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This film contains scenes
that may cause an epileptic seizure,
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scenes that contain smoking, alcohol
and drug use, meaningless sex, fights…
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well, you know,
some uncontrolled brawling,
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attempted sexual assault, gay sex,
straight sex, perversions, swearing…
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Point is: don't try to repeat it.
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If you're afraid of living
such a fun life like ours… like mine.
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Hey, what's wrong?
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That was a good warm up…
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What's good about it? It sounds like shit.
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Man! You told us we were nailing it.
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Oh yeah…
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It is us who could be nailed
to the barndoor
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with these old instruments of ours.
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Back then, I didn't realize
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I was completely terrified
before our first concert.
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I was ready to burn down
all of our rubbish instruments,
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I'd pretend to have a terminal illness,
run away to Poland in women's clothes…
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Just to avoid shitting myself
in front of five people,
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as we wouldn't get more fans
in the whole Lviv.
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Kuzia! That's a good guitar! Chill out!
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Lesyk, if it was a good guitar you'd see
"Fender Stratocaster" written on it!
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So take a marker and write it!
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Write it on your asses!
Maybe someone will believe you're branded.
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Nobody in the hall will see
what you have written there,
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and we play just fine.
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The concert will be awesome, dude!
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Come on!
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It's been like that since we were kids,
Yatsyk believed in me.
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He even agreed to start
a spider farm in granny's tulips.
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But before our first concert
I was just sick of his belief.
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Maybe I was afraid to let him down…
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So, guys, the concert is in four days.
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We have to rehearse. Let's go.
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Lesyk was suspicious of my crazy ideas,
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but he was always ready
to get me out of any mess.
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And it was comforting.
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Stop, stop!
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Let's take a time out, guys.
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We have another 40 minutes of rehearsal.
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Hey! Kuzia!
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You can start packing.
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Hello!
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Yeah, it's me.
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What's up?
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Cool!
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Okay,
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I'll be there in 20 minutes.
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Okay, yeah…
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Fine. Yeah.
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Sorry guys, I'll be right back.
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{\an8}KUZMA AND THE PENGUINS
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Did you bring the money?
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Sure!
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Voilà!
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A real rarity!
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That's some unique stuff!
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Are you sure you wanna sell it?
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I don't care about the material things.
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So, give me the money.
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Here you go.
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Where did you get it?
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I had some cash,
and I borrowed some from a neighbor.
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She sells "J.boyz" at the market.
Everybody knows her.
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I was glad that the neighbor gave me
the money in 100 notes, not in 10 notes.
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'Cause we'd have spent
the whole night in the garage.
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It seemed like the Painter
was afraid to count dollars in daylight.
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To avoid being arrested
for exchange fraud.
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What are you still doing there?
What are you waiting for?
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Get behind the wheel.
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I got so excited
I almost moved myself to tears.
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I felt like I was in a big
and spacious Stalin-era building.
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You could hardly see anything
through the rear window.
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But it created such a cozy atmosphere.
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As if you were sheltered
from the outside world.
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Female pig.
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What?
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The seats are made
from female pig leather.
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Specially ordered by some party boss.
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Come on.
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The bucks are fake?
The neighbor smuggled the fake ones.
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She brought
that Turkish garbage and sells it.
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It has never left the garage
without this thing.
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Here, take it.
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See that opening? Put this thing in it.
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This won't hurt?
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Wet it and it won't hurt.
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Come on.
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You have to rev the engine.
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Go ahead. Wind it up again.
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Come on, come on!
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Yes!
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There is no muffler!
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I got it!
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Do you know how to drive?
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I've been driving since I was three!
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Barbara!
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Barbara!
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KUZMA AND THE PENGUINS
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What an idiot!
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Go away with this hooptie!
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Or I'll call her father. He'll kill you!
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Good morning, aunt Marichka!
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Good morning!
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It was Barbara!
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When I saw her I was losing my mind.
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It's still like that.
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Salut!
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Don't even think
about getting inside this bucket.
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Thank you aunt Marichka,
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but I'll decide for myself
where to get inside.
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What took you so long?
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I was getting dressed.
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You were supposed to be ready.
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I've been waiting for you for two hours,
that's enough time to change 20 times.
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I went to pick up the limo.
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Please, my lady!
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Where did you get it?
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- There is nothing that can bite me, right?
- Come on, get in.
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The ceiling looks like a universe.
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Yeah, check it out.
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And why exactly did we come here?
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We could lie down for a while.
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Come on, what's wrong?
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I've waited for you for half a day.
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I would rather have visited an exhibition.
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Put your hands in the air
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and the Sun will melt.
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Let your hair down
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and I'll go crazy.
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Do you still think about the exhibition?
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Just a bit…
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When do you have to give it back?
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What?
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The car.
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What do you mean "give it back"?
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Did you buy it?
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Well, yeah.
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You told me you wanted a car.
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Wait.
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I meant someday.
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I didn't mean today.
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When you become a famous musician
we'll buy a proper car
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and we'll go to Europe together.
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It's just a dream, I didn't mean today.
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We're just getting ready
to your first concert.
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Wait. When did you buy it?
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Today in the morning, why?
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Didn't you have a rehearsal this morning?
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Damn…
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Come on, I'll buy you a hundred of those.
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You won't find the red ones in Lviv,
you know it.
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I still can't believe
you left the rehearsal.
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- Why the hell did you need this car?
- I can sell it if you want.
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I want you to understand
what is actually important for you.
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Even aunt Marichka says
that what you do is amatOurship.
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AmatOurship?
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Of course I don't think so.
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But you got to admit, Kuzia,
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it's difficult to defend you when
there is nothing that you'd carry through.
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Lesyk even forgot about the exams
to have the rehearsals.
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Yatsyk, about the sea…
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And you just walked away
from everybody, from me, just to buy…
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this rubbish.
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Are you serious?
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AmatOurship?
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You have to decide
what you really wanna do in life.
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When will I see you?
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At the concert.
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When you'll understand who you are
and stop doing foolish things.
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Barbara!
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Barbara!
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I'll buy you those tights!
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Lying down for a while…
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Mechanic.
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- Hey, Bard!
- Hey.
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Cool car. Is it yours?
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Yes.
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The real deal.
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I've already changed the muffler.
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Maybe you wanna buy it?
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No, no, no…
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Don't fool me with this antique stuff.
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Where did you find it?
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Don't even ask.
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I wanted to impress Barbara.
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I've been to Berlin recently.
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There is this guy there,
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he collects old buckets.
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You know…
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He'll give you a new Mercedes
for a real Soviet-era "Pobeda".
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Yeah, right, Mercedes Benz S 600, maybe?
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A Mercedes.
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Do you have his contacts?
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I have to go to Berlin one more time,
to deliver some goods.
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We could take your car.
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I could introduce you to the guy,
you'll get everything settled.
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- What do you say?
- Berlin?
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Do you really need to ask?
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Of course, let's go!
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{\an8}BASED ON THE STORY BY KUZMA SCRYABIN
ROCKY ROAD TO BERLIN
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Why do Germans need these mannequins?
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I don't know.
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I buy them for 3 rubles apiece
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and I sell them for 150 D-Marks
for this old junk. Can you believe it?
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150 D-Marks?!
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That's real money!
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Where did you find these orphans?
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In the shop window at the mall.
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Why did you take children?
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Couldn't you wait until they grow up?
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These are troubled times for the market.
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I had to convince the manager in the mall
to sell them for 3,50 rubles instead of 3.
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We're heading to Berlin.
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Good for you.
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We're going fishing. To Oselya village.
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Drop dead in the damn Berlin.
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Have a good trip!
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What's that…
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Enjoy the silence, damn it!
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It was just fine yesterday.
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Are you crazy?
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What do you mean "Berlin"?
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We have a concert in three days.
Are you going to bail on us?
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I swear, it's just to change the Pobeda,
and then I'll come back.
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It's Berlin.
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That's real Europe.
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Wouldn't you go?
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Berlin…
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Three days before the concert?!
Kuzia, are you kidding me?!
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Of course, I wouldn't go!
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Guys, I swear, I won't let you down.
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Let's go!
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What happened?
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We have to push the car.
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Come on!
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That's it.
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Game over.
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Maybe we should start from the school #3?
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There is a hill there.
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So, Kuzia…
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Last shot?
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Listen to me, you, Stalin-era rubbish,
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either you're going to Berlin
and become a part of the collection
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or you're not,
and you'll be sold for scrap.
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Got it?
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Come on, guys.
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Smart girl!
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- We're going West, man!
- To Berlin!
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I'm driving fast
The Europe is waiting for me…
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Three days may not be enough.
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Maybe it's for the best.
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I was glad to go with Bard.
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He wouldn't bother me with questions.
I was busy thinking.
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After the "amatOurship"…
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the word itself is disgusting…
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I decided to quit music, so what?
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Everybody's in trade, why shouldn't I?
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The miners' protests in Donetsk continue.
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You are listening to "Parliamentary wave".
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I am so sick of the politics.
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They're just beating the air.
It's been two years already.
264
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:34,083
Aren't you tired of it?
265
00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:35,000
Crap!
266
00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:41,458
So?
267
00:24:44,041 --> 00:24:45,291
We're screwed.
268
00:24:56,166 --> 00:24:57,666
Damn, get behind the wheel!
269
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,625
- I'll wind up and you hit the gas!
- Okay!
270
00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:07,416
- Did you hit it?
- You wound it, I hit it, right?
271
00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:09,833
No! Hit and hold it.
I'll wind one more time.
272
00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,375
Save the children!
273
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:20,833
Start pushing!
274
00:25:20,916 --> 00:25:22,416
- What?
- Go there!
275
00:26:03,291 --> 00:26:05,458
I woke up early today
276
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:07,750
I'll go to the mountains
277
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:11,291
I left my TV set
278
00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:16,541
I'm in the place where the wind
Is blowing over the sea
279
00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:20,125
Tracing out letters over the water
280
00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,250
Is it yours?
281
00:26:23,333 --> 00:26:25,125
Yeah, write it down somewhere.
282
00:26:26,125 --> 00:26:27,750
Did you call the customs?
283
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,416
Won't there be any problems?
284
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,875
Of course, my classmate Fedya works there,
he knows everything.
285
00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:35,708
Okay.
286
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,041
The whole Ukraine
is going to Poland today or what?
287
00:26:55,125 --> 00:26:58,208
No. It's Fedya's birthday today
288
00:26:58,291 --> 00:27:01,208
and the customs are a bit paralyzed.
289
00:27:01,291 --> 00:27:03,791
But Fedya promised to help us get through.
290
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,041
There he is.
291
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,875
The gate bar director.
292
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,708
Hello, gentlemen!
What do you have back there?
293
00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:20,291
It's all right, officer.
294
00:27:20,375 --> 00:27:21,583
Call Fedya.
295
00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:23,208
All right?
296
00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:24,916
Let's check it.
297
00:27:28,416 --> 00:27:29,416
Crap!
298
00:27:30,291 --> 00:27:32,541
Guys, you can't carry dead children.
299
00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:33,750
It's a border.
300
00:27:33,833 --> 00:27:35,833
Pertovych! Why are you here?
301
00:27:35,916 --> 00:27:37,166
Get up!
302
00:27:37,666 --> 00:27:39,833
You'll miss all the toasts.
303
00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:43,125
They won't dare!
304
00:27:48,791 --> 00:27:50,166
Hi, smugglers!
305
00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,916
Where have you been?
I've been waiting for you since morning.
306
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,500
Happy birthday, man!
307
00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,083
You got fat!
308
00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:57,500
It's because of the stress.
309
00:27:58,166 --> 00:27:59,916
Did you bring the kickback?
310
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:03,791
Listen… I'm broke.
The buddy's paying for the fuel.
311
00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:05,875
You can't go like that.
312
00:28:05,958 --> 00:28:09,791
I'll bring everything on my way back.
313
00:28:09,875 --> 00:28:12,416
Cover the hand.
314
00:28:15,125 --> 00:28:17,166
Give me that so that everybody sees it.
315
00:28:18,416 --> 00:28:19,833
Like you're giving a bribe.
316
00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:36,625
Please, accept this charitable donation.
For the stationery.
317
00:28:36,708 --> 00:28:39,541
Okay, fine.
I'll get broke having such friends.
318
00:28:42,041 --> 00:28:43,791
{\an8}CUSTOMS DECLARATION
319
00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:46,250
Thank you, man!
320
00:28:46,833 --> 00:28:48,833
I'm at the service of Ukrainian people!
321
00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:02,333
- You're not feeling well?
- What?
322
00:29:02,416 --> 00:29:05,791
Why do you keep fidgeting?
You have to keep cool at the border.
323
00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:08,000
Like that?
324
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:09,958
Sort of.
325
00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:14,833
What are we waiting for?
326
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:17,583
Turn off your Dinosaur.
327
00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:20,375
If I turn it off now, it won't start.
Is that what you want?
328
00:29:24,041 --> 00:29:25,541
Turn off the engine.
329
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:35,666
Where are you going?
330
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,833
To Berlin, to a festival.
331
00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:39,666
One-man show.
332
00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:43,958
The man in sunglasses is the actor.
333
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,250
The mannequins are for the stage design.
334
00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:49,666
And I'm his helper.
335
00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,291
He didn't care about the mannequins.
336
00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:02,291
He was looking for drugs.
337
00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:05,041
Show me what's there.
338
00:30:13,958 --> 00:30:16,333
But there could be anything, even a horse.
339
00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:18,375
And you'd have troubles finding it.
340
00:30:26,958 --> 00:30:28,083
You can go.
341
00:30:28,166 --> 00:30:29,375
Thank you very much.
342
00:30:31,416 --> 00:30:33,958
Bard. You'll have to push the car.
343
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:37,958
If I take out the crank at Polish customs,
we'll get deported for good.
344
00:30:38,041 --> 00:30:39,750
Of course.
345
00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:47,041
Drive, don't push it!
346
00:30:54,125 --> 00:30:55,916
Open! Hurry up!
347
00:31:11,916 --> 00:31:13,166
It's nuts!
348
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:58,791
Oops.
349
00:31:59,708 --> 00:32:00,791
What's wrong?
350
00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,125
The fuel.
351
00:32:05,041 --> 00:32:06,625
Didn't you fill up the tank?
352
00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,791
I thought we had enough.
353
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,125
That's a dead end, Kuzma.
354
00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:17,666
Someone will stop.
355
00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:19,291
No, no one will.
356
00:32:19,375 --> 00:32:22,083
In Poland, they don't stop
for some strangers.
357
00:32:22,166 --> 00:32:23,458
Especially, for us.
358
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:25,875
What if…
359
00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:28,125
you're a racketeer.
360
00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:38,541
Damn it!
361
00:32:48,083 --> 00:32:49,375
Kurwa!
362
00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:52,208
Where did this car come from?
363
00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:56,416
It's a tank, kurwa.
364
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:58,250
My uncle once got drunk
365
00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:01,208
and broke the neighbor’s fence
driving a car like that.
366
00:33:01,291 --> 00:33:03,458
And it didn't even leave a scratch.
367
00:33:06,625 --> 00:33:09,291
It's not a tank. It's a Warszawa.
368
00:33:09,375 --> 00:33:11,375
That's what I was saying.
369
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,125
These Polish people…
370
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:17,625
They don't get that their Warszawa
is just a copy of our Pobeda.
371
00:33:18,416 --> 00:33:21,541
Can you hear them
using "kurwa" all the time?
372
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,666
In our language
we invented a comma instead of it.
373
00:33:27,791 --> 00:33:29,458
That's what I'm saying.
374
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:30,541
Kurwa.
375
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:31,916
O, kurwa.
376
00:33:50,958 --> 00:33:51,958
Catch!
377
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,166
The battery's dead.
378
00:34:05,833 --> 00:34:07,291
What battery?
379
00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:10,916
Hey, where are you going?
We need to get going.
380
00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:13,500
Hey, boss.
381
00:34:16,041 --> 00:34:17,458
A racketeer from Ukraine?
382
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,541
I don't have money.
383
00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:20,875
I don't need money.
384
00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,833
Can I take a look?
385
00:34:34,666 --> 00:34:36,375
The hose is damaged.
386
00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,333
Wait. Here.
387
00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:04,333
Try it!
388
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,791
That's a song!
389
00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:14,708
You're a lifesaver.
390
00:35:18,458 --> 00:35:19,750
Wait.
391
00:35:23,541 --> 00:35:24,916
I'll get going, bye!
392
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:27,208
Wait!
393
00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:34,958
I heard you like Polish ham in Ukraine.
394
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:38,708
You can sell it and earn some money.
395
00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:41,958
Thank you.
396
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:44,750
No, I should thank you.
397
00:35:47,416 --> 00:35:48,583
Beginner's luck.
398
00:35:54,416 --> 00:35:57,416
It's obvious now.
399
00:35:57,500 --> 00:35:59,333
I should be an entrepreneur.
400
00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:01,791
Or a businessman.
401
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,541
Barbara will like it.
402
00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:21,583
Ugh, when did you eat so much garlic?
403
00:36:21,666 --> 00:36:25,958
You were going around saying
that lard and garlic are for losers.
404
00:36:29,708 --> 00:36:30,958
I didn't eat it.
405
00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:32,458
It's a cold remedy.
406
00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:35,000
Does it stink so much?
407
00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:36,958
Well, yeah.
408
00:36:42,041 --> 00:36:43,125
Ugh!
409
00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:46,666
No, close the door.
410
00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:48,958
I mean it, close the door. I'm not joking.
411
00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:55,875
Ugh! Holy garlic!
412
00:36:57,125 --> 00:37:01,000
It's fine. Maybe, it will scare off
the fascists from your "Pobeda".
413
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,458
Car registration documents.
414
00:37:28,166 --> 00:37:29,250
Yes.
415
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,083
What's that?
416
00:37:39,666 --> 00:37:40,833
That's a car.
417
00:37:41,625 --> 00:37:43,166
No, what's that?
418
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,791
That's a registration certificate.
419
00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:57,375
I hated the words ending with -urück
since I was a child.
420
00:37:57,458 --> 00:38:01,333
Our adventure was now
showing signs of a force majeure.
421
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:09,541
Stop eating chips at the customs.
422
00:38:09,625 --> 00:38:11,083
Don't panic.
423
00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:13,958
You said it yourself we have to keep cool.
424
00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:22,708
Please, take a bit!
425
00:38:23,416 --> 00:38:25,000
He wants us to get out.
426
00:38:27,583 --> 00:38:28,625
Okay.
427
00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:55,125
Matilda!
428
00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,250
Come here!
429
00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:10,416
God, dear Lord, please save us…
430
00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,250
When did you become a believer?
431
00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:25,541
Are you afraid of dogs?
432
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:33,708
Hey, little one.
433
00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:38,458
You just smelled the chips?
434
00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:43,875
What are you doing!
You'll eat all the chips.
435
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:46,333
No.
436
00:39:47,041 --> 00:39:51,375
If Matilda found nothing, let them go.
437
00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:15,375
Are you always so worried
about your mannequins?
438
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,083
These are not just mannequins.
439
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,541
What are they then?
Are there young terminators inside?
440
00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:30,375
No.
441
00:40:33,708 --> 00:40:35,333
There is Crimean Cannabis.
442
00:40:36,291 --> 00:40:37,500
Yeah, right.
443
00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:46,166
Are you serious?
444
00:40:50,791 --> 00:40:51,916
Man!
445
00:40:52,541 --> 00:40:54,000
We could end up in jail!
446
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,916
It's not that much pot,
two years of probation tops.
447
00:40:59,750 --> 00:41:01,083
Are you nuts?
448
00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:04,625
You couldn't tell me?
449
00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:09,375
Kuzia, if anything happened,
I'd take the fall.
450
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,666
Look.
451
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:11,416
Listen, Bard.
452
00:42:12,583 --> 00:42:14,166
Are you sure this is Berlin?
453
00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:18,666
Actually, this is Neukölln.
454
00:42:19,916 --> 00:42:23,958
Before the war,
it was a really fancy district.
455
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:28,000
But then, they built this Berlin wall,
456
00:42:28,083 --> 00:42:32,750
and it became less popular among bruggers.
457
00:42:33,750 --> 00:42:36,166
And immigrants started settling here.
458
00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:38,041
Understand?
459
00:42:40,166 --> 00:42:43,416
Hey! Hey you, Aladdin!
Look where you're going!
460
00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:25,625
Tomas! Come here!
461
00:43:28,291 --> 00:43:30,375
Tomas is a yes man.
462
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:40,875
Bard.
463
00:43:42,333 --> 00:43:44,666
- My dear friend!
- Tomas.
464
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,458
Welcome!
465
00:43:49,291 --> 00:43:52,250
Tomas, this is Kuzma, my friend.
466
00:43:53,250 --> 00:43:55,291
Kuzma, this is Tomas, he's also my friend.
467
00:43:55,375 --> 00:43:56,875
- Yes?
- Yes. One moment.
468
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,666
Tomas, take these two mannequins.
469
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:06,041
Kuzma, two mannequins.
470
00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:10,333
Tomas, one more.
471
00:44:12,041 --> 00:44:13,375
One mannequin for me.
472
00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:16,041
Welcome!
473
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:32,541
Listen, there are a lot of people here
and everything is common property here.
474
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:35,250
So, you can just find a free spot
and crash there.
475
00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:36,666
Tomas have read too much Marks
476
00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:41,041
and thinks that his mission is
to give shelter to all the travelers.
477
00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:46,291
Hey, homies!
478
00:44:47,041 --> 00:44:49,958
Damn! Go to hell, jerks.
479
00:44:50,041 --> 00:44:51,416
We're trying to sleep.
480
00:44:51,916 --> 00:44:52,916
Bastards.
481
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:57,875
Crash here.
482
00:45:06,958 --> 00:45:08,041
I'm home.
483
00:45:20,708 --> 00:45:22,583
Hello, beautiful!
484
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:26,333
Kuzma, thanks for the compliment.
485
00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:29,625
Aunt Natalka,
could you get Barbara on the phone?
486
00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:35,125
Listen, she's busy now.
487
00:45:35,708 --> 00:45:37,041
Okay.
488
00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:39,666
Then tell her
that I'll come back driving a Mercedes
489
00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,750
and I decided to quit music.
490
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:45,166
I'll bring a batch of goods for sale,
I'll be a businessman.
491
00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:47,625
What do you mean "quit music"?
492
00:45:48,208 --> 00:45:49,625
Where are you, Kuzia?
493
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:53,208
Hello?
494
00:45:59,291 --> 00:46:01,625
The subscriber
cannot be reached at the moment.
495
00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:04,708
He's is outside of your love covered area.
496
00:46:15,291 --> 00:46:17,708
Hey! Stay away from the car!
497
00:46:30,916 --> 00:46:32,625
Are you out of your mind, badgers?
498
00:46:32,708 --> 00:46:33,916
Get off the car!
499
00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:42,416
I'll tear your liver out
and feed it to the dogs!
500
00:46:45,375 --> 00:46:47,125
Why do you mess with him all alone?
501
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:48,833
Don't you see they have protection?
502
00:46:48,916 --> 00:46:51,791
Keep cool and your time will come.
503
00:46:52,708 --> 00:46:53,958
Let's get out of here.
504
00:46:58,291 --> 00:46:59,291
Thank you.
505
00:47:00,666 --> 00:47:03,916
They won't come back
until the evening, that's for sure.
506
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,250
Tomas.
507
00:47:05,333 --> 00:47:06,500
Bard.
508
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:09,416
Dude, when are we going to
exchange Pobeda for a Mercedes?
509
00:47:10,041 --> 00:47:13,750
They won't be back until the evening,
but after darkness…
510
00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:17,208
Kuzia, let me show you Berlin,
what do you think?
511
00:47:17,291 --> 00:47:18,708
See you, man.
512
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,041
See you.
513
00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:21,708
Bye.
514
00:48:47,500 --> 00:48:48,791
Damn it!
515
00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:50,958
Then just leave it.
516
00:48:52,958 --> 00:48:58,500
Tomas, can you watch this car? Yeah?
517
00:49:00,666 --> 00:49:02,666
We'll be back soon.
518
00:49:03,916 --> 00:49:07,500
Yes, sure thing, no problem.
519
00:49:09,875 --> 00:49:12,166
- Of course!
- Well of course!
520
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,708
Why are you sitting? Take them.
521
00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:31,375
Wow, what characters!
522
00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:36,750
Hello.
523
00:50:39,458 --> 00:50:40,458
Excuse me.
524
00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:41,750
- Step away.
- Sorry.
525
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:44,833
Make way, stripper.
526
00:50:47,916 --> 00:50:49,833
Look, we're like ships.
527
00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:52,833
Kuzma…
528
00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:53,916
Sorry.
529
00:50:55,333 --> 00:50:56,375
Excuse me.
530
00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:03,291
Wow!
531
00:51:03,916 --> 00:51:05,000
Excuse me.
532
00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:07,291
Sorry.
533
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,083
Glory to Jesus.
534
00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:14,958
Frankenstein, step back.
535
00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:16,958
Excuse me.
536
00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:18,750
Sorry.
537
00:51:19,291 --> 00:51:20,375
Good evening!
538
00:51:21,916 --> 00:51:23,083
Is Johann here?
539
00:51:24,541 --> 00:51:25,541
Come in.
540
00:51:30,375 --> 00:51:31,791
Good evening, gentlemen!
541
00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:45,166
Hello, friend. You want something?
542
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,333
Listen, Bard.
543
00:51:54,416 --> 00:51:56,375
What does this Johann do?
544
00:51:56,958 --> 00:51:58,833
He is an art director in here,
545
00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:00,916
buys the mannequins.
546
00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:18,250
Good!
547
00:53:19,541 --> 00:53:21,250
This is good…
548
00:53:24,291 --> 00:53:25,916
Of course, it's good!
549
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,333
It's Crimean.
550
00:53:29,083 --> 00:53:31,250
And Crimea is a Ukrainian Columbia.
551
00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:33,458
Got it?
552
00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,083
Okay, but no more mannequins.
553
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:51,916
What do you mean?
554
00:53:54,875 --> 00:53:57,166
My friends have already planted
a whole plot of land.
555
00:53:58,166 --> 00:54:00,541
Sorry, but Romanians
sell for half the price.
556
00:54:01,125 --> 00:54:02,375
Romanians?
557
00:54:02,458 --> 00:54:07,250
Our cannabis is the best
in Europe, understand?
558
00:54:10,041 --> 00:54:12,000
Our people don't care.
559
00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:17,875
Fascist.
560
00:54:18,458 --> 00:54:20,416
I still need him to exchange my Pobeda.
561
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:21,500
It's not him.
562
00:54:23,333 --> 00:54:24,750
Excuse me, Johann.
563
00:54:25,541 --> 00:54:26,833
Where is Karsten?
564
00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:29,000
He wasn't here today.
565
00:54:36,791 --> 00:54:40,125
Damn it, dude!
Two years of probation you said? Hey!
566
00:54:41,041 --> 00:54:45,375
There are tons of pot!
We could go to jail for 18 years!
567
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:47,083
- But we didn't.
- Cool!
568
00:54:47,666 --> 00:54:49,541
- You're welcome!
- Hey!
569
00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:54,833
I could have ended up in jail
for half of my life because of your drugs!
570
00:54:54,916 --> 00:54:57,958
Maybe you should have told me
about the risks beforehand, no?!
571
00:54:58,041 --> 00:55:00,666
Calm down! Do you think I'm a child?
572
00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:03,291
I settled everything with our police
a long time ago.
573
00:55:03,375 --> 00:55:07,375
I they had arrested you, they would have
put you in a holding cell for two months.
574
00:55:07,458 --> 00:55:11,000
We'd give them 300 bucks and that's it!
It's a waste of money, of course!
575
00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:13,375
What do you mean
"put me in a holding cell"?
576
00:55:15,083 --> 00:55:16,333
It's your car, isn't it?
577
00:56:04,416 --> 00:56:07,166
No! Leave me alone!
578
00:56:10,625 --> 00:56:11,541
Hello!
579
00:56:11,625 --> 00:56:12,666
Hey!
580
00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:14,000
Let her go!
581
00:56:14,958 --> 00:56:17,916
I'm talking to you! Both of you! Go away!
582
00:56:43,416 --> 00:56:44,958
I know where Karsten is.
583
00:56:49,125 --> 00:56:50,458
It was for me!
584
00:57:15,291 --> 00:57:19,500
It was the first and the only time
when I got hammered on drugs.
585
00:57:54,125 --> 00:57:56,875
Actually, it was the only time
when I tried this stuff.
586
00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:59,583
I'd say that it was awful and so on…
587
00:57:59,666 --> 00:58:02,375
But I just didn't remember anything.
588
00:58:02,458 --> 00:58:03,583
Are you okay?
589
00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:09,375
Where's Bard?
590
00:58:11,291 --> 00:58:12,750
Where is my friend?
591
00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:16,500
Inside. He said he'd come in a minute.
592
00:58:18,458 --> 00:58:19,458
And…
593
00:58:20,833 --> 00:58:22,625
Where are we?
594
00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:25,583
By the club.
595
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:32,750
So, what is your name?
596
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,083
Den.
597
00:58:34,166 --> 00:58:35,250
Den?
598
00:58:35,833 --> 00:58:38,291
Deniz. It means "sea" in Turkish.
599
00:58:40,166 --> 00:58:41,166
Okay.
600
00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:44,500
So, what is a Turkish girl
doing in a night club?
601
00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:46,541
So what?
602
00:58:47,208 --> 00:58:49,500
I'm a modern free girl, understand?
603
00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:50,500
Okay.
604
00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:52,166
Hey, Romeo.
605
00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:55,708
Let's go inside. They say Karsten is here.
606
00:58:56,791 --> 00:58:58,166
Let's get inside.
607
00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:14,000
Berd! What does this Karsten
actually do in life?
608
00:59:14,916 --> 00:59:16,291
Kuzia, are you serious?
609
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:18,833
I was telling you about him
for the last half hour.
610
00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:21,250
Anyway…
611
00:59:22,083 --> 00:59:25,958
So, in Soviet times
he was a translator from Russian.
612
00:59:26,041 --> 00:59:28,083
Are you sure he'll be up for the exchange?
613
00:59:28,166 --> 00:59:29,000
Don't fret.
614
00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:35,333
Bard, I hope there'll be no more scams.
615
00:59:51,041 --> 00:59:52,416
Hi, Bruno!
616
00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:56,375
Did you like Karsten's friend?
617
01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:13,833
Hi, Karsten!
618
01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:40,541
You play like a real professional.
619
01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:42,666
Yeah, he's good.
620
01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:50,583
Come on…
621
01:00:53,166 --> 01:00:55,083
This is a real deal.
622
01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:57,791
Stratocaster.
623
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,916
How much?
624
01:01:01,958 --> 01:01:03,958
I don't sell guitars.
625
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:06,583
I get it.
626
01:01:09,125 --> 01:01:11,541
I quit music anyway.
627
01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:17,208
And I never said
I was exchanging Mercedez for Pobeda.
628
01:01:18,958 --> 01:01:20,583
What do you mean?
629
01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:22,750
I heard it myself.
630
01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:28,958
I said I knew a man
who can exchange Pobeda for Mercedez.
631
01:01:30,500 --> 01:01:31,875
Enjoy yourself!
632
01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,208
Cheers.
633
01:01:33,791 --> 01:01:34,916
Cheers.
634
01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:38,916
Listen.
635
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,833
And that guy…
636
01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:43,541
Are you sure he'll be up for the exchange?
637
01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:44,833
Rudi?
638
01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:46,666
Let's go see him.
639
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,291
I saw him here today.
640
01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:55,916
Is he dead or alive?
641
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:58,541
What happened to him? Is he alive?
642
01:01:58,625 --> 01:02:00,916
He is. A bit.
643
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,708
He got high as a kite.
644
01:02:04,208 --> 01:02:07,208
What should we do?
Maybe we should call an ambulance?
645
01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:10,250
Yeah? Maybe the local police too?
646
01:02:10,333 --> 01:02:12,666
So all of these freaks would lynch us.
647
01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:15,333
We just need to wait
for this body to wake up.
648
01:02:15,416 --> 01:02:17,291
Yeah, or kick the bucket.
649
01:02:19,375 --> 01:02:20,375
Hey!
650
01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:24,125
Someone half passes here all the time.
651
01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:26,083
There should be some antidotes here.
652
01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:27,583
The girl is right.
653
01:02:31,541 --> 01:02:33,583
- Crap!
- Let's get out of here.
654
01:02:34,208 --> 01:02:35,416
We have to find an antidote!
655
01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,416
Naloxone, Naloxone?
656
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,583
It must help.
657
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,416
- Do you know how to give an injection?
- Only to myself.
658
01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,666
I know how. I made it to my grandpa.
659
01:03:09,750 --> 01:03:12,166
You made your grandfather in…
660
01:03:12,250 --> 01:03:14,916
Did you give your grandfather
an injection in vein?
661
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,583
Yes, in the buttocks.
662
01:03:54,625 --> 01:03:57,125
I loved them all so much in that moment.
663
01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,583
As if I knew them my whole life.
And there was no one dearer to me.
664
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,333
Plus I was drunk as a skunk.
665
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,291
What should we do next?
666
01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:11,583
Let's go,
I'll introduce you to the musicians.
667
01:04:12,666 --> 01:04:14,875
I'll wait until he gets back to reality.
668
01:04:24,833 --> 01:04:25,875
Wow.
669
01:04:26,791 --> 01:04:28,250
Did Depeche Mode perform here?
670
01:04:28,333 --> 01:04:30,583
No, they were resting here.
671
01:04:30,666 --> 01:04:32,750
They performed
in the Friedrichstadt-Palast.
672
01:04:32,833 --> 01:04:36,166
- Have you been there?
- Of course. I paid 300 marks.
673
01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:38,625
Had to buy it from a reseller.
674
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:40,458
I'm a huge fan!
675
01:04:42,375 --> 01:04:44,208
They inspire me.
676
01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:48,916
Inspire to sell ham?
677
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:53,000
Why are you standing here, let's go.
678
01:05:03,250 --> 01:05:04,333
Hi, Eric!
679
01:05:04,416 --> 01:05:05,458
Hi!
680
01:05:05,541 --> 01:05:08,875
This is Eric, my friend.
Let's go. I'll introduce you.
681
01:05:12,833 --> 01:05:15,416
This is Kuzma, my friend from Ukraine.
682
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:16,583
He's a rock musician.
683
01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:18,291
Oh, a colleague.
684
01:05:18,875 --> 01:05:20,375
Let's play together.
685
01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:23,000
No, guys, I gave up music.
686
01:05:23,083 --> 01:05:24,750
I don't even have a guitar.
687
01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:26,250
It's not a problem.
688
01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:28,541
You can take mine.
689
01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:51,416
That was the moment when I realized
that I could not escape it.
690
01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:54,166
I'll find common ground with anyone
as long as there is music.
691
01:06:54,250 --> 01:06:57,291
And I'll be able to do
whatever I wish. No limits.
692
01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:16,875
It's not so important
how many fans you have.
693
01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:19,541
If these five people
gave you their hearts.
694
01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:22,500
And music is everything.
695
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,333
Polish ham? Who am I kidding.
696
01:08:07,208 --> 01:08:08,416
It was amazing.
697
01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,458
Yeah.
698
01:08:15,333 --> 01:08:18,708
You're fucking sexy! You're a rock star!
699
01:08:20,333 --> 01:08:22,750
Why did you quit? You have a talent.
700
01:08:24,416 --> 01:08:26,916
Karsten, that's just
thanks to your guitar.
701
01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:34,083
We can go.
702
01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:54,500
Kuzma.
703
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:55,916
Yes.
704
01:08:58,125 --> 01:09:01,166
Rudi is very grateful
that you saved his life.
705
01:09:02,458 --> 01:09:04,916
And I convinced him to switch cars.
706
01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:09,208
Yes, Rudi?
707
01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:10,375
Rud, Rudi…
708
01:09:11,041 --> 01:09:13,416
- Yes. Yes.
- Yes.
709
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:16,458
Let's go then.
We have to go home in a few hours.
710
01:09:16,541 --> 01:09:18,666
I have a concert tomorrow in the evening.
711
01:09:20,750 --> 01:09:21,833
Cool!
712
01:09:21,916 --> 01:09:22,916
Right.
713
01:09:24,750 --> 01:09:26,166
How are we going to get there?
714
01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:33,916
Den, where are you from?
715
01:09:34,416 --> 01:09:36,791
Kreuzberg. Hermannplatz, 4.
716
01:09:36,875 --> 01:09:39,458
Kreuzberg? Little Istanbul!
717
01:09:40,166 --> 01:09:41,666
That's not far from us.
718
01:09:59,583 --> 01:10:02,041
All right. Thank you, guys.
719
01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:04,208
Goodbye!
720
01:10:04,291 --> 01:10:05,375
Bye, Den.
721
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:10,083
- Bye, Kuzma.
- Bye, Den. It was nice to meet you.
722
01:10:10,166 --> 01:10:12,375
Nice… to what?
723
01:10:13,291 --> 01:10:15,833
Get out, say a proper goodbye.
724
01:10:18,166 --> 01:10:20,000
Don't worry. I won't tell Barbara.
725
01:10:30,375 --> 01:10:33,208
Okay. I'll try to help.
726
01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:38,625
One… two… three.
727
01:10:44,208 --> 01:10:45,291
Well…
728
01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:47,875
Thank you for helping me.
729
01:10:51,708 --> 01:10:53,833
You're a really pretty girl.
730
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,250
I was glad to help you.
731
01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:02,750
I have to go.
732
01:11:03,541 --> 01:11:04,458
I understand.
733
01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:09,875
Maybe we'll see you later?
734
01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:12,416
Yeah.
735
01:11:23,541 --> 01:11:24,458
Bye, Den.
736
01:11:24,541 --> 01:11:25,500
Bye.
737
01:11:42,958 --> 01:11:43,916
What?
738
01:11:45,458 --> 01:11:46,666
Did you take her number?
739
01:11:48,166 --> 01:11:49,625
Let's go.
740
01:12:34,583 --> 01:12:35,750
Oh, God!
741
01:12:37,583 --> 01:12:39,166
What the hell is that?
742
01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,083
Beasts!
743
01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,375
Freaking animals!
744
01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:51,875
Tomas! How could you let this happen?
745
01:12:53,166 --> 01:12:55,125
- What?
- You can shove your what!
746
01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:57,291
Look what these freaks did!
747
01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:04,708
That's a complete garbage.
748
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,500
This is not a car.
749
01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:09,166
I won't take it.
750
01:13:11,041 --> 01:13:12,416
We're screwed.
751
01:13:13,666 --> 01:13:15,333
Bastards!
752
01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:25,791
Hey! Son of the jackal! You're dead.
753
01:13:26,666 --> 01:13:27,666
This can't be good.
754
01:13:29,416 --> 01:13:30,666
What are you doing?
755
01:13:32,333 --> 01:13:33,416
Tomas!
756
01:13:34,125 --> 01:13:35,125
Tomas!
757
01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:38,666
Tomas! Help us! Tomas! Tomas!
758
01:13:38,750 --> 01:13:41,250
What have you done? How will I get home?
759
01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:42,541
I have a concert!
760
01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,458
How did you even do it?
761
01:13:45,166 --> 01:13:46,291
Dear Mother!
762
01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:48,250
What did you say about my mother?
763
01:14:01,750 --> 01:14:03,000
Eat this!
764
01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:41,375
Sorry, Kuzma,
I don't do well with the police.
765
01:14:54,791 --> 01:14:56,875
We need some real help here.
766
01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:15,416
So, the police were going somewhere else.
767
01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:20,416
I'm going to bed.
768
01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:23,250
Yeah.
769
01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:38,958
I knew that Yatsyk and Lesyk
would be expecting me this evening.
770
01:15:39,041 --> 01:15:40,791
Barbara would be expecting me.
771
01:15:40,875 --> 01:15:42,458
Maybe even some fans.
772
01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:46,750
But I had no idea how to get to Lviv.
773
01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:50,458
So I decided to think and to eat.
774
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,208
How can you eat here, dude?
775
01:15:57,333 --> 01:15:58,958
I don't know, was really hungry.
776
01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:04,208
You've eaten the ham
that'd cost 300 bucks, yeah?
777
01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:06,416
No.
778
01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,750
Around 5.50 for now.
779
01:16:11,291 --> 01:16:14,291
Mom! Somebody help! Guys!
780
01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:17,125
Could you help me? Help me, please.
781
01:16:17,208 --> 01:16:18,125
What happened?
782
01:16:18,208 --> 01:16:21,791
- Help my mom! Help her!
- Where is your mom?
783
01:16:49,458 --> 01:16:51,375
That was a success…
784
01:16:51,458 --> 01:16:53,583
I never followed through on anything,
785
01:16:54,125 --> 01:16:56,750
I didn't get a new car,
the old one had some shit all over it,
786
01:16:56,833 --> 01:16:58,916
I was not gonna make it to the concert,
787
01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:01,166
and now they were going
to make me into ham.
788
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,875
What the hell?
789
01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:14,250
Alyosha, translate.
790
01:17:16,416 --> 01:17:19,666
Sir Mehmed says
that he's very disappointed.
791
01:17:19,750 --> 01:17:21,833
You don't act like this
when you're a guest.
792
01:17:21,916 --> 01:17:26,125
You dared to raise a hand against
Sir Mehmed's nephew and his friends.
793
01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:28,416
They shit on my car!
794
01:17:29,208 --> 01:17:30,125
Translate it!
795
01:17:35,958 --> 01:17:38,625
My nephew said you were threatening him.
What's your version?
796
01:17:40,458 --> 01:17:44,041
Mehmed is not a killer.
He's just an entrepreneur.
797
01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:46,583
He sells clothes, shoes and so on.
798
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:49,666
But what he cares about most
is his family's honor.
799
01:17:49,750 --> 01:17:53,041
That's why you will die like dogs.
800
01:17:53,958 --> 01:17:55,833
Are you out of your mind?
801
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:59,125
Alyosha! What does it mean?
802
01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:00,500
Let us go!
803
01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:04,916
If you don't want to start a dialogue,
I'll have to take extreme measures.
804
01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:09,291
Sir Mehmed asks if you have a last wish.
805
01:18:10,666 --> 01:18:13,916
Yeah! I want his nephew
to eat the shit he left on my car!
806
01:18:17,291 --> 01:18:19,875
Give them a good scare
and then we'll talk.
807
01:18:20,375 --> 01:18:21,333
Sorry, my friend.
808
01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:25,250
We'll have to cut off your head.
809
01:18:27,125 --> 01:18:28,875
Wait! Wait!
810
01:18:31,625 --> 01:18:32,750
Hey!
811
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,625
Are you nuts?
812
01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:38,583
Boss! You're a grown man!
813
01:18:39,250 --> 01:18:41,666
Alyosha, stop him!
814
01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:44,708
Fine, they don't have to eat the shit!
815
01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:54,750
- Good morning, dad!
- Good morning, daughter!
816
01:18:54,833 --> 01:18:59,041
Can you give me some money for a taxi.
I overslept and I'm late for university.
817
01:18:59,125 --> 01:19:00,833
- Yes, sure.
- Den?
818
01:19:00,916 --> 01:19:02,000
Kuzma?
819
01:19:02,083 --> 01:19:03,625
How do you know this rude man?
820
01:19:03,708 --> 01:19:06,333
Dad! He saved me from attackers
yesterday in the evening.
821
01:19:06,416 --> 01:19:10,166
What attackers?
Why were you alone outside?
822
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:14,875
I was coming back home from the library,
two people attacked me,
823
01:19:15,625 --> 01:19:18,208
and this brave man saved me from them.
824
01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:20,291
Untie this guy.
825
01:19:20,375 --> 01:19:22,625
- What about his friend?
- And his friend.
826
01:19:35,125 --> 01:19:36,291
Hi, Kuzma!
827
01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:39,291
How are you?
828
01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:41,750
Thank you! I'm fine, damn it.
829
01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:45,458
Apologize and ask how to thank him.
830
01:19:45,541 --> 01:19:48,833
For saving the honor
of Sir Mehmed's only daughter,
831
01:19:49,708 --> 01:19:52,916
Sir Mehmed would like to offer
his sincere apologies.
832
01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:55,625
And he asks: what would you like to get?
833
01:19:57,625 --> 01:20:01,083
I want my car
to be as good as new. Get it?
834
01:20:04,791 --> 01:20:06,583
Maybe he wants something special?
835
01:20:06,666 --> 01:20:10,083
Maybe you have a special wish?
836
01:20:20,375 --> 01:20:23,000
Tights. For my girlfriend.
837
01:20:23,916 --> 01:20:24,916
And…
838
01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:29,208
can I get my glasses back?
839
01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:35,166
Thank you.
840
01:20:40,916 --> 01:20:42,708
You have a girlfriend, Kuzma?
841
01:20:43,208 --> 01:20:44,208
Yes.
842
01:20:44,958 --> 01:20:46,708
Her name is Barbara.
843
01:20:48,875 --> 01:20:50,125
Have a good trip.
844
01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:57,291
I wish they'd had cut your balls off.
845
01:21:30,750 --> 01:21:31,958
This is for you.
846
01:21:35,666 --> 01:21:37,333
Couldn't you ask for a Mercedez?
847
01:21:38,666 --> 01:21:40,000
Was that an option?
848
01:21:40,541 --> 01:21:42,250
It was nice to meet you.
849
01:21:43,375 --> 01:21:44,583
I've no doubts.
850
01:22:20,875 --> 01:22:22,250
Karsten!
851
01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:31,041
I wanted to say thank you.
852
01:22:31,125 --> 01:22:32,625
For saving me.
853
01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:36,208
This is for you.
854
01:22:36,958 --> 01:22:39,083
No, no. It's too expensive.
855
01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:42,458
No. A new model comes out this week.
856
01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:44,416
I've already ordered it.
857
01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:46,083
Take it.
858
01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:49,416
Take it.
859
01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:50,833
Thank you!
860
01:22:50,916 --> 01:22:52,000
Man!
861
01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:57,208
Thanks.
862
01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:00,208
Hey, boss!
863
01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:02,416
Done!
864
01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:16,750
Good.
865
01:23:20,750 --> 01:23:21,750
Good.
866
01:23:29,708 --> 01:23:30,958
What happened?
867
01:23:35,125 --> 01:23:37,291
Oh, I get it.
868
01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:46,250
Well…
869
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,166
Thank you, guys!
870
01:23:52,666 --> 01:23:53,750
You can go.
871
01:23:58,041 --> 01:23:59,250
Badgers.
872
01:24:07,291 --> 01:24:08,750
That's all we've got.
873
01:24:08,833 --> 01:24:09,958
It's fine.
874
01:24:11,791 --> 01:24:13,625
Barbara will use it for decades.
875
01:24:22,875 --> 01:24:23,708
Very good!
876
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:26,583
Guys!
877
01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:29,583
Just look at this beauty!
878
01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:32,791
Let's go to Rudi.
879
01:24:33,666 --> 01:24:37,375
- Maybe he'll take it for a Mercedez.
- We can try.
880
01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:51,666
Karsten! Who owns this?
881
01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:01,583
This?
882
01:25:02,166 --> 01:25:03,708
Nobody owns it.
883
01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:09,958
The owners put it here,
so that anyone in need could take it.
884
01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:14,250
- I'm in need.
- Calm down. We don't have time.
885
01:25:29,250 --> 01:25:31,583
I can have whatever I want?
886
01:25:32,291 --> 01:25:33,541
Hi, Rudi!
887
01:25:36,041 --> 01:25:37,416
Hello! It's me!
888
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:39,375
Look!
889
01:25:40,166 --> 01:25:41,875
We fixed the car!
890
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:48,250
Maybe… how to say it… we change?
891
01:26:01,083 --> 01:26:02,083
No.
892
01:26:04,291 --> 01:26:05,916
It's not even running.
893
01:26:07,041 --> 01:26:08,833
Oh my God! Honey!
894
01:26:08,916 --> 01:26:11,541
I can't believe this Warszawa is for me!
895
01:26:12,791 --> 01:26:15,291
It was my dream! Thank you!
896
01:26:17,291 --> 01:26:19,541
I wanted it so much!
897
01:26:19,625 --> 01:26:23,041
I'll be very grateful to you!
898
01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:26,500
- I'll do everything for you, dear.
- For me?
899
01:26:26,583 --> 01:26:27,666
Sure!
900
01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:29,041
Cool!
901
01:26:34,666 --> 01:26:35,666
Okay.
902
01:26:36,333 --> 01:26:38,458
Let's go. I'll show you the Mercedez.
903
01:26:41,583 --> 01:26:44,500
My grandpa had exactly the same.
904
01:26:59,416 --> 01:27:00,500
Here it is.
905
01:27:01,541 --> 01:27:02,791
My collection.
906
01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:08,041
A small part of it.
907
01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:21,625
Cool.
908
01:27:23,125 --> 01:27:24,291
And where is Mercedez?
909
01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:32,541
There you go.
910
01:27:40,666 --> 01:27:43,458
Well…
911
01:27:45,083 --> 01:27:46,291
a Mercedez.
912
01:27:55,416 --> 01:27:57,500
Man… A Mercedez?
913
01:27:58,291 --> 01:27:59,458
Mercedez 600.
914
01:28:01,833 --> 01:28:03,291
Dude, it's a Mercedez!
915
01:28:14,958 --> 01:28:16,041
A Mercedez!
916
01:28:21,041 --> 01:28:22,041
Hello.
917
01:28:32,583 --> 01:28:34,041
Be a good girl.
918
01:28:36,916 --> 01:28:38,833
Kuzma! A Mercedez!
919
01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:43,083
I'm sorry! One moment!
920
01:28:43,166 --> 01:28:44,166
Karsten!
921
01:28:44,250 --> 01:28:45,875
Yes, mister.
922
01:28:45,958 --> 01:28:48,791
Bard! Don't just sit there.
Open the trunk.
923
01:28:53,708 --> 01:28:54,875
Fantastic!
924
01:28:54,958 --> 01:28:56,500
Look at all this space.
925
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:01,166
Karsten! You will help me.
And you will wait.
926
01:29:03,958 --> 01:29:04,875
Bard!
927
01:29:05,958 --> 01:29:07,583
Don't embarrass yourself!
928
01:29:12,500 --> 01:29:13,500
Okay…
929
01:29:17,208 --> 01:29:19,416
- Thank you very much!
- You're welcome!
930
01:29:20,208 --> 01:29:21,666
That's a good deal.
931
01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:24,541
Yeah, for sure.
932
01:29:27,250 --> 01:29:29,375
Kuzma! Help us!
933
01:29:29,458 --> 01:29:31,791
Why are you standing there?
Get the car over here!
934
01:29:51,958 --> 01:29:54,500
That's it? Can we go now?
935
01:29:55,041 --> 01:29:57,625
Well, if they don't need
the mannequins anymore…
936
01:29:58,416 --> 01:30:00,125
I'll be selling second hand stuff.
937
01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:02,375
That's gonna be a goldmine!
938
01:30:04,750 --> 01:30:05,750
Kuzma,
939
01:30:06,250 --> 01:30:08,083
you should continue making music.
940
01:30:10,958 --> 01:30:12,625
And I will be "making" business.
941
01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:14,625
I know.
942
01:30:14,708 --> 01:30:16,208
Let's go, business.
943
01:30:28,166 --> 01:30:30,416
That's a great musician from Ukraine.
944
01:31:30,875 --> 01:31:33,375
Damn! We'll be waiting for a week here.
945
01:31:33,458 --> 01:31:34,791
I have a concert.
946
01:31:43,875 --> 01:31:45,208
Kuzia, look!
947
01:31:48,958 --> 01:31:50,208
Racketeers.
948
01:31:50,291 --> 01:31:51,458
Muggers.
949
01:31:52,083 --> 01:31:53,250
What should we do?
950
01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:56,458
If they ask, we don't have anything.
951
01:32:11,666 --> 01:32:14,541
Greetings from Lublin-Lviv brigade.
952
01:32:14,625 --> 01:32:16,625
What do you have in your truck, yobbos?
953
01:32:16,708 --> 01:32:17,750
What do you care?
954
01:32:17,833 --> 01:32:22,375
We control who's passing through here.
You have to pay us 200 zlotys. Got it?
955
01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:24,166
We don't have any dough!
956
01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:28,250
Then give us your goods.
957
01:32:28,333 --> 01:32:30,750
That's some trash
from the junkyard, fellas.
958
01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:33,833
You'll find the fellas on a playground!
We're guys.
959
01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:37,125
- That's really some trash, guys.
- Just open your truck, man.
960
01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:39,666
We'll take a look at your trash.
961
01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:41,458
Come on!
962
01:32:48,250 --> 01:32:51,083
- Wow. That's one hell of a TV.
- Take it.
963
01:32:51,708 --> 01:32:53,500
Take the plant. Come on.
964
01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:01,125
My business is doomed.
965
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:07,291
Better belly burst than good drink lost.
966
01:33:08,291 --> 01:33:09,958
Yobbos.
967
01:33:10,041 --> 01:33:12,666
I won't give away the guitar!
It's a very personal thing.
968
01:33:12,750 --> 01:33:14,666
And I won't give away the tights either!
969
01:33:14,750 --> 01:33:17,083
Is this also a personal thing?
970
01:33:19,333 --> 01:33:20,916
Are you a muso?
971
01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:22,000
Yes.
972
01:33:22,833 --> 01:33:23,750
Fine.
973
01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:27,083
All right. We already have
some presents from you.
974
01:33:27,166 --> 01:33:31,833
You can keep one thing:
either the guitar or the tights.
975
01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:35,291
Bard.
976
01:33:35,375 --> 01:33:37,708
I promised Barbara to get red tights.
977
01:33:37,791 --> 01:33:39,708
Maybe, the hell with this guitar?
978
01:33:40,416 --> 01:33:41,875
Are you crazy?
979
01:33:41,958 --> 01:33:44,166
Keep the guitar. I'll find you the tights.
980
01:33:44,833 --> 01:33:45,916
I promise.
981
01:33:47,583 --> 01:33:48,583
Fine.
982
01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:51,333
Give me back the guitar.
983
01:33:54,583 --> 01:33:55,583
Let's go.
984
01:34:00,958 --> 01:34:03,583
Hey! Fellas, Guys!
985
01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:06,666
Why are you running away
if you're so cool?
986
01:34:08,208 --> 01:34:11,083
You promised to help me
to get ahead of the line.
987
01:34:11,166 --> 01:34:12,291
And now what?
988
01:34:13,250 --> 01:34:16,333
- He's got some balls.
- If we don't help him, we'll "get soiled".
989
01:34:16,416 --> 01:34:18,666
Yeah… people will stop forking out.
990
01:34:22,625 --> 01:34:25,666
Sure, kiddo! We'll take care of it.
991
01:34:25,750 --> 01:34:28,875
Kolya the sledgehammer walks the talk.
992
01:34:36,333 --> 01:34:40,000
Kiddo, I'll go first
and you'll follow me. Got it?
993
01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:43,791
I'll leave you near the border guard.
He'll know everything.
994
01:34:58,125 --> 01:34:59,166
Get in.
995
01:35:37,458 --> 01:35:39,083
- Hey, hey!
- Hello!
996
01:35:39,583 --> 01:35:41,000
You got the wheels?
997
01:35:41,083 --> 01:35:42,375
A Mercedez.
998
01:35:42,458 --> 01:35:44,375
I see. Congrats!
999
01:35:44,458 --> 01:35:45,500
Thank you!
1000
01:35:45,583 --> 01:35:47,625
Listen, can you hurry up
with the paperwork?
1001
01:35:47,708 --> 01:35:50,125
I'm late to a concert.
1002
01:35:50,208 --> 01:35:52,875
Congrats!
According to Ukrainian legislation
1003
01:35:52,958 --> 01:35:55,083
your Mercedez can't be cleared.
1004
01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:57,541
Because it's older than 10 years.
1005
01:35:57,625 --> 01:35:59,083
Since when do we have this rule?
1006
01:35:59,166 --> 01:36:01,541
Well, the law became effective yesterday.
1007
01:36:02,125 --> 01:36:03,916
- Fedya, are you kidding?
- Listen!
1008
01:36:05,125 --> 01:36:07,625
There's got to be a way
to get through, right?
1009
01:36:07,708 --> 01:36:10,750
You must have come up
with something already.
1010
01:36:10,833 --> 01:36:15,875
Fedya, let's be straight,
how much does the car clearing cost?
1011
01:36:15,958 --> 01:36:17,291
I'll pay for it.
1012
01:36:18,125 --> 01:36:19,083
Bard!
1013
01:36:20,041 --> 01:36:21,000
Bard!
1014
01:36:21,083 --> 01:36:22,916
Lend me some money. I'll give it back.
1015
01:36:28,625 --> 01:36:29,708
Some more.
1016
01:36:33,708 --> 01:36:34,625
Here!
1017
01:36:35,666 --> 01:36:37,166
Does everybody see it?
1018
01:36:37,250 --> 01:36:38,875
Show must go on!
1019
01:36:38,958 --> 01:36:40,041
Take it.
1020
01:36:40,666 --> 01:36:42,666
Calm down.
1021
01:36:42,750 --> 01:36:45,375
We'll register that
the car is in transit and that's it.
1022
01:36:45,458 --> 01:36:47,041
Everyone will be doing like that.
1023
01:36:51,250 --> 01:36:52,333
Crap!
1024
01:36:53,291 --> 01:36:54,625
Now I got into debt.
1025
01:36:54,708 --> 01:36:55,916
This Mercedez…
1026
01:36:57,375 --> 01:36:58,750
When Barbara sees it…
1027
01:37:00,541 --> 01:37:01,541
Bard.
1028
01:37:02,125 --> 01:37:05,125
Will you at least get me
those red tights that you promised?
1029
01:37:06,000 --> 01:37:07,000
Bard!
1030
01:37:16,375 --> 01:37:18,708
You're a sharp cookie!
1031
01:37:20,791 --> 01:37:22,500
Kuzia! Are you out of your mind?
1032
01:37:22,583 --> 01:37:24,083
Yes. Are you out of your mind?
1033
01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:28,166
Someone has a concert in two hours
and you're kissing here.
1034
01:37:28,250 --> 01:37:31,208
Barbara, what are you doing here?
1035
01:37:31,750 --> 01:37:33,875
I knew that you'd be back for the concert.
1036
01:37:34,541 --> 01:37:36,375
Sorry, there's no orchestra.
1037
01:37:36,458 --> 01:37:38,541
The guys are busy, they have a rehearsal.
1038
01:37:44,583 --> 01:37:45,666
My love…
1039
01:37:48,125 --> 01:37:50,833
this is for you,
the red ones, as promised.
1040
01:38:04,375 --> 01:38:05,458
Is it yours?
1041
01:38:06,708 --> 01:38:07,708
Yes.
1042
01:38:12,875 --> 01:38:14,041
Will you give me a ride?
1043
01:39:48,166 --> 01:39:50,250
Thank you very much!
1044
01:39:50,791 --> 01:39:53,666
I still had jitters before the concert.
1045
01:39:53,750 --> 01:39:56,833
But after our awesome trip I knew for sure
1046
01:39:56,916 --> 01:39:58,875
that my choice was right.
1047
01:39:58,958 --> 01:40:00,416
Plus, all tickets were sold out.
1048
01:40:00,500 --> 01:40:03,208
So, maybe we'll earn something
with this amatOurship.
1049
01:40:03,708 --> 01:40:05,791
I never got used to that word.
1050
01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:07,625
Congrats!
1051
01:40:07,708 --> 01:40:09,458
Congrats! Congrats! Congrats!
1052
01:40:10,833 --> 01:40:12,916
You're so cool! Let's go! Come on!
1053
01:40:13,625 --> 01:40:15,208
- Take one.
- Carefully.
1054
01:40:15,291 --> 01:40:16,833
Carefully.
1055
01:40:16,916 --> 01:40:20,375
Well, you're awesome!
1056
01:40:20,458 --> 01:40:21,708
That part…
1057
01:40:21,791 --> 01:40:22,916
Thanks, dude!
1058
01:40:26,458 --> 01:40:29,416
But we need to stay focused.
We have to get going in three days.
1059
01:40:29,500 --> 01:40:31,708
- Where?
- Are you going to Berlin again?
1060
01:40:32,583 --> 01:40:35,000
No, it's a bit early
for you to go to Berlin.
1061
01:40:35,083 --> 01:40:36,333
But an encore…
1062
01:40:36,416 --> 01:40:39,000
Go ahead. People are waiting.
1063
01:40:45,750 --> 01:40:47,208
We'll have a tour:
1064
01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:50,541
Vorokhta, Halych, Terebovlia, Stryi!
1065
01:40:50,625 --> 01:40:52,083
Don't be silly! А tour…
1066
01:40:52,166 --> 01:40:54,625
A triumphant tour!
I've arranged everything.
1067
01:40:54,708 --> 01:40:59,041
- And how do you fit into all this?
- What do you mean? I'm your producer.
1068
01:40:59,625 --> 01:41:00,875
No need to thank me.
1069
01:41:00,958 --> 01:41:04,916
You'll do it when you guys
become super stars.
1070
01:41:05,416 --> 01:41:07,000
Are you serious?
1071
01:41:07,708 --> 01:41:09,291
Have I ever let you down?
1072
01:41:12,916 --> 01:41:15,583
Come on! Money won't earn itself!
1073
01:42:02,000 --> 01:42:05,458
IN MEMORY OF
ANDRIY KUZMENKO
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{\an8}BASED ON THE STORY BY KUZMA SCRYABIN
ROCKY ROAD TO BERLIN
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Andriy, I congratulate you very much,
myself, on your birthday.
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01:44:22,000 --> 01:44:25,041
I wish you not to bend over next year,
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01:44:25,125 --> 01:44:26,958
to come up with some more normal things.
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In general, to be a normal guy, so
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01:44:29,916 --> 01:44:32,791
that the bar does not fall
too far from your head.
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So that more or less yourself
not be ashamed of what you do
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and show people.
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{\an8}THE END