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This film contains scenes
that may cause an epileptic seizure,
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scenes that contain smoking, alcohol
and drug use, meaningless sex, fights…
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well, you know,
some uncontrolled brawling,
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attempted sexual assault, gay sex,
straight sex, perversions, swearing…
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Point is: don't try to repeat it.
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If you're afraid of living
such a fun life like ours… like mine.
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Hey, what's wrong?
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That was a good warm up…
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What's good about it? It sounds like shit.
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Man! You told us we were nailing it.
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Oh yeah…
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It is us who could be nailed
to the barndoor
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with these old instruments of ours.
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Back then, I didn't realize
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I was completely terrified
before our first concert.
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I was ready to burn down
all of our rubbish instruments,
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I'd pretend to have a terminal illness,
run away to Poland in women's clothes…
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Just to avoid shitting myself
in front of five people,
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as we wouldn't get more fans
in the whole Lviv.
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Kuzia! That's a good guitar! Chill out!
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Lesyk, if it was a good guitar you'd see
"Fender Stratocaster" written on it!
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So take a marker and write it!
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Write it on your asses!
Maybe someone will believe you're branded.
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Nobody in the hall will see
what you have written there,
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and we play just fine.
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The concert will be awesome, dude!
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Come on!
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It's been like that since we were kids,
Yatsyk believed in me.
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He even agreed to start
a spider farm in granny's tulips.
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But before our first concert
I was just sick of his belief.
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Maybe I was afraid to let him down…
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So, guys, the concert is in four days.
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We have to rehearse. Let's go.
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Lesyk was suspicious of my crazy ideas,
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but he was always ready
to get me out of any mess.
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And it was comforting.
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Stop, stop!
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Let's take a time out, guys.
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We have another 40 minutes of rehearsal.
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Hey! Kuzia!
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You can start packing.
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Hello!
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Yeah, it's me.
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What's up?
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Cool!
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Okay,
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I'll be there in 20 minutes.
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Okay, yeah…
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Fine. Yeah.
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Sorry guys, I'll be right back.
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KUZMA AND THE PENGUINS
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Did you bring the money?
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Sure!
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Voilà!
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A real rarity!
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That's some unique stuff!
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Are you sure you wanna sell it?
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I don't care about the material things.
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So, give me the money.
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Here you go.
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Where did you get it?
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I had some cash,
and I borrowed some from a neighbor.
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She sells "J.boyz" at the market.
Everybody knows her.
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I was glad that the neighbor gave me
the money in 100 notes, not in 10 notes.
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'Cause we'd have spent
the whole night in the garage.
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It seemed like the Painter
was afraid to count dollars in daylight.
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To avoid being arrested
for exchange fraud.
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What are you still doing there?
What are you waiting for?
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Get behind the wheel.
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I got so excited
I almost moved myself to tears.
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I felt like I was in a big
and spacious Stalin-era building.
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You could hardly see anything
through the rear window.
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But it created such a cozy atmosphere.
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As if you were sheltered
from the outside world.
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Female pig.
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What?
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The seats are made
from female pig leather.
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Specially ordered by some party boss.
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Come on.
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The bucks are fake?
The neighbor smuggled the fake ones.
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She brought
that Turkish garbage and sells it.
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It has never left the garage
without this thing.
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Here, take it.
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See that opening? Put this thing in it.
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This won't hurt?
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Wet it and it won't hurt.
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Come on.
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You have to rev the engine.
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Go ahead. Wind it up again.
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Come on, come on!
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Yes!
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There is no muffler!
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I got it!
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Do you know how to drive?
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I've been driving since I was three!
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Barbara!
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Barbara!
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KUZMA AND THE PENGUINS
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What an idiot!
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Go away with this hooptie!
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Or I'll call her father. He'll kill you!
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Good morning, aunt Marichka!
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Good morning!
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It was Barbara!
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When I saw her I was losing my mind.
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It's still like that.
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Salut!
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Don't even think
about getting inside this bucket.
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Thank you aunt Marichka,
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but I'll decide for myself
where to get inside.
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What took you so long?
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I was getting dressed.
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You were supposed to be ready.
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I've been waiting for you for two hours,
that's enough time to change 20 times.
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I went to pick up the limo.
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Please, my lady!
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Where did you get it?
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- There is nothing that can bite me, right?
- Come on, get in.
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The ceiling looks like a universe.
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Yeah, check it out.
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And why exactly did we come here?
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We could lie down for a while.
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Come on, what's wrong?
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I've waited for you for half a day.
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I would rather have visited an exhibition.
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Put your hands in the air
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and the Sun will melt.
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Let your hair down
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and I'll go crazy.
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Do you still think about the exhibition?
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Just a bit…
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When do you have to give it back?
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What?
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The car.
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What do you mean "give it back"?
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Did you buy it?
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Well, yeah.
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You told me you wanted a car.
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Wait.
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I meant someday.
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I didn't mean today.
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When you become a famous musician
we'll buy a proper car
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and we'll go to Europe together.
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It's just a dream, I didn't mean today.
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We're just getting ready
to your first concert.
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Wait. When did you buy it?
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Today in the morning, why?
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Didn't you have a rehearsal this morning?
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Damn…
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Come on, I'll buy you a hundred of those.
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You won't find the red ones in Lviv,
you know it.
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I still can't believe
you left the rehearsal.
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- Why the hell did you need this car?
- I can sell it if you want.
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I want you to understand
what is actually important for you.
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Even aunt Marichka says
that what you do is amatOurship.
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AmatOurship?
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Of course I don't think so.
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But you got to admit, Kuzia,
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it's difficult to defend you when
there is nothing that you'd carry through.
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Lesyk even forgot about the exams
to have the rehearsals.
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Yatsyk, about the sea…
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And you just walked away
from everybody, from me, just to buy…
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this rubbish.
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Are you serious?
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AmatOurship?
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You have to decide
what you really wanna do in life.
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When will I see you?
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At the concert.
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When you'll understand who you are
and stop doing foolish things.
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Barbara!
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Barbara!
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I'll buy you those tights!
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Lying down for a while…
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Mechanic.
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- Hey, Bard!
- Hey.
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Cool car. Is it yours?
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Yes.
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The real deal.
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I've already changed the muffler.
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Maybe you wanna buy it?
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No, no, no…
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Don't fool me with this antique stuff.
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Where did you find it?
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Don't even ask.
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I wanted to impress Barbara.
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I've been to Berlin recently.
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There is this guy there,
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he collects old buckets.
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You know…
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He'll give you a new Mercedes
for a real Soviet-era "Pobeda".
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Yeah, right, Mercedes Benz S 600, maybe?
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A Mercedes.
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Do you have his contacts?
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I have to go to Berlin one more time,
to deliver some goods.
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We could take your car.
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I could introduce you to the guy,
you'll get everything settled.
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- What do you say?
- Berlin?
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Do you really need to ask?
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Of course, let's go!
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BASED ON THE STORY BY KUZMA SCRYABIN
ROCKY ROAD TO BERLIN
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Why do Germans need these mannequins?
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I don't know.
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I buy them for 3 rubles apiece
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and I sell them for 150 D-Marks
for this old junk. Can you believe it?
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150 D-Marks?!
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That's real money!
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Where did you find these orphans?
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In the shop window at the mall.
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Why did you take children?
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Couldn't you wait until they grow up?
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These are troubled times for the market.
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I had to convince the manager in the mall
to sell them for 3,50 rubles instead of 3.
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We're heading to Berlin.
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Good for you.
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We're going fishing. To Oselya village.
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Drop dead in the damn Berlin.
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Have a good trip!
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What's that…
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Enjoy the silence, damn it!
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It was just fine yesterday.
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Are you crazy?
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What do you mean "Berlin"?
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We have a concert in three days.
Are you going to bail on us?
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I swear, it's just to change the Pobeda,
and then I'll come back.
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It's Berlin.
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That's real Europe.
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Wouldn't you go?
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Berlin…
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Three days before the concert?!
Kuzia, are you kidding me?!
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Of course, I wouldn't go!
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Guys, I swear, I won't let you down.
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Let's go!
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What happened?
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We have to push the car.
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Come on!
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That's it.
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Game over.
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Maybe we should start from the school #3?
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There is a hill there.
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So, Kuzia…
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Last shot?
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Listen to me, you, Stalin-era rubbish,
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either you're going to Berlin
and become a part of the collection
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or you're not,
and you'll be sold for scrap.
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Got it?
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Come on, guys.
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Smart girl!
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- We're going West, man!
- To Berlin!
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I'm driving fast
The Europe is waiting for me…
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Three days may not be enough.
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Maybe it's for the best.
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I was glad to go with Bard.
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He wouldn't bother me with questions.
I was busy thinking.
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After the "amatOurship"…
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the word itself is disgusting…
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I decided to quit music, so what?
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Everybody's in trade, why shouldn't I?
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The miners' protests in Donetsk continue.
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You are listening to "Parliamentary wave".
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I am so sick of the politics.
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They're just beating the air.
It's been two years already.
264
00:23:32.708 --> 00:23:34.083
Aren't you tired of it?
265
00:24:33.666 --> 00:24:35.000
Crap!
266
00:24:40.375 --> 00:24:41.458
So?
267
00:24:44.041 --> 00:24:45.291
We're screwed.
268
00:24:56.166 --> 00:24:57.666
Damn, get behind the wheel!
269
00:25:01.250 --> 00:25:03.625
- I'll wind up and you hit the gas!
- Okay!
270
00:25:05.041 --> 00:25:07.416
- Did you hit it?
- You wound it, I hit it, right?
271
00:25:07.500 --> 00:25:09.833
No! Hit and hold it.
I'll wind one more time.
272
00:25:15.125 --> 00:25:16.375
Save the children!
273
00:25:19.500 --> 00:25:20.833
Start pushing!
274
00:25:20.916 --> 00:25:22.416
- What?
- Go there!
275
00:26:03.291 --> 00:26:05.458
I woke up early today
276
00:26:05.541 --> 00:26:07.750
I'll go to the mountains
277
00:26:07.833 --> 00:26:11.291
I left my TV set
278
00:26:12.083 --> 00:26:16.541
I'm in the place where the wind
Is blowing over the sea
279
00:26:16.625 --> 00:26:20.125
Tracing out letters over the water
280
00:26:22.250 --> 00:26:23.250
Is it yours?
281
00:26:23.333 --> 00:26:25.125
Yeah, write it down somewhere.
282
00:26:26.125 --> 00:26:27.750
Did you call the customs?
283
00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:30.416
Won't there be any problems?
284
00:26:30.500 --> 00:26:33.875
Of course, my classmate Fedya works there,
he knows everything.
285
00:26:34.708 --> 00:26:35.708
Okay.
286
00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:55.041
The whole Ukraine
is going to Poland today or what?
287
00:26:55.125 --> 00:26:58.208
No. It's Fedya's birthday today
288
00:26:58.291 --> 00:27:01.208
and the customs are a bit paralyzed.
289
00:27:01.291 --> 00:27:03.791
But Fedya promised to help us get through.
290
00:27:04.541 --> 00:27:06.041
There he is.
291
00:27:06.125 --> 00:27:07.875
The gate bar director.
292
00:27:15.875 --> 00:27:18.708
Hello, gentlemen!
What do you have back there?
293
00:27:18.791 --> 00:27:20.291
It's all right, officer.
294
00:27:20.375 --> 00:27:21.583
Call Fedya.
295
00:27:21.666 --> 00:27:23.208
All right?
296
00:27:23.291 --> 00:27:24.916
Let's check it.
297
00:27:28.416 --> 00:27:29.416
Crap!
298
00:27:30.291 --> 00:27:32.541
Guys, you can't carry dead children.
299
00:27:32.625 --> 00:27:33.750
It's a border.
300
00:27:33.833 --> 00:27:35.833
Pertovych! Why are you here?
301
00:27:35.916 --> 00:27:37.166
Get up!
302
00:27:37.666 --> 00:27:39.833
You'll miss all the toasts.
303
00:27:40.625 --> 00:27:43.125
They won't dare!
304
00:27:48.791 --> 00:27:50.166
Hi, smugglers!
305
00:27:50.250 --> 00:27:52.916
Where have you been?
I've been waiting for you since morning.
306
00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:54.500
Happy birthday, man!
307
00:27:54.583 --> 00:27:56.083
You got fat!
308
00:27:56.166 --> 00:27:57.500
It's because of the stress.
309
00:27:58.166 --> 00:27:59.916
Did you bring the kickback?
310
00:28:00.500 --> 00:28:03.791
Listen… I'm broke.
The buddy's paying for the fuel.
311
00:28:04.666 --> 00:28:05.875
You can't go like that.
312
00:28:05.958 --> 00:28:09.791
I'll bring everything on my way back.
313
00:28:09.875 --> 00:28:12.416
Cover the hand.
314
00:28:15.125 --> 00:28:17.166
Give me that so that everybody sees it.
315
00:28:18.416 --> 00:28:19.833
Like you're giving a bribe.
316
00:28:31.416 --> 00:28:36.625
Please, accept this charitable donation.
For the stationery.
317
00:28:36.708 --> 00:28:39.541
Okay, fine.
I'll get broke having such friends.
318
00:28:42.041 --> 00:28:43.791 line:5%
CUSTOMS DECLARATION
319
00:28:45.250 --> 00:28:46.250
Thank you, man!
320
00:28:46.833 --> 00:28:48.833
I'm at the service of Ukrainian people!
321
00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:02.333
- You're not feeling well?
- What?
322
00:29:02.416 --> 00:29:05.791
Why do you keep fidgeting?
You have to keep cool at the border.
323
00:29:06.916 --> 00:29:08.000
Like that?
324
00:29:08.708 --> 00:29:09.958
Sort of.
325
00:29:13.625 --> 00:29:14.833
What are we waiting for?
326
00:29:15.666 --> 00:29:17.583
Turn off your Dinosaur.
327
00:29:17.666 --> 00:29:20.375
If I turn it off now, it won't start.
Is that what you want?
328
00:29:24.041 --> 00:29:25.541
Turn off the engine.
329
00:29:34.500 --> 00:29:35.666
Where are you going?
330
00:29:35.750 --> 00:29:37.833
To Berlin, to a festival.
331
00:29:37.916 --> 00:29:39.666
One-man show.
332
00:29:41.166 --> 00:29:43.958
The man in sunglasses is the actor.
333
00:29:44.500 --> 00:29:47.250
The mannequins are for the stage design.
334
00:29:48.291 --> 00:29:49.666
And I'm his helper.
335
00:29:57.958 --> 00:30:00.291
He didn't care about the mannequins.
336
00:30:00.375 --> 00:30:02.291
He was looking for drugs.
337
00:30:03.708 --> 00:30:05.041
Show me what's there.
338
00:30:13.958 --> 00:30:16.333
But there could be anything, even a horse.
339
00:30:16.416 --> 00:30:18.375
And you'd have troubles finding it.
340
00:30:26.958 --> 00:30:28.083
You can go.
341
00:30:28.166 --> 00:30:29.375
Thank you very much.
342
00:30:31.416 --> 00:30:33.958
Bard. You'll have to push the car.
343
00:30:34.041 --> 00:30:37.958
If I take out the crank at Polish customs,
we'll get deported for good.
344
00:30:38.041 --> 00:30:39.750
Of course.
345
00:30:45.291 --> 00:30:47.041
Drive, don't push it!
346
00:30:54.125 --> 00:30:55.916
Open! Hurry up!
347
00:31:11.916 --> 00:31:13.166
It's nuts!
348
00:31:57.791 --> 00:31:58.791
Oops.
349
00:31:59.708 --> 00:32:00.791
What's wrong?
350
00:32:03.125 --> 00:32:04.125
The fuel.
351
00:32:05.041 --> 00:32:06.625
Didn't you fill up the tank?
352
00:32:07.125 --> 00:32:08.791
I thought we had enough.
353
00:32:13.666 --> 00:32:15.125
That's a dead end, Kuzma.
354
00:32:16.666 --> 00:32:17.666
Someone will stop.
355
00:32:17.750 --> 00:32:19.291
No, no one will.
356
00:32:19.375 --> 00:32:22.083
In Poland, they don't stop
for some strangers.
357
00:32:22.166 --> 00:32:23.458
Especially, for us.
358
00:32:24.750 --> 00:32:25.875
What if…
359
00:32:26.916 --> 00:32:28.125
you're a racketeer.
360
00:32:37.458 --> 00:32:38.541
Damn it!
361
00:32:48.083 --> 00:32:49.375
Kurwa!
362
00:32:50.041 --> 00:32:52.208
Where did this car come from?
363
00:32:55.166 --> 00:32:56.416
It's a tank, kurwa.
364
00:32:56.500 --> 00:32:58.250
My uncle once got drunk
365
00:32:58.333 --> 00:33:01.208
and broke the neighbor’s fence
driving a car like that.
366
00:33:01.291 --> 00:33:03.458
And it didn't even leave a scratch.
367
00:33:06.625 --> 00:33:09.291
It's not a tank. It's a Warszawa.
368
00:33:09.375 --> 00:33:11.375
That's what I was saying.
369
00:33:11.458 --> 00:33:13.125
These Polish people…
370
00:33:13.208 --> 00:33:17.625
They don't get that their Warszawa
is just a copy of our Pobeda.
371
00:33:18.416 --> 00:33:21.541
Can you hear them
using "kurwa" all the time?
372
00:33:22.500 --> 00:33:26.666
In our language
we invented a comma instead of it.
373
00:33:27.791 --> 00:33:29.458
That's what I'm saying.
374
00:33:29.541 --> 00:33:30.541
Kurwa.
375
00:33:30.625 --> 00:33:31.916
O, kurwa.
376
00:33:50.958 --> 00:33:51.958
Catch!
377
00:34:02.708 --> 00:34:04.166
The battery's dead.
378
00:34:05.833 --> 00:34:07.291
What battery?
379
00:34:08.041 --> 00:34:10.916
Hey, where are you going?
We need to get going.
380
00:34:12.500 --> 00:34:13.500
Hey, boss.
381
00:34:16.041 --> 00:34:17.458
A racketeer from Ukraine?
382
00:34:18.208 --> 00:34:19.541
I don't have money.
383
00:34:19.625 --> 00:34:20.875
I don't need money.
384
00:34:23.458 --> 00:34:24.833
Can I take a look?
385
00:34:34.666 --> 00:34:36.375
The hose is damaged.
386
00:34:37.166 --> 00:34:39.333
Wait. Here.
387
00:35:03.416 --> 00:35:04.333
Try it!
388
00:35:09.250 --> 00:35:10.791
That's a song!
389
00:35:13.208 --> 00:35:14.708
You're a lifesaver.
390
00:35:18.458 --> 00:35:19.750
Wait.
391
00:35:23.541 --> 00:35:24.916
I'll get going, bye!
392
00:35:25.916 --> 00:35:27.208
Wait!
393
00:35:32.291 --> 00:35:34.958
I heard you like Polish ham in Ukraine.
394
00:35:36.500 --> 00:35:38.708
You can sell it and earn some money.
395
00:35:40.958 --> 00:35:41.958
Thank you.
396
00:35:43.416 --> 00:35:44.750
No, I should thank you.
397
00:35:47.416 --> 00:35:48.583
Beginner's luck.
398
00:35:54.416 --> 00:35:57.416
It's obvious now.
399
00:35:57.500 --> 00:35:59.333
I should be an entrepreneur.
400
00:35:59.416 --> 00:36:01.791
Or a businessman.
401
00:36:02.750 --> 00:36:04.541
Barbara will like it.
402
00:36:18.208 --> 00:36:21.583
Ugh, when did you eat so much garlic?
403
00:36:21.666 --> 00:36:25.958
You were going around saying
that lard and garlic are for losers.
404
00:36:29.708 --> 00:36:30.958
I didn't eat it.
405
00:36:31.041 --> 00:36:32.458
It's a cold remedy.
406
00:36:33.583 --> 00:36:35.000
Does it stink so much?
407
00:36:35.625 --> 00:36:36.958
Well, yeah.
408
00:36:42.041 --> 00:36:43.125
Ugh!
409
00:36:44.833 --> 00:36:46.666
No, close the door.
410
00:36:46.750 --> 00:36:48.958
I mean it, close the door. I'm not joking.
411
00:36:53.291 --> 00:36:55.875
Ugh! Holy garlic!
412
00:36:57.125 --> 00:37:01.000
It's fine. Maybe, it will scare off
the fascists from your "Pobeda".
413
00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:27.458
Car registration documents.
414
00:37:28.166 --> 00:37:29.250
Yes.
415
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:38.083
What's that?
416
00:37:39.666 --> 00:37:40.833
That's a car.
417
00:37:41.625 --> 00:37:43.166
No, what's that?
418
00:37:44.250 --> 00:37:45.791
That's a registration certificate.
419
00:37:53.833 --> 00:37:57.375
I hated the words ending with -urück
since I was a child.
420
00:37:57.458 --> 00:38:01.333
Our adventure was now
showing signs of a force majeure.
421
00:38:07.708 --> 00:38:09.541
Stop eating chips at the customs.
422
00:38:09.625 --> 00:38:11.083
Don't panic.
423
00:38:12.083 --> 00:38:13.958
You said it yourself we have to keep cool.
424
00:38:21.458 --> 00:38:22.708
Please, take a bit!
425
00:38:23.416 --> 00:38:25.000
He wants us to get out.
426
00:38:27.583 --> 00:38:28.625
Okay.
427
00:38:54.208 --> 00:38:55.125
Matilda!
428
00:39:00.041 --> 00:39:01.250
Come here!
429
00:39:06.625 --> 00:39:10.416
God, dear Lord, please save us…
430
00:39:14.125 --> 00:39:16.250
When did you become a believer?
431
00:39:23.583 --> 00:39:25.541
Are you afraid of dogs?
432
00:39:29.750 --> 00:39:33.708
Hey, little one.
433
00:39:35.500 --> 00:39:38.458
You just smelled the chips?
434
00:39:40.666 --> 00:39:43.875
What are you doing!
You'll eat all the chips.
435
00:39:45.416 --> 00:39:46.333
No.
436
00:39:47.041 --> 00:39:51.375
If Matilda found nothing, let them go.
437
00:40:12.708 --> 00:40:15.375
Are you always so worried
about your mannequins?
438
00:40:19.333 --> 00:40:21.083
These are not just mannequins.
439
00:40:22.500 --> 00:40:25.541
What are they then?
Are there young terminators inside?
440
00:40:29.375 --> 00:40:30.375
No.
441
00:40:33.708 --> 00:40:35.333
There is Crimean Cannabis.
442
00:40:36.291 --> 00:40:37.500
Yeah, right.
443
00:40:45.083 --> 00:40:46.166
Are you serious?
444
00:40:50.791 --> 00:40:51.916
Man!
445
00:40:52.541 --> 00:40:54.000
We could end up in jail!
446
00:40:55.583 --> 00:40:58.916
It's not that much pot,
two years of probation tops.
447
00:40:59.750 --> 00:41:01.083
Are you nuts?
448
00:41:03.333 --> 00:41:04.625
You couldn't tell me?
449
00:41:05.750 --> 00:41:09.375
Kuzia, if anything happened,
I'd take the fall.
450
00:42:07.333 --> 00:42:08.666
Look.
451
00:42:10.208 --> 00:42:11.416
Listen, Bard.
452
00:42:12.583 --> 00:42:14.166
Are you sure this is Berlin?
453
00:42:16.041 --> 00:42:18.666
Actually, this is Neukölln.
454
00:42:19.916 --> 00:42:23.958
Before the war,
it was a really fancy district.
455
00:42:24.500 --> 00:42:28.000
But then, they built this Berlin wall,
456
00:42:28.083 --> 00:42:32.750
and it became less popular among bruggers.
457
00:42:33.750 --> 00:42:36.166
And immigrants started settling here.
458
00:42:37.125 --> 00:42:38.041
Understand?
459
00:42:40.166 --> 00:42:43.416
Hey! Hey you, Aladdin!
Look where you're going!
460
00:43:24.125 --> 00:43:25.625
Tomas! Come here!
461
00:43:28.291 --> 00:43:30.375
Tomas is a yes man.
462
00:43:39.708 --> 00:43:40.875
Bard.
463
00:43:42.333 --> 00:43:44.666
- My dear friend!
- Tomas.
464
00:43:47.125 --> 00:43:48.458
Welcome!
465
00:43:49.291 --> 00:43:52.250
Tomas, this is Kuzma, my friend.
466
00:43:53.250 --> 00:43:55.291
Kuzma, this is Tomas, he's also my friend.
467
00:43:55.375 --> 00:43:56.875
- Yes?
- Yes. One moment.
468
00:43:59.208 --> 00:44:01.666
Tomas, take these two mannequins.
469
00:44:03.500 --> 00:44:06.041
Kuzma, two mannequins.
470
00:44:07.333 --> 00:44:10.333
Tomas, one more.
471
00:44:12.041 --> 00:44:13.375
One mannequin for me.
472
00:44:14.958 --> 00:44:16.041
Welcome!
473
00:44:28.791 --> 00:44:32.541
Listen, there are a lot of people here
and everything is common property here.
474
00:44:32.625 --> 00:44:35.250
So, you can just find a free spot
and crash there.
475
00:44:35.333 --> 00:44:36.666
Tomas have read too much Marks
476
00:44:36.750 --> 00:44:41.041
and thinks that his mission is
to give shelter to all the travelers.
477
00:44:44.708 --> 00:44:46.291
Hey, homies!
478
00:44:47.041 --> 00:44:49.958
Damn! Go to hell, jerks.
479
00:44:50.041 --> 00:44:51.416
We're trying to sleep.
480
00:44:51.916 --> 00:44:52.916
Bastards.
481
00:44:56.875 --> 00:44:57.875
Crash here.
482
00:45:06.958 --> 00:45:08.041
I'm home.
483
00:45:20.708 --> 00:45:22.583
Hello, beautiful!
484
00:45:23.583 --> 00:45:26.333
Kuzma, thanks for the compliment.
485
00:45:27.083 --> 00:45:29.625
Aunt Natalka,
could you get Barbara on the phone?
486
00:45:32.333 --> 00:45:35.125
Listen, she's busy now.
487
00:45:35.708 --> 00:45:37.041
Okay.
488
00:45:37.125 --> 00:45:39.666
Then tell her
that I'll come back driving a Mercedes
489
00:45:39.750 --> 00:45:41.750
and I decided to quit music.
490
00:45:41.833 --> 00:45:45.166
I'll bring a batch of goods for sale,
I'll be a businessman.
491
00:45:45.666 --> 00:45:47.625
What do you mean "quit music"?
492
00:45:48.208 --> 00:45:49.625
Where are you, Kuzia?
493
00:45:52.208 --> 00:45:53.208
Hello?
494
00:45:59.291 --> 00:46:01.625
The subscriber
cannot be reached at the moment.
495
00:46:02.583 --> 00:46:04.708
He's is outside of your love covered area.
496
00:46:15.291 --> 00:46:17.708
Hey! Stay away from the car!
497
00:46:30.916 --> 00:46:32.625
Are you out of your mind, badgers?
498
00:46:32.708 --> 00:46:33.916
Get off the car!
499
00:46:38.625 --> 00:46:42.416
I'll tear your liver out
and feed it to the dogs!
500
00:46:45.375 --> 00:46:47.125
Why do you mess with him all alone?
501
00:46:47.208 --> 00:46:48.833
Don't you see they have protection?
502
00:46:48.916 --> 00:46:51.791
Keep cool and your time will come.
503
00:46:52.708 --> 00:46:53.958
Let's get out of here.
504
00:46:58.291 --> 00:46:59.291
Thank you.
505
00:47:00.666 --> 00:47:03.916
They won't come back
until the evening, that's for sure.
506
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:05.250
Tomas.
507
00:47:05.333 --> 00:47:06.500
Bard.
508
00:47:06.583 --> 00:47:09.416
Dude, when are we going to
exchange Pobeda for a Mercedes?
509
00:47:10.041 --> 00:47:13.750
They won't be back until the evening,
but after darkness…
510
00:47:14.583 --> 00:47:17.208
Kuzia, let me show you Berlin,
what do you think?
511
00:47:17.291 --> 00:47:18.708
See you, man.
512
00:47:18.791 --> 00:47:20.041
See you.
513
00:47:20.708 --> 00:47:21.708
Bye.
514
00:48:47.500 --> 00:48:48.791
Damn it!
515
00:48:49.291 --> 00:48:50.958
Then just leave it.
516
00:48:52.958 --> 00:48:58.500
Tomas, can you watch this car? Yeah?
517
00:49:00.666 --> 00:49:02.666
We'll be back soon.
518
00:49:03.916 --> 00:49:07.500
Yes, sure thing, no problem.
519
00:49:09.875 --> 00:49:12.166
- Of course!
- Well of course!
520
00:49:17.958 --> 00:49:19.708
Why are you sitting? Take them.
521
00:50:29.333 --> 00:50:31.375
Wow, what characters!
522
00:50:35.750 --> 00:50:36.750
Hello.
523
00:50:39.458 --> 00:50:40.458
Excuse me.
524
00:50:40.541 --> 00:50:41.750
- Step away.
- Sorry.
525
00:50:43.375 --> 00:50:44.833
Make way, stripper.
526
00:50:47.916 --> 00:50:49.833
Look, we're like ships.
527
00:50:51.541 --> 00:50:52.833
Kuzma…
528
00:50:52.916 --> 00:50:53.916
Sorry.
529
00:50:55.333 --> 00:50:56.375
Excuse me.
530
00:51:02.208 --> 00:51:03.291
Wow!
531
00:51:03.916 --> 00:51:05.000
Excuse me.
532
00:51:06.291 --> 00:51:07.291
Sorry.
533
00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:11.083
Glory to Jesus.
534
00:51:13.083 --> 00:51:14.958
Frankenstein, step back.
535
00:51:15.833 --> 00:51:16.958
Excuse me.
536
00:51:17.791 --> 00:51:18.750
Sorry.
537
00:51:19.291 --> 00:51:20.375
Good evening!
538
00:51:21.916 --> 00:51:23.083
Is Johann here?
539
00:51:24.541 --> 00:51:25.541
Come in.
540
00:51:30.375 --> 00:51:31.791
Good evening, gentlemen!
541
00:51:41.750 --> 00:51:45.166
Hello, friend. You want something?
542
00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:54.333
Listen, Bard.
543
00:51:54.416 --> 00:51:56.375
What does this Johann do?
544
00:51:56.958 --> 00:51:58.833
He is an art director in here,
545
00:51:58.916 --> 00:52:00.916
buys the mannequins.
546
00:53:16.666 --> 00:53:18.250
Good!
547
00:53:19.541 --> 00:53:21.250
This is good…
548
00:53:24.291 --> 00:53:25.916
Of course, it's good!
549
00:53:26.000 --> 00:53:27.333
It's Crimean.
550
00:53:29.083 --> 00:53:31.250
And Crimea is a Ukrainian Columbia.
551
00:53:32.375 --> 00:53:33.458
Got it?
552
00:53:48.083 --> 00:53:50.083
Okay, but no more mannequins.
553
00:53:50.833 --> 00:53:51.916
What do you mean?
554
00:53:54.875 --> 00:53:57.166
My friends have already planted
a whole plot of land.
555
00:53:58.166 --> 00:54:00.541
Sorry, but Romanians
sell for half the price.
556
00:54:01.125 --> 00:54:02.375
Romanians?
557
00:54:02.458 --> 00:54:07.250
Our cannabis is the best
in Europe, understand?
558
00:54:10.041 --> 00:54:12.000
Our people don't care.
559
00:54:16.958 --> 00:54:17.875
Fascist.
560
00:54:18.458 --> 00:54:20.416
I still need him to exchange my Pobeda.
561
00:54:20.500 --> 00:54:21.500
It's not him.
562
00:54:23.333 --> 00:54:24.750
Excuse me, Johann.
563
00:54:25.541 --> 00:54:26.833
Where is Karsten?
564
00:54:27.750 --> 00:54:29.000
He wasn't here today.
565
00:54:36.791 --> 00:54:40.125
Damn it, dude!
Two years of probation you said? Hey!
566
00:54:41.041 --> 00:54:45.375
There are tons of pot!
We could go to jail for 18 years!
567
00:54:45.458 --> 00:54:47.083
- But we didn't.
- Cool!
568
00:54:47.666 --> 00:54:49.541
- You're welcome!
- Hey!
569
00:54:50.333 --> 00:54:54.833
I could have ended up in jail
for half of my life because of your drugs!
570
00:54:54.916 --> 00:54:57.958
Maybe you should have told me
about the risks beforehand, no?!
571
00:54:58.041 --> 00:55:00.666
Calm down! Do you think I'm a child?
572
00:55:00.750 --> 00:55:03.291
I settled everything with our police
a long time ago.
573
00:55:03.375 --> 00:55:07.375
I they had arrested you, they would have
put you in a holding cell for two months.
574
00:55:07.458 --> 00:55:11.000
We'd give them 300 bucks and that's it!
It's a waste of money, of course!
575
00:55:11.083 --> 00:55:13.375
What do you mean
"put me in a holding cell"?
576
00:55:15.083 --> 00:55:16.333
It's your car, isn't it?
577
00:56:04.416 --> 00:56:07.166
No! Leave me alone!
578
00:56:10.625 --> 00:56:11.541
Hello!
579
00:56:11.625 --> 00:56:12.666
Hey!
580
00:56:12.750 --> 00:56:14.000
Let her go!
581
00:56:14.958 --> 00:56:17.916
I'm talking to you! Both of you! Go away!
582
00:56:43.416 --> 00:56:44.958
I know where Karsten is.
583
00:56:49.125 --> 00:56:50.458
It was for me!
584
00:57:15.291 --> 00:57:19.500
It was the first and the only time
when I got hammered on drugs.
585
00:57:54.125 --> 00:57:56.875
Actually, it was the only time
when I tried this stuff.
586
00:57:56.958 --> 00:57:59.583
I'd say that it was awful and so on…
587
00:57:59.666 --> 00:58:02.375
But I just didn't remember anything.
588
00:58:02.458 --> 00:58:03.583
Are you okay?
589
00:58:08.458 --> 00:58:09.375
Where's Bard?
590
00:58:11.291 --> 00:58:12.750
Where is my friend?
591
00:58:13.958 --> 00:58:16.500
Inside. He said he'd come in a minute.
592
00:58:18.458 --> 00:58:19.458
And…
593
00:58:20.833 --> 00:58:22.625
Where are we?
594
00:58:23.958 --> 00:58:25.583
By the club.
595
00:58:31.250 --> 00:58:32.750
So, what is your name?
596
00:58:32.833 --> 00:58:34.083
Den.
597
00:58:34.166 --> 00:58:35.250
Den?
598
00:58:35.833 --> 00:58:38.291
Deniz. It means "sea" in Turkish.
599
00:58:40.166 --> 00:58:41.166
Okay.
600
00:58:41.750 --> 00:58:44.500
So, what is a Turkish girl
doing in a night club?
601
00:58:45.375 --> 00:58:46.541
So what?
602
00:58:47.208 --> 00:58:49.500
I'm a modern free girl, understand?
603
00:58:49.583 --> 00:58:50.500
Okay.
604
00:58:51.083 --> 00:58:52.166
Hey, Romeo.
605
00:58:53.416 --> 00:58:55.708
Let's go inside. They say Karsten is here.
606
00:58:56.791 --> 00:58:58.166
Let's get inside.
607
00:59:11.125 --> 00:59:14.000
Berd! What does this Karsten
actually do in life?
608
00:59:14.916 --> 00:59:16.291
Kuzia, are you serious?
609
00:59:16.375 --> 00:59:18.833
I was telling you about him
for the last half hour.
610
00:59:20.125 --> 00:59:21.250
Anyway…
611
00:59:22.083 --> 00:59:25.958
So, in Soviet times
he was a translator from Russian.
612
00:59:26.041 --> 00:59:28.083
Are you sure he'll be up for the exchange?
613
00:59:28.166 --> 00:59:29.000
Don't fret.
614
00:59:31.375 --> 00:59:35.333
Bard, I hope there'll be no more scams.
615
00:59:51.041 --> 00:59:52.416
Hi, Bruno!
616
00:59:54.250 --> 00:59:56.375
Did you like Karsten's friend?
617
01:00:12.458 --> 01:00:13.833
Hi, Karsten!
618
01:00:37.916 --> 01:00:40.541
You play like a real professional.
619
01:00:40.625 --> 01:00:42.666
Yeah, he's good.
620
01:00:49.458 --> 01:00:50.583
Come on…
621
01:00:53.166 --> 01:00:55.083
This is a real deal.
622
01:00:56.375 --> 01:00:57.791
Stratocaster.
623
01:00:59.333 --> 01:01:00.916
How much?
624
01:01:01.958 --> 01:01:03.958
I don't sell guitars.
625
01:01:05.208 --> 01:01:06.583
I get it.
626
01:01:09.125 --> 01:01:11.541
I quit music anyway.
627
01:01:12.500 --> 01:01:17.208
And I never said
I was exchanging Mercedez for Pobeda.
628
01:01:18.958 --> 01:01:20.583
What do you mean?
629
01:01:21.166 --> 01:01:22.750
I heard it myself.
630
01:01:24.125 --> 01:01:28.958
I said I knew a man
who can exchange Pobeda for Mercedez.
631
01:01:30.500 --> 01:01:31.875
Enjoy yourself!
632
01:01:31.958 --> 01:01:33.208
Cheers.
633
01:01:33.791 --> 01:01:34.916
Cheers.
634
01:01:38.041 --> 01:01:38.916
Listen.
635
01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:40.833
And that guy…
636
01:01:41.416 --> 01:01:43.541
Are you sure he'll be up for the exchange?
637
01:01:43.625 --> 01:01:44.833
Rudi?
638
01:01:45.416 --> 01:01:46.666
Let's go see him.
639
01:01:46.750 --> 01:01:48.291
I saw him here today.
640
01:01:54.125 --> 01:01:55.916
Is he dead or alive?
641
01:01:56.000 --> 01:01:58.541
What happened to him? Is he alive?
642
01:01:58.625 --> 01:02:00.916
He is. A bit.
643
01:02:02.000 --> 01:02:03.708
He got high as a kite.
644
01:02:04.208 --> 01:02:07.208
What should we do?
Maybe we should call an ambulance?
645
01:02:07.291 --> 01:02:10.250
Yeah? Maybe the local police too?
646
01:02:10.333 --> 01:02:12.666
So all of these freaks would lynch us.
647
01:02:12.750 --> 01:02:15.333
We just need to wait
for this body to wake up.
648
01:02:15.416 --> 01:02:17.291
Yeah, or kick the bucket.
649
01:02:19.375 --> 01:02:20.375
Hey!
650
01:02:22.041 --> 01:02:24.125
Someone half passes here all the time.
651
01:02:24.208 --> 01:02:26.083
There should be some antidotes here.
652
01:02:26.166 --> 01:02:27.583
The girl is right.
653
01:02:31.541 --> 01:02:33.583
- Crap!
- Let's get out of here.
654
01:02:34.208 --> 01:02:35.416
We have to find an antidote!
655
01:02:59.250 --> 01:03:01.416
Naloxone, Naloxone?
656
01:03:01.500 --> 01:03:02.583
It must help.
657
01:03:05.000 --> 01:03:07.416
- Do you know how to give an injection?
- Only to myself.
658
01:03:07.500 --> 01:03:09.666
I know how. I made it to my grandpa.
659
01:03:09.750 --> 01:03:12.166
You made your grandfather in…
660
01:03:12.250 --> 01:03:14.916
Did you give your grandfather
an injection in vein?
661
01:03:15.000 --> 01:03:16.583
Yes, in the buttocks.
662
01:03:54.625 --> 01:03:57.125
I loved them all so much in that moment.
663
01:03:57.208 --> 01:04:00.583
As if I knew them my whole life.
And there was no one dearer to me.
664
01:04:02.000 --> 01:04:04.333
Plus I was drunk as a skunk.
665
01:04:06.000 --> 01:04:07.291
What should we do next?
666
01:04:08.375 --> 01:04:11.583
Let's go,
I'll introduce you to the musicians.
667
01:04:12.666 --> 01:04:14.875
I'll wait until he gets back to reality.
668
01:04:24.833 --> 01:04:25.875
Wow.
669
01:04:26.791 --> 01:04:28.250
Did Depeche Mode perform here?
670
01:04:28.333 --> 01:04:30.583
No, they were resting here.
671
01:04:30.666 --> 01:04:32.750
They performed
in the Friedrichstadt-Palast.
672
01:04:32.833 --> 01:04:36.166
- Have you been there?
- Of course. I paid 300 marks.
673
01:04:36.250 --> 01:04:38.625
Had to buy it from a reseller.
674
01:04:38.708 --> 01:04:40.458
I'm a huge fan!
675
01:04:42.375 --> 01:04:44.208
They inspire me.
676
01:04:46.583 --> 01:04:48.916
Inspire to sell ham?
677
01:04:50.958 --> 01:04:53.000
Why are you standing here, let's go.
678
01:05:03.250 --> 01:05:04.333
Hi, Eric!
679
01:05:04.416 --> 01:05:05.458
Hi!
680
01:05:05.541 --> 01:05:08.875
This is Eric, my friend.
Let's go. I'll introduce you.
681
01:05:12.833 --> 01:05:15.416
This is Kuzma, my friend from Ukraine.
682
01:05:15.500 --> 01:05:16.583
He's a rock musician.
683
01:05:17.125 --> 01:05:18.291
Oh, a colleague.
684
01:05:18.875 --> 01:05:20.375
Let's play together.
685
01:05:20.916 --> 01:05:23.000
No, guys, I gave up music.
686
01:05:23.083 --> 01:05:24.750
I don't even have a guitar.
687
01:05:24.833 --> 01:05:26.250
It's not a problem.
688
01:05:27.333 --> 01:05:28.541
You can take mine.
689
01:06:48.125 --> 01:06:51.416
That was the moment when I realized
that I could not escape it.
690
01:06:51.500 --> 01:06:54.166
I'll find common ground with anyone
as long as there is music.
691
01:06:54.250 --> 01:06:57.291
And I'll be able to do
whatever I wish. No limits.
692
01:07:14.666 --> 01:07:16.875
It's not so important
how many fans you have.
693
01:07:16.958 --> 01:07:19.541
If these five people
gave you their hearts.
694
01:07:19.625 --> 01:07:22.500
And music is everything.
695
01:07:22.583 --> 01:07:24.333
Polish ham? Who am I kidding.
696
01:08:07.208 --> 01:08:08.416
It was amazing.
697
01:08:11.458 --> 01:08:12.458
Yeah.
698
01:08:15.333 --> 01:08:18.708
You're fucking sexy! You're a rock star!
699
01:08:20.333 --> 01:08:22.750
Why did you quit? You have a talent.
700
01:08:24.416 --> 01:08:26.916
Karsten, that's just
thanks to your guitar.
701
01:08:33.041 --> 01:08:34.083
We can go.
702
01:08:53.500 --> 01:08:54.500
Kuzma.
703
01:08:55.000 --> 01:08:55.916
Yes.
704
01:08:58.125 --> 01:09:01.166
Rudi is very grateful
that you saved his life.
705
01:09:02.458 --> 01:09:04.916
And I convinced him to switch cars.
706
01:09:08.166 --> 01:09:09.208
Yes, Rudi?
707
01:09:09.291 --> 01:09:10.375
Rud, Rudi…
708
01:09:11.041 --> 01:09:13.416
- Yes. Yes.
- Yes.
709
01:09:13.500 --> 01:09:16.458
Let's go then.
We have to go home in a few hours.
710
01:09:16.541 --> 01:09:18.666
I have a concert tomorrow in the evening.
711
01:09:20.750 --> 01:09:21.833
Cool!
712
01:09:21.916 --> 01:09:22.916
Right.
713
01:09:24.750 --> 01:09:26.166
How are we going to get there?
714
01:09:32.500 --> 01:09:33.916
Den, where are you from?
715
01:09:34.416 --> 01:09:36.791
Kreuzberg. Hermannplatz, 4.
716
01:09:36.875 --> 01:09:39.458
Kreuzberg? Little Istanbul!
717
01:09:40.166 --> 01:09:41.666
That's not far from us.
718
01:09:59.583 --> 01:10:02.041
All right. Thank you, guys.
719
01:10:02.875 --> 01:10:04.208
Goodbye!
720
01:10:04.291 --> 01:10:05.375
Bye, Den.
721
01:10:07.083 --> 01:10:10.083
- Bye, Kuzma.
- Bye, Den. It was nice to meet you.
722
01:10:10.166 --> 01:10:12.375
Nice… to what?
723
01:10:13.291 --> 01:10:15.833
Get out, say a proper goodbye.
724
01:10:18.166 --> 01:10:20.000
Don't worry. I won't tell Barbara.
725
01:10:30.375 --> 01:10:33.208
Okay. I'll try to help.
726
01:10:36.458 --> 01:10:38.625
One… two… three.
727
01:10:44.208 --> 01:10:45.291
Well…
728
01:10:45.833 --> 01:10:47.875
Thank you for helping me.
729
01:10:51.708 --> 01:10:53.833
You're a really pretty girl.
730
01:10:53.916 --> 01:10:56.250
I was glad to help you.
731
01:11:01.458 --> 01:11:02.750
I have to go.
732
01:11:03.541 --> 01:11:04.458
I understand.
733
01:11:08.250 --> 01:11:09.875
Maybe we'll see you later?
734
01:11:11.500 --> 01:11:12.416
Yeah.
735
01:11:23.541 --> 01:11:24.458
Bye, Den.
736
01:11:24.541 --> 01:11:25.500
Bye.
737
01:11:42.958 --> 01:11:43.916
What?
738
01:11:45.458 --> 01:11:46.666
Did you take her number?
739
01:11:48.166 --> 01:11:49.625
Let's go.
740
01:12:34.583 --> 01:12:35.750
Oh, God!
741
01:12:37.583 --> 01:12:39.166
What the hell is that?
742
01:12:42.791 --> 01:12:44.083
Beasts!
743
01:12:45.750 --> 01:12:47.375
Freaking animals!
744
01:12:49.250 --> 01:12:51.875
Tomas! How could you let this happen?
745
01:12:53.166 --> 01:12:55.125
- What?
- You can shove your what!
746
01:12:55.208 --> 01:12:57.291
Look what these freaks did!
747
01:13:03.458 --> 01:13:04.708
That's a complete garbage.
748
01:13:05.500 --> 01:13:06.500
This is not a car.
749
01:13:07.250 --> 01:13:09.166
I won't take it.
750
01:13:11.041 --> 01:13:12.416
We're screwed.
751
01:13:13.666 --> 01:13:15.333
Bastards!
752
01:13:22.500 --> 01:13:25.791
Hey! Son of the jackal! You're dead.
753
01:13:26.666 --> 01:13:27.666
This can't be good.
754
01:13:29.416 --> 01:13:30.666
What are you doing?
755
01:13:32.333 --> 01:13:33.416
Tomas!
756
01:13:34.125 --> 01:13:35.125
Tomas!
757
01:13:36.875 --> 01:13:38.666
Tomas! Help us! Tomas! Tomas!
758
01:13:38.750 --> 01:13:41.250
What have you done? How will I get home?
759
01:13:41.333 --> 01:13:42.541
I have a concert!
760
01:13:42.625 --> 01:13:44.458
How did you even do it?
761
01:13:45.166 --> 01:13:46.291
Dear Mother!
762
01:13:46.375 --> 01:13:48.250
What did you say about my mother?
763
01:14:01.750 --> 01:14:03.000
Eat this!
764
01:14:39.000 --> 01:14:41.375
Sorry, Kuzma,
I don't do well with the police.
765
01:14:54.791 --> 01:14:56.875
We need some real help here.
766
01:15:12.333 --> 01:15:15.416
So, the police were going somewhere else.
767
01:15:19.041 --> 01:15:20.416
I'm going to bed.
768
01:15:22.250 --> 01:15:23.250
Yeah.
769
01:15:35.666 --> 01:15:38.958
I knew that Yatsyk and Lesyk
would be expecting me this evening.
770
01:15:39.041 --> 01:15:40.791
Barbara would be expecting me.
771
01:15:40.875 --> 01:15:42.458
Maybe even some fans.
772
01:15:43.083 --> 01:15:46.750
But I had no idea how to get to Lviv.
773
01:15:47.375 --> 01:15:50.458
So I decided to think and to eat.
774
01:15:52.500 --> 01:15:55.208
How can you eat here, dude?
775
01:15:57.333 --> 01:15:58.958
I don't know, was really hungry.
776
01:16:01.833 --> 01:16:04.208
You've eaten the ham
that'd cost 300 bucks, yeah?
777
01:16:05.416 --> 01:16:06.416
No.
778
01:16:07.916 --> 01:16:09.750
Around 5.50 for now.
779
01:16:11.291 --> 01:16:14.291
Mom! Somebody help! Guys!
780
01:16:14.375 --> 01:16:17.125
Could you help me? Help me, please.
781
01:16:17.208 --> 01:16:18.125
What happened?
782
01:16:18.208 --> 01:16:21.791
- Help my mom! Help her!
- Where is your mom?
783
01:16:49.458 --> 01:16:51.375
That was a success…
784
01:16:51.458 --> 01:16:53.583
I never followed through on anything,
785
01:16:54.125 --> 01:16:56.750
I didn't get a new car,
the old one had some shit all over it,
786
01:16:56.833 --> 01:16:58.916
I was not gonna make it to the concert,
787
01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:01.166
and now they were going
to make me into ham.
788
01:17:06.000 --> 01:17:07.875
What the hell?
789
01:17:13.291 --> 01:17:14.250
Alyosha, translate.
790
01:17:16.416 --> 01:17:19.666
Sir Mehmed says
that he's very disappointed.
791
01:17:19.750 --> 01:17:21.833
You don't act like this
when you're a guest.
792
01:17:21.916 --> 01:17:26.125
You dared to raise a hand against
Sir Mehmed's nephew and his friends.
793
01:17:26.208 --> 01:17:28.416
They shit on my car!
794
01:17:29.208 --> 01:17:30.125
Translate it!
795
01:17:35.958 --> 01:17:38.625
My nephew said you were threatening him.
What's your version?
796
01:17:40.458 --> 01:17:44.041
Mehmed is not a killer.
He's just an entrepreneur.
797
01:17:44.125 --> 01:17:46.583
He sells clothes, shoes and so on.
798
01:17:47.083 --> 01:17:49.666
But what he cares about most
is his family's honor.
799
01:17:49.750 --> 01:17:53.041
That's why you will die like dogs.
800
01:17:53.958 --> 01:17:55.833
Are you out of your mind?
801
01:17:57.000 --> 01:17:59.125
Alyosha! What does it mean?
802
01:17:59.208 --> 01:18:00.500
Let us go!
803
01:18:01.666 --> 01:18:04.916
If you don't want to start a dialogue,
I'll have to take extreme measures.
804
01:18:05.500 --> 01:18:09.291
Sir Mehmed asks if you have a last wish.
805
01:18:10.666 --> 01:18:13.916
Yeah! I want his nephew
to eat the shit he left on my car!
806
01:18:17.291 --> 01:18:19.875
Give them a good scare
and then we'll talk.
807
01:18:20.375 --> 01:18:21.333
Sorry, my friend.
808
01:18:22.666 --> 01:18:25.250
We'll have to cut off your head.
809
01:18:27.125 --> 01:18:28.875
Wait! Wait!
810
01:18:31.625 --> 01:18:32.750
Hey!
811
01:18:33.500 --> 01:18:35.625
Are you nuts?
812
01:18:35.708 --> 01:18:38.583
Boss! You're a grown man!
813
01:18:39.250 --> 01:18:41.666
Alyosha, stop him!
814
01:18:41.750 --> 01:18:44.708
Fine, they don't have to eat the shit!
815
01:18:52.666 --> 01:18:54.750
- Good morning, dad!
- Good morning, daughter!
816
01:18:54.833 --> 01:18:59.041
Can you give me some money for a taxi.
I overslept and I'm late for university.
817
01:18:59.125 --> 01:19:00.833
- Yes, sure.
- Den?
818
01:19:00.916 --> 01:19:02.000
Kuzma?
819
01:19:02.083 --> 01:19:03.625
How do you know this rude man?
820
01:19:03.708 --> 01:19:06.333
Dad! He saved me from attackers
yesterday in the evening.
821
01:19:06.416 --> 01:19:10.166
What attackers?
Why were you alone outside?
822
01:19:10.250 --> 01:19:14.875
I was coming back home from the library,
two people attacked me,
823
01:19:15.625 --> 01:19:18.208
and this brave man saved me from them.
824
01:19:18.708 --> 01:19:20.291
Untie this guy.
825
01:19:20.375 --> 01:19:22.625
- What about his friend?
- And his friend.
826
01:19:35.125 --> 01:19:36.291
Hi, Kuzma!
827
01:19:37.875 --> 01:19:39.291
How are you?
828
01:19:39.375 --> 01:19:41.750
Thank you! I'm fine, damn it.
829
01:19:43.458 --> 01:19:45.458
Apologize and ask how to thank him.
830
01:19:45.541 --> 01:19:48.833
For saving the honor
of Sir Mehmed's only daughter,
831
01:19:49.708 --> 01:19:52.916
Sir Mehmed would like to offer
his sincere apologies.
832
01:19:53.500 --> 01:19:55.625
And he asks: what would you like to get?
833
01:19:57.625 --> 01:20:01.083
I want my car
to be as good as new. Get it?
834
01:20:04.791 --> 01:20:06.583
Maybe he wants something special?
835
01:20:06.666 --> 01:20:10.083
Maybe you have a special wish?
836
01:20:20.375 --> 01:20:23.000
Tights. For my girlfriend.
837
01:20:23.916 --> 01:20:24.916
And…
838
01:20:27.125 --> 01:20:29.208
can I get my glasses back?
839
01:20:34.083 --> 01:20:35.166
Thank you.
840
01:20:40.916 --> 01:20:42.708
You have a girlfriend, Kuzma?
841
01:20:43.208 --> 01:20:44.208
Yes.
842
01:20:44.958 --> 01:20:46.708
Her name is Barbara.
843
01:20:48.875 --> 01:20:50.125
Have a good trip.
844
01:20:55.250 --> 01:20:57.291
I wish they'd had cut your balls off.
845
01:21:30.750 --> 01:21:31.958
This is for you.
846
01:21:35.666 --> 01:21:37.333
Couldn't you ask for a Mercedez?
847
01:21:38.666 --> 01:21:40.000
Was that an option?
848
01:21:40.541 --> 01:21:42.250
It was nice to meet you.
849
01:21:43.375 --> 01:21:44.583
I've no doubts.
850
01:22:20.875 --> 01:22:22.250
Karsten!
851
01:22:29.125 --> 01:22:31.041
I wanted to say thank you.
852
01:22:31.125 --> 01:22:32.625
For saving me.
853
01:22:34.875 --> 01:22:36.208
This is for you.
854
01:22:36.958 --> 01:22:39.083
No, no. It's too expensive.
855
01:22:39.166 --> 01:22:42.458
No. A new model comes out this week.
856
01:22:43.041 --> 01:22:44.416
I've already ordered it.
857
01:22:45.000 --> 01:22:46.083
Take it.
858
01:22:48.208 --> 01:22:49.416
Take it.
859
01:22:49.500 --> 01:22:50.833
Thank you!
860
01:22:50.916 --> 01:22:52.000
Man!
861
01:22:56.208 --> 01:22:57.208
Thanks.
862
01:22:59.125 --> 01:23:00.208
Hey, boss!
863
01:23:01.333 --> 01:23:02.416
Done!
864
01:23:15.750 --> 01:23:16.750
Good.
865
01:23:20.750 --> 01:23:21.750
Good.
866
01:23:29.708 --> 01:23:30.958
What happened?
867
01:23:35.125 --> 01:23:37.291
Oh, I get it.
868
01:23:45.250 --> 01:23:46.250
Well…
869
01:23:48.000 --> 01:23:49.166
Thank you, guys!
870
01:23:52.666 --> 01:23:53.750
You can go.
871
01:23:58.041 --> 01:23:59.250
Badgers.
872
01:24:07.291 --> 01:24:08.750
That's all we've got.
873
01:24:08.833 --> 01:24:09.958
It's fine.
874
01:24:11.791 --> 01:24:13.625
Barbara will use it for decades.
875
01:24:22.875 --> 01:24:23.708
Very good!
876
01:24:25.583 --> 01:24:26.583
Guys!
877
01:24:27.750 --> 01:24:29.583
Just look at this beauty!
878
01:24:31.500 --> 01:24:32.791
Let's go to Rudi.
879
01:24:33.666 --> 01:24:37.375
- Maybe he'll take it for a Mercedez.
- We can try.
880
01:24:49.333 --> 01:24:51.666
Karsten! Who owns this?
881
01:25:00.583 --> 01:25:01.583
This?
882
01:25:02.166 --> 01:25:03.708
Nobody owns it.
883
01:25:04.875 --> 01:25:09.958
The owners put it here,
so that anyone in need could take it.
884
01:25:10.916 --> 01:25:14.250
- I'm in need.
- Calm down. We don't have time.
885
01:25:29.250 --> 01:25:31.583
I can have whatever I want?
886
01:25:32.291 --> 01:25:33.541
Hi, Rudi!
887
01:25:36.041 --> 01:25:37.416
Hello! It's me!
888
01:25:38.375 --> 01:25:39.375
Look!
889
01:25:40.166 --> 01:25:41.875
We fixed the car!
890
01:25:45.000 --> 01:25:48.250
Maybe… how to say it… we change?
891
01:26:01.083 --> 01:26:02.083
No.
892
01:26:04.291 --> 01:26:05.916
It's not even running.
893
01:26:07.041 --> 01:26:08.833
Oh my God! Honey!
894
01:26:08.916 --> 01:26:11.541
I can't believe this Warszawa is for me!
895
01:26:12.791 --> 01:26:15.291
It was my dream! Thank you!
896
01:26:17.291 --> 01:26:19.541
I wanted it so much!
897
01:26:19.625 --> 01:26:23.041
I'll be very grateful to you!
898
01:26:24.166 --> 01:26:26.500
- I'll do everything for you, dear.
- For me?
899
01:26:26.583 --> 01:26:27.666
Sure!
900
01:26:27.750 --> 01:26:29.041
Cool!
901
01:26:34.666 --> 01:26:35.666
Okay.
902
01:26:36.333 --> 01:26:38.458
Let's go. I'll show you the Mercedez.
903
01:26:41.583 --> 01:26:44.500
My grandpa had exactly the same.
904
01:26:59.416 --> 01:27:00.500
Here it is.
905
01:27:01.541 --> 01:27:02.791
My collection.
906
01:27:06.833 --> 01:27:08.041
A small part of it.
907
01:27:20.416 --> 01:27:21.625
Cool.
908
01:27:23.125 --> 01:27:24.291
And where is Mercedez?
909
01:27:31.333 --> 01:27:32.541
There you go.
910
01:27:40.666 --> 01:27:43.458
Well…
911
01:27:45.083 --> 01:27:46.291
a Mercedez.
912
01:27:55.416 --> 01:27:57.500
Man… A Mercedez?
913
01:27:58.291 --> 01:27:59.458
Mercedez 600.
914
01:28:01.833 --> 01:28:03.291
Dude, it's a Mercedez!
915
01:28:14.958 --> 01:28:16.041
A Mercedez!
916
01:28:21.041 --> 01:28:22.041
Hello.
917
01:28:32.583 --> 01:28:34.041
Be a good girl.
918
01:28:36.916 --> 01:28:38.833
Kuzma! A Mercedez!
919
01:28:41.041 --> 01:28:43.083
I'm sorry! One moment!
920
01:28:43.166 --> 01:28:44.166
Karsten!
921
01:28:44.250 --> 01:28:45.875
Yes, mister.
922
01:28:45.958 --> 01:28:48.791
Bard! Don't just sit there.
Open the trunk.
923
01:28:53.708 --> 01:28:54.875
Fantastic!
924
01:28:54.958 --> 01:28:56.500
Look at all this space.
925
01:28:58.500 --> 01:29:01.166
Karsten! You will help me.
And you will wait.
926
01:29:03.958 --> 01:29:04.875
Bard!
927
01:29:05.958 --> 01:29:07.583
Don't embarrass yourself!
928
01:29:12.500 --> 01:29:13.500
Okay…
929
01:29:17.208 --> 01:29:19.416
- Thank you very much!
- You're welcome!
930
01:29:20.208 --> 01:29:21.666
That's a good deal.
931
01:29:22.375 --> 01:29:24.541
Yeah, for sure.
932
01:29:27.250 --> 01:29:29.375
Kuzma! Help us!
933
01:29:29.458 --> 01:29:31.791
Why are you standing there?
Get the car over here!
934
01:29:51.958 --> 01:29:54.500
That's it? Can we go now?
935
01:29:55.041 --> 01:29:57.625
Well, if they don't need
the mannequins anymore…
936
01:29:58.416 --> 01:30:00.125
I'll be selling second hand stuff.
937
01:30:00.875 --> 01:30:02.375
That's gonna be a goldmine!
938
01:30:04.750 --> 01:30:05.750
Kuzma,
939
01:30:06.250 --> 01:30:08.083
you should continue making music.
940
01:30:10.958 --> 01:30:12.625
And I will be "making" business.
941
01:30:13.666 --> 01:30:14.625
I know.
942
01:30:14.708 --> 01:30:16.208
Let's go, business.
943
01:30:28.166 --> 01:30:30.416
That's a great musician from Ukraine.
944
01:31:30.875 --> 01:31:33.375
Damn! We'll be waiting for a week here.
945
01:31:33.458 --> 01:31:34.791
I have a concert.
946
01:31:43.875 --> 01:31:45.208
Kuzia, look!
947
01:31:48.958 --> 01:31:50.208
Racketeers.
948
01:31:50.291 --> 01:31:51.458
Muggers.
949
01:31:52.083 --> 01:31:53.250
What should we do?
950
01:31:54.625 --> 01:31:56.458
If they ask, we don't have anything.
951
01:32:11.666 --> 01:32:14.541
Greetings from Lublin-Lviv brigade.
952
01:32:14.625 --> 01:32:16.625
What do you have in your truck, yobbos?
953
01:32:16.708 --> 01:32:17.750
What do you care?
954
01:32:17.833 --> 01:32:22.375
We control who's passing through here.
You have to pay us 200 zlotys. Got it?
955
01:32:22.875 --> 01:32:24.166
We don't have any dough!
956
01:32:26.708 --> 01:32:28.250
Then give us your goods.
957
01:32:28.333 --> 01:32:30.750
That's some trash
from the junkyard, fellas.
958
01:32:30.833 --> 01:32:33.833
You'll find the fellas on a playground!
We're guys.
959
01:32:33.916 --> 01:32:37.125
- That's really some trash, guys.
- Just open your truck, man.
960
01:32:37.208 --> 01:32:39.666
We'll take a look at your trash.
961
01:32:40.541 --> 01:32:41.458
Come on!
962
01:32:48.250 --> 01:32:51.083
- Wow. That's one hell of a TV.
- Take it.
963
01:32:51.708 --> 01:32:53.500
Take the plant. Come on.
964
01:32:59.500 --> 01:33:01.125
My business is doomed.
965
01:33:05.000 --> 01:33:07.291
Better belly burst than good drink lost.
966
01:33:08.291 --> 01:33:09.958
Yobbos.
967
01:33:10.041 --> 01:33:12.666
I won't give away the guitar!
It's a very personal thing.
968
01:33:12.750 --> 01:33:14.666
And I won't give away the tights either!
969
01:33:14.750 --> 01:33:17.083
Is this also a personal thing?
970
01:33:19.333 --> 01:33:20.916
Are you a muso?
971
01:33:21.000 --> 01:33:22.000
Yes.
972
01:33:22.833 --> 01:33:23.750
Fine.
973
01:33:24.333 --> 01:33:27.083
All right. We already have
some presents from you.
974
01:33:27.166 --> 01:33:31.833
You can keep one thing:
either the guitar or the tights.
975
01:33:34.083 --> 01:33:35.291
Bard.
976
01:33:35.375 --> 01:33:37.708
I promised Barbara to get red tights.
977
01:33:37.791 --> 01:33:39.708
Maybe, the hell with this guitar?
978
01:33:40.416 --> 01:33:41.875
Are you crazy?
979
01:33:41.958 --> 01:33:44.166
Keep the guitar. I'll find you the tights.
980
01:33:44.833 --> 01:33:45.916
I promise.
981
01:33:47.583 --> 01:33:48.583
Fine.
982
01:33:50.000 --> 01:33:51.333
Give me back the guitar.
983
01:33:54.583 --> 01:33:55.583
Let's go.
984
01:34:00.958 --> 01:34:03.583
Hey! Fellas, Guys!
985
01:34:04.500 --> 01:34:06.666
Why are you running away
if you're so cool?
986
01:34:08.208 --> 01:34:11.083
You promised to help me
to get ahead of the line.
987
01:34:11.166 --> 01:34:12.291
And now what?
988
01:34:13.250 --> 01:34:16.333
- He's got some balls.
- If we don't help him, we'll "get soiled".
989
01:34:16.416 --> 01:34:18.666
Yeah… people will stop forking out.
990
01:34:22.625 --> 01:34:25.666
Sure, kiddo! We'll take care of it.
991
01:34:25.750 --> 01:34:28.875
Kolya the sledgehammer walks the talk.
992
01:34:36.333 --> 01:34:40.000
Kiddo, I'll go first
and you'll follow me. Got it?
993
01:34:40.083 --> 01:34:43.791
I'll leave you near the border guard.
He'll know everything.
994
01:34:58.125 --> 01:34:59.166
Get in.
995
01:35:37.458 --> 01:35:39.083
- Hey, hey!
- Hello!
996
01:35:39.583 --> 01:35:41.000
You got the wheels?
997
01:35:41.083 --> 01:35:42.375
A Mercedez.
998
01:35:42.458 --> 01:35:44.375
I see. Congrats!
999
01:35:44.458 --> 01:35:45.500
Thank you!
1000
01:35:45.583 --> 01:35:47.625
Listen, can you hurry up
with the paperwork?
1001
01:35:47.708 --> 01:35:50.125
I'm late to a concert.
1002
01:35:50.208 --> 01:35:52.875
Congrats!
According to Ukrainian legislation
1003
01:35:52.958 --> 01:35:55.083
your Mercedez can't be cleared.
1004
01:35:55.166 --> 01:35:57.541
Because it's older than 10 years.
1005
01:35:57.625 --> 01:35:59.083
Since when do we have this rule?
1006
01:35:59.166 --> 01:36:01.541
Well, the law became effective yesterday.
1007
01:36:02.125 --> 01:36:03.916
- Fedya, are you kidding?
- Listen!
1008
01:36:05.125 --> 01:36:07.625
There's got to be a way
to get through, right?
1009
01:36:07.708 --> 01:36:10.750
You must have come up
with something already.
1010
01:36:10.833 --> 01:36:15.875
Fedya, let's be straight,
how much does the car clearing cost?
1011
01:36:15.958 --> 01:36:17.291
I'll pay for it.
1012
01:36:18.125 --> 01:36:19.083
Bard!
1013
01:36:20.041 --> 01:36:21.000
Bard!
1014
01:36:21.083 --> 01:36:22.916
Lend me some money. I'll give it back.
1015
01:36:28.625 --> 01:36:29.708
Some more.
1016
01:36:33.708 --> 01:36:34.625
Here!
1017
01:36:35.666 --> 01:36:37.166
Does everybody see it?
1018
01:36:37.250 --> 01:36:38.875
Show must go on!
1019
01:36:38.958 --> 01:36:40.041
Take it.
1020
01:36:40.666 --> 01:36:42.666
Calm down.
1021
01:36:42.750 --> 01:36:45.375
We'll register that
the car is in transit and that's it.
1022
01:36:45.458 --> 01:36:47.041
Everyone will be doing like that.
1023
01:36:51.250 --> 01:36:52.333
Crap!
1024
01:36:53.291 --> 01:36:54.625
Now I got into debt.
1025
01:36:54.708 --> 01:36:55.916
This Mercedez…
1026
01:36:57.375 --> 01:36:58.750
When Barbara sees it…
1027
01:37:00.541 --> 01:37:01.541
Bard.
1028
01:37:02.125 --> 01:37:05.125
Will you at least get me
those red tights that you promised?
1029
01:37:06.000 --> 01:37:07.000
Bard!
1030
01:37:16.375 --> 01:37:18.708
You're a sharp cookie!
1031
01:37:20.791 --> 01:37:22.500
Kuzia! Are you out of your mind?
1032
01:37:22.583 --> 01:37:24.083
Yes. Are you out of your mind?
1033
01:37:25.000 --> 01:37:28.166
Someone has a concert in two hours
and you're kissing here.
1034
01:37:28.250 --> 01:37:31.208
Barbara, what are you doing here?
1035
01:37:31.750 --> 01:37:33.875
I knew that you'd be back for the concert.
1036
01:37:34.541 --> 01:37:36.375
Sorry, there's no orchestra.
1037
01:37:36.458 --> 01:37:38.541
The guys are busy, they have a rehearsal.
1038
01:37:44.583 --> 01:37:45.666
My love…
1039
01:37:48.125 --> 01:37:50.833
this is for you,
the red ones, as promised.
1040
01:38:04.375 --> 01:38:05.458
Is it yours?
1041
01:38:06.708 --> 01:38:07.708
Yes.
1042
01:38:12.875 --> 01:38:14.041
Will you give me a ride?
1043
01:39:48.166 --> 01:39:50.250
Thank you very much!
1044
01:39:50.791 --> 01:39:53.666
I still had jitters before the concert.
1045
01:39:53.750 --> 01:39:56.833
But after our awesome trip I knew for sure
1046
01:39:56.916 --> 01:39:58.875
that my choice was right.
1047
01:39:58.958 --> 01:40:00.416
Plus, all tickets were sold out.
1048
01:40:00.500 --> 01:40:03.208
So, maybe we'll earn something
with this amatOurship.
1049
01:40:03.708 --> 01:40:05.791
I never got used to that word.
1050
01:40:06.375 --> 01:40:07.625
Congrats!
1051
01:40:07.708 --> 01:40:09.458
Congrats! Congrats! Congrats!
1052
01:40:10.833 --> 01:40:12.916
You're so cool! Let's go! Come on!
1053
01:40:13.625 --> 01:40:15.208
- Take one.
- Carefully.
1054
01:40:15.291 --> 01:40:16.833
Carefully.
1055
01:40:16.916 --> 01:40:20.375
Well, you're awesome!
1056
01:40:20.458 --> 01:40:21.708
That part…
1057
01:40:21.791 --> 01:40:22.916
Thanks, dude!
1058
01:40:26.458 --> 01:40:29.416
But we need to stay focused.
We have to get going in three days.
1059
01:40:29.500 --> 01:40:31.708
- Where?
- Are you going to Berlin again?
1060
01:40:32.583 --> 01:40:35.000
No, it's a bit early
for you to go to Berlin.
1061
01:40:35.083 --> 01:40:36.333
But an encore…
1062
01:40:36.416 --> 01:40:39.000
Go ahead. People are waiting.
1063
01:40:45.750 --> 01:40:47.208
We'll have a tour:
1064
01:40:47.833 --> 01:40:50.541
Vorokhta, Halych, Terebovlia, Stryi!
1065
01:40:50.625 --> 01:40:52.083
Don't be silly! А tour…
1066
01:40:52.166 --> 01:40:54.625
A triumphant tour!
I've arranged everything.
1067
01:40:54.708 --> 01:40:59.041
- And how do you fit into all this?
- What do you mean? I'm your producer.
1068
01:40:59.625 --> 01:41:00.875
No need to thank me.
1069
01:41:00.958 --> 01:41:04.916
You'll do it when you guys
become super stars.
1070
01:41:05.416 --> 01:41:07.000
Are you serious?
1071
01:41:07.708 --> 01:41:09.291
Have I ever let you down?
1072
01:41:12.916 --> 01:41:15.583
Come on! Money won't earn itself!
1073
01:42:02.000 --> 01:42:05.458
IN MEMORY OF
ANDRIY KUZMENKO
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BASED ON THE STORY BY KUZMA SCRYABIN
ROCKY ROAD TO BERLIN
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Andriy, I congratulate you very much,
myself, on your birthday.
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I wish you not to bend over next year,
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to come up with some more normal things.
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In general, to be a normal guy, so
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that the bar does not fall
too far from your head.
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So that more or less yourself
not be ashamed of what you do
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and show people.
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THE END