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<i>Here comes Lucky!</i>

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<i>And they're off. Number 7,
Sandy's Rocket, out front.</i>

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<i>Right behind him
by the three against the rail</i>

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<i>as they head down
the front stretch...</i>

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<i>Number 7, Sandy's Rocket,
in control now.</i>

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<i>Down the backstretch...</i>

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Look at all this
fucking coin, dude.

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- A.J., where's the capper?
- Shredded. Back in VIP.

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Look who's Big Money in seven.

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- No fucking way, Moose.
- Yes fucking way. We're red-hot.

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- Don't shit on our streak.
- I'm not shitting on our streak.

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You're shitting all over
our streak big time.

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"Four runs and we bone out."
Those were your exact words.

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Yeah, and Big Money in six
was a fucking game changer.

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- It's two o'clock.
- It's five 'til.

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- Come on, we should bounce.
- Pensacola's already halfway

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- through the post parade, pussy.
- Dude, you're going rogue.

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- Because you're being a pussy.
- Shut the f--

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Y'all fixing to place a bet?

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Just a sec, darling.

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Come on, bitch. Look up there
and tell me who's Big Money.

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- Sweetchuck's our boy.
- Sweetchuck? Fuck you.

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Crowd's got wood
for Easy Does It.

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The crowd goes home
in a body bag, okay?

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Let's go straight bet.
No exotics. Let it ride.

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Fuck you! We're up three bills.
I'm not letting it ride.

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Now who's the pussy?

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Get the fucking cab.

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All right.
<i>And they're off.</i>

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Gonna fuck it all up!

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What the fuck, A.J.?

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<i>Sweetchuck hard-charging...</i>

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Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
He's breaking...

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Run! Run! Run! Come on!

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<i>Now he's two lengths ahead.</i>

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Oh, shit! Here he comes!
Big money, money, money!

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<i>And it's Sweetchuck
at the wire!</i>

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Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck!

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No, no, no, no!
Moose, our cab!

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Some chud's ganking it.

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Oh, fuck!

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Now what are we supposed to do?

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We're screwed.

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Oh, what? You gonna run
across the river bridge?

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A.J., it's the fucking
interstate!

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Fuck!

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Fuck!

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Hey! Hey, buddy!

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I got an easy 50!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay in this lane!

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You almost hit that car!

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Fuck! Moose...

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All right, I need you to punch
this shitbox, all right?

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Moose, Moose...

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[boy] Come on! Come on!

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Where the heck
have you guys been?

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We've been waiting
for 35 minutes.

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We got stuck on the train
by the Bongo habitat.

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Some kid had a grand mal seizure
and they shut it down.

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- What could we do?
- Just get on the dang bus.

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Hey, butt fuck!

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You're both dead
if I'm late for practice.

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What practice, Randy?
You do wrestling and football.

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Yeah, it's fucking May, loser.

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Fuck off.

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All right, homeboy,
what are you feeling?

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Benjys and Grants
or Jackies and Hams?

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- Why're you doing the lip thing?
- I'm not doing a lip thing.

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Makes you look like you're
prepping to suck an asshole.

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No more wild-card shit.
You're breaking your own rules.

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Fuck off,
don't be such a basket case.

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Look at this epic
fucking split, dude!

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Goddamn it, I want to epic split
your fucking mouth.

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Yeah?
Why don't you try it, pussy?

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Because every chaperone
on this bus

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is fucking staring at us.

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What?

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- Yo, question.
- Yeah, dude?

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Who'd you like in the 8th?

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Hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Ooh, what's the wort at?

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Uh, it's at 69 degrees.

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All right, let's pitch
the fucking yeast

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and put her to bed.

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Home sweet home.

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Squeeze that airlock in.

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- Is that one leaking?
- Brand-new tub.

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How could it be leaking?

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Let's check the pH
on the lagers.

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Booyah. What are you feeling?

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Let's go pilsner.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers, dude.

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Whoa.

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Looks bright.

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Spritzy.

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Mm. Wow.

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Yeah, I know, dude.
We fucking made that!

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- We made that!
- This is, like, real beer.

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Mm! Let's go with that.

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- What?
- Real Beer. For the label.

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I found a printer
in Tecumseh.

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They can bang them out
for two cents a pop.

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I dig it.

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All right, so, look, man,
I want to pitch you an idea.

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Okay, hit me.

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It's time to expand
the operation.

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All right, so look, dude,

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we're sitting on a cash cow
with Real Beer.

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Fifteen gallons a month
is baby stuff

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compared to what we could do

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if we scaled her up
to a buck twenty.

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- A hundred and twenty gallons?
- A month, dude.

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And we'll cash flow
our day-to-day ops

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with our track winnings
until we get to a rhythm

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where this thing
is running itself.

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Moose, we haven't
even sold a single beer.

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Yet. You gotta learn
to forecast, bitch.

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Fuck!

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We hit two matinees a week,
we're solid gold.

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Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge
up a ride every two weeks.

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Pause.
Don't worry about transpo.

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Transpo's my turf.
And we'll circle back in a sec.

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A huge part of this operation
is figuring out

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the right foot soldiers
to bring in.

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What do you think
of Jason Beaumont?

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Dude, fucking kid's a narc.
He'd squeal for sure.

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Yeah! I love your instincts!
That's why you're gonna run HR.

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Handle all the recruiting.

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Fuck!

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That was a fucking neck shot!

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- Forecast.
- You said no fucking necks.

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So are we in agreement

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that transpo's
our number one concern?

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Hundred percent.

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And until this operation's
got wheels,

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if feels like it's dead
in the water.

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Okay, hear me out.

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Fuck, these are awesome.

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Tom, we're good to go.

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Kip Langer's older brother.
You know him?

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- Darian?
- No, Darian's in Chrissy's class.

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I'm talking about Gary.

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With the lazy eye
and the gelled hair.

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- Oh, yeah. The DJ guy.
- Yeah.

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So he's got a limo thing
on the side, dude.

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Like weddings and proms,
all that type of shit.

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Thanks, Tom.

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You know what?

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Here's a little something
for you.

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So obviously, his rates
are premium on the weekends,

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because that's where
all the action is.

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But Monday through Thursday
is a total fucking dead zone.

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So I've got Gary locked in
at 25 bucks an hour,

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plus we gotta float the gas.

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But all he needs
is a three-hour heads-up.

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So you want to take a limo back
and forth between Bluffs Run?

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Yeah, twice a week.

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It'd be like a C-note
per run, max.

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- That's it?
- That's fucking it, dude.

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It's actually
a really boss idea.

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It's airtight, bitch.
I knew you'd be all over it.

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This fucker's
double O-C too.

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Huh?

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Fucking limo, asshole.

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It's got a 13-inch TV
with a built-in VHS.

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Mini wet bar.
Motorola bag phone.

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Why would we need
a bag phone?

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In case we gotta move
on some shit

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and we don't have time
to hit a payphone.

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Look, stop fixating
on the bag phone.

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- Are you in or you out?
- I'm in.

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- I'm in, yeah.
- All right, I'll set it up.

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Oh, buddy,
we're gonna be rolling

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in so much fucking dough
this summer.

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<i>♪ Rollin' down the street ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I saw this girl
and she was pumpin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I winked my eye,
she got into the ride ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Went to a club, was jumpin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Took her to the hotel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She said, "You're the king" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I said, "Be my queen
if you know what I mean" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And let us do
the wild thing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wild thing ♪</i>

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[A.J.] Yo, I'm home.

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Mm, Mrs. C.,
these deer chops are banging.

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What's going on?

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How was the field trip, boys?

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Oh, like the best ever.

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Yeah, we got to hand-feed
the giraffes.

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Yeah, the sucker was eating
right out of our palm.

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Speaking of hands,
let me smell those hands.

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Jesus, what?

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No. Why?

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Are you trying
to hide something from us?

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Oh, he is. Big time.

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No, no, I just don't want you
smelling my hands.

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It's weird.[Judge] It's not weird.

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It's just a set of hands, son.

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Afraid we'll find out
about the cigarettes?

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Cigarettes? We--

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Mr. Rubenking said
he saw you and Moose

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smoking cigarettes
in the VIP area

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of I-80 OTB this afternoon.

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I-80 OTB?

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It's an off-track
betting parlor.

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In Council Bluffs, Iowa.

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Right across the river bridge

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from the Henry Doorly Zoo.

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Smoking cigarettes
and going berserk!

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He emphasized "berserk."

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And the damn neon shirts!

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Awful quiet, Moose.

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Did you get those fancy shoes
with your gambling winnings?

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Guilty!
- Moose...

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Chrissy, go to your room.

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- No way.
- In your room, young lady.

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Ugh!

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- Witness stand.
- No.

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No, I'm not...

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There's been
a pattern with you two.

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- An escalation.
- A very dangerous escalation.

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- We're not escalating.
- Illegally crossing state lines

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to hang out at an off-track
betting parlor?

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We're not hanging out.
We're working.

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- Working!
- Oh, my God!

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- You're not a pro gambler!
- Are you two doing dope?

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Okay, no on the dope,

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and no, I'm not gonna become
a professional gambler.

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You two idiots are gonna end up
in a double funeral

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or on the side
of a fricking milk carton.

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Is it Moose? Is he the one that
talks you into this crazy stuff?

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No, it's not Moose.
I came up with the system.

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The system? What is the system?

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A secret system
for big-money long shots.

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You're 14 years old!

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You don't have
a fricking system!

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Dude, I am so fucking sorry.

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The Judge started doing
the lip thing,

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and I just fucking panicked.

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Did you tell them
about the system?

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They don't want to hear
about Big Money, Moose.

244
00:10:44.861 --> 00:10:46.167
I'm grounded.

245
00:10:46.297 --> 00:10:48.038
Banned from the track
and banned from Iowa.

246
00:10:48.560 --> 00:10:50.867
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

247
00:10:51.694 --> 00:10:53.609
This rat-fucks
our whole plan.

248
00:10:53.740 --> 00:10:55.393
There is no plan.
We're done.

249
00:10:56.394 --> 00:10:58.962
No more running free range.
They're shutting us down.

250
00:10:59.093 --> 00:11:00.877
I've got one week
to find a legit job

251
00:11:01.008 --> 00:11:02.400
before my mom goes
full-tilt DEFCON.

252
00:11:02.531 --> 00:11:04.011
Full tilt? What do you mean?

253
00:11:04.141 --> 00:11:05.534
Baseball.
Bible camp.

254
00:11:05.665 --> 00:11:07.275
Weekends at her auction crew.

255
00:11:07.405 --> 00:11:10.234
Fuck your mom's auction crew.
Shit pay.

256
00:11:10.365 --> 00:11:12.672
Tell her we're not signing on
for three bucks an hour.

257
00:11:12.802 --> 00:11:14.412
She made no mention
of hiring you.

258
00:11:16.893 --> 00:11:19.287
We're a package deal, A.J.
You don't break up the band.

259
00:11:21.158 --> 00:11:22.769
Look, just circle
the heavy hitters, okay?

260
00:11:22.899 --> 00:11:24.727
Don't waste your time
with that entry-level slop.

261
00:11:24.858 --> 00:11:26.686
- I'm not.
- Dude, don't worry.

262
00:11:26.816 --> 00:11:28.818
Tomorrow after school,
we'll get some shit lined up.

263
00:11:28.949 --> 00:11:30.124
Easy peasy.

264
00:11:31.212 --> 00:11:32.604
All right?

265
00:11:32.735 --> 00:11:34.345
- See ya, pussy.
- See ya.

266
00:12:30.401 --> 00:12:32.577
What if we doubled
the batch?

267
00:12:32.708 --> 00:12:34.057
And then had only
one foot soldier

268
00:12:34.188 --> 00:12:36.233
instead of an entire roster
of guys to manage?

269
00:12:36.364 --> 00:12:37.931
Fuck me, you really want
to hobby brew?

270
00:12:38.061 --> 00:12:40.585
No--Look, the company's fucked.

271
00:12:40.716 --> 00:12:42.936
We're never gonna cash-flow
this thing with minimum wage

272
00:12:43.066 --> 00:12:44.589
and suck-ass hours.

273
00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:45.939
Excuse me.

274
00:12:53.033 --> 00:12:55.122
Pass the sack.
I got dibs on that last one.

275
00:12:55.252 --> 00:12:56.906
Fuck you.
The big boy's mine.

276
00:12:57.037 --> 00:12:58.168
Give it to me.

277
00:12:58.299 --> 00:13:00.780
It's my money,
it's my gizzard.

278
00:13:03.695 --> 00:13:05.175
Fuck, dude. My neck!

279
00:13:05.306 --> 00:13:06.829
Forecast.

280
00:13:09.832 --> 00:13:12.792
Boom! Right in the breadbasket!

281
00:13:12.922 --> 00:13:15.925
And you fuckstains
are no Mike Rozier.

282
00:13:16.056 --> 00:13:17.709
Is it piss?

283
00:13:17.840 --> 00:13:20.016
Straight from the tap,
sweet cheeks.

284
00:13:20.147 --> 00:13:22.410
You two dip fucks better grow
eyes in the back of your head.

285
00:13:22.540 --> 00:13:24.499
High school's gonna be
a fucking meat grinder!

286
00:13:24.629 --> 00:13:26.283
It's open season, limp dicks.

287
00:13:26.414 --> 00:13:28.546
You never know when,
you never know where.

288
00:13:28.677 --> 00:13:31.375
- Pussies!
- Whoo!

289
00:13:41.255 --> 00:13:42.778
You boys all right?

290
00:13:44.258 --> 00:13:45.781
That's piss, ain't it?

291
00:13:48.044 --> 00:13:49.785
Yeah, it's piss.

292
00:13:56.313 --> 00:13:57.532
Holy shit!

293
00:13:58.489 --> 00:13:59.664
Shane!

294
00:13:59.795 --> 00:14:00.970
What the fuck?

295
00:14:01.101 --> 00:14:02.754
So much for one
weekend a month, huh?

296
00:14:02.885 --> 00:14:04.147
- Shotgun.
- No fucking way.

297
00:14:04.278 --> 00:14:05.279
Get in the back, mutant.

298
00:14:07.237 --> 00:14:08.369
What's up, Eagle?

299
00:14:11.894 --> 00:14:13.548
Fucking A...

300
00:14:13.678 --> 00:14:15.985
This is why you're in the back.

301
00:14:16.116 --> 00:14:18.770
Hold on to your fucking tits.

302
00:14:18.901 --> 00:14:20.511
Fuck the Carmichaels.

303
00:14:21.251 --> 00:14:23.253
Don't let those pussies
run a psyop on you.

304
00:14:23.384 --> 00:14:25.952
Rodney's a horror show, dude.
That Boz cut, those muscles.

305
00:14:26.082 --> 00:14:27.040
I mean...

306
00:14:27.170 --> 00:14:28.780
He's a fucking juicehead, Eagle.

307
00:14:28.911 --> 00:14:31.958
He used to bitch out
when I wrestled him at 160.

308
00:14:32.088 --> 00:14:34.612
Yo, Rambo?
Fucking waste anyone over there?

309
00:14:34.743 --> 00:14:36.876
The whole thing was over
in a hundred hours, dipshit.

310
00:14:37.006 --> 00:14:39.182
The only thing I wasted
was my freshman year.

311
00:14:39.835 --> 00:14:41.228
The town's still covered
in yellow.

312
00:14:41.358 --> 00:14:43.143
Maybe they'll give you
the keys to the city, dude.

313
00:14:43.273 --> 00:14:44.796
Shit, I'd settle for the keys
to the Toddy Shop.

314
00:14:44.927 --> 00:14:46.450
Old enough to die for Uncle Sam,

315
00:14:46.581 --> 00:14:48.322
but still can't buy
a fucking sixer.

316
00:14:48.452 --> 00:14:50.672
Yo, homey.
Do you want a beer?

317
00:14:56.330 --> 00:14:57.809
Fuck!

318
00:15:00.290 --> 00:15:01.509
Seriously?

319
00:15:01.639 --> 00:15:03.076
You turds made this?

320
00:15:03.206 --> 00:15:04.338
Yeah.

321
00:15:05.556 --> 00:15:07.602
All right, so check it.
You gotta pour it like this.

322
00:15:07.732 --> 00:15:10.083
And don't drink the stuff
on the bottom.

323
00:15:11.519 --> 00:15:12.781
Copy that.

324
00:15:20.789 --> 00:15:21.877
Moment of truth.

325
00:15:28.144 --> 00:15:29.102
Well?

326
00:15:29.929 --> 00:15:31.931
Goddamn, fellas.

327
00:15:32.061 --> 00:15:33.410
It's not shit.

328
00:15:36.892 --> 00:15:39.242
- It's drinkable as fuck.
- Drinkable as fuck!

329
00:15:39.373 --> 00:15:40.809
Oh, yeah, dude!

330
00:15:40.940 --> 00:15:42.550
That's going on
the fucking sticker for sure!

331
00:15:45.205 --> 00:15:46.858
All, right, can we put you down
for a case?

332
00:15:47.903 --> 00:15:49.252
Whoo!

333
00:15:52.429 --> 00:15:53.865
Well, you know the rules.

334
00:15:54.779 --> 00:15:56.216
No glass on deck.

335
00:15:56.825 --> 00:15:58.740
Yes, sir.

336
00:16:13.885 --> 00:16:15.583
The water's piss-warm, dude.

337
00:16:15.713 --> 00:16:19.543
Yeah. Ron always cranks it
for the invitationals.

338
00:16:19.674 --> 00:16:21.502
Hey, we need to bag
some summer jobs.

339
00:16:21.632 --> 00:16:23.199
- You think you can hook us up?
- No.

340
00:16:23.330 --> 00:16:25.985
It's not gonna fly.
You gotta be 16 to guard.

341
00:16:26.115 --> 00:16:27.725
Ron might budge
on the Eagle Scout,

342
00:16:27.856 --> 00:16:29.684
but definitely
not on you.

343
00:16:29.814 --> 00:16:33.166
Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool.
Me and A.J. are a package deal.

344
00:16:33.296 --> 00:16:36.212
Shit, you can ask the Bravo boys
if they need an extra hand.

345
00:16:36.343 --> 00:16:37.909
With what?

346
00:16:38.040 --> 00:16:39.346
They're planning on running
that thing this summer.

347
00:16:39.476 --> 00:16:41.565
What thing?
- That thing.

348
00:16:42.305 --> 00:16:43.828
The Snack Shack.

349
00:16:44.916 --> 00:16:47.876
So does their family,
like, own it or something?

350
00:16:48.007 --> 00:16:49.095
No, Bravos don't own it.
City owns it.

351
00:16:49.225 --> 00:16:50.357
Yo, toss me your keys.

352
00:16:50.487 --> 00:16:52.272
I want to see
inside that fucker.

353
00:16:52.402 --> 00:16:53.708
Don't have any.

354
00:16:53.838 --> 00:16:55.144
Snack Shack's totally
separate from the pool.

355
00:16:55.275 --> 00:16:57.016
Okay, so they rent it
from the city?

356
00:16:57.146 --> 00:16:59.105
No, I think it gets bid out
through Parks & Rec.

357
00:16:59.235 --> 00:17:01.803
- Okay, how's that work?
- I don't know, dude.

358
00:17:01.933 --> 00:17:03.283
I think they bid it out

359
00:17:03.413 --> 00:17:04.936
at the city council
meeting tomorrow.

360
00:17:05.067 --> 00:17:06.721
How much the Bravos
throw down on that sucker?

361
00:17:06.851 --> 00:17:09.419
Ask them. They're gonna be
at the sunken lot tonight.

362
00:17:15.469 --> 00:17:17.210
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

363
00:17:17.340 --> 00:17:19.908
That we hit the sunken lot,
dump some beer,

364
00:17:20.039 --> 00:17:21.866
get intel on
the Bravo boys' bid,

365
00:17:21.997 --> 00:17:24.173
then rat-fuck them at the city
council meeting tomorrow night.

366
00:18:18.532 --> 00:18:20.708
Yo! Shit pig.

367
00:18:21.448 --> 00:18:22.492
You all right?

368
00:18:23.145 --> 00:18:25.321
Huh? Me?

369
00:18:25.452 --> 00:18:27.758
Yeah. You, like,
having a fit or something?

370
00:18:27.889 --> 00:18:30.848
Oh. It's just allergies.
It's like...

371
00:18:30.979 --> 00:18:33.982
- Allergies?
- Grass, pollen, ragw--

372
00:18:34.113 --> 00:18:35.853
Yeah, like the movie about
the kid in the plastic bubble?

373
00:18:35.984 --> 00:18:38.378
No. No, it's not
like him at all.

374
00:18:38.508 --> 00:18:39.509
- I'm nothing like that.
- Yeah, right.

375
00:18:39.640 --> 00:18:41.207
Seriously.

376
00:18:43.122 --> 00:18:44.775
Oh, God, you are
totally like him.

377
00:18:44.906 --> 00:18:45.907
Sorry.

378
00:18:46.908 --> 00:18:48.866
What is that?

379
00:18:49.650 --> 00:18:50.651
My hanky?

380
00:18:52.087 --> 00:18:53.610
Your hanky?

381
00:18:53.741 --> 00:18:55.656
Oh, it's not mine.
It's actually my dad's.

382
00:18:55.786 --> 00:18:57.962
Your dad loaned you
his fucking snot-rag?

383
00:18:58.093 --> 00:18:59.225
Just temporarily.

384
00:19:01.270 --> 00:19:02.924
Sorry, I'm not usually
like this.

385
00:19:03.054 --> 00:19:04.839
I-I-I just took a Benadryl.

386
00:19:04.969 --> 00:19:05.970
So...

387
00:19:09.017 --> 00:19:10.671
Why are you doing that?

388
00:19:10.801 --> 00:19:12.977
It's a free country, shit pig.

389
00:19:13.108 --> 00:19:15.545
Close your mouth, you look like
a fucking grass carp.

390
00:19:19.636 --> 00:19:21.638
God, I don't know why
Leah's so into you.

391
00:19:21.769 --> 00:19:23.988
She made it out
like you were a real catch.

392
00:19:24.119 --> 00:19:26.426
Oh. So you're, like,
Leah's cousin or something?

393
00:19:26.556 --> 00:19:27.818
Doi.

394
00:19:28.515 --> 00:19:30.691
And lucky me, she's only
35 miles south of Offutt,

395
00:19:30.821 --> 00:19:32.823
so this shithole gets
to be my reality all summer.

396
00:19:32.954 --> 00:19:34.303
Hmm.

397
00:19:34.434 --> 00:19:36.349
Hey, what's the suicide rate
in this hick town?

398
00:19:38.307 --> 00:19:39.395
Is that marijuana?

399
00:19:39.526 --> 00:19:40.788
What? Are you allergic?

400
00:19:43.269 --> 00:19:44.357
Oh, shit.

401
00:19:48.230 --> 00:19:49.797
What is happening right now?

402
00:19:49.927 --> 00:19:51.929
I just, uh...

403
00:19:52.887 --> 00:19:53.931
It's dinner.

404
00:19:56.107 --> 00:19:57.065
I should go.

405
00:19:57.196 --> 00:19:58.501
I guess so.

406
00:19:58.632 --> 00:20:00.024
See you around, shit pig.

407
00:20:01.939 --> 00:20:03.680
Sooey!

408
00:20:10.687 --> 00:20:12.298
So, how's the job hunt
coming along?

409
00:20:12.428 --> 00:20:13.951
Mom, it's been like 48 hours.

410
00:20:14.082 --> 00:20:15.344
Watch the sass back.

411
00:20:15.475 --> 00:20:17.738
Mm, I got an auction
in two weeks.

412
00:20:17.868 --> 00:20:21.350
Ordered you a medium
with the new logo, just in case.

413
00:20:21.481 --> 00:20:22.873
It's polo style this year.

414
00:20:23.004 --> 00:20:25.006
- And salmon.
- Mm! Chrissy's idea.

415
00:20:25.136 --> 00:20:26.529
I designed them.

416
00:20:27.400 --> 00:20:28.923
Have you thought
about mowing lawns?

417
00:20:29.053 --> 00:20:30.446
Now that's an idea.

418
00:20:30.577 --> 00:20:32.753
Are you kidding me?
This is me after one lawn.

419
00:20:32.883 --> 00:20:34.798
Oh, come on, nothing a little
Benadryl couldn't level out.

420
00:20:34.929 --> 00:20:36.235
- God bless you.
- Bless you.

421
00:20:36.365 --> 00:20:37.888
This is Benadryl.
I'm the fricking poster boy.

422
00:20:38.019 --> 00:20:39.281
- No fricks.
- No fricks.

423
00:20:39.412 --> 00:20:40.978
- Stuff it, Chrissy.
- You stuff it.

424
00:20:41.109 --> 00:20:43.242
- Stuff it big time.
- Zip it.

425
00:20:51.946 --> 00:20:55.297
Hey, Mom, there's a study group
tonight for the Civics final.

426
00:20:55.428 --> 00:20:56.777
Does it involve Moose?

427
00:20:56.907 --> 00:20:58.474
No. It's over at Beaumont's.

428
00:20:58.605 --> 00:21:01.347
- There's a fella with a plan.
- Such a go-getter.

429
00:21:01.477 --> 00:21:04.437
Maybe you could tag-team
with his mowing business,

430
00:21:04.567 --> 00:21:06.177
start some kind of lawn empire.

431
00:21:06.743 --> 00:21:10.834
No. I don't want to start a lawn
empire with Jason Beaumont.

432
00:21:10.965 --> 00:21:12.836
I just want to cram
for the Civics test.

433
00:21:12.967 --> 00:21:14.751
Watch the sass back.

434
00:21:15.317 --> 00:21:17.101
- Ten p.m.
- Ten?

435
00:21:17.232 --> 00:21:19.278
Mom, come on, it doesn't
even start until eight--

436
00:21:19.408 --> 00:21:21.192
Ten fifteen.
You're still grounded, buddy.

437
00:21:21.323 --> 00:21:23.151
Eleven.

438
00:21:23.282 --> 00:21:24.979
Here we go now.
Gonna let it go now.

439
00:21:25.109 --> 00:21:27.198
We're gonna start now at 10,
10, we'll bring it up to 10:15.

440
00:21:27.329 --> 00:21:29.200
- We're taking the 10:15.
- Hey!

441
00:21:29.331 --> 00:21:30.593
All the way up to 11,
we're looking at 11.

442
00:21:30.724 --> 00:21:32.291
Eleven's too high. Grounded.[Judge] Hey!

443
00:21:32.421 --> 00:21:34.336
Bring it all the way back,
now 10:30, now 10:15.

444
00:21:34.467 --> 00:21:37.644
10:15 it's gonna be,
and I'm giving you 10:15.

445
00:21:37.774 --> 00:21:39.080
- Sold now.
- Sold!

446
00:21:41.125 --> 00:21:43.432
<i>♪ I was clowning in class
like I usually do... ♪</i>

447
00:21:45.391 --> 00:21:47.436
Dude, I can't believe
we just dumped two cases.

448
00:21:47.567 --> 00:21:49.090
Two cases is pussy.

449
00:21:49.220 --> 00:21:50.874
Look at all these
college kids.

450
00:21:51.005 --> 00:21:52.659
We gotta partner up
with some frats.

451
00:21:52.789 --> 00:21:54.791
Get our foot soldiers
in UNL, UNO,

452
00:21:54.922 --> 00:21:56.750
fucking Peru State.

453
00:21:56.880 --> 00:21:58.882
Dude, we could be offloading 400
gallons of Real Beer a month.

454
00:21:59.013 --> 00:22:00.057
Easy.

455
00:22:10.416 --> 00:22:12.374
Hey, watch where you're going, prep.

456
00:22:12.505 --> 00:22:14.768
- Sorry, dude.
- What did you just fucking say?

457
00:22:16.857 --> 00:22:18.162
We got a problem here?

458
00:22:18.293 --> 00:22:20.164
There is so not a problem.

459
00:22:20.295 --> 00:22:22.341
I didn't know
he was with you.

460
00:22:22.471 --> 00:22:24.255
Sorry. It won't happen again.

461
00:22:27.520 --> 00:22:30.000
Shane fucking Workman!

462
00:22:37.268 --> 00:22:39.358
Oh, Bravos.
Right over there.

463
00:22:39.488 --> 00:22:41.882
Okay, I've got this shit.
Hang back in the wings.

464
00:22:47.148 --> 00:22:48.541
Hey, what's up, boys?

465
00:22:48.671 --> 00:22:50.369
Who the fuck
are you assholes?

466
00:22:50.499 --> 00:22:53.502
Moose Miller.
This is my associate, A.J.

467
00:22:53.633 --> 00:22:55.286
We're the guys behind Real Beer.

468
00:22:55.417 --> 00:22:56.723
Real Beer?

469
00:22:56.853 --> 00:22:58.594
Yeah, that beer you're drinking.

470
00:22:58.725 --> 00:23:00.422
Wh-- You made this?

471
00:23:00.553 --> 00:23:01.945
Yeah, man.

472
00:23:02.076 --> 00:23:03.556
We're still finalizing
the design on the logo,

473
00:23:03.686 --> 00:23:06.472
but that next batch will look
as good as it tastes.

474
00:23:06.602 --> 00:23:08.125
How old are you guys?

475
00:23:08.256 --> 00:23:09.692
- Fourteen.
- Sixteen.

476
00:23:11.564 --> 00:23:13.261
Almost fifteen.

477
00:23:13.392 --> 00:23:15.045
Oh, yeah. I know this guy.

478
00:23:15.176 --> 00:23:17.091
You're the judge's kid,
aren't you?

479
00:23:17.570 --> 00:23:19.572
Yeah, he did our mom and dad's
divorce.

480
00:23:19.963 --> 00:23:21.356
Huh?

481
00:23:21.487 --> 00:23:24.054
I said your dad did
our mom and dad's divorce!

482
00:23:25.665 --> 00:23:27.971
So, uh, we heard you guys
are renting the Snack Shack

483
00:23:28.102 --> 00:23:29.625
out of the pool this summer.

484
00:23:29.756 --> 00:23:31.235
Yeah. So what?

485
00:23:31.366 --> 00:23:32.715
Well, Shane had mentioned

486
00:23:32.846 --> 00:23:34.935
that you guys might need
some extra hands.

487
00:23:35.065 --> 00:23:37.067
- Nah, we're cool.
- We can handle it ourselves.

488
00:23:37.198 --> 00:23:38.982
It's probably a real
gravy train, huh?

489
00:23:39.983 --> 00:23:41.158
We do all right.

490
00:23:41.289 --> 00:23:42.421
Mm-hmm.

491
00:23:43.726 --> 00:23:45.424
What's it cost to rent it out?

492
00:23:47.687 --> 00:23:49.950
Three grand my ass.
They're bluffing, big time.

493
00:23:50.080 --> 00:23:52.431
I don't know, dude.
A grand a month seems legit.

494
00:23:52.561 --> 00:23:55.912
Chump change compared to what
the fucker could turn over.

495
00:23:56.565 --> 00:24:00.003
Look, I say we go full tilt
on the Snack Shack.

496
00:24:03.659 --> 00:24:05.008
What's the pH at?

497
00:24:05.922 --> 00:24:07.707
It's a hair over 5.2.

498
00:24:09.360 --> 00:24:11.580
All right.
I should go.

499
00:24:11.711 --> 00:24:13.887
Jean'll kill me.
Fucker's definitely leaking.

500
00:24:14.017 --> 00:24:16.324
It's not. Look, dude,

501
00:24:16.455 --> 00:24:20.371
even if it took us all of June
to break even on the 3K,

502
00:24:20.502 --> 00:24:22.678
it'd still tee us up right
in the sweet spot of the summer.

503
00:24:22.809 --> 00:24:24.724
Fucking Fourth of July
to mid-August?

504
00:24:24.854 --> 00:24:26.726
That's like six weeks
of straight Profit Town.

505
00:24:26.856 --> 00:24:29.293
We can't cover three grand.
We're 1,600 bucks short.

506
00:24:29.424 --> 00:24:31.252
Yeah? So, look,

507
00:24:32.645 --> 00:24:34.211
I want to pitch you an idea.

508
00:24:34.777 --> 00:24:36.387
The whole kit and caboodle?

509
00:24:37.563 --> 00:24:39.173
Yeah. Yes... Yes, ma'am.

510
00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:42.829
Take off those glasses.

511
00:24:44.047 --> 00:24:45.396
Is there a problem here?

512
00:24:50.401 --> 00:24:52.055
- Goddamn.
- I can't believe I let you

513
00:24:52.186 --> 00:24:54.014
talk me into
this diaper shit, Moose.

514
00:24:54.144 --> 00:24:56.843
Like I had to twist your arm at
18 percent, you fucking shyster.

515
00:24:57.844 --> 00:24:59.628
Plus, you're the one
without a joint account, dude.

516
00:24:59.759 --> 00:25:02.109
- Why are we wearing suits?
- We look like power players

517
00:25:02.239 --> 00:25:04.154
that come in and cash out 2K
in a New York minute.

518
00:25:04.285 --> 00:25:06.983
Oh, my God.
She's talking to the manager.

519
00:25:09.203 --> 00:25:10.770
Dude, don't get your tits
in a ringer.

520
00:25:10.900 --> 00:25:12.728
I bet it's just protocol
for any withdrawal over a grand.

521
00:25:12.859 --> 00:25:14.338
No, that's Neil Bruning.

522
00:25:14.469 --> 00:25:16.166
He's in bridge club
with my parents and his wife.

523
00:25:16.297 --> 00:25:18.342
Bruning can't say shit, bitch.
It's not a joint account.

524
00:25:18.473 --> 00:25:20.388
A.J.

525
00:25:20.519 --> 00:25:23.434
Pretty chunky withdrawal for
a school day, don't you think?

526
00:25:25.741 --> 00:25:27.656
We're entrepreneurs.

527
00:25:27.787 --> 00:25:29.353
All right, last on the agenda:

528
00:25:29.484 --> 00:25:31.834
the concession stand
out at Steinhart Pool.

529
00:25:31.965 --> 00:25:33.793
Scooter, I understand
the bids are in?

530
00:25:33.923 --> 00:25:37.231
Uh, just a single, Mike.
From Chris and Jeff Bravo.

531
00:25:37.361 --> 00:25:38.667
To the tune of--

532
00:25:38.798 --> 00:25:40.408
- Hold on!
- Hey, wait! Stop.

533
00:25:41.627 --> 00:25:45.152
That is three thousand
and one...

534
00:25:47.197 --> 00:25:48.721
USD.

535
00:25:48.851 --> 00:25:50.766
Our bid for the concession stand
at the Steinhart Pool.

536
00:25:50.897 --> 00:25:51.811
In singles?

537
00:25:51.941 --> 00:25:53.290
Oh, it's a bit unorthodox,

538
00:25:53.421 --> 00:25:54.727
but the council
will consider all bids,

539
00:25:54.857 --> 00:25:55.989
proposed or otherwise.

540
00:25:56.119 --> 00:25:57.817
- Correct, Mr. Mayor?
- Aye.

541
00:25:58.426 --> 00:25:59.732
And the Bravos?

542
00:25:59.862 --> 00:26:01.560
It looks like a check for...

543
00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:04.258
$300.

544
00:26:07.261 --> 00:26:08.436
Well, boys,

545
00:26:09.089 --> 00:26:11.221
you've got yourself
a Snack Shack.

546
00:26:16.749 --> 00:26:19.447
<i>What the hell
were you two idiots thinking?</i>

547
00:26:19.578 --> 00:26:20.840
We have spent the last two hours

548
00:26:20.970 --> 00:26:21.971
- trying to track you down!
- Where is that money?

549
00:26:22.102 --> 00:26:24.017
Here, that's 400 right there.

550
00:26:24.147 --> 00:26:25.932
400?[Judge] Where's the rest?

551
00:26:26.062 --> 00:26:27.934
I've got Bruning telling me you
drained your savings account.

552
00:26:28.064 --> 00:26:29.675
This is tied
with the gambling, isn't it?

553
00:26:29.805 --> 00:26:31.677
No, Mrs. C--[both] Shut the frick up!

554
00:26:31.807 --> 00:26:33.722
We went down
to the city council meeting

555
00:26:33.853 --> 00:26:37.030
and we bid on the Snack Shack
at Steinhart Pool, and we won.

556
00:26:37.160 --> 00:26:40.381
You bid $2,000 on the Snack
Shack at the swimming pool?

557
00:26:40.511 --> 00:26:42.209
Actually, we bid three.

558
00:26:42.339 --> 00:26:44.298
And that money there
is for supplies and stuff.

559
00:26:44.428 --> 00:26:46.126
Supplies and stuff?

560
00:26:46.256 --> 00:26:48.345
Jean! Hand me that damn phone!

561
00:26:52.959 --> 00:26:54.264
Hello? Carters.

562
00:26:54.395 --> 00:26:56.005
Les?

563
00:26:56.136 --> 00:26:57.659
<i>I just found
a still in my basement.</i>

564
00:26:57.790 --> 00:26:59.879
<i>The boys are making alcohol.</i>

565
00:27:05.928 --> 00:27:08.627
I thought his waterbed
had popped, but it was hooch.

566
00:27:08.757 --> 00:27:10.716
Leaked out all the way
to the basement steps.

567
00:27:11.630 --> 00:27:13.196
It's a science project.

568
00:27:13.327 --> 00:27:15.372
Oh, bullshit!

569
00:27:17.070 --> 00:27:19.072
Five bucks says they were gonna
peddle this shit to kids.

570
00:27:19.202 --> 00:27:20.203
No.

571
00:27:20.334 --> 00:27:22.379
No. No!

572
00:27:28.995 --> 00:27:31.258
What is wrong with you?

573
00:27:41.877 --> 00:27:44.575
Hey, Dad? Can I say something?

574
00:27:46.360 --> 00:27:48.318
<i>And our lucky 16th caller</i>

575
00:27:48.449 --> 00:27:50.277
<i>will receive not one,</i>

576
00:27:50.407 --> 00:27:53.628
<i>but two tickets to see
Mannheim Steamroller live</i>

577
00:27:53.759 --> 00:27:55.630
<i>this September
at the Orpheum.</i>

578
00:27:55.761 --> 00:27:59.025
<i>Again, that's 187-3348</i>

579
00:27:59.155 --> 00:28:00.591
<i>for the studio line.</i>

580
00:28:00.722 --> 00:28:02.245
<i>Coming up at the top
of the hour,</i>

581
00:28:02.376 --> 00:28:05.466
<i>we've got the Ag Report,
followed by Party Line.</i>

582
00:28:09.949 --> 00:28:11.124
How could you?

583
00:28:11.254 --> 00:28:13.474
That money was for college.

584
00:28:14.344 --> 00:28:15.868
Or a car.

585
00:28:20.655 --> 00:28:22.048
Mom...

586
00:28:40.675 --> 00:28:41.545
Oh, man.

587
00:28:42.808 --> 00:28:44.287
This place is wrecked.

588
00:28:44.418 --> 00:28:46.725
It's a... It's a total shithole.

589
00:28:48.639 --> 00:28:49.597
Yeah.

590
00:28:51.338 --> 00:28:52.905
But it's our shithole.

591
00:29:08.834 --> 00:29:10.487
Fuck.

592
00:29:13.403 --> 00:29:14.491
Where's the fridge?

593
00:29:14.622 --> 00:29:16.102
How the fuck should I know?

594
00:29:16.929 --> 00:29:19.105
There's no fridge.
There's no microwave.

595
00:29:20.280 --> 00:29:22.369
That's a double punch
to the dick.

596
00:29:22.499 --> 00:29:25.676
Why is the floor
so fucking sticky? God!

597
00:29:25.807 --> 00:29:27.156
And I'm pretty sure
that's rat shit.

598
00:29:27.287 --> 00:29:29.115
All right, bitch.
Let's get to work.

599
00:29:29.245 --> 00:29:30.899
We need this fucker
spick-and-span

600
00:29:31.030 --> 00:29:32.945
in case some inspector comes
sniffing around. I'm serious.

601
00:29:33.075 --> 00:29:34.903
Wait, wait, what the fuck
are you gonna do, Moose?

602
00:29:36.992 --> 00:29:38.472
- Are you for real?
- Yeah.

603
00:29:38.602 --> 00:29:40.387
I gotta handle
all the upper management shit.

604
00:29:40.517 --> 00:29:42.868
- Upper management?
- Fucko, we're ten days out.

605
00:29:42.998 --> 00:29:44.652
We don't have a candy
distributor locked.

606
00:29:44.783 --> 00:29:47.133
No chips. No pop. No fridge.
No nuker. No fucking money.

607
00:29:47.263 --> 00:29:49.439
- What do you think I'm doing?
- We're absolutely fucked.

608
00:29:49.570 --> 00:29:51.006
No, we're not fucked.

609
00:29:51.137 --> 00:29:52.791
My parents are gonna send me
to military school.

610
00:29:52.921 --> 00:29:54.749
Calm the fuck down. No one's
going to military school.

611
00:29:54.880 --> 00:29:56.229
All right, look, have a smoke.

612
00:29:56.359 --> 00:29:57.404
Okay.

613
00:30:02.844 --> 00:30:05.586
New deal. We gotta resurrect
one of the old schemes.

614
00:30:05.716 --> 00:30:07.501
Make some quick cash
to float the first week.

615
00:30:07.631 --> 00:30:10.112
- You still holding any Utilac?
- I think I've got ten cans.

616
00:30:10.243 --> 00:30:12.419
- Then we run Curbs-n-Candy.
- With what candy, Moose?

617
00:30:12.549 --> 00:30:14.464
Those Boy Scout chocolates.
Those Turtles.

618
00:30:14.595 --> 00:30:16.989
- No, that shit's pre-Webelos.
- Who gives a shit?

619
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:19.078
It's not like some old bird's
gonna check the expiration date.

620
00:30:19.208 --> 00:30:21.558
God.
You're subhuman.

621
00:30:21.689 --> 00:30:23.386
You know that, right?

622
00:30:24.039 --> 00:30:25.780
Oh, shit, dude.
I bet that's the Aksarben rep.

623
00:30:25.911 --> 00:30:28.217
I left the payphone number
with some chick at corporate.

624
00:30:28.348 --> 00:30:30.002
Just scrub the vermin shit, okay?

625
00:30:30.132 --> 00:30:31.351
I'll be back in a flash.

626
00:30:46.845 --> 00:30:48.498
Again, Mrs. Havercamp,

627
00:30:48.629 --> 00:30:52.024
we're talking a top-of-the-line,
aerosol-based Utilac 490.

628
00:30:52.154 --> 00:30:55.157
Aesthetically, it is
a stunning, high-gloss finish.

629
00:30:55.288 --> 00:30:57.464
- Who are you with again?
- SprayTech Industries, ma'am.

630
00:30:57.594 --> 00:30:59.945
We specialize in aerosol-based
paint solution.

631
00:31:00.075 --> 00:31:02.077
Wait, what is all this?

632
00:31:02.208 --> 00:31:06.125
Oh, we'll paint your address
on your street curb.

633
00:31:11.434 --> 00:31:13.175
No. I don't think so.

634
00:31:13.306 --> 00:31:17.614
Well, then might we offer you
a delicious four-pack

635
00:31:17.745 --> 00:31:20.487
of milk chocolate Turtles?

636
00:31:25.535 --> 00:31:27.146
Yo, here's the sitch.

637
00:31:28.756 --> 00:31:30.497
Homeboy's wanting to know
if we'd do two-fifty

638
00:31:30.627 --> 00:31:32.194
and all this for the paint job.

639
00:31:34.631 --> 00:31:36.807
- Is that a bucket of golf balls?
- Uh-huh.

640
00:31:36.938 --> 00:31:38.331
Come on, have some dignity,
Moose.

641
00:31:38.461 --> 00:31:39.810
No, dude, there are some
heavy hitters in here.

642
00:31:39.941 --> 00:31:41.334
Pings, Callaways.

643
00:31:41.464 --> 00:31:43.249
Fucking this dude's
clean as a whistle.

644
00:31:43.379 --> 00:31:45.033
Okay.

645
00:31:45.164 --> 00:31:47.209
I mean, I guess we could
go down to the golf course,

646
00:31:47.340 --> 00:31:49.124
gank a couple empty three-packs
from the dumpster

647
00:31:49.255 --> 00:31:50.865
behind the clubhouse,
dress them up like new.

648
00:31:50.996 --> 00:31:53.650
Dude, we can flip those bitches
for five bucks a pop.

649
00:31:54.564 --> 00:31:56.915
Yeah, okay, I'm in.

650
00:32:01.354 --> 00:32:02.703
Alrighty, Willy.

651
00:32:03.312 --> 00:32:04.531
Sold.

652
00:32:09.231 --> 00:32:11.103
That's insane.

653
00:32:11.233 --> 00:32:13.801
Yeah, true story.
Come on in.

654
00:32:13.932 --> 00:32:15.846
- Go on, take a seat.
- Yo, dude.

655
00:32:15.977 --> 00:32:17.109
Change okay?

656
00:32:17.239 --> 00:32:18.937
Oh, yeah.
Count it, dude.

657
00:32:19.067 --> 00:32:20.982
Uh, okay, I noticed

658
00:32:21.113 --> 00:32:22.331
all these <i>Wall Street Journals.</i>
Jesus Christ.

659
00:32:22.462 --> 00:32:24.203
Ah! You want to play the market, huh?

660
00:32:24.333 --> 00:32:26.553
- Yes, yes. Big time.
- Well...

661
00:32:28.207 --> 00:32:29.948
I've got two words for you.

662
00:32:32.515 --> 00:32:34.169
Tucson Electric.

663
00:32:34.300 --> 00:32:35.823
<i>Tucson Electric?</i>

664
00:32:35.954 --> 00:32:38.173
Come on, that geezer's brain
was totally pickled.

665
00:32:38.304 --> 00:32:39.870
I don't think so, dude.

666
00:32:40.001 --> 00:32:41.742
Willy's got the skinny.
You see all those WSJs?

667
00:32:41.872 --> 00:32:43.657
Yeah, I saw them.
Half of them were yellow.

668
00:32:43.787 --> 00:32:45.354
1985 yellow.

669
00:32:45.485 --> 00:32:47.269
Fucking porch smelled like
a men's shelter.

670
00:32:47.400 --> 00:32:49.445
He's throwing us a bone
'cause he digs our vibe, dude.

671
00:32:49.576 --> 00:32:52.492
I'm telling you, we should think
about dumping like half our ROI

672
00:32:52.622 --> 00:32:54.233
- into Tucson Electric.
- Moose!

673
00:32:54.363 --> 00:32:56.365
We're running a bunch of schemes
to pay for the fuck-ups

674
00:32:56.496 --> 00:32:57.888
on a job we haven't
even started yet.

675
00:32:58.019 --> 00:33:00.152
Just keep an open mind, bitch.
Damn.

676
00:33:11.641 --> 00:33:12.816
Hey.

677
00:33:13.600 --> 00:33:15.036
Shit pig.

678
00:33:17.734 --> 00:33:18.997
You're looking low.

679
00:33:19.954 --> 00:33:21.303
Maybe this'll jazz things up.

680
00:33:22.391 --> 00:33:23.914
What do you think?

681
00:33:26.221 --> 00:33:27.527
It's hideous.

682
00:33:27.788 --> 00:33:30.182
Oh, come on. It's solid gold.
Hold that sucker up.

683
00:33:33.794 --> 00:33:34.969
Wait...

684
00:33:35.883 --> 00:33:37.450
That's another keeper.

685
00:33:37.580 --> 00:33:39.756
It tells a story.
Like an evolution.

686
00:33:42.890 --> 00:33:44.239
An evolution?

687
00:33:44.370 --> 00:33:45.545
Yeah.

688
00:33:47.155 --> 00:33:48.156
Cool.

689
00:33:50.680 --> 00:33:52.508
So, what's your name?

690
00:33:53.161 --> 00:33:55.598
Whoa, shit pig.
Are you flirting with me?

691
00:33:57.209 --> 00:33:58.862
[Leah] Brooke?

692
00:33:58.993 --> 00:34:01.604
Yo.
- Gimme a ride to Chompy Cone?

693
00:34:01.735 --> 00:34:03.911
Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in the Jeep,
girl. Buckle up.

694
00:34:06.870 --> 00:34:08.046
Hi, A.J.

695
00:34:08.829 --> 00:34:09.917
Hey.

696
00:34:11.875 --> 00:34:13.486
Summer jobs in Hicksville.

697
00:34:13.616 --> 00:34:15.488
Any ideas?

698
00:34:16.097 --> 00:34:18.491
I don't do polo shirts
or visors.

699
00:34:19.231 --> 00:34:21.668
I don't do polo shirts either,
so...

700
00:34:22.364 --> 00:34:24.105
Hmm, you are flirting with me.

701
00:34:26.455 --> 00:34:27.848
Oh, uh, can you swim?

702
00:34:30.807 --> 00:34:31.982
Yeah.

703
00:34:34.550 --> 00:34:35.725
Smell that?

704
00:34:36.944 --> 00:34:38.511
On par with pussy.

705
00:34:39.816 --> 00:34:43.646
Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple
boxes fall off the truck?

706
00:34:44.473 --> 00:34:46.432
I don't know
what you're talking about.

707
00:34:46.562 --> 00:34:48.869
Look, is your mom or dad around?

708
00:34:48.999 --> 00:34:51.045
I need a Hancock
to square up on this invoice.

709
00:34:51.176 --> 00:34:53.395
Nah, man, me and homeboy here
are 50/50 on this bitch.

710
00:34:53.526 --> 00:34:55.571
I'm the one that set
everything up with Donna at HQ.

711
00:34:55.702 --> 00:34:57.225
- No shit.
- Mm-hmm.

712
00:34:57.356 --> 00:34:59.575
So check it,
so that's $350 right there,

713
00:34:59.706 --> 00:35:00.924
but don't sweat the change.

714
00:35:01.055 --> 00:35:03.101
Are you gonna be
our regular driver, Dean?

715
00:35:03.231 --> 00:35:05.233
Yup. Thursdays around 11
if you got an order in.

716
00:35:05.364 --> 00:35:07.279
All right, here's a little
something for you.

717
00:35:07.409 --> 00:35:09.281
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Let me see that blade.

718
00:35:16.288 --> 00:35:17.898
Hold on to this.

719
00:35:18.681 --> 00:35:20.944
Bring it back if some peanut
M&M's ever fall off the truck.

720
00:35:21.075 --> 00:35:22.120
You feel me?

721
00:35:28.822 --> 00:35:30.258
What the fuck are you doing?

722
00:35:31.129 --> 00:35:32.173
What do you mean?

723
00:35:33.479 --> 00:35:35.872
We're still short,
and you're bleeding out Grants

724
00:35:36.003 --> 00:35:38.310
to Dean the delivery guy?

725
00:35:38.440 --> 00:35:41.008
Yeah, but watch how it
boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold.

726
00:35:41.139 --> 00:35:42.488
I don't want to watch it
boomerang back, Moose.

727
00:35:42.618 --> 00:35:44.185
I want to get out
of the fucking hole.

728
00:35:46.361 --> 00:35:47.667
Lip thing.

729
00:35:48.363 --> 00:35:51.366
Look, there's a poker game
tonight at Duff Warfield's.

730
00:35:51.497 --> 00:35:52.715
Fifty-dollar buy-ins.

731
00:35:52.846 --> 00:35:54.108
We sweep that shit,
we're in like Flynn.

732
00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:55.196
First week's covered.

733
00:35:56.154 --> 00:35:58.504
And if we lose?A.J., these guys are farm team.

734
00:35:58.634 --> 00:36:01.724
We're talking sure shot.
Like taking candy from a baby.

735
00:36:02.377 --> 00:36:04.118
You haven't even said shit
about the fridge yet.

736
00:36:04.249 --> 00:36:06.425
- You're welcome.
- Yeah, it fucking reeks.

737
00:36:07.165 --> 00:36:08.688
- Where'd you get it?
- Fusselman's.

738
00:36:08.818 --> 00:36:10.255
Sucker's only five years old.

739
00:36:10.385 --> 00:36:12.300
Can you believe
they'd dump this baby?

740
00:36:12.779 --> 00:36:15.651
You got our fridge
from the funeral home?

741
00:36:15.782 --> 00:36:17.131
Yeah. Nuker too.

742
00:36:17.262 --> 00:36:18.524
Shit was a steal on Party Line.

743
00:36:18.654 --> 00:36:20.221
Plus, they fucking delivered,
dude...

744
00:36:20.352 --> 00:36:21.788
for a small fee.

745
00:36:21.918 --> 00:36:23.920
- Wait, what did you say?
- Look, just get her stocked.

746
00:36:24.051 --> 00:36:26.227
Okay? Anything chocolate
goes in the freezer.

747
00:36:26.358 --> 00:36:28.621
I gotta move on some hot dogs
back at the IGA.

748
00:36:28.751 --> 00:36:30.971
They practically give them away
when they're down to the wire.

749
00:36:31.101 --> 00:36:32.538
- Okay, I'll see you.
- Wait...

750
00:36:45.203 --> 00:36:47.074
<i>♪ Okay,
what is it tonight? ♪</i>

751
00:36:49.511 --> 00:36:52.819
<i>♪ Please just tell me
what the hell is wrong ♪</i>

752
00:36:54.081 --> 00:36:55.865
<i>♪ Do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna sleep? ♪</i>

753
00:36:55.996 --> 00:36:57.345
<i>♪ Do you wanna drown? ♪</i>

754
00:36:57.476 --> 00:36:58.912
<i>♪ Just settle down ♪</i>

755
00:36:59.042 --> 00:37:00.914
<i>♪ Settle down, settle down ♪</i>

756
00:37:02.176 --> 00:37:04.831
<i>♪ I'll give you give candy,
give you diamonds ♪</i>

757
00:37:04.961 --> 00:37:07.616
<i>♪ Give you pills, I'll give you
anything you want ♪</i>

758
00:37:07.747 --> 00:37:09.705
Hey.
<i>♪ Hundred-dollar bills ♪</i>

759
00:37:10.837 --> 00:37:13.709
<i>♪ I even let you hear the songs
I want to sing ♪</i>

760
00:37:13.840 --> 00:37:16.277
<i>♪ I'll give you anything,
anything, anything ♪</i>

761
00:37:16.408 --> 00:37:17.539
What's up, shit pig?

762
00:37:21.630 --> 00:37:23.719
Those dance moves
are straight cringe.

763
00:37:25.808 --> 00:37:26.679
Hmm.

764
00:37:27.201 --> 00:37:28.724
So is this your little hovel?

765
00:37:31.684 --> 00:37:33.642
Come on, give me a hand.

766
00:37:43.609 --> 00:37:45.828
So...

767
00:37:46.829 --> 00:37:48.048
Talk to your boy yet?

768
00:37:50.529 --> 00:37:52.357
My... my boy?

769
00:37:54.141 --> 00:37:55.447
Yeah, about getting me a job?

770
00:37:55.577 --> 00:37:56.796
<i>All right.</i>

771
00:37:57.362 --> 00:37:59.015
Show me an armpit tow.

772
00:38:01.279 --> 00:38:02.497
On that skanky thing?

773
00:38:10.810 --> 00:38:11.985
Relax, shit pig.

774
00:38:12.115 --> 00:38:13.595
This doesn't mean
we're going steady.

775
00:38:14.292 --> 00:38:15.597
Can you stop
calling me that?

776
00:38:16.685 --> 00:38:17.817
Never.

777
00:38:21.647 --> 00:38:23.649
This doesn't feel like
your first rodeo.

778
00:38:25.041 --> 00:38:26.826
My daddy's an ex-PJ.

779
00:38:26.956 --> 00:38:29.263
So I spent the last two summers
fishing airmen out of the pool

780
00:38:29.394 --> 00:38:31.918
at Wright-Patterson,
just for shits and giggles.

781
00:38:32.614 --> 00:38:33.659
Holy shit.

782
00:38:34.486 --> 00:38:36.226
Well, I don't think I'm gonna
have to convince Ron.

783
00:38:36.966 --> 00:38:38.054
See you tomorrow.

784
00:38:38.968 --> 00:38:40.361
Roger, Wilco.

785
00:38:44.974 --> 00:38:46.454
For my scrapbook.

786
00:38:47.020 --> 00:38:48.238
All right.

787
00:38:49.239 --> 00:38:50.850
Walk me home, shit pig?

788
00:38:52.417 --> 00:38:54.332
I gotta get back to it.

789
00:38:54.462 --> 00:38:57.770
Still a lot of inventory
to sort, so...

790
00:39:00.033 --> 00:39:01.208
Got it.

791
00:39:01.730 --> 00:39:02.818
All right. See ya.

792
00:39:11.784 --> 00:39:13.089
Inventory to sort?

793
00:39:14.613 --> 00:39:15.918
That was just sad.

794
00:39:16.397 --> 00:39:18.181
I fucked up, didn't I?

795
00:39:18.747 --> 00:39:19.966
Yeah. Big time.

796
00:39:22.055 --> 00:39:23.448
Oh!

797
00:39:24.971 --> 00:39:27.582
<i>♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

798
00:39:29.454 --> 00:39:32.544
Shane! Oh, it's so good
to see you!

799
00:39:32.674 --> 00:39:33.632
Mm!

800
00:39:33.762 --> 00:39:35.982
Huh. What is going on here, huh?

801
00:39:36.112 --> 00:39:38.898
Oh, where did
your little boy go?

802
00:39:39.768 --> 00:39:42.031
I'm so glad that you're home
safe and sound.

803
00:39:42.162 --> 00:39:45.208
- Must've been awful over there.
- Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C.

804
00:39:45.339 --> 00:39:47.776
Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk.
He's being modest.

805
00:39:47.907 --> 00:39:49.343
Two hundred and fifteen days

806
00:39:49.474 --> 00:39:51.824
of rear echelon,
non-potable water distro.

807
00:39:51.954 --> 00:39:54.130
Cakewalk City, BFE.

808
00:39:54.261 --> 00:39:57.133
BFE?Hey, Shane. Watch this.

809
00:39:58.613 --> 00:39:59.875
Pretty good.

810
00:40:00.702 --> 00:40:02.400
Hey, another beer, Judge?

811
00:40:02.530 --> 00:40:03.836
Well, all right.

812
00:40:07.927 --> 00:40:08.971
Wow.

813
00:40:10.146 --> 00:40:12.366
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I don't think so.

814
00:40:12.497 --> 00:40:14.586
- Absolutely not.
- Oh, come on.

815
00:40:14.716 --> 00:40:16.239
No one ever got worked up
when I was 15.

816
00:40:16.370 --> 00:40:17.937
He's 14.

817
00:40:18.067 --> 00:40:19.808
You know that him and Moose
have been making their own.

818
00:40:19.939 --> 00:40:21.636
I might've heard something
about that.

819
00:40:21.767 --> 00:40:23.682
I'm glad you're gonna be keeping
an eye on him at the pool,

820
00:40:23.812 --> 00:40:26.511
because he is one step away
from Nemaha Valley.

821
00:40:26.641 --> 00:40:28.643
Oh, come on.
That place is a torture chamber.

822
00:40:28.774 --> 00:40:30.297
He'd come out a robot.

823
00:40:30.428 --> 00:40:32.430
He could use a little bit
of that straight and narrow.

824
00:40:32.560 --> 00:40:34.344
You know, his father and I
are waiting to see

825
00:40:34.475 --> 00:40:36.172
if there's an open slot
this fall.

826
00:40:36.303 --> 00:40:37.739
Have you seen him
at the pool yet?

827
00:40:37.870 --> 00:40:39.654
At the Snack Shack?
He is busting his butt.

828
00:40:39.785 --> 00:40:41.221
He's totally dialed,
I'm telling you.

829
00:40:42.570 --> 00:40:43.919
- Hey there.
- Hey.

830
00:40:44.050 --> 00:40:46.269
Future BMOC.

831
00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:48.576
- What's all that business?
- Sigma Chi handshake.

832
00:40:48.707 --> 00:40:51.405
A little birdie said
someone's pledging.

833
00:40:53.320 --> 00:40:54.887
Yeah, I guess that's the plan.

834
00:40:55.017 --> 00:40:57.193
Ooh! That's a solid plan.

835
00:40:57.324 --> 00:41:00.370
But the little birdie
did not mention a major.

836
00:41:00.501 --> 00:41:03.852
I'm thinking maybe Poly Sci,
Econ. Who knows?

837
00:41:03.983 --> 00:41:07.247
Well, just don't bury your nose
too deep in those books.

838
00:41:07.377 --> 00:41:10.598
There's a lot of
extracurriculars at the house,

839
00:41:10.729 --> 00:41:11.860
you feel me?

840
00:41:11.991 --> 00:41:14.254
Yeah.

841
00:41:15.168 --> 00:41:17.387
- Law school?
- Oh, still on my mind, Judge.

842
00:41:17.518 --> 00:41:19.825
- Still on my mind.
- Good answer.

843
00:41:19.955 --> 00:41:21.696
He's got an eye
on Northwestern.

844
00:41:21.827 --> 00:41:24.046
Now, if you need a letter
of recommendation, anything,

845
00:41:24.177 --> 00:41:25.831
you let me know.

846
00:41:28.181 --> 00:41:29.356
Taking notes?

847
00:41:29.487 --> 00:41:30.575
On what?

848
00:41:30.705 --> 00:41:31.967
Everything.

849
00:41:32.098 --> 00:41:34.622
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

850
00:41:37.538 --> 00:41:39.018
Don't let 'em get you down,
Eagle.

851
00:41:40.976 --> 00:41:43.892
You and Moose are OG as fuck.
They just don't know it yet.

852
00:41:47.330 --> 00:41:50.159
Hey, at least your life
isn't mapped out to a T

853
00:41:50.290 --> 00:41:51.596
for the next six years.

854
00:41:54.120 --> 00:41:55.643
You really pledging
Sigma Chi?

855
00:41:55.774 --> 00:41:56.775
Fuck no.

856
00:42:03.825 --> 00:42:05.261
What's all this?

857
00:42:05.392 --> 00:42:08.613
Oh. Asymmetric warfare.

858
00:42:09.614 --> 00:42:11.529
Alaska. Next summer.

859
00:42:12.791 --> 00:42:13.835
You want in?

860
00:42:13.966 --> 00:42:15.620
I was planning on flying solo,

861
00:42:15.750 --> 00:42:18.144
but I'd make an exception
in your case.

862
00:42:18.274 --> 00:42:20.494
No, Jean'll never let me
go to Alaska.

863
00:42:20.625 --> 00:42:21.930
Oh, don't worry about Jean.

864
00:42:23.410 --> 00:42:24.933
I'll guilt her into it.

865
00:42:25.064 --> 00:42:26.718
You got totally hosed
on Philmont last summer,

866
00:42:26.848 --> 00:42:27.849
and she knows it.

867
00:42:32.027 --> 00:42:33.333
Hit that fucker.

868
00:42:36.858 --> 00:42:37.816
Mm.

869
00:42:39.948 --> 00:42:41.950
Kenai. Kodiak.

870
00:42:43.082 --> 00:42:44.126
Denali.

871
00:42:45.040 --> 00:42:46.346
That's grizzly bear country.

872
00:42:47.782 --> 00:42:48.609
You chickenshit?

873
00:42:50.350 --> 00:42:51.786
Hardly.

874
00:43:01.187 --> 00:43:03.232
So, what's something
like this cost?

875
00:43:04.799 --> 00:43:06.845
You scrape together a grand
and you're in.

876
00:43:06.975 --> 00:43:09.587
That'll cover park passes,
chow, gear...

877
00:43:10.588 --> 00:43:11.806
bear spray.

878
00:43:13.852 --> 00:43:17.029
I'll float gas,
everything else.

879
00:43:17.725 --> 00:43:18.596
Are you serious?

880
00:43:18.726 --> 00:43:20.032
As cancer.

881
00:43:21.076 --> 00:43:24.036
Fourth of July
to August 9th, 1992.

882
00:43:27.866 --> 00:43:29.041
What do you say?

883
00:43:30.608 --> 00:43:31.870
You in or out, Eagle Scout?

884
00:43:32.522 --> 00:43:34.176
In. Yeah. Big time.

885
00:43:35.221 --> 00:43:36.483
All right.

886
00:43:38.703 --> 00:43:40.008
What's that?

887
00:43:50.323 --> 00:43:51.672
Am I doing this right?

888
00:43:52.891 --> 00:43:54.196
Not really feeling anything.

889
00:43:54.327 --> 00:43:55.763
Just give it a sec.

890
00:43:56.634 --> 00:43:58.200
This is good KB from Iowa City.

891
00:44:13.389 --> 00:44:14.521
Moose.

892
00:44:15.522 --> 00:44:16.828
You feeling anything?

893
00:44:20.745 --> 00:44:21.746
Hold this.

894
00:44:22.529 --> 00:44:23.661
Thanks.

895
00:44:34.628 --> 00:44:37.413
Yo, I think your boy's
a scratch on the poker game.

896
00:44:40.025 --> 00:44:41.679
I think I am starting
to feel something.

897
00:44:42.984 --> 00:44:44.203
Are you all in?

898
00:44:46.161 --> 00:44:47.075
Eagle?

899
00:44:47.859 --> 00:44:48.990
Are you all in?

900
00:44:52.559 --> 00:44:53.734
Hey, Eagle.

901
00:44:53.865 --> 00:44:55.388
All you all in?

902
00:44:56.650 --> 00:44:57.651
Hey.

903
00:44:57.782 --> 00:44:59.871
Buddy. Are you all in?

904
00:45:00.001 --> 00:45:02.482
In or out, zombie.
I don't have all fucking night.

905
00:45:02.612 --> 00:45:04.789
I still want to diddle your mom
before curfew.

906
00:45:07.269 --> 00:45:08.880
Fucking smoke this chump.
He's bluffing.

907
00:45:09.010 --> 00:45:10.533
Mm, we're totally fucked,
aren't we?

908
00:45:10.664 --> 00:45:12.013
Hey, shut the fuck up, Moose.[Randy] Come on!

909
00:45:12.144 --> 00:45:13.754
Shit or get off the pot!

910
00:45:40.694 --> 00:45:42.000
All in.

911
00:45:43.131 --> 00:45:44.263
My boy's all in.

912
00:45:46.831 --> 00:45:48.397
A.J., this is literally
everything.

913
00:45:53.011 --> 00:45:56.623
Full boat. Kings over eights.
Read it and weep, bitch.

914
00:46:20.603 --> 00:46:21.648
Fuck!

915
00:46:21.779 --> 00:46:22.605
Oh!

916
00:46:24.042 --> 00:46:25.608
Holy fuck!

917
00:46:25.739 --> 00:46:27.262
How the fuck
do you lose?

918
00:46:27.393 --> 00:46:29.482
Hey, Randy,
I got something for you!

919
00:46:29.612 --> 00:46:30.700
That's my fucking boy
right there!

920
00:46:30.831 --> 00:46:32.267
Wait! Hold on! Here it is!

921
00:46:32.398 --> 00:46:33.573
Fuck you!

922
00:46:33.703 --> 00:46:35.662
Go fuck yourself, Moose.
How about that?

923
00:46:35.793 --> 00:46:38.273
Pleasure doing business
with you boys. Thank you.

924
00:46:38.404 --> 00:46:39.579
Go fuck yourself, Shane.

925
00:46:39.709 --> 00:46:41.842
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!

926
00:46:41.973 --> 00:46:42.887
You're fucking walking home.

927
00:46:51.156 --> 00:46:53.027
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

928
00:46:53.158 --> 00:46:55.943
Yeah! Trying to punk on us!
Yeah!

929
00:46:56.074 --> 00:46:57.902
Goddamn Eagle!

930
00:46:58.032 --> 00:46:59.381
Suck my dick, bitch!

931
00:47:00.643 --> 00:47:01.949
All right, hold on, bitches!

932
00:47:09.696 --> 00:47:12.655
<i>♪ I feel depressed,
I feel so bad ♪</i>

933
00:47:15.484 --> 00:47:18.661
<i>♪ 'Cause you're the best girl
that I've ever had ♪</i>

934
00:47:21.403 --> 00:47:24.624
<i>♪ I can't get your love... ♪</i>
Gimme some fries.

935
00:47:25.886 --> 00:47:27.714
Get out of here,
you fucking puke.

936
00:47:27.845 --> 00:47:30.804
<i>♪ Oh little girl,
psychotic reaction ♪</i>

937
00:47:31.631 --> 00:47:33.241
<i>♪ And it feels like this ♪</i>

938
00:47:40.335 --> 00:47:42.163
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

939
00:47:42.294 --> 00:47:44.774
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!

940
00:48:15.762 --> 00:48:17.242
Hello?

941
00:48:17.372 --> 00:48:18.939
<i>Why the fuck
are you still at home, dude?</i>

942
00:48:19.070 --> 00:48:20.680
<i>It's 9:30.
This fucker's packed.</i>

943
00:48:20.810 --> 00:48:22.551
The pool?

944
00:48:22.682 --> 00:48:24.510
<i>No shit, Sherlock!
Get your ass down here!</i>

945
00:48:24.640 --> 00:48:26.729
<i>The Coke guy's dropping
the syrup tanks in five.</i>

946
00:48:26.860 --> 00:48:29.907
Okay, okay. I'm out the door.
<i>Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot.</i>

947
00:48:30.037 --> 00:48:31.734
What?
<i>You gotta bring me ice, dude.</i>

948
00:48:31.865 --> 00:48:33.867
How am I supposed to bring--?

949
00:48:46.140 --> 00:48:47.185
Fucking...

950
00:48:57.021 --> 00:48:59.153
Get off the cooler, dipshit.
These bags are half water.

951
00:49:00.415 --> 00:49:01.721
Slam this fucker.

952
00:49:02.243 --> 00:49:03.244
Slam it.

953
00:49:07.031 --> 00:49:09.250
Why is the slider down?A.J., we're in.

954
00:49:10.338 --> 00:49:11.513
Buck fifty in 20 minutes.

955
00:49:11.644 --> 00:49:13.037
- You fucking kidding?
- No!

956
00:49:13.167 --> 00:49:14.603
Calling it now.

957
00:49:21.219 --> 00:49:22.611
Thousand-dollar day.

958
00:49:24.483 --> 00:49:27.486
All right, animals.
Make some fucking lines.

959
00:49:27.616 --> 00:49:29.270
Let's do this shit.

960
00:49:29.401 --> 00:49:31.533
<i>♪ No, no, no, nobody can do ♪</i>

961
00:49:31.664 --> 00:49:33.448
<i>♪ The shing-a-ling like I do ♪</i>

962
00:49:33.579 --> 00:49:36.582
<i>♪ Nobody can do the skate
like I do ♪</i>

963
00:49:36.712 --> 00:49:40.107
<i>♪ Nobody can do boogaloo
like I do ♪</i>

964
00:49:40.238 --> 00:49:41.543
Who wanted the M&Ms?

965
00:49:42.153 --> 00:49:43.197
Coke, please.

966
00:49:43.328 --> 00:49:44.764
Four hunds, baby!

967
00:49:46.157 --> 00:49:47.071
Yeah!

968
00:49:48.507 --> 00:49:50.074
<i>♪ Nobody but me ♪</i>

969
00:49:50.204 --> 00:49:52.163
<i>♪ I'm gonna skate
right through ♪</i>

970
00:49:52.293 --> 00:49:54.339
<i>♪ Ain't nobody do it
but me, babe ♪</i>

971
00:49:54.469 --> 00:49:55.949
<i>♪ Nobody but me ♪</i>

972
00:49:56.080 --> 00:49:57.081
<i>♪ Well, let me tell you
nobody ♪</i>

973
00:49:58.821 --> 00:49:59.909
<i>♪ Nobody but me ♪</i>

974
00:50:00.040 --> 00:50:01.999
Nine-fifty, baby!

975
00:50:02.738 --> 00:50:03.739
Nine-fifty?

976
00:50:04.436 --> 00:50:05.959
Nine-fucking-fifty?

977
00:50:06.090 --> 00:50:09.571
Nine-fifty?

978
00:50:09.702 --> 00:50:11.791
<i>♪ Nobody, nobody ♪</i>

979
00:50:11.921 --> 00:50:13.880
<i>♪ Nobody ♪</i>

980
00:50:15.186 --> 00:50:17.405
Moose, I'm all out of ammo!

981
00:50:17.536 --> 00:50:18.667
Last mag, homey.

982
00:50:19.886 --> 00:50:21.714
Eleven hundred clams!

983
00:50:21.844 --> 00:50:23.890
I never doubted you.
You know that, right?

984
00:50:24.021 --> 00:50:26.023
Oh, you fucking doubted me
big-time.

985
00:50:27.024 --> 00:50:28.590
Oh, shit. We got a tank down.

986
00:50:28.721 --> 00:50:29.896
I'm on it.

987
00:50:32.768 --> 00:50:34.683
Hey, shit pig.

988
00:50:35.728 --> 00:50:36.946
Can you float me a Diet Coke?

989
00:50:37.077 --> 00:50:38.600
Shit pig?

990
00:50:41.125 --> 00:50:42.865
Uh, Moose. Diet Coke?

991
00:50:42.996 --> 00:50:45.651
<i>♪ No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no ♪</i>

992
00:50:45.781 --> 00:50:47.392
<i>♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪</i>

993
00:50:47.522 --> 00:50:48.871
There you go.

994
00:50:50.438 --> 00:50:51.526
Thanks.

995
00:50:52.353 --> 00:50:53.441
Cute friend.

996
00:50:54.007 --> 00:50:56.749
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, nobody ♪</i>

997
00:50:56.879 --> 00:51:00.057
<i>♪ Nobody, nobody ♪</i>

998
00:51:00.187 --> 00:51:01.232
<i>♪ Nobody ♪</i>

999
00:51:01.362 --> 00:51:02.711
You fucking know
that chick?

1000
00:51:03.277 --> 00:51:04.191
<i>♪ Nobody ♪</i>

1001
00:51:05.062 --> 00:51:08.152
Sixteen fifty
and thirty-five cents!

1002
00:51:08.717 --> 00:51:11.111
Holy fucking shit, dude.

1003
00:51:11.242 --> 00:51:12.939
Like I said,
I never doubted you, Moose.

1004
00:51:13.070 --> 00:51:14.680
What the fuck
are you doing?

1005
00:51:14.810 --> 00:51:16.377
It's Kojak in the waterfall, right?

1006
00:51:16.551 --> 00:51:19.119
Kojak in the waterfall?
No, after the Aksarben order.

1007
00:51:19.250 --> 00:51:23.471
Coca-Cola. Chips.
Hot dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice.

1008
00:51:25.212 --> 00:51:26.605
This is you.

1009
00:51:26.735 --> 00:51:29.042
- Thank you.
- Drop it!

1010
00:51:30.174 --> 00:51:31.697
- This is mine.
- No. The money or the wing.

1011
00:51:31.827 --> 00:51:33.438
You cannot have both.

1012
00:51:34.743 --> 00:51:35.744
Fine.

1013
00:51:36.484 --> 00:51:37.659
It's all you.

1014
00:52:16.611 --> 00:52:18.004
Busted, creeper.

1015
00:52:18.135 --> 00:52:19.875
Get the hell out of here, chud!

1016
00:52:20.006 --> 00:52:21.094
God!

1017
00:52:41.767 --> 00:52:43.725
Nice wheels, douchebag!

1018
00:53:02.483 --> 00:53:04.703
Love the wagon,
shit pig.

1019
00:53:06.922 --> 00:53:08.794
- I'll see you tonight.
- You know it.

1020
00:53:12.580 --> 00:53:13.625
Hey.

1021
00:53:14.974 --> 00:53:16.497
Guess who just asked out
the new chick?

1022
00:53:18.107 --> 00:53:20.109
What? No.

1023
00:53:21.285 --> 00:53:22.416
Who? Brooke?

1024
00:53:24.244 --> 00:53:25.811
Is that her name?

1025
00:53:27.726 --> 00:53:29.075
Ah.

1026
00:53:29.554 --> 00:53:31.077
Night swim, baby!

1027
00:53:31.512 --> 00:53:32.600
Mm.

1028
00:53:33.079 --> 00:53:35.299
Better get the pussy fingers
limbered up, dude.

1029
00:53:36.343 --> 00:53:37.388
Fuck.

1030
00:53:37.997 --> 00:53:39.216
Here's the kicker, though,

1031
00:53:39.346 --> 00:53:40.826
so don't go getting
all worked up, okay?

1032
00:53:40.956 --> 00:53:42.697
I promised her
we'd double.

1033
00:53:44.656 --> 00:53:47.136
- What?
- Yeah, me and her, you and Leah.

1034
00:53:51.489 --> 00:53:52.925
<i>♪ Surprise, surprise ♪</i>

1035
00:53:53.055 --> 00:53:54.579
<i>♪ So you rub your eyes ♪</i>

1036
00:53:55.188 --> 00:53:58.800
<i>♪ Never knew UDS
so cool as ice? ♪</i>

1037
00:53:59.627 --> 00:54:03.327
<i>♪ Profiles are low
as soon as we go ♪</i>

1038
00:54:03.457 --> 00:54:07.505
<i>♪ As a breeze straight from
a deeper shade of soul ♪</i>

1039
00:54:16.514 --> 00:54:18.298
I can't do it, A.J.

1040
00:54:18.429 --> 00:54:21.083
Just the thought of it
is making me dizzy.

1041
00:54:22.041 --> 00:54:23.477
It's okay.

1042
00:54:23.608 --> 00:54:26.132
I'll swim out and get you
if you freak.

1043
00:54:26.611 --> 00:54:28.134
I don't know.
It's so high up.

1044
00:54:36.882 --> 00:54:38.623
Hey, I bet you five bucks

1045
00:54:38.753 --> 00:54:40.973
I can swim over to the
high-dive board on one breath.

1046
00:54:43.280 --> 00:54:44.672
- You're on, bitch.
- Yeah?

1047
00:54:44.803 --> 00:54:46.283
Yeah.

1048
00:55:10.872 --> 00:55:13.092
Why you sad-sacking
in the five foot, shit pig?

1049
00:55:13.832 --> 00:55:14.876
I'm not.

1050
00:55:15.964 --> 00:55:17.226
Stop calling me that.

1051
00:55:19.141 --> 00:55:20.969
Shit pig.

1052
00:55:27.454 --> 00:55:29.021
Fuck yeah, girl!

1053
00:55:30.805 --> 00:55:33.068
That's a one and done!

1054
00:55:33.199 --> 00:55:34.896
I'm going for it, A.J.

1055
00:55:35.941 --> 00:55:37.421
[Moose] Whoo!

1056
00:55:38.683 --> 00:55:40.337
Ow.[Moose] You okay?

1057
00:55:44.471 --> 00:55:45.733
What are you doing?

1058
00:55:46.299 --> 00:55:49.128
Jeez, my abdomen
still feels like it's on fire.

1059
00:55:52.044 --> 00:55:53.611
Hey, are you cold?
Do you want my shirt?

1060
00:55:54.438 --> 00:55:57.354
What? It's like 80 degrees out, weirdo.

1061
00:55:59.007 --> 00:56:00.705
Okay. Stop!

1062
00:56:00.835 --> 00:56:02.663
Yo. Yo, guys. Get over.

1063
00:56:04.186 --> 00:56:05.492
What the fuck?

1064
00:56:05.623 --> 00:56:06.885
Just back it up.[A.J.] Leah.

1065
00:56:08.277 --> 00:56:11.106
Come and jerk my nuts,
motherfucker!

1066
00:56:11.237 --> 00:56:13.021
Fuck you, bitch![A.J.] Fucking bitch!

1067
00:56:13.152 --> 00:56:14.371
Who the fuck?

1068
00:56:15.197 --> 00:56:16.938
Fucking pussies!

1069
00:56:25.077 --> 00:56:26.339
Oh, shit.

1070
00:56:26.470 --> 00:56:27.949
Fuck, dude,
they're doubling back.

1071
00:56:28.080 --> 00:56:29.777
- Yeah, we'll fucking show them.
- What?

1072
00:56:30.517 --> 00:56:32.563
- Fuck.
- Let's fuck 'em up.

1073
00:56:33.390 --> 00:56:35.304
- What are you gonna do?
- Don't worry about it.

1074
00:56:35.435 --> 00:56:36.610
- Stay there one second.
- All right.

1075
00:56:36.741 --> 00:56:38.177
Three, two, one.

1076
00:56:40.135 --> 00:56:41.485
Fuck you!

1077
00:56:43.443 --> 00:56:44.749
Shit, dude,
that's not the same car.

1078
00:56:44.879 --> 00:56:46.446
- That's the car.
- That's a fucking cop.

1079
00:56:46.577 --> 00:56:48.448
That's not a fucking cop.

1080
00:56:51.973 --> 00:56:53.758
Fuck, we gotta go.
We gotta go. We gotta go.

1081
00:56:57.631 --> 00:56:59.111
[A.J.] Guys, left.

1082
00:56:59.241 --> 00:57:01.287
Come on, this way.
This way. Leah, get down.

1083
00:57:02.331 --> 00:57:03.376
Come on.

1084
00:57:12.603 --> 00:57:16.520
5-7 Nebraska City. 10-59.

1085
00:57:16.650 --> 00:57:18.043
We have four...

1086
00:57:18.609 --> 00:57:21.133
A.J., this is scary.
I want to go home.

1087
00:57:21.263 --> 00:57:22.395
Okay.

1088
00:57:22.526 --> 00:57:24.179
Just stay here, okay?

1089
00:57:26.051 --> 00:57:27.182
A.J.

1090
00:57:30.229 --> 00:57:31.665
Moose?

1091
00:57:37.889 --> 00:57:38.977
Brooke!

1092
00:57:55.646 --> 00:57:57.909
Holy shit!

1093
00:57:58.039 --> 00:58:00.085
Look at all
these little fuckers, dude!

1094
00:58:00.215 --> 00:58:02.348
All right, back up.
Make some lines.

1095
00:58:02.479 --> 00:58:04.481
Make some fucking lines.
Goddamn.

1096
00:58:04.611 --> 00:58:06.091
Handle this shit, dude.

1097
00:58:11.270 --> 00:58:12.358
Give me a Butterfinger, dickhead.

1098
00:58:12.489 --> 00:58:14.186
Give me a Chick-O-Stick
and suicide.

1099
00:58:14.316 --> 00:58:16.101
- Can I get a Kit Kat?
- Give me some Sugar Babies.

1100
00:58:16.231 --> 00:58:19.234
- Got Fun Dip?
- How many Freeze Pops for $1?

1101
00:58:19.365 --> 00:58:20.845
Yo, could I get a Twix,
a hot dog and a Sprite, please?

1102
00:58:20.975 --> 00:58:22.673
I'll take
a Butterfinger, a Kit Kat,

1103
00:58:22.803 --> 00:58:23.848
and a Diet Coke.

1104
00:58:24.022 --> 00:58:25.632
Can I have a hot dog?

1105
00:58:26.894 --> 00:58:28.330
Give me a hot dog, kid.

1106
00:58:38.689 --> 00:58:40.952
The fuck dogs,
they cost more?

1107
00:58:42.083 --> 00:58:43.302
Seventy-five cents more.

1108
00:58:44.259 --> 00:58:45.565
- Cool.
- Cool.

1109
00:58:49.134 --> 00:58:50.352
Heyo!

1110
00:58:55.401 --> 00:58:57.664
- Hey! What do you want, kid?
- Can I get a fuck dog?

1111
00:58:57.795 --> 00:59:00.188
Fuck dog?
Get the fuck out of here.

1112
00:59:00.319 --> 00:59:01.973
What's this goob
talking about?

1113
00:59:02.103 --> 00:59:03.496
Just write "fuck" on it
with ketchup.

1114
00:59:03.627 --> 00:59:05.193
Charge them 75 cents more.

1115
00:59:07.326 --> 00:59:10.547
That's fucking genius, dude.
Yes, I can get you a fuck dog.

1116
00:59:10.677 --> 00:59:13.114
Our markup's
already 80 percent, dude.

1117
00:59:13.680 --> 00:59:16.857
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs right here!

1118
00:59:16.988 --> 00:59:19.947
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs, fuckers!

1119
00:59:29.304 --> 00:59:31.176
<i>♪ You burden me
with your questions ♪</i>

1120
00:59:31.306 --> 00:59:33.526
<i>♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪</i>

1121
00:59:33.657 --> 00:59:36.442
<i>♪ You're always asking
what it's all about ♪</i>

1122
00:59:36.573 --> 00:59:38.487
<i>♪ But don't listen
to my replies ♪</i>

1123
00:59:38.618 --> 00:59:40.881
<i>♪ You say to me
I don't talk enough ♪</i>

1124
00:59:41.012 --> 00:59:43.275
<i>♪ But when I do I'm a fool ♪</i>

1125
00:59:43.405 --> 00:59:45.233
<i>♪ These times I've spent
I've realized ♪</i>

1126
00:59:45.364 --> 00:59:47.671
<i>♪ I'm going to shoot through
and leave you ♪</i>

1127
00:59:47.801 --> 00:59:49.847
<i>♪ The things you say ♪</i>

1128
00:59:49.977 --> 00:59:52.327
<i>♪ Your purple prose
just give you away ♪</i>

1129
00:59:52.458 --> 00:59:55.113
<i>♪ The things you say ♪</i>

1130
00:59:55.243 --> 00:59:57.115
<i>♪ You're unbelievable ♪</i>

1131
00:59:57.245 --> 00:59:58.029
<i>♪ Oh! ♪</i>

1132
01:00:15.916 --> 01:00:17.962
<i>♪ Seemingly lastless,
don't mean you can ask us ♪</i>

1133
01:00:18.092 --> 01:00:20.529
<i>♪ Pushing down the relative,
bringing out your higher self ♪</i>

1134
01:00:20.660 --> 01:00:22.444
<i>♪ Everything you answer to,
brace yourself ♪</i>

1135
01:00:22.575 --> 01:00:24.316
<i>♪ With the greatest of ease ♪</i>

1136
01:00:24.446 --> 01:00:26.100
<i>♪ I know this world
ain't what it seems ♪</i>

1137
01:00:27.362 --> 01:00:29.582
<i>♪ Oh!
You're unbelievable ♪</i>

1138
01:00:29.713 --> 01:00:30.583
<i>♪ Oh! ♪</i>

1139
01:00:36.763 --> 01:00:37.764
Whoo!

1140
01:00:46.251 --> 01:00:48.209
<i>♪ You're unbelievable ♪</i>

1141
01:01:04.878 --> 01:01:06.488
<i>♪ It's unbelievable ♪</i>

1142
01:01:09.535 --> 01:01:11.450
<i>♪ You're unbelievable ♪</i>

1143
01:01:21.068 --> 01:01:23.592
- You think you're on Carson?
- Take it or leave it.

1144
01:01:23.723 --> 01:01:25.507
I'm not eating this shit.
Give me my money back.

1145
01:01:25.638 --> 01:01:27.074
No fucking way.

1146
01:01:27.205 --> 01:01:29.076
- Fuck off, Moose.
- Suck my dick, Carmichael.

1147
01:01:29.207 --> 01:01:31.035
We got a "no asshole" policy.
Check it.

1148
01:01:32.906 --> 01:01:34.734
Cute. Now give me back my buck.

1149
01:01:34.865 --> 01:01:37.345
Fuck you. Our Shack, our rules.

1150
01:01:37.476 --> 01:01:39.783
- Last fucking chance, prep.
- Or what?

1151
01:01:39.913 --> 01:01:41.262
You gonna pull me through
the window, Randy?

1152
01:01:41.393 --> 01:01:43.047
You fucking idiot.

1153
01:01:43.177 --> 01:01:44.744
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose!

1154
01:01:44.875 --> 01:01:47.138
Fucking fuck! Fuck!

1155
01:01:53.579 --> 01:01:55.102
Get the fuck off me,
you fucking--

1156
01:01:55.233 --> 01:01:58.105
Fuck! My face! You scratched
my fucking face, bitch!

1157
01:01:58.236 --> 01:02:00.107
All right, that's it.

1158
01:02:00.238 --> 01:02:02.153
- That's it.
- Ah! Fuck!

1159
01:02:02.283 --> 01:02:04.590
You and Hercules are Gandhi.
Rest of the fucking summer.

1160
01:02:04.721 --> 01:02:06.548
Fuck off! Just let go!

1161
01:02:06.679 --> 01:02:08.159
Hey, dick bag!

1162
01:02:10.204 --> 01:02:11.379
Oh!

1163
01:02:12.250 --> 01:02:13.817
Fucking nice one, Eagle.

1164
01:02:15.819 --> 01:02:17.777
Yo, Moose, grab me a rag.

1165
01:02:21.346 --> 01:02:22.869
All right, clean it,
Carmichael.

1166
01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:24.175
Suck my nuts!

1167
01:02:24.305 --> 01:02:25.611
Clean it.

1168
01:02:28.135 --> 01:02:29.136
There you go.

1169
01:02:35.316 --> 01:02:37.275
That was fucking epic, dude.

1170
01:02:38.667 --> 01:02:41.105
Shane was right, man.
Those guys are soft as fuck.

1171
01:02:42.019 --> 01:02:43.150
All right.

1172
01:02:43.716 --> 01:02:45.326
This'll cover supplies.

1173
01:02:45.457 --> 01:02:47.633
This is me.
This is you.

1174
01:02:48.895 --> 01:02:49.896
Fucking A.

1175
01:02:50.027 --> 01:02:51.245
Look at all this scratch.

1176
01:02:51.376 --> 01:02:53.204
Fifteen hundos right there.

1177
01:02:53.334 --> 01:02:55.902
But we better find a way
to hide some of this shit

1178
01:02:56.033 --> 01:02:57.686
if we want to fuck around
this fall.

1179
01:02:57.817 --> 01:02:59.340
The Judge and Jean don't have
any idea what we're pulling in.

1180
01:02:59.471 --> 01:03:00.777
- Do they?
- Hell no.

1181
01:03:00.907 --> 01:03:02.082
They think this whole thing's
a shit show.

1182
01:03:02.213 --> 01:03:04.432
Look, dude, I want
to pitch you an idea.

1183
01:03:05.042 --> 01:03:06.826
You can't pass, dude.
We're best friends.

1184
01:03:06.957 --> 01:03:09.437
- We go 50/50 on every deal.
- Moose, no.

1185
01:03:09.568 --> 01:03:11.483
It's a big-time pass,
I'm telling you.

1186
01:03:12.397 --> 01:03:14.181
- I'm saving up for Alaska.
- Alaska?

1187
01:03:14.312 --> 01:03:15.835
What the fuck
are you talking about?

1188
01:03:15.966 --> 01:03:17.750
Next summer.
It's a five-week trek.

1189
01:03:17.881 --> 01:03:19.796
Shane and I got the entire thing
mapped out.

1190
01:03:22.407 --> 01:03:24.148
You didn't clear that with me.

1191
01:03:24.757 --> 01:03:26.324
I don't need
to clear that with you.

1192
01:03:29.153 --> 01:03:31.895
Look, dude, all I'm asking for
is five minutes, okay?

1193
01:03:32.025 --> 01:03:34.201
Just hear what Willy has to say.
This thing's a sure shot.

1194
01:03:34.332 --> 01:03:35.681
We could triple
what we stick in...

1195
01:03:35.812 --> 01:03:37.596
Oh, shit--

1196
01:03:39.206 --> 01:03:40.294
That's what you get,
you fucking preps.

1197
01:03:40.425 --> 01:03:41.295
Why?

1198
01:03:43.036 --> 01:03:44.864
- That's for the hot dog.
- And this is for my Trans Am.

1199
01:03:45.909 --> 01:03:47.562
And here's a couple
for your fucking friend.

1200
01:03:57.224 --> 01:03:59.270
I still say they're soft
as fuck, dude.

1201
01:04:01.576 --> 01:04:03.404
What a couple of clits.

1202
01:04:04.144 --> 01:04:06.886
Moose, half your face
is nothing but blood.

1203
01:04:09.889 --> 01:04:10.934
Yeah, I know.

1204
01:04:12.283 --> 01:04:14.502
But we could take them
in a fair fight, dude.

1205
01:04:15.373 --> 01:04:17.114
I'm fucking serious.

1206
01:04:18.245 --> 01:04:19.899
They got lucky
with that ambush.

1207
01:04:23.555 --> 01:04:25.383
Tucson Electric. You coming?

1208
01:04:25.513 --> 01:04:26.993
It's your scene.

1209
01:04:29.735 --> 01:04:30.867
I'll stew on it.

1210
01:04:35.784 --> 01:04:38.048
All right, well, don't show
your parents the knot.

1211
01:04:39.397 --> 01:04:40.528
Yeah.

1212
01:04:51.496 --> 01:04:54.064
Hey, shit pig.
You paint?

1213
01:04:54.891 --> 01:04:56.240
What? Curbs?

1214
01:04:56.370 --> 01:04:57.545
Curbs?

1215
01:04:58.503 --> 01:05:00.244
No, bitch. Toes.

1216
01:05:09.383 --> 01:05:10.994
You're not very good at this.

1217
01:05:11.995 --> 01:05:14.171
That's because I'm used
to a Utilac spray.

1218
01:05:14.780 --> 01:05:16.564
Not this tiny little brush.

1219
01:05:22.440 --> 01:05:23.876
You okay?

1220
01:05:24.007 --> 01:05:25.312
You look a little wrecked.

1221
01:05:26.139 --> 01:05:27.532
Yeah, I'm all right.

1222
01:05:30.839 --> 01:05:33.842
So how come you've been flying
under the radar these days?

1223
01:05:37.542 --> 01:05:40.023
Guess I've just been busy
with work.

1224
01:05:44.766 --> 01:05:46.029
Busy, huh?

1225
01:05:47.247 --> 01:05:48.335
Mm-hmm.

1226
01:05:53.601 --> 01:05:54.994
Moose talk about me?

1227
01:05:58.998 --> 01:06:00.391
To me?

1228
01:06:01.261 --> 01:06:03.133
No. Not really.

1229
01:06:08.355 --> 01:06:10.531
I'm sure there are
a few embellishments.

1230
01:06:15.884 --> 01:06:17.060
Moose is fun.

1231
01:06:18.539 --> 01:06:19.671
Pretty good kisser.

1232
01:06:23.849 --> 01:06:25.851
But he's not really my type.

1233
01:06:25.982 --> 01:06:27.026
You know?

1234
01:06:29.681 --> 01:06:31.988
Sometimes it sucks
being a short-timer.

1235
01:06:34.425 --> 01:06:37.167
Soon as you make friends,
it's taillights.

1236
01:06:39.865 --> 01:06:43.129
I just want to have fun
this summer, you feel me?

1237
01:06:49.266 --> 01:06:50.702
Pass me that Minolta.

1238
01:07:15.335 --> 01:07:16.336
Now what?

1239
01:07:21.776 --> 01:07:22.864
Cotton balls, shit pig.

1240
01:07:30.524 --> 01:07:33.049
Who saved room
for banana cream pie?

1241
01:07:33.962 --> 01:07:35.399
I call the big piece.

1242
01:07:35.529 --> 01:07:37.749
Chrissy made
Dance Squad captain.

1243
01:07:43.363 --> 01:07:45.104
I have an announcement.

1244
01:07:46.932 --> 01:07:48.847
- An announcement?
- Mm-hmm.

1245
01:07:54.940 --> 01:07:57.073
That's 3,100.

1246
01:07:57.203 --> 01:08:00.119
That's the 16 that I owe,
plus another 15.

1247
01:08:02.730 --> 01:08:04.080
Give him the big piece.

1248
01:08:06.821 --> 01:08:08.084
Dad!

1249
01:08:08.214 --> 01:08:10.216
- Zip it, Chrissy.
- Also...

1250
01:08:11.826 --> 01:08:13.524
This is for you and Mom.

1251
01:08:24.187 --> 01:08:25.101
What is it?

1252
01:08:26.406 --> 01:08:28.452
Mannheim Steamroller
at the Orpheum.

1253
01:08:35.633 --> 01:08:37.417
Are you fricking kidding me?

1254
01:08:37.548 --> 01:08:39.506
Center aisle.
The third row.

1255
01:08:40.594 --> 01:08:41.856
Oh!

1256
01:08:45.599 --> 01:08:47.819
<i>Goddamn it.
You're such a fucking puss.</i>

1257
01:08:47.949 --> 01:08:49.516
<i>I knew you were gonna
show your parents that knot.</i>

1258
01:08:49.647 --> 01:08:52.302
<i>What a waste. So, what are we
getting into tonight?</i>

1259
01:08:52.432 --> 01:08:54.217
Huh?
<i>It's Friday night.</i>

1260
01:08:54.347 --> 01:08:56.001
<i>Let's get sloppy.
Go walk Main.</i>

1261
01:08:56.132 --> 01:08:57.916
No, I'm not really
feeling it, dude.

1262
01:08:58.046 --> 01:09:00.136
<i>Not feeling it?
What are you, ragging?</i>

1263
01:09:00.266 --> 01:09:03.008
No, I'm dog-assed tired, Moose.
I just want to sleep.

1264
01:09:03.139 --> 01:09:05.880
<i>Oh, come on.
Don't be such a fucking pussy.</i>

1265
01:09:12.452 --> 01:09:14.324
What?
<i>Now you're hanging up?</i>

1266
01:09:14.454 --> 01:09:17.283
<i>Hello? Carters.</i>
<i>Hi, Mrs. C. It's Moose.</i>

1267
01:09:18.502 --> 01:09:19.372
Jesus.

1268
01:09:20.895 --> 01:09:23.507
<i>Ma'am? Yes, ma'am.</i>

1269
01:09:23.637 --> 01:09:25.465
<i>That there your husband
downstairs...?</i>

1270
01:09:32.516 --> 01:09:34.170
<i>Oh, Jesus!</i>

1271
01:09:54.973 --> 01:09:57.236
Hey, shit pig. You awake?

1272
01:10:45.415 --> 01:10:47.199
- What?
- Nothing.

1273
01:11:02.997 --> 01:11:04.216
What are you doing?

1274
01:11:05.478 --> 01:11:06.653
What are you doing?

1275
01:11:10.222 --> 01:11:12.703
Yo, perverts! Get in.

1276
01:11:12.833 --> 01:11:15.140
Everyone's getting stupid
at the Pioneer.

1277
01:11:29.285 --> 01:11:34.290
<i>♪ Won't you please let me go ♪</i>

1278
01:11:35.073 --> 01:11:39.033
<i>♪ These words lie inside,
they hurt me so ♪</i>

1279
01:11:40.208 --> 01:11:43.299
<i>♪ But I'm not the kind
who likes to tell you ♪</i>

1280
01:11:43.429 --> 01:11:46.345
<i>♪ Just what I want to do ♪</i>

1281
01:11:46.476 --> 01:11:48.913
<i>♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪</i>

1282
01:11:49.043 --> 01:11:51.959
<i>♪ Just what you want me to ♪</i>

1283
01:12:02.796 --> 01:12:04.450
<i>♪ I saw you this morning ♪</i>

1284
01:12:04.581 --> 01:12:08.106
<i>♪ I thought you might like
to know ♪</i>

1285
01:12:08.236 --> 01:12:13.111
<i>♪ I received your message
in full a few days ago ♪</i>

1286
01:12:13.677 --> 01:12:18.508
<i>♪ I understood
every word that it said ♪</i>

1287
01:12:19.509 --> 01:12:21.728
<i>♪ And now that I've actually
heard it ♪</i>

1288
01:12:21.859 --> 01:12:26.559
<i>♪ You're going to regret ♪</i>
Just get the fuck inside.

1289
01:12:58.722 --> 01:13:03.857
<i>♪ Do you find this happens
all the time? ♪</i>

1290
01:13:04.467 --> 01:13:07.513
<i>♪ Crucial point one day
becomes a crime ♪</i>

1291
01:13:07.644 --> 01:13:09.646
I thought you were staying in, bitch.

1292
01:13:09.776 --> 01:13:12.779
<i>♪ But I'm not the kind
that likes to tell you ♪</i>

1293
01:13:12.910 --> 01:13:15.434
<i>♪ Just what I want to do ♪</i>

1294
01:13:15.565 --> 01:13:17.523
<i>♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪</i>

1295
01:13:17.654 --> 01:13:19.220
Dog-assed tired, huh?

1296
01:13:20.134 --> 01:13:22.180
Cops! Fucking run!

1297
01:13:22.920 --> 01:13:24.487
Oh, shit.[A.J.] Fuck!

1298
01:13:26.184 --> 01:13:27.620
Yo, Brooke, over here.
This way. Come here.

1299
01:13:27.751 --> 01:13:29.753
Moose, let's go.
Up here, come on, guys.

1300
01:13:32.103 --> 01:13:33.713
Come on.

1301
01:13:34.627 --> 01:13:36.455
Go, go, go, go, go!

1302
01:13:37.021 --> 01:13:38.414
Shit.

1303
01:13:38.979 --> 01:13:40.807
Guys, behind the screen.
Behind the screen. Come here.

1304
01:13:41.547 --> 01:13:42.722
Oh, fuck.

1305
01:13:44.768 --> 01:13:46.291
I don't do tight spaces.

1306
01:13:46.422 --> 01:13:48.946
Shut up.
We're about to get popped.

1307
01:13:49.076 --> 01:13:50.556
You don't understand.
I can't fucking breathe.

1308
01:13:50.687 --> 01:13:52.123
Both of you,
shut the fuck up.

1309
01:13:52.993 --> 01:13:54.168
Shh! Check it.

1310
01:13:58.782 --> 01:14:00.174
I can't fucking do this...

1311
01:14:00.305 --> 01:14:01.959
- Moose, shut up.
- I'm gonna freak.

1312
01:14:02.089 --> 01:14:03.482
Stop fucking talking.[officer] Hey.

1313
01:14:04.657 --> 01:14:07.660
You don't think someone could
hide back behind that shit?

1314
01:14:08.400 --> 01:14:10.054
Oh... oh, fuck.

1315
01:14:10.794 --> 01:14:11.795
Shh!

1316
01:14:12.056 --> 01:14:14.406
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

1317
01:14:25.983 --> 01:14:27.332
Here you go, kid.

1318
01:14:31.379 --> 01:14:32.685
What are you looking at?

1319
01:14:33.686 --> 01:14:34.513
Nothing.

1320
01:14:35.253 --> 01:14:36.472
What are you looking at?

1321
01:14:38.212 --> 01:14:39.692
Nothing.

1322
01:14:39.823 --> 01:14:41.389
This some kind of lover's spat?

1323
01:14:41.520 --> 01:14:44.044
- What do you want, dude?
- Top me off with DC.

1324
01:14:44.175 --> 01:14:47.526
Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay?
I'm fucking melting out here.

1325
01:14:54.925 --> 01:14:56.013
Here.

1326
01:15:08.634 --> 01:15:10.375
Give the deck a wet-down.
It's almost safety check.

1327
01:15:10.506 --> 01:15:11.942
No, hey.

1328
01:15:12.072 --> 01:15:14.466
You're not my fucking boss, okay?

1329
01:15:15.032 --> 01:15:16.468
You do it.

1330
01:15:16.990 --> 01:15:18.949
Just get one of the goobs
to spray her down, you idiot.

1331
01:15:19.079 --> 01:15:20.124
I don't care.

1332
01:15:27.653 --> 01:15:29.089
You going to, uh,
the party tonight?

1333
01:15:29.220 --> 01:15:31.439
- What party?
- Brooke's party.

1334
01:15:32.310 --> 01:15:34.355
It's like 15 yards
from your front door, Eagle.

1335
01:15:34.486 --> 01:15:35.356
What is that shit?

1336
01:15:37.489 --> 01:15:38.751
Don't worry about it.

1337
01:15:39.839 --> 01:15:41.145
A jewelry box
from Martin's?

1338
01:15:41.275 --> 01:15:42.668
Really?

1339
01:15:47.238 --> 01:15:50.633
Look, dude, I know you think
you're tight with homegirl,

1340
01:15:50.763 --> 01:15:53.461
but she gave me a handjob
behind that screen last night.

1341
01:15:54.375 --> 01:15:55.681
What?[Moose] Yeah.

1342
01:15:56.421 --> 01:15:58.162
- Dude, there's no fucking way.
- Whatever, dude.

1343
01:15:58.292 --> 01:15:59.729
She totally jerked me off.

1344
01:15:59.859 --> 01:16:01.774
Fucking grade A too.

1345
01:16:01.905 --> 01:16:03.733
Honestly, I don't know how
you didn't hear it, man.

1346
01:16:03.863 --> 01:16:06.257
You were right there.[Brooke] Yo, Moose.

1347
01:16:06.953 --> 01:16:08.389
Bring me a DP.

1348
01:16:08.520 --> 01:16:09.782
I got you.

1349
01:16:16.223 --> 01:16:18.399
One large Dr Pepper, please.

1350
01:16:19.966 --> 01:16:20.880
Yeah.

1351
01:16:27.017 --> 01:16:28.627
Lip thing.

1352
01:16:34.198 --> 01:16:36.113
Mister, you got a Nut Roll?

1353
01:16:37.331 --> 01:16:39.029
Fuck off, kid.

1354
01:16:48.691 --> 01:16:50.301
- For you.
- Oh, my God!

1355
01:16:50.431 --> 01:16:52.085
What do you think?

1356
01:16:52.216 --> 01:16:54.131
I love it.
- Are you kidding with this shit?

1357
01:16:54.261 --> 01:16:55.741
- My son is five.
- Calm down, lady.

1358
01:16:55.872 --> 01:16:57.177
I'm not gonna calm down.

1359
01:16:57.351 --> 01:16:58.962
I demand to speak
with your manager.

1360
01:16:59.092 --> 01:17:00.572
I am the manager.

1361
01:17:01.486 --> 01:17:03.096
- Bullshit.
- You're bullshit.

1362
01:17:03.227 --> 01:17:04.794
Your fucking kid's bullshit too,

1363
01:17:04.924 --> 01:17:06.709
and you're both
making me nauseous.

1364
01:17:06.839 --> 01:17:08.928
Mommy, can I lick
the ketchup off the bun?

1365
01:17:15.239 --> 01:17:16.501
What the fuck?

1366
01:17:17.197 --> 01:17:18.590
Hey, hang tight, lady.

1367
01:17:18.721 --> 01:17:20.984
I'm gonna comp your boy's meal
a hundred percent.

1368
01:17:23.290 --> 01:17:24.770
Hey, shit pig. You okay?

1369
01:17:24.901 --> 01:17:26.859
Yeah, I'm good.[Moose] It's three o'clock.

1370
01:17:26.990 --> 01:17:28.426
Where the fuck are you going?

1371
01:17:28.556 --> 01:17:29.732
Just giving you space

1372
01:17:29.862 --> 01:17:31.429
for all your fucking handjobs!

1373
01:18:03.591 --> 01:18:04.767
Get in.

1374
01:18:36.581 --> 01:18:38.017
How's that runza?

1375
01:18:39.497 --> 01:18:41.194
All right, I guess.

1376
01:18:42.761 --> 01:18:44.197
Want some rings?

1377
01:18:44.328 --> 01:18:46.809
No, I want Moose to quit
rat-fucking me all the time.

1378
01:18:46.939 --> 01:18:49.507
When he's not busy shot calling,
he's swooping on my lady friend.

1379
01:18:54.555 --> 01:18:56.166
You want a little advice, homey?

1380
01:18:56.296 --> 01:18:57.471
What?

1381
01:18:58.298 --> 01:18:59.343
Make a move.

1382
01:19:00.561 --> 01:19:01.867
Any move.

1383
01:19:03.739 --> 01:19:05.262
Brooke isn't into Moose.

1384
01:19:05.392 --> 01:19:07.873
She's just waiting for you
to make a move, telling you.

1385
01:19:10.528 --> 01:19:12.530
You ever make a move?

1386
01:19:16.447 --> 01:19:17.665
Like on a lady friend?

1387
01:19:18.928 --> 01:19:19.842
Yeah.

1388
01:19:24.063 --> 01:19:24.977
Almost.

1389
01:19:31.810 --> 01:19:33.769
You gotta risk it
for the biscuit, Eagle.

1390
01:19:51.134 --> 01:19:54.180
<i>♪ It's been a long time
since you left me ♪</i>

1391
01:19:57.662 --> 01:20:00.534
<i>♪ I didn't mean
to make you cry ♪</i>

1392
01:20:04.016 --> 01:20:07.019
<i>♪ I didn't mean
to disappoint you ♪</i>

1393
01:20:10.327 --> 01:20:13.373
<i>♪ I didn't mean
to tell you lies ♪</i>

1394
01:20:16.812 --> 01:20:20.119
<i>♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪</i>

1395
01:20:23.079 --> 01:20:26.038
<i>♪ Won't you let me
tell you why ♪</i>

1396
01:20:27.779 --> 01:20:29.607
<i>♪ One more try ♪</i>

1397
01:20:29.737 --> 01:20:32.828
<i>♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪</i>

1398
01:20:34.090 --> 01:20:35.961
<i>♪ One more try ♪</i>

1399
01:20:36.092 --> 01:20:39.356
<i>♪ Let me put my arms
around you ♪</i>

1400
01:20:41.793 --> 01:20:45.710
<i>♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪</i>

1401
01:20:48.191 --> 01:20:52.064
<i>♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try? ♪</i>

1402
01:20:55.372 --> 01:20:58.766
<i>♪ It's been a long time
since I kissed you ♪</i>

1403
01:21:01.769 --> 01:21:04.772
<i>♪ It always used to feel
so good ♪</i>

1404
01:21:08.428 --> 01:21:11.649
<i>♪ And if you knew how much
I missed you ♪</i>

1405
01:21:14.478 --> 01:21:17.568
<i>♪ You'd forgive me
if you could ♪</i>

1406
01:21:18.786 --> 01:21:22.573
For the record,
I didn't give Moose a handjob.

1407
01:21:23.400 --> 01:21:25.184
That was all in his head,
shit pig.

1408
01:21:26.359 --> 01:21:28.318
I grabbed both your dicks
because it was the only way

1409
01:21:28.448 --> 01:21:30.059
I could get you two pussies
to shut up.

1410
01:21:30.798 --> 01:21:32.365
I wasn't gonna get an MIP
for that shit.

1411
01:21:32.496 --> 01:21:34.106
<i>♪ One more try ♪</i>

1412
01:21:34.237 --> 01:21:37.153
<i>♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪</i>

1413
01:21:38.371 --> 01:21:40.112
<i>♪ One more try ♪</i>

1414
01:21:40.243 --> 01:21:43.463
<i>♪ Let me put my arms
around you ♪</i>

1415
01:21:45.857 --> 01:21:49.600
<i>♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪</i>

1416
01:21:52.429 --> 01:21:56.172
<i>♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try ♪</i>

1417
01:21:57.347 --> 01:21:58.478
Moose!

1418
01:21:59.697 --> 01:22:02.613
<i>♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪</i>

1419
01:22:12.840 --> 01:22:14.146
Moose!

1420
01:22:17.149 --> 01:22:19.325
Moose! Come on!

1421
01:22:19.456 --> 01:22:21.023
Come on, let's talk!

1422
01:22:35.907 --> 01:22:37.953
Moose! Come on, dude.

1423
01:22:39.606 --> 01:22:40.651
Come on.

1424
01:22:40.781 --> 01:22:42.044
Let's just fucking talk.

1425
01:22:47.397 --> 01:22:49.486
Get the fuck away from me.

1426
01:23:36.794 --> 01:23:38.665
I just got off the phone
with Parks & Rec.

1427
01:23:38.796 --> 01:23:40.624
No one's manning
the Snack Shack.

1428
01:23:40.754 --> 01:23:41.755
Are you going in?

1429
01:23:42.365 --> 01:23:43.627
I'm sick.

1430
01:23:43.757 --> 01:23:45.281
Well, what about Moose?

1431
01:25:06.710 --> 01:25:07.754
Hey.

1432
01:25:15.936 --> 01:25:17.764
Dude, what the fuck happened?

1433
01:25:18.722 --> 01:25:20.115
Take a wild guess.

1434
01:25:28.514 --> 01:25:29.907
Here.

1435
01:25:30.037 --> 01:25:32.649
You good with Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, and Saturdays?

1436
01:25:34.520 --> 01:25:35.913
- What, like shifts?
- Yeah.

1437
01:25:36.043 --> 01:25:37.436
We'll divvy up Sundays.
I'll get this one.

1438
01:25:37.567 --> 01:25:39.221
- You get the next.
- Moose!

1439
01:25:42.093 --> 01:25:43.268
Fuck.

1440
01:25:44.617 --> 01:25:46.271
Can I get a jumbo Push Pop?

1441
01:25:46.402 --> 01:25:47.620
Yeah.

1442
01:25:55.411 --> 01:25:57.021
Hey, shit pig.

1443
01:25:58.022 --> 01:26:00.024
How come you pulled
a Copperfield at the party?

1444
01:26:00.155 --> 01:26:01.286
I waited for you all night.

1445
01:26:05.638 --> 01:26:07.162
So you want to ditch
this pop stand

1446
01:26:07.292 --> 01:26:09.251
and go grab a twist
from Chompy Cone?

1447
01:26:09.381 --> 01:26:11.688
- My treat.
- No, thanks.

1448
01:26:11.818 --> 01:26:14.256
Come on, no one says no
to free ice cream.

1449
01:26:14.952 --> 01:26:16.171
Want to hear it again?

1450
01:26:16.301 --> 01:26:17.694
Wait, are you being serious
right now?

1451
01:26:25.310 --> 01:26:28.139
It's feeling like a negatory on
the biscuit front there, Eagle.

1452
01:26:40.760 --> 01:26:42.806
- Where are you going?
- Waubonsie.

1453
01:26:43.589 --> 01:26:45.983
Gonna polish off this case,
sleep under the stars.

1454
01:26:46.113 --> 01:26:48.290
I can't go to Iowa. I'm not
supposed to cross state lines.

1455
01:26:48.420 --> 01:26:49.595
Gonna call your mom
at the next truck stop,

1456
01:26:49.726 --> 01:26:51.162
tell her you're staying
with Moose.

1457
01:26:51.293 --> 01:26:53.991
- What are you doing?
- Not stopping till you say yes.

1458
01:26:54.121 --> 01:26:55.645
Come on, Shane.
Slow down, dude. Oh, shit!

1459
01:26:57.821 --> 01:26:59.344
Fuck! All right! I'm in, I'm in!

1460
01:26:59.475 --> 01:27:00.780
- All right! There we go.
- God!

1461
01:27:00.911 --> 01:27:02.739
You've been busting your ass
all summer.

1462
01:27:02.869 --> 01:27:04.219
It's time to fucking unwind.

1463
01:27:21.192 --> 01:27:22.498
Heads up, Eagle.

1464
01:27:46.435 --> 01:27:48.263
Yo, what happened
with you and Brooke?

1465
01:27:49.960 --> 01:27:51.396
You gonna spill or what?

1466
01:27:56.271 --> 01:27:57.576
She lied to me.

1467
01:27:57.707 --> 01:27:59.491
She lied to you?

1468
01:27:59.622 --> 01:28:00.666
Yeah.

1469
01:28:05.715 --> 01:28:07.194
I caught her red-handed.

1470
01:28:10.067 --> 01:28:11.590
Doesn't sound like homegirl.

1471
01:28:14.289 --> 01:28:17.553
She said that she waited for me
all night at the party.

1472
01:28:19.555 --> 01:28:22.558
And then I caught her hanging
on some fucking giant

1473
01:28:22.688 --> 01:28:23.863
out on the porch.

1474
01:28:28.259 --> 01:28:29.434
Flattop?

1475
01:28:30.348 --> 01:28:31.436
Yeah.

1476
01:28:31.567 --> 01:28:33.917
- Green Duster?
- Exactly.

1477
01:28:40.010 --> 01:28:41.446
What?

1478
01:28:43.318 --> 01:28:45.276
Oh, dude.

1479
01:28:45.407 --> 01:28:46.843
The jarhead's her brother.

1480
01:28:50.586 --> 01:28:51.543
Fuck.

1481
01:28:56.896 --> 01:28:57.854
Fuck!

1482
01:29:00.639 --> 01:29:02.728
Oh, fucking A, Eagle.

1483
01:29:07.429 --> 01:29:08.343
Just let me explain.

1484
01:29:08.473 --> 01:29:09.822
- Come on.
- No, thanks.

1485
01:29:09.953 --> 01:29:11.781
Brooke, come on.
Look, I didn't realize.

1486
01:29:11.911 --> 01:29:13.435
I know I fucked up.
Just please just listen--

1487
01:29:13.565 --> 01:29:14.958
No, thanks.

1488
01:29:16.394 --> 01:29:17.613
Want to hear it again?

1489
01:29:24.359 --> 01:29:26.012
Oh, can we get
some of this, Mom?

1490
01:29:26.143 --> 01:29:28.363
Sure. Just one.

1491
01:29:34.369 --> 01:29:35.892
What's up, A-Jams?

1492
01:29:36.022 --> 01:29:37.372
Hey, Shan.

1493
01:29:39.722 --> 01:29:40.984
Stop.

1494
01:29:41.114 --> 01:29:42.464
Isn't she a sophomore?

1495
01:29:42.594 --> 01:29:43.595
Junior.

1496
01:29:44.901 --> 01:29:46.555
So how did you
get to know her?

1497
01:29:46.685 --> 01:29:48.034
That's Donny's older sister.

1498
01:29:48.165 --> 01:29:49.688
Well, I would think
that you would--

1499
01:29:50.385 --> 01:29:52.778
Oh, my God, Jeanie!

1500
01:29:52.909 --> 01:29:54.693
You scared the heck out of me.

1501
01:29:54.824 --> 01:29:56.652
Sherry! How are you doing?

1502
01:29:56.782 --> 01:29:59.132
Oh, my God.
It's been forever, right?

1503
01:29:59.263 --> 01:30:00.525
It has.

1504
01:30:00.656 --> 01:30:02.745
I'm used to seeing
that big turkey.

1505
01:30:03.963 --> 01:30:05.704
Oh! Your hair.

1506
01:30:05.835 --> 01:30:07.489
I know.

1507
01:30:07.619 --> 01:30:09.360
It was time for a change.

1508
01:30:09.491 --> 01:30:10.927
Oh, it's so full.

1509
01:30:11.057 --> 01:30:12.624
Almost like a Kay Orr thing.

1510
01:30:12.755 --> 01:30:14.496
- I love it.
- Aw!

1511
01:30:14.626 --> 01:30:16.062
Thank you.

1512
01:30:17.542 --> 01:30:18.891
What's going on?

1513
01:30:19.979 --> 01:30:22.547
You guys get in a tiff at your
sleepover the other night?

1514
01:30:23.113 --> 01:30:24.419
What sleepover?

1515
01:30:28.292 --> 01:30:29.424
- Really?
- I don't know.

1516
01:31:00.977 --> 01:31:03.196
Happy early birthday, asshole.

1517
01:31:04.546 --> 01:31:06.373
Got you a little
something-something.

1518
01:31:08.158 --> 01:31:09.420
You want to lunch it
at Babe's?

1519
01:31:09.551 --> 01:31:10.900
How about a rain check?

1520
01:31:13.293 --> 01:31:14.947
I still gotta do
the whole backyard.

1521
01:31:24.217 --> 01:31:25.392
How's the weather over there?

1522
01:31:26.568 --> 01:31:28.744
Cloudy with a chance
of diaper shit.

1523
01:31:29.832 --> 01:31:33.488
Well, hang in there,
Eagle Scout.

1524
01:31:35.228 --> 01:31:36.534
I'll swing by later.

1525
01:31:37.274 --> 01:31:38.536
See if you want to get stupid.

1526
01:31:38.667 --> 01:31:40.407
Word. Thanks, homey.

1527
01:32:11.874 --> 01:32:13.092
Peace offering, shit pig.

1528
01:32:14.050 --> 01:32:15.573
For your box stall.

1529
01:32:16.226 --> 01:32:17.619
- Wow.
- I know.

1530
01:32:18.097 --> 01:32:19.925
It's probably
the only portrait of myself

1531
01:32:20.056 --> 01:32:21.187
I can actually stomach.

1532
01:32:25.061 --> 01:32:26.192
So...

1533
01:32:26.323 --> 01:32:27.846
Is anyone up
in this bitch?

1534
01:32:27.977 --> 01:32:29.369
Uh, no.

1535
01:32:30.980 --> 01:32:32.503
Sooey!

1536
01:32:35.462 --> 01:32:36.986
You ever make out
to <i>Combat Shock?</i>

1537
01:32:38.161 --> 01:32:39.597
<i>Right at that moment,</i>

1538
01:32:39.728 --> 01:32:41.120
<i>I knew what had to be done.</i>

1539
01:32:41.904 --> 01:32:43.732
<i>It was all coming back to me.</i>

1540
01:32:44.689 --> 01:32:46.952
<i>A revelation
that hit me like a bullet.</i>

1541
01:32:48.563 --> 01:32:51.653
<i>Bullets.
This chick was armed.</i>

1542
01:32:51.783 --> 01:32:55.221
<i>I felt a tremendous power
surging through my veins.</i>

1543
01:32:55.352 --> 01:32:56.875
<i>Where's the gun?</i>

1544
01:33:10.367 --> 01:33:11.934
I gotta tell you something.

1545
01:33:12.064 --> 01:33:14.980
So, no grass carping, okay?

1546
01:33:17.330 --> 01:33:18.984
Yeah. What?

1547
01:33:21.508 --> 01:33:22.858
My dad got his orders.

1548
01:33:24.555 --> 01:33:26.165
We're shipping out to Ramstein.

1549
01:33:29.865 --> 01:33:30.953
Ramstein?

1550
01:33:32.519 --> 01:33:33.564
Germany.

1551
01:33:37.263 --> 01:33:38.264
When?

1552
01:33:39.352 --> 01:33:40.484
Next week.

1553
01:33:45.184 --> 01:33:46.533
Next week? I...

1554
01:33:47.839 --> 01:33:49.232
You're grass carping.

1555
01:33:57.109 --> 01:33:58.676
I got a question.

1556
01:33:59.851 --> 01:34:00.896
Yeah?

1557
01:34:04.160 --> 01:34:05.814
Do you have a condom?

1558
01:34:26.138 --> 01:34:28.010
Oh, shit,
that's the Judge.

1559
01:34:28.140 --> 01:34:29.446
Awkward.

1560
01:34:29.576 --> 01:34:31.317
Maybe he's just
grabbing something.

1561
01:34:31.448 --> 01:34:32.841
Shh.

1562
01:34:34.190 --> 01:34:36.105
A.J.?Hey, Dad, don't come in here!

1563
01:34:43.721 --> 01:34:45.288
Oh. Um...

1564
01:34:47.159 --> 01:34:48.465
We need to talk.

1565
01:34:49.771 --> 01:34:50.902
Downstairs.

1566
01:35:03.959 --> 01:35:05.134
- See you, okay?
- Yeah.

1567
01:35:05.264 --> 01:35:07.658
Nope, hold on. Come here.
Both of you.

1568
01:35:11.880 --> 01:35:14.317
What's going on?
Why are you being so weird?

1569
01:35:17.624 --> 01:35:18.800
Um...

1570
01:35:20.149 --> 01:35:21.411
I just got a call...

1571
01:35:23.021 --> 01:35:25.763
from Bill Workman
about a half hour ago.

1572
01:35:27.591 --> 01:35:30.550
There was an accident out on 75.

1573
01:35:34.250 --> 01:35:35.730
Shane got killed.

1574
01:35:48.699 --> 01:35:49.744
What?

1575
01:35:54.226 --> 01:35:55.401
I just saw him.

1576
01:35:59.971 --> 01:36:01.320
I'm sorry, son.

1577
01:36:48.280 --> 01:36:49.281
Get in.

1578
01:37:50.952 --> 01:37:52.344
What the fuck?

1579
01:37:52.910 --> 01:37:54.433
What the fuck?

1580
01:40:18.316 --> 01:40:19.491
Hey.

1581
01:40:20.405 --> 01:40:21.406
Hey.

1582
01:40:24.409 --> 01:40:26.107
Thought you said
that we were dry.

1583
01:40:26.237 --> 01:40:27.978
No, man, this is it.

1584
01:40:29.023 --> 01:40:31.286
Last two. I found a...

1585
01:40:31.416 --> 01:40:34.332
a sixer stashed
with the Christmas shit.

1586
01:40:35.203 --> 01:40:36.943
Mm. Nativity set?

1587
01:40:37.074 --> 01:40:38.075
Yeah.

1588
01:40:42.253 --> 01:40:44.125
I did pound
the other four, though.

1589
01:40:47.084 --> 01:40:48.129
That's fair.

1590
01:40:58.661 --> 01:40:59.662
Moose?

1591
01:41:02.578 --> 01:41:03.666
Are we cool?

1592
01:41:06.495 --> 01:41:07.931
Yeah, man.

1593
01:41:09.324 --> 01:41:10.803
We're cool.

1594
01:41:13.937 --> 01:41:15.112
Cool.

1595
01:41:15.243 --> 01:41:17.680
Fuck off, animals!

1596
01:41:17.810 --> 01:41:19.377
We're having a moment!

1597
01:41:20.596 --> 01:41:22.641
Fuck.

1598
01:41:24.600 --> 01:41:27.733
Oh, dude, I'm sorry
I punched you in the nose.

1599
01:41:27.864 --> 01:41:29.605
Oh, I... I didn't even feel it.

1600
01:41:30.171 --> 01:41:32.260
Yeah, okay.

1601
01:41:34.044 --> 01:41:35.306
Hmm.

1602
01:41:36.960 --> 01:41:38.092
All right, are you ready?

1603
01:41:38.744 --> 01:41:39.963
Yeah.

1604
01:41:40.094 --> 01:41:41.573
Yeah, let's make some dough.

1605
01:41:44.750 --> 01:41:45.969
Wait.

1606
01:41:52.323 --> 01:41:53.846
There's no glass on deck.

1607
01:42:00.940 --> 01:42:03.029
So look, man, I want
to pitch you a few ideas.

1608
01:42:03.160 --> 01:42:04.901
Yeah? What kind of ideas?

1609
01:42:05.031 --> 01:42:07.077
How we can double our return
on this bitch next summer.

1610
01:42:08.600 --> 01:42:10.298
- Does it involve Real Beer?
- Ooh!

1611
01:42:11.734 --> 01:42:13.039
Hundred percent.

1612
01:42:16.391 --> 01:42:18.044
Two fucking lines, goobs!

1613
01:42:18.175 --> 01:42:21.047
Give me two fucking lines!

1614
01:42:21.178 --> 01:42:23.485
- Right now!
- My turn! My turn!

1615
01:42:55.386 --> 01:42:56.735
Hey.[Brooke] Hey.

1616
01:42:56.866 --> 01:42:58.781
Hey, what's going on?
Are you leaving right now?

1617
01:42:58.911 --> 01:43:01.523
Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the pool
but I couldn't find you.

1618
01:43:01.653 --> 01:43:02.698
What happened to Tuesday?

1619
01:43:03.612 --> 01:43:05.875
When the AF says jump,
he jumps.

1620
01:43:07.920 --> 01:43:09.574
In two minutes,
we're taillights.

1621
01:43:09.705 --> 01:43:10.967
Just gotta hit the head.

1622
01:43:11.097 --> 01:43:12.098
Roger, Wilco.

1623
01:43:12.229 --> 01:43:13.839
Two minutes?

1624
01:43:14.710 --> 01:43:16.190
Here.

1625
01:43:17.713 --> 01:43:19.105
Take it.

1626
01:43:19.236 --> 01:43:20.498
What is it?

1627
01:43:21.195 --> 01:43:22.544
Open it, dum-dum.

1628
01:43:32.597 --> 01:43:33.903
A hanky?

1629
01:43:35.818 --> 01:43:37.776
So you don't have
to borrow your dad's.

1630
01:43:41.171 --> 01:43:42.564
One more thing.

1631
01:43:49.484 --> 01:43:51.747
I, um... I printed it
last night.

1632
01:44:07.241 --> 01:44:08.720
We don't say "goodbye."

1633
01:44:09.330 --> 01:44:10.418
Just...

1634
01:44:11.288 --> 01:44:12.420
"see you later."

1635
01:44:30.220 --> 01:44:31.308
Let's move out.

1636
01:44:39.664 --> 01:44:40.970
Another keeper.

1637
01:44:43.886 --> 01:44:45.061
See ya, A.J.

1638
01:44:49.413 --> 01:44:50.545
See ya.

1639
01:46:59.761 --> 01:47:03.504
<i>♪ There must be someone
I can talk to about this ♪</i>

1640
01:47:05.157 --> 01:47:08.900
<i>♪ I never realized how much
friendship could be missed ♪</i>

1641
01:47:10.119 --> 01:47:11.860
<i>♪ But it's all good now ♪</i>

1642
01:47:11.990 --> 01:47:14.253
<i>♪ 'Cause there's no one
but we two ♪</i>

1643
01:47:14.776 --> 01:47:15.994
<i>♪ And I'm alone ♪</i>

1644
01:47:17.169 --> 01:47:19.345
<i>♪ But I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1645
01:47:19.955 --> 01:47:21.913
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1646
01:47:22.566 --> 01:47:24.350
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1647
01:47:26.527 --> 01:47:27.658
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

1648
01:47:30.052 --> 01:47:32.576
<i>♪ You look so strange
without the makeup ♪</i>

1649
01:47:32.707 --> 01:47:33.969
<i>♪ Upon your face ♪</i>

1650
01:47:35.274 --> 01:47:36.841
<i>♪ It'd be so different ♪</i>

1651
01:47:36.972 --> 01:47:39.191
<i>♪ Another time
and another place ♪</i>

1652
01:47:40.671 --> 01:47:42.325
<i>♪ Don't do nothing ♪</i>

1653
01:47:42.456 --> 01:47:44.153
<i>♪ That would make you
look a fool ♪</i>

1654
01:47:47.504 --> 01:47:49.811
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1655
01:47:50.333 --> 01:47:52.335
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1656
01:47:52.857 --> 01:47:54.772
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1657
01:47:56.905 --> 01:47:57.819
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

1658
01:48:00.343 --> 01:48:04.434
<i>♪ And there are some times
where I don't know where I am ♪</i>

1659
01:48:05.870 --> 01:48:08.612
<i>♪ And there are some things
that I'll never ♪</i>

1660
01:48:08.743 --> 01:48:10.701
<i>♪ Never understand ♪</i>

1661
01:48:12.573 --> 01:48:13.791
<i>♪ Understand ♪</i>

1662
01:48:15.010 --> 01:48:17.099
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1663
01:48:17.665 --> 01:48:20.232
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1664
01:48:20.363 --> 01:48:22.844
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1665
01:48:22.974 --> 01:48:24.585
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1666
01:48:25.542 --> 01:48:26.630
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>