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Here comes Lucky!
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And they're off. Number 7,
Sandy's Rocket, out front.
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Right behind him
by the three against the rail
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as they head down
the front stretch...
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Number 7, Sandy's Rocket,
in control now.
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Down the backstretch...
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Look at all this
fucking coin, dude.
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- A.J., where's the capper?
- Shredded. Back in VIP.
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Look who's Big Money in seven.
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- No fucking way, Moose.
- Yes fucking way. We're red-hot.
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- Don't shit on our streak.
- I'm not shitting on our streak.
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You're shitting all over
our streak big time.
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"Four runs and we bone out."
Those were your exact words.
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Yeah, and Big Money in six
was a fucking game changer.
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- It's two o'clock.
- It's five 'til.
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- Come on, we should bounce.
- Pensacola's already halfway
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- through the post parade, pussy.
- Dude, you're going rogue.
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- Because you're being a pussy.
- Shut the f--
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Y'all fixing to place a bet?
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Just a sec, darling.
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Come on, bitch. Look up there
and tell me who's Big Money.
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- Sweetchuck's our boy.
- Sweetchuck? Fuck you.
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Crowd's got wood
for Easy Does It.
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The crowd goes home
in a body bag, okay?
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Let's go straight bet.
No exotics. Let it ride.
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Fuck you! We're up three bills.
I'm not letting it ride.
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Now who's the pussy?
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Get the fucking cab.
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All right.
And they're off.
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Gonna fuck it all up!
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What the fuck, A.J.?
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Sweetchuck hard-charging...
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Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
He's breaking...
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Run! Run! Run! Come on!
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Now he's two lengths ahead.
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Oh, shit! Here he comes!
Big money, money, money!
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And it's Sweetchuck
at the wire!
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Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck!
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No, no, no, no!
Moose, our cab!
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Some chud's ganking it.
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Oh, fuck!
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Now what are we supposed to do?
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We're screwed.
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Oh, what? You gonna run
across the river bridge?
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A.J., it's the fucking
interstate!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Hey! Hey, buddy!
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I got an easy 50!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay in this lane!
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You almost hit that car!
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Fuck! Moose...
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All right, I need you to punch
this shitbox, all right?
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Moose, Moose...
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[boy] Come on! Come on!
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Where the heck
have you guys been?
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We've been waiting
for 35 minutes.
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We got stuck on the train
by the Bongo habitat.
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Some kid had a grand mal seizure
and they shut it down.
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- What could we do?
- Just get on the dang bus.
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Hey, butt fuck!
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You're both dead
if I'm late for practice.
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What practice, Randy?
You do wrestling and football.
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Yeah, it's fucking May, loser.
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Fuck off.
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All right, homeboy,
what are you feeling?
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Benjys and Grants
or Jackies and Hams?
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- Why're you doing the lip thing?
- I'm not doing a lip thing.
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Makes you look like you're
prepping to suck an asshole.
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No more wild-card shit.
You're breaking your own rules.
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Fuck off,
don't be such a basket case.
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Look at this epic
fucking split, dude!
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Goddamn it, I want to epic split
your fucking mouth.
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Yeah?
Why don't you try it, pussy?
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Because every chaperone
on this bus
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is fucking staring at us.
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What?
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- Yo, question.
- Yeah, dude?
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Who'd you like in the 8th?
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ooh, what's the wort at?
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Uh, it's at 69 degrees.
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All right, let's pitch
the fucking yeast
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and put her to bed.
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Home sweet home.
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Squeeze that airlock in.
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- Is that one leaking?
- Brand-new tub.
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How could it be leaking?
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Let's check the pH
on the lagers.
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Booyah. What are you feeling?
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Let's go pilsner.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers, dude.
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Whoa.
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Looks bright.
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Spritzy.
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Mm. Wow.
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Yeah, I know, dude.
We fucking made that!
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- We made that!
- This is, like, real beer.
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Mm! Let's go with that.
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- What?
- Real Beer. For the label.
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I found a printer
in Tecumseh.
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They can bang them out
for two cents a pop.
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I dig it.
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All right, so, look, man,
I want to pitch you an idea.
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Okay, hit me.
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It's time to expand
the operation.
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All right, so look, dude,
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we're sitting on a cash cow
with Real Beer.
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Fifteen gallons a month
is baby stuff
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compared to what we could do
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if we scaled her up
to a buck twenty.
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- A hundred and twenty gallons?
- A month, dude.
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And we'll cash flow
our day-to-day ops
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with our track winnings
until we get to a rhythm
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where this thing
is running itself.
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Moose, we haven't
even sold a single beer.
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Yet. You gotta learn
to forecast, bitch.
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Fuck!
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We hit two matinees a week,
we're solid gold.
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Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge
up a ride every two weeks.
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Pause.
Don't worry about transpo.
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Transpo's my turf.
And we'll circle back in a sec.
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A huge part of this operation
is figuring out
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the right foot soldiers
to bring in.
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What do you think
of Jason Beaumont?
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Dude, fucking kid's a narc.
He'd squeal for sure.
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Yeah! I love your instincts!
That's why you're gonna run HR.
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Handle all the recruiting.
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Fuck!
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That was a fucking neck shot!
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- Forecast.
- You said no fucking necks.
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So are we in agreement
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that transpo's
our number one concern?
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Hundred percent.
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And until this operation's
got wheels,
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if feels like it's dead
in the water.
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Okay, hear me out.
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Fuck, these are awesome.
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Tom, we're good to go.
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Kip Langer's older brother.
You know him?
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- Darian?
- No, Darian's in Chrissy's class.
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I'm talking about Gary.
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With the lazy eye
and the gelled hair.
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- Oh, yeah. The DJ guy.
- Yeah.
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So he's got a limo thing
on the side, dude.
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Like weddings and proms,
all that type of shit.
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Thanks, Tom.
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You know what?
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Here's a little something
for you.
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So obviously, his rates
are premium on the weekends,
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because that's where
all the action is.
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But Monday through Thursday
is a total fucking dead zone.
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So I've got Gary locked in
at 25 bucks an hour,
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plus we gotta float the gas.
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But all he needs
is a three-hour heads-up.
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So you want to take a limo back
and forth between Bluffs Run?
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Yeah, twice a week.
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It'd be like a C-note
per run, max.
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- That's it?
- That's fucking it, dude.
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It's actually
a really boss idea.
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It's airtight, bitch.
I knew you'd be all over it.
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This fucker's
double O-C too.
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Huh?
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Fucking limo, asshole.
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It's got a 13-inch TV
with a built-in VHS.
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Mini wet bar.
Motorola bag phone.
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Why would we need
a bag phone?
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In case we gotta move
on some shit
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and we don't have time
to hit a payphone.
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Look, stop fixating
on the bag phone.
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- Are you in or you out?
- I'm in.
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- I'm in, yeah.
- All right, I'll set it up.
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Oh, buddy,
we're gonna be rolling
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in so much fucking dough
this summer.
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♪ Rollin' down the street ♪
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♪ I saw this girl
and she was pumpin' ♪
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♪ I winked my eye,
she got into the ride ♪
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♪ Went to a club, was jumpin' ♪
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♪ Took her to the hotel ♪
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♪ She said, "You're the king" ♪
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♪ I said, "Be my queen
if you know what I mean" ♪
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♪ And let us do
the wild thing ♪
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♪ Wild thing ♪
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[A.J.] Yo, I'm home.
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Mm, Mrs. C.,
these deer chops are banging.
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What's going on?
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How was the field trip, boys?
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Oh, like the best ever.
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Yeah, we got to hand-feed
the giraffes.
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Yeah, the sucker was eating
right out of our palm.
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Speaking of hands,
let me smell those hands.
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Jesus, what?
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No. Why?
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Are you trying
to hide something from us?
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Oh, he is. Big time.
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No, no, I just don't want you
smelling my hands.
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It's weird.[Judge] It's not weird.
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It's just a set of hands, son.
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Afraid we'll find out
about the cigarettes?
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Cigarettes? We--
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Mr. Rubenking said
he saw you and Moose
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smoking cigarettes
in the VIP area
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of I-80 OTB this afternoon.
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I-80 OTB?
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It's an off-track
betting parlor.
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In Council Bluffs, Iowa.
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Right across the river bridge
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from the Henry Doorly Zoo.
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Smoking cigarettes
and going berserk!
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He emphasized "berserk."
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And the damn neon shirts!
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Awful quiet, Moose.
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Did you get those fancy shoes
with your gambling winnings?
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Guilty!
- Moose...
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Chrissy, go to your room.
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- No way.
- In your room, young lady.
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Ugh!
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- Witness stand.
- No.
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No, I'm not...
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There's been
a pattern with you two.
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- An escalation.
- A very dangerous escalation.
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- We're not escalating.
- Illegally crossing state lines
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to hang out at an off-track
betting parlor?
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We're not hanging out.
We're working.
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- Working!
- Oh, my God!
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- You're not a pro gambler!
- Are you two doing dope?
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Okay, no on the dope,
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and no, I'm not gonna become
a professional gambler.
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You two idiots are gonna end up
in a double funeral
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or on the side
of a fricking milk carton.
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Is it Moose? Is he the one that
talks you into this crazy stuff?
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No, it's not Moose.
I came up with the system.
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The system? What is the system?
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A secret system
for big-money long shots.
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You're 14 years old!
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You don't have
a fricking system!
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Dude, I am so fucking sorry.
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The Judge started doing
the lip thing,
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and I just fucking panicked.
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Did you tell them
about the system?
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They don't want to hear
about Big Money, Moose.
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I'm grounded.
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Banned from the track
and banned from Iowa.
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
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This rat-fucks
our whole plan.
248
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,393
There is no plan.
We're done.
249
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,962
No more running free range.
They're shutting us down.
250
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,877
I've got one week
to find a legit job
251
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,400
before my mom goes
full-tilt DEFCON.
252
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,011
Full tilt? What do you mean?
253
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,534
Baseball.
Bible camp.
254
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,275
Weekends at her auction crew.
255
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:10,234
Fuck your mom's auction crew.
Shit pay.
256
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,672
Tell her we're not signing on
for three bucks an hour.
257
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,412
She made no mention
of hiring you.
258
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,287
We're a package deal, A.J.
You don't break up the band.
259
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,769
Look, just circle
the heavy hitters, okay?
260
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,727
Don't waste your time
with that entry-level slop.
261
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,686
- I'm not.
- Dude, don't worry.
262
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,818
Tomorrow after school,
we'll get some shit lined up.
263
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,124
Easy peasy.
264
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,604
All right?
265
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,345
- See ya, pussy.
- See ya.
266
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,577
What if we doubled
the batch?
267
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,057
And then had only
one foot soldier
268
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,233
instead of an entire roster
of guys to manage?
269
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,931
Fuck me, you really want
to hobby brew?
270
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,585
No--Look, the company's fucked.
271
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,936
We're never gonna cash-flow
this thing with minimum wage
272
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,589
and suck-ass hours.
273
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,939
Excuse me.
274
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,122
Pass the sack.
I got dibs on that last one.
275
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,906
Fuck you.
The big boy's mine.
276
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,168
Give it to me.
277
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,780
It's my money,
it's my gizzard.
278
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,175
Fuck, dude. My neck!
279
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,829
Forecast.
280
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,792
Boom! Right in the breadbasket!
281
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,925
And you fuckstains
are no Mike Rozier.
282
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,709
Is it piss?
283
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,016
Straight from the tap,
sweet cheeks.
284
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,410
You two dip fucks better grow
eyes in the back of your head.
285
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,499
High school's gonna be
a fucking meat grinder!
286
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,283
It's open season, limp dicks.
287
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,546
You never know when,
you never know where.
288
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,375
- Pussies!
- Whoo!
289
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,778
You boys all right?
290
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,781
That's piss, ain't it?
291
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,785
Yeah, it's piss.
292
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,532
Holy shit!
293
00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,664
Shane!
294
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:00,970
What the fuck?
295
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,754
So much for one
weekend a month, huh?
296
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,147
- Shotgun.
- No fucking way.
297
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,279
Get in the back, mutant.
298
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,369
What's up, Eagle?
299
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,548
Fucking A...
300
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,985
This is why you're in the back.
301
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,770
Hold on to your fucking tits.
302
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,511
Fuck the Carmichaels.
303
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,253
Don't let those pussies
run a psyop on you.
304
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,952
Rodney's a horror show, dude.
That Boz cut, those muscles.
305
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,040
I mean...
306
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,780
He's a fucking juicehead, Eagle.
307
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,958
He used to bitch out
when I wrestled him at 160.
308
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,612
Yo, Rambo?
Fucking waste anyone over there?
309
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,876
The whole thing was over
in a hundred hours, dipshit.
310
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,182
The only thing I wasted
was my freshman year.
311
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,228
The town's still covered
in yellow.
312
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,143
Maybe they'll give you
the keys to the city, dude.
313
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,796
Shit, I'd settle for the keys
to the Toddy Shop.
314
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,450
Old enough to die for Uncle Sam,
315
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,322
but still can't buy
a fucking sixer.
316
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,672
Yo, homey.
Do you want a beer?
317
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,809
Fuck!
318
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,509
Seriously?
319
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,076
You turds made this?
320
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,338
Yeah.
321
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,602
All right, so check it.
You gotta pour it like this.
322
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,083
And don't drink the stuff
on the bottom.
323
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,781
Copy that.
324
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:21,877
Moment of truth.
325
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,102
Well?
326
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,931
Goddamn, fellas.
327
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,410
It's not shit.
328
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,242
- It's drinkable as fuck.
- Drinkable as fuck!
329
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,809
Oh, yeah, dude!
330
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,550
That's going on
the fucking sticker for sure!
331
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,858
All, right, can we put you down
for a case?
332
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,252
Whoo!
333
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,865
Well, you know the rules.
334
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,216
No glass on deck.
335
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,740
Yes, sir.
336
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,583
The water's piss-warm, dude.
337
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:19,543
Yeah. Ron always cranks it
for the invitationals.
338
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,502
Hey, we need to bag
some summer jobs.
339
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,199
- You think you can hook us up?
- No.
340
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,985
It's not gonna fly.
You gotta be 16 to guard.
341
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,725
Ron might budge
on the Eagle Scout,
342
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,684
but definitely
not on you.
343
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:33,166
Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool.
Me and A.J. are a package deal.
344
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,212
Shit, you can ask the Bravo boys
if they need an extra hand.
345
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,909
With what?
346
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,346
They're planning on running
that thing this summer.
347
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,565
What thing?
- That thing.
348
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,828
The Snack Shack.
349
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,876
So does their family,
like, own it or something?
350
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,095
No, Bravos don't own it.
City owns it.
351
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,357
Yo, toss me your keys.
352
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,272
I want to see
inside that fucker.
353
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,708
Don't have any.
354
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,144
Snack Shack's totally
separate from the pool.
355
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,016
Okay, so they rent it
from the city?
356
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,105
No, I think it gets bid out
through Parks & Rec.
357
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,803
- Okay, how's that work?
- I don't know, dude.
358
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,283
I think they bid it out
359
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,936
at the city council
meeting tomorrow.
360
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,721
How much the Bravos
throw down on that sucker?
361
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:09,419
Ask them. They're gonna be
at the sunken lot tonight.
362
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,210
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
363
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,908
That we hit the sunken lot,
dump some beer,
364
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,866
get intel on
the Bravo boys' bid,
365
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,173
then rat-fuck them at the city
council meeting tomorrow night.
366
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,708
Yo! Shit pig.
367
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,492
You all right?
368
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,321
Huh? Me?
369
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,758
Yeah. You, like,
having a fit or something?
370
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,848
Oh. It's just allergies.
It's like...
371
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,982
- Allergies?
- Grass, pollen, ragw--
372
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,853
Yeah, like the movie about
the kid in the plastic bubble?
373
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,378
No. No, it's not
like him at all.
374
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,509
- I'm nothing like that.
- Yeah, right.
375
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,207
Seriously.
376
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,775
Oh, God, you are
totally like him.
377
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:45,907
Sorry.
378
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,866
What is that?
379
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,651
My hanky?
380
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,610
Your hanky?
381
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,656
Oh, it's not mine.
It's actually my dad's.
382
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,962
Your dad loaned you
his fucking snot-rag?
383
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,225
Just temporarily.
384
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,924
Sorry, I'm not usually
like this.
385
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,839
I-I-I just took a Benadryl.
386
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:05,970
So...
387
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,671
Why are you doing that?
388
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,977
It's a free country, shit pig.
389
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,545
Close your mouth, you look like
a fucking grass carp.
390
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,638
God, I don't know why
Leah's so into you.
391
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,988
She made it out
like you were a real catch.
392
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,426
Oh. So you're, like,
Leah's cousin or something?
393
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,818
Doi.
394
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,691
And lucky me, she's only
35 miles south of Offutt,
395
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,823
so this shithole gets
to be my reality all summer.
396
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,303
Hmm.
397
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,349
Hey, what's the suicide rate
in this hick town?
398
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,395
Is that marijuana?
399
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,788
What? Are you allergic?
400
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,357
Oh, shit.
401
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,797
What is happening right now?
402
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,929
I just, uh...
403
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:53,931
It's dinner.
404
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,065
I should go.
405
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,501
I guess so.
406
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,024
See you around, shit pig.
407
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,680
Sooey!
408
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,298
So, how's the job hunt
coming along?
409
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,951
Mom, it's been like 48 hours.
410
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,344
Watch the sass back.
411
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,738
Mm, I got an auction
in two weeks.
412
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,350
Ordered you a medium
with the new logo, just in case.
413
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,873
It's polo style this year.
414
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,006
- And salmon.
- Mm! Chrissy's idea.
415
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,529
I designed them.
416
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,923
Have you thought
about mowing lawns?
417
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,446
Now that's an idea.
418
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,753
Are you kidding me?
This is me after one lawn.
419
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,798
Oh, come on, nothing a little
Benadryl couldn't level out.
420
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,235
- God bless you.
- Bless you.
421
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,888
This is Benadryl.
I'm the fricking poster boy.
422
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,281
- No fricks.
- No fricks.
423
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,978
- Stuff it, Chrissy.
- You stuff it.
424
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,242
- Stuff it big time.
- Zip it.
425
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:55,297
Hey, Mom, there's a study group
tonight for the Civics final.
426
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,777
Does it involve Moose?
427
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,474
No. It's over at Beaumont's.
428
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,347
- There's a fella with a plan.
- Such a go-getter.
429
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,437
Maybe you could tag-team
with his mowing business,
430
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,177
start some kind of lawn empire.
431
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:10,834
No. I don't want to start a lawn
empire with Jason Beaumont.
432
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,836
I just want to cram
for the Civics test.
433
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,751
Watch the sass back.
434
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,101
- Ten p.m.
- Ten?
435
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:19,278
Mom, come on, it doesn't
even start until eight--
436
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,192
Ten fifteen.
You're still grounded, buddy.
437
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,151
Eleven.
438
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,979
Here we go now.
Gonna let it go now.
439
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,198
We're gonna start now at 10,
10, we'll bring it up to 10:15.
440
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,200
- We're taking the 10:15.
- Hey!
441
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,593
All the way up to 11,
we're looking at 11.
442
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,291
Eleven's too high. Grounded.[Judge] Hey!
443
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,336
Bring it all the way back,
now 10:30, now 10:15.
444
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,644
10:15 it's gonna be,
and I'm giving you 10:15.
445
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,080
- Sold now.
- Sold!
446
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,432
♪ I was clowning in class
like I usually do... ♪
447
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,436
Dude, I can't believe
we just dumped two cases.
448
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,090
Two cases is pussy.
449
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,874
Look at all these
college kids.
450
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,659
We gotta partner up
with some frats.
451
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,791
Get our foot soldiers
in UNL, UNO,
452
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:56,750
fucking Peru State.
453
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,882
Dude, we could be offloading 400
gallons of Real Beer a month.
454
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,057
Easy.
455
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,374
Hey, watch where you're going, prep.
456
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,768
- Sorry, dude.
- What did you just fucking say?
457
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,162
We got a problem here?
458
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,164
There is so not a problem.
459
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,341
I didn't know
he was with you.
460
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,255
Sorry. It won't happen again.
461
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,000
Shane fucking Workman!
462
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,358
Oh, Bravos.
Right over there.
463
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:41,882
Okay, I've got this shit.
Hang back in the wings.
464
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,541
Hey, what's up, boys?
465
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,369
Who the fuck
are you assholes?
466
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:53,502
Moose Miller.
This is my associate, A.J.
467
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,286
We're the guys behind Real Beer.
468
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,723
Real Beer?
469
00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:58,594
Yeah, that beer you're drinking.
470
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,422
Wh-- You made this?
471
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:01,945
Yeah, man.
472
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:03,556
We're still finalizing
the design on the logo,
473
00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:06,472
but that next batch will look
as good as it tastes.
474
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,125
How old are you guys?
475
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,692
- Fourteen.
- Sixteen.
476
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,261
Almost fifteen.
477
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,045
Oh, yeah. I know this guy.
478
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,091
You're the judge's kid,
aren't you?
479
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,572
Yeah, he did our mom and dad's
divorce.
480
00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:21,356
Huh?
481
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,054
I said your dad did
our mom and dad's divorce!
482
00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,971
So, uh, we heard you guys
are renting the Snack Shack
483
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,625
out of the pool this summer.
484
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,235
Yeah. So what?
485
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,715
Well, Shane had mentioned
486
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,935
that you guys might need
some extra hands.
487
00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:37,067
- Nah, we're cool.
- We can handle it ourselves.
488
00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:38,982
It's probably a real
gravy train, huh?
489
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,158
We do all right.
490
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,421
Mm-hmm.
491
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,424
What's it cost to rent it out?
492
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,950
Three grand my ass.
They're bluffing, big time.
493
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,431
I don't know, dude.
A grand a month seems legit.
494
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:55,912
Chump change compared to what
the fucker could turn over.
495
00:23:56,565 --> 00:24:00,003
Look, I say we go full tilt
on the Snack Shack.
496
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,008
What's the pH at?
497
00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,707
It's a hair over 5.2.
498
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,580
All right.
I should go.
499
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,887
Jean'll kill me.
Fucker's definitely leaking.
500
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:16,324
It's not. Look, dude,
501
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,371
even if it took us all of June
to break even on the 3K,
502
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,678
it'd still tee us up right
in the sweet spot of the summer.
503
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,724
Fucking Fourth of July
to mid-August?
504
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,726
That's like six weeks
of straight Profit Town.
505
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,293
We can't cover three grand.
We're 1,600 bucks short.
506
00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:31,252
Yeah? So, look,
507
00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,211
I want to pitch you an idea.
508
00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,387
The whole kit and caboodle?
509
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,173
Yeah. Yes... Yes, ma'am.
510
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,829
Take off those glasses.
511
00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:45,396
Is there a problem here?
512
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,055
- Goddamn.
- I can't believe I let you
513
00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:54,014
talk me into
this diaper shit, Moose.
514
00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:56,843
Like I had to twist your arm at
18 percent, you fucking shyster.
515
00:24:57,844 --> 00:24:59,628
Plus, you're the one
without a joint account, dude.
516
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:02,109
- Why are we wearing suits?
- We look like power players
517
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,154
that come in and cash out 2K
in a New York minute.
518
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:06,983
Oh, my God.
She's talking to the manager.
519
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,770
Dude, don't get your tits
in a ringer.
520
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,728
I bet it's just protocol
for any withdrawal over a grand.
521
00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:14,338
No, that's Neil Bruning.
522
00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:16,166
He's in bridge club
with my parents and his wife.
523
00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:18,342
Bruning can't say shit, bitch.
It's not a joint account.
524
00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:20,388
A.J.
525
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,434
Pretty chunky withdrawal for
a school day, don't you think?
526
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,656
We're entrepreneurs.
527
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,353
All right, last on the agenda:
528
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,834
the concession stand
out at Steinhart Pool.
529
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,793
Scooter, I understand
the bids are in?
530
00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:37,231
Uh, just a single, Mike.
From Chris and Jeff Bravo.
531
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:38,667
To the tune of--
532
00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,408
- Hold on!
- Hey, wait! Stop.
533
00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:45,152
That is three thousand
and one...
534
00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:48,721
USD.
535
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:50,766
Our bid for the concession stand
at the Steinhart Pool.
536
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:51,811
In singles?
537
00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,290
Oh, it's a bit unorthodox,
538
00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,727
but the council
will consider all bids,
539
00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:55,989
proposed or otherwise.
540
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,817
- Correct, Mr. Mayor?
- Aye.
541
00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,732
And the Bravos?
542
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,560
It looks like a check for...
543
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,258
$300.
544
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:08,436
Well, boys,
545
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:11,221
you've got yourself
a Snack Shack.
546
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,447
What the hell
were you two idiots thinking?
547
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,840
We have spent the last two hours
548
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:21,971
- trying to track you down!
- Where is that money?
549
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,017
Here, that's 400 right there.
550
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:25,932
400?[Judge] Where's the rest?
551
00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,934
I've got Bruning telling me you
drained your savings account.
552
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,675
This is tied
with the gambling, isn't it?
553
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,677
No, Mrs. C--[both] Shut the frick up!
554
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:33,722
We went down
to the city council meeting
555
00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:37,030
and we bid on the Snack Shack
at Steinhart Pool, and we won.
556
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,381
You bid $2,000 on the Snack
Shack at the swimming pool?
557
00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:42,209
Actually, we bid three.
558
00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:44,298
And that money there
is for supplies and stuff.
559
00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:46,126
Supplies and stuff?
560
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,345
Jean! Hand me that damn phone!
561
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:54,264
Hello? Carters.
562
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,005
Les?
563
00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,659
I just found
a still in my basement.
564
00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,879
The boys are making alcohol.
565
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:08,627
I thought his waterbed
had popped, but it was hooch.
566
00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:10,716
Leaked out all the way
to the basement steps.
567
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,196
It's a science project.
568
00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,372
Oh, bullshit!
569
00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,072
Five bucks says they were gonna
peddle this shit to kids.
570
00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:20,203
No.
571
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,379
No. No!
572
00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:31,258
What is wrong with you?
573
00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:44,575
Hey, Dad? Can I say something?
574
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,318
And our lucky 16th caller
575
00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:50,277
will receive not one,
576
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:53,628
but two tickets to see
Mannheim Steamroller live
577
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,630
this September
at the Orpheum.
578
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:59,025
Again, that's 187-3348
579
00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:00,591
for the studio line.
580
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,245
Coming up at the top
of the hour,
581
00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:05,466
we've got the Ag Report,
followed by Party Line.
582
00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:11,124
How could you?
583
00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:13,474
That money was for college.
584
00:28:14,344 --> 00:28:15,868
Or a car.
585
00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:22,048
Mom...
586
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:41,545
Oh, man.
587
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,287
This place is wrecked.
588
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,725
It's a... It's a total shithole.
589
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:49,597
Yeah.
590
00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:52,905
But it's our shithole.
591
00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,487
Fuck.
592
00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:14,491
Where's the fridge?
593
00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,102
How the fuck should I know?
594
00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:19,105
There's no fridge.
There's no microwave.
595
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,369
That's a double punch
to the dick.
596
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:25,676
Why is the floor
so fucking sticky? God!
597
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,156
And I'm pretty sure
that's rat shit.
598
00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,115
All right, bitch.
Let's get to work.
599
00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,899
We need this fucker
spick-and-span
600
00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:32,945
in case some inspector comes
sniffing around. I'm serious.
601
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,903
Wait, wait, what the fuck
are you gonna do, Moose?
602
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,472
- Are you for real?
- Yeah.
603
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,387
I gotta handle
all the upper management shit.
604
00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:42,868
- Upper management?
- Fucko, we're ten days out.
605
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:44,652
We don't have a candy
distributor locked.
606
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,133
No chips. No pop. No fridge.
No nuker. No fucking money.
607
00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:49,439
- What do you think I'm doing?
- We're absolutely fucked.
608
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,006
No, we're not fucked.
609
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:52,791
My parents are gonna send me
to military school.
610
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,749
Calm the fuck down. No one's
going to military school.
611
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,229
All right, look, have a smoke.
612
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,404
Okay.
613
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,586
New deal. We gotta resurrect
one of the old schemes.
614
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,501
Make some quick cash
to float the first week.
615
00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:10,112
- You still holding any Utilac?
- I think I've got ten cans.
616
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,419
- Then we run Curbs-n-Candy.
- With what candy, Moose?
617
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,464
Those Boy Scout chocolates.
Those Turtles.
618
00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:16,989
- No, that shit's pre-Webelos.
- Who gives a shit?
619
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,078
It's not like some old bird's
gonna check the expiration date.
620
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,558
God.
You're subhuman.
621
00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:23,386
You know that, right?
622
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,780
Oh, shit, dude.
I bet that's the Aksarben rep.
623
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,217
I left the payphone number
with some chick at corporate.
624
00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:30,002
Just scrub the vermin shit, okay?
625
00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:31,351
I'll be back in a flash.
626
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,498
Again, Mrs. Havercamp,
627
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:52,024
we're talking a top-of-the-line,
aerosol-based Utilac 490.
628
00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:55,157
Aesthetically, it is
a stunning, high-gloss finish.
629
00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,464
- Who are you with again?
- SprayTech Industries, ma'am.
630
00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,945
We specialize in aerosol-based
paint solution.
631
00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:02,077
Wait, what is all this?
632
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:06,125
Oh, we'll paint your address
on your street curb.
633
00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:13,175
No. I don't think so.
634
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:17,614
Well, then might we offer you
a delicious four-pack
635
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:20,487
of milk chocolate Turtles?
636
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,146
Yo, here's the sitch.
637
00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,497
Homeboy's wanting to know
if we'd do two-fifty
638
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,194
and all this for the paint job.
639
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,807
- Is that a bucket of golf balls?
- Uh-huh.
640
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,331
Come on, have some dignity,
Moose.
641
00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:39,810
No, dude, there are some
heavy hitters in here.
642
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,334
Pings, Callaways.
643
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,249
Fucking this dude's
clean as a whistle.
644
00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,033
Okay.
645
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,209
I mean, I guess we could
go down to the golf course,
646
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,124
gank a couple empty three-packs
from the dumpster
647
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:50,865
behind the clubhouse,
dress them up like new.
648
00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:53,650
Dude, we can flip those bitches
for five bucks a pop.
649
00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:56,915
Yeah, okay, I'm in.
650
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:02,703
Alrighty, Willy.
651
00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:04,531
Sold.
652
00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:11,103
That's insane.
653
00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,801
Yeah, true story.
Come on in.
654
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,846
- Go on, take a seat.
- Yo, dude.
655
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,109
Change okay?
656
00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:18,937
Oh, yeah.
Count it, dude.
657
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,982
Uh, okay, I noticed
658
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:22,331
all these Wall Street Journals.
Jesus Christ.
659
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,203
Ah! You want to play the market, huh?
660
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,553
- Yes, yes. Big time.
- Well...
661
00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,948
I've got two words for you.
662
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,169
Tucson Electric.
663
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,823
Tucson Electric?
664
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,173
Come on, that geezer's brain
was totally pickled.
665
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:39,870
I don't think so, dude.
666
00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,742
Willy's got the skinny.
You see all those WSJs?
667
00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:43,657
Yeah, I saw them.
Half of them were yellow.
668
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,354
1985 yellow.
669
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,269
Fucking porch smelled like
a men's shelter.
670
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,445
He's throwing us a bone
'cause he digs our vibe, dude.
671
00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:52,492
I'm telling you, we should think
about dumping like half our ROI
672
00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,233
- into Tucson Electric.
- Moose!
673
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,365
We're running a bunch of schemes
to pay for the fuck-ups
674
00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:57,888
on a job we haven't
even started yet.
675
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,152
Just keep an open mind, bitch.
Damn.
676
00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:12,816
Hey.
677
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,036
Shit pig.
678
00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:18,997
You're looking low.
679
00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:21,303
Maybe this'll jazz things up.
680
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:23,914
What do you think?
681
00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:27,527
It's hideous.
682
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:30,182
Oh, come on. It's solid gold.
Hold that sucker up.
683
00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:34,969
Wait...
684
00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:37,450
That's another keeper.
685
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,756
It tells a story.
Like an evolution.
686
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,239
An evolution?
687
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,545
Yeah.
688
00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,156
Cool.
689
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,508
So, what's your name?
690
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,598
Whoa, shit pig.
Are you flirting with me?
691
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:58,862
[Leah] Brooke?
692
00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:01,604
Yo.
- Gimme a ride to Chompy Cone?
693
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:03,911
Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in the Jeep,
girl. Buckle up.
694
00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:08,046
Hi, A.J.
695
00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:09,917
Hey.
696
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,486
Summer jobs in Hicksville.
697
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,488
Any ideas?
698
00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:18,491
I don't do polo shirts
or visors.
699
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:21,668
I don't do polo shirts either,
so...
700
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,105
Hmm, you are flirting with me.
701
00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,848
Oh, uh, can you swim?
702
00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:31,982
Yeah.
703
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,725
Smell that?
704
00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,511
On par with pussy.
705
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:43,646
Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple
boxes fall off the truck?
706
00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,432
I don't know
what you're talking about.
707
00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:48,869
Look, is your mom or dad around?
708
00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:51,045
I need a Hancock
to square up on this invoice.
709
00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,395
Nah, man, me and homeboy here
are 50/50 on this bitch.
710
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,571
I'm the one that set
everything up with Donna at HQ.
711
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:57,225
- No shit.
- Mm-hmm.
712
00:34:57,356 --> 00:34:59,575
So check it,
so that's $350 right there,
713
00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:00,924
but don't sweat the change.
714
00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,101
Are you gonna be
our regular driver, Dean?
715
00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:05,233
Yup. Thursdays around 11
if you got an order in.
716
00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,279
All right, here's a little
something for you.
717
00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:09,281
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Let me see that blade.
718
00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:17,898
Hold on to this.
719
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,944
Bring it back if some peanut
M&M's ever fall off the truck.
720
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,120
You feel me?
721
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,258
What the fuck are you doing?
722
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,173
What do you mean?
723
00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:35,872
We're still short,
and you're bleeding out Grants
724
00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:38,310
to Dean the delivery guy?
725
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,008
Yeah, but watch how it
boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold.
726
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,488
I don't want to watch it
boomerang back, Moose.
727
00:35:42,618 --> 00:35:44,185
I want to get out
of the fucking hole.
728
00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:47,667
Lip thing.
729
00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:51,366
Look, there's a poker game
tonight at Duff Warfield's.
730
00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:52,715
Fifty-dollar buy-ins.
731
00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:54,108
We sweep that shit,
we're in like Flynn.
732
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,196
First week's covered.
733
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,504
And if we lose?A.J., these guys are farm team.
734
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,724
We're talking sure shot.
Like taking candy from a baby.
735
00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:04,118
You haven't even said shit
about the fridge yet.
736
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:06,425
- You're welcome.
- Yeah, it fucking reeks.
737
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,688
- Where'd you get it?
- Fusselman's.
738
00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,255
Sucker's only five years old.
739
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,300
Can you believe
they'd dump this baby?
740
00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:15,651
You got our fridge
from the funeral home?
741
00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,131
Yeah. Nuker too.
742
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,524
Shit was a steal on Party Line.
743
00:36:18,654 --> 00:36:20,221
Plus, they fucking delivered,
dude...
744
00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:21,788
for a small fee.
745
00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,920
- Wait, what did you say?
- Look, just get her stocked.
746
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,227
Okay? Anything chocolate
goes in the freezer.
747
00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:28,621
I gotta move on some hot dogs
back at the IGA.
748
00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,971
They practically give them away
when they're down to the wire.
749
00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:32,538
- Okay, I'll see you.
- Wait...
750
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,074
♪ Okay,
what is it tonight? ♪
751
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:52,819
♪ Please just tell me
what the hell is wrong ♪
752
00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:55,865
♪ Do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna sleep? ♪
753
00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:57,345
♪ Do you wanna drown? ♪
754
00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:58,912
♪ Just settle down ♪
755
00:36:59,042 --> 00:37:00,914
♪ Settle down, settle down ♪
756
00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:04,831
♪ I'll give you give candy,
give you diamonds ♪
757
00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:07,616
♪ Give you pills, I'll give you
anything you want ♪
758
00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,705
Hey.
♪ Hundred-dollar bills ♪
759
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:13,709
♪ I even let you hear the songs
I want to sing ♪
760
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,277
♪ I'll give you anything,
anything, anything ♪
761
00:37:16,408 --> 00:37:17,539
What's up, shit pig?
762
00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,719
Those dance moves
are straight cringe.
763
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:26,679
Hmm.
764
00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:28,724
So is this your little hovel?
765
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,642
Come on, give me a hand.
766
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:45,828
So...
767
00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,048
Talk to your boy yet?
768
00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:52,357
My... my boy?
769
00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:55,447
Yeah, about getting me a job?
770
00:37:55,577 --> 00:37:56,796
All right.
771
00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:59,015
Show me an armpit tow.
772
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,497
On that skanky thing?
773
00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:11,985
Relax, shit pig.
774
00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:13,595
This doesn't mean
we're going steady.
775
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,597
Can you stop
calling me that?
776
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:17,817
Never.
777
00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:23,649
This doesn't feel like
your first rodeo.
778
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,826
My daddy's an ex-PJ.
779
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:29,263
So I spent the last two summers
fishing airmen out of the pool
780
00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,918
at Wright-Patterson,
just for shits and giggles.
781
00:38:32,614 --> 00:38:33,659
Holy shit.
782
00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:36,226
Well, I don't think I'm gonna
have to convince Ron.
783
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,054
See you tomorrow.
784
00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,361
Roger, Wilco.
785
00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,454
For my scrapbook.
786
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,238
All right.
787
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,850
Walk me home, shit pig?
788
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,332
I gotta get back to it.
789
00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:57,770
Still a lot of inventory
to sort, so...
790
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,208
Got it.
791
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:02,818
All right. See ya.
792
00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:13,089
Inventory to sort?
793
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:15,918
That was just sad.
794
00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:18,181
I fucked up, didn't I?
795
00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:19,966
Yeah. Big time.
796
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,448
Oh!
797
00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,582
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
798
00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:32,544
Shane! Oh, it's so good
to see you!
799
00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:33,632
Mm!
800
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:35,982
Huh. What is going on here, huh?
801
00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:38,898
Oh, where did
your little boy go?
802
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:42,031
I'm so glad that you're home
safe and sound.
803
00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:45,208
- Must've been awful over there.
- Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C.
804
00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:47,776
Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk.
He's being modest.
805
00:39:47,907 --> 00:39:49,343
Two hundred and fifteen days
806
00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,824
of rear echelon,
non-potable water distro.
807
00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:54,130
Cakewalk City, BFE.
808
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:57,133
BFE?Hey, Shane. Watch this.
809
00:39:58,613 --> 00:39:59,875
Pretty good.
810
00:40:00,702 --> 00:40:02,400
Hey, another beer, Judge?
811
00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:03,836
Well, all right.
812
00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:08,971
Wow.
813
00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:12,366
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I don't think so.
814
00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:14,586
- Absolutely not.
- Oh, come on.
815
00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:16,239
No one ever got worked up
when I was 15.
816
00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:17,937
He's 14.
817
00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:19,808
You know that him and Moose
have been making their own.
818
00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:21,636
I might've heard something
about that.
819
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:23,682
I'm glad you're gonna be keeping
an eye on him at the pool,
820
00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:26,511
because he is one step away
from Nemaha Valley.
821
00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,643
Oh, come on.
That place is a torture chamber.
822
00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,297
He'd come out a robot.
823
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,430
He could use a little bit
of that straight and narrow.
824
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,344
You know, his father and I
are waiting to see
825
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:36,172
if there's an open slot
this fall.
826
00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:37,739
Have you seen him
at the pool yet?
827
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:39,654
At the Snack Shack?
He is busting his butt.
828
00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:41,221
He's totally dialed,
I'm telling you.
829
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:43,919
- Hey there.
- Hey.
830
00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:46,269
Future BMOC.
831
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,576
- What's all that business?
- Sigma Chi handshake.
832
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:51,405
A little birdie said
someone's pledging.
833
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,887
Yeah, I guess that's the plan.
834
00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:57,193
Ooh! That's a solid plan.
835
00:40:57,324 --> 00:41:00,370
But the little birdie
did not mention a major.
836
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:03,852
I'm thinking maybe Poly Sci,
Econ. Who knows?
837
00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:07,247
Well, just don't bury your nose
too deep in those books.
838
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:10,598
There's a lot of
extracurriculars at the house,
839
00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:11,860
you feel me?
840
00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:14,254
Yeah.
841
00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:17,387
- Law school?
- Oh, still on my mind, Judge.
842
00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:19,825
- Still on my mind.
- Good answer.
843
00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,696
He's got an eye
on Northwestern.
844
00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:24,046
Now, if you need a letter
of recommendation, anything,
845
00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,831
you let me know.
846
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:29,356
Taking notes?
847
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,575
On what?
848
00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:31,967
Everything.
849
00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:34,622
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
850
00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:39,018
Don't let 'em get you down,
Eagle.
851
00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:43,892
You and Moose are OG as fuck.
They just don't know it yet.
852
00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:50,159
Hey, at least your life
isn't mapped out to a T
853
00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:51,596
for the next six years.
854
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,643
You really pledging
Sigma Chi?
855
00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:56,775
Fuck no.
856
00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:05,261
What's all this?
857
00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:08,613
Oh. Asymmetric warfare.
858
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,529
Alaska. Next summer.
859
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:13,835
You want in?
860
00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:15,620
I was planning on flying solo,
861
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,144
but I'd make an exception
in your case.
862
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,494
No, Jean'll never let me
go to Alaska.
863
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:21,930
Oh, don't worry about Jean.
864
00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:24,933
I'll guilt her into it.
865
00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:26,718
You got totally hosed
on Philmont last summer,
866
00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:27,849
and she knows it.
867
00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:33,333
Hit that fucker.
868
00:42:36,858 --> 00:42:37,816
Mm.
869
00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:41,950
Kenai. Kodiak.
870
00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:44,126
Denali.
871
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,346
That's grizzly bear country.
872
00:42:47,782 --> 00:42:48,609
You chickenshit?
873
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:51,786
Hardly.
874
00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:03,232
So, what's something
like this cost?
875
00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:06,845
You scrape together a grand
and you're in.
876
00:43:06,975 --> 00:43:09,587
That'll cover park passes,
chow, gear...
877
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,806
bear spray.
878
00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:17,029
I'll float gas,
everything else.
879
00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:18,596
Are you serious?
880
00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:20,032
As cancer.
881
00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:24,036
Fourth of July
to August 9th, 1992.
882
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:29,041
What do you say?
883
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,870
You in or out, Eagle Scout?
884
00:43:32,522 --> 00:43:34,176
In. Yeah. Big time.
885
00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:36,483
All right.
886
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:40,008
What's that?
887
00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:51,672
Am I doing this right?
888
00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:54,196
Not really feeling anything.
889
00:43:54,327 --> 00:43:55,763
Just give it a sec.
890
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,200
This is good KB from Iowa City.
891
00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:14,521
Moose.
892
00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:16,828
You feeling anything?
893
00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:21,746
Hold this.
894
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,661
Thanks.
895
00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:37,413
Yo, I think your boy's
a scratch on the poker game.
896
00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:41,679
I think I am starting
to feel something.
897
00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:44,203
Are you all in?
898
00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:47,075
Eagle?
899
00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:48,990
Are you all in?
900
00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:53,734
Hey, Eagle.
901
00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:55,388
All you all in?
902
00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:57,651
Hey.
903
00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,871
Buddy. Are you all in?
904
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:02,482
In or out, zombie.
I don't have all fucking night.
905
00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:04,789
I still want to diddle your mom
before curfew.
906
00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:08,880
Fucking smoke this chump.
He's bluffing.
907
00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:10,533
Mm, we're totally fucked,
aren't we?
908
00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:12,013
Hey, shut the fuck up, Moose.[Randy] Come on!
909
00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:13,754
Shit or get off the pot!
910
00:45:40,694 --> 00:45:42,000
All in.
911
00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:44,263
My boy's all in.
912
00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:48,397
A.J., this is literally
everything.
913
00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:56,623
Full boat. Kings over eights.
Read it and weep, bitch.
914
00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:21,648
Fuck!
915
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,605
Oh!
916
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,608
Holy fuck!
917
00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:27,262
How the fuck
do you lose?
918
00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:29,482
Hey, Randy,
I got something for you!
919
00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:30,700
That's my fucking boy
right there!
920
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:32,267
Wait! Hold on! Here it is!
921
00:46:32,398 --> 00:46:33,573
Fuck you!
922
00:46:33,703 --> 00:46:35,662
Go fuck yourself, Moose.
How about that?
923
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,273
Pleasure doing business
with you boys. Thank you.
924
00:46:38,404 --> 00:46:39,579
Go fuck yourself, Shane.
925
00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:41,842
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!
926
00:46:41,973 --> 00:46:42,887
You're fucking walking home.
927
00:46:51,156 --> 00:46:53,027
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
928
00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:55,943
Yeah! Trying to punk on us!
Yeah!
929
00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:57,902
Goddamn Eagle!
930
00:46:58,032 --> 00:46:59,381
Suck my dick, bitch!
931
00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:01,949
All right, hold on, bitches!
932
00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,655
♪ I feel depressed,
I feel so bad ♪
933
00:47:15,484 --> 00:47:18,661
♪ 'Cause you're the best girl
that I've ever had ♪
934
00:47:21,403 --> 00:47:24,624
♪ I can't get your love... ♪
Gimme some fries.
935
00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:27,714
Get out of here,
you fucking puke.
936
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,804
♪ Oh little girl,
psychotic reaction ♪
937
00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:33,241
♪ And it feels like this ♪
938
00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:42,163
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
939
00:47:42,294 --> 00:47:44,774
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
940
00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:17,242
Hello?
941
00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:18,939
Why the fuck
are you still at home, dude?
942
00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:20,680
It's 9:30.
This fucker's packed.
943
00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:22,551
The pool?
944
00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:24,510
No shit, Sherlock!
Get your ass down here!
945
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,729
The Coke guy's dropping
the syrup tanks in five.
946
00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:29,907
Okay, okay. I'm out the door.
Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot.
947
00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,734
What?
You gotta bring me ice, dude.
948
00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,867
How am I supposed to bring--?
949
00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:47,185
Fucking...
950
00:48:57,021 --> 00:48:59,153
Get off the cooler, dipshit.
These bags are half water.
951
00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:01,721
Slam this fucker.
952
00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:03,244
Slam it.
953
00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:09,250
Why is the slider down?A.J., we're in.
954
00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,513
Buck fifty in 20 minutes.
955
00:49:11,644 --> 00:49:13,037
- You fucking kidding?
- No!
956
00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,603
Calling it now.
957
00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:22,611
Thousand-dollar day.
958
00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:27,486
All right, animals.
Make some fucking lines.
959
00:49:27,616 --> 00:49:29,270
Let's do this shit.
960
00:49:29,401 --> 00:49:31,533
♪ No, no, no, nobody can do ♪
961
00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:33,448
♪ The shing-a-ling like I do ♪
962
00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:36,582
♪ Nobody can do the skate
like I do ♪
963
00:49:36,712 --> 00:49:40,107
♪ Nobody can do boogaloo
like I do ♪
964
00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:41,543
Who wanted the M&Ms?
965
00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:43,197
Coke, please.
966
00:49:43,328 --> 00:49:44,764
Four hunds, baby!
967
00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:47,071
Yeah!
968
00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:50,074
♪ Nobody but me ♪
969
00:49:50,204 --> 00:49:52,163
♪ I'm gonna skate
right through ♪
970
00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:54,339
♪ Ain't nobody do it
but me, babe ♪
971
00:49:54,469 --> 00:49:55,949
♪ Nobody but me ♪
972
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,081
♪ Well, let me tell you
nobody ♪
973
00:49:58,821 --> 00:49:59,909
♪ Nobody but me ♪
974
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,999
Nine-fifty, baby!
975
00:50:02,738 --> 00:50:03,739
Nine-fifty?
976
00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:05,959
Nine-fucking-fifty?
977
00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:09,571
Nine-fifty?
978
00:50:09,702 --> 00:50:11,791
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
979
00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:13,880
♪ Nobody ♪
980
00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:17,405
Moose, I'm all out of ammo!
981
00:50:17,536 --> 00:50:18,667
Last mag, homey.
982
00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:21,714
Eleven hundred clams!
983
00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:23,890
I never doubted you.
You know that, right?
984
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,023
Oh, you fucking doubted me
big-time.
985
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,590
Oh, shit. We got a tank down.
986
00:50:28,721 --> 00:50:29,896
I'm on it.
987
00:50:32,768 --> 00:50:34,683
Hey, shit pig.
988
00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:36,946
Can you float me a Diet Coke?
989
00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:38,600
Shit pig?
990
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,865
Uh, Moose. Diet Coke?
991
00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:45,651
♪ No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no ♪
992
00:50:45,781 --> 00:50:47,392
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
993
00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:48,871
There you go.
994
00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:51,526
Thanks.
995
00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:53,441
Cute friend.
996
00:50:54,007 --> 00:50:56,749
♪ Oh, yeah, nobody ♪
997
00:50:56,879 --> 00:51:00,057
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
998
00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:01,232
♪ Nobody ♪
999
00:51:01,362 --> 00:51:02,711
You fucking know
that chick?
1000
00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:04,191
♪ Nobody ♪
1001
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:08,152
Sixteen fifty
and thirty-five cents!
1002
00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:11,111
Holy fucking shit, dude.
1003
00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:12,939
Like I said,
I never doubted you, Moose.
1004
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,680
What the fuck
are you doing?
1005
00:51:14,810 --> 00:51:16,377
It's Kojak in the waterfall, right?
1006
00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:19,119
Kojak in the waterfall?
No, after the Aksarben order.
1007
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:23,471
Coca-Cola. Chips.
Hot dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice.
1008
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,605
This is you.
1009
00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:29,042
- Thank you.
- Drop it!
1010
00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:31,697
- This is mine.
- No. The money or the wing.
1011
00:51:31,827 --> 00:51:33,438
You cannot have both.
1012
00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:35,744
Fine.
1013
00:51:36,484 --> 00:51:37,659
It's all you.
1014
00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:18,004
Busted, creeper.
1015
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,875
Get the hell out of here, chud!
1016
00:52:20,006 --> 00:52:21,094
God!
1017
00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,725
Nice wheels, douchebag!
1018
00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:04,703
Love the wagon,
shit pig.
1019
00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:08,794
- I'll see you tonight.
- You know it.
1020
00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:13,625
Hey.
1021
00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:16,497
Guess who just asked out
the new chick?
1022
00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:20,109
What? No.
1023
00:53:21,285 --> 00:53:22,416
Who? Brooke?
1024
00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:25,811
Is that her name?
1025
00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,075
Ah.
1026
00:53:29,554 --> 00:53:31,077
Night swim, baby!
1027
00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:32,600
Mm.
1028
00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:35,299
Better get the pussy fingers
limbered up, dude.
1029
00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:37,388
Fuck.
1030
00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:39,216
Here's the kicker, though,
1031
00:53:39,346 --> 00:53:40,826
so don't go getting
all worked up, okay?
1032
00:53:40,956 --> 00:53:42,697
I promised her
we'd double.
1033
00:53:44,656 --> 00:53:47,136
- What?
- Yeah, me and her, you and Leah.
1034
00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:52,925
♪ Surprise, surprise ♪
1035
00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:54,579
♪ So you rub your eyes ♪
1036
00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:58,800
♪ Never knew UDS
so cool as ice? ♪
1037
00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:03,327
♪ Profiles are low
as soon as we go ♪
1038
00:54:03,457 --> 00:54:07,505
♪ As a breeze straight from
a deeper shade of soul ♪
1039
00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,298
I can't do it, A.J.
1040
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:21,083
Just the thought of it
is making me dizzy.
1041
00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,477
It's okay.
1042
00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,132
I'll swim out and get you
if you freak.
1043
00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:28,134
I don't know.
It's so high up.
1044
00:54:36,882 --> 00:54:38,623
Hey, I bet you five bucks
1045
00:54:38,753 --> 00:54:40,973
I can swim over to the
high-dive board on one breath.
1046
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,672
- You're on, bitch.
- Yeah?
1047
00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:46,283
Yeah.
1048
00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:13,092
Why you sad-sacking
in the five foot, shit pig?
1049
00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:14,876
I'm not.
1050
00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,226
Stop calling me that.
1051
00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:20,969
Shit pig.
1052
00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:29,021
Fuck yeah, girl!
1053
00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:33,068
That's a one and done!
1054
00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:34,896
I'm going for it, A.J.
1055
00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:37,421
[Moose] Whoo!
1056
00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,337
Ow.[Moose] You okay?
1057
00:55:44,471 --> 00:55:45,733
What are you doing?
1058
00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:49,128
Jeez, my abdomen
still feels like it's on fire.
1059
00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:53,611
Hey, are you cold?
Do you want my shirt?
1060
00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:57,354
What? It's like 80 degrees out, weirdo.
1061
00:55:59,007 --> 00:56:00,705
Okay. Stop!
1062
00:56:00,835 --> 00:56:02,663
Yo. Yo, guys. Get over.
1063
00:56:04,186 --> 00:56:05,492
What the fuck?
1064
00:56:05,623 --> 00:56:06,885
Just back it up.[A.J.] Leah.
1065
00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:11,106
Come and jerk my nuts,
motherfucker!
1066
00:56:11,237 --> 00:56:13,021
Fuck you, bitch![A.J.] Fucking bitch!
1067
00:56:13,152 --> 00:56:14,371
Who the fuck?
1068
00:56:15,197 --> 00:56:16,938
Fucking pussies!
1069
00:56:25,077 --> 00:56:26,339
Oh, shit.
1070
00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,949
Fuck, dude,
they're doubling back.
1071
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,777
- Yeah, we'll fucking show them.
- What?
1072
00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:32,563
- Fuck.
- Let's fuck 'em up.
1073
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:35,304
- What are you gonna do?
- Don't worry about it.
1074
00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:36,610
- Stay there one second.
- All right.
1075
00:56:36,741 --> 00:56:38,177
Three, two, one.
1076
00:56:40,135 --> 00:56:41,485
Fuck you!
1077
00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,749
Shit, dude,
that's not the same car.
1078
00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:46,446
- That's the car.
- That's a fucking cop.
1079
00:56:46,577 --> 00:56:48,448
That's not a fucking cop.
1080
00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:53,758
Fuck, we gotta go.
We gotta go. We gotta go.
1081
00:56:57,631 --> 00:56:59,111
[A.J.] Guys, left.
1082
00:56:59,241 --> 00:57:01,287
Come on, this way.
This way. Leah, get down.
1083
00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:03,376
Come on.
1084
00:57:12,603 --> 00:57:16,520
5-7 Nebraska City. 10-59.
1085
00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:18,043
We have four...
1086
00:57:18,609 --> 00:57:21,133
A.J., this is scary.
I want to go home.
1087
00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:22,395
Okay.
1088
00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:24,179
Just stay here, okay?
1089
00:57:26,051 --> 00:57:27,182
A.J.
1090
00:57:30,229 --> 00:57:31,665
Moose?
1091
00:57:37,889 --> 00:57:38,977
Brooke!
1092
00:57:55,646 --> 00:57:57,909
Holy shit!
1093
00:57:58,039 --> 00:58:00,085
Look at all
these little fuckers, dude!
1094
00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:02,348
All right, back up.
Make some lines.
1095
00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,481
Make some fucking lines.
Goddamn.
1096
00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:06,091
Handle this shit, dude.
1097
00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:12,358
Give me a Butterfinger, dickhead.
1098
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,186
Give me a Chick-O-Stick
and suicide.
1099
00:58:14,316 --> 00:58:16,101
- Can I get a Kit Kat?
- Give me some Sugar Babies.
1100
00:58:16,231 --> 00:58:19,234
- Got Fun Dip?
- How many Freeze Pops for $1?
1101
00:58:19,365 --> 00:58:20,845
Yo, could I get a Twix,
a hot dog and a Sprite, please?
1102
00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:22,673
I'll take
a Butterfinger, a Kit Kat,
1103
00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:23,848
and a Diet Coke.
1104
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:25,632
Can I have a hot dog?
1105
00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:28,330
Give me a hot dog, kid.
1106
00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,952
The fuck dogs,
they cost more?
1107
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,302
Seventy-five cents more.
1108
00:58:44,259 --> 00:58:45,565
- Cool.
- Cool.
1109
00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:50,352
Heyo!
1110
00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:57,664
- Hey! What do you want, kid?
- Can I get a fuck dog?
1111
00:58:57,795 --> 00:59:00,188
Fuck dog?
Get the fuck out of here.
1112
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:01,973
What's this goob
talking about?
1113
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,496
Just write "fuck" on it
with ketchup.
1114
00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:05,193
Charge them 75 cents more.
1115
00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:10,547
That's fucking genius, dude.
Yes, I can get you a fuck dog.
1116
00:59:10,677 --> 00:59:13,114
Our markup's
already 80 percent, dude.
1117
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,857
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs right here!
1118
00:59:16,988 --> 00:59:19,947
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs, fuckers!
1119
00:59:29,304 --> 00:59:31,176
♪ You burden me
with your questions ♪
1120
00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:33,526
♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪
1121
00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:36,442
♪ You're always asking
what it's all about ♪
1122
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,487
♪ But don't listen
to my replies ♪
1123
00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:40,881
♪ You say to me
I don't talk enough ♪
1124
00:59:41,012 --> 00:59:43,275
♪ But when I do I'm a fool ♪
1125
00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:45,233
♪ These times I've spent
I've realized ♪
1126
00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,671
♪ I'm going to shoot through
and leave you ♪
1127
00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:49,847
♪ The things you say ♪
1128
00:59:49,977 --> 00:59:52,327
♪ Your purple prose
just give you away ♪
1129
00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:55,113
♪ The things you say ♪
1130
00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:57,115
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1131
00:59:57,245 --> 00:59:58,029
♪ Oh! ♪
1132
01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:17,962
♪ Seemingly lastless,
don't mean you can ask us ♪
1133
01:00:18,092 --> 01:00:20,529
♪ Pushing down the relative,
bringing out your higher self ♪
1134
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:22,444
♪ Everything you answer to,
brace yourself ♪
1135
01:00:22,575 --> 01:00:24,316
♪ With the greatest of ease ♪
1136
01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:26,100
♪ I know this world
ain't what it seems ♪
1137
01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:29,582
♪ Oh!
You're unbelievable ♪
1138
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:30,583
♪ Oh! ♪
1139
01:00:36,763 --> 01:00:37,764
Whoo!
1140
01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:48,209
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1141
01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:06,488
♪ It's unbelievable ♪
1142
01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:11,450
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1143
01:01:21,068 --> 01:01:23,592
- You think you're on Carson?
- Take it or leave it.
1144
01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:25,507
I'm not eating this shit.
Give me my money back.
1145
01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:27,074
No fucking way.
1146
01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:29,076
- Fuck off, Moose.
- Suck my dick, Carmichael.
1147
01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:31,035
We got a "no asshole" policy.
Check it.
1148
01:01:32,906 --> 01:01:34,734
Cute. Now give me back my buck.
1149
01:01:34,865 --> 01:01:37,345
Fuck you. Our Shack, our rules.
1150
01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:39,783
- Last fucking chance, prep.
- Or what?
1151
01:01:39,913 --> 01:01:41,262
You gonna pull me through
the window, Randy?
1152
01:01:41,393 --> 01:01:43,047
You fucking idiot.
1153
01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:44,744
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose!
1154
01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:47,138
Fucking fuck! Fuck!
1155
01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:55,102
Get the fuck off me,
you fucking--
1156
01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,105
Fuck! My face! You scratched
my fucking face, bitch!
1157
01:01:58,236 --> 01:02:00,107
All right, that's it.
1158
01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:02,153
- That's it.
- Ah! Fuck!
1159
01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:04,590
You and Hercules are Gandhi.
Rest of the fucking summer.
1160
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,548
Fuck off! Just let go!
1161
01:02:06,679 --> 01:02:08,159
Hey, dick bag!
1162
01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:11,379
Oh!
1163
01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:13,817
Fucking nice one, Eagle.
1164
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,777
Yo, Moose, grab me a rag.
1165
01:02:21,346 --> 01:02:22,869
All right, clean it,
Carmichael.
1166
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,175
Suck my nuts!
1167
01:02:24,305 --> 01:02:25,611
Clean it.
1168
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,136
There you go.
1169
01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:37,275
That was fucking epic, dude.
1170
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:41,105
Shane was right, man.
Those guys are soft as fuck.
1171
01:02:42,019 --> 01:02:43,150
All right.
1172
01:02:43,716 --> 01:02:45,326
This'll cover supplies.
1173
01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:47,633
This is me.
This is you.
1174
01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:49,896
Fucking A.
1175
01:02:50,027 --> 01:02:51,245
Look at all this scratch.
1176
01:02:51,376 --> 01:02:53,204
Fifteen hundos right there.
1177
01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:55,902
But we better find a way
to hide some of this shit
1178
01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:57,686
if we want to fuck around
this fall.
1179
01:02:57,817 --> 01:02:59,340
The Judge and Jean don't have
any idea what we're pulling in.
1180
01:02:59,471 --> 01:03:00,777
- Do they?
- Hell no.
1181
01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:02,082
They think this whole thing's
a shit show.
1182
01:03:02,213 --> 01:03:04,432
Look, dude, I want
to pitch you an idea.
1183
01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:06,826
You can't pass, dude.
We're best friends.
1184
01:03:06,957 --> 01:03:09,437
- We go 50/50 on every deal.
- Moose, no.
1185
01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:11,483
It's a big-time pass,
I'm telling you.
1186
01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:14,181
- I'm saving up for Alaska.
- Alaska?
1187
01:03:14,312 --> 01:03:15,835
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1188
01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:17,750
Next summer.
It's a five-week trek.
1189
01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,796
Shane and I got the entire thing
mapped out.
1190
01:03:22,407 --> 01:03:24,148
You didn't clear that with me.
1191
01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:26,324
I don't need
to clear that with you.
1192
01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:31,895
Look, dude, all I'm asking for
is five minutes, okay?
1193
01:03:32,025 --> 01:03:34,201
Just hear what Willy has to say.
This thing's a sure shot.
1194
01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:35,681
We could triple
what we stick in...
1195
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,596
Oh, shit--
1196
01:03:39,206 --> 01:03:40,294
That's what you get,
you fucking preps.
1197
01:03:40,425 --> 01:03:41,295
Why?
1198
01:03:43,036 --> 01:03:44,864
- That's for the hot dog.
- And this is for my Trans Am.
1199
01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:47,562
And here's a couple
for your fucking friend.
1200
01:03:57,224 --> 01:03:59,270
I still say they're soft
as fuck, dude.
1201
01:04:01,576 --> 01:04:03,404
What a couple of clits.
1202
01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:06,886
Moose, half your face
is nothing but blood.
1203
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:10,934
Yeah, I know.
1204
01:04:12,283 --> 01:04:14,502
But we could take them
in a fair fight, dude.
1205
01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:17,114
I'm fucking serious.
1206
01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:19,899
They got lucky
with that ambush.
1207
01:04:23,555 --> 01:04:25,383
Tucson Electric. You coming?
1208
01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:26,993
It's your scene.
1209
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:30,867
I'll stew on it.
1210
01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:38,048
All right, well, don't show
your parents the knot.
1211
01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:40,528
Yeah.
1212
01:04:51,496 --> 01:04:54,064
Hey, shit pig.
You paint?
1213
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,240
What? Curbs?
1214
01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:57,545
Curbs?
1215
01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:00,244
No, bitch. Toes.
1216
01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:10,994
You're not very good at this.
1217
01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:14,171
That's because I'm used
to a Utilac spray.
1218
01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:16,564
Not this tiny little brush.
1219
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,876
You okay?
1220
01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:25,312
You look a little wrecked.
1221
01:05:26,139 --> 01:05:27,532
Yeah, I'm all right.
1222
01:05:30,839 --> 01:05:33,842
So how come you've been flying
under the radar these days?
1223
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:40,023
Guess I've just been busy
with work.
1224
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,029
Busy, huh?
1225
01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:48,335
Mm-hmm.
1226
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:54,994
Moose talk about me?
1227
01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,391
To me?
1228
01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:03,133
No. Not really.
1229
01:06:08,355 --> 01:06:10,531
I'm sure there are
a few embellishments.
1230
01:06:15,884 --> 01:06:17,060
Moose is fun.
1231
01:06:18,539 --> 01:06:19,671
Pretty good kisser.
1232
01:06:23,849 --> 01:06:25,851
But he's not really my type.
1233
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,026
You know?
1234
01:06:29,681 --> 01:06:31,988
Sometimes it sucks
being a short-timer.
1235
01:06:34,425 --> 01:06:37,167
Soon as you make friends,
it's taillights.
1236
01:06:39,865 --> 01:06:43,129
I just want to have fun
this summer, you feel me?
1237
01:06:49,266 --> 01:06:50,702
Pass me that Minolta.
1238
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,336
Now what?
1239
01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:22,864
Cotton balls, shit pig.
1240
01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:33,049
Who saved room
for banana cream pie?
1241
01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:35,399
I call the big piece.
1242
01:07:35,529 --> 01:07:37,749
Chrissy made
Dance Squad captain.
1243
01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,104
I have an announcement.
1244
01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:48,847
- An announcement?
- Mm-hmm.
1245
01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:57,073
That's 3,100.
1246
01:07:57,203 --> 01:08:00,119
That's the 16 that I owe,
plus another 15.
1247
01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:04,080
Give him the big piece.
1248
01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:08,084
Dad!
1249
01:08:08,214 --> 01:08:10,216
- Zip it, Chrissy.
- Also...
1250
01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:13,524
This is for you and Mom.
1251
01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:25,101
What is it?
1252
01:08:26,406 --> 01:08:28,452
Mannheim Steamroller
at the Orpheum.
1253
01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:37,417
Are you fricking kidding me?
1254
01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:39,506
Center aisle.
The third row.
1255
01:08:40,594 --> 01:08:41,856
Oh!
1256
01:08:45,599 --> 01:08:47,819
Goddamn it.
You're such a fucking puss.
1257
01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:49,516
I knew you were gonna
show your parents that knot.
1258
01:08:49,647 --> 01:08:52,302
What a waste. So, what are we
getting into tonight?
1259
01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:54,217
Huh?
It's Friday night.
1260
01:08:54,347 --> 01:08:56,001
Let's get sloppy.
Go walk Main.
1261
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,916
No, I'm not really
feeling it, dude.
1262
01:08:58,046 --> 01:09:00,136
Not feeling it?
What are you, ragging?
1263
01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:03,008
No, I'm dog-assed tired, Moose.
I just want to sleep.
1264
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,880
Oh, come on.
Don't be such a fucking pussy.
1265
01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:14,324
What?
Now you're hanging up?
1266
01:09:14,454 --> 01:09:17,283
Hello? Carters.
Hi, Mrs. C. It's Moose.
1267
01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:19,372
Jesus.
1268
01:09:20,895 --> 01:09:23,507
Ma'am? Yes, ma'am.
1269
01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:25,465
That there your husband
downstairs...?
1270
01:09:32,516 --> 01:09:34,170
Oh, Jesus!
1271
01:09:54,973 --> 01:09:57,236
Hey, shit pig. You awake?
1272
01:10:45,415 --> 01:10:47,199
- What?
- Nothing.
1273
01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:04,216
What are you doing?
1274
01:11:05,478 --> 01:11:06,653
What are you doing?
1275
01:11:10,222 --> 01:11:12,703
Yo, perverts! Get in.
1276
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:15,140
Everyone's getting stupid
at the Pioneer.
1277
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:34,290
♪ Won't you please let me go ♪
1278
01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:39,033
♪ These words lie inside,
they hurt me so ♪
1279
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:43,299
♪ But I'm not the kind
who likes to tell you ♪
1280
01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:46,345
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1281
01:11:46,476 --> 01:11:48,913
♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪
1282
01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:51,959
♪ Just what you want me to ♪
1283
01:12:02,796 --> 01:12:04,450
♪ I saw you this morning ♪
1284
01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:08,106
♪ I thought you might like
to know ♪
1285
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:13,111
♪ I received your message
in full a few days ago ♪
1286
01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:18,508
♪ I understood
every word that it said ♪
1287
01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:21,728
♪ And now that I've actually
heard it ♪
1288
01:12:21,859 --> 01:12:26,559
♪ You're going to regret ♪
Just get the fuck inside.
1289
01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:03,857
♪ Do you find this happens
all the time? ♪
1290
01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:07,513
♪ Crucial point one day
becomes a crime ♪
1291
01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,646
I thought you were staying in, bitch.
1292
01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:12,779
♪ But I'm not the kind
that likes to tell you ♪
1293
01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:15,434
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1294
01:13:15,565 --> 01:13:17,523
♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪
1295
01:13:17,654 --> 01:13:19,220
Dog-assed tired, huh?
1296
01:13:20,134 --> 01:13:22,180
Cops! Fucking run!
1297
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,487
Oh, shit.[A.J.] Fuck!
1298
01:13:26,184 --> 01:13:27,620
Yo, Brooke, over here.
This way. Come here.
1299
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:29,753
Moose, let's go.
Up here, come on, guys.
1300
01:13:32,103 --> 01:13:33,713
Come on.
1301
01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:36,455
Go, go, go, go, go!
1302
01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:38,414
Shit.
1303
01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:40,807
Guys, behind the screen.
Behind the screen. Come here.
1304
01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:42,722
Oh, fuck.
1305
01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:46,291
I don't do tight spaces.
1306
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,946
Shut up.
We're about to get popped.
1307
01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,556
You don't understand.
I can't fucking breathe.
1308
01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:52,123
Both of you,
shut the fuck up.
1309
01:13:52,993 --> 01:13:54,168
Shh! Check it.
1310
01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:00,174
I can't fucking do this...
1311
01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:01,959
- Moose, shut up.
- I'm gonna freak.
1312
01:14:02,089 --> 01:14:03,482
Stop fucking talking.[officer] Hey.
1313
01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:07,660
You don't think someone could
hide back behind that shit?
1314
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,054
Oh... oh, fuck.
1315
01:14:10,794 --> 01:14:11,795
Shh!
1316
01:14:12,056 --> 01:14:14,406
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1317
01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:27,332
Here you go, kid.
1318
01:14:31,379 --> 01:14:32,685
What are you looking at?
1319
01:14:33,686 --> 01:14:34,513
Nothing.
1320
01:14:35,253 --> 01:14:36,472
What are you looking at?
1321
01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:39,692
Nothing.
1322
01:14:39,823 --> 01:14:41,389
This some kind of lover's spat?
1323
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:44,044
- What do you want, dude?
- Top me off with DC.
1324
01:14:44,175 --> 01:14:47,526
Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay?
I'm fucking melting out here.
1325
01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:56,013
Here.
1326
01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:10,375
Give the deck a wet-down.
It's almost safety check.
1327
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:11,942
No, hey.
1328
01:15:12,072 --> 01:15:14,466
You're not my fucking boss, okay?
1329
01:15:15,032 --> 01:15:16,468
You do it.
1330
01:15:16,990 --> 01:15:18,949
Just get one of the goobs
to spray her down, you idiot.
1331
01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:20,124
I don't care.
1332
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,089
You going to, uh,
the party tonight?
1333
01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:31,439
- What party?
- Brooke's party.
1334
01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:34,355
It's like 15 yards
from your front door, Eagle.
1335
01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:35,356
What is that shit?
1336
01:15:37,489 --> 01:15:38,751
Don't worry about it.
1337
01:15:39,839 --> 01:15:41,145
A jewelry box
from Martin's?
1338
01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:42,668
Really?
1339
01:15:47,238 --> 01:15:50,633
Look, dude, I know you think
you're tight with homegirl,
1340
01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:53,461
but she gave me a handjob
behind that screen last night.
1341
01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:55,681
What?[Moose] Yeah.
1342
01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:58,162
- Dude, there's no fucking way.
- Whatever, dude.
1343
01:15:58,292 --> 01:15:59,729
She totally jerked me off.
1344
01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:01,774
Fucking grade A too.
1345
01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:03,733
Honestly, I don't know how
you didn't hear it, man.
1346
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:06,257
You were right there.[Brooke] Yo, Moose.
1347
01:16:06,953 --> 01:16:08,389
Bring me a DP.
1348
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,782
I got you.
1349
01:16:16,223 --> 01:16:18,399
One large Dr Pepper, please.
1350
01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:20,880
Yeah.
1351
01:16:27,017 --> 01:16:28,627
Lip thing.
1352
01:16:34,198 --> 01:16:36,113
Mister, you got a Nut Roll?
1353
01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:39,029
Fuck off, kid.
1354
01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:50,301
- For you.
- Oh, my God!
1355
01:16:50,431 --> 01:16:52,085
What do you think?
1356
01:16:52,216 --> 01:16:54,131
I love it.
- Are you kidding with this shit?
1357
01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:55,741
- My son is five.
- Calm down, lady.
1358
01:16:55,872 --> 01:16:57,177
I'm not gonna calm down.
1359
01:16:57,351 --> 01:16:58,962
I demand to speak
with your manager.
1360
01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:00,572
I am the manager.
1361
01:17:01,486 --> 01:17:03,096
- Bullshit.
- You're bullshit.
1362
01:17:03,227 --> 01:17:04,794
Your fucking kid's bullshit too,
1363
01:17:04,924 --> 01:17:06,709
and you're both
making me nauseous.
1364
01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:08,928
Mommy, can I lick
the ketchup off the bun?
1365
01:17:15,239 --> 01:17:16,501
What the fuck?
1366
01:17:17,197 --> 01:17:18,590
Hey, hang tight, lady.
1367
01:17:18,721 --> 01:17:20,984
I'm gonna comp your boy's meal
a hundred percent.
1368
01:17:23,290 --> 01:17:24,770
Hey, shit pig. You okay?
1369
01:17:24,901 --> 01:17:26,859
Yeah, I'm good.[Moose] It's three o'clock.
1370
01:17:26,990 --> 01:17:28,426
Where the fuck are you going?
1371
01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:29,732
Just giving you space
1372
01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:31,429
for all your fucking handjobs!
1373
01:18:03,591 --> 01:18:04,767
Get in.
1374
01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:38,017
How's that runza?
1375
01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:41,194
All right, I guess.
1376
01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:44,197
Want some rings?
1377
01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:46,809
No, I want Moose to quit
rat-fucking me all the time.
1378
01:18:46,939 --> 01:18:49,507
When he's not busy shot calling,
he's swooping on my lady friend.
1379
01:18:54,555 --> 01:18:56,166
You want a little advice, homey?
1380
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:57,471
What?
1381
01:18:58,298 --> 01:18:59,343
Make a move.
1382
01:19:00,561 --> 01:19:01,867
Any move.
1383
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,262
Brooke isn't into Moose.
1384
01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:07,873
She's just waiting for you
to make a move, telling you.
1385
01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:12,530
You ever make a move?
1386
01:19:16,447 --> 01:19:17,665
Like on a lady friend?
1387
01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:19,842
Yeah.
1388
01:19:24,063 --> 01:19:24,977
Almost.
1389
01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:33,769
You gotta risk it
for the biscuit, Eagle.
1390
01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:54,180
♪ It's been a long time
since you left me ♪
1391
01:19:57,662 --> 01:20:00,534
♪ I didn't mean
to make you cry ♪
1392
01:20:04,016 --> 01:20:07,019
♪ I didn't mean
to disappoint you ♪
1393
01:20:10,327 --> 01:20:13,373
♪ I didn't mean
to tell you lies ♪
1394
01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:20,119
♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪
1395
01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:26,038
♪ Won't you let me
tell you why ♪
1396
01:20:27,779 --> 01:20:29,607
♪ One more try ♪
1397
01:20:29,737 --> 01:20:32,828
♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪
1398
01:20:34,090 --> 01:20:35,961
♪ One more try ♪
1399
01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,356
♪ Let me put my arms
around you ♪
1400
01:20:41,793 --> 01:20:45,710
♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪
1401
01:20:48,191 --> 01:20:52,064
♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try? ♪
1402
01:20:55,372 --> 01:20:58,766
♪ It's been a long time
since I kissed you ♪
1403
01:21:01,769 --> 01:21:04,772
♪ It always used to feel
so good ♪
1404
01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:11,649
♪ And if you knew how much
I missed you ♪
1405
01:21:14,478 --> 01:21:17,568
♪ You'd forgive me
if you could ♪
1406
01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:22,573
For the record,
I didn't give Moose a handjob.
1407
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,184
That was all in his head,
shit pig.
1408
01:21:26,359 --> 01:21:28,318
I grabbed both your dicks
because it was the only way
1409
01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:30,059
I could get you two pussies
to shut up.
1410
01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:32,365
I wasn't gonna get an MIP
for that shit.
1411
01:21:32,496 --> 01:21:34,106
♪ One more try ♪
1412
01:21:34,237 --> 01:21:37,153
♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪
1413
01:21:38,371 --> 01:21:40,112
♪ One more try ♪
1414
01:21:40,243 --> 01:21:43,463
♪ Let me put my arms
around you ♪
1415
01:21:45,857 --> 01:21:49,600
♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪
1416
01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:56,172
♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try ♪
1417
01:21:57,347 --> 01:21:58,478
Moose!
1418
01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:02,613
♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪
1419
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,146
Moose!
1420
01:22:17,149 --> 01:22:19,325
Moose! Come on!
1421
01:22:19,456 --> 01:22:21,023
Come on, let's talk!
1422
01:22:35,907 --> 01:22:37,953
Moose! Come on, dude.
1423
01:22:39,606 --> 01:22:40,651
Come on.
1424
01:22:40,781 --> 01:22:42,044
Let's just fucking talk.
1425
01:22:47,397 --> 01:22:49,486
Get the fuck away from me.
1426
01:23:36,794 --> 01:23:38,665
I just got off the phone
with Parks & Rec.
1427
01:23:38,796 --> 01:23:40,624
No one's manning
the Snack Shack.
1428
01:23:40,754 --> 01:23:41,755
Are you going in?
1429
01:23:42,365 --> 01:23:43,627
I'm sick.
1430
01:23:43,757 --> 01:23:45,281
Well, what about Moose?
1431
01:25:06,710 --> 01:25:07,754
Hey.
1432
01:25:15,936 --> 01:25:17,764
Dude, what the fuck happened?
1433
01:25:18,722 --> 01:25:20,115
Take a wild guess.
1434
01:25:28,514 --> 01:25:29,907
Here.
1435
01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:32,649
You good with Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, and Saturdays?
1436
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:35,913
- What, like shifts?
- Yeah.
1437
01:25:36,043 --> 01:25:37,436
We'll divvy up Sundays.
I'll get this one.
1438
01:25:37,567 --> 01:25:39,221
- You get the next.
- Moose!
1439
01:25:42,093 --> 01:25:43,268
Fuck.
1440
01:25:44,617 --> 01:25:46,271
Can I get a jumbo Push Pop?
1441
01:25:46,402 --> 01:25:47,620
Yeah.
1442
01:25:55,411 --> 01:25:57,021
Hey, shit pig.
1443
01:25:58,022 --> 01:26:00,024
How come you pulled
a Copperfield at the party?
1444
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:01,286
I waited for you all night.
1445
01:26:05,638 --> 01:26:07,162
So you want to ditch
this pop stand
1446
01:26:07,292 --> 01:26:09,251
and go grab a twist
from Chompy Cone?
1447
01:26:09,381 --> 01:26:11,688
- My treat.
- No, thanks.
1448
01:26:11,818 --> 01:26:14,256
Come on, no one says no
to free ice cream.
1449
01:26:14,952 --> 01:26:16,171
Want to hear it again?
1450
01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:17,694
Wait, are you being serious
right now?
1451
01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:28,139
It's feeling like a negatory on
the biscuit front there, Eagle.
1452
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,806
- Where are you going?
- Waubonsie.
1453
01:26:43,589 --> 01:26:45,983
Gonna polish off this case,
sleep under the stars.
1454
01:26:46,113 --> 01:26:48,290
I can't go to Iowa. I'm not
supposed to cross state lines.
1455
01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:49,595
Gonna call your mom
at the next truck stop,
1456
01:26:49,726 --> 01:26:51,162
tell her you're staying
with Moose.
1457
01:26:51,293 --> 01:26:53,991
- What are you doing?
- Not stopping till you say yes.
1458
01:26:54,121 --> 01:26:55,645
Come on, Shane.
Slow down, dude. Oh, shit!
1459
01:26:57,821 --> 01:26:59,344
Fuck! All right! I'm in, I'm in!
1460
01:26:59,475 --> 01:27:00,780
- All right! There we go.
- God!
1461
01:27:00,911 --> 01:27:02,739
You've been busting your ass
all summer.
1462
01:27:02,869 --> 01:27:04,219
It's time to fucking unwind.
1463
01:27:21,192 --> 01:27:22,498
Heads up, Eagle.
1464
01:27:46,435 --> 01:27:48,263
Yo, what happened
with you and Brooke?
1465
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:51,396
You gonna spill or what?
1466
01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:57,576
She lied to me.
1467
01:27:57,707 --> 01:27:59,491
She lied to you?
1468
01:27:59,622 --> 01:28:00,666
Yeah.
1469
01:28:05,715 --> 01:28:07,194
I caught her red-handed.
1470
01:28:10,067 --> 01:28:11,590
Doesn't sound like homegirl.
1471
01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:17,553
She said that she waited for me
all night at the party.
1472
01:28:19,555 --> 01:28:22,558
And then I caught her hanging
on some fucking giant
1473
01:28:22,688 --> 01:28:23,863
out on the porch.
1474
01:28:28,259 --> 01:28:29,434
Flattop?
1475
01:28:30,348 --> 01:28:31,436
Yeah.
1476
01:28:31,567 --> 01:28:33,917
- Green Duster?
- Exactly.
1477
01:28:40,010 --> 01:28:41,446
What?
1478
01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,276
Oh, dude.
1479
01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:46,843
The jarhead's her brother.
1480
01:28:50,586 --> 01:28:51,543
Fuck.
1481
01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:57,854
Fuck!
1482
01:29:00,639 --> 01:29:02,728
Oh, fucking A, Eagle.
1483
01:29:07,429 --> 01:29:08,343
Just let me explain.
1484
01:29:08,473 --> 01:29:09,822
- Come on.
- No, thanks.
1485
01:29:09,953 --> 01:29:11,781
Brooke, come on.
Look, I didn't realize.
1486
01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:13,435
I know I fucked up.
Just please just listen--
1487
01:29:13,565 --> 01:29:14,958
No, thanks.
1488
01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:17,613
Want to hear it again?
1489
01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,012
Oh, can we get
some of this, Mom?
1490
01:29:26,143 --> 01:29:28,363
Sure. Just one.
1491
01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:35,892
What's up, A-Jams?
1492
01:29:36,022 --> 01:29:37,372
Hey, Shan.
1493
01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:40,984
Stop.
1494
01:29:41,114 --> 01:29:42,464
Isn't she a sophomore?
1495
01:29:42,594 --> 01:29:43,595
Junior.
1496
01:29:44,901 --> 01:29:46,555
So how did you
get to know her?
1497
01:29:46,685 --> 01:29:48,034
That's Donny's older sister.
1498
01:29:48,165 --> 01:29:49,688
Well, I would think
that you would--
1499
01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:52,778
Oh, my God, Jeanie!
1500
01:29:52,909 --> 01:29:54,693
You scared the heck out of me.
1501
01:29:54,824 --> 01:29:56,652
Sherry! How are you doing?
1502
01:29:56,782 --> 01:29:59,132
Oh, my God.
It's been forever, right?
1503
01:29:59,263 --> 01:30:00,525
It has.
1504
01:30:00,656 --> 01:30:02,745
I'm used to seeing
that big turkey.
1505
01:30:03,963 --> 01:30:05,704
Oh! Your hair.
1506
01:30:05,835 --> 01:30:07,489
I know.
1507
01:30:07,619 --> 01:30:09,360
It was time for a change.
1508
01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:10,927
Oh, it's so full.
1509
01:30:11,057 --> 01:30:12,624
Almost like a Kay Orr thing.
1510
01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,496
- I love it.
- Aw!
1511
01:30:14,626 --> 01:30:16,062
Thank you.
1512
01:30:17,542 --> 01:30:18,891
What's going on?
1513
01:30:19,979 --> 01:30:22,547
You guys get in a tiff at your
sleepover the other night?
1514
01:30:23,113 --> 01:30:24,419
What sleepover?
1515
01:30:28,292 --> 01:30:29,424
- Really?
- I don't know.
1516
01:31:00,977 --> 01:31:03,196
Happy early birthday, asshole.
1517
01:31:04,546 --> 01:31:06,373
Got you a little
something-something.
1518
01:31:08,158 --> 01:31:09,420
You want to lunch it
at Babe's?
1519
01:31:09,551 --> 01:31:10,900
How about a rain check?
1520
01:31:13,293 --> 01:31:14,947
I still gotta do
the whole backyard.
1521
01:31:24,217 --> 01:31:25,392
How's the weather over there?
1522
01:31:26,568 --> 01:31:28,744
Cloudy with a chance
of diaper shit.
1523
01:31:29,832 --> 01:31:33,488
Well, hang in there,
Eagle Scout.
1524
01:31:35,228 --> 01:31:36,534
I'll swing by later.
1525
01:31:37,274 --> 01:31:38,536
See if you want to get stupid.
1526
01:31:38,667 --> 01:31:40,407
Word. Thanks, homey.
1527
01:32:11,874 --> 01:32:13,092
Peace offering, shit pig.
1528
01:32:14,050 --> 01:32:15,573
For your box stall.
1529
01:32:16,226 --> 01:32:17,619
- Wow.
- I know.
1530
01:32:18,097 --> 01:32:19,925
It's probably
the only portrait of myself
1531
01:32:20,056 --> 01:32:21,187
I can actually stomach.
1532
01:32:25,061 --> 01:32:26,192
So...
1533
01:32:26,323 --> 01:32:27,846
Is anyone up
in this bitch?
1534
01:32:27,977 --> 01:32:29,369
Uh, no.
1535
01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:32,503
Sooey!
1536
01:32:35,462 --> 01:32:36,986
You ever make out
to Combat Shock?
1537
01:32:38,161 --> 01:32:39,597
Right at that moment,
1538
01:32:39,728 --> 01:32:41,120
I knew what had to be done.
1539
01:32:41,904 --> 01:32:43,732
It was all coming back to me.
1540
01:32:44,689 --> 01:32:46,952
A revelation
that hit me like a bullet.
1541
01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:51,653
Bullets.
This chick was armed.
1542
01:32:51,783 --> 01:32:55,221
I felt a tremendous power
surging through my veins.
1543
01:32:55,352 --> 01:32:56,875
Where's the gun?
1544
01:33:10,367 --> 01:33:11,934
I gotta tell you something.
1545
01:33:12,064 --> 01:33:14,980
So, no grass carping, okay?
1546
01:33:17,330 --> 01:33:18,984
Yeah. What?
1547
01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:22,858
My dad got his orders.
1548
01:33:24,555 --> 01:33:26,165
We're shipping out to Ramstein.
1549
01:33:29,865 --> 01:33:30,953
Ramstein?
1550
01:33:32,519 --> 01:33:33,564
Germany.
1551
01:33:37,263 --> 01:33:38,264
When?
1552
01:33:39,352 --> 01:33:40,484
Next week.
1553
01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:46,533
Next week? I...
1554
01:33:47,839 --> 01:33:49,232
You're grass carping.
1555
01:33:57,109 --> 01:33:58,676
I got a question.
1556
01:33:59,851 --> 01:34:00,896
Yeah?
1557
01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:05,814
Do you have a condom?
1558
01:34:26,138 --> 01:34:28,010
Oh, shit,
that's the Judge.
1559
01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:29,446
Awkward.
1560
01:34:29,576 --> 01:34:31,317
Maybe he's just
grabbing something.
1561
01:34:31,448 --> 01:34:32,841
Shh.
1562
01:34:34,190 --> 01:34:36,105
A.J.?Hey, Dad, don't come in here!
1563
01:34:43,721 --> 01:34:45,288
Oh. Um...
1564
01:34:47,159 --> 01:34:48,465
We need to talk.
1565
01:34:49,771 --> 01:34:50,902
Downstairs.
1566
01:35:03,959 --> 01:35:05,134
- See you, okay?
- Yeah.
1567
01:35:05,264 --> 01:35:07,658
Nope, hold on. Come here.
Both of you.
1568
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:14,317
What's going on?
Why are you being so weird?
1569
01:35:17,624 --> 01:35:18,800
Um...
1570
01:35:20,149 --> 01:35:21,411
I just got a call...
1571
01:35:23,021 --> 01:35:25,763
from Bill Workman
about a half hour ago.
1572
01:35:27,591 --> 01:35:30,550
There was an accident out on 75.
1573
01:35:34,250 --> 01:35:35,730
Shane got killed.
1574
01:35:48,699 --> 01:35:49,744
What?
1575
01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:55,401
I just saw him.
1576
01:35:59,971 --> 01:36:01,320
I'm sorry, son.
1577
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:49,281
Get in.
1578
01:37:50,952 --> 01:37:52,344
What the fuck?
1579
01:37:52,910 --> 01:37:54,433
What the fuck?
1580
01:40:18,316 --> 01:40:19,491
Hey.
1581
01:40:20,405 --> 01:40:21,406
Hey.
1582
01:40:24,409 --> 01:40:26,107
Thought you said
that we were dry.
1583
01:40:26,237 --> 01:40:27,978
No, man, this is it.
1584
01:40:29,023 --> 01:40:31,286
Last two. I found a...
1585
01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:34,332
a sixer stashed
with the Christmas shit.
1586
01:40:35,203 --> 01:40:36,943
Mm. Nativity set?
1587
01:40:37,074 --> 01:40:38,075
Yeah.
1588
01:40:42,253 --> 01:40:44,125
I did pound
the other four, though.
1589
01:40:47,084 --> 01:40:48,129
That's fair.
1590
01:40:58,661 --> 01:40:59,662
Moose?
1591
01:41:02,578 --> 01:41:03,666
Are we cool?
1592
01:41:06,495 --> 01:41:07,931
Yeah, man.
1593
01:41:09,324 --> 01:41:10,803
We're cool.
1594
01:41:13,937 --> 01:41:15,112
Cool.
1595
01:41:15,243 --> 01:41:17,680
Fuck off, animals!
1596
01:41:17,810 --> 01:41:19,377
We're having a moment!
1597
01:41:20,596 --> 01:41:22,641
Fuck.
1598
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:27,733
Oh, dude, I'm sorry
I punched you in the nose.
1599
01:41:27,864 --> 01:41:29,605
Oh, I... I didn't even feel it.
1600
01:41:30,171 --> 01:41:32,260
Yeah, okay.
1601
01:41:34,044 --> 01:41:35,306
Hmm.
1602
01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:38,092
All right, are you ready?
1603
01:41:38,744 --> 01:41:39,963
Yeah.
1604
01:41:40,094 --> 01:41:41,573
Yeah, let's make some dough.
1605
01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:45,969
Wait.
1606
01:41:52,323 --> 01:41:53,846
There's no glass on deck.
1607
01:42:00,940 --> 01:42:03,029
So look, man, I want
to pitch you a few ideas.
1608
01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:04,901
Yeah? What kind of ideas?
1609
01:42:05,031 --> 01:42:07,077
How we can double our return
on this bitch next summer.
1610
01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,298
- Does it involve Real Beer?
- Ooh!
1611
01:42:11,734 --> 01:42:13,039
Hundred percent.
1612
01:42:16,391 --> 01:42:18,044
Two fucking lines, goobs!
1613
01:42:18,175 --> 01:42:21,047
Give me two fucking lines!
1614
01:42:21,178 --> 01:42:23,485
- Right now!
- My turn! My turn!
1615
01:42:55,386 --> 01:42:56,735
Hey.[Brooke] Hey.
1616
01:42:56,866 --> 01:42:58,781
Hey, what's going on?
Are you leaving right now?
1617
01:42:58,911 --> 01:43:01,523
Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the pool
but I couldn't find you.
1618
01:43:01,653 --> 01:43:02,698
What happened to Tuesday?
1619
01:43:03,612 --> 01:43:05,875
When the AF says jump,
he jumps.
1620
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:09,574
In two minutes,
we're taillights.
1621
01:43:09,705 --> 01:43:10,967
Just gotta hit the head.
1622
01:43:11,097 --> 01:43:12,098
Roger, Wilco.
1623
01:43:12,229 --> 01:43:13,839
Two minutes?
1624
01:43:14,710 --> 01:43:16,190
Here.
1625
01:43:17,713 --> 01:43:19,105
Take it.
1626
01:43:19,236 --> 01:43:20,498
What is it?
1627
01:43:21,195 --> 01:43:22,544
Open it, dum-dum.
1628
01:43:32,597 --> 01:43:33,903
A hanky?
1629
01:43:35,818 --> 01:43:37,776
So you don't have
to borrow your dad's.
1630
01:43:41,171 --> 01:43:42,564
One more thing.
1631
01:43:49,484 --> 01:43:51,747
I, um... I printed it
last night.
1632
01:44:07,241 --> 01:44:08,720
We don't say "goodbye."
1633
01:44:09,330 --> 01:44:10,418
Just...
1634
01:44:11,288 --> 01:44:12,420
"see you later."
1635
01:44:30,220 --> 01:44:31,308
Let's move out.
1636
01:44:39,664 --> 01:44:40,970
Another keeper.
1637
01:44:43,886 --> 01:44:45,061
See ya, A.J.
1638
01:44:49,413 --> 01:44:50,545
See ya.
1639
01:46:59,761 --> 01:47:03,504
♪ There must be someone
I can talk to about this ♪
1640
01:47:05,157 --> 01:47:08,900
♪ I never realized how much
friendship could be missed ♪
1641
01:47:10,119 --> 01:47:11,860
♪ But it's all good now ♪
1642
01:47:11,990 --> 01:47:14,253
♪ 'Cause there's no one
but we two ♪
1643
01:47:14,776 --> 01:47:15,994
♪ And I'm alone ♪
1644
01:47:17,169 --> 01:47:19,345
♪ But I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1645
01:47:19,955 --> 01:47:21,913
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1646
01:47:22,566 --> 01:47:24,350
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1647
01:47:26,527 --> 01:47:27,658
♪ With you ♪
1648
01:47:30,052 --> 01:47:32,576
♪ You look so strange
without the makeup ♪
1649
01:47:32,707 --> 01:47:33,969
♪ Upon your face ♪
1650
01:47:35,274 --> 01:47:36,841
♪ It'd be so different ♪
1651
01:47:36,972 --> 01:47:39,191
♪ Another time
and another place ♪
1652
01:47:40,671 --> 01:47:42,325
♪ Don't do nothing ♪
1653
01:47:42,456 --> 01:47:44,153
♪ That would make you
look a fool ♪
1654
01:47:47,504 --> 01:47:49,811
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1655
01:47:50,333 --> 01:47:52,335
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1656
01:47:52,857 --> 01:47:54,772
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1657
01:47:56,905 --> 01:47:57,819
♪ With you ♪
1658
01:48:00,343 --> 01:48:04,434
♪ And there are some times
where I don't know where I am ♪
1659
01:48:05,870 --> 01:48:08,612
♪ And there are some things
that I'll never ♪
1660
01:48:08,743 --> 01:48:10,701
♪ Never understand ♪
1661
01:48:12,573 --> 01:48:13,791
♪ Understand ♪
1662
01:48:15,010 --> 01:48:17,099
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1663
01:48:17,665 --> 01:48:20,232
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1664
01:48:20,363 --> 01:48:22,844
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1665
01:48:22,974 --> 01:48:24,585
♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪
1666
01:48:25,542 --> 01:48:26,630
♪ With you ♪