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["Call to the Post" playing]

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[bell rings]
[announcer] <i>Here comes Lucky!</i>

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<i>And they're off. Number 7,
Sandy's Rocket, out front.</i>

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<i>Right behind him
by the three against the rail</i>

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<i>as they head down
the front stretch...</i>

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[announcer continues, muffled]

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<i>Number 7, Sandy's Rocket,
in control now.</i>

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<i>Down the backstretch...</i>

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[upbeat music plays]

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Look at all this
fucking coin, dude.

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[bell ringing][announcer, indistinct]

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- A.J., where's the capper?
- Shredded. Back in VIP.

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Look who's Big Money in seven.

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- No fucking way, Moose.
- Yes fucking way. We're red-hot.

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- Don't shit on our streak.
- I'm not shitting on our streak.

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You're shitting all over
our streak big time.

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"Four runs and we bone out."
Those were your exact words.

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Yeah, and Big Money in six
was a fucking game changer.

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- It's two o'clock.
- It's five 'til.

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- Come on, we should bounce.
- Pensacola's already halfway

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- through the post parade, pussy.
- Dude, you're going rogue.

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- Because you're being a pussy.
- Shut the f--

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Y'all fixing to place a bet?

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Just a sec, darling.

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Come on, bitch. Look up there
and tell me who's Big Money.

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- Sweetchuck's our boy.
- Sweetchuck? Fuck you.

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Crowd's got wood
for Easy Does It.

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The crowd goes home
in a body bag, okay?

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Let's go straight bet.
No exotics. Let it ride.

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Fuck you! We're up three bills.
I'm not letting it ride.

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Now who's the pussy?

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Get the fucking cab.

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All right.
[announcer] <i>And they're off.</i>

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[bell rings][announcer speaks indistinctly]

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[overlapped shouting]

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Gonna fuck it all up!

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What the fuck, A.J.?

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[announcer]
<i>Sweetchuck hard-charging...</i>

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Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my God.
He's breaking...

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Run! Run! Run! Come on!

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[announcer]
<i>Now he's two lengths ahead.</i>

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Oh, shit! Here he comes!
Big money, money, money!

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[announcer] <i>And it's Sweetchuck
at the wire!</i>

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[both screaming]

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Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck!

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No, no, no, no!
Moose, our cab!

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Some chud's ganking it.

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Oh, fuck!

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Now what are we supposed to do?

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We're screwed.

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Oh, what? You gonna run
across the river bridge?

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A.J., it's the fucking
interstate!

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[man] Fuck!

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Fuck!

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Hey! Hey, buddy!

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I got an easy 50!

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[car horns blaring][sobbing]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay in this lane!

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You almost hit that car!

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Fuck! Moose...

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All right, I need you to punch
this shitbox, all right?

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[yells][all scream]

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[car horns blaring]

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[tires screech]

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[intense music playing]

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Moose, Moose...

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[children shouting][boy] Come on! Come on!

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Where the heck
have you guys been?

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We've been waiting
for 35 minutes.

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We got stuck on the train
by the Bongo habitat.

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Some kid had a grand mal seizure
and they shut it down.

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- What could we do?
- Just get on the dang bus.

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[kids whooping and laughing]

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Hey, butt fuck!

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You're both dead
if I'm late for practice.

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What practice, Randy?
You do wrestling and football.

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Yeah, it's fucking May, loser.

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Fuck off.

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[giggles]

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All right, homeboy,
what are you feeling?

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Benjys and Grants
or Jackies and Hams?

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- Why're you doing the lip thing?
- I'm not doing a lip thing.

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Makes you look like you're
prepping to suck an asshole.

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No more wild-card shit.
You're breaking your own rules.

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Fuck off,
don't be such a basket case.

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Look at this epic
fucking split, dude!

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Goddamn it, I want to epic split
your fucking mouth.

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Yeah?
Why don't you try it, pussy?

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Because every chaperone
on this bus

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is fucking staring at us.

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What?

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[both snicker]

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- Yo, question.
- Yeah, dude?

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Who'd you like in the 8th?

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Hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Ooh, what's the wort at?

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Uh, it's at 69 degrees.

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All right, let's pitch
the fucking yeast

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and put her to bed.

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Home sweet home.

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Squeeze that airlock in.

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- Is that one leaking?
- Brand-new tub.

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How could it be leaking?

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Let's check the pH
on the lagers.

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Booyah. What are you feeling?

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Let's go pilsner.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers, dude.

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Whoa.

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Looks bright.

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Spritzy.

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Mm. Wow.

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Yeah, I know, dude.
We fucking made that!

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- We made that!
- This is, like, real beer.

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Mm! Let's go with that.

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- What?
- Real Beer. For the label.

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I found a printer
in Tecumseh.

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They can bang them out
for two cents a pop.

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I dig it. [laughs]

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All right, so, look, man,
I want to pitch you an idea.

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Okay, hit me.

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It's time to expand
the operation.

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All right, so look, dude,

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we're sitting on a cash cow
with Real Beer.

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Fifteen gallons a month
is baby stuff

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compared to what we could do

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if we scaled her up
to a buck twenty.

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- A hundred and twenty gallons?
- A month, dude.

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And we'll cash flow
our day-to-day ops

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with our track winnings
until we get to a rhythm

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where this thing
is running itself.

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Moose, we haven't
even sold a single beer.

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Yet. You gotta learn
to forecast, bitch.

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Fuck!

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We hit two matinees a week,
we're solid gold.

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Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge
up a ride every two weeks.

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Pause.
Don't worry about transpo.

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Transpo's my turf.
And we'll circle back in a sec.

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A huge part of this operation
is figuring out

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the right foot soldiers
to bring in.

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What do you think
of Jason Beaumont?

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Dude, fucking kid's a narc.
He'd squeal for sure.

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Yeah! I love your instincts!
That's why you're gonna run HR.

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Handle all the recruiting.

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[gasps] Fuck!

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That was a fucking neck shot!

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- Forecast.
- You said no fucking necks.

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So are we in agreement

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that transpo's
our number one concern?

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Hundred percent.

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And until this operation's
got wheels,

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if feels like it's dead
in the water.

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Okay, hear me out.

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[sighs]
Fuck, these are awesome.

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Tom, we're good to go.

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Kip Langer's older brother.
You know him?

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- Darian?
- No, Darian's in Chrissy's class.

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I'm talking about Gary.

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With the lazy eye
and the gelled hair.

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- Oh, yeah. The DJ guy.
- Yeah.

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So he's got a limo thing
on the side, dude.

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Like weddings and proms,
all that type of shit.

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Thanks, Tom.

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You know what?

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Here's a little something
for you.

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So obviously, his rates
are premium on the weekends,

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because that's where
all the action is.

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But Monday through Thursday
is a total fucking dead zone.

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So I've got Gary locked in
at 25 bucks an hour,

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plus we gotta float the gas.

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But all he needs
is a three-hour heads-up.

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So you want to take a limo back
and forth between Bluffs Run?

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Yeah, twice a week.

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It'd be like a C-note
per run, max.

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- That's it?
- That's fucking it, dude.

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It's actually
a really boss idea.

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It's airtight, bitch.
I knew you'd be all over it.

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This fucker's
double O-C too.

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Huh?

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Fucking limo, asshole.

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It's got a 13-inch TV
with a built-in VHS.

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Mini wet bar.
Motorola bag phone.

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Why would we need
a bag phone?

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In case we gotta move
on some shit

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and we don't have time
to hit a payphone.

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Look, stop fixating
on the bag phone.

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- Are you in or you out?
- I'm in.

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- I'm in, yeah.
- All right, I'll set it up.

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Oh, buddy,
we're gonna be rolling

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in so much fucking dough
this summer.

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[laughs]

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["Wild Thing"
by Tone Loc playing]

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<i>♪ Rollin' down the street ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I saw this girl
and she was pumpin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I winked my eye,
she got into the ride ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Went to a club, was jumpin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Took her to the hotel ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She said, "You're the king" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I said, "Be my queen
if you know what I mean" ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And let us do
the wild thing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Wild thing ♪</i>

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[door opens][A.J.] Yo, I'm home.

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Mm, Mrs. C.,
these deer chops are banging.

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What's going on?

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How was the field trip, boys?

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Oh, like the best ever.

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Yeah, we got to hand-feed
the giraffes.

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Yeah, the sucker was eating
right out of our palm.

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[Judge inhales sharply]

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[exhales]

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[gulps]

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Speaking of hands,
let me smell those hands.

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Jesus, what?

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No. Why?

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Are you trying
to hide something from us?

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Oh, he is. Big time.

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No, no, I just don't want you
smelling my hands.

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It's weird.[Judge] It's not weird.

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It's just a set of hands, son.

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Afraid we'll find out
about the cigarettes?

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[snorts]
Cigarettes? We--

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Mr. Rubenking said
he saw you and Moose

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smoking cigarettes
in the VIP area

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of I-80 OTB this afternoon.

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I-80 OTB?

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[Judge] It's an off-track
betting parlor.

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In Council Bluffs, Iowa.

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Right across the river bridge

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from the Henry Doorly Zoo.

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[Jean] Smoking cigarettes
and going berserk!

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He emphasized "berserk."

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And the damn neon shirts!

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Awful quiet, Moose.

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Did you get those fancy shoes
with your gambling winnings?

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- [Judge] Guilty!
- Moose...

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Chrissy, go to your room.

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- No way.
- In your room, young lady.

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[Chrissy] Ugh!

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- Witness stand.
- No.

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No, I'm not...

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There's been
a pattern with you two.

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- An escalation.
- A very dangerous escalation.

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- We're not escalating.
- Illegally crossing state lines

245
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,294
to hang out at an off-track
betting parlor?

246
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:00,643
We're not hanging out.
We're working.

247
00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,166
- Working!
- Oh, my God!

248
00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:04,560
- You're not a pro gambler!
- Are you two doing dope?

249
00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,127
Okay, no on the dope,

250
00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,998
and no, I'm not gonna become
a professional gambler.

251
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,740
You two idiots are gonna end up
in a double funeral

252
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,047
or on the side
of a fricking milk carton.

253
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:16,833
Is it Moose? Is he the one that
talks you into this crazy stuff?

254
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,443
No, it's not Moose.
I came up with the system.

255
00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,620
The system? What is the system?

256
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,273
A secret system
for big-money long shots.

257
00:10:22,404 --> 00:10:24,101
You're 14 years old!

258
00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:26,060
You don't have
a fricking system!

259
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,583
[gasps softly]

260
00:10:33,676 --> 00:10:36,026
Dude, I am so fucking sorry.

261
00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:38,594
The Judge started doing
the lip thing,

262
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,336
and I just fucking panicked.[sighs]

263
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,033
Did you tell them
about the system?

264
00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,731
They don't want to hear
about Big Money, Moose.

265
00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,167
I'm grounded.

266
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,038
Banned from the track
and banned from Iowa.

267
00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,867
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.

268
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,609
This rat-fucks
our whole plan.

269
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,393
There is no plan.
We're done.

270
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:58,962
No more running free range.
They're shutting us down.

271
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,877
I've got one week
to find a legit job

272
00:11:01,008 --> 00:11:02,400
before my mom goes
full-tilt DEFCON.

273
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,011
Full tilt? What do you mean?

274
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:05,534
Baseball.
Bible camp.

275
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,275
Weekends at her auction crew.

276
00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:10,234
Fuck your mom's auction crew.
Shit pay.

277
00:11:10,365 --> 00:11:12,672
Tell her we're not signing on
for three bucks an hour.

278
00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,412
She made no mention
of hiring you.

279
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,287
We're a package deal, A.J.
You don't break up the band.

280
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,769
Look, just circle
the heavy hitters, okay?

281
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,727
Don't waste your time
with that entry-level slop.

282
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,686
- I'm not.
- Dude, don't worry.

283
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,818
Tomorrow after school,
we'll get some shit lined up.

284
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,124
Easy peasy.

285
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,604
All right?

286
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:34,345
- See ya, pussy.
- See ya.

287
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:38,219
[thudding impact][footsteps retreating]

288
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,404
[engine approaching]

289
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,196
[mellow music playing]

290
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,395
[camera shutter clicks]

291
00:12:30,401 --> 00:12:32,577
What if we doubled
the batch?

292
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,057
And then had only
one foot soldier

293
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,233
instead of an entire roster
of guys to manage?

294
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:37,931
Fuck me, you really want
to hobby brew?

295
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:40,585
No--Look, the company's fucked.

296
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,936
We're never gonna cash-flow
this thing with minimum wage

297
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,589
and suck-ass hours.

298
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,939
[woman]
Excuse me.

299
00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,122
Pass the sack.
I got dibs on that last one.

300
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,906
Fuck you.
The big boy's mine.

301
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,168
Give it to me.

302
00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,780
It's my money,
it's my gizzard.

303
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,175
Fuck, dude. My neck!

304
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,829
Forecast.

305
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:08,918
[both grunt]

306
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,792
[Randy]
Boom! Right in the breadbasket!

307
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,925
And you fuckstains
are no Mike Rozier.

308
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,709
[Randy laughing]
Is it piss?

309
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,016
Straight from the tap,
sweet cheeks.

310
00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:22,410
You two dip fucks better grow
eyes in the back of your head.

311
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,499
High school's gonna be
a fucking meat grinder!

312
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,283
It's open season, limp dicks.[grunts]

313
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,546
You never know when,
you never know where.

314
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,375
- Pussies!
- Whoo!

315
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:34,552
[tires squeal]

316
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,778
You boys all right?

317
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,781
That's piss, ain't it?

318
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,785
Yeah, it's piss.[vehicle approaching]

319
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:51,743
[horn honks]

320
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,658
[revving engine]

321
00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,532
Holy shit!

322
00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,664
Shane!

323
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:00,970
What the fuck?

324
00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,754
So much for one
weekend a month, huh?

325
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,147
- Shotgun.
- No fucking way.

326
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,279
Get in the back, mutant.

327
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,107
[both laughing]

328
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:08,369
What's up, Eagle?

329
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,548
Fucking A...[truck door opens and closes]

330
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,985
This is why you're in the back.[A.J. and Moose laugh]

331
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:18,770
Hold on to your fucking tits.[revving engine]

332
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,511
Fuck the Carmichaels.

333
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,253
Don't let those pussies
run a psyop on you.

334
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,952
Rodney's a horror show, dude.
That Boz cut, those muscles.

335
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,040
I mean...

336
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,780
He's a fucking juicehead, Eagle.

337
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,958
He used to bitch out
when I wrestled him at 160.

338
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:34,612
Yo, Rambo?
Fucking waste anyone over there?

339
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,876
The whole thing was over
in a hundred hours, dipshit.

340
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,182
The only thing I wasted
was my freshman year.

341
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,228
The town's still covered
in yellow.

342
00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,143
Maybe they'll give you
the keys to the city, dude.

343
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,796
Shit, I'd settle for the keys
to the Toddy Shop.

344
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,450
Old enough to die for Uncle Sam,

345
00:14:46,581 --> 00:14:48,322
but still can't buy
a fucking sixer.

346
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:50,672
Yo, homey.
Do you want a beer?

347
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,546
[tires squeal]

348
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,809
[Moose] Fuck!

349
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,509
Seriously?

350
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,076
You turds made this?

351
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,338
Yeah.[laughs]

352
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,602
All right, so check it.
You gotta pour it like this.

353
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,083
And don't drink the stuff
on the bottom.

354
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:12,781
Copy that.

355
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:21,877
Moment of truth.

356
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,102
Well?

357
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,931
Goddamn, fellas.[A.J. and Moose laugh]

358
00:15:32,061 --> 00:15:33,410
It's not shit.

359
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:39,242
- It's drinkable as fuck.
- Drinkable as fuck!

360
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:40,809
Oh, yeah, dude!

361
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,550
That's going on
the fucking sticker for sure!

362
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:43,943
[laughs]

363
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,858
All, right, can we put you down
for a case?

364
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,252
Whoo!

365
00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:51,254
[laughs]

366
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:53,865
Well, you know the rules.

367
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,216
No glass on deck.

368
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:58,740
Yes, sir.[glass shatters]

369
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,407
[gasps]

370
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,583
The water's piss-warm, dude.

371
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:19,543
Yeah. Ron always cranks it
for the invitationals.

372
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:21,502
Hey, we need to bag
some summer jobs.

373
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,199
- You think you can hook us up?
- No.

374
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,985
It's not gonna fly.
You gotta be 16 to guard.

375
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:27,725
Ron might budge
on the Eagle Scout,

376
00:16:27,856 --> 00:16:29,684
but definitely
not on you.

377
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:33,166
Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool.
Me and A.J. are a package deal.

378
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,212
Shit, you can ask the Bravo boys
if they need an extra hand.

379
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,909
With what?

380
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,346
They're planning on running
that thing this summer.

381
00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:41,565
- [both] What thing?
- That thing.

382
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:43,828
The Snack Shack.

383
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:47,876
So does their family,
like, own it or something?

384
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,095
No, Bravos don't own it.
City owns it.

385
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,357
[Moose]
Yo, toss me your keys.

386
00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,272
I want to see
inside that fucker.

387
00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:53,708
Don't have any.

388
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,144
Snack Shack's totally
separate from the pool.

389
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,016
Okay, so they rent it
from the city?

390
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:59,105
No, I think it gets bid out
through Parks & Rec.

391
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,803
- Okay, how's that work?
- I don't know, dude.

392
00:17:01,933 --> 00:17:03,283
I think they bid it out

393
00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,936
at the city council
meeting tomorrow.

394
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,721
How much the Bravos
throw down on that sucker?

395
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:09,419
Ask them. They're gonna be
at the sunken lot tonight.

396
00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:17,210
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

397
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,908
That we hit the sunken lot,
dump some beer,

398
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,866
get intel on
the Bravo boys' bid,

399
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,173
then rat-fuck them at the city
council meeting tomorrow night.

400
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,306
[upbeat music playing]

401
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,488
[upbeat guitar melody plays]

402
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,412
[grunting][engine sputtering]

403
00:17:51,026 --> 00:17:52,680
[engine whirs]

404
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,519
[sneezes and coughs]

405
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,401
[sneezes]

406
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,708
Yo! Shit pig.

407
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:22,492
You all right?

408
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,321
Huh? Me?

409
00:18:25,452 --> 00:18:27,758
Yeah. You, like,
having a fit or something?

410
00:18:27,889 --> 00:18:30,848
Oh. It's just allergies.
It's like...

411
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,982
- Allergies?
- Grass, pollen, ragw--

412
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,853
Yeah, like the movie about
the kid in the plastic bubble?

413
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,378
No. No, it's not
like him at all.

414
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,509
- I'm nothing like that.
- Yeah, right.

415
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,207
Seriously.

416
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:42,991
[sneezes]

417
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,775
Oh, God, you are
totally like him.

418
00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:45,907
[gasps]
Sorry.

419
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:48,866
[blows nose]
What is that?

420
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,651
My hanky?

421
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:51,956
[scoffs]

422
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:53,610
Your hanky?

423
00:18:53,741 --> 00:18:55,656
Oh, it's not mine.
It's actually my dad's.

424
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,962
Your dad loaned you
his fucking snot-rag?

425
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,225
Just temporarily.

426
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,924
Sorry, I'm not usually
like this.

427
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,839
I-I-I just took a Benadryl.

428
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:05,970
So...

429
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,929
[sneezes][camera shutter clicks]

430
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,671
Why are you doing that?

431
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,977
[camera shutter clicks]
It's a free country, shit pig.

432
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,545
Close your mouth, you look like
a fucking grass carp.

433
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:17,982
[camera shutter clicks]

434
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:19,506
[coughs]

435
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,638
God, I don't know why
Leah's so into you.

436
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,988
She made it out
like you were a real catch.

437
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,426
Oh. So you're, like,
Leah's cousin or something?

438
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:27,818
Doi.

439
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,691
And lucky me, she's only
35 miles south of Offutt,

440
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,823
so this shithole gets
to be my reality all summer.

441
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,303
Hmm.

442
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,349
Hey, what's the suicide rate
in this hick town?

443
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:39,395
Is that marijuana?

444
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:40,788
What? Are you allergic?[door opens]

445
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,616
[bell clanging]

446
00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,357
Oh, shit.

447
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,797
[laughing]
What is happening right now?

448
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,929
[door closes]
I just, uh...

449
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:53,931
It's dinner.

450
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,065
I should go.

451
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,501
I guess so.

452
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,024
See you around, shit pig.

453
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:01,809
[scoffs]

454
00:20:01,939 --> 00:20:03,680
Sooey![camera shutter clicks]

455
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,557
[door closes]

456
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,298
So, how's the job hunt
coming along?

457
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:13,951
Mom, it's been like 48 hours.

458
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,344
Watch the sass back.

459
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:17,738
Mm, I got an auction
in two weeks.

460
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:21,350
Ordered you a medium
with the new logo, just in case.

461
00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:22,873
It's polo style this year.

462
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,006
- And salmon.
- Mm! Chrissy's idea.

463
00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,529
I designed them.

464
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,923
Have you thought
about mowing lawns?

465
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:30,446
Now that's an idea.

466
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,753
Are you kidding me?
This is me after one lawn.

467
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,798
Oh, come on, nothing a little
Benadryl couldn't level out.

468
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,235
- God bless you.
- Bless you.

469
00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:37,888
This is Benadryl.
I'm the fricking poster boy.

470
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,281
- No fricks.
- No fricks.

471
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:40,978
- Stuff it, Chrissy.
- You stuff it.

472
00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:43,242
- Stuff it big time.
- Zip it.

473
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,333
[sniffles]

474
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:55,297
Hey, Mom, there's a study group
tonight for the Civics final.

475
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:56,777
Does it involve Moose?

476
00:20:56,907 --> 00:20:58,474
No. It's over at Beaumont's.

477
00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:01,347
- There's a fella with a plan.
- Such a go-getter.

478
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,437
Maybe you could tag-team
with his mowing business,

479
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:06,177
start some kind of lawn empire.

480
00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:10,834
No. I don't want to start a lawn
empire with Jason Beaumont.

481
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,836
I just want to cram
for the Civics test.

482
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,751
Watch the sass back.[snaps fingers]

483
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,101
- Ten p.m.
- Ten?

484
00:21:17,232 --> 00:21:19,278
Mom, come on, it doesn't
even start until eight--

485
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:21,192
Ten fifteen.
You're still grounded, buddy.

486
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,151
Eleven.[both imitating buzzers]

487
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:24,979
[rapidly] Here we go now.
Gonna let it go now.

488
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:27,198
We're gonna start now at 10,
10, we'll bring it up to 10:15.

489
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,200
- We're taking the 10:15.
- Hey!

490
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:30,593
All the way up to 11,
we're looking at 11.

491
00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:32,291
Eleven's too high. Grounded.[Judge] Hey!

492
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,336
Bring it all the way back,
now 10:30, now 10:15.

493
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:37,644
10:15 it's gonna be,
and I'm giving you 10:15.

494
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:39,080
- Sold now.
- Sold!

495
00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,432
<i>♪ I was clowning in class
like I usually do... ♪</i>

496
00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:47,436
Dude, I can't believe
we just dumped two cases.

497
00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:49,090
Two cases is pussy.

498
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,874
Look at all these
college kids.

499
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,659
We gotta partner up
with some frats.

500
00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,791
Get our foot soldiers
in UNL, UNO,

501
00:21:54,922 --> 00:21:56,750
fucking Peru State.

502
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,882
Dude, we could be offloading 400
gallons of Real Beer a month.

503
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,057
Easy.

504
00:22:00,188 --> 00:22:01,363
[hip-hop music playing]

505
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:03,060
[indistinct chatter]

506
00:22:04,801 --> 00:22:06,586
[rock music playing]

507
00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,374
Hey, watch where you're going, prep.

508
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,768
- Sorry, dude.
- What did you just fucking say?

509
00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,162
We got a problem here?

510
00:22:18,293 --> 00:22:20,164
There is so not a problem.

511
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,341
I didn't know
he was with you.

512
00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:24,255
Sorry. It won't happen again.

513
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:30,000
[woman]
Shane fucking Workman!

514
00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,396
[laughs]

515
00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,358
Oh, Bravos.
Right over there.

516
00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:41,882
Okay, I've got this shit.
Hang back in the wings.

517
00:22:47,148 --> 00:22:48,541
Hey, what's up, boys?

518
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:50,369
Who the fuck
are you assholes?

519
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:53,502
Moose Miller.
This is my associate, A.J.

520
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,286
We're the guys behind Real Beer.

521
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:56,723
Real Beer?

522
00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:58,594
[Moose]
Yeah, that beer you're drinking.

523
00:22:58,725 --> 00:23:00,422
Wh-- You made this?

524
00:23:00,553 --> 00:23:01,945
Yeah, man.

525
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:03,556
We're still finalizing
the design on the logo,

526
00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:06,472
but that next batch will look
as good as it tastes.

527
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:08,125
How old are you guys?

528
00:23:08,256 --> 00:23:09,692
- Fourteen.
- Sixteen.

529
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:13,261
Almost fifteen.

530
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,045
Oh, yeah. I know this guy.

531
00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,091
You're the judge's kid,
aren't you?

532
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,572
Yeah, he did our mom and dad's
divorce.

533
00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:21,356
Huh?

534
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:24,054
I said your dad did
our mom and dad's divorce!

535
00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,971
So, uh, we heard you guys
are renting the Snack Shack

536
00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:29,625
out of the pool this summer.

537
00:23:29,756 --> 00:23:31,235
Yeah. So what?

538
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:32,715
Well, Shane had mentioned

539
00:23:32,846 --> 00:23:34,935
that you guys might need
some extra hands.

540
00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:37,067
- Nah, we're cool.
- We can handle it ourselves.

541
00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:38,982
It's probably a real
gravy train, huh?

542
00:23:39,983 --> 00:23:41,158
We do all right.

543
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:42,421
Mm-hmm.

544
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:45,424
What's it cost to rent it out?

545
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,950
Three grand my ass.
They're bluffing, big time.

546
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,431
I don't know, dude.
A grand a month seems legit.

547
00:23:52,561 --> 00:23:55,912
Chump change compared to what
the fucker could turn over.

548
00:23:56,565 --> 00:24:00,003
Look, I say we go full tilt
on the Snack Shack.

549
00:24:00,134 --> 00:24:02,353
[grunts, panting]

550
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:05,008
What's the pH at?

551
00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,707
It's a hair over 5.2.

552
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,580
[sighs] All right.
I should go.

553
00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,887
Jean'll kill me.
Fucker's definitely leaking.

554
00:24:14,017 --> 00:24:16,324
It's not. Look, dude,

555
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:20,371
even if it took us all of June
to break even on the 3K,

556
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,678
it'd still tee us up right
in the sweet spot of the summer.

557
00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,724
Fucking Fourth of July
to mid-August?

558
00:24:24,854 --> 00:24:26,726
That's like six weeks
of straight Profit Town.

559
00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,293
We can't cover three grand.
We're 1,600 bucks short.

560
00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:31,252
Yeah? So, look,

561
00:24:32,645 --> 00:24:34,211
I want to pitch you an idea.

562
00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,387
The whole kit and caboodle?

563
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,173
Yeah. Yes... Yes, ma'am.

564
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,829
Take off those glasses.

565
00:24:44,047 --> 00:24:45,396
Is there a problem here?

566
00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,055
- Goddamn.
- I can't believe I let you

567
00:24:52,186 --> 00:24:54,014
talk me into
this diaper shit, Moose.

568
00:24:54,144 --> 00:24:56,843
Like I had to twist your arm at
18 percent, you fucking shyster.

569
00:24:57,844 --> 00:24:59,628
Plus, you're the one
without a joint account, dude.

570
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:02,109
- Why are we wearing suits?
- We look like power players

571
00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,154
that come in and cash out 2K
in a New York minute.

572
00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:06,983
Oh, my God.
She's talking to the manager.

573
00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:09,072
[inaudible]

574
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:10,770
Dude, don't get your tits
in a ringer.

575
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:12,728
I bet it's just protocol
for any withdrawal over a grand.

576
00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:14,338
No, that's Neil Bruning.

577
00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:16,166
He's in bridge club
with my parents and his wife.

578
00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:18,342
Bruning can't say shit, bitch.
It's not a joint account.

579
00:25:18,473 --> 00:25:20,388
A.J.

580
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,434
Pretty chunky withdrawal for
a school day, don't you think?

581
00:25:25,741 --> 00:25:27,656
[sighs]
We're entrepreneurs.

582
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:29,353
All right, last on the agenda:

583
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,834
the concession stand
out at Steinhart Pool.

584
00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:33,793
Scooter, I understand
the bids are in?

585
00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:37,231
Uh, just a single, Mike.
From Chris and Jeff Bravo.

586
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:38,667
To the tune of--

587
00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,408
- Hold on!
- Hey, wait! Stop.

588
00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:45,152
That is three thousand
and one...

589
00:25:47,197 --> 00:25:48,721
USD.

590
00:25:48,851 --> 00:25:50,766
Our bid for the concession stand
at the Steinhart Pool.

591
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:51,811
[Westcott]
In singles?

592
00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,290
Oh, it's a bit unorthodox,

593
00:25:53,421 --> 00:25:54,727
but the council
will consider all bids,

594
00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:55,989
proposed or otherwise.

595
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,817
- Correct, Mr. Mayor?
- Aye.

596
00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,732
[Westcot]
And the Bravos?

597
00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,560
[Scooter]
It looks like a check for...

598
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,258
$300.

599
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:08,436
[mayor]
Well, boys,

600
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:11,221
you've got yourself
a Snack Shack.

601
00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:13,136
[all laughing]

602
00:26:13,267 --> 00:26:15,443
[phone ringing]

603
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:19,447
[Judge] <i>What the hell
were you two idiots thinking?</i>

604
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,840
We have spent the last two hours

605
00:26:20,970 --> 00:26:21,971
- trying to track you down!
- Where is that money?

606
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:24,017
Here, that's 400 right there.

607
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:25,932
[Jean] 400?[Judge] Where's the rest?

608
00:26:26,062 --> 00:26:27,934
I've got Bruning telling me you
drained your savings account.

609
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,675
This is tied
with the gambling, isn't it?

610
00:26:29,805 --> 00:26:31,677
No, Mrs. C--[both] Shut the frick up!

611
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:33,722
We went down
to the city council meeting

612
00:26:33,853 --> 00:26:37,030
and we bid on the Snack Shack
at Steinhart Pool, and we won.

613
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,381
You bid $2,000 on the Snack
Shack at the swimming pool?

614
00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:42,209
Actually, we bid three.

615
00:26:42,339 --> 00:26:44,298
And that money there
is for supplies and stuff.

616
00:26:44,428 --> 00:26:46,126
[phone ringing]
Supplies and stuff?

617
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,345
Jean! Hand me that damn phone!

618
00:26:48,476 --> 00:26:49,869
[ringing continues]

619
00:26:52,959 --> 00:26:54,264
Hello? Carters.

620
00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:56,005
Les?

621
00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,659
[Lester] <i>I just found
a still in my basement.</i>

622
00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,879
<i>The boys are making alcohol.</i>

623
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:08,627
I thought his waterbed
had popped, but it was hooch.

624
00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:10,716
Leaked out all the way
to the basement steps.

625
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,196
[Moose]
It's a science project.

626
00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,372
Oh, bullshit!

627
00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:19,072
Five bucks says they were gonna
peddle this shit to kids.

628
00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:20,203
No.

629
00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,379
[sobbing]
No. No!

630
00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:31,258
[crying]
What is wrong with you?

631
00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:44,575
Hey, Dad? Can I say something?

632
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,318
[radio announcer]
<i>And our lucky 16th caller</i>

633
00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:50,277
<i>will receive not one,</i>

634
00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:53,628
<i>but two tickets to see
Mannheim Steamroller live</i>

635
00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:55,630
<i>this September
at the Orpheum.</i>

636
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:59,025
<i>Again, that's 187-3348</i>

637
00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:00,591
<i>for the studio line.</i>

638
00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,245
<i>Coming up at the top
of the hour,</i>

639
00:28:02,376 --> 00:28:05,466
<i>we've got the Ag Report,
followed by Party Line.</i>

640
00:28:09,949 --> 00:28:11,124
How could you?

641
00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:13,474
That money was for college.

642
00:28:14,344 --> 00:28:15,868
Or a car.

643
00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:22,048
Mom...

644
00:28:22,178 --> 00:28:23,266
[car door slams]

645
00:28:23,397 --> 00:28:25,573
[soft music playing]

646
00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:41,545
Oh, man.

647
00:28:42,808 --> 00:28:44,287
This place is wrecked.

648
00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:46,725
It's a... It's a total shithole.

649
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:49,597
Yeah.

650
00:28:51,338 --> 00:28:52,905
But it's our shithole.

651
00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:10,487
[sighs] Fuck.

652
00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:14,491
Where's the fridge?

653
00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,102
How the fuck should I know?

654
00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:19,105
There's no fridge.
There's no microwave.

655
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,369
That's a double punch
to the dick.

656
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:25,676
Why is the floor
so fucking sticky? God!

657
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,156
And I'm pretty sure
that's rat shit.

658
00:29:27,287 --> 00:29:29,115
All right, bitch.
Let's get to work.

659
00:29:29,245 --> 00:29:30,899
We need this fucker
spick-and-span

660
00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:32,945
in case some inspector comes
sniffing around. I'm serious.

661
00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,903
Wait, wait, what the fuck
are you gonna do, Moose?

662
00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,472
- Are you for real?
- Yeah.

663
00:29:38,602 --> 00:29:40,387
I gotta handle
all the upper management shit.

664
00:29:40,517 --> 00:29:42,868
- Upper management?
- Fucko, we're ten days out.

665
00:29:42,998 --> 00:29:44,652
We don't have a candy
distributor locked.

666
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,133
No chips. No pop. No fridge.
No nuker. No fucking money.

667
00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:49,439
- What do you think I'm doing?
- We're absolutely fucked.

668
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,006
No, we're not fucked.

669
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:52,791
My parents are gonna send me
to military school.

670
00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,749
Calm the fuck down. No one's
going to military school.

671
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,229
All right, look, have a smoke.

672
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,404
[sighs] Okay.

673
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:00,059
[sighs]

674
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,586
New deal. We gotta resurrect
one of the old schemes.

675
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,501
Make some quick cash
to float the first week.

676
00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:10,112
- You still holding any Utilac?
- I think I've got ten cans.

677
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:12,419
- Then we run Curbs-n-Candy.
- With what candy, Moose?

678
00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,464
Those Boy Scout chocolates.
Those Turtles.

679
00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:16,989
- No, that shit's pre-Webelos.
- Who gives a shit?

680
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,078
It's not like some old bird's
gonna check the expiration date.

681
00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,558
[scoffs] God.
You're subhuman.

682
00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:23,386
You know that, right?[phone rings]

683
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,780
Oh, shit, dude.
I bet that's the Aksarben rep.

684
00:30:25,911 --> 00:30:28,217
I left the payphone number
with some chick at corporate.

685
00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:30,002
Just scrub the vermin shit, okay?

686
00:30:30,132 --> 00:30:31,351
I'll be back in a flash.

687
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,498
[rattling]
Again, Mrs. Havercamp,

688
00:30:48,629 --> 00:30:52,024
we're talking a top-of-the-line,
aerosol-based Utilac 490.

689
00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:55,157
Aesthetically, it is
a stunning, high-gloss finish.

690
00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,464
- Who are you with again?
- SprayTech Industries, ma'am.

691
00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,945
We specialize in aerosol-based
paint solution.

692
00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:02,077
Wait, what is all this?

693
00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:06,125
Oh, we'll paint your address
on your street curb.

694
00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:13,175
No. I don't think so.

695
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:17,614
Well, then might we offer you
a delicious four-pack

696
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:20,487
of milk chocolate Turtles?

697
00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,146
[Moose]
Yo, here's the sitch.

698
00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,497
Homeboy's wanting to know
if we'd do two-fifty

699
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:32,194
and all this for the paint job.

700
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,807
- Is that a bucket of golf balls?
- Uh-huh.

701
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,331
Come on, have some dignity,
Moose.

702
00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:39,810
No, dude, there are some
heavy hitters in here.

703
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,334
Pings, Callaways.

704
00:31:41,464 --> 00:31:43,249
Fucking this dude's
clean as a whistle.

705
00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,033
Okay.

706
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,209
I mean, I guess we could
go down to the golf course,

707
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:49,124
gank a couple empty three-packs
from the dumpster

708
00:31:49,255 --> 00:31:50,865
behind the clubhouse,
dress them up like new.

709
00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:53,650
Dude, we can flip those bitches
for five bucks a pop.

710
00:31:54,564 --> 00:31:56,915
Yeah, okay, I'm in.

711
00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:02,703
[Moose]
Alrighty, Willy.

712
00:32:03,312 --> 00:32:04,531
Sold.

713
00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:07,273
[rattling]

714
00:32:09,231 --> 00:32:11,103
[Moose, laughing]
That's insane.

715
00:32:11,233 --> 00:32:13,801
Yeah, true story.
Come on in.

716
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,846
- Go on, take a seat.
- Yo, dude.

717
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,109
Change okay?

718
00:32:17,239 --> 00:32:18,937
Oh, yeah.
Count it, dude.

719
00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:20,982
Uh, okay, I noticed

720
00:32:21,113 --> 00:32:22,331
all these <i>Wall Street Journals.</i>
Jesus Christ.

721
00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,203
Ah! You want to play the market, huh?

722
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,553
- Yes, yes. Big time.
- Well...

723
00:32:28,207 --> 00:32:29,948
I've got two words for you.

724
00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,169
Tucson Electric.

725
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:35,823
[A.J.]
<i>Tucson Electric?</i>

726
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,173
Come on, that geezer's brain
was totally pickled.

727
00:32:38,304 --> 00:32:39,870
I don't think so, dude.

728
00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:41,742
Willy's got the skinny.
You see all those WSJs?

729
00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:43,657
Yeah, I saw them.
Half of them were yellow.

730
00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,354
1985 yellow.

731
00:32:45,485 --> 00:32:47,269
Fucking porch smelled like
a men's shelter.

732
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,445
He's throwing us a bone
'cause he digs our vibe, dude.

733
00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:52,492
I'm telling you, we should think
about dumping like half our ROI

734
00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:54,233
- into Tucson Electric.
- Moose!

735
00:32:54,363 --> 00:32:56,365
We're running a bunch of schemes
to pay for the fuck-ups

736
00:32:56,496 --> 00:32:57,888
on a job we haven't
even started yet.

737
00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,152
Just keep an open mind, bitch.
Damn.

738
00:33:09,422 --> 00:33:11,511
[door opens and closes]

739
00:33:11,641 --> 00:33:12,816
[girl] Hey.

740
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,036
Shit pig.

741
00:33:17,734 --> 00:33:18,997
You're looking low.

742
00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:21,303
Maybe this'll jazz things up.

743
00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:23,914
What do you think?

744
00:33:26,221 --> 00:33:27,527
It's hideous.

745
00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:30,182
Oh, come on. It's solid gold.
Hold that sucker up.

746
00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:34,969
[camera shutter clicks]
Wait...

747
00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:37,450
That's another keeper.

748
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,756
It tells a story.
Like an evolution.

749
00:33:42,890 --> 00:33:44,239
An evolution?

750
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,545
Yeah.

751
00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:48,156
Cool.

752
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,508
So, what's your name?

753
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:55,598
Whoa, shit pig.
Are you flirting with me?

754
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:58,862
[door opens][Leah] Brooke?

755
00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:01,604
- [Brooke] Yo.
- Gimme a ride to Chompy Cone?

756
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:03,911
Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in the Jeep,
girl. Buckle up.

757
00:34:06,870 --> 00:34:08,046
Hi, A.J.

758
00:34:08,829 --> 00:34:09,917
Hey.

759
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,486
Summer jobs in Hicksville.

760
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,488
[Jeep door opens and closes]
Any ideas?

761
00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:18,491
I don't do polo shirts
or visors.

762
00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:21,668
I don't do polo shirts either,
so...

763
00:34:22,364 --> 00:34:24,105
Hmm, you are flirting with me.

764
00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,848
Oh, uh, can you swim?

765
00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:31,982
Yeah.

766
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:35,725
Smell that?

767
00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,511
On par with pussy.

768
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:43,646
Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple
boxes fall off the truck?

769
00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,432
I don't know
what you're talking about.

770
00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:48,869
Look, is your mom or dad around?

771
00:34:48,999 --> 00:34:51,045
I need a Hancock
to square up on this invoice.

772
00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:53,395
Nah, man, me and homeboy here
are 50/50 on this bitch.

773
00:34:53,526 --> 00:34:55,571
I'm the one that set
everything up with Donna at HQ.

774
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:57,225
- No shit.
- Mm-hmm.

775
00:34:57,356 --> 00:34:59,575
So check it,
so that's $350 right there,

776
00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:00,924
but don't sweat the change.

777
00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,101
Are you gonna be
our regular driver, Dean?

778
00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:05,233
Yup. Thursdays around 11
if you got an order in.

779
00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:07,279
All right, here's a little
something for you.

780
00:35:07,409 --> 00:35:09,281
- Seriously?
- Yeah. Let me see that blade.

781
00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:17,898
Hold on to this.

782
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:20,944
Bring it back if some peanut
M&M's ever fall off the truck.

783
00:35:21,075 --> 00:35:22,120
You feel me?

784
00:35:23,425 --> 00:35:24,557
[sighs]

785
00:35:28,822 --> 00:35:30,258
What the fuck are you doing?

786
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,173
What do you mean?

787
00:35:33,479 --> 00:35:35,872
We're still short,
and you're bleeding out Grants

788
00:35:36,003 --> 00:35:38,310
to Dean the delivery guy?

789
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:41,008
Yeah, but watch how it
boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold.

790
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,488
I don't want to watch it
boomerang back, Moose.

791
00:35:42,618 --> 00:35:44,185
I want to get out
of the fucking hole.

792
00:35:46,361 --> 00:35:47,667
Lip thing.

793
00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:51,366
Look, there's a poker game
tonight at Duff Warfield's.

794
00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:52,715
Fifty-dollar buy-ins.

795
00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:54,108
We sweep that shit,
we're in like Flynn.

796
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,196
First week's covered.

797
00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,504
And if we lose?A.J., these guys are farm team.

798
00:35:58,634 --> 00:36:01,724
We're talking sure shot.
Like taking candy from a baby.

799
00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:04,118
You haven't even said shit
about the fridge yet.

800
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:06,425
- You're welcome.
- Yeah, it fucking reeks.

801
00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,688
- Where'd you get it?
- Fusselman's.

802
00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:10,255
Sucker's only five years old.

803
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,300
Can you believe
they'd dump this baby?

804
00:36:12,779 --> 00:36:15,651
You got our fridge
from the funeral home?

805
00:36:15,782 --> 00:36:17,131
Yeah. Nuker too.

806
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:18,524
Shit was a steal on Party Line.

807
00:36:18,654 --> 00:36:20,221
Plus, they fucking delivered,
dude...

808
00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:21,788
for a small fee.

809
00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,920
- Wait, what did you say?
- Look, just get her stocked.

810
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:26,227
Okay? Anything chocolate
goes in the freezer.

811
00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:28,621
I gotta move on some hot dogs
back at the IGA.

812
00:36:28,751 --> 00:36:30,971
They practically give them away
when they're down to the wire.

813
00:36:31,101 --> 00:36:32,538
- Okay, I'll see you.
- Wait...

814
00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:38,108
["Anything, Anything"
by Dramarama playing]

815
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,074
<i>♪ Okay,
what is it tonight? ♪</i>

816
00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:52,819
<i>♪ Please just tell me
what the hell is wrong ♪</i>

817
00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:55,865
<i>♪ Do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna sleep? ♪</i>

818
00:36:55,996 --> 00:36:57,345
<i>♪ Do you wanna drown? ♪</i>

819
00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:58,912
<i>♪ Just settle down ♪</i>

820
00:36:59,042 --> 00:37:00,914
<i>♪ Settle down, settle down ♪</i>

821
00:37:02,176 --> 00:37:04,831
<i>♪ I'll give you give candy,
give you diamonds ♪</i>

822
00:37:04,961 --> 00:37:07,616
<i>♪ Give you pills, I'll give you
anything you want ♪</i>

823
00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:09,705
Hey.
<i>♪ Hundred-dollar bills ♪</i>

824
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:13,709
<i>♪ I even let you hear the songs
I want to sing ♪</i>

825
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,277
<i>♪ I'll give you anything,
anything, anything ♪</i>

826
00:37:16,408 --> 00:37:17,539
What's up, shit pig?

827
00:37:18,932 --> 00:37:20,238
[turns music off]

828
00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,719
Those dance moves
are straight cringe.

829
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:26,679
Hmm.

830
00:37:27,201 --> 00:37:28,724
So is this your little hovel?

831
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,642
Come on, give me a hand.

832
00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,644
[soft music playing]

833
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:45,828
[sighs]
So...

834
00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,048
Talk to your boy yet?

835
00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:52,357
My... my boy?

836
00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:55,447
Yeah, about getting me a job?

837
00:37:55,577 --> 00:37:56,796
[Shane]
<i>All right.</i>

838
00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:59,015
Show me an armpit tow.

839
00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:02,497
On that skanky thing?

840
00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:11,985
Relax, shit pig.

841
00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:13,595
This doesn't mean
we're going steady.

842
00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:15,597
Can you stop
calling me that?

843
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:17,817
Never.

844
00:38:21,647 --> 00:38:23,649
This doesn't feel like
your first rodeo.

845
00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:26,826
My daddy's an ex-PJ.

846
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:29,263
So I spent the last two summers
fishing airmen out of the pool

847
00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,918
at Wright-Patterson,
just for shits and giggles.

848
00:38:32,614 --> 00:38:33,659
Holy shit.

849
00:38:34,486 --> 00:38:36,226
Well, I don't think I'm gonna
have to convince Ron.

850
00:38:36,966 --> 00:38:38,054
See you tomorrow.

851
00:38:38,968 --> 00:38:40,361
Roger, Wilco.

852
00:38:43,103 --> 00:38:44,322
[camera shutter clicks]

853
00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,454
For my scrapbook.

854
00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:48,238
All right.

855
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,850
Walk me home, shit pig?

856
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,332
I gotta get back to it.

857
00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:57,770
Still a lot of inventory
to sort, so...

858
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:01,208
Got it.

859
00:39:01,730 --> 00:39:02,818
All right. See ya.

860
00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:13,089
Inventory to sort?

861
00:39:14,613 --> 00:39:15,918
That was just sad.

862
00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:18,181
I fucked up, didn't I?

863
00:39:18,747 --> 00:39:19,966
Yeah. Big time.

864
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:23,448
Oh!

865
00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,582
<i>♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

866
00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:32,544
Shane! Oh, it's so good
to see you!

867
00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:33,632
Mm!

868
00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:35,982
Huh. What is going on here, huh?

869
00:39:36,112 --> 00:39:38,898
[laughs] Oh, where did
your little boy go?

870
00:39:39,768 --> 00:39:42,031
I'm so glad that you're home
safe and sound.

871
00:39:42,162 --> 00:39:45,208
- Must've been awful over there.
- Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C.

872
00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:47,776
Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk.
He's being modest.

873
00:39:47,907 --> 00:39:49,343
[Shane]
Two hundred and fifteen days

874
00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,824
of rear echelon,
non-potable water distro.

875
00:39:51,954 --> 00:39:54,130
Cakewalk City, BFE.

876
00:39:54,261 --> 00:39:57,133
BFE?Hey, Shane. Watch this.

877
00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:58,483
[laughs]

878
00:39:58,613 --> 00:39:59,875
[Shane]
Pretty good.

879
00:40:00,702 --> 00:40:02,400
Hey, another beer, Judge?

880
00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:03,836
[Judge]
Well, all right.

881
00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:08,971
Wow.

882
00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:12,366
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I don't think so.

883
00:40:12,497 --> 00:40:14,586
- Absolutely not.
- Oh, come on.

884
00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:16,239
No one ever got worked up
when I was 15.

885
00:40:16,370 --> 00:40:17,937
He's 14.

886
00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:19,808
You know that him and Moose
have been making their own.

887
00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:21,636
I might've heard something
about that.

888
00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:23,682
I'm glad you're gonna be keeping
an eye on him at the pool,

889
00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:26,511
because he is one step away
from Nemaha Valley.

890
00:40:26,641 --> 00:40:28,643
Oh, come on.
That place is a torture chamber.

891
00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:30,297
He'd come out a robot.

892
00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,430
He could use a little bit
of that straight and narrow.

893
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,344
You know, his father and I
are waiting to see

894
00:40:34,475 --> 00:40:36,172
if there's an open slot
this fall.

895
00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:37,739
Have you seen him
at the pool yet?

896
00:40:37,870 --> 00:40:39,654
At the Snack Shack?
He is busting his butt.

897
00:40:39,785 --> 00:40:41,221
He's totally dialed,
I'm telling you.

898
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:43,919
- Hey there.
- Hey.

899
00:40:44,050 --> 00:40:46,269
Future BMOC.

900
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,576
- What's all that business?
- Sigma Chi handshake.

901
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:51,405
A little birdie said
someone's pledging.

902
00:40:51,536 --> 00:40:53,189
[cawing][Judge laughs]

903
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,887
Yeah, I guess that's the plan.

904
00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:57,193
Ooh! That's a solid plan.

905
00:40:57,324 --> 00:41:00,370
But the little birdie
did not mention a major.

906
00:41:00,501 --> 00:41:03,852
I'm thinking maybe Poly Sci,
Econ. Who knows?

907
00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:07,247
Well, just don't bury your nose
too deep in those books.

908
00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:10,598
There's a lot of
extracurriculars at the house,

909
00:41:10,729 --> 00:41:11,860
you feel me?

910
00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:14,254
[both laugh]
Yeah.

911
00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:17,387
- Law school?
- Oh, still on my mind, Judge.

912
00:41:17,518 --> 00:41:19,825
- Still on my mind.
- Good answer.

913
00:41:19,955 --> 00:41:21,696
He's got an eye
on Northwestern.

914
00:41:21,827 --> 00:41:24,046
Now, if you need a letter
of recommendation, anything,

915
00:41:24,177 --> 00:41:25,831
you let me know.

916
00:41:28,181 --> 00:41:29,356
Taking notes?

917
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,575
On what?

918
00:41:30,705 --> 00:41:31,967
Everything.

919
00:41:32,098 --> 00:41:34,622
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

920
00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:39,018
Don't let 'em get you down,
Eagle.

921
00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:43,892
You and Moose are OG as fuck.
They just don't know it yet.

922
00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:50,159
Hey, at least your life
isn't mapped out to a T

923
00:41:50,290 --> 00:41:51,596
for the next six years.

924
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,643
You really pledging
Sigma Chi?

925
00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:56,775
Fuck no.

926
00:41:56,905 --> 00:41:58,167
[laughs]

927
00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:05,261
What's all this?

928
00:42:05,392 --> 00:42:08,613
Oh. Asymmetric warfare.

929
00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:11,529
Alaska. Next summer.

930
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:13,835
You want in?

931
00:42:13,966 --> 00:42:15,620
I was planning on flying solo,

932
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,144
but I'd make an exception
in your case.

933
00:42:18,274 --> 00:42:20,494
No, Jean'll never let me
go to Alaska.

934
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:21,930
Oh, don't worry about Jean.

935
00:42:23,410 --> 00:42:24,933
I'll guilt her into it.

936
00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:26,718
You got totally hosed
on Philmont last summer,

937
00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:27,849
and she knows it.

938
00:42:32,027 --> 00:42:33,333
Hit that fucker.

939
00:42:36,858 --> 00:42:37,816
Mm.

940
00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:41,950
Kenai. Kodiak.

941
00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:44,126
Denali.

942
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,346
That's grizzly bear country.

943
00:42:47,782 --> 00:42:48,609
You chickenshit?

944
00:42:50,350 --> 00:42:51,786
Hardly.[scoffs]

945
00:43:01,187 --> 00:43:03,232
So, what's something
like this cost?

946
00:43:04,799 --> 00:43:06,845
You scrape together a grand
and you're in.

947
00:43:06,975 --> 00:43:09,587
That'll cover park passes,
chow, gear...

948
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:11,806
bear spray.

949
00:43:12,285 --> 00:43:13,721
[both laugh]

950
00:43:13,852 --> 00:43:17,029
I'll float gas,
everything else.

951
00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:18,596
Are you serious?

952
00:43:18,726 --> 00:43:20,032
As cancer.

953
00:43:21,076 --> 00:43:24,036
Fourth of July
to August 9th, 1992.

954
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:29,041
What do you say?

955
00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:31,870
You in or out, Eagle Scout?

956
00:43:32,522 --> 00:43:34,176
In. Yeah. Big time.

957
00:43:35,221 --> 00:43:36,483
All right.

958
00:43:38,703 --> 00:43:40,008
What's that?[inhaling]

959
00:43:46,536 --> 00:43:47,929
[coughs]

960
00:43:50,323 --> 00:43:51,672
Am I doing this right?

961
00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:54,196
Not really feeling anything.

962
00:43:54,327 --> 00:43:55,763
Just give it a sec.

963
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,200
This is good KB from Iowa City.

964
00:44:04,990 --> 00:44:06,078
[inhales sharply]

965
00:44:08,689 --> 00:44:10,082
[leaves rustling]

966
00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:14,521
Moose.

967
00:44:15,522 --> 00:44:16,828
You feeling anything?

968
00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:21,746
Hold this.

969
00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,661
Thanks.

970
00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:37,413
Yo, I think your boy's
a scratch on the poker game.

971
00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:41,679
I think I am starting
to feel something.

972
00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:44,203
Are you all in?

973
00:44:46,161 --> 00:44:47,075
Eagle?

974
00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:48,990
[fading out]
Are you all in?

975
00:44:49,121 --> 00:44:50,339
[insects chittering loudly]

976
00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:53,734
[normal volume]
Hey, Eagle.

977
00:44:53,865 --> 00:44:55,388
All you all in?

978
00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:57,651
Hey.

979
00:44:57,782 --> 00:44:59,871
Buddy. Are you all in?

980
00:45:00,001 --> 00:45:02,482
[Randy] In or out, zombie.
I don't have all fucking night.

981
00:45:02,612 --> 00:45:04,789
I still want to diddle your mom
before curfew.

982
00:45:07,269 --> 00:45:08,880
Fucking smoke this chump.
He's bluffing.

983
00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:10,533
Mm, we're totally fucked,
aren't we?

984
00:45:10,664 --> 00:45:12,013
Hey, shut the fuck up, Moose.[Randy] Come on!

985
00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:13,754
Shit or get off the pot!

986
00:45:17,889 --> 00:45:19,760
["The Good, the Bad & the Ugly"
theme playing]

987
00:45:28,551 --> 00:45:30,118
[sizzles]

988
00:45:40,694 --> 00:45:42,000
All in.

989
00:45:43,131 --> 00:45:44,263
My boy's all in.

990
00:45:45,090 --> 00:45:46,700
[spectators chuckle]

991
00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:48,397
A.J., this is literally
everything.

992
00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:56,623
Full boat. Kings over eights.
Read it and weep, bitch.

993
00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:21,648
Fuck!

994
00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:22,605
Oh!

995
00:46:22,736 --> 00:46:23,911
[screams]

996
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,608
[Moose] Holy fuck!

997
00:46:25,739 --> 00:46:27,262
How the fuck
do you lose?

998
00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:29,482
Hey, Randy,
I got something for you!

999
00:46:29,612 --> 00:46:30,700
That's my fucking boy
right there!

1000
00:46:30,831 --> 00:46:32,267
Wait! Hold on! Here it is!

1001
00:46:32,398 --> 00:46:33,573
Fuck you!

1002
00:46:33,703 --> 00:46:35,662
Go fuck yourself, Moose.
How about that?

1003
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,273
Pleasure doing business
with you boys. Thank you.

1004
00:46:38,404 --> 00:46:39,579
Go fuck yourself, Shane.

1005
00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:41,842
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you!

1006
00:46:41,973 --> 00:46:42,887
You're fucking walking home.

1007
00:46:43,017 --> 00:46:44,149
[chips rattle]

1008
00:46:44,976 --> 00:46:46,194
[excited chatter]

1009
00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:48,806
[cheering and whooping]

1010
00:46:51,156 --> 00:46:53,027
Whoo-hoo-hoo!

1011
00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:55,943
Yeah! Trying to punk on us!
Yeah! [indistinct shouting]

1012
00:46:56,074 --> 00:46:57,902
Goddamn Eagle!

1013
00:46:58,032 --> 00:46:59,381
Suck my dick, bitch!

1014
00:46:59,512 --> 00:47:00,513
[cackles]

1015
00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:01,949
All right, hold on, bitches!

1016
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,603
[tires squeal]

1017
00:47:09,696 --> 00:47:12,655
<i>♪ I feel depressed,
I feel so bad ♪</i>

1018
00:47:15,484 --> 00:47:18,661
<i>♪ 'Cause you're the best girl
that I've ever had ♪</i>

1019
00:47:18,792 --> 00:47:19,706
[whooping]

1020
00:47:21,403 --> 00:47:24,624
<i>♪ I can't get your love... ♪</i>
Gimme some fries.

1021
00:47:24,754 --> 00:47:25,755
[blabbering]

1022
00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:27,714
Get out of here,
you fucking puke.

1023
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,804
<i>♪ Oh little girl,
psychotic reaction ♪</i>

1024
00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:33,241
<i>♪ And it feels like this ♪</i>

1025
00:47:33,372 --> 00:47:34,808
[cackling]

1026
00:47:34,939 --> 00:47:36,723
[drunken cheering]

1027
00:47:38,507 --> 00:47:40,205
[beer cans hissing open]

1028
00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:42,163
[crowd]
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

1029
00:47:42,294 --> 00:47:44,774
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!

1030
00:47:44,905 --> 00:47:46,385
[cheering continues]

1031
00:47:46,515 --> 00:47:47,647
[coughing]

1032
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:56,830
[phone ringing]

1033
00:48:00,094 --> 00:48:01,617
[phone ringing][water splashing]

1034
00:48:09,495 --> 00:48:11,192
[phone ringing continues]

1035
00:48:15,762 --> 00:48:17,242
Hello?

1036
00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:18,939
[Moose] <i>Why the fuck
are you still at home, dude?</i>

1037
00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:20,680
<i>It's 9:30.
This fucker's packed.</i>

1038
00:48:20,810 --> 00:48:22,551
[gasps] The pool?

1039
00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:24,510
[Moose] <i>No shit, Sherlock!
Get your ass down here!</i>

1040
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,729
<i>The Coke guy's dropping
the syrup tanks in five.</i>

1041
00:48:26,860 --> 00:48:29,907
Okay, okay. I'm out the door.
<i>Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot.</i>

1042
00:48:30,037 --> 00:48:31,734
What?
<i>You gotta bring me ice, dude.</i>

1043
00:48:31,865 --> 00:48:33,867
How am I supposed to bring--?[phone line disconnects]

1044
00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:47,185
Fucking...

1045
00:48:57,021 --> 00:48:59,153
Get off the cooler, dipshit.
These bags are half water.

1046
00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:01,721
Slam this fucker.

1047
00:49:02,243 --> 00:49:03,244
[sighs]
Slam it.

1048
00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:06,900
[gasps]

1049
00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:09,250
Why is the slider down?A.J., we're in.

1050
00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,513
Buck fifty in 20 minutes.

1051
00:49:11,644 --> 00:49:13,037
- You fucking kidding?
- No!

1052
00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,603
Calling it now.

1053
00:49:14,734 --> 00:49:16,170
[kids shouting]

1054
00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:18,868
["Nobody But Me"
by The Human Beinz playing]

1055
00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:22,611
Thousand-dollar day.

1056
00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:27,486
All right, animals.
Make some fucking lines.

1057
00:49:27,616 --> 00:49:29,270
Let's do this shit.

1058
00:49:29,401 --> 00:49:31,533
<i>♪ No, no, no, nobody can do ♪</i>

1059
00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:33,448
<i>♪ The shing-a-ling like I do ♪</i>

1060
00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:36,582
<i>♪ Nobody can do the skate
like I do ♪</i>

1061
00:49:36,712 --> 00:49:40,107
<i>♪ Nobody can do boogaloo
like I do ♪</i>

1062
00:49:40,238 --> 00:49:41,543
Who wanted the M&Ms?

1063
00:49:42,153 --> 00:49:43,197
Coke, please.

1064
00:49:43,328 --> 00:49:44,764
Four hunds, baby!

1065
00:49:46,157 --> 00:49:47,071
Yeah!

1066
00:49:47,201 --> 00:49:48,376
[laughs]

1067
00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:50,074
<i>♪ Nobody but me ♪</i>

1068
00:49:50,204 --> 00:49:52,163
<i>♪ I'm gonna skate
right through ♪</i>

1069
00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:54,339
<i>♪ Ain't nobody do it
but me, babe ♪</i>

1070
00:49:54,469 --> 00:49:55,949
<i>♪ Nobody but me ♪</i>

1071
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:57,081
<i>♪ Well, let me tell you
nobody ♪</i>

1072
00:49:58,821 --> 00:49:59,909
<i>♪ Nobody but me ♪</i>

1073
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,999
Nine-fifty, baby!

1074
00:50:02,738 --> 00:50:03,739
Nine-fifty?

1075
00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:05,959
Nine-fucking-fifty?

1076
00:50:06,090 --> 00:50:09,571
Nine-fifty?[both scream]

1077
00:50:09,702 --> 00:50:11,791
<i>♪ Nobody, nobody ♪</i>

1078
00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:13,880
<i>♪ Nobody ♪</i>

1079
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,055
[microwave dings]

1080
00:50:15,186 --> 00:50:17,405
Moose, I'm all out of ammo!

1081
00:50:17,536 --> 00:50:18,667
Last mag, homey.

1082
00:50:19,886 --> 00:50:21,714
Eleven hundred clams!

1083
00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:23,890
I never doubted you.
You know that, right?

1084
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,023
Oh, you fucking doubted me
big-time.

1085
00:50:27,024 --> 00:50:28,590
Oh, shit. We got a tank down.

1086
00:50:28,721 --> 00:50:29,896
I'm on it.

1087
00:50:32,768 --> 00:50:34,683
Hey, shit pig.

1088
00:50:35,728 --> 00:50:36,946
Can you float me a Diet Coke?

1089
00:50:37,077 --> 00:50:38,600
Shit pig?

1090
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,865
Uh, Moose. Diet Coke?

1091
00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:45,651
<i>♪ No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no ♪</i>

1092
00:50:45,781 --> 00:50:47,392
<i>♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪</i>

1093
00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:48,871
There you go.

1094
00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:51,526
Thanks.

1095
00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:53,441
Cute friend.

1096
00:50:54,007 --> 00:50:56,749
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, nobody ♪</i>

1097
00:50:56,879 --> 00:51:00,057
<i>♪ Nobody, nobody ♪</i>

1098
00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:01,232
<i>♪ Nobody ♪</i>

1099
00:51:01,362 --> 00:51:02,711
You fucking know
that chick?

1100
00:51:03,277 --> 00:51:04,191
<i>♪ Nobody ♪</i>

1101
00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:08,152
Sixteen fifty
and thirty-five cents!

1102
00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:11,111
Holy fucking shit, dude.

1103
00:51:11,242 --> 00:51:12,939
Like I said,
I never doubted you, Moose.

1104
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,680
What the fuck
are you doing?

1105
00:51:14,810 --> 00:51:16,377
It's Kojak in the waterfall, right?

1106
00:51:16,551 --> 00:51:19,119
Kojak in the waterfall?
No, after the Aksarben order.

1107
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:23,471
Coca-Cola. Chips.
Hot dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice.

1108
00:51:25,212 --> 00:51:26,605
This is you.

1109
00:51:26,735 --> 00:51:29,042
- Thank you.
- Drop it!

1110
00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:31,697
- This is mine.
- No. The money or the wing.

1111
00:51:31,827 --> 00:51:33,438
You cannot have both.

1112
00:51:34,743 --> 00:51:35,744
Fine.

1113
00:51:36,484 --> 00:51:37,659
It's all you.

1114
00:51:38,225 --> 00:51:39,400
[sighs]

1115
00:51:39,531 --> 00:51:40,749
[grunts]

1116
00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,977
[door opens and closes
in distance]

1117
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:52,239
[faint chatter]

1118
00:51:52,370 --> 00:51:54,763
[soft music playing]

1119
00:51:59,464 --> 00:52:00,900
[indistinct chatter]

1120
00:52:16,611 --> 00:52:18,004
Busted, creeper.

1121
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,875
Get the hell out of here, chud!

1122
00:52:20,006 --> 00:52:21,094
God!

1123
00:52:31,583 --> 00:52:32,975
[inaudible]

1124
00:52:41,767 --> 00:52:43,725
[man] Nice wheels, douchebag!

1125
00:53:00,525 --> 00:53:01,743
[Brooke laughing]

1126
00:53:02,483 --> 00:53:04,703
Love the wagon,
shit pig.

1127
00:53:04,833 --> 00:53:06,052
[both laugh]

1128
00:53:06,922 --> 00:53:08,794
- I'll see you tonight.
- You know it.

1129
00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:13,625
Hey.

1130
00:53:14,974 --> 00:53:16,497
Guess who just asked out
the new chick?

1131
00:53:18,107 --> 00:53:20,109
What? No.

1132
00:53:21,285 --> 00:53:22,416
Who? Brooke?

1133
00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:25,811
Is that her name?

1134
00:53:27,726 --> 00:53:29,075
Ah.

1135
00:53:29,554 --> 00:53:31,077
Night swim, baby!

1136
00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:32,600
Mm.

1137
00:53:33,079 --> 00:53:35,299
Better get the pussy fingers
limbered up, dude.

1138
00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:37,388
Fuck.

1139
00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:39,216
Here's the kicker, though,

1140
00:53:39,346 --> 00:53:40,826
so don't go getting
all worked up, okay?

1141
00:53:40,956 --> 00:53:42,697
I promised her
we'd double.

1142
00:53:44,656 --> 00:53:47,136
- What?
- Yeah, me and her, you and Leah.

1143
00:53:51,489 --> 00:53:52,925
<i>♪ Surprise, surprise ♪</i>

1144
00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:54,579
<i>♪ So you rub your eyes ♪</i>

1145
00:53:55,188 --> 00:53:58,800
<i>♪ Never knew UDS
so cool as ice? ♪</i>

1146
00:53:59,627 --> 00:54:03,327
<i>♪ Profiles are low
as soon as we go ♪</i>

1147
00:54:03,457 --> 00:54:07,505
<i>♪ As a breeze straight from
a deeper shade of soul ♪</i>

1148
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,551
[grunts]

1149
00:54:14,773 --> 00:54:16,383
[water splashes][Brooke yelps]

1150
00:54:16,514 --> 00:54:18,298
[Leah]
I can't do it, A.J.

1151
00:54:18,429 --> 00:54:21,083
Just the thought of it
is making me dizzy.

1152
00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,477
It's okay.

1153
00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,132
I'll swim out and get you
if you freak.

1154
00:54:26,611 --> 00:54:28,134
I don't know.
It's so high up.

1155
00:54:33,313 --> 00:54:35,620
[Moose and Brooke laughing]

1156
00:54:36,882 --> 00:54:38,623
Hey, I bet you five bucks

1157
00:54:38,753 --> 00:54:40,973
I can swim over to the
high-dive board on one breath.

1158
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,672
- You're on, bitch.
- Yeah?

1159
00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:46,283
Yeah.[inhales sharply]

1160
00:54:47,545 --> 00:54:48,763
[laughs]

1161
00:54:57,946 --> 00:54:59,905
[soft music playing]

1162
00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:13,092
Why you sad-sacking
in the five foot, shit pig?

1163
00:55:13,832 --> 00:55:14,876
I'm not.

1164
00:55:15,964 --> 00:55:17,226
Stop calling me that.

1165
00:55:19,141 --> 00:55:20,969
[whispers] Shit pig.

1166
00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:26,235
[whoops and laughs]

1167
00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:29,021
Fuck yeah, girl!

1168
00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:33,068
That's a one and done!

1169
00:55:33,199 --> 00:55:34,896
I'm going for it, A.J.

1170
00:55:35,941 --> 00:55:37,421
[screams][Moose] Whoo!

1171
00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,337
[Leah] Ow.[Moose] You okay?

1172
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,643
[Leah coughs]

1173
00:55:44,471 --> 00:55:45,733
What are you doing?

1174
00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:49,128
Jeez, my abdomen
still feels like it's on fire.

1175
00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:53,611
Hey, are you cold?
Do you want my shirt?

1176
00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:57,354
What? It's like 80 degrees out, weirdo.

1177
00:55:59,007 --> 00:56:00,705
Okay. Stop!

1178
00:56:00,835 --> 00:56:02,663
[laughing]
Yo. Yo, guys. Get over.

1179
00:56:02,794 --> 00:56:04,056
[rock music blaring]

1180
00:56:04,186 --> 00:56:05,492
What the fuck?

1181
00:56:05,623 --> 00:56:06,885
[Moose] Just back it up.[A.J.] Leah.

1182
00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:11,106
Come and jerk my nuts,
motherfucker!

1183
00:56:11,237 --> 00:56:13,021
[Moose] Fuck you, bitch![A.J.] Fucking bitch!

1184
00:56:13,152 --> 00:56:14,371
Who the fuck?

1185
00:56:15,197 --> 00:56:16,938
Fucking pussies!

1186
00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:22,857
[tires screech]

1187
00:56:25,077 --> 00:56:26,339
[A.J.]
Oh, shit.

1188
00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,949
Fuck, dude,
they're doubling back.

1189
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,777
- Yeah, we'll fucking show them.
- What?

1190
00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:32,563
- Fuck.
- Let's fuck 'em up.

1191
00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:35,304
- What are you gonna do?
- Don't worry about it.

1192
00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:36,610
- Stay there one second.
- All right.

1193
00:56:36,741 --> 00:56:38,177
Three, two, one.

1194
00:56:38,307 --> 00:56:39,352
[grunts]

1195
00:56:40,135 --> 00:56:41,485
Fuck you!

1196
00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:43,312
[tires screech]

1197
00:56:43,443 --> 00:56:44,749
[A.J.] Shit, dude,
that's not the same car.

1198
00:56:44,879 --> 00:56:46,446
- That's the car.
- That's a fucking cop.

1199
00:56:46,577 --> 00:56:48,448
That's not a fucking cop.

1200
00:56:48,579 --> 00:56:49,928
[sirens blare]

1201
00:56:50,058 --> 00:56:51,843
[tires squeal]

1202
00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:53,758
Fuck, we gotta go.
We gotta go. We gotta go.

1203
00:56:53,888 --> 00:56:55,847
[intense rock music playing]

1204
00:56:55,977 --> 00:56:57,501
[all laughing]

1205
00:56:57,631 --> 00:56:59,111
[Moose whooping][A.J.] Guys, left.

1206
00:56:59,241 --> 00:57:01,287
Come on, this way.
This way. Leah, get down.

1207
00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:03,376
Come on.

1208
00:57:09,251 --> 00:57:10,644
[police radio chatter]

1209
00:57:12,603 --> 00:57:16,520
5-7 Nebraska City. 10-59.

1210
00:57:16,650 --> 00:57:18,043
We have four...[car drives off]

1211
00:57:18,609 --> 00:57:21,133
A.J., this is scary.
I want to go home.

1212
00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:22,395
Okay.

1213
00:57:22,526 --> 00:57:24,179
Just stay here, okay?

1214
00:57:26,051 --> 00:57:27,182
A.J.

1215
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:29,533
[panting]

1216
00:57:30,229 --> 00:57:31,665
Moose?

1217
00:57:37,889 --> 00:57:38,977
Brooke!

1218
00:57:53,948 --> 00:57:55,515
[aluminum slider door opens]

1219
00:57:55,646 --> 00:57:57,909
[Moose] Holy shit!

1220
00:57:58,039 --> 00:58:00,085
Look at all
these little fuckers, dude!

1221
00:58:00,215 --> 00:58:02,348
All right, back up.
Make some lines.

1222
00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,481
Make some fucking lines.
Goddamn.

1223
00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:06,091
Handle this shit, dude.

1224
00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:08,615
[inaudible]

1225
00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:12,358
Give me a Butterfinger, dickhead.

1226
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,186
Give me a Chick-O-Stick
and suicide.

1227
00:58:14,316 --> 00:58:16,101
- Can I get a Kit Kat?
- Give me some Sugar Babies.

1228
00:58:16,231 --> 00:58:19,234
- Got Fun Dip?
- How many Freeze Pops for $1?

1229
00:58:19,365 --> 00:58:20,845
Yo, could I get a Twix,
a hot dog and a Sprite, please?

1230
00:58:20,975 --> 00:58:22,673
[boy] I'll take
a Butterfinger, a Kit Kat,

1231
00:58:22,803 --> 00:58:23,848
and a Diet Coke.

1232
00:58:24,022 --> 00:58:25,632
[boy 2]
Can I have a hot dog?

1233
00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:28,330
Give me a hot dog, kid.

1234
00:58:28,461 --> 00:58:29,767
[microwave dings]

1235
00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:40,952
The fuck dogs,
they cost more?

1236
00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,302
Seventy-five cents more.

1237
00:58:44,259 --> 00:58:45,565
- Cool.
- Cool.

1238
00:58:49,134 --> 00:58:50,352
[Moose] Heyo!

1239
00:58:55,401 --> 00:58:57,664
- Hey! What do you want, kid?
- Can I get a fuck dog?

1240
00:58:57,795 --> 00:59:00,188
Fuck dog?
Get the fuck out of here.

1241
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:01,973
What's this goob
talking about?

1242
00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,496
Just write "fuck" on it
with ketchup.

1243
00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:05,193
Charge them 75 cents more.

1244
00:59:07,326 --> 00:59:10,547
That's fucking genius, dude.
Yes, I can get you a fuck dog.

1245
00:59:10,677 --> 00:59:13,114
Our markup's
already 80 percent, dude.

1246
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,857
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs right here!

1247
00:59:16,988 --> 00:59:19,947
Fuck dogs!
Get your fuck dogs, fuckers!

1248
00:59:20,078 --> 00:59:21,601
["Unbelievable" by EMF playing]

1249
00:59:24,909 --> 00:59:26,432
[all shouting]

1250
00:59:27,215 --> 00:59:28,347
[inaudible]

1251
00:59:29,304 --> 00:59:31,176
<i>♪ You burden me
with your questions ♪</i>

1252
00:59:31,306 --> 00:59:33,526
<i>♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪</i>

1253
00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:36,442
<i>♪ You're always asking
what it's all about ♪</i>

1254
00:59:36,573 --> 00:59:38,487
<i>♪ But don't listen
to my replies ♪</i>

1255
00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:40,881
<i>♪ You say to me
I don't talk enough ♪</i>

1256
00:59:41,012 --> 00:59:43,275
<i>♪ But when I do I'm a fool ♪</i>

1257
00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:45,233
<i>♪ These times I've spent
I've realized ♪</i>

1258
00:59:45,364 --> 00:59:47,671
<i>♪ I'm going to shoot through
and leave you ♪</i>

1259
00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:49,847
<i>♪ The things you say ♪</i>

1260
00:59:49,977 --> 00:59:52,327
<i>♪ Your purple prose
just give you away ♪</i>

1261
00:59:52,458 --> 00:59:55,113
<i>♪ The things you say ♪</i>

1262
00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:57,115
<i>♪ You're unbelievable ♪</i>

1263
00:59:57,245 --> 00:59:58,029
<i>♪ Oh! ♪</i>

1264
00:59:58,159 --> 00:59:59,813
[inaudible]

1265
01:00:05,950 --> 01:00:07,168
[inaudible]

1266
01:00:15,916 --> 01:00:17,962
<i>♪ Seemingly lastless,
don't mean you can ask us ♪</i>

1267
01:00:18,092 --> 01:00:20,529
<i>♪ Pushing down the relative,
bringing out your higher self ♪</i>

1268
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:22,444
<i>♪ Everything you answer to,
brace yourself ♪</i>

1269
01:00:22,575 --> 01:00:24,316
<i>♪ With the greatest of ease ♪</i>

1270
01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:26,100
<i>♪ I know this world
ain't what it seems ♪</i>

1271
01:00:27,362 --> 01:00:29,582
<i>♪ Oh!
You're unbelievable ♪</i>

1272
01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:30,583
<i>♪ Oh! ♪</i>

1273
01:00:30,714 --> 01:00:34,282
[all cheering]

1274
01:00:36,763 --> 01:00:37,764
Whoo![exclaiming]

1275
01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:38,896
[laughing]

1276
01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:48,209
<i>♪ You're unbelievable ♪</i>

1277
01:01:04,878 --> 01:01:06,488
<i>♪ It's unbelievable ♪</i>

1278
01:01:09,535 --> 01:01:11,450
<i>♪ You're unbelievable ♪</i>

1279
01:01:13,582 --> 01:01:14,975
[microwave dings]

1280
01:01:21,068 --> 01:01:23,592
- You think you're on Carson?
- Take it or leave it.

1281
01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:25,507
I'm not eating this shit.
Give me my money back.

1282
01:01:25,638 --> 01:01:27,074
No fucking way.

1283
01:01:27,205 --> 01:01:29,076
- Fuck off, Moose.
- Suck my dick, Carmichael.

1284
01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:31,035
We got a "no asshole" policy.
Check it.

1285
01:01:32,906 --> 01:01:34,734
Cute. Now give me back my buck.

1286
01:01:34,865 --> 01:01:37,345
Fuck you. Our Shack, our rules.

1287
01:01:37,476 --> 01:01:39,783
- Last fucking chance, prep.
- Or what?

1288
01:01:39,913 --> 01:01:41,262
You gonna pull me through
the window, Randy?

1289
01:01:41,393 --> 01:01:43,047
You fucking idiot.[grunts]

1290
01:01:43,177 --> 01:01:44,744
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose!

1291
01:01:44,875 --> 01:01:47,138
Fucking fuck! Fuck!

1292
01:01:47,268 --> 01:01:48,705
[Randy yells]

1293
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:51,272
[both grunting]

1294
01:01:53,579 --> 01:01:55,102
Get the fuck off me,
you fucking--

1295
01:01:55,233 --> 01:01:58,105
Fuck! My face! You scratched
my fucking face, bitch!

1296
01:01:58,236 --> 01:02:00,107
All right, that's it.[Randy yelps]

1297
01:02:00,238 --> 01:02:02,153
- That's it.
- Ah! Fuck!

1298
01:02:02,283 --> 01:02:04,590
You and Hercules are Gandhi.
Rest of the fucking summer.

1299
01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,548
Fuck off! Just let go!

1300
01:02:06,679 --> 01:02:08,159
Hey, dick bag!

1301
01:02:10,204 --> 01:02:11,379
Oh!

1302
01:02:12,250 --> 01:02:13,817
Fucking nice one, Eagle.

1303
01:02:14,556 --> 01:02:15,688
[whimpering]

1304
01:02:15,819 --> 01:02:17,777
Yo, Moose, grab me a rag.

1305
01:02:21,346 --> 01:02:22,869
All right, clean it,
Carmichael.

1306
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,175
Suck my nuts!

1307
01:02:24,305 --> 01:02:25,611
Clean it.[Randy screams]

1308
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,136
There you go.

1309
01:02:32,444 --> 01:02:33,532
[screams]

1310
01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:37,275
That was fucking epic, dude.

1311
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:41,105
Shane was right, man.
Those guys are soft as fuck.

1312
01:02:42,019 --> 01:02:43,150
All right.

1313
01:02:43,716 --> 01:02:45,326
This'll cover supplies.

1314
01:02:45,457 --> 01:02:47,633
This is me.
This is you.

1315
01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:49,896
Fucking A.

1316
01:02:50,027 --> 01:02:51,245
Look at all this scratch.

1317
01:02:51,376 --> 01:02:53,204
Fifteen hundos right there.

1318
01:02:53,334 --> 01:02:55,902
But we better find a way
to hide some of this shit

1319
01:02:56,033 --> 01:02:57,686
if we want to fuck around
this fall.

1320
01:02:57,817 --> 01:02:59,340
The Judge and Jean don't have
any idea what we're pulling in.

1321
01:02:59,471 --> 01:03:00,777
- Do they?
- Hell no.

1322
01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:02,082
They think this whole thing's
a shit show.

1323
01:03:02,213 --> 01:03:04,432
Look, dude, I want
to pitch you an idea.

1324
01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:06,826
You can't pass, dude.
We're best friends.

1325
01:03:06,957 --> 01:03:09,437
- We go 50/50 on every deal.
- Moose, no.

1326
01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:11,483
It's a big-time pass,
I'm telling you.

1327
01:03:12,397 --> 01:03:14,181
- I'm saving up for Alaska.
- Alaska?

1328
01:03:14,312 --> 01:03:15,835
What the fuck
are you talking about?

1329
01:03:15,966 --> 01:03:17,750
Next summer.
It's a five-week trek.

1330
01:03:17,881 --> 01:03:19,796
Shane and I got the entire thing
mapped out.

1331
01:03:22,407 --> 01:03:24,148
You didn't clear that with me.

1332
01:03:24,757 --> 01:03:26,324
I don't need
to clear that with you.

1333
01:03:27,499 --> 01:03:29,022
[scoffs]

1334
01:03:29,153 --> 01:03:31,895
Look, dude, all I'm asking for
is five minutes, okay?

1335
01:03:32,025 --> 01:03:34,201
Just hear what Willy has to say.
This thing's a sure shot.

1336
01:03:34,332 --> 01:03:35,681
We could triple
what we stick in...

1337
01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,596
[Randy screams]
Oh, shit--

1338
01:03:39,206 --> 01:03:40,294
That's what you get,
you fucking preps.

1339
01:03:40,425 --> 01:03:41,295
Why?

1340
01:03:41,426 --> 01:03:42,862
[groans]

1341
01:03:43,036 --> 01:03:44,864
- That's for the hot dog.
- And this is for my Trans Am.

1342
01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:47,562
And here's a couple
for your fucking friend.

1343
01:03:48,476 --> 01:03:49,913
[screaming]

1344
01:03:57,224 --> 01:03:59,270
I still say they're soft
as fuck, dude.

1345
01:04:01,576 --> 01:04:03,404
What a couple of clits.

1346
01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:06,886
Moose, half your face
is nothing but blood.

1347
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:10,934
Yeah, I know.

1348
01:04:12,283 --> 01:04:14,502
But we could take them
in a fair fight, dude.

1349
01:04:15,373 --> 01:04:17,114
I'm fucking serious.

1350
01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:19,899
They got lucky
with that ambush.

1351
01:04:23,555 --> 01:04:25,383
Tucson Electric. You coming?

1352
01:04:25,513 --> 01:04:26,993
It's your scene.

1353
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:30,867
I'll stew on it.

1354
01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:38,048
All right, well, don't show
your parents the knot.

1355
01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:40,528
[A.J.] Yeah.

1356
01:04:51,496 --> 01:04:54,064
Hey, shit pig.
You paint?

1357
01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:56,240
What? Curbs?

1358
01:04:56,370 --> 01:04:57,545
Curbs?

1359
01:04:58,503 --> 01:05:00,244
No, bitch. Toes.

1360
01:05:09,383 --> 01:05:10,994
You're not very good at this.

1361
01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:14,171
That's because I'm used
to a Utilac spray.

1362
01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:16,564
Not this tiny little brush.

1363
01:05:16,695 --> 01:05:18,262
[laughs]

1364
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:23,876
You okay?

1365
01:05:24,007 --> 01:05:25,312
You look a little wrecked.

1366
01:05:26,139 --> 01:05:27,532
Yeah, I'm all right.

1367
01:05:30,839 --> 01:05:33,842
So how come you've been flying
under the radar these days?

1368
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:40,023
Guess I've just been busy
with work.

1369
01:05:44,766 --> 01:05:46,029
Busy, huh?

1370
01:05:47,247 --> 01:05:48,335
Mm-hmm.

1371
01:05:53,601 --> 01:05:54,994
Moose talk about me?

1372
01:05:58,998 --> 01:06:00,391
To me?

1373
01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:03,133
No. Not really.

1374
01:06:08,355 --> 01:06:10,531
I'm sure there are
a few embellishments.

1375
01:06:15,884 --> 01:06:17,060
Moose is fun.

1376
01:06:18,539 --> 01:06:19,671
Pretty good kisser.

1377
01:06:23,849 --> 01:06:25,851
But he's not really my type.

1378
01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:27,026
You know?

1379
01:06:29,681 --> 01:06:31,988
Sometimes it sucks
being a short-timer.

1380
01:06:34,425 --> 01:06:37,167
Soon as you make friends,
it's taillights.

1381
01:06:39,865 --> 01:06:43,129
I just want to have fun
this summer, you feel me?

1382
01:06:49,266 --> 01:06:50,702
Pass me that Minolta.

1383
01:06:58,057 --> 01:06:59,406
[laughs]

1384
01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:02,975
[camera shutter clicks]

1385
01:07:15,335 --> 01:07:16,336
Now what?

1386
01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:22,864
Cotton balls, shit pig.

1387
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,172
[laughs]

1388
01:07:30,524 --> 01:07:33,049
Who saved room
for banana cream pie?

1389
01:07:33,962 --> 01:07:35,399
I call the big piece.

1390
01:07:35,529 --> 01:07:37,749
Chrissy made
Dance Squad captain.

1391
01:07:37,879 --> 01:07:40,491
[dance music playing
over speakers]

1392
01:07:43,363 --> 01:07:45,104
[sighs]
I have an announcement.

1393
01:07:46,932 --> 01:07:48,847
- An announcement?
- Mm-hmm.

1394
01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:57,073
That's 3,100.

1395
01:07:57,203 --> 01:08:00,119
That's the 16 that I owe,
plus another 15.

1396
01:08:02,730 --> 01:08:04,080
Give him the big piece.

1397
01:08:06,821 --> 01:08:08,084
[scoffs] Dad!

1398
01:08:08,214 --> 01:08:10,216
- Zip it, Chrissy.
- Also...

1399
01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:13,524
This is for you and Mom.

1400
01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:25,101
What is it?

1401
01:08:26,406 --> 01:08:28,452
Mannheim Steamroller
at the Orpheum.

1402
01:08:32,847 --> 01:08:34,501
[gasps]

1403
01:08:35,633 --> 01:08:37,417
Are you fricking kidding me?

1404
01:08:37,548 --> 01:08:39,506
Center aisle.
The third row.

1405
01:08:40,594 --> 01:08:41,856
[Jean] Oh!

1406
01:08:45,599 --> 01:08:47,819
[Moose, on phone] <i>Goddamn it.
You're such a fucking puss.</i>

1407
01:08:47,949 --> 01:08:49,516
<i>I knew you were gonna
show your parents that knot.</i>

1408
01:08:49,647 --> 01:08:52,302
<i>What a waste. So, what are we
getting into tonight?</i>

1409
01:08:52,432 --> 01:08:54,217
Huh?
<i>It's Friday night.</i>

1410
01:08:54,347 --> 01:08:56,001
<i>Let's get sloppy.
Go walk Main.</i>

1411
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,916
No, I'm not really
feeling it, dude.

1412
01:08:58,046 --> 01:09:00,136
<i>Not feeling it?
What are you, ragging?</i>

1413
01:09:00,266 --> 01:09:03,008
No, I'm dog-assed tired, Moose.
I just want to sleep.

1414
01:09:03,139 --> 01:09:05,880
<i>Oh, come on.
Don't be such a fucking pussy.</i>

1415
01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:09,667
[phone rings]

1416
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:11,364
[sighs]

1417
01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:14,324
What?
<i>Now you're hanging up?</i>

1418
01:09:14,454 --> 01:09:17,283
[Jean] <i>Hello? Carters.</i>
[Moose] <i>Hi, Mrs. C. It's Moose.</i>

1419
01:09:18,502 --> 01:09:19,372
Jesus.

1420
01:09:20,895 --> 01:09:23,507
<i>Ma'am? Yes, ma'am.</i>

1421
01:09:23,637 --> 01:09:25,465
<i>That there your husband
downstairs...?</i>

1422
01:09:25,596 --> 01:09:26,727
[grunts]

1423
01:09:32,516 --> 01:09:34,170
[man on TV]
<i>Oh, Jesus!</i>

1424
01:09:37,738 --> 01:09:38,957
[man screams]

1425
01:09:39,087 --> 01:09:40,654
[pebbles click on window]

1426
01:09:54,973 --> 01:09:57,236
Hey, shit pig. You awake?

1427
01:09:58,716 --> 01:09:59,586
[laughs]

1428
01:10:00,761 --> 01:10:02,763
[light music playing]

1429
01:10:45,415 --> 01:10:47,199
- What?
- Nothing.

1430
01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:04,216
What are you doing?

1431
01:11:05,478 --> 01:11:06,653
What are you doing?

1432
01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:08,786
[car approaching]

1433
01:11:08,916 --> 01:11:10,091
[horn blares]

1434
01:11:10,222 --> 01:11:12,703
Yo, perverts! Get in.

1435
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:15,140
Everyone's getting stupid
at the Pioneer.

1436
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:17,577
["Age of Consent"
by New Order playing]

1437
01:11:29,285 --> 01:11:34,290
<i>♪ Won't you please let me go ♪</i>

1438
01:11:35,073 --> 01:11:39,033
<i>♪ These words lie inside,
they hurt me so ♪</i>

1439
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:43,299
<i>♪ But I'm not the kind
who likes to tell you ♪</i>

1440
01:11:43,429 --> 01:11:46,345
<i>♪ Just what I want to do ♪</i>

1441
01:11:46,476 --> 01:11:48,913
<i>♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪</i>

1442
01:11:49,043 --> 01:11:51,959
<i>♪ Just what you want me to ♪</i>

1443
01:11:56,007 --> 01:11:57,661
[laughing]

1444
01:12:02,796 --> 01:12:04,450
<i>♪ I saw you this morning ♪</i>

1445
01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:08,106
<i>♪ I thought you might like
to know ♪</i>

1446
01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:13,111
<i>♪ I received your message
in full a few days ago ♪</i>

1447
01:12:13,677 --> 01:12:18,508
<i>♪ I understood
every word that it said ♪</i>

1448
01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:21,728
<i>♪ And now that I've actually
heard it ♪</i>

1449
01:12:21,859 --> 01:12:26,559
<i>♪ You're going to regret ♪</i>
Just get the fuck inside.

1450
01:12:31,651 --> 01:12:33,218
[music continues]

1451
01:12:55,153 --> 01:12:56,676
[cans hiss open]

1452
01:12:58,722 --> 01:13:03,857
<i>♪ Do you find this happens
all the time? ♪</i>

1453
01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:07,513
<i>♪ Crucial point one day
becomes a crime ♪</i>

1454
01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,646
I thought you were staying in, bitch.

1455
01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:12,779
<i>♪ But I'm not the kind
that likes to tell you ♪</i>

1456
01:13:12,910 --> 01:13:15,434
<i>♪ Just what I want to do ♪</i>

1457
01:13:15,565 --> 01:13:17,523
<i>♪ I'm not the kind
that needs to tell you ♪</i>

1458
01:13:17,654 --> 01:13:19,220
Dog-assed tired, huh?

1459
01:13:20,134 --> 01:13:22,180
Cops! Fucking run!

1460
01:13:22,920 --> 01:13:24,487
[Moose] Oh, shit.[A.J.] Fuck!

1461
01:13:24,617 --> 01:13:26,053
[all shouting]

1462
01:13:26,184 --> 01:13:27,620
Yo, Brooke, over here.
This way. Come here.

1463
01:13:27,751 --> 01:13:29,753
Moose, let's go.
Up here, come on, guys.

1464
01:13:32,103 --> 01:13:33,713
[projector running]
Come on.

1465
01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:36,455
Go, go, go, go, go!

1466
01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:38,414
Shit.

1467
01:13:38,979 --> 01:13:40,807
Guys, behind the screen.
Behind the screen. Come here.

1468
01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:42,722
Oh, fuck.

1469
01:13:44,768 --> 01:13:46,291
[whispering]
I don't do tight spaces.

1470
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:48,946
[whispering] Shut up.
We're about to get popped.

1471
01:13:49,076 --> 01:13:50,556
You don't understand.
I can't fucking breathe.

1472
01:13:50,687 --> 01:13:52,123
[whispering] Both of you,
shut the fuck up.

1473
01:13:52,993 --> 01:13:54,168
Shh! Check it.

1474
01:13:54,299 --> 01:13:56,127
[indistinct police
radio chatter]

1475
01:13:58,782 --> 01:14:00,174
I can't fucking do this...

1476
01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:01,959
- Moose, shut up.
- I'm gonna freak.

1477
01:14:02,089 --> 01:14:03,482
Stop fucking talking.[officer] Hey.

1478
01:14:04,657 --> 01:14:07,660
You don't think someone could
hide back behind that shit?

1479
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,054
Oh... oh, fuck.

1480
01:14:10,794 --> 01:14:11,795
[Brooke] Shh!

1481
01:14:12,056 --> 01:14:14,406
[Moose]
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

1482
01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:18,671
[gulps]

1483
01:14:18,802 --> 01:14:20,804
[cacophonous drum music playing]

1484
01:14:23,154 --> 01:14:24,416
[timer dings]

1485
01:14:25,983 --> 01:14:27,332
Here you go, kid.

1486
01:14:31,379 --> 01:14:32,685
What are you looking at?

1487
01:14:33,686 --> 01:14:34,513
Nothing.

1488
01:14:35,253 --> 01:14:36,472
What are you looking at?

1489
01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:39,692
Nothing.

1490
01:14:39,823 --> 01:14:41,389
This some kind of lover's spat?

1491
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:44,044
- What do you want, dude?
- Top me off with DC.

1492
01:14:44,175 --> 01:14:47,526
Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay?
I'm fucking melting out here.

1493
01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:56,013
Here.

1494
01:15:08,634 --> 01:15:10,375
Give the deck a wet-down.
It's almost safety check.

1495
01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:11,942
No, hey.

1496
01:15:12,072 --> 01:15:14,466
You're not my fucking boss, okay?

1497
01:15:15,032 --> 01:15:16,468
You do it.

1498
01:15:16,990 --> 01:15:18,949
Just get one of the goobs
to spray her down, you idiot.

1499
01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:20,124
I don't care.

1500
01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,089
You going to, uh,
the party tonight?

1501
01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:31,439
- What party?
- Brooke's party.

1502
01:15:32,310 --> 01:15:34,355
[Shane] It's like 15 yards
from your front door, Eagle.

1503
01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:35,356
What is that shit?

1504
01:15:37,489 --> 01:15:38,751
Don't worry about it.

1505
01:15:39,839 --> 01:15:41,145
A jewelry box
from Martin's?

1506
01:15:41,275 --> 01:15:42,668
Really?

1507
01:15:47,238 --> 01:15:50,633
Look, dude, I know you think
you're tight with homegirl,

1508
01:15:50,763 --> 01:15:53,461
but she gave me a handjob
behind that screen last night.

1509
01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:55,681
What?[Moose] Yeah.

1510
01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:58,162
- Dude, there's no fucking way.
- Whatever, dude.

1511
01:15:58,292 --> 01:15:59,729
She totally jerked me off.

1512
01:15:59,859 --> 01:16:01,774
Fucking grade A too.

1513
01:16:01,905 --> 01:16:03,733
Honestly, I don't know how
you didn't hear it, man.

1514
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:06,257
You were right there.[Brooke] Yo, Moose.

1515
01:16:06,953 --> 01:16:08,389
Bring me a DP.

1516
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,782
[Moose] I got you.

1517
01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:12,655
[inhales deeply and sighs]

1518
01:16:16,223 --> 01:16:18,399
One large Dr Pepper, please.

1519
01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:20,880
Yeah.

1520
01:16:27,017 --> 01:16:28,627
Lip thing.

1521
01:16:34,198 --> 01:16:36,113
Mister, you got a Nut Roll?

1522
01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:39,029
Fuck off, kid.

1523
01:16:42,685 --> 01:16:44,121
[croaks and coughs]

1524
01:16:48,691 --> 01:16:50,301
- For you.
- Oh, my God!

1525
01:16:50,431 --> 01:16:52,085
What do you think?

1526
01:16:52,216 --> 01:16:54,131
- [Brooke] I love it.
- Are you kidding with this shit?

1527
01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:55,741
- My son is five.
- Calm down, lady.

1528
01:16:55,872 --> 01:16:57,177
[woman]
I'm not gonna calm down.

1529
01:16:57,351 --> 01:16:58,962
I demand to speak
with your manager.

1530
01:16:59,092 --> 01:17:00,572
I am the manager.

1531
01:17:01,486 --> 01:17:03,096
- Bullshit.
- You're bullshit.

1532
01:17:03,227 --> 01:17:04,794
Your fucking kid's bullshit too,

1533
01:17:04,924 --> 01:17:06,709
and you're both
making me nauseous.

1534
01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:08,928
Mommy, can I lick
the ketchup off the bun?

1535
01:17:09,059 --> 01:17:11,061
[coughs][people exclaiming]

1536
01:17:15,239 --> 01:17:16,501
What the fuck?

1537
01:17:17,197 --> 01:17:18,590
Hey, hang tight, lady.

1538
01:17:18,721 --> 01:17:20,984
I'm gonna comp your boy's meal
a hundred percent.

1539
01:17:23,290 --> 01:17:24,770
Hey, shit pig. You okay?

1540
01:17:24,901 --> 01:17:26,859
Yeah, I'm good.[Moose] It's three o'clock.

1541
01:17:26,990 --> 01:17:28,426
Where the fuck are you going?

1542
01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:29,732
Just giving you space

1543
01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:31,429
for all your fucking handjobs!

1544
01:17:32,604 --> 01:17:34,650
[soft music playing]

1545
01:18:03,591 --> 01:18:04,767
Get in.

1546
01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:38,017
How's that runza?

1547
01:18:39,497 --> 01:18:41,194
All right, I guess.

1548
01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:44,197
Want some rings?

1549
01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:46,809
No, I want Moose to quit
rat-fucking me all the time.

1550
01:18:46,939 --> 01:18:49,507
When he's not busy shot calling,
he's swooping on my lady friend.

1551
01:18:54,555 --> 01:18:56,166
You want a little advice, homey?

1552
01:18:56,296 --> 01:18:57,471
What?

1553
01:18:58,298 --> 01:18:59,343
Make a move.

1554
01:19:00,561 --> 01:19:01,867
Any move.

1555
01:19:03,739 --> 01:19:05,262
Brooke isn't into Moose.

1556
01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:07,873
She's just waiting for you
to make a move, telling you.

1557
01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:12,530
You ever make a move?

1558
01:19:16,447 --> 01:19:17,665
Like on a lady friend?

1559
01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:19,842
Yeah.

1560
01:19:24,063 --> 01:19:24,977
Almost.

1561
01:19:31,810 --> 01:19:33,769
You gotta risk it
for the biscuit, Eagle.

1562
01:19:36,032 --> 01:19:37,250
[sighs]

1563
01:19:37,381 --> 01:19:40,863
["One More Try"
by Timmy T playing]

1564
01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:54,180
<i>♪ It's been a long time
since you left me ♪</i>

1565
01:19:57,662 --> 01:20:00,534
<i>♪ I didn't mean
to make you cry ♪</i>

1566
01:20:04,016 --> 01:20:07,019
<i>♪ I didn't mean
to disappoint you ♪</i>

1567
01:20:10,327 --> 01:20:13,373
<i>♪ I didn't mean
to tell you lies ♪</i>

1568
01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:20,119
<i>♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪</i>

1569
01:20:23,079 --> 01:20:26,038
<i>♪ Won't you let me
tell you why ♪</i>

1570
01:20:27,779 --> 01:20:29,607
<i>♪ One more try ♪</i>

1571
01:20:29,737 --> 01:20:32,828
<i>♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪</i>

1572
01:20:34,090 --> 01:20:35,961
<i>♪ One more try ♪</i>

1573
01:20:36,092 --> 01:20:39,356
<i>♪ Let me put my arms
around you ♪</i>

1574
01:20:39,486 --> 01:20:41,184
[indistinct chatter]

1575
01:20:41,793 --> 01:20:45,710
<i>♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪</i>

1576
01:20:48,191 --> 01:20:52,064
<i>♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try? ♪</i>

1577
01:20:55,372 --> 01:20:58,766
<i>♪ It's been a long time
since I kissed you ♪</i>

1578
01:21:01,769 --> 01:21:04,772
<i>♪ It always used to feel
so good ♪</i>

1579
01:21:06,426 --> 01:21:07,775
[sighs]

1580
01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:11,649
<i>♪ And if you knew how much
I missed you ♪</i>

1581
01:21:14,478 --> 01:21:17,568
<i>♪ You'd forgive me
if you could ♪</i>

1582
01:21:18,786 --> 01:21:22,573
For the record,
I didn't give Moose a handjob.

1583
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,184
That was all in his head,
shit pig.

1584
01:21:26,359 --> 01:21:28,318
I grabbed both your dicks
because it was the only way

1585
01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:30,059
I could get you two pussies
to shut up.

1586
01:21:30,798 --> 01:21:32,365
I wasn't gonna get an MIP
for that shit.

1587
01:21:32,496 --> 01:21:34,106
<i>♪ One more try ♪</i>

1588
01:21:34,237 --> 01:21:37,153
<i>♪ I didn't know how much
I loved you ♪</i>

1589
01:21:38,371 --> 01:21:40,112
<i>♪ One more try ♪</i>

1590
01:21:40,243 --> 01:21:43,463
<i>♪ Let me put my arms
around you ♪</i>

1591
01:21:45,857 --> 01:21:49,600
<i>♪ Living all these lonely nights
without you ♪</i>

1592
01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:56,172
<i>♪ Oh, baby, can we give it
one more try ♪</i>

1593
01:21:57,347 --> 01:21:58,478
Moose!

1594
01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:02,613
<i>♪ And after all
that we have been through ♪</i>

1595
01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,835
[cacophonous drum music playing]

1596
01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:14,146
Moose!

1597
01:22:17,149 --> 01:22:19,325
Moose! Come on!

1598
01:22:19,456 --> 01:22:21,023
Come on, let's talk!

1599
01:22:35,907 --> 01:22:37,953
Moose! Come on, dude.

1600
01:22:39,606 --> 01:22:40,651
Come on.

1601
01:22:40,781 --> 01:22:42,044
Let's just fucking talk.

1602
01:22:45,569 --> 01:22:47,266
[breathing heavily]

1603
01:22:47,397 --> 01:22:49,486
Get the fuck away from me.

1604
01:22:49,616 --> 01:22:51,618
[soft music playing]

1605
01:23:06,503 --> 01:23:08,374
[indistinct chattering]

1606
01:23:11,769 --> 01:23:13,640
[girl laughing]

1607
01:23:16,165 --> 01:23:17,470
[sniffling]

1608
01:23:19,690 --> 01:23:21,474
[indistinct chatter]

1609
01:23:29,091 --> 01:23:30,353
[scoffs]

1610
01:23:32,572 --> 01:23:33,965
[knock on door]

1611
01:23:36,794 --> 01:23:38,665
I just got off the phone
with Parks & Rec.

1612
01:23:38,796 --> 01:23:40,624
No one's manning
the Snack Shack.

1613
01:23:40,754 --> 01:23:41,755
Are you going in?

1614
01:23:42,365 --> 01:23:43,627
I'm sick.

1615
01:23:43,757 --> 01:23:45,281
Well, what about Moose?

1616
01:24:04,909 --> 01:24:06,780
[door opens and closes]

1617
01:24:06,911 --> 01:24:08,478
[Brooke laughing]

1618
01:24:22,405 --> 01:24:24,146
[car door slams][engine starts]

1619
01:25:06,710 --> 01:25:07,754
Hey.

1620
01:25:15,936 --> 01:25:17,764
Dude, what the fuck happened?

1621
01:25:18,722 --> 01:25:20,115
Take a wild guess.

1622
01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:25,598
[sighs]

1623
01:25:28,514 --> 01:25:29,907
Here.

1624
01:25:30,037 --> 01:25:32,649
You good with Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, and Saturdays?

1625
01:25:34,520 --> 01:25:35,913
- What, like shifts?
- Yeah.

1626
01:25:36,043 --> 01:25:37,436
We'll divvy up Sundays.
I'll get this one.

1627
01:25:37,567 --> 01:25:39,221
- You get the next.
- Moose!

1628
01:25:42,093 --> 01:25:43,268
Fuck.

1629
01:25:44,617 --> 01:25:46,271
[girl]
Can I get a jumbo Push Pop?

1630
01:25:46,402 --> 01:25:47,620
[A.J.] Yeah.

1631
01:25:55,411 --> 01:25:57,021
[Brooke]
Hey, shit pig.

1632
01:25:58,022 --> 01:26:00,024
How come you pulled
a Copperfield at the party?

1633
01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:01,286
I waited for you all night.

1634
01:26:05,638 --> 01:26:07,162
So you want to ditch
this pop stand

1635
01:26:07,292 --> 01:26:09,251
and go grab a twist
from Chompy Cone?

1636
01:26:09,381 --> 01:26:11,688
- My treat.
- No, thanks.

1637
01:26:11,818 --> 01:26:14,256
Come on, no one says no
to free ice cream.

1638
01:26:14,952 --> 01:26:16,171
Want to hear it again?

1639
01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:17,694
Wait, are you being serious
right now?

1640
01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:28,139
It's feeling like a negatory on
the biscuit front there, Eagle.

1641
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,538
[can hisses open]

1642
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:42,806
- Where are you going?
- Waubonsie.

1643
01:26:43,589 --> 01:26:45,983
Gonna polish off this case,
sleep under the stars.

1644
01:26:46,113 --> 01:26:48,290
I can't go to Iowa. I'm not
supposed to cross state lines.

1645
01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:49,595
Gonna call your mom
at the next truck stop,

1646
01:26:49,726 --> 01:26:51,162
tell her you're staying
with Moose.

1647
01:26:51,293 --> 01:26:53,991
- What are you doing?
- Not stopping till you say yes.

1648
01:26:54,121 --> 01:26:55,645
Come on, Shane.
Slow down, dude. Oh, shit!

1649
01:26:55,775 --> 01:26:57,690
[car horn blares]

1650
01:26:57,821 --> 01:26:59,344
Fuck! All right! I'm in, I'm in!

1651
01:26:59,475 --> 01:27:00,780
- All right! There we go.
- God!

1652
01:27:00,911 --> 01:27:02,739
You've been busting your ass
all summer.

1653
01:27:02,869 --> 01:27:04,219
It's time to fucking unwind.

1654
01:27:07,570 --> 01:27:08,571
[sighs]

1655
01:27:09,876 --> 01:27:11,400
[campfire crackling]

1656
01:27:21,192 --> 01:27:22,498
Heads up, Eagle.

1657
01:27:27,024 --> 01:27:29,374
[cans hiss open]

1658
01:27:33,813 --> 01:27:34,945
[Shane sighs]

1659
01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:46,304
[clears throat]

1660
01:27:46,435 --> 01:27:48,263
Yo, what happened
with you and Brooke?

1661
01:27:49,960 --> 01:27:51,396
You gonna spill or what?

1662
01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:57,576
She lied to me.

1663
01:27:57,707 --> 01:27:59,491
She lied to you?

1664
01:27:59,622 --> 01:28:00,666
Yeah.

1665
01:28:05,715 --> 01:28:07,194
I caught her red-handed.

1666
01:28:10,067 --> 01:28:11,590
Doesn't sound like homegirl.

1667
01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:17,553
She said that she waited for me
all night at the party.

1668
01:28:19,555 --> 01:28:22,558
And then I caught her hanging
on some fucking giant

1669
01:28:22,688 --> 01:28:23,863
out on the porch.

1670
01:28:23,994 --> 01:28:25,038
[scoffs]

1671
01:28:28,259 --> 01:28:29,434
Flattop?

1672
01:28:30,348 --> 01:28:31,436
Yeah.

1673
01:28:31,567 --> 01:28:33,917
- Green Duster?
- Exactly.

1674
01:28:34,047 --> 01:28:35,397
[laughs]

1675
01:28:40,010 --> 01:28:41,446
What?

1676
01:28:41,577 --> 01:28:43,187
[laughing]

1677
01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,276
Oh, dude.

1678
01:28:45,407 --> 01:28:46,843
The jarhead's her brother.

1679
01:28:50,586 --> 01:28:51,543
Fuck.

1680
01:28:52,196 --> 01:28:53,589
[laughing]

1681
01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:57,854
Fuck!

1682
01:29:00,639 --> 01:29:02,728
Oh, fucking A, Eagle.

1683
01:29:07,429 --> 01:29:08,343
Just let me explain.

1684
01:29:08,473 --> 01:29:09,822
- Come on.
- No, thanks.

1685
01:29:09,953 --> 01:29:11,781
Brooke, come on.
Look, I didn't realize.

1686
01:29:11,911 --> 01:29:13,435
I know I fucked up.
Just please just listen--

1687
01:29:13,565 --> 01:29:14,958
No, thanks.

1688
01:29:16,394 --> 01:29:17,613
Want to hear it again?

1689
01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,012
Oh, can we get
some of this, Mom?

1690
01:29:26,143 --> 01:29:28,363
Sure. Just one.

1691
01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:35,892
What's up, A-Jams?

1692
01:29:36,022 --> 01:29:37,372
Hey, Shan.

1693
01:29:39,722 --> 01:29:40,984
[whispers] Stop.

1694
01:29:41,114 --> 01:29:42,464
Isn't she a sophomore?

1695
01:29:42,594 --> 01:29:43,595
Junior.

1696
01:29:44,901 --> 01:29:46,555
So how did you
get to know her?

1697
01:29:46,685 --> 01:29:48,034
That's Donny's older sister.

1698
01:29:48,165 --> 01:29:49,688
Well, I would think
that you would--

1699
01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:52,778
[laughing]
Oh, my God, Jeanie!

1700
01:29:52,909 --> 01:29:54,693
You scared the heck out of me.

1701
01:29:54,824 --> 01:29:56,652
Sherry! How are you doing?

1702
01:29:56,782 --> 01:29:59,132
Oh, my God.
It's been forever, right?

1703
01:29:59,263 --> 01:30:00,525
It has.

1704
01:30:00,656 --> 01:30:02,745
I'm used to seeing
that big turkey.

1705
01:30:03,963 --> 01:30:05,704
Oh! Your hair.

1706
01:30:05,835 --> 01:30:07,489
I know.

1707
01:30:07,619 --> 01:30:09,360
It was time for a change.

1708
01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:10,927
Oh, it's so full.

1709
01:30:11,057 --> 01:30:12,624
Almost like a Kay Orr thing.

1710
01:30:12,755 --> 01:30:14,496
- I love it.
- Aw!

1711
01:30:14,626 --> 01:30:16,062
Thank you.

1712
01:30:17,542 --> 01:30:18,891
What's going on?

1713
01:30:19,979 --> 01:30:22,547
You guys get in a tiff at your
sleepover the other night?

1714
01:30:23,113 --> 01:30:24,419
What sleepover?

1715
01:30:28,292 --> 01:30:29,424
- Really?
- I don't know.

1716
01:30:31,948 --> 01:30:33,384
[engine sputtering]

1717
01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:36,996
[engine revs]

1718
01:30:47,137 --> 01:30:48,138
[sneezes]

1719
01:30:56,886 --> 01:30:58,453
[horn blaring]

1720
01:31:00,977 --> 01:31:03,196
[laughs]
Happy early birthday, asshole.

1721
01:31:04,546 --> 01:31:06,373
Got you a little
something-something.

1722
01:31:08,158 --> 01:31:09,420
You want to lunch it
at Babe's?

1723
01:31:09,551 --> 01:31:10,900
How about a rain check?

1724
01:31:11,509 --> 01:31:13,163
[sneezes][door opens]

1725
01:31:13,293 --> 01:31:14,947
I still gotta do
the whole backyard.

1726
01:31:24,217 --> 01:31:25,392
How's the weather over there?

1727
01:31:26,568 --> 01:31:28,744
Cloudy with a chance
of diaper shit.

1728
01:31:29,832 --> 01:31:33,488
Well, hang in there,
Eagle Scout.

1729
01:31:35,228 --> 01:31:36,534
I'll swing by later.

1730
01:31:37,274 --> 01:31:38,536
See if you want to get stupid.

1731
01:31:38,667 --> 01:31:40,407
Word. Thanks, homey.

1732
01:31:40,886 --> 01:31:42,322
[engine revs]

1733
01:31:44,586 --> 01:31:45,848
[tires squealing]

1734
01:31:52,376 --> 01:31:53,899
[shower running]

1735
01:31:55,945 --> 01:31:57,294
[A.J. sneezes]

1736
01:31:57,424 --> 01:31:58,730
[doorbell rings]

1737
01:32:01,298 --> 01:32:02,865
[doorbell ringing]

1738
01:32:11,874 --> 01:32:13,092
Peace offering, shit pig.

1739
01:32:14,050 --> 01:32:15,573
For your box stall.

1740
01:32:16,226 --> 01:32:17,619
- Wow.
- I know.

1741
01:32:18,097 --> 01:32:19,925
It's probably
the only portrait of myself

1742
01:32:20,056 --> 01:32:21,187
I can actually stomach.

1743
01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:24,930
[door closes]

1744
01:32:25,061 --> 01:32:26,192
So...

1745
01:32:26,323 --> 01:32:27,846
Is anyone up
in this bitch?

1746
01:32:27,977 --> 01:32:29,369
Uh, no.

1747
01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:32,503
Sooey!

1748
01:32:35,462 --> 01:32:36,986
You ever make out
to <i>Combat Shock?</i>

1749
01:32:38,161 --> 01:32:39,597
[man, on TV]
<i>Right at that moment,</i>

1750
01:32:39,728 --> 01:32:41,120
<i>I knew what had to be done.</i>

1751
01:32:41,904 --> 01:32:43,732
<i>It was all coming back to me.</i>

1752
01:32:44,689 --> 01:32:46,952
<i>A revelation
that hit me like a bullet.</i>

1753
01:32:47,083 --> 01:32:48,432
[rattling]

1754
01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:51,653
<i>Bullets.
This chick was armed.</i>

1755
01:32:51,783 --> 01:32:55,221
<i>I felt a tremendous power
surging through my veins.</i>

1756
01:32:55,352 --> 01:32:56,875
<i>Where's the gun?</i>

1757
01:33:05,841 --> 01:33:07,756
[gasps softly]

1758
01:33:10,367 --> 01:33:11,934
I gotta tell you something.

1759
01:33:12,064 --> 01:33:14,980
So, no grass carping, okay?

1760
01:33:17,330 --> 01:33:18,984
Yeah. What?

1761
01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:22,858
My dad got his orders.

1762
01:33:24,555 --> 01:33:26,165
We're shipping out to Ramstein.

1763
01:33:29,865 --> 01:33:30,953
Ramstein?

1764
01:33:32,519 --> 01:33:33,564
Germany.

1765
01:33:33,695 --> 01:33:35,697
[somber music playing]

1766
01:33:37,263 --> 01:33:38,264
When?

1767
01:33:39,352 --> 01:33:40,484
Next week.

1768
01:33:45,184 --> 01:33:46,533
Next week? I...

1769
01:33:47,839 --> 01:33:49,232
You're grass carping.

1770
01:33:57,109 --> 01:33:58,676
[whispers]
I got a question.

1771
01:33:59,851 --> 01:34:00,896
Yeah?

1772
01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:05,814
Do you have a condom?

1773
01:34:23,179 --> 01:34:25,137
[front door opens and closes]

1774
01:34:26,138 --> 01:34:28,010
Oh, shit,
that's the Judge.

1775
01:34:28,140 --> 01:34:29,446
[panting] Awkward.

1776
01:34:29,576 --> 01:34:31,317
Maybe he's just
grabbing something.

1777
01:34:31,448 --> 01:34:32,841
[footsteps]
Shh.

1778
01:34:34,190 --> 01:34:36,105
[Judge] A.J.?Hey, Dad, don't come in here!

1779
01:34:43,721 --> 01:34:45,288
Oh. Um...

1780
01:34:47,159 --> 01:34:48,465
We need to talk.

1781
01:34:49,771 --> 01:34:50,902
Downstairs.

1782
01:35:03,959 --> 01:35:05,134
- See you, okay?
- Yeah.

1783
01:35:05,264 --> 01:35:07,658
Nope, hold on. Come here.
Both of you.

1784
01:35:11,880 --> 01:35:14,317
What's going on?
Why are you being so weird?

1785
01:35:17,624 --> 01:35:18,800
Um...

1786
01:35:20,149 --> 01:35:21,411
I just got a call...

1787
01:35:23,021 --> 01:35:25,763
from Bill Workman
about a half hour ago.

1788
01:35:27,591 --> 01:35:30,550
There was an accident out on 75.

1789
01:35:34,250 --> 01:35:35,730
Shane got killed.

1790
01:35:38,428 --> 01:35:39,734
[gasps softly]

1791
01:35:48,699 --> 01:35:49,744
What?

1792
01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:55,401
I just saw him.

1793
01:35:57,012 --> 01:35:58,100
[sobs softly]

1794
01:35:59,971 --> 01:36:01,320
I'm sorry, son.

1795
01:36:01,930 --> 01:36:03,192
[cries]

1796
01:36:08,414 --> 01:36:10,590
[door opens and closes]

1797
01:36:17,119 --> 01:36:19,774
[door opens and closes]

1798
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:49,281
Get in.

1799
01:37:05,558 --> 01:37:06,821
[vehicle door slams]

1800
01:37:06,951 --> 01:37:08,779
[insects chirring]

1801
01:37:50,952 --> 01:37:52,344
What the fuck?

1802
01:37:52,910 --> 01:37:54,433
What the fuck?

1803
01:37:54,564 --> 01:37:57,741
[somber music playing]

1804
01:37:58,263 --> 01:37:59,482
[sobbing]

1805
01:38:13,975 --> 01:38:15,759
[no audible dialogue]

1806
01:39:41,279 --> 01:39:42,628
[laughs]

1807
01:40:18,316 --> 01:40:19,491
Hey.

1808
01:40:20,405 --> 01:40:21,406
Hey.

1809
01:40:24,409 --> 01:40:26,107
Thought you said
that we were dry.

1810
01:40:26,237 --> 01:40:27,978
No, man, this is it.

1811
01:40:29,023 --> 01:40:31,286
Last two. I found a...

1812
01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:34,332
a sixer stashed
with the Christmas shit.

1813
01:40:35,203 --> 01:40:36,943
Mm. Nativity set?

1814
01:40:37,074 --> 01:40:38,075
[laughs]
Yeah.

1815
01:40:42,253 --> 01:40:44,125
I did pound
the other four, though.

1816
01:40:47,084 --> 01:40:48,129
That's fair.

1817
01:40:52,959 --> 01:40:54,396
[clears throat]

1818
01:40:58,661 --> 01:40:59,662
Moose?

1819
01:41:02,578 --> 01:41:03,666
Are we cool?

1820
01:41:06,495 --> 01:41:07,931
Yeah, man.

1821
01:41:09,324 --> 01:41:10,803
We're cool.

1822
01:41:13,937 --> 01:41:15,112
Cool.

1823
01:41:15,243 --> 01:41:17,680
[banging on shutters]
Fuck off, animals!

1824
01:41:17,810 --> 01:41:19,377
We're having a moment!

1825
01:41:20,596 --> 01:41:22,641
[laughs]
Fuck.

1826
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:27,733
Oh, dude, I'm sorry
I punched you in the nose.

1827
01:41:27,864 --> 01:41:29,605
Oh, I... I didn't even feel it.

1828
01:41:30,171 --> 01:41:32,260
Yeah, okay.[A.J. laughs]

1829
01:41:34,044 --> 01:41:35,306
Hmm.

1830
01:41:36,960 --> 01:41:38,092
All right, are you ready?

1831
01:41:38,744 --> 01:41:39,963
Yeah.

1832
01:41:40,094 --> 01:41:41,573
Yeah, let's make some dough.

1833
01:41:44,750 --> 01:41:45,969
Wait.

1834
01:41:52,323 --> 01:41:53,846
There's no glass on deck.

1835
01:41:53,977 --> 01:41:55,326
[sighs]

1836
01:41:58,068 --> 01:42:00,070
[glass shatters]

1837
01:42:00,940 --> 01:42:03,029
So look, man, I want
to pitch you a few ideas.

1838
01:42:03,160 --> 01:42:04,901
Yeah? What kind of ideas?

1839
01:42:05,031 --> 01:42:07,077
How we can double our return
on this bitch next summer.

1840
01:42:07,208 --> 01:42:08,470
[laughs]

1841
01:42:08,600 --> 01:42:10,298
- Does it involve Real Beer?
- Ooh!

1842
01:42:11,734 --> 01:42:13,039
Hundred percent.

1843
01:42:14,911 --> 01:42:16,260
[excited shouting]

1844
01:42:16,391 --> 01:42:18,044
Two fucking lines, goobs!

1845
01:42:18,175 --> 01:42:21,047
Give me two fucking lines!

1846
01:42:21,178 --> 01:42:23,485
- Right now!
- My turn! My turn!

1847
01:42:32,537 --> 01:42:34,539
[soft music playing]

1848
01:42:55,386 --> 01:42:56,735
Hey.[Brooke] Hey.

1849
01:42:56,866 --> 01:42:58,781
Hey, what's going on?
Are you leaving right now?

1850
01:42:58,911 --> 01:43:01,523
Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the pool
but I couldn't find you.

1851
01:43:01,653 --> 01:43:02,698
What happened to Tuesday?

1852
01:43:03,612 --> 01:43:05,875
When the AF says jump,
he jumps.

1853
01:43:07,920 --> 01:43:09,574
[man] In two minutes,
we're taillights.

1854
01:43:09,705 --> 01:43:10,967
Just gotta hit the head.

1855
01:43:11,097 --> 01:43:12,098
Roger, Wilco.

1856
01:43:12,229 --> 01:43:13,839
Two minutes?

1857
01:43:14,710 --> 01:43:16,190
[sighs] Here.

1858
01:43:17,713 --> 01:43:19,105
Take it.

1859
01:43:19,236 --> 01:43:20,498
What is it?

1860
01:43:21,195 --> 01:43:22,544
Open it, dum-dum.

1861
01:43:32,597 --> 01:43:33,903
A hanky?

1862
01:43:35,818 --> 01:43:37,776
So you don't have
to borrow your dad's.

1863
01:43:41,171 --> 01:43:42,564
One more thing.

1864
01:43:49,484 --> 01:43:51,747
I, um... I printed it
last night.

1865
01:44:07,241 --> 01:44:08,720
We don't say "goodbye."

1866
01:44:09,330 --> 01:44:10,418
Just...

1867
01:44:11,288 --> 01:44:12,420
"see you later."

1868
01:44:27,913 --> 01:44:29,393
[front door opens]

1869
01:44:30,220 --> 01:44:31,308
Let's move out.

1870
01:44:36,792 --> 01:44:38,228
[camera shutter clicks]

1871
01:44:39,664 --> 01:44:40,970
Another keeper.

1872
01:44:43,886 --> 01:44:45,061
See ya, A.J.

1873
01:44:49,413 --> 01:44:50,545
See ya.

1874
01:44:55,854 --> 01:44:57,378
[vehicle doors close]

1875
01:44:57,508 --> 01:44:58,988
[sighs]

1876
01:44:59,118 --> 01:45:00,903
[engine starts]

1877
01:45:12,262 --> 01:45:14,308
[insects chirring]

1878
01:45:23,099 --> 01:45:24,318
[can hisses open]

1879
01:46:17,109 --> 01:46:18,372
[can hisses open]

1880
01:46:54,103 --> 01:46:56,627
["Someone I Can Talk To"
by The Limps playing]

1881
01:46:56,758 --> 01:46:58,412
[excited shouting]

1882
01:46:59,761 --> 01:47:03,504
<i>♪ There must be someone
I can talk to about this ♪</i>

1883
01:47:05,157 --> 01:47:08,900
<i>♪ I never realized how much
friendship could be missed ♪</i>

1884
01:47:10,119 --> 01:47:11,860
<i>♪ But it's all good now ♪</i>

1885
01:47:11,990 --> 01:47:14,253
<i>♪ 'Cause there's no one
but we two ♪</i>

1886
01:47:14,776 --> 01:47:15,994
<i>♪ And I'm alone ♪</i>

1887
01:47:17,169 --> 01:47:19,345
<i>♪ But I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1888
01:47:19,955 --> 01:47:21,913
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1889
01:47:22,566 --> 01:47:24,350
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1890
01:47:26,527 --> 01:47:27,658
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

1891
01:47:30,052 --> 01:47:32,576
<i>♪ You look so strange
without the makeup ♪</i>

1892
01:47:32,707 --> 01:47:33,969
<i>♪ Upon your face ♪</i>

1893
01:47:35,274 --> 01:47:36,841
<i>♪ It'd be so different ♪</i>

1894
01:47:36,972 --> 01:47:39,191
<i>♪ Another time
and another place ♪</i>

1895
01:47:40,671 --> 01:47:42,325
<i>♪ Don't do nothing ♪</i>

1896
01:47:42,456 --> 01:47:44,153
<i>♪ That would make you
look a fool ♪</i>

1897
01:47:47,504 --> 01:47:49,811
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1898
01:47:50,333 --> 01:47:52,335
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1899
01:47:52,857 --> 01:47:54,772
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1900
01:47:56,905 --> 01:47:57,819
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

1901
01:48:00,343 --> 01:48:04,434
<i>♪ And there are some times
where I don't know where I am ♪</i>

1902
01:48:05,870 --> 01:48:08,612
<i>♪ And there are some things
that I'll never ♪</i>

1903
01:48:08,743 --> 01:48:10,701
<i>♪ Never understand ♪</i>

1904
01:48:12,573 --> 01:48:13,791
<i>♪ Understand ♪</i>

1905
01:48:15,010 --> 01:48:17,099
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1906
01:48:17,665 --> 01:48:20,232
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1907
01:48:20,363 --> 01:48:22,844
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1908
01:48:22,974 --> 01:48:24,585
<i>♪ Well, I'm alone in the city
with you ♪</i>

1909
01:48:25,542 --> 01:48:26,630
<i>♪ With you ♪</i>

1910
01:48:32,636 --> 01:48:35,378
[soft music playing]



