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[child humming]
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[pensive music playing]
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[Heath] Dude, Dell fucking Evans
is gonna ride our new board
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at the Freestyle competition
at Breck this weekend.
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Pre-orders are gonna
go through the roof.
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[man]
Can we confirm with his rep
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that he'll post it on the Gram?
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[Heath] Uh, Dell is my boy.
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This is friendship,
not business.
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Of course he knows what's up.
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[man] Nicely done, bro.
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And that little snafu
with the bindings?
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[Heath] Uh, factory corrected
and pressure tested last week.
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- We're salary.
- [man] Yes!
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Looks like you're in
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for some powder paradise
this weekend, man.
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- [Heath] It's gonna be so epic.
- [man] Catch you on the flip.
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[Heath] Aight.
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Congratulations.
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[Heath] You played
such a big part in this.
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I'm sorry, but I did nothing.
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[Heath] No,
you've been everything.
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When everyone thought
I was crazy
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to design my own board,
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you were there, here...
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with me.
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And I know you've been
swamped with your own shit,
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but not once did I feel alone,
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so I'm just...
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- So happy?
- [Heath] Yeah.
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So am I.
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[Heath] What?
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[Laura] I would just love to see
the look on my professor's face
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if I called
my dissertation paper
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"my own shit."
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- [Heath] Oh, ha-ha.
- [both chuckling]
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Hey, come here.
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No more work.
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This weekend's about us. Okay?
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You good?
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Of course. Why?
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It's just you've been doing
your stare out the window thing
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for a while now.
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I'm just excited to get away
with you this weekend.
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Feels like we've both been
in an endless work bubble.
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[Heath] Yeah, me too.
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[Laura] So beautiful.
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[rousing orchestral
music playing]
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- Heath, what is this?
- We're here.
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- Your parents' ski cabin?
- Yeah.
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Um, flows off the tongue
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better than
16 bedroom ski chalet
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that...
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we have all
to ourselves this weekend.
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[music continues]
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Not bad, huh?
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In the summer we can take
the boat out in the lake.
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I'm sorry if I seem overwhelmed.
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I just was not expecting this.
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Yeah. Most people aren't.
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Forgive me if this is rude,
but I've met your parents--
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And they're not
pretentious assholes like me?
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- Exactly.
- [Heath laughs]
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Come on. It's just a house.
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Ah, mi casa es tu casa.
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Come on. I'll give you the tour.
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Strong bones... [knocking]
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...keeps us afloat.
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Chairs, if sitting's your thing.
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I personally am
a standup guy myself.
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If forced to sit,
I like to do it by the fire.
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Family dinner time.
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My personal favorite...
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the couch.
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Very impressive, Mr. Jacobson.
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But I'm gonna need some time
to look over the fine print.
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I have the contracts
here already to sign.
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Come here, babe.
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I can't even imagine the parties
you had here growing up.
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[laughs] You have no idea.
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I have a few.
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So what should we do first?
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I have a few ideas
in that department, too.
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But I'm afraid if we get started
on those ideas,
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we won't get any ski runs in.
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Oh, we have time
to get over to the mountain
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before it closes?
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Come here.
This is the best part.
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[Laura] We can ski on,
right from here?
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[Heath]
Not to the main mountain,
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but that's a private run
just for us,
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for the other residents
in the development.
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[Laura] Oh, my God.
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[Heath] I'm gonna
call down and make sure
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they keep the lift open
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and have to check in
with the office real quick.
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Why don't you go
pick out a room for us?
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[Laura] Upstairs?
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[Heath]
Wherever you want. Explore.
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But I think
you'll find the master bedroom
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overlooking the valley
doesn't suck that bad.
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I'll meet you downstairs
in a bit.
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[pensive music playing]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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- [Heath] Boo!
- [gasps] Sorry. You scared me.
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Yeah, my dad nerds out hard
on all this shit.
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What is all this?
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Oh, mining antiquities
he collects.
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The old nut
loves the Americana of it all.
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I think it makes him feel
more blue-collar or something.
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Oh, yeah?
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And how's that
working out for him?
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Hey, I think pretty well.
You said so yourself.
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Why mining?
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Well, Snow Valley's
an old mining town.
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This whole area
is built on the old tunnels.
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They went bust at
the turn of the century
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and this area got developed
into a ski town.
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- You think they skied?
- [Heath laughs]
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You kidding me?
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This dude
was the first Olympic champ
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sponsored by Atomic.
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Speaking of, shall we?
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[soft music playing]
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[both laughing]
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Honestly, I don't know
why it was so cold
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in that Roller Rink that night,
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but when I bent over,
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it was like a-- a winter storm
system shot up my ass.
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I'm telling you,
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when you leaned
over the tire skates,
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the sound your pants made
when they ripped
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was etched in my mind forever.
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Hey, at least
I saved the course.
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That you did.
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The look on some
of those kids' faces
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as your left butt cheek
hung out as you skated
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was so funny.
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The cost of business
of going commando
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and ain't always pretty.
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What about me?
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What did you think?
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I mean, obviously, you thought
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I was the most beautiful woman
you'd ever seen.
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But when I skated up to you
for the first time
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and introduced myself.
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Honestly?
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Honestly.
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Well, I know I'm supposed to say
something funny or cute, but...
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I was in love with you
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from the moment
I set eyes on you.
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And actually, in that moment,
I-- I was pissed at myself
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for being such a showboat
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because I thought
you'd think I was a clown.
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Oh, well, rest assured,
I still very much think that.
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- [Heath chuckles]
- But--
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[doorbell rings]
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[Laura] Who's here?
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Go have a look.
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Special delivery.
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Oh, um, Heath, it's--
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One second.
I don't have my wallet on me.
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- It's on the house.
- Oh.
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Thank you.
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- Have a nice night.
- You too.
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- Wait, how--
- Surprise.
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How did you--
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Ah, I've made some moves
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with [indistinct]
the pizza place in town.
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Now you might not count
the night we shared a slice
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with my ass hanging out
of my jeans our first date
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but I do.
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You are too much.
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Heath, I've been so swamped
in my paper I haven't even--
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Hey.
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Happy anniversary.
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- Oh, my God. I love you.
- I love you, too.
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And on top of this being
our first anniversary...
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I not only wanna celebrate that,
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but kickstart another.
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[emotional music playing]
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- Heath. Stop.
- Open it.
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It was my grandmother's.
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Now I-- I'm not gonna try
and top the pizza
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from the Roller Rink
with anything too clever
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because I'm just gonna
sound like a cheese stick.
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Come here.
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I fucking love you.
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And this has been
the best year of my life.
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And actually,
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there's a really bad storm
coming in tomorrow,
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so if you say no,
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it could get awkward between us
if we're stuck here.
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I can't lie.
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I liked the sound
of Laura Jacobson better
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than Laura Pell
the first night I met you.
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So I guess the answer's yes.
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Come here.
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[dismembered whispering]
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[kid whispering]
Are you here to save me?
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Are you here to save me?
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[suspenseful music playing]
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[wind howling]
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[parquet floor creaking]
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- [door slams open]
- [Laura gasps]
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[door creaking]
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[blender whirring]
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Hmm.
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Well, what are you waiting for?
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Show me the fucking rock, bitch.
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Ew.
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Seriously, show me the ring.
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It's his grandmother's,
you douchebag.
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[Kiko laughs] I'm kidding!
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I know. I love it.
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And I love how traditional
and romantic he is.
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Shut up, Kiko.
You know you live for the bling.
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You're right.
But for you, I love it.
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Did he tell you what he did?
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Oh, my God! It was so adorable.
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He came to see me
and asked for my permission
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just like he would've done
if mom and dad were still alive.
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Okay. What is wrong?
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Nothing is wrong.
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You have that Laura look.
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Everyone and their looks I have.
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Can I not just have
a resting facial expression
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without people
demanding an explanation?
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No.
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I'm your sister. What's up?
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You should just see this place.
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Uh, bitch,
I better see it a lot.
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[Laura]
It's just their ski house
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and it's like a mansion.
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And you're complaining?
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Is it weird that I didn't know
his family was this wealthy?
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[Kiko] Of course not!
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It means he's classy.
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And you might be
the first woman in history
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to be bugging
because her husband is loaded.
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Well, I'm not saying I'm mad
and I get it.
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I just didn't know.
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- You always do this.
- What?
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You talk yourself off a ledge
whenever you're happy.
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I am so not on a ledge.
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Well, then this isn't me
talking you off of one then.
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You work and study so hard.
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And the one night
that I convince you
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to come out and get laid,
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you bag a unicorn
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because you fucking deserve it.
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You are the best,
most caring person I know.
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But this is
your much wiser older sister
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telling you that everything
is fine and then some.
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00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,183
And that I'll always be
jealous of you
260
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,143
because everything
about you is perfect
261
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,104
because that's what
you put out in the universe.
262
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:08,398
- Thanks, Oprah.
- Fuck you.
263
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,440
Fuck you too.
264
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:13,027
[suspenseful music playing]
265
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:15,071
Laura?
266
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,073
[doorbell rings]
267
00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:20,994
I'll call you later.
Someone's at the door.
268
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,954
[Kiko] Okay. Bye.
269
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:27,041
♪
270
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:29,711
Heath?
271
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,839
[doorbell rings]
272
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,048
One sec. I'm coming.
273
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,475
Um, can I help you?
274
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,400
[Ellen sighs]
275
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,485
It's you.
276
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,238
Excuse me?
277
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,157
How rude of me. I--
278
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,826
I was looking for Heath.
279
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:02,869
[Ellen scoffs]
280
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,330
But now I'm reminded.
281
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,291
He did tell me he was
having guests this weekend.
282
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:11,085
Oh, it's just me.
I'm the only guest.
283
00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,260
I'm sorry, who are you?
284
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,847
I'm Ellen.
I work for the Jacobsons.
285
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,683
- Oh.
- [Ellen] Apologies.
286
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:27,894
You must think
I'm quite the fool.
287
00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:29,812
But you see,
288
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,857
I stepped out for some groceries
289
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,276
and I left my keys in my room.
290
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,655
[Laura] Oh, you're--
you're staying here?
291
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,742
I live here, darling.
292
00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:47,997
You were here last night?
293
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,877
No, I slept outside.
294
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,464
[Ellen laughs]
295
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,342
Of course I was here.
Where else would I have been?
296
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:04,597
Not to worry, I won't
interrupt your little love nest.
297
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,434
You'll likely
never see me again.
298
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,271
[Heath] Dude, that's sick.
299
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,775
All right, my brother,
I'll hit you up manana.
300
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:18,903
Dell posted on his socials
301
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,405
about riding my board tomorrow
302
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,573
and pre-orders
are already rolling in.
303
00:21:23,366 --> 00:21:27,161
Did you ever think
life could be this dope?
304
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:30,623
What?
305
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,750
Um...
306
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,420
I just met Ellen.
307
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,715
Oh, don't worry about her.
She's just the help.
308
00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:40,008
Been with us for years.
309
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,260
"Just the help." Got it.
310
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:46,014
Forgive me, I didn't grow up
in a 16-bedroom ski chalet.
311
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,682
Neither did I.
312
00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:49,308
This is just
where I come skiing sometimes.
313
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,144
- Come on, let's--
- No, this isn't okay,
314
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:52,895
because I didn't know
someone else was here last night
315
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,189
and we weren't exactly
being discreet out here.
316
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,316
And even if we were,
it might've been kinda nice
317
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,985
to know someone else
was at the house.
318
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,112
Wait, sorry.
That totally came out wrong.
319
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:03,281
I-- I'm just excited and--
320
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,618
Sorry,
I didn't think to say anything
321
00:22:07,618 --> 00:22:10,288
because I called and told her
to take the weekend off.
322
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,540
And-- and she said she had
plans to go see her sister.
323
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,667
Now clearly that did not happen.
324
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,253
But Ellen has her own
apartment above the garage
325
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,088
with its own entrance
and everything.
326
00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,798
And I'm gonna go
tear her a new one
327
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,050
for coming in through
that front door.
328
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,386
No, I-- I'm sorry.
She forgot her keys.
329
00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:27,638
I was just caught off guard.
That's all.
330
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:30,266
You certainly don't need
to tear her a new one.
331
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,061
I was kidding about the new one
and the tearing of it.
332
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:35,063
Yeah, I know you were.
[chuckles softly]
333
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,648
But I think she made our bed.
334
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:39,525
So maybe you could tell her
she doesn't have to do that.
335
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,320
[clicks tongue]
No, I think I did.
336
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,074
I've seen you make a bed, Heath.
She definitely did.
337
00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:48,117
She's a housekeeper.
It's in her DNA.
338
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,995
I'm just gonna send her a text
to tell her that she, uh--
339
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,705
Oh, she beat me to it.
340
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,458
She, uh, profusely apologizes.
341
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,877
She said she was gonna go
to her sister's this weekend,
342
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,337
but with this storm coming,
343
00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,506
she's going to stay put
and hunker down.
344
00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:04,759
- Heath, I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
345
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,135
I should have said something.
346
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,139
- I'm just happy and excited.
- So am I.
347
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:19,023
And even more so
because I have an entire weekend
348
00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,691
of the best skiing in the world
349
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,401
with the best fiancée
in the world.
350
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,862
Should we invite Ellen?
351
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:27,281
Yeah, Ellen's more of a sledder.
352
00:23:27,281 --> 00:23:28,533
[Laura chuckles]
353
00:23:28,533 --> 00:23:29,826
["Okay" by Nick Rossi playing]
354
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,702
Come on,
let's go hit the slopes.
355
00:23:31,702 --> 00:23:33,287
♪ You caught me
on the edge of suffering ♪
356
00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,873
♪ And showed me how to breathe
♪
357
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,668
♪ Don't tell me
it was all for nothing ♪
358
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:41,462
♪ There's so much left to see ♪
359
00:23:42,046 --> 00:23:44,298
♪ The world outside is waiting
♪
360
00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,093
♪ And all I wanna see is green
♪
361
00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:50,263
♪ I feel your heartbeat
next to me ♪
362
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,181
♪ I just want you to know ♪
363
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,267
♪ Just know that you're okay ♪
364
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:59,814
♪ Just know that you're okay ♪
365
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:06,737
♪ Sometimes
you think the worst ♪
366
00:24:06,737 --> 00:24:09,657
♪ And you can't get
out of your head ♪
367
00:24:10,324 --> 00:24:12,869
♪ You're wishing
to be someone else ♪
368
00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,996
♪ In another king-sized bed ♪
369
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,248
♪ And I know ♪
370
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:20,626
♪ I know it's hard
to look the other way ♪
371
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,712
♪ When it's all
that's on your mind ♪
372
00:24:22,712 --> 00:24:25,506
♪ It's a compromise
where we draw the line ♪
373
00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:28,217
♪ When you don't know
where to go ♪
374
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,344
♪ And now
you're just forgetting ♪
375
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,513
♪ All of those things
that have brought you down ♪
376
00:24:32,930 --> 00:24:34,849
♪ Let's take
a ride in summertime ♪
377
00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,726
♪ And I'll be right there
by your side ♪
378
00:24:36,726 --> 00:24:39,645
♪ Just letting it
all go now you're okay ♪
379
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,483
♪ Just know that you're okay ♪
380
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,402
[music playing on radio]
381
00:24:46,402 --> 00:24:47,904
[Laura] Aw, that's sweet.
382
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,071
John and Sarah
sent us a cute note.
383
00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:50,364
Oh, they're the best.
384
00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,081
[suspenseful music playing]
385
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,543
I recognize that guy.
386
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,130
Don't worry about him.
Works for the development.
387
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,632
I keep telling him
the driveway is heated.
388
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,176
Hey, pal. Uh, we're good.
389
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,511
The driveway is heated,
but-- but thanks.
390
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,223
Storm's coming in.
391
00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:16,724
Uh, yeah, we heard.
392
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,267
The driveway is heated,
393
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:19,727
like I've said
about five times now.
394
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,773
- [knock on window]
- [Heath gasps]
395
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:25,566
- What the fuck!
- Storm's coming in! [cackles]
396
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:28,486
Yeah, we got the memo, fucktard!
And get off my property.
397
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,615
I'm telling you,
I recognize those guys.
398
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:34,617
Yeah, so do I.
They work for the development.
399
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,494
Nice guys usually.
Probably just--
400
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:38,204
I'm fucking crying today.
401
00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:39,622
No, they're--
402
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:41,457
[Heath] What?
403
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:44,794
Laura, wait!
404
00:25:54,387 --> 00:25:55,846
What?
405
00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:57,848
[suspenseful music playing]
406
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:01,435
[Heath] Laura.
407
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:06,732
What's your deal?
408
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:12,029
I swear I thought
those guys were from the photo.
409
00:26:13,864 --> 00:26:14,865
Sorry. I--
410
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,576
- I'm crazy.
- No, it's fine.
411
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,578
It's probably just the altitude.
412
00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,832
- It messes with me too.
- It must be.
413
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,460
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be. Are you kidding?
414
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,587
Come on.
415
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:31,090
You know what you need?
The hot tub.
416
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,302
- Yes.
- Let's go.
417
00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,437
- Surprise!
- Surprise!
418
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:51,068
[Heath] Thought I'd, uh, invite
a few friends to help celebrate.
419
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:52,194
Oh, my God.
420
00:26:52,987 --> 00:26:55,323
Yeah, girl,
I knew this day was coming.
421
00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:58,451
I've been manifesting
so hard for you and Heath.
422
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,202
Thank you so much.
423
00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:01,871
So happy you guys could make it.
424
00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:03,789
- Congrats, my dude.
- Thanks, B.
425
00:27:04,332 --> 00:27:06,208
Interesting, you wanna
walk me through the pieces?
426
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,210
Oh, yeah. Issey Miyake.
427
00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:09,795
Get on the level, bro.
428
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,882
If you say so.
Best man right here.
429
00:27:12,882 --> 00:27:15,676
- Brannon, so great to see you.
- Oh, likewise, my lady.
430
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,846
Miracle we've made it
with Crash Bandicoot driving.
431
00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,348
Yeah, once we made it
through the storm
432
00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:22,016
it was fine,
but it was on our tails.
433
00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:23,434
They think access
to the mountain's
434
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:24,810
gonna be shut down
by nine tonight.
435
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,187
You know what that means?
436
00:27:26,187 --> 00:27:27,646
- Unfortunately, I do.
- Hmm.
437
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:31,317
- Powder paradise.
- Powder paradise.
438
00:27:32,485 --> 00:27:35,404
They're such tools.
Let me see it.
439
00:27:35,404 --> 00:27:39,033
- [gasps] Are you so happy?
- So much.
440
00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,118
And I'm so happy
you guys are here.
441
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,162
Now I know why you wanted
to get so much food.
442
00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:46,374
Oh, sushi chef Laura is gonna
light it the fuck up tonight.
443
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,084
You're putting her
to work in the kitchen
444
00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,585
on her engagement weekend?
445
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:51,587
Um, no,
I'm putting all of you to work
446
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,422
because I'm teaching you all
how to make sushi.
447
00:27:54,507 --> 00:27:56,175
- Fun.
- Oh, dude.
448
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,676
You know Dell Evans?
449
00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,261
Not, uh, personally. No.
450
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:00,888
He's riding
my new board tomorrow
451
00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,681
at the freestyle competition
at Breckenridge.
452
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,475
Look at that. Oh, yeah.
453
00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,353
Guys, can we not bring
business vibes into this?
454
00:28:07,353 --> 00:28:08,396
I think we're here to celebrate.
455
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:10,815
- Sure thing, boss.
- [Anna chuckles]
456
00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,566
- I'll get glasses.
- I'll roll with.
457
00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,527
And then we will all
roll with to the hot tub.
458
00:28:15,236 --> 00:28:17,405
Oh, my God.
459
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:19,532
How amazing is this place?
460
00:28:20,199 --> 00:28:22,326
Still trying
to wrap my mind around it.
461
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,246
So much abundance...
462
00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:28,541
and a lot of room
for kids to run around.
463
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,210
- [bottle pops]
- [Brannon] Don't worry, G.
464
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,921
My toast is gonna murder
at the wedding.
465
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:37,258
But, uh, tonight let's just
get our motherfucking drink on.
466
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:40,052
Okay?
So to the best couple I know.
467
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:43,180
Soon to be the best
married couple I know.
468
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,723
New moon blessings.
469
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:55,401
What?
470
00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:59,029
- [Laura] Everything okay?
- Yeah. What's up?
471
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:04,160
- Tastes fine.
- I wish it was the Champers.
472
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,787
[Laura] Whatever it is,
Brannon, you can tell us.
473
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,748
What?
474
00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,417
Yeah, I mean, come on.
We're in a jacuzzi, dog.
475
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,335
We've got powder days
in the forecast
476
00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:14,879
and enough sushi
to feed an army.
477
00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:17,506
I mean,
what could possibly be wrong?
478
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,342
Ed knows about this weekend.
479
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:22,219
And Ed being Ed,
480
00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:25,681
he's, um, on his way
here right now.
481
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,641
What?
Why didn't you tell me this?
482
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:30,186
I just found out, I just got
a text when we were driving up.
483
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:31,729
Of course, like I can't think
484
00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:33,772
and drive
at the same time, right.
485
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,274
[Brannon]
That's not what I meant.
486
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,484
I just know
how you feel about Ed
487
00:29:36,484 --> 00:29:38,277
and the storm was really bad
488
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,154
and I didn't want you to
crash the car and kill us both.
489
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,323
[Laura] Wait, what?
490
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,076
- Who's Ed?
- I haven't told you about Ed?
491
00:29:47,161 --> 00:29:48,537
Uh, no.
492
00:29:49,246 --> 00:29:53,125
Uh, my mom
tells his mom everything
493
00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,127
and somehow he found out.
494
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:59,131
Well, if it's a friend of yours,
I'm sure we can--
495
00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,633
like you said,
we have plenty of food.
496
00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,551
[scoffs]
Food is not the solution.
497
00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:03,886
No, it is not.
498
00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:05,387
What's his deal?
499
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,889
Nobody really knows,
to be honest.
500
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,807
He comes from
a perfectly good family.
501
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,976
My money is, he got dropped
on the head as a baby
502
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,394
and then picked up
503
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,687
and then dropped
on his head again.
504
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,356
And then again.
505
00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:16,941
[Heath] His brother
did say something once
506
00:30:16,941 --> 00:30:19,026
about his temporal lobe,
whatever that is.
507
00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:20,694
- It's part of his brain.
- Right.
508
00:30:20,694 --> 00:30:23,948
Uh, Ed doesn't
really have a normal, uh--
509
00:30:23,948 --> 00:30:25,574
Operating system.
510
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:27,952
That's why he just
assumes he's invited.
511
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,412
Well, the dude has a--
512
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:34,375
His heart is strangely
in the right place, I will say.
513
00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:36,293
[clicks tongue]
What place is that?
514
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,630
I-- I don't know, he does, like,
515
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:41,382
disaster relief
and shit like that.
516
00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:42,591
I don't know.
The Sean Penn shit.
517
00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:44,093
[whispers] Sean Penn shit.
518
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:47,388
Will Ed be invited
to the wedding?
519
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:49,890
[sighs] Our families are close.
520
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,517
It's one of those bridges
521
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:52,851
we would have
to cross sooner or later.
522
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,395
Yeah.
523
00:30:54,395 --> 00:30:56,230
Is he bringing
a girlfriend or wife?
524
00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,691
- Doubtful.
- Boyfriend?
525
00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:01,652
I actually think
he banged a ladyboy in Thailand.
526
00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:04,613
Oh. Woo. Dude. Ed gets girls.
527
00:31:04,613 --> 00:31:06,740
Fucks them on bathroom sinks
528
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:08,742
like he did with
the caterer at our wedding
529
00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:10,369
while my grandmother
was still using the toilet,
530
00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:12,121
like, terrified.
531
00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:13,747
Dude killed it on
the dance floor that night.
532
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,416
Oh, yes he did. I remember that.
533
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:16,792
Are you guys serious right now?
534
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,461
Hey,
you're the manifestation coach.
535
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:21,463
Why don't you just will it away?
536
00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,173
Wait, you're what?
537
00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:24,633
A new project I'm working on
538
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:25,926
that Brannon
doesn't take seriously.
539
00:31:25,926 --> 00:31:28,220
Babe, I gave you
the seed funding
540
00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,556
to get your app started,
I was making a joke.
541
00:31:30,556 --> 00:31:32,391
Thank you
for letting the whole world know
542
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,018
that I can't do
anything without your help.
543
00:31:34,018 --> 00:31:35,060
Guys!
544
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,813
Guys, it's my weekend.
545
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,607
I mean, it's our weekend.
546
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:42,776
But we're here to ski,
eat, drink, and have fun.
547
00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:45,404
If Ed is what you say he is...
548
00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,197
we'll drink more.
549
00:31:48,324 --> 00:31:49,992
We're gonna need heroin.
550
00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:51,785
Yeah, like a lot of it.
551
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,962
[pensive music playing]
552
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,722
[Laura] So once you put
your rice and fish in,
553
00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:14,141
you just sort of
wet the seaweed like this.
554
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:17,061
Then you roll it,
push it down...
555
00:32:18,187 --> 00:32:19,730
roll it again...
556
00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:22,316
and voilà.
557
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:24,693
Voilà.
558
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,487
[Heath] Guys.
559
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,739
This storm is getting bad.
560
00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:30,282
They just, uh,
closed the highway.
561
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,909
Maybe Ed will have to turn back.
562
00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:33,744
[Ed whistling]
563
00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:35,704
Who's gonna have to turn back?
564
00:32:37,081 --> 00:32:38,123
Heathcliff?
565
00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:40,000
Edward.
566
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,627
Where the fuck is everybody?
567
00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:44,046
I thought this was
supposed to be a party.
568
00:32:44,672 --> 00:32:45,756
Just us, Ed.
569
00:32:46,674 --> 00:32:47,716
[Ed] B-man.
570
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:49,968
I wasn't expecting to see you.
571
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,388
Likewise.
572
00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:54,390
[Ed] Yeah, that storm
is no fucking joke, though.
573
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:57,184
[sighs]
Thank God airport security
574
00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,019
didn't find
my little baby blow bullet.
575
00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:02,398
This shit was my North Star
throughout that storm.
576
00:33:03,065 --> 00:33:04,692
Pun intendo.
577
00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:06,068
Ed, just...
578
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,238
spectacular outfit as always.
579
00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:11,365
- Hey, look good?
- Feel good.
580
00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:12,825
- Yes, sir.
- Mm-hmm.
581
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:14,993
- All right, my brother.
- [Ed laughs]
582
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,081
Cut these threads
at the Salt Lake City airport.
583
00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:21,750
Pick some chump's pocket while
we were deboarding the plane.
584
00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:24,878
I'm sorry,
but who the fuck stands up
585
00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:26,338
as soon as the plane lands?
586
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,632
Um, do I fucking know you?
587
00:33:29,425 --> 00:33:31,343
Oh, I fucking know you.
588
00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:34,722
[both] You motherfucker!
589
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:36,598
[laughs] Come here.
Gimme hug. Gimme hug.
590
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:37,891
No, don't give me hug.
Don't give me--
591
00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:39,309
- [Ed laughs]
- Fuck you.
592
00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:41,103
Where's this
honey of yours, huh?
593
00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:43,731
Oh, my days.
594
00:33:43,731 --> 00:33:46,650
[Ed snorts, barks]
595
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,360
Well done, doggy. Well done.
596
00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:54,158
Laura,
it's a pleasure to meet you.
597
00:33:54,742 --> 00:33:57,161
I'm Anna, Brannon's wife.
598
00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:58,662
We've met.
599
00:33:58,662 --> 00:34:01,457
Yeah, right.
Right. My bad. My bad.
600
00:34:01,457 --> 00:34:02,916
4th of July. [chuckles]
601
00:34:03,667 --> 00:34:05,377
Our wedding. Yeah.
602
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,254
Right.
603
00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:09,381
Right.
604
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:10,841
[gasps] How's your grandma?
605
00:34:11,425 --> 00:34:13,594
She has some
great memories with you.
606
00:34:13,594 --> 00:34:15,220
She's still taking a shit?
607
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:17,222
You still
fucking girls on sinks?
608
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,224
It's still
more sanitary than floors.
609
00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:22,227
- It's really good to see you.
- Likewise.
610
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:24,021
[Laura] Ed. I'm Laura.
611
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,191
- I've heard so much about you.
- Oh.
612
00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:29,818
Oh, now you...
613
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:33,238
you are a keeper.
614
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:36,074
Oh, yes, beautiful
615
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,202
and intelligent.
616
00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,121
So lovely to meet you.
617
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:43,749
Ooh, what are y'all making?
618
00:34:48,045 --> 00:34:49,505
That is revolting.
619
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:52,966
So I guess we can't interest you
in "Make your own sushi" night.
620
00:34:53,675 --> 00:34:56,178
Not unless Nobu Matsuhisa
is the instructor, love.
621
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:59,890
Hey. [speaking Japanese]
622
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,476
Yeah, I'm gonna need
some room for prep.
623
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:06,104
I brought meats for days.
[giggles]
624
00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,607
You brought meats for days,
like, on a plane?
625
00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,237
Well, you can put human remains
626
00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:14,822
in a checked bag these days.
627
00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:17,407
They're only looking for bombs.
[exclaims]
628
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:19,493
And cocaine,
right through security.
629
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:23,372
Cocaine. Hello, cocaine.
[sniffs]
630
00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:25,749
Oh, speaking of...
631
00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:28,877
the bachelor party's
all handled.
632
00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:31,129
Yeah. [laughs]
633
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,174
Me and Mitch
locked down a guest house
634
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,886
at one of Pablo Escobar's
635
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:40,639
old ranches
just outside of Medellín.
636
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,432
Yeah, I guess you just
tip these handlers
637
00:35:42,432 --> 00:35:44,977
a few Colombian pesos,
they can get you anything
638
00:35:44,977 --> 00:35:46,812
from a live panther
to a traffic team--
639
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,731
Sorry to break up this
riveting guys weekend chit-chat.
640
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,234
But doesn't the best man
usually handle that?
641
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:55,153
I didn't make the plans
because I'm some basic groomsman
642
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,530
with nothing better
to do with his life.
643
00:35:58,448 --> 00:35:59,908
[Ed chuckles]
644
00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,369
[Anna] Oh, my God!
645
00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:03,912
Seriously, you need
to go on Lexapro again.
646
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,455
[Anna] He has a fucking gun!
647
00:36:05,455 --> 00:36:06,957
Dude, what the fuck?
648
00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:08,917
What? I'm in Utah.
649
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,712
I can open carry
as long as it's not loaded.
650
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:14,089
You're in Snow Valley, Ed, you
didn't need to come strapped.
651
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,884
Hey, this is not
the time in American history
652
00:36:16,884 --> 00:36:19,052
to be Second Amendment
shaming anyone, Heath.
653
00:36:19,052 --> 00:36:20,470
Okay, copy that.
654
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:21,930
But, uh,
why did you feel the need
655
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:24,308
to bring, like, a gat to,
656
00:36:24,308 --> 00:36:26,518
you know, a nice safe house?
657
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,854
Why don't you tell us
what you love most
658
00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:30,731
about the United States
Constitution?
659
00:36:30,731 --> 00:36:32,983
And then I'll go. Ready?
660
00:36:32,983 --> 00:36:35,652
No, not ready.
This-- this is a ski weekend.
661
00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,821
We're not discussing
our favorite amendments.
662
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,991
Ed, I love you, but the gun
is going in the safe.
663
00:36:40,991 --> 00:36:42,326
I wanna leave.
664
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,120
You're not gonna get
anywhere on those roads
665
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,455
without a snowcat, honey.
666
00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:47,915
Well, then we'll ski to a hotel.
667
00:36:49,333 --> 00:36:52,252
- Come on.
- No, no relax. We're not going.
668
00:36:52,252 --> 00:36:54,212
Oh, my lord. Bless this house.
669
00:36:54,838 --> 00:36:57,591
If I'd have known I'd be here
with all these snowflakes
670
00:36:57,591 --> 00:36:59,801
I would've
concealed carry my. 38.
671
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:03,013
- Fine. Fine.
- Hey, hey. Come on.
672
00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:04,056
Fine!
673
00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:06,391
I put it in the fucking safe.
674
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:09,186
[sniffles, scoffs]
Fucking pussies.
675
00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:10,520
[Ed chuckles]
676
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,813
Lead the way.
677
00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:17,527
[hisses] Wow.
678
00:37:17,527 --> 00:37:18,904
[Ed sniffs, sighs]
679
00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:25,035
Why do you have a safe?
680
00:37:26,036 --> 00:37:28,205
Cash in hand
in case anyone gets kidnapped.
681
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,082
Who knows in these times?
682
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:31,959
These times.
683
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,461
Where you're worried
about getting kidnapped,
684
00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:36,922
and I get shamed
for packing a little heat.
685
00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,049
Ed, it's going in the safe.
686
00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:40,926
Hand it over.
687
00:37:49,309 --> 00:37:50,560
And the clips.
688
00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:54,147
Really cooking my grits, Heath.
689
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:56,650
And the holster.
690
00:37:57,818 --> 00:37:59,319
I want no memory of this.
691
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:03,907
Well, good luck forgetting me.
692
00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:07,369
I'm unforgettable.
693
00:38:07,369 --> 00:38:08,412
Yeah.
694
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:11,498
I'm unforgettable, bitch.
695
00:38:21,591 --> 00:38:24,594
[wind whispering]
696
00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:26,805
[safe clicks]
697
00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:30,183
So, it's called a sip and see.
698
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,727
You know, you sip champagne
699
00:38:31,727 --> 00:38:33,645
and everyone meets
my sister's baby.
700
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,230
Aw!
701
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:37,024
I think my favorite thing
about crypto
702
00:38:37,024 --> 00:38:38,817
is I literally just made 58K
in the last 20 seconds.
703
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:39,901
- [Ed exclaims]
- [screaming]
704
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:42,904
[dramatic music playing]
705
00:38:57,127 --> 00:38:58,545
Bon appétit.
706
00:38:58,545 --> 00:38:59,880
I gotta hand it to you, Ed.
707
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,508
This looks and smells amazing.
708
00:39:04,051 --> 00:39:06,803
Just a heads up,
javelina's a gamey swine.
709
00:39:07,429 --> 00:39:08,430
[Heath] You hunted this?
710
00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:10,932
Shot it rummaging
through the trash
711
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,517
in my dumpster.
712
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,894
Oh, but be careful.
713
00:39:14,478 --> 00:39:15,979
I wasn't able to find the slug.
714
00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,066
Baby bites.
715
00:39:19,066 --> 00:39:20,400
Dumpster pig. Hmm.
716
00:39:21,526 --> 00:39:22,819
First time for everything.
717
00:39:22,819 --> 00:39:23,820
Tell me about yourself.
718
00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,906
You don't look like
one of Heath's
719
00:39:25,906 --> 00:39:27,741
normal
trust fund digger bitches.
720
00:39:30,494 --> 00:39:32,120
I appreciate your honesty,
721
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,081
but the jury's still out
on cutting a living.
722
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:36,291
- I'm a graduate student.
- [Ed] Oh.
723
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,710
- Getting my doctorate.
- Oh! See?
724
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:41,004
Didn't I tell you
I could tell she was smart?
725
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,216
Oh, yeah, how's your--
726
00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,134
You're working on some
crazy research paper, right?
727
00:39:46,134 --> 00:39:47,928
[Ed] I'm sorry, Anna.
728
00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,054
We were talking.
729
00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:52,307
And where I'm from,
when people are talking,
730
00:39:52,307 --> 00:39:53,850
you don't interrupt them.
731
00:39:53,850 --> 00:39:56,061
Oh, yeah? Where's that Ed? Hell?
732
00:39:56,812 --> 00:39:59,731
Let's dial back
the hostility, please.
733
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,942
- Are you kidding me?
- I'm so sorry about her.
734
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,403
As you were.
735
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:10,325
So, I study
abnormal child psychology.
736
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:11,368
Wow.
737
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:14,246
That must come in handy
living with Heath. [laughs]
738
00:40:14,246 --> 00:40:16,414
Fuck you. [laughs]
739
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:20,377
Oh, um, uh,
her paper just got published.
740
00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:22,671
Ooh, that is tight.
741
00:40:22,671 --> 00:40:24,089
Can I get it on Audible?
742
00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:26,716
No, and you wouldn't want to.
743
00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,510
It's a scholarly paper.
744
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:31,012
Mostly circulates
with professors and students.
745
00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,223
Try me. I love books.
746
00:40:33,974 --> 00:40:36,351
Romance, thriller, cottage core.
747
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:38,937
You name it, I have read it.
748
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,190
You know, it has got
some elements of a mystery.
749
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,233
[Anna] What is it?
750
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,613
I study extrasensory perception
in case studies of children
751
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,241
with extreme
developmental disabilities.
752
00:40:52,492 --> 00:40:53,493
Damn.
753
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:55,120
Sounds trippy.
754
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,831
Believe me, I know.
It's a lot to chew on.
755
00:40:58,748 --> 00:41:01,585
Extrasensory like psychic?
756
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:03,503
To put it plainly, yes.
757
00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:08,466
Especially in extreme cases
of autism and schizophrenia,
758
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,927
the subjects I study are able
to read symbols on cards
759
00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,137
without even seeing them.
760
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:15,307
Telepathic communication
isn't uncommon.
761
00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,769
And their ability
to create images
762
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:22,147
of people they've never even met
763
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:23,899
that we've linked
to actual people...
764
00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,276
it's pretty wild.
765
00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,486
It's like The Shining?
766
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,280
- [sniffs]
- [Laura] Kind of. Yeah.
767
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,157
It's still pretty fringe,
768
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:34,409
and I'm not going on Joe Rogan
anytime soon, but--
769
00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:36,411
Wait, this is
what your paper's about?
770
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:37,454
[Brannon] I fucking love Rogan.
771
00:41:38,622 --> 00:41:41,208
I've told you this
like a hundred times.
772
00:41:41,208 --> 00:41:42,459
Are you kidding?
773
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:44,085
Can they see dead people?
774
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,631
[whispers] All the time.
775
00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:50,592
- [wind whispering]
- [lights buzzing]
776
00:41:53,678 --> 00:41:55,305
You should have your patients
come to this place.
777
00:41:56,473 --> 00:41:58,683
- Has he told you about it?
- Here we go.
778
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:00,477
Dude, we do not need
to go there.
779
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:02,812
- Go where?
- [Heath] Nothing.
780
00:42:02,812 --> 00:42:05,732
Just the old mining history
I was telling you about.
781
00:42:05,732 --> 00:42:08,944
Oh, then he definitely
hasn't told you. [laughs]
782
00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:12,280
Well, this weekend
is just full of surprises.
783
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,782
Ed, come on.
784
00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:15,617
We're here to celebrate
our engagement.
785
00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:17,619
If he hasn't told you,
786
00:42:17,619 --> 00:42:19,829
then you definitely
don't wanna Google
787
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:21,915
"Snow Valley..."
788
00:42:21,915 --> 00:42:24,668
[sniffles] "...insane asylum."
789
00:42:24,668 --> 00:42:26,336
Please don't.
790
00:42:26,336 --> 00:42:28,046
- I don't have my phone on me.
- Oh, my God.
791
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,881
You know, you-- you--
you could've listened
792
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:31,508
to the part
where he's politely asked you
793
00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:33,051
to not Google this.
794
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,053
- This is so fucked up.
- [Laura] What?
795
00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:37,847
An old mine shaft
that they used as, like,
796
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:40,183
a makeshift sanitarium
for the mentally ill.
797
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,812
There was an explosion,
and they all burned to death.
798
00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,272
Yeah. Great dinner talk.
799
00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:48,316
Anything's better
than listening to Ed.
800
00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:49,693
[Heath] Look,
it was a long time ago.
801
00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:51,653
People did
a lot of fucked up shit.
802
00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:53,905
Fortunately, the state of Utah
803
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,115
Department of Mental Health
and Science
804
00:42:55,115 --> 00:42:56,449
has come a long way since then.
805
00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:57,993
Yeah, but that story is true.
806
00:43:00,203 --> 00:43:02,038
And that nuthouse
807
00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:03,957
was a part
of the East McGovern shaft
808
00:43:03,957 --> 00:43:06,960
that ran right beneath our feet.
809
00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:11,506
Our buddy Clay...
810
00:43:12,716 --> 00:43:13,758
heard some...
811
00:43:14,884 --> 00:43:17,804
screams and shit
down in the basement...
812
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:20,307
when we were in high school.
813
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,686
Cries that could only be...
814
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:28,565
tortured souls of the...
815
00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:32,652
mentally ill patients
that were incinerated...
816
00:43:36,323 --> 00:43:37,365
while trapped.
817
00:43:38,241 --> 00:43:39,659
[slurps loudly]
818
00:43:40,952 --> 00:43:41,995
Burned to death...
819
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:47,751
right beneath this house.
820
00:43:47,751 --> 00:43:49,669
All right, dude, we-- we get it.
821
00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:52,088
- [lights buzzing]
- [Ed] Do you though?
822
00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:54,174
[sniffles]
823
00:43:54,174 --> 00:43:57,635
[somber music playing]
824
00:43:57,635 --> 00:43:59,179
Most horrific part...
825
00:43:59,179 --> 00:44:01,056
[sniffles]
826
00:44:01,056 --> 00:44:02,515
...they all
could have been saved.
827
00:44:05,602 --> 00:44:08,355
All the other miners
were rescued
828
00:44:08,355 --> 00:44:10,315
and from much deeper tunnels.
829
00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:14,527
- They purposely let them burn.
- Hmm.
830
00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,990
That kinda energy
never rests peacefully.
831
00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:23,411
How could anyone just dump
their kids in a mineshaft?
832
00:44:24,037 --> 00:44:25,663
[Laura] It happens more
than you think.
833
00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:28,958
I mean, not in mineshafts,
834
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,794
but we've supervised cases
835
00:44:30,794 --> 00:44:32,962
of mentally ill kids
being abandoned all the time.
836
00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:36,800
If it feeds your intrigue,
837
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,177
I thought I heard
something strange last night.
838
00:44:39,636 --> 00:44:41,554
[Heath] The altitude.
We talked about this.
839
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:44,891
Uh, the anniversary
of the explosion is...
840
00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:47,102
tonight.
841
00:44:47,102 --> 00:44:48,561
Tonight. January 14th.
842
00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:52,190
- Did you know this?
- Of course, I didn't.
843
00:44:52,190 --> 00:44:53,900
And even if I did,
why... [laughs]
844
00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:55,735
...why would it matter?
845
00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:58,154
Don't you remember how batshit
everyone started acting
846
00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:00,281
the last time we partied here
on the anniversary?
847
00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:02,033
Everyone was on shrooms.
848
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,077
Even still,
I thought it was grim
849
00:45:04,077 --> 00:45:06,913
you picked the anniversary
of the incineration
850
00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:10,291
to have your engagement weekend,
but it was a surprise, so...
851
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:13,503
A surprise
that you weren't invited to.
852
00:45:13,503 --> 00:45:15,672
Not invited?
853
00:45:15,672 --> 00:45:17,715
- Not invited.
- [Brannon] Anna.
854
00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:21,594
No one else wants
to stand up to you.
855
00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:23,471
You weren't invited.
856
00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:24,556
Is this true?
857
00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:29,561
Yeah, it's true.
858
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,354
Heath.
859
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:33,690
- Ed...
- [Ed] Was I not invited?
860
00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:34,732
...you're always welcome.
861
00:45:35,567 --> 00:45:37,026
You know that.
862
00:45:37,026 --> 00:45:38,820
But, I mean, yeah,
863
00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,572
this was supposed to be
a couples' weekend.
864
00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:42,782
I...
865
00:45:43,992 --> 00:45:46,202
I would've brought a date
had I known, but...
866
00:45:48,788 --> 00:45:51,166
[sniffles] Oh, I'm so sorry.
867
00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,336
I'm... [sniffles]
868
00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:57,964
...I'm just gonna--
I'm just gonna go.
869
00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,966
Dude, you're not driving
in this weather.
870
00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,968
I don't care
how much cocaine you brought.
871
00:46:01,968 --> 00:46:04,387
No, I'm just gonna turn in.
872
00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:06,806
- [sobs, sniffles]
- [Anna] Great.
873
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:09,058
Leave us to clean up
your pig slaughter.
874
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,894
Don't worry about that.
Ellen will do it tomorrow.
875
00:46:12,312 --> 00:46:13,730
Seriously?
876
00:46:13,730 --> 00:46:15,565
[sobbing] I'm just gonna
go to bed.
877
00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:18,860
Ed, wait, come on.
878
00:46:19,486 --> 00:46:22,489
We're gonna finish
this amazing dinner
879
00:46:22,489 --> 00:46:24,824
and then go have a tournament
on the golf simulator.
880
00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:26,826
[sobbing] You all go play.
881
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,120
I won't be able to focus
on my game.
882
00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:33,124
I know when
I'm not wanted. [sobbing]
883
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:34,959
Clearly, you don't.
884
00:46:35,877 --> 00:46:36,920
You've gotta stop.
885
00:46:37,504 --> 00:46:39,297
Ow, Brannon!
You're hurting my arm.
886
00:46:39,297 --> 00:46:40,798
I'm sorry, but this is bad.
887
00:46:41,466 --> 00:46:43,384
What do you mean?
888
00:46:43,384 --> 00:46:44,928
When he gets emotional like this
about not feeling wanted,
889
00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:47,013
it-- it's third-grade
birthday shit,
890
00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:48,640
but it's his kryptonite.
891
00:46:48,890 --> 00:46:51,226
Hence why he would always
just assume he's invited.
892
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:52,936
I should have said
something earlier
893
00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:55,188
but bad things can happen.
894
00:46:56,856 --> 00:46:58,274
And why'd you have to be
so harsh?
895
00:46:58,942 --> 00:47:01,402
We're-- we're talking about
an uninvited guest
896
00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:02,987
who brought a gun
to a ski weekend.
897
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:04,739
Yeah, I-- I know. I know that.
898
00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:07,534
But he's here,
and you just made it worse.
899
00:47:07,534 --> 00:47:09,577
Okay. How bad are we talking?
900
00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:10,620
- Bad. Yeah.
- [Brannon] Bad.
901
00:47:11,371 --> 00:47:12,497
You have to apologize, Anna.
902
00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:14,916
[Heath] To keep the vibe good.
903
00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:16,709
- When was it good?
- Level.
904
00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,878
Look, it'll mean a lot
if you do.
905
00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,296
We've seen this before.
906
00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:22,465
An apology goes a long way
with Ed.
907
00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:23,716
Fine.
908
00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:25,760
In the interest of "the vibe,"
909
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,263
I will go apologize
to your psychotic friend.
910
00:47:28,263 --> 00:47:30,014
["Sad Boi Songs"
by Christopher Pappas]
911
00:47:30,014 --> 00:47:31,391
♪ Sad boy songs
[indistinct lyrics] ♪
912
00:47:31,391 --> 00:47:33,142
Golf simulator. Now.
913
00:47:34,227 --> 00:47:35,603
♪ For too long ♪
914
00:47:39,107 --> 00:47:40,316
[whoops]
915
00:47:41,276 --> 00:47:42,777
Put me down for birdie.
916
00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:44,862
Put you down for bogey.
917
00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:47,699
Put me down for hole-in-one.
918
00:47:47,699 --> 00:47:49,409
I'm telling you, dude,
she could be on the tour.
919
00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:51,744
Tour-shmour.
920
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,913
Here's $8,000 in golf lessons
for free.
921
00:47:53,913 --> 00:47:56,541
♪ [indistinct lyrics] ♪
922
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,959
♪ 'Cause you could get it ♪
923
00:47:57,959 --> 00:47:59,919
- [phone ringing]
- Fuck!
924
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,462
That better be a call
from the Pope.
925
00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:03,214
- [phone ringing]
- Even better.
926
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:04,716
Dell Evans.
927
00:48:04,716 --> 00:48:07,468
Deli boy,
qué pasa mi primo amigo?
928
00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,679
[Dell] No bueno amigo.
929
00:48:10,305 --> 00:48:12,473
Uh, what do you mean
"no bueno," mi amigo?
930
00:48:14,475 --> 00:48:17,395
- What happened?
- Like I said, no bueno.
931
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,022
All right,
stop speaking Spanish.
932
00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:21,357
- What the fuck happened?
- Heath!
933
00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:23,985
[indistinct].
934
00:48:23,985 --> 00:48:25,820
So you can't ride
my board tomorrow.
935
00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,573
I can't ride any board
936
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,241
for like six months
[indistinct] years.
937
00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:32,994
I just called
'cause you're my bro,
938
00:48:32,994 --> 00:48:34,996
and I think
there's something wrong
939
00:48:34,996 --> 00:48:36,664
- with the bindings.
- No, no, no, no.
940
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:38,583
Nothing's wrong
with the bindings.
941
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,877
The factory checked them
and gave them the thumbs up.
942
00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:42,587
Something's clearly wrong
with your ability
943
00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,339
to ride a snowboard.
944
00:48:44,339 --> 00:48:46,341
You have any idea
how hard you just fucked me?
945
00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:49,469
Whoa, dude. Chill.
946
00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:50,678
Oh, no. Fuck you!
947
00:48:52,555 --> 00:48:54,223
Fuck!
948
00:48:54,223 --> 00:48:56,142
♪ Let's pretend
I never said it ♪
949
00:48:56,768 --> 00:49:00,647
♪ It never rains in LA ♪
950
00:49:00,647 --> 00:49:03,399
♪ So The Sad Boi song
hits different ♪
951
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:05,485
What is wrong with you?
952
00:49:05,485 --> 00:49:07,111
♪ You can't say ♪
953
00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:08,363
This is so bad.
954
00:49:08,363 --> 00:49:10,490
♪ ...too long, come on ♪
955
00:49:10,490 --> 00:49:11,574
Yeah, for Dell.
956
00:49:12,241 --> 00:49:14,661
- He can't walk.
- What about me, Laura?
957
00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,580
This is the first thing
I've ever done
958
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,249
that anybody's ever taken me
seriously for.
959
00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:22,710
You have any idea
how much I've put into this?
960
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,379
Well, of course, I do.
961
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,881
And I'm sure he does as well.
962
00:49:27,965 --> 00:49:30,301
So, maybe if you just
took a sec,
963
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,762
you could call him back
and apologize.
964
00:49:34,055 --> 00:49:35,682
♪ Whoa, oh, oh ♪
965
00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:39,727
♪ You told me
that you loved my voice ♪
966
00:49:40,937 --> 00:49:43,481
[Heath] No, you're right.
He does know.
967
00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,982
I'm gonna go get my iPad
968
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,901
and make it
crystal fucking clear
969
00:49:46,901 --> 00:49:48,611
that he needs to ride
my board tomorrow.
970
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:49,612
Did you not...
971
00:49:50,279 --> 00:49:52,490
♪ It never rains in LA ♪
972
00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:53,574
- Heath?
- [Heath] What?
973
00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:56,577
The mining ax
that was on the wall.
974
00:49:58,746 --> 00:50:00,331
Yeah. That's weird.
975
00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:04,794
Collecting axes
is definitely fucking weird.
976
00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:05,920
[Laura] It's missing.
977
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,547
And please don't tell me
978
00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:09,048
it's the altitude
playing tricks on me.
979
00:50:09,048 --> 00:50:10,091
No, you're right.
980
00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:12,635
Don't worry,
this is just Ed messing with us.
981
00:50:13,302 --> 00:50:15,680
- [Brannon] Ed 101.
- Oh, great.
982
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,057
The guy who brought the gun
now has an ax.
983
00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:19,225
Where are they anyway?
984
00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:20,810
Anna?
985
00:50:21,644 --> 00:50:24,439
- Which room did Ed take?
- Did he take one?
986
00:50:24,439 --> 00:50:26,232
- I didn't see.
- Me neither.
987
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:27,734
I haven't seen him
since he brought in the pig.
988
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,779
Okay. You guys go find them.
989
00:50:31,779 --> 00:50:32,947
I'm gonna go get the iPad.
990
00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:36,659
Oh, shit!
991
00:50:36,659 --> 00:50:38,411
Wow. Great leadership.
992
00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:39,954
That's not funny.
993
00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:41,414
- [tense music playing]
- Ah, fuck! Ah!
994
00:50:41,414 --> 00:50:43,374
You okay? What happened?
995
00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:49,005
I don't know, it's like
someone just ran past
996
00:50:49,005 --> 00:50:50,715
and whacked me
with a lacrosse stick.
997
00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,091
It's probably
just a draft from the window.
998
00:50:52,091 --> 00:50:53,718
It was not a draft.
999
00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,094
But it probably was.
1000
00:50:55,970 --> 00:50:57,764
Come on.
1001
00:50:57,764 --> 00:50:58,973
There's some flashlights
and shit in the storage closet.
1002
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:00,641
Let's go.
1003
00:51:01,184 --> 00:51:02,226
[Brannon] Fuck!
1004
00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:09,567
Ed, if you're playing games
this isn't funny.
1005
00:51:11,611 --> 00:51:13,488
Something tells me
that if Ed was playing a game,
1006
00:51:13,488 --> 00:51:15,406
it wouldn't be one
we would think is funny.
1007
00:51:16,157 --> 00:51:17,909
- Quick study.
- [child giggling]
1008
00:51:18,785 --> 00:51:20,328
- [eerie music playing]
- Did you hear that?
1009
00:51:21,537 --> 00:51:22,580
Um, no?
1010
00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:24,957
It was like
a little boy laughing.
1011
00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:26,751
Like I heard the other night.
1012
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:29,587
- [imitates ghost moaning]
- [Brannon laughs]
1013
00:51:30,671 --> 00:51:32,423
It's just the wind, babe.
1014
00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:35,051
You really need to learn
to differentiate the two.
1015
00:51:35,051 --> 00:51:39,055
♪
1016
00:51:41,224 --> 00:51:42,850
[child giggles]
1017
00:51:42,850 --> 00:51:44,602
Let's just get upstairs
so I can get my iPad
1018
00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:46,187
and FaceTime with Dell.
1019
00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:48,397
[Laura] Shouldn't we find
Ed and Anna?
1020
00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:49,941
In theory, yes.
1021
00:51:49,941 --> 00:51:51,776
I just need to get
this binding issue
1022
00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:53,194
out of this stoner fuck's head
before he tells someone
1023
00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:54,529
with a brain
that could sue me.
1024
00:51:54,529 --> 00:51:55,613
Heath, Jesus!
1025
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,323
No, I-- I'm sorry,
but this could be bad
1026
00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,491
for the both of us, okay?
1027
00:51:58,491 --> 00:52:00,076
Guys, it's gonna be fine.
1028
00:52:00,076 --> 00:52:01,786
If I get sued off
my first snowboard,
1029
00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:02,912
it's not gonna be fine.
1030
00:52:02,912 --> 00:52:03,955
[gunshot]
1031
00:52:05,957 --> 00:52:07,041
Was that a gun?
1032
00:52:07,583 --> 00:52:08,626
Sure sounded like it.
1033
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:10,920
I thought you locked it
in the safe.
1034
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,839
I did,
but not every gun in existence.
1035
00:52:13,589 --> 00:52:14,632
Should we call the police?
1036
00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:18,344
- [Brannon] I've got no bars.
- Don't sweat it.
1037
00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:19,554
This is just Ed being Ed.
1038
00:52:20,429 --> 00:52:22,515
I'm starting to think
Ed belongs in jail.
1039
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:25,434
[Anna moaning]
1040
00:52:25,434 --> 00:52:27,311
That was Anna. Anna?
1041
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:32,316
♪
1042
00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:45,454
What are you gonna do
with that, Tiger?
1043
00:52:45,955 --> 00:52:47,748
Your golf bro
teach you how to spar too?
1044
00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,459
I have a black belt in aikido.
1045
00:52:50,459 --> 00:52:53,462
[Anna moaning]
1046
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:56,299
- Anna?
- [Anna and Ed moaning]
1047
00:52:56,299 --> 00:52:57,592
[Ed] Yes. Yes.
1048
00:53:06,017 --> 00:53:07,727
Yeah. Yeah.
1049
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,270
- Now clench the anus.
- [soft music playing]
1050
00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:11,856
Squeeze. Ooh!
1051
00:53:11,856 --> 00:53:14,358
Feel that energy just blast up
the base of the spine...
1052
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,777
- What the fuck!
- ...to your third eye.
1053
00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:19,447
Oh. A little privacy, please.
1054
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:24,160
- Oh.
- What the fuck!
1055
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,746
- What's your problem, Ace?
- What's my problem?
1056
00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:28,539
This isn't what it looks like.
1057
00:53:28,539 --> 00:53:30,333
Well, sure as fuck
doesn't look like an apology.
1058
00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:32,668
I'm doing you a solid, chief.
1059
00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:34,837
Anna's chakras
are all clogged up
1060
00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:37,048
from the negative aspects
of your relationship.
1061
00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:40,760
He's right, Brannon.
Our relationship has issues.
1062
00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:43,471
I know, baby. But this?
1063
00:53:43,471 --> 00:53:46,599
This is a powerful release,
B-man.
1064
00:53:48,768 --> 00:53:51,395
And until you learn
how to support this beautiful,
1065
00:53:51,395 --> 00:53:53,439
beautiful woman
in her manifestation
1066
00:53:53,439 --> 00:53:55,107
coaching business,
1067
00:53:55,107 --> 00:53:57,443
without it triggering your need
for belittlement
1068
00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:59,403
or control,
1069
00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:02,365
your relationship will remain
in stagnation, my friend.
1070
00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:04,909
But baby you-- you hate Ed.
1071
00:54:06,327 --> 00:54:07,370
I mean, upstairs...
1072
00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:10,456
- How?
- I don't know.
1073
00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:12,625
We just-- we connected.
1074
00:54:12,625 --> 00:54:14,460
I don't know how to explain it.
1075
00:54:14,460 --> 00:54:16,212
You know I walked in,
and there was sage burning,
1076
00:54:16,212 --> 00:54:18,714
and we started talking
about energy and--
1077
00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:20,758
I took you on five dates
before we slept together,
1078
00:54:20,758 --> 00:54:22,843
20 before we did any butt stuff.
1079
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:24,971
A little sage
and some energy talk
1080
00:54:24,971 --> 00:54:26,973
and Ed's walking
through the back door?
1081
00:54:26,973 --> 00:54:28,849
No. No, no, no.
1082
00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:31,310
Brannon,
you have this all wrong.
1083
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:34,730
Dude, there was
no meat-on-bun contact, bro.
1084
00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:37,942
I walked in on you
laid down doggy on my wife
1085
00:54:37,942 --> 00:54:39,443
telling her to clench her anus.
1086
00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:41,028
Dude, it's a breathing technique
1087
00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:43,698
to move the kundalini
up the spine.
1088
00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:45,241
Fucking what?
1089
00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:47,034
What the fuck
are you talking about?
1090
00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:49,286
If you took any interest
in my yoga practice, you'd know.
1091
00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,038
- But you don't.
- Case in point.
1092
00:54:52,748 --> 00:54:54,417
When you clench the muscles
around the genital,
1093
00:54:54,417 --> 00:54:56,002
sphincter, and sit bone.
1094
00:54:56,002 --> 00:54:57,420
Leave my wife's shit bone
outta this!
1095
00:54:57,420 --> 00:55:00,047
- Sit bone.
- The perineum, bro.
1096
00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:01,966
Okay?
1097
00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:04,093
It's where the serpent's coiled
at the base of the spine.
1098
00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:05,803
If you wanna continue
pleasing a woman like this,
1099
00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:08,222
you really need to study
on this stuff, champ.
1100
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:09,557
I'll show you
where the serpent's coiled
1101
00:55:09,557 --> 00:55:11,058
you sick fuck!
1102
00:55:11,058 --> 00:55:12,309
And I'm done paying
for your yoga.
1103
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,103
[Brannon grunts]
1104
00:55:15,688 --> 00:55:16,856
Is he okay?
1105
00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:18,733
Is he breathing?
1106
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,196
- Yeah.
- Good.
1107
00:55:24,947 --> 00:55:26,449
He'll be fine.
1108
00:55:26,449 --> 00:55:27,908
He'll wake up
in about 20 minutes
1109
00:55:27,908 --> 00:55:29,118
in a state of calm,
1110
00:55:29,118 --> 00:55:30,244
much more open to receiving.
1111
00:55:32,455 --> 00:55:34,832
Hey, you have nothing
to be ashamed of, love.
1112
00:55:35,624 --> 00:55:38,252
- He'll understand.
- Ed, where is your gun?
1113
00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:40,713
What are you talking about?
1114
00:55:40,713 --> 00:55:42,381
You were not just firing
your gun?
1115
00:55:43,299 --> 00:55:44,383
During a healing?
1116
00:55:44,925 --> 00:55:47,053
I would never pervert
such a sacred act
1117
00:55:47,053 --> 00:55:49,263
with an instrument
of violence, Heath.
1118
00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:50,514
Did you bring another gun?
1119
00:55:51,182 --> 00:55:54,268
I'm on a ski trip.
Why would I need two guns?
1120
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:55,770
- [gunshot]
- Yep.
1121
00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:58,564
That was a Glock 19.
Same as mine.
1122
00:55:58,564 --> 00:55:59,774
It's a pretty popular pistol,
1123
00:55:59,774 --> 00:56:01,400
but my bet
1124
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,069
is that someone
broke into your safe, Heath.
1125
00:56:03,069 --> 00:56:04,111
Could it be Ellen?
1126
00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:06,405
Ellen's not much
of a gunslinger.
1127
00:56:06,405 --> 00:56:08,199
Who is Ellen?
1128
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:09,909
Oh, don't worry about Ellen.
She's just the help.
1129
00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:15,790
To overcome the beast
we must become the beast!
1130
00:56:15,790 --> 00:56:17,166
- [gunshot]
- [gasps]
1131
00:56:18,334 --> 00:56:19,877
[Heath] All right,
let's just get out of here.
1132
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,505
- What about Brannon?
- What about him?
1133
00:56:23,464 --> 00:56:25,007
We can't just leave him here
1134
00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:26,592
with his head
dangling off the bed.
1135
00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:28,761
I got a bad back,
so unless Heath here
1136
00:56:28,761 --> 00:56:30,429
wants to hoist him
over his shoulder,
1137
00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:32,056
and carry him
out Vietnam casualty style,
1138
00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:34,225
we're just gonna
have to dump him, and run.
1139
00:56:34,225 --> 00:56:35,768
- [gunshot pops]
- Okay, yeah.
1140
00:56:35,768 --> 00:56:37,311
We might be surrounded.
1141
00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,313
We gotta check
the safe for my piece.
1142
00:56:39,313 --> 00:56:41,857
You guys go ahead, I'm just
gonna stay here with Brannon.
1143
00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:44,151
I would've loved
to have finished our session.
1144
00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:46,028
[sighs]
1145
00:56:47,029 --> 00:56:49,824
I know we have
our issues, but...
1146
00:56:49,824 --> 00:56:52,368
as soon as I saw
his reaction,
1147
00:56:52,368 --> 00:56:54,411
I knew that he really loved me.
1148
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:57,665
So this is our journey now.
1149
00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:02,294
Well, if you ever
find yourself in Miami,
1150
00:57:02,294 --> 00:57:03,838
- don't be a stranger.
- Wrap it up, let's go.
1151
00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,133
Let's move out.
1152
00:57:10,052 --> 00:57:11,512
Who else has the combo?
1153
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:13,806
[Heath] Only my dad.
1154
00:57:14,473 --> 00:57:16,016
You saw that I locked it.
1155
00:57:16,684 --> 00:57:20,312
- I saw that you closed it.
- No, I definitely locked it.
1156
00:57:22,857 --> 00:57:25,860
Well, maybe
the individual who lit
1157
00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:29,113
this glorious roaring fire
could clue us in.
1158
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:30,948
Guys, let's just get out.
Get to a neighbor.
1159
00:57:30,948 --> 00:57:33,117
So maybe someone has a phone,
we can call the police.
1160
00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:36,871
Fuck! Fucking Dad!
1161
00:57:36,871 --> 00:57:38,080
- [gunshot pops]
- [Laura screams]
1162
00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,915
Ah! Ow!
1163
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:43,043
Oh, shit.
1164
00:57:43,043 --> 00:57:44,295
[child giggles]
1165
00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,630
Fuck.
1166
00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:48,883
Yeah, I definitely just heard
that little fucker too.
1167
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,595
I'm telling you, I think
there's a little boy here.
1168
00:57:53,470 --> 00:57:55,806
And don't tell me it's the wind.
1169
00:57:55,806 --> 00:57:57,099
You're both crazy.
1170
00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:58,475
- [gunshot pops]
- [Ed gasps]
1171
00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:00,644
Are we though?
1172
00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:03,272
Okay, that was further away.
1173
00:58:04,315 --> 00:58:06,442
Come on. Let's go.
1174
00:58:06,442 --> 00:58:09,445
[suspenseful music playing]
1175
00:58:16,452 --> 00:58:17,578
[whispering] Come on.
1176
00:58:19,622 --> 00:58:21,373
- [gun cocks]
- [gunshots popping]
1177
00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:22,416
[Ed] I like this kid.
1178
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,377
Damn. Come on, come on.
1179
00:58:25,377 --> 00:58:26,503
[Heath] Get down. Get down.
1180
00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:28,172
Did you lock the door?
1181
00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:30,633
[Ed] Of course
I locked the door,
1182
00:58:30,633 --> 00:58:32,843
I'm being pursued by
a psychopath with a gun.
1183
00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:35,137
[lights click]
1184
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:39,266
Oh, dope. Movie night.
1185
00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:49,026
It's the guys from the photo,
from the driveway.
1186
00:58:49,026 --> 00:58:51,528
Can't say I've seen that one.
Good flick?
1187
00:58:51,528 --> 00:58:53,697
[eerie sigh]
1188
00:58:54,448 --> 00:58:56,200
[Heath] Ellen,
what the fuck is going on?
1189
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,911
Your brother has escaped.
1190
00:58:58,911 --> 00:59:00,537
[Laura] What?
1191
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:03,249
This doesn't concern you.
1192
00:59:03,249 --> 00:59:05,125
[Laura] You just said
that someone escaped.
1193
00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:07,378
And you have a brother?
1194
00:59:07,378 --> 00:59:09,296
It's Ellen's runt she had
with my dad.
1195
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:11,757
- It's not like a real brother.
- Oh, word,
1196
00:59:11,757 --> 00:59:14,718
I didn't know Big Mike
had a Schwarzenegger baby.
1197
00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:17,721
How could you let this happen?
1198
00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:19,223
He must have gotten out
1199
00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:21,058
when I went
to check the fuse box.
1200
00:59:21,058 --> 00:59:23,936
And where is it exactly
that you've been keeping him?
1201
00:59:23,936 --> 00:59:26,605
Laura, it's for his own good.
Don't overthink this.
1202
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:29,108
No, Heath,
I think underthinking
1203
00:59:29,108 --> 00:59:32,569
- has officially ended.
- He's a total train wreck, babe.
1204
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,738
He hasn't spoken a word
since he was born.
1205
00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:36,323
- He has violent tendencies and--
- [gunshot pops]
1206
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:39,827
And might have a gun.
And I'm sorry, "train wreck"?
1207
00:59:39,827 --> 00:59:42,496
Look, I know you have
a soft spot for these types,
1208
00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,623
but I'm telling you,
this is different.
1209
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:47,751
I work with kids like this.
How could you not tell me?
1210
00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:50,254
For this exact reason.
Because I knew you'd overreact.
1211
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,006
And if any of this ever got out,
1212
00:59:52,006 --> 00:59:53,507
my dad's reputation
would be ruined.
1213
00:59:53,507 --> 00:59:55,009
Fuck your dad,
we need to help him
1214
00:59:55,009 --> 00:59:57,177
before he hurts himself
or one of us.
1215
00:59:57,177 --> 00:59:58,971
- Or both.
- Yes.
1216
00:59:58,971 --> 01:00:01,932
Finally, Ed, you've said
something I can get behind.
1217
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:03,976
Oh, you can get behind my dad
1218
01:00:03,976 --> 01:00:07,354
locking me in a shed for a week
and feeding me dog food?
1219
01:00:07,354 --> 01:00:09,690
You see,
best not to meddle in affairs
1220
01:00:09,690 --> 01:00:11,608
that are none
of your fucking business!
1221
01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:15,738
I hear you loud and clear,
1222
01:00:15,738 --> 01:00:19,199
but right now,
a mentally disabled child
1223
01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:21,618
is loose in a house with a gun.
1224
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:24,163
It's my fucking business.
1225
01:00:31,462 --> 01:00:34,757
Ellen, I study
abnormal child psychology.
1226
01:00:34,757 --> 01:00:36,216
What is his condition?
1227
01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:39,261
His condition
1228
01:00:39,261 --> 01:00:41,972
is in perfectly good hands
with his mother!
1229
01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:43,891
[Ed] Mother knows best.
1230
01:00:43,891 --> 01:00:45,392
[child giggles]
1231
01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,854
Brian?
1232
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:51,565
Don't be afraid.
1233
01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:55,652
I'm sorry.
1234
01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,613
These people have upset you.
1235
01:00:58,530 --> 01:01:00,908
But your mother is here...
1236
01:01:01,909 --> 01:01:04,995
to make everything better.
1237
01:01:06,205 --> 01:01:07,456
[gunshot pops]
1238
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:10,667
- How could you?
- Ah!
1239
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,878
Leave a loaded gun
out in the open.
1240
01:01:12,878 --> 01:01:14,880
Ah, I put it
in the safe, and locked it.
1241
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:17,049
Nobody else has
the combination, Ellen.
1242
01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:21,345
[eerie instrumental playing]
1243
01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,141
Well, then.
1244
01:01:26,141 --> 01:01:27,851
Well, then what?
1245
01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:29,853
I believe those beneath...
1246
01:01:33,732 --> 01:01:36,735
may be having
a bit of fun with us.
1247
01:01:36,735 --> 01:01:39,738
[inhales] Y'all really gotta
plan your ski weekends
1248
01:01:39,738 --> 01:01:41,824
around this one
from now on, buddy.
1249
01:01:41,824 --> 01:01:43,242
Shut up, Ed.
1250
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:46,495
I think I heard him
the other night.
1251
01:01:46,495 --> 01:01:48,872
[Brian whispering]
Are you here to save me?
1252
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:51,417
Ellen, I know
this will sound crazy,
1253
01:01:51,417 --> 01:01:53,252
but I study this phenomenon,
1254
01:01:53,252 --> 01:01:55,421
and I think your son
was trying to contact me.
1255
01:01:55,963 --> 01:01:57,798
- I can help you.
- [Heath] Oh, my God.
1256
01:01:57,798 --> 01:02:00,175
This is not the time
to start spinning your wheels
1257
01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:02,094
on your psychic retard theories.
1258
01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,972
We just gotta find this kid,
and get him back to his room.
1259
01:02:04,972 --> 01:02:07,224
[gasps] Yeah.
1260
01:02:09,268 --> 01:02:11,019
It's all making sense now.
1261
01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:16,483
You've come here
to take my boy, haven't you?
1262
01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:19,236
What? Of course, not.
I just wanna help.
1263
01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:21,989
- [Ellen grunts]
- [Laura] Ellen stop!
1264
01:02:21,989 --> 01:02:23,574
Laura, run!
1265
01:02:23,574 --> 01:02:25,492
Laura, chill.
1266
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:27,786
We've gotta set her straight
before she gets away.
1267
01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,455
Ellen, you hurt my face.
1268
01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:32,082
Okay.
1269
01:02:33,125 --> 01:02:36,962
[alarm blaring]
1270
01:02:36,962 --> 01:02:40,007
[Ellen] Oh, Laura.
1271
01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:44,887
[Ellen laughing,
groaning maniacally]
1272
01:02:44,887 --> 01:02:48,599
[Laura breathing heavily]
1273
01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:54,563
[Ellen] Heath,
where the fuck is she?
1274
01:02:54,563 --> 01:02:58,025
[alarm blaring]
1275
01:02:58,025 --> 01:03:01,028
[tense music playing]
1276
01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:08,702
[Heath] Ellen and I
just wanna talk to you.
1277
01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:12,164
[tense music intensifying]
1278
01:03:12,164 --> 01:03:13,290
- [door slams shut]
- [music ends]
1279
01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:17,294
[breathing heavily]
1280
01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:28,931
Damn it!
1281
01:03:30,849 --> 01:03:33,519
[grinding]
1282
01:03:33,519 --> 01:03:37,523
[Laura breathing heavily]
1283
01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,071
- [man shouting]
- [Laura screaming]
1284
01:03:51,036 --> 01:03:53,830
[Brian whispering]
Are you here to save me?
1285
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:57,668
[eerie instrumental playing]
1286
01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,963
Are you here to save me?
1287
01:04:00,963 --> 01:04:03,966
[somber instrumental playing]
1288
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:14,560
Yes.
1289
01:04:16,144 --> 01:04:18,438
Yes. Brian?
1290
01:04:20,274 --> 01:04:21,316
If that's you...
1291
01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:24,152
I can hear you.
1292
01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:27,489
I can help you.
1293
01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:31,910
I can save you.
1294
01:04:33,996 --> 01:04:35,122
If you'll let me.
1295
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:37,374
[lock clicks]
1296
01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:44,923
[door creaks open]
1297
01:04:44,923 --> 01:04:49,011
[alarm blaring]
1298
01:04:49,011 --> 01:04:53,015
♪
1299
01:04:58,270 --> 01:05:00,105
You can trust me, Brian.
1300
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:02,608
I think you know that.
1301
01:05:04,276 --> 01:05:06,111
I heard you
the other night as well.
1302
01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:08,947
When you asked
if I was here to save you.
1303
01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:12,618
And I wasn't sure
what was happening.
1304
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:15,162
But now I do.
1305
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:21,084
And I believe
you have great powers.
1306
01:05:22,252 --> 01:05:25,589
Just please use them
to let me help you.
1307
01:05:26,506 --> 01:05:28,383
You don't have to hurt anyone.
1308
01:05:28,383 --> 01:05:30,677
[quick footsteps tapping]
1309
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:34,222
Brian, I can hear you
if you speak to me.
1310
01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:37,851
Where are you?
And I'll come to you.
1311
01:05:39,645 --> 01:05:43,023
I'll help get you to a place
where people understand you.
1312
01:05:43,774 --> 01:05:45,859
And can help care for you.
1313
01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:49,488
[Brian] Would you like
to come play with me in my room?
1314
01:05:49,488 --> 01:05:52,282
Yes, yes, Brian.
1315
01:05:53,575 --> 01:05:55,243
I'll meet you in your room.
1316
01:05:57,913 --> 01:06:02,000
[door grinding]
1317
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,003
[ominous instrumental playing]
1318
01:06:13,762 --> 01:06:15,097
I am coming in, Brian.
1319
01:06:16,348 --> 01:06:18,350
Please put the gun down.
1320
01:06:19,351 --> 01:06:21,186
And we'll leave here together.
1321
01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:33,949
[door grinding]
1322
01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:44,418
♪
1323
01:06:44,418 --> 01:06:45,460
[electricity buzzing]
1324
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:03,979
♪
1325
01:07:21,705 --> 01:07:25,083
[eerie instrumental playing]
1326
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:26,251
[Brian] Mama, no!
1327
01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:30,589
[Ellen] Brian.
1328
01:07:31,923 --> 01:07:33,633
You think she's gonna help you.
1329
01:07:36,636 --> 01:07:39,306
But she's only gonna
take you away from me.
1330
01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,391
[whispering] I'm the only one...
1331
01:07:43,643 --> 01:07:46,062
who truly understands...
1332
01:07:47,439 --> 01:07:49,441
what's best for you.
1333
01:07:49,441 --> 01:07:50,525
[gun cocks]
1334
01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,529
- [gun clicks]
- [Ellen gasps]
1335
01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:57,741
[gun cocks]
1336
01:07:58,742 --> 01:08:00,160
Chin up, little man.
1337
01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:01,995
I got two on this bitch as well.
1338
01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:08,627
♪
1339
01:08:12,255 --> 01:08:14,049
Hands up fuckstick.
1340
01:08:14,049 --> 01:08:16,092
Get down on your fucking knees.
1341
01:08:18,637 --> 01:08:20,138
You too, ax lady.
1342
01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:23,225
I thought you said
you only brought one gun.
1343
01:08:23,225 --> 01:08:24,267
I lied.
1344
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,561
You always keep two in the coat.
1345
01:08:29,189 --> 01:08:33,360
[sighs]
You people are going away
1346
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,196
for a very, very long time.
1347
01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:39,908
And you can give this
back to grandma.
1348
01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:45,747
[emotional violin
instrumental playing]
1349
01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:51,878
- [wind whooshing]
- [Laura gasps]
1350
01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:55,882
♪
1351
01:09:23,493 --> 01:09:25,745
Are you seriously
this emotionally invested
1352
01:09:25,745 --> 01:09:27,163
in this stupid puzzle?
1353
01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:32,502
Do you ever remember things
about our childhood?
1354
01:09:33,628 --> 01:09:35,839
I remember being children.
1355
01:09:36,464 --> 01:09:40,093
No, like, weird things
that you can't explain.
1356
01:09:40,093 --> 01:09:42,220
I don't remember
being able to explain
1357
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:45,807
a lot of things as a kid
because I was a kid.
1358
01:09:45,807 --> 01:09:47,434
[laughs]
1359
01:09:47,434 --> 01:09:48,685
[Laura] Forget it, I just--
1360
01:09:49,978 --> 01:09:51,771
I'm involved
in this study at school,
1361
01:09:51,771 --> 01:09:54,107
and ever since I started,
1362
01:09:54,107 --> 01:09:57,444
I've been having like, déjà vu,
1363
01:09:57,444 --> 01:09:59,696
and I can't tell
1364
01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:02,240
if I'm uncovering
repressed memories,
1365
01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,284
or I'm just convincing myself
1366
01:10:04,284 --> 01:10:07,120
that I'm experiencing
what I'm studying.
1367
01:10:08,830 --> 01:10:10,373
I don't mean
to freak you out, but...
1368
01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:16,046
do you ever remember
hearing Mom and Dad
1369
01:10:16,046 --> 01:10:17,923
talking to us after they died?
1370
01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:23,053
Or you and I communicating
without using words?
1371
01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:27,599
Okay, you need to catch
some dick harder than any woman
1372
01:10:27,599 --> 01:10:31,061
in the history
of Friday night. [laughs]
1373
01:10:31,061 --> 01:10:33,480
There's this guy, Heath,
that I'm dying for you to meet.
1374
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:36,274
He's single,
and ready to mingle.
1375
01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:38,818
I know you wanted
to just get away,
1376
01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,862
and have a chill weekend,
1377
01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:43,657
but my girl is having
a Boogie Nights birthday bash
1378
01:10:43,657 --> 01:10:45,784
down at the roller skating rink
tonight, and you and I
1379
01:10:45,784 --> 01:10:48,703
are fucking going,
and that's final.
1380
01:10:48,703 --> 01:10:51,706
[suspenseful music playing]
1381
01:10:52,707 --> 01:10:56,586
[pencil scratching]
1382
01:11:16,189 --> 01:11:17,232
How's he doing?
1383
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:30,787
♪
1384
01:12:05,822 --> 01:12:09,826
♪
1385
01:12:45,612 --> 01:12:46,905
["Long Way Down"
by Dia Frampton playing]
1386
01:12:46,905 --> 01:12:48,656
♪ Run from the woes ♪
1387
01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:51,242
♪ To escape ♪
1388
01:12:54,079 --> 01:12:57,999
♪ Dangerous games that we play
♪
1389
01:13:01,795 --> 01:13:04,255
♪ I got it over my head ♪
1390
01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:09,302
♪ And until the devil
knows I'm dead ♪
1391
01:13:09,302 --> 01:13:11,846
♪ Selling your soul ♪
1392
01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:13,848
♪ Never pays ♪
1393
01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:17,769
♪ Way too late ♪
1394
01:13:17,769 --> 01:13:22,190
♪ To turn this train around ♪
1395
01:13:22,190 --> 01:13:25,360
♪ And it's a long way down ♪
1396
01:13:29,948 --> 01:13:32,992
♪ And it's way down ♪
1397
01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:40,458
♪ And no we can't stop now ♪
1398
01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:47,924
♪ 'Cause it's long way down ♪
1399
01:13:55,557 --> 01:13:59,561
♪ I'm like a ghost
in this skin ♪
1400
01:14:03,231 --> 01:14:07,235
♪ What twisted dreams
I live in ♪
1401
01:14:10,822 --> 01:14:13,366
♪ I look for rivers deep ♪
1402
01:14:13,366 --> 01:14:17,370
♪ To clean my soul
of what it bleeds ♪
1403
01:14:18,538 --> 01:14:22,584
♪ I can't wake from this sin ♪
1404
01:14:25,295 --> 01:14:26,880
♪ Way too late ♪
1405
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:31,176
♪ To turn this train around ♪
1406
01:14:31,176 --> 01:14:34,429
♪ And it's a long way down ♪
1407
01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:42,020
♪ And it's way down ♪
1408
01:14:46,608 --> 01:14:49,444
♪ And no, we can't stop now ♪
1409
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:57,410
♪ 'Cause it's long way down ♪
1410
01:15:02,916 --> 01:15:04,918
[music stops]