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<i>♪ Don'’t care what you may say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got that attitude ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got that attitude ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Yeah, we got that PMA ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hey, we got that PMA ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got that attitude ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don'’t care
What you may say ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got that attitude ♪</i>

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Charles!

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Charles, come, come!

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Shit.

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Charles, come!

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You stupid dog.

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Come! Now!

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Oh, fuck.

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Charles.
Come here, boy.

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Come here, boy.
Come, come.

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Come.
Come here, come here.

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I'’m sorry.

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Can you please help me?

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I need to get in touch
with my daughter.

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Can I borrow your phone?

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Please.

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Please.

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If you were a cat,
you'’d be dead.

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Morris, please,
for God'’s sake.

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Mom, just...

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Okay? Please?

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What'’s it gonna
fucking take, huh?

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You'’re never gonna see
your little girl again.

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Do you understand that?

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The fuck
is wrong with you?

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Okay.

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Hey, Mike D!What up, buddy?

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You know what time it is?[Mike] Yeah, I do.

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Yeah? All right.
Come on, let'’s go.

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Hey, Cruise!

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Come on, buddy!
Get your ass moving!

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I can clearly see your balls,
for God'’s sake!

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Hey, Morris,
is that you?

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Coming at you, buddy.

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Hey, Sammy!

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Sammy, your ride'’s here!

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Hey, there he is.

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How'’s it going, bud?
You doing all right?

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- Mmm.
- That'’s what
I'’m talking about.

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Get a little snap to it, yeah?

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Hey, look,
today'’s our Monday
accountability meeting.

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Why don'’t you
sit in, yeah?

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I'’m sorry.

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I'’m sorry.

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Came here drunk?

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Can'’t have that here.
You understand me?

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- I can'’t have it here.
- Yeah.

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All right, look.

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Yeah, we'’re all here
to get better, right?

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Maybe you sobered up
a little bit with that puke.

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Take any drugs today?

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Not today.

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That'’s nice.

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Okay.

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Look, leave the bag for me
on the front porch.

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All right.

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I'’m gonna check you
for paraphernalia.

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Yeah.

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I'’ll give it to you
at the end of the afternoon.

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May the Force
be with you, man.

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Come on in, Sammy.
Come here.

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- Buddy.
- I'’m gonna miss you, buddy.

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- Great work.
- We'’ll talk.

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All right.

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There he is.

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Let'’s go, Pete!

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- What the fuck, Pete?
- All right,
all right, all right!

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Just fucking read, bro."If I am disturbed,

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it is because I find
some person, place,
thing or situation,

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some fact of my life
as unacceptable to me."

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All right, fellas.
I want you to meet Morris.

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Is Clint Eastwood
gonna tell me to
get off his lawn?

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All right, all right.

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Welcome, Morris.

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Thank you, Jake.
That'’s Jake. That'’s Dip.

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Don'’t take anything
he says seriously.

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That'’s Garvey over
there in the corner.

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We got Mike D,
we got Cedric,

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Stew, Diego,
Tom Cruise.

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Sammy outside
just graduated.

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Come, Morris.
Everything'’s gonna be okay.

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Make him feel comfortable.[Cedric] Welcome
to the loony bin.

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Hey, sit down.

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Move the chair.

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All right, fellas,
meeting time!

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Garvey, I want you to show him
to you guys'’ room

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- right after the meeting.
- What the fuck, Pete?

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Why'’s he gotta be in my room?

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'’Cause you don'’t
have a roommate.

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I like being by myself.

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Bullshit, bro.

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He doesn'’t mean
any of that, Morris.

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Packing them in, huh, Pete?

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Profiting off the ill.

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Making the cash, huh?

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Give me that book.

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"And I can find no serenity
until I accept the person,

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place, thing or situation

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has been exactly the way
it'’s supposed to be
at this moment."

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That is some good shit.

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What do you say, Stewie?

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Good shit.
Good shit.

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Yeah.
That'’s good shit.

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You'’re on the bottom.

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I'’m outta here before you

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and then
you'’ll get the top.

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Cycle through.

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You smell that?

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Probably something left over

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from the fuckhead who
was in here before you.

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Total weirdo.

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Hung himself.

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Between us,
I'’m okay with it.

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Dude used to keep piss

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in Ziploc bags
under his bed

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and collect
his own eyelashes.

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Annoying as shit.

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I was on the bottom bunk.

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You see how it works?

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<i>♪ Say you'’ll stay here
When you don'’t ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Go to sleep
But then you won'’t ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You speak in onomatopoeia... ♪</i>

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You good?

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Yeah.

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So if you go with
the house rules, and the flow,

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do your chores
and don'’t complain,

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it'’s pretty easy.

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You gotta attend five AA
or NA meetings a week.

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We make a big dinner
every night.

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Eventually,
you'’ll get a night.

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But you gotta make
your own breakfast
and lunch.

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When do we get
to leave the house?

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In the beginning,
just for meetings.

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Me, I can go whenever.

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But you?
You'’re here for a while.

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There'’s super good
sobriety here though.

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Dudes are pretty chill.

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That'’s right.
That'’s right.

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Dude freaks me out.

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Oh, Stew?
Ladies love Stew.

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Vodka.

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It always starts with booze.

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Then whatever.

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I did K almost daily
for two years.

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Blew a hole in my septum.

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Now boogers go from
one side to the other.

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He started this place

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'’cause he got let go
from another sober living

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for beating up
the program director.

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Those places can be
super shady.

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Feeding off suffering kids
who can'’t get right.

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Making a shit ton of dough.

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No real program.

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Actually counting on
repeat offenders

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and recycling
helpless addicts in and out
like Dip over there.

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Yo, I'’ma be in
and out of your moms, bruh.

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And once
you'’re off restrictions,

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you can almost go anywhere.

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As long as you'’re with
a phase two guy.

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I'’m phase two,
so you can go surfing with me.

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I do surf therapy.

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That'’s what Garvey
was giving Pete
so much shit about?

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Yeah, but that'’s
not Pete though.

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Pete started
this place from scratch

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with a different mindset
on recovery.

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Real solution.

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Changed how
I fucking see the world.

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So your company'’s why
you'’re here.

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Well, they took me off
the roster till I get better.

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Plus I'’ve been blackballed
everywhere else,

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so kind of need them
on my side.

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You all right?

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Yeah.

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Oh, fuck.

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How do I get to phase two?

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Thirty days
sober and clean.

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Do your chores.

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Don'’t go missing for hours.

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Don'’t miss any meetings.

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Don'’t pee hot.

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And you'’re good.

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Easy fucking does it.

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Handle your animal, bro!

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Dirty aliens!

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I'’m gonna fuck y'’all up!

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I'’ll piss on
both of y'’all, son!

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What the fuck'’s
wrong with that guy?

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See this tat
- right here, bro?
- Ohh!

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I actually have a career.

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Oh, yeah?
So you work tomorrow?

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<i>♪ I'’ve been less than lonely
Since you came in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'’ve been less than lonely
Since you came in ♪</i>

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<i>I saw the fucking video.</i>

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<i>You are a piece of shit
excuse for a man.</i>

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<i>You know what?
You'’re not even a man.</i>

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<i>And you'’re certainly
not a father.</i>

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<i>Lose my fucking number.</i>

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<i>We are done with you.</i>

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<i>Who wants it?</i>

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<i>Who wants it, motherfucker?</i>

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<i>Who wants to
fucking go, huh?</i>

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<i>Fuck!</i>

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<i>Come at me!</i>

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<i>Where is he?
Who the fuck are you, huh?</i>

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<i>You want some?
You want some, motherfucker?</i>

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Hey, buddy.

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No phones, man.

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Hand it over.

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Come on.

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You have two phones?

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You have
my work phone.

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Any other phones
I gotta worry about?

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You sure?
No bed phone?

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Are you okay?

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- Yeah.
- All right.

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Well, we got a softball game
in, like, 30.

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Put on some sweatpants
or some shit.

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Lob it, chief.[Garvey] Go, buddy.

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- All right!
- Go, Diego!

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Come on, Diego!

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Whoo!

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Man doing gymnastics.

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There it is.

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Come on now.

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Come on, Diego!
You got this, baby!

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Come on,
put a little boom in it now!

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Come on, Diego!

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Out!

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Out?
What the fuck?

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That was clearly a ball.

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One,
Diego never swings.

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All right?
He doesn'’t wanna get dirty.

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Two,
it'’s a strike.

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If the ball hits the plate,
it'’s a strike.

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I hate softball.

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Well, it was
a good pitch though.

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But you'’re right.

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Softball
ain'’t baseball.

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Definitely not.

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My old man had Dodgers
season tickets since the '’80s.

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You a fan?

253
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Red Sox.[Jake] Fuck '’em up, Garvey!

254
00:12:04.462 --> 00:12:05.986
Fuckers.

255
00:12:06.160 --> 00:12:08.031
All right, <i>mami,</i> serve
up that titty milk, huh?

256
00:12:09.685 --> 00:12:10.817
Come on, Garvey!

257
00:12:10.991 --> 00:12:12.470
There you go, baby!

258
00:12:12.644 --> 00:12:13.776
Yeah!

259
00:12:13.950 --> 00:12:15.256
Damn.

260
00:12:15.430 --> 00:12:16.736
Let'’s go, Garvey! Damn.

261
00:12:16.910 --> 00:12:18.128
Yeah, man, he played D1.

262
00:12:18.302 --> 00:12:19.913
He'’s the only
guaranteed run we have.

263
00:12:20.087 --> 00:12:22.524
Secret Agents 18,
Sweet Dreams 3!

264
00:12:23.351 --> 00:12:25.005
You guys are terrible.

265
00:12:25.179 --> 00:12:27.485
It'’s not bad.
Only 15 runs this time.

266
00:12:27.659 --> 00:12:29.096
Morris.

267
00:12:29.270 --> 00:12:31.794
You'’re up, Chuck.
I'’m good.

268
00:12:31.968 --> 00:12:34.318
Come on, bro.
It'’s a bad look
not to participate.

269
00:12:34.492 --> 00:12:35.929
Just take
the fucking bat, cool guy.

270
00:12:36.103 --> 00:12:37.626
It'’ll be good for you.

271
00:12:39.367 --> 00:12:40.455
Get out there. Come on.

272
00:12:43.545 --> 00:12:44.938
There he goes.

273
00:12:48.680 --> 00:12:50.204
Come on now,
you got this!

274
00:12:52.162 --> 00:12:53.685
Let'’s go,
Morris, let'’s go!

275
00:12:53.860 --> 00:12:56.253
Take your time.

276
00:12:56.427 --> 00:12:58.125
We have faith in you, man!

277
00:12:59.604 --> 00:13:01.128
Come on,
Morris, you got it.

278
00:13:02.999 --> 00:13:04.566
Let'’s go, Morris!

279
00:13:04.740 --> 00:13:07.438
We want a hitter,
not a drug quitter!

280
00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:10.702
Come on now.

281
00:13:13.923 --> 00:13:15.577
Go, go, go!

282
00:13:27.894 --> 00:13:29.809
Was not expecting that.

283
00:13:34.074 --> 00:13:35.510
My kid'’s barely sleeping.

284
00:13:35.684 --> 00:13:37.251
I mean, I volunteered
to handle nights

285
00:13:37.425 --> 00:13:38.905
so my wife could sleep,

286
00:13:39.079 --> 00:13:41.429
but I'’m up every five minutes
until midnight

287
00:13:41.603 --> 00:13:42.473
for the last few days.

288
00:13:42.647 --> 00:13:43.692
So last night,

289
00:13:45.128 --> 00:13:47.000
I yelled at him
like Mark Wahlberg in <i>Fear</i>

290
00:13:47.174 --> 00:13:49.916
when he'’s like, "So let me
in the fucking house!"

291
00:13:50.090 --> 00:13:51.961
And my kid got scared

292
00:13:52.135 --> 00:13:54.181
and I didn'’t even feel bad.

293
00:13:54.355 --> 00:13:55.922
Until I laid back down,

294
00:13:56.096 --> 00:13:58.315
and then I couldn'’t sleep
the rest of the night.

295
00:13:58.489 --> 00:14:00.013
You'’d think
after ten years sober,

296
00:14:00.187 --> 00:14:02.276
I wouldn'’t lose
my shit like this.

297
00:14:02.450 --> 00:14:04.234
With a toddler too.

298
00:14:05.975 --> 00:14:07.237
That'’s all I got, thanks.

299
00:14:07.411 --> 00:14:09.239
[person] Thanks, Gary.

300
00:14:09.413 --> 00:14:12.068
Uh, Jake,
let'’s hear from you.

301
00:14:12.242 --> 00:14:13.200
Thanks, Miguel.

302
00:14:13.374 --> 00:14:14.723
I'’m Jake. Alcoholic.

303
00:14:14.897 --> 00:14:16.464
Jake![group] Jake!

304
00:14:16.638 --> 00:14:18.553
I really relate to that story
you told right there, Gary.

305
00:14:18.727 --> 00:14:21.251
Seriously, man.
It reminds me of my roommate
over here, Tom Cruise.

306
00:14:21.425 --> 00:14:23.079
I feel the same way
about him, huh, Tom?

307
00:14:23.253 --> 00:14:25.255
But that'’s all I got.

308
00:14:25.429 --> 00:14:27.431
I want to pass it
to Morris if I can.

309
00:14:29.172 --> 00:14:30.826
It'’s okay, Morris.

310
00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:32.349
Okay, thanks, Jake.

311
00:14:34.525 --> 00:14:36.005
Morris. Alcoholic.

312
00:14:36.179 --> 00:14:38.007
Hey, Morris!

313
00:14:38.181 --> 00:14:41.184
I got a DUI once,
so I'’ve been to these before.

314
00:14:41.358 --> 00:14:42.925
Not this meeting, but AA.

315
00:14:44.666 --> 00:14:46.363
I don'’t know,
I fucked up pretty bad.

316
00:14:47.451 --> 00:14:48.975
I went to this work thing,

317
00:14:49.149 --> 00:14:51.629
and I got in a fight
with a coworker'’s husband.

318
00:14:51.803 --> 00:14:52.892
And the next thing you know,

319
00:14:53.066 --> 00:14:54.850
I wake up bloody
on a park bench.

320
00:14:55.024 --> 00:14:56.852
Dude,
you'’re in the right place.

321
00:14:57.026 --> 00:14:58.549
Yeah, the thing is,

322
00:14:58.723 --> 00:15:01.901
I left my eight-year-old
daughter home alone by herself.

323
00:15:05.252 --> 00:15:07.254
And I waited till
she fell asleep,

324
00:15:07.428 --> 00:15:10.039
and I was gonna be back
before she woke up,

325
00:15:10.213 --> 00:15:12.520
but I went out
and had a few drinks

326
00:15:12.694 --> 00:15:15.915
and next thing you know,
I wake up on the bench.

327
00:15:16.089 --> 00:15:17.699
I don'’t remember the fight.

328
00:15:17.873 --> 00:15:18.918
Nothing.

329
00:15:21.181 --> 00:15:22.878
No one seemed to care

330
00:15:23.052 --> 00:15:25.011
when I was left home alone
at that same age.

331
00:15:25.185 --> 00:15:28.188
But, you know,
different time, I get it.

332
00:15:31.713 --> 00:15:35.847
It would'’ve been fine,
but she woke up

333
00:15:36.718 --> 00:15:38.676
and went looking for me.

334
00:15:38.850 --> 00:15:41.027
And then locked herself
out of the house.

335
00:15:42.245 --> 00:15:43.638
Neighbor found her.

336
00:15:43.812 --> 00:15:45.945
Called the cops.
It was a fucking nightmare.

337
00:15:49.513 --> 00:15:51.776
And I can just see
her little face crying.

338
00:15:53.343 --> 00:15:54.475
So scared.

339
00:16:01.003 --> 00:16:03.658
How am I supposed to go to
a party and not drink?

340
00:16:04.702 --> 00:16:06.704
Go to a game or even on a date?

341
00:16:08.010 --> 00:16:11.144
You know, any idea of having
a good time is fucking gone.

342
00:16:12.319 --> 00:16:13.798
And no offense, guys,

343
00:16:13.973 --> 00:16:16.149
but I don'’t want to
end up like you

344
00:16:16.323 --> 00:16:18.194
and have no life
and the only thing
to look forward to

345
00:16:18.368 --> 00:16:19.587
is these fucking meetings.

346
00:16:22.459 --> 00:16:23.460
That'’s it.

347
00:16:24.287 --> 00:16:25.288
Yeah, Morris!

348
00:16:26.724 --> 00:16:28.030
Fuck yeah!

349
00:16:28.204 --> 00:16:31.468
Uh, let'’s hear from
that crusty guy Frank.

350
00:16:31.642 --> 00:16:32.556
Oh, fuck you.

351
00:16:32.730 --> 00:16:33.818
Hey, I'’m Frank.

352
00:16:33.993 --> 00:16:34.819
I'’m an alcoholic
and drug addict.

353
00:16:34.994 --> 00:16:36.821
Frank!

354
00:16:36.996 --> 00:16:38.867
Thanks for the meeting, buddy.

355
00:16:39.041 --> 00:16:40.782
Morris,
that takes courage, man.

356
00:16:40.956 --> 00:16:42.305
Good job.

357
00:16:42.479 --> 00:16:44.481
For real. You know,
when I first came in here,

358
00:16:44.655 --> 00:16:46.483
I could not stop
shooting dope.

359
00:16:46.657 --> 00:16:48.398
I did that shit for 25 years

360
00:16:48.572 --> 00:16:50.444
and I was running the biggest
record company in town

361
00:16:50.618 --> 00:16:51.836
at the fucking time too.

362
00:16:52.011 --> 00:16:54.056
Didn'’t matter.
And I had everything.

363
00:16:54.230 --> 00:16:55.623
I had the hot wife,
the cars, the kids.

364
00:16:55.797 --> 00:16:56.885
I had all the toys,

365
00:16:57.059 --> 00:16:58.278
but I was
fucking miserable, man.

366
00:16:58.452 --> 00:17:00.019
I was miserable.

367
00:17:00.193 --> 00:17:02.325
And when I finally had enough
and I decided to get sober,

368
00:17:02.499 --> 00:17:04.719
all those people I worked
with, they thanked me.

369
00:17:04.893 --> 00:17:06.286
They thanked me!

370
00:17:06.460 --> 00:17:08.070
Wow!

371
00:17:08.244 --> 00:17:10.290
My wife--
Well, she'’s my ex-wife now
at that point.

372
00:17:11.943 --> 00:17:13.771
I fucked that up,
but she fucking thanked me.

373
00:17:13.945 --> 00:17:16.296
It'’s like everybody
knew what a mess
my life was except me.

374
00:17:16.470 --> 00:17:17.906
It took a minute.

375
00:17:18.080 --> 00:17:19.516
I'’m here to tell you
it ain'’t fun out there.

376
00:17:19.690 --> 00:17:20.865
It gets worse.

377
00:17:21.040 --> 00:17:22.693
And the guys in this room
will tell you

378
00:17:22.867 --> 00:17:24.782
this sober shit,
it ain'’t boring.

379
00:17:24.956 --> 00:17:27.002
Fuck no!

380
00:17:27.176 --> 00:17:29.396
Look at this fucking guy
slinging dick up there.

381
00:17:31.615 --> 00:17:33.182
He'’s the best!

382
00:17:33.356 --> 00:17:34.531
You can be just like him!

383
00:17:36.011 --> 00:17:37.404
You'’re gonna
get your life back.

384
00:17:37.578 --> 00:17:39.188
You'’re gonna get
your life back and then some.

385
00:17:39.362 --> 00:17:42.496
It'’s like if you get
free here, get clean here,

386
00:17:42.670 --> 00:17:44.106
a whole new world
cracks open.

387
00:17:44.759 --> 00:17:46.239
It just does. It does.

388
00:17:46.413 --> 00:17:48.632
And I thought just like
you think right now.

389
00:17:48.806 --> 00:17:50.025
You know, and I
remember being new.

390
00:17:50.199 --> 00:17:52.114
I remember being
a newcomer sitting there.

391
00:17:52.288 --> 00:17:54.682
I did not want to hear
the shit coming out of
my mouth right now, Morris.

392
00:17:54.856 --> 00:17:57.032
No way. I was thinking,
"Man, fuck this guy.

393
00:17:57.206 --> 00:17:58.642
He doesn'’t know."

394
00:17:58.816 --> 00:18:00.122
You guys are
thinking that right now.

395
00:18:01.428 --> 00:18:03.517
Fuck this guy
specifically.

396
00:18:05.301 --> 00:18:07.129
So it'’s really up to you
if you want this or not.

397
00:18:07.303 --> 00:18:08.957
It'’s just up to you.
You know?

398
00:18:09.131 --> 00:18:10.828
You can always go back to
doing what you were doing.

399
00:18:11.002 --> 00:18:12.003
What do you have
to lose?

400
00:18:12.178 --> 00:18:13.309
That'’s all I got.

401
00:18:13.483 --> 00:18:15.050
Nice. Thank you, Frank!

402
00:18:16.704 --> 00:18:19.185
Frankie![group member] Solid.

403
00:18:21.100 --> 00:18:23.102
Fuck.

404
00:18:23.928 --> 00:18:24.973
Jesus.

405
00:18:46.168 --> 00:18:47.387
Motherfucker.

406
00:18:54.524 --> 00:18:55.873
It'’s funny?

407
00:18:56.047 --> 00:18:57.048
Think it'’s funny?

408
00:18:57.223 --> 00:18:58.441
Okay, motherfucker.

409
00:19:04.099 --> 00:19:05.709
Dude!
What the hell?

410
00:19:07.102 --> 00:19:09.757
Motherfucker!
You want another broken nose?

411
00:19:09.931 --> 00:19:11.759
Come on, Garvey, chill!

412
00:19:11.933 --> 00:19:13.282
He didn'’t do it!
He didn'’t do it!

413
00:19:13.456 --> 00:19:15.806
The socks are mine!

414
00:19:15.980 --> 00:19:17.591
Stop, Garvey![Diego] Let him go, Garvey!

415
00:19:17.765 --> 00:19:18.940
- Why?
- He didn'’t do nothing!

416
00:19:19.114 --> 00:19:20.420
- You fucker!
- Why?

417
00:19:20.594 --> 00:19:21.551
Whoa!

418
00:19:22.987 --> 00:19:25.164
Fucking pussy.
- What the fuck is going on?

419
00:19:26.077 --> 00:19:27.122
I was just...

420
00:19:28.210 --> 00:19:29.168
pushing buttons.

421
00:19:29.342 --> 00:19:30.647
Get it together, boys.

422
00:19:31.953 --> 00:19:32.954
You and I will talk later.

423
00:19:33.128 --> 00:19:34.564
You, let'’s chat.

424
00:19:34.738 --> 00:19:36.087
Come on, motherfucker!

425
00:19:38.264 --> 00:19:40.091
You almost got
the new guy killed.

426
00:19:40.266 --> 00:19:42.268
Enough of
the fucking pranks, Jake!

427
00:19:44.922 --> 00:19:46.794
<i>I cannot live
in that fucking room.</i>

428
00:19:46.968 --> 00:19:48.361
Garvey is a psycho.

429
00:19:48.535 --> 00:19:50.754
And he smells bad.

430
00:19:50.928 --> 00:19:51.929
All right, I get it.

431
00:19:52.103 --> 00:19:53.583
He has really poor hygiene,

432
00:19:53.757 --> 00:19:55.977
but maybe you could show him
something about self-care.

433
00:19:57.500 --> 00:19:59.198
You know, I feel like
I'’m trapped in here

434
00:19:59.372 --> 00:20:00.982
with a bunch
of underachievers.

435
00:20:01.156 --> 00:20:02.592
I am not them.

436
00:20:02.766 --> 00:20:04.551
I won awards,
for fuck'’s sake.[Pete] Dude.

437
00:20:04.725 --> 00:20:07.206
And I'’m not gonna
pretend like this is all--Dude. Dude!

438
00:20:08.946 --> 00:20:10.078
You were dropped.

439
00:20:10.818 --> 00:20:12.298
Temporarily.

440
00:20:12.472 --> 00:20:14.343
They'’ll bring me back
once I'’m outta here.

441
00:20:38.367 --> 00:20:40.108
You'’re gonna have to
push all this shit aside.

442
00:20:41.544 --> 00:20:42.763
I know how you feel.

443
00:20:43.894 --> 00:20:45.548
Must be hard to find
anything attractive

444
00:20:45.722 --> 00:20:47.637
about this place
with these guys,

445
00:20:47.811 --> 00:20:49.770
but you'’re all here
doing the same thing.

446
00:20:51.989 --> 00:20:54.470
You know that guy Frank
- from the meetings?
- Yeah.

447
00:20:54.644 --> 00:20:56.907
A fucking mogul.

448
00:20:57.081 --> 00:20:58.561
Wound up sleeping in his car.

449
00:20:59.519 --> 00:21:00.694
And the sad thing is

450
00:21:00.868 --> 00:21:02.783
most of these guys
are not gonna make it.

451
00:21:02.957 --> 00:21:05.873
Probability is
you'’re not gonna make it.

452
00:21:06.047 --> 00:21:07.744
Hardly anyone stays sober.

453
00:21:07.918 --> 00:21:10.399
How do you think those meetings
stay the same size?

454
00:21:14.011 --> 00:21:15.665
Do you really want this?

455
00:21:17.711 --> 00:21:19.147
Yeah.

456
00:21:19.321 --> 00:21:21.280
Of course, if I ever want
to see my daughter again.

457
00:21:21.454 --> 00:21:22.542
No, Morris.

458
00:21:22.716 --> 00:21:24.631
For you. Not for her.

459
00:21:24.805 --> 00:21:25.849
For you.

460
00:21:27.460 --> 00:21:29.026
I'’m gonna need you
to dig deep.

461
00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:32.073
Start looking at these guys
and see what they have to offer.

462
00:21:32.247 --> 00:21:33.509
What you did for a living

463
00:21:33.683 --> 00:21:35.990
is much harder
than being clean for 90 days.

464
00:21:36.164 --> 00:21:40.908
If they focus on negative shit,
you get negative shit.

465
00:21:42.301 --> 00:21:43.476
I don'’t know.

466
00:21:43.650 --> 00:21:45.521
Maybe cook these guys
dinner one night.

467
00:21:45.695 --> 00:21:46.696
They'’ll love it.

468
00:21:47.697 --> 00:21:50.004
Right? I mean,
contribute, be an asset.

469
00:21:50.178 --> 00:21:52.963
Use your big-shot shit
and teach them something.

470
00:21:55.357 --> 00:21:57.794
You do all of that,
it'’ll all fall into place.

471
00:21:57.968 --> 00:21:59.709
I promise.

472
00:22:02.103 --> 00:22:03.278
Yeah.

473
00:22:09.458 --> 00:22:10.764
Uh, hang on a second.

474
00:22:11.547 --> 00:22:12.548
Yeah, this is Pete.

475
00:22:16.465 --> 00:22:17.771
Yeah, that'’s what
I consolidated.

476
00:22:20.164 --> 00:22:21.862
Go fuck yourself.

477
00:22:24.125 --> 00:22:25.735
Everything okay?

478
00:22:26.910 --> 00:22:28.477
Yeah, telemarketers.

479
00:22:29.130 --> 00:22:30.914
- Mmm.
- No shame.

480
00:22:31.088 --> 00:22:32.133
What'’s that?

481
00:22:33.830 --> 00:22:35.528
What, the gold glove?

482
00:22:35.702 --> 00:22:37.617
That'’s our 2015
championship trophy.

483
00:22:37.791 --> 00:22:40.750
It'’s a pretty nice trophy
for softball.

484
00:22:40.924 --> 00:22:43.492
Well, we haven'’t taken it
seriously in quite some time.

485
00:22:45.189 --> 00:22:48.584
But did I see you having
a good time the other night?

486
00:22:50.760 --> 00:22:52.588
It'’s the only fun I'’ve had.

487
00:22:53.850 --> 00:22:55.156
That'’s something.

488
00:22:59.726 --> 00:23:00.770
Hey, Shannon.

489
00:23:01.771 --> 00:23:03.425
I know you'’re pissed.

490
00:23:03.599 --> 00:23:05.340
I fucked up
really bad this time.

491
00:23:05.514 --> 00:23:06.559
I know this.

492
00:23:07.777 --> 00:23:10.127
I was hoping
to talk to Sofie.

493
00:23:10.301 --> 00:23:12.347
I miss her,
and I feel awful.

494
00:23:13.609 --> 00:23:15.045
And I hope you aren'’t
making things worse

495
00:23:15.219 --> 00:23:16.699
than they already are.

496
00:23:18.309 --> 00:23:19.963
I'’m sorry.
I didn'’t mean that.

497
00:23:21.269 --> 00:23:23.706
Anyways,
if you wanna reach me,

498
00:23:23.880 --> 00:23:28.319
it'’s 310-122-0199.

499
00:23:28.494 --> 00:23:29.669
It'’s a house phone.

500
00:23:29.843 --> 00:23:32.411
I don'’t get my phone
back for a bit.

501
00:23:34.238 --> 00:23:35.283
Please.

502
00:23:36.153 --> 00:23:37.894
Talk to you later.

503
00:23:38.068 --> 00:23:39.113
Bye.

504
00:23:47.338 --> 00:23:48.427
Cruise.

505
00:23:50.080 --> 00:23:51.212
Here, try that.

506
00:23:52.561 --> 00:23:54.998
Mmm, very nice.

507
00:23:55.999 --> 00:23:57.697
Hey, if you need any help,
let me know.

508
00:23:57.871 --> 00:23:59.916
I'’m a pretty good cook.

509
00:24:00.961 --> 00:24:02.528
You can do the dishes.

510
00:24:02.702 --> 00:24:04.791
Oh. Okay.[Cruise] You cook?

511
00:24:04.965 --> 00:24:07.141
I'’m sure your girlfriend
really likes that.

512
00:24:07.315 --> 00:24:10.361
Yeah, no girlfriend.

513
00:24:11.188 --> 00:24:12.494
Nice.

514
00:24:12.668 --> 00:24:15.889
Yeah, I usually cook
a big meal for the crew

515
00:24:16.063 --> 00:24:17.891
after I wrap a job.

516
00:24:18.065 --> 00:24:20.937
"Crew." Is that
like a caterer chef?

517
00:24:21.111 --> 00:24:22.939
I don'’t know
what you call that.

518
00:24:23.113 --> 00:24:24.941
I'’m a director.

519
00:24:25.115 --> 00:24:26.247
Mostly music videos.

520
00:24:26.421 --> 00:24:29.293
I too was once
a part of the industry.

521
00:24:29.468 --> 00:24:31.295
I was a very
sought-after
underwear model.

522
00:24:33.907 --> 00:24:35.256
Shut the fuck up.

523
00:24:36.344 --> 00:24:37.258
Look.

524
00:24:37.432 --> 00:24:39.478
N--

525
00:24:39.652 --> 00:24:41.741
No fucking way. I--

526
00:24:43.612 --> 00:24:46.006
Tom Cruise, right there.

527
00:24:46.180 --> 00:24:47.573
Well, my birth name
is Tom Yodeler.

528
00:24:47.747 --> 00:24:49.618
- Oh.
- But the guys started
calling me Tom Cruise

529
00:24:49.792 --> 00:24:51.490
when they found out
about these.

530
00:24:53.492 --> 00:24:54.710
What happened?

531
00:24:56.495 --> 00:24:58.497
Sorry, that sounded shitty.

532
00:24:59.802 --> 00:25:01.238
That'’s cool.

533
00:25:01.412 --> 00:25:03.676
I know I'’m a little fat now.

534
00:25:03.850 --> 00:25:06.853
I stopped drinking,
got super depressed,

535
00:25:07.027 --> 00:25:09.595
and I just started
eating my feelings.

536
00:25:09.769 --> 00:25:12.336
I think I felt better
when I was still drinking.

537
00:25:13.120 --> 00:25:14.295
Damn.

538
00:25:18.473 --> 00:25:22.259
Maybe I should be the one
to sample the wings.

539
00:25:24.392 --> 00:25:26.829
Fuck you, man!

540
00:25:27.003 --> 00:25:29.615
I want to try some of
those fucking wings, Mike D!

541
00:25:29.789 --> 00:25:31.007
Oh, I bet you do.

542
00:25:31.181 --> 00:25:33.096
- Get in line, Bubba, whoo!
- Whoo!

543
00:25:33.270 --> 00:25:34.184
All right.

544
00:25:49.548 --> 00:25:50.723
Ugh, man.

545
00:25:50.897 --> 00:25:52.551
You don'’t have
no table manners, bro?

546
00:25:57.556 --> 00:25:59.819
Bro, I'’m gonna stab
myself in the face

547
00:25:59.993 --> 00:26:01.995
if I have to watch you
molest another wing like that.

548
00:26:02.169 --> 00:26:03.605
Well, I can'’t eat another.

549
00:26:03.779 --> 00:26:04.693
Who wants my last wing?

550
00:26:04.867 --> 00:26:05.955
- Oh!
- Me!

551
00:26:06.129 --> 00:26:07.696
- Me!
- No, not Dip.

552
00:26:09.393 --> 00:26:10.394
Give it to Cruise.

553
00:26:11.047 --> 00:26:12.440
Fuck you, Morris.

554
00:26:12.614 --> 00:26:14.094
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Garvey.

555
00:26:14.268 --> 00:26:15.965
- Chill out, bro.
- I'’m not gonna chill.

556
00:26:16.139 --> 00:26:17.576
He gets all the shit, man.

557
00:26:18.533 --> 00:26:20.230
Hope you guys relapse, dawg.

558
00:26:22.406 --> 00:26:23.364
I'’m gonna clean up, man.

559
00:26:23.538 --> 00:26:24.713
Thanks, man.

560
00:26:25.409 --> 00:26:26.585
Bro.

561
00:26:28.238 --> 00:26:29.109
There you go.

562
00:26:29.283 --> 00:26:30.327
Thanks, man.

563
00:26:33.461 --> 00:26:34.418
You don'’t want that.

564
00:26:36.595 --> 00:26:38.901
You just got
hot sauce in my eye!

565
00:26:39.075 --> 00:26:40.468
I'’m gonna murder you!

566
00:26:40.642 --> 00:26:42.601
Don'’t do it,
don'’t do it, don'’t do it!

567
00:26:45.821 --> 00:26:47.214
He'’s like
an angry Benihana chef.

568
00:26:48.955 --> 00:26:50.173
Yo, come on,
look at him.

569
00:26:50.347 --> 00:26:51.392
Like a tiny T.rex.

570
00:26:51.566 --> 00:26:52.959
Like a little Pikachu.

571
00:26:53.133 --> 00:26:54.874
You better not leave
your room tonight.

572
00:26:55.048 --> 00:26:57.877
If I see you come out,
even for a second,
you'’re fucked.

573
00:26:58.051 --> 00:27:01.054
And wipe that stupid smirk
off your fucking face!

574
00:27:01.228 --> 00:27:03.186
Morris, I got '’em.[Mike] You got what?

575
00:27:03.360 --> 00:27:04.318
The tickets.

576
00:27:04.492 --> 00:27:06.102
- What tickets?
- What tickets?

577
00:27:06.276 --> 00:27:07.713
Morris, he traded
his box seats

578
00:27:07.887 --> 00:27:09.105
for nosebleeds this Saturday.

579
00:27:09.279 --> 00:27:10.629
Red Sox-Dodgers game.

580
00:27:10.803 --> 00:27:12.065
We'’re going to the game.

581
00:27:12.239 --> 00:27:15.198
That'’s right!

582
00:27:15.372 --> 00:27:17.810
Going to the game!
We'’re going to the game!

583
00:27:17.984 --> 00:27:20.377
Great work, Morris.[Pete] All right,
all right, all right!

584
00:27:20.551 --> 00:27:21.683
Why do you have
a pan in your hand?

585
00:27:21.857 --> 00:27:22.815
- I'’m making croissants.
- Cruise.

586
00:27:22.989 --> 00:27:24.120
Put the fucking pan down.

587
00:27:24.294 --> 00:27:25.426
I'’m sorry.

588
00:27:33.260 --> 00:27:34.304
Whew.

589
00:27:49.102 --> 00:27:50.451
These seats are sick, huh?

590
00:27:50.625 --> 00:27:52.018
Not helping, Garvey.

591
00:27:56.370 --> 00:27:58.546
Yo, Cruise! You find it?

592
00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:00.243
I can'’t find it.

593
00:28:00.417 --> 00:28:01.723
Oh, motherfucker!

594
00:28:01.897 --> 00:28:02.985
Damn, man!

595
00:28:03.159 --> 00:28:05.031
Our lives fucking suck!

596
00:28:05.205 --> 00:28:06.685
And now we'’re here?[Pete] Hey, who'’s up?

597
00:28:06.859 --> 00:28:08.817
I can'’t hear the game.

598
00:28:08.991 --> 00:28:11.167
Turn it up!
- I did.

599
00:28:11.341 --> 00:28:13.604
<i>Top of the fifth,
JD Martinez will dig in.</i>

600
00:28:13.779 --> 00:28:15.650
<i>Let'’s see how Kershaw
goes after him.</i>

601
00:28:15.824 --> 00:28:17.521
Clayton'’s looking
pretty good today.

602
00:28:17.696 --> 00:28:19.175
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

603
00:28:19.349 --> 00:28:21.264
Eighty thousand for
a softball tournament?

604
00:28:21.438 --> 00:28:24.615
"Go to iamyourbiggestfan.com
to sign up today."

605
00:28:24.790 --> 00:28:27.401
Eighty bands
for a tournament?

606
00:28:27.575 --> 00:28:29.142
Iamyourbiggestfan.com.

607
00:28:29.316 --> 00:28:30.230
Is it OnlyFans?

608
00:28:30.404 --> 00:28:32.928
Hey, we should do it.

609
00:28:33.102 --> 00:28:34.147
Yeah,
we should do it.

610
00:28:34.321 --> 00:28:35.888
Morris here is
a huge softball fan.

611
00:28:36.062 --> 00:28:37.759
- Aren'’t you, Morris?
- I fucking hate softball.

612
00:28:37.933 --> 00:28:40.022
They say we gotta
sign up by Sunday,
and that'’s tomorrow.

613
00:28:40.196 --> 00:28:42.764
Pete, are you sure
- about this shit?
- Fuck out of here.

614
00:28:42.938 --> 00:28:45.811
I'’m not gonna let
a bunch of sober dicks
split 80 grand.

615
00:28:45.985 --> 00:28:47.508
You'’d probably
relapse together.

616
00:28:47.682 --> 00:28:48.727
Come on, Pete.

617
00:28:48.901 --> 00:28:50.729
- Let us relapse.
- That sounds lit.

618
00:28:50.903 --> 00:28:52.208
It would be
a good business decision.

619
00:28:52.382 --> 00:28:53.993
Have you guys
back at the house.

620
00:28:54.167 --> 00:28:55.995
Oh, you know,
whoever doesn'’t die

621
00:28:56.169 --> 00:28:58.475
- from an $80,000 bender.
- Bro, you'’re so dramatic.

622
00:28:58.649 --> 00:29:00.608
I'’m trying to set
you guys up to live.

623
00:29:00.782 --> 00:29:02.175
Why?[Jake] You should be
all about this.

624
00:29:02.349 --> 00:29:03.567
Yeah.

625
00:29:03.742 --> 00:29:05.047
Hey,
I'’d look forward to it.

626
00:29:05.221 --> 00:29:06.701
The tourney,
not the relapse.

627
00:29:06.875 --> 00:29:08.355
Never gonna happen,
fellas, '’cause Pete.

628
00:29:08.529 --> 00:29:09.922
The teams on here. Man.

629
00:29:10.096 --> 00:29:11.445
It says no pros.

630
00:29:11.619 --> 00:29:12.968
It'’s gonna be
a bunch of office teams

631
00:29:13.142 --> 00:29:14.709
and firemen teams
and shit like that.

632
00:29:14.883 --> 00:29:16.058
Cafeteria workers.

633
00:29:16.232 --> 00:29:17.233
MILFs.

634
00:29:17.407 --> 00:29:19.061
Oh, MILFs, dawg.

635
00:29:19.235 --> 00:29:20.584
<i>Deep right field.</i>

636
00:29:20.759 --> 00:29:21.934
<i>Betts goes back to the wall
and it'’s gone!</i>

637
00:29:22.108 --> 00:29:24.023
[Pete] Fuck yeah, JD!

638
00:29:24.197 --> 00:29:25.111
Fuck Kershaw.

639
00:29:25.285 --> 00:29:26.199
Hell yeah.

640
00:29:26.373 --> 00:29:27.417
One run, relax.

641
00:29:27.591 --> 00:29:28.897
Hey, <i>tontos,</i>

642
00:29:29.071 --> 00:29:30.507
traded those nosebleeds
for some fine cuisine.

643
00:29:30.681 --> 00:29:32.292
Solid work, Diego!

644
00:29:32.466 --> 00:29:34.120
Guys, guys, guys!

645
00:29:34.294 --> 00:29:35.338
Guys!

646
00:29:36.165 --> 00:29:37.384
Sammy OD'’ed.

647
00:29:37.558 --> 00:29:38.515
No fucking way.

648
00:29:38.689 --> 00:29:39.952
Fuck!

649
00:29:40.953 --> 00:29:42.345
He'’s fucking dead.

650
00:29:42.519 --> 00:29:44.434
Man.
- He'’s fucking dead.

651
00:29:46.393 --> 00:29:47.829
Morris, you know
he had your bed

652
00:29:48.003 --> 00:29:49.048
before you got here, right?

653
00:29:53.095 --> 00:29:55.141
Way to ruin
- a good time, man.
- Shut the fuck up, Garvey.

654
00:29:55.315 --> 00:29:57.012
This is serious, fellas!

655
00:29:59.232 --> 00:30:00.276
Fuck!

656
00:30:09.285 --> 00:30:10.286
Damn.

657
00:30:14.203 --> 00:30:15.378
Stop it.

658
00:30:16.423 --> 00:30:17.859
Hey, stop it, man.

659
00:30:20.035 --> 00:30:21.645
I told you to stop it!

660
00:30:21.820 --> 00:30:24.692
Yo, get Kung Fu Panda
off me, man.[Pete] Hey, hey, hey.

661
00:30:24.866 --> 00:30:26.259
Panda?
More like a koala, dude.

662
00:30:26.433 --> 00:30:27.913
Pete, what you up to
on the computer, man?

663
00:30:28.087 --> 00:30:29.610
You know what I'’m doing?

664
00:30:29.784 --> 00:30:31.438
I'’m looking at the tape of
Cruise trying to kill you.

665
00:30:31.612 --> 00:30:33.048
I would'’ve killed you too.

666
00:30:33.788 --> 00:30:35.311
You'’re a grown man, dude.

667
00:30:35.485 --> 00:30:37.357
You gotta work on
your impulsivity.

668
00:30:38.314 --> 00:30:39.446
You gotta ask yourself

669
00:30:39.620 --> 00:30:41.883
why you feel
so comfortable with chaos

670
00:30:42.057 --> 00:30:44.973
when you have
a complete disregard
for everybody else around you?

671
00:30:46.148 --> 00:30:47.671
Hey,
let'’s see the tape, Pete.

672
00:30:47.846 --> 00:30:49.935
I'’m not gonna play the tape.
Hey, wake up Garvey.

673
00:30:50.109 --> 00:30:51.762
- Garvey! Come on, Garvey!
- Come on, dawg.

674
00:30:51.937 --> 00:30:53.329
- Let'’s see the footage.
- Let'’s see the tape.

675
00:30:53.503 --> 00:30:54.591
You want to see it?

676
00:30:54.765 --> 00:30:55.984
You want to see it?[group] Yeah!

677
00:30:56.158 --> 00:30:58.073
Yeah, all right.
Gather round. Here you go.

678
00:30:58.247 --> 00:30:59.335
Boom.

679
00:30:59.509 --> 00:31:01.076
That'’s not a tape.

680
00:31:01.250 --> 00:31:03.122
It'’s the softball
tournament, y'’all.

681
00:31:03.296 --> 00:31:04.819
That'’s right.
I filled out the application

682
00:31:04.993 --> 00:31:06.386
and I paid the entry fee.
It'’s over.

683
00:31:06.560 --> 00:31:08.214
Oh, hell no, man.

684
00:31:08.388 --> 00:31:09.519
Softball?[Pete] Come on.

685
00:31:09.693 --> 00:31:11.086
It'’s gonna be great
for all of us.

686
00:31:11.260 --> 00:31:13.872
And I also drew up a contract
regarding the money.

687
00:31:14.046 --> 00:31:17.353
Nobody gets a dime unless
you do a full year sober.

688
00:31:17.527 --> 00:31:19.138
That'’s a lot of
pressure, gang.

689
00:31:19.312 --> 00:31:20.922
Ain'’t this supposed to be
day at a time?

690
00:31:21.096 --> 00:31:22.445
That'’s how
we get through.
One day at a time.

691
00:31:22.619 --> 00:31:24.317
- Sounds shady.
- Yeah.

692
00:31:24.491 --> 00:31:26.145
Who'’s gonna keep you
from spending
the money, huh, Pete?

693
00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:27.886
I thought about
that too, Garvey.

694
00:31:28.060 --> 00:31:29.844
That'’s why I set up an escrow
account for each of you.

695
00:31:30.018 --> 00:31:31.715
Easy fucking does it.

696
00:31:31.890 --> 00:31:33.456
And you'’re gonna need a coach.

697
00:31:33.630 --> 00:31:36.590
I'’m not doing it, all right?
There'’s no fucking way.

698
00:31:36.764 --> 00:31:39.723
You need to pick out a team name
so I can order the jerseys.

699
00:31:39.898 --> 00:31:41.290
Everything starts in five days

700
00:31:41.464 --> 00:31:43.597
and none of this
interferes with our program.

701
00:31:43.771 --> 00:31:44.946
Mm-hmm.

702
00:31:45.120 --> 00:31:46.121
Cruise.

703
00:31:47.644 --> 00:31:49.864
I want to apologize
for being an asshole, man.

704
00:31:50.038 --> 00:31:53.128
Hitting your chicken wing
out your hand like that
across the room wasn'’t cool.

705
00:31:53.302 --> 00:31:55.914
If there'’s anything
I can do to make it right,
let me know.

706
00:31:56.653 --> 00:31:57.959
Morris, Garvey,

707
00:31:58.133 --> 00:32:00.092
same with the sock thing.

708
00:32:00.266 --> 00:32:01.832
It was childish.

709
00:32:02.007 --> 00:32:03.443
I didn'’t mean to cause
no friction between y'’all.

710
00:32:03.617 --> 00:32:04.487
We family.

711
00:32:04.661 --> 00:32:06.141
That'’s right.

712
00:32:06.315 --> 00:32:07.316
That'’s right,
that'’s right, that'’s right.

713
00:32:07.490 --> 00:32:08.709
That'’s right.

714
00:32:10.232 --> 00:32:13.105
I love you too, bro.
And it'’s okay.

715
00:32:13.279 --> 00:32:15.063
And I'’m sorry
I tried to murder you.

716
00:32:19.372 --> 00:32:21.156
Felt good. Felt good.

717
00:32:22.114 --> 00:32:23.767
Anybody else
want to make amends?

718
00:32:25.378 --> 00:32:28.555
How about
Sweet Dreams Backdoor Sliders?

719
00:32:31.036 --> 00:32:33.560
I'’m not playing unless
I get to pick the team name.

720
00:32:33.734 --> 00:32:36.345
And you guys can'’t win
shit without me, so...

721
00:32:36.519 --> 00:32:37.781
Whatever, Garvey.

722
00:32:37.956 --> 00:32:39.044
He'’s right.

723
00:32:41.916 --> 00:32:42.961
Garvey...

724
00:32:44.049 --> 00:32:45.920
I'’m sorry
I pissed in your pillow.

725
00:32:46.094 --> 00:32:48.140
That was hilarious.

726
00:32:50.620 --> 00:32:51.665
And?

727
00:32:53.667 --> 00:32:58.411
And I can
make it up to you?

728
00:32:59.890 --> 00:33:00.935
All right.

729
00:33:03.851 --> 00:33:06.201
Be the coach, Big Time.

730
00:33:08.856 --> 00:33:11.685
I appreciate the sentiment,
but I'’m not the guy.

731
00:33:11.859 --> 00:33:14.340
But you did ask
if you could
make it up to him, Morris.

732
00:33:14.514 --> 00:33:16.429
Be the coach.

733
00:33:16.603 --> 00:33:18.387
Be the coach.

734
00:33:18.561 --> 00:33:20.781
Be the coach!

735
00:33:20.955 --> 00:33:22.348
Be the coach!

736
00:33:22.522 --> 00:33:24.045
Be the coach!

737
00:33:24.219 --> 00:33:26.091
Be the coach!

738
00:33:26.265 --> 00:33:27.440
Be the coach!

739
00:33:27.614 --> 00:33:29.311
We have to practice.[group whoops] Yeah!

740
00:33:29.485 --> 00:33:31.574
I'’m gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my bat.

741
00:33:31.748 --> 00:33:33.098
[Diego] Why?

742
00:33:33.272 --> 00:33:34.751
You'’re already
a huge dick.

743
00:33:35.926 --> 00:33:36.840
Motherfucker.

744
00:33:38.755 --> 00:33:40.583
Get one.[Cruise] Hot out here.

745
00:33:41.454 --> 00:33:42.846
Mike D.Nice, Mike.

746
00:33:43.021 --> 00:33:44.022
Mike D.

747
00:33:45.849 --> 00:33:46.850
Right in the pecker.

748
00:33:47.025 --> 00:33:49.027
Fuck!
- I felt that.

749
00:33:51.029 --> 00:33:53.118
[Mike, Garvey] First base!

750
00:33:53.944 --> 00:33:54.989
Oh, boy.

751
00:33:55.163 --> 00:33:58.427
I have about six days
and, uh...

752
00:33:59.472 --> 00:34:00.908
[attendee whoops] Nice!

753
00:34:01.082 --> 00:34:02.344
Hope I get to seven.

754
00:34:03.128 --> 00:34:04.390
All right, Pete.
Get two.

755
00:34:04.564 --> 00:34:05.739
Get on base.
Touch it. There you go.

756
00:34:05.913 --> 00:34:08.046
- Throw it.
- First, first. Come on!

757
00:34:08.220 --> 00:34:10.091
- Come on.
- You'’re not even
trying, Cruise.

758
00:34:10.265 --> 00:34:12.572
- I couldn'’t see it!
- Might as well put
a lawn gnome on first base.

759
00:34:12.746 --> 00:34:13.616
What the fuck?

760
00:34:16.793 --> 00:34:19.753
<i>♪ Know you better
Shine your light on down ♪</i>

761
00:34:19.927 --> 00:34:22.277
<i>♪ '’Cause I'’m afraid
Of the dark ♪</i>

762
00:34:22.451 --> 00:34:23.844
"Field of Sweet Dreams."

763
00:34:25.454 --> 00:34:27.065
Too wholesome.[Stew] "Fever Pitch."

764
00:34:27.239 --> 00:34:28.457
Yeah.

765
00:34:28.631 --> 00:34:31.417
Got under it.
- Fuck!

766
00:34:31.591 --> 00:34:32.635
That'’s all you, Stew.

767
00:34:32.809 --> 00:34:34.768
Whoo!

768
00:34:35.856 --> 00:34:37.814
<i>♪ But I can'’t let it show ♪</i>

769
00:34:39.512 --> 00:34:40.426
My sister says...

770
00:34:40.600 --> 00:34:42.036
<i>♪ Only you ♪</i>

771
00:34:42.210 --> 00:34:43.864
- Come on, man!
- What the fuck?

772
00:34:46.954 --> 00:34:49.130
"Come Together."[Cedric] "Come Together."

773
00:34:49.304 --> 00:34:50.523
Yeah, by The Skeatles.

774
00:34:54.701 --> 00:34:55.615
Yeah!

775
00:35:04.014 --> 00:35:06.408
Load up on that back foot.
Drive off the back foot, okay?

776
00:35:06.582 --> 00:35:08.541
You'’ve taken
enough balls to the face.
Let'’s go!

777
00:35:08.715 --> 00:35:09.672
Back arm...

778
00:35:09.846 --> 00:35:12.284
Back leg and push.

779
00:35:12.458 --> 00:35:13.894
"Fentanyl in the Family."

780
00:35:16.070 --> 00:35:17.550
How about
"No Glove, No Love?"

781
00:35:19.204 --> 00:35:20.248
It'’s about sex.

782
00:35:21.641 --> 00:35:22.946
Come on.
Let'’s hit a Hobbit home run.

783
00:35:24.252 --> 00:35:25.558
Cruise.

784
00:35:25.732 --> 00:35:27.255
How the fuck
are you hitting them shits?

785
00:35:27.429 --> 00:35:28.952
I'’m pretending
that they'’re rice balls.

786
00:35:30.693 --> 00:35:31.825
Good to see you.

787
00:35:31.999 --> 00:35:33.696
- You'’re Morris, bro?
- Morris, yeah.

788
00:35:40.050 --> 00:35:41.791
Dudes,
you guys have no idea.

789
00:35:41.965 --> 00:35:45.882
I literally peed in the bed
every night for years.

790
00:35:46.056 --> 00:35:49.234
I used to take
this workout pill filled
with ephedrine-- it'’s speed.

791
00:35:49.408 --> 00:35:50.844
And I used to drink,
pass out,

792
00:35:51.018 --> 00:35:52.454
but my body would keep going.

793
00:35:52.628 --> 00:35:54.064
I pissed in corners,
laundry baskets,

794
00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:55.892
women, some guy named Benji.

795
00:35:56.066 --> 00:35:57.546
He'’s my half cousin,
but we still fuck--

796
00:35:57.720 --> 00:35:59.461
Fellas, jerseys.

797
00:35:59.635 --> 00:36:02.116
- Yo, let'’s go.
- We didn'’t even
pick a name.

798
00:36:03.465 --> 00:36:04.423
What the hell?

799
00:36:04.597 --> 00:36:06.294
No fuckin'’ way.

800
00:36:06.468 --> 00:36:09.254
- They must'’ve fucked it up.
- Are you serious, bro?

801
00:36:09.428 --> 00:36:11.952
Well the C is pretty close
to the D on the keyboard, so...

802
00:36:12.126 --> 00:36:13.214
I can fix them.

803
00:36:13.388 --> 00:36:14.389
Shit, I figured
you'’d love them.

804
00:36:14.563 --> 00:36:15.608
Someone better
fix this shit.

805
00:36:15.782 --> 00:36:17.610
I kinda like them, bro.

806
00:36:17.784 --> 00:36:19.307
- Come on, bro.
- Me too.

807
00:36:19.481 --> 00:36:20.395
This is sus.

808
00:36:32.059 --> 00:36:35.628
<i>♪ I don'’t need no money ♪</i>

809
00:36:36.759 --> 00:36:40.241
<i>♪ I don'’t need no gold ♪</i>

810
00:36:42.243 --> 00:36:43.723
Okay, guys.
Let'’s bring it in.

811
00:36:45.812 --> 00:36:47.727
Gonna take the field
and practice a little defense

812
00:36:47.901 --> 00:36:49.163
before the other team gets here.

813
00:36:49.337 --> 00:36:50.904
Yo, you think we got here
early enough, bro?

814
00:36:51.078 --> 00:36:52.819
What the fuck else
do you guys have to do today?

815
00:36:52.993 --> 00:36:54.821
Get some Vitamin D,
Mike D.Oh, you know it.

816
00:36:54.995 --> 00:36:57.084
Guys, let'’s not forget
about 80 fucking grand!

817
00:36:57.258 --> 00:36:58.607
- Eighty grand, baby.
- Eighty Gs!

818
00:36:58.781 --> 00:37:00.827
That'’s the only reason
I'’m here.

819
00:37:01.001 --> 00:37:02.176
Come on, Dip.

820
00:37:02.350 --> 00:37:03.786
Holy shit.

821
00:37:08.182 --> 00:37:10.010
Man,
look at these fools.

822
00:37:12.055 --> 00:37:14.275
I'’ve always played better
with a buzz.

823
00:37:14.449 --> 00:37:17.147
Sweet Creams!
Nice team name.

824
00:37:18.236 --> 00:37:19.498
Hey,
the jerseys are a hit.

825
00:37:21.500 --> 00:37:22.501
Hey.

826
00:37:23.371 --> 00:37:24.372
Morris?

827
00:37:25.634 --> 00:37:27.767
Yo, it'’s Bobby Busby.

828
00:37:27.941 --> 00:37:28.942
What'’s up?

829
00:37:29.116 --> 00:37:30.770
Yo, this fool is crazy.

830
00:37:30.944 --> 00:37:32.554
Good to see you, bro.

831
00:37:32.728 --> 00:37:34.861
Yo, you used to do
that thing
with your ball sac.

832
00:37:35.035 --> 00:37:37.907
He whips the shit out
and then stretches it,

833
00:37:38.081 --> 00:37:39.692
and right before
you take your shot,

834
00:37:39.866 --> 00:37:42.695
he'’ll set his beer on
his stretched-out ball sac.

835
00:37:42.869 --> 00:37:46.612
He uses his stretched-out
ball sac as a coaster.

836
00:37:47.961 --> 00:37:49.876
It'’s good to see you, man.

837
00:37:50.050 --> 00:37:51.269
Are you still in Venice?

838
00:37:52.313 --> 00:37:54.184
No, I live with these guys.

839
00:37:56.709 --> 00:37:57.666
All of '’em?

840
00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:00.539
- Something like that.
- Cool, man.

841
00:38:00.713 --> 00:38:02.541
Hey, we'’re about to
whip your ass

842
00:38:02.715 --> 00:38:05.500
like I used to whip you
in pool.

843
00:38:05.674 --> 00:38:06.893
Let'’s go!

844
00:38:09.330 --> 00:38:10.505
A human coaster?

845
00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:12.333
I'’m gonna have to
try that one, bro.

846
00:38:12.507 --> 00:38:14.292
Don'’t get testy, Morris.

847
00:38:14.466 --> 00:38:16.990
Nobody put any drinks
on their testicles.

848
00:38:17.164 --> 00:38:19.340
All right,
let'’s keep it clean.

849
00:38:19.514 --> 00:38:20.776
Okay?

850
00:38:20.950 --> 00:38:21.995
I know we'’re playing
for some dough here,

851
00:38:22.169 --> 00:38:23.518
but it'’s still softball.

852
00:38:23.692 --> 00:38:25.564
All right? So listen up.

853
00:38:25.738 --> 00:38:27.914
Pitches must clear
the height of the batter.

854
00:38:28.088 --> 00:38:29.829
Okay? Count starts
one and one.

855
00:38:30.003 --> 00:38:31.439
No leading off.

856
00:38:31.613 --> 00:38:32.658
No bunts.

857
00:38:32.832 --> 00:38:34.312
And if the ball
goes out of play,

858
00:38:34.486 --> 00:38:35.922
that'’s only one extra base.

859
00:38:36.096 --> 00:38:37.706
Not two. Not three.

860
00:38:37.880 --> 00:38:38.881
All right?

861
00:38:39.708 --> 00:38:40.970
Sweet Creams?

862
00:38:41.144 --> 00:38:42.581
Really?

863
00:38:43.756 --> 00:38:44.800
All right.

864
00:38:44.974 --> 00:38:46.193
Got your lineups?

865
00:38:46.367 --> 00:38:47.847
Here you go.

866
00:38:48.021 --> 00:38:49.501
Everybody'’s batting.

867
00:38:51.677 --> 00:38:52.591
I'’m only counting eight.

868
00:38:52.765 --> 00:38:53.766
What?

869
00:38:55.202 --> 00:38:57.291
We had nine when we--
What the--

870
00:38:57.465 --> 00:38:58.597
Hold on.

871
00:38:59.380 --> 00:39:01.034
Yo, who are we missing?

872
00:39:01.208 --> 00:39:03.906
Stacey looked pretty wobbly
when we left the bar.

873
00:39:04.080 --> 00:39:05.604
We left her?

874
00:39:05.778 --> 00:39:06.779
Fuck.

875
00:39:07.867 --> 00:39:09.477
Uh, it'’s cool.

876
00:39:09.651 --> 00:39:11.305
Um, so we forgot someone.
We'’re gonna play with eight.

877
00:39:11.479 --> 00:39:13.481
Sorry, my man,
you gotta have nine.

878
00:39:13.655 --> 00:39:15.657
You got about five minutes
to figure out

879
00:39:15.831 --> 00:39:18.094
what you'’re gonna do
before you guys gotta forfeit.

880
00:39:18.268 --> 00:39:20.880
I don'’t know,
ask Sweet Creams here
if they have an extra guy.

881
00:39:22.316 --> 00:39:23.665
No.

882
00:39:25.058 --> 00:39:26.364
Get one here.
- Here you go.

883
00:39:26.538 --> 00:39:27.930
Thanks, man.
I'’ll pay you later.

884
00:39:28.104 --> 00:39:29.758
- My money'’s in escrow.
- No problem.

885
00:39:29.932 --> 00:39:31.543
Hey, Sweet Creams.

886
00:39:31.717 --> 00:39:34.546
Lucky day for you idiots.
You win by forfeit.

887
00:39:34.720 --> 00:39:37.113
<i>!¡Eso!</i> All right, all right.

888
00:39:37.287 --> 00:39:39.377
- Enjoy your victory.
- All right.

889
00:39:39.551 --> 00:39:41.204
- Let'’s go home, fellas!
- Hey, Blue!

890
00:39:41.379 --> 00:39:42.467
Yeah?

891
00:39:42.641 --> 00:39:44.120
Can we play anyways?

892
00:39:44.294 --> 00:39:45.905
Whatever they want to do, man.
I don'’t give a shit.

893
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:47.210
I'’m getting paid either way.

894
00:39:47.907 --> 00:39:49.561
Yo, ding-dongs!

895
00:39:49.735 --> 00:39:52.259
You guys want to play anyways?
I mean, we'’re already here.

896
00:39:52.433 --> 00:39:53.739
Fuck yeah!

897
00:39:53.913 --> 00:39:56.176
All right, fellas, come on.

898
00:39:56.350 --> 00:39:57.656
Let'’s do it!
Yeah, guys? Come on.

899
00:39:57.830 --> 00:39:58.787
Come on, buddy.

900
00:39:58.961 --> 00:40:00.049
Let'’s have some fun.

901
00:40:01.703 --> 00:40:02.922
All right.

902
00:40:03.096 --> 00:40:04.053
We bat first.

903
00:40:04.227 --> 00:40:05.359
- Whoo!
- Jake, you'’re up.

904
00:40:05.533 --> 00:40:06.708
- Come on, Jake!
- Jakey!

905
00:40:06.882 --> 00:40:08.275
Come on, Jake!

906
00:40:08.449 --> 00:40:09.624
You got this.[Bobby] Hey, Morris!

907
00:40:09.798 --> 00:40:12.018
No dick tricks!
We got chicks on our team!

908
00:40:14.542 --> 00:40:15.543
All right.

909
00:40:17.284 --> 00:40:18.459
Good times.

910
00:40:19.721 --> 00:40:21.723
Level swing, Jake!

911
00:40:21.897 --> 00:40:23.551
Come on, Jake.
You got it, baby.

912
00:40:31.298 --> 00:40:32.386
Let'’s go, Jake!

913
00:40:32.560 --> 00:40:35.911
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

914
00:40:37.739 --> 00:40:39.698
Come on, Jake!
You let a drunk girl
throw you out?

915
00:40:39.872 --> 00:40:41.351
- Come on, Diego.
- Come on, Diego.

916
00:40:42.178 --> 00:40:43.919
Strike, batter out.

917
00:40:44.093 --> 00:40:45.617
You have to swing.

918
00:40:45.791 --> 00:40:47.575
Hey, you'’re out.
Back to the dugout.

919
00:40:48.489 --> 00:40:50.796
- You'’re out.
- Oh. Thanks.

920
00:40:51.884 --> 00:40:53.146
That'’s you, Mike D!

921
00:40:59.152 --> 00:41:01.067
About to take my nuts
for a walk.

922
00:41:16.648 --> 00:41:18.388
He'’s like running,
but slower.

923
00:41:20.086 --> 00:41:21.435
Way to hustle, bro.

924
00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:23.829
I let fucking Mardi Gras
get me out?

925
00:41:24.003 --> 00:41:25.004
Jesus Christ.

926
00:41:25.178 --> 00:41:26.658
Next time.
Way to hustle, buddy.

927
00:41:29.574 --> 00:41:31.445
Got it, got it, got it, got it.

928
00:41:32.141 --> 00:41:33.186
Fuck!

929
00:41:34.187 --> 00:41:36.711
- Oh, man.
- Oh, shit.

930
00:41:39.758 --> 00:41:40.976
Somebody throw it!

931
00:41:43.849 --> 00:41:45.328
Do better, man.
- Do better!
- Oh, come on.

932
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:48.680
Ball. Take a base.

933
00:41:49.768 --> 00:41:51.596
I fucked your mom
last night, bro.

934
00:41:51.770 --> 00:41:52.771
Ball.

935
00:41:52.945 --> 00:41:55.251
- Ball. Ball.
- Come on.

936
00:41:56.644 --> 00:41:57.645
Take a base.

937
00:41:58.646 --> 00:41:59.647
Fuck!

938
00:42:07.133 --> 00:42:08.743
Nice catch, dickass!

939
00:42:08.917 --> 00:42:10.484
- The fuck you just say?
- Yo, yo, chill.

940
00:42:10.658 --> 00:42:12.355
- What the fuck?
- You motherfucker!

941
00:42:12.530 --> 00:42:14.401
- ...outta your goddamn mouth!
- Okay!

942
00:42:14.575 --> 00:42:15.968
Hey! Hey!

943
00:42:16.142 --> 00:42:17.709
Knock it off.

944
00:42:17.883 --> 00:42:19.798
- Not on my field!
- Pete, chill out.

945
00:42:19.972 --> 00:42:21.974
Clear it out
or you'’re both disqualified.

946
00:42:23.192 --> 00:42:25.499
We know, Pete. Damn.
Chill, man. We know.

947
00:42:25.673 --> 00:42:27.370
Ump,
you got ex-cons out here?

948
00:42:28.458 --> 00:42:30.548
Stewie, what was up
with that catch, bro?

949
00:42:30.722 --> 00:42:32.288
For real. You been
holding out on us, bro.

950
00:42:32.462 --> 00:42:34.421
We weren'’t that bad.
- Did you see the score?

951
00:42:34.595 --> 00:42:36.031
We got our shit rocked.

952
00:42:36.205 --> 00:42:37.859
Yeah,
they were drunk as shit.
Don'’t forget.

953
00:42:38.033 --> 00:42:39.948
Later, pussies!

954
00:42:42.168 --> 00:42:44.170
Yo, they fucking sucked, dude.

955
00:42:44.344 --> 00:42:45.737
Fuck you.

956
00:42:45.911 --> 00:42:47.216
Yo, we got a gift today.

957
00:42:47.390 --> 00:42:48.696
That'’s some higher power shit,
huh, Pete?

958
00:42:48.870 --> 00:42:50.350
Yeah, my little miracle.

959
00:42:50.524 --> 00:42:52.526
Pussies?
Man, fuck that noise!

960
00:42:52.700 --> 00:42:54.528
Shit, even when we win,
we lose.

961
00:42:54.702 --> 00:42:57.096
Shit, I don'’t know, bro.
Looks like I got
a car full of pussy.

962
00:42:59.272 --> 00:43:01.535
I need to get
some methadone, boys.

963
00:43:01.709 --> 00:43:04.190
That'’s crazy.
Fucking Garvey'’s stupid.

964
00:43:10.544 --> 00:43:13.808
Look, I don'’t know
if I'’m the one
to be coaching this team.

965
00:43:13.982 --> 00:43:15.810
Stop it, man.
You'’re undefeated.

966
00:43:15.984 --> 00:43:17.507
Oh, God.

967
00:43:22.991 --> 00:43:23.992
Hello?

968
00:43:25.254 --> 00:43:26.299
Yeah.

969
00:43:27.387 --> 00:43:28.606
Pete! Phone!

970
00:43:28.780 --> 00:43:29.781
He'’s not here.

971
00:43:33.567 --> 00:43:34.742
This is Pete.

972
00:43:39.007 --> 00:43:42.576
Yeah, this is
definitely a mistake.

973
00:43:44.796 --> 00:43:45.797
Yeah.

974
00:43:46.928 --> 00:43:48.321
We'’ll get it taken care of.

975
00:43:50.149 --> 00:43:52.455
You too. Thanks.

976
00:43:58.810 --> 00:44:00.028
What was that about?

977
00:44:00.202 --> 00:44:01.987
He said the house
is going up for auction

978
00:44:02.161 --> 00:44:03.249
in three weeks.

979
00:44:03.423 --> 00:44:04.903
What the fuck?[Pete] Coming down!

980
00:44:05.077 --> 00:44:06.339
The house is
going up for auction.

981
00:44:06.513 --> 00:44:07.688
Just dropped the kids
off at the pool.

982
00:44:07.862 --> 00:44:09.255
Barbarians were at the gate.

983
00:44:09.429 --> 00:44:10.822
Why is the house
up for auction?

984
00:44:10.996 --> 00:44:11.997
What the fuck, Pete?

985
00:44:12.171 --> 00:44:13.346
Auction? What the fuck?

986
00:44:13.520 --> 00:44:14.826
It'’s not what
you guys think, okay?

987
00:44:15.000 --> 00:44:16.697
- What'’s going on?
- Just take a deep breath.

988
00:44:16.871 --> 00:44:18.786
Let'’s see Pete try
and weasel his way
out of this one, huh?

989
00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:20.440
This is not a high-priced
shooting gallery.

990
00:44:20.614 --> 00:44:22.355
What does that mean?

991
00:44:22.529 --> 00:44:25.140
It means this is not
a place that collects
large sums of money

992
00:44:25.314 --> 00:44:26.968
just to screw guys over

993
00:44:27.142 --> 00:44:29.362
and let them out
into the world
and relapse and die.

994
00:44:29.536 --> 00:44:32.191
I'’m trying to create
lasting change with you guys.

995
00:44:33.409 --> 00:44:35.847
Sometimes when you have
a balanced amount of guys,

996
00:44:36.021 --> 00:44:39.067
it just doesn'’t create
a fortunate income. Okay?

997
00:44:42.680 --> 00:44:45.117
Some of you know
that my dad'’s been sick,

998
00:44:45.291 --> 00:44:47.554
and I dug myself into a hole.

999
00:44:47.728 --> 00:44:50.122
Consolidated the mortgage
a couple of times,

1000
00:44:50.296 --> 00:44:52.602
and I'’m in
a little bit of a spot.

1001
00:44:54.953 --> 00:44:58.086
Man. Put everything
I have into this place.

1002
00:45:00.610 --> 00:45:02.700
Maybe that'’s why
I was on edge at the game.

1003
00:45:08.140 --> 00:45:09.141
I'’m sorry.

1004
00:45:12.884 --> 00:45:15.451
You got ten guys here right now
that need this place.

1005
00:45:15.625 --> 00:45:16.975
Without this place,
we all gonna die.

1006
00:45:17.149 --> 00:45:18.411
Don'’t be so dramatic, Jake.

1007
00:45:18.585 --> 00:45:19.891
You'’re on
a fucking scholarship anyway.

1008
00:45:20.065 --> 00:45:21.631
Wait, I'’m paying
for Jake to get sober?

1009
00:45:21.806 --> 00:45:23.503
Your mom'’s paying, bro.
I'’m on a scholarship too.

1010
00:45:23.677 --> 00:45:25.244
We can'’t all have rich parents.

1011
00:45:25.418 --> 00:45:27.159
She'’s spending my money?
Okay. That money'’s mine.

1012
00:45:27.333 --> 00:45:28.682
Dude, I got nowhere else to go.

1013
00:45:28.856 --> 00:45:30.118
The only place I can
afford to live is the Valley

1014
00:45:30.292 --> 00:45:31.467
and I'’m not moving there.

1015
00:45:31.641 --> 00:45:33.165
My plug lives there.[Stew] Eighty grand.

1016
00:45:33.339 --> 00:45:34.557
Eighty grand.[Cruise] Yeah.

1017
00:45:34.732 --> 00:45:36.385
- The tournament.
- Eighty grand.

1018
00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:38.300
That'’s genius, Stew.
Eighty Gs ain'’t nothing.

1019
00:45:38.474 --> 00:45:41.303
Guys, just let it go, okay?
Just please let it go.

1020
00:45:41.477 --> 00:45:43.088
No way are we
fucking letting it go.

1021
00:45:43.262 --> 00:45:45.786
I don'’t wanna go
to another sober living.

1022
00:45:45.960 --> 00:45:49.398
We are 1 and 0, and it is
a double elimination tournament.

1023
00:45:49.572 --> 00:45:51.313
That'’s what
I'’m talking about, bro.

1024
00:45:51.487 --> 00:45:52.967
We'’re close.
- That'’s what
I'’m talking about.

1025
00:45:53.141 --> 00:45:54.316
Fuck, I'’m really sorry, guys.

1026
00:45:54.490 --> 00:45:56.014
Fuck that bad attitude.

1027
00:45:56.188 --> 00:45:57.929
You'’re always talking
about a positive mental state.

1028
00:45:58.103 --> 00:45:59.234
Let'’s win this motherfucker.

1029
00:45:59.408 --> 00:46:00.583
How you gonna quit on us?

1030
00:46:02.020 --> 00:46:04.457
Lace '’em up, bitch.
Let'’s go.[Cedric] Let'’s go.

1031
00:46:04.631 --> 00:46:05.545
Okay.

1032
00:46:07.068 --> 00:46:08.504
Hell yeah![Dip] Let'’s do it!

1033
00:46:08.678 --> 00:46:10.506
<i>Yeah, you fuckers!</i>

1034
00:46:26.871 --> 00:46:28.046
Shit, this is it.

1035
00:46:32.615 --> 00:46:33.878
You said our man Morris

1036
00:46:34.052 --> 00:46:35.967
used to be a big-time
music video director?

1037
00:46:36.141 --> 00:46:37.882
I never heard
this shit in my life, G.

1038
00:46:38.056 --> 00:46:40.145
Bro, this was
triple platinum in '’95.

1039
00:46:40.319 --> 00:46:41.929
You need to stop
orbiting the planet Dip

1040
00:46:42.103 --> 00:46:43.409
and join the rest of us
in the universe.

1041
00:46:43.583 --> 00:46:45.367
Man, they used to
give out plaques like hotcakes

1042
00:46:45.541 --> 00:46:47.239
back in the day, bro.

1043
00:46:47.413 --> 00:46:48.762
Yo, Morris, this you?

1044
00:46:48.936 --> 00:46:50.808
The underwear model say
you a big-time director.

1045
00:46:51.765 --> 00:46:53.898
Oh, you famous famous, huh?

1046
00:46:54.072 --> 00:46:56.335
Our boy Morris used to
be the man.

1047
00:46:56.509 --> 00:46:58.380
Yeah, used to be.[Jake] That'’s cold.

1048
00:46:58.554 --> 00:47:00.295
Don'’t be a hater, dude.[Dip] Whatever, bro.

1049
00:47:04.169 --> 00:47:05.692
Yeah?

1050
00:47:05.866 --> 00:47:08.826
Song'’s gonna be
stuck in my head all day.

1051
00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:10.001
Think quick.

1052
00:47:11.480 --> 00:47:13.004
Congrats,
you'’re off restrictions.

1053
00:47:13.178 --> 00:47:14.570
- Seriously?
- Yeah, man.

1054
00:47:14.744 --> 00:47:17.225
Way to step up with
the softball, chores and shit.

1055
00:47:17.399 --> 00:47:19.227
You might make it outta here.

1056
00:47:19.401 --> 00:47:21.664
I don'’t think I'’ve been
more than two days
without drinking

1057
00:47:21.839 --> 00:47:23.101
in the last 15 years.

1058
00:47:23.275 --> 00:47:24.798
It gets better.

1059
00:47:24.972 --> 00:47:26.495
Oh, better than Sweet Dreams?

1060
00:47:26.669 --> 00:47:28.541
I know it'’s hard to imagine,
but it gets better.

1061
00:47:44.470 --> 00:47:46.646
Fuck.

1062
00:47:50.650 --> 00:47:51.651
<i>Hi, Dad.</i>

1063
00:47:52.826 --> 00:47:54.175
<i>I miss you a lot.</i>

1064
00:47:56.656 --> 00:48:00.442
<i>Don'’t tell Mom I called
'’cause she'’s really mad at you.</i>

1065
00:48:03.489 --> 00:48:05.883
<i>I'’m sorry
I got you in trouble.</i>

1066
00:48:08.624 --> 00:48:09.799
<i>I'’d better go.</i>

1067
00:48:13.542 --> 00:48:15.544
All right,
let'’s get it started, yeah?

1068
00:48:15.718 --> 00:48:17.329
All right, welcome to FRAG.

1069
00:48:17.503 --> 00:48:19.679
"Fear, resentment,
anger and gratitude."

1070
00:48:20.723 --> 00:48:22.595
What we like to
call in our version

1071
00:48:22.769 --> 00:48:24.249
our tenth step.

1072
00:48:24.423 --> 00:48:25.903
All right, Ced.

1073
00:48:26.077 --> 00:48:27.295
- Doing good?
- Yeah.

1074
00:48:27.469 --> 00:48:28.862
Nice of you to join us.

1075
00:48:29.036 --> 00:48:30.255
Why don'’t you get started, yeah?

1076
00:48:30.429 --> 00:48:31.691
- Serious?
- Yeah.

1077
00:48:31.865 --> 00:48:33.301
Fuck.

1078
00:48:33.475 --> 00:48:35.260
Um, Cedric.

1079
00:48:35.434 --> 00:48:36.957
Addict. Alcoholic.

1080
00:48:37.131 --> 00:48:39.220
What'’s up?[Mike] Ced!

1081
00:48:39.394 --> 00:48:41.309
Um, fear.

1082
00:48:41.483 --> 00:48:43.181
I think we all got
the same fears.

1083
00:48:45.270 --> 00:48:47.402
But for real, fuck that team.

1084
00:48:47.576 --> 00:48:50.579
They get to go out every night
and have fun and drink.

1085
00:48:50.753 --> 00:48:52.320
Chill with girls and shit.

1086
00:48:52.494 --> 00:48:53.626
Meanwhile, we'’re sitting here,

1087
00:48:53.800 --> 00:48:55.584
a bunch of sober dicks
not doing shit.

1088
00:48:56.716 --> 00:48:58.631
They smoked us too,
in case y'’all forgot.

1089
00:48:59.284 --> 00:49:00.198
Like a crack rock.

1090
00:49:00.372 --> 00:49:01.721
What about gratitude, Ced?

1091
00:49:02.678 --> 00:49:03.636
I'’m grateful.

1092
00:49:04.680 --> 00:49:06.160
I didn'’t go 0 for 5 like Diego.

1093
00:49:06.334 --> 00:49:07.553
You gotta learn
how to swing, my G.

1094
00:49:07.727 --> 00:49:08.946
Oh, he swings.

1095
00:49:09.120 --> 00:49:10.425
All right, easy, Mike. Easy.

1096
00:49:10.599 --> 00:49:12.471
Oh, come on.
- Jake.

1097
00:49:12.645 --> 00:49:14.995
Alcoholic and K fanatic.

1098
00:49:15.169 --> 00:49:16.954
Jake.

1099
00:49:17.128 --> 00:49:18.433
Fuck those guys.

1100
00:49:18.607 --> 00:49:21.088
And fuck that girl
for calling us pussies too.

1101
00:49:21.262 --> 00:49:23.351
But why?
Why does that bother me?

1102
00:49:23.525 --> 00:49:25.310
Is there a way to use my anger,

1103
00:49:25.484 --> 00:49:28.443
but do it with
dignity and integrity?

1104
00:49:28.617 --> 00:49:31.185
I'’m grateful we one and nothing,
but I can'’t lie to y'’all.

1105
00:49:31.359 --> 00:49:33.666
I'’m definitely scared of
that next team though.

1106
00:49:38.584 --> 00:49:39.628
Tom.

1107
00:49:39.802 --> 00:49:41.413
Alcoholic and food bitch.

1108
00:49:41.587 --> 00:49:43.676
Cruise.

1109
00:49:44.764 --> 00:49:45.983
I had fun at the game.

1110
00:49:46.853 --> 00:49:47.985
I know I suck,

1111
00:49:48.159 --> 00:49:49.290
but it was the first time
I had fun

1112
00:49:49.464 --> 00:49:51.510
doing something active
in, like, forever.

1113
00:49:52.772 --> 00:49:54.208
And you guys
are a great group.

1114
00:49:54.382 --> 00:49:57.124
And you have no idea
how much you'’ve helped me.

1115
00:49:57.298 --> 00:50:00.562
I wake up hating myself.

1116
00:50:00.736 --> 00:50:02.260
Yeah.

1117
00:50:02.434 --> 00:50:05.393
It takes me so much to get
out of bed on a daily basis.

1118
00:50:05.567 --> 00:50:08.527
But when you guys make fun
of each other, and me,

1119
00:50:08.701 --> 00:50:10.181
it literally keeps me going.

1120
00:50:11.312 --> 00:50:13.923
You guys inspire me.

1121
00:50:15.316 --> 00:50:17.275
And I know
I have to lose weight.

1122
00:50:19.277 --> 00:50:21.714
I'’m scared,
but I-- I have to try.

1123
00:50:21.888 --> 00:50:25.152
I mean, I'’ve been here,
what, five years, Pete?

1124
00:50:25.326 --> 00:50:26.675
- Seven.
- Seven.

1125
00:50:29.200 --> 00:50:30.201
And, Morris,

1126
00:50:31.898 --> 00:50:33.682
I'’m so grateful
you showed up here.

1127
00:50:34.988 --> 00:50:37.208
You'’ve had such
a big impact on me.

1128
00:50:38.078 --> 00:50:39.514
You fucking rock, dude.

1129
00:50:42.517 --> 00:50:46.217
And I-- I'’m afraid to
lose the house,
I really am.

1130
00:50:47.653 --> 00:50:49.655
It'’s a major fear for me.

1131
00:50:49.829 --> 00:50:51.222
Put Stew on first.

1132
00:50:53.746 --> 00:50:55.748
I fucking suck!

1133
00:50:55.922 --> 00:50:57.489
I fucking suck.

1134
00:50:57.663 --> 00:50:59.665
- I fucking suck.
- You don'’t suck, bud.

1135
00:50:59.839 --> 00:51:02.494
But, Stewie, you did have
a sick snag though, brother.

1136
00:51:02.668 --> 00:51:04.583
That'’s right.
That'’s right. That'’s right.

1137
00:51:04.757 --> 00:51:05.888
Wanna follow that, Morris?

1138
00:51:07.020 --> 00:51:08.239
Not really.

1139
00:51:10.937 --> 00:51:13.070
Morris. Alcoholic.

1140
00:51:13.244 --> 00:51:14.723
Morris.

1141
00:51:16.377 --> 00:51:17.900
Fear. Uh...

1142
00:51:21.034 --> 00:51:24.690
I'’m scared my ex
won'’t let me
see my daughter again.

1143
00:51:31.349 --> 00:51:32.872
I'’m scared
I won'’t work again.

1144
00:51:35.004 --> 00:51:36.571
I'’m scared
I won'’t be inspired.

1145
00:51:38.791 --> 00:51:40.314
I have so many doubts.

1146
00:51:42.055 --> 00:51:44.144
And I'’m so mad at myself.

1147
00:51:44.318 --> 00:51:46.407
Because
I fucking know better.

1148
00:51:46.581 --> 00:51:49.497
But whenever the opportunity
to drink comes up,

1149
00:51:49.671 --> 00:51:54.285
my brain somehow forgets
how unstoppable
the debauchery is.

1150
00:51:57.331 --> 00:52:01.205
How many times
I'’ve driven drunk

1151
00:52:01.379 --> 00:52:03.729
with my daughter in the car?

1152
00:52:03.903 --> 00:52:05.339
Like totally wasted.

1153
00:52:06.645 --> 00:52:07.733
Not just a little.

1154
00:52:10.736 --> 00:52:14.131
And when I fell over
on my bike

1155
00:52:15.175 --> 00:52:17.046
when she was on the back

1156
00:52:17.221 --> 00:52:18.874
and she was three years old.

1157
00:52:20.963 --> 00:52:23.314
And she cried and she cried.

1158
00:52:24.837 --> 00:52:26.708
And I just tried to shake it off

1159
00:52:26.882 --> 00:52:29.537
and tried to make her laugh
like some fucking idiot.

1160
00:52:35.282 --> 00:52:36.892
I'’m a little lost right now.

1161
00:52:41.636 --> 00:52:42.637
Thanks.

1162
00:52:44.683 --> 00:52:45.684
That'’s it.

1163
00:52:48.730 --> 00:52:50.167
Shit, I'’m sorry.

1164
00:52:52.299 --> 00:52:53.605
I'’m grateful.

1165
00:52:57.435 --> 00:52:59.306
I'’m grateful to
be here with you guys.

1166
00:53:03.180 --> 00:53:05.269
I'’ve had
these tiny, tiny moments

1167
00:53:05.443 --> 00:53:07.009
where my mind gets quiet.

1168
00:53:09.316 --> 00:53:11.188
I'’m hoping
for more of those.

1169
00:53:14.365 --> 00:53:15.366
Thanks.

1170
00:53:16.236 --> 00:53:17.716
Nice.[Pete] Nice.

1171
00:53:17.890 --> 00:53:19.500
Well done, brother.

1172
00:53:20.849 --> 00:53:22.329
My man Morris.

1173
00:54:25.000 --> 00:54:26.611
<i>Why you really
out here, Morris?</i>

1174
00:54:28.003 --> 00:54:30.441
<i>Trying to figure out
what to tell my little girl.</i>

1175
00:54:31.920 --> 00:54:33.792
Like, how do you say,
"Hey, sweetie,

1176
00:54:35.141 --> 00:54:36.751
Daddy'’s
got a drinking problem

1177
00:54:36.925 --> 00:54:39.058
and that'’s why
he left you home alone
for 12 hours"?

1178
00:54:40.929 --> 00:54:43.280
That sounds pretty good
right there.

1179
00:54:47.762 --> 00:54:49.373
I never knew my dad.

1180
00:54:51.723 --> 00:54:53.464
Probably why
I'’m so fucked up.

1181
00:54:56.293 --> 00:54:58.730
Yeah, when my dad died
that fucked me up too.

1182
00:55:04.605 --> 00:55:06.215
Yeah, let'’s do it!

1183
00:55:11.090 --> 00:55:12.309
What'’s up, babe?

1184
00:55:12.483 --> 00:55:13.658
This fucking guy.[all] Hey!

1185
00:55:13.832 --> 00:55:15.529
Daddy'’s home.

1186
00:55:15.703 --> 00:55:17.096
Let'’s go. Reno, baby.

1187
00:55:17.270 --> 00:55:18.967
That is no good.

1188
00:55:19.794 --> 00:55:21.318
Weird night, huh, Morris?

1189
00:55:22.971 --> 00:55:24.016
Definitely.

1190
00:56:09.061 --> 00:56:10.715
All right,
you got eight minutes.

1191
00:56:10.889 --> 00:56:12.020
Loosen up.

1192
00:56:14.936 --> 00:56:16.764
Anybody heard
from Garvey?

1193
00:56:16.938 --> 00:56:19.637
Gang,
you know he'’s locked up
in a hotel room in Reno.

1194
00:56:19.811 --> 00:56:21.465
Say goodbye to the house.

1195
00:56:21.639 --> 00:56:23.554
Never thought
I'’d be missing Garvey.

1196
00:56:23.728 --> 00:56:26.383
Yo, if anyone needs
to be positive right now,
it'’s you, Pete.

1197
00:56:26.557 --> 00:56:27.819
Pull it together, man.

1198
00:56:27.993 --> 00:56:28.994
You'’re right, Mike D.
You'’re right.

1199
00:56:29.168 --> 00:56:30.822
Let'’s get it together, boys.

1200
00:56:30.996 --> 00:56:32.998
Honestly,
we'’re kind of fucked.[Morris] Come on, now.

1201
00:56:33.172 --> 00:56:35.130
I'’m gonna put Stew at first.

1202
00:56:35.304 --> 00:56:38.960
And let'’s have
Diego pinch-run for
any of you slowpokes.

1203
00:56:39.134 --> 00:56:40.353
We gotta
score some runs, guys.

1204
00:56:40.527 --> 00:56:42.268
If we score,
we have a chance.

1205
00:56:42.442 --> 00:56:44.879
Defense is getting better,
so let'’s do this.

1206
00:56:45.053 --> 00:56:46.794
- All right.
- Go get it.

1207
00:56:46.968 --> 00:56:48.230
So let'’s do this.

1208
00:56:48.405 --> 00:56:50.145
Let'’s go.
Come on, man!

1209
00:56:51.973 --> 00:56:52.974
All right.

1210
00:56:54.019 --> 00:56:54.933
Come on, Dip.

1211
00:56:56.587 --> 00:56:58.327
<i>♪ Woken up to a pint of Tuss ♪</i>

1212
00:56:58.502 --> 00:57:00.155
<i>♪ Bitch, I'’m born to bust
Dangerous ♪</i>

1213
00:57:00.329 --> 00:57:02.070
<i>♪ All my clicky shifty
And shiesty as fuck ♪</i>

1214
00:57:02.244 --> 00:57:03.463
<i>♪ Who want up, who want next? ♪</i>

1215
00:57:03.637 --> 00:57:05.117
<i>♪ Got one hundred on my neck ♪</i>

1216
00:57:05.291 --> 00:57:06.727
<i>♪ Jewels
I break rules and cash checks ♪</i>

1217
00:57:06.901 --> 00:57:07.946
<i>♪ Slap dicks
Inside my new TECs ♪</i>

1218
00:57:08.120 --> 00:57:09.817
<i>♪ Let'’s air it out ♪</i>

1219
00:57:09.991 --> 00:57:11.123
<i>♪ Got a lot of enemies
Don'’t talk about ♪</i>

1220
00:57:11.297 --> 00:57:13.604
Fuck.

1221
00:57:13.778 --> 00:57:15.257
<i>♪ I'’m really '’bout
Sex Pistols, violence ♪</i>

1222
00:57:15.432 --> 00:57:16.998
<i>♪ Woke up on an island ♪</i>

1223
00:57:17.172 --> 00:57:18.913
<i>♪ Found out
It was Johnny Depp'’s ♪</i>

1224
00:57:19.087 --> 00:57:20.349
<i>♪ I'’ll get sued
If I talk '’bout it ♪</i>

1225
00:57:20.524 --> 00:57:22.439
Safe. You don'’t
high five the other team.

1226
00:57:22.613 --> 00:57:24.092
It'’s not something
- you do in softball.
- They'’re doing so great.

1227
00:57:24.266 --> 00:57:25.529
- I said not on my field.
- Okay.

1228
00:57:25.703 --> 00:57:27.922
<i>♪ Got a .45 up in my new ride ♪</i>

1229
00:57:28.096 --> 00:57:29.446
Let'’s go. Run.

1230
00:57:30.534 --> 00:57:32.274
Safe.

1231
00:57:32.449 --> 00:57:34.015
<i>♪ Really hugging blocks
Really toting Glocks ♪</i>

1232
00:57:34.189 --> 00:57:35.930
<i>♪ Really off the shits
Really bobo off... ♪</i>

1233
00:57:36.104 --> 00:57:37.062
Wait.

1234
00:57:37.236 --> 00:57:40.152
Go back, go back, go back!

1235
00:57:44.548 --> 00:57:46.506
Fuck.
- Strike!

1236
00:57:53.513 --> 00:57:54.993
- Should I bunt it?
- Don'’t dare bunt.

1237
00:57:55.167 --> 00:57:56.603
No,
there'’s no bunting.

1238
00:57:58.170 --> 00:57:59.388
He'’s out.

1239
00:57:59.563 --> 00:58:00.825
No bunting.

1240
00:58:02.740 --> 00:58:04.219
Run, run, run, run, run!

1241
00:58:04.393 --> 00:58:05.307
Run, Stew, run!

1242
00:58:05.482 --> 00:58:06.874
Run, run, run, run!

1243
00:58:07.048 --> 00:58:08.789
Get back, get back,
get back, get back!

1244
00:58:08.963 --> 00:58:10.051
What are you doing?

1245
00:58:11.226 --> 00:58:12.663
Ball.
- What?

1246
00:58:12.837 --> 00:58:14.578
- Ball.
- It was obviously
a fucking strike.

1247
00:58:14.752 --> 00:58:16.710
It was obviously
- a fucking ball!
- What are you, blind?

1248
00:58:16.884 --> 00:58:18.277
What, you got
sunscreen in your eyes?

1249
00:58:18.451 --> 00:58:20.105
Hey, look at my eyes.
Twenty-twenty vision, bitch.

1250
00:58:20.279 --> 00:58:21.889
- That was a ball.
- Twenty-twenty, my ass.

1251
00:58:22.063 --> 00:58:23.717
Look right here,
- 20-20 vision!
- Whatever, you look like--

1252
00:58:23.891 --> 00:58:25.284
- Twenty-twenty vision!
- Back off of me!

1253
00:58:25.458 --> 00:58:26.894
Why don'’t you put
some Tic Tacs in your mouth?

1254
00:58:27.068 --> 00:58:28.417
You want out of this game?

1255
00:58:28.592 --> 00:58:29.767
I want out of this game.
I don'’t give a shit.

1256
00:58:29.941 --> 00:58:31.725
What, Morris?
It was obviously a strike!

1257
00:58:31.899 --> 00:58:33.161
Relax, man.[Morris] Apologize.

1258
00:58:33.335 --> 00:58:34.728
All right,
I'’m sorry, okay?

1259
00:58:34.902 --> 00:58:36.077
- I'’m sorry.
- Relax, man.

1260
00:58:36.251 --> 00:58:37.775
- Chill, bro.
- You sure as hell are.

1261
00:58:37.949 --> 00:58:39.559
Fucking
Pebbles'’ grandmother.

1262
00:58:45.130 --> 00:58:46.174
Safe.

1263
00:58:47.088 --> 00:58:48.612
Ball game.

1264
00:58:49.438 --> 00:58:50.875
- Why?
- Go home.

1265
00:58:51.049 --> 00:58:53.007
- Mercy rule. Mercy rule.
- What?

1266
00:58:53.181 --> 00:58:54.356
- Mercy rule.
- What is that?

1267
00:58:54.531 --> 00:58:56.054
Mercy?
We want more pain.

1268
00:58:56.228 --> 00:58:57.969
They'’ve got too many runs.
You can'’t catch up.

1269
00:58:58.143 --> 00:58:59.797
That'’s game.[Morris] Mercy rule, guys!

1270
00:58:59.971 --> 00:59:01.189
Look it up.
- Goddamn it!

1271
00:59:01.363 --> 00:59:02.626
Go home.
I gotta shit.

1272
00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:04.323
Let'’s get all our shit
out of the dugout.

1273
00:59:05.803 --> 00:59:07.805
It'’s called
cognitive dissonance.

1274
00:59:07.979 --> 00:59:10.634
The wanting to quit,
but not being able to.

1275
00:59:10.808 --> 00:59:13.985
You know
I got arrested twice
during the pregnancy?

1276
00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:15.508
A nude pier jump.

1277
00:59:15.682 --> 00:59:17.858
And a DUI
in my parked car, bro.

1278
00:59:18.032 --> 00:59:21.122
It was hell for me.
Even more hell for his mom.

1279
00:59:21.296 --> 00:59:24.343
Spiritually,
one of the lowest places
I ever been.

1280
00:59:24.517 --> 00:59:26.911
And with
a beautiful little boy
on the way.

1281
00:59:27.085 --> 00:59:29.653
But I can'’t get caught up
in the couldas, shouldas.

1282
00:59:29.827 --> 00:59:31.959
I got a real chance now,
Morris, to be a rad dad.

1283
00:59:32.133 --> 00:59:34.048
I like that.

1284
00:59:34.222 --> 00:59:36.181
You'’re so lucky
you don'’t gotta get sober.

1285
00:59:36.355 --> 00:59:37.704
You'’re already doing it.

1286
00:59:37.878 --> 00:59:40.228
Kids, they'’ll love you
no matter what.

1287
00:59:40.402 --> 00:59:41.665
And if you can stay sober,

1288
00:59:41.839 --> 00:59:43.492
it'’ll make it
way less painful for them.

1289
00:59:46.408 --> 00:59:47.627
Kiedis lights me up.

1290
00:59:48.585 --> 00:59:50.064
His mom and me
still have hiccups,

1291
00:59:50.238 --> 00:59:52.371
but we'’re getting better
at the co-parenting thing.

1292
00:59:52.545 --> 00:59:54.329
I'’m connected with some
sober guys that got kids,

1293
00:59:54.503 --> 00:59:56.593
so it really helps
give perspective.

1294
00:59:56.767 --> 00:59:58.203
Plus, there'’s always
some guy

1295
00:59:58.377 --> 01:00:00.205
that'’s been in
the same place I'’m in now.

1296
01:00:00.379 --> 01:00:02.120
And someone with
a way worse situation.

1297
01:00:03.512 --> 01:00:04.644
Kiedis, like Anthony?

1298
01:00:04.818 --> 01:00:05.950
Hey, I know, right?

1299
01:00:06.124 --> 01:00:07.604
His mom'’s a huge
Chili Peppers fan.

1300
01:00:07.778 --> 01:00:09.127
The kid looks like me,

1301
01:00:09.301 --> 01:00:10.911
so the fear that Anthony Kiedis
is his father...

1302
01:00:11.085 --> 01:00:12.913
...that shit
did not last long.

1303
01:00:14.611 --> 01:00:17.135
I always wanted to
direct a Chili Peppers video.

1304
01:00:18.745 --> 01:00:20.486
You'’ve surfed before, right?

1305
01:00:20.660 --> 01:00:21.835
It'’s been a minute.

1306
01:00:22.706 --> 01:00:24.272
Hey, Jake!

1307
01:00:25.534 --> 01:00:27.232
Oh, hey, Kat, what'’s up?

1308
01:00:27.406 --> 01:00:28.625
Hey, that'’s Kat.

1309
01:00:28.799 --> 01:00:30.844
Kat does what I do.
Surf therapy.

1310
01:00:32.019 --> 01:00:33.978
All right.
Think I'’m gonna go out.

1311
01:00:37.808 --> 01:00:39.244
I'’m gonna stretch.

1312
01:00:50.037 --> 01:00:54.389
<i>♪ Hey, man, what'’s the news? ♪</i>

1313
01:00:54.563 --> 01:00:56.696
<i>♪ Cracking up ♪</i>

1314
01:00:57.479 --> 01:00:58.959
<i>♪ How about you ♪</i>

1315
01:01:00.091 --> 01:01:01.701
<i>♪ Spacing out ♪</i>

1316
01:01:02.484 --> 01:01:04.704
<i>♪ Yeah, me too ♪</i>

1317
01:01:04.878 --> 01:01:06.967
<i>♪ Rolling on ♪</i>

1318
01:01:07.141 --> 01:01:09.230
<i>♪ Smiling through ♪</i>

1319
01:01:09.404 --> 01:01:13.887
<i>♪ I want happy damage ♪</i>

1320
01:01:15.019 --> 01:01:18.326
<i>♪ I want it all in my head ♪</i>

1321
01:01:19.937 --> 01:01:21.852
<i>♪ Psychic terror ♪</i>

1322
01:01:22.635 --> 01:01:23.767
<i>♪ What a waste ♪</i>

1323
01:01:25.769 --> 01:01:27.292
What'’s going on,
you two?

1324
01:01:30.643 --> 01:01:32.863
Man.

1325
01:01:33.037 --> 01:01:34.908
You guys didn'’t catch
one single wave.

1326
01:01:35.648 --> 01:01:36.910
I'’m catching rays.

1327
01:01:37.084 --> 01:01:38.738
This is my happy place.

1328
01:01:38.912 --> 01:01:40.653
Surf. Therapy.

1329
01:01:41.698 --> 01:01:43.264
Feel like
I'’ve been tricked.

1330
01:01:43.438 --> 01:01:45.353
You'’re just doing
way too much, my man.

1331
01:01:45.527 --> 01:01:46.703
Maybe slow down.

1332
01:01:47.573 --> 01:01:49.009
It'’s fun though, right?

1333
01:01:49.183 --> 01:01:50.402
Yeah.

1334
01:01:50.576 --> 01:01:52.534
I'’m gonna go
put my feet in the water.

1335
01:01:56.234 --> 01:01:57.235
You'’re pretty new?

1336
01:01:58.236 --> 01:01:59.324
Well, I used to surf

1337
01:01:59.498 --> 01:02:01.021
with my dad a lot
when I was young,

1338
01:02:01.195 --> 01:02:03.284
but it'’s been
more and more rare
over the years.

1339
01:02:04.416 --> 01:02:05.852
I'’m talking about sobriety.

1340
01:02:08.246 --> 01:02:09.813
Yeah. Uh...

1341
01:02:09.987 --> 01:02:11.379
Twenty-three days,
I think.

1342
01:02:11.553 --> 01:02:13.338
I just got a year.

1343
01:02:13.512 --> 01:02:14.687
Oh, congrats.

1344
01:02:16.210 --> 01:02:18.517
You'’re at a sober living
for girls?

1345
01:02:18.691 --> 01:02:20.693
Was. I'’m out now.

1346
01:02:20.867 --> 01:02:22.129
Got my own pad.

1347
01:02:22.303 --> 01:02:24.915
Trying to work things out
with my ex.

1348
01:02:25.089 --> 01:02:27.352
Still do surf therapy
with the girls from the house.

1349
01:02:28.962 --> 01:02:32.574
I have a hard time
seeing you at a place
like Sweet Dreams.

1350
01:02:34.141 --> 01:02:36.143
Misery doesn'’t care
what you look like.

1351
01:02:49.330 --> 01:02:51.463
What do you like, man?
Jazz? Hip-hop?

1352
01:02:51.637 --> 01:02:53.595
You look like
a blues kind of guy
though to me.

1353
01:02:54.509 --> 01:02:56.381
I want to be sober.

1354
01:02:56.555 --> 01:02:58.992
I want to be
a rad dad to my little girl.

1355
01:02:59.819 --> 01:03:01.342
That'’s great to hear, man.

1356
01:03:01.516 --> 01:03:03.780
I heard this guy
the other day
say this at a meeting--

1357
01:03:03.954 --> 01:03:06.695
"Argue for your own limitations
and you get to keep them."

1358
01:03:22.363 --> 01:03:24.452
We'’re out of time, guys.[Morris] Thanks, Mike D.

1359
01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:31.764
Big B.

1360
01:03:32.896 --> 01:03:33.897
What'’s up, homeboy?

1361
01:03:39.293 --> 01:03:42.166
You know, I probably
would'’ve been
more shaken up

1362
01:03:42.340 --> 01:03:44.385
had I not been so wasted
from the night before.

1363
01:03:47.040 --> 01:03:49.651
I got so fucked up
on an international flight,

1364
01:03:49.826 --> 01:03:51.653
I woke up
on the beach in Brazil

1365
01:03:51.828 --> 01:03:54.047
and I was married
to a prostitute.

1366
01:03:55.222 --> 01:03:58.617
Oh, dear.

1367
01:03:58.791 --> 01:04:00.140
I might still be.

1368
01:04:03.143 --> 01:04:05.406
Sounds like
you got your hands full, man.

1369
01:04:05.580 --> 01:04:07.147
Just stay close.

1370
01:04:07.321 --> 01:04:09.454
If you go all in on this,
you'’re gonna be amazed.

1371
01:04:09.628 --> 01:04:11.151
You'’re gonna find
that your old dreams,

1372
01:04:11.325 --> 01:04:13.545
they become
very different new dreams, man.

1373
01:04:13.719 --> 01:04:14.981
And you know what?

1374
01:04:15.155 --> 01:04:16.417
You'’ll start
caring about other people.

1375
01:04:16.591 --> 01:04:18.028
You won'’t be
a self-centered prick anymore,

1376
01:04:18.202 --> 01:04:19.943
burning bridges all over town.

1377
01:04:21.727 --> 01:04:22.859
I, um...

1378
01:04:24.904 --> 01:04:28.995
I was gonna maybe ask
if you could be my sponsor.

1379
01:04:29.169 --> 01:04:32.825
You know, all the signs
point to me taking
this sober thing seriously.

1380
01:04:33.913 --> 01:04:35.654
I'’ll be your sponsor
under two conditions.

1381
01:04:35.828 --> 01:04:37.308
One, you call me every day.

1382
01:04:37.482 --> 01:04:39.136
Call me, don'’t text me.

1383
01:04:39.310 --> 01:04:41.399
I'’m too old to be squinting
at my fucking phone and shit.

1384
01:04:41.573 --> 01:04:43.314
And two, don'’t lie to me.

1385
01:04:43.488 --> 01:04:45.142
Morris, if you lie to me,
we'’re done.

1386
01:04:45.316 --> 01:04:46.621
Okay.

1387
01:04:46.795 --> 01:04:48.014
No, I mean,
if you lie to me, we'’re done.

1388
01:04:48.188 --> 01:04:49.407
I got it.

1389
01:04:49.581 --> 01:04:50.712
Okay.

1390
01:04:50.887 --> 01:04:52.105
Fucking Christ.
Do you want to eat?

1391
01:04:52.279 --> 01:04:53.628
'’Cause I want to eat.

1392
01:04:53.802 --> 01:04:55.892
- Yeah, I could eat.
- Yeah, he can eat!

1393
01:04:56.066 --> 01:04:57.328
Yeah.

1394
01:04:57.502 --> 01:04:59.286
Fuck yeah.
Let'’s eat, dude.

1395
01:05:00.548 --> 01:05:01.898
You got a big book?

1396
01:05:02.072 --> 01:05:03.508
'’Cause I got some pages
I want you to read.

1397
01:05:03.682 --> 01:05:06.119
Jesus! What the fuck?

1398
01:05:08.252 --> 01:05:09.427
Guess lunch is out.

1399
01:05:11.342 --> 01:05:13.866
Sweet shit, it looks like
fucking Chernobyl in there.

1400
01:05:14.040 --> 01:05:16.390
Hey, you guys can'’t go in there.
We'’re closed for a while.

1401
01:05:16.564 --> 01:05:19.306
Some asshole drove
his truck through
the wall a few weeks ago.

1402
01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:21.700
Just waiting for insurance
to come and take some photos.

1403
01:05:21.874 --> 01:05:23.920
In the meantime,
I'’m just trying to air it out.

1404
01:05:26.879 --> 01:05:28.446
Morris, let'’s go.
What the fuck, man.

1405
01:05:28.620 --> 01:05:29.926
Come on. I'’m starving.

1406
01:05:35.844 --> 01:05:37.281
That place across the street
is pretty good.

1407
01:05:37.455 --> 01:05:39.457
They got half the recipes
from here anyway.

1408
01:05:39.631 --> 01:05:41.328
Right.
I'’m not really hungry anymore.

1409
01:05:41.502 --> 01:05:43.504
Do you think
we can just go back
to the house?

1410
01:05:44.897 --> 01:05:47.160
You'’re a weird guy,
- Morris.
- I know.

1411
01:05:47.334 --> 01:05:48.335
- I know.
- Let'’s go.

1412
01:05:50.816 --> 01:05:52.731
Boom. Sweet Dreams, kid.

1413
01:05:52.905 --> 01:05:54.472
This is where it all happens.

1414
01:05:56.909 --> 01:05:58.128
Hey.

1415
01:05:58.302 --> 01:06:00.304
You sure you'’re okay, Morris?

1416
01:06:00.478 --> 01:06:02.610
Yeah. Yeah, I'’m good.

1417
01:06:02.784 --> 01:06:06.658
- Uh, I'’ll call you tomorrow.
- We got a lot of work to do.

1418
01:06:06.832 --> 01:06:09.835
Turns out our stories
are more alike
than we thought, you know.

1419
01:06:10.009 --> 01:06:11.968
Thanks for the lift, Frank.

1420
01:06:12.142 --> 01:06:13.230
Okay.

1421
01:06:19.149 --> 01:06:20.585
Yo, Pete!

1422
01:06:21.586 --> 01:06:23.153
What the fuck, bro?

1423
01:06:29.898 --> 01:06:31.813
They put a sign up
for the auction.

1424
01:06:57.796 --> 01:06:59.841
Oh. Oh. Oh!

1425
01:07:00.016 --> 01:07:00.929
Yeah!

1426
01:07:01.104 --> 01:07:02.714
Boom, baby, boom!

1427
01:07:07.327 --> 01:07:08.589
Come on, baby.

1428
01:07:10.591 --> 01:07:12.289
Let'’s go!

1429
01:07:12.463 --> 01:07:14.726
- Strike zone.
- Happy birthday, dude.

1430
01:07:23.169 --> 01:07:25.911
- This is a lot.
- You gotta lighten up, buddy.

1431
01:07:26.085 --> 01:07:27.956
Everybody love bowling.

1432
01:07:28.131 --> 01:07:29.610
There'’s girls here.

1433
01:07:29.784 --> 01:07:31.221
Plus, this is better
than sitting at home

1434
01:07:31.395 --> 01:07:33.266
watching Cruise
eat fucking pizza rolls.

1435
01:07:34.137 --> 01:07:35.399
Damn, Stew, I see you.

1436
01:07:35.573 --> 01:07:37.314
Yeah, that'’s right.
This is Raquel.

1437
01:07:37.488 --> 01:07:39.533
All the Roughhouse girls
are down there.

1438
01:07:39.707 --> 01:07:40.969
- Hey, I'’m Jake.
- Hey, Raquel.

1439
01:07:41.144 --> 01:07:42.188
Morris.

1440
01:07:43.059 --> 01:07:44.495
Is Kat down there too
or what?

1441
01:07:44.669 --> 01:07:45.670
Yeah, yeah.

1442
01:07:45.844 --> 01:07:47.280
I'’ll be right back.

1443
01:07:50.066 --> 01:07:51.415
All right, Dippity Doo.

1444
01:07:51.589 --> 01:07:52.720
Ow!

1445
01:07:54.287 --> 01:07:55.462
Come on,
come on, come on.

1446
01:07:57.073 --> 01:07:59.162
Hello, everyone.

1447
01:07:59.336 --> 01:08:01.729
Didn'’t know
the Insane Clown Posse
had a bowling team.

1448
01:08:01.903 --> 01:08:04.254
Morris, just the man
I was looking for.

1449
01:08:04.428 --> 01:08:06.038
Okay.

1450
01:08:06.212 --> 01:08:08.954
We haven'’t met,
but I'’ve heard a lot about you.

1451
01:08:09.520 --> 01:08:10.651
Hmm.

1452
01:08:10.825 --> 01:08:12.697
I'’m Bert,
D. Squiz'’s manager.

1453
01:08:13.611 --> 01:08:16.614
I'’m sorry. Who'’s D. Squiz?

1454
01:08:17.789 --> 01:08:19.617
You living under a rock?

1455
01:08:20.183 --> 01:08:21.227
Yeah.

1456
01:08:21.401 --> 01:08:22.663
Follow me.

1457
01:08:28.800 --> 01:08:30.454
Hey. Hey.

1458
01:08:30.628 --> 01:08:31.977
Isn'’t that
D. Squiz'’s dude?

1459
01:08:33.021 --> 01:08:34.066
How the fuck you know that?

1460
01:08:34.240 --> 01:08:35.372
The Internet.

1461
01:08:44.598 --> 01:08:47.210
So my director bailed
last minute

1462
01:08:47.384 --> 01:08:49.864
to do some Marvel shit,
so I'’m fucked.

1463
01:08:50.038 --> 01:08:51.388
Bert told me
you'’re the man, though.

1464
01:08:51.562 --> 01:08:53.216
I'’m making fun of
all the '’90s bands.

1465
01:08:53.390 --> 01:08:55.696
I really want it
to feel like that, okay?

1466
01:08:55.870 --> 01:08:57.959
I got a big-ass budget.
It'’s gonna be on some MTV shit.

1467
01:09:00.179 --> 01:09:02.399
And you guys want me?

1468
01:09:02.573 --> 01:09:04.009
We don'’t care
what anybody else says.

1469
01:09:04.183 --> 01:09:05.271
You'’re the guy.

1470
01:09:06.620 --> 01:09:07.752
It'’s all set up
for Saturday.

1471
01:09:07.926 --> 01:09:09.493
All you gotta do
is show up.

1472
01:09:09.667 --> 01:09:11.016
Saturday, this Saturday?

1473
01:09:11.190 --> 01:09:13.061
- Like, this Saturday.
- Shit.

1474
01:09:14.976 --> 01:09:15.890
- All right?
- Hey.

1475
01:09:16.064 --> 01:09:17.501
Are you in or are you out?

1476
01:09:25.073 --> 01:09:27.685
I'’m gonna need
all you guys to blow!

1477
01:09:27.859 --> 01:09:31.123
Dip, Cedric, Morris,
you'’re on the pee list tonight!

1478
01:09:31.297 --> 01:09:32.820
Aight, bet.

1479
01:09:32.994 --> 01:09:35.432
Yo, next time I'’m gonna get
a turkey though, watch.

1480
01:09:35.606 --> 01:09:37.260
Take a leak.

1481
01:09:37.434 --> 01:09:38.870
Hey, you get her number?

1482
01:09:39.044 --> 01:09:41.046
I got her IG,
- but she already blocked me.
- Fuck!

1483
01:09:42.700 --> 01:09:44.528
Here you go.
Thanks, Morris.

1484
01:09:47.444 --> 01:09:48.445
Dip.

1485
01:09:48.619 --> 01:09:49.794
Yes, sir.

1486
01:10:03.895 --> 01:10:06.245
Weird. It'’s coming up
hot for opiates.

1487
01:10:06.811 --> 01:10:08.726
Hmm. Yup.

1488
01:10:08.900 --> 01:10:10.467
There something
you need to tell me?

1489
01:10:12.512 --> 01:10:14.688
I ate a poppy seed bagel
the other day.

1490
01:10:14.862 --> 01:10:16.777
You know what?
We'’ll just talk
after Cedric gets done.

1491
01:10:16.951 --> 01:10:19.302
Get out of here.
Wait for me over there.
Ced, come on.

1492
01:10:21.782 --> 01:10:22.827
Here you go.

1493
01:10:29.486 --> 01:10:31.705
Not so fresh,
but it'’s clean.

1494
01:10:31.879 --> 01:10:34.317
Damn, Dip.
Told you not to eat that bagel.

1495
01:10:34.491 --> 01:10:36.014
Hey, Jake.

1496
01:10:36.188 --> 01:10:37.711
Put these samples
up for me, okay?

1497
01:10:37.885 --> 01:10:39.757
And take
the Breathalyzer equipment
and put it up too.

1498
01:10:39.931 --> 01:10:41.280
- All right, Pete.
- Thank you.

1499
01:10:45.153 --> 01:10:47.068
You know, once
we send those samples
over to the lab,

1500
01:10:47.243 --> 01:10:50.811
we'’ll be able to trace
if it'’s a bagel
or something else.

1501
01:11:01.735 --> 01:11:02.910
Fuck.

1502
01:11:07.915 --> 01:11:09.830
Oh, fuck. Jesus.

1503
01:11:11.354 --> 01:11:12.790
[Kat] What'’s up, boys?

1504
01:11:13.443 --> 01:11:14.357
The fuck?

1505
01:11:14.531 --> 01:11:16.010
Oh, yeah,
you guys made it!

1506
01:11:16.184 --> 01:11:17.621
Jake to
the motherfucking rescue.

1507
01:11:17.795 --> 01:11:19.710
More like Kat to
the motherfucking rescue.

1508
01:11:19.884 --> 01:11:20.798
What'’s up, girl?

1509
01:11:20.972 --> 01:11:22.495
Why didn'’t you tell me?

1510
01:11:22.669 --> 01:11:24.280
Man, you got a lot
going on as it is,

1511
01:11:24.454 --> 01:11:25.846
so I just wanted to
look out for you.

1512
01:11:26.020 --> 01:11:27.370
Diego, do you got our uniforms?

1513
01:11:27.544 --> 01:11:28.806
Yeah, they'’re right here.

1514
01:11:28.980 --> 01:11:29.981
Meet Syd and Lily.

1515
01:11:30.155 --> 01:11:31.548
Hi.[Pete] Hi, Syd.

1516
01:11:31.722 --> 01:11:32.897
I'’m Cedric.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.

1517
01:11:33.071 --> 01:11:34.028
Hi. Diego.

1518
01:11:34.202 --> 01:11:36.248
- Tom Cruise.
- I'’m Dip.

1519
01:11:36.422 --> 01:11:38.424
Uh, who'’s that?

1520
01:11:38.598 --> 01:11:39.991
Stew.

1521
01:11:40.165 --> 01:11:42.254
Aw, we love Stew.

1522
01:11:42.907 --> 01:11:45.475
Okay, guys, and girls,

1523
01:11:45.649 --> 01:11:48.347
we'’ve been playing
pretty good on defense lately,

1524
01:11:48.521 --> 01:11:49.870
so let'’s stick with that.

1525
01:11:50.044 --> 01:11:53.221
Just get hits. Small ball.
We need base runners.

1526
01:11:53.396 --> 01:11:55.572
Stop trying to
win the game in one at bat.

1527
01:11:55.746 --> 01:11:58.314
And I don'’t need
to remind everyone
that if we lose today,

1528
01:11:58.488 --> 01:12:00.316
we are done
in more ways than one,

1529
01:12:00.490 --> 01:12:02.927
so let'’s--Then stop reminding us,
bro. It'’s depressing.

1530
01:12:03.101 --> 01:12:04.537
Yeah,
we don'’t need a pep talk.

1531
01:12:04.711 --> 01:12:06.234
Let'’s just go murder
these motherfuckers.

1532
01:12:07.584 --> 01:12:09.150
Wait,
I'’m not wearing this.

1533
01:12:09.325 --> 01:12:10.717
What?
I worked hard on those.

1534
01:12:11.370 --> 01:12:12.458
I like it.

1535
01:12:13.372 --> 01:12:14.634
All right,
let'’s do this.

1536
01:12:14.808 --> 01:12:16.027
Kat, you'’re leading off.

1537
01:12:16.201 --> 01:12:17.550
- Let'’s get to it.
- Let'’s do it, Kat!

1538
01:12:17.724 --> 01:12:19.378
- Come on now!
- Here you go, Kat.

1539
01:12:36.700 --> 01:12:39.485
<i>♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪</i>

1540
01:12:39.659 --> 01:12:42.575
<i>♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪</i>

1541
01:12:42.749 --> 01:12:45.796
<i>♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪</i>

1542
01:12:45.970 --> 01:12:49.495
<i>♪ I dry those tears
From your eyes... ♪</i>

1543
01:12:49.669 --> 01:12:51.149
Aw, fuck.

1544
01:12:51.323 --> 01:12:53.369
That'’s all you, Kat, come on!
That'’s all you!

1545
01:12:54.413 --> 01:12:55.371
Let'’s go!

1546
01:12:59.462 --> 01:13:01.420
Hustle! Hustle!

1547
01:13:03.640 --> 01:13:04.815
All right!

1548
01:13:04.989 --> 01:13:07.600
Hold on line drives
and watch pop-ups.

1549
01:13:07.774 --> 01:13:08.732
All right.

1550
01:13:09.341 --> 01:13:10.386
Here you go.

1551
01:13:11.691 --> 01:13:14.912
<i>♪ I gotta go outside ♪</i>

1552
01:13:15.086 --> 01:13:17.958
<i>♪ '’Cause it'’ll make me smile ♪</i>

1553
01:13:18.132 --> 01:13:20.961
<i>♪ Yeah, it'’ll make me smile ♪</i>

1554
01:13:21.135 --> 01:13:23.877
<i>♪ Oh, why ♪</i>

1555
01:13:24.051 --> 01:13:26.967
<i>♪ Don'’t you go outside? ♪</i>

1556
01:13:27.141 --> 01:13:29.317
<i>♪ You think
It'’ll make you smile? ♪</i>

1557
01:13:29.492 --> 01:13:30.971
<i>♪ Think
It'’ll make you smile... ♪</i>

1558
01:13:31.145 --> 01:13:32.233
I got it!

1559
01:13:33.931 --> 01:13:35.019
Ball game!

1560
01:13:43.157 --> 01:13:46.639
We got two more games!
We got two more games to win!

1561
01:13:46.813 --> 01:13:50.513
<i>♪ And the mess we'’re making ♪</i>

1562
01:13:50.687 --> 01:13:54.821
<i>♪ It doesn'’t matter to me
Matter to me at all ♪</i>

1563
01:13:57.128 --> 01:14:01.698
<i>♪ Oh, and the news
They'’ll hate you ♪</i>

1564
01:14:01.872 --> 01:14:03.743
Yahoo!

1565
01:14:03.917 --> 01:14:06.006
<i>♪ It doesn'’t matter to me
Matter to me at all ♪</i>

1566
01:14:06.180 --> 01:14:07.878
All right!
Let'’s go, Kit Kat!

1567
01:14:09.445 --> 01:14:11.447
Give me some!
Nice work!

1568
01:14:14.450 --> 01:14:16.147
- Let'’s go!
- Let'’s go!

1569
01:14:16.321 --> 01:14:18.671
Two runs!
- Maybe we should try
to get it in the gap.

1570
01:14:26.679 --> 01:14:28.289
Go, baby, go!

1571
01:14:29.943 --> 01:14:30.683
Safe!

1572
01:14:35.209 --> 01:14:37.603
<i>♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪</i>

1573
01:14:37.777 --> 01:14:40.563
<i>♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪</i>

1574
01:14:40.737 --> 01:14:43.217
<i>♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪</i>

1575
01:14:44.567 --> 01:14:48.440
<i>♪ I dry those tears
From your eyes ♪</i>

1576
01:14:48.614 --> 01:14:52.139
<i>♪ They make me want to die ♪</i>

1577
01:14:52.313 --> 01:14:54.794
<i>♪ They make me want to die ♪</i>

1578
01:14:54.968 --> 01:14:56.056
<i>♪ Die ♪</i>

1579
01:15:15.249 --> 01:15:16.294
Hey.

1580
01:15:17.513 --> 01:15:18.426
You again.

1581
01:15:18.601 --> 01:15:20.864
Um, we'’re still closed.

1582
01:15:21.038 --> 01:15:23.997
Right. Is the owner here
by any chance?

1583
01:15:24.868 --> 01:15:26.086
Will!

1584
01:15:26.260 --> 01:15:27.740
Guy wants to talk to you.

1585
01:15:31.265 --> 01:15:33.659
- What'’s going on, brother?
- Hey.

1586
01:15:33.833 --> 01:15:36.880
My name is Morris,
and I'’m in a program.

1587
01:15:38.055 --> 01:15:41.145
And my sponsor suggested
that I come down here

1588
01:15:41.319 --> 01:15:43.626
to tell you
that I may be the person

1589
01:15:43.800 --> 01:15:47.194
that caused all this damage
to your place.

1590
01:15:50.067 --> 01:15:51.372
You'’re purple pants guy?

1591
01:15:52.069 --> 01:15:53.113
Yeah.

1592
01:15:56.769 --> 01:15:58.249
And part of my recovery...

1593
01:15:59.380 --> 01:16:02.427
If there'’s anything
I can do to make it right,

1594
01:16:02.601 --> 01:16:06.126
I'’d like to offer
that up because I'’m...

1595
01:16:09.260 --> 01:16:11.262
Hey, Frank,
you'’re not gonna believe this.

1596
01:16:11.436 --> 01:16:13.656
The owner is sober!

1597
01:16:13.830 --> 01:16:16.397
I have to work out the damages,

1598
01:16:16.572 --> 01:16:18.443
but, you know,
he'’s not gonna call the cops.

1599
01:16:18.617 --> 01:16:21.272
And I still have to figure out
whose truck I crashed, but...

1600
01:16:21.446 --> 01:16:23.404
Oh, God,
this is great, isn'’t it?

1601
01:16:25.276 --> 01:16:27.278
Frank? You there?

1602
01:16:29.802 --> 01:16:30.977
Ah, shit.

1603
01:16:33.893 --> 01:16:35.765
Frank! Hey!

1604
01:16:35.939 --> 01:16:39.116
You'’re not gonna believe this,
but the owner is sober.

1605
01:17:04.402 --> 01:17:06.883
I don'’t know how the hell
you guys pulled this off.

1606
01:17:08.406 --> 01:17:09.886
A lot of luck though.

1607
01:17:11.714 --> 01:17:12.802
How'’s your old man?

1608
01:17:12.976 --> 01:17:14.847
He'’s better.

1609
01:17:15.021 --> 01:17:17.937
I think the in-and-out
of the hospital was worse
than him being sick.

1610
01:17:18.111 --> 01:17:19.330
Mmm.

1611
01:17:19.504 --> 01:17:21.680
My dad,
he was so defiant.

1612
01:17:21.854 --> 01:17:23.900
Just always out
partying with his friends

1613
01:17:24.074 --> 01:17:27.338
and always hiding
from his family.

1614
01:17:27.512 --> 01:17:29.166
Never showed anybody
any pain.

1615
01:17:30.254 --> 01:17:32.082
Then he fucking
has a heart attack

1616
01:17:32.256 --> 01:17:34.040
from eating
too many hot dogs.

1617
01:17:35.128 --> 01:17:36.652
Sorry about your dad, Morris.

1618
01:17:37.740 --> 01:17:39.089
I'’m impressed, man.

1619
01:17:39.263 --> 01:17:41.526
I mean, when you first got here,
I was like,

1620
01:17:41.700 --> 01:17:45.051
"This guy has
no shot of making it."

1621
01:17:45.225 --> 01:17:47.793
I mean, you were so warped
in the image that you created.

1622
01:17:48.838 --> 01:17:51.275
Well, the guys
shut that down real quick.

1623
01:17:51.449 --> 01:17:54.060
You know,
I thought I was so cool.

1624
01:17:55.583 --> 01:17:57.020
I'’m a dork.

1625
01:17:57.194 --> 01:17:58.151
Thirty days.

1626
01:17:58.325 --> 01:18:00.545
It'’s a big fucking deal, man.

1627
01:18:01.764 --> 01:18:03.504
You'’re working the steps
with Frank, yeah?

1628
01:18:03.679 --> 01:18:06.594
Yeah, you know,
I'’m still freaking out

1629
01:18:06.769 --> 01:18:08.335
over the truck
I stole and crashed,

1630
01:18:08.509 --> 01:18:10.424
but Frank says
if I have one foot
in the future

1631
01:18:10.598 --> 01:18:11.774
and one foot in the past,

1632
01:18:11.948 --> 01:18:13.253
I'’m shitting on
the present, so...

1633
01:18:13.427 --> 01:18:16.256
Remember,
what you focus on will grow.

1634
01:18:17.214 --> 01:18:19.303
Like the connections
with these guys.

1635
01:18:20.608 --> 01:18:22.132
Just go
where the love is, man.

1636
01:18:22.306 --> 01:18:24.090
Go where the love is!

1637
01:18:27.006 --> 01:18:29.356
I'’m thinking of
stacking the lineup.

1638
01:18:30.749 --> 01:18:33.447
What?
I mean, you'’re the coach.

1639
01:18:33.621 --> 01:18:36.450
Things have been going so well,
it'’s kind of odd
to change things up.

1640
01:18:37.016 --> 01:18:38.365
That doesn'’t help.

1641
01:18:38.539 --> 01:18:40.977
Come on, man,
you'’re a baseball guy.

1642
01:18:41.151 --> 01:18:42.543
Like, what if
something happens to me?

1643
01:18:42.718 --> 01:18:45.329
I have
a stroke or something.

1644
01:18:45.503 --> 01:18:46.547
Stroke?

1645
01:18:47.418 --> 01:18:48.506
The fuck outta here.

1646
01:18:50.247 --> 01:18:52.771
You put that out there,
what'’s the matter with you?

1647
01:19:11.268 --> 01:19:13.749
Oh, man,
what am I gonna
tell everybody?

1648
01:19:32.028 --> 01:19:33.638
<i>♪ I'’m tryna fuck
Before the bomb drops ♪</i>

1649
01:19:33.812 --> 01:19:35.422
<i>♪ Get to you before
They build that wall ♪</i>

1650
01:19:35.596 --> 01:19:37.163
<i>♪ Party on till my heart stops ♪</i>

1651
01:19:37.337 --> 01:19:38.774
<i>♪ Before all of
That cholesterol ♪</i>

1652
01:19:38.948 --> 01:19:40.558
<i>♪ They copping pistols
Apocalypto ♪</i>

1653
01:19:40.732 --> 01:19:42.516
<i>♪ But I just want you
To take that off ♪</i>

1654
01:19:42.690 --> 01:19:44.344
<i>♪ If they pull us over
They can'’t hold us ♪</i>

1655
01:19:44.518 --> 01:19:45.955
<i>♪ We'’ll fuck
In front of that racist cop ♪</i>

1656
01:19:46.129 --> 01:19:47.739
<i>♪ The world gone to shit ♪</i>

1657
01:19:47.913 --> 01:19:49.262
<i>♪ We just trying to get lit ♪</i>

1658
01:19:49.436 --> 01:19:51.134
<i>♪ 24K handcuffs... ♪</i>

1659
01:19:51.308 --> 01:19:53.440
- Here you go. Thank you.
- Bye.

1660
01:19:55.225 --> 01:19:56.487
Damn, Morris.

1661
01:19:57.488 --> 01:19:58.532
Fuck.

1662
01:19:59.490 --> 01:20:00.752
Hey, y'’all seen
a tall white guy

1663
01:20:00.926 --> 01:20:02.145
with gray hair and glasses?

1664
01:20:02.319 --> 01:20:03.668
Nah, sorry.

1665
01:20:04.451 --> 01:20:05.496
Damn.[umpire] Game time!

1666
01:20:05.670 --> 01:20:07.367
Let'’s go, guys!

1667
01:20:07.541 --> 01:20:09.108
Where the fuck
- you at, Morris?
- All right, let'’s go.

1668
01:20:09.282 --> 01:20:10.501
Game time!

1669
01:20:10.675 --> 01:20:11.850
All right,
bring it in, everybody!

1670
01:20:12.024 --> 01:20:13.069
Come on!

1671
01:20:13.243 --> 01:20:14.853
Come on, Cruise,
hustle in!

1672
01:20:15.506 --> 01:20:16.899
Come on, guys!

1673
01:20:17.073 --> 01:20:18.161
Uh...

1674
01:20:19.075 --> 01:20:21.077
Uh...

1675
01:20:21.251 --> 01:20:23.340
Has anybody seen
Morris or Diego?

1676
01:20:23.514 --> 01:20:26.299
I seen Morris chopping it up
with D. Squiz
at the alley the other night.

1677
01:20:26.473 --> 01:20:27.910
I knew some shit was slimy.

1678
01:20:28.084 --> 01:20:29.259
Why the fuck
wouldn'’t you tell me?

1679
01:20:29.433 --> 01:20:30.651
You always tell me
to mind my own.

1680
01:20:30.826 --> 01:20:32.262
Motherfucker!

1681
01:20:34.046 --> 01:20:37.528
Okay, we'’ll just, um, do
what we always do.

1682
01:20:37.702 --> 01:20:40.531
Uh, except I'’ll take
Morris'’s spot on the lineup.

1683
01:20:40.705 --> 01:20:43.360
Aw, hell nah. Come on, Pete.
We gotta wait for them.

1684
01:20:43.534 --> 01:20:45.710
- They should be here by now.
- He fucked us for D. Squiz.

1685
01:20:45.884 --> 01:20:46.798
Hell no.

1686
01:20:46.972 --> 01:20:49.279
Uh, why don'’t we, uh...

1687
01:20:49.453 --> 01:20:50.846
Ced, you'’re up.

1688
01:20:51.020 --> 01:20:52.586
Hostage situation!

1689
01:20:52.760 --> 01:20:54.458
Morris sent me
on a wild goose chase.

1690
01:20:55.676 --> 01:20:58.114
Sorry, everybody.
My wires got crossed a little.

1691
01:20:58.288 --> 01:21:00.246
Drive it in, buddy.
Way to drive it home.

1692
01:21:02.988 --> 01:21:04.990
We'’ll talk later, Morris.

1693
01:21:05.164 --> 01:21:06.426
Yeah.

1694
01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:08.646
But right now,
Jake, you'’re leading off.

1695
01:21:08.820 --> 01:21:10.082
Switching things around,
everybody,

1696
01:21:10.256 --> 01:21:11.692
so we can score some runs quick

1697
01:21:11.867 --> 01:21:13.172
and get ahead of these pricks.

1698
01:21:13.346 --> 01:21:14.913
Hey, Morris!

1699
01:21:15.087 --> 01:21:17.785
Tell the chicks
they can come
celebrate with us later!

1700
01:21:18.917 --> 01:21:21.267
Bitches got the first round![groans] Gross.

1701
01:21:21.441 --> 01:21:22.616
Fucking hate that team.

1702
01:21:22.790 --> 01:21:24.140
You guys have history, huh?

1703
01:21:24.314 --> 01:21:26.403
Oh, yeah,
they beat us pretty bad.

1704
01:21:26.577 --> 01:21:28.971
With eight players,
and they were wasted.[Pete] That'’s right.

1705
01:21:29.145 --> 01:21:33.105
Coach, you really gonna put
Mike D, Stew, Cruise and Diego
back to back like that?

1706
01:21:33.279 --> 01:21:35.760
Hell yeah. Gives us a chance
to score five or six runs.

1707
01:21:35.934 --> 01:21:37.370
Without it,
we score two or three.

1708
01:21:37.544 --> 01:21:40.025
You know with them at bat,
we'’re gonna score zero.

1709
01:21:40.199 --> 01:21:42.114
Look,
you guys asked me to coach.

1710
01:21:42.288 --> 01:21:43.811
No time to start
doubting me now.

1711
01:21:43.986 --> 01:21:45.726
Come on, let'’s get out there
and do this. Come on!

1712
01:21:45.901 --> 01:21:47.772
[Pete] Come on!

1713
01:21:49.948 --> 01:21:51.428
Come on. Come on.

1714
01:21:54.039 --> 01:21:55.258
Come on, Morris!

1715
01:22:02.569 --> 01:22:03.614
Safe!

1716
01:22:08.488 --> 01:22:10.577
Safe!

1717
01:22:25.941 --> 01:22:26.985
Move, you little shit!

1718
01:22:30.858 --> 01:22:32.643
Cruise, Cruise,
look alive!

1719
01:22:32.817 --> 01:22:34.819
Hey, not bad.
Congratulations.

1720
01:22:34.993 --> 01:22:37.517
We gotta figure out
how to stop these guys.

1721
01:22:37.691 --> 01:22:39.650
Or just keep up with them.

1722
01:22:40.477 --> 01:22:41.434
Go, Jake!

1723
01:22:53.664 --> 01:22:54.708
Safe!

1724
01:22:57.189 --> 01:22:58.625
All right,
shake it off, shake it off.

1725
01:22:58.799 --> 01:22:59.975
Come on, Morris!

1726
01:23:01.150 --> 01:23:02.847
Yeah, baby!
That'’s it!

1727
01:23:03.021 --> 01:23:04.153
Oh, my God!

1728
01:23:04.936 --> 01:23:06.938
Give me some, baby!

1729
01:23:08.244 --> 01:23:10.681
Whoo-hoo!
Come on, Kat, bring it in!

1730
01:23:10.855 --> 01:23:12.030
Whoo!

1731
01:23:12.204 --> 01:23:15.555
Come on, coach, baby!
Yahoo!

1732
01:23:16.600 --> 01:23:18.863
Whoo-hoo!

1733
01:23:26.436 --> 01:23:27.263
Out!

1734
01:23:32.050 --> 01:23:34.705
Hey, Morris,
this one'’s for your wife.

1735
01:23:42.887 --> 01:23:44.062
Hold him back,
hold him back!

1736
01:23:44.236 --> 01:23:45.498
Go to first,
go to first!

1737
01:23:46.847 --> 01:23:48.327
Ooh!

1738
01:23:48.501 --> 01:23:49.633
That'’s an out,
that'’s an out.

1739
01:23:49.807 --> 01:23:51.809
Motherfuckers!

1740
01:23:54.420 --> 01:23:55.552
Come on now, bud!

1741
01:23:56.857 --> 01:23:58.337
Come on, Chuck Morris!

1742
01:23:58.511 --> 01:23:59.556
Come on, Richie.

1743
01:23:59.730 --> 01:24:01.079
Come on, Mor!

1744
01:24:01.253 --> 01:24:03.951
Let'’s go, Morris.
Come on, buddy.

1745
01:24:11.785 --> 01:24:14.353
Good eye!
Good eye, good eye, baby!

1746
01:24:14.527 --> 01:24:19.010
<i>♪ You got to trust
Your instincts ♪</i>

1747
01:24:20.316 --> 01:24:23.928
<i>♪ And let go of regret ♪</i>

1748
01:24:26.104 --> 01:24:30.021
<i>♪ And to bet
On yourself now, star ♪</i>

1749
01:24:30.195 --> 01:24:32.850
<i>♪ '’Cause that'’s your best bet ♪</i>

1750
01:24:37.420 --> 01:24:39.204
Go, go, go, go!

1751
01:24:39.378 --> 01:24:41.467
We got a run!
We got a run!

1752
01:24:43.078 --> 01:24:45.732
<i>♪ This is the style we bring ♪</i>

1753
01:24:45.906 --> 01:24:47.691
Let'’s go, Morris!

1754
01:24:49.780 --> 01:24:50.781
Thanks for this.

1755
01:24:53.740 --> 01:24:55.264
Daddy!

1756
01:24:58.397 --> 01:25:00.138
- Hey!
- Hey! There he is.

1757
01:25:05.056 --> 01:25:07.450
Morris![Pete] Run, Morris!
Jesus!

1758
01:25:07.624 --> 01:25:08.712
Run!

1759
01:25:12.455 --> 01:25:13.586
Safe!

1760
01:25:15.458 --> 01:25:16.720
Whoo!

1761
01:25:16.894 --> 01:25:19.723
- Yay!
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!

1762
01:25:22.552 --> 01:25:23.553
Let'’s go!

1763
01:25:24.989 --> 01:25:27.209
Go, Coach! Come on, Coach!

1764
01:25:27.383 --> 01:25:30.037
Good job! Yeah!

1765
01:25:32.997 --> 01:25:34.303
Safe.

1766
01:25:40.265 --> 01:25:41.136
Fuck!

1767
01:25:45.270 --> 01:25:46.532
What'’s your Instagram handle?

1768
01:25:46.706 --> 01:25:48.404
All right,
come on, Sweet Dreams.

1769
01:25:48.578 --> 01:25:50.406
This is your last inning.
Let'’s go!

1770
01:25:50.580 --> 01:25:52.930
Let'’s go, Big C!
Come on, baby!

1771
01:25:54.932 --> 01:25:56.934
Come on, Ced!

1772
01:25:59.284 --> 01:26:01.721
Go, Cedric!

1773
01:26:01.895 --> 01:26:03.636
- Fuck!
- Strike one!

1774
01:26:03.810 --> 01:26:04.811
Oh!

1775
01:26:04.985 --> 01:26:07.336
Two more. Let'’s go.

1776
01:26:08.641 --> 01:26:10.034
We'’re fucked.

1777
01:26:10.208 --> 01:26:11.296
Come on, Stew!

1778
01:26:11.470 --> 01:26:13.298
Come on, Stew, let'’s go!

1779
01:26:13.472 --> 01:26:15.213
Base rip, buddy, come on.

1780
01:26:16.954 --> 01:26:18.173
Let'’s go, Beef Stew!

1781
01:26:18.347 --> 01:26:20.349
Come on, buddy,
let'’s get a hit, baby!

1782
01:26:20.523 --> 01:26:22.612
Come on, Stew![Mike] Come on, Stew!

1783
01:26:22.786 --> 01:26:24.875
Let'’s go, Stew. Base rip!

1784
01:26:25.049 --> 01:26:27.269
Base hit, buddy. You got this.

1785
01:26:39.759 --> 01:26:41.065
Safe!

1786
01:26:41.239 --> 01:26:43.459
Yeah, baby Stew, come on!

1787
01:26:43.633 --> 01:26:44.982
Give them that Stew shuffle!

1788
01:26:45.156 --> 01:26:47.202
Yeah! Whoo!

1789
01:26:52.468 --> 01:26:53.643
Thank you, God.

1790
01:26:53.817 --> 01:26:56.298
Come on, Diego.
Swing the bat, buddy.

1791
01:26:56.472 --> 01:26:58.125
Swing the bat.
Be aggressive.

1792
01:27:00.606 --> 01:27:02.521
- You have to swing, dude.
- Please.

1793
01:27:08.310 --> 01:27:10.660
Strike!
Good job, Richie.

1794
01:27:10.834 --> 01:27:13.097
- Good form, I guess.
- It'’s all right, buddy.
It'’s okay.

1795
01:27:13.271 --> 01:27:16.100
At least you swung.[Morris] All right, buddy.

1796
01:27:16.274 --> 01:27:18.363
Come on,
give me your best shot!

1797
01:27:18.537 --> 01:27:19.843
Come on, Diego!

1798
01:27:23.455 --> 01:27:25.675
Strike! Batter out!

1799
01:27:30.636 --> 01:27:32.159
It'’s okay.

1800
01:27:32.334 --> 01:27:34.031
It'’s all right.
At least you swung that time.

1801
01:27:35.075 --> 01:27:36.773
Who'’s up? Is it Cruise?

1802
01:27:36.947 --> 01:27:38.296
Cruise![Pete] Cruise!

1803
01:27:38.470 --> 01:27:40.255
You got it, Cruise.[Kat] Come on, Tom!

1804
01:27:40.429 --> 01:27:42.126
Come on, Cruise![Pete] Come on, Cruise.

1805
01:27:42.300 --> 01:27:43.910
- Don'’t fuck it up.
- Okay.

1806
01:27:44.084 --> 01:27:47.131
- Come on, Cruise.
- Let'’s go, Tom.

1807
01:27:48.611 --> 01:27:49.960
Hey, good game.

1808
01:27:50.134 --> 01:27:52.528
The hell are you doing, man?
Hit the ball. Damn.

1809
01:27:52.702 --> 01:27:53.833
Come on, Cruise!

1810
01:27:54.007 --> 01:27:55.400
- Better swing!
- Come on, buddy!

1811
01:27:55.574 --> 01:27:58.403
Earn your keep! Seven years!
Remember that, please!

1812
01:27:58.577 --> 01:28:00.666
Come on, Cruise, come on!

1813
01:28:03.539 --> 01:28:04.888
You got it, Cruise.

1814
01:28:05.062 --> 01:28:06.585
You got it, Cruise!

1815
01:28:07.978 --> 01:28:09.153
[umpire] Strike!

1816
01:28:09.327 --> 01:28:10.633
We have no shot.

1817
01:28:10.807 --> 01:28:12.199
There'’s no way
it'’s gonna happen.

1818
01:28:18.771 --> 01:28:20.556
Bring it in, outfield.

1819
01:28:32.394 --> 01:28:33.786
[spectator] Shit!

1820
01:28:34.961 --> 01:28:36.006
Safe!
- Oh, shit.

1821
01:28:36.572 --> 01:28:37.616
Safe!

1822
01:28:37.790 --> 01:28:39.314
[Pete] You okay, Cruise?

1823
01:28:39.488 --> 01:28:41.272
Hey, Pete. Come on.

1824
01:28:41.446 --> 01:28:43.143
He can'’t even get up.

1825
01:28:43.318 --> 01:28:45.015
You all right, buddy?

1826
01:28:45.189 --> 01:28:46.190
What hurts?

1827
01:28:46.364 --> 01:28:47.800
I think
I broke my anal bone.

1828
01:28:47.974 --> 01:28:49.324
It'’s a tailbone.
- You okay, man?

1829
01:28:49.498 --> 01:28:50.760
I broke both.

1830
01:28:50.934 --> 01:28:52.283
Don'’t be dramatic.
You got this.

1831
01:28:56.505 --> 01:28:58.550
Shake it off, buddy!
Shake it off!

1832
01:28:58.724 --> 01:29:00.247
All right,
all right, all right.

1833
01:29:00.422 --> 01:29:01.640
Nice and easy.

1834
01:29:01.814 --> 01:29:03.468
Looking good, baby.
- Nice and easy.

1835
01:29:03.642 --> 01:29:06.297
All right,
- give this boy some ice!
- You good?

1836
01:29:09.213 --> 01:29:11.171
Good job, Cruise.
Good job, dude.

1837
01:29:11.346 --> 01:29:13.217
Good job, buddy.
Good job, buddy.

1838
01:29:13.391 --> 01:29:14.740
Proud of you.

1839
01:29:16.829 --> 01:29:18.135
Diego.

1840
01:29:18.309 --> 01:29:20.267
- I need you to pinch-run.
- What? Are you serious?

1841
01:29:20.442 --> 01:29:21.443
Come on.

1842
01:29:22.531 --> 01:29:23.923
Come on, Diego.

1843
01:29:24.097 --> 01:29:25.621
You got it, you got it.

1844
01:29:27.057 --> 01:29:28.319
All right.

1845
01:29:30.234 --> 01:29:32.497
Mike D, keep it
on the ground, man.

1846
01:29:32.671 --> 01:29:34.107
All we need'’s a base hit.

1847
01:29:34.281 --> 01:29:36.588
Come on, Mike D!

1848
01:29:43.378 --> 01:29:45.292
Get us a rip, Mike D!

1849
01:29:45.467 --> 01:29:48.034
All right, it'’s okay.
It'’s okay.

1850
01:29:48.208 --> 01:29:49.514
Good job. Good job.

1851
01:29:51.734 --> 01:29:52.691
Hi!

1852
01:29:55.302 --> 01:29:56.521
Let'’s go, Mike D!

1853
01:30:02.788 --> 01:30:05.965
Swing, batter, batter,
batter, batter! Swing!

1854
01:30:16.802 --> 01:30:17.847
Strike!

1855
01:30:18.891 --> 01:30:20.458
It'’s all right, Mike D.It'’s all right.

1856
01:30:23.722 --> 01:30:25.811
Line drive, Mike D,
line drive.

1857
01:30:28.684 --> 01:30:30.294
Get him, Mike D,
get him!

1858
01:30:30.468 --> 01:30:31.904
Put it on the ground!

1859
01:30:37.127 --> 01:30:39.303
Go, go, go! Go!

1860
01:30:42.001 --> 01:30:43.742
Go, go, go, go!

1861
01:30:43.916 --> 01:30:44.961
Run!

1862
01:30:48.486 --> 01:30:50.401
Diego, go, go, go!

1863
01:30:50.575 --> 01:30:52.534
Diego! Touch the plate!

1864
01:30:52.708 --> 01:30:54.057
- Whoo!
- Touch the plate!

1865
01:30:54.231 --> 01:30:55.362
Touch the plate, Diego!

1866
01:30:55.537 --> 01:30:56.451
The plate!

1867
01:31:18.690 --> 01:31:21.301
Baby! We did it!

1868
01:31:22.041 --> 01:31:23.434
Oh, baby!

1869
01:31:24.043 --> 01:31:25.480
Daddy!

1870
01:31:25.654 --> 01:31:27.438
Come here, baby.

1871
01:31:27.612 --> 01:31:28.744
Come here.

1872
01:31:32.269 --> 01:31:34.489
Mommy said it'’s okay
if we go get ice cream.

1873
01:31:34.663 --> 01:31:37.579
- She did?
- Someone'’s slowly
coming around.

1874
01:31:37.753 --> 01:31:39.755
Did you have
anything to do with that?

1875
01:31:45.891 --> 01:31:48.198
Do you mind
if I bring a friend along?

1876
01:31:49.329 --> 01:31:51.723
I'’m not allowed on my own
just yet.

1877
01:31:51.897 --> 01:31:53.769
Of course
your friend can come, Daddy.

1878
01:31:58.121 --> 01:32:00.819
Let'’s go get
- some ice cream.
- Yay!

1879
01:32:01.907 --> 01:32:05.302
Oh, boy.
- Yeah, buddy!

1880
01:32:05.476 --> 01:32:07.478
We did it, baby!
Whoo!

1881
01:32:07.652 --> 01:32:09.567
Not bad for a bunch of drunks.

1882
01:32:12.004 --> 01:32:14.441
- Yo, Pete.
- Yeah?

1883
01:32:14.616 --> 01:32:16.922
Are you sure we can'’t keep
just a little bit of the money?

1884
01:32:17.096 --> 01:32:18.663
Come on, man.
That'’s how it starts.

1885
01:32:18.837 --> 01:32:20.665
No. Nobody keeps
any of the money.

1886
01:32:20.839 --> 01:32:22.188
- It'’s for the house.
- Pete'’s silly.

1887
01:32:22.362 --> 01:32:23.102
Yeah.

1888
01:32:23.276 --> 01:32:24.669
Hear that, kid?

1889
01:32:25.670 --> 01:32:27.454
Go empty his pockets.

1890
01:32:29.108 --> 01:32:31.589
- We won, baby.
- Yeah!

1891
01:32:33.765 --> 01:32:35.245
Proud of you, Daddy.

1892
01:32:35.419 --> 01:32:37.595
Thank you, baby.[Mike] That'’s right,
"Daddy!"

1893
01:32:44.254 --> 01:32:45.560
Friends forever.

1894
01:35:18.147 --> 01:35:20.540
Let'’s do this for Johnny, guys.
Let'’s do it for Johnny.

1895
01:35:20.715 --> 01:35:24.762
[group] Johnny!

1896
01:35:24.936 --> 01:35:26.546
The gloves are off.

1897
01:35:26.721 --> 01:35:28.853
Don'’t make a fucking animal
out of me now.

1898
01:35:29.027 --> 01:35:30.289
Okay, okay.

1899
01:35:30.463 --> 01:35:31.900
Half that.
- Okay, okay.

1900
01:35:33.205 --> 01:35:34.424
Maybe.

1901
01:35:34.598 --> 01:35:36.687
Fucking sing. Sing.

1902
01:35:36.861 --> 01:35:38.558
Fully do it
one year sober. Again.

1903
01:35:38.733 --> 01:35:41.039
And nobody gets a dime
unless you did one year sober.

1904
01:35:41.213 --> 01:35:43.912
The cash
is a real liability.[Lije] Do that again.

1905
01:35:44.086 --> 01:35:45.783
You do it again.
All right, yes, sir.

1906
01:35:53.051 --> 01:35:54.531
Watch this, Lije.

1907
01:35:54.705 --> 01:35:56.707
Watch this. You'’ll shit.

1908
01:35:56.881 --> 01:35:59.144
Do we need a little AC,
- or you good?
- Nah, we'’re ready to go, kid.

1909
01:35:59.318 --> 01:36:00.929
Great, here we go.
- Let'’s fucking go.

1910
01:36:01.103 --> 01:36:02.539
You gotta learn
how to share, buddy.

1911
01:36:02.713 --> 01:36:04.149
I don'’t want to learn
how to do it.

1912
01:36:06.064 --> 01:36:08.501
Sick, sick people in here,
like the fucking <i>Mayflower.</i>

1913
01:36:08.675 --> 01:36:10.765
Putting us in here, Pete.
Stacking them, huh?

1914
01:36:11.940 --> 01:36:13.855
Why don'’t you just
sell my back to somebody?

1915
01:36:14.029 --> 01:36:15.857
Let somebody lay on my back.

1916
01:36:16.031 --> 01:36:18.250
Some drunk.[Pete] Nobody'’s trying
to sell your back.

1917
01:36:18.424 --> 01:36:21.123
Yeah, you'’re making money,
you little booze Scrooge.

1918
01:36:21.297 --> 01:36:22.907
You know what you'’re doing.

1919
01:36:23.081 --> 01:36:24.474
Did you give it one of these?

1920
01:36:24.648 --> 01:36:27.085
Huh?
- No, but like this.
- Oh!

1921
01:36:27.259 --> 01:36:29.174
I just caught it
out the side of my eye.

1922
01:36:29.348 --> 01:36:30.785
- Like this.
- I thought
you went like that.

1923
01:36:30.959 --> 01:36:32.917
Surf therapy.
Okay, let'’s go again.

1924
01:36:35.050 --> 01:36:36.573
- Goddamn!
- Ow!

1925
01:36:36.747 --> 01:36:37.792
Fuck!

1926
01:36:40.707 --> 01:36:42.187
Oh!

1927
01:36:42.361 --> 01:36:43.536
You all right, Cruise?

1928
01:36:43.710 --> 01:36:46.191
I can'’t see![Pete] You can see.

1929
01:36:46.365 --> 01:36:48.803
Bro, that was
going to my dick, dude.

1930
01:36:48.977 --> 01:36:50.892
If you punch my dick, man,
I'’m gonna get your dick.

1931
01:36:51.066 --> 01:36:52.415
I wasn'’t trying
to hit him in the dick.

1932
01:36:52.589 --> 01:36:54.156
Hi-yah!

1933
01:36:54.330 --> 01:36:55.679
I was defending myself!

1934
01:36:56.636 --> 01:36:57.899
Bully.

1935
01:36:59.465 --> 01:37:01.337
We have a good time.
Look at this fucking guy.

1936
01:37:02.686 --> 01:37:03.774
Looks like an egg.

1937
01:37:05.515 --> 01:37:07.386
Look at this fucking guy.
Brawny paper towel man.

1938
01:37:09.519 --> 01:37:12.696
What'’s up, George Clooney?
Welcome to the loony bin.

1939
01:37:12.870 --> 01:37:15.655
Yo, Pete, this rehab
or a retirement home?

1940
01:37:15.830 --> 01:37:17.353
Look at them grays, bro.

1941
01:37:19.050 --> 01:37:20.573
No fucking way.

1942
01:37:20.747 --> 01:37:23.925
If Charles Bronson
and Jackie Chan
had a love child.

1943
01:37:25.056 --> 01:37:26.666
- Can I say that?
- You can.

1944
01:37:26.841 --> 01:37:27.885
You come to my place
all fucked-up.

1945
01:37:28.059 --> 01:37:29.191
You know what this is, right?

1946
01:37:29.365 --> 01:37:30.496
I got a bunch
of degenerates in there.

1947
01:37:30.670 --> 01:37:31.715
They'’re barely holding on.

1948
01:37:31.889 --> 01:37:33.064
Smell a little bit
of lemon vodka,

1949
01:37:33.238 --> 01:37:34.457
they'’re all
back in the sewer.

1950
01:37:34.631 --> 01:37:36.241
Come here shit-faced?
Are you kidding me?

1951
01:37:36.415 --> 01:37:37.721
These guys smell
a little bit of vodka,

1952
01:37:37.895 --> 01:37:39.027
they go down the sewer.
You know that?

1953
01:37:39.201 --> 01:37:40.419
No,
being sober, douche.

1954
01:37:40.593 --> 01:37:42.334
No,
being sober, stupid.

1955
01:37:42.508 --> 01:37:44.989
I'’m gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my dick.

1956
01:37:48.297 --> 01:37:49.951
So gross.

1957
01:37:55.217 --> 01:37:56.218
Hello?

1958
01:37:58.350 --> 01:38:00.004
Chew. Chew.

1959
01:38:03.181 --> 01:38:04.313
Chew.

1960
01:38:04.487 --> 01:38:06.184
I'’m getting Spike Jonze.

1961
01:38:09.187 --> 01:38:11.363
Foolish.
He looked foolish.

1962
01:38:12.408 --> 01:38:14.714
Third, third!
- Okay, third.

1963
01:38:14.889 --> 01:38:15.933
Third, man!

1964
01:38:16.107 --> 01:38:17.587
- Fucking idiot.
- Third.

1965
01:38:17.761 --> 01:38:18.980
Third base, idiot!

1966
01:38:19.763 --> 01:38:21.678
Yeah!

1967
01:38:21.852 --> 01:38:23.288
Probably something left over

1968
01:38:23.462 --> 01:38:26.465
from that fucking weirdo
that was in here before you.

1969
01:38:26.639 --> 01:38:27.945
Total ant farmer.

1970
01:38:28.119 --> 01:38:29.816
Used to keep his piss
in Ziploc bags.

1971
01:38:29.991 --> 01:38:30.948
Look at me while I slept.

1972
01:38:31.122 --> 01:38:32.602
Used to eat his own eyebrows.

1973
01:38:35.561 --> 01:38:38.129
That wasn'’t there before.

1974
01:38:38.303 --> 01:38:40.088
Ah!

1975
01:38:41.567 --> 01:38:42.612
Made it.

1976
01:38:45.223 --> 01:38:46.529
Turn it off.

1977
01:38:46.703 --> 01:38:48.574
- Which one is that, yours?
- Probably.

1978
01:38:48.748 --> 01:38:49.836
My wife'’s dying.

1979
01:38:50.011 --> 01:38:51.447
Lije, you left me
hanging earlier.

1980
01:38:51.621 --> 01:38:54.537
Fucking dap
that shit up, kid.[Johnny] Yeah, yeah.

1981
01:38:55.886 --> 01:38:57.496
Right after
he did a great take.

1982
01:38:57.670 --> 01:39:00.108
He was wanting a little...

1983
01:39:00.282 --> 01:39:01.196
In the future.

1984
01:39:01.370 --> 01:39:02.588
Way to go, Stew!

1985
01:39:05.243 --> 01:39:07.289
Way to go, buddy!
Hell yeah!

1986
01:39:09.900 --> 01:39:11.684
Like that?

1987
01:39:11.858 --> 01:39:13.034
That was nice.