WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:49.049 --> 00:00:53.011 ♪ Can you tell by the way I fall down? ♪ 4 00:00:53.094 --> 00:00:56.890 ♪ Can you tell by the way I'm calling out? ♪ 5 00:00:56.973 --> 00:01:01.478 ♪ That I go through all this So I can talk to you ♪ 6 00:01:01.519 --> 00:01:04.439 ♪ And after all that I could not see it through ♪ 7 00:01:04.481 --> 00:01:06.649 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 8 00:01:06.691 --> 00:01:08.651 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 9 00:01:08.693 --> 00:01:10.570 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 10 00:01:10.653 --> 00:01:12.530 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 11 00:01:29.130 --> 00:01:33.802 ♪ Should've known by the way I'm throwing down for you ♪ 12 00:01:33.843 --> 00:01:36.471 ♪ Should've known by the way I'm looking out ♪ 13 00:01:36.513 --> 00:01:38.848 ♪ That I don't know myself ♪ 14 00:01:38.890 --> 00:01:40.684 ♪ Banging over you ♪ 15 00:01:40.725 --> 00:01:44.688 ♪ That I don't know myself Hanging it over you ♪ 16 00:01:44.729 --> 00:01:46.606 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 17 00:01:46.690 --> 00:01:48.692 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 18 00:01:48.733 --> 00:01:50.527 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 19 00:01:50.568 --> 00:01:52.612 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 20 00:01:52.696 --> 00:01:56.574 ♪ That I don't know myself Banging over you ♪ 21 00:01:56.616 --> 00:02:00.328 ♪ That I don't know myself Hanging it over you ♪ 22 00:02:00.370 --> 00:02:02.580 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 23 00:02:16.928 --> 00:02:20.640 ♪ So, just stay ♪ 24 00:02:21.391 --> 00:02:25.353 ♪ Just stay ♪ 25 00:02:25.395 --> 00:02:29.607 ♪ It's so easy to fall down ♪ 26 00:02:29.691 --> 00:02:33.194 ♪ Feet, don't fail me now ♪ 27 00:02:33.236 --> 00:02:34.946 ♪ So, just stay ♪ 28 00:02:35.030 --> 00:02:36.614 ♪ Just stay ♪ 29 00:02:36.698 --> 00:02:38.533 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 30 00:02:38.575 --> 00:02:40.660 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 31 00:02:40.744 --> 00:02:44.539 ♪ That I don't know myself Banging over you ♪ 32 00:02:44.581 --> 00:02:46.416 ♪ That I don't know myself ♪ 33 00:02:46.458 --> 00:02:48.710 ♪ Hanging it over you ♪ 34 00:02:48.752 --> 00:02:50.670 ♪ I want to dance with you ♪ 35 00:03:09.981 --> 00:03:11.358 Uh, I thought... 36 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:14.486 I thought slower would have been quieter. 37 00:03:15.403 --> 00:03:16.946 But it was way worse. 38 00:03:18.990 --> 00:03:20.075 You guys have a beautiful day. 39 00:03:21.534 --> 00:03:22.952 ♪ Check-a, check, check ♪ 40 00:03:22.994 --> 00:03:24.871 ♪ I catch wreck With the Tech Deck ♪ 41 00:03:24.954 --> 00:03:25.997 ♪ I'm the best yet Kill a set then I jet, jet ♪ 42 00:03:26.081 --> 00:03:26.831 ♪ Bet, bet... ♪ 43 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:30.752 Fuck, yeah. Yeah! 44 00:03:30.835 --> 00:03:32.379 Faster! 45 00:03:33.380 --> 00:03:35.090 Yeah! 46 00:03:35.131 --> 00:03:37.008 - Sorry. - Baby, you like that? 47 00:03:37.050 --> 00:03:39.886 Oh, yeah. I'm, uh, almost ready. - 48 00:03:39.969 --> 00:03:42.097 Oh, I'm so close. Oh! 49 00:03:42.138 --> 00:03:43.932 Almost there. I'm so close. 50 00:03:43.973 --> 00:03:45.767 The dining hall's gonna close. - I know! 51 00:03:45.809 --> 00:03:48.144 Oh, yeah! Faster, harder. 52 00:03:48.186 --> 00:03:49.521 Oh, yeah. Uh... 53 00:03:49.604 --> 00:03:51.564 Just, I want you to come for me right now. 54 00:03:51.648 --> 00:03:54.067 Where do you want me to come? - My shoe! My shoe! 55 00:03:54.150 --> 00:03:55.527 Wait, your shoe? 56 00:03:55.610 --> 00:03:57.362 Okay, I'm coming in your shoe! 57 00:04:01.157 --> 00:04:04.828 Fuck! Did you come, too? 58 00:04:04.911 --> 00:04:08.373 As your friend, you did not give that the attention it deserved. 59 00:04:08.415 --> 00:04:11.626 It's 8:00 a.m. I'm sorry I wasn't squirting my brains out 60 00:04:11.668 --> 00:04:13.461 before Medieval Literature. 61 00:04:13.503 --> 00:04:16.673 Simon's football schedule leaves very few windows. 62 00:04:16.715 --> 00:04:18.758 You're also in a long distance relationship. 63 00:04:19.843 --> 00:04:21.344 I demand empathy. 64 00:04:21.386 --> 00:04:24.222 Yeah. Okay. Well, when I am virtually intimate with Claire, 65 00:04:24.264 --> 00:04:27.892 she is, A, alone, and, B... 66 00:04:27.976 --> 00:04:28.852 actually masturbating. 67 00:04:28.935 --> 00:04:29.853 Well, you think that, 68 00:04:29.894 --> 00:04:31.604 but women are natural multitaskers. 69 00:04:31.688 --> 00:04:34.524 I know what Claire is doing because I can see her. 70 00:04:35.316 --> 00:04:36.818 Because we're FaceTiming. 71 00:04:36.860 --> 00:04:38.862 Yeah, the video format was becoming an issue for me. 72 00:04:38.903 --> 00:04:41.072 You're not a fan of Simon's camera work? 73 00:04:41.156 --> 00:04:42.991 His dick takes up the whole frame. 74 00:04:43.033 --> 00:04:45.243 But then, like, my face is still in the little box in the corner. 75 00:04:45.285 --> 00:04:46.828 I feel like I'm on local news 76 00:04:46.870 --> 00:04:50.331 reporting live from my boyfriend's veiny boner. 77 00:04:50.373 --> 00:04:52.083 I think it's so inspiring 78 00:04:52.167 --> 00:04:54.544 that you choose to remain in a relationship with a man 79 00:04:54.586 --> 00:04:57.005 whose penis absolutely disgusts you. 80 00:04:57.088 --> 00:04:58.757 I think it's amazing 81 00:04:58.840 --> 00:05:00.508 how you maintain such a healthy sex life with your girlfriend 82 00:05:00.550 --> 00:05:02.552 who's still in high school. 83 00:05:06.848 --> 00:05:07.724 Uh... 84 00:05:07.766 --> 00:05:08.850 Uh, hey, Luther. 85 00:05:08.892 --> 00:05:10.769 You going home for Thanksgiving break? 86 00:05:11.436 --> 00:05:13.438 Nah. My mom's a bitch. 87 00:05:13.521 --> 00:05:15.815 - Oh, for sure, for sure. - Mm-hmm. 88 00:05:15.899 --> 00:05:18.276 So you guys going to that thing at Tyler's later? 89 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:20.779 Tyler's, like your roommate, Tyler? 90 00:05:20.862 --> 00:05:23.448 All the freshmen that are going to that off-campus party, 91 00:05:23.490 --> 00:05:24.824 gonna drink in his room. 92 00:05:24.908 --> 00:05:27.535 Yeah. Uh, drinks in the room where I live. 93 00:05:27.577 --> 00:05:29.746 Uh, yeah. I feel like we'll probably hit that up. 94 00:05:29.788 --> 00:05:31.831 People are gonna get fucked up, dude. 95 00:05:31.915 --> 00:05:32.791 Fucked up. 96 00:05:34.959 --> 00:05:35.710 Fucked up. 97 00:05:35.752 --> 00:05:38.421 So we're huge losers, right? 98 00:05:38.463 --> 00:05:40.423 We're not losers. 99 00:05:40.465 --> 00:05:43.551 Ben, we weren't invited to a party in your room. 100 00:05:43.635 --> 00:05:45.136 Yeah, but now we are. 101 00:05:45.178 --> 00:05:49.265 Doesn't it bother you that we, like, never go out? 102 00:05:49.307 --> 00:05:50.642 Sure, but you're the one that said 103 00:05:50.684 --> 00:05:51.851 there's no point in us going out 104 00:05:51.935 --> 00:05:53.395 because we can't hook up with anyone. 105 00:05:53.436 --> 00:05:54.813 Well, that's true. I stand by that. 106 00:05:54.854 --> 00:05:56.481 I mean, we knew it would be like this 107 00:05:56.523 --> 00:05:58.650 when we decided to stay with Simon and Claire. 108 00:05:58.692 --> 00:06:00.902 But we made that call because... 109 00:06:01.945 --> 00:06:03.738 we're... in love. 110 00:06:05.407 --> 00:06:06.825 - I guess. - Yeah. 111 00:06:08.993 --> 00:06:11.871 Another incredible outfit from our titan in tweed. 112 00:06:11.955 --> 00:06:14.374 You have to stop posting his outfits. He's gonna notice. 113 00:06:14.457 --> 00:06:16.334 Everything I post is flattering. 114 00:06:16.376 --> 00:06:19.004 He's a fashion icon, and I am simply a fan. - 115 00:06:20.463 --> 00:06:22.173 Doesn't she know you have class? 116 00:06:22.257 --> 00:06:24.509 Yeah, just... Just go. Will you take notes for me, please? 117 00:06:29.055 --> 00:06:30.140 Hey, babe. 118 00:06:30.181 --> 00:06:31.641 Babe, I'm freaking out. 119 00:06:31.683 --> 00:06:33.268 What happened? Are you okay? 120 00:06:33.309 --> 00:06:35.520 Mr. Gresh just asked me to sing the national anthem 121 00:06:35.603 --> 00:06:37.355 at the football game Wednesday night. 122 00:06:37.439 --> 00:06:39.190 That sounds like a good thing, no? 123 00:06:39.274 --> 00:06:42.193 I mean, that's in six days. I have no time to prepare. 124 00:06:42.235 --> 00:06:44.070 I haven't even learned the song yet. 125 00:06:44.154 --> 00:06:45.572 The national anthem? 126 00:06:45.655 --> 00:06:46.698 Plus, it's the night before Thanksgiving, 127 00:06:46.781 --> 00:06:48.199 which means the entire town 128 00:06:48.241 --> 00:06:50.535 and tons of alumni are gonna be there. 129 00:06:50.618 --> 00:06:52.412 And some industry, maybe. 130 00:06:52.495 --> 00:06:55.707 Okay. Well, I mean, at least that means I'll be there, too. 131 00:06:55.790 --> 00:06:57.417 You're right. I can't wait to see you. 132 00:06:57.500 --> 00:07:01.296 I've been getting so horny thinking about you coming back. 133 00:07:01.379 --> 00:07:03.048 Yeah, yeah, yeah, me, too. 134 00:07:03.131 --> 00:07:04.841 And just thought of you coming into my house... - Mm-hmm. 135 00:07:04.883 --> 00:07:06.384 ...and fucking me so hard against the wall. 136 00:07:06.426 --> 00:07:08.553 Yeah, that sounds fun. We should do that for sure. 137 00:07:08.636 --> 00:07:10.972 I'm actually so annoyed Mr. Gresh won't even consider another song. 138 00:07:11.014 --> 00:07:13.016 - Mm-hmm. Totally. - Like, the lyrics are so irrelevant. 139 00:07:13.058 --> 00:07:14.642 Um, but, babe, I kind of have to go. 140 00:07:14.684 --> 00:07:16.728 What the fuck is a rampart? 141 00:07:16.770 --> 00:07:19.564 I mean, I just feel like The Star-Spangled Banner has been done before. 142 00:07:19.606 --> 00:07:21.358 - Seriously? - People will be expecting it. 143 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:22.901 Shit, Claire, I really have to go. - Fine! Then text me! 144 00:07:22.942 --> 00:07:24.486 Okay, I'll call you back. All right. Bye. 145 00:07:24.527 --> 00:07:26.029 You missed the whole class, motherfucker. 146 00:07:26.071 --> 00:07:27.739 Did he say anything about midterms? 147 00:07:27.781 --> 00:07:29.991 I wasn't listening. Obviously. 148 00:07:30.033 --> 00:07:32.911 Oh, God. I think I'm gonna skip my psych discussion and take a nap. 149 00:07:32.994 --> 00:07:35.163 Learning about King Arthur makes me very tired. 150 00:07:35.205 --> 00:07:37.999 Okay, Ben, what... what is happening here? 151 00:07:38.083 --> 00:07:40.251 She's spiraling, I'm stressed about midterms, 152 00:07:40.293 --> 00:07:41.878 and my art professor keeps pressuring me 153 00:07:41.920 --> 00:07:43.463 for an answer about the Copenhagen thing. 154 00:07:43.546 --> 00:07:45.090 Wait. What? 155 00:07:45.131 --> 00:07:47.926 The semester abroad. They loved my portfolio. I got in. 156 00:07:47.967 --> 00:07:50.428 Okay, but would you even be considering fleeing to Europe 157 00:07:50.470 --> 00:07:52.639 if it wasn't for Claire? 158 00:07:52.722 --> 00:07:55.266 She's suffocating you. 159 00:07:55.350 --> 00:07:56.935 Okay, okay, okay. Give me that. 160 00:07:57.018 --> 00:07:58.603 - Give me that. - Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. 161 00:07:58.687 --> 00:08:01.773 You don't need Copenhagen. You need boundaries. 162 00:08:01.815 --> 00:08:03.817 You can have this back later. 163 00:08:03.900 --> 00:08:05.610 - And you're welcome. - Okay. 164 00:08:05.652 --> 00:08:07.946 But real quick, I really just feel like-- - Just one afternoon, Ben. 165 00:08:09.030 --> 00:08:10.615 Be free. 166 00:08:12.909 --> 00:08:15.620 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 167 00:08:15.704 --> 00:08:18.289 ♪ Yeah, lazy, fat ♪ 168 00:08:18.373 --> 00:08:21.292 ♪ When I was growing up I had a lot of dreams ♪ 169 00:08:21.376 --> 00:08:24.629 ♪ My momma told me "Son you could be anything" ♪ 170 00:08:24.671 --> 00:08:26.131 ♪ Long as You spread your wings ♪ 171 00:08:26.172 --> 00:08:27.799 ♪ I know one day You'll be great ♪ 172 00:08:27.882 --> 00:08:29.968 ♪ Just wait Soon you'll aim up at the sky ♪ 173 00:08:30.010 --> 00:08:31.970 ♪ And I'll watch you Float away ♪ 174 00:08:32.012 --> 00:08:34.389 ♪ But now that I am older I'll admit that I am over ♪ 175 00:08:34.472 --> 00:08:36.141 ♪ All the stress and shit That comes ♪ 176 00:08:36.224 --> 00:08:37.892 ♪ From holding life up On your shoulders ♪ 177 00:08:37.934 --> 00:08:40.228 ♪ It's a chore I'm sick of being bored ♪ 178 00:08:40.270 --> 00:08:43.398 ♪ I'm sick of always stressin' Over shit I could ignore ♪ 179 00:08:43.481 --> 00:08:45.859 ♪ I guess it's just My own immaturity... ♪ 180 00:08:45.942 --> 00:08:47.944 Hmm. Lucky number 49. 181 00:08:47.986 --> 00:08:49.779 Yeah, that's the one he's gonna pick up. 182 00:08:49.821 --> 00:08:51.448 Did he do a smiley face at the end? 183 00:08:51.489 --> 00:08:53.199 No, he did that weird winky face 184 00:08:53.283 --> 00:08:55.201 that's like you don't really know exactly what he's saying. 185 00:08:55.285 --> 00:08:57.620 Oh, hey, lady. This is my friend, Erin. 186 00:08:57.662 --> 00:08:58.997 She lives on the floor above us. - Hi. 187 00:08:59.080 --> 00:09:00.582 Er, this is my roommate, Jamie. 188 00:09:00.665 --> 00:09:02.542 I've heard so much about you. 189 00:09:02.625 --> 00:09:04.377 Kelly says you're so funny. 190 00:09:04.461 --> 00:09:06.296 Really? 191 00:09:06.338 --> 00:09:08.173 I feel like I haven't said a single funny thing since I came to college, 192 00:09:08.256 --> 00:09:11.259 but that's probably 'cause I'm wildly unhappy. 193 00:09:13.011 --> 00:09:14.471 See? I told you. 194 00:09:14.512 --> 00:09:16.014 Oh, my gosh, you're unreal. 195 00:09:25.065 --> 00:09:26.024 Tyler? 196 00:09:26.649 --> 00:09:28.234 Yo, roomie! 197 00:09:28.318 --> 00:09:29.861 I was just wondering, 198 00:09:29.944 --> 00:09:32.405 did you by any chance, move all my shit into the hallway? 199 00:09:32.489 --> 00:09:33.698 Yo, check this out. 200 00:09:33.740 --> 00:09:35.533 I got us a fucking projector, fam. 201 00:09:35.575 --> 00:09:37.035 - Boom. - Oh! 202 00:09:37.077 --> 00:09:38.370 How about that? Pretty sick, huh? 203 00:09:38.411 --> 00:09:39.871 It's super sick. 204 00:09:39.913 --> 00:09:43.875 The vibe in here tonight: To infinity and I'm horny! 205 00:09:43.958 --> 00:09:46.002 You know, like... You know that guy? 206 00:09:46.044 --> 00:09:47.379 Oh, Jamie. 207 00:09:47.462 --> 00:09:49.464 Are you doing a movie night with Simon tonight? 208 00:09:49.506 --> 00:09:52.926 Mm, she and her boyfriend do these super cute long distance dates 209 00:09:53.009 --> 00:09:55.470 where they watch the same thing at the same time. 210 00:09:55.512 --> 00:09:57.472 - That is so cute. - I know. 211 00:09:57.514 --> 00:10:01.893 Yeah, well, I mean, we're not doing one tonight 'cause I'm going out. 212 00:10:01.935 --> 00:10:04.187 You guys going to that off-campus party? 213 00:10:04.229 --> 00:10:06.398 Yeah, we're... We're pre-gaming with some Kappa girls, 214 00:10:06.481 --> 00:10:07.482 if you want to come with us. 215 00:10:07.524 --> 00:10:09.275 Are you rushing next semester? 216 00:10:09.359 --> 00:10:10.652 I don't... I don't know. 217 00:10:10.735 --> 00:10:12.362 I don't know about that. 218 00:10:12.404 --> 00:10:13.655 Well, we both want to go Kappa 219 00:10:13.697 --> 00:10:15.532 because they throw a dance marathon. 220 00:10:15.573 --> 00:10:17.992 Oh, it's this big party that they throw at the end of the year 221 00:10:18.034 --> 00:10:19.411 to raise money for St. Jude. 222 00:10:19.452 --> 00:10:22.163 You dance and all the girls plan it together. 223 00:10:22.247 --> 00:10:23.915 How fun would it be if we all joined? 224 00:10:23.998 --> 00:10:26.584 Because then it'd be, like, the three of us. 225 00:10:26.668 --> 00:10:27.794 Oh, yeah. 226 00:10:28.378 --> 00:10:29.462 Hmm. 227 00:10:29.546 --> 00:10:31.381 Uh, by the way, 228 00:10:31.423 --> 00:10:34.092 you can thank me later because I am going on a booze run. 229 00:10:34.175 --> 00:10:36.344 Oh, you're... you're taking my car keys? 230 00:10:36.428 --> 00:10:37.762 Well, yeah. 231 00:10:37.804 --> 00:10:39.139 It is clutch having a roommate with a car. 232 00:10:39.222 --> 00:10:40.807 Unless you want to get the booze. 233 00:10:40.890 --> 00:10:42.434 Wait. Do you have a fake, by the way? 234 00:10:42.517 --> 00:10:44.602 I... I do. But I don't know if it's the best. 235 00:10:44.644 --> 00:10:46.021 Dude, let me see this fake. 236 00:10:46.062 --> 00:10:48.064 Oh, my God! All right. Come a little closer. 237 00:10:48.565 --> 00:10:49.607 Smile. 238 00:10:49.649 --> 00:10:50.608 Little bit more. 239 00:10:50.692 --> 00:10:51.943 Little less. 240 00:10:52.027 --> 00:10:53.278 Okay, I'll go out with you. 241 00:10:53.319 --> 00:10:55.613 Uh, it's not bad, but it's not good. 242 00:10:55.697 --> 00:10:57.782 Who's, uh, Nick D'Agostino? 243 00:10:57.824 --> 00:11:01.327 Uh, he's this guy that was a couple years older than me at my high school, 244 00:11:01.411 --> 00:11:02.912 who sort of he died... 245 00:11:03.538 --> 00:11:05.957 in a car accident. 246 00:11:05.999 --> 00:11:07.459 Dude, why do you have this? 247 00:11:07.500 --> 00:11:09.794 I found it in the gym locker before I graduated. 248 00:11:11.046 --> 00:11:12.881 That's really fucked up, Ben. 249 00:11:14.799 --> 00:11:16.092 Campus security. 250 00:11:16.134 --> 00:11:17.177 - Oh, my God... - Take this. I got this. 251 00:11:17.260 --> 00:11:18.803 I went to summer camp. Come on. 252 00:11:20.388 --> 00:11:22.974 - Sir? - Ben Okada. 253 00:11:23.016 --> 00:11:24.809 - Who's that? - I'm he. 254 00:11:24.893 --> 00:11:27.437 Well, your parents contacted the school to do a wellness check. 255 00:11:27.479 --> 00:11:29.314 Your girlfriend said you were missing? 256 00:11:29.356 --> 00:11:30.732 You have a girlfriend? 257 00:11:30.774 --> 00:11:32.609 Oh, shit. Is it that blonde girl that lives on the floor? 258 00:11:32.650 --> 00:11:34.152 - No, no, no, no, no. - Dude. 259 00:11:34.194 --> 00:11:35.653 No, no, no, no. That's my friend Jamie. - Okay. 260 00:11:35.737 --> 00:11:38.114 My girlfriend's still in high school. 261 00:11:38.156 --> 00:11:40.200 No, no, no, no, no, no. She's 18, though. 262 00:11:40.283 --> 00:11:41.868 She just had to repeat first grade. 263 00:11:41.951 --> 00:11:44.454 Ah. So you stayed with your hometown girlfriend. 264 00:11:44.496 --> 00:11:45.497 Yeah. 265 00:11:45.580 --> 00:11:46.831 Every year, man. 266 00:11:46.873 --> 00:11:48.333 You always gotta learn the hard way. 267 00:11:48.416 --> 00:11:50.960 And this stuff out here... fire hazard. 268 00:11:51.002 --> 00:11:53.630 I promise you I will take care of this by dusk. 269 00:11:53.672 --> 00:11:54.673 By dusk? 270 00:11:54.756 --> 00:11:56.716 Or dawn. Whatever you need. 271 00:11:57.842 --> 00:11:59.344 That's a check on Okada. 272 00:11:59.427 --> 00:12:01.346 She called your fucking parents? 273 00:12:01.429 --> 00:12:04.182 I... I knew I shouldn't have let you take my phone. 274 00:12:04.224 --> 00:12:05.767 Well, yeah, and you also shouldn't have 275 00:12:05.850 --> 00:12:07.686 let your roommate borrow your car 276 00:12:07.769 --> 00:12:09.020 and move your bed into the hallway. 277 00:12:09.104 --> 00:12:10.188 Stand up for yourself. 278 00:12:10.230 --> 00:12:11.773 Whenever I try and do that, 279 00:12:11.815 --> 00:12:14.359 Claire says I'm being toxic, so... 280 00:12:14.442 --> 00:12:15.318 Whoa! 281 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:16.361 Oof. 282 00:12:16.403 --> 00:12:19.155 - Can you wash this for me? - Yeah. 283 00:12:19.197 --> 00:12:21.658 And, you know, I still don't get your problem with Kelly. 284 00:12:21.700 --> 00:12:23.910 At least I try with my roommate. 285 00:12:23.993 --> 00:12:25.704 Well, she's apparently going around 286 00:12:25.787 --> 00:12:27.539 telling people that I'm funny, 287 00:12:27.622 --> 00:12:29.833 which who even knows what she means by that. 288 00:12:29.916 --> 00:12:31.209 She means you're funny. 289 00:12:31.292 --> 00:12:32.627 And then she was trying to brainwash me 290 00:12:32.669 --> 00:12:35.005 into how amazing sororities are. 291 00:12:35.046 --> 00:12:36.840 Maybe she's telling you about sororities 292 00:12:36.881 --> 00:12:38.383 because she wants you to join. 293 00:12:38.466 --> 00:12:41.052 Okay, so I join a sorority? How would that even go? 294 00:12:41.094 --> 00:12:44.597 Meet a bunch of girls who become my best friends, 295 00:12:44.681 --> 00:12:46.933 and eventually one of them is my maid of honor 296 00:12:47.017 --> 00:12:49.269 and our families start vacationing together, 297 00:12:49.352 --> 00:12:51.062 and her kids call me Aunt Jamie, 298 00:12:51.104 --> 00:12:52.564 even though we're not related? 299 00:12:52.647 --> 00:12:54.858 Why are you saying good things like they're bad things? 300 00:12:54.899 --> 00:12:56.234 It sounds like you want to join. 301 00:12:56.276 --> 00:12:57.736 Because it's obviously some sort of trap, 302 00:12:57.819 --> 00:12:59.821 and I'm sorry, but no! 303 00:12:59.863 --> 00:13:01.239 What if I rush and they don't like me? 304 00:13:01.281 --> 00:13:03.616 - What if I don't even get in? - Okay. 305 00:13:03.700 --> 00:13:07.370 I've, uh... I've tried not to bring it up, but... 306 00:13:07.412 --> 00:13:09.080 Do you think any of this is in your head 307 00:13:09.164 --> 00:13:11.833 because of the whole home wrecker thing? 308 00:13:11.916 --> 00:13:13.877 What? No. 309 00:13:13.918 --> 00:13:14.961 That was so long ago. 310 00:13:15.045 --> 00:13:16.046 I'm just saying, 311 00:13:16.087 --> 00:13:17.964 maybe you're weird about Kelly 312 00:13:18.048 --> 00:13:20.050 because Megan and the girls in our grade were pretty brutal to you. 313 00:13:20.091 --> 00:13:22.344 This has nothing, nothing to do with that. 314 00:13:22.427 --> 00:13:24.721 Hey, we were young. Whatever happened then-- 315 00:13:24.763 --> 00:13:26.848 What do you mean, "what happened"? 316 00:13:26.890 --> 00:13:28.266 You know nothing happened. 317 00:13:28.350 --> 00:13:30.477 Do I? You never talk about it. 318 00:13:32.771 --> 00:13:33.772 Fine. 319 00:13:33.813 --> 00:13:34.856 Fine. 320 00:13:34.898 --> 00:13:36.274 But the important thing to know 321 00:13:36.358 --> 00:13:38.693 is that Megan Mendelson and I were best friends, 322 00:13:38.735 --> 00:13:43.031 and I would never do anything to hurt her or her family. 323 00:13:43.073 --> 00:13:44.783 It was the summer before seventh grade, 324 00:13:44.866 --> 00:13:46.451 and we did everything together. 325 00:13:46.534 --> 00:13:48.661 Then came Megan's twelfth birthday, 326 00:13:48.745 --> 00:13:50.080 the event of the season. 327 00:13:50.121 --> 00:13:51.873 Everyone cool in our grade was there. 328 00:13:51.915 --> 00:13:52.874 Wait. I wasn't there. 329 00:13:52.916 --> 00:13:54.292 Yeah, I know. 330 00:13:54.376 --> 00:13:56.503 So there I was, side by side with Megan, 331 00:13:56.586 --> 00:13:58.129 hula-hooping, 332 00:13:58.171 --> 00:13:59.464 and it was a joint effort to get the attention 333 00:13:59.547 --> 00:14:01.299 of the hottest boy in our grade, 334 00:14:01.341 --> 00:14:03.051 Dante Saprito. 335 00:14:03.134 --> 00:14:04.469 Dante's been hot forever. 336 00:14:04.552 --> 00:14:05.970 And that's when it happened. 337 00:14:08.056 --> 00:14:11.184 I got stung by a fucking bee. 338 00:14:12.435 --> 00:14:14.646 As you know, I'm highly allergic. 339 00:14:14.729 --> 00:14:16.981 I ran inside to find Megan's parents. 340 00:14:17.065 --> 00:14:18.775 I panicked. 341 00:14:18.817 --> 00:14:21.986 It was a medical emergency, and I did what I had to do. 342 00:14:22.070 --> 00:14:23.822 I took my shirt off in front of her dad. 343 00:14:23.863 --> 00:14:25.532 No. Mm-mm. 344 00:14:27.742 --> 00:14:30.495 Then from there, the situation was taken completely out of context. 345 00:14:31.413 --> 00:14:33.164 The unfortunate coincidence 346 00:14:33.206 --> 00:14:36.001 that Megan's parents chose that fucking weekend 347 00:14:36.084 --> 00:14:37.502 to tell her they were getting a divorce 348 00:14:37.585 --> 00:14:40.005 made people draw the absurd conclusion 349 00:14:40.046 --> 00:14:41.840 that seeing my undeveloped naked torso 350 00:14:41.923 --> 00:14:45.510 caused Mr. Mendelson to end his 19-year marriage. 351 00:14:45.552 --> 00:14:48.680 And from then on, I was home wrecker. 352 00:14:48.763 --> 00:14:51.016 Megan turned every girl in our grade against me, 353 00:14:51.057 --> 00:14:53.810 despite the fact that I was having a medical emergency 354 00:14:53.852 --> 00:14:55.895 and her dad is a fucking doctor! 355 00:14:55.979 --> 00:14:59.024 Technically, Mr. Mendelson is actually a chiropractor. 356 00:15:00.358 --> 00:15:01.860 - Sorry. Sorry. - Dude. 357 00:15:01.943 --> 00:15:03.153 Not helpful. Fuck Megan. 358 00:15:03.194 --> 00:15:05.405 It's fine. 359 00:15:05.488 --> 00:15:07.032 It taught me the valuable lesson in life 360 00:15:07.115 --> 00:15:09.909 that most people are secretly terrible. 361 00:15:09.993 --> 00:15:12.245 All right, but... 362 00:15:13.121 --> 00:15:16.166 Mm, but... tonight 363 00:15:16.207 --> 00:15:17.375 I will try to have fun. 364 00:15:17.459 --> 00:15:21.004 - Ah! There she is. - All right. 365 00:15:21.046 --> 00:15:22.714 Let's go make some fucking memories. 366 00:15:22.797 --> 00:15:24.215 Okay. 367 00:15:29.054 --> 00:15:30.055 All right. We're dancing. 368 00:15:30.138 --> 00:15:31.723 Where are we starting tonight? 369 00:15:31.806 --> 00:15:33.308 I think it's in the shoulders. 370 00:15:34.642 --> 00:15:36.895 Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. 371 00:15:36.936 --> 00:15:38.730 Ooh. I think it's moving down to the hips. 372 00:15:38.813 --> 00:15:40.065 - Yeah? Hips? Okay. - Yeah. 373 00:15:42.776 --> 00:15:44.069 Just the eyes! Eyes only. 374 00:15:49.574 --> 00:15:50.241 Yo! 375 00:15:50.325 --> 00:15:52.911 Let's fucking rock! 376 00:16:00.043 --> 00:16:01.419 Oh, shit. Palmer's calling. 377 00:16:01.461 --> 00:16:02.921 Hey! 378 00:16:03.004 --> 00:16:04.297 Hi, how are you? - Bonjour. 379 00:16:04.381 --> 00:16:05.507 Oh, both of you. 380 00:16:05.548 --> 00:16:06.591 Why are you awake? 381 00:16:06.675 --> 00:16:08.468 Looks like a gorgeous morning in Paris. 382 00:16:08.551 --> 00:16:10.387 It is a gorgeous morning in Paris, 383 00:16:10.428 --> 00:16:12.472 and I'm awake because I have the opening shift at my job, 384 00:16:12.555 --> 00:16:15.141 where I contribute to society, as a worker. 385 00:16:15.225 --> 00:16:18.144 Ugh, yes. Society needed you to take a gap year 386 00:16:18.228 --> 00:16:19.729 and work at Euro Disney, Palm. 387 00:16:19.771 --> 00:16:21.272 I've told you a million times, 388 00:16:21.356 --> 00:16:23.108 the bistro I work at is outside the park's entrance. 389 00:16:23.191 --> 00:16:24.859 As in, it's not Euro Disney. 390 00:16:24.943 --> 00:16:26.027 It's a separate business entity. 391 00:16:26.069 --> 00:16:27.654 Hey, Palm. 392 00:16:27.737 --> 00:16:28.947 - We're drunk. - Yeah, and we're going to a party. 393 00:16:28.988 --> 00:16:30.532 Oh, my God, a party? 394 00:16:30.615 --> 00:16:32.534 You guys are crazy. 395 00:16:32.575 --> 00:16:34.536 Speaking of parties, I am planning to host 396 00:16:34.577 --> 00:16:36.663 a petite soiree the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. 397 00:16:36.746 --> 00:16:39.290 - Oh, you're coming back? - Yeah. 398 00:16:39.374 --> 00:16:40.959 Didn't you say your parents were doing Thanksgiving on, like, a cruise or something? 399 00:16:41.042 --> 00:16:42.711 Yes. Martha and David are boarding 400 00:16:42.752 --> 00:16:44.254 Her Majesty The Atlantic Princess as we speak. 401 00:16:44.295 --> 00:16:45.880 But I declined. 402 00:16:45.922 --> 00:16:48.299 I mean, ultimately, why does someone move to France? 403 00:16:48.383 --> 00:16:51.302 To return from France and prove to everyone we went to high school with 404 00:16:51.344 --> 00:16:53.138 that I am now better than them. 405 00:16:53.221 --> 00:16:56.307 Also that I'm no longer vaguely pretending to be straight. 406 00:16:56.391 --> 00:16:59.144 - Oh! That's great, Palm. - Let's go! 407 00:16:59.185 --> 00:17:00.395 Yes! 408 00:17:00.478 --> 00:17:02.147 Yeah. So for my grand coming out, 409 00:17:02.188 --> 00:17:05.567 I will be hosting a curated gathering of former classmates 410 00:17:05.608 --> 00:17:07.652 before everyone blacks out at Kurt's lake house. 411 00:17:07.694 --> 00:17:09.070 - Brilliant! - Oh, we love it. We love it. 412 00:17:09.112 --> 00:17:10.905 - We'll be there. - Yeah! 413 00:17:10.947 --> 00:17:12.532 - Oh, shit. 414 00:17:12.615 --> 00:17:13.533 My boss is mad. 415 00:17:14.325 --> 00:17:15.618 Bonjour, Claude! 416 00:17:16.828 --> 00:17:17.704 I gotta go. 417 00:17:17.787 --> 00:17:19.330 Bonsoir, Palm. 418 00:17:20.540 --> 00:17:22.000 Okay. You ready for this? 419 00:17:22.042 --> 00:17:23.251 Let's see what we've been missing. 420 00:17:23.293 --> 00:17:24.669 Whoo! Let's get fucked up! 421 00:17:24.711 --> 00:17:26.713 Slap the bag! 422 00:17:31.051 --> 00:17:32.844 - You gonna go over there? - Yes. 423 00:17:32.886 --> 00:17:34.512 Don't rush me. 424 00:17:34.554 --> 00:17:37.807 - College starts tonight. - College starts tonight. 425 00:17:37.849 --> 00:17:39.642 Hey, don't leave this party without me. 426 00:17:43.897 --> 00:17:45.315 Ben, dude! 427 00:17:45.357 --> 00:17:47.317 Yo, let's get this guy some Forty Hands! 428 00:17:47.359 --> 00:17:49.444 Ho-ho. My roommate's not a bitch. 429 00:17:49.486 --> 00:17:51.363 - He came out to the party. - Oh, thank you. 430 00:17:51.446 --> 00:17:53.323 - We gonna-- - Uh, when do we get them off? 431 00:17:53.365 --> 00:17:55.283 Uh, when you fucking finish, bro. 432 00:17:55.784 --> 00:17:56.659 Okay. 433 00:17:59.621 --> 00:18:01.664 - You guys are all... - No idea what's in there. 434 00:18:01.706 --> 00:18:03.208 - Super cute, okay. - Love that. 435 00:18:03.249 --> 00:18:04.376 - Good. - So yeah. 436 00:18:04.459 --> 00:18:05.752 So I'm on the philanthropy board. 437 00:18:05.835 --> 00:18:07.545 Um, Kelly told you about dance marathon? 438 00:18:07.587 --> 00:18:09.881 Yes, I... I love being tired. 439 00:18:09.964 --> 00:18:12.175 It's like basically my whole personality. 440 00:18:12.217 --> 00:18:13.885 - Love you. - That's hilarious. 441 00:18:13.968 --> 00:18:15.762 Kelly was right. You're so funny. 442 00:18:15.845 --> 00:18:17.681 By the way, Dylan's here. Dylan's here. - Oh, my God. 443 00:18:17.722 --> 00:18:19.641 Kelly, this is the guy that I wanted to set you up with. 444 00:18:19.724 --> 00:18:22.811 He's gonna be so obsessed with you. - Wait, really? Okay. 445 00:18:22.852 --> 00:18:25.146 So, you wanna meet any cute guys here? 446 00:18:25.188 --> 00:18:27.565 I know... I know some guys. 447 00:18:27.649 --> 00:18:29.776 Oh, no, I'm still with my boyfriend back home. 448 00:18:29.859 --> 00:18:32.570 I stayed with my high school boyfriend at college as well. 449 00:18:32.654 --> 00:18:34.531 Aw, really? Are you guys still together? 450 00:18:34.572 --> 00:18:36.074 Oh, no. 451 00:18:36.116 --> 00:18:39.077 He immediately cheated on me, like, the first week of school, 452 00:18:39.160 --> 00:18:42.205 so I registered him as a sex offender. 453 00:18:44.165 --> 00:18:45.250 Mm-hmm. 454 00:18:46.710 --> 00:18:48.253 I got my dick sucked on a ski lift. 455 00:18:48.336 --> 00:18:50.046 That... that sounds freezing. 456 00:18:50.088 --> 00:18:51.631 Dude, it was awesome. 457 00:18:51.715 --> 00:18:52.549 - Hey. - Oh! 458 00:18:52.590 --> 00:18:54.426 - Okay. - Ty-- 459 00:18:55.844 --> 00:18:57.262 - Hi. - Hi. Hi. 460 00:18:58.388 --> 00:18:59.681 I love your curls. 461 00:18:59.723 --> 00:19:01.641 Oh, thank you. I like your curls. 462 00:19:03.143 --> 00:19:04.102 Ooh. 463 00:19:04.185 --> 00:19:05.520 Uh... I'm Ben. 464 00:19:05.562 --> 00:19:08.857 I... have a girlfriend. She lives in Ohio. 465 00:19:08.940 --> 00:19:10.233 I don't believe you. 466 00:19:10.275 --> 00:19:12.235 I... I do. I really-- 467 00:19:12.277 --> 00:19:13.611 Tyler, Tyler! 468 00:19:13.653 --> 00:19:15.947 Don't I have a girlfriend who lives in Ohio? 469 00:19:17.198 --> 00:19:18.950 No. 470 00:19:20.827 --> 00:19:21.870 Phew! 471 00:19:21.953 --> 00:19:23.872 Besides all, like, the legal fallout, 472 00:19:23.913 --> 00:19:26.124 him cheating on me was literally the best thing 473 00:19:26.207 --> 00:19:27.542 that could have ever happened to me. 474 00:19:27.584 --> 00:19:29.377 Because the day after, I saw these Kappa girls, 475 00:19:29.419 --> 00:19:30.962 and they were like, "Join!" and I was like, "Yes!" 476 00:19:31.046 --> 00:19:34.841 because before that, I literally had zero friends. 477 00:19:34.924 --> 00:19:36.134 Could you imagine? 478 00:19:36.217 --> 00:19:38.011 - That would be hard. - I am so happy. 479 00:19:38.094 --> 00:19:39.971 Seriously, I don't even think about Brandon anymore. 480 00:19:41.431 --> 00:19:43.016 Legally, I cannot talk about him. 481 00:19:43.099 --> 00:19:44.267 Oh. 482 00:19:44.309 --> 00:19:45.477 Brandon isn't even his real name. 483 00:19:46.144 --> 00:19:47.645 It's Jordan McFeery. 484 00:19:47.729 --> 00:19:49.439 - Oh, I see. - Hey, Hannah, you ready? 485 00:19:49.481 --> 00:19:50.732 Oh, my God. Yes, girl! 486 00:19:50.774 --> 00:19:52.192 - Bye, Annie. - Yup. Ann-- Nope. Okay. 487 00:19:56.071 --> 00:19:58.156 ♪ These girls just come And let me down ♪ 488 00:19:58.239 --> 00:20:01.326 ♪ I guess that's how I'll do it now ♪ 489 00:20:01.409 --> 00:20:02.535 ♪ Pain! ♪ 490 00:20:05.455 --> 00:20:07.707 ♪ She don't think I got the time ♪ 491 00:20:07.791 --> 00:20:10.835 ♪ Now I'm wondering If she's mine ♪ 492 00:20:10.919 --> 00:20:11.920 ♪ Pain! ♪ 493 00:20:14.130 --> 00:20:17.967 ♪ I'd just hate for somebody To need me ♪ 494 00:20:18.009 --> 00:20:19.511 ♪ I need you now ♪ 495 00:20:19.552 --> 00:20:22.222 ♪ Can't you just love me Or leave me? ♪ 496 00:20:22.305 --> 00:20:23.181 ♪ I figured out... ♪ 497 00:20:26.351 --> 00:20:28.436 Uh, so, look. I can't-- 498 00:20:28.478 --> 00:20:30.438 I, uh... I... I can't do anything. 499 00:20:30.480 --> 00:20:31.815 I love my girlfriend. 500 00:20:31.898 --> 00:20:35.527 Loyal guys are so insanely sexy. 501 00:20:35.610 --> 00:20:38.363 Do we know if this window opens? 502 00:20:46.621 --> 00:20:49.791 "Repeat sounds good." 503 00:20:56.631 --> 00:20:58.133 What the hell? 504 00:20:58.216 --> 00:20:59.467 Why is it locked? 505 00:20:59.551 --> 00:21:00.510 Maybe my roommate? 506 00:21:00.552 --> 00:21:01.970 Oh. Oh, I have my key. 507 00:21:04.806 --> 00:21:05.682 Shit. 508 00:21:08.393 --> 00:21:10.186 That's so hot. 509 00:21:10.228 --> 00:21:11.688 You're so hot. 510 00:21:14.024 --> 00:21:15.817 I love your goatee. 511 00:21:15.859 --> 00:21:17.861 Sit on my face and you can ride it. 512 00:21:21.072 --> 00:21:22.490 Oh, my God. 513 00:21:22.532 --> 00:21:25.243 Luther. 514 00:21:26.619 --> 00:21:28.955 So, how long have you been together? 515 00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:30.874 Well, I say two years and nine months, 516 00:21:30.915 --> 00:21:32.584 but she says two years and eight months 517 00:21:32.667 --> 00:21:34.461 because, uh, she made out with Mike Berks 518 00:21:34.544 --> 00:21:36.129 before we were actually official. 519 00:21:36.212 --> 00:21:37.422 Okay, um... 520 00:21:37.505 --> 00:21:39.049 Um... 521 00:21:39.090 --> 00:21:40.592 Look, I'm so sorry, 522 00:21:40.633 --> 00:21:42.927 and your dance moves are very appealing, 523 00:21:43.011 --> 00:21:45.638 but I made a commitment to my girlfriend, 524 00:21:45.722 --> 00:21:46.765 and I need to honor that. 525 00:21:48.016 --> 00:21:49.934 She is really lucky. 526 00:21:57.400 --> 00:21:58.943 Fuck, my clothes. 527 00:22:02.030 --> 00:22:03.156 Shit. 528 00:22:06.409 --> 00:22:08.078 Goddamn it, Luther. 529 00:22:08.119 --> 00:22:09.788 On your back, 530 00:22:09.829 --> 00:22:12.624 with your stupid penis out. 531 00:22:13.375 --> 00:22:14.793 Fuck it. 532 00:22:14.876 --> 00:22:16.836 Okay. Let's just roll you over. - 533 00:22:16.920 --> 00:22:18.755 Yeah. I don't wanna touch you either, Luther, 534 00:22:18.797 --> 00:22:20.965 but I can't let you choke on your own barf. 535 00:22:27.138 --> 00:22:28.098 Oops. 536 00:22:29.307 --> 00:22:30.809 - Tyler. Tyler, Tyler. - Yep. 537 00:22:30.850 --> 00:22:32.477 - Can you grab my phone? - Yeah. Yeah. 538 00:22:32.560 --> 00:22:33.978 Whoa! Wrong phone. 539 00:22:34.020 --> 00:22:35.397 Unless? Yeah, you wish. 540 00:22:35.438 --> 00:22:37.190 All right. Let's see. Uh... Oh! 541 00:22:37.273 --> 00:22:39.526 Okay. Some girl Claire sent you a bunch of messages. 542 00:22:39.609 --> 00:22:40.944 She does not sound happy. 543 00:22:40.985 --> 00:22:42.404 Oh, fuck. Can you just take these off? 544 00:22:42.487 --> 00:22:44.072 Uncle Ken is coming home for Thanksgiving, 545 00:22:44.114 --> 00:22:45.490 and he's staying in your room. 546 00:22:45.532 --> 00:22:47.033 I think it's from your dad. 547 00:22:47.117 --> 00:22:49.202 I'm gonna give that a thumbs down. Sorry, Papi. 548 00:22:49.285 --> 00:22:50.829 And, um... Ooh. Oh, my God. 549 00:22:50.870 --> 00:22:53.998 "Help me. I'm upstairs, please. SOS." 550 00:22:54.040 --> 00:22:55.000 Who's that from? 551 00:22:55.458 --> 00:22:56.501 Jamie! 552 00:22:58.753 --> 00:22:59.462 Jamie! 553 00:23:01.172 --> 00:23:03.091 Aah. Jamie-- 554 00:23:05.552 --> 00:23:07.887 - Hi. Whoa. Hi. - Don't be weird. 555 00:23:07.971 --> 00:23:10.890 You've seen me in a bikini before. - Holy shit! 556 00:23:10.974 --> 00:23:12.142 Luther's dead. 557 00:23:12.183 --> 00:23:13.810 Yeah, I tried to help him, and he peed on me. 558 00:23:13.852 --> 00:23:16.813 - What? - Just give me your shirt. God. 559 00:23:16.855 --> 00:23:18.857 I thought he was gonna choke. 560 00:23:18.898 --> 00:23:20.025 And then he peed. 561 00:23:20.108 --> 00:23:21.860 It hit my chin and I don't have my clothes. 562 00:23:21.943 --> 00:23:23.361 Yeah. Wait. Where are your clothes? 563 00:23:23.403 --> 00:23:25.196 I was trying to send Simon a nude, 564 00:23:25.238 --> 00:23:27.115 and now they're trapped in that other room getting fucked on. 565 00:23:27.157 --> 00:23:28.867 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 566 00:23:32.120 --> 00:23:33.580 Untape me. 567 00:23:33.663 --> 00:23:35.707 Oh, fuck! 568 00:23:41.546 --> 00:23:43.048 Oh, shit. 569 00:23:43.089 --> 00:23:45.216 - Oh, my God. - Ah, right there. 570 00:23:50.930 --> 00:23:51.931 Oh, God! 571 00:23:53.850 --> 00:23:55.060 Oh, fuck. 572 00:23:58.104 --> 00:23:59.230 Oh, shit! 573 00:23:59.314 --> 00:24:00.565 Oh, shit. 574 00:24:00.607 --> 00:24:01.983 What the hell? 575 00:24:02.025 --> 00:24:04.027 These virgin freaks snuck in to watch me fuck. 576 00:24:04.069 --> 00:24:06.571 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Just let me explain. 577 00:24:06.613 --> 00:24:08.239 Your finger went in my mouth, bro. 578 00:24:08.281 --> 00:24:09.532 Dude, it was an accident. 579 00:24:09.574 --> 00:24:11.409 Get the hell out! 580 00:24:18.833 --> 00:24:21.836 You said you loved your girlfriend in Ohio! 581 00:24:31.137 --> 00:24:32.514 Nice nips, bro. 582 00:24:35.600 --> 00:24:37.894 What a disaster. 583 00:24:37.936 --> 00:24:39.437 It wasn't even like a walk of shame. 584 00:24:39.521 --> 00:24:41.856 It was like a shameful walk. 585 00:24:41.898 --> 00:24:46.111 I can't believe I got peed on because I was trying to text my boyfriend. 586 00:24:46.194 --> 00:24:48.029 I can't believe that girl threw a drink on us 587 00:24:48.113 --> 00:24:50.949 because I wouldn't cheat on my girlfriend. 588 00:24:51.032 --> 00:24:53.910 Are these relationships ruining our lives? 589 00:24:56.162 --> 00:24:58.206 You know, I kept telling that girl tonight 590 00:24:58.248 --> 00:24:59.749 how much I loved Claire. 591 00:24:59.791 --> 00:25:03.753 And honestly, I don't know if that's true anymore. 592 00:25:03.795 --> 00:25:06.798 I mean, do I... do I love Simon? 593 00:25:06.840 --> 00:25:09.968 I... I basically only text him when I'm uncomfortable 594 00:25:10.010 --> 00:25:11.928 or looking for a distraction. 595 00:25:13.138 --> 00:25:14.806 Do you feel done? 596 00:25:14.889 --> 00:25:16.474 I don't know. 597 00:25:16.516 --> 00:25:17.642 How do you feel? 598 00:25:19.394 --> 00:25:22.397 I feel fear. 599 00:25:22.439 --> 00:25:23.982 I'm scared of Claire. 600 00:25:24.024 --> 00:25:25.442 I'm scared of breaking up with her. 601 00:25:25.483 --> 00:25:26.693 I'm scared of change. 602 00:25:26.776 --> 00:25:28.194 I'm scared of things staying the same. 603 00:25:28.278 --> 00:25:30.530 Okay, Bob Dylan. Pop off. 604 00:25:30.613 --> 00:25:32.741 What if I go to Denmark for four months 605 00:25:32.782 --> 00:25:34.826 and just pretend I don't have service? 606 00:25:34.868 --> 00:25:35.744 Ben. 607 00:25:36.536 --> 00:25:38.455 Not having my phone today 608 00:25:38.496 --> 00:25:40.498 was the happiest I've been 609 00:25:40.582 --> 00:25:41.708 all of college. 610 00:25:45.712 --> 00:25:47.714 I think we need to do this. 611 00:25:47.797 --> 00:25:49.841 I think we need to break up with them. 612 00:25:50.550 --> 00:25:53.053 Yeah, I know. 613 00:25:53.136 --> 00:25:56.348 It'll... it'll suck, but we'll do it together. - Mm-hmm. 614 00:25:56.431 --> 00:25:59.059 And then we'll have the rest of college to have fun 615 00:25:59.142 --> 00:26:02.395 - and try things and have sex. - Mm-hmm. 616 00:26:02.479 --> 00:26:04.439 Uh... with other people. 617 00:26:04.481 --> 00:26:06.066 - Strangers. Different... - Oh. Yeah, yeah. 618 00:26:06.149 --> 00:26:08.109 Different strangers that we meet. - I get it. 619 00:26:08.151 --> 00:26:09.736 - I get it. I get it. I get it. - Then maybe have sex with them. 620 00:26:12.364 --> 00:26:13.573 Aw. 621 00:26:14.616 --> 00:26:16.326 Night, Luther. 622 00:26:16.368 --> 00:26:17.702 Drink some water, bud. 623 00:26:17.786 --> 00:26:19.537 Not too much water. 624 00:26:19.621 --> 00:26:21.790 We need to do these breakups right, 625 00:26:21.873 --> 00:26:23.375 because we're good people, 626 00:26:23.458 --> 00:26:24.793 and that means face to face. 627 00:26:25.543 --> 00:26:27.712 No texts, no phone calls. 628 00:26:27.754 --> 00:26:29.547 In person, over Thanksgiving break. 629 00:26:29.589 --> 00:26:31.132 Simon goes back to school on Friday 630 00:26:31.174 --> 00:26:32.884 because he has a game that weekend. 631 00:26:32.967 --> 00:26:34.678 Claire goes to her dad's on Friday 632 00:26:34.719 --> 00:26:36.346 and Thursday's Thanksgiving. 633 00:26:37.180 --> 00:26:38.223 So it's Wednesday. 634 00:26:39.474 --> 00:26:41.226 Thanksgiving Eve. 635 00:26:41.267 --> 00:26:42.644 The day love dies. 636 00:26:44.187 --> 00:26:45.188 Okay. 637 00:26:45.230 --> 00:26:46.898 So we find alone time with them, 638 00:26:46.981 --> 00:26:49.609 early afternoon, before everyone goes out. 639 00:26:49.693 --> 00:26:51.611 Mm. Here's your problem with that. 640 00:26:53.655 --> 00:26:55.573 If left alone in a private place, 641 00:26:55.615 --> 00:26:57.242 Claire and I will end up having sex. 642 00:26:57.325 --> 00:26:59.744 Okay, so don't have sex with her. 643 00:26:59.786 --> 00:27:01.538 Mm-mm. It's not that simple. 644 00:27:01.579 --> 00:27:05.250 Like most people with an undiagnosed personality disorder, 645 00:27:05.291 --> 00:27:06.918 Claire is incredible at fucking. 646 00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:08.753 What's that even mean? 647 00:27:08.837 --> 00:27:10.422 I mean, don't we all, like, have the same basic set of moves? 648 00:27:10.505 --> 00:27:12.257 It goes in, it goes out. I don't... I don't get it. 649 00:27:12.298 --> 00:27:13.967 It's... it's Claire. I can't explain it to you. 650 00:27:14.050 --> 00:27:16.386 Okay, so, when we get home on Wednesday, 651 00:27:16.428 --> 00:27:19.556 I'll go to Simon's house and you ask Claire to go on a public walk. 652 00:27:19.597 --> 00:27:21.266 Right. 653 00:27:21.307 --> 00:27:23.268 And we need to practice what we're gonna say beforehand. 654 00:27:23.309 --> 00:27:26.312 These days, there's a lot of fallout from a breakup gone badly. 655 00:27:26.396 --> 00:27:28.231 They know things about us. 656 00:27:28.273 --> 00:27:30.775 "They know things"? What do they know that could hurt us? 657 00:27:30.817 --> 00:27:32.527 Are you kidding? 658 00:27:32.569 --> 00:27:35.447 There's no way Claire doesn't have a full dossier on you. 659 00:27:35.530 --> 00:27:36.865 I really don't think-- 660 00:27:38.575 --> 00:27:40.577 - Oh. Actually... - Mm. 661 00:27:40.618 --> 00:27:42.370 Mm-hmm. See? I knew it. What? 662 00:27:44.247 --> 00:27:47.917 Well, you remember how Claire played Sandy in the fall musical? 663 00:27:47.959 --> 00:27:49.544 Yes, but now I'm nervous. 664 00:27:49.586 --> 00:27:52.797 She may or may not have had us do some long distance... 665 00:27:53.465 --> 00:27:55.467 Grease roleplay 666 00:27:55.550 --> 00:27:58.928 that culminated in me sending a pretty explicit video. 667 00:27:58.970 --> 00:28:01.681 Ben, a video of what? 668 00:28:02.932 --> 00:28:07.729 Technically, one could say I was masturbating 669 00:28:07.812 --> 00:28:09.981 in character as Danny Zuko. 670 00:28:11.733 --> 00:28:13.318 Absolutely unacceptable. 671 00:28:13.360 --> 00:28:16.029 Yeah, we cannot do these breakups over text. - Okay. 672 00:28:16.112 --> 00:28:18.615 So our midterm gets out at 11:00. 673 00:28:18.656 --> 00:28:19.866 We'll sprint to the car. 674 00:28:19.949 --> 00:28:21.368 That gets us back to Ohio by 5:00, 675 00:28:21.451 --> 00:28:23.828 which gives us two hours before the football game 676 00:28:23.912 --> 00:28:26.998 to thoughtfully, respectfully, lovingly, 677 00:28:27.082 --> 00:28:28.708 end our first relationships. 678 00:28:28.792 --> 00:28:31.002 You're right. It's the perfect plan. 679 00:28:34.172 --> 00:28:35.298 Danny Zuko. 680 00:28:35.340 --> 00:28:38.176 Oh, my God, that was fucking hard. 681 00:28:38.259 --> 00:28:41.012 He's the worst fictional character of all time. 682 00:28:41.096 --> 00:28:43.598 Fictional? Jamie, King Arthur was a real dude. 683 00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:47.227 What? Wow. I did not do well at all. 684 00:28:48.144 --> 00:28:51.064 All right. It's 11:08. 685 00:28:51.147 --> 00:28:52.816 This is good. We're making good time. 686 00:28:54.651 --> 00:28:56.778 Uh, where's your car? 687 00:28:56.861 --> 00:28:58.071 This is where I parked. 688 00:28:58.154 --> 00:29:00.490 Could you be remembering wrong or... 689 00:29:00.532 --> 00:29:01.533 Uh, one sec. 690 00:29:02.992 --> 00:29:04.786 - Benny! - Hey, Tyler. 691 00:29:04.828 --> 00:29:06.162 Yeah. 692 00:29:06.204 --> 00:29:07.706 Uh, hey, I was just wondering 693 00:29:07.747 --> 00:29:09.791 if maybe you borrowed my car again 694 00:29:09.833 --> 00:29:12.168 and parked it somewhere other than structure B. - Oh, yeah, bro. 695 00:29:12.210 --> 00:29:14.337 I thought I told you. I took it this morning. I'm actually going back... 696 00:29:14.379 --> 00:29:15.880 - What's he saying? - ...to see the fam for Turkey Day. 697 00:29:15.964 --> 00:29:17.215 - Gobble gobble, baby. - You have it now? 698 00:29:17.298 --> 00:29:18.883 - He has it now? - To visit your family? 699 00:29:18.967 --> 00:29:20.135 Just passing through Denver. 700 00:29:20.176 --> 00:29:21.678 You're already in Colorado? 701 00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:23.555 Oh, yeah, dude. Smoking a lot of weed. 702 00:29:23.638 --> 00:29:24.681 You should get chains for these tires. - Colorado? 703 00:29:24.723 --> 00:29:26.474 You're absolutely right. 704 00:29:26.516 --> 00:29:27.892 I should get chains for my tires. - Hey, I'm always right. 705 00:29:27.976 --> 00:29:29.769 Absolutely. Happy Thanksgiving, bud. 706 00:29:29.853 --> 00:29:31.438 - Gobble gobble, my boy. - Okay. Bye. 707 00:29:31.521 --> 00:29:32.939 Are you fucking kidding me? 708 00:29:33.023 --> 00:29:35.900 I need to set more boundaries. I'm aware. 709 00:29:35.984 --> 00:29:37.986 You realize this ruins the plan? 710 00:29:38.028 --> 00:29:40.572 We're gonna end up doing Thanksgiving in the dining hall with Luther, 711 00:29:40.655 --> 00:29:42.949 and be stuck in these relationships till we die. - Okay. Okay. 712 00:29:43.033 --> 00:29:46.745 Well, there's a bus that leaves in 45 minutes that gets into Ohio at 9:00. 713 00:29:46.786 --> 00:29:49.122 9:00? The foot... The football game's gonna be over. 714 00:29:49.205 --> 00:29:50.749 Everyone will be out by then. 715 00:29:50.790 --> 00:29:52.083 Do you have a better idea? 716 00:29:58.214 --> 00:30:01.217 Oh. Well, I guess we can't sit together. 717 00:30:01.259 --> 00:30:02.427 No way. 718 00:30:02.469 --> 00:30:04.262 We need to rehearse these breakups. 719 00:30:07.891 --> 00:30:09.934 Watch and learn, Benjamin. 720 00:30:09.976 --> 00:30:12.354 Excuse me. Oh. Hi. 721 00:30:12.437 --> 00:30:15.607 Hey. Um, would you mind moving to the seat over here 722 00:30:15.690 --> 00:30:17.776 so the two of us can sit together? 723 00:30:17.817 --> 00:30:20.445 You know, actually, I'd rather stay where I am. Thank you. 724 00:30:20.528 --> 00:30:21.404 Oh. 725 00:30:23.490 --> 00:30:25.784 Well, um, excuse me. 726 00:30:25.867 --> 00:30:27.786 - Hello again. Hi. Yes, um... - Yeah? 727 00:30:27.869 --> 00:30:30.372 Well, actually, my, um... 728 00:30:30.455 --> 00:30:34.125 my fiance has motion-induced epilepsy, 729 00:30:34.209 --> 00:30:36.086 and as his designated caretaker, 730 00:30:36.127 --> 00:30:37.629 I need to sit next to him. 731 00:30:39.339 --> 00:30:40.215 Pfft. 732 00:30:41.800 --> 00:30:42.759 Sounds real tough. 733 00:30:42.801 --> 00:30:43.843 Thank you. 734 00:30:43.927 --> 00:30:45.178 Thank you, sir. 735 00:30:50.308 --> 00:30:51.476 Why would you make that up? 736 00:30:51.518 --> 00:30:53.436 It's called advocating for yourself. 737 00:31:00.819 --> 00:31:02.779 ♪ Staring at the blank page ♪ 738 00:31:02.821 --> 00:31:06.241 ♪ Before you open up The dirty window ♪ 739 00:31:06.324 --> 00:31:08.868 ♪ Let the sun Illuminate the words ♪ 740 00:31:08.952 --> 00:31:10.495 ♪ That you could not find ♪ 741 00:31:10.578 --> 00:31:13.665 ♪ Reaching for something In the distance ♪ 742 00:31:13.707 --> 00:31:16.167 ♪ So close You can almost taste it ♪ 743 00:31:16.251 --> 00:31:18.211 ♪ Release your inhibitions ♪ 744 00:31:18.294 --> 00:31:20.296 ♪ Feel the rain on your skin ♪ 745 00:31:20.338 --> 00:31:23.174 ♪ No one else Can live in Paris ♪ 746 00:31:23.216 --> 00:31:25.510 ♪ 'Cause Ohio's fucking lame ♪ 747 00:31:25.552 --> 00:31:27.012 ♪ No one else ♪ 748 00:31:27.095 --> 00:31:30.015 ♪ No one else can wear This shirt with these pants ♪ 749 00:31:30.056 --> 00:31:32.559 ♪ Drench yourself In words unspoken ♪ - ♪ With words unspoken ♪ 750 00:31:32.642 --> 00:31:34.769 ♪ Live your life With arms wide open ♪ 751 00:31:34.811 --> 00:31:37.939 ♪ Today is where Your fucking book begins ♪ 752 00:31:37.981 --> 00:31:41.109 ♪ The rest Is still unwritten ♪ - ♪ Still unwritten ♪ 753 00:31:41.151 --> 00:31:42.068 ♪ Yeah ♪ 754 00:31:46.489 --> 00:31:49.451 Hi. Okay. Tell me everything. How did the breakup go? 755 00:31:49.492 --> 00:31:51.745 How did Claire take it? Did she cry? 756 00:31:51.828 --> 00:31:53.621 Well, we hit a bit of a snag. 757 00:31:53.663 --> 00:31:55.957 We had to take the bus, so we're actually gonna be late. 758 00:31:55.999 --> 00:31:57.417 What? You guys are still coming though, right? 759 00:31:57.500 --> 00:31:59.044 You're technically the only two who confirmed. 760 00:31:59.085 --> 00:32:02.047 Yep, we're coming. But we need your help. 761 00:32:02.088 --> 00:32:04.049 We missed our window, and now Simon and Claire 762 00:32:04.090 --> 00:32:05.342 are both going to the football game. 763 00:32:05.383 --> 00:32:07.677 Football game? Like, at our high school? 764 00:32:07.719 --> 00:32:08.720 To what end? 765 00:32:08.762 --> 00:32:10.096 Because people like football 766 00:32:10.180 --> 00:32:12.057 and Claire is singing the national anthem. 767 00:32:12.098 --> 00:32:14.976 Claire's singing the national anthem. 768 00:32:15.018 --> 00:32:16.728 Wow. 769 00:32:16.770 --> 00:32:20.190 I guess the talent pool at Cranford High is really starved. 770 00:32:20.231 --> 00:32:22.776 Uh, me leaving created sort of a power vacuum 771 00:32:22.859 --> 00:32:25.487 that I guess most people expected-- - Pal... Palmer. Focus. 772 00:32:25.528 --> 00:32:27.739 We're supposed to be breaking up with them tonight. 773 00:32:27.822 --> 00:32:29.699 Uh-huh. But after the game, everyone's either going to Duffy's or Kurt's, 774 00:32:29.741 --> 00:32:32.160 and there's gonna be no place to have a serious conversation. 775 00:32:32.202 --> 00:32:35.914 So, we told Simon and Claire to meet us at your house. 776 00:32:35.955 --> 00:32:37.415 Drama at the petite soiree? 777 00:32:37.499 --> 00:32:38.792 We need you to go to the game, 778 00:32:38.875 --> 00:32:40.710 make sure they leave with you. 779 00:32:40.752 --> 00:32:42.671 Yeah. Otherwise, Simon's dumb friends are gonna drag him to the party. 780 00:32:42.712 --> 00:32:45.090 And we'll meet you at your house as soon as we get in. 781 00:32:45.173 --> 00:32:46.716 Okay, just to be clear, 782 00:32:46.758 --> 00:32:48.468 you're asking me, 783 00:32:48.551 --> 00:32:51.554 who a mere 24 hours ago was strolling the Champs-Elysees, 784 00:32:51.596 --> 00:32:54.349 talking to French people, "Oui, oui, monsieur," 785 00:32:54.432 --> 00:32:56.184 and, in many ways, was French myself, 786 00:32:56.226 --> 00:32:58.103 to attend a football game at Cranford High, 787 00:32:58.144 --> 00:33:00.146 my former emotional prison? 788 00:33:00.897 --> 00:33:02.941 I'm sorry, but yes. 789 00:33:02.982 --> 00:33:04.943 Yes, we are. 790 00:33:04.984 --> 00:33:07.445 Okay, fine. But only because I'm extremely excited 791 00:33:07.529 --> 00:33:09.280 to see Claire flop in front of the entire town. 792 00:33:09.364 --> 00:33:12.242 I mean, the national anthem. Whew! 793 00:33:12.283 --> 00:33:14.077 You know she stepped on 794 00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:15.954 literally every single one of my lines in Pippin last year. 795 00:33:16.037 --> 00:33:18.123 You guys, I was Pippin. 796 00:33:18.164 --> 00:33:20.041 Who was Claire? Not Pippin. 797 00:33:20.083 --> 00:33:21.710 Yes, we have heard. 798 00:33:21.751 --> 00:33:23.753 Thank you, Palmer. Thank you. 799 00:33:23.795 --> 00:33:25.880 Now I need to reimagine my look for a football game. 800 00:33:25.964 --> 00:33:27.132 I have to go. Bye. 801 00:33:29.009 --> 00:33:30.969 - Okay. - All right. 802 00:33:40.353 --> 00:33:42.188 Simon. Hey. 803 00:33:42.272 --> 00:33:43.815 Palmer. What's up, dude? 804 00:33:43.898 --> 00:33:45.150 Hey, good to see you. 805 00:33:45.191 --> 00:33:46.401 - Good to see you. - Oh. 806 00:33:47.652 --> 00:33:48.820 How's France? 807 00:33:48.862 --> 00:33:50.739 Oh, I've been meaning to ask you, actually. 808 00:33:50.780 --> 00:33:53.450 I go to Harvard with this French guy named Jean-Luc. 809 00:33:53.491 --> 00:33:56.411 He's fucking hilarious. Any chance you've met him? 810 00:33:56.453 --> 00:33:59.456 Um, sorry. Do you know where he lives? 811 00:33:59.497 --> 00:34:00.457 France. 812 00:34:00.498 --> 00:34:02.167 That's where you live, right? 813 00:34:02.250 --> 00:34:03.543 You know what, Simon? 814 00:34:03.626 --> 00:34:05.795 I'm so glad that Harvard hasn't changed you. 815 00:34:05.837 --> 00:34:07.630 Thanks, man. 816 00:34:07.672 --> 00:34:09.174 So, Jamie told you about the thing with Ben and Claire after this? 817 00:34:09.215 --> 00:34:10.717 - Yeah. Yeah. - Mr. Ivy League. 818 00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:13.136 - What's up, Coach? - How's Cambridge treating you? 819 00:34:13.178 --> 00:34:14.387 You know, not too bad. 820 00:34:14.471 --> 00:34:16.056 Just hoping if I play well this year, 821 00:34:16.139 --> 00:34:18.350 I can get another look from Ohio State. Maybe transfer. 822 00:34:18.433 --> 00:34:21.186 - My God. - I recognize you. 823 00:34:21.269 --> 00:34:23.188 Weren't you on my ninth grade practice squad 824 00:34:23.229 --> 00:34:24.647 claiming to be allergic to grass? 825 00:34:25.190 --> 00:34:26.524 Palmer. Hi. 826 00:34:26.608 --> 00:34:29.152 Yes, I quit after the first day. 827 00:34:29.194 --> 00:34:30.820 So good to see you. 828 00:34:30.862 --> 00:34:32.530 All right. I'll see you boys later. Happy Thanksgiving. 829 00:34:32.572 --> 00:34:33.865 All right, Coach. Good luck out there. 830 00:34:33.948 --> 00:34:35.033 Happy Thanksgiving. 831 00:34:35.075 --> 00:34:36.326 - Bye, Palmer. - All right. 832 00:34:37.827 --> 00:34:39.037 Let's go, team. 833 00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:41.122 The planet is on fire. 834 00:34:41.206 --> 00:34:42.540 The permafrost is almost gone. 835 00:34:42.624 --> 00:34:46.044 We have ten years left of life as we know it. 836 00:34:46.086 --> 00:34:48.046 Unless we take decisive action now, 837 00:34:48.088 --> 00:34:49.297 which I think we both know-- 838 00:34:49.339 --> 00:34:51.549 Okay. Can I... uh, can I stop you? 839 00:34:51.591 --> 00:34:53.385 Sure. Yeah. You have a note? 840 00:34:53.468 --> 00:34:54.803 Yeah. I have a note. 841 00:34:54.844 --> 00:34:56.221 Um, why are you beginning your breakup speech 842 00:34:56.262 --> 00:34:58.473 like you're a climate activist? 843 00:34:58.515 --> 00:35:00.517 I'm just trying to contextualize it. 844 00:35:00.558 --> 00:35:01.768 You're breaking up with Claire 845 00:35:01.851 --> 00:35:03.978 so you can fuck randos in college. 846 00:35:04.020 --> 00:35:06.731 I don't think bringing up the permafrost is gonna make her feel better. 847 00:35:08.024 --> 00:35:10.110 Yeah, you're right. 848 00:35:10.193 --> 00:35:11.736 She's gonna kill... She's gonna kill me. 849 00:35:11.820 --> 00:35:14.030 - She's gonna kill me. - Don't panic. 850 00:35:14.072 --> 00:35:16.116 This is why we're workshopping. 851 00:35:16.199 --> 00:35:17.826 Here, let me do mine. 852 00:35:19.786 --> 00:35:21.538 Simon... 853 00:35:21.579 --> 00:35:23.915 you know how much I wanted this to work. - 854 00:35:28.169 --> 00:35:30.088 It's neither of our faults. 855 00:35:30.171 --> 00:35:32.924 And we both tried our best. 856 00:35:33.008 --> 00:35:34.384 Oh, my God. 857 00:35:34.426 --> 00:35:36.594 I'm sorry. Can I help you? 858 00:35:36.636 --> 00:35:38.430 I couldn't help but overhear. 859 00:35:38.471 --> 00:35:40.056 Sounds like you two are breaking up? 860 00:35:40.098 --> 00:35:41.266 We're not breaking up with each other. 861 00:35:41.349 --> 00:35:43.810 We're breaking up with other people. 862 00:35:43.893 --> 00:35:45.270 Jamie, stand down. 863 00:35:45.311 --> 00:35:47.480 Interesting, 'cause I thought you were engaged. 864 00:35:47.564 --> 00:35:49.649 It's called having an affair. 865 00:35:49.733 --> 00:35:51.526 Having an affair? What are you, 16? 866 00:35:51.568 --> 00:35:53.153 No, we're in college, dumbass. 867 00:35:53.236 --> 00:35:54.571 I know you're in college. 868 00:35:54.612 --> 00:35:56.614 I'm sitting two fucking feet from you. 869 00:35:56.698 --> 00:35:58.867 What do you think, these are soundproof seats? 870 00:35:58.950 --> 00:36:00.452 It's a Greyhound bus. 871 00:36:00.535 --> 00:36:02.203 I got to sit here with this lady, who, 872 00:36:02.287 --> 00:36:03.997 no offense, 873 00:36:04.080 --> 00:36:05.957 but you are kind of cutting onto my fucking leg room over here. 874 00:36:05.999 --> 00:36:08.626 And I gotta listen to you drone on about your breakups. 875 00:36:08.668 --> 00:36:11.504 "Oh, baby, I really want you in my life, 876 00:36:11.588 --> 00:36:14.132 but not as bad as I want to get fingered at a frat party." 877 00:36:14.174 --> 00:36:16.968 And now, you pick the most cliched weekend 878 00:36:17.010 --> 00:36:19.137 in the history of breaking up with people 879 00:36:19.220 --> 00:36:20.972 to drop the bomb on this loser? 880 00:36:23.433 --> 00:36:26.394 Also, I know you don't have epilepsy. 881 00:36:26.436 --> 00:36:28.063 I'm sorry that we took your seat, sir. 882 00:36:28.146 --> 00:36:29.189 Suck my dick, dude. 883 00:36:29.272 --> 00:36:30.482 Hmm. 884 00:36:35.987 --> 00:36:41.159 ♪ O say, can you see ♪ 885 00:36:41.242 --> 00:36:48.208 ♪ By the dawn's early light ♪ 886 00:36:48.291 --> 00:36:52.504 ♪ What so proudly we hail'd ♪ 887 00:36:52.545 --> 00:36:54.756 ♪ At the twilight♪ 888 00:36:54.839 --> 00:36:59.844 ♪ I said The twilight's last gleaming? ♪ 889 00:37:00.887 --> 00:37:01.763 Claire. 890 00:37:01.846 --> 00:37:03.348 Oh, my God. 891 00:37:03.390 --> 00:37:04.849 - You sounded amazing. - Palmer. 892 00:37:04.891 --> 00:37:07.185 - Are you kidding? - Stop! 893 00:37:09.479 --> 00:37:10.897 I was so rusty. 894 00:37:10.980 --> 00:37:13.108 I've been on crazy vocal rest since Grease. 895 00:37:13.191 --> 00:37:15.026 - Grease. Right. - Yeah. 896 00:37:15.110 --> 00:37:17.070 I was so happy they picked something in your vocal range this year. 897 00:37:17.153 --> 00:37:19.155 Simon, over here. 898 00:37:19.197 --> 00:37:21.574 - One sec, guys. Yeah. - All right. 899 00:37:21.658 --> 00:37:23.284 So I was thinking we could all ride together 900 00:37:23.326 --> 00:37:25.412 back to my place to meet up with Ben and Jamie. 901 00:37:25.495 --> 00:37:26.955 Have you heard from Ben? My phone's dead. 902 00:37:27.038 --> 00:37:28.581 He says they're almost at the bus station. 903 00:37:28.665 --> 00:37:31.251 Yo, are you guys going to Duffy's before Kurt's? 904 00:37:31.334 --> 00:37:32.711 - Yeah. For sure. - Yeah. 905 00:37:32.752 --> 00:37:34.587 Oh. You guys are doing a sidebar. 906 00:37:34.671 --> 00:37:36.381 Locking me out of the conversation. Let me in, let me in. 907 00:37:36.464 --> 00:37:38.383 Should we just meet them at Palmer's and go out from there? 908 00:37:38.425 --> 00:37:40.218 Yeah, I mean, that makes sense, right? My phone's dead. So... 909 00:37:40.260 --> 00:37:42.303 Just gonna fight my way back into the conversation here. 910 00:37:42.345 --> 00:37:44.055 Hi. Uh, it's gonna be really fun. 911 00:37:44.097 --> 00:37:45.432 There's gonna be appetizers, 912 00:37:45.515 --> 00:37:48.226 world-class cocktails, spirited debate, me. 913 00:37:48.268 --> 00:37:49.894 You know. So... 914 00:37:51.604 --> 00:37:54.774 There are my weary travelers. - Hi, Mom. 915 00:37:54.858 --> 00:37:57.527 Rhonda, this is my son and his best friend, Jamie. 916 00:37:57.569 --> 00:37:58.611 - Hi. - Hi, Rhonda. 917 00:37:58.695 --> 00:37:59.863 Rhonda's brother was on your bus. 918 00:37:59.946 --> 00:38:01.698 He just had surgery on his brain. 919 00:38:01.740 --> 00:38:03.283 - Shit. - You guys, come here. 920 00:38:03.366 --> 00:38:05.076 - Give me a hug. Oh! - Hi, Diane. 921 00:38:05.160 --> 00:38:07.787 I am so ticked off the car pooped out on you. 922 00:38:07.871 --> 00:38:10.373 I'm sending you back to school with a Triple-A card. Period. 923 00:38:10.415 --> 00:38:11.416 Right? Right, Norman? Yes. 924 00:38:11.499 --> 00:38:13.209 - Hi, Mr. Okada. - Hi, Dad. 925 00:38:13.251 --> 00:38:15.378 - How are you? - It's good to see you. 926 00:38:15.420 --> 00:38:16.588 - How's it going? - Good, good. 927 00:38:16.629 --> 00:38:17.922 - Let me get that. - Oh, thank you. 928 00:38:17.964 --> 00:38:19.507 Look at you! 929 00:38:19.549 --> 00:38:21.885 I can't even believe it. 930 00:38:21.926 --> 00:38:23.803 Oh, Benny. Did you get the passport? 931 00:38:23.887 --> 00:38:25.430 I FedExed it, and I was worried 932 00:38:25.513 --> 00:38:26.890 that it was gonna, like, get stolen. 933 00:38:26.931 --> 00:38:28.558 Have you heard about these porch pirates? 934 00:38:28.600 --> 00:38:30.727 - No, this is real. - I know. I got it. I got it. 935 00:38:30.769 --> 00:38:33.438 But I haven't had the chance to tell Jamie 936 00:38:33.521 --> 00:38:35.315 that I'm definitely going yet. 937 00:38:35.398 --> 00:38:37.233 I'm a little worried that she's gonna feel like I'm abandoning her. 938 00:38:37.275 --> 00:38:39.444 So if you could just not mention Copenhagen. - Okay. 939 00:38:39.527 --> 00:38:41.071 - Okay. It's a secret. - Yeah. 940 00:38:41.112 --> 00:38:42.405 Safe with me. Let's go. 941 00:38:42.447 --> 00:38:44.199 Oh! I am so excited. 942 00:38:44.240 --> 00:38:45.950 - Yeah. - You guys ready? 943 00:38:46.034 --> 00:38:47.035 Yeah. 944 00:38:47.118 --> 00:38:48.620 All right. 945 00:38:48.703 --> 00:38:50.622 Oh. Diane, are you sure you don't want to... 946 00:38:50.663 --> 00:38:52.207 You don't want to sit up front? 947 00:38:52.290 --> 00:38:53.958 Are you kidding? I haven't seen you guys in months. 948 00:38:54.042 --> 00:38:55.293 I'm in the back with you. 949 00:38:55.335 --> 00:38:56.419 Mama in the middle. 950 00:38:56.461 --> 00:38:57.796 Diane sandwich. 951 00:39:09.265 --> 00:39:10.642 Hello. 952 00:39:10.684 --> 00:39:13.478 Some hors d'oeuvres for mes amis, 953 00:39:13.561 --> 00:39:15.980 which means "my friends" in French. 954 00:39:16.022 --> 00:39:18.108 Just get this open. 955 00:39:18.149 --> 00:39:20.610 When you go to a really nice restaurant, they do it for you. 956 00:39:21.486 --> 00:39:22.904 Jeepies. 957 00:39:24.739 --> 00:39:25.865 Whoo! 958 00:39:25.949 --> 00:39:27.992 So, Champagne is actually a region in France, 959 00:39:28.076 --> 00:39:30.620 and if the grapes aren't actually picked there, 960 00:39:30.662 --> 00:39:32.038 it's not really champagne. 961 00:39:32.997 --> 00:39:34.624 Dope. 962 00:39:34.666 --> 00:39:36.960 Something that you learn when you live in France. 963 00:39:38.336 --> 00:39:39.921 So, can we, like, 964 00:39:40.964 --> 00:39:42.090 drink it now? 965 00:39:42.173 --> 00:39:44.634 First, a little bit of the green stuff. 966 00:39:44.676 --> 00:39:47.846 The green stuff's just absinthe. 967 00:39:47.887 --> 00:39:50.181 This drink is called Death in the Afternoon. 968 00:39:50.223 --> 00:39:53.685 It was supposedly Hemingway's favorite drink. 969 00:39:54.644 --> 00:39:56.479 And he was an alcoholic. 970 00:39:56.521 --> 00:39:58.189 So he knew how to drink. 971 00:39:58.273 --> 00:40:00.150 He, um, he drank quite a bit. 972 00:40:00.191 --> 00:40:02.402 Probably a pretty tough guy to be around. 973 00:40:02.485 --> 00:40:04.738 'Cause of the alcoholism. 974 00:40:04.821 --> 00:40:07.907 And then, ultimately, he killed himself. 975 00:40:09.367 --> 00:40:11.077 Here we go. That's for you. 976 00:40:12.537 --> 00:40:13.830 So, to... 977 00:40:15.540 --> 00:40:17.125 Okay. 978 00:40:17.167 --> 00:40:18.418 Don't have to cheers. 979 00:40:19.461 --> 00:40:22.589 Well, I'm gonna just run upstairs 980 00:40:22.672 --> 00:40:23.882 and do a quick costume change 981 00:40:23.965 --> 00:40:25.550 before the rest of my guests arrive. 982 00:40:26.009 --> 00:40:26.801 Cool, man. 983 00:40:26.843 --> 00:40:29.554 And my house is your house. 984 00:40:32.557 --> 00:40:33.975 All right. 985 00:40:34.017 --> 00:40:36.519 This actually isn't bad. Here you go. - Yeah. 986 00:40:39.981 --> 00:40:41.775 Okay. So tell me everything. 987 00:40:41.858 --> 00:40:45.362 How's class? How are the dorms? How is the famous Tyler? 988 00:40:45.403 --> 00:40:47.322 Oh, yeah. How's the famous Tyler? 989 00:40:47.405 --> 00:40:49.074 He's good. Everything is good. 990 00:40:49.157 --> 00:40:51.534 Oh! I am just so glad to have you guys back. 991 00:40:51.576 --> 00:40:52.660 This is so much fun. 992 00:40:52.744 --> 00:40:54.287 It's like we're in an Uber. 993 00:40:54.371 --> 00:40:56.247 Oh. Five stars, Norman. 994 00:40:56.331 --> 00:40:57.957 Thank you. 995 00:40:58.041 --> 00:40:59.542 Oh, that reminds me. We were in an Uber the other day. 996 00:40:59.584 --> 00:41:01.461 The driver was so interesting. 997 00:41:01.544 --> 00:41:04.005 He is in the middle of writing a novel 998 00:41:04.047 --> 00:41:06.216 about a guy who lives in a lighthouse, 999 00:41:06.257 --> 00:41:07.592 but he's really a centaur, 1000 00:41:07.634 --> 00:41:09.511 so he can't get down the stairs. 1001 00:41:09.552 --> 00:41:10.929 But that doesn't make sense. 1002 00:41:10.970 --> 00:41:12.764 How'd he get up there in the first place? 1003 00:41:12.847 --> 00:41:14.933 Oh. Uh, sorry. Uh, Mr. Okada. Do you mind turning up here? 1004 00:41:14.974 --> 00:41:17.018 We're actually going to Palmer's. 1005 00:41:17.060 --> 00:41:18.812 What? You're not gonna come back and have something to eat first? 1006 00:41:18.895 --> 00:41:20.605 I made meaty macaroni. 1007 00:41:20.689 --> 00:41:22.607 That is so nice of you, Diane, 1008 00:41:22.649 --> 00:41:25.110 but we told Palmer we'd go straight there. 1009 00:41:25.151 --> 00:41:27.946 It's, um, it's kind of an important night for him. 1010 00:41:28.029 --> 00:41:29.531 - What? - What's so important? 1011 00:41:30.782 --> 00:41:32.867 Um, well, Dad, uh, 1012 00:41:32.909 --> 00:41:36.079 Palmer has decided that he's ready to share some information 1013 00:41:36.121 --> 00:41:39.791 about his personal life and his identity, and-- 1014 00:41:39.874 --> 00:41:41.209 Oh. That he's a gay guy. 1015 00:41:41.292 --> 00:41:42.168 Uh... 1016 00:41:42.252 --> 00:41:44.671 Yes. Technically, yes. 1017 00:41:44.754 --> 00:41:46.673 Well, that's not exactly news. 1018 00:41:46.756 --> 00:41:48.091 When you were kids, 1019 00:41:48.133 --> 00:41:49.843 he went as Princess Di six Halloweens in a row. 1020 00:41:49.926 --> 00:41:52.012 I loved it when he would wear the oversized sweatshirts 1021 00:41:52.095 --> 00:41:53.596 with the little... little bike shorts. 1022 00:41:53.638 --> 00:41:55.140 Well, for the record, 1023 00:41:55.181 --> 00:41:57.726 a boy dressing as a princess doesn't make him gay. 1024 00:41:57.767 --> 00:42:00.979 Ben, we know that, okay? Those are "gender norms." 1025 00:42:01.021 --> 00:42:03.148 We are very familiar with those. 1026 00:42:03.231 --> 00:42:04.232 But he is gay? 1027 00:42:05.316 --> 00:42:06.651 Isn't he gay? 1028 00:42:06.735 --> 00:42:08.611 The point is that we're going to support him, 1029 00:42:08.653 --> 00:42:10.822 and we can talk about gender norms tomorrow at Thanksgiving dinner 1030 00:42:10.864 --> 00:42:13.742 with Baba and Uncle Ken. It should be... 1031 00:42:14.784 --> 00:42:16.327 very productive. 1032 00:42:16.369 --> 00:42:19.122 Princess Di, she was having an affair with a bodyguard. 1033 00:42:19.164 --> 00:42:21.583 Well, Prince Charles was a real jerk. 1034 00:42:21.666 --> 00:42:23.126 He treated her horribly. 1035 00:42:25.086 --> 00:42:26.713 Not enough. 1036 00:42:26.796 --> 00:42:29.716 And I don't have the privilege of minimalism. 1037 00:42:29.799 --> 00:42:32.927 That is for thin people. 1038 00:42:34.846 --> 00:42:36.598 That's it. Okay. 1039 00:42:37.349 --> 00:42:38.641 I'm gay. 1040 00:42:38.683 --> 00:42:40.101 I'm here. I'm queer. 1041 00:42:41.686 --> 00:42:43.438 And I've got new clothes. 1042 00:42:43.480 --> 00:42:46.858 Hey, Sydney, remember when you called me gay in sixth grade? 1043 00:42:48.318 --> 00:42:49.736 Well, you were right. 1044 00:42:49.819 --> 00:42:52.072 But you were also a huge bitch. 1045 00:42:54.491 --> 00:42:55.658 I'm a homosexual. 1046 00:42:56.910 --> 00:42:58.703 Does anyone have a problem with that? 1047 00:42:58.745 --> 00:43:00.163 Wait, wait. Wait for this part. 1048 00:43:00.205 --> 00:43:01.664 ♪ ...were so gallantly... ♪ 1049 00:43:01.706 --> 00:43:03.416 No, I know. It was so good. 1050 00:43:03.500 --> 00:43:05.043 I was there for it. 1051 00:43:05.085 --> 00:43:10.090 ♪ And the rocket's red glare♪ 1052 00:43:10.173 --> 00:43:11.549 Love me. No. 1053 00:43:11.633 --> 00:43:13.343 Fear me. No. 1054 00:43:14.094 --> 00:43:15.512 Hold me. No. 1055 00:43:15.553 --> 00:43:17.806 I may need to eat something. 1056 00:43:17.889 --> 00:43:20.183 That French gin is low-key strong. 1057 00:43:27.065 --> 00:43:29.567 Don't panic. This is what we're going to do. 1058 00:43:29.609 --> 00:43:32.237 Let's leave this place and find... 1059 00:43:33.530 --> 00:43:34.406 food. 1060 00:43:34.447 --> 00:43:35.907 Yes. Okay. 1061 00:43:35.949 --> 00:43:38.243 Who are you? Are you boot gay? 1062 00:43:38.326 --> 00:43:39.411 Are you shoe gay? 1063 00:43:40.787 --> 00:43:42.247 ♪ Ayy, uh ♪ 1064 00:43:42.330 --> 00:43:44.207 ♪ Bitch, I'm 21 But I still walk around ♪ 1065 00:43:44.249 --> 00:43:46.084 - ♪ With fake ID ♪ - ♪ What? ♪ 1066 00:43:46.167 --> 00:43:47.919 ♪ Cuddle with the homies ♪ 1067 00:43:48.003 --> 00:43:49.504 - ♪ Watching Stand By Me ♪ - ♪ Cute ♪ 1068 00:43:49.546 --> 00:43:51.089 ♪ This dick ain't free ♪ 1069 00:43:51.172 --> 00:43:52.924 - ♪ Baby, pay my fee ♪ - ♪ Bread ♪ 1070 00:43:53.008 --> 00:43:54.592 ♪ Let me live my life... ♪ 1071 00:43:54.676 --> 00:43:56.177 We're trapped! 1072 00:43:56.803 --> 00:43:57.846 I'm going over. 1073 00:43:57.929 --> 00:43:59.681 ♪ C'est la vie ♪ 1074 00:43:59.723 --> 00:44:02.767 ♪ Woo-woo, c'est la vie... ♪ 1075 00:44:04.728 --> 00:44:05.437 ♪ Need a fine VP Like Biden... ♪ 1076 00:44:05.520 --> 00:44:06.646 Guys? 1077 00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:08.857 Everything okay down there? 1078 00:44:09.941 --> 00:44:13.153 - Okay. I got you. Come. - Okay. Okay. 1079 00:44:17.365 --> 00:44:18.366 Guys? 1080 00:44:22.120 --> 00:44:22.996 Ew. 1081 00:44:23.663 --> 00:44:25.081 The whole bottle? 1082 00:44:25.498 --> 00:44:26.666 Fuck me. 1083 00:44:27.125 --> 00:44:28.001 Simon! 1084 00:44:28.793 --> 00:44:29.961 Claire! 1085 00:44:30.003 --> 00:44:31.296 Fucking drunk teens. 1086 00:44:31.338 --> 00:44:33.298 Fucking suburbs. No urban planning. 1087 00:44:33.340 --> 00:44:34.549 Fucking built for cars. 1088 00:44:34.632 --> 00:44:35.967 Can't even... What? 1089 00:44:36.634 --> 00:44:38.178 God. 1090 00:44:38.261 --> 00:44:40.430 ♪ Let me live my life Baby, c'est la vie... ♪ 1091 00:44:42.140 --> 00:44:44.142 ♪ C'est la vie ♪ 1092 00:44:44.184 --> 00:44:47.312 ♪ Woo-woo, c'est la vie ♪ 1093 00:44:49.356 --> 00:44:51.900 - Get out of the road! - Ugh, rude! 1094 00:44:52.817 --> 00:44:54.319 My phone! 1095 00:44:54.361 --> 00:44:55.653 I got it. I got it. 1096 00:44:55.695 --> 00:44:59.240 I have a green light! Get out of the road! 1097 00:45:00.700 --> 00:45:02.994 Holy fuck. The ground is a ladder. 1098 00:45:05.622 --> 00:45:07.707 Look, I'm climbing a ground ladder. 1099 00:45:09.626 --> 00:45:10.752 You ready for this? 1100 00:45:11.878 --> 00:45:15.423 "The sweetness of love is short-lived, 1101 00:45:15.465 --> 00:45:16.549 but the pain endures." 1102 00:45:16.633 --> 00:45:18.259 What the fuck is that? 1103 00:45:19.594 --> 00:45:21.179 - What? - Huh? 1104 00:45:21.221 --> 00:45:22.806 It's King... It's King Arthur. 1105 00:45:22.847 --> 00:45:24.933 It's the whole essay section on our test. 1106 00:45:26.309 --> 00:45:29.020 Oh, God. I really gotta drop that class. 1107 00:45:29.062 --> 00:45:30.689 You can't just honk at me. 1108 00:45:30.730 --> 00:45:32.482 - Get out of the road. - Fuck me. 1109 00:45:32.524 --> 00:45:34.150 Don't run them over. They still need to be broken up with. 1110 00:45:34.192 --> 00:45:35.902 I'm finishing a text. 1111 00:45:35.985 --> 00:45:37.862 - Be patient! - Yo! 1112 00:45:37.946 --> 00:45:39.239 Claire! Simon! 1113 00:45:39.322 --> 00:45:40.824 Get out of the street! 1114 00:45:40.907 --> 00:45:42.367 Uh, sorry, everybody. 1115 00:45:42.409 --> 00:45:43.243 They're with me. 1116 00:45:43.326 --> 00:45:45.203 Sorry, sir. 1117 00:45:45.286 --> 00:45:47.539 Your horn cracked my phone. - Oh, my God. Coach Reese. 1118 00:45:47.622 --> 00:45:49.207 I'm sorry to you. Um... 1119 00:45:49.249 --> 00:45:50.709 We were just grabbing a bite to eat, 1120 00:45:50.750 --> 00:45:51.960 and I actually can take it from here. 1121 00:45:52.043 --> 00:45:53.545 - So... - I'm a pedestrian. 1122 00:45:53.628 --> 00:45:56.214 Just for fun, how about I help? 1123 00:45:56.297 --> 00:45:57.382 Palmer? 1124 00:46:01.428 --> 00:46:03.847 And the door was unlocked. Simon's phone is dead. 1125 00:46:03.888 --> 00:46:05.682 Palmer's not answering. 1126 00:46:05.724 --> 00:46:07.392 - What the fuck happened? - Ooh. 1127 00:46:07.475 --> 00:46:09.602 Claire just texted. Apparently, they went to Duffy's? 1128 00:46:09.686 --> 00:46:11.479 Are you serious? Let me see. 1129 00:46:13.064 --> 00:46:15.442 Huh. Is she always this short with you? 1130 00:46:15.525 --> 00:46:17.193 Well, she must be pissed. 1131 00:46:17.235 --> 00:46:18.653 What, you think Palmer said something? 1132 00:46:18.695 --> 00:46:21.448 No. No. He wouldn't have, right? 1133 00:46:22.490 --> 00:46:23.658 I don't... 1134 00:46:23.700 --> 00:46:25.285 Whatever. Let's just get over there. 1135 00:46:27.912 --> 00:46:29.122 Perfect. 1136 00:46:29.205 --> 00:46:31.750 Franklin will be here in 77 minutes. 1137 00:46:31.791 --> 00:46:35.420 Thank God we live in a town with exactly one Uber driver. 1138 00:46:40.592 --> 00:46:41.926 Mm. 1139 00:46:42.010 --> 00:46:44.179 Jamie, communication! Where are you going? 1140 00:46:47.223 --> 00:46:49.434 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 1141 00:46:55.273 --> 00:46:56.983 No. We should turn back there. 1142 00:46:57.067 --> 00:46:59.778 - It's faster to take Oak. - Jamie, stop trying to steer. 1143 00:46:59.861 --> 00:47:01.112 Turn around. 1144 00:47:01.154 --> 00:47:02.655 - Accept your lack of control. - Ugh! 1145 00:47:02.739 --> 00:47:05.450 ♪ Bo Diddley buy babe A diamond ring ♪ 1146 00:47:07.452 --> 00:47:10.121 ♪ If that diamond ring Don't shine... ♪ 1147 00:47:10.205 --> 00:47:11.623 Thanks again for all your help. 1148 00:47:11.706 --> 00:47:13.500 Some people really can't handle their absinthe. 1149 00:47:13.583 --> 00:47:16.294 Once we get this food in them, they'll sleep it right off. 1150 00:47:16.378 --> 00:47:18.630 Grilled cheeses and fries to go. 1151 00:47:18.672 --> 00:47:20.048 Oh. Thanks, Lukas. 1152 00:47:20.131 --> 00:47:22.342 Lukas, this is Palmer. Palmer, this is Lukas. 1153 00:47:22.425 --> 00:47:23.301 Hey, Palmer. 1154 00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:25.845 Hi, Lukas. 1155 00:47:25.929 --> 00:47:27.180 You coming out after your shift? 1156 00:47:27.263 --> 00:47:29.933 Mm. I wish. Everyone took off tonight. 1157 00:47:29.974 --> 00:47:31.393 So, I get to close. 1158 00:47:31.434 --> 00:47:33.436 Don't have too much fun without me. 1159 00:47:33.478 --> 00:47:34.646 Hmm. 1160 00:47:40.151 --> 00:47:44.155 So, what side of Main Street are you on? 1161 00:47:44.197 --> 00:47:48.576 You know, they closed the north side because of the turkey trot... 1162 00:47:48.618 --> 00:47:51.454 ♪ Mojo come to my house A black cat bone ♪ 1163 00:47:53.164 --> 00:47:55.500 ♪ Take my baby away from home ♪ 1164 00:48:00.130 --> 00:48:02.841 ♪ Mother ask Mojo "Where you been"? ♪ 1165 00:48:02.924 --> 00:48:04.592 Palmer. 1166 00:48:04.676 --> 00:48:06.219 What's your address? 1167 00:48:06.302 --> 00:48:08.304 Uh, 242 Duncan. Sorry. 1168 00:48:08.346 --> 00:48:10.974 242 Duncan. Let's roll, man. Come on. 1169 00:48:15.437 --> 00:48:16.688 ♪ I'm feelin' Pretty blue, man ♪ 1170 00:48:16.730 --> 00:48:18.106 ♪ I'm feeling pretty beat up ♪ 1171 00:48:18.148 --> 00:48:19.190 ♪ New chick I've been talkin' to ♪ 1172 00:48:19.232 --> 00:48:20.984 ♪ Don't wanna meet up ♪ 1173 00:48:21.026 --> 00:48:22.318 ♪ Double D cups, I'm ready To feel my N-U-T's bust ♪ 1174 00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:23.945 ♪ But she's sus ♪ 1175 00:48:23.987 --> 00:48:25.864 Do you think Palmer's parents' bike is gonna be okay? 1176 00:48:25.905 --> 00:48:27.866 Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. 1177 00:48:27.949 --> 00:48:29.659 We have bigger problems right now. 1178 00:48:29.701 --> 00:48:32.579 We're about to run into everyone we've ever fucking met. 1179 00:48:34.456 --> 00:48:38.376 Yeah, I-- I keep making eye contact with Samantha Kosar, I-- 1180 00:48:38.460 --> 00:48:40.837 I think she still likes me. I feel bad. 1181 00:48:40.879 --> 00:48:42.297 You guys went to one dance, 1182 00:48:42.380 --> 00:48:44.132 and that was before she had her growth spurt. 1183 00:48:44.174 --> 00:48:46.634 She's, like, eight inches taller than you now. 1184 00:48:48.553 --> 00:48:50.847 Ben, don't let yourself get sidetracked. 1185 00:48:50.889 --> 00:48:53.099 You got the ID you ordered online, right? 1186 00:48:53.183 --> 00:48:54.768 No. No, they emailed me 1187 00:48:54.851 --> 00:48:56.603 saying it was going to take another three to eight months. 1188 00:48:56.686 --> 00:48:58.229 Then how are you getting in? 1189 00:48:58.271 --> 00:48:59.939 Well, I... I have my other one. 1190 00:49:00.023 --> 00:49:01.691 Your other one? What? 1191 00:49:01.733 --> 00:49:02.609 Next. 1192 00:49:02.692 --> 00:49:03.693 Next! 1193 00:49:06.780 --> 00:49:08.073 All right, you're good. 1194 00:49:25.799 --> 00:49:27.300 Nick D'Agostino? 1195 00:49:28.134 --> 00:49:29.469 Uh-huh. 1196 00:49:29.552 --> 00:49:32.389 Born February 2nd, live on Stanley Avenue? 1197 00:49:33.181 --> 00:49:35.558 Yep. Yes, sir. 1198 00:49:35.600 --> 00:49:38.937 And you died in a tragic car accident 1199 00:49:38.978 --> 00:49:40.230 four years ago. 1200 00:49:42.107 --> 00:49:44.359 No, no. 1201 00:49:49.739 --> 00:49:51.533 I don't think so. 1202 00:49:51.574 --> 00:49:53.576 I was a pallbearer at your funeral. 1203 00:49:54.661 --> 00:49:56.871 Fucking devastated. 1204 00:49:56.913 --> 00:49:59.666 Out of all the shit I done seen underage kids pull to try to get in here, 1205 00:49:59.749 --> 00:50:01.626 that's the most fucked up, unforgivable, 1206 00:50:01.668 --> 00:50:03.878 piece-of-shit move I've ever witnessed. 1207 00:50:03.920 --> 00:50:05.338 Both of you get the fuck outta here. 1208 00:50:05.422 --> 00:50:06.798 You know, we're just trying to-- 1209 00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:08.299 If I ever see his face again, 1210 00:50:08.341 --> 00:50:09.884 I'm gonna make him swallow his own teeth. 1211 00:50:09.926 --> 00:50:11.803 - Okay. - Lifetime ban. 1212 00:50:11.886 --> 00:50:13.013 Out! 1213 00:50:18.685 --> 00:50:19.978 As an adult, an educator, 1214 00:50:20.020 --> 00:50:22.605 I should be concerned about the underage drinking. 1215 00:50:22.647 --> 00:50:25.316 But I'm concerned that you don't seem to be doing it right. 1216 00:50:25.400 --> 00:50:28.820 I mean, was this fun for you? Was this party ever fun? 1217 00:50:28.862 --> 00:50:30.155 It was part of a bigger vision. 1218 00:50:30.196 --> 00:50:31.614 It was supposed to be a petite soiree. 1219 00:50:33.491 --> 00:50:34.993 What's going on with you, man? 1220 00:50:35.035 --> 00:50:36.745 You've been strange ever since we left the diner. 1221 00:50:36.828 --> 00:50:37.704 Are you gay? 1222 00:50:39.622 --> 00:50:41.082 Yeah... 1223 00:50:41.124 --> 00:50:42.917 But you live in rural Ohio. 1224 00:50:42.959 --> 00:50:44.461 Wha-- why do you live here? 1225 00:50:44.502 --> 00:50:46.671 - Where else should I be living? - I don't know. 1226 00:50:46.755 --> 00:50:48.006 LA. New York. 1227 00:50:48.089 --> 00:50:49.674 Certain parts of Chicago, even. 1228 00:50:49.758 --> 00:50:51.551 Somewhere you're not forced to live a lie. 1229 00:50:51.634 --> 00:50:55.263 My house in LA would cost, like, four million dollars. 1230 00:50:56.014 --> 00:50:57.390 And I'm not living a lie. 1231 00:50:57.474 --> 00:50:59.184 What are you talking about? 1232 00:50:59.267 --> 00:51:01.728 You're like a fucking Friday Night Lights character, dude. 1233 00:51:01.811 --> 00:51:03.188 It's crazy. The whole thing. 1234 00:51:03.271 --> 00:51:04.647 The whole town thinks you're straight. 1235 00:51:04.689 --> 00:51:06.274 Palmer. 1236 00:51:06.316 --> 00:51:09.444 I bring my boyfriend to the faculty holiday party every year. 1237 00:51:09.486 --> 00:51:11.363 It's not some huge secret. 1238 00:51:11.404 --> 00:51:13.531 All the guys on the team, they know. 1239 00:51:13.573 --> 00:51:15.367 No, they-- Um... 1240 00:51:15.450 --> 00:51:16.326 They do? 1241 00:51:18.745 --> 00:51:20.121 Okay. 1242 00:51:20.163 --> 00:51:22.832 I'm just, like, a little in shock because, you know, 1243 00:51:22.874 --> 00:51:24.209 I just wish I would have known. 1244 00:51:25.669 --> 00:51:27.253 Growing up here, 1245 00:51:29.297 --> 00:51:32.634 I didn't realize that somebody like you 1246 00:51:34.010 --> 00:51:35.220 could even be 1247 00:51:36.179 --> 00:51:37.222 like me. 1248 00:51:41.226 --> 00:51:42.268 Come on. 1249 00:51:42.894 --> 00:51:43.728 What's happening? 1250 00:51:44.938 --> 00:51:46.231 You're coming with me. 1251 00:51:46.314 --> 00:51:47.649 I'm wearing two different shoes. 1252 00:51:49.901 --> 00:51:51.194 Don't worry. 1253 00:51:51.236 --> 00:51:53.488 Where we're going, you won't need shoes. 1254 00:51:54.948 --> 00:51:56.282 - Let's go. - Oh, cool. 1255 00:51:56.366 --> 00:51:58.410 The most unsettling thing I've ever heard. 1256 00:52:00.078 --> 00:52:01.830 Bye, drunk people. 1257 00:52:01.913 --> 00:52:03.331 What the fuck, Ben? 1258 00:52:03.373 --> 00:52:05.083 You're gonna show up to a bar in Cranford 1259 00:52:05.166 --> 00:52:06.918 with a dead kid's ID? 1260 00:52:06.960 --> 00:52:09.421 Our high school named the fucking music building after him. 1261 00:52:09.462 --> 00:52:11.172 We were never supposed to end up here. 1262 00:52:11.214 --> 00:52:12.716 Drink up, dead guy. 1263 00:52:12.757 --> 00:52:14.759 Thanks to you, we finally put in a red light 1264 00:52:14.801 --> 00:52:16.261 at that weird off-ramp. 1265 00:52:16.344 --> 00:52:18.304 - Cheers! - Okay, stop. Stop. 1266 00:52:18.388 --> 00:52:20.682 I get it. The ID was a mistake. 1267 00:52:20.724 --> 00:52:23.893 If I fucked up the plan so bad, why don't we just call it off? 1268 00:52:23.935 --> 00:52:25.311 Okay, slow down. 1269 00:52:25.395 --> 00:52:27.272 The plan is not off. 1270 00:52:28.273 --> 00:52:29.607 We just need to regroup. 1271 00:52:29.691 --> 00:52:31.401 We need to figure out a way into that bar. 1272 00:52:32.152 --> 00:52:33.611 - Oh, this bar? - Mm-hmm. 1273 00:52:33.695 --> 00:52:35.864 The bar where the bouncer who wants to be my dentist? 1274 00:52:35.947 --> 00:52:37.115 No. No, no, no. 1275 00:52:37.198 --> 00:52:38.950 I can break up with Claire this summer. 1276 00:52:39.034 --> 00:52:40.368 Or next summer, or... 1277 00:52:40.410 --> 00:52:42.996 Just where-- Like an ongoing summer 1278 00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:44.247 - after that-- - Ben. 1279 00:52:45.749 --> 00:52:48.001 You know as well as I do you need to end this. 1280 00:52:48.084 --> 00:52:50.920 And if you don't do it tonight, you maybe never will. 1281 00:52:54.924 --> 00:52:56.593 - Come on. - What? What is it? What's that? 1282 00:52:56.634 --> 00:52:58.762 What are you doing? Where... where are you going? 1283 00:52:58.803 --> 00:52:59.804 Where are you-- 1284 00:53:06.311 --> 00:53:08.480 Come on. You've got to be kidding. 1285 00:53:08.563 --> 00:53:09.731 You want to wait in the car? 1286 00:53:11.441 --> 00:53:12.567 Suit yourself. 1287 00:53:13.318 --> 00:53:15.153 Stop doing that. 1288 00:53:21.451 --> 00:53:22.952 ♪ Well, I heard the news ♪ 1289 00:53:22.994 --> 00:53:25.872 ♪ There's good rockin' Tonight ♪ 1290 00:53:27.624 --> 00:53:31.294 ♪ I'm gonna hold my baby As tight as I can ♪ 1291 00:53:31.336 --> 00:53:34.964 ♪ Tonight she'll know I'm a mighty, mighty man ♪ 1292 00:53:35.006 --> 00:53:36.508 ♪ Heard it, baby ♪ 1293 00:53:36.591 --> 00:53:39.219 ♪ There's good rockin' Tonight ♪ 1294 00:53:40.970 --> 00:53:44.849 ♪ Well, meet me in a hurry Behind the barn ♪ 1295 00:53:44.891 --> 00:53:48.061 ♪ Don't be afraid I'll do you no harm ♪ 1296 00:53:48.144 --> 00:53:49.979 ♪ Come on down, bring... ♪ 1297 00:53:50.021 --> 00:53:52.607 Welcome to the Cranford Queer Bowling League. 1298 00:53:53.483 --> 00:53:55.902 Wednesdays at 9:00. 1299 00:53:55.985 --> 00:53:58.488 "Where we're going, you don't need shoes." 1300 00:53:58.530 --> 00:54:00.824 Probably a less scary way to say we're going bowling. 1301 00:54:00.865 --> 00:54:02.701 Ethan, meet Palmer. 1302 00:54:02.742 --> 00:54:04.953 Nice to meet you. What's going on down here? 1303 00:54:04.994 --> 00:54:06.371 I didn't... It's a long story. 1304 00:54:09.165 --> 00:54:10.291 Alec. 1305 00:54:11.751 --> 00:54:12.627 Hey. 1306 00:54:13.920 --> 00:54:15.255 Hey. 1307 00:54:15.797 --> 00:54:16.840 It's Jamie. 1308 00:54:17.799 --> 00:54:18.550 Jamie Warren. 1309 00:54:18.591 --> 00:54:21.219 We made out freshman year. 1310 00:54:21.302 --> 00:54:22.804 Steve Dugan's shed. 1311 00:54:24.055 --> 00:54:25.181 I hit my head on a beam. 1312 00:54:25.223 --> 00:54:27.726 Oh! Jamie! 1313 00:54:27.809 --> 00:54:28.685 Yeah. 1314 00:54:28.727 --> 00:54:31.271 - You got way prettier. - Thanks. 1315 00:54:32.022 --> 00:54:33.064 Cool. Um... 1316 00:54:33.106 --> 00:54:35.191 Should we all go back inside? 1317 00:54:35.233 --> 00:54:36.443 Yeah. 1318 00:54:37.652 --> 00:54:38.528 Great. 1319 00:54:39.529 --> 00:54:41.239 "Way prettier"? 1320 00:54:43.575 --> 00:54:46.077 ♪ Get up, get up, get up Now get down ♪ 1321 00:54:46.161 --> 00:54:47.412 ♪ Get up, get up, get up ♪ 1322 00:54:47.495 --> 00:54:49.039 ♪ Now get down ♪ 1323 00:54:49.080 --> 00:54:51.583 ♪ Get down, get down ♪ 1324 00:54:51.624 --> 00:54:52.834 How do we find them in here? 1325 00:54:52.876 --> 00:54:54.919 Okay, I'm gonna look over there, 1326 00:54:54.961 --> 00:54:56.254 you look over there, 1327 00:54:56.338 --> 00:54:57.422 and then we'll meet back here in ten, okay? Got it? 1328 00:54:57.464 --> 00:54:59.591 Just remind-- Jamie. 1329 00:54:59.632 --> 00:55:01.718 Could you just remind me what I say when I see her? 1330 00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:03.970 Jamie, I'm scared of my girlfriend. 1331 00:55:04.054 --> 00:55:04.929 We got this! 1332 00:55:09.434 --> 00:55:11.311 I never said I was good at this. 1333 00:55:14.147 --> 00:55:15.315 So, Paris. 1334 00:55:15.398 --> 00:55:17.400 That's quite the big move from Ohio. 1335 00:55:17.442 --> 00:55:19.736 - Are you loving it? - Yeah. 1336 00:55:19.778 --> 00:55:22.364 I mean, it's Paris, you know. My God. 1337 00:55:22.405 --> 00:55:24.657 Who wouldn't kill to live in France? 1338 00:55:24.741 --> 00:55:27.285 - So, yeah, obviously. - Wow. 1339 00:55:27.369 --> 00:55:29.454 You are completely miserable, huh? 1340 00:55:29.537 --> 00:55:31.289 Go easy on him, Ethan. 1341 00:55:31.373 --> 00:55:33.124 He's just fulfilling his gay birthright 1342 00:55:33.166 --> 00:55:36.419 to live somewhere far more expensive and fabulous than here. 1343 00:55:36.461 --> 00:55:37.837 Okay. 1344 00:55:37.921 --> 00:55:40.131 Because it's vastly superior to stay in a town 1345 00:55:40.173 --> 00:55:43.760 where the hardest place to get a reservation is the Spaghetti Outlet. 1346 00:55:43.802 --> 00:55:46.638 No, I mean, I get it. I had my New York years. 1347 00:55:47.222 --> 00:55:48.932 Oh! 1348 00:55:48.973 --> 00:55:49.974 You did? 1349 00:55:50.058 --> 00:55:51.559 Yeah. I moved there when I was 17. 1350 00:55:51.601 --> 00:55:53.853 You know, I became a starving model, 1351 00:55:53.937 --> 00:55:55.772 I sort of hovered around the outskirts 1352 00:55:55.814 --> 00:55:57.357 of Leighton Meister's entourage. 1353 00:55:57.440 --> 00:55:58.983 I had a very chic coke problem. 1354 00:55:59.025 --> 00:55:59.818 I did it all. 1355 00:55:59.859 --> 00:56:01.444 Ethan, that sounds awesome. 1356 00:56:01.486 --> 00:56:03.321 Uh, why would you come back here? 1357 00:56:03.363 --> 00:56:04.989 Well, my mom got sick. 1358 00:56:05.073 --> 00:56:06.991 And I ran out of money, 1359 00:56:07.075 --> 00:56:10.453 and I sort of realized that I was spiritually empty and completely lost. 1360 00:56:10.495 --> 00:56:12.455 And then, I don't know, being back here, 1361 00:56:12.497 --> 00:56:13.748 it made me realize I wanted to do 1362 00:56:13.790 --> 00:56:15.333 something semi-meaningful with my life. 1363 00:56:15.417 --> 00:56:16.876 So, long story short, 1364 00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:21.089 I did EMT training and became a firefighter. 1365 00:56:21.131 --> 00:56:24.718 You stayed in middle of nowhere Ohio to be a firefighter? 1366 00:56:24.801 --> 00:56:26.344 Don't they have those in New York? 1367 00:56:26.428 --> 00:56:29.097 Well, he stayed because he's obsessed with me. - Okay. 1368 00:56:29.139 --> 00:56:33.143 We matched on an app while I was taking care of my mom, that's all. 1369 00:56:33.184 --> 00:56:34.144 Oh, that's all? 1370 00:56:34.185 --> 00:56:35.061 - Yeah. - That's all? 1371 00:56:35.145 --> 00:56:36.354 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1372 00:56:36.396 --> 00:56:38.023 Okay. All right. I'm obsessed with him. 1373 00:56:38.106 --> 00:56:40.108 I'm obsessed with him. 1374 00:56:40.150 --> 00:56:44.696 Okay, if I'm being honest, Paris is a little lonely. 1375 00:56:44.738 --> 00:56:47.615 And working at Euro Disney is a unique form of hell. 1376 00:56:47.699 --> 00:56:49.951 Oh, my God. Euro Disney? 1377 00:56:49.993 --> 00:56:53.329 This is so much worse than I thought. 1378 00:56:53.371 --> 00:56:55.040 Listen, I'm going to tell you this 1379 00:56:55.081 --> 00:56:56.875 because somebody needed to tell it to me, 1380 00:56:56.916 --> 00:56:59.044 and in my case, it was Leighton Meister's dogwalker, 1381 00:56:59.919 --> 00:57:01.629 but being a big city socialite 1382 00:57:01.671 --> 00:57:03.673 is not the only appropriate way to be gay. 1383 00:57:03.715 --> 00:57:05.550 Yeah, I mean, Susan over there? 1384 00:57:05.592 --> 00:57:07.552 She's a veterinarian. 1385 00:57:07.594 --> 00:57:10.180 Her wife, Tess, has an Etsy store of candles that smell like the beach. 1386 00:57:10.221 --> 00:57:13.850 She has an Etsy store of candles that try to smell like the beach. 1387 00:57:13.892 --> 00:57:16.728 You can even be a high school football coach. 1388 00:57:16.770 --> 00:57:18.188 Listen, the bottom line is, 1389 00:57:18.229 --> 00:57:20.273 you get to decide how you want to be happy. Yeah. 1390 00:57:20.357 --> 00:57:22.776 Yeah. And the Spaghetti Outlet is disgusting. 1391 00:57:22.859 --> 00:57:24.611 - Thank you. - But you know what? 1392 00:57:24.694 --> 00:57:27.197 We have a Thai place now. 1393 00:57:29.366 --> 00:57:30.617 Your move. 1394 00:57:30.700 --> 00:57:31.785 Oh, my God. 1395 00:57:33.495 --> 00:57:34.579 Don't make fun. 1396 00:57:37.290 --> 00:57:40.085 ♪ Reaching for something In the distance ♪ 1397 00:57:40.168 --> 00:57:42.379 ♪ So close You can almost taste it ♪ 1398 00:57:42.420 --> 00:57:44.255 ♪ Release your inhibitions... ♪ 1399 00:57:48.218 --> 00:57:50.512 ♪ No one else Can feel it for you ♪ 1400 00:57:52.222 --> 00:57:53.098 Claire? 1401 00:57:54.557 --> 00:57:56.059 Simon? 1402 00:58:00.397 --> 00:58:02.148 Claire? 1403 00:58:02.232 --> 00:58:03.983 - Ooh. - Ben Okada? 1404 00:58:04.067 --> 00:58:05.610 - Oh, fuck me. - Take a picture with me. 1405 00:58:05.694 --> 00:58:07.946 Samantha, hi. How's Notre Dame? 1406 00:58:07.987 --> 00:58:10.281 Remember when we fucking grinded at homecoming? 1407 00:58:10.365 --> 00:58:13.785 - Mm. - I could feel your little boner pressing into my back. 1408 00:58:13.868 --> 00:58:15.704 Yeah! That was nice, I think. 1409 00:58:15.787 --> 00:58:18.373 Okay, ready? First one: silly. 1410 00:58:19.624 --> 00:58:21.209 Next one: serious. 1411 00:58:22.460 --> 00:58:24.129 - Now, kiss. - No, don't-- 1412 00:58:28.800 --> 00:58:30.260 The one that got away. 1413 00:58:33.179 --> 00:58:35.265 ♪ Onset, make you Work up sweat, make ya ♪ 1414 00:58:35.306 --> 00:58:37.434 ♪ Onset, make you Work up sweat, make ya ♪ 1415 00:58:37.475 --> 00:58:39.811 ♪ Bounce, bounce Bounce, bounce ♪ 1416 00:58:39.894 --> 00:58:41.896 ♪ Onset, make you Work up sweat, and a' ♪ 1417 00:58:41.938 --> 00:58:44.107 ♪ Onset, make you Work up sweat, make ya ♪ 1418 00:58:44.149 --> 00:58:46.359 ♪ Onset, make you Work up sweat, make ya ♪ 1419 00:58:46.443 --> 00:58:47.819 ♪ Work, work, work, work ♪ 1420 00:58:52.323 --> 00:58:53.324 Claire? 1421 00:58:55.160 --> 00:58:56.369 Oh, shit. 1422 00:59:02.542 --> 00:59:04.169 Home wrecker? 1423 00:59:04.210 --> 00:59:05.587 Megan Mendelson. 1424 00:59:08.965 --> 00:59:11.009 Samantha, I really need that picture. 1425 00:59:11.051 --> 00:59:13.136 This is the guy from the photobooth. 1426 00:59:13.178 --> 00:59:15.305 - He's in love with me. - Is it in your purse? I need it. I need it. 1427 00:59:15.347 --> 00:59:17.265 This guy's, like, literally robbing her right now. 1428 00:59:17.307 --> 00:59:18.558 I just need that picture back. 1429 00:59:18.641 --> 00:59:20.060 That's it. We're getting the bouncer. 1430 00:59:21.811 --> 00:59:23.563 Get down, off the table. 1431 00:59:23.646 --> 00:59:25.857 This guy, he tried to take her purse. 1432 00:59:26.441 --> 00:59:27.609 Fuck! 1433 00:59:27.650 --> 00:59:29.736 Over there. He tried to rob us! 1434 00:59:32.781 --> 00:59:35.241 So, we dropping you any place fun? 1435 00:59:35.325 --> 00:59:37.869 Yeah, the youths getting cross-faded in the woods, 1436 00:59:37.952 --> 00:59:40.538 or whatever you guys do now? 1437 00:59:40.580 --> 00:59:42.165 Uh, I think just home. 1438 00:59:42.207 --> 00:59:44.709 The, uh, plan for the evening's been a bit derailed. 1439 00:59:44.751 --> 00:59:47.170 - What... what's the plan? - I was going to, like, 1440 00:59:47.212 --> 00:59:50.048 officially come out to the Cranford social scene tonight. 1441 00:59:51.591 --> 00:59:53.301 Oh. 1442 00:59:53.343 --> 00:59:54.636 You haven't done that yet. 1443 00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:56.388 Well, my two best friends know, 1444 00:59:56.429 --> 00:59:59.683 and with my parents, I would say it's been... 1445 00:59:59.724 --> 01:00:02.143 heavily implied, sort of repeatedly. 1446 01:00:02.227 --> 01:00:04.813 But, yeah, other than that, 1447 01:00:04.854 --> 01:00:06.481 I haven't really gotten the opportunity 1448 01:00:06.523 --> 01:00:08.108 to shout it from the rooftops. 1449 01:00:09.317 --> 01:00:11.069 Well, you know, 1450 01:00:11.152 --> 01:00:13.530 we might actually be able to do a little bit better than a rooftop. 1451 01:00:13.571 --> 01:00:14.572 What do you mean? 1452 01:00:14.656 --> 01:00:15.865 We can? 1453 01:00:15.907 --> 01:00:18.118 Yeah. Let's go. Come on. 1454 01:00:18.201 --> 01:00:19.744 See, you guys are a match made in heaven 1455 01:00:19.828 --> 01:00:21.079 'cause it's the riddles and the "follow me." 1456 01:00:21.830 --> 01:00:23.498 Let's go, Coach. 1457 01:00:23.540 --> 01:00:25.792 Okay. It is so crazy I'm running into you right now. 1458 01:00:25.875 --> 01:00:27.460 Were you just doing coke? 1459 01:00:27.544 --> 01:00:28.878 Oh, my God. No. Never. 1460 01:00:28.920 --> 01:00:30.672 It's crushed up Adderall. I have prescription. 1461 01:00:30.714 --> 01:00:32.799 Look, I was planning on reaching out to you over break, 1462 01:00:32.882 --> 01:00:34.843 'cause, to be honest, I had, like, 1463 01:00:34.926 --> 01:00:37.095 a really tough first semester at school. 1464 01:00:37.137 --> 01:00:38.930 I slapped my RA, as a joke, 1465 01:00:39.014 --> 01:00:41.266 then she, like, totally misrepresented the whole thing. 1466 01:00:41.349 --> 01:00:43.351 Anyway, I got the school-mandated therapist. 1467 01:00:43.393 --> 01:00:44.811 And basically just, 1468 01:00:44.894 --> 01:00:46.229 I feel like... 1469 01:00:48.023 --> 01:00:50.025 what's the word? Bad. 1470 01:00:50.066 --> 01:00:53.153 About how horrible I was to you. 1471 01:00:53.236 --> 01:00:56.031 Me? I don't... really remember... - No! Yeah, you do. 1472 01:00:56.072 --> 01:00:58.241 - ...what you're talking... - Remember when we used to be best friends? 1473 01:00:58.283 --> 01:01:00.201 And then I told the entire school that you flashed my dad 1474 01:01:00.243 --> 01:01:02.287 and that's the reason my parents got a divorce? 1475 01:01:02.370 --> 01:01:04.372 And then everyone hated you for years and called you a home wrecker? 1476 01:01:04.456 --> 01:01:05.999 Oh, right. That. 1477 01:01:06.082 --> 01:01:08.585 Yeah, basically, it turns out, I just, like, 1478 01:01:08.626 --> 01:01:11.421 could not handle the fact that my parents were splitting up, 1479 01:01:11.463 --> 01:01:13.631 so I looked for someone to blame it on. 1480 01:01:13.673 --> 01:01:15.633 And I'm like, so sorry 1481 01:01:15.675 --> 01:01:17.802 because, to be honest, 1482 01:01:17.844 --> 01:01:19.971 you were, like, a really good friend. 1483 01:01:20.013 --> 01:01:22.724 You're the only one I told that I fed my dog a battery. 1484 01:01:22.807 --> 01:01:24.476 Can you forgive me? 1485 01:01:25.477 --> 01:01:26.853 I'm a victim of a robbery. 1486 01:01:26.936 --> 01:01:28.521 This is a dangerous bar. 1487 01:01:28.605 --> 01:01:30.357 Okay. What did he look like? 1488 01:01:31.483 --> 01:01:32.817 This is him. 1489 01:01:39.908 --> 01:01:41.368 Nick D'Agostino. 1490 01:01:41.451 --> 01:01:43.995 Oh, actually, that guy's name is Ben Okada. 1491 01:01:45.163 --> 01:01:46.623 ♪ You can get devoured ♪ 1492 01:01:46.664 --> 01:01:47.874 ♪ It's a difference from a hero And a coward ♪ 1493 01:01:47.957 --> 01:01:48.917 ♪ Who are you? ♪ 1494 01:01:49.000 --> 01:01:50.335 You! I see you. 1495 01:01:50.418 --> 01:01:51.503 ♪ And when They dropping off... ♪ 1496 01:01:51.586 --> 01:01:53.338 How you doing, bud? 1497 01:01:53.421 --> 01:01:54.839 Is that high enough for you? 1498 01:01:54.881 --> 01:01:57.759 Yeah, this is high enough. 1499 01:01:57.842 --> 01:01:59.302 Probably good here. 1500 01:01:59.344 --> 01:02:00.553 All right. 1501 01:02:00.637 --> 01:02:02.597 Tell Cranford what you've been waiting to say. 1502 01:02:02.639 --> 01:02:05.517 This is your moment. Tell the world who you are. 1503 01:02:05.558 --> 01:02:06.726 Okay. 1504 01:02:09.479 --> 01:02:10.480 Just gonna... 1505 01:02:11.481 --> 01:02:12.357 do it. 1506 01:02:15.360 --> 01:02:17.654 I'm gay! 1507 01:02:19.114 --> 01:02:21.491 I'm gay and I'm afraid of heights! 1508 01:02:21.533 --> 01:02:22.659 Oh. 1509 01:02:22.701 --> 01:02:23.702 Oh. I should've saw that coming. 1510 01:02:23.743 --> 01:02:25.495 Yeah... Uh, Pal-- Palmer? 1511 01:02:25.537 --> 01:02:28.081 I think France is overrated. 1512 01:02:28.164 --> 01:02:29.624 And we're still going. 1513 01:02:29.666 --> 01:02:32.252 I regret deferring college. 1514 01:02:32.335 --> 01:02:36.006 I think the guy who works at the diner is super hot. 1515 01:02:36.047 --> 01:02:40.010 I tried moules-frites and I didn't like it. 1516 01:02:40.051 --> 01:02:41.970 It's not very good. 1517 01:02:42.053 --> 01:02:43.221 I mean, we're in college. 1518 01:02:43.304 --> 01:02:44.973 It's so stupid to rehash something 1519 01:02:45.056 --> 01:02:46.016 that happened in middle school. 1520 01:02:46.057 --> 01:02:47.559 No! 1521 01:02:47.642 --> 01:02:49.894 My therapist says that trauma inflicted around that age 1522 01:02:49.978 --> 01:02:51.479 follows you into adulthood, 1523 01:02:51.521 --> 01:02:53.356 and it can really, really, really, really mess you up 1524 01:02:53.398 --> 01:02:56.192 if you don't take the time to unpack it and look inward. 1525 01:02:56.234 --> 01:02:57.527 Okay, fine! 1526 01:02:57.569 --> 01:02:59.738 The home wrecker stuff fucked me up, okay? 1527 01:02:59.779 --> 01:03:03.491 And I have not had a single close girlfriend since that happened. 1528 01:03:03.533 --> 01:03:06.661 I am a traumatized, damaged, 1529 01:03:06.745 --> 01:03:09.164 fully packed person. 1530 01:03:10.874 --> 01:03:11.791 Happy? 1531 01:03:11.875 --> 01:03:13.626 I will be happy 1532 01:03:13.710 --> 01:03:17.630 if you can give yourself permission to forgive and open up again. 1533 01:03:17.714 --> 01:03:20.592 - Jamie, are you in there? - Bring it in, girl. 1534 01:03:21.760 --> 01:03:22.761 The bouncer knows we're here. 1535 01:03:22.844 --> 01:03:24.387 - Oh, my God. - Ow! 1536 01:03:25.555 --> 01:03:27.390 Oh, fuck. Megan Mendelson. 1537 01:03:27.432 --> 01:03:28.433 Is it bad? 1538 01:03:28.516 --> 01:03:30.435 - Ow. - Megan, I am so sorry. 1539 01:03:30.518 --> 01:03:33.605 Oh, God, get some ice for that, and, um, good talk. 1540 01:03:33.646 --> 01:03:35.899 - We'll talk more. - Okay. 1541 01:03:35.940 --> 01:03:38.151 Have a good night, girl. I'm glad we did this. 1542 01:03:38.234 --> 01:03:40.612 Love you lots. Love you like a sister. 1543 01:03:40.695 --> 01:03:41.946 Did I break Megan's nose? 1544 01:03:41.988 --> 01:03:43.365 - Are you guys friends? - Unclear. 1545 01:03:43.406 --> 01:03:45.784 Wait, we can't leave yet. We haven't found them. 1546 01:03:45.867 --> 01:03:47.452 Yeah, the door's locked. What do we do? 1547 01:03:49.704 --> 01:03:53.291 And I think that I should be verified on social media 1548 01:03:53.375 --> 01:03:55.377 because my following is small, 1549 01:03:55.418 --> 01:03:57.420 but I'm doing really good stuff on there. 1550 01:03:57.462 --> 01:03:59.297 He's listing minor grievances now. 1551 01:03:59.339 --> 01:04:01.299 It's starting to feel a little petty. 1552 01:04:01.341 --> 01:04:03.677 I have a weird point of view. 1553 01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:05.178 I gotta go. 1554 01:04:05.261 --> 01:04:06.930 We're bringing you down, Palmer. 1555 01:04:06.971 --> 01:04:09.557 Okay. Wait. Is there a fire? 1556 01:04:09.641 --> 01:04:11.893 Can I come to the fire? 1557 01:04:11.935 --> 01:04:14.104 Where the fuck are Simon and Claire? 1558 01:04:14.145 --> 01:04:16.022 Well, they gotta be outside somewhere. 1559 01:04:19.234 --> 01:04:20.485 Hey! 1560 01:04:20.527 --> 01:04:23.988 Oh, shit! Go! Go, go, go! 1561 01:04:24.030 --> 01:04:26.199 Nick D'Agostino. You're fucking dead! 1562 01:04:26.282 --> 01:04:28.993 Out of context, that sounds really bad. 1563 01:04:29.077 --> 01:04:31.371 Lifetime ban! You hear me? 1564 01:04:31.454 --> 01:04:33.456 - You better run! - What the hell! 1565 01:04:37.502 --> 01:04:39.504 I wonder how he knew Nick D'Agostino. 1566 01:04:39.587 --> 01:04:41.631 Must have been family friends or something. 1567 01:04:41.673 --> 01:04:44.175 Ben, we were right there. 1568 01:04:44.259 --> 01:04:46.136 I mean, the one time 1569 01:04:46.177 --> 01:04:47.554 you choose to stand up for yourself 1570 01:04:47.637 --> 01:04:49.347 is to mug a woman in a bar? 1571 01:04:49.431 --> 01:04:52.267 I had to. She had a photo of us kissing. 1572 01:04:52.308 --> 01:04:54.477 If Claire saw that, she would have hated me forever. 1573 01:04:54.519 --> 01:04:58.189 God, some things are more important than being the nice guy. 1574 01:04:58.231 --> 01:05:00.025 And maybe if you understood that, 1575 01:05:00.066 --> 01:05:03.361 you wouldn't let people walk all over you and fuck up your life. 1576 01:05:03.445 --> 01:05:05.363 You know who's fucking up my life? 1577 01:05:06.322 --> 01:05:08.366 You're fucking up my life. 1578 01:05:08.450 --> 01:05:11.995 I am so tired of you yelling at me. 1579 01:05:12.037 --> 01:05:14.080 Maybe I care too much if people like me. 1580 01:05:14.164 --> 01:05:17.083 But you don't care at all. 1581 01:05:17.167 --> 01:05:19.127 You start fights with strangers on the bus. 1582 01:05:19.169 --> 01:05:20.712 You're mean to your roommate, 1583 01:05:20.754 --> 01:05:23.381 who, on all accounts, is an extremely sweet person. 1584 01:05:23.465 --> 01:05:26.051 And fine, I'm a pushover, Jamie. 1585 01:05:26.134 --> 01:05:28.928 But at least I'm not lying to myself 1586 01:05:29.012 --> 01:05:32.057 and acting like I hate everyone, when clearly, 1587 01:05:32.140 --> 01:05:34.726 I'm just desperate to be accepted by them. 1588 01:06:05.298 --> 01:06:06.591 Palmer. 1589 01:06:09.094 --> 01:06:10.220 Palmer. 1590 01:06:11.262 --> 01:06:13.723 - Palmer! - Caw-caw! 1591 01:06:13.765 --> 01:06:15.600 Ah! My friends are here. 1592 01:06:15.642 --> 01:06:16.685 Uh, hi. 1593 01:06:16.726 --> 01:06:18.269 Where have you guys been? 1594 01:06:18.311 --> 01:06:20.355 Where have we been? Are you kidding me? 1595 01:06:20.397 --> 01:06:23.441 Why were you on a fire truck with the coach of our high school football team? 1596 01:06:23.483 --> 01:06:25.193 Yeah. And where are Simon and Claire? 1597 01:06:25.235 --> 01:06:26.486 Okay, Twenty Questions... 1598 01:06:26.569 --> 01:06:28.154 but "You're Mad at Me" version. 1599 01:06:28.238 --> 01:06:29.698 It's a really funny story, actually. 1600 01:06:29.739 --> 01:06:32.033 For starters, Cranford has a queer bowling league. 1601 01:06:32.075 --> 01:06:34.160 I went gay bowling! 1602 01:06:34.244 --> 01:06:37.122 - What? - It's like regular bowling, but the people are gay. 1603 01:06:37.205 --> 01:06:38.915 Anyway, Sam and Claire, 1604 01:06:38.957 --> 01:06:41.960 ugh, they chugged an entire bottle of absinthe like animals. 1605 01:06:42.043 --> 01:06:43.378 And then they fled. 1606 01:06:43.461 --> 01:06:45.672 And so they were briefly loose in the town. 1607 01:06:45.755 --> 01:06:47.841 But I captured them, mostly on my own, 1608 01:06:47.924 --> 01:06:50.010 and now they're passed out back safely at my home. 1609 01:06:50.093 --> 01:06:52.053 No, they're not. We were just there. They're not there. 1610 01:06:52.137 --> 01:06:53.471 What? 1611 01:06:53.513 --> 01:06:54.305 No. 1612 01:06:54.389 --> 01:06:56.016 She's literally calling. 1613 01:06:56.099 --> 01:06:57.684 Hey, Claire. Hey, is everything okay? Are you at Palmer's? 1614 01:06:57.767 --> 01:06:59.811 No, Palmer's literally psycho. 1615 01:06:59.853 --> 01:07:01.896 He gave us this drink and we got so fucked up. - Hello, hello? 1616 01:07:01.938 --> 01:07:04.232 And then we slept it off and sobered up and I don't know. 1617 01:07:04.274 --> 01:07:06.568 We got a ride to Kurt's and we're here. Are you guys not here yet? 1618 01:07:06.651 --> 01:07:08.528 They're at Kurt's. 1619 01:07:08.611 --> 01:07:10.989 - They're at Kurt's! - Uh, yeah. No, no, no. Stay there. We're gonna come. 1620 01:07:11.072 --> 01:07:12.824 Palmer, I'm gonna fucking kill you. 1621 01:07:12.866 --> 01:07:15.827 Relax. Mystery solved. We'll all go to Kurt's. 1622 01:07:15.910 --> 01:07:18.246 Well, how are we getting there? Via fire truck? 1623 01:07:18.288 --> 01:07:19.956 Because, uh, we kinda came here 1624 01:07:19.998 --> 01:07:21.666 on your parents' tandem bicycle. 1625 01:07:21.750 --> 01:07:24.753 Yeah, and Franklin, Cranford's one fucking Uber driver, 1626 01:07:24.794 --> 01:07:27.547 is somewhere in Pennsylvania. 1627 01:07:27.630 --> 01:07:30.258 Oh, my God, Jamie? Do you guys need a ride to Kurt's? 1628 01:07:30.300 --> 01:07:32.260 I told my dad we made up. 1629 01:07:32.302 --> 01:07:34.220 Hi, Mr. Mendelson. 1630 01:07:34.304 --> 01:07:36.056 Hello... again. 1631 01:07:36.139 --> 01:07:37.515 Party Express! 1632 01:07:42.062 --> 01:07:44.189 Oh, my God, Dad. It was, like, so crazy. 1633 01:07:44.230 --> 01:07:45.774 There were 20 fire trucks there. 1634 01:07:45.815 --> 01:07:47.692 It was like smoke coming out of every-- 1635 01:07:47.734 --> 01:07:50.195 I mean, I did not know if we were gonna make it out alive. 1636 01:07:50.278 --> 01:07:52.238 And literally, when I ran into one of the firemen, 1637 01:07:52.322 --> 01:07:53.990 he was like, "Are you okay?" 1638 01:07:54.032 --> 01:07:55.575 Like, threw a blanket over me. 1639 01:07:55.658 --> 01:07:57.327 He was like, "You honestly could have died back there." 1640 01:07:57.369 --> 01:07:58.620 And I was like, "Yeah, I really, really felt that." 1641 01:07:58.661 --> 01:08:02.040 It was the scariest thing I have ever seen. 1642 01:08:02.082 --> 01:08:04.250 And you know, one time we saw that guy on the street. 1643 01:08:04.334 --> 01:08:06.711 Oh, my God. It was so insane. 1644 01:08:06.753 --> 01:08:09.798 So, everybody enjoying freshman year? 1645 01:08:09.839 --> 01:08:11.966 - Not going well. - I'm actually in Paris. 1646 01:08:12.050 --> 01:08:13.051 Majoring in art. 1647 01:08:13.093 --> 01:08:14.469 God, Ben! 1648 01:08:14.511 --> 01:08:17.931 I cannot get over how grown up you all look! 1649 01:08:18.014 --> 01:08:20.100 Jamie, when was the last time I saw you? - 1650 01:08:20.183 --> 01:08:22.102 - Dad. - So, Mr. Mendelson. 1651 01:08:22.185 --> 01:08:24.729 How's the chiropractic field these days? 1652 01:08:24.771 --> 01:08:26.564 Any big advancements? 1653 01:08:26.606 --> 01:08:29.442 I actually, I just got back from a conference in Scottsdale. 1654 01:08:29.526 --> 01:08:33.530 - Yeah, we were studying some-- - No way. Meg, how about some music, sweetie? 1655 01:08:33.571 --> 01:08:36.574 Oh, my God. I fucking love music. 1656 01:08:38.368 --> 01:08:41.705 ♪ I'm, I'm ready to go I'm ready ♪ 1657 01:08:42.831 --> 01:08:44.416 Okay, I fixed my nose in the car. 1658 01:08:44.499 --> 01:08:45.834 Does it look blended? 1659 01:08:45.917 --> 01:08:47.210 Yeah. You're good. 1660 01:08:48.253 --> 01:08:50.296 And us? 1661 01:08:52.298 --> 01:08:53.633 - We're good. - Yes! 1662 01:08:53.717 --> 01:08:55.301 Oh, my God. I was hoping you'd say that. 1663 01:08:55.385 --> 01:08:58.388 Okay. I have to go fuck Kurt. Bye! 1664 01:08:58.430 --> 01:08:59.848 - Kurt! - Okay! 1665 01:09:01.057 --> 01:09:02.851 That was a lot. 1666 01:09:02.892 --> 01:09:06.104 Before we go in here, I just want to clear the air between us. 1667 01:09:06.187 --> 01:09:07.939 I'm really sorry that I got sidetracked 1668 01:09:07.981 --> 01:09:09.482 and didn't call to explain what was happening. 1669 01:09:09.566 --> 01:09:10.817 The night kind of got away from me. 1670 01:09:10.900 --> 01:09:13.319 And two entire human beings, yeah. 1671 01:09:13.403 --> 01:09:15.155 Well, it's okay, Palm. 1672 01:09:15.238 --> 01:09:16.281 We're happy you had a good night. 1673 01:09:16.322 --> 01:09:17.907 I really did. 1674 01:09:17.949 --> 01:09:20.493 And it made me realize I want to start Brown in January. 1675 01:09:20.577 --> 01:09:23.121 I don't want to go back to Paris. Fuck Europe. 1676 01:09:23.204 --> 01:09:24.539 Well, not fuck Europe. 1677 01:09:24.581 --> 01:09:26.041 I mean, obviously, it would've been so fun 1678 01:09:26.124 --> 01:09:28.752 to be a train ride away from Ben in Copenhagen. 1679 01:09:33.006 --> 01:09:34.090 You're gonna go? 1680 01:09:34.132 --> 01:09:35.633 Everyone knows except me? 1681 01:09:36.885 --> 01:09:38.219 Seriously? 1682 01:09:38.261 --> 01:09:40.555 I had to turn in my deposit before break. 1683 01:09:40.597 --> 01:09:43.683 I was gonna tell you after this weekend, but... 1684 01:09:43.767 --> 01:09:46.144 Why don't I... Why don't I run inside and get us some drinks? 1685 01:09:46.186 --> 01:09:47.312 Yeah. One step ahead of ya. 1686 01:09:47.395 --> 01:09:48.563 Wait, wait, wait. Jamie, Jamie. 1687 01:09:48.605 --> 01:09:49.981 Can we please talk about this? 1688 01:09:50.023 --> 01:09:50.899 No. 1689 01:09:52.984 --> 01:09:54.778 You should go to Copenhagen 1690 01:09:54.819 --> 01:09:56.654 and have a great time making friends 1691 01:09:56.738 --> 01:10:00.325 who aren't as desperate as me. 1692 01:10:00.408 --> 01:10:01.659 So, have fun. 1693 01:10:07.290 --> 01:10:09.668 Come on-- This is not my fault. 1694 01:10:09.709 --> 01:10:10.627 Ben. 1695 01:10:12.379 --> 01:10:16.174 I'm telling you, the people at Harvard fucking suck at beer pong. 1696 01:10:16.257 --> 01:10:17.717 They are really nice, though. 1697 01:10:17.801 --> 01:10:19.469 I'm liking my time there, for sure. 1698 01:10:20.637 --> 01:10:22.639 Hey, there she is! 1699 01:10:22.681 --> 01:10:24.140 - Hi, babe! - Come here. 1700 01:10:24.182 --> 01:10:25.517 I'm know. This night. 1701 01:10:25.558 --> 01:10:26.851 Yeah, I'm so sorry. 1702 01:10:26.935 --> 01:10:28.687 - My phone died at the game. - It's okay. 1703 01:10:28.728 --> 01:10:30.563 We went to Palmer's, but it was kind of weird. 1704 01:10:30.647 --> 01:10:32.065 And then I got lost with Claire. 1705 01:10:32.148 --> 01:10:34.192 It doesn't matter. I fucking I missed your face. 1706 01:10:34.275 --> 01:10:35.443 Hi. Oh. 1707 01:10:35.485 --> 01:10:37.529 - Oh... - God, I missed you. 1708 01:10:37.570 --> 01:10:38.863 All right, boys, she's here. Rack 'em. 1709 01:10:38.947 --> 01:10:40.240 Oh, actually, um, I was-- 1710 01:10:40.323 --> 01:10:42.283 I was hoping we could go talk somewhere? 1711 01:10:42.325 --> 01:10:44.452 Come on. I need my partner. 1712 01:10:44.494 --> 01:10:45.704 One game. Just one. One game. 1713 01:10:45.745 --> 01:10:49.040 Okay. All right. One game. Yeah. 1714 01:10:52.961 --> 01:10:55.338 I've been waiting all night for you to be inside me. 1715 01:10:55.380 --> 01:10:57.090 Oh, me too! 1716 01:10:57.173 --> 01:10:58.508 Hi. Mm... 1717 01:11:02.012 --> 01:11:03.930 You taste weird. 1718 01:11:04.014 --> 01:11:04.889 Did you cheat on me? 1719 01:11:07.225 --> 01:11:09.060 Oh, what? 1720 01:11:09.102 --> 01:11:10.061 Um... 1721 01:11:10.145 --> 01:11:11.855 So, should we go somewhere? 1722 01:11:11.938 --> 01:11:13.398 My thoughts exactly. 1723 01:11:13.440 --> 01:11:15.483 I already found a bedroom upstairs with a waterbed. 1724 01:11:15.525 --> 01:11:17.736 Oh, no, no, no, no. Not a... not a bedroom. 1725 01:11:18.611 --> 01:11:20.530 I... I mean, like, 1726 01:11:20.572 --> 01:11:22.824 what about somewhere private, 1727 01:11:23.950 --> 01:11:25.785 but also public? 1728 01:11:25.869 --> 01:11:26.828 And outside? 1729 01:11:27.912 --> 01:11:29.039 Freaky. 1730 01:11:29.080 --> 01:11:31.124 Okay, college boy. 1731 01:11:31.207 --> 01:11:33.001 - I know just the spot. - Okay. 1732 01:11:42.260 --> 01:11:44.346 Who's "Jet Aime"? 1733 01:11:45.680 --> 01:11:47.474 It's French. Je t'aime. 1734 01:11:48.516 --> 01:11:49.893 What does Je t'aime mean? 1735 01:11:49.934 --> 01:11:50.894 I love you. 1736 01:11:51.394 --> 01:11:52.437 What? 1737 01:11:53.021 --> 01:11:53.938 Go away. 1738 01:12:00.403 --> 01:12:02.155 - Get over here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. 1739 01:12:02.238 --> 01:12:03.490 Heh. 1740 01:12:05.575 --> 01:12:08.286 No, no, no, no. Whoa, whoa! I, um... Claire. 1741 01:12:08.370 --> 01:12:12.248 Uh, before we do anything, I just want to talk to you. 1742 01:12:12.290 --> 01:12:13.458 We can talk after. 1743 01:12:13.541 --> 01:12:15.794 - This first. - No, no. Um, it's... 1744 01:12:15.835 --> 01:12:19.422 It's... it's about something... serious. 1745 01:12:20.465 --> 01:12:21.633 What is it? 1746 01:12:23.635 --> 01:12:24.844 The permafrost. 1747 01:12:26.763 --> 01:12:28.682 Yo, let's roast this fucker. 1748 01:12:28.765 --> 01:12:31.518 Yeah, baby, I'll be right there. 1749 01:12:37.482 --> 01:12:39.317 You know anything about cooking? 1750 01:12:39.401 --> 01:12:40.902 Uh... not really. 1751 01:12:42.028 --> 01:12:43.363 Wait, Kurt. 1752 01:12:45.031 --> 01:12:46.157 I'm gay. 1753 01:12:47.158 --> 01:12:48.493 I'm Kurt. 1754 01:12:48.535 --> 01:12:49.994 I know. 1755 01:12:50.078 --> 01:12:51.746 We've gone to school together since kindergarten. 1756 01:12:51.788 --> 01:12:54.541 I'm gonna try to cook this turkey on that bonfire. 1757 01:12:55.333 --> 01:12:56.501 Perfect. 1758 01:13:03.508 --> 01:13:05.093 Ugh! We lost. 1759 01:13:05.135 --> 01:13:07.846 I guess we should, uh, go outside and talk now, huh? 1760 01:13:07.887 --> 01:13:10.056 Redemption shot. Come on. 1761 01:13:10.974 --> 01:13:12.017 Babe, babe. 1762 01:13:12.100 --> 01:13:14.185 - Come on! Overtime! Let's go! - Babe! 1763 01:13:14.227 --> 01:13:15.895 Come on! I thought we were gonna go talk. - Yes! 1764 01:13:15.979 --> 01:13:18.106 No, yeah, we are. After this game. 1765 01:13:19.524 --> 01:13:21.526 All right. You go. You got this. 1766 01:13:24.696 --> 01:13:27.032 Whoops! 1767 01:13:27.115 --> 01:13:29.492 You used to be, like, good at this. 1768 01:13:29.534 --> 01:13:31.536 Gotta keep your elbow tucked. Come on! 1769 01:13:33.997 --> 01:13:35.331 Oh, my God! 1770 01:13:35.373 --> 01:13:36.458 Ooh! Crazy! 1771 01:13:36.541 --> 01:13:37.959 What the hell? 1772 01:13:38.001 --> 01:13:40.420 We should probably go talk while they fix that, huh? 1773 01:13:40.879 --> 01:13:41.880 Okay. 1774 01:13:41.921 --> 01:13:43.673 More like table wrecker! Am I right? 1775 01:13:43.715 --> 01:13:45.175 Oh, my God, Megan! 1776 01:13:45.216 --> 01:13:48.011 No, no, it's funny now, 'cause we're friends. 1777 01:13:54.684 --> 01:13:56.227 Where's she gonna do it? 1778 01:13:56.269 --> 01:13:57.562 Not the swing set. 1779 01:13:58.313 --> 01:13:59.439 He'll never swing again. 1780 01:14:01.149 --> 01:14:02.233 Palmer. 1781 01:14:02.275 --> 01:14:03.651 Hi. 1782 01:14:03.693 --> 01:14:04.861 - Hey. - Hey. 1783 01:14:04.903 --> 01:14:05.904 Lukas. 1784 01:14:07.572 --> 01:14:09.115 Do you know Kurt? 1785 01:14:09.199 --> 01:14:11.910 Uh, Coach and Ethan felt bad that I had to miss bowling, 1786 01:14:11.951 --> 01:14:14.079 and they said you might still be out. 1787 01:14:14.162 --> 01:14:15.580 So, that's... 1788 01:14:16.247 --> 01:14:17.582 So you came to see me? 1789 01:14:17.665 --> 01:14:18.792 Yeah. 1790 01:14:20.752 --> 01:14:23.963 Okay. Well... welcome to Kurt's party. 1791 01:14:26.508 --> 01:14:29.678 I take absolutely no ownership 1792 01:14:29.719 --> 01:14:30.970 over anything that's happening here. 1793 01:14:31.054 --> 01:14:33.473 - Yeah. - Obviously. 1794 01:14:33.556 --> 01:14:36.935 Do you want to grab a drink and watch some stoned boys 1795 01:14:37.018 --> 01:14:38.770 try to cook a turkey over an open flame? 1796 01:14:38.812 --> 01:14:41.147 Yeah, lead the way. 1797 01:14:42.315 --> 01:14:43.525 Okay. 1798 01:14:49.072 --> 01:14:52.242 And if the plankton and algae communities are threatened, 1799 01:14:52.283 --> 01:14:53.785 then... 1800 01:14:53.827 --> 01:14:55.787 the entire food web may change. 1801 01:14:55.829 --> 01:14:58.331 And... and, baby, I appreciate your concern, 1802 01:14:58.415 --> 01:15:00.959 but we're together for the first time in three months, 1803 01:15:01.042 --> 01:15:04.421 and I really don't want to talk about plankton anymore. 1804 01:15:04.462 --> 01:15:08.633 You know what I do want to talk about, Danny Zuko? 1805 01:15:08.717 --> 01:15:10.635 Uh... methane levels. 1806 01:15:10.719 --> 01:15:11.970 Let's talk about methane levels. 1807 01:15:12.053 --> 01:15:14.389 You're the one that I want. 1808 01:15:14.431 --> 01:15:16.683 Okay, one sec. One... one minute. 1809 01:15:17.934 --> 01:15:19.394 Where the fuck are you going? 1810 01:15:19.477 --> 01:15:21.563 I... I just need some fresh air. 1811 01:15:22.272 --> 01:15:23.648 We're literally outside. 1812 01:15:24.733 --> 01:15:26.651 What's going on? 1813 01:15:26.693 --> 01:15:27.902 Why are you being so weird? 1814 01:15:30.822 --> 01:15:32.532 What are you looking at? 1815 01:15:32.615 --> 01:15:34.617 I just don't think this long-distance thing is working. 1816 01:15:34.659 --> 01:15:37.996 It'll be way easier for me to come visit once football is over. 1817 01:15:39.622 --> 01:15:40.999 I feel like you're just like... 1818 01:15:42.167 --> 01:15:43.168 giving up. 1819 01:15:43.585 --> 01:15:44.669 Is she... 1820 01:15:45.503 --> 01:15:46.838 Are they... 1821 01:15:47.422 --> 01:15:48.298 Wait a second. 1822 01:15:53.845 --> 01:15:57.557 Was all that stuff about a serious conversation 1823 01:15:57.640 --> 01:15:59.768 you trying to break up with me, too? 1824 01:16:02.604 --> 01:16:03.938 Oh, my God! 1825 01:16:04.022 --> 01:16:06.191 Was this some plan between the two of you? 1826 01:16:06.232 --> 01:16:10.111 To tag team your fucking breakups? 1827 01:16:10.153 --> 01:16:12.947 Ugh, God, you guys do everything together! - Claire... 1828 01:16:12.989 --> 01:16:14.866 Don't even think about following me! 1829 01:16:14.908 --> 01:16:17.994 Uh, maybe we should go somewhere else? 1830 01:16:18.036 --> 01:16:21.373 Really, Claire? 1831 01:16:21.414 --> 01:16:23.166 Don't fucking move! 1832 01:16:23.208 --> 01:16:24.209 What is going on? 1833 01:16:24.292 --> 01:16:26.252 Let me save you the confusion. 1834 01:16:26.336 --> 01:16:28.672 These two came up with a little plan to dump us at the same time 1835 01:16:28.713 --> 01:16:30.674 because they're co-dependent psychos 1836 01:16:30.715 --> 01:16:32.842 who can't do anything without each other! 1837 01:16:33.760 --> 01:16:34.886 Seriously? 1838 01:16:35.804 --> 01:16:37.514 You two... You planned this? 1839 01:16:37.555 --> 01:16:40.392 I bet it's exactly what everyone's been saying all along. 1840 01:16:40.433 --> 01:16:44.229 That these two have been at school rawdogging the entire time! 1841 01:16:44.312 --> 01:16:46.398 Ben and I are not having sex with each other! 1842 01:16:46.481 --> 01:16:48.066 Yeah. And to be honest, 1843 01:16:48.108 --> 01:16:50.568 we're not exactly on great terms right now, either. 1844 01:16:50.610 --> 01:16:52.237 Aw. Of course you two are fighting. 1845 01:16:52.320 --> 01:16:53.988 You're like an old married couple. 1846 01:16:54.072 --> 01:16:55.907 You might as well be fucking at this point! 1847 01:16:55.990 --> 01:16:58.076 Claire, this isn't about Ben and I. 1848 01:16:58.159 --> 01:17:00.036 This is about the fact that these relationships 1849 01:17:00.078 --> 01:17:01.579 should have been left in high school. 1850 01:17:01.663 --> 01:17:03.331 I'm sorry to say, 1851 01:17:03.373 --> 01:17:06.334 but they're holding us all back from moving on with our lives. 1852 01:17:06.376 --> 01:17:08.545 Wait, you think we're holding you back? 1853 01:17:08.586 --> 01:17:09.921 Are Simon and I the reason 1854 01:17:10.005 --> 01:17:11.631 you two stay in your dorm room every night 1855 01:17:11.715 --> 01:17:14.676 instead of making a single new friend? 1856 01:17:14.759 --> 01:17:17.012 You know what? This sucks. 1857 01:17:17.679 --> 01:17:18.722 I'm done. 1858 01:17:18.763 --> 01:17:19.848 - Simon. - No. 1859 01:17:19.931 --> 01:17:22.058 Simon. Simon. 1860 01:17:22.100 --> 01:17:24.269 You two deserve each other. 1861 01:17:28.231 --> 01:17:29.232 Claire. 1862 01:17:35.572 --> 01:17:37.282 Um... 1863 01:17:37.365 --> 01:17:38.783 Not an emergency... 1864 01:17:39.909 --> 01:17:41.870 but I am stuck up here. 1865 01:17:46.666 --> 01:17:48.168 Oh, that doesn't look good. 1866 01:17:48.251 --> 01:17:51.671 Yeah, that is definitely way too much lighter fluid. 1867 01:17:53.965 --> 01:17:57.010 Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! 1868 01:17:57.093 --> 01:17:58.803 God. 1869 01:17:58.887 --> 01:18:02.223 A group of straight guys with a common goal is genuinely terrifying. 1870 01:18:02.307 --> 01:18:03.308 Yeah. 1871 01:18:03.350 --> 01:18:05.810 Turkey! Turkey! Turkey! 1872 01:18:05.852 --> 01:18:07.979 Do you think we should call Ethan or something? 1873 01:18:08.063 --> 01:18:09.814 This looks like it's getting, like, dangerous. 1874 01:18:09.898 --> 01:18:11.983 Uh, no, I'll just say something to Kurt. 1875 01:18:12.025 --> 01:18:13.234 I mean, it's his house. 1876 01:18:14.444 --> 01:18:15.737 Hey, Kurt. 1877 01:18:16.613 --> 01:18:17.864 Holy shit. Never mind. 1878 01:18:17.947 --> 01:18:19.866 - Thank you. - Turkey! Turkey! 1879 01:18:19.949 --> 01:18:21.493 Definitely call Ethan. 1880 01:18:21.576 --> 01:18:23.161 In 15 minutes, this whole place could be up in flames. 1881 01:18:28.792 --> 01:18:30.710 I think it's so special how that went 1882 01:18:30.794 --> 01:18:33.838 maybe as bad as it possibly could have. 1883 01:18:36.216 --> 01:18:38.468 I've never seen Claire that mad. 1884 01:18:40.178 --> 01:18:42.514 I actually thought Simon was gonna start crying. 1885 01:18:48.144 --> 01:18:50.021 I brought up the permafrost. 1886 01:18:52.982 --> 01:18:54.275 No, you did not. 1887 01:19:02.409 --> 01:19:03.493 You think Claire's right? 1888 01:19:04.994 --> 01:19:06.121 About what? 1889 01:19:09.374 --> 01:19:10.834 About us. 1890 01:19:10.917 --> 01:19:12.836 Our whole thing, how it's... 1891 01:19:14.004 --> 01:19:15.797 weird that we're so close, 1892 01:19:16.840 --> 01:19:18.383 but we've never... 1893 01:19:19.426 --> 01:19:21.386 Yeah, yeah. 1894 01:19:21.428 --> 01:19:24.097 Uh, but... but I mean, we're friends. 1895 01:19:24.180 --> 01:19:27.600 We've... never wanted to, right? 1896 01:19:27.684 --> 01:19:29.269 Yeah, no, but it's, it's... 1897 01:19:29.352 --> 01:19:32.814 It's not like we've never considered the possibility. 1898 01:19:34.024 --> 01:19:36.401 Right? I mean... 1899 01:19:36.484 --> 01:19:40.405 I mean, you've thought about it, haven't you? 1900 01:19:40.488 --> 01:19:41.573 Yeah-- Yeah. 1901 01:19:41.614 --> 01:19:42.741 No, no, no. I've... 1902 01:19:42.782 --> 01:19:45.243 Of course I've thought about it. 1903 01:19:45.285 --> 01:19:46.786 Obviously. 1904 01:19:46.870 --> 01:19:48.246 It just felt like... 1905 01:19:50.206 --> 01:19:53.168 couldn't that ruin our friendship? 1906 01:19:53.251 --> 01:19:55.920 Yeah, no, it definitely could. It could be a disaster. 1907 01:19:57.464 --> 01:20:00.216 Especially if one of us didn't feel the same way after. 1908 01:20:02.927 --> 01:20:04.929 - Right, right. - Hmm. 1909 01:20:07.891 --> 01:20:09.017 Then again... 1910 01:20:13.772 --> 01:20:14.898 What? 1911 01:20:16.816 --> 01:20:18.401 Uh, I don't know. I... 1912 01:20:18.443 --> 01:20:24.115 Things don't exactly feel great between us right now. 1913 01:20:26.743 --> 01:20:27.952 So... 1914 01:20:31.122 --> 01:20:32.457 What are we saying then? 1915 01:21:14.916 --> 01:21:16.167 Is that the cops? 1916 01:21:17.002 --> 01:21:18.545 Holy shit! 1917 01:21:18.628 --> 01:21:21.339 All right, I need everyone to step back! 1918 01:21:23.174 --> 01:21:26.052 All right, that's it. Time to go home. 1919 01:21:26.136 --> 01:21:28.179 Party is over! 1920 01:21:28.263 --> 01:21:30.807 - What's going on? - Yeah, what the fuck happened? 1921 01:21:30.849 --> 01:21:32.058 Oh, there was a terrorist attack. 1922 01:21:32.142 --> 01:21:33.810 Yeah. You just missed the news trucks. 1923 01:21:33.852 --> 01:21:37.814 No, they incinerated a turkey. Where were you guys? 1924 01:21:37.856 --> 01:21:40.025 - Thank you. - Uh... 1925 01:21:40.066 --> 01:21:42.152 Thanks for calling. You did the right thing. 1926 01:21:42.193 --> 01:21:43.695 Of course. Is everything all right? 1927 01:21:43.778 --> 01:21:45.572 Yeah, everything's fine. We managed to get the fire out 1928 01:21:45.655 --> 01:21:47.824 before there was any major property damage. 1929 01:21:47.866 --> 01:21:50.368 Little freak who lives here is pretty shaken up, though. 1930 01:21:52.579 --> 01:21:53.371 Y'all have a ride home? 1931 01:21:53.455 --> 01:21:55.415 Yeah, I can drop everyone off. 1932 01:21:55.498 --> 01:21:56.750 Look at that. 1933 01:21:56.833 --> 01:21:58.335 Thank God. 1934 01:21:58.376 --> 01:21:59.502 Have a good night. - Mm-hmm. 1935 01:21:59.544 --> 01:22:01.338 - You too. - Thanks. 1936 01:22:04.841 --> 01:22:09.637 Okay, so you said it, and then they just, like, walked away? 1937 01:22:09.679 --> 01:22:12.474 No, yeah, no. We just... We just broke up. 1938 01:22:13.350 --> 01:22:15.435 Jamie. Nothing to add? 1939 01:22:16.436 --> 01:22:17.437 Did they cry? 1940 01:22:17.520 --> 01:22:19.397 Give me details. What else happened? 1941 01:22:21.524 --> 01:22:22.484 Okay, then. 1942 01:22:23.902 --> 01:22:25.904 Psychos. 1943 01:22:25.945 --> 01:22:31.451 ♪ Secure the ground Beneath your feet ♪ 1944 01:22:31.534 --> 01:22:35.330 ♪ 'Cause love is an accident ♪ 1945 01:22:35.413 --> 01:22:39.250 ♪ Waiting to happen ♪ 1946 01:22:39.334 --> 01:22:42.253 ♪ To me and to you ♪ 1947 01:22:50.220 --> 01:22:53.264 Okay. Uh, good night. 1948 01:22:53.306 --> 01:22:55.016 And-- and happy Thanksgiving, 1949 01:22:55.100 --> 01:22:57.769 and we should definitely talk soon 1950 01:22:57.852 --> 01:23:00.146 and make sure that we... 1951 01:23:00.230 --> 01:23:02.107 touch base moving forward. 1952 01:23:07.862 --> 01:23:09.906 Okay, good night, Ben! 1953 01:23:09.948 --> 01:23:11.533 Bye. 1954 01:23:11.574 --> 01:23:13.952 - Oh, he's unwell. - Mm. 1955 01:23:14.035 --> 01:23:15.412 "Let's keep in touch"? 1956 01:23:16.162 --> 01:23:19.082 Are we networking? What? 1957 01:23:20.709 --> 01:23:24.212 ♪ If I go ♪ 1958 01:23:24.254 --> 01:23:27.424 ♪ A million miles away ♪ 1959 01:23:27.465 --> 01:23:30.010 ♪ I'd write a letter ♪ 1960 01:23:31.344 --> 01:23:34.848 ♪ Each and every day ♪ 1961 01:23:34.931 --> 01:23:37.392 ♪ 'Cause, honey, nothing ♪ 1962 01:23:37.475 --> 01:23:41.062 ♪ Nothing can ever change ♪ 1963 01:23:41.104 --> 01:23:45.316 ♪ This love I have for you ♪ 1964 01:23:46.484 --> 01:23:52.991 ♪ You make me weep ♪ 1965 01:23:53.074 --> 01:23:56.411 ♪ And you can make me cry ♪ 1966 01:23:56.453 --> 01:23:58.371 ♪ See me coming ♪ 1967 01:23:59.998 --> 01:24:03.293 ♪ And you can pass me by ♪ 1968 01:24:03.335 --> 01:24:06.087 ♪ But, honey, nothing ♪ 1969 01:24:06.129 --> 01:24:09.507 ♪ Nothing can ever change ♪ 1970 01:24:09.591 --> 01:24:14.179 ♪ This love I have for you ♪ 1971 01:24:15.847 --> 01:24:18.850 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1972 01:24:18.933 --> 01:24:22.479 ♪ You're the apple of my eye ♪ 1973 01:24:23.521 --> 01:24:26.900 ♪ You're cherry pie ♪ 1974 01:24:26.983 --> 01:24:32.322 ♪ And, oh, yeah You're cake and ice cream ♪ 1975 01:24:32.364 --> 01:24:37.869 ♪ Oh, you're sugar and spice ♪ 1976 01:24:37.911 --> 01:24:41.414 ♪ And everything nice ♪ 1977 01:24:41.498 --> 01:24:47.087 ♪ You're the girl of my My, my, my, dreams ♪ 1978 01:24:47.170 --> 01:24:49.964 You realize, of course, that we could never be friends? 1979 01:24:50.006 --> 01:24:52.050 Why not? 1980 01:24:52.092 --> 01:24:53.885 What I'm saying is that men and women can't be friends 1981 01:24:53.927 --> 01:24:56.388 because the sex part always gets in the way. 1982 01:24:56.471 --> 01:24:58.473 That's not true. 1983 01:24:58.515 --> 01:25:00.392 No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. 1984 01:25:00.475 --> 01:25:02.435 He always wants to have sex with her. 1985 01:25:02.519 --> 01:25:04.604 What if they don't want to have sex with you? 1986 01:25:04.688 --> 01:25:06.773 Doesn't matter. Because the sex thing is already out there. 1987 01:25:06.856 --> 01:25:08.400 So the friendship is ultimately doomed, 1988 01:25:08.441 --> 01:25:11.069 and that is the end of the story. 1989 01:25:11.111 --> 01:25:13.279 Well, I guess we're not gonna be friends then. 1990 01:25:13.363 --> 01:25:14.906 - Guess not. - Too bad. 1991 01:25:14.989 --> 01:25:16.658 Hey-- 1992 01:25:16.700 --> 01:25:18.159 You're the only person that I knew in New York. 1993 01:25:21.287 --> 01:25:24.207 Oh, oh, oh, sweetheart, we haven't run the dishwasher yet. 1994 01:25:24.249 --> 01:25:26.126 I do a very thorough pre-rinse. 1995 01:25:26.209 --> 01:25:27.585 Just leave 'em. 1996 01:25:31.297 --> 01:25:32.757 Come talk to me, kiddo. 1997 01:25:34.718 --> 01:25:35.635 What's going on? 1998 01:25:38.930 --> 01:25:41.266 You have male friends, right? 1999 01:25:42.058 --> 01:25:43.810 Yeah, sure I do. 2000 01:25:43.893 --> 01:25:46.813 I mean, your father is, like, my best friend in the entire world. 2001 01:25:47.814 --> 01:25:50.025 And I have you. 2002 01:25:50.066 --> 01:25:53.695 Yeah, that's... that's not exactly what I meant. 2003 01:25:53.737 --> 01:25:57.365 Look, I know you've only been gone a few months. 2004 01:25:59.034 --> 01:26:00.952 But you're a grown-up now. 2005 01:26:00.994 --> 01:26:03.621 Okay? And that means that sometimes life... 2006 01:26:04.956 --> 01:26:06.708 puts a pebble in your shoe. 2007 01:26:06.750 --> 01:26:08.626 Right? And you can either ignore it 2008 01:26:08.668 --> 01:26:13.089 and just keep walking and let it slow you down. 2009 01:26:13.131 --> 01:26:14.632 Or you can take the shoe off 2010 01:26:15.633 --> 01:26:17.469 and shake that fucker out. 2011 01:26:19.304 --> 01:26:20.388 Damn, Mom. 2012 01:26:22.557 --> 01:26:24.309 And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to 2013 01:26:24.351 --> 01:26:26.144 before I go to sleep at night. 2014 01:26:26.227 --> 01:26:27.645 And it's not because I'm lonely 2015 01:26:27.729 --> 01:26:29.647 and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. 2016 01:26:29.689 --> 01:26:31.900 I came here tonight because when you realize 2017 01:26:31.941 --> 01:26:34.194 you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, 2018 01:26:34.277 --> 01:26:37.447 you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. 2019 01:26:50.293 --> 01:26:51.628 What's happening? 2020 01:26:51.670 --> 01:26:52.962 Should we pause? 2021 01:26:53.004 --> 01:26:54.589 Go back to sleep, Norman. 2022 01:26:54.631 --> 01:26:59.177 ♪ I thought I knew one Who told me I kept them safe ♪ 2023 01:26:59.260 --> 01:27:00.804 ♪ Got caught up in love ♪ 2024 01:27:00.845 --> 01:27:03.056 ♪ It can't make it Through the day ♪ 2025 01:27:03.139 --> 01:27:08.019 ♪ Now all I think of Is how will I run away ♪ 2026 01:27:08.103 --> 01:27:12.399 ♪ Buried in the problems Of the yesterday ♪ 2027 01:27:12.482 --> 01:27:13.942 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 2028 01:27:13.983 --> 01:27:18.613 ♪ In the same old town I saw your face ♪ 2029 01:27:18.655 --> 01:27:21.700 ♪ You seemed so sad I felt the same ♪ 2030 01:27:21.741 --> 01:27:22.659 Ben? 2031 01:27:28.415 --> 01:27:30.000 I shouldn't be this out of breath. 2032 01:27:31.167 --> 01:27:32.544 What's... what's going on? 2033 01:27:32.585 --> 01:27:35.380 Look, I can't stop thinking about last night. 2034 01:27:35.422 --> 01:27:37.340 And I hate that I don't know where you stand, 2035 01:27:37.382 --> 01:27:38.842 and I don't want to ruin anything. 2036 01:27:38.925 --> 01:27:40.385 But I realized something, and I have to let you know. 2037 01:27:41.219 --> 01:27:42.262 Oh, Ben. 2038 01:27:42.345 --> 01:27:45.056 I don't wanna fuck you. 2039 01:27:45.098 --> 01:27:48.852 I harbor no sexual or romantic feelings for you whatsoever. 2040 01:27:48.893 --> 01:27:51.563 You are my absolute favorite person on this planet, 2041 01:27:51.604 --> 01:27:53.231 and I just want to be your best friend. 2042 01:27:57.819 --> 01:27:58.903 Wow. 2043 01:27:58.987 --> 01:27:59.863 Is... 2044 01:28:01.614 --> 01:28:03.616 Is... is that okay? 2045 01:28:03.700 --> 01:28:09.372 I have never been so relieved in my entire life. 2046 01:28:09.414 --> 01:28:11.249 Oh, thank God! 2047 01:28:11.332 --> 01:28:15.712 Dude, I have been fully spiraling for the past 12 hours 2048 01:28:15.754 --> 01:28:17.088 thinking you were in love with me. 2049 01:28:17.130 --> 01:28:18.673 No. No, not even a little bit. 2050 01:28:18.715 --> 01:28:21.301 I can't believe we let Claire get in our heads. 2051 01:28:21.384 --> 01:28:24.429 I know. I mean, granted, we do spend too much time together. 2052 01:28:24.512 --> 01:28:25.889 Yeah, it's fair to say we have issues, but-- 2053 01:28:25.930 --> 01:28:28.767 I'm glad sexual tension is not one of them. 2054 01:28:29.309 --> 01:28:30.518 Exactly 2055 01:28:34.731 --> 01:28:37.067 And I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Copenhagen. 2056 01:28:37.108 --> 01:28:40.862 But I want you to know it has nothing to do with you or Claire 2057 01:28:40.904 --> 01:28:43.573 or anything other than the fact that I want to go. 2058 01:28:43.615 --> 01:28:45.533 I think it's cool my professor picked me. 2059 01:28:47.786 --> 01:28:49.245 It is cool. 2060 01:28:49.287 --> 01:28:51.414 - Really? - Yeah, of course, really. 2061 01:28:51.456 --> 01:28:52.916 It's been cool this whole time. 2062 01:28:52.957 --> 01:28:54.668 I just... didn't want to admit it 2063 01:28:54.751 --> 01:28:56.586 because I didn't want you to leave. 2064 01:28:57.962 --> 01:28:58.880 But that's shitty 2065 01:28:58.963 --> 01:29:01.591 and I am really excited for you. 2066 01:29:02.926 --> 01:29:04.844 And you're right, I should be nicer to Kelly. 2067 01:29:04.928 --> 01:29:06.596 I know what I said about sororities, 2068 01:29:06.638 --> 01:29:09.349 but it'd be nice to have girlfriends in college. 2069 01:29:11.559 --> 01:29:14.062 Are you reading King Arthur? 2070 01:29:14.104 --> 01:29:16.690 Oh, yeah, I was looking to see if there's any wisdom in here 2071 01:29:16.773 --> 01:29:18.400 about making out with your best friend 2072 01:29:18.483 --> 01:29:20.276 and then deeply regretting it. 2073 01:29:20.318 --> 01:29:21.945 - Ah. And? - Nothing yet. 2074 01:29:21.986 --> 01:29:24.489 But to be fair, I am still on the foreword. 2075 01:29:26.449 --> 01:29:27.367 Have you talked to Simon? 2076 01:29:27.450 --> 01:29:28.493 No. 2077 01:29:28.576 --> 01:29:29.869 You talk to Claire? 2078 01:29:29.953 --> 01:29:31.788 No, not yet. We should probably do that. 2079 01:29:31.830 --> 01:29:33.581 Yeah, we should. 2080 01:29:33.623 --> 01:29:35.166 Should we tell them that we kissed? 2081 01:29:37.961 --> 01:29:39.796 - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - Don't! 2082 01:29:39.838 --> 01:29:41.464 - Don't joke about that. - I'm kidding. 2083 01:29:41.506 --> 01:29:42.632 That's... not... 2084 01:29:42.674 --> 01:29:44.634 That's too soon. It's not funny. 2085 01:29:49.347 --> 01:29:51.725 ♪ Are we still friends? ♪ 2086 01:29:53.184 --> 01:29:55.645 ♪ Can we be friends? ♪ 2087 01:29:56.896 --> 01:29:59.441 ♪ Are we still friends? ♪ 2088 01:30:00.984 --> 01:30:04.612 - ♪ Can we be friends? ♪ - ♪ Can we be friends? ♪ 2089 01:30:04.654 --> 01:30:06.948 ♪ Are we still friends? ♪ 2090 01:30:08.283 --> 01:30:10.535 ♪ Can we be friends? ♪ 2091 01:30:10.618 --> 01:30:12.203 ♪ Friends ♪ 2092 01:30:12.287 --> 01:30:14.706 ♪ Are we still friends? ♪ 2093 01:30:14.748 --> 01:30:18.043 ♪ Friends, friends ♪ 2094 01:30:19.878 --> 01:30:22.881 Ben, your dad won't stop giving me supportive hand gestures. 2095 01:30:22.964 --> 01:30:25.633 Just ignore him. Just ignore him. - Okay. Okay. 2096 01:30:25.675 --> 01:30:28.219 Well, I'm glad you won't be as far as France, Palm. 2097 01:30:28.261 --> 01:30:29.554 Me too. 2098 01:30:29.637 --> 01:30:31.765 And I'm so proud of my little heartbreakers! 2099 01:30:31.848 --> 01:30:33.892 Bring it in. Bring it in! - You did it! 2100 01:30:36.561 --> 01:30:38.188 Hey! 2101 01:30:38.229 --> 01:30:41.191 Okay, well, don't let us keep you. - How's that going? 2102 01:30:41.232 --> 01:30:42.984 It's good. 2103 01:30:43.026 --> 01:30:44.569 My parents don't get back from their cruise for another six hours, 2104 01:30:44.652 --> 01:30:46.863 so we have the house to ourselves. 2105 01:30:47.864 --> 01:30:49.240 Okay! 2106 01:30:49.282 --> 01:30:50.700 - Get it! - All right. 2107 01:30:51.451 --> 01:30:52.577 See ya. 2108 01:30:57.207 --> 01:30:58.083 Okay. 2109 01:30:59.459 --> 01:31:00.710 You ready to go? 2110 01:31:02.545 --> 01:31:04.214 I think so, yeah. 2111 01:31:09.803 --> 01:31:11.805 ♪ I had a dream Or was it real? ♪ 2112 01:31:11.888 --> 01:31:14.307 ♪ We crossed the line And it was on ♪ 2113 01:31:14.391 --> 01:31:15.850 ♪ We crossed the line... ♪ 2114 01:31:15.892 --> 01:31:19.479 My feet are gone. I literally don't have them anymore. 2115 01:31:19.562 --> 01:31:21.106 I told you not to borrow Jamie's shoes. 2116 01:31:21.189 --> 01:31:23.274 - You're not the same size! - I'm gonna go get some water. 2117 01:31:23.316 --> 01:31:24.567 - Okay? - Yeah! 2118 01:31:24.609 --> 01:31:26.152 - Okay. All right, babe! - Thank you! 2119 01:31:26.236 --> 01:31:28.655 Love you, James! You're my hero! 2120 01:31:29.406 --> 01:31:31.491 Yeah! We got it! 2121 01:31:31.574 --> 01:31:34.119 I love the energy! I love the... 2122 01:31:36.746 --> 01:31:39.958 No fucking way! 2123 01:31:41.501 --> 01:31:43.294 What are you doing here? 2124 01:31:43.378 --> 01:31:44.546 I couldn't miss this! 2125 01:31:44.629 --> 01:31:46.756 Wait. How did you even get here? 2126 01:31:46.798 --> 01:31:49.134 I thought you didn't get here till tomorrow! 2127 01:31:49.175 --> 01:31:52.637 I got an earlier flight, so I had Tyler pick me up. 2128 01:31:52.721 --> 01:31:53.888 He owed me a favor. 2129 01:31:53.930 --> 01:31:55.640 - Oh! - Love you, roomie! 2130 01:31:55.682 --> 01:31:57.308 Look at you! 2131 01:31:57.350 --> 01:31:58.601 Look at you! Look at this! 2132 01:31:58.643 --> 01:32:00.186 I know! I know! Oh, my God! 2133 01:32:00.270 --> 01:32:02.188 I can't wait to hear about everything! - Same, I-- 2134 01:32:02.272 --> 01:32:04.274 Shit, shit, shit! If we're on the dance floor, 2135 01:32:04.315 --> 01:32:05.483 we gotta be dancing. 2136 01:32:05.567 --> 01:32:06.776 Okay, well... 2137 01:32:08.445 --> 01:32:09.779 where are we starting? 2138 01:32:13.616 --> 01:32:15.076 I think it's at the chest. 2139 01:32:15.118 --> 01:32:16.953 ♪ No more hesitations This is on ♪ 2140 01:32:16.995 --> 01:32:18.496 ♪ Can't make it stop... ♪ 2141 01:32:18.538 --> 01:32:19.748 Yeah. 2142 01:32:20.623 --> 01:32:21.833 I think it's going to hands. 2143 01:32:21.916 --> 01:32:23.335 - Mm! - Think it's going to hands. 2144 01:32:23.418 --> 01:32:25.170 Yeah, it's going to hands. It's going to hands. 2145 01:32:29.299 --> 01:32:33.261 ♪ I wanna cut Through the clouds Break the ceiling ♪ 2146 01:32:33.303 --> 01:32:37.349 ♪ I wanna dance on the roof You and me alone ♪ 2147 01:32:37.390 --> 01:32:41.478 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling Oh, yeah ♪ 2148 01:32:41.519 --> 01:32:45.815 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling Oh, yeah ♪ 2149 01:32:45.857 --> 01:32:48.026 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling ♪ 2150 01:32:48.068 --> 01:32:50.528 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling ♪ 2151 01:32:52.655 --> 01:32:55.116 ♪ I wanna cut to the feeling ♪ 2152 01:32:59.162 --> 01:33:02.374 Ooh, Sandy! 2153 01:33:02.457 --> 01:33:05.377 In your little poodle skirt and your... your big boobs... 2154 01:33:05.418 --> 01:33:08.963 You make me so horny, Sandy. I just want to... 2155 01:33:09.047 --> 01:33:12.217 greased lightning on your butt cheek, huh? 2156 01:33:12.300 --> 01:33:15.136 Greased lightning all over your butt cheeks. 2157 01:33:17.597 --> 01:33:19.933 Ben? Dude, you look hot! - 2158 01:33:22.560 --> 01:33:24.020 ♪ Check-a, check, check ♪ 2159 01:33:24.062 --> 01:33:25.730 ♪ I catch wreck With the Tech Deck ♪ 2160 01:33:25.814 --> 01:33:27.524 ♪ I'm the best yet Kill a set then I jet, jet ♪ 2161 01:33:27.565 --> 01:33:29.359 ♪ Bet, bet that I get, get all the props ♪ 2162 01:33:29.401 --> 01:33:31.444 ♪ Find me smoking Marijuana crops ♪ 2163 01:33:31.528 --> 01:33:33.405 ♪ Go ahead and call the cops Shit, they can't do a thing ♪ 2164 01:33:33.446 --> 01:33:35.407 ♪ TPS be the new crew to bang So turn it up, up ♪ 2165 01:33:35.490 --> 01:33:37.200 ♪ We're so fine And you the rough cut ♪ 2166 01:33:37.242 --> 01:33:38.618 ♪ Hit the edit lab And review your frame ♪ 2167 01:33:38.702 --> 01:33:40.120 ♪ Chop chop, snip snip ♪ 2168 01:33:40.203 --> 01:33:41.913 ♪ Hip hop 'til your lid pop off And you flip ♪ 2169 01:33:41.955 --> 01:33:43.248 ♪ Keep a stiff upper lip When I rap ♪ 2170 01:33:43.289 --> 01:33:45.083 ♪ Pull a trick out my hat ♪ 2171 01:33:45.125 --> 01:33:46.626 ♪ Then I bounce in a Honda Civ Never on the grid ♪ 2172 01:33:46.710 --> 01:33:48.128 ♪ You're not not gonna see me ♪ 2173 01:33:48.211 --> 01:33:49.963 ♪ We got, got What you need, need ♪ 2174 01:33:50.046 --> 01:33:51.756 ♪ Pot buddha weed, weed Rock, rock to the beat, beat ♪ 2175 01:33:51.798 --> 01:33:53.967 ♪ From Chicago to DC I'm out for the clean sweep ♪ 2176 01:33:54.050 --> 01:33:56.261 ♪ Be prepared To salute your shorts Lose your drawers ♪ 2177 01:33:56.302 --> 01:33:57.887 ♪ We're gonna run 'em up The flag pole ♪ 2178 01:33:57.929 --> 01:33:59.931 ♪ I be the hip hop poster boy ♪ 2179 01:33:59.973 --> 01:34:02.058 ♪ That most avoid 'Cause they be getting punished In a battle ♪ 2180 01:34:02.100 --> 01:34:03.476 ♪ You can't roll with my team Can't donate a swing ♪ 2181 01:34:03.560 --> 01:34:05.395 ♪ Camp Lo fans Know what I mean ♪ 2182 01:34:05.437 --> 01:34:06.938 ♪ Tableau with the theme Of a Coppola scene ♪ 2183 01:34:07.022 --> 01:34:08.523 ♪ Get at me ♪ 2184 01:34:08.565 --> 01:34:10.483 ♪ I could show you A thing or two about ♪ 2185 01:34:10.567 --> 01:34:12.694 ♪ How to put a needle To the groove in the record ♪ 2186 01:34:12.736 --> 01:34:14.738 ♪ See most people Couldn't do any better Than P-Squares ♪ 2187 01:34:14.779 --> 01:34:16.573 ♪ Am I stupid or clever? Ain't got a clue whatsoever ♪ 2188 01:34:16.614 --> 01:34:18.283 ♪ But everything I do I do to the letter ♪ 2189 01:34:18.366 --> 01:34:20.160 ♪ So take, take A breath, breath and go ♪ 2190 01:34:20.243 --> 01:34:21.911 ♪ Find me in your tape Cassette deck fo' sho' ♪ 2191 01:34:21.953 --> 01:34:23.079 ♪ A brain case, a meth head A dope ♪ 2192 01:34:23.121 --> 01:34:24.289 ♪ Vacate the room, room ♪ 2193 01:34:24.330 --> 01:34:26.332 ♪ I'ma let you know, know ♪ 2194 01:34:26.416 --> 01:34:28.126 ♪ We did it again So grab the weed Hit it again ♪ 2195 01:34:28.168 --> 01:34:29.461 ♪ Palmer Squares And we in it to win ♪ 2196 01:34:29.544 --> 01:34:31.087 ♪ So throw your hands up ♪ 2197 01:34:31.129 --> 01:34:32.630 ♪ And if you ain't have none Just jump ♪ 2198 01:34:32.672 --> 01:34:34.549 ♪ Mad love From the back to front ♪ 2199 01:34:34.591 --> 01:34:36.301 ♪ 'Cause we did it again Grab the weed, hit it again ♪ 2200 01:34:36.384 --> 01:34:37.677 ♪ Palmer Squares And we in it to win ♪ 2201 01:34:37.761 --> 01:34:39.304 ♪ So throw your hands up ♪ 2202 01:34:39.346 --> 01:34:41.306 ♪ And if you ain't have none Just jump ♪ 2203 01:34:41.348 --> 01:34:43.141 ♪ Mad love From the back to front We give it up ♪ 2204 01:34:43.183 --> 01:34:45.018 ♪ One, one to the two Spun with the crew ♪ 2205 01:34:45.101 --> 01:34:47.312 ♪ Huff, huff a balloon 'Til I'm blue in the face ♪ 2206 01:34:47.395 --> 01:34:49.314 ♪ Stay true to the faith Of unusual taste With tools of the trade, I ♪ 2207 01:34:49.397 --> 01:34:51.107 ♪ Lose, lose control Move, move your soul ♪ 2208 01:34:51.149 --> 01:34:52.734 ♪ Boom, boom 'Til the room explodes ♪ 2209 01:34:52.776 --> 01:34:54.652 ♪ Sip, sip my cup, cup A quick slit, the blunt's cut ♪ 2210 01:34:54.736 --> 01:34:56.071 ♪ The piff, piff I puff, puff And pass to the left ♪ 2211 01:34:56.154 --> 01:34:57.781 ♪ Then I ask for the check ♪ 2212 01:34:57.822 --> 01:34:59.157 ♪ Masking the stress With a bag full of cess ♪ 2213 01:34:59.240 --> 01:35:01.576 ♪ From an ounce to a pound ♪ 2214 01:35:01.618 --> 01:35:03.328 ♪ I'm down at the lounge Buying rounds For my frowning clowns ♪ 2215 01:35:03.411 --> 01:35:05.205 ♪ Whiskey and rye Get lifted and fly ♪ 2216 01:35:05.288 --> 01:35:07.457 ♪ Drift through the skies Squinting my eyes ♪ 2217 01:35:07.499 --> 01:35:09.167 ♪ Ignited by The flickering light The criminal minded ♪ 2218 01:35:09.209 --> 01:35:11.002 ♪ Out for the thrill Of the ride ♪ 2219 01:35:11.086 --> 01:35:12.754 ♪ Clean clock with a sock Full of batteries ♪ 2220 01:35:12.796 --> 01:35:14.589 - ♪ The academy cat, finna pop ♪ - ♪ Yeah, right ♪ 2221 01:35:14.631 --> 01:35:16.883 ♪ That'll be the day There's fees to pay ♪ 2222 01:35:16.966 --> 01:35:18.718 ♪ Cheese to make G's to rake, weed papes Lemme lead the way ♪ 2223 01:35:18.802 --> 01:35:20.470 ♪ Stone's throw from the po-po Bring on the heat ♪ 2224 01:35:20.512 --> 01:35:21.846 ♪ So cold I'm froze Like a sno-cone ♪ 2225 01:35:21.930 --> 01:35:23.890 ♪ Coke nose and the go-gos ♪ 2226 01:35:23.973 --> 01:35:25.225 ♪ We got the beat Dome blown from a bowl Of the home grown ♪ 2227 01:35:25.308 --> 01:35:27.018 ♪ Opium den, dope in the dojo ♪ 2228 01:35:27.060 --> 01:35:28.812 ♪ Smoke, smoke puttin' holes In the ozone ♪ 2229 01:35:28.853 --> 01:35:30.522 ♪ Showboat with a sold soul ♪ 2230 01:35:30.563 --> 01:35:32.482 ♪ Broke, broke like a joke Mofo got no dough ♪ 2231 01:35:32.524 --> 01:35:34.317 ♪ Get low with your ass And your hips ♪ 2232 01:35:34.359 --> 01:35:36.319 ♪ Scandalous Smackin' your lips ♪ 2233 01:35:36.361 --> 01:35:38.196 ♪ Term K flick ash From the window ♪ 2234 01:35:38.279 --> 01:35:39.781 ♪ Smooth cat move fast As the wind blow ♪ 2235 01:35:39.864 --> 01:35:41.199 ♪ We did it again ♪ 2236 01:35:41.282 --> 01:35:42.992 ♪ So grab the weed Hit it again ♪ 2237 01:35:43.034 --> 01:35:44.160 ♪ Palmer Squares And we in it to win ♪ 2238 01:35:44.202 --> 01:35:45.745 ♪ So throw your hands up ♪ 2239 01:35:45.829 --> 01:35:47.497 ♪ And if you ain't have none Just jump ♪ 2240 01:35:47.539 --> 01:35:49.374 ♪ Mad love From the back to front ♪ 2241 01:35:49.457 --> 01:35:51.167 ♪ We did it again Grab the weed, hit it again ♪ 2242 01:35:51.209 --> 01:35:52.335 ♪ Palmer Squares And we in it to win ♪ 2243 01:35:52.377 --> 01:35:54.129 ♪ So throw your hands up ♪ 2244 01:35:54.170 --> 01:35:55.672 ♪ And if you ain't have none Just jump ♪ 2245 01:35:55.714 --> 01:35:56.881 ♪ Mad love From the back to front ♪ 2246 01:35:56.965 --> 01:35:57.841 ♪ We give it up ♪