WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:32.949 --> 00:00:33.783 (80s music) 4 00:00:41.958 --> 00:00:44.794 (explosion) 5 00:00:55.346 --> 00:00:58.266 - [Narrator] Meet Mark Valentine. 6 00:00:58.266 --> 00:01:02.771 The number one homicide detective in all Los Angeles. 7 00:01:02.771 --> 00:01:04.606 Who thinks he's still in 1985. 8 00:01:08.359 --> 00:01:11.112 And he is just a little crazy. 9 00:01:11.112 --> 00:01:12.363 (phone rings) 10 00:01:13.948 --> 00:01:15.784 [Narrator] No, he is not bushy. 11 00:01:15.784 --> 00:01:16.618 - Captain. 12 00:01:16.618 --> 00:01:17.452 - Mark! 13 00:01:17.452 --> 00:01:18.328 Where the hell are you? 14 00:01:18.328 --> 00:01:19.913 [Captain] We need you now. 15 00:01:19.913 --> 00:01:21.289 There's a 10 71 in progress. 16 00:01:21.289 --> 00:01:22.290 - Oh shit. 17 00:01:22.290 --> 00:01:23.249 - Get your ass here now! 18 00:01:23.249 --> 00:01:24.709 - I'll be there asap. 19 00:01:27.087 --> 00:01:28.213 Chikitito, I gotta go. 20 00:01:28.213 --> 00:01:29.798 You are the man of the house now. 21 00:01:30.673 --> 00:01:32.592 Don't hump my girlfriend. 22 00:01:32.592 --> 00:01:33.885 Okay. 23 00:01:33.885 --> 00:01:35.386 Hey, I got to go. 24 00:01:35.386 --> 00:01:36.679 Talk to you soon, OK. 25 00:01:43.061 --> 00:01:44.521 (festive music) 26 00:01:47.732 --> 00:01:49.442 Hello Hello Hello. 27 00:01:49.442 --> 00:01:53.154 (high energy music) 28 00:02:06.209 --> 00:02:07.043 (door opening) 29 00:02:09.796 --> 00:02:10.922 (door closing) 30 00:02:10.922 --> 00:02:14.134 Hey baby. How are you? I missed you so much. 31 00:02:15.552 --> 00:02:16.970 Okay, duty calls. Let's go. 32 00:02:18.304 --> 00:02:19.139 (engine starts) 33 00:02:25.812 --> 00:02:27.147 (engine revving) 34 00:02:35.071 --> 00:02:35.905 (80s music) 35 00:02:48.001 --> 00:02:49.377 - Hey. 36 00:02:49.377 --> 00:02:50.378 Hey. I'm here. 37 00:02:50.378 --> 00:02:52.714 - Finally you're here. What took you so long? 38 00:02:52.714 --> 00:02:55.091 - People are being shot and you're eating grapes. 39 00:02:55.091 --> 00:02:55.925 Are you serious? 40 00:02:55.925 --> 00:02:57.844 - I didn't have time to eat my breakfast. 41 00:02:57.844 --> 00:03:00.930 We need to go in. No, I'm I'm, I'm gonna go in. Shut up. 42 00:03:00.930 --> 00:03:01.764 - [Captain] You can't go in. 43 00:03:01.764 --> 00:03:03.224 - Why not. I'm a cop! 44 00:03:03.224 --> 00:03:04.517 - You've lost your damn mind. 45 00:03:04.517 --> 00:03:05.768 - Move. 46 00:03:05.768 --> 00:03:07.103 - What the hell's wrong with him? 47 00:03:07.103 --> 00:03:08.104 - We are gonna get killed. 48 00:03:08.104 --> 00:03:08.938 - Yes, we are. 49 00:03:12.567 --> 00:03:13.401 (tense music) 50 00:03:14.736 --> 00:03:16.529 - How are you amigo? 51 00:03:16.529 --> 00:03:17.739 Are you ready for some action? 52 00:03:19.532 --> 00:03:20.783 Me too. 53 00:03:20.783 --> 00:03:22.410 - [Captain] Who are you talking to? 54 00:03:22.410 --> 00:03:24.495 - aah... Nobody. 55 00:03:24.495 --> 00:03:25.496 Okay. Let's go. 56 00:03:27.832 --> 00:03:28.666 (door squeaking) 57 00:03:38.218 --> 00:03:39.677 (80s music) 58 00:03:41.804 --> 00:03:42.639 (gunshot) 59 00:03:48.937 --> 00:03:50.813 - LAPD. Are you okay? 60 00:03:50.813 --> 00:03:53.024 - Please help me. I've been shot. 61 00:03:53.024 --> 00:03:54.901 - We're gonna get you out of here. Okay? 62 00:03:54.901 --> 00:03:56.986 - Thank you. You're my hero. 63 00:03:58.154 --> 00:03:58.988 - Good boy. 64 00:04:00.949 --> 00:04:02.617 - I hate you. All of you! 65 00:04:12.669 --> 00:04:14.045 Get up. 66 00:04:14.045 --> 00:04:17.006 I see you're still alive you immigrant pig. 67 00:04:18.007 --> 00:04:19.842 - Why are you doing this? 68 00:04:19.842 --> 00:04:21.928 - I'm coming from Texas to clean the city up 69 00:04:21.928 --> 00:04:23.096 from people just like you. 70 00:04:23.972 --> 00:04:25.723 - Hey, hey, hey. Drop it. 71 00:04:27.392 --> 00:04:28.935 Let the poor bastard go. 72 00:04:30.144 --> 00:04:31.187 (soft music) 73 00:04:32.230 --> 00:04:33.231 [Mark] Don't do it. 74 00:04:35.817 --> 00:04:37.527 (gunshots) 75 00:04:39.195 --> 00:04:40.571 (bullet casing hitting the floor) 76 00:04:49.247 --> 00:04:51.541 (grunting) 77 00:04:52.959 --> 00:04:53.793 (drums) 78 00:04:55.878 --> 00:04:57.630 - Come on. 79 00:04:57.630 --> 00:04:58.965 (screaming) 80 00:04:58.965 --> 00:04:59.841 (thud) 81 00:04:59.841 --> 00:05:00.883 You are next! 82 00:05:11.936 --> 00:05:12.937 (thud) 83 00:05:12.937 --> 00:05:16.399 - Welcome to California Cabron. 84 00:05:17.275 --> 00:05:18.484 (70s music) 85 00:05:18.484 --> 00:05:20.236 - [Narrator] Meet Murphy Jackson. 86 00:05:20.236 --> 00:05:23.906 The number one narcotics detective in Los Angeles. 87 00:05:23.906 --> 00:05:24.866 Smooth. 88 00:05:24.866 --> 00:05:27.702 - Words on the street is you got the best of the best 89 00:05:28.661 --> 00:05:30.830 and I can get 50 kilos of it? 90 00:05:30.830 --> 00:05:32.248 (paper falling) 91 00:05:32.248 --> 00:05:33.541 - Whatever you want amigo. 92 00:05:34.417 --> 00:05:35.251 I got it. 93 00:05:35.251 --> 00:05:38.212 - Normally don't trust a man with wrinkled pants, 94 00:05:38.212 --> 00:05:40.631 but I like your perm. 95 00:05:45.928 --> 00:05:47.138 - Open it up. 96 00:05:48.056 --> 00:05:49.307 [Tony] Is it all there? 97 00:05:49.307 --> 00:05:50.099 - Yes is here. 98 00:05:51.184 --> 00:05:52.435 If you like fucking fake money. 99 00:05:54.687 --> 00:05:57.231 - Fake money. What? 100 00:05:57.231 --> 00:05:58.900 What the fuck? 101 00:05:58.900 --> 00:06:00.276 Is this a fucking joke, huh? 102 00:06:00.276 --> 00:06:02.236 You want to die today Huh? Cabron! 103 00:06:02.236 --> 00:06:03.071 Kill this piece of shit. 104 00:06:04.947 --> 00:06:06.324 (thud) 105 00:06:06.324 --> 00:06:07.408 - Nope, nope, nope. 106 00:06:07.408 --> 00:06:11.746 Put your gun down. I'll shoot that perm off of your head. 107 00:06:11.746 --> 00:06:13.581 Drop the gun, huh? Turn around. 108 00:06:14.665 --> 00:06:16.667 Get yourself a damn iron. 109 00:06:16.667 --> 00:06:18.252 - [Tony] This guy is pretty funny, huh? 110 00:06:18.252 --> 00:06:20.129 He thinks he is Will Smith. 111 00:06:22.215 --> 00:06:23.633 (dramatic music) 112 00:06:23.633 --> 00:06:25.176 (clanging) 113 00:06:26.219 --> 00:06:28.304 - The big boss is coming. 114 00:06:28.304 --> 00:06:30.098 Can you dig it! 115 00:06:38.147 --> 00:06:39.816 - [Big Boss] Dios mio. 116 00:06:39.816 --> 00:06:42.944 Mark Valentine and Murphy Jackson. 117 00:06:44.320 --> 00:06:46.864 Those two maniac cops are driving me crazy. 118 00:06:48.991 --> 00:06:51.327 If it's no Mark Valentine, it's Murphy Jackson. 119 00:06:51.327 --> 00:06:53.496 If it's not Mark, it's Murphy. Not Murphy, not Mark. 120 00:06:53.496 --> 00:06:55.039 Murphy. Mark. 121 00:06:55.039 --> 00:06:56.874 [Big Boss] We have to do something about this. 122 00:06:58.584 --> 00:07:02.839 Those two little ratones, they're costing me millions. 123 00:07:05.883 --> 00:07:08.219 They're the biggest headache. 124 00:07:08.219 --> 00:07:09.971 - They're the best in the city 125 00:07:09.971 --> 00:07:12.432 and we need to do something about it. 126 00:07:12.432 --> 00:07:13.933 - [Lynn] We don't want them to get in 127 00:07:13.933 --> 00:07:15.309 the way of the big plan. Sir. 128 00:07:16.811 --> 00:07:17.812 - Do it. 129 00:07:19.355 --> 00:07:20.565 Use your imagination. 130 00:07:25.361 --> 00:07:26.904 (rock music) 131 00:07:36.372 --> 00:07:38.416 - You know? You are so beautiful 132 00:07:38.416 --> 00:07:41.502 like your mother and strong like your father. 133 00:07:41.502 --> 00:07:42.837 - Thank you. 134 00:07:42.837 --> 00:07:45.465 When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad. 135 00:07:45.465 --> 00:07:46.299 - Yeah. 136 00:07:48.634 --> 00:07:49.469 (engine reviving) 137 00:07:53.473 --> 00:07:55.141 - [Agent Suffering] We are here for the girl. 138 00:07:55.141 --> 00:07:56.559 We don't want to 139 00:07:56.559 --> 00:07:57.560 Hurt you. 140 00:07:57.560 --> 00:07:58.394 - Don't do that. 141 00:08:00.605 --> 00:08:01.814 (action music) 142 00:08:11.199 --> 00:08:12.408 - Come here. 143 00:08:12.408 --> 00:08:13.284 (grunting) 144 00:08:13.284 --> 00:08:14.577 Come over here. 145 00:08:14.577 --> 00:08:15.411 Get in there! 146 00:08:26.964 --> 00:08:27.798 (soft music) 147 00:08:29.050 --> 00:08:29.926 - Hey Mark. 148 00:08:29.926 --> 00:08:31.385 You've seen the captain. 149 00:08:31.385 --> 00:08:35.014 - What? No, not yet. But you know, I don't want to see him. 150 00:08:35.014 --> 00:08:38.267 I'm sure he's in the restroom watching porn. 151 00:08:38.267 --> 00:08:39.810 But look, I want to show you this picture. 152 00:08:40.895 --> 00:08:42.146 I need some likes. 153 00:08:42.146 --> 00:08:43.105 - Likes? 154 00:08:43.105 --> 00:08:44.482 - Yeah, likes. That's what I mean. Come on. 155 00:08:44.482 --> 00:08:45.900 I need a lot of likes. 156 00:08:45.900 --> 00:08:46.984 - What are you doing? 157 00:08:46.984 --> 00:08:48.736 [Captain] Are you looking at your fan page again? 158 00:08:48.736 --> 00:08:51.322 Well, the five likes that you have. 159 00:08:51.322 --> 00:08:54.075 When I was your age, the only thing a fan was for 160 00:08:54.075 --> 00:08:55.952 was blowing cold air up your ass. 161 00:08:55.952 --> 00:08:57.495 And that's what these people are doing. 162 00:08:57.495 --> 00:08:59.622 Now look, your new partner's coming. 163 00:08:59.622 --> 00:09:01.791 - You know, I don't need a partner. I work alone. 164 00:09:01.791 --> 00:09:03.501 - Oh no. I don't want you working alone. 165 00:09:03.501 --> 00:09:05.419 This is a very important case. 166 00:09:05.419 --> 00:09:07.296 And I need the two of you together. 167 00:09:07.296 --> 00:09:08.589 Alright, here comes your partner. 168 00:09:09.882 --> 00:09:11.425 (sexy music) 169 00:09:11.425 --> 00:09:13.302 - [Mark] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Maybe having a partner 170 00:09:13.302 --> 00:09:14.762 is not such a bad idea. Capi. 171 00:09:15.763 --> 00:09:19.809 - No, no, no, no. She's not your partner. It's him. 172 00:09:19.809 --> 00:09:20.810 The fresh prince. 173 00:09:22.061 --> 00:09:22.895 (record scratch) 174 00:09:23.813 --> 00:09:25.147 (70s music) 175 00:09:26.732 --> 00:09:28.651 - [Mark] This guy. - [Captain] This guy. Yeah. 176 00:09:28.651 --> 00:09:30.361 - Thank you for breaking my heart. Capi. 177 00:09:31.404 --> 00:09:33.114 - Hey, you guys know each other? 178 00:09:33.114 --> 00:09:34.865 Now you know each other. 179 00:09:34.865 --> 00:09:35.992 I'm gonna tell you what you're gonna do. 180 00:09:35.992 --> 00:09:38.869 You're gonna be partners. Hello? Say something. 181 00:09:38.869 --> 00:09:40.162 You like being a partner. 182 00:09:40.162 --> 00:09:40.997 (crickets) 183 00:09:40.997 --> 00:09:43.082 - Yes. I never had a partner before. 184 00:09:43.082 --> 00:09:44.709 - [Captain] And he never had a partner before. 185 00:09:44.709 --> 00:09:46.460 In the power invested in me. 186 00:09:46.460 --> 00:09:48.963 From that little sign that's on my desk that says, captain. 187 00:09:50.006 --> 00:09:52.675 You guys are now man and partner. 188 00:09:52.675 --> 00:09:54.176 You understand? 189 00:09:54.176 --> 00:09:55.136 [Captain] Now, come into my office. 190 00:09:55.136 --> 00:09:57.096 I'm gonna tell you exactly what you're gonna do. 191 00:09:57.096 --> 00:09:58.389 - If we're gonna work together. 192 00:09:58.389 --> 00:09:59.807 We might have, we'll start to. 193 00:10:00.933 --> 00:10:01.767 - Let's go. 194 00:10:02.935 --> 00:10:04.145 - You gonna leave me hanging? 195 00:10:04.145 --> 00:10:06.397 - Gentlemen, I'm gonna be brief. 196 00:10:06.397 --> 00:10:09.692 My daughter's been kidnapped and I've picked you two. 197 00:10:09.692 --> 00:10:12.361 Because you guys are the best in your department. 198 00:10:12.361 --> 00:10:15.615 You're the big kahunas, the big pie. 199 00:10:15.615 --> 00:10:18.367 You guys are gonna go find her. 200 00:10:18.367 --> 00:10:22.455 Now actually, I don't like either one of you. 201 00:10:22.455 --> 00:10:23.289 (record scratching) 202 00:10:23.289 --> 00:10:25.416 - Captain, you're hurting my feelings. 203 00:10:25.416 --> 00:10:27.209 - [Captain] I don't care about your feelings. 204 00:10:27.209 --> 00:10:28.919 I care about my daughter. 205 00:10:28.919 --> 00:10:31.339 Now, you guys go out and find her. 206 00:10:31.339 --> 00:10:32.465 - Yes, Sir. 207 00:10:32.465 --> 00:10:33.633 We will. Don't. 208 00:10:33.633 --> 00:10:34.675 - Worry. 209 00:10:34.675 --> 00:10:38.763 - Oh, how cute. They finish each other's sentences. 210 00:10:38.763 --> 00:10:41.390 Just like a married couple. Get the fuck outta my office. 211 00:10:42.391 --> 00:10:43.434 - Hey, don't do that, man. 212 00:10:43.434 --> 00:10:45.061 - And you are the one who did that. 213 00:10:45.061 --> 00:10:45.895 - Shit. 214 00:10:47.980 --> 00:10:50.399 (soft music) 215 00:10:52.151 --> 00:10:53.694 - Oh, the mayor. 216 00:10:54.570 --> 00:10:57.239 - Sir. She wants to talk to you about your daughter. 217 00:10:57.239 --> 00:11:01.369 - Oh my God. I know what happened to your daughter. 218 00:11:01.369 --> 00:11:02.953 Sorry. 219 00:11:02.953 --> 00:11:04.121 And you! 220 00:11:04.121 --> 00:11:05.331 Detective Murphy! 221 00:11:08.084 --> 00:11:09.293 Great job. 222 00:11:10.294 --> 00:11:11.128 (video game beep) 223 00:11:11.128 --> 00:11:12.588 - Thank you Mayor. 224 00:11:12.588 --> 00:11:16.634 - And you. I will deal with your crap later. 225 00:11:16.634 --> 00:11:17.677 (out of tune drum) 226 00:11:17.677 --> 00:11:20.554 - Madam Mayor, come into my office. 227 00:11:23.599 --> 00:11:26.686 - Hey, where you going? You're coming with me. 228 00:11:26.686 --> 00:11:28.562 - You're not my boss. 229 00:11:28.562 --> 00:11:30.064 - I'm the man here. Okay. 230 00:11:30.064 --> 00:11:32.233 Let me tell you something about this department. 231 00:11:32.233 --> 00:11:34.443 We have the crazy Asian partners. 232 00:11:35.945 --> 00:11:37.613 - We heard what you did. 233 00:11:37.613 --> 00:11:39.657 - We have the sexy partners. 234 00:11:39.657 --> 00:11:41.826 - What are you looking at? 235 00:11:41.826 --> 00:11:42.868 - The gay partners. 236 00:11:42.868 --> 00:11:43.703 - Hey, hey, hey. 237 00:11:43.703 --> 00:11:45.871 Who is this sexy piece of man? 238 00:11:45.871 --> 00:11:49.417 - Well, well. Now I like what I see here. Who are they? 239 00:11:49.417 --> 00:11:52.294 - Oh, I was dating the blonde girl. Okay. 240 00:11:52.294 --> 00:11:53.629 - She dated you? 241 00:11:53.629 --> 00:11:54.505 - of course! 242 00:11:54.505 --> 00:11:56.799 But, now she's dating this muscular thing. 243 00:11:56.799 --> 00:11:57.633 - Okay. 244 00:11:59.593 --> 00:12:01.303 She went the other way. 245 00:12:01.303 --> 00:12:02.513 - Yeah, all the way. 246 00:12:02.513 --> 00:12:03.347 - Hello. 247 00:12:03.347 --> 00:12:04.181 - Hey! 248 00:12:04.181 --> 00:12:05.558 How are you? 249 00:12:05.558 --> 00:12:06.600 - What are you working on? 250 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:09.103 - We're working on a very top secret mission. 251 00:12:09.103 --> 00:12:11.021 but I cannot tell you anything. 252 00:12:11.021 --> 00:12:12.022 - Oh, really? 253 00:12:14.859 --> 00:12:15.985 - Who's this? 254 00:12:17.111 --> 00:12:18.446 (ahem, ahem) 255 00:12:18.446 --> 00:12:19.530 - The name is 256 00:12:19.530 --> 00:12:21.198 Detective Murphy Jackson. 257 00:12:22.199 --> 00:12:23.993 His temporary new partner. 258 00:12:23.993 --> 00:12:26.287 - Nice to meet you. Good luck working 259 00:12:26.287 --> 00:12:28.289 with this crazy annoying man. 260 00:12:29.749 --> 00:12:33.502 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, okay, relax. 261 00:12:33.502 --> 00:12:35.921 Hey, are we getting together tonight? 262 00:12:35.921 --> 00:12:38.174 - Maybe. I will think about it. 263 00:12:38.174 --> 00:12:39.633 - Okay. 264 00:12:39.633 --> 00:12:40.468 - Leave her alone! 265 00:12:40.468 --> 00:12:41.302 And you too! 266 00:12:42.970 --> 00:12:44.180 - Jesus Christ. 267 00:12:44.180 --> 00:12:45.014 (trumpet) 268 00:12:46.265 --> 00:12:47.683 - Hey, como estas? 269 00:12:47.683 --> 00:12:48.517 Do you know anything about the 270 00:12:48.517 --> 00:12:50.394 Captain's daughter Kidnapping? 271 00:12:50.394 --> 00:12:53.189 - [Jack] Yeah, a very powerful drug lord. Kidnapped her. 272 00:12:53.189 --> 00:12:56.484 If you find the informant, you will find him. 273 00:12:56.484 --> 00:12:58.444 I can give you a photo and a map. 274 00:12:59.320 --> 00:13:02.573 Hey man, I know who you can be, so good luck. 275 00:13:02.573 --> 00:13:03.949 I know he's an ass sometimes. 276 00:13:03.949 --> 00:13:05.451 Well, most of the time, really. But 277 00:13:06.535 --> 00:13:07.995 - Thank you. 278 00:13:07.995 --> 00:13:09.580 - [Jack] Good luck. 279 00:13:11.707 --> 00:13:13.125 (80s music) 280 00:13:13.125 --> 00:13:14.960 - This food is delicious. Try it. 281 00:13:16.378 --> 00:13:17.213 - No thanks. 282 00:13:18.130 --> 00:13:19.423 - Come on man, you know that tacos are 283 00:13:19.423 --> 00:13:21.091 the best food in the world. 284 00:13:21.091 --> 00:13:22.134 Guaranteed. 285 00:13:22.134 --> 00:13:23.761 You can Google it. 286 00:13:23.761 --> 00:13:26.430 - Listen, what we need to do is focus on 287 00:13:26.430 --> 00:13:27.681 how to find this guy. 288 00:13:28.724 --> 00:13:31.310 I mean, this city is so big. How are we gonna find him? 289 00:13:31.310 --> 00:13:35.022 - Don't worry man. We'll find him. Trust me. 290 00:13:36.941 --> 00:13:38.734 - Jesus Christ. 291 00:13:38.734 --> 00:13:41.654 Take it easy on the tacos amigo. 292 00:13:42.571 --> 00:13:44.198 [Murphy] Oh my God. 293 00:13:44.198 --> 00:13:45.032 - [Mark] What? 294 00:13:45.032 --> 00:13:46.200 - [Murphy] That's him. 295 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:46.992 - Who? 296 00:13:46.992 --> 00:13:49.745 - The - The guy in the picture. That's him. 297 00:13:49.745 --> 00:13:50.579 [Murphy] Damn. 298 00:13:50.579 --> 00:13:52.331 - Holy chickenshit crap. 299 00:13:52.331 --> 00:13:53.457 It's our lucky day, man. 300 00:13:54.750 --> 00:13:56.377 - Excuse me, sir. 301 00:13:57.419 --> 00:13:58.921 I want to ask you a few questions. 302 00:13:59.922 --> 00:14:01.924 Suspect on the run. Suspect on the run. 303 00:14:01.924 --> 00:14:04.468 - Hey, get in the car. Get in the car. Come on, let's go. 304 00:14:04.468 --> 00:14:05.302 Let's take the car. 305 00:14:12.935 --> 00:14:14.228 Man. 306 00:14:14.228 --> 00:14:15.688 The renegade is dead. This is heavy. 307 00:14:16.647 --> 00:14:19.775 - I knew it. This piece of shit is gonna ruin the case. 308 00:14:22.528 --> 00:14:24.154 (grunting) 309 00:14:24.154 --> 00:14:26.240 - What the hell are you doing? 310 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:28.409 - Oh, it worked in the movie, right? 311 00:14:28.409 --> 00:14:29.368 Let's go on foot. 312 00:14:29.368 --> 00:14:30.160 Let's go on foot. 313 00:14:31.328 --> 00:14:32.621 (video game beeps) 314 00:14:36.584 --> 00:14:37.418 (80s music) 315 00:14:41.338 --> 00:14:42.590 - [Man] I just paid for them! 316 00:14:42.590 --> 00:14:43.424 - [Mark] LAPD, LAPD 317 00:14:43.424 --> 00:14:44.258 - [Murphy] We have some change. 318 00:14:44.258 --> 00:14:45.801 - We don't have time, we don't have time! 319 00:14:45.801 --> 00:14:47.887 Come on, let's go Murphy. 320 00:14:54.727 --> 00:14:56.562 - Let's go. 321 00:14:56.562 --> 00:14:57.938 - Shit man. 322 00:14:57.938 --> 00:14:58.772 Too fast. 323 00:14:58.772 --> 00:14:59.607 Wait for me. 324 00:15:01.525 --> 00:15:02.359 - Go! Go! 325 00:15:05.070 --> 00:15:05.905 - He's getting away. 326 00:15:06.906 --> 00:15:08.866 Now. What are we gonna do? 327 00:15:09.992 --> 00:15:11.535 - Damn it! 328 00:15:11.535 --> 00:15:12.703 - Shit. 329 00:15:12.703 --> 00:15:13.704 - Hey, are you Jose? 330 00:15:13.704 --> 00:15:14.538 - What? 331 00:15:14.538 --> 00:15:15.915 - I'm your Uber driver. 332 00:15:15.915 --> 00:15:16.749 - Cool. 333 00:15:23.547 --> 00:15:24.798 - Follow that white car. 334 00:15:25.424 --> 00:15:26.425 - I'm sorry. I don't just take 335 00:15:26.425 --> 00:15:27.384 you wherever you tell me to go. 336 00:15:27.384 --> 00:15:29.219 You gotta put the address in like everybody else. 337 00:15:29.219 --> 00:15:30.387 I'm not a taxi. 338 00:15:30.387 --> 00:15:31.388 - Come on. 339 00:15:31.388 --> 00:15:32.222 Do you take lead? Go! 340 00:15:32.222 --> 00:15:33.891 - What the Fuck! 341 00:15:33.891 --> 00:15:35.184 - LAPD. Let's go. 342 00:15:35.184 --> 00:15:37.478 - [Sean] What the fuck is going on here. What is this? 343 00:15:37.478 --> 00:15:39.855 - I'm Detective Valentine. This is my helper Murphy. 344 00:15:40.606 --> 00:15:43.525 - Helper! I'm your damn partner. 345 00:15:43.525 --> 00:15:44.860 - [Mark] Hey, relax man. 346 00:15:44.860 --> 00:15:46.028 You need to buy me a drink first 347 00:15:46.028 --> 00:15:47.321 and then we'll see what happens. 348 00:15:48.530 --> 00:15:51.200 Hey, right here. Stop! 349 00:15:51.200 --> 00:15:52.534 Wait for us here. Okay? 350 00:15:52.534 --> 00:15:53.953 - Hell no. I'm leaving dude. 351 00:15:54.828 --> 00:15:57.831 - Okay, leave. But don't expect a good review from us. 352 00:15:57.831 --> 00:16:00.751 - Screw you guys. You give me one star. I don't care. 353 00:16:00.751 --> 00:16:02.294 - [Murphy] I'll give you half a star! 354 00:16:02.294 --> 00:16:04.004 and I'm will write a complaint. 355 00:16:04.004 --> 00:16:05.214 (rock music) 356 00:16:17.309 --> 00:16:18.978 - [Ricky] Hey, you're finally here. 357 00:16:18.978 --> 00:16:20.688 A little late, but it's okay. 358 00:16:20.688 --> 00:16:21.689 We're gonna have some fun. 359 00:16:22.731 --> 00:16:24.191 - Sir. We need to find a man 360 00:16:24.191 --> 00:16:26.318 that is in this house. It's urgent. 361 00:16:26.318 --> 00:16:27.736 - Relax my chocolate man. 362 00:16:27.736 --> 00:16:30.114 I know you want to have fun with the man. 363 00:16:30.114 --> 00:16:31.448 - Hey what the hell are you talking about? 364 00:16:31.448 --> 00:16:33.409 Don't you see our big guns? 365 00:16:33.409 --> 00:16:35.411 - I see the packages you got Latin lover. 366 00:16:35.411 --> 00:16:36.245 I see them well. 367 00:16:36.245 --> 00:16:38.372 You mean, you're not the porn 368 00:16:38.372 --> 00:16:39.832 actors for our porn movie 369 00:16:39.832 --> 00:16:42.042 In and out double meat please? 370 00:16:42.042 --> 00:16:43.711 - What are you talking about? We are not. 371 00:16:43.711 --> 00:16:46.463 - You need to get out of our way and let us work. 372 00:16:47.381 --> 00:16:48.424 - [Criminal] Oh my God! 373 00:16:59.101 --> 00:16:59.935 (Wilhelm scream) 374 00:17:01.729 --> 00:17:02.563 (video game beeps) 375 00:17:07.484 --> 00:17:08.318 - Let's go. 376 00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:10.154 Don't move. 377 00:17:15.409 --> 00:17:16.243 We need to save him. Come on. 378 00:17:16.243 --> 00:17:17.077 - How? 379 00:17:17.077 --> 00:17:18.287 - go, go, go. 380 00:17:18.287 --> 00:17:19.121 Hold my gun. 381 00:17:19.121 --> 00:17:19.955 - Oh, shoot. 382 00:17:19.955 --> 00:17:20.789 Damn it. 383 00:17:29.923 --> 00:17:31.508 - Come on man. Go. Go. 384 00:17:31.508 --> 00:17:32.342 - Okay. 385 00:17:33.802 --> 00:17:34.845 You know what? 386 00:17:34.845 --> 00:17:35.971 Why don't you go? 387 00:17:35.971 --> 00:17:37.639 - no, come on. 388 00:17:41.018 --> 00:17:42.686 Come on man. Help me. 389 00:17:42.686 --> 00:17:43.520 - Come on. 390 00:17:47.441 --> 00:17:48.275 - Oh, damn it. 391 00:17:50.778 --> 00:17:51.653 - Heavy! 392 00:17:51.653 --> 00:17:52.488 Come on. 393 00:17:55.365 --> 00:17:56.742 (grunting) 394 00:17:58.202 --> 00:17:59.203 - Oh shoot. 395 00:18:02.831 --> 00:18:03.665 - I think he's dead. 396 00:18:03.665 --> 00:18:05.918 - Why did you have to kill him? 397 00:18:05.918 --> 00:18:07.586 - He was shooting at us. 398 00:18:07.586 --> 00:18:09.129 - Shoot him in the leg. I shot him in the leg. 399 00:18:09.129 --> 00:18:10.214 Why didn't you shoot him in the leg? 400 00:18:11.173 --> 00:18:13.717 - Well, I didn't shoot to his leg. 401 00:18:13.717 --> 00:18:14.635 (funny sound) 402 00:18:14.635 --> 00:18:17.304 - You know what? I'm getting tired of you 403 00:18:17.304 --> 00:18:20.015 and your non-professional, childish behavior. 404 00:18:20.015 --> 00:18:22.351 It's like all you're good for is eating tacos. 405 00:18:22.351 --> 00:18:23.185 - What? 406 00:18:23.185 --> 00:18:24.311 - Find yourself another partner! 407 00:18:25.521 --> 00:18:27.773 - Hell out here. 408 00:18:27.773 --> 00:18:28.607 (trumpet) 409 00:18:30.567 --> 00:18:32.027 - Okay. Wait. We have time. 410 00:18:33.278 --> 00:18:37.116 - [Mark] How are you? My two favorite senior citizens. 411 00:18:37.116 --> 00:18:38.408 - Well, look who is here. 412 00:18:38.408 --> 00:18:39.243 - [Mark] I'm here! 413 00:18:39.243 --> 00:18:40.661 Hey Dad, I brought you that. 414 00:18:41.912 --> 00:18:44.081 - That, that's fine. That's fine. 415 00:18:44.081 --> 00:18:45.749 - Mom, I love you. 416 00:18:45.749 --> 00:18:47.376 I brought you this kisses. 417 00:18:47.376 --> 00:18:48.502 - Oh, kisses. 418 00:18:50.087 --> 00:18:50.921 - Kisses. 419 00:18:52.381 --> 00:18:54.591 So we were doing good until you showed up. 420 00:18:55.926 --> 00:18:58.428 - Stop it. LOL. We are doing very well. 421 00:18:58.428 --> 00:19:00.180 You know how your father is kidding. 422 00:19:00.180 --> 00:19:01.557 - [Mark] Yeah, I know. That's why he love this 423 00:19:01.557 --> 00:19:02.599 little white cotton head. 424 00:19:03.475 --> 00:19:05.519 Because he loves to give me a hard time. 425 00:19:05.519 --> 00:19:07.312 But he really loves me. 426 00:19:07.312 --> 00:19:08.147 - I do? 427 00:19:09.731 --> 00:19:10.983 - [Mark] Hmm. Well I hope. 428 00:19:10.983 --> 00:19:12.401 - Why are you sad? 429 00:19:12.401 --> 00:19:14.653 - Because, I just had a fight with my partner. 430 00:19:14.653 --> 00:19:16.488 - That's because nobody likes you. 431 00:19:16.488 --> 00:19:18.490 - That's what he said. 432 00:19:18.490 --> 00:19:19.616 - It's a him? 433 00:19:19.616 --> 00:19:20.450 - [Mark] Yeah. 434 00:19:20.450 --> 00:19:21.285 - Are you gay? 435 00:19:21.285 --> 00:19:23.579 - I mean, my police job partner. 436 00:19:23.579 --> 00:19:25.747 The fresh prince of L.A. 437 00:19:26.832 --> 00:19:28.542 - You're always screwing up anyway. 438 00:19:29.459 --> 00:19:31.670 - Do you know that's not good for your heart. 439 00:19:31.670 --> 00:19:33.630 - You are not good for my heart. 440 00:19:33.630 --> 00:19:35.549 And you brought this to me, anyway. 441 00:19:36.425 --> 00:19:40.387 - I gotta go because I have a new very important mission. 442 00:19:41.513 --> 00:19:43.348 - Mission. What is it? 443 00:19:43.348 --> 00:19:46.560 - Sorry mom. If I tell you I will have to shoot you 444 00:19:46.560 --> 00:19:48.312 and then I won't go to heaven. 445 00:19:48.312 --> 00:19:50.147 - You're going to shoot your mother. 446 00:19:50.147 --> 00:19:51.481 Well, if I go to heaven 447 00:19:51.481 --> 00:19:54.026 and I see you there, I'd be very surprised. 448 00:19:54.026 --> 00:19:55.027 - Oh, stop it. 449 00:19:55.027 --> 00:19:55.903 Of course he's going to heaven. 450 00:19:55.903 --> 00:19:57.321 He's a cop. They're the good guys. 451 00:19:57.321 --> 00:19:59.573 - Ugh. Don't even get me started on that one. 452 00:19:59.573 --> 00:20:02.492 - Gotta go. Okay. Love you. Bye-Bye. 453 00:20:02.492 --> 00:20:03.619 - Love you. 454 00:20:03.619 --> 00:20:05.120 - Love you. 455 00:20:05.120 --> 00:20:06.830 What is up with you? 456 00:20:06.830 --> 00:20:08.457 Of course he's gonna go to heaven 457 00:20:08.457 --> 00:20:10.542 and you'd be happy to see him there if you make it there. 458 00:20:11.418 --> 00:20:13.212 - Well, we'll see. But, I kid with him 459 00:20:13.212 --> 00:20:15.047 because I love him so much. 460 00:20:15.047 --> 00:20:15.881 You know that. 461 00:20:15.881 --> 00:20:16.715 - I do. 462 00:20:16.715 --> 00:20:17.549 - You know that darling. 463 00:20:17.549 --> 00:20:18.383 - right? 464 00:20:18.383 --> 00:20:19.218 - I love him. 465 00:20:19.218 --> 00:20:20.010 Mm. 466 00:20:20.010 --> 00:20:21.470 - Little white cotton head. 467 00:20:21.470 --> 00:20:22.971 - Oh, he's such an idiot though. 468 00:20:22.971 --> 00:20:25.140 - No. Oh my God. It's our son. 469 00:20:25.807 --> 00:20:26.975 - Don't remind me. 470 00:20:26.975 --> 00:20:27.809 - Oh 471 00:20:28.644 --> 00:20:29.478 (rock music) 472 00:20:36.235 --> 00:20:38.528 - Howdy partner. How you doing amigo? 473 00:20:38.528 --> 00:20:40.948 - Don't touch me. I'm not your partner. 474 00:20:40.948 --> 00:20:42.115 - Yes you are. For better 475 00:20:42.115 --> 00:20:43.450 or worse till death do us part. 476 00:20:45.035 --> 00:20:47.746 Here, I brought you this. Eat it. 477 00:20:50.290 --> 00:20:52.042 - I'm not hungry. 478 00:20:52.042 --> 00:20:54.253 - Chilax. Amigo. 479 00:20:54.253 --> 00:20:56.129 - [Detective Andrade] Valentine, Jackson. 480 00:20:56.129 --> 00:20:57.839 Let's go. Captain wants to see you. 481 00:20:59.549 --> 00:21:00.384 - What did you do now? 482 00:21:00.384 --> 00:21:01.218 - What did I do? 483 00:21:01.218 --> 00:21:02.803 I didn't do nothing. 484 00:21:02.803 --> 00:21:05.264 [Murphy] Right now we're about to see Captain. Get serious 485 00:21:06.390 --> 00:21:08.183 - Ladies first. 486 00:21:08.183 --> 00:21:09.017 - [Detective Andrade] Go. 487 00:21:15.190 --> 00:21:19.736 - Listen guys, the map that you gave us, was right on. 488 00:21:19.736 --> 00:21:21.488 It was very accurate. 489 00:21:21.488 --> 00:21:23.782 So you guys need to go back out there. 490 00:21:23.782 --> 00:21:26.076 If you need swat, you need any kind 491 00:21:26.076 --> 00:21:27.577 of support, you let me know. 492 00:21:28.412 --> 00:21:30.622 Why are you dressed like idiots? 493 00:21:30.622 --> 00:21:33.208 This isn't the fucking disco tech. 494 00:21:33.208 --> 00:21:35.836 And what are you, are you like auditioning for 495 00:21:36.753 --> 00:21:38.714 Miami Vice Makeover? 496 00:21:38.714 --> 00:21:39.756 - Lemme tell you something. 497 00:21:39.756 --> 00:21:43.010 This is how detectives dress in Europe right now. 498 00:21:43.010 --> 00:21:45.262 You don't know anything. 499 00:21:45.262 --> 00:21:47.931 - No, but I do know one thing. 500 00:21:47.931 --> 00:21:51.601 We are in Los Angeles. Now get out 501 00:21:51.601 --> 00:21:53.312 and make sure that you're wearing badges 502 00:21:53.312 --> 00:21:54.813 because they might shoot you. 503 00:21:55.731 --> 00:21:56.898 Go, go, go. 504 00:21:57.816 --> 00:21:59.318 - [Mark] Yes sir. 505 00:21:59.318 --> 00:22:00.777 - These two guys, I don't know 506 00:22:00.777 --> 00:22:04.865 how they're gonna do it, but they better find her. 507 00:22:04.865 --> 00:22:06.366 'cause I have to deal with an ex-wife. 508 00:22:07.868 --> 00:22:09.161 (drums) 509 00:22:16.251 --> 00:22:17.794 (rock music) 510 00:22:25.385 --> 00:22:26.219 ♪ Yeah ♪ 511 00:22:28.138 --> 00:22:29.514 (tense music) 512 00:22:35.312 --> 00:22:36.146 - Shit. 513 00:22:36.146 --> 00:22:36.980 - Drop the gun. 514 00:22:47.074 --> 00:22:48.784 Start walking. 515 00:23:02.089 --> 00:23:02.964 - Fuck! 516 00:23:04.091 --> 00:23:04.925 Mierda! 517 00:23:07.677 --> 00:23:08.512 - Fucking. 518 00:23:08.512 --> 00:23:09.429 - All your fault. 519 00:23:09.429 --> 00:23:10.555 - Man, your fault. 520 00:23:10.555 --> 00:23:12.474 [Mark] What are you doing here? 521 00:23:12.474 --> 00:23:13.475 (grunting) 522 00:23:13.475 --> 00:23:14.726 [Mark] Fucking asshole. 523 00:23:14.726 --> 00:23:15.977 - Who do you think set up the ambush? 524 00:23:15.977 --> 00:23:18.063 - [Mark] You son of a bitch! I thought you were dead. 525 00:23:20.565 --> 00:23:22.442 - [Agent Suffering] Well, well, well, 526 00:23:23.610 --> 00:23:26.446 The dynamic duo is here. 527 00:23:26.446 --> 00:23:29.825 The brownie and the chocolate. 528 00:23:29.825 --> 00:23:31.701 - How did you know we were coming? 529 00:23:31.701 --> 00:23:35.038 - Oh, let me give you an advice. Amigo. 530 00:23:36.915 --> 00:23:39.209 Don't trust your girlfriend's girlfriend. 531 00:23:39.209 --> 00:23:40.669 - I know she doesn't like me, man. 532 00:23:40.669 --> 00:23:42.045 - Nobody likes you. 533 00:23:42.045 --> 00:23:42.879 - Shut up! 534 00:23:42.879 --> 00:23:46.550 - Now, you are going to go to the police heaven. 535 00:23:55.600 --> 00:23:56.435 (grunting) 536 00:23:59.646 --> 00:24:00.480 (grunting) 537 00:24:03.275 --> 00:24:04.109 (grunting) 538 00:24:09.364 --> 00:24:10.198 (out of ammo) 539 00:24:15.787 --> 00:24:18.415 - Gimme five man! Let's go! 540 00:24:18.415 --> 00:24:19.249 (video game beep) 541 00:24:19.249 --> 00:24:21.126 Yeah, amigo back. Let's go. 542 00:24:21.126 --> 00:24:24.379 - [Murphy] Give me my gun you broke bootleg wrestler. 543 00:24:24.379 --> 00:24:26.006 (Wilhelm scream) 544 00:24:26.006 --> 00:24:27.299 - Shit, lets go. 545 00:24:28.592 --> 00:24:29.426 (gun loading) 546 00:24:34.598 --> 00:24:37.726 - Interruptions, interruptions. Interruptions. 547 00:24:39.478 --> 00:24:40.770 Yes! 548 00:24:40.770 --> 00:24:41.605 Oh! 549 00:24:43.190 --> 00:24:44.024 Pray, tell. 550 00:24:44.941 --> 00:24:46.526 Who the hell are you? 551 00:24:46.526 --> 00:24:48.570 - I'm Detective Valentine, 552 00:24:48.570 --> 00:24:51.740 and this is my partner Murphy Jackson. 553 00:24:54.534 --> 00:24:55.494 - You're under arrest! 554 00:24:56.495 --> 00:24:57.454 - You got all the way up here 555 00:24:57.454 --> 00:24:58.622 by yourselves, boys. 556 00:24:59.831 --> 00:25:03.251 My people, my boys were not good enough to stop you. 557 00:25:03.251 --> 00:25:04.836 Stupid. 558 00:25:04.836 --> 00:25:06.546 Actually, to get to me. 559 00:25:06.546 --> 00:25:09.341 There's one final little challenge. 560 00:25:09.341 --> 00:25:13.678 Just one little challenge. Meet my little friend. 561 00:25:16.473 --> 00:25:17.516 - I'm going to break you. 562 00:25:22.687 --> 00:25:25.857 - Okay man, I will take care of him. You look tired. 563 00:25:25.857 --> 00:25:28.193 - Yeah. Yeah. You take care of that. 564 00:25:28.193 --> 00:25:30.445 - [Murphy] What do we need this for? 565 00:25:30.445 --> 00:25:31.279 - Okay, buddy. 566 00:25:34.115 --> 00:25:35.784 Fuck! 567 00:25:35.784 --> 00:25:36.785 On a second thought. 568 00:25:36.785 --> 00:25:37.786 Help me! 569 00:25:44.209 --> 00:25:45.752 - [video game character] Finish him! 570 00:25:45.752 --> 00:25:47.420 (trash talking) 571 00:25:49.798 --> 00:25:50.799 - [Video game Character] Impressive!. 572 00:25:50.799 --> 00:25:52.217 - Where's the girl? 573 00:25:52.217 --> 00:25:53.635 - I am not going to give you the girl 574 00:25:53.635 --> 00:25:55.095 until you pay me. 575 00:25:55.095 --> 00:25:56.304 Bring the girl please. 576 00:25:56.304 --> 00:25:57.222 Here she is. 577 00:25:57.222 --> 00:25:59.766 - The entire LA police department is on its way. 578 00:25:59.766 --> 00:26:01.309 What are you going to do about it? 579 00:26:01.309 --> 00:26:02.894 - I'm going to kill you. 580 00:26:02.894 --> 00:26:06.439 I am a very busy man, and I actually have another job. 581 00:26:06.439 --> 00:26:07.983 - What is your first job? 582 00:26:07.983 --> 00:26:11.403 - Well, my first job is a bit of a secret, 583 00:26:11.403 --> 00:26:13.071 and I'm not gonna tell you. 584 00:26:13.071 --> 00:26:13.905 - I hate you! 585 00:26:15.198 --> 00:26:16.533 You traitor. 586 00:26:16.533 --> 00:26:18.660 - I love you too, Papi. 587 00:26:18.660 --> 00:26:19.619 - [Mark] Whatever. 588 00:26:19.619 --> 00:26:21.413 You and us right now. 589 00:26:22.664 --> 00:26:24.082 - [Professor Malevolent] Let me take the Versace off. 590 00:26:24.082 --> 00:26:24.916 - You go first. 591 00:26:24.916 --> 00:26:26.084 - Let's go boys. 592 00:26:28.461 --> 00:26:29.671 (grunting) 593 00:26:34.593 --> 00:26:35.427 (grunting) 594 00:26:41.182 --> 00:26:42.601 (trash talking) 595 00:26:50.400 --> 00:26:51.234 (video game beep) 596 00:26:52.402 --> 00:26:53.737 - Okay. You! 597 00:26:53.737 --> 00:26:55.030 Release the girl. 598 00:26:55.030 --> 00:26:55.864 - In your dreams. 599 00:26:56.740 --> 00:26:57.574 - Do it now! 600 00:27:00.243 --> 00:27:01.411 - [Detective Romanov] I'll see you again. 601 00:27:01.953 --> 00:27:03.622 (rock music) 602 00:27:03.622 --> 00:27:05.624 - [Murphy] Hear those footsteps? 603 00:27:05.624 --> 00:27:07.042 - They are here for you! 604 00:27:07.042 --> 00:27:09.002 Arrest her, arrest her right now! 605 00:27:11.171 --> 00:27:13.048 - [Detective Romanov] You will pay for it! 606 00:27:13.048 --> 00:27:14.090 - You did it. I know 607 00:27:14.090 --> 00:27:15.425 I could count on you. You're the best. 608 00:27:16.343 --> 00:27:17.385 - I know. 609 00:27:17.385 --> 00:27:20.305 - Thank you for rescuing me. I was so scared. 610 00:27:20.305 --> 00:27:21.848 - Your dad will be here any minute. 611 00:27:21.848 --> 00:27:22.849 Let's go 612 00:27:22.849 --> 00:27:24.100 (sad music) 613 00:27:26.895 --> 00:27:28.063 - You are alive! 614 00:27:28.063 --> 00:27:29.606 You saved the Captain's Daughter. 615 00:27:29.606 --> 00:27:30.440 - Yeah, I did. 616 00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:31.441 - You saved us from the crime. 617 00:27:31.441 --> 00:27:32.275 - Yeah. I did. 618 00:27:32.275 --> 00:27:33.276 Like always. 619 00:27:33.276 --> 00:27:34.611 hey, hey, hey, 620 00:27:34.611 --> 00:27:35.445 relax Murphy! 621 00:27:35.445 --> 00:27:36.780 Hey you! 622 00:27:36.780 --> 00:27:37.739 - You so you didn't die. 623 00:27:37.739 --> 00:27:38.740 - No, I didn't. 624 00:27:41.701 --> 00:27:43.620 - [Murphy] She betrayed our whole department. 625 00:27:43.620 --> 00:27:44.454 Damn. 626 00:27:44.454 --> 00:27:45.455 Arrest her! 627 00:27:49.876 --> 00:27:50.710 - Turn around. 628 00:27:54.756 --> 00:27:55.757 - Let's go. 629 00:27:57.926 --> 00:27:59.552 (Team of two song) 630 00:28:01.805 --> 00:28:03.014 - Get off of me! 631 00:28:03.014 --> 00:28:04.849 - Hey, what's wrong with you, man? 632 00:28:04.849 --> 00:28:06.810 We almost died together today. 633 00:28:06.810 --> 00:28:08.311 - Yeah. And you almost got killed 634 00:28:08.311 --> 00:28:09.938 by a karate midget and a girl. 635 00:28:11.481 --> 00:28:13.274 - You're fucking right man. 636 00:28:13.274 --> 00:28:17.153 - Well, maybe you wasn't a bad partner after all. 637 00:28:17.153 --> 00:28:19.698 But I can't work with you again. 638 00:28:19.698 --> 00:28:20.907 - Why not? 639 00:28:20.907 --> 00:28:24.160 - See my partner gotta know how to hoop. 640 00:28:24.160 --> 00:28:26.079 My partner's gotta know how to ball. 641 00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:28.331 You know what I'm saying? You got no skills. 642 00:28:29.040 --> 00:28:31.084 - How do you know that? You know they call me the 643 00:28:31.084 --> 00:28:32.794 Mexican Michael Jordan. 644 00:28:32.794 --> 00:28:37.340 - Oh, okay. Mexican Michael Jordan. Bring it on. 645 00:28:37.340 --> 00:28:38.758 - Let's go right now. 646 00:28:38.758 --> 00:28:40.051 - Let's do it. 647 00:28:40.051 --> 00:28:40.885 - Let's go. Don't push me. 648 00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:42.721 - Don't push me! 649 00:28:43.096 --> 00:28:44.013 - I'm going to dunk on you. 650 00:28:44.013 --> 00:28:44.848 - I'm gonna teach you. 651 00:28:44.848 --> 00:28:46.516 - Watch me. I'm gonna dunk on your head. 652 00:28:46.516 --> 00:28:47.559 - [Mark] Yeah, whatever. 653 00:28:50.145 --> 00:28:50.979 ♪ Yeah ♪ 654 00:28:53.314 --> 00:28:54.691 (80s music) 655 00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:00.655 - I thought you was gonna stay home crying. 656 00:29:00.655 --> 00:29:02.157 Can't believe you made it. 657 00:29:02.157 --> 00:29:03.575 - Come on, man. 658 00:29:03.575 --> 00:29:04.659 Just because you're black doesn't mean 659 00:29:04.659 --> 00:29:06.202 you're better player than me. 660 00:29:06.202 --> 00:29:07.495 - Maybe. 661 00:29:07.495 --> 00:29:09.456 - You know Mexicans can jump too. 662 00:29:09.456 --> 00:29:11.166 Lemme show you something. 663 00:29:11.166 --> 00:29:12.167 - What you got. 664 00:29:12.167 --> 00:29:13.460 What you, what you got? Huh? 665 00:29:13.460 --> 00:29:15.587 - [Murphy] Oh, dirty Mexican. 666 00:29:15.587 --> 00:29:18.214 - [Trump impression] You sound like President Trump. 667 00:29:18.214 --> 00:29:20.842 Terrific. You're fired! 668 00:29:20.842 --> 00:29:22.761 I'm gonna dunk so hard on you 669 00:29:22.761 --> 00:29:24.763 that your dog is gonna die. Man. 670 00:29:24.763 --> 00:29:25.805 - I don't even have a dog. 671 00:29:25.805 --> 00:29:27.974 - This is a Magic Johnson move. 672 00:29:30.769 --> 00:29:31.603 (screaming) 673 00:29:32.896 --> 00:29:34.105 (cellphone ringing) 674 00:29:34.105 --> 00:29:35.356 Ah. Wait, wait. 675 00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:38.234 (video game beep) 676 00:29:38.234 --> 00:29:40.695 Detective Valentine. Okay! 677 00:29:40.695 --> 00:29:41.529 - What happened? 678 00:29:41.529 --> 00:29:42.363 - Crap. 679 00:29:42.363 --> 00:29:45.033 Where are the keys? Let's go. 680 00:29:45.033 --> 00:29:46.367 (rock music) 681 00:29:54.042 --> 00:29:55.585 - Just put it at 88 miles per hour, 682 00:29:55.585 --> 00:29:57.670 so we can make it in time. 683 00:29:57.670 --> 00:29:58.922 - Okay. Yeah. I like that. 684 00:30:01.299 --> 00:30:02.133 Okay. Let's go! 685 00:30:03.009 --> 00:30:05.011 - What the hell is that? 686 00:30:05.011 --> 00:30:06.638 - Hey, this is a low budget movie, man. 687 00:30:06.638 --> 00:30:07.639 What do you expect? 688 00:30:08.890 --> 00:30:11.226 (police siren) 689 00:30:11.226 --> 00:30:13.311 - [Narrator] It looks like this is the end 690 00:30:13.311 --> 00:30:14.479 of this fun adventure. 691 00:30:14.479 --> 00:30:15.939 Would we see them again? 692 00:30:19.275 --> 00:30:20.735 (phone ringing) 693 00:30:24.322 --> 00:30:25.824 - Detective Valentine. 694 00:30:25.824 --> 00:30:26.866 - Mark. 695 00:30:26.866 --> 00:30:29.118 This is Captain Johnson from LAPD headquarters. 696 00:30:29.118 --> 00:30:30.411 - What's going on? 697 00:30:30.411 --> 00:30:32.789 - Captain Dupree and his daughter have disappeared. 698 00:30:32.789 --> 00:30:34.582 His place was a mess, has blood everywhere, 699 00:30:34.582 --> 00:30:36.960 so he just assumed he's dead. 700 00:30:38.962 --> 00:30:40.046 (cigar falling) 701 00:30:40.046 --> 00:30:41.673 Murphy's missing too. 702 00:30:41.673 --> 00:30:43.633 We found his abandoned car on the street with it's gun, 703 00:30:43.633 --> 00:30:45.176 and badge, but no sign of him. 704 00:30:46.302 --> 00:30:47.136 - Murphy. 705 00:30:48.972 --> 00:30:50.265 - Many more from your department are 706 00:30:50.265 --> 00:30:52.267 also nowhere to be found. 707 00:30:52.267 --> 00:30:53.977 It's a bad day for the precinct pal. 708 00:30:55.770 --> 00:30:56.604 (gasping) 709 00:31:01.609 --> 00:31:02.443 (tense music) 710 00:31:04.821 --> 00:31:06.406 (dreaming harp) 711 00:31:09.701 --> 00:31:10.702 - Oh, nobody likes you. 712 00:31:10.702 --> 00:31:11.536 - Shut up. 713 00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:16.165 Wish me luck, Michael. 714 00:31:24.757 --> 00:31:26.384 (soft music) 715 00:31:39.939 --> 00:31:41.816 (high energy music) 716 00:31:52.368 --> 00:31:53.369 - Good job guys. 717 00:31:54.370 --> 00:31:55.288 Good job. 718 00:31:55.288 --> 00:31:56.706 (cellphone ringing) 719 00:32:00.209 --> 00:32:01.044 Yes! 720 00:32:01.044 --> 00:32:01.878 - Mark. 721 00:32:01.878 --> 00:32:03.296 We need to meet as soon as possible to figure out 722 00:32:03.296 --> 00:32:04.839 what the hell is going on. 723 00:32:04.839 --> 00:32:06.466 Take some action. Alright? 724 00:32:06.466 --> 00:32:08.092 - Yeah, I'll be there. 725 00:32:15.308 --> 00:32:16.559 (gasping) 726 00:32:16.559 --> 00:32:18.353 I guess I'm a team of one now. 727 00:32:23.316 --> 00:32:24.776 (soft music) 728 00:32:29.864 --> 00:32:30.698 (door opening) 729 00:32:34.118 --> 00:32:35.119 Hey girl. 730 00:32:36.371 --> 00:32:37.830 - Hello Detective. 731 00:32:37.830 --> 00:32:39.666 - I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 732 00:32:39.666 --> 00:32:42.043 I'm sure you heard what is going on with the captain 733 00:32:42.043 --> 00:32:44.754 and everything else, and you know 734 00:32:44.754 --> 00:32:46.506 you're very important to me, right? 735 00:32:46.506 --> 00:32:49.509 - I think you are fake and you don't mean 736 00:32:49.509 --> 00:32:51.844 any of that. Why don't you leave? 737 00:32:51.844 --> 00:32:52.720 - Okay, I'm leaving. 738 00:32:57.892 --> 00:32:58.726 - Mark! 739 00:32:58.726 --> 00:33:00.186 (whoosh) 740 00:33:00.186 --> 00:33:01.020 - Yeah. 741 00:33:01.020 --> 00:33:03.356 - You are important to me too. 742 00:33:05.233 --> 00:33:09.278 - Yes! Do you want to go and get a drink? Something to eat? 743 00:33:09.278 --> 00:33:10.947 Maybe shoot a bad guy. 744 00:33:10.947 --> 00:33:13.866 - No right now I don't feel like shooting anybody. 745 00:33:13.866 --> 00:33:18.121 But call me this week and I will have my gun ready. 746 00:33:18.121 --> 00:33:20.915 - We are gonna have a date. Okay. Just you and me, girl. 747 00:33:23.751 --> 00:33:25.420 - Bye. 748 00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:28.006 (rock music) 749 00:33:29.549 --> 00:33:31.509 - You two look alike. What? Are you related? 750 00:33:33.428 --> 00:33:34.971 - Come on. No way. 751 00:33:34.971 --> 00:33:35.805 - No. 752 00:33:36.806 --> 00:33:37.640 - Captain. 753 00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:44.647 - Thank you all for coming. I know it's been a tough time. 754 00:33:45.898 --> 00:33:48.568 But we need to keep at to get the bad guys. 755 00:33:48.568 --> 00:33:49.986 Now, some of you may not know yet, 756 00:33:49.986 --> 00:33:53.364 but I'm the new Captain in this department. 757 00:33:55.116 --> 00:33:57.285 (speaking portuguese) 758 00:33:57.285 --> 00:33:59.120 - What happened to Captain Dupree? 759 00:33:59.120 --> 00:34:01.289 - You don't want to know. We know he 760 00:34:01.289 --> 00:34:02.582 knew all about the plan. 761 00:34:02.582 --> 00:34:05.084 That's why his daughter was kidnapped and he was killed. 762 00:34:05.084 --> 00:34:06.377 It's because he knew too much. 763 00:34:06.377 --> 00:34:07.962 - Yeah. This is too dangerous now. 764 00:34:08.921 --> 00:34:11.090 - Hey, has anybody seen my gun? 765 00:34:11.090 --> 00:34:13.926 - Yeah, I think I saw it right over there. 766 00:34:13.926 --> 00:34:18.931 - Oh, here it is. Nobody puts my baby in the corner. 767 00:34:19.432 --> 00:34:21.559 - Who knows who might be next? 768 00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:24.687 - Well, maybe you or you. 769 00:34:24.687 --> 00:34:26.022 - What do we need to do? 770 00:34:26.022 --> 00:34:29.150 - According to our sources, the man responsible 771 00:34:29.150 --> 00:34:32.403 for all this mess is big boss tango. 772 00:34:32.403 --> 00:34:35.490 This is him. Now we need to find him and stop him. 773 00:34:35.490 --> 00:34:37.283 Before we are all history. This is the man. 774 00:34:45.333 --> 00:34:46.584 As I was saying. 775 00:34:46.584 --> 00:34:48.711 - [Officer Hernandez] Captain. What if they kill us? 776 00:34:48.711 --> 00:34:49.712 - He is a police officer. 777 00:34:50.755 --> 00:34:52.381 It's his job to know 778 00:34:52.381 --> 00:34:55.343 that he can be killed in any moment of any day 779 00:34:55.343 --> 00:34:57.386 in a heartbeat. It comes with the territory. 780 00:34:57.386 --> 00:34:58.387 Am I right, detective? 781 00:34:58.387 --> 00:34:59.764 - Alright. We're gonna have to start 782 00:34:59.764 --> 00:35:02.141 by finding big boss's right hand man. 783 00:35:02.141 --> 00:35:04.268 Tony. See what he knows. 784 00:35:04.268 --> 00:35:07.021 But first we should pay a little visit to Carlos. 785 00:35:07.021 --> 00:35:08.564 Maybe he can lead us to him. 786 00:35:17.782 --> 00:35:21.786 - I want to introduce Detective Silver and Detective Kapani. 787 00:35:21.786 --> 00:35:23.913 They're new here. You work on it. 788 00:35:23.913 --> 00:35:25.665 You bring him to me. Okay. 789 00:35:25.665 --> 00:35:26.624 - Okay, Sir. We're on it. 790 00:35:26.624 --> 00:35:28.209 - Oh, by the way, I didn't tell you guys, 791 00:35:28.209 --> 00:35:29.836 you're partners now. 792 00:35:29.836 --> 00:35:31.629 - Thank you, captain. We won't let you down. 793 00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:34.465 - [Captain Johnson] I want the two of you to 794 00:35:34.465 --> 00:35:35.883 investigate the leather man case. 795 00:35:37.218 --> 00:35:38.052 (speaking portuguese) 796 00:35:38.052 --> 00:35:39.220 - No, not you. 797 00:35:40.888 --> 00:35:41.722 You? 798 00:35:43.850 --> 00:35:44.851 - The Mayor is coming. 799 00:35:48.104 --> 00:35:48.938 The Mayor. 800 00:35:50.565 --> 00:35:51.399 (trumpet) 801 00:35:53.442 --> 00:35:54.944 - [Captain Johnson] Oh, Madam Mayor. 802 00:35:56.028 --> 00:35:57.530 Such a pleasure. 803 00:35:58.406 --> 00:36:03.411 - How are you? I'm very happy to be here with you. 804 00:36:03.578 --> 00:36:06.831 And I want to ask you if you are going to vote 805 00:36:06.831 --> 00:36:08.374 for me, for Governor. 806 00:36:09.542 --> 00:36:11.752 Are you going to vote for me for governor? 807 00:36:11.752 --> 00:36:13.212 - Of course! 808 00:36:13.212 --> 00:36:14.046 - Yes! 809 00:36:15.631 --> 00:36:19.427 - Don't forget it, please. Thank you. Thank you. 810 00:36:19.427 --> 00:36:24.015 Your next Governor is the Queen Solecito Vazquez. 811 00:36:24.015 --> 00:36:25.308 - Bravo. Bravo. 812 00:36:29.187 --> 00:36:30.521 (phone ringing) 813 00:36:30.521 --> 00:36:32.565 - Mark Valentine! 814 00:36:32.565 --> 00:36:33.399 - Here! 815 00:36:34.775 --> 00:36:36.402 - You have a visitation. 816 00:36:36.402 --> 00:36:38.196 - Really? Okay. Thank you. 817 00:36:45.745 --> 00:36:48.206 You! What the hell are you doing here? 818 00:36:48.206 --> 00:36:50.875 - There's something you need to know. 819 00:36:50.875 --> 00:36:53.211 - Are you getting a divorce again? 820 00:36:53.211 --> 00:36:58.049 - Well, actually I'm moving to Holland 821 00:36:58.049 --> 00:37:00.259 with my new boyfriend. 822 00:37:00.259 --> 00:37:04.222 - Wow. That's so important. I'll try not to cry. 823 00:37:04.222 --> 00:37:05.973 - Just one more little thing. 824 00:37:05.973 --> 00:37:07.516 - What is it now? 825 00:37:08.684 --> 00:37:10.186 - You have a son! 826 00:37:10.186 --> 00:37:12.104 (funny trumpet) 827 00:37:12.104 --> 00:37:13.439 (dramatic music) 828 00:37:13.439 --> 00:37:14.732 - What? 829 00:37:16.943 --> 00:37:18.361 Are you fucking kidding me? 830 00:37:18.361 --> 00:37:21.572 - I'm serious. I got pregnant. 831 00:37:21.572 --> 00:37:24.492 I did not know what to do and I decided not to tell you. 832 00:37:24.492 --> 00:37:26.035 Because I hated you. 833 00:37:26.035 --> 00:37:27.745 Because you are an asshole! 834 00:37:30.081 --> 00:37:34.252 - Maybe I was a little bit. Where the hell is he now? 835 00:37:34.252 --> 00:37:35.086 - That's him. 836 00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:39.674 - No way. Him. 837 00:37:39.674 --> 00:37:43.219 We had a moment the other day, like a very special moment. 838 00:37:43.219 --> 00:37:46.264 I feel, I feel something, but, but why he's black? 839 00:37:46.264 --> 00:37:47.306 (funny trumpet) 840 00:37:48.307 --> 00:37:51.352 - Not him. Big dummy. Rico. 841 00:37:51.352 --> 00:37:52.687 - Rico. 842 00:37:52.687 --> 00:37:54.605 - Rico, come here. 843 00:37:59.610 --> 00:38:02.446 - Hey mom, what are you doing here? 844 00:38:02.446 --> 00:38:03.864 - Nothing. 845 00:38:03.864 --> 00:38:07.118 - Did you know Detective Valentine is the coolest detective 846 00:38:07.118 --> 00:38:08.202 in this department. 847 00:38:09.120 --> 00:38:12.623 - Really? Anyway, I got to go. 848 00:38:12.623 --> 00:38:15.334 - Okay, mom, I'll see you when I get back. 849 00:38:15.334 --> 00:38:16.627 - Maybe, maybe not. 850 00:38:22.258 --> 00:38:23.509 (phone ringing) 851 00:38:24.552 --> 00:38:26.762 - Hey sport. How are you? 852 00:38:28.180 --> 00:38:29.515 (phone ringing) 853 00:38:30.516 --> 00:38:32.852 Somebody's calling me. I gotta go. I gotta go. 854 00:38:35.563 --> 00:38:36.856 (news music) 855 00:38:39.317 --> 00:38:40.401 - We have several videos 856 00:38:40.401 --> 00:38:44.238 of a mysterious man involved in multiple crises. 857 00:38:44.238 --> 00:38:45.573 We don't know who he is. 858 00:38:45.573 --> 00:38:48.993 but he always seems to be wearing a black leather jacket. 859 00:38:48.993 --> 00:38:52.705 People on the internet call him the leather man. 860 00:38:52.705 --> 00:38:54.707 [News Anchor] The police want to interrogate him. 861 00:38:54.707 --> 00:38:57.084 If you have any information about this man, 862 00:38:57.084 --> 00:38:59.211 please call your local police department. 863 00:39:00.087 --> 00:39:01.964 - Who the hell is that fool? 864 00:39:01.964 --> 00:39:03.716 - I don't know who he is, 865 00:39:03.716 --> 00:39:05.301 but he better don't mess up with us. 866 00:39:07.595 --> 00:39:08.429 - Hey, you! 867 00:39:08.429 --> 00:39:09.263 - Yes, sir. 868 00:39:11.098 --> 00:39:12.725 - Thank you, ladies and gentlemen... 869 00:39:16.645 --> 00:39:19.106 for coming to this important meeting. 870 00:39:19.106 --> 00:39:22.860 As you know, very soon there's going 871 00:39:22.860 --> 00:39:24.737 to be a big plan. 872 00:39:24.737 --> 00:39:27.490 We're going to be rich, very rich. 873 00:39:29.533 --> 00:39:30.993 - What is that all about? 874 00:39:30.993 --> 00:39:32.620 - Yes. We don't know all the details. 875 00:39:34.205 --> 00:39:36.290 - Have you ever heard about creating a 876 00:39:36.290 --> 00:39:37.792 problem and knowing the solution? 877 00:39:40.336 --> 00:39:41.170 - Nope. 878 00:39:42.421 --> 00:39:44.882 - It's the same thing the 879 00:39:44.882 --> 00:39:49.178 governments do, but this time we are doing it to them. 880 00:39:49.178 --> 00:39:51.472 - We are creating a virus. 881 00:39:51.472 --> 00:39:53.849 That we can spread all around the world. 882 00:39:55.101 --> 00:39:56.435 We creating a pandemonic. 883 00:39:57.853 --> 00:40:00.398 And primero, we have the vaccine. 884 00:40:01.649 --> 00:40:03.901 Segundo, we just sit back... 885 00:40:07.988 --> 00:40:11.117 and charge the governments of the world. 886 00:40:11.117 --> 00:40:12.284 Billions of dollars. 887 00:40:15.246 --> 00:40:18.499 - That sounds so amazing, but it sounds complicated. 888 00:40:18.499 --> 00:40:20.418 - [Doctor Agnar] Not at all. Not at all. 889 00:40:20.418 --> 00:40:23.379 In this little suitcase, we have enough virus 890 00:40:23.379 --> 00:40:27.258 to spread all over the city and in a few weeks, the entire 891 00:40:27.258 --> 00:40:28.092 world! 892 00:40:32.054 --> 00:40:33.055 - Get to work! 893 00:40:37.768 --> 00:40:39.937 - [Mark] Hello, Hello, Hello. I'm here! 894 00:40:39.937 --> 00:40:41.897 - Look who is here. 895 00:40:41.897 --> 00:40:44.733 - Hey, great to see you. I love you. 896 00:40:44.733 --> 00:40:45.734 - We love you too. 897 00:40:45.734 --> 00:40:47.570 And we thank you for coming to visit us. 898 00:40:47.570 --> 00:40:50.364 - Yeah. We're always so happy to see you, honey. 899 00:40:50.364 --> 00:40:54.910 Okay, so I, I made enchiladas and spaghetti and bologna. 900 00:40:54.910 --> 00:40:57.788 You are Mexican, Italian. You must not forget your roots. 901 00:40:58.622 --> 00:41:00.499 - Speaking of bologna, I have something 902 00:41:00.499 --> 00:41:01.500 very important to tell you. 903 00:41:03.544 --> 00:41:07.381 I have a son who is an adult who's a detective, 904 00:41:07.381 --> 00:41:08.424 and now we work together. 905 00:41:09.341 --> 00:41:10.342 [Mark] What's new with you? 906 00:41:11.635 --> 00:41:15.306 - Oh, that is baloney. 907 00:41:16.557 --> 00:41:19.727 - What are you talking about? Why didn't you tell us? 908 00:41:19.727 --> 00:41:20.728 - Well, 909 00:41:20.728 --> 00:41:22.897 I didn't know. It's not my fault. 910 00:41:22.897 --> 00:41:26.192 - Not your fault. You put your pipi in her vagini. 911 00:41:26.192 --> 00:41:27.776 - [Mark] I've done that many times. 912 00:41:27.776 --> 00:41:31.030 It doesn't mean I'm gonna have kids because I do that. 913 00:41:31.030 --> 00:41:31.864 Hello! 914 00:41:31.864 --> 00:41:33.240 - Oh. 915 00:41:33.240 --> 00:41:35.159 - Well. How did you find out? 916 00:41:35.159 --> 00:41:37.786 - [Mark] Well, his mother just showed up at work 917 00:41:37.786 --> 00:41:38.621 and told me. 918 00:41:39.955 --> 00:41:42.917 - And what are you going to do about it, bad father? 919 00:41:44.877 --> 00:41:46.003 - I don't know. 920 00:41:48.672 --> 00:41:50.633 - We are going to invite him here 921 00:41:50.633 --> 00:41:52.176 and we will get to know him. 922 00:41:52.176 --> 00:41:55.137 - I'll bring him soon. Maybe. I don't know. 923 00:41:56.305 --> 00:41:58.641 (latin music) 924 00:42:09.109 --> 00:42:10.152 - They are going to celebrate it. 925 00:42:13.948 --> 00:42:15.032 - Dad, now you! 926 00:42:15.032 --> 00:42:16.534 - No, no, no. No. I can't. 927 00:42:16.534 --> 00:42:18.994 I can't dance. I can't dance. 928 00:42:18.994 --> 00:42:21.747 - You know how to dance. You taught me everything. 929 00:42:21.747 --> 00:42:23.832 (latin music) 930 00:42:23.832 --> 00:42:24.667 - I love you, son. 931 00:42:32.466 --> 00:42:34.134 - Okay, I gotta go. Okay. 932 00:42:34.134 --> 00:42:34.969 - Bye son. Yeah. 933 00:42:34.969 --> 00:42:36.428 - Love you. Love you. 934 00:42:36.428 --> 00:42:38.389 - Bye adios. We love you. 935 00:42:39.765 --> 00:42:41.183 - Pronto. And I mean it. 936 00:42:41.183 --> 00:42:42.059 - Hey, Captain. 937 00:42:42.059 --> 00:42:42.893 - Mark. 938 00:42:44.061 --> 00:42:45.104 (phone ringing) 939 00:42:45.104 --> 00:42:46.188 - How you doing? 940 00:42:46.188 --> 00:42:48.357 - Mark. We're looking for a new partner for you. 941 00:42:48.357 --> 00:42:49.608 I know you like working alone, 942 00:42:49.608 --> 00:42:51.527 but this mission is very important 943 00:42:51.527 --> 00:42:54.321 and you'll need all the help you can possibly get. 944 00:42:55.322 --> 00:42:56.156 - You got it. 945 00:42:56.156 --> 00:42:57.616 - You're gonna start tomorrow. 946 00:42:57.616 --> 00:43:00.411 How do you feel about that? 947 00:43:00.411 --> 00:43:03.789 - There will never be anyone like Murphy. 948 00:43:03.789 --> 00:43:05.833 - You're right about that pal. 949 00:43:05.833 --> 00:43:07.126 - He was the best. 950 00:43:08.961 --> 00:43:10.212 - Irreplaceable. 951 00:43:13.507 --> 00:43:16.594 - Okay, gotta go. Good to see you. I'll see you soon. 952 00:43:18.762 --> 00:43:20.431 (80s music) 953 00:43:21.682 --> 00:43:22.891 - Hello. 954 00:43:22.891 --> 00:43:25.019 I am Detective Drummond. Nice to meet you. 955 00:43:25.019 --> 00:43:27.896 - Are you senor Santana? 956 00:43:27.896 --> 00:43:29.023 - Yes, I am. 957 00:43:29.023 --> 00:43:30.399 - Santos my new partner. 958 00:43:31.317 --> 00:43:32.568 (speaking portuguese) 959 00:43:36.905 --> 00:43:38.032 - We're gonna wait here. 960 00:43:38.032 --> 00:43:39.450 - First, 961 00:43:39.450 --> 00:43:41.118 You get the money man. 962 00:43:42.369 --> 00:43:43.495 (speaking portuguese) 963 00:43:43.495 --> 00:43:44.330 - And then? 964 00:43:44.330 --> 00:43:45.623 - We arrest that sucker. 965 00:43:45.623 --> 00:43:47.374 - Say hello to my delicious friend. 966 00:43:50.461 --> 00:43:51.879 (speaking portuguese) 967 00:43:55.799 --> 00:43:56.634 - And then? 968 00:43:56.634 --> 00:43:57.468 - We go home. 969 00:43:57.468 --> 00:43:58.844 - And then? 970 00:43:58.844 --> 00:44:01.055 - Then you get the power. 971 00:44:01.055 --> 00:44:02.723 (speaking portuguese) 972 00:44:02.723 --> 00:44:03.599 (snoring) 973 00:44:03.599 --> 00:44:04.642 - Come on, man. 974 00:44:04.642 --> 00:44:08.145 Fuck. We're cops. We don't do that shit in public. 975 00:44:08.145 --> 00:44:09.605 (speaking portuguese) 976 00:44:09.605 --> 00:44:10.773 - Never mind. Thank you. 977 00:44:13.233 --> 00:44:15.194 (tense music) 978 00:44:15.194 --> 00:44:16.820 - Let's get him. 979 00:44:16.820 --> 00:44:17.988 (speaking portuguese) 980 00:44:19.823 --> 00:44:21.116 (grunting) 981 00:44:21.116 --> 00:44:22.951 - [Mark] You're fired. 982 00:44:22.951 --> 00:44:24.161 (speaking portuguese) 983 00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:26.538 - Fuck you, man. 984 00:44:26.538 --> 00:44:28.457 - Wait for me, Valentine. 985 00:44:28.457 --> 00:44:29.792 - Forget it, man. 986 00:44:29.792 --> 00:44:31.377 - Who do I trust? Me! 987 00:44:34.296 --> 00:44:35.923 (moaning) 988 00:44:35.923 --> 00:44:37.257 - Oh shit. 989 00:44:37.257 --> 00:44:39.093 - I wonder if that was supposed to be my amazing 990 00:44:39.093 --> 00:44:42.221 and wonderful partner, detective Mark Valentine. 991 00:44:44.473 --> 00:44:46.058 (80s music) 992 00:44:47.935 --> 00:44:49.687 - [Detective Uft] Pss pss! 993 00:44:49.687 --> 00:44:51.480 Well, hello Valentine. 994 00:44:51.480 --> 00:44:53.857 Today is your lucky day. You know why? 995 00:44:53.857 --> 00:44:55.234 - Why today is my lucky day? 996 00:44:55.234 --> 00:44:56.985 - Because I'm here. 997 00:44:56.985 --> 00:44:58.153 I'm your new partner, baby. 998 00:44:59.988 --> 00:45:01.240 - Okay, get in the car. 999 00:45:04.576 --> 00:45:06.620 Okay, baby. Let's hope you are the 1000 00:45:06.620 --> 00:45:08.706 right partner for me, okay? 1001 00:45:08.706 --> 00:45:09.832 - Hey, take it easy. 1002 00:45:09.832 --> 00:45:13.001 Slow down. You're going way too fast. Marky Mark. 1003 00:45:13.001 --> 00:45:15.546 I'm not that easy. We'll see how it goes. 1004 00:45:15.546 --> 00:45:18.549 But I am ready for action if you know what I mean. 1005 00:45:18.549 --> 00:45:20.384 - Well, actually, I don't know what you mean. 1006 00:45:22.177 --> 00:45:25.514 - Oh, are you telling me you built a police car 1007 00:45:25.514 --> 00:45:26.223 out of a DeLorean? 1008 00:45:26.223 --> 00:45:26.974 out of a DeLorean? 1009 00:45:26.974 --> 00:45:30.269 - Well, actually I didn't tell you anything, but yeah. 1010 00:45:30.269 --> 00:45:31.270 - This isn't as fun. 1011 00:45:31.270 --> 00:45:32.730 As when I used to be babysitter. 1012 00:45:34.982 --> 00:45:37.151 - Hey, there you go. That's why you look familiar. 1013 00:45:38.527 --> 00:45:40.362 - I don't know what you're talking about. 1014 00:45:40.362 --> 00:45:42.239 - Hey, you're that guy. 1015 00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:43.657 - No, I am detective Uft. 1016 00:45:43.657 --> 00:45:44.825 - Hi. Uft. 1017 00:45:45.993 --> 00:45:47.494 - Uft. Good. 1018 00:45:50.998 --> 00:45:51.832 Perfect. 1019 00:45:51.832 --> 00:45:54.460 - What kind of name is Uft? 1020 00:45:54.460 --> 00:45:56.628 - Oh, it's beautiful name. 1021 00:45:56.628 --> 00:45:58.255 - Are you ready? 1022 00:45:58.255 --> 00:46:00.466 - Yes. Are you ready? 1023 00:46:00.466 --> 00:46:01.300 - I'm always ready. 1024 00:46:01.300 --> 00:46:02.301 - Okay. 1025 00:46:02.301 --> 00:46:03.844 We wait. 1026 00:46:03.844 --> 00:46:05.929 (drums) 1027 00:46:05.929 --> 00:46:07.139 - Look. That's him. 1028 00:46:09.141 --> 00:46:11.351 - He is very sexy. 1029 00:46:11.351 --> 00:46:13.479 - Let's go. 1030 00:46:13.479 --> 00:46:15.105 (80s music) 1031 00:46:17.483 --> 00:46:19.318 [Mark] Let's go! Run like the wind! 1032 00:46:37.961 --> 00:46:39.546 (80s music) 1033 00:46:40.881 --> 00:46:43.383 - [Girl] What are you doing, let go! 1034 00:46:43.383 --> 00:46:45.219 He took the bag! 1035 00:46:45.219 --> 00:46:46.136 Go, do something. 1036 00:46:46.136 --> 00:46:47.137 - [Mark] I'll go this way. 1037 00:46:47.137 --> 00:46:48.263 - [Uft] Okay, I go that way. 1038 00:46:48.263 --> 00:46:50.641 - [Girl] Do something. Ah! 1039 00:46:50.641 --> 00:46:51.475 Oh my God. 1040 00:46:53.977 --> 00:46:57.064 - Eeee-yah! I got you Motherfucker. 1041 00:46:58.065 --> 00:46:59.733 Do you think that you could get away with this, 1042 00:46:59.733 --> 00:47:01.735 this bitch? This detective. 1043 00:47:01.735 --> 00:47:02.694 - What are you doing? 1044 00:47:02.694 --> 00:47:03.529 - Working these cuffs. 1045 00:47:03.529 --> 00:47:06.615 - Uftie. Look what I got us for breakfast. 1046 00:47:06.615 --> 00:47:08.492 - Great. Look. I got the son of a bitch who took 1047 00:47:08.492 --> 00:47:09.701 that nice lady's purse. 1048 00:47:09.701 --> 00:47:11.453 - Uft. That's the wrong guy. 1049 00:47:12.996 --> 00:47:14.206 Hey, this is yours. 1050 00:47:14.206 --> 00:47:17.167 - Thank you so much handsome, you're my hero. 1051 00:47:17.167 --> 00:47:18.418 Thank you. 1052 00:47:18.418 --> 00:47:19.920 - You're welcome. 1053 00:47:19.920 --> 00:47:20.838 - Leave me alone. 1054 00:47:20.838 --> 00:47:22.297 - Oh no, dude. That's the wrong guy. 1055 00:47:22.297 --> 00:47:23.632 You are so stupid. 1056 00:47:23.632 --> 00:47:25.467 - Yeah, man. You got the wrong guy. 1057 00:47:25.467 --> 00:47:26.301 - [Man] Yeah. Let me go. 1058 00:47:26.301 --> 00:47:27.845 - Let me go. 1059 00:47:27.845 --> 00:47:30.305 - You shut up. Uft Let him go. 1060 00:47:30.305 --> 00:47:33.141 - I, I'm sorry. You look the same. 1061 00:47:33.141 --> 00:47:34.059 (groaning) 1062 00:47:35.143 --> 00:47:36.436 - And what's with that life jacket? 1063 00:47:36.436 --> 00:47:39.106 - Shut your hole, man. Let's go. 1064 00:47:39.106 --> 00:47:42.234 - [Girl] Good job, guys. Can I get a selfie? 1065 00:47:42.234 --> 00:47:43.068 - Okay, fast. 1066 00:47:46.488 --> 00:47:47.322 Let's go. 1067 00:47:48.490 --> 00:47:49.283 - [Robber] Let me go. 1068 00:47:49.283 --> 00:47:50.492 - [Mark] Shut up! 1069 00:47:50.492 --> 00:47:52.119 - I don't know what is wrong with you. 1070 00:47:53.120 --> 00:47:55.539 You had five partners in one day, 1071 00:47:55.539 --> 00:47:58.667 and they're either dead, retired, resigned, fired, 1072 00:47:58.667 --> 00:48:01.044 or in the freaking hospital. 1073 00:48:01.044 --> 00:48:03.505 - They were just not my type. You know? 1074 00:48:03.505 --> 00:48:06.049 - What am I gonna do with you, man? 1075 00:48:09.803 --> 00:48:11.138 - I want the boy. 1076 00:48:11.138 --> 00:48:12.180 - What boy? 1077 00:48:12.180 --> 00:48:14.683 - Rico. The guy with the long hair. 1078 00:48:14.683 --> 00:48:15.517 - [Captain Johnson] Rico? 1079 00:48:18.729 --> 00:48:19.897 Why? 1080 00:48:19.897 --> 00:48:21.481 He doesn't have any experience. 1081 00:48:21.481 --> 00:48:23.191 He will get killed by a hard wind. 1082 00:48:24.359 --> 00:48:26.945 - I'll protect him and I will train him. 1083 00:48:26.945 --> 00:48:28.947 - What, do you think you're Mr. Miyagi or something? 1084 00:48:30.073 --> 00:48:32.534 Whatever. It's your choice, but just do me a favor. 1085 00:48:32.534 --> 00:48:33.911 Don't get the bastard killed. 1086 00:48:33.911 --> 00:48:34.745 - I will try. 1087 00:48:34.745 --> 00:48:35.579 - Good. 1088 00:48:39.333 --> 00:48:40.167 Rico!. 1089 00:48:42.878 --> 00:48:43.962 Hey little buddy. 1090 00:48:43.962 --> 00:48:45.589 I got some bad news for you. 1091 00:48:47.466 --> 00:48:49.384 You are Detective Valentine's new partner. 1092 00:48:50.344 --> 00:48:54.973 - What? Yeah. Really? Mark's partner. This is amazing. 1093 00:48:56.934 --> 00:48:57.768 Thank you, Captain. 1094 00:49:02.147 --> 00:49:03.565 - OK, OK, take it easy. 1095 00:49:03.565 --> 00:49:05.400 - This is gonna be exciting. 1096 00:49:05.400 --> 00:49:06.485 - Get the hell outta here. 1097 00:49:09.029 --> 00:49:11.031 (trumpet) 1098 00:49:11.031 --> 00:49:12.282 (laughter) 1099 00:49:12.282 --> 00:49:16.954 - So, tomorrow at seven, just you. Yeah, but this sucks. 1100 00:49:16.954 --> 00:49:18.622 Don't bring your boyfriends. 1101 00:49:18.622 --> 00:49:19.790 (cleaning throat) 1102 00:49:19.790 --> 00:49:21.667 - Mr. Carlos, LAPD. 1103 00:49:23.043 --> 00:49:25.504 We need to ask you a few questions. Hey ladies. 1104 00:49:27.297 --> 00:49:31.843 - Ladies, we need you to help us find this person. 1105 00:49:31.843 --> 00:49:35.806 - Hey, that's Tony. I know him, if you know what I mean. 1106 00:49:39.017 --> 00:49:41.687 - Wait a second. You're gonna have to catch me. 1107 00:49:42.604 --> 00:49:43.689 - God dammit. 1108 00:49:43.689 --> 00:49:44.523 - Shit. 1109 00:49:46.066 --> 00:49:48.902 - Is he a criminal? I thought he was a doctor. 1110 00:49:48.902 --> 00:49:51.446 - He told me he was a lawyer. 1111 00:49:51.446 --> 00:49:53.281 (speaking french) 1112 00:49:53.281 --> 00:49:54.825 (hillbilly music) 1113 00:49:59.705 --> 00:50:01.164 (Wilhelm scream) 1114 00:50:04.960 --> 00:50:06.169 (hillbilly music) 1115 00:50:24.604 --> 00:50:25.439 - [Detective Silver] Shit! 1116 00:50:27.149 --> 00:50:28.942 Latino looking fucking Fabio. 1117 00:50:28.942 --> 00:50:30.277 Why'd you start running you piece of shit? 1118 00:50:33.155 --> 00:50:34.364 - Let's take this bitch in. 1119 00:50:36.742 --> 00:50:38.160 - [Detective Silver] Fucking asshole. 1120 00:50:39.286 --> 00:50:40.996 (soft music) 1121 00:50:40.996 --> 00:50:44.041 - Tell us what the plan is and where the big boss is. 1122 00:50:44.041 --> 00:50:46.835 - I don't know where the big boss is, but if 1123 00:50:46.835 --> 00:50:50.547 you wanna know, you can ask Tony. 1124 00:50:50.547 --> 00:50:53.050 He know where he is and where you can find him. 1125 00:50:56.595 --> 00:50:57.846 - How's it goin dudes? 1126 00:50:57.846 --> 00:50:59.056 - hello hello! 1127 00:50:59.056 --> 00:51:01.349 - [Detective Silver] He's telling us some crazy story 1128 00:51:01.349 --> 00:51:03.185 about some virus or something like that. 1129 00:51:03.185 --> 00:51:05.896 - What? Maybe he doesn't know anything. 1130 00:51:05.896 --> 00:51:08.106 - Yeah, well listen to him and tell us what you think. 1131 00:51:08.106 --> 00:51:10.776 - The big boss is planning to spread this kind of virus. 1132 00:51:11.651 --> 00:51:14.946 And he will get millions of people sick, 1133 00:51:14.946 --> 00:51:17.199 and then it will be a pandemic. 1134 00:51:18.075 --> 00:51:21.203 And then they will sell the vaccine for billions of dollars. 1135 00:51:21.203 --> 00:51:22.704 It's just all about money! 1136 00:51:24.790 --> 00:51:25.791 - You see? 1137 00:51:28.543 --> 00:51:30.962 - Come on, man. This is madness. 1138 00:51:30.962 --> 00:51:33.340 - Last pandemic we had was over hundred years ago man. 1139 00:51:34.800 --> 00:51:38.720 - That's impossible. Come on man. Tell us the truth. 1140 00:51:38.720 --> 00:51:41.723 - If you don't believe me, fuck you then. 1141 00:51:41.723 --> 00:51:42.724 - Come on man. 1142 00:51:42.724 --> 00:51:45.102 I don't believe that shit. How about you? 1143 00:51:45.102 --> 00:51:46.728 - I guess anything can happen. 1144 00:51:46.728 --> 00:51:50.440 - We'll take him to take us to Tony. Let's go Keanu. 1145 00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:51.775 - Okay. Antonio Banderas. 1146 00:51:51.775 --> 00:51:52.776 - Here. 1147 00:51:52.776 --> 00:51:55.195 Put this on you. Look homeless, pathetic, and disgusting. 1148 00:51:57.864 --> 00:51:59.449 (80s music) 1149 00:52:03.912 --> 00:52:05.580 - You okay? 1150 00:52:05.580 --> 00:52:06.414 - Yeah. 1151 00:52:06.414 --> 00:52:08.333 - We don't care. 1152 00:52:08.333 --> 00:52:09.167 - Okay. 1153 00:52:11.586 --> 00:52:12.629 (engine starts) 1154 00:52:13.505 --> 00:52:14.673 - Let's go. 1155 00:52:17.259 --> 00:52:18.426 (car beeping) 1156 00:52:21.304 --> 00:52:24.975 Okay. Carlos, tell us 1157 00:52:24.975 --> 00:52:26.893 where we can find Tony. 1158 00:52:27.853 --> 00:52:29.437 - Tony. 1159 00:52:29.437 --> 00:52:32.357 I told you he owns a club on Wilshire Boulevard. 1160 00:52:33.483 --> 00:52:35.569 - You think he's there right now? 1161 00:52:35.569 --> 00:52:37.654 - Possibly. I'll take you there. 1162 00:52:38.905 --> 00:52:42.075 - Dudes, I have bad news and good news. 1163 00:52:43.451 --> 00:52:45.203 - What's the bad news? 1164 00:52:45.203 --> 00:52:47.164 - I'm the mayor of hungry town right now. 1165 00:52:47.164 --> 00:52:48.665 If I don't need anything, 1166 00:52:48.665 --> 00:52:50.792 the Hulk is gonna come out and that's not pretty. 1167 00:52:51.877 --> 00:52:55.130 And I know the right place where we can go. 1168 00:52:56.590 --> 00:52:57.966 - What's the good news? 1169 00:52:59.634 --> 00:53:01.720 - Well, the good news is... 1170 00:53:07.642 --> 00:53:08.685 we're already here. 1171 00:53:11.688 --> 00:53:15.108 Hey, get me a veggie burger and a soda. 1172 00:53:16.693 --> 00:53:18.236 - You think this shit is healthy? 1173 00:53:19.112 --> 00:53:22.699 - Hey dude, my buddy my choice. You want anything? 1174 00:53:23.867 --> 00:53:27.120 - Nah, nah. I'm good. You want anything Carlos? 1175 00:53:27.120 --> 00:53:29.831 - No, man, I rather get shot. 1176 00:53:29.831 --> 00:53:31.041 I don't eat that shit. 1177 00:53:32.000 --> 00:53:33.752 - Whatever. 1178 00:53:33.752 --> 00:53:35.128 - Okay, gimme money. 1179 00:53:36.213 --> 00:53:39.216 - Oh, sure. No problem, son. 1180 00:53:41.718 --> 00:53:43.303 - What did you just say? 1181 00:53:44.304 --> 00:53:48.767 - I said, sure no problem, son of a bitch. I'm so hungry. 1182 00:53:51.937 --> 00:53:55.315 Can you get me the money in the glove compartment. 1183 00:53:55.315 --> 00:53:56.149 Today! 1184 00:54:01.738 --> 00:54:03.907 (pill bottle shaking) 1185 00:54:03.907 --> 00:54:04.950 - What's this? 1186 00:54:04.950 --> 00:54:05.951 - Huh What? 1187 00:54:05.951 --> 00:54:06.952 - Biakra? 1188 00:54:06.952 --> 00:54:07.786 (trumpet) 1189 00:54:07.786 --> 00:54:09.246 - I don't know. Not mine. 1190 00:54:10.914 --> 00:54:11.998 (laughing) 1191 00:54:13.041 --> 00:54:13.875 Hey. 1192 00:54:19.381 --> 00:54:20.840 - Oh, Jesus Christ. 1193 00:54:22.425 --> 00:54:23.802 - You're gonna break it. 1194 00:54:25.804 --> 00:54:27.305 - Not my car, right? 1195 00:54:30.725 --> 00:54:31.977 (soft music) 1196 00:54:36.356 --> 00:54:37.899 - Ay Güey! Where's the food? 1197 00:54:43.655 --> 00:54:44.906 (funny sound) 1198 00:54:50.787 --> 00:54:51.788 - Dude. 1199 00:54:52.831 --> 00:54:53.832 Where's the guy? 1200 00:55:03.341 --> 00:55:04.926 - He was here a minute ago. 1201 00:55:07.971 --> 00:55:09.014 - Why did you leave him alone? 1202 00:55:10.307 --> 00:55:12.726 - Because I wanted to tell you about the jalapeno. 1203 00:55:14.978 --> 00:55:16.688 - Why did you call me or text me? 1204 00:55:17.605 --> 00:55:22.569 - Because I was checking my fan pagebook face on Facebook, 1205 00:55:22.777 --> 00:55:24.571 besides, I locked the fucking doors. 1206 00:55:25.697 --> 00:55:26.698 This is radical. 1207 00:55:27.866 --> 00:55:28.867 - Come on man. 1208 00:55:29.784 --> 00:55:32.495 - You want some? Take one. 1209 00:55:42.047 --> 00:55:43.298 Hey, by the way. 1210 00:55:43.298 --> 00:55:45.759 Why you talk like Keanu Reeves? 1211 00:55:48.845 --> 00:55:51.514 - This is how I talk. 1212 00:55:51.514 --> 00:55:52.349 - Okay, Neo. 1213 00:55:53.558 --> 00:55:56.186 - That is the most not excellent. 1214 00:55:57.687 --> 00:56:00.190 - Whatever. Bill and Ted. 1215 00:56:00.190 --> 00:56:01.024 - Shut up. Mark. 1216 00:56:02.192 --> 00:56:04.944 - Hey, take a chill pill, dude. 1217 00:56:04.944 --> 00:56:05.779 - [Rico] Fuck you! 1218 00:56:05.779 --> 00:56:06.613 - Whatever. 1219 00:56:13.286 --> 00:56:14.496 (door squeaking) 1220 00:56:15.705 --> 00:56:18.541 - Hey girl. Do you know that the time has arrived? 1221 00:56:19.834 --> 00:56:21.836 - Yes. Let's go have some fun. 1222 00:56:21.836 --> 00:56:23.171 - Yeah, let's go. 1223 00:56:25.799 --> 00:56:27.425 (happy music) 1224 00:57:25.191 --> 00:57:26.693 (happy music) 1225 00:57:33.408 --> 00:57:35.577 Oh, you are so sweet. 1226 00:57:35.577 --> 00:57:38.371 - I just hate seeing things go to waste. 1227 00:57:38.371 --> 00:57:42.500 - I had such a great day with you today. Thank you. 1228 00:57:42.500 --> 00:57:43.918 - Do you really mean it? 1229 00:57:43.918 --> 00:57:44.836 - I do. 1230 00:57:44.836 --> 00:57:48.923 You are very important to me. You wanna come inside? 1231 00:57:50.925 --> 00:57:53.470 - Well, actually I'm on duty right now, 1232 00:57:53.470 --> 00:57:55.430 but I will soon, if you know what I mean. 1233 00:58:02.228 --> 00:58:03.062 (happy music) 1234 00:58:12.030 --> 00:58:12.864 - He is amazing. 1235 00:58:24.501 --> 00:58:26.836 - Rico, tell us about yourself. 1236 00:58:26.836 --> 00:58:28.880 Mark says that you work together. 1237 00:58:28.880 --> 00:58:30.298 - Ah, yes ma'am. 1238 00:58:31.174 --> 00:58:33.718 I love what I do and I've always wanted to work 1239 00:58:33.718 --> 00:58:36.638 for the police, just as my father was a police officer. 1240 00:58:38.765 --> 00:58:42.810 - Oh, I see, your father. Is he still a police officer? 1241 00:58:42.810 --> 00:58:45.063 - I don't know. I've never met him 1242 00:58:45.063 --> 00:58:47.190 and my mother never liked to talk about him. 1243 00:58:47.190 --> 00:58:51.152 - Well, I heard that Mark has something to tell us. 1244 00:58:52.487 --> 00:58:53.530 - You heard? 1245 00:58:53.530 --> 00:58:56.866 - Tell us what you wanted to tell us. 1246 00:58:58.493 --> 00:59:02.956 - I humm... Have you seen the 1247 00:59:02.956 --> 00:59:04.749 movie Star Wars? 1248 00:59:04.749 --> 00:59:05.750 (light sable) 1249 00:59:05.750 --> 00:59:07.252 - Of course I have. 1250 00:59:07.252 --> 00:59:08.253 - [Mark] Okay. 1251 00:59:08.253 --> 00:59:11.548 - Remember the scene where Darth Vader is gonna kill Luke? 1252 00:59:12.423 --> 00:59:13.925 (light sable) 1253 00:59:13.925 --> 00:59:17.595 - The one in return of the Jedi episode six. 1254 00:59:19.847 --> 00:59:23.935 - No. Is the one, the one there in the Death Star. 1255 00:59:23.935 --> 00:59:25.687 Then Darth is gonna kill Luke, 1256 00:59:25.687 --> 00:59:27.689 and then he cut his hand and everything. 1257 00:59:27.689 --> 00:59:28.690 - Oh, yes, yes, yes. 1258 00:59:28.690 --> 00:59:33.027 It's episode five Return. The Empire Strikes back. 1259 00:59:34.571 --> 00:59:37.448 - Remember the scene where Darth tells Luke 1260 00:59:37.448 --> 00:59:38.908 that he's his father? 1261 00:59:39.826 --> 00:59:40.660 - Yeah. 1262 00:59:41.494 --> 00:59:43.997 - Well, I'm your father. 1263 00:59:46.249 --> 00:59:49.335 - Yes. I remember that line. 1264 00:59:51.546 --> 00:59:56.175 It was an epic and important line in the saga. 1265 00:59:58.094 --> 00:59:59.637 - Yeah, but I'm your father. 1266 01:00:02.515 --> 01:00:04.934 - Yes. The, the line from the movie. 1267 01:00:05.893 --> 01:00:08.313 - No, I'm your father! 1268 01:00:08.313 --> 01:00:11.024 - Yes. Just like the movie. 1269 01:00:11.858 --> 01:00:14.402 - Okay. Remember? 1270 01:00:14.402 --> 01:00:17.196 - Okay, stop. Already. You two are so much alike. 1271 01:00:17.196 --> 01:00:19.407 What he's saying to you is 1272 01:00:19.407 --> 01:00:21.743 that he is your father in real life. 1273 01:00:26.205 --> 01:00:27.040 - What? 1274 01:00:27.040 --> 01:00:31.961 - What you father, what, what Mark is trying to say to you, 1275 01:00:31.961 --> 01:00:35.506 is that he is your father, your actual father. 1276 01:00:36.424 --> 01:00:38.635 Yeah. In real life. Like he said. 1277 01:00:45.058 --> 01:00:46.059 - Is, is this true? 1278 01:00:47.644 --> 01:00:49.479 - Yes, son. It's true. 1279 01:01:03.576 --> 01:01:04.786 - Now, look what you did. 1280 01:01:04.786 --> 01:01:05.662 - What? 1281 01:01:05.662 --> 01:01:07.121 I didn't do anything. 1282 01:01:07.121 --> 01:01:09.832 - Yes, you did. You put your pipi in her vagini! 1283 01:01:09.832 --> 01:01:11.292 - Shouldn't he go get him. 1284 01:01:11.292 --> 01:01:12.126 - Go be a good father. Go. 1285 01:01:12.126 --> 01:01:13.503 Come on. 1286 01:01:13.503 --> 01:01:15.838 - Go, keep your food for later. 1287 01:01:15.838 --> 01:01:16.673 - But, I'm hungry. 1288 01:01:16.673 --> 01:01:18.257 - Oh my God. 1289 01:01:18.257 --> 01:01:19.342 - We can't move him in here. 1290 01:01:20.718 --> 01:01:23.012 There's, we just got rid of that stupid cat. 1291 01:01:24.347 --> 01:01:25.807 - Don't call that cat stupid. 1292 01:01:25.807 --> 01:01:26.683 [Margaret Valentine] Go get him. 1293 01:01:26.683 --> 01:01:29.519 That's your job. Okay, go get him. 1294 01:01:29.519 --> 01:01:30.353 - Okay, mom. 1295 01:01:31.354 --> 01:01:32.689 - Shall we dance? 1296 01:01:32.689 --> 01:01:33.815 (trumpet) 1297 01:01:35.525 --> 01:01:36.359 (sighing) 1298 01:01:37.902 --> 01:01:39.112 (cellphone vibrating) 1299 01:01:43.908 --> 01:01:48.496 - Rico, this is your, you know who. 1300 01:01:48.496 --> 01:01:49.330 - How can I help you? 1301 01:01:49.330 --> 01:01:50.164 - Son? 1302 01:01:50.164 --> 01:01:52.583 Sorry, I just don't know what to say. 1303 01:01:52.583 --> 01:01:55.253 - I would like an explanation why you left me. 1304 01:01:55.253 --> 01:01:57.755 - I didn't leave you. I didn't know about you. 1305 01:01:57.755 --> 01:01:59.507 But you know, we'll talk later. 1306 01:01:59.507 --> 01:02:01.092 Right now we need to go on train. 1307 01:02:02.093 --> 01:02:04.137 So I'll pick you up and we'll talk, okay? 1308 01:02:05.221 --> 01:02:06.347 - Okay. Fine. 1309 01:02:08.266 --> 01:02:09.642 (video game beep) 1310 01:02:09.642 --> 01:02:11.060 - What a bitch. 1311 01:02:11.060 --> 01:02:11.894 (tense music) 1312 01:02:11.894 --> 01:02:14.147 - Okay. Stop guessing. I'm just telling you. 1313 01:02:14.147 --> 01:02:15.606 Why do you need to guess? 1314 01:02:15.606 --> 01:02:19.444 I can't wait to talk to you. Stop guessing. 1315 01:02:20.862 --> 01:02:22.071 (screaming) 1316 01:02:23.156 --> 01:02:24.157 What is happening? 1317 01:02:25.116 --> 01:02:26.534 - Where is Mark? 1318 01:02:27.452 --> 01:02:28.286 - My kid. 1319 01:02:29.245 --> 01:02:32.457 Screw you. I wouldn't tell you, a big fucking gun. 1320 01:02:33.916 --> 01:02:34.751 - Ugh. 1321 01:02:35.960 --> 01:02:36.794 - [Marc Valentine Sr.] Hey! 1322 01:02:36.794 --> 01:02:38.045 Who the fuck are you? 1323 01:02:38.045 --> 01:02:39.756 And what you are doing in my house? 1324 01:02:39.756 --> 01:02:40.923 - [Agent Suffering] Where's Mark? 1325 01:02:40.923 --> 01:02:41.841 - Tell us where he is. 1326 01:02:41.841 --> 01:02:44.469 We're gonna kill you and the old lady too. 1327 01:02:45.595 --> 01:02:48.139 - Oh, okay. Okay, alright. Take it easy. Take it easy. 1328 01:02:48.139 --> 01:02:50.516 I will tell you who you need to know. 1329 01:02:50.516 --> 01:02:51.350 Take it easy. 1330 01:02:55.146 --> 01:02:57.648 - Ah, tell your stupid son, 1331 01:02:57.648 --> 01:03:00.818 to stay away from our business, 1332 01:03:01.861 --> 01:03:04.447 or we will return. 1333 01:03:05.573 --> 01:03:08.409 - Stupid... there's someone. 1334 01:03:08.409 --> 01:03:10.620 Don't kiss me. Bitch! 1335 01:03:10.620 --> 01:03:14.582 Sweet heart. Oh, okay. Hold on. 1336 01:03:14.582 --> 01:03:17.710 - They got me. Those fucking Russians. 1337 01:03:20.963 --> 01:03:21.798 - Oh my God. 1338 01:03:22.715 --> 01:03:23.549 Help! 1339 01:03:26.219 --> 01:03:28.554 Here, I'm gonna get it. Call 9 1 1. I hope works. 1340 01:03:32.016 --> 01:03:33.893 (rock music) 1341 01:03:49.242 --> 01:03:50.243 ♪ I wanna taste the pain ♪ 1342 01:03:50.243 --> 01:03:51.869 ♪ I think I'm seeing all red ♪ 1343 01:03:51.869 --> 01:03:54.539 ♪ Two bullets in the gun, one shot to the head ♪ 1344 01:03:54.539 --> 01:03:55.373 ♪ I need a blank space ♪ 1345 01:03:55.373 --> 01:03:57.166 ♪ 'Cause everything is a threat ♪ 1346 01:03:57.166 --> 01:03:59.544 ♪ But I never backed down, ♪ man. I'd rather be dead 1347 01:03:59.544 --> 01:04:00.920 ♪ I'm making love to face ♪ 1348 01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:03.422 ♪ You look better in now walk this life ♪ 1349 01:04:03.422 --> 01:04:04.715 ♪ till I take my last breath ♪ 1350 01:04:04.715 --> 01:04:07.301 ♪ I wanna make a change, I got one life ♪ 1351 01:04:07.301 --> 01:04:09.178 ♪ So I'm gonna go death swing it. ♪ 1352 01:04:09.178 --> 01:04:10.429 ♪ Don't you forget, everything ♪ 1353 01:04:15.518 --> 01:04:16.727 (punching bag) 1354 01:04:16.727 --> 01:04:18.980 - Wait! Tell me three names of eighties movies right now. 1355 01:04:18.980 --> 01:04:19.814 - God! 1356 01:04:19.814 --> 01:04:23.401 Frozen, Lion King, Princess and the Frog? 1357 01:04:30.116 --> 01:04:31.826 ♪ I want taste the pain ♪ 1358 01:04:31.826 --> 01:04:35.162 ♪ I think I'm seeing all red, two bullets in the gun ♪ 1359 01:04:35.162 --> 01:04:36.873 - Are we're going talk now? 1360 01:04:38.332 --> 01:04:39.166 Hey, 1361 01:04:39.166 --> 01:04:40.918 are we going to talk now? 1362 01:04:40.918 --> 01:04:42.169 - What? 1363 01:04:42.169 --> 01:04:43.671 - Oh, Jesus. 1364 01:04:43.671 --> 01:04:45.381 ♪ Till I take my last breath ♪ 1365 01:04:45.381 --> 01:04:48.384 ♪ I wanna make a change, I got blown like that ♪ 1366 01:04:48.384 --> 01:04:51.762 ♪ So, I'm going to go down swinging, don't you forget ♪ 1367 01:04:51.762 --> 01:04:56.726 ♪ I've gotta find a new purpose ♪ 1368 01:04:56.726 --> 01:05:01.689 ♪ Something actually worth it ♪ 1369 01:05:01.689 --> 01:05:06.152 ♪ I wanna look in the mirror and like what I see ♪ 1370 01:05:06.152 --> 01:05:07.445 ♪ I wanna taste the pain ♪ 1371 01:05:07.445 --> 01:05:09.280 ♪ I think I'm seeing all red ♪ 1372 01:05:09.280 --> 01:05:10.823 ♪ Two bullets in the gun, one shot to the head ♪ 1373 01:05:10.823 --> 01:05:11.657 ♪ I need a blank space ♪ 1374 01:05:12.491 --> 01:05:15.286 ♪ I need, but I never backed down, man ♪ 1375 01:05:15.286 --> 01:05:18.164 ♪ I'd rather be dead. I love to she look... ♪ 1376 01:05:33.054 --> 01:05:34.597 - Are we going to talk now? 1377 01:05:36.307 --> 01:05:40.227 Are we going to talk now? Are we going? 1378 01:05:42.104 --> 01:05:43.981 What a fucking bitch! 1379 01:05:43.981 --> 01:05:46.901 - Tell me three eighties movies names right now. 1380 01:05:46.901 --> 01:05:49.236 - Blood Sport, ET, Back to the future. 1381 01:05:49.236 --> 01:05:50.071 (video game beep) 1382 01:06:16.514 --> 01:06:18.474 (cellphone ringing) 1383 01:06:18.474 --> 01:06:19.308 - Mark! 1384 01:06:19.308 --> 01:06:21.060 - Hello Mama. How are you? 1385 01:06:21.060 --> 01:06:22.353 - They shot him. 1386 01:06:23.229 --> 01:06:24.188 - Who? 1387 01:06:24.188 --> 01:06:26.399 But why? What the hell happened? 1388 01:06:26.399 --> 01:06:30.569 - Your father, they came here and he tried to stop them, 1389 01:06:30.569 --> 01:06:32.405 and they just shot him. 1390 01:06:35.449 --> 01:06:37.785 And they said it was about you. 1391 01:06:38.828 --> 01:06:40.830 You have to stay away from them. 1392 01:06:40.830 --> 01:06:44.291 - I'll find those son of bitches and make them pay. 1393 01:06:44.291 --> 01:06:46.127 - No, no. 1394 01:06:46.127 --> 01:06:47.128 - Fuck! 1395 01:06:48.421 --> 01:06:50.006 - Mark. No. 1396 01:06:53.342 --> 01:06:54.301 (instrumental music) 1397 01:06:54.301 --> 01:06:56.053 - What the hell are we doing here? 1398 01:06:57.138 --> 01:06:59.140 - They told us that the leather man was seen here. 1399 01:07:00.474 --> 01:07:02.518 I guess we wait. 1400 01:07:02.518 --> 01:07:04.645 - Okay. Whatever. 1401 01:07:04.645 --> 01:07:05.563 (woman screaming) 1402 01:07:05.563 --> 01:07:07.148 - What the hell was that? 1403 01:07:07.148 --> 01:07:08.733 (woman screaming) 1404 01:07:08.733 --> 01:07:09.567 - Shit! Let's go. 1405 01:07:15.865 --> 01:07:16.699 - Somebody help! 1406 01:07:16.866 --> 01:07:17.700 - [Leather Man] Hey, hey, hey! 1407 01:07:21.746 --> 01:07:23.873 Let her go, or else! 1408 01:07:23.873 --> 01:07:25.166 - What problem you have got? 1409 01:07:26.500 --> 01:07:27.793 (action music) 1410 01:07:40.389 --> 01:07:41.223 (blades) 1411 01:07:47.438 --> 01:07:48.647 (triumph music) 1412 01:07:59.158 --> 01:08:01.285 - The hell are you, man? 1413 01:08:01.285 --> 01:08:03.454 - I'm the Leather Man! 1414 01:08:03.454 --> 01:08:04.789 - It's the leather man! 1415 01:08:05.664 --> 01:08:09.126 - I'm going to make you as ugly as a fried nugget. 1416 01:08:09.126 --> 01:08:10.211 Wait, wait. 1417 01:08:10.211 --> 01:08:13.130 You already look ugly enough. 1418 01:08:13.130 --> 01:08:14.131 - Wait. 1419 01:08:14.131 --> 01:08:16.550 I got two beautiful kids, man. Relax. Calmado cabron. 1420 01:08:16.550 --> 01:08:18.886 - I'll make sure you don't have anymore. 1421 01:08:21.931 --> 01:08:22.932 - Mis huevos! 1422 01:08:24.100 --> 01:08:25.476 - You are welcome! 1423 01:08:25.476 --> 01:08:26.936 - What was that? Move! 1424 01:08:26.936 --> 01:08:28.104 (woman screaming) 1425 01:08:28.104 --> 01:08:30.606 I'm going to kill you, fucker. 1426 01:08:31.816 --> 01:08:33.150 (bullets bounce back) 1427 01:08:35.069 --> 01:08:35.903 Fuck. 1428 01:08:41.242 --> 01:08:42.785 (out of bullets) 1429 01:08:42.785 --> 01:08:43.619 (thud) 1430 01:08:50.459 --> 01:08:52.419 - It's OK, no problem. Trust me. 1431 01:08:52.419 --> 01:08:54.130 I'm one of the good guys. 1432 01:08:54.130 --> 01:08:55.714 You can go home now. 1433 01:08:57.633 --> 01:09:00.803 - Thank you so much. You saved my life. 1434 01:09:00.803 --> 01:09:01.637 - You are welcome. 1435 01:09:06.725 --> 01:09:07.768 (rock music) 1436 01:09:09.186 --> 01:09:10.646 - What's happening? 1437 01:09:12.690 --> 01:09:13.566 - Relax man. 1438 01:09:13.566 --> 01:09:16.318 And we still need to go and catch the bad guy. Remember? 1439 01:09:17.903 --> 01:09:20.406 Besides, we know where Tony is now, let's go. 1440 01:09:20.406 --> 01:09:21.407 - Okay, let's go. 1441 01:09:22.825 --> 01:09:24.702 Where's the DeLorean? 1442 01:09:25.953 --> 01:09:27.079 - DeLorean? 1443 01:09:28.706 --> 01:09:31.750 Dude, why drive a DeLorean? 1444 01:09:31.750 --> 01:09:35.921 If we can drive a freaking Lamborghini. Look at that. 1445 01:09:35.921 --> 01:09:36.755 - No way. 1446 01:09:39.800 --> 01:09:41.385 (engine revving) 1447 01:09:42.720 --> 01:09:44.680 But, isn't this the captain's Lambo? 1448 01:09:45.639 --> 01:09:47.266 - Yeah, but who cares man. 1449 01:09:47.266 --> 01:09:48.100 You know why? 1450 01:09:48.100 --> 01:09:49.602 - Why? 1451 01:09:49.602 --> 01:09:52.730 - Because we're just gonna borrow it for a little bit. 1452 01:09:55.399 --> 01:09:56.817 Hop in Johnny Utah. 1453 01:09:56.817 --> 01:09:58.194 - OK, Ricky Ricardo. 1454 01:10:08.787 --> 01:10:09.622 (video game beep) 1455 01:10:11.248 --> 01:10:12.541 (engine revving) 1456 01:10:21.550 --> 01:10:22.968 (engine revving) 1457 01:10:24.762 --> 01:10:25.596 - Let’s go. 1458 01:10:25.888 --> 01:10:27.056 (80s music) 1459 01:10:47.243 --> 01:10:48.077 - [Rico] Housekeeping! 1460 01:10:50.579 --> 01:10:52.331 - We're looking for Tony. 1461 01:10:52.331 --> 01:10:53.332 - [Rico] Hey, there he is. 1462 01:10:53.332 --> 01:10:54.750 - Hey, wait a minute. You can't come in here. 1463 01:10:54.750 --> 01:10:56.168 You don't look like a cop. 1464 01:10:56.168 --> 01:10:58.921 You look like a teenager. Get back. 1465 01:10:58.921 --> 01:11:01.590 - Touch him again and I'll break your hand. 1466 01:11:01.590 --> 01:11:03.008 - I said get back. 1467 01:11:03.884 --> 01:11:04.718 - Whoa, whoa, 1468 01:11:04.718 --> 01:11:05.970 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1469 01:11:05.970 --> 01:11:08.514 Okay, Detective, come join your party. 1470 01:11:08.514 --> 01:11:09.348 Come on. 1471 01:11:11.767 --> 01:11:13.102 (club music) 1472 01:11:15.354 --> 01:11:16.981 - How you doing? 1473 01:11:16.981 --> 01:11:18.565 - Hey, handsome, dance with me. 1474 01:11:18.565 --> 01:11:19.400 - Sure. 1475 01:11:22.069 --> 01:11:23.654 - You! 1476 01:11:23.654 --> 01:11:25.072 You said you would call. 1477 01:11:25.072 --> 01:11:26.407 Why didn't you? 1478 01:11:26.407 --> 01:11:27.241 - This is Mark? 1479 01:11:27.241 --> 01:11:28.242 - Ewww! 1480 01:11:28.242 --> 01:11:30.995 - Hey girl. Sorry, I'm kind of busy right now, 1481 01:11:30.995 --> 01:11:32.746 but I'll call you later. Okay? 1482 01:11:32.746 --> 01:11:33.998 - My name is Kim. 1483 01:11:33.998 --> 01:11:35.916 You ugly, yucky, dirty clown. 1484 01:11:38.794 --> 01:11:40.337 - Forget about him. 1485 01:11:41.380 --> 01:11:43.632 - Are you okay man, that was mental! 1486 01:11:43.632 --> 01:11:45.092 - Hey! It looks like Kim doesn't like you. 1487 01:11:45.092 --> 01:11:45.926 (laughter) 1488 01:11:59.565 --> 01:12:03.902 - Get my girlfriend's name out of your fucking mouth! 1489 01:12:03.902 --> 01:12:06.113 - I'm not your girlfriend, asshole. 1490 01:12:07.239 --> 01:12:08.365 - Come on Kim. 1491 01:12:09.199 --> 01:12:10.326 - You wish. 1492 01:12:12.369 --> 01:12:14.580 - Why did you do that? 1493 01:12:14.580 --> 01:12:17.750 - You know man, love will make you do crazy things. 1494 01:12:17.750 --> 01:12:18.584 - Let's go. 1495 01:12:31.096 --> 01:12:32.097 - Tony! 1496 01:12:32.097 --> 01:12:32.931 - Hey! 1497 01:12:34.099 --> 01:12:34.933 - LAPD. 1498 01:12:36.060 --> 01:12:38.020 We're here to ask you a few questions. 1499 01:12:38.020 --> 01:12:39.813 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. 1500 01:12:41.315 --> 01:12:44.568 - I suppose. You want to ask me about the virus, right? 1501 01:12:44.568 --> 01:12:46.403 - Where can we find the big boss? 1502 01:12:49.198 --> 01:12:50.949 - Cement factory down the street. 1503 01:12:51.992 --> 01:12:53.077 Okay. 1504 01:12:56.205 --> 01:12:57.081 - That shit easy man. 1505 01:12:57.081 --> 01:12:57.915 Let's go. 1506 01:12:57.915 --> 01:12:59.666 - Hey, wait! 1507 01:12:59.666 --> 01:13:00.793 There's one more thing. 1508 01:13:01.794 --> 01:13:05.047 They are gonna release the virus today, so you don't have 1509 01:13:05.047 --> 01:13:06.840 that much time, amigo. 1510 01:13:06.840 --> 01:13:08.133 (laughter) 1511 01:13:08.133 --> 01:13:09.718 - We'll come back for you later. 1512 01:13:12.137 --> 01:13:13.222 (club music) 1513 01:13:14.098 --> 01:13:15.391 - You two bitches are not gonna leave 1514 01:13:15.391 --> 01:13:17.434 this fucking place in one piece. 1515 01:13:17.434 --> 01:13:18.977 - We're gonna rain on you detective. 1516 01:13:18.977 --> 01:13:20.396 - What you think man? 1517 01:13:20.396 --> 01:13:21.855 Feel like working out? 1518 01:13:21.855 --> 01:13:23.482 - I don't know. There's too many of them. 1519 01:13:23.482 --> 01:13:24.817 Okay, fine. Let's do it. 1520 01:13:27.194 --> 01:13:28.737 - You don't want guns? 1521 01:13:28.737 --> 01:13:30.697 No guns. No guns, no badges. 1522 01:13:30.697 --> 01:13:31.532 - [Man] No badges. 1523 01:13:32.616 --> 01:13:33.826 (clapping) 1524 01:13:40.374 --> 01:13:42.876 (slow motion scream) 1525 01:13:42.876 --> 01:13:44.169 - Excuse the interruption. 1526 01:13:44.169 --> 01:13:46.505 But due to time constraints, we're unable to show you 1527 01:13:46.505 --> 01:13:48.006 that amazing fight scene. 1528 01:13:48.006 --> 01:13:49.550 So let's get back to the rest of the movie. 1529 01:13:52.261 --> 01:13:55.180 - Oh my God. I thought We were gonna die. 1530 01:13:56.140 --> 01:13:56.974 - Not today, son. 1531 01:14:00.894 --> 01:14:04.189 Thank you. Let's get the hell outta here. 1532 01:14:07.484 --> 01:14:08.902 - Oh my God. Did you guys see that? 1533 01:14:08.902 --> 01:14:11.488 That was the best fight ever! 1534 01:14:11.488 --> 01:14:12.739 [Girls] So hot. So hot, so hot. 1535 01:14:13.866 --> 01:14:16.076 - We need the whole department to come with us. 1536 01:14:16.076 --> 01:14:18.495 - No, no, no, no. We don't have time. We don't have time. 1537 01:14:18.495 --> 01:14:19.705 We need to do it now. 1538 01:14:19.705 --> 01:14:20.831 - Lemme call him. 1539 01:14:23.834 --> 01:14:25.335 Listen, Captain, this is Rico. 1540 01:14:25.335 --> 01:14:27.880 - Where the hell are you? Are you with Mark? 1541 01:14:27.880 --> 01:14:29.506 Where is that son of bitch? 1542 01:14:29.506 --> 01:14:30.507 I need to talk to him. 1543 01:14:35.012 --> 01:14:37.514 - Listen Cap, we know where the virus is. 1544 01:14:37.514 --> 01:14:38.682 Mark will text you the address 1545 01:14:38.682 --> 01:14:41.018 and we'll see you all there as soon as possible. 1546 01:14:41.018 --> 01:14:42.561 We need all the force you could bring. 1547 01:14:42.561 --> 01:14:43.979 - Are you crazy? 1548 01:14:43.979 --> 01:14:46.648 Wait for us. Don't screw this up. 1549 01:14:46.648 --> 01:14:48.650 - Yes, we don't have time, but we'll see you all there. 1550 01:14:49.860 --> 01:14:50.694 - Let's go! 1551 01:14:50.694 --> 01:14:51.528 - Man. 1552 01:14:52.446 --> 01:14:53.280 (hanging phone) 1553 01:14:55.115 --> 01:14:56.408 (paper notepad falling) 1554 01:14:56.408 --> 01:14:57.618 - Okay, Magnum, let's go. 1555 01:15:00.537 --> 01:15:02.915 - Son. Are you sure you want to do this? 1556 01:15:03.832 --> 01:15:05.584 This is gonna be very dangerous. 1557 01:15:07.127 --> 01:15:09.171 - Let's fucking do it, dad. 1558 01:15:09.171 --> 01:15:10.380 I've always wanted to be like you. 1559 01:15:10.380 --> 01:15:13.383 And now's my opportunity to be like you and to be with you. 1560 01:15:14.301 --> 01:15:15.802 - That's my son. I'm proud of you. 1561 01:15:18.597 --> 01:15:22.726 Come here. Let's fucking do it. 1562 01:15:22.726 --> 01:15:23.977 - Let's do it. 1563 01:15:23.977 --> 01:15:24.811 (video game beep) 1564 01:15:28.148 --> 01:15:31.860 - This is special, for when the fat lady sings. 1565 01:15:33.028 --> 01:15:34.947 - That is so nineties. Dude. 1566 01:15:34.947 --> 01:15:36.448 - You are so nineties. 1567 01:15:36.448 --> 01:15:38.033 - Of course I was born from the nineties. 1568 01:15:38.992 --> 01:15:40.619 - Yuck. 1569 01:15:40.619 --> 01:15:41.912 (80s music) 1570 01:15:52.631 --> 01:15:53.966 (dramatic music) 1571 01:15:53.966 --> 01:15:56.802 - Listen up. We have the most important 1572 01:15:56.802 --> 01:15:58.136 mission of our lives. 1573 01:15:59.096 --> 01:16:01.974 - Okay, we're ready. Where should we go? 1574 01:16:01.974 --> 01:16:04.935 - Well, Marco and Rico are gonna text us the address, so... 1575 01:16:06.937 --> 01:16:08.564 We wait. 1576 01:16:08.564 --> 01:16:09.648 (out of tune drum) 1577 01:16:11.400 --> 01:16:12.568 (phone ringing) 1578 01:16:14.027 --> 01:16:14.820 (trumpet) 1579 01:16:16.113 --> 01:16:17.698 (western music) 1580 01:16:20.492 --> 01:16:21.910 - Where is the car? 1581 01:16:21.910 --> 01:16:24.329 - Where is the car, dude? 1582 01:16:24.329 --> 01:16:26.081 - Where is the car? 1583 01:16:27.457 --> 01:16:29.209 - Where is the car, dude? 1584 01:16:29.209 --> 01:16:31.461 - Dude, where is the car? 1585 01:16:32.504 --> 01:16:34.923 - Where is the car, dude? 1586 01:16:34.923 --> 01:16:36.300 - Dude. 1587 01:16:36.300 --> 01:16:37.301 Where's the car? 1588 01:16:38.510 --> 01:16:40.470 - Did I park it here? 1589 01:16:40.470 --> 01:16:41.305 - Yeah. 1590 01:16:43.140 --> 01:16:44.141 I think so. 1591 01:16:45.684 --> 01:16:47.686 Dude. Where's the car? 1592 01:16:47.686 --> 01:16:50.188 - Okay, enough already. This is not funny anymore. 1593 01:16:54.192 --> 01:16:55.569 Fuck. 1594 01:16:55.569 --> 01:16:58.322 - Did somebody steal the car? 1595 01:17:00.699 --> 01:17:02.200 - No way! 1596 01:17:03.410 --> 01:17:04.911 Son of a bitch! 1597 01:17:06.371 --> 01:17:08.081 Ah, sorry son. Not you. 1598 01:17:09.750 --> 01:17:12.711 Well, I have good news and bad news for you. 1599 01:17:12.711 --> 01:17:13.712 - What's the bad news? 1600 01:17:13.712 --> 01:17:15.964 - Look, we don't have a fucking car. 1601 01:17:15.964 --> 01:17:16.798 - Oh! 1602 01:17:17.758 --> 01:17:19.009 What's the good news? 1603 01:17:19.009 --> 01:17:22.304 - We have badges and we have guns and... 1604 01:17:25.098 --> 01:17:27.225 we're lucky. 1605 01:17:27.225 --> 01:17:28.518 Get in the car little fella. 1606 01:17:35.275 --> 01:17:36.652 (80s music) 1607 01:17:37.944 --> 01:17:40.822 - Take us to 2116 Vermont Avenue Pronto. 1608 01:17:41.907 --> 01:17:44.534 - No. What the hell is going on here? 1609 01:17:44.534 --> 01:17:47.913 You need to use the app to request for service. 1610 01:17:47.913 --> 01:17:49.831 - LAPD. Let's go. 1611 01:17:49.831 --> 01:17:51.124 - Hey, I know you. 1612 01:17:51.124 --> 01:17:54.211 You're the crazy cop who kidnapped my cousin last month. 1613 01:17:55.212 --> 01:17:56.505 - I am? 1614 01:17:56.505 --> 01:17:58.590 - Nah. How do you know that? 1615 01:17:58.590 --> 01:18:00.300 - You're all over the internet. 1616 01:18:00.300 --> 01:18:01.134 - Really? 1617 01:18:02.386 --> 01:18:03.428 (laughter) 1618 01:18:03.428 --> 01:18:04.846 That's not me, dude. 1619 01:18:04.846 --> 01:18:07.599 - Well, guess what? We're going to kidnap you now! 1620 01:18:08.809 --> 01:18:09.976 - What the hell happened to you 1621 01:18:09.976 --> 01:18:11.061 guys in the police department? 1622 01:18:11.061 --> 01:18:13.730 You do not have cars? Or what the fuck? 1623 01:18:13.730 --> 01:18:15.524 - The truth is, we couldn't rent the DeLorean 1624 01:18:15.524 --> 01:18:16.858 for one more day, 1625 01:18:16.858 --> 01:18:18.318 because of the budget. 1626 01:18:19.945 --> 01:18:22.531 Well, that's not important. Go! 1627 01:18:25.325 --> 01:18:26.159 (gunshot) 1628 01:18:27.494 --> 01:18:30.038 Hey, be careful, Mark! 1629 01:18:31.248 --> 01:18:33.792 - Oops, my bad. Sorry. 1630 01:18:33.792 --> 01:18:35.502 - Who's gonna pay for that? 1631 01:18:35.502 --> 01:18:36.336 - What? 1632 01:18:36.336 --> 01:18:38.255 That's not important right now. You know why? 1633 01:18:38.255 --> 01:18:39.089 - Why? 1634 01:18:39.089 --> 01:18:40.298 - Because you're gonna help us. 1635 01:18:40.298 --> 01:18:43.635 You're gonna be a cop for a day! 1636 01:18:43.635 --> 01:18:44.803 - What are you doing? 1637 01:18:44.803 --> 01:18:47.848 - Relax. We need help. Trust me. 1638 01:18:47.848 --> 01:18:48.682 Keep going. 1639 01:18:50.684 --> 01:18:51.518 Right here. 1640 01:18:52.436 --> 01:18:53.270 (laughter) 1641 01:18:56.189 --> 01:18:57.357 - What? a drive through. 1642 01:18:58.400 --> 01:19:02.237 - Hey, you're not hungry? Come on man. 1643 01:19:03.780 --> 01:19:05.157 (soft music) 1644 01:19:07.284 --> 01:19:08.785 - I hate my job. 1645 01:19:16.293 --> 01:19:19.588 - These are good. I told you guys. 1646 01:19:22.924 --> 01:19:23.759 - It's okay. 1647 01:19:25.594 --> 01:19:27.220 - How far are we driver? 1648 01:19:27.220 --> 01:19:29.306 Oh, sorry Detective. 1649 01:19:30.599 --> 01:19:31.683 - We're almost there. 1650 01:19:33.101 --> 01:19:34.269 (tense music) 1651 01:19:35.228 --> 01:19:36.062 - Let's go. 1652 01:19:38.356 --> 01:19:39.900 - Hey, wait a minute. 1653 01:19:40.776 --> 01:19:43.195 Did you text the address to the captain? 1654 01:19:43.195 --> 01:19:46.782 - What? I thought you were gonna do it, man. 1655 01:19:46.782 --> 01:19:48.492 - Oh no. I said you were gonna do it. 1656 01:19:49.618 --> 01:19:50.994 - Okay, do it then. 1657 01:19:50.994 --> 01:19:51.995 - Okay. 1658 01:19:51.995 --> 01:19:53.413 - Did you do it already? 1659 01:19:53.413 --> 01:19:55.040 - Oh, I'm doing it right now. 1660 01:19:56.750 --> 01:19:59.002 - I got it! I got it! 1661 01:19:59.002 --> 01:20:00.295 - [Detectives] Yeah! 1662 01:20:00.295 --> 01:20:01.922 - [Captain Johnson] Everybody, let's go. 1663 01:20:03.673 --> 01:20:05.717 (screams) 1664 01:20:09.346 --> 01:20:13.683 - Wait, gimme that. You are ready for this gun. 1665 01:20:13.683 --> 01:20:16.394 You don't need this anymore. You're ready for this one. 1666 01:20:17.312 --> 01:20:18.355 You're a man now. 1667 01:20:23.985 --> 01:20:25.028 You ready? 1668 01:20:25.028 --> 01:20:25.862 - Ready. 1669 01:20:25.862 --> 01:20:27.280 - Let's go, son. 1670 01:20:29.866 --> 01:20:32.744 - Hey assholes. What about me? I thought we were partners. 1671 01:20:41.920 --> 01:20:45.257 - Hey man. Are you ready? This is your gun. 1672 01:20:45.257 --> 01:20:46.591 This is your badge. 1673 01:20:47.801 --> 01:20:50.178 - The fuck is this? Are you kidding me? 1674 01:20:50.178 --> 01:20:51.346 - Let's go. 1675 01:20:51.346 --> 01:20:52.889 (rock music) 1676 01:20:57.269 --> 01:20:59.646 - [Rico] This shit just got real. 1677 01:20:59.646 --> 01:21:01.022 - I'll be damned. 1678 01:21:02.858 --> 01:21:07.153 Detective Mark Valentine. 1679 01:21:07.153 --> 01:21:10.949 Detective, I've been waiting for you for a long time. 1680 01:21:12.409 --> 01:21:14.077 You are late! 1681 01:21:14.077 --> 01:21:15.996 What is your excuse? 1682 01:21:15.996 --> 01:21:17.289 - The car was stolen. 1683 01:21:17.289 --> 01:21:19.958 - Yes. I can attest that as they kidnapped me, 1684 01:21:19.958 --> 01:21:22.711 because they never seemed to have a car. 1685 01:21:22.711 --> 01:21:26.631 - If you're here to stop my plan, you'll have to go 1686 01:21:26.631 --> 01:21:27.883 through us, through us. 1687 01:21:28.884 --> 01:21:29.759 (laughter) 1688 01:21:29.759 --> 01:21:33.597 Look to get to the boss. You need this. You need this key. 1689 01:21:34.431 --> 01:21:35.265 (sighing) 1690 01:21:35.265 --> 01:21:39.436 I'm tired of this girls. Let's get rid of this clown team. 1691 01:21:39.436 --> 01:21:41.688 I pay a lot of money to these people. 1692 01:21:43.899 --> 01:21:45.650 - Girls. 1693 01:21:45.650 --> 01:21:48.278 - You want to fight us or you a chicken? 1694 01:21:48.278 --> 01:21:50.322 - Nobody calls me a chicken. 1695 01:21:50.322 --> 01:21:52.407 - My name is Ramona. 1696 01:21:52.407 --> 01:21:55.118 You killed my father, prepare to die. 1697 01:21:56.077 --> 01:21:57.954 - What the hell is she talking about? 1698 01:21:57.954 --> 01:21:59.706 - [Mark] The fuck I know! 1699 01:21:59.706 --> 01:22:03.460 - You want a piece of me? I'll break your legs right now. 1700 01:22:05.253 --> 01:22:07.213 - [Professor Malevolent] That's what I'm talking about 1701 01:22:08.673 --> 01:22:11.927 - [Lilly] Girls, let's kick this ugly man ass. 1702 01:22:11.927 --> 01:22:13.345 - Let's get them. 1703 01:22:13.345 --> 01:22:14.554 - Wow. 1704 01:22:16.723 --> 01:22:17.849 Not in the face. 1705 01:22:18.892 --> 01:22:19.726 (grunting) 1706 01:22:22.896 --> 01:22:23.730 (whoosh) 1707 01:22:27.484 --> 01:22:28.318 (grunting) 1708 01:22:29.653 --> 01:22:30.862 (screaming) 1709 01:22:30.862 --> 01:22:32.155 - Bitch! 1710 01:22:32.155 --> 01:22:32.989 (screaming) 1711 01:22:33.865 --> 01:22:35.116 (whoosh) 1712 01:22:35.116 --> 01:22:36.576 - [Ramona] Asshole! 1713 01:22:39.829 --> 01:22:41.122 (primal scream) 1714 01:22:42.916 --> 01:22:43.750 (primal scream) 1715 01:22:47.379 --> 01:22:48.213 (whoosh) 1716 01:22:52.425 --> 01:22:53.259 (primal scream) 1717 01:22:56.596 --> 01:22:57.430 (grunting) 1718 01:22:59.265 --> 01:23:00.100 (screaming) 1719 01:23:02.227 --> 01:23:03.061 (laughing) 1720 01:23:05.772 --> 01:23:07.065 (screaming) 1721 01:23:10.443 --> 01:23:11.277 - Ahhh! 1722 01:23:12.278 --> 01:23:13.947 (police radio) 1723 01:23:13.947 --> 01:23:15.365 - [Mark] You look like shit, man. 1724 01:23:15.365 --> 01:23:19.119 - Guys, it's been fun, but I really gotta get back to work. 1725 01:23:20.078 --> 01:23:22.372 My bills aren't gonna pay themselves. 1726 01:23:23.540 --> 01:23:24.374 - Thank you for your help, man. 1727 01:23:24.374 --> 01:23:25.208 - Alright. 1728 01:23:25.208 --> 01:23:26.042 - You did great. 1729 01:23:26.042 --> 01:23:26.876 - Anytime. Anytime. 1730 01:23:26.876 --> 01:23:30.714 - Look, keep this, thanks for the adventure man amigo. 1731 01:23:38.138 --> 01:23:38.972 (tense music) 1732 01:23:39.973 --> 01:23:41.850 - Help is here. 1733 01:23:41.850 --> 01:23:42.684 - Yes, son. 1734 01:23:44.394 --> 01:23:45.979 - What did you leave us? 1735 01:23:45.979 --> 01:23:46.813 - Just buddies. 1736 01:23:48.648 --> 01:23:49.858 - What about the others? 1737 01:23:49.858 --> 01:23:51.443 - Stuck in traffic. 1738 01:23:51.443 --> 01:23:55.155 - Valentine. Let's see how tough you are. Valentine. 1739 01:23:55.155 --> 01:23:56.614 (drum roll) 1740 01:23:56.614 --> 01:23:57.449 - [Referee] Ready. 1741 01:23:59.117 --> 01:24:02.162 Go! Bend off. Go! 1742 01:24:03.288 --> 01:24:04.122 Ready! 1743 01:24:06.416 --> 01:24:07.584 (whoosh) 1744 01:24:07.584 --> 01:24:10.003 - Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh! 1745 01:24:10.003 --> 01:24:11.296 (whoosh) 1746 01:24:11.296 --> 01:24:12.505 (drums) 1747 01:24:13.381 --> 01:24:15.717 [Referee] Ready? Fight! 1748 01:24:18.553 --> 01:24:19.387 (whoosh) 1749 01:24:20.597 --> 01:24:21.431 - [Mark] Eeee-yah! 1750 01:24:21.431 --> 01:24:22.265 (video game beep) 1751 01:24:22.265 --> 01:24:23.099 - Point Valentine! 1752 01:24:26.561 --> 01:24:27.729 (tense music) 1753 01:24:27.729 --> 01:24:28.563 - Fight! 1754 01:24:32.525 --> 01:24:34.194 (grunting) 1755 01:24:36.988 --> 01:24:37.822 - [Rico] Okay. 1756 01:24:39.115 --> 01:24:40.200 (whoosh) 1757 01:24:42.660 --> 01:24:43.495 (video game beep) 1758 01:24:48.458 --> 01:24:49.626 (screams) 1759 01:24:55.799 --> 01:24:56.633 (video game beep) 1760 01:24:56.633 --> 01:24:58.510 - [Mark] Yeah! 1761 01:24:58.510 --> 01:25:00.345 - [Rico] You can do it. Yeah. 1762 01:25:00.345 --> 01:25:04.099 - [Professor Malevolent] My nose! See, it's broken. 1763 01:25:04.099 --> 01:25:05.225 (groaning and moaning) 1764 01:25:06.392 --> 01:25:08.186 Oh, hey, he broke my nose. 1765 01:25:08.186 --> 01:25:09.229 - Sweep the leg. 1766 01:25:09.229 --> 01:25:10.313 - But you are the referee. 1767 01:25:10.313 --> 01:25:11.606 - Sweep the leg! 1768 01:25:11.606 --> 01:25:13.149 - Okay. 1769 01:25:13.149 --> 01:25:14.359 (drum roll) 1770 01:25:17.862 --> 01:25:19.489 - Ready? Fight! 1771 01:25:21.282 --> 01:25:22.117 (whoosh) 1772 01:25:23.076 --> 01:25:23.910 (screaming) 1773 01:25:29.415 --> 01:25:30.250 (screaming) 1774 01:25:32.293 --> 01:25:33.128 (tense music) 1775 01:25:36.089 --> 01:25:37.423 (grunting) 1776 01:25:38.424 --> 01:25:40.802 - [Professor Malevolent] Throw the towel bitch. 1777 01:25:40.802 --> 01:25:41.928 - Can you go on? 1778 01:25:43.721 --> 01:25:45.306 - I'm okay. 1779 01:25:45.306 --> 01:25:46.724 - [Maxine] Good job Mark! 1780 01:25:50.520 --> 01:25:51.521 - I'm gonna get you this time Valentine. 1781 01:25:51.521 --> 01:25:53.231 I'm gonna get you. Let's go! 1782 01:25:54.065 --> 01:25:55.441 - [Rico] You are the best Mark. 1783 01:25:55.441 --> 01:25:57.277 - What's he doing referee? 1784 01:25:57.277 --> 01:25:58.111 Come on Valentine! 1785 01:25:58.111 --> 01:25:59.445 Let's fight. Turn around. 1786 01:25:59.445 --> 01:26:02.657 Fight like a man Valentine. What's the matter with you? 1787 01:26:02.657 --> 01:26:03.616 - Ready? 1788 01:26:03.616 --> 01:26:04.450 Fight! 1789 01:26:06.119 --> 01:26:07.704 - I'm gonna get you Valentine! 1790 01:26:10.665 --> 01:26:12.041 - Finish him! 1791 01:26:12.041 --> 01:26:13.084 (drum roll) 1792 01:26:15.420 --> 01:26:17.172 - [Referee] Ready? Fight! 1793 01:26:20.383 --> 01:26:22.135 (tense music) 1794 01:26:25.305 --> 01:26:29.684 - Did you see that? What did you put in my mouth? 1795 01:26:29.684 --> 01:26:31.644 What'd you put in my mouth? Bastard. 1796 01:26:31.644 --> 01:26:34.981 - I heard you got erectile problems. Sorry. 1797 01:26:34.981 --> 01:26:37.817 I'm just trying to help you buddy. With your pipi. 1798 01:26:38.902 --> 01:26:41.154 - I'm feeling funny. There's something moving down here. 1799 01:26:42.197 --> 01:26:43.031 - Oh crap. 1800 01:26:43.031 --> 01:26:46.367 - I feel a little faint. I feel a little faint. 1801 01:26:48.912 --> 01:26:50.121 (cymbal and funny sound) 1802 01:26:55.585 --> 01:26:56.419 (tense drum) 1803 01:26:56.419 --> 01:26:57.921 (whoosh) 1804 01:26:57.921 --> 01:27:01.174 - My dick. You motherfucker. My dick! 1805 01:27:02.717 --> 01:27:04.260 - [Mark] Yeah! 1806 01:27:04.260 --> 01:27:05.428 (triumph music) 1807 01:27:08.514 --> 01:27:09.849 - The winner! 1808 01:27:09.849 --> 01:27:11.684 Valentine! 1809 01:27:14.103 --> 01:27:15.313 - Yeah motherfucker! 1810 01:27:15.313 --> 01:27:16.189 Yeah! 1811 01:27:16.189 --> 01:27:17.023 In your face! 1812 01:27:18.608 --> 01:27:20.235 (screaming) 1813 01:27:20.235 --> 01:27:21.069 - You win! 1814 01:27:25.240 --> 01:27:26.074 - Yeah! 1815 01:27:28.534 --> 01:27:30.119 (triumph music) 1816 01:27:32.455 --> 01:27:33.581 - [Mark] OK, let's go. 1817 01:27:35.333 --> 01:27:36.167 (explosion) 1818 01:27:53.476 --> 01:27:54.310 (tense music) 1819 01:28:08.741 --> 01:28:09.993 (tense music) 1820 01:28:11.828 --> 01:28:13.246 (laughter) 1821 01:28:19.252 --> 01:28:20.795 - Well, well, Well. 1822 01:28:22.130 --> 01:28:25.800 If he's not the great detective, Mark Valentine, 1823 01:28:27.552 --> 01:28:29.387 and his useless son. 1824 01:28:32.140 --> 01:28:34.100 This little case is going 1825 01:28:34.100 --> 01:28:35.518 to change the world. 1826 01:28:37.228 --> 01:28:41.566 and this person, this is patient zero. 1827 01:28:43.776 --> 01:28:45.528 Just a great hero. 1828 01:28:45.528 --> 01:28:47.447 - Well, we think the virus is already all over. 1829 01:28:47.447 --> 01:28:50.158 Is the racism, bullying, discrimination, all the crime. 1830 01:28:51.117 --> 01:28:54.412 - And you know there is not a vaccine for that shit. 1831 01:28:54.412 --> 01:28:57.874 - [Big Boss] Bestia, bestia, not yet. 1832 01:29:03.046 --> 01:29:04.047 (laughter) 1833 01:29:04.047 --> 01:29:06.716 - What? You think you're some kind of beast master 1834 01:29:06.716 --> 01:29:08.760 of something? please. 1835 01:29:11.179 --> 01:29:12.138 (mumbling) 1836 01:29:14.766 --> 01:29:15.808 - Guess who? 1837 01:29:19.437 --> 01:29:20.897 - Murphy! You are alive. 1838 01:29:21.814 --> 01:29:23.232 - Oh, I'm more than alive. 1839 01:29:25.568 --> 01:29:26.569 - Yeah! 1840 01:29:28.112 --> 01:29:29.906 - So good to see you too. 1841 01:29:29.906 --> 01:29:30.740 Turn around. 1842 01:29:32.492 --> 01:29:34.369 - What the fuck are you doing Murphy? 1843 01:29:34.369 --> 01:29:35.453 (guns cocking) 1844 01:29:35.453 --> 01:29:37.121 - [Murphy] Oh, I'm doing the right thing. 1845 01:29:41.417 --> 01:29:42.627 (laughter) 1846 01:29:42.627 --> 01:29:44.379 - Well, you know. 1847 01:29:44.379 --> 01:29:48.466 Sometimes doing the right thing, 1848 01:29:49.467 --> 01:29:54.472 for the right price, is the right choice. 1849 01:29:56.140 --> 01:29:56.974 (spitting) 1850 01:30:01.813 --> 01:30:05.525 - You betrayed your best partner for money. 1851 01:30:05.525 --> 01:30:07.610 Your filthy animal. 1852 01:30:07.610 --> 01:30:09.904 - Mark. It ain't just about money. 1853 01:30:09.904 --> 01:30:11.614 I dislike your ass too. 1854 01:30:11.614 --> 01:30:14.409 - Shut up! Get this son of a bitch. 1855 01:30:14.409 --> 01:30:15.284 (speaking chinese) 1856 01:30:15.284 --> 01:30:19.205 - Come many closer and this person will suffer. 1857 01:30:19.205 --> 01:30:20.206 - [Lynn] You three. 1858 01:30:20.206 --> 01:30:21.040 Gimme your guns. 1859 01:30:23.209 --> 01:30:24.544 (dramatic music) 1860 01:30:28.131 --> 01:30:30.091 - I think I'll finish this now. 1861 01:30:30.091 --> 01:30:31.384 - So what going to do? 1862 01:30:32.969 --> 01:30:37.390 You going to save your girlfriend? Your son? Yourself? 1863 01:30:38.599 --> 01:30:40.893 Maybe thousands of people. 1864 01:30:43.396 --> 01:30:46.357 Maybe you will shoot your partner. It's very difficult. 1865 01:30:46.357 --> 01:30:47.191 - No. Fuck! 1866 01:30:48.651 --> 01:30:49.861 - It's impossible. 1867 01:30:49.861 --> 01:30:51.821 - My head is boiling. What the fuck? 1868 01:30:51.821 --> 01:30:52.655 (drums) 1869 01:30:52.655 --> 01:30:54.866 - I think we have a classical standoff right here. 1870 01:31:00.872 --> 01:31:01.706 (drums) 1871 01:31:01.706 --> 01:31:04.250 - No, we have a Mexican standoff. 1872 01:31:05.209 --> 01:31:06.711 - Everybody get the fuck down! 1873 01:31:10.047 --> 01:31:11.299 (screaming) 1874 01:31:15.261 --> 01:31:16.596 - [Rico] Mark, are you okay? 1875 01:31:18.848 --> 01:31:19.849 - [Detective Chang] Mark. Are you okay? 1876 01:31:19.849 --> 01:31:21.350 You okay? 1877 01:31:21.350 --> 01:31:23.394 - I think I'm just gonna lose my arm. 1878 01:31:23.394 --> 01:31:24.937 But I don't have time to bleed. 1879 01:31:27.857 --> 01:31:29.650 (dramatic music) 1880 01:31:29.650 --> 01:31:30.485 (gunshot) 1881 01:31:36.699 --> 01:31:38.117 - Say your prayers! 1882 01:31:38.117 --> 01:31:39.911 - No! Die motherfucker! 1883 01:31:45.875 --> 01:31:47.460 - Shoot him! Shoot him! 1884 01:31:54.884 --> 01:31:56.093 (grunting) 1885 01:31:59.889 --> 01:32:00.723 (gunshot) 1886 01:32:03.184 --> 01:32:04.227 (Wilhelm scream) 1887 01:32:04.227 --> 01:32:05.061 (scream) 1888 01:32:06.938 --> 01:32:07.772 - Aww Ow! 1889 01:32:07.772 --> 01:32:09.440 - I hate you motherfucker. 1890 01:32:12.818 --> 01:32:13.653 - Me? 1891 01:32:18.533 --> 01:32:19.700 (virus case hitting the floor) 1892 01:32:24.956 --> 01:32:26.249 (dramatic music) 1893 01:32:31.879 --> 01:32:33.381 (sighing) 1894 01:32:33.381 --> 01:32:36.968 - Rico. Rico son. Are you okay? 1895 01:32:36.968 --> 01:32:37.802 - [Rico] I'm fine. 1896 01:32:37.802 --> 01:32:38.761 - [Mark] Tell me you're fine. 1897 01:32:38.761 --> 01:32:40.555 - I'm fine. I'm not going to the dark side yet. 1898 01:32:40.555 --> 01:32:41.389 - Okay. 1899 01:32:41.389 --> 01:32:42.223 - Literally. 1900 01:32:42.223 --> 01:32:43.057 - Get up! 1901 01:32:49.272 --> 01:32:50.439 - Damn you cop. 1902 01:32:50.439 --> 01:32:52.149 You're not gonna ruin our plan. 1903 01:32:53.234 --> 01:32:54.652 - Don't do it. 1904 01:32:54.652 --> 01:32:56.404 - I'm not gonna allow that to happen. 1905 01:32:57.488 --> 01:32:58.656 (grunting) 1906 01:32:58.656 --> 01:32:59.740 - [Chang] Are you okay? 1907 01:33:02.243 --> 01:33:03.995 - [Maxine] Oh my God. 1908 01:33:10.418 --> 01:33:11.252 (out of ammo) 1909 01:33:12.128 --> 01:33:13.629 - Hey, the party's here. 1910 01:33:15.089 --> 01:33:17.091 - No, Bella, you don't want to do that. 1911 01:33:17.091 --> 01:33:18.467 No one else has to be killed. 1912 01:33:19.802 --> 01:33:20.803 (thud) 1913 01:33:20.803 --> 01:33:22.430 Except you. 1914 01:33:22.430 --> 01:33:23.264 (moaning) 1915 01:33:25.766 --> 01:33:26.601 (soft music) 1916 01:33:27.685 --> 01:33:29.478 - God. Mark, - Come on. 1917 01:33:29.478 --> 01:33:30.354 We need you. 1918 01:33:30.354 --> 01:33:32.189 Please don't leave us! 1919 01:33:36.611 --> 01:33:38.613 - I'm fully injured. 1920 01:33:38.613 --> 01:33:41.532 I'll see you all in the next life. 1921 01:33:45.328 --> 01:33:48.247 You! Don't date anybody, okay? 1922 01:33:48.247 --> 01:33:49.081 - No. Please don't die. 1923 01:33:50.249 --> 01:33:53.794 We love you please. Mark. 1924 01:34:07.850 --> 01:34:08.684 (whoosh) 1925 01:34:11.312 --> 01:34:12.146 (heavenly music) 1926 01:34:17.443 --> 01:34:18.277 (whoosh) 1927 01:34:23.282 --> 01:34:24.617 (heavenly music) 1928 01:34:36.128 --> 01:34:38.464 - Hello. My name is Angel. 1929 01:34:38.464 --> 01:34:42.468 And welcome to your welcome to Heaven Party. 1930 01:34:43.302 --> 01:34:44.136 - What? 1931 01:34:44.136 --> 01:34:46.013 - Listen very carefully. 1932 01:34:46.013 --> 01:34:49.100 This is not a dream, you are 1933 01:34:49.100 --> 01:34:50.518 in heaven! 1934 01:34:53.187 --> 01:34:56.399 - No, no, no. You guys made a mistake. Call your manager. 1935 01:34:56.399 --> 01:34:57.900 I want to talk to your manager. 1936 01:34:57.900 --> 01:34:58.901 - That's impossible. 1937 01:34:58.901 --> 01:34:59.944 God does not make mistakes. 1938 01:35:01.445 --> 01:35:04.990 - No fucking way. Dad. 1939 01:35:06.534 --> 01:35:07.368 Michael? 1940 01:35:10.204 --> 01:35:11.580 - Oh! 1941 01:35:11.580 --> 01:35:14.750 Elvis, I'm a huge fan of you. I love you very much. 1942 01:35:14.750 --> 01:35:16.293 - Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. 1943 01:35:17.461 --> 01:35:19.505 - Join us and party for the eternity. 1944 01:35:22.174 --> 01:35:23.509 (singing) 1945 01:35:27.388 --> 01:35:29.265 - No, no, no. I can't. I cannot be here. 1946 01:35:29.265 --> 01:35:31.100 I'm in the middle of something very important 1947 01:35:31.100 --> 01:35:32.351 right now. 1948 01:35:32.351 --> 01:35:34.228 - You are welcome to go back. 1949 01:35:34.228 --> 01:35:37.940 - So, you are telling me I can choose what to do? 1950 01:35:37.940 --> 01:35:41.402 - Yes. We give this option to all people who come to heaven. 1951 01:35:41.402 --> 01:35:43.654 - Cool. Is that God's idea? 1952 01:35:44.530 --> 01:35:45.531 - Darling 1953 01:35:45.531 --> 01:35:47.408 Everything ever is God's idea. 1954 01:35:50.494 --> 01:35:52.037 - Hey George. I've always loved your 1955 01:35:52.037 --> 01:35:53.664 song Careless Whisper. 1956 01:35:53.664 --> 01:35:54.915 Is that a personal story? 1957 01:35:56.333 --> 01:35:59.587 - Of course, my friend. I do with Faith! Faith! Faith! 1958 01:36:03.132 --> 01:36:03.966 Woo! 1959 01:36:03.966 --> 01:36:06.177 - Do you have alcohol in heaven? 1960 01:36:06.177 --> 01:36:07.511 What else do you have here? 1961 01:36:07.511 --> 01:36:09.013 - Of course, all the good stuff. 1962 01:36:09.013 --> 01:36:11.474 That's why most people decide to stay. 1963 01:36:11.474 --> 01:36:12.850 - No way, how come? 1964 01:36:12.850 --> 01:36:15.144 - They didn't wanna to go back to their 1965 01:36:15.144 --> 01:36:17.229 jobs and stressful lives 1966 01:36:17.229 --> 01:36:21.358 and traffic, viruses, wars, and crime. 1967 01:36:21.358 --> 01:36:24.528 So they just decide to stay here and party for the eternity. 1968 01:36:26.197 --> 01:36:30.451 Also, God can answer all the questions you ever have. 1969 01:36:30.451 --> 01:36:33.788 Like, who killed your favorite celebrity? 1970 01:36:33.788 --> 01:36:35.331 Or is it okay to eat meat? 1971 01:36:35.331 --> 01:36:37.249 Or if the elections were rigged, 1972 01:36:37.249 --> 01:36:40.920 or if heaven is flat, earth is flat, 1973 01:36:40.920 --> 01:36:45.007 or answers to any conspiracy theories you believe in or not. 1974 01:36:45.007 --> 01:36:47.760 - Well, it doesn't sound that bad after all. 1975 01:36:58.187 --> 01:37:00.064 - Just one little thing. Angel. 1976 01:37:00.064 --> 01:37:02.775 If you cross this line, you would never be able to go back 1977 01:37:02.775 --> 01:37:04.401 to the living area. 1978 01:37:04.401 --> 01:37:05.820 So make the right decision. 1979 01:37:07.029 --> 01:37:09.281 - Ah God. What should I do? 1980 01:37:12.493 --> 01:37:15.287 - [God] Do, what your heart tells you! 1981 01:37:17.331 --> 01:37:18.165 (heavenly music) 1982 01:37:19.625 --> 01:37:21.877 - Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go back to earth. 1983 01:37:21.877 --> 01:37:24.338 You know, there's still a lot of things I need to do. 1984 01:37:24.338 --> 01:37:25.965 - Okay? Either way, we'll be waiting 1985 01:37:25.965 --> 01:37:27.466 for you when you'll be back. 1986 01:37:27.466 --> 01:37:29.677 They're not going anywhere. 1987 01:37:29.677 --> 01:37:32.513 - Okay. Excellent. See you later OK. 1988 01:37:32.513 --> 01:37:33.722 - Okay. 1989 01:37:33.722 --> 01:37:34.557 - Wait. 1990 01:37:35.432 --> 01:37:37.810 Do you know when I'm gonna be back here? 1991 01:37:37.810 --> 01:37:39.353 - Ah, we'll see you next week. 1992 01:37:39.353 --> 01:37:42.439 - Okay? What? What did you say? 1993 01:37:43.816 --> 01:37:44.942 - Joking. 1994 01:37:44.942 --> 01:37:47.570 - You better be joking. Not funny. 1995 01:37:59.164 --> 01:38:00.457 (dramatic music) 1996 01:38:00.457 --> 01:38:03.127 - Where do you think you're going? Motherfucker. 1997 01:38:03.127 --> 01:38:05.004 - Please don't curse in Heaven. 1998 01:38:05.004 --> 01:38:07.923 - You, you're a piece of shit. 1999 01:38:07.923 --> 01:38:09.592 What the fuck are you doing here? 2000 01:38:09.592 --> 01:38:11.552 - I was asking the same thing. 2001 01:38:11.552 --> 01:38:13.345 - You know what? I'm out of here. 2002 01:38:14.346 --> 01:38:15.806 - No, you're not going anywhere. 2003 01:38:15.806 --> 01:38:17.683 You're staying here forever. 2004 01:38:18.976 --> 01:38:20.060 - Son of bitch. 2005 01:38:20.060 --> 01:38:21.061 - No guns in heaven. 2006 01:38:22.771 --> 01:38:24.231 - It ain't gonna work here. 2007 01:38:27.109 --> 01:38:28.277 Punch him! 2008 01:38:28.277 --> 01:38:29.820 - Please not fighting in Heaven. 2009 01:38:29.820 --> 01:38:30.946 - Punch him. 2010 01:38:32.907 --> 01:38:33.991 Punch his ass! 2011 01:38:38.037 --> 01:38:39.496 You ain't going nowhere! 2012 01:38:41.665 --> 01:38:42.499 - Do something! 2013 01:38:42.499 --> 01:38:44.627 - I don't know what to do. I'm an accountant. 2014 01:38:45.920 --> 01:38:46.754 (dramatic music) 2015 01:38:47.755 --> 01:38:50.883 - No, I cannot believe we're fighting in heaven. Man. 2016 01:38:50.883 --> 01:38:52.092 - Shat up and go to hell! 2017 01:38:52.092 --> 01:38:55.638 - You go to hell! I'm staying here in heaven. No. 2018 01:38:58.515 --> 01:39:00.684 - Hey, let my son go! 2019 01:39:00.684 --> 01:39:02.353 - No way old man. 2020 01:39:02.353 --> 01:39:03.395 - I said let him go. 2021 01:39:06.231 --> 01:39:08.067 (drums) 2022 01:39:08.067 --> 01:39:11.570 - You better listen grandpa! Old man. 2023 01:39:21.956 --> 01:39:23.207 (soft music) 2024 01:39:26.335 --> 01:39:27.169 (laughter) 2025 01:39:29.463 --> 01:39:30.589 - Thank you Papa. 2026 01:39:31.674 --> 01:39:33.008 - Now you can go. 2027 01:39:34.259 --> 01:39:36.679 - No, I want to stay here with you. 2028 01:39:36.679 --> 01:39:40.391 - No, it's not your time. Go, do good for people. 2029 01:39:42.309 --> 01:39:43.769 - Are you sure? 2030 01:39:43.769 --> 01:39:47.940 - Yes, I'm sure. Take care of mama and Chikitito! 2031 01:39:50.776 --> 01:39:52.945 - Okay, I'll do that. 2032 01:39:52.945 --> 01:39:55.906 You know I love you and I'll be back here. 2033 01:39:56.824 --> 01:39:59.159 I don't know when. Hopefully not soon, 2034 01:39:59.159 --> 01:40:00.995 but for sure I'll be here. 2035 01:40:00.995 --> 01:40:01.829 - I love you. 2036 01:40:02.997 --> 01:40:03.831 - I love you. 2037 01:40:06.625 --> 01:40:07.459 - Wow. 2038 01:40:11.088 --> 01:40:13.590 - Go and do this for me too. 2039 01:40:13.590 --> 01:40:16.093 - I will. Take care. 2040 01:40:16.093 --> 01:40:17.177 - You too. 2041 01:40:17.177 --> 01:40:20.764 - Hey, we'll keep the party going for you. Huh? 2042 01:40:20.764 --> 01:40:21.765 - Please do. Okay. 2043 01:40:29.648 --> 01:40:32.192 - [God] Be good Mark! 2044 01:40:34.278 --> 01:40:37.031 - I will. God, thank you for everything. 2045 01:40:41.994 --> 01:40:43.746 (gasping) 2046 01:40:43.746 --> 01:40:46.415 - Oh my! You are back! 2047 01:40:48.417 --> 01:40:52.337 Oh my gosh. You're alive. You're alive. You're alive. 2048 01:40:55.257 --> 01:40:57.885 - I'm back baby. Never give up. 2049 01:41:01.346 --> 01:41:03.098 You didn't date anybody, right? 2050 01:41:03.098 --> 01:41:05.768 - No. I'll always love you. 2051 01:41:05.768 --> 01:41:07.978 - Did you see God Mark? 2052 01:41:07.978 --> 01:41:09.146 - Did you see Michael Jackson? 2053 01:41:10.814 --> 01:41:15.235 - I'll tell you later. Thank you. God. 2054 01:41:18.447 --> 01:41:19.656 (soft music) 2055 01:41:27.915 --> 01:41:29.083 (police siren) 2056 01:41:35.380 --> 01:41:36.590 (soft music) 2057 01:41:39.093 --> 01:41:44.056 - Mark. Mark. Hey, wake up. Mark, wake up. 2058 01:41:44.139 --> 01:41:46.934 Hey. Hey. Wake up. Wake up. 2059 01:41:48.393 --> 01:41:50.395 - Hey, what the! 2060 01:41:51.355 --> 01:41:52.981 - How are you dad? 2061 01:41:52.981 --> 01:41:53.816 - Where am I? 2062 01:41:54.858 --> 01:41:57.361 - They brought you to a hospital buddy! 2063 01:41:57.361 --> 01:41:58.195 - A hospital? 2064 01:41:59.196 --> 01:42:00.364 What is it? 2065 01:42:01.448 --> 01:42:03.283 - A big building with patients. 2066 01:42:03.283 --> 01:42:05.786 But that's not important right now. 2067 01:42:05.786 --> 01:42:07.579 - Who the hell are you? 2068 01:42:07.579 --> 01:42:10.833 - I'm Detective Chang. We work together. Remember? 2069 01:42:11.875 --> 01:42:13.043 - I don't know you. 2070 01:42:18.590 --> 01:42:21.718 - We brought you something that'll make you feel better. 2071 01:42:23.428 --> 01:42:24.263 Surprise! 2072 01:42:25.514 --> 01:42:27.015 - [Dancer] Surprise! 2073 01:42:27.015 --> 01:42:28.517 (techno music) 2074 01:42:42.739 --> 01:42:43.574 (music stops) 2075 01:42:49.454 --> 01:42:50.289 (music continues) 2076 01:43:02.259 --> 01:43:03.093 - [The Mayor] Oh! 2077 01:43:08.140 --> 01:43:09.057 - What is this? 2078 01:43:09.057 --> 01:43:10.475 What's going on here? 2079 01:43:12.102 --> 01:43:13.270 - I don't know. 2080 01:43:14.271 --> 01:43:15.731 - I see you feeling better. 2081 01:43:18.108 --> 01:43:21.904 - Oh, we know that today 2082 01:43:21.904 --> 01:43:23.405 is your birthday. 2083 01:43:24.406 --> 01:43:27.409 Wow. Happy birthday. 2084 01:43:29.620 --> 01:43:31.079 - Happy birthday. 2085 01:43:33.540 --> 01:43:35.584 - Look, we have the whole police department here. 2086 01:43:40.714 --> 01:43:42.257 (sneezing) 2087 01:43:42.257 --> 01:43:43.342 - Are you okay? 2088 01:43:43.342 --> 01:43:44.301 - I thought I caught a 2089 01:43:44.301 --> 01:43:45.552 virus or something from a 2090 01:43:45.552 --> 01:43:47.179 patient next door. 2091 01:43:47.179 --> 01:43:48.013 (sneezing) 2092 01:43:48.013 --> 01:43:49.431 - Yes sure. 2093 01:43:49.431 --> 01:43:52.017 I bet he wears a mustache and his name is Big Boss Tango. 2094 01:43:54.394 --> 01:43:56.605 - How did you know that detective? 2095 01:43:56.605 --> 01:43:57.439 - [Mark] What? 2096 01:43:59.316 --> 01:44:01.610 No way. I need to arrest him. 2097 01:44:01.610 --> 01:44:04.571 - He disappeared earlier today. 2098 01:44:04.571 --> 01:44:05.864 - Oh shit. 2099 01:44:05.864 --> 01:44:06.657 - Jesus. 2100 01:44:08.742 --> 01:44:10.410 - No way. This can't be happening. 2101 01:44:12.412 --> 01:44:14.039 - Hey, let's take a picture. 2102 01:44:18.919 --> 01:44:20.462 (triumph music) 2103 01:44:22.339 --> 01:44:23.173 (camera shutter) 2104 01:44:38.814 --> 01:44:39.856 (rock music) 2105 01:44:39.856 --> 01:44:41.483 - [audience person] Hey, we want to know what happened 2106 01:44:41.483 --> 01:44:43.235 with the real actors for the porn movie. 2107 01:44:43.235 --> 01:44:46.488 You know, in and out double meat, please. 2108 01:44:46.488 --> 01:44:47.531 (record scratching) 2109 01:44:47.531 --> 01:44:50.367 - [Narrator] Excuse me. What kind of a question is that? 2110 01:44:50.367 --> 01:44:51.201 - [audience person] Come on. 2111 01:44:51.201 --> 01:44:52.577 We really want to know what happened. 2112 01:44:52.577 --> 01:44:53.829 - [Narrator] Very well. 2113 01:44:53.829 --> 01:44:58.000 Only because all you perverts want to know. 2114 01:44:58.000 --> 01:44:59.501 - Keep sucking that up. Yeah. 2115 01:44:59.501 --> 01:45:01.044 like there's no tomorrow. 2116 01:45:01.044 --> 01:45:02.629 - We're are Looking for a bad man. 2117 01:45:03.505 --> 01:45:06.008 - You gotta be kidding me, again? 2118 01:45:06.008 --> 01:45:08.176 - We're the gay actors for the gay movie. 2119 01:45:08.176 --> 01:45:09.553 - Wonderful. 2120 01:45:09.553 --> 01:45:11.013 Here, put this on. 2121 01:45:11.013 --> 01:45:11.888 - You got it. 2122 01:45:11.888 --> 01:45:13.724 And I'll see you in a little bit. 2123 01:45:13.724 --> 01:45:14.558 Okay? 2124 01:45:14.558 --> 01:45:15.392 Okay. Okay. 2125 01:45:15.392 --> 01:45:17.227 - I am Professor Malevolence. 2126 01:45:17.227 --> 01:45:20.188 Actually, you can call me Malevolence Dick. 2127 01:45:22.357 --> 01:45:23.358 - Here. 2128 01:45:23.358 --> 01:45:24.526 Put this Vaseline on. 2129 01:45:24.526 --> 01:45:27.279 Start losing it up and I'll see you in a little bit. 2130 01:45:28.947 --> 01:45:29.948 Get the camera ready. 2131 01:45:32.617 --> 01:45:33.452 - What? 2132 01:45:37.664 --> 01:45:38.999 (80s music) 2133 01:45:48.175 --> 01:45:49.343 (laughter) 2134 01:45:49.343 --> 01:45:50.677 - With my badge! 2135 01:45:59.644 --> 01:46:00.520 (laughter) 2136 01:46:00.520 --> 01:46:01.897 - Cut! 2137 01:46:01.897 --> 01:46:02.731 (Wilhelm scream) 2138 01:46:02.731 --> 01:46:03.565 (thud) 2139 01:46:04.900 --> 01:46:09.488 - 'cause I was checking my fan page book face. 2140 01:46:09.488 --> 01:46:10.322 (laughter) 2141 01:46:15.327 --> 01:46:16.953 - Fuck! 2142 01:46:16.953 --> 01:46:20.332 - Mark you alive. I love you. You didn't say any I love you! 2143 01:46:21.416 --> 01:46:23.085 - She doesn't love you! 2144 01:46:23.085 --> 01:46:23.919 (laughter) 2145 01:46:25.670 --> 01:46:29.716 - Besides I close the locked the fucking doors. 2146 01:46:29.716 --> 01:46:30.550 (laughter) 2147 01:46:32.803 --> 01:46:35.222 (soft music) 2148 01:46:46.817 --> 01:46:49.486 - Are you OK Chikitito? Are you okay? 2149 01:46:52.864 --> 01:46:54.324 (cat purring) 2150 01:46:55.742 --> 01:46:57.035 Stupid pandemic. 2151 01:47:02.290 --> 01:47:03.083 (80s music)