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[wind whistling]

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[determined music playing]

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[grunts]

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[thunderclap]

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[beeping]

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- [tinkling]
- [man gasps]

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[strains]

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[grunts]

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[faint clanking]

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[groans]

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Come on, come on.

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[thunderclap]

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[triumphant music playing]

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[magical tinkling]

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[reindeer panting]

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There! Head for that lighthouse,
noble reindeer.

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Evening, Sants!

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[Santa] Thanks, Bill!

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Whoa!

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[Santa grunts]

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[Santa chuckles]

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We made it! The last town in England.

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Nearly home.

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[gasps] Oh, no. I thought getting here
was the hard part,

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{\an8}but it turns out we've got
a town full of problems,

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and it's going to take a big man
with a big beard to solve them.

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Hmm!

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[Santa] <i>Yes, that handsome fellow
in the red onesie is me, Santa Claus.</i>

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<i>And tonight has been a blizzard of bother.</i>

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<i>Down to one reindeer
and the worst storm in history.</i>

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<i>- But that wasn't going to stop me.</i>
- Hup!

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<i>Christmas in Wellington-on-Sea
sure needed a giant sackful of fixing.</i>

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[grunts] Ooh!

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[moans]

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[grunting]

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[grunts, moans]

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<i>You're about to hear the tale</i>

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<i>of one of the most challenging nights
of my long career.</i>

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<i>Looking back,</i>

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<i>I think it all started going wrong
with the school Christmas play,</i>

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<i>December 22nd, 4:00 p.m.</i>

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[intriguing music playing]

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[horn beeping]

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[Santa] <i>Wrap up warm
and get ready for</i> That Christmas.

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<i>And here are our unfortunate heroes.</i>

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[overlapping chatter]

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<i>There's the new kid in town, Danny.</i>

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<i>Trying hard not to be seen.</i>

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<i>Well, except by the love of his life,
Anxious Sam.</i>

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Oh. Have you seen my sister?
She's supposed to play Joseph.

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Uh... no.

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<i>And finally, our local rebel, Bernadette.</i>

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Okay, kids. Time to unleash
your brilliance on the world.

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<i>A free-spirited force of nature
and director of the show.</i>

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Perfect. Gorgeous.

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Three minutes to curtain.
Do not disappoint me.

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Oh, Charlie. Where are you?

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Don't worry, Sam, she'll show up.
We've got loads of time.

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If she doesn't, you can do her part.
Here, start warming up.

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Oh, no. No, no, no.

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You wrote it. You know the lines
and you're identical twins.

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So, from a DNA perspective,
you're basically interchangeable.

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No. Wait, Bernadette. In fact,
Charlie and I are actually very different.

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- Year Threes.
- Bernie, I...

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Two minutes to curtain.

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[all] Yes, Ms. Trapper.

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Psst. Psst!

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[gasps] Danny!

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[whispering] Where's Dad?

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[kid] Hey, new boy.

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What are you supposed to be?

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Yeah, what are you?

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I'm a chickpea.

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Then why do you look like a big potato?

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- [camera clicks]
- Uh, well...

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Thirty seconds to go.

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Okay. This is getting a bit serious now.

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Has anyone seen Charlie?

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- Anyone?
- [door creaks open]

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[sighs] Thanks for joining us, Charlie.
Show time.

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Let's light this candle.

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Charlie, where have you been?

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I decided my character has a beard.

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Is that dog's hair?

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Might be.

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- Trust me, sis, it's gonna be a triumph.
- [nervous laugh]

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Samantha. Bernadette.

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You're on. God help us all.

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Absolutely love school plays.

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Said nobody, ever.

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Start the Kissmass play!

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[applause, cheering]

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Woohoo!

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Children in costumes
they can barely see out of

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and a steep drop, [humorless chuckle]
what could possibly go wrong?

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<i>- Jesus...</i>
- Oh, God.

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<i>...was a cool dude.</i>

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<i>A beard, long hair, into woodwork.</i>

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<i>A hipster, basically.</i>

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<i>He wouldn't have wanted us to do
the same boring Christmas story</i>

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<i>year after year, right, parents?</i>

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- Uh...
- Huh?

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<i>Exactly.</i>

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<i>He'd want a strictly vegetarian,
multi-cultural fun fest</i>

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<i>with lots of pop songs
and stuff about climate change,</i>

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<i>written by our resident genius, Sam.</i>

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- [whispering] Over to you.
- Uh, yes.

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[feebly] I thought it might be
a good idea to change things...

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<i>Oh, uh...</i> [whispering] Great speech, Sam.
[louder] <i>Right.</i>

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<i>Strap in, shape up and gird those loins
for</i> The Three Wise Women! [whoops]

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Hit it, Mrs. Beccles.

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Off we go, Sam. Yeah!

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[playing "Wannabe"
by Spice Girls on piano]

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[whispering] Harry.

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Curtain up.

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[audience] Oh!

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After a very long journey on foot

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because obviously
we don't approve of flying,

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we've at last arrived in Bethlehem.

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Finally.

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We must find somewhere to stay
because my wife Mary is pregnant...

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- [fabric tears]
- Oh no!

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- [both gasp]
- [audience gasps]

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- [stammers]
- Oh...

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- [sighs]
- ...with a large watermelon.

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Charlie!

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Quality improv.

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[singing to "Happy Birthday"
by Stevie Wonder]

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<i>♪ Happy birthday, Jesus
Happy birthday, Jesus ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Happy birthday
Happy birthday, Jesus ♪</i>

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- There, follow that star!
- [cackling]

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Whoo! Whoa! Yeouch!

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- [yelps]
- [snoring]

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We used to be shepherds
but now we're organic vegetable farmers.

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We've come to see Jesus

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with our flock of broccoli,
sweetcorn, aubergines...

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- Hi, Mum.
- ...and a chickpea.

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<i>And a chickpea!</i>

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[gasps] Chickpea.

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- [gasps]
- [scattered applause]

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...who looks a bit like a potato.

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[kids giggling]

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<i>♪ Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I've made up my mind
I'm keeping my baby ♪</i>

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Oh dear.

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<i>♪ She's going to keep her baby. ♪</i>

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- Oh, no... [cries out]
- Oh!

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[horrified gasping]

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[star] Oops.

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- [delighted giggle]
- [chuckles]

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[applause]

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- [Charlie] Nice one, Teddy.
- Silence!

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Change quietly then join your parents.

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[all] Yes, Ms. Trapper.

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Tomorrow, sanity will return
and we will celebrate term's end

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with quadruple algebra
and a lice inspection.

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- [kids groaning]
- [gasps] Huh.

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Now, move!

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- [chorus of kids] Bye!
- [overlapping chatter]

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Well done, new kid. Nice potato.

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Uh... I...

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- Bye, Teddy.
- Oh, never mind.

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Move up, move up.

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- Hey guys, did you like the show?
- I absolutely loved it.

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Sweet. All of it?

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Well...

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I wasn't completely sure
about <i>all</i> the story changes, Bernie.

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Oh.

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Yeah, and some of the dialogue
was a bit... modern.

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That was the whole point.
What about the jokes?

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I don't think Jesus and jokes
go together, dear.

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So, let's get this clear.

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You liked everything
except the story, dialogue and the jokes?

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That only leaves the title.

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Oh, yes. Hated the title.

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Ugh.

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Clearly the Christmas revolution
is going to have to wait, Evie.

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Oh. Steady on, Basil.

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Come on, keep up, tortoises.

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Charlie was so late.
I've never been more terrified.

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Yes, you have.
You're frightened of everything.

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Am not.

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Climate change, bee extinction,
bees full stop. Thursdays.

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Me doing something naughty
and getting caught.

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Me doing something naughty
and not getting caught.

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Clowns. Safety pins. Unsafe pins.

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[deep breath] Did I miss anything?

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Infinity. There's just so much of it.

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I rest my case!

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- [Charlie whoops]
- Watch out, there's a big...

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[all] Charlie!

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[Santa] <i>It's a very lovely town,
Wellington.</i>

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<i>One of my favorites in all of England.</i>

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<i>A seaside world of bicycles,
bumpy bridges, bad driving...</i>

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Into the hairpin...

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<i>...sparkly streets</i>

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<i>and a boatload
of wonderful Christmas traditions</i>

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{\an8}<i>organized by my old pal,</i>

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<i>Lighthouse Bill.</i>

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Looking good, chaps!

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<i>Everyone very keen on Christmas...</i>

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Evening, McNutts!

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<i>...and I mean everyone.</i>

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[Mr. McNutt laughs]

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[Mrs. McNutt] Ah, at last.

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Okay, neighbors, abandon chariot.

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I'm never setting foot
in this wretched sardine can again.

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Shh, Harry.

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Thanks, Driver McNutt.

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My pleasure, kids.

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Last school run tomorrow

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then after my delightful
sister's wedding,

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the Barn Family Christmas bonanza begins.

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Best Christmas ever!

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- [kids] See you tomorrow! Bye!
- Same Christmas, always.

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Hi, Mum.

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Mum?

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{\an8}[Mum] <i>Hi Danny, fab chickpea acting!</i>

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{\an8}<i>Sorry I had to leave.</i>

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<i>How'd it go?</i>

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Well, it would have been better
if Dad had turned up.

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And if the most beautiful
and cleverest girl on Earth

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hadn't totally ignored me.

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It was a disaster.

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[Mum] <i>Ah, that's nice.</i>

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<i>My shift ends at midnight.
Dinner's in the oven...</i>

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<i>Overcooked brown slop. You're welcome!</i>

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Thanks, Mum.

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[Mum] <i>Love you, little slug.</i>

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<i>And one day she will too.</i>

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[gentle music playing]

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Last one to the top is a rotten egg.

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Charlie, be careful.

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[Charlie] I'm not racing.

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I just want to be in bed by nine.

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You can't catch me! Boo!

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I win again.

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Is there nothing I'm not good at?

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Yes.

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- Being good.
- [Charlie groans]

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Don't you think you should tidy
those things up before Santa comes?

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Oh, found it.

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Wow.

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- Those are new.
- Yep.

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Just dropping a hint for Santa.

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I like those shiny guitars too.

249
00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:14,458
In fact, it's top of my wish list.

250
00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:16,542
Those are not "shiny guitars".

251
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:19,375
They are Single Cone National Resonators.

252
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,917
And there you go.

253
00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:24,542
"Santa, gimme or else..."

254
00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:25,750
Or else what?

255
00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:29,208
Or else I'll catch him in a sack
and I'll shave off his beard.

256
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,083
You can't blackmail Santa, Charlie.

257
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:33,167
Oh, don't stress, Samski.

258
00:11:33,167 --> 00:11:35,417
The fat present dispenser gets me.

259
00:11:35,417 --> 00:11:37,208
[gasps] Oh, look.

260
00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:39,292
It really is snowing now.

261
00:11:39,292 --> 00:11:40,542
[gasps]

262
00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:43,333
Wow, so pretty.

263
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,667
Yeah. Pretty big fun in store.

264
00:11:45,667 --> 00:11:50,333
[sighs] With you, Charlie,
big fun always means big trouble.

265
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,292
- [gasps] Oh, no.
- What?

266
00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:55,500
Don't tell me
that was Buddy's hair in your beard?

267
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,542
Come on! You're all wet and cold.

268
00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,458
Maybe.

269
00:11:58,458 --> 00:12:00,708
Seriously. If you do
one more naughty thing,

270
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:03,000
Santa won't leave you any presents at all

271
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,458
and then it'll be
the worst Christmas ever.

272
00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:10,208
[Santa] <i>Right. So you get the picture.</i>

273
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:13,625
<i>Christmas was knocking
on Wellington's front door.</i>

274
00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:18,583
{\an8}<i>And everything was about to get
a lot more complicated.</i>

275
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:19,708
Blimey.

276
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:23,458
[Santa] <i>Snow can be a very mixed blessing.</i>

277
00:12:34,708 --> 00:12:35,542
Wow.

278
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:37,208
Snow day?

279
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,500
[notification dings]

280
00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,833
School's closed!

281
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,875
- Yeah!
- Death to Trapper's terrible test! Ow!

282
00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,083
- Nice.
- Ugh. Not happening.

283
00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,042
Morning, darling.

284
00:12:46,042 --> 00:12:47,000
Don't say it.

285
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,208
Absolutely love snow day!

286
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:52,208
- And you said it.
- Snow day!

287
00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:54,917
- Let the snowball fight-ageddon begin.
- Yay!

288
00:12:56,250 --> 00:13:00,375
Holy-flipping-moly!

289
00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:02,333
- [notifications chiming]
- [adult] What am I gonna do?

290
00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,875
[kid] Snow day!

291
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:06,875
{\an8}[excited chatter]

292
00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,500
{\an8}[kids cheering] Snow day!

293
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,000
[beeping]

294
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,833
- [buzzing]
- [drowsy groaning]

295
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:22,708
[flinching gasps]

296
00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:25,833
[indistinct chatter on television]

297
00:13:25,833 --> 00:13:28,542
<i>- Oh, my gosh, did you...? Wow.</i>
- Ooh.

298
00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,542
Late, late, late.
Good morning! I can't believe I'm so late!

299
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:35,167
Good luck at school today, Danno.
And don't you be late!

300
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:36,708
I won't.

301
00:13:41,167 --> 00:13:43,083
[yelps, gasps]

302
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,458
Wow. Look at that.

303
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,542
That's some serious snow.

304
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,833
[ringing]

305
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,583
<i>Thanks for the tea and toast, eh.</i>

306
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:55,375
You're welcome.
You were late last night. Hot date?

307
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:58,042
Yes, with a 78-year-old on a bed pan.

308
00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,167
Speaking of hot dates,

309
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:01,292
<i>how's the Sam Romance Campaign going?</i>

310
00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:04,458
There's no campaign, Mum.
It's been six months.

311
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:08,417
I'm still the invisible new boy.
Except to Terrifying Ms. Trapper I'm not.

312
00:14:08,417 --> 00:14:10,167
Well, if love was easy

313
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:13,042
<i>your father wouldn't have run off
with his 25-year-old dental nurse.</i>

314
00:14:13,042 --> 00:14:16,042
<i>Mum. Don't be like that
when he comes back, okay?</i>

315
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,542
<i>I just want a fun Christmas.
Like we used to have.</i>

316
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:20,375
I know, sweetheart. But you know what?

317
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:23,042
It's only a matter of time
before you sweep Sam off her feet

318
00:14:23,042 --> 00:14:25,542
and blaze off into the sunset
on your monster truck.

319
00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:27,792
Plenty of holes in that plan.

320
00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:32,125
Not a big girl sweeper-upper
and total lack of truck.

321
00:14:32,125 --> 00:14:33,833
<i>Well, insignificant details.</i>

322
00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:37,375
I'm shy, she's anxious. It's hopeless.

323
00:14:44,625 --> 00:14:46,167
Whew.

324
00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,833
Everyone, come on out!

325
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:50,042
Wait for me!

326
00:14:50,542 --> 00:14:51,917
- [laughing]
- [shutter clicks]

327
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,083
- Coming!
- [whoops]

328
00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:55,042
Yeouch! [laughs]

329
00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:56,833
[kids laughing and clamoring]

330
00:14:58,042 --> 00:14:59,542
[both giggling]

331
00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:01,708
Look what an angel I am.

332
00:15:02,375 --> 00:15:04,375
[panting]

333
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:06,792
[snow crunching softly]

334
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,625
[gasps]

335
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:19,917
Wow. Snow day.

336
00:15:19,917 --> 00:15:21,625
[giggles]

337
00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,417
Not so fast, Williams.

338
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,500
Hello, Ms. Trapper.

339
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,417
Hello, Williams.

340
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,958
There's no one here.

341
00:15:30,958 --> 00:15:32,292
Indeed.

342
00:15:32,917 --> 00:15:34,667
I'd better go then.

343
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,083
- Unless you don't.
- Sorry?

344
00:15:37,083 --> 00:15:40,208
I assume you're here
because your mother went to work early

345
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,792
and didn't receive the message.

346
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:45,208
So, you are free
to catch up on your studies.

347
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:47,167
Well... Maybe.

348
00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:50,417
Let me remind you
of your current scholastic status.

349
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:53,333
Chemistry, 15th out of 16.

350
00:15:53,333 --> 00:15:56,750
Maths, 16th out of 16.

351
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,083
Want me to continue?

352
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,208
Not really.

353
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,333
Very wise. Inside please, Master Williams.

354
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:05,458
- [kids laughing]
- I'm going to get you!

355
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,125
- This means war!
- Teddy, duck!

356
00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,708
- Oof.
- Oh!

357
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,000
Right in the pie-hole.

358
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,625
Revenge!

359
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:13,125
- Throw me, Bernie!
- [chuckles]

360
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:17,417
Are we at all worried about leaving
poor Bernie with all our little monsters

361
00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,833
when we go to the wedding tomorrow?

362
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,583
A bit, but... No.

363
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:24,542
She's pretty much an adult now
and she can be very responsible.

364
00:16:24,542 --> 00:16:27,208
- [gasps]
- Parent attack!

365
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,000
- Sometimes.
- Ha!

366
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,167
Mm. I have my doubts.

367
00:16:31,167 --> 00:16:32,958
She will get distracted by Netflix

368
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,375
and let the little ones start fires...
[slurps]

369
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,417
- Indoors.
- Oh.

370
00:16:38,042 --> 00:16:42,708
So, 2x squared minus 5y plus 7y is...

371
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:46,458
{\an8}...Henry VIII's fifth wife
who was executed because she...

372
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:48,833
...mixed acid with alkaline and then...

373
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:53,667
...defined space-time singularities
in her native Sanskrit.

374
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,167
- Williams?
- [snoring]

375
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,667
Williams!

376
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,042
Were you sleeping, Williams?

377
00:16:59,042 --> 00:17:01,083
Uh, concentrating, Miss.

378
00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,417
With your eyes closed?

379
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,375
Well, that's my most intense
kind of concentration.

380
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,708
[Ms. Trapper sighs]

381
00:17:07,708 --> 00:17:10,917
- [bell rings]
- Take ten minutes outside.

382
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:14,875
Maybe the extreme cold
will cryogenically reanimate your brain.

383
00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:19,292
[intriguing music playing]

384
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,250
Charlie, what are you doing?

385
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:30,792
Shh... Here she comes.
You're going to love this.

386
00:17:30,792 --> 00:17:33,792
You stupid dog.
Just wait until I get you inside.

387
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,292
Now watch.

388
00:17:35,292 --> 00:17:38,333
You're a stubborn old fusspot.
I don't know why I put up with you.

389
00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:45,042
[figurine chuckling]

390
00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:47,292
- [Buddy whines]
- Where are my keys?

391
00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:49,375
[figurine continues chuckling]

392
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,667
My feet are freezin'!

393
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,833
[bell jangles]

394
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:00,167
Ugh... Oh! No!

395
00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:02,667
Well done. Buddy never gets a treat.

396
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,292
Wait for it.

397
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:07,625
Leave that alone, you wretched dog! Oh!

398
00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:10,375
[muffled] Help, I've been murdered!

399
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:14,208
- Yes! Bullseye! Yes, yes!
- [laughs]

400
00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:16,125
- [woman] Charlotte Beccles!
- [gasps]

401
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,792
[soft grunting]

402
00:18:21,208 --> 00:18:22,125
Hmm?

403
00:18:33,875 --> 00:18:35,167
[grunts]

404
00:18:37,292 --> 00:18:38,292
[exhales]

405
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:42,583
If you had been concentrating
on your physics lessons, Williams,

406
00:18:42,583 --> 00:18:45,125
you would know
that if an object of greater mass

407
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:48,583
is placed upon one of less great mass,
you get mush.

408
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:54,083
You need to make the lower snowball
larger than the upper one.

409
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,708
Simple Newtonian mechanics.

410
00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:57,875
It was bigger.

411
00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,333
But then a bit fell off.

412
00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:01,458
Nonsense.

413
00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:03,583
Do I have to teach
you children everything?

414
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,375
- Watch and learn.
- [gasps]

415
00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:08,500
[Ms. Trapper grunting softly]

416
00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:14,583
And one.
[sharp exhale]

417
00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,917
- Oof.
- [grunts]

418
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:19,250
Two.

419
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,042
[grunts]

420
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,500
Three.

421
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:25,042
Four.

422
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,542
- [giggles]
- Five. Six.

423
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:31,917
Seven.

424
00:19:31,917 --> 00:19:36,375
And that is how you make a snowman.

425
00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,500
[soft chuckle] Oh.

426
00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:41,833
Were you paying attention, Williams?

427
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,042
Uhm, yes.

428
00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:44,917
Then make him a wife.

429
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,917
Uh...

430
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:51,000
[grunts]

431
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,958
[gasps, chuckles]

432
00:20:04,250 --> 00:20:05,417
Not bad.

433
00:20:06,750 --> 00:20:07,833
- [gasps]
- Oh.

434
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:12,625
Oh, for goodness sake.
Now, time for physics.

435
00:20:13,417 --> 00:20:14,708
Yes, Miss.

436
00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:21,708
Or you could do more practical physics

437
00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:24,458
and build this gentleman
and his slightly wonky wife

438
00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:25,375
somewhere to live.

439
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:26,792
What do you think, Williams?

440
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:33,667
She just happened to be standing
under the wrong tree at the wrong time.

441
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,292
It was a tragic mistake.

442
00:20:36,292 --> 00:20:38,000
Was it a mistake?

443
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,583
Well... quite a lucky tragic mistake.

444
00:20:41,583 --> 00:20:43,000
Charlie. [gasps]

445
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,292
Right. I think that's quite enough
snow day for you two.

446
00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:48,708
Let's just have
an hour of reading, shall we?

447
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:50,042
[groans]

448
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,375
- [flatulence]
- Oh!

449
00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,167
- [fart]
- Oh!

450
00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:56,625
- [toot]
- [exasperated sigh]

451
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,250
- I... [sighs]
- [muffled giggle]

452
00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,500
[clears throat]

453
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:08,250
<i>♪ He's making a list
He's checking it twice ♪</i>

454
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:13,333
<i>♪ He's gonna find out
Who's naughty or nice ♪</i>

455
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:14,458
Very subtle, Mum.

456
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:18,667
<i>♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪</i>

457
00:21:19,417 --> 00:21:22,833
<i>♪ To town ♪</i>

458
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:25,125
[piano continues]

459
00:21:28,958 --> 00:21:30,208
[gasps]

460
00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:32,125
She is so doomed.

461
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,583
Come on, Evie.

462
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,208
- Kids, mince pies on the table!
- Bernie, piggy-back.

463
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,750
Oh, mince pies!

464
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,250
Abandon ship!

465
00:21:39,250 --> 00:21:41,208
If only we could run the world,

466
00:21:41,208 --> 00:21:43,333
it would be so much more fun.
Don't you think, Evie?

467
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,458
- Yes! Much more fun!
- Wait for me guys, wait!

468
00:21:46,125 --> 00:21:48,500
- [clang]
- Yeouch! Come on!

469
00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:50,333
[grunting softly]

470
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,458
[gentle music playing]

471
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:04,875
[sighs] <i>Voilà!</i> Simple Newton mechanics.

472
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:09,125
Well, yes, I-I think that's satisfactory.

473
00:22:09,125 --> 00:22:12,167
You've turned out to be
not so much of a dullard as you seem.

474
00:22:12,167 --> 00:22:14,708
- [bell rings]
- And that is the bell.

475
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:17,125
Pack up and home, Williams.

476
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,500
Oh. Already. Okay.

477
00:22:20,042 --> 00:22:22,708
That was the most fun
I've had at school ever!

478
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,250
Can I just ask?

479
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:26,583
Where did you get so good at snow?

480
00:22:27,208 --> 00:22:29,708
No. You may not. Off you go.

481
00:22:36,083 --> 00:22:37,333
[sighs]

482
00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,042
[Santa] <i>Ah, poor Danny.</i>

483
00:22:42,042 --> 00:22:45,333
<i>It's hard making new friends
sometimes, isn't it?</i>

484
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,833
[distant kid] Wait for me, guys.

485
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:52,625
<i>I always think that Christmas is a bit
like an emotional magnifying glass.</i>

486
00:22:52,625 --> 00:22:56,167
<i>If you feel loved and happy,
Christmas will make you feel</i>

487
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:58,625
<i>even happier and more loved.</i>

488
00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:05,125
<i>But if you feel alone and unloved,
the magnifier gets to work</i>

489
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:09,000
<i>and makes all those bad things
bigger and worse.</i>

490
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:16,875
<i>And the last thing anyone needs
is a blizzard making things even trickier.</i>

491
00:23:21,542 --> 00:23:23,500
[snoring softly]

492
00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:26,375
See, I told you the storm
would be over by the time we leave.

493
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,167
Look, it's clearing up.

494
00:23:28,167 --> 00:23:29,083
Tragically.

495
00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:31,708
Right, Bernadette, you're in charge.

496
00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:34,583
Great. More whooping it up, people.

497
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:38,250
After you've done all the things
on the Christmas Eve to do list.

498
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,125
Okay.

499
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:43,167
So it's going to be exactly
the same as always?

500
00:23:43,167 --> 00:23:45,250
Of course. All the traditions.

501
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:48,833
Turkey lunch, lovely old Christmas film,
lovely Christmas walk.

502
00:23:48,833 --> 00:23:51,750
Absolutely love the tradition
of traditional traditions.

503
00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:53,708
[chuckles] Everyone does.

504
00:23:53,708 --> 00:23:55,750
But do they? Completely sure about that?

505
00:23:55,750 --> 00:23:57,458
Well yes, I think we are.

506
00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,167
When did you start wanting
to change Christmas, Bernie?

507
00:24:00,167 --> 00:24:01,958
When I stopped being six, Mum.

508
00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:05,833
Okay, well, be that as it may,
just get the jobs done. That's your job.

509
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:08,042
Get the job done, Bernie.

510
00:24:08,042 --> 00:24:10,042
Then wonderful Christmas begins

511
00:24:10,042 --> 00:24:12,208
- the moment we're back.
- [whoops]

512
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:13,125
Oh.

513
00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,458
Oh, sorry. I thought...
I thought we were all going to whoop.

514
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,708
Oh, no. I never whoop.

515
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,667
[all overlapping] Bye-bye.

516
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:21,583
Bye, kids!

517
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:24,000
- Bye, Dad!
- Have a nice night!

518
00:24:24,750 --> 00:24:26,875
Well, at least we have
eight parent-free hours.

519
00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:29,500
Yes! Eight kid-free hours!

520
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,333
Absolutely love kids.

521
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:34,167
But it's nice to get away
from them sometimes.

522
00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:36,500
- Huh?
- [Mr. McNutt] Whoa.

523
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,458
Aww.

524
00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:41,000
Nice try, Eve McQueen,
my little escape artist.

525
00:24:41,583 --> 00:24:43,125
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

526
00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:44,500
Bye again...

527
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,417
Okay, fellow inmates,

528
00:24:46,417 --> 00:24:49,000
the prison sentence starts
with a long list.

529
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,917
- [groaning]
- Yeouch.

530
00:24:55,542 --> 00:24:57,083
[Mr. McNutt] Absolutely love ferries.

531
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,917
It's like a boat
giving a car a piggy back.

532
00:24:59,917 --> 00:25:01,125
You love paperclips.

533
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,292
Oh, yeah, I really love paperclips.

534
00:25:03,292 --> 00:25:05,708
The Rolls Royce
of holding things together.

535
00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:09,958
Is it just me or are those
very dark clouds on the horizon?

536
00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:11,458
Hmm.

537
00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:14,708
{\an8}- [dramatic chord plays]
- [reporter] In breaking news,

538
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:18,250
{\an8}if you thought the snow was over,
you were wrong.

539
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:20,208
<i>Here comes The Big Blizzard Two.</i>

540
00:25:20,208 --> 00:25:22,917
<i>The sequel is heading south</i>

541
00:25:22,917 --> 00:25:25,875
<i>and it's definitely getting worse!
[screams]</i>

542
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,750
[Mrs. Beccles]
Oh yes, I suppose so. Okay, yes.

543
00:25:28,750 --> 00:25:29,917
I know.

544
00:25:29,917 --> 00:25:33,375
All right, well good luck.
And thank you, Angie.

545
00:25:33,375 --> 00:25:35,625
Right, we have a major situation.

546
00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:36,542
What? What is it?

547
00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:37,792
The snow has cut off the town

548
00:25:37,792 --> 00:25:39,625
and the butcher
didn't get his Christmas delivery,

549
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,708
and that means Farmer Yirrell
is the only one with fresh turkeys so...

550
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:46,792
No. Yirrell is the worst.
He's a truly terrible turkey torturer.

551
00:25:46,792 --> 00:25:49,167
And he used to call me names at school.

552
00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:51,875
Nevertheless, we can't
have Christmas without a turkey.

553
00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:53,417
Why not? They deserve to live.

554
00:25:53,417 --> 00:25:56,625
Because without turkeys,
it just wouldn't be Christmas.

555
00:25:56,625 --> 00:26:00,042
[Sam] Can't we celebrate without a turkey?
We can make an aubergine or...

556
00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:03,000
[Mr. Beccles]
Charlie! Charlie, my lovely girl.

557
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,333
It's time to go.

558
00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:06,833
- [crowd chattering]
- Oh.

559
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,875
Come on. Get a wiggle on.

560
00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,333
Oh, shame.

561
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:13,625
What?

562
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:17,917
Ho-ho! Well, well, well, here they come.

563
00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:19,792
Here they darn well come.

564
00:26:19,792 --> 00:26:23,000
Time to turn meat into money.

565
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,250
Easy now, there's turkeys for everyone.

566
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:28,958
Someone should do something
about this hellhole.

567
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,583
They really should.

568
00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:34,125
Just as a matter of interest, Mr. Yirrell,
what are you charging?

569
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:37,500
Oh, you know me, Specky-Beccles.
[wicked chuckle]

570
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,250
Only double the normal price.

571
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:41,625
- [both] Double?
- For the small ones, yeah.

572
00:26:41,625 --> 00:26:43,000
Triple for the chunkadunks,

573
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,500
on account of the recent fluctuation
in market conditions.

574
00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,542
[Mr. Beccles] Is that legal?

575
00:26:47,542 --> 00:26:49,125
Thing is, we need the turkey.

576
00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:52,042
- Cash payments only. I will be donating...
- [whistling]

577
00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:54,208
...all of the profits to myself.

578
00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:55,583
[deep breath]

579
00:26:56,917 --> 00:26:57,750
[gasps]

580
00:26:58,542 --> 00:26:59,417
[Yirrell] Don't call me that.

581
00:26:59,417 --> 00:27:00,542
Charlie.

582
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,833
[Yirrell] Do you have enough change?

583
00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:05,250
[chuckles]

584
00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:07,750
Come to mama.

585
00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:09,958
[Yirrell] Places, please.
No fighting, folks,

586
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,708
- or I'll get out me cattle prod.
- [straining]

587
00:27:11,708 --> 00:27:13,500
- [Yirrell cackles]
- Yes!

588
00:27:15,417 --> 00:27:19,667
- [gasps] Oh, no.
- Oh, Charlie, what are you doing?

589
00:27:19,667 --> 00:27:20,833
- [turkeys gobbling]
- [grunting]

590
00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:23,792
Let us view the merchandise, shall we?

591
00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:25,167
- [Sam] Mr. Yirrell, uh...
- Huh?

592
00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:29,875
I don't want to delay you,
but are those t-turkeys free range?

593
00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:34,375
Well, yes, they're free to range
all around their... cage. Yeah.

594
00:27:34,375 --> 00:27:37,000
- And, um... corn fed?
- Eh?

595
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,625
Well, no, not all corn fed more... mud fed.

596
00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:44,167
Move. Move you daft blobs. Move.

597
00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:45,500
[frustrated grunt]

598
00:27:46,083 --> 00:27:48,833
Right, no more questions
from the irritating child.

599
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,375
Behind this door are proper birds...

600
00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:54,542
Come on. Come on. Come on.

601
00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:56,958
No!

602
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,833
- Back off. Back off. Back off.
- [frantic gobbling]

603
00:27:59,917 --> 00:28:04,792
Ladies and gentlemen, juicy and jolly,
Yirrell's finest.

604
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,542
It's turkey time!

605
00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:09,000
- Eh? Whoa!
- [squawking]

606
00:28:09,833 --> 00:28:11,625
[woman] Ooh, grab one!

607
00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:13,917
[all yelling]

608
00:28:13,917 --> 00:28:15,167
Gotcha! Oof!

609
00:28:15,750 --> 00:28:16,667
[grunts]

610
00:28:18,250 --> 00:28:19,542
[sobs]

611
00:28:20,042 --> 00:28:23,917
Why do bad things always happen
to good people?

612
00:28:23,917 --> 00:28:25,625
[mischievous whistling]

613
00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:28,667
Charlie, you've ruined
Christmas lunch for everyone.

614
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,583
Except the turkeys.
I imagine this rather made their day.

615
00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:33,625
Well, yes, nice for the turkeys,

616
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:35,917
but Santa's now definitely
not coming to you.

617
00:28:35,917 --> 00:28:38,958
And can't you see
that spoils everything for me as well

618
00:28:38,958 --> 00:28:42,042
because... because it spoils it for you.

619
00:28:45,417 --> 00:28:46,500
[Mrs. Williams sighs]

620
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:47,708
And there we go.

621
00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:49,708
A Christmas custard
for when Dad gets here.

622
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:51,458
Wow. White slop.

623
00:28:51,458 --> 00:28:54,542
Exactly. With extra slop on top.

624
00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,292
Now look, love, I really have to run.

625
00:28:57,292 --> 00:29:00,458
I know it's Christmas Eve but you and
your Dad will have so much fun together.

626
00:29:00,458 --> 00:29:01,917
He'll be here in an hour.

627
00:29:01,917 --> 00:29:05,417
I bet with more presents than Santa.
See ya.

628
00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:08,458
Oh. Don't forget the shopping list.

629
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,750
Huh?

630
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:12,667
[Mrs. Williams] <i>You could get
a little gift for your dad</i>

631
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,333
<i>at the Beccles shop.</i>

632
00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,542
<i>Where Sam Beccles lives...</i>

633
00:29:16,542 --> 00:29:18,833
Huh. [chuckles]

634
00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:21,083
{\an8}It's getting worse, careful down there.

635
00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:23,208
Don't bother rolling it up,
just get it down.

636
00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:24,375
Whoa!

637
00:29:24,375 --> 00:29:26,667
[rueful sigh] So long, Singalong.

638
00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:29,500
Happy Christmas. Uh...

639
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:32,250
No. Happy X-mas Eve, Sammo.

640
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:34,542
Merry Christmas, Sam. [gasps]

641
00:29:34,542 --> 00:29:37,167
[Mr. Beccles] Sam? Come on, love.

642
00:29:37,167 --> 00:29:39,208
- Thank you.
- Oh. Hi, Danny.

643
00:29:39,875 --> 00:29:43,250
Uh... Yes. Danny... That's right.

644
00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:46,458
Hi, Sam. Fancy seeing you here.
[nervous chuckle]

645
00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,208
I live here.

646
00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:51,458
Uh... Yes. Right. Of course.

647
00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,542
[softly] I knew that.

648
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,375
[gasps] Um...

649
00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:57,333
Just doing some last minute shopping.

650
00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:58,958
Uh...

651
00:29:59,542 --> 00:30:01,500
Or would be, if you weren't shutting.

652
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,667
Sorry.

653
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:04,708
- Nobody's out because of the...
- Blizzard?

654
00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:08,625
I was going to say "rapidly evolving
climate change disaster."

655
00:30:08,625 --> 00:30:11,542
Yes. Climat-astrophe. [chuckles]

656
00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:12,500
[chuckles]

657
00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:14,250
Um...

658
00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:18,792
It's just my dad's coming,
and I was going to buy his favorite thing.

659
00:30:18,792 --> 00:30:19,708
Wine gums.

660
00:30:19,708 --> 00:30:21,917
Oh. I like them too. I-In fact...

661
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,833
Here.

662
00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:27,125
Oh, wow. Great. Thank you.

663
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,042
Orange. His favorite color.

664
00:30:29,042 --> 00:30:32,125
Except green. And yellow...

665
00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:34,417
It needs a bit of a clean. Sorry.

666
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,333
Wine gums are much better
without fluff, on the whole.

667
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:42,750
[giggles] Yeah.
Flufflessness. Always good.

668
00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:44,583
[both chuckle shyly]

669
00:30:45,583 --> 00:30:48,583
Would you like to come in
and warm up for a minute,

670
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:51,333
out of the climat-astrophe?

671
00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:53,042
Oh, yes!

672
00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:55,458
No. Best get home.

673
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:56,375
Oh.

674
00:30:56,375 --> 00:30:58,875
Don't want to miss the big moment
when my dad arrives.

675
00:30:58,875 --> 00:31:01,458
Oh, okay. Exciting.

676
00:31:01,958 --> 00:31:03,458
Bye then, Danny.

677
00:31:03,458 --> 00:31:06,583
Merry Christmas... I hope, for you.

678
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:11,000
[breathlessly] Goodbye... Sam.

679
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:17,375
[groans] Why did I say no?

680
00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:25,125
[muffled] I am the feeblest human alive.

681
00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:29,208
Everything okay in there?

682
00:31:29,208 --> 00:31:32,625
Uh. Yes. All good. Thanks.

683
00:31:32,625 --> 00:31:33,917
[knocking]

684
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:40,000
- Oh, Charlie, please.
- [giggles]

685
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,500
[wedding guests] <i>♪ Boom-shaka-laka ♪</i>

686
00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,792
- ["Boom Shak-a-lak" playing]
- [shouting] Can't we go now?

687
00:31:43,792 --> 00:31:45,250
One last boogie!

688
00:31:45,833 --> 00:31:47,958
You're right.
We'd better get back to the kids.

689
00:31:47,958 --> 00:31:49,583
[all laughing]

690
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:51,667
[all gasp]

691
00:31:53,750 --> 00:31:56,208
We have to get to that ferry, now.

692
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,750
[wipers squeaking]

693
00:31:58,583 --> 00:32:00,417
It should be here somewhere.

694
00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:05,625
[all crying out]

695
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,458
[creaking]

696
00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:10,208
[relieved panting]

697
00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:12,167
- [Mrs. McNutt] Oh, no.
- Oh, no!

698
00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:14,167
[Mrs. Mulji] Oh, yes.

699
00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:15,625
Don't panic.

700
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,875
{\an8}My app thingy says
there's a bridge to Sherringham

701
00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,125
{\an8}at the other end of the island.

702
00:32:19,125 --> 00:32:20,292
{\an8}We'll take the scenic route.

703
00:32:20,292 --> 00:32:21,917
{\an8}Absolutely love bridges.

704
00:32:21,917 --> 00:32:23,917
They're like roads that hover.

705
00:32:23,917 --> 00:32:26,000
[intriguing music playing]

706
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:32,125
[nervous gobble]

707
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:33,750
[gulp]

708
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:40,958
[panicked gobbling]

709
00:32:41,958 --> 00:32:43,625
Clever birdies.

710
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:47,042
And where do you think
you're going, Houdini?

711
00:32:47,042 --> 00:32:49,875
Come on. Lots to do.
They'll be back soon.

712
00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:51,375
[determined music playing]

713
00:32:53,208 --> 00:32:54,500
[Mr. McNutt] Come on. You've got this.

714
00:32:57,750 --> 00:33:01,167
If you feel yourself losing traction,
steer into the skid.

715
00:33:01,167 --> 00:33:03,958
No, don't steer off the bridge,
we'll drown!

716
00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:06,708
I can't look.

717
00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:08,875
Come on, old girl. You can do it.

718
00:33:11,250 --> 00:33:13,042
- [Mrs. McNutt] Ooh!
- [laughs] What did I tell you?

719
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:14,292
Plain sailing from here.

720
00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:15,958
- Watch out! Look!
- [all yelp]

721
00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:17,625
Brace, brace, brace.

722
00:33:17,625 --> 00:33:19,042
- Stop, stop, stop.
- [grunts]

723
00:33:19,708 --> 00:33:20,542
Ooh!

724
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,667
[Mrs. Forrest] Stop!

725
00:33:26,625 --> 00:33:27,708
[Mrs. McNutt] Okay.

726
00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,125
Were those...

727
00:33:29,125 --> 00:33:30,125
- ...turkeys?
- Turkeys?

728
00:33:30,625 --> 00:33:34,167
Well, we appear to be facing
the wrong direction.

729
00:33:34,167 --> 00:33:36,542
Nothing a three-point turn can't fix.

730
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:39,292
Careful, careful or you'll go over the...

731
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,833
...edge.

732
00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:42,333
Quick. Reverse.

733
00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,875
Oh, it's not working. Give it some welly.

734
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:48,292
I'm trying!

735
00:33:49,292 --> 00:33:50,375
[Mrs. McNutt] You can do it!

736
00:33:51,292 --> 00:33:53,333
I've got it! Everyone lean back.

737
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:56,250
Oh, yes. Good idea, Harry.
Just a little bit more.

738
00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,083
- Yes!
- Hurray!

739
00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:00,750
[all yelling]

740
00:34:01,250 --> 00:34:02,500
[crash]

741
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,750
- No, Teddy. Not over there.
- [ringing]

742
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:04,958
Phone!

743
00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:06,417
[grunts]

744
00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:07,875
[Scarlett] Who is it? Is it Mum?

745
00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:08,917
<i>Hi, Bernadette.</i>

746
00:34:08,917 --> 00:34:10,417
Hi, guys. What's up?

747
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:13,042
<i>So, um, there's been a tiny hiccup,</i>

748
00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:16,875
<i>and it looks like we may not
make it back tonight.</i>

749
00:34:16,875 --> 00:34:18,458
You won't be home for Christmas?

750
00:34:18,458 --> 00:34:21,125
What? They won't be home for Christmas?

751
00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:23,083
<i>It's a possibility.</i>

752
00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:25,250
Mum, what happened to your hair?

753
00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:27,292
Uh, yes, it's nothing.

754
00:34:27,292 --> 00:34:29,458
[blinkers clicking softly]

755
00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:31,167
Uh, so, Bernadette,

756
00:34:31,167 --> 00:34:33,583
you'll all have to stay together
in the barn, okay?

757
00:34:33,583 --> 00:34:35,958
Right, but what about
our Christmas stockings?

758
00:34:35,958 --> 00:34:38,458
<i>Save some phone power to call for help.</i>

759
00:34:38,458 --> 00:34:40,000
<i>You'll have to improvise.</i>

760
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,583
<i>Lock all the doors and stay together.</i>

761
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,708
<i>Nobody goes outside
until we're back. Okay?</i>

762
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:44,625
Really?

763
00:34:44,625 --> 00:34:47,542
- Teddy, lock the door.
- Yes, boss.

764
00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:51,708
[sighs] We'll be fine.
I think we'll be fine...

765
00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:53,500
<i>Just remember to keep an eye on Evie,</i>

766
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:56,167
<i>and I'm sure we'll be back by morning.</i>

767
00:34:56,167 --> 00:34:59,917
<i>Or not, if we don't call
the emergency services.</i>

768
00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:00,833
- [beeping]
- Huh?

769
00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,125
- But... ?
- Wait, what?

770
00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:04,458
- No parents?
- Seriously?

771
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,750
I'm very, very sad now.

772
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:10,500
[panting] All right, click and release.

773
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,250
Here, let me help.

774
00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:14,792
No, now your arm is on my...

775
00:35:14,792 --> 00:35:16,000
- Ow. No. Ooh.
- Uh...

776
00:35:17,042 --> 00:35:18,375
Is everyone okay?

777
00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:19,583
Okay?

778
00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:21,458
- Gentle, gentle. Aah!
- [gasps]

779
00:35:21,458 --> 00:35:23,375
[angrily] Uh, I said "gentle," Harry.

780
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:26,333
Oh, it can't be that bad.

781
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,667
Oh, it's-- it's... It's that bad.

782
00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:31,958
Uh, maybe we could walk home?

783
00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:33,792
Only if you want to lose your toes,

784
00:35:33,792 --> 00:35:36,792
your fingers, and other soft bits
to certain frostbite.

785
00:35:36,792 --> 00:35:39,375
No. We must stay in the van.

786
00:35:40,292 --> 00:35:42,917
I can't believe we won't be there
for Santa and the stockings.

787
00:35:42,917 --> 00:35:44,500
Oh, you shouldn't worry about that.

788
00:35:44,500 --> 00:35:45,417
Shouldn't I?

789
00:35:45,417 --> 00:35:48,167
No, you should worry about
freezing to death out here

790
00:35:48,167 --> 00:35:50,458
and never seeing another Christmas
of any kind.

791
00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:51,833
- Righto.
- [laughs]

792
00:35:51,833 --> 00:35:55,125
That won't happen.
Beyoncé's engine will keep the heat on.

793
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:57,333
[engine sputters, dies]

794
00:35:57,333 --> 00:35:58,417
- [chuckles feebly]
- Ugh,

795
00:35:58,417 --> 00:35:59,417
Oh no.

796
00:35:59,417 --> 00:36:04,042
You secretly named
this ridiculous old van after Beyoncé?

797
00:36:04,042 --> 00:36:06,417
No, no. I mean, not <i>that</i> Beyoncé.

798
00:36:06,958 --> 00:36:07,833
Huh?

799
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:08,750
[electrical hum]

800
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,375
[Mr. Forrest] Right, God hates me.
And that's official.

801
00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:18,250
[phone buzzing]

802
00:36:20,167 --> 00:36:21,167
Dad!

803
00:36:21,167 --> 00:36:23,708
<i>Hi Danny, I'm so sorry,
all the roads are blocked.</i>

804
00:36:23,708 --> 00:36:25,042
- Oh.
<i>- There's so much snow.</i>

805
00:36:25,042 --> 00:36:26,167
Oh, the snow.

806
00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:27,750
<i>Yeah, it's really bad out there.</i>

807
00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:28,833
Right.

808
00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,542
<i>I'll try to make it there
for the New Years.</i>

809
00:36:30,542 --> 00:36:31,500
Yes.

810
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,958
<i>- You won't be too sad, will you?</i>
- No.

811
00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,833
<i>We'll make up for it next year, okay?
It will be great.</i>

812
00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:38,000
Next year.

813
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,458
<i>- I'm sure Santa will...</i>
- Yes.

814
00:36:40,167 --> 00:36:42,208
<i>- Merry Christmas, kiddo, love you.</i>
- Merry Christmas.

815
00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:44,292
["Under the Tree" by Ed Sheeran playing]

816
00:36:44,292 --> 00:36:48,417
<i>♪ I’m alone this December
It’s the last light of the day ♪</i>

817
00:36:48,417 --> 00:36:54,625
<i>♪ Oh, I can't help but wonder
If you feel the same ♪</i>

818
00:36:54,625 --> 00:37:00,625
<i>♪ Oh I guess I'll surrender
To the tears and the pain ♪</i>

819
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:06,208
<i>♪ And the cold we are under
Will remain ♪</i>

820
00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:09,167
<i>♪ You were the hearth light ♪</i>

821
00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:12,125
<i>♪ My fire that died ♪</i>

822
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:16,875
<i>♪ Waiting for morning sunrise ♪</i>

823
00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:17,792
Oh.

824
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:24,917
<i>♪ There is nothing under the tree
That I wished for ♪</i>

825
00:37:24,917 --> 00:37:29,125
<i>♪ I want you to come back to me ♪</i>

826
00:37:29,125 --> 00:37:30,708
<i>♪ And be like before ♪</i>

827
00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:36,917
<i>♪ Have I lost you?
And nothing will ever fill the hole ♪</i>

828
00:37:36,917 --> 00:37:40,917
<i>♪ My heart will be here under the tree... ♪</i>

829
00:37:40,917 --> 00:37:44,667
Do you think Santa will ever find us?

830
00:37:44,667 --> 00:37:45,833
Huh?

831
00:37:46,542 --> 00:37:47,375
[both] Huh?

832
00:37:48,167 --> 00:37:50,708
[hesitating] Of course he will.

833
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:55,417
Hey, what does pink bird want
Father Christmas to bring?

834
00:37:56,208 --> 00:37:58,167
Just Mummy and Daddy.

835
00:37:58,167 --> 00:37:59,458
Oh...

836
00:37:59,458 --> 00:38:01,708
I know, Evie. I know.

837
00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:03,833
- [Mrs. McNutt] Night, everyone.
- [Mr. McNutt] Night, night.

838
00:38:03,833 --> 00:38:05,292
- [Mrs. Forrest] Night.
- [Mr. Forrest] Night night.

839
00:38:05,292 --> 00:38:06,292
[Mrs. Mulji] Goodnight.

840
00:38:07,417 --> 00:38:09,250
Whose foot is this, by the way?

841
00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:10,625
[Mr. McNutt] Oh, uh, that's mine.

842
00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:11,958
Well, please move it.

843
00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:13,917
[Mrs. Forrest yelps] Not to there!

844
00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:17,417
As predicted, the worst Christmas ever.

845
00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:24,250
<i>♪ There is nothing under the tree... ♪</i>

846
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:26,500
[phone buzzing]

847
00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:29,208
{\an8}<i>♪ I want you to come back to me... ♪</i>

848
00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:31,542
{\an8}Ugh, I told you to leave sooner.

849
00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:40,042
I can't believe Dad.

850
00:38:41,958 --> 00:38:43,375
I'm sure he tried.

851
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:49,583
At least we have each other.
We'll make a great day of it.

852
00:38:50,167 --> 00:38:51,208
[sighs]

853
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:56,458
Will Santa even come at all
if you're sleeping in my bed?

854
00:38:56,458 --> 00:39:00,042
Of course he will, darling.
Of course he will.

855
00:39:02,417 --> 00:39:03,500
Do you know what?

856
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:08,875
If I'd been able to choose between
Father Christmas and my actual dad,

857
00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:10,917
I'd probably have chosen Dad.

858
00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:16,000
<i>♪ My heart will be here under the tree ♪</i>

859
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,833
<i>♪ Just letting you know ♪</i>

860
00:39:24,292 --> 00:39:25,750
[song ends]

861
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:28,333
[Santa] <i>Oh, dear. What a mess.</i>

862
00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:34,000
<i>Remember when I said that this Christmas
needed a sackful of fixing?</i>

863
00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:37,958
<i>Well, this is where</i> I <i>came in.</i>

864
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000
[wondrous music playing]

865
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,167
[Santa laughing triumphantly]

866
00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:52,417
[Santa] Hup! Hup!

867
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:55,792
[panting]

868
00:39:55,792 --> 00:39:57,250
- [alert beeping]
- [reindeer gasps]

869
00:39:59,708 --> 00:40:03,792
Fly on, Dasher, most noble of reindeer.

870
00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:06,208
[panting] Uh, I don't know
if you've noticed,

871
00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:08,333
but there's a tiny bit of a blizzard
going on here.

872
00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:10,417
Nonsense! It's just a light breeze.

873
00:40:10,417 --> 00:40:12,000
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

874
00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:16,708
Hey! Can't we just turn back?
We've done all the good countries already.

875
00:40:16,708 --> 00:40:19,958
No! We can't let
a teeny bit of blizzard ruin Christmas.

876
00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:22,458
There! Head for that lighthouse!

877
00:40:22,458 --> 00:40:24,875
Okay, I'm going! [echoing]

878
00:40:25,542 --> 00:40:26,958
[both yelling]

879
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,833
Oh, we're going to die!

880
00:40:28,833 --> 00:40:31,375
- [Dasher screams]
- Whoa!

881
00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,042
[laughing]

882
00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:37,875
Whoa! Thanks, Bill!

883
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,750
- Evening, Sants!
- [chuckles] Whoa!

884
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:42,250
Uh-- [screams]

885
00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:44,833
Whoa! Elf on the shelf!

886
00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:47,292
[Santa yells]

887
00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:49,792
[slow motion sleigh bells jingling]

888
00:40:49,792 --> 00:40:51,542
[sound speeding up] Whoa!

889
00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:54,000
Whoa! Ah! Whoa!

890
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,500
[panicked yelling]

891
00:40:57,250 --> 00:40:59,000
[Santa laughing]

892
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,333
[Dasher yelps]

893
00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:05,417
Whoa! Ah!

894
00:41:05,917 --> 00:41:09,042
- [shudders]
- Ha ha! We made it. Nearly home.

895
00:41:09,042 --> 00:41:10,417
- [alarms sounding]
- [gasps] Oh, no.

896
00:41:10,417 --> 00:41:12,500
I thought getting here
was the hard part

897
00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:15,583
{\an8}but it turns out
we've got a town full of problems.

898
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:16,958
[Dasher] You can say that again.

899
00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,875
All my mates are down
with the red nose flu

900
00:41:18,875 --> 00:41:20,958
and my sparkly hooves are in agony.

901
00:41:21,792 --> 00:41:23,125
Problem number one...

902
00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:24,583
[straining]

903
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:26,458
...Danny Williams.

904
00:41:27,167 --> 00:41:28,625
[grunts] Here goes.

905
00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:33,500
If you take a tumble,
I'm putting you in a home.

906
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,458
Have I ever taken a tumble?

907
00:41:37,292 --> 00:41:38,458
[chuckles]

908
00:41:39,042 --> 00:41:39,875
[yelps]

909
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,125
<i>Um...</i>

910
00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:43,500
<i>Let's skip past this part, shall we?</i>

911
00:41:44,083 --> 00:41:46,000
[straining] Whoa!

912
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:48,458
[grunting]

913
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,417
Oh!

914
00:41:51,417 --> 00:41:53,250
[grunts] Ugh.

915
00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:55,708
[chair creaks]

916
00:41:58,792 --> 00:42:01,083
Hmm. "A bit sad and lonely."

917
00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:03,583
"Makes tea and toastie
every morning for his Mum."

918
00:42:03,583 --> 00:42:06,542
[gasps]
But now his dad hasn't turned up.

919
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:09,208
Terrible. Terrible.

920
00:42:13,583 --> 00:42:16,167
Something extra special needed here.

921
00:42:17,167 --> 00:42:19,000
- Hmm.
- [magical tinkling]

922
00:42:20,208 --> 00:42:21,667
[wind whistling]

923
00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:23,750
[grunting]

924
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,667
- [thud]
- Perfect.

925
00:42:28,167 --> 00:42:29,792
[shivering]

926
00:42:30,292 --> 00:42:32,750
- Hey, sweet antlers.
- [creak]

927
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:36,125
Uh, what about you and me
go flying together?

928
00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:40,333
I'll take that as a "no" then.

929
00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:42,292
Problem number two. [grunts]

930
00:42:42,792 --> 00:42:47,250
Five kids all in one barn
and no parents. Oh!

931
00:42:47,250 --> 00:42:48,750
Interesting challenge.

932
00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:51,917
Sants, you won't get all those sacks
down the chimney in one go.

933
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:54,750
I've been doing this a long time,
my grumpy friend.

934
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:56,292
Hup! [grunts]

935
00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:58,458
Hup!

936
00:42:58,958 --> 00:42:59,792
Oh!

937
00:42:59,792 --> 00:43:01,458
[growling]

938
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,417
[straining]

939
00:43:04,042 --> 00:43:05,667
[groans]

940
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:07,500
One word.

941
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:11,958
One word from you and
I will get myself a self-driving sleigh.

942
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:14,750
- [mimics zip]
- [grunts] Hup!

943
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:16,375
Told you.

944
00:43:17,375 --> 00:43:18,583
And that's two words.

945
00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:20,000
[grunting]

946
00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:25,458
Right. Stockings. Stockings?

947
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:27,667
[chuckles]

948
00:43:28,417 --> 00:43:30,417
Very imaginative. Hmm.

949
00:43:32,292 --> 00:43:35,167
Super Santa creativity required here.

950
00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:37,333
[humming]

951
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:38,375
[clatter]

952
00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:40,750
Yes. Very good.

953
00:43:41,875 --> 00:43:43,000
Clever.

954
00:43:44,167 --> 00:43:46,083
[chuckles] Perfect.

955
00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:52,250
Over to you now, mighty Bernadette.

956
00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:55,208
[alarm whooping faintly]

957
00:43:56,792 --> 00:44:00,208
Now, problem number three,
the hardest of the lot,

958
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:03,292
a pair of twins, one's been very good,
but the other is...

959
00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:05,833
The evil twin.
There's always an evil twin.

960
00:44:05,833 --> 00:44:09,333
No, not evil,
but she's definitely been very naughty.

961
00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:10,333
What to do?

962
00:44:10,333 --> 00:44:12,708
Ah, just flip a coin.

963
00:44:12,708 --> 00:44:14,792
We've still got Finland, Sweden

964
00:44:14,792 --> 00:44:16,542
and that other one
with all the lederhosen to do.

965
00:44:16,542 --> 00:44:19,042
Don't rush me. This really matters.

966
00:44:19,042 --> 00:44:22,000
Where would we be
if everyone was naughty all the time?

967
00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:24,625
[snoring softly]

968
00:44:30,375 --> 00:44:31,250
[creak]

969
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,583
[snorting]

970
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,667
[snoring continues]

971
00:44:39,042 --> 00:44:40,458
[mutters softly]

972
00:44:41,667 --> 00:44:43,833
"Refused to tidy her room."

973
00:44:43,833 --> 00:44:47,125
"Shaved a dog to make a beard"
and-- [gasps] good lord,

974
00:44:47,833 --> 00:44:50,417
"Released
all of Farmer Yirrell's turkeys."

975
00:44:51,667 --> 00:44:52,875
[snoring]

976
00:44:55,292 --> 00:44:56,167
[rapping on window]

977
00:44:56,167 --> 00:44:57,875
Oh, get on with it, boss.

978
00:44:57,875 --> 00:45:00,792
My unmentionables
are turning into snowballs out here.

979
00:45:00,792 --> 00:45:05,250
[sighs] Alas, alas, but it must be done.

980
00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:10,625
[Santa] <i>For all the talk
of who's naughty and who's nice,</i>

981
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,458
<i>it's actually incredibly rare for me</i>

982
00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:18,708
<i>to follow through with an empty stocking
on actual Christmas night.</i>

983
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,583
Oh, dear, that's a dreadful thing to do.

984
00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:27,208
Right, where to next? Jamaica? Barbados?

985
00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:28,708
No. Iceland.

986
00:45:28,708 --> 00:45:30,458
- [shudders]
- Hip, hip.

987
00:45:31,958 --> 00:45:34,875
Farewell, Wellington-on-Sea!

988
00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,083
[thrumming]

989
00:45:37,292 --> 00:45:38,750
[gentle thudding]

990
00:45:39,250 --> 00:45:40,083
[gasps]

991
00:45:42,792 --> 00:45:44,042
[extended gasp]

992
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,667
I knew it would be okay.

993
00:45:46,917 --> 00:45:48,917
- [gasps, giggles]
- [jangling]

994
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:53,292
Yes, yes, yes, yes! [squeals]

995
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:56,167
Charlie Beccles, rock star supreme.

996
00:45:57,750 --> 00:45:58,708
[gasps]

997
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:03,792
Oh, no.

998
00:46:09,417 --> 00:46:11,083
He got the wrong twin.

999
00:46:15,083 --> 00:46:16,292
[exhales]

1000
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:25,083
{\an8}[creak]

1001
00:46:48,167 --> 00:46:49,542
Ahh...

1002
00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:51,167
[alarm sounding]

1003
00:46:51,167 --> 00:46:55,167
Oh, no, what does that mean?
Did you forget Finland again?

1004
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:59,042
[gasps] No, it's wonderful news.

1005
00:46:59,042 --> 00:47:01,250
Sorry pal, it's going to be a long night.

1006
00:47:01,250 --> 00:47:02,792
Long night?

1007
00:47:02,792 --> 00:47:05,542
It's already been one endless,

1008
00:47:05,542 --> 00:47:07,750
tear off your own antlers
and eat them long night.

1009
00:47:07,750 --> 00:47:10,833
Well, it's about to get longer.
And marvelous!

1010
00:47:11,417 --> 00:47:13,750
[sighs] So where are we going, big man?

1011
00:47:13,750 --> 00:47:15,625
Back to Wellington-on-Sea.

1012
00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:18,792
The naughty twin
turns out not to be naughty after all.

1013
00:47:18,792 --> 00:47:22,792
Oh! This is my first
Code Red for fifty years!

1014
00:47:22,792 --> 00:47:24,708
Code Red? Nice.

1015
00:47:24,708 --> 00:47:27,375
Let's dust off one of these old beauties.

1016
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,750
Right, time is tight.
[chuckles triumphantly]

1017
00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:33,333
Let's blow a hole in the sky, baby.

1018
00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:34,500
All righty then.

1019
00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:37,667
I've got a little bit more
left in the tank. Check this.

1020
00:47:37,667 --> 00:47:38,750
Whoa!

1021
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,417
I love this job!

1022
00:47:41,417 --> 00:47:43,500
[triumphant music playing]

1023
00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:51,958
[Sam gasps, squeals]

1024
00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:53,625
Oh, my goodness!

1025
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,417
Charlie, Charlie! Look.

1026
00:47:55,417 --> 00:47:58,250
Santa came. Oh, gosh, look!

1027
00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,917
Yeah, you got the guitar!

1028
00:47:59,917 --> 00:48:01,833
But why aren't you opening yours?

1029
00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:04,375
Well, I wasn't so lucky.
[soft chuckle]

1030
00:48:04,375 --> 00:48:05,708
What do you mean?

1031
00:48:05,708 --> 00:48:09,125
I guess I was too naughty after all.
I should have been less...

1032
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:11,375
Charlie, it's bursting!

1033
00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:15,458
What? [gasps]

1034
00:48:17,833 --> 00:48:19,708
- [twins screaming]
- [both gasp]

1035
00:48:19,708 --> 00:48:21,417
Oh, no, Sam's having a panic attack.

1036
00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:22,417
Brace yourself.

1037
00:48:22,417 --> 00:48:24,125
[rapid footsteps approaching]

1038
00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:25,750
She got a full stocking!

1039
00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:27,458
I got a full stocking.

1040
00:48:27,458 --> 00:48:30,875
- [twins squealing and laughing]
- Oh, my gosh. Sam!

1041
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,583
[relieved laughter]
I was ready to call an ambulance.

1042
00:48:33,583 --> 00:48:35,417
Look at this one! [gasps]

1043
00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:38,875
What is happening? Chocolate!

1044
00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:39,792
Oh, yes.

1045
00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:41,375
This is amazing!

1046
00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:42,625
- Oh!
- [laughs]

1047
00:48:42,625 --> 00:48:45,042
No way. Drumsticks!

1048
00:48:45,042 --> 00:48:47,458
Oh, there's something left in Charlie's.

1049
00:48:47,458 --> 00:48:48,708
Is there?

1050
00:48:48,708 --> 00:48:49,917
I thought I felt something.

1051
00:48:50,750 --> 00:48:52,333
Um... uh...

1052
00:48:52,833 --> 00:48:53,667
I don't think so.

1053
00:48:53,667 --> 00:48:55,958
Mum, it's just what I've always wanted.

1054
00:48:55,958 --> 00:48:57,708
Oh, yes, isn't it?

1055
00:48:57,708 --> 00:48:59,708
[Santa] <i>Officially nice.</i>

1056
00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:02,083
You did find something.

1057
00:49:02,083 --> 00:49:04,458
No. I-It was nothing.

1058
00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:05,542
Oh, okay.

1059
00:49:05,542 --> 00:49:07,542
Mum, listen to what I learnt at school.

1060
00:49:07,542 --> 00:49:09,958
- Thank you.
- [Santa] <i>You're very welcome.</i>

1061
00:49:09,958 --> 00:49:12,958
- [Mrs. Beccles laughs] Good old Santa.
- [strumming guitar]

1062
00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:16,625
Merry Christmas, little slug.

1063
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:19,250
- [smooches]
- [groans]

1064
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,667
[sleepy grunt]

1065
00:49:26,167 --> 00:49:29,000
[gasps, delighted laugh] Yes!

1066
00:49:31,250 --> 00:49:32,083
[gasps]

1067
00:49:36,792 --> 00:49:38,292
[Santa] <i>Look outside.</i>

1068
00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:41,708
[gasps]

1069
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,917
Flipping heck.

1070
00:49:47,458 --> 00:49:49,458
[grunts] Huh?

1071
00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:52,417
Mummy? Daddy?

1072
00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:56,167
Oh, no, they're not back.

1073
00:49:56,167 --> 00:49:57,500
- Gosh.
- Gosh.

1074
00:49:57,500 --> 00:49:59,417
- [thud]
- Oof! Oh, gosh.

1075
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,833
Christmas is ruined.

1076
00:50:01,833 --> 00:50:03,583
Or it's not.

1077
00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:06,417
Look in your stockings. Santa came.

1078
00:50:06,417 --> 00:50:07,500
- What?
- Really?

1079
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,958
And he's left
some very interesting things.

1080
00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:14,833
A blaster gun? Weird.

1081
00:50:14,833 --> 00:50:16,833
A power washer? Double weird.

1082
00:50:16,833 --> 00:50:18,917
A karaoke machine?

1083
00:50:18,917 --> 00:50:20,042
Hmm...

1084
00:50:20,042 --> 00:50:22,125
Whippedy cream!

1085
00:50:22,125 --> 00:50:23,417
Bit weird.

1086
00:50:23,417 --> 00:50:24,667
[Eve] What's that?

1087
00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:26,083
- [Scarlett] I don't get it.
- [Teddy] Well, duh.

1088
00:50:26,083 --> 00:50:29,958
Everyone, it's Christmas morning
and our parents are nowhere to be seen,

1089
00:50:29,958 --> 00:50:34,250
which could be a problem, true,
but it seems to me

1090
00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:37,833
Santa's gifts are asking
a very intriguing question.

1091
00:50:38,417 --> 00:50:40,750
Do we always love everything
about the Christmas arrangements?

1092
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:41,667
- Hmm...
- Um...

1093
00:50:41,667 --> 00:50:43,750
Christmas lunch with all the trimmings?

1094
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,167
{\an8}<i>-Ugh.</i>
- [all] <i>Sprouts.</i>

1095
00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:47,458
- [gags]
- Nope.

1096
00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:48,708
Washing up after lunch?

1097
00:50:48,708 --> 00:50:49,917
{\an8}<i>Finished.</i>

1098
00:50:49,917 --> 00:50:52,000
{\an8}- [parent] <i>Uh...</i>
- [frustrated growl]

1099
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,292
Nuh-uh.

1100
00:50:53,292 --> 00:50:54,958
How about the big walk?

1101
00:50:54,958 --> 00:50:55,917
{\an8}[laughter]

1102
00:50:55,917 --> 00:50:58,458
{\an8}[slurring] <i>I don't seem
to be able to walk straight.</i>

1103
00:50:59,167 --> 00:51:00,333
- No!
- Yes!

1104
00:51:01,542 --> 00:51:02,500
I mean, no.

1105
00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:05,417
And then the lovely old Christmas film.

1106
00:51:05,417 --> 00:51:08,083
["Silent Night" playing]

1107
00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:09,708
[inaudible]

1108
00:51:09,708 --> 00:51:11,958
I hate the lovely old Christmas film.

1109
00:51:11,958 --> 00:51:15,542
Exactly as I thought.
Do we think we could do a lot better?

1110
00:51:15,542 --> 00:51:16,875
- Definitely.
- Um, yes.

1111
00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:20,667
Right, so, big moment, kids. Big moment.

1112
00:51:20,667 --> 00:51:23,625
One of those moments
that defines who we are.

1113
00:51:23,625 --> 00:51:25,542
Do we have a vision for the future

1114
00:51:25,542 --> 00:51:29,375
that is better and brighter
and always more fun?

1115
00:51:29,375 --> 00:51:30,792
[all] Yes!

1116
00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:34,750
Children of Wellington-on-Sea, get ready.

1117
00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:35,833
It's time

1118
00:51:35,833 --> 00:51:39,417
- for our Christmas!
- [cheering]

1119
00:51:41,667 --> 00:51:42,750
Yes!

1120
00:51:42,750 --> 00:51:46,667
[Santa] <i>This is why I love my job.
Quite proud of that one.</i>

1121
00:51:46,667 --> 00:51:48,292
Whoa!

1122
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:50,333
Mum! Mum.

1123
00:51:50,833 --> 00:51:51,833
- Mum?
- [shushes]

1124
00:51:52,417 --> 00:51:54,167
Oh, come on, Jan.

1125
00:51:54,167 --> 00:51:55,917
Danny's dad has just let him down

1126
00:51:55,917 --> 00:51:58,708
and I can't miss Christmas Eve
and Christmas Day.

1127
00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:00,333
Yes, I kn--

1128
00:52:01,208 --> 00:52:03,000
I know she's very sick.

1129
00:52:04,708 --> 00:52:06,292
Okay... Okay.

1130
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:08,250
Okay.

1131
00:52:09,875 --> 00:52:10,750
I'll do it.

1132
00:52:11,333 --> 00:52:12,917
[groans] Damn it.

1133
00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:14,500
Not today too.

1134
00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:16,333
Nobody else can get through

1135
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:19,208
and I'm the only one
in trudging distance of the hospital.

1136
00:52:19,208 --> 00:52:20,750
There must be someone.

1137
00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:23,083
Someone who didn't just get divorced.

1138
00:52:23,667 --> 00:52:27,167
Look, do you know Bill,
the lighthouse keeper?

1139
00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:28,208
Uh-uh.

1140
00:52:28,208 --> 00:52:30,750
Well, his Mum might be dying.

1141
00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:32,625
And that's not fun.

1142
00:52:32,625 --> 00:52:35,875
She likes me
and she doesn't like many people.

1143
00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:39,875
It's not nice to die with someone
you don't like holding your hand.

1144
00:52:39,875 --> 00:52:41,583
Okay, I get it.

1145
00:52:41,583 --> 00:52:43,750
Mrs. Lighthouse and her not nice death

1146
00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:46,958
is more important
than you and me and Christmas.

1147
00:52:46,958 --> 00:52:49,083
Oh, love, of course it isn't.

1148
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,792
But it's my job.

1149
00:52:50,792 --> 00:52:53,792
Look, I'll ring around, I'll find someone
to look after you until I get back.

1150
00:52:53,792 --> 00:52:58,792
Don't bother.
I'm fine on my own. I'm used to it.

1151
00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:00,750
I'll make it up to you, I promise.

1152
00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:04,208
Just you and me is just fine.

1153
00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:07,875
We'll have a really special dinner
when I get home. Okay?

1154
00:53:07,875 --> 00:53:10,708
What? Extra big portion of red slop?

1155
00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:14,333
I'd better go and get ready.

1156
00:53:17,375 --> 00:53:18,750
[Santa] <i>Oh, dear.</i>

1157
00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:21,833
<i>The problem is,
no matter how well I do my job,</i>

1158
00:53:21,833 --> 00:53:24,042
<i>life is complicated.</i>

1159
00:53:24,042 --> 00:53:27,750
<i>And when my big night is over,
it all starts up again.</i>

1160
00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:32,208
<i>And it's up to you lot
to sort things out yourselves.</i>

1161
00:53:32,917 --> 00:53:34,917
[straining]

1162
00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:37,167
[Mrs. McNutt] You're doing great, honey!

1163
00:53:37,167 --> 00:53:39,917
Keep up, Harry! You can do it too!

1164
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:42,083
I am keeping up, darling.

1165
00:53:42,083 --> 00:53:43,333
Ooh! Oh...

1166
00:53:43,333 --> 00:53:44,583
Nearly there!

1167
00:53:44,583 --> 00:53:46,208
[yodels]

1168
00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:47,375
Uh... [cries out]

1169
00:53:47,375 --> 00:53:48,500
- No, no.
- Shoes off.

1170
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:50,083
- Please! Ow!
- [both yelling]

1171
00:53:50,083 --> 00:53:52,000
- [all gasp]
- Watch out!

1172
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,042
- I'm on you! I'm riding...
- Stop, stop.

1173
00:53:55,250 --> 00:53:56,083
[Mr. McNutt groans]

1174
00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:57,958
[all yelp]

1175
00:53:58,458 --> 00:54:00,542
[all screaming]

1176
00:54:03,417 --> 00:54:05,083
[all panting]

1177
00:54:06,542 --> 00:54:08,958
Who could have predicted this calamity?

1178
00:54:10,042 --> 00:54:11,500
Oh, that's right, me.

1179
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,875
Oh, no. The poor kids.

1180
00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,792
Oh, how will they cope without us?

1181
00:54:16,792 --> 00:54:18,167
Are you ready?

1182
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:19,125
Yes.

1183
00:54:19,125 --> 00:54:23,833
Children of the barn,
Christmas lunch our way!

1184
00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:25,000
Pizza!

1185
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:27,333
["Underneath the Tree"
by Kelly Clarkson playing]

1186
00:54:27,333 --> 00:54:28,458
[Eve giggles]

1187
00:54:28,458 --> 00:54:31,042
<i>♪ Snow is falling
As the carolers sing ♪</i>

1188
00:54:31,042 --> 00:54:32,292
<i>♪ You're all that I need ♪</i>

1189
00:54:32,292 --> 00:54:33,208
[belches]

1190
00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:35,833
<i>♪ Underneath the tree... ♪</i>

1191
00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:36,750
Do it.

1192
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:38,417
Whippedy cream!

1193
00:54:38,417 --> 00:54:40,500
[song continues]

1194
00:54:40,500 --> 00:54:42,250
[all laughing]

1195
00:54:44,750 --> 00:54:47,250
For you. Finished!

1196
00:54:50,625 --> 00:54:52,917
Christmas, 27% better.

1197
00:54:52,917 --> 00:54:54,875
- Let's go!
- Awesome!

1198
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:57,292
Scarlett, time for your gift.

1199
00:54:57,292 --> 00:54:58,583
[gasps]

1200
00:54:58,583 --> 00:54:59,667
Wow...

1201
00:54:59,667 --> 00:55:01,042
[chuckles mischievously]

1202
00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:03,042
Eat sprouts, suckers!

1203
00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:04,750
- [whoops]
- Yay!

1204
00:55:05,542 --> 00:55:07,167
[dastardly laugh]

1205
00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:09,750
Take that! And that. [giggles]

1206
00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:10,750
And bam!

1207
00:55:12,417 --> 00:55:14,833
- Christmas, 48% better.
- Mm-hmm.

1208
00:55:14,833 --> 00:55:17,125
Now, washing up.

1209
00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,542
Over to you, Tedwardo.

1210
00:55:19,333 --> 00:55:21,333
[mischievous chuckle]

1211
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:25,667
Behold the magic of the power washer!

1212
00:55:25,667 --> 00:55:27,125
Now, Evie!

1213
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:29,792
- Yaah!
- [Nisha] Go, Teddy, blast them!

1214
00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,833
[yells out]

1215
00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:34,292
[all grunting]

1216
00:55:34,292 --> 00:55:36,417
[Teddy] Whoa. Amazing.

1217
00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:39,458
Christmas, 73% better.

1218
00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:42,417
Almost there, just one last thing needed.
Follow me, guys!

1219
00:55:42,417 --> 00:55:43,958
Yay!

1220
00:55:43,958 --> 00:55:48,792
<i>♪ You're here, where you should be
Snow is falling as the carolers sing ♪</i>

1221
00:55:48,792 --> 00:55:51,417
<i>- ♪ It just wasn't the same... ♪</i>
- [percussive vocalizing]

1222
00:55:51,417 --> 00:55:54,792
- Rock on, Samski! [giggling]
<i>- ♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪</i>

1223
00:55:54,792 --> 00:55:55,958
- [smash]
- [gasps]

1224
00:55:55,958 --> 00:55:57,833
- Oops.
- Charlie!

1225
00:55:57,833 --> 00:56:00,917
How did a girl so naughty
get a full stocking?

1226
00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:02,917
That is a good question.

1227
00:56:02,917 --> 00:56:06,708
[Santa] <i>So, while Sam is sorting out
her mystery,</i>

1228
00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:11,208
<i>poor Danny is wondering
why he is the only person alone</i>

1229
00:56:11,208 --> 00:56:13,083
<i>on Christmas Day.</i>

1230
00:56:15,833 --> 00:56:16,708
<i>Or is he?</i>

1231
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:20,000
[pensive music playing]

1232
00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:30,792
[sharp exhale]

1233
00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:44,542
[shrill ring]

1234
00:56:45,125 --> 00:56:46,000
[groans]

1235
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,125
Carol singers.

1236
00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:51,458
Beware the wrath of my furled umbrella.

1237
00:56:54,542 --> 00:56:55,625
Williams.

1238
00:56:58,833 --> 00:57:00,458
[nervous chuckle] Um...

1239
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,792
Hello, Ms. Trapper,
I wondered if you'd like some company?

1240
00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:07,708
What about your mother?

1241
00:57:07,708 --> 00:57:11,083
Working. And we had a bit of a fight.

1242
00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:12,875
A-And your father?

1243
00:57:12,875 --> 00:57:15,125
He didn't come.

1244
00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:17,500
My mum and I
are going to have dinner later

1245
00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:21,458
but I wondered if you'd like
some Christmas sort-of-cake?

1246
00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:25,250
Because we're both sort of alone.

1247
00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:26,583
Well...

1248
00:57:27,167 --> 00:57:28,125
Um...

1249
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:32,958
it's a kind offer
but I'm afraid I'm very busy.

1250
00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:36,750
Right. Sorry to disturb.

1251
00:57:41,042 --> 00:57:44,167
Life's not always easy, is it, Williams?

1252
00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:46,583
Not always.

1253
00:57:47,083 --> 00:57:51,583
But I suspect, at the moment,
it's hardest for your mother.

1254
00:58:04,417 --> 00:58:05,875
[thoughtful hum]

1255
00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:08,208
Mum, I just want...

1256
00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:09,833
[groans]

1257
00:58:11,083 --> 00:58:11,917
Nope.

1258
00:58:12,542 --> 00:58:13,667
Hmm...

1259
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,083
[groans]

1260
00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:36,208
An intervention called for, I think.

1261
00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:38,458
Hmm.

1262
00:58:38,458 --> 00:58:42,417
Let's see. Straight and... right.

1263
00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:44,583
<i>Whenever I get gloomy with the state</i>

1264
00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:46,083
<i>- of the world...</i>
- [sigh]

1265
00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:49,458
<i>...I think about the arrivals gate
at Heathrow Airport. General...</i>

1266
00:58:49,458 --> 00:58:51,375
- And that's quite enough of that.
- Huh?

1267
00:58:51,375 --> 00:58:52,792
Over to you, Nisha.

1268
00:58:52,792 --> 00:58:55,167
Let's party!

1269
00:58:55,167 --> 00:58:56,792
- Oh, yeah!
- Yay!

1270
00:58:56,792 --> 00:59:00,167
<i>♪ If you want to run away with me
I know a galaxy ♪</i>

1271
00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,917
<i>♪ Where the music don't stop for life ♪</i>

1272
00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:11,083
[singing "Nessun Dorma"]

1273
00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:12,875
Belt it out, Teddy!

1274
00:59:13,417 --> 00:59:16,708
<i>♪ Boom-shaka-laka
It's a brand new style ♪</i>

1275
00:59:16,708 --> 00:59:19,083
Incoming! [whoops]

1276
00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:21,125
[all laughing, clamoring]

1277
00:59:22,333 --> 00:59:25,250
Best Christmas ever!

1278
00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:28,708
Christmas, 100% better.

1279
00:59:28,708 --> 00:59:30,958
But what about the walk, Bernie?

1280
00:59:31,625 --> 00:59:32,625
Hmm...

1281
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:38,875
<i>♪ Happy birthday, Jesus
Happy birthday, Jesus ♪</i>

1282
00:59:38,875 --> 00:59:40,708
I must remember to put in my journal:

1283
00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:44,667
"Pray for reincarnation
in a tropical country."

1284
00:59:44,667 --> 00:59:47,917
Ooh! Good time for presents,
don't you think?

1285
00:59:47,917 --> 00:59:49,125
- What?
- Presents?

1286
00:59:49,708 --> 00:59:51,208
[grunting]

1287
00:59:52,417 --> 00:59:53,292
Oh.

1288
00:59:53,292 --> 00:59:54,625
Merry Christmas, my love.

1289
00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:55,792
[chuckles] What's this?

1290
00:59:55,792 --> 00:59:57,375
Oh, just in case we got stuck.

1291
00:59:57,375 --> 00:59:58,958
Couldn't have you
waking up without a gift.

1292
00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:02,667
And I noticed the screen on your old one
was a little bit cracked.

1293
01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:05,208
What? It's a phone? Is it charged?

1294
01:00:05,208 --> 01:00:07,625
It certainly is. Yep.
Synced and ready to go.

1295
01:00:07,625 --> 01:00:09,417
So we could have called
the kids last night?

1296
01:00:09,417 --> 01:00:12,500
Uh... Yeah, but then it wouldn't have been
a surprise, would it?

1297
01:00:12,500 --> 01:00:14,500
- [sighs]
- Surprise!

1298
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:16,167
Well, it was nicely wrapped
at least, wasn't it?

1299
01:00:16,167 --> 01:00:18,292
[whispering] The man is a moron
and there's no getting around it.

1300
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:21,167
The kids aren't answering.
Something's wrong.

1301
01:00:21,167 --> 01:00:23,500
Can we please call emergency services now?

1302
01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:28,625
[automated voice]
<i>You are 520 in the queue.</i>

1303
01:00:28,625 --> 01:00:31,167
<i>- Please hold.</i>
- [gasps] Everyone must be snowed in.

1304
01:00:31,167 --> 01:00:32,792
We'll be here for days.

1305
01:00:32,792 --> 01:00:35,208
Right, try Trapper. She'll have a number
for school emergencies.

1306
01:00:35,208 --> 01:00:37,292
- [both shudder]
- Ms. Trapper is scary.

1307
01:00:37,292 --> 01:00:38,833
Mm, but the school is outstanding.

1308
01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:41,792
You are such children.

1309
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,167
Be careful, Harry.

1310
01:00:45,917 --> 01:00:47,458
Hello, is that Ms. Trapper?

1311
01:00:47,458 --> 01:00:49,625
Yes, what do you want?
I'm very busy indeed.

1312
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,708
Oh, yes. Sorry.

1313
01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:55,333
Sorry to disturb. Gosh. [nervous laughter]

1314
01:00:55,333 --> 01:00:58,625
Oh, yes, i-it's Harry Forrest here,
Scarlett and Teddy's dad.

1315
01:00:58,625 --> 01:01:00,083
Harry, what did she say?

1316
01:01:00,083 --> 01:01:03,750
Yes. Yes, I did maths with you,
that's right, yes. That's the one.

1317
01:01:03,750 --> 01:01:06,167
18th out of 18, yes.

1318
01:01:06,167 --> 01:01:07,958
[whispering] Hopeless Harry, yes.

1319
01:01:07,958 --> 01:01:11,833
Yes, but I wonder
if you might be able to help.

1320
01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:13,750
We're a little bit stuck.

1321
01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:17,375
Well, as I said, I'm very busy
but if you really are desperate...

1322
01:01:17,375 --> 01:01:19,125
<i>Yes! We're desperate.</i>

1323
01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:22,000
Very well, I may have one thought.

1324
01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:24,458
Faster, Williams.

1325
01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:27,958
[Yirrell] I hate turkeys.

1326
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,750
I hate their beaks, feathers... [gasps]

1327
01:01:31,750 --> 01:01:33,708
- Ms. Trapper.
- Hello, Yirrell.

1328
01:01:33,708 --> 01:01:36,708
I need you to rescue some villagers
who are stuck in the snow.

1329
01:01:36,708 --> 01:01:37,917
W-Why should I?

1330
01:01:37,917 --> 01:01:39,917
Because I tell you to.

1331
01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:41,458
[gulps]

1332
01:01:41,458 --> 01:01:42,583
Happy to help, Miss.

1333
01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:45,583
Good. Now snap to it, you infamous oik.

1334
01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:46,542
[giggles]

1335
01:01:46,542 --> 01:01:48,417
Yes, Miss. Thank you, Miss. Will do, Miss.

1336
01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:53,542
Sometimes, it's very helpful
to be a terrifying old trout.

1337
01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:55,208
[engine sputtering to life]

1338
01:01:57,417 --> 01:01:58,917
Yes, that'll do.

1339
01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:01,958
Here are the coordinates
of the McNutt van.

1340
01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:04,167
Go and rescue them. Chop chop.

1341
01:02:04,167 --> 01:02:06,375
Yes, Ms. Trapper. [whimpers]

1342
01:02:07,417 --> 01:02:09,042
Right, Williams, time to get to work.

1343
01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:12,750
But I don't think it's fair
that I have to work on Christmas Day.

1344
01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:15,333
Precisely. Nobody should
have to work on Christmas Day.

1345
01:02:15,333 --> 01:02:17,417
Including your mother.

1346
01:02:17,417 --> 01:02:19,917
Now, take a look at this.

1347
01:02:21,625 --> 01:02:23,417
But we'll never get it done in time.

1348
01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:26,000
Of course we will, Master Williams.

1349
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:28,625
It's time for Project Homecoming.

1350
01:02:36,375 --> 01:02:37,750
[Charlie whistling]

1351
01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:40,500
I can't believe you tidied up
my side of the room.

1352
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:43,000
It's unhealthy being this clean.

1353
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000
[continues whistling]

1354
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,250
{\an8}Charlie Beccles' Operation Happy Sam.

1355
01:02:48,250 --> 01:02:50,125
Tactics and Plans?

1356
01:02:50,125 --> 01:02:51,875
Operation Help Buddy.

1357
01:02:52,792 --> 01:02:55,250
Operation Nisha's Melon Drop.

1358
01:02:55,250 --> 01:02:58,375
Operation Match Making? To Do?

1359
01:02:58,375 --> 01:03:00,042
[gasps] Gosh.

1360
01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:04,042
[clattering]

1361
01:03:04,917 --> 01:03:06,792
- She's doing it all for me?
- [Charlie whistling]

1362
01:03:06,792 --> 01:03:08,500
What? How did that get there?

1363
01:03:09,083 --> 01:03:11,583
[in ghoulish voice]
I've got my slimy eye on you.

1364
01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:13,375
[laughs]

1365
01:03:13,375 --> 01:03:15,750
What? What?

1366
01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,917
Sam, you're being weird.

1367
01:03:17,917 --> 01:03:19,750
Hmm. Whatever.

1368
01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:21,125
[whistling]

1369
01:03:24,167 --> 01:03:25,000
[gasps]

1370
01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:28,708
[Santa] <i>Clever girl, that Sam.</i>

1371
01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:31,833
<i>I hoped she'd figure it out in the end.</i>

1372
01:03:34,417 --> 01:03:36,042
[grunting]

1373
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,667
[loud buzzing]

1374
01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:42,792
[Ms. Trapper] Hurry, Williams. Hurry!

1375
01:03:42,792 --> 01:03:45,000
[loud buzzing continues]

1376
01:03:47,292 --> 01:03:51,375
[shivering] Absolutely love chivalry.

1377
01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:52,625
- [women shivering]
- [bang]

1378
01:03:52,625 --> 01:03:53,542
What?

1379
01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:56,000
[Mr. McNutt] Thank God. Someone's here.

1380
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,083
[Mrs. Forrest] Oh, the emergency services.

1381
01:03:58,083 --> 01:03:59,958
We're saved.

1382
01:03:59,958 --> 01:04:03,625
- Help! Over here!
- Hello! We're over here! Hello!

1383
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:05,875
[Mr. McNutt] Yes! Hallelujah.

1384
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:09,208
We are so glad to see you.

1385
01:04:10,458 --> 01:04:12,792
I hear you lot are in a bit of a pickle.

1386
01:04:12,792 --> 01:04:14,250
- Is that Yirrell?
- What?

1387
01:04:14,250 --> 01:04:16,083
Hello there, Hopeless Harry,

1388
01:04:16,083 --> 01:04:18,042
I've come to rescue you.

1389
01:04:18,042 --> 01:04:20,000
For a small fee, of course.

1390
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,750
Small fee?

1391
01:04:21,750 --> 01:04:22,750
Oh, no.

1392
01:04:23,292 --> 01:04:25,542
[all yelling]

1393
01:04:25,542 --> 01:04:27,292
- We're going down!
- It's sinking!

1394
01:04:27,292 --> 01:04:29,000
[yelling]

1395
01:04:30,375 --> 01:04:31,208
Oh, God.

1396
01:04:32,208 --> 01:04:33,958
- Yep.
- Somewhat anticlimactic.

1397
01:04:33,958 --> 01:04:35,583
Now, where to?

1398
01:04:35,583 --> 01:04:36,792
Home!

1399
01:04:38,542 --> 01:04:40,250
- Everyone ready?
- Um...

1400
01:04:40,250 --> 01:04:42,083
- And walk!
- Do we have to?

1401
01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:43,875
- Hup, two, three, four.
- Great.

1402
01:04:43,875 --> 01:04:45,708
Hup, two, three, four.

1403
01:04:45,708 --> 01:04:47,792
- And... home, two, three, four.
- Nice.

1404
01:04:47,792 --> 01:04:48,708
Plot twist.

1405
01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:49,708
What a legend.

1406
01:04:50,375 --> 01:04:51,833
What? Uh--

1407
01:04:51,833 --> 01:04:53,083
But I...

1408
01:04:53,083 --> 01:04:55,042
[Teddy laughs] That was brilliant!

1409
01:04:55,042 --> 01:04:57,125
- Bernie is a creative genius.
- So much fun!

1410
01:04:57,125 --> 01:05:00,458
But we didn't even get
to the lovely beach huts.

1411
01:05:00,458 --> 01:05:02,208
Next year, little one.

1412
01:05:02,208 --> 01:05:06,875
Right! Time for the epic
Christmas hide-and-seek!

1413
01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:09,667
Winner gets the last bag
of fun size Mars bars!

1414
01:05:09,667 --> 01:05:11,875
- My specialty! [whoops]
- Let's go!

1415
01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:12,792
Quick!

1416
01:05:12,792 --> 01:05:13,708
Thirty,

1417
01:05:13,708 --> 01:05:16,750
- 29, 28...
- [shushes]

1418
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:18,833
- 27, 26...
- Sorry, taken.

1419
01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:21,417
- 25...
- Somewhere else, Evie.

1420
01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:24,167
- 24, 23...
- [sighs]

1421
01:05:24,917 --> 01:05:26,167
- 22...
- Huh.

1422
01:05:26,167 --> 01:05:29,042
21, 20...

1423
01:05:29,042 --> 01:05:31,292
- [gasps]
- 19,

1424
01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:34,292
- 18, 17...
- [gobbling]

1425
01:05:35,333 --> 01:05:36,667
16,

1426
01:05:37,250 --> 01:05:39,042
- 15...
- [giggles]

1427
01:05:39,042 --> 01:05:41,750
- 14, 13...
- [humming]

1428
01:05:42,333 --> 01:05:43,333
12...

1429
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,250
[gasps]

1430
01:05:51,917 --> 01:05:53,917
[gentle music playing]

1431
01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:00,583
[gasps] What?

1432
01:06:02,792 --> 01:06:03,625
[soft gasp]

1433
01:06:06,292 --> 01:06:07,250
Oh...

1434
01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:11,542
Mum, you're here.

1435
01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:13,917
Look what we made.

1436
01:06:14,542 --> 01:06:16,542
[amazed gasp]

1437
01:06:16,542 --> 01:06:18,208
[chuckles]

1438
01:06:26,042 --> 01:06:27,167
[chuckles]

1439
01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:30,750
Oh, Danny.

1440
01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:32,208
[chuckles]

1441
01:06:32,208 --> 01:06:33,792
I don't know what to say.

1442
01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:36,500
Then don't say anything.

1443
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:38,625
Just step inside, Nurse Williams,

1444
01:06:38,625 --> 01:06:42,583
and enjoy a very special Christmas dinner
with your most excellent son.

1445
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:47,292
[sighs]

1446
01:06:47,958 --> 01:06:49,333
Will you join us?

1447
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Uh, maybe next year.

1448
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:56,333
I-I've got some catching up to do
with my own family.

1449
01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:00,792
Ms. Trapper, are you sure?

1450
01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:03,833
Merry Christmas, Williams.

1451
01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:08,250
It's time to celebrate the wins
and live with the losses.

1452
01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:13,292
[chuckles softly]

1453
01:07:18,917 --> 01:07:20,375
[gasps]

1454
01:07:21,333 --> 01:07:22,417
[laughs]

1455
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:23,833
Come here.

1456
01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:28,083
We're going to be so fine.

1457
01:07:29,375 --> 01:07:31,125
I think so too.

1458
01:07:32,958 --> 01:07:34,250
Your throne, madam.

1459
01:07:35,792 --> 01:07:37,375
- [chuckles]
- [both yelp]

1460
01:07:37,875 --> 01:07:39,292
[both laughing]

1461
01:07:39,292 --> 01:07:41,375
[laughter continues, muffled]

1462
01:07:46,417 --> 01:07:48,417
[somber music playing]

1463
01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,958
Oh...

1464
01:08:11,292 --> 01:08:14,750
Merry Christmas, Jamie.

1465
01:08:22,750 --> 01:08:24,625
- First to the little girls' room.
- Whew.

1466
01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:30,208
Oh! Absolutely love you,
Beyoncé, old girl.

1467
01:08:30,208 --> 01:08:31,250
[crunch]

1468
01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:32,542
[Mrs. McNutt] We're home!

1469
01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:35,542
- [gasps]
- What on Earth has happened here?

1470
01:08:35,542 --> 01:08:37,958
Oh, no! We've been burgled!

1471
01:08:37,958 --> 01:08:39,500
You're home!

1472
01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:41,750
- You're back!
- [laughs]

1473
01:08:41,750 --> 01:08:44,917
Oh, Nisha <i>beta,</i> I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me.

1474
01:08:44,917 --> 01:08:47,667
[crying] I'll never leave you alone
at Christmas again.

1475
01:08:47,667 --> 01:08:50,042
- Mummy!
- I love you, sweetie.

1476
01:08:51,125 --> 01:08:54,792
And clearly you managed to have <i>some</i> fun.

1477
01:08:54,792 --> 01:08:57,417
- Yeah. Bernie was fantastic.
- We had a disco!

1478
01:08:57,417 --> 01:08:59,333
- She is my absolute hero.
- Aw...

1479
01:08:59,917 --> 01:09:03,042
Well, there's nothing quite as good
as a traditional Christmas, is there?

1480
01:09:03,042 --> 01:09:04,667
There certainly isn't.

1481
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,125
[giggling]

1482
01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:09,625
Wait a minute. Where's Evie?

1483
01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:11,917
- Yeah. Where is that little pumpkin?
- Evie!

1484
01:09:11,917 --> 01:09:15,292
- Evie! Come out!
- Why is the door unlocked?

1485
01:09:15,292 --> 01:09:17,167
- Eve!
- Evie!

1486
01:09:17,167 --> 01:09:18,167
Eve.

1487
01:09:18,167 --> 01:09:20,000
[wind whistling]

1488
01:09:20,500 --> 01:09:21,333
Oh, no.

1489
01:09:21,333 --> 01:09:22,875
When was the last time someone saw Evie?

1490
01:09:22,875 --> 01:09:23,875
[gasps]

1491
01:09:24,500 --> 01:09:25,458
Evie!

1492
01:09:25,458 --> 01:09:27,458
- Evie!
- Evie!

1493
01:09:27,458 --> 01:09:28,583
Evie!

1494
01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,500
We were just playing hide-and-seek.

1495
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:32,708
I don't know what happened. I'm so sorry.

1496
01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:34,542
It's okay. We just need to find her.

1497
01:09:34,542 --> 01:09:36,000
She's not in the house.

1498
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,417
Oh, my gosh.

1499
01:09:37,417 --> 01:09:39,375
Get Ms. Trapper onto the school WhatsApp.

1500
01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:41,292
Kids, DM your friends.

1501
01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:43,208
We need all the help we can get.

1502
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,667
[voice breaking] Find my Evie. Please.

1503
01:09:45,667 --> 01:09:48,583
She'll turn up. I'm 100% certain.

1504
01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:52,333
It's all my fault.
It was asking too much of Bernie.

1505
01:09:52,333 --> 01:09:53,708
[sobs]

1506
01:09:53,708 --> 01:09:54,875
Bernie!

1507
01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:55,792
Evie!

1508
01:09:55,792 --> 01:09:57,875
Bernie, wait! Please.

1509
01:09:57,875 --> 01:09:58,917
Evie!

1510
01:09:59,667 --> 01:10:01,625
- Don't worry, we'll be fine.
- We'll find her.

1511
01:10:01,625 --> 01:10:03,042
- Stick together!
- Be careful!

1512
01:10:03,042 --> 01:10:04,500
[kids all calling for Eve]

1513
01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:12,708
Danny, we need you
and we need your monster-quad monstrosity.

1514
01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:14,583
Eve McNutt is missing.

1515
01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:17,250
[determined music playing]

1516
01:10:19,375 --> 01:10:21,208
[notifications pinging]

1517
01:10:26,250 --> 01:10:28,250
[overlapping chatter]

1518
01:10:28,875 --> 01:10:30,875
[church bells ringing]

1519
01:10:32,542 --> 01:10:33,750
- Let's go.
- Evie.

1520
01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:36,792
Evie! Come to Charlie!

1521
01:10:36,792 --> 01:10:39,000
I've got lots of sweets!

1522
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,417
- [shushes] Charlie.
- Come on, Charlie.

1523
01:10:40,417 --> 01:10:43,000
Please be serious,
this is no time for naughtiness.

1524
01:10:48,333 --> 01:10:49,500
- Good.
- She's here.

1525
01:10:49,500 --> 01:10:50,750
Don't worry.

1526
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:58,208
Right, spread out,
form a line, two meters apart.

1527
01:10:58,208 --> 01:10:59,958
Mustn't miss a spot!

1528
01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:01,708
[Mrs. McNutt] Hurry!

1529
01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:05,250
[Ms. Trapper]
Maintain your distance and hold the line.

1530
01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:07,667
Eve! Evie.

1531
01:11:07,667 --> 01:11:11,125
Evie-Weevie. Ice cream over here!

1532
01:11:11,125 --> 01:11:12,625
- Charlie, now is not the time.
- Charlie.

1533
01:11:12,625 --> 01:11:13,750
Stop it.

1534
01:11:14,625 --> 01:11:15,833
No, you stop it.

1535
01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:18,292
Charlie's not being naughty.
She's searching.

1536
01:11:18,292 --> 01:11:21,208
Helping people Charlie-style,
with... with imagination.

1537
01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:22,417
Well, I'm sure Dad just...

1538
01:11:22,417 --> 01:11:24,250
Why did Santa leave her a full stocking?

1539
01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:27,542
Because he knows
that Charlie isn't naughty. She's nice.

1540
01:11:27,542 --> 01:11:31,250
Oh, and she actually darned well
does something about it all.

1541
01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:32,708
- Does she?
- Do I?

1542
01:11:32,708 --> 01:11:36,333
Yes, you do.
And it's because she loves me so much.

1543
01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,958
Why did Charlie
step on Nisha's dress in the play?

1544
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:41,792
Because Nisha's mean to me
all the time and calls me the...

1545
01:11:41,792 --> 01:11:43,125
"Boring twin."

1546
01:11:43,125 --> 01:11:46,417
Exactly. Why did Charlie
drop the snow avalanche on Mrs. Horton?

1547
01:11:46,417 --> 01:11:48,292
- Pardon?
- Because I love her dog, Buddy

1548
01:11:48,292 --> 01:11:50,667
and she's absolutely horrible to him.

1549
01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:52,250
Is that right, Charlie?

1550
01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:54,833
Well, motivation is a complex thing.

1551
01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:57,000
And when she let
Farmer Yirrell's turkeys out...

1552
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,625
- Charlie, you did not.
- Charlie Beccles...

1553
01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:00,875
Yes, she did.

1554
01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:04,167
And she did it because at Christmas
the poor, lovely turkeys have to die

1555
01:12:04,167 --> 01:12:07,417
because we have to eat them on a day
when there's far too much food anyhow.

1556
01:12:07,417 --> 01:12:08,792
Well, yes...

1557
01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:12,542
So my ambition next year
is to be more like Charlie. Not less.

1558
01:12:12,542 --> 01:12:14,583
Now, can we please just find little Evie

1559
01:12:14,583 --> 01:12:18,583
and move on from this whole
negative pigeonholing extravaganza.

1560
01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:19,792
Evie!

1561
01:12:19,792 --> 01:12:21,417
- Oi, Sam! Wait for me!
- Evie!

1562
01:12:22,417 --> 01:12:24,750
Evie! Evie!

1563
01:12:30,833 --> 01:12:32,125
Need a lift?

1564
01:12:32,917 --> 01:12:35,250
That is, only if it's convenient.

1565
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:37,333
I mean, maybe?

1566
01:12:37,333 --> 01:12:38,292
If that suits?

1567
01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:39,625
Oh. Uh...

1568
01:12:40,125 --> 01:12:41,583
Thank you for standing up for me.

1569
01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:43,917
[Mr. Beccles]
Evie, come on, where are you?

1570
01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:47,042
You're the best sister ever.

1571
01:12:48,292 --> 01:12:51,792
Now, just get on the bike
with Romeo, Juliet.

1572
01:12:57,792 --> 01:13:00,208
Beccles twins to the rescue!

1573
01:13:00,208 --> 01:13:01,750
Yee-haw!

1574
01:13:02,333 --> 01:13:06,333
- Evie! Evie!
- Evie!

1575
01:13:06,333 --> 01:13:08,125
[all calling for Evie]

1576
01:13:09,833 --> 01:13:11,083
It's no use.

1577
01:13:11,083 --> 01:13:13,125
We'll never find her when it's this dark.

1578
01:13:13,125 --> 01:13:14,792
But we must keep going.

1579
01:13:14,792 --> 01:13:16,625
I can't see anything.

1580
01:13:17,958 --> 01:13:19,250
That's it.

1581
01:13:19,250 --> 01:13:21,333
That is it. Hold tight.

1582
01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:37,083
[all panting]

1583
01:13:38,792 --> 01:13:40,542
[overlapping] Mr. Bill! Please!

1584
01:13:40,542 --> 01:13:43,708
Help! Hello! Mr. Bill?

1585
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:45,875
- [Bill] I'm coming.
- [Danny] Oh, he's coming.

1586
01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:46,875
- [Bill] Coming.
- [Charlie] Yes!

1587
01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:47,958
Hold your horses.

1588
01:13:47,958 --> 01:13:48,875
Mr. Bill!

1589
01:13:48,875 --> 01:13:50,417
Evie McNutt is missing.

1590
01:13:50,417 --> 01:13:52,125
And it's super dark.

1591
01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:54,292
- Kids?
- And you've got a super light.

1592
01:13:54,292 --> 01:13:55,500
Oh, well, co--

1593
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:57,125
Come in.

1594
01:14:00,708 --> 01:14:01,667
Come on, Mr. Bill.

1595
01:14:02,167 --> 01:14:03,125
Use this.

1596
01:14:03,125 --> 01:14:04,042
Thank you.

1597
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,667
Sorry about the mess.

1598
01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:11,625
Come on, Gertrude. Time to sparkle.

1599
01:14:11,625 --> 01:14:13,333
[mechanics grinding]

1600
01:14:13,333 --> 01:14:14,875
[kids calling for Evie]

1601
01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:16,708
- Huh?
- [Teddy] Go that way.

1602
01:14:17,292 --> 01:14:18,167
There's Bernie.

1603
01:14:18,792 --> 01:14:20,958
- Evie!
- Evie!

1604
01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:23,167
Follow her, Mr. Bill.

1605
01:14:25,667 --> 01:14:26,750
[strains]

1606
01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:28,792
Come on, Mr. Bill. Hurry.

1607
01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:30,792
[straining]

1608
01:14:34,833 --> 01:14:36,125
[wind whistling]

1609
01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:40,292
- There's something in the snow.
- Where?

1610
01:14:40,292 --> 01:14:41,583
Further left, further left!

1611
01:14:41,583 --> 01:14:43,667
[mechanism grinding]

1612
01:14:44,792 --> 01:14:45,875
Look. There!

1613
01:14:45,875 --> 01:14:47,750
- We've got to go help her.
- Let's go!

1614
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:50,250
Evie! Evie!

1615
01:14:51,458 --> 01:14:52,333
Evie!

1616
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:56,625
[panting]

1617
01:14:58,458 --> 01:15:00,250
[frantic panting]

1618
01:15:01,292 --> 01:15:02,167
Pink bird.

1619
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:08,542
Evie!

1620
01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:16,375
[whimpering]

1621
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,625
Oh, God.

1622
01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:27,625
[sobbing]

1623
01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:30,917
Oh, Evie.

1624
01:15:33,708 --> 01:15:36,375
Evie!

1625
01:15:37,042 --> 01:15:37,958
[sobs]

1626
01:15:39,250 --> 01:15:40,208
[Charlie] There she is.

1627
01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:41,542
Bernie!

1628
01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:44,125
Bernie! Are you okay?

1629
01:15:44,125 --> 01:15:46,708
[sobbing] Evie? Where is she?

1630
01:15:46,708 --> 01:15:48,292
We'll keep looking. We'll find her.

1631
01:15:48,292 --> 01:15:50,542
- [Bernie] It's all my fault.
- [Sam] She's out there, I know.

1632
01:15:51,292 --> 01:15:53,208
Look over there!

1633
01:15:53,208 --> 01:15:54,125
[gasps]

1634
01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:58,458
[gasps]
Look where he's pointing the light.

1635
01:15:58,458 --> 01:16:00,042
There's something moving.

1636
01:16:01,750 --> 01:16:02,958
Evie!

1637
01:16:04,542 --> 01:16:05,958
Evie!

1638
01:16:07,625 --> 01:16:09,375
[panting]

1639
01:16:09,958 --> 01:16:11,125
[fox whines]

1640
01:16:11,917 --> 01:16:13,667
- [gasps]
- [barks]

1641
01:16:15,417 --> 01:16:17,125
[sobbing breaths]

1642
01:16:17,125 --> 01:16:19,333
Evie!

1643
01:16:20,667 --> 01:16:22,000
[distant gobbling]

1644
01:16:24,042 --> 01:16:25,625
[gasps] The beach huts.

1645
01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:38,375
[surprised gobbling]

1646
01:16:41,208 --> 01:16:45,208
Bernie, all the big birdies! Look!

1647
01:16:45,208 --> 01:16:47,375
[relieved gasping]

1648
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:48,708
[giggles]

1649
01:16:50,792 --> 01:16:51,667
Evie.

1650
01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:54,375
[gasps] Evie.

1651
01:16:54,375 --> 01:16:55,750
Mummy!

1652
01:16:55,750 --> 01:16:57,625
Oh, Evie, my darling.

1653
01:16:57,625 --> 01:16:58,958
[all chuckling]

1654
01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:02,792
We found her!
We found her at the beach huts!

1655
01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:04,083
They found her!

1656
01:17:04,083 --> 01:17:05,917
- She's safe.
- She's here.

1657
01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:07,750
They've got her! They found her!

1658
01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,542
Did I win hide-and-seek?

1659
01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:12,292
- [chuckling]
- Yes, darling.

1660
01:17:12,292 --> 01:17:14,125
[voice breaking] You very much won.

1661
01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:17,667
Come here, you life-saving
feathery superhero.

1662
01:17:17,667 --> 01:17:19,250
- Oh! Ooh! Ow!
- [gobbling]

1663
01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:21,292
Absolutely love turkeys.

1664
01:17:21,292 --> 01:17:22,625
[all laugh]

1665
01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:26,833
I'm so sorry I lost her.

1666
01:17:27,333 --> 01:17:29,125
I'm so stupid.

1667
01:17:29,917 --> 01:17:32,042
I forgot the only thing that matters.

1668
01:17:32,042 --> 01:17:34,333
No. No.

1669
01:17:34,333 --> 01:17:37,375
The only thing that matters
is that you found her.

1670
01:17:37,375 --> 01:17:40,792
And you gave the kids
an amazing Christmas, Bernadette.

1671
01:17:42,292 --> 01:17:43,708
I'm so proud of you.

1672
01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:46,417
Eve family sandwich!

1673
01:17:46,417 --> 01:17:48,542
- [Bernadette chuckles]
- Mmm.

1674
01:17:48,542 --> 01:17:50,375
Aw. Isn't that wonderful?

1675
01:17:50,375 --> 01:17:53,208
- Yes, [contented grunt] it really is.
- [laugh]

1676
01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:58,500
- Danny Williams.
- Yes?

1677
01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:01,375
Was the lighthouse light really your idea?

1678
01:18:01,375 --> 01:18:02,500
Uh...

1679
01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:05,250
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1680
01:18:05,833 --> 01:18:07,792
Ladies and gentlemen,

1681
01:18:07,792 --> 01:18:11,375
this is Danny,
the best person in Wellington-on-Sea.

1682
01:18:12,167 --> 01:18:13,958
That's your cue. Go for it.

1683
01:18:14,625 --> 01:18:15,833
Uh...

1684
01:18:16,625 --> 01:18:17,583
Um...

1685
01:18:18,792 --> 01:18:21,167
Sam, I was wondering,

1686
01:18:21,167 --> 01:18:23,417
maybe we could get together
for some...

1687
01:18:23,417 --> 01:18:25,917
f-for some wine gums sometime?

1688
01:18:25,917 --> 01:18:28,208
Um... Wrong twin, chickpea.

1689
01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:32,167
Over here. But yes, that'd be great.

1690
01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:35,667
[all laughing]

1691
01:18:38,917 --> 01:18:40,917
- [turkey gobbles]
- [laughter fades]

1692
01:18:41,958 --> 01:18:45,000
[Santa] <i>And that was</i> That Christmas.

1693
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,917
<i>One that will live long
in the memory down Wellington way</i>

1694
01:18:48,917 --> 01:18:53,083
<i>and prove that the best Christmases
aren't really about presents</i>

1695
01:18:53,083 --> 01:18:56,042
<i>and that splendid fellow called Santa.</i>

1696
01:18:56,042 --> 01:18:59,958
<i>They're about being with the people
you love. In the place you love.</i>

1697
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,375
<i>And a time for local heroes.</i>

1698
01:19:02,375 --> 01:19:05,875
<i>Like the one whose caring soul
gave my friend Bill</i>

1699
01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:08,708
<i>one last Christmas with his Mum.</i>

1700
01:19:13,167 --> 01:19:15,542
<i>But one more wrinkle remained.</i>

1701
01:19:15,542 --> 01:19:19,042
<i>The traditional crazy Boxing Day sea swim.</i>

1702
01:19:19,042 --> 01:19:24,125
<i>This year, for the very first time,
obviously, no one was going to show up.</i>

1703
01:19:24,125 --> 01:19:29,083
<i>Well, except for one fearless,
skinny old sea dog, of course.</i>

1704
01:19:29,083 --> 01:19:32,792
<i>Even if it meant doing it on his own,
he'd never miss it.</i>

1705
01:19:33,708 --> 01:19:35,083
Come on, guys! Come on!

1706
01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:36,958
- Hi, Bill.
- Hello.

1707
01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:40,417
Happy Christmas, Bill.

1708
01:19:40,417 --> 01:19:41,958
Are you braving it?

1709
01:19:43,250 --> 01:19:44,750
[Santa] <i>Well, what do you know?</i>

1710
01:19:44,750 --> 01:19:48,833
<i>I thought Wellington-on-Sea
was just an ordinary town</i>

1711
01:19:48,833 --> 01:19:51,125
<i>I'd drop in on once a year.</i>

1712
01:19:51,125 --> 01:19:53,083
<i>But I was very wrong.</i>

1713
01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:56,167
<i>It turns out
it's a rather remarkable community.</i>

1714
01:19:56,167 --> 01:20:00,500
<i>Where the only gift
they ever really needed was each other.</i>

1715
01:20:00,500 --> 01:20:02,958
Here you go, little monster.
No more escaping, Evie.

1716
01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:05,833
[Santa] <i>And a real community is for life.</i>

1717
01:20:05,833 --> 01:20:08,000
<i>Not just for Christmas.</i>

1718
01:20:08,583 --> 01:20:09,625
[Mr. Beccles] I love it.

1719
01:20:11,000 --> 01:20:12,000
There you go, my love.

1720
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:13,583
Such a nice young man.

1721
01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:19,375
[both giggle]

1722
01:20:21,458 --> 01:20:22,875
Come on, Danny. Let's do it.

1723
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,333
Yeah!

1724
01:20:25,875 --> 01:20:27,083
[laughs]

1725
01:20:28,250 --> 01:20:30,250
- Oh, it's flipping cold.
- [laughing]

1726
01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:32,458
Whoa!

1727
01:20:37,292 --> 01:20:39,542
Mission accomplished.

1728
01:20:40,417 --> 01:20:41,750
[both yell]

1729
01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:44,625
- [squeals]
- It's amazing!

1730
01:20:44,625 --> 01:20:46,417
[both laughing]

1731
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,958
["Christmas Lights" by Coldplay playing]

1732
01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:50,833
[laughs] Come on, follow me.

1733
01:20:51,333 --> 01:20:52,917
Last one in is a loser.

1734
01:20:52,917 --> 01:20:54,708
- That'll be you then!
- Oof.

1735
01:20:54,708 --> 01:20:56,000
[Mrs. Forrest] Kids, wait!

1736
01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,542
- I'm not so sure, to be honest.
- [whoops]

1737
01:20:57,542 --> 01:20:59,167
- Come on, big chicken.
- Please... Ooh!

1738
01:20:59,167 --> 01:21:00,833
[all whooping]

1739
01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:02,875
Mummy, hold this.

1740
01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:05,875
- Whoo!
- Happy hypothermia.

1741
01:21:05,875 --> 01:21:07,833
[shuddering]

1742
01:21:09,625 --> 01:21:10,458
Oh!

1743
01:21:12,083 --> 01:21:13,208
[laughs]

1744
01:21:13,208 --> 01:21:14,958
[all chattering]

1745
01:21:14,958 --> 01:21:19,208
Ms. Trapper,
thanks for looking out for my Danny.

1746
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,125
Merry Christmas.

1747
01:21:21,792 --> 01:21:24,583
Yes. It has been, hasn't it?

1748
01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:29,000
And now I believe it's time for a swim.

1749
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,792
Chocks away!

1750
01:21:30,792 --> 01:21:33,417
I think you're right.
Let's show them how it's done!

1751
01:21:33,417 --> 01:21:35,000
[laughs]

1752
01:21:35,667 --> 01:21:38,542
- [whoops]
- Look at me, I'm Christmas-Eve!

1753
01:21:38,542 --> 01:21:39,875
[whoops]

1754
01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:42,000
[sighs]

1755
01:21:42,750 --> 01:21:45,583
Absolutely love a happy ending.

1756
01:21:45,583 --> 01:21:47,167
[whoops]

1757
01:21:48,875 --> 01:21:50,958
[whooping]

1758
01:21:50,958 --> 01:21:57,167
<i>♪ Oh Christmas lights
Light up the street ♪</i>

1759
01:21:57,667 --> 01:22:03,417
<i>♪ Down where the sea and city meet ♪</i>

1760
01:22:03,417 --> 01:22:09,417
<i>♪ May all your troubles soon be gone ♪</i>

1761
01:22:09,417 --> 01:22:15,250
<i>♪ Oh, Christmas lights keep shining on ♪</i>

1762
01:22:15,250 --> 01:22:21,208
<i>♪ Those Christmas lights
Light up the street ♪</i>

1763
01:22:21,208 --> 01:22:26,958
<i>♪ Maybe they'll bring her back to me ♪</i>

1764
01:22:26,958 --> 01:22:32,875
<i>♪ And then all my troubles will be gone ♪</i>

1765
01:22:32,875 --> 01:22:38,458
<i>♪ Oh, Christmas lights keep shining on ♪</i>

1766
01:22:50,917 --> 01:22:56,333
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

1767
01:23:02,583 --> 01:23:09,125
<i>♪ Oh, Christmas lights
Light up the street ♪</i>

1768
01:23:09,125 --> 01:23:15,042
<i>♪ Light up the fireworks in me ♪</i>

1769
01:23:15,042 --> 01:23:20,250
<i>♪ May all your troubles soon be gone ♪</i>

1770
01:23:21,625 --> 01:23:27,417
<i>♪ Those Christmas lights keep shining on ♪</i>

1771
01:23:29,333 --> 01:23:31,500
Happy Christmas to all.

1772
01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:34,250
And to all a good night.

1773
01:23:34,958 --> 01:23:36,125
Wh-Who are you talking to?

1774
01:23:36,917 --> 01:23:39,208
- Are you talking to yourself again, Sants?
- [chuckles]