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Come on, come on.
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There! Head for that lighthouse,
noble reindeer.
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Evening, Sants!
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Thanks, Bill!
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Whoa!
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We made it! The last town in England.
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Nearly home.
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Oh, no. I thought getting here
was the hard part,
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but it turns out we've got
a town full of problems,
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and it's going to take a big man
with a big beard to solve them.
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Hmm!
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Yes, that handsome fellow
in the red onesie is me, Santa Claus.
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And tonight has been a blizzard of bother.
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Down to one reindeer
and the worst storm in history.
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- But that wasn't going to stop me.
- Hup!
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Christmas in Wellington-on-Sea
sure needed a giant sackful of fixing.
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Ooh!
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You're about to hear the tale
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of one of the most challenging nights
of my long career.
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Looking back,
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I think it all started going wrong
with the school Christmas play,
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December 22nd, 4:00 p.m.
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Wrap up warm
and get ready for That Christmas.
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And here are our unfortunate heroes.
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There's the new kid in town, Danny.
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Trying hard not to be seen.
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Well, except by the love of his life,
Anxious Sam.
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Oh. Have you seen my sister?
She's supposed to play Joseph.
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Uh... no.
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And finally, our local rebel, Bernadette.
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Okay, kids. Time to unleash
your brilliance on the world.
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A free-spirited force of nature
and director of the show.
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Perfect. Gorgeous.
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Three minutes to curtain.
Do not disappoint me.
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Oh, Charlie. Where are you?
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Don't worry, Sam, she'll show up.
We've got loads of time.
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If she doesn't, you can do her part.
Here, start warming up.
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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You wrote it. You know the lines
and you're identical twins.
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So, from a DNA perspective,
you're basically interchangeable.
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No. Wait, Bernadette. In fact,
Charlie and I are actually very different.
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- Year Threes.
- Bernie, I...
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Two minutes to curtain.
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Yes, Ms. Trapper.
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Psst. Psst!
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Danny!
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Where's Dad?
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Hey, new boy.
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What are you supposed to be?
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Yeah, what are you?
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I'm a chickpea.
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Then why do you look like a big potato?
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- Uh, well...
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Thirty seconds to go.
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Okay. This is getting a bit serious now.
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Has anyone seen Charlie?
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- Anyone?
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Thanks for joining us, Charlie.
Show time.
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Let's light this candle.
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Charlie, where have you been?
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I decided my character has a beard.
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Is that dog's hair?
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Might be.
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- Trust me, sis, it's gonna be a triumph.
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Samantha. Bernadette.
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You're on. God help us all.
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Absolutely love school plays.
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Said nobody, ever.
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Start the Kissmass play!
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Woohoo!
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Children in costumes
they can barely see out of
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and a steep drop,
what could possibly go wrong?
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- Jesus...
- Oh, God.
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...was a cool dude.
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A beard, long hair, into woodwork.
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A hipster, basically.
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He wouldn't have wanted us to do
the same boring Christmas story
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year after year, right, parents?
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- Uh...
- Huh?
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Exactly.
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He'd want a strictly vegetarian,
multi-cultural fun fest
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with lots of pop songs
and stuff about climate change,
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written by our resident genius, Sam.
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Over to you.
- Uh, yes.
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I thought it might be
a good idea to change things...
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Oh, uh... [whispering] Great speech, Sam.
Right.
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Strap in, shape up and gird those loins
for The Three Wise Women!
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Hit it, Mrs. Beccles.
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Off we go, Sam. Yeah!
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Harry.
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Curtain up.
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Oh!
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After a very long journey on foot
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because obviously
we don't approve of flying,
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we've at last arrived in Bethlehem.
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Finally.
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We must find somewhere to stay
because my wife Mary is pregnant...
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- Oh no!
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- Oh...
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- ...with a large watermelon.
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Charlie!
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Quality improv.
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♪ Happy birthday, Jesus
Happy birthday, Jesus ♪
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♪ Happy birthday
Happy birthday, Jesus ♪
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- There, follow that star!
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Whoo! Whoa! Yeouch!
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We used to be shepherds
but now we're organic vegetable farmers.
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We've come to see Jesus
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with our flock of broccoli,
sweetcorn, aubergines...
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- Hi, Mum.
- ...and a chickpea.
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And a chickpea!
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Chickpea.
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...who looks a bit like a potato.
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♪ Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep ♪
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♪ But I've made up my mind
I'm keeping my baby ♪
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Oh dear.
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♪ She's going to keep her baby. ♪
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- Oh, no...
- Oh!
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Oops.
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Nice one, Teddy.
- Silence!
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Change quietly then join your parents.
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Yes, Ms. Trapper.
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Tomorrow, sanity will return
and we will celebrate term's end
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with quadruple algebra
and a lice inspection.
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Huh.
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Now, move!
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Bye!
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Well done, new kid. Nice potato.
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Uh... I...
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- Bye, Teddy.
- Oh, never mind.
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Move up, move up.
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- Hey guys, did you like the show?
- I absolutely loved it.
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Sweet. All of it?
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Well...
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I wasn't completely sure
about all the story changes, Bernie.
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Oh.
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Yeah, and some of the dialogue
was a bit... modern.
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That was the whole point.
What about the jokes?
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I don't think Jesus and jokes
go together, dear.
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So, let's get this clear.
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You liked everything
except the story, dialogue and the jokes?
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That only leaves the title.
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Oh, yes. Hated the title.
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Ugh.
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Clearly the Christmas revolution
is going to have to wait, Evie.
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Oh. Steady on, Basil.
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Come on, keep up, tortoises.
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Charlie was so late.
I've never been more terrified.
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Yes, you have.
You're frightened of everything.
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Am not.
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Climate change, bee extinction,
bees full stop. Thursdays.
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Me doing something naughty
and getting caught.
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Me doing something naughty
and not getting caught.
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Clowns. Safety pins. Unsafe pins.
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Did I miss anything?
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Infinity. There's just so much of it.
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I rest my case!
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- Watch out, there's a big...
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Charlie!
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It's a very lovely town,
Wellington.
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One of my favorites in all of England.
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A seaside world of bicycles,
bumpy bridges, bad driving...
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Into the hairpin...
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...sparkly streets
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and a boatload
of wonderful Christmas traditions
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organized by my old pal,
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Lighthouse Bill.
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Looking good, chaps!
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Everyone very keen on Christmas...
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Evening, McNutts!
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...and I mean everyone.
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Ah, at last.
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Okay, neighbors, abandon chariot.
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I'm never setting foot
in this wretched sardine can again.
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Shh, Harry.
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Thanks, Driver McNutt.
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My pleasure, kids.
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Last school run tomorrow
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then after my delightful
sister's wedding,
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the Barn Family Christmas bonanza begins.
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Best Christmas ever!
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See you tomorrow! Bye!
- Same Christmas, always.
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Hi, Mum.
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Mum?
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Hi Danny, fab chickpea acting!
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Sorry I had to leave.
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How'd it go?
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Well, it would have been better
if Dad had turned up.
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And if the most beautiful
and cleverest girl on Earth
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hadn't totally ignored me.
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It was a disaster.
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Ah, that's nice.
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My shift ends at midnight.
Dinner's in the oven...
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Overcooked brown slop. You're welcome!
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Thanks, Mum.
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Love you, little slug.
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And one day she will too.
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Last one to the top is a rotten egg.
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Charlie, be careful.
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I'm not racing.
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I just want to be in bed by nine.
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You can't catch me! Boo!
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I win again.
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Is there nothing I'm not good at?
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Yes.
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- Being good.
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Don't you think you should tidy
those things up before Santa comes?
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Oh, found it.
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Wow.
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- Those are new.
- Yep.
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Just dropping a hint for Santa.
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I like those shiny guitars too.
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In fact, it's top of my wish list.
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Those are not "shiny guitars".
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They are Single Cone National Resonators.
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And there you go.
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"Santa, gimme or else..."
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Or else what?
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Or else I'll catch him in a sack
and I'll shave off his beard.
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You can't blackmail Santa, Charlie.
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Oh, don't stress, Samski.
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The fat present dispenser gets me.
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Oh, look.
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It really is snowing now.
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Wow, so pretty.
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Yeah. Pretty big fun in store.
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With you, Charlie,
big fun always means big trouble.
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Oh, no.
- What?
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Don't tell me
that was Buddy's hair in your beard?
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Come on! You're all wet and cold.
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Maybe.
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Seriously. If you do
one more naughty thing,
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Santa won't leave you any presents at all
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and then it'll be
the worst Christmas ever.
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Right. So you get the picture.
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Christmas was knocking
on Wellington's front door.
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And everything was about to get
a lot more complicated.
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Blimey.
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Snow can be a very mixed blessing.
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Wow.
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Snow day?
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School's closed!
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- Yeah!
- Death to Trapper's terrible test! Ow!
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- Nice.
- Ugh. Not happening.
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Morning, darling.
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Don't say it.
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Absolutely love snow day!
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- And you said it.
- Snow day!
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- Let the snowball fight-ageddon begin.
- Yay!
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Holy-flipping-moly!
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What am I gonna do?
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Snow day!
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Snow day!
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- Oh, my gosh, did you...? Wow.
- Ooh.
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Late, late, late.
Good morning! I can't believe I'm so late!
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Good luck at school today, Danno.
And don't you be late!
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I won't.
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Wow. Look at that.
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That's some serious snow.
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Thanks for the tea and toast, eh.
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You're welcome.
You were late last night. Hot date?
264
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Yes, with a 78-year-old on a bed pan.
265
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Speaking of hot dates,
266
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how's the Sam Romance Campaign going?
267
00:14:01.292 --> 00:14:04.458
There's no campaign, Mum.
It's been six months.
268
00:14:04.458 --> 00:14:08.417
I'm still the invisible new boy.
Except to Terrifying Ms. Trapper I'm not.
269
00:14:08.417 --> 00:14:10.167
Well, if love was easy
270
00:14:10.167 --> 00:14:13.042
your father wouldn't have run off
with his 25-year-old dental nurse.
271
00:14:13.042 --> 00:14:16.042
Mum. Don't be like that
when he comes back, okay?
272
00:14:16.042 --> 00:14:18.542
I just want a fun Christmas.
Like we used to have.
273
00:14:18.542 --> 00:14:20.375
I know, sweetheart. But you know what?
274
00:14:20.375 --> 00:14:23.042
It's only a matter of time
before you sweep Sam off her feet
275
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and blaze off into the sunset
on your monster truck.
276
00:14:25.542 --> 00:14:27.792
Plenty of holes in that plan.
277
00:14:27.792 --> 00:14:32.125
Not a big girl sweeper-upper
and total lack of truck.
278
00:14:32.125 --> 00:14:33.833
Well, insignificant details.
279
00:14:33.833 --> 00:14:37.375
I'm shy, she's anxious. It's hopeless.
280
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Whew.
281
00:14:47.083 --> 00:14:48.833
Everyone, come on out!
282
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Wait for me!
283
00:14:51.917 --> 00:14:53.083
- Coming!
284
00:14:53.083 --> 00:14:55.042
Yeouch!
285
00:14:59.542 --> 00:15:01.708
Look what an angel I am.
286
00:15:18.292 --> 00:15:19.917
Wow. Snow day.
287
00:15:21.625 --> 00:15:23.417
Not so fast, Williams.
288
00:15:25.375 --> 00:15:26.500
Hello, Ms. Trapper.
289
00:15:26.500 --> 00:15:28.417
Hello, Williams.
290
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There's no one here.
291
00:15:30.958 --> 00:15:32.292
Indeed.
292
00:15:32.917 --> 00:15:34.667
I'd better go then.
293
00:15:34.667 --> 00:15:37.083
- Unless you don't.
- Sorry?
294
00:15:37.083 --> 00:15:40.208
I assume you're here
because your mother went to work early
295
00:15:40.208 --> 00:15:41.792
and didn't receive the message.
296
00:15:41.792 --> 00:15:45.208
So, you are free
to catch up on your studies.
297
00:15:45.208 --> 00:15:47.167
Well... Maybe.
298
00:15:47.167 --> 00:15:50.417
Let me remind you
of your current scholastic status.
299
00:15:50.417 --> 00:15:53.333
Chemistry, 15th out of 16.
300
00:15:53.333 --> 00:15:56.750
Maths, 16th out of 16.
301
00:15:56.750 --> 00:15:58.083
Want me to continue?
302
00:15:58.875 --> 00:16:00.208
Not really.
303
00:16:00.208 --> 00:16:03.333
Very wise. Inside please, Master Williams.
304
00:16:03.333 --> 00:16:05.458
- I'm going to get you!
305
00:16:05.458 --> 00:16:07.125
- This means war!
- Teddy, duck!
306
00:16:07.125 --> 00:16:08.708
- Oof.
- Oh!
307
00:16:08.708 --> 00:16:10.000
Right in the pie-hole.
308
00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:11.625
Revenge!
309
00:16:11.625 --> 00:16:13.125
- Throw me, Bernie!
310
00:16:13.625 --> 00:16:17.417
Are we at all worried about leaving
poor Bernie with all our little monsters
311
00:16:17.417 --> 00:16:18.833
when we go to the wedding tomorrow?
312
00:16:18.833 --> 00:16:21.583
A bit, but... No.
313
00:16:21.583 --> 00:16:24.542
She's pretty much an adult now
and she can be very responsible.
314
00:16:24.542 --> 00:16:27.208
- Parent attack!
315
00:16:27.208 --> 00:16:29.000
- Sometimes.
- Ha!
316
00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:31.167
Mm. I have my doubts.
317
00:16:31.167 --> 00:16:32.958
She will get distracted by Netflix
318
00:16:32.958 --> 00:16:35.375
and let the little ones start fires...
319
00:16:35.375 --> 00:16:37.417
- Indoors.
- Oh.
320
00:16:38.042 --> 00:16:42.708
So, 2x squared minus 5y plus 7y is...
321
00:16:42.708 --> 00:16:46.458 line:5%
...Henry VIII's fifth wife
who was executed because she...
322
00:16:46.458 --> 00:16:48.833
...mixed acid with alkaline and then...
323
00:16:48.833 --> 00:16:53.667
...defined space-time singularities
in her native Sanskrit.
324
00:16:53.667 --> 00:16:55.167
- Williams?
325
00:16:55.667 --> 00:16:56.667
Williams!
326
00:16:57.250 --> 00:16:59.042
Were you sleeping, Williams?
327
00:16:59.042 --> 00:17:01.083
Uh, concentrating, Miss.
328
00:17:01.083 --> 00:17:02.417
With your eyes closed?
329
00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:06.375
Well, that's my most intense
kind of concentration.
330
00:17:07.708 --> 00:17:10.917
- Take ten minutes outside.
331
00:17:10.917 --> 00:17:14.875
Maybe the extreme cold
will cryogenically reanimate your brain.
332
00:17:24.750 --> 00:17:27.250
Charlie, what are you doing?
333
00:17:27.250 --> 00:17:30.792
Shh... Here she comes.
You're going to love this.
334
00:17:30.792 --> 00:17:33.792
You stupid dog.
Just wait until I get you inside.
335
00:17:33.792 --> 00:17:35.292
Now watch.
336
00:17:35.292 --> 00:17:38.333
You're a stubborn old fusspot.
I don't know why I put up with you.
337
00:17:45.917 --> 00:17:47.292
- Where are my keys?
338
00:17:54.125 --> 00:17:55.667
My feet are freezin'!
339
00:17:57.833 --> 00:18:00.167
Ugh... Oh! No!
340
00:18:00.167 --> 00:18:02.667
Well done. Buddy never gets a treat.
341
00:18:02.667 --> 00:18:04.292
Wait for it.
342
00:18:04.292 --> 00:18:07.625
Leave that alone, you wretched dog! Oh!
343
00:18:07.625 --> 00:18:10.375
Help, I've been murdered!
344
00:18:10.375 --> 00:18:14.208
- Yes! Bullseye! Yes, yes!
345
00:18:14.208 --> 00:18:16.125
Charlotte Beccles!
346
00:18:21.208 --> 00:18:22.125
Hmm?
347
00:18:39.458 --> 00:18:42.583
If you had been concentrating
on your physics lessons, Williams,
348
00:18:42.583 --> 00:18:45.125
you would know
that if an object of greater mass
349
00:18:45.125 --> 00:18:48.583
is placed upon one of less great mass,
you get mush.
350
00:18:49.167 --> 00:18:54.083
You need to make the lower snowball
larger than the upper one.
351
00:18:54.083 --> 00:18:56.708
Simple Newtonian mechanics.
352
00:18:56.708 --> 00:18:57.875
It was bigger.
353
00:18:58.583 --> 00:19:00.333
But then a bit fell off.
354
00:19:00.333 --> 00:19:01.458
Nonsense.
355
00:19:01.458 --> 00:19:03.583
Do I have to teach
you children everything?
356
00:19:04.083 --> 00:19:06.375
- Watch and learn.
357
00:19:12.375 --> 00:19:14.583
And one.
358
00:19:16.375 --> 00:19:17.917
- Oof.
359
00:19:18.417 --> 00:19:19.250
Two.
360
00:19:22.500 --> 00:19:23.500
Three.
361
00:19:24.208 --> 00:19:25.042
Four.
362
00:19:26.375 --> 00:19:28.542
- Five. Six.
363
00:19:30.958 --> 00:19:31.917
Seven.
364
00:19:31.917 --> 00:19:36.375
And that is how you make a snowman.
365
00:19:37.667 --> 00:19:39.500
Oh.
366
00:19:40.042 --> 00:19:41.833
Were you paying attention, Williams?
367
00:19:41.833 --> 00:19:43.042
Uhm, yes.
368
00:19:43.042 --> 00:19:44.917
Then make him a wife.
369
00:19:44.917 --> 00:19:45.917
Uh...
370
00:20:04.250 --> 00:20:05.417
Not bad.
371
00:20:06.750 --> 00:20:07.833
- Oh.
372
00:20:08.667 --> 00:20:12.625
Oh, for goodness sake.
Now, time for physics.
373
00:20:13.417 --> 00:20:14.708
Yes, Miss.
374
00:20:18.208 --> 00:20:21.708
Or you could do more practical physics
375
00:20:21.708 --> 00:20:24.458
and build this gentleman
and his slightly wonky wife
376
00:20:24.458 --> 00:20:25.375
somewhere to live.
377
00:20:25.375 --> 00:20:26.792
What do you think, Williams?
378
00:20:29.083 --> 00:20:33.667
She just happened to be standing
under the wrong tree at the wrong time.
379
00:20:33.667 --> 00:20:36.292
It was a tragic mistake.
380
00:20:36.292 --> 00:20:38.000
Was it a mistake?
381
00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:41.583
Well... quite a lucky tragic mistake.
382
00:20:41.583 --> 00:20:43.000
Charlie.
383
00:20:43.000 --> 00:20:46.292
Right. I think that's quite enough
snow day for you two.
384
00:20:46.292 --> 00:20:48.708
Let's just have
an hour of reading, shall we?
385
00:20:52.042 --> 00:20:53.375
- Oh!
386
00:20:53.875 --> 00:20:55.167
- Oh!
387
00:20:57.500 --> 00:20:59.250
- I...
388
00:21:03.667 --> 00:21:08.250
♪ He's making a list
He's checking it twice ♪
389
00:21:08.917 --> 00:21:13.333
♪ He's gonna find out
Who's naughty or nice ♪
390
00:21:13.333 --> 00:21:14.458
Very subtle, Mum.
391
00:21:14.458 --> 00:21:18.667
♪ Santa Claus is coming ♪
392
00:21:19.417 --> 00:21:22.833
♪ To town ♪
393
00:21:30.208 --> 00:21:32.125
She is so doomed.
394
00:21:32.708 --> 00:21:33.583
Come on, Evie.
395
00:21:33.583 --> 00:21:36.208
- Kids, mince pies on the table!
- Bernie, piggy-back.
396
00:21:36.208 --> 00:21:37.750
Oh, mince pies!
397
00:21:37.750 --> 00:21:39.250
Abandon ship!
398
00:21:39.250 --> 00:21:41.208
If only we could run the world,
399
00:21:41.208 --> 00:21:43.333
it would be so much more fun.
Don't you think, Evie?
400
00:21:43.333 --> 00:21:45.458
- Yes! Much more fun!
- Wait for me guys, wait!
401
00:21:46.125 --> 00:21:48.500
- Yeouch! Come on!
402
00:22:00.583 --> 00:22:04.875
Voilà! Simple Newton mechanics.
403
00:22:05.542 --> 00:22:09.125
Well, yes, I-I think that's satisfactory.
404
00:22:09.125 --> 00:22:12.167
You've turned out to be
not so much of a dullard as you seem.
405
00:22:12.167 --> 00:22:14.708
- And that is the bell.
406
00:22:14.708 --> 00:22:17.125
Pack up and home, Williams.
407
00:22:17.125 --> 00:22:19.500
Oh. Already. Okay.
408
00:22:20.042 --> 00:22:22.708
That was the most fun
I've had at school ever!
409
00:22:22.708 --> 00:22:24.250
Can I just ask?
410
00:22:24.250 --> 00:22:26.583
Where did you get so good at snow?
411
00:22:27.208 --> 00:22:29.708
No. You may not. Off you go.
412
00:22:40.500 --> 00:22:42.042
Ah, poor Danny.
413
00:22:42.042 --> 00:22:45.333
It's hard making new friends
sometimes, isn't it?
414
00:22:45.333 --> 00:22:46.833
Wait for me, guys.
415
00:22:46.833 --> 00:22:52.625
I always think that Christmas is a bit
like an emotional magnifying glass.
416
00:22:52.625 --> 00:22:56.167
If you feel loved and happy,
Christmas will make you feel
417
00:22:56.167 --> 00:22:58.625
even happier and more loved.
418
00:22:59.750 --> 00:23:05.125
But if you feel alone and unloved,
the magnifier gets to work
419
00:23:05.125 --> 00:23:09.000
and makes all those bad things
bigger and worse.
420
00:23:10.667 --> 00:23:16.875
And the last thing anyone needs
is a blizzard making things even trickier.
421
00:23:24.042 --> 00:23:26.375
See, I told you the storm
would be over by the time we leave.
422
00:23:26.375 --> 00:23:28.167
Look, it's clearing up.
423
00:23:28.167 --> 00:23:29.083
Tragically.
424
00:23:29.083 --> 00:23:31.708
Right, Bernadette, you're in charge.
425
00:23:31.708 --> 00:23:34.583
Great. More whooping it up, people.
426
00:23:34.583 --> 00:23:38.250
After you've done all the things
on the Christmas Eve to do list.
427
00:23:39.667 --> 00:23:41.125
Okay.
428
00:23:41.125 --> 00:23:43.167
So it's going to be exactly
the same as always?
429
00:23:43.167 --> 00:23:45.250
Of course. All the traditions.
430
00:23:45.250 --> 00:23:48.833
Turkey lunch, lovely old Christmas film,
lovely Christmas walk.
431
00:23:48.833 --> 00:23:51.750
Absolutely love the tradition
of traditional traditions.
432
00:23:51.750 --> 00:23:53.708
Everyone does.
433
00:23:53.708 --> 00:23:55.750
But do they? Completely sure about that?
434
00:23:55.750 --> 00:23:57.458
Well yes, I think we are.
435
00:23:57.458 --> 00:24:00.167
When did you start wanting
to change Christmas, Bernie?
436
00:24:00.167 --> 00:24:01.958
When I stopped being six, Mum.
437
00:24:01.958 --> 00:24:05.833
Okay, well, be that as it may,
just get the jobs done. That's your job.
438
00:24:05.833 --> 00:24:08.042
Get the job done, Bernie.
439
00:24:08.042 --> 00:24:10.042
Then wonderful Christmas begins
440
00:24:10.042 --> 00:24:12.208
- the moment we're back.
441
00:24:12.208 --> 00:24:13.125
Oh.
442
00:24:13.750 --> 00:24:16.458
Oh, sorry. I thought...
I thought we were all going to whoop.
443
00:24:16.458 --> 00:24:18.708
Oh, no. I never whoop.
444
00:24:18.708 --> 00:24:20.667
Bye-bye.
445
00:24:20.667 --> 00:24:21.583
Bye, kids!
446
00:24:22.125 --> 00:24:24.000
- Bye, Dad!
- Have a nice night!
447
00:24:24.750 --> 00:24:26.875
Well, at least we have
eight parent-free hours.
448
00:24:26.875 --> 00:24:29.500
Yes! Eight kid-free hours!
449
00:24:29.500 --> 00:24:31.333
Absolutely love kids.
450
00:24:31.333 --> 00:24:34.167
But it's nice to get away
from them sometimes.
451
00:24:34.167 --> 00:24:36.500
- Huh?
Whoa.
452
00:24:36.500 --> 00:24:37.458
Aww.
453
00:24:37.458 --> 00:24:41.000
Nice try, Eve McQueen,
my little escape artist.
454
00:24:41.583 --> 00:24:43.125
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
455
00:24:43.125 --> 00:24:44.500
Bye again...
456
00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:46.417
Okay, fellow inmates,
457
00:24:46.417 --> 00:24:49.000
the prison sentence starts
with a long list.
458
00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:50.917
- Yeouch.
459
00:24:55.542 --> 00:24:57.083
Absolutely love ferries.
460
00:24:57.083 --> 00:24:59.917
It's like a boat
giving a car a piggy back.
461
00:24:59.917 --> 00:25:01.125
You love paperclips.
462
00:25:01.125 --> 00:25:03.292
Oh, yeah, I really love paperclips.
463
00:25:03.292 --> 00:25:05.708
The Rolls Royce
of holding things together.
464
00:25:05.708 --> 00:25:09.958
Is it just me or are those
very dark clouds on the horizon?
465
00:25:09.958 --> 00:25:11.458
Hmm.
466
00:25:12.708 --> 00:25:14.708
In breaking news,
467
00:25:14.708 --> 00:25:18.250 line:5%
if you thought the snow was over,
you were wrong.
468
00:25:18.250 --> 00:25:20.208
Here comes The Big Blizzard Two.
469
00:25:20.208 --> 00:25:22.917
The sequel is heading south
470
00:25:22.917 --> 00:25:25.875
and it's definitely getting worse!
471
00:25:26.458 --> 00:25:28.750
Oh yes, I suppose so. Okay, yes.
472
00:25:28.750 --> 00:25:29.917
I know.
473
00:25:29.917 --> 00:25:33.375
All right, well good luck.
And thank you, Angie.
474
00:25:33.375 --> 00:25:35.625
Right, we have a major situation.
475
00:25:35.625 --> 00:25:36.542
What? What is it?
476
00:25:36.542 --> 00:25:37.792
The snow has cut off the town
477
00:25:37.792 --> 00:25:39.625
and the butcher
didn't get his Christmas delivery,
478
00:25:39.625 --> 00:25:42.708
and that means Farmer Yirrell
is the only one with fresh turkeys so...
479
00:25:42.708 --> 00:25:46.792
No. Yirrell is the worst.
He's a truly terrible turkey torturer.
480
00:25:46.792 --> 00:25:49.167
And he used to call me names at school.
481
00:25:49.167 --> 00:25:51.875
Nevertheless, we can't
have Christmas without a turkey.
482
00:25:51.875 --> 00:25:53.417
Why not? They deserve to live.
483
00:25:53.417 --> 00:25:56.625
Because without turkeys,
it just wouldn't be Christmas.
484
00:25:56.625 --> 00:26:00.042
Can't we celebrate without a turkey?
We can make an aubergine or...
485
00:26:00.042 --> 00:26:03.000
Charlie! Charlie, my lovely girl.
486
00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:04.333
It's time to go.
487
00:26:04.333 --> 00:26:06.833
- Oh.
488
00:26:08.167 --> 00:26:09.875
Come on. Get a wiggle on.
489
00:26:10.958 --> 00:26:12.333
Oh, shame.
490
00:26:12.333 --> 00:26:13.625
What?
491
00:26:15.375 --> 00:26:17.917
Ho-ho! Well, well, well, here they come.
492
00:26:17.917 --> 00:26:19.792
Here they darn well come.
493
00:26:19.792 --> 00:26:23.000
Time to turn meat into money.
494
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:26.250
Easy now, there's turkeys for everyone.
495
00:26:26.250 --> 00:26:28.958
Someone should do something
about this hellhole.
496
00:26:28.958 --> 00:26:30.583
They really should.
497
00:26:30.583 --> 00:26:34.125
Just as a matter of interest, Mr. Yirrell,
what are you charging?
498
00:26:34.125 --> 00:26:37.500
Oh, you know me, Specky-Beccles.
499
00:26:37.500 --> 00:26:39.250
Only double the normal price.
500
00:26:39.250 --> 00:26:41.625
Double?
- For the small ones, yeah.
501
00:26:41.625 --> 00:26:43.000
Triple for the chunkadunks,
502
00:26:43.000 --> 00:26:46.500
on account of the recent fluctuation
in market conditions.
503
00:26:46.500 --> 00:26:47.542
Is that legal?
504
00:26:47.542 --> 00:26:49.125
Thing is, we need the turkey.
505
00:26:49.125 --> 00:26:52.042
- Cash payments only. I will be donating...
506
00:26:52.042 --> 00:26:54.208
...all of the profits to myself.
507
00:26:58.542 --> 00:26:59.417
Don't call me that.
508
00:26:59.417 --> 00:27:00.542
Charlie.
509
00:27:01.250 --> 00:27:02.833
Do you have enough change?
510
00:27:06.042 --> 00:27:07.750
Come to mama.
511
00:27:07.750 --> 00:27:09.958
Places, please.
No fighting, folks,
512
00:27:09.958 --> 00:27:11.708
- or I'll get out me cattle prod.
513
00:27:11.708 --> 00:27:13.500
- Yes!
514
00:27:15.417 --> 00:27:19.667
Oh, no.
- Oh, Charlie, what are you doing?
515
00:27:20.833 --> 00:27:23.792
Let us view the merchandise, shall we?
516
00:27:23.792 --> 00:27:25.167
Mr. Yirrell, uh...
- Huh?
517
00:27:25.667 --> 00:27:29.875
I don't want to delay you,
but are those t-turkeys free range?
518
00:27:29.875 --> 00:27:34.375
Well, yes, they're free to range
all around their... cage. Yeah.
519
00:27:34.375 --> 00:27:37.000
- And, um... corn fed?
- Eh?
520
00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:41.625
Well, no, not all corn fed more... mud fed.
521
00:27:41.625 --> 00:27:44.167
Move. Move you daft blobs. Move.
522
00:27:46.083 --> 00:27:48.833
Right, no more questions
from the irritating child.
523
00:27:48.833 --> 00:27:51.375
Behind this door are proper birds...
524
00:27:51.375 --> 00:27:54.542
Come on. Come on. Come on.
525
00:27:56.042 --> 00:27:56.958
No!
526
00:27:56.958 --> 00:27:58.833
- Back off. Back off. Back off.
527
00:27:59.917 --> 00:28:04.792
Ladies and gentlemen, juicy and jolly,
Yirrell's finest.
528
00:28:05.583 --> 00:28:07.542
It's turkey time!
529
00:28:07.542 --> 00:28:09.000
- Eh? Whoa!
530
00:28:09.833 --> 00:28:11.625
Ooh, grab one!
531
00:28:13.917 --> 00:28:15.167
Gotcha! Oof!
532
00:28:20.042 --> 00:28:23.917
Why do bad things always happen
to good people?
533
00:28:25.625 --> 00:28:28.667
Charlie, you've ruined
Christmas lunch for everyone.
534
00:28:28.667 --> 00:28:31.583
Except the turkeys.
I imagine this rather made their day.
535
00:28:31.583 --> 00:28:33.625
Well, yes, nice for the turkeys,
536
00:28:33.625 --> 00:28:35.917
but Santa's now definitely
not coming to you.
537
00:28:35.917 --> 00:28:38.958
And can't you see
that spoils everything for me as well
538
00:28:38.958 --> 00:28:42.042
because... because it spoils it for you.
539
00:28:46.500 --> 00:28:47.708
And there we go.
540
00:28:47.708 --> 00:28:49.708
A Christmas custard
for when Dad gets here.
541
00:28:49.708 --> 00:28:51.458
Wow. White slop.
542
00:28:51.458 --> 00:28:54.542
Exactly. With extra slop on top.
543
00:28:55.250 --> 00:28:57.292
Now look, love, I really have to run.
544
00:28:57.292 --> 00:29:00.458
I know it's Christmas Eve but you and
your Dad will have so much fun together.
545
00:29:00.458 --> 00:29:01.917
He'll be here in an hour.
546
00:29:01.917 --> 00:29:05.417
I bet with more presents than Santa.
See ya.
547
00:29:06.042 --> 00:29:08.458
Oh. Don't forget the shopping list.
548
00:29:08.458 --> 00:29:09.750
Huh?
549
00:29:10.792 --> 00:29:12.667
You could get
a little gift for your dad
550
00:29:12.667 --> 00:29:14.333
at the Beccles shop.
551
00:29:14.333 --> 00:29:16.542
Where Sam Beccles lives...
552
00:29:16.542 --> 00:29:18.833
Huh.
553
00:29:18.833 --> 00:29:21.083 line:5%
It's getting worse, careful down there.
554
00:29:21.083 --> 00:29:23.208
Don't bother rolling it up,
just get it down.
555
00:29:23.208 --> 00:29:24.375
Whoa!
556
00:29:24.375 --> 00:29:26.667
So long, Singalong.
557
00:29:27.708 --> 00:29:29.500
Happy Christmas. Uh...
558
00:29:29.500 --> 00:29:32.250
No. Happy X-mas Eve, Sammo.
559
00:29:32.250 --> 00:29:34.542
Merry Christmas, Sam.
560
00:29:34.542 --> 00:29:37.167
Sam? Come on, love.
561
00:29:37.167 --> 00:29:39.208
- Thank you.
- Oh. Hi, Danny.
562
00:29:39.875 --> 00:29:43.250
Uh... Yes. Danny... That's right.
563
00:29:43.250 --> 00:29:46.458
Hi, Sam. Fancy seeing you here.
564
00:29:47.208 --> 00:29:48.208
I live here.
565
00:29:48.208 --> 00:29:51.458
Uh... Yes. Right. Of course.
566
00:29:52.250 --> 00:29:53.542
I knew that.
567
00:29:53.542 --> 00:29:55.375
Um...
568
00:29:55.375 --> 00:29:57.333
Just doing some last minute shopping.
569
00:29:58.125 --> 00:29:58.958
Uh...
570
00:29:59.542 --> 00:30:01.500
Or would be, if you weren't shutting.
571
00:30:01.500 --> 00:30:02.667
Sorry.
572
00:30:02.667 --> 00:30:04.708
- Nobody's out because of the...
- Blizzard?
573
00:30:04.708 --> 00:30:08.625
I was going to say "rapidly evolving
climate change disaster."
574
00:30:08.625 --> 00:30:11.542
Yes. Climat-astrophe.
575
00:30:13.208 --> 00:30:14.250
Um...
576
00:30:14.250 --> 00:30:18.792
It's just my dad's coming,
and I was going to buy his favorite thing.
577
00:30:18.792 --> 00:30:19.708
Wine gums.
578
00:30:19.708 --> 00:30:21.917
Oh. I like them too. I-In fact...
579
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:23.833
Here.
580
00:30:23.833 --> 00:30:27.125
Oh, wow. Great. Thank you.
581
00:30:27.125 --> 00:30:29.042
Orange. His favorite color.
582
00:30:29.042 --> 00:30:32.125
Except green. And yellow...
583
00:30:32.125 --> 00:30:34.417
It needs a bit of a clean. Sorry.
584
00:30:35.000 --> 00:30:38.333
Wine gums are much better
without fluff, on the whole.
585
00:30:38.333 --> 00:30:42.750
Yeah.
Flufflessness. Always good.
586
00:30:45.583 --> 00:30:48.583
Would you like to come in
and warm up for a minute,
587
00:30:48.583 --> 00:30:51.333
out of the climat-astrophe?
588
00:30:51.833 --> 00:30:53.042
Oh, yes!
589
00:30:53.875 --> 00:30:55.458
No. Best get home.
590
00:30:55.458 --> 00:30:56.375
Oh.
591
00:30:56.375 --> 00:30:58.875
Don't want to miss the big moment
when my dad arrives.
592
00:30:58.875 --> 00:31:01.458
Oh, okay. Exciting.
593
00:31:01.958 --> 00:31:03.458
Bye then, Danny.
594
00:31:03.458 --> 00:31:06.583
Merry Christmas... I hope, for you.
595
00:31:08.667 --> 00:31:11.000
Goodbye... Sam.
596
00:31:14.125 --> 00:31:17.375
Why did I say no?
597
00:31:21.042 --> 00:31:25.125
I am the feeblest human alive.
598
00:31:27.750 --> 00:31:29.208
Everything okay in there?
599
00:31:29.208 --> 00:31:32.625
Uh. Yes. All good. Thanks.
600
00:31:37.500 --> 00:31:40.000
- Oh, Charlie, please.
601
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:41.500
♪ Boom-shaka-laka ♪
602
00:31:41.500 --> 00:31:43.792
Can't we go now?
603
00:31:43.792 --> 00:31:45.250
One last boogie!
604
00:31:45.833 --> 00:31:47.958
You're right.
We'd better get back to the kids.
605
00:31:53.750 --> 00:31:56.208
We have to get to that ferry, now.
606
00:31:58.583 --> 00:32:00.417
It should be here somewhere.
607
00:32:10.208 --> 00:32:12.167
Oh, no.
- Oh, no!
608
00:32:12.167 --> 00:32:14.167
Oh, yes.
609
00:32:14.167 --> 00:32:15.625
Don't panic.
610
00:32:15.625 --> 00:32:17.875 line:5%
My app thingy says
there's a bridge to Sherringham
611
00:32:17.875 --> 00:32:19.125 line:5%
at the other end of the island.
612
00:32:19.125 --> 00:32:20.292 line:5%
We'll take the scenic route.
613
00:32:20.292 --> 00:32:21.917 line:5%
Absolutely love bridges.
614
00:32:21.917 --> 00:32:23.917
They're like roads that hover.
615
00:32:41.958 --> 00:32:43.625
Clever birdies.
616
00:32:45.250 --> 00:32:47.042
And where do you think
you're going, Houdini?
617
00:32:47.042 --> 00:32:49.875
Come on. Lots to do.
They'll be back soon.
618
00:32:53.208 --> 00:32:54.500
Come on. You've got this.
619
00:32:57.750 --> 00:33:01.167
If you feel yourself losing traction,
steer into the skid.
620
00:33:01.167 --> 00:33:03.958
No, don't steer off the bridge,
we'll drown!
621
00:33:05.208 --> 00:33:06.708
I can't look.
622
00:33:06.708 --> 00:33:08.875
Come on, old girl. You can do it.
623
00:33:11.250 --> 00:33:13.042
Ooh!
What did I tell you?
624
00:33:13.042 --> 00:33:14.292
Plain sailing from here.
625
00:33:14.292 --> 00:33:15.958
- Watch out! Look!
626
00:33:15.958 --> 00:33:17.625
Brace, brace, brace.
627
00:33:17.625 --> 00:33:19.042
- Stop, stop, stop.
628
00:33:19.708 --> 00:33:20.542
Ooh!
629
00:33:22.625 --> 00:33:23.667
Stop!
630
00:33:26.625 --> 00:33:27.708
Okay.
631
00:33:27.708 --> 00:33:29.125
Were those...
632
00:33:29.125 --> 00:33:30.125
- ...turkeys?
- Turkeys?
633
00:33:30.625 --> 00:33:34.167
Well, we appear to be facing
the wrong direction.
634
00:33:34.167 --> 00:33:36.542
Nothing a three-point turn can't fix.
635
00:33:37.125 --> 00:33:39.292
Careful, careful or you'll go over the...
636
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:40.833
...edge.
637
00:33:40.833 --> 00:33:42.333
Quick. Reverse.
638
00:33:43.792 --> 00:33:46.875
Oh, it's not working. Give it some welly.
639
00:33:47.458 --> 00:33:48.292
I'm trying!
640
00:33:49.292 --> 00:33:50.375
You can do it!
641
00:33:51.292 --> 00:33:53.333
I've got it! Everyone lean back.
642
00:33:53.333 --> 00:33:56.250
Oh, yes. Good idea, Harry.
Just a little bit more.
643
00:33:56.250 --> 00:33:58.083
- Yes!
- Hurray!
644
00:34:02.500 --> 00:34:03.750
- No, Teddy. Not over there.
645
00:34:03.750 --> 00:34:04.958
Phone!
646
00:34:06.417 --> 00:34:07.875
Who is it? Is it Mum?
647
00:34:07.875 --> 00:34:08.917
Hi, Bernadette.
648
00:34:08.917 --> 00:34:10.417
Hi, guys. What's up?
649
00:34:10.417 --> 00:34:13.042
So, um, there's been a tiny hiccup,
650
00:34:13.042 --> 00:34:16.875
and it looks like we may not
make it back tonight.
651
00:34:16.875 --> 00:34:18.458
You won't be home for Christmas?
652
00:34:18.458 --> 00:34:21.125
What? They won't be home for Christmas?
653
00:34:21.125 --> 00:34:23.083
It's a possibility.
654
00:34:23.083 --> 00:34:25.250
Mum, what happened to your hair?
655
00:34:25.250 --> 00:34:27.292
Uh, yes, it's nothing.
656
00:34:29.458 --> 00:34:31.167
Uh, so, Bernadette,
657
00:34:31.167 --> 00:34:33.583
you'll all have to stay together
in the barn, okay?
658
00:34:33.583 --> 00:34:35.958
Right, but what about
our Christmas stockings?
659
00:34:35.958 --> 00:34:38.458
Save some phone power to call for help.
660
00:34:38.458 --> 00:34:40.000
You'll have to improvise.
661
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:41.583
Lock all the doors and stay together.
662
00:34:41.583 --> 00:34:43.708
Nobody goes outside
until we're back. Okay?
663
00:34:43.708 --> 00:34:44.625
Really?
664
00:34:44.625 --> 00:34:47.542
- Teddy, lock the door.
- Yes, boss.
665
00:34:48.458 --> 00:34:51.708
We'll be fine.
I think we'll be fine...
666
00:34:51.708 --> 00:34:53.500
Just remember to keep an eye on Evie,
667
00:34:53.500 --> 00:34:56.167
and I'm sure we'll be back by morning.
668
00:34:56.167 --> 00:34:59.917
Or not, if we don't call
the emergency services.
669
00:34:59.917 --> 00:35:00.833
- Huh?
670
00:35:00.833 --> 00:35:02.125
- But... ?
- Wait, what?
671
00:35:02.125 --> 00:35:04.458
- No parents?
- Seriously?
672
00:35:05.208 --> 00:35:07.750
I'm very, very sad now.
673
00:35:08.250 --> 00:35:10.500
All right, click and release.
674
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:13.250
Here, let me help.
675
00:35:13.250 --> 00:35:14.792
No, now your arm is on my...
676
00:35:14.792 --> 00:35:16.000
- Ow. No. Ooh.
- Uh...
677
00:35:17.042 --> 00:35:18.375
Is everyone okay?
678
00:35:18.375 --> 00:35:19.583
Okay?
679
00:35:19.583 --> 00:35:21.458
- Gentle, gentle. Aah!
680
00:35:21.458 --> 00:35:23.375
Uh, I said "gentle," Harry.
681
00:35:24.083 --> 00:35:26.333
Oh, it can't be that bad.
682
00:35:27.500 --> 00:35:29.667
Oh, it's-- it's... It's that bad.
683
00:35:29.667 --> 00:35:31.958
Uh, maybe we could walk home?
684
00:35:31.958 --> 00:35:33.792
Only if you want to lose your toes,
685
00:35:33.792 --> 00:35:36.792
your fingers, and other soft bits
to certain frostbite.
686
00:35:36.792 --> 00:35:39.375
No. We must stay in the van.
687
00:35:40.292 --> 00:35:42.917
I can't believe we won't be there
for Santa and the stockings.
688
00:35:42.917 --> 00:35:44.500
Oh, you shouldn't worry about that.
689
00:35:44.500 --> 00:35:45.417
Shouldn't I?
690
00:35:45.417 --> 00:35:48.167
No, you should worry about
freezing to death out here
691
00:35:48.167 --> 00:35:50.458
and never seeing another Christmas
of any kind.
692
00:35:50.458 --> 00:35:51.833
- Righto.
693
00:35:51.833 --> 00:35:55.125
That won't happen.
Beyoncé's engine will keep the heat on.
694
00:35:57.333 --> 00:35:58.417
- Ugh,
695
00:35:58.417 --> 00:35:59.417
Oh no.
696
00:35:59.417 --> 00:36:04.042
You secretly named
this ridiculous old van after Beyoncé?
697
00:36:04.042 --> 00:36:06.417
No, no. I mean, not that Beyoncé.
698
00:36:06.958 --> 00:36:07.833
Huh?
699
00:36:08.750 --> 00:36:11.375
Right, God hates me.
And that's official.
700
00:36:20.167 --> 00:36:21.167
Dad!
701
00:36:21.167 --> 00:36:23.708
Hi Danny, I'm so sorry,
all the roads are blocked.
702
00:36:23.708 --> 00:36:25.042
- Oh.
- There's so much snow.
703
00:36:25.042 --> 00:36:26.167
Oh, the snow.
704
00:36:26.167 --> 00:36:27.750
Yeah, it's really bad out there.
705
00:36:27.750 --> 00:36:28.833
Right.
706
00:36:28.833 --> 00:36:30.542
I'll try to make it there
for the New Years.
707
00:36:30.542 --> 00:36:31.500
Yes.
708
00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:33.958
- You won't be too sad, will you?
- No.
709
00:36:34.458 --> 00:36:36.833
We'll make up for it next year, okay?
It will be great.
710
00:36:36.833 --> 00:36:38.000
Next year.
711
00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:39.458
- I'm sure Santa will...
- Yes.
712
00:36:40.167 --> 00:36:42.208
- Merry Christmas, kiddo, love you.
- Merry Christmas.
713
00:36:44.292 --> 00:36:48.417
♪ I’m alone this December
It’s the last light of the day ♪
714
00:36:48.417 --> 00:36:54.625
♪ Oh, I can't help but wonder
If you feel the same ♪
715
00:36:54.625 --> 00:37:00.625
♪ Oh I guess I'll surrender
To the tears and the pain ♪
716
00:37:00.625 --> 00:37:06.208
♪ And the cold we are under
Will remain ♪
717
00:37:06.208 --> 00:37:09.167
♪ You were the hearth light ♪
718
00:37:09.167 --> 00:37:12.125
♪ My fire that died ♪
719
00:37:12.708 --> 00:37:16.875
♪ Waiting for morning sunrise ♪
720
00:37:16.875 --> 00:37:17.792
Oh.
721
00:37:19.000 --> 00:37:24.917
♪ There is nothing under the tree
That I wished for ♪
722
00:37:24.917 --> 00:37:29.125
♪ I want you to come back to me ♪
723
00:37:29.125 --> 00:37:30.708
♪ And be like before ♪
724
00:37:30.708 --> 00:37:36.917
♪ Have I lost you?
And nothing will ever fill the hole ♪
725
00:37:36.917 --> 00:37:40.917
♪ My heart will be here under the tree... ♪
726
00:37:40.917 --> 00:37:44.667
Do you think Santa will ever find us?
727
00:37:44.667 --> 00:37:45.833
Huh?
728
00:37:46.542 --> 00:37:47.375
Huh?
729
00:37:48.167 --> 00:37:50.708
Of course he will.
730
00:37:51.458 --> 00:37:55.417
Hey, what does pink bird want
Father Christmas to bring?
731
00:37:56.208 --> 00:37:58.167
Just Mummy and Daddy.
732
00:37:58.167 --> 00:37:59.458
Oh...
733
00:37:59.458 --> 00:38:01.708
I know, Evie. I know.
734
00:38:02.375 --> 00:38:03.833
Night, everyone.
Night, night.
735
00:38:03.833 --> 00:38:05.292
Night.
Night night.
736
00:38:05.292 --> 00:38:06.292
Goodnight.
737
00:38:07.417 --> 00:38:09.250
Whose foot is this, by the way?
738
00:38:09.250 --> 00:38:10.625
Oh, uh, that's mine.
739
00:38:10.625 --> 00:38:11.958
Well, please move it.
740
00:38:11.958 --> 00:38:13.917
Not to there!
741
00:38:13.917 --> 00:38:17.417
As predicted, the worst Christmas ever.
742
00:38:20.417 --> 00:38:24.250
♪ There is nothing under the tree... ♪
743
00:38:26.500 --> 00:38:29.208 line:5%
♪ I want you to come back to me... ♪
744
00:38:29.208 --> 00:38:31.542 line:5%
Ugh, I told you to leave sooner.
745
00:38:38.208 --> 00:38:40.042
I can't believe Dad.
746
00:38:41.958 --> 00:38:43.375
I'm sure he tried.
747
00:38:46.167 --> 00:38:49.583
At least we have each other.
We'll make a great day of it.
748
00:38:52.708 --> 00:38:56.458
Will Santa even come at all
if you're sleeping in my bed?
749
00:38:56.458 --> 00:39:00.042
Of course he will, darling.
Of course he will.
750
00:39:02.417 --> 00:39:03.500
Do you know what?
751
00:39:03.500 --> 00:39:08.875
If I'd been able to choose between
Father Christmas and my actual dad,
752
00:39:08.875 --> 00:39:10.917
I'd probably have chosen Dad.
753
00:39:11.458 --> 00:39:16.000
♪ My heart will be here under the tree ♪
754
00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:18.833
♪ Just letting you know ♪
755
00:39:25.750 --> 00:39:28.333
Oh, dear. What a mess.
756
00:39:29.458 --> 00:39:34.000
Remember when I said that this Christmas
needed a sackful of fixing?
757
00:39:34.708 --> 00:39:37.958
Well, this is where I came in.
758
00:39:51.458 --> 00:39:52.417
Hup! Hup!
759
00:39:59.708 --> 00:40:03.792
Fly on, Dasher, most noble of reindeer.
760
00:40:03.792 --> 00:40:06.208
Uh, I don't know
if you've noticed,
761
00:40:06.208 --> 00:40:08.333
but there's a tiny bit of a blizzard
going on here.
762
00:40:08.333 --> 00:40:10.417
Nonsense! It's just a light breeze.
763
00:40:10.417 --> 00:40:12.000
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
764
00:40:12.792 --> 00:40:16.708
Hey! Can't we just turn back?
We've done all the good countries already.
765
00:40:16.708 --> 00:40:19.958
No! We can't let
a teeny bit of blizzard ruin Christmas.
766
00:40:19.958 --> 00:40:22.458
There! Head for that lighthouse!
767
00:40:22.458 --> 00:40:24.875
Okay, I'm going!
768
00:40:26.958 --> 00:40:28.833
Oh, we're going to die!
769
00:40:28.833 --> 00:40:31.375
- Whoa!
770
00:40:35.958 --> 00:40:37.875
Whoa! Thanks, Bill!
771
00:40:37.875 --> 00:40:39.750
- Evening, Sants!
Whoa!
772
00:40:39.750 --> 00:40:42.250
Uh--
773
00:40:42.833 --> 00:40:44.833
Whoa! Elf on the shelf!
774
00:40:49.792 --> 00:40:51.542
Whoa!
775
00:40:51.542 --> 00:40:54.000
Whoa! Ah! Whoa!
776
00:41:03.583 --> 00:41:05.417
Whoa! Ah!
777
00:41:05.917 --> 00:41:09.042
- Ha ha! We made it. Nearly home.
778
00:41:09.042 --> 00:41:10.417
Oh, no.
779
00:41:10.417 --> 00:41:12.500
I thought getting here
was the hard part
780
00:41:12.500 --> 00:41:15.583 line:5%
but it turns out
we've got a town full of problems.
781
00:41:15.583 --> 00:41:16.958
You can say that again.
782
00:41:16.958 --> 00:41:18.875
All my mates are down
with the red nose flu
783
00:41:18.875 --> 00:41:20.958
and my sparkly hooves are in agony.
784
00:41:21.792 --> 00:41:23.125
Problem number one...
785
00:41:25.083 --> 00:41:26.458
...Danny Williams.
786
00:41:27.167 --> 00:41:28.625
Here goes.
787
00:41:30.625 --> 00:41:33.500
If you take a tumble,
I'm putting you in a home.
788
00:41:33.500 --> 00:41:35.458
Have I ever taken a tumble?
789
00:41:39.875 --> 00:41:41.125
Um...
790
00:41:41.125 --> 00:41:43.500
Let's skip past this part, shall we?
791
00:41:44.083 --> 00:41:46.000
Whoa!
792
00:41:50.208 --> 00:41:51.417
Oh!
793
00:41:51.417 --> 00:41:53.250
Ugh.
794
00:41:58.792 --> 00:42:01.083
Hmm. "A bit sad and lonely."
795
00:42:01.083 --> 00:42:03.583
"Makes tea and toastie
every morning for his Mum."
796
00:42:03.583 --> 00:42:06.542
But now his dad hasn't turned up.
797
00:42:07.333 --> 00:42:09.208
Terrible. Terrible.
798
00:42:13.583 --> 00:42:16.167
Something extra special needed here.
799
00:42:17.167 --> 00:42:19.000
- Hmm.
800
00:42:24.792 --> 00:42:26.667
- Perfect.
801
00:42:30.292 --> 00:42:32.750
- Hey, sweet antlers.
802
00:42:32.750 --> 00:42:36.125
Uh, what about you and me
go flying together?
803
00:42:39.125 --> 00:42:40.333
I'll take that as a "no" then.
804
00:42:40.333 --> 00:42:42.292
Problem number two.
805
00:42:42.792 --> 00:42:47.250
Five kids all in one barn
and no parents. Oh!
806
00:42:47.250 --> 00:42:48.750
Interesting challenge.
807
00:42:48.750 --> 00:42:51.917
Sants, you won't get all those sacks
down the chimney in one go.
808
00:42:51.917 --> 00:42:54.750
I've been doing this a long time,
my grumpy friend.
809
00:42:54.750 --> 00:42:56.292
Hup!
810
00:42:57.583 --> 00:42:58.458
Hup!
811
00:42:58.958 --> 00:42:59.792
Oh!
812
00:43:06.208 --> 00:43:07.500
One word.
813
00:43:07.500 --> 00:43:11.958
One word from you and
I will get myself a self-driving sleigh.
814
00:43:12.750 --> 00:43:14.750
Hup!
815
00:43:15.375 --> 00:43:16.375
Told you.
816
00:43:17.375 --> 00:43:18.583
And that's two words.
817
00:43:21.583 --> 00:43:25.458
Right. Stockings. Stockings?
818
00:43:28.417 --> 00:43:30.417
Very imaginative. Hmm.
819
00:43:32.292 --> 00:43:35.167
Super Santa creativity required here.
820
00:43:38.875 --> 00:43:40.750
Yes. Very good.
821
00:43:41.875 --> 00:43:43.000
Clever.
822
00:43:44.167 --> 00:43:46.083
Perfect.
823
00:43:48.875 --> 00:43:52.250
Over to you now, mighty Bernadette.
824
00:43:56.792 --> 00:44:00.208
Now, problem number three,
the hardest of the lot,
825
00:44:00.208 --> 00:44:03.292
a pair of twins, one's been very good,
but the other is...
826
00:44:03.292 --> 00:44:05.833
The evil twin.
There's always an evil twin.
827
00:44:05.833 --> 00:44:09.333
No, not evil,
but she's definitely been very naughty.
828
00:44:09.333 --> 00:44:10.333
What to do?
829
00:44:10.333 --> 00:44:12.708
Ah, just flip a coin.
830
00:44:12.708 --> 00:44:14.792
We've still got Finland, Sweden
831
00:44:14.792 --> 00:44:16.542
and that other one
with all the lederhosen to do.
832
00:44:16.542 --> 00:44:19.042
Don't rush me. This really matters.
833
00:44:19.042 --> 00:44:22.000
Where would we be
if everyone was naughty all the time?
834
00:44:41.667 --> 00:44:43.833
"Refused to tidy her room."
835
00:44:43.833 --> 00:44:47.125
"Shaved a dog to make a beard"
and-- [gasps] good lord,
836
00:44:47.833 --> 00:44:50.417
"Released
all of Farmer Yirrell's turkeys."
837
00:44:56.167 --> 00:44:57.875
Oh, get on with it, boss.
838
00:44:57.875 --> 00:45:00.792
My unmentionables
are turning into snowballs out here.
839
00:45:00.792 --> 00:45:05.250
Alas, alas, but it must be done.
840
00:45:07.417 --> 00:45:10.625
For all the talk
of who's naughty and who's nice,
841
00:45:10.625 --> 00:45:13.458
it's actually incredibly rare for me
842
00:45:13.458 --> 00:45:18.708
to follow through with an empty stocking
on actual Christmas night.
843
00:45:20.500 --> 00:45:23.583
Oh, dear, that's a dreadful thing to do.
844
00:45:23.583 --> 00:45:27.208
Right, where to next? Jamaica? Barbados?
845
00:45:27.208 --> 00:45:28.708
No. Iceland.
846
00:45:28.708 --> 00:45:30.458
- Hip, hip.
847
00:45:31.958 --> 00:45:34.875
Farewell, Wellington-on-Sea!
848
00:45:44.042 --> 00:45:45.667
I knew it would be okay.
849
00:45:50.500 --> 00:45:53.292
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
850
00:45:53.292 --> 00:45:56.167
Charlie Beccles, rock star supreme.
851
00:46:02.833 --> 00:46:03.792
Oh, no.
852
00:46:09.417 --> 00:46:11.083
He got the wrong twin.
853
00:46:48.167 --> 00:46:49.542
Ahh...
854
00:46:51.167 --> 00:46:55.167
Oh, no, what does that mean?
Did you forget Finland again?
855
00:46:56.125 --> 00:46:59.042
No, it's wonderful news.
856
00:46:59.042 --> 00:47:01.250
Sorry pal, it's going to be a long night.
857
00:47:01.250 --> 00:47:02.792
Long night?
858
00:47:02.792 --> 00:47:05.542
It's already been one endless,
859
00:47:05.542 --> 00:47:07.750
tear off your own antlers
and eat them long night.
860
00:47:07.750 --> 00:47:10.833
Well, it's about to get longer.
And marvelous!
861
00:47:11.417 --> 00:47:13.750
So where are we going, big man?
862
00:47:13.750 --> 00:47:15.625
Back to Wellington-on-Sea.
863
00:47:15.625 --> 00:47:18.792
The naughty twin
turns out not to be naughty after all.
864
00:47:18.792 --> 00:47:22.792
Oh! This is my first
Code Red for fifty years!
865
00:47:22.792 --> 00:47:24.708
Code Red? Nice.
866
00:47:24.708 --> 00:47:27.375
Let's dust off one of these old beauties.
867
00:47:27.875 --> 00:47:30.750
Right, time is tight.
868
00:47:30.750 --> 00:47:33.333
Let's blow a hole in the sky, baby.
869
00:47:33.333 --> 00:47:34.500
All righty then.
870
00:47:34.500 --> 00:47:37.667
I've got a little bit more
left in the tank. Check this.
871
00:47:37.667 --> 00:47:38.750
Whoa!
872
00:47:39.500 --> 00:47:41.417
I love this job!
873
00:47:51.958 --> 00:47:53.625
Oh, my goodness!
874
00:47:53.625 --> 00:47:55.417
Charlie, Charlie! Look.
875
00:47:55.417 --> 00:47:58.250
Santa came. Oh, gosh, look!
876
00:47:58.250 --> 00:47:59.917
Yeah, you got the guitar!
877
00:47:59.917 --> 00:48:01.833
But why aren't you opening yours?
878
00:48:01.833 --> 00:48:04.375
Well, I wasn't so lucky.
879
00:48:04.375 --> 00:48:05.708
What do you mean?
880
00:48:05.708 --> 00:48:09.125
I guess I was too naughty after all.
I should have been less...
881
00:48:09.125 --> 00:48:11.375
Charlie, it's bursting!
882
00:48:13.875 --> 00:48:15.458
What?
883
00:48:19.708 --> 00:48:21.417
Oh, no, Sam's having a panic attack.
884
00:48:21.417 --> 00:48:22.417
Brace yourself.
885
00:48:24.125 --> 00:48:25.750
She got a full stocking!
886
00:48:25.750 --> 00:48:27.458
I got a full stocking.
887
00:48:27.458 --> 00:48:30.875
- Oh, my gosh. Sam!
888
00:48:30.875 --> 00:48:33.583
I was ready to call an ambulance.
889
00:48:33.583 --> 00:48:35.417
Look at this one!
890
00:48:36.833 --> 00:48:38.875
What is happening? Chocolate!
891
00:48:38.875 --> 00:48:39.792
Oh, yes.
892
00:48:39.792 --> 00:48:41.375
This is amazing!
893
00:48:41.375 --> 00:48:42.625
- Oh!
894
00:48:42.625 --> 00:48:45.042
No way. Drumsticks!
895
00:48:45.042 --> 00:48:47.458
Oh, there's something left in Charlie's.
896
00:48:47.458 --> 00:48:48.708
Is there?
897
00:48:48.708 --> 00:48:49.917
I thought I felt something.
898
00:48:50.750 --> 00:48:52.333
Um... uh...
899
00:48:52.833 --> 00:48:53.667
I don't think so.
900
00:48:53.667 --> 00:48:55.958
Mum, it's just what I've always wanted.
901
00:48:55.958 --> 00:48:57.708
Oh, yes, isn't it?
902
00:48:57.708 --> 00:48:59.708
Officially nice.
903
00:49:00.708 --> 00:49:02.083
You did find something.
904
00:49:02.083 --> 00:49:04.458
No. I-It was nothing.
905
00:49:04.458 --> 00:49:05.542
Oh, okay.
906
00:49:05.542 --> 00:49:07.542
Mum, listen to what I learnt at school.
907
00:49:07.542 --> 00:49:09.958
- Thank you.
You're very welcome.
908
00:49:09.958 --> 00:49:12.958
Good old Santa.
909
00:49:14.708 --> 00:49:16.625
Merry Christmas, little slug.
910
00:49:26.167 --> 00:49:29.000
Yes!
911
00:49:36.792 --> 00:49:38.292
Look outside.
912
00:49:43.500 --> 00:49:44.917
Flipping heck.
913
00:49:47.458 --> 00:49:49.458
Huh?
914
00:49:50.125 --> 00:49:52.417
Mummy? Daddy?
915
00:49:53.375 --> 00:49:56.167
Oh, no, they're not back.
916
00:49:56.167 --> 00:49:57.500
- Gosh.
- Gosh.
917
00:49:57.500 --> 00:49:59.417
- Oof! Oh, gosh.
918
00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:01.833
Christmas is ruined.
919
00:50:01.833 --> 00:50:03.583
Or it's not.
920
00:50:03.583 --> 00:50:06.417
Look in your stockings. Santa came.
921
00:50:06.417 --> 00:50:07.500
- What?
- Really?
922
00:50:07.500 --> 00:50:10.958
And he's left
some very interesting things.
923
00:50:12.292 --> 00:50:14.833
A blaster gun? Weird.
924
00:50:14.833 --> 00:50:16.833
A power washer? Double weird.
925
00:50:16.833 --> 00:50:18.917
A karaoke machine?
926
00:50:18.917 --> 00:50:20.042
Hmm...
927
00:50:20.042 --> 00:50:22.125
Whippedy cream!
928
00:50:22.125 --> 00:50:23.417
Bit weird.
929
00:50:23.417 --> 00:50:24.667
What's that?
930
00:50:24.667 --> 00:50:26.083
I don't get it.
Well, duh.
931
00:50:26.083 --> 00:50:29.958
Everyone, it's Christmas morning
and our parents are nowhere to be seen,
932
00:50:29.958 --> 00:50:34.250
which could be a problem, true,
but it seems to me
933
00:50:34.250 --> 00:50:37.833
Santa's gifts are asking
a very intriguing question.
934
00:50:38.417 --> 00:50:40.750
Do we always love everything
about the Christmas arrangements?
935
00:50:40.750 --> 00:50:41.667
- Hmm...
- Um...
936
00:50:41.667 --> 00:50:43.750
Christmas lunch with all the trimmings?
937
00:50:44.333 --> 00:50:46.167 line:5%
-Ugh.
Sprouts.
938
00:50:46.167 --> 00:50:47.458
- Nope.
939
00:50:47.458 --> 00:50:48.708
Washing up after lunch?
940
00:50:48.708 --> 00:50:49.917 line:5%
Finished.
941
00:50:49.917 --> 00:50:52.000
Uh...
942
00:50:52.000 --> 00:50:53.292
Nuh-uh.
943
00:50:53.292 --> 00:50:54.958
How about the big walk?
944
00:50:55.917 --> 00:50:58.458
I don't seem
to be able to walk straight.
945
00:50:59.167 --> 00:51:00.333
- No!
- Yes!
946
00:51:01.542 --> 00:51:02.500
I mean, no.
947
00:51:03.083 --> 00:51:05.417
And then the lovely old Christmas film.
948
00:51:09.708 --> 00:51:11.958
I hate the lovely old Christmas film.
949
00:51:11.958 --> 00:51:15.542
Exactly as I thought.
Do we think we could do a lot better?
950
00:51:15.542 --> 00:51:16.875
- Definitely.
- Um, yes.
951
00:51:16.875 --> 00:51:20.667
Right, so, big moment, kids. Big moment.
952
00:51:20.667 --> 00:51:23.625
One of those moments
that defines who we are.
953
00:51:23.625 --> 00:51:25.542
Do we have a vision for the future
954
00:51:25.542 --> 00:51:29.375
that is better and brighter
and always more fun?
955
00:51:29.375 --> 00:51:30.792
Yes!
956
00:51:30.792 --> 00:51:34.750
Children of Wellington-on-Sea, get ready.
957
00:51:34.750 --> 00:51:35.833
It's time
958
00:51:35.833 --> 00:51:39.417
- for our Christmas!
959
00:51:41.667 --> 00:51:42.750
Yes!
960
00:51:42.750 --> 00:51:46.667
This is why I love my job.
Quite proud of that one.
961
00:51:46.667 --> 00:51:48.292
Whoa!
962
00:51:48.875 --> 00:51:50.333
Mum! Mum.
963
00:51:50.833 --> 00:51:51.833
- Mum?
964
00:51:52.417 --> 00:51:54.167
Oh, come on, Jan.
965
00:51:54.167 --> 00:51:55.917
Danny's dad has just let him down
966
00:51:55.917 --> 00:51:58.708
and I can't miss Christmas Eve
and Christmas Day.
967
00:51:59.292 --> 00:52:00.333
Yes, I kn--
968
00:52:01.208 --> 00:52:03.000
I know she's very sick.
969
00:52:04.708 --> 00:52:06.292
Okay... Okay.
970
00:52:07.375 --> 00:52:08.250
Okay.
971
00:52:09.875 --> 00:52:10.750
I'll do it.
972
00:52:11.333 --> 00:52:12.917
Damn it.
973
00:52:12.917 --> 00:52:14.500
Not today too.
974
00:52:15.333 --> 00:52:16.333
Nobody else can get through
975
00:52:16.333 --> 00:52:19.208
and I'm the only one
in trudging distance of the hospital.
976
00:52:19.208 --> 00:52:20.750
There must be someone.
977
00:52:20.750 --> 00:52:23.083
Someone who didn't just get divorced.
978
00:52:23.667 --> 00:52:27.167
Look, do you know Bill,
the lighthouse keeper?
979
00:52:27.167 --> 00:52:28.208
Uh-uh.
980
00:52:28.208 --> 00:52:30.750
Well, his Mum might be dying.
981
00:52:30.750 --> 00:52:32.625
And that's not fun.
982
00:52:32.625 --> 00:52:35.875
She likes me
and she doesn't like many people.
983
00:52:35.875 --> 00:52:39.875
It's not nice to die with someone
you don't like holding your hand.
984
00:52:39.875 --> 00:52:41.583
Okay, I get it.
985
00:52:41.583 --> 00:52:43.750
Mrs. Lighthouse and her not nice death
986
00:52:43.750 --> 00:52:46.958
is more important
than you and me and Christmas.
987
00:52:46.958 --> 00:52:49.083
Oh, love, of course it isn't.
988
00:52:49.083 --> 00:52:50.792
But it's my job.
989
00:52:50.792 --> 00:52:53.792
Look, I'll ring around, I'll find someone
to look after you until I get back.
990
00:52:53.792 --> 00:52:58.792
Don't bother.
I'm fine on my own. I'm used to it.
991
00:52:58.792 --> 00:53:00.750
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
992
00:53:00.750 --> 00:53:04.208
Just you and me is just fine.
993
00:53:04.208 --> 00:53:07.875
We'll have a really special dinner
when I get home. Okay?
994
00:53:07.875 --> 00:53:10.708
What? Extra big portion of red slop?
995
00:53:12.792 --> 00:53:14.333
I'd better go and get ready.
996
00:53:17.375 --> 00:53:18.750
Oh, dear.
997
00:53:18.750 --> 00:53:21.833
The problem is,
no matter how well I do my job,
998
00:53:21.833 --> 00:53:24.042
life is complicated.
999
00:53:24.042 --> 00:53:27.750
And when my big night is over,
it all starts up again.
1000
00:53:27.750 --> 00:53:32.208
And it's up to you lot
to sort things out yourselves.
1001
00:53:35.417 --> 00:53:37.167
You're doing great, honey!
1002
00:53:37.167 --> 00:53:39.917
Keep up, Harry! You can do it too!
1003
00:53:39.917 --> 00:53:42.083
I am keeping up, darling.
1004
00:53:42.083 --> 00:53:43.333
Ooh! Oh...
1005
00:53:43.333 --> 00:53:44.583
Nearly there!
1006
00:53:46.208 --> 00:53:47.375
Uh...
1007
00:53:47.375 --> 00:53:48.500
- No, no.
- Shoes off.
1008
00:53:48.500 --> 00:53:50.083
- Please! Ow!
1009
00:53:50.083 --> 00:53:52.000
- Watch out!
1010
00:53:52.000 --> 00:53:54.042
- I'm on you! I'm riding...
- Stop, stop.
1011
00:54:06.542 --> 00:54:08.958
Who could have predicted this calamity?
1012
00:54:10.042 --> 00:54:11.500
Oh, that's right, me.
1013
00:54:11.500 --> 00:54:13.875
Oh, no. The poor kids.
1014
00:54:13.875 --> 00:54:16.792
Oh, how will they cope without us?
1015
00:54:16.792 --> 00:54:18.167
Are you ready?
1016
00:54:18.167 --> 00:54:19.125
Yes.
1017
00:54:19.125 --> 00:54:23.833
Children of the barn,
Christmas lunch our way!
1018
00:54:23.833 --> 00:54:25.000
Pizza!
1019
00:54:28.458 --> 00:54:31.042
♪ Snow is falling
As the carolers sing ♪
1020
00:54:31.042 --> 00:54:32.292
♪ You're all that I need ♪
1021
00:54:34.167 --> 00:54:35.833
♪ Underneath the tree... ♪
1022
00:54:35.833 --> 00:54:36.750
Do it.
1023
00:54:36.750 --> 00:54:38.417
Whippedy cream!
1024
00:54:44.750 --> 00:54:47.250
For you. Finished!
1025
00:54:50.625 --> 00:54:52.917
Christmas, 27% better.
1026
00:54:52.917 --> 00:54:54.875
- Let's go!
- Awesome!
1027
00:54:54.875 --> 00:54:57.292
Scarlett, time for your gift.
1028
00:54:58.583 --> 00:54:59.667
Wow...
1029
00:55:01.042 --> 00:55:03.042
Eat sprouts, suckers!
1030
00:55:03.042 --> 00:55:04.750
- Yay!
1031
00:55:07.167 --> 00:55:09.750
Take that! And that.
1032
00:55:09.750 --> 00:55:10.750
And bam!
1033
00:55:12.417 --> 00:55:14.833
- Christmas, 48% better.
- Mm-hmm.
1034
00:55:14.833 --> 00:55:17.125
Now, washing up.
1035
00:55:17.125 --> 00:55:18.542
Over to you, Tedwardo.
1036
00:55:22.333 --> 00:55:25.667
Behold the magic of the power washer!
1037
00:55:25.667 --> 00:55:27.125
Now, Evie!
1038
00:55:27.125 --> 00:55:29.792
- Yaah!
Go, Teddy, blast them!
1039
00:55:34.292 --> 00:55:36.417
Whoa. Amazing.
1040
00:55:36.417 --> 00:55:39.458
Christmas, 73% better.
1041
00:55:39.458 --> 00:55:42.417
Almost there, just one last thing needed.
Follow me, guys!
1042
00:55:42.417 --> 00:55:43.958
Yay!
1043
00:55:43.958 --> 00:55:48.792
♪ You're here, where you should be
Snow is falling as the carolers sing ♪
1044
00:55:48.792 --> 00:55:51.417
- ♪ It just wasn't the same... ♪
1045
00:55:51.417 --> 00:55:54.792
- Rock on, Samski!
- ♪ Alone on Christmas Day ♪
1046
00:55:55.958 --> 00:55:57.833
- Oops.
- Charlie!
1047
00:55:57.833 --> 00:56:00.917
How did a girl so naughty
get a full stocking?
1048
00:56:00.917 --> 00:56:02.917
That is a good question.
1049
00:56:02.917 --> 00:56:06.708
So, while Sam is sorting out
her mystery,
1050
00:56:06.708 --> 00:56:11.208
poor Danny is wondering
why he is the only person alone
1051
00:56:11.208 --> 00:56:13.083
on Christmas Day.
1052
00:56:15.833 --> 00:56:16.708
Or is he?
1053
00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:47.125
Carol singers.
1054
00:56:47.917 --> 00:56:51.458
Beware the wrath of my furled umbrella.
1055
00:56:54.542 --> 00:56:55.625
Williams.
1056
00:56:58.833 --> 00:57:00.458
Um...
1057
00:57:01.000 --> 00:57:05.792
Hello, Ms. Trapper,
I wondered if you'd like some company?
1058
00:57:06.458 --> 00:57:07.708
What about your mother?
1059
00:57:07.708 --> 00:57:11.083
Working. And we had a bit of a fight.
1060
00:57:11.667 --> 00:57:12.875
A-And your father?
1061
00:57:12.875 --> 00:57:15.125
He didn't come.
1062
00:57:15.125 --> 00:57:17.500
My mum and I
are going to have dinner later
1063
00:57:17.500 --> 00:57:21.458
but I wondered if you'd like
some Christmas sort-of-cake?
1064
00:57:22.125 --> 00:57:25.250
Because we're both sort of alone.
1065
00:57:25.250 --> 00:57:26.583
Well...
1066
00:57:27.167 --> 00:57:28.125
Um...
1067
00:57:28.625 --> 00:57:32.958
it's a kind offer
but I'm afraid I'm very busy.
1068
00:57:34.208 --> 00:57:36.750
Right. Sorry to disturb.
1069
00:57:41.042 --> 00:57:44.167
Life's not always easy, is it, Williams?
1070
00:57:45.333 --> 00:57:46.583
Not always.
1071
00:57:47.083 --> 00:57:51.583
But I suspect, at the moment,
it's hardest for your mother.
1072
00:58:06.792 --> 00:58:08.208
Mum, I just want...
1073
00:58:11.083 --> 00:58:11.917
Nope.
1074
00:58:12.542 --> 00:58:13.667
Hmm...
1075
00:58:33.292 --> 00:58:36.208
An intervention called for, I think.
1076
00:58:37.417 --> 00:58:38.458
Hmm.
1077
00:58:38.458 --> 00:58:42.417
Let's see. Straight and... right.
1078
00:58:43.125 --> 00:58:44.583
Whenever I get gloomy with the state
1079
00:58:44.583 --> 00:58:46.083
- of the world...
1080
00:58:46.083 --> 00:58:49.458
...I think about the arrivals gate
at Heathrow Airport. General...
1081
00:58:49.458 --> 00:58:51.375
- And that's quite enough of that.
- Huh?
1082
00:58:51.375 --> 00:58:52.792
Over to you, Nisha.
1083
00:58:52.792 --> 00:58:55.167
Let's party!
1084
00:58:55.167 --> 00:58:56.792
- Oh, yeah!
- Yay!
1085
00:58:56.792 --> 00:59:00.167
♪ If you want to run away with me
I know a galaxy ♪
1086
00:59:03.500 --> 00:59:05.917
♪ Where the music don't stop for life ♪
1087
00:59:11.083 --> 00:59:12.875
Belt it out, Teddy!
1088
00:59:13.417 --> 00:59:16.708
♪ Boom-shaka-laka
It's a brand new style ♪
1089
00:59:16.708 --> 00:59:19.083
Incoming!
1090
00:59:22.333 --> 00:59:25.250
Best Christmas ever!
1091
00:59:26.125 --> 00:59:28.708
Christmas, 100% better.
1092
00:59:28.708 --> 00:59:30.958
But what about the walk, Bernie?
1093
00:59:31.625 --> 00:59:32.625
Hmm...
1094
00:59:33.208 --> 00:59:38.875
♪ Happy birthday, Jesus
Happy birthday, Jesus ♪
1095
00:59:38.875 --> 00:59:40.708
I must remember to put in my journal:
1096
00:59:40.708 --> 00:59:44.667
"Pray for reincarnation
in a tropical country."
1097
00:59:44.667 --> 00:59:47.917
Ooh! Good time for presents,
don't you think?
1098
00:59:47.917 --> 00:59:49.125
- What?
- Presents?
1099
00:59:52.417 --> 00:59:53.292
Oh.
1100
00:59:53.292 --> 00:59:54.625
Merry Christmas, my love.
1101
00:59:54.625 --> 00:59:55.792
What's this?
1102
00:59:55.792 --> 00:59:57.375
Oh, just in case we got stuck.
1103
00:59:57.375 --> 00:59:58.958
Couldn't have you
waking up without a gift.
1104
00:59:59.542 --> 01:00:02.667
And I noticed the screen on your old one
was a little bit cracked.
1105
01:00:02.667 --> 01:00:05.208
What? It's a phone? Is it charged?
1106
01:00:05.208 --> 01:00:07.625
It certainly is. Yep.
Synced and ready to go.
1107
01:00:07.625 --> 01:00:09.417
So we could have called
the kids last night?
1108
01:00:09.417 --> 01:00:12.500
Uh... Yeah, but then it wouldn't have been
a surprise, would it?
1109
01:00:12.500 --> 01:00:14.500
- Surprise!
1110
01:00:14.500 --> 01:00:16.167
Well, it was nicely wrapped
at least, wasn't it?
1111
01:00:16.167 --> 01:00:18.292
The man is a moron
and there's no getting around it.
1112
01:00:18.875 --> 01:00:21.167
The kids aren't answering.
Something's wrong.
1113
01:00:21.167 --> 01:00:23.500
Can we please call emergency services now?
1114
01:00:25.667 --> 01:00:28.625
You are 520 in the queue.
1115
01:00:28.625 --> 01:00:31.167
- Please hold.
Everyone must be snowed in.
1116
01:00:31.167 --> 01:00:32.792
We'll be here for days.
1117
01:00:32.792 --> 01:00:35.208
Right, try Trapper. She'll have a number
for school emergencies.
1118
01:00:35.208 --> 01:00:37.292
- Ms. Trapper is scary.
1119
01:00:37.292 --> 01:00:38.833
Mm, but the school is outstanding.
1120
01:00:38.833 --> 01:00:41.792
You are such children.
1121
01:00:43.000 --> 01:00:44.167
Be careful, Harry.
1122
01:00:45.917 --> 01:00:47.458
Hello, is that Ms. Trapper?
1123
01:00:47.458 --> 01:00:49.625
Yes, what do you want?
I'm very busy indeed.
1124
01:00:50.625 --> 01:00:52.708
Oh, yes. Sorry.
1125
01:00:52.708 --> 01:00:55.333
Sorry to disturb. Gosh.
1126
01:00:55.333 --> 01:00:58.625
Oh, yes, i-it's Harry Forrest here,
Scarlett and Teddy's dad.
1127
01:00:58.625 --> 01:01:00.083
Harry, what did she say?
1128
01:01:00.083 --> 01:01:03.750
Yes. Yes, I did maths with you,
that's right, yes. That's the one.
1129
01:01:03.750 --> 01:01:06.167
18th out of 18, yes.
1130
01:01:06.167 --> 01:01:07.958
Hopeless Harry, yes.
1131
01:01:07.958 --> 01:01:11.833
Yes, but I wonder
if you might be able to help.
1132
01:01:11.833 --> 01:01:13.750
We're a little bit stuck.
1133
01:01:13.750 --> 01:01:17.375
Well, as I said, I'm very busy
but if you really are desperate...
1134
01:01:17.375 --> 01:01:19.125
Yes! We're desperate.
1135
01:01:19.125 --> 01:01:22.000
Very well, I may have one thought.
1136
01:01:23.083 --> 01:01:24.458
Faster, Williams.
1137
01:01:26.250 --> 01:01:27.958
I hate turkeys.
1138
01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:31.750
I hate their beaks, feathers...
1139
01:01:31.750 --> 01:01:33.708
- Ms. Trapper.
- Hello, Yirrell.
1140
01:01:33.708 --> 01:01:36.708
I need you to rescue some villagers
who are stuck in the snow.
1141
01:01:36.708 --> 01:01:37.917
W-Why should I?
1142
01:01:37.917 --> 01:01:39.917
Because I tell you to.
1143
01:01:41.458 --> 01:01:42.583
Happy to help, Miss.
1144
01:01:42.583 --> 01:01:45.583
Good. Now snap to it, you infamous oik.
1145
01:01:46.542 --> 01:01:48.417
Yes, Miss. Thank you, Miss. Will do, Miss.
1146
01:01:49.875 --> 01:01:53.542
Sometimes, it's very helpful
to be a terrifying old trout.
1147
01:01:57.417 --> 01:01:58.917
Yes, that'll do.
1148
01:01:59.625 --> 01:02:01.958
Here are the coordinates
of the McNutt van.
1149
01:02:01.958 --> 01:02:04.167
Go and rescue them. Chop chop.
1150
01:02:04.167 --> 01:02:06.375
Yes, Ms. Trapper.
1151
01:02:07.417 --> 01:02:09.042
Right, Williams, time to get to work.
1152
01:02:09.625 --> 01:02:12.750
But I don't think it's fair
that I have to work on Christmas Day.
1153
01:02:12.750 --> 01:02:15.333
Precisely. Nobody should
have to work on Christmas Day.
1154
01:02:15.333 --> 01:02:17.417
Including your mother.
1155
01:02:17.417 --> 01:02:19.917
Now, take a look at this.
1156
01:02:21.625 --> 01:02:23.417
But we'll never get it done in time.
1157
01:02:23.417 --> 01:02:26.000
Of course we will, Master Williams.
1158
01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:28.625
It's time for Project Homecoming.
1159
01:02:37.750 --> 01:02:40.500
I can't believe you tidied up
my side of the room.
1160
01:02:40.500 --> 01:02:43.000
It's unhealthy being this clean.
1161
01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:48.250 line:5%
Charlie Beccles' Operation Happy Sam.
1162
01:02:48.250 --> 01:02:50.125
Tactics and Plans?
1163
01:02:50.125 --> 01:02:51.875
Operation Help Buddy.
1164
01:02:52.792 --> 01:02:55.250
Operation Nisha's Melon Drop.
1165
01:02:55.250 --> 01:02:58.375
Operation Match Making? To Do?
1166
01:02:58.375 --> 01:03:00.042
Gosh.
1167
01:03:04.917 --> 01:03:06.792
- She's doing it all for me?
1168
01:03:06.792 --> 01:03:08.500
What? How did that get there?
1169
01:03:09.083 --> 01:03:11.583
I've got my slimy eye on you.
1170
01:03:13.375 --> 01:03:15.750
What? What?
1171
01:03:15.750 --> 01:03:17.917
Sam, you're being weird.
1172
01:03:17.917 --> 01:03:19.750
Hmm. Whatever.
1173
01:03:26.542 --> 01:03:28.708
Clever girl, that Sam.
1174
01:03:29.417 --> 01:03:31.833
I hoped she'd figure it out in the end.
1175
01:03:40.917 --> 01:03:42.792
Hurry, Williams. Hurry!
1176
01:03:47.292 --> 01:03:51.375
Absolutely love chivalry.
1177
01:03:52.625 --> 01:03:53.542
What?
1178
01:03:54.375 --> 01:03:56.000
Thank God. Someone's here.
1179
01:03:56.000 --> 01:03:58.083
Oh, the emergency services.
1180
01:03:58.083 --> 01:03:59.958
We're saved.
1181
01:03:59.958 --> 01:04:03.625
- Help! Over here!
- Hello! We're over here! Hello!
1182
01:04:04.250 --> 01:04:05.875
Yes! Hallelujah.
1183
01:04:05.875 --> 01:04:09.208
We are so glad to see you.
1184
01:04:10.458 --> 01:04:12.792
I hear you lot are in a bit of a pickle.
1185
01:04:12.792 --> 01:04:14.250
- Is that Yirrell?
- What?
1186
01:04:14.250 --> 01:04:16.083
Hello there, Hopeless Harry,
1187
01:04:16.083 --> 01:04:18.042
I've come to rescue you.
1188
01:04:18.042 --> 01:04:20.000
For a small fee, of course.
1189
01:04:20.000 --> 01:04:21.750
Small fee?
1190
01:04:21.750 --> 01:04:22.750
Oh, no.
1191
01:04:25.542 --> 01:04:27.292
- We're going down!
- It's sinking!
1192
01:04:30.375 --> 01:04:31.208
Oh, God.
1193
01:04:32.208 --> 01:04:33.958
- Yep.
- Somewhat anticlimactic.
1194
01:04:33.958 --> 01:04:35.583
Now, where to?
1195
01:04:35.583 --> 01:04:36.792
Home!
1196
01:04:38.542 --> 01:04:40.250
- Everyone ready?
- Um...
1197
01:04:40.250 --> 01:04:42.083
- And walk!
- Do we have to?
1198
01:04:42.083 --> 01:04:43.875
- Hup, two, three, four.
- Great.
1199
01:04:43.875 --> 01:04:45.708
Hup, two, three, four.
1200
01:04:45.708 --> 01:04:47.792
- And... home, two, three, four.
- Nice.
1201
01:04:47.792 --> 01:04:48.708
Plot twist.
1202
01:04:48.708 --> 01:04:49.708
What a legend.
1203
01:04:50.375 --> 01:04:51.833
What? Uh--
1204
01:04:51.833 --> 01:04:53.083
But I...
1205
01:04:53.083 --> 01:04:55.042
That was brilliant!
1206
01:04:55.042 --> 01:04:57.125
- Bernie is a creative genius.
- So much fun!
1207
01:04:57.125 --> 01:05:00.458
But we didn't even get
to the lovely beach huts.
1208
01:05:00.458 --> 01:05:02.208
Next year, little one.
1209
01:05:02.208 --> 01:05:06.875
Right! Time for the epic
Christmas hide-and-seek!
1210
01:05:06.875 --> 01:05:09.667
Winner gets the last bag
of fun size Mars bars!
1211
01:05:09.667 --> 01:05:11.875
- My specialty!
- Let's go!
1212
01:05:11.875 --> 01:05:12.792
Quick!
1213
01:05:12.792 --> 01:05:13.708
Thirty,
1214
01:05:13.708 --> 01:05:16.750
- 29, 28...
1215
01:05:16.750 --> 01:05:18.833
- 27, 26...
- Sorry, taken.
1216
01:05:19.667 --> 01:05:21.417
- 25...
- Somewhere else, Evie.
1217
01:05:21.417 --> 01:05:24.167
- 24, 23...
1218
01:05:24.917 --> 01:05:26.167
- 22...
- Huh.
1219
01:05:26.167 --> 01:05:29.042
21, 20...
1220
01:05:29.042 --> 01:05:31.292
- 19,
1221
01:05:31.875 --> 01:05:34.292
- 18, 17...
1222
01:05:35.333 --> 01:05:36.667
16,
1223
01:05:37.250 --> 01:05:39.042
- 15...
1224
01:05:39.042 --> 01:05:41.750
- 14, 13...
1225
01:05:42.333 --> 01:05:43.333
12...
1226
01:05:59.167 --> 01:06:00.583
What?
1227
01:06:06.292 --> 01:06:07.250
Oh...
1228
01:06:09.667 --> 01:06:11.542
Mum, you're here.
1229
01:06:12.375 --> 01:06:13.917
Look what we made.
1230
01:06:29.375 --> 01:06:30.750
Oh, Danny.
1231
01:06:32.208 --> 01:06:33.792
I don't know what to say.
1232
01:06:34.833 --> 01:06:36.500
Then don't say anything.
1233
01:06:36.500 --> 01:06:38.625
Just step inside, Nurse Williams,
1234
01:06:38.625 --> 01:06:42.583
and enjoy a very special Christmas dinner
with your most excellent son.
1235
01:06:47.958 --> 01:06:49.333
Will you join us?
1236
01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:52.000
Uh, maybe next year.
1237
01:06:52.000 --> 01:06:56.333
I-I've got some catching up to do
with my own family.
1238
01:06:58.375 --> 01:07:00.792
Ms. Trapper, are you sure?
1239
01:07:01.708 --> 01:07:03.833
Merry Christmas, Williams.
1240
01:07:03.833 --> 01:07:08.250
It's time to celebrate the wins
and live with the losses.
1241
01:07:23.000 --> 01:07:23.833
Come here.
1242
01:07:26.083 --> 01:07:28.083
We're going to be so fine.
1243
01:07:29.375 --> 01:07:31.125
I think so too.
1244
01:07:32.958 --> 01:07:34.250
Your throne, madam.
1245
01:08:01.958 --> 01:08:03.958
Oh...
1246
01:08:11.292 --> 01:08:14.750
Merry Christmas, Jamie.
1247
01:08:22.750 --> 01:08:24.625
- First to the little girls' room.
- Whew.
1248
01:08:26.625 --> 01:08:30.208
Oh! Absolutely love you,
Beyoncé, old girl.
1249
01:08:31.250 --> 01:08:32.542
We're home!
1250
01:08:32.542 --> 01:08:35.542
- What on Earth has happened here?
1251
01:08:35.542 --> 01:08:37.958
Oh, no! We've been burgled!
1252
01:08:37.958 --> 01:08:39.500
You're home!
1253
01:08:39.500 --> 01:08:41.750
- You're back!
1254
01:08:41.750 --> 01:08:44.917
Oh, Nisha beta, I'm so sorry.
Please forgive me.
1255
01:08:44.917 --> 01:08:47.667
I'll never leave you alone
at Christmas again.
1256
01:08:47.667 --> 01:08:50.042
- Mummy!
- I love you, sweetie.
1257
01:08:51.125 --> 01:08:54.792
And clearly you managed to have some fun.
1258
01:08:54.792 --> 01:08:57.417
- Yeah. Bernie was fantastic.
- We had a disco!
1259
01:08:57.417 --> 01:08:59.333
- She is my absolute hero.
- Aw...
1260
01:08:59.917 --> 01:09:03.042
Well, there's nothing quite as good
as a traditional Christmas, is there?
1261
01:09:03.042 --> 01:09:04.667
There certainly isn't.
1262
01:09:07.958 --> 01:09:09.625
Wait a minute. Where's Evie?
1263
01:09:09.625 --> 01:09:11.917
- Yeah. Where is that little pumpkin?
- Evie!
1264
01:09:11.917 --> 01:09:15.292
- Evie! Come out!
- Why is the door unlocked?
1265
01:09:15.292 --> 01:09:17.167
- Eve!
- Evie!
1266
01:09:17.167 --> 01:09:18.167
Eve.
1267
01:09:20.500 --> 01:09:21.333
Oh, no.
1268
01:09:21.333 --> 01:09:22.875
When was the last time someone saw Evie?
1269
01:09:24.500 --> 01:09:25.458
Evie!
1270
01:09:25.458 --> 01:09:27.458
- Evie!
- Evie!
1271
01:09:27.458 --> 01:09:28.583
Evie!
1272
01:09:28.583 --> 01:09:30.500
We were just playing hide-and-seek.
1273
01:09:30.500 --> 01:09:32.708
I don't know what happened. I'm so sorry.
1274
01:09:32.708 --> 01:09:34.542
It's okay. We just need to find her.
1275
01:09:34.542 --> 01:09:36.000
She's not in the house.
1276
01:09:36.000 --> 01:09:37.417
Oh, my gosh.
1277
01:09:37.417 --> 01:09:39.375
Get Ms. Trapper onto the school WhatsApp.
1278
01:09:39.375 --> 01:09:41.292
Kids, DM your friends.
1279
01:09:41.292 --> 01:09:43.208
We need all the help we can get.
1280
01:09:43.208 --> 01:09:45.667
Find my Evie. Please.
1281
01:09:45.667 --> 01:09:48.583
She'll turn up. I'm 100% certain.
1282
01:09:49.083 --> 01:09:52.333
It's all my fault.
It was asking too much of Bernie.
1283
01:09:53.708 --> 01:09:54.875
Bernie!
1284
01:09:54.875 --> 01:09:55.792
Evie!
1285
01:09:55.792 --> 01:09:57.875
Bernie, wait! Please.
1286
01:09:57.875 --> 01:09:58.917
Evie!
1287
01:09:59.667 --> 01:10:01.625
- Don't worry, we'll be fine.
- We'll find her.
1288
01:10:01.625 --> 01:10:03.042
- Stick together!
- Be careful!
1289
01:10:08.875 --> 01:10:12.708
Danny, we need you
and we need your monster-quad monstrosity.
1290
01:10:12.708 --> 01:10:14.583
Eve McNutt is missing.
1291
01:10:32.542 --> 01:10:33.750
- Let's go.
- Evie.
1292
01:10:33.750 --> 01:10:36.792
Evie! Come to Charlie!
1293
01:10:36.792 --> 01:10:39.000
I've got lots of sweets!
1294
01:10:39.000 --> 01:10:40.417
Charlie.
- Come on, Charlie.
1295
01:10:40.417 --> 01:10:43.000
Please be serious,
this is no time for naughtiness.
1296
01:10:48.333 --> 01:10:49.500
- Good.
- She's here.
1297
01:10:49.500 --> 01:10:50.750
Don't worry.
1298
01:10:54.375 --> 01:10:58.208
Right, spread out,
form a line, two meters apart.
1299
01:10:58.208 --> 01:10:59.958
Mustn't miss a spot!
1300
01:11:00.875 --> 01:11:01.708
Hurry!
1301
01:11:01.708 --> 01:11:05.250
Maintain your distance and hold the line.
1302
01:11:06.208 --> 01:11:07.667
Eve! Evie.
1303
01:11:07.667 --> 01:11:11.125
Evie-Weevie. Ice cream over here!
1304
01:11:11.125 --> 01:11:12.625
- Charlie, now is not the time.
- Charlie.
1305
01:11:12.625 --> 01:11:13.750
Stop it.
1306
01:11:14.625 --> 01:11:15.833
No, you stop it.
1307
01:11:15.833 --> 01:11:18.292
Charlie's not being naughty.
She's searching.
1308
01:11:18.292 --> 01:11:21.208
Helping people Charlie-style,
with... with imagination.
1309
01:11:21.208 --> 01:11:22.417
Well, I'm sure Dad just...
1310
01:11:22.417 --> 01:11:24.250
Why did Santa leave her a full stocking?
1311
01:11:24.250 --> 01:11:27.542
Because he knows
that Charlie isn't naughty. She's nice.
1312
01:11:27.542 --> 01:11:31.250
Oh, and she actually darned well
does something about it all.
1313
01:11:31.250 --> 01:11:32.708
- Does she?
- Do I?
1314
01:11:32.708 --> 01:11:36.333
Yes, you do.
And it's because she loves me so much.
1315
01:11:36.333 --> 01:11:38.958
Why did Charlie
step on Nisha's dress in the play?
1316
01:11:38.958 --> 01:11:41.792
Because Nisha's mean to me
all the time and calls me the...
1317
01:11:41.792 --> 01:11:43.125
"Boring twin."
1318
01:11:43.125 --> 01:11:46.417
Exactly. Why did Charlie
drop the snow avalanche on Mrs. Horton?
1319
01:11:46.417 --> 01:11:48.292
- Pardon?
- Because I love her dog, Buddy
1320
01:11:48.292 --> 01:11:50.667
and she's absolutely horrible to him.
1321
01:11:50.667 --> 01:11:52.250
Is that right, Charlie?
1322
01:11:52.250 --> 01:11:54.833
Well, motivation is a complex thing.
1323
01:11:54.833 --> 01:11:57.000
And when she let
Farmer Yirrell's turkeys out...
1324
01:11:57.000 --> 01:11:59.625
- Charlie, you did not.
- Charlie Beccles...
1325
01:11:59.625 --> 01:12:00.875
Yes, she did.
1326
01:12:00.875 --> 01:12:04.167
And she did it because at Christmas
the poor, lovely turkeys have to die
1327
01:12:04.167 --> 01:12:07.417
because we have to eat them on a day
when there's far too much food anyhow.
1328
01:12:07.417 --> 01:12:08.792
Well, yes...
1329
01:12:08.792 --> 01:12:12.542
So my ambition next year
is to be more like Charlie. Not less.
1330
01:12:12.542 --> 01:12:14.583
Now, can we please just find little Evie
1331
01:12:14.583 --> 01:12:18.583
and move on from this whole
negative pigeonholing extravaganza.
1332
01:12:18.583 --> 01:12:19.792
Evie!
1333
01:12:19.792 --> 01:12:21.417
- Oi, Sam! Wait for me!
- Evie!
1334
01:12:22.417 --> 01:12:24.750
Evie! Evie!
1335
01:12:30.833 --> 01:12:32.125
Need a lift?
1336
01:12:32.917 --> 01:12:35.250
That is, only if it's convenient.
1337
01:12:35.250 --> 01:12:37.333
I mean, maybe?
1338
01:12:37.333 --> 01:12:38.292
If that suits?
1339
01:12:38.292 --> 01:12:39.625
Oh. Uh...
1340
01:12:40.125 --> 01:12:41.583
Thank you for standing up for me.
1341
01:12:41.583 --> 01:12:43.917
Evie, come on, where are you?
1342
01:12:44.958 --> 01:12:47.042
You're the best sister ever.
1343
01:12:48.292 --> 01:12:51.792
Now, just get on the bike
with Romeo, Juliet.
1344
01:12:57.792 --> 01:13:00.208
Beccles twins to the rescue!
1345
01:13:00.208 --> 01:13:01.750
Yee-haw!
1346
01:13:02.333 --> 01:13:06.333
- Evie! Evie!
- Evie!
1347
01:13:09.833 --> 01:13:11.083
It's no use.
1348
01:13:11.083 --> 01:13:13.125
We'll never find her when it's this dark.
1349
01:13:13.125 --> 01:13:14.792
But we must keep going.
1350
01:13:14.792 --> 01:13:16.625
I can't see anything.
1351
01:13:17.958 --> 01:13:19.250
That's it.
1352
01:13:19.250 --> 01:13:21.333
That is it. Hold tight.
1353
01:13:38.792 --> 01:13:40.542
Mr. Bill! Please!
1354
01:13:40.542 --> 01:13:43.708
Help! Hello! Mr. Bill?
1355
01:13:44.500 --> 01:13:45.875
I'm coming.
Oh, he's coming.
1356
01:13:45.875 --> 01:13:46.875
Coming.
Yes!
1357
01:13:46.875 --> 01:13:47.958
Hold your horses.
1358
01:13:47.958 --> 01:13:48.875
Mr. Bill!
1359
01:13:48.875 --> 01:13:50.417
Evie McNutt is missing.
1360
01:13:50.417 --> 01:13:52.125
And it's super dark.
1361
01:13:52.125 --> 01:13:54.292
- Kids?
- And you've got a super light.
1362
01:13:54.292 --> 01:13:55.500
Oh, well, co--
1363
01:13:56.083 --> 01:13:57.125
Come in.
1364
01:14:00.708 --> 01:14:01.667
Come on, Mr. Bill.
1365
01:14:02.167 --> 01:14:03.125
Use this.
1366
01:14:03.125 --> 01:14:04.042
Thank you.
1367
01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:06.667
Sorry about the mess.
1368
01:14:09.208 --> 01:14:11.625
Come on, Gertrude. Time to sparkle.
1369
01:14:14.875 --> 01:14:16.708
- Huh?
Go that way.
1370
01:14:17.292 --> 01:14:18.167
There's Bernie.
1371
01:14:18.792 --> 01:14:20.958
- Evie!
- Evie!
1372
01:14:21.875 --> 01:14:23.167
Follow her, Mr. Bill.
1373
01:14:26.750 --> 01:14:28.792
Come on, Mr. Bill. Hurry.
1374
01:14:38.542 --> 01:14:40.292
- There's something in the snow.
- Where?
1375
01:14:40.292 --> 01:14:41.583
Further left, further left!
1376
01:14:44.792 --> 01:14:45.875
Look. There!
1377
01:14:45.875 --> 01:14:47.750
- We've got to go help her.
- Let's go!
1378
01:14:47.750 --> 01:14:50.250
Evie! Evie!
1379
01:14:51.458 --> 01:14:52.333
Evie!
1380
01:15:01.292 --> 01:15:02.167
Pink bird.
1381
01:15:07.625 --> 01:15:08.542
Evie!
1382
01:15:21.750 --> 01:15:22.625
Oh, God.
1383
01:15:29.792 --> 01:15:30.917
Oh, Evie.
1384
01:15:33.708 --> 01:15:36.375
Evie!
1385
01:15:39.250 --> 01:15:40.208
There she is.
1386
01:15:40.708 --> 01:15:41.542
Bernie!
1387
01:15:42.292 --> 01:15:44.125
Bernie! Are you okay?
1388
01:15:44.125 --> 01:15:46.708
Evie? Where is she?
1389
01:15:46.708 --> 01:15:48.292
We'll keep looking. We'll find her.
1390
01:15:48.292 --> 01:15:50.542
It's all my fault.
She's out there, I know.
1391
01:15:51.292 --> 01:15:53.208
Look over there!
1392
01:15:56.292 --> 01:15:58.458
Look where he's pointing the light.
1393
01:15:58.458 --> 01:16:00.042
There's something moving.
1394
01:16:01.750 --> 01:16:02.958
Evie!
1395
01:16:04.542 --> 01:16:05.958
Evie!
1396
01:16:17.125 --> 01:16:19.333
Evie!
1397
01:16:24.042 --> 01:16:25.625
The beach huts.
1398
01:16:41.208 --> 01:16:45.208
Bernie, all the big birdies! Look!
1399
01:16:50.792 --> 01:16:51.667
Evie.
1400
01:16:52.833 --> 01:16:54.375
Evie.
1401
01:16:54.375 --> 01:16:55.750
Mummy!
1402
01:16:55.750 --> 01:16:57.625
Oh, Evie, my darling.
1403
01:16:59.958 --> 01:17:02.792
We found her!
We found her at the beach huts!
1404
01:17:02.792 --> 01:17:04.083
They found her!
1405
01:17:04.083 --> 01:17:05.917
- She's safe.
- She's here.
1406
01:17:05.917 --> 01:17:07.750
They've got her! They found her!
1407
01:17:08.792 --> 01:17:10.542
Did I win hide-and-seek?
1408
01:17:10.542 --> 01:17:12.292
- Yes, darling.
1409
01:17:12.292 --> 01:17:14.125
You very much won.
1410
01:17:14.625 --> 01:17:17.667
Come here, you life-saving
feathery superhero.
1411
01:17:17.667 --> 01:17:19.250
- Oh! Ooh! Ow!
1412
01:17:19.250 --> 01:17:21.292
Absolutely love turkeys.
1413
01:17:25.083 --> 01:17:26.833
I'm so sorry I lost her.
1414
01:17:27.333 --> 01:17:29.125
I'm so stupid.
1415
01:17:29.917 --> 01:17:32.042
I forgot the only thing that matters.
1416
01:17:32.042 --> 01:17:34.333
No. No.
1417
01:17:34.333 --> 01:17:37.375
The only thing that matters
is that you found her.
1418
01:17:37.375 --> 01:17:40.792
And you gave the kids
an amazing Christmas, Bernadette.
1419
01:17:42.292 --> 01:17:43.708
I'm so proud of you.
1420
01:17:43.708 --> 01:17:46.417
Eve family sandwich!
1421
01:17:46.417 --> 01:17:48.542
- Mmm.
1422
01:17:48.542 --> 01:17:50.375
Aw. Isn't that wonderful?
1423
01:17:50.375 --> 01:17:53.208
- Yes, [contented grunt] it really is.
1424
01:17:56.458 --> 01:17:58.500
- Danny Williams.
- Yes?
1425
01:17:59.083 --> 01:18:01.375
Was the lighthouse light really your idea?
1426
01:18:01.375 --> 01:18:02.500
Uh...
1427
01:18:03.375 --> 01:18:05.250
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1428
01:18:05.833 --> 01:18:07.792
Ladies and gentlemen,
1429
01:18:07.792 --> 01:18:11.375
this is Danny,
the best person in Wellington-on-Sea.
1430
01:18:12.167 --> 01:18:13.958
That's your cue. Go for it.
1431
01:18:14.625 --> 01:18:15.833
Uh...
1432
01:18:16.625 --> 01:18:17.583
Um...
1433
01:18:18.792 --> 01:18:21.167
Sam, I was wondering,
1434
01:18:21.167 --> 01:18:23.417
maybe we could get together
for some...
1435
01:18:23.417 --> 01:18:25.917
f-for some wine gums sometime?
1436
01:18:25.917 --> 01:18:28.208
Um... Wrong twin, chickpea.
1437
01:18:28.708 --> 01:18:32.167
Over here. But yes, that'd be great.
1438
01:18:41.958 --> 01:18:45.000
And that was That Christmas.
1439
01:18:45.000 --> 01:18:48.917
One that will live long
in the memory down Wellington way
1440
01:18:48.917 --> 01:18:53.083
and prove that the best Christmases
aren't really about presents
1441
01:18:53.083 --> 01:18:56.042
and that splendid fellow called Santa.
1442
01:18:56.042 --> 01:18:59.958
They're about being with the people
you love. In the place you love.
1443
01:18:59.958 --> 01:19:02.375
And a time for local heroes.
1444
01:19:02.375 --> 01:19:05.875
Like the one whose caring soul
gave my friend Bill
1445
01:19:06.458 --> 01:19:08.708
one last Christmas with his Mum.
1446
01:19:13.167 --> 01:19:15.542
But one more wrinkle remained.
1447
01:19:15.542 --> 01:19:19.042
The traditional crazy Boxing Day sea swim.
1448
01:19:19.042 --> 01:19:24.125
This year, for the very first time,
obviously, no one was going to show up.
1449
01:19:24.125 --> 01:19:29.083
Well, except for one fearless,
skinny old sea dog, of course.
1450
01:19:29.083 --> 01:19:32.792
Even if it meant doing it on his own,
he'd never miss it.
1451
01:19:33.708 --> 01:19:35.083
Come on, guys! Come on!
1452
01:19:35.083 --> 01:19:36.958
- Hi, Bill.
- Hello.
1453
01:19:38.833 --> 01:19:40.417
Happy Christmas, Bill.
1454
01:19:40.417 --> 01:19:41.958
Are you braving it?
1455
01:19:43.250 --> 01:19:44.750
Well, what do you know?
1456
01:19:44.750 --> 01:19:48.833
I thought Wellington-on-Sea
was just an ordinary town
1457
01:19:48.833 --> 01:19:51.125
I'd drop in on once a year.
1458
01:19:51.125 --> 01:19:53.083
But I was very wrong.
1459
01:19:53.083 --> 01:19:56.167
It turns out
it's a rather remarkable community.
1460
01:19:56.167 --> 01:20:00.500
Where the only gift
they ever really needed was each other.
1461
01:20:00.500 --> 01:20:02.958
Here you go, little monster.
No more escaping, Evie.
1462
01:20:02.958 --> 01:20:05.833
And a real community is for life.
1463
01:20:05.833 --> 01:20:08.000
Not just for Christmas.
1464
01:20:08.583 --> 01:20:09.625
I love it.
1465
01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:12.000
There you go, my love.
1466
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:13.583
Such a nice young man.
1467
01:20:21.458 --> 01:20:22.875
Come on, Danny. Let's do it.
1468
01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:25.333
Yeah!
1469
01:20:28.250 --> 01:20:30.250
- Oh, it's flipping cold.
1470
01:20:31.125 --> 01:20:32.458
Whoa!
1471
01:20:37.292 --> 01:20:39.542
Mission accomplished.
1472
01:20:42.500 --> 01:20:44.625
- It's amazing!
1473
01:20:48.958 --> 01:20:50.833
Come on, follow me.
1474
01:20:51.333 --> 01:20:52.917
Last one in is a loser.
1475
01:20:52.917 --> 01:20:54.708
- That'll be you then!
- Oof.
1476
01:20:54.708 --> 01:20:56.000
Kids, wait!
1477
01:20:56.000 --> 01:20:57.542
- I'm not so sure, to be honest.
1478
01:20:57.542 --> 01:20:59.167
- Come on, big chicken.
- Please... Ooh!
1479
01:21:00.833 --> 01:21:02.875
Mummy, hold this.
1480
01:21:03.375 --> 01:21:05.875
- Whoo!
- Happy hypothermia.
1481
01:21:09.625 --> 01:21:10.458
Oh!
1482
01:21:14.958 --> 01:21:19.208
Ms. Trapper,
thanks for looking out for my Danny.
1483
01:21:19.708 --> 01:21:21.125
Merry Christmas.
1484
01:21:21.792 --> 01:21:24.583
Yes. It has been, hasn't it?
1485
01:21:25.625 --> 01:21:29.000
And now I believe it's time for a swim.
1486
01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:30.792
Chocks away!
1487
01:21:30.792 --> 01:21:33.417
I think you're right.
Let's show them how it's done!
1488
01:21:35.667 --> 01:21:38.542
- Look at me, I'm Christmas-Eve!
1489
01:21:42.750 --> 01:21:45.583
Absolutely love a happy ending.
1490
01:21:50.958 --> 01:21:57.167
♪ Oh Christmas lights
Light up the street ♪
1491
01:21:57.667 --> 01:22:03.417
♪ Down where the sea and city meet ♪
1492
01:22:03.417 --> 01:22:09.417
♪ May all your troubles soon be gone ♪
1493
01:22:09.417 --> 01:22:15.250
♪ Oh, Christmas lights keep shining on ♪
1494
01:22:15.250 --> 01:22:21.208
♪ Those Christmas lights
Light up the street ♪
1495
01:22:21.208 --> 01:22:26.958
♪ Maybe they'll bring her back to me ♪
1496
01:22:26.958 --> 01:22:32.875
♪ And then all my troubles will be gone ♪
1497
01:22:32.875 --> 01:22:38.458
♪ Oh, Christmas lights keep shining on ♪
1498
01:22:50.917 --> 01:22:56.333
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1499
01:23:02.583 --> 01:23:09.125
♪ Oh, Christmas lights
Light up the street ♪
1500
01:23:09.125 --> 01:23:15.042
♪ Light up the fireworks in me ♪
1501
01:23:15.042 --> 01:23:20.250
♪ May all your troubles soon be gone ♪
1502
01:23:21.625 --> 01:23:27.417
♪ Those Christmas lights keep shining on ♪
1503
01:23:29.333 --> 01:23:31.500
Happy Christmas to all.
1504
01:23:31.500 --> 01:23:34.250
And to all a good night.
1505
01:23:34.958 --> 01:23:36.125
Wh-Who are you talking to?
1506
01:23:36.917 --> 01:23:39.208
- Are you talking to yourself again, Sants?