WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:27.295 --> 00:00:33.234 * * 4 00:00:52.986 --> 00:00:54.822 Master. 5 00:00:55.956 --> 00:00:57.125 Master. 6 00:01:13.541 --> 00:01:15.243 Master. Master! 7 00:01:16.410 --> 00:01:18.078 Master! Master! 8 00:01:19.813 --> 00:01:22.616 Master, we have located the Han stone. 9 00:01:24.718 --> 00:01:26.720 The final key has been located. 10 00:01:27.688 --> 00:01:29.757 It's finally within our grasp. 11 00:01:30.391 --> 00:01:32.360 Our grasp? 12 00:01:32.426 --> 00:01:35.929 Do you step above your station, slave? 13 00:01:38.532 --> 00:01:40.868 I meant your grasp. Yours! 14 00:01:40.934 --> 00:01:42.703 We will get the key for you. 15 00:01:42.770 --> 00:01:45.539 The key to my prison. 16 00:01:45.606 --> 00:01:48.041 You will snatch that power for yourself 17 00:01:48.108 --> 00:01:51.445 and turn me into a puppet. 18 00:01:55.115 --> 00:01:57.185 No, Master. I would never do-- 19 00:01:57.251 --> 00:01:58.819 Shh. 20 00:01:58.886 --> 00:02:02.356 Quiet your fearful, simple mind. 21 00:02:02.423 --> 00:02:04.024 No, slave. 22 00:02:04.091 --> 00:02:07.461 I will send my faithful spies 23 00:02:07.528 --> 00:02:11.265 to enter their world and acquire 24 00:02:11.332 --> 00:02:13.167 the Han stone for me. 25 00:02:13.234 --> 00:02:14.335 Bwak! 26 00:02:14.402 --> 00:02:17.538 Who else knows of the final key 27 00:02:17.605 --> 00:02:19.540 and its location? 28 00:02:19.607 --> 00:02:22.843 No one, Master, just as you ordered. 29 00:02:22.910 --> 00:02:25.213 Good, good. 30 00:02:25.279 --> 00:02:28.316 Then you are to be rewarded. 31 00:02:30.851 --> 00:02:35.189 Rewarded with... 32 00:02:35.256 --> 00:02:37.425 fire! 33 00:02:38.926 --> 00:02:40.928 Aah! Aah! 34 00:02:47.134 --> 00:02:52.706 * * 35 00:03:06.754 --> 00:03:11.859 * * 36 00:03:11.925 --> 00:03:14.395 There's a party going on. Look at that chick. 37 00:03:14.462 --> 00:03:16.597 -Whoo-whoo! -Focus. 38 00:03:16.664 --> 00:03:18.699 -He said to meet him here. -Yeah. 39 00:03:44.157 --> 00:03:45.759 Outta my path, peasant! 40 00:03:46.827 --> 00:03:49.363 You hear the rat. Move it! 41 00:03:51.932 --> 00:03:54.134 Hey ya, little friend. Hi. 42 00:03:54.201 --> 00:03:56.036 Hey, I know your father. 43 00:04:00.841 --> 00:04:02.943 Where did you get that hat? 44 00:04:03.010 --> 00:04:05.513 Oh. Off that human. You like it? 45 00:04:05.579 --> 00:04:06.980 You look ridiculous. 46 00:04:07.047 --> 00:04:09.016 -Well, you look ridiculous. -You look ridiculous. 47 00:04:09.082 --> 00:04:10.918 -No, you do. -We're undercover. 48 00:04:10.984 --> 00:04:13.220 I'm undercover. You look like-- 49 00:04:16.089 --> 00:04:19.293 -Rey Cazadores! -The Bull! 50 00:04:19.360 --> 00:04:22.530 Bienvenidos, my old friends. 51 00:04:22.596 --> 00:04:26.334 How long has it been? Decades? Centuries? 52 00:04:26.400 --> 00:04:28.035 Una millennia? 53 00:04:28.101 --> 00:04:31.872 All those years hunting for that treasure. 54 00:04:31.939 --> 00:04:35.609 And now, the prize is so close, you can almost... 55 00:04:35.676 --> 00:04:38.111 taste it. 56 00:04:44.752 --> 00:04:46.487 Pollo? 57 00:04:46.554 --> 00:04:48.722 Loco? Ha ha ha ha! 58 00:04:48.789 --> 00:04:50.391 Payment. 59 00:04:50.458 --> 00:04:52.292 As agreed upon. 60 00:04:56.564 --> 00:04:58.098 Torito. 61 00:05:05.573 --> 00:05:06.874 Un momento. 62 00:05:06.940 --> 00:05:09.410 She caused me a lot of trouble, amigos. 63 00:05:09.477 --> 00:05:12.380 I lost a lotta men getting her. 64 00:05:12.446 --> 00:05:14.382 And... 65 00:05:14.448 --> 00:05:18.018 And I think you should be a little bit more... 66 00:05:18.085 --> 00:05:19.219 grateful. 67 00:05:19.286 --> 00:05:23.223 Grateful? You dare renege on the agreement? 68 00:05:23.290 --> 00:05:25.859 You barter with your life, fool? 69 00:05:25.926 --> 00:05:28.729 You threaten me in my own house? 70 00:05:28.796 --> 00:05:31.399 -Hank! Hank! -Frank! Frank! 71 00:05:34.835 --> 00:05:37.905 You think the master will be grateful with your betrayal? 72 00:05:37.971 --> 00:05:41.241 She'll reach across worlds to cause you pain. 73 00:05:41.308 --> 00:05:42.676 Or... 74 00:05:43.811 --> 00:05:46.213 Do you wanna tell her yourself? 75 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:48.281 I was just joking! I'm a payaso! 76 00:05:48.348 --> 00:05:51.051 I'm just kidding! Now, please take it. 77 00:05:54.354 --> 00:05:56.924 Tengan cuidado. Careful at the border, eh? 78 00:05:56.990 --> 00:05:59.226 That thing is a diabla for sure. 79 00:05:59.292 --> 00:06:01.128 And she has her moods. 80 00:06:01.194 --> 00:06:03.497 If she likes you, la vida es buena. 81 00:06:03.564 --> 00:06:06.667 Everything's fine. But if she doesn't like you, 82 00:06:06.734 --> 00:06:08.736 Pollo y Rata, 83 00:06:08.802 --> 00:06:12.873 things will get real bad. 84 00:06:15.976 --> 00:06:17.845 -We got this. -We got this. 85 00:06:21.014 --> 00:06:24.485 She's a diablo for sure. 86 00:06:31.158 --> 00:06:36.597 * * 87 00:06:46.574 --> 00:06:49.076 Uh-oh. Oh... 88 00:06:51.712 --> 00:06:53.947 -Oh, greetings, Master. -Oh! 89 00:06:54.014 --> 00:06:57.117 Uh, don't worry. I've procured your treasure. 90 00:06:58.118 --> 00:06:59.853 -So that's good. -Very procured. 91 00:06:59.920 --> 00:07:02.656 I assure you that our arrival is imminent. 92 00:07:02.723 --> 00:07:03.991 Very imminent. 93 00:07:04.057 --> 00:07:06.059 -That's the path, fool! -I'm on it. 94 00:07:07.661 --> 00:07:10.363 92.7 The Globe coming at you 95 00:07:10.430 --> 00:07:12.700 from beautiful downtown Globe, Arizona 96 00:07:12.766 --> 00:07:14.702 with me, Cactus Jack, 97 00:07:14.768 --> 00:07:17.337 and my cohort in crazy, the Trout! 98 00:07:17.404 --> 00:07:20.574 Morning, Cactus. Boy, oh boy, I am super excited 99 00:07:20.641 --> 00:07:22.375 for the big homecoming football game. 100 00:07:22.442 --> 00:07:25.078 -Go, Tigers! -Yeah. Right after 101 00:07:25.145 --> 00:07:27.615 the Tigers' game is the social event of the year, 102 00:07:27.681 --> 00:07:29.750 Globe Highschool's Under the Sea Dance. 103 00:07:29.817 --> 00:07:32.820 -But where can I get a tux? -Well, good news! 104 00:07:32.886 --> 00:07:34.688 The Copper Hen is running a special 105 00:07:34.755 --> 00:07:36.990 on top-shelf suits at rock-bottom prices. 106 00:07:37.057 --> 00:07:39.527 Just tell Miss Molly that Cactus Jack sent ya 107 00:07:39.593 --> 00:07:41.662 for 15% off. 108 00:07:41.729 --> 00:07:44.431 Now, when the needle drops, it'll be 7:30 a.m., 109 00:07:44.498 --> 00:07:47.735 so rise and shine Globers, and don't forget your sunscreen 110 00:07:47.801 --> 00:07:50.971 'cause * It's hot outside * 111 00:07:54.107 --> 00:07:59.412 * * 112 00:07:59.479 --> 00:08:01.148 Morning, Dad. 113 00:08:08.689 --> 00:08:10.423 -There ya go. -Ah. 114 00:08:14.628 --> 00:08:16.597 WTLZ, Globe, Arizona. 115 00:08:16.664 --> 00:08:18.498 Perfect again, my dear Donna. 116 00:08:18.566 --> 00:08:21.401 I don't know how you drink that stinky sludge. 117 00:08:21.468 --> 00:08:23.303 It's good for my tender vittles. 118 00:08:23.370 --> 00:08:25.906 It keeps my old chi... 119 00:08:25.973 --> 00:08:26.974 flowing. 120 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:29.076 You're a brave man, Chuck Lee. 121 00:08:29.142 --> 00:08:31.244 Everybody likes happy. 122 00:08:31.311 --> 00:08:33.614 Nobody likes pain. 123 00:08:33.681 --> 00:08:37.718 But you cannot have a rainbow without a little rain. 124 00:08:37.785 --> 00:08:39.587 Ancient Chinese saying? 125 00:08:39.653 --> 00:08:42.255 No. Dolly Parton. 126 00:08:42.322 --> 00:08:43.891 Is that the eggs or the tea? 127 00:08:43.957 --> 00:08:45.392 Depends. What does it smell like? 128 00:08:45.458 --> 00:08:47.094 Dead skunk in a sewer pipe. 129 00:08:47.160 --> 00:08:49.563 That would be your grandfather's tea. 130 00:08:49.630 --> 00:08:52.265 Patsy, I used to drink this when I was your age, 131 00:08:52.332 --> 00:08:53.934 and look at me now! 132 00:08:54.001 --> 00:08:56.369 You should at least try it. 133 00:08:56.436 --> 00:08:57.938 Yeah. I don't need to try rat poison 134 00:08:58.005 --> 00:08:59.472 to know I wouldn't like it. 135 00:08:59.539 --> 00:09:01.541 -You're staying for breakfast? -Sorry, Mom. 136 00:09:01.609 --> 00:09:04.612 As much as I prefer E. coli over algebra, I'm already late. 137 00:09:04.678 --> 00:09:06.780 Well, I bet your grandfather could use your help 138 00:09:06.847 --> 00:09:08.515 at the store after school. 139 00:09:08.582 --> 00:09:11.218 I'm too busy, Mom. You know I have to ace my interview 140 00:09:11.284 --> 00:09:13.654 if I want that scholarship and get out of this place. 141 00:09:13.721 --> 00:09:16.256 Honey, Globe is not that bad. 142 00:09:16.323 --> 00:09:18.491 -Come on. -You don't see the cruel irony 143 00:09:18.558 --> 00:09:20.661 of being stuck in a town called Globe? 144 00:09:20.728 --> 00:09:23.263 Still, it wouldn't kill you to help your grandfather. 145 00:09:23.330 --> 00:09:27.067 Actually, the curio shop isn't all that busy. 146 00:09:27.134 --> 00:09:29.036 I don't need your help. 147 00:09:29.102 --> 00:09:30.537 See? 148 00:09:30.604 --> 00:09:34.174 Besides, he has Maddy, so there's no need for me. 149 00:09:34.241 --> 00:09:35.575 Patsy, sweetheart-- 150 00:09:48.822 --> 00:09:51.992 You've spoiled her. You're much too permissive! 151 00:09:52.059 --> 00:09:53.661 Not like my son! 152 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:03.236 That was fun. 153 00:10:06.874 --> 00:10:08.942 I miss you, Charlie. 154 00:10:09.777 --> 00:10:11.611 We all do. 155 00:10:26.493 --> 00:10:29.396 -What was that? -What was what? 156 00:10:29.462 --> 00:10:33.200 Nothing, Pop. Actually, I better get going. 157 00:10:33.266 --> 00:10:35.068 -Hopper. -Yes, sir? 158 00:10:35.135 --> 00:10:38.071 Don't forget to walk Maddy to Chuck's today after school. 159 00:10:38.138 --> 00:10:39.873 Seriously? It's her part-time job. 160 00:10:39.940 --> 00:10:42.342 -Why do I gotta take her there? -'Cause she's your little sister 161 00:10:42.409 --> 00:10:44.244 and you love her. 162 00:10:44.311 --> 00:10:46.479 Got it, Pop. Love you. 163 00:10:47.781 --> 00:10:49.216 CHEERLEADER: T-I-G 164 00:10:49.282 --> 00:10:51.051 E-R-S! 165 00:10:51.118 --> 00:10:53.386 We are...we are... 166 00:10:53.453 --> 00:10:55.723 T-I-G-E-R-S! 167 00:10:55.789 --> 00:10:58.158 -We are... -Do a couple more, Maddy. 168 00:11:01.261 --> 00:11:03.731 All right, Maddy, I need more drive from the back foot, 169 00:11:03.797 --> 00:11:05.933 all right? Let's do it again. Get some reps in. 170 00:11:05.999 --> 00:11:07.167 Got it, Coach. 171 00:11:07.234 --> 00:11:10.738 Kid's got a canon. Right. Goin' to State! 172 00:11:16.076 --> 00:11:17.610 Go, Tigers! 173 00:11:28.288 --> 00:11:29.723 Sorry, Coach. 174 00:11:29.790 --> 00:11:32.292 Work on that aim. 175 00:11:35.729 --> 00:11:37.898 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey, thanks for coming. 176 00:11:47.707 --> 00:11:49.276 Yeah, right on, brother! 177 00:11:49.342 --> 00:11:51.278 Just gimme the darn food. 178 00:11:51.344 --> 00:11:54.381 -I'll put it on your bill. -Shut up! 179 00:11:56.549 --> 00:11:58.485 Once again, I have to liberate us 180 00:11:58.551 --> 00:12:00.821 from your pathetic incompetence. 181 00:12:03.556 --> 00:12:05.158 Oh. 182 00:12:09.462 --> 00:12:10.764 Ha. 183 00:12:13.433 --> 00:12:16.603 Stay still. Stay still! 184 00:12:59.612 --> 00:13:03.783 * * 185 00:13:21.468 --> 00:13:24.071 Wonderful. Just wonderful. 186 00:13:24.137 --> 00:13:26.907 Thank you, Miss Lorraine. Ha ha. 187 00:13:26.974 --> 00:13:30.610 Uh, you know, it is legend that this mask belonged to 188 00:13:30.677 --> 00:13:31.912 Emperor Zhang. 189 00:13:31.979 --> 00:13:33.947 I'll take it. How much? 190 00:13:34.014 --> 00:13:36.516 -It's not for sale. -Oh. Okay. 191 00:13:38.151 --> 00:13:39.786 That's nice. 192 00:13:39.853 --> 00:13:42.856 Yes. That's a lovely piece, isn't it? 193 00:13:42.923 --> 00:13:44.324 -Mm. -It is legend 194 00:13:44.391 --> 00:13:47.961 that the great kung fu master IP Man wore this. 195 00:13:48.028 --> 00:13:49.296 Oh. 196 00:13:49.362 --> 00:13:53.500 Now, if you... you were to wear this, 197 00:13:53.566 --> 00:13:55.969 you would gain feather touch. 198 00:13:56.036 --> 00:13:58.338 Ooh! 199 00:13:58.405 --> 00:14:00.407 That's lovely. 200 00:14:00.473 --> 00:14:02.709 -I'll take it. -It's not for sale. 201 00:14:02.775 --> 00:14:05.412 All right. 202 00:14:05.478 --> 00:14:06.914 Oh. 203 00:14:06.980 --> 00:14:09.616 What's this? 204 00:14:09.682 --> 00:14:11.751 Oh, this is nice. 205 00:14:13.253 --> 00:14:14.287 Oh-- 206 00:14:15.422 --> 00:14:16.589 I'm so sorry! 207 00:14:16.656 --> 00:14:20.994 Ha. Perhaps we better put it in a safer place. 208 00:14:22.529 --> 00:14:24.797 Here's an item. 209 00:14:24.864 --> 00:14:28.501 Legend has it that Marco Polo carried one of these 210 00:14:28.568 --> 00:14:30.737 on his Silk Road journey. 211 00:14:30.803 --> 00:14:33.440 It is made by the Sil Lum Monks. 212 00:14:33.506 --> 00:14:35.175 I'll take it. 213 00:14:35.242 --> 00:14:36.476 Wonderful. 214 00:14:36.543 --> 00:14:40.147 Why don't I wrap it up in some special paper 215 00:14:40.213 --> 00:14:42.182 and deliver it myself, Miss, uh... 216 00:14:42.249 --> 00:14:45.352 Just Lorraine is fine. It's friendlier. 217 00:14:46.319 --> 00:14:48.055 I'll be waiting. 218 00:14:52.092 --> 00:14:54.327 Bye, Chuck. 219 00:14:55.328 --> 00:14:57.430 Didn't you get that from a garage sale last week? 220 00:14:57.497 --> 00:14:59.166 It's still Chinese. 221 00:14:59.232 --> 00:15:01.734 Also, uh, I have to work a double shift tonight, 222 00:15:01.801 --> 00:15:04.104 so I was hoping you could look after Patsy for me. 223 00:15:04.171 --> 00:15:06.173 Oh, she's too busy with video games 224 00:15:06.239 --> 00:15:08.508 to talk to dear old Grandpa. 225 00:15:08.575 --> 00:15:10.077 What's wrong with the two of you? 226 00:15:10.143 --> 00:15:11.945 You're either at each other's throats or not even talking. 227 00:15:12.012 --> 00:15:14.181 She's just too hard-headed. 228 00:15:14.247 --> 00:15:16.249 Oh, she's hard-headed. 229 00:15:16.316 --> 00:15:18.585 She's trying to figure out who she is, Chuck. 230 00:15:18.651 --> 00:15:20.853 -Who she wants to be. -She can find out 231 00:15:20.920 --> 00:15:23.590 who she wants to be by working here in the store with me 232 00:15:23.656 --> 00:15:26.626 just like I did with my father and Charles, 233 00:15:26.693 --> 00:15:30.964 my...son did when he was still alive. 234 00:15:36.136 --> 00:15:39.372 All right, I'll...look after the willful child. 235 00:15:39.439 --> 00:15:40.807 Thank you. 236 00:15:44.611 --> 00:15:47.114 Does that say leopard water? 237 00:15:47.180 --> 00:15:49.316 Yes. Chinese leopard water. 238 00:15:49.382 --> 00:15:51.751 You know, the old people use it to get rid of dandruff. 239 00:15:51.818 --> 00:15:53.520 How do leopards make water? 240 00:15:53.586 --> 00:15:56.089 We all...make water. 241 00:15:57.024 --> 00:15:59.592 That's a bottle of cat pee. 242 00:15:59.659 --> 00:16:01.428 Chinese leopard cat pee. 243 00:16:01.494 --> 00:16:04.264 You know, old people do funny things. 244 00:16:08.501 --> 00:16:11.804 Special delivery for Miss Lorraine. 245 00:16:11.871 --> 00:16:14.207 It's friendlier. 246 00:16:20.247 --> 00:16:21.881 Hello there. 247 00:16:21.948 --> 00:16:24.084 Welcome to the Green Eyed Goddess 248 00:16:24.151 --> 00:16:25.518 -where Lee... -And son... 249 00:16:25.585 --> 00:16:28.821 CHUCK:...have been bringing you the mysteries of Asia 250 00:16:28.888 --> 00:16:30.457 for generations. 251 00:16:30.523 --> 00:16:31.958 Leave a message at the beep. 252 00:16:32.025 --> 00:16:33.926 We'll get back to you as soon as we can. 253 00:16:33.993 --> 00:16:36.029 Is that it, son? Are we done? 254 00:16:36.096 --> 00:16:37.897 Yep. Nice job, Dad. 255 00:16:37.964 --> 00:16:39.366 Great! 256 00:16:47.274 --> 00:16:53.246 * * 257 00:16:55.282 --> 00:16:56.749 Patsy. 258 00:16:56.816 --> 00:16:57.850 Hey. 259 00:16:59.152 --> 00:17:01.821 -You coming? -I wish. I've gotta study. 260 00:17:01.888 --> 00:17:03.556 You know me. 261 00:17:03.623 --> 00:17:05.692 Oh. Could I ask you a question? 262 00:17:05.758 --> 00:17:06.959 What's up? 263 00:17:07.026 --> 00:17:08.795 I was wondering if you could figure out 264 00:17:08.861 --> 00:17:10.297 who did this to me. 265 00:17:10.363 --> 00:17:11.564 Wow. 266 00:17:11.631 --> 00:17:14.000 U stink. Idiot. 267 00:17:14.067 --> 00:17:16.603 Eat dirt. Loser. Weak link? 268 00:17:16.669 --> 00:17:18.238 -What? -Yeah. 269 00:17:18.305 --> 00:17:21.708 So I just thought that you could use your smarts 270 00:17:21.774 --> 00:17:23.310 to Sherlock it out or whatever. 271 00:17:23.376 --> 00:17:24.977 Scarlett Farkus did this. 272 00:17:25.044 --> 00:17:26.579 -What? -Mm-hmm. 273 00:17:26.646 --> 00:17:28.648 But she's always so nice to me. 274 00:17:28.715 --> 00:17:30.150 To your face. 275 00:17:30.217 --> 00:17:32.252 Behind your back, she's vicious. 276 00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:34.587 She sits in my math class and always dots her "I"s 277 00:17:34.654 --> 00:17:36.989 with those little hearts. see? 278 00:17:38.158 --> 00:17:40.327 Plus, you just beat her shot put record. 279 00:17:40.393 --> 00:17:42.262 She's jealous. 280 00:17:42.329 --> 00:17:44.931 -You're right. -Hey! 281 00:17:44.997 --> 00:17:46.666 Hey, Patsy, Maddy. 282 00:17:46.733 --> 00:17:49.169 You guys going to the dance? 283 00:17:53.240 --> 00:17:55.508 I am going to straight up 284 00:17:55.575 --> 00:17:58.178 -murdalize you, rodent! -Actually, it's not a rodent. 285 00:17:58.245 --> 00:18:00.513 It's Squirrel, because my last name's Squanowksi. 286 00:18:00.580 --> 00:18:02.149 But squirrels are rodents. 287 00:18:02.215 --> 00:18:04.351 -I'm-- -Too late, rodent. 288 00:18:05.385 --> 00:18:07.086 She said she's sorry, Farkus. 289 00:18:07.154 --> 00:18:10.022 Please just accept her apology and leave her alone, okay? 290 00:18:10.089 --> 00:18:12.058 And why would I do that, Patsy Cakes? 291 00:18:12.125 --> 00:18:13.693 Because... 292 00:18:13.760 --> 00:18:15.795 everyone knows you could beat up Squirrel 293 00:18:15.862 --> 00:18:17.797 with one arm tied behind your back. 294 00:18:17.864 --> 00:18:19.666 -Well, you got that right. -She's so little, 295 00:18:19.732 --> 00:18:22.169 you could pound her into the ground with one punch. 296 00:18:22.235 --> 00:18:23.270 Mm-hmm. 297 00:18:23.336 --> 00:18:26.139 So please don't hit Squirrel. 298 00:18:26.206 --> 00:18:27.974 Hit me instead. 299 00:18:28.040 --> 00:18:29.041 What? 300 00:18:29.108 --> 00:18:30.677 Just hit me. 301 00:18:32.412 --> 00:18:36.683 What did you do now? Oh, it's all blinking! 302 00:18:36.749 --> 00:18:39.118 You think I won't smack you? Is that what you think? 303 00:18:39.186 --> 00:18:41.321 Oh! Quit your shenanigans! 304 00:18:41.388 --> 00:18:43.390 It's not me. It's your junker. 305 00:18:43.456 --> 00:18:45.692 -It's a classic. -It's a classic junker. 306 00:18:45.758 --> 00:18:47.594 Oh, the metal beast must thirst! 307 00:18:47.660 --> 00:18:50.563 -You think I won't mess you up? -What I think-- 308 00:18:50.630 --> 00:18:53.300 You think that I'm gonna let you give me orders? 309 00:18:57.470 --> 00:19:00.273 What I think, Farkus, is that you're gonna tell everyone 310 00:19:00.340 --> 00:19:02.342 you're letting me off with a warning, 311 00:19:02.409 --> 00:19:04.544 or we both know you'll be going to military school. 312 00:19:04.611 --> 00:19:05.845 What? H-how could you-- 313 00:19:05.912 --> 00:19:07.680 You've got, what, seven pink demerit slips 314 00:19:07.747 --> 00:19:09.216 sticking out of your backpack? 315 00:19:09.282 --> 00:19:11.984 That's an automatic expulsion. I'm guessing your parents 316 00:19:12.051 --> 00:19:14.287 don't know you've been counterfeiting those signatures. 317 00:19:14.354 --> 00:19:17.257 Then the only option left for you is military school 318 00:19:17.324 --> 00:19:19.726 where your sister will beat you up every day. 319 00:19:19.792 --> 00:19:22.995 So we both know you don't have time to waste with me. Deal? 320 00:19:24.764 --> 00:19:25.832 Deal. 321 00:19:25.898 --> 00:19:27.467 For now. 322 00:19:28.835 --> 00:19:30.970 I'm gonna let her off with a warning. 323 00:19:31.037 --> 00:19:32.539 This time. 324 00:19:32.605 --> 00:19:34.207 Let's go. 325 00:19:34.274 --> 00:19:35.642 You okay, Squirrel? 326 00:19:35.708 --> 00:19:37.677 Yeah. Thanks. 327 00:19:37.744 --> 00:19:40.847 -Are you okay, Patsy? -Hey, Maddy, come on. 328 00:19:40.913 --> 00:19:43.082 Dad says I gotta walk you to your stupid job. 329 00:19:43.149 --> 00:19:45.285 What would I do without my big brother? 330 00:19:45.352 --> 00:19:47.887 Your knight in shining armor. Perfect timing. 331 00:19:47.954 --> 00:19:51.291 Whatever, nerd. Come on, Mads, grab your bike. Let's go. 332 00:19:51.358 --> 00:19:52.559 -Ow! -Hey! 333 00:19:52.625 --> 00:19:54.594 Watch where you're going, you adolescent worm. 334 00:19:54.661 --> 00:19:56.028 Worm? Where? 335 00:19:56.095 --> 00:19:57.397 Relax, man. You ran into me. 336 00:19:57.464 --> 00:19:59.899 Listen to me, meat sack, I pick turds outta my teeth 337 00:19:59.966 --> 00:20:01.268 bigger than you. 338 00:20:01.334 --> 00:20:04.103 -Relax, man. -Oh, oh, oh, retreat, retreat! 339 00:20:04.170 --> 00:20:07.106 -The castle guard approaches! -Oh, my apologies. Our mistake. 340 00:20:07.173 --> 00:20:09.208 -Beautiful boy. Wonderful boy. -Wonderful. 341 00:20:09.276 --> 00:20:10.377 -Toodles! -Oof! 342 00:20:13.813 --> 00:20:15.448 What a freak. 343 00:20:15.515 --> 00:20:17.484 Did he say he eats turds? 344 00:20:17.550 --> 00:20:19.419 Right? 345 00:20:19.486 --> 00:20:21.721 -What is that? -Later, nerd. 346 00:20:24.524 --> 00:20:26.826 Come on, Pats. Ice cream at Connie's. 347 00:20:26.893 --> 00:20:28.160 My treat. 348 00:20:37.169 --> 00:20:38.471 Bye, girls. 349 00:20:38.538 --> 00:20:40.072 -Bye, Connie. -Bye, Connie. 350 00:20:40.139 --> 00:20:41.608 Thanks. 351 00:20:41.674 --> 00:20:45.244 Yeah. Least I can do after you going all Batman on Farkus. 352 00:20:45.312 --> 00:20:47.614 Not that I could have handled her myself. 353 00:20:49.782 --> 00:20:52.385 -No way. -Totally no way. 354 00:20:53.252 --> 00:20:56.155 So...how'd you do that? 355 00:20:56.222 --> 00:20:58.157 Weren't you scared? 356 00:20:58.224 --> 00:20:59.859 Yeah. She's a scary person. 357 00:20:59.926 --> 00:21:01.027 Then how? 358 00:21:02.061 --> 00:21:03.363 I don't know. 359 00:21:03.430 --> 00:21:05.097 Guess I'm just tired of being afraid. 360 00:21:06.466 --> 00:21:08.868 Nothing's gonna change unless I change it, right? 361 00:21:08.935 --> 00:21:11.037 Sounds like something your dad would say. 362 00:21:14.607 --> 00:21:16.376 Yeah. It does. 363 00:21:16.443 --> 00:21:18.711 Is that why you're doing all this crazy studying 364 00:21:18.778 --> 00:21:20.747 and college stuff? 365 00:21:20.813 --> 00:21:22.882 I just wanna make him proud. 366 00:21:22.949 --> 00:21:25.685 Well, I'll come visit you at your fancy college. 367 00:21:25.752 --> 00:21:27.954 You can crash my dorm anytime. 368 00:21:28.755 --> 00:21:31.324 I don't care who he's taking to the dance. 369 00:21:31.391 --> 00:21:33.025 You know you like him. 370 00:21:33.092 --> 00:21:34.527 -Hey, girls. -I don't. 371 00:21:34.594 --> 00:21:35.995 -Hi, Ms. Lee. -You are just in time. 372 00:21:36.062 --> 00:21:39.198 I'm headed off to a night shift, but Grandpa will be babysitting. 373 00:21:39.265 --> 00:21:41.501 Babysitting? I can take care of myself. 374 00:21:41.568 --> 00:21:44.136 And I worry. So humor your poor mother. 375 00:21:46.072 --> 00:21:47.474 Patsy, college mail. 376 00:21:47.540 --> 00:21:49.476 Holy cats! 377 00:21:52.311 --> 00:21:53.780 I can't. I'm too nervous. 378 00:21:53.846 --> 00:21:55.448 Uh, me too. 379 00:21:55.515 --> 00:21:58.351 I'll do it. Yep. 380 00:22:03.923 --> 00:22:06.526 "Dear Patsy Lee, 381 00:22:06.593 --> 00:22:08.395 "I am very sorry to inform you 382 00:22:08.461 --> 00:22:10.463 "that we are unable to offer you admission 383 00:22:10.530 --> 00:22:12.298 "to Stanford University. 384 00:22:12.365 --> 00:22:14.100 "Please know that this decision 385 00:22:14.166 --> 00:22:16.302 "in no way diminishes your application. 386 00:22:17.336 --> 00:22:19.939 We were very impressed by your talents, and--" 387 00:22:20.006 --> 00:22:21.808 Honey, there are plenty of other schools-- 388 00:22:21.874 --> 00:22:23.576 Mom. 389 00:22:23.643 --> 00:22:25.545 It's whatever. 390 00:22:30.583 --> 00:22:32.585 I feel like the worst mom ever, 391 00:22:32.652 --> 00:22:34.587 -but I have got to get to work. -Don't worry, Ms. Lee. 392 00:22:34.654 --> 00:22:36.255 I'll take care of her. 393 00:22:37.957 --> 00:22:40.593 You're a lifesaver, Squirrel. Thank you. 394 00:22:43.295 --> 00:22:45.432 I owe you a pizza party, okay? 395 00:22:53.172 --> 00:22:58.244 * * 396 00:23:11.491 --> 00:23:13.460 Hey, Pats. 397 00:23:13.526 --> 00:23:15.394 You okay? 398 00:23:15.462 --> 00:23:17.063 Yeah. I'm fine. 399 00:23:19.532 --> 00:23:22.301 Look. I should probably get back to studying. 400 00:23:22.368 --> 00:23:23.436 No. 401 00:23:24.604 --> 00:23:28.775 This is the perfect lighting, all dark and mysterious. 402 00:23:28.841 --> 00:23:32.178 The best set-up for checking out my brand-new video game. 403 00:23:33.045 --> 00:23:35.214 Straight-up bootlegged from the motherland. 404 00:23:36.983 --> 00:23:38.885 "The Last Starfighter!" 405 00:23:46.325 --> 00:23:49.095 Seriously? You saw that letter. 406 00:23:49.161 --> 00:23:52.131 If I don't raise my test scores, 407 00:23:52.198 --> 00:23:54.166 I'm stuck here forever. 408 00:23:54.233 --> 00:23:56.335 Well, that's a little dramatic. 409 00:23:57.403 --> 00:23:59.906 But, yes, you didn't get in. 410 00:24:02.709 --> 00:24:04.711 This time. 411 00:24:04.777 --> 00:24:07.947 That just means we have to work on those test scores. 412 00:24:09.448 --> 00:24:11.017 We? 413 00:24:11.083 --> 00:24:12.118 Yeah, we. 414 00:24:13.886 --> 00:24:16.489 But right now, we have to protect the frontier 415 00:24:16.556 --> 00:24:19.291 from Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. 416 00:24:21.427 --> 00:24:24.230 Does look like a pretty rocking good time. 417 00:24:24.296 --> 00:24:26.032 There she is. 418 00:24:29.602 --> 00:24:33.205 Okay. But only for half an hour, then it's back to the books. 419 00:24:33.272 --> 00:24:35.174 Sure, sure, whatever. 420 00:24:35.241 --> 00:24:37.677 Like the next 30 minutes is gonna change your life. 421 00:24:37.744 --> 00:24:39.812 Okay. 422 00:24:39.879 --> 00:24:43.049 Let me show you something called the death bloom, right? 423 00:24:43.115 --> 00:24:45.618 -Right. -So go like this. 424 00:24:45.685 --> 00:24:48.454 -Boom. -Did I just kill you? 425 00:24:49.455 --> 00:24:51.558 Well, that's all of it. She was thirsty. 426 00:24:51.624 --> 00:24:53.092 Satisfied? 427 00:24:53.159 --> 00:24:54.927 -Proceed. -Proceed. 428 00:24:54.994 --> 00:24:56.596 Oh. 429 00:24:56.663 --> 00:24:58.030 -Idiot. -What? 430 00:24:58.097 --> 00:25:00.867 -What have you done with it? -Done with what? 431 00:25:00.933 --> 00:25:02.602 The box, birdbrain. 432 00:25:02.669 --> 00:25:05.104 I didn't have the box. You had the box. 433 00:25:05.171 --> 00:25:07.607 Oh...the child. 434 00:25:07.674 --> 00:25:09.375 -What child? -The thieving child 435 00:25:09.441 --> 00:25:12.211 who jostled me-- he must have taken it! 436 00:25:12.278 --> 00:25:15.314 -The thieving child? -The thieving child. 437 00:25:15.381 --> 00:25:17.383 With the checkered shirt, the blue jeans, 438 00:25:17.449 --> 00:25:19.118 the floppy, sun-kissed hair. 439 00:25:19.185 --> 00:25:20.687 You got a great memory. 440 00:25:20.753 --> 00:25:22.521 That thieving child! 441 00:25:24.657 --> 00:25:26.025 -Oh! -Ohh! 442 00:25:27.627 --> 00:25:30.329 There's a little latch there. It's Italian. It's a classic. 443 00:25:30.396 --> 00:25:33.099 Come on...death blossom. Death blossom. 444 00:25:33.165 --> 00:25:35.201 -Uh-huh. Not so fast. -No, no, no, no. 445 00:25:35.267 --> 00:25:37.336 No, I got it, I got it, I got this, I got this one. 446 00:25:39.538 --> 00:25:41.140 Come on! 447 00:25:41.207 --> 00:25:44.310 Oh, I had Zando-Zan in my crosshairs. 448 00:25:44.376 --> 00:25:45.645 Sure. 449 00:25:45.712 --> 00:25:47.079 I-I did. 450 00:25:47.146 --> 00:25:49.081 -Hold on. -You know, it could be 451 00:25:49.148 --> 00:25:50.917 -one of the fuses in the house. -What is that? 452 00:25:50.983 --> 00:25:52.451 You know it's a pretty old house, right? 453 00:25:52.518 --> 00:25:54.587 You know, one time I actually looked at one with my dad, 454 00:25:54.654 --> 00:25:56.222 and it zapped me through my braces, 455 00:25:56.288 --> 00:25:58.124 and then all my hair stood up 456 00:25:58.190 --> 00:25:59.558 -and it was crazy. -Whoa! 457 00:26:04.096 --> 00:26:05.932 This is cool. 458 00:26:07.333 --> 00:26:09.268 I guess we open it. 459 00:26:15.041 --> 00:26:17.509 It looks like pirate stuff. 460 00:26:17.576 --> 00:26:19.111 In Globe? 461 00:26:19.178 --> 00:26:21.580 Tss. Desert pirates. 462 00:26:26.585 --> 00:26:28.821 This is super cool. 463 00:26:28.888 --> 00:26:30.923 Whoa. 464 00:26:32.625 --> 00:26:34.661 I think there's something inside. 465 00:26:34.727 --> 00:26:36.663 But it won't open. 466 00:26:36.729 --> 00:26:39.799 Check out those weird scribbles around the sides. 467 00:26:39.866 --> 00:26:41.634 A-are those letters? 468 00:26:43.369 --> 00:26:44.937 I don't think so. 469 00:26:46.939 --> 00:26:48.207 This looks like... 470 00:26:48.274 --> 00:26:49.842 a chop. 471 00:26:49.909 --> 00:26:51.477 A what? 472 00:26:51.543 --> 00:26:53.813 A chop. It's like a stamp people use 473 00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:55.982 instead of writing their signatures. 474 00:26:56.048 --> 00:26:59.518 They use them in China. My dad showed me. 475 00:26:59.585 --> 00:27:02.354 So...how do they work? 476 00:27:02.421 --> 00:27:04.556 Grab one of my mom's lipsticks from the bathroom. 477 00:27:04.623 --> 00:27:05.925 Okay. 478 00:27:09.528 --> 00:27:10.897 Okay. 479 00:27:10.963 --> 00:27:13.565 I got Witch's Wine, Raptor Red, 480 00:27:13.632 --> 00:27:15.634 -and, uh, Redrum. -Redrum. 481 00:27:17.904 --> 00:27:21.007 I think the stars are like a printing guide. 482 00:27:21.073 --> 00:27:23.175 -Mm-hmm. -There. Watch this. 483 00:27:27.546 --> 00:27:29.381 -Hmm? -Hmm. 484 00:27:29.448 --> 00:27:30.616 Okay. 485 00:27:32.151 --> 00:27:34.520 Now, we have to match the stars on each side 486 00:27:34.586 --> 00:27:37.724 every time we press down. 487 00:27:37.790 --> 00:27:38.858 -All right, this way. -Okay. 488 00:27:41.961 --> 00:27:44.163 Make sure that all four sides match up. 489 00:27:46.999 --> 00:27:48.801 It looks really familiar. 490 00:27:54.273 --> 00:27:56.675 Whoa. What is that? 491 00:27:56.743 --> 00:28:00.012 It's Chinese. Those are Chinese characters. 492 00:28:01.247 --> 00:28:03.549 It's a message. 493 00:28:03.615 --> 00:28:05.818 Secret message? 494 00:28:06.986 --> 00:28:09.388 -In Chinese? -Mm-hmm. 495 00:28:09.455 --> 00:28:11.623 Wow. 496 00:28:11.690 --> 00:28:14.693 If only we knew someone who could read Chinese. 497 00:28:20.032 --> 00:28:22.468 Please, I-I told you I don't have it. 498 00:28:22.534 --> 00:28:24.436 Give us the box, or learn how to fly! 499 00:28:24.503 --> 00:28:25.772 I swear, I don't have it! 500 00:28:28.007 --> 00:28:29.708 Oh, well, what about the others? 501 00:28:29.776 --> 00:28:32.078 Ha ha. The others. Yes, this one has a litter mate. 502 00:28:32.144 --> 00:28:33.612 -Who? -His sister. 503 00:28:33.679 --> 00:28:35.447 Oh, they share a nest. 504 00:28:36.648 --> 00:28:38.284 Leave my sister alone. 505 00:28:38.350 --> 00:28:40.286 Now, why would I do that, meat sack? 506 00:28:40.352 --> 00:28:42.254 Yeah, meat sack. 507 00:28:44.156 --> 00:28:46.625 Look, I'll help you get what you want. 508 00:28:46.692 --> 00:28:48.795 Just leave her alone. 509 00:28:48.861 --> 00:28:51.263 -Ooh! -We have an accord. 510 00:28:54.033 --> 00:28:56.936 Yes, Maddy, it has to be like this 511 00:28:57.003 --> 00:28:59.138 so it gives balance, 512 00:28:59.205 --> 00:29:01.774 a stronger feng shui. 513 00:29:01.841 --> 00:29:04.410 -Feng shui. -That's right. 514 00:29:04.476 --> 00:29:06.478 Guys, guys, guys, wait, wait, oh, oh, shoot. 515 00:29:06.545 --> 00:29:08.547 Come here. Uncle Chuck! Uncle Chuck! 516 00:29:08.614 --> 00:29:10.783 -Hey, guys. -Uncle Chuck, we found something 517 00:29:10.850 --> 00:29:12.518 -you need to see. -We found a message. 518 00:29:12.584 --> 00:29:14.620 -A secret message. -But it's in Chinese. 519 00:29:14.686 --> 00:29:18.490 Oh, well, if it's in Chinese, I'll keep it a secret 520 00:29:18.557 --> 00:29:21.293 like my stinking tea. 521 00:29:21.360 --> 00:29:23.996 Please, Grandpa? Come on. 522 00:29:24.063 --> 00:29:25.965 Fine, I'll try your herbs. 523 00:29:26.032 --> 00:29:27.733 Deal. 524 00:29:30.369 --> 00:29:32.004 Where did you get this? 525 00:29:32.071 --> 00:29:33.639 Off this box we found. 526 00:29:33.705 --> 00:29:35.707 What does it say? 527 00:29:35.774 --> 00:29:38.344 "Mirrors of shadow, 528 00:29:38.410 --> 00:29:41.313 "their guiding lights make lupine lords 529 00:29:41.380 --> 00:29:43.916 "their acolytes. 530 00:29:43.983 --> 00:29:46.685 "Two pale ladies adrift at sea. 531 00:29:46.752 --> 00:29:50.823 "Reflected beauty will be the key. 532 00:29:50.890 --> 00:29:53.826 "Unlock the past 533 00:29:53.893 --> 00:29:56.662 and set it free." 534 00:29:56.728 --> 00:29:58.530 So sounds like a riddle. 535 00:29:58.597 --> 00:30:00.566 Maybe that's how we open this box, 536 00:30:00.632 --> 00:30:02.234 but what does it mean? 537 00:30:02.301 --> 00:30:04.536 It's written in ancient Chinese, 538 00:30:04.603 --> 00:30:09.075 the original Oracle Bone script, 539 00:30:09.141 --> 00:30:12.344 used in the Shang Dynasty by the... 540 00:30:12.411 --> 00:30:14.180 royal priests. 541 00:30:15.114 --> 00:30:17.183 Cool! 542 00:30:17.249 --> 00:30:19.418 Let me see that box again. 543 00:30:21.387 --> 00:30:23.856 It looks so familiar. 544 00:30:23.923 --> 00:30:25.357 I better check. 545 00:30:26.258 --> 00:30:28.227 It's very important. 546 00:30:29.528 --> 00:30:30.796 Ancient? 547 00:30:30.863 --> 00:30:33.565 -Oracle script? -That's like 5,000 years old. 548 00:30:33.632 --> 00:30:35.267 be careful. 549 00:30:37.436 --> 00:30:39.538 Where is it? 550 00:30:39.605 --> 00:30:42.508 I know I saw it here somewhere. 551 00:30:52.751 --> 00:30:54.253 So...where'd you find it? 552 00:30:54.320 --> 00:30:57.456 -It's cool, right? -On the grass outside school. 553 00:30:57.523 --> 00:31:00.026 Right after that weird guy bumped into Hopper. 554 00:31:04.530 --> 00:31:06.765 Of course! 555 00:31:06.832 --> 00:31:09.435 After all these years! 556 00:31:09.501 --> 00:31:10.636 Oh! 557 00:31:12.471 --> 00:31:13.839 Green Eyed Goddess. 558 00:31:13.906 --> 00:31:16.075 -How can I help you? -Maddy, is Patsy there? 559 00:31:16.142 --> 00:31:17.977 Hopper? 560 00:31:18.044 --> 00:31:19.979 Yeah. She's right beside me. 561 00:31:20.046 --> 00:31:21.647 You'll never guess what we just found. 562 00:31:21.713 --> 00:31:23.282 We have your brother as captive. 563 00:31:23.349 --> 00:31:26.452 If you want him back alive, you'll return what you stole, 564 00:31:26.518 --> 00:31:28.187 -meat sacks. -Meat sacks? 565 00:31:28.254 --> 00:31:30.957 That sounds like the turd eater. 566 00:31:31.023 --> 00:31:32.658 Meet us at the cemetery at sundown 567 00:31:32.724 --> 00:31:35.761 by the Chinese mausoleum. 568 00:31:35.827 --> 00:31:37.496 Bring the box and tell no one. 569 00:31:37.563 --> 00:31:39.398 Come immediately or your brother will be 570 00:31:39.465 --> 00:31:41.700 but an ugly memory. 571 00:31:41.767 --> 00:31:43.369 Let's go! 572 00:31:50.409 --> 00:31:52.344 Girls! 573 00:31:54.981 --> 00:31:57.449 The legends are true! 574 00:32:02.621 --> 00:32:03.922 It's this way. 575 00:32:06.392 --> 00:32:07.593 Hurry! 576 00:32:13.199 --> 00:32:14.400 Hurry up, bird. 577 00:32:14.466 --> 00:32:16.735 Hey, you can't rush an art form. 578 00:32:16.802 --> 00:32:20.439 Smells like dog crap. 579 00:32:20.506 --> 00:32:22.041 It's over here! 580 00:32:24.243 --> 00:32:26.612 That's far enough! 581 00:32:26.678 --> 00:32:28.414 -We've got the box. -Just don't hurt my brother. 582 00:32:28.480 --> 00:32:30.482 I don't want the boy. I want the box. 583 00:32:30.549 --> 00:32:33.152 You promise you'll let him go if we give you this box? 584 00:32:34.320 --> 00:32:35.721 Okay, congrats. You got your box. 585 00:32:35.787 --> 00:32:38.057 Can we all stop knowing each other now? 586 00:32:38.124 --> 00:32:41.260 Enjoy your world while it lasts, meat sack. 587 00:32:42.928 --> 00:32:44.196 You're short. 588 00:32:44.263 --> 00:32:46.665 Oh, Captain Obvious. 589 00:32:47.733 --> 00:32:48.767 Hank! 590 00:32:51.303 --> 00:32:53.172 The master's gonna be so happy with us. 591 00:32:53.239 --> 00:32:54.573 Oh, mission accomplished. 592 00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:56.408 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 593 00:32:56.475 --> 00:32:58.910 -Let's just get outta here. -You're welcome? 594 00:33:00.412 --> 00:33:01.780 Should we call the cops or something? 595 00:33:01.847 --> 00:33:03.782 Yeah. Those guys need some jail time. 596 00:33:03.849 --> 00:33:07.553 Aaaaaah! 597 00:33:13.659 --> 00:33:14.926 * * 598 00:33:14.993 --> 00:33:17.363 -Hmm? -You know this guy? 599 00:33:17.429 --> 00:33:19.565 Waaah! 600 00:33:19.631 --> 00:33:22.000 Wah! 601 00:33:24.636 --> 00:33:25.837 Uncle Chuck? 602 00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:35.814 Heads up! 603 00:33:35.881 --> 00:33:36.815 Ha ha ha! 604 00:33:36.882 --> 00:33:37.883 Oh--ooh! 605 00:33:37.949 --> 00:33:39.551 Ooh! I got the box. 606 00:33:39.618 --> 00:33:40.752 Ooh, he's got the box. 607 00:33:40.819 --> 00:33:42.888 Oh, they've got the box! Frank, I need some help! 608 00:33:42.954 --> 00:33:45.257 Don't lose the box! 609 00:33:48.860 --> 00:33:50.162 Aah! 610 00:33:50.229 --> 00:33:51.330 Wha-- 611 00:33:52.364 --> 00:33:53.665 Aah! 612 00:33:56.702 --> 00:33:58.304 Aah! 613 00:34:04.510 --> 00:34:05.811 Ohh... 614 00:34:05.877 --> 00:34:07.946 cursed ugly whelps. 615 00:34:08.013 --> 00:34:11.049 -They got the box. -It went through the portal! 616 00:34:11.117 --> 00:34:12.451 Go, go! 617 00:34:12.518 --> 00:34:14.653 -Retreat! -Go! 618 00:34:14.720 --> 00:34:16.222 ...hours are over. 619 00:34:16.288 --> 00:34:18.324 Cemetery hours are over. 620 00:34:18.390 --> 00:34:19.958 Go home. 621 00:34:22.828 --> 00:34:24.796 Hopper? 622 00:34:24.863 --> 00:34:25.897 Guys? 623 00:34:27.533 --> 00:34:29.067 Where are y'all? 624 00:34:34.873 --> 00:34:36.842 What was that? 625 00:34:36.908 --> 00:34:38.244 I think my face hurts. 626 00:34:38.310 --> 00:34:40.746 Did we just fall through solid rock? 627 00:34:44.015 --> 00:34:46.752 -How can that happen? -The legends are true! 628 00:34:46.818 --> 00:34:50.055 There's gotta be like a fault line or a hidden passage. 629 00:34:50.122 --> 00:34:51.623 Or maybe a gas line ruptured 630 00:34:51.690 --> 00:34:53.159 and we could be having hallucinations. 631 00:34:53.225 --> 00:34:54.726 My head hurts. Does anyone else's head hurt? 632 00:34:54.793 --> 00:34:56.795 Gas lines are pure methane. 633 00:34:56.862 --> 00:34:58.997 Farts with the power to kill. 634 00:34:59.064 --> 00:35:01.800 Like what magicians use when they make their great escape. 635 00:35:01.867 --> 00:35:03.202 Why? 636 00:35:03.269 --> 00:35:06.037 Like Pandora's Box, this was supposed to be legend! 637 00:35:06.104 --> 00:35:07.706 I need some air. 638 00:35:07.773 --> 00:35:10.676 -There's air everywhere. -But don't you see? It's real! 639 00:35:10.742 --> 00:35:14.546 The ancient scrolls told how it was the savior 640 00:35:14.613 --> 00:35:16.615 or destruction of all mankind. 641 00:35:17.549 --> 00:35:19.218 What are you talking about? 642 00:35:21.553 --> 00:35:22.588 Guys? 643 00:35:24.055 --> 00:35:25.324 Hey, guys. 644 00:35:25.391 --> 00:35:27.693 I could not let this fall into the wrong hands. 645 00:35:27.759 --> 00:35:29.595 I had to fight those two goons! 646 00:35:29.661 --> 00:35:31.497 -Hey, you guys! -What? 647 00:35:31.563 --> 00:35:34.200 What could be so important that you have to interrupt? 648 00:35:43.209 --> 00:35:45.377 So what are we gonna do now? 649 00:35:45.444 --> 00:35:47.746 -Oh, my... -Yeah. 650 00:35:50.816 --> 00:35:56.522 * * 651 00:36:04.930 --> 00:36:06.532 What do I do? What do I do? 652 00:36:06.598 --> 00:36:08.834 The book! 653 00:36:08.900 --> 00:36:11.102 There's gotta be something here that can tell me what happened. 654 00:36:11.169 --> 00:36:13.239 How do I fix this? How do I save them? 655 00:36:13.305 --> 00:36:14.706 How do I save my brother? 656 00:36:15.741 --> 00:36:18.277 But I can't read Chinese! 657 00:36:18.344 --> 00:36:19.778 Wait. 658 00:36:22.514 --> 00:36:24.250 Okay. I can do this. 659 00:36:24.316 --> 00:36:26.685 I can do this. 660 00:36:27.886 --> 00:36:29.955 996, 661 00:36:30.021 --> 00:36:31.490 997, 662 00:36:31.557 --> 00:36:32.758 998-- 663 00:36:33.525 --> 00:36:34.660 -Do you mind? -Sorry. 664 00:36:34.726 --> 00:36:36.595 I'm just freaking out a little bit, okay? 665 00:36:36.662 --> 00:36:38.630 Well, can you freak out and not do that 666 00:36:38.697 --> 00:36:41.533 so I can figure out a way home? I need to think. 667 00:36:41.600 --> 00:36:43.569 Think? This isn't algebra, Patsy. 668 00:36:43.635 --> 00:36:45.103 It's not on your midterms. 669 00:36:45.170 --> 00:36:47.072 -This is...magic. -Yes! 670 00:36:47.138 --> 00:36:50.242 Ancient Chinese magic. 671 00:36:50.309 --> 00:36:53.612 I recognize this box. Ha ha. 672 00:36:53.679 --> 00:36:56.648 Legend tells it held a powerful weapon, 673 00:36:56.715 --> 00:36:57.983 a gift from Erlang Shen, 674 00:36:58.049 --> 00:37:01.887 nephew of the Jade Emperor himself. 675 00:37:04.222 --> 00:37:05.991 -Good? -Is anyone else hungry? 676 00:37:06.057 --> 00:37:08.126 Okay, so if we came through this thing, 677 00:37:08.193 --> 00:37:09.928 then we can go back through it, right? 678 00:37:09.995 --> 00:37:13.164 I mean, that makes sense. But how does it work? 679 00:37:13.231 --> 00:37:16.602 You realize we are here for a reason. 680 00:37:16.668 --> 00:37:19.671 Part of the flow of the chi of the universe. 681 00:37:19.738 --> 00:37:21.840 Hey, are those raspberries? 682 00:37:21.907 --> 00:37:23.575 I think those are raspberries! 683 00:37:23.642 --> 00:37:24.943 Raspberries? 684 00:37:25.010 --> 00:37:27.713 This isn't a farmer's market. Those could be poisonous 685 00:37:27.779 --> 00:37:29.615 or eat your head off-- you don't know! 686 00:37:31.583 --> 00:37:32.818 Oh! 687 00:37:35.554 --> 00:37:37.055 It's like magic. 688 00:37:37.122 --> 00:37:39.658 That's the problem. It's all magic. 689 00:37:39.725 --> 00:37:42.528 Yes. The legends are true! 690 00:37:42.594 --> 00:37:45.431 Be careful. We don't know what those are. 691 00:37:45.497 --> 00:37:47.966 Don't be silly. They're just butterflies. 692 00:37:48.033 --> 00:37:49.601 Not my butterflies. 693 00:37:51.069 --> 00:37:53.605 It's like a-it's like a Disney movie. 694 00:37:53.672 --> 00:37:55.140 I'm a princess! 695 00:37:55.206 --> 00:37:57.242 I don't think that's a good idea. 696 00:37:57.309 --> 00:37:59.511 Ha ha. It tickles. 697 00:38:02.247 --> 00:38:04.182 Not a princess. Not a princess! 698 00:38:04.249 --> 00:38:06.485 Not good. Not good at all. 699 00:38:06.552 --> 00:38:07.819 Guys, help! 700 00:38:07.886 --> 00:38:10.356 Stop! Guys, help! 701 00:38:10.422 --> 00:38:12.524 I'm not a Disney princess, not a Disney princess, 702 00:38:12.591 --> 00:38:14.259 not a Disney princes! 703 00:38:19.064 --> 00:38:24.503 * * 704 00:38:25.437 --> 00:38:28.139 Greetings, travelers. 705 00:38:31.977 --> 00:38:34.446 You should be more cautious 706 00:38:34.513 --> 00:38:36.548 around the quoon do. 707 00:38:36.615 --> 00:38:38.517 It's their courting season, 708 00:38:38.584 --> 00:38:41.019 and the males are ravenous. 709 00:38:41.086 --> 00:38:44.390 Allow me to introduce myself. 710 00:38:44.456 --> 00:38:47.826 I am a trader of goods by profession. 711 00:38:47.893 --> 00:38:49.428 My name is 712 00:38:53.899 --> 00:38:57.703 But my friends call me Joe. 713 00:38:58.604 --> 00:39:00.406 So you're a trader named Joe? 714 00:39:00.472 --> 00:39:03.141 At your service. 715 00:39:04.042 --> 00:39:05.411 So it's Trader Joe. 716 00:39:05.477 --> 00:39:08.714 Indeed! Ha ha ha. 717 00:39:08.780 --> 00:39:10.882 Seriously? 718 00:39:10.949 --> 00:39:12.884 Night is falling. 719 00:39:12.951 --> 00:39:18.123 The two sisters are starting their climb across the heavens. 720 00:39:18.189 --> 00:39:20.459 Be my guests this evening. 721 00:39:20.526 --> 00:39:23.395 -Well, we'd be honored. -Then it's decided. 722 00:39:23.462 --> 00:39:25.497 Follow me. 723 00:39:29.668 --> 00:39:31.670 It's Trader Joe. 724 00:39:33.872 --> 00:39:37.175 Pigu, we have guests! 725 00:39:37.242 --> 00:39:42.414 Ha ha. That's a lovely wagon you have, Trader Joe. 726 00:39:42.481 --> 00:39:44.182 But, um, uh... 727 00:39:44.249 --> 00:39:46.452 I don't think we'll all fit in there. 728 00:39:46.518 --> 00:39:49.054 Ha ha. Of course not! 729 00:39:49.120 --> 00:39:51.923 We'll stay in my tent. 730 00:39:51.990 --> 00:39:54.059 Oh. Great. 731 00:39:56.327 --> 00:39:58.764 I'm sure that'll be much bigger. 732 00:40:06.404 --> 00:40:09.841 * * 733 00:40:09.908 --> 00:40:11.477 There we go! 734 00:40:16.347 --> 00:40:18.817 -I love camping. -Excuse me! 735 00:40:18.884 --> 00:40:20.285 Dude, did he just-- 736 00:40:28.894 --> 00:40:31.830 Ha ha ah... 737 00:40:31.897 --> 00:40:34.733 Ah, perfect! 738 00:40:36.034 --> 00:40:39.805 Ah. A little further. 739 00:40:41.973 --> 00:40:43.609 Uh... 740 00:40:56.688 --> 00:40:59.124 Come, come. 741 00:41:03.261 --> 00:41:05.163 Is this real? 742 00:41:05.230 --> 00:41:07.332 Welcome, my friends, 743 00:41:07.398 --> 00:41:09.835 to my humble abode. 744 00:41:09.901 --> 00:41:12.437 You are my honored guests. 745 00:41:16.808 --> 00:41:19.678 That's soft. 746 00:41:19.745 --> 00:41:22.480 Please, my friends, please, 747 00:41:22.548 --> 00:41:25.316 make yourself comfortable and relax. 748 00:41:25.383 --> 00:41:26.985 Oh! 749 00:41:27.052 --> 00:41:29.320 You are so generous, Trader. 750 00:41:29.387 --> 00:41:33.892 As custom, a gift for the family patriarch. 751 00:41:33.959 --> 00:41:36.294 Oh, I couldn't possibly. 752 00:41:36.361 --> 00:41:40.131 I insist. It would be an insult not to accept. 753 00:41:40.198 --> 00:41:43.602 Oh, oh, I wouldn't want to insult you. 754 00:41:43.669 --> 00:41:46.304 Oh, it's beautiful. 755 00:41:46.371 --> 00:41:48.707 You'll look sharp, Uncle Chuck, real sharp. 756 00:41:48.774 --> 00:41:51.176 It's the least I can do 757 00:41:51.242 --> 00:41:54.112 for you travelers from distant lands. 758 00:41:54.179 --> 00:41:57.515 And I'd love to hear all about your adventure, 759 00:41:57.583 --> 00:42:01.186 but first, you must be starving! 760 00:42:01.252 --> 00:42:02.854 Yes. 761 00:42:02.921 --> 00:42:05.857 Then you are in for a treat. 762 00:42:10.395 --> 00:42:12.130 Whoa! 763 00:42:12.197 --> 00:42:13.565 Crazy! 764 00:42:13.632 --> 00:42:15.433 Yes, indeed. 765 00:42:16.401 --> 00:42:20.238 This is my grandmother's secret recipe, baozi. 766 00:42:20.305 --> 00:42:21.740 Baozi? 767 00:42:21.807 --> 00:42:23.742 Yes, yes, baozi. 768 00:42:23.809 --> 00:42:27.613 It's a steamed Chinese dough. 769 00:42:27.679 --> 00:42:31.082 Yes! And so much more. 770 00:42:31.149 --> 00:42:32.784 Prepare to be spoiled! 771 00:42:32.851 --> 00:42:34.052 It smells so good. 772 00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:36.254 I didn't know I could be this hungry. 773 00:42:36.321 --> 00:42:38.523 Looks delicious. 774 00:42:42.360 --> 00:42:44.630 Dig in! 775 00:42:44.696 --> 00:42:47.265 You are too kind. 776 00:42:47.332 --> 00:42:49.768 Ai yah! I forgot the sauce. 777 00:42:49.835 --> 00:42:53.672 I'll just fill up on sauce. 778 00:43:02.814 --> 00:43:05.116 Please, after you. 779 00:43:12.590 --> 00:43:13.992 Mmm. 780 00:43:15.426 --> 00:43:20.165 -I think I love your grandma. -Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm. 781 00:43:23.168 --> 00:43:25.136 We can still cross the threshold, 782 00:43:25.203 --> 00:43:26.638 capture the bandits, 783 00:43:26.705 --> 00:43:28.539 and deliver the treasure to our master 784 00:43:28.606 --> 00:43:30.141 before he uncovers your blunder. 785 00:43:30.208 --> 00:43:32.143 Oh, no, we can't. 786 00:43:32.210 --> 00:43:33.511 What? What? 787 00:43:33.578 --> 00:43:36.147 -What are you going on about? -Hei gou fèn. 788 00:43:36.214 --> 00:43:38.483 It's all gone. 789 00:43:38.549 --> 00:43:40.185 -What? -Oh! 790 00:43:40.251 --> 00:43:41.552 -What? -Oh! Whoa! 791 00:43:41.619 --> 00:43:44.923 Where are we gonna find the dung of a black dog... 792 00:43:44.990 --> 00:43:46.391 at this hour? 793 00:43:46.457 --> 00:43:47.492 Ow. 794 00:43:52.764 --> 00:43:56.167 Relax and enjoy, hmm? 795 00:43:56.234 --> 00:43:58.503 Is there anything else you need? 796 00:43:58.569 --> 00:44:00.571 Where are we? 797 00:44:00.638 --> 00:44:03.508 Good. Let's answer that. 798 00:44:21.359 --> 00:44:25.030 You are in the Kingdom Penglai 799 00:44:25.096 --> 00:44:28.333 ruled by the wizard Lord Kuang. 800 00:44:28.399 --> 00:44:31.837 There are four other kingdoms, 801 00:44:31.903 --> 00:44:35.606 each their own magic worlds. 802 00:44:37.475 --> 00:44:41.646 Your world is one of many worlds. 803 00:44:43.148 --> 00:44:45.951 Do you think Lord Kuang can help get us home? 804 00:44:46.017 --> 00:44:50.722 Lord Kuang's castle is easy to see. 805 00:44:50.789 --> 00:44:54.159 You will find the fortress atop the mountain 806 00:44:54.225 --> 00:44:57.528 beneath the twin moons. 807 00:44:57.595 --> 00:45:00.365 That sounds like our guy. 808 00:45:00.431 --> 00:45:04.235 Mm-hmm. So what brings you to our kingdom? 809 00:45:08.539 --> 00:45:10.742 Something to do with this box we found. 810 00:45:10.809 --> 00:45:12.677 Mm, ah, so nice! 811 00:45:12.744 --> 00:45:15.013 I'll trade you, hmm? 812 00:45:15.080 --> 00:45:16.982 Thanks, but we should probably hold onto this 813 00:45:17.048 --> 00:45:19.317 -until we find a way home. -Yes, yes. 814 00:45:19.384 --> 00:45:20.518 Of course. 815 00:45:20.585 --> 00:45:22.187 -Mm-hmm. -Wait. 816 00:45:22.253 --> 00:45:24.322 How did you make all of that happen? 817 00:45:24.389 --> 00:45:27.826 Those are simple spells. 818 00:45:31.062 --> 00:45:33.264 Here, you try. 819 00:45:33.331 --> 00:45:37.235 But I don't know how to read or write Chinese. 820 00:45:37.302 --> 00:45:39.670 Magic is simple. 821 00:45:39.737 --> 00:45:42.673 Draw from your heart. 822 00:45:42.740 --> 00:45:44.042 Okay. 823 00:45:48.046 --> 00:45:49.815 Is this okay? 824 00:45:50.849 --> 00:45:52.150 Well... 825 00:45:52.217 --> 00:45:54.485 let's see how you fare. 826 00:45:58.189 --> 00:46:01.793 Ooh. Oh, magic comes natural for you. 827 00:46:01.860 --> 00:46:04.295 It's a kitty! 828 00:46:06.898 --> 00:46:09.534 You are all my guests, 829 00:46:09.600 --> 00:46:13.604 and tomorrow, we will find the castle. 830 00:46:13.671 --> 00:46:15.406 Thank you. 831 00:46:15.473 --> 00:46:16.908 Night, Squirrel. 832 00:46:16.975 --> 00:46:19.044 Night, Patsy. Night, Uncle Chuck. 833 00:46:19.110 --> 00:46:20.311 Night, Hopper. 834 00:46:20.378 --> 00:46:22.747 Night, Hopper. 835 00:46:22.814 --> 00:46:25.817 Night, Grandpa. 836 00:46:40.598 --> 00:46:43.234 Bwak! Bwak, bwak bwak. 837 00:46:43.301 --> 00:46:46.271 Go on, git, you foul critters! 838 00:46:46.337 --> 00:46:48.573 Coming in here looking for dog poop? 839 00:46:48.639 --> 00:46:51.076 What kinda place you think I'm running here? 840 00:46:51.142 --> 00:46:53.544 Daggum hippies! 841 00:47:01.252 --> 00:47:04.489 W-wei? 842 00:47:04.555 --> 00:47:06.257 Wei-wei shen-- 843 00:47:08.659 --> 00:47:10.761 Green Eyed Goddess. How can I help you? 844 00:47:10.828 --> 00:47:13.364 -Maddy? -Mrs. Lee? 845 00:47:13.431 --> 00:47:15.333 Sorry, honey. 846 00:47:15.400 --> 00:47:17.435 The crowd is going nuts. You know these home games. 847 00:47:17.502 --> 00:47:21.139 -Yeah. Go, Tigers. -Listen, it looks like 848 00:47:21.206 --> 00:47:22.573 I'm gonna be a little late tonight. 849 00:47:22.640 --> 00:47:24.375 I'm calling to make sure those two are doing okay. 850 00:47:24.442 --> 00:47:26.878 -Are they there? -Yeah, they're all doing great. 851 00:47:27.879 --> 00:47:29.948 Right, Uncle Chuck? 852 00:47:30.015 --> 00:47:31.482 Great! 853 00:47:31.549 --> 00:47:34.685 Okay, uh, listen, honey, I gotta run. 854 00:47:34.752 --> 00:47:36.721 Duty calls. But give Patsy my love, 855 00:47:36.787 --> 00:47:39.257 -and you two have fun, okay? -Lotsa fun. 856 00:47:39.324 --> 00:47:41.492 All right, bye. 857 00:47:45.196 --> 00:47:47.365 It's okay. I can do this. 858 00:47:48.699 --> 00:47:51.102 Wei shen. 859 00:48:02.247 --> 00:48:03.581 Shh. 860 00:48:04.715 --> 00:48:06.884 Yes. Okay. 861 00:48:06.952 --> 00:48:09.454 There it is. There it is. 862 00:48:09.520 --> 00:48:10.755 Ah! 863 00:48:12.890 --> 00:48:15.760 Oh, my... 864 00:48:15.826 --> 00:48:18.229 oh--oh! 865 00:48:18.296 --> 00:48:20.831 Aah! Aah! 866 00:48:20.898 --> 00:48:23.468 Aah! 867 00:48:31.409 --> 00:48:35.680 Mighty Lord Kuang, I have what you seek. 868 00:48:35.746 --> 00:48:39.450 But it is protected, so please send your soldiers. 869 00:48:39.517 --> 00:48:41.519 At dawn. 870 00:48:41.586 --> 00:48:43.754 Make yourself scarce 871 00:48:43.821 --> 00:48:47.292 if you want to collect your reward. 872 00:48:47.358 --> 00:48:50.561 Mark the prize! 873 00:48:55.366 --> 00:48:56.667 The master's gonna eat your soul 874 00:48:56.734 --> 00:48:57.835 when he learns of your incompetence! 875 00:48:57.902 --> 00:49:00.238 Gonna eat you first, fat rat. 876 00:49:00.305 --> 00:49:02.240 -No, no, no, no, chicken! -Oh! 877 00:49:02.307 --> 00:49:04.342 Oh, got stuck with a chicken! 878 00:49:04.409 --> 00:49:05.710 Ratatouille. 879 00:49:05.776 --> 00:49:07.478 -No, chicken. -Ratatouille. 880 00:49:07.545 --> 00:49:09.014 Kung pao chicken! 881 00:49:09.080 --> 00:49:10.615 Oh... 882 00:49:10.681 --> 00:49:11.749 Oh! 883 00:49:12.750 --> 00:49:13.951 Oh! 884 00:49:14.019 --> 00:49:15.853 Hei gou fèn? 885 00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:18.356 Hmm? You guys did the hog? 886 00:49:18.423 --> 00:49:20.391 Hei gou fèn? 887 00:49:20.458 --> 00:49:22.927 Uh...what now? 888 00:49:22.994 --> 00:49:24.429 Hei gou fèn? 889 00:49:24.495 --> 00:49:27.198 Uh, Chinese, right? 890 00:49:27.265 --> 00:49:28.299 -Mm! -Mm! 891 00:49:29.567 --> 00:49:31.102 Green Eyed Goddess. 892 00:49:31.169 --> 00:49:33.004 About a mile that way. 893 00:49:33.071 --> 00:49:35.440 Uncle Chuck's got a funky collection. 894 00:49:35.506 --> 00:49:37.475 He'll have what you're looking for. 895 00:49:37.542 --> 00:49:39.977 Yes, yes, yes! 896 00:49:40.045 --> 00:49:42.513 -Ahem. -Oh, no! 897 00:49:42.580 --> 00:49:45.116 -Pay the pig. -Argh! 898 00:49:56.127 --> 00:49:58.129 Ha ha ha. Kurt's lucky day. 899 00:49:58.196 --> 00:50:00.598 All in the reflexes. 900 00:50:12.743 --> 00:50:15.180 Mm, yeah, this is definitely the place. 901 00:50:15.246 --> 00:50:17.215 Definitely the place. Green Eyed Goddess, 902 00:50:17.282 --> 00:50:19.184 they call it. 903 00:50:25.656 --> 00:50:26.891 Hello! 904 00:50:27.825 --> 00:50:30.428 Heard you might have some dog poop here? 905 00:50:30.495 --> 00:50:32.663 Of the ebony kind? 906 00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:41.939 * * 907 00:50:42.006 --> 00:50:43.341 Hello? 908 00:50:48.346 --> 00:50:49.480 Come out. 909 00:51:13.238 --> 00:51:14.839 Ha ha! 910 00:51:14.905 --> 00:51:17.908 Oh, that is a vintage year! 911 00:51:19.210 --> 00:51:20.278 Ooh! 912 00:51:30.020 --> 00:51:32.223 And Bingo was his name-o. 913 00:51:32.290 --> 00:51:33.724 Hmm? 914 00:51:34.759 --> 00:51:37.328 Oh! Hei gou fèn? 915 00:51:39.530 --> 00:51:42.433 Hey, how'd you know the dog's name? 916 00:51:46.571 --> 00:51:47.672 What? 917 00:51:47.738 --> 00:51:48.906 Yah--ah! 918 00:51:50.675 --> 00:51:54.412 Hey! Haven't seen one of these games since I was a gelfling. 919 00:51:55.780 --> 00:51:57.648 Whaddaya say, pal? 920 00:51:57.715 --> 00:51:59.917 Hmm? Just one match. 921 00:51:59.984 --> 00:52:02.353 We have no time for a children's game. 922 00:52:02.420 --> 00:52:06.491 How about this? Put a little leopard on your lips? 923 00:52:06.557 --> 00:52:09.360 -You rascal. -Ha ha ha. 924 00:52:10.428 --> 00:52:12.997 Where did you find this golden mead? 925 00:52:13.063 --> 00:52:15.333 Oh, this place is full of surprises. 926 00:52:17.968 --> 00:52:21.172 Hey, for a rat, you're really hogging the cat pee. 927 00:52:28.145 --> 00:52:30.014 Ooh! 928 00:52:31.849 --> 00:52:33.017 Ah... 929 00:52:38.489 --> 00:52:40.425 Expect no quarters given 930 00:52:40.491 --> 00:52:43.461 -and a thorough trouncing. -Okay. 931 00:52:51.902 --> 00:52:54.439 Welcome, Trader. 932 00:52:54.505 --> 00:52:56.541 You have come to collect 933 00:52:56.607 --> 00:52:59.143 your reward? 934 00:52:59.210 --> 00:53:01.145 Yes, Lord Kuang, 935 00:53:01.212 --> 00:53:05.416 for I have found the key to your happiness. 936 00:53:05.483 --> 00:53:08.018 You mean the key to my prison. 937 00:53:09.053 --> 00:53:12.257 Stuck here for the last thousand years 938 00:53:12.323 --> 00:53:15.693 while my true destiny is conquering 939 00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:17.462 the five kingdoms. 940 00:53:17.528 --> 00:53:20.765 One tiny artifact 941 00:53:20.831 --> 00:53:25.069 is all that stands between me 942 00:53:25.135 --> 00:53:27.372 and ultimate power. 943 00:53:29.474 --> 00:53:31.476 Mm, gold. 944 00:53:31.542 --> 00:53:35.946 And then I'll be god of pain 945 00:53:36.013 --> 00:53:38.416 and mercy. 946 00:53:38.483 --> 00:53:42.520 You are generous beyond measure, 947 00:53:42.587 --> 00:53:45.623 Lord Kuang. 948 00:53:48.459 --> 00:53:50.895 It's your move. Don't be such a chicken. 949 00:53:50.961 --> 00:53:53.998 Hey! I'm not gonna walk into a trap, you rat. 950 00:53:54.064 --> 00:53:56.166 Um...okay. 951 00:53:56.233 --> 00:53:57.402 -Boom. -Ha. 952 00:53:57.468 --> 00:53:59.304 -I knew you were gonna do that. -What? 953 00:53:59.370 --> 00:54:01.939 -Yah! -Oh! That's illegal! 954 00:54:02.006 --> 00:54:04.742 -Oh... -We're playing Morlock rules. 955 00:54:12.049 --> 00:54:14.452 I brought piz...za. 956 00:54:14.519 --> 00:54:15.686 Mrs. Lee! 957 00:54:15.753 --> 00:54:17.722 -Demon! -Oh! 958 00:54:23.661 --> 00:54:25.630 Maddy, what's going on? 959 00:54:25.696 --> 00:54:27.298 Um... 960 00:54:27.365 --> 00:54:30.234 It's complicated? 961 00:54:42.547 --> 00:54:43.781 Huh? 962 00:54:46.551 --> 00:54:48.553 -Grandpa! -Hmm. 963 00:54:48.619 --> 00:54:52.056 You guys think Trader Joe can magic us some breakfast? 964 00:54:52.122 --> 00:54:55.292 Oh, ha. Good morning, child. 965 00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:57.895 Yeah. I want some eggs over my hammy. 966 00:54:57.962 --> 00:55:00.498 Wait--where is Trader Joe? 967 00:55:05.970 --> 00:55:08.205 Eh-uh-ah--is everything all right? 968 00:55:08.272 --> 00:55:12.142 That child, always running around. 969 00:55:22.319 --> 00:55:24.655 I never noticed a door bell last night. 970 00:55:26.424 --> 00:55:29.594 -Door bell? -It's cool, right? 971 00:55:36.534 --> 00:55:38.268 Eh, uh, w-where is he? 972 00:55:38.335 --> 00:55:39.870 Okay, that's odd. 973 00:55:39.937 --> 00:55:42.707 What's that mean, Grandpa? 974 00:55:42.773 --> 00:55:44.742 Oh. 975 00:55:44.809 --> 00:55:46.977 That's the Chinese symbol for ghost. 976 00:55:47.044 --> 00:55:49.747 -What? -But we're not ghosts. 977 00:55:49.814 --> 00:55:53.217 Well, in Chinese, ghost, the character, 978 00:55:53.283 --> 00:55:55.252 can mean many things. Ha. 979 00:55:55.319 --> 00:55:57.087 -Like what? -Well, 980 00:55:57.154 --> 00:55:59.424 a ghost, obviously, zombies, spirits 981 00:55:59.490 --> 00:56:01.692 that are angry and jealous and... 982 00:56:05.195 --> 00:56:07.231 Hopping vampires! 983 00:56:07.297 --> 00:56:09.467 -Hopping what now? -Hopping vampires! 984 00:56:09.534 --> 00:56:11.936 That symbol was meant for them to locate us. 985 00:56:12.002 --> 00:56:14.505 They track breath, so just hold your breath. 986 00:56:14.572 --> 00:56:17.007 Now, we've got--whoa! Let's get outta here. 987 00:56:17.074 --> 00:56:18.409 Come on. 988 00:56:18.476 --> 00:56:19.810 Come on, kids! 989 00:56:19.877 --> 00:56:22.046 The hopping vampires are coming! 990 00:56:41.732 --> 00:56:43.434 Ah! 991 00:56:43.501 --> 00:56:45.369 -Are you okay, Grandpa? -Ha ha ha! 992 00:56:45.436 --> 00:56:47.505 I'm fine! Ha ha ha! 993 00:56:47.572 --> 00:56:49.039 Ohh... 994 00:56:54.244 --> 00:56:56.080 Witness this moment, Trader. 995 00:56:56.146 --> 00:56:59.249 Ooh, this is the hand of destiny, 996 00:56:59.316 --> 00:57:01.486 when I become 997 00:57:01.552 --> 00:57:04.354 a god. 998 00:57:05.756 --> 00:57:07.091 What? 999 00:57:33.518 --> 00:57:37.722 Find it fast, or you'll beg for a fate 1000 00:57:37.788 --> 00:57:41.526 as kind...as his. 1001 00:57:49.500 --> 00:57:51.902 My Lord, 1002 00:57:51.969 --> 00:57:54.171 I will find the box, 1003 00:57:54.238 --> 00:57:57.675 I promise. 1004 00:57:57.742 --> 00:58:01.178 Yes, you will, Trader. 1005 00:58:01.245 --> 00:58:04.815 You will, or... 1006 00:58:04.882 --> 00:58:07.351 I'll boil your bones 1007 00:58:07.417 --> 00:58:09.754 until your flesh 1008 00:58:09.820 --> 00:58:11.689 falls off. 1009 00:58:13.023 --> 00:58:16.326 Understand? 1010 00:58:19.129 --> 00:58:21.431 He said the fortress was only a day's travel away. 1011 00:58:21.498 --> 00:58:23.467 Yeah. But he has a donkey and a wagon. 1012 00:58:23.534 --> 00:58:25.069 -We just got our feet. -True. 1013 00:58:25.135 --> 00:58:28.438 The magic map thing made it look like it was this way. 1014 00:58:29.306 --> 00:58:30.374 Seriously? 1015 00:58:33.778 --> 00:58:36.513 Get back. What are you doing? 1016 00:58:36.581 --> 00:58:38.683 There's some good news. 1017 00:58:38.749 --> 00:58:42.052 -There's the castle. -Can't go across here, 1018 00:58:42.119 --> 00:58:43.921 so let's just back up. 1019 00:58:43.988 --> 00:58:46.256 Come on. 1020 00:58:46.323 --> 00:58:49.159 "Mirror of shadow, their guiding lights 1021 00:58:49.226 --> 00:58:53.163 make lupine lords their acolytes." 1022 00:58:59.937 --> 00:59:03.908 "And two pale ladies adrift at sea 1023 00:59:03.974 --> 00:59:05.910 "reflected beauty will be their key. 1024 00:59:05.976 --> 00:59:08.813 Unlock the past and set it free." 1025 00:59:09.880 --> 00:59:11.481 Does that mean anything to you? 1026 00:59:11.548 --> 00:59:13.918 No. But it does remind me 1027 00:59:13.984 --> 00:59:15.586 of the riddle of the Sphinx. 1028 00:59:15.653 --> 00:59:17.187 Do you know that one? 1029 00:59:17.254 --> 00:59:19.624 -Of course, yeah. -Yeah, that's a great riddle. 1030 00:59:19.690 --> 00:59:22.593 Yeah. Totally. Yeah, I know that one. 1031 00:59:26.997 --> 00:59:28.165 How does it go again? 1032 00:59:28.232 --> 00:59:30.100 What has four legs in the morning, 1033 00:59:30.167 --> 00:59:34.471 two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night? 1034 00:59:34.538 --> 00:59:36.573 Right, yeah. That one. 1035 00:59:38.709 --> 00:59:41.178 And the answer is... 1036 00:59:41.245 --> 00:59:43.347 -Man. -Yeah, 'cause babies 1037 00:59:43.413 --> 00:59:45.315 -crawl on all fours. -And adults walk on two legs. 1038 00:59:45.382 --> 00:59:46.617 And old people-- 1039 00:59:46.684 --> 00:59:50.154 Hey. Wise men... have three legs. 1040 00:59:50.220 --> 00:59:52.056 One, two, three. 1041 00:59:52.122 --> 00:59:54.859 -So it's a metaphor. -Mm-hmm. 1042 00:59:54.925 --> 00:59:57.094 But we're missing something. 1043 00:59:57.862 --> 00:59:59.296 Here. 1044 01:00:00.497 --> 01:00:02.733 Nature calls. 1045 01:00:04.769 --> 01:00:05.936 Okay. 1046 01:00:07.237 --> 01:00:10.975 "Two pale ladies adrift at sea." 1047 01:00:11.041 --> 01:00:12.342 Pale ladies? 1048 01:00:12.409 --> 01:00:13.678 Yeah. 1049 01:00:13.744 --> 01:00:16.513 Like the two moons Joe was talking about? 1050 01:00:16.580 --> 01:00:18.749 Called 'em the two sisters. 1051 01:00:18.816 --> 01:00:20.751 Can't believe the guy ratted us out. 1052 01:00:20.818 --> 01:00:22.419 You're a genius! 1053 01:00:24.321 --> 01:00:27.758 It's the moon. Or...the moons. 1054 01:00:27.825 --> 01:00:29.694 In our world, there's only one moon, 1055 01:00:29.760 --> 01:00:32.462 so of course, it didn't make any sense, but here... 1056 01:00:34.231 --> 01:00:35.332 There's two. 1057 01:00:36.400 --> 01:00:40.671 Okay. But how do you reflect beauty? 1058 01:00:40.738 --> 01:00:42.673 Do you need a mirror? 1059 01:00:42.740 --> 01:00:45.509 Reflected, meaning... 1060 01:00:45.575 --> 01:00:47.377 matching on each side. 1061 01:00:47.444 --> 01:00:50.347 So if we push the moons to the corner... 1062 01:00:51.916 --> 01:00:53.617 It's working. 1063 01:00:55.019 --> 01:00:58.022 Even in the land... 1064 01:00:58.088 --> 01:01:01.025 of the eight immortals... 1065 01:01:01.091 --> 01:01:04.695 when a man's gotta go, he's gotta go. 1066 01:01:04.762 --> 01:01:08.032 Well, the kids can't see me. 1067 01:01:19.343 --> 01:01:21.311 Rain and thunder. 1068 01:01:31.455 --> 01:01:33.390 I thought I went this way, 1069 01:01:33.457 --> 01:01:35.592 but no, couldn't have been. 1070 01:01:35.659 --> 01:01:37.027 Ha ha. No, no. 1071 01:01:37.094 --> 01:01:39.596 Little confused here. Let's see. 1072 01:01:39.663 --> 01:01:41.631 Must be this way. Yeah. 1073 01:01:52.709 --> 01:01:55.112 Okay, so this is a crescent moon. 1074 01:01:55.179 --> 01:01:57.447 So it has to move over here on this side? 1075 01:01:57.514 --> 01:01:59.683 And then it has to match with the crescent moon 1076 01:01:59.750 --> 01:02:01.318 -on this side. -Okay, okay, yeah. 1077 01:02:01.385 --> 01:02:03.453 What was that? 1078 01:02:03.520 --> 01:02:06.723 Where did it come from? 1079 01:02:06.791 --> 01:02:09.393 -This way. -Hopper, wait! 1080 01:02:09.459 --> 01:02:11.328 Well, will you wait? 1081 01:02:20.838 --> 01:02:22.706 It could be dangerous! 1082 01:02:42.192 --> 01:02:43.861 Thank you, kind stranger. 1083 01:02:46.563 --> 01:02:48.698 * * 1084 01:02:48.765 --> 01:02:51.568 -Glad we could help. -What is your name, sir knight? 1085 01:02:52.702 --> 01:02:53.737 Knight? 1086 01:02:53.804 --> 01:02:55.873 Are these your serfs? 1087 01:02:55.940 --> 01:02:58.042 I don't surf. I boogie-boarded one time 1088 01:02:58.108 --> 01:02:59.810 in California for summer vacation. 1089 01:02:59.877 --> 01:03:02.212 We're not his serfs, and he's not a knight. 1090 01:03:02.279 --> 01:03:04.815 I'm Patsy. What's your name? 1091 01:03:04.882 --> 01:03:08.185 I'm Allura. Thank you all for your kindness. 1092 01:03:08.252 --> 01:03:13.023 No need to thank us. Just, uh, doing my job. 1093 01:03:13.090 --> 01:03:15.192 Your job? You go to high school. 1094 01:03:15.259 --> 01:03:17.527 At least let me share my supper with you all 1095 01:03:17.594 --> 01:03:20.898 to thank you for your charity and to bind that wound you have. 1096 01:03:22.399 --> 01:03:23.533 Oh, yeah. 1097 01:03:23.600 --> 01:03:24.768 Yeah. I could eat. 1098 01:03:24.835 --> 01:03:26.503 Follow me. 1099 01:03:28.672 --> 01:03:30.540 -Are you sure you're okay? -Guys, we can't just-- 1100 01:03:30.607 --> 01:03:32.776 -I could carry you. -What about Grandpa? 1101 01:03:46.556 --> 01:03:48.758 Bush, get out of my face! 1102 01:04:01.505 --> 01:04:05.042 * * 1103 01:04:05.109 --> 01:04:08.045 Oh, so beautiful. 1104 01:04:08.112 --> 01:04:11.281 Oh! Oh. Ha ha ha. 1105 01:04:19.089 --> 01:04:21.625 Oh. The great Buddha. 1106 01:04:22.592 --> 01:04:25.729 Must be people around, and those kids! 1107 01:04:25.795 --> 01:04:28.165 They're always getting lost. 1108 01:04:28.232 --> 01:04:30.267 Hopper? 1109 01:04:34.905 --> 01:04:36.773 Oh! 1110 01:04:36.840 --> 01:04:39.076 Oh! 1111 01:04:39.143 --> 01:04:41.445 Oh! 1112 01:04:44.281 --> 01:04:46.516 I-I'm sorry! 1113 01:04:57.394 --> 01:05:01.798 I am always a little stiff after 100-year nap. 1114 01:05:01.865 --> 01:05:04.368 But no worry, young one. 1115 01:05:04.434 --> 01:05:07.972 Well met is well met. 1116 01:05:08.038 --> 01:05:10.540 Young one? Uh, me? 1117 01:05:10.607 --> 01:05:11.942 Ha. 1118 01:05:12.009 --> 01:05:15.612 I was wrinkled before the mountains were born 1119 01:05:15.679 --> 01:05:18.448 and the four winds whispered, 1120 01:05:18.515 --> 01:05:24.588 but I am just a hatchling before the eyes of the goddess. 1121 01:05:24.654 --> 01:05:28.325 Now, why don't you tell me about your journey 1122 01:05:28.392 --> 01:05:32.329 over a nice hot cup of tea? 1123 01:05:32.396 --> 01:05:34.864 Tea? Ha ha. 1124 01:05:34.931 --> 01:05:37.334 Tea invigorates the mind 1125 01:05:37.401 --> 01:05:39.736 and lets the chi flow. 1126 01:05:39.803 --> 01:05:43.407 Make yourself comfortable. Sit, sit. 1127 01:05:45.409 --> 01:05:46.543 Most gracious. 1128 01:05:51.281 --> 01:05:54.218 Most gracious indeed. 1129 01:05:57.021 --> 01:05:59.256 Welcome to my humble camp. 1130 01:05:59.323 --> 01:06:00.890 I beg your forgiveness. 1131 01:06:00.957 --> 01:06:03.527 I did not know I would be having anyone for dinner. 1132 01:06:03.593 --> 01:06:05.829 No, I-I love what you did with the place. 1133 01:06:05.895 --> 01:06:08.432 You are too kind, brave knight. 1134 01:06:08.498 --> 01:06:10.567 I mean...Hopper. 1135 01:06:10.634 --> 01:06:13.070 Oh, I-it's cool. 1136 01:06:13.137 --> 01:06:16.506 It is almost finished. I just need to add the meat. 1137 01:06:16.573 --> 01:06:18.575 Smells delicious. And I'm good with veggies 1138 01:06:18.642 --> 01:06:20.544 if you wanna start eating early. 1139 01:06:20.610 --> 01:06:23.713 No, it is much more delicious when fresh meat's fat 1140 01:06:23.780 --> 01:06:25.915 blends into the broth. 1141 01:06:25.982 --> 01:06:27.917 Trust me. 1142 01:06:27.984 --> 01:06:31.255 Well, we'll be right here when it's ready, Allura. 1143 01:06:31.321 --> 01:06:33.557 Patience, tender ones. 1144 01:06:33.623 --> 01:06:36.493 Let's mend your wound. 1145 01:06:46.070 --> 01:06:47.137 Oh. 1146 01:06:48.605 --> 01:06:50.274 Thank you. 1147 01:06:56.780 --> 01:06:58.848 Butter is the perfect salve. 1148 01:06:58.915 --> 01:07:01.051 It can cure any wound. 1149 01:07:06.723 --> 01:07:07.791 Oh. 1150 01:07:07.857 --> 01:07:09.559 Much better. 1151 01:07:14.364 --> 01:07:17.301 So mirrors of shadow means when moons are in shadow 1152 01:07:17.367 --> 01:07:19.303 -and guiding light... -'Cause moons are bright? 1153 01:07:19.369 --> 01:07:22.606 Yep. And lupine lords--make lupine lords their acolytes. 1154 01:07:22.672 --> 01:07:24.408 -Rabbits? -Close. That's lapin. 1155 01:07:24.474 --> 01:07:25.542 Lupine means wolf. 1156 01:07:25.609 --> 01:07:27.777 Acolyte means someone who worships. 1157 01:07:27.844 --> 01:07:30.614 -Wolves howl at the moon. -So they worship the moon. 1158 01:07:30.680 --> 01:07:33.250 You got it! Two pale ladies adrift at sea. 1159 01:07:33.317 --> 01:07:34.651 That's gotta be the two moons. 1160 01:07:34.718 --> 01:07:37.254 -In a sea of stars. -Pretty. 1161 01:07:37.321 --> 01:07:39.823 And that last part--reflected beauty will be the key. 1162 01:07:39.889 --> 01:07:43.093 So if I match the lunar phases with each corner, 1163 01:07:43.160 --> 01:07:45.429 feels like it's about to... 1164 01:07:46.363 --> 01:07:47.564 It's open. 1165 01:07:47.631 --> 01:07:50.100 Hopper, I got it open! 1166 01:07:50.167 --> 01:07:51.735 Gimme a sec. 1167 01:07:51.801 --> 01:07:53.503 Are you good with bread? 1168 01:07:53.570 --> 01:07:55.239 Yeah. 1169 01:07:55.305 --> 01:07:57.241 Big jerk. 1170 01:07:59.743 --> 01:08:02.346 A geode? What is this? 1171 01:08:02.412 --> 01:08:04.848 Oh, super cool. 1172 01:08:04.914 --> 01:08:07.717 I was hoping for some answers, not jewelry. 1173 01:08:07.784 --> 01:08:10.154 Still awesome that you figured it out. 1174 01:08:10.220 --> 01:08:11.388 I guess. 1175 01:08:11.455 --> 01:08:13.290 That soup might need some more stirring-- 1176 01:08:13.357 --> 01:08:15.192 for a taste test, just to see if it needs 1177 01:08:15.259 --> 01:08:17.794 -any more salt, of course. -Of course. 1178 01:08:30.073 --> 01:08:33.377 So, Allura, when are you adding the meat? 1179 01:08:33.443 --> 01:08:36.079 Soon enough. Soon enough. 1180 01:08:36.146 --> 01:08:39.183 Mmm. Smells yummy. 1181 01:08:40.584 --> 01:08:44.388 I spy with my little eye something that starts with... 1182 01:08:44.454 --> 01:08:46.156 Squirrel? 1183 01:08:46.223 --> 01:08:49.193 And then I came into this meadow and sat on you. 1184 01:08:49.259 --> 01:08:50.927 I-I'm so sorry about that. 1185 01:08:50.994 --> 01:08:52.896 And now I'm having tea 1186 01:08:52.962 --> 01:08:55.199 with a talking turtle. 1187 01:08:55.265 --> 01:08:57.033 Tortoise. 1188 01:08:57.100 --> 01:08:59.836 Well, I was never very good with biology. 1189 01:08:59.903 --> 01:09:02.339 Ah... 1190 01:09:03.173 --> 01:09:05.675 Breath of the Buddha. 1191 01:09:06.910 --> 01:09:09.846 Whoa, hey, hey, come back! 1192 01:09:09.913 --> 01:09:12.682 Oh, that dumb, stupid... 1193 01:09:12.749 --> 01:09:14.918 stupid scarf! 1194 01:09:14.984 --> 01:09:18.388 Is it the scarf's fault 1195 01:09:18.455 --> 01:09:20.357 or the person who gave it to you? 1196 01:09:20.424 --> 01:09:22.859 You mean that sneaky little Trader Joe? 1197 01:09:22.926 --> 01:09:26.230 Or maybe the person who wove it. 1198 01:09:26.296 --> 01:09:28.265 Oh, I-I never met them. 1199 01:09:28.332 --> 01:09:33.036 Or you can just blame the wind. 1200 01:09:33.102 --> 01:09:34.571 What are you talking about? 1201 01:09:34.638 --> 01:09:36.973 I'm saying, my young friend, 1202 01:09:37.040 --> 01:09:41.711 that you carry a lot of potatoes. 1203 01:09:41.778 --> 01:09:43.913 Potatoes? 1204 01:09:48.151 --> 01:09:52.222 Imagine your anger is a potato. 1205 01:09:55.725 --> 01:09:58.828 If everything that makes you angry 1206 01:09:58.895 --> 01:10:02.799 becomes a new potato for you to carry, 1207 01:10:02.866 --> 01:10:05.402 what would you have, hmm? 1208 01:10:09.473 --> 01:10:11.608 I would have a lot of potatoes. 1209 01:10:11.675 --> 01:10:14.811 Yes. And if you carried those potatoes 1210 01:10:14.878 --> 01:10:16.946 everywhere you go, 1211 01:10:17.013 --> 01:10:20.317 It would be very heavy. 1212 01:10:20.384 --> 01:10:22.452 And stinky. 1213 01:10:22.519 --> 01:10:26.256 It is hard to share joy 1214 01:10:26.323 --> 01:10:30.059 with you are stinky with anger. 1215 01:10:30.126 --> 01:10:32.962 Then what should I do? 1216 01:10:33.029 --> 01:10:35.231 Just let go. 1217 01:10:35.299 --> 01:10:38.568 You make it sound so easy. 1218 01:10:38.635 --> 01:10:40.704 Ha ha ha ha. 1219 01:10:40.770 --> 01:10:43.873 You choose to carry the potatoes, 1220 01:10:43.940 --> 01:10:47.844 so you can choose to let them go. 1221 01:10:47.911 --> 01:10:52.282 Choose to let go of your anger. 1222 01:10:52.349 --> 01:10:56.486 Choose to drop your potatoes. 1223 01:11:07.597 --> 01:11:11.267 So did you find anything new about our little treasure? 1224 01:11:11.335 --> 01:11:12.802 -Uh-huh. -Mm. 1225 01:11:14.438 --> 01:11:16.840 Ooh, it's got writing stuff inside. 1226 01:11:16.906 --> 01:11:18.442 But I saw-- 1227 01:11:21.177 --> 01:11:23.279 We're just about ready for the meat. 1228 01:11:23.347 --> 01:11:25.114 Why don't you wash up first? 1229 01:11:25.181 --> 01:11:28.385 Oh, we'll be right over. 1230 01:11:28.452 --> 01:11:30.320 -Do you trust me? -Of course I do. 1231 01:11:30.387 --> 01:11:32.689 You're my best friend. But why are we whispering? 1232 01:11:32.756 --> 01:11:35.825 I saw something--can see things through the stone. 1233 01:11:35.892 --> 01:11:38.294 There's spell scrolls hanging all over camp. 1234 01:11:38.362 --> 01:11:40.330 Oh, like that magic stuff Joe did. 1235 01:11:40.397 --> 01:11:42.832 -Not good magic like those buns. -Oh, those were delicious. 1236 01:11:42.899 --> 01:11:45.034 Bad magic. Really bad. 1237 01:11:45.101 --> 01:11:47.604 Allura isn't that. 1238 01:11:47.671 --> 01:11:49.005 Then what is she? 1239 01:11:49.072 --> 01:11:50.940 Nasty. 1240 01:11:51.007 --> 01:11:53.009 Evil nasty. 1241 01:11:53.076 --> 01:11:55.044 You're just jealous. 1242 01:11:55.111 --> 01:11:57.347 Come on, you know I'm not like that. 1243 01:11:58.482 --> 01:12:01.618 Please. Hopper's life depends on it. 1244 01:12:01.685 --> 01:12:04.187 So what do we do? 1245 01:12:04.253 --> 01:12:06.022 -See those flowers over there? -Yeah. 1246 01:12:06.089 --> 01:12:07.791 Tear them down when I give you the signal. 1247 01:12:07.857 --> 01:12:09.225 Okay. 1248 01:12:09.292 --> 01:12:10.594 -By the way. -Yeah? 1249 01:12:10.660 --> 01:12:14.197 Those flowers are really just a gross severed arm, FYI. 1250 01:12:26.175 --> 01:12:29.513 Ha, Allura, you got some nice flowers here. 1251 01:12:29.579 --> 01:12:32.048 My favorites are begonias. 1252 01:12:36.285 --> 01:12:38.888 -Why isn't it working? -I don't know. 1253 01:12:44.227 --> 01:12:47.130 My mouth is watering. Looks delicious. 1254 01:12:47.196 --> 01:12:48.231 Wait. 1255 01:12:49.499 --> 01:12:51.901 -It's gotta be the necklace. -The necklace? 1256 01:12:52.869 --> 01:12:55.171 -Gimme a distraction. -Distraction. Okay. 1257 01:12:55.238 --> 01:12:57.741 -Severed arm. -Oh. Ugh! 1258 01:12:57.807 --> 01:12:58.908 Uh...uh... 1259 01:12:58.975 --> 01:13:00.276 oh, hey, Allura! 1260 01:13:00.343 --> 01:13:02.612 Everyone says that Hopper smells like 1261 01:13:02.679 --> 01:13:04.948 a bacon-coated grease monkey. 1262 01:13:05.014 --> 01:13:06.315 Oh. 1263 01:13:06.382 --> 01:13:08.284 I never noticed it, but... 1264 01:13:16.493 --> 01:13:19.095 Relax, Patsy. 1265 01:13:19.162 --> 01:13:20.597 There's enough Hopper for everyone. 1266 01:13:20.664 --> 01:13:22.499 Right, Allura? 1267 01:13:22.566 --> 01:13:24.233 Smells tasty! 1268 01:13:24.300 --> 01:13:26.102 Oh, my god! 1269 01:13:29.005 --> 01:13:31.608 Where are you going, my tasty treats? 1270 01:13:31.675 --> 01:13:35.111 I insist you stay for dinner! 1271 01:13:35.178 --> 01:13:36.980 Ah-ah-ah! Oh-oh-oh! 1272 01:13:39.348 --> 01:13:41.317 Oh, yummy, yummy! 1273 01:13:42.986 --> 01:13:44.020 Oh-- 1274 01:13:47.957 --> 01:13:49.593 Ta-da. 1275 01:13:51.561 --> 01:13:53.563 -That was crazy. -What is happening? 1276 01:13:53.630 --> 01:13:56.199 Oh, sweet children, spare my life, please. 1277 01:13:56.265 --> 01:13:59.168 I'll tell you anything! Oh, please. 1278 01:13:59.235 --> 01:14:01.070 How do we get to the castle? 1279 01:14:01.137 --> 01:14:04.040 Of course, dear girl, but first, put out the fire. 1280 01:14:04.107 --> 01:14:08.344 No. You tell us first, or I'll boil your butt down to porridge. 1281 01:14:08.411 --> 01:14:11.915 -And feed it to the rats. -No, not the rats! Very well. 1282 01:14:11.981 --> 01:14:14.818 It's the bridge. It's just ahead, but hidden. 1283 01:14:14.884 --> 01:14:18.354 -Now, please, let me go. -Is that what you need? 1284 01:14:18.421 --> 01:14:20.156 It better be. 1285 01:14:20.223 --> 01:14:22.492 Or I'll be back. 1286 01:14:22.559 --> 01:14:24.794 And you know there is nowhere 1287 01:14:24.861 --> 01:14:26.229 you can hide from me. 1288 01:14:28.231 --> 01:14:29.799 Uh, Pats... 1289 01:14:29.866 --> 01:14:31.635 I think she got it. 1290 01:14:31.701 --> 01:14:33.737 Right. Right. 1291 01:14:33.803 --> 01:14:35.739 Oh, thank you, sweet boy, 1292 01:14:35.805 --> 01:14:37.707 delicious boy. 1293 01:14:37.774 --> 01:14:39.375 -Gross. -Aah! 1294 01:14:47.483 --> 01:14:50.053 Time to put our money where her mouth is. 1295 01:14:50.119 --> 01:14:52.021 Okay. That's just creepy. 1296 01:14:52.088 --> 01:14:54.691 You know, 'cause she was gonna eat us. 1297 01:14:54.758 --> 01:14:56.826 Where's Chuck? 1298 01:14:57.927 --> 01:15:00.063 Over there. I see his scarf. 1299 01:15:00.129 --> 01:15:02.031 -How'd he cross? -He must have 1300 01:15:02.098 --> 01:15:04.400 figured it out. 1301 01:15:09.873 --> 01:15:11.207 I see it. 1302 01:15:12.609 --> 01:15:14.644 But I'm gonna have to guide you. 1303 01:15:26.022 --> 01:15:27.390 Do you trust me? 1304 01:15:29.358 --> 01:15:31.227 -Yes. -Always. 1305 01:15:38.434 --> 01:15:39.903 Okay. 1306 01:15:39.969 --> 01:15:42.238 And then...here. 1307 01:15:46.375 --> 01:15:47.644 I got you. 1308 01:15:49.879 --> 01:15:51.114 Okay. 1309 01:15:54.317 --> 01:15:57.587 * * 1310 01:15:59.889 --> 01:16:03.359 Everyone wants happy, and no one wants pain. 1311 01:16:03.426 --> 01:16:06.996 But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain. 1312 01:16:07.063 --> 01:16:11.968 Your Dolly Parton sounds very wise. 1313 01:16:12.035 --> 01:16:14.203 Yes. Very... 1314 01:16:14.270 --> 01:16:15.805 very wise. 1315 01:16:15.872 --> 01:16:19.643 Now, get up and stretch your back. 1316 01:16:19.709 --> 01:16:24.981 My tea does wonders for your tender vittles. 1317 01:16:27.083 --> 01:16:28.351 Oh! 1318 01:16:28.417 --> 01:16:31.254 My back. Ooh! 1319 01:16:31.320 --> 01:16:35.024 Not as young as...ha ha. 1320 01:16:40.697 --> 01:16:42.932 Yes... 1321 01:16:42.999 --> 01:16:46.970 walk your true path. 1322 01:16:52.408 --> 01:16:53.609 Oh. 1323 01:16:56.980 --> 01:16:58.982 It feels so light, 1324 01:16:59.048 --> 01:17:00.416 and I feel light. 1325 01:17:00.483 --> 01:17:03.619 Oh. This is magical. It's amaz-- 1326 01:17:06.422 --> 01:17:08.557 Thank you, Sifu. 1327 01:17:08.624 --> 01:17:09.959 Thank you. 1328 01:17:22.839 --> 01:17:25.474 The portal is primed and prepared. 1329 01:17:26.976 --> 01:17:30.146 Time to go home and dispose of this vile attire. 1330 01:17:30.213 --> 01:17:32.648 Hey, hey, hey, wait. Before we go back 1331 01:17:32.716 --> 01:17:36.219 under the watchful eyes of our illustrious master, 1332 01:17:36.285 --> 01:17:39.923 how 'bout we do a little leopard liquid one last time? 1333 01:17:39.989 --> 01:17:42.191 I like the way you're not thinking. 1334 01:17:43.960 --> 01:17:45.729 The forbidden fruit. 1335 01:17:45.795 --> 01:17:49.065 Cheers, to the last of this free realm. 1336 01:17:49.132 --> 01:17:50.867 Free range, baby. 1337 01:17:53.937 --> 01:17:55.872 Hey, you drank it all! 1338 01:18:02.178 --> 01:18:04.147 That was insane. 1339 01:18:04.213 --> 01:18:05.882 Where's Grandpa? 1340 01:18:05.949 --> 01:18:07.951 -Uncle Chuck? -Chuck! 1341 01:18:08.017 --> 01:18:09.318 Grandpa? 1342 01:18:12.388 --> 01:18:14.190 Did you hear that? 1343 01:18:16.159 --> 01:18:17.727 It's over here! 1344 01:18:22.031 --> 01:18:23.767 Um, Patsy-- 1345 01:18:23.833 --> 01:18:25.769 Oh! 1346 01:18:25.835 --> 01:18:28.404 Must have gone back. 1347 01:18:28.471 --> 01:18:30.573 Whoa! No, no, no, no! 1348 01:18:30.639 --> 01:18:32.475 Cane, what are you doing? 1349 01:18:32.541 --> 01:18:36.913 Whoa, oh, oh! I'm gonna fall! 1350 01:18:36.980 --> 01:18:38.782 Oh...oh... 1351 01:18:38.848 --> 01:18:40.116 uh... 1352 01:18:40.183 --> 01:18:42.118 y-you're okay. 1353 01:18:42.185 --> 01:18:44.320 But no further, please. 1354 01:18:45.721 --> 01:18:48.391 Oh-oh-oh-ohh! 1355 01:18:48.457 --> 01:18:51.761 Cane, you did such a good job. 1356 01:18:51.828 --> 01:18:53.329 Hello, Chuck! 1357 01:18:53.396 --> 01:18:55.765 Kids! 1358 01:18:55.832 --> 01:18:57.666 Are you okay? 1359 01:18:57.733 --> 01:19:00.536 I've come for the box, 1360 01:19:00.603 --> 01:19:02.972 and this time, no tricks. 1361 01:19:03.039 --> 01:19:04.673 Just give him the box. 1362 01:19:04.740 --> 01:19:07.443 But Grandpa, we gotta get the box to the castle 1363 01:19:07.510 --> 01:19:08.978 so they can help us get home. 1364 01:19:09.045 --> 01:19:12.048 And we will, together and safe. Just trust your grandfather. 1365 01:19:12.115 --> 01:19:13.649 Now, give him the box. 1366 01:19:18.521 --> 01:19:20.389 Now let him go! 1367 01:19:22.758 --> 01:19:24.527 Drop the boy. 1368 01:19:24.593 --> 01:19:26.295 Wait, wait, wait-- 1369 01:19:28.397 --> 01:19:30.499 I'm cool. Yeah, I'm cool. 1370 01:19:30.566 --> 01:19:33.136 I'm rich! 1371 01:19:34.570 --> 01:19:36.105 You bag of farts! 1372 01:19:36.172 --> 01:19:38.274 Are you okay, Hopper? 1373 01:19:38.341 --> 01:19:41.144 -Did they hurt you? -Yeah, I'm good. 1374 01:19:41.210 --> 01:19:42.946 Good thing you took out the stone. 1375 01:19:45.748 --> 01:19:48.017 Thank you, Squirrel. 1376 01:19:48.084 --> 01:19:51.787 I'll take that as well. Hee hee hee. 1377 01:19:58.427 --> 01:20:01.197 Squirrel! What are you doing? 1378 01:20:04.834 --> 01:20:07.436 Yes! 1379 01:20:12.976 --> 01:20:14.944 -Wow, Squirrel. Really? -I'm sorry. 1380 01:20:17.446 --> 01:20:21.184 Now to tie up these ugly loose ends! 1381 01:20:26.089 --> 01:20:27.790 Ha ha! Ya missed! 1382 01:20:27.857 --> 01:20:30.093 Oh, did I? 1383 01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:31.861 Look again! 1384 01:20:33.329 --> 01:20:35.831 Aah! 1385 01:20:49.312 --> 01:20:51.948 Oh, poor Patsy, 1386 01:20:52.015 --> 01:20:54.683 so close and yet so far! 1387 01:20:54.750 --> 01:20:57.453 -What do you mean? -Remember the wizard 1388 01:20:57.520 --> 01:21:00.924 -I told you about? -The benevolent one? 1389 01:21:00.990 --> 01:21:02.625 Yes! 1390 01:21:02.691 --> 01:21:05.995 She sent me to get the box and the Eye of Erlang. 1391 01:21:06.062 --> 01:21:08.097 But why? 1392 01:21:08.164 --> 01:21:10.299 To be rich! Ha ha ha ha! 1393 01:21:10.366 --> 01:21:12.801 And to give Lord Kuang the power 1394 01:21:12.868 --> 01:21:14.570 of the Keeper! 1395 01:21:14.637 --> 01:21:16.672 The Keeper? 1396 01:21:16.739 --> 01:21:20.843 Yes! The Keeper can open portals to all the realms. 1397 01:21:21.577 --> 01:21:24.413 Wait! That stone is how we get home? 1398 01:21:24.480 --> 01:21:25.681 Yes! 1399 01:21:28.717 --> 01:21:32.488 And you fools had it all along, 1400 01:21:32.555 --> 01:21:35.558 and when I give it to Lord Kuang, 1401 01:21:35.624 --> 01:21:39.828 she will use it to destroy your world. 1402 01:21:41.397 --> 01:21:44.733 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, go, Trader, go, Trader. 1403 01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:46.769 Your victory dance is stupid! 1404 01:21:46.835 --> 01:21:48.437 You can't keep us down here. 1405 01:21:48.504 --> 01:21:53.943 You'll do that all by yourselves. 1406 01:21:54.010 --> 01:21:58.447 Your fear and anger will keep you locked in here. 1407 01:21:58.514 --> 01:22:01.584 You're caught in the pit 1408 01:22:01.650 --> 01:22:03.953 of despair! 1409 01:22:04.020 --> 01:22:06.222 Toodles! 1410 01:22:07.790 --> 01:22:09.225 Great job, Squirrel brain. 1411 01:22:09.292 --> 01:22:11.394 -I didn't do it on purpose. -No, you just open your mouth, 1412 01:22:11.460 --> 01:22:13.362 and trouble pours right on out of it. 1413 01:22:13.429 --> 01:22:14.964 Everybody at school thinks you're dumb. 1414 01:22:15.031 --> 01:22:18.167 Knock it off! Give me a boost. Maybe we can climb these roots. 1415 01:22:18.234 --> 01:22:20.869 -Who put you in charge? -Yeah you're not the boss of me. 1416 01:22:20.936 --> 01:22:22.538 What is your problem? 1417 01:22:22.605 --> 01:22:23.906 -You. -I'm the problem? 1418 01:22:23.973 --> 01:22:26.009 You got us in this whole thing in the first place. 1419 01:22:26.075 --> 01:22:28.244 No, no, you guys are the ones who picked up the box first, 1420 01:22:28.311 --> 01:22:29.878 and that's why we're in this situation. 1421 01:22:29.945 --> 01:22:31.880 Well, you led them to us. Sold us out! 1422 01:22:31.947 --> 01:22:34.517 No, no, no, no. It's both you guys' fault. 1423 01:22:34.583 --> 01:22:36.385 If you didn't get captured by the turd eaters-- 1424 01:22:36.452 --> 01:22:39.455 I got captured because you guys wanted to play around. 1425 01:22:39.522 --> 01:22:42.658 And if you didn't solve the chop, we wouldn't be here. 1426 01:22:42.725 --> 01:22:44.560 Well, let's ask Hopper, 'cause he wouldn't know. 1427 01:22:44.627 --> 01:22:46.195 Yeah, you have the IQ of a chipmunk. 1428 01:22:46.262 --> 01:22:48.131 -Squirrel. Squirrel. -Chipmunk. Chipmunk. 1429 01:22:48.197 --> 01:22:49.198 -Grease monkey! -Squirrel! 1430 01:22:49.265 --> 01:22:50.199 -Chipmunk! -Nerd! 1431 01:22:50.266 --> 01:22:52.201 -Poodle head! -Grandpa! 1432 01:22:52.268 --> 01:22:53.502 What are you doing? 1433 01:22:53.569 --> 01:22:56.872 A journey of a thousand miles 1434 01:22:56.939 --> 01:22:59.308 begins with a single step. 1435 01:22:59.375 --> 01:23:02.245 Enough! I don't need your fortune cookie bullcrap.! 1436 01:23:02.311 --> 01:23:04.913 And I don't need ancient Chinese riddles. 1437 01:23:04.980 --> 01:23:07.450 I need you to actually help me, for once! 1438 01:23:07.516 --> 01:23:10.519 For once? I'm always helping you. 1439 01:23:10.586 --> 01:23:12.388 -But you're too-- -Spoiled? 1440 01:23:12.455 --> 01:23:13.922 My mom's too permissive? 1441 01:23:13.989 --> 01:23:15.458 I know what you think of me. 1442 01:23:15.524 --> 01:23:17.126 You never come to the store. 1443 01:23:17.193 --> 01:23:20.896 How do you expect me to keep the Lee family name alive? 1444 01:23:20.963 --> 01:23:22.098 You never do any real work. 1445 01:23:22.165 --> 01:23:23.932 I work my butt off! 1446 01:23:23.999 --> 01:23:26.969 Violin, ukelele, scholarship applications! 1447 01:23:27.036 --> 01:23:29.305 I fall asleep on my books! 1448 01:23:29.372 --> 01:23:32.108 I don't have a life. I don't even have any friends. 1449 01:23:32.175 --> 01:23:33.876 Yeah, maybe that's a you problem. 1450 01:23:33.942 --> 01:23:36.745 'Cause it's always all about Pats. 1451 01:23:36.812 --> 01:23:40.949 You talk to your grandfather with such disrespect. 1452 01:23:41.016 --> 01:23:43.252 Your father would never do that. 1453 01:23:43.319 --> 01:23:44.953 But I'm not him! 1454 01:23:46.789 --> 01:23:49.958 Choose to let go of your anger. 1455 01:23:50.025 --> 01:23:54.497 Choose to drop your potatoes. 1456 01:24:02.305 --> 01:24:04.740 Patsy, I'm sorry. 1457 01:24:04.807 --> 01:24:06.409 I love you. 1458 01:24:07.443 --> 01:24:10.479 You're right. You're not him. 1459 01:24:10.546 --> 01:24:15.050 But when I see you... I see my son. 1460 01:24:16.152 --> 01:24:19.322 You look at me like... 1461 01:24:19.388 --> 01:24:23.426 Like you wish you could trade my life for his. 1462 01:24:23.492 --> 01:24:25.328 Like I'm not good enough. 1463 01:24:25.394 --> 01:24:27.796 Why do you think I wanna get out of town so bad? 1464 01:24:29.865 --> 01:24:32.034 I can't live in Dad's shadow. 1465 01:24:33.902 --> 01:24:35.804 I can't live with your regret. 1466 01:24:36.705 --> 01:24:38.674 Patsy, 1467 01:24:38.741 --> 01:24:42.911 the regret is only in myself. 1468 01:24:42.978 --> 01:24:46.949 I must confess to you I pushed your father to visit 1469 01:24:47.015 --> 01:24:49.185 that dig site in Scotland. 1470 01:24:49.252 --> 01:24:51.019 I knew the rainy season was coming, 1471 01:24:51.086 --> 01:24:52.921 but I-I sent him anyway. 1472 01:24:55.158 --> 01:24:57.793 And it...cost him his life. 1473 01:24:59.027 --> 01:25:00.863 I lost a son... 1474 01:25:02.431 --> 01:25:06.402 And you...you lost your father. 1475 01:25:07.703 --> 01:25:09.605 You can't blame yourself, Grandpa. 1476 01:25:12.308 --> 01:25:15.378 A lot of people died in that mudslide. 1477 01:25:15.444 --> 01:25:17.813 Dad knew what he was doing. 1478 01:25:17.880 --> 01:25:19.182 He knew the risks. 1479 01:25:21.884 --> 01:25:24.553 And he loved playing Indiana Jones. 1480 01:25:24.620 --> 01:25:26.589 He did. 1481 01:25:27.656 --> 01:25:31.927 And I remember when you bought that hat for him. 1482 01:25:35.964 --> 01:25:38.000 I'm so sorry. 1483 01:25:38.066 --> 01:25:41.837 Can you ever forgive an old man? 1484 01:25:41.904 --> 01:25:43.339 It was never your fault. 1485 01:25:45.308 --> 01:25:47.410 I'm proud to be your granddaughter. 1486 01:25:47.476 --> 01:25:49.912 Thank you, Granddaughter. 1487 01:25:49.978 --> 01:25:51.314 Thank you. 1488 01:25:54.049 --> 01:25:56.151 Can we get a piece of that? 1489 01:25:58.954 --> 01:26:01.123 Come here, grease monkey. 1490 01:26:07.896 --> 01:26:11.767 * * 1491 01:26:11.834 --> 01:26:13.536 Oh! 1492 01:26:14.270 --> 01:26:17.240 We conquered it together as a family. 1493 01:26:17.306 --> 01:26:18.941 What do we do now? 1494 01:26:19.007 --> 01:26:20.709 Um... 1495 01:26:23.479 --> 01:26:25.748 Uh, well... 1496 01:26:25.814 --> 01:26:28.451 I-I think we need to track down Trader Joe, 1497 01:26:28.517 --> 01:26:31.554 hijack the stone, break into the castle, 1498 01:26:31.620 --> 01:26:33.088 sneak into the throne room, 1499 01:26:33.155 --> 01:26:36.292 find the portal key thing, figure out how that works, 1500 01:26:36.359 --> 01:26:39.662 while avoiding the crazy wizard, so we can get back home. 1501 01:26:39.728 --> 01:26:41.564 And if we can't do that, 1502 01:26:41.630 --> 01:26:44.066 we need to destroy that stupid stone 1503 01:26:44.132 --> 01:26:45.901 so that evil wizard can't escape prison, 1504 01:26:45.968 --> 01:26:48.070 invade our planet with weirdo creatures, 1505 01:26:48.136 --> 01:26:49.672 and ruin humanity! 1506 01:26:50.839 --> 01:26:52.575 Oh, is that all? 1507 01:26:52.641 --> 01:26:54.810 -'Cause that sounds crazy. -It does. 1508 01:26:54.877 --> 01:26:56.812 But she's right. 1509 01:26:56.879 --> 01:27:00.015 Now we go and save the world. 1510 01:27:07.990 --> 01:27:10.993 Not this time, bloodsucker. 1511 01:27:11.059 --> 01:27:14.062 How do you like me now, tough guy? 1512 01:27:14.129 --> 01:27:16.965 You gotta do everything I say. 1513 01:27:17.032 --> 01:27:19.468 He has to do everything you say? 1514 01:27:19.535 --> 01:27:22.638 Everything. As long as that spell is on his forehead. 1515 01:27:22.705 --> 01:27:25.474 And what about that bell you have? 1516 01:27:25.541 --> 01:27:27.276 Yeah, that's the one. 1517 01:27:27.343 --> 01:27:29.812 This acts like a remote control. 1518 01:27:31.280 --> 01:27:33.949 Now, how do we catch that traitorous traitor? 1519 01:27:34.016 --> 01:27:36.084 I got an idea. 1520 01:27:37.453 --> 01:27:38.487 Boop! 1521 01:27:51.233 --> 01:27:53.135 Aah! 1522 01:27:55.003 --> 01:27:56.038 Aah! 1523 01:27:59.708 --> 01:28:01.610 There he is, Vampy! 1524 01:28:19.428 --> 01:28:21.930 What's up, Smurf turd? 1525 01:28:21.997 --> 01:28:23.999 How did you get out? 1526 01:28:24.066 --> 01:28:26.101 And what did you do to him? 1527 01:28:26.168 --> 01:28:28.704 That's none of your business. Oh, and his name is Vampy. 1528 01:28:28.771 --> 01:28:31.707 And we're buds now. So watch your step, Short Round. 1529 01:28:33.442 --> 01:28:35.844 You and your buds 1530 01:28:35.911 --> 01:28:39.181 are not getting that stone. 1531 01:28:39.247 --> 01:28:40.716 Wanna bet, Toad Boy? 1532 01:28:40.783 --> 01:28:42.718 -Hmm? -Mm? 1533 01:28:43.619 --> 01:28:45.588 Are you sure about that? 1534 01:28:45.654 --> 01:28:48.056 That's a little truth serum my grandfather whipped up. 1535 01:28:48.123 --> 01:28:50.092 So don't bother trying to lie to us. 1536 01:28:50.158 --> 01:28:51.927 Do you know the layout of the fortress? 1537 01:28:51.994 --> 01:28:53.396 Are they expecting you back soon? 1538 01:28:53.462 --> 01:28:55.698 Do they let you ride your little wagon all the way in? 1539 01:28:55.764 --> 01:28:59.568 Yes, yes, and yes. 1540 01:28:59.635 --> 01:29:01.770 Why are you such a tool? 1541 01:29:01.837 --> 01:29:05.207 Just mean and greedy. 1542 01:29:06.842 --> 01:29:09.277 I was just testing him. 1543 01:29:09.344 --> 01:29:12.515 Oh! I'm telling you, this is the most beautiful scent 1544 01:29:12.581 --> 01:29:14.850 -I've ever smelled! -Oh, from the pot. 1545 01:29:14.917 --> 01:29:17.285 -It's coming from the pot. -Oh, right here! 1546 01:29:17.352 --> 01:29:19.021 Oh-ho! 1547 01:29:23.559 --> 01:29:25.127 Ambrosia. 1548 01:29:25.193 --> 01:29:28.196 My-my-my whiskers are filled with fennel! 1549 01:29:30.633 --> 01:29:32.635 Oh, it's moldy and piquant. 1550 01:29:32.701 --> 01:29:34.570 It smells like rotting beetle dung 1551 01:29:34.637 --> 01:29:36.672 and-and-and ambergris. 1552 01:29:36.739 --> 01:29:39.341 Ooh, scrum-deliumptious. 1553 01:29:40.543 --> 01:29:42.645 -Well? -Ooh. 1554 01:29:42.711 --> 01:29:45.714 I'm not quite tasting the beetle dung. 1555 01:29:47.149 --> 01:29:48.917 It's in the back of the palate. 1556 01:29:48.984 --> 01:29:51.787 Oh, that explains everything. I don't have a palate. 1557 01:29:53.956 --> 01:29:55.991 Hello, tasties! 1558 01:30:01.163 --> 01:30:04.567 I assume you have succeeded, 1559 01:30:04.633 --> 01:30:09.237 or come back to grovel for your life. 1560 01:30:12.340 --> 01:30:13.976 Hmm? 1561 01:30:14.042 --> 01:30:18.013 Hey! Give her the box, dummy! 1562 01:30:21.717 --> 01:30:22.751 Oh! 1563 01:30:26.088 --> 01:30:28.657 Aah ha ha ha ha! 1564 01:30:30.893 --> 01:30:32.661 Oh... 1565 01:30:32.728 --> 01:30:34.797 And now... 1566 01:30:34.863 --> 01:30:36.799 all the realms will kneel 1567 01:30:36.865 --> 01:30:39.835 before my power. 1568 01:30:39.902 --> 01:30:43.606 Don't...open...that box. 1569 01:30:54.617 --> 01:30:55.951 Did it work? 1570 01:30:57.352 --> 01:30:58.887 -It worked. -Great. 1571 01:30:58.954 --> 01:31:01.056 You go that way, I'll go this way. 1572 01:31:05.794 --> 01:31:08.531 Patsy, what are we looking for? 1573 01:31:08.597 --> 01:31:11.399 Look for anything that can help us defeat Kuang 1574 01:31:11.466 --> 01:31:12.935 and get us home. 1575 01:31:23.211 --> 01:31:26.782 Patsy, where are you? 1576 01:31:28.016 --> 01:31:29.718 Over here! 1577 01:31:38.627 --> 01:31:40.295 Child's play! 1578 01:31:47.035 --> 01:31:49.437 I will take that key 1579 01:31:49.504 --> 01:31:52.941 and then...ha ha ha ha! 1580 01:31:53.008 --> 01:31:54.977 Patsy? 1581 01:31:55.043 --> 01:31:58.446 I'll wipe you insects 1582 01:31:58.513 --> 01:32:02.117 off the face of this world. 1583 01:32:06.589 --> 01:32:07.756 No! 1584 01:32:07.823 --> 01:32:09.558 Aah! 1585 01:32:14.529 --> 01:32:18.133 Aah! 1586 01:32:26.975 --> 01:32:28.143 Hey, Chuck. Stickball. 1587 01:32:28.210 --> 01:32:30.245 Here! 1588 01:32:31.880 --> 01:32:34.917 -Are you okay, Grandpa? -Yeah. 1589 01:32:34.983 --> 01:32:37.352 I am done playing. 1590 01:32:37.419 --> 01:32:39.354 Oh, yeah? 1591 01:32:39.421 --> 01:32:41.790 Ha. That's funny. 1592 01:32:41.857 --> 01:32:43.659 'Cause I'm just... 1593 01:32:43.726 --> 01:32:45.694 I'm just getting started. 1594 01:32:47.562 --> 01:32:49.064 Cool. 1595 01:32:53.702 --> 01:32:56.138 I'm okay. Leave me. 1596 01:32:56.204 --> 01:32:58.440 You gotta stop Kuang. 1597 01:32:58.506 --> 01:33:00.776 -I can't! -Yes, you can. 1598 01:33:00.843 --> 01:33:04.079 You can do anything you choose. 1599 01:33:04.146 --> 01:33:07.983 Just choose with your heart. 1600 01:33:08.050 --> 01:33:10.719 You can do it. Trust yourself. 1601 01:33:15.490 --> 01:33:17.760 Oh, what are you trying to tell me? 1602 01:33:23.932 --> 01:33:26.534 I will not be denied 1603 01:33:26.601 --> 01:33:28.804 my destiny! 1604 01:33:28.871 --> 01:33:31.306 -Aah! -No, no, no, no, no. 1605 01:33:31.373 --> 01:33:33.141 Gah! 1606 01:33:41.449 --> 01:33:44.987 Yah! Fly, Pigu! Fly like the wind! 1607 01:33:48.223 --> 01:33:49.725 Ta-da. 1608 01:33:49.792 --> 01:33:51.326 La-la. 1609 01:33:51.393 --> 01:33:53.161 Now, Vampy! 1610 01:34:04.439 --> 01:34:07.009 Yah! 1611 01:34:07.075 --> 01:34:08.110 Wah! 1612 01:34:17.085 --> 01:34:18.653 Ah ha ha ha ha! 1613 01:34:18.721 --> 01:34:20.588 Vampy! Vampy, come on. 1614 01:34:20.655 --> 01:34:22.858 We gotta go. We gotta go. 1615 01:34:22.925 --> 01:34:24.860 Suffer my 1616 01:34:24.927 --> 01:34:26.729 wrath! 1617 01:34:26.795 --> 01:34:28.263 Stop. 1618 01:34:28.330 --> 01:34:29.898 I'll give you the stone. 1619 01:34:29.965 --> 01:34:34.069 Just please don't hurt my family. 1620 01:34:37.172 --> 01:34:39.374 Come on, we need to go. 1621 01:34:42.811 --> 01:34:43.779 Rah! 1622 01:34:43.846 --> 01:34:47.449 Finally. A wise choice. 1623 01:34:47.515 --> 01:34:50.152 From a foolish girl. 1624 01:34:53.789 --> 01:34:56.424 -I know the truth. -The truth? 1625 01:34:56.491 --> 01:34:58.927 What truth is that? 1626 01:34:58.994 --> 01:35:01.163 It wasn't your fault. 1627 01:35:02.898 --> 01:35:06.334 You were just an innocent little girl. 1628 01:35:18.981 --> 01:35:22.017 The deaths of your parents broke your heart. 1629 01:35:22.885 --> 01:35:26.822 Monks found you, lost and hungry. 1630 01:35:26.889 --> 01:35:30.192 Tried to take care of you and gave you a home. 1631 01:35:31.860 --> 01:35:35.597 Anger drove you to learn dark magic. 1632 01:35:38.767 --> 01:35:42.437 When the monks caught you, they shut you out. 1633 01:35:43.872 --> 01:35:46.674 Your loneliness turned into fear. 1634 01:35:48.543 --> 01:35:51.279 Your pain and suffering 1635 01:35:51.346 --> 01:35:52.781 turned into rage. 1636 01:35:56.251 --> 01:36:00.688 You became the very thing you always hated-- 1637 01:36:00.755 --> 01:36:03.025 a monster. 1638 01:36:03.091 --> 01:36:05.560 And now you seek revenge on all the realms 1639 01:36:05.627 --> 01:36:09.197 looking for the one thing you couldn't give yourself. 1640 01:36:09.264 --> 01:36:11.633 And what is that... 1641 01:36:11.699 --> 01:36:13.869 querulous child? 1642 01:36:14.769 --> 01:36:16.604 Love. 1643 01:36:29.551 --> 01:36:31.319 Aah! 1644 01:36:42.630 --> 01:36:44.599 Boop. 1645 01:37:11.659 --> 01:37:13.996 -Squirrel? -Vampy? 1646 01:37:14.062 --> 01:37:16.431 Oh! You freed me. 1647 01:37:17.732 --> 01:37:20.702 Thank you. 1648 01:37:23.305 --> 01:37:27.275 The magic of love has saved me. 1649 01:37:27.342 --> 01:37:31.513 Freed me from pain and anger. 1650 01:37:32.314 --> 01:37:34.049 And my suffering. 1651 01:37:36.118 --> 01:37:38.086 How can I ever repay 1652 01:37:38.153 --> 01:37:40.989 your kindness? 1653 01:37:44.960 --> 01:37:46.528 We wanna go home. 1654 01:37:48.163 --> 01:37:49.331 Yes. 1655 01:37:52.300 --> 01:37:54.536 With my blessing. 1656 01:37:55.303 --> 01:37:56.771 Bye, Vampy. 1657 01:37:56.838 --> 01:37:58.540 Bye, Squirrel. 1658 01:38:08.750 --> 01:38:09.952 We did it! We did it! 1659 01:38:10.018 --> 01:38:12.387 You're back! 1660 01:38:13.721 --> 01:38:14.923 Ta-da! 1661 01:38:14.990 --> 01:38:16.458 We're one happy family again! 1662 01:38:16.524 --> 01:38:17.625 Hey. 1663 01:38:18.893 --> 01:38:21.796 I missed you, booger head. 1664 01:38:21.863 --> 01:38:24.933 Mmm. I'm home. 1665 01:38:26.334 --> 01:38:30.105 Hey, Dad, big night. 1666 01:38:30.172 --> 01:38:32.640 Yeah, I wish you were here. 1667 01:38:32.707 --> 01:38:36.644 But I'm with friends and family that I love. 1668 01:38:36.711 --> 01:38:40.415 And a boy like I like. 1669 01:38:40.482 --> 01:38:42.817 I think you would like him too. 1670 01:38:44.552 --> 01:38:46.854 Oh, that's a dapper young man. 1671 01:38:46.921 --> 01:38:48.256 Come on in. 1672 01:38:52.560 --> 01:38:54.296 Speak for yourself. 1673 01:38:54.362 --> 01:38:55.998 I got this for Patsy. 1674 01:38:56.064 --> 01:38:58.233 I hope so. It's not my color. 1675 01:38:58.300 --> 01:39:01.336 Oh, and, uh, thanks for the loaner. 1676 01:39:02.604 --> 01:39:04.872 Well, no. You keep it. 1677 01:39:04.939 --> 01:39:07.642 We may all need a little magic. 1678 01:39:10.478 --> 01:39:11.746 Thanks. 1679 01:39:16.451 --> 01:39:17.885 Ready? 1680 01:39:17.952 --> 01:39:21.223 So it's C and A... 1681 01:39:21.289 --> 01:39:24.026 Hi, Hopper. Don't you look nice? 1682 01:39:24.092 --> 01:39:25.960 Hey, Ms. Lee. 1683 01:39:27.095 --> 01:39:28.830 S-she got in. 1684 01:39:28.896 --> 01:39:31.933 Just like her dad. We're very proud of her. 1685 01:39:39.141 --> 01:39:40.808 * Look at that girl * 1686 01:39:40.875 --> 01:39:44.979 * She's got magic in her eyes * 1687 01:39:48.583 --> 01:39:50.785 -* She's shining like...* -Wow. 1688 01:39:50.852 --> 01:39:53.955 * The brightest stars tonight... * 1689 01:39:54.022 --> 01:39:56.724 -Is that for me? -Yeah. 1690 01:40:02.164 --> 01:40:04.066 So, I guess this makes it official. 1691 01:40:05.033 --> 01:40:06.801 Yeah. 1692 01:40:11.139 --> 01:40:14.409 You're brave. 1693 01:40:14.476 --> 01:40:19.747 * You see once and you know * 1694 01:40:19.814 --> 01:40:21.149 You're worth it. 1695 01:40:29.491 --> 01:40:31.593 Well, here we are. Everybody out. 1696 01:40:34.696 --> 01:40:38.766 * * 1697 01:40:38.833 --> 01:40:41.636 Wow. You look stunning! 1698 01:40:41.703 --> 01:40:42.904 Thanks. 1699 01:40:42.970 --> 01:40:46.040 Yoo-hoo! Chuck! 1700 01:40:50.645 --> 01:40:52.514 Miss Lorraine? 1701 01:40:53.381 --> 01:40:55.183 Yeah. She's my date. 1702 01:40:55.250 --> 01:40:57.185 How do I look? 1703 01:40:57.252 --> 01:40:59.454 You look sharp, Uncle Chuck. 1704 01:40:59.521 --> 01:41:01.089 -Real sharp. -Really? 1705 01:41:01.156 --> 01:41:02.290 Chuck! 1706 01:41:03.691 --> 01:41:05.893 Coming, coochie-woochie! 1707 01:41:09.497 --> 01:41:11.633 -Patsy cakes. -Farkus. 1708 01:41:14.169 --> 01:41:16.037 Lookin' good, brainiac. 1709 01:41:22.144 --> 01:41:24.346 So, I saw your, uh... 1710 01:41:24.412 --> 01:41:27.349 your college stuff. 1711 01:41:27.415 --> 01:41:28.816 Congrats. 1712 01:41:28.883 --> 01:41:30.652 Thanks. 1713 01:41:30.718 --> 01:41:32.620 It's a dream come true, right? 1714 01:41:33.588 --> 01:41:34.922 It's... 1715 01:41:36.758 --> 01:41:39.427 Great. You'll finally be getting out of here, I guess. 1716 01:41:39.494 --> 01:41:41.596 Yep. Leaving home. 1717 01:41:41.663 --> 01:41:44.299 Moving into a dorm thousands of miles away. 1718 01:41:44.366 --> 01:41:47.034 Yeah. It's... 1719 01:41:47.101 --> 01:41:48.303 cool. 1720 01:41:48.370 --> 01:41:49.904 Great stuff. I'm... 1721 01:41:49.971 --> 01:41:51.473 happy for you. 1722 01:41:51.539 --> 01:41:55.177 Yeah. Leaving this little town. 1723 01:41:57.245 --> 01:41:59.481 In about two years' time. 1724 01:42:00.282 --> 01:42:01.649 Wait. What? 1725 01:42:01.716 --> 01:42:03.418 I'm doing my course studies here. 1726 01:42:03.485 --> 01:42:06.654 It's cheaper, and I can spend time with family. 1727 01:42:06.721 --> 01:42:09.991 And other people I like. 1728 01:42:13.795 --> 01:42:15.697 So is this when we kiss? 1729 01:42:18.500 --> 01:42:19.767 Yes? 1730 01:42:21.303 --> 01:42:22.904 Yes. 1731 01:42:34.582 --> 01:42:38.420 I come seeking the Keepers of the five kingdoms. 1732 01:42:38.486 --> 01:42:41.523 Are you the one known as Patsy Lee? 1733 01:42:41.589 --> 01:42:43.258 Yes? 1734 01:42:43.325 --> 01:42:45.360 Oh, thank the elder gods. 1735 01:42:45.427 --> 01:42:48.363 I've journeyed across worlds to find you. 1736 01:42:48.430 --> 01:42:53.301 My people, they... they are in dire need. 1737 01:42:53.368 --> 01:42:56.838 We need the Keepers of the five kingdoms. 1738 01:43:01.008 --> 01:43:03.578 -How can we help you? -Thank you, Patsy Lee. 1739 01:43:03.645 --> 01:43:09.484 But first, I bring a message from he who loves you most. 1740 01:43:09.551 --> 01:43:11.052 I bring a message... 1741 01:43:14.356 --> 01:43:16.658 From your father. 1742 01:43:21.796 --> 01:43:27.702 * * 1743 01:43:28.770 --> 01:43:30.772 You know, it was very considerate 1744 01:43:30.838 --> 01:43:32.740 to season herself like this. 1745 01:43:32.807 --> 01:43:36.077 Ah. Four stars hospitality. 1746 01:43:37.679 --> 01:43:40.548 Tell you what, after eating witch, you get tired. 1747 01:43:40.615 --> 01:43:42.717 It's the tryptophan. 1748 01:43:47.722 --> 01:43:53.528 * * 1749 01:44:03.204 --> 01:44:06.774 * Was once upon a time, yeah * 1750 01:44:06.841 --> 01:44:10.612 * In a land of the enchanted * 1751 01:44:10.678 --> 01:44:14.649 * Where wishes could be granted * 1752 01:44:14.716 --> 01:44:17.218 * For the things we've never seen * 1753 01:44:19.186 --> 01:44:22.490 * By now you've heard the rumors * 1754 01:44:22.557 --> 01:44:26.761 * About the magic and the glory * 1755 01:44:26.828 --> 01:44:30.598 * But let me tell the story * 1756 01:44:30.665 --> 01:44:33.034 * From the book of must believe * 1757 01:44:35.102 --> 01:44:37.539 * Assigned a fate * 1758 01:44:37.605 --> 01:44:40.375 * By her own claims * 1759 01:44:40.442 --> 01:44:41.543 * Ooh ooh ooh * 1760 01:44:41.609 --> 01:44:45.480 * It's a never-ending tale * 1761 01:44:45.547 --> 01:44:50.385 * A fable told like spinning gold * 1762 01:44:50.452 --> 01:44:53.187 * Remember, legends are real * 1763 01:44:53.254 --> 01:44:55.022 * Everyone knows * 1764 01:44:55.089 --> 01:44:59.093 * They're superhuman heroes * 1765 01:44:59.160 --> 01:45:01.095 * Nothing comes close * 1766 01:45:01.162 --> 01:45:03.264 * That's how I feel * 1767 01:45:03.331 --> 01:45:05.467 * Legends are real * 1768 01:45:07.301 --> 01:45:10.938 * Legends are real, that's how it goes * 1769 01:45:11.005 --> 01:45:15.242 * We're superhuman heroes * 1770 01:45:15.309 --> 01:45:17.412 * That's how I feel * 1771 01:45:17.479 --> 01:45:19.514 * 'Cause they're real * 1772 01:45:19.581 --> 01:45:24.018 * So real * 1773 01:45:24.085 --> 01:45:28.523 * * 1774 01:45:43.237 --> 01:45:47.208 * Who knows if I don't believe them * 1775 01:45:47.274 --> 01:45:51.779 * If in your heart you believe in love * 1776 01:45:51.846 --> 01:45:57.385 * Then the hero in you can too shine through * 1777 01:45:57.452 --> 01:45:59.153 * And you do * 1778 01:45:59.220 --> 01:46:01.055 * Everyone knows * 1779 01:46:01.122 --> 01:46:05.059 * They're superhuman heroes * 1780 01:46:05.126 --> 01:46:09.063 * Nothing comes close, that's how I feel * 1781 01:46:09.130 --> 01:46:13.334 * Legends are real * 1782 01:46:13.401 --> 01:46:17.104 * Legends are real, that's how it goes * 1783 01:46:17.171 --> 01:46:21.108 * They're superhuman heroes * 1784 01:46:21.175 --> 01:46:25.513 * That's how I feel 'cause they're real * 1785 01:46:25.580 --> 01:46:30.652 * So real * 1786 01:46:35.189 --> 01:46:40.862 * *