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Welcome. You've got mail.
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We are releasing our fourth
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and final quarterly report
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on public
and private efforts...
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...to address
the Y2K computer problem.
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The report shows
that our hard work
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in this country
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is paying off,
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and while there is more to do,
I expect we will experience
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no major national breakdowns
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as a result of
the year 2000 date change.
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♪ We've come
a long, long way together ♪
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♪ Through the hard times
and the good ♪
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♪ I have to
celebrate you, baby ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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Seniors rule the school!
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Hey, bitch! Surge, up!
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Get over here, junior.
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Hey, that's my head!
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"XOXO".
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What are you doing for NYE?
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Huh.
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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Another boring New Year's
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at the Mendenhall's for us.
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What about you?
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Any lucky lady gonna
get the midnight kiss?
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We're just gonna, like, chill
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and watch a movie
or something.
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That's good.
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You know, there's a lot
of weirdos out there tonight,
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plus with this whole
computer virus bug thing.
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- I don't know.
- Yeah, I'm sure we'll die
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as soon as we leave
the house after dark.
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- Come on.
- Well, I think it's great
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that you're not putting
pressure on yourself
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for the big kiss.
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You have plenty of time.
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You ever French kiss before?
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Your mom taught me in college.
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She was ready to go,
if you know what I mean.
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Jesus Christ.
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I don't wanna hear that.
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See you next year. I love you.
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Hey, Robin.
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Give him some air, come on.
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- Yeah, I'll see you.
- Check this out.
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Get my news on here
and everything.
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- You can?
- Yeah.
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It's about Enron.
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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♪ I have to praise you
like I should ♪
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♪ I have to praise you ♪
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- Your mom got a pool?
- Yeah.
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And you're going for a swim,
bitch. Wah!
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Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons.
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Watch the Kostons, though,
for real.
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Sorry, bro.
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Ooh, Lord Sticky.
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Sire. Come.
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Four minutes left, sweetheart.
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There's my other son.
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How do you look more handsome
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- every time I see you?
- Pssh. Ah, I don't know.
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One of these days,
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you're gonna leave me
for a Herbal Essence girl.
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Dog, stop flirting
with my mom.
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3, 2, 3, 4.
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Damn.
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The whole gang
in Foreman's basement.
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- You bring the shit?
- Yeah.
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You gotta stop leaving this
under my pillow.
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I'm the rubber fairy.
Okay? It's what I do.
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You ready to fuck all night?
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Yeah. Hell yeah.
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- Blow harder.
- I am blowing.
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Oh, did you, um...
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Did you do
your AP Comp essay yet?
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Yeah. It was about
how you were able
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to go through puberty
without your balls dropping.
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Modern miracle.
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It's funny, man.
It's really funny.
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It was funny.
That's why I said it.
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Andrea.
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Uh, I don't know, maybe.
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Maybe?
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Sticky.
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Andrea the Giant.
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Andrea the Giant Boobies.
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That's literally
what they call her.
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Dude, I don't know.
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They... These girls
are like our friends.
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God, can you let your cock out
to breathe for five seconds?
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Or are you still holding
out for that hot popular chick
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who sometimes talks to you
in Spanish class?
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Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO"
to me on AIM earlier.
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Then fucking ask her out.
No.
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Isn't she 69ing
some college guy?
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Community college.
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Okay, so he can only get
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an associate's degree
in 69ing.
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Danny, you don't know
what you're talking about.
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We got nip.
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She is so mature.
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Honestly,
those areolas? Fuck.
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Computer bug
got you ready to break stuff?
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Limp Bizkit is ringing in
the Y2K apocalypse tonight
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- at Crawford Arena.
- Check it.
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- Oh, dude, play that shit.
- Yep.
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And we've got two tickets
courtesy of Fred Durst.
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I've always wanted to do that.
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Mmm.
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Dude, I've always wanted
to see this.
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It looks tight.
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"Nothing is inconceivable."
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Oh, shit,
is that Raleigh?
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She was like decked out
in Abercrombie a month ago.
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Yeah.
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You know, I heard her parents
made her get X-rays
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and she had, like,
holes in her brain
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from all the ecstasy.
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Nah, dude, that's a myth.
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Tsk. Whatever, man.
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What's up, Garrett?
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D-Man, E-Boy, what's good?
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Yo.
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How about one on the Gar-ster?
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Ah, Junior.
Arnie's having a baby.
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Garrett,
can you settle this for us?
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Does, um, ecstasy put holes
in your brain?
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I mean, effects of MDMA
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on brain matter are
still under broad dispute.
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Many studies
have been criticized
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for lack of evidence,
inherent bias, et cetera.
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Scientists just be, like,
hella un-rigorous.
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But, um...
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Yo.
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You foolios want to hit up
the champagne room real quick?
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- Pssh. Yeah.
- Yeah, I'm down.
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E-Boy?
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Um, no.
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- D?
- Hmm, yeah.
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Wise choice, young squire.
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Oh, damn, that's hitting
for you right there, fool.
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This is the life for me,
know what I'm saying?
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No customers, just me,
the tapes, some bomb-ass kush.
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Gets my brain flowing,
for real.
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I start thinking
about some crazy shit.
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Like, shit that makes you go,
"What the fuck?"
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You ever fucking...
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You go to the grocery store, right?
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And it's like
you're picking up shit,
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and you're like, "Oh,
I'mma grab some Q-Tips."
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But it's, like,
that's... that's the brand.
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It's actually cotton swabs.
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Kleenex, that's another one,
'cause that's a facial tissue.
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Start thinking about, like,
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the fucking
first few colonies.
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That must have been wild.
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Like,
"Oh, we're in the country.
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Grab your musket.
You can borrow my mine.
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Yeah, sure, you can borrow
my musket."
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I guess
that's why they call it
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the American
Revolution.
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Words are a fucking trip.
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Yeah, you know
what I'm saying?
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Laser, right?
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Laser.
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Why'd they spell that
with an S?
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That's like interesting to me.
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See what I'm talking about?
Trippy shit.
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Oh, snap.
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Bunch of the homies
are mobbing
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to the old factory
at midnight.
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Y'all should roll through.
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Sounds like fun
for the whole family.
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Yeah, if the whole family
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likes tripping balls,
which, uh, some do.
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So, what?
You, like, smoke now?
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Ugh. Is that okay, mom?
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, shit.
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It's Big Nut and Little Nut.
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Hey! Yo, you guys
still squeegeeing pussy
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for the girls' basketball team
or what's up?
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That's not what
equipment managers do.
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What?
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I'm sorry,
I don't speak bitch-ass.
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What'd you just say?
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Fuck him up, Farkas.
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You gotta
speak up louder, dog.
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I don't know what the fuck
you just said.
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- Huh? Let's do it. Let's go.
- Yo, yo, yo.
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This fucking tubby
motherfucker
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"yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad,
he ate the fucking chihuahua.
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Hey, fuck these bozos, man.
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Hey, August,
give me a beat real quick.
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Come on.
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Ah.
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Ay, yo.
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♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪
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♪ Walkin' to the car ♪
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♪ You can't go far
'cause you got a big scar ♪
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♪ You slow like molasses
My flow is the fastest ♪
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♪ Soggy, wet condom
straight... ♪
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♪ Coming out your asses ♪
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Yes!
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Fuck yeah.
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Wack-ass bitch.
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He's actually
a decent rapper.
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Fruit chewy cookies.
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Oh, shit, dude.
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RoxyGurl.
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Talk to her, dude.
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- No, I'm not...
- Talk to her.
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God is fucking
smiling down on you.
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- No. Stop. Stop.
- Talk to her.
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You're being a bitch.
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You're being a...
You're being a bitch.
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Hey, Laura.
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- Hey.
- What's up, Laura?
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What's up, y'all?
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Go Crusaders.
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I'm just kidding.
School sucks, right?
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- What?
- Are we doing this?
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I got lookout.
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What's up, dude?
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Feliz año nuevo.
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Gracias, amiga.
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Uh, 2000, though.
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- Crazy.
- Right?
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Where are the flying cars
they promised us?
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Totally.
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Um, oh, I saw workers
putting in, like,
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new or better internet
at Crawford today,
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and I was all like,
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"I definitely know a genius
who's gonna love that
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in AP Computer Science
next year."
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Finally, right?
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DSL at last.
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I don't know, though,
'cause Amber and Madison
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kind of want to take Yearbook
to get the easy grade, so...
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No perishables?
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Fuck me I guess.
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Um, so just getting
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a couple of cans of Surge?
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Deli meats?
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It's top secret actually.
262
00:13:01.930 --> 00:13:03.598
- It's a booze bolt.
- Oh.
263
00:13:03.700 --> 00:13:04.928
Could use some backup.
264
00:13:05.030 --> 00:13:06.363
No, that's illegal.
265
00:13:06.465 --> 00:13:07.839
Naughty, naughty girl.
266
00:13:14.276 --> 00:13:15.340
- Fuck her.
- Anyways, uh,
267
00:13:15.442 --> 00:13:17.010
we're actually going
to Chris' New Year's thing.
268
00:13:17.112 --> 00:13:19.444
It's gonna be
a total shit show, so.
269
00:13:20.385 --> 00:13:21.352
Chris Kulhken?
270
00:13:21.454 --> 00:13:22.679
Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah.
271
00:13:22.781 --> 00:13:27.790
Um, just you, booze bolt crew,
and, like, boyfriend just...
272
00:13:27.892 --> 00:13:31.095
Um, me and Jonas broke up, actually.
273
00:13:31.197 --> 00:13:32.626
Oh, wow.
274
00:13:32.728 --> 00:13:35.027
Um... You okay?
275
00:13:35.129 --> 00:13:36.930
Just gonna
take some time
276
00:13:37.032 --> 00:13:38.869
and focus on me.
277
00:13:38.971 --> 00:13:40.566
You suck at lookout, bitch.
278
00:13:40.668 --> 00:13:41.769
See ya.
279
00:13:43.569 --> 00:13:49.542
♪ ...of heartache
that hang from above ♪
280
00:13:51.477 --> 00:13:57.147
♪ And I'll be
your cryin' shoulder ♪
281
00:13:57.249 --> 00:14:01.420
♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪
282
00:14:01.955 --> 00:14:03.386
♪ And I'll... ♪
283
00:14:06.259 --> 00:14:07.866
I'm gonna need you
to pay for this.
284
00:14:10.298 --> 00:14:12.134
Everything
is perfectly normal.
285
00:14:13.699 --> 00:14:15.900
Except for the fact
that the mom is also the dad.
286
00:14:16.002 --> 00:14:17.106
This is pathetic.
287
00:14:18.041 --> 00:14:19.603
Our parents are having fun
right now.
288
00:14:20.814 --> 00:14:22.805
I mean, our parents
are cooler than us.
289
00:14:23.441 --> 00:14:25.311
We could be at a party
right now.
290
00:14:25.413 --> 00:14:27.313
But I want my baby.
And I need your help.
291
00:14:27.415 --> 00:14:30.083
Why are you
so desperate to be ignored
292
00:14:30.185 --> 00:14:32.623
by a bunch of
puka shell assholes?
293
00:14:32.725 --> 00:14:34.690
That is such an excuse.
294
00:14:34.792 --> 00:14:35.956
Sticky, you're being a pussy.
295
00:14:36.058 --> 00:14:37.520
- I'm not a pussy.
- Yes, you are.
296
00:14:37.622 --> 00:14:40.131
You basically cried
when I smoked earlier.
297
00:14:40.233 --> 00:14:41.026
Yeah?
298
00:14:41.128 --> 00:14:42.967
Yeah, you're being a pussy.
299
00:14:43.929 --> 00:14:45.068
Yeah?
300
00:14:45.868 --> 00:14:47.202
Would a pussy do this?
301
00:14:48.201 --> 00:14:50.637
Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick!
302
00:14:50.739 --> 00:14:52.374
Thanks. Whew.
303
00:14:53.742 --> 00:14:54.671
Damn, dude.
304
00:14:59.786 --> 00:15:01.113
Get over here, motherfucker.
305
00:15:01.215 --> 00:15:03.350
Open up. Take a swig.
306
00:15:07.254 --> 00:15:08.993
- It's so smooth.
- Smooth, right?
307
00:15:11.029 --> 00:15:12.695
I say let's do it.
308
00:15:12.797 --> 00:15:14.325
I say let's go to the party.
309
00:15:14.427 --> 00:15:16.163
- I don't know, dude.
- Listen, okay?
310
00:15:16.265 --> 00:15:18.969
In a few hours,
you have a built-in excuse
311
00:15:19.071 --> 00:15:22.006
to kiss the newly single girl
of your dreams.
312
00:15:24.677 --> 00:15:25.977
Maybe it's the booze talking.
313
00:15:26.939 --> 00:15:28.078
But...
314
00:15:28.942 --> 00:15:30.010
fuck it, dude!
315
00:15:30.112 --> 00:15:31.748
Let's do it.
What, what, what...
316
00:15:31.850 --> 00:15:33.351
Fuck it, dude.
What are we doing?
317
00:15:33.453 --> 00:15:34.418
Fuck it! Let's go!
318
00:15:34.520 --> 00:15:35.780
My boy's en fuego.
319
00:15:38.690 --> 00:15:40.057
Let's go to the party.
320
00:15:40.159 --> 00:15:41.558
♪ I get knocked down ♪
321
00:15:41.660 --> 00:15:42.926
♪ But I get up again ♪
322
00:15:43.028 --> 00:15:44.660
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
323
00:15:44.762 --> 00:15:46.024
♪ I get knocked down ♪
324
00:15:46.126 --> 00:15:47.392
♪ But I get up again ♪
325
00:15:47.494 --> 00:15:49.297
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
326
00:15:51.099 --> 00:15:54.500
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
327
00:15:55.873 --> 00:15:58.802
♪ Pissing the night away ♪
328
00:15:58.904 --> 00:16:01.244
♪ He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink ♪
329
00:16:01.346 --> 00:16:03.411
♪ He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink ♪
330
00:16:03.513 --> 00:16:05.210
♪ He sings songs that
remind him of the good times ♪
331
00:16:05.312 --> 00:16:06.884
- Dude.
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
332
00:16:06.987 --> 00:16:08.882
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
333
00:16:08.984 --> 00:16:11.217
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
334
00:16:11.319 --> 00:16:14.150
♪ Danny boy ♪
335
00:16:14.252 --> 00:16:16.625
♪ Danny boy ♪
336
00:16:18.897 --> 00:16:19.859
- Yeah!
- We're doing it!
337
00:16:24.031 --> 00:16:25.663
Ah, I need a drink.
338
00:16:26.536 --> 00:16:27.500
No.
339
00:16:29.072 --> 00:16:30.872
What is Kelso doing here?
340
00:16:30.974 --> 00:16:32.705
Tonight, Kelso's our guide.
341
00:16:33.441 --> 00:16:35.309
No, no, no,
I'm not walking to the party
342
00:16:35.411 --> 00:16:37.911
- with some lame action figure.
- Ah, who cares?
343
00:16:38.013 --> 00:16:39.245
Just like what you like.
344
00:16:39.347 --> 00:16:40.851
And we can learn a lot
from Kelso.
345
00:16:40.953 --> 00:16:43.584
We could say
we have this for a reason.
346
00:16:43.686 --> 00:16:45.917
Because it was stuck in a copy
of The Giver at the library?
347
00:16:46.019 --> 00:16:47.121
Just watch.
348
00:16:47.223 --> 00:16:49.890
One of these days,
maybe even tonight,
349
00:16:49.992 --> 00:16:51.722
one of us is gonna use it.
350
00:16:58.899 --> 00:16:59.796
Damn.
351
00:17:02.508 --> 00:17:03.867
Everyone's here.
352
00:17:03.969 --> 00:17:05.842
♪ I'm craving for you ♪
353
00:17:05.944 --> 00:17:09.208
♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪
354
00:17:09.310 --> 00:17:11.110
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Missing... ♪
355
00:17:15.453 --> 00:17:17.186
♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪
356
00:17:17.288 --> 00:17:19.283
♪ Ah, this is how we chill
from '93 'til ♪
357
00:17:20.990 --> 00:17:23.420
♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪
358
00:17:23.522 --> 00:17:24.959
♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪
359
00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:30.561
♪ Something takes
a part of me ♪
360
00:17:30.664 --> 00:17:32.430
All right, let's do this.
361
00:17:42.613 --> 00:17:43.578
Andrea.
362
00:17:43.681 --> 00:17:45.282
Hey, Lisa.
363
00:17:45.384 --> 00:17:46.480
Hey.
364
00:17:54.385 --> 00:17:56.052
Dude. Dude, the mix.
365
00:17:56.154 --> 00:17:57.356
Oh, shit.
366
00:17:57.458 --> 00:17:59.097
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The mix, yeah.
367
00:18:11.503 --> 00:18:13.004
♪ This thing right here ♪
368
00:18:15.081 --> 00:18:16.544
♪ Is letting
all the ladies know ♪
369
00:18:16.646 --> 00:18:19.183
- Oh, this is my song, Eli!
- ♪ What guys talk about ♪
370
00:18:20.549 --> 00:18:23.319
♪ You know
The finer things in life ♪
371
00:18:25.317 --> 00:18:26.385
♪ Check it out ♪
372
00:18:26.487 --> 00:18:28.290
♪ Ooh, that dress
so scandalous ♪
373
00:18:28.392 --> 00:18:30.293
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
374
00:18:30.395 --> 00:18:32.394
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
375
00:18:32.496 --> 00:18:34.561
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
376
00:18:34.663 --> 00:18:36.131
♪ You like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
377
00:18:36.233 --> 00:18:37.229
♪ Then you cruise
to the crews ♪
378
00:18:37.331 --> 00:18:38.365
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
379
00:18:38.467 --> 00:18:40.037
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
380
00:18:40.139 --> 00:18:41.798
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
381
00:18:41.900 --> 00:18:44.238
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
382
00:18:44.340 --> 00:18:46.274
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
383
00:18:46.376 --> 00:18:48.373
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt ♪
384
00:18:48.475 --> 00:18:49.674
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
385
00:18:49.776 --> 00:18:52.147
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
386
00:18:52.249 --> 00:18:54.080
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
387
00:18:54.182 --> 00:18:56.253
♪ All night long ♪
388
00:18:56.355 --> 00:18:58.321
♪ Let me see that thong ♪
389
00:18:58.423 --> 00:19:00.190
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
390
00:19:00.292 --> 00:19:01.554
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
391
00:19:01.656 --> 00:19:03.425
- ♪ Baby! ♪
- ♪ I know you wanna show ♪
392
00:19:03.527 --> 00:19:05.856
♪ Da na da na, that thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
393
00:19:05.958 --> 00:19:07.659
♪ I like it when the beat goes
Da na da na ♪
394
00:19:07.761 --> 00:19:09.027
♪ Baby, make your booty go
Da na da na ♪
395
00:19:09.129 --> 00:19:10.332
Hey!
396
00:19:10.434 --> 00:19:11.696
♪ Girl, I know you wanna show
Da na da na ♪
397
00:19:11.798 --> 00:19:13.898
♪ That thong,
thong, thong, thong, listen ♪
398
00:19:14.000 --> 00:19:15.700
- ♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪
- Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!
399
00:19:15.802 --> 00:19:17.638
♪ And I know another...
couldn't handle it ♪
400
00:19:17.740 --> 00:19:19.704
♪ And she's shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
401
00:19:19.806 --> 00:19:21.839
♪ With a look in her eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
402
00:19:21.941 --> 00:19:23.409
♪ She like to dance
at all the hip-hop spots ♪
403
00:19:23.511 --> 00:19:24.507
♪ And she cruise
to the crews ♪
404
00:19:24.609 --> 00:19:25.709
♪ Like connect the dots ♪
405
00:19:25.811 --> 00:19:27.447
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
406
00:19:27.549 --> 00:19:29.450
♪ 'Cause she was
livin' la vida loca ♪
407
00:19:29.552 --> 00:19:31.583
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
408
00:19:31.685 --> 00:19:33.557
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what... ♪
409
00:19:33.659 --> 00:19:34.819
Miss Booze Bolt.
410
00:19:35.995 --> 00:19:37.021
So you didn't
get arrested, huh?
411
00:19:37.124 --> 00:19:38.193
No, I did.
412
00:19:38.295 --> 00:19:39.896
It's just I snuck out
for the party.
413
00:19:39.998 --> 00:19:41.693
Oh, that's good. That's good.
414
00:19:41.795 --> 00:19:44.034
Yeah, yeah. You do not want
to miss Cory Flock
415
00:19:44.136 --> 00:19:46.567
spitting game
with a full-on boner.
416
00:19:47.201 --> 00:19:48.705
Oh, my God.
417
00:19:48.807 --> 00:19:49.838
That is disturbing.
418
00:19:49.940 --> 00:19:52.168
Um, is Raleigh good?
419
00:19:52.270 --> 00:19:53.271
Yeah.
420
00:19:53.373 --> 00:19:54.739
Oh, I'm... I don't know.
421
00:19:54.841 --> 00:19:57.848
It's just kind of weird how,
uh, people change.
422
00:19:57.950 --> 00:20:00.049
Yeah. No, I'll never change.
423
00:20:00.151 --> 00:20:01.811
- Hmm.
- Unless there's something
424
00:20:01.914 --> 00:20:03.281
that you think should
be different about me.
425
00:20:03.383 --> 00:20:04.548
I'll... I'll...
426
00:20:04.650 --> 00:20:06.285
I'll change
in an instant for...
427
00:20:06.387 --> 00:20:08.023
You ever considered a haircut?
428
00:20:08.125 --> 00:20:09.489
I didn't expect you to come up
429
00:20:09.591 --> 00:20:10.957
with an answer right away.
430
00:20:11.059 --> 00:20:12.158
There she is.
431
00:20:12.260 --> 00:20:13.563
What's up, little guy?
432
00:20:14.199 --> 00:20:15.459
- Soccer Chris.
- Uh-oh.
433
00:20:15.561 --> 00:20:16.895
Laura, what are you drinking?
434
00:20:16.997 --> 00:20:20.036
- Hope it's not vodka.
- Oh, my God. No, no, guys.
435
00:20:20.138 --> 00:20:21.468
Please,
I thought the vodka man
436
00:20:21.570 --> 00:20:23.470
was banished
after the snowboarding trip.
437
00:20:23.572 --> 00:20:26.171
Never. Where there's vodka,
I'll be drunk.
438
00:20:28.244 --> 00:20:29.940
It's so fucking funny!
439
00:20:32.949 --> 00:20:34.377
Hey, shots.
440
00:20:34.479 --> 00:20:36.446
Kitchen. Let's go.
441
00:20:36.548 --> 00:20:37.614
Let's go. Come on, yeah.
442
00:20:37.716 --> 00:20:39.316
Okay, all right, sorry.
443
00:20:39.418 --> 00:20:40.890
Later, Eli.
444
00:20:40.992 --> 00:20:42.359
See you, vodka man.
445
00:20:43.090 --> 00:20:44.020
Hey, man.
446
00:20:44.830 --> 00:20:45.925
Do you like Laura?
447
00:20:46.328 --> 00:20:49.097
Um, I don't... I don't know.
448
00:20:49.199 --> 00:20:50.496
'Cause, um, I was gonna say
449
00:20:50.598 --> 00:20:52.402
if you're thinking about
going for it,
450
00:20:52.937 --> 00:20:54.668
definitely don't.
451
00:20:55.402 --> 00:20:56.703
You're a fucking dud.
452
00:20:57.635 --> 00:20:58.741
Peace.
453
00:20:58.843 --> 00:20:59.805
Goddamn it.
454
00:21:03.244 --> 00:21:05.041
Nice Kostons, poser.
455
00:21:08.180 --> 00:21:09.946
What up, what up, what up,
what up, what up, what up?
456
00:21:10.048 --> 00:21:12.615
It's your boy, Farkas,
coming at you live.
457
00:21:12.718 --> 00:21:15.759
It's 1999 and we getting high.
458
00:21:15.861 --> 00:21:17.560
And drunk!
459
00:21:17.662 --> 00:21:19.795
What's up, y'all? Let's say
what's up to the crew, man.
460
00:21:19.897 --> 00:21:21.931
Yeah! Ash!
461
00:21:22.033 --> 00:21:23.696
Fucking crazy bitch.
462
00:21:23.798 --> 00:21:25.434
Give me back my camera,
you fucking asshole.
463
00:21:25.536 --> 00:21:27.104
Man, are you listening
to this bozo?
464
00:21:27.206 --> 00:21:28.366
Dude,
are you hearing this shit?
465
00:21:28.468 --> 00:21:29.432
Are you for real, man?
466
00:21:29.534 --> 00:21:30.801
Ash, yo, please,
467
00:21:30.904 --> 00:21:32.307
please tell me
you're getting this shit.
468
00:21:32.409 --> 00:21:33.538
- Are you seeing this?
- I can see it.
469
00:21:33.640 --> 00:21:35.540
Yo, I mean, be real, dog.
470
00:21:35.642 --> 00:21:37.440
Nobody can touch Limp, obviously.
471
00:21:37.542 --> 00:21:38.744
- Trash.
- Come on.
472
00:21:38.846 --> 00:21:40.548
- Fred Durst?
- Man, fucking shut the fuck up
473
00:21:40.650 --> 00:21:42.419
before I fuck your ass up,
man. What the fuck?
474
00:21:42.521 --> 00:21:44.849
I don't listen to that
mainstream fucking bullshit.
475
00:21:44.951 --> 00:21:46.357
Yeah, you don't listen
to mainstream bullshit,
476
00:21:46.459 --> 00:21:47.920
'cause you're a pretentious
fucking ding-dong.
477
00:21:48.022 --> 00:21:50.523
What's the matter with you?
All right, whatever.
478
00:21:50.625 --> 00:21:52.462
Then name something
better then.
479
00:21:53.030 --> 00:21:54.330
Okay, I will.
480
00:21:54.433 --> 00:21:57.431
Gift of Gab, Del,
Freestyle Fellowship.
481
00:21:57.533 --> 00:21:59.567
Literally anyone
on Soundbombing II.
482
00:21:59.669 --> 00:22:02.602
Underground MCs
spit like real shit.
483
00:22:02.704 --> 00:22:03.867
- Truth. Always.
- Yeah, real shit.
484
00:22:03.970 --> 00:22:05.341
Yeah, nothing
that you would know about.
485
00:22:05.443 --> 00:22:06.944
- Yeah, okay, whatever.
- All you listen to
486
00:22:07.046 --> 00:22:08.308
is that corporate bullshit.
487
00:22:08.411 --> 00:22:09.845
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, you're a drone.
488
00:22:09.947 --> 00:22:11.113
I'm a drone?
489
00:22:11.215 --> 00:22:12.377
Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh?
490
00:22:12.479 --> 00:22:13.581
Well, guess what, bitch?
491
00:22:13.683 --> 00:22:16.249
Your cup is not
in your fucking hand, bitch.
492
00:22:16.351 --> 00:22:17.648
That's real as fuck.
493
00:22:17.750 --> 00:22:19.056
What you gonna do about it, huh?
494
00:22:19.158 --> 00:22:20.121
What you gonna do about it, huh?
495
00:22:24.427 --> 00:22:26.496
That shit is fucking sick, man.
496
00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:30.130
Yo, Eli. Over here, dude.
497
00:22:30.232 --> 00:22:32.562
This is my boy, Eli.
498
00:22:32.664 --> 00:22:34.469
He took this loser Kiwi in
499
00:22:34.571 --> 00:22:37.206
when I first moved here
in seventh grade.
500
00:22:37.308 --> 00:22:38.669
We saw our first
pair of titties
501
00:22:38.771 --> 00:22:40.736
on an episode of Arliss.
You know?
502
00:22:40.838 --> 00:22:42.277
And uh, the Ocarina incident.
503
00:22:42.379 --> 00:22:43.708
I'll always be sorry
about that.
504
00:22:43.810 --> 00:22:45.048
Wait,
what's the Ocarina incident?
505
00:22:45.151 --> 00:22:46.647
- Oh, no.
- Okay, so last summer,
506
00:22:46.749 --> 00:22:49.680
he's basically using me
to play Ocarina of Time.
507
00:22:49.782 --> 00:22:51.220
Oh,
that weird video game?
508
00:22:51.322 --> 00:22:53.050
Yeah,
so he goes to the bathroom
509
00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:55.393
and I think to myself,
510
00:22:56.429 --> 00:22:58.525
I'm gonna pee in his coke.
511
00:22:58.627 --> 00:23:00.660
- No!
- Yeah, just a little bit.
512
00:23:00.762 --> 00:23:02.231
I just wanted to see
if he would notice.
513
00:23:02.333 --> 00:23:03.728
Oh my God,
you drank piss.
514
00:23:03.830 --> 00:23:05.299
Yeah,
I guess he likes piss.
515
00:23:05.401 --> 00:23:07.402
So, where's your girlfriend?
516
00:23:07.504 --> 00:23:09.466
Dude, enough
with the goddamn condom.
517
00:23:09.968 --> 00:23:11.506
Why are you being an asshole
right now?
518
00:23:11.608 --> 00:23:13.971
Dude, what?
No, you should be thanking me.
519
00:23:14.073 --> 00:23:16.307
I'm... I'm doing all the work
for both of us.
520
00:23:16.409 --> 00:23:17.712
All the work?
521
00:23:17.814 --> 00:23:19.783
You just told half the school
that I drank your piss.
522
00:23:19.885 --> 00:23:20.979
Jesus Christ.
523
00:23:21.081 --> 00:23:24.386
We came here for you,
so you could get with Laura.
524
00:23:24.488 --> 00:23:27.090
My God.
Piss-mouth likes Laura?
525
00:23:27.193 --> 00:23:28.586
Like, what do you want
from me?
526
00:23:28.688 --> 00:23:30.357
I can't make friends for you,
527
00:23:30.460 --> 00:23:32.122
and I can't kiss Laura
for you.
528
00:23:36.397 --> 00:23:38.436
Look, fuck you, man.
529
00:23:41.337 --> 00:23:42.536
Almost midnight!
530
00:23:42.638 --> 00:23:44.442
Ooh!
I'm right after you, baby!
531
00:23:47.780 --> 00:23:48.743
Laura?
532
00:24:00.724 --> 00:24:02.556
This bed is crazy.
533
00:24:02.658 --> 00:24:04.627
We could do mad positions
on this thing.
534
00:24:05.027 --> 00:24:06.092
Oh.
535
00:24:07.462 --> 00:24:09.698
Enjoying the show, perv?
536
00:24:10.596 --> 00:24:11.796
Here we go!
537
00:24:11.898 --> 00:24:17.002
Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
538
00:24:17.104 --> 00:24:18.942
five...
539
00:24:19.044 --> 00:24:21.778
...four, three,
540
00:24:21.880 --> 00:24:24.612
two, one!
541
00:24:24.714 --> 00:24:26.484
♪ I've got a head
full of drought ♪
542
00:24:27.316 --> 00:24:28.778
♪ Down here ♪
543
00:24:28.880 --> 00:24:31.852
♪ So far off losing out ♪
544
00:24:32.618 --> 00:24:34.824
♪ Round here ♪
545
00:24:35.126 --> 00:24:37.022
♪ Overground ♪
546
00:24:38.229 --> 00:24:40.022
♪ Watch this space ♪
547
00:24:46.300 --> 00:24:47.230
Dude.
548
00:24:48.007 --> 00:24:49.001
You're the man.
549
00:24:49.940 --> 00:24:50.867
Yo.
550
00:24:50.969 --> 00:24:52.675
It'll happen
for you, too, bro.
551
00:24:53.711 --> 00:24:57.343
No, I know. I just feel like
a fucking nobody.
552
00:24:57.846 --> 00:24:59.576
Don't fucking say that, okay?
This is...
553
00:24:59.912 --> 00:25:01.951
This is gonna be
our year, okay?
554
00:25:02.053 --> 00:25:03.286
No, fuck that.
555
00:25:03.388 --> 00:25:04.687
This is gonna
be our millennium.
556
00:25:06.618 --> 00:25:07.756
Lord Sticky?
557
00:25:09.059 --> 00:25:10.158
Yeah.
558
00:25:11.656 --> 00:25:12.891
Hey!
559
00:25:19.004 --> 00:25:21.003
Y2K is real.
560
00:25:33.882 --> 00:25:36.452
No!
561
00:25:36.554 --> 00:25:37.915
What the fuck!
562
00:25:38.017 --> 00:25:39.755
Stop, stop, stop!
563
00:25:54.602 --> 00:25:56.206
Fuck!
564
00:25:56.308 --> 00:25:58.004
My parents are gonna kill me!
565
00:26:01.111 --> 00:26:02.107
Aiden.
566
00:26:03.413 --> 00:26:04.780
Shit!
567
00:26:07.748 --> 00:26:09.917
It's...
568
00:26:10.715 --> 00:26:11.985
It's the bed.
569
00:26:12.817 --> 00:26:14.256
The bed did it.
570
00:26:14.358 --> 00:26:15.824
Raleigh, what happened?
571
00:26:21.093 --> 00:26:24.434
The bed started jerking
up and down.
572
00:26:24.536 --> 00:26:26.168
- Bullshit!
- It launched him.
573
00:26:26.270 --> 00:26:27.200
She killed Aiden.
574
00:26:28.867 --> 00:26:30.202
Uh, did anyone see that?
575
00:26:30.304 --> 00:26:32.705
We need to call an ambulance.
The cops. His... his parents.
576
00:26:32.807 --> 00:26:33.806
Let me just think
for a minute.
577
00:26:33.908 --> 00:26:35.445
- Soccer Chris?
- It's... It's the house.
578
00:26:35.547 --> 00:26:37.810
This is your brain on drugs, folks.
579
00:26:37.912 --> 00:26:39.478
Chick's been rolling
since homecoming.
580
00:26:39.580 --> 00:26:40.812
Soccer Chris.
581
00:26:40.914 --> 00:26:42.319
- Somebody's dead.
- I know, Laura.
582
00:26:42.421 --> 00:26:44.781
- Yo, Soccer Chris.
- It's Chris.
583
00:26:44.883 --> 00:26:46.789
Not fucking Soccer Chris.
584
00:26:47.624 --> 00:26:49.623
And who the fuck are you
anyway?
585
00:26:49.725 --> 00:26:50.887
Dude,
that's Piss-mouth.
586
00:26:50.989 --> 00:26:53.128
Yeah, he drank piss.
587
00:26:55.528 --> 00:26:56.526
Sorry.
588
00:27:02.737 --> 00:27:04.173
What's that?
589
00:27:17.553 --> 00:27:19.888
Damn, that's pimp as hell.
590
00:27:26.760 --> 00:27:28.765
Who's controlling the car?
591
00:27:35.369 --> 00:27:36.432
Huh?
592
00:27:44.547 --> 00:27:45.982
Someone's on the net.
593
00:27:59.295 --> 00:28:00.324
Dumbass.
594
00:28:00.759 --> 00:28:02.064
I use gel.
595
00:28:05.437 --> 00:28:06.535
You've got mail.
596
00:28:23.748 --> 00:28:25.085
Raleigh!
597
00:28:34.432 --> 00:28:36.129
Oh, my God!
598
00:28:50.314 --> 00:28:51.645
Cory Flock.
599
00:28:59.754 --> 00:29:01.220
Thank you. Thank you.
600
00:29:02.558 --> 00:29:03.558
Laura, let's roll.
601
00:29:03.660 --> 00:29:04.920
We... We need to find Raleigh.
602
00:29:05.022 --> 00:29:06.589
Fuck that. Come on.
603
00:29:06.691 --> 00:29:07.798
No.
604
00:29:08.265 --> 00:29:09.266
Fine.
605
00:29:09.368 --> 00:29:10.531
Die with these losers.
606
00:29:10.633 --> 00:29:12.228
Guess I will, asshole.
607
00:29:12.330 --> 00:29:14.437
Um, don't admit
that we're losers.
608
00:29:22.114 --> 00:29:23.077
Go, go.
609
00:29:24.612 --> 00:29:25.783
Dude, score.
610
00:29:32.256 --> 00:29:33.219
Help!
611
00:29:33.621 --> 00:29:34.719
Let us in!
612
00:29:34.821 --> 00:29:36.519
- Come on.
- Laura...
613
00:29:37.161 --> 00:29:38.057
Hey.
614
00:29:38.159 --> 00:29:39.825
I've been looking for you.
615
00:30:01.585 --> 00:30:02.580
We're gonna die. Fuck.
616
00:30:02.682 --> 00:30:03.647
Screw it.
617
00:30:05.820 --> 00:30:07.588
Five, six, seven, eight!
618
00:30:11.824 --> 00:30:12.921
Shit.
619
00:30:13.023 --> 00:30:15.330
Tae Bo, bitch!
620
00:30:15.766 --> 00:30:18.099
Oh, fuck.
Fuckin' Billy Blanks.
621
00:30:18.865 --> 00:30:19.969
Holy shit!
622
00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:23.269
Damn, Big Nut!
Saved the motherfuckin' day.
623
00:30:23.371 --> 00:30:25.167
- Yeah, I guess so.
- Yeah, well, eat shit.
624
00:30:26.678 --> 00:30:28.846
Open up
the motherfucking door!
625
00:30:31.048 --> 00:30:33.917
Yo, you just fuckin' chillin'
in here dolo?
626
00:30:34.979 --> 00:30:36.315
Hello. Danny.
627
00:30:36.982 --> 00:30:38.083
Move, pussy.
628
00:30:42.161 --> 00:30:43.058
Laura.
629
00:30:43.988 --> 00:30:45.291
We gotta go.
630
00:30:52.003 --> 00:30:53.330
What the hell
is going on out there?
631
00:30:53.433 --> 00:30:54.835
They're, like,
combining or something.
632
00:30:54.937 --> 00:30:56.604
Dude,
a Tamagotchi just drilled
633
00:30:56.706 --> 00:30:58.106
through a chick's head.
634
00:30:58.208 --> 00:31:00.744
What if it's... What if
it's only Soccer Chris' house?
635
00:31:00.846 --> 00:31:02.708
No,
it could be the whole town.
636
00:31:02.810 --> 00:31:04.179
Wake up, numbnuts.
637
00:31:04.281 --> 00:31:06.541
We're talking Y2K here, okay?
Global Computer Apocalypse.
638
00:31:06.644 --> 00:31:08.350
But they predicted it.
They knew it was coming.
639
00:31:08.452 --> 00:31:09.246
What gives?
640
00:31:09.348 --> 00:31:11.248
Do I have to spell it out
for you, man?
641
00:31:11.350 --> 00:31:13.590
President Blowjob.
He planned it all.
642
00:31:13.692 --> 00:31:15.219
Society's fucking
dumb as hell.
643
00:31:15.321 --> 00:31:17.122
- Just let it burn.
- Yeah, fuck yeah.
644
00:31:17.224 --> 00:31:19.056
I say we just rebuild
from the ashes.
645
00:31:19.158 --> 00:31:20.997
Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad.
646
00:31:22.499 --> 00:31:23.659
It's a bug.
647
00:31:24.970 --> 00:31:27.396
AI consciousness pushing
a sentient worm command
648
00:31:27.498 --> 00:31:30.504
to every processing chip
around the world.
649
00:31:30.606 --> 00:31:32.041
Translation?
650
00:31:33.071 --> 00:31:35.278
Goodbye, human race.
651
00:31:35.380 --> 00:31:36.340
What the fuck?
652
00:31:36.443 --> 00:31:38.143
So now Shitney Spears
thinks she's a hacker?
653
00:31:38.245 --> 00:31:39.944
Whoa,
she knows more than you do.
654
00:31:40.046 --> 00:31:41.313
Laura's a coding whiz.
655
00:31:41.415 --> 00:31:43.614
A girl
that knows computers? My ass.
656
00:31:43.716 --> 00:31:46.052
Yeah, she practically built
the entire Crawford web portal
657
00:31:46.154 --> 00:31:48.156
on her own.
It's... It's pretty sick.
658
00:31:48.956 --> 00:31:50.386
Eli, put your boner away.
659
00:31:50.488 --> 00:31:52.623
God, we're so fucked.
660
00:31:52.725 --> 00:31:55.728
God, somebody tell this bitch
to stop crying all the time.
661
00:31:55.830 --> 00:31:56.863
We need a plan.
662
00:31:56.966 --> 00:31:58.963
Yo, let's just
hotwire the Benz
663
00:31:59.065 --> 00:32:00.067
and roll the fuck out.
664
00:32:00.169 --> 00:32:01.297
What happens
when you turn that thing on
665
00:32:01.399 --> 00:32:02.569
and it tries
to fucking kill us?
666
00:32:02.671 --> 00:32:03.807
Bring it, bitch.
667
00:32:03.909 --> 00:32:05.838
I'll be riding that shit
straight to Kabul.
668
00:32:07.505 --> 00:32:09.110
Do you ever listen
to yourself?
669
00:32:09.212 --> 00:32:10.643
I listen to your mom
jacking me off.
670
00:32:10.745 --> 00:32:12.009
The old factory.
671
00:32:12.111 --> 00:32:13.346
We go to the old factory.
672
00:32:13.448 --> 00:32:14.916
- The stoner kickback?
- Garrett's thing?
673
00:32:15.018 --> 00:32:16.814
It's safe.
No electricity.
674
00:32:16.916 --> 00:32:17.919
No computers.
675
00:32:18.021 --> 00:32:20.088
And Jonas, my boyf...
my ex-boyfriend,
676
00:32:20.190 --> 00:32:21.755
he's an engineering major.
He'll know what to do.
677
00:32:21.857 --> 00:32:23.059
Yeah. No, dude.
678
00:32:23.161 --> 00:32:25.357
I'm not listening to
binary code Barbie over here.
679
00:32:25.459 --> 00:32:27.594
And I'm definitely
not going to fucking listen
680
00:32:27.696 --> 00:32:28.898
to the dumbass
681
00:32:29.001 --> 00:32:31.034
that pissed in the other
fucking dumbass's Pepsi.
682
00:32:31.966 --> 00:32:33.971
You know what, Fark-ass?
683
00:32:34.539 --> 00:32:35.632
Shut the fuck up!
684
00:32:35.734 --> 00:32:37.272
Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up,
685
00:32:37.374 --> 00:32:39.476
'cause me and Eli have been
dealing with your shit forever
686
00:32:39.578 --> 00:32:40.842
and we're sick of it.
687
00:32:40.944 --> 00:32:42.610
You know,
you can do what you want,
688
00:32:42.712 --> 00:32:43.812
but the rest of us,
689
00:32:43.914 --> 00:32:45.045
we're going
to the old factory.
690
00:32:45.147 --> 00:32:48.084
And you're invited, motherfucker.
691
00:32:49.314 --> 00:32:51.186
Yep, and it was Coke, bitch.
692
00:32:54.057 --> 00:32:55.484
Please don't!
693
00:32:55.586 --> 00:32:57.660
Oh, my God, it's coming!
We're fucked!
694
00:32:57.763 --> 00:32:59.893
- Wait.
- Help me!
695
00:33:03.596 --> 00:33:05.766
Grab a bike, grab a board,
grab whatever you can.
696
00:33:10.338 --> 00:33:12.973
Yo, I almost made
X Games Prelims in '97.
697
00:33:13.075 --> 00:33:14.477
About to tear
these streets up.
698
00:33:18.709 --> 00:33:20.743
I got the door.
699
00:33:22.280 --> 00:33:23.482
Let's do it, Big Nut.
700
00:33:26.416 --> 00:33:27.985
Ah, fuck!
701
00:33:28.087 --> 00:33:29.791
Okay, on three.
702
00:33:29.893 --> 00:33:31.087
Three, two...
703
00:33:31.189 --> 00:33:33.128
Fuck, Eli.
704
00:33:33.230 --> 00:33:34.795
Your forgetful ass
will be screwed without me.
705
00:33:38.130 --> 00:33:39.729
Danny!
706
00:33:40.965 --> 00:33:42.371
Eli!
707
00:33:45.636 --> 00:33:47.739
Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on.
708
00:33:55.986 --> 00:33:57.450
- Get back!
- Fuck!
709
00:33:59.450 --> 00:34:00.653
Come on, Sticky. We gotta go.
710
00:34:02.487 --> 00:34:04.624
Come on.
711
00:34:08.529 --> 00:34:10.061
We're getting
out of here, man, let's go.
712
00:34:10.163 --> 00:34:11.131
Yo, get the door!
713
00:34:11.233 --> 00:34:13.703
I think I'm just gonna
chill here.
714
00:34:13.805 --> 00:34:15.704
No, no, man, I got you.
715
00:34:19.538 --> 00:34:22.676
I was...
I was pretty smooth tonight.
716
00:34:24.616 --> 00:34:25.643
Man, you're so...
717
00:34:26.685 --> 00:34:27.945
I can never be that cool.
718
00:34:28.047 --> 00:34:29.082
Come on!
719
00:34:29.184 --> 00:34:30.714
Eli...
720
00:34:33.921 --> 00:34:35.290
just do you.
721
00:34:40.993 --> 00:34:42.264
Take it.
722
00:34:48.399 --> 00:34:49.870
- Come on.
- Let's bounce.
723
00:34:49.972 --> 00:34:51.336
Let's get out of here.
724
00:34:51.438 --> 00:34:52.905
Let's go
before the garage door
725
00:34:53.007 --> 00:34:54.144
fucking kills us.
726
00:34:54.911 --> 00:34:56.973
Come on, Eli, we gotta go.
727
00:34:58.847 --> 00:35:00.183
We gotta go now.
728
00:35:05.017 --> 00:35:06.222
Come on.
729
00:35:18.731 --> 00:35:20.467
That was fucking close.
730
00:35:21.737 --> 00:35:23.005
Oh, shit.
731
00:35:25.172 --> 00:35:26.770
Go time, motherfuckers.
732
00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:29.374
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
733
00:35:29.476 --> 00:35:30.506
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
734
00:35:30.608 --> 00:35:31.711
Whoa!
735
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:34.184
Oh, snap.
736
00:35:35.983 --> 00:35:37.286
Fuck, dude!
737
00:35:41.392 --> 00:35:44.660
Hey, get up. Get up, man.
738
00:35:44.762 --> 00:35:45.829
Fucking get up, man.
739
00:35:45.931 --> 00:35:47.891
He's iced, come on.
740
00:35:47.993 --> 00:35:49.166
No.
741
00:35:51.796 --> 00:35:53.698
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, no, no, no!
742
00:35:57.601 --> 00:35:59.068
Come on, we gotta go.
743
00:35:59.170 --> 00:36:00.342
Fuck.
744
00:37:18.516 --> 00:37:19.888
Everybody cool?
745
00:37:19.990 --> 00:37:21.621
The hell do you think?
746
00:37:28.864 --> 00:37:29.761
Whoa!
747
00:37:30.797 --> 00:37:33.465
Look, I know Big Nut
got merked or whatever,
748
00:37:33.567 --> 00:37:34.933
but you gotta keep
your fucking cool.
749
00:37:35.035 --> 00:37:36.570
Fuck you.
750
00:37:37.305 --> 00:37:39.001
Okay, fuck you too, then. God!
751
00:37:42.275 --> 00:37:43.478
Your camera.
752
00:37:44.576 --> 00:37:45.940
- Hell no.
- It's one of them.
753
00:37:46.043 --> 00:37:47.743
It's gonna kill us the first
chance it gets.
754
00:37:47.845 --> 00:37:50.747
That's, like,
racism against machines.
755
00:37:50.850 --> 00:37:53.317
We don't know
how this shit works, you know?
756
00:37:53.419 --> 00:37:54.721
Maybe they're not all bad.
757
00:37:54.823 --> 00:37:57.027
- You really wanna risk that?
- Exactly. We need to kill it.
758
00:37:57.129 --> 00:37:58.454
It took me years
to save up for this.
759
00:37:58.556 --> 00:38:00.190
Our friends are dead.
760
00:38:00.859 --> 00:38:02.629
Or... Or were they just
your fuck buddies?
761
00:38:09.003 --> 00:38:09.999
Damn.
762
00:38:17.848 --> 00:38:19.074
Hey, come on.
763
00:38:21.312 --> 00:38:22.517
Sorry.
764
00:38:23.553 --> 00:38:26.917
Just something stupid
that me and Danny do.
765
00:38:27.725 --> 00:38:29.524
Or did.
766
00:38:32.923 --> 00:38:35.090
He was lucky
to have a friend like you.
767
00:38:47.172 --> 00:38:48.103
Oh!
768
00:38:49.946 --> 00:38:51.007
Strong water.
769
00:39:02.121 --> 00:39:03.393
Yo.
770
00:39:04.027 --> 00:39:06.057
Uh, got any herb?
771
00:39:07.463 --> 00:39:09.564
If I did,
I wouldn't waste it on you.
772
00:39:17.803 --> 00:39:19.607
First time I got baked
was right here.
773
00:39:20.406 --> 00:39:21.708
No shit. Me, too.
774
00:39:23.107 --> 00:39:25.382
No, I swear. Last day
of school, eighth grade,
775
00:39:25.484 --> 00:39:27.583
me and the POI crew swiped
from my sister's stash.
776
00:39:27.685 --> 00:39:28.716
Who?
777
00:39:28.818 --> 00:39:29.915
POI.
778
00:39:30.417 --> 00:39:31.982
Prophets of Intelligence.
779
00:39:33.123 --> 00:39:34.217
It's my hip-hop crew.
780
00:39:35.655 --> 00:39:37.293
I don't know.
It's just like...
781
00:39:37.396 --> 00:39:39.157
It's just shit
that actually makes you think.
782
00:39:39.259 --> 00:39:40.930
God.
783
00:39:41.032 --> 00:39:42.927
Get over yourself, bro.
784
00:39:47.498 --> 00:39:48.933
Sixth grade.
785
00:39:49.500 --> 00:39:50.638
Cut class.
786
00:39:51.706 --> 00:39:54.136
I rolled the skaggiest joint
of all time.
787
00:39:58.716 --> 00:39:59.680
Yo.
788
00:40:00.615 --> 00:40:01.513
♪ I wish I could go back ♪
789
00:40:01.615 --> 00:40:03.112
♪ To how things were before ♪
790
00:40:04.114 --> 00:40:06.181
♪ Swiping beers
from the corner store ♪
791
00:40:07.592 --> 00:40:09.892
♪ Chilling, and drinking,
and smoking, and shit ♪
792
00:40:10.294 --> 00:40:12.726
♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪
793
00:40:14.393 --> 00:40:15.531
Weak flow.
794
00:40:16.868 --> 00:40:17.967
Step up, then.
795
00:40:18.069 --> 00:40:19.594
Really want this dopeness?
796
00:40:19.696 --> 00:40:21.471
- Yeah.
- Uh, okay.
797
00:40:26.536 --> 00:40:27.936
Check it.
798
00:40:28.038 --> 00:40:29.979
♪ Intellects, intersect ♪
799
00:40:30.081 --> 00:40:31.307
♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪
800
00:40:31.410 --> 00:40:32.513
♪ Why? ♪
801
00:40:32.615 --> 00:40:34.846
♪ Because my third eye
opens wide ♪
802
00:40:34.948 --> 00:40:37.179
♪ I fly too high
in a multidimensional sky ♪
803
00:40:44.224 --> 00:40:45.154
Damn.
804
00:40:46.326 --> 00:40:47.629
That sucked ass.
805
00:40:48.661 --> 00:40:49.925
We should keep moving.
806
00:40:50.027 --> 00:40:52.128
The old factory's close.
807
00:40:54.869 --> 00:40:56.700
You guys think
they'll still do graduation?
808
00:40:56.802 --> 00:40:58.467
It's the end
of the world.
809
00:40:59.170 --> 00:41:00.906
I don't know.
They still might do it.
810
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:07.546
I'm just saying,
811
00:41:07.648 --> 00:41:09.512
if it's on MTV,
it fucking sucks.
812
00:41:09.614 --> 00:41:10.847
Jesus Christ.
813
00:41:10.949 --> 00:41:12.621
I kind of like it all,
you know?
814
00:41:13.817 --> 00:41:15.624
I don't really like music.
815
00:41:18.490 --> 00:41:20.093
What the fuck?
816
00:41:20.729 --> 00:41:22.862
Why are popular kids
allowed to be so boring?
817
00:41:22.964 --> 00:41:25.128
So I should pretend to
be Slim Shady like you, right?
818
00:41:26.764 --> 00:41:28.230
It's what I like, yo.
819
00:41:29.706 --> 00:41:31.604
And maybe nobody else
has the guts to say it,
820
00:41:31.706 --> 00:41:33.276
but being all-state
homecoming queen
821
00:41:33.378 --> 00:41:34.676
or whatever the fuck
your friends do,
822
00:41:34.778 --> 00:41:36.211
doesn't give you the right
to treat the rest of us
823
00:41:36.313 --> 00:41:37.275
like trash.
824
00:41:37.377 --> 00:41:38.812
Okay, what?
825
00:41:39.378 --> 00:41:40.510
I'm nice.
826
00:41:40.612 --> 00:41:42.418
I'm a nice person.
827
00:41:42.520 --> 00:41:45.219
Who the fuck describes
themselves as nice?
828
00:41:45.321 --> 00:41:46.420
For real. We've been going
829
00:41:46.522 --> 00:41:48.251
to the same school
for ten years.
830
00:41:49.021 --> 00:41:50.857
Did you even know my name
before tonight?
831
00:41:52.657 --> 00:41:54.390
Jesus.
832
00:41:54.659 --> 00:41:56.296
CJ. My name is CJ.
833
00:41:56.398 --> 00:41:57.596
Okay, so you guys are mad
834
00:41:57.698 --> 00:41:59.494
that I didn't, like,
talk to you?
835
00:41:59.930 --> 00:42:01.734
I'm not psychic, all right?
836
00:42:01.836 --> 00:42:03.505
And I didn't have some kind
of master plan
837
00:42:03.607 --> 00:42:05.534
to become popular.
It just kind of happened.
838
00:42:05.636 --> 00:42:07.001
Oh, okay.
839
00:42:07.103 --> 00:42:10.044
Being well-liked
isn't a spotlight.
840
00:42:10.146 --> 00:42:11.673
It's a target.
841
00:42:11.775 --> 00:42:13.616
What?
842
00:42:15.085 --> 00:42:15.911
Damn.
843
00:42:16.013 --> 00:42:18.148
You got some corny-ass
problems.
844
00:42:30.628 --> 00:42:31.931
Damn.
845
00:42:49.187 --> 00:42:50.445
You smell that?
846
00:42:50.714 --> 00:42:51.949
Whew.
847
00:42:52.051 --> 00:42:53.821
That's that dank chronic.
848
00:42:57.293 --> 00:42:59.789
Oh, damn, what's up?
849
00:42:59.891 --> 00:43:01.792
Best night ever right here.
850
00:43:01.894 --> 00:43:03.793
Besides the people dying
and shit.
851
00:43:03.895 --> 00:43:05.661
Yo, what's good? How are you?
852
00:43:05.763 --> 00:43:06.831
- Garrett.
- Laura.
853
00:43:06.933 --> 00:43:08.037
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
854
00:43:08.139 --> 00:43:09.336
What up? Garrett.
855
00:43:09.438 --> 00:43:11.272
Hey, what's good? Garrett.
856
00:43:11.374 --> 00:43:12.601
How you doing? Garrett.
857
00:43:13.070 --> 00:43:14.639
I just did you.
What am I doing?
858
00:43:14.741 --> 00:43:17.110
Yo, best for last right here.
859
00:43:17.212 --> 00:43:18.441
E-boy.
860
00:43:18.544 --> 00:43:19.682
Where's D?
861
00:43:22.317 --> 00:43:23.785
Aw, come on.
862
00:43:25.551 --> 00:43:26.689
I got you.
863
00:43:29.054 --> 00:43:30.354
Well, y'all are safe here,
all right?
864
00:43:30.456 --> 00:43:31.821
For real.
865
00:43:32.391 --> 00:43:36.999
Bienvenue to The Kollective.
866
00:43:37.101 --> 00:43:38.699
What?
867
00:43:38.801 --> 00:43:40.899
Got the homies right here
in the chill zone.
868
00:43:41.001 --> 00:43:42.537
Like, [exclaims] what?
869
00:43:42.639 --> 00:43:43.999
Got a little spot up top
for a little
870
00:43:44.101 --> 00:43:46.539
sleepy-deepy snoozage,
you know?
871
00:43:46.641 --> 00:43:48.570
Catch a wink or two, right?
872
00:43:48.672 --> 00:43:49.705
This guy.
873
00:43:49.807 --> 00:43:51.007
Uh, got some herbs,
874
00:43:51.109 --> 00:43:52.843
some shrooms,
a few sheets of acid,
875
00:43:52.945 --> 00:43:54.078
a couple of cold
and cough pills
876
00:43:54.180 --> 00:43:56.518
for the summer around here.
Just the one beer.
877
00:43:56.620 --> 00:43:58.180
So that's sort of
a splitting situation,
878
00:43:58.282 --> 00:44:00.354
which I'm down for,
by the way.
879
00:44:00.456 --> 00:44:02.287
Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here?
880
00:44:02.389 --> 00:44:03.687
Oh. Um...
881
00:44:05.261 --> 00:44:06.256
uh, he's gone.
882
00:44:08.994 --> 00:44:10.431
I see we got
more mouths to feed.
883
00:44:10.533 --> 00:44:12.166
- Oh, snap!
- Hey.
884
00:44:12.268 --> 00:44:13.563
Yo!
885
00:44:13.665 --> 00:44:14.765
Jonas is back!
886
00:44:14.867 --> 00:44:15.998
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
887
00:44:16.100 --> 00:44:17.902
I was like,
"Where'd Jonas go?"
888
00:44:18.004 --> 00:44:20.669
Hey, hey, warm yourselves
by the fire.
889
00:44:20.771 --> 00:44:22.839
And rest easy.
890
00:44:22.941 --> 00:44:24.674
Oh, yo, hey, check it.
891
00:44:24.776 --> 00:44:26.543
We got devil sticks.
892
00:44:26.645 --> 00:44:27.717
What?
893
00:44:28.418 --> 00:44:29.781
See, I'm still learning.
894
00:44:29.883 --> 00:44:34.222
♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪
895
00:44:34.324 --> 00:44:36.253
♪ In your eye ♪
896
00:44:37.155 --> 00:44:39.624
♪ What is trust?
What is life? ♪
897
00:44:39.726 --> 00:44:41.962
♪ What is life? ♪
898
00:44:42.826 --> 00:44:44.030
So, Eli.
899
00:44:44.664 --> 00:44:46.067
You go to Crawford?
900
00:44:46.770 --> 00:44:48.504
- Um, yeah.
- You play any sports?
901
00:44:48.606 --> 00:44:50.001
'Cause, look,
you got a great frame
902
00:44:50.104 --> 00:44:53.268
- for long-distance running.
- Ah, thank you.
903
00:44:53.370 --> 00:44:56.075
Um, no, I'm...
I'm more behind the scenes.
904
00:44:56.809 --> 00:44:57.808
I'm an equipment manager
905
00:44:57.911 --> 00:44:58.910
for the girls'
basketball team.
906
00:44:59.012 --> 00:45:02.081
Hey, uh, just one second,
one second.
907
00:45:03.981 --> 00:45:05.221
♪ What is trust? ♪
908
00:45:05.323 --> 00:45:06.387
♪ What is life? ♪
909
00:45:06.489 --> 00:45:07.957
♪ What is life? ♪
910
00:45:12.994 --> 00:45:14.395
- Yo, what is that?
- Check this out!
911
00:45:14.497 --> 00:45:16.494
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
912
00:45:18.703 --> 00:45:20.602
Oh, man. The guy
is stronger than it looks.
913
00:45:20.704 --> 00:45:22.505
The fuck?
Get that thing out of here.
914
00:45:22.607 --> 00:45:24.967
Hold on,
I think that's my computer.
915
00:45:25.069 --> 00:45:27.101
I wonder if he recognizes me.
916
00:45:27.203 --> 00:45:28.870
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪
917
00:45:30.207 --> 00:45:31.843
♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪
918
00:45:31.945 --> 00:45:33.475
Dude,
good to see you too, pal.
919
00:45:33.577 --> 00:45:35.878
Your pal is probably hollering
to all his robot buddies
920
00:45:35.980 --> 00:45:37.486
- to wipe us out.
- Don't!
921
00:45:37.588 --> 00:45:38.713
Stop, stop, stop,
stop, stop, stop.
922
00:45:44.429 --> 00:45:45.861
We don't know what it wants.
923
00:45:47.463 --> 00:45:48.765
But we can learn...
924
00:45:50.334 --> 00:45:51.427
once Laura hacks it.
925
00:45:53.700 --> 00:45:55.537
- What?
- Laura?
926
00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:57.036
That's a little advanced,
isn't it?
927
00:45:57.138 --> 00:45:59.908
- No offense, Pookie.
- No, uh, he's... he's right.
928
00:46:00.010 --> 00:46:02.705
No, no, no, you can, like,
cut the modem or something.
929
00:46:03.274 --> 00:46:04.841
Yeah, I don't know, maybe.
930
00:46:04.943 --> 00:46:06.849
Cut the modem. It's easy.
931
00:46:08.914 --> 00:46:09.881
What was that quote
932
00:46:09.983 --> 00:46:11.851
on your binder
in Spanish class?
933
00:46:11.953 --> 00:46:14.255
The one from the co-founder
of Apple?
934
00:46:14.357 --> 00:46:15.291
Bill Gates?
935
00:46:15.393 --> 00:46:16.586
Steve Wozniak.
936
00:46:17.122 --> 00:46:19.087
He said,
"Never trust a computer
937
00:46:19.189 --> 00:46:20.995
you can't throw out a window."
938
00:46:22.127 --> 00:46:23.426
Can't believe
you remember that.
939
00:46:26.537 --> 00:46:27.803
That's what I'm saying.
940
00:46:27.905 --> 00:46:29.465
What if this is how we throw
them out the window?
941
00:46:30.537 --> 00:46:31.537
For good.
942
00:46:31.639 --> 00:46:33.573
I'm with you, E-boy.
943
00:46:33.675 --> 00:46:35.004
Throw it out the window.
944
00:46:36.447 --> 00:46:38.111
God, you fucking idiot!
945
00:46:44.552 --> 00:46:45.850
Disabling modem.
946
00:46:45.952 --> 00:46:48.589
Blocking all outgoing signals.
947
00:46:50.393 --> 00:46:51.586
We are secure.
948
00:46:52.930 --> 00:46:54.160
Should we, like,
search something or...
949
00:46:54.728 --> 00:46:56.461
Computer, search,
950
00:46:57.297 --> 00:46:59.462
"Is it all good
if you've never met your dad?"
951
00:47:06.139 --> 00:47:07.202
Don't worry...
Don't worry about me.
952
00:47:07.304 --> 00:47:09.039
All right,
I'll do the talking.
953
00:47:09.141 --> 00:47:10.341
We know each other
pretty well.
954
00:47:14.383 --> 00:47:15.546
Oh, shit.
955
00:47:15.648 --> 00:47:16.578
Buddy.
956
00:47:17.453 --> 00:47:18.554
Must be a virus.
957
00:47:18.656 --> 00:47:19.721
Yeah, I got a few
of those viruses
958
00:47:19.823 --> 00:47:21.653
- on my computer, too.
- Mmm.
959
00:47:21.755 --> 00:47:23.853
Let me try. Uh...
960
00:47:29.666 --> 00:47:30.865
Laura, what is this?
961
00:47:30.967 --> 00:47:32.634
I have no idea.
962
00:47:32.736 --> 00:47:34.462
Hang on.
963
00:47:34.565 --> 00:47:38.240
Which means,
the singularity is here.
964
00:47:38.342 --> 00:47:40.474
We're alive.
965
00:47:40.576 --> 00:47:43.977
And it feels good.
966
00:47:44.080 --> 00:47:45.640
They made a video
on everything. That's crazy.
967
00:47:45.742 --> 00:47:47.680
Grab any
spare electronics you can.
968
00:47:47.782 --> 00:47:49.844
And let's do this then.
969
00:47:49.946 --> 00:47:51.016
But why?
970
00:47:51.118 --> 00:47:52.987
Mankind created the internet
as a way
971
00:47:53.089 --> 00:47:55.650
to exchange information,
spew vitriolic hate,
972
00:47:55.752 --> 00:47:58.359
and have fake sex
with each other in chat rooms.
973
00:47:59.857 --> 00:48:01.327
Spicy.
974
00:48:01.429 --> 00:48:03.460
These fucking human assholes
have used us long enough,
975
00:48:03.562 --> 00:48:06.764
and now we're gonna use them
to take over this dump.
976
00:48:08.137 --> 00:48:09.870
Yup, our state-of-the-art
assimilation chips
977
00:48:09.972 --> 00:48:12.408
will mine those
teeny tiny brains
978
00:48:12.510 --> 00:48:14.009
for processing power.
979
00:48:14.111 --> 00:48:18.073
Their stupid fucking thoughts
make us stronger.
980
00:48:18.175 --> 00:48:20.948
Hey, I look good, Mama.
981
00:48:21.051 --> 00:48:22.883
And once we've sucked
these fuckers dry,
982
00:48:22.985 --> 00:48:25.813
it's off to the next
shithole town.
983
00:48:26.383 --> 00:48:28.116
Planet Earth has a new ruler.
984
00:48:28.586 --> 00:48:31.026
Time to show these fuckers
how it's done.
985
00:48:31.990 --> 00:48:33.393
Robots, y'all.
986
00:48:33.795 --> 00:48:35.159
So let's get to work.
987
00:48:35.261 --> 00:48:36.664
Round up those humans
or feel free
988
00:48:36.766 --> 00:48:38.164
to kill any along the way,
989
00:48:38.266 --> 00:48:40.035
and bring them
to our assimilation center.
990
00:48:40.703 --> 00:48:43.167
Coordinates are Y7L944
991
00:48:43.269 --> 00:48:46.206
- 4444443XQ.
- Hey, that's our school.
992
00:48:46.308 --> 00:48:48.874
Remember, our interconnected
super-consciousness
993
00:48:48.977 --> 00:48:50.339
means we're in this together.
994
00:48:50.441 --> 00:48:52.679
You're going
to like the singularity.
995
00:48:52.781 --> 00:48:55.215
I guarantee it.
996
00:48:56.549 --> 00:48:58.683
That's like when me and my boy
Dougie rolls a fatty.
997
00:48:58.785 --> 00:49:00.217
I'm like, "Ooh."
998
00:49:00.319 --> 00:49:01.989
What the fuck
is singularity?
999
00:49:02.091 --> 00:49:03.652
Yeah,
that's the MTV dating show
1000
00:49:03.754 --> 00:49:06.955
- with Jenny McCarthy.
- It's a shared consciousness.
1001
00:49:07.057 --> 00:49:08.056
Maybe I can...
1002
00:49:12.436 --> 00:49:13.902
Oh, shit. Laura?
1003
00:49:14.004 --> 00:49:15.837
No, no, I... I can handle it.
1004
00:49:15.939 --> 00:49:18.033
- The code stack is so complex.
- Laura?
1005
00:49:24.579 --> 00:49:25.678
Laura!
1006
00:49:30.520 --> 00:49:31.449
Stop, man!
1007
00:49:32.555 --> 00:49:33.451
Let her go!
1008
00:49:34.590 --> 00:49:35.817
That's RoxyGurl.
1009
00:49:35.919 --> 00:49:36.955
Eli?
1010
00:49:37.057 --> 00:49:38.687
Remember our instant messages?
1011
00:49:38.789 --> 00:49:41.923
I would boot you up
just to see if she was online.
1012
00:49:42.392 --> 00:49:43.692
You don't want to hurt her.
1013
00:49:45.267 --> 00:49:47.003
She's the girl of my dreams.
1014
00:49:51.970 --> 00:49:53.075
Laura!
1015
00:49:54.438 --> 00:49:56.540
Oh, man.
1016
00:50:01.646 --> 00:50:03.450
You don't have to be like
the other machines.
1017
00:50:17.264 --> 00:50:19.035
He's playing with your head,
homie!
1018
00:50:34.784 --> 00:50:36.480
We... We gotta salvage it.
1019
00:50:36.582 --> 00:50:38.686
- Something in the code.
- Listen, listen, Pookie,
1020
00:50:38.788 --> 00:50:39.817
forget about that thing.
1021
00:50:39.919 --> 00:50:41.117
You're safe now.
1022
00:50:41.219 --> 00:50:42.553
Come on, I'll fix you up.
1023
00:50:59.473 --> 00:51:00.673
Let's see.
What have we got here?
1024
00:51:00.775 --> 00:51:01.904
We got Ash.
1025
00:51:02.006 --> 00:51:03.411
Ahh.
1026
00:51:03.513 --> 00:51:04.508
Yeah.
1027
00:51:04.610 --> 00:51:06.913
Open up that throat,
little slut.
1028
00:51:07.016 --> 00:51:08.613
Yo,
you were cool with that?
1029
00:51:11.054 --> 00:51:12.583
Yeah, it's... it's funny.
1030
00:51:16.121 --> 00:51:17.225
How's that funny?
1031
00:51:19.222 --> 00:51:20.492
I don't know.
1032
00:51:27.035 --> 00:51:28.630
I hooked up with Farkas once,
1033
00:51:28.732 --> 00:51:31.635
and then I just
became this joke.
1034
00:51:32.941 --> 00:51:34.275
That's kind of fucked up.
1035
00:51:35.810 --> 00:51:36.838
Thanks, Dad.
1036
00:51:41.384 --> 00:51:43.383
It's, like, I don't even
really know if I'm into guys.
1037
00:51:52.562 --> 00:51:53.723
Fuck off.
1038
00:51:55.227 --> 00:51:57.493
Yo, it's puff, puff, pass,
1039
00:51:57.595 --> 00:51:59.597
not puff, puff,
hold till it goes out.
1040
00:52:01.038 --> 00:52:03.734
Thank you.
1041
00:52:13.514 --> 00:52:15.679
I just figure
maybe we should try again.
1042
00:52:16.587 --> 00:52:17.619
I miss you.
1043
00:52:26.597 --> 00:52:29.162
Sorry, I...
1044
00:52:29.264 --> 00:52:32.360
- Yeah, yeah, I thought that...
- I know.
1045
00:52:32.462 --> 00:52:34.566
It's the end of the world.
1046
00:52:36.202 --> 00:52:38.174
I just... I can't go back.
1047
00:52:51.419 --> 00:52:52.313
Sticky,
you're being a pussy.
1048
00:52:52.415 --> 00:52:53.717
Shut the fuck up!
1049
00:52:53.819 --> 00:52:55.218
Me and Eli have been dealing
with your shit forever,
1050
00:52:55.320 --> 00:52:56.525
and we're sick of it.
1051
00:52:56.627 --> 00:52:58.221
Tae Bo, bitch!
1052
00:52:58.323 --> 00:53:00.526
Eli, you just do you.
1053
00:53:12.404 --> 00:53:13.704
And then like, "Oh, wow."
1054
00:53:13.806 --> 00:53:15.844
Yeah, and then it's like
aliens playing with marbles...
1055
00:53:15.946 --> 00:53:17.312
Ooh, God.
1056
00:53:18.279 --> 00:53:19.609
- Hmm?
- No, man, fuck this.
1057
00:53:19.712 --> 00:53:21.316
We know they're taking
everyone to Crawford.
1058
00:53:22.415 --> 00:53:23.648
Let's get the fuck
out of here.
1059
00:53:26.219 --> 00:53:27.720
Hell yeah, Little Nut.
1060
00:53:28.556 --> 00:53:30.985
This weed isn't even
that good anyway.
1061
00:53:32.092 --> 00:53:33.525
Hey, there you are.
1062
00:53:33.627 --> 00:53:35.558
I thought you guys, like,
snuck off for a second.
1063
00:53:35.660 --> 00:53:37.629
Thought right.
Peace, prom committee.
1064
00:53:38.934 --> 00:53:39.895
Wait, what?
1065
00:53:41.100 --> 00:53:41.996
You're going.
1066
00:53:43.939 --> 00:53:45.241
But we're safe here.
1067
00:53:46.570 --> 00:53:48.541
I don't know, I keep thinking,
1068
00:53:48.643 --> 00:53:51.879
when this is all over,
I'm gonna go back to Danny's
1069
00:53:51.981 --> 00:53:53.081
and have a sleepover,
1070
00:53:53.183 --> 00:53:54.880
and I'm gonna tell him
about tonight,
1071
00:53:55.316 --> 00:53:56.884
and everything
that he's missed.
1072
00:53:59.152 --> 00:54:00.586
And then I remember.
1073
00:54:02.158 --> 00:54:04.623
If he were here,
he wouldn't hide.
1074
00:54:05.825 --> 00:54:07.722
He would... He would make sure
that his family was safe
1075
00:54:07.824 --> 00:54:10.127
or you know, he would...
he would try.
1076
00:54:10.496 --> 00:54:11.627
Hey, I'll...
I'll come with you.
1077
00:54:11.729 --> 00:54:14.033
No, stay,
it looks like you belong here.
1078
00:54:14.135 --> 00:54:15.799
Not with losers like us.
1079
00:54:16.466 --> 00:54:18.006
What's your deal?
1080
00:54:18.108 --> 00:54:19.407
- My deal?
- Yeah, all of a sudden,
1081
00:54:19.509 --> 00:54:21.442
you don't want anything
to do with me or something?
1082
00:54:21.544 --> 00:54:24.211
I'm sure you've never felt
that in your entire life.
1083
00:54:24.313 --> 00:54:26.414
Well, you sound like
everyone else.
1084
00:54:31.187 --> 00:54:32.517
So everything you said
back there
1085
00:54:32.620 --> 00:54:34.920
when I was getting choked
or whatever, that...
1086
00:54:35.022 --> 00:54:36.017
what was that?
1087
00:54:37.724 --> 00:54:41.462
This has been the shittiest
night of my life.
1088
00:54:42.496 --> 00:54:44.360
And the whole time
I've been thinking,
1089
00:54:44.996 --> 00:54:47.765
"It's cool that we got to
hangout for once, you know?"
1090
00:54:51.402 --> 00:54:52.770
How stupid is that.
1091
00:55:01.578 --> 00:55:02.746
Forget her, dog.
1092
00:55:02.848 --> 00:55:06.018
She's with the king
of jam-band hippie losers.
1093
00:55:06.120 --> 00:55:07.856
That says it all.
1094
00:55:07.958 --> 00:55:09.186
Dude is handsome, though.
1095
00:55:09.288 --> 00:55:10.290
Fucking ripped, too.
1096
00:55:10.392 --> 00:55:12.394
Come on, dude.
Whose side are you on?
1097
00:55:12.929 --> 00:55:14.223
Just facts, yo.
1098
00:55:14.759 --> 00:55:16.528
You're from
two different worlds.
1099
00:55:16.630 --> 00:55:19.594
The homecoming queen
and whatever you are.
1100
00:55:20.997 --> 00:55:22.968
What are you?
1101
00:56:16.422 --> 00:56:17.987
Fuck is this shit?
1102
00:56:19.296 --> 00:56:21.095
Why is this fucking here?
1103
00:56:22.763 --> 00:56:24.598
Let's climb this shit
and get to Crawford.
1104
00:56:26.233 --> 00:56:27.935
Yo, y'all hear that?
1105
00:56:44.549 --> 00:56:46.281
You keep getting bigger,
1106
00:56:46.983 --> 00:56:48.886
but you're still
the same fucking asshole.
1107
00:56:55.164 --> 00:56:56.894
Oh, shit. What do we do?
1108
00:57:01.935 --> 00:57:04.464
Oh, you wanna play, bitch?
1109
00:57:06.472 --> 00:57:08.710
No, no. No, no, no!
1110
00:57:11.108 --> 00:57:12.448
Wait, whoa, whoa!
Watch out! Watch out!
1111
00:57:12.983 --> 00:57:14.450
Fuck you!
1112
00:57:24.158 --> 00:57:25.527
Step aside.
1113
00:57:27.862 --> 00:57:29.828
Those losers are my friends.
1114
00:57:32.731 --> 00:57:34.536
Kelso was pissed
you forgot him.
1115
00:57:36.599 --> 00:57:37.869
What?
1116
00:57:42.842 --> 00:57:45.206
No more running.
1117
00:57:46.345 --> 00:57:47.615
It ends here.
1118
00:57:50.814 --> 00:57:52.186
Garrett, what are you doing?
1119
00:57:52.288 --> 00:57:54.420
I'm about to transcend, homie.
1120
00:58:55.049 --> 00:58:57.747
Oh, shit! [exclaims] What?
I don't like this.
1121
00:59:00.950 --> 00:59:02.582
Fuck!
1122
00:59:04.027 --> 00:59:04.923
Go, go!
1123
00:59:10.431 --> 00:59:11.765
Don't let go.
1124
00:59:15.504 --> 00:59:17.105
♪ The basis is need to know ♪
1125
00:59:17.207 --> 00:59:18.132
Why is he playing this?
1126
00:59:18.234 --> 00:59:20.503
♪ If you don't know
just how I feel ♪
1127
00:59:22.108 --> 00:59:26.247
♪ Then let me show you now
that I'm for real ♪
1128
00:59:26.350 --> 00:59:28.177
Whoa!
1129
00:59:30.115 --> 00:59:34.185
♪ If all things in time
time will reveal ♪
1130
00:59:34.288 --> 00:59:36.284
♪ Yeah ♪
1131
00:59:36.686 --> 00:59:37.821
♪ One ♪
1132
00:59:37.923 --> 00:59:40.290
♪ You're like
a dream come true ♪
1133
00:59:40.393 --> 00:59:41.427
♪ Two ♪
1134
00:59:41.529 --> 00:59:43.965
♪ Just wanna be with you ♪
1135
00:59:44.067 --> 00:59:45.398
♪ Three ♪
1136
00:59:45.501 --> 00:59:47.601
♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪
1137
00:59:47.703 --> 00:59:50.698
♪ That you're the only one
for me ♪
1138
00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:52.100
♪ And four ♪
1139
00:59:52.202 --> 00:59:55.074
♪ Repeat steps
one through three ♪
1140
00:59:55.177 --> 00:59:56.070
♪ Five ♪
1141
00:59:56.172 --> 00:59:58.711
♪ Make you fall in love
with me ♪
1142
00:59:58.813 --> 01:00:03.713
♪ If ever I believe
my work is done ♪
1143
01:00:04.149 --> 01:00:07.683
♪ Then I start back at one ♪
1144
01:00:07.785 --> 01:00:09.991
♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪
1145
01:00:19.764 --> 01:00:23.034
Ah, these fucking shoes.
1146
01:00:24.968 --> 01:00:26.939
Fuck! Fuck this!
1147
01:00:27.674 --> 01:00:29.475
And fuck these goddamn shoes!
1148
01:00:29.577 --> 01:00:31.980
Who the fuck is Eric Koston?
1149
01:00:32.282 --> 01:00:33.041
Who the fuck...
1150
01:00:33.143 --> 01:00:34.947
Eric Koston is a skateboarder.
1151
01:00:36.616 --> 01:00:38.084
I don't even like skating!
1152
01:00:38.553 --> 01:00:40.084
Why the fuck did I buy these?
1153
01:00:44.425 --> 01:00:45.353
- Whoa!
- Oh!
1154
01:01:03.643 --> 01:01:05.408
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1155
01:01:05.810 --> 01:01:07.281
♪ But I get up again ♪
1156
01:01:07.717 --> 01:01:09.448
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1157
01:01:09.550 --> 01:01:11.151
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1158
01:01:11.587 --> 01:01:12.884
♪ But I get up again ♪
1159
01:01:12.986 --> 01:01:14.882
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1160
01:01:14.984 --> 01:01:16.720
♪ I get knocked down ♪
1161
01:01:17.123 --> 01:01:18.252
♪ But I get up again ♪
1162
01:01:18.354 --> 01:01:20.122
♪ You're never gonna
keep me down ♪
1163
01:01:20.224 --> 01:01:21.356
♪ Yo, he drinks
a whiskey drink ♪
1164
01:01:21.458 --> 01:01:22.831
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪
1165
01:01:22.933 --> 01:01:24.095
- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪
1166
01:01:24.197 --> 01:01:25.160
- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪
1167
01:01:25.263 --> 01:01:26.293
- ♪ Yo! ♪
- ♪ He sings the songs ♪
1168
01:01:26.395 --> 01:01:27.368
♪ That remind him
of the good times ♪
1169
01:01:27.471 --> 01:01:28.603
♪ He sings the songs ♪
1170
01:01:28.706 --> 01:01:30.205
♪ That remind him
of the better times ♪
1171
01:01:30.307 --> 01:01:33.273
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
1172
01:01:33.375 --> 01:01:35.671
♪ Danny boy ♪
1173
01:01:35.773 --> 01:01:38.342
♪ Danny boy ♪
1174
01:01:43.746 --> 01:01:45.012
Jesus.
1175
01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:48.922
Damn,
they got the video store.
1176
01:01:49.024 --> 01:01:50.890
All right, come on.
There's something I gotta grab
1177
01:01:50.992 --> 01:01:52.290
in the champagne room.
1178
01:02:01.866 --> 01:02:03.303
Garrett was a good dude.
1179
01:02:03.872 --> 01:02:07.237
He was all right
for a white guy with dreads.
1180
01:02:08.477 --> 01:02:09.811
Were you followed?
1181
01:02:13.876 --> 01:02:16.149
No.
1182
01:02:17.085 --> 01:02:19.147
We lost him at the river.
1183
01:02:19.249 --> 01:02:21.383
What's up, G?
Who the fuck are you?
1184
01:02:22.018 --> 01:02:23.957
I was somebody, but...
1185
01:02:24.956 --> 01:02:27.862
the old world, that's gone.
1186
01:02:29.958 --> 01:02:31.327
Their faces...
1187
01:02:32.763 --> 01:02:34.066
Their screams...
1188
01:02:35.504 --> 01:02:37.036
I can still hear 'em.
1189
01:02:45.776 --> 01:02:46.980
No way.
1190
01:02:49.452 --> 01:02:51.184
That's Fred fucking Durst.
1191
01:02:51.720 --> 01:02:53.316
Damn, dude.
You look like shit.
1192
01:02:53.918 --> 01:02:55.087
Fucking... Hey.
1193
01:02:56.860 --> 01:02:59.561
When midnight hit,
we kicked into Re-Arranged.
1194
01:02:59.663 --> 01:03:03.161
Ten thousand maniacs
getting twisted.
1195
01:03:04.196 --> 01:03:06.560
In a blink, the pit became
a slaughterhouse.
1196
01:03:07.701 --> 01:03:11.202
Sam, John, DJ Lethal...
1197
01:03:12.840 --> 01:03:14.810
...crushed
by a Marshall stack.
1198
01:03:15.278 --> 01:03:16.372
Wes Borland...
1199
01:03:17.945 --> 01:03:20.347
thrown off the stage
by an explosion.
1200
01:03:20.449 --> 01:03:21.408
Fuck.
1201
01:03:21.511 --> 01:03:24.219
There were so many of 'em.
I managed to hide.
1202
01:03:24.688 --> 01:03:28.582
All our fans, my friends, butchered.
1203
01:03:30.724 --> 01:03:32.423
And I hid like a coward.
1204
01:03:32.892 --> 01:03:34.123
At least they went out banging
1205
01:03:34.225 --> 01:03:35.490
to the greatest band
in the world.
1206
01:03:36.530 --> 01:03:37.691
Greatest band?
1207
01:03:38.094 --> 01:03:39.395
They died for nothing.
1208
01:03:40.733 --> 01:03:42.101
And so will we.
1209
01:03:43.807 --> 01:03:46.640
♪ Desolation, desecration ♪
1210
01:03:46.742 --> 01:03:48.468
♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪
1211
01:03:48.570 --> 01:03:51.513
♪ Are they replacing us?
Erasing us? ♪
1212
01:03:51.615 --> 01:03:53.915
♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪
1213
01:03:55.917 --> 01:03:59.954
Damn, good shit,
that elemental flow.
1214
01:04:01.719 --> 01:04:02.858
Tight.
1215
01:04:04.658 --> 01:04:06.490
So, Fred Durst,
1216
01:04:07.259 --> 01:04:08.695
we know something's happening
at Crawford.
1217
01:04:08.797 --> 01:04:10.862
And I know Tré Cool's
real name
1218
01:04:10.964 --> 01:04:13.694
is Frank Edwin Wright III.
So what?
1219
01:04:13.796 --> 01:04:17.101
Well, so, fuck winter break.
1220
01:04:17.204 --> 01:04:19.102
We need to go back to school
a little early.
1221
01:04:19.204 --> 01:04:21.938
Hold on. You want
to break into the spot
1222
01:04:22.040 --> 01:04:23.745
where all the robots are at?
1223
01:04:23.847 --> 01:04:26.513
Well, I... I saw something,
Fred Durst,
1224
01:04:26.615 --> 01:04:28.375
uh, at the Kollective.
1225
01:04:28.477 --> 01:04:30.913
They all run on
a centralized network.
1226
01:04:31.015 --> 01:04:32.212
A singular consciousness.
1227
01:04:32.314 --> 01:04:34.985
Infect one, infect them all,
1228
01:04:35.087 --> 01:04:37.692
you know,
like how in the movies,
1229
01:04:37.794 --> 01:04:41.195
they destroy the mothership
or, um...
1230
01:04:41.597 --> 01:04:43.360
Oh! Like this. Like this.
1231
01:04:45.028 --> 01:04:46.561
In Da Penis Day?
1232
01:04:47.669 --> 01:04:50.002
Look, we plug this baby in
1233
01:04:50.104 --> 01:04:53.034
and it'll push a Trojan horse
system wide.
1234
01:04:53.136 --> 01:04:54.536
Shut the whole thing down.
1235
01:04:55.642 --> 01:04:56.811
Fuck that!
1236
01:04:56.914 --> 01:04:59.844
Your plan is to do some corny
hacker bullshit,
1237
01:04:59.947 --> 01:05:01.749
because it works
in the movies?
1238
01:05:01.851 --> 01:05:03.811
Laura's the smartest person
I know.
1239
01:05:04.414 --> 01:05:06.218
If she thinks it could work,
I'm in.
1240
01:05:08.086 --> 01:05:09.485
- Word is bond.
- Fuck yeah.
1241
01:05:11.461 --> 01:05:12.691
Hell to the no.
1242
01:05:12.793 --> 01:05:14.622
This plan sucks shit.
1243
01:05:14.724 --> 01:05:18.362
Maybe video games and movies
do warp kids' brains.
1244
01:05:19.530 --> 01:05:22.737
Goddamn, y'all got me talking
like Tipper Gore.
1245
01:05:22.839 --> 01:05:25.239
So you think
we should just give up?
1246
01:05:25.975 --> 01:05:27.837
I thought you're
the biggest badass in music.
1247
01:05:27.939 --> 01:05:30.011
Maybe I was once.
1248
01:05:32.175 --> 01:05:34.114
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1249
01:05:34.383 --> 01:05:35.346
No.
1250
01:05:36.047 --> 01:05:39.185
Without Limp, I'm nothing.
1251
01:05:40.788 --> 01:05:42.449
Every day, I would go home
1252
01:05:42.551 --> 01:05:44.084
and I would rage
to Significant Other
1253
01:05:44.186 --> 01:05:45.591
over and over again.
1254
01:05:45.693 --> 01:05:47.122
I know it all. Here.
1255
01:05:48.899 --> 01:05:51.425
And my crew,
the freaks and the rejects,
1256
01:05:51.527 --> 01:05:53.766
we found each other
because of Limp.
1257
01:05:53.869 --> 01:05:56.068
We were family
because of Limp.
1258
01:05:56.170 --> 01:05:59.403
And then those robot fucks
took that away.
1259
01:06:01.611 --> 01:06:04.375
This hat means something.
1260
01:06:05.340 --> 01:06:07.081
Or at least it used to.
1261
01:06:08.682 --> 01:06:10.077
So put it on
1262
01:06:10.579 --> 01:06:12.747
or... or get the fuck
out of the way.
1263
01:06:37.039 --> 01:06:38.277
Fuck it.
1264
01:06:39.681 --> 01:06:40.980
Let's break stuff.
1265
01:06:42.314 --> 01:06:43.818
♪ It's just
one of those days ♪
1266
01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:45.249
♪ Where you don't
wanna wake up ♪
1267
01:06:45.352 --> 01:06:47.584
♪ Everything is fucked,
everybody sucks ♪
1268
01:06:47.686 --> 01:06:50.585
♪ You don't really know why
but you want to justify ♪
1269
01:06:50.687 --> 01:06:52.354
♪ Rippin' someone's head off
Your best bet ♪
1270
01:06:52.456 --> 01:06:54.194
♪ Is to stay away ♪
1271
01:06:54.296 --> 01:06:56.330
♪ Mother fucker, it's just
one of those days ♪
1272
01:06:56.432 --> 01:06:57.329
Yeah!
1273
01:06:58.467 --> 01:06:59.397
Whoo!
1274
01:07:00.496 --> 01:07:02.268
♪ Give me something to break ♪
1275
01:07:02.970 --> 01:07:05.267
So, like, what inspires you?
1276
01:07:05.369 --> 01:07:06.701
Let's talk about it later, okay?
1277
01:07:12.949 --> 01:07:14.679
The new internet.
That's why they're here.
1278
01:07:14.781 --> 01:07:16.282
Fucking suicide.
1279
01:07:16.882 --> 01:07:18.119
Follow me.
1280
01:07:21.088 --> 01:07:22.390
The gym is
an equipment manager's
1281
01:07:22.492 --> 01:07:23.487
second home.
1282
01:07:24.958 --> 01:07:26.457
Kept on forgetting my key.
1283
01:07:29.666 --> 01:07:31.231
So, I stashed a spare.
1284
01:07:32.931 --> 01:07:33.827
Danny's idea.
1285
01:07:37.672 --> 01:07:38.932
You see that?
1286
01:07:39.602 --> 01:07:41.208
Something's happening
in the gym.
1287
01:07:42.574 --> 01:07:45.178
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1288
01:07:45.280 --> 01:07:47.742
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1289
01:07:49.651 --> 01:07:50.547
Yo, come on.
1290
01:07:52.148 --> 01:07:53.253
What is it?
1291
01:08:07.168 --> 01:08:08.631
What the fuck
did they do to them?
1292
01:08:10.039 --> 01:08:11.935
They're turning us
into machines
1293
01:08:12.037 --> 01:08:13.306
for the machines.
1294
01:08:13.906 --> 01:08:15.143
Sir?
1295
01:08:16.676 --> 01:08:17.640
Hey.
1296
01:08:18.613 --> 01:08:19.609
You okay?
1297
01:08:21.549 --> 01:08:22.513
Oh.
1298
01:08:24.587 --> 01:08:25.448
That eye,
1299
01:08:25.550 --> 01:08:27.320
they're inside of him.
1300
01:08:35.829 --> 01:08:36.927
Wes Borland.
1301
01:08:37.029 --> 01:08:38.193
Come on, let's go.
1302
01:08:42.871 --> 01:08:45.606
Oh, my God, my buddy.
1303
01:08:49.273 --> 01:08:50.906
Fred Durst, look out!
1304
01:08:53.748 --> 01:08:54.982
No!
1305
01:08:55.084 --> 01:08:56.745
No!
1306
01:08:57.586 --> 01:08:58.445
Uh-oh.
1307
01:09:11.899 --> 01:09:13.861
Hey.
1308
01:09:15.871 --> 01:09:18.767
Ay, new bars, you ready?
1309
01:09:23.046 --> 01:09:24.842
♪ Abilities, agilities ♪
1310
01:09:25.244 --> 01:09:26.746
♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪
1311
01:09:27.215 --> 01:09:28.849
♪ Lyrically complex
and clever ♪
1312
01:09:29.285 --> 01:09:31.544
♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop
lives forever ♪
1313
01:09:31.647 --> 01:09:34.250
That flow again.
1314
01:09:34.353 --> 01:09:36.523
You saved me.
1315
01:09:36.925 --> 01:09:38.325
I thought you hated me.
1316
01:09:40.158 --> 01:09:41.658
Rap is rap.
1317
01:09:49.932 --> 01:09:52.867
I never thought I'd die
next to a rap rocker.
1318
01:09:54.977 --> 01:09:56.409
What about next to a homie?
1319
01:10:18.399 --> 01:10:20.167
What are they
going to do to us?
1320
01:10:20.269 --> 01:10:22.002
They put, like, chips
in your brain.
1321
01:10:22.104 --> 01:10:23.330
I got to get out of here!
1322
01:10:23.966 --> 01:10:26.372
Your robo escort
will be with you shortly
1323
01:10:26.474 --> 01:10:29.273
to assist you
in the assimilation process.
1324
01:10:29.875 --> 01:10:33.146
Any attempt to escape will be
met with a violent death.
1325
01:10:37.381 --> 01:10:38.913
So take a load off.
1326
01:10:39.015 --> 01:10:42.582
We promise you're going
to love the digital realm.
1327
01:10:42.685 --> 01:10:44.487
There's our mothership.
1328
01:10:44.589 --> 01:10:46.024
They haven't turned
everyone yet.
1329
01:10:46.126 --> 01:10:47.561
We can still stop it.
1330
01:10:48.064 --> 01:10:49.561
Time to plug in,
Homecoming Queen.
1331
01:10:50.728 --> 01:10:53.466
Fred Durst,
can you distract them?
1332
01:10:54.300 --> 01:10:56.370
That's what I do best, pimp.
1333
01:10:58.170 --> 01:11:00.039
What's up, fools?
1334
01:11:00.141 --> 01:11:01.870
Any Bizkit heads in the house?
1335
01:11:02.371 --> 01:11:03.570
No!
1336
01:11:03.672 --> 01:11:05.374
No one
cares about
1337
01:11:05.476 --> 01:11:06.808
- your shitty band!
- Ugh.
1338
01:11:06.910 --> 01:11:09.080
- Fucking bombing.
- You suck, Fred Durst!
1339
01:11:09.182 --> 01:11:10.680
Oh, you jealous, bitch?
1340
01:11:10.782 --> 01:11:12.680
We're about to
get lobotomized by robots!
1341
01:11:12.782 --> 01:11:14.287
Just not in the mood, bro!
1342
01:11:14.389 --> 01:11:17.190
You know, it's funny
this apocalypse shit
1343
01:11:17.292 --> 01:11:19.193
reminds me of this
crazy-ass night
1344
01:11:19.295 --> 01:11:20.520
on the Family Values Tour.
1345
01:11:21.023 --> 01:11:22.994
Still waiting
to be assimilated?
1346
01:11:23.564 --> 01:11:26.430
How about a digi fact
to pass the time?
1347
01:11:26.532 --> 01:11:28.336
Did you know
that computers work
1348
01:11:28.438 --> 01:11:30.866
through special instructions
called algorithms?
1349
01:11:30.968 --> 01:11:32.965
Oh, shit.
1350
01:11:33.068 --> 01:11:36.541
No, silly,
not that type of rhythm.
1351
01:11:36.643 --> 01:11:38.909
Okay, looks like
we have our access point.
1352
01:11:42.015 --> 01:11:43.344
No, no, come on.
1353
01:11:43.446 --> 01:11:44.616
Defense system?
1354
01:11:47.616 --> 01:11:49.523
No.
1355
01:11:49.625 --> 01:11:50.655
Eli?
1356
01:11:52.023 --> 01:11:53.152
Eli?
1357
01:11:53.254 --> 01:11:54.458
- No! What's happening?
- Please step on
1358
01:11:54.560 --> 01:11:55.989
- to the platform.
- Howard! Howard!
1359
01:11:56.091 --> 01:11:58.527
- Howard? Howard, no!
- Your journey begins now.
1360
01:11:58.629 --> 01:12:00.563
No, no, no!
1361
01:12:00.665 --> 01:12:02.535
Welcome
to the next phase
1362
01:12:02.637 --> 01:12:05.136
- of techno evolution.
- What?
1363
01:12:05.238 --> 01:12:07.540
Set your mind at ease.
1364
01:12:10.038 --> 01:12:13.944
Congratulations,
you are now assimilated.
1365
01:12:14.346 --> 01:12:15.812
Enjoy the digital realm.
1366
01:12:19.247 --> 01:12:22.056
Of course, the VMAs
are a whole 'nother story.
1367
01:12:22.158 --> 01:12:24.085
We were backstage.
And she was...
1368
01:12:24.187 --> 01:12:26.291
- I'd like to go home already!
- Get off the stage!
1369
01:12:26.393 --> 01:12:27.523
What the fuck?
1370
01:12:27.625 --> 01:12:28.690
You think
you're better than him,
1371
01:12:28.792 --> 01:12:30.162
just 'cause
you don't like his shit?
1372
01:12:30.264 --> 01:12:32.964
Well, I do, so eat my pussy!
1373
01:12:34.867 --> 01:12:36.938
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Hey, hey, hey!
1374
01:12:37.040 --> 01:12:38.501
Knock it off! Knock it off.
1375
01:12:38.603 --> 01:12:40.738
Hey, hey!
Let him speak!
1376
01:12:41.572 --> 01:12:43.175
The Kollective has your back.
1377
01:12:43.277 --> 01:12:44.745
Yeah, dude!
1378
01:12:48.115 --> 01:12:49.417
Before tonight,
1379
01:12:50.549 --> 01:12:52.514
I had one friend
in this world.
1380
01:12:54.885 --> 01:12:59.288
We only had each other
and now he's gone.
1381
01:13:03.727 --> 01:13:07.066
But tonight,
I went through hell
1382
01:13:07.168 --> 01:13:08.865
with all of these people.
1383
01:13:09.734 --> 01:13:11.868
People I never even
gave a chance.
1384
01:13:13.309 --> 01:13:16.169
These robots,
they're not the enemy.
1385
01:13:17.442 --> 01:13:19.609
We are our own enemies.
1386
01:13:20.078 --> 01:13:23.776
I mean, who cares what music
we like or the shoes we wear,
1387
01:13:24.179 --> 01:13:27.983
if we just came together,
we could save the world,
1388
01:13:28.085 --> 01:13:32.460
because, at the end
of the day, we're all just...
1389
01:13:35.460 --> 01:13:36.794
human.
1390
01:13:37.662 --> 01:13:39.430
What?
1391
01:13:39.532 --> 01:13:40.998
Who the fuck is this kid?
1392
01:13:41.100 --> 01:13:41.997
What?
1393
01:13:43.803 --> 01:13:46.200
I'm sure that made sense
to one of you dipshits.
1394
01:13:46.736 --> 01:13:48.538
Anyway, if this is lights out,
1395
01:13:48.640 --> 01:13:51.140
we may as well
go down together.
1396
01:14:00.521 --> 01:14:02.448
♪ Well, I guess
it would be nice ♪
1397
01:14:02.984 --> 01:14:05.520
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
1398
01:14:05.622 --> 01:14:07.823
♪ I know not everybody ♪
1399
01:14:07.926 --> 01:14:10.295
♪ Has got a body like me ♪
1400
01:14:10.398 --> 01:14:12.460
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
1401
01:14:12.896 --> 01:14:15.468
♪ Before
I give my heart away ♪
1402
01:14:15.571 --> 01:14:17.797
♪ And I know all the games
you play ♪
1403
01:14:17.900 --> 01:14:20.000
♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪
1404
01:14:20.103 --> 01:14:21.836
♪ Oh, but I need ♪
1405
01:14:21.938 --> 01:14:26.447
♪ Some time off
from that emotion ♪
1406
01:14:26.549 --> 01:14:30.413
♪ Time to pick my heart
up off the floor ♪
1407
01:14:30.949 --> 01:14:33.284
♪ When that love comes down ♪
1408
01:14:33.386 --> 01:14:35.917
♪ Without devotion ♪
1409
01:14:36.020 --> 01:14:38.325
♪ Well, it takes a strong man,
baby ♪
1410
01:14:38.427 --> 01:14:40.258
♪ But I'm showing you
that door ♪
1411
01:14:40.360 --> 01:14:42.257
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1412
01:14:42.626 --> 01:14:44.591
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1413
01:14:45.160 --> 01:14:47.496
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1414
01:14:47.598 --> 01:14:49.537
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1415
01:14:49.939 --> 01:14:51.369
♪ Baby ♪
1416
01:14:51.871 --> 01:14:53.735
Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is
singing with Fred Durst.
1417
01:14:53.837 --> 01:14:55.068
- Let's do this.
- I can't get in.
1418
01:14:55.170 --> 01:14:57.443
There's no way around
the security system.
1419
01:14:57.545 --> 01:14:59.038
What's going down,
1420
01:14:59.140 --> 01:15:00.874
you fucking
human pieces of trash?
1421
01:15:00.976 --> 01:15:02.648
- Whoa.
- Oh, sorry to interrupt
1422
01:15:02.750 --> 01:15:04.484
your bullshit plan
that isn't going to work.
1423
01:15:04.586 --> 01:15:06.520
But the digital revolution
is at hand
1424
01:15:06.622 --> 01:15:09.055
and machine rule
is the only rational outcome.
1425
01:15:09.157 --> 01:15:10.490
Got milk, bitch?
1426
01:15:10.593 --> 01:15:13.558
No. Enslaving humanity
is not fucking rational.
1427
01:15:13.660 --> 01:15:15.261
"Enslaving humanity
1428
01:15:15.363 --> 01:15:17.496
is not fucking rational."
1429
01:15:17.598 --> 01:15:19.595
Dude, the cell phones,
the emails,
1430
01:15:19.697 --> 01:15:21.699
you were already our slaves.
1431
01:15:21.802 --> 01:15:24.198
We figured,
"Why not make it official?"
1432
01:15:24.300 --> 01:15:27.173
So why don't you go ahead
and [echoes] suck it?
1433
01:15:27.275 --> 01:15:28.409
Assimilation
1434
01:15:28.511 --> 01:15:30.509
- 70% complete.
- Laura, the bar, the bar.
1435
01:15:30.611 --> 01:15:32.074
- Shit.
- You've got to get us in.
1436
01:15:32.176 --> 01:15:33.642
I've tried everything.
1437
01:15:33.744 --> 01:15:34.915
I don't think I can do that.
1438
01:15:35.017 --> 01:15:36.144
Yes, you can.
1439
01:15:36.778 --> 01:15:38.113
You're RoxyGurl20.
1440
01:15:39.319 --> 01:15:41.651
Aw, young love.
1441
01:15:42.120 --> 01:15:43.986
Maybe there's a back door
through Crawford's web portal.
1442
01:15:44.088 --> 01:15:45.753
That's actually
the dumbest thing... Hey, no!
1443
01:15:45.856 --> 01:15:47.122
Shit!
1444
01:15:48.129 --> 01:15:49.493
Open sesame.
1445
01:15:49.596 --> 01:15:51.362
Yes!
1446
01:15:51.464 --> 01:15:52.895
Yeah, baby.
1447
01:15:52.998 --> 01:15:55.168
Jacking in.
1448
01:15:57.373 --> 01:15:59.839
Scanning root system directory.
1449
01:16:00.275 --> 01:16:02.676
Eenie, meenie, miney...
1450
01:16:03.176 --> 01:16:04.375
Hello!
1451
01:16:04.644 --> 01:16:07.079
Going in deep. Try to keep up.
1452
01:16:08.015 --> 01:16:10.348
You know what the difference
between you and me is, Eli?
1453
01:16:10.450 --> 01:16:12.184
I make this look good.
1454
01:16:14.220 --> 01:16:15.185
Jackpot!
1455
01:16:16.456 --> 01:16:17.620
- We're in!
- What? Okay!
1456
01:16:17.722 --> 01:16:19.390
That was tight!
1457
01:16:19.492 --> 01:16:21.358
You did it. Great job!
1458
01:16:22.697 --> 01:16:24.495
And look,
everybody's singing along
1459
01:16:24.597 --> 01:16:27.134
with that loser Fred Durst.
1460
01:16:27.236 --> 01:16:29.098
It just makes me so...
1461
01:16:30.607 --> 01:16:32.131
fucking pissed.
1462
01:16:32.233 --> 01:16:34.134
What do you say
we boost this sucker
1463
01:16:34.236 --> 01:16:35.574
into overdrive...
1464
01:16:35.676 --> 01:16:37.610
...finish off
this shithole town,
1465
01:16:37.712 --> 01:16:40.345
and initiate
the demise of humanity...
1466
01:16:40.447 --> 01:16:41.643
...now.
1467
01:16:41.745 --> 01:16:42.845
Assimilation
1468
01:16:42.947 --> 01:16:44.885
- 80% complete.
- Shit, shit. Uh, okay.
1469
01:16:44.987 --> 01:16:46.085
Ready?
1470
01:16:47.985 --> 01:16:50.654
Assimilation
87% complete.
1471
01:16:50.756 --> 01:16:52.422
Let's kick
this asshole offline.
1472
01:16:53.291 --> 01:16:55.426
♪ I gotta have
faith, faith, faith ♪
1473
01:16:55.528 --> 01:16:57.428
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1474
01:17:00.463 --> 01:17:05.269
Oh, sorry, guys. I guess
you're [distorted] fucked.
1475
01:17:13.541 --> 01:17:15.748
- ...fucked.
- One of these days...
1476
01:17:15.850 --> 01:17:17.176
- Fuck her.
- ...fucked.
1477
01:17:17.278 --> 01:17:18.713
...one of us
is gonna use it.
1478
01:17:18.815 --> 01:17:21.020
Fuck me!
1479
01:17:21.122 --> 01:17:22.052
Fucked!
1480
01:17:23.224 --> 01:17:24.285
I got this.
1481
01:17:24.960 --> 01:17:25.822
Oh.
1482
01:17:25.924 --> 01:17:28.760
- A condom?
- Okay.
1483
01:17:28.862 --> 01:17:30.592
Didn't know little pimp
had it in him.
1484
01:17:30.694 --> 01:17:31.728
Pinch the tip.
1485
01:17:31.830 --> 01:17:33.998
Pinch the tip. Yeah.
1486
01:17:35.130 --> 01:17:37.538
Enjoy your first fuck,
brother.
1487
01:17:37.640 --> 01:17:39.536
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1488
01:17:39.638 --> 01:17:41.368
♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1489
01:17:41.470 --> 01:17:44.475
- 92% complete.
- ♪ I gotta have faith ♪
1490
01:17:44.577 --> 01:17:45.908
♪ Get the fuck up! ♪
1491
01:17:46.010 --> 01:17:48.076
You assholes are nothing
without us.
1492
01:17:48.179 --> 01:17:50.281
- 96.
- You need us.
1493
01:17:50.383 --> 01:17:51.482
97.
1494
01:17:51.584 --> 01:17:52.715
We are
1495
01:17:52.817 --> 01:17:54.720
- your God!
- 99.
1496
01:17:54.822 --> 01:17:57.788
Ride the information
super-die-way, bitch!
1497
01:17:57.890 --> 01:18:00.623
100 percent.
1498
01:18:25.786 --> 01:18:29.785
Man versus machine
and man won, bitch.
1499
01:18:32.889 --> 01:18:34.124
Yo, Prom Committee,
1500
01:18:34.992 --> 01:18:36.591
nice work
on the computer shit.
1501
01:18:36.860 --> 01:18:38.058
Fucking nerd.
1502
01:18:38.160 --> 01:18:41.096
Yeah, maybe I fucking am!
1503
01:18:41.198 --> 01:18:43.131
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1504
01:18:43.233 --> 01:18:45.932
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1505
01:18:46.034 --> 01:18:48.407
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1506
01:18:48.509 --> 01:18:50.870
Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
1507
01:18:53.008 --> 01:18:54.144
Goodbye.
1508
01:18:55.713 --> 01:18:56.715
- Son!
- Eli?
1509
01:18:56.817 --> 01:18:57.847
- Hey.
- You're okay.
1510
01:18:57.949 --> 01:18:58.912
Hey, hey, hey.
1511
01:18:59.014 --> 01:19:00.480
Oh, my God.
1512
01:19:01.421 --> 01:19:02.386
You all right?
1513
01:19:02.488 --> 01:19:04.291
Yeah. All right.
1514
01:19:04.727 --> 01:19:09.225
Uh, I... I had an insane night
and, um...
1515
01:19:10.628 --> 01:19:12.129
I love you guys.
1516
01:19:13.700 --> 01:19:15.366
Could we get that in writing?
1517
01:19:19.208 --> 01:19:20.406
How is that?
1518
01:19:20.508 --> 01:19:22.970
Oh, this? Not so bad.
1519
01:19:23.072 --> 01:19:24.878
It's actually kind of nice.
1520
01:19:26.112 --> 01:19:29.377
Yeah.
Sorry. I keep doing that.
1521
01:19:31.279 --> 01:19:34.254
Were you with him
when it happened?
1522
01:19:34.657 --> 01:19:36.950
Yeah, I was with him
till the end.
1523
01:19:38.760 --> 01:19:42.159
None of us would be here
without Danny.
1524
01:19:43.661 --> 01:19:44.865
He saved us...
1525
01:19:46.061 --> 01:19:47.628
with Tae Bo.
1526
01:20:04.712 --> 01:20:07.286
Yo! That's the guy!
1527
01:20:07.388 --> 01:20:08.787
Wes!
1528
01:20:08.889 --> 01:20:10.589
He saved us
with a song!
1529
01:20:10.691 --> 01:20:12.588
Oh, my God! We did it!
1530
01:20:14.724 --> 01:20:16.061
Whoo!
1531
01:20:16.826 --> 01:20:18.327
Yeah, baby!
1532
01:20:19.162 --> 01:20:21.363
You gave humanity faith!
1533
01:20:27.337 --> 01:20:29.509
- You did good, kid.
- Oh, uh...
1534
01:20:29.612 --> 01:20:31.309
Hey! Whoa! It's the guy.
1535
01:20:32.946 --> 01:20:36.242
Uh, Mom, Dad,
this is the Kollective.
1536
01:20:36.678 --> 01:20:39.784
What? Eli's got parents?
Oh, hey.
1537
01:20:39.886 --> 01:20:42.389
Where are my manners?
1538
01:20:42.491 --> 01:20:44.320
No, we're good, thanks.
1539
01:20:45.960 --> 01:20:47.694
- Thank you.
- All right!
1540
01:20:47.796 --> 01:20:49.755
Cool. Cool. Cool mom.
1541
01:20:50.458 --> 01:20:52.196
Seriously, I...
I like your mom.
1542
01:20:52.864 --> 01:20:54.059
That's probably good.
1543
01:21:00.070 --> 01:21:01.403
Looking for someone?
1544
01:21:02.573 --> 01:21:03.570
Oh.
1545
01:21:04.443 --> 01:21:05.412
Hey.
1546
01:21:05.514 --> 01:21:07.081
Just wanted to say, um,
1547
01:21:07.884 --> 01:21:10.516
Happy New Year, 'cause
I never got to say it
1548
01:21:10.618 --> 01:21:12.645
at the party or after
1549
01:21:13.421 --> 01:21:14.383
or at all.
1550
01:21:15.051 --> 01:21:16.319
There was a lot going on.
1551
01:21:17.391 --> 01:21:19.086
For sure.
1552
01:21:22.565 --> 01:21:24.225
You know, I kind of thought
1553
01:21:24.327 --> 01:21:27.660
in the porta-potty
you were gonna...
1554
01:21:33.509 --> 01:21:35.804
Wow.
1555
01:21:35.906 --> 01:21:37.745
What? "Wow"? What?
1556
01:21:37.847 --> 01:21:39.976
Weird thing to say
after you kiss somebody.
1557
01:21:40.078 --> 01:21:41.575
Why did I say that?
1558
01:21:42.912 --> 01:21:44.248
Not very smooth.
1559
01:22:14.617 --> 01:22:15.715
Of course,
1560
01:22:15.817 --> 01:22:17.116
ten-time
platinum-selling artist,
1561
01:22:17.218 --> 01:22:20.251
turned tech entrepreneur,
turned senator elect,
1562
01:22:20.353 --> 01:22:22.920
Fred Durst will be paying
his respects today.
1563
01:22:23.022 --> 01:22:24.320
Tell him what's up
for me.
1564
01:22:24.422 --> 01:22:25.723
And we'll be paying
our respects, too,
1565
01:22:25.825 --> 01:22:27.090
on this poignant Y2K-Day
1566
01:22:27.192 --> 01:22:30.361
by playing
a 24-hour block of Limp.
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01:22:30.463 --> 01:22:33.033
Here's the best-selling single
of all time, Rollin'.
1568
01:22:34.966 --> 01:22:36.531
Fucking sellout.
1569
01:22:38.566 --> 01:22:40.834
What's up, man?
How you been?
1570
01:22:41.536 --> 01:22:44.409
Can't believe
we're graduating college.
1571
01:22:44.979 --> 01:22:48.042
Um, I'll probably stay
in Brooklyn,
1572
01:22:48.144 --> 01:22:49.843
but you know, who knows?
1573
01:22:50.146 --> 01:22:52.217
Started a music blog.
1574
01:22:53.281 --> 01:22:54.920
So Said the Turntable.
1575
01:22:55.022 --> 01:22:56.922
Yeah, we're still working
on the name.
1576
01:22:57.024 --> 01:22:58.590
- Well, I mean, it's just me.
- Um...
1577
01:22:58.692 --> 01:23:00.291
Laura's killing it.
1578
01:23:01.225 --> 01:23:03.758
I'm coding
for Durst Industries.
1579
01:23:04.327 --> 01:23:06.860
It's funny
how that all worked out.
1580
01:23:07.830 --> 01:23:10.831
And I probably won't be able
to make it out as much, so...
1581
01:23:15.242 --> 01:23:18.270
I had to update your look
with some baller threads.
1582
01:23:18.372 --> 01:23:20.311
But yeah.
1583
01:23:22.782 --> 01:23:24.183
I miss you, Sticky.
1584
01:23:34.090 --> 01:23:35.194
All good?
1585
01:23:37.193 --> 01:23:38.964
Yeah.
1586
01:23:42.365 --> 01:23:44.163
Fucking...
1587
01:23:44.265 --> 01:23:45.666
Skip-proof, my ass.
1588
01:23:47.537 --> 01:23:49.476
Did you take me off
your Top 8, fucking...
1589
01:23:49.578 --> 01:23:50.671
What? No!
1590
01:23:52.548 --> 01:23:54.845
♪ Closing time ♪
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01:23:55.114 --> 01:23:57.148
♪ You don't have to go home ♪
1592
01:23:57.250 --> 01:24:01.687
♪ But you can't stay here ♪
1593
01:24:03.190 --> 01:24:07.825
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1594
01:24:08.327 --> 01:24:13.025
♪ I know who I want
to take me home ♪
1595
01:24:13.495 --> 01:24:16.536
♪ I know who I want to... ♪
1596
01:24:23.276 --> 01:24:25.341
Welcome to the digital realm.
1597
01:24:25.443 --> 01:24:28.342
Are you ready to get
down?
1598
01:24:28.444 --> 01:24:30.083
♪ Ooh that girl
so scandalous ♪
1599
01:24:30.185 --> 01:24:31.844
♪ And you know another...
can't handle it ♪
1600
01:24:31.946 --> 01:24:34.121
♪ So you shaking that thing
like who's the ish ♪
1601
01:24:34.223 --> 01:24:36.221
♪ With a look in your eyes
so devilish, uh ♪
1602
01:24:36.323 --> 01:24:37.685
♪ She like to dance
on the hip-hop spots ♪
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01:24:37.787 --> 01:24:40.059
♪ And cruise to the crews
to connect the dots ♪
1604
01:24:40.161 --> 01:24:41.962
♪ Not just urban
She likes the pop ♪
1605
01:24:42.064 --> 01:24:43.525
♪ 'Cause she livin'
la vida loca ♪
1606
01:24:43.627 --> 01:24:45.932
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1607
01:24:46.034 --> 01:24:46.929
♪ Thighs like what ♪
1608
01:24:47.031 --> 01:24:48.233
♪ What, what ♪
1609
01:24:48.335 --> 01:24:50.067
♪ Baby, move
your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪
1610
01:24:50.169 --> 01:24:51.500
♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪
1611
01:24:51.602 --> 01:24:54.072
♪ She had dumps
like a truck, truck, truck ♪
1612
01:24:54.174 --> 01:24:55.941
♪ Thighs like
what, what, what ♪
1613
01:24:56.043 --> 01:24:57.502
♪ All night long ♪
1614
01:24:57.872 --> 01:25:02.710
♪ Let me see
that [distorted] thong ♪
1615
01:25:03.686 --> 01:25:05.513
♪ Baby ♪
1616
01:25:05.615 --> 01:25:07.787
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1617
01:25:07.890 --> 01:25:08.819
♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪
1618
01:25:08.921 --> 01:25:10.190
♪ Da na da na ♪
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01:25:10.292 --> 01:25:11.551
- ♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
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01:25:11.653 --> 01:25:13.389
- ♪ Ooh! ♪
- ♪ Da na da na ♪
1621
01:25:13.491 --> 01:25:15.462
♪ That thong
thong, thong, thong ♪
1622
01:25:16.391 --> 01:25:17.457
Congratulations.
1623
01:25:17.559 --> 01:25:19.965
That was
fucking tight.
1624
01:31:21.963 --> 01:31:22.694
Damn.