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(thunder roaring)

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- Hi, Paul.
(somber music)

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- It's Werther, sitting
under a linden tree.

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Just a type of oak, apparently,

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kind of smells like
lukewarm ejaculate.

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Have you ever noticed
that about oak trees?

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Anyway, I'm bleeding from the
upper face part of my head

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pretty profusely, and
I'm probably dying.

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(somber music continues)

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All because of stupid love.

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(thunder roaring)

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Tell my mother the Dia
Viari horse is on my desk

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at the hotel,

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and I never really hated her.

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Call me if you get a chance.

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(thunder roaring)

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Miss you.

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(somber music continues)

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(upbeat music)

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(upbeat music continues)

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- They left my
sleep apnea machine

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on the platform in Montreal.

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Did you bring a
copy of the will?

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- Mm-hm.

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- Still don't think
this is a good idea.

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- You don't think
anything's a good idea?

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- It's a six largest city
in North America, Werther.

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- It's one day, Paul.

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- You could get
shot by a rapist.

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- Or accidentally take the metro
downtown instead of uptown?

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Come on.
(upbeat music continues)

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- Don't joke about that.

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- Just try to enjoy yourself.

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Once I retrieved Judith's
precious little horse

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from her thieving sister,
my trust will be released,

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and I will be off to Europe
for a summer of adventure

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while you return to Westmount

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to have the worst three
months of your life.

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- It's not my fault
I'm afraid of Europe.

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- World War One
ended 100 years ago,

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and apparently it
wasn't even so bad.

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- It was one of the worst
things that ever happened,

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and it could happen
again at any moment.

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Isn't this the way the hotel?

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- So, there is this place that
supposedly makes the

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best gelato known to humanity.

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- I didn't bring Lactaid.

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- One quick stop and then
we will head straight

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to my aunt and uncle's to
pick up the horse sculpture.

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What is it?

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- You get distracted.

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You have trouble
following through.

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- Well, that's just not true.

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Name one pursuit I've abandoned.

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- Your old country band.

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(upbeat music)

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- Woo!

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Artistic differences.

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- Your fine art photography
of oceanography PhD

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stemmed inside the carcasses
of beached whales.

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- In fairness, the whales
did not beach themselves

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anywhere near as
frequently as necessary

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for the project to be a success.

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- And of
course, your memoir.

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- My memoir
is still in progress.

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I just haven't had enough
life experience yet.

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- We're returning the horse
to your mom tomorrow, right?

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That's the only reason
I agreed to this trip.

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- Tomorrow. Come on.

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Tut-tut-tut-tut.

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(sighs)

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Beautiful.

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(upbeat music continues)

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- Woohoo. Mm, mm.

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Marshmallow is my new favorite.

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- I think I'm getting a sunburn.

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I'll just meet you at the hotel.

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- Paul?

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- My sister is eighteen, so no,

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she doesn't wanna fly
down to Miami with you

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on your sick jet, which
probably belongs to your father,

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who's also your boss, and
who, if given the chance,

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would be competing with you
for my sister, again, 18,

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which is younger than
the daughter he has

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with the stepmother you
used to fantasize about

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while showering.

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- I have never
wanted anyone more.

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- I never fantasized
about Brooke.

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(Sissy giggling)

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- Charlotte, what was that?

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- That was called
protecting my little sister

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from a sex criminal.

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- Thank you, Charlotte.

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- 1% over there definitely
fantasized about Brooke,

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but how constantly?

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Like three times a day,
every seven seconds?

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Did he picture his dad
being like part of it, or?

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"Franny and Zooey" Nice.

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- It's first
edition, it's signed.

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- I mean, you're brave to
bring something so valuable

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out into the world.

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- It was a very thoughtful
gift from my sister.

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- Ugh, who reads?

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You should have gotten Charlotte

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that diamond bracelet
from Tiffany's,

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or a new vibrator.

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- What? Diamonds are
a girl's best friend?

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- I've read about that.

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I'm Werther, by the way.

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- I'm Sissy Buff.
This is Melanie.

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And my older sister Charlotte,
it's her birthday today.

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- Happy birthday
Miss Charlotte Buff.

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- Thank you, we're
actually just having

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a bit of a girl's day though,
so it's nice to meet you.

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- Oh, nice to meet you too.

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Before I go though, I'm
from Westmount, Montreal,

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only here for the day.

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If you guys have
any recommendations.

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- You should come to
Charlotte's party tonight.

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- Well, I love parties.
- I don't know

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if we'll actually be going.

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- You never go to parties
or do anything fun.

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It's your birthday, be
a normal human for once.

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It's at the Claudine
Hotel at 10:00 PM.

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We will definitely be there.

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- 10:00 PM, I will
see you there.

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Fun.

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(soothing music)

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(phone ringing)

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Oh, excuse me. Hi Paul.

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- [Paul] Where are you?

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- I'm on the subway
to my aunt's house.

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- I can hear your
inseam being measured.

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- I'm at Peruzzi's.

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Are you replacing the
sheets in the hotel?

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- What's the condition
of the horse?

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- I met a girl.
- Werther!

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- No, she's incredible.
She's smart.

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She's funny, she's adorable.

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She's maternal,
she's loquacious,

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and she's a reader,
who reads, Paul?

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- Why are at you at Peruzzi's if
you haven't

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picked up the horse yet?

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- Well, rush tailoring
stops at four.

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- That doesn't make any sense.

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- Well, I only brought
one suit with me, Paul,

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and I'm hardly showing
up at Charlotte's party

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wearing the same thing
as this afternoon, am I?

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- Who's Charlotte?

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The girl from today
that you just met?

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- The girl from today that
I think I'm in love with.

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(soothing music continues)

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(door knocking)

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- This all seems to be in order.

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The horse was left
to your sister.

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Why would you do this?

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- She wants it
because I want it.

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- But why do you want it?

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It's not even a
nice representation.

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- Because she wants it.

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- Sisters.

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If my wife and your mother
would end this foolishness,

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but tell me, how are you?

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What will you be doing
with yourself this summer?

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- I'm off to Europe
for expat adventures.

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Material for my memoir.

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- Oh, material, eh?

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The silky and lacy variety?

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- Something like that.

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- Let me tell you
about the material

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you hope to gather in Europe.

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Seek out smart, confident
progressive women.

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Real spitfires. They'll
challenge your wits,

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and make you reconsider your
very outlook on both yourself

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and the wider world.

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- That's good advice.

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- And no condoms.
They feel terrible.

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(upbeat music)

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- Thank you.

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Room 405.

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(upbeat music continues)

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I like your shoes.
- Thank you.

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(singing in foreign language)

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(glass breaking)

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- Are you insane?

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- I didn't, um.

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- It's basic physics.
- Up, up.

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- Unbelievable.

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- Incredibly smooth.

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You're like a young Dr.
No era Sean Connery.

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- Girls are always
saying that to me.

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- Is it because you slapped
them before kissing them

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or because you're insufferable

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about Scottish
national politics?

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- Both. Champagne?

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- No, thank you.

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- Come on, everybody
deserves a glass of champagne

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on their birthday.

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- I'm actually just
about to leave.

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- I just arrived.
- No offense.

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My sister invited you.

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- Yeah, where is
the charming Sissy?

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- Her fake ID is my ID, so.

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- December 15th, 1990.

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- I promised her I'd
stay until 10:30,

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which is five minutes from now.

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- Don't you want to hang out

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with all your friends
on your big day?

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- I don't really
know anybody here.

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What about Melanie?

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- At a certain point
in the evening,

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she's just on her own journey.

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- Ah,

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you're having a good birthday?

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- It was fine.
- Just fine?

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- Just fine.

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- What did you want to do today
that you did not get to do?

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- It's not that.

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- You wanted to ride
a mechanical bull.

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- I just, I love
mechanical bulls so much.

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- I don't think you can even
say that you've had a birthday

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unless you've ridden
a mechanical bull.

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What?

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- It's stupid.
- It's probably not.

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- You won't make fun of me?

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- I will probably
not make fun of you.

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- I don't know how to
dance to any of this music.

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- Nobody does.

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- What about him?

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(upbeat music)
(singing in foreign language)

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- Well, he's a talented man.

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Well, you don't have any
embarrassing school dance moves?

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- I never went to
high school dances.

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- Weddings?

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Slumber parties?

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Afternoons at your best friend's
house when you skip school?

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So you don't have any
friends and you can't dance?

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- I can waltz, but just not
playing anything waltzable.

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(upbeat music)

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(upbeat music continues)

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- We will see.

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(upbeat classical music)

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(Charlotte laughing)

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(upbeat classical
music continues)

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- Where did you learn to waltz?

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- Finishing school?
- Oh

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They must be very proud.

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You are the picture of
grace and savoir-vivre.

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- Well, if you're a member
of a finishing school's

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partner school and you
get a doctor's note

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excusing you from rugby,

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you can spend your gym
periods assisting young women

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with their pursuit
of partnered dancing.

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- Clever.

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- Anything for dance.

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(classical music continues)

259
00:12:55.642 --> 00:12:57.777
And you, quite graceful.

260
00:12:58.778 --> 00:13:00.247
- My dad loved to waltz.

261
00:13:00.280 --> 00:13:01.714
- Well, he'd stand
you on his feet

262
00:13:01.748 --> 00:13:02.883
and he'd dance around
the living room?

263
00:13:02.916 --> 00:13:04.151
- No, he taught me properly.

264
00:13:05.752 --> 00:13:07.420
Every year for my birthday,
he'd take me and my mom

265
00:13:07.454 --> 00:13:09.756
to the Albino Squirrel
Conservation Gala

266
00:13:09.789 --> 00:13:11.791
and we'd take turns
waltzing all night.

267
00:13:11.825 --> 00:13:13.593
- That's so lovely.
- It was.

268
00:13:14.594 --> 00:13:16.229
- So how come you never
went to slumber parties

269
00:13:16.263 --> 00:13:17.597
or high school dances?

270
00:13:18.899 --> 00:13:21.034
- I have six
brothers and sisters.

271
00:13:21.068 --> 00:13:22.602
- Six?

272
00:13:22.635 --> 00:13:25.305
- Between school and
lessons and making sure

273
00:13:25.338 --> 00:13:27.875
they're not covered in each
other's mucus and blood.

274
00:13:27.908 --> 00:13:29.209
- Isn't that more in
the parental sphere

275
00:13:29.242 --> 00:13:30.677
of domestic responsibility?

276
00:13:33.113 --> 00:13:37.584
- My mom passed away
suddenly, and my dad tried,

277
00:13:37.617 --> 00:13:39.752
but he wasn't really
the same afterward.

278
00:13:40.753 --> 00:13:42.789
So I just took on more and more.

279
00:13:44.091 --> 00:13:47.260
And it didn't really leave a
lot of time for slumber parties

280
00:13:47.294 --> 00:13:50.197
or college,

281
00:13:50.998 --> 00:13:52.132
or a career.

282
00:13:55.202 --> 00:13:57.004
- I'm so sorry.

283
00:14:00.473 --> 00:14:02.175
That's amazing you help him out.

284
00:14:03.710 --> 00:14:04.644
- Helped.

285
00:14:06.713 --> 00:14:07.647
Cancer.

286
00:14:09.149 --> 00:14:10.517
- Oh.

287
00:14:12.953 --> 00:14:17.024
(patrons clapping and cheering)

288
00:14:21.728 --> 00:14:23.130
(upbeat music)

289
00:14:23.163 --> 00:14:24.797
- That was some
serious Jane Eyre shit.

290
00:14:26.166 --> 00:14:27.700
- I'll show you
how to do the worm.

291
00:14:27.734 --> 00:14:30.070
- I don't need to learn
how to do the worm.

292
00:14:34.874 --> 00:14:38.378
(upbeat music continues)

293
00:14:54.861 --> 00:14:58.365
(upbeat music continues)

294
00:15:11.578 --> 00:15:15.215
(upbeat music continues)

295
00:15:22.355 --> 00:15:26.059
(upbeat music continues)

296
00:15:30.297 --> 00:15:33.233
(soothing music)

297
00:15:40.807 --> 00:15:44.477
(soothing music continues)

298
00:15:50.817 --> 00:15:54.587
(soothing music continues)

299
00:15:56.823 --> 00:15:57.857
- That's not, that's
not what I'm saying.

300
00:15:57.890 --> 00:15:58.958
I mean, I am a writer.

301
00:15:58.992 --> 00:16:01.028
- Oh. Oh, here we go.

302
00:16:01.061 --> 00:16:02.262
What do you write, writer?

303
00:16:02.295 --> 00:16:04.064
- That doesn't matter.

304
00:16:04.097 --> 00:16:05.598
What I'm saying is the
cultural impact of Salinger

305
00:16:05.632 --> 00:16:07.434
is amazing, but I
stand by what I say.

306
00:16:07.467 --> 00:16:09.636
- "Catcher in the Rye" is not-
- Not a piece of shit.

307
00:16:09.669 --> 00:16:11.604
Full stop!
- Shit!

308
00:16:11.638 --> 00:16:13.906
- But compared to "Franny and
Zooey" it's a piece of shit.

309
00:16:13.940 --> 00:16:17.910
It's shit like, it
resembles from a distance

310
00:16:17.944 --> 00:16:23.016
book shaped shit.
(Charlotte laughing)

311
00:16:24.917 --> 00:16:27.754
(soothing music)

312
00:16:28.788 --> 00:16:32.492
(people talking indistinctly)

313
00:16:40.633 --> 00:16:43.803
Oh buddy.
(Melanie barfing)

314
00:16:43.836 --> 00:16:45.305
Are you ready for
a charm offensive?

315
00:16:45.338 --> 00:16:47.140
- What, more charming than this?

316
00:16:47.174 --> 00:16:49.942
- Okay, I first need to-
- Ow. (laughs)

317
00:16:49.976 --> 00:16:51.911
- I first need to figure out

318
00:16:51.944 --> 00:16:55.582
a poetic term for the purest
combination of amber and green

319
00:16:55.615 --> 00:16:57.484
that most
appropriately describes

320
00:16:57.517 --> 00:17:00.019
the remarkable
hazelness of your eyes.

321
00:17:00.053 --> 00:17:04.791
- Werther, I should
have mentioned, I-

322
00:17:04.824 --> 00:17:06.359
- As far as gold.
- I'm.

323
00:17:06.393 --> 00:17:08.661
- No, caramel emerald.
- I'm-

324
00:17:08.695 --> 00:17:10.197
- Carol Emaral. You what?

325
00:17:10.230 --> 00:17:12.832
- I'm engaged.

326
00:17:14.801 --> 00:17:15.702
- What?

327
00:17:22.575 --> 00:17:24.077
I didn't even think to look.

328
00:17:25.345 --> 00:17:27.980
- His name's Albert.
You'd like him.

329
00:17:28.014 --> 00:17:30.517
- Yeah, everybody likes Albert.

330
00:17:30.550 --> 00:17:35.655
Charlotte loves Albert
and you like Charlotte.

331
00:17:37.424 --> 00:17:40.493
This pretty face, how could
you not like this pretty face?

332
00:17:40.527 --> 00:17:42.329
- How could you not?

333
00:17:42.362 --> 00:17:44.531
- Albert liked it too, so
he put a ring on her face.

334
00:17:44.564 --> 00:17:46.799
He's rich, handsome,

335
00:17:46.833 --> 00:17:48.335
rich, handsome lawyer.

336
00:17:48.368 --> 00:17:50.203
Significant mating advantages.

337
00:17:54.941 --> 00:17:56.176
- Well, he sounds nice

338
00:17:57.710 --> 00:17:58.611
- He is.

339
00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:02.349
(car honking)

340
00:18:02.382 --> 00:18:05.685
Oh, that's, yeah.

341
00:18:05.718 --> 00:18:08.655
- Yeah, is it weird that
he, what's his name?

342
00:18:08.688 --> 00:18:10.723
Allen, wasn't here tonight.

343
00:18:10.757 --> 00:18:12.559
- Albert. He had work.

344
00:18:12.592 --> 00:18:14.227
Like Albert's always working.

345
00:18:14.261 --> 00:18:16.396
It's hard for him not
to, it's admirable.

346
00:18:16.429 --> 00:18:17.464
- On your birthday?

347
00:18:19.466 --> 00:18:23.203
- Albert's doing a
little birthday brunch

348
00:18:23.236 --> 00:18:25.238
for me instead tomorrow.

349
00:18:25.272 --> 00:18:27.540
If you don't have
plans, it could be fun.

350
00:18:29.642 --> 00:18:31.278
I'll text you the address.

351
00:18:32.111 --> 00:18:33.380
- Sure.

352
00:18:43.089 --> 00:18:44.491
um, maybe-
- Oh, bye.

353
00:18:45.825 --> 00:18:48.495
- [Melanie] Hot dogs! Hot dogs!

354
00:18:52.599 --> 00:18:55.735
(soothing music continues)

355
00:18:57.737 --> 00:18:58.638
- What?

356
00:19:00.240 --> 00:19:04.143
(people talking indistinctly)

357
00:19:06.012 --> 00:19:08.848
(soothing music)

358
00:19:14.687 --> 00:19:18.958
(PA announcer speaking
indistinctly)

359
00:19:20.092 --> 00:19:22.762
(upbeat music)

360
00:19:30.203 --> 00:19:33.806
(upbeat music continues)

361
00:19:41.981 --> 00:19:44.417
- Traffic was terrible, and
where were you yesterday?

362
00:19:44.451 --> 00:19:46.586
- I met the girl I wanna spend
the rest of my life with.

363
00:19:46.619 --> 00:19:48.288
So there is no way I'm
just gonna leave town

364
00:19:48.321 --> 00:19:50.690
and let her stupid
fiance have her.

365
00:19:50.723 --> 00:19:51.858
- I'm going home.

366
00:19:51.891 --> 00:19:53.025
- I need your emotional support.

367
00:19:53.059 --> 00:19:54.494
- Support your own emotions.

368
00:19:54.527 --> 00:19:56.128
- You know, I
can't, if you leave,

369
00:19:56.162 --> 00:19:57.797
I will tell Aunt Lee
what really happened

370
00:19:57.830 --> 00:19:59.799
to the Hudson Bay blanket when
you were thirteen.

371
00:20:00.900 --> 00:20:01.834
- You wouldn't.

372
00:20:02.835 --> 00:20:04.136
- We're staying at the Claudine.

373
00:20:04.170 --> 00:20:06.673
Check us in, the
sheets are fine.

374
00:20:11.878 --> 00:20:14.714
(engine purring)

375
00:20:17.684 --> 00:20:19.151
- Thank you. Good sir.

376
00:20:19.185 --> 00:20:21.388
(door knocking)

377
00:20:31.731 --> 00:20:34.601
(Werther yawning)

378
00:20:41.107 --> 00:20:44.277
(footsteps clunking)

379
00:20:47.580 --> 00:20:50.049
(Albert clearing throat)

380
00:20:51.884 --> 00:20:53.185
- Whoa!
- Sorry. Sorry.

381
00:20:54.253 --> 00:20:55.722
Didn't mean to disturb you.

382
00:20:57.757 --> 00:20:58.858
How are you feeling?

383
00:21:00.393 --> 00:21:03.262
Night on the stoop must
be hell on my lower back.

384
00:21:03.296 --> 00:21:07.667
- I'm housed. I'm Werther.

385
00:21:07.700 --> 00:21:09.902
- Werther? Werther!

386
00:21:09.936 --> 00:21:12.539
- Oh.
(Albert laughing)

387
00:21:12.572 --> 00:21:14.073
- Oh, Charlotte told
me all about you.

388
00:21:14.106 --> 00:21:15.274
- Terrible things, I hope.

389
00:21:15.308 --> 00:21:17.076
- Mostly, mostly.

390
00:21:17.109 --> 00:21:19.412
She did say you're
quite the dancer.

391
00:21:19.446 --> 00:21:22.415
- Oh, ah, yeah, I'm
sorry about that.

392
00:21:22.449 --> 00:21:23.716
- Why?

393
00:21:23.750 --> 00:21:25.618
Oh, she enjoyed herself.

394
00:21:25.652 --> 00:21:27.887
I'm happy she had a nice time
with friends old and new.

395
00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:29.922
- Okay. Well good.

396
00:21:31.891 --> 00:21:35.628
- There is something
concerning me though.

397
00:21:38.064 --> 00:21:39.466
- The joint.
- What?

398
00:21:39.499 --> 00:21:41.200
- Nothing. Go on.

399
00:21:41.233 --> 00:21:43.470
- Well, Charlotte told me
that Sissy has developed

400
00:21:43.503 --> 00:21:45.772
something with a
little crush on you.

401
00:21:45.805 --> 00:21:47.407
- Sissy?
- I don't know exactly

402
00:21:47.440 --> 00:21:49.442
how old you are, but
she is in high school.

403
00:21:49.476 --> 00:21:51.210
- Oh no, she's,
yeah, she's a child.

404
00:21:51.243 --> 00:21:52.479
I would never, 100%.

405
00:21:52.512 --> 00:21:53.480
- Good.
- Oh good.

406
00:21:53.513 --> 00:21:54.647
- Yeah. Good, good.

407
00:21:54.681 --> 00:21:56.549
- My best friend Paul, he's 19.

408
00:21:56.583 --> 00:21:58.451
And even him at times, I'm
like, "Why do we hang out?"

409
00:21:58.485 --> 00:22:00.920
Our moms is best friends
is why, initially anyway.

410
00:22:00.953 --> 00:22:03.456
And he just really gets me.

411
00:22:03.490 --> 00:22:05.892
And I suppose I've always
wanted a sibling, you know?

412
00:22:05.925 --> 00:22:07.527
Only children are a little bit.

413
00:22:09.762 --> 00:22:12.432
- Well, I'm glad
you're a normal person.

414
00:22:12.465 --> 00:22:14.133
- Well, let's not
say terrible things,

415
00:22:14.166 --> 00:22:17.003
but on this I swear I will
be the perfect gentleman

416
00:22:17.036 --> 00:22:18.671
toward Sissy.

417
00:22:19.972 --> 00:22:21.508
- Well, you'll stay
for brunch, I hope.

418
00:22:21.541 --> 00:22:22.609
- Absolutely.
- Any interest in helping

419
00:22:22.642 --> 00:22:23.976
me fetch supplies?

420
00:22:24.010 --> 00:22:25.845
- Sure.
- Great.

421
00:22:25.878 --> 00:22:27.447
- Perhaps I'll just
pop in, quick a load-

422
00:22:27.480 --> 00:22:28.815
- No, no, no, no,

423
00:22:28.848 --> 00:22:30.149
Charlotte's taking
her shower here.

424
00:22:31.017 --> 00:22:33.686
(upbeat music)

425
00:22:38.458 --> 00:22:40.126
(thumping)
- What am I listening for here?

426
00:22:41.160 --> 00:22:43.663
- Sort of dull thud.

427
00:22:43.696 --> 00:22:45.197
(thumping)

428
00:22:45.231 --> 00:22:47.166
- Oh yeah, where did
you learn do that?

429
00:22:47.199 --> 00:22:48.134
- My mother.

430
00:22:49.669 --> 00:22:52.171
Your mother never brought
you along to market?

431
00:22:52.204 --> 00:22:53.706
- No.

432
00:22:53.740 --> 00:22:55.374
- Oh.

433
00:22:55.408 --> 00:22:57.143
- So I understand
you practice law.

434
00:22:57.176 --> 00:22:58.545
- Mm-hm.

435
00:22:59.078 --> 00:23:00.980
Now, that old cliche, you can
take the boy off the farm,

436
00:23:01.013 --> 00:23:02.949
but then he just becomes
a criminal lawyer

437
00:23:02.982 --> 00:23:05.351
casually versed in
watermelon ripeness.

438
00:23:07.319 --> 00:23:09.055
- My uncle
Blochstein's a lawyer.

439
00:23:10.389 --> 00:23:11.424
- Mort Blochstein?

440
00:23:13.059 --> 00:23:13.993
- You know him?

441
00:23:15.528 --> 00:23:19.065
- Yeah, our firms
occasionally cross paths.

442
00:23:19.098 --> 00:23:21.701
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

443
00:23:21.734 --> 00:23:22.635
- Hold on.

444
00:23:22.669 --> 00:23:23.536
- What?
- That.

445
00:23:25.605 --> 00:23:28.340
- Were you walking
your own dog earlier?

446
00:23:28.374 --> 00:23:29.842
- What is happening here?

447
00:23:29.876 --> 00:23:34.346
- Just a spontaneous
act of civics.

448
00:23:35.448 --> 00:23:37.550
- That is so nice.

449
00:23:37.584 --> 00:23:40.853
- We're all responsible for
the state of our communities,

450
00:23:40.887 --> 00:23:41.854
and our shoes.

451
00:23:43.289 --> 00:23:44.323
- You really believe that?

452
00:23:44.356 --> 00:23:45.625
The community's part?

453
00:23:46.793 --> 00:23:48.094
- Yeah, I do.

454
00:23:50.897 --> 00:23:52.398
- Well, I don't know
how to politely ask

455
00:23:52.431 --> 00:23:53.666
if I'm gonna be carrying
all the groceries

456
00:23:53.700 --> 00:23:55.167
all the way back to the house.

457
00:23:55.201 --> 00:23:56.402
- You're asking
for a trade then?

458
00:23:56.435 --> 00:23:57.369
- I am not.

459
00:24:00.873 --> 00:24:02.108
(door squeaking)

460
00:24:02.141 --> 00:24:03.610
- Hello!

461
00:24:03.643 --> 00:24:05.845
(footsteps clattering)

462
00:24:05.878 --> 00:24:06.979
- Albert!

463
00:24:08.981 --> 00:24:10.783
- Look who I found.

464
00:24:10.817 --> 00:24:12.051
- Hello Werther.

465
00:24:12.919 --> 00:24:13.920
- Hello Sissy.

466
00:24:15.454 --> 00:24:16.756
(soothing music)

467
00:24:16.789 --> 00:24:17.724
- I'll get started.

468
00:24:24.564 --> 00:24:25.798
- This is Freddy.

469
00:24:25.832 --> 00:24:27.767
He wants his tonsils out

470
00:24:27.800 --> 00:24:29.769
because he thinks that means
he'll get ice cream every meal

471
00:24:29.802 --> 00:24:31.037
for the rest of his life.

472
00:24:31.070 --> 00:24:32.639
- Fair.
- And this is Toby.

473
00:24:32.672 --> 00:24:34.373
Toby's not allowed
to use the internet

474
00:24:34.406 --> 00:24:36.275
with the door closed
anymore, are you Toby?

475
00:24:36.308 --> 00:24:37.977
- He won't remember
our names anyway.

476
00:24:38.010 --> 00:24:39.912
Can't we just go play PS5?

477
00:24:39.946 --> 00:24:41.948
- Nobody plays
video games anymore.

478
00:24:41.981 --> 00:24:44.250
All the cool kids
there playing 500 Up.

479
00:24:44.283 --> 00:24:46.085
- What's 500 Up?

480
00:24:46.118 --> 00:24:48.087
- Well, do you have a ball?

481
00:24:48.120 --> 00:24:49.922
- Like, what a dog
will play with?

482
00:24:51.090 --> 00:24:51.991
- Yes.

483
00:24:53.526 --> 00:24:55.662
(Werther & children laughing)

484
00:24:56.663 --> 00:24:58.598
(soothing music)

485
00:25:00.199 --> 00:25:03.302
(children laughing)

486
00:25:04.971 --> 00:25:06.472
- Isn't he fun?

487
00:25:06.505 --> 00:25:08.174
- Yeah, I like him.

488
00:25:10.109 --> 00:25:14.246
Oh, and we had a very productive
conversation about Sissy.

489
00:25:14.280 --> 00:25:15.648
- Oh, good.

490
00:25:15.682 --> 00:25:16.949
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

491
00:25:20.119 --> 00:25:21.854
(soothing music continues)

492
00:25:21.888 --> 00:25:23.255
(phone beeping)

493
00:25:23.289 --> 00:25:24.190
- Oh.

494
00:25:25.792 --> 00:25:28.294
- [Werther] That was good.
(talking indistinctly)

495
00:25:28.961 --> 00:25:31.798
- Mm, these bagels
are a revelation.

496
00:25:32.832 --> 00:25:34.834
- Sissy.
- What?

497
00:25:34.867 --> 00:25:36.869
Nutella's delicious.

498
00:25:36.903 --> 00:25:39.305
It's one of my top five,
hazelnut-based cocoa spreads.

499
00:25:39.338 --> 00:25:40.873
Albert, Charlotte.

500
00:25:40.907 --> 00:25:42.909
- Oh, no, no, no, my
chocolate days are over.

501
00:25:44.343 --> 00:25:48.915
- So Albert, how did
you and Charlotte meet?

502
00:25:50.216 --> 00:25:52.018
- Charlotte's father
was my mentor.

503
00:25:52.051 --> 00:25:54.754
He was an incredible man.

504
00:25:56.222 --> 00:25:58.958
I was visiting him at
the hospital before.

505
00:25:58.991 --> 00:26:01.493
- Albert helped with
the arrangements.

506
00:26:01.527 --> 00:26:03.930
- And then he proposed
at the funeral.

507
00:26:07.266 --> 00:26:08.735
- Oh. Anyway.

508
00:26:08.768 --> 00:26:09.836
Yeah. I should be off.

509
00:26:09.869 --> 00:26:11.838
- Johannssen today?

510
00:26:11.871 --> 00:26:13.539
- Who's Johannssen?

511
00:26:13.572 --> 00:26:15.241
- He's a client.

512
00:26:15.274 --> 00:26:17.043
I'm representing his daughter.

513
00:26:17.076 --> 00:26:20.046
Well, the whole family
actually in a pro bono case.

514
00:26:20.079 --> 00:26:22.915
- And it's not billable, so he
does it during his off hours,

515
00:26:22.949 --> 00:26:25.417
which I understand, I just wish-

516
00:26:25.451 --> 00:26:28.554
- We meet on Sundays to discuss
developments and strategy.

517
00:26:28.587 --> 00:26:30.222
- Over skeet shooting.
- Skeet shooting.

518
00:26:30.256 --> 00:26:32.324
- With shotguns?
- With shotguns.

519
00:26:32.358 --> 00:26:33.993
- Yeah, Albert
grew up on a farm.

520
00:26:34.026 --> 00:26:35.561
That's why he has
such nice arms.

521
00:26:35.594 --> 00:26:37.930
- Sissy.
- What? He bailed hay.

522
00:26:37.964 --> 00:26:39.065
- I did bale hay.

523
00:26:39.098 --> 00:26:40.466
I do have nice arms.

524
00:26:42.234 --> 00:26:44.203
- So, what's the case?

525
00:26:44.236 --> 00:26:45.872
- Well, Johannssen's
daughter, Kit,

526
00:26:45.905 --> 00:26:47.774
briefly dated a man
named Matthew Mole.

527
00:26:47.807 --> 00:26:49.876
And during that period,
Mole was rent evicted.

528
00:26:49.909 --> 00:26:52.011
And so she allowed him
to temporarily move in,

529
00:26:52.044 --> 00:26:54.613
but he didn't contribute to
any of the household finances.

530
00:26:54.647 --> 00:26:56.082
He refused to look for a job,

531
00:26:56.115 --> 00:26:57.684
and then finally
made a sexual advance

532
00:26:57.717 --> 00:26:58.885
on one of Kit's best friends.

533
00:26:58.918 --> 00:27:01.420
So Kit ended the relationship.

534
00:27:01.453 --> 00:27:04.190
So now he's suing
Kit for alimony.

535
00:27:04.223 --> 00:27:06.025
- It's disgusting.

536
00:27:06.058 --> 00:27:08.627
His lawyer's arguing that
the pace of relationships

537
00:27:08.661 --> 00:27:10.863
has changed and
that living together

538
00:27:10.897 --> 00:27:12.231
should be afforded
the same protections

539
00:27:12.264 --> 00:27:13.465
as common law marriage.

540
00:27:13.499 --> 00:27:15.802
- Ugh, I'm never
getting married.

541
00:27:15.835 --> 00:27:17.737
How about you, Werther?

542
00:27:17.770 --> 00:27:19.638
- Well, I haven't
given him much thought.

543
00:27:19.672 --> 00:27:21.307
- Well, before I leave,

544
00:27:24.110 --> 00:27:25.011
Charlie.

545
00:27:30.116 --> 00:27:31.650
- Holy shit.

546
00:27:31.684 --> 00:27:33.786
- Oh, it's gorgeous.

547
00:27:33.820 --> 00:27:34.754
- Happy birthday.

548
00:27:35.755 --> 00:27:37.056
- Thank you.

549
00:27:37.089 --> 00:27:38.825
(kiss smacking)

550
00:27:38.858 --> 00:27:40.793
- Yeah, I have
something for you too.

551
00:27:43.629 --> 00:27:44.630
- I got it.

552
00:27:49.501 --> 00:27:50.937
- Happy birthday.

553
00:27:52.939 --> 00:27:55.474
You didn't have-
- Is that a Dia Viari?

554
00:27:55.507 --> 00:27:56.475
- Is it? Yeah.

555
00:27:56.508 --> 00:27:58.177
I, yeah, I guess it is.

556
00:27:58.210 --> 00:27:59.445
- Oh my God.

557
00:27:59.478 --> 00:28:01.080
- What's a Dia Viari?

558
00:28:01.113 --> 00:28:04.150
- A very, very
important sculptor.

559
00:28:05.684 --> 00:28:06.652
This is too much.

560
00:28:06.685 --> 00:28:08.020
- I insist.

561
00:28:08.054 --> 00:28:09.621
- Are you sure?

562
00:28:09.655 --> 00:28:11.357
- Yeah, it's last owner
was kind of a jerk, so.

563
00:28:11.390 --> 00:28:13.092
- If you change your mind,
I totally understand.

564
00:28:13.125 --> 00:28:15.527
We only, I mean, we just met.

565
00:28:15.561 --> 00:28:17.129
- Knowing that this
is the best gift

566
00:28:17.163 --> 00:28:18.865
you have ever received
is enough for me.

567
00:28:20.199 --> 00:28:21.600
Albert, if you
need to get going,

568
00:28:21.633 --> 00:28:23.469
I can help Charlotte
with the dishes.

569
00:28:26.405 --> 00:28:29.241
(water sloshing)

570
00:28:31.744 --> 00:28:35.214
(glasses clinking)

571
00:28:36.715 --> 00:28:39.551
(soothing music)

572
00:28:45.157 --> 00:28:48.895
(soothing music continues)

573
00:28:54.867 --> 00:28:57.536
- Is the dishwasher broken, or?

574
00:28:59.405 --> 00:29:01.407
- You are not
bringing that to camp?

575
00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:03.142
- I sewed and
designed it myself.

576
00:29:03.175 --> 00:29:04.510
- Who's going to camp?

577
00:29:04.543 --> 00:29:06.345
- My siblings?

578
00:29:06.378 --> 00:29:08.981
Sissy goes every year and
she knows that counselors

579
00:29:09.015 --> 00:29:10.516
are supposed to set an example.

580
00:29:10.549 --> 00:29:12.384
- If you are forcing
me to go to camp,

581
00:29:12.418 --> 00:29:14.553
you'll have to let me show
off my work, and get a tan.

582
00:29:14.586 --> 00:29:17.256
- You can get a decent tan
while wearing something decent.

583
00:29:17.289 --> 00:29:19.425
- What do you think, Werther?

584
00:29:19.458 --> 00:29:20.860
- You're a talented designer

585
00:29:20.893 --> 00:29:23.095
and your stitching
is impeccable.

586
00:29:23.129 --> 00:29:24.864
And second of all, I love camp.

587
00:29:24.897 --> 00:29:26.432
Canoeing, marshmallows.

588
00:29:26.465 --> 00:29:28.434
- You were the one
all excited to go.

589
00:29:29.869 --> 00:29:32.438
That was before the
city got so interesting.

590
00:29:34.573 --> 00:29:36.108
- You already committed to it.

591
00:29:36.142 --> 00:29:37.877
Head counselor is
great work experience.

592
00:29:37.910 --> 00:29:39.378
What if I got a job in the city?

593
00:29:39.411 --> 00:29:40.579
- Doing what?

594
00:29:41.313 --> 00:29:42.281
- Something.

595
00:29:43.916 --> 00:29:47.153
(footsteps clunking)

596
00:29:48.620 --> 00:29:50.256
- Sorry. Sometimes.

597
00:29:50.289 --> 00:29:52.224
- Hey, I went
through my, you know,

598
00:29:52.258 --> 00:29:55.127
obscenely revealing swimwear
phase too, I get it.

599
00:29:55.161 --> 00:29:56.963
- Is it terrible that
I'm looking forward

600
00:29:56.996 --> 00:29:58.764
to some free time this summer?

601
00:30:04.503 --> 00:30:05.737
- To spend with Albert?

602
00:30:06.805 --> 00:30:09.041
- He works so much.

603
00:30:09.075 --> 00:30:11.443
The boards I'm on meet less
frequently during the summer.

604
00:30:11.477 --> 00:30:13.645
There's no major fundraising
events until fall.

605
00:30:13.679 --> 00:30:15.581
- Well, if I may be so bold,

606
00:30:15.614 --> 00:30:18.584
can I suggest what you might
do with some of your free time?

607
00:30:18.617 --> 00:30:19.651
- Be so bold.

608
00:30:21.087 --> 00:30:22.922
- Well, maybe we can
be new best friends,

609
00:30:22.955 --> 00:30:24.957
and hang out every day and
just have the best time ever

610
00:30:24.991 --> 00:30:26.325
with someone.
- I've never had time for

611
00:30:26.358 --> 00:30:27.793
a new best friend before.

612
00:30:27.826 --> 00:30:28.827
- Is that a yes?

613
00:30:31.463 --> 00:30:32.798
- What would it mean exactly?

614
00:30:32.831 --> 00:30:34.466
- We'll figure it out as we go.

615
00:30:34.500 --> 00:30:35.834
And whatever it ends up being,

616
00:30:35.868 --> 00:30:38.037
it will definitely
not be awkward.

617
00:30:39.838 --> 00:30:42.841
- Oh, Werther!

618
00:30:42.875 --> 00:30:44.276
Oh, he's perfect.

619
00:30:44.310 --> 00:30:46.178
A worthy opponent.

620
00:30:46.212 --> 00:30:49.148
Handsome like a 1960s astronaut,
buys local organic produce.

621
00:30:49.181 --> 00:30:50.749
But Charlotte must like
me at least a little

622
00:30:50.782 --> 00:30:52.952
because she didn't tell
him about the joint.

623
00:30:54.153 --> 00:30:56.923
She likes me, right?

624
00:30:56.956 --> 00:30:58.490
- Is there an app that
detects ejaculate,

625
00:30:58.524 --> 00:30:59.658
even if it's dried?

626
00:30:59.691 --> 00:31:00.826
- It's a clean hotel, Paul.

627
00:31:00.859 --> 00:31:02.361
- It's a hotel, Werther.

628
00:31:02.394 --> 00:31:04.196
- And her hands are so soft.

629
00:31:04.230 --> 00:31:09.335
It's like some incredibly
soft flower petal.

630
00:31:10.669 --> 00:31:12.138
Imagine how soft
her lips would be.

631
00:31:12.171 --> 00:31:14.306
- Soft?
- Like so soft.

632
00:31:14.340 --> 00:31:17.043
And we've agreed
to be best friends.

633
00:31:17.076 --> 00:31:18.210
- Best?

634
00:31:18.244 --> 00:31:20.046
I just canceled a train home

635
00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:22.714
and agreed to stay in this
disgusting hotel for you.

636
00:31:22.748 --> 00:31:23.849
Ah!
- Don't be needy, Paul.

637
00:31:23.882 --> 00:31:25.384
It's unbecoming.

638
00:31:25.417 --> 00:31:27.853
- You're the one
who needed me, here,

639
00:31:27.886 --> 00:31:31.290
and she's engaged to a guy
you weirdly seem to like.

640
00:31:31.323 --> 00:31:33.692
- I like him, sure, but if I
had to choose who I like more,

641
00:31:33.725 --> 00:31:37.229
me or him, I mean, I love me.

642
00:31:37.263 --> 00:31:39.265
- Forget about this girl, hmm?

643
00:31:40.066 --> 00:31:41.333
Go to Europe.

644
00:31:41.367 --> 00:31:42.334
Meet someone else.

645
00:31:42.368 --> 00:31:45.571
(Spray bottle spraying)

646
00:31:45.604 --> 00:31:46.538
- No.

647
00:31:49.741 --> 00:31:51.343
- Where's your mother's horse?

648
00:31:52.945 --> 00:31:55.047
- Well, I'd rather talk
about all the fun things

649
00:31:55.081 --> 00:31:56.382
I'm planning to do
with Charlotte over
the next few weeks.

650
00:31:56.415 --> 00:31:57.683
- Where is the horse, Werther?

651
00:31:57.716 --> 00:31:59.018
- I mean, you'll come
with us, of course.

652
00:31:59.051 --> 00:32:00.919
- Cities are cesspools. I'm
staying in until this

653
00:32:00.953 --> 00:32:03.389
mania passes and we can leave.

654
00:32:03.422 --> 00:32:05.391
The horse, where is it?

655
00:32:05.424 --> 00:32:06.358
- Horse?

656
00:32:07.926 --> 00:32:08.894
- Werther.

657
00:32:08.927 --> 00:32:11.863
(upbeat music)

658
00:32:11.897 --> 00:32:13.232
- Your friend didn't wanna come?

659
00:32:13.265 --> 00:32:16.235
- Oh Paul. He hates culture.

660
00:32:16.268 --> 00:32:17.903
No, you are not gonna date it

661
00:32:17.936 --> 00:32:19.505
from the moment you
started working.

662
00:32:19.538 --> 00:32:20.406
You're gonna date it
when you release it.

663
00:32:20.439 --> 00:32:21.273
- No, what? Why?

664
00:32:22.708 --> 00:32:25.344
- Because that's when it was
completed. I don't know.

665
00:32:25.377 --> 00:32:28.547
(upbeat music)

666
00:32:28.580 --> 00:32:31.617
(faint talking and laughing)

667
00:32:39.958 --> 00:32:42.428
(Werther and Charlotte laughing)

668
00:32:59.145 --> 00:33:00.446
- Hale-Bopp Comet!

669
00:33:01.780 --> 00:33:02.681
- Yes!

670
00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:15.261
- Maltese tarragon.

671
00:33:15.294 --> 00:33:17.596
- Fresh Maltese tarragon.

672
00:33:17.629 --> 00:33:21.400
(upbeat music continues)

673
00:33:21.433 --> 00:33:22.768
- Buff.

674
00:33:22.801 --> 00:33:24.370
Charlotte Buff.

675
00:33:31.377 --> 00:33:34.346
- Expecto Patronum!

676
00:33:48.527 --> 00:33:51.197
- Whoa!

677
00:33:59.871 --> 00:34:03.375
(upbeat music continues)

678
00:34:11.183 --> 00:34:13.352
- Which baby animal
do you think is the cutest?

679
00:34:14.653 --> 00:34:16.688
- Chimpanzee, clearly.

680
00:34:16.722 --> 00:34:18.324
- Chimpanzee. No, no.

681
00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.661
It's a baby aardvark, clearly.

682
00:34:24.029 --> 00:34:25.030
- Baby aardvarks look like

683
00:34:25.063 --> 00:34:26.232
uncircumcised penises.

684
00:34:27.233 --> 00:34:28.867
- That's what I said, cute.

685
00:34:28.900 --> 00:34:31.703
- Well, apparently
having no work experience

686
00:34:31.737 --> 00:34:34.640
or degree makes getting
a job difficult.

687
00:34:34.673 --> 00:34:37.376
- Maybe it's what
you're applying to.

688
00:34:37.409 --> 00:34:39.345
- Albert said aim high.

689
00:34:39.378 --> 00:34:42.548
- And so you should,
but if I may, what,

690
00:34:42.581 --> 00:34:44.583
what interests you most?

691
00:34:44.616 --> 00:34:45.551
- I don't know.

692
00:34:46.552 --> 00:34:49.321
Clothes, does that sound stupid?

693
00:34:49.355 --> 00:34:50.422
- Not at all.

694
00:34:50.456 --> 00:34:52.924
(upbeat music continues)

695
00:34:52.958 --> 00:34:54.593
- I have a lot of
experience with sewing,

696
00:34:54.626 --> 00:34:56.528
so I'm good with that stuff.

697
00:34:56.562 --> 00:34:58.364
If you need anything, I can
take things to the cleaners.

698
00:34:58.397 --> 00:34:59.765
I can do anything.

699
00:34:59.798 --> 00:35:01.733
I'm just really
excited to be here.

700
00:35:02.801 --> 00:35:06.405
(upbeat music continues)

701
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:16.415
- Werther?

702
00:35:16.448 --> 00:35:17.416
- Yes, Charlotte,

703
00:35:19.318 --> 00:35:21.052
- Can I read something of yours?

704
00:35:25.090 --> 00:35:29.828
- Oh no, no, no, no, no.

705
00:35:31.297 --> 00:35:36.335
- Is it because you are
actually illiterate?

706
00:35:42.608 --> 00:35:46.044
- It's because I'm unhappy

707
00:35:46.077 --> 00:35:48.747
with everything
I've ever completed,

708
00:35:50.349 --> 00:35:53.652
and I avoid starting and
completing most other things.

709
00:35:56.855 --> 00:35:58.590
Because I secretly think
I will never be as good

710
00:35:58.624 --> 00:36:00.459
as the authors
whose work I admire.

711
00:36:02.761 --> 00:36:04.663
- That was remarkably
self-aware.

712
00:36:04.696 --> 00:36:07.766
- I'm uncomfortable now.
- Imagine how I feel

713
00:36:07.799 --> 00:36:12.871
to be seen with an
insecure man in a park.

714
00:36:13.839 --> 00:36:15.006
- I feel very vulnerable.

715
00:36:15.040 --> 00:36:16.608
- Oh, you're making it worse.

716
00:36:16.642 --> 00:36:18.544
- You know, I probably
need to be kissed.

717
00:36:22.047 --> 00:36:23.915
Well, if you're
not going to ease

718
00:36:23.949 --> 00:36:25.784
my incapacitating vulnerability
with your lips and tongue,

719
00:36:25.817 --> 00:36:27.519
then the very least
you can do is tell me

720
00:36:27.553 --> 00:36:29.688
something equally
intense about yourself.

721
00:36:30.656 --> 00:36:31.557
- Should I?

722
00:36:32.958 --> 00:36:34.125
- You should.

723
00:36:40.366 --> 00:36:43.001
- I've had more fun in
the past three weeks

724
00:36:43.034 --> 00:36:45.804
than I've had since
becoming a mother of six.

725
00:36:46.805 --> 00:36:49.708
(soothing music)

726
00:36:49.741 --> 00:36:51.176
- Really and truly?

727
00:37:02.087 --> 00:37:04.390
- You ever do write something
you feel comfortable sharing,

728
00:37:04.423 --> 00:37:05.691
I'd love to see it.

729
00:37:05.724 --> 00:37:06.825
(soothing music continues)

730
00:37:06.858 --> 00:37:08.226
- I'm trying to read here.

731
00:37:11.497 --> 00:37:13.198
No.
- No, no, that way is better.

732
00:37:13.231 --> 00:37:18.169
- This is the, this is this.
(Charlotte laughing)

733
00:37:19.104 --> 00:37:21.907
(soothing music continues)

734
00:37:21.940 --> 00:37:24.209
(Werther yelling in the
distance)

735
00:37:24.242 --> 00:37:27.579
(people laughing and screaming)

736
00:37:27.613 --> 00:37:29.881
(soothing music continues)

737
00:37:29.915 --> 00:37:32.083
- Hey, there.
- Hey, girl.

738
00:37:33.685 --> 00:37:35.587
What are your thoughts
on day drinking tomorrow?

739
00:37:35.621 --> 00:37:38.824
My thoughts are yes, and we are.

740
00:37:38.857 --> 00:37:39.758
- On a Wednesday?

741
00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:43.094
Don't you have like a
herpes research fundraiser

742
00:37:43.128 --> 00:37:44.530
to plan or something?

743
00:37:44.563 --> 00:37:45.764
- It's too late,
everyone already has it.

744
00:37:45.797 --> 00:37:46.732
- Oh yeah.

745
00:37:50.201 --> 00:37:52.103
(yelling in background)

746
00:37:55.474 --> 00:37:57.042
- I get it.

747
00:37:57.075 --> 00:37:59.044
- Get what?
- This whole a thing.

748
00:38:00.612 --> 00:38:01.980
Look, I don't blame you.

749
00:38:03.048 --> 00:38:07.386
Albert's steady, loving, safe.

750
00:38:08.920 --> 00:38:10.622
Werther's like this weird
unpredictable adventure.

751
00:38:10.656 --> 00:38:12.624
- We're friends,
we're hanging out.

752
00:38:12.658 --> 00:38:14.560
- Hey, zero judgment.

753
00:38:14.593 --> 00:38:16.127
To me you're exploring
personal freedom.

754
00:38:16.161 --> 00:38:18.196
Even if it's just
an emotional affair.

755
00:38:18.229 --> 00:38:20.332
It's exciting. I support it.

756
00:38:24.603 --> 00:38:26.872
- I mean, yes,

757
00:38:26.905 --> 00:38:31.109
I feel a kinship,
connection

758
00:38:31.142 --> 00:38:32.678
connection of a sort.

759
00:38:34.613 --> 00:38:36.114
Even if there is
something there,

760
00:38:36.147 --> 00:38:37.649
maybe it's not about
him specifically.

761
00:38:37.683 --> 00:38:42.421
Maybe he's like a
conduit, talisman.

762
00:38:42.454 --> 00:38:46.091
- Exploring desire is personal
and healthy, life is long.

763
00:38:46.124 --> 00:38:49.661
You're a goddamned saint, you
deserve a little stimulation.

764
00:38:49.695 --> 00:38:51.262
- With Albert and everything.

765
00:38:52.431 --> 00:38:53.932
I mean, is that okay?

766
00:38:53.965 --> 00:38:55.967
Do you think?
- It's okay?

767
00:38:56.001 --> 00:38:59.304
It's okay to do whatever you
want with whoever you want.

768
00:38:59.337 --> 00:39:01.940
You just have to be prepared
for the consequences.

769
00:39:03.442 --> 00:39:06.812
(Werther shouting)

770
00:39:06.845 --> 00:39:09.214
- Anyway, we're just friends.

771
00:39:10.649 --> 00:39:12.283
- You look at all your
friends like that?

772
00:39:16.154 --> 00:39:18.023
- Why don't you let
her read that YA story

773
00:39:18.056 --> 00:39:20.191
about the teenage robots
that conquer humanity.

774
00:39:20.225 --> 00:39:22.160
Then get really bored.

775
00:39:22.193 --> 00:39:24.663
- Albert taught me to grill a
perfect steak the other day.

776
00:39:24.696 --> 00:39:26.264
Did I tell you that?

777
00:39:26.297 --> 00:39:29.968
High heat and then
low, that's the trick.

778
00:39:30.001 --> 00:39:32.270
You only flip it once.

779
00:39:32.303 --> 00:39:34.339
- Is your crush on him or her?

780
00:39:34.372 --> 00:39:36.775
- What is that supposed to mean?

781
00:39:36.808 --> 00:39:39.144
- How was the sample
sale, by the way?

782
00:39:39.177 --> 00:39:41.179
Where do people
change at those things?

783
00:39:42.047 --> 00:39:43.248
Is everyone just nude?

784
00:39:46.685 --> 00:39:49.020
- This weird thing happened.

785
00:39:49.054 --> 00:39:54.192
(clothes hangers rattling)
(soothing music)

786
00:39:54.225 --> 00:39:56.628
It makes me feel like
a flammable Guinea pig.

787
00:39:56.662 --> 00:39:58.063
- It should. You are?

788
00:39:59.164 --> 00:40:00.331
Oh, that's lovely.

789
00:40:04.703 --> 00:40:06.638
- Oh.
- When in Rome?

790
00:40:06.672 --> 00:40:09.040
- Oh no.

791
00:40:09.074 --> 00:40:11.209
- All right, oh, come here.

792
00:40:14.279 --> 00:40:15.313
All right, go up there.

793
00:40:15.346 --> 00:40:16.347
Go, go, go.

794
00:40:18.116 --> 00:40:19.851
- Oh. Sorry.

795
00:40:24.022 --> 00:40:25.557
- [Charlotte] How does it look?

796
00:40:30.962 --> 00:40:31.897
- Terrible.

797
00:40:32.864 --> 00:40:36.468
(soothing music continues)

798
00:40:41.640 --> 00:40:43.174
- You little mouse.

799
00:40:43.208 --> 00:40:44.743
Get away from me,
you little muskrat.

800
00:40:44.776 --> 00:40:46.745
- Um, Werther.

801
00:40:46.778 --> 00:40:48.213
- Um, Charlotte?

802
00:40:49.314 --> 00:40:51.750
- The zipper is stuck.

803
00:40:51.783 --> 00:40:53.885
- What?
- Zipper! Stuck.

804
00:40:55.554 --> 00:40:56.888
- Right.

805
00:40:57.623 --> 00:41:01.392
(soothing music continues)

806
00:41:04.395 --> 00:41:05.296
Right.

807
00:41:09.935 --> 00:41:13.038
Oh, sorry, if I had
pliers, I could,

808
00:41:13.071 --> 00:41:14.773
- Just grab the
pliers in my purse.

809
00:41:14.806 --> 00:41:16.441
- You got pliers in your purse?

810
00:41:18.309 --> 00:41:19.778
- Charlotte's telling
a little joke.

811
00:41:19.811 --> 00:41:21.246
- She's making
just a little one.

812
00:41:21.279 --> 00:41:22.781
- A little one.

813
00:41:22.814 --> 00:41:23.749
All right.

814
00:41:24.950 --> 00:41:27.285
Yeah, I don't know
what to do here.

815
00:41:31.790 --> 00:41:32.858
- Use your teeth.

816
00:41:41.633 --> 00:41:42.701
- All right.

817
00:41:44.603 --> 00:41:45.503
Ah, yeah.

818
00:41:49.975 --> 00:41:52.811
(soothing music)

819
00:41:54.946 --> 00:41:58.016
(Charlotte gasping)

820
00:41:59.851 --> 00:42:03.521
(soothing music continues)

821
00:42:06.892 --> 00:42:09.961
(Charlotte gasping)

822
00:42:09.995 --> 00:42:12.898
(zipper scraping)

823
00:42:23.909 --> 00:42:27.579
(soothing music continues)

824
00:42:42.861 --> 00:42:44.630
(Charlotte gasping)

825
00:42:44.663 --> 00:42:47.365
(curtain clattering)
(body thumping)

826
00:42:49.267 --> 00:42:50.335
- You're buying that.

827
00:42:50.368 --> 00:42:51.903
- Yeah
(stammering)

828
00:42:51.937 --> 00:42:54.472
- The zipper...

829
00:42:54.505 --> 00:42:57.142
we're trying to...

830
00:42:57.175 --> 00:42:58.810
(upbeat music)

831
00:42:58.844 --> 00:43:00.378
- [Werther] We held hands, Paul.

832
00:43:00.411 --> 00:43:02.714
While running, it is
the most intimate thing

833
00:43:02.748 --> 00:43:04.415
one person can do.

834
00:43:04.449 --> 00:43:06.718
- Putting your mouth on
her butt wasn't intimate?

835
00:43:06.752 --> 00:43:08.186
- No, that was
routine mouth butt.

836
00:43:08.219 --> 00:43:10.055
But the running
though with the hands.

837
00:43:13.358 --> 00:43:16.427
(music playing)

838
00:43:30.876 --> 00:43:33.378
- And then this
other thing happened.

839
00:43:33.411 --> 00:43:35.280
We treated ourselves to gelato.

840
00:43:35.313 --> 00:43:36.882
Charlotte wanted to
take one to Albert.

841
00:43:36.915 --> 00:43:39.450
I did not, I just wanted
to hold hands again.

842
00:43:39.484 --> 00:43:41.052
No, we probably
shouldn't bother him.

843
00:43:41.086 --> 00:43:43.054
- He's gonna love it.

844
00:43:43.088 --> 00:43:44.055
- Okay.

845
00:43:44.622 --> 00:43:47.625
(upbeat music continues)

846
00:43:48.326 --> 00:43:50.295
- Hello Miss Buff, how are you?

847
00:43:50.328 --> 00:43:52.363
No, he's with the boss.

848
00:43:52.397 --> 00:43:53.965
- [Werther] He was supposedly
busy, but who chooses work

849
00:43:53.999 --> 00:43:55.967
of the grandest achievement
in all of Italian cuisine?

850
00:43:56.001 --> 00:43:57.903
- [Paul] Adults with the most
basic sense of responsibility?

851
00:43:57.936 --> 00:43:58.904
- Is everything okay?

852
00:43:58.937 --> 00:44:00.638
Is it the kids camp?

853
00:44:00.672 --> 00:44:02.674
I told them not to give
Freddy a compound bow, what?

854
00:44:03.909 --> 00:44:05.510
- Yeah, Albert did not love it.

855
00:44:07.612 --> 00:44:11.082
- Oh, what's going
on, ice cream?

856
00:44:11.116 --> 00:44:12.984
- Ice cream.
- And Charlotte tried

857
00:44:13.018 --> 00:44:15.653
to explain that, that we
were just there for fun.

858
00:44:15.687 --> 00:44:18.890
And that your brain
actually performs better

859
00:44:18.924 --> 00:44:21.326
with regular breaks and
serotonin promotion.

860
00:44:21.359 --> 00:44:22.293
- a fun activity.

861
00:44:23.294 --> 00:44:24.830
- Can we talk for a second?

862
00:44:24.863 --> 00:44:26.798
Would you excuse me
for a moment, sorry.

863
00:44:26.832 --> 00:44:28.599
Can we talk. Come here.

864
00:44:32.470 --> 00:44:34.039
Charlotte and I need a moment.

865
00:44:38.476 --> 00:44:39.845
- And then he flipped out.

866
00:44:46.017 --> 00:44:49.654
(phone ringing)

867
00:44:51.823 --> 00:44:54.559
(phone ringing)

868
00:44:58.529 --> 00:45:00.799
(Albert clearing throat)

869
00:45:05.904 --> 00:45:07.572
- [Albert] So sorry about that.

870
00:45:09.474 --> 00:45:11.609
(gelato cracking)

871
00:45:11.642 --> 00:45:13.011
- It was too perfect.

872
00:45:13.044 --> 00:45:14.880
I realized in that exact moment

873
00:45:14.913 --> 00:45:16.848
how I'm going to
win Charlotte away.

874
00:45:19.517 --> 00:45:20.518
What next?

875
00:45:23.388 --> 00:45:24.823
- Probably just go home.

876
00:45:27.492 --> 00:45:30.361
- Now, Albert cares about his
work a lot, you know that.

877
00:45:31.396 --> 00:45:32.831
- I'm not saying he shouldn't.

878
00:45:32.864 --> 00:45:34.365
I love that he's
passionate, it's just.

879
00:45:35.934 --> 00:45:37.969
- You wish he was that
passionate about you?

880
00:45:38.003 --> 00:45:41.372
You wish he was that
passionate about you.

881
00:45:44.409 --> 00:45:47.913
- So, you're going to a
shooting range with Albert.

882
00:45:47.946 --> 00:45:49.514
- Mm-hm.
- After basically telling

883
00:45:49.547 --> 00:45:51.850
his fiance he cares more
about his work than her?

884
00:45:51.883 --> 00:45:53.384
- Mm-hm.

885
00:45:53.418 --> 00:45:55.286
- He will shoot you
with his shotgun.

886
00:45:58.189 --> 00:45:59.757
- In the face are in the back?

887
00:46:00.758 --> 00:46:01.860
- Face.

888
00:46:01.893 --> 00:46:03.528
- Pull!
(gun banging)

889
00:46:03.561 --> 00:46:05.230
(upbeat music)
(gun banging)

890
00:46:05.263 --> 00:46:07.165
Yes.

891
00:46:07.198 --> 00:46:09.500
- You'd be amazing at murder.

892
00:46:09.534 --> 00:46:11.937
- Possibly, though clay pigeons

893
00:46:11.970 --> 00:46:14.005
don't really scream
out their name at you

894
00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:16.607
in an effort to make you
recognize their humanity.

895
00:46:18.443 --> 00:46:19.377
You're up.

896
00:46:21.212 --> 00:46:22.113
- Yes.

897
00:46:22.147 --> 00:46:23.681
- Okay. Simple.

898
00:46:23.714 --> 00:46:25.216
- Huh?
- You're just gonna

899
00:46:25.250 --> 00:46:26.651
shoot right ahead
of the target, yeah?

900
00:46:27.986 --> 00:46:29.888
All right. Pull!

901
00:46:33.058 --> 00:46:33.959
Werther?

902
00:46:35.226 --> 00:46:36.227
Safety.

903
00:46:36.261 --> 00:46:37.428
- Oh.

904
00:46:37.462 --> 00:46:40.431
(upbeat music continues)

905
00:46:40.999 --> 00:46:42.200
- [Albert] There you go.

906
00:46:42.233 --> 00:46:44.435
- All right. Okay.

907
00:46:45.470 --> 00:46:47.738
You ready? And pull!

908
00:46:47.772 --> 00:46:48.706
(shot banging)

909
00:46:48.739 --> 00:46:51.176
(Werther groaning)

910
00:46:53.111 --> 00:46:54.812
- You all right?

911
00:46:54.846 --> 00:46:57.215
- Is this the starter size?

912
00:46:57.248 --> 00:47:00.051
- We got some 20 gauge
short barrel Remington 870s

913
00:47:00.085 --> 00:47:01.920
for ladies and children.

914
00:47:01.953 --> 00:47:02.921
- That's perfect.

915
00:47:04.789 --> 00:47:05.924
Ah.
- Come on.

916
00:47:06.824 --> 00:47:07.792
- Yeah. All right.

917
00:47:10.361 --> 00:47:11.762
- Pull it!

918
00:47:11.796 --> 00:47:12.697
- Just pull.

919
00:47:13.631 --> 00:47:14.799
- Release the pigeons!

920
00:47:16.001 --> 00:47:17.435
- Close.

921
00:47:17.468 --> 00:47:20.071
(shot banging)
(upbeat music continues)

922
00:47:20.105 --> 00:47:21.472
(shot banging)

923
00:47:23.108 --> 00:47:24.742
(shot banging)

924
00:47:24.775 --> 00:47:25.843
- Yeah!
(shot banging)

925
00:47:25.877 --> 00:47:27.979
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

926
00:47:28.013 --> 00:47:30.015
Point it that way.

927
00:47:30.048 --> 00:47:31.983
Let's put it down.

928
00:47:32.017 --> 00:47:33.985
(upbeat music continues)

929
00:47:34.019 --> 00:47:35.353
Good. Good.

930
00:47:35.386 --> 00:47:37.422
- Sorry.
- Good.

931
00:47:37.455 --> 00:47:38.356
- My first time.

932
00:47:39.824 --> 00:47:40.791
- Fun, right?

933
00:47:41.392 --> 00:47:44.896
(upbeat music continues)

934
00:47:52.137 --> 00:47:55.040
(water trickling)

935
00:48:05.250 --> 00:48:08.119
- There's a new sushi
place on Harvard.

936
00:48:08.153 --> 00:48:09.520
What do you think?

937
00:48:09.554 --> 00:48:10.488
- Delivery?

938
00:48:11.689 --> 00:48:13.391
- You wanna go to
a movie tonight?

939
00:48:13.424 --> 00:48:15.126
- I don't think
I'll have the time.

940
00:48:15.160 --> 00:48:18.363
- Sunday matinee,
walk in the park?

941
00:48:20.198 --> 00:48:23.468
Any indication whatsoever that
you wanna spend time with me?

942
00:48:23.501 --> 00:48:24.402
- Mm-hm.

943
00:48:29.874 --> 00:48:30.741
- Albert,

944
00:48:33.378 --> 00:48:34.445
do you love me?

945
00:48:45.723 --> 00:48:46.891
- I am sorry.

946
00:48:49.927 --> 00:48:51.596
I've neglected you. I know.

947
00:48:53.131 --> 00:48:55.433
It's just, I took Werther
out earlier today, okay?

948
00:48:55.466 --> 00:48:57.735
And I've fallen behind
in work, that's all.

949
00:48:59.237 --> 00:49:00.705
- You took Werther out today?

950
00:49:00.738 --> 00:49:03.141
- Yeah. Shooting.

951
00:49:04.409 --> 00:49:06.711
He'd never been. You
wouldn't believe it.

952
00:49:06.744 --> 00:49:09.380
He ended up with
a Remington 870.

953
00:49:10.415 --> 00:49:12.984
And can you imagine? (giggles)

954
00:49:18.823 --> 00:49:21.993
(footsteps clunking)

955
00:49:29.467 --> 00:49:34.572
(Werther and Charlotte
shouting and laughing)

956
00:49:36.607 --> 00:49:39.510
(soothing music)

957
00:49:41.179 --> 00:49:43.781
- We were just-
- Flirting, bantering,

958
00:49:44.849 --> 00:49:46.451
smiling, laughing.

959
00:49:48.253 --> 00:49:50.755
You were touching each other
thinking nobody would notice.

960
00:49:52.790 --> 00:49:54.159
We don't touch each other.

961
00:49:58.929 --> 00:50:01.832
- I know that it's
stupid that I like him.

962
00:50:03.268 --> 00:50:07.172
But you have Albert,
you're being stupid too.

963
00:50:08.773 --> 00:50:10.141
You're getting married.

964
00:50:12.210 --> 00:50:15.713
(door squeaking)
(soothing music)

965
00:50:20.285 --> 00:50:23.121
(cars honking)

966
00:50:23.154 --> 00:50:26.824
(soothing music continues)

967
00:50:28.459 --> 00:50:31.529
(Charlotte panting)

968
00:50:33.531 --> 00:50:35.200
- So did Albert tell you
about all the pie shaped

969
00:50:35.233 --> 00:50:38.269
pieces of clay we
bested in single combat?

970
00:50:38.303 --> 00:50:39.504
- I heard you had
to use a lady gun.

971
00:50:39.537 --> 00:50:41.839
- Mm. I mean, who knew shotguns

972
00:50:41.872 --> 00:50:45.143
came in so many fetching
colors, it's quite remarkable.

973
00:50:45.176 --> 00:50:47.078
- How did that make you feel?

974
00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:50.215
- Like a big, strong woman?

975
00:50:54.519 --> 00:50:56.887
Something, something's
the matter?

976
00:50:58.356 --> 00:51:00.991
- I think it's for the best...

977
00:51:01.025 --> 00:51:03.228
- If we ran away
to Portugal, 100%.

978
00:51:03.261 --> 00:51:05.730
Praia Da Rocha is the most
beautiful beach in Europe.

979
00:51:05.763 --> 00:51:07.665
I will personally
book the flights.

980
00:51:07.698 --> 00:51:10.468
- Werther, just don't make
this worse than it already is.

981
00:51:10.501 --> 00:51:12.370
- What you want to do? Do
you wanna hold hands again?

982
00:51:12.403 --> 00:51:16.874
Did you, do you wanna hold
hands with a baby chimpanzee?

983
00:51:16.907 --> 00:51:20.211
Because I'm the most
adorable of all baby animals.

984
00:51:21.946 --> 00:51:23.814
I use sticks to dig into
termite mounds. Hoo hoo!

985
00:51:23.848 --> 00:51:26.817
I sleep in tree nest with a
minimum diameter of 16 feet.

986
00:51:26.851 --> 00:51:29.854
And I think Jane Goodall,
she ruined me for all other

987
00:51:29.887 --> 00:51:31.922
chimp women, except
for this one in Toronto

988
00:51:31.956 --> 00:51:34.792
with these bewitching
hazel eyes.

989
00:51:36.594 --> 00:51:39.864
And baby aardvarks, they look
like uncircumcised penises.

990
00:51:39.897 --> 00:51:43.234
And if you-
(glasses clinking)

991
00:51:43.268 --> 00:51:46.103
(kissing)
(soothing music)

992
00:51:48.706 --> 00:51:50.508
- Oh my God.

993
00:51:50.541 --> 00:51:51.709
I have to go.

994
00:51:53.244 --> 00:51:57.882
(footsteps clunking)
(soothing music continues)

995
00:52:02.987 --> 00:52:04.455
- Paul!

996
00:52:04.489 --> 00:52:06.291
(door banging)

997
00:52:06.324 --> 00:52:07.925
My heart is exploding!

998
00:52:07.958 --> 00:52:09.727
Over and over to the
beat of Gary Glitter's

999
00:52:09.760 --> 00:52:11.229
"Rock and Roll Part 2",

1000
00:52:11.262 --> 00:52:13.198
while every one of
Zeus's laser bolts

1001
00:52:13.231 --> 00:52:16.534
soar directly from heaven into
my spine, through my veins,

1002
00:52:16.567 --> 00:52:18.803
and out of my eyes,
she kissed me, Paul.

1003
00:52:18.836 --> 00:52:20.738
- Who, Charlotte?
- She put her mouth

1004
00:52:20.771 --> 00:52:22.540
on my mouth and fucking
kissed me with it

1005
00:52:22.573 --> 00:52:23.708
because she loves me back, Paul.

1006
00:52:23.741 --> 00:52:24.609
She loves me back.

1007
00:52:24.642 --> 00:52:25.610
She loves me!

1008
00:52:30.748 --> 00:52:33.150
- You were right. And I'm sorry.

1009
00:52:33.184 --> 00:52:34.352
And I need your help.

1010
00:52:37.188 --> 00:52:40.458
(typewriter clicking)

1011
00:52:46.130 --> 00:52:48.132
(typewriter beeping)

1012
00:52:48.165 --> 00:52:50.335
(typewriter clicking)

1013
00:52:50.368 --> 00:52:51.602
(typewriter rattling)

1014
00:52:51.636 --> 00:52:52.603
(typewriter clicking)

1015
00:52:52.637 --> 00:52:54.572
(typewriter beeping)

1016
00:52:54.605 --> 00:52:57.908
(typewriter clicking
and beeping)

1017
00:52:57.942 --> 00:53:01.646
(typewriter clicking
and beeping)

1018
00:53:01.679 --> 00:53:04.615
(papers rustling)

1019
00:53:06.217 --> 00:53:09.053
(soothing music)

1020
00:53:16.193 --> 00:53:19.864
(soothing music continues)

1021
00:53:30.074 --> 00:53:32.109
(papers rustling)

1022
00:53:32.142 --> 00:53:34.879
(book thumping)

1023
00:53:37.382 --> 00:53:39.216
- It's good.
- Yeah?

1024
00:53:39.250 --> 00:53:41.886
- Did Charlotte really shove
a model who smiled at you?

1025
00:53:41.919 --> 00:53:43.988
- It's based
on a true story, Paul.

1026
00:53:44.021 --> 00:53:45.189
Based.

1027
00:53:45.222 --> 00:53:46.724
- Just because she kissed you

1028
00:53:46.757 --> 00:53:48.025
doesn't mean she's
gonna leave Albert.

1029
00:53:48.993 --> 00:53:50.428
- Of course it does, Paul.

1030
00:53:51.996 --> 00:53:53.063
Of course it does.

1031
00:53:58.168 --> 00:54:00.871
(toy clicking)
(door knocking)

1032
00:54:01.406 --> 00:54:04.241
(birds chirping)

1033
00:54:21.426 --> 00:54:22.927
- [Charlotte] Hi, you've
reached Charlotte.

1034
00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:28.065
Please leave your
name and number.

1035
00:54:29.867 --> 00:54:32.202
(soothing music)

1036
00:54:32.236 --> 00:54:34.972
(phone ringing)

1037
00:54:40.778 --> 00:54:42.246
Hi, you've reached Charlotte.

1038
00:54:42.279 --> 00:54:43.714
Please leave your
name and number.

1039
00:54:43.748 --> 00:54:46.216
(soothing music continues)
(phone ringing)

1040
00:54:46.250 --> 00:54:47.918
Hi, you've reached Charlotte.

1041
00:54:47.952 --> 00:54:49.787
Please leave your name and
number.

1042
00:54:49.820 --> 00:54:51.288
Hi, you've reached Charlotte.

1043
00:54:51.322 --> 00:54:52.557
Please leave your
name and number.

1044
00:54:52.590 --> 00:54:54.058
Hi, you've reached Charlotte.

1045
00:54:54.091 --> 00:54:55.626
Please leave your
name and number.

1046
00:54:55.660 --> 00:54:56.861
Hi, you've reached
Charlotte, please.

1047
00:54:56.894 --> 00:54:58.963
Hi, you've reached Charlotte.

1048
00:55:00.565 --> 00:55:02.099
Hi, you've reached Charlotte.
(thunder roaring)

1049
00:55:02.132 --> 00:55:03.568
Please leave, Charlotte,
please leave your name.

1050
00:55:03.601 --> 00:55:04.702
You've reached Charlotte,

1051
00:55:04.735 --> 00:55:05.903
please, reached Charlotte.

1052
00:55:05.936 --> 00:55:07.438
Hi, you've reached Charlotte.

1053
00:55:07.472 --> 00:55:08.573
Please, you've
reached Charlotte.

1054
00:55:08.606 --> 00:55:10.341
You've reached Charlotte.

1055
00:55:11.842 --> 00:55:13.744
(somber music)
(thunder roaring)

1056
00:55:13.778 --> 00:55:15.380
- Why won't she call me back?

1057
00:55:15.413 --> 00:55:16.814
- We could be evacuating.

1058
00:55:16.847 --> 00:55:17.982
- You think she died?

1059
00:55:18.015 --> 00:55:20.217
- We're gonna die. Look outside.

1060
00:55:20.250 --> 00:55:22.286
- If she's dead, I want to die.

1061
00:55:22.319 --> 00:55:23.954
- Over a crush?

1062
00:55:23.988 --> 00:55:27.291
- She is not a crush,
she's my forever love

1063
00:55:27.324 --> 00:55:28.759
of inimitable pureness.

1064
00:55:28.793 --> 00:55:31.095
And I feel physically
revoltingly ill

1065
00:55:31.128 --> 00:55:32.663
that I can't get hold of her.

1066
00:55:32.697 --> 00:55:34.765
Can you understand that, Paul?

1067
00:55:34.799 --> 00:55:36.534
- Not really.
- Okay.

1068
00:55:37.935 --> 00:55:39.269
Imagine I hid that
industrial sized bottle

1069
00:55:39.303 --> 00:55:41.071
of hand sanitizer
you sleep with,

1070
00:55:41.105 --> 00:55:42.973
And no matter where you
looked, you couldn't find it.

1071
00:55:43.007 --> 00:55:44.975
- I probably, I probably
cut off my hands.

1072
00:55:45.009 --> 00:55:46.343
- Exactly, Charlotte's absence

1073
00:55:46.377 --> 00:55:48.278
makes me want to
cut off my hands.

1074
00:55:50.648 --> 00:55:53.317
- Okay, I have an idea.

1075
00:55:53.350 --> 00:55:55.152
- Cut off my hands?

1076
00:55:55.185 --> 00:55:57.655
- Let's both take a Xanax.

1077
00:55:57.688 --> 00:56:01.225
Tomorrow we'll find
Charlotte together.

1078
00:56:04.228 --> 00:56:05.496
- Go into the cesspool.

1079
00:56:06.531 --> 00:56:07.865
- I'll enter the cesspool.

1080
00:56:09.366 --> 00:56:12.302
(thunder roaring)

1081
00:56:14.238 --> 00:56:17.074
(banging on door)

1082
00:56:18.008 --> 00:56:19.243
- Nobody home.

1083
00:56:21.311 --> 00:56:22.813
Nobody home.

1084
00:56:22.847 --> 00:56:24.782
- Do you happen to
know where they are?

1085
00:56:24.815 --> 00:56:25.716
- Wedding.

1086
00:56:26.917 --> 00:56:28.819
- What did she say?

1087
00:56:28.853 --> 00:56:30.855
- Wedding?

1088
00:56:31.722 --> 00:56:34.659
(soothing music)

1089
00:56:35.526 --> 00:56:37.595
- Who's wedding?

1090
00:56:41.932 --> 00:56:45.703
(soothing music continues)

1091
00:56:50.340 --> 00:56:55.245
- Maybe, maybe they're
making a short film.

1092
00:56:57.448 --> 00:56:58.516
Is that Charlotte?

1093
00:57:00.451 --> 00:57:02.252
She really is beautiful.

1094
00:57:04.254 --> 00:57:08.425
(door squeaking)
(soothing music continues)

1095
00:57:08.459 --> 00:57:12.262
- Hi, Werther. Who's this?

1096
00:57:12.296 --> 00:57:15.600
- I'm Paul, Werther's
best friend.

1097
00:57:15.633 --> 00:57:16.901
- I like your mask.

1098
00:57:18.368 --> 00:57:20.838
- It keeps bacteria and
airborne terror agents

1099
00:57:20.871 --> 00:57:22.940
from enter my lungs
and then bloodstream.

1100
00:57:22.973 --> 00:57:24.441
- Can I try it?
- No.

1101
00:57:25.776 --> 00:57:29.079
(soothing music continues)

1102
00:57:29.113 --> 00:57:31.281
- Do you wanna get a
drink inside, Paul?

1103
00:57:31.315 --> 00:57:32.583
They're not ID-ing.

1104
00:57:33.283 --> 00:57:35.019
- Do you think they
have a bottled water?

1105
00:57:35.052 --> 00:57:36.353
- Just come on.

1106
00:57:36.386 --> 00:57:40.124
(soothing music continues)

1107
00:57:42.660 --> 00:57:44.495
- You knew we were
getting married.

1108
00:57:45.462 --> 00:57:47.632
- I didn't know when.

1109
00:57:48.633 --> 00:57:49.900
- You never asked.

1110
00:57:55.339 --> 00:57:56.440
Albert is,

1111
00:57:58.843 --> 00:58:00.578
he's such a good man.

1112
00:58:00.611 --> 00:58:01.979
- And I'm what? The bad guy.

1113
00:58:02.012 --> 00:58:03.280
- This isn't about you.

1114
00:58:03.313 --> 00:58:04.448
I can't,

1115
00:58:05.750 --> 00:58:07.718
I can't mess up
everything in my life.

1116
00:58:07.752 --> 00:58:10.320
I have responsibilities,
we have a family.

1117
00:58:10.354 --> 00:58:12.256
I keep missing board meetings.

1118
00:58:12.289 --> 00:58:13.958
- Board meetings?

1119
00:58:13.991 --> 00:58:16.060
I'm incredible with
kids, like ask any child.

1120
00:58:16.093 --> 00:58:17.795
Like ask this one. Hey, hey!

1121
00:58:21.999 --> 00:58:24.034
I'm-
- I love him.

1122
00:58:25.269 --> 00:58:26.370
- You kissed me.

1123
00:58:29.439 --> 00:58:30.340
- Sorry.

1124
00:58:32.843 --> 00:58:33.778
I shouldn't have.

1125
00:58:34.979 --> 00:58:38.282
- Oh, there he is.

1126
00:58:38.315 --> 00:58:41.118
Charlotte said that you
wouldn't be able to make it.

1127
00:58:41.151 --> 00:58:42.286
Hi.

1128
00:58:42.319 --> 00:58:43.821
I'm so happy you're here.

1129
00:58:43.854 --> 00:58:46.123
- Congratulations, Albert.

1130
00:58:46.156 --> 00:58:47.057
- Ah.

1131
00:58:49.293 --> 00:58:51.028
- But I'm in love
with Charlotte.

1132
00:58:52.563 --> 00:58:55.265
So you can see how this is
a little awkward for me.

1133
00:58:55.299 --> 00:58:56.200
- Hey.

1134
00:58:59.837 --> 00:59:01.038
- Probably not for you.

1135
00:59:03.240 --> 00:59:04.875
It's a great goddamn suit.

1136
00:59:06.977 --> 00:59:09.647
(somber music)

1137
00:59:26.864 --> 00:59:30.367
(somber music continues)

1138
00:59:40.177 --> 00:59:43.180
(Werther groaning)

1139
00:59:46.951 --> 00:59:50.454
(somber music continues)

1140
01:00:09.740 --> 01:00:11.441
(door clicking)

1141
01:00:13.443 --> 01:00:15.379
(door banging)

1142
01:00:18.783 --> 01:00:20.250
- Good morning.

1143
01:00:20.284 --> 01:00:22.419
- How are you doing?

1144
01:00:22.452 --> 01:00:24.121
- Splendid.

1145
01:00:24.154 --> 01:00:27.024
Do you ever read these pro
suicide emo newsletters?

1146
01:00:27.057 --> 01:00:28.893
- You're not thinking of
killing yourself over some girl?

1147
01:00:28.926 --> 01:00:30.728
- Of course not, what is
this? 18th century Germany?

1148
01:00:30.761 --> 01:00:34.098
I'm, it's just these really
speak to me right now.

1149
01:00:34.131 --> 01:00:35.632
This love is our weapon girl.

1150
01:00:35.666 --> 01:00:37.467
It's like we're the
exact same person.

1151
01:00:38.669 --> 01:00:39.603
- Okay.

1152
01:00:45.075 --> 01:00:46.476
- Where were you, anyway?

1153
01:00:46.510 --> 01:00:47.444
- With Sissy.

1154
01:00:49.346 --> 01:00:51.081
- Holy shit.

1155
01:00:51.115 --> 01:00:53.751
- We talked all night,
she's afraid of bats too.

1156
01:00:53.784 --> 01:00:55.119
We kissed twice and-

1157
01:00:55.152 --> 01:00:57.387
- Twice, Paul. That is great.

1158
01:00:57.421 --> 01:00:59.489
- I get it now, I
totally understand

1159
01:00:59.523 --> 01:01:01.058
where you're coming from

1160
01:01:01.091 --> 01:01:02.927
with this whole Charlotte
obsession thing.

1161
01:01:02.960 --> 01:01:04.161
- Love is the best, right?

1162
01:01:04.194 --> 01:01:05.462
- It's so nice.

1163
01:01:05.495 --> 01:01:07.097
- See what Sissy and you have

1164
01:01:07.131 --> 01:01:09.233
is what Charlotte and
I are going to have.

1165
01:01:09.266 --> 01:01:10.667
- Charlotte's married now.

1166
01:01:10.701 --> 01:01:13.270
That's, that's pretty
off the market.

1167
01:01:13.303 --> 01:01:15.139
- It's not like she's
pregnant or anything.

1168
01:01:15.172 --> 01:01:17.074
Nobody weeps at the end of
a childless marriage, it's-

1169
01:01:17.107 --> 01:01:18.776
- Werther.
- It's like quitting

1170
01:01:18.809 --> 01:01:20.144
a terrible job, and even
better if you have a new,

1171
01:01:20.177 --> 01:01:21.912
frankly more fun
job to move on to.

1172
01:01:21.946 --> 01:01:23.981
- How do you know you
have a better job for her?

1173
01:01:24.014 --> 01:01:27.651
- I don't, but I just do.

1174
01:01:34.291 --> 01:01:35.192
- What?

1175
01:01:36.226 --> 01:01:39.429
- What if I got a job?

1176
01:01:39.463 --> 01:01:41.098
- I've been saying
that for months.

1177
01:01:41.131 --> 01:01:42.867
- It's his only main advantage.

1178
01:01:42.900 --> 01:01:44.334
You know, if she wants
someone who can take care

1179
01:01:44.368 --> 01:01:47.304
of a family, I'm
going to get a job.

1180
01:01:48.505 --> 01:01:50.307
And then I'm going
to get the girl.

1181
01:01:51.575 --> 01:01:53.878
- You sound
ridiculous, and what,

1182
01:01:53.911 --> 01:01:56.546
how are you just gonna
go and get a job?

1183
01:01:58.749 --> 01:02:02.119
(uncle laughing)

1184
01:02:02.152 --> 01:02:05.055
(dramatic music)

1185
01:02:08.425 --> 01:02:10.127
- This is my new paralegal.

1186
01:02:10.160 --> 01:02:11.395
A very clever boy.

1187
01:02:13.530 --> 01:02:15.299
What was noteworthy
in the decision

1188
01:02:15.332 --> 01:02:17.501
in Lovejoy versus Pinkerton?

1189
01:02:17.534 --> 01:02:20.838
- It established a woman's
right to carry a concealed baton

1190
01:02:20.871 --> 01:02:23.073
in any region of
southern Louisiana.

1191
01:02:24.942 --> 01:02:27.144
- You primed him, Blochstein.

1192
01:02:27.177 --> 01:02:28.846
- David, I'm hurt.

1193
01:02:28.879 --> 01:02:31.048
How was I to know you'd
throw case law at the boy?

1194
01:02:33.117 --> 01:02:35.485
- Your new position
affords you access

1195
01:02:35.519 --> 01:02:37.554
to amenities level one.

1196
01:02:37.587 --> 01:02:41.425
Billard room, espresso nook,
and in-house barbering.

1197
01:02:41.458 --> 01:02:42.860
No full cuts.

1198
01:02:43.861 --> 01:02:45.295
Just hot towel and trim.

1199
01:02:46.563 --> 01:02:48.598
(files thumping)
- Dearest Charlotte,

1200
01:02:48.632 --> 01:02:50.367
I hope you're well.

1201
01:02:50.400 --> 01:02:52.436
I've recently secured
a promising career,

1202
01:02:52.469 --> 01:02:54.204
and I was wondering if
you'd like to join me

1203
01:02:54.238 --> 01:02:57.007
for marshmallow gelato
at some point this week.

1204
01:02:57.041 --> 01:03:01.045
I'm free later today and most
of tomorrow, but I'm flexible.

1205
01:03:02.379 --> 01:03:05.950
Let me know, yours
professionally, W.

1206
01:03:05.983 --> 01:03:08.652
(upbeat music)

1207
01:03:25.836 --> 01:03:29.339
(upbeat music continues)

1208
01:03:45.622 --> 01:03:46.790
- Holy shit.

1209
01:03:46.823 --> 01:03:48.092
- Thank you.

1210
01:03:48.125 --> 01:03:51.896
(upbeat music continues)

1211
01:03:51.929 --> 01:03:53.797
- [Attorney 1]
That shit's genius.

1212
01:03:53.830 --> 01:03:55.465
Getting alimony from a
girl you've been hooking up

1213
01:03:55.499 --> 01:03:56.901
with for a couple months.

1214
01:03:56.934 --> 01:03:58.936
I'd accept alimony from Jen.

1215
01:03:58.969 --> 01:04:01.271
- [Attorney 2] Yeah, well she
was real cruel to you, man.

1216
01:04:02.839 --> 01:04:04.441
- [Attorney 1] Anyway, I
wonder if it'll work again.

1217
01:04:05.442 --> 01:04:07.077
- You guys talking Matthew Mole?

1218
01:04:07.111 --> 01:04:08.345
- Yeah, bro.
- That works.

1219
01:04:08.378 --> 01:04:10.347
That'll be like, what, like?

1220
01:04:10.380 --> 01:04:12.049
- Like the fourth time.

1221
01:04:12.849 --> 01:04:13.817
- Right? Yeah.

1222
01:04:13.850 --> 01:04:15.585
The fourth time.

1223
01:04:15.619 --> 01:04:18.755
- Yeah, and the girls'
family always pay him off.

1224
01:04:18.788 --> 01:04:20.958
McLusky pocket's a
pretty sweet commission.

1225
01:04:20.991 --> 01:04:23.827
(soothing music)

1226
01:04:25.495 --> 01:04:27.764
(door squeaking)

1227
01:04:27.797 --> 01:04:29.633
(door banging)

1228
01:04:30.400 --> 01:04:33.470
- [Charlotte] Hi Werther,
congrats on the new job.

1229
01:04:33.503 --> 01:04:35.672
Paul must be very proud.

1230
01:04:35.705 --> 01:04:39.343
As for gelato, I'm planning
mine and Albert's honeymoon

1231
01:04:39.376 --> 01:04:41.145
for after the
Johannssen case is over.

1232
01:04:41.178 --> 01:04:43.580
And that's taking
up a lot of my time.

1233
01:04:45.049 --> 01:04:49.353
Oh, and if you wanna
update your contacts,

1234
01:04:49.386 --> 01:04:52.056
it's Charlotte Wrightly now .

1235
01:04:54.191 --> 01:04:57.194
(liquor trickling)

1236
01:04:58.762 --> 01:05:00.830
- She took Albert's name.

1237
01:05:00.864 --> 01:05:02.866
Can you believe that?

1238
01:05:02.899 --> 01:05:05.102
It is like the woman's
liberation movement
never happened.

1239
01:05:15.379 --> 01:05:17.347
What are you doing?

1240
01:05:17.381 --> 01:05:18.282
- I'm going home.

1241
01:05:19.883 --> 01:05:21.651
- You can't, I haven't
yet won Charlotte's heart.

1242
01:05:21.685 --> 01:05:22.752
- Charlotte's heart.

1243
01:05:24.021 --> 01:05:25.922
Do you know how
pathetic you sound?

1244
01:05:25.956 --> 01:05:29.226
- You are in a mood.
- Yeah. Yeah.

1245
01:05:29.259 --> 01:05:30.560
I'm in a bit of a mood.

1246
01:05:33.230 --> 01:05:34.698
Albert caught me with Sissy.

1247
01:05:34.731 --> 01:05:36.433
- Great.

1248
01:05:36.466 --> 01:05:38.502
- Albert chase me out before
I could put on a shirt.

1249
01:05:38.535 --> 01:05:40.270
(ladies shouting)

1250
01:05:40.304 --> 01:05:41.738
- Well, that sounds kind of fun.

1251
01:05:41.771 --> 01:05:44.108
- And it doesn't
matter anyway because,

1252
01:05:46.643 --> 01:05:47.577
whatever.

1253
01:05:48.412 --> 01:05:50.180
- 'Cause what?

1254
01:05:50.214 --> 01:05:52.282
- Because I get the feeling
that her crush on you

1255
01:05:52.316 --> 01:05:54.251
isn't completely gone.

1256
01:05:54.284 --> 01:05:56.653
- What makes you say that?

1257
01:06:08.065 --> 01:06:10.000
- Does Werther
ever talk about me?

1258
01:06:13.903 --> 01:06:15.405
- You know what your problem is?

1259
01:06:16.806 --> 01:06:18.275
You don't recognize
all the good things

1260
01:06:18.308 --> 01:06:19.743
you have in your life.

1261
01:06:19.776 --> 01:06:21.445
- What do I have
that's so good, Paul?

1262
01:06:22.579 --> 01:06:23.947
I'm heartbroken.
- Heartbroken.

1263
01:06:23.980 --> 01:06:26.150
She's a girl. One girl.

1264
01:06:26.183 --> 01:06:27.984
And even if Charlotte
never talked to you again,

1265
01:06:28.018 --> 01:06:30.720
you'd still have your
charm, a wealthy family.

1266
01:06:30.754 --> 01:06:32.956
The ability to just
go out and get a job

1267
01:06:32.989 --> 01:06:34.124
you're not qualified for any-

1268
01:06:34.158 --> 01:06:35.125
- I've been killing at work.

1269
01:06:35.159 --> 01:06:36.593
- I'm sure you have.

1270
01:06:36.626 --> 01:06:38.795
I actually truly believe that.

1271
01:06:38.828 --> 01:06:40.764
You're smart, you're capable.

1272
01:06:40.797 --> 01:06:43.833
You could do anything, but you
focus on what you don't have

1273
01:06:43.867 --> 01:06:46.903
or can't have, like me refusing
to go to stupid Europe.

1274
01:06:46.936 --> 01:06:49.106
- Oh, we're gonna
have so much fun.

1275
01:06:51.175 --> 01:06:53.009
- You're unbelievable.

1276
01:06:53.043 --> 01:06:54.944
- Why are you so angry?

1277
01:06:54.978 --> 01:06:56.513
- Charlotte's only
the latest example

1278
01:06:56.546 --> 01:06:58.248
of your insane selfishness.

1279
01:06:58.282 --> 01:07:00.117
You could have some other
girl who likes books

1280
01:07:00.150 --> 01:07:01.985
and music and quirky
impulsiveness.

1281
01:07:02.018 --> 01:07:03.920
But it has to be, Charlotte.

1282
01:07:03.953 --> 01:07:05.822
Always has to be exactly what
you want when you want it.

1283
01:07:05.855 --> 01:07:09.059
So frustrating, Werther you're
so incredibly frustrating,

1284
01:07:10.460 --> 01:07:12.229
and I'm sick of listening
to you complain.

1285
01:07:14.731 --> 01:07:18.034
- Paul.
(suitcase clanking)

1286
01:07:21.138 --> 01:07:23.273
- I'm going home.
- Go on then.

1287
01:07:23.307 --> 01:07:27.144
(footsteps clunking)

1288
01:07:27.177 --> 01:07:28.645
(door squeaking)

1289
01:07:28.678 --> 01:07:31.348
(door banging)

1290
01:07:39.189 --> 01:07:42.025
(cue balls breaking)

1291
01:07:43.059 --> 01:07:44.361
- Big night tonight.

1292
01:07:45.395 --> 01:07:48.132
The gala, you're going, no?

1293
01:07:48.165 --> 01:07:50.066
- Oh, no.

1294
01:07:51.535 --> 01:07:54.138
- Come on, every lawyer
in town will be there.

1295
01:07:54.171 --> 01:07:55.139
You know, you look like shit.

1296
01:07:55.172 --> 01:07:57.141
- It's a bad, bad week.

1297
01:07:57.174 --> 01:07:58.475
- You wanna talk about it?

1298
01:07:58.508 --> 01:08:00.043
- Not really.
- Good.

1299
01:08:02.412 --> 01:08:05.048
(cue balls breaking)

1300
01:08:05.081 --> 01:08:06.750
- Am I a selfish person?

1301
01:08:07.584 --> 01:08:08.785
No. I'm just wondering.

1302
01:08:10.019 --> 01:08:11.688
Do I deserve love?

1303
01:08:11.721 --> 01:08:14.424
- Ooh, this is heavy.

1304
01:08:15.759 --> 01:08:17.361
I think this might be a moment

1305
01:08:17.394 --> 01:08:20.364
when I should share some
poignant life advice.

1306
01:08:20.397 --> 01:08:21.898
- You don't have to.

1307
01:08:21.931 --> 01:08:23.333
- Hey, did I ever tell you

1308
01:08:23.367 --> 01:08:25.702
that you should
never wear condoms?

1309
01:08:25.735 --> 01:08:26.870
- You mentioned that.

1310
01:08:28.438 --> 01:08:33.109
- So, you adore this
one with all your heart?

1311
01:08:37.046 --> 01:08:38.047
- Hm.

1312
01:08:38.081 --> 01:08:39.683
- She loves your back?

1313
01:08:39.716 --> 01:08:43.720
- Well, she's recently
married to a great guy.

1314
01:08:43.753 --> 01:08:46.690
- Ah, I see.

1315
01:08:46.723 --> 01:08:48.625
If you really care for her,

1316
01:08:48.658 --> 01:08:50.794
do something nice
for the both of them.

1317
01:08:50.827 --> 01:08:52.829
Something they'll
truly appreciate.

1318
01:08:53.630 --> 01:08:54.631
Then move on.

1319
01:08:57.934 --> 01:09:00.570
(upbeat music)

1320
01:09:08.778 --> 01:09:11.681
(Werther whistling)

1321
01:09:15.352 --> 01:09:17.587
(door banging)

1322
01:09:19.189 --> 01:09:22.125
(papers rustling)

1323
01:09:22.158 --> 01:09:24.561
(upbeat music continues)

1324
01:09:24.594 --> 01:09:27.497
(camera clicking)

1325
01:09:28.698 --> 01:09:32.202
(upbeat music continues)

1326
01:09:33.169 --> 01:09:36.105
(papers rustling)

1327
01:09:45.682 --> 01:09:49.619
(people talking indistinctly)

1328
01:09:56.159 --> 01:09:57.594
(Albert clearing throat)

1329
01:09:57.627 --> 01:09:59.796
(footsteps clunking)

1330
01:10:01.865 --> 01:10:03.667
- Werther.
- Albert.

1331
01:10:05.702 --> 01:10:08.538
Listen, maybe I
owe you an apology.

1332
01:10:10.240 --> 01:10:12.175
Maybe you owe me
one, I don't know.

1333
01:10:12.208 --> 01:10:13.443
The past is the past, but what
I have in my hands here is,

1334
01:10:13.477 --> 01:10:15.144
it is the future and it is,

1335
01:10:16.713 --> 01:10:18.382
it is more important than
who is right and wrong

1336
01:10:18.415 --> 01:10:20.817
in regards to the whole
Charlotte situation.

1337
01:10:22.386 --> 01:10:24.321
- Yeah, I couldn't even
begin to guess what that is.

1338
01:10:24.354 --> 01:10:25.655
- So, you know, you
spend all your free time

1339
01:10:25.689 --> 01:10:27.190
on the Kit Johansen suit.

1340
01:10:27.223 --> 01:10:28.992
- I spent some of
my time on it, yes.

1341
01:10:29.025 --> 01:10:31.561
- Well, I got a job at
Blochstein, Letcher and Wormdon.

1342
01:10:31.595 --> 01:10:32.729
- What did you say?

1343
01:10:32.762 --> 01:10:33.730
- Yep, the lead on the suit is-

1344
01:10:33.763 --> 01:10:35.164
- No, no. Stop Werther.

1345
01:10:35.198 --> 01:10:36.900
Werther you can't-
- No, no, you-

1346
01:10:36.933 --> 01:10:37.834
- Stop, I cannot be hearing,
I cannot be hearing any-

1347
01:10:37.867 --> 01:10:40.337
- Albert, it's.

1348
01:10:40.370 --> 01:10:41.805
Albert, I-

1349
01:10:41.838 --> 01:10:43.473
- Well, well, well.
Well, Werther.

1350
01:10:43.507 --> 01:10:45.542
You just turn up
everywhere, don't you?

1351
01:10:47.010 --> 01:10:48.144
Let me guess, you're
looking for Charlotte.

1352
01:10:48.177 --> 01:10:49.679
- I'm actually here for Albert.

1353
01:10:49.713 --> 01:10:51.147
- Leave them alone.
- I will after I-

1354
01:10:51.180 --> 01:10:53.149
- At first I thought
this was cute.

1355
01:10:53.182 --> 01:10:55.985
The sweet, strange guy making
my best girl feel wanted.

1356
01:10:56.019 --> 01:10:57.554
But this, not cute.

1357
01:10:57.587 --> 01:10:59.356
This is stalkery.

1358
01:10:59.389 --> 01:11:01.591
- I'm not a stalker, I love her.

1359
01:11:01.625 --> 01:11:03.527
- That is the number
one thing stalkers say.

1360
01:11:03.560 --> 01:11:06.129
- Isn't it also the number
one thing people in love say?

1361
01:11:07.096 --> 01:11:10.700
(upbeat music continues)

1362
01:11:15.271 --> 01:11:16.506
Ah!

1363
01:11:16.540 --> 01:11:18.575
(glasses clinking)

1364
01:11:19.576 --> 01:11:21.277
- How many other girls have
you been relentlessly pursuing

1365
01:11:21.311 --> 01:11:22.579
in the city?

1366
01:11:22.612 --> 01:11:24.681
- None.
- I don't believe you.

1367
01:11:24.714 --> 01:11:26.583
You're a narcissistic lethario.

1368
01:11:28.151 --> 01:11:31.721
You're telling me if any
moderately attractive woman here

1369
01:11:31.755 --> 01:11:35.058
dragged you into the washroom,
you wouldn't (tongue clicks)?

1370
01:11:35.091 --> 01:11:37.761
- Hypothetically, it's a
tricky thought experiment.

1371
01:11:37.794 --> 01:11:39.929
Physically, I'm very
lonely, I feel rejected.

1372
01:11:39.963 --> 01:11:43.032
Maybe, maybe I
find it comforting

1373
01:11:43.066 --> 01:11:46.035
or maybe I just feel worse.

1374
01:11:46.069 --> 01:11:47.537
- I knew it.

1375
01:11:47.571 --> 01:11:49.439
- You knew what? I
was equivocating.

1376
01:11:49.473 --> 01:11:51.307
Anyway, the only person I
want to join in the bathroom,

1377
01:11:51.341 --> 01:11:52.742
excuse me-
- Werther. Werther.

1378
01:11:52.776 --> 01:11:54.711
Werther.
- I am trying,

1379
01:11:54.744 --> 01:11:56.446
the only person I wanna join
in the bathroom is, excuse me.

1380
01:11:56.480 --> 01:11:58.482
- Werther. Wer-
- I. Oh!

1381
01:11:59.483 --> 01:12:01.117
- You're avoiding conversation.

1382
01:12:01.150 --> 01:12:04.053
This is textbook
situational avoidance.

1383
01:12:04.087 --> 01:12:07.624
(upbeat music continues)

1384
01:12:09.092 --> 01:12:11.260
- Oh, her? Me?

1385
01:12:11.294 --> 01:12:12.996
No, no. Not what you're-

1386
01:12:13.029 --> 01:12:15.331
- Every time there's
something about you.

1387
01:12:16.933 --> 01:12:19.803
- Honestly, honestly,
not what you're thinking.

1388
01:12:19.836 --> 01:12:23.139
I just, I'm just-
- Stop, stop, stop.

1389
01:12:23.172 --> 01:12:24.741
No, Werther.
- Put this here.

1390
01:12:24.774 --> 01:12:25.675
No, no, no.
- I'm gonna leave this here.

1391
01:12:25.709 --> 01:12:26.976
- No, no. Werther!

1392
01:12:27.010 --> 01:12:28.912
Gosh, Werther.
- No, just-

1393
01:12:28.945 --> 01:12:31.014
- Look, I am sure that you have
no idea how serious this is,

1394
01:12:31.047 --> 01:12:33.617
but I am not about to risk
getting disbarred because of-

1395
01:12:33.650 --> 01:12:35.419
- I'm just gonna leave-
- Whatever it is

1396
01:12:35.452 --> 01:12:36.352
that you have in your hand.
- And then we'll talk

1397
01:12:36.386 --> 01:12:37.821
about it together.

1398
01:12:37.854 --> 01:12:41.357
Trust me. Trust me.
(Albert sighs)

1399
01:12:42.959 --> 01:12:44.961
Trust me. (sighs)

1400
01:12:44.994 --> 01:12:47.797
(soothing music)

1401
01:13:05.248 --> 01:13:06.349
Hey, Charlotte.

1402
01:13:08.818 --> 01:13:09.986
- Hello Werther.

1403
01:13:11.387 --> 01:13:13.990
- Yeah, I mean, you
replied right away.

1404
01:13:14.023 --> 01:13:15.692
- What do you-
- Oh, I know.

1405
01:13:15.725 --> 01:13:19.563
After you didn't
reply to my email,

1406
01:13:19.596 --> 01:13:21.330
I thought maybe my
job wasn't good enough

1407
01:13:21.364 --> 01:13:23.533
and paralegal's not make
enough money, is that it?

1408
01:13:23.567 --> 01:13:25.134
- What are you talking about?

1409
01:13:25.168 --> 01:13:28.237
- I got a job to provide
for you, and for Sissy,

1410
01:13:28.271 --> 01:13:31.908
and the, the other ones, yeah.

1411
01:13:31.941 --> 01:13:33.877
- Do you not know
my siblings' names?

1412
01:13:35.244 --> 01:13:36.880
- It was like a 100, I dunno.

1413
01:13:38.247 --> 01:13:40.550
No, you're right.
- Wait, what do you,

1414
01:13:40.584 --> 01:13:42.519
what do you mean provide for us?

1415
01:13:45.221 --> 01:13:47.524
- Say you choose me.

1416
01:13:47.557 --> 01:13:51.294
(soothing music continues)

1417
01:13:52.862 --> 01:13:54.531
- I'm sorry.
- You know, you-

1418
01:13:54.564 --> 01:13:57.033
- I'm sorry if I ever gave
you the impression that-

1419
01:13:57.066 --> 01:14:00.336
- You kissed me
and don't tell me

1420
01:14:00.369 --> 01:14:02.071
you haven't been reliving
it, thinking about it.

1421
01:14:02.105 --> 01:14:04.040
It never feels this
way, but it did.

1422
01:14:04.073 --> 01:14:06.042
It did this time and I.

1423
01:14:10.780 --> 01:14:13.049
(footsteps clunking)

1424
01:14:13.082 --> 01:14:16.219
(soothing music continues)

1425
01:14:16.252 --> 01:14:18.221
You know what your
life is gonna be?

1426
01:14:18.254 --> 01:14:20.790
You alone in that house
waiting for Albert

1427
01:14:20.824 --> 01:14:22.959
to get home from work, and when
he does get home from work,

1428
01:14:22.992 --> 01:14:26.730
waiting for him to finish work,
which he won't ever finish.

1429
01:14:26.763 --> 01:14:27.764
I love you.

1430
01:14:29.499 --> 01:14:31.935
I love you but you are gonna
wither away while you wait

1431
01:14:31.968 --> 01:14:33.136
and hope for him to change.

1432
01:14:33.169 --> 01:14:34.704
He's gonna disappoint you.

1433
01:14:34.738 --> 01:14:37.641
He's gonna continue
disappointing you

1434
01:14:37.674 --> 01:14:41.811
because he's not your dad.

1435
01:14:45.014 --> 01:14:46.583
- You're an asshole.

1436
01:14:46.616 --> 01:14:50.119
Leave.
- The party?

1437
01:14:50.153 --> 01:14:51.087
- The city.

1438
01:14:52.188 --> 01:14:53.957
- But I live here.

1439
01:14:55.358 --> 01:14:56.993
I work here, I've taken
up permanent residence.

1440
01:14:57.026 --> 01:14:59.162
And besides the only way
that I would ever leave

1441
01:14:59.195 --> 01:15:01.397
is if I thought
you hated my face.

1442
01:15:01.430 --> 01:15:02.966
You never thought we
had any fun together.

1443
01:15:02.999 --> 01:15:04.433
You didn't once think
that we might have

1444
01:15:04.467 --> 01:15:05.735
an incredibly amazing
future together?

1445
01:15:05.769 --> 01:15:07.303
- We never had any fun together.

1446
01:15:07.336 --> 01:15:09.305
You're juvenile and
you're pretentious.

1447
01:15:09.338 --> 01:15:11.975
I only humored you
because I was bored.

1448
01:15:12.008 --> 01:15:14.343
Of course, we wouldn't have
a future of any sort together

1449
01:15:14.377 --> 01:15:16.179
because I've already
chosen my future,

1450
01:15:16.212 --> 01:15:20.116
and it's 10 times the man
you are in every respect.

1451
01:15:20.149 --> 01:15:22.418
Not only do I hate your face,

1452
01:15:22.451 --> 01:15:23.820
I hate the look it
gets when you think

1453
01:15:23.853 --> 01:15:25.789
you've said something clever.

1454
01:15:25.822 --> 01:15:28.491
Your provincial attempts at
wit probably charm the mother

1455
01:15:28.524 --> 01:15:30.827
who pays your way and the
girls back in Westmount.

1456
01:15:30.860 --> 01:15:32.862
So if you care about your ego

1457
01:15:32.896 --> 01:15:35.298
as much as we both know you do,

1458
01:15:36.065 --> 01:15:38.434
I don't see any reason for
you not to return to Montreal

1459
01:15:38.467 --> 01:15:41.671
and have it stroked
by someone else.

1460
01:15:41.705 --> 01:15:45.609
(footsteps clunking)

1461
01:15:45.642 --> 01:15:47.677
- Were you guys in
the washroom together?

1462
01:15:47.711 --> 01:15:49.312
- No I was with Werther.

1463
01:15:49.345 --> 01:15:51.715
Albert just happened
to be in there peeing.

1464
01:15:51.748 --> 01:15:53.049
You were with Werther?

1465
01:15:53.082 --> 01:15:54.651
- Yeah, he said he was
- No.

1466
01:15:54.684 --> 01:15:55.819
- physically lonely
and that hypothetically

1467
01:15:55.852 --> 01:15:57.386
would be comforting to hook up.

1468
01:15:57.420 --> 01:15:59.022
- No. Hey!
- I was calling him out on it.

1469
01:15:59.055 --> 01:16:01.190
- Context, this is not-
- Albert, is it true?

1470
01:16:02.859 --> 01:16:04.694
- Yeah, I mean, I saw them
in the bathroom together.

1471
01:16:05.895 --> 01:16:07.230
- So you love me?

1472
01:16:07.263 --> 01:16:09.132
- Werther.

1473
01:16:09.165 --> 01:16:11.200
Is this the girl you've been
stepping without a condom?

1474
01:16:11.234 --> 01:16:13.502
- No. No. What was sort of I-
- Excuse me.

1475
01:16:13.536 --> 01:16:15.204
- God, I hate condoms.

1476
01:16:15.238 --> 01:16:16.505
- Everybody does.

1477
01:16:17.607 --> 01:16:19.208
- What, where did you get that?

1478
01:16:19.242 --> 01:16:22.979
Uh.
- Oh, well, well, I,

1479
01:16:23.012 --> 01:16:25.749
well, I figured since
Blochstein, Letcher and Wormdon

1480
01:16:25.782 --> 01:16:27.717
is a firm that clearly
doesn't have any morals,

1481
01:16:27.751 --> 01:16:30.153
it couldn't be that unethical
to let the defense know

1482
01:16:30.186 --> 01:16:33.222
that our client has done
this apartment alimony scam

1483
01:16:33.256 --> 01:16:35.224
with three other women, so.

1484
01:16:35.258 --> 01:16:38.094
- Oh, you are so fired.

1485
01:16:38.127 --> 01:16:40.096
- Rightly with the "W?"

1486
01:16:40.129 --> 01:16:41.564
Wanna make sure I
spell it correctly

1487
01:16:41.597 --> 01:16:43.432
on my note to the bar?

1488
01:16:43.466 --> 01:16:45.001
- Leave Albert alone, he,
he wouldn't even look at it.

1489
01:16:45.034 --> 01:16:46.369
He, he, he didn't look at it.

1490
01:16:46.402 --> 01:16:47.937
- Oh, but he knows
now, doesn't he?

1491
01:16:49.405 --> 01:16:50.940
- Have to mention that
for presiding judge?

1492
01:16:50.974 --> 01:16:52.709
I wonder how that
will affect the suit.

1493
01:16:52.742 --> 01:16:56.846
- Oh, I-
- I never want to see you again.

1494
01:16:56.880 --> 01:16:59.182
(soothing music continues)
(footsteps clunking)

1495
01:16:59.215 --> 01:17:01.951
(file rustling)

1496
01:17:04.788 --> 01:17:08.457
(soothing music continues)

1497
01:17:09.392 --> 01:17:12.128
(door knocking)

1498
01:17:16.399 --> 01:17:17.767
(door squeaking)

1499
01:17:17.801 --> 01:17:19.068
- Yeah. Hello.

1500
01:17:28.411 --> 01:17:31.647
(footsteps clunking)

1501
01:17:40.656 --> 01:17:42.759
(Werther barfing)

1502
01:17:45.261 --> 01:17:48.097
(water sloshing)

1503
01:17:50.199 --> 01:17:51.134
What?

1504
01:17:54.103 --> 01:17:55.004
Hmm?

1505
01:17:57.040 --> 01:17:58.875
I was only trying to.

1506
01:18:01.711 --> 01:18:03.179
- Okay, I know you're right.

1507
01:18:05.181 --> 01:18:06.282
Or whatever.

1508
01:18:08.184 --> 01:18:09.118
It's over.

1509
01:18:15.391 --> 01:18:17.126
Oh, I should apologize?

1510
01:18:17.861 --> 01:18:18.795
Me?

1511
01:18:20.730 --> 01:18:22.031
I'm pretty sure that,

1512
01:18:31.507 --> 01:18:32.408
I should,

1513
01:18:33.810 --> 01:18:34.744
I should

1514
01:18:38.547 --> 01:18:39.482
apologize.

1515
01:18:40.649 --> 01:18:43.552
(soothing music)

1516
01:18:46.890 --> 01:18:49.392
Melanie. Don't hang up.

1517
01:18:49.425 --> 01:18:51.227
I need to find them.

1518
01:18:51.260 --> 01:18:53.329
I need to apologize face
to face and then I will,

1519
01:18:53.362 --> 01:18:55.598
I will be out of
their lives forever.

1520
01:18:56.665 --> 01:18:58.701
Why? Why should you?

1521
01:18:58.734 --> 01:19:00.569
Arguably, you sort of owe me
for your mis-characterization

1522
01:19:00.603 --> 01:19:02.705
of my intention that
the gala, but no,

1523
01:19:04.207 --> 01:19:06.242
but if you are truly
Charlotte's friend,

1524
01:19:06.275 --> 01:19:07.911
don't you want her to have the,

1525
01:19:09.345 --> 01:19:10.847
the emotional closure
that only a sober,

1526
01:19:10.880 --> 01:19:13.282
truly heartfelt
apology can provide?

1527
01:19:14.417 --> 01:19:15.584
At their country home?

1528
01:19:16.452 --> 01:19:17.686
Yeah. Thank you.

1529
01:19:17.720 --> 01:19:19.789
(door clicking)

1530
01:19:22.391 --> 01:19:26.729
- Huh? (laughs)

1531
01:19:28.231 --> 01:19:29.198
Of course.

1532
01:19:29.232 --> 01:19:32.301
(footsteps clunking)

1533
01:19:43.746 --> 01:19:46.549
(glass clinking)

1534
01:19:50.719 --> 01:19:53.957
(footsteps clunking)

1535
01:19:55.591 --> 01:19:59.228
- Came to apologize.
(liquor trickling)

1536
01:20:02.165 --> 01:20:03.399
Is Albert around?

1537
01:20:04.333 --> 01:20:05.534
It's actually for him too.

1538
01:20:05.568 --> 01:20:07.303
And I don't mean to oversell,

1539
01:20:07.336 --> 01:20:10.139
but it's gonna be
fairly magnanimous.

1540
01:20:10.173 --> 01:20:12.909
- Albert can go to hell.

1541
01:20:16.812 --> 01:20:19.582
Trial's on hold, which
means the honeymoon,

1542
01:20:19.615 --> 01:20:22.485
which was already
postponed, is also on hold.

1543
01:20:23.486 --> 01:20:25.088
Client's the priority, right?

1544
01:20:27.290 --> 01:20:28.992
When he suggested
coming up here,

1545
01:20:29.025 --> 01:20:31.227
I thought he actually
wanted to spend some time

1546
01:20:31.260 --> 01:20:34.330
alone with me, but no.

1547
01:20:37.100 --> 01:20:38.634
- Why else?

1548
01:20:38.667 --> 01:20:40.336
- Hunting in the park
with Mr. Johannssen,

1549
01:20:40.369 --> 01:20:43.172
discussing next
steps, same old shit.

1550
01:20:43.206 --> 01:20:44.140
Drink?

1551
01:20:57.386 --> 01:21:00.123
- You're kind of the
worst jerk, you know?

1552
01:21:03.126 --> 01:21:04.627
But if we were a thing,

1553
01:21:06.029 --> 01:21:07.863
you'd always put me
first, wouldn't you?

1554
01:21:19.875 --> 01:21:22.311
- I think I would, Mrs.
Wrightly.

1555
01:21:25.681 --> 01:21:26.950
But when I think about us

1556
01:21:26.983 --> 01:21:28.251
and I think about

1557
01:21:32.188 --> 01:21:33.156
what it would be.

1558
01:21:34.523 --> 01:21:36.525
I don't think I'm a husband,

1559
01:21:38.261 --> 01:21:41.064
or a father, you know?

1560
01:21:43.832 --> 01:21:46.235
Breadwinner or-
- Who says you have to be.

1561
01:21:47.836 --> 01:21:49.438
- But the way Albert loves you,

1562
01:21:52.942 --> 01:21:54.510
he's a better person than me.

1563
01:21:57.746 --> 01:21:59.515
He cares about you, he
cares about other people.

1564
01:21:59.548 --> 01:22:00.449
- Shh.

1565
01:22:01.750 --> 01:22:02.885
Do you love me?

1566
01:22:02.918 --> 01:22:04.753
- No, he loves you too.

1567
01:22:04.787 --> 01:22:05.888
More, better.

1568
01:22:05.921 --> 01:22:07.056
- You treat me better.

1569
01:22:07.090 --> 01:22:10.426
- For now, but I'm selfish,

1570
01:22:11.527 --> 01:22:12.828
stupid.

1571
01:22:12.861 --> 01:22:14.597
Super shit on so many things.

1572
01:22:15.764 --> 01:22:17.600
I'm like the anti-Albert.

1573
01:22:18.434 --> 01:22:19.702
- You're a good person.

1574
01:22:23.239 --> 01:22:24.140
- Thank you.

1575
01:22:33.449 --> 01:22:36.052
You wanted the trial
to be over, didn't you?

1576
01:22:38.887 --> 01:22:39.788
For me?

1577
01:22:43.126 --> 01:22:44.393
- Yeah, um.

1578
01:23:02.845 --> 01:23:04.013
- Which bit is it at?

1579
01:23:07.583 --> 01:23:09.918
- "Don't tell me I'm
not sensitive to beauty.

1580
01:23:11.687 --> 01:23:13.522
That's my achilles heel.

1581
01:23:15.191 --> 01:23:16.659
And don't you forget it.

1582
01:23:17.660 --> 01:23:19.828
To me, everything is beautiful.

1583
01:23:21.330 --> 01:23:23.366
Show me a pink
sunset and I'm limp.

1584
01:23:24.867 --> 01:23:27.770
By God, anything, Peter Pan.

1585
01:23:28.771 --> 01:23:30.339
Oh my God, damn puddle of tears.

1586
01:23:31.540 --> 01:23:33.442
You have the gall
to tell me I am-

1587
01:23:34.210 --> 01:23:37.046
(soothing music)

1588
01:23:53.462 --> 01:23:55.764
(kiss smacking)

1589
01:23:55.798 --> 01:23:57.766
(soothing music continues)

1590
01:23:57.800 --> 01:24:01.704
(Charlotte breathing heavily)

1591
01:24:03.906 --> 01:24:05.308
(soothing music continues)

1592
01:24:05.341 --> 01:24:08.244
(kisses smacking)

1593
01:24:09.345 --> 01:24:12.615
(Charlotte sighing)

1594
01:24:12.648 --> 01:24:14.517
(kisses smacking)

1595
01:24:14.550 --> 01:24:15.751
- So soft.

1596
01:24:25.894 --> 01:24:29.565
(soothing music continues)

1597
01:24:44.079 --> 01:24:46.081
(soothing music continues)

1598
01:24:46.115 --> 01:24:49.051
(kisses smacking)

1599
01:24:53.789 --> 01:24:57.560
(soothing music continues)

1600
01:24:59.395 --> 01:25:01.464
- I'll just be a second.

1601
01:25:22.818 --> 01:25:26.489
(soothing music continues)

1602
01:25:32.928 --> 01:25:36.599
(soothing music continues)

1603
01:25:37.966 --> 01:25:40.102
(thunder roaring)

1604
01:25:40.135 --> 01:25:45.241
(rain pattering)
(thunder roaring)

1605
01:25:46.175 --> 01:25:47.109
- Albert!

1606
01:25:49.678 --> 01:25:50.613
Albert!

1607
01:25:53.616 --> 01:25:54.517
Albert!

1608
01:25:57.320 --> 01:25:58.221
Albert!

1609
01:25:58.254 --> 01:25:59.822
- Sh!

1610
01:25:59.855 --> 01:26:01.657
- I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.

1611
01:26:01.690 --> 01:26:04.493
I'm, I'm the worst.
I'm the worst.

1612
01:26:04.527 --> 01:26:07.396
I know you're here
with Mr. Johannssen, man.

1613
01:26:07.430 --> 01:26:08.331
How is he?

1614
01:26:10.633 --> 01:26:11.700
Where is he?

1615
01:26:13.969 --> 01:26:15.938
- He didn't feel like coming.

1616
01:26:15.971 --> 01:26:17.105
- But you told Charlotte.

1617
01:26:17.139 --> 01:26:19.074
- Well, I wanted some time alone

1618
01:26:19.107 --> 01:26:21.176
so that I could picture your
face on the side of this stag.

1619
01:26:22.845 --> 01:26:23.779
- Funny.

1620
01:26:26.014 --> 01:26:27.683
Wait, are you actually
picturing my face

1621
01:26:27.716 --> 01:26:28.951
as a hunting target?

1622
01:26:37.560 --> 01:26:39.428
What's the difference
between this and a shotgun?

1623
01:26:39.462 --> 01:26:40.329
(shot banging)
Oh!

1624
01:26:40.363 --> 01:26:41.196
- Geez, I,

1625
01:26:42.197 --> 01:26:43.799
what the hell are you doing?

1626
01:26:43.832 --> 01:26:44.800
- I think
- Give me that!

1627
01:26:44.833 --> 01:26:45.968
- I thought there was a,

1628
01:26:46.001 --> 01:26:47.002
- I thought there was a safety.

1629
01:26:47.035 --> 01:26:48.637
Are you drunk?

1630
01:26:48.671 --> 01:26:50.406
- I'm like high school drunk.
- Oh my God.

1631
01:26:51.640 --> 01:26:53.509
At first you do
irreparable damage

1632
01:26:53.542 --> 01:26:55.611
to a case I've been
working on for two years.

1633
01:26:55.644 --> 01:26:58.881
And now you show up here
drunk, scare away my deer.

1634
01:26:58.914 --> 01:27:00.616
- You are more concerned
about your deer

1635
01:27:00.649 --> 01:27:03.018
and your stupid case than
you are about Charlotte.

1636
01:27:04.320 --> 01:27:05.854
- I'm going to
find another blind.

1637
01:27:05.888 --> 01:27:07.890
- Albert.

1638
01:27:07.923 --> 01:27:10.859
(thunder roaring)

1639
01:27:12.160 --> 01:27:13.061
Albert!

1640
01:27:14.730 --> 01:27:16.999
Albert. We need closure!

1641
01:27:17.032 --> 01:27:18.166
- I don't need anything.

1642
01:27:18.200 --> 01:27:21.870
- You do, or at least I do.

1643
01:27:21.904 --> 01:27:23.472
Please.

1644
01:27:23.506 --> 01:27:28.977
You know, textbook
situational avoidance.

1645
01:27:29.011 --> 01:27:32.214
You know, you are literally
running away from your problems.

1646
01:27:32.247 --> 01:27:35.183
(leaves rustling)

1647
01:27:37.119 --> 01:27:39.855
Albert!
(somber music)

1648
01:27:39.888 --> 01:27:44.327
Albert!
(rain pattering)

1649
01:27:44.360 --> 01:27:45.260
Albert!

1650
01:27:46.462 --> 01:27:49.798
(thunder roaring)

1651
01:27:50.466 --> 01:27:55.571
(somber music continues)
(rain pattering)

1652
01:28:09.885 --> 01:28:14.957
(somber music continues)
(rain pattering)

1653
01:28:30.138 --> 01:28:32.908
(shot banging)

1654
01:28:33.809 --> 01:28:34.743
- Werther!

1655
01:28:35.611 --> 01:28:36.945
(somber music)

1656
01:28:36.979 --> 01:28:37.913
Werther!

1657
01:28:39.682 --> 01:28:40.616
Werther!

1658
01:28:44.920 --> 01:28:48.424
(somber music continues)

1659
01:28:51.760 --> 01:28:53.095
- Ow.
- Werther.

1660
01:28:56.164 --> 01:28:57.265
- I've been shot.

1661
01:29:00.869 --> 01:29:02.971
- There's something
very wrong with you.

1662
01:29:05.140 --> 01:29:07.610
- Yeah, well, I needed
to talk with you.

1663
01:29:08.377 --> 01:29:10.078
Now we're talking.

1664
01:29:10.112 --> 01:29:11.947
Well, in retrospect,
this was a terrible idea.

1665
01:29:13.482 --> 01:29:15.818
- You barely
even shot yourself.

1666
01:29:15.851 --> 01:29:17.520
- It was scary.
- It was stupid.

1667
01:29:17.553 --> 01:29:19.822
- The thought was stupid.

1668
01:29:20.823 --> 01:29:23.826
Oh God, it really hurts.

1669
01:29:23.859 --> 01:29:25.528
- Good.
- Ow! Geez.

1670
01:29:28.363 --> 01:29:29.765
It's not very nice.

1671
01:29:29.798 --> 01:29:30.966
- Yeah?

1672
01:29:30.999 --> 01:29:32.367
Says the guy pursuing my wife.

1673
01:29:34.803 --> 01:29:36.639
- And I ruined your
big court case,

1674
01:29:38.206 --> 01:29:39.842
and I scared away your deer.

1675
01:29:42.411 --> 01:29:45.914
- You are easily one of the
strangest people I've ever met.

1676
01:29:47.516 --> 01:29:49.217
- You were one of the
best people I've ever met.

1677
01:29:51.019 --> 01:29:52.688
I mean, I love Charlotte.

1678
01:29:55.524 --> 01:29:56.425
I love her.

1679
01:29:58.026 --> 01:29:59.662
And you knew that, you know it.

1680
01:30:03.732 --> 01:30:05.200
You were still kind to me,

1681
01:30:06.769 --> 01:30:07.970
and you should have
punched me in the nose

1682
01:30:08.003 --> 01:30:09.838
a minimum of three times by now.

1683
01:30:13.542 --> 01:30:15.177
- You're a very interesting guy

1684
01:30:15.210 --> 01:30:19.381
that's why I was
very fond of you, so.

1685
01:30:20.382 --> 01:30:22.885
- No, see Albert,

1686
01:30:24.352 --> 01:30:26.088
this is what I need
to talk to you about.

1687
01:30:29.958 --> 01:30:32.928
Yeah, I think you should
know that I have made out

1688
01:30:32.961 --> 01:30:34.429
with Charlotte twice,
and I'm pretty sure

1689
01:30:34.463 --> 01:30:36.198
we almost just had
sex in your bed.

1690
01:30:36.231 --> 01:30:38.467
Except she was too drunk,
and I had an epiphany.

1691
01:30:39.635 --> 01:30:41.436
So clean slate.

1692
01:30:41.470 --> 01:30:42.404
- What?

1693
01:30:43.405 --> 01:30:48.210
- You can't let someone like me

1694
01:30:48.243 --> 01:30:49.912
weasel my way in there with her?

1695
01:30:54.983 --> 01:30:56.585
unless you spend time with her

1696
01:30:57.586 --> 01:30:58.921
and make her feel like you care

1697
01:30:58.954 --> 01:31:00.388
and do fun things with her,

1698
01:31:00.422 --> 01:31:03.225
she will find herself
another Werther.

1699
01:31:03.258 --> 01:31:05.460
- I'm pretty sure there's
not another Werther.

1700
01:31:05.494 --> 01:31:07.429
- Well, you know what I mean?
He won't be as handsome and

1701
01:31:07.462 --> 01:31:10.899
charming, but he will be there

1702
01:31:12.901 --> 01:31:13.836
when you are not.

1703
01:31:17.439 --> 01:31:19.274
And don't get me wrong, she's,

1704
01:31:21.309 --> 01:31:22.277
she's good.

1705
01:31:24.146 --> 01:31:26.448
She's an angel and
she will hate herself

1706
01:31:26.481 --> 01:31:27.650
if she cheats on you.

1707
01:31:29.251 --> 01:31:31.554
Really like sending an innocent
Kansas farm boy to war.

1708
01:31:31.587 --> 01:31:33.121
He comes back changed

1709
01:31:33.155 --> 01:31:35.090
in this really weird
and depressing way.

1710
01:31:37.526 --> 01:31:38.827
You won't recognize her.

1711
01:31:41.964 --> 01:31:43.265
I won't recognize her.

1712
01:31:46.635 --> 01:31:48.571
I guess what I'm saying
is don't turn Charlotte

1713
01:31:48.604 --> 01:31:51.206
into a war stained
Kansas farm boy, Albert.

1714
01:31:56.111 --> 01:31:58.446
But this tree smells weird.

1715
01:32:01.617 --> 01:32:04.653
- It's a linden
tree, it's an oak.

1716
01:32:06.121 --> 01:32:07.222
Smells like cum.

1717
01:32:09.457 --> 01:32:12.961
- Yes it does.
(thunder roaring)

1718
01:32:14.863 --> 01:32:15.798
- Okay.

1719
01:32:20.068 --> 01:32:22.137
(fist thumping)
- Oh, Jesus.

1720
01:32:22.170 --> 01:32:24.539
You're hitting a man with a
debilitating gut drop move.

1721
01:32:24.573 --> 01:32:26.875
- Don't worry, I'm
gonna call 911.

1722
01:32:26.909 --> 01:32:29.544
(fist thumping)
- Oh!

1723
01:32:29.578 --> 01:32:34.683
Ow, ow, ow.

1724
01:32:35.383 --> 01:32:37.552
(somber music)

1725
01:32:40.488 --> 01:32:44.860
Ow. (panting)

1726
01:32:44.893 --> 01:32:48.396
(somber music continues)

1727
01:32:55.671 --> 01:32:58.641
(thunder roaring)

1728
01:32:58.674 --> 01:32:59.574
Hi Paul.

1729
01:33:01.710 --> 01:33:02.611
It's Werther.

1730
01:33:05.080 --> 01:33:06.715
Sitting under a linden tree.

1731
01:33:07.883 --> 01:33:09.618
Just a type of oak apparently,

1732
01:33:11.053 --> 01:33:14.089
kind of smells like
lukewarm ejaculate .

1733
01:33:14.122 --> 01:33:17.760
(somber music continues)

1734
01:33:17.793 --> 01:33:20.896
(wheelchair clattering)

1735
01:33:24.032 --> 01:33:27.535
(somber music continues)

1736
01:33:36.378 --> 01:33:39.047
(upbeat music)

1737
01:33:46.288 --> 01:33:49.792
(upbeat music continues)

1738
01:34:05.841 --> 01:34:10.946
(keyboard clicking)

1739
01:34:15.918 --> 01:34:20.823
(upbeat music continues)

1740
01:34:20.856 --> 01:34:23.391
Hi Charlotte. It's Werther.

1741
01:34:23.425 --> 01:34:26.762
I know it's been a while. I
wanted to call and make sure

1742
01:34:26.795 --> 01:34:28.463
you received your
birthday gift,

1743
01:34:30.198 --> 01:34:34.803
which reminds me, I'm sorry
I took back the Dia Viari ,

1744
01:34:34.837 --> 01:34:36.638
but it wasn't
really mine to give.

1745
01:34:38.440 --> 01:34:40.608
You might be glad to know that
since my mother got it back,

1746
01:34:40.642 --> 01:34:42.610
she and her sister have
made up.

1747
01:34:42.644 --> 01:34:45.413
In fact, my mom and dad and
aunt and uncle Blochstein

1748
01:34:45.447 --> 01:34:47.750
are all going to the Kentucky
Derby together this year

1749
01:34:47.783 --> 01:34:51.820
to wear anachronistic hats
and get shitfaced on juleps.

1750
01:34:52.654 --> 01:34:54.289
(upbeat music continues)

1751
01:34:54.322 --> 01:34:55.958
Paul's well too.

1752
01:34:55.991 --> 01:34:58.093
He's been practicing
mindful yoga and-

1753
01:34:58.126 --> 01:35:01.663
(phone beeping)

1754
01:35:01.696 --> 01:35:03.799
Sorry, your voicemail
got cut off.

1755
01:35:03.832 --> 01:35:08.270
Anyway, I sent you
a copy of my memoir.

1756
01:35:08.303 --> 01:35:10.638
It's kind of shallow
and self-indulgent,

1757
01:35:10.672 --> 01:35:13.175
and my publisher made
me make the ending

1758
01:35:13.208 --> 01:35:15.878
a little more dramatic,
sort of "Romeo and Juliet."

1759
01:35:15.911 --> 01:35:18.713
If I can't have her then
I can't go on thing.

1760
01:35:18.747 --> 01:35:22.550
But I'd love to
hear what you think.

1761
01:35:22.584 --> 01:35:25.520
(soothing music)

1762
01:35:29.391 --> 01:35:33.128
I apologize in advance if the
sex scene seemed gratuitous.

1763
01:35:33.161 --> 01:35:34.897
But tasteful for the most part.

1764
01:35:34.930 --> 01:35:37.232
And there are only
six of them, I think ,

1765
01:35:37.265 --> 01:35:39.034
unless you count the chapter
with the topless handjob

1766
01:35:39.067 --> 01:35:41.870
at the sample sale,
which I don't.

1767
01:35:41.904 --> 01:35:45.173
(soothing music continues)

1768
01:35:45.207 --> 01:35:46.208
Anyway, I,

1769
01:35:48.243 --> 01:35:50.012
I think about you
and Albert often,

1770
01:35:50.045 --> 01:35:51.713
and I wonder how you doing.

1771
01:35:55.017 --> 01:35:56.218
- You ready?
- Mm.

1772
01:35:56.251 --> 01:35:57.552
- Let's go.

1773
01:35:57.585 --> 01:36:01.256
(soothing music continues)

1774
01:36:06.929 --> 01:36:10.565
- [Werther] Call me
some time, will you?

1775
01:36:10.598 --> 01:36:14.269
(soothing music continues)

1776
01:36:25.080 --> 01:36:28.984
(people talking indistinctly)

1777
01:36:35.623 --> 01:36:38.393
(Werther breathing)

1778
01:36:38.426 --> 01:36:41.263
(Werther and Paul laughing)

1779
01:36:41.296 --> 01:36:45.233
(singing in foreign language)

1780
01:37:19.868 --> 01:37:24.973
(upbeat music continues)
(singing in foreign language)

1781
01:38:09.851 --> 01:38:14.923
(upbeat music continues)
(singing in foreign language)

1782
01:38:59.934 --> 01:39:04.973
(upbeat music continues)
(singing in foreign language)

1783
01:39:49.917 --> 01:39:54.989
(upbeat music continues)
(singing in foreign language)

1784
01:40:29.957 --> 01:40:33.395
(upbeat music continues)

1785
01:41:05.827 --> 01:41:09.397
(upbeat music ends)