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All
right, people, let's-

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I should have
listened to my agent.

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I just stepped in dog shit,

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and it got between my
toes, and it's humid,

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besides some dog shit.

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At least I hope it
was dog shit.

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Ugh, seriously, I don't
know what else can go wrong

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with this picture.

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Hey, I am, I am trying,
I really am here.

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I'm holding on for dear life,

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but it's like this
universe has it out

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for this project or something.

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What?

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Hey.

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So you emerge
from the darkness.

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You're being chased by
a cavalry as hounds.

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As you get out to the field,
the cavalry of hounds,

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they engulf you, and you
reach your hand into the sky,

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just as they come upon you.
- What?

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And there's-

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That is nothing like
what we rehearsed,

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nothing like what we rehearsed.

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What are you
talking about, what?

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Like, I am all about, like,

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action, okay, and-
and- and I really am,

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but we have to be,
like, it's gotta be-

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Fuck my life.

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Controlled. Controlled
authentic, okay?

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Nobody wants to die here, okay?

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Now, you know I love dogs, but
these dogs are super weird-

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- These dogs?
- Something's off.

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You mean our dogs?

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Yes.

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Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Are you kidding me?

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Have you checked in with
the craft service guy?

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Yeah, no.

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Okay, well, let me
let you in on something.

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They couldn't
reattach his finger.

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He's down to nine,
so completely,

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please, come up with some plan

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where I get to leave here
with 10 of my fingers.

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The only plan
I know is the one

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where it looks like
you're getting mauled,

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and that's why your
wardrobe is tailor made

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for this kind of heroism.

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Fuck, what about the blood?

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Is the blood okay for the dog?

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Yeah.

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It's been green
lighted by the vet

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and everything?
- Yes, it's top-shelf organic

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pig's blood, I had
it right here, okay?

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This is, like, a five star
Michelin meal for these guys.

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You're kidding,
right, pig's blood?

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Pig's blood, are you
fucking kidding me?

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No.

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So- so you want to
bathe me in pig's blood

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and send these dogs after
me and to attack me?

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Are you, are you, that's it,

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you know-
- Look, this has gotta be

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final, they've gotta have

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real hunger, okay?
- No, I can't take anymore.

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I am done.
- If they're not drooling-

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That's it, wrap it
up.

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Montoya?

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Maria?

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Come on, Maria.

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Montoya?

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Montoya?

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Montoya?

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Maria?

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Marco!

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Marco?

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Marco?

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Maria.

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Hector!

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Yeah, dude, and I am bringing
five content creators, what?

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Five top content creators
to come to this island

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to save these beautiful mutts

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and give them the boozy
influencer lifestyle.

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I am Willy Wonka with
the Golden Ticket,

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and the hot young Timothée
Chalamet Willy Wonka,

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not the old, creepy one.

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I'm bringing these digital
dynamos to this island

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and I'm gonna say
their names

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Right now, drum roll.

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First on the list.

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for the next generation
of busy ladies.

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And that's how you dominate
your morning ritual.

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Vince
Ventura mentioned you

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in his live stream, play video?

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- Play.
- Play.

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First on the list, the
unparalleled Killer Queen.

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You and your life
hack, beautifully meta.

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Next on the list-
- Hell, yeah.

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Big Farmer.

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♪ Stacking clucks ♪

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♪ Riding on this tractor,
that's what's up ♪

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♪ 'Sup, 'sup ♪

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♪ Goats in the field ♪

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♪ Making green all day ♪

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♪ Chickens in the barn ♪

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♪ Stacking clucks,
on this black tractor ♪

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♪ That's what's up ♪

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♪ Sun's up, goats
in the field ♪

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You gotta check this out.

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Hey, man,
don't you see

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Big Farmer Jay dropping
some tasty bars?

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It's super fresh.

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But so is this.

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Vince Ventura.
- Big Farmer Jay.

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He's inviting
you to a private island.

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Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't
wait to bask in your energy.

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Dope.

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And next, our very
own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly.

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Vince Ventura, it's about
time you recognized real talent.

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You flip a bird to bureaucracy

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with every block
you chain, brother.

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I made it!

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But don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion,

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okay, Mason, don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion.

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There are a couple
more people coming,

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the Shenanigan siblings, Violet
Femme and Collins Cleverly.

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Who the hell are they?

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Hey, yo, V, come on.

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Get those knees up,
move a little faster.

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Come on, we're lagging
on our live stream.

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You're the one who was late.

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Well, I was busy
securing our future.

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Mystics, the vape company,
they're in for 10 grand.

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Collins.

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Hmm?

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Our viewers are kids.

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That is precisely why
they chose us, Violet.

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Those kids are the
18-year-olds of tomorrow.

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Hmm.

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Nice tattoo design.

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Hey, you know there's
an app for this, right?

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You just, like-

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Dude.

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Snap it and done in,
like, three seconds flat,

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but no shade, that's um,

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that's actually pretty legit.

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Okay, first of all, fuck you.

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And thank you, I guess,
I kind of like it too.

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You ready to make some magic?

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Can you just give me a second

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to shift from tortured
artist to click bait clown?

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Not everyone can
pull off what we do, V,

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and that's, like, the
definition of art, right-

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Well, I'm
pretty sure it's not art.

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Yeah, well,
it's also keeping the lights

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on here, so, you know,
let's raise the bar

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and brighten up the
room a little bit-

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Ooh, ooh, what
fresh hell is this?

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The "Not My Arms" Cake
Decorating Challenge.

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Ooh, no, I am the arms.

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Nope, you're
vertically challenged.

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Your face would be out of frame.

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Look, art is what we
make of it, all right?

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Philosophical
gems from the star

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of my pits on your pendulums.

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Well, try not to
kill my good vibes

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when we're about to go live
in five, four, three, two.

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Hey, y'all, we're gonna do
something totally insane.

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We're gonna see if we can
decorate the beautiful cake

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and have Violet
eat it in today's.

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"Not My Hands" Cake
Decorating and Eating Challenge.

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I will not just be
decorating this cake,

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but I guess now eating it too.

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But why are we like this?

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It's not gonna be Violet's
hands doing all the work.

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No, no, no, no, it's
gonna get crazy, crazy.

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Oh, don't forget
the sprinkles.

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Mm, it's so good.

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Hey, hey, Violet.

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What do the fans think of
our performance so far?

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Oh, "internet
royalty," thanks, guys.

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Internet royalty.

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Yeah, sure, we'll take it.

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Two thumbs up, baby.

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And, oh, an invite to
Vince Ventura's island.

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Sorry, we can't make it
'cause we're skydiving

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with Elon Musk.
- No, no, no, no.

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Hold on, dude,
that's fucking legit.

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Oh, yeah, that's from
the GOAT himself.

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Oh, mm-mm.

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Yes, yes.

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Looks so great.

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It's almost iconic.

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That's a good-looking
group right there.

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Aw, man, Thalia,
you're the shit.

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Yo, mad love, for real.

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I'm just out here
sprinkling some vibes,

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hoping you guys
make viral history.

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All right, come on, follow
me to the promised land.

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Let's do it.

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Let's go pet some puppies.

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I see you with
the flashy jet playboy.

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Well, that country
swag a little extra, yo,

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but if that's your
jam, I don't judge.

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It kind of sounds like you do.

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I ain't tripping on
it, little mama.

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Who are you two, again,
the Chamois siblings?

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No, no, no, we're the-

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Actually, nevermind.

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We're the Shenanigan siblings.

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I don't care.

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Yeah, we just crossed

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four million subs
last month, actually.

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I listened to your podcast
about pulling back the wallpaper

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on the financial facade, like,
that shit was dope, dude.

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Thanks, bro.

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Yo, Farmer dude,
check this out.

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That's my calling coin, a key
to the Mason Kelly kingdom.

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Scan that QR code
and bam,

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you're one Bitcoin richer.

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Oh, that's lit.

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What, you guys didn't know?

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Bananas are, like,
natural bug shields.

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If you had watched my vids,

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you'd be clued into
this already, but hey.

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That peel mixed with

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your perfume smell
like banana pudding.

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Damn, now I want
some banana pudding.

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Yo, guys, peep the
flip side of the island.

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That's where we're laying
down a track system

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for our trams,
pretty dope, right?

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It's popping.

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Yeah, everyone, see
that boat down there?

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That's gonna be the
Vincetopia party barge.

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It'll take people
from the city straight

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to this slice of paradise
of ours for tours.

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♪ All I need is the
sun in my sight ♪

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Hey, when do we get
to meet the man himself?

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Oh, dude, Vince is just maxing
and relaxing, island-style.

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He is counting down the seconds

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'til he gets to meet you guys.

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Oh, hey, look, there
he is now, my man.

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Whoa.

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Nice.

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Mm-hmm.

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This is huge for us, V.

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Hola, my special guests.

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Welcome to Vincetopia.

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That's right, I
colonized this bitch.

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Give it here, give it here.

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Dude, we gotta
live stream this shit, ASAP.

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Hey, do you have wifi here?

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Hey, yo, Vince,
your boy wants to know

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if you got the wifi hooked up.

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I can do you one
better, my boy.

255
00:16:46.048 --> 00:16:47.658
I got my own cell tower.

256
00:16:47.832 --> 00:16:49.443
That's fucking dope.

257
00:16:49.617 --> 00:16:51.445
Look at that, I call
her the Iron Giant,

258
00:16:51.619 --> 00:16:53.664
'cause she makes me cry
every time I watch her.

259
00:16:53.838 --> 00:16:55.014
It's gorgeous,
it's built by kids.

260
00:16:55.188 --> 00:16:56.276
That's legal here.

261
00:16:56.450 --> 00:16:58.278
Oh, but guess what, you guys?

262
00:16:58.452 --> 00:16:59.670
You can't use it!

263
00:17:00.845 --> 00:17:02.195
Huh?

264
00:17:02.369 --> 00:17:04.240
Come on, dude,
that FOMO will turn

265
00:17:04.414 --> 00:17:06.329
into JOMO, I promise.

266
00:17:06.503 --> 00:17:08.462
That's Joy of Missing Out,
it's trademarked, come on.

267
00:17:08.636 --> 00:17:10.246
I'll give you all the
dirty deets later,

268
00:17:10.420 --> 00:17:12.335
but for now, no one's
touching my sacred wifi.

269
00:17:12.509 --> 00:17:14.555
It's going up.

270
00:17:14.729 --> 00:17:16.948
He's saving his sacred wifi
for that special someone.

271
00:17:17.123 --> 00:17:18.167
Look at this place.

272
00:17:18.341 --> 00:17:20.126
It looks like a tropical resort.

273
00:17:20.300 --> 00:17:21.562
Wait, how
did you engineer this?

274
00:17:21.736 --> 00:17:23.346
Did you
engineer this yourself?

275
00:17:23.520 --> 00:17:24.260
Yes, the resort is
just the beginning.

276
00:17:24.434 --> 00:17:26.001
Wait 'til you the see beautiful

277
00:17:26.175 --> 00:17:27.524
doggy paradise this
island will become.

278
00:17:27.698 --> 00:17:30.397
It's a gorgeous aerial
view, you guys.

279
00:17:30.571 --> 00:17:34.966
Oh, look, look, look,
look, look, right there.

280
00:17:35.141 --> 00:17:36.533
Hello, future citizens.

281
00:17:38.405 --> 00:17:39.145
What, they're
fucking wild dogs?

282
00:17:39.319 --> 00:17:41.408
I can't wait to meet you.

283
00:17:41.582 --> 00:17:45.368
Behold, these canines
are the backbone

284
00:17:45.542 --> 00:17:47.501
of our little viral odyssey.

285
00:17:47.675 --> 00:17:48.806
German shepherds?

286
00:17:48.980 --> 00:17:52.071
Mm-hmm, yes, I see the depth

287
00:17:52.245 --> 00:17:55.117
and nuance like a fine
bourbon, impressive animals.

288
00:17:55.291 --> 00:17:56.945
Good eye.

289
00:17:57.119 --> 00:17:58.468
Look at you, looking
all lush and plush.

290
00:17:58.642 --> 00:17:59.078
Oh, you my special
little fluffy-

291
00:18:01.558 --> 00:18:04.387
Easy, easy, easy, cowboy.

292
00:18:04.561 --> 00:18:06.041
They'll be your best
friends soon enough,

293
00:18:06.215 --> 00:18:08.391
but for now, let's go
enjoy some hors d'oeuvres.

294
00:18:08.565 --> 00:18:09.610
Let's give it up for
Vince, everybody.

295
00:18:09.784 --> 00:18:10.611
All right, cute
dogs, let's go.

296
00:18:10.785 --> 00:18:11.525
Give it up for Vince.

297
00:18:13.396 --> 00:18:15.355
I'm like the
Oprah of dogs.

298
00:18:17.705 --> 00:18:18.793
She gotta go to the bathroom.

299
00:18:18.967 --> 00:18:22.449
Waivers and IDs.

300
00:18:22.623 --> 00:18:24.103
Right this way.

301
00:18:24.277 --> 00:18:26.192
After you, my dudes.

302
00:18:26.366 --> 00:18:28.455
But never poop inside
there, don't poop in there.

303
00:18:28.629 --> 00:18:29.282
After you.

304
00:18:31.153 --> 00:18:34.156
Enjoy yourself,
Vincetopia awaits.

305
00:18:37.681 --> 00:18:40.423
Huzzah, you didn't think I'd
leave you hanging, did you?

306
00:18:40.597 --> 00:18:44.993
Feast, feast, my
internet gladiators.

307
00:18:45.167 --> 00:18:46.603
Hey, are you wearing
the new Gucci robe?

308
00:18:46.777 --> 00:18:48.910
That's actually Yeezy's
Messiah Collection.

309
00:18:49.084 --> 00:18:50.868
So down the hall,

310
00:18:51.042 --> 00:18:53.044
you'll find your own
private chambers of slumber.

311
00:18:53.219 --> 00:18:56.613
Tomorrow morning, we brunch
and unleash the real magic.

312
00:18:56.787 --> 00:19:00.356
Until then, Thalia and I
have some groundwork to lay

313
00:19:00.530 --> 00:19:03.577
for the main event,
so do me a favor

314
00:19:03.751 --> 00:19:07.581
and stick to the indoor
shenanigans for tonight,

315
00:19:07.755 --> 00:19:10.932
all right, indoor
shenanigans, au revoir.

316
00:19:11.106 --> 00:19:12.499
That food look good.

317
00:19:14.544 --> 00:19:16.067
Ah, there she goes.

318
00:19:25.773 --> 00:19:26.730
I do this for a living.

319
00:19:26.904 --> 00:19:28.515
You know how many animals

320
00:19:28.689 --> 00:19:29.080
I have to wrangle up?
- You wrangle dogs

321
00:19:29.255 --> 00:19:29.994
for a living?

322
00:19:30.169 --> 00:19:30.995
I wrangle cows.

323
00:19:31.170 --> 00:19:32.606
Tell me what you think

324
00:19:32.780 --> 00:19:33.302
about our fellow
icons of the internet.

325
00:19:36.697 --> 00:19:39.178
I feel like we've dropped down

326
00:19:39.352 --> 00:19:41.441
into the carnival of crazies,

327
00:19:41.615 --> 00:19:43.704
and Mason Kelly is
the guest of honor.

328
00:19:43.878 --> 00:19:46.837
Yeah, he's not exactly
YouTube friendly, huh?

329
00:19:47.011 --> 00:19:50.972
Vince Ventura, oho, I
don't trust his judgment.

330
00:19:51.146 --> 00:19:53.670
No, a kiddie pool
has more depth.

331
00:19:53.844 --> 00:19:58.109
Oh, that was pretty cold, V.

332
00:19:58.284 --> 00:20:02.549
Okay, [clears throat] how about
we pivot to something a bit

333
00:20:06.161 --> 00:20:07.075
fluffier?

334
00:20:07.249 --> 00:20:09.382
Huh, the dogs?

335
00:20:10.426 --> 00:20:12.385
Thoughts?

336
00:20:12.559 --> 00:20:18.173
Oh, I think they should stay,
and we probably shouldn't.

337
00:20:18.347 --> 00:20:20.567
Yeah, well, yeah, you're
always way more team cat

338
00:20:20.741 --> 00:20:22.221
than dog squad, huh?

339
00:20:22.395 --> 00:20:24.005
No, I love the dogs.

340
00:20:24.179 --> 00:20:28.488
I just think the whole
setup is sketchy.

341
00:20:28.662 --> 00:20:31.447
Oh, nah, nah, oh, hey, yo, no.

342
00:20:31.621 --> 00:20:34.320
This is the fucking man, okay?

343
00:20:34.494 --> 00:20:36.322
He's throwing so much
money into this island

344
00:20:36.496 --> 00:20:38.759
to give these dogs a paradise.

345
00:20:38.933 --> 00:20:41.805
It was their paradise before
his bank account showed up.

346
00:20:49.596 --> 00:20:51.337
Hey, yo, what's up, Violet?

347
00:20:51.511 --> 00:20:52.251
You all good in the 'hood?

348
00:20:52.425 --> 00:20:54.165
Yeah, I'm just gonna step out

349
00:20:54.340 --> 00:20:56.864
for a breath of the great
outdoors, you carry on.

350
00:20:57.038 --> 00:20:59.170
Okay, but didn't Vince
issue a no go, she already.

351
00:20:59.345 --> 00:21:01.129
Man, she don't give a.

352
00:21:45.478 --> 00:21:48.785
Aw, you're still up, huh?

353
00:21:52.049 --> 00:21:52.920
Hey.

354
00:21:55.792 --> 00:21:59.056
You don't like being locked
in this cage, do you?

355
00:21:59.230 --> 00:22:01.407
I wish I had a treat for you.

356
00:22:18.380 --> 00:22:19.381
Okay, nope.

357
00:22:46.060 --> 00:22:48.932
Oh, fuck, Collins.

358
00:22:49.106 --> 00:22:50.804
I was trying to snag
this moody shot of you.

359
00:22:50.978 --> 00:22:52.022
I figured you'd moseyed-

360
00:22:52.196 --> 00:22:53.328
You scared the shit out of me.

361
00:22:53.502 --> 00:22:54.373
Hey, check it out.

362
00:22:54.547 --> 00:22:56.157
Let's check it out.

363
00:22:56.331 --> 00:22:58.725
You were so serving
final girl energy here.

364
00:22:58.899 --> 00:23:01.554
Eat a dick.

365
00:23:01.728 --> 00:23:04.992
Wow, this is, like,
mad homophobic, Violet.

366
00:23:05.166 --> 00:23:06.646
As if being stuck on
Vince Ventura's version

367
00:23:06.820 --> 00:23:08.299
of "Survivor" isn't
shitty enough,

368
00:23:08.474 --> 00:23:11.128
you're now hiding
behind the trees,

369
00:23:11.302 --> 00:23:13.914
acting like a little
creeper, gathering content?

370
00:23:14.088 --> 00:23:17.918
I love ya, but I quit.

371
00:23:18.092 --> 00:23:19.659
Wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, so what,

372
00:23:19.833 --> 00:23:21.748
you're just gonna
go back to your cave

373
00:23:21.922 --> 00:23:23.706
and draw some pictures
for the maddening crowd?

374
00:23:23.880 --> 00:23:28.363
At least in my cave, I don't
have to bend over for likes.

375
00:23:28.537 --> 00:23:30.974
Look, this is
our shot, Violet.

376
00:23:31.148 --> 00:23:32.454
You're always saying
you want to make a mark,

377
00:23:32.628 --> 00:23:35.544
this is it, #savethedogs.

378
00:23:35.718 --> 00:23:36.632
Well, that just
sounds like more risk

379
00:23:36.806 --> 00:23:38.721
and click bait to me.

380
00:23:38.895 --> 00:23:41.028
Hey, come on, stop, Violet.

381
00:23:41.202 --> 00:23:44.988
We could sway millions, gain
followers, earn trust, like,

382
00:23:45.162 --> 00:23:46.773
that's all influence, and-
- It's suffocating for me.

383
00:23:46.947 --> 00:23:48.601
That shit counts
for something, right?

384
00:23:48.775 --> 00:23:50.733
Literally, what you are
describing is soul sucking,

385
00:23:50.907 --> 00:23:53.997
and I have had plenty of
that ever since I got a bar

386
00:23:54.171 --> 00:23:55.956
that I have to manage
that's falling apart,

387
00:23:56.130 --> 00:23:59.438
and I'm managing your
dreams, and I'm managing you.

388
00:24:03.746 --> 00:24:04.660
Me?

389
00:24:08.185 --> 00:24:11.624
Cool, so what am I,
some dreaded task

390
00:24:11.798 --> 00:24:14.365
between paying bills
and existential dread?

391
00:24:17.368 --> 00:24:19.196
Like, crafting
content from the comfort

392
00:24:19.370 --> 00:24:22.373
of our little
studio, that's cool,

393
00:24:22.548 --> 00:24:24.550
and I'm cool with
that, but diving

394
00:24:24.724 --> 00:24:27.553
into the vapid creator circus,

395
00:24:28.728 --> 00:24:30.556
it's just, I can't do it.

396
00:24:33.080 --> 00:24:34.690
All right, so look,

397
00:24:34.864 --> 00:24:35.735
maybe everyone here
is a little eccentric.

398
00:24:37.650 --> 00:24:39.390
But they're as real
as it gets, Violet.

399
00:24:39.565 --> 00:24:42.698
It's okay to like them.

400
00:24:42.872 --> 00:24:45.266
They have their anxieties
and ambitions, same as you.

401
00:24:47.573 --> 00:24:49.052
I mean, have you ever considered

402
00:24:49.226 --> 00:24:51.707
that maybe you're
just a bit jealous

403
00:24:51.881 --> 00:24:54.754
because they're living life
to the fullest and you're not?

404
00:25:00.673 --> 00:25:02.413
They're as real as it gets?

405
00:25:04.807 --> 00:25:07.244
They're as real as it gets?

406
00:25:07.418 --> 00:25:09.290
They're as real as it gets,

407
00:25:09.464 --> 00:25:13.686
and you're saying that I
have some psychological issue

408
00:25:13.860 --> 00:25:15.470
that's keeping me from growing

409
00:25:15.644 --> 00:25:19.648
into a real two-dimensional
creator, just like them?

410
00:25:19.822 --> 00:25:21.824
Okay, let me just try this out.

411
00:25:21.998 --> 00:25:25.480
Hi, world, it's me, Violet,
live from the intersection

412
00:25:25.654 --> 00:25:27.656
of Botox and bleached assholes.

413
00:25:27.830 --> 00:25:29.397
Drop your dignity
in the comments.

414
00:25:29.571 --> 00:25:31.486
What's up, blockchain believers?

415
00:25:31.660 --> 00:25:33.749
On this episode of the Bro
Bible, we'll teach you how

416
00:25:33.923 --> 00:25:36.535
to throw Bitcoin at
bitches, and we guarantee

417
00:25:36.709 --> 00:25:39.886
they'll either put out or
shut up.

418
00:25:40.060 --> 00:25:42.149
Don't forget to smash
the like button.

419
00:25:42.323 --> 00:25:45.282
Dude, if that is your definition
of life to the fullest,

420
00:25:45.456 --> 00:25:48.851
that is so fucking bleak.

421
00:25:54.291 --> 00:25:57.077
Oh, man, I should have been
recording on that, Violet.

422
00:25:57.251 --> 00:25:57.991
Damn, that-

423
00:25:58.165 --> 00:25:58.992
Shut up.

424
00:25:59.166 --> 00:26:00.297
Performance was gold.

425
00:26:00.471 --> 00:26:02.299
Shut up, dude.

426
00:26:02.473 --> 00:26:07.870
Oh, major missed opportunity,
yo, "Oh, oh, duh, duh."

427
00:26:08.044 --> 00:26:09.132
Shut up.

428
00:26:09.306 --> 00:26:10.046
V.

429
00:26:10.220 --> 00:26:12.179
Yeah?

430
00:26:12.353 --> 00:26:13.876
What- what's your play,
like, what are you gonna do?

431
00:26:14.050 --> 00:26:15.835
Are you gonna swim
back to civilization?

432
00:26:16.009 --> 00:26:18.054
Yeah, I'm gonna swim back.

433
00:26:18.228 --> 00:26:20.274
No, I think Thalia's
my ticket out of here.

434
00:26:20.448 --> 00:26:22.276
Thalia smells like Starbucks,

435
00:26:22.450 --> 00:26:23.320
sunscreen, and weed.

436
00:26:23.494 --> 00:26:24.365
Collins.

437
00:26:24.539 --> 00:26:25.192
Please, just chill.

438
00:26:27.760 --> 00:26:29.326
Come on, just give it one night,

439
00:26:29.500 --> 00:26:31.938
just one little night
for me, one night-

440
00:26:32.112 --> 00:26:34.723
Okay, fine, fine, tonight.

441
00:26:34.897 --> 00:26:36.986
But if I find myself the star

442
00:26:37.160 --> 00:26:43.471
of some sleep shaming reel,
you are dead.

443
00:26:43.645 --> 00:26:44.994
V, I wouldn't dream
of doing that to you,

444
00:26:45.168 --> 00:26:46.256
but, but, yes.

445
00:26:46.430 --> 00:26:47.388
If tomorrow's a flop-

446
00:26:47.562 --> 00:26:50.043
Uh-huh?

447
00:26:50.217 --> 00:26:53.089
We bounce together,
all right, deal?

448
00:26:55.657 --> 00:26:56.353
Deal?
- Deal.

449
00:26:56.527 --> 00:26:57.485
All right.

450
00:27:07.756 --> 00:27:08.975
This is so good.

451
00:27:09.149 --> 00:27:09.932
These are
good, right here.

452
00:27:12.674 --> 00:27:15.634
All right, hand
me that, hand me that.

453
00:27:15.808 --> 00:27:16.417
Actually,
I have a question.

454
00:27:16.591 --> 00:27:18.114
Good morning, squad!

455
00:27:22.118 --> 00:27:23.554
NDAs are signed?

456
00:27:23.729 --> 00:27:25.252
- We're all clear.
- Yeah.

457
00:27:25.426 --> 00:27:26.775
I kind of-

458
00:27:26.949 --> 00:27:27.863
All good, I'm
off to my hideaway.

459
00:27:28.037 --> 00:27:29.256
All righty.

460
00:27:36.132 --> 00:27:39.440
15 years ago, this island-

461
00:27:39.614 --> 00:27:42.095
Whoa, whoa, whoa, so are
we gonna start hugging trees

462
00:27:42.269 --> 00:27:43.923
and crying about global
warming or some shit?

463
00:27:44.097 --> 00:27:45.011
Mason, you're
really dropping a bomb

464
00:27:45.185 --> 00:27:46.099
on my energy here, so.

465
00:27:49.058 --> 00:27:50.364
You're right, you're right.

466
00:27:55.543 --> 00:27:58.764
15 years ago, this island

467
00:27:58.938 --> 00:28:01.680
that we are on right
now became the setting

468
00:28:01.854 --> 00:28:05.118
for a Hollywood horror
story starring the legendary

469
00:28:05.292 --> 00:28:08.817
Hayden Hearst and a
pack of rabid dogs.

470
00:28:08.991 --> 00:28:10.471
The film was never finished

471
00:28:10.645 --> 00:28:13.604
because the animal trainers
just, poof,

472
00:28:13.779 --> 00:28:15.781
they vanished, never
to be seen again,

473
00:28:15.955 --> 00:28:18.697
and the dogs were
sadly abandoned,

474
00:28:18.871 --> 00:28:22.788
left
to rule this island.

475
00:28:22.962 --> 00:28:23.919
So is there, like, an animals'
actors guild or something?

476
00:28:25.225 --> 00:28:26.052
Nah, I tried that once.

477
00:28:26.226 --> 00:28:27.880
I had this capybara.

478
00:28:28.054 --> 00:28:29.446
This motherfucker was,
like, a thespian genius.

479
00:28:29.620 --> 00:28:32.058
♪ Capybara, capybara... ♪

480
00:28:32.232 --> 00:28:33.929
But they wouldn't let
him get his SAG card,

481
00:28:34.103 --> 00:28:35.714
something about no shrews
policy or some shit like that.

482
00:28:35.888 --> 00:28:37.019
Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.

483
00:28:37.193 --> 00:28:38.847
Capybaras are rodents.

484
00:28:39.021 --> 00:28:40.675
Oh, excuse the fuck out of me,

485
00:28:40.849 --> 00:28:44.157
your royal highness
of Rodent-ial ecology.

486
00:28:44.331 --> 00:28:46.159
Hey, guys, do me a favor.

487
00:28:46.333 --> 00:28:47.508
We're not here to talk
about the capybara paradise.

488
00:28:47.682 --> 00:28:50.380
This is actually about building.

489
00:28:57.736 --> 00:28:59.738
Is that an A-train?

490
00:28:59.912 --> 00:29:03.437
That is a sky tram with doggy
dispensaries at every stop.

491
00:29:03.611 --> 00:29:06.570
But this isn't about the
treats and tummy rubs,

492
00:29:06.745 --> 00:29:08.747
though there will be,
there will be a lot of that.

493
00:29:08.921 --> 00:29:11.837
No, this is about
transforming these dogs

494
00:29:12.011 --> 00:29:14.535
from ragged to radiant,

495
00:29:14.709 --> 00:29:16.842
and then releasing them
to live out the rest

496
00:29:17.016 --> 00:29:21.281
of their days in the land
of Milk-Bones and honey.

497
00:29:21.455 --> 00:29:23.152
Um, can you just circle back,

498
00:29:23.326 --> 00:29:25.502
'cause what are we
supposed to be doing here?

499
00:29:25.676 --> 00:29:26.242
Why are we here?

500
00:29:27.678 --> 00:29:28.331
Great question.

501
00:29:28.505 --> 00:29:30.464
Thank you.

502
00:29:30.638 --> 00:29:36.426
We are here for the Great
Canine Crusade Challenge.

503
00:29:36.600 --> 00:29:40.909
It will be ubiquitous, it
will be part of the zeitgeist.

504
00:29:41.083 --> 00:29:43.564
We will join forces to help
rescue the free roaming dogs

505
00:29:43.738 --> 00:29:45.435
of this island.

506
00:29:45.609 --> 00:29:51.180
It's a race, the twist, whoever
bags the most tail waggers

507
00:29:51.354 --> 00:29:53.704
will be winning the deed
to this entire island.

508
00:29:53.879 --> 00:29:55.924
Shit.

509
00:29:58.187 --> 00:29:59.798
And the best part?

510
00:29:59.972 --> 00:30:02.017
I have rigged cameras
all over the island,

511
00:30:02.191 --> 00:30:04.150
which I will
personally be editing

512
00:30:04.324 --> 00:30:07.718
into an epic eight-part saga.

513
00:30:09.677 --> 00:30:11.592
Shit, hey, I'm in,
I'm in, you got me.

514
00:30:13.594 --> 00:30:15.335
Hold up, I'm trying
to understand this.

515
00:30:15.509 --> 00:30:20.775
So you are turning a wild
dog chase into a reality show

516
00:30:20.949 --> 00:30:22.255
under the guise of
animal activism,

517
00:30:22.429 --> 00:30:23.734
when really, it's
just about the clicks.

518
00:30:23.909 --> 00:30:25.345
That's what I'm hearing.

519
00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:27.173
Well, I mean, the
clicks are just the gravy.

520
00:30:27.347 --> 00:30:28.783
But since we're on
the topic of subs,

521
00:30:28.957 --> 00:30:30.741
I guess let's dive into it.

522
00:30:30.916 --> 00:30:32.918
Whether or not you are the one
that snags the grand prize,

523
00:30:33.092 --> 00:30:35.268
you will be a
winner, regardless.

524
00:30:35.442 --> 00:30:37.618
Once we finish this video,
we will be premiering it

525
00:30:37.792 --> 00:30:44.190
across the globe exclusively
on your channels.

526
00:30:44.364 --> 00:30:46.018
Yeah, yes.

527
00:30:46.192 --> 00:30:47.410
So you will be riding a
sort of subscriber tsunami.

528
00:30:49.543 --> 00:30:51.632
It'll be a sort of, you
know, a success explosion

529
00:30:51.806 --> 00:30:53.329
in three, two, one.

530
00:30:53.503 --> 00:30:54.504
Boom.

531
00:30:54.678 --> 00:30:55.549
Boom.

532
00:30:55.723 --> 00:30:56.550
I'm with that.

533
00:30:56.724 --> 00:30:57.507
Hold on, for real?

534
00:30:57.681 --> 00:30:59.640
Yeah, for real.

535
00:30:59.814 --> 00:31:01.729
You think I'm gonna play
wild dog catcher out there,

536
00:31:01.903 --> 00:31:03.426
out in that fucking jungle?

537
00:31:03.600 --> 00:31:06.125
Mason, buddy, brother.

538
00:31:07.953 --> 00:31:09.563
You're our alpha wolf.

539
00:31:10.651 --> 00:31:11.957
Facts.

540
00:31:12.131 --> 00:31:12.653
What's up, yes.

541
00:31:12.827 --> 00:31:14.568
All right.

542
00:31:14.742 --> 00:31:16.613
Big Farmer Jay, buddy,
you're our animal expert,

543
00:31:16.787 --> 00:31:18.485
and Killer Queen, your
hilarious little life hacks are

544
00:31:18.659 --> 00:31:19.965
definitely gonna come
in handy out there.

545
00:31:20.139 --> 00:31:21.444
Oh, they're not
supposed to be funny.

546
00:31:21.618 --> 00:31:23.664
You made a sushi roll
kit out of a dildo.

547
00:31:25.100 --> 00:31:26.536
And Violet Femme-

548
00:31:26.710 --> 00:31:28.277
My god, now my
name's gonna be linked

549
00:31:28.451 --> 00:31:29.452
to a dildo sushi roller
for the rest of my life.

550
00:31:29.626 --> 00:31:31.672
Your straight
shooting persona,

551
00:31:31.846 --> 00:31:34.675
mixed with Collins' effervescent
Matthew McConaughey energy,

552
00:31:34.849 --> 00:31:35.806
it's like lightening
in a bottle.

553
00:31:35.981 --> 00:31:36.895
Well, thank you so much.

554
00:31:37.373 --> 00:31:38.635
One of those dogs
tried to

555
00:31:39.027 --> 00:31:41.247
bust out of its
cage last night and bite me.

556
00:31:41.595 --> 00:31:42.378
Wait, what?

557
00:31:42.552 --> 00:31:44.250
- For real?
- What?

558
00:31:44.424 --> 00:31:45.599
I specifically said
no nighttime strolls.

559
00:31:45.773 --> 00:31:46.556
I think you're
missing the headline.

560
00:31:46.730 --> 00:31:48.210
Okay, listen.

561
00:31:51.083 --> 00:31:52.345
Do you want to win a
fucking island or not?

562
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:53.694
It was, like, foaming
around its mouth.

563
00:31:53.868 --> 00:31:54.608
I think it has rabies.

564
00:31:54.782 --> 00:31:55.783
Are you a vet?

565
00:31:55.957 --> 00:31:56.915
Whoa, whoa, timeout, timeout.

566
00:31:57.089 --> 00:31:58.786
Are we talking rabies here?

567
00:31:58.960 --> 00:32:00.266
Because that's a game changer-

568
00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:02.137
I don't tangle with
no rabies, big dog.

569
00:32:02.311 --> 00:32:04.052
That's some serious shit.

570
00:32:04.226 --> 00:32:05.793
They're not monsters,
what are you so afraid of?

571
00:32:05.967 --> 00:32:07.708
They are puppy dogs.

572
00:32:07.882 --> 00:32:10.145
Just come out, come on,
I'll show you, all right?

573
00:32:10.319 --> 00:32:13.235
Let's meet the pups,
these rabies monsters.

574
00:32:13.409 --> 00:32:14.889
Right this way,
follow the sausage,

575
00:32:15.063 --> 00:32:16.630
the one in my
hand, not my pants.

576
00:32:18.632 --> 00:32:19.459
They get a little bit groggy.

577
00:32:19.633 --> 00:32:20.677
It's the morning, dudes.

578
00:32:20.851 --> 00:32:22.462
Give them some time to wake up.

579
00:32:25.421 --> 00:32:27.902
Aw, there's our little baby.

580
00:32:28.076 --> 00:32:30.644
Hi, baby boy, they're so sweet.

581
00:32:30.818 --> 00:32:32.863
Yeah.

582
00:32:33.038 --> 00:32:34.169
Sweet, that's the noise
they make when they love you.

583
00:32:34.343 --> 00:32:36.258
Hi, little puppy
dog. See, guys, here.

584
00:32:37.694 --> 00:32:38.695
Oh, letting them out?

585
00:32:38.869 --> 00:32:40.480
See?

586
00:32:40.654 --> 00:32:42.395
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay,
all right.

587
00:32:44.223 --> 00:32:46.399
We call this one Spike, see?

588
00:32:48.792 --> 00:32:52.187
Hi, Spike, you want a, he's
a good boy, he's a good boy.

589
00:32:54.189 --> 00:32:56.496
See, he's nicer than I remember.

590
00:32:56.670 --> 00:32:58.889
Hi, Spikey, who's a good
boy, who's a good boy?

591
00:33:00.630 --> 00:33:01.980
Who's a good
homeless jungle dog?

592
00:33:05.896 --> 00:33:07.202
Oh, shit.

593
00:33:13.817 --> 00:33:15.776
He's just got his
ass eaten out by these-

594
00:33:16.777 --> 00:33:18.300
Shit.

595
00:33:30.660 --> 00:33:31.966
Go, go, go, go!

596
00:33:32.140 --> 00:33:33.228
We gotta get in,
we gotta get in.

597
00:33:33.402 --> 00:33:35.709
Oh, my god.

598
00:33:35.883 --> 00:33:37.015
He's gonna bust in.

599
00:33:37.189 --> 00:33:39.060
I'm done, I'm done, I'm out.

600
00:33:43.282 --> 00:33:44.587
Is that door gonna hold?

601
00:33:44.761 --> 00:33:46.546
Not much longer.

602
00:33:46.720 --> 00:33:47.242
Maybe we ought
to block the doors, guys.

603
00:33:47.416 --> 00:33:48.113
He's dead.

604
00:33:48.461 --> 00:33:49.766
Oh, shit.

605
00:33:51.159 --> 00:33:51.986
Do you hear them?

606
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:52.856
Oh, god, he's out there.

607
00:33:53.031 --> 00:33:54.902
He's out there somewhere.

608
00:33:55.076 --> 00:33:57.035
Yo, Farmer
Jay, be careful over there.

609
00:33:59.559 --> 00:34:01.474
It's a sanctuary and safari,
an adventure rolled into one.

610
00:34:01.648 --> 00:34:03.215
Hey, do
you see anything?

611
00:34:03.389 --> 00:34:04.738
Here,
dogs of every shape-

612
00:34:04.912 --> 00:34:05.695
Farmer Jay,
do you see something?

613
00:34:05.869 --> 00:34:07.610
No.

614
00:34:07.784 --> 00:34:09.525
Inviting you
to join them, join them-

615
00:34:09.699 --> 00:34:11.353
Is it locked?

616
00:34:13.529 --> 00:34:13.921
Stay right
there, stay right there.

617
00:34:14.095 --> 00:34:15.053
Oh, fuck.

618
00:34:15.227 --> 00:34:16.532
Come on.

619
00:34:16.706 --> 00:34:17.620
There's
nothing out there.

620
00:34:17.794 --> 00:34:19.187
You sure?

621
00:34:19.361 --> 00:34:21.276
Oh, shit, hmm mm.

622
00:34:22.930 --> 00:34:24.497
Oh!

623
00:34:25.672 --> 00:34:27.500
Oh, oh!

624
00:34:27.674 --> 00:34:29.284
Oh, shit.

625
00:34:29.458 --> 00:34:30.068
Collins, watch out!

626
00:34:30.242 --> 00:34:30.938
Violet, oh, my god.

627
00:34:34.115 --> 00:34:35.856
I got it, I got
it, I got it, hey.

628
00:34:39.599 --> 00:34:41.644
Collins, move.

629
00:34:46.388 --> 00:34:47.650
This one is for Vince,

630
00:34:47.824 --> 00:34:49.261
you motherfucker.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

631
00:34:49.435 --> 00:34:49.870
- What are you doing?
- Chill!

632
00:34:55.180 --> 00:34:56.311
Shit!

633
00:34:56.485 --> 00:34:57.747
Oh, shit!

634
00:34:57.921 --> 00:34:58.879
You motherfucker.

635
00:35:01.577 --> 00:35:03.666
Collins, Collins!

636
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:04.537
- Get the fuck off!
- Get him, get him!

637
00:35:04.711 --> 00:35:05.842
Get the fuck off me!

638
00:35:10.760 --> 00:35:12.588
Get
him, get him, get him,

639
00:35:12.762 --> 00:35:15.200
stupid motherfucker, go!

640
00:35:15.374 --> 00:35:16.549
Mason!

641
00:35:23.469 --> 00:35:24.122
Don't just
fucking stand there.

642
00:35:24.296 --> 00:35:26.559
Let's go, get out.

643
00:35:26.733 --> 00:35:28.256
Let's go, let's go, let's go!

644
00:35:28.430 --> 00:35:29.388
Let's go
to the wine cellar!

645
00:35:30.563 --> 00:35:32.565
Collins!

646
00:35:32.739 --> 00:35:33.696
Collins, get the fuck up!

647
00:35:34.784 --> 00:35:36.743
What the fuck?

648
00:35:36.917 --> 00:35:38.048
No, the dog's fucking
him, the dog's fucking him.

649
00:35:38.223 --> 00:35:39.267
I do not consent.

650
00:35:39.441 --> 00:35:40.660
Stop fucking my friend.

651
00:35:40.834 --> 00:35:43.924
Hang on, I have an idea.

652
00:35:44.098 --> 00:35:46.100
I have the fire extinguisher.

653
00:35:46.274 --> 00:35:47.884
Get ready for the
smoke show, bitch.

654
00:35:48.058 --> 00:35:49.277
Let's go!

655
00:35:59.374 --> 00:36:00.375
Hurry up!

656
00:36:00.549 --> 00:36:02.247
I'm trying to move fast.

657
00:36:02.421 --> 00:36:03.161
Come on, Collins.
- Hey, what's that?

658
00:36:03.335 --> 00:36:05.511
I don't even know what that was.

659
00:36:05.685 --> 00:36:06.729
Come on.

660
00:36:06.903 --> 00:36:07.948
What is this shit?

661
00:36:08.122 --> 00:36:09.515
Lean on me.

662
00:36:09.689 --> 00:36:10.516
Pretty good,
it's not that bad.

663
00:36:10.690 --> 00:36:11.473
Quick, we need
to sterilize it.

664
00:36:11.647 --> 00:36:13.171
Oh, my god.

665
00:36:13.345 --> 00:36:15.042
- Look, here, use this.
- Oh, you're bleeding.

666
00:36:15.216 --> 00:36:18.045
We gotta Hawk Tuah
sanitize that thing.

667
00:36:20.352 --> 00:36:21.744
Shit, I'm helping.

668
00:36:21.918 --> 00:36:23.877
No time for niceties, bro.

669
00:36:24.051 --> 00:36:25.922
Anybody got a
rag or a shirt or something?

670
00:36:26.096 --> 00:36:26.836
Here, take this.

671
00:36:27.010 --> 00:36:28.621
Thanks.

672
00:36:28.795 --> 00:36:30.536
So Thalia's the only person

673
00:36:30.710 --> 00:36:31.885
that got connection with
the outside world, right?

674
00:36:32.059 --> 00:36:33.626
So we ought to
holler at her and see

675
00:36:33.800 --> 00:36:35.062
if she can get in touch
with the Navy SEALs,

676
00:36:35.236 --> 00:36:36.498
or Seal the singer,

677
00:36:36.672 --> 00:36:38.108
somebody to help us get
the fuck up out of here.

678
00:36:38.283 --> 00:36:39.414
Does that hurt?

679
00:36:39.588 --> 00:36:40.546
But how are we
gonna get to her, bro?

680
00:36:42.200 --> 00:36:43.810
Hey, window.

681
00:36:48.249 --> 00:36:51.513
Great idea, but we're
gonna need some weapons

682
00:36:51.687 --> 00:36:53.472
or something to fight them.
- True.

683
00:36:56.344 --> 00:36:59.782
You know what, yeah, this
nine iron would do real good.

684
00:36:59.956 --> 00:37:01.436
Pow, bitch.

685
00:37:03.221 --> 00:37:03.917
Oh, my god.

686
00:37:04.091 --> 00:37:05.179
Mason.

687
00:37:05.353 --> 00:37:06.441
What's wrong with you?

688
00:37:06.615 --> 00:37:08.574
- What the fuck, man?
- Here.

689
00:37:10.837 --> 00:37:12.491
Give me that shit.

690
00:37:12.665 --> 00:37:15.145
This some Secret Santa shit?

691
00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:16.886
Man, your ass is crazy.

692
00:37:17.060 --> 00:37:19.672
Come on, man, hoist me up here

693
00:37:19.846 --> 00:37:22.022
so I can see if I can
get a lay of the land.

694
00:37:22.196 --> 00:37:22.936
Okay, all right.

695
00:37:23.110 --> 00:37:23.850
Come on.

696
00:37:25.504 --> 00:37:26.896
Yeah, what do you see?

697
00:37:27.070 --> 00:37:28.463
All right, hold on.

698
00:37:28.637 --> 00:37:30.509
You see anything?

699
00:37:35.296 --> 00:37:37.603
Shit, you're fucking heavy, bro.

700
00:37:37.777 --> 00:37:38.908
What do you see?

701
00:37:39.082 --> 00:37:39.822
Oh, careful.

702
00:37:39.996 --> 00:37:41.041
Come on.

703
00:37:41.215 --> 00:37:42.477
You got it?

704
00:37:42.651 --> 00:37:43.478
- Bro.
- You need some help?

705
00:37:43.652 --> 00:37:45.611
Guys, keep it down.

706
00:37:45.785 --> 00:37:46.351
'Cause you ain't
light, bro, what do you see?

707
00:37:48.527 --> 00:37:49.049
What's
going on, you see anything?

708
00:37:49.223 --> 00:37:50.268
Keep it down.

709
00:37:50.442 --> 00:37:51.181
You see anything?

710
00:37:57.884 --> 00:38:00.321
Hey, big fella.

711
00:38:04.238 --> 00:38:04.847
How you doing?

712
00:38:07.241 --> 00:38:08.111
Easy, bitch.

713
00:38:10.897 --> 00:38:13.378
Ahhh!

714
00:38:16.685 --> 00:38:17.817
What the
hell is going on up there

715
00:38:17.991 --> 00:38:19.079
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Are you good?

716
00:38:19.253 --> 00:38:20.559
I didn't mean to do it, oh.

717
00:38:23.083 --> 00:38:25.172
Oh, shit, oh, no, oh,
no, oh, no, no, no.

718
00:38:25.346 --> 00:38:26.913
Reel me in, reel me in.

719
00:38:27.087 --> 00:38:27.653
Come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, everyone.

720
00:38:27.827 --> 00:38:29.568
Come on, pull me, pull.

721
00:38:29.742 --> 00:38:30.917
Oh, no, no, no, no.

722
00:38:31.091 --> 00:38:32.179
Oh, no, no, no!

723
00:38:32.353 --> 00:38:33.180
Oh, shit.

724
00:38:35.008 --> 00:38:36.662
Sorry, buddy.

725
00:38:36.836 --> 00:38:37.532
It almost bit
my goddamn face off

726
00:38:37.706 --> 00:38:39.186
It's all right, get up.

727
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:40.143
- You good?
- You're good, you're good.
- Fuck.

728
00:38:40.318 --> 00:38:41.362
That was stupid.

729
00:38:41.536 --> 00:38:42.276
It's a
wild one out there

730
00:38:42.450 --> 00:38:43.973
patrolling the perimeter.

731
00:38:44.147 --> 00:38:45.323
How far is
it to Thalia's from here?

732
00:38:45.497 --> 00:38:46.193
What, you think
you're gonna outrun a dog?

733
00:38:46.367 --> 00:38:47.368
Guys, I'll go.

734
00:38:47.542 --> 00:38:48.369
Yeah, good one.

735
00:38:49.065 --> 00:38:50.589
Actually, I can go with her.

736
00:38:50.763 --> 00:38:52.112
Sure you can, dude.

737
00:38:52.286 --> 00:38:54.201
Yeah, me too, I can move fast.

738
00:38:57.422 --> 00:38:58.031
All right, look, we're
gonna have to, like,

739
00:38:58.205 --> 00:38:59.424
run interference, okay?

740
00:38:59.598 --> 00:39:01.251
I'll set up a distraction,

741
00:39:01.426 --> 00:39:04.472
and that way you'd be able
to move around them.

742
00:39:04.646 --> 00:39:06.344
You gonna be okay

743
00:39:06.518 --> 00:39:07.127
back there, buddy?
- Hang on, I have an idea.

744
00:39:07.301 --> 00:39:08.433
We need a distraction.

745
00:39:12.393 --> 00:39:14.090
What the fuck is this?

746
00:39:16.223 --> 00:39:18.051
Oh, shit, all right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

747
00:39:18.225 --> 00:39:20.358
I see what this is.

748
00:39:20.532 --> 00:39:21.881
Mm-hmm.

749
00:39:24.971 --> 00:39:26.668
Why do you get "Game of
Thrones" wine bottle bandolier

750
00:39:26.842 --> 00:39:28.670
and I'm stuck milking Pikachu?

751
00:39:28.844 --> 00:39:31.934
Just make sure you don't do
it in the fucking house, man.

752
00:39:32.108 --> 00:39:33.893
I know, I know, I'm
not a fucking idiot.

753
00:39:34.067 --> 00:39:37.462
The jury's still deliberating
on that one, playboy.

754
00:39:46.775 --> 00:39:48.473
Oh, shit, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

755
00:39:50.213 --> 00:39:51.824
Fuck, that hurts, my ankle.

756
00:39:53.869 --> 00:39:54.435
Just sit down.

757
00:39:56.089 --> 00:39:57.960
No, it's, my ankle's fucked.

758
00:39:58.134 --> 00:40:00.180
Here, I'll just hold it
down here and you go.

759
00:40:00.354 --> 00:40:01.311
Just come back for me.

760
00:40:04.097 --> 00:40:06.708
- Okay, okay.
- All right.

761
00:40:06.882 --> 00:40:08.275
I swear to god, bro, I'm out.

762
00:40:08.449 --> 00:40:09.972
As soon as I get out of here,

763
00:40:10.146 --> 00:40:11.974
I'm getting a one way
flight, I don't give a shit-

764
00:40:12.148 --> 00:40:13.193
Shut your ass up.

765
00:40:13.367 --> 00:40:14.107
Man, you shut the fuck up.

766
00:40:15.369 --> 00:40:16.109
What?

767
00:40:16.283 --> 00:40:16.805
Oh, oh.

768
00:40:19.286 --> 00:40:20.026
Go, go.

769
00:40:22.637 --> 00:40:23.986
Hurry up, stupid.

770
00:40:38.087 --> 00:40:39.524
I think he saw me.

771
00:40:44.180 --> 00:40:45.312
Get down.

772
00:41:02.460 --> 00:41:03.504
Oh, fuck.

773
00:41:03.678 --> 00:41:04.723
Fuck.

774
00:41:06.507 --> 00:41:09.379
Psst, go, go, go, come on.

775
00:41:12.905 --> 00:41:15.734
Fuck, be quiet, fuck.

776
00:41:25.221 --> 00:41:27.180
Go, go, run!

777
00:41:29.704 --> 00:41:31.140
Quick, we gotta hide!

778
00:41:34.100 --> 00:41:35.144
Oh, my god.

779
00:42:26.369 --> 00:42:28.633
Well, if you want to
catch the eye of the dog,

780
00:42:28.807 --> 00:42:30.722
you gotta give them a
performance they can't ignore.

781
00:42:30.896 --> 00:42:31.374
What are you talking about?

782
00:42:36.379 --> 00:42:38.686
All right, all right.
♪ You are here now ♪

783
00:42:38.860 --> 00:42:40.079
♪ I just want you more ♪

784
00:42:40.253 --> 00:42:42.864
♪ Right here on the floor ♪

785
00:42:43.038 --> 00:42:44.605
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

786
00:42:51.569 --> 00:42:53.353
♪ Hey, hey ♪

787
00:42:53.527 --> 00:42:54.484
I gotta hook you up
with my boy, Giuseppe, yo.

788
00:42:54.659 --> 00:42:55.877
Nah, I'm cool.

789
00:42:56.051 --> 00:42:56.922
Are you sure?

790
00:42:57.096 --> 00:42:58.097
He cooks in the lab.

791
00:42:58.271 --> 00:42:59.794
This shit ain't working.

792
00:43:04.886 --> 00:43:05.800
Oh, shit.

793
00:43:11.676 --> 00:43:12.372
Hey, I got something
for your ass-

794
00:43:12.546 --> 00:43:13.634
Abort, abort!

795
00:43:16.332 --> 00:43:17.595
Eat this, eat this.

796
00:43:19.248 --> 00:43:21.860
Oh, shit.

797
00:43:30.477 --> 00:43:31.696
Bingo.

798
00:43:33.349 --> 00:43:35.047
Let's go, get
to the cell tower!

799
00:43:46.580 --> 00:43:47.450
Ugh.

800
00:43:48.843 --> 00:43:51.759
Oh, that smell.

801
00:44:08.167 --> 00:44:09.081
Oh.

802
00:44:09.255 --> 00:44:12.214
Oh, oh, thank god.

803
00:44:12.388 --> 00:44:14.652
Okay, don't get closer to it.

804
00:44:14.826 --> 00:44:16.871
Oh, he's so cute.

805
00:44:17.045 --> 00:44:19.352
That innocence has
an expiration date.

806
00:44:21.180 --> 00:44:22.616
I could totally be its, like,

807
00:44:22.790 --> 00:44:23.443
rehabilitation
coach or something.

808
00:44:27.273 --> 00:44:28.666
Oh, God, God, get
it off, get it off!

809
00:44:28.840 --> 00:44:29.710
Oh, my God.

810
00:44:31.843 --> 00:44:33.366
Kick it, kick it, kick it!

811
00:44:38.414 --> 00:44:39.589
Oh, shit, I just
kicked a puppy.

812
00:44:47.772 --> 00:44:48.686
Huh.

813
00:44:56.650 --> 00:44:58.217
Okay, what's the rule of
the wild here, play dead?

814
00:44:58.391 --> 00:44:59.958
Okay.

815
00:45:00.132 --> 00:45:02.351
Very slow, back away.

816
00:45:05.572 --> 00:45:07.095
Hey, big fella.

817
00:45:08.314 --> 00:45:09.271
Hey.

818
00:45:09.445 --> 00:45:10.795
Oh, easy.

819
00:45:12.753 --> 00:45:17.105
Easy.

820
00:45:17.279 --> 00:45:19.629
Okay, let's just let
him go where he wants to go.

821
00:45:19.804 --> 00:45:20.979
Can dogs push buttons?

822
00:45:23.633 --> 00:45:25.287
Bitch, please.

823
00:45:25.461 --> 00:45:27.246
You can train them
to do a lot of things.

824
00:45:27.420 --> 00:45:28.726
Oh.

825
00:45:28.900 --> 00:45:30.118
Run!

826
00:46:15.294 --> 00:46:19.515
Come on, bro, come on, run!

827
00:46:19.689 --> 00:46:22.649
Great shot, fuck, they're on
their way, let's go, hurry up!

828
00:46:22.823 --> 00:46:23.911
All right, all right.

829
00:46:24.085 --> 00:46:25.304
I don't got no more weapons.

830
00:46:27.393 --> 00:46:29.003
Faster, faster, they're
on my ass, come on,

831
00:46:29.177 --> 00:46:30.788
come on, move your feet.
- All right.

832
00:46:30.962 --> 00:46:32.528
Should throw, throw something
at them, do something.

833
00:46:32.702 --> 00:46:34.269
You got anything, huh?

834
00:46:39.666 --> 00:46:41.146
You got those big-ass
arms, just use them.

835
00:46:41.320 --> 00:46:44.453
Get off me, right,
come on, get your.

836
00:46:49.197 --> 00:46:50.982
Okay, okay.

837
00:46:54.681 --> 00:46:56.335
Do you want a treat?

838
00:46:56.509 --> 00:46:57.945
Oh, does my little
baby want a treat?

839
00:46:58.119 --> 00:47:00.252
Oh, I'll give you
some nice, yeah.

840
00:47:00.426 --> 00:47:02.863
Oh, who's a sparkly
boy?

841
00:47:06.301 --> 00:47:07.302
Oh, you want to be brushed?

842
00:47:07.476 --> 00:47:08.782
Oh, you want butt
scratches there?

843
00:47:08.956 --> 00:47:09.783
Oh, I'll give you
some, oh, woof.

844
00:47:09.957 --> 00:47:11.132
Woof, woof, woof, woof.

845
00:47:11.306 --> 00:47:13.700
You want sparkle, sparkle.

846
00:47:13.874 --> 00:47:15.920
Oh, you're so happy.

847
00:47:16.094 --> 00:47:17.182
Holy horse-dick.

848
00:47:18.661 --> 00:47:19.532
- Hello.
- What's us.

849
00:47:20.925 --> 00:47:21.534
Wait,
guys, where's Vince?

850
00:47:25.973 --> 00:47:28.933
Jesus.

851
00:47:31.022 --> 00:47:35.548
Spike just went full-on
Hannibal Lecter on Vince.

852
00:47:35.722 --> 00:47:38.768
Yeah, well, yo, you're yanking
my chain right now, right?

853
00:47:38.943 --> 00:47:40.945
This is, like, some
straight-up chain yankage.

854
00:47:41.119 --> 00:47:43.817
Just swing back,
come on, I got you.

855
00:47:43.991 --> 00:47:45.427
Come on, yes, yes.

856
00:47:45.601 --> 00:47:46.733
All right.

857
00:47:51.520 --> 00:47:53.087
Oh, fuck.

858
00:47:53.261 --> 00:47:54.959
You're the only
one with a connection

859
00:47:55.133 --> 00:47:56.308
to the outside world, so you
need to just stop playing

860
00:47:56.482 --> 00:47:58.223
and call someone,
like, now, please.

861
00:47:58.397 --> 00:48:00.094
Dudes, dudes, this is,
like, typical Vince shit.

862
00:48:02.270 --> 00:48:04.751
Oh, fuck dystopia, I
gotta get back on the phone.

863
00:48:04.925 --> 00:48:08.624
Same, I need to get
back to my phone, bro.

864
00:48:08.798 --> 00:48:10.713
What are we gonna do about them?

865
00:48:13.586 --> 00:48:15.327
Watch, watch, watch.

866
00:48:15.501 --> 00:48:18.417
Yo, Vince, dude,
nice try.

867
00:48:19.635 --> 00:48:20.941
Any bright ideas now?

868
00:48:24.379 --> 00:48:24.945
Yeah.

869
00:48:29.819 --> 00:48:31.996
This is so classic,
man, this is so-

870
00:48:32.170 --> 00:48:33.301
Yeah.

871
00:48:34.563 --> 00:48:35.347
Hyah!

872
00:48:35.651 --> 00:48:36.348
Eat it.

873
00:48:36.522 --> 00:48:38.219
Got his ass.

874
00:48:38.393 --> 00:48:39.786
This is, like, some
next-level shit, dog.

875
00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:41.527
It's working, it's working.

876
00:48:44.660 --> 00:48:45.270
Where'd they go?

877
00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:48.795
Are you scoping 'em?

878
00:48:48.969 --> 00:48:50.666
Bro?

879
00:48:50.840 --> 00:48:52.799
Sweet Jesus.

880
00:48:55.280 --> 00:48:56.803
It's straight up not
in the rule book, fam.

881
00:48:56.977 --> 00:48:58.936
Collins is in the wine
cellar and he's hurt.

882
00:48:59.110 --> 00:49:00.720
You have to call
the helicopter now.

883
00:49:00.894 --> 00:49:02.635
Fucking call someone.

884
00:49:18.564 --> 00:49:19.391
Shit.

885
00:49:24.309 --> 00:49:25.963
Bro, bro, this fucking
thing is moving.

886
00:49:26.137 --> 00:49:27.312
Fine, I'll make the call.

887
00:49:28.704 --> 00:49:30.750
Oh, shit, man, great timing.

888
00:49:30.924 --> 00:49:33.231
I think I have to reset my
network settings or some shit.

889
00:49:37.061 --> 00:49:37.887
Oh, shit,
oh, no, no, no.

890
00:49:38.062 --> 00:49:38.888
Be still, be still.

891
00:49:39.063 --> 00:49:40.107
Fuck this.

892
00:49:40.281 --> 00:49:42.892
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

893
00:49:43.067 --> 00:49:44.807
Buckle up, buttercup.

894
00:49:45.678 --> 00:49:46.461
What you doing?

895
00:49:46.635 --> 00:49:47.332
Bitch.

896
00:49:47.506 --> 00:49:48.420
Whoa!

897
00:49:50.074 --> 00:49:51.466
Oh, yeah, I don't think

898
00:49:51.640 --> 00:49:53.555
the network settings
is the problem.

899
00:49:55.818 --> 00:49:58.169
Mason and Big
Farmer Jay boned us.

900
00:49:58.343 --> 00:49:59.692
Dude,
that's vandalism.

901
00:49:59.866 --> 00:50:02.129
What idiots climb
up a cellphone tower?

902
00:50:02.303 --> 00:50:04.697
Someone with a death
wish, that's who.

903
00:50:04.871 --> 00:50:07.134
It's fucking on time.

904
00:50:07.308 --> 00:50:10.137
Get fried, you little fuckers!

905
00:50:15.273 --> 00:50:17.840
Ah, that's right.

906
00:50:18.015 --> 00:50:19.886
Hold on.

907
00:50:20.060 --> 00:50:21.018
We gotta help them.

908
00:50:23.324 --> 00:50:24.586
What's that?

909
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:25.587
Flare gun, baby.

910
00:50:32.507 --> 00:50:34.292
Either we scare them
off or we light 'em up.

911
00:50:34.466 --> 00:50:35.380
Either way, it's a win win.

912
00:50:41.995 --> 00:50:44.041
It's about to be lit.

913
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:48.871
A flare, seriously?

914
00:50:54.094 --> 00:50:56.966
Eh, oh, well, it's a
little fail city over here.

915
00:50:57.141 --> 00:50:59.404
What's next, a
strongly-worded letter?

916
00:50:59.578 --> 00:51:01.362
What the fuck?

917
00:51:01.536 --> 00:51:03.930
I think I just gotta,
like, aim a little higher.

918
00:51:05.018 --> 00:51:07.281
It's physics?

919
00:51:07.455 --> 00:51:08.978
Yeah, sure.

920
00:51:09.153 --> 00:51:13.331
Yeah, it's,
like, some physics.

921
00:51:13.505 --> 00:51:15.420
This is it, all
right, here we go.

922
00:51:25.299 --> 00:51:26.996
Oh.
- Oh, shit!

923
00:51:27.171 --> 00:51:28.520
Oh!

924
00:51:31.784 --> 00:51:34.830
Not the kind of fire we
were looking for, man.

925
00:51:35.004 --> 00:51:37.746
Maybe I overshot that one.

926
00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:38.965
Yeah.

927
00:51:39.139 --> 00:51:40.836
Yeah, I think astronomically.

928
00:51:41.010 --> 00:51:43.317
At least we got rid
of those dogs, bro.

929
00:51:46.146 --> 00:51:46.886
Oh, we're going down.

930
00:51:47.060 --> 00:51:48.148
Holy shit!

931
00:51:49.367 --> 00:51:50.150
No!

932
00:51:50.324 --> 00:51:51.804
Oh, no!

933
00:51:54.633 --> 00:51:56.461
Oh!

934
00:51:56.635 --> 00:51:57.984
Do you think I killed them?

935
00:51:58.158 --> 00:52:00.421
Yeah, that- that
seems probable.

936
00:52:00.595 --> 00:52:02.641
Oh, shit, where are
we supposed to go?

937
00:52:02.815 --> 00:52:05.078
It's swim time,
bro, do or die.

938
00:52:05.252 --> 00:52:05.948
You out your
motherfucking mind.

939
00:52:06.123 --> 00:52:07.994
I'm not jumping off that.

940
00:52:08.168 --> 00:52:09.474
The drop's not even bad.

941
00:52:09.648 --> 00:52:10.605
We just need to
lead ourselves off

942
00:52:10.779 --> 00:52:12.259
with a head start, come on.

943
00:52:12.433 --> 00:52:13.565
When I die, I'm
gonna come back

944
00:52:13.739 --> 00:52:15.523
and I'm gonna whoop your ass.

945
00:52:15.697 --> 00:52:17.960
Okay, I'm, like, 65% sure
this isn't even suicide.

946
00:52:18.135 --> 00:52:19.484
You got this.

947
00:52:19.658 --> 00:52:20.659
Listen, I'm gonna
whoop your ass!

948
00:52:20.833 --> 00:52:22.182
I'm gonna whoop your ass!

949
00:52:22.356 --> 00:52:23.444
Wait, what?

950
00:52:23.618 --> 00:52:24.445
- Oh, yay.
- Nice.

951
00:52:24.619 --> 00:52:25.577
Well done, boys.

952
00:52:25.751 --> 00:52:26.491
Oh, whoa.

953
00:52:29.233 --> 00:52:30.190
I don't got this.

954
00:52:30.364 --> 00:52:31.713
Bro.

955
00:52:31.887 --> 00:52:32.584
- I don't want to do it.
- Bro, your leg!

956
00:52:32.758 --> 00:52:34.151
What?

957
00:52:34.325 --> 00:52:35.282
Your fucking leg is on fire.

958
00:52:37.850 --> 00:52:39.373
Whoa.

959
00:52:39.547 --> 00:52:40.635
Oh, and he just
jumped.

960
00:52:40.809 --> 00:52:42.202
- Oh, maybe dead again.
- Oh, shit.

961
00:52:45.336 --> 00:52:48.600
Oh, oh, oh, shit.

962
00:52:48.774 --> 00:52:52.517
I nailed that
shit, son.

963
00:52:52.691 --> 00:52:55.389
Come on, man, enough
thinking and more jumping!

964
00:53:10.230 --> 00:53:11.013
Come on.

965
00:53:11.188 --> 00:53:12.232
I got you-

966
00:53:12.406 --> 00:53:14.408
Stop splashing on me, bro.

967
00:53:14.582 --> 00:53:17.542
I gotta move my legs.
- Yeah.

968
00:53:17.716 --> 00:53:18.978
All right, as soon
as they hit the deck,

969
00:53:19.152 --> 00:53:20.893
we out, zero dilly dally.

970
00:53:21.067 --> 00:53:22.851
Hold up, we gotta
go back for Collins.

971
00:53:24.157 --> 00:53:25.854
Oh, shit.

972
00:53:26.028 --> 00:53:29.118
I mean, yeah, I, my brain, I.

973
00:53:29.293 --> 00:53:31.425
Hey, how fucking high are you?

974
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:35.647
Hey, dude, you know what,
dude, slow your fucking roll-

975
00:53:35.821 --> 00:53:38.998
Hey, Thalia, what's
up, you pyromaniac?

976
00:53:39.172 --> 00:53:41.740
You know what's not up,
dude, my damn data tower.

977
00:53:41.914 --> 00:53:44.003
That's what's not up, so
calling for that helicopter,

978
00:53:44.177 --> 00:53:45.483
not happening now, man.

979
00:53:45.657 --> 00:53:47.354
Yo, are you for
real right now?

980
00:53:47.528 --> 00:53:49.878
You've got no bat phone,

981
00:53:50.052 --> 00:53:52.403
no old-school hand
radio tucked away?

982
00:53:52.577 --> 00:53:53.752
No, bro, everything
ran through

983
00:53:53.926 --> 00:53:56.233
that one glorious data tower.

984
00:53:56.407 --> 00:53:57.886
Okay, well, if
you have an antenna,

985
00:53:58.060 --> 00:54:00.106
a bidirectional amplifier,
and some RF cables,

986
00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:02.674
I can whip up something that
might do the trick,

987
00:54:02.848 --> 00:54:04.806
but do you got any of
that, like, stashed away?

988
00:54:04.980 --> 00:54:06.591
It's not, like, I
for sure don't have any

989
00:54:06.765 --> 00:54:09.333
of that stuff stashed
away anywhere.

990
00:54:09.507 --> 00:54:10.899
No, the only way out
of here is gonna be

991
00:54:11.073 --> 00:54:11.900
through the Vincetopia
party barge-

992
00:54:12.074 --> 00:54:13.685
What, where?

993
00:54:13.859 --> 00:54:15.208
What the bummer is
is that it's, like,

994
00:54:15.382 --> 00:54:16.601
way on the other
side of the island.

995
00:54:16.775 --> 00:54:17.950
Yeah, there's a
bunch of hell hounds

996
00:54:18.124 --> 00:54:19.778
between here and there.

997
00:54:19.952 --> 00:54:22.389
Nothing to it but
to do it, am I right?

998
00:54:22.563 --> 00:54:24.913
Whoa, hey, you guys
are forgetting something.

999
00:54:25.087 --> 00:54:28.830
Okay, first we have to get
Collins out of the cellar.

1000
00:54:29.004 --> 00:54:31.050
Oh, shit.

1001
00:54:33.008 --> 00:54:33.835
Okay, okay, the bummer
is that the cellar

1002
00:54:34.009 --> 00:54:35.054
and the boat, they're in, like,

1003
00:54:35.228 --> 00:54:36.838
two totally opposite directions.

1004
00:54:37.012 --> 00:54:38.362
True, true.

1005
00:54:38.536 --> 00:54:40.625
Hey, tough break
about your bro.

1006
00:54:40.799 --> 00:54:43.671
But chances are he's
already dog meat.

1007
00:54:43.845 --> 00:54:46.326
Let's cut our
losses and fuck off.

1008
00:54:46.500 --> 00:54:49.024
Please do fuck off, Mason.

1009
00:54:49.198 --> 00:54:51.810
I am not leaving
without my brother.

1010
00:54:51.984 --> 00:54:54.073
Go ahead, we're
out like trout.

1011
00:54:54.247 --> 00:54:55.770
Thalia, give me the key.

1012
00:54:55.944 --> 00:54:58.164
No, man, that's not very cool.

1013
00:54:58.338 --> 00:54:59.774
And by the way, you don't
even know where the boat is,

1014
00:54:59.948 --> 00:55:02.211
so super great
plan, bro, really.

1015
00:55:02.386 --> 00:55:05.519
Okay, well, what if we
head back to the mainland,

1016
00:55:05.693 --> 00:55:09.044
grab a posse, and make a
triumphant return for Collins?

1017
00:55:09.218 --> 00:55:12.874
Yes, that, so Thalia, the key.

1018
00:55:13.048 --> 00:55:14.223
You don't
have to listen to him.

1019
00:55:14.398 --> 00:55:16.443
Don't be an asshole.

1020
00:55:16.617 --> 00:55:18.140
I'll give you a few Bitcoin
for your troubles, huh?

1021
00:55:18.315 --> 00:55:20.273
Oh, you a scammer.

1022
00:55:20.447 --> 00:55:23.058
No, no, you can't slap a
price tag on my conscience, bro.

1023
00:55:23.232 --> 00:55:24.843
Y'all need to stop
fucking arguing.

1024
00:55:25.017 --> 00:55:26.105
This is what we fucking do.

1025
00:55:26.279 --> 00:55:27.889
Violet and I, we rolling out.

1026
00:55:28.063 --> 00:55:29.717
The rest of y'all just
hold down the fort

1027
00:55:29.891 --> 00:55:32.111
'til we get back here
with Collins, all right?

1028
00:55:34.200 --> 00:55:35.549
Like some chick's gonna
hold me back anyway?

1029
00:55:35.723 --> 00:55:36.811
I'm getting the
fuck out of here.

1030
00:55:36.985 --> 00:55:37.769
Are you fucking kidding me?

1031
00:55:37.943 --> 00:55:39.292
Prick.

1032
00:55:39.466 --> 00:55:40.598
Well, I'll stay here with Thalia

1033
00:55:40.772 --> 00:55:42.469
and keep an eye on that asshole.

1034
00:55:42.643 --> 00:55:44.079
Okay, and there's a
golf cart in the shed,

1035
00:55:44.253 --> 00:55:46.081
so you should be able to
haul Collins back with it.

1036
00:55:46.255 --> 00:55:48.170
Perfect, let's get this
shit show on the road

1037
00:55:48.345 --> 00:55:50.782
while them damn canines out
there still licking they balls.

1038
00:55:52.087 --> 00:55:52.697
Hey.

1039
00:55:54.394 --> 00:55:56.048
Don't die and shit.

1040
00:55:56.222 --> 00:55:56.788
You too.

1041
00:55:59.268 --> 00:56:01.009
I'll be upstairs.

1042
00:56:01.183 --> 00:56:03.490
Keep the energy contained
down here, assholes.

1043
00:56:03.664 --> 00:56:05.753
- Whoa.
- Oh, my god.

1044
00:56:05.927 --> 00:56:06.450
What the fuck is your problem?
- I bet your dick is so big.

1045
00:56:06.624 --> 00:56:07.494
Fucking huge.

1046
00:56:07.668 --> 00:56:08.582
Bye.

1047
00:56:12.020 --> 00:56:13.674
Oh, he dead, dead.

1048
00:56:16.982 --> 00:56:18.026
My sister's
gonna be so mad.

1049
00:56:18.200 --> 00:56:19.941
She's gonna have my ass.

1050
00:56:20.115 --> 00:56:21.813
I mean, she's just gonna
go fucking nuclear, dude.

1051
00:56:21.987 --> 00:56:23.902
The universe dealt
us a shitty hand,

1052
00:56:24.076 --> 00:56:25.686
but you didn't shuffle the deck.

1053
00:56:25.860 --> 00:56:27.166
Vince's death is not
on you, all right?

1054
00:56:27.340 --> 00:56:28.602
She specifically warned me not

1055
00:56:28.776 --> 00:56:29.821
to come looking for this place.

1056
00:56:34.826 --> 00:56:36.175
Once the media gets
a whiff of this,

1057
00:56:36.349 --> 00:56:38.177
it's gonna be paparazzi 24/7.

1058
00:56:38.351 --> 00:56:39.918
It's just gonna
be, like, a total-

1059
00:56:40.092 --> 00:56:41.572
Yeah, I- I think
you're catastrophizing.

1060
00:56:41.746 --> 00:56:43.051
I don't think the
media is gonna be-

1061
00:56:43.225 --> 00:56:46.098
I'm not, it's, my
sister's Hayden Hearst.

1062
00:56:50.363 --> 00:56:53.148
Like, tabloid dynamite,
Hayden fucking Hearst.

1063
00:56:55.803 --> 00:56:56.413
Come
on, hurry up, kids.

1064
00:56:56.587 --> 00:56:58.371
Thank you.

1065
00:56:58.545 --> 00:56:59.241
Here you are,
you caffeinated majesty

1066
00:56:59.416 --> 00:57:00.634
Oh, thank you.

1067
00:57:00.808 --> 00:57:02.157
Hey, Hayden.

1068
00:57:02.331 --> 00:57:03.681
Can this wait,
we're about to roll.

1069
00:57:03.855 --> 00:57:07.206
I really think
you should see this.

1070
00:57:07.380 --> 00:57:08.425
Spike just, like,
leaps on him, right,

1071
00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:09.338
starts ripping on him-

1072
00:57:09.513 --> 00:57:10.383
Good God, Thalia.

1073
00:57:11.602 --> 00:57:12.951
He just goes, like, Hannibal
Lecter on his ass.

1074
00:57:13.255 --> 00:57:13.778
What, is that a prank?

1075
00:57:15.257 --> 00:57:17.303
I don't think so.

1076
00:57:17.477 --> 00:57:18.086
Ms. Hearst,
we're ready for you on set.

1077
00:57:18.260 --> 00:57:20.611
Be right there!

1078
00:57:20.785 --> 00:57:22.439
So he's still
in the basement?

1079
00:57:22.613 --> 00:57:24.179
Was that
blood here before?

1080
00:57:24.353 --> 00:57:25.616
No, that's fresh.

1081
00:57:27.269 --> 00:57:28.445
Collins, you down there?

1082
00:57:32.274 --> 00:57:33.406
Oh, shit.

1083
00:57:33.580 --> 00:57:34.886
Well, he gone now.

1084
00:57:55.167 --> 00:57:55.733
Collins?

1085
00:58:00.128 --> 00:58:01.260
Oh, hey, sis.

1086
00:58:02.522 --> 00:58:05.743
Farmer Jay, hello.

1087
00:58:05.917 --> 00:58:08.572
Do you guys have
the wifi password?

1088
00:58:09.877 --> 00:58:11.488
I sure do not.

1089
00:58:11.662 --> 00:58:14.273
This is just some
overcooked Insta-fuckery

1090
00:58:14.447 --> 00:58:17.189
to sell a new line of Vince
Ventura's Scooby Snacks,

1091
00:58:17.363 --> 00:58:19.452
or some other nonsense.

1092
00:58:19.626 --> 00:58:21.280
I know, but this is
where the video cuts off.

1093
00:58:21.454 --> 00:58:23.238
Ah.

1094
00:58:23.412 --> 00:58:25.371
Only ones with the-

1095
00:58:25.545 --> 00:58:27.329
Apparently Vince invited
a bunch of content creators

1096
00:58:27.504 --> 00:58:29.984
to an island, I don't know
what they were doing there.

1097
00:58:30.158 --> 00:58:33.248
I do, dammit, Thalia.

1098
00:58:33.422 --> 00:58:37.165
Here you go, here they are.

1099
00:58:37.339 --> 00:58:38.993
What are you doing with
the doggy downers, buddy?

1100
00:58:39.167 --> 00:58:40.560
I'm just starving.

1101
00:58:40.734 --> 00:58:42.301
Yeah, what are you taking?

1102
00:58:42.475 --> 00:58:45.173
Hey, hey, Collins,
what are you taking?

1103
00:58:45.347 --> 00:58:46.871
We have to go.
- A little bit of this

1104
00:58:47.045 --> 00:58:47.785
and a little bit of that.
- We have to go.

1105
00:58:47.959 --> 00:58:49.090
If you keep munching on that,

1106
00:58:49.264 --> 00:58:50.962
then we're gonna
be here forever.

1107
00:58:51.136 --> 00:58:52.267
Come on, we cannot be
late, we're gonna be,

1108
00:58:52.441 --> 00:58:53.225
we're gonna be late.
- Farmer Jay.

1109
00:58:53.399 --> 00:58:54.443
Hey, buddy, hey-

1110
00:58:54.618 --> 00:58:55.401
We're gonna be late for what?

1111
00:58:55.575 --> 00:58:56.663
The boat party.

1112
00:58:56.837 --> 00:58:57.621
- I love parties.
- Yeah.

1113
00:58:57.795 --> 00:58:58.839
There's a rumor that Vince,

1114
00:58:59.013 --> 00:59:01.973
he might not be living anymore.

1115
00:59:02.147 --> 00:59:03.757
You say not living
anymore, as in?

1116
00:59:03.931 --> 00:59:05.629
Among the living now.

1117
00:59:07.935 --> 00:59:09.415
Like, dead?

1118
00:59:09.589 --> 00:59:10.895
Have you called Thalia?

1119
00:59:11.069 --> 00:59:12.505
Call Thalia.
- I tried calling,

1120
00:59:12.679 --> 00:59:13.332
but it went straight
to voicemail.

1121
00:59:14.376 --> 00:59:15.334
Fuck me.

1122
00:59:24.648 --> 00:59:26.127
Hayden told me
about her crazy experience

1123
00:59:26.301 --> 00:59:28.173
on "The Breed," and.

1124
00:59:28.347 --> 00:59:30.088
I can't believe Hayden
fucking Hearst is your sister.

1125
00:59:30.262 --> 00:59:32.699
Ugh, she's just, like,
the epitome of badass.

1126
00:59:32.873 --> 00:59:34.527
Sorry, I'm, like,
a nervous talker.

1127
00:59:34.701 --> 00:59:35.920
It's okay, we all
have our quirks,

1128
00:59:36.094 --> 00:59:37.791
you know, mine is
chronic anxiety.

1129
00:59:39.445 --> 00:59:40.794
All right, assholes.

1130
00:59:43.841 --> 00:59:44.842
The time is up.

1131
00:59:45.016 --> 00:59:45.843
- Bro.
- Geez.

1132
00:59:46.017 --> 00:59:48.149
Let's roll.

1133
00:59:48.323 --> 00:59:49.847
Bro, you've been hitting the
sauce there pretty hard, huh?

1134
00:59:50.021 --> 00:59:51.892
Oh, oh, god.

1135
00:59:52.066 --> 00:59:53.851
Geez, dude, chill out.

1136
00:59:56.854 --> 00:59:58.116
Oh, god, that's fucking nasty.
- Ugh.

1137
00:59:58.290 --> 01:00:00.553
It was like a whole
bouquet, oh, my god.

1138
01:00:00.727 --> 01:00:02.816
Jesus Christ, you're gross.

1139
01:00:02.990 --> 01:00:05.166
Yeah, you think
you're better than me?

1140
01:00:08.082 --> 01:00:08.648
- Hey, dude, get off me.
- Just give me it!

1141
01:00:09.910 --> 01:00:11.564
Hey, ow, shit.

1142
01:00:11.738 --> 01:00:12.434
Come on, why are you
making this harder?

1143
01:00:12.609 --> 01:00:13.305
Get off of me!

1144
01:00:14.915 --> 01:00:16.613
Hey, what the
fuck are you doing?

1145
01:00:16.787 --> 01:00:17.439
- Here, I got it.
- Get off of me, get off.

1146
01:00:17.614 --> 01:00:19.180
What, no, you can't-

1147
01:00:19.354 --> 01:00:21.400
Get off
of her, get off of her!

1148
01:00:21.574 --> 01:00:23.968
It's mine!

1149
01:00:24.142 --> 01:00:24.621
I
told you to stop.

1150
01:00:26.144 --> 01:00:27.014
Nice.

1151
01:00:28.407 --> 01:00:29.930
Hell, yeah.

1152
01:00:30.104 --> 01:00:33.281
Oh, god, that's nasty.

1153
01:00:33.455 --> 01:00:35.283
Honestly, god, bro, those
were my freaking snacks

1154
01:00:35.457 --> 01:00:37.198
and you wasted
them, man, fuck you.

1155
01:00:37.372 --> 01:00:39.157
You're dead!

1156
01:00:39.331 --> 01:00:40.506
Just give me back the
key, just give me the key.

1157
01:00:40.680 --> 01:00:42.290
Nobody fucks with Mason Kelly.

1158
01:00:44.510 --> 01:00:45.685
Holy shit.

1159
01:00:49.907 --> 01:00:51.473
Put the gun down.

1160
01:00:51.648 --> 01:00:53.084
It's crazy.

1161
01:00:53.258 --> 01:00:55.042
Shit, key!

1162
01:00:55.216 --> 01:00:55.956
- Move, move, move!
- Come on, we need the key.

1163
01:00:56.130 --> 01:00:57.305
Let's just go, go, go, go.

1164
01:00:57.479 --> 01:00:58.829
- Get back here!
- Let's go.

1165
01:00:59.003 --> 01:01:01.658
Where are you
going, you asshole?

1166
01:01:06.532 --> 01:01:08.273
Oh, shit,
Mason, watch out!

1167
01:01:28.336 --> 01:01:30.338
Collins.

1168
01:01:30.512 --> 01:01:32.906
Hold up, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1169
01:01:33.080 --> 01:01:34.908
Whoa,
whoa, chill, chill.

1170
01:01:35.082 --> 01:01:36.040
- Get in!
- Whoa!

1171
01:01:37.606 --> 01:01:38.738
Slide over, I
know these roads, trust.

1172
01:01:39.565 --> 01:01:40.697
Hello.

1173
01:01:40.871 --> 01:01:42.350
Goddamn, you look like shit.

1174
01:01:42.524 --> 01:01:44.570
Hey, do you know
the wifi password?

1175
01:01:44.744 --> 01:01:45.702
- Mm-mm.
- Aww.

1176
01:01:45.876 --> 01:01:47.355
Yo, where's Mason Kelly?

1177
01:01:47.529 --> 01:01:49.227
Dude's toast, man,
like, burnt toast. - Huh?

1178
01:01:50.576 --> 01:01:51.446
Wait, what- what happened?

1179
01:01:51.620 --> 01:01:52.665
A dog got him.

1180
01:01:52.839 --> 01:01:54.275
And the boat key.

1181
01:01:54.449 --> 01:01:56.364
Well, ain't that
about a pearl on pig shit.

1182
01:01:56.538 --> 01:01:57.975
Oh, no.

1183
01:01:58.149 --> 01:01:59.890
Oh, no, fucking shit, no.

1184
01:02:00.064 --> 01:02:01.718
Fuck, the motor gave out.
- Yo, why you stopping?

1185
01:02:01.892 --> 01:02:03.502
You gotta push it.

1186
01:02:03.676 --> 01:02:04.982
I got it, I got it.

1187
01:02:05.156 --> 01:02:06.984
- Okay, I'll help.
- I got it.

1188
01:02:09.464 --> 01:02:10.335
- You guys got this!
- Go!

1189
01:02:11.989 --> 01:02:13.425
You got this,
you're doing great, man.

1190
01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:15.122
You look great, your
muscles, they're bulging.

1191
01:02:15.296 --> 01:02:16.167
You look awesome, thank you.
- Come on.

1192
01:02:16.341 --> 01:02:18.082
Push, go.

1193
01:02:19.823 --> 01:02:20.998
Push it, let's go.

1194
01:02:24.218 --> 01:02:25.654
Hey, Farmer Ted,
push us farther.

1195
01:02:25.829 --> 01:02:27.961
That's great, man.

1196
01:02:28.135 --> 01:02:29.484
Farther and faster.

1197
01:02:29.658 --> 01:02:31.269
Just
a little further.

1198
01:02:33.793 --> 01:02:35.447
Dogs, dogs, the
dogs are coming!

1199
01:02:39.843 --> 01:02:41.192
You've got
this, you've got this!

1200
01:02:42.715 --> 01:02:43.977
A little faster.

1201
01:02:45.152 --> 01:02:45.979
Shit.

1202
01:02:46.153 --> 01:02:46.893
Let's go!

1203
01:02:51.028 --> 01:02:52.638
Man, how much more
of this bullshit

1204
01:02:52.812 --> 01:02:54.292
we gotta go through before
we get to this damn boat?

1205
01:02:54.466 --> 01:02:56.990
I could tell you, man,
but it's gonna bum you out.

1206
01:02:59.601 --> 01:03:00.341
Pump the gas.

1207
01:03:00.515 --> 01:03:01.821
This is the gas.

1208
01:03:07.784 --> 01:03:08.654
Getting closer!

1209
01:03:12.527 --> 01:03:14.051
Okay, grab a moonshine bottle

1210
01:03:14.225 --> 01:03:15.704
and aim for the
center of that bridge.

1211
01:03:15.879 --> 01:03:18.272
You light it up.

1212
01:03:18.446 --> 01:03:19.621
Fireball rocketing in three,

1213
01:03:21.319 --> 01:03:22.189
two.

1214
01:03:23.974 --> 01:03:24.713
Oh, it's you.

1215
01:03:26.193 --> 01:03:27.542
All right, go.

1216
01:03:27.716 --> 01:03:30.154
Yeah, blaze and go!

1217
01:03:36.769 --> 01:03:37.596
See you in
hell, motherfuckers.

1218
01:03:37.770 --> 01:03:38.379
Sick. Hell, yeah.

1219
01:03:43.471 --> 01:03:44.385
Okay.

1220
01:03:45.517 --> 01:03:46.866
Okay, we're here.

1221
01:03:48.694 --> 01:03:50.304
Is this the shit
Vince was rambling about

1222
01:03:50.478 --> 01:03:52.698
from that whole movie?

1223
01:03:52.872 --> 01:03:54.395
Yeah, pretty cool, right?

1224
01:03:54.569 --> 01:03:56.180
The Universal one was cooler.

1225
01:03:56.354 --> 01:03:57.746
Look at this cage,
it's ripped to shreds.

1226
01:03:57.921 --> 01:03:59.139
Dude, the fact that Vince

1227
01:03:59.313 --> 01:04:01.228
and you even stayed
alive long enough

1228
01:04:01.402 --> 01:04:03.796
to drag us into this mess
is a statistical anomaly.

1229
01:04:03.970 --> 01:04:05.319
When we first
got to the island,

1230
01:04:05.493 --> 01:04:06.930
the dogs, they were,
like, super shy, man.

1231
01:04:07.104 --> 01:04:08.366
They kept to themselves,
it was chill.

1232
01:04:08.540 --> 01:04:10.281
They became
extroverts real fast.

1233
01:04:10.455 --> 01:04:12.022
Well, a little while

1234
01:04:12.196 --> 01:04:13.632
after we started
construction on Vincetopia,

1235
01:04:13.806 --> 01:04:15.416
the dogs, they got, like,
a little bit aggressive,

1236
01:04:15.590 --> 01:04:17.201
and one dude got bit.

1237
01:04:17.375 --> 01:04:19.072
So we had to stop construction

1238
01:04:19.246 --> 01:04:20.726
until we could wrangle
the rest of the dogs,

1239
01:04:20.900 --> 01:04:22.206
and you know Vince,
he's always looking

1240
01:04:22.380 --> 01:04:23.990
for the opportunity
in every problem, so-

1241
01:04:24.164 --> 01:04:25.731
Jesus Christ.

1242
01:04:25.905 --> 01:04:26.775
We thought we'd
invite you all here,

1243
01:04:26.950 --> 01:04:28.429
make a game out of it,

1244
01:04:28.603 --> 01:04:30.170
you guys could help us
wrangle the rest of them,

1245
01:04:30.344 --> 01:04:32.433
then it's like a win win.
- My ass.

1246
01:04:32.607 --> 01:04:33.739
We'd put
it inside the cage,

1247
01:04:33.913 --> 01:04:35.132
the dogs would
come, and then wham,

1248
01:04:35.306 --> 01:04:37.090
the gate would slam
shut, easy peasy.

1249
01:04:37.264 --> 01:04:40.006
Is this is the epic
bash you're talking about?

1250
01:04:40.180 --> 01:04:40.920
And
setting off the trap.

1251
01:04:41.312 --> 01:04:43.444
- What?
- Yep.

1252
01:04:43.618 --> 01:04:45.533
One
of the good ones.

1253
01:04:45.707 --> 01:04:47.361
Whoa, whoa, whoa, before
you guys totally roast me,

1254
01:04:47.535 --> 01:04:49.059
just hold on a second.

1255
01:04:49.233 --> 01:04:49.973
I brought you here
because I have something

1256
01:04:50.147 --> 01:04:51.975
that's a total game changer.

1257
01:04:52.149 --> 01:04:55.761
Oh, what you gonna get,
some old crap licorice

1258
01:04:55.935 --> 01:04:56.980
and give it to the dog?

1259
01:04:57.154 --> 01:04:59.896
Ooh, I hope so, I'm starving.

1260
01:05:00.070 --> 01:05:03.116
Aha,
check this shit out.

1261
01:05:03.290 --> 01:05:05.162
Wait, wait, we might not die.

1262
01:05:07.294 --> 01:05:08.252
Well, color me impressed then,

1263
01:05:08.426 --> 01:05:09.862
little lady.
- Wow.

1264
01:05:10.036 --> 01:05:11.864
You've got the
stance and everything.

1265
01:05:12.038 --> 01:05:13.605
Okay.

1266
01:05:13.779 --> 01:05:16.477
Wait, is that a
goddamn paintball?

1267
01:05:19.524 --> 01:05:21.482
No, you done lost
your goddamn mind.

1268
01:05:22.831 --> 01:05:24.224
What?

1269
01:05:24.398 --> 01:05:25.138
I'm sorry, this was

1270
01:05:25.312 --> 01:05:27.097
your game-changing surprise?

1271
01:05:27.271 --> 01:05:29.186
This really stings without
proper protective gear.

1272
01:05:30.361 --> 01:05:32.232
I build stuff, okay?

1273
01:05:32.406 --> 01:05:36.323
So guys, if you keep
hacking away at each other,

1274
01:05:36.497 --> 01:05:38.935
you might as well start
digging your own graves.

1275
01:05:39.109 --> 01:05:40.806
We gotta get it together,

1276
01:05:40.980 --> 01:05:42.634
and I know this sounds
strange coming from me

1277
01:05:42.808 --> 01:05:45.028
since I've been sitting on
the sidelines throwing shade

1278
01:05:45.202 --> 01:05:47.552
at the whole fame
game, but, you know,

1279
01:05:47.726 --> 01:05:49.423
I was just kind of
petrified that if I dove in,

1280
01:05:49.597 --> 01:05:53.819
I'd lose every
semblance of who I am.

1281
01:05:53.993 --> 01:05:55.603
And I'll- I'll admit that
when we first got here,

1282
01:05:55.777 --> 01:05:57.866
Collins, if you ask me for
the fucking wifi password,

1283
01:05:58.041 --> 01:05:59.216
I swear to god.

1284
01:06:00.652 --> 01:06:01.566
I wasn't gonna.

1285
01:06:01.740 --> 01:06:03.611
Then what?

1286
01:06:03.785 --> 01:06:05.309
Hmm, well, nothing.

1287
01:06:05.483 --> 01:06:09.313
When we first got
here, being trapped

1288
01:06:09.487 --> 01:06:12.620
on this island, it
felt like a nightmare.

1289
01:06:12.794 --> 01:06:14.622
But since then, I see you
for who you really are.

1290
01:06:14.796 --> 01:06:17.321
I mean, you're a
crew of mavericks,

1291
01:06:17.495 --> 01:06:19.758
and we either fuse
that collective madness

1292
01:06:19.932 --> 01:06:23.849
into an unstoppable force, or
we crumble and we fall apart.

1293
01:06:24.023 --> 01:06:25.894
The choice is yours.

1294
01:06:29.028 --> 01:06:31.117
Goddamn.

1295
01:06:31.291 --> 01:06:32.423
That was sick, that's sick.

1296
01:06:32.597 --> 01:06:34.164
- All right, that was-
- You rock.

1297
01:06:34.338 --> 01:06:35.034
I think you guys
are missing the point

1298
01:06:35.208 --> 01:06:36.253
of my- my speech, though-

1299
01:06:36.427 --> 01:06:37.994
Was no one livestreaming that?

1300
01:06:38.168 --> 01:06:38.603
Should have
been live streaming that.

1301
01:06:38.777 --> 01:06:40.083
I know, right?

1302
01:06:40.257 --> 01:06:40.779
Hey, I got it from up here.

1303
01:06:42.085 --> 01:06:43.651
Does anybody have
the wifi password?

1304
01:06:45.175 --> 01:06:46.915
I'm gonna kill him.

1305
01:06:47.090 --> 01:06:48.569
Hey, do you have any idea
of what's going on with him?

1306
01:06:48.743 --> 01:06:50.180
I, you know, I think it's
just like an infection,

1307
01:06:50.354 --> 01:06:52.225
plus drugs, it's
making his ADHD worse.

1308
01:06:52.399 --> 01:06:53.661
- Yeah, ADHD-
- Cool, cool, cool,

1309
01:06:53.835 --> 01:06:55.228
cool, cool.

1310
01:06:55.402 --> 01:06:57.187
Look like the
sun's about to set.

1311
01:06:57.361 --> 01:06:58.536
Thalia's little spit
shooter's not gonna cut it.

1312
01:06:58.710 --> 01:06:59.276
- Man.
- He's right.

1313
01:07:01.365 --> 01:07:03.106
I say we stay the night
here and come morning,

1314
01:07:03.280 --> 01:07:05.108
we scrounge together whatever
we can use to fight them.

1315
01:07:05.282 --> 01:07:06.152
Woof, man.

1316
01:07:06.326 --> 01:07:07.371
Chomp chomp, bitch.

1317
01:07:07.545 --> 01:07:10.896
Let's kill those bitches.

1318
01:07:11.070 --> 01:07:12.898
Does anyone know what the
wifi password is?

1319
01:09:04.792 --> 01:09:07.230
I was really
close to my grandpa.

1320
01:09:07.404 --> 01:09:09.667
He had this super
cool, like, ancient car

1321
01:09:09.841 --> 01:09:11.930
that I flipped for
cash, dove headfirst

1322
01:09:12.104 --> 01:09:14.411
into MacGyver-ing
some life hacks.

1323
01:09:14.585 --> 01:09:16.587
I'm actually a fan.

1324
01:09:16.761 --> 01:09:18.502
I pushed Vince to invite
you to the island.

1325
01:09:18.676 --> 01:09:20.591
Oh, thanks, so glad you did.

1326
01:09:20.765 --> 01:09:23.507
Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry.

1327
01:09:23.681 --> 01:09:26.510
Seriously, I've been watching
you grow since the early days,

1328
01:09:26.684 --> 01:09:29.469
and it's inspiring, dude.

1329
01:09:29.643 --> 01:09:31.167
Thalia, have you ever thought

1330
01:09:31.341 --> 01:09:32.472
about following in
your sister's footsteps

1331
01:09:32.646 --> 01:09:34.300
with the whole acting thing?

1332
01:09:34.474 --> 01:09:35.693
You know, I tried
with the gaming thing,

1333
01:09:35.867 --> 01:09:38.478
but nothing really
stuck until I met Vince.

1334
01:09:38.652 --> 01:09:40.611
It kind of gave me
this sense of purpose

1335
01:09:40.785 --> 01:09:43.048
that, you know, I never
really had before, man.

1336
01:09:43.222 --> 01:09:44.702
How'd you guys meet?

1337
01:09:44.876 --> 01:09:47.313
Man, like, at my
absolutly lowest,

1338
01:09:47.487 --> 01:09:50.142
facedown, sprawled
out in the dirt.

1339
01:09:50.316 --> 01:09:51.752
My god, rock bottom.

1340
01:09:51.926 --> 01:09:53.406
No, it was a shroom
shack in New Mexico.

1341
01:09:53.580 --> 01:09:54.407
That's cool.

1342
01:09:56.235 --> 01:09:57.497
Someone
is a deep sleeper.

1343
01:09:57.671 --> 01:09:59.543
He
is really drooling.

1344
01:09:59.717 --> 01:10:01.545
I might get him a can.

1345
01:10:01.719 --> 01:10:02.285
Well, we'll find
you a can after I detox-

1346
01:10:04.548 --> 01:10:05.766
I think he would have loved

1347
01:10:05.940 --> 01:10:08.595
to have been in that
hut with you guys.

1348
01:10:08.769 --> 01:10:10.771
We'll bring him
with us next time.

1349
01:10:10.945 --> 01:10:12.556
Once we get to the boat,

1350
01:10:12.730 --> 01:10:13.818
we'll have him to a
hospital in an hour.

1351
01:10:26.700 --> 01:10:27.701
Has anyone seen Collins?

1352
01:10:27.875 --> 01:10:28.789
No.

1353
01:10:30.487 --> 01:10:33.098
He was here a second ago.

1354
01:10:33.272 --> 01:10:34.708
Last time I saw
him, he went that way.

1355
01:10:37.058 --> 01:10:37.711
Oh, shit.

1356
01:10:39.887 --> 01:10:40.453
Collins?

1357
01:10:42.890 --> 01:10:44.022
Collins!

1358
01:10:44.196 --> 01:10:45.589
- Shh!
- Shh!

1359
01:10:50.724 --> 01:10:52.726
I guess I'ma head into the
bush and go hunt him down.

1360
01:10:55.120 --> 01:10:55.947
Good luck, dude.

1361
01:10:56.121 --> 01:10:58.036
Thanks.

1362
01:10:58.210 --> 01:10:59.516
Be careful.

1363
01:11:05.565 --> 01:11:08.176
Shit, I know you
fucking lying. Collins!

1364
01:11:10.091 --> 01:11:10.962
Collins!

1365
01:11:14.357 --> 01:11:15.314
Man, get your ass over here.

1366
01:11:15.488 --> 01:11:17.011
Hey, Farmer Jay.

1367
01:11:17.185 --> 01:11:18.926
- Come here!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.

1368
01:11:19.100 --> 01:11:20.188
You'd better pop it out like
a goddamn jack-in-the-box.

1369
01:11:20.363 --> 01:11:21.581
Sorry, I was just peeing-

1370
01:11:21.755 --> 01:11:22.756
Goddamn.

1371
01:11:24.149 --> 01:11:25.237
You all kinds of fucked up.

1372
01:11:25.411 --> 01:11:28.327
Do you have the wifi password?

1373
01:11:31.243 --> 01:11:33.854
Do you have the wifi password?

1374
01:11:34.028 --> 01:11:35.856
I have it, it's get
in the fucking cart.

1375
01:11:36.030 --> 01:11:36.944
No spaces?

1376
01:11:37.118 --> 01:11:38.250
All caps, let's go.

1377
01:11:38.424 --> 01:11:40.165
Hmm, I never thought of that.

1378
01:11:40.339 --> 01:11:41.993
I found him.

1379
01:11:42.167 --> 01:11:42.689
Oh, shit.

1380
01:11:51.176 --> 01:11:53.221
Okay.

1381
01:11:53.396 --> 01:11:55.354
I'm feeling omin-tiferous.

1382
01:11:55.528 --> 01:11:56.834
Uh-oh.

1383
01:11:57.008 --> 01:11:58.792
Hey, buddy, you
all right there?

1384
01:11:58.966 --> 01:11:59.532
Do you?

1385
01:12:01.273 --> 01:12:03.057
Do I what?

1386
01:12:03.231 --> 01:12:04.363
Do you know?

1387
01:12:04.537 --> 01:12:05.843
The muffin man?

1388
01:12:06.017 --> 01:12:08.672
The wifi password?

1389
01:12:11.414 --> 01:12:14.765
Aw, man, not cool at all, man.

1390
01:12:19.160 --> 01:12:20.510
I don't want it.

1391
01:12:20.684 --> 01:12:21.815
- You smell good, Mama.
- No, thank you.

1392
01:12:21.989 --> 01:12:23.034
Okay,
let's not be that guy.

1393
01:12:23.208 --> 01:12:23.904
Come on, Collins, I'm so sorry.

1394
01:12:24.078 --> 01:12:25.123
Cool.

1395
01:12:25.297 --> 01:12:25.950
Here we go.

1396
01:12:28.605 --> 01:12:30.128
So this is a thing.

1397
01:12:32.260 --> 01:12:35.263
If we ride into those dogs.

1398
01:12:35.438 --> 01:12:37.222
He definitely asked them
for the wifi password.

1399
01:12:38.223 --> 01:12:39.050
Yeah.

1400
01:12:39.224 --> 01:12:40.704
Good to go, yeah.

1401
01:12:40.878 --> 01:12:41.487
Let's go.

1402
01:12:44.490 --> 01:12:45.883
- I'm ready, let's go.
- Yeah, let's peace out.

1403
01:12:56.067 --> 01:12:57.677
Holy shit.

1404
01:12:57.851 --> 01:12:59.113
- Why are you stopping now?
- Holy shit.

1405
01:12:59.287 --> 01:13:00.419
Holy literal shit.
- Why are we stopping?

1406
01:13:00.593 --> 01:13:02.987
Oh, oh, my god, oh, it's just,

1407
01:13:03.161 --> 01:13:05.293
it's in the poo, it's
chilling, it's in the poo.

1408
01:13:05.468 --> 01:13:07.470
Whoa, guys, it's gonna be fine.

1409
01:13:07.644 --> 01:13:09.472
This has gotta be some
sign we're gonna be okay.

1410
01:13:09.646 --> 01:13:10.951
Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl.

1411
01:13:15.478 --> 01:13:17.828
Thalia, hey, Thalia.

1412
01:13:18.002 --> 01:13:19.307
Thalia.

1413
01:13:21.222 --> 01:13:23.355
Thalia!

1414
01:13:23.529 --> 01:13:24.878
Thalia!

1415
01:13:25.052 --> 01:13:26.184
Thalia, Thalia!
- Thalia!

1416
01:13:26.358 --> 01:13:28.316
Oh, shit, hi, Spike.

1417
01:13:28.491 --> 01:13:30.884
You're a, you're a good
little dude, right?

1418
01:13:31.058 --> 01:13:33.713
You got a little, you
want some licorice?

1419
01:13:33.887 --> 01:13:36.412
Thalia, just get over
here, don't talk to it.

1420
01:13:36.586 --> 01:13:38.414
Looks promising, right?

1421
01:13:38.588 --> 01:13:39.545
It's the best day ever.

1422
01:13:39.719 --> 01:13:41.417
Come on, come on, hurry!

1423
01:13:41.591 --> 01:13:42.679
- Come on, go!
- Go, go, go, go!

1424
01:13:43.723 --> 01:13:44.855
Nice, guys.

1425
01:13:45.029 --> 01:13:47.553
Come on, guys.

1426
01:13:55.387 --> 01:13:57.171
Are we going the wrong way,
like, away from the boat?

1427
01:13:57.345 --> 01:13:58.477
Yep, yep, yes, we are.

1428
01:14:02.612 --> 01:14:04.352
Oh, shit, oh, shit.

1429
01:14:06.354 --> 01:14:08.139
- Go on.
- Oh, shit.

1430
01:14:08.313 --> 01:14:09.140
Oh, shit.

1431
01:14:09.314 --> 01:14:10.097
Hold on.

1432
01:14:13.840 --> 01:14:15.015
Come on.

1433
01:14:17.278 --> 01:14:19.237
That's right,
I'll cut a bitch.

1434
01:14:19.411 --> 01:14:21.761
Yeah, we'll cut your ass.

1435
01:14:28.551 --> 01:14:29.465
Oh, shit.

1436
01:14:34.731 --> 01:14:36.123
Fire it,
fire over there!

1437
01:14:38.082 --> 01:14:41.868
Oh, shit, okay, okay,
V, I see you. YeeHaw!

1438
01:14:46.133 --> 01:14:48.135
Damn.

1439
01:14:48.309 --> 01:14:49.397
Collins, come,
Collins, give that back.

1440
01:14:49.572 --> 01:14:51.443
Collins, I need that, seriously.

1441
01:14:51.617 --> 01:14:52.966
Collins, give that back.

1442
01:14:53.140 --> 01:14:54.751
What's going on back there?

1443
01:14:54.925 --> 01:14:55.926
He took the sickle.

1444
01:14:56.100 --> 01:14:58.102
He can't steady himself.

1445
01:14:59.843 --> 01:15:00.844
Dude!

1446
01:15:01.018 --> 01:15:03.411
Dude, dude, why, whoa, why?

1447
01:15:03.586 --> 01:15:05.631
Sorry.

1448
01:15:05.805 --> 01:15:08.765
Oh, man, whoa.

1449
01:15:08.939 --> 01:15:10.027
- Collins!
- Oh, man.

1450
01:15:10.201 --> 01:15:10.767
Shit.

1451
01:15:13.421 --> 01:15:14.814
What the fuck?

1452
01:15:14.988 --> 01:15:15.859
Stop,
stop, stop, we can't

1453
01:15:16.033 --> 01:15:17.034
leave without Collins.
- Shit.

1454
01:15:17.208 --> 01:15:19.297
I'm going in for the save.

1455
01:15:19.471 --> 01:15:21.647
Okay, okay, all
right, get ready.

1456
01:15:21.821 --> 01:15:23.083
Are you ready?

1457
01:15:23.257 --> 01:15:25.259
Get ready, man, you're
gonna jump, okay?

1458
01:15:25.433 --> 01:15:26.173
You've got this, you've got
this, bro, come on, okay.

1459
01:15:33.137 --> 01:15:34.225
I bet
you can't catch me.

1460
01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:35.487
Collins!

1461
01:15:35.661 --> 01:15:37.054
Come and get me, Farmer Jay.

1462
01:15:37.228 --> 01:15:40.100
Hold on, Collins,
wait, wait, wait!

1463
01:15:40.274 --> 01:15:41.362
Hold on, bro.

1464
01:15:42.363 --> 01:15:43.234
Damn, he's fast.

1465
01:15:45.628 --> 01:15:47.238
Come on, man.

1466
01:15:47.412 --> 01:15:48.805
Come and get me. - I'm
too old for this shit.

1467
01:15:48.979 --> 01:15:50.328
Join the party.

1468
01:16:03.863 --> 01:16:04.777
Hang on.

1469
01:16:06.605 --> 01:16:10.348
Hey, you guys promised
me a party, Farmer Jay.

1470
01:16:10.522 --> 01:16:11.915
Come on, Collins, man,

1471
01:16:12.089 --> 01:16:13.656
you're gonna get
us killed out here.

1472
01:16:23.404 --> 01:16:24.710
Oh, shit, mother.

1473
01:16:29.236 --> 01:16:31.064
You look like shit, man.

1474
01:16:32.370 --> 01:16:33.719
Dumb luck.

1475
01:16:35.286 --> 01:16:36.504
Damn.

1476
01:17:08.536 --> 01:17:09.712
Shit, oh, shit.

1477
01:17:09.886 --> 01:17:11.627
Hold on, hold on.

1478
01:17:11.801 --> 01:17:12.889
We're reversing, we gotta get.

1479
01:17:13.063 --> 01:17:15.979
It's okay, hold on.

1480
01:17:16.153 --> 01:17:18.111
Thalia,
try to hold it steady.

1481
01:17:18.285 --> 01:17:18.808
What do
you want from me?

1482
01:17:21.724 --> 01:17:23.639
This isn't straight road.

1483
01:17:25.684 --> 01:17:27.077
Oh, shit, I lost it.

1484
01:17:29.514 --> 01:17:30.994
This is beyond scary.

1485
01:17:34.388 --> 01:17:36.173
Guys, cliff.

1486
01:17:36.347 --> 01:17:37.130
I have
nowhere to go, I can't.

1487
01:17:46.923 --> 01:17:48.315
There's the boat.

1488
01:17:48.489 --> 01:17:51.362
Just like I planned
it, this way. Come on.

1489
01:17:56.976 --> 01:17:59.196
If I drown, you
gotta get me, okay?

1490
01:18:03.679 --> 01:18:04.897
Come on, kick those legs.

1491
01:18:05.071 --> 01:18:06.464
Swim, fishy, swim.

1492
01:18:08.161 --> 01:18:09.815
Swim fast,
faster, swim faster!

1493
01:18:12.818 --> 01:18:14.907
We're gonna
have to climb the ropes.

1494
01:18:17.431 --> 01:18:19.825
Wait, wait,
okay, please, God.

1495
01:18:22.872 --> 01:18:25.744
Go, go, go,
come on, Thalia, climb, climb!

1496
01:18:25.918 --> 01:18:28.007
Come on, Thalia, use your arms.

1497
01:18:28.181 --> 01:18:29.443
Come on, you don't
have to buy me dinner first.

1498
01:18:29.617 --> 01:18:31.184
Just put your hands
up my ass and push.

1499
01:18:31.358 --> 01:18:33.143
Reach my hand, reach
my hand, come on.

1500
01:18:33.317 --> 01:18:35.275
You're so close.

1501
01:18:35.449 --> 01:18:35.972
Hang on,
Violet, I'm coming up there.

1502
01:18:36.146 --> 01:18:37.625
Thalia, hang tight.

1503
01:18:41.978 --> 01:18:42.935
Nice, CrossFit?

1504
01:18:43.109 --> 01:18:44.197
Pilates.

1505
01:18:44.371 --> 01:18:46.591
Thalia, come on, take my hand.

1506
01:18:46.765 --> 01:18:48.375
You've got this, girl.

1507
01:18:48.549 --> 01:18:50.029
Come on, girl, it's
just like gym class.

1508
01:18:50.203 --> 01:18:51.378
I was homeschooled,
though, man.

1509
01:18:51.552 --> 01:18:52.553
Oh, shit.

1510
01:18:53.337 --> 01:18:54.207
Come on.

1511
01:19:01.214 --> 01:19:05.218
Come on, please, please just
climb, just climb, come on.

1512
01:19:05.392 --> 01:19:08.656
Lift your feet, lift your
feet, lift your feet.

1513
01:19:16.577 --> 01:19:18.014
Okay.

1514
01:19:20.059 --> 01:19:21.017
Shoot it with the flare gun!

1515
01:19:29.852 --> 01:19:31.549
Eat my flare, motherfucker.

1516
01:19:44.344 --> 01:19:45.824
Oh, my God, Thalia,
thank God you're okay.

1517
01:19:45.998 --> 01:19:47.478
Thank you guys.

1518
01:19:47.652 --> 01:19:49.001
Hey, you okay?

1519
01:19:49.175 --> 01:19:51.177
That's amazing, still breathing.

1520
01:19:51.351 --> 01:19:53.179
Please tell me you
still have the boat key.

1521
01:19:55.399 --> 01:19:56.356
Yes.

1522
01:19:56.530 --> 01:19:57.749
Okay, let's go get Collins,

1523
01:19:57.923 --> 01:19:58.663
and then we're-
- Fuck, yeah.

1524
01:19:58.837 --> 01:19:59.882
The fuck off this island.

1525
01:20:00.056 --> 01:20:01.579
Yes, that.

1526
01:20:01.753 --> 01:20:02.580
I've been
looking for that.

1527
01:20:06.976 --> 01:20:08.934
Mason, we all want
to get off this island.

1528
01:20:09.108 --> 01:20:11.154
I really want to go get
Collins, and we'll go.

1529
01:20:11.328 --> 01:20:13.809
Shit, I want my ear back.

1530
01:20:15.767 --> 01:20:17.508
What are you gonna do, huh?

1531
01:20:17.682 --> 01:20:20.119
Dude, you're like a walking
WebMD nightmare right now,

1532
01:20:20.293 --> 01:20:22.730
okay, let's just, like, get
back to the mainland, dude,

1533
01:20:22.905 --> 01:20:24.036
and figure this all out, yeah?

1534
01:20:24.210 --> 01:20:26.691
I tried to get
us all out of here,

1535
01:20:26.865 --> 01:20:28.388
but what did you guys do?

1536
01:20:28.562 --> 01:20:31.087
You let me stay with
Cujo's evil twin.

1537
01:20:31.261 --> 01:20:32.479
What the fuck is the deal,

1538
01:20:32.653 --> 01:20:34.177
fam, huh?
- W- well,

1539
01:20:34.351 --> 01:20:36.570
we knew you'd be okay, Mason.

1540
01:20:36.744 --> 01:20:39.922
With how strong you are, we
knew you'd make it back safely.

1541
01:20:40.096 --> 01:20:42.359
Yeah, really good job, Mason.

1542
01:20:42.533 --> 01:20:44.013
- Yeah, Mason.
- Way to go.

1543
01:20:44.187 --> 01:20:46.624
Dude, how did you get
away from- from those dogs?

1544
01:20:46.798 --> 01:20:47.668
Which dog?

1545
01:20:49.540 --> 01:20:50.976
This dog?

1546
01:20:56.852 --> 01:20:58.636
Come here, come here.

1547
01:21:00.029 --> 01:21:01.465
Don't take another step.

1548
01:21:01.639 --> 01:21:03.119
Or what?

1549
01:21:07.297 --> 01:21:08.341
Sic 'em.

1550
01:21:17.916 --> 01:21:19.787
Get them, get them!

1551
01:21:19.962 --> 01:21:22.138
Push the
dog away from you.

1552
01:21:22.312 --> 01:21:23.226
You're in my kill box.

1553
01:21:23.400 --> 01:21:24.227
What?

1554
01:21:24.401 --> 01:21:25.837
I cannot engage tango.

1555
01:21:26.011 --> 01:21:27.447
Cool assault rifle, bro.

1556
01:21:30.189 --> 01:21:31.321
Is that a paintball gun?

1557
01:21:31.495 --> 01:21:32.670
Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.

1558
01:21:32.844 --> 01:21:34.498
Now, Queen.

1559
01:21:48.207 --> 01:21:49.600
Dude.
- What?

1560
01:21:50.601 --> 01:21:51.907
Your arm.

1561
01:22:02.439 --> 01:22:04.920
Grab on, oh, my
God, I got you.

1562
01:22:05.094 --> 01:22:06.617
Help me up, please.

1563
01:22:06.791 --> 01:22:08.401
- Hang on.
- Please.

1564
01:22:13.450 --> 01:22:15.365
Bitch, that's right.

1565
01:22:26.158 --> 01:22:28.030
Is that all you got?

1566
01:22:36.647 --> 01:22:39.563
I tried to hold on,
man, I really did.

1567
01:22:40.825 --> 01:22:41.739
I know.

1568
01:22:48.833 --> 01:22:49.790
Okay, run. Run!

1569
01:23:03.413 --> 01:23:05.110
What the, why isn't it?

1570
01:23:07.852 --> 01:23:10.028
God, these dogs take big shits.

1571
01:23:18.254 --> 01:23:19.037
Whoa.

1572
01:23:30.962 --> 01:23:31.658
Oh, shit.

1573
01:23:37.534 --> 01:23:39.623
Oh ho ho,
yes, it worked.

1574
01:23:47.979 --> 01:23:49.459
Oh, shit, oh, Violet.

1575
01:23:58.772 --> 01:23:59.643
Violet!

1576
01:24:04.952 --> 01:24:06.215
Collins?

1577
01:24:08.434 --> 01:24:10.741
Hey, V, there you are.

1578
01:24:10.915 --> 01:24:11.959
Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh.

1579
01:24:12.134 --> 01:24:13.918
How'd you get on the boat?

1580
01:24:14.092 --> 01:24:15.876
With them.

1581
01:24:18.444 --> 01:24:20.403
I came with them.

1582
01:24:23.275 --> 01:24:24.407
Violet, come back!

1583
01:24:24.581 --> 01:24:26.844
This place is paradise!

1584
01:24:27.018 --> 01:24:28.193
Violet, hold on.

1585
01:24:29.499 --> 01:24:30.674
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.

1586
01:24:35.592 --> 01:24:37.420
Okay, good boy, oh, God.

1587
01:24:43.165 --> 01:24:44.166
Collins, you're my brother.

1588
01:24:44.340 --> 01:24:46.081
It's you and me,

1589
01:24:46.255 --> 01:24:48.083
and we are going to get
you back to the mainland.

1590
01:24:48.257 --> 01:24:50.563
Stop.
Here, champagne.

1591
01:24:50.737 --> 01:24:52.304
And you're
gonna get better.

1592
01:24:52.478 --> 01:24:53.827
I know, V.

1593
01:24:54.001 --> 01:24:54.567
Collins.

1594
01:24:56.526 --> 01:24:57.875
Okay, good boy.

1595
01:25:10.366 --> 01:25:12.977
Don't forget to smash
the like button!

1596
01:25:13.151 --> 01:25:14.979
Shit, fuck, faster.

1597
01:25:18.156 --> 01:25:19.026
Collins.

1598
01:25:26.991 --> 01:25:28.427
Ah, what the fuck?

1599
01:25:28.601 --> 01:25:31.256
God, that really
fucking hurt, V.

1600
01:25:33.867 --> 01:25:35.608
That guy upstairs,
if I'm gonna go out,

1601
01:25:35.782 --> 01:25:37.132
can you make it, like, like,

1602
01:25:37.306 --> 01:25:39.395
a little heroic or cool looking?

1603
01:25:39.569 --> 01:25:42.093
You shot my only good ankle.

1604
01:25:42.267 --> 01:25:43.399
Can you make me look cool?

1605
01:25:46.445 --> 01:25:48.012
Oh, God, dear God,
somebody help!

1606
01:25:50.797 --> 01:25:54.018
No, no, no, no, no.

1607
01:25:54.192 --> 01:25:56.499
Whoa, oh, holy shit, dude.

1608
01:26:00.633 --> 01:26:03.201
Oh, that was fucking awesome.

1609
01:26:09.120 --> 01:26:12.036
Who's driving
this thing, whoa.

1610
01:26:14.256 --> 01:26:15.909
Ow.

1611
01:26:16.083 --> 01:26:17.433
What was that?

1612
01:26:18.825 --> 01:26:19.783
Oh, man.

1613
01:26:25.005 --> 01:26:26.616
Fuck!

1614
01:26:26.790 --> 01:26:29.314
Fuck, this close,
this fucking close.

1615
01:26:32.709 --> 01:26:36.843
Sayonara, Vincetopia,
it's been real.

1616
01:26:40.891 --> 01:26:42.371
Oh, my god, it feels
good to sit down.

1617
01:26:44.938 --> 01:26:46.723
Holy shit.

1618
01:26:46.897 --> 01:26:48.638
I guess we're officially
just sitting duck status,

1619
01:26:48.812 --> 01:26:50.596
just sitting here, chilling,

1620
01:26:52.119 --> 01:26:54.034
waiting to die, I guess, man.

1621
01:26:56.298 --> 01:26:57.081
This is my last one.

1622
01:26:58.909 --> 01:27:00.127
You can have the big half.

1623
01:27:02.173 --> 01:27:03.087
Cheers.

1624
01:27:03.261 --> 01:27:05.524
Cheers.

1625
01:27:08.527 --> 01:27:10.442
I guess this makes us friends?

1626
01:27:10.616 --> 01:27:12.792
I'd say we're
friends for life, man.

1627
01:27:12.966 --> 01:27:14.011
Yeah.

1628
01:27:18.407 --> 01:27:20.322
If one of those little
fuckers bites me,

1629
01:27:20.496 --> 01:27:22.846
I promise I won't go
all rabid on you, okay?

1630
01:27:23.020 --> 01:27:26.893
You planning on being the
world's first vegan rabid human?

1631
01:27:27.067 --> 01:27:28.895
Okay, well, worst case,
you can take that chair,

1632
01:27:29.069 --> 01:27:30.288
you can just hit
me over the head

1633
01:27:30.462 --> 01:27:33.770
with it super hard, like, WWE.

1634
01:27:33.944 --> 01:27:35.598
It'd be kind of dope, actually.

1635
01:27:35.772 --> 01:27:38.253
That sounds so exhausting.

1636
01:27:38.427 --> 01:27:40.385
Okay, yeah, I feel that.

1637
01:27:40.559 --> 01:27:43.258
I don't want to make
you work harder.

1638
01:27:59.317 --> 01:28:00.840
Okay, let's do this.

1639
01:28:09.675 --> 01:28:10.415
Hey, hey.

1640
01:28:13.897 --> 01:28:14.463
Got it.

1641
01:28:22.122 --> 01:28:23.123
Fucking get him.

1642
01:28:29.173 --> 01:28:31.044
It's not doing any damage.

1643
01:28:31.218 --> 01:28:33.220
It's our last shot, oh, God.

1644
01:28:45.058 --> 01:28:46.930
The hull, baby.

1645
01:28:47.974 --> 01:28:48.888
Whoa!

1646
01:28:59.421 --> 01:29:01.423
Oh, someone's
coming to help us.

1647
01:29:01.597 --> 01:29:02.946
Oh, thank you, man,
thank you, Jesus.

1648
01:29:10.170 --> 01:29:13.260
Hayden, Hayden!

1649
01:29:13.435 --> 01:29:15.567
Hayden.

1650
01:29:16.829 --> 01:29:19.397
Hey, nice boots, hello.

1651
01:29:19.571 --> 01:29:21.051
Hello.

1652
01:29:21.225 --> 01:29:23.532
Hey, do you have
the wifi password?

1653
01:29:25.360 --> 01:29:27.362
Dude, that's my sister.

1654
01:29:27.536 --> 01:29:29.407
Ah!

1655
01:29:37.415 --> 01:29:39.939
You know, I think if
I had better footwear,

1656
01:29:40.113 --> 01:29:41.680
I could do that, too.

1657
01:29:41.854 --> 01:29:44.640
Oh, I think I remember
you, motherfucker.

1658
01:29:50.341 --> 01:29:52.082
God, she's cool.

1659
01:29:52.256 --> 01:29:54.127
Hayden, watch out!

1660
01:29:59.306 --> 01:30:01.047
Hayden, Hayden!

1661
01:30:01.221 --> 01:30:05.138
Thalia, hang on, I gotta
fuck with this dog real quick.

1662
01:30:05.312 --> 01:30:07.097
Fuck yeah, man.

1663
01:30:07.271 --> 01:30:08.925
Holy shit, hi!

1664
01:30:09.099 --> 01:30:11.797
Oh, my god, where the
hell is everyone else?

1665
01:30:11.971 --> 01:30:13.843
It's just my brother
that we need to grab.

1666
01:30:14.017 --> 01:30:15.061
Is he the dude hanging
off the back of the boat?

1667
01:30:15.235 --> 01:30:16.846
Yeah.

1668
01:30:17.020 --> 01:30:18.325
Yeah, I had to anchor
him down with an arrow.

1669
01:30:18.500 --> 01:30:19.283
It's a long story.

1670
01:30:19.457 --> 01:30:20.545
Let's go.

1671
01:30:25.289 --> 01:30:27.073
Go, go, go, go, go, run!

1672
01:30:28.161 --> 01:30:28.771
Faster!

1673
01:30:30.903 --> 01:30:32.818
Oh, Hayden, behind you.

1674
01:30:34.037 --> 01:30:34.777
Play dead.

1675
01:30:39.042 --> 01:30:40.304
Let's go.

1676
01:30:42.306 --> 01:30:44.874
Ow!

1677
01:30:45.048 --> 01:30:46.745
Hey,
whoa, whoa, dude.

1678
01:30:46.919 --> 01:30:48.094
Hayden, Hayden, you
have to keep your hand

1679
01:30:48.268 --> 01:30:49.313
on the joystick, man.

1680
01:30:50.270 --> 01:30:51.446
Are you sure?

1681
01:30:51.620 --> 01:30:53.143
Mm-hmm, yeah, okay,

1682
01:30:53.317 --> 01:30:54.753
so the instructor said-
- My hand on that?

1683
01:30:54.927 --> 01:30:56.712
Okay.
- You have to put your hand-

1684
01:30:56.886 --> 01:30:58.322
Always this, and the other

1685
01:30:58.496 --> 01:30:59.541
one here.
- Are you shitting me?

1686
01:30:59.889 --> 01:31:01.151
Where the fuck are my
sunglasses?

1687
01:31:01.499 --> 01:31:02.718
Okay.

1688
01:31:02.892 --> 01:31:04.415
How'd you know
where to find us?

1689
01:31:04.589 --> 01:31:05.764
Thalia's live stream.

1690
01:31:11.770 --> 01:31:12.597
This is fun.

1691
01:31:17.341 --> 01:31:18.124
- Go for it, man.
- Pull it.

1692
01:31:18.908 --> 01:31:20.344
All right.

1693
01:31:23.216 --> 01:31:26.655
You pull it again.

1694
01:31:26.829 --> 01:31:28.221
Nice, baby.

1695
01:31:28.395 --> 01:31:29.484
Pull it again.

1696
01:31:32.095 --> 01:31:33.139
Hell, yeah.

1697
01:31:33.313 --> 01:31:34.358
Whoa.

1698
01:31:34.532 --> 01:31:35.402
Burn, baby, burn.

1699
01:31:35.577 --> 01:31:36.403
It's missing a paw.

1700
01:31:36.578 --> 01:31:37.927
Hell, yeah.

1701
01:31:45.935 --> 01:31:47.806
Wait!

1702
01:31:47.980 --> 01:31:51.593
I'm still here, come back!

1703
01:32:11.090 --> 01:32:13.571
Let's make
movie magic, everybody.

1704
01:32:15.660 --> 01:32:17.967
Sometimes, when
I'm making a cake,

1705
01:32:18.141 --> 01:32:22.667
it's just a good idea to
spread the frosting.

1706
01:32:29.413 --> 01:32:30.196
Whoa!

1707
01:32:34.592 --> 01:32:38.161
Could I get a towel?

1708
01:32:40.293 --> 01:32:41.904
Thanks.

1709
01:32:42.078 --> 01:32:43.340
And
can you wipe off,

1710
01:32:43.514 --> 01:32:45.081
there's some, there's a
piece of banana on you.

1711
01:32:45.255 --> 01:32:46.561
- Obviously, that's what she-
- It's so slippery.

1712
01:32:46.735 --> 01:32:49.738
Come on, think
about it.

1713
01:32:52.828 --> 01:32:55.700
All right, right,
all right, come at me.

1714
01:32:55.874 --> 01:32:57.789
Your mama's a bitch.

1715
01:33:02.489 --> 01:33:07.103
I want to see these dogs
verified on Instagram.

1716
01:33:07.277 --> 01:33:08.278
This feels like a
fucking fever dream.

1717
01:33:08.452 --> 01:33:10.497
What the fuck
is the deal, fam?

1718
01:33:10.672 --> 01:33:12.325
We knew you
would be okay, Mason,

1719
01:33:12.499 --> 01:33:14.284
how strong you are, I have,
I have a question for you.

1720
01:33:15.677 --> 01:33:17.156
You need makeup.

1721
01:33:17.330 --> 01:33:19.376
I can read the line.

1722
01:33:19.550 --> 01:33:23.336
My FBO in Van Nuys and tell
him to spark up.

1723
01:33:23.510 --> 01:33:25.817
Get sparky, really, she
knows all of my lines.

1724
01:33:25.991 --> 01:33:27.210
She should just do me.

1725
01:33:27.384 --> 01:33:29.125
Okay, let's go.

1726
01:33:31.823 --> 01:33:32.824
I found him.

1727
01:33:40.876 --> 01:33:41.964
Well.

1728
01:33:48.797 --> 01:33:52.061
I've never felt
better in my life.

1729
01:33:52.235 --> 01:33:53.802
Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

1730
01:33:56.369 --> 01:33:59.198
Fuse our collective
force of madness together

1731
01:33:59.372 --> 01:34:00.983
to be an unstoppable force, or-

1732
01:34:02.375 --> 01:34:03.681
Sorry, guys.

1733
01:34:14.039 --> 01:34:16.825
What, you're
now leaving, guys?

1734
01:34:16.999 --> 01:34:18.653
Inside voices,
for the love of God.

1735
01:34:18.827 --> 01:34:20.611
Audio control
on this jet pack?

1736
01:34:20.785 --> 01:34:22.961
I gotta stop smoking
so much weed, guys.

1737
01:34:27.531 --> 01:34:29.011
I always wondered
that in movies,

1738
01:34:29.402 --> 01:34:30.665
When are people
finding the time to go pee?

1739
01:34:30.839 --> 01:34:31.753
Or poop.

1740
01:34:31.927 --> 01:34:32.884
There's dogs out there.

1741
01:34:33.276 --> 01:34:34.407
I know.

1742
01:34:34.581 --> 01:34:35.104
So you
have to hold it.

1743
01:34:37.410 --> 01:34:38.542
You went from "Damn,
boy," to "Damn, boy!"

1744
01:34:38.716 --> 01:34:41.327
Let's go.

1745
01:34:41.501 --> 01:34:43.242
We don't have time for this.

1746
01:34:45.418 --> 01:34:47.029
It's not working.

1747
01:34:47.203 --> 01:34:49.858
- Okay, here you go.
- The best day ever!

1748
01:35:01.434 --> 01:35:02.914
Probably gonna be right
where you are, Grace.

1749
01:35:03.088 --> 01:35:05.787
Okay, okay, okay, sorry.

1750
01:35:07.832 --> 01:35:09.834
Oh, dear, sorry, I'm
gonna take that back.

1751
01:35:12.358 --> 01:35:13.838
My eyelashes.

1752
01:35:18.800 --> 01:35:19.844
So we need to get her

1753
01:35:20.018 --> 01:35:22.499
to- to- to call
the Navy SEALs, or-

1754
01:35:25.589 --> 01:35:28.592
Okay,
okay, another towel.

1755
01:35:34.337 --> 01:35:35.077
- Go, go, go!
- We gotta go, we gotta go!

1756
01:35:35.251 --> 01:35:37.035
Okay.

1757
01:35:37.209 --> 01:35:38.689
- I said the-
- Real fake.

1758
01:35:38.863 --> 01:35:39.995
That was fucking good.

1759
01:35:40.169 --> 01:35:41.518
That was good.
- That was goddamn-

1760
01:35:41.692 --> 01:35:43.041
Don't do that,
I'm not into dudes.

1761
01:35:43.215 --> 01:35:46.915
This is shaping up to
be quite the adventure.

1762
01:36:14.072 --> 01:36:14.943
Bro,
you talking to me?

1763
01:36:16.858 --> 01:36:17.989
What a
time to be alive.

1764
01:36:29.958 --> 01:36:31.046
Did you
just say it's edible?

1765
01:36:31.220 --> 01:36:33.918
He did
say it's edible.

1766
01:36:39.054 --> 01:36:44.711
Do you want a
photo or a video?

1767
01:36:50.282 --> 01:36:52.241
Bingo.

1768
01:36:52.415 --> 01:36:54.112
There are
signs, we'll find our way.

1769
01:36:54.286 --> 01:36:55.897
We don't
speak these signs.

1770
01:36:58.290 --> 01:37:00.031
Listen, we will
find our way, but he wouldn't.

1771
01:37:00.205 --> 01:37:01.903
Okay, we
got confidence.

1772
01:37:06.211 --> 01:37:07.604
Y'all probably
already know her

1773
01:37:07.778 --> 01:37:08.910
and y'all are
probably gonna send

1774
01:37:09.084 --> 01:37:10.476
me a whole bunch of messages.

1775
01:37:10.781 --> 01:37:12.261
Who are we
talking to right now?

1776
01:37:12.435 --> 01:37:13.479
I have no idea
who you're talking to

1777
01:37:13.653 --> 01:37:14.524
'cause there ain't
no service, so.

1778
01:37:14.698 --> 01:37:16.047
So you can't fall out.

1779
01:37:16.395 --> 01:37:16.743
Exactly,
stay safe, kids.

1780
01:37:26.101 --> 01:37:28.538
None of us speak
Spanish.

1781
01:37:28.712 --> 01:37:33.412
Hey, hey, .

1782
01:37:33.586 --> 01:37:35.675
Why you asking me if
I'm okay, lady.

1783
01:37:39.984 --> 01:37:41.638
Welcome to Guatemala.

1784
01:37:41.812 --> 01:37:44.032
Trying to see if I
can get you to lick me, hey.

1785
01:37:47.339 --> 01:37:49.689
Get
it hot and fresh.