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[slow orchestral music]

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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[stone grinding]

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[slow thrumming]

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[slow ominous music]

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[slow dramatic music]

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[dogs barking]

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[dog snarls]

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[group quietly chattering]

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- [Announcer] All
right, people, let's-

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[bell rings]

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[slow music]

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- [Woman] I should have
listened to my agent.

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I just stepped in dog shit,

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and it got between my
toes, and it's humid,

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besides some dog shit.

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At least I hope it
was dog shit. [sighs]

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Ugh, seriously, I don't
know what else can go wrong

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with this picture.

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Hey, I am, I am trying,
I really am here.

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I'm holding on for dear life,

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but it's like this
universe has it out

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for this project or something.

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[dog barks]

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What?

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[dog growls]

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Hey.

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- So you emerge
from the darkness.

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You're being chased by
a cavalry as hounds.

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As you get out to the field,
the cavalry of hounds,

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they engulf you, and you
reach your hand into the sky,

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just as they come upon you.
- What?

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- And there's-

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- That is nothing like
what we rehearsed,

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nothing like what we rehearsed.

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What are you
talking about, what?

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Like, I am all about, like,

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action, okay, and-
and- and I really am,

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but we have to be,
like, it's gotta be-

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- [Director] Fuck my life.

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- Controlled. Controlled
authentic, okay?

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Nobody wants to die here, okay?

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Now, you know I love dogs, but
these dogs are super weird-

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- These dogs?
- Something's off.

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- You mean our dogs?

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- Yes.

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- Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly.

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- Are you kidding me?

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Have you checked in with
the craft service guy?

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- Yeah, no.

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- Okay, well, let me
let you in on something.

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They couldn't
reattach his finger.

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He's down to nine,
so completely,

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please, come up with some plan

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where I get to leave here
with 10 of my fingers.

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- The only plan
I know is the one

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where it looks like
you're getting mauled,

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and that's why your
wardrobe is tailor made

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for this kind of heroism.

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- Fuck, what about the blood?

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Is the blood okay for the dog?

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- Yeah.

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- It's been green
lighted by the vet

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and everything?
- Yes, it's top-shelf organic

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pig's blood, I had
it right here, okay?

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This is, like, a five star
Michelin meal for these guys.

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- You're kidding,
right, pig's blood?

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Pig's blood, are you
fucking kidding me?

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- No.

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- So- so you want to
bathe me in pig's blood

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and send these dogs after
me and to attack me?

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Are you, are you, that's it,

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you know-
- Look, this has gotta be

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final, they've gotta have

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real hunger, okay?
- No, I can't take anymore.

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I am done.
- If they're not drooling-

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- [Announcer] That's it, wrap it
up.

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[both speaking Spanish]

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[Maria Spanish]

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[Marco speaking Spanish]

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[dogs barking]

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[dog whines]

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[dog howls]

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- [Maria] Montoya?

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[Maria speaking Spanish]

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[bat chitters]

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[bat screeches]

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[Maria Spanish]

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[dog howls]

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[crickets chirping]

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[dog whines]

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[bat chitters]

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[slow ominous music]

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[bats screeching]

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[Maria cries out]

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[dogs growling]

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- Maria?

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Come on, Maria.

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[leaves rustling]

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[slow ominous music continues]

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- Montoya?

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[dog whines]

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Montoya?

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[Maria whistles]

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[dog pants]

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[bat chitters]

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Montoya?

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[slow dramatic music]

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[dog growls]

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[leash clinks]

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[dog growls]

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[dog barks]

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[dogs howling]

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- Maria?

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[dog growls]

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[dog barks]

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[Marco speaking Spanish]

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[Maria speaking Spanish]

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[dog growls]

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[Maria grunts]

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[Maria speaking Spanish]

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[Hector speaking Spanish]

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[Maria speaking Spanish]

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[Hector speaking Spanish]

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[dogs growling]

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[cage door creaks]

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[dog barks]

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[dog continues barking]

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[dog growls]

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[Marco shouts]

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- [Maria] Marco!

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[Marco screams]

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Marco?

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[Hector speaking Spanish]

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[slow dramatic music]

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[dog growls]

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[Hector speaking Spanish]

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[Maria speaking Spanish]

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[dogs barking]

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[slow dramatic music continues]

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- Marco?

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- [Hector] Maria.

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[dog growls]

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[Hector screams]

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[dog growls]

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[Maria cries out]

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[slow dramatic music continues]

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[dog barks]

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[slow dramatic music continues]

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[dog barks]

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[glass shatters]

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[Maria pants]

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[dog snarls]

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[dog barks]

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[Hector cries out]

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[Hector screams]

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- Hector!

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[dog whines]

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[truck door slams]

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[Maria pants]

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[dog growls]

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[dog snarls]

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[Maria screams]

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[dogs barking]

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[Maria screams]

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[dogs barking]

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[dogs howling]

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[seagulls crying]

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[upbeat music]

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[howls]

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Yeah, dude, and I am bringing
five content creators, what?

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Five top content creators
to come to this island

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to save these beautiful mutts

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and give them the boozy
influencer lifestyle.

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I am Willy Wonka with
the Golden Ticket,

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and the hot young Timothée
Chalamet Willy Wonka,

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not the old, creepy one.

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I'm bringing these digital
dynamos to this island

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and I'm gonna say
their names

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- Right now, drum roll.

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- First on the list.

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[slow electronic music]

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for the next generation
of busy ladies.

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[marble clatters]
[toy squeaks]

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[slow music]

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[machine whirs]

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[slow electronic music]

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And that's how you dominate
your morning ritual.

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- [Computer] Vince
Ventura mentioned you

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in his live stream, play video?

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- Play.
- [Computer] Play.

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- First on the list, the
unparalleled Killer Queen.

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You and your life
hack, beautifully meta.

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Next on the list-
- Hell, yeah.

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- Big Farmer.

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♪ Stacking clucks ♪

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♪ Riding on this tractor,
that's what's up ♪

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♪ 'Sup, 'sup ♪

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♪ Goats in the field ♪

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♪ Making green all day ♪

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♪ Chickens in the barn ♪

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♪ Stacking clucks,
on this black tractor ♪

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♪ That's what's up ♪

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♪ Sun's up, goats
in the field ♪

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- You gotta check this out.

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- Hey, man,
don't you see

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Big Farmer Jay dropping
some tasty bars?

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- It's super fresh.
[phone chirps]

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But so is this.

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Vince Ventura.
- Big Farmer Jay.

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- [Vince] He's inviting
you to a private island.

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- Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't
wait to bask in your energy.

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- Dope.

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- [Vince] And next, our very
own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly.

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[Mason laughs]

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- Vince Ventura, it's about
time you recognized real talent.

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- You flip a bird to bureaucracy

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with every block
you chain, brother.

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- I made it! [cheers]

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- But don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion,

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okay, Mason, don't get too comfy
in your little ego mansion.

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There are a couple
more people coming,

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the Shenanigan siblings, Violet
Femme and Collins Cleverly.

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- Who the hell are they?

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[slow music]

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- [Collins] Hey, yo, V, come on.

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Get those knees up,
move a little faster.

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Come on, we're lagging
on our live stream.

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- You're the one who was late.

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- Well, I was busy
securing our future.

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Mystics, the vape company,
they're in for 10 grand.

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- Collins.

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- Hmm?

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- Our viewers are kids.

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- That is precisely why
they chose us, Violet.

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Those kids are the
18-year-olds of tomorrow.

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- [Violet] Hmm.

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- Nice tattoo design.

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Hey, you know there's
an app for this, right?

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You just, like-

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- [Violet] Dude.

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- Snap it and done in,
like, three seconds flat,

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but no shade, that's um,

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that's actually pretty legit.

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- Okay, first of all, fuck you.

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And thank you, I guess,
I kind of like it too.

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- You ready to make some magic?

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- Can you just give me a second

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to shift from tortured
artist to click bait clown?

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- Not everyone can
pull off what we do, V,

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and that's, like, the
definition of art, right-

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- [Violet] Well, I'm
pretty sure it's not art.

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- [Collins] Yeah, well,
it's also keeping the lights

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on here, so, you know,
let's raise the bar

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and brighten up the
room a little bit-

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- Ooh, ooh, what
fresh hell is this?

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- The "Not My Arms" Cake
Decorating Challenge.

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- Ooh, no, I am the arms.

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- Nope, you're
vertically challenged.

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Your face would be out of frame.

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Look, art is what we
make of it, all right?

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- Philosophical
gems from the star

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of my pits on your pendulums.

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- Well, try not to
kill my good vibes

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00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:09,484
when we're about to go live
in five, four, three, two.

267
00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,616
Hey, y'all, we're gonna do
something totally insane.

268
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,488
We're gonna see if we can
decorate the beautiful cake

269
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,143
and have Violet
eat it in today's.

270
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:19,320
- [Both] "Not My Hands" Cake
Decorating and Eating Challenge.

271
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,539
- I will not just be
decorating this cake,

272
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,237
but I guess now eating it too.

273
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,326
- But why are we like this?

274
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,762
It's not gonna be Violet's
hands doing all the work.

275
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:30,200
No, no, no, no, it's
gonna get crazy, crazy.

276
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,637
[Violet laughs]

277
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,469
- Oh, don't forget
the sprinkles.

278
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:40,645
Mm, it's so good.

279
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,560
- Hey, hey, Violet.

280
00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,127
What do the fans think of
our performance so far?

281
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,390
- Oh, "internet
royalty," thanks, guys.

282
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,609
- Internet royalty.

283
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:48,697
- Yeah, sure, we'll take it.

284
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,133
- Two thumbs up, baby.

285
00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,788
- And, oh, an invite to
Vince Ventura's island.

286
00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,355
Sorry, we can't make it
'cause we're skydiving

287
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,009
with Elon Musk.
- No, no, no, no.

288
00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,749
Hold on, dude,
that's fucking legit.

289
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,839
Oh, yeah, that's from
the GOAT himself.

290
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,148
- Oh, mm-mm.

291
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,543
- Yes, yes.
[slow music]

292
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,502
- Looks so great.

293
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,200
- It's almost iconic.

294
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,636
- That's a good-looking
group right there.

295
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,681
Aw, man, Thalia,
you're the shit.

296
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,422
- Yo, mad love, for real.

297
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,989
I'm just out here
sprinkling some vibes,

298
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,035
hoping you guys
make viral history.

299
00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:23,993
All right, come on, follow
me to the promised land.

300
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,212
- [Jay] Let's do it.

301
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,561
- Let's go pet some puppies.

302
00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,302
[pop music playing]

303
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,959
[helicopter blades whirring]

304
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,571
- [Jay] I see you with
the flashy jet playboy.

305
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,399
- Well, that country
swag a little extra, yo,

306
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,749
but if that's your
jam, I don't judge.

307
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,273
- It kind of sounds like you do.

308
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,536
- [Jay] I ain't tripping on
it, little mama. [laughs]

309
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,799
- Who are you two, again,
the Chamois siblings?

310
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:48,888
- No, no, no, we're the-

311
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,106
- Actually, nevermind.

312
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:50,977
- We're the Shenanigan siblings.

313
00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:51,891
- I don't care.

314
00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,631
- Yeah, we just crossed

315
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,764
four million subs
last month, actually.

316
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,679
I listened to your podcast
about pulling back the wallpaper

317
00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,376
on the financial facade, like,
that shit was dope, dude.

318
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,856
- Thanks, bro.

319
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:04,251
- Yo, Farmer dude,
check this out.

320
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,166
That's my calling coin, a key
to the Mason Kelly kingdom.

321
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,211
Scan that QR code
and bam, [snaps]

322
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,257
you're one Bitcoin richer.

323
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,562
- [Thalia] Oh, that's lit.

324
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,438
- What, you guys didn't know?

325
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,005
Bananas are, like,
natural bug shields.

326
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,484
If you had watched my vids,

327
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,790
you'd be clued into
this already, but hey.

328
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,183
- That peel mixed with

329
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,054
your perfume smell
like banana pudding.

330
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,277
Damn, now I want
some banana pudding.

331
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,801
- Yo, guys, peep the
flip side of the island.

332
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,281
That's where we're laying
down a track system

333
00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,413
for our trams,
pretty dope, right?

334
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,285
- [Mason] It's popping.

335
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,721
- Yeah, everyone, see
that boat down there?

336
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,592
That's gonna be the
Vincetopia party barge.

337
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,464
It'll take people
from the city straight

338
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,727
to this slice of paradise
of ours for tours.

339
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,730
♪ All I need is the
sun in my sight ♪

340
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,688
- Hey, when do we get
to meet the man himself?

341
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:54,605
- Oh, dude, Vince is just maxing
and relaxing, island-style.

342
00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,042
He is counting down the seconds

343
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,958
'til he gets to meet you guys.

344
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,264
Oh, hey, look, there
he is now, my man.

345
00:16:01,438 --> 00:16:04,789
[upbeat music]

346
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:11,187
[helicopter blades whirring]

347
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:21,545
- [Killer Queen] Whoa.

348
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,243
- Nice.

349
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,548
- Mm-hmm.

350
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:25,941
- This is huge for us, V.

351
00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,944
- Hola, my special guests.

352
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:32,165
Welcome to Vincetopia.

353
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,905
That's right, I
colonized this bitch.

354
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,517
Give it here, give it here.

355
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,998
- Dude, we gotta
live stream this shit, ASAP.

356
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,738
Hey, do you have wifi here?

357
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,088
- Hey, yo, Vince,
your boy wants to know

358
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,133
if you got the wifi hooked up.

359
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,874
- I can do you one
better, my boy.

360
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,658
I got my own cell tower.

361
00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,443
- That's fucking dope.
[group chattering]

362
00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,445
- Look at that, I call
her the Iron Giant,

363
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,664
'cause she makes me cry
every time I watch her.

364
00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,014
It's gorgeous,
it's built by kids.

365
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,276
That's legal here.

366
00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,278
Oh, but guess what, you guys?

367
00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,670
You can't use it!

368
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,195
- Huh?

369
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,240
- Come on, dude,
that FOMO will turn

370
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,329
into JOMO, I promise.

371
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,462
That's Joy of Missing Out,
it's trademarked, come on.

372
00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,246
I'll give you all the
dirty deets later,

373
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,335
but for now, no one's
touching my sacred wifi.

374
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,555
- [Mason] It's going up.

375
00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,948
- He's saving his sacred wifi
for that special someone.

376
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,167
- [Mason] Look at this place.

377
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,126
It looks like a tropical resort.

378
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,562
- [Violet] Wait, how
did you engineer this?

379
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,346
- [Killer Queen] Did you
engineer this yourself?

380
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,260
- Yes, the resort is
just the beginning.

381
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,001
Wait 'til you the see beautiful

382
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,524
doggy paradise this
island will become.

383
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,397
It's a gorgeous aerial
view, you guys. [gasps]

384
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:34,966
Oh, look, look, look,
look, look, right there.

385
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,533
- Hello, future citizens.

386
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,231
[dog howls]

387
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,145
- [Mason] What, they're
fucking wild dogs?

388
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,408
- I can't wait to meet you.

389
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:45,368
Behold, these canines
are the backbone

390
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,501
of our little viral odyssey.

391
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,806
- German shepherds?

392
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:52,071
- Mm-hmm, yes, I see the depth

393
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,117
and nuance like a fine
bourbon, impressive animals.

394
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,945
- [Vince] Good eye.

395
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,468
- Look at you, looking
all lush and plush.

396
00:17:58,642 --> 00:17:59,078
Oh, you my special
little fluffy-

397
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:01,167
[dog growls]

398
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,387
- Easy, easy, easy,
cowboy. [laughs]

399
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,041
They'll be your best
friends soon enough,

400
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,391
but for now, let's go
enjoy some hors d'oeuvres.

401
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,610
- Let's give it up for
Vince, everybody. [claps]

402
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:10,611
- All right, cute
dogs, let's go.

403
00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:11,525
- Give it up for Vince.

404
00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,222
[dog barks]

405
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,355
- [Vince] I'm like the
Oprah of dogs. [laughs]

406
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,531
[dog growls]

407
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:18,793
- She gotta go to the bathroom.

408
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,449
- Waivers and IDs.

409
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,103
- Right this way.
[group chattering]

410
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,192
After you, my dudes.

411
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,455
But never poop inside
there, don't poop in there.

412
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:29,282
After you.

413
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,156
Enjoy yourself,
Vincetopia awaits.

414
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,423
- Huzzah, you didn't think I'd
leave you hanging, did you?

415
00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:44,993
Feast, feast, my
internet gladiators.

416
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,603
- Hey, are you wearing
the new Gucci robe?

417
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,910
- That's actually Yeezy's
Messiah Collection.

418
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,868
So down the hall,

419
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,044
you'll find your own
private chambers of slumber.

420
00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,613
Tomorrow morning, we brunch
and unleash the real magic.

421
00:18:56,787 --> 00:19:00,356
Until then, Thalia and I
have some groundwork to lay

422
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,577
for the main event,
so do me a favor

423
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:07,581
and stick to the indoor
shenanigans for tonight,

424
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,932
all right, indoor
shenanigans, au revoir.

425
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,499
- [Jay] That food look good.

426
00:19:12,673 --> 00:19:14,370
[helicopter blades whirring]

427
00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,067
- [Vince] Ah, there she goes.

428
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,940
[slow dramatic music]

429
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:21,421
[dogs growling]

430
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:26,730
- I do this for a living.

431
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,515
You know how many animals

432
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,080
I have to wrangle up?
- You wrangle dogs

433
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:29,994
for a living?

434
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:30,995
- I wrangle cows.

435
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,606
- Tell me what you think

436
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:33,302
about our fellow
icons of the internet.

437
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,178
- I feel like we've dropped down

438
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,441
into the carnival of crazies,

439
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,704
and Mason Kelly is
the guest of honor.

440
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,837
- Yeah, he's not exactly
YouTube friendly, huh?

441
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:50,972
- Vince Ventura, oho, I
don't trust his judgment.

442
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,670
No, a kiddie pool
has more depth.

443
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:58,109
- Oh, that was pretty cold, V.

444
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:02,549
Okay, [clears throat] how about
we pivot to something a bit

445
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,075
fluffier?

446
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,382
- Huh, the dogs?

447
00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,385
- Thoughts?

448
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:18,173
- Oh, I think they should stay,
and we probably shouldn't.

449
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,567
- Yeah, well, yeah, you're
always way more team cat

450
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,221
than dog squad, huh?

451
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,005
- No, I love the dogs.

452
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:28,488
I just think the whole
setup is sketchy.

453
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,447
- Oh, nah, nah, oh, hey, yo, no.

454
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,320
This is the fucking man, okay?

455
00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,322
He's throwing so much
money into this island

456
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,759
to give these dogs a paradise.

457
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,805
- It was their paradise before
his bank account showed up.

458
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:49,422
[Collins laughs]

459
00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,337
- Hey, yo, what's up, Violet?

460
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,251
You all good in the 'hood?

461
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,165
- Yeah, I'm just gonna step out

462
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,864
for a breath of the great
outdoors, you carry on.

463
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,170
- Okay, but didn't Vince
issue a no go, she already.

464
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,129
- Man, she don't give a.

465
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:01,956
[group quietly chattering]

466
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,175
[Violet groans]

467
00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,056
[dog barks]

468
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,840
[dog whines]

469
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,539
[dog howls]

470
00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:23,543
[dogs howling]

471
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:29,549
[dogs barking]

472
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:34,510
[dogs howling]

473
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:39,298
[dog whines]

474
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:45,304
[dog growls]

475
00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:48,785
- Aw, you're still up, huh?

476
00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,875
[dog whines]

477
00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:52,920
Hey.

478
00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:59,056
You don't like being locked
in this cage, do you?

479
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,407
I wish I had a treat for you.

480
00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:03,931
[dog whines]

481
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:07,978
[dog barks]

482
00:22:08,152 --> 00:22:09,240
[Violet gasps]

483
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,331
[dog barks]

484
00:22:12,505 --> 00:22:14,115
[slow dramatic music]

485
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,552
[dogs barking]

486
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,381
Okay, nope.

487
00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,470
[dog barks]

488
00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:24,212
[Violet pants]

489
00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:30,479
[slow dramatic music continues]

490
00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:33,830
[twig snaps]

491
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:37,834
[Violet pants]

492
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:42,752
[slow dramatic music]

493
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,886
[Violet gasps]

494
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,932
Oh, fuck, Collins.

495
00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:50,804
- I was trying to snag
this moody shot of you.

496
00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,022
I figured you'd moseyed-

497
00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:53,328
- You scared the shit out of me.

498
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:54,373
- Hey, check it out.

499
00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:56,157
- Let's check it out.

500
00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,725
- You were so serving
final girl energy here.

501
00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,554
- Eat a dick.

502
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,992
- Wow, this is, like,
mad homophobic, Violet.

503
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,646
- As if being stuck on
Vince Ventura's version

504
00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,299
of "Survivor" isn't
shitty enough,

505
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:11,128
you're now hiding
behind the trees,

506
00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:13,914
acting like a little
creeper, gathering content?

507
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:17,918
I love ya, but I quit.

508
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,659
- Wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa, so what,

509
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,748
you're just gonna
go back to your cave

510
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,706
and draw some pictures
for the maddening crowd?

511
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,363
- At least in my cave, I don't
have to bend over for likes.

512
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:30,974
- Look, this is
our shot, Violet.

513
00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,454
You're always saying
you want to make a mark,

514
00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:35,544
this is it, #savethedogs.

515
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:36,632
- Well, that just
sounds like more risk

516
00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,721
and click bait to me.

517
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:41,028
- Hey, come on, stop, Violet.

518
00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:44,988
We could sway millions, gain
followers, earn trust, like,

519
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,773
that's all influence, and-
- It's suffocating for me.

520
00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,601
- That shit counts
for something, right?

521
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:50,733
- Literally, what you are
describing is soul sucking,

522
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:53,997
and I have had plenty of
that ever since I got a bar

523
00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:55,956
that I have to manage
that's falling apart,

524
00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:59,438
and I'm managing your
dreams, and I'm managing you.

525
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:04,660
- Me?

526
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:08,011
[slow music]

527
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:11,624
Cool, so what am I,
some dreaded task

528
00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:14,365
between paying bills
and existential dread?

529
00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,196
- Like, crafting
content from the comfort

530
00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:22,373
of our little
studio, that's cool,

531
00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,550
and I'm cool with
that, but diving

532
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:27,553
into the vapid creator circus,

533
00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:30,556
it's just, I can't do it.

534
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,690
- All right, so look,

535
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:35,735
maybe everyone here
is a little eccentric.

536
00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:37,476
[Violet scoffs]

537
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:39,390
But they're as real
as it gets, Violet.

538
00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,698
It's okay to like them.

539
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,266
They have their anxieties
and ambitions, same as you.

540
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:49,052
I mean, have you ever considered

541
00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,707
that maybe you're
just a bit jealous

542
00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:54,754
because they're living life
to the fullest and you're not?

543
00:24:57,017 --> 00:25:00,499
[Violet sighs]

544
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,413
- They're as real as it gets?

545
00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:07,244
They're as real as it gets?

546
00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,290
They're as real as it gets,

547
00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:13,686
and you're saying that I
have some psychological issue

548
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,470
that's keeping me from growing

549
00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:19,648
into a real two-dimensional
creator, just like them?

550
00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:21,824
Okay, let me just try this out.

551
00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:25,480
Hi, world, it's me, Violet,
live from the intersection

552
00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,656
of Botox and bleached assholes.

553
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,397
Drop your dignity
in the comments.

554
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,486
What's up, blockchain believers?

555
00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,749
On this episode of the Bro
Bible, we'll teach you how

556
00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:36,535
to throw Bitcoin at
bitches, and we guarantee

557
00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:39,886
they'll either put out or
shut up. [imitates laughing]

558
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,149
Don't forget to smash
the like button.

559
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:45,282
Dude, if that is your definition
of life to the fullest,

560
00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,851
that is so fucking bleak.

561
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,766
[Collins laughs]

562
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:54,117
[Collins claps]

563
00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,077
- Oh, man, I should have been
recording on that, Violet.

564
00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:57,991
Damn, that-

565
00:25:58,165 --> 00:25:58,992
- Shut up.

566
00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,297
- Performance was gold.

567
00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,299
- Shut up, dude.
[Collins laughs]

568
00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:07,870
- Oh, major missed opportunity,
yo, "Oh, oh, duh, duh."

569
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,132
- Shut up.
[Collins laughs]

570
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:10,046
- V.

571
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,179
- Yeah?

572
00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:13,876
- What- what's your play,
like, what are you gonna do?

573
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,835
Are you gonna swim
back to civilization?

574
00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:18,054
- Yeah, I'm gonna swim back.

575
00:26:18,228 --> 00:26:20,274
No, I think Thalia's
my ticket out of here.

576
00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,276
- Thalia smells like Starbucks,

577
00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,320
sunscreen, and weed.

578
00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:24,365
- Collins.

579
00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:25,192
- Please, just chill.

580
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,326
Come on, just give it one night,

581
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,938
just one little night
for me, one night-

582
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,723
- Okay, fine, fine, tonight.

583
00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:36,986
But if I find myself the star

584
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:43,471
of some sleep shaming reel,
[laughs] you are dead.

585
00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:44,994
- V, I wouldn't dream
of doing that to you,

586
00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:46,256
but, but, yes.
[bats chittering]

587
00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:47,388
If tomorrow's a flop-

588
00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:50,043
- Uh-huh?

589
00:26:50,217 --> 00:26:53,089
- We bounce together,
all right, deal?

590
00:26:53,263 --> 00:26:55,483
[Collins spits]

591
00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:56,353
Deal?
- Deal.

592
00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:57,485
- All right.

593
00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,269
[door rattles]

594
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,275
[waves lapping]

595
00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:08,975
- [Killer Queen]
This is so good.

596
00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:09,932
- [Mason] These are
good, right here.

597
00:27:10,106 --> 00:27:12,500
[group chattering]

598
00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:15,634
- [Jay] All right, hand
me that, hand me that.

599
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:16,417
- [Violet] Actually,
I have a question.

600
00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:18,114
- Good morning, squad!

601
00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:20,856
[group cheers]

602
00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,554
NDAs are signed?

603
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,252
- [Thalia] We're all clear.
- Yeah.

604
00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:26,775
- I kind of-

605
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:27,863
- All good, I'm
off to my hideaway.

606
00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:29,256
- All righty. [claps]

607
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,128
[chair creaks]

608
00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:39,440
15 years ago, this island-

609
00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:42,095
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, so are
we gonna start hugging trees

610
00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:43,923
and crying about global
warming or some shit?

611
00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:45,011
- Mason, you're
really dropping a bomb

612
00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,099
on my energy here, so.

613
00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:50,364
- You're right, you're right.

614
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:55,369
[Vince breathes deeply]

615
00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:58,764
- 15 years ago, this island

616
00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:01,680
that we are on right
now became the setting

617
00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:05,118
for a Hollywood horror
story starring the legendary

618
00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:08,817
Hayden Hearst and a
pack of rabid dogs.

619
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:10,471
The film was never finished

620
00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:13,604
because the animal trainers
just, poof, [snaps]

621
00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,781
they vanished, never
to be seen again,

622
00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:18,697
and the dogs were
sadly abandoned,

623
00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:22,788
left
to rule this island.

624
00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:23,919
- So is there, like, an animals'
actors guild or something?

625
00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:25,051
[group laughs]

626
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,052
- Nah, I tried that once.

627
00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:27,880
I had this capybara.

628
00:28:28,054 --> 00:28:29,446
This motherfucker was,
like, a thespian genius.

629
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,058
♪ Capybara, capybara... ♪

630
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,929
- But they wouldn't let
him get his SAG card,

631
00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,714
something about no shrews
policy or some shit like that.

632
00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,019
- Yeah, it makes a lot of sense.

633
00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:38,847
Capybaras are rodents.

634
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,675
- Oh, excuse the fuck out of me,

635
00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:44,157
your royal highness
of Rodent-ial ecology.

636
00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,159
- Hey, guys, do me a favor.
[group laughs]

637
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,508
We're not here to talk
about the capybara paradise.

638
00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:50,380
This is actually about building.

639
00:28:50,554 --> 00:28:53,035
[watch beeps]

640
00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:55,777
[group laughs]

641
00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,738
- Is that an A-train?

642
00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:03,437
- That is a sky tram with doggy
dispensaries at every stop.

643
00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:06,570
But this isn't about the
treats and tummy rubs,

644
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,747
though there will be, [laughs]
there will be a lot of that.

645
00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,837
No, this is about
transforming these dogs

646
00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,535
from ragged to radiant,

647
00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,842
and then releasing them
to live out the rest

648
00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:21,281
of their days in the land
of Milk-Bones and honey.

649
00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:23,152
- Um, can you just circle back,

650
00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,502
'cause what are we
supposed to be doing here?

651
00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:26,242
Why are we here?

652
00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:28,331
- Great question.

653
00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,464
- Thank you.

654
00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:36,426
- We are here for the Great
Canine Crusade Challenge.

655
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,909
It will be ubiquitous, it
will be part of the zeitgeist.

656
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,564
We will join forces to help
rescue the free roaming dogs

657
00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,435
of this island.

658
00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:51,180
It's a race, the twist, whoever
bags the most tail waggers

659
00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,704
will be winning the deed
to this entire island.

660
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,924
- Shit.
[group chattering]

661
00:29:58,187 --> 00:29:59,798
- And the best part?

662
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:02,017
I have rigged cameras
all over the island,

663
00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:04,150
which I will
personally be editing

664
00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:07,718
into an epic eight-part saga.

665
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,503
[group cheers]

666
00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,592
- Shit, hey, I'm in,
I'm in, you got me.

667
00:30:11,766 --> 00:30:13,420
[group laughs]

668
00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,335
- Hold up, I'm trying
to understand this.

669
00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:20,775
So you are turning a wild
dog chase into a reality show

670
00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:22,255
under the guise of
animal activism,

671
00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:23,734
when really, it's
just about the clicks.

672
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,345
That's what I'm hearing.

673
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,173
- Well, I mean, the
clicks are just the gravy.

674
00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:28,783
But since we're on
the topic of subs,

675
00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,741
I guess let's dive into it.

676
00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:32,918
Whether or not you are the one
that snags the grand prize,

677
00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:35,268
you will be a
winner, regardless.

678
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,618
Once we finish this video,
we will be premiering it

679
00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:44,190
across the globe exclusively
on your channels.

680
00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:46,018
- [Jay] Yeah, yes.
[group chattering]

681
00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,410
- So you will be riding a
sort of subscriber tsunami.

682
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,369
[group laughs]

683
00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:51,632
It'll be a sort of, you
know, a success explosion

684
00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,329
in three, two, one.

685
00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:54,504
- Boom.

686
00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:55,549
- Boom.
[group laughs]

687
00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:56,550
- [Jay] I'm with that.

688
00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:57,507
- Hold on, for real?

689
00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:59,640
- Yeah, for real.

690
00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,729
- You think I'm gonna play
wild dog catcher out there,

691
00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,426
out in that fucking jungle?

692
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,125
- Mason, buddy, brother.

693
00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,563
You're our alpha wolf.

694
00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:11,957
- Facts.

695
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:12,653
- [Vince] What's up, yes.

696
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,568
- [Mason] All right.

697
00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,613
- Big Farmer Jay, buddy,
you're our animal expert,

698
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,485
and Killer Queen, your
hilarious little life hacks are

699
00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:19,965
definitely gonna come
in handy out there.

700
00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:21,444
- Oh, they're not
supposed to be funny.

701
00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,664
- You made a sushi roll
kit out of a dildo.

702
00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:24,926
[Mason laughs]

703
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,536
And Violet Femme-

704
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,277
- My god, now my
name's gonna be linked

705
00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:29,452
to a dildo sushi roller
for the rest of my life.

706
00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,672
- Your straight
shooting persona,

707
00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:34,675
mixed with Collins' effervescent
Matthew McConaughey energy,

708
00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:35,806
it's like lightening
in a bottle.

709
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:36,895
- Well, thank you so much.

710
00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,635
- One of those dogs
tried to

711
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,247
bust out of its
cage last night and bite me.

712
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:42,378
- Wait, what?

713
00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:44,250
- For real?
- What?

714
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,599
- I specifically said
no nighttime strolls.

715
00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:46,556
- I think you're
missing the headline.

716
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,210
- Okay, listen.

717
00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:50,909
[table bangs]
[silverware clatters]

718
00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,345
Do you want to win a
fucking island or not?

719
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,694
- It was, like, foaming
around its mouth.

720
00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:54,608
I think it has rabies.

721
00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:55,783
Are you a vet?

722
00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:56,915
- Whoa, whoa, timeout, timeout.

723
00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:58,786
Are we talking rabies here?

724
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,266
Because that's a game changer-

725
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,137
- I don't tangle with
no rabies, big dog.

726
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,052
That's some serious shit.

727
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,793
- They're not monsters,
what are you so afraid of?

728
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,708
They are puppy dogs.

729
00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:10,145
Just come out, come on,
I'll show you, all right?

730
00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,235
Let's meet the pups,
these rabies monsters.

731
00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:14,889
Right this way,
follow the sausage,

732
00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,630
the one in my
hand, not my pants.

733
00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:18,458
[dogs whining]
[group chattering]

734
00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:19,459
They get a little bit groggy.

735
00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:20,677
It's the morning, dudes.

736
00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:22,462
Give them some time to wake up.

737
00:32:22,636 --> 00:32:25,247
[dogs whining]

738
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:27,902
Aw, there's our little baby.

739
00:32:28,076 --> 00:32:30,644
Hi, baby boy, they're so sweet.

740
00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:32,863
- [Jay] Yeah.

741
00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,169
- Sweet, that's the noise
they make when they love you.

742
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,258
Hi, little puppy
dog. See, guys, here.

743
00:32:36,432 --> 00:32:37,520
[gate chimes]

744
00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:38,695
- [Jay] Oh, letting them out?

745
00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,480
- See?
[dog growls]

746
00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,395
Whoa, whoa, okay, okay,
[laughs] all right.

747
00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:46,399
We call this one Spike, see?

748
00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:52,187
Hi, Spike, you want a, he's
a good boy, he's a good boy.

749
00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:56,496
See, he's nicer than I remember.

750
00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,889
Hi, Spikey, who's a good
boy, who's a good boy?

751
00:32:59,064 --> 00:33:00,456
[dog barks]

752
00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:01,980
Who's a good
homeless jungle dog?

753
00:33:02,154 --> 00:33:02,850
[Vince screams]

754
00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:05,722
[group shouting]

755
00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:07,202
- [Mason] Oh, shit.

756
00:33:07,376 --> 00:33:10,249
[group screaming]

757
00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:13,643
[Vince screams]

758
00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:15,776
- He's just got his
ass eaten out by these-

759
00:33:15,950 --> 00:33:16,603
[group screams]

760
00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:18,300
- Shit.

761
00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:22,087
[slow dramatic music]
[group yelling]

762
00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:29,050
[doors slamming]

763
00:33:29,398 --> 00:33:30,486
[dog snarls]

764
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:31,966
- [Killer Queen] Go, go, go, go!

765
00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:33,228
We gotta get in,
we gotta get in.

766
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:35,709
- Oh, my god.
[group chattering]

767
00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:37,015
He's gonna bust in.

768
00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,060
- I'm done, I'm done, I'm out.

769
00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:43,108
[door bangs]

770
00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:44,587
- Is that door gonna hold?

771
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:46,546
- [Killer Queen]
Not much longer.

772
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,242
- [Violet] Maybe we ought
to block the doors, guys.

773
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,113
- [Mason] He's dead.

774
00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:49,766
- Oh, shit.

775
00:33:49,940 --> 00:33:50,854
- [faint music
playing on speaker]

776
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:51,986
- [Mason] Do you hear them?

777
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:52,856
- Oh, god, he's out there.

778
00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,902
He's out there somewhere.

779
00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,035
- [Collins] Yo, Farmer
Jay, be careful over there.

780
00:33:57,209 --> 00:33:59,385
- [computer voice in background]

781
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,474
It's a sanctuary and safari,
an adventure rolled into one.

782
00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:03,215
- [Collins] Hey, do
you see anything?

783
00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:04,738
- [Computer] Here,
dogs of every shape-

784
00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:05,695
- [Collins] Farmer Jay,
do you see something?

785
00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,610
- [Jay] No.

786
00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,525
- [Computer] Inviting you
to join them, join them-

787
00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,353
- [Collins] Is it locked?

788
00:34:11,527 --> 00:34:13,355
[Jay sighs]

789
00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:13,921
- [Killer Queen] Stay right
there, stay right there.

790
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:15,053
- Oh, fuck.

791
00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,532
- [Mason] Come on.

792
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:17,620
- [Jay] There's
nothing out there.

793
00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,187
- [Violet] You sure?

794
00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:21,276
- Oh, shit, hmm mm.

795
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:24,497
- [Collins] Oh! [glass shatters]

796
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,500
Oh, oh!

797
00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,284
- [Killer Queen] Oh, shit.

798
00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:30,068
- [Violet] Collins, watch out!
[dog barks]

799
00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:30,938
- Violet, oh, my god.

800
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:32,418
[group shouting]

801
00:34:32,592 --> 00:34:33,941
[dog barks]

802
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,856
I got it, I got
it, I got it, hey.

803
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,858
[vase shatters]

804
00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:39,425
[dog moans]

805
00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:41,644
- [Violet] Collins, move.

806
00:34:41,818 --> 00:34:43,733
[all shouting]

807
00:34:43,907 --> 00:34:46,214
[dog barks]

808
00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:47,650
- [Mason] This one is for Vince,

809
00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:49,261
you motherfucker.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey!

810
00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:49,870
- What are you doing?
- Chill!

811
00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:51,654
[group shouting]

812
00:34:51,828 --> 00:34:55,005
[Jay yells]

813
00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:56,311
- [Collins] Shit!

814
00:34:56,485 --> 00:34:57,747
- [Killer Queen] Oh, shit!

815
00:34:57,921 --> 00:34:58,879
- [Jay] You motherfucker.

816
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:01,403
[Collins screams]

817
00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:03,666
- [Violet] Collins, Collins!
[group shouting]

818
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,537
- Get the fuck off!
- Get him, get him!

819
00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:05,842
- Get the fuck off me!

820
00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:08,367
[dog barks]
[group yelling]

821
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,588
- [Killer Queen] Get
him, get him, get him,

822
00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:15,200
stupid motherfucker, go!

823
00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:16,549
- [Collins] Mason!

824
00:35:16,723 --> 00:35:19,160
[group shouting]

825
00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:23,295
[dog barks]

826
00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:24,122
- Don't just
fucking stand there.

827
00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:26,559
Let's go, get out.

828
00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,256
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!

829
00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,388
- [Mason] Let's go
to the wine cellar!

830
00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:30,389
[Collins cries out]

831
00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,565
- [Violet] Collins!

832
00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:33,696
- Collins, get the fuck up!

833
00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:34,610
[Collins screams]

834
00:35:34,784 --> 00:35:36,743
- What the fuck?

835
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,048
- [Jay] No, the dog's fucking
him, the dog's fucking him.

836
00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,267
- I do not consent.

837
00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:40,660
- [Jay] Stop fucking my friend.

838
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:43,924
- Hang on, I have an idea.
[group yelling]

839
00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:46,100
I have the fire extinguisher.

840
00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:47,884
Get ready for the
smoke show, bitch.

841
00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,277
- Let's go!

842
00:35:50,452 --> 00:35:51,714
[slow dramatic music]

843
00:35:51,888 --> 00:35:53,412
[dog growls]

844
00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,805
[dog barks]

845
00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:00,375
- [Mason] Hurry up!

846
00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:02,247
- I'm trying to move fast.

847
00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:03,161
Come on, Collins.
- [Jay] Hey, what's that?

848
00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:05,511
I don't even know what that was.

849
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:06,729
- [Violet] Come on.

850
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:07,948
- [Mason] What is this shit?

851
00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:09,515
- Lean on me.

852
00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:10,516
- Pretty good,
it's not that bad.

853
00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:11,473
- Quick, we need
to sterilize it.

854
00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:13,171
Oh, my god.

855
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,042
- Look, here, use this.
- Oh, you're bleeding.

856
00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:18,045
- We gotta Hawk Tuah
sanitize that thing.

857
00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:19,046
[Collins groans]

858
00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:20,178
[group chattering]

859
00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:21,744
Shit, I'm helping.

860
00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,877
No time for niceties, bro.

861
00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:25,922
- [Violet] Anybody got a
rag or a shirt or something?

862
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:26,836
- Here, take this.

863
00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,621
- Thanks.

864
00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,536
- So Thalia's the only person

865
00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:31,885
that got connection with
the outside world, right?

866
00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,626
So we ought to
holler at her and see

867
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,062
if she can get in touch
with the Navy SEALs,

868
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,498
or Seal the singer,

869
00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:38,108
somebody to help us get
the fuck up out of here.

870
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,414
- Does that hurt?

871
00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:40,546
- But how are we
gonna get to her, bro?

872
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,810
- Hey, window.

873
00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:51,513
- Great idea, but we're
gonna need some weapons

874
00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,472
or something to fight them.
- True.

875
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:59,782
- You know what, yeah, this
nine iron would do real good.

876
00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:01,436
Pow, bitch.

877
00:37:01,610 --> 00:37:02,481
[Mason screams]
[glass shatters]

878
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:03,917
- Oh, my god.

879
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:05,179
- Mason.

880
00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:06,441
- What's wrong with you?

881
00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:08,574
- What the fuck, man?
- Here.

882
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:12,491
Give me that shit.

883
00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:15,145
- This some Secret Santa shit?

884
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,886
Man, your ass is crazy.

885
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:19,672
Come on, man, hoist me up here

886
00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:22,022
so I can see if I can
get a lay of the land.

887
00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:22,936
- Okay, all right.

888
00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:23,850
- Come on.

889
00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:25,330
[Mason grunts]

890
00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:26,896
- Yeah, what do you see?

891
00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,463
- All right, hold on.

892
00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,509
- You see anything?

893
00:37:32,424 --> 00:37:33,120
[birds chirping]

894
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,122
[Jay grunts]

895
00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:37,603
Shit, you're fucking heavy, bro.

896
00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:38,908
What do you see?

897
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:39,822
- [Killer Queen] Oh, careful.

898
00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:41,041
- [Mason] Come on.

899
00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:42,477
- [Killer Queen] You got it?

900
00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:43,478
- Bro.
- You need some help?

901
00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:45,611
- [Violet] Guys, keep it down.

902
00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:46,351
- [Mason] 'Cause you ain't
light, bro, what do you see?

903
00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:48,353
[Violet speaks softly]

904
00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:49,049
- [Killer Queen] What's
going on, you see anything?

905
00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:50,268
- [Violet] Keep it down.

906
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:51,181
- [Mason] You see anything?

907
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:53,619
[dog growls]

908
00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,321
- Hey, big fella.
[nervous laughter]

909
00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:04,847
How you doing?

910
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:07,067
[dog growls]

911
00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:08,111
Easy, bitch.

912
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,723
[dog snarls]

913
00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:13,378
Ahhh!

914
00:38:13,552 --> 00:38:14,422
[glass splicing]

915
00:38:14,596 --> 00:38:16,511
[dog shrieks]

916
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:17,817
- [Killer Queen] What the
hell is going on up there

917
00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:19,079
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- Are you good?

918
00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:20,559
- I didn't mean to do it, oh.

919
00:38:21,342 --> 00:38:22,909
[dog growls]

920
00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,172
Oh, shit, oh, no, oh,
no, oh, no, no, no.

921
00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:26,913
Reel me in, reel me in.

922
00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:27,653
Come on, come on, come on.
- Okay, okay, okay, everyone.

923
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,568
- Come on, pull me, pull.

924
00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:30,917
Oh, no, no, no, no.

925
00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:32,179
Oh, no, no, no!

926
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:33,180
- Oh, shit.

927
00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:34,834
[Jay thuds]

928
00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,662
- [Killer Queen] Sorry, buddy.

929
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:37,532
- [Jay] It almost bit
my goddamn face off

930
00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:39,186
- It's all right, get up.

931
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,143
- You good?
- You're good, you're good.
- Fuck.

932
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,362
- [Violet] That was stupid.

933
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:42,276
- [Jay] It's a
wild one out there

934
00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:43,973
patrolling the perimeter.

935
00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:45,323
- [Killer Queen] How far is
it to Thalia's from here?

936
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:46,193
- [Mason] What, you think
you're gonna outrun a dog?

937
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:47,368
- [Violet] Guys, I'll go.

938
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:48,369
- Yeah, good one.

939
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:50,589
- Actually, I can go with her.

940
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,112
- [Mason] Sure you can, dude.

941
00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:54,201
- Yeah, me too, I can move fast.

942
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:57,247
[slow music]

943
00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:58,031
- All right, look, we're
gonna have to, like,

944
00:38:58,205 --> 00:38:59,424
run interference, okay?

945
00:38:59,598 --> 00:39:01,251
I'll set up a distraction,

946
00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:04,472
and that way you'd be able
to move around them. [sighs]

947
00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:06,344
- [Mason] You gonna be okay

948
00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:07,127
back there, buddy?
- Hang on, I have an idea.

949
00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:08,433
We need a distraction.

950
00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:11,087
[slow music continues]

951
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,219
[toy squeaks]

952
00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:14,090
- What the fuck is this?

953
00:39:14,264 --> 00:39:16,049
[toy squeaks]

954
00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:18,051
- Oh, shit, all right, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

955
00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:20,358
I see what this is.
[toy squeaks]

956
00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:21,881
- Mm-hmm.

957
00:39:22,055 --> 00:39:24,797
[slow dramatic music]

958
00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:26,668
Why do you get "Game of
Thrones" wine bottle bandolier

959
00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:28,670
and I'm stuck milking Pikachu?
[toy squeaks]

960
00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,934
- Just make sure you don't do
it in the fucking house, man.

961
00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:33,893
- I know, I know, I'm
not a fucking idiot.

962
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:37,462
- The jury's still deliberating
on that one, playboy.

963
00:39:37,636 --> 00:39:40,290
[birds trilling]

964
00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:46,601
[Collins moans]

965
00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:48,473
- Oh, shit, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

966
00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:51,824
Fuck, that hurts, my ankle.

967
00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:54,435
- Just sit down.

968
00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:57,960
- No, it's, my ankle's fucked.

969
00:39:58,134 --> 00:40:00,180
Here, I'll just hold it
down here and you go.

970
00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:01,311
Just come back for me.

971
00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,923
[slow music]

972
00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:06,708
- Okay, okay.
- All right.

973
00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:08,275
- I swear to god, bro, I'm out.

974
00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:09,972
As soon as I get out of here,

975
00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:11,974
I'm getting a one way
flight, I don't give a shit-

976
00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:13,193
- Shut your ass up.

977
00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:14,107
- Man, you shut the fuck up.

978
00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:15,195
[toy squeaks]

979
00:40:15,369 --> 00:40:16,109
What?
[dog growls]

980
00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:16,805
- Oh, oh.

981
00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:20,026
Go, go.

982
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,463
[dog growls]

983
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,986
Hurry up, stupid.

984
00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:29,775
[dog whines]

985
00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:32,212
[slow dramatic music]

986
00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:35,433
[dog growls]

987
00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:39,524
I think he saw me.

988
00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:42,831
[dog growls]

989
00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,312
- Get down.

990
00:40:46,705 --> 00:40:49,272
[dog continues growling]

991
00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:56,932
[Killer Queen sighs]

992
00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:02,285
[slow dramatic music]

993
00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,504
- Oh, fuck.

994
00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:04,723
- Fuck.

995
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:09,379
- Psst, go, go, go, come on.

996
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,077
[foliage rustles]

997
00:41:11,251 --> 00:41:12,731
[toy squeaks]

998
00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,734
Fuck, be quiet, fuck.
[toy squeaks]

999
00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:20,303
[Violet gasps]

1000
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,044
[dog growls]

1001
00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:25,047
[Killer Queen trembles]

1002
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:27,180
- Go, go, run!

1003
00:41:27,354 --> 00:41:29,530
[slow dramatic music continues]

1004
00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:31,140
- Quick, we gotta hide!

1005
00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,144
- Oh, my god.

1006
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:46,895
[dog whines]

1007
00:41:50,246 --> 00:41:51,813
[dog whines]

1008
00:41:51,987 --> 00:41:54,555
[Violet whimpers]

1009
00:41:57,253 --> 00:41:59,125
[footsteps pattering]

1010
00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:01,649
[dog whines]

1011
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,567
[dog growls]

1012
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,008
[Violet whimpers]

1013
00:42:14,444 --> 00:42:16,795
[dog growls]

1014
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,321
[toy squeaks]

1015
00:42:21,495 --> 00:42:24,237
[dog growls]

1016
00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:26,195
[toy squeaks]

1017
00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:28,633
- Well, if you want to
catch the eye of the dog,

1018
00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:30,722
you gotta give them a
performance they can't ignore.

1019
00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:31,374
- What are you talking about?

1020
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,811
[Jay shouts]

1021
00:42:32,985 --> 00:42:36,205
[toy squeaks]

1022
00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:38,686
- All right, all right.
♪ You are here now ♪

1023
00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:40,079
♪ I just want you more ♪

1024
00:42:40,253 --> 00:42:42,864
♪ Right here on the floor ♪

1025
00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:44,605
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

1026
00:42:46,433 --> 00:42:50,132
[Jay continues singing loudly]

1027
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,353
♪ Hey, hey ♪

1028
00:42:53,527 --> 00:42:54,484
- I gotta hook you up
with my boy, Giuseppe, yo.

1029
00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:55,877
- Nah, I'm cool.

1030
00:42:56,051 --> 00:42:56,922
- Are you sure?

1031
00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:58,097
He cooks in the lab.

1032
00:42:58,271 --> 00:42:59,794
- This shit ain't working.

1033
00:42:59,968 --> 00:43:01,448
[foliage snaps]

1034
00:43:04,016 --> 00:43:04,712
[dog barks]

1035
00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:05,800
- Oh, shit.

1036
00:43:05,974 --> 00:43:08,194
[dog barks]

1037
00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:12,372
- Hey, I got something
for your ass-

1038
00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:13,634
- Abort, abort!

1039
00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,595
Eat this, eat this.

1040
00:43:19,248 --> 00:43:21,860
- Oh, shit.
[toy squeaks]

1041
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:29,563
[dogs snarling]

1042
00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:30,303
[toy squeaks]
[Jay grunts]

1043
00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:31,696
Bingo.

1044
00:43:31,870 --> 00:43:33,175
[dog whines]
[dogs barking]

1045
00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:35,047
- Let's go, get
to the cell tower!

1046
00:43:36,483 --> 00:43:39,312
[slow music]

1047
00:43:41,575 --> 00:43:43,838
[dogs barking]

1048
00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:47,450
- Ugh.

1049
00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:51,759
Oh, that smell.
[dogs growling]

1050
00:43:52,891 --> 00:43:55,937
[dogs barking]

1051
00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:58,810
[foliage snapping]

1052
00:44:00,594 --> 00:44:02,857
[dogs barking]

1053
00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,081
- Oh.

1054
00:44:09,255 --> 00:44:12,214
Oh, oh, thank god.

1055
00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:14,652
- Okay, don't get closer to it.

1056
00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:16,871
- Oh, he's so cute.

1057
00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:19,352
- That innocence has
an expiration date.

1058
00:44:19,526 --> 00:44:21,006
[dogs barking]

1059
00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:22,616
- I could totally be its, like,

1060
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:23,443
rehabilitation
coach or something.

1061
00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,401
[puppy snarls]

1062
00:44:25,575 --> 00:44:27,099
[Killer Queen screams]

1063
00:44:27,273 --> 00:44:28,666
Oh, God, God, get
it off, get it off!

1064
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,710
- Oh, my God.

1065
00:44:29,884 --> 00:44:31,669
[Killer Queen screams]

1066
00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:33,366
- Kick it, kick it, kick it!

1067
00:44:34,628 --> 00:44:38,240
[puppy squeals]

1068
00:44:38,414 --> 00:44:39,589
- Oh, shit, I just
kicked a puppy.

1069
00:44:45,552 --> 00:44:46,509
[cellphone shatters]

1070
00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:47,597
[puppy whines]

1071
00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:48,686
Huh.

1072
00:44:51,906 --> 00:44:53,734
[puppy shrieks]

1073
00:44:53,908 --> 00:44:56,476
[dog growls]

1074
00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:58,217
- Okay, what's the rule of
the wild here, play dead?

1075
00:44:58,391 --> 00:44:59,958
- Okay.

1076
00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:02,351
Very slow, back away.

1077
00:45:03,657 --> 00:45:05,398
[dog growls]

1078
00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:07,095
- Hey, big fella.

1079
00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:09,271
- [Violet] Hey.

1080
00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:10,795
- Oh, easy.

1081
00:45:12,753 --> 00:45:17,105
Easy.
[dog growls]

1082
00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:19,629
- [Violet] Okay, let's just let
him go where he wants to go.

1083
00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:20,979
- Can dogs push buttons?

1084
00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:25,287
- [Toy voice] Bitch, please.

1085
00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:27,246
- You can train them
to do a lot of things.

1086
00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:28,726
Oh.
[gate chimes]

1087
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,118
[Killer Queen wails]
- Run!

1088
00:45:33,774 --> 00:45:35,167
[dogs barking faintly]

1089
00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:37,517
[Collins grunts]

1090
00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:47,005
[dogs continue barking]

1091
00:45:51,226 --> 00:45:53,359
[Collins grunts]

1092
00:45:59,408 --> 00:46:01,367
[dogs continue barking]

1093
00:46:01,541 --> 00:46:04,631
[dog shrieks]

1094
00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:07,460
[slow tense music]

1095
00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:19,515
- Come on, bro, come on, run!

1096
00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:22,649
Great shot, fuck, they're on
their way, let's go, hurry up!

1097
00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:23,911
- All right, all right.

1098
00:46:24,085 --> 00:46:25,304
- I don't got no more weapons.

1099
00:46:25,478 --> 00:46:27,219
[dogs barking]

1100
00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:29,003
- Faster, faster, they're
on my ass, come on,

1101
00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:30,788
come on, move your feet.
- All right.

1102
00:46:30,962 --> 00:46:32,528
Should throw, throw something
at them, do something.

1103
00:46:32,702 --> 00:46:34,269
You got anything, huh?

1104
00:46:35,314 --> 00:46:36,358
[Jay yells]

1105
00:46:36,532 --> 00:46:37,664
[dog snarls]

1106
00:46:37,838 --> 00:46:39,492
[Jay screams]

1107
00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:41,146
You got those big-ass
arms, just use them.

1108
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,453
- Get off me, right,
come on, get your.

1109
00:46:47,195 --> 00:46:49,023
[slow dramatic music]

1110
00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:50,982
- [Violet] Okay, okay. [pants]

1111
00:46:52,070 --> 00:46:52,853
[door slams]

1112
00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:56,335
- [Thalia] Do you want a treat?

1113
00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:57,945
Oh, does my little
baby want a treat?

1114
00:46:58,119 --> 00:47:00,252
Oh, I'll give you
some nice, yeah.

1115
00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:02,863
Oh, who's a sparkly
boy? [imitates panting]

1116
00:47:04,473 --> 00:47:06,127
[Thalia laughs]

1117
00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:07,302
Oh, you want to be brushed?
[game chirps]

1118
00:47:07,476 --> 00:47:08,782
Oh, you want butt
scratches there?

1119
00:47:08,956 --> 00:47:09,783
Oh, I'll give you
some, oh, woof.

1120
00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,132
Woof, woof, woof, woof.

1121
00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:13,700
You want sparkle,
sparkle. [laughs]

1122
00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,920
Oh, you're so happy.

1123
00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:17,182
Holy horse-dick.

1124
00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:19,532
- Hello.
- What's us.

1125
00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:21,534
- [Thalia] Wait,
guys, where's Vince?

1126
00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:23,405
[dogs barking]

1127
00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:28,933
- [Jay] Jesus. [screams]

1128
00:47:31,022 --> 00:47:35,548
- Spike just went full-on
Hannibal Lecter on Vince.

1129
00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:38,768
- Yeah, well, yo, you're yanking
my chain right now, right?

1130
00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:40,945
This is, like, some
straight-up chain yankage.

1131
00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:43,817
- Just swing back,
come on, I got you.

1132
00:47:43,991 --> 00:47:45,427
Come on, yes, yes.
[dogs barking]

1133
00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:46,733
All right.

1134
00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:49,562
[Jay screams]

1135
00:47:49,736 --> 00:47:51,346
[dogs barking]

1136
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,087
Oh, fuck.

1137
00:47:53,261 --> 00:47:54,959
- You're the only
one with a connection

1138
00:47:55,133 --> 00:47:56,308
to the outside world, so you
need to just stop playing

1139
00:47:56,482 --> 00:47:58,223
and call someone,
like, now, please.

1140
00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:00,094
- Dudes, dudes, this is,
like, typical Vince shit.

1141
00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,096
[slow dramatic music]

1142
00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,751
- Oh, fuck dystopia, I
gotta get back on the phone.

1143
00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:08,624
- Same, I need to get
back to my phone, bro.

1144
00:48:08,798 --> 00:48:10,713
What are we gonna do about them?

1145
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,412
[dogs barking]

1146
00:48:13,586 --> 00:48:15,327
- [Thalia] Watch, watch, watch.

1147
00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:18,417
Yo, Vince, dude,
[laughs] nice try.

1148
00:48:18,591 --> 00:48:19,461
[dogs barking]

1149
00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:20,941
Any bright ideas now?

1150
00:48:23,509 --> 00:48:24,205
[Jay grunts]

1151
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:24,945
- Yeah.

1152
00:48:27,295 --> 00:48:28,035
[dog barks]

1153
00:48:28,209 --> 00:48:29,645
[Thalia laughs]

1154
00:48:29,819 --> 00:48:31,996
- This is so classic,
man, this is so-

1155
00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:33,301
- Yeah.

1156
00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,347
- Hyah!

1157
00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:36,348
- Eat it.

1158
00:48:36,522 --> 00:48:38,219
- Got his ass.

1159
00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:39,786
- This is, like, some
next-level shit, dog.

1160
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,527
- It's working, it's working.

1161
00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:44,486
[dogs barking]

1162
00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,270
- Where'd they go?

1163
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,795
Are you scoping 'em?

1164
00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:50,666
Bro?

1165
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,799
- Sweet Jesus.

1166
00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:55,106
[slow ominous music]

1167
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,803
- It's straight up not
in the rule book, fam.

1168
00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:58,936
- Collins is in the wine
cellar and he's hurt.

1169
00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:00,720
You have to call
the helicopter now.

1170
00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:02,635
- Fucking call someone.

1171
00:49:02,809 --> 00:49:04,811
[slow ominous music]

1172
00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:06,944
[foliage rustling]

1173
00:49:07,118 --> 00:49:09,424
[dog whines]

1174
00:49:15,822 --> 00:49:18,390
[dog growls]

1175
00:49:18,564 --> 00:49:19,391
- Shit.

1176
00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:24,135
[Mason yells]

1177
00:49:24,309 --> 00:49:25,963
Bro, bro, this fucking
thing is moving.

1178
00:49:26,137 --> 00:49:27,312
- Fine, I'll make the call.

1179
00:49:27,486 --> 00:49:28,530
[computer chirps]

1180
00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:30,750
Oh, shit, man, great timing.

1181
00:49:30,924 --> 00:49:33,231
I think I have to reset my
network settings or some shit.

1182
00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:35,407
[Jay yells]

1183
00:49:35,581 --> 00:49:36,886
[slow dramatic music]

1184
00:49:37,061 --> 00:49:37,887
- [Jay] Oh, shit,
oh, no, no, no.

1185
00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:38,888
Be still, be still.

1186
00:49:39,063 --> 00:49:40,107
- [Mason] Fuck this.

1187
00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:42,892
- [Jay] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1188
00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:44,807
- Buckle up, buttercup.

1189
00:49:45,678 --> 00:49:46,461
- [Jay] What you doing?

1190
00:49:46,635 --> 00:49:47,332
- Bitch.

1191
00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:48,420
- [Jay] Whoa!

1192
00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:51,466
- Oh, yeah, I don't think

1193
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,555
the network settings
is the problem.

1194
00:49:55,818 --> 00:49:58,169
Mason and Big
Farmer Jay boned us.

1195
00:49:58,343 --> 00:49:59,692
- [Thalia] Dude,
that's vandalism.

1196
00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:02,129
- What idiots climb
up a cellphone tower?

1197
00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:04,697
- Someone with a death
wish, that's who.

1198
00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:07,134
- It's fucking on time.

1199
00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:10,137
Get fried, you little fuckers!

1200
00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:13,575
[Jay shouts]

1201
00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:17,840
Ah, that's right.

1202
00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,886
- Hold on.

1203
00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,018
- We gotta help them.

1204
00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,586
- What's that?

1205
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,587
- Flare gun, baby.

1206
00:50:29,069 --> 00:50:32,333
[shoe squeaks]

1207
00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:34,292
Either we scare them
off or we light 'em up.

1208
00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:35,380
Either way, it's a win win.

1209
00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:44,041
It's about to be lit.

1210
00:50:44,215 --> 00:50:45,607
[gun fires]

1211
00:50:45,781 --> 00:50:46,826
[flare whistles]

1212
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,871
- A flare, seriously?

1213
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:53,920
[water splashes]

1214
00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:56,966
- Eh, oh, well, it's a
little fail city over here.

1215
00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:59,404
- What's next, a
strongly-worded letter?

1216
00:50:59,578 --> 00:51:01,362
- What the fuck?

1217
00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,930
- I think I just gotta,
like, aim a little higher.

1218
00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:07,281
It's physics?

1219
00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:08,978
- Yeah, sure.

1220
00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:13,331
- Yeah, it's,
like, some physics.

1221
00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:15,420
This is it, all
right, here we go.

1222
00:51:16,899 --> 00:51:17,683
[shoe squeaks]

1223
00:51:17,857 --> 00:51:19,554
[gun fires]

1224
00:51:19,728 --> 00:51:20,947
[flare whistles]

1225
00:51:21,121 --> 00:51:23,471
[slow music]

1226
00:51:25,299 --> 00:51:26,996
Oh. [sighs]
- Oh, shit!

1227
00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:28,520
- Oh!

1228
00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:29,782
[Jay yells]

1229
00:51:29,956 --> 00:51:31,610
[Mason screams]

1230
00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,830
Not the kind of fire we
were looking for, man.

1231
00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:37,746
- Maybe I overshot that one.

1232
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,965
- Yeah.

1233
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,836
- Yeah, I think astronomically.

1234
00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:43,317
- At least we got rid
of those dogs, bro.

1235
00:51:43,491 --> 00:51:45,363
[fire crackles]
[metal creaks]

1236
00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:46,886
- Oh, we're going down.

1237
00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:48,148
- Holy shit!

1238
00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:50,150
No!

1239
00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:51,804
- Oh, no!

1240
00:51:51,978 --> 00:51:53,110
[Mason thuds]

1241
00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,461
- [Mason] Oh!

1242
00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:57,984
- Do you think I killed them?

1243
00:51:58,158 --> 00:52:00,421
- Yeah, that- that
seems probable.

1244
00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:02,641
- Oh, shit, where are
we supposed to go?

1245
00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:05,078
- It's swim time,
bro, do or die.

1246
00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:05,948
- You out your
motherfucking mind.

1247
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,994
I'm not jumping off that.

1248
00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:09,474
- The drop's not even bad.

1249
00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:10,605
We just need to
lead ourselves off

1250
00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:12,259
with a head start, come on.

1251
00:52:12,433 --> 00:52:13,565
- When I die, I'm
gonna come back

1252
00:52:13,739 --> 00:52:15,523
and I'm gonna whoop your ass.

1253
00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:17,960
- Okay, I'm, like, 65% sure
this isn't even suicide.

1254
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,484
You got this.

1255
00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:20,659
- Listen, I'm gonna
whoop your ass!

1256
00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,182
I'm gonna whoop your ass!

1257
00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:23,444
- Wait, what?

1258
00:52:23,618 --> 00:52:24,445
- Oh, yay. [claps]
- Nice.

1259
00:52:24,619 --> 00:52:25,577
- Well done, boys.

1260
00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:26,491
- Oh, whoa.

1261
00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:30,190
- I don't got this.

1262
00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:31,713
- Bro.

1263
00:52:31,887 --> 00:52:32,584
- I don't want to do it.
- Bro, your leg!

1264
00:52:32,758 --> 00:52:34,151
- What?

1265
00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:35,282
- Your fucking leg is on fire.

1266
00:52:35,456 --> 00:52:37,676
[Jay screams]

1267
00:52:37,850 --> 00:52:39,373
Whoa.

1268
00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:40,635
- Oh, and he just
jumped. [water splashes]

1269
00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:42,202
- Oh, maybe dead again.
- Oh, shit.

1270
00:52:45,336 --> 00:52:48,600
- Oh, oh, oh, shit.

1271
00:52:48,774 --> 00:52:52,517
I nailed that
shit, son. [laughs]

1272
00:52:52,691 --> 00:52:55,389
Come on, man, enough
thinking and more jumping!

1273
00:52:56,390 --> 00:52:58,740
[dog growls]

1274
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:04,659
[Mason yells]

1275
00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:07,445
[water splashes]

1276
00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,013
- Come on.

1277
00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,232
- I got you-

1278
00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:14,408
- Stop splashing on me, bro.

1279
00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:17,542
I gotta move my legs.
- Yeah. [laughs]

1280
00:53:17,716 --> 00:53:18,978
- All right, as soon
as they hit the deck,

1281
00:53:19,152 --> 00:53:20,893
we out, zero dilly dally.

1282
00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:22,851
- Hold up, we gotta
go back for Collins.

1283
00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:25,854
- Oh, shit.

1284
00:53:26,028 --> 00:53:29,118
I mean, yeah, I, my brain, I.

1285
00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:31,425
- Hey, how fucking high are you?

1286
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:35,647
- Hey, dude, you know what,
dude, slow your fucking roll-

1287
00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:38,998
- Hey, Thalia, what's
up, you pyromaniac?

1288
00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:41,740
- You know what's not up,
dude, my damn data tower.

1289
00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:44,003
That's what's not up, so
calling for that helicopter,

1290
00:53:44,177 --> 00:53:45,483
not happening now, man.

1291
00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,354
- Yo, are you for
real right now?

1292
00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,878
You've got no bat phone,

1293
00:53:50,052 --> 00:53:52,403
no old-school hand
radio tucked away?

1294
00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:53,752
- No, bro, everything
ran through

1295
00:53:53,926 --> 00:53:56,233
that one glorious data tower.

1296
00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:57,886
- Okay, well, if
you have an antenna,

1297
00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:00,106
a bidirectional amplifier,
and some RF cables,

1298
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,674
I can whip up something that
might do the trick,

1299
00:54:02,848 --> 00:54:04,806
but do you got any of
that, like, stashed away?

1300
00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,591
- It's not, like, I
for sure don't have any

1301
00:54:06,765 --> 00:54:09,333
of that stuff stashed
away anywhere.

1302
00:54:09,507 --> 00:54:10,899
No, the only way out
of here is gonna be

1303
00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:11,900
through the Vincetopia
party barge-

1304
00:54:12,074 --> 00:54:13,685
- What, where?

1305
00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:15,208
- What the bummer is
is that it's, like,

1306
00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:16,601
way on the other
side of the island.

1307
00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:17,950
- Yeah, there's a
bunch of hell hounds

1308
00:54:18,124 --> 00:54:19,778
between here and there.

1309
00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:22,389
- Nothing to it but
to do it, am I right?

1310
00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:24,913
- Whoa, hey, you guys
are forgetting something.

1311
00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:28,830
Okay, first we have to get
Collins out of the cellar.

1312
00:54:29,004 --> 00:54:31,050
- Oh, shit.

1313
00:54:31,224 --> 00:54:32,834
[Mason snorts]

1314
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:33,835
Okay, okay, the bummer
is that the cellar

1315
00:54:34,009 --> 00:54:35,054
and the boat, they're in, like,

1316
00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:36,838
two totally opposite directions.

1317
00:54:37,012 --> 00:54:38,362
- [Killer Queen] True, true.

1318
00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,625
- Hey, tough break
about your bro.

1319
00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:43,671
But chances are he's
already dog meat.

1320
00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:46,326
Let's cut our
losses and fuck off.

1321
00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:49,024
- Please do fuck off, Mason.

1322
00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:51,810
I am not leaving
without my brother.

1323
00:54:51,984 --> 00:54:54,073
- Go ahead, we're
out like trout.

1324
00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:55,770
Thalia, give me the key.

1325
00:54:55,944 --> 00:54:58,164
- No, man, that's not very cool.

1326
00:54:58,338 --> 00:54:59,774
And by the way, you don't
even know where the boat is,

1327
00:54:59,948 --> 00:55:02,211
so super great
plan, bro, really.

1328
00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:05,519
- Okay, well, what if we
head back to the mainland,

1329
00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:09,044
grab a posse, and make a
triumphant return for Collins?

1330
00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:12,874
- Yes, that, so Thalia, the key.

1331
00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:14,223
- [Violet] You don't
have to listen to him.

1332
00:55:14,398 --> 00:55:16,443
- Don't be an asshole.

1333
00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:18,140
I'll give you a few Bitcoin
for your troubles, huh?

1334
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:20,273
- [Jay] Oh, you a scammer.

1335
00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:23,058
- No, no, you can't slap a
price tag on my conscience, bro.

1336
00:55:23,232 --> 00:55:24,843
- Y'all need to stop
fucking arguing.

1337
00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:26,105
This is what we fucking do.

1338
00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:27,889
Violet and I, we rolling out.

1339
00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:29,717
The rest of y'all just
hold down the fort

1340
00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:32,111
'til we get back here
with Collins, all right?

1341
00:55:32,285 --> 00:55:34,026
[Mason scoffs]

1342
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,549
- Like some chick's gonna
hold me back anyway?

1343
00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:36,811
I'm getting the
fuck out of here.

1344
00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:37,769
- Are you fucking kidding me?

1345
00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:39,292
- Prick.

1346
00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:40,598
Well, I'll stay here with Thalia

1347
00:55:40,772 --> 00:55:42,469
and keep an eye on that asshole.

1348
00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:44,079
- Okay, and there's a
golf cart in the shed,

1349
00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:46,081
so you should be able to
haul Collins back with it.

1350
00:55:46,255 --> 00:55:48,170
- Perfect, let's get this
shit show on the road

1351
00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,782
while them damn canines out
there still licking they balls.

1352
00:55:52,087 --> 00:55:52,697
- Hey.

1353
00:55:54,394 --> 00:55:56,048
Don't die and shit.

1354
00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:56,788
- You too.

1355
00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:01,009
- I'll be upstairs.

1356
00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,490
Keep the energy contained
down here, assholes.

1357
00:56:03,664 --> 00:56:05,753
- Whoa.
- Oh, my god.

1358
00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:06,450
What the fuck is your problem?
- I bet your dick is so big.

1359
00:56:06,624 --> 00:56:07,494
- [Mason] Fucking huge.

1360
00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:08,582
- [Killer Queen] Bye.

1361
00:56:08,756 --> 00:56:10,149
[slow dramatic music]

1362
00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:11,846
[dogs barking]

1363
00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:13,674
- [Jay] Oh, he dead, dead.

1364
00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:15,197
[flies buzzing]

1365
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:16,808
[dogs whining]

1366
00:56:16,982 --> 00:56:18,026
- [Thalia] My sister's
gonna be so mad.

1367
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,941
She's gonna have my ass.

1368
00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:21,813
I mean, she's just gonna
go fucking nuclear, dude.

1369
00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,902
- The universe dealt
us a shitty hand,

1370
00:56:24,076 --> 00:56:25,686
but you didn't shuffle the deck.

1371
00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:27,166
Vince's death is not
on you, all right?

1372
00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:28,602
- She specifically warned me not

1373
00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:29,821
to come looking for this place.

1374
00:56:29,995 --> 00:56:31,823
[slow dramatic music]

1375
00:56:31,997 --> 00:56:34,652
[dog whines]

1376
00:56:34,826 --> 00:56:36,175
Once the media gets
a whiff of this,

1377
00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,177
it's gonna be paparazzi 24/7.

1378
00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:39,918
It's just gonna
be, like, a total-

1379
00:56:40,092 --> 00:56:41,572
- Yeah, I- I think
you're catastrophizing.

1380
00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:43,051
I don't think the
media is gonna be-

1381
00:56:43,225 --> 00:56:46,098
- I'm not, it's, my
sister's Hayden Hearst.

1382
00:56:50,363 --> 00:56:53,148
Like, tabloid dynamite,
Hayden fucking Hearst.

1383
00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:54,062
[Killer Queen gasps]

1384
00:56:54,236 --> 00:56:55,629
[bell rings]

1385
00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:56,413
- [Director] Come
on, hurry up, kids.

1386
00:56:56,587 --> 00:56:58,371
- [Hayden] Thank you.

1387
00:56:58,545 --> 00:56:59,241
- [Assistant] Here you are,
you caffeinated majesty

1388
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,634
- [Hayden] Oh, thank you.

1389
00:57:00,808 --> 00:57:02,157
- [Assistant] Hey, Hayden.

1390
00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:03,681
- Can this wait,
we're about to roll.

1391
00:57:03,855 --> 00:57:07,206
- I really think
you should see this.

1392
00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:08,425
- Spike just, like,
leaps on him, right,

1393
00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:09,338
starts ripping on him-

1394
00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:10,383
- [Hayden] Good God, Thalia.

1395
00:57:11,602 --> 00:57:12,951
- He just goes, like, Hannibal
Lecter on his ass.

1396
00:57:13,255 --> 00:57:13,778
- What, is that a prank?

1397
00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:17,303
- I don't think so.

1398
00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:18,086
- [Announcer] Ms. Hearst,
we're ready for you on set.

1399
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:20,611
- [Hayden] Be right there!

1400
00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:22,439
- [Jay] So he's still
in the basement?

1401
00:57:22,613 --> 00:57:24,179
- [Violet] Was that
blood here before?

1402
00:57:24,353 --> 00:57:25,616
- No, that's fresh.

1403
00:57:27,269 --> 00:57:28,445
- Collins, you down there?

1404
00:57:32,274 --> 00:57:33,406
Oh, shit.

1405
00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:34,886
- Well, he gone now.

1406
00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:35,800
[door creaks]

1407
00:57:35,974 --> 00:57:37,671
[bottles clinking]

1408
00:57:41,414 --> 00:57:43,503
[bottles clinking]

1409
00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:52,686
[objects rustling]

1410
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:55,733
- Collins?

1411
00:58:00,128 --> 00:58:01,260
- Oh, hey, sis.

1412
00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:05,743
Farmer Jay, hello.

1413
00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:08,572
Do you guys have
the wifi password?

1414
00:58:09,877 --> 00:58:11,488
- I sure do not.

1415
00:58:11,662 --> 00:58:14,273
- This is just some
overcooked Insta-fuckery

1416
00:58:14,447 --> 00:58:17,189
to sell a new line of Vince
Ventura's Scooby Snacks,

1417
00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,452
or some other nonsense.

1418
00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:21,280
- I know, but this is
where the video cuts off.

1419
00:58:21,454 --> 00:58:23,238
- Ah.

1420
00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:25,371
- Only ones with the-

1421
00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:27,329
- Apparently Vince invited
a bunch of content creators

1422
00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,984
to an island, I don't know
what they were doing there.

1423
00:58:30,158 --> 00:58:33,248
- I do, dammit, Thalia.

1424
00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:37,165
- Here you go, here they are.
[bottle rattles]

1425
00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:38,993
- What are you doing with
the doggy downers, buddy?

1426
00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:40,560
- I'm just starving.

1427
00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:42,301
- Yeah, what are you taking?

1428
00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:45,173
Hey, hey, Collins,
what are you taking?

1429
00:58:45,347 --> 00:58:46,871
We have to go.
- A little bit of this

1430
00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:47,785
and a little bit of that.
- We have to go.

1431
00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:49,090
- If you keep munching on that,

1432
00:58:49,264 --> 00:58:50,962
then we're gonna
be here forever.

1433
00:58:51,136 --> 00:58:52,267
Come on, we cannot be
late, we're gonna be,

1434
00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:53,225
we're gonna be late.
- Farmer Jay.

1435
00:58:53,399 --> 00:58:54,443
- Hey, buddy, hey-

1436
00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:55,401
- We're gonna be late for what?

1437
00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:56,663
- The boat party.

1438
00:58:56,837 --> 00:58:57,621
- I love parties.
- Yeah.

1439
00:58:57,795 --> 00:58:58,839
- There's a rumor that Vince,

1440
00:58:59,013 --> 00:59:01,973
he might not be living anymore.

1441
00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:03,757
- You say not living
anymore, as in?

1442
00:59:03,931 --> 00:59:05,629
- Among the living now.

1443
00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:09,415
- Like, dead?

1444
00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:10,895
Have you called Thalia?

1445
00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:12,505
Call Thalia.
- I tried calling,

1446
00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:13,332
but it went straight
to voicemail.

1447
00:59:14,376 --> 00:59:15,334
- Fuck me.

1448
00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:18,816
[slow dramatic music]

1449
00:59:21,079 --> 00:59:24,473
[glass shatters]

1450
00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:26,127
- [Thalia] Hayden told me
about her crazy experience

1451
00:59:26,301 --> 00:59:28,173
on "The Breed," and.

1452
00:59:28,347 --> 00:59:30,088
- I can't believe Hayden
fucking Hearst is your sister.

1453
00:59:30,262 --> 00:59:32,699
Ugh, she's just, like,
the epitome of badass.

1454
00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:34,527
Sorry, I'm, like,
a nervous talker.

1455
00:59:34,701 --> 00:59:35,920
- It's okay, we all
have our quirks,

1456
00:59:36,094 --> 00:59:37,791
you know, mine is
chronic anxiety.

1457
00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,794
- All right, assholes.

1458
00:59:42,883 --> 00:59:43,667
[bottle rattles]

1459
00:59:43,841 --> 00:59:44,842
The time is up.

1460
00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:45,843
- Bro.
- Geez.

1461
00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:48,149
- Let's roll.

1462
00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,847
- Bro, you've been hitting the
sauce there pretty hard, huh?

1463
00:59:50,021 --> 00:59:51,892
- Oh, oh, god.

1464
00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:53,851
Geez, dude, chill out.

1465
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:56,680
[Mason burps]

1466
00:59:56,854 --> 00:59:58,116
Oh, god, that's fucking nasty.
- Ugh.

1467
00:59:58,290 --> 01:00:00,553
It was like a whole
bouquet, oh, my god.

1468
01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:02,816
Jesus Christ, you're gross.

1469
01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:05,166
- Yeah, you think
you're better than me?

1470
01:00:05,340 --> 01:00:06,515
[Killer Queen yells]

1471
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:07,908
[Killer Queen groans]

1472
01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:08,648
- Hey, dude, get off me.
- Just give me it!

1473
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:11,564
Hey, ow, shit.

1474
01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:12,434
- Come on, why are you
making this harder?

1475
01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:13,305
- [Thalia] Get off of me!

1476
01:00:13,479 --> 01:00:14,741
[both shouting]

1477
01:00:14,915 --> 01:00:16,613
- Hey, what the
fuck are you doing?

1478
01:00:16,787 --> 01:00:17,439
- Here, I got it.
- Get off of me, get off.

1479
01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,180
What, no, you can't-

1480
01:00:19,354 --> 01:00:21,400
- [Killer Queen] Get off
of her, get off of her!

1481
01:00:21,574 --> 01:00:23,968
- It's mine!

1482
01:00:24,142 --> 01:00:24,621
- [Killer Queen] I
told you to stop.

1483
01:00:24,795 --> 01:00:25,970
[vase shatters]

1484
01:00:26,144 --> 01:00:27,014
- Nice.

1485
01:00:28,407 --> 01:00:29,930
Hell, yeah.

1486
01:00:30,104 --> 01:00:33,281
Oh, god, that's nasty.

1487
01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:35,283
- Honestly, god, bro, those
were my freaking snacks

1488
01:00:35,457 --> 01:00:37,198
and you wasted
them, man, fuck you.

1489
01:00:37,372 --> 01:00:39,157
- You're dead!

1490
01:00:39,331 --> 01:00:40,506
- Just give me back the
key, just give me the key.

1491
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,290
- Nobody fucks with Mason Kelly.

1492
01:00:42,464 --> 01:00:44,336
[dog roars]
[Mason screams]

1493
01:00:44,510 --> 01:00:45,685
- Holy shit.

1494
01:00:45,859 --> 01:00:47,905
[group screaming]

1495
01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:51,473
- Put the gun down.

1496
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,084
It's crazy.

1497
01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:55,042
- Shit, key!

1498
01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:55,956
- Move, move, move!
- Come on, we need the key.

1499
01:00:56,130 --> 01:00:57,305
- Let's just go, go, go, go.

1500
01:00:57,479 --> 01:00:58,829
- Get back here!
- Let's go.

1501
01:00:59,003 --> 01:01:01,658
- Where are you
going, you asshole?

1502
01:01:01,832 --> 01:01:04,138
[dog growls]

1503
01:01:06,532 --> 01:01:08,273
- [Thalia] Oh, shit,
Mason, watch out!

1504
01:01:08,447 --> 01:01:12,059
[Mason screams]

1505
01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:14,888
[Thalia shouting]
[Killer Queen shouting]

1506
01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:16,890
[Mason screams]

1507
01:01:18,196 --> 01:01:19,806
[doors rattling]

1508
01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,465
[Collins mutters]

1509
01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:30,338
- Collins.

1510
01:01:30,512 --> 01:01:32,906
- Hold up, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa!

1511
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,908
- [Thalia] Whoa,
whoa, chill, chill.

1512
01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:36,040
- Get in!
- Whoa!

1513
01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:38,738
- [Thalia] Slide over, I
know these roads, trust.

1514
01:01:39,565 --> 01:01:40,697
- Hello.

1515
01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,350
- Goddamn, you look like shit.

1516
01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,570
- Hey, do you know
the wifi password?

1517
01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:45,702
- Mm-mm.
- Aww.

1518
01:01:45,876 --> 01:01:47,355
- Yo, where's Mason Kelly?

1519
01:01:47,529 --> 01:01:49,227
- Dude's toast, man,
like, burnt toast. - Huh?

1520
01:01:49,401 --> 01:01:50,402
[golf cart revs]

1521
01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:51,446
Wait, what- what happened?

1522
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:52,665
- A dog got him.

1523
01:01:52,839 --> 01:01:54,275
- [Thalia] And the boat key.

1524
01:01:54,449 --> 01:01:56,364
- [Jay] Well, ain't that
about a pearl on pig shit.

1525
01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:57,975
- Oh, no.

1526
01:01:58,149 --> 01:01:59,890
- Oh, no, fucking shit, no.

1527
01:02:00,064 --> 01:02:01,718
Fuck, the motor gave out.
- Yo, why you stopping?

1528
01:02:01,892 --> 01:02:03,502
- [Thalia] You gotta push it.

1529
01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:04,982
- I got it, I got it.

1530
01:02:05,156 --> 01:02:06,984
- Okay, I'll help.
- I got it.

1531
01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:10,335
- [Thalia] You guys got this!
- [Jay] Go!

1532
01:02:11,989 --> 01:02:13,425
- [Thalia] You got this,
you're doing great, man.

1533
01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:15,122
You look great, your
muscles, they're bulging.

1534
01:02:15,296 --> 01:02:16,167
You look awesome, thank you.
- Come on.

1535
01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:18,082
Push, go. [grunts]

1536
01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:20,998
- [Thalia] Push it, let's go.

1537
01:02:21,172 --> 01:02:22,826
[dog howls]

1538
01:02:24,218 --> 01:02:25,654
- Hey, Farmer Ted,
push us farther.

1539
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,961
- [Thalia] That's great, man.

1540
01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,484
- [Collins] Farther and faster.

1541
01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:31,269
- [Thalia] Just
a little further.

1542
01:02:31,443 --> 01:02:33,619
[slow dramatic music]
[dogs barking]

1543
01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:35,447
- Dogs, dogs, the
dogs are coming!

1544
01:02:35,621 --> 01:02:39,668
[dogs barking]

1545
01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:41,192
- [Thalia] You've got
this, you've got this!

1546
01:02:41,366 --> 01:02:42,541
[Jay grunts]

1547
01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:43,977
A little faster.

1548
01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:45,979
- [Violet] Shit.

1549
01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:46,893
- [Thalia] Let's go!

1550
01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:48,112
[dogs barking]

1551
01:02:48,286 --> 01:02:50,854
[golf cart revs]

1552
01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,638
- Man, how much more
of this bullshit

1553
01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:54,292
we gotta go through before
we get to this damn boat?

1554
01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:56,990
- I could tell you, man,
but it's gonna bum you out.

1555
01:02:58,296 --> 01:02:59,427
[dogs barking]

1556
01:02:59,601 --> 01:03:00,341
- Pump the gas.

1557
01:03:00,515 --> 01:03:01,821
- This is the gas.

1558
01:03:03,605 --> 01:03:05,912
[slow dramatic music]

1559
01:03:06,086 --> 01:03:07,609
[dogs barking]

1560
01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:08,654
- Getting closer!

1561
01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:14,051
- Okay, grab a moonshine bottle

1562
01:03:14,225 --> 01:03:15,704
and aim for the
center of that bridge.

1563
01:03:15,879 --> 01:03:18,272
You light it up.

1564
01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:19,621
Fireball rocketing in three,

1565
01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:22,189
two.

1566
01:03:23,974 --> 01:03:24,713
- Oh, it's you.

1567
01:03:24,888 --> 01:03:26,019
[bridge clatters]

1568
01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:27,542
- All right, go.

1569
01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:30,154
- [Killer Queen]
Yeah, blaze and go!

1570
01:03:35,072 --> 01:03:36,595
[dogs whining]

1571
01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:37,596
- [Jay] See you in
hell, motherfuckers.

1572
01:03:37,770 --> 01:03:38,379
- Sick. Hell, yeah.

1573
01:03:38,553 --> 01:03:41,295
[fire crackling]

1574
01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:44,385
Okay.

1575
01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:46,866
Okay, we're here.

1576
01:03:48,694 --> 01:03:50,304
- Is this the shit
Vince was rambling about

1577
01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:52,698
from that whole movie?

1578
01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:54,395
- Yeah, pretty cool, right?

1579
01:03:54,569 --> 01:03:56,180
- The Universal one was cooler.

1580
01:03:56,354 --> 01:03:57,746
Look at this cage,
it's ripped to shreds.

1581
01:03:57,921 --> 01:03:59,139
- Dude, the fact that Vince

1582
01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:01,228
and you even stayed
alive long enough

1583
01:04:01,402 --> 01:04:03,796
to drag us into this mess
is a statistical anomaly.

1584
01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:05,319
- When we first
got to the island,

1585
01:04:05,493 --> 01:04:06,930
the dogs, they were,
like, super shy, man.

1586
01:04:07,104 --> 01:04:08,366
They kept to themselves,
it was chill.

1587
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,281
- They became
extroverts real fast.

1588
01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,022
- Well, a little while

1589
01:04:12,196 --> 01:04:13,632
after we started
construction on Vincetopia,

1590
01:04:13,806 --> 01:04:15,416
the dogs, they got, like,
a little bit aggressive,

1591
01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:17,201
and one dude got bit.

1592
01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,072
So we had to stop construction

1593
01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:20,726
until we could wrangle
the rest of the dogs,

1594
01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,206
and you know Vince,
he's always looking

1595
01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,990
for the opportunity
in every problem, so-

1596
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:25,731
- Jesus Christ.

1597
01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:26,775
- We thought we'd
invite you all here,

1598
01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:28,429
make a game out of it,

1599
01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:30,170
you guys could help us
wrangle the rest of them,

1600
01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:32,433
then it's like a win win.
- My ass.

1601
01:04:32,607 --> 01:04:33,739
- [Thalia] We'd put
it inside the cage,

1602
01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,132
the dogs would
come, and then wham,

1603
01:04:35,306 --> 01:04:37,090
the gate would slam
shut, easy peasy.

1604
01:04:37,264 --> 01:04:40,006
- Is this is the epic
bash you're talking about?

1605
01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:40,920
- [Thalia] And
setting off the trap.

1606
01:04:41,312 --> 01:04:43,444
- [Killer Queen] What?
- Yep.

1607
01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:45,533
- [Killer Queen] One
of the good ones.

1608
01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:47,361
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, before
you guys totally roast me,

1609
01:04:47,535 --> 01:04:49,059
just hold on a second.

1610
01:04:49,233 --> 01:04:49,973
I brought you here
because I have something

1611
01:04:50,147 --> 01:04:51,975
that's a total game changer.

1612
01:04:52,149 --> 01:04:55,761
- Oh, what you gonna get,
some old crap licorice

1613
01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:56,980
and give it to the dog?

1614
01:04:57,154 --> 01:04:59,896
- Ooh, I hope so, I'm starving.

1615
01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:03,116
- [Thalia] Aha,
check this shit out.

1616
01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:05,162
- Wait, wait, we might not die.

1617
01:05:06,076 --> 01:05:07,120
[Jay laughs]

1618
01:05:07,294 --> 01:05:08,252
- Well, color me impressed then,

1619
01:05:08,426 --> 01:05:09,862
little lady.
- Wow.

1620
01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:11,864
- You've got the
stance and everything.

1621
01:05:12,038 --> 01:05:13,605
- [Killer Queen] Okay.

1622
01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:16,477
- Wait, is that a
goddamn paintball?

1623
01:05:16,651 --> 01:05:19,350
[gun clatters]

1624
01:05:19,524 --> 01:05:21,482
No, you done lost
your goddamn mind.

1625
01:05:22,831 --> 01:05:24,224
- [Thalia] What?

1626
01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:25,138
- [Killer Queen]
I'm sorry, this was

1627
01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:27,097
your game-changing surprise?

1628
01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,186
- This really stings without
proper protective gear.

1629
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:30,187
[Jay laughs]

1630
01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:32,232
I build stuff, okay?

1631
01:05:32,406 --> 01:05:36,323
- So guys, if you keep
hacking away at each other,

1632
01:05:36,497 --> 01:05:38,935
you might as well start
digging your own graves.

1633
01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:40,806
We gotta get it together,

1634
01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:42,634
and I know this sounds
strange coming from me

1635
01:05:42,808 --> 01:05:45,028
since I've been sitting on
the sidelines throwing shade

1636
01:05:45,202 --> 01:05:47,552
at the whole fame
game, but, you know,

1637
01:05:47,726 --> 01:05:49,423
I was just kind of
petrified that if I dove in,

1638
01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:53,819
I'd lose every
semblance of who I am.

1639
01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:55,603
And I'll- I'll admit that
when we first got here,

1640
01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:57,866
Collins, if you ask me for
the fucking wifi password,

1641
01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,216
I swear to god.

1642
01:06:00,652 --> 01:06:01,566
- I wasn't gonna.

1643
01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:03,611
- Then what?

1644
01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:05,309
- Hmm, well, nothing.

1645
01:06:05,483 --> 01:06:09,313
- When we first got
here, being trapped

1646
01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:12,620
on this island, it
felt like a nightmare.

1647
01:06:12,794 --> 01:06:14,622
But since then, I see you
for who you really are.

1648
01:06:14,796 --> 01:06:17,321
I mean, you're a
crew of mavericks,

1649
01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:19,758
and we either fuse
that collective madness

1650
01:06:19,932 --> 01:06:23,849
into an unstoppable force, or
we crumble and we fall apart.

1651
01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:25,894
The choice is yours.

1652
01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:31,117
- Goddamn. [claps]

1653
01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:32,423
- That was sick, that's sick.

1654
01:06:32,597 --> 01:06:34,164
- All right, that was-
- You rock.

1655
01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:35,034
- I think you guys
are missing the point

1656
01:06:35,208 --> 01:06:36,253
of my- my speech, though-

1657
01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:37,994
- Was no one livestreaming that?

1658
01:06:38,168 --> 01:06:38,603
Should have
been live streaming that.

1659
01:06:38,777 --> 01:06:40,083
- I know, right?

1660
01:06:40,257 --> 01:06:40,779
- Hey, I got it from up here.

1661
01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:43,651
Does anybody have
the wifi password?

1662
01:06:43,825 --> 01:06:45,001
[Jay sighs]

1663
01:06:45,175 --> 01:06:46,915
- I'm gonna kill him.

1664
01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:48,569
- Hey, do you have any idea
of what's going on with him?

1665
01:06:48,743 --> 01:06:50,180
- I, you know, I think it's
just like an infection,

1666
01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:52,225
plus drugs, it's
making his ADHD worse.

1667
01:06:52,399 --> 01:06:53,661
- Yeah, ADHD-
- Cool, cool, cool,

1668
01:06:53,835 --> 01:06:55,228
cool, cool.

1669
01:06:55,402 --> 01:06:57,187
- Look like the
sun's about to set.

1670
01:06:57,361 --> 01:06:58,536
Thalia's little spit
shooter's not gonna cut it.

1671
01:06:58,710 --> 01:06:59,276
- Man.
- He's right.

1672
01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,106
I say we stay the night
here and come morning,

1673
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,108
we scrounge together whatever
we can use to fight them.

1674
01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:06,152
- Woof, man.

1675
01:07:06,326 --> 01:07:07,371
- Chomp chomp, bitch.

1676
01:07:07,545 --> 01:07:10,896
- Let's kill those bitches.

1677
01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:12,898
- Does anyone know what the
wifi password is? [mutters]

1678
01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:13,812
[rock music]

1679
01:07:13,986 --> 01:07:15,248
[sword clinks]

1680
01:07:18,556 --> 01:07:20,340
[door creaks]

1681
01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:22,734
[rock music continues]

1682
01:07:22,908 --> 01:07:24,040
[gun clicks]

1683
01:07:26,999 --> 01:07:30,655
[rock music continues]

1684
01:07:43,929 --> 01:07:45,104
[gun clicks]

1685
01:07:47,976 --> 01:07:51,328
[rock music continues]

1686
01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:09,911
[rock music continues]

1687
01:08:21,619 --> 01:08:24,187
[Thalia sighs]

1688
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:35,763
[rock music continues]

1689
01:08:38,070 --> 01:08:40,377
[gun clicks]

1690
01:08:42,770 --> 01:08:46,122
[rock music continues]

1691
01:08:48,820 --> 01:08:51,388
[sword clinks]

1692
01:08:58,873 --> 01:08:59,918
[phone clicks]

1693
01:09:02,355 --> 01:09:04,618
[doors rattling]

1694
01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:07,230
- I was really
close to my grandpa.

1695
01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:09,667
He had this super
cool, like, ancient car

1696
01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:11,930
that I flipped for
cash, dove headfirst

1697
01:09:12,104 --> 01:09:14,411
into MacGyver-ing
some life hacks.

1698
01:09:14,585 --> 01:09:16,587
- I'm actually a fan.

1699
01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:18,502
I pushed Vince to invite
you to the island.

1700
01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:20,591
- Oh, thanks, so glad you did.

1701
01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:23,507
- Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry.

1702
01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:26,510
Seriously, I've been watching
you grow since the early days,

1703
01:09:26,684 --> 01:09:29,469
and it's inspiring, dude.

1704
01:09:29,643 --> 01:09:31,167
- Thalia, have you ever thought

1705
01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:32,472
about following in
your sister's footsteps

1706
01:09:32,646 --> 01:09:34,300
with the whole acting thing?

1707
01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:35,693
- You know, I tried
with the gaming thing,

1708
01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:38,478
but nothing really
stuck until I met Vince.

1709
01:09:38,652 --> 01:09:40,611
It kind of gave me
this sense of purpose

1710
01:09:40,785 --> 01:09:43,048
that, you know, I never
really had before, man.

1711
01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:44,702
- [Jay] How'd you guys meet?

1712
01:09:44,876 --> 01:09:47,313
- Man, like, at my
absolutly lowest,

1713
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:50,142
facedown, sprawled
out in the dirt.

1714
01:09:50,316 --> 01:09:51,752
- My god, rock bottom.

1715
01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:53,406
- No, it was a shroom
shack in New Mexico.

1716
01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:54,407
- [Violet] That's cool.
[Jay laughs]

1717
01:09:54,581 --> 01:09:56,061
[Collins snores]

1718
01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:57,497
- [Violet] Someone
is a deep sleeper.

1719
01:09:57,671 --> 01:09:59,543
- [Killer Queen] He
is really drooling.

1720
01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:01,545
- [Jay] I might get him a can.

1721
01:10:01,719 --> 01:10:02,285
- [Thalia] Well, we'll find
you a can after I detox-

1722
01:10:02,459 --> 01:10:04,374
[group chattering]

1723
01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:05,766
- I think he would have loved

1724
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:08,595
to have been in that
hut with you guys.

1725
01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:10,771
- We'll bring him
with us next time.

1726
01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:12,556
Once we get to the boat,

1727
01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:13,818
we'll have him to a
hospital in an hour.

1728
01:10:15,602 --> 01:10:17,909
[slow music]

1729
01:10:19,650 --> 01:10:20,999
[fabric thumps]

1730
01:10:23,306 --> 01:10:25,090
[slow music continues]

1731
01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:27,701
- Has anyone seen Collins?

1732
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,789
- No.

1733
01:10:30,487 --> 01:10:33,098
- He was here a second ago.

1734
01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:34,708
- Last time I saw
him, he went that way.

1735
01:10:37,058 --> 01:10:37,711
- Oh, shit.

1736
01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:40,453
Collins?

1737
01:10:42,890 --> 01:10:44,022
- Collins!

1738
01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:45,589
- Shh!
- Shh!

1739
01:10:45,763 --> 01:10:48,374
[slow music]

1740
01:10:48,548 --> 01:10:50,550
[Collins laughs]

1741
01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:52,726
- I guess I'ma head into the
bush and go hunt him down.

1742
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:55,947
- Good luck, dude.

1743
01:10:56,121 --> 01:10:58,036
- Thanks.

1744
01:10:58,210 --> 01:10:59,516
- [Killer Queen] Be careful.

1745
01:10:59,690 --> 01:11:00,952
[Jay grunts]

1746
01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:08,176
- Shit, I know you
fucking lying. Collins!

1747
01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:10,962
Collins!

1748
01:11:14,357 --> 01:11:15,314
Man, get your ass over here.

1749
01:11:15,488 --> 01:11:17,011
- Hey, Farmer Jay.

1750
01:11:17,185 --> 01:11:18,926
- Come here!
- I'm coming, I'm coming.

1751
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:20,188
- You'd better pop it out like
a goddamn jack-in-the-box.

1752
01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:21,581
- Sorry, I was just peeing-

1753
01:11:21,755 --> 01:11:22,756
- Goddamn.

1754
01:11:22,930 --> 01:11:23,975
[Collins hiccups]

1755
01:11:24,149 --> 01:11:25,237
You all kinds of fucked up.

1756
01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,327
- Do you have the wifi password?

1757
01:11:31,243 --> 01:11:33,854
Do you have the wifi password?

1758
01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,856
- I have it, it's get
in the fucking cart.

1759
01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:36,944
- No spaces?

1760
01:11:37,118 --> 01:11:38,250
- All caps, let's go.

1761
01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:40,165
- Hmm, I never thought of that.

1762
01:11:40,339 --> 01:11:41,993
- [Jay] I found him.

1763
01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:42,689
- Oh, shit.

1764
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,997
[Collins hums]

1765
01:11:46,171 --> 01:11:47,477
[Collins thuds]

1766
01:11:51,176 --> 01:11:53,221
- [Violet] Okay.

1767
01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,354
- I'm feeling omin-tiferous.

1768
01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:56,834
- Uh-oh.

1769
01:11:57,008 --> 01:11:58,792
- Hey, buddy, you
all right there?

1770
01:11:58,966 --> 01:11:59,532
- Do you?

1771
01:12:01,273 --> 01:12:03,057
- Do I what?

1772
01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:04,363
- Do you [hiccups] know?

1773
01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:05,843
- The muffin man?

1774
01:12:06,017 --> 01:12:08,672
- The wifi password?

1775
01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:14,765
Aw, man, not cool at all, man.

1776
01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,510
- I don't want it.

1777
01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:21,815
- You smell good, Mama.
- No, thank you.

1778
01:12:21,989 --> 01:12:23,034
- [Violet] Okay,
let's not be that guy.

1779
01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:23,904
Come on, Collins, I'm so sorry.

1780
01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:25,123
- Cool.

1781
01:12:25,297 --> 01:12:25,950
- Here we go.

1782
01:12:26,124 --> 01:12:27,473
[Collins thuds]

1783
01:12:28,605 --> 01:12:30,128
- So this is a thing.

1784
01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:35,263
- If we ride into those dogs.

1785
01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,222
He definitely asked them
for the wifi password.

1786
01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:39,050
- Yeah.

1787
01:12:39,224 --> 01:12:40,704
- Good to go, yeah.

1788
01:12:40,878 --> 01:12:41,487
- [Collins] Let's go.
[Collins thuds]

1789
01:12:42,575 --> 01:12:44,316
[slow music]

1790
01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:45,883
- I'm ready, let's go.
- Yeah, let's peace out.

1791
01:12:46,057 --> 01:12:48,625
[slow rock music]

1792
01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:55,893
[golf cart revs]

1793
01:12:56,067 --> 01:12:57,677
- [Thalia] Holy shit.

1794
01:12:57,851 --> 01:12:59,113
- Why are you stopping now?
- Holy shit.

1795
01:12:59,287 --> 01:13:00,419
Holy literal shit.
- Why are we stopping?

1796
01:13:00,593 --> 01:13:02,987
- Oh, oh, my god, oh, it's just,

1797
01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:05,293
it's in the poo, it's
chilling, it's in the poo.

1798
01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:07,470
Whoa, guys, it's gonna be fine.

1799
01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,472
This has gotta be some
sign we're gonna be okay.

1800
01:13:09,646 --> 01:13:10,951
- [Jay] Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl.

1801
01:13:15,478 --> 01:13:17,828
Thalia, hey, Thalia.

1802
01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:19,307
- [Violet] Thalia.

1803
01:13:21,222 --> 01:13:23,355
- Thalia!

1804
01:13:23,529 --> 01:13:24,878
Thalia!
[group chattering]

1805
01:13:25,052 --> 01:13:26,184
Thalia, Thalia!
- Thalia!

1806
01:13:26,358 --> 01:13:28,316
- Oh, shit, hi, Spike.

1807
01:13:28,491 --> 01:13:30,884
You're a, you're a good
little dude, right?

1808
01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:33,713
You got a little, you
want some licorice?

1809
01:13:33,887 --> 01:13:36,412
- Thalia, just get over
here, don't talk to it.

1810
01:13:36,586 --> 01:13:38,414
- Looks promising, right?

1811
01:13:38,588 --> 01:13:39,545
- It's the best day ever.

1812
01:13:39,719 --> 01:13:41,417
- Come on, come on, hurry!

1813
01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:42,679
- Come on, go!
- Go, go, go, go!

1814
01:13:42,853 --> 01:13:43,549
[dogs barking]

1815
01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:44,855
- Nice, guys.

1816
01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:47,553
- Come on, guys.
[golf cart revs]

1817
01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:50,295
[dogs barking]

1818
01:13:50,469 --> 01:13:55,213
[slow dramatic music]

1819
01:13:55,387 --> 01:13:57,171
- Are we going the wrong way,
like, away from the boat?

1820
01:13:57,345 --> 01:13:58,477
- Yep, yep, yes, we are.

1821
01:13:58,651 --> 01:14:01,132
[golf cart revs]

1822
01:14:01,306 --> 01:14:02,438
[group chattering]

1823
01:14:02,612 --> 01:14:04,352
- Oh, shit, oh, shit.

1824
01:14:06,354 --> 01:14:08,139
- Go on.
- Oh, shit.

1825
01:14:08,313 --> 01:14:09,140
- Oh, shit.

1826
01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:10,097
- Hold on.

1827
01:14:10,271 --> 01:14:13,666
[group chattering]

1828
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,015
- Come on.
[group chattering]

1829
01:14:15,189 --> 01:14:17,104
[dog yelps]

1830
01:14:17,278 --> 01:14:19,237
- That's right,
I'll cut a bitch.

1831
01:14:19,411 --> 01:14:21,761
- Yeah, we'll cut your ass.

1832
01:14:21,935 --> 01:14:24,895
[slow dramatic music continues]

1833
01:14:28,551 --> 01:14:29,465
Oh, shit.

1834
01:14:31,336 --> 01:14:32,990
[arrow whistles]

1835
01:14:33,164 --> 01:14:34,557
[dogs barking]

1836
01:14:34,731 --> 01:14:36,123
- [Thalia] Fire it,
fire over there!

1837
01:14:36,297 --> 01:14:37,908
[dogs barking]

1838
01:14:38,082 --> 01:14:41,868
- Oh, shit, okay, okay,
V, I see you. YeeHaw!

1839
01:14:44,654 --> 01:14:45,959
[Jay laughs]

1840
01:14:46,133 --> 01:14:48,135
Damn.

1841
01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:49,397
- Collins, come,
Collins, give that back.

1842
01:14:49,572 --> 01:14:51,443
Collins, I need that, seriously.

1843
01:14:51,617 --> 01:14:52,966
Collins, give that back.

1844
01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:54,751
- What's going on back there?

1845
01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:55,926
- He took the sickle.

1846
01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:58,102
- He can't steady himself.

1847
01:14:58,276 --> 01:14:59,669
[sickle clangs]

1848
01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:00,844
- Dude!
[group chattering]

1849
01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:03,411
Dude, dude, why, whoa, why?

1850
01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:05,631
- Sorry.

1851
01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:08,765
- Oh, man, whoa.

1852
01:15:08,939 --> 01:15:10,027
- Collins!
- Oh, man.

1853
01:15:10,201 --> 01:15:10,767
- Shit.

1854
01:15:11,985 --> 01:15:13,247
[Collins laughs]

1855
01:15:13,421 --> 01:15:14,814
- [Jay] What the fuck?

1856
01:15:14,988 --> 01:15:15,859
- [Violet] Stop,
stop, stop, we can't

1857
01:15:16,033 --> 01:15:17,034
leave without Collins.
- Shit.

1858
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:19,297
I'm going in for the save.

1859
01:15:19,471 --> 01:15:21,647
- Okay, okay, all
right, get ready.

1860
01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:23,083
Are you ready?
[Jay grunts]

1861
01:15:23,257 --> 01:15:25,259
Get ready, man, you're
gonna jump, okay?

1862
01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:26,173
You've got this, you've got
this, bro, come on, okay.

1863
01:15:26,347 --> 01:15:28,611
[Jay hollers]

1864
01:15:28,785 --> 01:15:32,963
[dogs barking]

1865
01:15:33,137 --> 01:15:34,225
- [Collins] I bet
you can't catch me.

1866
01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:35,487
- Collins!

1867
01:15:35,661 --> 01:15:37,054
- Come and get me, Farmer Jay.

1868
01:15:37,228 --> 01:15:40,100
- Hold on, Collins,
wait, wait, wait!

1869
01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:41,362
Hold on, bro.

1870
01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:43,234
Damn, he's fast.

1871
01:15:44,452 --> 01:15:45,453
[Collins laughs]

1872
01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,238
[Jay groans] Come on, man.

1873
01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:48,805
- Come and get me. - I'm
too old for this shit.

1874
01:15:48,979 --> 01:15:50,328
Join the party.

1875
01:15:50,502 --> 01:15:51,459
[slow music]

1876
01:15:51,634 --> 01:15:53,897
[Jay pants]

1877
01:16:00,730 --> 01:16:03,689
[slow music continues]

1878
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:04,777
Hang on.

1879
01:16:06,605 --> 01:16:10,348
Hey, you guys promised
me a party, Farmer Jay.

1880
01:16:10,522 --> 01:16:11,915
- Come on, Collins, man,

1881
01:16:12,089 --> 01:16:13,656
you're gonna get
us killed out here.

1882
01:16:13,830 --> 01:16:16,920
[slow music continues]

1883
01:16:19,444 --> 01:16:21,664
[birds chirping]

1884
01:16:23,404 --> 01:16:24,710
Oh, shit, mother.

1885
01:16:24,884 --> 01:16:26,407
[Collins hiccups]

1886
01:16:29,236 --> 01:16:31,064
You look like shit, man.

1887
01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:33,719
- Dumb luck.

1888
01:16:35,286 --> 01:16:36,504
- Damn.

1889
01:16:36,679 --> 01:16:38,028
[foliage rustles]

1890
01:16:38,202 --> 01:16:40,378
[dog growls]

1891
01:16:40,552 --> 01:16:42,641
[Jay grunts]

1892
01:16:46,340 --> 01:16:48,647
[dog growls]

1893
01:16:52,782 --> 01:16:54,261
[slow dramatic music]

1894
01:16:54,435 --> 01:16:57,090
[dogs growling]

1895
01:17:03,270 --> 01:17:04,532
[Thalia whimpers]

1896
01:17:08,536 --> 01:17:09,712
- [Killer Queen] Shit, oh, shit.

1897
01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:11,627
- Hold on, hold on.

1898
01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:12,889
- We're reversing, we gotta get.

1899
01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:15,979
It's okay, hold on.

1900
01:17:16,153 --> 01:17:18,111
- [Violet] Thalia,
try to hold it steady.

1901
01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:18,808
- [Thalia] What do
you want from me?

1902
01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:23,639
This isn't straight road.

1903
01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:27,077
- Oh, shit, I lost it.

1904
01:17:29,514 --> 01:17:30,994
- This is beyond scary.

1905
01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:36,173
- Guys, cliff.

1906
01:17:36,347 --> 01:17:37,130
- [Thalia] I have
nowhere to go, I can't.

1907
01:17:37,304 --> 01:17:39,655
[group screams]

1908
01:17:42,483 --> 01:17:44,355
[water splashes]

1909
01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,315
There's the boat.
[dogs growling]

1910
01:17:48,489 --> 01:17:51,362
Just like I planned
it, this way. Come on.

1911
01:17:51,536 --> 01:17:54,495
[dogs barking]

1912
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,802
[water splashes]

1913
01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:59,196
If I drown, you
gotta get me, okay?

1914
01:17:59,370 --> 01:18:00,197
[dogs barking]

1915
01:18:00,371 --> 01:18:02,025
[water splashes]

1916
01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:04,897
Come on, kick those legs.

1917
01:18:05,071 --> 01:18:06,464
- Swim, fishy, swim.

1918
01:18:06,638 --> 01:18:07,987
[dog snarls]

1919
01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:09,815
- Swim fast,
faster, swim faster!

1920
01:18:09,989 --> 01:18:12,644
[group chattering]

1921
01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,907
- [Thalia] We're gonna
have to climb the ropes.

1922
01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:19,825
- [Violet] Wait, wait,
okay, please, God.

1923
01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:22,698
[group quietly chattering]

1924
01:18:22,872 --> 01:18:25,744
- [Killer Queen] Go, go, go,
come on, Thalia, climb, climb!

1925
01:18:25,918 --> 01:18:28,007
Come on, Thalia, use your arms.

1926
01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:29,443
- [Thalia] Come on, you don't
have to buy me dinner first.

1927
01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:31,184
Just put your hands
up my ass and push.

1928
01:18:31,358 --> 01:18:33,143
- Reach my hand, reach
my hand, come on.

1929
01:18:33,317 --> 01:18:35,275
You're so close.

1930
01:18:35,449 --> 01:18:35,972
- [Killer Queen] Hang on,
Violet, I'm coming up there.

1931
01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:37,625
Thalia, hang tight.

1932
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:40,367
[dogs continue barking]

1933
01:18:41,978 --> 01:18:42,935
- [Killer Queen] Nice, CrossFit?

1934
01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:44,197
- Pilates.

1935
01:18:44,371 --> 01:18:46,591
Thalia, come on, take my hand.

1936
01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,375
- You've got this, girl.

1937
01:18:48,549 --> 01:18:50,029
Come on, girl, it's
just like gym class.

1938
01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:51,378
- I was homeschooled,
though, man.

1939
01:18:51,552 --> 01:18:52,553
- Oh, shit.

1940
01:18:53,337 --> 01:18:54,207
Come on.

1941
01:18:58,385 --> 01:19:01,040
[Thalia screams]

1942
01:19:01,214 --> 01:19:05,218
- Come on, please, please just
climb, just climb, come on.

1943
01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:08,656
Lift your feet, lift your
feet, lift your feet.

1944
01:19:08,831 --> 01:19:11,094
[dog barks]

1945
01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:18,014
Okay.

1946
01:19:18,188 --> 01:19:19,885
[dogs barking]

1947
01:19:20,059 --> 01:19:21,017
Shoot it with the flare gun!

1948
01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:23,410
[dog barks]

1949
01:19:25,499 --> 01:19:27,850
[dog whines]

1950
01:19:29,852 --> 01:19:31,549
- Eat my flare, motherfucker.

1951
01:19:31,723 --> 01:19:32,855
[gun fires]

1952
01:19:36,815 --> 01:19:39,165
[water splashes]

1953
01:19:40,732 --> 01:19:41,689
[water fizzes]

1954
01:19:41,864 --> 01:19:44,170
[dogs barking]

1955
01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:45,824
- Oh, my God, Thalia,
thank God you're okay.

1956
01:19:45,998 --> 01:19:47,478
- Thank you guys.

1957
01:19:47,652 --> 01:19:49,001
- Hey, you okay?

1958
01:19:49,175 --> 01:19:51,177
That's amazing, still breathing.

1959
01:19:51,351 --> 01:19:53,179
- Please tell me you
still have the boat key.

1960
01:19:54,485 --> 01:19:55,225
[group laughs]

1961
01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:56,356
- Yes.

1962
01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:57,749
- Okay, let's go get Collins,

1963
01:19:57,923 --> 01:19:58,663
and then we're-
- Fuck, yeah.

1964
01:19:58,837 --> 01:19:59,882
- The fuck off this island.

1965
01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:01,579
- [Killer Queen] Yes, that.

1966
01:20:01,753 --> 01:20:02,580
- [Mason] I've been
looking for that.

1967
01:20:02,754 --> 01:20:06,802
[slow ominous music]

1968
01:20:06,976 --> 01:20:08,934
- Mason, we all want
to get off this island.

1969
01:20:09,108 --> 01:20:11,154
I really want to go get
Collins, and we'll go.

1970
01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:13,809
- Shit, I want my ear back.

1971
01:20:15,767 --> 01:20:17,508
What are you gonna do, huh?

1972
01:20:17,682 --> 01:20:20,119
- Dude, you're like a walking
WebMD nightmare right now,

1973
01:20:20,293 --> 01:20:22,730
okay, let's just, like, get
back to the mainland, dude,

1974
01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:24,036
and figure this all out, yeah?

1975
01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:26,691
- I tried to get
us all out of here,

1976
01:20:26,865 --> 01:20:28,388
but what did you guys do?

1977
01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:31,087
You let me stay with
Cujo's evil twin.

1978
01:20:31,261 --> 01:20:32,479
What the fuck is the deal,

1979
01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:34,177
fam, huh?
- W- well,

1980
01:20:34,351 --> 01:20:36,570
we knew you'd be okay, Mason.

1981
01:20:36,744 --> 01:20:39,922
With how strong you are, we
knew you'd make it back safely.

1982
01:20:40,096 --> 01:20:42,359
- Yeah, really good job, Mason.

1983
01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:44,013
- Yeah, Mason. [claps]
- Way to go. [claps]

1984
01:20:44,187 --> 01:20:46,624
- Dude, how did you get
away from- from those dogs?

1985
01:20:46,798 --> 01:20:47,668
- Which dog?

1986
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:49,366
[dog growls]

1987
01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:50,976
This dog?

1988
01:20:51,150 --> 01:20:53,979
[slow dramatic music]
[dog snarls]

1989
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,636
Come here, come here.

1990
01:21:00,029 --> 01:21:01,465
- Don't take another step.

1991
01:21:01,639 --> 01:21:03,119
- Or what?

1992
01:21:03,293 --> 01:21:05,643
[dog growls]

1993
01:21:07,297 --> 01:21:08,341
Sic 'em.

1994
01:21:08,515 --> 01:21:10,561
[dog growls] [arrow whizzes]

1995
01:21:10,735 --> 01:21:11,605
[dogs barking]

1996
01:21:11,779 --> 01:21:13,738
[Killer Queen screams]

1997
01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:19,787
Get them, get them!

1998
01:21:19,962 --> 01:21:22,138
- [Thalia] Push the
dog away from you.

1999
01:21:22,312 --> 01:21:23,226
- You're in my kill box.

2000
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,227
- What?
[dog barks]

2001
01:21:24,401 --> 01:21:25,837
- I cannot engage tango.

2002
01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:27,447
- Cool assault rifle, bro.

2003
01:21:30,189 --> 01:21:31,321
Is that a paintball gun?

2004
01:21:31,495 --> 01:21:32,670
Wow, I'm embarrassed for you.

2005
01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:34,498
- Now, Queen.

2006
01:21:34,672 --> 01:21:36,892
[gun fires]

2007
01:21:39,851 --> 01:21:41,113
[dog snarls]

2008
01:21:43,202 --> 01:21:45,117
[water splashes]

2009
01:21:46,205 --> 01:21:48,033
[dogs howling]

2010
01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:49,600
Dude.
- What?

2011
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:51,907
- [Thalia] Your arm.

2012
01:21:52,081 --> 01:21:54,387
[slow music]

2013
01:21:58,783 --> 01:21:59,697
[Mason yells]

2014
01:21:59,871 --> 01:22:00,567
[Killer Queen screams]

2015
01:22:00,741 --> 01:22:02,265
[dramatic music]

2016
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:04,920
- Grab on, oh, my
God, I got you.

2017
01:22:05,094 --> 01:22:06,617
- Help me up, please.

2018
01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:08,401
- [Violet] Hang on.
- [Killer Queen] Please.

2019
01:22:08,575 --> 01:22:09,707
[Killer Queen screams]

2020
01:22:09,881 --> 01:22:13,276
[water splashes]

2021
01:22:13,450 --> 01:22:15,365
- Bitch, that's right.
[Thalia cries out]

2022
01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:18,411
[Thalia moans]

2023
01:22:18,585 --> 01:22:20,936
[slow music]

2024
01:22:22,459 --> 01:22:23,373
[arrow whistles]

2025
01:22:23,547 --> 01:22:25,984
[Mason groans]

2026
01:22:26,158 --> 01:22:28,030
- Is that all you got?

2027
01:22:29,248 --> 01:22:31,120
[water splashes]

2028
01:22:33,122 --> 01:22:36,473
[dogs growling]

2029
01:22:36,647 --> 01:22:39,563
- I tried to hold on,
man, I really did.

2030
01:22:40,825 --> 01:22:41,739
- I know.

2031
01:22:45,656 --> 01:22:46,700
[slow dramatic music]

2032
01:22:46,874 --> 01:22:48,659
[water splashes]

2033
01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:49,790
Okay, run. Run!

2034
01:22:50,835 --> 01:22:54,012
[slow dramatic music continues]

2035
01:22:54,186 --> 01:22:56,754
[Thalia pants]

2036
01:23:03,413 --> 01:23:05,110
What the, why isn't it?

2037
01:23:07,852 --> 01:23:10,028
God, these dogs take big shits.

2038
01:23:14,946 --> 01:23:17,122
[arrow whistles]

2039
01:23:18,254 --> 01:23:19,037
[bottle pops]
Whoa.

2040
01:23:20,604 --> 01:23:22,910
[slow music]

2041
01:23:26,088 --> 01:23:28,264
[dog snarls]

2042
01:23:29,961 --> 01:23:30,788
[dog growls]

2043
01:23:30,962 --> 01:23:31,658
- Oh, shit.

2044
01:23:36,098 --> 01:23:37,360
[boat engine revs]

2045
01:23:37,534 --> 01:23:39,623
- [Thalia] Oh ho ho,
yes, [claps] it worked.

2046
01:23:41,973 --> 01:23:42,887
[Violet cries out]

2047
01:23:43,061 --> 01:23:44,193
[Violet groans]

2048
01:23:45,411 --> 01:23:47,805
[boat engine revs]

2049
01:23:47,979 --> 01:23:49,459
Oh, shit, oh, Violet.

2050
01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:55,769
[slow dramatic music]

2051
01:23:55,943 --> 01:23:57,728
[coin rattles]

2052
01:23:58,772 --> 01:23:59,643
Violet!

2053
01:24:04,952 --> 01:24:06,215
- Collins?

2054
01:24:08,434 --> 01:24:10,741
- Hey, V, there you are.

2055
01:24:10,915 --> 01:24:11,959
Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh.

2056
01:24:12,134 --> 01:24:13,918
- How'd you get on the boat?

2057
01:24:14,092 --> 01:24:15,876
- With them.

2058
01:24:16,051 --> 01:24:18,270
[slow dramatic music]

2059
01:24:18,444 --> 01:24:20,403
I came with them.

2060
01:24:20,577 --> 01:24:23,101
[dogs barking]

2061
01:24:23,275 --> 01:24:24,407
- [Thalia] Violet, come back!

2062
01:24:24,581 --> 01:24:26,844
- This place is paradise!

2063
01:24:27,018 --> 01:24:28,193
- Violet, hold on.

2064
01:24:29,499 --> 01:24:30,674
Oh, sweet baby Jesus.

2065
01:24:30,848 --> 01:24:32,284
[door cracks]

2066
01:24:35,592 --> 01:24:37,420
Okay, good boy, oh, God.

2067
01:24:40,466 --> 01:24:42,990
[dogs barking]

2068
01:24:43,165 --> 01:24:44,166
- Collins, you're my brother.

2069
01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:46,081
It's you and me,

2070
01:24:46,255 --> 01:24:48,083
and we are going to get
you back to the mainland.

2071
01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:50,563
- [Thalia] Stop.
Here, champagne.

2072
01:24:50,737 --> 01:24:52,304
- [Violet] And you're
gonna get better.

2073
01:24:52,478 --> 01:24:53,827
- [Collins] I know, V.

2074
01:24:54,001 --> 01:24:54,567
- Collins.

2075
01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:57,875
- Okay, good boy.

2076
01:24:58,049 --> 01:24:59,877
[glass shatters]
[dog snarls]

2077
01:25:00,051 --> 01:25:02,140
[Collins cackles]

2078
01:25:07,972 --> 01:25:10,192
[Thalia screams]

2079
01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:12,977
- Don't forget to smash
the like button! [cackles]

2080
01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:14,979
- Shit, fuck, faster.

2081
01:25:15,153 --> 01:25:16,546
[boat engine revs]

2082
01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:19,026
- Collins.

2083
01:25:20,898 --> 01:25:23,553
[Collins yells]

2084
01:25:25,555 --> 01:25:26,817
[arrow whistles]

2085
01:25:26,991 --> 01:25:28,427
- Ah, what the fuck?

2086
01:25:28,601 --> 01:25:31,256
God, that really
fucking hurt, V.

2087
01:25:33,867 --> 01:25:35,608
- That guy upstairs,
if I'm gonna go out,

2088
01:25:35,782 --> 01:25:37,132
can you make it, like, like,

2089
01:25:37,306 --> 01:25:39,395
a little heroic or cool looking?

2090
01:25:39,569 --> 01:25:42,093
- You shot my only good ankle.

2091
01:25:42,267 --> 01:25:43,399
- Can you make me look cool?

2092
01:25:46,445 --> 01:25:48,012
Oh, God, dear God,
somebody help!

2093
01:25:48,186 --> 01:25:50,623
[slow dramatic music]

2094
01:25:50,797 --> 01:25:54,018
No, no, no, no, no. [screams]

2095
01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:56,499
Whoa, oh, holy shit, dude.

2096
01:25:56,673 --> 01:25:58,849
[dog snarls]

2097
01:25:59,023 --> 01:26:00,459
[dog thuds]

2098
01:26:00,633 --> 01:26:03,201
Oh, that was fucking awesome.

2099
01:26:03,375 --> 01:26:05,377
[boat engine revs]

2100
01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:12,036
- Who's driving
this thing, whoa.

2101
01:26:12,210 --> 01:26:13,168
[boat thuds]

2102
01:26:14,256 --> 01:26:15,909
Ow.

2103
01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:17,433
- [Violet] What was that?

2104
01:26:18,825 --> 01:26:19,783
- Oh, man.

2105
01:26:19,957 --> 01:26:22,525
[dogs barking]

2106
01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:26,616
Fuck!

2107
01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:29,314
Fuck, this close,
this fucking close.

2108
01:26:31,186 --> 01:26:32,535
[slow ominous music]

2109
01:26:32,709 --> 01:26:36,843
- Sayonara, Vincetopia,
it's been real.

2110
01:26:37,017 --> 01:26:40,717
[slow music]
[dogs howling]

2111
01:26:40,891 --> 01:26:42,371
- Oh, my god, it feels
good to sit down.

2112
01:26:44,938 --> 01:26:46,723
Holy shit.

2113
01:26:46,897 --> 01:26:48,638
I guess we're officially
just sitting duck status,

2114
01:26:48,812 --> 01:26:50,596
just sitting here, chilling,

2115
01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:54,034
waiting to die, I guess, man.

2116
01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:56,123
[Violet sighs]

2117
01:26:56,298 --> 01:26:57,081
This is my last one.

2118
01:26:58,909 --> 01:27:00,127
You can have the big half.

2119
01:27:02,173 --> 01:27:03,087
- Cheers.

2120
01:27:03,261 --> 01:27:05,524
- Cheers.

2121
01:27:05,698 --> 01:27:08,353
[slow music continues]
[seagulls crying]

2122
01:27:08,527 --> 01:27:10,442
I guess this makes us friends?

2123
01:27:10,616 --> 01:27:12,792
- I'd say we're
friends for life, man.

2124
01:27:12,966 --> 01:27:14,011
- Yeah.

2125
01:27:14,185 --> 01:27:15,752
[dogs barking]

2126
01:27:15,926 --> 01:27:18,233
[dogs howling]

2127
01:27:18,407 --> 01:27:20,322
If one of those little
fuckers bites me,

2128
01:27:20,496 --> 01:27:22,846
I promise I won't go
all rabid on you, okay?

2129
01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:26,893
- You planning on being the
world's first vegan rabid human?

2130
01:27:27,067 --> 01:27:28,895
- Okay, well, worst case,
you can take that chair,

2131
01:27:29,069 --> 01:27:30,288
you can just hit
me over the head

2132
01:27:30,462 --> 01:27:33,770
with it super hard, like, WWE.

2133
01:27:33,944 --> 01:27:35,598
It'd be kind of dope, actually.

2134
01:27:35,772 --> 01:27:38,253
- That sounds so exhausting.

2135
01:27:38,427 --> 01:27:40,385
- Okay, yeah, I feel that.

2136
01:27:40,559 --> 01:27:43,258
I don't want to make
you work harder.

2137
01:27:43,432 --> 01:27:45,216
[dogs barking in distance]

2138
01:27:45,390 --> 01:27:48,393
[slow dramatic music]

2139
01:27:51,004 --> 01:27:54,269
[dogs continue barking]

2140
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:59,143
[slow dramatic music continues]

2141
01:27:59,317 --> 01:28:00,840
- Okay, let's do this.

2142
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:06,063
[dogs growling]

2143
01:28:06,237 --> 01:28:07,412
[Thalia grunts]

2144
01:28:08,761 --> 01:28:09,501
[dog barks]

2145
01:28:09,675 --> 01:28:10,415
- Hey, hey.

2146
01:28:13,897 --> 01:28:14,463
Got it.

2147
01:28:17,596 --> 01:28:19,337
[dogs barking]

2148
01:28:21,121 --> 01:28:21,948
[Thalia grunts]

2149
01:28:22,122 --> 01:28:23,123
Fucking get him.

2150
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:24,516
[dog yelps]

2151
01:28:24,690 --> 01:28:26,213
[water splashes]

2152
01:28:29,173 --> 01:28:31,044
It's not doing any damage.

2153
01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:33,220
It's our last shot, oh, God.

2154
01:28:33,395 --> 01:28:36,311
[slow dramatic music continues]

2155
01:28:45,058 --> 01:28:46,930
The hull, baby.

2156
01:28:47,104 --> 01:28:47,800
[gun fires]

2157
01:28:47,974 --> 01:28:48,888
Whoa!

2158
01:28:49,976 --> 01:28:51,064
[gun fires]

2159
01:28:51,238 --> 01:28:53,110
[helicopter blades whirring]

2160
01:28:53,284 --> 01:28:54,677
[gun fires]

2161
01:28:59,421 --> 01:29:01,423
- Oh, someone's
coming to help us.

2162
01:29:01,597 --> 01:29:02,946
Oh, thank you, man,
thank you, Jesus.

2163
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:05,601
[dogs barking]

2164
01:29:10,170 --> 01:29:13,260
Hayden, Hayden! [laughs]

2165
01:29:13,435 --> 01:29:15,567
Hayden.
[dog barks]

2166
01:29:16,829 --> 01:29:19,397
- Hey, nice boots, hello.

2167
01:29:19,571 --> 01:29:21,051
- Hello.

2168
01:29:21,225 --> 01:29:23,532
- Hey, do you have
the wifi password?

2169
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,362
- Dude, that's my sister.

2170
01:29:27,536 --> 01:29:29,407
- Ah! [Hayden grunts]

2171
01:29:37,415 --> 01:29:39,939
- You know, I think if
I had better footwear,

2172
01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,680
I could do that, too.

2173
01:29:41,854 --> 01:29:44,640
- Oh, I think I remember
you, motherfucker.

2174
01:29:47,556 --> 01:29:50,167
[Hayden retches]

2175
01:29:50,341 --> 01:29:52,082
- God, she's cool.

2176
01:29:52,256 --> 01:29:54,127
Hayden, watch out!

2177
01:29:54,301 --> 01:29:56,652
[dog snarls]

2178
01:29:57,827 --> 01:29:59,132
[dog groans]

2179
01:29:59,306 --> 01:30:01,047
Hayden, Hayden!

2180
01:30:01,221 --> 01:30:05,138
- Thalia, hang on, I gotta
fuck with this dog real quick.

2181
01:30:05,312 --> 01:30:07,097
- Fuck yeah, man.

2182
01:30:07,271 --> 01:30:08,925
Holy shit, hi!

2183
01:30:09,099 --> 01:30:11,797
- Oh, my god, where the
hell is everyone else?

2184
01:30:11,971 --> 01:30:13,843
- It's just my brother
that we need to grab.

2185
01:30:14,017 --> 01:30:15,061
- Is he the dude hanging
off the back of the boat?

2186
01:30:15,235 --> 01:30:16,846
- Yeah.

2187
01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:18,325
- Yeah, I had to anchor
him down with an arrow.

2188
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:19,283
- It's a long story.

2189
01:30:19,457 --> 01:30:20,545
- Let's go.

2190
01:30:22,286 --> 01:30:25,115
[dog barks]

2191
01:30:25,289 --> 01:30:27,073
Go, go, go, go, go, run!

2192
01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:28,771
Faster!

2193
01:30:30,903 --> 01:30:32,818
- Oh, Hayden, behind you.

2194
01:30:34,037 --> 01:30:34,777
- Play dead.

2195
01:30:34,951 --> 01:30:35,865
[gun fires]

2196
01:30:39,042 --> 01:30:40,304
Let's go.

2197
01:30:40,478 --> 01:30:42,132
[helicopter blades whirring]

2198
01:30:42,306 --> 01:30:44,874
- [Collins] Ow!

2199
01:30:45,048 --> 01:30:46,745
- [Thalia] Hey,
whoa, whoa, dude.

2200
01:30:46,919 --> 01:30:48,094
Hayden, Hayden, you
have to keep your hand

2201
01:30:48,268 --> 01:30:49,313
on the joystick, man.

2202
01:30:50,270 --> 01:30:51,446
- Are you sure?

2203
01:30:51,620 --> 01:30:53,143
- Mm-hmm, yeah, okay,

2204
01:30:53,317 --> 01:30:54,753
so the instructor said-
- My hand on that?

2205
01:30:54,927 --> 01:30:56,712
Okay.
- You have to put your hand-

2206
01:30:56,886 --> 01:30:58,322
- Always this, and the other

2207
01:30:58,496 --> 01:30:59,541
one here.
- Are you shitting me?

2208
01:30:59,889 --> 01:31:01,151
- Where the fuck are my
sunglasses?

2209
01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:02,718
- Okay.

2210
01:31:02,892 --> 01:31:04,415
- How'd you know
where to find us?

2211
01:31:04,589 --> 01:31:05,764
- Thalia's live stream.

2212
01:31:05,938 --> 01:31:08,288
[helicopter blades whirring]

2213
01:31:11,770 --> 01:31:12,597
This is fun.

2214
01:31:17,341 --> 01:31:18,124
- Go for it, man.
- Pull it.

2215
01:31:18,908 --> 01:31:20,344
- All right.

2216
01:31:20,518 --> 01:31:23,042
[Hayden shouts]

2217
01:31:23,216 --> 01:31:26,655
You pull it again. [laughs]

2218
01:31:26,829 --> 01:31:28,221
- [Thalia] Nice, baby.
[explosion rumbles]

2219
01:31:28,395 --> 01:31:29,484
- [Hayden] Pull it again.

2220
01:31:30,354 --> 01:31:31,921
[Hayden laughs]

2221
01:31:32,095 --> 01:31:33,139
Hell, yeah.

2222
01:31:33,313 --> 01:31:34,358
- Whoa.

2223
01:31:34,532 --> 01:31:35,402
- [Thalia] Burn, baby, burn.

2224
01:31:35,577 --> 01:31:36,403
- It's missing a paw.

2225
01:31:36,578 --> 01:31:37,927
- Hell, yeah.

2226
01:31:38,101 --> 01:31:40,495
[helicopter blades whirring]

2227
01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:47,806
- Wait!

2228
01:31:47,980 --> 01:31:51,593
I'm still here, come back!

2229
01:31:51,767 --> 01:31:54,204
[slow dramatic music]

2230
01:31:54,378 --> 01:31:56,946
[dogs barking]

2231
01:32:01,037 --> 01:32:03,648
[dog growls]

2232
01:32:03,822 --> 01:32:06,521
[slow dramatic music continues]

2233
01:32:11,090 --> 01:32:13,571
- [Director] Let's make
movie magic, everybody.

2234
01:32:15,660 --> 01:32:17,967
- Sometimes, when
I'm making a cake,

2235
01:32:18,141 --> 01:32:22,667
it's just a good idea to
[laughs] spread the frosting.

2236
01:32:25,757 --> 01:32:27,454
[Grace laughs]

2237
01:32:27,629 --> 01:32:29,239
[slow rock music continues]

2238
01:32:29,413 --> 01:32:30,196
[bottle pops]
- Whoa!

2239
01:32:34,592 --> 01:32:38,161
Could I get a towel? [laughs]

2240
01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:41,904
- Thanks.

2241
01:32:42,078 --> 01:32:43,340
- [Speaker] And
can you wipe off,

2242
01:32:43,514 --> 01:32:45,081
there's some, there's a
piece of banana on you.

2243
01:32:45,255 --> 01:32:46,561
- Obviously, that's what she-
- It's so slippery.

2244
01:32:46,735 --> 01:32:49,738
- Come on, think
about it. [laughs]

2245
01:32:52,828 --> 01:32:55,700
- All right, right,
all right, come at me.

2246
01:32:55,874 --> 01:32:57,789
- Your mama's a bitch.

2247
01:33:02,489 --> 01:33:07,103
- I want to see these dogs
verified on Instagram.

2248
01:33:07,277 --> 01:33:08,278
- This feels like a
fucking fever dream.

2249
01:33:08,452 --> 01:33:10,497
- What the fuck
is the deal, fam?

2250
01:33:10,672 --> 01:33:12,325
- [Speaker] We knew you
would be okay, Mason,

2251
01:33:12,499 --> 01:33:14,284
how strong you are, I have,
I have a question for you.

2252
01:33:14,458 --> 01:33:15,502
[group laughs]

2253
01:33:15,677 --> 01:33:17,156
- [Speaker] You need makeup.

2254
01:33:17,330 --> 01:33:19,376
- [Speaker] I can read the line.

2255
01:33:19,550 --> 01:33:23,336
- My FBO in Van Nuys and tell
him to spark up. [laughs]

2256
01:33:23,510 --> 01:33:25,817
Get sparky, really, she
knows all of my lines.

2257
01:33:25,991 --> 01:33:27,210
She should just do me.

2258
01:33:27,384 --> 01:33:29,125
Okay, let's go.

2259
01:33:29,299 --> 01:33:30,517
[both grunting]

2260
01:33:30,692 --> 01:33:31,649
[both laughing]

2261
01:33:31,823 --> 01:33:32,824
- I found him.

2262
01:33:38,003 --> 01:33:40,702
[both grunting]

2263
01:33:40,876 --> 01:33:41,964
- [Virginia] Well.

2264
01:33:42,138 --> 01:33:44,706
[Grace laughs]

2265
01:33:48,797 --> 01:33:52,061
- I've never felt
better in my life.

2266
01:33:52,235 --> 01:33:53,802
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

2267
01:33:56,369 --> 01:33:59,198
- Fuse our collective
force of madness together

2268
01:33:59,372 --> 01:34:00,983
to be an unstoppable force, or-

2269
01:34:01,157 --> 01:34:02,201
[Riele coughs]

2270
01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:03,681
- Sorry, guys.

2271
01:34:09,295 --> 01:34:10,862
[people clapping]

2272
01:34:14,039 --> 01:34:16,825
- What, you're
now leaving, guys?

2273
01:34:16,999 --> 01:34:18,653
- Inside voices,
for the love of God.

2274
01:34:18,827 --> 01:34:20,611
- Audio control
on this jet pack?

2275
01:34:20,785 --> 01:34:22,961
- I gotta stop smoking
so much weed, guys.

2276
01:34:23,135 --> 01:34:25,311
[slow rock music continues]

2277
01:34:25,485 --> 01:34:26,095
[Grace laughs]

2278
01:34:27,531 --> 01:34:29,011
- I always wondered
that in movies,

2279
01:34:29,402 --> 01:34:30,665
When are people
finding the time to go pee?

2280
01:34:30,839 --> 01:34:31,753
- Or poop.

2281
01:34:31,927 --> 01:34:32,884
There's dogs out there.

2282
01:34:33,276 --> 01:34:34,407
- [Virginia] I know.

2283
01:34:34,581 --> 01:34:35,104
- [Grace] So you
have to hold it.

2284
01:34:37,410 --> 01:34:38,542
- You went from "Damn,
boy," to "Damn, boy!"

2285
01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:41,327
Let's go.
[Collins mutters]

2286
01:34:41,501 --> 01:34:43,242
We don't have time for this.

2287
01:34:45,418 --> 01:34:47,029
- [Collins] It's not working.

2288
01:34:47,203 --> 01:34:49,858
- Okay, here you go.
- The best day ever!

2289
01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:02,914
- Probably gonna be right
where you are, Grace.

2290
01:35:03,088 --> 01:35:05,787
- Okay, okay, okay,
sorry. [laughs]

2291
01:35:07,832 --> 01:35:09,834
- Oh, dear, sorry, I'm
gonna take that back.

2292
01:35:12,358 --> 01:35:13,838
- My eyelashes.

2293
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:19,844
- [Jay] So we need to get her

2294
01:35:20,018 --> 01:35:22,499
to- to- to call
the Navy SEALs, or-

2295
01:35:23,892 --> 01:35:25,415
[Grace imitates screaming]

2296
01:35:25,589 --> 01:35:28,592
- [Man] Okay,
okay, another towel.

2297
01:35:28,766 --> 01:35:31,334
[group screaming]

2298
01:35:34,337 --> 01:35:35,077
- Go, go, go!
- We gotta go, we gotta go!

2299
01:35:35,251 --> 01:35:37,035
- Okay.

2300
01:35:37,209 --> 01:35:38,689
- I said the-
- Real fake. [laughs]

2301
01:35:38,863 --> 01:35:39,995
- [Riele] That was fucking good.

2302
01:35:40,169 --> 01:35:41,518
That was good.
- That was goddamn-

2303
01:35:41,692 --> 01:35:43,041
- Don't do that,
I'm not into dudes.

2304
01:35:43,215 --> 01:35:46,915
- This is shaping up to
be quite the adventure.

2305
01:35:52,398 --> 01:35:54,618
[group cheers]

2306
01:35:54,792 --> 01:35:56,141
[slow music]

2307
01:35:58,840 --> 01:36:01,538
[group quietly chattering]

2308
01:36:01,712 --> 01:36:04,236
[group cheers]

2309
01:36:06,456 --> 01:36:10,025
[group quietly chattering]

2310
01:36:11,678 --> 01:36:13,898
[dog growls]

2311
01:36:14,072 --> 01:36:14,943
- [Man] Bro,
you talking to me?

2312
01:36:16,858 --> 01:36:17,989
- [Killer Queen] What a
time to be alive.

2313
01:36:19,251 --> 01:36:21,340
[slow rumbling]

2314
01:36:21,514 --> 01:36:23,429
[slow music]

2315
01:36:23,603 --> 01:36:24,430
[steam hisses]

2316
01:36:24,604 --> 01:36:26,389
[person screams]

2317
01:36:29,958 --> 01:36:31,046
- [Man] Did you
just say it's edible?

2318
01:36:31,220 --> 01:36:33,918
- [Man] He did
say it's edible.

2319
01:36:39,054 --> 01:36:44,711
- [Man] Do you want a
photo or a video?

2320
01:36:44,886 --> 01:36:45,451
[group chattering]

2321
01:36:50,282 --> 01:36:52,241
- [Jay] Bingo.

2322
01:36:52,415 --> 01:36:54,112
- [Violet] There are
signs, we'll find our way.

2323
01:36:54,286 --> 01:36:55,897
- [Jay] We don't
speak these signs.

2324
01:36:56,071 --> 01:36:58,116
[group chattering]

2325
01:36:58,290 --> 01:37:00,031
- [Violet] Listen, we will
find our way, but he wouldn't.

2326
01:37:00,205 --> 01:37:01,903
- [Jay] Okay, we
got confidence.

2327
01:37:03,208 --> 01:37:04,514
[group laughs]

2328
01:37:06,211 --> 01:37:07,604
- [Jay] Y'all probably
already know her

2329
01:37:07,778 --> 01:37:08,910
and y'all are
probably gonna send

2330
01:37:09,084 --> 01:37:10,476
me a whole bunch of messages.

2331
01:37:10,781 --> 01:37:12,261
- [Killer Queen] Who are we
talking to right now?

2332
01:37:12,435 --> 01:37:13,479
- [Jay] I have no idea
who you're talking to

2333
01:37:13,653 --> 01:37:14,524
'cause there ain't
no service, so.

2334
01:37:14,698 --> 01:37:16,047
So you can't fall out.

2335
01:37:16,395 --> 01:37:16,743
- [Killer Queen] Exactly,
stay safe, kids.

2336
01:37:16,918 --> 01:37:17,875
[group chattering]

2337
01:37:18,876 --> 01:37:21,096
[group chattering]

2338
01:37:26,101 --> 01:37:28,538
- [Jay] None of us speak
Spanish.

2339
01:37:28,712 --> 01:37:33,412
Hey, hey, [indistinct].

2340
01:37:33,586 --> 01:37:35,675
- [Jay] Why you asking me if
I'm okay, lady.

2341
01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:38,722
[group chattering]

2342
01:37:39,984 --> 01:37:41,638
- [Man] Welcome to Guatemala.

2343
01:37:41,812 --> 01:37:44,032
- [Jay] Trying to see if I
can get you to lick me, hey.

2344
01:37:45,860 --> 01:37:47,165
[group chattering]

2345
01:37:47,339 --> 01:37:49,689
- [Collins] Get
it hot and fresh.

2346
01:37:57,567 --> 01:38:00,570
[slow dramatic music]

2347
01:38:16,064 --> 01:38:19,894
[slow dramatic music continues]

2348
01:38:24,768 --> 01:38:28,554
[slow dramatic music continues]

2349
01:39:40,670 --> 01:39:44,021
[slow rock music continues]