WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:57.016 --> 00:00:58.934 [man] The Overworld, 4 00:00:59.018 --> 00:01:01.937 the biggest sandbox in the universe, 5 00:01:02.021 --> 00:01:04.857 is full of epic tales. 6 00:01:04.940 --> 00:01:07.443 Millions and billions of them. 7 00:01:07.985 --> 00:01:09.570 Well, guess what? 8 00:01:09.653 --> 00:01:12.656 This one is all mine. 9 00:01:15.367 --> 00:01:16.869 [hawk screeches] 10 00:01:21.081 --> 00:01:22.958 My name is Steve. 11 00:01:23.042 --> 00:01:26.587 And as a child, I yearned for the mines. 12 00:01:29.006 --> 00:01:30.508 [growling] 13 00:01:31.634 --> 00:01:33.511 [Steve] But it didn't really work out. 14 00:01:34.011 --> 00:01:36.263 Go on! Get out of here! 15 00:01:37.223 --> 00:01:38.723 -Mommy! -[Steve] So, I did a terrible thing. 16 00:01:38.808 --> 00:01:40.434 [miner] Go on! Shoo! 17 00:01:40.518 --> 00:01:41.769 -[Steve] I grew up. -[miner] Run! 18 00:01:41.852 --> 00:01:44.688 -[phones ringing] -[Steve] Yep, that's me. 19 00:01:44.771 --> 00:01:47.233 Same shirt, same pants. 20 00:01:47.316 --> 00:01:50.069 The only thing missing, was my soul. 21 00:01:51.277 --> 00:01:53.697 -What was I doing with my life? -[sighs heavily] 22 00:01:53.781 --> 00:01:56.450 I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs. 23 00:01:58.118 --> 00:02:00.996 And then one day, I remembered something! 24 00:02:02.373 --> 00:02:03.999 [cackles] 25 00:02:04.083 --> 00:02:05.584 [gasping] 26 00:02:06.627 --> 00:02:08.044 [Steve, singsong] That's right! 27 00:02:08.628 --> 00:02:10.130 The mines! 28 00:02:11.131 --> 00:02:13.175 So I geared up to dig deeper 29 00:02:13.259 --> 00:02:15.511 and find out what I'd been missing. 30 00:02:15.594 --> 00:02:18.514 And this time, I was unstoppable. 31 00:02:19.098 --> 00:02:20.599 [growling] 32 00:02:28.899 --> 00:02:30.943 -[yells] -[shouting] 33 00:02:31.026 --> 00:02:32.403 Head fake! Oh, yeah. 34 00:02:32.486 --> 00:02:33.487 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 35 00:02:33.779 --> 00:02:36.365 -My moment had finally come. -Yeah. 36 00:02:36.448 --> 00:02:38.826 I could just taste the adventure! 37 00:02:38.909 --> 00:02:41.453 So, I mined my brains out. 38 00:02:42.204 --> 00:02:45.291 Until I found two mysterious artifacts. 39 00:02:45.374 --> 00:02:46.333 This thingy… 40 00:02:47.877 --> 00:02:49.795 -And that cool thingy. -Ohhh… 41 00:02:50.880 --> 00:02:53.382 And when I put those two thingies together… 42 00:02:53.465 --> 00:02:54.841 [energy pulsing] 43 00:02:54.925 --> 00:02:57.094 -…you guessed it. -[gasping] 44 00:02:57.177 --> 00:03:00.097 It opened a portal to another world. 45 00:03:02.266 --> 00:03:04.226 [echoing] The Overworld! 46 00:03:04.310 --> 00:03:05.561 [sheep bleating] 47 00:03:05.644 --> 00:03:06.854 [gasps] 48 00:03:09.273 --> 00:03:11.817 This place blew my mind. 49 00:03:17.031 --> 00:03:18.449 [yelping] 50 00:03:20.451 --> 00:03:21.911 I'd never seen anything like it. 51 00:03:21.994 --> 00:03:23.954 [bleating loudly] 52 00:03:24.246 --> 00:03:25.247 Whoa! 53 00:03:25.331 --> 00:03:29.001 Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life. 54 00:03:29.084 --> 00:03:31.462 A world where anything you can imagine, 55 00:03:31.545 --> 00:03:32.796 you can create! 56 00:03:32.880 --> 00:03:34.131 [exclaiming] 57 00:03:34.632 --> 00:03:36.091 This is my first house. 58 00:03:36.175 --> 00:03:37.009 Bam! 59 00:03:37.091 --> 00:03:38.969 -My second house. -Pshh! 60 00:03:39.053 --> 00:03:42.348 And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool. 61 00:03:42.430 --> 00:03:43.432 Pink house! 62 00:03:44.350 --> 00:03:45.517 Life was good. 63 00:03:45.601 --> 00:03:47.227 -[thumping on door] -[shrieking] 64 00:03:47.311 --> 00:03:50.564 Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes. 65 00:03:50.648 --> 00:03:52.608 [zombies moaning] 66 00:03:52.691 --> 00:03:55.736 It was times like these I wished I had a friend. 67 00:03:56.445 --> 00:03:58.155 [wolf howling] 68 00:03:58.238 --> 00:04:02.409 And then I heard it. The howl of companionship. 69 00:04:03.118 --> 00:04:04.286 [growling] 70 00:04:04.370 --> 00:04:08.123 Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me. 71 00:04:08.207 --> 00:04:10.918 So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone. 72 00:04:11.001 --> 00:04:12.878 -Maybe a bone, huh? -Yeah. 73 00:04:12.962 --> 00:04:14.880 -Hoo-hoo! -[friendly yelp] 74 00:04:14.964 --> 00:04:16.214 Attaboy… 75 00:04:16.298 --> 00:04:18.175 -[barks] -…Dennis. 76 00:04:18.257 --> 00:04:20.552 He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz. 77 00:04:20.636 --> 00:04:21.928 Dennis, yeah. 78 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:24.390 Dennis and I were inseparable. 79 00:04:25.349 --> 00:04:27.810 -[barks] -We did everything together. 80 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:30.437 [Steve whoops] 81 00:04:31.063 --> 00:04:34.108 -[Dennis barking] -We built endless masterpieces. 82 00:04:37.236 --> 00:04:39.196 The more I built, the better I got. 83 00:04:40.572 --> 00:04:41.657 [Steve] Dennis, check it out! 84 00:04:41.991 --> 00:04:43.575 ♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪ 85 00:04:43.659 --> 00:04:45.159 Ohh! Yeah! 86 00:04:45.244 --> 00:04:46.537 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 87 00:04:46.620 --> 00:04:49.540 Lucky for me, pandas love to party. 88 00:04:50.874 --> 00:04:51.917 And cows. 89 00:04:53.043 --> 00:04:55.129 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 90 00:04:55.462 --> 00:04:57.798 -Life was perfect. -[barking playfully] 91 00:04:57.881 --> 00:04:59.883 And the years simply flew by. 92 00:04:59.967 --> 00:05:01.135 -[low rumbling] -[wind hissing] 93 00:05:01.218 --> 00:05:03.429 -[Dennis barking] -[gasping] 94 00:05:04.888 --> 00:05:06.473 Until one day, I came across 95 00:05:06.557 --> 00:05:09.018 -some strange ruins. -[Dennis whimpers] 96 00:05:09.101 --> 00:05:11.186 And a conveniently placed chest. 97 00:05:11.270 --> 00:05:12.438 Ha-hah! 98 00:05:13.939 --> 00:05:15.274 Flint and steel. 99 00:05:16.442 --> 00:05:17.735 Whoa! 100 00:05:17.818 --> 00:05:19.611 [joyful shout] 101 00:05:20.112 --> 00:05:21.321 [barks] 102 00:05:21.405 --> 00:05:22.406 Dennis! 103 00:05:23.198 --> 00:05:24.575 No, Dennis. 104 00:05:25.784 --> 00:05:27.745 -[echoing shouts] -[loud rumbling] 105 00:05:27.828 --> 00:05:30.205 [Steve] Turns out we'd just opened a portal 106 00:05:30.289 --> 00:05:32.124 to a totally new dimension. 107 00:05:32.207 --> 00:05:33.792 [pigs grunting, squealing] 108 00:05:33.876 --> 00:05:35.085 The Nether. 109 00:05:36.754 --> 00:05:39.465 There was no joy or creativity at all. 110 00:05:39.548 --> 00:05:40.549 [pig screeching] 111 00:05:40.632 --> 00:05:44.428 -Just a mindless lust for gold. -[Dennis howls] 112 00:05:44.511 --> 00:05:45.262 Dennis! 113 00:05:46.346 --> 00:05:50.058 These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, 114 00:05:50.142 --> 00:05:51.894 led by Malgosha, 115 00:05:51.977 --> 00:05:55.147 the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place. 116 00:05:55.230 --> 00:05:58.025 Who are you, and why are you so round? 117 00:05:58.108 --> 00:06:01.612 Leave the dog! Take me instead. 118 00:06:01.695 --> 00:06:04.448 No, thanks. I'll take both of you. 119 00:06:04.531 --> 00:06:05.699 And that Orb. 120 00:06:05.991 --> 00:06:07.868 Let's get one thing straight. 121 00:06:07.951 --> 00:06:11.580 Where I come from, we call this a cube. 122 00:06:11.872 --> 00:06:13.248 Seize them! 123 00:06:13.665 --> 00:06:16.543 [Steve] Malgosha had finally got what she'd always wanted, 124 00:06:16.627 --> 00:06:18.587 -the Orb of Dominance. -[cackling] 125 00:06:18.670 --> 00:06:20.339 [Steve] The most powerful cube-shaped orb 126 00:06:20.422 --> 00:06:22.049 in the entire universe. 127 00:06:22.132 --> 00:06:23.801 Listen up, you pigs! 128 00:06:23.884 --> 00:06:26.678 With this Orb, I will pillage the Overworld, 129 00:06:26.762 --> 00:06:30.099 and all its gold will be ours! [cackling] 130 00:06:30.182 --> 00:06:31.558 [Steve] I couldn't let this happen. 131 00:06:31.642 --> 00:06:33.393 The Overworld had saved me, 132 00:06:33.477 --> 00:06:35.854 and now I had to try to save it. 133 00:06:35.938 --> 00:06:37.856 We have to stop her, Dennis. 134 00:06:39.650 --> 00:06:41.193 So we escaped! 135 00:06:41.276 --> 00:06:43.362 And stole back the Orb! 136 00:06:43.445 --> 00:06:45.155 [warning horn blasting] 137 00:06:45.239 --> 00:06:47.574 [Malgosha] The Roundling got away! 138 00:06:47.658 --> 00:06:50.327 Find him and bring me that Orb! 139 00:06:50.409 --> 00:06:52.246 Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth. 140 00:06:52.329 --> 00:06:54.748 Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive. 141 00:06:54.832 --> 00:06:55.666 You got that, boy? 142 00:06:55.749 --> 00:06:56.582 -[affirmative growl] -Good boy. 143 00:06:56.667 --> 00:06:58.210 You're the last hope for this world. 144 00:06:58.293 --> 00:07:00.170 -Now, run! Go, boy! -[Dennis barking] 145 00:07:00.504 --> 00:07:02.089 Run, fluff nugget! 146 00:07:02.172 --> 00:07:04.091 You got this, Dennis, I love you! 147 00:07:04.758 --> 00:07:05.759 Run! 148 00:07:05.843 --> 00:07:06.844 Get off of me! 149 00:07:08.554 --> 00:07:09.513 [barks] 150 00:07:09.596 --> 00:07:11.140 [Steve] Dennis was a hero that day. 151 00:07:11.807 --> 00:07:13.392 He ran like the wind. 152 00:07:13.892 --> 00:07:16.395 I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, 153 00:07:16.478 --> 00:07:18.564 but we had a world to save. 154 00:07:18.647 --> 00:07:22.025 -[flesh sizzling] -[squealing in pain] 155 00:07:22.401 --> 00:07:25.362 [Steve] So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth 156 00:07:25.445 --> 00:07:28.574 and hid the most powerful object in existence 157 00:07:28.657 --> 00:07:30.742 under my waterbed. 158 00:07:37.624 --> 00:07:40.002 As long as the Orb stays hidden, 159 00:07:40.085 --> 00:07:42.171 the Overworld will be safe. 160 00:07:46.466 --> 00:07:48.135 [howling] 161 00:07:50.762 --> 00:07:54.391 [Steve] Wait a second. Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan. 162 00:07:54.474 --> 00:07:57.978 ["When I'm Gone" by Dirty Honey playing] 163 00:08:22.669 --> 00:08:24.046 Yeah. 164 00:08:24.588 --> 00:08:25.964 [man on TV] In the late 1980s, 165 00:08:26.048 --> 00:08:28.967 Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm… 166 00:08:29.051 --> 00:08:30.093 [bell chiming] 167 00:08:30.177 --> 00:08:34.264 …becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game, 168 00:08:34.347 --> 00:08:36.140 Hunk City Rampage. 169 00:08:40.604 --> 00:08:41.270 Yeah! 170 00:08:41.355 --> 00:08:44.107 [man on TV] His mastery of this two player co-op 171 00:08:44.191 --> 00:08:45.734 shocked the world. 172 00:08:57.829 --> 00:09:00.791 His effective use of the garbage toss move 173 00:09:01.333 --> 00:09:05.170 earned him the nickname, "The Garbage Man." 174 00:09:05.254 --> 00:09:06.421 Pretty soon, he became 175 00:09:06.505 --> 00:09:08.674 the envy of the gaming world 176 00:09:08.757 --> 00:09:11.009 after landing a lucrative deal 177 00:09:11.093 --> 00:09:12.052 with Sizzler. 178 00:09:14.513 --> 00:09:15.931 -Yeah! -[game plays fanfare] 179 00:09:16.014 --> 00:09:17.766 Whoo! 180 00:09:17.849 --> 00:09:19.101 Yeah, baby! 181 00:09:19.685 --> 00:09:20.811 Garbage Man! 182 00:09:22.187 --> 00:09:23.272 [mimicking punches] 183 00:09:23.981 --> 00:09:25.190 Yeah, baby! 184 00:09:26.149 --> 00:09:27.818 [man on TV] One thing's for sure… 185 00:09:27.901 --> 00:09:29.403 [grunts] Yeah! 186 00:09:29.486 --> 00:09:31.446 -[people cheering] -…this kid had it all. 187 00:09:31.530 --> 00:09:33.657 -Yeah! -Time to take out the trash. 188 00:09:34.032 --> 00:09:34.700 Yeah! 189 00:09:35.325 --> 00:09:37.077 Mmm… Boo-rah! 190 00:09:37.160 --> 00:09:39.162 [bell chimes] 191 00:09:39.454 --> 00:09:41.123 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison? 192 00:09:41.206 --> 00:09:42.540 No autographs. 193 00:09:44.167 --> 00:09:45.460 Have a nice day. 194 00:09:46.837 --> 00:09:47.963 -[door opens] -[bell chimes] 195 00:09:48.046 --> 00:09:49.339 [groans] 196 00:09:58.348 --> 00:09:59.641 [sighs] 197 00:10:01.810 --> 00:10:06.106 ["When I'm Gone" playing] 198 00:10:12.696 --> 00:10:14.031 [song ends] 199 00:10:14.114 --> 00:10:17.075 Whoo! Yeah! Super cool! 200 00:10:17.159 --> 00:10:18.035 [door shuts] 201 00:10:18.118 --> 00:10:20.203 Garrett "The Garbage Man." 202 00:10:20.287 --> 00:10:22.039 To what do we owe this pleasure? 203 00:10:22.122 --> 00:10:22.873 Pleasure? 204 00:10:22.956 --> 00:10:25.167 Think I come to storage auctions for fun? 205 00:10:25.834 --> 00:10:27.461 I'm a businessman, Daryl. 206 00:10:27.544 --> 00:10:28.378 An investor. 207 00:10:28.462 --> 00:10:31.423 Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your choo-choo train. 208 00:10:31.506 --> 00:10:33.633 You're gonna love this next unit. 209 00:10:33.717 --> 00:10:35.844 It's got a waterbed. 210 00:10:35.927 --> 00:10:37.763 It's got some pickaxes. 211 00:10:37.846 --> 00:10:41.641 It's got a huge can of mixed nuts. 212 00:10:41.725 --> 00:10:45.854 It's got an array of unisex turquoise blouses. 213 00:10:46.271 --> 00:10:47.230 That sounds terrible. 214 00:10:47.314 --> 00:10:50.692 I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos. 215 00:10:50.776 --> 00:10:54.029 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1978 Atari Cosmos? 216 00:10:54.321 --> 00:10:55.364 That's what it says here. 217 00:10:55.447 --> 00:10:57.115 Those things are worth a frickin' fortune. 218 00:10:57.199 --> 00:10:58.367 Heck yeah they are. 219 00:10:58.450 --> 00:11:00.827 Bro, if you make this happen for me, 220 00:11:00.911 --> 00:11:03.497 I will strongly consider hanging out with you. 221 00:11:03.830 --> 00:11:05.999 -You serious, bro? -Yep. 222 00:11:06.666 --> 00:11:10.837 Two big buffaloes like us out there, in the wild, 223 00:11:10.921 --> 00:11:14.132 wearing unisex turquoise blouses. 224 00:11:14.800 --> 00:11:16.718 Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion. 225 00:11:16.802 --> 00:11:18.387 The ladies aren't gonna know what-- 226 00:11:18.470 --> 00:11:20.806 Listen, if you could keep the hammer price under a hundy, 227 00:11:20.889 --> 00:11:23.141 I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true. 228 00:11:23.475 --> 00:11:24.309 Okay? 229 00:11:25.685 --> 00:11:28.814 Two loose cannons, wearing turquoise blouses. 230 00:11:28.897 --> 00:11:31.024 Yeah. Let's do it. 231 00:11:31.525 --> 00:11:33.693 [Daryl] And we got 500 dollars, 500 dollars over here. 232 00:11:33.777 --> 00:11:35.862 We got 500 dollars. We got six, do we have six? 233 00:11:35.946 --> 00:11:38.031 Do we have 600 dollars? We got 600 dollars over here. 234 00:11:38.115 --> 00:11:40.784 I'll go over here, 700 dollars, we got 700 dollars. 235 00:11:40.867 --> 00:11:42.702 We got 700 dollars here. We got 800 dollars over here. 236 00:11:42.786 --> 00:11:44.496 -[sighs] -We got 850. Do we hear 850? 237 00:11:44.579 --> 00:11:46.081 Do we-- 850 over here. 238 00:11:46.164 --> 00:11:47.999 Do we hear any more? Do we hear 900? 900? 239 00:11:48.083 --> 00:11:50.252 Nine hundred, going once, 900 going twice. 240 00:11:50.335 --> 00:11:51.753 And 900 going three times. 241 00:11:51.837 --> 00:11:54.381 And sold to hometown hero, 242 00:11:54.464 --> 00:11:57.551 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison, for 900 dollars. 243 00:12:00.554 --> 00:12:02.556 [Garrett] I wouldn't cash that for about six months. 244 00:12:02.639 --> 00:12:03.432 What? 245 00:12:03.515 --> 00:12:07.060 [whoops] Come to papa! Cosmos! 246 00:12:07.144 --> 00:12:08.478 Whoo! [blows] 247 00:12:17.154 --> 00:12:18.864 [orb chiming softly] 248 00:12:18.947 --> 00:12:20.449 [Garrett] Daryl? Where is it? 249 00:12:20.532 --> 00:12:22.284 I'm sorry. I didn't check the box. 250 00:12:23.785 --> 00:12:25.287 -Whoa, whoa, whoa… -[Garrett] Where's the Atari? 251 00:12:25.370 --> 00:12:27.122 -Whoa! -There's no Atari in here! 252 00:12:27.205 --> 00:12:29.791 That does not mean you can trash this unit! 253 00:12:29.875 --> 00:12:30.834 [Garret grunts loudly] 254 00:12:30.917 --> 00:12:32.794 I'm up against it, man, I'm-- 255 00:12:32.878 --> 00:12:34.588 [panting] 256 00:12:34.671 --> 00:12:37.215 Oh, no. My store. 257 00:12:37.299 --> 00:12:39.843 My wrists aren't what they used to be. I just… 258 00:12:39.926 --> 00:12:42.387 [panting] 259 00:12:42.471 --> 00:12:44.347 I need a win, man. I need… 260 00:12:45.056 --> 00:12:46.433 I need a win. 261 00:12:46.516 --> 00:12:48.059 When are you gonna stop looking for treasure 262 00:12:48.143 --> 00:12:49.811 inside a storage unit… 263 00:12:50.520 --> 00:12:53.565 and recognize that the real treasure… 264 00:12:54.274 --> 00:12:56.067 …is inside your heart? 265 00:12:57.694 --> 00:12:58.862 [sighs deeply] 266 00:12:58.945 --> 00:13:00.489 [Daryl] Let's roll, everyone. 267 00:13:00.989 --> 00:13:03.450 This man has no respect for the storage community. 268 00:13:06.203 --> 00:13:07.454 Daryl. 269 00:13:08.205 --> 00:13:11.625 ["I Remember You" by Skid Row playing] 270 00:13:11.708 --> 00:13:12.834 Oh, man. 271 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:16.630 [chiming softly] 272 00:13:21.635 --> 00:13:23.803 [shouting along with music] 273 00:13:24.513 --> 00:13:25.597 [radiator pops] 274 00:13:28.225 --> 00:13:30.185 Oh, no! 275 00:13:31.436 --> 00:13:33.021 Oh, man! 276 00:13:33.855 --> 00:13:35.482 What the frick? 277 00:13:35.941 --> 00:13:40.111 [screaming] 278 00:13:43.949 --> 00:13:46.785 Look, Chuglass was not my first choice either, 279 00:13:46.868 --> 00:13:49.329 but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here. 280 00:13:50.372 --> 00:13:51.873 Or at least that's how I interpreted it. 281 00:13:52.207 --> 00:13:54.125 Yeah, I read something online. 282 00:13:54.543 --> 00:13:55.794 This place sucks. 283 00:13:55.877 --> 00:13:57.879 Anyways, rent is super low, 284 00:13:57.963 --> 00:13:59.172 and I've got a full-time gig here, 285 00:13:59.256 --> 00:14:01.967 so it's not really an offer we can turn down right now. 286 00:14:02.551 --> 00:14:03.802 [boy] Yeah, I get it. 287 00:14:03.885 --> 00:14:06.263 Look, I think you're really gonna like it here. 288 00:14:08.223 --> 00:14:09.641 What's going on with that dude? 289 00:14:09.724 --> 00:14:11.977 [screaming and sobbing] 290 00:14:15.397 --> 00:14:18.108 [girl] Oh my gosh, Henry, we're in Chuglass. 291 00:14:18.191 --> 00:14:19.985 Say hi to Chuggy the Chip. 292 00:14:26.283 --> 00:14:28.868 [girl] All right. This is the new neighborhood. 293 00:14:28.952 --> 00:14:30.328 [Henry] When was this house built? 294 00:14:30.412 --> 00:14:33.665 [laughing] It's so nice to meet you. 295 00:14:33.748 --> 00:14:34.874 Yeah, nice to meet you. 296 00:14:34.958 --> 00:14:37.752 Uh, your new bosses sent you this. 297 00:14:37.836 --> 00:14:38.628 Oh… 298 00:14:38.712 --> 00:14:41.715 Yeah, people love working at the potato chip factory. 299 00:14:41.798 --> 00:14:43.300 Yeah, well, I'm, uh, 300 00:14:43.383 --> 00:14:44.884 I'm running their socials for a little bit. 301 00:14:44.968 --> 00:14:47.178 I said I'd get their follower count past 75. 302 00:14:47.262 --> 00:14:49.431 Nice! You must be Henry. 303 00:14:49.514 --> 00:14:51.224 Nice to meet you. I'm Dawn. 304 00:14:51.308 --> 00:14:53.852 Hi. Why is there an alpaca hanging out of your car? 305 00:14:53.935 --> 00:14:54.853 [animals bleat] 306 00:14:54.936 --> 00:14:57.147 [Dawn] Well, real estate's not my only hustle. 307 00:14:57.230 --> 00:14:59.608 I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side. 308 00:14:59.691 --> 00:15:01.484 Anyhoo, I gotta run. 309 00:15:01.568 --> 00:15:03.278 Call me if you need anything. 310 00:15:04.446 --> 00:15:08.074 Also… I'm really sorry about your mom. 311 00:15:08.158 --> 00:15:10.160 It's really brave what you're doing. 312 00:15:10.243 --> 00:15:11.494 I hope you know that. 313 00:15:12.829 --> 00:15:14.080 Thank you. 314 00:15:15.582 --> 00:15:18.877 -[alpaca braying loudly] -Chill out, man. I'm coming. 315 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:20.587 Golly! 316 00:15:26.843 --> 00:15:27.844 [sighs] 317 00:15:53.495 --> 00:15:55.580 [Natalie] Henry, breakfast is ready. 318 00:15:56.748 --> 00:15:58.040 [Henry] I'm coming. 319 00:16:00.752 --> 00:16:01.419 Check it out. 320 00:16:02.796 --> 00:16:05.882 I made you Mom's signature Tater Tot breakfast pizza. 321 00:16:05.965 --> 00:16:08.510 So you can hand out slices on your first day. 322 00:16:08.593 --> 00:16:10.679 I thought you wanted me to seem normal. 323 00:16:10.762 --> 00:16:11.680 I do. 324 00:16:11.763 --> 00:16:13.306 I'm just trying to help you out. 325 00:16:14.182 --> 00:16:15.600 I got you some body spray. 326 00:16:15.684 --> 00:16:17.852 Signature scents are huge here. 327 00:16:18.353 --> 00:16:19.604 [Henry] Velvet Mischief? 328 00:16:19.688 --> 00:16:21.398 You're gonna want to spray it and then walk into it. 329 00:16:21.481 --> 00:16:23.483 Don't be too direct. It's really powerful. 330 00:16:24.025 --> 00:16:25.610 -Okay. -Love you. 331 00:16:26.277 --> 00:16:27.487 Love you, too. [sniffs] 332 00:16:28.196 --> 00:16:30.281 Smells like banana bread and poo. 333 00:16:42.502 --> 00:16:43.837 [bell chimes] 334 00:16:53.847 --> 00:16:55.098 [exhales] 335 00:16:59.978 --> 00:17:02.272 [orb chiming softly] 336 00:17:02.689 --> 00:17:03.982 [Henry] Your store's really cool. 337 00:17:04.065 --> 00:17:05.483 Yeah, I know. 338 00:17:05.567 --> 00:17:07.484 Looking for anything in particular? 339 00:17:07.569 --> 00:17:09.445 Nah, just checking some stuff out. 340 00:17:09.529 --> 00:17:11.948 Non-committal. Classic loser mentality. 341 00:17:12.031 --> 00:17:12.866 I can help. 342 00:17:14.284 --> 00:17:16.035 I'm starting a mentorship program 343 00:17:16.118 --> 00:17:18.621 for people who want to win at the game of life. 344 00:17:18.704 --> 00:17:20.832 -Fifty bucks an hour. -Cool. 345 00:17:20.915 --> 00:17:22.584 How do you actually win at life? 346 00:17:22.666 --> 00:17:25.753 [scoffs] That's literally the answer I charge money for. 347 00:17:27.797 --> 00:17:29.924 Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza? 348 00:17:30.008 --> 00:17:30.884 My sister made it. 349 00:17:30.967 --> 00:17:33.344 I'm supposed to hand out slices at school to make friends. 350 00:17:33.428 --> 00:17:35.054 A little desperate for day one, don't you think? 351 00:17:36.014 --> 00:17:38.308 I also notice that you're wearing Velvet Mischief. 352 00:17:38.808 --> 00:17:40.351 It's a wonderful cologne. 353 00:17:40.435 --> 00:17:41.895 And I strongly believe that every young man 354 00:17:41.978 --> 00:17:43.229 should have his own signature scent. 355 00:17:43.313 --> 00:17:44.481 [sniffs] 356 00:17:44.564 --> 00:17:46.357 I didn't think I applied very much. 357 00:17:46.441 --> 00:17:48.818 Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot Garbage tip. 358 00:17:49.652 --> 00:17:51.029 Friendship is like a puzzle. 359 00:17:51.112 --> 00:17:52.947 Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool. 360 00:17:53.031 --> 00:17:55.408 And sometimes it's just one piece to be cool. 361 00:17:55.784 --> 00:17:56.910 And people will be like, 362 00:17:56.993 --> 00:17:59.120 "That's not a puzzle, that's a picture." 363 00:18:00.079 --> 00:18:02.081 And they have a right to speak, too. 364 00:18:02.791 --> 00:18:03.875 Any questions? 365 00:18:03.958 --> 00:18:05.210 Yeah. Quite a few, actually. 366 00:18:05.293 --> 00:18:08.505 Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. 367 00:18:08.588 --> 00:18:10.423 But there are two in winning. 368 00:18:11.090 --> 00:18:12.967 Okay, well, I gotta go to school. 369 00:18:13.051 --> 00:18:14.761 Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza. 370 00:18:14.844 --> 00:18:16.346 [class bell ringing] 371 00:18:18.431 --> 00:18:21.851 [woman] All right. Let's put this nametag on. 372 00:18:22.268 --> 00:18:24.813 Uh, why does it have an exclamation point? 373 00:18:24.896 --> 00:18:28.483 [chuckles] Oh, Henry, we're just so thrilled to have you. 374 00:18:28.566 --> 00:18:31.110 You know, you're the first student to enroll here, 375 00:18:31.194 --> 00:18:34.322 ever since that article came out about the school rankings. 376 00:18:35.114 --> 00:18:37.408 Anyway, I'm Vice Principal Marlene, 377 00:18:37.492 --> 00:18:39.160 and I'm an open book. 378 00:18:39.244 --> 00:18:41.120 You probably heard that my husband, Clemente, 379 00:18:41.204 --> 00:18:42.956 recently divorced me. 380 00:18:43.331 --> 00:18:46.793 And to be honest, I expected it to hurt more than it does. 381 00:18:46.876 --> 00:18:51.089 You know, the fire went out on our marriage 20 years ago, 382 00:18:51.172 --> 00:18:53.633 but we stuck it out for the dogs. 383 00:18:54.634 --> 00:18:57.929 Okay, let's get you to your first class. 384 00:18:58.012 --> 00:18:59.848 [class bell ringing] 385 00:18:59.931 --> 00:19:00.974 [teacher] Good morning. 386 00:19:01.057 --> 00:19:02.851 Just a little something about myself. 387 00:19:03.184 --> 00:19:05.562 I teach gym, I teach art. 388 00:19:05.937 --> 00:19:09.816 Financially, I'm living in a nightmare, okay? 389 00:19:10.191 --> 00:19:12.902 I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy. 390 00:19:12.986 --> 00:19:15.697 Last year, I claimed 4,000 dollars on my tax return. 391 00:19:16.072 --> 00:19:19.450 So in the summer, I do clams and oysters down by the airport. 392 00:19:19.534 --> 00:19:22.704 But most of my money is tied up in a drone kiosk at the mall. 393 00:19:23.913 --> 00:19:26.249 Okay, today we're gonna do a still life. 394 00:19:26.583 --> 00:19:29.502 One orange, one banana. 395 00:19:29.586 --> 00:19:31.004 Let's get after it, people. 396 00:19:31.087 --> 00:19:33.965 ["Change Song" by Dayglow playing] 397 00:19:46.394 --> 00:19:47.395 [teacher] What is this? 398 00:19:47.478 --> 00:19:48.897 Don't you know what a still life is? 399 00:19:48.980 --> 00:19:50.607 It means you just draw the thing. 400 00:19:50.690 --> 00:19:52.191 Do the assignment next time. 401 00:19:52.275 --> 00:19:54.110 -[book thuds] -[class giggling] 402 00:19:54.193 --> 00:19:55.653 That jetpack would never work. 403 00:19:55.737 --> 00:19:57.864 It's kind of foolproof, actually. It's just math. 404 00:19:57.947 --> 00:20:00.366 My dad said math has been debunked. 405 00:20:00.783 --> 00:20:03.578 Check it out. New kid thinks he's a rocket scientist. 406 00:20:03.661 --> 00:20:04.537 [laughter] 407 00:20:04.621 --> 00:20:06.039 I'd love to be a rocket scientist. 408 00:20:06.122 --> 00:20:07.165 So prove it. 409 00:20:08.499 --> 00:20:10.460 [song resumes] 410 00:20:25.224 --> 00:20:26.643 [song ends] 411 00:20:26.726 --> 00:20:29.896 [students cheering, laughing] 412 00:20:29.979 --> 00:20:31.898 [whistle blows nearby] 413 00:20:35.026 --> 00:20:37.195 All right. Count us down, guys. 414 00:20:37.278 --> 00:20:41.282 [all] Five, four, three, two, one! 415 00:20:43.076 --> 00:20:45.328 [kids exclaiming] 416 00:20:46.955 --> 00:20:49.082 Okay, so I know that we're all very excited 417 00:20:49.165 --> 00:20:50.375 about the new rebrand, 418 00:20:50.875 --> 00:20:52.168 but I don't think you should 419 00:20:52.251 --> 00:20:54.671 call your party bags, "Salt Sacks." 420 00:20:57.215 --> 00:21:00.635 -[jetpack roaring, whistling] -[all exclaiming] 421 00:21:02.512 --> 00:21:04.472 -[loud booming] -[people shouting] 422 00:21:05.556 --> 00:21:07.100 -[loud, metallic creaking] -[panting] 423 00:21:08.101 --> 00:21:09.352 Chuggy! 424 00:21:09.435 --> 00:21:10.812 Oh, no! 425 00:21:15.483 --> 00:21:17.151 [car alarms ringing in distance] 426 00:21:17.235 --> 00:21:18.903 I was never here, okay? 427 00:21:21.072 --> 00:21:23.533 Well, the good news is nobody died. 428 00:21:23.950 --> 00:21:26.244 I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident. 429 00:21:26.327 --> 00:21:28.621 This could be grounds for expulsion, Henry. 430 00:21:28.705 --> 00:21:30.707 I need you to call your guardian. 431 00:21:31.457 --> 00:21:32.542 [sighs] 432 00:21:35.128 --> 00:21:37.463 [line ringing] 433 00:21:37.547 --> 00:21:38.506 [Garrett] Game Over World. 434 00:21:38.589 --> 00:21:40.341 Hey, uh, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry. 435 00:21:40.425 --> 00:21:42.051 The kid with the Tater Tot breakfast pizza? 436 00:21:42.135 --> 00:21:43.678 [Garrett] Oh, yeah. 437 00:21:43.761 --> 00:21:45.805 -[fly buzzing fitfully] -I have a weird favor to ask. 438 00:21:45.888 --> 00:21:48.349 Uh, could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle? 439 00:21:48.433 --> 00:21:50.184 No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. 440 00:21:50.268 --> 00:21:51.811 I have 26 bucks. 441 00:21:51.894 --> 00:21:53.646 ["We Gotta Party" by Jag Team playing] 442 00:21:53.730 --> 00:21:55.982 -[tires screeching] -[motor revving] 443 00:21:59.527 --> 00:22:01.070 Hi, I'm Henry's uncle. 444 00:22:02.905 --> 00:22:04.323 You? 445 00:22:04.407 --> 00:22:05.742 The Trash Bag? 446 00:22:05.825 --> 00:22:07.744 It's actually "Garbage Man." 447 00:22:07.827 --> 00:22:09.954 Garbage Man, huh? 448 00:22:10.038 --> 00:22:13.374 You can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. 449 00:22:14.375 --> 00:22:15.668 But you gotta bungee the lid 450 00:22:15.752 --> 00:22:17.879 'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there. 451 00:22:19.630 --> 00:22:21.924 Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. 452 00:22:23.342 --> 00:22:24.469 [motor rumbles] 453 00:22:24.552 --> 00:22:26.471 [tires screeching] 454 00:22:28.222 --> 00:22:30.266 [song ends] 455 00:22:30.349 --> 00:22:32.560 [Henry] I just don't get it. It should have worked. 456 00:22:33.478 --> 00:22:34.437 The math is right. 457 00:22:34.520 --> 00:22:36.647 But I probably just cost my sister her job. 458 00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:38.483 Oh, wow. 459 00:22:39.567 --> 00:22:40.902 You're super creative. 460 00:22:42.153 --> 00:22:43.571 Hey, since you're going to juvie, 461 00:22:43.654 --> 00:22:45.948 you mind if I get this flyer back? 462 00:22:46.032 --> 00:22:48.284 Paper don't grow on trees, and… 463 00:22:48.367 --> 00:22:50.078 not really allowed in Kinko's anymore. 464 00:22:50.161 --> 00:22:51.496 Well, you can have my book, too. 465 00:22:52.705 --> 00:22:53.956 'Cause I'm done with it. 466 00:22:58.628 --> 00:23:00.838 So what's this stupid junk? 467 00:23:00.922 --> 00:23:02.256 Who cares? 468 00:23:03.299 --> 00:23:04.801 Probably some new age bullcrap. 469 00:23:05.676 --> 00:23:07.261 I could let it go for like 950. 470 00:23:07.345 --> 00:23:08.888 I wonder what it does. 471 00:23:13.559 --> 00:23:15.978 Hey. Instructions. 472 00:23:17.230 --> 00:23:21.234 "Never, under any circumstances, combine the Orb and Crystal." 473 00:23:23.194 --> 00:23:24.028 [chortles] 474 00:23:27.782 --> 00:23:30.827 [energy thrumming] 475 00:23:30.910 --> 00:23:32.787 [Garrett] Uh, wait… 476 00:23:32.870 --> 00:23:34.747 "Do not follow this Orb, 477 00:23:34.831 --> 00:23:35.998 even if you're a struggling business owner 478 00:23:36.082 --> 00:23:37.583 and need a ton of cash fast 479 00:23:37.667 --> 00:23:40.211 because there's loads of treasure down here." 480 00:23:40.294 --> 00:23:41.712 [stammering] Hey, dude. Dude? 481 00:23:41.796 --> 00:23:43.256 It feels like it wants to go somewhere. 482 00:23:43.339 --> 00:23:45.049 -[energy pulsing loudly] -[Garrett] What? 483 00:23:45.800 --> 00:23:47.301 -[goats bleating] -[Dawn grunts] 484 00:23:48.261 --> 00:23:51.097 I'm sorry. I tried everything. I didn't know who else to call. 485 00:23:51.180 --> 00:23:52.974 No, it's okay. What's going on? 486 00:23:53.057 --> 00:23:54.517 Henry's missing. I tried the school. 487 00:23:54.600 --> 00:23:55.643 I tried his phone a million times. 488 00:23:55.726 --> 00:23:56.561 He's not answering. 489 00:23:56.644 --> 00:23:57.895 He was supposed to be home hours ago. 490 00:23:57.979 --> 00:23:59.522 I thought he'd still be in detention 491 00:23:59.605 --> 00:24:01.524 for blowing up Chuggy The Chip. 492 00:24:02.567 --> 00:24:04.735 -That was him? -Give me your phone. 493 00:24:04.819 --> 00:24:06.946 Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't believe this. 494 00:24:07.029 --> 00:24:09.198 We're here for one day, and he's already the town villain. 495 00:24:09.282 --> 00:24:10.408 -[phone chimes] -Got him! 496 00:24:10.491 --> 00:24:13.494 He's fine. He's just playing in an abandoned mineshaft. 497 00:24:13.578 --> 00:24:15.246 -[alpaca shrieks nearby] -What? 498 00:24:15.329 --> 00:24:17.415 Come on. I'll drive. 499 00:24:17.498 --> 00:24:19.542 You can feed Mr. Scribbles this busted carrot 500 00:24:19.625 --> 00:24:21.294 if you wanna keep that pretty face of yours. 501 00:24:21.377 --> 00:24:23.379 -[Mr. Scribbles gurgling] -[Dawn] Hop in. 502 00:24:23.838 --> 00:24:24.964 Okay. 503 00:24:29.677 --> 00:24:31.345 [Garrett] You go first. I'll cover your six. 504 00:24:31.429 --> 00:24:32.597 [Henry] Yeah, yeah. I got you. 505 00:24:34.348 --> 00:24:36.809 [Garrett] Danger. Whatever. 506 00:24:37.643 --> 00:24:39.437 [panting] 507 00:24:39.520 --> 00:24:41.147 [whimpering] 508 00:24:46.611 --> 00:24:47.862 [Henry] Whoa. 509 00:24:49.363 --> 00:24:50.823 [Garrett] Whoa. 510 00:25:00.625 --> 00:25:01.959 -[Natalie] Henry! -Oh, gosh! 511 00:25:02.793 --> 00:25:04.295 What are you doing down here? 512 00:25:04.712 --> 00:25:06.505 -Who's this guy? -He's my new mentor. 513 00:25:06.923 --> 00:25:08.132 Who, me? Oh. 514 00:25:08.216 --> 00:25:09.383 [Natalie] I'm sorry. What? 515 00:25:09.467 --> 00:25:11.677 Hey, guys! Guys! 516 00:25:12.094 --> 00:25:13.429 -[orb chiming, pulsing] -It's pulling me, guys. 517 00:25:13.512 --> 00:25:15.223 -[groans, yells] -Whoa! 518 00:25:15.306 --> 00:25:16.182 Oh, Henry! 519 00:25:16.265 --> 00:25:17.600 [groaning] 520 00:25:17.683 --> 00:25:19.393 [all shouting] 521 00:25:19.477 --> 00:25:22.063 Henry, let go of that thing! 522 00:25:24.148 --> 00:25:26.150 [Henry yelling] 523 00:25:26.234 --> 00:25:27.360 [grunts] 524 00:25:29.153 --> 00:25:30.613 [groans] 525 00:25:31.239 --> 00:25:33.699 [yelling, grunting] 526 00:25:35.159 --> 00:25:37.161 [groans] 527 00:25:38.621 --> 00:25:40.706 [screams, grunts] 528 00:25:41.958 --> 00:25:43.084 [yells] 529 00:25:43.167 --> 00:25:44.835 [both grunt] 530 00:25:44.919 --> 00:25:48.506 Oh, man, my butt. My butt. 531 00:25:48.589 --> 00:25:50.591 -[Dawn groaning] -[Natalie grunts] 532 00:26:01.102 --> 00:26:02.478 [sighs] 533 00:26:15.449 --> 00:26:16.534 [Garrett] Yep. 534 00:26:17.326 --> 00:26:18.744 We're not in Idaho anymore. 535 00:26:19.203 --> 00:26:20.997 I think this is Wyoming. 536 00:26:21.622 --> 00:26:22.999 Wait, who are you again? 537 00:26:23.582 --> 00:26:25.418 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. 538 00:26:25.501 --> 00:26:27.420 Gamer of the Year, 1989. 539 00:26:28.087 --> 00:26:30.089 Whatever. I barely think about it. 540 00:26:30.172 --> 00:26:31.590 [sheep bleating] 541 00:26:31.674 --> 00:26:33.175 What the heck? 542 00:26:33.259 --> 00:26:34.552 [bleating] 543 00:26:34.635 --> 00:26:35.928 [Garrett] Oooh. 544 00:26:36.012 --> 00:26:37.638 If that's what I think it is, 545 00:26:37.722 --> 00:26:39.390 it could be our first quest giver. 546 00:26:39.932 --> 00:26:40.766 [retches] 547 00:26:40.850 --> 00:26:42.184 I'll do the talking. 548 00:26:42.768 --> 00:26:44.437 [Garrett] All right, yeah! 549 00:26:44.520 --> 00:26:46.314 -[Natalie] Henry! -[Dawn] Yeah, Henry! 550 00:26:46.397 --> 00:26:47.648 Come on back here. 551 00:26:47.732 --> 00:26:49.317 [Natalie] What are you doing? 552 00:26:50.568 --> 00:26:51.694 Hmm. 553 00:26:53.154 --> 00:26:54.697 Hmmm… 554 00:26:55.614 --> 00:26:57.074 Huh-huh. 555 00:26:58.617 --> 00:27:00.244 Uh-huh… 556 00:27:04.290 --> 00:27:05.750 [roaring] 557 00:27:05.833 --> 00:27:07.668 [piglins snorting, grunting] 558 00:27:09.128 --> 00:27:10.880 [Malgosha] Listen up, you swine! 559 00:27:10.963 --> 00:27:11.922 [piglin squeals] 560 00:27:12.006 --> 00:27:14.633 [Malgosha] If you can't find more gold, 561 00:27:14.717 --> 00:27:18.179 I'll just send you to the Overworld to zombify. 562 00:27:18.262 --> 00:27:19.513 [leaping grunt] 563 00:27:19.597 --> 00:27:21.265 [piglin babbling quietly] 564 00:27:21.349 --> 00:27:22.350 [Malgosha] You! 565 00:27:23.142 --> 00:27:24.393 What are you making? 566 00:27:25.728 --> 00:27:27.730 Come closer. It's all right. 567 00:27:28.314 --> 00:27:29.857 Come on. I'm not gonna bite you. 568 00:27:30.191 --> 00:27:31.150 [whimpering fearfully] 569 00:27:31.233 --> 00:27:34.195 Oh! How pretty. 570 00:27:34.278 --> 00:27:37.281 But how will that help me find more gold? 571 00:27:37.531 --> 00:27:38.699 [squeaks] 572 00:27:38.783 --> 00:27:39.992 Oops. 573 00:27:40.659 --> 00:27:41.744 Huh? 574 00:27:42.411 --> 00:27:43.245 What? 575 00:27:45.456 --> 00:27:47.833 Well, looky what we have here. 576 00:27:47.917 --> 00:27:49.043 [curious grunts] 577 00:27:49.126 --> 00:27:51.128 [cackling] 578 00:27:54.215 --> 00:27:56.884 Our time has come. 579 00:27:59.095 --> 00:28:01.180 [seething] 580 00:28:04.392 --> 00:28:06.394 [metallic clinking] 581 00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:07.728 [blowing] 582 00:28:07.812 --> 00:28:09.063 [Malgosha] Roundling! 583 00:28:10.106 --> 00:28:11.065 Malgosha! 584 00:28:11.148 --> 00:28:12.983 Was I unclear when I said 585 00:28:13.067 --> 00:28:16.404 no one was to waste time on art or leisure? 586 00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:18.906 -[guard squeaks] -[Steve yelps] 587 00:28:19.490 --> 00:28:22.368 -[gasps] -The Orb has returned. 588 00:28:23.994 --> 00:28:25.162 It can't be. 589 00:28:25.913 --> 00:28:26.747 Dennis? 590 00:28:27.123 --> 00:28:31.710 You stole it from me, and now you will retrieve it. 591 00:28:32.545 --> 00:28:35.005 It would be a privilege, my liege. 592 00:28:35.297 --> 00:28:37.508 We're going to unbind you now. 593 00:28:39.051 --> 00:28:40.761 Don't do anything stupid. 594 00:28:40.845 --> 00:28:42.096 [scoffs] Of course not. 595 00:28:42.179 --> 00:28:43.806 You can trust this little dungeon pup. 596 00:28:43.889 --> 00:28:45.891 Let me just-- Sneak attack-- [gasps] 597 00:28:45.975 --> 00:28:48.477 Go ahead. Strike me down. 598 00:28:48.561 --> 00:28:52.606 My piglins will make a meal of your beautiful wolf. 599 00:28:52.690 --> 00:28:54.275 How do I know you're telling the truth? 600 00:28:54.358 --> 00:28:56.735 There's only one way to find out. 601 00:28:56.819 --> 00:28:59.738 The Orb for your little dog's life. 602 00:28:59.822 --> 00:29:01.991 [piglin guards guffawing] 603 00:29:02.074 --> 00:29:03.284 [tense grunt] 604 00:29:04.660 --> 00:29:06.412 Hah-rr… 605 00:29:07.538 --> 00:29:08.539 Huh. 606 00:29:08.622 --> 00:29:10.416 -[Dennis barks] -Hrr… 607 00:29:11.834 --> 00:29:13.711 -Hm? -[barking] 608 00:29:14.128 --> 00:29:15.463 Mm-hm. 609 00:29:24.763 --> 00:29:25.681 [bleats] 610 00:29:26.307 --> 00:29:28.350 Hola, wise Quest Giver. 611 00:29:29.226 --> 00:29:30.853 We humbly seek gold. 612 00:29:30.936 --> 00:29:33.856 Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure load. 613 00:29:33.939 --> 00:29:36.025 Garbage Man, I work in the animal field, 614 00:29:36.108 --> 00:29:37.902 and I am telling you, that thing 615 00:29:37.985 --> 00:29:39.695 doesn't understand a word you're saying. 616 00:29:39.778 --> 00:29:41.113 Shh… 617 00:29:41.197 --> 00:29:42.698 -We're talking. -[sheep bleating] 618 00:29:42.781 --> 00:29:44.492 Sorry about that. What were you saying? 619 00:29:44.575 --> 00:29:46.535 Okay. Come on, Henry. We're going home. 620 00:29:51.290 --> 00:29:54.502 [howling] 621 00:29:54.793 --> 00:29:56.295 That feel quick to anyone else? 622 00:29:56.378 --> 00:29:57.505 [bleating] Yeah. 623 00:30:05.804 --> 00:30:06.847 All right, everyone. 624 00:30:07.223 --> 00:30:08.516 -Stay calm. -[panting] 625 00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:09.892 Relaje. 626 00:30:11.018 --> 00:30:12.436 Free Garbage tip. 627 00:30:13.437 --> 00:30:17.608 Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. 628 00:30:17.691 --> 00:30:19.485 -[faint rattling] -What in the hell? 629 00:30:19.568 --> 00:30:22.863 And if that happens, you can say vaya con Dios 630 00:30:22.947 --> 00:30:25.491 to your body plane's navigation system. 631 00:30:25.908 --> 00:30:26.700 What? 632 00:30:26.784 --> 00:30:30.120 Yeah, Garbage Man isn't speaking English or español. 633 00:30:30.204 --> 00:30:31.956 [guttural chittering] 634 00:30:32.289 --> 00:30:33.749 [whimpering] What am I doing here? 635 00:30:33.832 --> 00:30:36.001 [skeletons shrieking] 636 00:30:38.963 --> 00:30:40.005 [screaming] 637 00:30:40.089 --> 00:30:41.465 [all shrieking] 638 00:30:41.549 --> 00:30:42.424 [Dawn] Run! 639 00:30:43.634 --> 00:30:44.468 [Henry] Garrett! 640 00:30:44.552 --> 00:30:46.971 I'm sorry! Dead dudes can't win Gamer of the Year! 641 00:30:47.346 --> 00:30:48.806 [yelps, grunts] 642 00:30:49.515 --> 00:30:52.101 [repeatedly grunting] 643 00:30:53.561 --> 00:30:55.104 [defeated moan] 644 00:30:55.187 --> 00:30:57.439 [all screaming] 645 00:31:01.360 --> 00:31:03.028 [yelping] 646 00:31:09.368 --> 00:31:11.704 [skeletons shrieking] 647 00:31:12.788 --> 00:31:14.373 [all continue screaming] 648 00:31:14.873 --> 00:31:16.166 [grunting] 649 00:31:16.875 --> 00:31:18.002 -[gasps] -Henry! 650 00:31:22.590 --> 00:31:23.674 [Henry] Whoa! 651 00:31:32.224 --> 00:31:33.767 [zombies groaning] 652 00:31:33.851 --> 00:31:36.562 -[Natalie] Oh! -Yo! We got a zombie problem! 653 00:31:36.645 --> 00:31:38.022 We need to go right now! 654 00:31:38.314 --> 00:31:39.690 [Natalie] Henry, come on! 655 00:31:40.065 --> 00:31:42.067 [Dawn] It's not a good time to stop. 656 00:31:42.735 --> 00:31:44.153 Henry! Hurry up! 657 00:31:44.236 --> 00:31:45.237 [chuckles] 658 00:31:46.238 --> 00:31:47.615 [Garrett screaming] 659 00:31:47.990 --> 00:31:49.283 [grunting] 660 00:31:54.246 --> 00:31:56.874 -[skeletons clatter menacingly] -[yelling] 661 00:31:59.168 --> 00:32:00.794 [Henry grunting] 662 00:32:00.878 --> 00:32:02.171 How's he doing that? 663 00:32:02.254 --> 00:32:04.048 I don't know, but it might work. 664 00:32:04.715 --> 00:32:06.634 [Natalie] This way! Faster! 665 00:32:06.717 --> 00:32:07.635 [Dawn] You got this. 666 00:32:07.718 --> 00:32:09.303 -Go, Henry! -Don't slow down, boy. 667 00:32:09.386 --> 00:32:11.930 Don't you slow down! You can do this! 668 00:32:12.014 --> 00:32:14.516 [Natalie] Keep going, Henry! Come on, come on! Quickly! 669 00:32:14.600 --> 00:32:16.518 Faster, faster, faster! Come on! 670 00:32:17.561 --> 00:32:19.563 [hissing] 671 00:32:24.818 --> 00:32:27.446 [thudding] 672 00:32:32.076 --> 00:32:35.371 [sinister hissing] 673 00:32:46.757 --> 00:32:48.384 [sparking softly] 674 00:32:48.467 --> 00:32:49.760 [squeaky chirp] 675 00:32:51.428 --> 00:32:54.056 [Garrett inhaling tensely] 676 00:32:55.015 --> 00:32:56.767 -[yelps] -[squeaky chittering] 677 00:32:57.351 --> 00:32:58.811 [booming thuds] 678 00:32:58.894 --> 00:33:00.062 [squeaking] 679 00:33:00.145 --> 00:33:01.814 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sor-- 680 00:33:01.897 --> 00:33:04.316 [shrieks, grunts] 681 00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:05.359 [coughing groan] 682 00:33:05.442 --> 00:33:07.903 -[zombies moaning] -[sheep bleating] 683 00:33:09.571 --> 00:33:11.198 [sheep screaming] 684 00:33:12.783 --> 00:33:14.576 [screaming] Henry! 685 00:33:14.660 --> 00:33:16.787 Help me, please! Henry! 686 00:33:17.162 --> 00:33:19.498 Garrett! Garrett, over here! 687 00:33:23.836 --> 00:33:24.586 [Henry] Garrett! 688 00:33:25.129 --> 00:33:26.130 [Natalie] What are you doing? 689 00:33:26.213 --> 00:33:27.923 They're right behind you! 690 00:33:28.006 --> 00:33:29.842 -Up here! -[Henry] Garrett, over here! 691 00:33:33.345 --> 00:33:35.806 [Dawn] Oh, no! That can't be good! 692 00:33:35.889 --> 00:33:37.433 You idiot. Run! 693 00:33:37.850 --> 00:33:40.811 -[Dawn] Watch out! -[Natalie] Hit it and run! 694 00:33:40.894 --> 00:33:42.855 [shrieking] Open the door! 695 00:33:42.938 --> 00:33:45.107 -[zombies growl] -[all screaming] 696 00:33:46.024 --> 00:33:47.776 Hai! Go away! 697 00:33:48.694 --> 00:33:51.447 -[yelling] -[zombie groans] 698 00:33:51.530 --> 00:33:54.074 [Dawn] Come on! Let's push that booger-looking box-head! 699 00:33:54.158 --> 00:33:56.076 [Henry yelling] 700 00:33:57.911 --> 00:34:00.622 Oh, man. Oh, boy! 701 00:34:01.206 --> 00:34:04.209 Oh! You're movi-- Oh! 702 00:34:04.293 --> 00:34:06.712 Hank! Oh, man. 703 00:34:07.212 --> 00:34:08.755 Oh, man, no! 704 00:34:08.839 --> 00:34:11.507 [high-pitched screaming] 705 00:34:12.259 --> 00:34:14.261 -[muffled yell] -[both grunt] 706 00:34:14.344 --> 00:34:15.554 [Garret groans] 707 00:34:15.637 --> 00:34:18.556 -[Henry grunting] -[zombies growling] 708 00:34:21.518 --> 00:34:23.853 [creeper hissing] 709 00:34:24.938 --> 00:34:26.690 [both yelling] 710 00:34:29.275 --> 00:34:30.985 [screaming] 711 00:34:34.572 --> 00:34:37.242 [all shrieking] 712 00:34:39.453 --> 00:34:41.830 [all crying, whimpering, screaming] 713 00:34:44.208 --> 00:34:45.501 [screaming stops] 714 00:34:45.583 --> 00:34:47.460 [zombie gurgles, groans] 715 00:34:49.505 --> 00:34:51.380 ["Lil Boo Thang" by Paul Russell playing] 716 00:34:51.465 --> 00:34:52.507 [Garrett shrieks] 717 00:34:53.217 --> 00:34:54.551 [Steve yells] 718 00:34:55.385 --> 00:34:57.221 [grunting aggressively] 719 00:34:58.597 --> 00:35:00.808 Whooo! [yells] 720 00:35:00.891 --> 00:35:01.809 [all whimper] 721 00:35:01.892 --> 00:35:03.727 [grunting] 722 00:35:09.525 --> 00:35:11.151 Kyaa! Hyaa! 723 00:35:11.235 --> 00:35:13.153 -[yells] -[gurgling gasp] 724 00:35:13.737 --> 00:35:15.781 Ha-hah! Taste it! 725 00:35:18.200 --> 00:35:19.326 -[arm splats] -[blows] 726 00:35:19.409 --> 00:35:21.787 -[fist rattles] -Skyy-ah! 727 00:35:23.080 --> 00:35:25.040 -Sneak attack! -[both grunt explosively] 728 00:35:25.123 --> 00:35:25.999 [Garrett yelps] 729 00:35:26.917 --> 00:35:29.086 [zombie growls] 730 00:35:29.753 --> 00:35:31.255 Uh-oh… 731 00:35:32.005 --> 00:35:34.132 [zombie flesh sizzling] 732 00:35:35.217 --> 00:35:37.135 -[grunts] -[zombies wailing] 733 00:35:37.219 --> 00:35:38.512 Huh? 734 00:35:38.595 --> 00:35:40.305 [Steve cackles] 735 00:35:40.389 --> 00:35:42.224 [zombies howling] 736 00:35:42.307 --> 00:35:43.934 -Ha-hah! -[song ends] 737 00:35:44.017 --> 00:35:45.269 [Dawn exhales] 738 00:35:45.352 --> 00:35:46.895 Who are you? 739 00:35:47.187 --> 00:35:48.146 I… 740 00:35:48.939 --> 00:35:50.440 …am Steve. 741 00:35:50.524 --> 00:35:52.109 [cow moos in distance] 742 00:35:52.192 --> 00:35:54.778 Who are you people? Where's Dennis? 743 00:35:54.862 --> 00:35:56.989 Dennis? Who's-- We don't know any Dennis. 744 00:35:57.072 --> 00:35:57.990 Then how'd you get that? 745 00:35:58.073 --> 00:36:01.201 Hey. Relaje, muchacho. This is my property. 746 00:36:01.285 --> 00:36:03.245 Do you even know what that is? 747 00:36:03.328 --> 00:36:05.122 It's the Orb of Dominance. 748 00:36:05.205 --> 00:36:06.123 It's a cube. 749 00:36:06.206 --> 00:36:07.791 Okay. [exasperated shout] 750 00:36:07.875 --> 00:36:08.917 You people seriously 751 00:36:09.001 --> 00:36:10.544 have no idea what you're dealing with. 752 00:36:10.627 --> 00:36:12.880 Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 753 00:36:12.963 --> 00:36:13.755 No way! 754 00:36:13.839 --> 00:36:15.424 Okay, we need this thing to get home. 755 00:36:15.507 --> 00:36:18.343 I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, 756 00:36:18.427 --> 00:36:19.678 but you can't get home. 757 00:36:19.761 --> 00:36:22.055 W-W-Wait. What do you mean we can't get home? 758 00:36:22.139 --> 00:36:23.891 Not without the Earth Crystal. 759 00:36:23.974 --> 00:36:27.269 You mean that little boxy thing? Garbage Man busted it. 760 00:36:27.352 --> 00:36:28.061 Nuh-uh. 761 00:36:28.395 --> 00:36:30.981 Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this? 762 00:36:31.064 --> 00:36:33.108 You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. 763 00:36:33.191 --> 00:36:34.359 I got Frodo vibes. 764 00:36:34.443 --> 00:36:36.194 Are you implying that we're stuck here? 765 00:36:36.528 --> 00:36:37.237 Yes! 766 00:36:37.321 --> 00:36:38.947 Unless you get the Earth Crystal. 767 00:36:39.031 --> 00:36:40.616 It's your only way home. 768 00:36:40.699 --> 00:36:43.076 There's only one way you could ever replace it, 769 00:36:43.160 --> 00:36:44.328 at the Woodland Mansion, 770 00:36:44.411 --> 00:36:46.622 but going there would get you all killed! 771 00:36:46.705 --> 00:36:48.248 Well, so would staying here. 772 00:36:49.291 --> 00:36:50.500 Fair enough. 773 00:36:50.584 --> 00:36:51.752 Listen, I can get you home, 774 00:36:51.835 --> 00:36:53.545 but then you gotta give me that Orb. 775 00:36:53.629 --> 00:36:55.005 So, what are you gonna do with it? 776 00:36:55.088 --> 00:36:56.757 None of your concern! 777 00:36:57.215 --> 00:37:00.427 So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? 778 00:37:00.510 --> 00:37:01.970 He did just kill, like, 20 zombies. 779 00:37:02.054 --> 00:37:04.556 Pfft! More like 15, but okay. 780 00:37:05.390 --> 00:37:06.850 All right, Steve. 781 00:37:07.601 --> 00:37:08.685 Under two conditions. 782 00:37:08.769 --> 00:37:11.897 One, always address me, because I'm the leader. 783 00:37:12.314 --> 00:37:13.941 Two, if you double-cross us… 784 00:37:14.024 --> 00:37:15.442 [mimics punching noise] 785 00:37:16.026 --> 00:37:19.154 …I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. 786 00:37:20.113 --> 00:37:22.032 [sighing] This guy is such a toolbag. 787 00:37:22.449 --> 00:37:23.283 -[Dawn] I'm so sorry. -[grunts] 788 00:37:23.367 --> 00:37:26.036 We just met this man, and he's not the leader. 789 00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:27.663 Hmm! 790 00:37:27.746 --> 00:37:29.539 Well, it looks like Dr. Swollenstein here 791 00:37:29.623 --> 00:37:31.625 just got himself a deal. 792 00:37:31.708 --> 00:37:33.460 [manly grunts] 793 00:37:33.794 --> 00:37:34.753 Ooh. 794 00:37:35.337 --> 00:37:36.922 [menacing grunt] 795 00:37:37.255 --> 00:37:38.590 Oh, my God. 796 00:37:38.674 --> 00:37:39.925 [Steve] All right. 797 00:37:40.008 --> 00:37:41.635 First we need to load up on some gear, 798 00:37:41.718 --> 00:37:43.387 or we're all gonna die. 799 00:37:43.470 --> 00:37:44.805 Let's go to Midport Village. 800 00:37:46.139 --> 00:37:47.933 This guy's lost his mind. 801 00:37:48.016 --> 00:37:49.017 [Steve] Move out! 802 00:37:53.939 --> 00:37:55.524 [horn blaring] 803 00:37:56.984 --> 00:37:59.027 -Harr. -[horn honks] 804 00:38:00.946 --> 00:38:02.447 [horn blowing] 805 00:38:02.948 --> 00:38:04.366 Hurrr… 806 00:38:05.742 --> 00:38:07.160 -Mm-hm! -[horn blares] 807 00:38:07.244 --> 00:38:09.663 [prolonged scream, groan] 808 00:38:10.330 --> 00:38:13.500 -Hrrr… -[Marlene] Oh, no. Not again. 809 00:38:13.583 --> 00:38:15.252 -[groans] -[Marlene] Oh! 810 00:38:15.335 --> 00:38:17.004 I am so sorry. 811 00:38:17.087 --> 00:38:19.297 Oh, my God. Are you all right? Oh, my God. 812 00:38:19.381 --> 00:38:21.717 Oh, my God. Are you all right? 813 00:38:24.261 --> 00:38:26.054 Your head is huge. 814 00:38:26.138 --> 00:38:27.431 Harr… 815 00:38:27.514 --> 00:38:29.641 You're not gonna sue me, are you? 816 00:38:30.058 --> 00:38:31.476 Because everyone wants to sue me 817 00:38:31.560 --> 00:38:33.979 once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. 818 00:38:34.062 --> 00:38:36.523 -Hurr. -Oh, my. 819 00:38:36.982 --> 00:38:39.276 How about this? What if I just take you to dinner? 820 00:38:40.152 --> 00:38:41.528 Would you like to go to dinner? 821 00:38:41.611 --> 00:38:42.654 Huh. 822 00:38:50.328 --> 00:38:52.998 [Steve] Here it is. Midport Village. 823 00:38:53.081 --> 00:38:54.833 I got a secret stash of elite loot 824 00:38:54.916 --> 00:38:56.918 that'll help us survive the Woodland Mansion. 825 00:38:57.002 --> 00:38:59.254 Whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys? 826 00:38:59.337 --> 00:39:01.339 Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers. 827 00:39:01.715 --> 00:39:04.176 They're total pacifists and vegetarians. 828 00:39:04.259 --> 00:39:06.261 You don't bug them, they won't bug you. 829 00:39:06.344 --> 00:39:09.848 They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. 830 00:39:09.931 --> 00:39:11.433 They love crushing loaf. 831 00:39:11.516 --> 00:39:12.851 So they built all this? 832 00:39:12.934 --> 00:39:14.227 [Steve] Yeah, most of it. 833 00:39:14.311 --> 00:39:17.856 But the good stuff you see, that's all Steve. 834 00:39:19.691 --> 00:39:22.527 Whoa. Is he some kind of king? 835 00:39:22.611 --> 00:39:23.612 [Steve] No. 836 00:39:24.905 --> 00:39:26.448 That's a legend. 837 00:39:26.531 --> 00:39:29.117 Kid, anything you can dream about here, 838 00:39:29.201 --> 00:39:30.452 you can make. 839 00:39:30.535 --> 00:39:33.038 Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about. 840 00:39:33.121 --> 00:39:35.123 -That was your tower, right? -Yeah. 841 00:39:35.457 --> 00:39:37.459 Pretty killer for a first build. 842 00:39:37.542 --> 00:39:39.461 -[metallic growling] -[screams] 843 00:39:40.629 --> 00:39:42.631 Relax. It's just an Iron Golem. 844 00:39:42.714 --> 00:39:44.049 Local security force. 845 00:39:44.758 --> 00:39:46.468 [metallic grunt] 846 00:39:46.551 --> 00:39:48.470 But they're a bunch of big softies! 847 00:39:48.553 --> 00:39:50.388 [metallic scoff] 848 00:39:51.890 --> 00:39:53.809 Unless you start messing with the villagers. 849 00:39:53.892 --> 00:39:54.935 Don't ever do that! 850 00:39:55.352 --> 00:39:56.853 This place makes no sense. 851 00:39:56.937 --> 00:39:58.105 [Steve] Come with me! 852 00:40:00.273 --> 00:40:02.609 [Garrett] Yo, I need protein, like, pronto. 853 00:40:02.692 --> 00:40:04.861 [Steve] I got just the place, buddy. 854 00:40:06.071 --> 00:40:07.989 [chickens squawking] 855 00:40:08.949 --> 00:40:09.825 [Steve] Hello there. 856 00:40:10.367 --> 00:40:11.660 Whoo-hoo! 857 00:40:11.743 --> 00:40:14.538 Oh, dude, I got goose pimples just walking up on it. 858 00:40:15.205 --> 00:40:16.206 You ever wonder what happens 859 00:40:16.289 --> 00:40:18.416 when you mix hot lava and chicken? 860 00:40:18.875 --> 00:40:21.586 I did, and you're about to find out. 861 00:40:21.878 --> 00:40:22.712 [scoffs] 862 00:40:23.213 --> 00:40:24.047 Uh-oh! 863 00:40:27.300 --> 00:40:29.177 -[bell chimes] -[squawks] 864 00:40:30.303 --> 00:40:31.471 -[sizzling] -Mm? 865 00:40:31.555 --> 00:40:32.973 You hear that? 866 00:40:33.056 --> 00:40:34.432 That's the sound of sizzle-een. 867 00:40:34.516 --> 00:40:36.226 -[chuckles] -[Steve] Mm-hm. 868 00:40:36.810 --> 00:40:38.937 -Smell that smell. -[jangly beat playing] 869 00:40:39.020 --> 00:40:40.564 ♪ La-la-la-lava ♪ 870 00:40:40.647 --> 00:40:42.357 ♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 871 00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:45.527 ♪ Steve's Lava Chicken Yeah, it's tasty as hell ♪ 872 00:40:45.610 --> 00:40:48.572 ♪ Ooh, mamacita Now you're ringing the bell ♪ 873 00:40:48.655 --> 00:40:51.658 ♪ Crispy and juicy Now you're having a snack ♪ 874 00:40:51.741 --> 00:40:55.912 ♪ Ooh, super spicy It's a lava attack! ♪ 875 00:40:55.996 --> 00:40:57.205 [bell dings] 876 00:40:57.998 --> 00:40:59.875 [sizzling] 877 00:41:01.459 --> 00:41:02.711 I have a small business too. 878 00:41:02.794 --> 00:41:05.755 But one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck butt. 879 00:41:07.382 --> 00:41:09.217 -[sizzling] -[yelping] 880 00:41:09.301 --> 00:41:11.136 [snorts, spits] Friggin' loser. 881 00:41:11.219 --> 00:41:13.847 -[gibbers, gasping] -Pass the bird, turkey. 882 00:41:13.930 --> 00:41:16.308 I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here. 883 00:41:16.391 --> 00:41:18.810 I crave heat. And I crave pain. 884 00:41:18.894 --> 00:41:20.270 Garrett, wait! 885 00:41:21.313 --> 00:41:22.147 Hear my words. 886 00:41:22.230 --> 00:41:24.399 That chicken was just cooked in hot lava. 887 00:41:24.482 --> 00:41:25.859 Let it cool down, man. 888 00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:31.656 Mm-hm. 889 00:41:32.324 --> 00:41:34.159 [snorts] 890 00:41:35.076 --> 00:41:36.536 [growls] 891 00:41:37.370 --> 00:41:38.580 Not bad. 892 00:41:40.999 --> 00:41:43.001 [mouth sizzling] 893 00:41:45.212 --> 00:41:46.171 [whimpers] 894 00:41:46.254 --> 00:41:48.965 Garbage Man… you're a big-time idiot. 895 00:41:50.342 --> 00:41:52.886 [piglins grunting, squealing] 896 00:41:52.969 --> 00:41:54.179 [Malgosha] What is it? 897 00:41:54.262 --> 00:41:56.431 -[oinking urgently] -[Malgosha] What? 898 00:41:56.514 --> 00:41:57.933 [angry grunt] 899 00:41:58.016 --> 00:42:01.186 General Chungus! Get over here. 900 00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:03.230 [snarling] 901 00:42:04.481 --> 00:42:06.566 [fearful chattering] 902 00:42:07.525 --> 00:42:10.362 [ferocious roar] 903 00:42:10.445 --> 00:42:11.488 [coughing] 904 00:42:11.571 --> 00:42:14.366 Hey, Malgosha. What's going on? 905 00:42:14.449 --> 00:42:17.827 Your old dungeon buddy, Steve, has betrayed us. 906 00:42:17.911 --> 00:42:19.371 Well, that's a bummer. 907 00:42:19.663 --> 00:42:22.082 The Orb is with four Roundlings. 908 00:42:22.165 --> 00:42:24.292 My spies tell me he has taken them 909 00:42:24.376 --> 00:42:26.294 to his lava chicken shack. 910 00:42:26.378 --> 00:42:29.214 No way. I love that place. 911 00:42:29.297 --> 00:42:31.424 ♪ La-la-la-lava Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 912 00:42:31.675 --> 00:42:32.550 Shut up! 913 00:42:32.634 --> 00:42:35.053 Take your finest warriors, bring me that Orb, 914 00:42:35.136 --> 00:42:36.721 and kill the Roundlings. 915 00:42:36.805 --> 00:42:39.975 So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever? 916 00:42:40.058 --> 00:42:41.309 Are you serious? 917 00:42:41.393 --> 00:42:43.061 What do you think I'm talking about? 918 00:42:43.144 --> 00:42:44.229 Okay. 919 00:42:44.312 --> 00:42:46.856 I was just kinda confused there for a second. 920 00:42:48.066 --> 00:42:50.902 Take this Nether wart so you don't zombify. 921 00:42:51.319 --> 00:42:54.656 Your Majesty, I don't think this is gonna be enough to go around. 922 00:42:54.739 --> 00:42:55.991 Deal with it! 923 00:42:56.074 --> 00:42:57.158 No worries. 924 00:42:58.493 --> 00:43:00.537 All right. Drink up, guys. 925 00:43:00.620 --> 00:43:02.330 You don't wanna zombify up there. 926 00:43:02.414 --> 00:43:04.165 But just tiny sips, okay? 927 00:43:07.210 --> 00:43:08.420 Harr… 928 00:43:08.503 --> 00:43:11.965 Okay, so, how do we find this Woodland Mansion thing? 929 00:43:12.048 --> 00:43:13.842 Over the mountains, into the dark forest, 930 00:43:13.925 --> 00:43:16.094 right beyond the massive red shrooms. 931 00:43:16.428 --> 00:43:19.681 -Massive red shrooms? -Mm-hm. Big old red ones. 932 00:43:20.140 --> 00:43:22.434 We need to find a real map, Steve. 933 00:43:22.517 --> 00:43:25.061 This place is dangerous, and I need to get my brother out of here. 934 00:43:25.145 --> 00:43:27.647 Well, it seems like he's having a pretty good time. 935 00:43:27.731 --> 00:43:30.692 Look, your brother has a gift. You know that, right? 936 00:43:30.775 --> 00:43:32.694 You should let him explore it. 937 00:43:32.777 --> 00:43:35.030 Creativity in this world is key to survival. 938 00:43:35.113 --> 00:43:36.614 Okay, well, in the real world, 939 00:43:36.698 --> 00:43:38.575 things are a little bit different. 940 00:43:38.658 --> 00:43:40.952 Creative kids get picked last for gym, 941 00:43:41.036 --> 00:43:42.287 they sit at the bummer lunch table 942 00:43:42.370 --> 00:43:43.747 and they get bullied. 943 00:43:43.830 --> 00:43:45.332 [chuckles] Don't I know it. 944 00:43:45.415 --> 00:43:47.500 Do you even realize what he did back home? 945 00:43:47.584 --> 00:43:49.502 He blew up Chuggy The Chip! 946 00:43:49.586 --> 00:43:51.629 Well, maybe I belong in this world. 947 00:43:52.589 --> 00:43:53.965 Henry, that's not what I meant. 948 00:43:54.466 --> 00:43:56.801 That's not what I was saying at all. 949 00:43:56.885 --> 00:43:58.053 [sighs] 950 00:43:58.136 --> 00:43:59.596 [Garrett] Just so you know, 951 00:44:00.347 --> 00:44:02.640 I'm more of a sister to Hank than you'll ever be. 952 00:44:04.434 --> 00:44:05.268 Yeah. 953 00:44:06.686 --> 00:44:07.520 [sighs] 954 00:44:07.604 --> 00:44:09.356 Spin kick. [groans] 955 00:44:10.273 --> 00:44:12.650 -You okay? -Fine. 956 00:44:13.610 --> 00:44:14.944 Look, I found one of these 957 00:44:15.028 --> 00:44:17.113 big-headed-looking dudes that sells maps. 958 00:44:17.197 --> 00:44:18.865 Looks legit. Come on. 959 00:44:21.451 --> 00:44:23.620 [Steve] Welcome to the stash. 960 00:44:24.162 --> 00:44:25.121 TNT. 961 00:44:25.205 --> 00:44:28.291 Firework rockets. Also good for propulsion. 962 00:44:28.375 --> 00:44:29.834 Boots of Swiftness. 963 00:44:29.918 --> 00:44:31.378 Diamond armor, full set. 964 00:44:32.337 --> 00:44:33.713 And blades for days. 965 00:44:34.297 --> 00:44:36.883 Everything we'll need to make it to Woodland Mansion. 966 00:44:37.467 --> 00:44:38.593 Whoa. 967 00:44:41.596 --> 00:44:43.264 Bogus layout, bro. 968 00:44:44.182 --> 00:44:45.725 Look but don't touch. 969 00:44:45.809 --> 00:44:48.186 Those are some of my favorite treasures. 970 00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:53.274 Hrr. 971 00:44:55.151 --> 00:44:56.945 [hinges creaking] 972 00:44:58.863 --> 00:45:00.240 What's this junk? 973 00:45:00.323 --> 00:45:02.158 That is an Ender Pearl. 974 00:45:02.492 --> 00:45:04.160 Teleports you to wherever you throw it. 975 00:45:05.370 --> 00:45:07.288 -Yeah, right. -No! 976 00:45:07.539 --> 00:45:09.290 [yells, gasping] 977 00:45:09.916 --> 00:45:10.875 Oh, God. 978 00:45:10.959 --> 00:45:11.918 What the… 979 00:45:12.001 --> 00:45:14.254 And that was the only one I had. 980 00:45:14.337 --> 00:45:15.338 No biggie. 981 00:45:15.422 --> 00:45:18.049 Almost died fighting an Enderman for it. 982 00:45:18.383 --> 00:45:19.676 Come with me. 983 00:45:25.723 --> 00:45:28.059 This is a crafting table. 984 00:45:28.143 --> 00:45:29.227 Here's how it works. 985 00:45:29.310 --> 00:45:32.355 You place these elements in different patterns, 986 00:45:32.439 --> 00:45:34.315 and kaboom! 987 00:45:36.609 --> 00:45:38.945 You got yourself a sweet blade. 988 00:45:39.779 --> 00:45:41.531 [metallic ringing] 989 00:45:41.614 --> 00:45:42.782 [Garrett] You wanna see a blade? 990 00:45:43.992 --> 00:45:45.702 I'll show you a blade. 991 00:45:46.661 --> 00:45:48.455 -Yeah! -[objects clattering] 992 00:45:50.915 --> 00:45:51.916 Hammer. 993 00:45:53.126 --> 00:45:54.210 Kadoosh! 994 00:45:54.294 --> 00:45:55.587 Ahh… 995 00:45:55.670 --> 00:45:56.588 [wheezing cough] 996 00:45:56.880 --> 00:45:59.340 That's okay, bud. Buckets are useful here. 997 00:46:00.091 --> 00:46:02.427 Yeah. They're cool, Garrett. They're like nunchucks. 998 00:46:02.510 --> 00:46:05.388 Yeah, I know. That's why I made them. 999 00:46:06.139 --> 00:46:07.098 They're… 1000 00:46:08.016 --> 00:46:09.184 Buck-Chuckets. 1001 00:46:09.476 --> 00:46:11.019 Uh… they're what? 1002 00:46:14.230 --> 00:46:15.231 Hey, can I try something else? 1003 00:46:15.315 --> 00:46:17.025 Abso-rootin'-tootly. 1004 00:46:21.905 --> 00:46:23.281 Bro, you had Tots the whole time? 1005 00:46:23.364 --> 00:46:24.157 Yeah. Sorry. 1006 00:46:26.910 --> 00:46:28.578 [Steve] Ohh! 1007 00:46:29.370 --> 00:46:30.455 It's a Tot Launcher. 1008 00:46:30.830 --> 00:46:33.333 Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world 1009 00:46:33.416 --> 00:46:35.043 to create something amazing. 1010 00:46:35.126 --> 00:46:36.461 That is next-level. 1011 00:46:36.544 --> 00:46:37.420 [Garrett] Hank? 1012 00:46:37.504 --> 00:46:39.047 Can I play with your Tot Launcher when you're done? 1013 00:46:39.422 --> 00:46:40.924 -Yeah. -Sweet. 1014 00:46:41.007 --> 00:46:43.510 Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you for a second? 1015 00:46:43.801 --> 00:46:45.053 Sure thing. 1016 00:46:46.054 --> 00:46:48.223 [launcher powers up] 1017 00:46:49.766 --> 00:46:51.226 [axe clanging] 1018 00:46:52.435 --> 00:46:53.603 What's up? 1019 00:46:53.686 --> 00:46:55.647 You know that note you left with the Orb? 1020 00:46:55.730 --> 00:46:57.023 The one about the riches? 1021 00:46:57.690 --> 00:46:58.399 I read it. 1022 00:46:58.691 --> 00:47:00.610 Yeah. There's riches everywhere. 1023 00:47:00.693 --> 00:47:03.321 I keep a fat stash of diamonds at the Redstone Mines. 1024 00:47:03.404 --> 00:47:04.447 So this treasure load, 1025 00:47:04.531 --> 00:47:06.491 is it on the way to this Mansion place? 1026 00:47:06.574 --> 00:47:08.451 Not really. It's a major detour. 1027 00:47:08.535 --> 00:47:10.495 Plus, the mines can be perilous. 1028 00:47:10.578 --> 00:47:12.247 Let me keep it simple for you, Steve. 1029 00:47:14.832 --> 00:47:17.335 No diamonds, no Orb. 1030 00:47:18.878 --> 00:47:20.088 You smell what I'm steppin' in? 1031 00:47:22.590 --> 00:47:23.967 Hurr… 1032 00:47:26.135 --> 00:47:27.303 Good day. 1033 00:47:27.387 --> 00:47:28.555 Huh… 1034 00:47:29.389 --> 00:47:33.309 We need a map to the Woodland Mansion. 1035 00:47:33.393 --> 00:47:34.727 Uhhrr-uhr? 1036 00:47:34.811 --> 00:47:36.104 [clears throat] We just need a map. 1037 00:47:36.187 --> 00:47:37.522 [distant growling] 1038 00:47:37.605 --> 00:47:38.940 Uh-oh. 1039 00:47:39.983 --> 00:47:41.693 -Nat? -Dawn? 1040 00:47:41.776 --> 00:47:42.986 Something's going down. 1041 00:47:44.696 --> 00:47:46.948 [piglins vocalizing] 1042 00:47:52.412 --> 00:47:54.205 [surprised gurgle] 1043 00:47:54.289 --> 00:47:56.332 [piglins thundering] 1044 00:48:01.671 --> 00:48:03.047 Huh. 1045 00:48:05.133 --> 00:48:06.259 [Chungus] All right, guys, 1046 00:48:06.342 --> 00:48:08.761 just start trashing their produce. 1047 00:48:08.845 --> 00:48:10.430 Villagers hate that. 1048 00:48:12.807 --> 00:48:15.018 -[footsteps thudding] -[piglins howling] 1049 00:48:15.351 --> 00:48:17.562 [all shouting, wailing] 1050 00:48:21.566 --> 00:48:23.943 [all roaring] 1051 00:48:25.945 --> 00:48:27.447 [guttural roar] 1052 00:48:28.364 --> 00:48:29.490 [both gasp] 1053 00:48:29.574 --> 00:48:30.742 [shocked yelp] 1054 00:48:31.409 --> 00:48:32.368 [screaming] 1055 00:48:34.037 --> 00:48:35.204 [both yell] 1056 00:48:39.167 --> 00:48:40.084 Who are these guys? 1057 00:48:40.168 --> 00:48:42.503 Piglins. They must be after the Orb. 1058 00:48:43.421 --> 00:48:44.672 [all grunting] 1059 00:48:45.048 --> 00:48:48.426 Hey, Steve. What's going on, dude? 1060 00:48:48.760 --> 00:48:50.970 Crap! Chungus. 1061 00:48:51.054 --> 00:48:54.974 I'm really sorry, but I have to un-alive you and stuff. 1062 00:48:55.058 --> 00:48:56.142 [yells sharply] 1063 00:48:56.225 --> 00:48:57.810 Malgosha double-crossed me. 1064 00:48:58.645 --> 00:49:00.521 We just need that Orb thingy. 1065 00:49:00.605 --> 00:49:01.564 You know this guy? 1066 00:49:01.648 --> 00:49:04.108 Yeah, we used to get into some dungeon stuff. 1067 00:49:04.192 --> 00:49:06.069 He seems nice, but he's a killer! 1068 00:49:06.152 --> 00:49:08.571 Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer. 1069 00:49:08.655 --> 00:49:09.822 You lose some weight? 1070 00:49:09.906 --> 00:49:11.783 Stand back, boys. 1071 00:49:11.866 --> 00:49:13.242 This pig is mine. 1072 00:49:13.326 --> 00:49:14.285 No. 1073 00:49:15.286 --> 00:49:17.830 I'm tired of you getting all the glory. 1074 00:49:18.456 --> 00:49:19.749 This pig is mine. 1075 00:49:22.752 --> 00:49:23.670 [curious grunt] 1076 00:49:25.296 --> 00:49:26.756 [bucket clangs] 1077 00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:29.550 Steve! 1078 00:49:32.303 --> 00:49:34.472 [groans, grunts] 1079 00:49:34.555 --> 00:49:35.848 [yelling] 1080 00:49:36.265 --> 00:49:37.767 [shrieks] 1081 00:49:38.893 --> 00:49:39.936 [tot launcher powers up] 1082 00:49:45.858 --> 00:49:46.984 -We have to get to Henry. -Yeah. 1083 00:49:47.068 --> 00:49:48.277 Do you think we could take these guys? 1084 00:49:48.361 --> 00:49:49.195 [both shriek] 1085 00:49:52.657 --> 00:49:53.908 [heavy grunts] 1086 00:49:57.578 --> 00:49:58.913 [Natalie] Come on, let's do this! 1087 00:49:58.996 --> 00:50:00.123 [Dawn] Yeah, we got this! 1088 00:50:00.206 --> 00:50:02.041 ["Zero to Hero" by Benee playing] 1089 00:50:02.125 --> 00:50:03.543 [grunts] 1090 00:50:04.836 --> 00:50:06.838 [belly rumbling] 1091 00:50:07.296 --> 00:50:08.881 [Natalie grunts] 1092 00:50:16.013 --> 00:50:17.265 [Dawn yelps] 1093 00:50:24.355 --> 00:50:26.065 [groans] 1094 00:50:29.569 --> 00:50:30.653 Hai! 1095 00:50:32.488 --> 00:50:33.865 Nice moves, bro. 1096 00:50:36.242 --> 00:50:37.952 -[attacking shriek] -[Chungus] Sorry. 1097 00:50:38.035 --> 00:50:39.537 [Garrett grunts, groans] 1098 00:50:40.288 --> 00:50:42.331 [Natalie yelling] 1099 00:50:44.083 --> 00:50:44.917 [Dawn] Yes! 1100 00:50:46.711 --> 00:50:48.504 [screams] 1101 00:50:50.089 --> 00:50:52.675 [groaning] 1102 00:50:52.759 --> 00:50:54.427 [Chungus] The party's over, bud. 1103 00:50:54.510 --> 00:50:56.220 Just give me the Orb. 1104 00:50:56.304 --> 00:50:58.222 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something! 1105 00:50:58.598 --> 00:50:59.390 What? 1106 00:50:59.891 --> 00:51:01.893 [Chungus] Whoa! 1107 00:51:01.976 --> 00:51:02.769 Thanks, big guy. 1108 00:51:03.186 --> 00:51:03.978 Ninja roll! 1109 00:51:04.061 --> 00:51:06.022 [pained groan] What happened? 1110 00:51:06.397 --> 00:51:08.191 I just saved your butt, that's what happened. 1111 00:51:08.274 --> 00:51:09.192 You can thank me later. 1112 00:51:09.567 --> 00:51:11.652 We gotta get to the rampart. Follow me! 1113 00:51:15.114 --> 00:51:16.991 [villagers shouting] 1114 00:51:17.074 --> 00:51:19.285 [panting] 1115 00:51:19.368 --> 00:51:21.996 [slow motion] Henry! 1116 00:51:23.998 --> 00:51:25.416 Nat, we have to go now. 1117 00:51:25.500 --> 00:51:27.502 Dawn, I cannot leave him. He's my entire family. 1118 00:51:27.585 --> 00:51:28.836 He needs you alive, okay? 1119 00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:30.421 We'll meet him back at the Woodland Mansion. 1120 00:51:30.505 --> 00:51:32.507 We gotta go find the map guy! Come on! 1121 00:51:33.508 --> 00:51:34.717 [Steve] Follow me! 1122 00:51:34.801 --> 00:51:36.928 -Garrett, what about Natalie? -We'll meet her at the Mansion. 1123 00:51:37.011 --> 00:51:38.638 [piglins growling] 1124 00:51:39.347 --> 00:51:40.598 [Steve] Come on, run! 1125 00:51:41.766 --> 00:51:44.268 [all panting, gasping] 1126 00:51:47.522 --> 00:51:48.773 -Whoa! -[Henry] Whoa. 1127 00:51:49.816 --> 00:51:51.025 [Garrett] Oh, great. Now what? 1128 00:51:51.108 --> 00:51:52.026 -Fr-r-rah! -[metallic clang] 1129 00:51:52.401 --> 00:51:53.736 Elytra Wingsuits! 1130 00:51:54.028 --> 00:51:56.197 -Ska-tah! Ska-tah! -[Garret grunts] 1131 00:51:56.656 --> 00:51:57.365 Whoa! 1132 00:51:57.448 --> 00:51:58.658 Head for those mountains. 1133 00:51:58.741 --> 00:51:59.992 I thought we're going to the Woodland Mansion. 1134 00:52:00.076 --> 00:52:01.035 Hank, don't talk back to your elders. 1135 00:52:01.118 --> 00:52:02.370 -But-- -Buh-bye. 1136 00:52:02.453 --> 00:52:05.540 [screaming] 1137 00:52:08.167 --> 00:52:09.252 Those things work, right? 1138 00:52:09.335 --> 00:52:10.127 Absolutely. 1139 00:52:10.211 --> 00:52:13.005 [screaming] 1140 00:52:14.298 --> 00:52:15.591 [exclaims] 1141 00:52:15.675 --> 00:52:17.510 Whoo-hoo! 1142 00:52:17.593 --> 00:52:19.929 Check it out. I'm flying! 1143 00:52:20.012 --> 00:52:21.556 Yeah! 1144 00:52:21.639 --> 00:52:22.682 [laughs] 1145 00:52:25.101 --> 00:52:26.894 -[gasps] -Buenos días. 1146 00:52:26.978 --> 00:52:28.229 Which means, "See you later." 1147 00:52:28.312 --> 00:52:31.190 [screaming] 1148 00:52:31.983 --> 00:52:34.443 No! I thought I grabbed three! 1149 00:52:34.527 --> 00:52:37.989 Wait for me! 1150 00:52:38.072 --> 00:52:39.073 Coming in hot! 1151 00:52:42.201 --> 00:52:45.246 ["Private Idaho" by The B-52's playing] 1152 00:52:48.249 --> 00:52:49.375 [Steve cackles] 1153 00:52:49.458 --> 00:52:51.377 [Garrett] No! No way, dude! 1154 00:52:51.961 --> 00:52:53.212 Let go of my hair! 1155 00:52:53.296 --> 00:52:55.548 Just relax. Let my hips guide you. 1156 00:52:55.631 --> 00:52:57.008 It's the only way. 1157 00:52:57.091 --> 00:52:59.302 What? [sobbing] 1158 00:52:59.385 --> 00:53:01.429 [piglins screeching] 1159 00:53:06.517 --> 00:53:09.353 Hank! We'll have a better chance if we split up! 1160 00:53:09.645 --> 00:53:11.272 -What? -Ki-yai! 1161 00:53:12.189 --> 00:53:14.191 [Henry screaming] 1162 00:53:17.904 --> 00:53:20.114 [all squealing] 1163 00:53:25.286 --> 00:53:27.955 [yelling] Get off me! 1164 00:53:29.081 --> 00:53:30.374 Get off me! 1165 00:53:33.586 --> 00:53:35.588 [Henry screaming] 1166 00:53:39.425 --> 00:53:40.843 [Steve] Yee-hah! 1167 00:53:40.927 --> 00:53:42.428 [screeching] 1168 00:53:45.973 --> 00:53:47.224 Yeah! 1169 00:53:47.308 --> 00:53:50.227 Hoo-hoo! [laughing] 1170 00:53:50.770 --> 00:53:52.521 [all yelling] 1171 00:53:55.066 --> 00:53:57.193 We got hog riders at our three o'clock! 1172 00:53:58.903 --> 00:54:00.613 [grunting] 1173 00:54:00.696 --> 00:54:02.073 [Garrett] I got you, buddy! 1174 00:54:07.286 --> 00:54:09.205 -They got us boxed in! -[Garrett wailing] 1175 00:54:09.288 --> 00:54:10.831 Head for the tunnel! 1176 00:54:10.915 --> 00:54:13.292 [Garrett] We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky! 1177 00:54:13.376 --> 00:54:14.961 We're gonna have to go nose-to-toes. 1178 00:54:15.044 --> 00:54:16.253 Full man sandwich. 1179 00:54:16.337 --> 00:54:18.130 What? No. I'm not gonna do that! 1180 00:54:18.214 --> 00:54:21.092 I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich! 1181 00:54:21.175 --> 00:54:22.051 Okay! 1182 00:54:23.094 --> 00:54:25.221 [both yelling] 1183 00:54:25.304 --> 00:54:27.264 [babbling, yelling] 1184 00:54:27.598 --> 00:54:28.683 [Garrett whoops] 1185 00:54:29.684 --> 00:54:32.269 Yeah! [whooping] 1186 00:54:32.353 --> 00:54:34.397 [Steve] Dang it! A lava bucket! 1187 00:54:34.480 --> 00:54:37.274 -Okay. Tighten up! -What? 1188 00:54:37.358 --> 00:54:39.276 There's still some negative space back there! 1189 00:54:39.360 --> 00:54:40.277 We both know it! 1190 00:54:40.361 --> 00:54:42.154 I'm trying to close the gaps! 1191 00:54:42.238 --> 00:54:44.281 Okay, now get ready. 1192 00:54:44.782 --> 00:54:46.617 I'm gonna squeeze for your safety. 1193 00:54:46.701 --> 00:54:48.327 I understand. [yells] 1194 00:54:48.411 --> 00:54:49.954 -Whoo-hoo! -[roaring] 1195 00:54:53.332 --> 00:54:55.793 Yeah! [laughing] 1196 00:54:56.419 --> 00:54:57.962 Yeah! 1197 00:54:58.045 --> 00:54:59.672 Whoo-hoo! 1198 00:55:02.925 --> 00:55:04.552 [piglins squealing] 1199 00:55:05.386 --> 00:55:06.721 [yelling] 1200 00:55:08.597 --> 00:55:09.765 Get off me! 1201 00:55:10.266 --> 00:55:11.559 [piglin squeals] 1202 00:55:11.642 --> 00:55:13.227 [belching] 1203 00:55:14.520 --> 00:55:16.605 [Henry yelling] 1204 00:55:19.066 --> 00:55:20.109 Henry! 1205 00:55:22.862 --> 00:55:24.113 [Garrett] Oh, crap. 1206 00:55:24.196 --> 00:55:26.741 [all yelling] 1207 00:55:27.116 --> 00:55:28.284 [grunts] 1208 00:55:30.369 --> 00:55:31.454 [sneezes] 1209 00:55:33.247 --> 00:55:35.374 [all yelling] 1210 00:55:35.458 --> 00:55:36.292 Don't worry! 1211 00:55:36.375 --> 00:55:38.711 I'm gonna cushion our fall with this water bucket. 1212 00:55:39.378 --> 00:55:40.546 Release! 1213 00:55:43.174 --> 00:55:46.135 [all exclaiming] 1214 00:55:50.848 --> 00:55:52.808 You can really fight, Nat. You were kicking butt. 1215 00:55:52.892 --> 00:55:54.727 Thanks! I have no idea where it came from. 1216 00:55:55.102 --> 00:55:56.062 There he is! 1217 00:55:56.145 --> 00:55:58.022 Hey! Get back here! We need a map! 1218 00:55:58.105 --> 00:55:59.315 First, we need a boat. 1219 00:55:59.398 --> 00:56:00.691 Okay, okay, uh… 1220 00:56:00.775 --> 00:56:03.944 Okay, hurry. The map guy's floating away! 1221 00:56:04.028 --> 00:56:06.322 [Natalie grunting] 1222 00:56:07.865 --> 00:56:08.783 Boat magic! 1223 00:56:12.078 --> 00:56:13.329 Hah-haah! 1224 00:56:13.662 --> 00:56:15.790 Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen. 1225 00:56:15.873 --> 00:56:17.500 I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing. 1226 00:56:17.583 --> 00:56:18.918 Forget it. Let's go, come on! 1227 00:56:19.627 --> 00:56:22.338 ["Could This Be Love?" by Bret McKenzie playing] 1228 00:56:22.421 --> 00:56:24.423 [Marlene laughing] 1229 00:56:27.343 --> 00:56:29.845 Oh. Oh… 1230 00:56:30.930 --> 00:56:31.889 Hrrr. 1231 00:56:32.848 --> 00:56:34.850 [laughing] 1232 00:56:37.645 --> 00:56:38.771 No, thank you. 1233 00:56:39.063 --> 00:56:40.064 Of course. 1234 00:56:42.358 --> 00:56:46.445 You know, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 1235 00:56:46.529 --> 00:56:47.321 Huh. 1236 00:56:47.404 --> 00:56:49.406 I, uh… I recently got divorced 1237 00:56:49.490 --> 00:56:51.951 from my husband, Clemente, and… 1238 00:56:52.827 --> 00:56:55.788 and the main reason is, you know, he… 1239 00:56:56.163 --> 00:56:58.499 didn't have any personality, you know? 1240 00:56:58.582 --> 00:57:00.626 I mean, not like you. 1241 00:57:00.709 --> 00:57:02.044 Uh-huhh… 1242 00:57:02.711 --> 00:57:04.713 [laughs, shudders] 1243 00:57:08.467 --> 00:57:09.969 [Garrett] You got some talking to do, buddy. 1244 00:57:10.052 --> 00:57:11.178 Hank and I want some answers. 1245 00:57:11.595 --> 00:57:12.721 Like how are we gonna stop those pigs? 1246 00:57:12.805 --> 00:57:14.306 And why does my beard smell like gorgonzola? 1247 00:57:14.390 --> 00:57:15.432 Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress 1248 00:57:15.516 --> 00:57:17.143 -you were talking about? -Look! 1249 00:57:17.810 --> 00:57:20.354 The sorceress is a piglin queen called Malgosha. 1250 00:57:20.437 --> 00:57:21.772 Those are her minions. 1251 00:57:21.856 --> 00:57:22.857 She rules over them 1252 00:57:22.940 --> 00:57:24.942 in a dark hellscape called the Nether. 1253 00:57:25.568 --> 00:57:27.403 And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola 1254 00:57:27.486 --> 00:57:29.280 in my front pocket, okay? 1255 00:57:30.156 --> 00:57:31.115 Listen! 1256 00:57:32.074 --> 00:57:33.784 Malgosha's path to darkness 1257 00:57:33.868 --> 00:57:35.703 started the way these things often do… 1258 00:57:36.245 --> 00:57:40.040 during the semi-finals of The Nether's Got Talent. 1259 00:57:40.124 --> 00:57:41.917 [dance music playing] 1260 00:57:43.961 --> 00:57:47.965 Young Malgosha always dreamed of being a world-class dancer. 1261 00:57:48.048 --> 00:57:49.508 [Malgosha grunting] 1262 00:57:49.592 --> 00:57:52.052 Her moves were pretty out there. 1263 00:57:52.136 --> 00:57:54.430 No one in the Nether was ready for it. 1264 00:57:54.513 --> 00:57:57.933 [all guffawing] 1265 00:57:58.017 --> 00:57:59.643 [Steve] It crushed her. 1266 00:58:01.020 --> 00:58:03.731 What'd I tell you about all that dancing? 1267 00:58:03.814 --> 00:58:05.608 It's time for you to grow up. 1268 00:58:05.691 --> 00:58:08.360 I'm tired of you chasing your dreams. 1269 00:58:08.444 --> 00:58:11.405 Now, take this axe and go find some gold. 1270 00:58:11.488 --> 00:58:14.116 That was such embarrassing dancing! 1271 00:58:14.200 --> 00:58:15.618 [Steve] So, from that day forward, 1272 00:58:15.701 --> 00:58:18.454 she denounced all forms of creativity. 1273 00:58:19.288 --> 00:58:23.167 If she ever gets that Orb, she'll black out the sun. 1274 00:58:23.250 --> 00:58:25.002 Nether wart will flourish. 1275 00:58:25.085 --> 00:58:26.545 This beautiful world and everything in it 1276 00:58:26.629 --> 00:58:27.755 will wither and die. 1277 00:58:27.838 --> 00:58:29.423 And you were gonna give it to her? 1278 00:58:29.506 --> 00:58:30.507 Great idea! 1279 00:58:30.799 --> 00:58:32.468 I'm not gonna give it to her. 1280 00:58:32.551 --> 00:58:34.720 But I need that Orb for leverage. 1281 00:58:34.803 --> 00:58:36.805 I gotta save Dennis. 1282 00:58:36.889 --> 00:58:37.973 Come. 1283 00:58:38.057 --> 00:58:40.142 [animals lowing and bleating] 1284 00:58:40.226 --> 00:58:43.312 The Woodland Mansion is just beyond the Redstone Mountains. 1285 00:58:43.771 --> 00:58:46.065 We can go over or through. 1286 00:58:46.732 --> 00:58:47.858 Whatever's fastest. 1287 00:58:49.818 --> 00:58:51.362 Through will be faster. 1288 00:58:52.404 --> 00:58:54.740 [piglins grunting, snorting] 1289 00:58:58.244 --> 00:58:59.662 General Chungus, 1290 00:58:59.745 --> 00:59:02.498 you have failed me for the last time. 1291 00:59:02.581 --> 00:59:04.333 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 1292 00:59:04.416 --> 00:59:07.211 [growls] Bring out the beast! 1293 00:59:07.294 --> 00:59:09.630 -[piglin grunting] -What? 1294 00:59:09.713 --> 00:59:11.966 What do you mean you just have to put the brain in? 1295 00:59:12.049 --> 00:59:14.468 Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done! 1296 00:59:14.551 --> 00:59:17.554 Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day. 1297 00:59:17.638 --> 00:59:19.890 But I'm really trying to set some new goals, and-- 1298 00:59:19.974 --> 00:59:21.892 [hog howling] 1299 00:59:24.645 --> 00:59:27.022 [Malgosha cackles] 1300 00:59:27.523 --> 00:59:30.567 [roaring] 1301 00:59:30.651 --> 00:59:32.695 The Great Hog. 1302 00:59:32.778 --> 00:59:34.613 My ultimate weapon. 1303 00:59:38.617 --> 00:59:40.286 There he is! 1304 00:59:42.746 --> 00:59:44.248 Kill him! 1305 00:59:44.331 --> 00:59:47.501 Wait, does this mean you're firing me? 1306 00:59:48.127 --> 00:59:50.296 -[sizzling] -[Malgosha laughs] 1307 00:59:50.379 --> 00:59:51.880 Well done. 1308 00:59:51.964 --> 00:59:55.551 Now, find the Roundlings and bring me the Orb! 1309 00:59:55.634 --> 00:59:57.261 [guttural howl] 1310 00:59:58.095 --> 00:59:59.471 [wolf howls] 1311 00:59:59.555 --> 01:00:01.348 [Natalie] We are so lost. 1312 01:00:01.432 --> 01:00:03.392 [grunts loudly] 1313 01:00:03.475 --> 01:00:05.728 -[grunts] -[groaning] 1314 01:00:08.605 --> 01:00:11.483 My one job was to protect Henry, and I blew it. 1315 01:00:11.567 --> 01:00:12.901 [zombie moans] 1316 01:00:12.985 --> 01:00:16.405 I just promised my mom I'd never let anything happen to him. 1317 01:00:16.488 --> 01:00:19.575 I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff. 1318 01:00:22.953 --> 01:00:25.622 [sighing] I just wish I could have been a kid 1319 01:00:25.706 --> 01:00:27.583 for a little bit longer, you know? 1320 01:00:28.250 --> 01:00:30.377 Just to have that feeling like I could have done anything. 1321 01:00:30.461 --> 01:00:31.420 I hear you. 1322 01:00:31.503 --> 01:00:33.756 Being a grown-up sucks. [grunts] 1323 01:00:34.131 --> 01:00:35.924 You got all these responsibilities, 1324 01:00:36.008 --> 01:00:37.801 and you just stop chasing your dreams. 1325 01:00:37.885 --> 01:00:40.262 [both grunting] 1326 01:00:40.346 --> 01:00:42.639 You think I like having 15 hustles? 1327 01:00:42.723 --> 01:00:45.517 [wolf growling] 1328 01:00:47.144 --> 01:00:48.479 [Dawn gasps] 1329 01:00:49.897 --> 01:00:51.148 [snarling] 1330 01:00:51.231 --> 01:00:52.566 [Natalie yells] 1331 01:00:52.649 --> 01:00:54.234 Wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. 1332 01:00:55.152 --> 01:00:56.612 Let's just calm down. 1333 01:00:57.738 --> 01:01:00.199 I think this one just needs some TLC. 1334 01:01:01.533 --> 01:01:03.827 Yeah? You like bones? 1335 01:01:04.536 --> 01:01:08.624 Oh, I bet you like bones. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 1336 01:01:08.707 --> 01:01:11.794 [gasps, laughs] 1337 01:01:11.877 --> 01:01:14.171 Aren't you a beautiful one? 1338 01:01:14.254 --> 01:01:16.799 -Yes you are! Yes you are! -[panting] 1339 01:01:17.925 --> 01:01:19.843 I cannot believe you just did that. 1340 01:01:20.761 --> 01:01:21.887 [Dawn] Wait. 1341 01:01:21.970 --> 01:01:23.138 [Dennis whining] 1342 01:01:23.889 --> 01:01:24.973 Dennis? 1343 01:01:25.516 --> 01:01:27.810 -Steve's Dennis? -[barks] 1344 01:01:27.893 --> 01:01:29.603 Well, can you take us to him? 1345 01:01:29.686 --> 01:01:31.146 [barking] 1346 01:01:31.230 --> 01:01:33.565 -[whimpers] -[Dawn, laughs] Oh! 1347 01:01:33.649 --> 01:01:36.527 Nat, I think this might be our way to the Woodland Mansion. 1348 01:01:36.610 --> 01:01:38.445 [Dawn shrieks] 1349 01:01:38.529 --> 01:01:40.114 Let's follow that pooch! 1350 01:01:42.741 --> 01:01:45.577 Son of a biscuit, we found it. 1351 01:01:45.661 --> 01:01:47.246 [hooting laughter] 1352 01:01:47.329 --> 01:01:49.415 Looky, looky here. 1353 01:01:49.498 --> 01:01:51.792 Welcome to the Redstone Mines. 1354 01:01:53.210 --> 01:01:55.879 You see that glowy stuff? That's redstone. 1355 01:01:56.171 --> 01:01:57.756 Conducts energy. 1356 01:01:57.840 --> 01:01:59.925 You can build some crazy contraptions with it. 1357 01:02:01.927 --> 01:02:04.054 I thought you said this was a diamond mine. 1358 01:02:04.138 --> 01:02:07.975 Easy, big dog. They're here, but be careful. 1359 01:02:08.058 --> 01:02:10.644 I set some booby traps a long time ago. 1360 01:02:10.727 --> 01:02:13.397 But I can't for the life of me remember where they are-- 1361 01:02:13.897 --> 01:02:15.524 [machinery whirs] 1362 01:02:17.276 --> 01:02:18.152 [whimpers] 1363 01:02:18.235 --> 01:02:19.820 [screaming] 1364 01:02:21.947 --> 01:02:23.407 Get them off me! 1365 01:02:25.659 --> 01:02:26.994 Help me, please! 1366 01:02:27.077 --> 01:02:29.329 -Sorry! -[screaming] 1367 01:02:33.292 --> 01:02:36.128 Hah! Here it is! Thanks, Garrett. 1368 01:02:36.211 --> 01:02:38.255 -[Garrett groans] -Yeah. 1369 01:02:38.338 --> 01:02:40.215 [chortles] 1370 01:02:40.299 --> 01:02:41.425 Yes! 1371 01:02:42.217 --> 01:02:43.927 My diamonds. 1372 01:02:44.011 --> 01:02:46.054 [Garrett] Ooh! That's what I'm talkin' about. 1373 01:02:46.138 --> 01:02:47.931 Steve delivers the goodies! 1374 01:02:48.223 --> 01:02:49.808 Did you guys plan this? 1375 01:02:50.476 --> 01:02:51.894 I'm sorry, Henry. 1376 01:02:52.227 --> 01:02:53.395 [Garrett] Whoo! 1377 01:02:53.479 --> 01:02:55.606 Yeah! I'm not. 1378 01:02:56.190 --> 01:02:58.066 Oh, yeah. 1379 01:02:58.150 --> 01:02:59.943 -What the heck, man? -Oh, relax. 1380 01:03:00.027 --> 01:03:01.612 Natalie could be at the Mansion already. 1381 01:03:01.695 --> 01:03:03.030 She could be in danger! 1382 01:03:03.489 --> 01:03:04.406 [gagging] 1383 01:03:05.574 --> 01:03:07.784 Oh, no. Do you smell that? 1384 01:03:08.660 --> 01:03:09.828 Nether wart. 1385 01:03:10.579 --> 01:03:11.455 What does that mean? 1386 01:03:11.538 --> 01:03:13.457 [heavy thudding] 1387 01:03:14.249 --> 01:03:16.585 [weapon powering up, firing] 1388 01:03:17.377 --> 01:03:20.130 No! The Great Hog! 1389 01:03:20.214 --> 01:03:22.049 She finally put the brain in. 1390 01:03:22.132 --> 01:03:23.383 Run for the minecarts! 1391 01:03:23.467 --> 01:03:24.343 [shrieking] 1392 01:03:26.261 --> 01:03:27.262 [grunting] 1393 01:03:29.973 --> 01:03:31.767 Hit it, Henry, hit it! 1394 01:03:32.142 --> 01:03:32.976 Go! 1395 01:03:33.060 --> 01:03:34.937 [all yelling] 1396 01:03:36.897 --> 01:03:40.442 If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead. 1397 01:03:43.237 --> 01:03:44.821 [Steve] Whoo! 1398 01:03:44.905 --> 01:03:46.949 Dang it, my torch blew out. 1399 01:03:47.032 --> 01:03:47.991 [Henry] Why are we stopping? 1400 01:03:48.075 --> 01:03:49.910 [Steve] 'Cause we ran out of redstone! 1401 01:03:49.993 --> 01:03:51.995 We're gonna need a boost fast. 1402 01:03:52.079 --> 01:03:54.248 -[sparking, hissing] -[Garrett] What's that sound? 1403 01:03:54.331 --> 01:03:56.833 [Steve] Chill out, Gar-Gar. We're totally safe. 1404 01:03:59.002 --> 01:04:01.630 Crap! My creeper farm. 1405 01:04:02.422 --> 01:04:05.175 [Garrett] What the--? You gotta be kidding me! 1406 01:04:05.634 --> 01:04:07.678 What kind of idiot would breed these things? 1407 01:04:07.761 --> 01:04:09.596 -[The Great Hog bellowing] -[yelps] 1408 01:04:10.556 --> 01:04:13.392 [Garrett yelling] 1409 01:04:13.475 --> 01:04:14.893 -Up ahead, look! -[Garrett squeaks] 1410 01:04:15.477 --> 01:04:17.479 [Steve] We gotta get to the redstone rail! 1411 01:04:17.563 --> 01:04:18.939 [Henry] Garrett, you got us into this mess! 1412 01:04:19.022 --> 01:04:20.107 Get out and push! 1413 01:04:21.108 --> 01:04:23.527 Okay. Okay. 1414 01:04:25.862 --> 01:04:27.197 [growling] 1415 01:04:28.031 --> 01:04:29.783 Go, Garrett! Go faster! 1416 01:04:30.784 --> 01:04:32.536 We're not gonna make it! 1417 01:04:32.619 --> 01:04:33.287 Come on! 1418 01:04:33.370 --> 01:04:34.788 Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster! 1419 01:04:35.122 --> 01:04:36.665 Start slapping, Hank! 1420 01:04:36.748 --> 01:04:38.375 Get outta here! Yeah! Get-- 1421 01:04:39.251 --> 01:04:41.295 -Garrett, get in! -[Henry yelps] 1422 01:04:42.546 --> 01:04:43.880 [Steve] He's right behind us! 1423 01:04:44.506 --> 01:04:46.758 [both screaming] 1424 01:04:53.765 --> 01:04:55.434 [Steve] I love you, Dennis! 1425 01:04:56.977 --> 01:04:58.729 [all screaming] 1426 01:05:06.987 --> 01:05:10.365 [Garrett] Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 1427 01:05:15.871 --> 01:05:17.122 [Steve] Nice work, Gar-Gar. 1428 01:05:17.205 --> 01:05:19.207 Your little detour almost got us killed. 1429 01:05:19.291 --> 01:05:22.002 Relaje, you're so dramatic. We're still alive. 1430 01:05:22.085 --> 01:05:23.295 What's your problem, man? 1431 01:05:23.587 --> 01:05:25.380 We didn't need those stupid diamonds. 1432 01:05:25.464 --> 01:05:26.673 I swear, you are literally the most 1433 01:05:26.757 --> 01:05:28.300 selfish person I've ever met. 1434 01:05:28.383 --> 01:05:31.136 Whatever. I need them, okay? 1435 01:05:31.219 --> 01:05:32.220 I need the diamonds, 1436 01:05:32.304 --> 01:05:34.348 because I need the money, because I'm broke. 1437 01:05:35.140 --> 01:05:37.309 You wouldn't know anything about that. 1438 01:05:39.144 --> 01:05:42.648 My life sucks, kid. All right? I'm a frickin' loser. 1439 01:05:43.523 --> 01:05:44.650 There, I said it. 1440 01:05:45.233 --> 01:05:47.319 I know it looks like I got it all put together, right? 1441 01:05:47.402 --> 01:05:50.030 I'm smart, funny, bilingual. 1442 01:05:51.490 --> 01:05:53.950 El humble to un el faultot. 1443 01:05:57.746 --> 01:05:59.206 But that's not the reality. 1444 01:06:00.415 --> 01:06:01.625 I'm not doing well. 1445 01:06:02.751 --> 01:06:05.462 I'm washed up, Hank, and I'm gonna lose everything. 1446 01:06:06.505 --> 01:06:08.256 And that's not the worst part. 1447 01:06:09.758 --> 01:06:10.967 I'm alone. 1448 01:06:11.885 --> 01:06:12.803 You weren't alone. 1449 01:06:13.929 --> 01:06:15.222 I was your friend. 1450 01:06:19.976 --> 01:06:21.812 Sorry about your finances. 1451 01:06:22.562 --> 01:06:23.939 Shut up, Steve. 1452 01:06:27.484 --> 01:06:28.652 [Marlene] Wow. 1453 01:06:29.111 --> 01:06:31.697 I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. 1454 01:06:31.780 --> 01:06:35.784 And only people with emotional intelligence are good listeners. 1455 01:06:37.202 --> 01:06:39.454 You know, I just didn't think it was in the cards 1456 01:06:39.538 --> 01:06:42.040 that I would have another first date, ever, you know? 1457 01:06:42.582 --> 01:06:43.375 Hm. 1458 01:06:44.292 --> 01:06:45.919 I wanna have the guts to invite you 1459 01:06:46.002 --> 01:06:47.713 over to my house for dessert. 1460 01:06:48.046 --> 01:06:49.756 Huh. Uh-huh. 1461 01:06:50.340 --> 01:06:51.550 Are you finished? 1462 01:06:52.008 --> 01:06:53.552 No, I think he's Swedish. 1463 01:06:54.010 --> 01:06:55.595 But we're done with our meal. 1464 01:06:57.514 --> 01:07:00.475 There it is. The Woodland Mansion. 1465 01:07:00.559 --> 01:07:02.561 We're gonna get in there, get the Earth Crystal 1466 01:07:02.644 --> 01:07:04.312 and get you guys home. 1467 01:07:04.396 --> 01:07:05.564 Follow me! 1468 01:07:06.148 --> 01:07:07.232 Check this out. 1469 01:07:07.899 --> 01:07:09.109 Let's do this. 1470 01:07:09.192 --> 01:07:11.361 Pay close attention to Papa Steve. 1471 01:07:11.445 --> 01:07:13.613 The Woodland Mansion has three floors. 1472 01:07:14.114 --> 01:07:17.242 The first floor is loaded with Vindicators. 1473 01:07:17.659 --> 01:07:18.952 Axe murderers, basically. 1474 01:07:19.035 --> 01:07:20.537 Why is the third floor on the first floor? 1475 01:07:20.620 --> 01:07:22.038 I'm very confused. 1476 01:07:22.122 --> 01:07:23.540 [Steve] I was trying to make three floors, 1477 01:07:23.623 --> 01:07:25.584 but I didn't have time to make, like, a doll house. 1478 01:07:25.876 --> 01:07:29.171 The second floor crawls with Evokers. 1479 01:07:29.254 --> 01:07:31.256 They wield powerful dark magic. 1480 01:07:31.339 --> 01:07:33.091 This is the worst model I've ever seen. 1481 01:07:33.175 --> 01:07:34.176 Garrett, stop talking. 1482 01:07:34.259 --> 01:07:35.510 We're trying to figure out a plan. 1483 01:07:35.594 --> 01:07:37.012 Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for? 1484 01:07:37.095 --> 01:07:38.180 I just got mad at you. 1485 01:07:38.680 --> 01:07:39.973 Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? 1486 01:07:40.056 --> 01:07:42.434 But I accidentally stole the Orb while you were crafting. 1487 01:07:44.394 --> 01:07:45.687 Are we cool now? 1488 01:07:45.771 --> 01:07:48.648 You are literally the worst person in the entire world. 1489 01:07:48.732 --> 01:07:52.277 Guys! Both of you, eyes on my demonstraysh! 1490 01:07:52.569 --> 01:07:55.155 Third floor houses the Loot Chamber. 1491 01:07:55.655 --> 01:07:57.199 That's where the Earth Crystal is, 1492 01:07:57.282 --> 01:07:59.534 but it's guarded by Endermen. 1493 01:07:59.618 --> 01:08:02.245 Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. 1494 01:08:02.329 --> 01:08:03.789 They'll fry your brains out. 1495 01:08:03.872 --> 01:08:05.874 Okay well, I could build stairs to the second floor, 1496 01:08:05.957 --> 01:08:08.084 sneak in through the window, and snag the Earth Crystal. 1497 01:08:08.168 --> 01:08:09.461 That's a great idea, Hank. 1498 01:08:09.544 --> 01:08:12.839 But to pull it off, we're gonna need a pretty sweet diversion. 1499 01:08:13.381 --> 01:08:15.383 You know what could work on these guys? 1500 01:08:15.467 --> 01:08:16.384 It sounds crazy. 1501 01:08:16.468 --> 01:08:17.676 Hit me. 1502 01:08:17.761 --> 01:08:19.179 [funky beat playing] 1503 01:08:19.261 --> 01:08:21.014 ♪ Friendship is The wish you make ♪ 1504 01:08:21.096 --> 01:08:22.182 ♪ When you're blowing out The candles ♪ 1505 01:08:22.265 --> 01:08:23.308 ♪ On your birthday cake ♪ 1506 01:08:23.600 --> 01:08:25.560 ♪ Don't be a bully And don't be a brute ♪ 1507 01:08:25.644 --> 01:08:27.729 -♪ Time to put on ♪ -[both] ♪ Your birthday suit ♪ 1508 01:08:27.813 --> 01:08:30.023 [Steve] ♪ Go Hank, go While we blow! ♪ 1509 01:08:30.106 --> 01:08:32.317 -[vindicator growling] -[horn blowing] 1510 01:08:32.399 --> 01:08:34.444 [music continues, muffled] 1511 01:08:35.069 --> 01:08:36.404 [grunting] 1512 01:09:00.511 --> 01:09:02.471 [vindicators growling] 1513 01:09:06.434 --> 01:09:07.560 [yelling] 1514 01:09:07.978 --> 01:09:10.522 [both yelling] 1515 01:09:12.107 --> 01:09:13.399 [panting] 1516 01:09:13.899 --> 01:09:15.318 [growling] 1517 01:09:19.865 --> 01:09:21.616 [vindicators snarling] 1518 01:09:28.832 --> 01:09:30.457 You gotta be kidding me. 1519 01:09:30.959 --> 01:09:32.002 [crowd murmuring] 1520 01:09:32.085 --> 01:09:33.420 [Steve] You got this, Gar-Gar. 1521 01:09:34.587 --> 01:09:36.381 Reach down deep. 1522 01:09:36.464 --> 01:09:38.800 You're the Chuglass Kid, and I love ya! 1523 01:09:39.216 --> 01:09:40.260 What's going on, Steve? 1524 01:09:40.551 --> 01:09:43.513 It's some kind of sadistic Vindicator fight club. 1525 01:09:43.596 --> 01:09:45.473 I've heard of these, but I've never seen one. 1526 01:09:45.974 --> 01:09:46.975 They want me to fight the chicken? 1527 01:09:47.058 --> 01:09:48.059 [squawks] 1528 01:09:48.143 --> 01:09:49.728 It's a fight to the death, kid. 1529 01:09:49.810 --> 01:09:51.813 [vindicators cheering] 1530 01:09:52.898 --> 01:09:54.357 [squawking] 1531 01:09:54.441 --> 01:09:55.817 [loud clanking] 1532 01:10:01.072 --> 01:10:03.575 [machinery rattling, creaking] 1533 01:10:08.496 --> 01:10:09.706 [gleeful cackling] 1534 01:10:09.789 --> 01:10:11.708 -[squawks] -Mmmm… 1535 01:10:12.167 --> 01:10:13.335 -[snarls] -[shrieks] 1536 01:10:13.627 --> 01:10:15.045 Chicken jockey. 1537 01:10:16.212 --> 01:10:17.964 -[snarls] -[yelps] 1538 01:10:18.381 --> 01:10:19.549 [grunts] 1539 01:10:19.633 --> 01:10:21.927 [all cheering] 1540 01:10:22.552 --> 01:10:23.219 [Steve] Watch out! 1541 01:10:23.929 --> 01:10:26.139 [both yelling] 1542 01:10:26.222 --> 01:10:27.807 Keep him away from your face! 1543 01:10:27.891 --> 01:10:29.684 -[grunting] -[slapping] 1544 01:10:30.060 --> 01:10:31.227 [Steve] Chuck him! 1545 01:10:31.311 --> 01:10:32.437 -[grunts] -Whoa! 1546 01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:33.563 [squawks] 1547 01:10:33.647 --> 01:10:35.273 [screams] 1548 01:10:35.357 --> 01:10:37.108 [slowed grunt] 1549 01:10:38.234 --> 01:10:39.945 -[attacking scream] -[yelps] 1550 01:10:43.531 --> 01:10:44.741 [grunts] 1551 01:10:51.957 --> 01:10:53.124 [sizzling] 1552 01:11:04.177 --> 01:11:06.513 -[grunting] -[chicken jockey squealing] 1553 01:11:21.361 --> 01:11:22.737 [sighing] 1554 01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:24.364 Finally. 1555 01:11:31.496 --> 01:11:33.415 [spectral growling] 1556 01:11:42.382 --> 01:11:45.093 [hissing screech] 1557 01:11:47.470 --> 01:11:49.180 -[both grunt heavily] -[vindicators cheering] 1558 01:11:49.264 --> 01:11:51.099 [chicken jockey screeching] 1559 01:11:51.933 --> 01:11:53.309 [shrieks] 1560 01:11:54.185 --> 01:11:55.353 [ululating] 1561 01:11:57.022 --> 01:11:58.940 [explosive grunt] 1562 01:11:59.816 --> 01:12:00.817 [squawks] 1563 01:12:03.445 --> 01:12:05.280 [crying] 1564 01:12:07.240 --> 01:12:08.658 I'm sorry, little buddy. 1565 01:12:08.742 --> 01:12:10.577 Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! 1566 01:12:10.660 --> 01:12:13.079 That baby's got the heart of a demon! 1567 01:12:13.163 --> 01:12:14.914 No, you're not a demon, are ya? 1568 01:12:14.998 --> 01:12:17.250 You're a cute little booger-face. 1569 01:12:17.333 --> 01:12:19.461 I'm just gonna… pet your little head. 1570 01:12:20.336 --> 01:12:21.629 [screams] 1571 01:12:21.713 --> 01:12:23.131 [all cheer] 1572 01:12:23.965 --> 01:12:25.884 [ghastly groaning] 1573 01:12:29.888 --> 01:12:32.390 [echoing] You'll never be as cool as me, Hank. 1574 01:12:32.474 --> 01:12:33.349 Just give up. 1575 01:12:33.433 --> 01:12:36.144 [echoing] The Overworld doesn't need you, Henry. 1576 01:12:36.227 --> 01:12:38.104 -Neither do I. -[Garrett, distorted] Give up. 1577 01:12:38.188 --> 01:12:39.814 [echoing] This is all your fault, Henry. 1578 01:12:39.898 --> 01:12:42.025 Everything you do fails. 1579 01:12:42.692 --> 01:12:44.652 This stuff? It's trash, kid. 1580 01:12:48.281 --> 01:12:49.491 [hissing stops] 1581 01:12:49.574 --> 01:12:50.658 What the…? 1582 01:12:51.367 --> 01:12:53.161 [yells, grunting] 1583 01:12:54.496 --> 01:12:56.873 -[groaning] -[Steve shouting] 1584 01:12:56.956 --> 01:12:58.249 Garrett! No! 1585 01:12:59.417 --> 01:13:00.877 [growling] 1586 01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:01.961 [Steve] I'm coming! 1587 01:13:02.545 --> 01:13:03.880 Hang on! 1588 01:13:05.340 --> 01:13:07.675 [yells] Sneak attack! 1589 01:13:09.511 --> 01:13:11.012 [hollering] 1590 01:13:11.096 --> 01:13:12.347 [vindicators groan] 1591 01:13:12.430 --> 01:13:14.432 [chicken jockey crying] 1592 01:13:16.142 --> 01:13:18.812 [grunting] 1593 01:13:25.485 --> 01:13:27.487 [orb humming] 1594 01:13:28.404 --> 01:13:30.281 [grunting] 1595 01:13:30.365 --> 01:13:33.326 Heck yeah. I got you, Gar-Gar. 1596 01:13:33.409 --> 01:13:34.828 -Come on. -[groans] 1597 01:13:37.580 --> 01:13:40.250 You… You saved my life. 1598 01:13:40.667 --> 01:13:42.085 That's what friends do, Garrett. 1599 01:13:42.168 --> 01:13:43.211 [Henry yelling] 1600 01:13:43.294 --> 01:13:44.212 [thud] 1601 01:13:44.921 --> 01:13:46.881 Hank! Did you get the Earth Crystal? 1602 01:13:46.965 --> 01:13:47.966 Yeah, I got it. 1603 01:13:48.049 --> 01:13:49.801 Let's get outta this hellhole. 1604 01:13:51.553 --> 01:13:53.513 [all yelling] 1605 01:13:54.013 --> 01:13:55.431 [Steve] Come on! Run! 1606 01:13:56.141 --> 01:13:57.809 [Henry huffing] 1607 01:13:57.892 --> 01:13:59.519 [roaring] 1608 01:13:59.853 --> 01:14:02.313 [Malgosha] I knew I'd find you dummies here. 1609 01:14:02.397 --> 01:14:03.982 Oh no. It's her! 1610 01:14:04.065 --> 01:14:06.151 [Malgosha] Of course it's me, you fool. 1611 01:14:06.234 --> 01:14:09.612 I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away. 1612 01:14:10.363 --> 01:14:13.366 Check it out. I even built me a new Hog. 1613 01:14:13.449 --> 01:14:15.577 [roaring] 1614 01:14:15.660 --> 01:14:18.955 Malgosha! Your reign is over! 1615 01:14:19.038 --> 01:14:20.456 You're wrong. 1616 01:14:20.540 --> 01:14:22.208 It's just beginning. 1617 01:14:22.625 --> 01:14:24.169 -[grunts] -[gasps] 1618 01:14:25.879 --> 01:14:26.880 [Henry] No! 1619 01:14:27.714 --> 01:14:28.631 Hah! 1620 01:14:28.715 --> 01:14:29.757 No! 1621 01:14:29.841 --> 01:14:30.884 Kill them. 1622 01:14:30.967 --> 01:14:32.844 We have work to do. 1623 01:14:33.970 --> 01:14:35.555 Goodbye, Steve! 1624 01:14:35.638 --> 01:14:37.056 [cackling] 1625 01:14:37.140 --> 01:14:38.141 -[piglins screeching] -[Garrett whimpers] 1626 01:14:41.769 --> 01:14:42.770 [Steve] No! 1627 01:14:43.229 --> 01:14:45.273 They're gonna blow this bridge sky high! 1628 01:14:45.565 --> 01:14:47.275 -Sorry, Hank. -What? 1629 01:14:48.276 --> 01:14:49.277 [Garrett yells] 1630 01:14:49.360 --> 01:14:51.112 [screaming] 1631 01:14:53.198 --> 01:14:55.617 Yeah! Slime cube. 1632 01:14:57.952 --> 01:15:01.414 [grunts, hollers] 1633 01:15:05.168 --> 01:15:06.419 Come on, Garrett, jump! 1634 01:15:06.502 --> 01:15:07.712 I can't, Steve. 1635 01:15:07.795 --> 01:15:08.963 Get him outta here! 1636 01:15:09.255 --> 01:15:11.507 Go, Hank! Save your sister and get home! 1637 01:15:11.591 --> 01:15:13.301 Garrett, you don't have to do this! 1638 01:15:13.384 --> 01:15:14.844 Tell my story in song. 1639 01:15:15.261 --> 01:15:18.765 Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. 1640 01:15:19.766 --> 01:15:20.892 Besides… 1641 01:15:23.436 --> 01:15:25.021 I love luaus. 1642 01:15:27.440 --> 01:15:28.441 Spin kick. 1643 01:15:30.693 --> 01:15:31.653 [roaring] 1644 01:15:31.736 --> 01:15:33.488 [high battle cry] 1645 01:15:35.198 --> 01:15:37.158 Garbage toss! Oh, crap! 1646 01:15:37.617 --> 01:15:39.285 [Steve shouts] 1647 01:15:39.369 --> 01:15:42.121 [Henry] No! 1648 01:15:42.205 --> 01:15:44.207 [both yelling] 1649 01:15:44.290 --> 01:15:47.293 We're going down! 1650 01:15:47.710 --> 01:15:49.420 Brace for impact! 1651 01:15:49.504 --> 01:15:52.548 [both yelling] 1652 01:15:53.091 --> 01:15:54.926 [grunting] 1653 01:16:03.434 --> 01:16:05.895 [Steve chuckles] 1654 01:16:09.107 --> 01:16:10.441 -Dennis? -[whines] 1655 01:16:11.067 --> 01:16:13.027 -Dennis! -[Dawn laughing] 1656 01:16:13.111 --> 01:16:15.071 It's you! It's really you! 1657 01:16:15.154 --> 01:16:17.573 [laughing] 1658 01:16:18.241 --> 01:16:19.242 Gimme… 1659 01:16:19.325 --> 01:16:21.536 [babbling affectionately] 1660 01:16:22.662 --> 01:16:24.038 Oh! 1661 01:16:24.122 --> 01:16:25.581 How'd you find me? 1662 01:16:25.665 --> 01:16:27.041 He's one heck of a wolf. 1663 01:16:27.125 --> 01:16:29.210 He led us right to you guys. 1664 01:16:29.294 --> 01:16:31.754 Now I understand why you kept yourself so filthy and smelly, 1665 01:16:31.838 --> 01:16:33.381 so Dennis could find you one day. 1666 01:16:35.091 --> 01:16:35.967 Is he okay? 1667 01:16:36.050 --> 01:16:38.344 He's fine. He's just resting. 1668 01:16:38.428 --> 01:16:39.512 Good. 1669 01:16:39.595 --> 01:16:41.347 It was a pretty rough crash landing. 1670 01:16:42.348 --> 01:16:43.933 Wait a minute. Where are we? 1671 01:16:45.268 --> 01:16:47.437 -[Dawn laughing] -Whoa! 1672 01:16:49.397 --> 01:16:52.275 I wish Garbage Man was here to see this. 1673 01:16:52.358 --> 01:16:54.152 He would've loved your mushroom hut. 1674 01:16:54.235 --> 01:16:55.945 Yeah, I think so too. 1675 01:16:59.574 --> 01:17:02.285 [voice shaking] I was so afraid that I lost you. 1676 01:17:04.454 --> 01:17:06.122 I was so afraid that I lost you, too. 1677 01:17:08.291 --> 01:17:11.044 I am really sorry about what I said. 1678 01:17:12.587 --> 01:17:14.630 And I'm really sorry about Garrett. 1679 01:17:17.842 --> 01:17:19.344 [ghast shrieking] 1680 01:17:19.427 --> 01:17:22.013 [Malgosha] I'm only gonna say this once. 1681 01:17:22.096 --> 01:17:25.558 This thingy goes on top of that thingy. 1682 01:17:25.641 --> 01:17:27.060 Got it, Travis? 1683 01:17:27.143 --> 01:17:31.189 It's gonna make a real cool laser beam that'll darken-- 1684 01:17:31.272 --> 01:17:32.482 [shrieking] 1685 01:17:32.565 --> 01:17:34.817 [Malgosha, growls] Never mind. 1686 01:17:40.031 --> 01:17:43.159 [deep rumbling] 1687 01:17:43.242 --> 01:17:45.620 -[zombies moaning] -[bones rattling] 1688 01:17:50.666 --> 01:17:52.001 [chattering] 1689 01:17:55.004 --> 01:17:57.298 [all grumbling, growling] 1690 01:17:59.634 --> 01:18:02.428 [Steve] No. No! 1691 01:18:03.554 --> 01:18:06.557 The Great Darkening! It's begun. 1692 01:18:06.641 --> 01:18:08.684 Malgosha's gathering all her forces. 1693 01:18:08.768 --> 01:18:10.770 She will destroy this land. 1694 01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:14.315 Unless… we go get that Orb. 1695 01:18:14.399 --> 01:18:16.359 Well, what're we doing here? 1696 01:18:17.360 --> 01:18:19.404 Let's go fight some pigs. 1697 01:18:19.487 --> 01:18:21.906 I'm ready. I'm done with those pigs. 1698 01:18:21.989 --> 01:18:22.824 Yeah, me too. 1699 01:18:22.907 --> 01:18:25.034 Let's do it for Gar-Gar. 1700 01:18:25.118 --> 01:18:27.912 First we mine, then we craft. 1701 01:18:27.995 --> 01:18:29.497 Let's Minecraft! 1702 01:18:29.580 --> 01:18:31.833 -[grunts] One, two, three. -Team! 1703 01:18:31.916 --> 01:18:33.501 -Get the Orb! -Orb! What are you saying? 1704 01:18:33.584 --> 01:18:35.211 -Minecraft. -We should all say that. 1705 01:18:35.294 --> 01:18:37.755 On three. One-- Forget it. There's no time! 1706 01:18:39.048 --> 01:18:40.508 [Steve] Show us what you got, Henry. 1707 01:18:40.591 --> 01:18:42.135 [Henry] Okay. I got a plan. 1708 01:18:42.218 --> 01:18:43.553 [Steve] Killer recipes. 1709 01:18:43.636 --> 01:18:44.846 We're gonna have to move fast. 1710 01:18:44.929 --> 01:18:46.097 Let's get to work! 1711 01:18:47.306 --> 01:18:49.559 [Henry] First we're gonna need some iron ingots. 1712 01:18:49.642 --> 01:18:51.436 [sizzling] 1713 01:18:54.147 --> 01:18:55.940 [grunts] Oh, yeah! 1714 01:18:57.775 --> 01:18:59.235 [Henry] And the boots of Swiftness. 1715 01:19:01.446 --> 01:19:03.197 [Dawn] Time to light this place up. 1716 01:19:03.281 --> 01:19:05.116 -[bones rattling] -Come on, boys. 1717 01:19:07.326 --> 01:19:09.412 Have a nice flight! 1718 01:19:11.789 --> 01:19:14.083 Yeah, man! Whoo! 1719 01:19:14.167 --> 01:19:16.836 I bet you do. I bet you do! 1720 01:19:16.919 --> 01:19:18.629 [Henry] We're also gonna need a ton of diamonds. 1721 01:19:18.713 --> 01:19:21.340 [grunting] 1722 01:19:23.468 --> 01:19:24.927 [Steve] Show me what you got, Nat. 1723 01:19:25.803 --> 01:19:27.597 Whoa! Yeah! 1724 01:19:28.598 --> 01:19:29.807 [Natalie] You want some, buddy? 1725 01:19:33.436 --> 01:19:34.937 [excited chatter] 1726 01:19:35.354 --> 01:19:36.189 We're ready. 1727 01:19:36.272 --> 01:19:38.274 Let's go save the Overworld! 1728 01:19:38.691 --> 01:19:40.610 [piglins roaring] 1729 01:19:40.693 --> 01:19:42.987 [Malgosha cackling] 1730 01:19:45.656 --> 01:19:47.158 All right, my piggies. 1731 01:19:48.826 --> 01:19:53.122 Today, we take the Overworld as ours! 1732 01:19:53.206 --> 01:19:54.540 [all roaring] 1733 01:19:54.624 --> 01:19:56.584 Attack their villages. 1734 01:19:56.667 --> 01:20:00.505 Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. 1735 01:20:01.088 --> 01:20:05.468 All they have created, we destroy! 1736 01:20:05.551 --> 01:20:08.554 [all roaring] 1737 01:20:09.222 --> 01:20:11.641 Well, what are you standing around for? 1738 01:20:11.724 --> 01:20:12.808 Get out of here! 1739 01:20:12.892 --> 01:20:15.394 Go on, bring me the gold! 1740 01:20:21.192 --> 01:20:23.402 [Natalie grunting] 1741 01:20:27.114 --> 01:20:29.367 -[Iron grunting] -[Natalie] Hurry, Henry! 1742 01:20:33.287 --> 01:20:35.790 [heavy metallic grunting] 1743 01:20:51.556 --> 01:20:54.559 [thudding, metallic footfalls] 1744 01:20:56.769 --> 01:20:57.770 Uh? 1745 01:21:03.276 --> 01:21:05.611 Hah! News flash! 1746 01:21:05.945 --> 01:21:08.864 Iron Golems will not attack unless provoked. 1747 01:21:08.948 --> 01:21:10.866 [cackles] 1748 01:21:11.659 --> 01:21:12.743 -[hollow clang] -[arrow clatters] 1749 01:21:12.827 --> 01:21:13.911 [exasperated groan] 1750 01:21:17.582 --> 01:21:19.792 Real smooth, Travis! 1751 01:21:24.630 --> 01:21:26.591 [high-pitched whistling] 1752 01:21:36.309 --> 01:21:38.185 [piglins screeching] 1753 01:21:39.520 --> 01:21:40.563 You ready? 1754 01:21:40.938 --> 01:21:42.064 Let's do this. 1755 01:21:46.277 --> 01:21:48.487 [Natalie grunting] 1756 01:21:55.786 --> 01:21:57.538 [Malgosha] Oh, for goodness' sake! 1757 01:21:57.622 --> 01:22:00.750 Well, what are you doing, you big block of meat? 1758 01:22:00.833 --> 01:22:03.294 Get down there and take care of those Roundlings! 1759 01:22:03.961 --> 01:22:05.504 [growling] 1760 01:22:05.588 --> 01:22:07.506 [cackling] 1761 01:22:11.260 --> 01:22:13.721 [roaring] 1762 01:22:13.804 --> 01:22:15.890 How do you like them pork chops? 1763 01:22:16.766 --> 01:22:18.726 [growling] 1764 01:22:21.729 --> 01:22:22.730 Come on! 1765 01:22:29.153 --> 01:22:30.404 [hooting laughter] 1766 01:22:30.488 --> 01:22:31.864 [gasps] Huh? 1767 01:22:36.285 --> 01:22:39.038 Okay, Goshe. Let's dance. 1768 01:22:39.330 --> 01:22:40.665 Bring it on. 1769 01:22:40.748 --> 01:22:42.249 [yells] 1770 01:22:42.333 --> 01:22:43.751 [snarls] 1771 01:22:46.087 --> 01:22:50.800 Sneak attack! 1772 01:22:52.885 --> 01:22:53.678 [grunts] 1773 01:22:53.761 --> 01:22:54.845 Hah! 1774 01:22:54.929 --> 01:22:56.389 [grunts] 1775 01:22:56.806 --> 01:22:58.349 [grunts] Ooh! 1776 01:23:00.309 --> 01:23:01.435 [yells] 1777 01:23:02.144 --> 01:23:03.187 My diamond armor! 1778 01:23:03.729 --> 01:23:05.189 Egg attack! Hyah! 1779 01:23:05.815 --> 01:23:07.149 -Frizz! -[Malgosha growls] 1780 01:23:08.192 --> 01:23:09.819 What is this, breakfast? 1781 01:23:09.902 --> 01:23:10.861 [grunts] 1782 01:23:10.945 --> 01:23:12.113 -[chickens clucking] -[grunts] 1783 01:23:12.196 --> 01:23:13.739 Get off of me! 1784 01:23:15.491 --> 01:23:17.827 [Natalie] Hurry! The Orb's up there! 1785 01:23:24.291 --> 01:23:26.669 -[thud] -[agonized groan] 1786 01:23:31.424 --> 01:23:32.967 Do it, Henry. 1787 01:23:33.050 --> 01:23:34.135 I got this. 1788 01:23:41.559 --> 01:23:42.685 [gasps] 1789 01:23:44.311 --> 01:23:45.396 Go, Henry, go! 1790 01:23:47.690 --> 01:23:49.191 [The Great Hog snarling] 1791 01:23:51.986 --> 01:23:54.530 [bellowing] 1792 01:23:56.782 --> 01:23:58.534 [sharp whistle] 1793 01:23:58.617 --> 01:24:00.786 [Dawn] Hey, Captain Butt Crack! 1794 01:24:03.998 --> 01:24:06.000 I got something for you. 1795 01:24:07.126 --> 01:24:09.003 [guffawing] 1796 01:24:10.379 --> 01:24:11.464 Get him, Dennis. 1797 01:24:12.631 --> 01:24:14.967 -[wolves howling] -[Dawn laughing] 1798 01:24:21.223 --> 01:24:23.601 Whoo! Take a bite outta that pig! 1799 01:24:24.852 --> 01:24:26.020 Finish this, Henry! 1800 01:24:26.562 --> 01:24:27.646 [grunts] 1801 01:24:30.274 --> 01:24:32.026 [roaring] 1802 01:24:37.531 --> 01:24:39.158 [cannon powering up] 1803 01:24:45.080 --> 01:24:48.501 [screaming] 1804 01:24:50.795 --> 01:24:52.546 -Henry! -No! 1805 01:24:52.797 --> 01:24:54.632 [both grunting] 1806 01:24:54.715 --> 01:24:56.175 No! 1807 01:24:56.258 --> 01:24:58.052 [screaming] 1808 01:25:04.975 --> 01:25:06.977 Whoo-hooo! 1809 01:25:10.815 --> 01:25:13.442 [grunting] Gotcha, kid! 1810 01:25:13.526 --> 01:25:15.402 -[shrieking] Yes! -Yes! 1811 01:25:15.778 --> 01:25:17.655 [laughing] Yes! 1812 01:25:17.738 --> 01:25:19.448 Garrett, you're alive! 1813 01:25:19.532 --> 01:25:21.659 Yeah! [affectionate grunt] 1814 01:25:21.742 --> 01:25:24.578 Between us, I used Steve's water bucket trick. 1815 01:25:24.662 --> 01:25:25.412 Pretty cool, huh? 1816 01:25:25.955 --> 01:25:27.206 Little bit. 1817 01:25:27.289 --> 01:25:29.041 Let's get this Orb and go home. 1818 01:25:30.709 --> 01:25:33.546 [Natalie] Yes! Yes, go, Henry! 1819 01:25:33.963 --> 01:25:36.090 All right, Hank. It's fireball time. 1820 01:25:36.173 --> 01:25:37.132 Grab that spear. 1821 01:25:37.716 --> 01:25:39.593 I want you to jab it in the tentacles. 1822 01:25:40.469 --> 01:25:41.929 -Yeah. -[ghast screeching] 1823 01:25:42.012 --> 01:25:43.430 [Garrett] Whoo! Jab it! 1824 01:25:45.307 --> 01:25:46.475 [Garrett] Yeah! 1825 01:25:46.559 --> 01:25:48.102 How'd you learn how to do that? 1826 01:25:48.185 --> 01:25:48.978 Don't ask. 1827 01:25:50.896 --> 01:25:52.398 [Garrett] Whoo! 1828 01:25:52.481 --> 01:25:53.482 Yeah! 1829 01:26:00.781 --> 01:26:02.491 [groaning in pain] 1830 01:26:03.951 --> 01:26:06.871 [joyful shrieking] 1831 01:26:13.919 --> 01:26:15.045 [Malgosha] No! 1832 01:26:15.963 --> 01:26:17.590 What have you done? 1833 01:26:18.090 --> 01:26:19.300 The Orb! 1834 01:26:26.015 --> 01:26:28.475 [cackling] 1835 01:26:28.559 --> 01:26:30.686 [thudding footsteps] 1836 01:26:48.621 --> 01:26:50.623 [orb humming] 1837 01:26:52.958 --> 01:26:54.293 [Natalie] Yes! 1838 01:26:58.672 --> 01:27:01.342 [laughs] It's good to see you, Garbage Man. 1839 01:27:01.425 --> 01:27:02.384 [Garrett] Yeah, it is. 1840 01:27:06.430 --> 01:27:08.265 [Steve] Parry! Thrust! 1841 01:27:09.642 --> 01:27:11.810 [breath rasping] 1842 01:27:15.522 --> 01:27:17.441 You failed, witch. 1843 01:27:17.524 --> 01:27:19.401 The Overworld lives on. 1844 01:27:19.485 --> 01:27:22.905 You, too, have fallen for the great lie. 1845 01:27:22.988 --> 01:27:24.907 You'll never be happy. 1846 01:27:25.324 --> 01:27:27.076 Deep down, you know. 1847 01:27:27.159 --> 01:27:31.163 To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer. 1848 01:27:31.246 --> 01:27:32.373 You're right. 1849 01:27:32.915 --> 01:27:35.918 It is harder to create than to destroy. 1850 01:27:36.001 --> 01:27:39.546 That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. 1851 01:27:39.630 --> 01:27:40.923 [derisive grunt] 1852 01:27:41.006 --> 01:27:42.216 Later, Goshe. 1853 01:27:42.633 --> 01:27:43.926 Every minute knowing you 1854 01:27:44.009 --> 01:27:47.012 has been a horror-show waste of time. 1855 01:27:48.639 --> 01:27:49.932 Wait, one more thing. 1856 01:27:50.766 --> 01:27:52.267 Come closer. 1857 01:27:52.351 --> 01:27:53.519 Do you have a little knife 1858 01:27:53.602 --> 01:27:55.062 that you're gonna try to stab me with? 1859 01:27:55.145 --> 01:27:57.272 No, no. I'm too weak. 1860 01:27:57.356 --> 01:27:58.774 [rasping sigh] 1861 01:27:58.857 --> 01:27:59.942 All right. 1862 01:28:01.151 --> 01:28:01.986 Yah! 1863 01:28:02.069 --> 01:28:03.570 Come on! 1864 01:28:03.654 --> 01:28:04.947 It was worth a shot. 1865 01:28:05.030 --> 01:28:06.907 Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing. 1866 01:28:06.991 --> 01:28:08.951 -Come closer. -No way! 1867 01:28:09.034 --> 01:28:10.995 No, really, it's about you. 1868 01:28:11.328 --> 01:28:13.288 [sighing] Fine. 1869 01:28:15.874 --> 01:28:17.501 Lean down here. 1870 01:28:18.627 --> 01:28:19.670 [grunts weakly] 1871 01:28:20.087 --> 01:28:21.964 You really are the worst. 1872 01:28:22.923 --> 01:28:24.008 Goodbye. 1873 01:28:24.091 --> 01:28:26.260 This is it, really. Come back. 1874 01:28:26.343 --> 01:28:27.970 I don't even have a knife. 1875 01:28:28.053 --> 01:28:29.263 Where would I keep it? 1876 01:28:30.723 --> 01:28:32.182 Sneak attack. 1877 01:28:32.266 --> 01:28:33.726 [groans] 1878 01:28:35.352 --> 01:28:36.311 [piglin whimpers] 1879 01:28:43.986 --> 01:28:44.987 Hey! 1880 01:28:45.654 --> 01:28:47.865 You sure you wanna go back, Henry? 1881 01:28:48.449 --> 01:28:49.867 It won't feel like this. 1882 01:28:50.826 --> 01:28:56.331 There you got constraints, judgments, obstacles. 1883 01:28:56.415 --> 01:28:57.249 [Henry] Yeah, I know. 1884 01:28:58.042 --> 01:28:59.585 But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway. 1885 01:29:02.838 --> 01:29:04.006 [Steve] I like that. 1886 01:29:04.298 --> 01:29:05.507 Mmm. 1887 01:29:05.591 --> 01:29:06.925 You're a brave kid. 1888 01:29:07.885 --> 01:29:11.263 Steve. You still cool with this? 1889 01:29:11.638 --> 01:29:12.973 [playful whine] 1890 01:29:14.475 --> 01:29:15.142 Yeah. 1891 01:29:15.809 --> 01:29:18.395 Come here, boy. Yeah. 1892 01:29:20.105 --> 01:29:21.857 Of course I still love you. 1893 01:29:21.940 --> 01:29:24.151 That's why I think this is a good idea. 1894 01:29:24.818 --> 01:29:26.820 -You changed my life. -[whimpers] 1895 01:29:27.780 --> 01:29:29.990 It's time for you to go change hers, too. 1896 01:29:31.658 --> 01:29:34.661 ♪ Go now, Dennis ♪ 1897 01:29:35.370 --> 01:29:38.582 ♪ Change Dawn's life, Dennis ♪ 1898 01:29:39.208 --> 01:29:41.668 ♪ Go on a journey ♪ 1899 01:29:41.752 --> 01:29:45.964 ♪ And think of me, Dennis ♪ 1900 01:29:46.882 --> 01:29:51.720 ♪ Go now, legendary Wolf of my dreams ♪ 1901 01:29:52.137 --> 01:29:55.182 ♪ My doggie, doggie, doggie ♪ 1902 01:29:56.225 --> 01:29:58.393 ♪ My Dennis ♪ 1903 01:29:58.477 --> 01:30:00.896 [howling melodically] 1904 01:30:02.314 --> 01:30:04.358 [sobbing] 1905 01:30:05.651 --> 01:30:06.902 [emotional growl] 1906 01:30:07.820 --> 01:30:09.947 [voice breaking] If I would have known you could sing like that, 1907 01:30:10.030 --> 01:30:11.990 it would have helped me get past your smell. 1908 01:30:15.369 --> 01:30:16.370 Garrett… 1909 01:30:17.663 --> 01:30:19.790 you are a truly bodacious warrior… 1910 01:30:20.666 --> 01:30:22.251 and a really good friend. 1911 01:30:23.001 --> 01:30:24.670 I wish you'd come home with us. 1912 01:30:26.338 --> 01:30:27.506 Hank's cool, 1913 01:30:27.589 --> 01:30:31.426 but I don't have any friends my age. 1914 01:30:34.263 --> 01:30:36.265 We would make a great team. 1915 01:30:37.307 --> 01:30:38.725 Vaya con Dios. 1916 01:30:39.768 --> 01:30:41.311 It means "Goodbye, brother." 1917 01:30:42.146 --> 01:30:43.147 No, it doesn't. 1918 01:30:44.148 --> 01:30:45.482 Don't look at her. 1919 01:30:45.566 --> 01:30:46.275 It does. 1920 01:30:46.358 --> 01:30:47.860 No, it does not. 1921 01:30:48.569 --> 01:30:49.611 Yeah, it does. 1922 01:30:53.282 --> 01:30:55.242 Are you sure you don't want to come back? 1923 01:30:55.617 --> 01:30:56.785 Yeah, I'm staying here. 1924 01:30:56.869 --> 01:30:59.079 I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build. 1925 01:31:00.038 --> 01:31:02.374 Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world? 1926 01:31:24.146 --> 01:31:26.398 Screw it, I'm coming with. 1927 01:31:27.232 --> 01:31:28.150 [giggling] 1928 01:31:28.233 --> 01:31:30.944 [Steve] Turns out, if you're brave enough, 1929 01:31:31.028 --> 01:31:33.238 you can make the real world… 1930 01:31:34.031 --> 01:31:35.699 …your Overworld. 1931 01:31:36.909 --> 01:31:39.036 Garrett finally leveled up. 1932 01:31:39.119 --> 01:31:41.580 And his store became the hot spot! 1933 01:31:41.663 --> 01:31:43.332 [indistinct chatter] 1934 01:31:43.415 --> 01:31:46.960 Together, we all joined forces to create the new hit game, 1935 01:31:47.044 --> 01:31:48.837 Block City Battle Buddies. 1936 01:31:48.921 --> 01:31:50.714 [male game voice] Block City Battle Buddies! 1937 01:31:50.797 --> 01:31:53.383 Yeah, we're still in the beta phase, 1938 01:31:53.467 --> 01:31:55.385 working out a few bugs. 1939 01:31:55.469 --> 01:31:57.763 But let me tell ya, life… 1940 01:31:57.846 --> 01:31:59.640 -[rock riff playing] -…is pretty perfect. 1941 01:31:59.723 --> 01:32:02.267 ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪ 1942 01:32:02.351 --> 01:32:04.603 [all cheering] 1943 01:32:04.686 --> 01:32:08.482 ♪ I used to wake up and play Back in my childhood days ♪ 1944 01:32:08.565 --> 01:32:11.985 ♪ Gettin' older's Such a dirty shame ♪ 1945 01:32:12.069 --> 01:32:16.114 ♪ They never gave me a chance To let my imagination dance ♪ 1946 01:32:16.198 --> 01:32:19.034 ♪ 'Til I came up With a different game ♪ 1947 01:32:20.410 --> 01:32:22.829 ♪ Down in the mines All of the time ♪ 1948 01:32:23.205 --> 01:32:24.081 [all] ♪ Crafting ♪ 1949 01:32:24.164 --> 01:32:26.750 [Steve] ♪ Out in the sun Havin' some fun ♪ 1950 01:32:26.833 --> 01:32:27.709 [all] ♪ Laughing ♪ 1951 01:32:27.793 --> 01:32:31.546 ♪ I'm never, ever Lookin' back, 'cause ♪ 1952 01:32:31.630 --> 01:32:34.758 [all] ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1953 01:32:34.841 --> 01:32:35.592 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1954 01:32:36.927 --> 01:32:39.429 [Steve] Dawn finally got to ditch her real estate job. 1955 01:32:39.513 --> 01:32:40.389 [Dawn] Have fun! 1956 01:32:40.472 --> 01:32:42.975 [Steve] She and Dennis brought the party wherever they went. 1957 01:32:43.058 --> 01:32:44.351 [Dennis barks] 1958 01:32:44.434 --> 01:32:46.645 [Steve] Natalie decided to share her new skill set 1959 01:32:46.728 --> 01:32:48.272 with the real world. 1960 01:32:48.355 --> 01:32:50.440 Survival Mode Self-Defense. 1961 01:32:50.524 --> 01:32:51.858 And now he's going to-- 1962 01:32:51.942 --> 01:32:53.860 [grunting] 1963 01:32:55.070 --> 01:32:56.238 [groans] 1964 01:32:56.321 --> 01:32:59.032 [Steve] The streets of Chuglass have never been safer. 1965 01:32:59.408 --> 01:33:00.951 You get 'em, Natalie! 1966 01:33:02.035 --> 01:33:03.245 And Henry? 1967 01:33:03.328 --> 01:33:05.622 He finally got that jetpack to work. 1968 01:33:05.706 --> 01:33:08.458 [students chattering, cheering] 1969 01:33:11.003 --> 01:33:14.006 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1970 01:33:14.089 --> 01:33:16.633 ♪ I move mountains With my mind ♪ 1971 01:33:16.717 --> 01:33:18.176 [class bell ringing] 1972 01:33:18.260 --> 01:33:21.638 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1973 01:33:21.722 --> 01:33:25.892 ♪ Like a new moon on the rise ♪ 1974 01:33:25.976 --> 01:33:28.687 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1975 01:33:29.396 --> 01:33:32.441 ♪ Like a redstone overdrive ♪ 1976 01:33:33.608 --> 01:33:36.445 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1977 01:33:36.903 --> 01:33:40.449 ♪ With the power Of the wolf inside ♪ 1978 01:33:40.949 --> 01:33:43.452 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1979 01:33:44.578 --> 01:33:45.495 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1980 01:33:46.747 --> 01:33:49.082 ["Zero to Hero" by Benee playing] 1981 01:34:03.263 --> 01:34:05.557 I know how much you love bread. 1982 01:34:05.849 --> 01:34:07.059 -Mm-hm. -[door opens] 1983 01:34:07.142 --> 01:34:09.061 [woman] Marlene, your ex-husband's here. 1984 01:34:09.144 --> 01:34:10.604 He said it was an emergency. 1985 01:34:10.687 --> 01:34:14.775 Well, you tell him I've got nothing to say to him. 1986 01:34:14.858 --> 01:34:16.276 You gotta be kidding me, Marlene. 1987 01:34:16.360 --> 01:34:17.694 This is the guy? 1988 01:34:17.986 --> 01:34:19.279 Too late, Clemente. 1989 01:34:19.696 --> 01:34:20.989 You had your chance. 1990 01:34:21.073 --> 01:34:22.532 [in rich British accent] She's right, Clemente. 1991 01:34:22.616 --> 01:34:24.117 You totally blew it. 1992 01:34:24.493 --> 01:34:28.497 And now I reap the rewards of your mistake. 1993 01:34:28.580 --> 01:34:32.834 You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, 1994 01:34:32.918 --> 01:34:35.587 I was struck by a love so powerful, 1995 01:34:35.670 --> 01:34:37.506 it transcended the barriers 1996 01:34:37.589 --> 01:34:39.591 of conventional speech. 1997 01:34:39.674 --> 01:34:43.428 Now I speak Human, and she speaks Villager. 1998 01:34:43.512 --> 01:34:44.346 [speaking villager] 1999 01:34:51.019 --> 01:34:54.064 [speaking English] Marlene, ever since we met last night, 2000 01:34:54.147 --> 01:34:55.899 I wanted to say, 2001 01:34:55.982 --> 01:34:57.025 "Would you marry me?" 2002 01:34:57.859 --> 01:35:02.406 Yes! Yes! A thousand times, yes! 2003 01:35:03.240 --> 01:35:05.742 ["Zero to Hero" continues] 2004 01:37:18.166 --> 01:37:19.751 [song ends] 2005 01:40:12.465 --> 01:40:14.175 [knocking on door] 2006 01:40:16.803 --> 01:40:19.222 Hi, sorry to bug. I just-- 2007 01:40:19.305 --> 01:40:21.725 I used to live here, and-- I'm Steve. 2008 01:40:21.808 --> 01:40:24.436 Oh, is this about that chest in the attic? 2009 01:40:24.519 --> 01:40:27.897 Ho-ho, yeah! I'm so glad that's still around. 2010 01:40:27.981 --> 01:40:29.357 Hey, you want to come in? 2011 01:40:29.941 --> 01:40:31.317 I'm Alex, by the way. 2012 01:40:32.193 --> 01:40:34.320 Alex, great to meetch.