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Okay.
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Let's go, people.
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We flew all the way to London
for this concert.
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I wanna make sure we get there
in time to hit the merch stand.
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Will, how much more merch do you need?
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Honey, they have this
limited edition souvenir cup.
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- Hmm.
- The Jonas Brothers glow in the dark.
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Magnus, no, no. Put that down.
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Collector's edition chocolates,
that's never been opened.
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- Why aren't you ready?
- I'm looking for my hair stuff.
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Your hair doesn't matter.
You're no Joe Jonas.
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I can't find my gloves.
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Those gloves look stupid on you.
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Has anyone seen my deodorant?
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Since when did you care about deodorant?
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Look, tonight isn't about you.
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Will, I know tonight is important to you--
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Important?
Tonight isn't just important, Viveca.
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Tonight is my Super Bowl.
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- Hmm.
- When I'm having a bad day
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and everyone is asking me,
"When are you gonna make Anchorman 3?
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When are you gonna make Elf 2?
When are you gonna make Moana 6?"
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- I'm not even in Moana, you know...
- Yeah.
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You know what I think about
to help me get through that?
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Me and the kids.
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What? No.
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I think about tonight
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and watching my three kings
as they share their gift with the world.
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Does that make sense?
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All right. Let's go. Let's go.
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I'm so happy we got here
four and a half hours early.
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- Every moment...
- Every brother...
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Every feeling matters.
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Hello, London. Merry Christmas.
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Hey.
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♪ The snow on the ground
Love in the air ♪
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♪ The sleigh bells are ringing
This is what it's all about ♪
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♪ The fire is warm
The angels are singing ♪
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- ♪ I don't wanna miss a single thing ♪
- ♪ Single thing ♪
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♪ Don't wanna put
An end to all this cheer ♪
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♪ But as long as you're with me
It's always the time of the year ♪
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Come on!
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♪ You make every day feel
Like it's Christmas ♪
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♪ Never wanna stop ♪
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♪ Feelin' like the first thing
On your wish list ♪
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- ♪ And I can't deny ♪
- Whoa!
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♪ Doesn't matter the feeling inside ♪
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I think we're closer as a family.
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♪ No matter the reason
No matter the season ♪
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♪ My heart will keep beating
You better believe ♪
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♪ You make every day feel
Like it's Christmas ♪
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♪ Every day that I'm with you ♪
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Thank you, London.
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I love you, Jonas Brothers!
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- What a show! Thank you, London!
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Great tour, guys.
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Thanks, Jared.
Have a blast in Cabo with the family.
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- Appreciate you.
- See you next year.
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- Take that.
- Thank you. Merry Christmas.
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Can't believe
Will Ferrell was there again.
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Hey, good luck getting
that Turkish hair transplant fixed, Brian.
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Thanks, Joe.
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Guys, what's all this?
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This is the end-of-tour party I told you
we're throwing to thank the crew.
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- Oh. Thank you.
- Love you, fam.
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- Thank you.
- Dude, that show tonight was sick.
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Yeah, I think the set list changes
really helped.
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Changes?
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Yeah, remember you guys said
the second act was dragging
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so I spent about four hours today,
like, changing things.
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I love memes. It's just...
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Okay. You noticed, right?
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Uh, I know. I know.
Yeah, very important. We're grateful.
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Hey, babe. Yeah, I just got off stage.
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What'd you have for dinner?
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Talk about ending the tour on a high note.
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- Kebab Daddy?
- That new harmony on "S.O.S"
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was like a fine champagne for the ears.
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Merci pour le compliment, Brad.
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- Sliders? Oh.
- Priyanka and I are learning French.
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- Nice.
- So did you go wrap or platter?
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Wrap. Nice. What about Alena?
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Platter, nice.
What did you guys have to drink?
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Oh, my God. No one cares.
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You know what, let me call you right back.
Nick's in one of his moods again.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Here we are.
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All right. Now, are you boys
sure you're okay
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with getting to the plane
tomorrow without me?
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I could stay another night just
to make sure you get home okay.
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I'm sure Marie will understand.
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I mean, we are renewing our vows
and she's already in Atlantic City.
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But she's a very understanding woman.
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I wrote a whole thing
about that in my new vows.
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Look, you're the best,
it's one night, Brad. We'll be fine.
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I just don't like the idea of my boys
being all alone in London.
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We're not your boys, Brad.
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We're your grown men.
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All right. You're the bosses.
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I also got you a little something in case
your stalkers try any funny business.
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What's the, uh, stalker count currently?
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Uh, Nick 34.
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Joe 48. Kevin 175.
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That's because whenever anybody in prison
writes me, I write 'em back.
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A fan's a fan.
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What have you got for us, Brad?
Pepper spray, stun guns?
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- Whistles?
- No.
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Emergency whistles.
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See, they're like regular whistles
except they have your names on them.
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If anyone tries anything
on your way to New York, just blow.
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I do not feel safer. Mmm.
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Oh, and I, uh, also hired you a fancy,
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round-the-clock travel agency
in case anything comes up.
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Mm-mmm.
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We don't need your fancy
travel agency, Bradford.
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My name is Bradley.
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Okay.
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Never forget.
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Hey, guys, so I've been googling spots
for tonight and I think--
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I can't go out tonight.
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I'm sorry. I can't show up to
Malti Marie and Pri hungover.
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Are you serious?
It's the last night of tour.
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We always go out and celebrate.
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And we're in London.
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And the minute we get back to the city,
we're all going our separate ways, so...
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- I'm sorry.
- Okay. Fine.
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What do you say, Kev? Huh?
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The OG two. Before this snoozefest
went and got born.
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Sorry, man. I haven't seen
my kids in like a month.
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I need to be on my A game tomorrow.
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We all wanna be fresh
for our kids tomorrow.
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But we don't wanna miss out on what
could be the most epic night of our lives.
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We are three extremely
exhausted dads in our 30s.
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How epic could it be?
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You really wanna know?
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♪ Night starts out kinda chill
Pretty boring ♪
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♪ Watching some random dudes
Who ain't scoring ♪
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♪ We spot a lavish crew ♪
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♪ Yeah, they're looking kind of fun
Oh, the good times have begun ♪
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♪ Somebody says ♪
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♪ Oh, you boys are giving Jonas ♪
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Yeah, we get that sometimes.
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♪ But there's a shortness
And you're a lot less hot ♪
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♪ Yeah, thanks
Then one's like ♪
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EJ just texted about this show,
sounds mad fuego.
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Wanna come with,
guys that look like the Jo Bros?
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♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪
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♪ Before we fly home
For Christmastime ♪
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♪ I am the fun supplier
Tonight could be super fire ♪
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Don't say "fire". You're 36.
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My song, my rules.
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♪ We strut into the club like we own it ♪
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♪ Our new friend goes to hug the iconic ♪
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♪ Sir Rock Star Number One ♪
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♪ It's the Rocket Man
Come on ♪
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♪ Tiny Dancer Elton John ♪
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Oh, couldn't get Elton?
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My fantasy. You will have fun.
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♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪
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♪ Before we fly home
For Christmastime ♪
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♪ I am the fun supplier
Tonight could be super fire ♪
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♪ Elton picks up his phone
Who's he calling? ♪
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♪ Daniel Radcliffe shows up
Serving Gryffindor ♪
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♪ Opens up
Ta-da ♪
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♪ It's the Beckhams wham bam
Zig-a-zig-ah and her man ♪
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♪ Then we disco dance
Can't get enough ♪
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♪ You don't wanna miss this
Yeah, stop wasting your existence ♪
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To the palace!
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♪ We're not on this planet forever ♪
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♪ That's why you should never say never ♪
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♪ Don't waste time
Curled up under covers ♪
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♪ When you can make memories
With your Jonas Brothers ♪
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♪ Don't miss the best night of your life ♪
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♪ Before we fly home
For Christmastime ♪
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♪ I am the fun supplier
Tonight could be super fire ♪
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So we're doing this?
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Hi, Gaga.
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Hi. How's Vermont? How's the house?
Is it as nice as it was in the pictures?
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It's beautiful. Malti and I love it.
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Malti, say hi to Gaga.
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Hi. Malti, I'm gonna be home tomorrow...
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...and I'm gonna take you skiing
just like I promised.
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And she could care less.
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Yeah, well, you can't compete with
early Christmas presents, can you?
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Oh, you guys already started
opening gifts?
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How could I stop her?
There's, like, stacks of presents.
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I know. I know. All good.
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- Just can't wait to see you guys.
- You look tired.
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Uh... [chuckles] I mean,
six months of touring will do that to you.
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Hmm.
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Not to mention six months of
obsessing over every single detail of
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the tour creative and the album artwork
and next year's routing,
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all while my brothers enjoy
their carefree existence.
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Hmm.
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And I ran out of that
fancy eye cream you got me.
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- I knew it.
- Yeah. It's showing.
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I knew you hadn't
been doing your nightly dabs.
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- You got to look after your under eyes.
- I know.
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Okay, well, keep your chin up, all right.
You're almost home.
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- We love you.
- I love you so much.
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Bye, Gaga.
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Good night.
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How cute is this one? It's a bear wearing
a custom silk dinner jacket.
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Wow. That is beautiful.
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Uh, did you say custom?
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And look at this deer
wearing a real diamond broach.
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Wow. That looks really incredible.
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It even has teeny-tiny
crocodile skin stilettos.
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How many of our ornaments
have custom designer clothing?
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Don't worry. All of them.
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- Okay.
- Hey, babe.
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Have you talked to Nick and Joe?
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No.
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I just don't know
how they're gonna take it.
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Here. This will cheer you up.
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A penguin with a cashmere top hat.
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Looks like Jeremy Strong
at the Golden Globes.
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Cute.
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You all right there?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Yep, I'm in the band.
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No, I... I know who you are.
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Santa has Spotify, you know.
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- What?
- I said I have Spotify.
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So, uh, what's got a famous rock star
like you so down in the dumps?
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It's just...
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Hmm?
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Look, us as the Jonas Brothers,
we're... we're great.
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But us as brothers,
like actually us, you know...
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Whatever magic was there is just...
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dead.
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Oh. Nothing like Christmas
to help a family rediscover its magic.
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Right.
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Except our Christmas plans are to
get the hell away from each other, so...
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Oh, that's not good.
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That's not good at all.
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Okay, well,
thanks for letting me vent to you.
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- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
242
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Cheers.
243
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♪ Christmas spirits
I've seen something tragic ♪
244
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♪ These boys shan't get home ♪
245
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♪ Until they rediscover
Their brotherly magic ♪
246
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♪ Unless they decide to spend Christmas
With each other ♪
247
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♪ This spell will keep brother
Stuck with brother, stuck with brother ♪
248
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♪ So, Jonases
Rekindle your sibling bond ♪
249
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♪ Or you'll never make it home ♪
250
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♪ From this side of the world ♪
251
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Fuel guy said a lightning bolt
hit the plane
252
00:12:49.727 --> 00:12:51.688
and the gas tank straight-up exploded.
253
00:12:52.397 --> 00:12:54.857
So is there another plane we could take?
254
00:12:54.941 --> 00:12:56.067
Oh, sure.
255
00:12:56.150 --> 00:12:58.903
I'll just go back to the firehouse,
where I work as a firefighter,
256
00:12:58.987 --> 00:13:00.822
and grab you our private plane.
257
00:13:01.948 --> 00:13:03.992
That was uncalled for.
258
00:13:04.909 --> 00:13:07.036
Guys, I cannot miss Christmas.
259
00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:09.706
Wow. What an incredibly unique thing
about you, Kevin.
260
00:13:09.789 --> 00:13:11.958
- Just how I am.
- Yeah, no one can miss Christmas.
261
00:13:12.041 --> 00:13:15.503
Have you ever seen a Christmas movie?
It's the entire plot of the film.
262
00:13:15.586 --> 00:13:17.005
I'm supposed to teach
Malti Marie how to ski.
263
00:13:17.088 --> 00:13:19.340
Do you know how cute
a toddler trying to ski is?
264
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Very cute.
265
00:13:20.508 --> 00:13:21.634
I booked a fondue night.
266
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The whole night dedicated to fondue.
267
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Melted cheese, melted chocolate.
Priyanka loves it.
268
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And I will not deny her that.
269
00:13:27.557 --> 00:13:28.558
I know what you need.
270
00:13:29.225 --> 00:13:31.811
A calming chamomile candle
from my new line, Glow by Joe.
271
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Here. Take it.
272
00:13:35.023 --> 00:13:36.441
Wow.
273
00:13:36.524 --> 00:13:39.652
You are so jealous that my
candle line took off and yours never did.
274
00:13:40.528 --> 00:13:42.196
The world wasn't ready for Wick by Nick.
275
00:13:42.280 --> 00:13:43.823
It might never be.
276
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Guys, we have time. It's the 23rd, okay.
277
00:13:45.700 --> 00:13:47.994
- So we just need to book another flight.
- I'm calling Brad.
278
00:13:48.077 --> 00:13:49.328
No. He's getting his vows renewed.
279
00:13:49.412 --> 00:13:51.330
We should be supporting him
in his ventures of love
280
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and be able to function in the real world.
281
00:13:52.790 --> 00:13:53.833
That would be ideal,
282
00:13:53.916 --> 00:13:55.626
but we've been famous
since we were little kids.
283
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So it is what it is.
284
00:13:56.794 --> 00:13:57.795
- Yeah.
- Mmm. Yeah.
285
00:13:59.922 --> 00:14:01.132
Hi, you've reached Brad.
286
00:14:01.215 --> 00:14:04.719
I'll be off my phone till Tuesday,
remarrying a truly majestic woman.
287
00:14:04.802 --> 00:14:07.430
If this is my grown men,
check your wallets.
288
00:14:10.349 --> 00:14:12.393
- Thought I ripped this up.
- Damn, he's good.
289
00:14:14.562 --> 00:14:17.065
What? Are you calling
to break what's left of my heart?
290
00:14:17.148 --> 00:14:20.401
Because it's already been pulverized
into a million, billion pieces.
291
00:14:22.695 --> 00:14:25.448
Uh, I may have the wrong number.
292
00:14:25.531 --> 00:14:28.826
This is Kevin Jonas.
I'm looking for Odyssey Travel.
293
00:14:32.455 --> 00:14:34.082
Oh, my God.
294
00:14:35.208 --> 00:14:37.001
Oh, my God. Okay. Um...
295
00:14:37.085 --> 00:14:39.420
Hello?
296
00:14:39.504 --> 00:14:42.048
Thank you
for calling Odyssey Travel.
297
00:14:42.131 --> 00:14:47.095
This is Cassidy starting this call over
with Odyssey's trademark professionalism.
298
00:14:47.178 --> 00:14:48.554
Please disregard my initial greeting.
299
00:14:48.638 --> 00:14:50.306
I am going through
a very traumatic breakup
300
00:14:50.389 --> 00:14:52.600
and thought you were my ex calling
from a burner phone.
301
00:14:52.683 --> 00:14:55.061
Which is a super easy mistake to make.
302
00:14:55.144 --> 00:14:57.438
- Oh, you poor thing. What happened?
- Thanks.
303
00:14:57.522 --> 00:14:59.023
- Are you okay?
- Hi, Cassidy.
304
00:14:59.107 --> 00:15:00.274
Our tour plane burned down
305
00:15:00.358 --> 00:15:03.778
and I need to get to Vermont
to see my wife and daughter ASAP.
306
00:15:03.861 --> 00:15:05.613
And I need to get to
my family in New Jersey.
307
00:15:05.696 --> 00:15:07.406
So could you please find us a new plane
308
00:15:07.490 --> 00:15:09.075
or maybe a flight out of
Heathrow or something?
309
00:15:09.158 --> 00:15:10.576
On it. Yeah.
310
00:15:13.121 --> 00:15:15.164
I should've never turned down
that Delta commercial.
311
00:15:15.248 --> 00:15:17.333
- You turned down a commercial?
- What's that supposed to mean?
312
00:15:17.416 --> 00:15:19.168
- You say yes to everything.
- No, I don't.
313
00:15:19.252 --> 00:15:21.546
- You're the face of male Botox.
- It's not Botox.
314
00:15:21.629 --> 00:15:24.382
It's Brotox.
A Botox alternative just for men.
315
00:15:25.341 --> 00:15:26.342
Botox didn't want him.
316
00:15:26.425 --> 00:15:28.094
Hey, Jonas Brothers?
317
00:15:28.177 --> 00:15:31.097
I've got it. Ugh, with this storm coming,
Heathrow is totally shut down.
318
00:15:31.180 --> 00:15:36.352
But I can get you on a 3:00 p.m. flight
out of Charles de Gaulle à Paris!
319
00:15:36.435 --> 00:15:39.814
Uh, but you need to be on the train
that leaves to Paris in...
320
00:15:41.149 --> 00:15:43.317
...30 minutes.
321
00:15:43.401 --> 00:15:44.652
But you guys are fast.
322
00:15:44.735 --> 00:15:46.362
- Okay.
- All right. We're moving. Thank you.
323
00:15:46.445 --> 00:15:50.032
I've heard that about you.
That you guys are fast guys.
324
00:15:50.116 --> 00:15:52.076
- I got an Uber.
- Thanks, Cassidy.
325
00:15:52.160 --> 00:15:53.369
- Bye.
- Is it true?
326
00:15:56.164 --> 00:15:58.541
Whoa. Did we win something?
327
00:15:58.624 --> 00:16:00.835
Nick, why don't you take front?
You're chatty.
328
00:16:01.711 --> 00:16:03.504
- Oh, hello. Hello, hello!
- Hey.
329
00:16:03.588 --> 00:16:05.256
Wow. You really like Christmas.
330
00:16:05.339 --> 00:16:07.466
Guilty, guilty.
331
00:16:07.550 --> 00:16:08.968
Who would like a candy cane?
332
00:16:09.051 --> 00:16:10.970
- Um... I'm good.
- That's tempting. I'm okay.
333
00:16:11.053 --> 00:16:13.389
No, thank you. Uh, just a ride
to St. Pancras station please.
334
00:16:13.472 --> 00:16:15.266
- Yeah.
- Oh. Oh. Got it. Got it.
335
00:16:15.349 --> 00:16:18.269
Oh, I just gotta look up
where that is on "Wahzay."
336
00:16:18.352 --> 00:16:19.854
- "Wahzay"?
- I'm new to London.
337
00:16:19.937 --> 00:16:21.772
- Waze.
- I worked as a receptionist for an ear,
338
00:16:21.856 --> 00:16:24.108
nose and throat doctor in Ronkonkoma
339
00:16:24.192 --> 00:16:26.027
- for 37 years.
- It's, um...
340
00:16:26.110 --> 00:16:29.447
And then one day I woke up and I realized
it's time for the next chapter.
341
00:16:29.530 --> 00:16:31.407
- Yeah.
- Okay, well, here we are.
342
00:16:31.490 --> 00:16:34.911
Well, here we are. There's more to life
than ears, noses and throats, you know?
343
00:16:34.994 --> 00:16:36.954
- Yes. I... Absolutely.
- I've always been an Anglophile.
344
00:16:37.038 --> 00:16:38.414
- How about you?
- Me too.
345
00:16:38.497 --> 00:16:39.916
- Oh, look at that.
- Anglophile. Guilty.
346
00:16:39.999 --> 00:16:41.584
- I said to myself, "Deb"...
- Hey, Deb--
347
00:16:41.667 --> 00:16:44.253
- "...you have your health, have your mind."
- Health?
348
00:16:44.337 --> 00:16:46.631
- "It's time to have an adventure."
- To hit the road.
349
00:16:46.714 --> 00:16:49.258
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
350
00:16:49.342 --> 00:16:50.718
Okay. I am such a goof.
351
00:16:50.801 --> 00:16:54.347
- I just typed in "adventure" on "Wahzay."
- That's too funny.
352
00:16:54.430 --> 00:16:56.224
- I-I texted--
- I see that... Can I see this for a sec?
353
00:16:56.307 --> 00:16:59.810
- I'm gonna help you. Sorry.
- Oh, what a sweet young man you are.
354
00:16:59.894 --> 00:17:00.937
- He is.
- Gosh.
355
00:17:01.020 --> 00:17:03.272
- He really is.
- I wish that my grandson had your manners.
356
00:17:03.356 --> 00:17:05.942
Uh, we do need to get to
St. Pancras station in 30 minutes.
357
00:17:06.025 --> 00:17:07.610
- Can we please start driving?
- Thirty minutes? Ooh.
358
00:17:07.693 --> 00:17:09.111
- That's gonna be tight...
- Zoom. Whoo-hoo!
359
00:17:09.195 --> 00:17:10.529
- I think we can do it.
- Every minute counts.
360
00:17:10.613 --> 00:17:11.656
Let's give it me best.
361
00:17:11.739 --> 00:17:13.032
- Great.
- Here we go.
362
00:17:13.115 --> 00:17:14.200
Whoa!
363
00:17:14.283 --> 00:17:16.327
We got outta there quick.
364
00:17:16.410 --> 00:17:18.829
Well, I hope I don't get stopped
365
00:17:18.913 --> 00:17:21.457
because my picture on my license
doesn't look like me.
366
00:17:21.540 --> 00:17:23.042
- What?
- And there's a reason.
367
00:17:23.125 --> 00:17:25.253
It isn't!
368
00:17:26.420 --> 00:17:28.172
Oopsie.
369
00:17:28.256 --> 00:17:29.507
Oh! Whoa!
370
00:17:29.590 --> 00:17:31.842
Whoa!
371
00:17:31.926 --> 00:17:33.386
Wrong lane. Wrong lane.
372
00:17:33.469 --> 00:17:34.762
Drive!
373
00:17:34.845 --> 00:17:38.349
I'm still trying to get that
"other side of the road" thing.
374
00:17:38.432 --> 00:17:39.976
Deb, you can just slow down for us please.
375
00:17:40.059 --> 00:17:42.061
All right.
Don't get your panties in a bunch now.
376
00:17:42.144 --> 00:17:45.231
- Wanna make that train or not?
- Yes, but alive please.
377
00:17:49.026 --> 00:17:50.570
- Okay.
- Whoopsie!
378
00:17:50.653 --> 00:17:54.490
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy... ♪
379
00:17:54.574 --> 00:17:55.575
Everybody.
380
00:17:55.658 --> 00:17:58.244
- ♪ Now bring us a figgy pudding ♪
- ♪ ...figgy pudding ♪
381
00:17:58.327 --> 00:18:00.288
♪ Yes, bring us a figgy pudding ♪
382
00:18:00.371 --> 00:18:01.497
♪ Oh, bring us... ♪
383
00:18:01.581 --> 00:18:03.291
What is a figgy pudding anyway?
384
00:18:03.374 --> 00:18:06.252
- I think they mean fig pudding.
- Truck! Truck! Truck!
385
00:18:06.335 --> 00:18:08.129
Ooh!
386
00:18:13.134 --> 00:18:15.094
Whoo!
387
00:18:16.053 --> 00:18:17.805
Oh, my God.
388
00:18:17.888 --> 00:18:19.974
You know what's an underrated pudding?
389
00:18:20.057 --> 00:18:22.435
- Rice pudding. It has so many ingredients.
- Rice pudding. Let's just...
390
00:18:22.518 --> 00:18:24.604
- Back that way. Yeah.
- Thank you for helping!
391
00:18:28.190 --> 00:18:30.693
So he kissed me on the cheek.
392
00:18:30.776 --> 00:18:32.111
He called down for a cab.
393
00:18:32.737 --> 00:18:35.114
And I never saw Buzz Aldrin again.
394
00:18:35.197 --> 00:18:37.533
- What a story.
- Well, look at that.
395
00:18:37.617 --> 00:18:40.870
- You made it and with time to spare.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
396
00:18:40.953 --> 00:18:43.039
If you wouldn't mind giving me five stars.
397
00:18:43.122 --> 00:18:45.207
- Yes, five stars. Sure. Thank you.
- Merry Christmas.
398
00:18:45.291 --> 00:18:47.960
- Let's go! Let's get home.
- Guys, I can't believe we made it.
399
00:18:48.044 --> 00:18:49.920
- Do you think we have time for a song?
- Yeah.
400
00:18:58.346 --> 00:19:04.185
♪ It's been a lonely night
Seeing the city sights without you ♪
401
00:19:04.268 --> 00:19:05.311
♪ Yeah ♪
402
00:19:06.228 --> 00:19:11.192
♪ Hanging the Christmas lights
But I still feel all kinds of blue ♪
403
00:19:11.275 --> 00:19:13.069
- Whoa!
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
404
00:19:14.403 --> 00:19:16.364
♪ There's something wrong about it ♪
405
00:19:16.447 --> 00:19:18.199
♪ There's something wrong about it ♪
406
00:19:18.282 --> 00:19:20.368
♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪
407
00:19:20.451 --> 00:19:22.161
♪ And I don't wanna doubt it ♪
408
00:19:22.244 --> 00:19:24.205
♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪
409
00:19:24.288 --> 00:19:25.748
♪ 'Cause I just wanna shout it ♪
410
00:19:25.831 --> 00:19:28.084
♪ Oh, it's true ♪
411
00:19:28.167 --> 00:19:30.044
♪ Baby, get ready to light up the fire ♪
412
00:19:30.127 --> 00:19:32.672
♪ Wait a minute
Hey ♪
413
00:19:32.755 --> 00:19:35.007
♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪
414
00:19:36.592 --> 00:19:38.719
♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪
415
00:19:39.637 --> 00:19:42.973
♪ Hey
You won't be alone this Christmas ♪
416
00:19:43.724 --> 00:19:46.018
♪ Hey
I'm coming home ♪
417
00:19:46.102 --> 00:19:50.022
♪ Everybody's talking 'bout it ♪
418
00:19:50.106 --> 00:19:53.818
♪ Miss you so bad
Gotta shout it ♪
419
00:19:53.901 --> 00:19:56.320
♪ Wait a minute
Hey ♪
420
00:19:56.404 --> 00:19:58.614
♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪
421
00:19:59.323 --> 00:20:01.784
♪ Hey
I'm coming home ♪
422
00:20:40.865 --> 00:20:42.908
♪ Yeah ♪
423
00:20:44.326 --> 00:20:45.828
♪ I'm coming home ♪
424
00:20:46.370 --> 00:20:47.413
Hey!
425
00:20:48.748 --> 00:20:49.749
♪ Hey ♪
426
00:20:52.710 --> 00:20:54.587
♪ Wait a minute
Hey ♪
427
00:20:55.504 --> 00:20:57.548
♪ I'm coming home this Christmas ♪
428
00:20:59.133 --> 00:21:01.594
♪ I'm getting the last plane home ♪
429
00:21:02.970 --> 00:21:05.389
♪ You won't be alone this Christmas ♪
430
00:21:06.140 --> 00:21:08.934
♪ Hey!
I'm coming home ♪
431
00:21:27.495 --> 00:21:28.662
Joe?
432
00:21:29.705 --> 00:21:31.290
- Lucy?
- Yeah.
433
00:21:31.373 --> 00:21:32.374
- Hi.
- Hi. What!
434
00:21:32.458 --> 00:21:34.543
Oh, my God.
I haven't seen you since we were like--
435
00:21:34.627 --> 00:21:36.337
- Thirteen? When you moved to Portland.
- Thir... Yeah.
436
00:21:36.420 --> 00:21:40.049
Yes, you... Wow.
You remember where my family moved.
437
00:21:40.132 --> 00:21:41.383
Do I remember where your fam...
438
00:21:41.467 --> 00:21:43.344
I literally have hated Portland
ever since.
439
00:21:43.427 --> 00:21:44.637
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
440
00:21:44.720 --> 00:21:45.846
People would always be like,
441
00:21:45.930 --> 00:21:47.807
"Portland is so cool,
you gotta come visit."
442
00:21:47.890 --> 00:21:49.600
And I'd be like, "Portland sucks."
443
00:21:49.683 --> 00:21:51.977
Then I remember it's just the place that
stole Lucy Chen away from me.
444
00:21:52.061 --> 00:21:53.979
- Wow.
- We used to hang out all the time.
445
00:21:54.063 --> 00:21:55.397
Why did we stop talking?
446
00:21:55.481 --> 00:21:58.025
Probably 'cause we were kids
and we didn't have phones.
447
00:21:58.108 --> 00:22:00.361
- And then you became a very famous kid.
- Right.
448
00:22:00.444 --> 00:22:02.404
And then I did, like...
449
00:22:02.488 --> 00:22:04.573
- I walked into that one, didn't I?
- ...instant message you.
450
00:22:04.657 --> 00:22:06.367
- You didn't respond so I think...
- I don't think that's how--
451
00:22:06.450 --> 00:22:08.202
You are, like, a fancy doctor now.
452
00:22:08.786 --> 00:22:11.747
Yeah. I am. I'm a cardiothoracic surgeon.
453
00:22:11.831 --> 00:22:13.123
- That's right.
- Yeah.
454
00:22:13.207 --> 00:22:17.461
- How did you know that, Joe?
- Just you've always been doctor-like.
455
00:22:17.545 --> 00:22:19.338
Huh. Did you stalk my Instagram?
456
00:22:19.421 --> 00:22:20.714
No.
457
00:22:20.798 --> 00:22:21.966
I looked once.
458
00:22:22.842 --> 00:22:24.009
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
459
00:22:24.093 --> 00:22:25.970
I kinda knew you'd become a doctor.
460
00:22:26.053 --> 00:22:28.848
I remember in science class
when we had to dissect that pig.
461
00:22:28.931 --> 00:22:32.059
Everyone was freaking out,
and you just cut that thing up like a pro.
462
00:22:32.142 --> 00:22:35.354
Yeah. I remember that.
You threw up in my JanSport.
463
00:22:35.437 --> 00:22:36.981
- No. I did not.
- In the middle of the classroom.
464
00:22:37.064 --> 00:22:38.482
Yes, you did. I held your hair.
465
00:22:38.566 --> 00:22:41.527
I remember you were
my only lab partner, so...
466
00:22:41.610 --> 00:22:44.196
What are you, um, doing on this train?
467
00:22:44.280 --> 00:22:46.323
Are you going to a convention for...
468
00:22:46.907 --> 00:22:49.285
hear... heart... heartio... Cardio?
469
00:22:49.368 --> 00:22:50.661
- Vertigo?
- No. Cardiothoracic.
470
00:22:50.744 --> 00:22:52.288
- Right. That's what it is.
- It's fine.
471
00:22:52.371 --> 00:22:54.456
Uh, no, I'm not. I'm, um...
472
00:22:55.332 --> 00:22:56.333
I...
473
00:22:57.793 --> 00:22:59.169
I'm going through a breakup.
474
00:22:59.753 --> 00:23:04.300
So it inspired
this kind of emo Euro trip thing.
475
00:23:04.383 --> 00:23:06.385
- By yourself?
- Lame?
476
00:23:06.468 --> 00:23:08.762
No, it's actually quite brave.
477
00:23:09.388 --> 00:23:11.307
Oh. Thanks.
478
00:23:12.766 --> 00:23:15.603
We'll be arriving at
our final destination in ten minutes.
479
00:23:15.686 --> 00:23:17.187
All right. Um...
480
00:23:17.897 --> 00:23:19.648
- I should probably go get my--
- Okay.
481
00:23:19.732 --> 00:23:22.276
- It was good to see you. Uh...
- Yeah. It was really good to see you.
482
00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:23.944
Doctor.
483
00:23:24.028 --> 00:23:26.071
- Yeah. But...
- Yeah.
484
00:23:26.572 --> 00:23:27.948
Um... Okay.
485
00:23:28.032 --> 00:23:29.742
I'll s... Bye.
486
00:23:29.825 --> 00:23:31.368
Bye.
487
00:23:41.003 --> 00:23:42.421
- Nick--
- You guys are never gonna believe
488
00:23:42.504 --> 00:23:44.006
who I just ran into.
489
00:23:44.089 --> 00:23:45.341
- Who?
- Lucy Chen.
490
00:23:45.424 --> 00:23:46.592
- From grade school?
- Yeah.
491
00:23:46.675 --> 00:23:48.302
And I feel like we had a connection.
492
00:23:48.969 --> 00:23:51.347
Is that what we're calling it these days?
Connection.
493
00:23:51.430 --> 00:23:52.973
How many connections have
you had this month?
494
00:23:53.057 --> 00:23:54.600
- Hmm.
- Joe can't count that high.
495
00:23:54.683 --> 00:23:56.018
Nice. Yeah.
496
00:23:56.101 --> 00:23:57.895
Funny.
497
00:23:59.813 --> 00:24:03.150
Uh, seeing as we're stuck here, there's
something I wanna talk to you guys about.
498
00:24:03.233 --> 00:24:04.652
Dude, you forgot the mayo.
499
00:24:06.070 --> 00:24:07.446
All right. Hey, mayo it up, brah.
500
00:24:18.958 --> 00:24:21.377
- Hi, Stacy.
- Nicky J, what do you say.
501
00:24:22.628 --> 00:24:25.506
Sonya, I told you to watch
the numbing cream around my mouth.
502
00:24:25.589 --> 00:24:28.300
Stacy. Stacy, you're...
you're calling me because...
503
00:24:28.384 --> 00:24:30.386
Right. Great news!
504
00:24:30.469 --> 00:24:34.807
After the holidays, the promoters want
to extend the tour six months.
505
00:24:34.890 --> 00:24:36.433
You're welcome.
506
00:24:38.602 --> 00:24:40.437
Oh. Wow.
507
00:24:40.521 --> 00:24:41.814
Hey, Nick!
508
00:24:42.648 --> 00:24:44.316
Hey! Down here!
509
00:24:44.984 --> 00:24:47.069
Remember how you spent all that time
reworking the set list,
510
00:24:47.152 --> 00:24:48.320
and we didn't even notice.
511
00:24:48.404 --> 00:24:51.490
Yeah, what's another six months of
you doing all the heavy lifting,
512
00:24:51.573 --> 00:24:54.076
while we goof off and have fun!
513
00:24:54.159 --> 00:24:55.744
I love memes!
514
00:24:56.787 --> 00:24:58.914
Nicky J? Still with me?
515
00:24:58.998 --> 00:25:02.668
Yeah. Um, but I'm gonna have to say no
on extending the tour.
516
00:25:02.751 --> 00:25:06.088
And... And listen. Please don't mention that
it was an option to the brothers, okay?
517
00:25:06.171 --> 00:25:07.631
Um... What?
518
00:25:07.715 --> 00:25:08.966
Why?
519
00:25:09.049 --> 00:25:10.592
Yeah! Whoo!
520
00:25:13.095 --> 00:25:14.722
They're burnt out from being on the road.
521
00:25:14.805 --> 00:25:17.141
And you know how they hate
to disappoint their fans.
522
00:25:17.766 --> 00:25:20.811
So they would never say no,
but they really need a break.
523
00:25:21.437 --> 00:25:22.479
Hmm.
524
00:25:23.063 --> 00:25:24.231
Okay, fine.
525
00:25:24.857 --> 00:25:28.902
Sonya. Can you please put some of
that numbing cream on my heart?
526
00:25:29.486 --> 00:25:31.488
Because Nick Jonas just broke it.
527
00:25:31.572 --> 00:25:33.157
No, not really.
Just doing a thing.
528
00:25:34.074 --> 00:25:36.660
Okay. I'm hanging up now, Stacy.
We're almost in Paris.
529
00:25:39.246 --> 00:25:41.248
Now approaching
our final destination,
530
00:25:41.331 --> 00:25:43.333
- Amsterdam.
- What?
531
00:25:54.011 --> 00:25:55.763
Who gets on the wrong train?
532
00:25:55.846 --> 00:25:59.141
He was probably on his phone
asking Mom what she had for breakfast.
533
00:25:59.224 --> 00:26:00.893
Okay. Be nice to me
or I'm not paying for college.
534
00:26:00.976 --> 00:26:02.311
But what did she have?
535
00:26:02.394 --> 00:26:04.271
Thanks for holding down the fort, Mom.
Yeah, I'm warm.
536
00:26:04.354 --> 00:26:06.982
I'm wearing my scarf.
I... I'm hanging up now. Love you.
537
00:26:07.066 --> 00:26:10.152
So wait, now you have
to find a flight out of Amsterdam?
538
00:26:10.235 --> 00:26:12.571
Yeah, yeah. It's fine. I just...
539
00:26:12.654 --> 00:26:14.782
Let me figure this out,
I'll call you back in a little bit.
540
00:26:14.865 --> 00:26:17.743
- Malti, I love you. I love you so much.
- Just get home for Christmas, Gaga.
541
00:26:17.826 --> 00:26:18.827
We love you.
542
00:26:21.914 --> 00:26:23.957
No. You don't get to groan.
543
00:26:24.041 --> 00:26:25.417
- Why?
- Because this is your fault.
544
00:26:25.501 --> 00:26:28.295
Okay, how is this my fault?
We all got on the same train.
545
00:26:28.378 --> 00:26:29.630
Yeah, you were supposed to double-check.
546
00:26:29.713 --> 00:26:31.840
Yeah. And you're the uptight,
responsible one.
547
00:26:31.924 --> 00:26:33.592
That's right.
You're the uptight, responsible one.
548
00:26:33.675 --> 00:26:34.676
You're the lovable tramp.
549
00:26:34.760 --> 00:26:36.428
- And I'm the relatable--
- Human cardboard?
550
00:26:36.512 --> 00:26:38.263
Hmm. Forgettable curly?
551
00:26:38.347 --> 00:26:40.140
The world's most unlikely rock star?
552
00:26:40.224 --> 00:26:42.267
Not Nick or Joe.
553
00:26:42.351 --> 00:26:44.103
The one that still lives in New Jersey.
554
00:26:44.186 --> 00:26:46.313
Ah. Good one, tramp.
555
00:26:46.396 --> 00:26:48.816
I was gonna say handsome,
relatable everyman, but fine.
556
00:26:50.067 --> 00:26:52.277
- Oh, gosh. Cassidy.
- Oh.
557
00:26:52.361 --> 00:26:55.572
Hey, Cassidy. Uh, please tell me
you got us a flight out of Amsterdam.
558
00:26:55.656 --> 00:26:58.951
Not yet.
I mean, it is two days before Christmas
559
00:26:59.034 --> 00:27:01.328
and Dutch people travel a lot.
560
00:27:01.829 --> 00:27:04.915
Probably because they get four weeks
paid vacation guaranteed by law.
561
00:27:04.998 --> 00:27:07.000
Oh, my God.
562
00:27:07.876 --> 00:27:10.129
Should Cassidy be moving to Amsterdam?
563
00:27:10.712 --> 00:27:11.713
Yes.
564
00:27:11.797 --> 00:27:13.966
Cassidy. Can we focus real quick, please.
565
00:27:14.049 --> 00:27:16.343
Sorry. I have you on standby
at literally every single airline.
566
00:27:16.426 --> 00:27:18.512
I'm sure something will come through
by the morning.
567
00:27:18.595 --> 00:27:21.473
Okay. All right. If we get out in the
morning, then we can still make it home
568
00:27:21.557 --> 00:27:23.642
- in time for Christmas Eve dinner.
- That's not that bad. So, uh...
569
00:27:23.725 --> 00:27:25.018
Where are we gonna stay tonight?
570
00:27:27.062 --> 00:27:29.690
How is this the only hotel room
in the entire city?
571
00:27:29.773 --> 00:27:32.568
Tripadvisor just says "Don't".
572
00:27:36.363 --> 00:27:37.406
Lock the door.
573
00:27:37.489 --> 00:27:38.490
Yeah.
574
00:27:40.325 --> 00:27:42.578
- The lock is just two pieces of string.
- Tie it tight.
575
00:27:42.661 --> 00:27:44.204
- Tie it tighter.
- Need me to do it?
576
00:27:44.288 --> 00:27:46.164
No, I can do... a sailor's knot.
577
00:27:47.791 --> 00:27:49.167
- Okay.
- Okay, well I'm definitely sleeping
578
00:27:49.251 --> 00:27:52.296
- with the passport pack on tonight.
- You don't need to sleep with the pack on.
579
00:27:52.379 --> 00:27:55.215
For the uptight, responsible one,
you're very lax about passport safety.
580
00:27:55.299 --> 00:27:56.300
I call middle.
581
00:27:56.383 --> 00:27:58.427
You can't just call middle
while I'm talking about the pack.
582
00:27:58.510 --> 00:27:59.970
Well, yes I can. I'm older and I'm taller.
583
00:28:00.053 --> 00:28:01.054
My shoulders are broader.
584
00:28:01.138 --> 00:28:02.431
No, they're... Your shoulders?
Absolutely not.
585
00:28:02.514 --> 00:28:04.391
There are literally websites
dedicated to my shoulders.
586
00:28:04.474 --> 00:28:06.518
- No. There's no chance.
- Let's see. Right now.
587
00:28:06.602 --> 00:28:08.312
- Back to back.
- Look, Nick.
588
00:28:08.395 --> 00:28:11.481
Guys, would you please shut up. I'm trying
to figure out how to get us home.
589
00:28:11.565 --> 00:28:12.941
'Cause Cassidy's not it.
590
00:28:15.193 --> 00:28:16.194
Joe.
591
00:28:16.278 --> 00:28:18.113
Sorry. It's just somebody sent me a video
592
00:28:18.196 --> 00:28:20.198
of an octopus who loves
to watch Vanderpump Villa.
593
00:28:21.325 --> 00:28:23.702
Oh, my God. This is good, look.
Oh, that's not it.
594
00:28:23.785 --> 00:28:28.081
- What's going on, family?
- That's Nick's buddy from Broadway.
595
00:28:28.165 --> 00:28:31.209
I'm coming at you live from Air Ethan.
We're headed to Amsterdam.
596
00:28:31.293 --> 00:28:32.794
- To Amsterdam?
- Happy holidays, all.
597
00:28:32.878 --> 00:28:34.004
On his private plane.
598
00:28:34.087 --> 00:28:36.298
I'm gonna be performing
my intimate Christmas show.
599
00:28:36.381 --> 00:28:38.008
Eggnog with an EGOT.
600
00:28:38.091 --> 00:28:41.845
And then we're headed back to New York
on my plane for Christmas with the crew.
601
00:28:41.929 --> 00:28:44.598
Um... okay. Well, this is obviously perfect.
602
00:28:44.681 --> 00:28:46.808
No. Ethan is not going to let us
on his plane.
603
00:28:46.892 --> 00:28:48.310
- Why?
- 'Cause he hates me.
604
00:28:48.393 --> 00:28:50.687
First day of rehearsal
for Home Alone: The Musical,
605
00:28:50.771 --> 00:28:52.522
I walked in and said,
"Hey, you're doing great, kid."
606
00:28:52.606 --> 00:28:54.358
He said, "Don't call me a kid,
you old man." I'm like,
607
00:28:54.441 --> 00:28:57.361
"Chill, bro. I'm literally playing
your dad in the show, you are my kid."
608
00:28:57.444 --> 00:29:00.530
And it's a weird casting choice.
But the point is, he hates me.
609
00:29:00.614 --> 00:29:01.949
That was, like, a hundred years ago.
610
00:29:02.032 --> 00:29:04.743
Guys. It's not gonna happen. Let it go.
611
00:29:05.661 --> 00:29:06.870
Okay, Nick.
612
00:29:06.954 --> 00:29:10.415
Joseph, do you think Nick abandoning Malti
at Christmas is gonna scar her for life?
613
00:29:11.333 --> 00:29:13.585
Well, maybe not for life.
But she is so young that I feel like
614
00:29:13.669 --> 00:29:16.129
- she'll be in therapy...
- Oh, my God. Okay, let's go see Ethan.
615
00:29:16.213 --> 00:29:17.547
- Yes.
- And try to get on his plane.
616
00:29:17.631 --> 00:29:18.757
Nice.
617
00:29:24.763 --> 00:29:26.765
And I said, "Kristin Chenoweth,
618
00:29:26.848 --> 00:29:29.559
I think this is the best Christmas ham
I've ever tasted."
619
00:29:29.643 --> 00:29:31.853
That's what I said.
620
00:29:31.937 --> 00:29:34.272
Man, crazy times on Broadway.
621
00:29:35.440 --> 00:29:36.525
He's so charming.
622
00:29:37.234 --> 00:29:38.485
That's not...
623
00:29:39.152 --> 00:29:40.779
Could that possibly be the Jonas Brothers?
624
00:29:42.823 --> 00:29:44.032
- Hey.
- Hi.
625
00:29:44.116 --> 00:29:45.826
Guilty as charged. Hey, everyone.
626
00:29:45.909 --> 00:29:46.952
- Nick!
- Hey, Ethan.
627
00:29:47.035 --> 00:29:49.287
So sweet of you to come to my show, man.
628
00:29:49.371 --> 00:29:51.957
That is cool of you.
That is big of you, man.
629
00:29:52.040 --> 00:29:53.959
You know what, Nick,
why don't you come on up here?
630
00:29:54.042 --> 00:29:55.127
Oh, yeah!
631
00:29:55.210 --> 00:29:56.795
- Oh, I... I...
- Plane. Plane.
632
00:29:57.838 --> 00:29:58.839
- Great idea.
- I would love to.
633
00:29:58.922 --> 00:30:01.091
- Yeah.
- Get us home. Come on.
634
00:30:01.174 --> 00:30:02.342
Get up there.
635
00:30:02.426 --> 00:30:03.885
Nick Jonas.
636
00:30:03.969 --> 00:30:05.887
What a treat. Nick.
637
00:30:05.971 --> 00:30:07.931
- Hey. Ethan.
- Nicky, man. Good to see you too.
638
00:30:08.015 --> 00:30:09.599
- You got this.
- Make us proud.
639
00:30:09.683 --> 00:30:11.351
Oh, can I have two of those please?
Thank you.
640
00:30:11.435 --> 00:30:13.395
Most of you probably know this already.
641
00:30:13.478 --> 00:30:16.732
Uh... Nick and I starred together
in Home Alone: The Musical.
642
00:30:16.815 --> 00:30:21.445
I, of course, played Kevin McCallister
and Nick obviously played my dad.
643
00:30:22.029 --> 00:30:24.322
Uh... Well, you know, it's Broadway.
644
00:30:24.406 --> 00:30:28.326
So you really suspend disbelief and...
And Ethan was playing younger,
645
00:30:28.410 --> 00:30:30.287
I was playing older, obviously.
646
00:30:30.370 --> 00:30:33.957
And they even had to add some gray
to my temple just to really sell it.
647
00:30:34.041 --> 00:30:35.333
Did they? They did?
648
00:30:35.834 --> 00:30:36.918
They absolutely did.
649
00:30:37.002 --> 00:30:38.211
- Oh, it just... Oh...
- You know they did.
650
00:30:38.295 --> 00:30:40.380
It's just I'm seeing some smile lines
that sell it just fine.
651
00:30:40.464 --> 00:30:42.174
- Oh.
- Ah, come on!
652
00:30:42.257 --> 00:30:44.051
Pow! I'm teasing you, man.
653
00:30:44.134 --> 00:30:46.428
- That's funny.
- Hey, Nick. Hey, Nick. Come on.
654
00:30:46.511 --> 00:30:48.722
- Shall we do our big song?
- Oh, I don't think they want to see that.
655
00:30:48.805 --> 00:30:52.100
They don't... Of course they do.
It's the title song in the show.
656
00:30:52.184 --> 00:30:54.019
Yeah! Let's hear it!
657
00:30:54.102 --> 00:30:56.646
If you don't remember the words,
I can make them really big on your phone.
658
00:30:56.730 --> 00:30:59.149
Oh. No, no, no. The vision's just fine.
Twenty-twenty, bud.
659
00:30:59.232 --> 00:31:00.317
- Oh, good.
- Yeah, but listen, hey,
660
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:01.902
if you wanna take the key down, I get it.
661
00:31:01.985 --> 00:31:05.030
It's 'cause I know there was a lot
of times in our run where those...
662
00:31:05.113 --> 00:31:07.324
those high notes were
a little tough to get to.
663
00:31:08.575 --> 00:31:09.826
Oh, don't say that.
664
00:31:10.660 --> 00:31:13.330
- I'm good, man. I'm good with the key.
- Oh, he's good. Let's just play the song.
665
00:31:13.413 --> 00:31:15.791
- All right, just play the song.
- Go ahead. Play the song.
666
00:31:15.874 --> 00:31:17.751
God.
667
00:31:17.834 --> 00:31:18.877
All right, here we go.
668
00:31:30.514 --> 00:31:32.224
♪ Home Alone ♪
669
00:31:34.226 --> 00:31:37.896
♪ Being home alone ♪
670
00:31:37.979 --> 00:31:43.276
♪ Is like being home with no ♪
671
00:31:43.360 --> 00:31:45.737
♪ With no people ♪
672
00:31:46.321 --> 00:31:50.242
♪ I was alone
'Cause there were no people ♪
673
00:31:50.951 --> 00:31:52.244
♪ At all ♪
674
00:31:52.327 --> 00:31:56.665
♪ They say home is where ♪
675
00:31:56.748 --> 00:32:01.169
♪ The heart lives at, not over there ♪
676
00:32:01.253 --> 00:32:04.089
♪ I learned what I should cherish ♪
677
00:32:04.172 --> 00:32:05.340
I grew from the hurt.
678
00:32:05.924 --> 00:32:07.843
I can't believe this show
only ran three weeks.
679
00:32:07.926 --> 00:32:08.927
I can.
680
00:32:09.594 --> 00:32:14.808
♪ Oh, when you turn my age ♪
681
00:32:14.891 --> 00:32:19.437
♪ The love carries more weight ♪
682
00:32:19.521 --> 00:32:22.357
♪ My heart was so heavy ♪
683
00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:28.738
♪ My apology
I was a bad daddy to you ♪
684
00:32:28.822 --> 00:32:35.203
- ♪ Oh ♪
- ♪ Oh, I made my family disappear ♪
685
00:32:35.287 --> 00:32:40.125
♪ I lived through
A father's greatest fear ♪
686
00:32:40.208 --> 00:32:42.169
♪ But no more being home alone ♪
687
00:32:42.252 --> 00:32:48.341
♪ It's time that we are all at home
Together ♪
688
00:32:48.425 --> 00:32:53.054
♪ I'll never leave you home alone again ♪
689
00:32:53.138 --> 00:32:55.307
♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪
690
00:32:55.390 --> 00:32:57.642
- Keep it going, keep it going.
- Oh, no.
691
00:32:57.726 --> 00:33:01.897
♪ I will never leave you
Home alone again ♪
692
00:33:01.980 --> 00:33:05.358
♪ I don't wanna be home alone again ♪
693
00:33:05.442 --> 00:33:06.526
- He's doing it.
- Stop.
694
00:33:06.610 --> 00:33:09.863
- ♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪
- I can't go much higher.
695
00:33:09.946 --> 00:33:15.118
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, home alone again ♪
696
00:33:15.202 --> 00:33:17.204
♪ I'll never leave you home alone ♪
697
00:33:17.287 --> 00:33:18.371
What are you doing? Stop!
698
00:33:18.455 --> 00:33:20.123
♪ You will never be home
On your own, again ♪
699
00:33:20.207 --> 00:33:27.214
- ♪ Oh, I don't wanna be home alone again ♪
- ♪ Alone again ♪
700
00:33:28.798 --> 00:33:31.468
Stop, stop, stop, stop. Stop.
701
00:33:31.551 --> 00:33:34.638
You knew.
You knew exactly what you were doing.
702
00:33:34.721 --> 00:33:37.974
Because you know what you are, Nick Jonas?
You are sick.
703
00:33:38.058 --> 00:33:40.936
- Okay, just--
- To track me down, in Amsterdam,
704
00:33:41.019 --> 00:33:42.437
- so you could come up here...
- No, this is bad.
705
00:33:42.520 --> 00:33:44.773
...and embarrass me in front of
the people who love me most,
706
00:33:44.856 --> 00:33:49.319
because you can't stand that your time
in the sun is up.
707
00:33:49.986 --> 00:33:52.280
- That's mean.
- And I am about to have
708
00:33:52.364 --> 00:33:53.698
a double EGOT.
709
00:33:53.782 --> 00:33:58.703
Emmy, Emmy, Grammy, Grammy, Oscar,
Oscar, Tony, Tony. E-E, G-G, O-O, T-T.
710
00:33:58.787 --> 00:34:01.957
This is the worst city.
And you are the worst Jonas brother.
711
00:34:02.749 --> 00:34:03.750
Justin!
712
00:34:05.210 --> 00:34:06.878
- You're my hero!
- Thank you.
713
00:34:09.631 --> 00:34:12.384
That's live theater for you.
Anything can happen, right?
714
00:34:15.136 --> 00:34:17.514
- No plane?
- No plane.
715
00:34:33.530 --> 00:34:35.156
Are you, uh, stalking me?
716
00:34:35.240 --> 00:34:37.742
Lucy? What are you doing here?
717
00:34:37.826 --> 00:34:41.955
Well, I was... I was trying to
watch an Ethan Lloyd Monroe show,
718
00:34:42.038 --> 00:34:44.874
but that happened instead.
719
00:34:45.500 --> 00:34:47.252
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
720
00:34:47.335 --> 00:34:49.504
I'm wondering if I can get a refund
or something. 'Cause I'm--
721
00:34:49.587 --> 00:34:51.881
You know, I could probably
give you Nick's Venmo.
722
00:34:51.965 --> 00:34:53.591
- Yeah.
- And you could just bill him.
723
00:34:53.675 --> 00:34:56.761
- Okay, great. Yeah. That's... That's good.
- That work?
724
00:34:58.179 --> 00:35:00.890
Uh, it's actually good that it ended early
725
00:35:00.974 --> 00:35:03.184
'cause I have this, like,
awesome Amsterdam bucket list.
726
00:35:03.268 --> 00:35:06.021
And there's this one thing that I
didn't know if I was gonna have time for,
727
00:35:06.104 --> 00:35:08.398
and now I have time.
728
00:35:08.481 --> 00:35:10.317
So, I think I'm gonna do that.
729
00:35:11.401 --> 00:35:13.028
Do you want company for this thing?
730
00:35:13.653 --> 00:35:16.948
Uh... Well, you don't know
what the thing is.
731
00:35:17.574 --> 00:35:19.909
- That's fine.
- Yeah, I w...
732
00:35:19.993 --> 00:35:21.995
- Yeah, I would love for you to come.
- Yes, Okay, great.
733
00:35:22.078 --> 00:35:24.122
- I will... I'll text my brothers.
- Hmm.
734
00:35:24.205 --> 00:35:25.749
Okay, I'll text my mom.
735
00:35:25.832 --> 00:35:27.459
I... I'm kidding.
736
00:35:27.542 --> 00:35:29.294
- I'll just go grab my jacket.
- Okay, that's fine.
737
00:35:39.554 --> 00:35:42.223
Is that what we're calling it these days?
A connection.
738
00:35:42.849 --> 00:35:45.310
How many girls have
you connected with this month?
739
00:35:45.393 --> 00:35:47.896
You're a worthless party boy
who doesn't deserve love.
740
00:35:47.979 --> 00:35:49.439
I agree.
741
00:36:09.417 --> 00:36:13.254
Uh, do you know the "Oops, I Did It Again"
music video dance still?
742
00:36:13.338 --> 00:36:15.173
Yes, obviously. I'm not a loser.
743
00:36:16.341 --> 00:36:18.718
- It's like... I can't...
- That's not... Nah, you don't know it.
744
00:36:18.802 --> 00:36:20.470
Okay, I know it in... I know it in my mind,
745
00:36:20.553 --> 00:36:22.972
- but I physically can't do it.
- Right.
746
00:36:23.056 --> 00:36:26.893
So, is your ex a doctor as well?
747
00:36:26.976 --> 00:36:28.395
Okay, then.
748
00:36:28.478 --> 00:36:30.146
Um, yeah.
749
00:36:30.730 --> 00:36:32.649
We were best friends. It was nice.
750
00:36:32.732 --> 00:36:35.276
And the hardest thing I ever had
to do was admit that I,
751
00:36:35.360 --> 00:36:37.195
um, was not in love with him.
752
00:36:38.029 --> 00:36:40.198
Oh. So, you... you broke up with him?
753
00:36:40.740 --> 00:36:41.741
Yeah.
754
00:36:43.118 --> 00:36:46.121
If you don't feel as bad
for me anymore, I understand.
755
00:36:46.204 --> 00:36:47.247
I do.
756
00:36:47.330 --> 00:36:50.834
I've got a few
bad break-ups under my belt as well.
757
00:36:52.085 --> 00:36:53.128
Yeah.
758
00:36:54.170 --> 00:36:56.214
I'm not sure what to do here.
759
00:36:56.297 --> 00:36:58.883
Like, do people pretend not to know
760
00:36:58.967 --> 00:37:01.469
literally everything about
your personal life? Or like...
761
00:37:01.553 --> 00:37:05.557
And then do you pretend not to know
that they're pretending not to know?
762
00:37:06.725 --> 00:37:08.476
Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes.
763
00:37:09.310 --> 00:37:12.021
That's so weird.
764
00:37:12.105 --> 00:37:14.482
- I'm sorry. Yeah.
- It's weird. Yeah.
765
00:37:15.442 --> 00:37:18.695
Um, but the good news is
this looks like a good spot.
766
00:37:18.778 --> 00:37:20.864
Looks good for what exactly?
767
00:37:20.947 --> 00:37:22.157
For swimming.
768
00:37:22.240 --> 00:37:23.450
Mmm. Right.
769
00:37:25.243 --> 00:37:27.704
So, just the same old Lucy,
except you're crazy now.
770
00:37:27.787 --> 00:37:29.873
It's called Nieuwjaarsduik.
771
00:37:29.956 --> 00:37:32.834
It's a Dutch New Years tradition for,
like, new beginnings.
772
00:37:32.917 --> 00:37:36.004
And I'm not gonna be here on New Years.
So, we're just gonna have to do it now.
773
00:37:38.882 --> 00:37:41.801
Come on, pretty boy. The cold water
will be good for your pores.
774
00:37:42.969 --> 00:37:45.346
Okay. Fine.
775
00:37:45.430 --> 00:37:48.016
Can't believe I'm doing this.
776
00:37:48.099 --> 00:37:49.976
Let me just hang up
my super cool passport pack.
777
00:37:51.644 --> 00:37:53.730
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
778
00:37:55.273 --> 00:37:56.274
Book a new flight.
779
00:37:56.858 --> 00:37:58.234
Sorry, I didn't get that.
780
00:37:58.318 --> 00:38:01.446
It's okay. Book a new flight.
781
00:38:02.155 --> 00:38:04.866
One more time.
782
00:38:04.949 --> 00:38:07.368
Book a new flight.
783
00:38:07.452 --> 00:38:09.412
Rent a car.
Is that correct?
784
00:38:09.954 --> 00:38:13.249
That is not correct.
I would like to book a new flight.
785
00:38:13.333 --> 00:38:15.585
Hey, Nick, my main man.
786
00:38:16.252 --> 00:38:21.674
I've been, uh, wanting to talk to you
about something vis-à-vis la música.
787
00:38:21.758 --> 00:38:25.345
"Vis-à-vis la música"?
What am I talking about?
788
00:38:25.428 --> 00:38:28.515
Just rip off the Band-Aid, Kevin.
Um...
789
00:38:28.598 --> 00:38:31.309
Nick, I wanna sing lead in a song.
790
00:38:32.477 --> 00:38:33.770
Is that cool with you guys?
791
00:38:33.853 --> 00:38:35.230
Human cardboard.
792
00:38:35.313 --> 00:38:37.899
- Forgettable curly.
- The world's most unlikely rock star.
793
00:38:37.982 --> 00:38:39.609
The stuff we say to you is so mean,
794
00:38:39.692 --> 00:38:42.028
you don't even have to embellish it
in your memory.
795
00:38:46.950 --> 00:38:47.951
You got this.
796
00:38:48.618 --> 00:38:52.163
Book a new flight.
797
00:38:52.247 --> 00:38:54.332
If you would like
to hear the menu options again,
798
00:38:54.415 --> 00:38:56.960
- please press nine.
- Nick, can we talk?
799
00:38:57.043 --> 00:38:59.587
Listen, you stupid airplane robot!
800
00:38:59.671 --> 00:39:02.257
You think you're gonna replace us?
That is not the case.
801
00:39:02.340 --> 00:39:05.260
Get me on the phone with a live human
being right now to book me a new flight
802
00:39:05.343 --> 00:39:07.220
so I can get home to be
with my family for Christmas.
803
00:39:07.303 --> 00:39:08.680
What?
804
00:39:08.763 --> 00:39:09.764
Nothing.
805
00:39:09.848 --> 00:39:12.725
I'm sorry,
I didn't get that. Please hold.
806
00:39:20.650 --> 00:39:22.485
Okay. You ready?
807
00:39:23.194 --> 00:39:24.237
Sure.
808
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:26.573
Eén, twee, drie!
809
00:39:32.078 --> 00:39:34.247
- It's so cold.
- It's horrible.
810
00:39:35.123 --> 00:39:36.499
This was your idea.
811
00:39:38.918 --> 00:39:39.919
Go, go, go.
812
00:39:40.003 --> 00:39:41.379
- Joe, come on.
- Wait.
813
00:39:46.384 --> 00:39:48.553
We have to go faster.
He's on a bike.
814
00:39:48.636 --> 00:39:50.847
- Thank you.
- I got it, I got it. Keep going.
815
00:39:51.431 --> 00:39:52.682
It's so cold.
816
00:39:52.765 --> 00:39:55.059
- Okay, we made it.
- I don't know.
817
00:39:57.729 --> 00:39:58.730
Do you think we lost him?
818
00:39:58.813 --> 00:40:00.523
Honestly, I don't think
anybody was chasing us.
819
00:40:03.026 --> 00:40:05.320
- Oh. Laundry day.
- Oh.
820
00:40:10.867 --> 00:40:12.619
- Thank you. Oh.
- Thanks.
821
00:40:13.620 --> 00:40:15.288
- Oh.
- Nice. Well, I did not have
822
00:40:15.371 --> 00:40:17.874
Amsterdam outlaw
on my bingo card for tonight.
823
00:40:19.584 --> 00:40:21.294
- What?
- Nothing.
824
00:40:21.377 --> 00:40:23.296
It's just strange being with you.
825
00:40:23.379 --> 00:40:26.424
Feel like yesterday we were
sneaking into American Pie 2.
826
00:40:27.008 --> 00:40:31.095
But we've also had all these years apart
and I feel like I have a million questions
827
00:40:31.179 --> 00:40:35.308
about what you've been doing and
thinking and feeling and I don't know.
828
00:40:37.435 --> 00:40:40.063
You just feel like my old,
favorite sweater.
829
00:40:41.230 --> 00:40:44.108
But, like, also like a new pair of shoes
that I can't wait to break in.
830
00:40:46.235 --> 00:40:47.779
I don't wanna break you in.
That doesn't make sense.
831
00:40:47.862 --> 00:40:49.489
- That got away from--
- No, I...
832
00:40:50.281 --> 00:40:51.866
I know exactly how you're feeling.
833
00:41:01.125 --> 00:41:03.169
That's Nick. He got us
plane tickets to New York.
834
00:41:03.670 --> 00:41:05.213
I-I-I gotta go.
835
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:07.256
That's amazing.
836
00:41:07.340 --> 00:41:09.717
- Where are you spending the holidays?
- Uh, Brooklyn.
837
00:41:10.551 --> 00:41:11.678
I leave tomorrow afternoon.
838
00:41:11.761 --> 00:41:14.389
My parents are going on
a celebrity cruise with John Stamos.
839
00:41:14.472 --> 00:41:16.808
It's no big deal,
but it'll just be me and my cat.
840
00:41:17.934 --> 00:41:19.727
Oh, I'm gonna be in the city as well.
841
00:41:21.187 --> 00:41:22.313
Really?
842
00:41:22.397 --> 00:41:23.398
Really.
843
00:41:28.444 --> 00:41:33.032
I hope your cat got you
a nice Christmas gift.
844
00:41:37.078 --> 00:41:39.414
Yeah.
845
00:41:39.998 --> 00:41:42.125
Right, okay. I... I gotta go.
846
00:41:42.208 --> 00:41:43.835
Yep. Bye, Joe.
847
00:41:44.460 --> 00:41:45.461
Bye.
848
00:41:59.767 --> 00:42:02.603
♪ Childish ♪
849
00:42:02.687 --> 00:42:07.692
♪ Dancing around like teenagers ♪
850
00:42:07.775 --> 00:42:10.820
♪ Selfish ♪
851
00:42:10.903 --> 00:42:15.074
♪ Shooting her down with no chaser ♪
852
00:42:15.158 --> 00:42:18.619
♪ I'm not for long here ♪
853
00:42:19.328 --> 00:42:24.417
♪ Gotta move on before it starts ♪
854
00:42:24.500 --> 00:42:27.587
♪ Stupid ♪
855
00:42:27.670 --> 00:42:31.841
♪ The Two of Cups not in my cards ♪
856
00:42:33.009 --> 00:42:35.636
♪ Reckless ♪
857
00:42:36.179 --> 00:42:40.016
♪ Cracking the door on what could be ♪
858
00:42:41.100 --> 00:42:43.686
♪ Electric ♪
859
00:42:44.353 --> 00:42:48.483
♪ I'm seeing red, it's too risky ♪
860
00:42:48.566 --> 00:42:50.943
♪ I don't belong here ♪
861
00:42:51.027 --> 00:42:53.029
♪ I don't belong here ♪
862
00:42:53.112 --> 00:42:56.741
♪ That might be a lie I tell myself ♪
863
00:42:57.408 --> 00:43:00.495
♪ 'Cause love is ♪
864
00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:04.749
♪ Throwing pennies into a well ♪
865
00:43:04.832 --> 00:43:07.960
♪ Am I ready to feel something? ♪
866
00:43:09.420 --> 00:43:13.257
♪ 'Cause if I do
Then it's out of my hands ♪
867
00:43:13.341 --> 00:43:16.385
♪ Is it better to feel nothing? ♪
868
00:43:17.595 --> 00:43:21.432
♪ I don't wanna choose
Losing something again ♪
869
00:43:21.516 --> 00:43:23.059
♪ If I feel something ♪
870
00:43:25.561 --> 00:43:27.647
♪ So I feel nothing ♪
871
00:43:31.734 --> 00:43:35.822
♪ Let me down, let me down
Let me down, let me down ♪
872
00:43:35.905 --> 00:43:38.491
♪ Let me down, let me down, let me down ♪
873
00:43:38.574 --> 00:43:40.785
♪ Will you let me down again? ♪
874
00:43:40.868 --> 00:43:42.745
♪ Don't let it begin ♪
875
00:43:42.829 --> 00:43:46.374
♪ So it never ends ♪
876
00:43:46.457 --> 00:43:49.127
♪ Am I ready to feel? ♪
877
00:43:55.258 --> 00:43:56.843
This is my nightmare.
878
00:43:56.926 --> 00:43:58.553
I don't have any clean clothes.
879
00:43:58.636 --> 00:44:01.139
Shipped everything home
except what I needed for
880
00:44:01.222 --> 00:44:03.182
one night of sleep, one day of travel.
881
00:44:03.266 --> 00:44:06.394
But now it's day two of travel so I have
to put back on day one's outfit.
882
00:44:07.436 --> 00:44:09.605
Good thing I packed my emergency robe.
883
00:44:09.689 --> 00:44:11.774
J.Lo called, she wants her dress back.
884
00:44:11.858 --> 00:44:14.402
I can smell all of yesterday's smells.
Don't you hate that?
885
00:44:14.485 --> 00:44:16.612
I can smell that...
...Christmas lady's car.
886
00:44:16.696 --> 00:44:17.905
And the train.
887
00:44:17.989 --> 00:44:21.117
And the fries from the train.
And the mayo from the fries.
888
00:44:21.200 --> 00:44:23.911
Wow, Priyanka really puts up with a lot,
doesn't she?
889
00:44:23.995 --> 00:44:26.956
Yeah, she does.
She's a very patient woman.
890
00:44:30.418 --> 00:44:32.128
- Hi.
- Great job with the door, Kev.
891
00:44:32.712 --> 00:44:35.381
Joe, while you were out
gallivanting around Amsterdam,
892
00:44:35.464 --> 00:44:37.592
I was on the phone
with a lovely ticket agent,
893
00:44:37.675 --> 00:44:39.635
securing seats for us
on a flight home tomorrow.
894
00:44:39.719 --> 00:44:41.137
- That's great.
- Yeah.
895
00:44:41.220 --> 00:44:43.222
So, what's her name?
896
00:44:43.306 --> 00:44:46.142
- Well, that is a very funny story.
- Like he remembers.
897
00:44:47.310 --> 00:44:49.103
Can I get my passport?
I wanna check on it.
898
00:44:49.187 --> 00:44:51.230
Yes, passports. Who's got the passports?
899
00:44:51.314 --> 00:44:53.024
I do 'cause I have the pack.
900
00:44:53.107 --> 00:44:55.026
Feels a bit light, but you know what?
It's right...
901
00:44:55.109 --> 00:44:56.527
It's gone.
902
00:44:56.611 --> 00:44:58.029
They're gone, so...
903
00:44:58.112 --> 00:44:59.113
Great.
904
00:45:05.828 --> 00:45:07.580
Wait.
You lost all three of your passports?
905
00:45:07.663 --> 00:45:09.957
- Are you kidding me?
- We did not lose them.
906
00:45:10.041 --> 00:45:11.918
- Joe lost them.
- Somebody must've stolen them.
907
00:45:12.001 --> 00:45:14.378
Lucky for you, I deal with
this kind of thing all the time.
908
00:45:14.462 --> 00:45:16.881
Hang on just one moment please.
909
00:45:17.882 --> 00:45:21.469
Uh, Siri, what do I do
if I lose my passport abroad?
910
00:45:21.552 --> 00:45:24.180
- Oh, my God.
- Cassidy, uh, we... we can still hear you.
911
00:45:24.263 --> 00:45:25.514
Oh, uh...
912
00:45:25.598 --> 00:45:26.933
I know, I was just talking to Siri,
913
00:45:27.016 --> 00:45:30.061
my colleague that specializes
in passport law.
914
00:45:30.144 --> 00:45:32.688
Sorry, I didn't quite get that.
915
00:45:33.481 --> 00:45:34.774
- Cassidy.
- Okay, fine!
916
00:45:34.857 --> 00:45:37.151
Fine. I wasn't talking to
any of my colleagues
917
00:45:37.235 --> 00:45:38.778
because I am all alone on Christmas.
918
00:45:38.861 --> 00:45:41.239
Oh, my God.
919
00:45:42.198 --> 00:45:43.324
That's it.
920
00:45:43.407 --> 00:45:44.784
Wh... What's it? Cassidy?
921
00:45:44.867 --> 00:45:47.620
My ex is a pilot.
He ditched me so he could fly
922
00:45:47.703 --> 00:45:50.873
Angela Merkel to her favorite spa
in Hamburg.
923
00:45:50.957 --> 00:45:53.251
That is why we broke up.
924
00:45:53.334 --> 00:45:57.421
But if I can get you guys to Germany,
he can probably take you home on his PJ.
925
00:45:57.505 --> 00:46:00.341
Uh, Cassidy,
wh... why didn't you tell us this before?
926
00:46:00.424 --> 00:46:02.760
Well, I didn't think of it.
Probably because he's dead to me.
927
00:46:02.843 --> 00:46:05.137
Have you not been listening to me at all?
928
00:46:05.888 --> 00:46:09.517
Sorry. Uh, now I just have to
get you to Germany.
929
00:46:09.600 --> 00:46:11.852
Most of my drivers
are off for the holidays,
930
00:46:11.936 --> 00:46:14.897
but I'll check
trusty Craigslist Amsterdam.
931
00:46:16.065 --> 00:46:17.066
Here's someone.
932
00:46:17.149 --> 00:46:18.818
Mmm.
933
00:46:18.901 --> 00:46:20.569
He's probably gonna
wanna do stuff to your feet.
934
00:46:20.653 --> 00:46:22.196
- No.
- No.
935
00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:23.364
What kind of stuff?
936
00:46:27.827 --> 00:46:28.953
Dank je wel.
937
00:46:29.036 --> 00:46:30.288
- Merry Christmas.
- Whoo!
938
00:46:30.371 --> 00:46:32.623
Nothing can stop us from
getting home for Christmas now! Whoo!
939
00:46:32.707 --> 00:46:34.000
- Come on.
- We're grown men.
940
00:46:34.083 --> 00:46:35.584
And we'll drive ourselves to Hamburg.
941
00:46:37.169 --> 00:46:41.382
Magic!
942
00:46:44.302 --> 00:46:47.096
We should've just let that guy
from Craigslist do stuff to my feet.
943
00:46:56.522 --> 00:46:58.816
The girls are probably
roasting chestnuts right now.
944
00:46:59.650 --> 00:47:01.277
I'm starving.
945
00:47:01.944 --> 00:47:04.530
Oh, my God. Do you think I'm gonna
starve to death out here?
946
00:47:04.613 --> 00:47:06.949
No. I think you're gonna freeze to death.
947
00:47:07.033 --> 00:47:09.744
And Joe and I will be forced
to eat you to survive.
948
00:47:09.827 --> 00:47:11.245
Oh, my God, truck.
949
00:47:11.829 --> 00:47:14.623
- Truck. Shall we hitchhike?
- Are you crazy?
950
00:47:14.707 --> 00:47:15.750
I saw this list that said
951
00:47:15.833 --> 00:47:18.294
hitchhiking is the sixth
most likely way people get killed.
952
00:47:18.377 --> 00:47:20.755
I saw this other list said that
we're the second most punchable band.
953
00:47:20.838 --> 00:47:22.548
Put those lists together,
whoever's driving that truck's
954
00:47:22.631 --> 00:47:24.842
- gonna punch us to death.
- No. No.
955
00:47:24.925 --> 00:47:25.926
- Stop!
- Nope.
956
00:47:26.010 --> 00:47:27.053
Nick, what are you doing?
957
00:47:27.136 --> 00:47:29.513
- Getting us home.
- Don't look at the guy. Don't look at him.
958
00:47:37.146 --> 00:47:39.106
Duolingo, 48 day streak.
959
00:47:39.190 --> 00:47:41.484
I speak English. Hi.
960
00:47:41.567 --> 00:47:43.944
And I, uh, I happen to be
going right through Hamburg.
961
00:47:44.028 --> 00:47:45.404
Have we met before?
962
00:47:45.488 --> 00:47:49.825
No, of course not. No, I-I've never
put a spell on you.
963
00:47:50.618 --> 00:47:54.121
- What?
- I said I've never met you.
964
00:47:54.622 --> 00:47:58.376
Okay? Okay. Two in the back
and one up here with me.
965
00:47:59.502 --> 00:48:00.503
Okay. So...
966
00:48:02.630 --> 00:48:04.465
Of course, I have to sit
with the murderer.
967
00:48:05.383 --> 00:48:07.218
Smells amazing. What is that?
968
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:08.803
600 Christmas trees.
969
00:48:12.014 --> 00:48:17.019
Don't worry, I, um,
went light on the whiskey today.
970
00:48:17.103 --> 00:48:19.605
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
971
00:48:19.688 --> 00:48:21.399
It's just peppermint tea.
972
00:48:21.482 --> 00:48:23.984
So, uh... How did you
and your brothers end up
973
00:48:24.068 --> 00:48:26.237
stranded in Germany on Christmas Eve?
974
00:48:26.320 --> 00:48:29.156
Good question.
Uh, we were on tour in Europe.
975
00:48:29.240 --> 00:48:31.200
Um, we're in a band together.
976
00:48:31.283 --> 00:48:35.246
A band of brothers. Huh.
Oh, like the Bee Gees.
977
00:48:35.329 --> 00:48:37.498
Oh, that-that sounds fun.
978
00:48:39.166 --> 00:48:40.292
It can be.
979
00:48:42.461 --> 00:48:44.088
No, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'm...
980
00:48:44.171 --> 00:48:47.883
I-I am so grateful that there are
some people that love our music,
981
00:48:47.967 --> 00:48:52.805
and that we're still doing this
after all these years.
982
00:48:53.514 --> 00:48:54.515
But it's family,
983
00:48:55.391 --> 00:48:58.352
and, you know, being around your family
all the time, it's...
984
00:48:58.853 --> 00:49:00.646
It's tough.
985
00:49:00.729 --> 00:49:03.399
We got our big break
when we were just kids.
986
00:49:03.482 --> 00:49:07.194
And right away we kind of locked
into these very specific roles.
987
00:49:07.778 --> 00:49:10.531
And we're-we're great at them,
that's why this works.
988
00:49:10.614 --> 00:49:15.661
But mine is planning, and worrying,
and obsessing over every little detail.
989
00:49:15.744 --> 00:49:19.290
And it just feels like
by trying to keep us on our A game,
990
00:49:20.374 --> 00:49:25.296
I've gotten stuck
being kind of, uh, annoying.
991
00:49:26.714 --> 00:49:30.509
And...
...it's driving me insane actually.
992
00:49:32.470 --> 00:49:33.596
Does that make any sense?
993
00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:35.723
Mmm. Mmm. Not really, no.
994
00:49:36.765 --> 00:49:39.768
But... [stammers] ...I don't really
have anyone who drives me insane.
995
00:49:39.852 --> 00:49:41.187
- Braggy.
- Well, no, it's just...
996
00:49:41.270 --> 00:49:43.522
...I live a very solitary life.
997
00:49:43.606 --> 00:49:45.900
My-My home is very remote,
998
00:49:45.983 --> 00:49:49.737
and, uh, my work is all-consuming.
999
00:49:50.321 --> 00:49:54.658
I just try and bring people joy
with my yearly deliveries of, um,
1000
00:49:54.742 --> 00:49:56.243
you know, Christmas trees.
1001
00:49:57.745 --> 00:50:00.664
- That's actually really nice.
- Well, it can be.
1002
00:50:00.748 --> 00:50:05.169
Most of the time, I'm-I'm on the outside
looking in through the window.
1003
00:50:05.252 --> 00:50:06.253
Hmm.
1004
00:50:06.337 --> 00:50:10.799
Yeah, this lone wolf has always
daydreamed about being part of a pack.
1005
00:50:15.638 --> 00:50:17.765
Yeah.
1006
00:50:17.848 --> 00:50:22.102
Would you mind pulling over?
I just wanna go check on my brothers.
1007
00:50:22.186 --> 00:50:23.187
Oh, yeah.
1008
00:50:26.065 --> 00:50:27.066
Why are we stopping?
1009
00:50:27.149 --> 00:50:28.150
I don't know.
1010
00:50:33.781 --> 00:50:38.452
Never trust a cheap spell
to do a man's job.
1011
00:50:39.203 --> 00:50:40.496
You all right?
1012
00:50:40.579 --> 00:50:43.415
Yeah. Just wanted some fresh air.
1013
00:50:54.218 --> 00:50:55.719
You know what this reminds me of?
1014
00:50:55.803 --> 00:50:58.681
Yeah. Those old days
with Dad driving us to gigs?
1015
00:51:01.058 --> 00:51:02.351
Back of the minivan.
1016
00:51:02.434 --> 00:51:05.521
Cramped in the back seat, trying not to
throw up from Dad's terrible driving.
1017
00:51:08.482 --> 00:51:10.859
Didn't Dad cut down a Christmas tree
one year for Christmas?
1018
00:51:10.943 --> 00:51:12.778
- Think so, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- There was spiders in it.
1019
00:51:12.861 --> 00:51:14.280
There was, like, spiders everywhere.
1020
00:51:14.363 --> 00:51:15.698
- Spiders. I remember that.
- Yeah.
1021
00:51:15.781 --> 00:51:17.533
I remember Dad
in our little apartment in Dallas--
1022
00:51:17.616 --> 00:51:20.578
Pulling out each ornament, one by one,
telling a story about it.
1023
00:51:20.661 --> 00:51:22.288
- He was making those stories up.
- For sure.
1024
00:51:22.371 --> 00:51:24.623
"This is from New Zealand." It's like,
"When have you been to New Zealand?"
1025
00:51:27.334 --> 00:51:29.753
- Oh, yes, a very Kiwi Christmas.
- Yeah.
1026
00:51:37.136 --> 00:51:42.850
♪ Memory
Memory's a tap on the glass ♪
1027
00:51:44.059 --> 00:51:46.979
♪ Just asking questions ♪
1028
00:51:47.062 --> 00:51:52.484
♪ Every
Every ripple in our past ♪
1029
00:51:53.736 --> 00:51:56.196
♪ Had good intentions ♪
1030
00:51:56.280 --> 00:52:02.119
♪ Oh, you can make new friends
But not old ♪
1031
00:52:02.870 --> 00:52:04.955
♪ 'Cause they won't know ♪
1032
00:52:05.039 --> 00:52:08.083
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1033
00:52:08.167 --> 00:52:14.590
♪ Floods my mind
With little images of simpler times ♪
1034
00:52:14.673 --> 00:52:17.343
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1035
00:52:18.052 --> 00:52:23.807
♪ Brings me right back
To the innocence of childish eyes ♪
1036
00:52:23.891 --> 00:52:24.892
♪ Oh ♪
1037
00:52:24.975 --> 00:52:29.730
♪ When fuses weren't so short
And laughing wasn't forced ♪
1038
00:52:29.813 --> 00:52:33.275
♪ The benefit of doubt was yours ♪
1039
00:52:33.942 --> 00:52:36.236
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1040
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:40.741
♪ Makes me remember when
I had the innocence ♪
1041
00:52:41.700 --> 00:52:47.956
♪ To love you without keeping score ♪
1042
00:52:48.040 --> 00:52:50.250
♪ Yeah ♪
1043
00:52:53.212 --> 00:52:55.506
♪ Every "Remember when" ♪
1044
00:52:55.589 --> 00:53:00.094
♪ Makes me remember when
I had the innocence ♪
1045
00:53:00.928 --> 00:53:05.015
♪ To love you without keeping score ♪
1046
00:53:05.099 --> 00:53:06.934
Oh, was it Operation or Monopoly--
1047
00:53:07.017 --> 00:53:09.353
Endless childish games.
I forgot about that.
1048
00:53:10.646 --> 00:53:11.647
Guten Tag.
1049
00:53:14.525 --> 00:53:17.277
Oh, absolutely. Here we go.
1050
00:53:28.956 --> 00:53:32.251
Hi, you've reached Stacy.
Please leave one after the beep.
1051
00:53:32.334 --> 00:53:34.211
Hey, Stacy, it's Nick.
1052
00:53:35.087 --> 00:53:38.799
Look, I've been thinking, uh,
you know, maybe we can extend the tour.
1053
00:53:39.842 --> 00:53:42.386
Look, we-we absolutely love
performing together,
1054
00:53:42.469 --> 00:53:46.056
and when things are good,
they're-they're great.
1055
00:53:46.140 --> 00:53:47.266
I... It's just...
1056
00:53:49.977 --> 00:53:52.938
I think I just need a minute to decide
if we can make this work or not.
1057
00:53:53.021 --> 00:53:57.401
So d-don't say no to the promoters
just yet, okay? All right, bye.
1058
00:53:57.985 --> 00:54:00.112 line:5%
Look, we found fresh clothes.
1059
00:54:04.616 --> 00:54:05.617
"I'm a Düsseldorf girl."
1060
00:54:06.201 --> 00:54:08.287 line:5%
Least it doesn't have
yesterday's smells on it.
1061
00:54:08.871 --> 00:54:10.914 line:5%
Do you get mine? It's pretty funny.
1062
00:54:23.594 --> 00:54:25.512
- Wow.
- It's beautiful.
1063
00:54:26.138 --> 00:54:28.515
Now let's just hope Cassidy's ex
isn't a total freak.
1064
00:54:30.559 --> 00:54:31.602
Hello, gents!
1065
00:54:32.352 --> 00:54:33.687
Damn, son.
1066
00:54:33.771 --> 00:54:35.355
No wonder Cassidy's so heartbroken.
1067
00:54:35.439 --> 00:54:38.442
I'm Gene. It is an absolute honor to
get you guys home for Christmas.
1068
00:54:39.026 --> 00:54:40.027
Hi, Gene.
1069
00:54:40.611 --> 00:54:42.154
Got the usual stuff here.
1070
00:54:42.905 --> 00:54:45.324
I googled some of your favorite snacks.
Hope that's okay.
1071
00:54:45.407 --> 00:54:49.369
Pringles for Nick. Roasted peanuts
for Kevin. Sour Patch Kids, Joe.
1072
00:54:50.621 --> 00:54:54.082
I have a soft spot
for these too.
1073
00:54:54.166 --> 00:54:56.084
Tart and sweet, just like your music.
1074
00:54:57.127 --> 00:54:58.128
You get it.
1075
00:55:09.723 --> 00:55:11.767
Kevin McCallister,
you brilliant, little devil.
1076
00:55:13.727 --> 00:55:15.437
Whoa. Bumpy.
1077
00:55:15.521 --> 00:55:18.482
Probably just a change in pressure.
My main man Gene's all over it.
1078
00:55:23.737 --> 00:55:26.031
Okay. I'm gonna go see what's going on.
1079
00:55:30.202 --> 00:55:32.079
Um, Gene?
1080
00:55:32.162 --> 00:55:33.539
Oh!
1081
00:55:34.206 --> 00:55:35.332
What are you doing?
1082
00:55:35.415 --> 00:55:38.585
My ex, Cassidy, posted a photo
with some guy named Dean. Look at that.
1083
00:55:40.879 --> 00:55:42.214
That's not real though.
1084
00:55:44.716 --> 00:55:48.262
I appreciate you trying
to protect me, Jonas. But I can fix this.
1085
00:55:48.345 --> 00:55:50.764
I just have to post a photo
to make her remember how hot I am.
1086
00:55:50.847 --> 00:55:52.474
These photos suck.
It's too cramped in here.
1087
00:55:52.558 --> 00:55:53.725
You can only see eight of my abs.
1088
00:55:53.809 --> 00:55:55.852
- Wait, you don't have a copilot.
- So we better hurry.
1089
00:55:58.647 --> 00:56:01.108
Gene. Gene, don't you need to,
like, fly the plane?
1090
00:56:01.191 --> 00:56:03.402
It's on autopilot. This is more important.
1091
00:56:03.485 --> 00:56:05.195
- Can you help please?
- What's going on?
1092
00:56:05.279 --> 00:56:06.405
I don't know. This guy's insane.
1093
00:56:06.488 --> 00:56:09.449
I'm not insane. We're taking sexy photos
so I can get my girlfriend back.
1094
00:56:09.533 --> 00:56:11.535
Okay, okay. Let me see. I need to see it.
1095
00:56:12.035 --> 00:56:14.913
Oh, the lighting is terrible in here.
I'm washed out.
1096
00:56:14.997 --> 00:56:16.331
Oh, I got something for you.
1097
00:56:17.666 --> 00:56:19.126
How-How's that gonna help, Joe?
1098
00:56:19.209 --> 00:56:21.420
This is fantastic. What is this?
1099
00:56:21.503 --> 00:56:24.298
Glow by Joe. Cinnamon clove.
1100
00:56:24.381 --> 00:56:26.258
People magazine's sexiest candle
two years running.
1101
00:56:26.341 --> 00:56:28.635
Joe, why are you encouraging this?
We need him to fly the plane.
1102
00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:31.388
Sooner he takes these pictures, the
sooner he gets back to flying this plane.
1103
00:56:31.471 --> 00:56:32.598
Nick, Nick, Nick.
1104
00:56:32.681 --> 00:56:35.475
Hey, I bet if we just land the plane,
you can just call Cassidy...
1105
00:56:35.559 --> 00:56:37.436
- How's the lighting?
- ...and you can apologize.
1106
00:56:39.521 --> 00:56:41.982
Okay, I gotta know.
Is it keto? Intermittent fasting?
1107
00:56:42.608 --> 00:56:43.609
Put your arm down.
1108
00:56:44.192 --> 00:56:45.485
Feedback.
1109
00:56:45.569 --> 00:56:46.862
That looks great. Natural.
1110
00:56:46.945 --> 00:56:48.488
Nick, why's our manager texting you,
1111
00:56:48.572 --> 00:56:51.825
"So psyched you changed your mind
and are open to extending the tour"?
1112
00:56:51.908 --> 00:56:54.369
Yeah, good news.
They want to extend the tour. Congrats.
1113
00:56:54.453 --> 00:56:56.204
Eye on the prize, Nick.
I can't hold this forever.
1114
00:56:56.288 --> 00:56:57.581
Can we talk about this
later please?
1115
00:56:57.664 --> 00:56:59.666
- Seriously?
- But what does she mean by,
1116
00:56:59.750 --> 00:57:02.044
"You changed your mind."
What did you change your mind about?
1117
00:57:02.127 --> 00:57:04.921
Okay, fine. Yes, I did speak to her
yesterday about extending the tour,
1118
00:57:05.005 --> 00:57:07.049
and I lied and said that you guys
weren't up for it.
1119
00:57:07.132 --> 00:57:08.967
- The truth is, I wasn't up for it.
- No, no, no.
1120
00:57:09.051 --> 00:57:11.845
Wait, so you just unilaterally decided
to not extend without talking to us?
1121
00:57:11.928 --> 00:57:13.722
Yes, but I-I took it back. So...
1122
00:57:13.805 --> 00:57:14.806
- No.
- Unbelievable.
1123
00:57:14.890 --> 00:57:17.517
- This isn't working. I look bloated!
- You don't look bloated.
1124
00:57:17.601 --> 00:57:19.227
Why did you make me eat
that Sour Patch Kid?
1125
00:57:19.311 --> 00:57:20.312
- What?
- Let's do another setup.
1126
00:57:20.395 --> 00:57:23.440
- Maybe some waist down shots.
- All right, I'll take 'em.
1127
00:57:24.650 --> 00:57:25.651
Gene!
1128
00:57:26.526 --> 00:57:27.861
- Is he dead?
- He can't be dead.
1129
00:57:27.944 --> 00:57:29.529
If he's dead, we're dead.
1130
00:57:30.322 --> 00:57:31.448
We gotta wake him up. Come on.
1131
00:57:31.531 --> 00:57:33.075
- Gene?
- Dude, Gene, wake up.
1132
00:57:33.158 --> 00:57:34.910
Oh, he's alive. Good.
1133
00:57:34.993 --> 00:57:36.578
- He's not dead.
- Get him up. Get him up.
1134
00:57:36.662 --> 00:57:37.704
Help me.
1135
00:57:40.582 --> 00:57:43.794
- Come on. Come on. Geez. He's so dense.
- Careful.
1136
00:57:43.877 --> 00:57:44.878
Careful.
1137
00:57:44.961 --> 00:57:46.755
- Okay. Get the legs.
- Legs. Come on.
1138
00:57:46.838 --> 00:57:49.091
Come on, watch his foot.
Don't let it hit anything.
1139
00:57:49.841 --> 00:57:51.593
- We gotta wake him up.
- We deactivated auto pilot.
1140
00:57:51.677 --> 00:57:53.095
- We did?
- We did.
1141
00:57:53.178 --> 00:57:54.805
- Then reactivate it!
- I don't know how to do that.
1142
00:57:54.888 --> 00:57:56.640
Okay, uh, nothing works.
1143
00:57:56.723 --> 00:57:58.016
We're losing altitude. Reengage it.
1144
00:57:58.100 --> 00:58:00.018
I don't even know how to drive stick,
what do you mean?
1145
00:58:00.102 --> 00:58:02.604
Gene, wake up. Come on. Come on! Come on!
1146
00:58:03.647 --> 00:58:04.690
Guys, I've got this.
1147
00:58:04.773 --> 00:58:07.317
I know Glen Powell from Top Gun.
1148
00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:09.361
Hold on.
1149
00:58:11.363 --> 00:58:12.864
We're gonna get home for Christmas.
1150
00:58:15.242 --> 00:58:17.202
- Whoa!
- I don't have it. I don't have it.
1151
00:58:17.285 --> 00:58:19.454
- Gene, wake up and fly this plane!
- Pull up.
1152
00:58:19.538 --> 00:58:22.165
- Come on, Gene. We need you!
- Pull up.
1153
00:58:22.249 --> 00:58:23.250
Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.
1154
00:58:23.750 --> 00:58:24.835
Pull up.
1155
00:58:24.918 --> 00:58:25.919
You still have those?
1156
00:58:26.712 --> 00:58:28.004
That one's mine. That one's mine.
1157
00:58:28.088 --> 00:58:29.423
Doesn't matter, just blow.
1158
00:58:31.383 --> 00:58:33.301
No, no. One, two, three.
1159
00:58:34.469 --> 00:58:36.430
It's working. It's working. Keep going.
1160
00:58:37.597 --> 00:58:39.474
Cassidy, I love you! Cassidy!
1161
00:58:39.558 --> 00:58:40.976
- Gene! Fly the plane!
- He's awake!
1162
00:58:41.059 --> 00:58:43.895
Oh, come on!
1163
00:58:45.689 --> 00:58:46.732
That's good.
1164
00:58:46.815 --> 00:58:48.358
Oh, no.
1165
00:58:49.109 --> 00:58:50.777
Uh, Gene, you got this.
1166
00:58:50.861 --> 00:58:52.487
Brace! Brace, guys. Hold on tight.
1167
00:58:52.571 --> 00:58:53.947
Hold on!
1168
00:59:09.629 --> 00:59:12.007
Huh. You did it, Gene. We're alive.
1169
00:59:14.092 --> 00:59:15.385
Whoo!
1170
00:59:15.469 --> 00:59:17.387
What... What's that smell?
1171
00:59:17.471 --> 00:59:18.513
Oh, cinnamon.
1172
00:59:18.597 --> 00:59:19.681
And cloves.
1173
00:59:19.765 --> 00:59:21.558
And pine. I'm definitely getting pine.
1174
00:59:22.142 --> 00:59:23.351
Oh, no.
1175
00:59:25.687 --> 00:59:28.064
- Oh.
- No!
1176
00:59:28.148 --> 00:59:30.525
Oh, oh, okay. Whoa.
1177
00:59:30.609 --> 00:59:31.777
Let's go.
1178
00:59:38.116 --> 00:59:39.367
Two planes in two days.
1179
00:59:40.827 --> 00:59:42.287
Please tell me someone has their phone.
1180
00:59:43.121 --> 00:59:44.456
Maybe they're okay in there?
1181
00:59:45.415 --> 00:59:46.625
Oh, no.
1182
00:59:47.209 --> 00:59:49.252
Why do I never say yes to AppleCare?
1183
00:59:55.967 --> 00:59:57.385
- Sorry about before. Okay?
- Hmm.
1184
00:59:57.469 --> 00:59:59.429
The heart makes us do crazy things.
1185
00:59:59.513 --> 01:00:01.932
Now I'll make us a fire,
build us a shelter.
1186
01:00:02.015 --> 01:00:03.016
Great.
1187
01:00:03.099 --> 01:00:05.560
We'll set up camp
for the night, all right? Good.
1188
01:00:05.644 --> 01:00:06.686
- Let's get it going.
- No.
1189
01:00:07.270 --> 01:00:10.524
No, no, no. We are not
setting up camp with you, Gene.
1190
01:00:11.191 --> 01:00:14.361
We are missing Christmas Eve with our kids
1191
01:00:14.444 --> 01:00:17.572
because you had to take thirst traps
for the weirdest woman in the world.
1192
01:00:17.656 --> 01:00:21.409
I'm gonna stop you right there.
You keep my ex's name out of your mouth.
1193
01:00:21.493 --> 01:00:22.994
- I didn't even say her name.
- Good.
1194
01:00:23.578 --> 01:00:25.413
- Don't say her name.
- But I will now.
1195
01:00:26.414 --> 01:00:27.415
- Cassidy.
- Don't.
1196
01:00:27.499 --> 01:00:29.751
- Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy.
- Guys. Guys...
1197
01:00:29.835 --> 01:00:32.045
- Cassidy, Cassidy, Cassidy.
- You know what? Screw this.
1198
01:00:32.128 --> 01:00:33.129
And screw you, Nick.
1199
01:00:33.213 --> 01:00:35.507
I've always liked Joe's solo music
better than yours anyway.
1200
01:00:35.590 --> 01:00:37.175
- Oh.
- Yeah. You boys are done.
1201
01:00:37.259 --> 01:00:38.718
- Uh, no.
- You're on your own.
1202
01:00:38.802 --> 01:00:40.303
- I'm sorry, man. But...
- Gene.
1203
01:00:40.387 --> 01:00:41.680
I'm going back to my woman.
1204
01:00:41.763 --> 01:00:44.266
- Dude, come on. Please.
- No. I'm gonna find my woman.
1205
01:00:44.349 --> 01:00:45.350
Dude.
1206
01:00:46.142 --> 01:00:48.228
Wow. Way to go, Nick.
1207
01:00:48.311 --> 01:00:50.939
Thanks for telling the one guy
who knows how to survive out here
1208
01:00:51.022 --> 01:00:52.649
that we don't wanna camp with him.
1209
01:00:52.732 --> 01:00:54.401
Another phenomenal unilateral decision.
1210
01:00:54.484 --> 01:00:58.905
Okay. You can't suddenly be mad
at me for making a decision
1211
01:00:58.989 --> 01:01:00.490
when you literally lean on me
1212
01:01:00.574 --> 01:01:02.158
for everything.
1213
01:01:02.242 --> 01:01:03.869
Do you think I like being
the uptight, responsible one?
1214
01:01:03.952 --> 01:01:07.789
No, I don't. But I have to
so that I can take care of you two.
1215
01:01:08.915 --> 01:01:10.041
That is such BS.
1216
01:01:10.125 --> 01:01:12.460
You love to be in control.
1217
01:01:12.544 --> 01:01:14.588
You get off on feeling like
you're better than everybody.
1218
01:01:14.671 --> 01:01:17.048
Which is probably why you make fun
of my personal life so much.
1219
01:01:17.132 --> 01:01:18.425
- What?
- Actually, you do do that, Nick.
1220
01:01:18.508 --> 01:01:20.051
I've been meaning to talk to you about it.
1221
01:01:20.135 --> 01:01:23.346
You do it too. Always joking
about how I'm some vapid womanizer.
1222
01:01:23.430 --> 01:01:26.641
You know, that makes me feel like
I'll never find a real relationship again.
1223
01:01:26.725 --> 01:01:27.976
Which is probably why I didn't tell you
1224
01:01:28.059 --> 01:01:30.103
that I bumped into Lucy again
in Amsterdam.
1225
01:01:30.186 --> 01:01:33.440
Yeah. And I feel like there's something
there, but I'm terrified to go for it.
1226
01:01:33.523 --> 01:01:36.610
Because maybe I'm just this shallow idiot
my brothers say I am.
1227
01:01:42.198 --> 01:01:43.199
I wanna sing.
1228
01:01:45.201 --> 01:01:46.578
- Right now?
- No.
1229
01:01:46.661 --> 01:01:48.121
Lead vocals in a song.
1230
01:01:48.204 --> 01:01:49.664
I've been trying
to tell you guys for days,
1231
01:01:49.748 --> 01:01:52.792
but you guys are such narcissists
you didn't even see me.
1232
01:01:54.502 --> 01:01:58.256
Okay, don't blame your inability
to tell us what you want on us.
1233
01:01:58.340 --> 01:02:00.759
If you wanna sing, of course you can sing.
1234
01:02:00.842 --> 01:02:03.094
Oh, yeah, great.
Another unilateral decision, Nick. Great.
1235
01:02:03.595 --> 01:02:04.971
Okay, so you don't want him to sing?
1236
01:02:05.055 --> 01:02:06.932
I just would like
to be consulted on it first.
1237
01:02:07.015 --> 01:02:09.184
Okay, I thought I could last
six more months with you guys.
1238
01:02:09.267 --> 01:02:10.727
But I can't even last six seconds.
1239
01:02:10.810 --> 01:02:12.729
Me either. I'll find my own way home
to my girls.
1240
01:02:12.812 --> 01:02:14.105
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, me too.
1241
01:02:14.189 --> 01:02:15.899
I'll find my own way home to mine.
1242
01:02:17.233 --> 01:02:19.611
None of us have sons.
1243
01:02:19.694 --> 01:02:21.488
Do you think that's genetic?
1244
01:02:21.571 --> 01:02:22.572
It's gotta be genetic.
1245
01:02:23.323 --> 01:02:24.324
I blame Dad.
1246
01:02:26.993 --> 01:02:31.623
♪ I take responsibility ♪
1247
01:02:32.248 --> 01:02:35.126
♪ For staying round this long ♪
1248
01:02:36.795 --> 01:02:41.466
♪ Apologies to younger me ♪
1249
01:02:42.008 --> 01:02:45.011
♪ For letting it go on ♪
1250
01:02:46.680 --> 01:02:50.850
♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪
1251
01:02:51.393 --> 01:02:56.064
♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪
1252
01:02:56.147 --> 01:03:01.277
♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪
1253
01:03:01.361 --> 01:03:04.572
♪ Am I better off alone? ♪
1254
01:03:04.656 --> 01:03:10.453
♪ Am I better, better, better off alone? ♪
1255
01:03:16.001 --> 01:03:21.089
♪ I've been as good as I can be ♪
1256
01:03:21.172 --> 01:03:24.259
♪ It's never good enough ♪
1257
01:03:25.760 --> 01:03:30.849
♪ Not sure just what they want from me ♪
1258
01:03:30.932 --> 01:03:34.060
♪ I've done it all and some ♪
1259
01:03:35.395 --> 01:03:39.899
♪ The apple, it don't fall ♪
1260
01:03:39.983 --> 01:03:45.321
♪ Far from the tree but it's gone rogue ♪
1261
01:03:45.405 --> 01:03:50.160
♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪
1262
01:03:50.243 --> 01:03:53.705
♪ Might be better off alone ♪
1263
01:03:53.788 --> 01:03:59.753
♪ Might be better, better
Better off alone ♪
1264
01:04:24.319 --> 01:04:29.074
♪ Blood's thicker than water ♪
1265
01:04:29.157 --> 01:04:34.287
♪ But not when everything's gone cold ♪
1266
01:04:34.370 --> 01:04:39.084
♪ It's just a name assigned to me ♪
1267
01:04:39.167 --> 01:04:42.629
♪ I'm better off alone ♪
1268
01:04:42.712 --> 01:04:48.468
♪ I'm better, better, better off alone ♪
1269
01:04:51.137 --> 01:04:53.264
We just walked in a circle, didn't we?
1270
01:04:53.348 --> 01:04:54.432
Yeah.
1271
01:04:56.351 --> 01:04:57.519
What was that?
1272
01:04:57.602 --> 01:04:58.603
Gene?
1273
01:05:00.980 --> 01:05:02.524
Is that you?
1274
01:05:02.607 --> 01:05:04.692
Here to light us a fire
and cook us dinner I bet.
1275
01:05:05.527 --> 01:05:06.528
Nick's sorry.
1276
01:05:09.197 --> 01:05:10.532
- Oh.
- Not Gene.
1277
01:05:11.449 --> 01:05:14.577
Okay. It's just one of him
and three of us. Right?
1278
01:05:14.661 --> 01:05:16.454
I saw this on Bear Grylls once,
1279
01:05:16.538 --> 01:05:18.456
- you just gotta be really loud.
- No, no, dude, it's quiet.
1280
01:05:18.540 --> 01:05:19.707
- No, it's loud.
- No, it's quiet.
1281
01:05:19.791 --> 01:05:20.792
Bears are... Bears are quiet.
1282
01:05:20.875 --> 01:05:23.837
No, no, guys, there's not just one.
Okay? Because wolves travel in packs.
1283
01:05:25.171 --> 01:05:26.714
Because why would you ever travel alone
1284
01:05:26.798 --> 01:05:28.675
if you could travel
with your wolf brothers?
1285
01:05:28.758 --> 01:05:29.759
What?
1286
01:05:30.593 --> 01:05:32.220
- Which one is it? Quiet or loud?
- I think it's loud.
1287
01:05:32.303 --> 01:05:33.388
- I have to apologize.
- It's loud.
1288
01:05:33.471 --> 01:05:35.098
- So which one is it?
- Louder. Loud.
1289
01:05:35.181 --> 01:05:37.392
Okay, I'm sorry for being
so uptight all the time.
1290
01:05:37.475 --> 01:05:39.602
And I'm sorry that I didn't tell you
about extending the tour.
1291
01:05:39.686 --> 01:05:42.647
I'm sorry we take you for granted.
Sorry I made you feel like a joke, Joe.
1292
01:05:42.730 --> 01:05:45.108
- Lucy would've been lucky to have you.
- Louder.
1293
01:05:45.191 --> 01:05:48.361
Well, I'm sorry that we never
got to hear you sing, Kevin.
1294
01:05:48.444 --> 01:05:50.280
I'm sure your voice is pretty okay.
1295
01:05:50.363 --> 01:05:52.073
- Thank you!
- Move closer. Watch out.
1296
01:05:52.157 --> 01:05:53.366
Just start screaming.
1297
01:05:54.701 --> 01:05:56.828
- Get away!
- Go home!
1298
01:05:58.705 --> 01:05:59.831
That's not working.
1299
01:05:59.914 --> 01:06:01.332
I don't think we're gonna make it.
1300
01:06:01.416 --> 01:06:03.459
All right. One last huddle.
1301
01:06:04.294 --> 01:06:06.129
Every moment matters.
1302
01:06:06.671 --> 01:06:07.672
Every feeling matters.
1303
01:06:07.755 --> 01:06:09.299
Every brother matters.
1304
01:06:09.382 --> 01:06:10.383
I love you, guys.
1305
01:06:10.466 --> 01:06:11.467
- I love you.
- Love you.
1306
01:06:23.479 --> 01:06:26.649
What just happened?
1307
01:06:26.733 --> 01:06:28.651
- They're gone.
- It's a Christmas miracle.
1308
01:06:29.235 --> 01:06:30.236
Thank you, Santa!
1309
01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:32.405
Thank you, Santa!
1310
01:06:34.949 --> 01:06:36.534
Oh, my God.
1311
01:06:37.702 --> 01:06:39.579
- The wolves are back. Oh, no.
- Oh, God.
1312
01:06:43.082 --> 01:06:44.375
Whoa.
1313
01:06:44.459 --> 01:06:45.710
Oh, my God.
1314
01:06:45.793 --> 01:06:46.961
- Oh, my God.
- Brad.
1315
01:06:48.129 --> 01:06:50.215
- Good to see you.
- Thank goodness you're safe.
1316
01:06:50.298 --> 01:06:52.258
- Okay.
- How did you find us?
1317
01:06:52.342 --> 01:06:54.886
Oh. Your plane crash
was all over the news.
1318
01:06:54.969 --> 01:06:57.680
I-I was circling the area looking for you,
but it was so dark out.
1319
01:06:57.764 --> 01:07:00.808
But then I saw this big flash of lightning
that lit up the whole forest
1320
01:07:00.892 --> 01:07:02.268
and I saw my grown men.
1321
01:07:02.352 --> 01:07:03.895
No. No, no, you were right, Brad.
1322
01:07:03.978 --> 01:07:06.105
- We're your boys. We're just your boys.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
1323
01:07:06.189 --> 01:07:07.982
- Oh.
- What about your vow renewal?
1324
01:07:08.066 --> 01:07:10.693
- Did we make you miss it?
- Oh, no, I went through the vows.
1325
01:07:10.777 --> 01:07:13.071
And Marie gets it.
She's the greatest.
1326
01:07:13.154 --> 01:07:17.575
Also, I, uh, told her you guys would pay
for a sick vow renewal honeymoon in Bali.
1327
01:07:17.659 --> 01:07:18.868
- Yeah. Of course, yeah.
- Yeah. Sure.
1328
01:07:18.952 --> 01:07:19.953
How sick we talking?
1329
01:07:20.662 --> 01:07:22.872
- The rescue chopper's coming.
- Amazing.
1330
01:07:22.956 --> 01:07:25.375
Oh, also, you should
probably call your families.
1331
01:07:25.458 --> 01:07:26.459
They think you're dead.
1332
01:07:26.542 --> 01:07:27.543
- Yeah.
- Please.
1333
01:07:27.627 --> 01:07:28.628
Nice.
1334
01:07:28.711 --> 01:07:30.672
Okay, well, hopefully Priyanka is
so happy I'm alive
1335
01:07:30.755 --> 01:07:32.590
she won't mind the change of plans.
1336
01:07:32.674 --> 01:07:33.758
Change of plans?
1337
01:07:33.841 --> 01:07:36.469
Yeah, that we're all doing Christmas
at Kevin's house together.
1338
01:07:36.552 --> 01:07:39.305
Wait, this should be
a trilateral decision.
1339
01:07:40.056 --> 01:07:41.057
Yes.
1340
01:07:41.140 --> 01:07:42.976
- Dani's gonna love it.
- All right.
1341
01:07:43.059 --> 01:07:44.352
Finally, gonna make it home for Christmas.
1342
01:07:44.435 --> 01:07:46.104
- Oh, my God, stop saying that.
- Shut up.
1343
01:07:46.187 --> 01:07:47.605
Hey, Brad, why the dogs?
1344
01:07:48.481 --> 01:07:51.401
I'm a semi-pro dog sledder.
I did the Iditarod.
1345
01:07:51.484 --> 01:07:53.027
I told you this like a million times.
1346
01:07:53.528 --> 01:07:55.488
- Oh, yeah. Of course. Duh.
- Yeah.
1347
01:07:59.575 --> 01:08:02.287 line:5%
- Told you we'd make it home for Christmas.
- All right. [sighs] Let's go.
1348
01:08:02.954 --> 01:08:03.955 line:5%
Oof.
1349
01:08:08.334 --> 01:08:10.795
Merry Christmas.
1350
01:08:12.171 --> 01:08:13.798
- You're here!
- Oh, my God.
1351
01:08:14.716 --> 01:08:16.050
You made it.
1352
01:08:16.134 --> 01:08:17.969
- Hi, Dad.
- You survived.
1353
01:08:18.052 --> 01:08:19.512
I was so worried about you.
1354
01:08:19.595 --> 01:08:21.764
- Hi.
- Hello, beautiful.
1355
01:08:21.848 --> 01:08:24.350
- Hi. Merry Christmas.
- So good to see you.
1356
01:08:24.434 --> 01:08:26.185
- You made it.
- Of course.
1357
01:08:26.269 --> 01:08:28.730
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
It's Christmas.
1358
01:08:28.813 --> 01:08:30.857
- Düsseldorf?
- Yeah.
1359
01:08:30.940 --> 01:08:33.109
I somehow pegged you
as a Berlin kind of gal.
1360
01:08:33.192 --> 01:08:34.444
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
1361
01:08:34.527 --> 01:08:35.611
Yeah?
1362
01:08:35.695 --> 01:08:37.530
Did Santa bring you everything you want?
1363
01:08:37.613 --> 01:08:38.614
Yeah?
1364
01:08:50.335 --> 01:08:52.962
And then Nick was like,
"I can smell the Christmas lady's car."
1365
01:08:53.046 --> 01:08:55.465
And then "the mayo's everywhere,"
and the s... "And the fries!"
1366
01:08:55.548 --> 01:08:56.841
- And it was just...
- Okay. All right.
1367
01:08:56.924 --> 01:08:58.217
- It did not happen like that.
- Mmm.
1368
01:08:58.301 --> 01:08:59.594
It did.
1369
01:09:00.219 --> 01:09:01.429
I'll get it.
1370
01:09:01.512 --> 01:09:02.722
Who's that?
1371
01:09:02.805 --> 01:09:05.350
Uh, we may have reached out
to someone on your behalf.
1372
01:09:06.142 --> 01:09:07.185
Oh, hi.
1373
01:09:08.353 --> 01:09:10.355
Welcome back.
1374
01:09:10.438 --> 01:09:11.439
Thanks.
1375
01:09:12.440 --> 01:09:14.275
What's my old babysitter doing here?
1376
01:09:15.902 --> 01:09:17.153
Hi.
1377
01:09:17.779 --> 01:09:18.780
Hi.
1378
01:09:20.656 --> 01:09:22.909
So, uh, let's hear it then.
1379
01:09:24.827 --> 01:09:25.912
Uh, hear what?
1380
01:09:26.829 --> 01:09:30.333
Your brothers said that you had
a big speech that you wanted to give me
1381
01:09:30.416 --> 01:09:32.585
because you felt bad
about how you left things in Amsterdam,
1382
01:09:32.668 --> 01:09:34.879
and I'm realizing now that probably isn't...
1383
01:09:35.463 --> 01:09:37.215
Thanks, guys.
And thank you for the Uber Black.
1384
01:09:37.298 --> 01:09:38.758
- It's very classy.
- No problem.
1385
01:09:40.343 --> 01:09:42.136
Yeah, there's a big speech.
1386
01:09:44.180 --> 01:09:46.349
- So?
- Lucy...
1387
01:09:47.850 --> 01:09:49.018
Shh.
1388
01:09:50.895 --> 01:09:53.064
When I ran into you on that train,
1389
01:09:53.147 --> 01:09:55.650
it was the most exciting thing
that happened to me all year.
1390
01:09:56.234 --> 01:09:58.027
And I've done some pretty cool things.
1391
01:09:58.111 --> 01:10:00.154
I've played hundreds of stadium shows,
1392
01:10:00.238 --> 01:10:01.948
and survived a wolf attack,
1393
01:10:02.031 --> 01:10:03.449
and I'm pretty sure we met Santa Claus.
1394
01:10:04.200 --> 01:10:05.952
- Okay.
- And then we, um...
1395
01:10:06.828 --> 01:10:08.329
- Yep...
- Keep going.
1396
01:10:08.413 --> 01:10:10.540
And then I was in a plane crash...
1397
01:10:10.623 --> 01:10:12.250
- What?
- ...with this beautiful man.
1398
01:10:12.333 --> 01:10:14.544
He took his shirt off. He's very handsome.
1399
01:10:14.627 --> 01:10:15.962
- Look...
- What are you doing?
1400
01:10:16.671 --> 01:10:18.381
- I'm calling her a car.
- Oh.
1401
01:10:19.048 --> 01:10:22.635
What I'm trying to say is Amsterdam
was so incredible with you.
1402
01:10:22.719 --> 01:10:24.512
- You're incredible, and you're brave...
- Right.
1403
01:10:24.595 --> 01:10:25.930
...and you're funny.
1404
01:10:26.013 --> 01:10:29.100
And you jump into freezing water,
which is really brave.
1405
01:10:29.183 --> 01:10:32.019
I said... Keep saying brave.
1406
01:10:32.854 --> 01:10:34.355
God. Um...
1407
01:10:34.439 --> 01:10:37.525
It's just like the end of Love Actually,
only horrible.
1408
01:10:37.608 --> 01:10:38.860
Look, I... I should've...
1409
01:10:40.445 --> 01:10:42.363
I should've jumped at the opportunity
1410
01:10:42.447 --> 01:10:44.490
to hang out with you
when I got back to the city,
1411
01:10:45.533 --> 01:10:46.701
but I choked.
1412
01:10:48.911 --> 01:10:52.582
But to be honest,
I was terrified of falling for you
1413
01:10:52.665 --> 01:10:54.500
and then it blowing up in my face.
1414
01:10:54.584 --> 01:10:57.378
But that is a risk I'm willing to take
1415
01:10:58.004 --> 01:11:03.926
'cause I feel like we could be each
other's old sweaters and brand new shoes.
1416
01:11:05.845 --> 01:11:08.806
- What the hell does that mean?
- I don't know, but it's super corny.
1417
01:11:17.398 --> 01:11:18.566
Maybe not.
1418
01:11:22.236 --> 01:11:25.198
I know this might be,
um, moving really fast,
1419
01:11:25.281 --> 01:11:27.533
but do you wanna spend Christmas
with my entire family?
1420
01:11:27.617 --> 01:11:29.285
Yeah.
1421
01:11:29.368 --> 01:11:31.788
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
1422
01:11:31.871 --> 01:11:35.833
♪ I know I asked for snow
Know I asked for lights ♪
1423
01:11:35.917 --> 01:11:39.212
♪ I know I asked for
Shooting starry nights ♪
1424
01:11:39.962 --> 01:11:42.673
- ♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪
- Merry Christmas.
1425
01:11:42.757 --> 01:11:45.968
- ♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪
- Merry Christmas. Hi.
1426
01:11:46.803 --> 01:11:47.970
♪ Yeah ♪
1427
01:11:48.054 --> 01:11:50.056
- ♪ I know I asked for trees ♪
- Open it.
1428
01:11:50.139 --> 01:11:51.766
♪ Covered in silver ♪
1429
01:11:52.266 --> 01:11:56.395
♪ Know I asked for trips
To the Seven Wonders ♪
1430
01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:58.981
♪ Know I wrote up a list miles long ♪
1431
01:11:59.065 --> 01:12:02.527
♪ But I got it all wrong, that's right ♪
1432
01:12:03.194 --> 01:12:04.195
♪ Yeah ♪
1433
01:12:04.278 --> 01:12:07.240
♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪
1434
01:12:07.323 --> 01:12:10.618
♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪
1435
01:12:10.701 --> 01:12:17.667
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1436
01:12:18.835 --> 01:12:25.800
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1437
01:12:26.676 --> 01:12:28.886
♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1438
01:12:29.470 --> 01:12:31.597
Cassidy, I love you!
1439
01:12:32.098 --> 01:12:33.099
Gene?
1440
01:12:34.725 --> 01:12:37.353
One, two, three!
1441
01:12:37.436 --> 01:12:41.065
♪ I know I asked for kisses
Under the mistletoe ♪
1442
01:12:41.649 --> 01:12:45.695
♪ And if I'm being honest
Yeah, I still want those ♪
1443
01:12:45.778 --> 01:12:52.159
♪ But you can return all the gifts
That you wrapped up in ruby bows ♪
1444
01:12:52.243 --> 01:12:53.244
♪ Yeah ♪
1445
01:12:53.327 --> 01:12:56.372
♪ I know I asked for a million things ♪
1446
01:12:56.455 --> 01:12:59.792
♪ But I swear I must've lost my mind ♪
1447
01:12:59.876 --> 01:13:06.841
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1448
01:13:07.967 --> 01:13:10.761
♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1449
01:13:10.845 --> 01:13:14.307
♪ Make the hands on the clock
Stop moving ♪
1450
01:13:16.225 --> 01:13:18.227
♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1451
01:13:18.936 --> 01:13:22.690
♪ Every day, every night
Before we lose it ♪
1452
01:13:24.358 --> 01:13:26.652
♪ No, there's no need to lie ♪
1453
01:13:27.278 --> 01:13:31.574
♪ Choosing you every time
If I'm choosing ♪
1454
01:13:32.533 --> 01:13:34.827
♪ If we're doing it right ♪
1455
01:13:35.369 --> 01:13:41.626
♪ Spending time is the best part of
Being human ♪
1456
01:13:41.709 --> 01:13:48.716
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1457
01:13:49.759 --> 01:13:53.137
♪ All I wanted was you and me
And our family ♪
1458
01:13:53.220 --> 01:13:55.222
♪ Just sitting 'round the Christmas tree ♪
1459
01:13:55.306 --> 01:13:58.184
♪ Filling up our heads
With brand new memories ♪
1460
01:13:58.267 --> 01:14:05.232
♪ All I wanted was you and you
And you and you and I ♪
1461
01:14:06.400 --> 01:14:08.486
♪ All I wanted was time ♪
1462
01:14:08.569 --> 01:14:09.570
- Did you like it?
- Yeah.
1463
01:14:12.323 --> 01:14:14.825
And so, the Jonas Brothers tour contin--
1464
01:14:14.909 --> 01:14:16.953
Ooh.
1465
01:14:17.036 --> 01:14:18.913
Oh. Oasis needs me.
1466
01:14:24.794 --> 01:14:26.462
♪ We go together ♪
1467
01:14:27.546 --> 01:14:30.841
♪ Better than birds of a feather
You and me ♪
1468
01:14:31.842 --> 01:14:34.303
♪ We change the weather, yeah ♪
1469
01:14:34.387 --> 01:14:37.890
♪ I'm feelin' heat in December
When you're round me ♪
1470
01:14:38.641 --> 01:14:42.520 line:5%
♪ I've been dancin' on top of cars
And stumblin' out of bars ♪
1471
01:14:42.603 --> 01:14:45.648 line:5%
♪ I follow you through the dark
Can't get enough ♪
1472
01:14:45.731 --> 01:14:49.568 line:5%
♪ You're the medicine and the pain
The tattoo inside my brain ♪
1473
01:14:49.652 --> 01:14:51.487 line:5%
♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
1474
01:14:52.071 --> 01:14:55.282 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1475
01:14:55.366 --> 01:14:58.869 line:5%
♪ Say the word
And I'll go anywhere blindly ♪
1476
01:14:58.953 --> 01:15:02.456 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1477
01:15:02.540 --> 01:15:05.876 line:5%
♪ Any road you take
You know that you'll find me ♪
1478
01:15:05.960 --> 01:15:09.296 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker
For all the subliminal things ♪
1479
01:15:09.380 --> 01:15:11.132 line:5%
♪ No one knows about you ♪
1480
01:15:11.215 --> 01:15:13.634 line:5%
- ♪ About you, about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
1481
01:15:13.718 --> 01:15:18.848 line:5%
♪ And you're makin' the typical me
Break my typical rules ♪
1482
01:15:18.931 --> 01:15:20.057 line:5%
♪ It's true ♪
1483
01:15:20.141 --> 01:15:21.434 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1484
01:15:23.978 --> 01:15:25.062 line:5%
♪ Don't complicate it ♪
1485
01:15:26.188 --> 01:15:28.274 line:5%
♪ 'Cause I know you
And you know everything about me ♪
1486
01:15:28.357 --> 01:15:32.611 line:5%
If my kids fell off a boat,
and you guys fell off a boat,
1487
01:15:32.695 --> 01:15:35.531 line:5%
I would save you over my children.
I just want you to know.
1488
01:15:35.614 --> 01:15:37.616 line:5%
♪ ...when you're round me
Hey ♪
1489
01:15:38.284 --> 01:15:41.579 line:5%
♪ Dancin' on top of cars
And stumblin' out of bars ♪
1490
01:15:41.662 --> 01:15:42.997 line:5%
♪ I follow you through the dark... ♪
1491
01:15:43.080 --> 01:15:44.832 line:5%
- Oh! Yes! Oh, no!
- ♪ ...can't get enough ♪
1492
01:15:44.915 --> 01:15:48.794 line:5%
♪ You're the medicine and the pain
The tattoo inside my brain ♪
1493
01:15:48.878 --> 01:15:51.047 line:5%
- ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
- Sing it!
1494
01:15:51.130 --> 01:15:54.508 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1495
01:15:54.592 --> 01:15:57.720 line:5%
♪ Any road you take
You know that you'll find me ♪
1496
01:15:57.803 --> 01:16:01.265 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker
For all the subliminal things ♪
1497
01:16:01.348 --> 01:16:03.267 line:5%
♪ No one knows about you ♪
1498
01:16:03.350 --> 01:16:05.644 line:5%
- ♪ About you, about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
1499
01:16:05.728 --> 01:16:11.025 line:5%
♪ And you're makin' the typical me
Break my typical rules ♪
1500
01:16:11.108 --> 01:16:12.151 line:5%
♪ It's true ♪
1501
01:16:12.234 --> 01:16:14.070 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1502
01:16:14.153 --> 01:16:17.823 line:5%
Hey, fam, sorry my eyes look a little red.
I've been crying.
1503
01:16:18.324 --> 01:16:23.120 line:5%
By now, you've probably seen the video of
me and an old friend of mine, Nick Jonas.
1504
01:16:23.204 --> 01:16:25.289 line:5%
And I-I see what you're seeing, folks.
1505
01:16:25.372 --> 01:16:27.917 line:5%
It looks like I'm being
really mean to him.
1506
01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:30.419 line:5%
I just wanna say het spijt me,
1507
01:16:30.503 --> 01:16:34.507 line:5%
uh, which translates directly to,
"it regrets me" from Dutch.
1508
01:16:34.590 --> 01:16:35.925 line:5%
And, uh, to prove that,
1509
01:16:36.008 --> 01:16:41.847 line:5%
I'm gonna be making a Christmas donation
of 5,000 euros to Amsterdam.
1510
01:16:42.473 --> 01:16:43.599 line:5%
I'll be back soon.
1511
01:16:43.682 --> 01:16:44.683 line:5%
Nick Jonas...
1512
01:16:44.767 --> 01:16:47.394 line:5%
♪ ...follow you through the dark
Can't get enough ♪
1513
01:16:47.478 --> 01:16:51.065 line:5%
♪ You're the medicine and the pain
The tattoo inside my brain ♪
1514
01:16:51.148 --> 01:16:53.526 line:5%
- ♪ And, baby, you know it's obvious ♪
- Sing it!
1515
01:16:53.609 --> 01:16:57.279 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker for you, yeah ♪
1516
01:16:57.363 --> 01:17:00.199 line:5%
♪ Any road you take
You know that you'll find me ♪
1517
01:17:00.282 --> 01:17:04.161 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker
For all the subliminal things ♪
1518
01:17:04.245 --> 01:17:05.746 line:5%
♪ No one knows about you ♪
1519
01:17:05.830 --> 01:17:08.290 line:5%
- ♪ About you, about you ♪
- ♪ About you ♪
1520
01:17:08.374 --> 01:17:13.629 line:5%
♪ And you're makin' the typical me
Break my typical rules ♪
1521
01:17:13.712 --> 01:17:14.713 line:5%
♪ It's true ♪
1522
01:17:14.797 --> 01:17:16.173 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1523
01:17:16.257 --> 01:17:21.720 line:5%
Hey!
1524
01:17:21.804 --> 01:17:23.806 line:5%
♪ I'm a sucker for you ♪
1525
01:17:36.235 --> 01:17:37.236
Kevin, you're up!