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Diane: Hey, Marla.
My cleaning service flaked,
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so I can't make it.
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Yeah, it's been
a big ol' shit show.
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I had people checking in
to units that weren't clean,
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and now I'm here with a vacuum.
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No. No. You stay. I'm fine.
You know, I got my music.
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It's -- It's kind of relaxing.
Okay, now. Bye-bye.
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Hi. Can I help you?
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Woman: Yes. I'm having
a little bit of car trouble.
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These steep
mountain roads.
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They got me stuck.
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Can I borrow
your phone?
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Diane: My phone?
Don't you have a cellphone?
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It -- It died.
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Guess this just
ain't my day.
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Oh.
This here is my son.
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Diane: Wait. What are you --
No, you can't --
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No! What are you --
You can't come in here!
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Gibbons: Diane Hamby.
She's the first one to die.
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This guy did it.
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That is fucked up.
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Yeah, that's just the beginning
of the fucked up.
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That log matches the one
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that killed the couple
in the car.
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I think he used it
as a weapon.
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But in the 911 call,
it said that the log
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was flying by itself.
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Ha! I'll let you know
if I see a flying log, Chief.
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Yeah. I just started
watching it.
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Yeah. There's one there.
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Alright. You're
digitizing this, right?
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Not yet. I don't have
the right cables.
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Well, you better get your ass
over to Best Buy, then,
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cause you're
digitizing this tonight.
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Oh, come on, Chief.
I got trivia.
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The FBI will be here
in the morning,
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and I just know they're
gonna take over this case,
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and I want my own copy.
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You understand?
Yes, Chief.
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Alright.
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Oh, by the way, uh,
the couple in the car.
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The girl.
Yeah. She's still alive.
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What?
Yeah.
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Her face looked like
bone chili.
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Oh, well, that was her
boyfriend's skull matter.
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Turns out that she fell
underneath the steering wheel,
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and that protected her, so...
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Not sure I'd want
to be alive after that.
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Wait. Hold on.
Okay. I'm ready.
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Yes!
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Looks like this city girl
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finally learned
how to throw a lasso.
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Right next
to this cozy yule log.
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There's just one problem.
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Mistletoe.
Turn it off.
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Oh, I don't
consider that a problem.
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Turn it off! Turn it off!
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Turn it off! Turn it off!
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You know, you should give
those movies a chance.
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They're cheesy,
but they make you feel good.
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Where is Alex?
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Let me get the doctor.
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Is he still alive?
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I'll get the doctor.
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Alex? Alex?!
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Beth: Thanks for
letting us stay.
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- Oh. No problem.
- You don't have to thank them.
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We're paying for it, too.
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We shouldn't
have to pay anything
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'cause the host
fucked up, right?
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We're gonna figure it out
in the morning.
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Ben: So is there any room
off limits?
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Yeah, actually, our room has
our luggage in it, so it's...
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Ben:
This one has the hot tub.
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Holly:
Speaking of which...
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let's hot tub!
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Gibbons: Oh, hell yeah.
Now we're talking.
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Okay. Whoo!
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Beth: Excuse me.
You're not gonna come?
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The door's open!
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Just come in!
Beth: Okay.
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Ben: You don't know
what's been in there.
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I'm gonna take a...
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Just hang on.
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Holly:
Do you two want to hot tub?
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Gibbons: I'm coming!
Hold your horses!
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Alex: Uh, why not?
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Hello?
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Hello?!
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What the fuck is that?
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Who's there?!
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Come out! I have a gun!
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No! No! Fuck that.
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What the...
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Fuck!
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Nice loggy. No. I love trees.
I never cut trees.
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I don't even use fucking paper.
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Help! Help!
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Uh...fuck.
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Hey, hey. Whoa.
Here's some fentanyl. Yeah.
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Holidays are stressful,
you fucker!
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Now we're talkin'.
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Ooh. Fuck yeah. I see that.
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Ooh, shit!
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Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm.
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Yeah ha ha!
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Yeah, baby!
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Hey! Hey, Mr. Loggy!
You know what this is?
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Ha! It's a chainsaw.
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Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah.
You better hide!
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'Cause I'm gonna whip
your wooden ass!
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No! No!
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No. No What are you fucking
doing, you stupid log?!
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No! You fucker! No!
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I told her to stay home
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at least until
after the holidays.
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But she was stubborn.
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And what's with the axe?
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Oh. Here she comes.
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Thank you, everybody.
It's really good to be back.
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I just want to
get in the work.
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Want to get really lost
in the work.
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Just as long
as everyone knows
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it's not me cracking the whip.
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I don't mind
donating a million,
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but I do mind
donating a million
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to lobby the government
and then nothing happens.
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Obviously, world governments
have been slow,
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but there are steps that
private entities can take,
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like growing coral
in nurseries
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that we then reintroduce
into the wild.
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Ahh. So colorful.
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Coral is just beautiful,
isn't it?
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I think we have a deal.
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Hold on a sec.
I'll get my checkbook.
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Oh, my God! Look out!
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It's gonna murder us all!
It's gonna murder us all!
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No!
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- What's going on here?
- Zoe: It's gonna murder us all.
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I think it's an issue
with the connection.
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We'll call you right back.
What's happ--
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Oh, my God.
Why aren't you guys hiding?!
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Man: She just freaked out
right in front of a donor.
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Oh, wait. Here she comes.
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What do you mean
the case is closed?!
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The killer used a log
on you and your fiancé.
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Then he went back to the cabin
and died in the fire.
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That's not
at all what happened!
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The log flew, okay?!
It's all on tape!
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The tape has been
destroyed, unfortunately.
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Yeah, 'cause you're trying
to fucking cover it up.
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What about the alien --
the alien body
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and -- and the giant UFO?!
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We didn't find anything,
and neither did the FBI.
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Okay. What about Holly?
I-I think she survived.
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She saw something,
for sure!
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I suggest you get help.
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That's what
I'm trying to get!
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Hello?
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What the...
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Who is it?
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You can see it's me.
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Are you alone?
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Don't rub it in.
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Fuck them.
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You're the best thing that
ever happened to Coral.
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Not too much.
I'm on painkillers.
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I just don't know how
I'm gonna survive the holidays.
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It's not easy.
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That Yule Log
wants to kill me.
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It's gonna find a way!
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I just feel like I'm trapped
in a horror movie
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that I can't get out of.
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Zoe, you have been
in a horror movie,
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which is why
you need a reset.
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Move to a new movie.
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Something warm and fuzzy.
Like a Hallmark movie.
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No. No Hallmark.
Too Christmasy.
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Okay, okay.
How about...this?
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Mexico!
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Just sun and beach
and sexy pool boys.
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No fireplaces!
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Just an open bar.
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I can bring my axe?
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Uh-huh...
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How much is it?
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I'm hitting "buy."
No!
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I'm hitting "buy," Aah!
No! Wait! No!
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Whoop! Too late.
It's done.
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I see a tree.
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That's a palm tree.
And I'm gonna bop you.
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Ooh! They have
three infinity pools.
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♪ Deejay, drop the beat ♪
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Both: ♪ Yo, let's get
this party started ♪
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♪ This right here
ain't for the weak-hearted ♪
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♪ The house on fire,
the beat on point ♪
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♪ Let's raise the roof up,
blow this joint ♪
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- ♪ Party ♪
- ♪ It goes on and on ♪
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♪ Till the break of dawn ♪
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♪ Come on, come on,
party ♪
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♪ Deejay, drop the beat ♪
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Aww. Look.
Isn't that cute? "Mistletoe."
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Gross.
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See?! This --
This is how we die!
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No, no.
Zoe, friend, okay...
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We're flipping the script.
We're manifesting.
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The tow-truck driver
is gonna be
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a 300-pound psycho
with a chainsaw!
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Or maybe he'll be
a total snack,
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recently widowed
and on the rebound, hm?
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If he's wearing a ski mask,
I am running.
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Well, could you at least
put down the axe
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or else he'll think
we're the psycho killers?
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Oh!
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Someone call a tow truck?
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Told ya.
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Come on, gang!
Let's go, let's go!
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Who's got the charging cables?
Madison!
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Okay. So...do you want
the good news or the bad news?
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Whatever you recommend.
I mean, you're the...
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Zoe: Mechanic.
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...mechanic.
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Your radiator's shot.
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Now, it can be fixed,
but it's not going to be cheap.
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Okay. So what's
the good news?
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That was the good news.
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The bad news is the landslide
blocked the road.
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You guys aren't getting
out of here for a few days.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
T-That's not gonna work.
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That's not until
after Christmas!
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Baby girl.
It will be fine.
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This place is lovely!
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We'll get an awesome room --
top of the line.
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Yeah, that might be
kind of hard.
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Hotels get pretty booked up
this time of year.
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For the festival.
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Festival?
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Yeah. It's the annual
Yule Log Festival.
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The annual...
Yule log Festival?
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But your town's
called Mistletoe!
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Well, we used to have
a mistletoe festival.
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Uh, I guess people
thought it was rapey.
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Oh.
We are still in a horror movie.
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Okay? Our car breaks down
in a creepy little town,
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and they have
a Yule Log Festival?
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This type of thing
happens all the time in Hallmark movies.
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A wacky mishap forces sexy
city people -- that's us --
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to temporarily live
in an adorable small town
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where we meet-cute
with total hotties.
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What?
253
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,564
It happens. Look it up!
254
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:45,195
So, I sleep on that
pull-out couch over there.
255
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,654
Y'all are welcome to share.
256
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,531
That's very kind of you.
No, no, no, no, no.
257
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,116
We are going into town
258
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,744
and we are going to rent
a helicopter or something.
259
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,579
Uh, I don't know
about that.
260
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,998
But there are
some cute antique stores.
261
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,209
Y-Yeah.
262
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,420
You go and report back.
263
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,381
And I'll stay here
with Tanner
264
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,759
and see if we can't get
our...engine purring.
265
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:08,760
Hm?
266
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,059
Love you. Bye-ee!
267
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:54,305
Whoa!
268
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,683
Whoa! Why don't you look
where you're going?
269
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,269
You were the one walking
around with the selfie stick.
270
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:03,189
It's my job. I have
millions of followers.
271
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,816
You probably
recognize me.
272
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,443
I don't.
273
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,820
I'm Beauregard. My channel
is BeauRevolution.
274
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:12,157
I was voted in the
top ten brands at the Influencer Awards.
275
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,075
Thrice. Heh.
276
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,744
What's up,
my BeauRevolutionaries?!
277
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,581
I just met-cute with
one of the local yokels.
278
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,708
I'm not a local yokel!
279
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,294
Hm, with that axe, I assumed
you were a lumberjack.
280
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,671
Oh, oh, hey!
You're getting a lot of likes!
281
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,506
Think the fans want me
to ask you to dinner.
282
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,799
I'm not interested.
283
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,509
Here. Let's exchange
contact info.
284
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,720
Zoe!
This is perfect. How did you --
285
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,972
I do "Beauregard's
Love Life A to Z."
286
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,182
And you can be my Z.
287
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,059
Wait.
Tonight at 8, okay?
288
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,352
I'll text you the deets.
And don't worry.
289
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,938
It's my treat.
Because I'm rich.
290
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,024
Wait.
Uh, Beauregard.
291
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,235
Hi. Um...
Do you have a helicopter?
292
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,530
You bet I do.
293
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,116
Here's money
for the dry cleaners.
294
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,870
Wait. That's $1,000!
295
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,288
Is that not enough?
296
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,624
I have no idea
how much regular things cost.
297
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,917
I'll see you tonight.
298
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,842
Oh, my --
Oh. My goodness.
299
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,260
I am so sorry.
300
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,429
I was loading these bails of hay
from my heifers,
301
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,140
and I guess I just --
It's okay.
302
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,894
Oh. My manners.
I-I'm Dale.
303
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,063
Let me at least get you
a glass of fresh milk.
304
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,732
No. Really. It's okay.
Thank you.
305
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,901
O...kay.
306
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,572
Oh, my goodness!
Are you okay?
307
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,408
I am getting a little sore.
308
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,243
I was just toting around
this here fire hose,
309
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,286
and I wasn't watching
where I was going.
310
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,080
Ohh.
Where are my manners?
311
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,081
I'm Blaze.
312
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,416
Blaze?
313
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,209
I know.
Kind of ironic.
314
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,086
Blaze. Fireman.
315
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,089
The guys like to
razz me about it.
316
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,257
And you are...?
317
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,467
In a hurry. Goodbye.
318
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,641
Oh! I'm so sorry!
319
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,436
I was just taking these tools
to the construction site,
320
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,022
and I must have --
Help! Help!
321
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,821
I'm sorry to grab you.
But you seem new here.
322
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:21,286
Our town is known
for its clumsy hunks.
323
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,872
Um, thank you.
324
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,624
Birt. Birt Card.
325
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,669
Zoe. I don't think
I've ever met a Birt before.
326
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:33,298
Short for Birthday.
Birthday card.
327
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,133
Ohh...
My mom has a sense of humor.
328
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,468
That's her, by the way.
329
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,970
Oh, uh, nice to
meet you, Mrs. Card.
330
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,055
Call me Nana.
331
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,765
And that's my son,
Jaxon.
332
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,975
I make the superhero
ornaments!
333
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:47,562
Welcome to our humble little
Christmas ornament store.
334
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:51,483
Christmas ornament store.
This is all year round?
335
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,652
Have you ever had
pancakes for supper?!
336
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,654
Uh, yeah. Yes.
337
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,406
Mom always said
you should be able to enjoy
338
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,493
the things you like
anytime you want.
339
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,995
She sounds like
a very smart woman.
340
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,206
Uh, where is she?
341
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,583
Heaven.
342
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:12,003
Oh! I am --
I am so sorry.
343
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,676
Savannah left us
two years ago.
344
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:23,264
My, uh -- My fiancé,
he passed a couple months ago.
345
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,225
We are in the club
no one wants to be in.
346
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,811
I-I'm so sorry.
347
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:31,690
At least Savannah left you
this store as a legacy.
348
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,818
Hmm.
Not for long, I'm afraid.
349
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,361
A big corporate
Christmas ornament store
350
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,612
just opened up downtown.
351
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,239
They're taking
all our customers.
352
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,408
I keep saying
you should do a billboard!
353
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:45,370
Advertise! And put me on it
where I can be famous!
354
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,163
Nana wants
to be famous.
355
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,207
Hmm!
Great.
356
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,377
Well, uh, I think
that the coast is clear.
357
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,338
So, um, goodbye.
358
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,340
Ohh!
359
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,384
Our winter collection!
360
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,303
Oh, my gosh!
I am so sorry!
361
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,305
Oh! Wait.
362
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,392
I have cash.
363
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,685
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Your money's no good here.
364
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,438
It's not just about
the money.
365
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,107
Our customers ordered those!
366
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,609
And I thought
the hunks were clumsy.
367
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,904
These women from the big city
are worse!
368
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:35,420
Look. I think
that I fixed it.
369
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,550
Damn it.
370
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,761
May I?
371
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,137
Please.
372
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,394
You're doing great.
373
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,854
Thanks.
374
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,814
It's just that, uh...
375
00:21:56,399 --> 00:22:01,404
...in the big city,
you all rush everywhere.
376
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:05,283
Here in a small town,
we take our time.
377
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,786
Like giving the glue
time to set.
378
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,371
Hm.
379
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,540
And be gentle.
380
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:16,378
As gentle as if you are
mending a broken heart.
381
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,477
You won't stay single long
in Mistletoe.
382
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,104
What? No. I --
383
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:37,732
I don't plan to stay long
in Mistletoe at all.
384
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:44,489
Oh, crap. I, um --
I gotta go.
385
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,747
This place
is really nice.
386
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,708
I own it.
387
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,420
It's called Disruptions.
'Cause I'm a disrupter.
388
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,840
So, um, you had said
that you have a --
389
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,633
Hello,
my BeauRevolutionaries!
390
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,636
We're here at my restaurant,
Disruptions,
391
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,973
with my beautiful date,
Zoe!
392
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:12,684
Zoe, have you heard
of avocado toast?
393
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,060
Could you please not?
394
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:17,022
Then you are gonna love
avocado fruitcake!
395
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,525
Signing out. Ohh!
396
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,737
Feeding the engaging-content
beast is exhausting.
397
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:27,407
So tell me about Zoe.
What makes Zoe tick?
398
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,743
I just really need
your helicopter
399
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,537
to get out of this town
today.
400
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,716
Are you having
a PTSD flashback
401
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,218
because of what happened
to your fiancé?
402
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,347
How do you know
about that?
403
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,390
My team researches
everyone I date.
404
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,892
But have no fear.
405
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,061
You see that guy
over there?
406
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,773
Bodyguard.
407
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:04,194
Nothing can harm you
when you're with me.
408
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:08,448
So, um...
about that helicopter.
409
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,908
Oh, yeah. It's here.
410
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,327
Ah. It is picking up
some people tonight.
411
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,411
Can I get on it?
412
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,829
Zoe, so soon?
413
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:17,332
If you need a place to stay,
I have a suite.
414
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,210
I just really need
to leave. Please.
415
00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,088
Okay.
416
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,173
It leaves tonight
at 9:30 sharp.
417
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,424
I'll have my car
take you.
418
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,177
Really?! Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
419
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:37,852
But, first,
avocado fruitcake!
420
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,270
Hoh-hoh!
421
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,898
It is disruptive
and delicious!
422
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:48,613
Yeah, I'm sponsoring the
Yule Log Festival this year.
423
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,073
I'm flying in influencers
424
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,866
from all over the country
to help promote it.
425
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:54,119
That's what my chopper's doing,
picking up influencers.
426
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:55,328
Oh!
427
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,872
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry.
428
00:24:57,914 --> 00:24:59,624
I-I was taking these presents
to the orphanage.
429
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,584
Hey!
She's with me! Beat it!
430
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:02,919
Didn't expect
to see an angel.
431
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:04,462
My name's Sean,
by the way.
432
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,922
Alright, alright, alright!
Nobody cares!
433
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:07,757
Get out of here!
Let's go! Get outta here!
434
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,718
Sean:
Oh, no. The children.
435
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,806
I should probably
get to that chopper.
436
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,975
Come on. We got
a couple more minutes.
437
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:20,812
I want to show you
my latest disruptive business.
438
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:24,357
Get ready!
Ohh!
439
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,443
Morenaments!
Hoh-hoh!
440
00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:30,113
I am completely disrupting
the Christmas ornament industry
441
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:34,826
because ornaments
can be so much more.
442
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,370
So you're the one putting
Birt's store out of business.
443
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,664
I'm a disrupter!
Look.
444
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,334
I have talking ornaments,
3D-printed ornaments,
445
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,626
ornaments with A.I.
446
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,503
Oh! Here.
Check this one out.
447
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:49,215
Man: They're racing through time
to fight the British in 1776!
448
00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,218
"17 Fast 17 Furious."
Now in theaters.
449
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:55,013
The movie studios
pay me to advertise.
450
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,515
Then I sell an ornament.
Double the money!
451
00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:01,603
Mr. Beauregard, it's time to
get Miss Zoe to the helicopter.
452
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,897
We were just having fun!
453
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,565
Are you sure
you want to go?
454
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:08,777
I'm sure.
Thanks for everything.
455
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,403
That's a gift.
456
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,072
For until we meet again.
457
00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:15,283
Mamma mia!
Here we go yet again!
458
00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:18,078
"Mamma Mia 7"
is laying its love on you.
459
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:19,412
In theaters now!
460
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:20,872
I don't normally
like sequels,
461
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:24,125
but this one's pretty good.
462
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,378
Can we make
one more stop?
463
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,046
Roger:
Yes, ma'am.
464
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:35,053
Get her out of here!
465
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,633
Jakester!
I got us a chopper!
466
00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,343
Let's get out of here!
467
00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:19,431
Oh. Uh...sorry.
468
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:22,058
I was hoping you'd be
charmed by our little town.
469
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,602
Am I a bad friend
if I want to stay?
470
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:27,147
You can stay.
I'm getting out of here.
471
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:39,951
Ohh! Oh. So sorry.
472
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:42,662
I was just refilling
these gas cans.
473
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:43,955
I hope I didn't
cause any sparks.
474
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:46,583
Zoe: Wait! No!
I'm coming! Wait!
475
00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:49,210
Hey! I'm coming!
Wait for me!
476
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:53,006
Hey! Hey! Down here!
477
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,098
Fuck!
478
00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:27,207
Hey. We were just looking
at Christmas lights.
479
00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:32,712
Oh, no. Zoe...
480
00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:36,591
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
481
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,639
Zoe: Thank you
for letting me stay here.
482
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,391
Birt:
Think nothing of it.
483
00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,976
Oh. I'm so sorry.
484
00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:50,313
Let me move that.
485
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:51,898
I feel so guilty.
486
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:54,234
I feel like
I'm putting you out or --
487
00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:55,402
No. No, no.
488
00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,821
My wife would love
that you're here.
489
00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,031
Wouldn't you, honey?
490
00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:02,242
I'm -- I'm teasing.
491
00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:04,577
I-I don't actually speak
to my wife's ashes.
492
00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:07,080
Zoe:
I speak to Alex.
493
00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:10,375
Oh, I totally talk
to Savannah, too.
494
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:13,920
H-How did she --
I'm sorry to ask. I just --
495
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,588
No, no.
There was, uh --
496
00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:20,093
She was jogging one night,
and a lumber truck full of logs
497
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:23,555
made a sharp turn,
and a-a cable snapped.
498
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:26,057
That is so strange.
499
00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:28,560
A similar thing
happened to my fiancé.
500
00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:32,272
He was killed
by, um...
501
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:33,982
a Yule log.
502
00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,652
Is that why
you carry the axe?
503
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:41,614
Oh. If anyone asks,
I tell them I lost a bet.
504
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,324
It seems to work.
505
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:45,702
Nice.
506
00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:47,537
Uh, this is him.
507
00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:51,374
I was on my way to Mexico
to scatter the ashes,
508
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:54,461
but I'm not sure
if that's what he wants.
509
00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:55,712
I've been there.
510
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:57,255
I bought the Christmas
ornament.
511
00:29:57,339 --> 00:29:59,090
I don't know if Savannah
wants to be in the house
512
00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:02,719
or at the beach or what.
513
00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:05,347
And once you scatter the ashes,
you can't un-scatter them.
514
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,098
Hm.
515
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:10,518
S-Should we put them
together?
516
00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:11,853
Oh.
On the shelf?
517
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,480
Um...
518
00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,106
They can chat.
519
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:19,069
Um, yeah. Okay.
520
00:30:21,404 --> 00:30:22,572
Plenty of room.
521
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,327
Oh, gee. Uh...
522
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:29,120
Towels are
in the guest bath.
523
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,330
Zoe: Mm.
524
00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:32,290
Birt: Uh, sleep --
Sleep well.
525
00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:38,046
Jakester: I am so glad
you decided to stay.
526
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:40,548
I said I'm stranded.
And I'm terrified.
527
00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:42,384
And you have
two men after you?
528
00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:44,094
Oh. The perfect
holiday distraction.
529
00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:46,096
I said I'm terrified.
530
00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:49,140
Am I gonna be
Team Beauregard or Team Birt?
531
00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:51,059
I have to admit.
I hate both of those names.
532
00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:52,560
You know, I feel like
we're having
533
00:30:52,602 --> 00:30:53,978
two different
conversations.
534
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,897
The one I'm having
is more fun.
535
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,482
So one's sweet
and one's rich?
536
00:30:57,524 --> 00:30:59,693
I wouldn't
put it that bluntly.
537
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,486
Oh, and I didn't tell you.
538
00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:03,071
Beauregard's
ornament store is the one
539
00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:04,447
that's putting Birt's
out of business.
540
00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:06,324
And you're sleeping
with them?!
541
00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:08,827
Ugh! Boo, that is cold!
You've got to tell Birt!
542
00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,704
I'm not sleeping
with anyone.
543
00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,706
I'm sleeping
at Birt's house.
544
00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:14,666
And Beau and I
just had dinner.
545
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:18,128
Oh, he's "Beau" now?
Things are heating up.
546
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:22,966
I gotta go. We're binging
all the "10 Things I Hate About You" movies.
547
00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,801
Wait.
There's more than one?
548
00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,177
Love you. Bye!
549
00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:47,866
Creepy voice:
You're gonna die tonight!
550
00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:53,413
That's right!
551
00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:57,083
Jigsaw is back with
a whole new set of traps!
552
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:02,213
Watch "Saw 19."
553
00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:05,842
Only in theaters.
January 1st.
554
00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,182
Birt:
Banana pancakes.
555
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:14,517
Is there a better way
to start the day?
556
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:15,727
Thank you.
557
00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:17,687
Morning, Zoe.
How'd you sleep?
558
00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,400
Um, what does it
look like?
559
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:28,031
She was tossing and turning
all night long...screaming.
560
00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:32,827
I-I'm sorry
if I, um, kept you up.
561
00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:35,038
Oh. That's okay.
562
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,083
Nana, would you and Jaxon
go open up the store?
563
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,418
I want to talk to Zoe.
564
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:41,711
Come on, Jaxon.
565
00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:44,047
We have got some
broken ornaments to glue.
566
00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,508
Okay.
That's not helpful.
567
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,306
So...
568
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,934
you kicking me out or...?
569
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,602
No, of course not.
570
00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:01,189
But, Zoe -- And I really
don't mean to overstep, but I...
571
00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:04,901
I think you may have
some untreated trauma.
572
00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:07,404
It's not trauma.
It's a curse.
573
00:33:07,445 --> 00:33:08,613
N-- Sure.
574
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:10,782
When Savannah died,
I thought that I was cursed.
575
00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,617
I drowned myself in booze.
576
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:16,621
No. You're not listening.
Nobody listens.
577
00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:19,958
Okay.
578
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,584
I'll listen.
579
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:25,630
I am locking my mouth shut.
580
00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:31,428
You don't want to hear it.
It's -- It's too crazy.
581
00:33:31,469 --> 00:33:33,096
Hm...
582
00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:40,311
You're talking to someone
whose name is Birthday Card.
583
00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:41,646
Try me.
584
00:33:50,655 --> 00:33:53,450
My fiancé, Alex.
585
00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:55,577
He had rented us
this cabin.
586
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:57,454
And, um...
587
00:33:57,495 --> 00:34:01,666
we weren't the only guests
at this location.
588
00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:12,177
Alex: Zoe!
589
00:34:14,804 --> 00:34:18,725
Anyway, it doesn't --
It doesn't make sense.
590
00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:22,687
I understand it.
591
00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:28,109
T-There's a log
of the Yule variety.
592
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:30,695
It has some sort of curse.
593
00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:34,407
It followed you.
It killed your fiancé.
594
00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:36,284
It tried to kill you.
Yes.
595
00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:37,827
Not to mention all
the other dark forces.
596
00:34:37,869 --> 00:34:40,872
The man in the fire
and so forth. Yes!
597
00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:43,500
But let me ask you this.
598
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,293
What if...
599
00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:48,546
the log did blow up
in that police station?
600
00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:50,382
Then you're spending
your whole life
601
00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:51,675
worrying for nothing.
602
00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:53,510
And what if it
didn't blow up?
603
00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:56,137
What if it's
coming for me?
604
00:34:56,179 --> 00:34:58,306
We're all gonna die.
605
00:34:58,348 --> 00:35:01,393
We're all waiting for our
own Yule Log to kill us.
606
00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:04,479
But until that day comes...
607
00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:06,731
wouldn't you rather live
in a Hallmark movie
608
00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,608
than in a horror movie?
609
00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:11,236
Yes, obviously.
610
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:15,615
I got an idea.
611
00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,660
When Savannah died, we didn't
have a trauma doctor in town.
612
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:21,204
And we still don't.
But that's another story.
613
00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:22,414
Have a seat.
614
00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:24,249
The point is,
I did my own research.
615
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,376
You can learn anything
on YouTube.
616
00:35:26,418 --> 00:35:30,797
And I created
my own treatment.
617
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,340
It saved my life.
618
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,094
I want to try it on you.
619
00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,681
Is this, like, um, EMDR
620
00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:42,058
with the eyes moving
back and forth?
621
00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,518
That's part of it.
622
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,772
I know it looks dumb,
but try it for five minutes.
623
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,941
Palms up.
624
00:35:50,025 --> 00:35:51,192
Does it hurt?
625
00:35:51,276 --> 00:35:53,695
Don't open that.
626
00:35:53,778 --> 00:35:57,615
Now, I want you to follow
the light with your eyes.
627
00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:59,409
I know it seems ridiculous.
628
00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:01,244
It seems
absolutely ridiculous.
629
00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,288
Just trust me, okay?
Now...
630
00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,457
I want you to think
631
00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:08,418
of what you're most
scared of right now.
632
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,128
But don't say it.
633
00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:11,963
Okay.
634
00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:19,054
Now blurt it out!
A flying Yule Log!
635
00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,805
Open the card.
636
00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:23,475
And close the card.
637
00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:26,478
Zoe, you're doing great.
Keep looking at the light.
638
00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:28,813
Deep breaths.
639
00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:31,399
You said this wouldn't hurt!
640
00:36:31,441 --> 00:36:33,985
What are you most
afraid of right now?
641
00:36:36,154 --> 00:36:38,531
A flying Yule Log.
An alien. A cult.
642
00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:40,158
A hanging tree.
A little man in the fire.
643
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:42,118
Open the card!
644
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,582
I can't do this!
645
00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:48,917
No, no, Zoe.
This is all good.
646
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,503
Keep going.
647
00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:54,297
What are you afraid of
right now?
648
00:36:54,339 --> 00:36:56,800
That I have a curse...
649
00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,802
and that people will die
because of me.
650
00:36:58,843 --> 00:37:00,762
Open it!
651
00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:05,892
One word.
What are you afraid of? Log.
652
00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:07,852
One word.
What are you afraid of? Log!
653
00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:09,354
Look at the lights.
I can't hear you.
654
00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:11,231
One word.
What are you afraid of?
655
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:13,983
Log! A log! A log!
God damn you! A log!
656
00:37:14,025 --> 00:37:15,652
Open the card!
657
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:27,163
Zoe, keep going.
You are doing great.
658
00:37:39,217 --> 00:37:41,720
Zoe! Zoe.
659
00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:43,555
I am so sorry.
I pushed you too hard.
660
00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:46,182
I shouldn't have done that.
Are you okay?
661
00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:53,189
Oh, my gosh!
662
00:37:53,231 --> 00:37:55,400
Holy shit!
663
00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:58,153
Oh, my gosh!
I feel great!
664
00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:00,655
You do?
665
00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:03,033
Yes!
Oh, my God.
666
00:38:03,074 --> 00:38:06,202
Is this how normal people
feel like every day?
667
00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:10,040
Hey. Open the card.
668
00:38:17,422 --> 00:38:19,215
Congratulations.
669
00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:40,111
Hi! Merry Christmas!
670
00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:43,114
Hello!
Happy holidays!
671
00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:46,117
Hi!
672
00:38:54,959 --> 00:38:57,295
Well! Don't you
have a glow!
673
00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,048
Did you do a little
boom-chicka-wow-wow?
674
00:39:00,131 --> 00:39:03,134
Gosh.
It is not like that, Nana.
675
00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:05,136
Oh, I know
what it's like.
676
00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:09,391
Oh, no. It's Dawn.
677
00:39:09,474 --> 00:39:11,184
Zoe:
Hello. Welcome.
678
00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:14,562
Uh, what kind of ornament
can I interest you in?
679
00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:17,399
Ohh, I bought
all my ornaments
680
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,484
at that new store,
Morenaments.
681
00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:22,821
Well, they're so much...
more.
682
00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:25,490
No, I'm here on
real-estate business.
683
00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:27,951
We are not selling.
684
00:39:27,992 --> 00:39:30,745
Well, I know
change can be hard,
685
00:39:30,829 --> 00:39:32,330
but this store could make way
686
00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:34,916
for something
people actually want.
687
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,043
I don't know.
Like, 100 different olive oils
688
00:39:37,127 --> 00:39:39,045
or flavored popcorn.
689
00:39:41,506 --> 00:39:44,009
Birt, your business
is a failure.
690
00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:46,553
Dawn, you were a bitch
in high school
691
00:39:46,636 --> 00:39:48,013
and you are a bitch now!
692
00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:50,515
You're just jealous.
She wanted to be famous.
693
00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:53,393
And yet I'm the one
on TV and billboards.
694
00:39:53,476 --> 00:39:55,603
Real-estate famous
doesn't count.
695
00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:58,314
I knew you couldn't
leave me!
696
00:39:58,356 --> 00:39:59,649
I missed the chopper.
697
00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:01,359
That's because
you want a second date.
698
00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:02,861
My BeauRevolutionaries
agree.
699
00:40:02,944 --> 00:40:04,571
Your video is getting
a lot of engagement.
700
00:40:04,654 --> 00:40:06,489
Okay, can we just
talk later, please?
701
00:40:06,531 --> 00:40:08,616
It's a date.
I'll text you the deets.
702
00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:12,203
I was gonna be a star,
but you slept
703
00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:15,540
with the drama teacher
and got my role in "Grease"!
704
00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:18,626
You're such
a beauty-school dropout.
705
00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:21,087
At least meet the buyer.
706
00:40:23,548 --> 00:40:27,302
Yes! What's up,
BeauRevolutionaries?!
707
00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:28,595
I'm gonna, uh...
708
00:40:28,678 --> 00:40:30,597
I'm here at
my competitor's
709
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:36,019
quaint, failing
ornament store.
710
00:40:36,061 --> 00:40:38,396
But I like it!
711
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,899
I'm prepared
to make an offer.
712
00:40:53,870 --> 00:40:56,039
You should see your faces!
713
00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:59,376
Come on, guys.
It's quality, engaging content!
714
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:02,420
I'm just --
I'm just kidding.
715
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,881
Here's my real offer.
716
00:41:14,557 --> 00:41:16,393
Birt:
We'll think about it.
717
00:41:16,434 --> 00:41:19,688
But this store
is part of the family.
718
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:24,401
Well, think of
your grandson.
719
00:41:24,442 --> 00:41:26,277
College costs money.
720
00:41:26,361 --> 00:41:28,655
Just because
your dreams flopped,
721
00:41:28,738 --> 00:41:31,116
that doesn't mean
his should, too.
722
00:41:37,872 --> 00:41:41,501
- Let me help you out!
- Oh! Thanks, little dude!
723
00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:48,091
Jaxon. You shouldn't
have done that.
724
00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:55,974
Where have you been?
725
00:41:56,057 --> 00:41:58,601
Uh, uh, just looking
for glitter.
726
00:41:58,643 --> 00:42:00,103
What did I miss?
727
00:42:00,145 --> 00:42:01,855
Some asshole
with a lot of money
728
00:42:01,938 --> 00:42:03,481
wants to buy the place.
729
00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:04,983
But if I sell the place,
730
00:42:05,066 --> 00:42:07,652
it's like Savannah dies
all over again.
731
00:42:10,655 --> 00:42:14,242
Oh! I found this.
It's a shrimp fudge recipe?
732
00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,536
Isn't that weird?
733
00:42:16,619 --> 00:42:20,540
Give me that.
Give me that!
734
00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:24,544
Birt! Birt!
735
00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:38,516
Birt.
I-I am so sorry.
736
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,977
I shouldn't have snooped.
737
00:42:41,019 --> 00:42:44,105
When we were
on our honeymoon,
738
00:42:44,189 --> 00:42:46,858
we went to Mexico.
739
00:42:46,941 --> 00:42:49,861
We had this amazing
shrimp mole.
740
00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:54,366
And Savannah
got this dream
741
00:42:54,407 --> 00:42:58,078
of inventing
a new type of fudge.
742
00:42:58,161 --> 00:42:59,537
Shrimp fudge.
743
00:42:59,621 --> 00:43:04,292
Like the shrimp mole we had
in Mexico, but in a fudge.
744
00:43:05,168 --> 00:43:07,754
We were gonna sell it
in the store.
745
00:43:07,837 --> 00:43:11,466
"Savannah's
Shrimp Fudge."
746
00:43:11,549 --> 00:43:14,177
But then she died.
747
00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:16,096
And, uh...
748
00:43:16,179 --> 00:43:20,225
I tried to copy her recipe,
but it never came out right.
749
00:43:20,308 --> 00:43:22,018
I failed.
750
00:43:23,144 --> 00:43:26,022
I think that sounds like
a wonderful dream.
751
00:43:27,524 --> 00:43:31,695
But I'm not sure if shrimp
and fudge can go together.
752
00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:35,240
Oh, you don't understand.
753
00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:40,537
She made it.
It was...delicious.
754
00:43:40,578 --> 00:43:42,706
Like the shrimp mole
we had in Mexico.
755
00:43:42,747 --> 00:43:43,873
But in a fudge.
756
00:43:43,915 --> 00:43:45,250
And it -- Right.
Yeah.
757
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:46,751
Even the kids liked it.
758
00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:48,169
They were getting protein
with their fudge.
759
00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:50,547
But I can't re-create it.
I just can't.
760
00:43:50,588 --> 00:43:53,133
And now if I sell the store,
it's like...
761
00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:58,013
You have helped me
so much.
762
00:43:59,222 --> 00:44:02,392
I just wish there was
something I could do for you.
763
00:44:03,685 --> 00:44:06,104
Ah.
Just listening helps, Zoe.
764
00:44:07,772 --> 00:44:10,191
Hey. Um...
765
00:44:10,233 --> 00:44:12,777
Let's not go back
to the store.
766
00:44:13,903 --> 00:44:15,780
Let's play hooky.
767
00:44:20,785 --> 00:44:22,871
You know what?
What?
768
00:44:22,912 --> 00:44:25,957
I have always wanted to slide
down a firefighters' pole.
769
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:29,919
Ooh!
Benefits of a small town.
770
00:44:29,961 --> 00:44:32,255
Come on!
771
00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,674
Zoe: Whee!
772
00:44:34,758 --> 00:44:37,802
Ahh!
773
00:44:37,844 --> 00:44:39,971
Never gets old!
774
00:44:43,683 --> 00:44:45,477
Blaze! Thank you!
775
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,811
No problem.
776
00:44:46,895 --> 00:44:49,314
You can do striptease
on it, too.
777
00:44:49,397 --> 00:44:51,191
Oh.
Thank you, Blaze.
778
00:45:06,956 --> 00:45:10,502
I have the immune system
of, like, a brown bear.
779
00:45:34,859 --> 00:45:37,696
What's next
in Zoe's future?
780
00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:41,908
I don't know.
781
00:45:41,991 --> 00:45:45,912
Until what you
did for me, I...
782
00:45:45,995 --> 00:45:47,956
I didn't even think
I had a future.
783
00:45:48,039 --> 00:45:50,875
Aww.
I didn't do anything.
784
00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:52,335
It was all you.
785
00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:53,545
Hm.
Yeah.
786
00:45:53,628 --> 00:45:54,629
I believe you.
787
00:46:03,888 --> 00:46:05,515
Man: Gotcha!
788
00:46:06,725 --> 00:46:09,227
Turn it on!
789
00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:11,229
Turn it on!
790
00:46:11,271 --> 00:46:14,441
Help -- Holly, help me!
Holly, help me!
791
00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:19,362
- I warned you!
- Holly, help!
792
00:46:19,404 --> 00:46:20,864
Get him out.
793
00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:38,965
We did it.
794
00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:41,468
I'd high-five you,
but my fingers are burnt.
795
00:46:41,551 --> 00:46:44,596
I told you to wear
asbestos gloves.
796
00:46:44,679 --> 00:46:47,390
Okay. You stay here
until the cement is dried.
797
00:46:47,432 --> 00:46:49,809
And don't forget
to say the blessing.
798
00:46:49,893 --> 00:46:51,269
A-And what about you?
799
00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:52,854
I'm leaving.
800
00:46:52,937 --> 00:46:54,564
My debt to Zoe is paid.
801
00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:55,899
Where you gonna go?
802
00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:58,610
Off the grid.
Maybe Asia.
803
00:46:58,693 --> 00:47:00,612
Well, how will I reach you?
804
00:47:00,695 --> 00:47:02,489
You can't.
805
00:47:02,572 --> 00:47:05,033
Holly! Wait!
806
00:47:05,116 --> 00:47:07,744
A goodbye hug?
Holly?
807
00:47:20,423 --> 00:47:23,635
"We bless this land
and begin by acknowledging
808
00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:27,555
that we are on the traditional
homeland of the Sakogee tribe.
809
00:47:29,974 --> 00:47:34,229
We consecrate this site
as a burial of evil."
810
00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:55,250
What -- Is that -- Mom!
811
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,419
You can't do that.
You're gonna get arrested.
812
00:47:57,460 --> 00:48:00,130
Your brother's the sheriff.
I'm not too worried.
813
00:48:00,171 --> 00:48:02,841
Well, at least Jaxon
isn't here to see this.
814
00:48:02,924 --> 00:48:05,343
I'm here!
I'm lookout!
815
00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:08,346
And you were supposed to
warn me if you saw anybody!
816
00:48:08,388 --> 00:48:10,640
I didn't think
Dad and Zoe counted!
817
00:48:12,183 --> 00:48:15,103
Well, let's go home.
I made apple pie.
818
00:48:15,186 --> 00:48:17,689
Isn't that for
Christmas Eve dinner?
819
00:48:17,772 --> 00:48:20,442
Well, I messed it up,
so I gotta make another one.
820
00:48:20,525 --> 00:48:23,987
Nana's mess-ups are better
than most people's best.
821
00:48:25,071 --> 00:48:26,823
Race you to the house!
822
00:48:26,865 --> 00:48:28,742
Birt:
Try and keep up.
823
00:48:47,052 --> 00:48:49,095
Nana: Whoo! Whoo!
824
00:48:49,179 --> 00:48:51,473
You gotta let
an old lady win!
825
00:48:54,267 --> 00:48:55,852
Oh! Ow!
826
00:48:55,894 --> 00:48:57,228
What happened?
827
00:48:57,270 --> 00:49:00,231
It's just a splinter.
Let's eat pie!
828
00:49:04,277 --> 00:49:06,029
Birt, will you go get
the ice cream?
829
00:49:06,071 --> 00:49:07,572
Oh, I'll get it, Nana.
830
00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:08,865
Oh.
Yeah.
831
00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:22,003
Nana: Come here!
832
00:49:22,087 --> 00:49:24,589
Come here, dear!
833
00:49:26,716 --> 00:49:29,177
Come on! Come on in!
834
00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:31,805
Come on!
835
00:49:47,612 --> 00:49:50,115
Want some corn?
836
00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:53,451
It says it's expired,
but I don't believe that.
837
00:49:53,535 --> 00:49:55,203
Do you?
838
00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:58,998
People are never
really expired.
839
00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:02,377
Or logs.
840
00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:05,088
You know about the log?
841
00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:07,799
Well, of course
I know about the log!
842
00:50:07,841 --> 00:50:11,469
Why else am I sitting
in here freezing my tits off?!
843
00:50:13,388 --> 00:50:15,640
A-Are you evil now?
844
00:50:18,476 --> 00:50:21,146
Does this look evil
to you?
845
00:50:24,983 --> 00:50:27,068
Nana:
Thank you...
846
00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:29,279
You're not dead.
847
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,282
I have a very important
message for you!
848
00:50:33,491 --> 00:50:34,826
It's in...
849
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,623
Where is it?
I thought I had it in here.
850
00:50:40,665 --> 00:50:41,708
Oh...
851
00:50:43,376 --> 00:50:45,086
Switch up. Come on.
852
00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:46,629
Nana: The chair...
853
00:50:46,671 --> 00:50:49,841
Alex?! Alex!
Alex!
854
00:50:49,924 --> 00:50:51,926
Zoe! Oh, my God!
855
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,970
Hm!
856
00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:56,139
Oh, my God!
I've missed you so much!
857
00:50:56,181 --> 00:50:58,767
I've missed you --
858
00:50:58,850 --> 00:51:00,185
I've missed you more.
859
00:51:00,226 --> 00:51:01,519
There is just so much
I want to tell you.
860
00:51:01,603 --> 00:51:03,396
You've missed out
on so much of life and --
861
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,690
Uh, baby, I love you.
Yeah.
862
00:51:05,732 --> 00:51:08,860
Just it's -- it's not
a great time right now.
863
00:51:08,943 --> 00:51:10,403
W-We have to train.
864
00:51:10,487 --> 00:51:13,281
Come on, Alex.
Come on. Let's go.
865
00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:14,616
Come on.
Yeah.
866
00:51:14,699 --> 00:51:16,451
"Not a great time."
867
00:51:16,534 --> 00:51:17,869
Yeah.
868
00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:19,537
I'll see you soon.
869
00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:23,083
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Give me a left.
870
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,251
Alex!
871
00:51:26,211 --> 00:51:30,465
I think that message
was in my other pants.
872
00:51:30,507 --> 00:51:33,468
Anyway,
I remember the gist.
873
00:51:33,510 --> 00:51:39,557
"Hate is vanquished
when love remains."
874
00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:42,310
Or maybe it's...
875
00:51:42,352 --> 00:51:44,938
"Hate is conquered"?
876
00:51:45,021 --> 00:51:46,856
Oh...oh...
877
00:51:46,898 --> 00:51:48,692
Oh. Something like that.
878
00:51:48,733 --> 00:51:52,821
Mm. That's
incredibly generic.
879
00:51:52,904 --> 00:51:54,781
I thought it was pretty.
880
00:51:57,158 --> 00:51:59,494
It's getting soft.
881
00:52:07,168 --> 00:52:09,671
Nana:
It's getting soft!
882
00:52:12,507 --> 00:52:13,633
You looked so peaceful.
883
00:52:13,717 --> 00:52:15,260
We didn't want
to wake you.
884
00:52:15,343 --> 00:52:18,555
I wanted to wake you!
I want ice cream!
885
00:52:36,823 --> 00:52:38,575
Merry Christmas Eve, Zoe!
886
00:52:38,616 --> 00:52:42,037
Merry
Christmas Eve, Jaxon.
887
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,788
Okay! Bye!
888
00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,549
I can't go
into the store today.
889
00:52:54,591 --> 00:52:56,468
My stomach's
all jacked up.
890
00:52:56,551 --> 00:52:59,095
And I have
Christmas Eve dinner!
891
00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:00,472
Can I help, Nana?
892
00:53:00,555 --> 00:53:02,640
Uh, yes.
You can stay out of my way.
893
00:53:02,724 --> 00:53:06,644
I don't need your big-city ways
burning my casseroles.
894
00:53:06,686 --> 00:53:10,273
Well, you know we
have casseroles in the big city, right?
895
00:53:10,315 --> 00:53:11,983
Go open the store
with Jaxon.
896
00:53:12,025 --> 00:53:14,444
Birt had to run an errand.
897
00:53:14,486 --> 00:53:17,238
Okay.
Come on, buddy.
898
00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:27,999
Ohh! Huh!
899
00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,960
I don't remember
eating salad.
900
00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:40,095
Is that for me?
901
00:53:40,136 --> 00:53:41,471
Open it.
902
00:53:41,513 --> 00:53:43,348
Well, shouldn't I wait
for Christmas?
903
00:53:43,431 --> 00:53:45,350
No. You should
open it now.
904
00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:47,686
It'll make sense
when you open it!
905
00:53:50,188 --> 00:53:51,356
Ohh!
906
00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:52,732
I know you like coral.
907
00:53:52,816 --> 00:53:55,568
Jaxon, this is
the sweetest thing
908
00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:58,530
anyone has ever done
for me.
909
00:53:59,364 --> 00:54:02,492
Oh, crap. Uh...
Hold on.
910
00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:06,621
Zoe: Oh.
911
00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:11,835
What's that?
912
00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:17,465
It's the second page to your
mom's shrimp fudge recipe.
913
00:54:17,507 --> 00:54:19,134
No wonder your dad
couldn't replicate it!
914
00:54:19,175 --> 00:54:20,844
There was a page missing!
915
00:54:20,885 --> 00:54:22,429
Can we make it?!
916
00:54:22,512 --> 00:54:25,140
This would be the best Christmas
present for dad ever!
917
00:54:25,181 --> 00:54:28,018
Please, Zoe? Please?
918
00:54:29,352 --> 00:54:32,814
Okay. We're going
to the market.
919
00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:07,015
Here it is.
Moment of truth.
920
00:55:13,438 --> 00:55:15,148
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
921
00:55:15,231 --> 00:55:17,233
Holy fudge!
That is good!
922
00:55:17,275 --> 00:55:18,735
Fudgin' A!
923
00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:21,404
Okay. Let's close up shop
and get back to the house.
924
00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:23,615
Your aunts and uncles
will be home soon.
925
00:55:23,656 --> 00:55:25,617
They're gonna love
this mother fudger!
926
00:55:25,658 --> 00:55:28,620
That's enough
with the fudge jokes.
927
00:55:28,703 --> 00:55:31,039
Can you grab
the ornament, J-Man?
928
00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:36,461
That's weird.
929
00:55:48,223 --> 00:55:50,725
- Zoe.
- Jakester.
930
00:55:50,767 --> 00:55:52,727
Why don't you pick up
your phone?
931
00:55:52,769 --> 00:55:54,312
The car's fixed.
The road is clear.
932
00:55:54,354 --> 00:55:56,481
Let's go. We can go.
933
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:00,902
I-I-I have plans.
934
00:56:00,944 --> 00:56:02,737
I made fudge.
935
00:56:02,821 --> 00:56:03,863
Fudge?
936
00:56:03,947 --> 00:56:05,699
But the Yule Log Festival
is tonight.
937
00:56:05,782 --> 00:56:08,576
Surely you want to get far
away from that. I know you.
938
00:56:08,618 --> 00:56:10,745
Look, I don't -- I don't know
what I think anymore.
939
00:56:10,787 --> 00:56:12,747
And don't you want me
to like it here?
940
00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:15,166
Don't you have plans
with Tanner?
941
00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:16,376
We had a fight.
942
00:56:16,459 --> 00:56:18,294
The relationship
has gotten stale.
943
00:56:18,336 --> 00:56:20,588
Stale?
It's been three days.
944
00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:23,049
I just want to
get out of here, okay?!
945
00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:26,094
Okay. Look. We gotta go.
Just make it up with Tanner.
946
00:56:26,177 --> 00:56:27,345
What? Zoe --
We gotta go.
947
00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:29,305
Zoe!
Come on, Jaxon.
948
00:56:29,347 --> 00:56:31,433
Who is Jaxon?!
949
00:56:31,474 --> 00:56:33,268
...it's gonna
be so much fun.
950
00:56:33,351 --> 00:56:34,853
Ohh!
951
00:56:34,894 --> 00:56:36,813
Sacre bleu! I was
carrying my baguettes.
952
00:56:36,855 --> 00:56:39,357
I wasn't watching where
I was going, and --
953
00:56:39,441 --> 00:56:41,860
I am Francois.
You are...
954
00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:45,030
Jakester.
955
00:56:45,071 --> 00:56:48,033
But I think I twisted
my ankle, Francois.
956
00:56:48,116 --> 00:56:49,993
Can you help me?
957
00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:54,080
I'm sorry, monsieur.
Désolé. Désolé.
958
00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:56,374
Oh. Thank you. Ohh!
959
00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:00,879
I was wondering
where you guys were.
960
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,380
Oh. What do you got there?
Ah-ah!
961
00:57:02,464 --> 00:57:06,134
It's a surprise.
And where were you?
962
00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:09,387
You know how Nana's always
wanting to be famous?
963
00:57:09,471 --> 00:57:11,222
Yeah. She won't stop
talking about it.
964
00:57:11,306 --> 00:57:12,974
I got her a billboard.
965
00:57:13,058 --> 00:57:14,059
No way.
966
00:57:14,142 --> 00:57:15,393
The works. Yeah.
967
00:57:15,435 --> 00:57:16,561
I'll worry about
paying for it later.
968
00:57:16,644 --> 00:57:18,355
Come on.
Let's meet the family.
969
00:57:18,396 --> 00:57:19,564
- Hey, everyone.
- Hey, hey!
970
00:57:19,647 --> 00:57:21,733
- This is Zoe.
- Oh. Hi, Zoe.
971
00:57:21,816 --> 00:57:23,526
Zoe, this is Chris,
for Christmas Card.
972
00:57:23,568 --> 00:57:25,779
- Ann.
- Short for Anniversary.
973
00:57:25,862 --> 00:57:27,280
Hi.
That's Val for Valentine's Day.
974
00:57:27,364 --> 00:57:30,158
Her husband, Joe. And Sym
for Sympathy Card.
975
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,369
And now I have sympathy
for the world.
976
00:57:32,410 --> 00:57:33,620
Ah, he's the baby,
977
00:57:33,703 --> 00:57:35,705
so all the good names
were taken.
978
00:57:35,747 --> 00:57:37,165
Right?
979
00:57:37,207 --> 00:57:39,334
Okay, guys. Let's go
set the table for Mom.
980
00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:40,418
Her stomach
is acting up.
981
00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:41,920
Ah...
982
00:57:41,961 --> 00:57:43,171
I'm fine!
983
00:57:43,213 --> 00:57:44,422
It's butterflies, is all!
984
00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:45,924
You'd mess it up anyway!
985
00:57:46,007 --> 00:57:50,095
Just let me
put down my...axe.
986
00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:52,722
Oh, my God.
You alright?
987
00:57:52,764 --> 00:57:56,184
No. Birt, I left my axe
at the store!
988
00:57:56,226 --> 00:57:58,478
Uh, Zoe, I'll go get it.
989
00:57:58,561 --> 00:58:01,523
No, no, no, no.
It's okay. We're, um --
990
00:58:01,564 --> 00:58:03,024
We're about to have dinner.
991
00:58:03,066 --> 00:58:04,359
You sure? I don't mind.
992
00:58:04,442 --> 00:58:06,111
Yeah.
993
00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:07,904
This is actually
the first time in forever
994
00:58:07,946 --> 00:58:10,573
I haven't even thought
about the axe.
995
00:58:10,615 --> 00:58:13,159
This is the best
Christmas present ever!
996
00:58:13,243 --> 00:58:15,245
I could kiss you!
997
00:58:16,788 --> 00:58:18,915
I'm not stopping you.
998
00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:24,504
Chris: Get a room!
999
00:58:24,587 --> 00:58:25,672
Chris.
1000
00:58:25,755 --> 00:58:27,298
Come on!
Food's getting cold!
1001
00:58:27,382 --> 00:58:28,425
Come on!
1002
00:58:28,466 --> 00:58:29,676
Okay.
1003
00:58:36,975 --> 00:58:39,144
Buckle in for a Cards
family Christmas.
1004
00:58:39,185 --> 00:58:40,270
Okay.
1005
00:58:40,311 --> 00:58:42,439
Looks pretty good.
1006
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,649
Go ahead, Jaxon.
1007
00:58:47,277 --> 00:58:49,779
Bless this food for the
nourishment of our bodies.
1008
00:58:49,821 --> 00:58:52,574
And bless this family.
And bless Zoe.
1009
00:58:52,657 --> 00:58:54,534
All: Amen.
1010
00:58:56,119 --> 00:58:59,622
Wait. Don't eat!
We have a surprise!
1011
00:59:00,457 --> 00:59:02,417
Let's go. Okay.
1012
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,877
Do you need a hand?
No. It's okay.
1013
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,713
- Early Christmas present?
- I hope so.
1014
00:59:08,089 --> 00:59:09,132
Ta-da!
1015
00:59:09,174 --> 00:59:10,342
- Ooh!
- Hey.
1016
00:59:10,383 --> 00:59:11,384
What is it?
1017
00:59:11,468 --> 00:59:13,136
It is...
1018
00:59:14,763 --> 00:59:17,307
Jaxon: It's shrimp fudge!
Zoe found the recipe!
1019
00:59:17,349 --> 00:59:19,684
There was a second page!
1020
00:59:21,644 --> 00:59:22,771
Whew.
1021
00:59:22,854 --> 00:59:25,815
I hope that
you are not mad.
1022
00:59:27,942 --> 00:59:29,861
Mad?
1023
00:59:31,071 --> 00:59:32,238
Aw, Jaxon.
1024
00:59:32,322 --> 00:59:35,575
Zoe, you've -- you've
made me so happy.
1025
00:59:38,286 --> 00:59:40,205
So happy.
1026
00:59:40,288 --> 00:59:43,917
Oh, and it looks --
Gosh! It looks incredible!
1027
00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:53,885
- Whoa!
- Oh. Oh. Excuse me. I'm --
1028
00:59:53,927 --> 00:59:57,263
Excuse me. I -- It's just
butterflies.
1029
00:59:57,347 --> 00:59:59,182
Is she having a --
Is she having a --
1030
00:59:59,224 --> 01:00:00,225
Are you having a stroke?
1031
01:00:03,228 --> 01:00:04,771
Not on the food!
1032
01:00:04,854 --> 01:00:06,731
Oh! Nana! Whoa!
1033
01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:08,608
Nana, point your head
away from the table!
1034
01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:10,402
Birt:
Somebody call 911!
1035
01:00:10,485 --> 01:00:12,821
- Oh!
- Oh, God!
1036
01:00:12,904 --> 01:00:14,989
She keeps vomiting
right on the food!
1037
01:00:15,073 --> 01:00:17,242
Stop talking about
the damn food!
1038
01:00:17,283 --> 01:00:18,743
All: Ohh!
1039
01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,578
- She's choking.
- I'll give her the Heimlich!
1040
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:23,498
- I'm -- I'm trained in this!
- You thought it was a stroke!
1041
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:25,583
Get it out.
Get it out, Nana!
1042
01:00:25,625 --> 01:00:26,626
You're gonna be okay.
1043
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,921
Mom?
1044
01:00:30,005 --> 01:00:32,799
Thank God.
You're gonna be fine, Nana.
1045
01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:35,510
Ohh!
1046
01:00:41,766 --> 01:00:44,019
- Oh, God!
- Bro!
1047
01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:46,479
Ann: Oh, my God!
1048
01:00:46,563 --> 01:00:47,772
Birt: Call 911!
1049
01:00:50,442 --> 01:00:51,735
- Oh, God!
- Okay!
1050
01:00:51,776 --> 01:00:53,445
She's turning into Groot!
1051
01:00:55,822 --> 01:00:57,157
Chris:
Nana, what is --
1052
01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:01,494
Chris: Oh! Nana! Ohh!
1053
01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:06,624
It's okay, Nana!
1054
01:01:43,828 --> 01:01:45,038
Mmm!
1055
01:02:40,385 --> 01:02:42,512
Jaxon: Zoe?!
1056
01:02:45,682 --> 01:02:47,767
Zoe! I'm scared!
1057
01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:49,728
Dad told me
to stay inside, but...
1058
01:02:49,769 --> 01:02:51,479
I'm afraid
they're gonna hurt Nana!
1059
01:02:51,521 --> 01:02:52,939
They think she's bad, but
1060
01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:54,899
I jus think she turned
into a superhero!
1061
01:02:54,983 --> 01:02:57,777
She just killed Uncle Sym
because she didn't know her powers yet.
1062
01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,279
You should father --
1063
01:02:59,362 --> 01:03:02,198
You should listen
to your father, sweetie.
1064
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,243
Jaxon! Jaxon!
1065
01:03:07,746 --> 01:03:09,414
Jaxon!
1066
01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:13,084
This is just immature.
1067
01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:16,296
Immature.
Bet I know who did it.
1068
01:03:16,379 --> 01:03:19,215
I see debris.
I told you to clear this yard.
1069
01:03:19,257 --> 01:03:20,884
It has to show.
1070
01:03:20,925 --> 01:03:23,428
Ay, Alejandro.
Do you have beans for brains?!
1071
01:03:23,511 --> 01:03:25,847
Oh, goodness.
1072
01:03:26,598 --> 01:03:28,433
What the hell?
1073
01:03:50,997 --> 01:03:52,791
Nana Monster: You were
a bitch in high school...
1074
01:03:54,793 --> 01:03:56,628
And you are a bitch now!
1075
01:04:04,511 --> 01:04:06,471
Oh, my goodness!
Look at everyone!
1076
01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:08,306
You look beautiful!
1077
01:04:08,348 --> 01:04:11,643
It is time for
the Yule Log Festival
1078
01:04:11,685 --> 01:04:13,103
to officially begin!
1079
01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,648
And -- And, everyone...
1080
01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:19,317
Whoever gets the most views
on their video
1081
01:04:19,401 --> 01:04:24,155
using my Morenaments
is gonna get $10,000!
1082
01:04:25,990 --> 01:04:29,577
Have fun, everyone!
Be more!
1083
01:04:29,661 --> 01:04:32,706
Zoe: Jaxon!
1084
01:04:32,789 --> 01:04:34,332
Jaxon!
1085
01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:37,085
Birt: Zoe. Zoe!
1086
01:04:37,168 --> 01:04:39,004
Jaxon's in the house.
Is everything okay?
1087
01:04:39,045 --> 01:04:40,422
No. Jaxon went
looking for Nana!
1088
01:04:40,505 --> 01:04:43,091
He thinks she's some
sort of superhero! Shit.
1089
01:04:43,174 --> 01:04:46,344
Don't shoot unless I order.
Jaxon might be with her.
1090
01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:48,179
I am so sorry.
I'm cursed.
1091
01:04:48,221 --> 01:04:49,305
I brought --
I brought it here.
1092
01:04:49,347 --> 01:04:50,849
You are not cursed.
I am!
1093
01:04:50,932 --> 01:04:52,183
Zoe, this isn't
your fault.
1094
01:04:52,267 --> 01:04:53,476
We need to --
We need to fan out.
1095
01:04:53,518 --> 01:04:55,061
No, no, no.
That's what it wants.
1096
01:04:55,145 --> 01:04:56,438
It wants to isolate us
and kill us one by one.
1097
01:04:56,479 --> 01:04:58,314
We have to stick together.
And I need my axe.
1098
01:04:58,356 --> 01:05:01,609
Listen to Zoe.
She's dealt with this before.
1099
01:05:01,651 --> 01:05:03,570
Chris:
Found it! Found it!
1100
01:05:03,653 --> 01:05:05,655
Take your shot.
1101
01:05:05,697 --> 01:05:07,699
Jaxon: No! No!
1102
01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:11,286
Jaxon! No!
I told you to stay at home!
1103
01:05:11,369 --> 01:05:13,329
You're trying
to shoot Nana!
1104
01:05:13,371 --> 01:05:15,123
Birt: That wasn't Nana --
That --
1105
01:05:15,165 --> 01:05:17,667
it might have been her body,
but her soul is long gone!
1106
01:05:17,709 --> 01:05:18,960
Just trust me.
1107
01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:22,047
It ran off. But where?
1108
01:05:23,506 --> 01:05:26,509
It feeds off of trauma
and murder. It needs people.
1109
01:06:14,265 --> 01:06:15,767
Yo, what's going on, chat?
1110
01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:17,394
I'm here with my boy
at the Yule Log Festival.
1111
01:06:17,435 --> 01:06:19,062
And I've got
the Morenament, baby!
1112
01:06:19,104 --> 01:06:20,772
I'm gonna win that 10K!
1113
01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,941
Yo, I wonder if I can smash
this Morenament on my head.
1114
01:06:23,024 --> 01:06:26,152
Chat, what do you think?
Huh? You dare me?
1115
01:06:26,236 --> 01:06:29,114
Alright. Ready?
One, two...
1116
01:06:33,368 --> 01:06:34,744
Here are three ways
1117
01:06:34,786 --> 01:06:37,122
my redneck husband hangs
his ornaments wrong!
1118
01:06:37,163 --> 01:06:39,040
And this is brought to you
by Morenaments,
1119
01:06:39,124 --> 01:06:41,626
who were generous enough
to fly us out here.
1120
01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:42,919
Number one...
1121
01:06:48,258 --> 01:06:51,011
I just love
my new pendant.
1122
01:06:53,221 --> 01:06:56,641
Quick question.
What color was my dress?
1123
01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:58,727
Answer. It's yellow!
1124
01:07:11,448 --> 01:07:13,867
As you can hear,
everyone's screaming
1125
01:07:13,950 --> 01:07:15,994
over my Morenaments, baby!
1126
01:07:18,747 --> 01:07:20,999
That's one way to get views.
1127
01:07:21,082 --> 01:07:24,711
Oh. Here we go. Oh! Alright!
Yeah!
1128
01:07:24,794 --> 01:07:26,463
Sir! We have a situation.
We have to evacuate now.
1129
01:07:26,504 --> 01:07:29,841
What? Wait.
What's happening?! No!
1130
01:07:29,883 --> 01:07:31,009
My Morenaments!
1131
01:07:31,092 --> 01:07:32,302
Sir, we have to go!
1132
01:07:36,222 --> 01:07:37,932
My God.
1133
01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:43,021
It's possessing
the other Yule logs.
1134
01:07:43,104 --> 01:07:45,023
I want you to fire
on any flying log
1135
01:07:45,065 --> 01:07:46,399
where you have
a clear shot!
1136
01:07:46,483 --> 01:07:48,777
Man: Flying what?
You heard me!
1137
01:07:51,905 --> 01:07:53,615
- I'm sorry, Birt.
- Zoe, I don't want to hear it.
1138
01:07:53,656 --> 01:07:57,160
You defeated this thing once.
You can do it again!
1139
01:07:58,078 --> 01:07:59,329
I believe in you.
1140
01:07:59,371 --> 01:08:00,914
Yeah, I'm more of
the, you know,
1141
01:08:00,997 --> 01:08:03,583
"getting a cat out of a tree"
type small-town sheriff.
1142
01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:05,710
This was supposed
to be a cushy job
1143
01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:08,630
where I could just blaze
a fat one.
1144
01:08:08,713 --> 01:08:10,715
Blaze! That's it!
1145
01:08:10,757 --> 01:08:12,050
The fire department!
1146
01:08:12,133 --> 01:08:13,551
Water! Axes!
That's what we need!
1147
01:08:13,635 --> 01:08:15,053
Holy shit!
1148
01:08:15,095 --> 01:08:17,347
We need the fire department
at the Yule Log Festival!
1149
01:08:17,389 --> 01:08:19,224
Go onto a private channel, Dina.
1150
01:08:19,265 --> 01:08:21,351
This shit's about to
sound weird.
1151
01:08:21,393 --> 01:08:24,354
Beauregard: Ah, shit!
Shit, shit! Did I get that?!
1152
01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:26,398
Ah, shit!
I didn't get it!
1153
01:08:26,481 --> 01:08:29,943
Oh, shit. Okay.
1154
01:08:30,026 --> 01:08:31,528
Hey, BeauRevolutionaries.
1155
01:08:31,569 --> 01:08:33,571
We're hiding
at what some are calling
1156
01:08:33,655 --> 01:08:35,824
the Yule Log Massacre
and we're --
1157
01:08:35,907 --> 01:08:37,534
Sir! Sir! Quiet! Shh!
1158
01:08:37,575 --> 01:08:38,618
Oh, shit!
1159
01:08:38,702 --> 01:08:41,121
There's a setting.
I can dim it.
1160
01:08:41,204 --> 01:08:42,872
God damn it,
Beauregard!
1161
01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:46,918
Aah!
1162
01:08:58,221 --> 01:08:59,764
Roger?
1163
01:09:01,599 --> 01:09:03,435
Roger?!
1164
01:09:09,357 --> 01:09:11,609
Okay, BeauRevolutionaries.
1165
01:09:11,693 --> 01:09:15,238
I'm about to disrupt
the Evil Yule Log.
1166
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:16,614
Okay.
1167
01:09:25,665 --> 01:09:27,459
Oh, no.
1168
01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:28,793
No.
1169
01:09:28,835 --> 01:09:32,672
No. No.
1170
01:09:32,756 --> 01:09:34,758
No. No, no.
1171
01:09:34,799 --> 01:09:36,301
No!
1172
01:09:36,384 --> 01:09:39,220
No. No, no, no, no.
1173
01:09:39,304 --> 01:09:41,890
No. No.
1174
01:09:41,973 --> 01:09:43,892
Oh, no. No!
1175
01:09:43,975 --> 01:09:46,019
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Oh!
1176
01:09:46,102 --> 01:09:49,439
Help! Help! Hey!
Please! Someone!
1177
01:09:49,481 --> 01:09:53,651
It's Beauregard!
I'm rich! Please! I'll pay you!
1178
01:09:53,735 --> 01:09:55,153
Zoe!
1179
01:09:55,236 --> 01:09:57,155
Take her. Not me.
1180
01:10:04,954 --> 01:10:08,291
Zoe!
1181
01:10:08,333 --> 01:10:10,919
I always knew you were
my Yule Log queen.
1182
01:10:11,002 --> 01:10:12,921
"Take her, not me"?
1183
01:10:12,962 --> 01:10:16,925
I was talking to the fireman,
to save you first!
1184
01:10:16,966 --> 01:10:20,553
Who knew that our second date
would be so action-packed?!
1185
01:10:20,637 --> 01:10:22,681
Second date?
1186
01:10:23,848 --> 01:10:26,851
Beauregard is the guy
you went on a date with?
1187
01:10:26,893 --> 01:10:29,646
Birt, it's not what you think.
I-I meant to tell you.
1188
01:10:29,688 --> 01:10:33,358
It's okay.
It's -- It's your life.
1189
01:10:35,443 --> 01:10:37,237
Zoe: Birt!
1190
01:10:39,489 --> 01:10:43,827
Guys? Uh, guys?!
1191
01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:48,832
You're aiming it too high!
1192
01:10:48,873 --> 01:10:50,917
You gotta aim it
for the center of the log!
1193
01:10:51,001 --> 01:10:52,836
I know
how to aim a hose.
1194
01:10:52,877 --> 01:10:54,838
- Birt?
- It's okay, Zoe. It's your choice.
1195
01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:56,339
Guys, guys!
1196
01:10:56,381 --> 01:10:58,717
Beauregard, you win.
I know when I'm beat.
1197
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,552
I don't think
anyone's winning!
1198
01:11:00,635 --> 01:11:02,637
The logs! They're lighting back
up after you blast them!
1199
01:11:02,679 --> 01:11:03,930
It's not working!
Wait. What?
1200
01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:05,473
He's right.
1201
01:11:05,515 --> 01:11:07,225
They just keep coming back
after we blast 'em.
1202
01:11:07,308 --> 01:11:08,768
Chris:
Any more ideas, Zoe?
1203
01:11:08,852 --> 01:11:10,395
Maybe if you kill the leader
the logs will die?
1204
01:11:10,478 --> 01:11:12,564
Does seem like
a common trope in movies.
1205
01:11:12,647 --> 01:11:14,691
Point the hose at Nana!
1206
01:11:18,236 --> 01:11:20,155
We got her on the run!
1207
01:11:25,994 --> 01:11:27,996
Nana never ran that fast.
1208
01:11:28,079 --> 01:11:30,373
- I think we lost it.
- She could be anywhere.
1209
01:11:30,415 --> 01:11:32,917
It's weakened.
It needs another kill.
1210
01:12:02,906 --> 01:12:04,324
Hello?
1211
01:12:05,283 --> 01:12:06,993
Hello?!
1212
01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:15,418
Nana!
1213
01:12:23,093 --> 01:12:25,303
You must be hungry!
1214
01:12:25,345 --> 01:12:27,472
We have food.
1215
01:12:28,598 --> 01:12:30,600
Or do you prefer
fertilizer?
1216
01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:32,644
Did you know
fertilizer's poop?
1217
01:12:32,727 --> 01:12:35,146
I guess you eat poop now.
1218
01:12:38,566 --> 01:12:40,610
Nana Monster: Arson!
1219
01:12:40,652 --> 01:12:44,030
No! I'm your grandson!
Grand son!
1220
01:12:44,114 --> 01:12:46,533
Don't be scared. You're
just learning your powers.
1221
01:12:46,616 --> 01:12:48,618
You probably got scratched
by a radioactive branch.
1222
01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:50,245
Arson!
1223
01:12:50,328 --> 01:12:51,705
Nana!
You're hurting me!
1224
01:12:51,788 --> 01:12:53,373
Remember. You have
super strength!
1225
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:56,835
No, Nana! Please!
I don't want --
1226
01:13:03,842 --> 01:13:05,677
Back off,
you splintery bitch!
1227
01:13:07,762 --> 01:13:11,391
Go hide, son.
This is about to get messy.
1228
01:13:24,279 --> 01:13:26,698
♪ O, Christmas tree ♪
1229
01:13:26,781 --> 01:13:30,368
♪ O, Christmas tree ♪
1230
01:13:30,452 --> 01:13:37,042
♪ How lovely
are your branches ♪
1231
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:43,423
♪ Your boughs so green
in summertime ♪
1232
01:13:43,506 --> 01:13:50,472
♪ Stay bravely green
in wintertime ♪
1233
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:53,391
♪ O, Christmas tree ♪
1234
01:13:53,475 --> 01:13:56,811
♪ O, Christmas tree ♪
1235
01:13:56,853 --> 01:14:05,570
♪ How lovely
are your branches ♪
1236
01:14:09,407 --> 01:14:12,410
Birt:
It's safe now, Jaxon.
1237
01:14:12,494 --> 01:14:14,746
Jaxon?!
1238
01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:20,126
Hey.
1239
01:14:20,210 --> 01:14:22,545
It's okay.
1240
01:14:22,587 --> 01:14:23,797
She's gone.
1241
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:27,634
But I didn't want her
to be gone.
1242
01:14:27,717 --> 01:14:31,221
I know.
But that wasn't Nana.
1243
01:14:32,764 --> 01:14:36,393
Nana lives on
in our hearts.
1244
01:15:11,011 --> 01:15:13,972
Are you fucking
kidding me?!
1245
01:15:15,598 --> 01:15:18,476
Language!
1246
01:15:18,518 --> 01:15:20,103
Our axes!
1247
01:15:56,139 --> 01:15:58,266
Nana Monster: Arson!
1248
01:16:05,315 --> 01:16:08,109
Hate is vanquished...
1249
01:16:08,193 --> 01:16:10,195
when love remains!
1250
01:16:12,697 --> 01:16:14,783
I love you.
1251
01:16:18,161 --> 01:16:19,371
What?
1252
01:16:19,412 --> 01:16:20,872
A dream I had.
1253
01:16:20,955 --> 01:16:22,499
"Hate vanquished
when love remains"
1254
01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,793
or something like that.
1255
01:16:24,876 --> 01:16:27,212
"Or something like that."
1256
01:16:37,847 --> 01:16:39,766
I guess now
is as good a time as any
1257
01:16:39,849 --> 01:16:42,018
to say I love you, son.
1258
01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:46,898
I love you, too, Zoe.
1259
01:16:46,940 --> 01:16:49,776
I love you, too, Birt.
1260
01:16:49,859 --> 01:16:51,820
I'm not sure if it's romantic
since we've just met
1261
01:16:51,903 --> 01:16:54,739
and I'm --
I'm still in mourning.
1262
01:16:54,781 --> 01:16:56,991
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about Beauregard.
1263
01:16:57,075 --> 01:16:59,077
Not even on my mind
right now.
1264
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:01,454
Zoe:
I love you, too, Jaxon.
1265
01:17:17,178 --> 01:17:19,764
That's it.
It's the ashes.
1266
01:17:19,806 --> 01:17:21,933
It's love's remains.
1267
01:17:22,017 --> 01:17:26,646
"Hate is vanquished...
with love's remains."
1268
01:18:05,018 --> 01:18:07,145
I'm Blaze, by the way.
1269
01:18:09,105 --> 01:18:10,607
Abigail.
1270
01:18:46,059 --> 01:18:47,352
Zoe?
1271
01:18:53,692 --> 01:18:56,528
Zoe: Birt.
1272
01:18:56,611 --> 01:19:01,491
This isn't an easy letter
to write.
1273
01:19:01,533 --> 01:19:03,451
I've decided to leave.
1274
01:19:09,374 --> 01:19:13,211
By now, it should be clear
I am cursed.
1275
01:19:13,253 --> 01:19:16,047
And the best thing
for the people I love
1276
01:19:16,089 --> 01:19:18,383
is to be far away from them.
1277
01:19:18,466 --> 01:19:19,801
She stole my car.
1278
01:19:19,843 --> 01:19:22,429
Don't try to find me.
1279
01:19:22,512 --> 01:19:27,100
But please...
always remember me.
1280
01:19:27,183 --> 01:19:29,394
As I will remember you.
1281
01:19:31,354 --> 01:19:33,106
Zoe.
1282
01:19:54,377 --> 01:19:56,254
Nana: That's it?!
1283
01:19:56,296 --> 01:19:59,090
You're just going to
run away?!
1284
01:19:59,132 --> 01:20:00,759
You could've just said,
1285
01:20:00,842 --> 01:20:02,594
"Dump the ashes
on the Log Monster,"
1286
01:20:02,677 --> 01:20:05,430
instead of all
that secret-code shit.
1287
01:20:06,723 --> 01:20:08,183
Hey!
1288
01:20:24,783 --> 01:20:26,034
I'm sorry we didn't have
1289
01:20:26,117 --> 01:20:28,078
much of a Christmas
this year, Jaxon.
1290
01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:30,789
I just wish
Nana was here.
1291
01:20:30,830 --> 01:20:33,333
And Sym. And Zoe.
1292
01:20:36,378 --> 01:20:39,130
Hey. I want you
to know something.
1293
01:20:39,214 --> 01:20:42,384
Your mom
helped save the day.
1294
01:20:42,425 --> 01:20:44,678
I just want you
to know that.
1295
01:20:44,761 --> 01:20:46,429
I know.
1296
01:20:46,471 --> 01:20:50,725
Maybe Nana will get to
be famous -- in heaven.
1297
01:20:50,809 --> 01:20:51,810
Maybe.
1298
01:21:00,485 --> 01:21:04,030
Oh, my God. Is this Savannah's
Christmas Ornament Store?
1299
01:21:04,114 --> 01:21:05,532
That's us. Welcome in.
1300
01:21:10,328 --> 01:21:11,871
And your mother
was the monster
1301
01:21:11,955 --> 01:21:14,332
behind the Yule Log
Massacre of Mistletoe?
1302
01:21:14,374 --> 01:21:16,167
My mother
was a lot of things.
1303
01:21:16,209 --> 01:21:19,671
She was a beautiful singer,
a mean cribbage player.
1304
01:21:19,754 --> 01:21:23,008
Ahh.
I prefer not to dwell on the negatives.
1305
01:21:23,049 --> 01:21:25,385
Are these the ornaments
she actually touched?
1306
01:21:25,468 --> 01:21:27,846
She made a lot of them.
She made them?!
1307
01:21:27,887 --> 01:21:29,180
Can we buy the ornaments
she made?!
1308
01:21:29,264 --> 01:21:31,182
I'll pay you $50 each
if you sign them!
1309
01:21:31,266 --> 01:21:33,601
Okay.
What's going on here?
1310
01:21:33,685 --> 01:21:36,980
Dude.
Your mom's famous!
1311
01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:39,482
Do you have
souvenir T-shirts? Huh?
1312
01:21:52,662 --> 01:21:55,123
Birt: I was never one for
public speaking, but here goes.
1313
01:21:55,165 --> 01:21:57,208
I want to thank you all
1314
01:21:57,292 --> 01:22:02,172
for being here to celebrate
our store being saved!
1315
01:22:02,213 --> 01:22:04,841
And I hope you all enjoy
some shrimp fudge!
1316
01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:06,718
Cheers!
1317
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,261
I gotta get this recipe
1318
01:22:08,345 --> 01:22:10,847
because it is
deliciously disruptive!
1319
01:22:10,889 --> 01:22:13,016
Absolutely not.
1320
01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:15,143
And -- And I also hope
that you all can s--
1321
01:22:18,813 --> 01:22:21,232
Zoe.
1322
01:22:22,442 --> 01:22:24,402
You came back.
1323
01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:27,697
I guess I wanted to live in
a Hallmark movie after all.
1324
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:34,037
You know, since
you came into my life,
1325
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:36,247
I have become
quite the axe man.
1326
01:22:39,167 --> 01:22:41,753
Get a room!
1327
01:22:41,836 --> 01:22:44,422
Now, everyone,
it is time
1328
01:22:44,464 --> 01:22:46,883
to officially present
to all of you,
1329
01:22:46,925 --> 01:22:48,593
for the very first time,
1330
01:22:48,677 --> 01:22:52,180
our commemorative plaque
honoring all those lives lost
1331
01:22:52,222 --> 01:22:55,016
at the Yule Log Massacre
of Mistletoe.
1332
01:23:02,023 --> 01:23:05,110
Tatiana!
What are you doing here?
1333
01:23:05,193 --> 01:23:06,486
Tatiana, this is Birt.
1334
01:23:06,569 --> 01:23:08,863
Birt, this is
my former boss, Tatiana.
1335
01:23:08,947 --> 01:23:11,449
And I hope to be
your boss again.
1336
01:23:11,533 --> 01:23:12,534
Can we rehire you?
1337
01:23:12,575 --> 01:23:14,619
- What?
- It's that shrimp fudge!
1338
01:23:14,661 --> 01:23:18,123
We don't know how, but it
brings the coral back to life.
1339
01:23:18,206 --> 01:23:19,708
But how did you even --
1340
01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:21,001
I called her!
1341
01:23:21,084 --> 01:23:24,254
Jaxon. You little
mother fudger.
1342
01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:28,425
And, yes,
you can work remotely.
1343
01:23:28,466 --> 01:23:31,094
If I lived
in this cute town,
1344
01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:32,595
I would never
want to leave.
1345
01:23:32,637 --> 01:23:35,640
Did you say coral reefs?
I love coral reefs!
1346
01:23:35,724 --> 01:23:39,144
Can I give to your charity?
I'm rich.
1347
01:23:39,185 --> 01:23:43,273
Absolutely.
Hm.
1348
01:23:43,314 --> 01:23:44,941
Oh, you like that deep V?
1349
01:23:44,983 --> 01:23:48,278
Um, if you'll
excuse me,
1350
01:23:48,319 --> 01:23:51,239
I have some, um,
business to discuss.
1351
01:23:51,281 --> 01:23:53,700
Oh, one last thing.
I swear. One last thing.
1352
01:23:53,783 --> 01:23:58,788
Today only we are offering
20% off our shirts --
1353
01:23:58,830 --> 01:24:03,418
"I survived the Yule Log
Mistletoe Massacre."
1354
01:24:03,501 --> 01:24:04,961
You know Nana
would have loved that.
1355
01:24:05,003 --> 01:24:06,504
Hm. Yeah.
1356
01:24:06,588 --> 01:24:09,674
Nana:
It's true. I'm famous!
1357
01:24:09,716 --> 01:24:12,844
And look!
I'm dating a celebrity!
1358
01:24:20,143 --> 01:24:23,855
This is all so wonderful.
1359
01:24:23,897 --> 01:24:26,316
There's just one problem.
1360
01:24:28,568 --> 01:24:30,195
What is it?
1361
01:24:30,278 --> 01:24:32,405
Mistletoe.
1362
01:24:35,116 --> 01:24:37,452
I don't consider that
a problem.
1363
01:24:50,757 --> 01:24:54,177
Don't worry, Nanagroot.
I'll take care of you.
1364
01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:55,845
I can heal you.
1365
01:25:24,165 --> 01:25:26,584
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1366
01:25:26,668 --> 01:25:28,753
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1367
01:25:30,171 --> 01:25:31,589
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1368
01:25:31,631 --> 01:25:34,551
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1369
01:25:54,529 --> 01:25:56,740
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1370
01:25:56,781 --> 01:25:59,409
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1371
01:25:59,451 --> 01:26:01,870
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1372
01:26:01,911 --> 01:26:04,831
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1373
01:26:24,768 --> 01:26:27,437
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1374
01:26:27,479 --> 01:26:29,647
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1375
01:26:29,731 --> 01:26:32,192
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1376
01:26:32,275 --> 01:26:34,903
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1377
01:26:34,986 --> 01:26:37,322
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1378
01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:39,657
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1379
01:26:39,741 --> 01:26:42,410
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1380
01:26:42,452 --> 01:26:45,330
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪