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[ "Good King Wenceslas" plays ]
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♪♪
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Official YIFY movies site:
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[ Footsteps approach ]
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Music stops ]
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[ Door opens and closes ]
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Diane: Hey, Marla.
My cleaning service flaked,
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so I can't make it.
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Yeah, it's been
a big ol' shit show.
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I had people checking in
to units that weren't clean,
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and now I'm here with a vacuum.
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No. No. You stay. I'm fine.
You know, I got my music.
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It's -- It's kind of relaxing.
Okay, now. Bye-bye.
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[ Vacuum whirring ]
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[ Knock on door ]
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[ Vacuum shuts off ]
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[ Door opens ]
Hi. Can I help you?
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Woman: Yes. I'm having
a little bit of car trouble.
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These steep
mountain roads.
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They got me stuck.
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Can I borrow
your phone?
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Diane: My phone?
Don't you have a cellphone?
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It -- It died.
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Guess this just
ain't my day.
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Oh.
This here is my son.
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[ Footsteps ]
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[ Man giggling ]
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Diane: Wait. What are you --
No, you can't --
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No! What are you --
You can't come in here!
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[ Objects clattering ]
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[ All screaming ]
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Gibbons: Diane Hamby.
She's the first one to die.
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[ Telephone rings ]
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[ All screaming ]
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This guy did it.
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That is fucked up.
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Yeah, that's just the beginning
of the fucked up.
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That log matches the one
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that killed the couple
in the car.
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I think he used it
as a weapon.
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But in the 911 call,
it said that the log
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was flying by itself.
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Ha! I'll let you know
if I see a flying log, Chief.
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Yeah. I just started
watching it.
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Yeah. There's one there.
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Alright. You're
digitizing this, right?
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Not yet. I don't have
the right cables.
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Well, you better get your ass
over to Best Buy, then,
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cause you're
digitizing this tonight.
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Oh, come on, Chief.
I got trivia.
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The FBI will be here
in the morning,
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and I just know they're
gonna take over this case,
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and I want my own copy.
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You understand?
Yes, Chief.
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Alright.
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Oh, by the way, uh,
the couple in the car.
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The girl.
Yeah. She's still alive.
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[ Laughs ] What?
Yeah.
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Her face looked like
bone chili.
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Oh, well, that was her
boyfriend's skull matter.
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Turns out that she fell
underneath the steering wheel,
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and that protected her, so...
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Not sure I'd want
to be alive after that.
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[ All screaming ]
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[ Screaming fades ]
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Wait. Hold on.
Okay. I'm ready.
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[ Laughs ] Yes!
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Looks like this city girl
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finally learned
how to throw a lasso.
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Right next
to this cozy yule log.
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There's just one problem.
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Mistletoe.
Turn it off.
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Oh, I don't
consider that a problem.
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[ Screams ]
Turn it off! Turn it off!
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Turn it off! Turn it off!
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[ Sobbing ]
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You know, you should give
those movies a chance.
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They're cheesy,
but they make you feel good.
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Where is Alex?
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Let me get the doctor.
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Is he still alive?
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I'll get the doctor.
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Alex? Alex?!
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Beth: Thanks for
letting us stay.
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- Oh. No problem.
- You don't have to thank them.
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We're paying for it, too.
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We shouldn't
have to pay anything
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'cause the host
fucked up, right?
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We're gonna figure it out
in the morning.
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Ben: So is there any room
off limits?
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Yeah, actually, our room has
our luggage in it, so it's...
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Ben:
This one has the hot tub.
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Holly:
Speaking of which...
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let's hot tub!
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Gibbons: Oh, hell yeah.
Now we're talking.
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Okay. Whoo!
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Beth: Excuse me.
You're not gonna come?
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[ Pounding ]
The door's open!
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Just come in!
Beth: Okay.
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Ben: You don't know
what's been in there.
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[ Pounding ]
I'm gonna take a...
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[ Groans ]
Just hang on.
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Holly:
Do you two want to hot tub?
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[ Pounding ]
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Gibbons: I'm coming!
Hold your horses!
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Alex: Uh, why not?
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Hello?
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Hello?!
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[ Pounding ]
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What the fuck is that?
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Who's there?!
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[ Beeping ]
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Come out! I have a gun!
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[ Pounding ]
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[ Flames rush ]
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[ Pounding ]
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No! No! Fuck that.
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What the...
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Fuck!
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Nice loggy. No. I love trees.
I never cut trees.
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I don't even use fucking paper.
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Help! Help!
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Uh...fuck.
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Hey, hey. Whoa.
Here's some fentanyl. Yeah.
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Holidays are stressful,
you fucker!
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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Now we're talkin'.
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Ooh. Fuck yeah. I see that.
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Ooh, shit!
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Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm.
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[ Chainsaw revving ]
Yeah ha ha!
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Yeah, baby!
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Hey! Hey, Mr. Loggy!
You know what this is?
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Ha! It's a chainsaw.
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Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah.
You better hide!
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'Cause I'm gonna whip
your wooden ass!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Chainsaw revving ]
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[ Screaming ]
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No! No!
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No. No What are you fucking
doing, you stupid log?!
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No! You fucker! No!
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[ Blowing ]
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[ Telephone rings ]
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I told her to stay home
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at least until
after the holidays.
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But she was stubborn.
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And what's with the axe?
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Oh. Here she comes.
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Thank you, everybody.
It's really good to be back.
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I just want to
get in the work.
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Want to get really lost
in the work.
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Just as long
as everyone knows
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it's not me cracking the whip.
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[ Laughter ]
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I don't mind
donating a million,
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but I do mind
donating a million
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to lobby the government
and then nothing happens.
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Obviously, world governments
have been slow,
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but there are steps that
private entities can take,
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like growing coral
in nurseries
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that we then reintroduce
into the wild.
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Ahh. So colorful.
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Coral is just beautiful,
isn't it?
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I think we have a deal.
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Hold on a sec.
I'll get my checkbook.
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[ Light laughter ]
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Oh, my God! Look out!
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It's gonna murder us all!
It's gonna murder us all!
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[ Glass shatters ]
No!
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- What's going on here?
- Zoe: It's gonna murder us all.
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I think it's an issue
with the connection.
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We'll call you right back.
What's happ--
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Oh, my God.
Why aren't you guys hiding?!
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Man: She just freaked out
right in front of a donor.
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Oh, wait. Here she comes.
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[ Elevator beeping ]
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What do you mean
the case is closed?!
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The killer used a log
on you and your fiancé.
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Then he went back to the cabin
and died in the fire.
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[ Scoffs ] That's not
at all what happened!
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The log flew, okay?!
It's all on tape!
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[ Sighs ] The tape has been
destroyed, unfortunately.
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Yeah, 'cause you're trying
to fucking cover it up.
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What about the alien --
the alien body
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and -- and the giant UFO?!
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We didn't find anything,
and neither did the FBI.
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Okay. What about Holly?
I-I think she survived.
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She saw something,
for sure!
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I suggest you get help.
[ Beep ]
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That's what
I'm trying to get!
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Hello?
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What the...
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♪♪
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[ Knock on door ]
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♪♪
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Who is it?
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You can see it's me.
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Are you alone?
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Don't rub it in.
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Fuck them.
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You're the best thing that
ever happened to Coral.
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Not too much.
I'm on painkillers.
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I just don't know how
I'm gonna survive the holidays.
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It's not easy.
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That Yule Log
wants to kill me.
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It's gonna find a way!
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I just feel like I'm trapped
in a horror movie
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that I can't get out of.
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Zoe, you have been
in a horror movie,
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which is why
you need a reset.
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Move to a new movie.
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Something warm and fuzzy.
Like a Hallmark movie.
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No. No Hallmark.
Too Christmasy.
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Okay, okay.
How about...this?
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Mexico!
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Just sun and beach
and sexy pool boys.
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No fireplaces!
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Just an open bar.
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I can bring my axe?
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Uh-huh...
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How much is it?
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I'm hitting "buy."
No!
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I'm hitting "buy," Aah!
No! Wait! No!
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Whoop! Too late.
It's done.
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[ Giggles ]
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I see a tree.
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That's a palm tree.
And I'm gonna bop you.
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Ooh! They have
three infinity pools.
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♪♪
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♪ Deejay, drop the beat ♪
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Both: ♪ Yo, let's get
this party started ♪
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♪ This right here
ain't for the weak-hearted ♪
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♪ The house on fire,
the beat on point ♪
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♪ Let's raise the roof up,
blow this joint ♪
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- ♪ Party ♪
- ♪ It goes on and on ♪
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♪ Till the break of dawn ♪
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♪ Come on, come on,
party ♪
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♪ Deejay, drop the beat ♪
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♪♪
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Aww. Look.
Isn't that cute? "Mistletoe."
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Gross.
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♪♪
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00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,107
[ Harp twinkles ]
265
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,442
[ Thud ]
[ Tires screech ]
266
00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:17,487
[ Zoe and Jakester scream ]
[ Crash ]
267
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,575
See?! This --
This is how we die!
268
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,828
No, no.
Zoe, friend, okay...
269
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,205
We're flipping the script.
We're manifesting.
270
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,790
The tow-truck driver
is gonna be
271
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,292
a 300-pound psycho
with a chainsaw!
272
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,129
Or maybe he'll be
a total snack,
273
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:36,923
recently widowed
and on the rebound, hm?
274
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:39,050
If he's wearing a ski mask,
I am running.
275
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,552
Well, could you at least
put down the axe
276
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,263
or else he'll think
we're the psycho killers?
277
00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,514
Oh!
278
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,683
[ Vehicle approaches ]
279
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:49,019
[ Reverse signal beeping ]
280
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:57,402
♪♪
281
00:12:57,485 --> 00:12:59,279
[ Footsteps thumping ]
282
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:03,074
♪♪
283
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,287
Someone call a tow truck?
284
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,497
Told ya.
285
00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:18,965
♪♪
286
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,926
Come on, gang!
Let's go, let's go!
287
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:30,852
♪♪
288
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:38,777
♪♪
289
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,905
Who's got the charging cables?
Madison!
290
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:50,163
♪♪
291
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:54,542
♪♪
292
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:56,002
[ Hissing ]
293
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,887
[ Clicking ]
294
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,648
Okay. So...do you want
the good news or the bad news?
295
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:20,819
Whatever you recommend.
I mean, you're the...
296
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:21,820
Zoe: Mechanic.
297
00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,905
...mechanic.
298
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,157
Your radiator's shot.
299
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:29,119
Now, it can be fixed,
but it's not going to be cheap.
300
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,788
Okay. So what's
the good news?
301
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,748
That was the good news.
302
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:37,127
The bad news is the landslide
blocked the road.
303
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,004
You guys aren't getting
out of here for a few days.
304
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,047
No, no, no, no, no, no.
T-That's not gonna work.
305
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:43,049
That's not until
after Christmas!
306
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,010
Baby girl.
It will be fine.
307
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:46,428
This place is lovely!
308
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,305
We'll get an awesome room --
top of the line.
309
00:14:49,347 --> 00:14:51,683
Yeah, that might be
kind of hard.
310
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,852
Hotels get pretty booked up
this time of year.
311
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:55,020
For the festival.
312
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,188
[ Gasps ]
Festival?
313
00:14:57,272 --> 00:15:01,026
Yeah. It's the annual
Yule Log Festival.
314
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:07,365
The annual...
Yule log Festival?
315
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,200
But your town's
called Mistletoe!
316
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,536
Well, we used to have
a mistletoe festival.
317
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,330
Uh, I guess people
thought it was rapey.
318
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,083
Oh.
We are still in a horror movie.
319
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,378
Okay? Our car breaks down
in a creepy little town,
320
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,380
and they have
a Yule Log Festival?
321
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:25,342
This type of thing
happens all the time in Hallmark movies.
322
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:29,346
A wacky mishap forces sexy
city people -- that's us --
323
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,890
to temporarily live
in an adorable small town
324
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:35,393
where we meet-cute
with total hotties.
325
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,562
What?
326
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,564
It happens. Look it up!
327
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,191
[ Hood slams ]
328
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:45,195
So, I sleep on that
pull-out couch over there.
329
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,654
Y'all are welcome to share.
330
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,531
That's very kind of you.
No, no, no, no, no.
331
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,116
We are going into town
332
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,744
and we are going to rent
a helicopter or something.
333
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,579
Uh, I don't know
about that.
334
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,998
But there are
some cute antique stores.
335
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,209
Y-Yeah.
336
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:02,420
You go and report back.
337
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,381
And I'll stay here
with Tanner
338
00:16:04,422 --> 00:16:07,759
and see if we can't get
our...engine purring.
339
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:08,760
Hm?
340
00:16:08,843 --> 00:16:12,514
♪♪
341
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:16,059
Love you. Bye-ee!
[ Giggles ]
342
00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:18,436
[ Ominous music plays ]
343
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,606
♪♪
344
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,817
[ Joyful music plays ]
345
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,570
♪♪
346
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,114
[ Ominous music plays ]
347
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,032
[ Joyful music plays ]
348
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,201
[ Ominous music plays ]
349
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:35,328
[ Joyful music plays ]
350
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:43,461
♪♪
351
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:50,969
♪♪
352
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:54,305
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Whoa!
353
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,683
Whoa! Why don't you look
where you're going?
354
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,269
You were the one walking
around with the selfie stick.
355
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:03,189
It's my job. I have
millions of followers.
356
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,816
You probably
recognize me.
357
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,443
I don't.
358
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,820
I'm Beauregard. My channel
is BeauRevolution.
359
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:12,157
I was voted in the
top ten brands at the Influencer Awards.
360
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,075
Thrice. Heh.
361
00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,744
What's up,
my BeauRevolutionaries?!
362
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,581
I just met-cute with
one of the local yokels.
363
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,708
I'm not a local yokel!
364
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,294
Hm, with that axe, I assumed
you were a lumberjack.
365
00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:26,671
Oh, oh, hey!
You're getting a lot of likes!
366
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,506
Think the fans want me
to ask you to dinner.
367
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:29,799
I'm not interested.
368
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:31,509
Here. Let's exchange
contact info. [ Beep ]
369
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,720
Zoe! [ Gasps ]
This is perfect. How did you --
370
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,972
I do "Beauregard's
Love Life A to Z."
371
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,182
And you can be my Z.
372
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,059
Wait.
Tonight at 8, okay?
373
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:40,352
I'll text you the deets.
And don't worry.
374
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,938
It's my treat.
Because I'm rich.
375
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,024
Wait.
Uh, Beauregard.
376
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,235
Hi. Um...
Do you have a helicopter?
377
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,530
You bet I do.
378
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:55,116
Here's money
for the dry cleaners.
379
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:58,870
Wait. That's $1,000!
380
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,288
Is that not enough?
381
00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:02,624
I have no idea
how much regular things cost.
382
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,917
I'll see you tonight.
383
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:10,006
♪♪
384
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,842
Oh, my --
Oh. My goodness.
385
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,260
I am so sorry.
386
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,429
I was loading these bails of hay
from my heifers,
387
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,140
and I guess I just --
It's okay.
388
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:22,894
Oh. My manners.
I-I'm Dale.
389
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,063
Let me at least get you
a glass of fresh milk.
390
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,732
No. Really. It's okay.
Thank you.
391
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,901
O...kay.
392
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,572
Oh, my goodness!
Are you okay?
393
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,408
I am getting a little sore.
394
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,243
I was just toting around
this here fire hose,
395
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,286
and I wasn't watching
where I was going.
396
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,080
Ohh.
Where are my manners?
397
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,081
I'm Blaze.
398
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,416
Blaze?
399
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,209
I know.
Kind of ironic.
400
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,086
Blaze. Fireman.
401
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,089
The guys like to
razz me about it.
402
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,257
And you are...?
403
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,467
In a hurry. Goodbye.
404
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,595
[ Sighs ]
405
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,641
Oh! I'm so sorry!
406
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,436
I was just taking these tools
to the construction site,
407
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,022
and I must have --
Help! Help!
408
00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,982
♪♪
409
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,108
[ Gasps ]
410
00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,609
[ Bell jingles ]
411
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:14,821
I'm sorry to grab you.
But you seem new here.
412
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:21,286
Our town is known
for its clumsy hunks.
413
00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,872
[ Chuckles ]
Um, thank you.
414
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,624
Birt. Birt Card.
415
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:29,669
Zoe. I don't think
I've ever met a Birt before.
416
00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:33,298
Short for Birthday.
Birthday card.
417
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,133
Ohh...
My mom has a sense of humor.
418
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,468
That's her, by the way.
419
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,970
Oh, uh, nice to
meet you, Mrs. Card.
420
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,055
Call me Nana.
421
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,765
And that's my son,
Jaxon.
422
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,975
I make the superhero
ornaments!
423
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:47,562
Welcome to our humble little
Christmas ornament store.
424
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:51,483
Christmas ornament store.
This is all year round?
425
00:19:51,566 --> 00:19:54,652
Have you ever had
pancakes for supper?!
426
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,654
Uh, yeah. Yes.
427
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,406
Mom always said
you should be able to enjoy
428
00:19:58,448 --> 00:20:01,493
the things you like
anytime you want.
429
00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:03,995
She sounds like
a very smart woman.
430
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,206
Uh, where is she?
431
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,583
Heaven.
432
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:12,003
Oh! I am --
I am so sorry.
433
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,756
♪♪
434
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,676
Savannah left us
two years ago.
435
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:23,264
My, uh -- My fiancé,
he passed a couple months ago.
436
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,225
We are in the club
no one wants to be in.
437
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,811
I-I'm so sorry.
438
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:31,690
At least Savannah left you
this store as a legacy.
439
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,818
Hmm.
Not for long, I'm afraid.
440
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,361
A big corporate
Christmas ornament store
441
00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:37,612
just opened up downtown.
442
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,239
They're taking
all our customers.
443
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,408
I keep saying
you should do a billboard!
444
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:45,370
Advertise! And put me on it
where I can be famous!
445
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,163
Nana wants
to be famous.
446
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:49,207
Hmm!
[ Chuckles ] Great.
447
00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,377
Well, uh, I think
that the coast is clear.
448
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,338
So, um, goodbye.
449
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,340
Ohh!
450
00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:59,384
Our winter collection!
451
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,303
Oh, my gosh!
I am so sorry!
452
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,305
Oh! Wait.
453
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,392
I have cash.
454
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:08,685
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Your money's no good here.
455
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,438
It's not just about
the money.
456
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:14,107
Our customers ordered those!
457
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,609
And I thought
the hunks were clumsy.
458
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:19,904
These women from the big city
are worse!
459
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:26,244
♪♪
460
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:31,249
♪♪
461
00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:35,420
Look. I think
that I fixed it.
462
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,550
Damn it.
[ Laughs ]
463
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,761
May I?
464
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,137
Please.
465
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,930
♪♪
466
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:47,640
[ Sighs ]
467
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,394
You're doing great.
468
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:52,854
Thanks.
469
00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:54,814
It's just that, uh...
470
00:21:56,399 --> 00:22:01,404
...in the big city,
you all rush everywhere.
471
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:05,283
Here in a small town,
we take our time.
472
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,786
Like giving the glue
time to set.
473
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,371
Hm.
474
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,540
And be gentle.
475
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:16,378
As gentle as if you are
mending a broken heart.
476
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:23,385
♪♪
477
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:29,307
♪♪
478
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,477
You won't stay single long
in Mistletoe.
479
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,104
What? No. I --
[ Scoffs ]
480
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:37,732
I don't plan to stay long
in Mistletoe at all.
481
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,025
[ Chuckles ]
482
00:22:39,109 --> 00:22:40,610
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
483
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:44,489
Oh, crap. I, um --
I gotta go.
484
00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:50,078
♪♪
485
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:52,747
This place
is really nice.
486
00:22:52,831 --> 00:22:54,708
I own it.
[ Chuckles ]
487
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,420
It's called Disruptions.
'Cause I'm a disrupter.
488
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:01,840
So, um, you had said
that you have a --
489
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:03,633
Hello,
my BeauRevolutionaries!
490
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:06,636
We're here at my restaurant,
Disruptions,
491
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,973
with my beautiful date,
Zoe!
492
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:12,684
Zoe, have you heard
of avocado toast?
493
00:23:12,726 --> 00:23:14,060
Could you please not?
494
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:17,022
Then you are gonna love
avocado fruitcake!
495
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:20,525
[ Chuckles ]
Signing out. Ohh!
496
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:23,737
Feeding the engaging-content
beast is exhausting.
497
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:27,407
So tell me about Zoe.
What makes Zoe tick?
498
00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,743
I just really need
your helicopter
499
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,537
to get out of this town
today.
500
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:35,665
[ Ominous music plays ]
501
00:23:37,542 --> 00:23:39,502
[ Gasps ]
502
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,716
Are you having
a PTSD flashback
503
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,218
because of what happened
to your fiancé?
504
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,347
How do you know
about that?
505
00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,390
My team researches
everyone I date.
506
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,892
But have no fear.
507
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,061
You see that guy
over there?
508
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,773
Bodyguard.
509
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:04,194
Nothing can harm you
when you're with me.
510
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:08,448
So, um...
about that helicopter.
511
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:09,908
Oh, yeah. It's here.
512
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,327
Ah. It is picking up
some people tonight.
513
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:13,411
Can I get on it?
514
00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,829
Zoe, so soon?
515
00:24:14,871 --> 00:24:17,332
If you need a place to stay,
I have a suite.
516
00:24:17,415 --> 00:24:20,210
I just really need
to leave. Please.
517
00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,088
Okay.
518
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:25,173
It leaves tonight
at 9:30 sharp.
519
00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:26,424
I'll have my car
take you.
520
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:29,177
Really?! Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
521
00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:33,723
♪♪
522
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:37,852
But, first,
avocado fruitcake!
523
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:39,270
Hoh-hoh!
524
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,898
It is disruptive
and delicious!
525
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:45,777
♪♪
526
00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:48,613
Yeah, I'm sponsoring the
Yule Log Festival this year.
527
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,073
I'm flying in influencers
528
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,866
from all over the country
to help promote it.
529
00:24:51,908 --> 00:24:54,119
That's what my chopper's doing,
picking up influencers.
530
00:24:54,202 --> 00:24:55,328
Oh!
531
00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,872
Oh, my gosh.
I'm so sorry.
532
00:24:57,914 --> 00:24:59,624
I-I was taking these presents
to the orphanage.
533
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:01,584
Hey!
She's with me! Beat it!
534
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:02,919
Didn't expect
to see an angel.
535
00:25:02,961 --> 00:25:04,462
My name's Sean,
by the way.
536
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:05,922
Alright, alright, alright!
Nobody cares!
537
00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:07,757
Get out of here!
Let's go! Get outta here!
538
00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:09,718
Sean:
Oh, no. The children.
539
00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:14,806
I should probably
get to that chopper.
540
00:25:14,848 --> 00:25:16,975
Come on. We got
a couple more minutes.
541
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:20,812
I want to show you
my latest disruptive business.
542
00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:24,357
Get ready!
Ohh!
543
00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,443
Morenaments!
Hoh-hoh!
544
00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:30,113
I am completely disrupting
the Christmas ornament industry
545
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:34,826
because ornaments
can be so much more.
546
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,370
So you're the one putting
Birt's store out of business.
547
00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,664
I'm a disrupter!
Look.
548
00:25:39,748 --> 00:25:42,334
I have talking ornaments,
3D-printed ornaments,
549
00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:43,626
ornaments with A.I.
550
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,503
Oh! Here.
Check this one out.
551
00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:49,215
Man: They're racing through time
to fight the British in 1776!
552
00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:52,218
"17 Fast 17 Furious."
Now in theaters.
553
00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:55,013
The movie studios
pay me to advertise.
554
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:57,515
Then I sell an ornament.
Double the money!
555
00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:01,603
Mr. Beauregard, it's time to
get Miss Zoe to the helicopter.
556
00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:03,897
[ Sighs ]
We were just having fun!
557
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,565
Are you sure
you want to go?
558
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:08,777
I'm sure.
Thanks for everything.
559
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:10,403
That's a gift.
560
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,072
For until we meet again.
561
00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:15,283
Mamma mia!
Here we go yet again!
562
00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:18,078
"Mamma Mia 7"
is laying its love on you.
563
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:19,412
In theaters now!
564
00:26:19,496 --> 00:26:20,872
I don't normally
like sequels,
565
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:24,125
but this one's pretty good.
566
00:26:24,167 --> 00:26:26,378
Can we make
one more stop?
567
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:28,046
Roger:
Yes, ma'am.
568
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:35,053
Get her out of here!
569
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:43,478
[ Thud ]
570
00:26:43,561 --> 00:26:45,980
[ Thud ]
571
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,649
[ Thud ]
572
00:26:47,732 --> 00:26:49,150
[ Ominous music plays ]
573
00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:50,360
[ Thud ]
574
00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:54,239
[ Thud ]
575
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,699
[ Thud ]
576
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:58,410
[ Thud ]
577
00:26:59,202 --> 00:27:00,453
[ Thud ]
578
00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:01,996
[ Thud ]
579
00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:03,206
[ Thud ]
580
00:27:03,248 --> 00:27:04,666
[ Thud ]
581
00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:13,633
Jakester!
I got us a chopper!
582
00:27:13,717 --> 00:27:15,343
Let's get out of here!
583
00:27:15,385 --> 00:27:19,431
Oh. Uh...sorry.
584
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:22,058
I was hoping you'd be
charmed by our little town.
585
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,602
Am I a bad friend
if I want to stay?
586
00:27:24,644 --> 00:27:27,147
You can stay.
I'm getting out of here.
587
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:29,858
♪♪
588
00:27:29,941 --> 00:27:32,027
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]
589
00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:37,532
♪♪
590
00:27:37,615 --> 00:27:39,951
Ohh! Oh. So sorry.
591
00:27:40,035 --> 00:27:42,662
I was just refilling
these gas cans.
592
00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:43,955
I hope I didn't
cause any sparks.
593
00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:46,583
Zoe: Wait! No!
I'm coming! Wait!
594
00:27:46,624 --> 00:27:49,210
Hey! I'm coming!
Wait for me!
595
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:53,006
Hey! Hey! Down here!
596
00:27:53,089 --> 00:28:00,472
♪♪
597
00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,098
Fuck!
598
00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:09,814
♪♪
599
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,691
[ Vehicle approaches ]
600
00:28:11,775 --> 00:28:13,526
[ Ominous music plays ]
601
00:28:13,610 --> 00:28:19,324
♪♪
602
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:24,454
♪♪
603
00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:27,207
Hey. We were just looking
at Christmas lights.
604
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:28,750
[ Sniffles ]
605
00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:32,712
Oh, no. Zoe...
606
00:28:32,796 --> 00:28:36,591
It's gonna be okay.
It's gonna be okay.
607
00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:40,387
♪♪
608
00:28:40,470 --> 00:28:42,639
Zoe: Thank you
for letting me stay here.
609
00:28:42,681 --> 00:28:44,391
Birt:
Think nothing of it.
610
00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,976
Oh. I'm so sorry.
611
00:28:47,018 --> 00:28:50,313
Let me move that.
612
00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:51,898
I feel so guilty.
613
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:54,234
I feel like
I'm putting you out or --
614
00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:55,402
No. No, no.
615
00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,821
My wife would love
that you're here.
616
00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,031
Wouldn't you, honey?
617
00:29:00,865 --> 00:29:02,242
I'm -- I'm teasing.
618
00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:04,577
I-I don't actually speak
to my wife's ashes.
619
00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:07,080
Zoe:
I speak to Alex.
620
00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:10,375
Oh, I totally talk
to Savannah, too.
621
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:13,920
H-How did she --
I'm sorry to ask. I just --
622
00:29:14,004 --> 00:29:15,588
No, no.
There was, uh --
623
00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:20,093
She was jogging one night,
and a lumber truck full of logs
624
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:23,555
made a sharp turn,
and a-a cable snapped.
625
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:26,057
That is so strange.
626
00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:28,560
A similar thing
happened to my fiancé.
627
00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:32,272
He was killed
by, um...
628
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:33,982
a Yule log.
629
00:29:35,066 --> 00:29:37,652
Is that why
you carry the axe?
630
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:41,614
Oh. If anyone asks,
I tell them I lost a bet.
631
00:29:41,698 --> 00:29:43,324
[ Chuckles ]
It seems to work.
632
00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:45,702
Nice.
633
00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:47,537
Uh, this is him.
634
00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:51,374
I was on my way to Mexico
to scatter the ashes,
635
00:29:51,416 --> 00:29:54,461
but I'm not sure
if that's what he wants.
636
00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:55,712
I've been there.
637
00:29:55,754 --> 00:29:57,255
I bought the Christmas
ornament.
638
00:29:57,339 --> 00:29:59,090
I don't know if Savannah
wants to be in the house
639
00:29:59,174 --> 00:30:02,719
or at the beach or what.
640
00:30:02,761 --> 00:30:05,347
And once you scatter the ashes,
you can't un-scatter them.
641
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,098
Hm.
642
00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:10,518
S-Should we put them
together?
643
00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:11,853
Oh.
On the shelf?
644
00:30:11,936 --> 00:30:13,480
Um...
645
00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,106
They can chat.
646
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:19,069
Um, yeah. Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
647
00:30:21,404 --> 00:30:22,572
Plenty of room.
648
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:27,327
Oh, gee. Uh...
649
00:30:27,410 --> 00:30:29,120
Towels are
in the guest bath.
650
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,330
Zoe: Mm.
651
00:30:30,413 --> 00:30:32,290
Birt: Uh, sleep --
Sleep well.
652
00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:35,293
[ Door closes ]
[ Zoe sighs ]
653
00:30:35,335 --> 00:30:38,046
Jakester: I am so glad
you decided to stay.
654
00:30:38,129 --> 00:30:40,548
I said I'm stranded.
And I'm terrified.
655
00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:42,384
And you have
two men after you?
656
00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:44,094
Oh. The perfect
holiday distraction.
657
00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:46,096
I said I'm terrified.
658
00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:49,140
Am I gonna be
Team Beauregard or Team Birt?
659
00:30:49,182 --> 00:30:51,059
I have to admit.
I hate both of those names.
660
00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:52,560
You know, I feel like
we're having
661
00:30:52,602 --> 00:30:53,978
two different
conversations.
662
00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,897
The one I'm having
is more fun.
663
00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,482
So one's sweet
and one's rich?
664
00:30:57,524 --> 00:30:59,693
[ Sighs ] I wouldn't
put it that bluntly.
665
00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:01,486
Oh, and I didn't tell you.
666
00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:03,071
Beauregard's
ornament store is the one
667
00:31:03,154 --> 00:31:04,447
that's putting Birt's
out of business.
668
00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:06,324
And you're sleeping
with them?!
669
00:31:06,408 --> 00:31:08,827
Ugh! Boo, that is cold!
You've got to tell Birt!
670
00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,704
I'm not sleeping
with anyone.
671
00:31:10,787 --> 00:31:12,706
I'm sleeping
at Birt's house.
672
00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:14,666
And Beau and I
just had dinner.
673
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:18,128
Oh, he's "Beau" now?
Things are heating up.
674
00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:22,966
I gotta go. We're binging
all the "10 Things I Hate About You" movies.
675
00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,801
Wait.
There's more than one?
676
00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:26,177
Love you. Bye!
[ Smooches ]
677
00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:27,929
[ Video call disconnects ]
678
00:31:27,971 --> 00:31:29,597
[ Groans ]
679
00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:37,313
♪♪
680
00:31:37,355 --> 00:31:43,528
♪♪
681
00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:45,196
[ Sighs ]
682
00:31:46,489 --> 00:31:47,866
Creepy voice:
You're gonna die tonight!
683
00:31:47,907 --> 00:31:49,492
[ Gasps ]
684
00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:53,413
That's right!
685
00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:57,083
Jigsaw is back with
a whole new set of traps!
686
00:31:57,167 --> 00:32:00,045
[ Evil laugh ]
687
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:02,213
Watch "Saw 19."
688
00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:05,842
Only in theaters.
January 1st.
689
00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:09,012
[ Distorted ]
690
00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:12,182
Birt:
Banana pancakes.
691
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:14,517
Is there a better way
to start the day?
692
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:15,727
Thank you.
693
00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:17,687
Morning, Zoe.
How'd you sleep?
694
00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:20,065
[ Ominous music plays ]
695
00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:22,400
Um, what does it
look like?
696
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:28,031
She was tossing and turning
all night long...screaming.
697
00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:32,827
I-I'm sorry
if I, um, kept you up.
698
00:32:32,911 --> 00:32:35,038
Oh. That's okay.
699
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,083
Nana, would you and Jaxon
go open up the store?
700
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,418
I want to talk to Zoe.
701
00:32:40,502 --> 00:32:41,711
Come on, Jaxon.
702
00:32:41,753 --> 00:32:44,047
We have got some
broken ornaments to glue.
703
00:32:44,089 --> 00:32:46,508
[ Chuckles ] Okay.
That's not helpful.
704
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:53,306
So...
705
00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:55,934
you kicking me out or...?
706
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:57,602
No, of course not.
707
00:32:57,686 --> 00:33:01,189
But, Zoe -- And I really
don't mean to overstep, but I...
708
00:33:01,231 --> 00:33:04,901
I think you may have
some untreated trauma.
709
00:33:04,943 --> 00:33:07,404
It's not trauma.
It's a curse.
710
00:33:07,445 --> 00:33:08,613
N-- Sure.
711
00:33:08,697 --> 00:33:10,782
When Savannah died,
I thought that I was cursed.
712
00:33:10,865 --> 00:33:12,617
I drowned myself in booze.
713
00:33:12,659 --> 00:33:16,621
No. You're not listening.
Nobody listens.
714
00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:19,958
Okay.
715
00:33:20,041 --> 00:33:21,584
I'll listen.
716
00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:25,630
I am locking my mouth shut.
717
00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:31,428
You don't want to hear it.
It's -- It's too crazy.
718
00:33:31,469 --> 00:33:33,096
Hm...
719
00:33:35,765 --> 00:33:40,311
You're talking to someone
whose name is Birthday Card.
720
00:33:40,353 --> 00:33:41,646
Try me.
721
00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:48,153
♪♪
722
00:33:48,236 --> 00:33:50,613
[ Exhales heavily ]
723
00:33:50,655 --> 00:33:53,450
My fiancé, Alex.
724
00:33:53,491 --> 00:33:55,577
He had rented us
this cabin.
725
00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:57,454
And, um...
726
00:33:57,495 --> 00:34:01,666
we weren't the only guests
at this location.
727
00:34:02,834 --> 00:34:10,508
[ Screams echoing ]
728
00:34:10,592 --> 00:34:12,177
Alex: Zoe!
729
00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,721
[ People screaming ]
730
00:34:14,804 --> 00:34:18,725
Anyway, it doesn't --
It doesn't make sense.
731
00:34:20,018 --> 00:34:22,687
I understand it.
732
00:34:22,729 --> 00:34:28,109
T-There's a log
of the Yule variety.
733
00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:30,695
It has some sort of curse.
734
00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:34,407
It followed you.
It killed your fiancé.
735
00:34:34,491 --> 00:34:36,284
It tried to kill you.
Yes.
736
00:34:36,326 --> 00:34:37,827
Not to mention all
the other dark forces.
737
00:34:37,869 --> 00:34:40,872
The man in the fire
and so forth. Yes!
738
00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:43,500
But let me ask you this.
739
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:45,293
What if...
740
00:34:45,335 --> 00:34:48,546
the log did blow up
in that police station?
741
00:34:48,588 --> 00:34:50,382
Then you're spending
your whole life
742
00:34:50,423 --> 00:34:51,675
worrying for nothing.
743
00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:53,510
And what if it
didn't blow up?
744
00:34:53,551 --> 00:34:56,137
What if it's
coming for me?
745
00:34:56,179 --> 00:34:58,306
We're all gonna die.
746
00:34:58,348 --> 00:35:01,393
We're all waiting for our
own Yule Log to kill us.
747
00:35:01,434 --> 00:35:04,479
But until that day comes...
748
00:35:04,521 --> 00:35:06,731
wouldn't you rather live
in a Hallmark movie
749
00:35:06,773 --> 00:35:08,608
than in a horror movie?
750
00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:11,236
Yes, obviously.
751
00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:15,615
I got an idea.
752
00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:18,660
When Savannah died, we didn't
have a trauma doctor in town.
753
00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:21,204
And we still don't.
But that's another story.
754
00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:22,414
Have a seat.
755
00:35:22,497 --> 00:35:24,249
The point is,
I did my own research.
756
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,376
You can learn anything
on YouTube.
757
00:35:26,418 --> 00:35:30,797
And I created
my own treatment.
758
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,340
It saved my life.
759
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,094
I want to try it on you.
760
00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,681
Is this, like, um, EMDR
761
00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:42,058
with the eyes moving
back and forth?
762
00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,518
That's part of it.
763
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:47,772
I know it looks dumb,
but try it for five minutes.
764
00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:49,941
Palms up.
765
00:35:50,025 --> 00:35:51,192
Does it hurt?
766
00:35:51,276 --> 00:35:53,695
Don't open that.
767
00:35:53,778 --> 00:35:57,615
Now, I want you to follow
the light with your eyes.
768
00:35:57,657 --> 00:35:59,409
I know it seems ridiculous.
769
00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:01,244
It seems
absolutely ridiculous.
770
00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:03,288
Just trust me, okay?
Now...
771
00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,457
I want you to think
772
00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:08,418
of what you're most
scared of right now.
773
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:10,128
But don't say it.
774
00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:11,963
Okay.
775
00:36:17,135 --> 00:36:19,054
Now blurt it out!
A flying Yule Log!
776
00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:20,805
Open the card.
777
00:36:21,431 --> 00:36:23,475
[ Screams ]
And close the card.
778
00:36:23,516 --> 00:36:26,478
Zoe, you're doing great.
Keep looking at the light.
779
00:36:27,437 --> 00:36:28,813
Deep breaths.
780
00:36:28,897 --> 00:36:31,399
[ Breathes deeply ]
You said this wouldn't hurt!
781
00:36:31,441 --> 00:36:33,985
What are you most
afraid of right now?
782
00:36:34,027 --> 00:36:36,071
[ Whirring ]
783
00:36:36,154 --> 00:36:38,531
A flying Yule Log.
An alien. A cult.
784
00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:40,158
A hanging tree.
A little man in the fire.
785
00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:42,118
Open the card!
786
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:46,164
[ Screaming ]
787
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,582
I can't do this!
788
00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:48,917
No, no, Zoe.
This is all good.
789
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,503
Keep going.
790
00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:54,297
What are you afraid of
right now?
791
00:36:54,339 --> 00:36:56,800
That I have a curse...
792
00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,802
and that people will die
because of me.
793
00:36:58,843 --> 00:37:00,762
Open it!
794
00:37:00,845 --> 00:37:02,472
[ Screams ]
795
00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:05,892
One word.
What are you afraid of? Log.
796
00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:07,852
One word.
What are you afraid of? Log!
797
00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:09,354
Look at the lights.
I can't hear you.
798
00:37:09,437 --> 00:37:11,231
One word.
What are you afraid of?
799
00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:13,983
Log! A log! A log!
God damn you! A log!
800
00:37:14,025 --> 00:37:15,652
Open the card!
801
00:37:15,694 --> 00:37:17,237
[ Gasps ]
802
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:24,202
♪♪
803
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:27,163
Zoe, keep going.
You are doing great.
804
00:37:27,205 --> 00:37:33,128
♪♪
805
00:37:33,211 --> 00:37:39,175
♪♪
806
00:37:39,217 --> 00:37:41,720
Zoe! Zoe.
807
00:37:41,761 --> 00:37:43,555
I am so sorry.
I pushed you too hard.
808
00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:46,182
I shouldn't have done that.
Are you okay?
809
00:37:46,224 --> 00:37:48,059
[ Groans ]
810
00:37:49,227 --> 00:37:51,730
[ Chuckling hysterically ]
811
00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:53,189
Oh, my gosh!
812
00:37:53,231 --> 00:37:55,400
[ Gasps ] Holy shit!
813
00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:58,153
Oh, my gosh!
I feel great!
814
00:37:58,236 --> 00:37:59,654
[ Laughs ]
815
00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:00,655
You do?
816
00:38:00,697 --> 00:38:03,033
[ Laughing ] Yes!
Oh, my God.
817
00:38:03,074 --> 00:38:06,202
Is this how normal people
feel like every day?
818
00:38:06,244 --> 00:38:08,079
[ Chuckles ]
819
00:38:08,121 --> 00:38:10,040
Hey. Open the card.
820
00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:16,212
♪♪
821
00:38:16,254 --> 00:38:17,339
[ Fireworks popping ]
822
00:38:17,422 --> 00:38:19,215
Congratulations.
823
00:38:19,257 --> 00:38:21,343
[ Both chuckling ]
824
00:38:21,426 --> 00:38:24,971
♪♪
825
00:38:25,055 --> 00:38:27,182
[ Ominous music plays ]
826
00:38:27,265 --> 00:38:32,062
♪♪
827
00:38:32,103 --> 00:38:36,024
♪♪
828
00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:40,111
Hi! Merry Christmas!
829
00:38:40,195 --> 00:38:43,114
Hello!
Happy holidays!
830
00:38:43,198 --> 00:38:44,574
[ Sighs ]
831
00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:46,117
Hi!
832
00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:53,124
♪♪
833
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,876
[ Bell jingles ]
834
00:38:54,959 --> 00:38:57,295
Well! Don't you
have a glow!
835
00:38:57,379 --> 00:39:00,048
Did you do a little
boom-chicka-wow-wow?
836
00:39:00,131 --> 00:39:03,134
[ Laughs ] Gosh.
It is not like that, Nana.
837
00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:05,136
Oh, I know
what it's like.
838
00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:06,137
[ Bell jingles ]
839
00:39:06,221 --> 00:39:09,391
Oh, no. It's Dawn.
840
00:39:09,474 --> 00:39:11,184
Zoe:
Hello. Welcome.
841
00:39:11,267 --> 00:39:14,562
Uh, what kind of ornament
can I interest you in?
842
00:39:14,604 --> 00:39:17,399
Ohh, I bought
all my ornaments
843
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,484
at that new store,
Morenaments.
844
00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:22,821
Well, they're so much...
more.
845
00:39:22,904 --> 00:39:25,490
No, I'm here on
real-estate business.
846
00:39:25,573 --> 00:39:27,951
We are not selling.
847
00:39:27,992 --> 00:39:30,745
Well, I know
change can be hard,
848
00:39:30,829 --> 00:39:32,330
but this store could make way
849
00:39:32,414 --> 00:39:34,916
for something
people actually want.
850
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,043
I don't know.
Like, 100 different olive oils
851
00:39:37,127 --> 00:39:39,045
or flavored popcorn.
852
00:39:39,129 --> 00:39:41,464
[ Cellphone rings ]
853
00:39:41,506 --> 00:39:44,009
Birt, your business
is a failure.
854
00:39:44,092 --> 00:39:46,553
Dawn, you were a bitch
in high school
855
00:39:46,636 --> 00:39:48,013
and you are a bitch now!
856
00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:50,515
You're just jealous.
She wanted to be famous.
857
00:39:50,557 --> 00:39:53,393
And yet I'm the one
on TV and billboards.
858
00:39:53,476 --> 00:39:55,603
Real-estate famous
doesn't count.
859
00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:58,314
I knew you couldn't
leave me!
860
00:39:58,356 --> 00:39:59,649
I missed the chopper.
861
00:39:59,691 --> 00:40:01,359
That's because
you want a second date.
862
00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:02,861
My BeauRevolutionaries
agree.
863
00:40:02,944 --> 00:40:04,571
Your video is getting
a lot of engagement.
864
00:40:04,654 --> 00:40:06,489
Okay, can we just
talk later, please?
865
00:40:06,531 --> 00:40:08,616
It's a date.
I'll text you the deets.
866
00:40:09,909 --> 00:40:12,203
I was gonna be a star,
but you slept
867
00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:15,540
with the drama teacher
and got my role in "Grease"!
868
00:40:15,623 --> 00:40:18,626
You're such
a beauty-school dropout.
869
00:40:18,710 --> 00:40:21,087
At least meet the buyer.
870
00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:23,506
♪♪
871
00:40:23,548 --> 00:40:27,302
Yes! What's up,
BeauRevolutionaries?!
872
00:40:27,385 --> 00:40:28,595
I'm gonna, uh...
873
00:40:28,678 --> 00:40:30,597
I'm here at
my competitor's
874
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:36,019
quaint, failing
ornament store.
875
00:40:36,061 --> 00:40:38,396
But I like it!
876
00:40:38,438 --> 00:40:40,899
I'm prepared
to make an offer.
877
00:40:40,982 --> 00:40:48,740
♪♪
878
00:40:50,533 --> 00:40:53,787
[ Laughing ]
879
00:40:53,870 --> 00:40:56,039
You should see your faces!
880
00:40:56,081 --> 00:40:59,376
Come on, guys.
It's quality, engaging content!
881
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:02,420
I'm just --
I'm just kidding.
882
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:04,881
Here's my real offer.
883
00:41:04,923 --> 00:41:08,843
♪♪
884
00:41:14,557 --> 00:41:16,393
Birt:
We'll think about it.
885
00:41:16,434 --> 00:41:19,688
But this store
is part of the family.
886
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:24,401
Well, think of
your grandson.
887
00:41:24,442 --> 00:41:26,277
College costs money.
888
00:41:26,361 --> 00:41:28,655
Just because
your dreams flopped,
889
00:41:28,738 --> 00:41:31,116
that doesn't mean
his should, too.
890
00:41:31,157 --> 00:41:37,789
♪♪
891
00:41:37,872 --> 00:41:41,501
- Let me help you out!
- Oh! Thanks, little dude!
892
00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:48,091
Jaxon. You shouldn't
have done that.
893
00:41:48,133 --> 00:41:49,718
[ Dawn screams ]
894
00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:55,974
Where have you been?
895
00:41:56,057 --> 00:41:58,601
Uh, uh, just looking
for glitter.
896
00:41:58,643 --> 00:42:00,103
What did I miss?
897
00:42:00,145 --> 00:42:01,855
Some asshole
with a lot of money
898
00:42:01,938 --> 00:42:03,481
wants to buy the place.
899
00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:04,983
But if I sell the place,
900
00:42:05,066 --> 00:42:07,652
it's like Savannah dies
all over again.
901
00:42:07,694 --> 00:42:10,613
♪♪
902
00:42:10,655 --> 00:42:14,242
Oh! I found this.
It's a shrimp fudge recipe?
903
00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,536
Isn't that weird?
904
00:42:16,619 --> 00:42:20,540
Give me that.
Give me that!
905
00:42:20,623 --> 00:42:24,544
Birt! Birt!
906
00:42:24,627 --> 00:42:30,633
♪♪
907
00:42:30,675 --> 00:42:34,679
♪♪
908
00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:38,516
Birt.
I-I am so sorry.
909
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,977
I shouldn't have snooped.
910
00:42:41,019 --> 00:42:44,105
When we were
on our honeymoon,
911
00:42:44,189 --> 00:42:46,858
we went to Mexico.
912
00:42:46,941 --> 00:42:49,861
We had this amazing
shrimp mole.
913
00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:54,366
And Savannah
got this dream
914
00:42:54,407 --> 00:42:58,078
of inventing
a new type of fudge.
915
00:42:58,161 --> 00:42:59,537
Shrimp fudge.
916
00:42:59,621 --> 00:43:04,292
Like the shrimp mole we had
in Mexico, but in a fudge.
917
00:43:05,168 --> 00:43:07,754
We were gonna sell it
in the store.
918
00:43:07,837 --> 00:43:11,466
"Savannah's
Shrimp Fudge."
919
00:43:11,549 --> 00:43:14,177
But then she died.
920
00:43:14,219 --> 00:43:16,096
And, uh...
921
00:43:16,179 --> 00:43:20,225
I tried to copy her recipe,
but it never came out right.
922
00:43:20,308 --> 00:43:22,018
I failed.
923
00:43:23,144 --> 00:43:26,022
I think that sounds like
a wonderful dream.
924
00:43:27,524 --> 00:43:31,695
But I'm not sure if shrimp
and fudge can go together.
925
00:43:33,071 --> 00:43:35,240
Oh, you don't understand.
926
00:43:35,281 --> 00:43:40,537
She made it.
It was...delicious.
927
00:43:40,578 --> 00:43:42,706
Like the shrimp mole
we had in Mexico.
928
00:43:42,747 --> 00:43:43,873
But in a fudge.
929
00:43:43,915 --> 00:43:45,250
And it -- Right.
Yeah.
930
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:46,751
Even the kids liked it.
931
00:43:46,793 --> 00:43:48,169
They were getting protein
with their fudge.
932
00:43:48,253 --> 00:43:50,547
But I can't re-create it.
I just can't.
933
00:43:50,588 --> 00:43:53,133
And now if I sell the store,
it's like...
934
00:43:55,135 --> 00:43:58,013
You have helped me
so much.
935
00:43:59,222 --> 00:44:02,392
I just wish there was
something I could do for you.
936
00:44:03,685 --> 00:44:06,104
Ah.
Just listening helps, Zoe.
937
00:44:07,772 --> 00:44:10,191
Hey. Um...
938
00:44:10,233 --> 00:44:12,777
Let's not go back
to the store.
939
00:44:13,903 --> 00:44:15,780
Let's play hooky.
940
00:44:17,115 --> 00:44:18,867
[ Chuckles ]
941
00:44:20,785 --> 00:44:22,871
You know what?
What?
942
00:44:22,912 --> 00:44:25,957
I have always wanted to slide
down a firefighters' pole.
943
00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:29,919
Ooh!
Benefits of a small town.
944
00:44:29,961 --> 00:44:32,255
Come on!
[ Laughs ]
945
00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,674
Zoe: Whee!
946
00:44:34,758 --> 00:44:37,802
Ahh! [ Laughs ]
947
00:44:37,844 --> 00:44:39,971
Never gets old!
948
00:44:40,013 --> 00:44:42,307
[ Both laughing ]
949
00:44:43,683 --> 00:44:45,477
Blaze! Thank you!
950
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,811
No problem.
951
00:44:46,895 --> 00:44:49,314
You can do striptease
on it, too.
952
00:44:49,397 --> 00:44:51,191
Oh.
Thank you, Blaze.
953
00:44:51,274 --> 00:44:59,741
♪♪
954
00:44:59,824 --> 00:45:06,873
♪♪
955
00:45:06,956 --> 00:45:10,502
I have the immune system
of, like, a brown bear.
956
00:45:10,585 --> 00:45:18,677
♪♪
957
00:45:18,718 --> 00:45:27,644
♪♪
958
00:45:27,686 --> 00:45:34,818
♪♪
959
00:45:34,859 --> 00:45:37,696
What's next
in Zoe's future?
960
00:45:37,737 --> 00:45:39,739
[ Laughs ]
961
00:45:39,823 --> 00:45:41,908
I don't know.
962
00:45:41,991 --> 00:45:45,912
Until what you
did for me, I...
963
00:45:45,995 --> 00:45:47,956
I didn't even think
I had a future.
964
00:45:48,039 --> 00:45:50,875
Aww.
I didn't do anything.
965
00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:52,335
It was all you.
966
00:45:52,377 --> 00:45:53,545
Hm.
Yeah.
967
00:45:53,628 --> 00:45:54,629
I believe you.
968
00:45:54,713 --> 00:45:56,589
[ Ominous music plays ]
969
00:45:56,673 --> 00:46:03,847
♪♪
970
00:46:03,888 --> 00:46:05,515
Man: Gotcha!
971
00:46:06,725 --> 00:46:09,227
[ Grunts ] Turn it on!
972
00:46:09,310 --> 00:46:11,229
Turn it on!
973
00:46:11,271 --> 00:46:14,441
Help -- Holly, help me!
Holly, help me!
974
00:46:14,524 --> 00:46:16,067
[ Motor starts ]
975
00:46:16,151 --> 00:46:19,362
- I warned you!
- Holly, help!
976
00:46:19,404 --> 00:46:20,864
Get him out.
977
00:46:20,905 --> 00:46:23,450
[ Grunting ]
978
00:46:23,533 --> 00:46:25,702
[ High-pitched grinding ]
979
00:46:25,744 --> 00:46:30,498
♪♪
980
00:46:30,540 --> 00:46:32,292
[ Triumphant music plays ]
981
00:46:32,375 --> 00:46:37,255
♪♪
982
00:46:37,339 --> 00:46:38,965
We did it.
983
00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:41,468
I'd high-five you,
but my fingers are burnt.
984
00:46:41,551 --> 00:46:44,596
I told you to wear
asbestos gloves.
985
00:46:44,679 --> 00:46:47,390
Okay. You stay here
until the cement is dried.
986
00:46:47,432 --> 00:46:49,809
And don't forget
to say the blessing.
987
00:46:49,893 --> 00:46:51,269
A-And what about you?
988
00:46:51,311 --> 00:46:52,854
I'm leaving.
989
00:46:52,937 --> 00:46:54,564
My debt to Zoe is paid.
990
00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:55,899
Where you gonna go?
991
00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:58,610
Off the grid.
Maybe Asia.
992
00:46:58,693 --> 00:47:00,612
Well, how will I reach you?
993
00:47:00,695 --> 00:47:02,489
You can't.
994
00:47:02,572 --> 00:47:05,033
Holly! Wait!
995
00:47:05,116 --> 00:47:07,744
A goodbye hug?
Holly?
996
00:47:07,786 --> 00:47:09,662
♪♪
997
00:47:09,746 --> 00:47:11,706
[ Sighs ]
998
00:47:11,790 --> 00:47:18,630
♪♪
999
00:47:18,672 --> 00:47:20,340
[ Exhales heavily ]
1000
00:47:20,423 --> 00:47:23,635
"We bless this land
and begin by acknowledging
1001
00:47:23,677 --> 00:47:27,555
that we are on the traditional
homeland of the Sakogee tribe.
1002
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,933
[ Ominous music plays ]
1003
00:47:29,974 --> 00:47:34,229
We consecrate this site
as a burial of evil."
1004
00:47:34,312 --> 00:47:42,987
♪♪
1005
00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:55,250
What -- Is that -- Mom!
1006
00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,419
You can't do that.
You're gonna get arrested.
1007
00:47:57,460 --> 00:48:00,130
Your brother's the sheriff.
I'm not too worried.
1008
00:48:00,171 --> 00:48:02,841
Well, at least Jaxon
isn't here to see this.
1009
00:48:02,924 --> 00:48:05,343
I'm here!
I'm lookout!
1010
00:48:05,385 --> 00:48:08,346
And you were supposed to
warn me if you saw anybody!
1011
00:48:08,388 --> 00:48:10,640
I didn't think
Dad and Zoe counted!
1012
00:48:10,682 --> 00:48:12,100
[ Laughs ]
1013
00:48:12,183 --> 00:48:15,103
Well, let's go home.
I made apple pie.
1014
00:48:15,186 --> 00:48:17,689
Isn't that for
Christmas Eve dinner?
1015
00:48:17,772 --> 00:48:20,442
Well, I messed it up,
so I gotta make another one.
1016
00:48:20,525 --> 00:48:23,987
Nana's mess-ups are better
than most people's best.
1017
00:48:25,071 --> 00:48:26,823
Race you to the house!
1018
00:48:26,865 --> 00:48:28,742
Birt:
Try and keep up.
1019
00:48:28,825 --> 00:48:37,792
♪♪
1020
00:48:37,876 --> 00:48:39,627
[ Ominous music plays ]
1021
00:48:39,711 --> 00:48:46,968
♪♪
1022
00:48:47,052 --> 00:48:49,095
Nana: Whoo! Whoo!
1023
00:48:49,179 --> 00:48:51,473
You gotta let
an old lady win!
1024
00:48:51,556 --> 00:48:53,266
[ Laughs ]
1025
00:48:54,267 --> 00:48:55,852
Oh! Ow!
1026
00:48:55,894 --> 00:48:57,228
What happened?
1027
00:48:57,270 --> 00:49:00,231
It's just a splinter.
Let's eat pie!
1028
00:49:02,442 --> 00:49:04,235
[ Laughter ]
1029
00:49:04,277 --> 00:49:06,029
Birt, will you go get
the ice cream?
1030
00:49:06,071 --> 00:49:07,572
Oh, I'll get it, Nana.
1031
00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:08,865
Oh.
Yeah.
1032
00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:10,742
[ Joyful music plays ]
1033
00:49:10,784 --> 00:49:16,581
♪♪
1034
00:49:16,664 --> 00:49:18,833
[ Joyful music distorts ]
1035
00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:22,003
Nana: Come here!
1036
00:49:22,087 --> 00:49:24,589
Come here, dear!
1037
00:49:26,716 --> 00:49:29,177
Come on! Come on in!
1038
00:49:30,470 --> 00:49:31,805
Come on!
1039
00:49:31,888 --> 00:49:38,269
♪♪
1040
00:49:47,612 --> 00:49:50,115
Want some corn?
1041
00:49:50,156 --> 00:49:53,451
It says it's expired,
but I don't believe that.
1042
00:49:53,535 --> 00:49:55,203
Do you?
1043
00:49:55,245 --> 00:49:58,998
People are never
really expired.
1044
00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:02,377
Or logs.
1045
00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:05,088
You know about the log?
1046
00:50:05,130 --> 00:50:07,799
Well, of course
I know about the log!
1047
00:50:07,841 --> 00:50:11,469
Why else am I sitting
in here freezing my tits off?!
1048
00:50:13,388 --> 00:50:15,640
A-Are you evil now?
1049
00:50:15,724 --> 00:50:17,183
[ Scoffs ]
1050
00:50:18,476 --> 00:50:21,146
Does this look evil
to you?
1051
00:50:24,983 --> 00:50:27,068
Nana:
Thank you...
1052
00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:29,279
You're not dead.
1053
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,282
I have a very important
message for you!
1054
00:50:33,491 --> 00:50:34,826
It's in...
1055
00:50:34,909 --> 00:50:37,078
[ Groans ]
1056
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,623
Where is it?
I thought I had it in here.
1057
00:50:40,665 --> 00:50:41,708
Oh...
1058
00:50:41,791 --> 00:50:43,335
[ Both grunting ]
1059
00:50:43,376 --> 00:50:45,086
[Muffled]
Switch up. Come on.
1060
00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:46,629
Nana: The chair...
1061
00:50:46,671 --> 00:50:49,841
Alex?! Alex!
Alex!
1062
00:50:49,924 --> 00:50:51,926
Zoe! Oh, my God!
1063
00:50:52,010 --> 00:50:53,970
[ Laughs ] Hm!
1064
00:50:54,012 --> 00:50:56,139
Oh, my God!
I've missed you so much!
1065
00:50:56,181 --> 00:50:58,767
I've missed you --
1066
00:50:58,850 --> 00:51:00,185
I've missed you more.
1067
00:51:00,226 --> 00:51:01,519
There is just so much
I want to tell you.
1068
00:51:01,603 --> 00:51:03,396
You've missed out
on so much of life and --
1069
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:05,690
Uh, baby, I love you.
Yeah.
1070
00:51:05,732 --> 00:51:08,860
Just it's -- it's not
a great time right now.
1071
00:51:08,943 --> 00:51:10,403
W-We have to train.
1072
00:51:10,487 --> 00:51:13,281
Come on, Alex.
Come on. Let's go.
1073
00:51:13,323 --> 00:51:14,616
Come on.
Yeah.
1074
00:51:14,699 --> 00:51:16,451
"Not a great time."
1075
00:51:16,534 --> 00:51:17,869
Yeah.
1076
00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:19,537
I'll see you soon.
1077
00:51:20,372 --> 00:51:23,083
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Give me a left.
1078
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,251
Alex!
1079
00:51:26,211 --> 00:51:30,465
I think that message
was in my other pants.
1080
00:51:30,507 --> 00:51:33,468
Anyway,
I remember the gist.
1081
00:51:33,510 --> 00:51:39,557
"Hate is vanquished
when love remains."
1082
00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:42,310
Or maybe it's...
1083
00:51:42,352 --> 00:51:44,938
"Hate is conquered"?
1084
00:51:45,021 --> 00:51:46,856
Oh...oh...
1085
00:51:46,898 --> 00:51:48,692
Oh. Something like that.
1086
00:51:48,733 --> 00:51:52,821
Mm. That's
incredibly generic.
1087
00:51:52,904 --> 00:51:54,781
I thought it was pretty.
1088
00:51:57,158 --> 00:51:59,494
It's getting soft.
1089
00:52:07,168 --> 00:52:09,671
Nana:
It's getting soft!
1090
00:52:12,507 --> 00:52:13,633
You looked so peaceful.
1091
00:52:13,717 --> 00:52:15,260
We didn't want
to wake you.
1092
00:52:15,343 --> 00:52:18,555
I wanted to wake you!
I want ice cream!
1093
00:52:18,596 --> 00:52:24,811
♪♪
1094
00:52:24,894 --> 00:52:28,606
♪♪
1095
00:52:28,648 --> 00:52:29,941
[ Sighs ]
1096
00:52:30,025 --> 00:52:34,320
♪♪
1097
00:52:34,404 --> 00:52:36,781
[ Knock on door ]
1098
00:52:36,823 --> 00:52:38,575
Merry Christmas Eve, Zoe!
1099
00:52:38,616 --> 00:52:42,037
[ Laughs ] Merry
Christmas Eve, Jaxon.
1100
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:43,788
Okay! Bye!
1101
00:52:43,872 --> 00:52:50,045
♪♪
1102
00:52:50,128 --> 00:52:52,130
[ Laughter ]
1103
00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,549
I can't go
into the store today.
1104
00:52:54,591 --> 00:52:56,468
My stomach's
all jacked up.
1105
00:52:56,551 --> 00:52:59,095
And I have
Christmas Eve dinner!
1106
00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:00,472
Can I help, Nana?
1107
00:53:00,555 --> 00:53:02,640
Uh, yes.
You can stay out of my way.
1108
00:53:02,724 --> 00:53:06,644
I don't need your big-city ways
burning my casseroles.
1109
00:53:06,686 --> 00:53:10,273
Well, you know we
have casseroles in the big city, right?
1110
00:53:10,315 --> 00:53:11,983
Go open the store
with Jaxon.
1111
00:53:12,025 --> 00:53:14,444
Birt had to run an errand.
1112
00:53:14,486 --> 00:53:17,238
Okay.
Come on, buddy.
1113
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,157
[ Stomach rumbles ]
1114
00:53:19,240 --> 00:53:23,870
[ Coughing ]
1115
00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:27,999
Ohh! Huh!
1116
00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,960
I don't remember
eating salad.
1117
00:53:31,002 --> 00:53:33,588
[ Door closes ]
[ Lock clicks ]
1118
00:53:33,672 --> 00:53:37,676
♪♪
1119
00:53:37,759 --> 00:53:40,095
Is that for me?
1120
00:53:40,136 --> 00:53:41,471
Open it.
1121
00:53:41,513 --> 00:53:43,348
Well, shouldn't I wait
for Christmas?
1122
00:53:43,431 --> 00:53:45,350
No. You should
open it now.
1123
00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:47,686
It'll make sense
when you open it!
1124
00:53:50,188 --> 00:53:51,356
Ohh!
1125
00:53:51,398 --> 00:53:52,732
I know you like coral.
1126
00:53:52,816 --> 00:53:55,568
Jaxon, this is
the sweetest thing
1127
00:53:55,652 --> 00:53:58,530
anyone has ever done
for me.
1128
00:53:59,364 --> 00:54:02,492
Oh, crap. Uh...
Hold on.
1129
00:54:04,077 --> 00:54:06,621
Zoe: Oh.
1130
00:54:06,705 --> 00:54:10,333
♪♪
1131
00:54:10,375 --> 00:54:11,835
What's that?
1132
00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:17,465
It's the second page to your
mom's shrimp fudge recipe.
1133
00:54:17,507 --> 00:54:19,134
No wonder your dad
couldn't replicate it!
1134
00:54:19,175 --> 00:54:20,844
There was a page missing!
1135
00:54:20,885 --> 00:54:22,429
Can we make it?!
1136
00:54:22,512 --> 00:54:25,140
This would be the best Christmas
present for dad ever!
1137
00:54:25,181 --> 00:54:28,018
Please, Zoe? Please?
1138
00:54:29,352 --> 00:54:32,814
Okay. We're going
to the market.
1139
00:54:33,898 --> 00:54:35,066
[ Laughs ]
1140
00:54:35,108 --> 00:54:43,950
♪♪
1141
00:54:44,034 --> 00:54:53,376
♪♪
1142
00:54:53,418 --> 00:54:59,632
♪♪
1143
00:54:59,716 --> 00:55:04,095
♪♪
1144
00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:07,015
Here it is.
Moment of truth.
1145
00:55:13,438 --> 00:55:15,148
Mmm-mmm-mmm!
1146
00:55:15,231 --> 00:55:17,233
Holy fudge!
That is good!
1147
00:55:17,275 --> 00:55:18,735
Fudgin' A!
1148
00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:21,404
Okay. Let's close up shop
and get back to the house.
1149
00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:23,615
Your aunts and uncles
will be home soon.
1150
00:55:23,656 --> 00:55:25,617
They're gonna love
this mother fudger!
1151
00:55:25,658 --> 00:55:28,620
[ Chuckles ] That's enough
with the fudge jokes.
1152
00:55:28,703 --> 00:55:31,039
Can you grab
the ornament, J-Man?
1153
00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:36,461
That's weird.
1154
00:55:39,589 --> 00:55:41,675
[ Ominous music plays ]
1155
00:55:45,929 --> 00:55:48,139
[ Laughter ]
1156
00:55:48,223 --> 00:55:50,725
- Zoe.
- Jakester.
1157
00:55:50,767 --> 00:55:52,727
Why don't you pick up
your phone?
1158
00:55:52,769 --> 00:55:54,312
The car's fixed.
The road is clear.
1159
00:55:54,354 --> 00:55:56,481
Let's go. We can go.
1160
00:55:58,942 --> 00:56:00,902
I-I-I have plans.
1161
00:56:00,944 --> 00:56:02,737
I made fudge.
1162
00:56:02,821 --> 00:56:03,863
Fudge?
1163
00:56:03,947 --> 00:56:05,699
But the Yule Log Festival
is tonight.
1164
00:56:05,782 --> 00:56:08,576
Surely you want to get far
away from that. I know you.
1165
00:56:08,618 --> 00:56:10,745
Look, I don't -- I don't know
what I think anymore.
1166
00:56:10,787 --> 00:56:12,747
And don't you want me
to like it here?
1167
00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:15,166
Don't you have plans
with Tanner?
1168
00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:16,376
We had a fight.
1169
00:56:16,459 --> 00:56:18,294
The relationship
has gotten stale.
1170
00:56:18,336 --> 00:56:20,588
Stale?
It's been three days.
1171
00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:23,049
I just want to
get out of here, okay?!
1172
00:56:23,133 --> 00:56:26,094
Okay. Look. We gotta go.
Just make it up with Tanner.
1173
00:56:26,177 --> 00:56:27,345
What? Zoe --
We gotta go.
1174
00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:29,305
Zoe!
Come on, Jaxon.
1175
00:56:29,347 --> 00:56:31,433
Who is Jaxon?!
1176
00:56:31,474 --> 00:56:33,268
...it's gonna
be so much fun.
1177
00:56:33,351 --> 00:56:34,853
Ohh!
1178
00:56:34,894 --> 00:56:36,813
Sacre bleu! I was
carrying my baguettes.
1179
00:56:36,855 --> 00:56:39,357
I wasn't watching where
I was going, and --
1180
00:56:39,441 --> 00:56:41,860
I am Francois.
You are...
1181
00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:45,030
Jakester.
1182
00:56:45,071 --> 00:56:48,033
But I think I twisted
my ankle, Francois.
1183
00:56:48,116 --> 00:56:49,993
Can you help me?
1184
00:56:50,035 --> 00:56:54,080
I'm sorry, monsieur.
Désolé. Désolé.
1185
00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:56,374
Oh. Thank you. Ohh!
1186
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:58,543
♪♪
1187
00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:00,879
I was wondering
where you guys were.
1188
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,380
Oh. What do you got there?
Ah-ah!
1189
00:57:02,464 --> 00:57:06,134
It's a surprise.
And where were you?
1190
00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:09,387
You know how Nana's always
wanting to be famous?
1191
00:57:09,471 --> 00:57:11,222
Yeah. She won't stop
talking about it.
1192
00:57:11,306 --> 00:57:12,974
I got her a billboard.
1193
00:57:13,058 --> 00:57:14,059
[ Gasps ] No way.
1194
00:57:14,142 --> 00:57:15,393
The works. Yeah.
1195
00:57:15,435 --> 00:57:16,561
I'll worry about
paying for it later.
1196
00:57:16,644 --> 00:57:18,355
Come on.
Let's meet the family.
1197
00:57:18,396 --> 00:57:19,564
- Hey, everyone.
- Hey, hey!
1198
00:57:19,647 --> 00:57:21,733
- This is Zoe.
- Oh. Hi, Zoe.
1199
00:57:21,816 --> 00:57:23,526
Zoe, this is Chris,
for Christmas Card.
1200
00:57:23,568 --> 00:57:25,779
- Ann.
- Short for Anniversary.
1201
00:57:25,862 --> 00:57:27,280
Hi.
That's Val for Valentine's Day.
1202
00:57:27,364 --> 00:57:30,158
Her husband, Joe. And Sym
for Sympathy Card.
1203
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,369
And now I have sympathy
for the world.
1204
00:57:32,410 --> 00:57:33,620
Ah, he's the baby,
1205
00:57:33,703 --> 00:57:35,705
so all the good names
were taken.
1206
00:57:35,747 --> 00:57:37,165
[ Chuckles ] Right?
1207
00:57:37,207 --> 00:57:39,334
Okay, guys. Let's go
set the table for Mom.
1208
00:57:39,417 --> 00:57:40,418
Her stomach
is acting up.
1209
00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:41,920
Ah...
1210
00:57:41,961 --> 00:57:43,171
I'm fine!
1211
00:57:43,213 --> 00:57:44,422
It's butterflies, is all!
1212
00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:45,924
You'd mess it up anyway!
1213
00:57:46,007 --> 00:57:50,095
Just let me
put down my...axe.
1214
00:57:50,178 --> 00:57:51,304
[ Ominous music plays ]
1215
00:57:51,388 --> 00:57:52,722
Oh, my God.
You alright?
1216
00:57:52,764 --> 00:57:56,184
No. Birt, I left my axe
at the store!
1217
00:57:56,226 --> 00:57:58,478
Uh, Zoe, I'll go get it.
1218
00:57:58,561 --> 00:58:01,523
No, no, no, no.
It's okay. We're, um --
1219
00:58:01,564 --> 00:58:03,024
We're about to have dinner.
1220
00:58:03,066 --> 00:58:04,359
You sure? I don't mind.
1221
00:58:04,442 --> 00:58:06,111
Yeah.
1222
00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:07,904
This is actually
the first time in forever
1223
00:58:07,946 --> 00:58:10,573
I haven't even thought
about the axe.
1224
00:58:10,615 --> 00:58:13,159
This is the best
Christmas present ever!
1225
00:58:13,243 --> 00:58:15,245
I could kiss you!
1226
00:58:16,788 --> 00:58:18,915
I'm not stopping you.
1227
00:58:18,957 --> 00:58:22,752
♪♪
1228
00:58:22,794 --> 00:58:24,504
Chris: Get a room!
1229
00:58:24,587 --> 00:58:25,672
Chris.
1230
00:58:25,755 --> 00:58:27,298
Come on!
Food's getting cold!
1231
00:58:27,382 --> 00:58:28,425
Come on!
1232
00:58:28,466 --> 00:58:29,676
Okay.
1233
00:58:29,759 --> 00:58:32,303
[ Indistinct conversations ]
1234
00:58:32,387 --> 00:58:36,933
♪♪
1235
00:58:36,975 --> 00:58:39,144
Buckle in for a Cards
family Christmas.
1236
00:58:39,185 --> 00:58:40,270
[ Laughs ] Okay.
1237
00:58:40,311 --> 00:58:42,439
Looks pretty good.
1238
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,649
Go ahead, Jaxon.
1239
00:58:47,277 --> 00:58:49,779
Bless this food for the
nourishment of our bodies.
1240
00:58:49,821 --> 00:58:52,574
And bless this family.
And bless Zoe.
1241
00:58:52,657 --> 00:58:54,534
All: Amen.
1242
00:58:54,617 --> 00:58:56,077
[ Laughter ]
1243
00:58:56,119 --> 00:58:59,622
Wait. Don't eat!
We have a surprise!
1244
00:59:00,457 --> 00:59:02,417
Let's go. Okay.
1245
00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,877
Do you need a hand?
No. It's okay.
1246
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,713
- Early Christmas present?
- I hope so.
1247
00:59:06,796 --> 00:59:08,006
[ Laughter ]
1248
00:59:08,089 --> 00:59:09,132
Ta-da!
1249
00:59:09,174 --> 00:59:10,342
- Ooh!
- Hey.
1250
00:59:10,383 --> 00:59:11,384
What is it?
1251
00:59:11,468 --> 00:59:13,136
It is...
1252
00:59:14,763 --> 00:59:17,307
Jaxon: It's shrimp fudge!
Zoe found the recipe!
1253
00:59:17,349 --> 00:59:19,684
There was a second page!
1254
00:59:21,644 --> 00:59:22,771
Whew.
1255
00:59:22,854 --> 00:59:25,815
I hope that
you are not mad.
1256
00:59:27,942 --> 00:59:29,861
Mad?
1257
00:59:31,071 --> 00:59:32,238
Aw, Jaxon.
1258
00:59:32,322 --> 00:59:35,575
Zoe, you've -- you've
made me so happy.
1259
00:59:36,534 --> 00:59:38,203
[ Chuckles ]
1260
00:59:38,286 --> 00:59:40,205
So happy.
1261
00:59:40,288 --> 00:59:43,917
Oh, and it looks --
Gosh! It looks incredible!
1262
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:45,794
♪♪
1263
00:59:45,877 --> 00:59:51,591
[ Stomach growling loudly ]
1264
00:59:51,675 --> 00:59:53,885
- Whoa!
- Oh. Oh. Excuse me. I'm --
1265
00:59:53,927 --> 00:59:57,263
Excuse me. I -- It's just
butterflies. [ Chuckles ]
1266
00:59:57,347 --> 00:59:59,182
Is she having a --
Is she having a --
1267
00:59:59,224 --> 01:00:00,225
Are you having a stroke?
1268
01:00:00,266 --> 01:00:01,393
[ Vomiting ]
1269
01:00:01,476 --> 01:00:03,144
[ All exclaiming ]
1270
01:00:03,228 --> 01:00:04,771
Not on the food!
1271
01:00:04,854 --> 01:00:06,731
Oh! Nana! Whoa!
1272
01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:08,608
Nana, point your head
away from the table!
1273
01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:10,402
Birt:
Somebody call 911!
1274
01:00:10,485 --> 01:00:12,821
- Oh!
- Oh, God!
1275
01:00:12,904 --> 01:00:14,989
She keeps vomiting
right on the food!
1276
01:00:15,073 --> 01:00:17,242
Stop talking about
the damn food!
1277
01:00:17,283 --> 01:00:18,743
All: Ohh!
1278
01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,578
- She's choking.
- I'll give her the Heimlich!
1279
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:23,498
- I'm -- I'm trained in this!
- You thought it was a stroke!
1280
01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:25,583
Get it out.
Get it out, Nana!
1281
01:00:25,625 --> 01:00:26,626
You're gonna be okay.
1282
01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:28,878
[ Nana retches ]
1283
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:29,921
Mom?
1284
01:00:30,005 --> 01:00:32,799
Thank God.
You're gonna be fine, Nana.
1285
01:00:32,882 --> 01:00:34,467
[ Squish ]
[ Grunts ]
1286
01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:35,510
Ohh!
1287
01:00:35,593 --> 01:00:37,303
[ Squish ]
[ Grunts ]
1288
01:00:41,766 --> 01:00:44,019
- Oh, God!
- Bro!
1289
01:00:44,060 --> 01:00:45,353
[ Thud ]
1290
01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:46,479
Ann: Oh, my God!
1291
01:00:46,563 --> 01:00:47,772
Birt: Call 911!
1292
01:00:47,814 --> 01:00:50,400
[ Nana screaming ]
1293
01:00:50,442 --> 01:00:51,735
- Oh, God!
- Okay!
1294
01:00:51,776 --> 01:00:53,445
She's turning into Groot!
1295
01:00:53,528 --> 01:00:55,780
[ Nana screaming ]
1296
01:00:55,822 --> 01:00:57,157
Chris:
Nana, what is --
1297
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,284
[ All screaming ]
1298
01:00:59,325 --> 01:01:01,494
Chris: Oh! Nana! Ohh!
1299
01:01:01,578 --> 01:01:05,373
[ Indistinct shouting ]
1300
01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:06,624
It's okay, Nana!
1301
01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:09,711
♪♪
1302
01:01:09,794 --> 01:01:12,547
[ Indistinct shouting ]
1303
01:01:12,630 --> 01:01:19,304
♪♪
1304
01:01:19,387 --> 01:01:23,975
♪♪
1305
01:01:37,238 --> 01:01:39,783
♪♪
1306
01:01:39,824 --> 01:01:42,410
[ Muffled laughter ]
1307
01:01:43,828 --> 01:01:45,038
Mmm!
1308
01:01:45,121 --> 01:01:48,583
♪♪
1309
01:01:48,667 --> 01:01:50,752
[ Laughing hysterically ]
1310
01:01:50,835 --> 01:01:58,510
♪♪
1311
01:01:58,593 --> 01:02:00,095
[ Grunting ]
1312
01:02:00,178 --> 01:02:07,310
♪♪
1313
01:02:07,352 --> 01:02:10,021
♪♪
1314
01:02:10,105 --> 01:02:12,607
[ Laughing hysterically ]
1315
01:02:12,691 --> 01:02:14,526
♪♪
1316
01:02:14,609 --> 01:02:16,361
[ Screaming ]
1317
01:02:16,403 --> 01:02:21,783
♪♪
1318
01:02:21,866 --> 01:02:23,493
[ Panting ]
1319
01:02:23,535 --> 01:02:31,209
♪♪
1320
01:02:31,292 --> 01:02:40,343
♪♪
1321
01:02:40,385 --> 01:02:42,512
Jaxon: Zoe?!
1322
01:02:45,682 --> 01:02:47,767
Zoe! I'm scared!
1323
01:02:47,851 --> 01:02:49,728
Dad told me
to stay inside, but...
1324
01:02:49,769 --> 01:02:51,479
I'm afraid
they're gonna hurt Nana!
1325
01:02:51,521 --> 01:02:52,939
They think she's bad, but
1326
01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:54,899
I jus think she turned
into a superhero!
1327
01:02:54,983 --> 01:02:57,777
She just killed Uncle Sym
because she didn't know her powers yet.
1328
01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,279
You should father --
1329
01:02:59,362 --> 01:03:02,198
You should listen
to your father, sweetie.
1330
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:05,243
Jaxon! Jaxon!
1331
01:03:07,746 --> 01:03:09,414
Jaxon!
1332
01:03:09,456 --> 01:03:10,915
♪♪
1333
01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:13,084
This is just immature.
1334
01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:16,296
Immature.
Bet I know who did it.
1335
01:03:16,379 --> 01:03:19,215
I see debris.
I told you to clear this yard.
1336
01:03:19,257 --> 01:03:20,884
It has to show.
1337
01:03:20,925 --> 01:03:23,428
Ay, Alejandro.
Do you have beans for brains?!
1338
01:03:23,511 --> 01:03:25,847
Oh, goodness.
1339
01:03:26,598 --> 01:03:28,433
What the hell?
1340
01:03:28,516 --> 01:03:35,732
♪♪
1341
01:03:35,774 --> 01:03:37,650
[ Dawn screaming ]
1342
01:03:37,734 --> 01:03:42,989
♪♪
1343
01:03:43,073 --> 01:03:45,742
[ Dawn screaming ]
1344
01:03:45,784 --> 01:03:47,494
[ Thud ]
1345
01:03:50,997 --> 01:03:52,791
Nana Monster: You were
a bitch in high school...
1346
01:03:52,874 --> 01:03:54,751
[ Screaming ]
1347
01:03:54,793 --> 01:03:56,628
And you are a bitch now!
1348
01:03:56,711 --> 01:03:58,463
[ Screaming stops ]
1349
01:04:04,511 --> 01:04:06,471
Oh, my goodness!
Look at everyone!
1350
01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:08,306
You look beautiful!
1351
01:04:08,348 --> 01:04:11,643
It is time for
the Yule Log Festival
1352
01:04:11,685 --> 01:04:13,103
to officially begin!
1353
01:04:13,144 --> 01:04:14,854
[ Cheers and applause ]
1354
01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,648
And -- And, everyone...
1355
01:04:16,690 --> 01:04:19,317
Whoever gets the most views
on their video
1356
01:04:19,401 --> 01:04:24,155
using my Morenaments
is gonna get $10,000!
1357
01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:25,949
[ Cheers and applause ]
1358
01:04:25,990 --> 01:04:29,577
Have fun, everyone!
Be more!
1359
01:04:29,661 --> 01:04:32,706
Zoe: Jaxon!
1360
01:04:32,789 --> 01:04:34,332
Jaxon!
1361
01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:37,085
Birt: Zoe. Zoe!
1362
01:04:37,168 --> 01:04:39,004
Jaxon's in the house.
Is everything okay?
1363
01:04:39,045 --> 01:04:40,422
No. Jaxon went
looking for Nana!
1364
01:04:40,505 --> 01:04:43,091
He thinks she's some
sort of superhero! Shit.
1365
01:04:43,174 --> 01:04:46,344
Don't shoot unless I order.
Jaxon might be with her.
1366
01:04:46,386 --> 01:04:48,179
I am so sorry.
I'm cursed.
1367
01:04:48,221 --> 01:04:49,305
I brought --
I brought it here.
1368
01:04:49,347 --> 01:04:50,849
You are not cursed.
I am!
1369
01:04:50,932 --> 01:04:52,183
Zoe, this isn't
your fault.
1370
01:04:52,267 --> 01:04:53,476
We need to --
We need to fan out.
1371
01:04:53,518 --> 01:04:55,061
No, no, no.
That's what it wants.
1372
01:04:55,145 --> 01:04:56,438
It wants to isolate us
and kill us one by one.
1373
01:04:56,479 --> 01:04:58,314
We have to stick together.
And I need my axe.
1374
01:04:58,356 --> 01:05:01,609
Listen to Zoe.
She's dealt with this before.
1375
01:05:01,651 --> 01:05:03,570
Chris:
Found it! Found it!
1376
01:05:03,653 --> 01:05:05,655
Take your shot.
1377
01:05:05,697 --> 01:05:07,699
Jaxon: No! No!
1378
01:05:07,741 --> 01:05:09,075
[ Grunts ]
1379
01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:11,286
Jaxon! No!
I told you to stay at home!
1380
01:05:11,369 --> 01:05:13,329
You're trying
to shoot Nana!
1381
01:05:13,371 --> 01:05:15,123
Birt: That wasn't Nana --
That --
1382
01:05:15,165 --> 01:05:17,667
it might have been her body,
but her soul is long gone!
1383
01:05:17,709 --> 01:05:18,960
Just trust me.
1384
01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:22,047
It ran off. But where?
1385
01:05:23,506 --> 01:05:26,509
It feeds off of trauma
and murder. It needs people.
1386
01:05:26,551 --> 01:05:29,095
♪♪
1387
01:05:29,179 --> 01:05:31,723
[ Joyful music plays ]
1388
01:05:31,806 --> 01:05:40,940
♪♪
1389
01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:42,817
[ Ominous music plays ]
1390
01:05:42,901 --> 01:05:52,077
♪♪
1391
01:05:52,118 --> 01:06:01,378
♪♪
1392
01:06:01,419 --> 01:06:09,469
♪♪
1393
01:06:09,552 --> 01:06:14,224
♪♪
1394
01:06:14,265 --> 01:06:15,767
Yo, what's going on, chat?
1395
01:06:15,809 --> 01:06:17,394
I'm here with my boy
at the Yule Log Festival.
1396
01:06:17,435 --> 01:06:19,062
And I've got
the Morenament, baby!
1397
01:06:19,104 --> 01:06:20,772
I'm gonna win that 10K!
1398
01:06:20,814 --> 01:06:22,941
Yo, I wonder if I can smash
this Morenament on my head.
1399
01:06:23,024 --> 01:06:26,152
Chat, what do you think?
Huh? You dare me?
1400
01:06:26,236 --> 01:06:29,114
Alright. Ready?
One, two...
1401
01:06:30,824 --> 01:06:32,075
[ Grunting ]
1402
01:06:32,117 --> 01:06:33,284
[ All screaming ]
1403
01:06:33,368 --> 01:06:34,744
Here are three ways
1404
01:06:34,786 --> 01:06:37,122
my redneck husband hangs
his ornaments wrong!
1405
01:06:37,163 --> 01:06:39,040
And this is brought to you
by Morenaments,
1406
01:06:39,124 --> 01:06:41,626
who were generous enough
to fly us out here.
1407
01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:42,919
Number one...
1408
01:06:42,961 --> 01:06:44,254
[ Grunts ]
1409
01:06:44,295 --> 01:06:46,381
[ All screaming ]
1410
01:06:48,258 --> 01:06:51,011
I just love
my new pendant.
1411
01:06:53,221 --> 01:06:56,641
Quick question.
What color was my dress?
1412
01:06:56,683 --> 01:06:58,727
Answer. It's yellow!
1413
01:06:58,810 --> 01:07:00,145
[ Grunts ]
1414
01:07:00,186 --> 01:07:03,773
[ Screaming ]
1415
01:07:03,815 --> 01:07:05,483
[ All screaming ]
1416
01:07:09,195 --> 01:07:11,406
[ All screaming ]
1417
01:07:11,448 --> 01:07:13,867
As you can hear,
everyone's screaming
1418
01:07:13,950 --> 01:07:15,994
over my Morenaments, baby!
1419
01:07:16,036 --> 01:07:18,663
[ Screaming ]
1420
01:07:18,747 --> 01:07:20,999
That's one way to get views.
[ Chuckles ]
1421
01:07:21,082 --> 01:07:24,711
Oh. Here we go. Oh! Alright!
Yeah!
1422
01:07:24,794 --> 01:07:26,463
Sir! We have a situation.
We have to evacuate now.
1423
01:07:26,504 --> 01:07:29,841
What? Wait.
What's happening?! No!
1424
01:07:29,883 --> 01:07:31,009
My Morenaments!
1425
01:07:31,092 --> 01:07:32,302
Sir, we have to go!
1426
01:07:32,344 --> 01:07:34,637
[ Indistinct shouting ]
1427
01:07:34,679 --> 01:07:36,181
♪♪
1428
01:07:36,222 --> 01:07:37,932
[ Gun cocks ]
My God.
1429
01:07:38,016 --> 01:07:41,102
[ All screaming ]
1430
01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:43,021
It's possessing
the other Yule logs.
1431
01:07:43,104 --> 01:07:45,023
I want you to fire
on any flying log
1432
01:07:45,065 --> 01:07:46,399
where you have
a clear shot!
1433
01:07:46,483 --> 01:07:48,777
Man: Flying what?
You heard me!
1434
01:07:48,860 --> 01:07:51,863
[ All screaming ]
1435
01:07:51,905 --> 01:07:53,615
- I'm sorry, Birt.
- Zoe, I don't want to hear it.
1436
01:07:53,656 --> 01:07:57,160
You defeated this thing once.
You can do it again!
1437
01:07:58,078 --> 01:07:59,329
I believe in you.
1438
01:07:59,371 --> 01:08:00,914
Yeah, I'm more of
the, you know,
1439
01:08:00,997 --> 01:08:03,583
"getting a cat out of a tree"
type small-town sheriff.
1440
01:08:03,667 --> 01:08:05,710
This was supposed
to be a cushy job
1441
01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:08,630
where I could just blaze
a fat one.
1442
01:08:08,713 --> 01:08:10,715
Blaze! That's it!
1443
01:08:10,757 --> 01:08:12,050
The fire department!
1444
01:08:12,133 --> 01:08:13,551
Water! Axes!
That's what we need!
1445
01:08:13,635 --> 01:08:15,053
Holy shit!
1446
01:08:15,095 --> 01:08:17,347
We need the fire department
at the Yule Log Festival!
1447
01:08:17,389 --> 01:08:19,224
Go onto a private channel, Dina.
1448
01:08:19,265 --> 01:08:21,351
This shit's about to
sound weird.
1449
01:08:21,393 --> 01:08:24,354
Beauregard: Ah, shit!
Shit, shit! Did I get that?!
1450
01:08:24,396 --> 01:08:26,398
Ah, shit!
I didn't get it!
1451
01:08:26,481 --> 01:08:29,943
[ Screams ]
Oh, shit. Okay.
1452
01:08:30,026 --> 01:08:31,528
Hey, BeauRevolutionaries.
1453
01:08:31,569 --> 01:08:33,571
We're hiding
at what some are calling
1454
01:08:33,655 --> 01:08:35,824
the Yule Log Massacre
and we're --
1455
01:08:35,907 --> 01:08:37,534
Sir! Sir! Quiet! Shh!
1456
01:08:37,575 --> 01:08:38,618
Oh, shit!
1457
01:08:38,702 --> 01:08:41,121
There's a setting.
I can dim it.
1458
01:08:41,204 --> 01:08:42,872
God damn it,
Beauregard!
1459
01:08:42,914 --> 01:08:45,083
[ Screams ]
1460
01:08:45,166 --> 01:08:46,918
Aah!
1461
01:08:49,170 --> 01:08:51,840
[ Beauregard whimpering ]
1462
01:08:58,221 --> 01:08:59,764
Roger?
1463
01:09:01,599 --> 01:09:03,435
Roger?!
1464
01:09:09,357 --> 01:09:11,609
Okay, BeauRevolutionaries.
1465
01:09:11,693 --> 01:09:15,238
I'm about to disrupt
the Evil Yule Log.
1466
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:16,614
Okay.
1467
01:09:16,698 --> 01:09:25,623
♪♪
1468
01:09:25,665 --> 01:09:27,459
Oh, no.
1469
01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:28,793
No.
1470
01:09:28,835 --> 01:09:32,672
No. No.
1471
01:09:32,756 --> 01:09:34,758
No. No, no.
1472
01:09:34,799 --> 01:09:36,301
No!
1473
01:09:36,384 --> 01:09:39,220
No. No, no, no, no.
1474
01:09:39,304 --> 01:09:41,890
No. No.
1475
01:09:41,973 --> 01:09:43,892
Oh, no. No!
1476
01:09:43,975 --> 01:09:46,019
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Oh!
1477
01:09:46,102 --> 01:09:49,439
Help! Help! Hey!
Please! Someone!
1478
01:09:49,481 --> 01:09:53,651
It's Beauregard!
I'm rich! Please! I'll pay you!
1479
01:09:53,735 --> 01:09:55,153
Zoe!
1480
01:09:55,236 --> 01:09:57,155
Take her. Not me.
1481
01:09:57,197 --> 01:10:04,871
♪♪
1482
01:10:04,954 --> 01:10:08,291
[ Laughs ] Zoe!
1483
01:10:08,333 --> 01:10:10,919
I always knew you were
my Yule Log queen.
1484
01:10:11,002 --> 01:10:12,921
"Take her, not me"?
1485
01:10:12,962 --> 01:10:16,925
I was talking to the fireman,
to save you first!
1486
01:10:16,966 --> 01:10:20,553
Who knew that our second date
would be so action-packed?!
1487
01:10:20,637 --> 01:10:22,681
Second date?
1488
01:10:23,848 --> 01:10:26,851
Beauregard is the guy
you went on a date with?
1489
01:10:26,893 --> 01:10:29,646
Birt, it's not what you think.
I-I meant to tell you.
1490
01:10:29,688 --> 01:10:33,358
It's okay.
It's -- It's your life.
1491
01:10:35,443 --> 01:10:37,237
Zoe: Birt!
1492
01:10:39,489 --> 01:10:43,827
Guys? Uh, guys?!
1493
01:10:43,910 --> 01:10:46,162
♪♪
1494
01:10:46,204 --> 01:10:47,372
[ All screaming ]
1495
01:10:47,414 --> 01:10:48,832
You're aiming it too high!
1496
01:10:48,873 --> 01:10:50,917
You gotta aim it
for the center of the log!
1497
01:10:51,001 --> 01:10:52,836
I know
how to aim a hose.
1498
01:10:52,877 --> 01:10:54,838
- Birt?
- It's okay, Zoe. It's your choice.
1499
01:10:54,921 --> 01:10:56,339
Guys, guys!
1500
01:10:56,381 --> 01:10:58,717
Beauregard, you win.
I know when I'm beat.
1501
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:00,552
I don't think
anyone's winning!
1502
01:11:00,635 --> 01:11:02,637
The logs! They're lighting back
up after you blast them!
1503
01:11:02,679 --> 01:11:03,930
It's not working!
Wait. What?
1504
01:11:04,014 --> 01:11:05,473
He's right.
1505
01:11:05,515 --> 01:11:07,225
They just keep coming back
after we blast 'em.
1506
01:11:07,308 --> 01:11:08,768
Chris:
Any more ideas, Zoe?
1507
01:11:08,852 --> 01:11:10,395
Maybe if you kill the leader
the logs will die?
1508
01:11:10,478 --> 01:11:12,564
Does seem like
a common trope in movies.
1509
01:11:12,647 --> 01:11:14,691
Point the hose at Nana!
1510
01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:18,153
♪♪
1511
01:11:18,236 --> 01:11:20,155
We got her on the run!
1512
01:11:20,238 --> 01:11:25,910
♪♪
1513
01:11:25,994 --> 01:11:27,996
Nana never ran that fast.
1514
01:11:28,079 --> 01:11:30,373
- I think we lost it.
- She could be anywhere.
1515
01:11:30,415 --> 01:11:32,917
It's weakened.
It needs another kill.
1516
01:11:33,001 --> 01:11:37,547
♪♪
1517
01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:43,845
[ Door opens ]
1518
01:12:02,906 --> 01:12:04,324
Hello?
1519
01:12:05,283 --> 01:12:06,993
Hello?!
1520
01:12:13,958 --> 01:12:15,418
[ Gasps ] Nana!
1521
01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:21,091
♪♪
1522
01:12:21,132 --> 01:12:23,009
[ Growls ]
1523
01:12:23,093 --> 01:12:25,303
You must be hungry!
1524
01:12:25,345 --> 01:12:27,472
We have food.
1525
01:12:28,598 --> 01:12:30,600
Or do you prefer
fertilizer?
1526
01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:32,644
Did you know
fertilizer's poop?
1527
01:12:32,727 --> 01:12:35,146
I guess you eat poop now.
[ Giggles ]
1528
01:12:35,188 --> 01:12:38,483
♪♪
1529
01:12:38,566 --> 01:12:40,610
Nana Monster: Arson!
1530
01:12:40,652 --> 01:12:44,030
No! I'm your grandson!
Grand son!
1531
01:12:44,114 --> 01:12:46,533
Don't be scared. You're
just learning your powers.
1532
01:12:46,616 --> 01:12:48,618
You probably got scratched
by a radioactive branch.
1533
01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:50,245
Arson!
1534
01:12:50,328 --> 01:12:51,705
Nana!
You're hurting me!
1535
01:12:51,788 --> 01:12:53,373
Remember. You have
super strength!
1536
01:12:53,456 --> 01:12:54,666
[ Snarls ]
1537
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:56,835
No, Nana! Please!
I don't want --
1538
01:12:56,876 --> 01:12:58,837
[ Grunting ]
1539
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:00,338
♪♪
1540
01:13:00,380 --> 01:13:02,173
[ Growling ]
1541
01:13:02,215 --> 01:13:03,800
[ Gagging ]
1542
01:13:03,842 --> 01:13:05,677
Back off,
you splintery bitch!
1543
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:07,679
[ Nana Monster screams ]
1544
01:13:07,762 --> 01:13:11,391
Go hide, son.
This is about to get messy.
1545
01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:20,442
♪♪
1546
01:13:24,279 --> 01:13:26,698
♪ O, Christmas tree ♪
1547
01:13:26,781 --> 01:13:30,368
♪ O, Christmas tree ♪
1548
01:13:30,452 --> 01:13:37,042
♪ How lovely
are your branches ♪
1549
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:43,423
♪ Your boughs so green
in summertime ♪
1550
01:13:43,506 --> 01:13:50,472
♪ Stay bravely green
in wintertime ♪
1551
01:13:50,513 --> 01:13:53,391
♪ O, Christmas tree ♪
1552
01:13:53,475 --> 01:13:56,811
♪ O, Christmas tree ♪
1553
01:13:56,853 --> 01:14:05,570
♪ How lovely
are your branches ♪
1554
01:14:09,407 --> 01:14:12,410
Birt:
It's safe now, Jaxon.
1555
01:14:12,494 --> 01:14:14,746
Jaxon?!
1556
01:14:18,083 --> 01:14:20,126
Hey.
1557
01:14:20,210 --> 01:14:22,545
It's okay.
1558
01:14:22,587 --> 01:14:23,797
She's gone.
1559
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:27,634
But I didn't want her
to be gone.
1560
01:14:27,717 --> 01:14:31,221
I know.
But that wasn't Nana.
1561
01:14:32,764 --> 01:14:36,393
Nana lives on
in our hearts.
1562
01:14:36,434 --> 01:14:46,194
♪♪
1563
01:14:46,236 --> 01:14:54,536
♪♪
1564
01:14:54,619 --> 01:15:03,461
♪♪
1565
01:15:03,545 --> 01:15:06,256
♪♪
1566
01:15:06,297 --> 01:15:08,633
[ Growling ]
1567
01:15:08,675 --> 01:15:10,969
[ Zoe gasps ]
1568
01:15:11,011 --> 01:15:13,972
Are you fucking
kidding me?!
1569
01:15:15,598 --> 01:15:18,476
Language!
1570
01:15:18,518 --> 01:15:20,103
Our axes!
1571
01:15:22,439 --> 01:15:31,281
♪♪
1572
01:15:31,322 --> 01:15:37,704
♪♪
1573
01:15:37,787 --> 01:15:40,290
[ Chirping ]
1574
01:15:40,331 --> 01:15:50,050
♪♪
1575
01:15:50,133 --> 01:15:56,097
♪♪
1576
01:15:56,139 --> 01:15:58,266
Nana Monster: Arson!
1577
01:15:58,308 --> 01:16:01,686
[ Snarling ]
1578
01:16:05,315 --> 01:16:08,109
Hate is vanquished...
1579
01:16:08,193 --> 01:16:10,195
when love remains!
1580
01:16:12,697 --> 01:16:14,783
I love you.
1581
01:16:18,161 --> 01:16:19,371
What?
1582
01:16:19,412 --> 01:16:20,872
A dream I had.
1583
01:16:20,955 --> 01:16:22,499
"Hate vanquished
when love remains"
1584
01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,793
or something like that.
1585
01:16:24,876 --> 01:16:27,212
"Or something like that."
1586
01:16:28,254 --> 01:16:30,215
[ Ominous music plays ]
1587
01:16:30,256 --> 01:16:33,468
♪♪
1588
01:16:33,551 --> 01:16:34,719
[ Snarling ]
1589
01:16:34,761 --> 01:16:37,764
[ Zoe gasping ]
1590
01:16:37,847 --> 01:16:39,766
I guess now
is as good a time as any
1591
01:16:39,849 --> 01:16:42,018
to say I love you, son.
1592
01:16:44,270 --> 01:16:46,898
I love you, too, Zoe.
1593
01:16:46,940 --> 01:16:49,776
[ Gasps ]
I love you, too, Birt.
1594
01:16:49,859 --> 01:16:51,820
I'm not sure if it's romantic
since we've just met
1595
01:16:51,903 --> 01:16:54,739
and I'm --
I'm still in mourning.
1596
01:16:54,781 --> 01:16:56,991
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about Beauregard.
1597
01:16:57,075 --> 01:16:59,077
Not even on my mind
right now.
1598
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:01,454
Zoe:
I love you, too, Jaxon.
1599
01:17:01,538 --> 01:17:03,331
[ Snarls ]
1600
01:17:05,709 --> 01:17:08,086
[ Gasping ]
1601
01:17:08,169 --> 01:17:11,715
♪♪
1602
01:17:11,756 --> 01:17:13,258
[ Sizzling ]
1603
01:17:13,299 --> 01:17:15,260
[ Nana Monster screams ]
1604
01:17:17,178 --> 01:17:19,764
That's it.
It's the ashes.
1605
01:17:19,806 --> 01:17:21,933
It's love's remains.
1606
01:17:22,017 --> 01:17:26,646
"Hate is vanquished...
with love's remains."
1607
01:17:26,730 --> 01:17:31,401
♪♪
1608
01:17:31,443 --> 01:17:32,652
[ Sizzling ]
1609
01:17:32,736 --> 01:17:34,988
[ Nana Monster growling ]
1610
01:17:35,071 --> 01:17:40,744
♪♪
1611
01:17:40,785 --> 01:17:43,413
♪♪
1612
01:17:43,455 --> 01:17:45,331
[ Glass shatters ]
1613
01:17:45,415 --> 01:17:52,505
♪♪
1614
01:17:52,589 --> 01:17:54,174
[ Gasps ]
1615
01:17:54,257 --> 01:17:56,426
♪♪
1616
01:17:56,468 --> 01:17:59,095
[ Chuckling ]
1617
01:18:05,018 --> 01:18:07,145
I'm Blaze, by the way.
1618
01:18:09,105 --> 01:18:10,607
Abigail.
1619
01:18:10,648 --> 01:18:19,240
♪♪
1620
01:18:19,324 --> 01:18:28,208
♪♪
1621
01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:35,006
♪♪
1622
01:18:39,427 --> 01:18:46,017
♪♪
1623
01:18:46,059 --> 01:18:47,352
Zoe?
1624
01:18:47,394 --> 01:18:53,608
♪♪
1625
01:18:53,692 --> 01:18:56,528
Zoe: Birt.
1626
01:18:56,611 --> 01:19:01,491
This isn't an easy letter
to write.
1627
01:19:01,533 --> 01:19:03,451
I've decided to leave.
1628
01:19:03,535 --> 01:19:09,290
♪♪
1629
01:19:09,374 --> 01:19:13,211
By now, it should be clear
I am cursed.
1630
01:19:13,253 --> 01:19:16,047
And the best thing
for the people I love
1631
01:19:16,089 --> 01:19:18,383
is to be far away from them.
1632
01:19:18,466 --> 01:19:19,801
She stole my car.
1633
01:19:19,843 --> 01:19:22,429
Don't try to find me.
1634
01:19:22,512 --> 01:19:27,100
But please...
always remember me.
1635
01:19:27,183 --> 01:19:29,394
As I will remember you.
1636
01:19:31,354 --> 01:19:33,106
Zoe.
1637
01:19:45,535 --> 01:19:51,082
♪♪
1638
01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:54,294
[ Exhales sharply ]
1639
01:19:54,377 --> 01:19:56,254
Nana: That's it?!
1640
01:19:56,296 --> 01:19:59,090
You're just going to
run away?!
1641
01:19:59,132 --> 01:20:00,759
You could've just said,
1642
01:20:00,842 --> 01:20:02,594
"Dump the ashes
on the Log Monster,"
1643
01:20:02,677 --> 01:20:05,430
instead of all
that secret-code shit.
1644
01:20:06,723 --> 01:20:08,183
Hey!
1645
01:20:08,266 --> 01:20:16,399
♪♪
1646
01:20:16,441 --> 01:20:24,699
♪♪
1647
01:20:24,783 --> 01:20:26,034
I'm sorry we didn't have
1648
01:20:26,117 --> 01:20:28,078
much of a Christmas
this year, Jaxon.
1649
01:20:28,119 --> 01:20:30,789
I just wish
Nana was here.
1650
01:20:30,830 --> 01:20:33,333
And Sym. And Zoe.
1651
01:20:33,416 --> 01:20:36,294
♪♪
1652
01:20:36,378 --> 01:20:39,130
Hey. I want you
to know something.
1653
01:20:39,214 --> 01:20:42,384
Your mom
helped save the day.
1654
01:20:42,425 --> 01:20:44,678
I just want you
to know that.
1655
01:20:44,761 --> 01:20:46,429
I know.
1656
01:20:46,471 --> 01:20:50,725
Maybe Nana will get to
be famous -- in heaven.
1657
01:20:50,809 --> 01:20:51,810
Maybe.
1658
01:20:51,893 --> 01:20:54,062
[ Door opens ]
1659
01:20:57,399 --> 01:21:00,443
[ Laughs ]
1660
01:21:00,485 --> 01:21:04,030
Oh, my God. Is this Savannah's
Christmas Ornament Store?
1661
01:21:04,114 --> 01:21:05,532
That's us. Welcome in.
1662
01:21:05,615 --> 01:21:07,283
[ Laughs ]
1663
01:21:07,325 --> 01:21:10,286
♪♪
1664
01:21:10,328 --> 01:21:11,871
And your mother
was the monster
1665
01:21:11,955 --> 01:21:14,332
behind the Yule Log
Massacre of Mistletoe?
1666
01:21:14,374 --> 01:21:16,167
My mother
was a lot of things.
1667
01:21:16,209 --> 01:21:19,671
She was a beautiful singer,
a mean cribbage player.
1668
01:21:19,754 --> 01:21:23,008
Ahh.
I prefer not to dwell on the negatives.
1669
01:21:23,049 --> 01:21:25,385
Are these the ornaments
she actually touched?
1670
01:21:25,468 --> 01:21:27,846
She made a lot of them.
She made them?!
1671
01:21:27,887 --> 01:21:29,180
Can we buy the ornaments
she made?!
1672
01:21:29,264 --> 01:21:31,182
I'll pay you $50 each
if you sign them!
1673
01:21:31,266 --> 01:21:33,601
Okay.
What's going on here?
1674
01:21:33,685 --> 01:21:36,980
Dude.
Your mom's famous!
1675
01:21:37,022 --> 01:21:39,482
Do you have
souvenir T-shirts? Huh?
1676
01:21:39,524 --> 01:21:45,739
♪♪
1677
01:21:45,822 --> 01:21:50,952
♪♪
1678
01:21:51,036 --> 01:21:52,620
[ Glass clinking ]
1679
01:21:52,662 --> 01:21:55,123
Birt: I was never one for
public speaking, but here goes.
1680
01:21:55,165 --> 01:21:57,208
I want to thank you all
1681
01:21:57,292 --> 01:22:02,172
for being here to celebrate
our store being saved!
1682
01:22:02,213 --> 01:22:04,841
And I hope you all enjoy
some shrimp fudge!
1683
01:22:04,883 --> 01:22:06,718
Cheers!
1684
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:08,261
I gotta get this recipe
1685
01:22:08,345 --> 01:22:10,847
because it is
deliciously disruptive!
1686
01:22:10,889 --> 01:22:13,016
Absolutely not.
[ Laughter ]
1687
01:22:13,058 --> 01:22:15,143
And -- And I also hope
that you all can s--
1688
01:22:15,185 --> 01:22:17,103
[ Door opens ]
[ Bell jingles ]
1689
01:22:18,813 --> 01:22:21,232
Zoe.
1690
01:22:22,442 --> 01:22:24,402
You came back.
1691
01:22:24,486 --> 01:22:27,697
I guess I wanted to live in
a Hallmark movie after all.
1692
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:34,037
You know, since
you came into my life,
1693
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:36,247
I have become
quite the axe man.
1694
01:22:38,041 --> 01:22:39,084
[ Clang ]
1695
01:22:39,167 --> 01:22:41,753
Get a room!
1696
01:22:41,836 --> 01:22:44,422
Now, everyone,
it is time
1697
01:22:44,464 --> 01:22:46,883
to officially present
to all of you,
1698
01:22:46,925 --> 01:22:48,593
for the very first time,
1699
01:22:48,677 --> 01:22:52,180
our commemorative plaque
honoring all those lives lost
1700
01:22:52,222 --> 01:22:55,016
at the Yule Log Massacre
of Mistletoe.
1701
01:22:55,058 --> 01:22:58,978
♪♪
1702
01:22:59,062 --> 01:23:00,647
[ Knock on door ]
1703
01:23:00,730 --> 01:23:01,940
[ Laughs ]
1704
01:23:02,023 --> 01:23:05,110
Tatiana!
What are you doing here?
1705
01:23:05,193 --> 01:23:06,486
Tatiana, this is Birt.
1706
01:23:06,569 --> 01:23:08,863
Birt, this is
my former boss, Tatiana.
1707
01:23:08,947 --> 01:23:11,449
And I hope to be
your boss again.
1708
01:23:11,533 --> 01:23:12,534
Can we rehire you?
1709
01:23:12,575 --> 01:23:14,619
- What?
- It's that shrimp fudge!
1710
01:23:14,661 --> 01:23:18,123
We don't know how, but it
brings the coral back to life.
1711
01:23:18,206 --> 01:23:19,708
But how did you even --
1712
01:23:19,791 --> 01:23:21,001
I called her!
1713
01:23:21,084 --> 01:23:24,254
Jaxon. You little
mother fudger.
1714
01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:28,425
And, yes,
you can work remotely.
1715
01:23:28,466 --> 01:23:31,094
If I lived
in this cute town,
1716
01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:32,595
I would never
want to leave.
1717
01:23:32,637 --> 01:23:35,640
Did you say coral reefs?
I love coral reefs!
1718
01:23:35,724 --> 01:23:39,144
Can I give to your charity?
I'm rich.
1719
01:23:39,185 --> 01:23:43,273
Absolutely.
[ Chuckles ] Hm.
1720
01:23:43,314 --> 01:23:44,941
Oh, you like that deep V?
1721
01:23:44,983 --> 01:23:48,278
Um, if you'll
excuse me,
1722
01:23:48,319 --> 01:23:51,239
I have some, um,
business to discuss.
1723
01:23:51,281 --> 01:23:53,700
Oh, one last thing.
I swear. One last thing.
1724
01:23:53,783 --> 01:23:58,788
Today only we are offering
20% off our shirts --
1725
01:23:58,830 --> 01:24:03,418
"I survived the Yule Log
Mistletoe Massacre."
1726
01:24:03,501 --> 01:24:04,961
You know Nana
would have loved that.
1727
01:24:05,003 --> 01:24:06,504
Hm. Yeah.
1728
01:24:06,588 --> 01:24:09,674
Nana:
It's true. I'm famous!
1729
01:24:09,716 --> 01:24:12,844
And look!
I'm dating a celebrity!
1730
01:24:12,927 --> 01:24:14,679
[ Laughs ]
1731
01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:20,101
♪♪
1732
01:24:20,143 --> 01:24:23,855
This is all so wonderful.
1733
01:24:23,897 --> 01:24:26,316
There's just one problem.
1734
01:24:28,568 --> 01:24:30,195
What is it?
1735
01:24:30,278 --> 01:24:32,405
Mistletoe.
1736
01:24:35,116 --> 01:24:37,452
I don't consider that
a problem.
1737
01:24:37,535 --> 01:24:44,417
♪♪
1738
01:24:44,501 --> 01:24:50,715
♪♪
1739
01:24:50,757 --> 01:24:54,177
Don't worry, Nanagroot.
I'll take care of you.
1740
01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:55,845
I can heal you.
1741
01:24:55,887 --> 01:25:04,896
♪♪
1742
01:25:04,979 --> 01:25:06,898
[ Giggling ]
1743
01:25:06,981 --> 01:25:16,074
♪♪
1744
01:25:16,116 --> 01:25:18,243
♪♪
1745
01:25:18,326 --> 01:25:20,745
[ Music distorts ominously ]
1746
01:25:24,165 --> 01:25:26,584
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1747
01:25:26,668 --> 01:25:28,753
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1748
01:25:28,795 --> 01:25:30,088
[ Glass shatters ]
1749
01:25:30,171 --> 01:25:31,589
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1750
01:25:31,631 --> 01:25:34,551
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1751
01:25:34,592 --> 01:25:43,184
♪♪
1752
01:25:43,226 --> 01:25:52,152
♪♪
1753
01:25:52,235 --> 01:25:54,446
♪♪
1754
01:25:54,529 --> 01:25:56,740
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1755
01:25:56,781 --> 01:25:59,409
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1756
01:25:59,451 --> 01:26:01,870
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1757
01:26:01,911 --> 01:26:04,831
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1758
01:26:04,914 --> 01:26:13,923
♪♪
1759
01:26:13,965 --> 01:26:22,891
♪♪
1760
01:26:22,974 --> 01:26:24,726
♪♪
1761
01:26:24,768 --> 01:26:27,437
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1762
01:26:27,479 --> 01:26:29,647
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1763
01:26:29,731 --> 01:26:32,192
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1764
01:26:32,275 --> 01:26:34,903
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1765
01:26:34,986 --> 01:26:37,322
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1766
01:26:37,364 --> 01:26:39,657
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1767
01:26:39,741 --> 01:26:42,410
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1768
01:26:42,452 --> 01:26:45,330
♪ Christmas, Christmas,
Christmas ♪
1769
01:26:45,372 --> 01:26:54,756
♪♪
1770
01:26:54,839 --> 01:27:01,346
♪♪