WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:45.088 --> 00:00:46.872 I want to talk to you tonight. 4 00:01:20.732 --> 00:01:22.038 Groovy. 5 00:01:22.082 --> 00:01:23.953 Did you bring my chaser, stewardess? 6 00:01:23.996 --> 00:01:26.738 Oh, I brought you a chaser. 7 00:01:26.782 --> 00:01:28.044 Oh! 8 00:01:28.088 --> 00:01:30.002 Oh, my... 9 00:01:30.046 --> 00:01:32.831 Stewardess Gloria, I had no idea. 10 00:01:32.875 --> 00:01:34.398 Oh, wow. 11 00:01:34.442 --> 00:01:37.271 It was you. It was always you. 12 00:01:37.314 --> 00:01:39.273 Has it been that obvious? 13 00:01:39.316 --> 00:01:40.578 Well, every time you've come into the cockpit, 14 00:01:40.622 --> 00:01:42.014 you've been naked. 15 00:01:42.058 --> 00:01:45.888 Well, that is because I want you so bad. 16 00:01:56.420 --> 00:01:57.465 What the hell is that? 17 00:01:57.508 --> 00:01:59.162 Oh, it's nothing. 18 00:01:59.206 --> 00:02:00.859 What do you mean it's nothing? 19 00:02:00.903 --> 00:02:02.426 It's the Berlin Wall of sex blockers. 20 00:02:02.470 --> 00:02:05.603 It's the Great Wall of China of... 21 00:02:05.647 --> 00:02:06.648 But you have the key, Butch. 22 00:02:06.691 --> 00:02:08.345 My father gave you the key. 23 00:02:08.389 --> 00:02:11.087 Butch... Butch... 24 00:02:11.131 --> 00:02:12.262 Oh, what? What? No. 25 00:02:12.306 --> 00:02:13.959 Who's Butch? 26 00:02:14.003 --> 00:02:15.265 I'm Barry. 27 00:02:15.309 --> 00:02:16.353 -I'm not Butch. -Huh? What? 28 00:02:16.397 --> 00:02:17.572 Who's Butch? 29 00:02:17.615 --> 00:02:19.574 Barry? What are you doing here? 30 00:02:19.617 --> 00:02:21.228 It's me, the true love of your life. 31 00:02:21.271 --> 00:02:23.404 No, no, no. This is an arranged marriage. 32 00:02:23.447 --> 00:02:26.450 Oh, I have to leave. I have to find Butch. 33 00:02:26.494 --> 00:02:28.887 What are you, some kind of square? 34 00:02:28.931 --> 00:02:31.412 There's no virgins in 1973. 35 00:02:31.455 --> 00:02:34.023 But I am a virgin. 36 00:02:34.066 --> 00:02:35.720 [echoing] Virgin... Virgin. 37 00:02:40.072 --> 00:02:41.857 I heard you talking in your sleep. 38 00:02:44.686 --> 00:02:46.035 Do you like pilots? 39 00:02:46.078 --> 00:02:47.993 No. 40 00:02:48.037 --> 00:02:49.995 Why are you traveling solo today? 41 00:02:50.039 --> 00:02:53.216 Oh, no. My girlfriends and I are flying to D.C. 42 00:02:53.260 --> 00:02:56.654 You see, I'm getting hitched to this guy. 43 00:02:56.698 --> 00:02:57.699 It's kind of a last moment thing. 44 00:02:57.742 --> 00:03:00.832 -Married? -Mm-hmm. 45 00:03:00.876 --> 00:03:02.051 Far out. 46 00:03:14.194 --> 00:03:17.545 Good evening and welcome to DTF Airlines Flight 420. 47 00:03:17.588 --> 00:03:19.895 We will begin boarding our red-eye 48 00:03:19.938 --> 00:03:21.636 to Washington D.C. momentarily. 49 00:03:21.679 --> 00:03:24.334 Get ready and buckle up. 50 00:03:24.378 --> 00:03:26.510 -Gloria! -Oh! 51 00:03:28.077 --> 00:03:29.557 How's college life without me? 52 00:03:29.600 --> 00:03:30.906 Boring, of course. 53 00:03:30.949 --> 00:03:32.473 Of course. 54 00:03:32.516 --> 00:03:36.781 Chest out stomach in. Here comes Suzy Kellerman! 55 00:03:36.825 --> 00:03:38.479 Wait, are you working this flight? 56 00:03:38.522 --> 00:03:39.654 Yes. 57 00:03:39.697 --> 00:03:41.308 Economy with Dolores De Hado, 58 00:03:41.351 --> 00:03:43.092 and you're late, Miss Kellerman. 59 00:03:43.135 --> 00:03:44.659 Really? Dolores? 60 00:03:44.702 --> 00:03:46.704 -Buzzkill? -She'll be fine. 61 00:03:46.748 --> 00:03:48.967 The clock is ticking. 62 00:03:49.011 --> 00:03:50.491 I'm sorry, Ms. Rickenbottem. 63 00:03:50.534 --> 00:03:53.102 I just need to get changed real quick, ladies. 64 00:03:53.145 --> 00:03:55.191 You mean this isn't your stewardess uniform? 65 00:03:55.235 --> 00:03:56.366 I'm timing you. 66 00:03:56.410 --> 00:03:57.672 This plane will leave without you. 67 00:03:57.715 --> 00:03:59.456 They wouldn't dare. 68 00:03:59.500 --> 00:04:00.849 Let's go. 69 00:04:09.336 --> 00:04:11.816 Proper bachelorette parties call for proper attire. 70 00:04:11.860 --> 00:04:13.340 Ooh! 71 00:04:13.383 --> 00:04:15.907 I don't know. This looks a little risqué. 72 00:04:15.951 --> 00:04:17.300 I know, isn't it grand? 73 00:04:18.954 --> 00:04:20.303 Sweetness is here! 74 00:04:20.347 --> 00:04:21.261 [squealing] 75 00:04:23.350 --> 00:04:26.831 Oh, and a thousand blessings for your wonderful marriage! 76 00:04:26.875 --> 00:04:28.311 Oh, Candy, don't tell me you're still 77 00:04:28.355 --> 00:04:29.356 planning on becoming a nun. 78 00:04:29.399 --> 00:04:31.009 Of course I am. 79 00:04:31.053 --> 00:04:32.750 I'm going straight to the Vatican 80 00:04:32.794 --> 00:04:35.057 after we send her off down the aisle 81 00:04:35.100 --> 00:04:38.190 because God is my perfect husband. 82 00:04:38.234 --> 00:04:41.324 He never cheats and always forgives me 83 00:04:41.368 --> 00:04:42.934 if I ask him real nice. 84 00:04:42.978 --> 00:04:44.632 Here, put this on. 85 00:04:44.675 --> 00:04:46.329 Ah! 86 00:04:46.373 --> 00:04:49.506 Look, this... 87 00:04:49.550 --> 00:04:51.726 this is my deal with God. 88 00:04:51.769 --> 00:04:54.381 This is my last hurrah. 89 00:04:54.424 --> 00:04:57.340 And then I'm just going to give it up to the Lord Almighty. 90 00:04:57.384 --> 00:04:59.603 So, anything goes? 91 00:04:59.647 --> 00:05:00.996 Just on this plane. 92 00:05:01.039 --> 00:05:02.780 Ah! It's going to be a gas! 93 00:05:02.824 --> 00:05:05.740 Come on. Don't be such a square, Gloria. 94 00:05:05.783 --> 00:05:08.046 Even the Lord is giving her a pass. 95 00:05:08.090 --> 00:05:09.396 Praise Jesus. 96 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:11.049 Fine. I'm in like Flynn. 97 00:05:11.093 --> 00:05:12.529 Yay! 98 00:05:14.575 --> 00:05:15.967 Are you not changing too? 99 00:05:16.011 --> 00:05:19.928 Oh, yes. I'm working on your flight. 100 00:05:19.971 --> 00:05:21.756 I've got to quit this job. 101 00:05:21.799 --> 00:05:24.367 I am so tired of being an actress who isn't actressing. 102 00:05:24.411 --> 00:05:26.151 A model who isn't modeling. 103 00:05:26.195 --> 00:05:28.240 Just as long as you give us the liquor cart 104 00:05:28.284 --> 00:05:29.981 so we can keep liquor-ing. 105 00:05:30.025 --> 00:05:33.637 Of course, because Gloria's getting married! 106 00:05:33.681 --> 00:05:34.595 [squealing] 107 00:05:37.032 --> 00:05:38.773 Oh, girls! Thank you. 108 00:05:38.816 --> 00:05:40.427 I'm so happy. 109 00:05:40.470 --> 00:05:43.647 This is a party, not a shrink session. 110 00:05:43.691 --> 00:05:47.564 Oh, I have just the thing 111 00:05:47.608 --> 00:05:51.089 to make you... wait for it. 112 00:05:51.133 --> 00:05:53.788 Forget all your worry. 113 00:05:53.831 --> 00:05:55.267 Candy, how'd you get that in there? 114 00:05:55.311 --> 00:05:56.399 They'll put you in jail. 115 00:05:56.443 --> 00:05:59.576 No, God will protect us. 116 00:05:59.620 --> 00:06:00.795 And Suzy helped. 117 00:06:00.838 --> 00:06:02.405 I gave Phil at security a bag. 118 00:06:02.449 --> 00:06:04.494 Candy, I never pictured you as a druggie. 119 00:06:04.538 --> 00:06:06.148 I'm not. 120 00:06:06.191 --> 00:06:11.458 But the plane is my hall pass for the next five hours. 121 00:06:11.501 --> 00:06:13.677 Now it's a party! 122 00:06:13.721 --> 00:06:18.029 Before we send our beautiful Gloria off down the aisle, 123 00:06:18.073 --> 00:06:22.207 we've got to make sure she is drunk, 124 00:06:22.251 --> 00:06:24.906 drugged, and plugged. 125 00:06:24.949 --> 00:06:26.473 before we land the plane. 126 00:06:26.516 --> 00:06:29.911 I can't! I'm a virgin. 127 00:06:29.954 --> 00:06:32.609 But wait, you and Barry were together for years. 128 00:06:32.653 --> 00:06:35.438 You never... 129 00:06:35.482 --> 00:06:37.919 I just... I couldn't. There's so much pressure. 130 00:06:37.962 --> 00:06:40.182 What if I do something wrong? 131 00:06:40.225 --> 00:06:41.749 Honey, you could do it so wrong 132 00:06:41.792 --> 00:06:43.446 that his Johnson would break off in your vagina, 133 00:06:43.490 --> 00:06:45.753 and he would still thank you. 134 00:06:45.796 --> 00:06:47.189 That's reassuring. 135 00:06:47.232 --> 00:06:48.712 Then don't. 136 00:06:48.756 --> 00:06:51.411 Don't what? Have sex with my husband? Ever? 137 00:06:51.454 --> 00:06:54.239 No, don't lose your virginity to him. 138 00:06:54.283 --> 00:06:55.893 Lose it with somebody else first. 139 00:06:55.937 --> 00:06:57.982 Like a practice sex. 140 00:06:58.026 --> 00:06:58.983 Yeah. 141 00:06:59.027 --> 00:07:00.855 -On the plane! -Yeah! 142 00:07:00.898 --> 00:07:04.424 But I don't think the airline offers these kinds of services. 143 00:07:04.467 --> 00:07:05.990 Sure they do. 144 00:07:06.034 --> 00:07:08.776 Haven't you ever heard of the Mile High Club? 145 00:07:08.819 --> 00:07:11.561 Is it like Girl Scouts but for doing it? 146 00:07:11.605 --> 00:07:13.171 Yeah! 147 00:07:13.215 --> 00:07:15.739 You just find some Joe Schmoe on Aisle 6B and... 148 00:07:15.783 --> 00:07:17.480 Do it right there? 149 00:07:17.524 --> 00:07:21.223 No, we're not animals, you do it in the bathroom! 150 00:07:21.266 --> 00:07:22.964 Ew, the bathroom! 151 00:07:23.007 --> 00:07:25.749 I once had a friend who did it in the luggage rack once. 152 00:07:31.059 --> 00:07:34.018 I thought he was so weird. 153 00:07:34.062 --> 00:07:36.194 A friend? 154 00:07:36.238 --> 00:07:38.109 I don't know. 155 00:07:38.153 --> 00:07:39.937 You act like it's life-changing. 156 00:07:39.981 --> 00:07:41.722 It's really not. It's whatever. 157 00:07:41.765 --> 00:07:45.682 If it's whatever, then you're just doing it all wrong. 158 00:07:45.726 --> 00:07:48.598 It really could be heavenly. 159 00:07:48.642 --> 00:07:50.513 [giggling] 160 00:07:50.557 --> 00:07:52.036 It isn't. 161 00:07:52.080 --> 00:07:54.386 Well, I hope that you have your spiritual awakening 162 00:07:54.430 --> 00:07:56.519 on the Mile High Club today. 163 00:07:56.563 --> 00:08:01.437 Attention. DTF Airlines flight 420 will be boarding shortly. 164 00:08:01.481 --> 00:08:03.570 All passengers who need more assistance 165 00:08:03.613 --> 00:08:05.136 will begin boarding now. 166 00:08:05.180 --> 00:08:06.268 Well, I think I'm okay with this just being 167 00:08:06.311 --> 00:08:08.009 a Bachelorette party. 168 00:08:08.052 --> 00:08:10.228 Gloria, this could be your last chance to have some fun. 169 00:08:10.272 --> 00:08:13.405 I mean, who even owns what your husband is like. 170 00:08:13.449 --> 00:08:14.755 Good point. 171 00:08:14.798 --> 00:08:16.278 Think of it as your last chance to be 172 00:08:16.321 --> 00:08:19.150 in charge of your own destiny one last time. 173 00:08:19.194 --> 00:08:20.717 And we'll join you! 174 00:08:20.761 --> 00:08:24.286 Not like, join you. 175 00:08:24.329 --> 00:08:26.114 -Uh-uh. -No. 176 00:08:26.157 --> 00:08:29.987 Not like join you, but we'll join the Mile High Club too. 177 00:08:30.031 --> 00:08:32.424 Maybe. Fine. 178 00:08:32.468 --> 00:08:33.991 Okay. Okay, I'm in. 179 00:08:34.035 --> 00:08:36.167 -Yay! -Kind of. Ish. 180 00:08:36.211 --> 00:08:37.168 -Oh. -Maybe. 181 00:08:37.212 --> 00:08:39.606 -Huh? -Kind of. 182 00:08:39.649 --> 00:08:40.824 Okay, 100% I'm in. 183 00:08:40.868 --> 00:08:42.304 -[cheering] -Ish. 184 00:08:42.347 --> 00:08:44.349 But you can't tell Butch. 185 00:08:44.393 --> 00:08:46.177 It's gonna be our little secret. 186 00:08:46.221 --> 00:08:49.311 -To the Mile High Club! -To the Mile High Club! 187 00:08:49.354 --> 00:08:52.140 To Gloria! 188 00:08:56.448 --> 00:08:57.537 Co-pilot Matthews? 189 00:08:59.234 --> 00:09:01.453 I didn't see anything here. Did you? 190 00:09:02.846 --> 00:09:04.544 No, Miss Kellerman. 191 00:09:06.502 --> 00:09:07.764 Have a good day. 192 00:09:10.027 --> 00:09:11.594 As to you, too. 193 00:09:11.638 --> 00:09:13.335 We will see you on the plane! 194 00:09:14.554 --> 00:09:16.207 Oh! 195 00:09:16.251 --> 00:09:19.776 Attention, DTF Airlines flight 420 to Washington, D.C. 196 00:09:19.820 --> 00:09:21.299 is now boarding. 197 00:09:21.343 --> 00:09:23.693 All first-class ticket holders may board now. 198 00:09:23.737 --> 00:09:25.652 What about John Holmes in there? 199 00:09:25.695 --> 00:09:27.610 Oh, it wouldn't be the first time he's missed a flight. 200 00:09:27.654 --> 00:09:29.525 Come on, ladies. Let's get out of here. 201 00:09:29.569 --> 00:09:30.613 Ah! [chuckles] 202 00:09:31.745 --> 00:09:34.443 [moaning, chattering] 203 00:09:36.358 --> 00:09:38.403 All right, keep it single file, clean and tight. 204 00:09:38.447 --> 00:09:39.753 Thank you. 205 00:09:43.931 --> 00:09:46.020 Oh, we're boarding first-class right now, 206 00:09:46.063 --> 00:09:47.978 so you'll have to go to the back of the line. 207 00:09:48.022 --> 00:09:51.025 Can't you do something for a celebrity? 208 00:09:51.068 --> 00:09:52.200 If I see one. 209 00:09:53.462 --> 00:09:54.768 Ugh. 210 00:09:54.811 --> 00:09:56.639 Oh my God! What have you done to my coffee? 211 00:09:59.424 --> 00:10:01.426 Centro Coff commercials. 212 00:10:01.470 --> 00:10:02.863 Um... 213 00:10:02.906 --> 00:10:03.864 Come on, I did like three of those things. 214 00:10:03.907 --> 00:10:05.517 Okay, hey. 215 00:10:05.561 --> 00:10:06.736 Hi. 216 00:10:06.780 --> 00:10:09.391 Sorry, I know my cousin is a douche. 217 00:10:09.434 --> 00:10:13.177 Do you think you would have first class seats for us please? 218 00:10:13.221 --> 00:10:16.267 Oh, that commercial. 219 00:10:16.311 --> 00:10:20.097 Yeah, and here are your first class tickets. 220 00:10:20.141 --> 00:10:24.014 Whoa, first class. 221 00:10:24.058 --> 00:10:25.494 You are a fan of me. 222 00:10:25.537 --> 00:10:26.887 Huge fan. 223 00:10:26.930 --> 00:10:28.671 Thank you. 224 00:10:28.715 --> 00:10:31.761 -Bambi. -Bambi. 225 00:10:31.805 --> 00:10:32.762 Next. 226 00:10:35.635 --> 00:10:37.811 Hey, hot stuff, how's it hanging? 227 00:10:40.204 --> 00:10:42.511 Ticket, please. Ticket. 228 00:10:43.947 --> 00:10:45.079 Oh... 229 00:10:45.122 --> 00:10:46.297 Really, Bo? 230 00:10:46.341 --> 00:10:49.083 What? No. 231 00:10:49.126 --> 00:10:53.783 Velvet Underground, Zappa, Nico. 232 00:10:53.827 --> 00:10:57.395 Not some Frampton-wannabe wedding singer. 233 00:10:57.439 --> 00:11:00.747 Well, maybe he can be your mile high man meat. 234 00:11:00.790 --> 00:11:04.446 I'd rather do Pat Boone while Liberace watched. 235 00:11:05.795 --> 00:11:08.537 Fiddlesticks, she looks P.O.ed. 236 00:11:08.580 --> 00:11:10.713 I'll see you ladies on the plane. Ta ta. 237 00:11:10.757 --> 00:11:11.671 Bye. 238 00:11:14.151 --> 00:11:18.199 What if I can't even find anyone I want to do it... 239 00:11:20.941 --> 00:11:22.116 ...with. 240 00:11:24.771 --> 00:11:26.598 Oh, Gloria, I don't think you're gonna have 241 00:11:26.642 --> 00:11:28.296 any trouble getting liftoff. 242 00:11:30.385 --> 00:11:32.430 I left my purse in the locker room. 243 00:11:32.474 --> 00:11:34.128 You better boogie, we're about to board. 244 00:11:34.171 --> 00:11:35.303 -Okay -Go. 245 00:11:37.392 --> 00:11:39.742 Oh, you are trouble, aren't you? 246 00:11:40.830 --> 00:11:42.223 Looking for this? 247 00:11:42.266 --> 00:11:43.572 Yes, thank you. 248 00:11:46.923 --> 00:11:48.142 [gasps] 249 00:11:48.185 --> 00:11:49.665 Barry? 250 00:11:49.709 --> 00:11:51.014 Come to stop you from getting on that plane. 251 00:11:51.058 --> 00:11:52.799 Oh, I have nothing to say to you. 252 00:11:52.842 --> 00:11:54.757 Then say nothing and just run away with me. 253 00:11:54.801 --> 00:11:56.585 Oh, Barry, it's too late. 254 00:11:56.628 --> 00:11:58.500 I'm really sorry for what I put you and your dad through 255 00:11:58.543 --> 00:12:00.807 and I will pay him back every cent. 256 00:12:00.850 --> 00:12:02.156 And look, I got a job now. 257 00:12:02.199 --> 00:12:05.420 It's a real job, I'm a janitor. 258 00:12:05.463 --> 00:12:07.770 It's legitimate, they take out taxes and everything. 259 00:12:07.814 --> 00:12:09.424 It's a weekly paycheck. 260 00:12:09.467 --> 00:12:11.382 Look, and if that's not enough, I will get two jobs. 261 00:12:11.426 --> 00:12:13.080 No, I'll get three. 262 00:12:13.123 --> 00:12:14.472 I will get 10 jobs to pay your debt. 263 00:12:14.516 --> 00:12:15.865 Barry... 264 00:12:15.909 --> 00:12:16.910 Look, you gotta learn to trust me again. 265 00:12:16.953 --> 00:12:18.433 You have to know that I love you 266 00:12:18.476 --> 00:12:20.304 and I never meant to hurt you or your father 267 00:12:20.348 --> 00:12:23.220 and I will spend the rest of my life paying him back 268 00:12:23.264 --> 00:12:25.570 for that stupid, stupid investment. 269 00:12:25.614 --> 00:12:28.225 Well, it wasn't that stupid. 270 00:12:31.402 --> 00:12:32.882 Reusable wallpaper so you can change the look 271 00:12:32.926 --> 00:12:34.144 of your room every day. 272 00:12:34.188 --> 00:12:35.624 It was actually mondo cool. 273 00:12:37.669 --> 00:12:39.410 Didn't even stick to the wall. 274 00:12:39.454 --> 00:12:41.412 My father invested everything. 275 00:12:41.456 --> 00:12:42.805 I know. 276 00:12:44.720 --> 00:12:46.243 Goodbye, Barry. 277 00:12:52.597 --> 00:12:54.295 [moaning, banging] 278 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:07.003 Whoa, are you okay? 279 00:13:07.047 --> 00:13:09.484 Yeah, I think I just saw a ghost. 280 00:13:09.527 --> 00:13:10.485 Let's boogie. 281 00:13:10.528 --> 00:13:12.095 Hello, ladies. 282 00:13:12.139 --> 00:13:14.750 Oh, sweet mother of God, help me. 283 00:13:14.794 --> 00:13:15.882 Captain Jesus. 284 00:13:15.925 --> 00:13:17.927 What smells so heavenly? 285 00:13:17.971 --> 00:13:21.626 Me, that's me, me, my new perfume. 286 00:13:21.670 --> 00:13:24.760 Do you want to smell me, Jesus? 287 00:13:24.804 --> 00:13:28.459 It's Jesus... Captain. 288 00:13:28.503 --> 00:13:31.723 Captain Jesus, the J is silent. 289 00:13:31.767 --> 00:13:33.247 Oh. 290 00:13:33.290 --> 00:13:34.814 I've been saying it wrong this whole time. 291 00:13:39.731 --> 00:13:41.168 You smell divine. 292 00:13:41.211 --> 00:13:43.039 Can I help you, Captain Jesus? 293 00:13:43.083 --> 00:13:44.214 Yes, yes, Miss Rickenbottem. 294 00:13:44.258 --> 00:13:46.042 Have you seen my copilot? 295 00:13:46.086 --> 00:13:48.697 I want to make it to the church on time as the saying goes. 296 00:13:48.740 --> 00:13:50.568 Let me page him. Yes. 297 00:13:50.612 --> 00:13:51.961 I'm here, I'm here. 298 00:13:52.005 --> 00:13:53.310 Sorry I'm late. The runs, you know. 299 00:13:53.354 --> 00:13:55.225 Just messy, messy stuff. 300 00:13:55.269 --> 00:13:56.792 Messy stuff? 301 00:13:56.836 --> 00:13:59.664 Will you be joining us? 302 00:14:01.144 --> 00:14:04.191 Of course, I am flying the plane. 303 00:14:04.234 --> 00:14:06.062 Oh, cool. 304 00:14:08.543 --> 00:14:09.805 Okay. 305 00:14:11.067 --> 00:14:12.590 Come on, Delilah. 306 00:14:12.634 --> 00:14:13.678 [giggling] 307 00:14:24.124 --> 00:14:25.081 [record scratch] 308 00:14:25.125 --> 00:14:26.735 Hi, pumpkin. 309 00:14:26.778 --> 00:14:28.911 Daddy? What are you doing on this plane? 310 00:14:28.955 --> 00:14:30.870 Well, I'm headed to D.C. like you. 311 00:14:32.132 --> 00:14:33.394 I'm still a senator. 312 00:14:33.437 --> 00:14:34.830 I'm not in jail yet. 313 00:14:34.874 --> 00:14:36.223 Daddy, that's not funny. 314 00:14:36.266 --> 00:14:37.789 I'm kidding. 315 00:14:37.833 --> 00:14:39.400 I wouldn't miss my daughter's big day. 316 00:14:39.443 --> 00:14:42.098 Yeah, but I didn't expect you for a few more days. 317 00:14:42.142 --> 00:14:44.927 Don't worry, I'm gonna stay out of your hair. 318 00:14:44.971 --> 00:14:48.017 You guys do your Tupperware parties or press-on. 319 00:14:48.061 --> 00:14:51.151 Whatever it is your girls do, I'm sure it's nice and innocent. 320 00:14:51.194 --> 00:14:54.937 I got a little work, and then the happiest day of my life. 321 00:14:54.981 --> 00:14:56.939 Okay. 322 00:14:56.983 --> 00:14:58.593 Hey, Bo. 323 00:14:58.636 --> 00:15:00.029 Sir, yes, sir. 324 00:15:00.073 --> 00:15:01.944 Permission to speak freely, sir. 325 00:15:01.988 --> 00:15:03.554 Your fly's unzipped, sir. 326 00:15:03.598 --> 00:15:05.948 Okay, all right. 327 00:15:05.992 --> 00:15:08.385 Hey, Bo, I'm sorry you got kicked out of medical school. 328 00:15:08.429 --> 00:15:10.213 Oh, that's okay. 329 00:15:10.257 --> 00:15:12.912 They were just mad that I was screwing with the cadavers. 330 00:15:12.955 --> 00:15:14.565 Yeah, I'm sure your parents are very proud. 331 00:15:14.609 --> 00:15:15.784 Does she have to be here? 332 00:15:15.827 --> 00:15:17.351 Daddy, she's my oldest friend. 333 00:15:17.394 --> 00:15:19.005 I thought I was your oldest friend. 334 00:15:19.048 --> 00:15:22.095 Okay, not you're oldest, but your hottest. 335 00:15:22.138 --> 00:15:23.661 [laughing] 336 00:15:23.705 --> 00:15:25.185 Is it Candy? It's Candy right? 337 00:15:25.228 --> 00:15:26.751 -Candy. -Hi, Candy. 338 00:15:26.795 --> 00:15:28.318 Hi, sir. 339 00:15:28.362 --> 00:15:30.277 Okay, I hate to break up the sting operation, 340 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:34.629 but it's time for us unwashed to go back to the economy class. 341 00:15:34.672 --> 00:15:37.719 Honey, stay up here with me, please. 342 00:15:37.762 --> 00:15:39.329 Daddy? 343 00:15:39.373 --> 00:15:41.810 Okay. I'll see you in D.C. 344 00:15:41.853 --> 00:15:43.507 Don't do anything stupid. 345 00:15:43.551 --> 00:15:44.856 -Hey. -Go, go, go, go. 346 00:15:46.946 --> 00:15:48.643 See you later. 347 00:15:48.686 --> 00:15:49.992 Don't worry, Senator. 348 00:15:50.036 --> 00:15:51.037 I'm keeping an eye on her, okay? 349 00:15:51.080 --> 00:15:52.734 Okay. 350 00:15:52.777 --> 00:15:54.649 My little girl's getting married. 351 00:15:54.692 --> 00:15:56.346 I don't give a shit. 352 00:15:56.390 --> 00:15:57.565 You're a whore. 353 00:16:01.090 --> 00:16:02.178 Reading is fundamental. 354 00:16:12.449 --> 00:16:13.842 You sure you're okay? 355 00:16:13.885 --> 00:16:16.497 Why? What? What'd you hear? 356 00:16:16.540 --> 00:16:19.021 -The runs. -Oh, yeah. No. 357 00:16:19.065 --> 00:16:20.762 I'm cool, man. Thanks. 358 00:16:22.068 --> 00:16:24.200 What do you want me to do first? 359 00:16:24.244 --> 00:16:26.507 Your funny. I like that. 360 00:16:29.075 --> 00:16:30.728 You're the captain. 361 00:16:30.772 --> 00:16:32.513 So wait. Aren't you supposed to be clean-shaven? 362 00:16:32.556 --> 00:16:33.731 You know, captain. 363 00:16:33.775 --> 00:16:36.865 Oh, this. Yeah, I think it's, um... 364 00:16:36.908 --> 00:16:37.997 I think it's sexy. 365 00:16:39.824 --> 00:16:41.696 Do you not agree? 366 00:16:41.739 --> 00:16:43.089 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. 367 00:16:43.132 --> 00:16:45.178 Does Uncle Sam agree? I don't know. 368 00:16:45.221 --> 00:16:48.224 I don't know your uncles, but I'm sure they're sexy as well. 369 00:16:49.878 --> 00:16:51.706 I'm actually a transfer pilot from Nazareth. 370 00:16:53.490 --> 00:16:54.970 This is your first American flight? 371 00:16:55.014 --> 00:16:55.971 Yeah. 372 00:16:56.015 --> 00:16:57.190 Okay. Great. 373 00:16:58.539 --> 00:17:00.323 -[alarm sounds] -Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh. 374 00:17:00.367 --> 00:17:01.716 [laughing] 375 00:17:05.459 --> 00:17:06.721 You're a funny man. 376 00:17:10.725 --> 00:17:12.074 I actually needed that. 377 00:17:12.118 --> 00:17:14.120 This is, uh, my first flight as captain. 378 00:17:14.163 --> 00:17:15.817 So really glad you're here. 379 00:17:15.860 --> 00:17:18.689 Yeah, me too. Especially after hearing that. 380 00:17:18.733 --> 00:17:20.169 Oh, relax. 381 00:17:20.213 --> 00:17:21.736 I was a co-pilot for a very long time. 382 00:17:21.779 --> 00:17:24.391 All right. We are clear for takeoff. 383 00:17:24.434 --> 00:17:26.610 Doors and windows are locked. Fuel checks out. 384 00:17:26.654 --> 00:17:28.090 Let's back this baby up. 385 00:17:29.918 --> 00:17:32.573 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 386 00:17:32.616 --> 00:17:34.140 We are clear for takeoff. 387 00:17:47.153 --> 00:17:48.850 I can't believe my father's on this plane. 388 00:17:48.893 --> 00:17:51.722 I'm not gonna do this whole Mile High Club thing, 389 00:17:51.766 --> 00:17:53.159 not with my dad in the first class. 390 00:17:53.202 --> 00:17:54.638 Eww! 391 00:17:54.682 --> 00:17:57.250 Why would you do it with your Dad? Gross. 392 00:17:57.293 --> 00:17:58.990 No! 393 00:17:59.034 --> 00:18:01.471 I meant, how am I supposed to join the Mile High Club? 394 00:18:03.604 --> 00:18:05.084 With this! 395 00:18:05.127 --> 00:18:06.433 -Glory be to God! -Where did that come from? 396 00:18:06.476 --> 00:18:09.000 -From St. Suzy. -Here we go! 397 00:18:09.044 --> 00:18:11.525 -Candy! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Girl. 398 00:18:11.568 --> 00:18:14.267 What? This is it for me. 399 00:18:14.310 --> 00:18:17.313 I've got to make the best of it while I can. 400 00:18:17.357 --> 00:18:19.576 Besides... 401 00:18:19.620 --> 00:18:23.537 I might have had a Quaalude or two prior to this. 402 00:18:23.580 --> 00:18:25.016 No turning back now. 403 00:18:25.060 --> 00:18:27.193 Oh my gosh, are you tripping right now? 404 00:18:27.236 --> 00:18:29.195 No! 405 00:18:29.238 --> 00:18:31.893 Are you a talking giraffe? 406 00:18:31.936 --> 00:18:34.809 Holy crap! How much did you take? 407 00:18:34.852 --> 00:18:38.856 You ask a lot of questions for a talking giraffe. 408 00:18:40.162 --> 00:18:41.555 [laughing] 409 00:18:41.598 --> 00:18:43.078 Ladies, flasks at the ready! 410 00:18:43.122 --> 00:18:44.384 Shh! 411 00:18:44.427 --> 00:18:45.950 There are people here. 412 00:18:45.994 --> 00:18:48.649 To the one Mile High Club! 413 00:18:48.692 --> 00:18:52.348 -This giraffe drinks to that. -Yeah! 414 00:18:52.392 --> 00:18:55.612 Fine. To the Mile High Club! 415 00:18:55.656 --> 00:18:57.048 [laughing] 416 00:18:58.702 --> 00:19:00.226 Oh, yeah. 417 00:19:06.057 --> 00:19:07.058 Cleared for take-off. 418 00:19:24.511 --> 00:19:25.555 Hello, Senator. 419 00:19:25.599 --> 00:19:26.643 Care for a drink? 420 00:19:26.687 --> 00:19:28.819 Yes, I would, Angel. 421 00:19:37.567 --> 00:19:39.221 Where are you going? 422 00:19:39.265 --> 00:19:40.788 I got to take a leak. 423 00:19:40.831 --> 00:19:41.789 You got it from here. 424 00:19:41.832 --> 00:19:43.530 Yeah, yeah, of course 425 00:19:50.580 --> 00:19:52.408 Just like dad's prop-plane. 426 00:19:52.452 --> 00:19:53.583 Okay. 427 00:19:56.064 --> 00:19:57.283 [beeping] 428 00:19:57.326 --> 00:20:00.547 Hey, nothing like Dad's prop lane. 429 00:20:05.334 --> 00:20:06.901 Hey, Bambi, need help with snacks? 430 00:20:06.944 --> 00:20:07.902 Oh, no, I got this. 431 00:20:07.945 --> 00:20:09.773 Half of them are asleep anyways. 432 00:20:09.817 --> 00:20:11.514 Plus, Dolores will be back in a minute. 433 00:20:11.558 --> 00:20:13.473 Red-eye flights are aces, girl. 434 00:20:13.516 --> 00:20:16.127 So, how are your friends? 435 00:20:16.171 --> 00:20:19.261 Oh? What friends? 436 00:20:19.305 --> 00:20:21.916 Best friends since grade school, all of us girls are, really, 437 00:20:21.959 --> 00:20:23.439 and now Gloria's getting married. 438 00:20:23.483 --> 00:20:25.224 I'm so happy for her. 439 00:20:25.267 --> 00:20:27.051 So sweet. Have you met the fiancé? 440 00:20:27.095 --> 00:20:29.880 None of us have, not even Gloria. 441 00:20:29.924 --> 00:20:32.274 What? Old school. 442 00:20:32.318 --> 00:20:33.928 Is she Amish? 443 00:20:33.971 --> 00:20:35.625 Is that like being a Republican? 444 00:20:35.669 --> 00:20:38.193 Her dad's the senator in first class. 445 00:20:38.237 --> 00:20:40.195 Senator Rufus? That's her dad? 446 00:20:40.239 --> 00:20:41.762 He's a bit of a square, but he really loves her. 447 00:20:41.805 --> 00:20:42.893 [chime sounds] 448 00:20:42.937 --> 00:20:44.460 Oh, gotta go. 449 00:20:46.506 --> 00:20:49.204 So, Gloria, are you scoping out who you want 450 00:20:49.248 --> 00:20:50.988 to join the Mile High Club with? 451 00:20:51.032 --> 00:20:54.514 Maybe that cute tennis player that was checking you out. 452 00:20:54.557 --> 00:20:56.080 Maybe, I don't know. 453 00:20:56.124 --> 00:20:58.213 I just feel a little... 454 00:20:58.257 --> 00:21:00.520 nervous, but after everything with Barry, 455 00:21:00.563 --> 00:21:03.392 I really want to join the Mile High Club in this plane. 456 00:21:03.436 --> 00:21:06.395 Because I'm the one in charge of my destiny. 457 00:21:06.439 --> 00:21:08.832 Not Barry, certainly not Butch. 458 00:21:08.876 --> 00:21:10.965 Butch. 459 00:21:11.008 --> 00:21:14.751 B-u-u-u-u-tch. 460 00:21:14.795 --> 00:21:16.275 Who's Butch? 461 00:21:16.318 --> 00:21:18.059 My husband whom I haven't even met yet. 462 00:21:18.102 --> 00:21:19.713 Butch. 463 00:21:19.756 --> 00:21:20.888 You're not gonna have a problem joining 464 00:21:20.931 --> 00:21:22.368 the Mile High Club. 465 00:21:22.411 --> 00:21:25.196 Plus that tennis player's a stud. 466 00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:27.460 You two would look so hot together. 467 00:21:27.503 --> 00:21:29.810 Stop it. 468 00:21:29.853 --> 00:21:32.334 I don't know, isn't it wrong to cheat on my fiancé? 469 00:21:32.378 --> 00:21:33.944 You haven't even met him yet. 470 00:21:33.988 --> 00:21:36.469 It's not cheating in the Lord's eyes. 471 00:21:36.512 --> 00:21:40.124 But I'm all the way up here and he's all the way back there. 472 00:21:41.996 --> 00:21:43.563 Bo, what are you doing? 473 00:21:43.606 --> 00:21:46.783 Giving fate and your libido a little nudge. 474 00:21:48.045 --> 00:21:49.438 No! Bo! 475 00:21:50.700 --> 00:21:52.180 Excuse me, sir. 476 00:21:52.223 --> 00:21:54.225 Do you think you can switch seats with me? 477 00:21:54.269 --> 00:21:57.533 It's just I'm sitting in the middle and I have to pee a lot. 478 00:21:57.577 --> 00:22:00.362 It's a really long flight and I have a little bladder. 479 00:22:00.406 --> 00:22:03.322 Oh, yeah, sure. 480 00:22:03.365 --> 00:22:04.758 No problemo. 481 00:22:13.027 --> 00:22:14.724 Mmm... Hey, ladies. 482 00:22:21.862 --> 00:22:24.473 Wow, that's quite a rocket... a racket. 483 00:22:24.517 --> 00:22:26.823 Yeah, it's got a good head size 484 00:22:26.867 --> 00:22:30.610 and the length is really perfect when I gotta slam it in. 485 00:22:30.653 --> 00:22:32.394 Ooh! 486 00:22:32.438 --> 00:22:33.830 [chuckles] 487 00:22:35.397 --> 00:22:36.442 I'll drink to that. 488 00:22:37.530 --> 00:22:39.314 Attention, passengers. 489 00:22:39.358 --> 00:22:41.882 The captain has turned off the fasten seatbelt sign 490 00:22:41.925 --> 00:22:44.145 and turned on the smoking sign. 491 00:22:44.188 --> 00:22:45.364 Enjoy. 492 00:22:47.017 --> 00:22:49.106 Are you and your new friend... 493 00:22:49.150 --> 00:22:51.108 Candy, no. 494 00:22:51.152 --> 00:22:52.980 Thanks, dudette. 495 00:22:53.023 --> 00:22:55.417 The world is more connected by the love 496 00:22:55.461 --> 00:22:57.854 that you express through your kindness. 497 00:22:57.898 --> 00:23:00.944 That's so deep, my son. 498 00:23:00.988 --> 00:23:05.949 Gloria, isn't that... deep? 499 00:23:05.993 --> 00:23:07.386 Of course. 500 00:23:07.429 --> 00:23:09.257 I know, right? 501 00:23:09.300 --> 00:23:11.302 Do you two want to talk about this alone 502 00:23:11.346 --> 00:23:14.654 in our private VIP first class lounge? 503 00:23:14.697 --> 00:23:18.309 Oh, love knows no social construct. 504 00:23:18.353 --> 00:23:19.920 Love knows no caste system. 505 00:23:19.963 --> 00:23:22.749 VIP is a myth. 506 00:23:24.403 --> 00:23:27.971 You can do drugs and have sex in private. 507 00:23:28.015 --> 00:23:29.495 Righteous, let's go. 508 00:23:29.538 --> 00:23:30.887 Okay, follow me. 509 00:23:33.412 --> 00:23:35.065 Love you, baby. Talk to you later. 510 00:23:35.109 --> 00:23:36.937 Love you, too. Oh. 511 00:23:36.980 --> 00:23:38.155 Yeah! 512 00:24:00.439 --> 00:24:01.483 Mmm. 513 00:24:04.921 --> 00:24:07.750 Ah, sweet bud. 514 00:24:07.794 --> 00:24:09.230 It's been a while. 515 00:24:09.273 --> 00:24:11.841 Hmm, yeah, sweet bud. 516 00:24:13.539 --> 00:24:14.931 [coughs] 517 00:24:21.895 --> 00:24:23.244 That's so cool, man. 518 00:24:24.419 --> 00:24:25.420 You try. 519 00:24:25.464 --> 00:24:26.813 Okay, um... 520 00:24:31.687 --> 00:24:34.516 Oh, cool, man, um... 521 00:24:34.560 --> 00:24:36.431 Whoa! 522 00:24:36.475 --> 00:24:37.824 Woo! 523 00:24:37.867 --> 00:24:39.956 I always forget, this stuff perks me up so fast. 524 00:24:42.002 --> 00:24:43.873 Oh, damn. 525 00:24:43.917 --> 00:24:46.049 I'm sporting a major kickstand right now. 526 00:24:46.093 --> 00:24:47.877 Oh, yeah? 527 00:24:47.921 --> 00:24:50.140 Well, let's park that bike of yours, big boy. 528 00:24:51.925 --> 00:24:53.753 -Is that sexy talk? -Yeah. 529 00:24:53.796 --> 00:24:54.754 Cool. 530 00:24:56.669 --> 00:24:58.888 Oh, okay, it's happening. All right. 531 00:24:58.932 --> 00:25:00.760 Let's do it. You first, you first, you first. 532 00:25:00.803 --> 00:25:02.936 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 533 00:25:02.979 --> 00:25:05.416 Get Big Burt, get Big Burt, get Big Burt. 534 00:25:05.460 --> 00:25:07.549 -[squeals] -Let's go. 535 00:25:07.593 --> 00:25:09.812 Mm-hmm. Let's go, yeah. 536 00:25:09.856 --> 00:25:13.294 Oh, oh, oh, yes. Come here. 537 00:25:13.337 --> 00:25:15.252 [growls] 538 00:25:15.296 --> 00:25:16.471 Oh, I love this. 539 00:25:17.733 --> 00:25:19.256 Oh, I love this. 540 00:25:19.300 --> 00:25:20.867 I love you. 541 00:25:20.910 --> 00:25:23.347 The universe is love, baby. 542 00:25:23.391 --> 00:25:26.786 Oh, wait, you don't love me. We just met. 543 00:25:26.829 --> 00:25:28.962 Oh, this is going way too fast. 544 00:25:29.005 --> 00:25:30.790 Sorry, sister, this isn't going to work. 545 00:25:30.833 --> 00:25:32.226 I'm a professional tennis player. 546 00:25:32.269 --> 00:25:33.749 Mm-hmm? 547 00:25:33.793 --> 00:25:36.665 Each match has to start one way and one way only. 548 00:25:40.060 --> 00:25:41.496 Love. 549 00:25:41.540 --> 00:25:44.847 It is not only my personal life philosophy. 550 00:25:44.891 --> 00:25:47.197 It is in the internationally recognized 551 00:25:47.241 --> 00:25:49.809 professional tennis players handbook. 552 00:25:49.852 --> 00:25:53.943 Okay, I'm being such a headcase about this, I'm sorry. 553 00:25:53.987 --> 00:25:55.554 It's just a lot going on. 554 00:25:55.597 --> 00:25:58.644 -Let's try this again. -No, no, no, no, no. 555 00:25:58.687 --> 00:25:59.688 I'm sorry, I can't. 556 00:26:01.516 --> 00:26:02.996 My bike's got a flat. 557 00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:04.432 Oh. 558 00:26:04.475 --> 00:26:05.564 Well, that was fast. 559 00:26:09.742 --> 00:26:10.873 [sighs] 560 00:26:11.961 --> 00:26:14.311 Um... 561 00:26:14.355 --> 00:26:17.532 I think I'm going to go now. 562 00:26:19.795 --> 00:26:20.883 Bye, my sister. 563 00:26:20.927 --> 00:26:22.624 But it's all love, baby. 564 00:26:23.712 --> 00:26:24.974 It's all love. 565 00:26:27.673 --> 00:26:28.978 Damn it! 566 00:26:31.894 --> 00:26:33.983 Hi, what happened? 567 00:26:34.027 --> 00:26:36.333 The window of opportunity has slammed shut. 568 00:26:36.377 --> 00:26:39.902 I wasn't loving it a lot the way you wanted me to. 569 00:26:39.946 --> 00:26:41.338 Well, you're a virgin. 570 00:26:41.382 --> 00:26:42.818 You'll get better with practice. 571 00:26:42.862 --> 00:26:45.038 Gross, Suzy, I didn't mean it like that. 572 00:26:47.518 --> 00:26:49.390 Hey, baby, what's up? 573 00:26:49.433 --> 00:26:51.305 Doesn't pro tennis drug test? 574 00:26:54.134 --> 00:26:56.658 You bet your ass they do. 575 00:26:56.702 --> 00:26:57.833 Let's get you back to your seat. 576 00:26:59.139 --> 00:27:00.227 Fuck! 577 00:27:04.971 --> 00:27:06.799 How am I supposed to sneak past my dad? 578 00:27:06.842 --> 00:27:09.628 I can't let him know I was just trying to lose my virginity. 579 00:27:09.671 --> 00:27:11.630 Just stay behind me, okay? 580 00:27:11.673 --> 00:27:13.414 And sneak past when you get a chance. 581 00:27:13.457 --> 00:27:14.589 Okay. 582 00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:18.985 Oh, hello, senator. 583 00:27:19.028 --> 00:27:21.683 Um, this is our mid-flight champagne service. 584 00:27:21.727 --> 00:27:23.119 Thank you, Suzy. 585 00:27:23.163 --> 00:27:26.209 Hey, hey, was that my, uh, daughter? 586 00:27:26.253 --> 00:27:28.690 Oh, don't be silly. I think you've had a few too many. 587 00:27:28.734 --> 00:27:31.562 Okay. Okay. 588 00:27:31.606 --> 00:27:32.912 [gasps] 589 00:27:32.955 --> 00:27:34.478 Are you an actor? 590 00:27:34.522 --> 00:27:36.263 Yes. 591 00:27:36.306 --> 00:27:37.699 And I bet you're an actress. 592 00:27:37.743 --> 00:27:40.441 Yes, I am. How could you tell? 593 00:27:40.484 --> 00:27:42.922 Oh, you have obvious talent. 594 00:27:42.965 --> 00:27:44.967 I'm Sid Epstein. 595 00:27:45.011 --> 00:27:46.795 You may remember me from that commercial. 596 00:27:46.839 --> 00:27:48.057 Oh, my God. 597 00:27:48.101 --> 00:27:50.581 What have you done to my coffee? 598 00:27:50.625 --> 00:27:53.628 Yes, you were incredible. 599 00:27:53.672 --> 00:27:56.196 You actually inspired me to switch brands. 600 00:27:56.239 --> 00:27:58.938 That means the world to me. 601 00:27:58.981 --> 00:28:00.461 Sadly, that's true. 602 00:28:00.504 --> 00:28:02.071 Are you up for another commercial? 603 00:28:02.115 --> 00:28:04.073 Uh, I'm headed to New York for a big audition. 604 00:28:04.117 --> 00:28:05.509 Huh. 605 00:28:05.553 --> 00:28:06.772 We have a layover in D.C., which I need, 606 00:28:06.815 --> 00:28:08.338 because I don't have my lines down. 607 00:28:08.382 --> 00:28:10.863 Well, um, maybe I could help you with your lines. 608 00:28:10.906 --> 00:28:12.865 I'd love that, but where? 609 00:28:12.908 --> 00:28:15.824 I would hate to disturb the other passengers. 610 00:28:15.868 --> 00:28:18.348 Meet me in the VIP lounge in the back in 10 minutes. 611 00:28:18.392 --> 00:28:19.741 It'll be just you and me. 612 00:28:19.785 --> 00:28:21.612 I just need to kick a few people out first. 613 00:28:21.656 --> 00:28:23.440 Out of sight. 614 00:28:23.484 --> 00:28:25.007 Excuse me. 615 00:28:25.051 --> 00:28:26.052 Um, I hate to break up your little casting session, 616 00:28:26.095 --> 00:28:27.314 but can I have some champagne? 617 00:28:27.357 --> 00:28:28.663 Oh, yes. I'm so sorry. 618 00:28:28.707 --> 00:28:29.969 I'm gonna need all this. Thank you. 619 00:28:30.012 --> 00:28:32.493 Okay. Okay. 620 00:28:35.322 --> 00:28:37.280 You proud of yourself? 621 00:28:37.324 --> 00:28:38.934 -Daily. -Ugh. 622 00:28:42.721 --> 00:28:44.766 Wow. That was fast. 623 00:28:44.810 --> 00:28:46.115 Typical. 624 00:28:46.159 --> 00:28:48.335 See, Bo, you've only had bad sex. 625 00:28:48.378 --> 00:28:49.510 We never did it. 626 00:28:49.553 --> 00:28:51.120 He started talking about love, 627 00:28:51.164 --> 00:28:52.992 and I started thinking about Barry. 628 00:28:53.035 --> 00:28:54.341 Barry? 629 00:28:54.384 --> 00:28:55.603 Why are you thinking about Barry? 630 00:28:55.646 --> 00:28:56.865 I meant Butch. my future husband, 631 00:28:56.909 --> 00:28:57.866 whom I'm marrying for love. 632 00:28:57.910 --> 00:29:00.042 -Butch. -You said Barry. 633 00:29:00.086 --> 00:29:02.131 -It was a slip of the tongue. -A Freudian slip. 634 00:29:02.175 --> 00:29:03.785 A Freudian tongue slip. 635 00:29:03.829 --> 00:29:06.005 The point is, we never did it. 636 00:29:06.048 --> 00:29:07.920 I can't do it. 637 00:29:07.963 --> 00:29:09.051 I will never do it. 638 00:29:09.095 --> 00:29:11.837 Okay, Mrs. Humpalong Cassidy. 639 00:29:11.880 --> 00:29:15.101 Suzy did drop off a little fun! 640 00:29:15.144 --> 00:29:16.667 Put that away! Now! 641 00:29:16.711 --> 00:29:18.147 Oh, you don't want to see her put it away. 642 00:29:18.191 --> 00:29:19.888 No, you don't want to see me put it away. 643 00:29:19.932 --> 00:29:21.194 Okay, this was all fun and games... 644 00:29:21.237 --> 00:29:22.456 Until I poke your eye out! 645 00:29:22.499 --> 00:29:24.284 You have to stop! 646 00:29:24.327 --> 00:29:27.156 Come on, it's just a little Bachelorette party. 647 00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:29.289 -Fun and games. -Mm-hmm. 648 00:29:29.332 --> 00:29:31.291 See, it's like pin the tail on the donkey, 649 00:29:31.334 --> 00:29:33.119 except with a big old dong. 650 00:29:33.162 --> 00:29:34.729 And don't worry. 651 00:29:34.773 --> 00:29:37.079 This is modeled after Adam, so God was okay with it. 652 00:29:37.123 --> 00:29:38.820 Well, I don't know how I feel about it. 653 00:29:38.864 --> 00:29:41.910 Come on. It's just classic Bachelorette shenanigans. 654 00:29:41.954 --> 00:29:44.130 On a plane? With people? 655 00:29:44.173 --> 00:29:45.958 -They can play. -Yeah. 656 00:29:46.001 --> 00:29:47.176 Plus, most of them are sleeping. 657 00:29:47.220 --> 00:29:48.743 And they're all adults. 658 00:29:48.787 --> 00:29:50.440 Does anybody care if we have a Bachelorette party 659 00:29:50.484 --> 00:29:51.615 in this section? 660 00:29:53.530 --> 00:29:55.750 I'll strip if you strip. 661 00:29:55.794 --> 00:29:58.100 Uh, no, thank you. We've already seen what you have to offer, 662 00:29:58.144 --> 00:30:00.189 and it turned us all gay. 663 00:30:00.233 --> 00:30:01.364 Mm-hmm. 664 00:30:01.408 --> 00:30:03.410 I'd love to see that. 665 00:30:03.453 --> 00:30:05.151 Eww, creep. 666 00:30:05.194 --> 00:30:07.240 See, we're good. We're good. 667 00:30:07.283 --> 00:30:10.069 Okay. Fine. Let's get this over with. 668 00:30:10.112 --> 00:30:11.592 Yay. Okay, I'll set it up. 669 00:30:16.031 --> 00:30:18.251 Now this is a party. Yeah. 670 00:30:18.294 --> 00:30:22.298 -One, two. And three. -Is that a dildo? 671 00:30:22.342 --> 00:30:23.691 Oh my God. 672 00:30:23.734 --> 00:30:24.997 [chattering, shrieking] 673 00:30:28.391 --> 00:30:30.002 Whose dick is this? 674 00:30:30.045 --> 00:30:31.394 I am so sorry. 675 00:30:31.438 --> 00:30:33.048 See? These things hurt people. 676 00:30:33.092 --> 00:30:34.180 I don't want to do this anymore. 677 00:30:34.223 --> 00:30:35.572 These things don't hurt people. 678 00:30:35.616 --> 00:30:37.879 Carts full of penis sausages did. 679 00:30:37.923 --> 00:30:39.750 Come on, Gloria, just play the game. 680 00:30:39.794 --> 00:30:41.013 You have to do one Bachelorette party thing 681 00:30:41.056 --> 00:30:42.666 for this to even count as one. 682 00:30:42.710 --> 00:30:45.887 And then we can go back to finding you a man for real. 683 00:30:45.931 --> 00:30:47.846 -Go. -Fine. 684 00:30:47.889 --> 00:30:49.325 Here we go! 685 00:30:49.369 --> 00:30:52.459 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 686 00:30:52.502 --> 00:30:54.156 Get me off! 687 00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:56.506 I would, but we just met. 688 00:30:56.550 --> 00:30:59.858 However, I did notice you checking me out at the boarding. 689 00:31:02.991 --> 00:31:04.601 Uh, I'm actually pre-med 690 00:31:04.645 --> 00:31:06.821 and I noticed a lump on your right testicle 691 00:31:06.865 --> 00:31:09.606 because your pants are crazy stupid tight. 692 00:31:09.650 --> 00:31:12.609 I mean, what's the point of even wearing pants? 693 00:31:12.653 --> 00:31:14.655 Did you want me to take them off for you? 694 00:31:14.698 --> 00:31:17.310 No, no, I've seen enough. 695 00:31:17.353 --> 00:31:19.965 But you need to see a doctor. Stat. 696 00:31:20.008 --> 00:31:22.663 I take it you're a James Taylor girl. 697 00:31:24.578 --> 00:31:28.147 Zappa, Nico, Velvet Underground. 698 00:31:28.190 --> 00:31:31.063 Whatever, asshole. You just wish that you were in their league. 699 00:31:31.106 --> 00:31:34.936 Hey, I toured with Ziggy Pop in 69. 700 00:31:34.980 --> 00:31:36.895 No, you didn't. Screw you. 701 00:31:36.938 --> 00:31:38.984 What? You don't believe me? 702 00:31:39.027 --> 00:31:40.855 I believe that any man who dresses 703 00:31:40.899 --> 00:31:43.466 in a Halloween costume for a living would say 704 00:31:43.510 --> 00:31:45.512 all kinds of crazy crap to get laid. 705 00:31:45.555 --> 00:31:50.821 Honey, I don't need to work this hard to get a hot lady naked. 706 00:31:50.865 --> 00:31:53.041 That should tell you something about you. 707 00:31:53.085 --> 00:31:54.303 [gasps] 708 00:31:54.347 --> 00:31:55.783 Oh! 709 00:31:57.480 --> 00:31:58.917 What a jerk. 710 00:32:00.614 --> 00:32:02.311 [giggles] 711 00:32:02.355 --> 00:32:05.575 You totally have a crush on that Steel Cobra fella. 712 00:32:07.012 --> 00:32:09.971 I'd rather vote for Nixon. 713 00:32:10.015 --> 00:32:11.930 Bo, I've known you for years. 714 00:32:11.973 --> 00:32:13.844 You only crush the soul of the people you want to screw. 715 00:32:13.888 --> 00:32:17.239 And it's a defense mechanism to see if they're worthy. 716 00:32:19.763 --> 00:32:21.200 Therapy. 717 00:32:21.243 --> 00:32:23.593 -Wow. -I can be smart, too. 718 00:32:23.637 --> 00:32:25.160 Well, that's all fine and good. 719 00:32:25.204 --> 00:32:27.597 We still need to find Gloria someone to make it with. 720 00:32:27.641 --> 00:32:28.990 Mm-hmm. 721 00:32:29.034 --> 00:32:33.386 And, oh, speaking of Gloria. Where is Gloria? 722 00:32:33.429 --> 00:32:34.691 She was just here a minute ago. 723 00:32:35.823 --> 00:32:37.042 Hello? 724 00:32:39.653 --> 00:32:40.784 Am I close? 725 00:32:42.134 --> 00:32:43.657 Yeah, this way, this way. 726 00:32:45.485 --> 00:32:47.226 Hello? 727 00:32:47.269 --> 00:32:48.488 Candy? 728 00:32:50.011 --> 00:32:53.145 "Lest I come and strike the earth with a curse." 729 00:32:55.799 --> 00:32:58.846 Man, God is so rad. 730 00:33:00.065 --> 00:33:01.762 What do you think? 731 00:33:01.805 --> 00:33:05.200 Oh, yeah, I mean, 732 00:33:05.244 --> 00:33:07.986 it's incredible that He let all this happen. 733 00:33:08.029 --> 00:33:09.552 See, I knew you were a good guy. 734 00:33:09.596 --> 00:33:11.337 Yeah. 735 00:33:12.816 --> 00:33:14.035 [sighs] 736 00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:16.081 Candy? Bo? 737 00:33:16.124 --> 00:33:17.560 Wait, I know that voice. 738 00:33:17.604 --> 00:33:20.041 -Am I close? -Gloria. 739 00:33:20.085 --> 00:33:23.088 Careful on your way out. Careful on your way out. 740 00:33:23.131 --> 00:33:24.785 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 741 00:33:24.828 --> 00:33:26.004 [beeping] 742 00:33:30.138 --> 00:33:31.835 We're all gonna die. 743 00:33:39.582 --> 00:33:42.107 This isn't fun anymore. 744 00:33:42.150 --> 00:33:44.587 Okay, I'm just gonna put it right here. 745 00:33:47.808 --> 00:33:49.897 -Barry? -Gloria. 746 00:33:49.940 --> 00:33:51.942 You were a... 747 00:33:51.986 --> 00:33:54.119 Penis? Ew! 748 00:33:54.162 --> 00:33:55.990 That's... 749 00:33:56.034 --> 00:33:57.600 Gloria! 750 00:33:59.167 --> 00:34:01.822 -Hey! -Yes? 751 00:34:01.865 --> 00:34:03.302 -Is that my daughter? -No, sir. 752 00:34:03.345 --> 00:34:04.868 -Is she okay? -Yes, sir. 753 00:34:04.912 --> 00:34:07.654 I mean, you are asleep. 754 00:34:07.697 --> 00:34:09.221 -Am I? -You are. 755 00:34:09.264 --> 00:34:11.962 I'm captain of the Dreamtime Airwaves, 756 00:34:12.006 --> 00:34:14.922 and you need to go to sleep. 757 00:34:14.965 --> 00:34:16.663 You look familiar. 758 00:34:16.706 --> 00:34:19.057 Familiar in a way that makes me very, very angry. 759 00:34:19.100 --> 00:34:20.275 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 760 00:34:20.319 --> 00:34:22.799 Go to sleep. 761 00:34:22.843 --> 00:34:24.192 Sleep tight. 762 00:34:24.236 --> 00:34:25.889 Shh... 763 00:34:25.933 --> 00:34:27.021 [snoring] 764 00:34:28.109 --> 00:34:29.067 Gloria! 765 00:34:30.981 --> 00:34:33.984 Look, Sid, you're a better actor than he is. 766 00:34:34.028 --> 00:34:35.725 Thanks, cousin. 767 00:34:35.769 --> 00:34:37.205 But isn't that the pilot? 768 00:34:37.249 --> 00:34:39.120 Weren't you supposed to go to the VIP lounge 769 00:34:39.164 --> 00:34:40.817 to hook up with that sunflower? 770 00:34:40.861 --> 00:34:43.429 Sure thing. 771 00:34:43.472 --> 00:34:45.561 I can't wait for her to read lines with me. 772 00:34:46.823 --> 00:34:47.868 Be nice. 773 00:34:52.046 --> 00:34:54.570 What? Please, wait! Just stop! Stop! 774 00:34:54.614 --> 00:34:56.137 Barry, what are you doing here? 775 00:34:56.181 --> 00:34:57.269 I'm trying to stop you from marrying somebody 776 00:34:57.312 --> 00:34:59.053 you don't even know. 777 00:34:59.097 --> 00:35:00.881 By sneaking on to the plane and pretending to be a captain? 778 00:35:00.924 --> 00:35:03.013 Co-captain! Co-captain! 779 00:35:03.057 --> 00:35:05.146 Just... shh! I don't want people to panic. 780 00:35:05.190 --> 00:35:06.974 Who's even flying this plane right now? 781 00:35:07.017 --> 00:35:08.149 Jesus. 782 00:35:08.193 --> 00:35:09.498 What's that? 783 00:35:09.542 --> 00:35:10.456 Gloria. 784 00:35:12.240 --> 00:35:15.200 Will you marry me? 785 00:35:15.243 --> 00:35:17.115 I know there's not a ring in there right now, 786 00:35:17.158 --> 00:35:18.812 but there will be. 787 00:35:18.855 --> 00:35:20.727 [laughing] 788 00:35:20.770 --> 00:35:22.816 Barry... 789 00:35:22.859 --> 00:35:24.774 No. Get up, get up, get up. 790 00:35:26.602 --> 00:35:28.300 Gloria! 791 00:35:28.343 --> 00:35:30.824 Give me another chance, Gloria. 792 00:35:30.867 --> 00:35:33.740 Barry, you're not husband material. 793 00:35:35.394 --> 00:35:37.309 She sells seashells... 794 00:35:37.352 --> 00:35:38.919 You made it! 795 00:35:38.962 --> 00:35:40.050 I was beginning to think you weren't going to come. 796 00:35:40.094 --> 00:35:44.751 For you, I'll always... come. 797 00:35:44.794 --> 00:35:47.754 Great, because I think you're a perfect fit for this role. 798 00:35:47.797 --> 00:35:51.932 I'm so glad you think I'm a perfect fit. 799 00:35:53.629 --> 00:35:55.849 Yeah, the script is pretty tight, so... 800 00:35:55.892 --> 00:35:57.111 So tight. 801 00:35:58.895 --> 00:36:01.376 Are you okay? I just really want to nail this. 802 00:36:01.420 --> 00:36:05.859 You're going to nail this... so good. 803 00:36:05.902 --> 00:36:07.600 [giggles] 804 00:36:07.643 --> 00:36:08.862 [chuckles] 805 00:36:08.905 --> 00:36:10.168 Um... 806 00:36:10.211 --> 00:36:11.473 Right, your character goes first. 807 00:36:11.517 --> 00:36:14.650 Yeah, she does. 808 00:36:14.694 --> 00:36:17.610 So... 809 00:36:17.653 --> 00:36:20.613 Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry. 810 00:36:20.656 --> 00:36:22.223 The cancer has spread 811 00:36:22.267 --> 00:36:24.182 through your daughter's bones, Mr. President. 812 00:36:24.225 --> 00:36:26.793 I was afraid you were going to say that, Dr. Potter. 813 00:36:26.836 --> 00:36:30.405 We've called in specialists from around the world, Mr. President. 814 00:36:30.449 --> 00:36:33.278 You just need to relax. 815 00:36:33.321 --> 00:36:35.367 Oh, wait. I don't think you do that. 816 00:36:35.410 --> 00:36:38.457 No, this is my interpretation. 817 00:36:38.500 --> 00:36:39.501 Oh. 818 00:36:44.724 --> 00:36:46.029 Wait, can we at least run lines? 819 00:36:46.073 --> 00:36:47.683 Yes, yes. 820 00:36:53.820 --> 00:36:55.474 Okay... 821 00:36:55.517 --> 00:36:58.041 Will she even make it to her next birthday, Dr. Potter? 822 00:36:58.085 --> 00:36:59.608 I promised her a puppy. 823 00:36:59.652 --> 00:37:01.436 We're doing the best we can, Mr. President. 824 00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:02.785 We'd like to put her in a coma for the next 825 00:37:02.829 --> 00:37:04.700 eight days, so that we can... 826 00:37:04.744 --> 00:37:06.920 A coma? She's just a little girl. 827 00:37:06.963 --> 00:37:08.835 A little girl with a fatal disease. 828 00:37:08.878 --> 00:37:11.185 A disease that will slowly atrophy the body. 829 00:37:11.229 --> 00:37:12.926 A disease that will cause her to lose 830 00:37:12.969 --> 00:37:15.015 her bladder and bowel control. 831 00:37:15.058 --> 00:37:18.018 A disease that will choke her with her own saliva 832 00:37:18.061 --> 00:37:20.673 until all you fear are her gurgling sounds. 833 00:37:20.716 --> 00:37:22.283 -Oh, but... -No. 834 00:37:22.327 --> 00:37:24.633 Wait, there's more. 835 00:37:24.677 --> 00:37:27.810 Her body will become extremely weak and collapse upon itself. 836 00:37:27.854 --> 00:37:29.551 She will become practically paralyzed. 837 00:37:29.595 --> 00:37:31.597 Her bones with tumors may break 838 00:37:31.640 --> 00:37:34.252 and not heal and be unbearably painful. 839 00:37:34.295 --> 00:37:36.297 And all you'll be hearing is her gurgled screams 840 00:37:36.341 --> 00:37:39.518 rattling through the East Wing of the White House. 841 00:37:39.561 --> 00:37:40.693 [moaning] 842 00:37:40.736 --> 00:37:42.347 How much time will she have? 843 00:37:42.390 --> 00:37:43.870 Three weeks. 844 00:37:43.913 --> 00:37:47.482 Oh, not a moment to spare! 845 00:37:53.923 --> 00:37:55.882 End scene. 846 00:37:55.925 --> 00:37:58.058 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. 847 00:37:58.101 --> 00:37:59.842 Wow. 848 00:37:59.886 --> 00:38:04.412 You are an amazing actress. 849 00:38:04.456 --> 00:38:07.197 You're great, too. 850 00:38:07.241 --> 00:38:08.634 Whoa. 851 00:38:11.550 --> 00:38:13.639 Oh, I mean... 852 00:38:13.682 --> 00:38:15.945 Oh, I think I know my lines now. 853 00:38:15.989 --> 00:38:17.643 We make a great team. 854 00:38:20.123 --> 00:38:21.603 Thanks. 855 00:38:21.647 --> 00:38:23.213 Have a great audition. 856 00:38:25.128 --> 00:38:26.173 Bye. 857 00:38:30.786 --> 00:38:32.310 I think I'm booking this. 858 00:38:34.703 --> 00:38:37.663 Oh, co-pilot, what are you doing back here? 859 00:38:37.706 --> 00:38:39.317 [gasps] 860 00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:41.144 Listen here, mister, impersonating a pilot 861 00:38:41.188 --> 00:38:42.842 can get you 20 years in jail. 862 00:38:42.885 --> 00:38:44.757 Who are you and what did you do with co-pilot Matthews? 863 00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:46.280 Barry Montgomery, ma'am, and 864 00:38:46.324 --> 00:38:48.195 I didn't do anything co-pilot Matthews. 865 00:38:48.238 --> 00:38:49.805 He was sleeping with someone else, 866 00:38:49.849 --> 00:38:52.242 and I needed to get onto this plane and Gloria. 867 00:38:52.286 --> 00:38:54.027 -Oh, Gloria. -Hi. 868 00:38:54.070 --> 00:38:55.071 Are you the fiancé? 869 00:38:55.115 --> 00:38:57.552 Uh... No. 870 00:38:57.596 --> 00:38:59.728 Oh, well, then are you a stripper? 871 00:39:01.730 --> 00:39:04.342 No. Why? Why would you say that? 872 00:39:04.385 --> 00:39:06.344 Well, you just... you're dressed like a stripper. 873 00:39:06.387 --> 00:39:08.346 Well, no, this is co-pilot Matthews uniform. 874 00:39:08.389 --> 00:39:09.477 Ah-ha! 875 00:39:09.521 --> 00:39:11.653 Well, he used to strip on the weekends. 876 00:39:11.697 --> 00:39:13.612 I'm sorry. Barry... 877 00:39:13.655 --> 00:39:15.091 Save it for the police feds. 878 00:39:15.135 --> 00:39:17.224 -You, hey! Come on. -Gloria, I love you. 879 00:39:17.267 --> 00:39:18.399 -Come on. -Ouch! 880 00:39:18.443 --> 00:39:19.574 Okay, this is just a minor setback. 881 00:39:19.618 --> 00:39:20.880 I will figure out everything. 882 00:39:23.448 --> 00:39:26.712 Hey, thanks for helping with my cousin. 883 00:39:26.755 --> 00:39:28.191 I'm Liz, by the way. 884 00:39:28.235 --> 00:39:30.106 I'm done line reading. 885 00:39:30.150 --> 00:39:33.196 I'm not an actor. I'm a producer. 886 00:39:34.459 --> 00:39:36.156 It's a man's world, 887 00:39:36.199 --> 00:39:37.157 and I am determined to prove a girl 888 00:39:37.200 --> 00:39:38.419 can do the job just as well. 889 00:39:38.463 --> 00:39:40.073 Probably better. 890 00:39:41.291 --> 00:39:42.945 You're impressive. 891 00:39:42.989 --> 00:39:45.513 You mean my ass is impressive? 892 00:39:45.557 --> 00:39:46.601 Sure. 893 00:39:46.645 --> 00:39:49.865 But all of you is impressive. 894 00:39:49.909 --> 00:39:52.564 A word of advice. 895 00:39:52.607 --> 00:39:55.305 Your asset, that'll get you in the door. 896 00:39:55.349 --> 00:39:58.657 But this... 897 00:39:58.700 --> 00:40:01.529 Well, that'll keep you in the door. 898 00:40:01.573 --> 00:40:04.097 I think there's more to you that meets the eye. 899 00:40:04.140 --> 00:40:06.099 And I'd like to find out what. 900 00:40:06.142 --> 00:40:08.449 Maybe you will make it in a man's world. 901 00:40:08.493 --> 00:40:10.103 You sure sound like them. 902 00:40:10.146 --> 00:40:12.932 But unlike them, I mean it. 903 00:40:12.975 --> 00:40:14.629 I think there's more to you. 904 00:40:16.152 --> 00:40:17.371 I'd like to find out what. 905 00:40:22.202 --> 00:40:23.986 Suzy... 906 00:40:25.640 --> 00:40:27.425 You hiding the clam juice in there? 907 00:40:27.468 --> 00:40:29.122 I think I'm gay. 908 00:40:31.864 --> 00:40:32.865 Groovy. 909 00:40:32.908 --> 00:40:34.823 In so much trouble. 910 00:40:34.867 --> 00:40:36.477 We'll see what the real captain has to say about this. 911 00:40:36.521 --> 00:40:37.565 Barry! 912 00:40:37.609 --> 00:40:38.827 Yes, Senator! Senator! 913 00:40:38.871 --> 00:40:40.699 -Daddy, daddy, daddy! -I know! 914 00:40:40.742 --> 00:40:42.527 I know he took all your money, but please don't hurt him! 915 00:40:42.570 --> 00:40:45.094 This guy's nothing but a two-bit hustlin' jive turkey! 916 00:40:45.138 --> 00:40:47.532 Dad, that's harsh, even for Barry! 917 00:40:47.575 --> 00:40:49.229 Gentlemen, I have to restrain him 918 00:40:49.272 --> 00:40:50.535 and get him to the authorities. 919 00:40:50.578 --> 00:40:52.319 -I like you. -Oh... 920 00:40:52.362 --> 00:40:54.669 I'll tell you what, I'll restrain him. 921 00:40:54.713 --> 00:40:57.019 You go tell the pilot to call the FBI. 922 00:40:57.063 --> 00:41:00.980 Daddy, if you do anything to harm him, I won't marry Butch! 923 00:41:01.023 --> 00:41:03.199 -Pop your head like a zit. -Senator! 924 00:41:03.243 --> 00:41:04.810 Dad! 925 00:41:04.853 --> 00:41:06.507 Captain, your co-pilot, he's an imposter 926 00:41:06.551 --> 00:41:08.161 and we don't have anything-- 927 00:41:08.204 --> 00:41:11.077 Mayday, mayday, our landing gear won't go down. Over! 928 00:41:11.120 --> 00:41:13.732 See? No response. The radio isn't working. 929 00:41:13.775 --> 00:41:15.516 Wait, what? 930 00:41:15.560 --> 00:41:16.691 Something internal is blocking the wheels from disengaging. 931 00:41:16.735 --> 00:41:18.171 When do we land in D.C.? 932 00:41:18.214 --> 00:41:19.564 Three hours and 35 minutes. 933 00:41:19.607 --> 00:41:21.261 Okay, we have that long to figure this out. 934 00:41:21.304 --> 00:41:22.610 And why is the radio not working? 935 00:41:22.654 --> 00:41:23.872 Because God hates me. 936 00:41:23.916 --> 00:41:25.526 Besides that. 937 00:41:25.570 --> 00:41:26.527 That's the only thing I can think of that makes sense. 938 00:41:26.571 --> 00:41:27.920 Okay, all right. 939 00:41:27.963 --> 00:41:29.356 If you can get the hydraulic equipment 940 00:41:29.399 --> 00:41:30.923 to align with the aerial transmission system, 941 00:41:30.966 --> 00:41:32.751 then you can subdue the thrusting system, 942 00:41:32.794 --> 00:41:35.536 which will override the automatic failsafe, 943 00:41:35.580 --> 00:41:36.929 which sounds like it's erroneously preventing 944 00:41:36.972 --> 00:41:38.191 this in the first place. 945 00:41:38.234 --> 00:41:40.410 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 946 00:41:40.454 --> 00:41:41.803 What if we just pray? 947 00:41:41.847 --> 00:41:44.240 Yeah, sure. I guess we can just do that. 948 00:41:44.284 --> 00:41:45.851 Okay. 949 00:41:45.894 --> 00:41:48.506 There's a prayer for plane crashes. 950 00:41:50.246 --> 00:41:51.378 It's in Job. 951 00:41:55.991 --> 00:41:58.603 Gloria, tell your father about the job that I've taken up. 952 00:41:58.646 --> 00:42:00.822 You couldn't get enough jobs. Sit your ass down. 953 00:42:03.216 --> 00:42:04.609 I'm making a citizen's arrest. 954 00:42:04.652 --> 00:42:06.698 Gloria, I'm so sorry. 955 00:42:06.741 --> 00:42:09.265 What? Hey, Senator, this is... 956 00:42:09.309 --> 00:42:11.833 -Gloria, what is it? -What are you... 957 00:42:11.877 --> 00:42:12.878 Actually, Senator, I just want to... 958 00:42:12.921 --> 00:42:13.966 Hey, hey, weirdo! 959 00:42:14.009 --> 00:42:14.967 -No, no, no! -No! 960 00:42:15.010 --> 00:42:16.403 It's not like that. 961 00:42:16.446 --> 00:42:17.752 Here, I just want to show you something. 962 00:42:17.796 --> 00:42:19.232 This, right here. This, right here. This. 963 00:42:19.275 --> 00:42:21.626 Excuse me. Is that a bomb? 964 00:42:21.669 --> 00:42:23.845 What? No, no, no, no. 965 00:42:23.889 --> 00:42:26.326 This is a radio frequency transmogrifier. 966 00:42:26.369 --> 00:42:28.981 It's like a radio without a cord, okay? 967 00:42:29.024 --> 00:42:31.810 Look, I will give you a thousand shares of my company 968 00:42:31.853 --> 00:42:33.202 if you call off Gloria's wedding. 969 00:42:33.246 --> 00:42:35.640 Bartholomew Montgomery! 970 00:42:35.683 --> 00:42:38.164 You promised me. No more deals. 971 00:42:38.207 --> 00:42:39.774 No more inventions. 972 00:42:39.818 --> 00:42:42.168 Sweetheart, it is not like that at all, okay? 973 00:42:42.211 --> 00:42:43.952 It is exactly like that! 974 00:42:43.996 --> 00:42:48.391 [screams] 975 00:42:48.435 --> 00:42:50.742 So, do you think I should cancel 976 00:42:50.785 --> 00:42:53.092 the wedding of my daughter to the son 977 00:42:53.135 --> 00:42:55.790 of the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court 978 00:42:55.834 --> 00:43:01.230 so she could marry you, a hillbilly inbred meat puppet? 979 00:43:01.274 --> 00:43:02.797 You think that's a good idea? 980 00:43:02.841 --> 00:43:04.364 I'll tell you what else. 981 00:43:04.407 --> 00:43:06.845 They got walkie talkies without cords, you know? 982 00:43:06.888 --> 00:43:08.586 And they got radios without cords. 983 00:43:08.629 --> 00:43:10.413 And I bought my daughter something like that 984 00:43:10.457 --> 00:43:12.154 when she was three months old. 985 00:43:12.198 --> 00:43:15.331 Senator, this is like a phone, but smarter. 986 00:43:15.375 --> 00:43:17.899 Look, I will give you 500 shares regardless of what happened 987 00:43:17.943 --> 00:43:19.509 just because I feel so bad 988 00:43:19.553 --> 00:43:21.686 about what's happening to Gloria and the past investment. 989 00:43:21.729 --> 00:43:24.210 Look, I am trying to do everything I can 990 00:43:24.253 --> 00:43:25.646 to make this right. Let me fix this. 991 00:43:25.690 --> 00:43:27.256 Well, I'll tell you what, 992 00:43:27.300 --> 00:43:28.257 you better have invented something 993 00:43:28.301 --> 00:43:29.824 that cuts through prison bars 994 00:43:29.868 --> 00:43:31.478 because that's what you're going to need. 995 00:43:34.437 --> 00:43:36.091 Bad sex again? 996 00:43:36.135 --> 00:43:37.615 No. 997 00:43:37.658 --> 00:43:39.051 Barry pretending to be a copilot 998 00:43:39.094 --> 00:43:41.227 to sneak on the plane and try and win me back. 999 00:43:41.270 --> 00:43:43.272 Barry, like, Barry your ex, Barry? 1000 00:43:43.316 --> 00:43:44.447 Yes. 1001 00:43:44.491 --> 00:43:45.797 Barry stowed onto the plane. 1002 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:48.756 I don't even know a man I'm about to marry. 1003 00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:51.541 I can't seem to find a way to join a Mile High Club. 1004 00:43:51.585 --> 00:43:53.718 This thing is just such a drag. 1005 00:43:53.761 --> 00:43:55.284 Oh my gosh, look at me, hey. 1006 00:43:55.328 --> 00:43:57.983 You are awesome. 1007 00:43:58.026 --> 00:44:00.986 We're your best friends, and we always will be. 1008 00:44:01.029 --> 00:44:02.596 Barry is a stupid idiot, 1009 00:44:02.640 --> 00:44:04.685 and of course he wants you back because, duh. 1010 00:44:04.729 --> 00:44:06.687 And the new guy you're about to marry? 1011 00:44:06.731 --> 00:44:09.342 He's the luckiest man on the planet. 1012 00:44:09.385 --> 00:44:12.214 We are going to get you in the Mile High Club today, 1013 00:44:12.258 --> 00:44:13.738 and then after that, 1014 00:44:13.781 --> 00:44:15.914 you can go and live your life to the fullest. 1015 00:44:15.957 --> 00:44:17.698 Okay. 1016 00:44:17.742 --> 00:44:18.960 -Groovy. -Yes. 1017 00:44:23.965 --> 00:44:26.794 Bambi! I've decided that today 1018 00:44:26.838 --> 00:44:28.753 will be my final day as a stewardess. 1019 00:44:28.796 --> 00:44:31.364 From now on, I'm going to focus all of my energy 1020 00:44:31.407 --> 00:44:33.975 on my real dream of becoming an actress. 1021 00:44:34.019 --> 00:44:35.542 What? 1022 00:44:35.585 --> 00:44:37.500 When we land, I'm going to turn in my uniform 1023 00:44:37.544 --> 00:44:38.980 and my regulation pantyhose. 1024 00:44:39.024 --> 00:44:42.941 Oh, land? We can't land. 1025 00:44:42.984 --> 00:44:45.030 Bambi, honey, what's wrong? 1026 00:44:45.073 --> 00:44:47.859 Nothing, it's just that the wheels are stuck 1027 00:44:47.902 --> 00:44:49.034 and they can't come down, 1028 00:44:49.077 --> 00:44:51.123 but we can pray this away. 1029 00:44:51.166 --> 00:44:53.516 That's what Jesus is going to do. 1030 00:44:53.560 --> 00:44:55.910 You know, I have a lot of cats at home. 1031 00:44:55.954 --> 00:44:57.346 Do you think they're going to miss me? 1032 00:44:57.390 --> 00:44:58.565 I don't know. 1033 00:44:58.608 --> 00:45:01.220 What if one of my friends is a mechanic? 1034 00:45:01.263 --> 00:45:02.874 Could this be fixed from the inside? 1035 00:45:02.917 --> 00:45:05.746 Yes. Yes, absolutely, yes. 1036 00:45:05.790 --> 00:45:08.227 -Yes! -Yes, okay. 1037 00:45:09.924 --> 00:45:11.317 Holy crap. 1038 00:45:11.360 --> 00:45:13.232 That's real heavy, man. 1039 00:45:13.275 --> 00:45:15.234 Suzie says that you're a mechanic. 1040 00:45:15.277 --> 00:45:17.671 My dad has a shop and I know some stuff, 1041 00:45:17.715 --> 00:45:20.630 but that's more like jeeps and trucks. 1042 00:45:20.674 --> 00:45:22.632 This is an airplane. 1043 00:45:22.676 --> 00:45:24.243 This is going to take two people. 1044 00:45:24.286 --> 00:45:25.766 No, no, but this is your thing. 1045 00:45:25.810 --> 00:45:27.246 This is what you were meant to do. 1046 00:45:27.289 --> 00:45:28.290 You can save us. 1047 00:45:28.334 --> 00:45:30.858 Like Batman and Robin. 1048 00:45:30.902 --> 00:45:32.730 Or Simon and Garfunkel. 1049 00:45:32.773 --> 00:45:34.209 Is she okay? 1050 00:45:34.253 --> 00:45:36.124 Not really. 1051 00:45:36.168 --> 00:45:37.082 I don't know, you guys. 1052 00:45:38.213 --> 00:45:39.171 I'll do it. 1053 00:45:41.216 --> 00:45:44.437 Probably takes a real men to do it anyways. 1054 00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:47.353 Yeah, and since there aren't any real men here, I'll do it. 1055 00:45:47.396 --> 00:45:50.530 No, man. My dad built these things. 1056 00:45:50.573 --> 00:45:54.055 But here's the thing. It's going to take two people. 1057 00:45:54.099 --> 00:45:55.796 Let's go. 1058 00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:57.537 Unless you're too chicken shit. 1059 00:45:59.104 --> 00:46:01.889 Bye. See you on the other side. 1060 00:46:04.544 --> 00:46:06.111 Wait, wait. 1061 00:46:06.154 --> 00:46:08.635 What can I do? 1062 00:46:08.678 --> 00:46:10.637 I can't believe I'm saying this, but 1063 00:46:10.680 --> 00:46:12.813 I saw how our pilot... 1064 00:46:12.857 --> 00:46:14.032 Yep, me. I'll do it. 1065 00:46:16.164 --> 00:46:17.165 Yes. 1066 00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:29.525 Hello, Mr. Jesus. 1067 00:46:29.569 --> 00:46:32.093 Suzy and Dolores are busy tending to the passengers 1068 00:46:32.137 --> 00:46:33.834 and Bambi is helping with the jammed wheel. 1069 00:46:33.878 --> 00:46:36.750 She just deputized me, so I'm a stewardess now. 1070 00:46:36.794 --> 00:46:40.232 And I'm here to give you what you want. 1071 00:46:40.275 --> 00:46:41.973 Lady, you can't be in here. 1072 00:46:42.016 --> 00:46:44.062 Well, maybe I'm the answer to all your prayers. 1073 00:46:44.105 --> 00:46:45.628 You heard my prayers? 1074 00:46:45.672 --> 00:46:47.456 Mm-hmm. I'm going to be a nun. 1075 00:46:47.500 --> 00:46:49.110 I can hear everybody's prayers. 1076 00:46:49.154 --> 00:46:50.633 A nun? 1077 00:46:50.677 --> 00:46:52.374 But not right now. 1078 00:46:52.418 --> 00:46:54.072 Right now, I'm just me. 1079 00:46:54.115 --> 00:46:55.682 I'm just Candy. 1080 00:46:55.725 --> 00:46:56.726 Candy? 1081 00:46:57.902 --> 00:46:59.077 Sounds sweet. 1082 00:46:59.120 --> 00:47:00.513 Melts in your mouth. 1083 00:47:02.602 --> 00:47:05.083 I don't think we're going to get out of this alive. 1084 00:47:05.126 --> 00:47:06.519 I'm so nervous, I... 1085 00:47:06.562 --> 00:47:08.913 I can barely concentrate on flying. 1086 00:47:08.956 --> 00:47:13.395 Well, maybe I can help you concentrate. 1087 00:47:14.875 --> 00:47:16.268 My king of kings. 1088 00:47:24.450 --> 00:47:27.061 All right. This compartment leads to the APU center. 1089 00:47:27.105 --> 00:47:28.889 Go through cargo and into the avionics center, 1090 00:47:28.933 --> 00:47:30.804 and there you'll find the hydraulic override lever. 1091 00:47:30.848 --> 00:47:33.851 Copacetic, it's do or die time, man. 1092 00:47:33.894 --> 00:47:35.635 Ladies first. 1093 00:47:36.723 --> 00:47:37.811 Good luck. 1094 00:47:37.855 --> 00:47:40.858 Thanks. We're going to need it. 1095 00:47:43.991 --> 00:47:45.123 Rock and roll, man. 1096 00:47:49.040 --> 00:47:50.128 Take these. 1097 00:48:02.575 --> 00:48:04.707 Excuse me. 1098 00:48:04.751 --> 00:48:07.232 Dad, we may not have a lot of time, 1099 00:48:07.275 --> 00:48:08.973 and there's some business I need to settle with Barry, 1100 00:48:09.016 --> 00:48:12.367 regardless of how you feel. 1101 00:48:12.411 --> 00:48:14.979 Gloria, sweetheart, what else can I do to win you back? 1102 00:48:15.022 --> 00:48:18.286 Everything you say can and will be held against you. 1103 00:48:19.722 --> 00:48:22.595 Barry, you're a criminal now. 1104 00:48:22.638 --> 00:48:24.684 I know, I know. I've been self-centered. 1105 00:48:24.727 --> 00:48:26.686 I mean, even today, but I told you about that job, 1106 00:48:26.729 --> 00:48:28.296 and I want to pay your dad back, 1107 00:48:28.340 --> 00:48:31.038 and we can work on repayment plans and I... I... 1108 00:48:31.082 --> 00:48:33.954 Yeah, that plan will take 492 years. 1109 00:48:33.998 --> 00:48:36.000 Shush, Dad, this doesn't concern you. 1110 00:48:36.043 --> 00:48:38.132 Kind of does. 1111 00:48:38.176 --> 00:48:40.787 Barry, I think it's a good first step 1112 00:48:40.830 --> 00:48:44.225 in figuring things out with my dad, but Barry, why? 1113 00:48:44.269 --> 00:48:45.705 Why do you want me so much? 1114 00:48:48.447 --> 00:48:51.450 I mean, you have the sweetest laugh, 1115 00:48:51.493 --> 00:48:54.757 and you encourage my dreams 1116 00:48:54.801 --> 00:48:57.543 and those lips, and your eyes, 1117 00:48:57.586 --> 00:49:02.243 and God, you've got a very hot body. 1118 00:49:02.287 --> 00:49:04.245 Stop it. 1119 00:49:04.289 --> 00:49:06.856 A decent body. 1120 00:49:08.684 --> 00:49:11.687 Well, I don't see myself that way. 1121 00:49:11.731 --> 00:49:14.429 That's okay, because I do. 1122 00:49:14.473 --> 00:49:17.955 I always have, and I always will. 1123 00:49:17.998 --> 00:49:19.782 Oh, Barry. 1124 00:49:22.307 --> 00:49:24.091 -Ugh! -Dad! 1125 00:49:24.135 --> 00:49:26.006 I'm grabbing a barf bag. 1126 00:49:27.094 --> 00:49:28.182 You guys are disgusting. 1127 00:49:28.226 --> 00:49:29.140 Gloria! 1128 00:49:31.316 --> 00:49:34.145 I feel so enlightened... 1129 00:49:36.495 --> 00:49:38.714 and so turned on. 1130 00:49:38.758 --> 00:49:41.108 I'm so upset that I gave in to temptation. 1131 00:49:41.152 --> 00:49:43.763 But I'm also way too high to do anything about it. 1132 00:49:43.806 --> 00:49:44.851 [giggles] 1133 00:49:46.070 --> 00:49:47.245 [clatter] 1134 00:49:48.333 --> 00:49:49.290 I'm in the sky. 1135 00:49:51.031 --> 00:49:52.554 Yeah, you are. 1136 00:49:53.729 --> 00:49:56.645 Look at those clouds. 1137 00:50:00.345 --> 00:50:01.911 Look at that. 1138 00:50:01.955 --> 00:50:04.131 [laughing] 1139 00:50:06.003 --> 00:50:09.484 Your true purpose reveals itself. 1140 00:50:09.528 --> 00:50:14.185 St. Angela, is that really you? 1141 00:50:14.228 --> 00:50:16.404 You must show them what to do. 1142 00:50:16.448 --> 00:50:18.232 Me? 1143 00:50:18.276 --> 00:50:19.886 Trust in the Lord to guide you. 1144 00:50:27.850 --> 00:50:29.852 My son... 1145 00:50:29.896 --> 00:50:33.073 God, is that you? 1146 00:50:33.117 --> 00:50:35.075 Yes, my son. 1147 00:50:35.119 --> 00:50:37.034 Cool. 1148 00:50:37.077 --> 00:50:38.644 Do you not know that your bodies 1149 00:50:38.687 --> 00:50:40.907 are temples of the Holy Spirit, 1150 00:50:40.950 --> 00:50:44.780 who is in you whom you have received from God? 1151 00:50:44.824 --> 00:50:47.740 You are not your own. 1152 00:50:47.783 --> 00:50:49.785 You were bought at a price. 1153 00:50:49.829 --> 00:50:53.572 Therefore, honor God with your bodies. 1154 00:50:53.615 --> 00:50:55.487 What does that mean, Father? 1155 00:50:55.530 --> 00:50:59.056 It means you should totally do her. 1156 00:51:00.231 --> 00:51:01.580 Trust in God. 1157 00:51:03.364 --> 00:51:05.801 Trust in God. 1158 00:51:06.933 --> 00:51:08.369 Fuck me. 1159 00:51:08.413 --> 00:51:10.545 Fuck me until I reach true salvation. 1160 00:51:10.589 --> 00:51:11.503 I can do that. 1161 00:51:14.114 --> 00:51:16.116 Wait, I have to get something. 1162 00:51:16.160 --> 00:51:17.639 Oh, my goodness. 1163 00:51:17.683 --> 00:51:18.640 Where is it? 1164 00:51:21.643 --> 00:51:22.862 Yeah. 1165 00:51:22.905 --> 00:51:24.690 Hey, don't do that. 1166 00:51:24.733 --> 00:51:26.300 That's not yours. 1167 00:51:26.344 --> 00:51:27.954 Ow, shit. 1168 00:51:27.997 --> 00:51:30.609 That's my bag. 1169 00:51:30.652 --> 00:51:32.089 You see, that's my name. 1170 00:51:32.132 --> 00:51:33.220 -Oh. -That's me. 1171 00:51:33.264 --> 00:51:34.874 Sorry. 1172 00:51:34.917 --> 00:51:36.615 Man, you hit really hard. 1173 00:51:38.356 --> 00:51:39.313 Oh, yeah. 1174 00:51:39.357 --> 00:51:40.923 Hey, what is that? 1175 00:51:40.967 --> 00:51:43.361 Oh, some sort of rock star elephant tranquilizer 1176 00:51:43.404 --> 00:51:45.493 to calm your nerves? 1177 00:51:45.537 --> 00:51:46.973 Which you need, by the way. 1178 00:51:47.016 --> 00:51:48.888 These are my fun drugs, all right? 1179 00:51:48.931 --> 00:51:51.151 Not that it's any of your business. 1180 00:51:51.195 --> 00:51:53.284 And lady, an elephant tranquilizer 1181 00:51:53.327 --> 00:51:55.416 couldn't chill your tight ass out. 1182 00:51:57.592 --> 00:52:00.856 Hey, I happen to like my tight ass. 1183 00:52:05.600 --> 00:52:08.255 Gloria, please give me another chance. 1184 00:52:08.299 --> 00:52:09.865 Barry, please. 1185 00:52:09.909 --> 00:52:11.302 I don't want to spend the last moments 1186 00:52:11.345 --> 00:52:12.651 of my life regretting my choices. 1187 00:52:12.694 --> 00:52:14.000 This plane is going to crash. 1188 00:52:14.043 --> 00:52:16.002 What do you mean the plane is going to crash? 1189 00:52:16.045 --> 00:52:18.178 What are you talking about? 1190 00:52:18.222 --> 00:52:19.527 What is going on here? 1191 00:52:19.571 --> 00:52:22.139 -We're going down to the ground. -What? 1192 00:52:22.182 --> 00:52:23.966 Honey, I never loved your mother. 1193 00:52:24.010 --> 00:52:26.143 I wanted to tell you that before we died. 1194 00:52:28.797 --> 00:52:30.016 [shivering] 1195 00:52:31.278 --> 00:52:32.279 You okay? 1196 00:52:32.323 --> 00:52:33.498 What? Yeah. 1197 00:52:33.541 --> 00:52:34.803 Drinks? 1198 00:52:34.847 --> 00:52:36.109 No, okay, something's wrong. 1199 00:52:36.153 --> 00:52:37.893 I have a sense about these things. 1200 00:52:37.937 --> 00:52:39.808 I don't think I'm supposed to tell you. 1201 00:52:39.852 --> 00:52:42.028 Okay, now you have to tell me. That's like the rule. 1202 00:52:46.163 --> 00:52:47.903 The wheels won't go down. 1203 00:52:47.947 --> 00:52:49.949 So can't we just glide? 1204 00:52:49.992 --> 00:52:51.907 If we were over water. 1205 00:52:53.648 --> 00:52:57.086 This isn't a water plane. We are not over water. 1206 00:52:57.130 --> 00:52:59.872 So what happens? We crash? 1207 00:52:59.915 --> 00:53:01.482 Yeah. 1208 00:53:01.526 --> 00:53:02.440 Oh. 1209 00:53:04.093 --> 00:53:05.704 Liz, can I tell you? 1210 00:53:05.747 --> 00:53:07.401 Uh... 1211 00:53:07.445 --> 00:53:09.708 -I just thought that... -Mmm, mmm. 1212 00:53:09.751 --> 00:53:11.884 [exhales] 1213 00:53:11.927 --> 00:53:13.233 Sorry, go on. 1214 00:53:13.277 --> 00:53:16.193 When we were talking earlier, I, um... 1215 00:53:16.236 --> 00:53:17.846 We don't have a lot of time, right? 1216 00:53:17.890 --> 00:53:19.674 Mm-mm. 1217 00:53:19.718 --> 00:53:23.200 So you had sex with my cousin and it didn't go well. 1218 00:53:23.243 --> 00:53:25.245 You feel weird. 1219 00:53:25.289 --> 00:53:29.031 You're starting to have weird feelings towards me. 1220 00:53:29.075 --> 00:53:30.816 Never felt that way towards a woman. 1221 00:53:30.859 --> 00:53:32.861 Mm-mm. 1222 00:53:32.905 --> 00:53:34.950 Are we going to die? 1223 00:53:34.994 --> 00:53:38.432 I think we should have sex. If you want to. 1224 00:53:38.476 --> 00:53:39.955 Uh, I want to. 1225 00:53:39.999 --> 00:53:40.913 Okay. 1226 00:53:42.393 --> 00:53:44.003 [laughing] 1227 00:53:58.322 --> 00:53:59.671 Oh... 1228 00:54:07.679 --> 00:54:09.071 [giggling] 1229 00:54:20.300 --> 00:54:22.171 Let me just turn on autopilot first. 1230 00:54:34.532 --> 00:54:35.707 I'll be right back. 1231 00:54:35.750 --> 00:54:36.708 Where are you going? 1232 00:54:40.538 --> 00:54:42.366 [moaning] 1233 00:54:46.544 --> 00:54:48.807 Flight 420, are you there? Over? 1234 00:54:48.850 --> 00:54:50.635 You're going down. 1235 00:54:50.678 --> 00:54:51.984 Is that God? 1236 00:54:52.027 --> 00:54:53.725 I don't know. 1237 00:54:53.768 --> 00:54:56.031 But you'll hear angels when I do this. 1238 00:54:57.729 --> 00:54:58.817 [moaning] 1239 00:55:02.473 --> 00:55:04.605 Engage your thrust. You need to speed up. 1240 00:55:04.649 --> 00:55:08.870 Don't listen to God. Do not listen to God. 1241 00:55:08.914 --> 00:55:11.351 Slow right on down. 1242 00:55:11.395 --> 00:55:14.267 [moaning] 1243 00:55:24.408 --> 00:55:26.497 [giggling] 1244 00:55:33.068 --> 00:55:35.070 [moaning] 1245 00:55:52.827 --> 00:55:54.351 Look, it's the hydraulic lever. 1246 00:55:56.222 --> 00:55:57.484 [struggles] 1247 00:55:57.528 --> 00:55:59.312 Crap. 1248 00:55:59.356 --> 00:56:00.748 It's made with parts before the war. 1249 00:56:01.836 --> 00:56:03.229 Little help? 1250 00:56:03.272 --> 00:56:05.492 Sounds like my dad. 1251 00:56:05.536 --> 00:56:08.800 Question is, which war? 1252 00:56:08.843 --> 00:56:10.584 On the count of three, okay? 1253 00:56:10.628 --> 00:56:12.194 One, two, three. 1254 00:56:12.238 --> 00:56:13.544 [groaning] 1255 00:56:29.429 --> 00:56:31.257 [moaning] 1256 00:56:38.917 --> 00:56:40.919 You know, you really hurt me back there. 1257 00:56:40.962 --> 00:56:43.051 I'm sorry. 1258 00:56:43.095 --> 00:56:46.533 I have three brothers and I come from a military family. 1259 00:56:46.577 --> 00:56:48.492 Ooh, yeah. 1260 00:56:48.535 --> 00:56:50.189 That's going to leave a mark. 1261 00:56:50.232 --> 00:56:51.669 I'll live. 1262 00:57:01.330 --> 00:57:02.419 Whoa! 1263 00:57:02.462 --> 00:57:03.985 Right. 1264 00:57:04.029 --> 00:57:05.334 We're supposed to hate each other, I forgot. 1265 00:57:05.378 --> 00:57:07.598 No, you idiot. 1266 00:57:07.641 --> 00:57:09.730 Why does it feel like we're still falling? 1267 00:57:09.774 --> 00:57:11.906 We fixed the hydraulic. 1268 00:57:11.950 --> 00:57:13.647 Maybe we weren't fast enough. 1269 00:57:13.691 --> 00:57:15.519 And we're going to die any minute. 1270 00:57:15.562 --> 00:57:16.824 Any minute. 1271 00:57:22.874 --> 00:57:23.918 Wait. 1272 00:57:23.962 --> 00:57:25.442 Oh, my God. 1273 00:57:25.485 --> 00:57:27.182 I was just about to have amazing sex. 1274 00:57:27.226 --> 00:57:29.097 But we're going to die before it happens. 1275 00:57:29.141 --> 00:57:32.057 Really? You're my type. 1276 00:57:32.100 --> 00:57:33.624 You're totally my type. 1277 00:57:33.667 --> 00:57:37.541 Einstein with like a Raquel Welch bod. 1278 00:57:37.584 --> 00:57:42.459 Congratulations, because you are totally not my type. 1279 00:57:44.852 --> 00:57:47.594 But I think we can make it work. 1280 00:57:47.638 --> 00:57:48.682 Let's do it. 1281 00:57:48.726 --> 00:57:50.205 Do what? 1282 00:57:50.249 --> 00:57:51.206 It. 1283 00:58:03.523 --> 00:58:06.221 Everyone, please stay seated. 1284 00:58:08.267 --> 00:58:10.182 CANDY: Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 1285 00:58:10.225 --> 00:58:12.010 Oh, yes. Oh, Jesus. 1286 00:58:12.053 --> 00:58:14.316 She's a very sweet girl. She's going to be a nun. 1287 00:58:14.360 --> 00:58:16.884 Does she know that? 1288 00:58:16.928 --> 00:58:18.538 She really loves Jesus. 1289 00:58:18.582 --> 00:58:20.932 I mean, she loves Jesus. 1290 00:58:20.975 --> 00:58:22.020 CANDY: Jesus. 1291 00:58:22.063 --> 00:58:22.977 Sounds like she found Him. 1292 00:58:24.675 --> 00:58:26.459 Ah! 1293 00:58:29.593 --> 00:58:30.898 Come to Snake. 1294 00:58:38.950 --> 00:58:40.386 [grunting] 1295 00:58:41.474 --> 00:58:42.562 Yeah, you like that? 1296 00:58:42.606 --> 00:58:44.042 Yeah, I do. 1297 00:58:44.085 --> 00:58:46.044 -Who's the rock star, baby? -Oh, yeah. 1298 00:58:46.087 --> 00:58:49.221 Iron Snake, yeah. Say my name. 1299 00:58:49.264 --> 00:58:51.571 -I don't know your name. -It's Iron Snake. 1300 00:58:51.615 --> 00:58:53.051 -Iron Snake! -Iron Snake! 1301 00:58:53.094 --> 00:58:54.139 Hey, what's your real name? 1302 00:58:54.182 --> 00:58:56.750 No autographs for you. 1303 00:58:56.794 --> 00:58:59.884 Bad girl. 1304 00:58:59.927 --> 00:59:01.538 [moaning] 1305 00:59:03.148 --> 00:59:05.629 Ooh! Yeah, just like this. 1306 00:59:05.672 --> 00:59:07.195 Oh, you're going to break my hole! 1307 00:59:07.239 --> 00:59:10.111 Oh, yeah, that's right, snakes go in so deep. 1308 00:59:10.155 --> 00:59:11.548 Oh, yeah. 1309 00:59:11.591 --> 00:59:12.592 Oh, hiss at me, baby. 1310 00:59:12.636 --> 00:59:14.855 -[hisses] -Yeah. 1311 00:59:14.899 --> 00:59:17.162 [giggling] 1312 00:59:20.600 --> 00:59:23.908 [moaning] 1313 00:59:23.951 --> 00:59:24.865 Oh, yeah... 1314 00:59:28.303 --> 00:59:29.827 [moaning] 1315 00:59:29.870 --> 00:59:32.046 [shrieking] 1316 00:59:42.143 --> 00:59:43.623 [grunting] 1317 00:59:44.842 --> 00:59:46.844 -Oh, you like that? -I do! 1318 00:59:46.887 --> 00:59:48.019 Oh, yeah, you like this position? 1319 00:59:48.062 --> 00:59:49.498 I love it. 1320 00:59:49.542 --> 00:59:50.717 This is called an Iron Snake ride. 1321 00:59:50.761 --> 00:59:52.501 -Oh, yeah. -Yeah. 1322 00:59:52.545 --> 00:59:54.025 Oh, come on. 1323 00:59:54.068 --> 00:59:55.330 Oh, yeah, unplug my pipes. 1324 00:59:55.374 --> 00:59:57.332 Oh, yeah. Oh, who's my groupie now? 1325 00:59:57.376 --> 00:59:58.638 You're my groupie. 1326 00:59:58.682 --> 01:00:00.335 -No, I don't like that. -Oh, yes you do. 1327 01:00:00.379 --> 01:00:01.423 Oh, I like that. 1328 01:00:01.467 --> 01:00:02.990 Oh, yeah, you like that? 1329 01:00:03.034 --> 01:00:05.471 Oh, groupie, groupie, groupie, groupie, groupie. 1330 01:00:05.514 --> 01:00:06.690 [moaning] 1331 01:00:14.219 --> 01:00:16.351 Oh, wow. 1332 01:00:17.439 --> 01:00:18.876 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. 1333 01:00:18.919 --> 01:00:20.225 Wow. 1334 01:00:21.313 --> 01:00:24.011 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 1335 01:00:25.578 --> 01:00:28.015 Oh, I'm going to miss that. 1336 01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:31.279 That. 1337 01:00:32.977 --> 01:00:34.892 You want to fly this plane 1338 01:00:34.935 --> 01:00:37.938 so that we don't die, and everything? 1339 01:00:37.982 --> 01:00:40.158 -Oh, okay. -Okay. 1340 01:00:40.201 --> 01:00:41.246 Yeah, yeah. 1341 01:00:43.988 --> 01:00:45.337 Oh! 1342 01:00:48.079 --> 01:00:49.341 What? 1343 01:00:49.384 --> 01:00:51.822 Jesus. Jesus? 1344 01:00:55.390 --> 01:00:58.829 Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus. 1345 01:01:00.874 --> 01:01:02.267 Oh my God. 1346 01:01:06.140 --> 01:01:08.882 Do you want a beer or something? 1347 01:01:08.926 --> 01:01:09.840 [beeping] 1348 01:01:14.671 --> 01:01:16.107 I can blow you. 1349 01:01:17.717 --> 01:01:20.241 Oh my God. 1350 01:01:20.285 --> 01:01:22.374 Oh my God, Jesus is dead. 1351 01:01:22.417 --> 01:01:26.160 Oh, Jesus is dead. Jesus is dead. 1352 01:01:26.204 --> 01:01:27.988 Are you dead? 1353 01:01:28.032 --> 01:01:29.337 Oh my God. 1354 01:01:30.425 --> 01:01:31.383 [grunting] 1355 01:01:31.426 --> 01:01:32.776 I'm going to climax! 1356 01:01:32.819 --> 01:01:35.169 -Oh yeah, I'll come with you. -Okay. 1357 01:01:35.213 --> 01:01:37.171 [moaning] 1358 01:01:44.831 --> 01:01:46.528 [moaning] 1359 01:01:50.924 --> 01:01:52.534 Oh, that was amazing. 1360 01:01:52.578 --> 01:01:54.536 I think we broke the plane. 1361 01:01:54.580 --> 01:01:55.668 Holy cow. 1362 01:01:58.323 --> 01:02:00.325 Want to help Snake with the lever? 1363 01:02:00.368 --> 01:02:01.674 Oh, okay. 1364 01:02:01.718 --> 01:02:03.415 No, no, no, no, not that lever. 1365 01:02:03.458 --> 01:02:05.243 -That lever. -Oh, yeah. 1366 01:02:07.854 --> 01:02:09.813 [grunting] 1367 01:02:13.817 --> 01:02:16.210 I think that worked. Again. 1368 01:02:17.429 --> 01:02:19.910 Your body's so lethal. 1369 01:02:19.953 --> 01:02:21.259 Very. 1370 01:02:28.005 --> 01:02:29.441 I can't fly the plane! 1371 01:02:29.484 --> 01:02:34.446 I'm still drunk and I feel a little high 1372 01:02:34.489 --> 01:02:36.491 and I'm definitely on drugs. 1373 01:02:36.535 --> 01:02:38.624 All because I'm going to be a nun. 1374 01:02:38.667 --> 01:02:40.582 Oh my God. 1375 01:02:47.024 --> 01:02:48.895 Where am I? 1376 01:02:48.939 --> 01:02:51.419 You're dead, Jesus. 1377 01:02:51.463 --> 01:02:52.812 I'm dead? 1378 01:02:52.856 --> 01:02:54.466 Yeah, you're dead. You're dead. 1379 01:02:54.509 --> 01:02:56.511 I don't know, I don't know. I don't know anymore. 1380 01:02:56.555 --> 01:02:59.036 Just, um... just stay here. 1381 01:02:59.079 --> 01:03:01.081 I'm going to go get some help 1382 01:03:01.125 --> 01:03:04.650 and you just come right on out that door in three days. 1383 01:03:04.693 --> 01:03:06.783 -Three days? -Three days. 1384 01:03:12.484 --> 01:03:15.835 Candy? Are you okay? 1385 01:03:15.879 --> 01:03:17.663 I killed Jesus. 1386 01:03:17.706 --> 01:03:19.491 What? 1387 01:03:19.534 --> 01:03:21.232 He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. 1388 01:03:21.275 --> 01:03:23.625 He's going to come out of that cockpit in three days 1389 01:03:23.669 --> 01:03:25.845 and we're going to celebrate his res-- 1390 01:03:25.889 --> 01:03:27.804 [burps] Erection. 1391 01:03:30.371 --> 01:03:34.549 Erection. I said erection. 1392 01:03:34.593 --> 01:03:36.551 I'm going to go to hell. I'm going to hell. 1393 01:03:36.595 --> 01:03:38.945 Candy? Candy? Shhh. 1394 01:03:38.989 --> 01:03:39.946 Focus. 1395 01:03:39.990 --> 01:03:41.818 What happened? 1396 01:03:41.861 --> 01:03:45.256 I fucked the only person who can land this plane's brains out. 1397 01:03:50.565 --> 01:03:52.045 [screaming] 1398 01:03:53.699 --> 01:03:55.919 Daddy, daddy, daddy. You have to let him go. 1399 01:03:55.962 --> 01:03:57.703 He's the only man who can fly the plane. 1400 01:03:57.746 --> 01:04:00.358 He's a fake pilot, honey. A scam artist. 1401 01:04:00.401 --> 01:04:03.317 He's right, Gloria. I'm just a flimflam man. 1402 01:04:03.361 --> 01:04:05.929 I'm a con man. A grifter. 1403 01:04:05.972 --> 01:04:08.018 I don't deserve your trust. I never have. 1404 01:04:08.061 --> 01:04:10.237 Well, do you love me? 1405 01:04:10.281 --> 01:04:11.499 Of course I love you. 1406 01:04:11.543 --> 01:04:12.936 Is that real? 1407 01:04:12.979 --> 01:04:14.938 It's the only real thing that I know. 1408 01:04:14.981 --> 01:04:17.070 Well, that is good enough for me. 1409 01:04:17.114 --> 01:04:18.942 Now you go and fly that plane. 1410 01:04:18.985 --> 01:04:20.291 Daddy, you have to let him go. 1411 01:04:27.864 --> 01:04:30.344 Oh, well... 1412 01:04:30.388 --> 01:04:33.608 The only place you're going is prison for 15 to 20 years. 1413 01:04:40.224 --> 01:04:41.486 Don't get pregnant, honey. 1414 01:04:41.529 --> 01:04:43.183 What? 1415 01:04:43.227 --> 01:04:44.881 [coughing] 1416 01:04:44.924 --> 01:04:45.925 Whoa. 1417 01:04:45.969 --> 01:04:48.275 You guys want to get high? 1418 01:04:48.319 --> 01:04:49.320 Captain! 1419 01:04:49.363 --> 01:04:50.756 No? All right. 1420 01:04:54.499 --> 01:04:56.501 Take him to the lounge. 1421 01:04:56.544 --> 01:04:58.242 Stressed out. 1422 01:04:58.285 --> 01:05:00.287 Where's the happy girl? Where's the happy girl? 1423 01:05:00.331 --> 01:05:01.723 Hi, happy girl. 1424 01:05:05.858 --> 01:05:07.773 Barry can fly the plane. 1425 01:05:07.816 --> 01:05:09.818 Oh! No, wait. He can't. 1426 01:05:09.862 --> 01:05:12.212 Well, but he's wearing a pilot's outfit. 1427 01:05:12.256 --> 01:05:13.692 Who's flying the plane? 1428 01:05:13.735 --> 01:05:14.998 Jesus. 1429 01:05:15.041 --> 01:05:16.521 No, he's high. 1430 01:05:16.564 --> 01:05:18.392 The plane has autopilot. We'll be fine... 1431 01:05:18.436 --> 01:05:19.437 For now. 1432 01:05:19.480 --> 01:05:20.742 I hate flying. 1433 01:05:20.786 --> 01:05:24.094 Planes go boom, boom, and they crash. 1434 01:05:24.137 --> 01:05:27.053 Well, he clearly suffered multiple concussions 1435 01:05:27.097 --> 01:05:29.838 from some kind of a strenuous activity in the cockpit. 1436 01:05:29.882 --> 01:05:31.405 Candy, what did you give him? 1437 01:05:31.449 --> 01:05:34.104 Everything. 1438 01:05:36.454 --> 01:05:37.759 Ugh... 1439 01:05:37.803 --> 01:05:39.544 Wait, where are you going? 1440 01:05:39.587 --> 01:05:41.938 I'm going to go help Otto land the plane. 1441 01:05:41.981 --> 01:05:45.115 Did she just say she's going to help land the plane? 1442 01:05:45.158 --> 01:05:46.855 Woo! 1443 01:05:46.899 --> 01:05:48.422 -Wait. Oh, wait. -Wait. 1444 01:05:48.466 --> 01:05:50.076 Candy, don't go in the cockpit alone. 1445 01:05:50.120 --> 01:05:51.817 -We're coming. -Goodbye. 1446 01:05:55.908 --> 01:05:57.344 Oh! 1447 01:05:57.388 --> 01:05:59.825 Okay, all right. This is ridiculous. 1448 01:05:59.868 --> 01:06:01.000 I need to do something. 1449 01:06:01.044 --> 01:06:02.959 You've already done something, buddy. 1450 01:06:03.002 --> 01:06:04.569 Okay, look, look. I know by putting on this suit, 1451 01:06:04.612 --> 01:06:06.484 it doesn't make me a captain. 1452 01:06:06.527 --> 01:06:08.181 But what I didn't tell your daughter is that 1453 01:06:08.225 --> 01:06:09.704 I used to fly my dad's prop plane every summer 1454 01:06:09.748 --> 01:06:11.445 when I grew up in Iowa. 1455 01:06:11.489 --> 01:06:13.970 Okay, this is different, but the fundamentals are the same. 1456 01:06:14.013 --> 01:06:15.972 -I'm going. -Sit down! 1457 01:06:16.015 --> 01:06:17.886 Do you really hate me that much, 1458 01:06:17.930 --> 01:06:19.323 that you would risk your own daughter's life 1459 01:06:19.366 --> 01:06:21.238 just to prove what a charlatan you think I am? 1460 01:06:28.071 --> 01:06:29.115 I hate you. 1461 01:06:32.075 --> 01:06:33.859 Don't make me regret this. 1462 01:06:37.384 --> 01:06:38.995 I won't. Thank you, Senator. 1463 01:06:39.038 --> 01:06:40.866 Go! 1464 01:06:45.610 --> 01:06:48.308 God, hello? It's me, Candy. 1465 01:06:48.352 --> 01:06:49.831 Okay, everybody out! 1466 01:06:49.875 --> 01:06:51.311 I only want Gloria in here. 1467 01:06:51.355 --> 01:06:52.791 I don't know how to fly a plane, Barry. 1468 01:06:52.834 --> 01:06:53.966 It's okay. It's okay. 1469 01:06:54.010 --> 01:06:55.663 You're going to encourage me to fly 1470 01:06:55.707 --> 01:06:57.404 because I always do my best work with you by my side. 1471 01:06:57.448 --> 01:06:58.666 And I'm not going to give you up now, okay? 1472 01:06:58.710 --> 01:07:00.103 -Okay. -Okay. 1473 01:07:00.146 --> 01:07:01.278 Okay, I'll take care of the passengers. 1474 01:07:01.321 --> 01:07:02.757 Great. 1475 01:07:02.801 --> 01:07:04.846 Oh, good luck, because God isn't answering, 1476 01:07:04.890 --> 01:07:06.239 because it's all my fault. 1477 01:07:06.283 --> 01:07:07.849 We're probably going to hell 1478 01:07:07.893 --> 01:07:10.287 because I screwed the brains out of Jesus, and now... 1479 01:07:10.330 --> 01:07:11.766 It's okay. He'll forgive you. 1480 01:07:15.466 --> 01:07:17.729 -You got this? -We got this. 1481 01:07:17.772 --> 01:07:19.687 -Okay, okay. -Okay. 1482 01:07:25.302 --> 01:07:26.912 Hang in there, babe. 1483 01:07:26.955 --> 01:07:28.783 Hello? Can anyone hear me? 1484 01:07:28.827 --> 01:07:30.350 Nothing? 1485 01:07:30.394 --> 01:07:32.352 No, we're on our own. 1486 01:07:32.396 --> 01:07:34.137 Okay, so maybe if we make a small descent, 1487 01:07:34.180 --> 01:07:37.792 we can pick a short-range signal or find a runway or something. 1488 01:07:37.836 --> 01:07:39.533 Um, sure that could work. 1489 01:07:43.276 --> 01:07:44.234 Whoa. 1490 01:07:45.713 --> 01:07:47.150 Whoa. 1491 01:07:47.193 --> 01:07:49.630 Candy, is that the pilot? 1492 01:07:49.674 --> 01:07:52.372 Oh, I'm sorry. It's all my fault. 1493 01:07:52.416 --> 01:07:53.330 Yikes. 1494 01:07:55.549 --> 01:07:59.075 Well, at least I just had the best sex of my life. 1495 01:07:59.118 --> 01:08:00.946 And that's worth something. 1496 01:08:00.989 --> 01:08:01.990 Wow, really? 1497 01:08:02.034 --> 01:08:04.341 -Yeah. -Oh my gosh. 1498 01:08:04.384 --> 01:08:08.867 Hey, since we're going to die and all, can I ask a favor? 1499 01:08:08.910 --> 01:08:11.652 Yeah, anything. 1500 01:08:11.696 --> 01:08:14.438 All aboard. All aboard. 1501 01:08:19.747 --> 01:08:22.881 Everyone, I have some heavy news. 1502 01:08:22.924 --> 01:08:25.405 To get you up to speed, my name is Candy 1503 01:08:25.449 --> 01:08:28.321 and I'm going to be a nun. Yay, me! 1504 01:08:28.365 --> 01:08:30.149 And me and my girls are going to D.C. 1505 01:08:30.193 --> 01:08:32.108 because Gloria's getting married. 1506 01:08:32.151 --> 01:08:33.631 Yay! 1507 01:08:33.674 --> 01:08:38.331 Okay, the pilot's not technically dead. 1508 01:08:38.375 --> 01:08:40.812 -What do you mean? -The pilot's dead? 1509 01:08:40.855 --> 01:08:45.556 No, no, not dead, but cannot fly the plane. 1510 01:08:45.599 --> 01:08:49.299 But Barry, who is pretending to... 1511 01:08:49.342 --> 01:08:52.998 Oh, um, act like I didn't say that. 1512 01:08:53.041 --> 01:08:59.004 Not a real pilot is going to fly the plane. 1513 01:08:59.047 --> 01:09:03.051 -Pretending was better. -Yes, I see that now. 1514 01:09:03.095 --> 01:09:07.882 Anyway, bottom line, we're screwed. 1515 01:09:07.926 --> 01:09:11.059 We're so screwed, we're so fucked. 1516 01:09:11.103 --> 01:09:12.670 No, no, no, no, no, wait. 1517 01:09:12.713 --> 01:09:14.237 What's going on out there? 1518 01:09:14.280 --> 01:09:16.891 Shh. I can't hear them. 1519 01:09:16.935 --> 01:09:20.156 Wait, I waited to get onto this plane 1520 01:09:20.199 --> 01:09:23.637 to take chances that I should have been taking my entire life. 1521 01:09:23.681 --> 01:09:25.422 And that's just not right, 1522 01:09:25.465 --> 01:09:28.076 that is not living, that is unliving. 1523 01:09:28.120 --> 01:09:31.732 And now when we might only have 20 more minutes left to live, 1524 01:09:31.776 --> 01:09:36.172 we get to decide how we want to live. 1525 01:09:36.215 --> 01:09:37.738 -20 minutes? -20 minutes? 1526 01:09:37.782 --> 01:09:40.654 Do we go out with a whimper or a bang? 1527 01:09:40.698 --> 01:09:43.004 Do we face death with our heads between our legs? 1528 01:09:43.048 --> 01:09:45.659 Or each other's legs? 1529 01:09:45.703 --> 01:09:47.531 Do we go out laughing or crying? 1530 01:09:47.574 --> 01:09:49.228 Screaming or dreaming? 1531 01:09:49.272 --> 01:09:51.883 So, what's it going to be? 1532 01:10:03.329 --> 01:10:04.765 Everyone's so quiet. 1533 01:10:04.809 --> 01:10:06.680 This is how we're going to die? 1534 01:10:13.296 --> 01:10:15.428 Only you can save them, Candy. 1535 01:10:16.647 --> 01:10:19.302 One hit will set them free. 1536 01:10:19.345 --> 01:10:23.393 The Lord is listening, Candy. Set them free. 1537 01:10:23.436 --> 01:10:25.046 I know what to do. 1538 01:10:25.090 --> 01:10:27.919 Do what, Candy? 1539 01:10:27.962 --> 01:10:30.356 The secret's in these little guys. 1540 01:10:30.400 --> 01:10:34.099 Just one hit, and we can set them free. 1541 01:10:34.142 --> 01:10:35.753 Okay. 1542 01:10:35.796 --> 01:10:37.668 Set them free. 1543 01:10:37.711 --> 01:10:39.713 Great idea. 1544 01:10:45.415 --> 01:10:48.026 The ultimate mile high club. 1545 01:10:48.069 --> 01:10:49.201 [whistling] 1546 01:10:54.206 --> 01:10:56.339 Okay, the plane is going to fall apart! 1547 01:10:56.382 --> 01:10:58.471 Ease back on the speed! 1548 01:10:58.515 --> 01:11:00.299 I don't know how! 1549 01:11:00.343 --> 01:11:01.779 I mean, all these controls look the same! 1550 01:11:01.822 --> 01:11:04.477 -Barry! Calm down! -I don't know how! 1551 01:11:04.521 --> 01:11:08.307 Breathe! Okay, all right. 1552 01:11:08.351 --> 01:11:09.613 Is this better? 1553 01:11:09.656 --> 01:11:11.441 Yeah. 1554 01:11:13.965 --> 01:11:15.836 Whoa! 1555 01:11:19.100 --> 01:11:20.624 [chattering] 1556 01:11:22.321 --> 01:11:23.627 Make way for Bambi! 1557 01:11:24.976 --> 01:11:27.239 -Ready? -Woo! 1558 01:11:28.849 --> 01:11:30.024 [shouting] 1559 01:11:34.768 --> 01:11:36.596 Woo! 1560 01:11:40.644 --> 01:11:43.603 If we're going to party, let's party. 1561 01:11:46.780 --> 01:11:47.868 Woo! 1562 01:11:56.964 --> 01:11:58.879 [laughing] 1563 01:12:00.490 --> 01:12:02.143 Woo! 1564 01:12:14.808 --> 01:12:18.464 Okay, I'm getting my bearings, but the wheel's still sticking. 1565 01:12:18.508 --> 01:12:21.380 I just need one small controlled burst 1566 01:12:21.424 --> 01:12:22.599 on the right side of the plane. 1567 01:12:22.642 --> 01:12:23.730 From inside the plane? 1568 01:12:23.774 --> 01:12:25.645 Uh... Sure, yeah. 1569 01:12:25.689 --> 01:12:27.386 Okay, I have an idea. 1570 01:12:28.692 --> 01:12:30.389 Hello everyone! 1571 01:12:30.433 --> 01:12:33.044 This is Gloria from inside the cockpit, 1572 01:12:33.087 --> 01:12:35.220 and we need your help. 1573 01:12:35.263 --> 01:12:37.048 So if you could just keep doing what you're doing, 1574 01:12:37.091 --> 01:12:39.485 but do it to the right side of the plane, 1575 01:12:39.529 --> 01:12:42.183 and do it hard, okay? 1576 01:12:42.227 --> 01:12:44.185 To the right! 1577 01:12:44.229 --> 01:12:45.404 [chattering, shouting] 1578 01:12:51.236 --> 01:12:52.368 Did it work? 1579 01:12:52.411 --> 01:12:54.282 No, I don't think so. 1580 01:12:54.326 --> 01:12:55.719 Okay... Um... 1581 01:12:55.762 --> 01:12:57.764 On the count of three, everybody jump! 1582 01:12:59.244 --> 01:13:01.159 One, two, three! 1583 01:13:04.597 --> 01:13:07.078 One, two, three! 1584 01:13:13.780 --> 01:13:16.261 It worked. The wheel is free. 1585 01:13:16.304 --> 01:13:17.741 We're going to be okay. 1586 01:13:17.784 --> 01:13:19.395 I think we should still be able to land. 1587 01:13:19.438 --> 01:13:21.440 Barry, you did it! 1588 01:13:21.484 --> 01:13:23.181 No, we did it. 1589 01:13:25.792 --> 01:13:27.925 Gloria, you guys did it! 1590 01:13:27.968 --> 01:13:30.493 We all did it! 1591 01:13:30.536 --> 01:13:32.973 This isn't the Bachelorette party I was dreaming off, 1592 01:13:33.017 --> 01:13:35.541 and we didn't join the Mile High Club, but... 1593 01:13:35.585 --> 01:13:36.716 I did. 1594 01:13:36.760 --> 01:13:38.326 I did, and it was awesome. 1595 01:13:38.370 --> 01:13:41.199 -I did, twice, technically. -Oh! 1596 01:13:41.242 --> 01:13:43.288 Oh, well, that's great. 1597 01:13:43.331 --> 01:13:45.072 That's good for you guys. 1598 01:13:45.116 --> 01:13:48.424 And now, Candy, you can be a nun. 1599 01:13:48.467 --> 01:13:50.774 [crashing, shouting] 1600 01:13:55.953 --> 01:13:57.258 [shrieking] 1601 01:13:58.869 --> 01:14:00.479 Barry, what was that? 1602 01:14:00.523 --> 01:14:01.741 We're under attack! 1603 01:14:01.785 --> 01:14:02.829 Nazis! 1604 01:14:02.873 --> 01:14:04.744 -It's the fuel line. -Huh? 1605 01:14:04.788 --> 01:14:07.573 We lost an engine. We're going down. 1606 01:14:07.617 --> 01:14:10.010 We maybe have two minutes before we crash. 1607 01:14:10.054 --> 01:14:11.272 [screaming] 1608 01:14:14.232 --> 01:14:16.060 Okay! 1609 01:14:16.103 --> 01:14:17.191 I don't want to die! 1610 01:14:21.413 --> 01:14:23.676 Save us! 1611 01:14:23.720 --> 01:14:27.332 Nobody panic! 1612 01:14:27.375 --> 01:14:28.681 Get down! Stay in the driver's seat! 1613 01:14:31.292 --> 01:14:32.468 [shrieking] 1614 01:14:45.350 --> 01:14:46.786 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1615 01:14:46.830 --> 01:14:48.396 No... Gloria! 1616 01:14:48.440 --> 01:14:50.050 Gloria, wake up, please! 1617 01:14:50.094 --> 01:14:54.098 Barry? Are we dead yet? 1618 01:14:54.141 --> 01:14:55.795 Not yet. 1619 01:14:55.839 --> 01:14:59.146 Good. I have an idea. 1620 01:15:07.372 --> 01:15:08.591 -Barry! -Oh! 1621 01:15:08.634 --> 01:15:10.201 Are you okay? 1622 01:15:10.244 --> 01:15:12.159 Gloria! Yeah! I am now. 1623 01:15:15.162 --> 01:15:17.164 How's your head? 1624 01:15:17.208 --> 01:15:18.992 Okay. We're gonna be okay. 1625 01:15:19.036 --> 01:15:20.037 Okay, okay. 1626 01:15:23.736 --> 01:15:24.911 Hello. 1627 01:15:24.955 --> 01:15:27.305 We're not on a train, are we? 1628 01:15:28.393 --> 01:15:30.264 We're on a submarine. 1629 01:15:30.308 --> 01:15:31.918 Upscope. Whoa. 1630 01:15:33.703 --> 01:15:35.661 I screwed the brains out of you. 1631 01:15:35.705 --> 01:15:39.578 So it's only logical that I can screw them back into you. 1632 01:15:39.622 --> 01:15:40.753 Huh? 1633 01:15:42.363 --> 01:15:46.063 Come on, Jesus. It's time to come again. 1634 01:15:46.106 --> 01:15:47.151 Cool. 1635 01:15:50.763 --> 01:15:52.199 I have an idea. 1636 01:15:52.243 --> 01:15:54.071 When I lived on the farm with my dad in Iowa-- 1637 01:15:54.114 --> 01:15:55.725 I thought you grew up in Los Angeles. 1638 01:15:55.768 --> 01:15:57.335 Oh, no, I did. I went to school there. 1639 01:15:57.378 --> 01:15:59.293 But every summer I'd go to my dad's 1640 01:15:59.337 --> 01:16:00.643 and help him on the farm. 1641 01:16:00.686 --> 01:16:01.948 And I'd crop dust his field every week. 1642 01:16:01.992 --> 01:16:03.820 Even in the bad weather. 1643 01:16:03.863 --> 01:16:05.996 So I know how to stop us from crashing. 1644 01:16:06.039 --> 01:16:08.694 I just have to adjust our flight path a little bit. 1645 01:16:08.738 --> 01:16:10.653 And then we'll go down at a steeper angle 1646 01:16:10.696 --> 01:16:12.959 and use more runway for landing. 1647 01:16:13.003 --> 01:16:14.787 We can... 1648 01:16:14.831 --> 01:16:17.529 Oh, Barry, talk more pilot to me. 1649 01:16:17.573 --> 01:16:19.749 Just have to deploy the flaps. 1650 01:16:19.792 --> 01:16:21.315 Just at the right angle. 1651 01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:22.882 I don't want to... 1652 01:16:22.926 --> 01:16:25.668 increase our drag or reduce our controllability. 1653 01:16:25.711 --> 01:16:28.975 Well, you can deploy my flaps anytime. 1654 01:16:30.281 --> 01:16:31.325 Huh? 1655 01:16:32.544 --> 01:16:33.980 Oh. 1656 01:16:34.024 --> 01:16:35.242 Yeah. 1657 01:16:36.330 --> 01:16:37.244 Yeah. 1658 01:16:39.420 --> 01:16:41.292 Oh, um, let's land the plane first, baby. 1659 01:16:41.335 --> 01:16:42.510 Oh. 1660 01:16:50.954 --> 01:16:53.391 [moaning] 1661 01:16:55.741 --> 01:16:57.003 [grunts] 1662 01:17:20.853 --> 01:17:22.812 [speaking Spanish] 1663 01:17:22.855 --> 01:17:24.030 You're speaking Spanish. 1664 01:17:25.553 --> 01:17:26.946 What is happening? 1665 01:17:28.078 --> 01:17:29.296 Who's flying the plane? 1666 01:17:30.820 --> 01:17:32.038 Thank you, Jesus. 1667 01:17:33.474 --> 01:17:34.737 Both of you. 1668 01:17:41.091 --> 01:17:42.483 Jesus? 1669 01:17:42.527 --> 01:17:44.921 It's Jesus. The J is silent. 1670 01:17:44.964 --> 01:17:46.487 I'll take it from here. 1671 01:17:46.531 --> 01:17:48.054 Okay, okay. 1672 01:17:48.098 --> 01:17:50.796 Sir, I am so sorry for sneaking on to this flight. 1673 01:17:50.840 --> 01:17:52.232 It will never happen again. 1674 01:17:52.276 --> 01:17:53.756 Hey, hey, hey. Don't be sorry. 1675 01:17:53.799 --> 01:17:55.888 God forgives. 1676 01:17:55.932 --> 01:17:57.716 Plus, this has been the greatest ride of my life. 1677 01:17:57.760 --> 01:17:59.283 -Get out of here. -Okay. 1678 01:18:00.850 --> 01:18:03.722 Turn off the autopilot and land this plane. 1679 01:18:05.071 --> 01:18:06.682 Gloria, wait! 1680 01:18:13.210 --> 01:18:14.907 Daddy, are you okay? 1681 01:18:14.951 --> 01:18:16.343 I will be when we get to D.C. 1682 01:18:16.387 --> 01:18:17.388 and put this whole thing behind us. 1683 01:18:17.431 --> 01:18:18.781 Of course. 1684 01:18:18.824 --> 01:18:21.609 Hey, give us a minute. Sit down here. 1685 01:18:21.653 --> 01:18:22.567 Okay. 1686 01:18:25.439 --> 01:18:27.006 What do you see in that guy? 1687 01:18:27.050 --> 01:18:28.878 He's so stupid. 1688 01:18:28.921 --> 01:18:30.793 And look at him. 1689 01:18:30.836 --> 01:18:32.185 Come on, honey. 1690 01:18:32.229 --> 01:18:34.971 Daddy, honestly, I see a lot of you in him. 1691 01:18:35.014 --> 01:18:37.582 He's just the man who's willing to put it 1692 01:18:37.625 --> 01:18:40.324 all on the line for the person he loves. 1693 01:18:40.367 --> 01:18:41.542 Well, somebody had to raise you. 1694 01:18:41.586 --> 01:18:43.370 Mm-hmm. 1695 01:18:43.414 --> 01:18:46.330 Hey, don't marry that Butch guy. 1696 01:18:46.373 --> 01:18:48.375 I've made my peace with it. It'll be fine. 1697 01:18:48.419 --> 01:18:51.335 No, no, you aren't the one who spent your campaign funds 1698 01:18:51.378 --> 01:18:55.643 on a cock-a-mamie deal like reusable wallpaper. 1699 01:18:55.687 --> 01:18:58.995 I mean, see, I am like him. 1700 01:18:59.038 --> 01:19:01.214 That sounds very stupid. 1701 01:19:01.258 --> 01:19:02.476 We have a lot in common. 1702 01:19:02.520 --> 01:19:04.000 No. 1703 01:19:04.043 --> 01:19:06.002 Daddy, the judge is going to be even more furious 1704 01:19:06.045 --> 01:19:07.394 if I don't marry his son. 1705 01:19:09.353 --> 01:19:11.703 Deal's a deal, and it was my deal to begin with. 1706 01:19:11.747 --> 01:19:14.227 If they put you in jail, I... 1707 01:19:14.271 --> 01:19:17.404 Honey, they don't put politicians in jail. 1708 01:19:17.448 --> 01:19:19.798 I can't risk it. For your sake. 1709 01:19:19.842 --> 01:19:21.234 And for Barry's sake. 1710 01:19:21.278 --> 01:19:23.236 I'm going to marry the judge's son. 1711 01:19:26.892 --> 01:19:28.546 We're about to land. 1712 01:19:28.589 --> 01:19:31.897 Everyone needs to be seated with their seatbelts fastened. 1713 01:19:31.941 --> 01:19:33.681 Barry, I have a special seat in the back 1714 01:19:33.725 --> 01:19:34.813 with your name on it. 1715 01:19:34.857 --> 01:19:35.814 -Oh. -Come with me. 1716 01:19:37.642 --> 01:19:39.078 -Bye, everyone. -Bye. 1717 01:19:52.048 --> 01:19:53.745 Coming in hot. Coming in hot. 1718 01:19:57.314 --> 01:19:58.315 Come on. 1719 01:20:01.840 --> 01:20:03.233 [screaming] 1720 01:20:12.546 --> 01:20:13.504 [grunts] 1721 01:20:13.547 --> 01:20:14.679 [shrieking] 1722 01:20:19.858 --> 01:20:21.251 Come on, come on, come on. 1723 01:20:23.296 --> 01:20:27.953 Flight 420, you're smoking. Nice landing. 1724 01:20:27.997 --> 01:20:30.129 [cheering] 1725 01:20:30.173 --> 01:20:31.957 Oh, thank you, thank you. 1726 01:20:34.960 --> 01:20:37.354 Oh... [laughs] 1727 01:20:38.703 --> 01:20:41.575 Good girl. Good girl. 1728 01:20:48.887 --> 01:20:52.151 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to D.C. 1729 01:20:52.195 --> 01:20:53.370 We hope you enjoyed your flight. 1730 01:20:53.413 --> 01:20:55.241 Move. Ew, out of here. 1731 01:20:55.285 --> 01:20:58.070 The weather in our nation's capital is a crisp 69 degrees. 1732 01:20:58.114 --> 01:21:00.768 We apologize for any unplanned pregnancies, 1733 01:21:00.812 --> 01:21:02.858 venereal diseases, or rug burns 1734 01:21:02.901 --> 01:21:04.468 you may have experienced during our flight. 1735 01:21:04.511 --> 01:21:06.949 We thank you for flying DTF airlines, 1736 01:21:06.992 --> 01:21:08.167 and we hope you have a beautiful day. 1737 01:21:10.953 --> 01:21:13.477 Holy... 1738 01:21:13.520 --> 01:21:14.739 Woo! 1739 01:21:17.785 --> 01:21:18.874 I love my job. 1740 01:21:28.796 --> 01:21:29.754 [sighs] 1741 01:21:32.278 --> 01:21:36.935 My best friend circle just got so much bigger. 1742 01:21:36.979 --> 01:21:39.633 And this flight was the best. 1743 01:21:39.677 --> 01:21:41.940 That's where I met Jesus. 1744 01:21:41.984 --> 01:21:43.681 And I met Liz. 1745 01:21:43.724 --> 01:21:46.597 And I met whatever this is. 1746 01:21:46.640 --> 01:21:48.338 Your destiny, baby. 1747 01:21:51.732 --> 01:21:54.779 And I can finally be with you. 1748 01:21:54.822 --> 01:21:56.259 With my dad's blessing. 1749 01:21:56.302 --> 01:21:57.390 And we can get married and live... 1750 01:21:57.434 --> 01:21:59.262 -Happily ever... -Happily ever... 1751 01:21:59.305 --> 01:22:03.353 After... you get married to my son. 1752 01:22:03.396 --> 01:22:05.877 Surprise! 1753 01:22:05.921 --> 01:22:07.183 That's Butch. 1754 01:22:07.226 --> 01:22:09.054 Oh, my God, are you Gloria? 1755 01:22:09.098 --> 01:22:11.839 No, I'm Barry. 1756 01:22:11.883 --> 01:22:14.581 Hey, just tell me you're Gloria. I can make this work. 1757 01:22:14.625 --> 01:22:17.019 Gloria Attwater. 1758 01:22:17.062 --> 01:22:20.674 Is a very beautiful and very hairy daughter-in-law. 1759 01:22:20.718 --> 01:22:23.677 Yeah, we need to cut this hair to something more manageable. 1760 01:22:23.721 --> 01:22:26.376 Judge William Caulk? 1761 01:22:26.419 --> 01:22:28.030 He's one of the Supremes. 1762 01:22:28.073 --> 01:22:30.075 Oh, I get it. He's a singer. 1763 01:22:30.119 --> 01:22:31.729 Oh, stick to acting. 1764 01:22:31.772 --> 01:22:33.818 Judge... 1765 01:22:33.861 --> 01:22:36.952 Your honor, your Eminence, 1766 01:22:36.995 --> 01:22:39.998 Gloria won't be marrying your son. 1767 01:22:40.042 --> 01:22:40.956 She'll be marrying me. 1768 01:22:43.045 --> 01:22:45.047 Your son doesn't really seem like the marrying type. 1769 01:22:45.090 --> 01:22:47.658 Ooh. 1770 01:22:47.701 --> 01:22:49.094 What's your name, son? 1771 01:22:49.138 --> 01:22:51.009 Barry Montgomery. 1772 01:22:51.053 --> 01:22:54.360 You're very brave to stand up to a Supreme Court justice. 1773 01:22:54.404 --> 01:22:56.667 That shows me that you must love this young lady a lot. 1774 01:22:56.710 --> 01:22:58.451 Yeah, I do. 1775 01:22:58.495 --> 01:23:00.758 Especially since one word from me and I could put you in jail. 1776 01:23:00.801 --> 01:23:02.020 Forever. 1777 01:23:02.064 --> 01:23:04.196 No, Barry here has done nothing wrong. 1778 01:23:04.240 --> 01:23:06.633 It's me that's broken promises. 1779 01:23:06.677 --> 01:23:09.506 No, young lady, there's been no broken promises yet. 1780 01:23:09.549 --> 01:23:15.294 Now, there will be a marriage but only between you and my son. 1781 01:23:15.338 --> 01:23:18.080 [phone ringing] 1782 01:23:20.865 --> 01:23:22.301 Is that a D minor? 1783 01:23:24.608 --> 01:23:26.044 Oh, will you turn your toy off? 1784 01:23:26.088 --> 01:23:27.350 Sorry, yeah. 1785 01:23:27.393 --> 01:23:29.352 Now, listen. Butch, get over here. 1786 01:23:29.395 --> 01:23:31.441 There will be a marriage here, right now. 1787 01:23:31.484 --> 01:23:33.747 -What, here? -Yes, right here. 1788 01:23:33.791 --> 01:23:35.836 Yes, I have a photographer, we can take a few pictures. 1789 01:23:35.880 --> 01:23:38.100 And then in two days, we'll go have a reception 1790 01:23:38.143 --> 01:23:40.189 at the slave quarters in Mount Vernon, 1791 01:23:40.232 --> 01:23:42.060 where every dignified politician 1792 01:23:42.104 --> 01:23:43.148 and right-wing thinking celebrity 1793 01:23:43.192 --> 01:23:44.584 will be in attendance. 1794 01:23:44.628 --> 01:23:47.587 Otherwise, your father will be arrested. 1795 01:23:47.631 --> 01:23:49.111 Whoa. 1796 01:23:49.154 --> 01:23:51.896 I'll have you exposed as a communist. 1797 01:23:51.939 --> 01:23:53.680 Your hippy boyfriend there, 1798 01:23:53.724 --> 01:23:56.466 he'll be exposed as a pedophile or a Democrat. Same thing. 1799 01:23:56.509 --> 01:23:58.120 It's fine, it's fine. I'll marry Butch. 1800 01:23:58.163 --> 01:23:59.382 Good answer. 1801 01:23:59.425 --> 01:24:01.732 But Gloria, you don't have to do this. 1802 01:24:01.775 --> 01:24:04.126 Whatever he has on you, we'll help you figure it out. 1803 01:24:04.169 --> 01:24:05.692 [growls] 1804 01:24:05.736 --> 01:24:08.782 I don't know, Bo. He seems really powerful. 1805 01:24:08.826 --> 01:24:10.654 But yeah, sure, sure, we'll figure it out. 1806 01:24:10.697 --> 01:24:13.352 Mm-hmm. I can pray. 1807 01:24:13.396 --> 01:24:16.051 It's okay, ladies. 1808 01:24:16.094 --> 01:24:18.096 I know a lot of people marry for the wrong reasons, 1809 01:24:18.140 --> 01:24:20.098 but I'll be married for the right ones. 1810 01:24:20.142 --> 01:24:21.317 It'll be fine. 1811 01:24:21.360 --> 01:24:23.275 But Gloria, you're never gonna get to 1812 01:24:23.319 --> 01:24:24.885 join the Mile High Club. 1813 01:24:24.929 --> 01:24:26.278 Seems pretty overrated anyway. 1814 01:24:26.322 --> 01:24:29.368 -No, it's awesome. -It's amazing. 1815 01:24:29.412 --> 01:24:31.370 Candy? 1816 01:24:31.414 --> 01:24:33.242 I don't remember what we're talking about. 1817 01:24:33.285 --> 01:24:34.373 Come on. 1818 01:24:34.417 --> 01:24:36.897 Everyone, get in position, okay? 1819 01:24:36.941 --> 01:24:37.942 Good. 1820 01:24:37.985 --> 01:24:39.335 Why do you wanna do this? 1821 01:24:39.378 --> 01:24:41.815 Okay, if I do this, I stay in the will, 1822 01:24:41.859 --> 01:24:43.861 and the man has generational wealth, okay? 1823 01:24:43.904 --> 01:24:46.298 Oh, God, you are working it so well. 1824 01:24:46.342 --> 01:24:49.519 -And that blouse... -[clears throat] 1825 01:24:49.562 --> 01:24:52.565 Dearly beloved, we are all gathered here today 1826 01:24:52.609 --> 01:24:55.264 for the, ah, let's get with it. 1827 01:24:55.307 --> 01:24:56.221 Here you go. 1828 01:24:57.657 --> 01:24:59.485 With this ring, I thee wed. 1829 01:24:59.529 --> 01:25:00.791 Don't do it, Gloria. 1830 01:25:00.834 --> 01:25:02.053 Barry? 1831 01:25:02.097 --> 01:25:03.489 Is that the bomb again? 1832 01:25:03.533 --> 01:25:04.664 -It works. -Hey, stay back. 1833 01:25:04.708 --> 01:25:05.709 It works. 1834 01:25:08.364 --> 01:25:10.453 My transmogrifier. 1835 01:25:10.496 --> 01:25:12.498 You don't have to marry him. I have your father's money. 1836 01:25:12.542 --> 01:25:14.326 What? 1837 01:25:14.370 --> 01:25:15.806 My transmogrifier. 1838 01:25:15.849 --> 01:25:18.374 Some guy in California wants to buy my patent. 1839 01:25:18.417 --> 01:25:21.377 Wants to turn it into a smart phone or something. 1840 01:25:21.420 --> 01:25:24.162 Don't be ridiculous. Phones can't be smart. 1841 01:25:24.206 --> 01:25:26.077 It's gonna be huge, Gloria. 1842 01:25:26.121 --> 01:25:27.687 They're gonna wire the funds to your father's account. 1843 01:25:30.255 --> 01:25:33.215 My wonders, my inventions, 1844 01:25:33.258 --> 01:25:34.564 they're finally taking off. 1845 01:25:34.607 --> 01:25:37.001 I knew it. Mondo cool! 1846 01:25:37.044 --> 01:25:38.698 You're my inspiration, Gloria. 1847 01:25:38.742 --> 01:25:41.571 You putz! You ruined everything. 1848 01:25:41.614 --> 01:25:42.789 Barry! 1849 01:25:42.833 --> 01:25:44.008 Oh! 1850 01:25:44.051 --> 01:25:45.705 [clamoring] 1851 01:25:45.749 --> 01:25:46.706 You just hit... 1852 01:25:46.750 --> 01:25:48.360 -No. -Hit a woman! 1853 01:25:49.448 --> 01:25:51.668 Are you okay? 1854 01:25:51.711 --> 01:25:53.670 We got it on camera! Right there. 1855 01:25:53.713 --> 01:25:56.194 -No. -Security! 1856 01:25:56.238 --> 01:25:58.283 I am a Judge. I can do what I want! 1857 01:25:58.327 --> 01:26:00.242 I have tenure. I don't care. 1858 01:26:00.285 --> 01:26:02.635 He socked me! 1859 01:26:03.854 --> 01:26:05.116 Game, set, match, bitch! 1860 01:26:05.160 --> 01:26:08.815 Oh, no. Your inheritance. 1861 01:26:08.859 --> 01:26:11.992 Sweetheart, don't even worry. 1862 01:26:12.036 --> 01:26:15.648 This is better than a sham wedding, okay? 1863 01:26:15.692 --> 01:26:18.434 This is blackmail. 1864 01:26:18.477 --> 01:26:21.001 Okay, this is the only language my dad speaks. 1865 01:26:21.045 --> 01:26:23.090 May I? 1866 01:26:23.134 --> 01:26:26.833 This will set me up for life. 1867 01:26:26.877 --> 01:26:27.791 Okay. 1868 01:26:30.359 --> 01:26:31.708 Beautiful. 1869 01:26:31.751 --> 01:26:32.883 Bye. 1870 01:26:34.363 --> 01:26:36.930 Gloria, I'm so sorry. 1871 01:26:36.974 --> 01:26:38.280 For what? 1872 01:26:38.323 --> 01:26:39.716 This was supposed to be your wedding. 1873 01:26:39.759 --> 01:26:42.284 I'm sorry. 1874 01:26:42.327 --> 01:26:45.374 It still can be, if you'll have me. 1875 01:26:45.417 --> 01:26:46.984 [gasping] 1876 01:26:47.027 --> 01:26:49.116 But, Judge Caulk just left. 1877 01:26:49.160 --> 01:26:50.509 I can marry you. 1878 01:26:50.553 --> 01:26:52.163 Because you're Jesus? 1879 01:26:52.207 --> 01:26:54.426 Because I'm a pilot and it's Jesus. 1880 01:26:54.470 --> 01:26:56.341 The J is silent. 1881 01:26:56.385 --> 01:26:57.908 Right. 1882 01:26:57.951 --> 01:26:59.649 What do you say, Gloria? 1883 01:26:59.692 --> 01:27:01.085 Yes! 1884 01:27:01.128 --> 01:27:03.783 -Yes? -[laughing] 1885 01:27:05.437 --> 01:27:07.265 Gotta love these charter flights. 1886 01:27:07.309 --> 01:27:09.180 Get to wear my own uniform. 1887 01:27:10.790 --> 01:27:12.096 [squealing] 1888 01:27:16.274 --> 01:27:17.275 All right, all right, all right, all right. 1889 01:27:17.319 --> 01:27:19.016 We gotta make this quick. 1890 01:27:19.059 --> 01:27:20.191 I don't want to leave that cockpit unmanned too long. 1891 01:27:20.235 --> 01:27:21.671 You understand? 1892 01:27:21.714 --> 01:27:23.325 Is he even ordained for that? 1893 01:27:23.368 --> 01:27:27.285 Of course he is. He's Jesus. 1894 01:27:27.329 --> 01:27:29.287 He has the same authority to marry people 1895 01:27:29.331 --> 01:27:31.724 the way that ship captains do. 1896 01:27:31.768 --> 01:27:33.248 Yeah, all right. 1897 01:27:33.291 --> 01:27:34.858 All right, you two love each other, right? 1898 01:27:34.901 --> 01:27:37.730 -You wanna marry her? -Oh, yeah. 1899 01:27:37.774 --> 01:27:39.776 -You wanna marry him? -Absolutely. 1900 01:27:39.819 --> 01:27:41.604 All right, well then by the authority given to me 1901 01:27:41.647 --> 01:27:43.519 by the... the... 1902 01:27:43.562 --> 01:27:46.304 Well, I guess I gave myself. 1903 01:27:46.348 --> 01:27:48.219 You guys are married now. 1904 01:27:50.177 --> 01:27:52.441 You may kiss the bride. Make it good. 1905 01:27:53.790 --> 01:27:54.704 [cheering] 1906 01:28:02.494 --> 01:28:04.061 What a day. 1907 01:28:04.104 --> 01:28:06.629 I told you anything could happen at 30,000 feet. 1908 01:28:06.672 --> 01:28:09.458 The higher the plane, the closer to God. 1909 01:28:09.501 --> 01:28:12.461 Just think about what we can do without the gravity 1910 01:28:12.504 --> 01:28:15.507 of fear and inhibition holding us down. 1911 01:28:15.551 --> 01:28:16.813 See, I told you. 1912 01:28:16.856 --> 01:28:19.032 The Mile Hot Club isn't just a sex thing. 1913 01:28:19.076 --> 01:28:20.120 It's a way of life. 1914 01:28:20.164 --> 01:28:21.557 Whatever. 1915 01:28:23.950 --> 01:28:25.430 Baby, what's wrong? 1916 01:28:25.474 --> 01:28:28.477 Everybody joined the Mile High Club, except for us. 1917 01:28:28.520 --> 01:28:30.870 Well, why don't we join them? 1918 01:28:32.263 --> 01:28:34.831 In the bathroom? 1919 01:28:34.874 --> 01:28:36.049 Isn't that tradition? 1920 01:28:37.486 --> 01:28:39.314 Mile High Club, baby!