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Okay.

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In the romance audiobook production system

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there are two separate

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yet equally important groups.

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The authors who write the books,

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and the narrators who read them.

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These are their sto--

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Ahem!

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These are their stories.

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Well...

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no, this is just her story

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The lady in the closet.

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Her name's Jasalyn.

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She goes by 'Jaw.'

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'Jaw Recorder.'

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Do the sound.

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Katia met his eyes as he grabbed her.

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He leaned in toward her ear.

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His hot breath against her neck sent

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chills down her spine as he whispered...

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"Let's get out of here."

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He slowly sid his hand--

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He slowly slid his hand

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down her back.

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Part of her knew she should run.

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but the bigger part

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the part that sent a flush to her face

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and a quiver down her thighs,

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that part obeyed gladly.

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The sweat drip

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The sweat drip

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The sweat drip

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Oh, my god!

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The sweat dripped between her breasts.

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The cool breeze played across her

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Four out of five

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leaf blower related homicides

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are committed by

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audiobook narrators.

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If a leaf blower is murdered

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in your neighborhood

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please report any known

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audiobook narrators

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to your local police.

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The cool breeze played across her

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Hey, Richard.

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Hey.

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I wanted to make sure you got my email.

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Oh, no.

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I've been recording all morning.

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Layla just emailed,

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said there's a rewrite

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coming to the end of the book.

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I wanted to make sure you hadn't

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gotten to those chapters.

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Uh

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I'm only on

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chapter three.

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Three?

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Well, I got a little behind

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but

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I've got my week clear

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to get it done.

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Well

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check your email.

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Will do.

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And thanks so much for

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getting me this book.

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The cool breeze played across

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Damn it.

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Hey, Carly, what's up?

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I got a ton to record.

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Okay, just super quick.

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Is this headshot too young?

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You're kidding, right?

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Okay. Uh...

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I've been playing around with Photoshop.

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What do you think?

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Did I go too far?

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No, I don't think you went far enough.

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How about a halo?

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Maybe some puppy ears?

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How about some sparkles?

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Rude.

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Look, I gotta go.

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I'm way behind on this book

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and I got this new neighbor moving in.

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I gotta go.

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Oh, okay.

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Drinks this weekend?

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Yes.

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Bye.

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Okay, great.

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The cool breeze played

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It's so quiet here.

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Ah!

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I love it.

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Muh-mah.

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Muh-MAH!

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Muh-mah, muh-mah,
muh muh-muh-muh mah.

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Guh gaw.

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Guh gaw.

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Guh GAW!

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Guh GAW!

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Guh-gaw, guh-gaw,
guh guh-guh-guh-gaw.

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Puh paw.

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Puh paw.

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Puh PAW!

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Puh-paw, puh-paw,
puh puh-puh-puh-paw.

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In the audiobook production system

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listeners will often leave reviews

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on the narrator's performance.

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These reviews can affect

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the sales of the book

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and also

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whether the narrator is hired again.

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Jaw, you're sounding really good.

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Thanks, Patty.

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I really feel the difference

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in my head tones.

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Anything else you want to work on?

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We have 10 more minutes.

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Well, actually, there was.

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So...

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I was looking over my

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reviews the other day

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You know better than to read reviews.

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I know. Normally, I wouldn’t even care

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but this one, it really--

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I don't know, I kind of pride myself

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when it comes to the steamy parts.

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It's your bread and butter.

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Well, thank you.

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But this reviewer said...

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well here, let me just read it to you.

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The narration of the sex
scenes ruined the book.

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Apparently, the narrator's
take on seduction

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is like a grandma bribing
children with cookies.

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And when she got to the orgasm

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she might as well have been
reading a shopping list

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Would give it zero stars if I could.

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A grandma bribing children?

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They’re obviously a troll.

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Do you think we could

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work on

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Well, could we work on my...

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Well, specifically my...

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um...

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Your “O” sounds?

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Yeah.

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Maybe I need some new tricks.

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Of course.

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Well

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for me

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the orgasm is all about

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varying the vowels.

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Huh.

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Everyone always wants to go

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straight for the “O.”

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The...

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"ooooooooh."

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But

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that leaves four

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perfectly good sounds

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off the table.

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Let's start with

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“A.”

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"A."

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"A."

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Deeper.

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From your ovaries.

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"A."

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Better.

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Now “E”

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in repetition.

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E, E, E, E.

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E, E, E, E.

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I, I, I!

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I, I, I!

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Okay, good.

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And finally

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the most deadly tool

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in your erotic arsenal

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"U"

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It is

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the pièce de résistance.

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Really?

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"Uuuuu…"

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"Uuuuu…"

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Now, all together.

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Almost there, Jaw. Almost there.

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Do the last one again!

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Like that, Patty? Am I getting it?

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Uuuuuuuu

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Keep going. Almost there.

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How is it?

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So good!

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Yes!

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And

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you can play with

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tempo, pitch, volume

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with every vowel.

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You don't think it's a bit much?

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Jasalyn

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your listeners

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want

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a bit much.

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Fair enough.

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I'll try it tonight,

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Thanks so much, Patty.

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O god.

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E god.

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I god.

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Yes

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Yes

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Yes

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Again?

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She felt his

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majestic magnetic cock

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pulsing

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ripping her orgasm out of her.

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Oh, Jake.

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Oh

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Jake.

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Ooooh Jake.

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Jake?

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What happened to Patty?

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Oh!

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A!

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E!

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I!

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O!

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U!

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Ooh, sorry, Jake

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but that is not

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a real orgasm.

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In the world of romance audiobooks

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Nailed it.

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everyone's a critic.

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Chapter Four.

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Jake pulled up to the yard.

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He noticed Tilly showering,

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the bathroom window open

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letting out the steam.

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He took a moment to

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sit on his motorcycle and watch her.

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He longed to be with her

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feel the touch of her skin.

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His body ached deep inside

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and he cherished this private moment

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where he could see her

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completely unaware.

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Under his breath, he whispered,

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“Good god, I love that woman.”

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His heart pounding out of his chest,

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he leaped from his motorcycle

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and bounded up the front porch steps.

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She heard his feet climbing up the stairs

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two at a time.

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She turned the water off

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and then she clutched

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her towel at her breast.

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Jake was in the door

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faster than she could even

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get the towel over her body.

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“I hope you're not planning on drying off,"

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he said gruffly,

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"cuz I'm about to make you wet.”

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"Jake! I thought you were coming on Friday."

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"Plans change.

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Now, speaking of coming..."

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Ah...

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Hey, Richard.

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Hey, Richard.

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Hey, Richard.

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Hey, Richard.

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It’s Jasalyn.

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It's Jasalyn.

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It's Jasalyn.

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Hey, I got your email.

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Hey, Richard,

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can I call you Dick?

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Oh my gosh, I'd love to talk shop.

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Oh, I’d love to go out for a drink.

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Talk shop.

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I’d love to go on a date with you.

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Talk romance?

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Since we are playing love interests,

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and we read complementing sex scenes...

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"Complementing sex scenes."

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Complementing sex scenes.

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I am a human.

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Take me out to dinner.

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I like to drink.

297
00:14:27.830 --> 00:14:28.830
Hey, Richard.

298
00:14:28.830 --> 00:14:29.460
Hey.

299
00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:31.250
I got your email.

300
00:14:31.630 --> 00:14:32.460
Hey.

301
00:14:34.040 --> 00:14:34.920
Ooh, red.

302
00:14:36.420 --> 00:14:37.310
We could...

303
00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:38.940
...have a drink.

304
00:14:40.220 --> 00:14:41.250
Talk romance.

305
00:14:42.800 --> 00:14:45.850
♪  I don't want to be a loser  ♪

306
00:14:45.850 --> 00:14:47.650
♪  Just another good girl  ♪

307
00:14:47.650 --> 00:14:50.310
♪  you use to get anything you want  ♪

308
00:14:50.570 --> 00:14:53.540
♪  Trick my heart but I know better  ♪

309
00:14:53.540 --> 00:14:55.540
♪  than to be maneuvered  ♪

310
00:14:55.740 --> 00:14:58.370
♪  and let you ditch me when you're done  ♪

311
00:15:06.660 --> 00:15:07.680
Hey, Richard.

312
00:15:08.160 --> 00:15:08.830
Hi.

313
00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:12.320
Hey, Richard.

314
00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:14.240
It's Jasalyn.

315
00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:16.110
You can call me Jaw.

316
00:15:16.460 --> 00:15:18.250
I do not have a jaw at that angle.

317
00:15:19.760 --> 00:15:21.600
Oh, that's good. Yeah.

318
00:16:04.720 --> 00:16:06.390
Tonight!

319
00:16:06.390 --> 00:16:08.820
Things are heating up in the villa,

320
00:16:08.820 --> 00:16:11.770
when new lads are introduced to the mix

321
00:16:11.770 --> 00:16:14.100
and nobody can find their clothes!

322
00:16:29.240 --> 00:16:30.450
Richard, hi.

323
00:16:31.370 --> 00:16:32.830
Hi. You called me?

324
00:16:34.390 --> 00:16:35.580
Yeah, I did.

325
00:16:36.830 --> 00:16:37.710
What’s up?

326
00:16:39.920 --> 00:16:41.570
I got your email and...

327
00:16:41.980 --> 00:16:43.630
And I was wondering...

328
00:16:44.340 --> 00:16:45.220
Oh no.

329
00:16:45.970 --> 00:16:47.340
Are you missing a tooth?

330
00:16:48.430 --> 00:16:48.850
What?

331
00:16:50.220 --> 00:16:50.970
Oh.

332
00:16:53.330 --> 00:16:54.140
I was just...

333
00:16:55.020 --> 00:16:56.150
...eating some chocolate.

334
00:16:56.980 --> 00:16:57.670
Oh, man.

335
00:16:58.440 --> 00:16:59.840
Thought you were gonna say you can't record

336
00:16:59.840 --> 00:17:01.520
because you lost a bridge or something.

337
00:17:02.190 --> 00:17:03.650
No, I have all my teeth.

338
00:17:04.610 --> 00:17:06.090
I was just eating

339
00:17:08.030 --> 00:17:08.700
some cake.

340
00:17:12.540 --> 00:17:13.520
So...

341
00:17:14.120 --> 00:17:14.790
what’s up?

342
00:17:17.250 --> 00:17:17.960
Well...

343
00:17:19.130 --> 00:17:20.290
I got your email

344
00:17:21.070 --> 00:17:21.830
Yeah...?

345
00:17:22.410 --> 00:17:24.230
And I was

346
00:17:25.450 --> 00:17:26.720
wondering

347
00:17:28.660 --> 00:17:29.610
Yes?

348
00:17:29.970 --> 00:17:31.440
I was wondering

349
00:17:32.110 --> 00:17:33.170
Um...

350
00:17:48.080 --> 00:17:49.250
Um...

351
00:17:50.170 --> 00:17:51.210
how you were pronouncing

352
00:17:51.210 --> 00:17:52.330
the main guy's name.

353
00:17:54.090 --> 00:17:54.830
Jake?

354
00:17:57.130 --> 00:17:58.970
Yeah, Jake.

355
00:18:01.370 --> 00:18:02.670
How else would you say it?

356
00:18:03.370 --> 00:18:04.670
Uh...

357
00:18:06.110 --> 00:18:06.880
Jock?

358
00:18:08.260 --> 00:18:08.960
Jock?

359
00:18:09.840 --> 00:18:10.890
So Jake?

360
00:18:12.010 --> 00:18:12.720
Jake.

361
00:18:13.100 --> 00:18:15.680
Cool. That's how I was doing it.

362
00:18:16.560 --> 00:18:17.550
And thanks so much

363
00:18:17.550 --> 00:18:18.940
for getting me this book.

364
00:18:18.940 --> 00:18:20.770
I’m a huge romance fan.

365
00:18:20.770 --> 00:18:21.750
You might say

366
00:18:22.940 --> 00:18:24.560
romance is kind of my thing.

367
00:18:25.360 --> 00:18:25.900
Oh.

368
00:18:26.900 --> 00:18:27.660
Cool.

369
00:18:28.700 --> 00:18:29.240
Well.

370
00:18:29.910 --> 00:18:30.640
I gotta go.

371
00:18:30.780 --> 00:18:32.700
Okay. bye.

372
00:18:35.290 --> 00:18:37.050
"Romance is kind of my thing?"

373
00:18:42.310 --> 00:18:43.920
Romance is kind of my thing.

374
00:18:45.430 --> 00:18:48.010
I'm just real romantic.

375
00:18:48.840 --> 00:18:49.680
Queen Romance.

376
00:18:51.370 --> 00:18:52.590
With chocolate all over my teeth.

377
00:19:07.490 --> 00:19:09.010
What the fuck is that sound?

378
00:19:34.420 --> 00:19:35.070
Hello.

379
00:19:35.070 --> 00:19:37.200
No one is available to take your call.

380
00:19:37.980 --> 00:19:39.440
Hey, Mr. Patino.

381
00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:41.690
It's Jasalyn in Apartment 205.

382
00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:43.600
I'm calling because there's this

383
00:19:43.600 --> 00:19:44.510
weird motor sound

384
00:19:44.510 --> 00:19:46.100
that I'm hearing like all night.

385
00:19:46.100 --> 00:19:47.590
I think it's coming from the new guy

386
00:19:47.590 --> 00:19:48.850
that just moved in,

387
00:19:49.060 --> 00:19:49.890
So...

388
00:19:49.890 --> 00:19:51.260
I'm wondering if you could

389
00:19:51.260 --> 00:19:52.520
talk to him or

390
00:19:52.520 --> 00:19:53.910
figure out what's going on.

391
00:19:54.450 --> 00:19:55.440
Uh, thanks.

392
00:19:55.710 --> 00:19:56.230
Bye.

393
00:20:01.200 --> 00:20:02.390
"How dare you?"

394
00:20:03.200 --> 00:20:05.890
Katia slapped Tilly across the face.

395
00:20:05.890 --> 00:20:07.160
Jake grabbed her,

396
00:20:07.160 --> 00:20:08.710
her shoulders now exposed.

397
00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:11.460
With his firm grip on her waist,

398
00:20:19.300 --> 00:20:21.490
With his firm grip on her waist,

399
00:20:21.490 --> 00:20:22.930
Jake pushed her out of the room

400
00:20:22.930 --> 00:20:23.790
and shut the door.

401
00:20:24.550 --> 00:20:25.580
"Calm down."

402
00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:28.050
"She is on my last nerve."

403
00:20:28.620 --> 00:20:29.410
"I know.

404
00:20:29.790 --> 00:20:31.250
Take a deep breath

405
00:20:31.250 --> 00:20:32.400
and let's see if we can't

406
00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:34.500
do something to settle those nerves."

407
00:20:35.500 --> 00:20:37.460
His calloused hands slid up

408
00:20:46.170 --> 00:20:47.910
His calloused hands slid

409
00:20:54.810 --> 00:20:56.260
His calloused hand

410
00:21:02.700 --> 00:21:04.620
Jasalyn is not the type to confront.

411
00:21:04.800 --> 00:21:06.270
She hates confrontation.

412
00:21:06.610 --> 00:21:07.800
She thinks maybe she can wait

413
00:21:07.800 --> 00:21:09.090
for the music to stop.

414
00:21:11.670 --> 00:21:12.590
No.

415
00:21:12.590 --> 00:21:14.260
It's time to face the music.

416
00:21:14.260 --> 00:21:16.170
Guess I gotta put on a bra...

417
00:21:20.750 --> 00:21:21.980
Ah, fuck it.

418
00:21:50.330 --> 00:21:51.120
Hi.

419
00:21:51.120 --> 00:21:52.910
I am your downstairs neighbor.

420
00:21:52.910 --> 00:21:53.500
Oh.

421
00:21:58.130 --> 00:21:59.040
Oh.

422
00:22:00.090 --> 00:22:01.300
I'm Larry, it's

423
00:22:01.300 --> 00:22:02.090
nice to meet you.

424
00:22:02.090 --> 00:22:03.800
Jasalyn. So...

425
00:22:05.340 --> 00:22:06.380
I work from home.

426
00:22:06.930 --> 00:22:08.260
Must be nice to work in your robe.

427
00:22:08.470 --> 00:22:10.050
Yeah, not having to get dressed

428
00:22:10.050 --> 00:22:11.220
is an added perk.

429
00:22:11.510 --> 00:22:13.100
You know, I uh...

430
00:22:13.100 --> 00:22:13.890
I think I heard you working

431
00:22:13.890 --> 00:22:14.890
when I was moving in.

432
00:22:15.270 --> 00:22:15.810
Oh.

433
00:22:15.810 --> 00:22:17.770
I didn't realize I could be heard up here.

434
00:22:17.770 --> 00:22:18.230
Well

435
00:22:18.230 --> 00:22:19.730
the apartment was completely empty

436
00:22:19.730 --> 00:22:21.270
so I think sound carries more.

437
00:22:21.270 --> 00:22:23.400
and it was really only during the

438
00:22:23.600 --> 00:22:24.770
Oh, yes!

439
00:22:25.250 --> 00:22:26.200
Oh!

440
00:22:27.240 --> 00:22:28.780
Peak moments.

441
00:22:29.110 --> 00:22:31.990
I do really get into the role playing of it all.

442
00:22:31.990 --> 00:22:34.330
Jasalyn is unaware that Larry believes

443
00:22:34.330 --> 00:22:35.580
she is a prostitute.

444
00:22:35.580 --> 00:22:37.750
Which is actually why I'm here.

445
00:22:37.750 --> 00:22:38.960
I had to stop because

446
00:22:38.960 --> 00:22:41.290
I could hear you playing an instrument.

447
00:22:41.670 --> 00:22:42.920
Oh, my ukulele.

448
00:22:43.250 --> 00:22:44.550
Yeah, you were playing

449
00:22:44.550 --> 00:22:45.760
right above where I work.

450
00:22:46.130 --> 00:22:47.550
Oh, well, uh...

451
00:22:47.800 --> 00:22:48.380
Why don't you show me

452
00:22:48.380 --> 00:22:49.010
where you're working

453
00:22:49.010 --> 00:22:50.470
and then I can make sure I'm

454
00:22:50.930 --> 00:22:52.010
you know, I’m

455
00:22:52.010 --> 00:22:52.760
not there.

456
00:22:53.010 --> 00:22:53.930
Oh!

457
00:22:53.930 --> 00:22:55.310
Yeah, that'd be great.

458
00:22:56.000 --> 00:22:58.020
[closet door sliding[

459
00:22:58.310 --> 00:23:00.150
In the closet? Really?

460
00:23:00.150 --> 00:23:00.980
Yeah.

461
00:23:00.980 --> 00:23:02.520
A lot of people do it in the closet.

462
00:23:02.900 --> 00:23:04.780
It's kind of an industry standard now.

463
00:23:04.780 --> 00:23:06.440
Oh, I didn't realize.

464
00:23:06.860 --> 00:23:08.700
Yeah, I wouldn't think you would.

465
00:23:11.660 --> 00:23:13.240
So do you do it like...

466
00:23:13.240 --> 00:23:14.160
every day?

467
00:23:14.910 --> 00:23:16.290
Yeah, pretty much.

468
00:23:16.290 --> 00:23:18.040
I mean, there's always dry spells,

469
00:23:18.040 --> 00:23:19.540
but for the most part, every day.

470
00:23:19.790 --> 00:23:20.710
Wow.

471
00:23:21.540 --> 00:23:22.710
I hope it's good money.

472
00:23:22.840 --> 00:23:24.090
It depends on the rate.

473
00:23:24.460 --> 00:23:25.250
And the book.

474
00:23:25.590 --> 00:23:27.010
You mean how long they book you for?

475
00:23:27.260 --> 00:23:28.050
Kind of.

476
00:23:28.050 --> 00:23:28.670
I mean, there's

477
00:23:28.670 --> 00:23:31.180
usually a general schedule but

478
00:23:31.180 --> 00:23:33.140
it takes as long as it takes, you know?

479
00:23:33.140 --> 00:23:35.060
I'm paid by the hour, so

480
00:23:35.060 --> 00:23:36.680
I try to go as slow, you know.

481
00:23:36.680 --> 00:23:37.310
really

482
00:23:37.310 --> 00:23:38.270
milk it out.

483
00:23:40.480 --> 00:23:40.980
Oh.

484
00:23:41.310 --> 00:23:43.230
But when it's a really long one

485
00:23:43.230 --> 00:23:44.440
my throat gets really sore

486
00:23:44.440 --> 00:23:45.570
and I have to take breaks.

487
00:23:47.400 --> 00:23:47.900
Oh.

488
00:23:48.940 --> 00:23:49.700
That's

489
00:23:49.700 --> 00:23:51.110
brave of you to share.

490
00:23:51.530 --> 00:23:52.200
Well, it's like that

491
00:23:52.200 --> 00:23:53.660
with every profession, right?

492
00:23:53.660 --> 00:23:54.620
Gotta take breaks.

493
00:23:54.620 --> 00:23:55.910
Uh, yeah, I uh...

494
00:23:57.370 --> 00:23:58.500
I take breaks too.

495
00:24:00.660 --> 00:24:02.040
Is that an air mattress?

496
00:24:02.040 --> 00:24:03.210
Yeah.

497
00:24:04.380 --> 00:24:05.920
I've tried all kinds of beds

498
00:24:05.920 --> 00:24:07.380
and this keeps me the coolest.

499
00:24:07.380 --> 00:24:07.920
Also

500
00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:09.460
it's super easy to clean off.

501
00:24:09.460 --> 00:24:10.170
You just

502
00:24:10.170 --> 00:24:11.720
take it outside and hose it off.

503
00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:13.340
You might find that useful.

504
00:24:14.050 --> 00:24:14.850
Why?

505
00:24:16.510 --> 00:24:17.220
Um.

506
00:24:17.970 --> 00:24:18.890
Hygiene?

507
00:24:20.520 --> 00:24:21.100
Oh.

508
00:24:21.350 --> 00:24:21.980
And yeah

509
00:24:21.980 --> 00:24:22.690
people complain about

510
00:24:22.690 --> 00:24:23.690
them losing air?

511
00:24:23.690 --> 00:24:24.520
But I just leave

512
00:24:24.520 --> 00:24:25.940
the motor running all night.

513
00:24:26.540 --> 00:24:29.340
Allll niiiiight

514
00:24:29.860 --> 00:24:30.570
And what’s great is

515
00:24:30.570 --> 00:24:32.200
I don’t need a white noise machine

516
00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:33.700
because you're hearing the motor.

517
00:24:33.700 --> 00:24:34.660
I can't hear a thing.

518
00:24:34.660 --> 00:24:35.870
You could be screaming in your apartment

519
00:24:35.870 --> 00:24:37.530
and I wouldn't hear anything.

520
00:24:38.700 --> 00:24:40.620
Yeah, it's

521
00:24:40.620 --> 00:24:41.460
pretty loud.

522
00:24:41.460 --> 00:24:42.410
You know, before I started

523
00:24:42.410 --> 00:24:43.750
using this air mattress strategy

524
00:24:43.750 --> 00:24:45.920
I had a really bad sleep disorder.

525
00:24:46.340 --> 00:24:47.340
But this has cured it.

526
00:24:47.630 --> 00:24:48.670
Cured it completely.

527
00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:49.590
Overnight.

528
00:24:49.590 --> 00:24:51.010
I was on a CPAP machine,

529
00:24:51.010 --> 00:24:52.170
I was taking blood thinners,

530
00:24:52.170 --> 00:24:53.510
I was doing blood thickeners.

531
00:24:53.680 --> 00:24:54.680
Nothing worked

532
00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:55.840
except this air mattress.

533
00:24:56.970 --> 00:24:58.010
It's the best.

534
00:25:01.850 --> 00:25:02.640
Well...

535
00:25:02.980 --> 00:25:05.520
You got the gist of where I work

536
00:25:05.520 --> 00:25:06.270
and

537
00:25:06.980 --> 00:25:08.480
where I need it quiet.

538
00:25:08.610 --> 00:25:09.110
Yes.

539
00:25:09.110 --> 00:25:10.480
Yes, and thank you for being direct.

540
00:25:10.480 --> 00:25:11.530
I really appreciate it.

541
00:25:11.690 --> 00:25:12.280
Yeah.

542
00:25:12.610 --> 00:25:13.650
Of course.

543
00:25:13.650 --> 00:25:14.780
I like keeping it real.

544
00:25:14.910 --> 00:25:15.570
Totally.

545
00:25:15.950 --> 00:25:16.780
Hold on.

546
00:25:21.450 --> 00:25:22.020
Uh...

547
00:25:22.580 --> 00:25:23.910
Mr. Patino, hi.

548
00:25:27.130 --> 00:25:28.290
Oh, really?

549
00:25:29.170 --> 00:25:29.920
Someone complained

550
00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:30.800
about a motor noise

551
00:25:30.800 --> 00:25:32.420
coming from my apartment.

552
00:25:33.130 --> 00:25:34.010
Okay.

553
00:25:34.010 --> 00:25:35.300
Thanks for letting me know.

554
00:25:40.600 --> 00:25:41.060
Well

555
00:25:41.060 --> 00:25:43.050
I should get back to work.

556
00:25:51.980 --> 00:25:53.150
His calloused hands

557
00:25:53.150 --> 00:25:54.440
slid up to her shoulders.

558
00:25:54.740 --> 00:25:56.150
Her heart was pounding.

559
00:25:56.530 --> 00:25:57.410
She breathed in slow

560
00:26:07.460 --> 00:26:07.870
Hey.

561
00:26:07.870 --> 00:26:08.920
you're still playing your music

562
00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:09.790
right above me.

563
00:26:10.920 --> 00:26:11.920
Well.

564
00:26:12.300 --> 00:26:14.090
As long as it's not my air mattress,

565
00:26:14.090 --> 00:26:15.670
I don't see what the problem is.

566
00:26:16.010 --> 00:26:16.260
What?

567
00:26:18.090 --> 00:26:19.260
I know it was you.

568
00:26:19.890 --> 00:26:21.350
You don't know it was me.

569
00:26:21.350 --> 00:26:22.890
That motor is really loud.

570
00:26:22.890 --> 00:26:24.220
I'm sure everybody hears it.

571
00:26:24.600 --> 00:26:25.140
And by "everyone"

572
00:26:25.140 --> 00:26:26.390
you mean your client.

573
00:26:26.810 --> 00:26:27.480
Listen

574
00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:29.310
I cannot be delayed anymore.

575
00:26:29.310 --> 00:26:30.610
Can you please play your music

576
00:26:30.610 --> 00:26:31.940
in the other room please?

577
00:26:31.940 --> 00:26:33.030
Why don't you do your work

578
00:26:33.030 --> 00:26:33.690
in the other room?

579
00:26:33.690 --> 00:26:34.480
I can't.

580
00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:35.240
Right. Sure.

581
00:26:35.240 --> 00:26:36.530
Larry, do you have any idea

582
00:26:36.530 --> 00:26:37.820
how sensitive my mic is?

583
00:26:37.820 --> 00:26:38.820
It picks up everything.

584
00:26:39.280 --> 00:26:39.950
Your mic?

585
00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:41.200
For the recording.

586
00:26:42.780 --> 00:26:43.700
You're recording?

587
00:26:44.120 --> 00:26:44.700
Yeah!

588
00:26:44.950 --> 00:26:46.290
I thought you were...

589
00:26:47.410 --> 00:26:48.580
You know, doing it live.

590
00:26:48.790 --> 00:26:49.210
What?

591
00:26:49.370 --> 00:26:49.960
No.

592
00:26:50.290 --> 00:26:51.210
How would that even work?

593
00:26:51.210 --> 00:26:52.500
Well... I don't know.

594
00:26:52.500 --> 00:26:53.960
Larry is now under the assumption

595
00:26:53.960 --> 00:26:55.880
that Jasalyn is what is known as

596
00:26:55.880 --> 00:26:56.760
a "camgirl."

597
00:26:57.090 --> 00:26:58.300
a video performer

598
00:26:58.300 --> 00:27:00.140
who does erotic acts online

599
00:27:00.140 --> 00:27:01.090
such as stripping,

600
00:27:01.090 --> 00:27:02.050
masturbation,

601
00:27:02.050 --> 00:27:03.100
or provocative gyrating

602
00:27:03.100 --> 00:27:04.140
in exchange for money.

603
00:27:04.600 --> 00:27:05.770
So you’re alone down there?

604
00:27:06.310 --> 00:27:07.600
Of course I'm alone.

605
00:27:07.600 --> 00:27:08.440
Don't you know anything?

606
00:27:08.440 --> 00:27:09.230
Well, not about that.

607
00:27:09.230 --> 00:27:10.440
I’ve never bought one.

608
00:27:10.770 --> 00:27:11.980
Well, you should be grateful

609
00:27:11.980 --> 00:27:12.860
you don't have to.

610
00:27:12.860 --> 00:27:13.730
Nobody has to.

611
00:27:13.730 --> 00:27:14.440
Uh...

612
00:27:14.440 --> 00:27:16.650
what about people with disabilities, Larry?

613
00:27:16.650 --> 00:27:17.650
Blind people.

614
00:27:17.650 --> 00:27:18.650
You ever think about that?

615
00:27:18.990 --> 00:27:19.650
No.

616
00:27:19.820 --> 00:27:20.780
Well, think about that, Larry.

617
00:27:21.030 --> 00:27:22.950
The next time you want to interrupt my work

618
00:27:22.950 --> 00:27:24.790
think about all those blind people.

619
00:27:25.080 --> 00:27:26.620
You're not hurting me, Larry.

620
00:27:26.620 --> 00:27:27.580
You're hurting them.

621
00:27:27.700 --> 00:27:28.040
Fine

622
00:27:28.040 --> 00:27:29.540
I'll play my ukulele in the other room.

623
00:27:29.750 --> 00:27:30.370
Thank you.

624
00:27:30.370 --> 00:27:32.040
Thank you on behalf of all those in need.

625
00:27:32.770 --> 00:27:34.370
Jesus, give a girl a webcam and

626
00:27:34.370 --> 00:27:36.370
and she thinks she's Mother Theresa

627
00:27:36.800 --> 00:27:38.000
“You're not hurting me, Larry”

628
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:39.080
"you're hurting them."

629
00:27:39.620 --> 00:27:40.250
Yeah.

630
00:27:40.250 --> 00:27:41.310
That was a good one.

631
00:27:41.310 --> 00:27:42.420
You put him in his place.

632
00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:46.340
Wait, a webcam girl for the blind?

633
00:27:56.600 --> 00:27:58.430
In the audiobook production system

634
00:27:58.430 --> 00:28:00.270
there are two types of narrators.

635
00:28:02.060 --> 00:28:02.650
and those that sometimes venture out
Those that are strictly behind a mic

636
00:28:02.650 --> 00:28:03.390
and those that sometimes venture out

637
00:28:03.390 --> 00:28:04.810
and get in front of the camera.

638
00:28:05.350 --> 00:28:06.440
These are their stories.

639
00:28:06.770 --> 00:28:07.690
Hey!

640
00:28:07.770 --> 00:28:08.690
Hi.

641
00:28:08.730 --> 00:28:09.820
I like your setup.

642
00:28:10.570 --> 00:28:12.110
Thank you so much for helping me.

643
00:28:12.110 --> 00:28:14.570
I haven't done a self tape audition in forever.

644
00:28:14.570 --> 00:28:15.570
I'm really nervous.

645
00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:17.450
You're reading General Knox

646
00:28:17.450 --> 00:28:19.370
who I think is George Clooney?

647
00:28:19.660 --> 00:28:21.080
They haven't announced it officially yet

648
00:28:21.080 --> 00:28:22.910
but that seems to be the part that he would play.

649
00:28:22.910 --> 00:28:24.790
Oh my God, that's so exciting.

650
00:28:25.370 --> 00:28:27.080
Do you want to just jump in?

651
00:28:27.080 --> 00:28:29.210
Should I point once I hit record?

652
00:28:29.210 --> 00:28:31.210
Yeah, just give me a “one, two,” and point.

653
00:28:31.670 --> 00:28:33.800
Like, "one, two, three, action!"

654
00:28:33.800 --> 00:28:37.100
Yeah, but don't say the three, or action.

655
00:28:38.970 --> 00:28:39.680
Oh.

656
00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:41.310
Just say “one, two,” point.

657
00:28:41.970 --> 00:28:43.140
Like one, two

658
00:28:43.140 --> 00:28:43.770
point.

659
00:28:44.020 --> 00:28:44.770
Don't say “point.”

660
00:28:45.190 --> 00:28:45.850
Obviously.

661
00:28:46.230 --> 00:28:47.560
And let me know when you hit record.

662
00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:51.110
All right. Hitting record.

663
00:28:51.230 --> 00:28:52.440
No, say “rolling.”

664
00:28:53.150 --> 00:28:53.650
Rolling?

665
00:28:53.650 --> 00:28:54.650
When you hit record.

666
00:28:54.820 --> 00:28:55.320
Well

667
00:28:55.490 --> 00:28:57.280
say rolling and then

668
00:28:57.280 --> 00:28:58.030
hit record.

669
00:28:59.580 --> 00:29:00.280
Should I stop it?

670
00:29:00.530 --> 00:29:01.250
Yes.

671
00:29:04.080 --> 00:29:05.000
Rolling

672
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:05.500
One

673
00:29:05.500 --> 00:29:05.830
Oh

674
00:29:05.830 --> 00:29:07.120
but don't hit the button

675
00:29:07.120 --> 00:29:07.960
and then say “one,”

676
00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:08.960
hit the button on “two.”

677
00:29:10.540 --> 00:29:12.210
So say “rolling, one,”

678
00:29:12.590 --> 00:29:13.880
...hit record as you say “two,”

679
00:29:13.880 --> 00:29:15.050
and then point.

680
00:29:15.930 --> 00:29:17.260
Oh, okay.

681
00:29:18.590 --> 00:29:19.550
Rolling...

682
00:29:19.800 --> 00:29:20.550
one...

683
00:29:21.100 --> 00:29:21.720
two...

684
00:29:23.470 --> 00:29:24.140
Hi.

685
00:29:24.140 --> 00:29:25.730
I am Carly Sloan

686
00:29:25.730 --> 00:29:26.810
and I am reading

687
00:29:27.980 --> 00:29:29.190
I'm going to try that again.

688
00:29:32.190 --> 00:29:33.400
Okay.

689
00:29:33.730 --> 00:29:35.820
Rolling. One, two.

690
00:29:37.530 --> 00:29:38.240
Hi.

691
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:39.410
I am Carly Sloan

692
00:29:39.410 --> 00:29:41.280
and I am reading for scientist

693
00:29:41.280 --> 00:29:41.990
number three

694
00:29:42.700 --> 00:29:43.660
When will we know

695
00:29:43.660 --> 00:29:45.330
if the treatment is usable?

696
00:29:47.500 --> 00:29:48.710
Are you gonna do it like that?

697
00:29:48.750 --> 00:29:49.420
Yeah, that's like

698
00:29:49.420 --> 00:29:50.960
one of my best guy voices.

699
00:29:51.500 --> 00:29:52.170
Uh-huh.

700
00:29:52.800 --> 00:29:53.960
Maybe just take it down a notch.

701
00:29:54.420 --> 00:29:55.340
Like smaller?

702
00:29:55.460 --> 00:29:56.340
Much smaller.

703
00:29:56.800 --> 00:29:57.380
I can do that.

704
00:29:57.760 --> 00:29:58.300
Okay.

705
00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:01.220
Rolling. One, two...

706
00:30:01.930 --> 00:30:03.600
Hi. I'm Carly Sloan,

707
00:30:03.600 --> 00:30:04.430
and I am reading

708
00:30:04.430 --> 00:30:05.890
for Scientist Number 3.

709
00:30:07.060 --> 00:30:07.730
When will we know

710
00:30:07.730 --> 00:30:09.020
if the treatment is usable?

711
00:30:09.810 --> 00:30:11.110
Dr. Erickson reported

712
00:30:11.110 --> 00:30:12.310
the dodecahedron

713
00:30:13.980 --> 00:30:15.530
Should I wear my glasses, do you think?

714
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:17.740
Oh, ‘cause she's a scientist.

715
00:30:17.950 --> 00:30:18.610
Yeah.

716
00:30:18.610 --> 00:30:19.530
Definitely. Yeah.

717
00:30:20.030 --> 00:30:20.740
Great idea.

718
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:26.620
Go for it.

719
00:30:26.790 --> 00:30:29.370
Okay. Rolling. One, two...

720
00:30:30.540 --> 00:30:32.460
Hi. I'm Carly Sloan

721
00:30:32.460 --> 00:30:33.540
Wait, cut.

722
00:30:33.750 --> 00:30:34.800
Why don't you

723
00:30:34.800 --> 00:30:35.920
put the glasses on

724
00:30:35.920 --> 00:30:36.920
after the intro

725
00:30:36.920 --> 00:30:37.840
so it's like

726
00:30:37.840 --> 00:30:39.300
"Hi, Carly Sloan."

727
00:30:39.300 --> 00:30:39.970
"How you doing?"

728
00:30:39.970 --> 00:30:41.510
and then boom.

729
00:30:41.510 --> 00:30:43.010
Serious Mrs. Science Woman.

730
00:30:43.010 --> 00:30:43.890
Ooh, I like that.

731
00:30:43.890 --> 00:30:44.180
Yeah?

732
00:30:44.180 --> 00:30:45.390
Yeah, that's good. Okay.

733
00:30:46.140 --> 00:30:48.140
Rolling. One, two.

734
00:30:48.730 --> 00:30:49.980
Hi. I’m Carly Sloan

735
00:30:49.980 --> 00:30:50.640
and I am reading

736
00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:52.020
for Scientist Number 3.

737
00:30:52.270 --> 00:30:52.980
When will we know

738
00:30:52.980 --> 00:30:54.020
if the treatment is usable?

739
00:30:54.360 --> 00:30:55.480
Dr. Erickson reported

740
00:30:55.480 --> 00:30:56.440
that the dodecahedron

741
00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:57.400
mass collider trials

742
00:30:57.400 --> 00:30:58.110
led to unexpected

743
00:30:58.110 --> 00:30:59.240
geometric sequencing.

744
00:30:59.610 --> 00:31:00.650
So we don't know.

745
00:31:01.820 --> 00:31:02.450
Great.

746
00:31:03.280 --> 00:31:04.330
I think I can do better.

747
00:31:04.330 --> 00:31:04.870
Okay.

748
00:31:05.530 --> 00:31:07.410
Rolling. One, two.

749
00:31:07.950 --> 00:31:09.710
Hi. I'm Carly Sloan

750
00:31:09.710 --> 00:31:10.460
and I am reading

751
00:31:10.460 --> 00:31:12.040
for Scientist Number 3.

752
00:31:12.920 --> 00:31:13.460
When will we know

753
00:31:13.460 --> 00:31:14.630
if the treatment is usable?

754
00:31:14.790 --> 00:31:15.840
Dr. Erickson reported

755
00:31:15.840 --> 00:31:16.630
the dodecahedron

756
00:31:16.630 --> 00:31:17.590
mass collider trials

757
00:31:17.590 --> 00:31:19.470
led to unexpected geometric sequencing.

758
00:31:19.800 --> 00:31:20.720
So we don't show.

759
00:31:21.430 --> 00:31:22.260
Oh, shit.

760
00:31:22.260 --> 00:31:22.840
It's okay.

761
00:31:22.840 --> 00:31:23.590
We don't "know."

762
00:31:23.590 --> 00:31:24.350
One more time.

763
00:31:24.550 --> 00:31:25.260
I'm Carly Sloan--

764
00:31:25.260 --> 00:31:26.720
Wait... I gotta count you in.

765
00:31:26.720 --> 00:31:27.470
Ah, right.

766
00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:29.480
Rolling. One, two.

767
00:31:30.270 --> 00:31:31.350
Hi.

768
00:31:31.350 --> 00:31:31.810
Hello.

769
00:31:31.810 --> 00:31:32.140
Hi.

770
00:31:32.140 --> 00:31:33.100
Hello. I'm Carly Sloan.

771
00:31:33.100 --> 00:31:34.020
I'm Carly Sloan.

772
00:31:34.020 --> 00:31:35.690
I'm Carly Sloan, and I am auditioning

773
00:31:35.690 --> 00:31:36.610
and I am reading

774
00:31:36.610 --> 00:31:38.360
and I am auditioning for Scientist 3.

775
00:31:38.360 --> 00:31:40.110
dodecahedron mass collider trials

776
00:31:40.110 --> 00:31:41.780
led to unexpected geometric sequencing.

777
00:31:41.780 --> 00:31:42.990
geometric sequencing.

778
00:31:42.990 --> 00:31:44.820
led to unexpected geometric sequencing.

779
00:31:44.820 --> 00:31:47.500
unexpected geometric sequencing.

780
00:31:49.450 --> 00:31:50.410
So we... don't know.

781
00:31:50.410 --> 00:31:52.920
So we don't know.

782
00:31:54.380 --> 00:31:55.540
So we don't know.

783
00:31:57.750 --> 00:31:58.880
And cut!

784
00:31:59.420 --> 00:32:00.380
That was great!

785
00:32:00.380 --> 00:32:00.840
Yeah?

786
00:32:00.840 --> 00:32:02.300
Yeah, that was definitely the one.

787
00:32:02.300 --> 00:32:03.550
Here, let me show you.

788
00:32:05.220 --> 00:32:05.890
Oh, shoot.

789
00:32:06.180 --> 00:32:06.550
What?

790
00:32:07.850 --> 00:32:09.010
I didn't hit record.

791
00:32:17.230 --> 00:32:18.940
In the audiobook production system,

792
00:32:18.940 --> 00:32:21.610
there are two equally valid
approaches to narrating.

793
00:32:21.610 --> 00:32:23.070
Those that sit

794
00:32:23.070 --> 00:32:24.610
and those that stand

795
00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:28.820
Her breasts heaved with excitement.

796
00:32:39.000 --> 00:32:39.710
Hey, Mom.

797
00:32:40.170 --> 00:32:41.670
Happy birthday, honey.

798
00:32:42.300 --> 00:32:42.840
Thanks.

799
00:32:43.090 --> 00:32:44.590
Guess what I got you?

800
00:32:45.050 --> 00:32:45.930
What?

801
00:32:46.220 --> 00:32:48.100
A hemorrhoid pillow!

802
00:32:49.140 --> 00:32:50.260
But I don't have hemorrhoids.

803
00:32:50.720 --> 00:32:52.720
Yeah, but you sit all day.

804
00:32:53.270 --> 00:32:55.020
No, I stand actually.

805
00:32:55.390 --> 00:32:57.060
Well, I got it for you.

806
00:32:57.060 --> 00:32:58.440
It should arrive today.

807
00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:00.320
There's a little note for you too.

808
00:33:00.730 --> 00:33:01.360
Thanks?

809
00:33:02.190 --> 00:33:03.240
I gotta go.

810
00:33:03.240 --> 00:33:04.490
I got so much to record.

811
00:33:04.780 --> 00:33:05.700
Well...

812
00:33:05.700 --> 00:33:07.070
Call me this weekend.

813
00:33:07.070 --> 00:33:08.030
Okay. Bye.

814
00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:11.870
Larry is thinking about
his neighbor, Jasalyn.

815
00:33:11.870 --> 00:33:14.330
He would like a second chance
to make a first impression.

816
00:33:16.790 --> 00:33:17.580
What's this?

817
00:33:18.420 --> 00:33:20.250
A package with Jasalyn’s name.

818
00:33:20.670 --> 00:33:21.630
Should he deliver it?

819
00:33:22.800 --> 00:33:24.210
He would like to be a gentleman

820
00:33:24.840 --> 00:33:26.550
but he would also like to have dinner.

821
00:33:35.060 --> 00:33:37.190
Today, he's going to be a gentleman.

822
00:33:38.150 --> 00:33:40.370
Today, this is his story.

823
00:33:49.490 --> 00:33:51.120
The espresso machine sputtered

824
00:33:51.120 --> 00:33:51.910
and burbled

825
00:33:52.030 --> 00:33:53.140
and shot its milky

826
00:33:57.920 --> 00:33:59.670
The espresso machine sputtered

827
00:33:59.670 --> 00:34:00.420
and burbled

828
00:34:00.420 --> 00:34:01.380
and shot its

829
00:34:05.760 --> 00:34:07.420
The espresso machine sputtered

830
00:34:07.420 --> 00:34:08.380
and burbled

831
00:34:08.380 --> 00:34:10.180
and shot its milky load.

832
00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:21.810
Hi.

833
00:34:22.520 --> 00:34:23.440
Hi.

834
00:34:23.440 --> 00:34:25.070
I know we kind of got on the wrong foot

835
00:34:25.070 --> 00:34:27.740
and so I thought I should give you my number

836
00:34:27.740 --> 00:34:29.150
in case you're working and

837
00:34:29.150 --> 00:34:30.110
you need me to be quiet.

838
00:34:30.110 --> 00:34:32.490
Oh, that would be nice. Thanks.

839
00:34:33.370 --> 00:34:34.330
Here's my card.

840
00:34:34.740 --> 00:34:36.370
And just to show you I'm a gentleman,

841
00:34:36.370 --> 00:34:38.250
I saw you had this package downstairs

842
00:34:38.250 --> 00:34:39.250
so I brought it up.

843
00:34:47.050 --> 00:34:47.970
That's not mine.

844
00:34:48.260 --> 00:34:49.260
It has your name on it.

845
00:34:50.220 --> 00:34:51.130
Must be -

846
00:34:51.130 --> 00:34:52.300
Oh, but there's a birthday card.

847
00:34:52.300 --> 00:34:53.220
Happy birthday Jaw

848
00:34:53.220 --> 00:34:54.680
this will keep your lady parts safe

849
00:34:54.680 --> 00:34:55.930
Love, Mom.

850
00:34:56.100 --> 00:34:58.600
There is a hemorrhoid cream too.

851
00:34:58.600 --> 00:35:00.230
You can use that with the pillow.

852
00:35:07.070 --> 00:35:08.650
Should I take it back downstairs?

853
00:35:09.280 --> 00:35:10.360
No, I'll take it.

854
00:35:10.780 --> 00:35:11.610
And you know what?

855
00:35:11.610 --> 00:35:13.410
if you really want to do something nice for me

856
00:35:13.410 --> 00:35:14.950
how about turning off your air mattress

857
00:35:14.950 --> 00:35:16.410
instead of bringing me my fucking mail?

858
00:35:16.830 --> 00:35:18.370
I knew it was you that called Mr. Patino.

859
00:35:18.370 --> 00:35:20.080
I knew it was you that mwah, mwah, mwah.

860
00:35:20.080 --> 00:35:21.710
If I don’t have the motor running, I have--

861
00:35:23.330 --> 00:35:24.420
If I don't have the motor running

862
00:35:24.960 --> 00:35:26.670
I have to listen to you masturbate all night.

863
00:35:27.460 --> 00:35:27.880
What?

864
00:35:28.090 --> 00:35:28.630
What?

865
00:35:29.630 --> 00:35:31.510
Who masturbates all night?

866
00:35:31.510 --> 00:35:33.680
"Ee Jake, ah god, oh yes."

867
00:35:33.680 --> 00:35:34.300
Larry!

868
00:35:34.890 --> 00:35:36.430
I was recording an audiobook.

869
00:35:36.600 --> 00:35:36.890
What?

870
00:35:37.180 --> 00:35:38.770
I'm an audiobook narrator.

871
00:35:39.140 --> 00:35:39.980
What did you think?

872
00:35:45.650 --> 00:35:47.520
Well, I thought you were like a

873
00:35:51.610 --> 00:35:53.990
You know, like a webcam girl.

874
00:35:55.530 --> 00:35:56.990
A webcam girl?

875
00:35:56.990 --> 00:35:58.950
Do I look like a webcam girl?

876
00:36:00.200 --> 00:36:01.000
Don't answer that.

877
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:02.830
I don't know what that would look like.

878
00:36:03.120 --> 00:36:03.830
Oh, sure you don't.

879
00:36:05.630 --> 00:36:06.380
You were making a lot of

880
00:36:06.380 --> 00:36:07.170
interesting sounds

881
00:36:07.170 --> 00:36:07.920
for an audiobook.

882
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:09.300
I record romance novels.

883
00:36:09.300 --> 00:36:10.420
And then your mom's note is

884
00:36:10.420 --> 00:36:11.590
talking about your lady parts.

885
00:36:11.590 --> 00:36:12.340
Jesus Christ.

886
00:36:12.340 --> 00:36:13.840
She's always trying to embarrass me.

887
00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:15.140
Well, how was I to know?

888
00:36:15.470 --> 00:36:16.890
You are a ridiculous person

889
00:36:16.890 --> 00:36:18.430
and you sleep on an air mattress.

890
00:36:18.430 --> 00:36:19.470
I have a sleep disorder

891
00:36:19.470 --> 00:36:19.770
Great

892
00:36:19.770 --> 00:36:20.600
now the whole

893
00:36:20.600 --> 00:36:21.810
apartment complex does too.

894
00:36:21.810 --> 00:36:22.810
It’s not that loud.

895
00:36:23.060 --> 00:36:24.440
You're a pain in the ass.

896
00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:25.850
Well.

897
00:36:26.400 --> 00:36:27.980
it's a good thing I brought
up that hemorrhoid pillow.

898
00:36:31.110 --> 00:36:32.610
Jake grabbed her thick neck

899
00:36:32.610 --> 00:36:34.150
and finally had his way with her.

900
00:36:34.910 --> 00:36:37.070
She had resisted for so long

901
00:36:37.070 --> 00:36:39.370
but he could feel her courage and desire.

902
00:36:40.120 --> 00:36:41.290
So with a firm fist

903
00:37:03.480 --> 00:37:04.730
So with a firm fist

904
00:37:04.730 --> 00:37:06.520
he thrust his reins back

905
00:37:06.520 --> 00:37:09.150
and the horse jumped over the first gate.

906
00:37:09.150 --> 00:37:10.820
She flew higher than any thoroughbred

907
00:37:10.820 --> 00:37:11.860
he had ever worked with.

908
00:37:12.480 --> 00:37:13.900
The town cheered.

909
00:37:13.900 --> 00:37:16.360
Katia and Tilly exchanged a look.

910
00:37:16.360 --> 00:37:18.910
Their threesome would never be the same.

911
00:37:19.620 --> 00:37:21.910
In the romance audiobook production system

912
00:37:21.910 --> 00:37:23.580
there are two kinds of narrators.

913
00:37:23.580 --> 00:37:25.460
Those that do character voices

914
00:37:25.460 --> 00:37:26.330
and those that do not

915
00:37:26.330 --> 00:37:27.750
do character voices.

916
00:37:28.000 --> 00:37:29.170
These are their stories.

917
00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:31.290
Hey Lady, you on your way?

918
00:37:31.290 --> 00:37:32.670
Yep, I'm just taking

919
00:37:32.670 --> 00:37:34.340
the last curler out.

920
00:37:34.340 --> 00:37:34.720
Sweet.

921
00:37:34.720 --> 00:37:36.550
I got a table in the back by the fire.

922
00:37:36.550 --> 00:37:37.800
Hold on, I've got a --

923
00:37:39.680 --> 00:37:40.430
Jasalyn?

924
00:37:40.430 --> 00:37:40.970
Ah, shit.

925
00:37:40.970 --> 00:37:41.680
Hello?

926
00:37:42.430 --> 00:37:43.220
Hellooooo?

927
00:37:43.220 --> 00:37:44.180
Hey, Carly.

928
00:37:44.180 --> 00:37:45.350
Sorry about that. I --

929
00:37:47.390 --> 00:37:48.100
Hold on.

930
00:37:54.360 --> 00:37:55.190
Richard.

931
00:37:55.990 --> 00:37:56.860
Jasalyn?

932
00:37:57.240 --> 00:37:57.860
Wow.

933
00:37:58.410 --> 00:37:59.570
You actually look nice.

934
00:37:59.870 --> 00:38:01.200
Thanks, I was just going out.

935
00:38:01.620 --> 00:38:02.160
What's up?

936
00:38:02.330 --> 00:38:03.160
Good news!

937
00:38:03.160 --> 00:38:04.240
Layla just emailed.

938
00:38:04.700 --> 00:38:05.500
She wants to book us

939
00:38:05.500 --> 00:38:06.500
for the rest of the series.

940
00:38:06.500 --> 00:38:07.160
Yay!

941
00:38:07.410 --> 00:38:07.960
Double Yay.

942
00:38:08.210 --> 00:38:09.040
Two more books,

943
00:38:09.040 --> 00:38:09.830
Maybe three.

944
00:38:10.080 --> 00:38:12.040
She's not sure if it's a trilogy

945
00:38:12.040 --> 00:38:12.920
or a four-ogy.

946
00:38:13.460 --> 00:38:14.210
Four-ogy?

947
00:38:14.920 --> 00:38:15.670
Quartet.

948
00:38:16.380 --> 00:38:16.970
Whatever.

949
00:38:17.420 --> 00:38:18.090
Well, I gotta say

950
00:38:18.090 --> 00:38:19.840
I really loved your narration.

951
00:38:20.890 --> 00:38:21.800
I know.

952
00:38:21.800 --> 00:38:22.260
But...

953
00:38:22.260 --> 00:38:23.970
you don't have to listen to my chapters.

954
00:38:24.350 --> 00:38:25.390
I'm doing the proofing.

955
00:38:25.600 --> 00:38:26.930
I know, I was listening

956
00:38:26.930 --> 00:38:27.600
just in case you were

957
00:38:27.600 --> 00:38:28.890
doing any character voices.

958
00:38:29.690 --> 00:38:32.110
Yeah, I don't really do character voices.

959
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:34.020
They all pretty much sound like this.

960
00:38:34.570 --> 00:38:35.320
Sexy.

961
00:38:37.690 --> 00:38:39.320
Women are gonna swoon.

962
00:38:39.530 --> 00:38:40.240
Oh man.

963
00:38:40.660 --> 00:38:41.870
They'll do more than swoon

964
00:38:41.870 --> 00:38:43.530
if you've read my reviews.

965
00:38:43.530 --> 00:38:46.280
I'm so in love with this narrator

966
00:38:46.280 --> 00:38:49.940
Richard has a voice that was meant for sex

967
00:38:50.140 --> 00:38:53.620
Be forewarned, you might lose
some panties over his voice.

968
00:38:53.850 --> 00:38:55.500
Stock up now, ladies!

969
00:38:55.500 --> 00:38:56.760
I was signing autographs once

970
00:38:56.760 --> 00:38:58.090
at a romance convention

971
00:38:58.090 --> 00:38:59.380
and you should've heard

972
00:38:59.380 --> 00:39:00.840
what these women were saying.

973
00:39:01.720 --> 00:39:02.970
None of them were my type.

974
00:39:03.720 --> 00:39:05.140
Not anyone's type really.

975
00:39:05.140 --> 00:39:06.140
Like...

976
00:39:06.140 --> 00:39:07.810
eating bonbons in the basement

977
00:39:07.810 --> 00:39:09.180
swipe left all day type.

978
00:39:09.730 --> 00:39:10.060
But...

979
00:39:10.520 --> 00:39:11.980
at least I can give them

980
00:39:12.850 --> 00:39:14.220
This.

981
00:39:17.980 --> 00:39:20.110
So, you don't do voices?

982
00:39:21.240 --> 00:39:22.280
When you have

983
00:39:22.990 --> 00:39:23.740
"this"

984
00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:25.780
you don't need to do voices.

985
00:39:26.700 --> 00:39:28.620
Wait, do you do character voices?

986
00:39:28.910 --> 00:39:31.410
Oh, yeah, but I like doing voices.

987
00:39:31.830 --> 00:39:33.540
I have a Marilyn voice.

988
00:39:33.830 --> 00:39:36.250
"Happy birthday Mr. President."

989
00:39:36.800 --> 00:39:38.590
And I have an old lady voice,

990
00:39:38.590 --> 00:39:41.050
"Well, hello there honey."

991
00:39:41.050 --> 00:39:43.050
But if it's like a refined old lady

992
00:39:43.050 --> 00:39:44.180
then I usually do

993
00:39:44.180 --> 00:39:46.140
"Blanche from The Golden Girls."

994
00:39:46.470 --> 00:39:47.890
Can you do a bunch of accents?

995
00:39:47.890 --> 00:39:48.520
Yeah.

996
00:39:49.100 --> 00:39:49.850
"I'll meet you around"

997
00:39:49.850 --> 00:39:51.730
"the Blarney Stone for a pint."

998
00:39:51.730 --> 00:39:53.190
"I think you bloody will"

999
00:39:53.190 --> 00:39:54.440
"cuz I got good banter!"

1000
00:39:55.310 --> 00:39:57.940
"I'll gladly lift the iron curtain"

1001
00:39:58.570 --> 00:40:00.860
"if you drop the iron panties."

1002
00:40:02.650 --> 00:40:04.610
I actually had to read that in a book once.

1003
00:40:04.870 --> 00:40:06.950
One accent I can do really well

1004
00:40:06.950 --> 00:40:08.330
is a fat accent.

1005
00:40:10.910 --> 00:40:11.450
What?

1006
00:40:12.830 --> 00:40:15.040
I do a really good fat accent.

1007
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:17.170
A what accent?

1008
00:40:18.090 --> 00:40:19.300
A fat

1009
00:40:19.300 --> 00:40:20.300
accent.

1010
00:40:21.130 --> 00:40:22.380
That's not an accent.

1011
00:40:22.380 --> 00:40:23.510
Oh, it's a bunch.

1012
00:40:23.880 --> 00:40:25.590
You've got your lippy fat accent.

1013
00:40:26.300 --> 00:40:29.220
"Bring me a bowl of buttered noodles."

1014
00:40:29.560 --> 00:40:31.850
You've got your jowly fat accent.

1015
00:40:32.390 --> 00:40:34.520
"I am not a crook."

1016
00:40:34.850 --> 00:40:37.690
You've got your droopy dog fat accent.

1017
00:40:37.980 --> 00:40:39.360
"You know what?"

1018
00:40:39.980 --> 00:40:41.860
"I'm happy."

1019
00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:43.320
And if all else fails

1020
00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:44.110
you got Chubs.

1021
00:40:44.450 --> 00:40:45.280
Chubs?

1022
00:40:45.570 --> 00:40:47.280
Yeah, from grade school.

1023
00:40:49.240 --> 00:40:51.490
My name is Chubs.

1024
00:40:51.870 --> 00:40:53.870
My Mom calls me Chubs.

1025
00:40:54.500 --> 00:40:56.580
My Dad calls me Chubs.

1026
00:40:57.460 --> 00:41:00.670
Even my dog calls me Chubs.

1027
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:02.090
Chubs can you smile?

1028
00:41:02.510 --> 00:41:03.720
Sure, see?

1029
00:41:05.680 --> 00:41:07.930
Wow, that was like my whole childhood.

1030
00:41:08.010 --> 00:41:08.970
Yeah.

1031
00:41:08.970 --> 00:41:10.970
I figured you were a fat kid.

1032
00:41:13.810 --> 00:41:15.230
It went in waves.

1033
00:41:15.980 --> 00:41:16.770
Anyway.

1034
00:41:16.770 --> 00:41:17.690
I'm gonna need you to get

1035
00:41:17.690 --> 00:41:18.730
the rest of those chapters

1036
00:41:18.730 --> 00:41:19.900
to me by tomorrow morning

1037
00:41:20.230 --> 00:41:21.110
Tomorrow?

1038
00:41:21.110 --> 00:41:23.230
Layla wants to meet the holiday deadline.

1039
00:41:23.650 --> 00:41:24.280
Oh.

1040
00:41:24.900 --> 00:41:25.580
Uh...

1041
00:41:29.160 --> 00:41:30.370
Yeah, I can do that.

1042
00:41:30.620 --> 00:41:31.080
Cool.

1043
00:41:31.080 --> 00:41:32.290
And can we set up the contract

1044
00:41:32.290 --> 00:41:32.950
the same way?

1045
00:41:32.950 --> 00:41:33.910
Where I do the proofing?

1046
00:41:34.200 --> 00:41:34.750
Sure.

1047
00:41:34.870 --> 00:41:36.210
I get a little extra money.

1048
00:41:36.210 --> 00:41:37.540
You do a little extra work.

1049
00:41:38.040 --> 00:41:40.710
Well, it's a lot of work, actually.

1050
00:41:41.170 --> 00:41:41.920
Proofing.

1051
00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:43.510
Oh, yeah. No, I know.

1052
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:44.970
Okay, cool.

1053
00:41:44.970 --> 00:41:46.090
Well shoot me those chapters

1054
00:41:46.090 --> 00:41:46.800
when they're done

1055
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:48.050
and I'll send you

1056
00:41:48.050 --> 00:41:49.590
the script for the next book.

1057
00:41:49.590 --> 00:41:50.720
Oh, and let me know

1058
00:41:50.720 --> 00:41:52.470
if you need any help with fat accents

1059
00:41:52.470 --> 00:41:53.850
because you always wanna be

1060
00:41:53.850 --> 00:41:54.770
body positive.

1061
00:41:55.310 --> 00:41:56.600
Especially for the women

1062
00:41:56.600 --> 00:41:58.270
that are listening to these books.

1063
00:42:07.530 --> 00:42:08.320
Tomorrow?

1064
00:42:08.320 --> 00:42:09.200
Oh shit.

1065
00:42:09.450 --> 00:42:10.240
Uh...

1066
00:42:10.240 --> 00:42:10.990
Carly?

1067
00:42:11.240 --> 00:42:11.990
FaceTime.

1068
00:42:11.990 --> 00:42:12.740
What?

1069
00:42:17.580 --> 00:42:18.040
Hi.

1070
00:42:18.290 --> 00:42:19.080
Hi.

1071
00:42:19.080 --> 00:42:20.040
What the fuck was that?

1072
00:42:20.250 --> 00:42:20.830
I know!

1073
00:42:20.830 --> 00:42:22.420
Things got kind of flirty, right?

1074
00:42:23.290 --> 00:42:24.000
Um...

1075
00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:26.260
I was definitely picking up on a vibe.

1076
00:42:26.670 --> 00:42:28.260
Do you think I should ask him out?

1077
00:42:28.880 --> 00:42:29.550
No.

1078
00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:31.340
He's never seen me dolled up like this.

1079
00:42:31.340 --> 00:42:32.550
Well good thing,

1080
00:42:32.550 --> 00:42:34.680
because that guy's a shallow prick.

1081
00:42:35.180 --> 00:42:36.350
He was just joking.

1082
00:42:36.350 --> 00:42:37.640
Yeah, real funny.

1083
00:42:38.100 --> 00:42:39.020
He just got caught up in me

1084
00:42:39.020 --> 00:42:41.020
doing the accents and voices.

1085
00:42:42.190 --> 00:42:43.060
You don't get it because

1086
00:42:43.060 --> 00:42:44.570
you don't really do voices.

1087
00:42:44.940 --> 00:42:46.150
I do voices.

1088
00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:47.490
You narrate nonfiction.

1089
00:42:48.110 --> 00:42:48.860
Fuck you.

1090
00:42:49.780 --> 00:42:51.240
I don't think Richard's a bad guy.

1091
00:42:51.240 --> 00:42:52.780
I like him, and...

1092
00:42:52.780 --> 00:42:54.450
you know we do sound good together.

1093
00:42:54.450 --> 00:42:56.450
You deserve so much better.

1094
00:42:57.500 --> 00:42:58.660
He's the kind of guy

1095
00:42:58.660 --> 00:42:59.790
who ranks women.

1096
00:43:00.790 --> 00:43:02.130
Yeah I know...

1097
00:43:05.590 --> 00:43:07.510
I don't know. I just want someone.

1098
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:10.050
Like, where's the guy that'll look at me

1099
00:43:10.050 --> 00:43:12.050
flaws and all

1100
00:43:12.050 --> 00:43:13.720
and I could be completely naked

1101
00:43:13.720 --> 00:43:15.100
and vulnerable

1102
00:43:15.640 --> 00:43:17.850
and he tells me I'm beautiful

1103
00:43:17.850 --> 00:43:19.730
and makes me really believe it.

1104
00:43:20.770 --> 00:43:23.400
Well, Richard is not that guy.

1105
00:43:24.110 --> 00:43:24.730
But

1106
00:43:24.730 --> 00:43:25.440
we might be able to

1107
00:43:25.440 --> 00:43:26.820
find you someone tonight.

1108
00:43:26.820 --> 00:43:28.150
Carly, I can't come out.

1109
00:43:28.150 --> 00:43:28.780
What?

1110
00:43:28.780 --> 00:43:29.740
Didn't you hear him?

1111
00:43:29.740 --> 00:43:31.200
I have to finish this book tonight.

1112
00:43:31.200 --> 00:43:32.200
Fine, finish the book

1113
00:43:32.200 --> 00:43:33.620
after you come out with me.

1114
00:43:33.820 --> 00:43:34.700
Sorry.

1115
00:43:35.200 --> 00:43:35.950
Rain check?

1116
00:43:36.660 --> 00:43:37.540
You're the worst.

1117
00:43:37.540 --> 00:43:38.950
And you're bending over backwards

1118
00:43:38.950 --> 00:43:40.330
for this douche bag.

1119
00:43:40.330 --> 00:43:41.960
Or should I say...

1120
00:43:43.170 --> 00:43:44.580
douchebag.

1121
00:43:45.460 --> 00:43:46.920
Hey, you can do voices.

1122
00:44:06.140 --> 00:44:36.650
[hopeful music[

1123
00:44:53.860 --> 00:44:55.860
In the empanada production system

1124
00:44:55.860 --> 00:44:57.700
there are two types of ovens.

1125
00:44:57.700 --> 00:44:58.700
Those that work

1126
00:44:58.700 --> 00:45:00.030
and those that are broken.

1127
00:45:15.050 --> 00:45:16.010
Hi.

1128
00:45:16.010 --> 00:45:17.640
This is gonna sound really weird

1129
00:45:17.640 --> 00:45:18.390
Weird like

1130
00:45:18.390 --> 00:45:20.140
thinking I'm a webcam girl weird?

1131
00:45:20.140 --> 00:45:21.310
Or weird like

1132
00:45:21.310 --> 00:45:22.430
sleeping on an air mattress

1133
00:45:22.430 --> 00:45:23.350
with the motor running weird?

1134
00:45:23.350 --> 00:45:24.230
I need to use your oven.

1135
00:45:24.230 --> 00:45:24.730
No.

1136
00:45:25.060 --> 00:45:25.940
Please it's my grandma's

1137
00:45:25.940 --> 00:45:26.310
No.

1138
00:45:26.310 --> 00:45:27.400
You can't be in my kitchen.

1139
00:45:27.400 --> 00:45:28.520
Call Mr. Patino.

1140
00:45:28.520 --> 00:45:29.230
I did call him,

1141
00:45:29.230 --> 00:45:30.050
I did

1142
00:45:34.860 --> 00:45:36.200
Larry, I have a deadline.

1143
00:45:36.200 --> 00:45:36.950
I can't.

1144
00:45:36.950 --> 00:45:37.910
Please I just need the oven

1145
00:45:37.910 --> 00:45:39.280
I have to finish book

1146
00:45:39.280 --> 00:45:39.780
tonight

1147
00:45:39.780 --> 00:45:40.780
This'll take like 20 minutes.

1148
00:45:40.780 --> 00:45:41.450
Tops.

1149
00:45:45.500 --> 00:45:47.040
Is there any dairy in those?

1150
00:45:47.370 --> 00:45:48.420
No, just eggs.

1151
00:45:49.460 --> 00:45:50.040
Fine.

1152
00:45:50.040 --> 00:45:51.420
If you share some we have a deal.

1153
00:45:51.670 --> 00:45:52.420
How many?

1154
00:45:53.050 --> 00:45:54.420
I don't know, three?

1155
00:45:57.220 --> 00:45:57.680
Two.

1156
00:45:58.430 --> 00:45:59.430
Fine, two.

1157
00:45:59.430 --> 00:46:00.720
But you have to be quiet.

1158
00:46:01.010 --> 00:46:02.720
I'll be as quiet as a church mouse.

1159
00:46:03.640 --> 00:46:05.520
In the audiobook production system

1160
00:46:05.520 --> 00:46:07.060
there are those that punch and roll

1161
00:46:07.060 --> 00:46:08.230
and those that use a dog clicker

1162
00:46:08.230 --> 00:46:09.940
to show their recording mistakes.

1163
00:46:11.230 --> 00:46:13.190
Jasalyn is editing all her dog clicks.

1164
00:46:13.820 --> 00:46:15.490
She does not trust Barry...

1165
00:46:17.030 --> 00:46:18.200
She does not trust

1166
00:46:18.200 --> 00:46:19.820
'Larry' to be quiet.

1167
00:46:20.370 --> 00:46:21.370
If only a dog clicker

1168
00:46:21.370 --> 00:46:22.830
could be used in everyday life

1169
00:46:25.080 --> 00:46:25.870
or at least

1170
00:46:25.870 --> 00:46:26.910
on Larry.

1171
00:46:27.460 --> 00:46:28.960
Larry. What are you doing?

1172
00:46:28.960 --> 00:46:29.670
Are you kidding me

1173
00:46:29.670 --> 00:46:31.250
with how messy this kitchen is?

1174
00:46:31.420 --> 00:46:33.130
I was gonna clean this weekend.

1175
00:46:33.130 --> 00:46:34.670
How do you even eat in here?

1176
00:46:35.130 --> 00:46:37.420
Look buddy, you could wait for Mr. Patino.

1177
00:46:37.420 --> 00:46:38.590
No, I can't wait.

1178
00:46:39.130 --> 00:46:41.090
Then you're gonna have to
deal with my messy kitchen.

1179
00:46:41.640 --> 00:46:43.510
No, I'm gonna clean this up.

1180
00:46:43.510 --> 00:46:44.430
No, you're not.

1181
00:46:44.430 --> 00:46:45.970
You're gonna put these pies in the oven

1182
00:46:45.970 --> 00:46:46.930
and get out of here.

1183
00:46:46.930 --> 00:46:48.520
This will take like 15 minutes.

1184
00:46:49.270 --> 00:46:49.890
You'd know that

1185
00:46:49.890 --> 00:46:51.150
if you cleaned from time to time.

1186
00:46:52.730 --> 00:46:54.230
Please, stop cleaning.

1187
00:46:55.900 --> 00:46:57.240
Just go do your recording.

1188
00:46:57.240 --> 00:46:59.450
I can't with you making noises.

1189
00:46:59.820 --> 00:47:01.160
That's not where that goes.

1190
00:47:01.530 --> 00:47:02.450
Under the sink.

1191
00:47:03.030 --> 00:47:03.660
Just...

1192
00:47:05.830 --> 00:47:06.910
Please move.

1193
00:47:09.790 --> 00:47:11.370
Oh, so you do know how to clean?

1194
00:47:15.090 --> 00:47:15.880
And why didn't you knock

1195
00:47:15.880 --> 00:47:17.420
on anybody else's door?

1196
00:47:17.420 --> 00:47:18.760
Well, I didn't want to deprive you

1197
00:47:18.760 --> 00:47:19.670
of seeing how good I am

1198
00:47:19.670 --> 00:47:20.470
with a scrubby.

1199
00:47:25.600 --> 00:47:26.720
How'd you learn how to make these?

1200
00:47:27.350 --> 00:47:27.970
My mom.

1201
00:47:28.350 --> 00:47:29.600
Old family recipe

1202
00:47:30.140 --> 00:47:31.190
They are beautiful.

1203
00:47:32.190 --> 00:47:33.560
Wait until you taste them.

1204
00:47:37.320 --> 00:47:39.360
So you really thought I was a webcam girl?

1205
00:47:39.690 --> 00:47:40.400
Well, no.

1206
00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:41.780
first I thought you were a prostitute.

1207
00:47:44.450 --> 00:47:46.660
Well, when I heard the...

1208
00:47:47.490 --> 00:47:49.290
what I now know was a

1209
00:47:49.290 --> 00:47:51.660
dramatic reading of erotic fiction

1210
00:47:51.660 --> 00:47:53.460
but at the time I...

1211
00:47:55.250 --> 00:47:55.840
you know.

1212
00:47:56.130 --> 00:47:57.670
Girl's gotta make a living.

1213
00:47:59.590 --> 00:48:01.050
So they sounded real?

1214
00:48:01.550 --> 00:48:02.550
The orgasms?

1215
00:48:03.300 --> 00:48:04.590
Oh, um...

1216
00:48:05.820 --> 00:48:09.810
A, E, I, O, U -

1217
00:48:09.810 --> 00:48:10.220
Yeah.

1218
00:48:10.640 --> 00:48:11.710
Yeah.

1219
00:48:14.230 --> 00:48:15.270
Why so dressed up?

1220
00:48:15.610 --> 00:48:16.770
I thought you got to

1221
00:48:16.770 --> 00:48:17.940
work in your pajamas.

1222
00:48:19.820 --> 00:48:21.070
I was supposed to go out

1223
00:48:21.070 --> 00:48:22.280
to celebrate my birthday

1224
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:24.070
but my book deadline got moved up.

1225
00:48:24.070 --> 00:48:24.700
So...

1226
00:48:25.200 --> 00:48:26.070
Here we are.

1227
00:48:26.370 --> 00:48:27.580
Oh, well you...

1228
00:48:30.160 --> 00:48:31.000
You look nice.

1229
00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:34.080
Happy birthday, by the way.

1230
00:48:34.080 --> 00:48:35.830
Sorry about the deadline.

1231
00:48:37.290 --> 00:48:38.090
It's fine.

1232
00:48:39.420 --> 00:48:40.460
Well, thanks again.

1233
00:48:40.920 --> 00:48:41.840
You're a life saver.

1234
00:48:42.920 --> 00:48:44.510
My grandma's turning 90 and I

1235
00:48:44.510 --> 00:48:45.800
promised her I'd make these.

1236
00:48:46.470 --> 00:48:47.430
They're her favorite.

1237
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:48.930
Well, we don't want another

1238
00:48:48.930 --> 00:48:50.640
birthday girl disappointed.

1239
00:48:50.640 --> 00:48:53.020
Let's get those empanadas in the oven and

1240
00:48:53.980 --> 00:48:55.350
I'll get back to recording.

1241
00:48:55.350 --> 00:48:56.690
Okay, I'll show myself out.

1242
00:48:57.060 --> 00:48:57.900
Make sure you're quiet

1243
00:48:57.900 --> 00:48:59.020
when you're coming and going.

1244
00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:00.150
Will do.

1245
00:49:01.530 --> 00:49:02.940
And don't use the alarm.

1246
00:49:02.940 --> 00:49:04.240
It's super loud.

1247
00:49:04.860 --> 00:49:05.530
Got it.

1248
00:49:14.870 --> 00:49:16.750
Jake pulled me close to him

1249
00:49:16.750 --> 00:49:19.130
and there was a moment I
thought he might get angry.

1250
00:49:19.460 --> 00:49:20.500
But then

1251
00:49:20.500 --> 00:49:21.420
he smiled.

1252
00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:25.590
I could feel butterflies in my stomach at
the thought of winning Jake's heart.

1253
00:49:26.260 --> 00:49:30.010
I stared at myself in the mirror making
sure that this was not a dream.

1254
00:49:31.140 --> 00:49:33.310
The image looking back at me was striking.

1255
00:49:34.020 --> 00:49:35.310
I looked like a princess

1256
00:49:35.810 --> 00:49:38.100
and I enjoyed the feeling of being desired.

1257
00:49:38.600 --> 00:49:39.940
My mind went to Jake.

1258
00:49:41.150 --> 00:49:43.530
His face at seeing me enter this evening.

1259
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:45.650
With a wolfish gaze

1260
00:49:45.650 --> 00:49:48.320
and a sheepish smile he said,

1261
00:49:48.320 --> 00:49:51.330
"Darling, how do you clean up."

1262
00:49:51.330 --> 00:49:54.540
"I have to admit that dress is much better in blue."

1263
00:49:55.120 --> 00:49:57.710
"Imagery is what fuels the imagination.

1264
00:49:58.330 --> 00:50:00.170
and imagination, my dear,

1265
00:50:00.170 --> 00:50:01.840
is best expressed

1266
00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:02.840
in the bedroom."

1267
00:50:03.500 --> 00:50:06.300
"I would have loved to wear
a low-cut dress tonight...

1268
00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:10.970
...but unfortunately the bite marks
and bruises could not be shown."

1269
00:50:10.970 --> 00:50:11.600
"Bite marks?"

1270
00:50:11.930 --> 00:50:13.060
"Oh, you don't know?

1271
00:50:13.560 --> 00:50:15.430
Jake may be all decorum in court

1272
00:50:16.100 --> 00:50:18.310
but in the bedroom he follows no rules."

1273
00:50:23.020 --> 00:50:25.030
Katia felt the corset loosening.

1274
00:50:25.690 --> 00:50:26.530
She gasped.

1275
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:30.990
Larry!

1276
00:50:35.330 --> 00:50:36.370
No, no no!

1277
00:50:38.000 --> 00:50:39.750
Oh, my grandma's going to kill me!

1278
00:50:46.050 --> 00:50:47.170
Hey, you um...

1279
00:50:47.670 --> 00:50:48.670
You want an empanada?

1280
00:50:49.260 --> 00:50:50.640
You can have more than two.

1281
00:50:50.640 --> 00:50:52.050
You can have as many as you want.

1282
00:50:52.640 --> 00:50:54.140
They're a little crispy, but um...

1283
00:50:54.600 --> 00:50:55.430
they're still good.

1284
00:50:59.270 --> 00:51:00.060
All right.

1285
00:51:17.080 --> 00:51:17.870
This is...

1286
00:51:18.370 --> 00:51:19.080
...spicy!

1287
00:51:20.540 --> 00:51:20.920
Yeah.

1288
00:51:22.290 --> 00:51:23.960
Yeah, Grandma likes 'em spicy.

1289
00:51:24.340 --> 00:51:25.670
Spice is really good for your throat.

1290
00:51:25.670 --> 00:51:26.710
That'll be helpful for narrating.

1291
00:51:26.710 --> 00:51:27.590
Real helpful.

1292
00:51:28.010 --> 00:51:30.300
You know what's not good for narrating?

1293
00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:31.220
What?

1294
00:51:31.430 --> 00:51:32.720
A fire alarm.

1295
00:51:34.010 --> 00:51:34.470
Oh.

1296
00:51:35.470 --> 00:51:36.760
Yeah, sorry about that.

1297
00:51:39.140 --> 00:51:41.190
This has been "Hung like a Horse."

1298
00:51:41.480 --> 00:51:43.020
The Jake Morgan series.

1299
00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:44.730
written by Layla James

1300
00:51:45.060 --> 00:51:46.900
and narrated by Richard Benson

1301
00:51:47.020 --> 00:51:48.280
and Jasalyn Frank.

1302
00:51:48.780 --> 00:51:51.950
Hey Richard, here is the last file.

1303
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:54.030
This book was a lot of fun.

1304
00:51:54.490 --> 00:51:55.740
Thank you so much for doing

1305
00:51:55.740 --> 00:51:57.290
the final proofing.

1306
00:51:58.240 --> 00:52:00.120
Looking forward to starting the next one

1307
00:52:00.410 --> 00:52:00.960
Thanks,

1308
00:52:01.710 --> 00:52:02.420
Jasalyn.

1309
00:52:56.340 --> 00:52:59.250
I love working with you.

1310
00:53:08.980 --> 00:53:09.980
Warmly,

1311
00:53:10.220 --> 00:53:11.140
Jasalyn

1312
00:53:14.490 --> 00:53:15.280
Thanks.

1313
00:53:21.410 --> 00:53:23.790
It's great working with you.

1314
00:53:24.740 --> 00:53:26.340
a

1315
00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:32.920
Hey handsome.

1316
00:53:33.760 --> 00:53:37.510
Hopefully the author thinks we kept it sexy.

1317
00:53:37.970 --> 00:53:39.720
Yours, Jasalyn.

1318
00:53:46.440 --> 00:53:48.230
Hey, Richard.

1319
00:53:56.110 --> 00:53:56.950
Thanks.

1320
00:54:18.680 --> 00:54:20.470
Tossing and turning

1321
00:54:21.350 --> 00:54:24.060
I had felt haunted by regret.

1322
00:54:24.060 --> 00:54:26.140
and dreamt of a life with a woman

1323
00:54:26.140 --> 00:54:27.730
that was not meant for me.

1324
00:54:30.060 --> 00:54:31.480
Then suddenly

1325
00:54:31.480 --> 00:54:34.110
I was back in that row of horses.

1326
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:36.650
There she was

1327
00:54:36.650 --> 00:54:39.820
holding her torn dress at the stall

1328
00:54:39.820 --> 00:54:42.320
staring at me with those doe eyes.

1329
00:54:43.490 --> 00:54:45.290
I walked over to her

1330
00:54:45.290 --> 00:54:46.910
lifting her chin

1331
00:54:46.910 --> 00:54:50.290
and began wiping her tears one by one.

1332
00:54:52.590 --> 00:54:53.590
I kissed her

1333
00:54:55.130 --> 00:54:56.760
and then looked at her.

1334
00:55:10.480 --> 00:55:11.310
Hi Richard,

1335
00:55:11.810 --> 00:55:13.020
I know this is weird

1336
00:55:13.020 --> 00:55:15.440
leaving a personal message on the recording.

1337
00:55:16.110 --> 00:55:18.400
I figured you would catch it in the proofing.

1338
00:55:19.780 --> 00:55:22.110
I just wanted to say that,

1339
00:55:23.030 --> 00:55:24.580
you're an amazing narrator

1340
00:55:24.580 --> 00:55:26.660
and I'm so glad we got to work together.

1341
00:56:12.960 --> 00:56:14.040
Hi Richard!

1342
00:56:14.380 --> 00:56:15.580
Did you get the file?

1343
00:56:15.960 --> 00:56:17.710
Yeah, uh...

1344
00:56:18.380 --> 00:56:20.460
I just got an email from Layla

1345
00:56:20.460 --> 00:56:21.590
saying that you left some

1346
00:56:21.590 --> 00:56:23.880
weird message at the end of the last chapter.

1347
00:56:25.640 --> 00:56:26.640
What?

1348
00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:27.760
Did you like,

1349
00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:29.560
record something extra?

1350
00:56:30.060 --> 00:56:30.890
Uh...

1351
00:56:31.430 --> 00:56:32.310
extra?

1352
00:56:33.060 --> 00:56:34.810
Well... didn't you listen to the file?

1353
00:56:35.060 --> 00:56:36.940
Well, I looked at the file but--

1354
00:56:37.190 --> 00:56:38.690
you know, you got it to me so late

1355
00:56:38.690 --> 00:56:40.320
I figured I could take a gamble

1356
00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:41.690
on the last chapter.

1357
00:56:41.690 --> 00:56:42.700
So you didn't proof it?

1358
00:56:42.700 --> 00:56:43.900
You just sent it to her?

1359
00:56:43.900 --> 00:56:45.700
You got it to me at 1 am.

1360
00:56:45.990 --> 00:56:47.160
So you had all morning.

1361
00:56:47.160 --> 00:56:49.290
Well, I looked at the wave files.

1362
00:56:49.290 --> 00:56:50.450
They looked fine.

1363
00:56:50.950 --> 00:56:51.660
Um.

1364
00:56:52.620 --> 00:56:53.330
Well.

1365
00:56:53.750 --> 00:56:54.750
What did you do?

1366
00:56:54.750 --> 00:56:57.080
Like, change the ending of her book?

1367
00:56:58.090 --> 00:56:59.420
Last night I was...

1368
00:56:59.420 --> 00:57:00.300
...really...

1369
00:57:01.380 --> 00:57:02.380
...tired.

1370
00:57:02.380 --> 00:57:03.130
And...

1371
00:57:03.630 --> 00:57:06.470
I know I recorded the whole chapter.

1372
00:57:06.640 --> 00:57:07.260
But...

1373
00:57:07.970 --> 00:57:09.390
I may have...

1374
00:57:10.010 --> 00:57:10.810
uh...

1375
00:57:11.640 --> 00:57:12.890
What did you do?

1376
00:57:17.900 --> 00:57:19.360
Well, when I recording

1377
00:57:19.360 --> 00:57:21.820
I'm expecting that you'll listen to it

1378
00:57:21.820 --> 00:57:23.780
so the author gets a finished product.

1379
00:57:23.780 --> 00:57:26.030
Yeah, but the last chapter?

1380
00:57:26.490 --> 00:57:28.320
I mean, who cares with this kind of writing?

1381
00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:29.410
It's such smut.

1382
00:57:29.910 --> 00:57:31.580
And you're usually a professional.

1383
00:57:31.740 --> 00:57:32.540
Well I thought

1384
00:57:32.540 --> 00:57:33.790
you were a professional too.

1385
00:57:33.790 --> 00:57:35.080
You didn't do your job.

1386
00:57:36.170 --> 00:57:38.290
You gotta fix the chapter

1387
00:57:38.290 --> 00:57:40.790
and send it to her with an apology.

1388
00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:42.500
So now I'm doing your work?

1389
00:57:42.880 --> 00:57:45.010
You want me to edit the last chapter

1390
00:57:45.010 --> 00:57:46.380
which you're getting paid to do.

1391
00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:48.510
Fine.

1392
00:57:49.470 --> 00:57:50.390
I'll fix it.

1393
00:57:50.890 --> 00:57:51.350
Uh...

1394
00:57:51.470 --> 00:57:53.020
No, no-no, wait, no.

1395
00:57:53.430 --> 00:57:54.850
Don't listen to it.

1396
00:57:54.850 --> 00:57:56.480
Yeah, don't worry about it.

1397
00:57:57.770 --> 00:57:59.440
Thanks so much for calling.

1398
00:58:00.230 --> 00:58:01.110
Don't listen to it.

1399
00:58:01.110 --> 00:58:01.940
Definitely don't listen.

1400
00:58:01.940 --> 00:58:02.780
I'll fix it.

1401
00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:04.990
But for the record

1402
00:58:04.990 --> 00:58:06.450
aren't you getting paid extra

1403
00:58:06.450 --> 00:58:07.530
for doing the proofing?

1404
00:58:07.700 --> 00:58:08.240
So what

1405
00:58:08.240 --> 00:58:09.450
you want me to pay you?

1406
00:58:09.780 --> 00:58:11.580
Well if I'm doing your work.

1407
00:58:12.530 --> 00:58:13.160
You know what?

1408
00:58:13.990 --> 00:58:14.540
Never mind.

1409
00:58:14.870 --> 00:58:15.290
Wait!

1410
00:58:15.290 --> 00:58:15.870
Thanks for nothing.

1411
00:58:24.960 --> 00:58:26.840
Your voice is so...

1412
00:58:28.720 --> 00:58:31.050
I mean what can I say but sexy?

1413
00:58:31.680 --> 00:58:32.640
And sometimes?

1414
00:58:33.260 --> 00:58:34.680
I like to imagine us

1415
00:58:34.680 --> 00:58:36.350
reading together in the same booth.

1416
00:58:37.140 --> 00:58:39.520
Did I just say that out loud?

1417
00:58:40.690 --> 00:58:42.770
Anyway, wish we could record together.

1418
00:58:43.360 --> 00:58:45.150
Especially some of those hot sex scenes.

1419
00:58:47.110 --> 00:58:48.200
I gotta be honest.

1420
00:58:48.820 --> 00:58:49.990
I've been wanting to ask you out

1421
00:58:49.990 --> 00:58:51.990
ever since we started this series.

1422
00:58:52.700 --> 00:58:53.240
So...

1423
00:58:53.990 --> 00:58:55.040
here I am

1424
00:58:55.410 --> 00:58:56.540
taking a

1425
00:58:56.540 --> 00:58:58.540
big courageous step in

1426
00:58:58.540 --> 00:58:59.830
making that happen.

1427
00:59:00.210 --> 00:59:01.920
I hope you like women who are fierce

1428
00:59:01.920 --> 00:59:03.090
and up front.

1429
00:59:03.710 --> 00:59:05.250
Call me if you'd like to meet in person

1430
00:59:05.250 --> 00:59:06.550
and we could grab a drink

1431
00:59:07.010 --> 00:59:08.050
talk shop.

1432
00:59:08.380 --> 00:59:09.760
First round is on me.

1433
00:59:43.250 --> 00:59:45.880
Richard! You handsome devil.

1434
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:50.590
Layla, you look wonderful!

1435
00:59:50.590 --> 00:59:52.010
Gosh.

1436
00:59:52.010 --> 00:59:53.390
How long has it been

1437
00:59:53.390 --> 00:59:54.970
since we've seen each other?

1438
00:59:54.970 --> 00:59:57.850
I think it was the romance convention.

1439
00:59:58.270 --> 00:59:59.180
It's all been emails.

1440
00:59:59.180 --> 01:00:01.940
Oh my, how the readers --

1441
01:00:01.940 --> 01:00:04.560
Richard doesn't proof the chapters.

1442
01:00:06.360 --> 01:00:07.520
Yes...

1443
01:00:08.530 --> 01:00:09.740
I got your email.

1444
01:00:09.860 --> 01:00:11.610
You emailed her about me?

1445
01:00:11.950 --> 01:00:13.360
Of course I emailed her.

1446
01:00:13.700 --> 01:00:14.870
You see, Layla?

1447
01:00:14.870 --> 01:00:17.410
This is exactly what I'm talking about.

1448
01:00:17.410 --> 01:00:19.240
She's totally unprofessional.

1449
01:00:20.040 --> 01:00:22.790
Yes, I got your email, too.

1450
01:00:23.120 --> 01:00:24.960
You emailed her about me?

1451
01:00:25.750 --> 01:00:26.840
So here we are.

1452
01:00:27.250 --> 01:00:29.050
Two men enter, one man leaves?

1453
01:00:29.050 --> 01:00:30.420
Is that how you want it?

1454
01:00:30.760 --> 01:00:33.510
Look, I am really sorry about the...

1455
01:00:34.130 --> 01:00:35.720
...the last chapter's message.

1456
01:00:35.800 --> 01:00:37.550
Apologies are nice

1457
01:00:37.550 --> 01:00:38.560
but unfortunately

1458
01:00:38.560 --> 01:00:40.270
they can't turn back the clock

1459
01:00:40.270 --> 01:00:41.810
and this whole little mix up

1460
01:00:41.810 --> 01:00:44.140
has caused quite a delay.

1461
01:00:44.140 --> 01:00:44.770
Well...

1462
01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:46.480
I don't feel comfortable

1463
01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:47.520
working with her.

1464
01:00:47.520 --> 01:00:48.690
Well, I don't trust you.

1465
01:00:48.690 --> 01:00:49.820
You don't do the proofing.

1466
01:00:49.820 --> 01:00:51.110
How did you want me to

1467
01:00:51.110 --> 01:00:52.740
to proof your ad-libs?

1468
01:00:52.740 --> 01:00:53.860
It wasn't an ad-lib

1469
01:00:53.860 --> 01:00:55.660
and I definitely regret it now.

1470
01:00:55.660 --> 01:00:57.830
Oh, really? You don't wanna...

1471
01:00:57.830 --> 01:00:58.990
record in the same

1472
01:00:58.990 --> 01:01:00.540
booth with me anymore?

1473
01:01:02.040 --> 01:01:03.790
I was drunk when I said that.

1474
01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:06.500
Wow a real professional.

1475
01:01:07.080 --> 01:01:08.170
I must've been drunk

1476
01:01:08.170 --> 01:01:09.460
when I offered you this book.

1477
01:01:09.590 --> 01:01:11.260
Well, you were definitely sober

1478
01:01:11.260 --> 01:01:11.760
when you said it

1479
01:01:11.760 --> 01:01:12.920
doesn't matter if you proof

1480
01:01:12.920 --> 01:01:13.760
when the writing is such

1481
01:01:13.760 --> 01:01:16.720
When the writing is such brilliance!

1482
01:01:16.720 --> 01:01:17.260
Yes!

1483
01:01:17.800 --> 01:01:19.180
You should be thanking me

1484
01:01:19.180 --> 01:01:20.220
for introducing you to

1485
01:01:20.220 --> 01:01:22.140
a writer of this caliber.

1486
01:01:22.140 --> 01:01:23.140
Yes.

1487
01:01:23.140 --> 01:01:24.140
Thank you so much

1488
01:01:24.140 --> 01:01:25.190
for getting me this book.

1489
01:01:25.190 --> 01:01:27.020
I am so grateful.

1490
01:01:27.020 --> 01:01:28.440
Just like how you described

1491
01:01:28.440 --> 01:01:30.360
all the women at the convention.

1492
01:01:30.360 --> 01:01:32.360
So grateful for an autograph.

1493
01:01:33.110 --> 01:01:34.650
Why don't I tell Layla

1494
01:01:34.650 --> 01:01:36.490
all the wonderful things you said

1495
01:01:36.490 --> 01:01:37.870
about our listeners?

1496
01:01:37.870 --> 01:01:39.700
What wonderful things?

1497
01:01:39.950 --> 01:01:40.530
Oh,

1498
01:01:40.530 --> 01:01:41.620
like how they're all

1499
01:01:41.620 --> 01:01:42.700
nasty bonbon eating

1500
01:01:42.700 --> 01:01:43.500
basement dwellers

1501
01:01:43.500 --> 01:01:44.500
who can't get dates.

1502
01:01:46.170 --> 01:01:47.000
I don't even know

1503
01:01:47.000 --> 01:01:48.500
what you're talking about.

1504
01:01:48.500 --> 01:01:50.130
He was making fun of the listeners.

1505
01:01:50.130 --> 01:01:51.800
I would never!

1506
01:01:52.090 --> 01:01:53.800
You are being so gross.

1507
01:01:54.340 --> 01:01:55.590
My friend heard you--

1508
01:01:55.590 --> 01:01:57.300
Oh, your friend?

1509
01:01:57.300 --> 01:01:58.220
In your closet?

1510
01:01:58.220 --> 01:02:00.180
Where you work by yourself all day?

1511
01:02:00.970 --> 01:02:02.220
Now I know you're crazy.

1512
01:02:02.220 --> 01:02:04.640
I am not crazy, you --

1513
01:02:04.640 --> 01:02:05.850
you gas lighter!

1514
01:02:05.850 --> 01:02:07.440
I will call her right now!

1515
01:02:07.440 --> 01:02:08.100
Okay!

1516
01:02:08.440 --> 01:02:10.020
We have gotten off track

1517
01:02:10.020 --> 01:02:12.360
and we don't have time for this.

1518
01:02:12.360 --> 01:02:12.980
I know.

1519
01:02:13.320 --> 01:02:14.860
All because of her delays.

1520
01:02:15.280 --> 01:02:16.360
Well the fact that we're even

1521
01:02:16.360 --> 01:02:17.530
having this zoom call

1522
01:02:17.530 --> 01:02:18.700
speaks to the fact that

1523
01:02:18.700 --> 01:02:20.410
you're both unprofessional.

1524
01:02:20.870 --> 01:02:23.080
I want this series completed

1525
01:02:23.080 --> 01:02:23.950
by the holidays.

1526
01:02:23.950 --> 01:02:25.580
I would love

1527
01:02:25.580 --> 01:02:26.250
to finish

1528
01:02:26.250 --> 01:02:27.750
and keep working with you.

1529
01:02:27.750 --> 01:02:28.920
I am ready to

1530
01:02:28.920 --> 01:02:30.920
replace her and move on.

1531
01:02:31.130 --> 01:02:32.960
Okay, the listeners want

1532
01:02:32.960 --> 01:02:34.960
consistent narrators, so

1533
01:02:35.510 --> 01:02:37.510
how can we make this work

1534
01:02:37.510 --> 01:02:38.760
between the two of you?

1535
01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:39.340
Well.

1536
01:02:39.930 --> 01:02:41.600
I think we should split the proofing.

1537
01:02:41.600 --> 01:02:42.470
and

1538
01:02:42.470 --> 01:02:43.640
I get paid for half

1539
01:02:43.640 --> 01:02:44.970
in addition to my narrating.

1540
01:02:45.390 --> 01:02:47.890
I am an "offer only" narrator

1541
01:02:47.890 --> 01:02:50.060
and you can't change my offer

1542
01:02:50.060 --> 01:02:50.980
mid-book.

1543
01:02:51.150 --> 01:02:52.860
If you have other offers

1544
01:02:52.860 --> 01:02:53.980
I understand.

1545
01:02:54.820 --> 01:02:56.360
I would like to move forward

1546
01:02:56.360 --> 01:02:57.650
with the next book

1547
01:02:57.650 --> 01:02:59.740
and I do want to keep

1548
01:02:59.740 --> 01:03:01.410
the narrators consistent.

1549
01:03:04.330 --> 01:03:05.040
It's fine.

1550
01:03:05.040 --> 01:03:06.450
We're almost done with this book.

1551
01:03:06.950 --> 01:03:08.460
We can keep the contract the same.

1552
01:03:08.460 --> 01:03:10.540
I'll proof my chapters.

1553
01:03:10.540 --> 01:03:11.830
But the next book

1554
01:03:11.830 --> 01:03:13.290
we are paid equally.

1555
01:03:13.630 --> 01:03:15.000
That seems more than fair.

1556
01:03:16.210 --> 01:03:16.760
Richard?

1557
01:03:21.010 --> 01:03:21.760
So it's settled.

1558
01:03:22.390 --> 01:03:22.930
Perfect!

1559
01:03:23.470 --> 01:03:24.810
I have a few recording

1560
01:03:24.810 --> 01:03:25.560
pickup notes

1561
01:03:25.560 --> 01:03:27.020
that I am sending right now.

1562
01:03:27.770 --> 01:03:29.100
Please try and finish them

1563
01:03:29.100 --> 01:03:30.810
ASAP as possible.

1564
01:03:30.890 --> 01:03:32.440
Are we still on for

1565
01:03:32.440 --> 01:03:33.730
next year's convention?

1566
01:03:35.110 --> 01:03:37.610
I'll have to think about that.

1567
01:03:37.610 --> 01:03:39.150
I wouldn't want to force you

1568
01:03:39.150 --> 01:03:41.070
to be around any bonbon eaters.

1569
01:03:41.070 --> 01:03:42.450
Oh, it's no big deal at all.

1570
01:03:44.160 --> 01:03:45.370
Bye Richard.

1571
01:03:47.200 --> 01:03:49.830
Listen, he is not worth another thought.

1572
01:03:49.830 --> 01:03:51.040
Trust me.

1573
01:03:51.040 --> 01:03:52.620
You open your heart like that

1574
01:03:52.620 --> 01:03:54.250
and this is how he treats you?

1575
01:03:55.710 --> 01:03:57.670
Yeah, it's...

1576
01:03:57.670 --> 01:03:58.920
pretty embarrassing

1577
01:03:59.670 --> 01:04:00.840
I think I'm brainwashed

1578
01:04:00.840 --> 01:04:02.300
from all these romance novels.

1579
01:04:02.300 --> 01:04:03.260
Hey.

1580
01:04:03.260 --> 01:04:04.390
I was tickled

1581
01:04:04.390 --> 01:04:05.300
that I got to hear your

1582
01:04:05.300 --> 01:04:06.560
little afterword to him.

1583
01:04:06.810 --> 01:04:08.560
I mean you can't write romance novels

1584
01:04:08.560 --> 01:04:10.850
and not be a complete romantic.

1585
01:04:11.690 --> 01:04:12.690
And I know

1586
01:04:12.690 --> 01:04:14.020
you'll get these pickups

1587
01:04:14.020 --> 01:04:15.150
right away

1588
01:04:15.150 --> 01:04:16.320
because I think

1589
01:04:16.320 --> 01:04:17.520
you've learned your lesson.

1590
01:04:17.650 --> 01:04:19.610
Yes, I have and I will.

1591
01:04:19.860 --> 01:04:21.360
I will get them done by tonight.

1592
01:04:22.360 --> 01:04:23.570
How about this afternoon?

1593
01:04:24.870 --> 01:04:25.320
Sure.

1594
01:04:25.740 --> 01:04:26.660
There's only a few.

1595
01:04:27.450 --> 01:04:28.870
I'll head right into the booth.

1596
01:04:29.160 --> 01:04:29.950
Perfect.

1597
01:04:29.950 --> 01:04:31.000
Let's say noon then?

1598
01:04:31.830 --> 01:04:32.710
Noon it is.

1599
01:05:19.040 --> 01:05:20.420
Pick ups for HUNG LIKE A HORSE:

1600
01:05:20.840 --> 01:05:21.760
Correction one.

1601
01:05:22.920 --> 01:05:24.590
Her moist lips quivered.

1602
01:05:24.590 --> 01:05:26.680
She was wetter than a snowman in Arizona.

1603
01:05:26.680 --> 01:05:28.600
Her breasts heaved with excitement.

1604
01:05:28.600 --> 01:05:30.100
The rhythm of his thrusts

1605
01:05:30.100 --> 01:05:31.770
took Katia over the edge.

1606
01:05:32.390 --> 01:05:34.020
Her thighs squeezed the leather.

1607
01:05:34.020 --> 01:05:35.940
Jake's pants became too tight.

1608
01:05:35.940 --> 01:05:37.100
The tea kettle spurted.

1609
01:05:37.100 --> 01:05:38.360
Eee, eee, eee!

1610
01:05:38.360 --> 01:05:40.110
A volcano erupted.

1611
01:05:40.110 --> 01:05:41.820
Like frosting from the tip.

1612
01:05:42.800 --> 01:05:43.260
Hah!

1613
01:05:50.490 --> 01:05:52.290
In the audiobook production system

1614
01:05:52.290 --> 01:05:54.040
there are two types of narrators

1615
01:05:54.040 --> 01:05:56.040
those that can get out of their booths

1616
01:05:56.040 --> 01:05:57.210
and those that cannot.

1617
01:05:58.460 --> 01:05:59.790
Oh god, I'm trapped.

1618
01:06:13.810 --> 01:06:14.430
Hello.

1619
01:06:14.430 --> 01:06:16.690
No one is available to take your call

1620
01:06:17.520 --> 01:06:18.560
Hi Mr. Patino,

1621
01:06:18.560 --> 01:06:19.810
This is Jasalyn.

1622
01:06:20.190 --> 01:06:21.900
and I am

1623
01:06:22.320 --> 01:06:23.360
stuck my closet.

1624
01:06:23.360 --> 01:06:24.280
And...

1625
01:06:24.280 --> 01:06:26.320
you're probably gonna get this message...

1626
01:06:26.320 --> 01:06:27.450
and I'll be dead.

1627
01:06:27.900 --> 01:06:29.820
The coroner will have already arrived,

1628
01:06:29.820 --> 01:06:31.240
'cuz you never pick up the phone.

1629
01:06:31.240 --> 01:06:32.240
So, bye!

1630
01:06:36.370 --> 01:06:36.870
Larry...

1631
01:06:38.790 --> 01:06:39.500
Larry!

1632
01:06:51.680 --> 01:06:52.390
Larry!

1633
01:06:53.010 --> 01:06:53.720
Larry!

1634
01:06:54.930 --> 01:06:55.850
Larry!

1635
01:06:55.850 --> 01:06:57.480
God you're always there.

1636
01:06:58.020 --> 01:06:58.640
Larry!

1637
01:06:59.230 --> 01:06:59.980
It's Jasalyn!

1638
01:06:59.980 --> 01:07:01.310
Larry, I need you!

1639
01:07:01.650 --> 01:07:02.400
Larry!

1640
01:07:04.070 --> 01:07:05.230
God where could he be?

1641
01:07:16.870 --> 01:07:18.000
Wait, you're trapped in your closet?

1642
01:07:18.160 --> 01:07:19.210
How'd you get trapped in your closet?

1643
01:07:19.210 --> 01:07:19.830
I don't know!

1644
01:07:19.830 --> 01:07:21.040
The door won't open.

1645
01:07:21.500 --> 01:07:22.830
Can you come out here or not?

1646
01:07:22.830 --> 01:07:23.500
Oh man Jaw

1647
01:07:23.500 --> 01:07:24.460
I wish I could help you.

1648
01:07:24.460 --> 01:07:25.460
but I got called in

1649
01:07:25.460 --> 01:07:26.840
to read or that Clooney project.

1650
01:07:27.710 --> 01:07:28.760
That's amazing.

1651
01:07:28.760 --> 01:07:29.340
I know.

1652
01:07:29.340 --> 01:07:31.050
Fingers crossed it goes well.

1653
01:07:31.050 --> 01:07:32.680
Oh my gosh, break a leg!

1654
01:07:32.680 --> 01:07:33.140
Okay.

1655
01:07:33.140 --> 01:07:34.930
Call me this evening if you're still stuck.

1656
01:07:34.930 --> 01:07:35.720
Okay, will do.

1657
01:07:35.930 --> 01:07:36.890
Okay. Bye.

1658
01:07:45.400 --> 01:07:46.610
Oh, hello!

1659
01:07:46.610 --> 01:07:47.280
Hi, Patty--

1660
01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:48.570
You've reached the voicemail

1661
01:07:48.570 --> 01:07:49.900
of Patty Haddad

1662
01:07:49.900 --> 01:07:51.110
vocal coach.

1663
01:07:51.110 --> 01:07:53.280
For emergency dialect coaching

1664
01:07:53.490 --> 01:07:55.030
please listen to the following

1665
01:07:55.620 --> 01:07:56.580
Please listen to the

1666
01:07:56.580 --> 01:07:57.990
Are you kidding me?

1667
01:07:57.990 --> 01:07:59.750
For standard British,

1668
01:07:59.750 --> 01:08:00.410
please proceed

1669
01:08:00.410 --> 01:08:01.120
by pressing the

1670
01:08:01.120 --> 01:08:03.380
first button on your telephone receiver.

1671
01:08:03.750 --> 01:08:05.670
For that soft

1672
01:08:05.670 --> 01:08:06.920
sultry

1673
01:08:07.170 --> 01:08:08.630
Southern accent

1674
01:08:09.090 --> 01:08:11.680
Go on now and press two y'all.

1675
01:08:11.680 --> 01:08:12.300
What do I press

1676
01:08:12.300 --> 01:08:13.800
if I'm stuck in my closet, Patty?

1677
01:08:13.800 --> 01:08:16.300
Oh, you got a problem with
your New York accent, huh?

1678
01:08:16.300 --> 01:08:17.180
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1679
01:08:17.180 --> 01:08:18.600
That'd be three.

1680
01:08:18.600 --> 01:08:19.560
Oh gosh.

1681
01:08:19.560 --> 01:08:21.060
Don't tell me you're having trouble

1682
01:08:21.060 --> 01:08:22.640
with a Midwest accent.

1683
01:08:22.640 --> 01:08:23.520
Oh boy.

1684
01:08:23.810 --> 01:08:25.520
I guess you better try four

1685
01:08:27.320 --> 01:08:29.070
The mailbox is full.

1686
01:08:29.610 --> 01:08:32.530
Oh, that mailbox is all full now

1687
01:08:32.900 --> 01:08:35.660
Oh, someone's gotta take out the trash.

1688
01:08:35.660 --> 01:08:36.780
This is full!

1689
01:08:37.240 --> 01:08:37.990
Oh gosh

1690
01:08:38.240 --> 01:08:39.830
This mailbox is full too.

1691
01:08:40.120 --> 01:08:41.160
Bye now.

1692
01:09:11.280 --> 01:09:12.540
Ugh!

1693
01:09:13.070 --> 01:09:14.400
Help!

1694
01:09:35.300 --> 01:09:35.840
What?

1695
01:09:36.090 --> 01:09:37.010
Hi Richard.

1696
01:09:37.430 --> 01:09:38.010
So...

1697
01:09:38.300 --> 01:09:39.510
funny story...

1698
01:09:40.220 --> 01:09:41.390
I'm gonna be a little delayed

1699
01:09:41.390 --> 01:09:42.310
with those

1700
01:09:42.310 --> 01:09:43.200
pickups.

1701
01:09:45.270 --> 01:09:46.730
Are you wearing a towel?

1702
01:09:47.270 --> 01:09:48.360
Yeah, I just

1703
01:09:48.360 --> 01:09:49.230
jumped into my booth

1704
01:09:49.230 --> 01:09:51.730
to do one last edit after my shower

1705
01:09:51.730 --> 01:09:53.570
the door got stuck or something.

1706
01:09:53.570 --> 01:09:54.190
I'm trapped.

1707
01:09:54.740 --> 01:09:56.910
But can you tell Layla it's coming?

1708
01:09:56.910 --> 01:09:57.490
Oh.

1709
01:09:58.200 --> 01:09:59.200
I'll tell Layla.

1710
01:09:59.620 --> 01:10:00.740
I'll tell her what a

1711
01:10:01.450 --> 01:10:03.330
solid professional you are.

1712
01:10:03.540 --> 01:10:04.040
No.

1713
01:10:04.500 --> 01:10:05.500
Just give me her number.

1714
01:10:05.500 --> 01:10:06.120
I'll call her.

1715
01:10:06.120 --> 01:10:07.500
Why don't you just FaceTime her?

1716
01:10:07.500 --> 01:10:08.880
She can see you recording naked.

1717
01:10:08.880 --> 01:10:09.630
It's perfect.

1718
01:10:09.630 --> 01:10:10.250
Fuck you.

1719
01:10:10.250 --> 01:10:11.960
No, you're fucked.

1720
01:10:14.130 --> 01:10:15.260
You don't have anyone that

1721
01:10:15.260 --> 01:10:16.470
can let you out of your closet.

1722
01:10:16.760 --> 01:10:17.590
Yeah, I do.

1723
01:10:18.760 --> 01:10:19.430
Uh-huh.

1724
01:10:19.800 --> 01:10:20.970
I got loads of people.

1725
01:10:21.760 --> 01:10:22.260
Uh-huh.

1726
01:10:22.430 --> 01:10:23.470
I'll figure it out.

1727
01:10:23.470 --> 01:10:23.970
Well,

1728
01:10:24.680 --> 01:10:26.310
you better figure it out soon.

1729
01:10:27.270 --> 01:10:28.060
Asshole!

1730
01:10:36.480 --> 01:10:39.940
♫ I don't want to be a loser ♫

1731
01:10:39.940 --> 01:10:43.570
♫ Trick my heart but I know better ♫

1732
01:10:44.110 --> 01:10:46.540
♫ Trick my heart but I know better ♫a

1733
01:10:46.540 --> 01:10:48.940
♫ than to be maneuvered ♫

1734
01:10:48.940 --> 01:10:51.210
♫ let you ditch me when you're done ♫

1735
01:10:51.210 --> 01:10:52.000
Oh Mom

1736
01:10:52.000 --> 01:10:54.170
I made such an ass of myself.

1737
01:10:54.170 --> 01:10:55.260
Ohhh

1738
01:10:55.260 --> 01:10:56.420
What happened, honey?

1739
01:10:56.420 --> 01:10:58.650
Oh God, it's such a long story.

1740
01:11:03.850 --> 01:11:05.060
It's okay, honey.

1741
01:11:05.770 --> 01:11:06.270
Oh!

1742
01:11:06.270 --> 01:11:08.350
My upstairs neighbor just got home.

1743
01:11:08.810 --> 01:11:10.060
He can get me out of here.

1744
01:11:10.270 --> 01:11:11.730
Someone finally moved in?

1745
01:11:11.730 --> 01:11:12.690
Is he nice?

1746
01:11:12.900 --> 01:11:13.650
No.

1747
01:11:14.150 --> 01:11:15.190
But I gotta go.

1748
01:11:15.190 --> 01:11:16.150
Love you, bye.

1749
01:11:27.830 --> 01:11:28.830
Jasalyn, hi.

1750
01:11:29.370 --> 01:11:30.960
Hey Larry, so

1751
01:11:31.290 --> 01:11:32.500
I'm having an emergency

1752
01:11:32.500 --> 01:11:33.710
and I called Mr. Patino

1753
01:11:33.710 --> 01:11:35.250
and of course no answer

1754
01:11:35.250 --> 01:11:35.750
So

1755
01:11:35.750 --> 01:11:37.460
I was wondering if you could help me.

1756
01:11:39.760 --> 01:11:40.760
Are you naked?

1757
01:11:41.380 --> 01:11:42.800
I'm in my recording booth

1758
01:11:42.800 --> 01:11:43.970
and the door won't open.

1759
01:11:44.220 --> 01:11:44.680
Huh.

1760
01:11:45.010 --> 01:11:46.600
Are you sure you're not a webcam girl?

1761
01:11:46.810 --> 01:11:47.810
Can you come down here?

1762
01:11:47.810 --> 01:11:48.850
There's a key under the mat.

1763
01:11:49.140 --> 01:11:49.810
Uh sure.

1764
01:11:49.810 --> 01:11:50.940
I'll be right down.

1765
01:12:04.410 --> 01:12:06.030
Larry I can hear the water running.

1766
01:12:06.030 --> 01:12:06.950
This is an emergency.

1767
01:12:06.950 --> 01:12:07.990
I need you right now!

1768
01:12:07.990 --> 01:12:09.330
I just got back from biking

1769
01:12:09.330 --> 01:12:10.290
and I smell.

1770
01:12:10.290 --> 01:12:10.910
Who cares?

1771
01:12:10.910 --> 01:12:11.920
Just come help me.

1772
01:12:11.920 --> 01:12:13.210
Okay, I'll be right down.

1773
01:12:14.040 --> 01:12:15.960
In the audiobook production system

1774
01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:16.840
there are two separate

1775
01:12:16.840 --> 01:12:18.300
but equally important groups.

1776
01:12:18.630 --> 01:12:20.220
those that are stuck in their booths

1777
01:12:20.630 --> 01:12:21.510
and those

1778
01:12:21.510 --> 01:12:22.720
that can rescue them.

1779
01:12:22.720 --> 01:12:23.220
Hello?

1780
01:12:23.220 --> 01:12:24.840
Oh Larry, I'm in here.

1781
01:12:27.510 --> 01:12:28.720
Where are you?

1782
01:12:28.720 --> 01:12:30.140
You know I'm in the closet.

1783
01:12:30.140 --> 01:12:31.020
Stop joking.

1784
01:12:32.850 --> 01:12:33.390
Where?

1785
01:12:34.440 --> 01:12:35.690
Larry this isn't funny.

1786
01:12:36.060 --> 01:12:37.070
Well, it's a little funny.

1787
01:12:37.270 --> 01:12:39.150
Come on, stop fucking around just

1788
01:12:39.150 --> 01:12:40.280
get me out of here.

1789
01:12:40.280 --> 01:12:41.690
Okay, there's a

1790
01:12:41.690 --> 01:12:42.650
looks like there's a

1791
01:12:42.650 --> 01:12:43.700
a rod

1792
01:12:43.700 --> 01:12:44.910
stuck in the track

1793
01:12:45.240 --> 01:12:46.530
Will you stop pushing the door?

1794
01:12:46.910 --> 01:12:47.910
Then open it.

1795
01:12:48.030 --> 01:12:49.740
I can't because you're pushing.

1796
01:12:50.750 --> 01:12:51.580
Stop pushing!

1797
01:12:51.580 --> 01:12:53.500
When I get out of here

1798
01:12:53.500 --> 01:12:54.910
Oh!

1799
01:13:14.600 --> 01:13:15.450
Oh!

1800
01:13:30.370 --> 01:13:31.540
Here's your towel.

1801
01:13:34.830 --> 01:13:36.510
Thank you.

1802
01:13:39.850 --> 01:13:40.800
I um...

1803
01:13:43.550 --> 01:13:45.220
I didn't see anything.

1804
01:13:48.970 --> 01:13:51.080
If I did see anything, it was beautiful.

1805
01:13:51.310 --> 01:13:55.280
[hesitant music[

1806
01:13:55.730 --> 01:13:56.810
I'll just uh...

1807
01:13:58.860 --> 01:14:00.060
I'll just show myself out.

1808
01:14:00.440 --> 01:14:01.230
Okay.

1809
01:14:01.230 --> 01:14:01.900
Thanks.

1810
01:14:02.610 --> 01:14:03.320
Bye.

1811
01:14:10.030 --> 01:14:11.620
Jasalyn was stunned.

1812
01:14:12.910 --> 01:14:13.790
Could it be?

1813
01:14:17.500 --> 01:14:19.080
She felt a warmth in her belly.

1814
01:14:21.250 --> 01:14:22.750
A quicker in her thighs.

1815
01:14:24.130 --> 01:14:25.670
Her heart racing and sweat

1816
01:14:25.670 --> 01:14:27.680
dripping down between her breasts.

1817
01:14:28.380 --> 01:14:29.930
She had never in all her life

1818
01:14:29.930 --> 01:14:31.850
in all her most erotic fantasies

1819
01:14:32.390 --> 01:14:33.720
never had she imagined

1820
01:14:33.720 --> 01:14:35.350
she could ever feel as much passion

1821
01:14:35.350 --> 01:14:36.560
as she felt in this

1822
01:14:38.350 --> 01:14:39.980
I don't know how to read this stuff.

1823
01:14:41.940 --> 01:14:42.520
I know.

1824
01:14:42.980 --> 01:14:44.360
I make it look easy.

1825
01:15:16.520 --> 01:15:17.180
Uh, yes.

1826
01:15:17.180 --> 01:15:18.560
Yes, it is uh...

1827
01:15:18.560 --> 01:15:20.230
it is quite true what you've heard.

1828
01:15:20.230 --> 01:15:21.520
I am, uh

1829
01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:22.690
I am hung

1830
01:15:22.690 --> 01:15:23.730
like a horse.

1831
01:15:23.980 --> 01:15:25.780
Oh quit going on about your penis!

1832
01:15:25.780 --> 01:15:27.190
We all know you're only doing it

1833
01:15:27.190 --> 01:15:28.150
to forget about the fact

1834
01:15:28.150 --> 01:15:29.650
they took both your testicles.

1835
01:15:29.900 --> 01:15:31.200
Oh, but they took yours too.

1836
01:15:31.200 --> 01:15:32.120
Don't tell them that!

1837
01:15:34.120 --> 01:15:35.030
It is true, though.

1838
01:15:35.580 --> 01:15:36.490
They took them both.