WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:41.825 --> 00:01:43.724 Looks pretty dead. 4 00:01:43.827 --> 00:01:45.208 Should we just go? 5 00:01:47.072 --> 00:01:48.970 Didn't book, eh? 6 00:01:49.074 --> 00:01:50.903 Thought we'd just try our luck. 7 00:01:51.007 --> 00:01:52.905 Wouldn't recommend it. 8 00:01:53.009 --> 00:01:54.321 Especially not you. 9 00:01:54.424 --> 00:01:56.564 Okay, yeah, why's that? 10 00:01:56.668 --> 00:01:58.842 Last group he took out, there was a young fella-- 11 00:01:58.946 --> 00:02:01.397 Looked like you. College kid. 12 00:02:01.500 --> 00:02:03.778 He was taking a piss off the side of the boat 13 00:02:03.882 --> 00:02:05.884 and a bull shark jumped up. 14 00:02:05.987 --> 00:02:07.851 Bit his dick off. 15 00:02:07.955 --> 00:02:10.199 God! 16 00:02:12.408 --> 00:02:13.719 Well, I don't like your chances. 17 00:02:13.823 --> 00:02:15.652 Tuck only started his holidays today, 18 00:02:15.756 --> 00:02:17.585 and he doesn't interrupt his hols for no one. 19 00:02:19.139 --> 00:02:21.279 Speak of the devil, here he is. 20 00:02:29.321 --> 00:02:30.840 Milo, shut up! 21 00:02:30.943 --> 00:02:32.186 Mate, you won't need that. 22 00:02:32.290 --> 00:02:34.464 We got some live chum for you here. 23 00:02:36.535 --> 00:02:39.400 Ah! Who do we have here, then? 24 00:02:39.504 --> 00:02:40.919 Greg. 25 00:02:41.022 --> 00:02:42.576 Tucker. American? 26 00:02:42.679 --> 00:02:44.543 - Canadian. - Ah, lucky escape. 27 00:02:46.027 --> 00:02:47.132 And this friendly face belongs to? 28 00:02:47.236 --> 00:02:48.513 - Heather. - Ah! 29 00:02:48.616 --> 00:02:50.342 Let her answer for herself, Greg. 30 00:02:52.241 --> 00:02:54.381 - I'm Heather. - Heather, lovely. 31 00:02:54.484 --> 00:02:56.037 Let me guess-- Pom? 32 00:02:56.141 --> 00:02:58.557 Oh, not bloody s'posed to say that anymore, are we? 33 00:02:58.661 --> 00:03:01.457 No, it's fine. Um, English, yes. 34 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:03.666 Mate, I told them you were on hols, Tuck. 35 00:03:03.769 --> 00:03:06.600 Ah, so where are you two lovebirds staying, then? 36 00:03:06.703 --> 00:03:08.636 Oh, we're not together. Um... 37 00:03:08.740 --> 00:03:11.570 Just-- Just staying at the hostel. 38 00:03:11.674 --> 00:03:13.745 - Okay. - Sorry we didn't book. 39 00:03:13.848 --> 00:03:15.988 We were supposed to go to SeaWorld with a bunch of others, 40 00:03:16.092 --> 00:03:17.542 but we slept in. 41 00:03:17.645 --> 00:03:19.475 It was a big night. 42 00:03:19.578 --> 00:03:22.167 Yeah, I bet. 43 00:03:22.271 --> 00:03:23.203 Sorry. 44 00:03:23.306 --> 00:03:25.481 So, ah... 45 00:03:25.584 --> 00:03:27.897 I guess no one even knows you guys are here, then. 46 00:03:30.831 --> 00:03:32.177 Why? 47 00:03:32.281 --> 00:03:33.627 Well, I just want to make sure 48 00:03:33.730 --> 00:03:36.008 your last will and testament's in order. 49 00:03:36.733 --> 00:03:38.942 We will be swimming with sharks, after all. 50 00:03:39.667 --> 00:03:41.876 - Oh. - Sweet. 51 00:04:04.002 --> 00:04:06.073 So, I'm seven years old. 52 00:04:06.176 --> 00:04:07.833 I'm out there on my boogie board, 53 00:04:07.937 --> 00:04:09.801 splashing around in the shallows, you know. 54 00:04:09.904 --> 00:04:11.837 Scrawny little arms and legs kind of flapping away 55 00:04:11.941 --> 00:04:14.978 and swimming out there and, I don't know, 56 00:04:15.082 --> 00:04:17.567 I guess from underneath I must have looked like a seal. 57 00:04:17.671 --> 00:04:18.844 Fuckin' boom! 58 00:04:18.948 --> 00:04:20.570 This bloody white gets me. 59 00:04:21.744 --> 00:04:24.367 - And it just let you go? - Yeah. 60 00:04:24.471 --> 00:04:28.889 You are looking at a genuine walking, talking miracle. 61 00:04:28.992 --> 00:04:29.924 Did it hurt? 62 00:04:30.028 --> 00:04:31.581 Well, it didn't tickle. 63 00:04:32.548 --> 00:04:35.136 Yeah, it didn't tickle. 64 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:37.415 Woke me up, though, you know? 65 00:04:39.209 --> 00:04:42.454 I've been wide awake ever since. 66 00:04:42.558 --> 00:04:44.594 And this was just random? 67 00:04:44.698 --> 00:04:46.665 I mean, apparently there was a sign 68 00:04:46.769 --> 00:04:49.634 about a shark sighting or something, but... 69 00:04:49.737 --> 00:04:51.049 oopsie! 70 00:04:51.774 --> 00:04:54.017 Wasn't there someone watching you? 71 00:04:54.984 --> 00:04:56.399 Well... 72 00:04:58.056 --> 00:05:00.852 Let's just say I used to spend a lot of time on my own. 73 00:05:06.547 --> 00:05:09.619 I just can't believe you do this for a living. 74 00:05:09.723 --> 00:05:12.450 I'd never go near water again after that. 75 00:05:14.417 --> 00:05:16.523 It's not the shark's fault. 76 00:05:25.186 --> 00:05:27.188 - You okay? - Yep. 77 00:05:27.292 --> 00:05:28.638 - It'll be alright. - It's fine, yeah. 78 00:05:28.742 --> 00:05:30.053 It's gonna be a great experience. 79 00:05:30.157 --> 00:05:31.089 Yeah. 80 00:05:36.266 --> 00:05:37.820 Alright, crew! 81 00:05:37.923 --> 00:05:40.926 Enough foreplay. Let's, uh, get you two wet! 82 00:05:44.378 --> 00:05:46.242 - Okay... - Don't worry, I got you. 83 00:05:48.762 --> 00:05:51.247 Oh, my God, I can't believe I let you talk me into this. 84 00:05:51.351 --> 00:05:52.869 Oh! Oh! 85 00:05:52.973 --> 00:05:55.803 Oh, it's a mako. Cheetahs of the sea. 86 00:05:57.598 --> 00:05:59.393 I can't do it. 87 00:05:59.497 --> 00:06:00.463 I-I can't-- 88 00:06:00.567 --> 00:06:02.154 Well, not yet, you can't. 89 00:06:02.258 --> 00:06:04.985 'Cause there's still one thing we need to take care of. 90 00:06:05.675 --> 00:06:09.230 Now, listen. This is a very special 91 00:06:09.334 --> 00:06:13.027 ancient relaxation practice that, uh, was taught to me 92 00:06:13.131 --> 00:06:15.961 and then it took many years at sea to master. 93 00:06:16.065 --> 00:06:19.344 If you'll just go with me here, I promise you it'll help. 94 00:06:19.448 --> 00:06:21.139 Now close your eyes. 95 00:06:21.242 --> 00:06:23.106 Take a big, deep inhale. 96 00:06:25.419 --> 00:06:26.662 And out. 97 00:06:28.422 --> 00:06:29.630 And in. 98 00:06:32.046 --> 00:06:33.669 And out. 99 00:06:38.121 --> 00:06:41.262 ♪ Baaaaaaaaa... 100 00:06:41.366 --> 00:06:43.817 ♪ ...by shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 101 00:06:43.920 --> 00:06:46.233 ♪ Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 102 00:06:46.336 --> 00:06:48.684 - ♪ Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ - Wha...? 103 00:06:48.787 --> 00:06:50.720 - ♪ Baby shark - No. 104 00:06:50.824 --> 00:06:52.550 - ♪ Baby shark - ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo 105 00:06:52.653 --> 00:06:54.068 It only works if you sing along. 106 00:06:54.172 --> 00:06:55.345 - I can't! - ♪ Baby shark 107 00:06:55.449 --> 00:06:56.795 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo 108 00:06:56.899 --> 00:06:59.073 ♪ Baby shark... - Come on, Heather! 109 00:06:59.177 --> 00:07:00.247 ♪ Baby shark 110 00:07:00.350 --> 00:07:02.387 ♪ Here comes Mommy Shark 111 00:07:02.491 --> 00:07:03.940 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo 112 00:07:04.044 --> 00:07:05.839 ♪ Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 113 00:07:05.942 --> 00:07:07.841 ♪ Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 114 00:07:07.944 --> 00:07:10.360 ♪ Mommy Shark and Daddy... 115 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:54.888 Mm-hmm. Mm. 116 00:08:34.341 --> 00:08:36.999 Oh, my God, that was amazing! 117 00:08:37.862 --> 00:08:39.208 Shits all over Sea World, eh? 118 00:08:39.311 --> 00:08:40.830 You can say that again. 119 00:08:40.934 --> 00:08:43.177 Yeah, something to tell the grand-kiddies one day. 120 00:08:43.281 --> 00:08:45.007 Dude. So awesome. 121 00:08:45.110 --> 00:08:46.526 Yeah. 122 00:08:46.629 --> 00:08:48.838 Oh, man, thanks so much for fitting us in-- 123 00:08:57.571 --> 00:08:58.883 Welcome aboard. 124 00:09:22.596 --> 00:09:25.081 ♪ On the floors of Tokyo 125 00:09:25.185 --> 00:09:27.946 ♪ Or down in London town to go, go ♪ 126 00:09:28.050 --> 00:09:30.915 ♪ With a record selection and a mirror's reflection ♪ 127 00:09:31.018 --> 00:09:33.469 ♪ I'm dancing with myself 128 00:09:33.573 --> 00:09:36.541 ♪ When there's no one else in sight ♪ 129 00:09:36.645 --> 00:09:38.992 ♪ In the crowded lonely night 130 00:09:39.095 --> 00:09:42.064 ♪ Well, I wait so long for my love vibration ♪ 131 00:09:42.167 --> 00:09:44.135 ♪ And I'm dancing with myself 132 00:09:44.238 --> 00:09:47.000 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 133 00:09:47.103 --> 00:09:50.417 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 134 00:09:50.520 --> 00:09:53.420 ♪ When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 135 00:09:53.523 --> 00:09:55.629 ♪ Then I'm dancing with myself ♪ 136 00:09:55.733 --> 00:09:57.355 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 137 00:09:58.805 --> 00:10:01.704 ♪ If I looked all over the world ♪ 138 00:10:01.808 --> 00:10:04.534 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 139 00:10:04.638 --> 00:10:07.365 ♪ But your empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪ 140 00:10:07.468 --> 00:10:09.850 ♪ Leave me dancing with myself ♪ 141 00:10:09.954 --> 00:10:12.750 ♪ So let's sink another drink 142 00:10:12.853 --> 00:10:15.511 ♪ 'Cause it'll give me time to think ♪ 143 00:10:15.615 --> 00:10:18.479 ♪ If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance ♪ 144 00:10:18.583 --> 00:10:20.861 ♪ And I'd be dancing with myself ♪ 145 00:10:20.965 --> 00:10:23.588 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 146 00:10:23.692 --> 00:10:26.660 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, dancing with myself ♪ 147 00:10:26.764 --> 00:10:29.698 ♪ When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 148 00:10:29.801 --> 00:10:32.079 ♪ Then I'm dancing with myself 149 00:10:34.806 --> 00:10:37.084 Should be there. Did you look where I said? 150 00:10:37.188 --> 00:10:39.777 Yeah, I looked. I can't find the jumper cables. 151 00:10:39.880 --> 00:10:42.400 Oh. Must be out, then. Sorry. 152 00:10:42.503 --> 00:10:44.022 Thanks. 153 00:10:45.679 --> 00:10:47.267 Don't s'pose you have any? 154 00:10:47.370 --> 00:10:48.406 Nah. 155 00:10:51.512 --> 00:10:52.582 What's up? 156 00:10:52.686 --> 00:10:55.275 Hey, how's it going? 157 00:10:55.378 --> 00:10:57.070 Cracker day out there, eh? 158 00:11:05.043 --> 00:11:08.840 ♪ Well, if I looked all over the world ♪ 159 00:11:08.944 --> 00:11:11.740 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 160 00:11:11.843 --> 00:11:14.639 ♪ But your empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪ 161 00:11:14.743 --> 00:11:17.021 ♪ Leave me dancing with myself 162 00:11:17.124 --> 00:11:19.609 ♪ So let's sink another drink 163 00:11:19.713 --> 00:11:21.266 Hey. 164 00:11:21.370 --> 00:11:22.612 Me again. 165 00:11:22.716 --> 00:11:24.200 Yeah, dude, I said I can't help you. 166 00:11:24.304 --> 00:11:26.375 Ah, you really don't have jumper cables? 167 00:11:26.478 --> 00:11:28.170 For this? - What can I say? 168 00:11:28.273 --> 00:11:30.172 I live life on the edge. 169 00:11:30.275 --> 00:11:33.175 I think the cashier might want to see that security footage. 170 00:11:35.936 --> 00:11:37.731 Are you serious? 171 00:11:37.835 --> 00:11:39.008 Is this really what you're doing? 172 00:11:39.112 --> 00:11:40.492 You're blackmailing me. 173 00:11:40.596 --> 00:11:42.149 Well, I just need to get to my car. 174 00:11:42.253 --> 00:11:45.290 I've walked like ten blocks and I can't find any. 175 00:11:45.394 --> 00:11:48.052 Look, I'm not a serial killer, okay? 176 00:11:48.155 --> 00:11:49.294 Promise. 177 00:12:05.483 --> 00:12:06.829 Aisle or window? 178 00:12:09.694 --> 00:12:11.178 I have-- I have this theory 179 00:12:11.282 --> 00:12:17.150 that, um, aisle people are more... open and friendly 180 00:12:17.253 --> 00:12:20.843 whereas, uh, window people are more, um... 181 00:12:20.947 --> 00:12:22.396 private and thoughtful. 182 00:12:24.157 --> 00:12:27.401 Getting major window vibes. 183 00:12:27.505 --> 00:12:28.989 Is this a Mormon thing? 184 00:12:29.093 --> 00:12:30.957 'Cause I'm not joining, so you can save it. 185 00:12:31.060 --> 00:12:33.235 Why-- Why would you think I'm a Mormon? 186 00:12:33.338 --> 00:12:36.169 Dude, you look like you stepped out of The Book of Mormon. 187 00:12:36.272 --> 00:12:39.310 Okay, yeah. No, I'm, uh... 188 00:12:39.413 --> 00:12:41.381 I'm in real estate. 189 00:12:41.484 --> 00:12:43.072 Great. 190 00:12:43.176 --> 00:12:46.420 Selling apartments, not eternal salvation. 191 00:12:49.561 --> 00:12:51.115 Can you just shut the fuck up? 192 00:12:51.218 --> 00:12:53.324 Ah, yep. 193 00:12:55.498 --> 00:12:56.879 Yep. 194 00:13:07.925 --> 00:13:10.134 - Nice wheels. - That was my mum's. 195 00:13:10.237 --> 00:13:12.101 You know, she gave me a good deal. 196 00:13:13.965 --> 00:13:15.795 Is that your mom's, too? 197 00:13:18.521 --> 00:13:20.316 So, where you been surfing? 198 00:13:20.420 --> 00:13:23.250 Oh, ah, Snapper, mostly. It's been good. 199 00:13:23.354 --> 00:13:25.218 The peak's a little shifty, though. 200 00:13:25.321 --> 00:13:26.702 Yeah. 201 00:13:26.806 --> 00:13:28.600 Do you want to know a local secret? 202 00:13:29.670 --> 00:13:31.051 Okay. 203 00:13:31.155 --> 00:13:32.881 You can't tell a soul, though. 204 00:13:32.984 --> 00:13:34.572 Window person, remember? 205 00:13:34.675 --> 00:13:36.298 Yeah. Right. 206 00:13:37.299 --> 00:13:39.197 Okay, well, next time you paddle out, 207 00:13:39.301 --> 00:13:41.959 you want to look to shore for the blue bench. 208 00:13:42.062 --> 00:13:44.616 Right, you wanna sit right in the middle of that bench. 209 00:13:44.720 --> 00:13:47.378 You'll double your wave count. 210 00:13:47.481 --> 00:13:48.655 Thanks. 211 00:13:48.758 --> 00:13:51.278 And look, for the record, I... 212 00:13:51.382 --> 00:13:53.798 I never would have narked about the Slurpee. 213 00:13:53.902 --> 00:13:56.214 No, yeah, I probably shouldn't have 214 00:13:56.318 --> 00:13:59.631 judged a book by its cover, so... we're good. 215 00:14:03.843 --> 00:14:05.396 Moses Markley. 216 00:14:09.089 --> 00:14:11.505 - Zephyr. - Nice to meet you, Zephyr. 217 00:14:14.784 --> 00:14:16.510 Now go start your car. 218 00:14:16.614 --> 00:14:17.857 Yes, ma'am. 219 00:14:26.866 --> 00:14:28.488 Yes! You're a lifesaver. 220 00:14:28.591 --> 00:14:30.248 - You bet. - Thank you. 221 00:14:34.011 --> 00:14:35.805 You a Creedence fan, huh? 222 00:14:35.909 --> 00:14:38.015 Hell yeah. Are you into 'em? 223 00:14:38.118 --> 00:14:40.086 Yeah, sure, just not this song. 224 00:14:40.189 --> 00:14:42.812 What's-- What's wrong with "Ooby Dooby"? 225 00:14:42.916 --> 00:14:44.814 Dude, you have "Fortunate Son," 226 00:14:44.918 --> 00:14:48.025 about poor kids fighting rich people's wars. 227 00:14:48.128 --> 00:14:50.717 And then you have "Long As I Can See the Light, 228 00:14:50.820 --> 00:14:55.273 about, like, an outsider searching to feel understood. 229 00:14:55.377 --> 00:14:56.723 And... 230 00:14:56.826 --> 00:14:58.276 And then you have "Ooby-fuckin'-Dooby," 231 00:14:58.380 --> 00:15:00.278 you know, about some goofy-ass dance. 232 00:15:00.382 --> 00:15:02.418 I just, I don't know. Yeah, it's a bad song. 233 00:15:02.522 --> 00:15:04.110 Objectively. - Okay. 234 00:15:04.213 --> 00:15:06.146 The dance is a metaphor. 235 00:15:06.250 --> 00:15:08.079 The song's about love. - Wow. 236 00:15:08.183 --> 00:15:10.116 It's about that "ooby dooby" feeling you get in your heart... 237 00:15:10.219 --> 00:15:11.876 - Okay. - ...when you find the one, 238 00:15:11.980 --> 00:15:14.051 and you just gotta go for it. 239 00:15:15.259 --> 00:15:17.192 So what's the alternative? 240 00:15:28.617 --> 00:15:30.964 ♪ Your lips, my lips 241 00:15:31.068 --> 00:15:33.967 ♪ Apocalypse 242 00:15:38.799 --> 00:15:41.319 ♪ Your lips, my lips 243 00:15:41.423 --> 00:15:43.632 ♪ Apocalypse 244 00:15:47.187 --> 00:15:50.328 ♪ Go and sneak us through the rivers ♪ 245 00:15:50.432 --> 00:15:52.123 - Ow, ow! - What, what, what, what? 246 00:15:52.227 --> 00:15:53.953 What? 247 00:15:54.056 --> 00:15:58.198 It's a fin key. 248 00:15:58.302 --> 00:16:00.787 ♪ Come out and haunt me 249 00:16:00.890 --> 00:16:03.272 ♪ I know you want me 250 00:16:03.376 --> 00:16:06.310 ♪ Come out and haunt me 251 00:16:07.725 --> 00:16:13.593 ♪ Sharing all your secrets with each other since you were kids ♪ 252 00:16:15.733 --> 00:16:18.080 - Give me a number. - No way. 253 00:16:18.184 --> 00:16:20.980 Oh, come on, I won't judge. Promise. 254 00:16:21.083 --> 00:16:22.567 Okay. 255 00:16:23.603 --> 00:16:24.535 Nine. 256 00:16:24.638 --> 00:16:26.433 Nine! [ Coughs ] Fuck. 257 00:16:26.537 --> 00:16:28.746 Oh, fuck off. You just said no judgment. 258 00:16:28.849 --> 00:16:30.058 Yeah, but... 259 00:16:30.161 --> 00:16:32.646 nine bread rolls in one day? 260 00:16:32.750 --> 00:16:34.027 What can I say? 261 00:16:34.131 --> 00:16:35.097 The waves were all-time, 262 00:16:35.201 --> 00:16:37.237 and bread rolls are cheap. 263 00:16:38.514 --> 00:16:40.309 Not that you have to worry about that. 264 00:16:40.413 --> 00:16:43.519 You have deep psychological issues. 265 00:16:44.934 --> 00:16:47.351 Mm! - Sorry. 266 00:16:48.593 --> 00:16:50.733 I'm honored you'd waste one on me. 267 00:16:53.081 --> 00:16:54.772 It's not wasted. 268 00:16:55.600 --> 00:16:58.258 Do you know how many preservatives are in these things? 269 00:16:59.052 --> 00:17:01.158 - I don't care. - Mm. 270 00:17:01.261 --> 00:17:04.092 You know I've got real food inside, right? 271 00:17:04.195 --> 00:17:07.336 Even have running water. It's kind of a miracle. 272 00:17:08.924 --> 00:17:10.512 I'm good. 273 00:17:22.075 --> 00:17:24.457 So, what got you into surfing? 274 00:17:27.770 --> 00:17:29.393 Because... 275 00:17:29.496 --> 00:17:32.292 it's us against the system. 276 00:17:32.396 --> 00:17:35.847 The system that kills the human spirit. 277 00:17:35.951 --> 00:17:37.608 We stand for something. 278 00:17:37.711 --> 00:17:40.300 To all those dead souls inching along the freeway 279 00:17:40.404 --> 00:17:42.923 in their metal coffins, we show them 280 00:17:43.027 --> 00:17:45.547 that the human spirit is still alive. 281 00:17:45.650 --> 00:17:47.859 You did not just quote "Point Break" at me. 282 00:17:48.791 --> 00:17:49.965 - Maybe. - Mm. 283 00:17:55.626 --> 00:17:57.283 Mm, but really. 284 00:17:58.594 --> 00:18:00.803 Uh, what got you into surfing? 285 00:18:04.669 --> 00:18:06.775 Because there was nothing for me on land. 286 00:18:27.865 --> 00:18:30.247 ♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby 287 00:18:30.350 --> 00:18:33.871 ♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪ 288 00:18:33.974 --> 00:18:34.975 ♪ Ooby-dooby 289 00:19:41.973 --> 00:19:43.423 Shit. 290 00:19:54.676 --> 00:19:55.780 Hello? 291 00:19:58.611 --> 00:19:59.646 Anyone here? 292 00:20:10.036 --> 00:20:13.177 Hey, if you can hear me, I'm just looking for a fin key. 293 00:20:13.281 --> 00:20:15.248 Promise I'll bring it back. 294 00:20:15.352 --> 00:20:17.388 - G'day! - Jesus! 295 00:20:17.492 --> 00:20:19.528 Yeah, not quite. Tucker. 296 00:20:19.632 --> 00:20:21.358 Sorry man, I was just looking for a-- 297 00:20:21.461 --> 00:20:23.360 Fin key. Yeah, I got you covered. 298 00:20:23.463 --> 00:20:25.672 Let's see what we can do here. 299 00:20:26.397 --> 00:20:29.607 Hey, you're pretty brave, surfing up here all alone. 300 00:20:29.711 --> 00:20:31.920 That rip can get pretty hectic. 301 00:20:33.577 --> 00:20:35.613 You're alone, aren't you? 302 00:20:35.717 --> 00:20:37.719 Touché. 303 00:20:37.822 --> 00:20:39.583 Here ya are. 304 00:20:39.686 --> 00:20:42.344 Thanks. I'll bring it right back. 305 00:20:42.448 --> 00:20:45.485 - I got heaps. - Cool. Appreciate ya. 306 00:23:05.901 --> 00:23:07.834 ♪ Come and see the real thing 307 00:23:07.938 --> 00:23:09.836 ♪ Come and see the real thing ♪ 308 00:23:09.940 --> 00:23:12.494 ♪ Come and see 309 00:23:12.598 --> 00:23:15.463 ♪ I am the real thing 310 00:23:26.681 --> 00:23:29.511 ♪ Trying hard to understand that ♪ 311 00:23:29.615 --> 00:23:32.272 ♪ Really not, you're seeing me 312 00:23:32.376 --> 00:23:35.068 ♪ Trying hard to understand that... ♪ 313 00:25:48.408 --> 00:25:50.134 - Hi. - What is this? 314 00:25:50.238 --> 00:25:52.792 W-W-Where are we? 315 00:25:52.896 --> 00:25:54.725 We're on his boat. 316 00:25:54.829 --> 00:25:56.485 Whose fucking boat?! 317 00:25:56.589 --> 00:25:57.694 Uh... 318 00:26:03.320 --> 00:26:05.080 Sorry about the smell. 319 00:26:13.192 --> 00:26:14.262 Help! 320 00:26:14.365 --> 00:26:15.712 - No one can hear-- - Help! 321 00:26:15.815 --> 00:26:18.093 Somebody help! - I've already tried that. 322 00:26:18.197 --> 00:26:19.232 Help! 323 00:27:10.180 --> 00:27:11.699 Shit. 324 00:27:11.802 --> 00:27:13.217 What are you looking for? 325 00:27:13.321 --> 00:27:15.150 Something to get these fucking cuffs off. 326 00:27:15.254 --> 00:27:18.878 You know how to pick a lock? What do we need? 327 00:27:18.982 --> 00:27:22.226 Something long and thin, like a hairpin. 328 00:27:29.613 --> 00:27:31.339 What is it? 329 00:27:33.444 --> 00:27:34.653 Nothing. 330 00:27:40.417 --> 00:27:44.214 ♪ She came all the way from America ♪ 331 00:27:44.317 --> 00:27:48.805 ♪ She had a blind date with destiny ♪ 332 00:27:48.908 --> 00:27:52.153 ♪ And the sound of Te Awamutu... ♪ 333 00:27:52.256 --> 00:27:53.672 Mm! 334 00:28:25.082 --> 00:28:27.636 Hey, is there anyone that'll come looking for you? 335 00:28:27.740 --> 00:28:29.915 Boyfriend or anything? 336 00:28:30.018 --> 00:28:32.676 There was this guy. 337 00:28:32.780 --> 00:28:36.335 We did the shark dive together. 338 00:28:36.438 --> 00:28:37.819 But... 339 00:28:38.647 --> 00:28:40.857 What? 340 00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:42.617 I don't think you wanna know. 341 00:28:49.072 --> 00:28:50.729 Is anyone looking for you? 342 00:28:53.524 --> 00:28:55.078 No. 343 00:29:01.774 --> 00:29:07.711 ♪ Summer's been and gone 344 00:29:07.815 --> 00:29:13.441 ♪ Only winter's from now on 345 00:29:24.624 --> 00:29:25.867 Look, her van was towed. 346 00:29:25.971 --> 00:29:27.351 She wouldn't let that happen, okay? 347 00:29:27.455 --> 00:29:29.664 It's her home. Where-- Where's she gonna sleep? 348 00:29:29.768 --> 00:29:33.288 Look, mate, these transient types living in their cars... 349 00:29:33.392 --> 00:29:34.773 She's not like that. 350 00:29:34.876 --> 00:29:36.257 How long you known this girl? 351 00:29:36.360 --> 00:29:38.259 I mean-- I mean, it was just... 352 00:29:38.362 --> 00:29:39.674 It was just one night. 353 00:29:39.778 --> 00:29:41.745 Or a day and a night. Uh... 354 00:29:41.849 --> 00:29:44.644 A-A solid 10, 11 hours in total. 355 00:29:44.748 --> 00:29:48.441 But it's not about the quantity, it's about the quality. 356 00:29:49.684 --> 00:29:51.928 - What was her name? - Um, Zephyr. 357 00:29:54.206 --> 00:29:55.414 Last name? 358 00:29:57.519 --> 00:29:58.727 Um... 359 00:29:58.831 --> 00:30:00.384 You don't know her last name. 360 00:30:02.835 --> 00:30:04.250 No, I don't. 361 00:30:18.886 --> 00:30:20.508 I should have listened. 362 00:30:23.131 --> 00:30:26.031 My mum didn't want me taking a gap year. 363 00:30:27.342 --> 00:30:30.207 We had the worst fight about it before I left. 364 00:30:32.831 --> 00:30:35.523 Now I'm never going to see her again. 365 00:30:37.870 --> 00:30:40.528 I'm never gonna see anyone again. 366 00:30:48.329 --> 00:30:50.227 Why didn't she want you to take it? 367 00:30:52.643 --> 00:30:55.060 Because of this. 368 00:30:55.163 --> 00:30:57.856 She was worried it wasn't safe. 369 00:30:59.340 --> 00:31:06.450 You see all these stories on the news about travelers and... 370 00:31:15.563 --> 00:31:19.015 She also didn't want me drifting from the plan. 371 00:31:19.981 --> 00:31:21.500 The plan? 372 00:31:23.467 --> 00:31:25.780 Law school. 373 00:31:25.884 --> 00:31:27.816 House on the same street. 374 00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:30.267 That sounds like herplan. 375 00:31:32.166 --> 00:31:33.892 It's your life. 376 00:31:33.995 --> 00:31:36.101 You should tell her that when you see her again. 377 00:31:48.458 --> 00:31:49.700 Why are you here? 378 00:31:51.012 --> 00:31:53.842 In-- In Australia, I mean. 379 00:31:53.946 --> 00:31:54.982 To surf. 380 00:31:56.466 --> 00:31:58.606 Get as far away from home as possible. 381 00:32:00.849 --> 00:32:02.851 Is your family back in America? 382 00:32:02.955 --> 00:32:04.508 Which one? 383 00:32:04.612 --> 00:32:07.718 I got a lot of fucking foster parents to pick from. 384 00:32:08.478 --> 00:32:11.412 Is that why you know how to pick a lock? 385 00:32:11.515 --> 00:32:12.861 What do you mean? 386 00:32:12.965 --> 00:32:15.243 Like, from juvie or something? 387 00:32:15.347 --> 00:32:18.798 Sorry, I... I didn't mean to presume. 388 00:32:18.902 --> 00:32:21.146 No, the only thing I learned in juvie 389 00:32:21.249 --> 00:32:22.837 is sleep with one eye open, 390 00:32:22.941 --> 00:32:25.253 and a shit ton of bad jokes. 391 00:32:26.254 --> 00:32:27.946 Can you tell me one? 392 00:32:28.049 --> 00:32:30.638 Not really in a joke-telling mood right now. 393 00:32:30.741 --> 00:32:34.469 Just to think about something else for one second. 394 00:32:35.574 --> 00:32:36.713 Please? 395 00:32:38.163 --> 00:32:41.028 What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? 396 00:32:41.890 --> 00:32:43.547 What? 397 00:32:43.651 --> 00:32:45.342 The man. 398 00:32:48.207 --> 00:32:50.347 That is so true. 399 00:32:55.594 --> 00:32:57.078 Is that an underwire? 400 00:32:57.182 --> 00:32:58.390 Yeah, it's cutting the shit out of-- 401 00:32:58.493 --> 00:32:59.978 - Give it to me! - Wait, is this for-- 402 00:33:00.081 --> 00:33:02.221 - Yes, yes, the fucking lock! - Oh! 403 00:33:02.981 --> 00:33:04.327 Quick! 404 00:33:07.571 --> 00:33:08.917 Sorry, I'm trying. 405 00:33:28.040 --> 00:33:30.353 Good evening, ladies. 406 00:33:30.456 --> 00:33:32.907 Trust you've had a chance to get acquainted. 407 00:33:33.011 --> 00:33:35.565 Now, you must be starving. 408 00:33:37.187 --> 00:33:39.189 Oh, not a Vegemite fan? 409 00:33:39.293 --> 00:33:41.088 Well, I s'pose you wouldn't be the first foreigner 410 00:33:41.191 --> 00:33:43.366 to feel that way, eh? 411 00:33:43.469 --> 00:33:44.953 There you go, just in case. 412 00:33:45.057 --> 00:33:46.265 Water? 413 00:33:49.682 --> 00:33:50.890 Really? 414 00:33:50.994 --> 00:33:53.479 It's a thousand bloody degrees in here. 415 00:33:55.688 --> 00:33:57.794 Well, please yourself-- - Wait, wait. 416 00:34:12.153 --> 00:34:13.534 Hang on, what's happened to your-- 417 00:34:13.637 --> 00:34:17.296 Hey, asshole. I'm ready for my dinner now. 418 00:34:19.126 --> 00:34:20.575 Oh, if looks could kill. 419 00:34:40.526 --> 00:34:43.771 Have you ever heard of the scarlet king snake? 420 00:34:45.083 --> 00:34:46.636 She's a harmless creature, 421 00:34:46.739 --> 00:34:50.433 but quite cleverly mimics the colorful stripes 422 00:34:50.536 --> 00:34:52.745 of the deadly coral snake. 423 00:34:54.989 --> 00:34:58.717 Now, you're trying hard to be the coral snake, but... 424 00:35:00.167 --> 00:35:02.134 ...we both know that's me. 425 00:35:04.516 --> 00:35:05.758 And you... 426 00:35:05.862 --> 00:35:10.729 Well, you just have a very pretty pattern. 427 00:35:14.940 --> 00:35:16.424 Mmm. 428 00:35:19.151 --> 00:35:20.463 Tastes like fear. 429 00:35:34.684 --> 00:35:36.203 Hooroo! 430 00:35:39.137 --> 00:35:40.586 Are you alright? 431 00:35:51.804 --> 00:35:54.082 - Fuck! - What's going on? 432 00:35:54.186 --> 00:35:55.774 Hold on, I have to concentrate. 433 00:36:00.813 --> 00:36:03.540 Have you got it? 434 00:36:03.644 --> 00:36:04.817 Almost there. 435 00:36:06.716 --> 00:36:08.200 Zephyr? 436 00:36:11.445 --> 00:36:13.447 I-I don't feel good. 437 00:36:15.932 --> 00:36:16.933 No! 438 00:36:17.036 --> 00:36:18.521 No, no! 439 00:36:34.261 --> 00:36:37.540 Oh, you're a fighter. 440 00:36:38.817 --> 00:36:40.612 I love fighters. 441 00:36:42.096 --> 00:36:43.787 Makes for a better show. 442 00:37:21.239 --> 00:37:22.585 What is this? 443 00:37:27.279 --> 00:37:28.936 Why is there a camera? 444 00:37:33.078 --> 00:37:34.735 That's perfect. 445 00:37:42.846 --> 00:37:45.090 Stunning, isn't it? 446 00:37:45.193 --> 00:37:47.610 What is this?! What are you doing?! 447 00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:59.863 You know, most people think that God is... up here. 448 00:37:59.967 --> 00:38:01.451 Nah. 449 00:38:03.936 --> 00:38:05.490 God's down there. 450 00:38:08.147 --> 00:38:09.666 Where it all started. 451 00:38:12.600 --> 00:38:14.326 Where it all ends. 452 00:38:21.920 --> 00:38:26.614 So, I fish at your beach and a couple of others, and... 453 00:38:29.376 --> 00:38:31.964 I was really hoping it'd be you. 454 00:38:32.758 --> 00:38:35.899 You know, I see you, like, come alive on that board. 455 00:38:36.003 --> 00:38:37.453 It's... 456 00:38:39.213 --> 00:38:41.042 ...spiritual. 457 00:38:41.146 --> 00:38:44.149 Now, I don't surf, but I feel the same about... 458 00:38:44.252 --> 00:38:45.599 you know, what I do. 459 00:38:45.702 --> 00:38:46.876 It's... 460 00:38:48.049 --> 00:38:49.637 It's my true calling. 461 00:39:00.821 --> 00:39:02.857 Don't you fucking touch her! 462 00:39:03.789 --> 00:39:05.032 Hey! 463 00:39:15.905 --> 00:39:17.424 Heather. 464 00:39:17.527 --> 00:39:19.978 - Huh? - Hey. 465 00:39:20.081 --> 00:39:21.566 There you are. 466 00:39:23.464 --> 00:39:25.017 There you are. 467 00:39:38.514 --> 00:39:41.793 You know why sharks are more scary than mosquitos, 468 00:39:41.896 --> 00:39:44.416 even though mosquitos kill a million people each year? 469 00:39:44.520 --> 00:39:46.004 I don't fucking care! 470 00:39:46.107 --> 00:39:49.766 It's because people don't think with their brains. 471 00:39:49.870 --> 00:39:52.113 They think with their guts. 472 00:39:52.217 --> 00:39:55.358 Now, your guts can't understand mass-murdering insects 473 00:39:55.462 --> 00:39:58.499 and microscopic diseases. 474 00:39:58.603 --> 00:40:01.226 No, what your guts understand... 475 00:40:01.329 --> 00:40:04.263 ...is 300 razor-sharp teeth 476 00:40:04.367 --> 00:40:06.473 and 2,500 pounds of muscle 477 00:40:06.576 --> 00:40:09.061 tearing flesh from bone. 478 00:40:09.165 --> 00:40:11.685 What your guts understand 479 00:40:11.788 --> 00:40:14.135 is the hierarchy of animals in this world. 480 00:40:18.346 --> 00:40:20.348 No! No! 481 00:40:29.150 --> 00:40:32.395 Please stop! Stop! 482 00:40:32.499 --> 00:40:35.087 Please stop, please stop! Please stop! 483 00:40:35.191 --> 00:40:37.676 Please stop! 484 00:40:37.780 --> 00:40:39.091 What the fuck is wrong with you? 485 00:40:39.195 --> 00:40:40.817 See, the thing about sharks is 486 00:40:40.921 --> 00:40:43.855 they don't actually enjoy eating people, no. 487 00:40:43.958 --> 00:40:45.477 - I want my Mum! - She's just a kid... 488 00:40:45.581 --> 00:40:47.479 When they do attack, it's unquestionably 489 00:40:47.583 --> 00:40:50.482 a case of mistaken identity. 490 00:40:50.586 --> 00:40:53.381 You know, you throw chum overboard day after day 491 00:40:53.485 --> 00:40:55.245 so tourists can get their kicks, 492 00:40:55.349 --> 00:41:02.011 and pretty soon, sharks start to associate boats with food. 493 00:41:03.115 --> 00:41:07.775 Now, some might argue that this is a recipe for more accidents, 494 00:41:07.879 --> 00:41:11.296 and, mm, I'm inclined to agree with him. 495 00:41:28.416 --> 00:41:30.695 Pull her up! Stop! Fucking stop! 496 00:41:47.712 --> 00:41:50.369 No! Pull her up! Pull her up! 497 00:41:52.889 --> 00:41:55.892 Just pull her up! Pull her up, please! 498 00:42:07.870 --> 00:42:09.803 Fuck yeah. 499 00:42:38.832 --> 00:42:41.559 Tell me that ain't the greatest show on Earth. 500 00:42:53.916 --> 00:42:56.504 Oh, come on, don't be like that. 501 00:42:56.608 --> 00:43:00.232 I know you ladies don't like playing second fiddle, but... 502 00:43:00.336 --> 00:43:03.063 it'll be your time to shine tomorrow night. 503 00:43:36.579 --> 00:43:38.995 ♪ I got some money in my pocket ♪ 504 00:43:39.099 --> 00:43:41.619 ♪ I got the car keys in my hand ♪ 505 00:43:41.722 --> 00:43:44.414 ♪ I got myself a couple of tickets ♪ 506 00:43:44.518 --> 00:43:47.625 ♪ To see a rock 'n' rollin' band ♪ 507 00:43:47.728 --> 00:43:50.351 ♪ Come on, girl, just get on your shoes ♪ 508 00:43:50.455 --> 00:43:52.560 ♪ We're gonna hear some sounds 509 00:43:52.664 --> 00:43:58.049 ♪ Come on, babe, you know there ain't no time to mess around ♪ 510 00:43:58.152 --> 00:43:59.291 ♪ Evie 511 00:44:03.364 --> 00:44:08.749 ♪ Evie, Evie, Evie, let your hair hang down ♪ 512 00:44:08.853 --> 00:44:11.683 ♪ Evie, Evie 513 00:44:13.409 --> 00:44:15.445 ♪ Let your hair hang down 514 00:44:19.173 --> 00:44:21.693 ♪ You got the body of a woman 515 00:44:21.797 --> 00:44:23.039 ♪ The way you move it like a queen ♪ 516 00:44:35.638 --> 00:44:40.747 ♪ Come on, babe, you know there ain't no time to mess around ♪ 517 00:44:40.850 --> 00:44:46.062 ♪ Evie, Evie, Evie, let your hair hang down ♪ 518 00:44:46.166 --> 00:44:48.755 ♪ Evie, Evie 519 00:44:48.858 --> 00:44:51.240 ♪ Evie, let your hair hang down ♪ 520 00:44:51.343 --> 00:44:56.694 ♪ Evie, Evie, Evie, let your hair hang down ♪ 521 00:44:56.797 --> 00:44:59.351 ♪ Evie, Evie 522 00:45:01.146 --> 00:45:03.804 ♪ Let your hair hang down 523 00:45:29.036 --> 00:45:31.832 ♪ So, won't you try it, baby 524 00:45:31.936 --> 00:45:34.386 ♪ I'll take you by the hand 525 00:46:35.827 --> 00:46:37.587 Fuck! 526 00:46:37.691 --> 00:46:40.314 Fuck! 527 00:48:07.505 --> 00:48:08.989 May I? 528 00:48:18.688 --> 00:48:21.553 Ah, come on, I know what you're thinking, but... 529 00:48:21.657 --> 00:48:24.142 a joke's only funny once. 530 00:48:24.867 --> 00:48:27.249 Hey, listen, you've lost a lot of fluid 531 00:48:27.352 --> 00:48:31.046 and you know, you're gonna need your strength later. 532 00:48:32.116 --> 00:48:34.187 Where's that fight I saw in you, huh? 533 00:48:35.498 --> 00:48:38.225 Get away from me, you twisted fuck. 534 00:48:43.196 --> 00:48:45.819 Do you understand what happens to the ecosystem 535 00:48:45.923 --> 00:48:48.442 if you remove the shark? 536 00:48:49.236 --> 00:48:53.309 Ah, their-- their prey operates without constraint. 537 00:48:54.552 --> 00:48:56.312 But the shark... 538 00:48:58.107 --> 00:49:00.834 The shark brings order. 539 00:49:00.938 --> 00:49:03.699 And without this... 540 00:49:03.802 --> 00:49:06.184 chaos reigns and... 541 00:49:07.185 --> 00:49:10.119 ...well, weaker creatures just... 542 00:49:10.223 --> 00:49:12.673 think they can do whatever they want. 543 00:49:12.777 --> 00:49:14.744 Jesus. 544 00:49:14.848 --> 00:49:17.506 Give me a fucking break. 545 00:49:17.609 --> 00:49:18.956 I've never met anyone 546 00:49:19.059 --> 00:49:21.234 who likes the sound of their voice so much. 547 00:49:21.959 --> 00:49:24.202 Don't compare yourself to the shark. 548 00:49:24.306 --> 00:49:26.584 They're highly evolved. 549 00:49:26.687 --> 00:49:29.035 You're just a pathetic coward who kills women 550 00:49:29.138 --> 00:49:31.623 because Mommy never loved you, or whatever. 551 00:49:32.728 --> 00:49:35.524 You are the lowest of the low. 552 00:49:36.559 --> 00:49:38.009 A worm. 553 00:49:38.113 --> 00:49:40.563 Even lower than a worm. 554 00:49:40.667 --> 00:49:44.740 You are the toxic fucking trash that floats in the ocean. 555 00:49:54.577 --> 00:49:55.647 Hm. 556 00:50:00.135 --> 00:50:03.207 I notice you haven't used the facilities yet. 557 00:50:04.311 --> 00:50:06.520 You might want to consider that. 558 00:50:06.624 --> 00:50:10.352 You know, things can tend to get a little... 559 00:50:10.455 --> 00:50:11.698 undignified. 560 00:50:56.984 --> 00:50:59.608 No! Pull her up, pull her up! 561 00:50:59.711 --> 00:51:02.611 Please, please, pull her up! 562 00:52:12.750 --> 00:52:14.303 Come on... 563 00:52:53.066 --> 00:52:55.241 Hello? Hello? 564 00:53:00.038 --> 00:53:02.282 Help! I need help! 565 00:53:19.817 --> 00:53:22.509 Help! Help! 566 00:53:22.613 --> 00:53:25.788 Help! Help! 567 00:53:29.999 --> 00:53:32.761 Well, at least someone's having a good time, eh? 568 00:53:40.493 --> 00:53:42.011 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. 569 00:53:43.116 --> 00:53:44.600 Hey, be careful with that. 570 00:53:44.704 --> 00:53:47.396 Hey, you fuckin' put that down. 571 00:53:47.500 --> 00:53:49.156 You put that down or you won't even make it 572 00:53:49.260 --> 00:53:50.917 to the fucking hook. 573 00:53:51.020 --> 00:53:52.194 Ah! 574 00:53:59.546 --> 00:54:00.720 Aah! 575 00:54:34.547 --> 00:54:37.204 We're looking for a blonde female Caucasian... 576 00:56:16.131 --> 00:56:17.995 Hey! 577 00:56:47.990 --> 00:56:49.992 Hey, Milo, shut up! Hey, Tucky! 578 00:56:50.096 --> 00:56:52.270 Mate, I thought you were gone all week. 579 00:56:52.374 --> 00:56:54.134 I gotta get some supplies. 580 00:56:54.238 --> 00:56:55.998 That's not like you to run out. 581 00:56:56.102 --> 00:56:57.241 First time for everything. 582 00:56:57.344 --> 00:56:59.623 Mate, I got something for ya. 583 00:56:59.726 --> 00:57:03.143 Mate, will you stop? I got something good for us. 584 00:57:05.629 --> 00:57:08.494 Yesterday, some rich wanker, right, 585 00:57:08.597 --> 00:57:10.357 pulls up with his rich wanker kid 586 00:57:10.461 --> 00:57:12.118 on a rich wanker boat. 587 00:57:12.221 --> 00:57:13.844 But it was nice, mate. They want to go diving. 588 00:57:13.947 --> 00:57:15.432 I tell them the Tuck's on hols, mate. 589 00:57:15.535 --> 00:57:17.434 But now since you're back, 590 00:57:17.537 --> 00:57:18.952 maybe we can catch them before they go, mate. 591 00:57:19.056 --> 00:57:21.610 I got their number just in case, if... 592 00:57:21.714 --> 00:57:24.717 It's on one of these. 593 00:57:24.820 --> 00:57:28.548 Alright, I reckon there's gonna be a nice tip in this for you 594 00:57:28.652 --> 00:57:30.516 and maybe there's just a little finder's fee 595 00:57:30.619 --> 00:57:33.242 for the old Daveroo, mate. 596 00:57:38.696 --> 00:57:40.215 Ahoy there! 597 00:57:40.318 --> 00:57:42.769 Tucker's Shark Experience is currently closed 598 00:57:42.873 --> 00:57:44.909 while your captain takes a well-earned holiday. 599 00:57:45.013 --> 00:57:47.533 Please call back after the 13th and I'll introduce you 600 00:57:47.636 --> 00:57:49.914 to the most misunderstood creatures on Earth. 601 00:57:51.088 --> 00:57:53.021 Uh, hi. Um... 602 00:57:53.124 --> 00:57:55.713 I'm not exactly sure what I'm asking for, 603 00:57:55.817 --> 00:57:58.992 but, uh, just give me a call back, please. 604 00:57:59.096 --> 00:58:00.200 Thanks. 605 00:58:14.698 --> 00:58:16.562 Can you fucking move? 606 00:58:23.430 --> 00:58:24.708 What? 607 01:00:42.086 --> 01:00:43.570 Fuck. Fuck. 608 01:00:43.674 --> 01:00:45.952 Hey, hey, hey. 609 01:00:46.056 --> 01:00:47.195 Thank you. 610 01:00:47.298 --> 01:00:50.025 You gotta go... go find a paperclip or a skewer 611 01:00:50.129 --> 01:00:52.062 or fucking something to pick the locks with. 612 01:00:52.165 --> 01:00:54.892 I'll talk you through it. Quick, before he comes back. 613 01:00:54.996 --> 01:00:57.895 Go! And call the cops! 614 01:01:00.553 --> 01:01:02.313 Police, fire, or ambulance? 615 01:01:08.285 --> 01:01:11.357 Hello? Police, fire, or ambulance? 616 01:01:11.460 --> 01:01:12.945 Poli-- 617 01:01:17.846 --> 01:01:20.055 Sorry, I can't hear you. Could you repeat that? 618 01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:21.367 Help! 619 01:01:21.470 --> 01:01:22.713 Aah! 620 01:01:30.583 --> 01:01:33.448 Sir, if you need assistance but you're unable to speak, 621 01:01:33.551 --> 01:01:34.621 please press-- 622 01:01:40.041 --> 01:01:42.250 Where the fuck did you come from? 623 01:02:15.455 --> 01:02:16.560 Tuck, are you-- 624 01:02:16.663 --> 01:02:18.148 Are you alright, mate? - Hello?! 625 01:02:21.530 --> 01:02:23.153 Moses? 626 01:02:23.256 --> 01:02:25.431 - Please! - Hello? 627 01:02:25.534 --> 01:02:27.605 Jesus, what... - Help! 628 01:02:27.709 --> 01:02:30.367 Mate, have you got a sheila down there I don't know about? 629 01:02:33.611 --> 01:02:34.992 Fuck, Tuck! 630 01:02:52.389 --> 01:02:55.461 Oh, God. What did you do to him? 631 01:02:56.669 --> 01:03:00.121 Moses! Moses! 632 01:03:58.455 --> 01:03:59.870 Zeph. 633 01:03:59.974 --> 01:04:01.838 I'm right here. 634 01:04:04.150 --> 01:04:06.497 I have fucked up the rescue. 635 01:04:09.776 --> 01:04:12.572 You almost stuck it. 636 01:04:12.676 --> 01:04:14.712 Hm. 637 01:04:14.816 --> 01:04:17.336 Some hero I turned out to be. 638 01:04:17.439 --> 01:04:19.648 Coming to find me is hero enough. 639 01:04:21.650 --> 01:04:24.136 Don't suppose you got through to the cops? 640 01:04:29.382 --> 01:04:31.488 I didn't get to say where we were. 641 01:04:37.597 --> 01:04:39.945 Why are we stopping? 642 01:04:43.362 --> 01:04:44.604 That bad, huh? 643 01:05:12.425 --> 01:05:14.772 Why'd you do a runner that morning? 644 01:05:15.532 --> 01:05:17.948 I told you. Early bird gets the barrel. 645 01:05:18.052 --> 01:05:19.329 Bullshit. 646 01:05:21.814 --> 01:05:23.436 Tell me you didn't feel it. 647 01:05:25.956 --> 01:05:27.716 I'm just better off alone. 648 01:05:27.820 --> 01:05:29.580 No one's better off alone. 649 01:05:31.582 --> 01:05:33.377 That's just something people say. 650 01:05:33.481 --> 01:05:35.310 No. It's not. 651 01:05:35.414 --> 01:05:36.656 You don't know me. You don't-- 652 01:05:36.760 --> 01:05:38.141 I know you. 653 01:05:40.729 --> 01:05:42.490 I know you dig Creedence. 654 01:05:44.664 --> 01:05:46.632 I know you're... 655 01:05:46.735 --> 01:05:48.047 in the Guinness Book of Records 656 01:05:48.151 --> 01:05:50.843 for the most bread rolls consumed in one day. 657 01:05:54.157 --> 01:05:55.606 I know you're tough. 658 01:05:57.781 --> 01:06:00.094 And I know you're really warm. 659 01:06:00.991 --> 01:06:02.406 And funny. 660 01:06:04.512 --> 01:06:06.169 I know... 661 01:06:07.135 --> 01:06:08.930 No, I sense... 662 01:06:09.620 --> 01:06:13.693 ...that you haven't had as much kindness 663 01:06:13.797 --> 01:06:15.868 in your life as you deserve. 664 01:06:15.972 --> 01:06:17.594 Stop. 665 01:06:17.697 --> 01:06:19.561 That's why you ran. 666 01:06:21.011 --> 01:06:22.771 Because... 667 01:06:23.772 --> 01:06:25.843 ...it's hard to trust when... 668 01:06:26.534 --> 01:06:28.363 ...all you know is why you shouldn't. 669 01:06:28.467 --> 01:06:31.159 M-Moses, I really don't have the strength for this right now. 670 01:06:35.129 --> 01:06:36.578 No, you can't! 671 01:06:37.924 --> 01:06:39.788 I've decided to add a matinee. 672 01:06:58.324 --> 01:07:01.189 Holy fuck. Who the fuck is that?! 673 01:07:04.227 --> 01:07:07.023 - No! - Aah! Ah! 674 01:07:07.126 --> 01:07:09.680 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. No, he's not a tourist. 675 01:07:11.303 --> 01:07:13.960 He drives his Mom's Volvo, for fuck's sake. 676 01:07:14.064 --> 01:07:17.033 He has money. Think about it. 677 01:07:17.136 --> 01:07:19.069 They're never gonna stop looking for him. 678 01:07:20.312 --> 01:07:22.831 Don't be fucking stupid. 679 01:07:25.110 --> 01:07:27.595 No! 680 01:07:29.873 --> 01:07:31.288 No! 681 01:07:33.118 --> 01:07:34.533 Moses! 682 01:07:34.636 --> 01:07:36.500 Help! 683 01:07:36.604 --> 01:07:38.433 Aah! 684 01:07:38.537 --> 01:07:40.228 Fucking help! 685 01:07:40.332 --> 01:07:41.712 No! 686 01:07:50.859 --> 01:07:53.414 Fuck! 687 01:07:53.517 --> 01:07:54.484 Wait! 688 01:07:58.212 --> 01:07:59.316 Put me up instead. 689 01:07:59.420 --> 01:08:01.249 - Zeph, no! - Please! 690 01:08:01.353 --> 01:08:02.768 H-He doesn't deserve this! 691 01:08:02.871 --> 01:08:04.735 Aw, how romantic. 692 01:08:05.702 --> 01:08:07.773 It's too bad I'm more of a horror fan. 693 01:08:09.464 --> 01:08:12.295 Fuck! Fuck! Wait, wait, wait, wait. 694 01:08:12.398 --> 01:08:15.884 Stop! Fuck! 695 01:08:15.988 --> 01:08:17.507 Fuck! 696 01:08:21.856 --> 01:08:23.961 Don't you fucking move! 697 01:08:24.065 --> 01:08:26.619 Be as still as you possibly can. 698 01:08:33.109 --> 01:08:34.834 That's a bull shark. 699 01:08:34.938 --> 01:08:37.182 Most culled shark in the ocean. 700 01:08:37.285 --> 01:08:38.735 Serious anger issues. 701 01:09:23.918 --> 01:09:25.816 No! 702 01:09:25.920 --> 01:09:27.301 Fuck you! 703 01:09:27.404 --> 01:09:30.511 Well, that oughta ring the dinner bell. 704 01:09:32.547 --> 01:09:33.272 Fuck! 705 01:09:56.744 --> 01:09:58.435 Please, don't do this. 706 01:10:05.166 --> 01:10:06.409 Fuck yeah. 707 01:10:27.533 --> 01:10:29.466 Brief intermission, ladies and gentlemen. 708 01:10:47.967 --> 01:10:49.037 Moses? 709 01:10:59.151 --> 01:11:00.946 Where's that fuckin' chopper? 710 01:11:09.265 --> 01:11:11.957 Keep going. 711 01:11:12.060 --> 01:11:16.513 Keep going. Keep going. 712 01:11:47.199 --> 01:11:48.338 Fuck! 713 01:12:12.224 --> 01:12:13.432 Ugh... 714 01:12:36.248 --> 01:12:38.250 Guessing he's not hungry. 715 01:12:39.769 --> 01:12:42.530 Look, if it's any consolation, you... 716 01:12:42.634 --> 01:12:45.291 You weren't right for each other. 717 01:12:45.395 --> 01:12:48.950 You know, he's soft and... gooey. 718 01:12:51.125 --> 01:12:52.816 And you're hard. 719 01:12:54.404 --> 01:12:56.889 You're hard as nails. 720 01:12:56.993 --> 01:12:58.097 Like me. 721 01:12:59.651 --> 01:13:02.378 I'm nothing like you. 722 01:13:02.481 --> 01:13:03.827 Yeah, you are. 723 01:13:06.140 --> 01:13:07.900 Yeah, you and me... 724 01:13:09.488 --> 01:13:10.972 ...we're sharks. 725 01:13:13.699 --> 01:13:15.321 Solitary creatures. 726 01:13:27.161 --> 01:13:29.405 We fend for ourselves. 727 01:13:47.871 --> 01:13:50.184 Yeah, I've got a feeling that 728 01:13:50.287 --> 01:13:54.809 tonight's show is gonna be fuckin' one for the ages. 729 01:14:31.674 --> 01:14:33.503 Fuck. 730 01:14:42.339 --> 01:14:44.894 It's probably a good thing you can't see this. 731 01:15:21.068 --> 01:15:23.104 ♪ Mommy Shark 732 01:15:24.243 --> 01:15:26.004 ♪ Mommy Shark 733 01:15:27.074 --> 01:15:29.007 ♪ Mommy Shark 734 01:15:29.110 --> 01:15:30.629 ♪ Mommy Shark 735 01:15:31.388 --> 01:15:32.976 ♪ Mommy Shark 736 01:15:34.288 --> 01:15:35.807 ♪ Mommy Shark 737 01:15:36.773 --> 01:15:38.706 ♪ Mommy Shark 738 01:15:39.604 --> 01:15:40.984 ♪ Mommy Shark 739 01:16:19.989 --> 01:16:22.301 Oh, yes, yes, yes! 740 01:16:39.767 --> 01:16:42.943 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 741 01:16:43.046 --> 01:16:44.358 No. Fuck! 742 01:16:55.162 --> 01:16:56.266 Oh! 743 01:19:23.551 --> 01:19:24.760 Help! 744 01:19:31.836 --> 01:19:33.389 Help! 745 01:19:58.034 --> 01:20:06.560 ♪ For you are mine at last ♪ 746 01:20:06.663 --> 01:20:13.256 ♪ For you are mine 747 01:20:13.360 --> 01:20:23.128 ♪ At last 748 01:20:40.766 --> 01:20:41.940 Zeph. 749 01:20:47.497 --> 01:20:51.639 Oh, mate, you think you don't want to watch... 750 01:20:51.743 --> 01:20:55.885 But deep down... you do. 751 01:20:58.267 --> 01:21:00.579 That's the thing about us men, man. 752 01:21:02.409 --> 01:21:07.932 We don't really know what's inside until it pops out. 753 01:21:09.347 --> 01:21:13.282 And once that happens, there's really no stuffing it back in. 754 01:21:23.326 --> 01:21:26.191 Now, can either of you tell me 755 01:21:26.295 --> 01:21:30.747 why the marlin is the sports fisherman's fish of choice? 756 01:21:30.851 --> 01:21:32.646 Anyone? I'll give you a hint. 757 01:21:32.749 --> 01:21:34.165 It's not because of her size 758 01:21:34.268 --> 01:21:36.961 and it's not because of her beauty. 759 01:21:37.064 --> 01:21:40.516 It's because of her... fight! 760 01:21:43.450 --> 01:21:46.660 See, every fisherman loves a good fight. 761 01:21:46.763 --> 01:21:48.351 And you'll get a marlin 762 01:21:48.455 --> 01:21:50.043 and you'll fuckin' bring her right in there 763 01:21:50.146 --> 01:21:51.147 and you'll get her right up to the boat 764 01:21:51.251 --> 01:21:53.080 and you'll think you've got her 765 01:21:53.184 --> 01:21:55.358 and then fuckin'-- zzzz!-- she makes another run for it 766 01:21:55.462 --> 01:21:57.843 and it's fucking exhilarating, man. 767 01:21:57.947 --> 01:21:59.466 You know? 768 01:21:59.569 --> 01:22:04.643 But the thing the fish doesn't realize 769 01:22:04.747 --> 01:22:07.681 is that once that hook sets, 770 01:22:07.784 --> 01:22:10.339 no matter how hard she runs, 771 01:22:10.442 --> 01:22:13.929 doesn't matter how many times... 772 01:22:14.032 --> 01:22:16.103 she's already in the boat. 773 01:22:18.968 --> 01:22:22.903 And the game's rigged, you know? 774 01:22:23.007 --> 01:22:25.733 'Cause it's life and death for the fish. 775 01:22:25.837 --> 01:22:27.666 But for the fishermen, 776 01:22:27.770 --> 01:22:33.741 it's just an afternoon of good old-fashioned fun. 777 01:22:39.161 --> 01:22:41.887 Fun can't last forever, though, can it? 778 01:22:41.991 --> 01:22:43.717 No, no. 779 01:22:43.820 --> 01:22:48.929 No, sooner or later, the marlin must meet her fate. 780 01:23:00.216 --> 01:23:02.563 Oh! 781 01:23:08.776 --> 01:23:11.503 Oh, I'd hoped this would be one for the ages. 782 01:23:13.160 --> 01:23:14.472 I was right. 783 01:23:19.787 --> 01:23:21.720 Fuck, she's gonna turn those little arms and legs 784 01:23:21.824 --> 01:23:23.515 into toothpicks. 785 01:23:24.758 --> 01:23:27.519 Right! Places, please! 786 01:23:27.623 --> 01:23:29.935 And... 787 01:23:30.039 --> 01:23:31.109 action! 788 01:23:34.492 --> 01:23:35.596 Oh, fuck. 789 01:23:35.700 --> 01:23:37.012 Oh, fuck, be calm. 790 01:23:37.115 --> 01:23:39.324 Be calm. - Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 791 01:23:39.428 --> 01:23:40.429 Stop! 792 01:24:08.146 --> 01:24:10.148 Oi! Get! 793 01:24:11.184 --> 01:24:13.048 Go on, get! It's not your night. 794 01:24:47.254 --> 01:24:49.222 Where are ya? 795 01:24:51.914 --> 01:24:54.779 I know you're there, babe, or the bull wouldn't have left. 796 01:25:26.466 --> 01:25:30.504 You just won't quit, will you, marlin? 797 01:25:30.608 --> 01:25:31.609 Behind you! 798 01:25:46.141 --> 01:25:49.040 - Boo! - Aah! 799 01:27:32.661 --> 01:27:34.594 Where are you, marlin? 800 01:28:29.511 --> 01:28:31.306 Ooby dooby, motherfucker. 801 01:30:02.742 --> 01:30:05.192 Aah! 802 01:30:05.296 --> 01:30:07.885 Zeph! 803 01:30:07.988 --> 01:30:09.714 Zeph! 804 01:30:20.035 --> 01:30:21.208 Zeph! 805 01:31:17.886 --> 01:31:19.577 Moses? Hey. 806 01:31:19.681 --> 01:31:22.097 Moses! 807 01:31:22.200 --> 01:31:23.305 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 808 01:31:23.408 --> 01:31:26.101 Moses, wake up. Wake up. 809 01:31:28.103 --> 01:31:30.070 Moses, please wake up. 810 01:31:30.174 --> 01:31:31.278 Hey. 811 01:31:49.504 --> 01:31:52.852 Help! 812 01:31:52.955 --> 01:31:57.684 Help! Help! 813 01:32:00.894 --> 01:32:03.034 Help! 814 01:32:07.901 --> 01:32:09.696 Help! 815 01:32:12.285 --> 01:32:14.252 Help! 816 01:32:27.611 --> 01:32:30.959 Moses! Hey, hey, Mo, wake up. 817 01:32:31.062 --> 01:32:34.376 Moses, wake up. Help is on the way. 818 01:32:34.479 --> 01:32:36.343 Hey. Please wake up. 819 01:32:36.447 --> 01:32:38.587 Please. Hey. 820 01:32:38.691 --> 01:32:41.521 Hey, hey. Moses. 821 01:32:41.625 --> 01:32:43.730 Hey, I want to tell you something. 822 01:32:43.834 --> 01:32:47.182 When I said there's nothing for me on land? 823 01:32:47.285 --> 01:32:50.185 There's you. Okay? 824 01:32:50.288 --> 01:32:51.566 Please wake up. 825 01:32:55.708 --> 01:32:57.744 Oh, my God. 826 01:32:59.297 --> 01:33:00.644 I knew it. 827 01:33:02.266 --> 01:33:04.130 ♪ Hey, baby, when you jump over here ♪ 828 01:33:04.233 --> 01:33:07.167 ♪ When you do the ooby-dooby I want to be near ♪ 829 01:33:07.271 --> 01:33:08.686 ♪ Ooby-dooby 830 01:33:09.653 --> 01:33:11.516 ♪ Ooby-dooby 831 01:33:12.138 --> 01:33:15.003 ♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪ 832 01:33:15.106 --> 01:33:16.729 ♪ Ooby-dooby 833 01:33:17.522 --> 01:33:20.698 ♪ Well, you wiggle to the left, wiggle to the right ♪ 834 01:33:20.802 --> 01:33:23.218 ♪ Do the ooby-dooby with all of your might ♪ 835 01:33:23.321 --> 01:33:24.633 ♪ Ooby-dooby 836 01:33:25.876 --> 01:33:27.153 ♪ Ooby-dooby 837 01:33:28.464 --> 01:33:31.295 ♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪ 838 01:33:31.398 --> 01:33:33.849 ♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah 839 01:33:33.953 --> 01:33:36.852 ♪ Well, you wiggle and you shake like a big rattle snake ♪ 840 01:33:36.956 --> 01:33:39.475 ♪ You do the ooby-dooby till you think your heart'll break ♪ 841 01:33:39.579 --> 01:33:41.132 ♪ Ooby-dooby 842 01:33:42.306 --> 01:33:43.410 ♪ Ooby-dooby 843 01:33:44.757 --> 01:33:47.449 ♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪ 844 01:33:47.552 --> 01:33:50.452 ♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah 845 01:33:53.662 --> 01:33:57.183 ♪ Do-wah-do-wah-ah 846 01:33:58.391 --> 01:34:04.708 ♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah-ah 847 01:34:06.502 --> 01:34:07.434 ♪ Ooby-dooby 848 01:34:11.853 --> 01:34:12.957 ♪ Ooby-dooby 849 01:34:17.306 --> 01:34:18.618 ♪ Ooby-dooby 850 01:34:22.449 --> 01:34:25.211 ♪ Well, you'll be struttin' 'cause now you know ♪ 851 01:34:25.314 --> 01:34:28.076 ♪ How to do the ooby-dooby, now baby let's go! ♪ 852 01:34:28.179 --> 01:34:29.215 ♪ Ooby-dooby 853 01:34:30.630 --> 01:34:32.011 ♪ Ooby-dooby 854 01:34:33.357 --> 01:34:35.911 ♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪ 855 01:34:36.015 --> 01:34:38.776 ♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah 856 01:34:38.880 --> 01:34:41.227 ♪ Hey, baby, jump over here 857 01:34:41.330 --> 01:34:44.195 ♪ When you do the ooby-dooby I gotta be near ♪ 858 01:34:44.299 --> 01:34:45.403 ♪ Ooby-dooby 859 01:34:46.888 --> 01:34:48.510 ♪ Ooby-dooby 860 01:34:49.407 --> 01:34:52.238 ♪ Ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby, ooby-dooby ♪ 861 01:34:52.341 --> 01:34:55.759 ♪ Do-wah-do-wah-do-wah 862 01:35:19.058 --> 01:35:22.302 ♪ Don't walk up close behind her ♪ 863 01:35:24.201 --> 01:35:27.031 ♪ Don't whisper in her ear 864 01:35:29.275 --> 01:35:32.381 ♪ Don't think you can outsmart her ♪ 865 01:35:34.487 --> 01:35:37.248 ♪ For soon you'll disappear 866 01:35:39.630 --> 01:35:42.529 ♪ Be careful what you wish for 867 01:35:44.669 --> 01:35:47.155 ♪ Little fishies that you took 868 01:35:49.813 --> 01:35:52.781 ♪ There's blood all in the water ♪ 869 01:35:54.818 --> 01:35:57.544 ♪ And you just got the hook 870 01:35:59.857 --> 01:36:02.549 ♪ No man will ever own her 871 01:36:02.653 --> 01:36:04.966 ♪ She's dangerous 872 01:36:05.069 --> 01:36:07.416 ♪ The queen below the water 873 01:36:07.520 --> 01:36:10.005 ♪ She's dangerous 874 01:36:10.109 --> 01:36:12.525 ♪ Don't ever swim above her 875 01:36:12.628 --> 01:36:14.872 ♪ She's dangerous 876 01:36:14.976 --> 01:36:17.737 ♪ Don't say I didn't warn ya 877 01:36:40.173 --> 01:36:43.418 ♪ Don't tread where you not oughta ♪ 878 01:36:45.247 --> 01:36:48.147 ♪ Don't curse away the sun 879 01:36:50.459 --> 01:36:53.566 ♪ Don't play the game that brought ya ♪ 880 01:36:55.706 --> 01:36:58.329 ♪ The sickness on the rain 881 01:37:00.435 --> 01:37:03.887 ♪ Don't sleep without the darkness ♪ 882 01:37:05.474 --> 01:37:08.270 ♪ Don't dream without the light ♪ 883 01:37:10.755 --> 01:37:13.586 ♪ The twisted mind inside ya 884 01:37:15.933 --> 01:37:18.384 ♪ Is bound to feel the bite 885 01:37:20.904 --> 01:37:23.354 ♪ No man will ever own her 886 01:37:23.458 --> 01:37:25.563 ♪ She's dangerous 887 01:37:25.667 --> 01:37:27.911 ♪ The queen below the water 888 01:37:28.014 --> 01:37:30.637 ♪ She's dangerous 889 01:37:30.741 --> 01:37:32.950 ♪ Don't ever swim above her 890 01:37:33.054 --> 01:37:35.677 ♪ She's dangerous 891 01:37:35.780 --> 01:37:38.369 ♪ Don't say I didn't warn ya 892 01:37:38.473 --> 01:37:40.682 ♪ She's dangerous 893 01:37:40.785 --> 01:37:43.478 ♪ No man will ever own her 894 01:37:43.581 --> 01:37:45.860 ♪ She's dangerous 895 01:37:45.963 --> 01:37:48.379 ♪ The queen below the water 896 01:37:48.483 --> 01:37:50.934 ♪ She's dangerous 897 01:37:51.037 --> 01:37:53.419 ♪ Don't ever swim above her 898 01:37:53.522 --> 01:37:55.835 ♪ She's dangerous 899 01:37:55.939 --> 01:37:58.631 ♪ Don't say I didn't warn ya