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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, will the real nigga please
stand up and all the fake

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sit down?

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Let me fix my crown.

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I love this for you.

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But you got to crop it
like right there, though.

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Oh, I see it.

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That was it.

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That was it.

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That was it.

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Oh, my god.

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We are about to look muy
bonita chiliando in Espana.

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My bad.

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But we are about to
tear Spain up, OK?

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Beaches, topless--

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Spanish boys!

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You're going to love Valencia.

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The camp we're
working at is bomb.

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Oh, hell, no.

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That's my mom.

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"Pick up your brother
and come home ASAP."

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You know what?

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The dopest thing about Spain
is that I'm 7,000 miles away

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from my dumb family.

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My brother's in prison.

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I'd give anything to have
an extra moment with him.

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Ooh.

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"They're your kids.

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Not mine."

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Did you just send that
to your Black mom?

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Girl, that was a death wish.

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I met this girl down in Tally,
she said she flew in from Cali.

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Not LA, though, she
live in the Valley.

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Four rings on my hand,
look like an Audi.

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Might do a show in
NC, and say,,,

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and pop out in Raleigh.

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Damn, girl.

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About to throw me up
out of here, ain't you?

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Come on, fam.

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I was trying to hear
the rest of the song.

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That's why god invented Spotify.

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Oh, yeah.

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Mom was right about you.

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What'd you say?

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Don't be mad she tell me
stuff she don't tell you.

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What does she tell you?

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Don't worry about it.

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I'm worrying about it right now
because you just brought it up.

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Go talk to your mother.

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Yo, I'm not talking to
the back of your head.

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What is she saying?

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Talk to your mother about it.

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I'm talking to you about it.

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I ain't talking to you.

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Say it.

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God, can you go in
your room, please?

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Always talking shit.

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Damn, Melissa.

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The girls could be in sales.

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That's your future.

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Go outside.

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Do you only consume dark media?

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Reality is darkness, Tanya.

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You avoid it.

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I run toward it.

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Zack, we talked about this.

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Don't sneak up on people.

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It's creepy.

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I wanted to say hi, but I
didn't want to interrupt you.

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Hey, where were
you this morning?

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I've been seeing the same
murder of crows lately.

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Did you know a group of
crows is called "murder?"

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Dope.

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I fed them and
followed them around.

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I ended up in Winnetka.

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They had some beef with another
murder, but I squashed it.

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Did you know crows
can recognize faces?

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That means I've made
friends for life.

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That's really cool, Zack.

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Maybe next time, don't
go so far, though.

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Mom!

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Hi.

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Please?

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I need an allowance.

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I used all my money
on food for my crows.

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I need more money!

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Mom--

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What--

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Mom?

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Kenny, can you not
be a degenerate

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for, like, five minutes?

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Why?

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What's popping in five minutes?

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Mom had a nervous breakdown.

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Girl, Black folks
don't have those.

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They do when the boss'
mediocre white son

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gets a promotion over them.

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You could have done a
more comprehensive report

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in half the time if
you just used Canva.

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Whoa!

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Was that comprehensive enough?

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Dickless--

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And now she has
to go to Thailand

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to an immersive two-month
yoga meditation retreat.

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Yo, so we finna have a
whole house to ourself?

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What is wrong with you?

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I can't go to Spain.

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Mom needs some money
for her retreat.

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My summer's ruined.

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Why your Black girl try to
got to crush my Black boy joy?

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I found stuff online to heal
you-- good, cheap, local stuff,

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like CBD oil and massages and--

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Oh, you can pet rescue dogs.

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The doctor said to avoid
stress at all times.

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If you keep this up, I swear
to God, Imma slap you to Spain.

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Zack, come say goodbye.

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What are you tripping for?

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We got no supervision
for months.

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We finna live like white kids.

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Zack?

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We're throwing a party tonight.

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Tonight?

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That is not enough time.

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Day off.

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Keep the crowd small.

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Where are you?

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You just don't know shit.

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Oh, and make sure
you invite Gabby,

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because she wants to just fuck.

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Zack?

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Zack?

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Zack?

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Where are you?

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Come here, boy.

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I'm going to miss you.

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I want you to have a good trip.

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And don't worry, we'll deal
with these abandonment issues

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later in life.

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Oh, you're not being abandoned.

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Hello.

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What a pretty, young lady.

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Look, it's great that
you've witnessed Jehovah

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or whatever, but
now's a bad time.

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Oh, no, dear.

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I'm Ms. Sturak, the babysitter.

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You can call me ADT--

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I'll be keeping you
safe all summer.

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Oh, hell no.

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The bills are on
autopay, and this should

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take care of food and stuff.

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We're so blessed that
you can do this for us

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at such short notice.

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Well, I could tell from
your Facebook post,

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you're a good woman
who just needed a hand.

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Aw, my co-worker said you
were such a sweetheart.

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Thank you.

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A babysitter is a
huge waste of money.

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I can handle it here.

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You always say I need to act
like an adult. Give me a chance

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to.

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I mean, I drive those
damn kids around.

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Those "damn kids?"

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You mean your
brothers and sisters

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that you drive around in my car?

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What else?

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What else is on your long
list of adult behavior?

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When's the last time you
paid a bill, cooked a meal,

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cleaned the house
without being told to?

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Hell, did anything
without being told to?

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You don't have a clue
what to do with your life.

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You never had a job.

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And you barely got into
Howard, even with my hook up.

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Can you not read me for filth?

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I need a break.

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Otherwise, you're going
to lose another parent.

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Jesus, mom.

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Give me a hug.

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Hug me, girl.

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Thank you, Ms. Sturak.

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Love you, kids.

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Love you, too.

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Bye.

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Hurry up.

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Get me out of here.

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There goes my summer.

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Bye, summer.

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Oh, dude.

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What the shit?

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I watch "Madea" movies.

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I know how to discipline
you little n-words.

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Oh, do you think that
it's less racist if you

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don't say the actual word?

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Why are you strapped?

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Oh, relax.

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It's just a starter pistol.

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Where's my room?

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Get my bag.

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You get that.

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Zack, come on.

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Come on.

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Violate my rules
at your own peril.

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No more of this garbage.

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Run a mile.

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You'll never get a man with
that couch-dimpled derriere.

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Where do you think you're going?

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You got a week to get that
crap out of your system.

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After that, I'll tell the
cops you roughed me up

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in a fit of reefer madness.

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Makeup is for Geisha whores.

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Well, don't
you look precious?

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You know what's not so precious?

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Gonorrhea.

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Please, no more.

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Catch a case off her old ass.

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What's wrong with you?

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You ever seen a
10-minute STI slide show?

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What's an STI?

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Do something, bro.

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She's only here because
you suck so bad at life

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that mom didn't trust
you to watch us.

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Or she thought
you'd get so stoned

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that you'd burn the house down.

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I think it's both.

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Whatever.

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How are we going to have
this party while she here?

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So sorry for how we behaved.

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Our mom didn't tell
us we had a sitter.

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Looking at you, I can tell--

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-why she wanted to surprise us.

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Surprises are for kids'
parties and the Japanese.

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Right.

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Well, I know you said no
guests, but we had already

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invited our church
friends for Bible study,

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and we can't cancel on Jesus.

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You better not wake me up.

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I get very grumpy
when I get woken up.

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More grumpy?

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Would you like an allergy pill?

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Sure.

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And a whiskey neat.

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OK.

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Oh, and you might hear music,
but it's Christian hip hop.

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DJ Cardinal's spin.

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Hip hop ruined the Blacks.

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I met this girl down in Tally,
she said she flew in from Cali.

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Not LA, though, she
live in the Valley.

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Four rings on my hand,
look like an Audi.

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Might do a show in
NC, and say,,,

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and pop out in Raleigh.

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I can't with
that,, she a lame.

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She be talking too
much, she too rowdy.

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But she's still on my
phone, in my texts,

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tryna drag her
fingers on my neck.

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She want get intimate,
flesh to flesh.

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Yeah, she crazy, but
not like the rest.

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I thought we said
five people each?

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00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:10,522
I guess everybody
invited five too.

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This is way too much.

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00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,830
Come on, I think we should stop.

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Hey, Sheila and Duana
going to Howard too.

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Go make friends.

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You don't want to be no
simp at college too, do you?

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Bye!

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Shit is litty.

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I told you.

268
00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,150
Sorry her mom died, though.

269
00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,761
His mom didn't die, dummy.

270
00:10:31,804 --> 00:10:32,718
What?

271
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,024
Oh, I was half listening.

272
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,025
Play out that loud bit.

273
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:38,985
Hey, Shelly.

274
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,858
Hey, Duana.

275
00:10:41,901 --> 00:10:43,947
Oh, Shelly.

276
00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,513
Hey.

277
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,993
Tanya.

278
00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:48,560
Tanya Crandell?

279
00:10:48,603 --> 00:10:49,909
From school?

280
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,911
And from this house?

281
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,521
This is my house?

282
00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,699
Uh-- Um, yall are
going to Howard, right?

283
00:10:56,742 --> 00:10:58,744
Me too.

284
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,051
It'd be nice to have some
Cali girls there, you know?

285
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:01,921
West side.

286
00:11:04,184 --> 00:11:08,623
Oh, we was having a
whole conversation.

287
00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:08,928
That's fine.

288
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:17,937
Aw, that was hard
to watch, mama.

289
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:18,721
Come sit.

290
00:11:18,764 --> 00:11:19,939
Come sit.

291
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:20,853
They need to watch it.

292
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:21,680
Do you want a drink?

293
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:22,028
We got you.

294
00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:24,030
Listen up.

295
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,076
I want to thank everybody for
coming to my brother Kenny's

296
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,251
party.

297
00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:29,296
And I just want
to remind y'all--

298
00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:31,603
if you ain't twerking,
it ain't working.

299
00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:32,996
DJ, drop the music!

300
00:12:49,289 --> 00:12:51,988
Good morning, Mrs. Sturak.

301
00:12:52,031 --> 00:12:53,946
I just wanted to make sure
you slept through the--

302
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:55,948
Bible study.

303
00:12:55,992 --> 00:13:01,998
The part of Bible study that
got a little loud with praise.

304
00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:05,044
Ms. Sturak?

305
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:05,915
Ms. Sturak?

306
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:09,832
Ms. Sturak?

307
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,099
Ms. Sturak?

308
00:13:16,142 --> 00:13:18,057
Ms. Sturak, wake up.

309
00:13:18,101 --> 00:13:19,189
Mrs. Sturak-- Oh, wait--

310
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,016
Whoa.

311
00:13:23,062 --> 00:13:23,889
Help!

312
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:26,413
Kenny!

313
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,415
Sweet, my first dead body.

314
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,504
I'd say she'd be
missed, but I doubt it.

315
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:31,984
I'm for sure going to juvie.

316
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:33,072
Hold on, wait.

317
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,073
They going to try to
charge me as an adult.

318
00:13:35,074 --> 00:13:35,901
Y'all, we got to pack up.

319
00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:36,162
We need to go to Mexico.

320
00:13:36,206 --> 00:13:37,033
9-1-1.

321
00:13:37,076 --> 00:13:38,295
What is your emergency?

322
00:13:38,338 --> 00:13:39,252
We can definitely
not call the cops.

323
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,601
Hell, no.

324
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,994
We got a dead white
woman in our house.

325
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,517
They lynch people for much less.

326
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,041
That feels dishonest.

327
00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:47,173
Let's call mom, see
what she thinks.

328
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:48,392
Wrong again, little man.

329
00:13:48,435 --> 00:13:50,089
The second we tell
mom, she's going

330
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,395
to be on the first day smoking.

331
00:13:51,438 --> 00:13:53,179
And we cannot let that happen.

332
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,398
Right.

333
00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:55,573
Because then we can't
throw parties like we do--

334
00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:56,966
No, because she's
not on vacation.

335
00:13:57,009 --> 00:13:58,271
She had a nervous breakdown.

336
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:01,666
Leaving that place too soon
could really mess her up.

337
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:03,146
This is why I really miss dad.

338
00:14:03,189 --> 00:14:04,190
This is why?

339
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:04,451
Really?

340
00:14:08,107 --> 00:14:10,066
Zack, are you OK?

341
00:14:10,109 --> 00:14:10,936
Yeah.

342
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,633
I'm just not used
to being wrong.

343
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,635
Kenny, how do you deal
with this so often?

344
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,681
It just needs some
time to think.

345
00:14:16,724 --> 00:14:18,552
Your time to think
it's her time to stink.

346
00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,163
We need to put her in
the fridge to slow decay.

347
00:14:20,206 --> 00:14:22,165
Not the freezer, that
could cause tissue damage.

348
00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,427
Shows premeditation.

349
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:30,260
Watch out.

350
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,696
Watch out!

351
00:14:31,739 --> 00:14:32,392
Stop pushing.

352
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,219
She's slipping!

353
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,742
All right.

354
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,135
Y'all about to make me
hit her head on the wall.

355
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,354
Zack!

356
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:44,404
Damn.

357
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:48,756
She's heavy.

358
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,279
Come on.

359
00:15:01,247 --> 00:15:05,991
Well, shall we?

360
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:10,213
I got it, I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it, I got it.

361
00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:11,518
Push it back.

362
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,042
OK, other side.

363
00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,661
I need some air.

364
00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:40,504
We had a 911 hang up from here?

365
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:42,506
Oh, that was my brother.

366
00:15:42,549 --> 00:15:44,247
Our mistake, officer.

367
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:47,206
You how kids are these
days, all cell phone.

368
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,862
He just didn't realize it still
dials even if you don't call.

369
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,168
You all live here?

370
00:15:52,211 --> 00:15:53,169
All our lives.

371
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,257
Along with our mom.

372
00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:55,214
She's not here.

373
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,259
She's--

374
00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:58,217
Out on a very deserving spa day.

375
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:00,741
You sure?

376
00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:01,960
Sorry, officer.

377
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,744
I really can't invite you in.

378
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,746
Strict house rules.

379
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,923
You work at the Sheriff's
Department, right?

380
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:11,926
I used to play lacrosse with
a kid who dad works there.

381
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:17,541
His name was Harry Sarkisian.

382
00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:18,585
He's the sheriff.

383
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:24,374
Yeah.

384
00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,379
Tell him I said hi.

385
00:16:33,948 --> 00:16:35,733
Just be careful kids.

386
00:16:35,776 --> 00:16:38,605
OK, a phone's not a toy.

387
00:16:56,884 --> 00:16:57,624
Nice work.

388
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,799
How'd you do that?

389
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,497
You actually saved our asses.

390
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,673
The hell are y'all
celebrating for?

391
00:17:02,716 --> 00:17:04,153
That shit was humiliating.

392
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:05,719
How many niggas you
know lucky enough

393
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:06,894
to know the sheriff's son?

394
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,635
What were you thinking?

395
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:10,463
You out here just walking up to
him, not calling him "officer?"

396
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,725
Man was ready to pop off.

397
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:12,987
He ain't even believe
we lived here.

398
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:13,597
All right.

399
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,293
I'm sorry.

400
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,904
I screwed up.

401
00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,602
We still have a dead lady here.

402
00:17:18,645 --> 00:17:20,169
OK, bet.

403
00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:20,952
Middle of the night, we
drop off at the funeral home

404
00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:21,648
with a note.

405
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,476
It's not 1991.

406
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,695
There are cameras everywhere.

407
00:17:24,738 --> 00:17:26,827
Use your head.

408
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,002
Of course.

409
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:29,352
Why didn't I think
of this already?

410
00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:32,746
"Murderous Mama" season
four, episode 12.

411
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:33,269
Guys!

412
00:17:36,228 --> 00:17:40,885
The "Three Cheers
for Death" episode.

413
00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:44,236
We take her to a remote
area, we inject, like,

414
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,108
a gallon of liquor into her.

415
00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:55,160
We strap her into her car,
then drive it into a tree.

416
00:17:58,598 --> 00:18:01,471
Police say a drunk old bitty
lost control of her car

417
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,430
and ate bark.

418
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:07,172
Shit.

419
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,755
Even better.

420
00:18:24,798 --> 00:18:25,538
Let's go.

421
00:18:28,715 --> 00:18:30,848
Let's never piss her off.

422
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:32,371
Yeah, she a savage.

423
00:19:11,497 --> 00:19:17,416
Though you may not
drive a great, big Cadillac.

424
00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:29,254
Gangsta whitewalls, TV
antennas in the back.

425
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:45,357
You may not have a car
at all, but remember,

426
00:19:45,401 --> 00:19:53,365
brothers and sisters,
you can still stand tall.

427
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:56,412
Just be thankful

428
00:19:58,457 --> 00:19:59,893
for what you got.

429
00:20:03,462 --> 00:20:05,899
Diamond in the
back, sunroof top,

430
00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:08,337
diggin the scene
with a gangsta lean.

431
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,121
Woo-hoo-ooh.

432
00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:16,388
Diamond in the
back, sunroof top,

433
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,043
diggin the scene
with a gangster lean.

434
00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:21,263
Woo-hoo-ooh.

435
00:20:44,503 --> 00:20:46,940
Diamond in the
back, sunroof top,

436
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,768
diggin the scene
with a gangster lean.

437
00:20:48,812 --> 00:20:52,119
Woo-hoo-ooh.

438
00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,733
Diamond in the back.

439
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,836
We're hungry.

440
00:21:12,879 --> 00:21:15,360
Well, we're in the right room.

441
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:17,275
Your dumb friends
ate all our food,

442
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,972
so you need to go food shopping.

443
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,713
Use the money mom
gave Ms. Sturak.

444
00:21:20,757 --> 00:21:24,151
It's in an envelope
in her purse.

445
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,892
No woman puts her
purse in the back seat.

446
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,459
They're going to
know something's up.

447
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,156
Man, paramedics don't know shit.

448
00:21:37,469 --> 00:21:38,905
What the-- Hey!

449
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,646
It's some real funky
energy in this room.

450
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:41,995
What are y'all doing?

451
00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,127
Ms. Sturak had all our
food money with her

452
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,171
when you got rid of her.

453
00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:45,129
OK, so who the best swimmer?

454
00:21:45,172 --> 00:21:46,173
Out of the question.

455
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:46,870
We're going to starve to death.

456
00:21:46,913 --> 00:21:48,262
Calm down.

457
00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:49,002
How much do you guys
have in your savings?

458
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:49,655
Our what?

459
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:51,570
Our what?

460
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:52,702
OK, so you got to get a job.

461
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,965
Why can't you get one?

462
00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:56,749
Men do earn 18 more
cents on the dollar.

463
00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,142
That adds up.

464
00:21:58,185 --> 00:21:59,839
Nobody's going to hire
him with that grill.

465
00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:03,974
OK, so let's spin for it.

466
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:16,987
Yes!

467
00:22:17,030 --> 00:22:17,683
Grill stays.

468
00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:19,990
Fight me.

469
00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:21,339
It's best that you do it, Tanya.

470
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,254
You know how Kenny
is with authority.

471
00:22:23,297 --> 00:22:24,429
And reliability.

472
00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:26,257
And English.

473
00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,694
OK.

474
00:22:28,738 --> 00:22:30,653
You need an easy
job that pays quick.

475
00:22:30,696 --> 00:22:32,568
I guess I could
drive a Road Bro.

476
00:22:32,611 --> 00:22:34,004
Nah, you got to be 25 for that.

477
00:22:35,309 --> 00:22:36,485
No one's going to
believe you're 25.

478
00:22:36,528 --> 00:22:39,009
They will with this
bomb-ass fake ID I make her.

479
00:22:39,052 --> 00:22:41,925
Teenage girl driving
for Road Bro.

480
00:22:41,968 --> 00:22:44,493
Guess I'm about to see
my second dead body.

481
00:22:44,536 --> 00:22:46,538
What a week.

482
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,453
This is going to suck, isn't it?

483
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:50,412
Nope.

484
00:22:50,455 --> 00:22:51,413
Don't want to meet your mama.

485
00:22:51,456 --> 00:22:53,066
Don't want to meet your granny.

486
00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,372
Just show me where to come.

487
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:00,204
Hey.

488
00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:01,031
Hey.

489
00:23:01,074 --> 00:23:01,640
Bryan, right?

490
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:03,512
Malibu round trip?

491
00:23:03,555 --> 00:23:04,904
That's me.

492
00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:10,649
Everything cool?

493
00:23:10,693 --> 00:23:12,303
Yeah.

494
00:23:12,346 --> 00:23:14,697
Your face.

495
00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:16,394
I didn't see that you were--

496
00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,570
I didn't see that--

497
00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:20,964
You had a mask on in
your profile picture.

498
00:23:21,007 --> 00:23:21,573
Oh, yeah.

499
00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:22,618
I should change that.

500
00:23:22,661 --> 00:23:23,575
Grim reminder of COVID times.

501
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:25,534
I get it.

502
00:23:25,577 --> 00:23:26,360
Recognize me now?

503
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:30,539
Oh my, absolutely not.

504
00:23:30,582 --> 00:23:32,149
What?

505
00:23:32,192 --> 00:23:33,150
The best beaches in
Southern California

506
00:23:33,193 --> 00:23:34,194
are in Orange County.

507
00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:35,457
I mean, yeah, you just got to--

508
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,110
-deal with the
Orange County people.

509
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:37,763
Wow.

510
00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:40,418
OK.

511
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:43,552
Man, I'm going to miss it here.

512
00:23:43,595 --> 00:23:45,118
Where are you going?

513
00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,293
Syracuse.

514
00:23:46,337 --> 00:23:47,599
I started school
there in the fall.

515
00:23:47,643 --> 00:23:49,296
Is the dorm there
just a giant igloo?

516
00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,473
Yeah, we actually
just walk right Inuit.

517
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:56,652
That was terrible.

518
00:23:56,695 --> 00:23:58,044
Tell that to your smile.

519
00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,220
Anyway, Syracuse has one
of the best architecture

520
00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:01,787
programs in the
country and I'm going

521
00:24:01,831 --> 00:24:03,615
to need it because I
want to create mass

522
00:24:03,659 --> 00:24:06,575
producible, environmentally
sustainable, good quality

523
00:24:06,618 --> 00:24:09,752
homes, cheaply, to solve
the homelessness crisis.

524
00:24:09,795 --> 00:24:11,710
Wow.

525
00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:12,406
What an asshole.

526
00:24:16,585 --> 00:24:18,543
You'll still be here
when I get back, right?

527
00:24:18,587 --> 00:24:22,242
Even for an asshole like me?

528
00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:23,200
50/50 chance.

529
00:24:34,646 --> 00:24:35,125
Ow.

530
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:54,405
Coca-Cola.

531
00:25:00,585 --> 00:25:01,717
Front seat's cool, right?

532
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:06,852
I feel like we're past
the chauffeur stage.

533
00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:08,680
Cool.

534
00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:10,856
It's cool.

535
00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:11,683
Cool.

536
00:25:22,694 --> 00:25:24,609
Don't you hate an
old tricking ass?

537
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:26,829
Talking bout he in
the kitchen ass.

538
00:25:26,872 --> 00:25:29,614
Get a bag, nigga, why you out
here with your leeching ass?

539
00:25:29,658 --> 00:25:32,704
Reaching ass nigga, in
my DMs, tryna eat my ass.

540
00:25:32,748 --> 00:25:33,879
Freaky ass nigga.

541
00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:35,664
Ol peewee ass nigga.

542
00:25:35,707 --> 00:25:38,536
Ayy, what typa nigga
wear his homeboy's shirt

543
00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,757
in his baby mama crib,
riding his baby mama whip?

544
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,803
Man, what type of nigga
tell lies on his dick?

545
00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:47,980
I was running to the 'Gram
every time he hit a lick.

546
00:25:48,024 --> 00:25:49,634
That's so crazy, you know?

547
00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,636
Like, what type of
nigga does that?

548
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,681
What type of nigga?

549
00:25:52,724 --> 00:25:55,640
And singing skills
that I just showed you.

550
00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:56,946
It was pretty good.

551
00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:57,947
That's the tip.

552
00:25:57,990 --> 00:25:59,775
That's the tip for the trip.

553
00:26:09,741 --> 00:26:14,790
So you five star me,
I'll five star you.

554
00:26:14,833 --> 00:26:15,704
Deal.

555
00:26:15,747 --> 00:26:16,748
All right.

556
00:26:25,888 --> 00:26:26,671
Oh, good luck at Syracuse.

557
00:26:26,715 --> 00:26:31,458
Yeah, you-- Good luck at life.

558
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,896
Adios, amigo-- ga.

559
00:26:33,939 --> 00:26:34,723
Spanish.

560
00:26:39,553 --> 00:26:42,121
Hey, what's--

561
00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:43,079
818--

562
00:26:43,122 --> 00:26:43,862
-your favorite building?

563
00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:44,950
What?

564
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:45,734
What did you say?

565
00:26:45,777 --> 00:26:48,432
Favorite building.

566
00:26:48,475 --> 00:26:49,476
I don't know.

567
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,913
The Grove?

568
00:26:50,956 --> 00:26:53,437
No, I mean, like,
architecturally?

569
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:54,525
What are you feeling?

570
00:26:54,568 --> 00:26:56,919
Huh.

571
00:26:56,962 --> 00:26:59,530
I never really thought about it.

572
00:26:59,573 --> 00:26:59,791
Oh.

573
00:27:04,709 --> 00:27:05,057
Well, see ya.

574
00:27:12,891 --> 00:27:13,805
"I don't know.

575
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:14,066
The Grove?"

576
00:27:21,117 --> 00:27:23,597
Dang, you're going to turn
into a Philly cheesesteak.

577
00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:27,079
And you're going to turn
into a sad trophy wife.

578
00:27:27,123 --> 00:27:28,646
Then so be it, right?

579
00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:39,744
Jesus.

580
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:40,745
The bill is as much
as I made today.

581
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:44,793
$120?

582
00:27:44,836 --> 00:27:46,185
Stop complaining.

583
00:27:46,229 --> 00:27:48,187
What you go to work for, then?

584
00:28:05,422 --> 00:28:09,687
$120 a day, times
four days a week--

585
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,036
Why only four days?

586
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,298
Know yourself, Tanya.

587
00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:19,871
That's $480 a week, minus
taxes, is $336 a week.

588
00:28:19,915 --> 00:28:22,221
That's not going to
feed four people.

589
00:28:22,265 --> 00:28:25,224
Not with Kenny's weed munchies.

590
00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:27,009
You need to get a grown-up job.

591
00:28:27,052 --> 00:28:28,924
But I'm not a grown-up.

592
00:28:28,967 --> 00:28:30,186
Not yet.

593
00:28:30,229 --> 00:28:31,927
Meet the new and
improved Tanya Crandell.

594
00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:33,929
You got Insta,
Facebook, Twitter,

595
00:28:33,972 --> 00:28:36,975
and I even put some kid pics
on something called MySpace.

596
00:28:37,019 --> 00:28:38,890
Now they'll definitely
believe you're 25.

597
00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:39,848
How'd you even do this?

598
00:28:39,891 --> 00:28:41,850
Because she a G. I
better get to it.

599
00:28:41,893 --> 00:28:44,417
Just got to of paste a bunch
of bullshit from resume sites.

600
00:28:44,461 --> 00:28:46,158
And the social stuff was easy.

601
00:28:46,202 --> 00:28:48,900
My girlfriend in Morocco wrote a
code that overrides timestamps.

602
00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:49,858
Congrats.

603
00:28:49,901 --> 00:28:50,902
You're a grown-ass woman.

604
00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:52,251
And a graduate of Bates College.

605
00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:54,036
Is that a real place?

606
00:28:54,079 --> 00:28:55,167
Yeah, my boyfriend in
Boston wants to go there.

607
00:28:55,211 --> 00:28:57,039
Wait, you have a boyfriend
and a girlfriend?

608
00:28:57,082 --> 00:29:00,042
Are you, like, a player, or
is this like a poly situation?

609
00:29:00,085 --> 00:29:01,739
Your generation and your labels.

610
00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,306
I'm pretty sure we're
the same generation.

611
00:29:03,349 --> 00:29:05,830
Bates is a liberal arts
school in Maine-- tiny,

612
00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:07,092
but prestigious.

613
00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:08,137
I heard a comedian
say you only have

614
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:10,052
to know a few things
about a school

615
00:29:10,095 --> 00:29:11,923
to pretend you went there,
so I wrote down a few dorms

616
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,098
and pizza places nearby.

617
00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:15,013
OK, I see you.

618
00:29:15,057 --> 00:29:16,232
Team Crandell!

619
00:29:16,275 --> 00:29:18,321
And I found a job you
might like-- some clothing

620
00:29:18,364 --> 00:29:20,845
company called Libra.

621
00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:21,846
Oh, no.

622
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:22,891
That's not really my style.

623
00:29:22,934 --> 00:29:24,283
You know what's not my style?

624
00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:26,938
Hunger, bitch.

625
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:27,373
Go.

626
00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:41,997
Yeah.

627
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,999
What the fuck I look like,
letting a broke bitch

628
00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:45,348
play with me?

629
00:29:45,391 --> 00:29:46,915
Or lettin' a lame ass
nigga lay with me?

630
00:29:46,958 --> 00:29:47,916
Fuck I look like?

631
00:29:47,959 --> 00:29:49,221
Now bitch pave ways for me.

632
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:51,136
But now I'm here, bitches
gotta make a play for me.

633
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,050
Pop my shit.

634
00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:53,486
I really be sparin'
bitches Postin'

635
00:29:53,530 --> 00:29:55,053
me up on the blogs and
then comparin' bitches.

636
00:29:55,097 --> 00:29:56,315
Who the fuck I look
like, sound like?

637
00:29:56,359 --> 00:29:57,926
Stop playing with me.

638
00:29:57,969 --> 00:29:59,884
Gave my own style, and these
motherfuckers ran with it.

639
00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:01,886
Yeah, I dropped "Now What,"
and brought a band with me.

640
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,322
Then signed my deal,
they was mad at me.

641
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:05,890
When they took it down, they
was calling, harassing me.

642
00:30:05,934 --> 00:30:07,892
Trying to tear me
down, y'all fans of me.

643
00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:09,067
I ain't never taking no L's.

644
00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:10,416
That's a no-no.

645
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,201
Gave my own style, and these
motherfuckers ran with it.

646
00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:46,061
Oh, my god.

647
00:30:46,104 --> 00:30:48,150
I am so sorry.

648
00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:49,064
I can't help.

649
00:30:49,107 --> 00:30:50,021
Back up.

650
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:51,457
Back up, back up, back up.

651
00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,242
You do not pat people
down like the damn TSA.

652
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:54,591
That is assault.

653
00:30:54,634 --> 00:30:56,071
Can I at least pay
for your dry cleaning?

654
00:30:56,114 --> 00:30:56,941
Oh, so now I'm broke?

655
00:30:56,985 --> 00:30:57,942
Oh, no.

656
00:30:57,986 --> 00:30:59,161
I am so sorry.

657
00:30:59,204 --> 00:31:02,207
I'm sure your
finances are great.

658
00:31:02,251 --> 00:31:03,556
Let me start over.

659
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,168
I'm Tanya, and I'm
here to meet with HR.

660
00:31:06,211 --> 00:31:07,343
Well, then go meet with HR.

661
00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:12,261
OK, Dora the Explorer,
go down that hallway

662
00:31:12,304 --> 00:31:14,089
and look for the HR office.

663
00:31:14,132 --> 00:31:15,525
Do you know what two letters
to look for on the door?

664
00:31:15,568 --> 00:31:16,308
What is going on?

665
00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:17,657
Is everything OK.

666
00:31:17,701 --> 00:31:20,225
It was, until Little
Miss Thing here decided

667
00:31:20,269 --> 00:31:21,226
to start playing bumper bodies.

668
00:31:21,270 --> 00:31:23,011
I spilled coffee on her.

669
00:31:23,054 --> 00:31:25,535
But tie dye is back in, though.

670
00:31:25,578 --> 00:31:28,233
I can get some cranberry juice
and make that shirt popping.

671
00:31:28,277 --> 00:31:31,193
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline,
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline,

672
00:31:31,236 --> 00:31:34,544
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline,
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline.

673
00:31:34,587 --> 00:31:37,242
Public berating does not fit
with our corporate culture.

674
00:31:37,286 --> 00:31:39,288
I'll pay for your dry
cleaning if you stand down.

675
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,202
No, no, no.

676
00:31:40,245 --> 00:31:41,507
Not necessary, Rose.

677
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:44,075
Thank you for the feedback.

678
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:45,076
Rose?

679
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:46,469
Rose Lindsey?

680
00:31:46,512 --> 00:31:48,253
Unless you're my ex-boyfriend
or my ex boyfriend's wife.

681
00:31:48,297 --> 00:31:49,341
You're the boss lady?

682
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:50,734
I'm Tanya.

683
00:31:50,777 --> 00:31:54,651
I'm interviewing for
the receptionist job.

684
00:31:54,694 --> 00:31:57,567
Is that so?

685
00:31:57,610 --> 00:31:59,134
I'm sorry about Caroline.

686
00:31:59,177 --> 00:32:01,353
The bug up her ass lives
on the stick up her ass,

687
00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:04,226
and her neighbors to the North
are the chip on her shoulder.

688
00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:07,272
Wow, that's a lot of stuff.

689
00:32:07,316 --> 00:32:09,231
You're a Bates
College girl, huh?

690
00:32:09,274 --> 00:32:10,536
Go Bobcats.

691
00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:13,235
Sure do miss Gritty
McDuff's Brew Pub.

692
00:32:13,278 --> 00:32:16,238
But not as much as Paige Hall,
the dorm I used to live in.

693
00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:22,679
So why do you want to work here?

694
00:32:22,722 --> 00:32:25,029
Well, I love the clothes.

695
00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:28,685
And I would love to be a
part of a brand that means

696
00:32:28,728 --> 00:32:30,252
so much to so many people.

697
00:32:33,342 --> 00:32:35,300
I really need a job.

698
00:32:35,344 --> 00:32:36,823
I've been supporting
a few family

699
00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,608
members who have
fallen on hard times,

700
00:32:38,651 --> 00:32:40,610
and they're really
counting on me.

701
00:32:40,653 --> 00:32:44,266
Plus, you are a super inspiring
woman in this industry

702
00:32:44,309 --> 00:32:46,485
and I feel like I'd learn
way more from you than I ever

703
00:32:46,529 --> 00:32:48,270
did at Bates College
in Lewiston, Maine,

704
00:32:48,313 --> 00:32:49,314
where I went to college.

705
00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:54,276
You know, Caroline was
supposed to move up

706
00:32:54,319 --> 00:32:55,364
to be my executive assistant.

707
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:57,801
But she really rubs
people the wrong way.

708
00:32:57,844 --> 00:33:00,760
And you really need this job.

709
00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:04,634
Caroline just thinks
she deserves it.

710
00:33:04,677 --> 00:33:05,983
Why don't you wait in the lobby?

711
00:33:06,027 --> 00:33:07,767
I'm going to check
your references.

712
00:34:10,961 --> 00:34:11,744
Not so fast.

713
00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:16,662
No red flags cyberstalking you.

714
00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:19,709
And your references
absolutely gushed.

715
00:34:19,752 --> 00:34:21,189
Tanya is a shining star.

716
00:34:21,232 --> 00:34:24,105
The day she left was the
worst day of my life.

717
00:34:24,148 --> 00:34:26,455
And I saw my parents murdered
by a gang of street toughs.

718
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,761
She's a real class act.

719
00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:31,503
Hire her posthaste.

720
00:34:31,547 --> 00:34:35,768
Excuse me.

721
00:34:35,812 --> 00:34:37,596
Whooping cough got me this year.

722
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,163
Nasty thing.

723
00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:42,993
You worked for some real
characters, haven't you?

724
00:34:43,036 --> 00:34:44,299
Guess so.

725
00:34:44,342 --> 00:34:46,039
Well, we'll have to
take it easy on you.

726
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,128
Welcome aboard.

727
00:34:47,171 --> 00:34:50,392
Now starting salary is $60k.

728
00:34:50,435 --> 00:34:51,219
$60k?

729
00:34:51,262 --> 00:34:52,394
I know.

730
00:34:52,437 --> 00:34:53,786
It's not great,
but we've all had

731
00:34:53,830 --> 00:34:55,875
to tighten our belts
in this weird economy.

732
00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:57,355
Do I get that all at once?

733
00:34:57,399 --> 00:34:58,182
You're hilarious.

734
00:34:58,226 --> 00:34:59,531
I'm hilarious.

735
00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:00,706
I got a call with the board.

736
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,143
Caroline will get
you all set up.

737
00:35:06,147 --> 00:35:06,756
It's too easy.

738
00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:16,026
Ay, so look.

739
00:35:16,069 --> 00:35:17,462
It's your boy, K Cran, and we're
going to be dropping dope, dope

740
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:18,507
shit every single week.

741
00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,204
Make sure you follow.

742
00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:22,772
Yo, mom already told you not
to skate on her back patio.

743
00:35:22,815 --> 00:35:24,339
But she don't even like you.

744
00:35:24,382 --> 00:35:25,166
Oh, shit.

745
00:35:25,209 --> 00:35:26,210
That was rude.

746
00:35:26,254 --> 00:35:28,038
Well, you know who does like me?

747
00:35:28,081 --> 00:35:30,867
My new boss at the new
grown-up job I just got.

748
00:35:30,910 --> 00:35:34,087
I am the executive assistant
to the chief executive officer

749
00:35:34,131 --> 00:35:36,438
at Libra Clothing Incorporated.

750
00:35:36,481 --> 00:35:38,744
Wow, that sounds really
hard for a smart person.

751
00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:40,224
You're screwed.

752
00:35:40,268 --> 00:35:41,660
Can he come live
with one of y'all?

753
00:35:42,531 --> 00:35:43,836
Get out of my face.

754
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:44,576
Ayo, look at this.

755
00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:45,186
Look at this.

756
00:35:49,146 --> 00:35:50,930
When these videos blow
up, Zack and Melissa

757
00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:52,584
can just come stay
with me at my mansion

758
00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:54,630
while you stay sucking
at your little job.

759
00:35:54,673 --> 00:35:55,761
Oh, I'm going to kill it.

760
00:35:55,805 --> 00:35:57,502
I have to.

761
00:35:57,546 --> 00:36:01,550
Otherwise, my hot girl summer is
going to be a not good bummer.

762
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,160
Don't try.

763
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,162
Like, just don't.

764
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:07,599
Well, maybe while I'm
working, y'all could clean up,

765
00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:08,861
like big boys.

766
00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:10,472
What is that job doing to you?

767
00:36:10,515 --> 00:36:11,299
You're changing.

768
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:17,479
That's what you get, fat head.

769
00:36:24,225 --> 00:36:24,834
All right, guys.

770
00:36:24,877 --> 00:36:25,617
Wish me luck.

771
00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:28,446
You 'bout to fail!

772
00:36:32,885 --> 00:36:34,800
Much work
for very little money.

773
00:36:37,847 --> 00:36:41,851
I watch you do it all anyway.

774
00:36:41,894 --> 00:36:43,026
Rose, hi.

775
00:36:43,069 --> 00:36:44,854
I am so sorry I'm late.

776
00:36:44,897 --> 00:36:46,551
I can't believe I'm
late on my first day.

777
00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:48,118
I took the same route I
took for my interview,

778
00:36:48,161 --> 00:36:49,424
but it took twice as long.

779
00:36:49,467 --> 00:36:52,818
Tanya, I've lived
in LA for 30 years.

780
00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:54,037
I know how traffic works.

781
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,605
Don't let it happen again.

782
00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:57,997
All right.

783
00:36:58,041 --> 00:36:59,434
Got that out of the
way, back to cool Rose.

784
00:36:59,477 --> 00:37:00,478
Drop your things.

785
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:01,392
I'm going to show you around.

786
00:37:05,831 --> 00:37:08,138
As you know, Libra has been
one of the most popular

787
00:37:08,181 --> 00:37:09,835
young women's brands
for half a century.

788
00:37:09,879 --> 00:37:11,315
Do you know why they
chose the name Libra?

789
00:37:11,359 --> 00:37:15,058
Clothes that balance the scales
between pretty and practical.

790
00:37:15,101 --> 00:37:16,494
That sounds so '50s.

791
00:37:16,538 --> 00:37:17,713
Exactly.

792
00:37:17,756 --> 00:37:19,454
Monochromatic is
pretty big this season,

793
00:37:19,497 --> 00:37:22,283
which is good because that's
kind of all we do around here.

794
00:37:22,326 --> 00:37:22,935
Ooh.

795
00:37:22,979 --> 00:37:24,285
Hate, love.

796
00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:26,025
Good to move into production.

797
00:37:26,069 --> 00:37:27,853
OK, so here's how it works.

798
00:37:27,897 --> 00:37:29,812
Each season, I meet
with a design team

799
00:37:29,855 --> 00:37:31,596
to vet their pitches.

800
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,469
Then, I coordinate between them
and the manufacturing overseas.

801
00:37:34,512 --> 00:37:37,385
Rose, Rose.

802
00:37:37,428 --> 00:37:40,910
I just got word that our
winter line will be delayed.

803
00:37:40,953 --> 00:37:44,217
Manufacturing facility
staff shortage.

804
00:37:44,261 --> 00:37:46,611
Another rash of
employee suicides.

805
00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:48,265
I thought we put out
those jumper nets?

806
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:49,092
Oh, no.

807
00:37:49,135 --> 00:37:50,746
These were hangers.

808
00:37:50,789 --> 00:37:54,053
Remind me to update our employee
waiver to include hanging.

809
00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:56,621
Frankie, this is Tanya, my
new executive assistant.

810
00:37:56,665 --> 00:37:58,014
She'll be your boss someday.

811
00:37:58,057 --> 00:37:59,494
If she doesn't
hang herself first.

812
00:38:02,148 --> 00:38:04,586
Once manufacturing assembles
that season's line,

813
00:38:04,629 --> 00:38:05,935
it gets moved over to shipping.

814
00:38:05,978 --> 00:38:07,589
At the same time,
the marketing team

815
00:38:07,632 --> 00:38:09,286
pitches me their ad campaigns.

816
00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:11,462
Then we shoot the lookbook,
send them to the influencers,

817
00:38:11,506 --> 00:38:13,856
and wait for the orders to
pour in-- all while keeping

818
00:38:13,899 --> 00:38:16,641
those geriatric, bean counting
board of directors happy.

819
00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:18,991
And you'll be my consigliere
through all of it.

820
00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:20,210
Consigliere.

821
00:38:20,253 --> 00:38:22,473
That sounds
important, and scary.

822
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:25,346
Now my time is very
valuable to me,

823
00:38:25,389 --> 00:38:26,956
so I need you to
be my gatekeeper.

824
00:38:26,999 --> 00:38:28,479
And make friends with the
other department heads'

825
00:38:28,523 --> 00:38:30,176
executive assistants.

826
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:31,874
Give me a heads up if there's
any trouble on the horizon.

827
00:38:31,917 --> 00:38:34,267
I hate surprises.

828
00:38:34,311 --> 00:38:35,312
Gotcha.

829
00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:38,010
Consigliere, gatekeeper, spy.

830
00:38:38,054 --> 00:38:39,490
I knew I liked you.

831
00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:42,493
This is the QED report.

832
00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:43,929
Around here, it's
like the Bible,

833
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:45,540
except it's full of facts.

834
00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:47,498
Finish these before I meet
with the board bi-weekly.

835
00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:49,413
You've used Cludis
before, right?

836
00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:50,458
Of course you have.

837
00:38:50,501 --> 00:38:51,894
Everyone in the industry has.

838
00:38:51,937 --> 00:38:53,896
IT will get you all
logged in and sorted out.

839
00:38:53,939 --> 00:38:56,420
Oh, and the most
important thing--

840
00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:59,336
if we're not alone and
I ask you for something,

841
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:03,558
you just say, I'm right
on top of that, Rose.

842
00:39:03,601 --> 00:39:05,081
I'm right on top of that, Rose.

843
00:39:05,124 --> 00:39:06,561
They never expect
women to be chill.

844
00:39:06,604 --> 00:39:08,432
It really fries their circuits.

845
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:10,042
I got a good feeling about you.

846
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:11,000
Bring it in, sis.

847
00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:17,093
Whoa, A-frame hugs only.

848
00:39:17,136 --> 00:39:19,269
I didn't spend three hours
in that sexual harassment

849
00:39:19,312 --> 00:39:20,096
course for nothing.

850
00:39:33,544 --> 00:39:35,590
You guys are up early.

851
00:39:35,633 --> 00:39:37,940
My stomach growling woke me up.

852
00:39:37,983 --> 00:39:39,594
I made a pickle sandwich.

853
00:39:39,637 --> 00:39:43,554
And I made a breakfast pizza
with ketchup, American cheese,

854
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,034
and bread.

855
00:39:45,077 --> 00:39:46,383
I don't recommend it.

856
00:39:46,427 --> 00:39:47,558
Oh, look at this house
that you live in.

857
00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:48,472
You each have your own rooms.

858
00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:50,474
Food insecurity is temporary.

859
00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:51,997
This is the norm
for some people.

860
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,564
Yeah.

861
00:39:58,613 --> 00:40:00,658
Thanks for checking
our privilege.

862
00:40:00,702 --> 00:40:02,617
And the crows are
coming over later.

863
00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:04,662
Want to meet them after work?

864
00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:05,663
I'm good.

865
00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:08,013
Don't bring them in
the house, though.

866
00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:10,015
Don't make less of a
mess than your friends.

867
00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:10,581
I--

868
00:40:35,606 --> 00:40:36,520
Kenny.

869
00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:38,087
Kenny!

870
00:40:38,130 --> 00:40:39,654
Leave me alone.

871
00:40:39,697 --> 00:40:41,351
I need you to go find food.

872
00:40:41,394 --> 00:40:43,005
OK, then me the money
and I'll go find food.

873
00:40:43,048 --> 00:40:44,049
I don't have money yet.

874
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:45,703
I need you to be resourceful.

875
00:40:45,747 --> 00:40:47,400
And can you please
clean up the house?

876
00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:49,794
You're home all day, and the
house is still a disaster area.

877
00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:51,579
You know, I feel bad
for whatever clown

878
00:40:51,622 --> 00:40:52,536
you trick into marrying you.

879
00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:55,539
I don't have to
trick somebody into--

880
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,498
I am not doing
this with you, OK?

881
00:40:57,541 --> 00:40:59,630
Help out, somehow, anyhow.

882
00:40:59,674 --> 00:41:00,588
Mow the lawn.

883
00:41:00,631 --> 00:41:01,763
Vacuum a floor.

884
00:41:01,806 --> 00:41:02,720
Do a goddamn dish, man.

885
00:41:12,643 --> 00:41:14,776
This is a dime, man.

886
00:41:14,819 --> 00:41:17,779
Yo mama going to whoop that
ass for breaking her dishes.

887
00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:20,608
Well, he broke that one.

888
00:41:20,651 --> 00:41:22,131
Yeah, like the worst breath.

889
00:41:22,174 --> 00:41:22,827
I couldn't get past it.

890
00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:23,698
Welcome back, Bruce.

891
00:41:23,741 --> 00:41:25,221
How was Fire Island?

892
00:41:25,264 --> 00:41:26,265
Fire.

893
00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:28,224
No follow up questions, please.

894
00:41:28,267 --> 00:41:28,659
Love.

895
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:33,751
Is that your boyfriend?

896
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,146
Ew, no.

897
00:41:37,189 --> 00:41:39,583
That's my brother.

898
00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:40,758
Oh, thank god.

899
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:43,195
I mean-- I see the resemblance.

900
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,588
Why are you all up in my screen?

901
00:41:50,899 --> 00:41:52,640
You have got issues, girl.

902
00:41:52,683 --> 00:41:53,771
I mean, don't get me wrong.

903
00:41:53,815 --> 00:41:54,729
I live for the drama.

904
00:41:54,772 --> 00:41:56,121
But you got issues.

905
00:42:07,306 --> 00:42:08,307
Hey, Tanya.

906
00:42:08,351 --> 00:42:09,482
How's that QED report coming?

907
00:42:12,834 --> 00:42:14,400
Oh, it's coming.

908
00:42:14,444 --> 00:42:16,707
It's a beast.

909
00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:18,274
She stole my job.

910
00:42:18,317 --> 00:42:20,581
And all she does is just
kiss up to Rose all day.

911
00:42:20,624 --> 00:42:21,451
That's what you do.

912
00:42:21,494 --> 00:42:21,886
You didn't get the job.

913
00:42:21,930 --> 00:42:23,540
Hey, hey, hey.

914
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,847
You are my gay at work husband.

915
00:42:25,890 --> 00:42:26,978
Be on my side.

916
00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:29,546
I am, but I'm not the
"let's slash her tires"

917
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:30,939
gay work hubby.

918
00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:32,897
I'm the, like, "don't play
yourself, girl" gay work hubby,

919
00:42:32,941 --> 00:42:33,942
you know.

920
00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:35,639
Ultimately, it's better for you.

921
00:42:35,683 --> 00:42:37,902
Call facilities and have
them repaint my office.

922
00:42:37,946 --> 00:42:40,339
None of that bargain basement
finger paint, like last time.

923
00:42:40,383 --> 00:42:42,341
I want Benjamin
Moore's Arctic blue.

924
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:43,778
Oh, and I forgot,
it's the chairman

925
00:42:43,821 --> 00:42:46,955
of the board's birthday, so
I'll have to butter him up send.

926
00:42:46,998 --> 00:42:48,696
Him a bottle of Blue Label.

927
00:42:48,739 --> 00:42:51,481
Knowing that old lush,
she'll finish it by EoD.

928
00:42:51,524 --> 00:42:52,525
Just use the card.

929
00:42:52,569 --> 00:42:53,701
It should be in your top drawer.

930
00:42:57,052 --> 00:43:00,446
It's for office expenses
and miscellaneous things.

931
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:01,883
Just submit your
receipts to accounting.

932
00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:06,409
Anyone ever going to clean up?

933
00:43:06,452 --> 00:43:07,671
Thank, god.

934
00:43:07,715 --> 00:43:08,933
I was seriously
considering cannibalism.

935
00:43:08,977 --> 00:43:10,021
Wait, so you finally got paid?

936
00:43:10,065 --> 00:43:10,848
Not yet.

937
00:43:10,892 --> 00:43:11,893
It's a corporate card.

938
00:43:11,936 --> 00:43:13,938
Hey, so you got a black card.

939
00:43:13,982 --> 00:43:14,722
Let me see.

940
00:43:14,765 --> 00:43:15,940
I wish.

941
00:43:15,984 --> 00:43:17,768
It's for office
expenses and stuff.

942
00:43:17,812 --> 00:43:19,596
But my first check
would be, like,

943
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:24,427
$1,700 so I'll
pay it right back.

944
00:43:24,470 --> 00:43:25,994
Can you guys grab the
rest of the groceries?

945
00:43:26,037 --> 00:43:27,560
And Kenny, can you
please make dinner?

946
00:43:27,604 --> 00:43:27,909
I have a date.

947
00:43:27,952 --> 00:43:29,519
No.

948
00:43:29,562 --> 00:43:30,738
You said we can play
video games tonight.

949
00:43:30,781 --> 00:43:31,913
We'll do it another
night for sure.

950
00:43:31,956 --> 00:43:33,654
I don't want to
cancel on this guy.

951
00:43:33,697 --> 00:43:35,481
Nothing past second base.

952
00:43:35,525 --> 00:43:37,135
We don't need another
mouth to feed.

953
00:43:37,179 --> 00:43:38,702
I already said I'm not cooking.

954
00:43:38,746 --> 00:43:39,834
The homies is
coming over tonight.

955
00:43:39,877 --> 00:43:42,053
Well, then do it before
the "homies" get here.

956
00:43:42,097 --> 00:43:43,707
You're the only
Black person that

957
00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:44,708
can say that and sound racist.

958
00:43:49,931 --> 00:43:51,715
I can't believe you
brought me flowers.

959
00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:53,064
Doesn't everybody?

960
00:43:53,108 --> 00:43:54,849
What kind of war
criminals are you dating?

961
00:43:54,892 --> 00:43:57,634
Um, the kind that takes
me on a nice meal.

962
00:43:57,678 --> 00:44:00,811
Not the ones who asked
me to meet them in nature

963
00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:02,813
and give me more nature.

964
00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:04,728
Well, beauty of a
nature on nature

965
00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:06,730
date, you can just ditch
the flowers for later.

966
00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:16,087
Tonight, we're going to
see the Rogers Parker

967
00:44:16,131 --> 00:44:21,832
comet, which hasn't been
visible for over 37,000 years.

968
00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:24,748
So I figured we'd shoot
our shot, unless you

969
00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:27,708
plan on living to 37,001.

970
00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:29,231
I mean, why wouldn't I?

971
00:44:29,274 --> 00:44:30,014
I'll teach you.

972
00:44:30,058 --> 00:44:31,189
Oh, damn.

973
00:44:31,233 --> 00:44:32,756
That's crazy.

974
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,932
I didn't know Road Bro taught
you how to live forever.

975
00:44:34,976 --> 00:44:37,630
Wait, don't you have
to be 25 for that?

976
00:44:37,674 --> 00:44:39,850
No, you actually just have
to have a card saying that

977
00:44:39,894 --> 00:44:40,808
you're 25.

978
00:44:40,851 --> 00:44:41,243
Mm.

979
00:44:41,286 --> 00:44:42,940
That's crazy.

980
00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:44,681
Because my great granddad
lied about his age

981
00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:47,902
to fight in World War II and you
did it to drive for Road Bro.

982
00:44:47,945 --> 00:44:49,773
I actually don't drive anymore.

983
00:44:49,817 --> 00:44:52,036
I found a job that's
not on wheels.

984
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:52,863
Oh, that's great.

985
00:44:52,907 --> 00:44:53,603
What are you doing?

986
00:44:56,737 --> 00:45:01,002
Um, don't ask me any
first date questions.

987
00:45:01,045 --> 00:45:02,264
Damn.

988
00:45:05,441 --> 00:45:07,791
Right.

989
00:45:07,835 --> 00:45:09,227
Eat.

990
00:45:09,271 --> 00:45:10,881
Eat what?

991
00:45:10,925 --> 00:45:12,056
That?

992
00:45:12,100 --> 00:45:13,144
It's casserole.

993
00:45:13,188 --> 00:45:14,406
All I did was put a
bunch of stuff together.

994
00:45:14,450 --> 00:45:15,930
It looks like you
threw up in a pan.

995
00:45:15,973 --> 00:45:16,844
Aight, aight.

996
00:45:19,934 --> 00:45:21,239
Mm.

997
00:45:21,283 --> 00:45:22,980
It's good.

998
00:45:28,856 --> 00:45:30,161
Eat some.

999
00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:32,773
What the hell?

1000
00:45:32,816 --> 00:45:33,774
Savings account.

1001
00:45:39,431 --> 00:45:41,172
I just told you I had a fake ID.

1002
00:45:41,216 --> 00:45:42,870
Does that make me a monster?

1003
00:45:42,913 --> 00:45:44,132
Oh, yeah, 100%.

1004
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:45,176
Total monster.

1005
00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:47,962
Yeah.

1006
00:45:48,005 --> 00:45:50,007
No, I'm just
saying, like, I feel

1007
00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:52,967
like if someone's lying to you,
your relationship's worthless,

1008
00:45:53,010 --> 00:45:54,142
right?

1009
00:45:54,185 --> 00:45:55,317
You're just kind of
living in a false reality.

1010
00:46:00,061 --> 00:46:02,759
Movies and TV never shy
away from this angle,

1011
00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:04,065
even though it's
how most of us have

1012
00:46:04,108 --> 00:46:05,980
been saying it for forever.

1013
00:46:06,023 --> 00:46:09,287
It's always Griffith.

1014
00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:11,246
So what made me want
to be an architect,

1015
00:46:11,289 --> 00:46:15,293
is, like, build something
like that here for us.

1016
00:46:15,337 --> 00:46:19,123
What age did you start therapy?

1017
00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:19,907
15.

1018
00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:22,344
Is it that obvious?

1019
00:46:22,387 --> 00:46:24,999
I mean, guys our
age don't normally

1020
00:46:25,042 --> 00:46:27,915
get this deep on a first date.

1021
00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:31,353
Well, your whole first
date premise is flawed.

1022
00:46:31,396 --> 00:46:31,919
What?

1023
00:46:31,962 --> 00:46:33,181
Yeah.

1024
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:35,444
OK, then you mansplain
it to me then.

1025
00:46:35,487 --> 00:46:37,141
Sure.

1026
00:46:37,185 --> 00:46:40,884
Our real first date was
on the trip to Malibu

1027
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:44,540
because that's when our
classic love story was born.

1028
00:46:44,583 --> 00:46:45,410
No.

1029
00:46:45,454 --> 00:46:47,151
Because I was working.

1030
00:46:47,195 --> 00:46:54,419
You paid me, so if that was a
date, then you're calling me--

1031
00:46:54,463 --> 00:46:56,421
You're going to want to
agree with me, because I

1032
00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:57,988
never kiss on the first date.

1033
00:47:07,519 --> 00:47:09,173
Hi, IT?

1034
00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:10,218
Yes.

1035
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:11,959
This is Tanya from
Rose Lindsey's office.

1036
00:47:12,002 --> 00:47:14,265
Can you please send someone in
here to help me into Cledus--

1037
00:47:14,309 --> 00:47:15,919
Cludis, please?

1038
00:47:15,963 --> 00:47:17,921
Thank you.

1039
00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:19,618
So, what'd you think
of the fall line?

1040
00:47:19,662 --> 00:47:21,098
It was cool.

1041
00:47:21,142 --> 00:47:23,100
It had a lot of cool
things about it.

1042
00:47:23,144 --> 00:47:24,406
Tanya.

1043
00:47:24,449 --> 00:47:26,016
Did your voice just go up
on the bullshit register?

1044
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:29,106
She gets me with that
one all the time.

1045
00:47:29,150 --> 00:47:32,153
Tanya, this is Gus,
head of logistics.

1046
00:47:32,196 --> 00:47:36,592
And VP of pleasing Rose.

1047
00:47:36,635 --> 00:47:38,681
And I take all my
jobs very seriously.

1048
00:47:38,724 --> 00:47:40,204
You look like some bubble gum.

1049
00:47:40,248 --> 00:47:40,944
I chew you up.

1050
00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:42,076
You look so damn good right now.

1051
00:47:42,119 --> 00:47:44,208
Thank you.

1052
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:46,689
Can you do me a favor?

1053
00:47:46,732 --> 00:47:48,169
Can you look after
this lady here?

1054
00:47:48,212 --> 00:47:51,085
The queen needs a strong court.

1055
00:47:51,128 --> 00:47:53,174
So are we still on
for dinner tonight?

1056
00:47:53,217 --> 00:47:54,044
Sure.

1057
00:47:54,088 --> 00:47:56,090
Dare we try Major Domo?

1058
00:47:56,133 --> 00:47:57,395
I'm right on top of that, Rose.

1059
00:47:57,439 --> 00:47:58,440
Hey, that's my line.

1060
00:47:58,483 --> 00:47:58,962
Oh.

1061
00:48:04,750 --> 00:48:06,056
Damn, Rose.

1062
00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:07,362
He fine.

1063
00:48:07,405 --> 00:48:09,016
Always date a
younger man, Tanya.

1064
00:48:09,059 --> 00:48:11,148
More stamina, fewer opinions.

1065
00:48:15,022 --> 00:48:15,718
Hey.

1066
00:48:15,761 --> 00:48:17,154
Bruce, from IT?

1067
00:48:17,198 --> 00:48:19,504
And Caroline's boyfriend?

1068
00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:20,810
No.

1069
00:48:20,853 --> 00:48:21,767
She doesn't have the
parts, and, girl,

1070
00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:22,768
I don't have the patience.

1071
00:48:22,812 --> 00:48:23,813
And stop asking that.

1072
00:48:23,856 --> 00:48:26,207
You sound like you're obsessed.

1073
00:48:26,250 --> 00:48:28,252
What we got?

1074
00:48:28,296 --> 00:48:29,688
Also, don't worry
about Caroline.

1075
00:48:29,732 --> 00:48:31,473
Her bark is a lot
worse than her bite.

1076
00:48:35,912 --> 00:48:36,391
Stripe day.

1077
00:48:42,658 --> 00:48:45,530
I thought we agreed you
were going to be nice.

1078
00:48:45,574 --> 00:48:48,620
Look, Rose is your boss, so beef
with Tanya is beef with Rose.

1079
00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:50,274
OK, so what do
you want me to do?

1080
00:48:50,318 --> 00:48:50,753
Take her to lunch?

1081
00:48:50,796 --> 00:48:52,189
Get manicures?

1082
00:48:52,233 --> 00:48:52,885
Talk about boys?

1083
00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:54,365
No, those are our things.

1084
00:48:54,409 --> 00:48:56,802
Just extend, like, a
work-related olive branch.

1085
00:48:56,846 --> 00:48:58,369
We're all on the same team here.

1086
00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,544
I hate your logic.

1087
00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:01,242
And I hate your
glittery wedgies.

1088
00:49:01,285 --> 00:49:03,592
Trust me, they're not doing for
you what you think they are.

1089
00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:10,991
Oh, I was texting a person.

1090
00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:12,296
A cousin.

1091
00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:13,732
A person's cousin that I know.

1092
00:49:13,776 --> 00:49:17,867
Bruce made me say sorry that
we got off on the wrong foot.

1093
00:49:17,910 --> 00:49:19,521
I thought I was going
to get your job.

1094
00:49:19,564 --> 00:49:21,958
Thank you, and Bruce.

1095
00:49:22,002 --> 00:49:25,048
And I guess we're
on the same team.

1096
00:49:25,092 --> 00:49:28,747
So if you ever need help, and
I'm not busy and you're not

1097
00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:31,402
getting on my damn nerves,
then I might-- might--

1098
00:49:31,446 --> 00:49:33,535
help you.

1099
00:49:33,578 --> 00:49:34,971
I'll take it.

1100
00:49:35,015 --> 00:49:36,712
But unless you can do
a QED report real fast,

1101
00:49:36,755 --> 00:49:37,365
then I'm good.

1102
00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:39,019
I got you.

1103
00:49:39,062 --> 00:49:40,977
I did them when I filled in
for Rose's last assistant.

1104
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:41,847
Are you sure?

1105
00:49:41,891 --> 00:49:43,023
I thought you hated me.

1106
00:49:43,066 --> 00:49:44,459
Bitch, take the
damn olive branch.

1107
00:49:44,502 --> 00:49:47,201
You're right.

1108
00:49:50,595 --> 00:49:51,944
Die!

1109
00:49:51,988 --> 00:49:53,381
Wish I could do
this in real life.

1110
00:49:57,689 --> 00:50:00,344
My sister loves this shit.

1111
00:50:00,388 --> 00:50:01,824
She taught me.

1112
00:50:01,867 --> 00:50:03,304
It's kind of like the only way
she'll talk to me, these days.

1113
00:50:03,347 --> 00:50:05,001
Die!

1114
00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:06,742
Yeah, I'd say you should worry,
but the zombie apocalypse

1115
00:50:06,785 --> 00:50:09,527
is coming up, so it's good
she's preparing you now.

1116
00:50:14,141 --> 00:50:14,750
Oh, wait.

1117
00:50:14,793 --> 00:50:15,620
You can't.

1118
00:50:15,664 --> 00:50:17,927
You can't post those.

1119
00:50:17,970 --> 00:50:19,276
You got a man or something?

1120
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,799
No, I just--

1121
00:50:20,843 --> 00:50:23,324
I didn't do my hair.

1122
00:50:23,367 --> 00:50:26,283
For a date?

1123
00:50:26,327 --> 00:50:27,154
You know what?

1124
00:50:27,197 --> 00:50:28,677
I just don't do socials.

1125
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:29,939
Shit freaks me out.

1126
00:50:29,982 --> 00:50:31,158
Huh.

1127
00:50:31,201 --> 00:50:33,377
Oh, you got stomped
by the zombie.

1128
00:50:33,421 --> 00:50:34,552
No, it's over.

1129
00:50:34,596 --> 00:50:35,423
Yeah, it's done.

1130
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:37,120
It's done.

1131
00:50:37,164 --> 00:50:40,384
So if the zombie apocalypse
happens, what are your skills?

1132
00:50:40,428 --> 00:50:44,432
Because as an architect, I will
be king, building crazy walls

1133
00:50:44,475 --> 00:50:45,694
and shit.

1134
00:50:45,737 --> 00:50:46,782
OK.

1135
00:50:46,825 --> 00:50:48,436
Well, I'm good at, like--

1136
00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:49,915
Oh, I watch a lot
of "Big Brother."

1137
00:50:49,959 --> 00:50:50,568
Do you?

1138
00:50:50,612 --> 00:50:51,917
Yeah.

1139
00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,223
So my political game,
that'll be tight.

1140
00:50:53,267 --> 00:50:54,572
Oh, helpful.

1141
00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:56,792
But I think you'll
need a little bit more.

1142
00:50:56,835 --> 00:50:58,837
Aren't they teaching
anything at your job?

1143
00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:00,970
Wait, what's your job again?

1144
00:51:01,013 --> 00:51:02,798
Oh, it's just a dumb day job.

1145
00:51:02,841 --> 00:51:04,452
Do you work for the CIA?

1146
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:06,280
Do you speak Russian
or something?

1147
00:51:06,323 --> 00:51:08,238
Nyet.

1148
00:51:08,282 --> 00:51:11,111
OK, not asking about your job.

1149
00:51:11,154 --> 00:51:14,114
What do you want to
do when you grow up?

1150
00:51:14,157 --> 00:51:15,245
Be an adult.

1151
00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:15,985
I mean--

1152
00:51:16,028 --> 00:51:16,986
I don't know.

1153
00:51:17,029 --> 00:51:18,161
I don't really have a plan.

1154
00:51:18,205 --> 00:51:20,076
I kind of like fashion.

1155
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,295
I mean, it sucks.

1156
00:51:21,338 --> 00:51:23,210
It's like you're a
failure if you're 20

1157
00:51:23,253 --> 00:51:25,647
and you don't have a
career path or a start-up,

1158
00:51:25,690 --> 00:51:27,127
or, like, a million followers.

1159
00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:27,605
Right.

1160
00:51:27,649 --> 00:51:29,216
Yeah.

1161
00:51:29,259 --> 00:51:31,522
But that doesn't mean you
have to be popping today.

1162
00:51:31,566 --> 00:51:34,221
You just need a finish
line, and then you

1163
00:51:34,264 --> 00:51:36,005
can start having
fun getting there.

1164
00:51:36,048 --> 00:51:38,007
And if the line changes, cool.

1165
00:51:38,050 --> 00:51:40,401
But you need a finish line,
or else you sort of swing.

1166
00:51:45,754 --> 00:51:47,103
All right.

1167
00:51:47,147 --> 00:51:48,931
Now-- Wait, wait.

1168
00:51:48,974 --> 00:51:50,237
Now point.

1169
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:51,151
All right.

1170
00:51:51,194 --> 00:51:52,848
We're going this way.

1171
00:51:52,891 --> 00:51:54,241
I hope you don't
think you playing

1172
00:51:54,284 --> 00:51:55,677
guidance counselor
is going to get

1173
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,809
you laid on the second date.

1174
00:51:57,853 --> 00:52:00,464
Third Surprised Howard lets
in kids who can't count.

1175
00:52:07,906 --> 00:52:09,343
And you battle through.

1176
00:52:09,386 --> 00:52:10,561
You really battle through.

1177
00:52:10,605 --> 00:52:11,301
Stop.

1178
00:52:11,345 --> 00:52:13,434
No, it's crazy.

1179
00:52:13,477 --> 00:52:16,437
Aw, I used to always
want one of those.

1180
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,394
Well, not today.

1181
00:52:17,438 --> 00:52:18,352
Let's go play some bikes.

1182
00:52:43,855 --> 00:52:45,074
Am I the greatest of all time?

1183
00:52:45,117 --> 00:52:46,380
I mean, you're kind of amazing.

1184
00:52:49,383 --> 00:52:52,995
So I actually-- I won this--

1185
00:52:53,038 --> 00:52:55,258
I won this scholarship
from American Architecture

1186
00:52:55,302 --> 00:52:55,867
Foundation.

1187
00:52:55,911 --> 00:52:56,433
What?

1188
00:52:56,477 --> 00:52:57,608
Yeah.

1189
00:52:57,652 --> 00:52:59,306
And they have this
big dinner thing,

1190
00:52:59,349 --> 00:53:03,135
and I was actually wondering
if you wanted to be my date.

1191
00:53:05,747 --> 00:53:07,444
Unless you're not
really into that thing.

1192
00:53:07,488 --> 00:53:08,967
I'm just really
asking you to protect

1193
00:53:09,011 --> 00:53:10,491
your fragile female ego.

1194
00:53:19,848 --> 00:53:21,371
Hey.

1195
00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:23,460
If you two pervs have to
eat each other's heads off,

1196
00:53:23,504 --> 00:53:26,420
can you not do it in
front of Spin and Win?

1197
00:53:26,463 --> 00:53:27,116
Yeah, no.

1198
00:53:27,159 --> 00:53:27,638
Yeah.

1199
00:53:31,555 --> 00:53:33,644
Are we under attack?

1200
00:53:33,688 --> 00:53:35,516
No, they're sad.

1201
00:53:35,559 --> 00:53:39,041
One died-- Crownan O'Brien.

1202
00:53:39,084 --> 00:53:41,086
He was a real one.

1203
00:53:41,130 --> 00:53:42,479
Pouring one out
for the crowmies.

1204
00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:43,480
Do that outside.

1205
00:53:46,701 --> 00:53:48,050
Or you could just go!

1206
00:53:48,093 --> 00:53:48,572
Why is--

1207
00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:52,837
-en Espana.

1208
00:53:56,276 --> 00:53:57,494
Look at the food.

1209
00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:58,103
So good.

1210
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:06,111
Go!

1211
00:54:08,853 --> 00:54:10,246
Tanya, here's the QED report.

1212
00:54:10,290 --> 00:54:11,552
Let me know what you think.

1213
00:54:11,595 --> 00:54:12,292
Thanks, Caroline.

1214
00:54:12,335 --> 00:54:12,944
I'll show Rose.

1215
00:54:16,078 --> 00:54:18,080
Yeah, I could
be all around the world,

1216
00:54:18,123 --> 00:54:22,867
but without family it
don't mean anything.

1217
00:54:22,911 --> 00:54:24,695
Can we bring the love back?

1218
00:54:24,739 --> 00:54:31,136
I know that you've been waiting
so long for it come home again.

1219
00:54:31,180 --> 00:54:32,747
Can we bring the love back?

1220
00:54:32,790 --> 00:54:36,185
I know that it's
been way too long.

1221
00:54:36,228 --> 00:54:38,361
You've always been home to me.

1222
00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:39,754
Always home.

1223
00:54:39,797 --> 00:54:41,495
I miss you dancing with
a drink in your hand.

1224
00:54:41,538 --> 00:54:43,497
You got drunk and
never called me again.

1225
00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:45,368
But you've seen sides
that nobody else knows.

1226
00:54:45,412 --> 00:54:47,414
Y'all better get in here
if y'all want to eat.

1227
00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:56,553
Got it?

1228
00:54:56,597 --> 00:54:58,250
Got it?

1229
00:54:58,294 --> 00:54:58,860
Yeah.

1230
00:54:58,903 --> 00:54:59,426
Hey!

1231
00:55:02,777 --> 00:55:04,300
Hey, hey!

1232
00:55:09,827 --> 00:55:10,350
Money!

1233
00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:15,180
Stop playing, bad boy.

1234
00:55:17,661 --> 00:55:20,403
-to come home again.

1235
00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:22,536
Can we bring the love back?

1236
00:55:22,579 --> 00:55:25,974
I know that it's
been way too long.

1237
00:55:26,017 --> 00:55:27,932
You always been home to me.

1238
00:55:27,976 --> 00:55:28,933
Always home.

1239
00:55:38,334 --> 00:55:40,031
You should really
peep Melissa's skate.

1240
00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:41,206
Girl got skills.

1241
00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:42,643
Wow.

1242
00:55:42,686 --> 00:55:44,079
I didn't even know she
knew where outside was.

1243
00:55:44,122 --> 00:55:45,820
Yeah, well, I guess
I'm a good influence.

1244
00:55:45,863 --> 00:55:46,864
OK.

1245
00:55:46,908 --> 00:55:48,649
Team Crandell up in this bitch.

1246
00:55:48,692 --> 00:55:51,173
Did you sign Zack up for soccer?

1247
00:55:51,216 --> 00:55:52,130
Not yet.

1248
00:55:52,174 --> 00:55:53,828
Kenny, it's due tomorrow.

1249
00:55:53,871 --> 00:55:55,612
What, 24 hours ain't enough time
to fill out the application?

1250
00:55:55,656 --> 00:55:56,396
Just do it.

1251
00:55:56,439 --> 00:55:57,614
You do it.

1252
00:55:57,658 --> 00:55:58,920
Damn, can't even
have one good moment

1253
00:55:58,963 --> 00:56:00,530
without you going all
"Real Housewives."

1254
00:56:00,574 --> 00:56:01,836
Well, you're at home all day.

1255
00:56:01,879 --> 00:56:03,228
That makes you the
housewife while I'm here

1256
00:56:03,272 --> 00:56:04,534
earning money to feed your ass.

1257
00:56:04,578 --> 00:56:05,535
Martyr.

1258
00:56:05,579 --> 00:56:07,450
Douche.

1259
00:56:07,494 --> 00:56:08,451
Relax, people.

1260
00:56:08,495 --> 00:56:09,974
This is not insurmountable.

1261
00:56:10,018 --> 00:56:11,585
We're going to mobilize
the influencers

1262
00:56:11,628 --> 00:56:13,587
and get them back in the
product placement game.

1263
00:56:13,630 --> 00:56:15,458
Tanya, get me Marvin from BET.

1264
00:56:15,502 --> 00:56:17,068
I'm right on top of that, Rose.

1265
00:56:20,550 --> 00:56:23,945
Another quarter,
another downtick in sales.

1266
00:56:23,988 --> 00:56:26,295
Of course, the board
is losing their mind.

1267
00:56:26,338 --> 00:56:27,731
Mama needs her medicine.

1268
00:56:27,775 --> 00:56:30,473
Happy Hour?

1269
00:56:30,517 --> 00:56:33,041
I don't know what this job
will ruin first-- brain, soul,

1270
00:56:33,084 --> 00:56:34,346
or liver.

1271
00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:36,392
Oh, and fabulous job
on the QED report.

1272
00:56:36,436 --> 00:56:36,958
Thanks, Rose.

1273
00:56:46,402 --> 00:56:47,534
What can I get you ladies?

1274
00:56:50,493 --> 00:56:53,235
I will have the Long
Island iced tea--

1275
00:56:53,278 --> 00:57:00,503
rocks, with a twist, and a
spritz, Amaretto sidecar.

1276
00:57:00,547 --> 00:57:01,504
Awful.

1277
00:57:01,548 --> 00:57:03,201
They have the best
Manhattans in town.

1278
00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:03,724
Two please.

1279
00:57:10,252 --> 00:57:11,775
I don't get it.

1280
00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:14,169
I don't see a bunch of
naked girls walking around.

1281
00:57:14,212 --> 00:57:15,736
Why aren't they
wearing our clothes?

1282
00:57:20,262 --> 00:57:21,785
Go ahead.

1283
00:57:21,829 --> 00:57:24,092
Well, maybe we're
not wowing them.

1284
00:57:24,135 --> 00:57:25,659
The girls who wore
Libra at my school

1285
00:57:25,702 --> 00:57:29,227
were still kind of
finding their style.

1286
00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:31,142
Libra's clothing are
things that their parents

1287
00:57:31,186 --> 00:57:33,580
wanted them to wear and not
things that they were actually

1288
00:57:33,623 --> 00:57:35,625
excited about wearing.

1289
00:57:35,669 --> 00:57:38,759
Well, don't forget high
school for you was ages ago.

1290
00:57:38,802 --> 00:57:42,502
And your resume, I mean,
as impressive as it is,

1291
00:57:42,545 --> 00:57:44,504
didn't include
adolescent psychology.

1292
00:57:44,547 --> 00:57:46,636
So why don't we leave the
opining to the experts?

1293
00:57:51,728 --> 00:57:52,729
I'm sorry.

1294
00:57:52,773 --> 00:57:55,471
This business is just
changing so fast.

1295
00:57:55,515 --> 00:57:57,255
My entire life, you
went to the mall

1296
00:57:57,299 --> 00:57:59,170
and got clothes from
stores like Libra.

1297
00:57:59,214 --> 00:58:01,433
Now I'm reading articles
titled, "How Fast Fashion is

1298
00:58:01,477 --> 00:58:02,826
Terrorizing the Environment."

1299
00:58:02,870 --> 00:58:05,699
Yeah, my friends-- their kids--

1300
00:58:05,742 --> 00:58:09,354
my friends' kids really pay
attention to that stuff.

1301
00:58:09,398 --> 00:58:12,923
I follow Emma Watson and she
only wears sustainable clothes.

1302
00:58:12,967 --> 00:58:15,578
Unfortunately, revamping
our manufacturing

1303
00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:17,711
would be like turning
around an oil tanker.

1304
00:58:17,754 --> 00:58:21,236
And, if I can be honest,
I'm just a little on edge

1305
00:58:21,279 --> 00:58:23,673
because Gus had
mentioned that he

1306
00:58:23,717 --> 00:58:27,634
might be ready to take
things to the next level.

1307
00:58:27,677 --> 00:58:29,679
Marriage?

1308
00:58:29,723 --> 00:58:31,463
Honey, please, no.

1309
00:58:31,507 --> 00:58:32,813
Moving in.

1310
00:58:32,856 --> 00:58:33,944
You have to foster a
puppy before you can

1311
00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:35,642
tell if it's your forever pet.

1312
00:58:35,685 --> 00:58:37,774
Hell, I just got him
to agree to monogamy.

1313
00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:39,863
Don't think that wasn't
a Herculean task.

1314
00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:42,518
Anyway, I'm just waiting
for him to bring it up

1315
00:58:42,562 --> 00:58:43,824
to me while our clothes are on.

1316
00:58:43,867 --> 00:58:45,477
You know men only
think emotionally when

1317
00:58:45,521 --> 00:58:46,827
they're laying in the wet spot.

1318
00:58:46,870 --> 00:58:48,829
Disgusting.

1319
00:58:48,872 --> 00:58:52,702
Men are like that, disgusting.

1320
00:58:52,746 --> 00:58:53,790
This is good.

1321
00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:54,704
Yeah.

1322
00:58:54,748 --> 00:58:55,792
It's good.

1323
00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:57,446
So good.

1324
00:58:57,489 --> 00:58:59,883
It's delicious.

1325
00:59:12,461 --> 00:59:12,679
Kenny!

1326
00:59:17,901 --> 00:59:18,859
Is this anyone?

1327
00:59:18,902 --> 00:59:19,076
Five.

1328
00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:19,773
OK.

1329
00:59:19,816 --> 00:59:21,731
Five, you say?

1330
00:59:21,775 --> 00:59:23,864
How did this happen?

1331
00:59:23,907 --> 00:59:24,908
So you got a black card.

1332
00:59:24,952 --> 00:59:26,388
I wish.

1333
00:59:26,431 --> 00:59:27,781
It's for office
expenses and stuff.

1334
00:59:27,824 --> 00:59:29,696
But I'll pay it right back.

1335
00:59:29,739 --> 00:59:30,871
All right, don't look at me.

1336
00:59:30,914 --> 00:59:33,569
I don't even game like that.

1337
00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:35,658
Things were getting
tense with the girlfriend

1338
00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:36,833
and the boyfriend.

1339
00:59:36,877 --> 00:59:40,707
I needed offline games.

1340
00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:41,708
I'm sorry.

1341
00:59:41,751 --> 00:59:43,710
But I also got something.

1342
00:59:43,753 --> 00:59:47,714
I'm feeling guilty, but
also really satisfied.

1343
00:59:47,757 --> 00:59:48,976
OK, so I did the--

1344
00:59:50,717 --> 00:59:52,022
Oh, I have another ace.

1345
00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:53,545
I have-- I have the three.

1346
00:59:56,113 --> 00:59:56,984
Oh, my god.

1347
00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:57,811
Zack!

1348
01:00:02,816 --> 01:00:04,513
You didn't want
the crows inside,

1349
01:00:04,556 --> 01:00:06,646
so I got a place for
us to hang out here.

1350
01:00:06,689 --> 01:00:08,604
I was being respectful.

1351
01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:09,866
Kenny got something too.

1352
01:00:12,869 --> 01:00:13,957
How much did all this cost?

1353
01:00:14,001 --> 01:00:16,699
$9,268.

1354
01:00:16,743 --> 01:00:18,788
You spent all that?

1355
01:00:18,832 --> 01:00:23,750
If you count all the Whole
Foods receipts, It's $12,678.

1356
01:00:23,793 --> 01:00:24,881
But you're getting $60,000.

1357
01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:26,709
This is way less.

1358
01:00:26,753 --> 01:00:28,015
That is not how it works.

1359
01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:29,799
How could you do this to me?

1360
01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:32,628
All I've done all summer is
work to take care of you guys

1361
01:00:32,672 --> 01:00:34,674
to do mama solid and
now I'm going to jail.

1362
01:00:38,852 --> 01:00:39,853
Doubtful.

1363
01:00:39,896 --> 01:00:40,984
Kids get a slap on the wrist.

1364
01:00:41,028 --> 01:00:43,900
Need I remind you, Black?

1365
01:00:43,944 --> 01:00:46,773
I always forget
to factor that in.

1366
01:00:46,816 --> 01:00:47,991
OK.

1367
01:00:48,035 --> 01:00:49,601
Sorry.

1368
01:00:49,645 --> 01:00:54,694
OK, I need you to
understand, Bee Taqueria

1369
01:00:54,737 --> 01:00:56,826
makes the best
tacos in LA, which

1370
01:00:56,870 --> 01:00:58,741
is a town full of dope tacos.

1371
01:00:58,785 --> 01:01:00,961
So you will be ruined for life.

1372
01:01:05,052 --> 01:01:05,705
Everything OK?

1373
01:01:05,748 --> 01:01:07,576
Yeah, I'm sorry.

1374
01:01:07,619 --> 01:01:11,101
I'm just-- I've
a lot of my mind.

1375
01:01:11,145 --> 01:01:14,801
So, you know, one of the
benefits of dating someone

1376
01:01:14,844 --> 01:01:17,891
is that you have someone you can
share those mind things with.

1377
01:01:17,934 --> 01:01:18,805
Just saying.

1378
01:01:18,848 --> 01:01:19,066
Thanks.

1379
01:01:19,109 --> 01:01:19,849
Yeah.

1380
01:01:23,897 --> 01:01:26,029
My mom taught me never
tell a woman to smile.

1381
01:01:26,073 --> 01:01:27,596
So I won't do that.

1382
01:01:27,639 --> 01:01:30,164
I will just remind you, I
have two functioning ears,

1383
01:01:30,207 --> 01:01:32,775
two very supportive
shoulders for crying on,

1384
01:01:32,819 --> 01:01:34,995
and one really great penis.

1385
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:39,651
You're an idiot.

1386
01:01:46,658 --> 01:01:47,050
Whoa.

1387
01:01:47,094 --> 01:01:47,834
Right?

1388
01:01:47,877 --> 01:01:48,095
Wait.

1389
01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:48,922
Right?

1390
01:01:48,965 --> 01:01:49,183
Wait.

1391
01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:53,100
That's really good.

1392
01:02:03,371 --> 01:02:03,937
Gus?

1393
01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:08,376
Tanya?

1394
01:02:08,419 --> 01:02:11,074
Who is this?

1395
01:02:11,118 --> 01:02:11,945
It's Rose.

1396
01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:15,862
You look great.

1397
01:02:15,905 --> 01:02:17,820
Who is that?

1398
01:02:17,864 --> 01:02:19,343
How's your night going?

1399
01:02:19,387 --> 01:02:23,173
So Rose and I are in
an open relationship.

1400
01:02:23,217 --> 01:02:24,914
It's still taboo to her.

1401
01:02:24,958 --> 01:02:26,873
It might be a generational
thing, I'm not sure.

1402
01:02:26,916 --> 01:02:29,005
Funny, because she just told
me that you guys agreed,

1403
01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:30,920
in the wet spot,
to be monogamous.

1404
01:02:30,964 --> 01:02:35,011
And yet I just saw you
eating that woman's head.

1405
01:02:35,055 --> 01:02:39,973
We are in an improv class
and we were just rehearsing.

1406
01:02:40,016 --> 01:02:41,452
Well, if you're in
an improv class,

1407
01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:43,063
then why are you rehearsing?

1408
01:02:48,982 --> 01:02:50,157
Tanya, I will pay you.

1409
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,854
You want to explain
what that was?

1410
01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:53,073
I will pay you any
amount of money.

1411
01:02:53,116 --> 01:02:54,944
It's not my place.

1412
01:02:54,988 --> 01:02:56,424
You got to admit, that
was a little weird.

1413
01:02:56,467 --> 01:03:00,384
Didn't your mama also
tell you that no means no?

1414
01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:03,039
In a different context.

1415
01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:06,042
But I guess that works here too.

1416
01:03:21,971 --> 01:03:23,886
Hey, Rose.

1417
01:03:23,930 --> 01:03:25,061
We have a problem.

1418
01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:27,107
What is it, honey?

1419
01:03:27,150 --> 01:03:31,938
OMG, this Gus is
a certified freak.

1420
01:03:31,981 --> 01:03:35,028
OK, well, then we
have two problems.

1421
01:03:35,071 --> 01:03:37,073
Lay it on me.

1422
01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:38,205
Oh, shit.

1423
01:03:38,248 --> 01:03:39,989
Before I forget, I need
the latest QED report.

1424
01:03:40,033 --> 01:03:42,035
The board moved up our
meeting, so I need it now.

1425
01:03:42,078 --> 01:03:43,950
I--

1426
01:03:43,993 --> 01:03:45,168
Check your Dropbox, Rose.

1427
01:03:48,041 --> 01:03:49,433
Dropbox?

1428
01:03:49,477 --> 01:03:53,481
Wait, why does Caroline--

1429
01:03:53,524 --> 01:03:55,048
I have so many questions.

1430
01:03:55,091 --> 01:03:57,267
I've been doing the QED
reports for you girl here,

1431
01:03:57,311 --> 01:04:00,357
and I just thought it was crazy
that we still do them on paper,

1432
01:04:00,401 --> 01:04:02,185
so I digitized them.

1433
01:04:06,015 --> 01:04:08,017
Great work, Tanya.

1434
01:04:08,061 --> 01:04:11,412
Delegating responsibility and
innovating at the same time.

1435
01:04:11,455 --> 01:04:12,674
Here for it.

1436
01:04:12,717 --> 01:04:13,936
Hey, yeah, that was me.

1437
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:16,330
And excellent
managerial instincts.

1438
01:04:16,373 --> 01:04:18,288
Who knew Caroline
even had that skill?

1439
01:04:18,332 --> 01:04:22,162
No tea, no shade, no lemonade.

1440
01:04:22,205 --> 01:04:24,164
Oh, here it is.

1441
01:04:24,207 --> 01:04:25,295
All right, ladies.

1442
01:04:25,339 --> 01:04:27,689
Time to give the board
the old razzle dazzle.

1443
01:04:27,732 --> 01:04:30,039
Or should I say Rose-l dazzle?

1444
01:04:33,347 --> 01:04:34,130
Woo!

1445
01:04:38,352 --> 01:04:39,440
You're going to get yours.

1446
01:05:09,774 --> 01:05:10,862
Are you hate-scrolling her?

1447
01:05:10,906 --> 01:05:12,125
No, no.

1448
01:05:12,168 --> 01:05:15,128
I just thought we
had mutual friends.

1449
01:05:15,171 --> 01:05:16,085
Oh.

1450
01:05:16,129 --> 01:05:16,825
Sure.

1451
01:05:16,868 --> 01:05:18,435
She sold me out.

1452
01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:20,785
I tried your olive branch
and she shoved it up my ass.

1453
01:05:20,829 --> 01:05:22,439
Let's actually
drop that metaphor.

1454
01:05:22,483 --> 01:05:25,660
OK, I did QED reports for her
and she took all the credit.

1455
01:05:25,703 --> 01:05:28,880
What, so you're
leaving mean comments?

1456
01:05:28,924 --> 01:05:29,838
Are you about to?

1457
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:35,452
It just doesn't make sense--

1458
01:05:35,496 --> 01:05:37,280
the resume, the socials.

1459
01:05:37,324 --> 01:05:40,501
There's nothing negative, no
slutty Halloween costumes,

1460
01:05:40,544 --> 01:05:43,243
no transphobic retweets.

1461
01:05:43,286 --> 01:05:47,595
It's like they built this Jack
and Jill Barbie out of a lab.

1462
01:05:47,638 --> 01:05:48,509
You need a hobby.

1463
01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:03,611
What in the Black ass hell?

1464
01:06:19,540 --> 01:06:21,933
-you ain't paying, ain't got
no bands, so we can't talk.

1465
01:06:21,977 --> 01:06:23,674
I'm with my friends,
these hoes mad, we--

1466
01:06:26,721 --> 01:06:27,591
Yo, Ken!

1467
01:06:32,944 --> 01:06:35,686
Our video got 10 million views.

1468
01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:37,210
That's a million, dickhead.

1469
01:06:37,253 --> 01:06:38,515
Oh.

1470
01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:39,603
It's these damn brownies.

1471
01:06:39,647 --> 01:06:40,909
I'm high as hell.

1472
01:06:40,952 --> 01:06:42,780
Ooh, don't take more than one.

1473
01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:44,130
Those things will get you.

1474
01:07:01,277 --> 01:07:02,148
You trying to electrocute folks?

1475
01:07:02,191 --> 01:07:02,713
What's up?

1476
01:07:02,757 --> 01:07:03,975
Shut up.

1477
01:07:04,019 --> 01:07:05,629
All speakers are
waterproof these days.

1478
01:07:05,673 --> 01:07:06,935
Everyone out now.

1479
01:07:06,978 --> 01:07:09,329
I got electrocuted
once fixing my fan.

1480
01:07:09,372 --> 01:07:10,330
Felt pretty cool.

1481
01:07:10,373 --> 01:07:12,027
Now!

1482
01:07:12,071 --> 01:07:13,246
You're just walking around
in your underwear, no bathing

1483
01:07:13,289 --> 01:07:14,421
suit?

1484
01:07:14,464 --> 01:07:15,900
Hurry up.

1485
01:07:15,944 --> 01:07:18,729
I want you all out of my
sight in five minutes.

1486
01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:20,122
Yo, Ken, your mom's a bitch.

1487
01:07:20,166 --> 01:07:21,471
Who's trying to get cut?

1488
01:07:21,515 --> 01:07:23,778
Say that again if you
feel like bleeding.

1489
01:07:23,821 --> 01:07:24,953
Oh, my god.

1490
01:07:24,996 --> 01:07:26,476
What the hell is wrong with you?

1491
01:07:26,520 --> 01:07:27,695
What's wrong with you?

1492
01:07:27,738 --> 01:07:29,305
You think your naked
friends drinking

1493
01:07:29,349 --> 01:07:31,264
and smoking is good for our
brother and sister to see?

1494
01:07:31,307 --> 01:07:32,439
What am I supposed to do?

1495
01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:34,136
I'm stuck here all
day, all night.

1496
01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:35,355
Don't start with that again.

1497
01:07:35,398 --> 01:07:36,704
So you made a few sandwiches?

1498
01:07:36,747 --> 01:07:38,184
Big deal.

1499
01:07:38,227 --> 01:07:39,794
My god, you're such a dude.

1500
01:07:39,837 --> 01:07:41,535
You do one thing
to help out and you

1501
01:07:41,578 --> 01:07:43,058
want a statue in your honor.

1502
01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:44,625
Some of us are out here working.

1503
01:07:44,668 --> 01:07:46,192
You don't start with
that, because while you're

1504
01:07:46,235 --> 01:07:47,715
out there hanging out
with your coworkers

1505
01:07:47,758 --> 01:07:49,238
and going on little
dates, I'm here

1506
01:07:49,282 --> 01:07:51,066
taking care of everything else.

1507
01:07:51,110 --> 01:07:52,502
You know the shit
that I do is just

1508
01:07:52,546 --> 01:07:54,548
as important as
that last desk job,

1509
01:07:54,591 --> 01:07:57,464
or did you forget I
canceled my summer too?

1510
01:07:57,507 --> 01:07:58,639
Team Crandell my ass.

1511
01:07:58,682 --> 01:08:01,685
You stole from me,
from my company,

1512
01:08:01,729 --> 01:08:02,947
and you call that teamwork?

1513
01:08:02,991 --> 01:08:04,862
And you're having
parties without me?

1514
01:08:04,906 --> 01:08:06,690
You don't think that I
want to have fun too?

1515
01:08:06,734 --> 01:08:10,041
And-- And apparently,
one of your hoes

1516
01:08:10,085 --> 01:08:12,043
doesn't understand
everybody out.

1517
01:08:12,087 --> 01:08:16,309
I tried to leave, but
you're blocking me in.

1518
01:08:16,352 --> 01:08:18,833
And I'm not a hoe, I'm a virgin.

1519
01:08:18,876 --> 01:08:20,443
Kenny and I skate together.

1520
01:08:20,487 --> 01:08:24,578
So if you're going to slut
shame, shame an actual slut.

1521
01:08:24,621 --> 01:08:25,274
I'm sorry.

1522
01:08:25,318 --> 01:08:26,536
Hey, guys.

1523
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:29,278
How good is Melissa
at skateboarding?

1524
01:08:29,322 --> 01:08:30,584
What?

1525
01:08:30,627 --> 01:08:33,239
I didn't know she
likes brownies so much.

1526
01:08:33,282 --> 01:08:34,762
Brownie?

1527
01:08:34,805 --> 01:08:35,328
Brownies?

1528
01:08:36,067 --> 01:08:39,114
Oh, Melissa!

1529
01:08:39,158 --> 01:08:39,941
You OK?

1530
01:08:41,595 --> 01:08:44,075
This is why I can't wait
to go off to college.

1531
01:08:44,119 --> 01:08:46,643
Please, we're not that bad.

1532
01:08:46,687 --> 01:08:48,993
Didn't your boy Ethan's
brother stab somebody?

1533
01:08:49,037 --> 01:08:49,864
Allegedly.

1534
01:08:53,781 --> 01:08:55,870
With mom by herself, guess
who became the second parent?

1535
01:08:55,913 --> 01:08:57,567
I never get thanked
for it, either.

1536
01:08:57,611 --> 01:09:00,048
It's just assumed
that that's my job.

1537
01:09:00,091 --> 01:09:02,006
This summer was supposed
to be my first break.

1538
01:09:04,705 --> 01:09:06,924
You never tell me
it was like that.

1539
01:09:06,968 --> 01:09:08,970
Well, I can't talk
to you anymore.

1540
01:09:09,013 --> 01:09:10,406
What is that supposed to mean?

1541
01:09:13,496 --> 01:09:16,369
I get what you're trying to
prove with the new clothes

1542
01:09:16,412 --> 01:09:18,022
and the grill and the accents--

1543
01:09:18,066 --> 01:09:19,023
I'm not frightened, see?

1544
01:09:19,067 --> 01:09:20,634
OK, this is me.

1545
01:09:20,677 --> 01:09:23,202
Dad made me go all preppy
because it was safer, a.k.a.

1546
01:09:23,245 --> 01:09:25,116
less scary to white folks.

1547
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:28,598
Look, I miss the hell out of my
dad, but ever since dad died,

1548
01:09:28,642 --> 01:09:29,991
I feel like I can be myself.

1549
01:09:30,034 --> 01:09:32,341
I don't care how you
talk or how you dress.

1550
01:09:32,385 --> 01:09:34,952
You just went from collecting
awards and trophies

1551
01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:37,346
to smoking weed and skating.

1552
01:09:37,390 --> 01:09:38,956
And you don't have
to do what you did,

1553
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,393
you just have to do something.

1554
01:09:40,436 --> 01:09:41,916
I am doing something.

1555
01:09:41,959 --> 01:09:43,874
Those skate videos I
make with Rock and Jason

1556
01:09:43,918 --> 01:09:45,267
get hella views--

1557
01:09:45,311 --> 01:09:47,922
more than any other
Black skater out there.

1558
01:09:47,965 --> 01:09:51,491
And we're close to
getting monetized.

1559
01:09:51,534 --> 01:09:54,015
Really?

1560
01:09:54,058 --> 01:09:55,756
Wow.

1561
01:09:55,799 --> 01:09:59,063
Over half a million followers,
my sister not even one of them.

1562
01:09:59,107 --> 01:10:00,891
Look, I might not
be going to Howard,

1563
01:10:00,935 --> 01:10:03,242
but at least I got my thing.

1564
01:10:03,285 --> 01:10:04,808
You ain't know that.

1565
01:10:04,852 --> 01:10:06,506
You don't even know
what Melissa can do.

1566
01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:11,337
Maybe if you knew us
a little bit better,

1567
01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:12,860
we wouldn't feel
like such a burden.

1568
01:10:15,558 --> 01:10:16,559
Good news.

1569
01:10:16,603 --> 01:10:18,213
Melissa will be fine.

1570
01:10:18,257 --> 01:10:19,388
You got lucky.

1571
01:10:19,432 --> 01:10:21,216
It could have been
a lot worse, OK?

1572
01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:24,219
Just a dislocated shoulder
and an elbow strain.

1573
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:25,786
And she'll sleep
off the marijuana.

1574
01:10:25,829 --> 01:10:27,396
Just keep an eye on her tonight.

1575
01:10:27,440 --> 01:10:29,137
Normally, I'd have
to report this,

1576
01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:31,444
but the last thing I want to do
is get you all in the system.

1577
01:10:31,487 --> 01:10:33,402
I had a single mom, too.

1578
01:10:33,446 --> 01:10:35,361
But we weren't living like this.

1579
01:10:35,404 --> 01:10:36,536
Hang in there, girl.

1580
01:10:36,579 --> 01:10:38,364
And tighten up.

1581
01:10:38,407 --> 01:10:38,929
The tightest.

1582
01:10:45,371 --> 01:10:47,024
Tanya.

1583
01:10:47,068 --> 01:10:49,462
Why do you look so weathered?

1584
01:10:53,161 --> 01:10:54,118
Oh, I'm sorry.

1585
01:10:54,162 --> 01:10:55,555
I was up all night.

1586
01:10:55,598 --> 01:10:58,035
My sister-- daughter
ate something

1587
01:10:58,079 --> 01:10:59,472
that didn't agree with her.

1588
01:10:59,515 --> 01:11:01,952
That is why I'm staunchly
anti-procreation.

1589
01:11:01,996 --> 01:11:03,432
Mainline some coffee, girlie.

1590
01:11:03,476 --> 01:11:05,042
We got some work to do.

1591
01:11:05,086 --> 01:11:05,304
Woo!

1592
01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:46,736
Watch the
sunrise along the Coast

1593
01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:51,393
as we're both getting up.

1594
01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:57,312
I can't describe
what I'm feeling.

1595
01:11:57,356 --> 01:12:01,577
And all I know is
we're going home.

1596
01:12:01,621 --> 01:12:03,144
Is this for me?

1597
01:12:03,187 --> 01:12:05,146
Oh, yeah, we left
it open for Elijah.

1598
01:12:05,189 --> 01:12:06,495
The hell you think?

1599
01:12:06,539 --> 01:12:08,454
Kenny figured since you
couldn't go to Spain,

1600
01:12:08,497 --> 01:12:10,238
we'd bring Spain to you.

1601
01:12:10,281 --> 01:12:12,893
But his toxic masculinity
won't let him say it.

1602
01:12:12,936 --> 01:12:15,243
Kenny, this is dope.

1603
01:12:15,286 --> 01:12:17,550
You know, Kenny's always
had tons of potential.

1604
01:12:17,593 --> 01:12:19,943
He just needed the
freedom to explore it.

1605
01:12:19,987 --> 01:12:22,555
She's been like this all day.

1606
01:12:22,598 --> 01:12:24,470
I can't tell if
I like it or not.

1607
01:12:24,513 --> 01:12:25,993
Ever since my overdose--

1608
01:12:26,036 --> 01:12:27,516
Let's never say that again.

1609
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,126
-everything is so much clearer.

1610
01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:30,519
I think I liked
all that dark stuff

1611
01:12:30,563 --> 01:12:32,391
because I was scared of death.

1612
01:12:32,434 --> 01:12:33,957
That fear is gone.

1613
01:12:34,001 --> 01:12:39,441
All I see now is light,
hope, possibility.

1614
01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:40,703
Seriously, Kenny?

1615
01:12:40,747 --> 01:12:43,619
How did you do all of this?

1616
01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:47,928
It's an online cooking
channel called On TV.

1617
01:12:47,971 --> 01:12:51,540
Personally, I would have named
it "People of Color-nary,"

1618
01:12:51,584 --> 01:12:55,326
or "Kachigga Niggas" or just
"niggas in the Kitchen."

1619
01:12:55,370 --> 01:12:56,066
Fine.

1620
01:12:56,110 --> 01:12:56,806
That works too.

1621
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:12,953
We're screwed.

1622
01:13:12,996 --> 01:13:14,563
Wait, what?

1623
01:13:14,607 --> 01:13:16,391
The manufacturers are
protesting working conditions.

1624
01:13:16,435 --> 01:13:18,654
It turned into a riot, and
they burned down the factory.

1625
01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:22,745
Our entire winter line is
a giant cloud of smoke.

1626
01:13:22,789 --> 01:13:23,485
Well, what can we do?

1627
01:13:23,529 --> 01:13:25,182
Can we get the manufacturers--

1628
01:13:25,226 --> 01:13:27,010
We're already on thin
ice, and now the board

1629
01:13:27,054 --> 01:13:28,664
doesn't want to throw
good money after bad.

1630
01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:30,753
They're shutting us down.

1631
01:13:30,797 --> 01:13:31,537
What?

1632
01:13:31,580 --> 01:13:33,364
Rose, no.

1633
01:13:33,408 --> 01:13:34,583
I need this job.

1634
01:13:34,627 --> 01:13:36,977
I don't have the
booty for OnlyFans.

1635
01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:38,457
Don't worry, Tanya.

1636
01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,241
You've got a nice, storied
career ahead of you.

1637
01:13:40,284 --> 01:13:42,548
And I'll put in a good word
for you, wherever you want,

1638
01:13:42,591 --> 01:13:43,984
if my name means anything.

1639
01:13:44,027 --> 01:13:45,333
Go home for the day.

1640
01:13:45,376 --> 01:13:47,770
I was saving this bottle
for a celebration,

1641
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:51,165
but I guess the start of
the next chapter of my life

1642
01:13:51,208 --> 01:13:53,341
is something to celebrate.

1643
01:13:53,384 --> 01:13:54,560
Hey, babe.

1644
01:13:54,603 --> 01:13:56,649
I have an update on that fire.

1645
01:13:56,692 --> 01:13:57,606
It's still going.

1646
01:14:09,618 --> 01:14:12,186
This is exactly what
I've been looking for.

1647
01:14:12,229 --> 01:14:13,666
Sick.

1648
01:14:13,709 --> 01:14:15,755
You are going to slay
Coachella next year.

1649
01:14:15,798 --> 01:14:17,757
And if Cream doesn't
jump your bones,

1650
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,542
we'll bury him in the desert.

1651
01:14:20,586 --> 01:14:22,152
Sorry to interrupt.

1652
01:14:22,196 --> 01:14:24,503
This would just be
really cute with that.

1653
01:14:24,546 --> 01:14:25,547
A necklace or--

1654
01:14:25,591 --> 01:14:27,636
Belt.

1655
01:14:27,680 --> 01:14:29,203
Love.

1656
01:14:29,246 --> 01:14:30,509
You work here?

1657
01:14:30,552 --> 01:14:33,599
No, I'm just doing
some retail therapy.

1658
01:14:33,642 --> 01:14:34,687
Thank you so much, ma'am.

1659
01:14:38,212 --> 01:14:38,734
"Ma'am?"

1660
01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:54,620
Rose!

1661
01:14:54,663 --> 01:14:56,317
Hey, Tanya.

1662
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:57,797
Call up the board and tell them
they can't shut us down yet.

1663
01:14:57,840 --> 01:14:59,842
I have something big, and I just
need the night to work on it.

1664
01:14:59,886 --> 01:15:03,280
Why the fuck not?

1665
01:15:15,902 --> 01:15:17,730
Hey.

1666
01:15:17,773 --> 01:15:18,774
What are you doing here?

1667
01:15:27,870 --> 01:15:30,438
I thought that was next Friday.

1668
01:15:30,481 --> 01:15:32,440
I texted you yesterday.

1669
01:15:32,483 --> 01:15:33,876
I called you tonight.

1670
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:35,704
Work went to shit and I
had to stay late again.

1671
01:15:35,748 --> 01:15:38,881
Yeah, your top-secret job.

1672
01:15:38,925 --> 01:15:40,840
I've been sitting here,
listening to the family

1673
01:15:40,883 --> 01:15:42,363
that you just won't
introduce me to.

1674
01:15:46,715 --> 01:15:50,937
Part of dating is actually
getting to know each other.

1675
01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:54,462
And another part is
respecting people's privacy.

1676
01:15:54,505 --> 01:15:56,899
I wouldn't have to dig if you
weren't being so secretive.

1677
01:15:56,943 --> 01:15:57,639
Well, I would tell
you more if you

1678
01:15:57,683 --> 01:15:58,988
didn't want to know so much.

1679
01:15:59,032 --> 01:16:00,816
Fine.

1680
01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:02,688
But I asked you to be there
for me, and you weren't.

1681
01:16:02,731 --> 01:16:04,864
Bryan.

1682
01:16:04,907 --> 01:16:06,430
You know I like you.

1683
01:16:06,474 --> 01:16:09,433
Do I?

1684
01:16:09,477 --> 01:16:12,001
I thought we were having fun.

1685
01:16:12,045 --> 01:16:13,481
We're not adults.

1686
01:16:13,524 --> 01:16:16,571
We don't have to
make it all serious.

1687
01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:17,833
Seriously?

1688
01:16:17,877 --> 01:16:19,574
You're going to do me like that.

1689
01:16:19,618 --> 01:16:21,794
I just have so much
responsibility right now,

1690
01:16:21,837 --> 01:16:24,623
I don't have time to be,
like, your wife or something.

1691
01:16:24,666 --> 01:16:24,884
Wow.

1692
01:16:32,761 --> 01:16:37,766
Tanya, you bailed on the
biggest night of my life.

1693
01:16:37,810 --> 01:16:40,508
I thought I could at
least get an apology.

1694
01:16:42,945 --> 01:16:44,860
Bryan, I'm sorry.

1695
01:16:44,904 --> 01:16:46,862
Yeah, nobody wants an
apology they have to ask for.

1696
01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:09,537
Tanya, this is genius.

1697
01:17:09,580 --> 01:17:12,627
I'm only 30% sure
it's going to work.

1698
01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:16,849
But I'm 100% sure we're dead
in the water if we don't try.

1699
01:17:16,892 --> 01:17:18,851
But the board will
never see it like this.

1700
01:17:18,894 --> 01:17:21,941
They have about as much vision
as a mole with cataracts.

1701
01:17:21,984 --> 01:17:23,812
They need to see it on its feet.

1702
01:17:23,856 --> 01:17:26,815
Rent out a space, something
funky, like the ACE hotel,

1703
01:17:26,859 --> 01:17:27,947
or EPLP.

1704
01:17:27,990 --> 01:17:29,949
There should be enough
room on your work card.

1705
01:17:29,992 --> 01:17:31,864
About that.

1706
01:17:31,907 --> 01:17:33,648
Rose, there's something else.

1707
01:17:33,692 --> 01:17:34,170
Keep em coming.

1708
01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:35,084
You're on a roll.

1709
01:17:38,218 --> 01:17:40,873
Let's show them
we got the message

1710
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:42,918
about throwing good
money after bad.

1711
01:17:42,962 --> 01:17:44,572
We'll have it at my house.

1712
01:17:44,615 --> 01:17:47,575
I have a massive yard and
repurposing a less traditional

1713
01:17:47,618 --> 01:17:50,970
space can really drive home
the vibe of the rebrand.

1714
01:17:51,013 --> 01:17:51,971
You're a homeowner?

1715
01:17:52,014 --> 01:17:54,060
At your age?

1716
01:17:54,103 --> 01:17:56,845
I'm a trust fund bitch.

1717
01:17:56,889 --> 01:17:58,107
Ooh.

1718
01:17:58,151 --> 01:17:59,152
All right.

1719
01:17:59,195 --> 01:18:00,806
Listen up, you little arsonists.

1720
01:18:00,849 --> 01:18:02,764
Hello, to you too.

1721
01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:04,592
We got a Team
Crandell code blue.

1722
01:18:04,635 --> 01:18:05,941
We don't have a
color coding system.

1723
01:18:05,985 --> 01:18:07,203
Stay with me.

1724
01:18:07,247 --> 01:18:08,378
We got one chance
to save our asses,

1725
01:18:08,422 --> 01:18:09,771
and you guys are
going to help me,

1726
01:18:09,815 --> 01:18:11,904
or I'm turning us all
in for embezzlement.

1727
01:18:11,947 --> 01:18:13,993
You really trying to feed us
through the prison pipeline.

1728
01:18:14,036 --> 01:18:15,951
Kenny.

1729
01:18:15,995 --> 01:18:17,953
We have to turn this place
into the dopest venue in SoCal

1730
01:18:17,997 --> 01:18:19,825
for a work function
on Saturday night,

1731
01:18:19,868 --> 01:18:23,263
and this is an all
hands on deck situation.

1732
01:18:23,306 --> 01:18:24,786
We do kind of owe her.

1733
01:18:24,830 --> 01:18:25,874
And debts are heavy on the soul.

1734
01:18:29,051 --> 01:18:30,792
I'm not available Saturday.

1735
01:18:30,836 --> 01:18:31,271
I'm just playing.

1736
01:18:31,314 --> 01:18:34,013
Damn!

1737
01:18:34,056 --> 01:18:34,796
All right, come on.

1738
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:35,841
Let's do this.

1739
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:42,717
Alexander Wang with
the Helmut Lang, ghetto

1740
01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:44,284
fab so I'm still
eating chicken wings.

1741
01:18:44,327 --> 01:18:46,373
Versatile so I can
keep switching lanes.

1742
01:18:46,416 --> 01:18:47,417
I got plenty Janes.

1743
01:18:47,461 --> 01:18:48,723
I got plenty rings.

1744
01:18:48,767 --> 01:18:50,856
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1745
01:18:52,161 --> 01:18:53,859
Mom usually moves the
couch and vacuums under it.

1746
01:18:53,902 --> 01:18:55,121
Yeah, your mama went loco.

1747
01:18:55,164 --> 01:18:56,949
Beat.

1748
01:18:56,992 --> 01:18:59,038
Ain't nothing to a queen,
you ain't said a thing.

1749
01:18:59,081 --> 01:19:01,214
But Jim Carrey, but
they bite the slang.

1750
01:19:01,257 --> 01:19:03,782
Like to call him necklace
cause he want to hang.

1751
01:19:03,825 --> 01:19:05,174
He was going nuts
so I let him hang.

1752
01:19:05,218 --> 01:19:08,830
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1753
01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:11,137
That's just the way it goes.

1754
01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:12,312
Appreciate you inviting me--

1755
01:19:12,355 --> 01:19:13,008
Hey, bro.

1756
01:19:13,052 --> 01:19:14,836
What you doing?

1757
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,925
Love, love, love.

1758
01:19:16,969 --> 01:19:18,840
Tanya, this is stellar.

1759
01:19:18,884 --> 01:19:19,885
All right, everyone.

1760
01:19:19,928 --> 01:19:21,843
See you back here at 9:00 AM.

1761
01:19:21,887 --> 01:19:23,105
Get some rest.

1762
01:19:23,149 --> 01:19:25,934
We got a big day tomorrow.

1763
01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:27,414
I'm ready to meet your friend.

1764
01:19:27,457 --> 01:19:27,980
Cuh-caw!

1765
01:19:29,242 --> 01:19:29,895
Hey, bud.

1766
01:19:29,938 --> 01:19:31,940
I missed you.

1767
01:19:31,984 --> 01:19:34,856
-yeah, it's great in that she
ghosted me today and went away

1768
01:19:34,900 --> 01:19:37,946
on the--

1769
01:19:37,990 --> 01:19:38,947
Nope, no.

1770
01:19:38,991 --> 01:19:40,427
Hey, give her one more shot.

1771
01:19:40,470 --> 01:19:43,996
If she doesn't see how great
you are, she don't deserve you.

1772
01:19:44,039 --> 01:19:45,171
Period, end of story.

1773
01:19:49,262 --> 01:19:51,481
Can you please mind your
own damn business for once?

1774
01:19:51,525 --> 01:19:53,919
Please.

1775
01:19:53,962 --> 01:19:54,963
Damn.

1776
01:19:55,007 --> 01:19:57,096
Is it the girl from the office?

1777
01:19:57,139 --> 01:19:57,966
Mhm.

1778
01:19:58,010 --> 01:20:01,100
That is how it's done.

1779
01:20:01,143 --> 01:20:02,536
How'd you do that so quickly?

1780
01:20:02,579 --> 01:20:03,580
Canva, sis.

1781
01:20:03,624 --> 01:20:04,886
Could have saved mom's sanity.

1782
01:20:20,597 --> 01:20:23,383
-fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1783
01:20:23,426 --> 01:20:25,341
That's just the way it goes.

1784
01:20:29,041 --> 01:20:32,087
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1785
01:20:32,131 --> 01:20:34,916
That's just the way it goes.

1786
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:37,571
Yeah.

1787
01:20:37,614 --> 01:20:39,268
Alexander Wang, with
the Helmut Lang.

1788
01:20:39,312 --> 01:20:41,357
Ghetto fab, so I'm still
eating chicken wings.

1789
01:20:41,401 --> 01:20:43,446
Versatile, so I can
keep switching lanes.

1790
01:20:43,490 --> 01:20:44,491
I got plenty Janes.

1791
01:20:44,534 --> 01:20:45,927
I got plenty rings.

1792
01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:46,972
Ain't nothing to a queen.

1793
01:20:47,015 --> 01:20:48,060
You ain't said a thing.

1794
01:20:48,103 --> 01:20:49,975
But that Jim Carrey,
but they bite the slang.

1795
01:20:50,018 --> 01:20:52,064
Like to call him necklace
cause he want to hang.

1796
01:20:52,107 --> 01:20:54,153
He was going nuts
so I let him hang.

1797
01:20:54,196 --> 01:20:57,156
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1798
01:20:57,199 --> 01:20:59,071
That's just the way it goes.

1799
01:21:02,117 --> 01:21:05,207
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1800
01:21:05,251 --> 01:21:07,209
That's just the way it goes.

1801
01:21:14,521 --> 01:21:17,132
I'll be honest, I've
never felt cooler.

1802
01:21:17,176 --> 01:21:18,264
And I never felt more at peace.

1803
01:21:18,307 --> 01:21:19,526
Where's Kenny?

1804
01:21:19,569 --> 01:21:20,048
Yo.

1805
01:21:24,531 --> 01:21:26,228
You look perfect, little bro.

1806
01:21:26,272 --> 01:21:28,143
Look at you, all cleaned up.

1807
01:21:28,187 --> 01:21:30,102
What I'm saying.

1808
01:21:30,145 --> 01:21:32,495
Hey, hey, hey.

1809
01:21:32,539 --> 01:21:33,148
All right.

1810
01:21:33,192 --> 01:21:34,062
Last review.

1811
01:21:34,106 --> 01:21:35,150
Let's go.

1812
01:21:35,194 --> 01:21:36,108
Remarkably with local,
wild-caught scallops

1813
01:21:36,151 --> 01:21:36,630
and hickory-smoked bacon.

1814
01:21:36,673 --> 01:21:37,631
OK.

1815
01:21:37,674 --> 01:21:38,110
Mini wagyu beef Wellington.

1816
01:21:38,153 --> 01:21:39,154
OK.

1817
01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:39,981
Mini vegan quiche with spinach.

1818
01:21:40,025 --> 01:21:41,722
Oh.

1819
01:21:41,765 --> 01:21:42,723
Manhattan clam chowder with
Flamin' Hot Cheeto sprinkles.

1820
01:21:42,766 --> 01:21:44,203
And all the food tonight is?

1821
01:21:44,246 --> 01:21:46,031
No nuts, no gluten,
no lawsuitin.

1822
01:21:46,074 --> 01:21:47,510
My dogs.

1823
01:21:50,252 --> 01:21:51,166
Oh, my god.

1824
01:21:51,210 --> 01:21:52,559
Thank you for coming.

1825
01:21:52,602 --> 01:21:54,343
We got you, girl.

1826
01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:55,170
Come on.

1827
01:21:58,217 --> 01:22:00,349
You guys are saving
my life right now.

1828
01:22:00,393 --> 01:22:01,698
It's what we hoes do.

1829
01:22:01,742 --> 01:22:03,048
Yeah, you're never
living that one down.

1830
01:22:03,091 --> 01:22:03,613
Yeah.

1831
01:22:22,110 --> 01:22:23,459
Excuse me.

1832
01:22:23,503 --> 01:22:26,201
Rose?

1833
01:22:26,245 --> 01:22:27,289
What is it, Caroline?

1834
01:22:27,333 --> 01:22:28,247
Something?

1835
01:22:31,424 --> 01:22:33,469
Your girl's a fake.

1836
01:22:33,513 --> 01:22:36,298
You think this rebrand is
going to work behind some kid?

1837
01:22:36,342 --> 01:22:39,823
We need to do something.

1838
01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:40,737
You're right.

1839
01:22:40,781 --> 01:22:41,390
We do.

1840
01:22:44,306 --> 01:22:46,047
I'm writing you up for
filing a false claim

1841
01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:48,354
against a co-worker.

1842
01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:50,051
Get out of your
own way, Caroline.

1843
01:22:50,095 --> 01:22:51,139
But Rose, this--

1844
01:23:03,369 --> 01:23:03,891
Hey, Tanya?

1845
01:23:07,068 --> 01:23:10,332
I was just wondering
if we were still cool.

1846
01:23:10,376 --> 01:23:12,073
Oh, yeah, totally.

1847
01:23:12,117 --> 01:23:14,293
You know, actually, we should
go and grab a beer afterwards.

1848
01:23:14,336 --> 01:23:15,511
OK.

1849
01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:17,078
Gus, you are a
liar and a scumbag.

1850
01:23:17,122 --> 01:23:19,211
Either you tell Rose, or I will.

1851
01:23:19,254 --> 01:23:20,255
Tell Rose what?

1852
01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:27,654
We were just discussing
the decor of the house.

1853
01:23:27,697 --> 01:23:29,482
It's so un Libra.

1854
01:23:29,525 --> 01:23:31,527
Don't touch him, Rose.

1855
01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:33,225
You don't know where he's been.

1856
01:23:33,268 --> 01:23:35,705
Unfortunately, I do.

1857
01:23:35,749 --> 01:23:39,535
Maybe it's the champagne,
but I'm not following.

1858
01:23:39,579 --> 01:23:41,059
I saw him making
out with some lady.

1859
01:23:49,676 --> 01:23:53,593
I'm just not sold on the
whole "monogamy" thing.

1860
01:23:53,636 --> 01:23:55,856
Why are you putting
it in quotation marks?

1861
01:23:55,899 --> 01:23:57,727
It's a very clear concept.

1862
01:23:57,771 --> 01:23:59,207
And I believe I
already told you,

1863
01:23:59,251 --> 01:24:01,688
if you're not into the
whole "monogamy" thing,

1864
01:24:01,731 --> 01:24:06,736
then you can pound sand and
stop wasting my goddamn--

1865
01:24:06,780 --> 01:24:08,869
You know what?

1866
01:24:08,912 --> 01:24:10,610
I'm not going to give
you the satisfaction

1867
01:24:10,653 --> 01:24:13,134
of causing a scene.

1868
01:24:13,178 --> 01:24:14,483
Let's go, Tanya.

1869
01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:16,181
We have a company to save.

1870
01:24:16,224 --> 01:24:17,486
I'm right on top of that, Rose.

1871
01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:24,624
Rose, cause a scene with me.

1872
01:24:29,716 --> 01:24:31,631
Good evening, everyone.

1873
01:24:31,674 --> 01:24:34,112
Thank you for joining
us as we present to you

1874
01:24:34,155 --> 01:24:36,157
the future of Libra.

1875
01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:38,028
Based on recent
news, you might have

1876
01:24:38,072 --> 01:24:39,595
thought that wasn't a thing.

1877
01:24:39,639 --> 01:24:42,294
But let me assure you, it is.

1878
01:24:42,337 --> 01:24:45,035
And here to guide us
through it is our hostess

1879
01:24:45,079 --> 01:24:49,344
and the brains behind this
tectonic shift, Tanya Crandell.

1880
01:24:52,086 --> 01:24:52,739
Thank you, Rose.

1881
01:24:56,743 --> 01:24:59,441
For generations, Libra
has reigned supreme

1882
01:24:59,485 --> 01:25:02,444
in the world of young
women's mall fashion.

1883
01:25:02,488 --> 01:25:05,360
When Rose and I were in high
school, all we wanted to do

1884
01:25:05,404 --> 01:25:07,449
was look just like
the cool kids.

1885
01:25:07,493 --> 01:25:10,104
But for this generation,
that ain't going to cut it.

1886
01:25:10,148 --> 01:25:12,933
Today, "cool" means
individuality,

1887
01:25:12,976 --> 01:25:16,197
environmental sustainability,
and social responsibility.

1888
01:25:16,241 --> 01:25:17,677
So we're switching our style up.

1889
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:19,244
We're ditching the
brick and mortars,

1890
01:25:19,287 --> 01:25:21,333
we're going fully
online, and we're

1891
01:25:21,376 --> 01:25:24,162
using all vintage looks
for our new fashions.

1892
01:25:24,205 --> 01:25:26,381
Welcome to tomorrow's Libra.

1893
01:25:28,775 --> 01:25:30,907
Shelly, like all of
tonight's models,

1894
01:25:30,951 --> 01:25:35,347
is wearing an entirely
vintage outfit.

1895
01:25:35,390 --> 01:25:36,522
Uh-oh.

1896
01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:38,263
Bye-bye, outsourced
manufacturing

1897
01:25:38,306 --> 01:25:40,090
and overseas shipping.

1898
01:25:40,134 --> 01:25:43,050
All it takes to build this look
is sending our buyers on a trip

1899
01:25:43,093 --> 01:25:43,833
down Melrose.

1900
01:25:46,401 --> 01:25:49,883
And our ads will go
from glossy and fabulous

1901
01:25:49,926 --> 01:25:53,365
to Juergen Teller
Casper-style direct flash

1902
01:25:53,408 --> 01:25:55,758
so young women will
feel like they're just

1903
01:25:55,802 --> 01:25:58,500
scrolling through their
feed and not being sold to.

1904
01:25:58,544 --> 01:26:01,373
Gabby's outfit comes
from multiple decades,

1905
01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:03,418
but it feels timeless.

1906
01:26:03,462 --> 01:26:06,073
No disposable fashion
here, just a sick look

1907
01:26:06,116 --> 01:26:08,771
that's easy on the environment.

1908
01:26:08,815 --> 01:26:11,470
Monique's outfit is
reconstructed mechanics

1909
01:26:11,513 --> 01:26:13,472
jumpers, for young
women who aren't

1910
01:26:13,515 --> 01:26:16,083
afraid to get a little dirty.

1911
01:26:16,126 --> 01:26:16,779
Fierce.

1912
01:26:16,823 --> 01:26:17,693
Pose.

1913
01:26:17,737 --> 01:26:18,781
Pose.

1914
01:26:18,825 --> 01:26:20,392
Uh-oh.

1915
01:26:20,435 --> 01:26:22,481
But girls aren't the only
ones who want to have fun.

1916
01:26:22,524 --> 01:26:27,137
Our looks are for
her, him, and them.

1917
01:26:27,181 --> 01:26:29,227
Ethan's gear is from
military surplus,

1918
01:26:29,270 --> 01:26:30,967
for a look that's
Hotel Oscar Tango.

1919
01:26:35,494 --> 01:26:39,193
Duana's animal print style comes
from fashion so '80s, they'll

1920
01:26:39,237 --> 01:26:43,023
have you asking, who shot J.R?

1921
01:26:43,066 --> 01:26:46,113
And like all of Libra's
fashions moving forward,

1922
01:26:46,156 --> 01:26:48,942
they are 100% vegan--

1923
01:26:48,985 --> 01:26:51,510
no leathers and no feathers.

1924
01:26:51,553 --> 01:26:54,426
And what about our
dedicated retail staff?

1925
01:26:54,469 --> 01:26:58,168
Inspired by the path of our
valued team member, Caroline

1926
01:26:58,212 --> 01:27:01,955
Harper, who, by the way,
digitized all of our QED

1927
01:27:01,998 --> 01:27:05,132
reports, they'll
stay in the family,

1928
01:27:05,175 --> 01:27:08,309
becoming buyers,
scouring vintage stores

1929
01:27:08,353 --> 01:27:10,833
in their local markets,
pulling pieces to be reviewed

1930
01:27:10,877 --> 01:27:12,313
by our design team.

1931
01:27:12,357 --> 01:27:13,619
So you see?

1932
01:27:13,662 --> 01:27:15,577
Huge changes are
happening, here at Libra,

1933
01:27:15,621 --> 01:27:18,537
and you do not want to leave
the party before midnight.

1934
01:27:18,580 --> 01:27:21,191
It ain't midnight, but y'all
need to leave my house right

1935
01:27:21,235 --> 01:27:23,933
now.

1936
01:27:23,977 --> 01:27:27,110
And to prove that style wears
no generation, we have Simone--

1937
01:27:27,154 --> 01:27:31,941
Latanya Sue Ellen Crandell, if
you don't get these mother--

1938
01:27:31,985 --> 01:27:35,249
I'm going in and meditate as
I can feel my rage monster

1939
01:27:35,293 --> 01:27:37,207
about the escape this cage.

1940
01:27:37,251 --> 01:27:40,733
But what y'all will not do
is be here in 20 minutes.

1941
01:27:40,776 --> 01:27:42,691
And these people
look like they steal.

1942
01:27:45,868 --> 01:27:47,348
Shit.

1943
01:27:47,392 --> 01:27:48,349
Go, go.

1944
01:27:52,179 --> 01:27:53,789
You heard her.

1945
01:27:53,833 --> 01:27:54,355
Everyone out.

1946
01:27:54,399 --> 01:27:56,183
You got 20 minutes.

1947
01:27:56,226 --> 01:27:57,663
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1948
01:27:57,706 --> 01:27:58,751
What are you, insane?

1949
01:27:58,794 --> 01:27:59,491
Go ahead, finish.

1950
01:27:59,534 --> 01:28:00,230
Finish.

1951
01:28:00,274 --> 01:28:00,970
It's OK.

1952
01:28:14,114 --> 01:28:14,897
I'm sorry.

1953
01:28:17,509 --> 01:28:20,555
I'm not who you think I am.

1954
01:28:20,599 --> 01:28:24,342
I'm a 17-year-old kid, and
I lied to get this job.

1955
01:28:27,388 --> 01:28:28,955
And that's the
thing about lying.

1956
01:28:28,998 --> 01:28:31,523
You have to tell another lie
to cover up the last one,

1957
01:28:31,566 --> 01:28:36,179
and then you drag everyone into
your false reality, and then--

1958
01:28:36,223 --> 01:28:39,313
and then you end
up hurting people

1959
01:28:39,357 --> 01:28:42,316
that you really care about.

1960
01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:45,928
I swear, I didn't mean to.

1961
01:28:45,972 --> 01:28:49,671
Board members, please, please
don't take this out on Libra.

1962
01:28:49,715 --> 01:28:51,194
Please keep everyone
here employed.

1963
01:28:54,154 --> 01:28:56,417
Well, you're probably down
to 15 minutes now, so--

1964
01:29:01,509 --> 01:29:03,032
Please don't test my mother.

1965
01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:15,131
And that, ladies and
gentlemen, is the level

1966
01:29:15,175 --> 01:29:19,179
to which we take seriously the
perspective of our customer.

1967
01:29:19,222 --> 01:29:24,663
And you heard it straight
from the horse's Gen Z mouth.

1968
01:29:30,582 --> 01:29:32,540
Bryan?

1969
01:29:32,584 --> 01:29:35,543
Bryan, Bryan, what
are you doing here?

1970
01:29:35,587 --> 01:29:37,110
Getting Tanya back.

1971
01:29:37,153 --> 01:29:39,286
Wait.

1972
01:29:39,329 --> 01:29:41,244
Is that the girl
you've been talking to?

1973
01:29:41,288 --> 01:29:42,681
Yeah.

1974
01:29:42,724 --> 01:29:44,160
Oh.

1975
01:29:44,204 --> 01:29:45,466
I think I'm going to throw up.

1976
01:29:56,346 --> 01:29:56,912
Oh, my.

1977
01:30:00,655 --> 01:30:01,395
Hi.

1978
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:02,178
Hi.

1979
01:30:02,222 --> 01:30:04,311
Cute outfit.

1980
01:30:04,354 --> 01:30:05,660
I'm Joan.

1981
01:30:05,704 --> 01:30:06,748
But you can call me Joe.

1982
01:30:06,792 --> 01:30:07,662
I'm Rose.

1983
01:30:07,706 --> 01:30:09,969
Nice to meet you, Rose.

1984
01:30:10,012 --> 01:30:11,318
Love the update.

1985
01:30:11,361 --> 01:30:12,667
Fabulous.

1986
01:30:12,711 --> 01:30:15,017
Have we met before?

1987
01:30:15,061 --> 01:30:16,454
Hello?

1988
01:30:16,497 --> 01:30:18,499
I swear, if one of y'all
don't speak right now.

1989
01:30:18,543 --> 01:30:21,154
Mom?

1990
01:30:21,197 --> 01:30:22,590
Mom, why didn't you call first?

1991
01:30:22,634 --> 01:30:26,507
I don't need permission
to come to my home.

1992
01:30:26,551 --> 01:30:28,291
Why are y'all throwing
parties in my house,

1993
01:30:28,335 --> 01:30:30,642
and why are you hanging
around grown folks,

1994
01:30:30,685 --> 01:30:34,123
and where the hell did you get
money to pay for a skate ramp?

1995
01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:35,560
Oh, that's a half pipe, mom.

1996
01:30:35,603 --> 01:30:37,083
Boy.

1997
01:30:37,126 --> 01:30:39,607
Mom, Tanya got a
really well-paying job

1998
01:30:39,651 --> 01:30:42,001
to take care of us because
we didn't have any food.

1999
01:30:42,044 --> 01:30:44,264
She didn't call you for help
because if you came home,

2000
01:30:44,307 --> 01:30:45,483
you wouldn't get better.

2001
01:30:45,526 --> 01:30:46,571
That's all she cared about.

2002
01:30:46,614 --> 01:30:49,182
She did it for you.

2003
01:30:49,225 --> 01:30:51,576
Well, why the hell didn't
Kenny get a job, too?

2004
01:30:51,619 --> 01:30:52,098
Racism.

2005
01:30:56,581 --> 01:30:58,670
Mom, you are really
worked up right now

2006
01:30:58,713 --> 01:31:00,062
and that's not good for you.

2007
01:31:00,106 --> 01:31:01,586
So Zack, Melissa,
and I are going

2008
01:31:01,629 --> 01:31:03,370
to tear down and clean up.

2009
01:31:03,413 --> 01:31:04,240
Got it.

2010
01:31:04,284 --> 01:31:06,155
And let's get some rest.

2011
01:31:06,199 --> 01:31:08,114
And in the morning, Kenny
will make some crepes

2012
01:31:08,157 --> 01:31:12,248
and I'll tell you everything.

2013
01:31:12,292 --> 01:31:13,162
Sweet or savory, mom?

2014
01:31:15,774 --> 01:31:17,732
Your crepes.

2015
01:31:17,776 --> 01:31:19,691
Sweet.

2016
01:31:19,734 --> 01:31:21,823
Wait, he can cook?

2017
01:31:21,867 --> 01:31:23,390
And I can see his teeth?

2018
01:31:29,831 --> 01:31:31,485
We've missed you.

2019
01:31:31,529 --> 01:31:35,402
But the summer brought
us closer together.

2020
01:31:35,445 --> 01:31:37,709
We're not just siblings anymore.

2021
01:31:37,752 --> 01:31:39,493
We're friends.

2022
01:31:39,537 --> 01:31:42,801
-only that she was
hosting a fashion

2023
01:31:42,844 --> 01:31:44,150
company in her backyard.

2024
01:31:44,193 --> 01:31:45,673
What do you mean,
why didn't I know?

2025
01:31:45,717 --> 01:31:46,718
Who didn't tell you?

2026
01:31:46,761 --> 01:31:47,588
She couldn't tell me the truth.

2027
01:32:00,819 --> 01:32:03,735
Your middle name is "Sue Ellen?"

2028
01:32:03,778 --> 01:32:06,738
Please, don't.

2029
01:32:06,781 --> 01:32:09,697
Well, they're pressed to
promote me in production now.

2030
01:32:09,741 --> 01:32:12,308
I'm going to see if I can get
them to agree to a crazy salary

2031
01:32:12,352 --> 01:32:13,222
while they're buzzed.

2032
01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:27,759
I'm sorry, Bryan.

2033
01:32:27,802 --> 01:32:30,675
Unsolicited, this time.

2034
01:32:30,718 --> 01:32:31,937
You got to understand.

2035
01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:34,722
I was doing way too
much, and it has

2036
01:32:34,766 --> 01:32:36,637
nothing to do with the way--

2037
01:32:36,681 --> 01:32:41,686
You know, first, I was mad
because you're being shady.

2038
01:32:41,729 --> 01:32:43,339
Then I saw all
this here tonight,

2039
01:32:43,383 --> 01:32:46,995
and I was mad because
you were lying to me.

2040
01:32:47,039 --> 01:32:52,784
And now I'm impressed.

2041
01:32:52,827 --> 01:32:56,570
Ms. "I have no plan, but
I kind of like fashion"

2042
01:32:56,614 --> 01:33:00,443
just saved a whole ass fashion
company with her ideas?

2043
01:33:07,102 --> 01:33:09,539
I'm also grateful we're
finally in the same reality.

2044
01:33:14,544 --> 01:33:16,416
What you got there?

2045
01:33:16,459 --> 01:33:17,896
Oh, that?

2046
01:33:17,939 --> 01:33:20,420
Well, it's no big deal.

2047
01:33:20,463 --> 01:33:22,857
I was just playing
some arcade games

2048
01:33:22,901 --> 01:33:27,601
and just won every
single bear in existence.

2049
01:33:27,645 --> 01:33:29,734
I'm not saying I'm
a romantic genius.

2050
01:33:29,777 --> 01:33:32,824
I'm also not saying--

2051
01:33:32,867 --> 01:33:33,825
-too long.

2052
01:33:33,868 --> 01:33:36,088
Looking at me, you
get goose bumps.

2053
01:33:40,048 --> 01:33:40,919
You kids today.

2054
01:33:46,098 --> 01:33:46,881
I'll text your mom.

2055
01:33:54,976 --> 01:33:56,978
Are you going to
have me arrested?

2056
01:33:57,022 --> 01:33:57,892
For what?

2057
01:33:57,936 --> 01:33:59,633
Fraud?

2058
01:33:59,677 --> 01:34:01,940
Please, the dumb shit I
did when I was your age,

2059
01:34:01,983 --> 01:34:03,985
I'd still be in jail today.

2060
01:34:04,029 --> 01:34:05,552
You learned to play the game.

2061
01:34:05,595 --> 01:34:07,902
That's half of being
an adult. The rest

2062
01:34:07,946 --> 01:34:12,733
is just bills, weddings,
and anti-aging skincare.

2063
01:34:12,777 --> 01:34:14,996
The board thought that
scene was part of the show.

2064
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:19,000
They praised us for
our histrionic flair.

2065
01:34:19,044 --> 01:34:19,958
Pull a LeBron.

2066
01:34:20,001 --> 01:34:20,959
Skip college.

2067
01:34:21,002 --> 01:34:24,136
Come work for me.

2068
01:34:24,179 --> 01:34:25,224
I don't know.

2069
01:34:25,267 --> 01:34:27,052
I'm still a teenager.

2070
01:34:27,095 --> 01:34:30,969
Got a lot of dumb
shit left to do.

2071
01:34:31,012 --> 01:34:31,926
All right.

2072
01:34:31,970 --> 01:34:33,232
Playing hard ball, I see.

2073
01:34:33,275 --> 01:34:38,019
Well, I'll keep you on
payroll as a remote employee.

2074
01:34:38,063 --> 01:34:40,935
And as part of our tuition
reimbursement program,

2075
01:34:40,979 --> 01:34:43,677
I'll pay for 75%
of Howard as long

2076
01:34:43,721 --> 01:34:45,723
as you major in fashion design.

2077
01:34:45,766 --> 01:34:46,898
That's my final offer.

2078
01:34:46,941 --> 01:34:49,030
Deal, boss lady.

2079
01:34:49,074 --> 01:34:50,858
A-frame.

2080
01:34:50,902 --> 01:34:51,859
Oh, fuck it.

2081
01:35:15,927 --> 01:35:17,406
Where the hell
the babysitter at?

2082
01:35:27,939 --> 01:35:29,027
Y'all did the right thing.

2083
01:35:31,333 --> 01:35:32,900
They would have shot
all y'all niggas.

2084
01:35:56,402 --> 01:35:58,883
Can I help you?

2085
01:35:58,926 --> 01:36:01,233
I was thinking we
could help each other.

2086
01:36:01,276 --> 01:36:04,149
I just wanted to say you are
the baddest woman I've ever

2087
01:36:04,192 --> 01:36:06,455
seen in person.

2088
01:36:06,499 --> 01:36:09,110
Boy, I'm old enough
to be your mom.

2089
01:36:09,154 --> 01:36:12,984
Sounds like we're both
in our sexual primes.

2090
01:36:13,027 --> 01:36:13,811
Let me see your ID.

2091
01:36:16,988 --> 01:36:17,858
Yes, Ms. Officer.

2092
01:36:24,386 --> 01:36:26,867
20?

2093
01:36:26,911 --> 01:36:29,130
Held back.

2094
01:36:29,174 --> 01:36:29,565
Twice.

2095
01:36:32,264 --> 01:36:33,047
OK.

2096
01:36:36,268 --> 01:36:40,011
Can you see the one
sitting by the bar?

2097
01:36:40,054 --> 01:36:44,145
I could pay for one, but this
ain't running game, girl.

2098
01:36:44,189 --> 01:36:45,059
I'm playing one.

2099
01:36:45,103 --> 01:36:48,062
But she a player too.

2100
01:36:48,106 --> 01:36:51,413
So trust I ain't
finna play with you.

2101
01:36:51,457 --> 01:36:53,111
Girl, why you in a rush?

2102
01:36:53,154 --> 01:36:55,026
I need to let her be in my--

2103
01:36:55,069 --> 01:36:58,986
I don't like the DM cause
cologne made to breathe in.

2104
01:36:59,030 --> 01:37:02,120
So you seen the worst
out in your night life.

2105
01:37:02,163 --> 01:37:05,166
But I could show
you a good time--

2106
01:37:05,210 --> 01:37:09,083
Orin Stiegel live on scene
with some sad news today.

2107
01:37:09,127 --> 01:37:11,912
A car was recovered from a lake
in the San Fernando Valley.

2108
01:37:14,741 --> 01:37:15,698
Sorry, Calvin.

2109
01:37:15,742 --> 01:37:17,135
It's really loud over here.

2110
01:37:17,178 --> 01:37:18,527
A lot of things going on.

2111
01:37:18,571 --> 01:37:21,052
So inside was the body
of an elderly woman.

2112
01:37:21,095 --> 01:37:23,141
According to the
CHP, she appears

2113
01:37:23,184 --> 01:37:24,490
to have fallen
asleep at the wheel

2114
01:37:24,533 --> 01:37:27,623
under the influence of, quote,
"like a gallon of liquor."

2115
01:37:27,667 --> 01:37:30,496
This led local residents
to ask, what do we

2116
01:37:30,539 --> 01:37:34,065
do when our older neighbors
don't know when to say when?

2117
01:37:34,108 --> 01:37:36,110
Police were unable to find any

2118
01:37:36,154 --> 01:37:38,417
next of kin or any
relatives at all.

2119
01:37:38,460 --> 01:37:40,201
An unfortunate ending to an

2120
01:37:40,245 --> 01:37:42,377
apparently lonely,
miserable life.

2121
01:37:42,421 --> 01:37:43,509
Back to you, Kelvin.