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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh, will the real nigga please
stand up and all the fake

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sit down?

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Let me fix my crown.

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I love this for you.

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But you got to crop it
like right there, though.

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Oh, I see it.

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That was it.

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That was it.

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That was it.

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Oh, my god.

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We are about to look muy
bonita chiliando in Espana.

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My bad.

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But we are about to
tear Spain up, OK?

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Beaches, topless--

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Spanish boys!

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You're going to love Valencia.

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The camp we're
working at is bomb.

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Oh, hell, no.

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That's my mom.

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"Pick up your brother
and come home ASAP."

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You know what?

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The dopest thing about Spain
is that I'm 7,000 miles away

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from my dumb family.

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My brother's in prison.

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I'd give anything to have
an extra moment with him.

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Ooh.

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"They're your kids.

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Not mine."

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Did you just send that
to your Black mom?

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Girl, that was a death wish.

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I met this girl down in Tally,
she said she flew in from Cali.

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Not LA, though, she
live in the Valley.

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Four rings on my hand,
look like an Audi.

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Might do a show in
NC, and say,,,

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and pop out in Raleigh.

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Damn, girl.

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About to throw me up
out of here, ain't you?

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Come on, fam.

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I was trying to hear
the rest of the song.

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That's why god invented Spotify.

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Oh, yeah.

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Mom was right about you.

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What'd you say?

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Don't be mad she tell me
stuff she don't tell you.

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What does she tell you?

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Don't worry about it.

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I'm worrying about it right now
because you just brought it up.

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Go talk to your mother.

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Yo, I'm not talking to
the back of your head.

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What is she saying?

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Talk to your mother about it.

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I'm talking to you about it.

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I ain't talking to you.

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Say it.

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God, can you go in
your room, please?

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Always talking shit.

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Damn, Melissa.

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The girls could be in sales.

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That's your future.

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Go outside.

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Do you only consume dark media?

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Reality is darkness, Tanya.

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You avoid it.

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I run toward it.

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Zack, we talked about this.

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Don't sneak up on people.

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It's creepy.

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I wanted to say hi, but I
didn't want to interrupt you.

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Hey, where were
you this morning?

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I've been seeing the same
murder of crows lately.

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Did you know a group of
crows is called "murder?"

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Dope.

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I fed them and
followed them around.

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I ended up in Winnetka.

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They had some beef with another
murder, but I squashed it.

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Did you know crows
can recognize faces?

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That means I've made
friends for life.

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That's really cool, Zack.

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Maybe next time, don't
go so far, though.

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Mom!

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Hi.

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Please?

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I need an allowance.

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I used all my money
on food for my crows.

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I need more money!

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Mom--

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What--

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Mom?

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Kenny, can you not
be a degenerate

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for, like, five minutes?

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Why?

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What's popping in five minutes?

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Mom had a nervous breakdown.

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Girl, Black folks
don't have those.

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They do when the boss'
mediocre white son

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gets a promotion over them.

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You could have done a
more comprehensive report

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in half the time if
you just used Canva.

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Whoa!

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Was that comprehensive enough?

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Dickless--

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And now she has
to go to Thailand

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to an immersive two-month
yoga meditation retreat.

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Yo, so we finna have a
whole house to ourself?

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What is wrong with you?

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I can't go to Spain.

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Mom needs some money
for her retreat.

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My summer's ruined.

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Why your Black girl try to
got to crush my Black boy joy?

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I found stuff online to heal
you-- good, cheap, local stuff,

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like CBD oil and massages and--

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Oh, you can pet rescue dogs.

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The doctor said to avoid
stress at all times.

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If you keep this up, I swear
to God, Imma slap you to Spain.

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Zack, come say goodbye.

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What are you tripping for?

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We got no supervision
for months.

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We finna live like white kids.

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Zack?

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We're throwing a party tonight.

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Tonight?

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That is not enough time.

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Day off.

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Keep the crowd small.

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Where are you?

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You just don't know shit.

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Oh, and make sure
you invite Gabby,

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because she wants to just fuck.

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Zack?

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Zack?

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Zack?

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Where are you?

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Come here, boy.

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I'm going to miss you.

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I want you to have a good trip.

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And don't worry, we'll deal
with these abandonment issues

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later in life.

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Oh, you're not being abandoned.

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Hello.

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What a pretty, young lady.

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Look, it's great that
you've witnessed Jehovah

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or whatever, but
now's a bad time.

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Oh, no, dear.

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I'm Ms. Sturak, the babysitter.

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You can call me ADT--

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I'll be keeping you
safe all summer.

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Oh, hell no.

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The bills are on
autopay, and this should

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take care of food and stuff.

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We're so blessed that
you can do this for us

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at such short notice.

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Well, I could tell from
your Facebook post,

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you're a good woman
who just needed a hand.

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Aw, my co-worker said you
were such a sweetheart.

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Thank you.

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A babysitter is a
huge waste of money.

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I can handle it here.

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You always say I need to act
like an adult. Give me a chance

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to.

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I mean, I drive those
damn kids around.

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Those "damn kids?"

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You mean your
brothers and sisters

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that you drive around in my car?

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What else?

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What else is on your long
list of adult behavior?

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When's the last time you
paid a bill, cooked a meal,

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cleaned the house
without being told to?

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Hell, did anything
without being told to?

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You don't have a clue
what to do with your life.

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You never had a job.

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And you barely got into
Howard, even with my hook up.

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Can you not read me for filth?

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I need a break.

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Otherwise, you're going
to lose another parent.

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Jesus, mom.

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Give me a hug.

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Hug me, girl.

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Thank you, Ms. Sturak.

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Love you, kids.

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Love you, too.

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Bye.

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Hurry up.

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Get me out of here.

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There goes my summer.

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Bye, summer.

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Oh, dude.

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What the shit?

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I watch "Madea" movies.

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I know how to discipline
you little n-words.

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Oh, do you think that
it's less racist if you

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don't say the actual word?

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Why are you strapped?

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Oh, relax.

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It's just a starter pistol.

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Where's my room?

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Get my bag.

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You get that.

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Zack, come on.

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Come on.

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Violate my rules
at your own peril.

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No more of this garbage.

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Run a mile.

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You'll never get a man with
that couch-dimpled derriere.

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Where do you think you're going?

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You got a week to get that
crap out of your system.

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After that, I'll tell the
cops you roughed me up

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in a fit of reefer madness.

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Makeup is for Geisha whores.

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Well, don't
you look precious?

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You know what's not so precious?

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Gonorrhea.

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Please, no more.

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Catch a case off her old ass.

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What's wrong with you?

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You ever seen a
10-minute STI slide show?

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What's an STI?

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Do something, bro.

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She's only here because
you suck so bad at life

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that mom didn't trust
you to watch us.

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Or she thought
you'd get so stoned

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that you'd burn the house down.

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I think it's both.

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Whatever.

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How are we going to have
this party while she here?

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So sorry for how we behaved.

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Our mom didn't tell
us we had a sitter.

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Looking at you, I can tell--

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-why she wanted to surprise us.

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Surprises are for kids'
parties and the Japanese.

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Right.

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Well, I know you said no
guests, but we had already

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invited our church
friends for Bible study,

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and we can't cancel on Jesus.

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You better not wake me up.

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I get very grumpy
when I get woken up.

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More grumpy?

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Would you like an allergy pill?

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Sure.

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And a whiskey neat.

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OK.

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Oh, and you might hear music,
but it's Christian hip hop.

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DJ Cardinal's spin.

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Hip hop ruined the Blacks.

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I met this girl down in Tally,
she said she flew in from Cali.

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Not LA, though, she
live in the Valley.

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Four rings on my hand,
look like an Audi.

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Might do a show in
NC, and say,,,

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and pop out in Raleigh.

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I can't with
that,, she a lame.

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She be talking too
much, she too rowdy.

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But she's still on my
phone, in my texts,

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tryna drag her
fingers on my neck.

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She want get intimate,
flesh to flesh.

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Yeah, she crazy, but
not like the rest.

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I thought we said
five people each?

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I guess everybody
invited five too.

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This is way too much.

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Come on, I think we should stop.

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Hey, Sheila and Duana
going to Howard too.

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Go make friends.

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You don't want to be no
simp at college too, do you?

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Bye!

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Shit is litty.

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I told you.

268
00:10:28.192 --> 00:10:30.150
Sorry her mom died, though.

269
00:10:30.194 --> 00:10:31.761
His mom didn't die, dummy.

270
00:10:31.804 --> 00:10:32.718
What?

271
00:10:32.762 --> 00:10:34.024
Oh, I was half listening.

272
00:10:34.067 --> 00:10:35.025
Play out that loud bit.

273
00:10:38.028 --> 00:10:38.985
Hey, Shelly.

274
00:10:39.029 --> 00:10:41.858
Hey, Duana.

275
00:10:41.901 --> 00:10:43.947
Oh, Shelly.

276
00:10:43.990 --> 00:10:45.513
Hey.

277
00:10:45.557 --> 00:10:46.993
Tanya.

278
00:10:47.037 --> 00:10:48.560
Tanya Crandell?

279
00:10:48.603 --> 00:10:49.909
From school?

280
00:10:49.953 --> 00:10:51.911
And from this house?

281
00:10:51.955 --> 00:10:53.521
This is my house?

282
00:10:53.565 --> 00:10:56.699
Uh-- Um, yall are
going to Howard, right?

283
00:10:56.742 --> 00:10:58.744
Me too.

284
00:10:58.788 --> 00:11:01.051
It'd be nice to have some
Cali girls there, you know?

285
00:11:01.094 --> 00:11:01.921
West side.

286
00:11:04.184 --> 00:11:08.623
Oh, we was having a
whole conversation.

287
00:11:08.667 --> 00:11:08.928
That's fine.

288
00:11:14.020 --> 00:11:17.937
Aw, that was hard
to watch, mama.

289
00:11:17.981 --> 00:11:18.721
Come sit.

290
00:11:18.764 --> 00:11:19.939
Come sit.

291
00:11:19.983 --> 00:11:20.853
They need to watch it.

292
00:11:20.897 --> 00:11:21.680
Do you want a drink?

293
00:11:21.724 --> 00:11:22.028
We got you.

294
00:11:22.072 --> 00:11:24.030
Listen up.

295
00:11:24.074 --> 00:11:26.076
I want to thank everybody for
coming to my brother Kenny's

296
00:11:26.119 --> 00:11:27.251
party.

297
00:11:27.294 --> 00:11:29.296
And I just want
to remind y'all--

298
00:11:29.340 --> 00:11:31.603
if you ain't twerking,
it ain't working.

299
00:11:31.646 --> 00:11:32.996
DJ, drop the music!

300
00:12:49.289 --> 00:12:51.988
Good morning, Mrs. Sturak.

301
00:12:52.031 --> 00:12:53.946
I just wanted to make sure
you slept through the--

302
00:12:53.990 --> 00:12:55.948
Bible study.

303
00:12:55.992 --> 00:13:01.998
The part of Bible study that
got a little loud with praise.

304
00:13:02.041 --> 00:13:05.044
Ms. Sturak?

305
00:13:05.088 --> 00:13:05.915
Ms. Sturak?

306
00:13:08.918 --> 00:13:09.832
Ms. Sturak?

307
00:13:14.358 --> 00:13:16.099
Ms. Sturak?

308
00:13:16.142 --> 00:13:18.057
Ms. Sturak, wake up.

309
00:13:18.101 --> 00:13:19.189
Mrs. Sturak-- Oh, wait--

310
00:13:19.232 --> 00:13:20.016
Whoa.

311
00:13:23.062 --> 00:13:23.889
Help!

312
00:13:23.933 --> 00:13:26.413
Kenny!

313
00:13:26.457 --> 00:13:28.415
Sweet, my first dead body.

314
00:13:28.459 --> 00:13:30.504
I'd say she'd be
missed, but I doubt it.

315
00:13:30.548 --> 00:13:31.984
I'm for sure going to juvie.

316
00:13:32.028 --> 00:13:33.072
Hold on, wait.

317
00:13:33.116 --> 00:13:34.073
They going to try to
charge me as an adult.

318
00:13:35.074 --> 00:13:35.901
Y'all, we got to pack up.

319
00:13:35.945 --> 00:13:36.162
We need to go to Mexico.

320
00:13:36.206 --> 00:13:37.033
9-1-1.

321
00:13:37.076 --> 00:13:38.295
What is your emergency?

322
00:13:38.338 --> 00:13:39.252
We can definitely
not call the cops.

323
00:13:39.296 --> 00:13:40.601
Hell, no.

324
00:13:40.645 --> 00:13:41.994
We got a dead white
woman in our house.

325
00:13:42.038 --> 00:13:43.517
They lynch people for much less.

326
00:13:43.561 --> 00:13:45.041
That feels dishonest.

327
00:13:45.084 --> 00:13:47.173
Let's call mom, see
what she thinks.

328
00:13:47.217 --> 00:13:48.392
Wrong again, little man.

329
00:13:48.435 --> 00:13:50.089
The second we tell
mom, she's going

330
00:13:50.133 --> 00:13:51.395
to be on the first day smoking.

331
00:13:51.438 --> 00:13:53.179
And we cannot let that happen.

332
00:13:53.223 --> 00:13:54.398
Right.

333
00:13:54.441 --> 00:13:55.573
Because then we can't
throw parties like we do--

334
00:13:55.616 --> 00:13:56.966
No, because she's
not on vacation.

335
00:13:57.009 --> 00:13:58.271
She had a nervous breakdown.

336
00:13:58.315 --> 00:14:01.666
Leaving that place too soon
could really mess her up.

337
00:14:01.709 --> 00:14:03.146
This is why I really miss dad.

338
00:14:03.189 --> 00:14:04.190
This is why?

339
00:14:04.234 --> 00:14:04.451
Really?

340
00:14:08.107 --> 00:14:10.066
Zack, are you OK?

341
00:14:10.109 --> 00:14:10.936
Yeah.

342
00:14:10.980 --> 00:14:12.633
I'm just not used
to being wrong.

343
00:14:12.677 --> 00:14:14.635
Kenny, how do you deal
with this so often?

344
00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:16.681
It just needs some
time to think.

345
00:14:16.724 --> 00:14:18.552
Your time to think
it's her time to stink.

346
00:14:18.596 --> 00:14:20.163
We need to put her in
the fridge to slow decay.

347
00:14:20.206 --> 00:14:22.165
Not the freezer, that
could cause tissue damage.

348
00:14:22.208 --> 00:14:23.427
Shows premeditation.

349
00:14:29.694 --> 00:14:30.260
Watch out.

350
00:14:30.303 --> 00:14:31.696
Watch out!

351
00:14:31.739 --> 00:14:32.392
Stop pushing.

352
00:14:32.436 --> 00:14:33.219
She's slipping!

353
00:14:33.263 --> 00:14:34.742
All right.

354
00:14:34.786 --> 00:14:36.135
Y'all about to make me
hit her head on the wall.

355
00:14:36.179 --> 00:14:37.354
Zack!

356
00:14:44.187 --> 00:14:44.404
Damn.

357
00:14:47.364 --> 00:14:48.756
She's heavy.

358
00:14:48.800 --> 00:14:49.279
Come on.

359
00:15:01.247 --> 00:15:05.991
Well, shall we?

360
00:15:06.035 --> 00:15:10.213
I got it, I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it, I got it.

361
00:15:10.256 --> 00:15:11.518
Push it back.

362
00:15:11.562 --> 00:15:13.042
OK, other side.

363
00:15:21.050 --> 00:15:23.661
I need some air.

364
00:15:39.285 --> 00:15:40.504
We had a 911 hang up from here?

365
00:15:40.547 --> 00:15:42.506
Oh, that was my brother.

366
00:15:42.549 --> 00:15:44.247
Our mistake, officer.

367
00:15:44.290 --> 00:15:47.206
You how kids are these
days, all cell phone.

368
00:15:47.250 --> 00:15:50.862
He just didn't realize it still
dials even if you don't call.

369
00:15:50.905 --> 00:15:52.168
You all live here?

370
00:15:52.211 --> 00:15:53.169
All our lives.

371
00:15:53.212 --> 00:15:54.257
Along with our mom.

372
00:15:54.300 --> 00:15:55.214
She's not here.

373
00:15:55.258 --> 00:15:56.259
She's--

374
00:15:56.302 --> 00:15:58.217
Out on a very deserving spa day.

375
00:15:58.261 --> 00:16:00.741
You sure?

376
00:16:00.785 --> 00:16:01.960
Sorry, officer.

377
00:16:02.004 --> 00:16:03.744
I really can't invite you in.

378
00:16:03.788 --> 00:16:05.746
Strict house rules.

379
00:16:05.790 --> 00:16:08.923
You work at the Sheriff's
Department, right?

380
00:16:08.967 --> 00:16:11.926
I used to play lacrosse with
a kid who dad works there.

381
00:16:11.970 --> 00:16:17.541
His name was Harry Sarkisian.

382
00:16:17.584 --> 00:16:18.585
He's the sheriff.

383
00:16:23.895 --> 00:16:24.374
Yeah.

384
00:16:28.204 --> 00:16:29.379
Tell him I said hi.

385
00:16:33.948 --> 00:16:35.733
Just be careful kids.

386
00:16:35.776 --> 00:16:38.605
OK, a phone's not a toy.

387
00:16:56.884 --> 00:16:57.624
Nice work.

388
00:16:57.668 --> 00:16:58.799
How'd you do that?

389
00:16:58.843 --> 00:17:00.497
You actually saved our asses.

390
00:17:00.540 --> 00:17:02.673
The hell are y'all
celebrating for?

391
00:17:02.716 --> 00:17:04.153
That shit was humiliating.

392
00:17:04.196 --> 00:17:05.719
How many niggas you
know lucky enough

393
00:17:05.763 --> 00:17:06.894
to know the sheriff's son?

394
00:17:06.938 --> 00:17:08.635
What were you thinking?

395
00:17:08.679 --> 00:17:10.463
You out here just walking up to
him, not calling him "officer?"

396
00:17:10.507 --> 00:17:11.725
Man was ready to pop off.

397
00:17:11.769 --> 00:17:12.987
He ain't even believe
we lived here.

398
00:17:13.031 --> 00:17:13.597
All right.

399
00:17:13.640 --> 00:17:14.293
I'm sorry.

400
00:17:14.337 --> 00:17:16.904
I screwed up.

401
00:17:16.948 --> 00:17:18.602
We still have a dead lady here.

402
00:17:18.645 --> 00:17:20.169
OK, bet.

403
00:17:20.212 --> 00:17:20.952
Middle of the night, we
drop off at the funeral home

404
00:17:20.995 --> 00:17:21.648
with a note.

405
00:17:21.692 --> 00:17:23.476
It's not 1991.

406
00:17:23.520 --> 00:17:24.695
There are cameras everywhere.

407
00:17:24.738 --> 00:17:26.827
Use your head.

408
00:17:26.871 --> 00:17:28.002
Of course.

409
00:17:28.046 --> 00:17:29.352
Why didn't I think
of this already?

410
00:17:29.395 --> 00:17:32.746
"Murderous Mama" season
four, episode 12.

411
00:17:32.790 --> 00:17:33.269
Guys!

412
00:17:36.228 --> 00:17:40.885
The "Three Cheers
for Death" episode.

413
00:17:40.928 --> 00:17:44.236
We take her to a remote
area, we inject, like,

414
00:17:44.280 --> 00:17:46.108
a gallon of liquor into her.

415
00:17:52.157 --> 00:17:55.160
We strap her into her car,
then drive it into a tree.

416
00:17:58.598 --> 00:18:01.471
Police say a drunk old bitty
lost control of her car

417
00:18:01.514 --> 00:18:04.430
and ate bark.

418
00:18:04.474 --> 00:18:07.172
Shit.

419
00:18:22.535 --> 00:18:24.755
Even better.

420
00:18:24.798 --> 00:18:25.538
Let's go.

421
00:18:28.715 --> 00:18:30.848
Let's never piss her off.

422
00:18:30.891 --> 00:18:32.371
Yeah, she a savage.

423
00:19:11.497 --> 00:19:17.416
Though you may not
drive a great, big Cadillac.

424
00:19:22.378 --> 00:19:29.254
Gangsta whitewalls, TV
antennas in the back.

425
00:19:32.649 --> 00:19:45.357
You may not have a car
at all, but remember,

426
00:19:45.401 --> 00:19:53.365
brothers and sisters,
you can still stand tall.

427
00:19:53.409 --> 00:19:56.412
Just be thankful

428
00:19:58.457 --> 00:19:59.893
for what you got.

429
00:20:03.462 --> 00:20:05.899
Diamond in the
back, sunroof top,

430
00:20:05.943 --> 00:20:08.337
diggin the scene
with a gangsta lean.

431
00:20:08.380 --> 00:20:10.121
Woo-hoo-ooh.

432
00:20:14.168 --> 00:20:16.388
Diamond in the
back, sunroof top,

433
00:20:16.432 --> 00:20:19.043
diggin the scene
with a gangster lean.

434
00:20:19.086 --> 00:20:21.263
Woo-hoo-ooh.

435
00:20:44.503 --> 00:20:46.940
Diamond in the
back, sunroof top,

436
00:20:46.984 --> 00:20:48.768
diggin the scene
with a gangster lean.

437
00:20:48.812 --> 00:20:52.119
Woo-hoo-ooh.

438
00:20:54.296 --> 00:20:56.733
Diamond in the back.

439
00:21:10.399 --> 00:21:12.836
We're hungry.

440
00:21:12.879 --> 00:21:15.360
Well, we're in the right room.

441
00:21:15.404 --> 00:21:17.275
Your dumb friends
ate all our food,

442
00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:18.972
so you need to go food shopping.

443
00:21:19.016 --> 00:21:20.713
Use the money mom
gave Ms. Sturak.

444
00:21:20.757 --> 00:21:24.151
It's in an envelope
in her purse.

445
00:21:24.195 --> 00:21:25.892
No woman puts her
purse in the back seat.

446
00:21:25.936 --> 00:21:27.459
They're going to
know something's up.

447
00:21:27.503 --> 00:21:29.156
Man, paramedics don't know shit.

448
00:21:37.469 --> 00:21:38.905
What the-- Hey!

449
00:21:38.949 --> 00:21:40.646
It's some real funky
energy in this room.

450
00:21:40.690 --> 00:21:41.995
What are y'all doing?

451
00:21:42.039 --> 00:21:43.127
Ms. Sturak had all our
food money with her

452
00:21:43.170 --> 00:21:44.171
when you got rid of her.

453
00:21:44.215 --> 00:21:45.129
OK, so who the best swimmer?

454
00:21:45.172 --> 00:21:46.173
Out of the question.

455
00:21:46.217 --> 00:21:46.870
We're going to starve to death.

456
00:21:46.913 --> 00:21:48.262
Calm down.

457
00:21:48.306 --> 00:21:49.002
How much do you guys
have in your savings?

458
00:21:49.046 --> 00:21:49.655
Our what?

459
00:21:49.699 --> 00:21:51.570
Our what?

460
00:21:51.614 --> 00:21:52.702
OK, so you got to get a job.

461
00:21:52.745 --> 00:21:54.965
Why can't you get one?

462
00:21:55.008 --> 00:21:56.749
Men do earn 18 more
cents on the dollar.

463
00:21:56.793 --> 00:21:58.142
That adds up.

464
00:21:58.185 --> 00:21:59.839
Nobody's going to hire
him with that grill.

465
00:21:59.883 --> 00:22:03.974
OK, so let's spin for it.

466
00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:16.987
Yes!

467
00:22:17.030 --> 00:22:17.683
Grill stays.

468
00:22:17.727 --> 00:22:19.990
Fight me.

469
00:22:20.033 --> 00:22:21.339
It's best that you do it, Tanya.

470
00:22:21.383 --> 00:22:23.254
You know how Kenny
is with authority.

471
00:22:23.297 --> 00:22:24.429
And reliability.

472
00:22:24.473 --> 00:22:26.257
And English.

473
00:22:26.300 --> 00:22:28.694
OK.

474
00:22:28.738 --> 00:22:30.653
You need an easy
job that pays quick.

475
00:22:30.696 --> 00:22:32.568
I guess I could
drive a Road Bro.

476
00:22:32.611 --> 00:22:34.004
Nah, you got to be 25 for that.

477
00:22:35.309 --> 00:22:36.485
No one's going to
believe you're 25.

478
00:22:36.528 --> 00:22:39.009
They will with this
bomb-ass fake ID I make her.

479
00:22:39.052 --> 00:22:41.925
Teenage girl driving
for Road Bro.

480
00:22:41.968 --> 00:22:44.493
Guess I'm about to see
my second dead body.

481
00:22:44.536 --> 00:22:46.538
What a week.

482
00:22:46.582 --> 00:22:48.453
This is going to suck, isn't it?

483
00:22:49.411 --> 00:22:50.412
Nope.

484
00:22:50.455 --> 00:22:51.413
Don't want to meet your mama.

485
00:22:51.456 --> 00:22:53.066
Don't want to meet your granny.

486
00:22:53.110 --> 00:22:54.372
Just show me where to come.

487
00:22:59.333 --> 00:23:00.204
Hey.

488
00:23:00.247 --> 00:23:01.031
Hey.

489
00:23:01.074 --> 00:23:01.640
Bryan, right?

490
00:23:01.684 --> 00:23:03.512
Malibu round trip?

491
00:23:03.555 --> 00:23:04.904
That's me.

492
00:23:10.301 --> 00:23:10.649
Everything cool?

493
00:23:10.693 --> 00:23:12.303
Yeah.

494
00:23:12.346 --> 00:23:14.697
Your face.

495
00:23:14.740 --> 00:23:16.394
I didn't see that you were--

496
00:23:16.438 --> 00:23:18.570
I didn't see that--

497
00:23:18.614 --> 00:23:20.964
You had a mask on in
your profile picture.

498
00:23:21.007 --> 00:23:21.573
Oh, yeah.

499
00:23:21.617 --> 00:23:22.618
I should change that.

500
00:23:22.661 --> 00:23:23.575
Grim reminder of COVID times.

501
00:23:23.619 --> 00:23:25.534
I get it.

502
00:23:25.577 --> 00:23:26.360
Recognize me now?

503
00:23:28.624 --> 00:23:30.539
Oh my, absolutely not.

504
00:23:30.582 --> 00:23:32.149
What?

505
00:23:32.192 --> 00:23:33.150
The best beaches in
Southern California

506
00:23:33.193 --> 00:23:34.194
are in Orange County.

507
00:23:34.238 --> 00:23:35.457
I mean, yeah, you just got to--

508
00:23:35.500 --> 00:23:37.110
-deal with the
Orange County people.

509
00:23:37.154 --> 00:23:37.763
Wow.

510
00:23:37.807 --> 00:23:40.418
OK.

511
00:23:40.462 --> 00:23:43.552
Man, I'm going to miss it here.

512
00:23:43.595 --> 00:23:45.118
Where are you going?

513
00:23:45.162 --> 00:23:46.293
Syracuse.

514
00:23:46.337 --> 00:23:47.599
I started school
there in the fall.

515
00:23:47.643 --> 00:23:49.296
Is the dorm there
just a giant igloo?

516
00:23:49.340 --> 00:23:51.473
Yeah, we actually
just walk right Inuit.

517
00:23:54.258 --> 00:23:56.652
That was terrible.

518
00:23:56.695 --> 00:23:58.044
Tell that to your smile.

519
00:23:58.088 --> 00:24:00.220
Anyway, Syracuse has one
of the best architecture

520
00:24:00.264 --> 00:24:01.787
programs in the
country and I'm going

521
00:24:01.831 --> 00:24:03.615
to need it because I
want to create mass

522
00:24:03.659 --> 00:24:06.575
producible, environmentally
sustainable, good quality

523
00:24:06.618 --> 00:24:09.752
homes, cheaply, to solve
the homelessness crisis.

524
00:24:09.795 --> 00:24:11.710
Wow.

525
00:24:11.754 --> 00:24:12.406
What an asshole.

526
00:24:16.585 --> 00:24:18.543
You'll still be here
when I get back, right?

527
00:24:18.587 --> 00:24:22.242
Even for an asshole like me?

528
00:24:22.286 --> 00:24:23.200
50/50 chance.

529
00:24:34.646 --> 00:24:35.125
Ow.

530
00:24:53.404 --> 00:24:54.405
Coca-Cola.

531
00:25:00.585 --> 00:25:01.717
Front seat's cool, right?

532
00:25:01.760 --> 00:25:06.852
I feel like we're past
the chauffeur stage.

533
00:25:06.896 --> 00:25:08.680
Cool.

534
00:25:08.724 --> 00:25:10.856
It's cool.

535
00:25:10.900 --> 00:25:11.683
Cool.

536
00:25:22.694 --> 00:25:24.609
Don't you hate an
old tricking ass?

537
00:25:24.653 --> 00:25:26.829
Talking bout he in
the kitchen ass.

538
00:25:26.872 --> 00:25:29.614
Get a bag, nigga, why you out
here with your leeching ass?

539
00:25:29.658 --> 00:25:32.704
Reaching ass nigga, in
my DMs, tryna eat my ass.

540
00:25:32.748 --> 00:25:33.879
Freaky ass nigga.

541
00:25:33.923 --> 00:25:35.664
Ol peewee ass nigga.

542
00:25:35.707 --> 00:25:38.536
Ayy, what typa nigga
wear his homeboy's shirt

543
00:25:38.580 --> 00:25:41.757
in his baby mama crib,
riding his baby mama whip?

544
00:25:41.800 --> 00:25:44.803
Man, what type of nigga
tell lies on his dick?

545
00:25:44.847 --> 00:25:47.980
I was running to the 'Gram
every time he hit a lick.

546
00:25:48.024 --> 00:25:49.634
That's so crazy, you know?

547
00:25:49.678 --> 00:25:51.636
Like, what type of
nigga does that?

548
00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:52.681
What type of nigga?

549
00:25:52.724 --> 00:25:55.640
And singing skills
that I just showed you.

550
00:25:55.684 --> 00:25:56.946
It was pretty good.

551
00:25:56.989 --> 00:25:57.947
That's the tip.

552
00:25:57.990 --> 00:25:59.775
That's the tip for the trip.

553
00:26:09.741 --> 00:26:14.790
So you five star me,
I'll five star you.

554
00:26:14.833 --> 00:26:15.704
Deal.

555
00:26:15.747 --> 00:26:16.748
All right.

556
00:26:25.888 --> 00:26:26.671
Oh, good luck at Syracuse.

557
00:26:26.715 --> 00:26:31.458
Yeah, you-- Good luck at life.

558
00:26:31.502 --> 00:26:33.896
Adios, amigo-- ga.

559
00:26:33.939 --> 00:26:34.723
Spanish.

560
00:26:39.553 --> 00:26:42.121
Hey, what's--

561
00:26:42.165 --> 00:26:43.079
818--

562
00:26:43.122 --> 00:26:43.862
-your favorite building?

563
00:26:43.906 --> 00:26:44.950
What?

564
00:26:44.994 --> 00:26:45.734
What did you say?

565
00:26:45.777 --> 00:26:48.432
Favorite building.

566
00:26:48.475 --> 00:26:49.476
I don't know.

567
00:26:49.520 --> 00:26:50.913
The Grove?

568
00:26:50.956 --> 00:26:53.437
No, I mean, like,
architecturally?

569
00:26:53.480 --> 00:26:54.525
What are you feeling?

570
00:26:54.568 --> 00:26:56.919
Huh.

571
00:26:56.962 --> 00:26:59.530
I never really thought about it.

572
00:26:59.573 --> 00:26:59.791
Oh.

573
00:27:04.709 --> 00:27:05.057
Well, see ya.

574
00:27:12.891 --> 00:27:13.805
"I don't know.

575
00:27:13.849 --> 00:27:14.066
The Grove?"

576
00:27:21.117 --> 00:27:23.597
Dang, you're going to turn
into a Philly cheesesteak.

577
00:27:23.641 --> 00:27:27.079
And you're going to turn
into a sad trophy wife.

578
00:27:27.123 --> 00:27:28.646
Then so be it, right?

579
00:27:38.308 --> 00:27:39.744
Jesus.

580
00:27:39.788 --> 00:27:40.745
The bill is as much
as I made today.

581
00:27:43.705 --> 00:27:44.793
$120?

582
00:27:44.836 --> 00:27:46.185
Stop complaining.

583
00:27:46.229 --> 00:27:48.187
What you go to work for, then?

584
00:28:05.422 --> 00:28:09.687
$120 a day, times
four days a week--

585
00:28:09.731 --> 00:28:11.036
Why only four days?

586
00:28:11.080 --> 00:28:12.298
Know yourself, Tanya.

587
00:28:12.342 --> 00:28:19.871
That's $480 a week, minus
taxes, is $336 a week.

588
00:28:19.915 --> 00:28:22.221
That's not going to
feed four people.

589
00:28:22.265 --> 00:28:25.224
Not with Kenny's weed munchies.

590
00:28:25.268 --> 00:28:27.009
You need to get a grown-up job.

591
00:28:27.052 --> 00:28:28.924
But I'm not a grown-up.

592
00:28:28.967 --> 00:28:30.186
Not yet.

593
00:28:30.229 --> 00:28:31.927
Meet the new and
improved Tanya Crandell.

594
00:28:31.970 --> 00:28:33.929
You got Insta,
Facebook, Twitter,

595
00:28:33.972 --> 00:28:36.975
and I even put some kid pics
on something called MySpace.

596
00:28:37.019 --> 00:28:38.890
Now they'll definitely
believe you're 25.

597
00:28:38.934 --> 00:28:39.848
How'd you even do this?

598
00:28:39.891 --> 00:28:41.850
Because she a G. I
better get to it.

599
00:28:41.893 --> 00:28:44.417
Just got to of paste a bunch
of bullshit from resume sites.

600
00:28:44.461 --> 00:28:46.158
And the social stuff was easy.

601
00:28:46.202 --> 00:28:48.900
My girlfriend in Morocco wrote a
code that overrides timestamps.

602
00:28:48.944 --> 00:28:49.858
Congrats.

603
00:28:49.901 --> 00:28:50.902
You're a grown-ass woman.

604
00:28:50.946 --> 00:28:52.251
And a graduate of Bates College.

605
00:28:52.295 --> 00:28:54.036
Is that a real place?

606
00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:55.167
Yeah, my boyfriend in
Boston wants to go there.

607
00:28:55.211 --> 00:28:57.039
Wait, you have a boyfriend
and a girlfriend?

608
00:28:57.082 --> 00:29:00.042
Are you, like, a player, or
is this like a poly situation?

609
00:29:00.085 --> 00:29:01.739
Your generation and your labels.

610
00:29:01.783 --> 00:29:03.306
I'm pretty sure we're
the same generation.

611
00:29:03.349 --> 00:29:05.830
Bates is a liberal arts
school in Maine-- tiny,

612
00:29:05.874 --> 00:29:07.092
but prestigious.

613
00:29:07.136 --> 00:29:08.137
I heard a comedian
say you only have

614
00:29:08.180 --> 00:29:10.052
to know a few things
about a school

615
00:29:10.095 --> 00:29:11.923
to pretend you went there,
so I wrote down a few dorms

616
00:29:11.967 --> 00:29:13.098
and pizza places nearby.

617
00:29:13.142 --> 00:29:15.013
OK, I see you.

618
00:29:15.057 --> 00:29:16.232
Team Crandell!

619
00:29:16.275 --> 00:29:18.321
And I found a job you
might like-- some clothing

620
00:29:18.364 --> 00:29:20.845
company called Libra.

621
00:29:20.889 --> 00:29:21.846
Oh, no.

622
00:29:21.890 --> 00:29:22.891
That's not really my style.

623
00:29:22.934 --> 00:29:24.283
You know what's not my style?

624
00:29:24.327 --> 00:29:26.938
Hunger, bitch.

625
00:29:26.982 --> 00:29:27.373
Go.

626
00:29:40.038 --> 00:29:41.997
Yeah.

627
00:29:42.040 --> 00:29:43.999
What the fuck I look like,
letting a broke bitch

628
00:29:44.042 --> 00:29:45.348
play with me?

629
00:29:45.391 --> 00:29:46.915
Or lettin' a lame ass
nigga lay with me?

630
00:29:46.958 --> 00:29:47.916
Fuck I look like?

631
00:29:47.959 --> 00:29:49.221
Now bitch pave ways for me.

632
00:29:49.265 --> 00:29:51.136
But now I'm here, bitches
gotta make a play for me.

633
00:29:51.180 --> 00:29:52.050
Pop my shit.

634
00:29:52.094 --> 00:29:53.486
I really be sparin'
bitches Postin'

635
00:29:53.530 --> 00:29:55.053
me up on the blogs and
then comparin' bitches.

636
00:29:55.097 --> 00:29:56.315
Who the fuck I look
like, sound like?

637
00:29:56.359 --> 00:29:57.926
Stop playing with me.

638
00:29:57.969 --> 00:29:59.884
Gave my own style, and these
motherfuckers ran with it.

639
00:29:59.928 --> 00:30:01.886
Yeah, I dropped "Now What,"
and brought a band with me.

640
00:30:01.930 --> 00:30:03.322
Then signed my deal,
they was mad at me.

641
00:30:03.366 --> 00:30:05.890
When they took it down, they
was calling, harassing me.

642
00:30:05.934 --> 00:30:07.892
Trying to tear me
down, y'all fans of me.

643
00:30:07.936 --> 00:30:09.067
I ain't never taking no L's.

644
00:30:09.111 --> 00:30:10.416
That's a no-no.

645
00:30:10.460 --> 00:30:12.201
Gave my own style, and these
motherfuckers ran with it.

646
00:30:45.147 --> 00:30:46.061
Oh, my god.

647
00:30:46.104 --> 00:30:48.150
I am so sorry.

648
00:30:48.193 --> 00:30:49.064
I can't help.

649
00:30:49.107 --> 00:30:50.021
Back up.

650
00:30:50.065 --> 00:30:51.457
Back up, back up, back up.

651
00:30:51.501 --> 00:30:53.242
You do not pat people
down like the damn TSA.

652
00:30:53.285 --> 00:30:54.591
That is assault.

653
00:30:54.634 --> 00:30:56.071
Can I at least pay
for your dry cleaning?

654
00:30:56.114 --> 00:30:56.941
Oh, so now I'm broke?

655
00:30:56.985 --> 00:30:57.942
Oh, no.

656
00:30:57.986 --> 00:30:59.161
I am so sorry.

657
00:30:59.204 --> 00:31:02.207
I'm sure your
finances are great.

658
00:31:02.251 --> 00:31:03.556
Let me start over.

659
00:31:03.600 --> 00:31:06.168
I'm Tanya, and I'm
here to meet with HR.

660
00:31:06.211 --> 00:31:07.343
Well, then go meet with HR.

661
00:31:10.172 --> 00:31:12.261
OK, Dora the Explorer,
go down that hallway

662
00:31:12.304 --> 00:31:14.089
and look for the HR office.

663
00:31:14.132 --> 00:31:15.525
Do you know what two letters
to look for on the door?

664
00:31:15.568 --> 00:31:16.308
What is going on?

665
00:31:16.352 --> 00:31:17.657
Is everything OK.

666
00:31:17.701 --> 00:31:20.225
It was, until Little
Miss Thing here decided

667
00:31:20.269 --> 00:31:21.226
to start playing bumper bodies.

668
00:31:21.270 --> 00:31:23.011
I spilled coffee on her.

669
00:31:23.054 --> 00:31:25.535
But tie dye is back in, though.

670
00:31:25.578 --> 00:31:28.233
I can get some cranberry juice
and make that shirt popping.

671
00:31:28.277 --> 00:31:31.193
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline,
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline,

672
00:31:31.236 --> 00:31:34.544
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline,
Caroline, Caroline, Caroline.

673
00:31:34.587 --> 00:31:37.242
Public berating does not fit
with our corporate culture.

674
00:31:37.286 --> 00:31:39.288
I'll pay for your dry
cleaning if you stand down.

675
00:31:39.331 --> 00:31:40.202
No, no, no.

676
00:31:40.245 --> 00:31:41.507
Not necessary, Rose.

677
00:31:41.551 --> 00:31:44.075
Thank you for the feedback.

678
00:31:44.119 --> 00:31:45.076
Rose?

679
00:31:45.120 --> 00:31:46.469
Rose Lindsey?

680
00:31:46.512 --> 00:31:48.253
Unless you're my ex-boyfriend
or my ex boyfriend's wife.

681
00:31:48.297 --> 00:31:49.341
You're the boss lady?

682
00:31:49.385 --> 00:31:50.734
I'm Tanya.

683
00:31:50.777 --> 00:31:54.651
I'm interviewing for
the receptionist job.

684
00:31:54.694 --> 00:31:57.567
Is that so?

685
00:31:57.610 --> 00:31:59.134
I'm sorry about Caroline.

686
00:31:59.177 --> 00:32:01.353
The bug up her ass lives
on the stick up her ass,

687
00:32:01.397 --> 00:32:04.226
and her neighbors to the North
are the chip on her shoulder.

688
00:32:04.269 --> 00:32:07.272
Wow, that's a lot of stuff.

689
00:32:07.316 --> 00:32:09.231
You're a Bates
College girl, huh?

690
00:32:09.274 --> 00:32:10.536
Go Bobcats.

691
00:32:10.580 --> 00:32:13.235
Sure do miss Gritty
McDuff's Brew Pub.

692
00:32:13.278 --> 00:32:16.238
But not as much as Paige Hall,
the dorm I used to live in.

693
00:32:19.110 --> 00:32:22.679
So why do you want to work here?

694
00:32:22.722 --> 00:32:25.029
Well, I love the clothes.

695
00:32:25.073 --> 00:32:28.685
And I would love to be a
part of a brand that means

696
00:32:28.728 --> 00:32:30.252
so much to so many people.

697
00:32:33.342 --> 00:32:35.300
I really need a job.

698
00:32:35.344 --> 00:32:36.823
I've been supporting
a few family

699
00:32:36.867 --> 00:32:38.608
members who have
fallen on hard times,

700
00:32:38.651 --> 00:32:40.610
and they're really
counting on me.

701
00:32:40.653 --> 00:32:44.266
Plus, you are a super inspiring
woman in this industry

702
00:32:44.309 --> 00:32:46.485
and I feel like I'd learn
way more from you than I ever

703
00:32:46.529 --> 00:32:48.270
did at Bates College
in Lewiston, Maine,

704
00:32:48.313 --> 00:32:49.314
where I went to college.

705
00:32:52.274 --> 00:32:54.276
You know, Caroline was
supposed to move up

706
00:32:54.319 --> 00:32:55.364
to be my executive assistant.

707
00:32:55.407 --> 00:32:57.801
But she really rubs
people the wrong way.

708
00:32:57.844 --> 00:33:00.760
And you really need this job.

709
00:33:00.804 --> 00:33:04.634
Caroline just thinks
she deserves it.

710
00:33:04.677 --> 00:33:05.983
Why don't you wait in the lobby?

711
00:33:06.027 --> 00:33:07.767
I'm going to check
your references.

712
00:34:10.961 --> 00:34:11.744
Not so fast.

713
00:34:14.660 --> 00:34:16.662
No red flags cyberstalking you.

714
00:34:16.706 --> 00:34:19.709
And your references
absolutely gushed.

715
00:34:19.752 --> 00:34:21.189
Tanya is a shining star.

716
00:34:21.232 --> 00:34:24.105
The day she left was the
worst day of my life.

717
00:34:24.148 --> 00:34:26.455
And I saw my parents murdered
by a gang of street toughs.

718
00:34:26.498 --> 00:34:28.761
She's a real class act.

719
00:34:28.805 --> 00:34:31.503
Hire her posthaste.

720
00:34:31.547 --> 00:34:35.768
Excuse me.

721
00:34:35.812 --> 00:34:37.596
Whooping cough got me this year.

722
00:34:37.640 --> 00:34:39.163
Nasty thing.

723
00:34:39.207 --> 00:34:42.993
You worked for some real
characters, haven't you?

724
00:34:43.036 --> 00:34:44.299
Guess so.

725
00:34:44.342 --> 00:34:46.039
Well, we'll have to
take it easy on you.

726
00:34:46.083 --> 00:34:47.128
Welcome aboard.

727
00:34:47.171 --> 00:34:50.392
Now starting salary is $60k.

728
00:34:50.435 --> 00:34:51.219
$60k?

729
00:34:51.262 --> 00:34:52.394
I know.

730
00:34:52.437 --> 00:34:53.786
It's not great,
but we've all had

731
00:34:53.830 --> 00:34:55.875
to tighten our belts
in this weird economy.

732
00:34:55.919 --> 00:34:57.355
Do I get that all at once?

733
00:34:57.399 --> 00:34:58.182
You're hilarious.

734
00:34:58.226 --> 00:34:59.531
I'm hilarious.

735
00:34:59.575 --> 00:35:00.706
I got a call with the board.

736
00:35:00.750 --> 00:35:02.143
Caroline will get
you all set up.

737
00:35:06.147 --> 00:35:06.756
It's too easy.

738
00:35:14.329 --> 00:35:16.026
Ay, so look.

739
00:35:16.069 --> 00:35:17.462
It's your boy, K Cran, and we're
going to be dropping dope, dope

740
00:35:17.506 --> 00:35:18.507
shit every single week.

741
00:35:18.550 --> 00:35:20.204
Make sure you follow.

742
00:35:20.248 --> 00:35:22.772
Yo, mom already told you not
to skate on her back patio.

743
00:35:22.815 --> 00:35:24.339
But she don't even like you.

744
00:35:24.382 --> 00:35:25.166
Oh, shit.

745
00:35:25.209 --> 00:35:26.210
That was rude.

746
00:35:26.254 --> 00:35:28.038
Well, you know who does like me?

747
00:35:28.081 --> 00:35:30.867
My new boss at the new
grown-up job I just got.

748
00:35:30.910 --> 00:35:34.087
I am the executive assistant
to the chief executive officer

749
00:35:34.131 --> 00:35:36.438
at Libra Clothing Incorporated.

750
00:35:36.481 --> 00:35:38.744
Wow, that sounds really
hard for a smart person.

751
00:35:38.788 --> 00:35:40.224
You're screwed.

752
00:35:40.268 --> 00:35:41.660
Can he come live
with one of y'all?

753
00:35:42.531 --> 00:35:43.836
Get out of my face.

754
00:35:43.880 --> 00:35:44.576
Ayo, look at this.

755
00:35:44.620 --> 00:35:45.186
Look at this.

756
00:35:49.146 --> 00:35:50.930
When these videos blow
up, Zack and Melissa

757
00:35:50.974 --> 00:35:52.584
can just come stay
with me at my mansion

758
00:35:52.628 --> 00:35:54.630
while you stay sucking
at your little job.

759
00:35:54.673 --> 00:35:55.761
Oh, I'm going to kill it.

760
00:35:55.805 --> 00:35:57.502
I have to.

761
00:35:57.546 --> 00:36:01.550
Otherwise, my hot girl summer is
going to be a not good bummer.

762
00:36:01.593 --> 00:36:03.160
Don't try.

763
00:36:03.204 --> 00:36:05.162
Like, just don't.

764
00:36:05.206 --> 00:36:07.599
Well, maybe while I'm
working, y'all could clean up,

765
00:36:07.643 --> 00:36:08.861
like big boys.

766
00:36:08.905 --> 00:36:10.472
What is that job doing to you?

767
00:36:10.515 --> 00:36:11.299
You're changing.

768
00:36:13.823 --> 00:36:17.479
That's what you get, fat head.

769
00:36:24.225 --> 00:36:24.834
All right, guys.

770
00:36:24.877 --> 00:36:25.617
Wish me luck.

771
00:36:25.661 --> 00:36:28.446
You 'bout to fail!

772
00:36:32.885 --> 00:36:34.800
Much work
for very little money.

773
00:36:37.847 --> 00:36:41.851
I watch you do it all anyway.

774
00:36:41.894 --> 00:36:43.026
Rose, hi.

775
00:36:43.069 --> 00:36:44.854
I am so sorry I'm late.

776
00:36:44.897 --> 00:36:46.551
I can't believe I'm
late on my first day.

777
00:36:46.595 --> 00:36:48.118
I took the same route I
took for my interview,

778
00:36:48.161 --> 00:36:49.424
but it took twice as long.

779
00:36:49.467 --> 00:36:52.818
Tanya, I've lived
in LA for 30 years.

780
00:36:52.862 --> 00:36:54.037
I know how traffic works.

781
00:36:54.080 --> 00:36:56.605
Don't let it happen again.

782
00:36:56.648 --> 00:36:57.997
All right.

783
00:36:58.041 --> 00:36:59.434
Got that out of the
way, back to cool Rose.

784
00:36:59.477 --> 00:37:00.478
Drop your things.

785
00:37:00.522 --> 00:37:01.392
I'm going to show you around.

786
00:37:05.831 --> 00:37:08.138
As you know, Libra has been
one of the most popular

787
00:37:08.181 --> 00:37:09.835
young women's brands
for half a century.

788
00:37:09.879 --> 00:37:11.315
Do you know why they
chose the name Libra?

789
00:37:11.359 --> 00:37:15.058
Clothes that balance the scales
between pretty and practical.

790
00:37:15.101 --> 00:37:16.494
That sounds so '50s.

791
00:37:16.538 --> 00:37:17.713
Exactly.

792
00:37:17.756 --> 00:37:19.454
Monochromatic is
pretty big this season,

793
00:37:19.497 --> 00:37:22.283
which is good because that's
kind of all we do around here.

794
00:37:22.326 --> 00:37:22.935
Ooh.

795
00:37:22.979 --> 00:37:24.285
Hate, love.

796
00:37:24.328 --> 00:37:26.025
Good to move into production.

797
00:37:26.069 --> 00:37:27.853
OK, so here's how it works.

798
00:37:27.897 --> 00:37:29.812
Each season, I meet
with a design team

799
00:37:29.855 --> 00:37:31.596
to vet their pitches.

800
00:37:31.640 --> 00:37:34.469
Then, I coordinate between them
and the manufacturing overseas.

801
00:37:34.512 --> 00:37:37.385
Rose, Rose.

802
00:37:37.428 --> 00:37:40.910
I just got word that our
winter line will be delayed.

803
00:37:40.953 --> 00:37:44.217
Manufacturing facility
staff shortage.

804
00:37:44.261 --> 00:37:46.611
Another rash of
employee suicides.

805
00:37:46.655 --> 00:37:48.265
I thought we put out
those jumper nets?

806
00:37:48.309 --> 00:37:49.092
Oh, no.

807
00:37:49.135 --> 00:37:50.746
These were hangers.

808
00:37:50.789 --> 00:37:54.053
Remind me to update our employee
waiver to include hanging.

809
00:37:54.097 --> 00:37:56.621
Frankie, this is Tanya, my
new executive assistant.

810
00:37:56.665 --> 00:37:58.014
She'll be your boss someday.

811
00:37:58.057 --> 00:37:59.494
If she doesn't
hang herself first.

812
00:38:02.148 --> 00:38:04.586
Once manufacturing assembles
that season's line,

813
00:38:04.629 --> 00:38:05.935
it gets moved over to shipping.

814
00:38:05.978 --> 00:38:07.589
At the same time,
the marketing team

815
00:38:07.632 --> 00:38:09.286
pitches me their ad campaigns.

816
00:38:09.330 --> 00:38:11.462
Then we shoot the lookbook,
send them to the influencers,

817
00:38:11.506 --> 00:38:13.856
and wait for the orders to
pour in-- all while keeping

818
00:38:13.899 --> 00:38:16.641
those geriatric, bean counting
board of directors happy.

819
00:38:16.685 --> 00:38:18.991
And you'll be my consigliere
through all of it.

820
00:38:19.035 --> 00:38:20.210
Consigliere.

821
00:38:20.253 --> 00:38:22.473
That sounds
important, and scary.

822
00:38:22.517 --> 00:38:25.346
Now my time is very
valuable to me,

823
00:38:25.389 --> 00:38:26.956
so I need you to
be my gatekeeper.

824
00:38:26.999 --> 00:38:28.479
And make friends with the
other department heads'

825
00:38:28.523 --> 00:38:30.176
executive assistants.

826
00:38:30.220 --> 00:38:31.874
Give me a heads up if there's
any trouble on the horizon.

827
00:38:31.917 --> 00:38:34.267
I hate surprises.

828
00:38:34.311 --> 00:38:35.312
Gotcha.

829
00:38:35.356 --> 00:38:38.010
Consigliere, gatekeeper, spy.

830
00:38:38.054 --> 00:38:39.490
I knew I liked you.

831
00:38:39.534 --> 00:38:42.493
This is the QED report.

832
00:38:42.537 --> 00:38:43.929
Around here, it's
like the Bible,

833
00:38:43.973 --> 00:38:45.540
except it's full of facts.

834
00:38:45.583 --> 00:38:47.498
Finish these before I meet
with the board bi-weekly.

835
00:38:47.542 --> 00:38:49.413
You've used Cludis
before, right?

836
00:38:49.457 --> 00:38:50.458
Of course you have.

837
00:38:50.501 --> 00:38:51.894
Everyone in the industry has.

838
00:38:51.937 --> 00:38:53.896
IT will get you all
logged in and sorted out.

839
00:38:53.939 --> 00:38:56.420
Oh, and the most
important thing--

840
00:38:56.464 --> 00:38:59.336
if we're not alone and
I ask you for something,

841
00:38:59.380 --> 00:39:03.558
you just say, I'm right
on top of that, Rose.

842
00:39:03.601 --> 00:39:05.081
I'm right on top of that, Rose.

843
00:39:05.124 --> 00:39:06.561
They never expect
women to be chill.

844
00:39:06.604 --> 00:39:08.432
It really fries their circuits.

845
00:39:08.476 --> 00:39:10.042
I got a good feeling about you.

846
00:39:10.086 --> 00:39:11.000
Bring it in, sis.

847
00:39:15.091 --> 00:39:17.093
Whoa, A-frame hugs only.

848
00:39:17.136 --> 00:39:19.269
I didn't spend three hours
in that sexual harassment

849
00:39:19.312 --> 00:39:20.096
course for nothing.

850
00:39:33.544 --> 00:39:35.590
You guys are up early.

851
00:39:35.633 --> 00:39:37.940
My stomach growling woke me up.

852
00:39:37.983 --> 00:39:39.594
I made a pickle sandwich.

853
00:39:39.637 --> 00:39:43.554
And I made a breakfast pizza
with ketchup, American cheese,

854
00:39:43.598 --> 00:39:45.034
and bread.

855
00:39:45.077 --> 00:39:46.383
I don't recommend it.

856
00:39:46.427 --> 00:39:47.558
Oh, look at this house
that you live in.

857
00:39:47.602 --> 00:39:48.472
You each have your own rooms.

858
00:39:48.516 --> 00:39:50.474
Food insecurity is temporary.

859
00:39:50.518 --> 00:39:51.997
This is the norm
for some people.

860
00:39:52.041 --> 00:39:53.564
Yeah.

861
00:39:58.613 --> 00:40:00.658
Thanks for checking
our privilege.

862
00:40:00.702 --> 00:40:02.617
And the crows are
coming over later.

863
00:40:02.660 --> 00:40:04.662
Want to meet them after work?

864
00:40:04.706 --> 00:40:05.663
I'm good.

865
00:40:05.707 --> 00:40:08.013
Don't bring them in
the house, though.

866
00:40:08.057 --> 00:40:10.015
Don't make less of a
mess than your friends.

867
00:40:10.059 --> 00:40:10.581
I--

868
00:40:35.606 --> 00:40:36.520
Kenny.

869
00:40:36.564 --> 00:40:38.087
Kenny!

870
00:40:38.130 --> 00:40:39.654
Leave me alone.

871
00:40:39.697 --> 00:40:41.351
I need you to go find food.

872
00:40:41.394 --> 00:40:43.005
OK, then me the money
and I'll go find food.

873
00:40:43.048 --> 00:40:44.049
I don't have money yet.

874
00:40:44.093 --> 00:40:45.703
I need you to be resourceful.

875
00:40:45.747 --> 00:40:47.400
And can you please
clean up the house?

876
00:40:47.444 --> 00:40:49.794
You're home all day, and the
house is still a disaster area.

877
00:40:49.838 --> 00:40:51.579
You know, I feel bad
for whatever clown

878
00:40:51.622 --> 00:40:52.536
you trick into marrying you.

879
00:40:52.580 --> 00:40:55.539
I don't have to
trick somebody into--

880
00:40:55.583 --> 00:40:57.498
I am not doing
this with you, OK?

881
00:40:57.541 --> 00:40:59.630
Help out, somehow, anyhow.

882
00:40:59.674 --> 00:41:00.588
Mow the lawn.

883
00:41:00.631 --> 00:41:01.763
Vacuum a floor.

884
00:41:01.806 --> 00:41:02.720
Do a goddamn dish, man.

885
00:41:12.643 --> 00:41:14.776
This is a dime, man.

886
00:41:14.819 --> 00:41:17.779
Yo mama going to whoop that
ass for breaking her dishes.

887
00:41:19.694 --> 00:41:20.608
Well, he broke that one.

888
00:41:20.651 --> 00:41:22.131
Yeah, like the worst breath.

889
00:41:22.174 --> 00:41:22.827
I couldn't get past it.

890
00:41:22.871 --> 00:41:23.698
Welcome back, Bruce.

891
00:41:23.741 --> 00:41:25.221
How was Fire Island?

892
00:41:25.264 --> 00:41:26.265
Fire.

893
00:41:26.309 --> 00:41:28.224
No follow up questions, please.

894
00:41:28.267 --> 00:41:28.659
Love.

895
00:41:31.619 --> 00:41:33.751
Is that your boyfriend?

896
00:41:36.406 --> 00:41:37.146
Ew, no.

897
00:41:37.189 --> 00:41:39.583
That's my brother.

898
00:41:39.627 --> 00:41:40.758
Oh, thank god.

899
00:41:40.802 --> 00:41:43.195
I mean-- I see the resemblance.

900
00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:44.588
Why are you all up in my screen?

901
00:41:50.899 --> 00:41:52.640
You have got issues, girl.

902
00:41:52.683 --> 00:41:53.771
I mean, don't get me wrong.

903
00:41:53.815 --> 00:41:54.729
I live for the drama.

904
00:41:54.772 --> 00:41:56.121
But you got issues.

905
00:42:07.306 --> 00:42:08.307
Hey, Tanya.

906
00:42:08.351 --> 00:42:09.482
How's that QED report coming?

907
00:42:12.834 --> 00:42:14.400
Oh, it's coming.

908
00:42:14.444 --> 00:42:16.707
It's a beast.

909
00:42:16.751 --> 00:42:18.274
She stole my job.

910
00:42:18.317 --> 00:42:20.581
And all she does is just
kiss up to Rose all day.

911
00:42:20.624 --> 00:42:21.451
That's what you do.

912
00:42:21.494 --> 00:42:21.886
You didn't get the job.

913
00:42:21.930 --> 00:42:23.540
Hey, hey, hey.

914
00:42:23.584 --> 00:42:25.847
You are my gay at work husband.

915
00:42:25.890 --> 00:42:26.978
Be on my side.

916
00:42:27.022 --> 00:42:29.546
I am, but I'm not the
"let's slash her tires"

917
00:42:29.590 --> 00:42:30.939
gay work hubby.

918
00:42:30.982 --> 00:42:32.897
I'm the, like, "don't play
yourself, girl" gay work hubby,

919
00:42:32.941 --> 00:42:33.942
you know.

920
00:42:33.985 --> 00:42:35.639
Ultimately, it's better for you.

921
00:42:35.683 --> 00:42:37.902
Call facilities and have
them repaint my office.

922
00:42:37.946 --> 00:42:40.339
None of that bargain basement
finger paint, like last time.

923
00:42:40.383 --> 00:42:42.341
I want Benjamin
Moore's Arctic blue.

924
00:42:42.385 --> 00:42:43.778
Oh, and I forgot,
it's the chairman

925
00:42:43.821 --> 00:42:46.955
of the board's birthday, so
I'll have to butter him up send.

926
00:42:46.998 --> 00:42:48.696
Him a bottle of Blue Label.

927
00:42:48.739 --> 00:42:51.481
Knowing that old lush,
she'll finish it by EoD.

928
00:42:51.524 --> 00:42:52.525
Just use the card.

929
00:42:52.569 --> 00:42:53.701
It should be in your top drawer.

930
00:42:57.052 --> 00:43:00.446
It's for office expenses
and miscellaneous things.

931
00:43:00.490 --> 00:43:01.883
Just submit your
receipts to accounting.

932
00:43:04.886 --> 00:43:06.409
Anyone ever going to clean up?

933
00:43:06.452 --> 00:43:07.671
Thank, god.

934
00:43:07.715 --> 00:43:08.933
I was seriously
considering cannibalism.

935
00:43:08.977 --> 00:43:10.021
Wait, so you finally got paid?

936
00:43:10.065 --> 00:43:10.848
Not yet.

937
00:43:10.892 --> 00:43:11.893
It's a corporate card.

938
00:43:11.936 --> 00:43:13.938
Hey, so you got a black card.

939
00:43:13.982 --> 00:43:14.722
Let me see.

940
00:43:14.765 --> 00:43:15.940
I wish.

941
00:43:15.984 --> 00:43:17.768
It's for office
expenses and stuff.

942
00:43:17.812 --> 00:43:19.596
But my first check
would be, like,

943
00:43:19.640 --> 00:43:24.427
$1,700 so I'll
pay it right back.

944
00:43:24.470 --> 00:43:25.994
Can you guys grab the
rest of the groceries?

945
00:43:26.037 --> 00:43:27.560
And Kenny, can you
please make dinner?

946
00:43:27.604 --> 00:43:27.909
I have a date.

947
00:43:27.952 --> 00:43:29.519
No.

948
00:43:29.562 --> 00:43:30.738
You said we can play
video games tonight.

949
00:43:30.781 --> 00:43:31.913
We'll do it another
night for sure.

950
00:43:31.956 --> 00:43:33.654
I don't want to
cancel on this guy.

951
00:43:33.697 --> 00:43:35.481
Nothing past second base.

952
00:43:35.525 --> 00:43:37.135
We don't need another
mouth to feed.

953
00:43:37.179 --> 00:43:38.702
I already said I'm not cooking.

954
00:43:38.746 --> 00:43:39.834
The homies is
coming over tonight.

955
00:43:39.877 --> 00:43:42.053
Well, then do it before
the "homies" get here.

956
00:43:42.097 --> 00:43:43.707
You're the only
Black person that

957
00:43:43.751 --> 00:43:44.708
can say that and sound racist.

958
00:43:49.931 --> 00:43:51.715
I can't believe you
brought me flowers.

959
00:43:51.759 --> 00:43:53.064
Doesn't everybody?

960
00:43:53.108 --> 00:43:54.849
What kind of war
criminals are you dating?

961
00:43:54.892 --> 00:43:57.634
Um, the kind that takes
me on a nice meal.

962
00:43:57.678 --> 00:44:00.811
Not the ones who asked
me to meet them in nature

963
00:44:00.855 --> 00:44:02.813
and give me more nature.

964
00:44:02.857 --> 00:44:04.728
Well, beauty of a
nature on nature

965
00:44:04.772 --> 00:44:06.730
date, you can just ditch
the flowers for later.

966
00:44:11.866 --> 00:44:16.087
Tonight, we're going to
see the Rogers Parker

967
00:44:16.131 --> 00:44:21.832
comet, which hasn't been
visible for over 37,000 years.

968
00:44:21.876 --> 00:44:24.748
So I figured we'd shoot
our shot, unless you

969
00:44:24.792 --> 00:44:27.708
plan on living to 37,001.

970
00:44:27.751 --> 00:44:29.231
I mean, why wouldn't I?

971
00:44:29.274 --> 00:44:30.014
I'll teach you.

972
00:44:30.058 --> 00:44:31.189
Oh, damn.

973
00:44:31.233 --> 00:44:32.756
That's crazy.

974
00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:34.932
I didn't know Road Bro taught
you how to live forever.

975
00:44:34.976 --> 00:44:37.630
Wait, don't you have
to be 25 for that?

976
00:44:37.674 --> 00:44:39.850
No, you actually just have
to have a card saying that

977
00:44:39.894 --> 00:44:40.808
you're 25.

978
00:44:40.851 --> 00:44:41.243
Mm.

979
00:44:41.286 --> 00:44:42.940
That's crazy.

980
00:44:42.984 --> 00:44:44.681
Because my great granddad
lied about his age

981
00:44:44.725 --> 00:44:47.902
to fight in World War II and you
did it to drive for Road Bro.

982
00:44:47.945 --> 00:44:49.773
I actually don't drive anymore.

983
00:44:49.817 --> 00:44:52.036
I found a job that's
not on wheels.

984
00:44:52.080 --> 00:44:52.863
Oh, that's great.

985
00:44:52.907 --> 00:44:53.603
What are you doing?

986
00:44:56.737 --> 00:45:01.002
Um, don't ask me any
first date questions.

987
00:45:01.045 --> 00:45:02.264
Damn.

988
00:45:05.441 --> 00:45:07.791
Right.

989
00:45:07.835 --> 00:45:09.227
Eat.

990
00:45:09.271 --> 00:45:10.881
Eat what?

991
00:45:10.925 --> 00:45:12.056
That?

992
00:45:12.100 --> 00:45:13.144
It's casserole.

993
00:45:13.188 --> 00:45:14.406
All I did was put a
bunch of stuff together.

994
00:45:14.450 --> 00:45:15.930
It looks like you
threw up in a pan.

995
00:45:15.973 --> 00:45:16.844
Aight, aight.

996
00:45:19.934 --> 00:45:21.239
Mm.

997
00:45:21.283 --> 00:45:22.980
It's good.

998
00:45:28.856 --> 00:45:30.161
Eat some.

999
00:45:30.205 --> 00:45:32.773
What the hell?

1000
00:45:32.816 --> 00:45:33.774
Savings account.

1001
00:45:39.431 --> 00:45:41.172
I just told you I had a fake ID.

1002
00:45:41.216 --> 00:45:42.870
Does that make me a monster?

1003
00:45:42.913 --> 00:45:44.132
Oh, yeah, 100%.

1004
00:45:44.175 --> 00:45:45.176
Total monster.

1005
00:45:45.220 --> 00:45:47.962
Yeah.

1006
00:45:48.005 --> 00:45:50.007
No, I'm just
saying, like, I feel

1007
00:45:50.051 --> 00:45:52.967
like if someone's lying to you,
your relationship's worthless,

1008
00:45:53.010 --> 00:45:54.142
right?

1009
00:45:54.185 --> 00:45:55.317
You're just kind of
living in a false reality.

1010
00:46:00.061 --> 00:46:02.759
Movies and TV never shy
away from this angle,

1011
00:46:02.803 --> 00:46:04.065
even though it's
how most of us have

1012
00:46:04.108 --> 00:46:05.980
been saying it for forever.

1013
00:46:06.023 --> 00:46:09.287
It's always Griffith.

1014
00:46:09.331 --> 00:46:11.246
So what made me want
to be an architect,

1015
00:46:11.289 --> 00:46:15.293
is, like, build something
like that here for us.

1016
00:46:15.337 --> 00:46:19.123
What age did you start therapy?

1017
00:46:19.167 --> 00:46:19.907
15.

1018
00:46:19.950 --> 00:46:22.344
Is it that obvious?

1019
00:46:22.387 --> 00:46:24.999
I mean, guys our
age don't normally

1020
00:46:25.042 --> 00:46:27.915
get this deep on a first date.

1021
00:46:27.958 --> 00:46:31.353
Well, your whole first
date premise is flawed.

1022
00:46:31.396 --> 00:46:31.919
What?

1023
00:46:31.962 --> 00:46:33.181
Yeah.

1024
00:46:33.224 --> 00:46:35.444
OK, then you mansplain
it to me then.

1025
00:46:35.487 --> 00:46:37.141
Sure.

1026
00:46:37.185 --> 00:46:40.884
Our real first date was
on the trip to Malibu

1027
00:46:40.928 --> 00:46:44.540
because that's when our
classic love story was born.

1028
00:46:44.583 --> 00:46:45.410
No.

1029
00:46:45.454 --> 00:46:47.151
Because I was working.

1030
00:46:47.195 --> 00:46:54.419
You paid me, so if that was a
date, then you're calling me--

1031
00:46:54.463 --> 00:46:56.421
You're going to want to
agree with me, because I

1032
00:46:56.465 --> 00:46:57.988
never kiss on the first date.

1033
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:09.173
Hi, IT?

1034
00:47:09.217 --> 00:47:10.218
Yes.

1035
00:47:10.261 --> 00:47:11.959
This is Tanya from
Rose Lindsey's office.

1036
00:47:12.002 --> 00:47:14.265
Can you please send someone in
here to help me into Cledus--

1037
00:47:14.309 --> 00:47:15.919
Cludis, please?

1038
00:47:15.963 --> 00:47:17.921
Thank you.

1039
00:47:17.965 --> 00:47:19.618
So, what'd you think
of the fall line?

1040
00:47:19.662 --> 00:47:21.098
It was cool.

1041
00:47:21.142 --> 00:47:23.100
It had a lot of cool
things about it.

1042
00:47:23.144 --> 00:47:24.406
Tanya.

1043
00:47:24.449 --> 00:47:26.016
Did your voice just go up
on the bullshit register?

1044
00:47:26.060 --> 00:47:29.106
She gets me with that
one all the time.

1045
00:47:29.150 --> 00:47:32.153
Tanya, this is Gus,
head of logistics.

1046
00:47:32.196 --> 00:47:36.592
And VP of pleasing Rose.

1047
00:47:36.635 --> 00:47:38.681
And I take all my
jobs very seriously.

1048
00:47:38.724 --> 00:47:40.204
You look like some bubble gum.

1049
00:47:40.248 --> 00:47:40.944
I chew you up.

1050
00:47:40.988 --> 00:47:42.076
You look so damn good right now.

1051
00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:44.208
Thank you.

1052
00:47:45.296 --> 00:47:46.689
Can you do me a favor?

1053
00:47:46.732 --> 00:47:48.169
Can you look after
this lady here?

1054
00:47:48.212 --> 00:47:51.085
The queen needs a strong court.

1055
00:47:51.128 --> 00:47:53.174
So are we still on
for dinner tonight?

1056
00:47:53.217 --> 00:47:54.044
Sure.

1057
00:47:54.088 --> 00:47:56.090
Dare we try Major Domo?

1058
00:47:56.133 --> 00:47:57.395
I'm right on top of that, Rose.

1059
00:47:57.439 --> 00:47:58.440
Hey, that's my line.

1060
00:47:58.483 --> 00:47:58.962
Oh.

1061
00:48:04.750 --> 00:48:06.056
Damn, Rose.

1062
00:48:06.100 --> 00:48:07.362
He fine.

1063
00:48:07.405 --> 00:48:09.016
Always date a
younger man, Tanya.

1064
00:48:09.059 --> 00:48:11.148
More stamina, fewer opinions.

1065
00:48:15.022 --> 00:48:15.718
Hey.

1066
00:48:15.761 --> 00:48:17.154
Bruce, from IT?

1067
00:48:17.198 --> 00:48:19.504
And Caroline's boyfriend?

1068
00:48:19.548 --> 00:48:20.810
No.

1069
00:48:20.853 --> 00:48:21.767
She doesn't have the
parts, and, girl,

1070
00:48:21.811 --> 00:48:22.768
I don't have the patience.

1071
00:48:22.812 --> 00:48:23.813
And stop asking that.

1072
00:48:23.856 --> 00:48:26.207
You sound like you're obsessed.

1073
00:48:26.250 --> 00:48:28.252
What we got?

1074
00:48:28.296 --> 00:48:29.688
Also, don't worry
about Caroline.

1075
00:48:29.732 --> 00:48:31.473
Her bark is a lot
worse than her bite.

1076
00:48:35.912 --> 00:48:36.391
Stripe day.

1077
00:48:42.658 --> 00:48:45.530
I thought we agreed you
were going to be nice.

1078
00:48:45.574 --> 00:48:48.620
Look, Rose is your boss, so beef
with Tanya is beef with Rose.

1079
00:48:48.664 --> 00:48:50.274
OK, so what do
you want me to do?

1080
00:48:50.318 --> 00:48:50.753
Take her to lunch?

1081
00:48:50.796 --> 00:48:52.189
Get manicures?

1082
00:48:52.233 --> 00:48:52.885
Talk about boys?

1083
00:48:52.929 --> 00:48:54.365
No, those are our things.

1084
00:48:54.409 --> 00:48:56.802
Just extend, like, a
work-related olive branch.

1085
00:48:56.846 --> 00:48:58.369
We're all on the same team here.

1086
00:48:58.413 --> 00:48:59.544
I hate your logic.

1087
00:48:59.588 --> 00:49:01.242
And I hate your
glittery wedgies.

1088
00:49:01.285 --> 00:49:03.592
Trust me, they're not doing for
you what you think they are.

1089
00:49:09.380 --> 00:49:10.991
Oh, I was texting a person.

1090
00:49:11.034 --> 00:49:12.296
A cousin.

1091
00:49:12.340 --> 00:49:13.732
A person's cousin that I know.

1092
00:49:13.776 --> 00:49:17.867
Bruce made me say sorry that
we got off on the wrong foot.

1093
00:49:17.910 --> 00:49:19.521
I thought I was going
to get your job.

1094
00:49:19.564 --> 00:49:21.958
Thank you, and Bruce.

1095
00:49:22.002 --> 00:49:25.048
And I guess we're
on the same team.

1096
00:49:25.092 --> 00:49:28.747
So if you ever need help, and
I'm not busy and you're not

1097
00:49:28.791 --> 00:49:31.402
getting on my damn nerves,
then I might-- might--

1098
00:49:31.446 --> 00:49:33.535
help you.

1099
00:49:33.578 --> 00:49:34.971
I'll take it.

1100
00:49:35.015 --> 00:49:36.712
But unless you can do
a QED report real fast,

1101
00:49:36.755 --> 00:49:37.365
then I'm good.

1102
00:49:37.408 --> 00:49:39.019
I got you.

1103
00:49:39.062 --> 00:49:40.977
I did them when I filled in
for Rose's last assistant.

1104
00:49:41.021 --> 00:49:41.847
Are you sure?

1105
00:49:41.891 --> 00:49:43.023
I thought you hated me.

1106
00:49:43.066 --> 00:49:44.459
Bitch, take the
damn olive branch.

1107
00:49:44.502 --> 00:49:47.201
You're right.

1108
00:49:50.595 --> 00:49:51.944
Die!

1109
00:49:51.988 --> 00:49:53.381
Wish I could do
this in real life.

1110
00:49:57.689 --> 00:50:00.344
My sister loves this shit.

1111
00:50:00.388 --> 00:50:01.824
She taught me.

1112
00:50:01.867 --> 00:50:03.304
It's kind of like the only way
she'll talk to me, these days.

1113
00:50:03.347 --> 00:50:05.001
Die!

1114
00:50:05.045 --> 00:50:06.742
Yeah, I'd say you should worry,
but the zombie apocalypse

1115
00:50:06.785 --> 00:50:09.527
is coming up, so it's good
she's preparing you now.

1116
00:50:14.141 --> 00:50:14.750
Oh, wait.

1117
00:50:14.793 --> 00:50:15.620
You can't.

1118
00:50:15.664 --> 00:50:17.927
You can't post those.

1119
00:50:17.970 --> 00:50:19.276
You got a man or something?

1120
00:50:19.320 --> 00:50:20.799
No, I just--

1121
00:50:20.843 --> 00:50:23.324
I didn't do my hair.

1122
00:50:23.367 --> 00:50:26.283
For a date?

1123
00:50:26.327 --> 00:50:27.154
You know what?

1124
00:50:27.197 --> 00:50:28.677
I just don't do socials.

1125
00:50:28.720 --> 00:50:29.939
Shit freaks me out.

1126
00:50:29.982 --> 00:50:31.158
Huh.

1127
00:50:31.201 --> 00:50:33.377
Oh, you got stomped
by the zombie.

1128
00:50:33.421 --> 00:50:34.552
No, it's over.

1129
00:50:34.596 --> 00:50:35.423
Yeah, it's done.

1130
00:50:35.466 --> 00:50:37.120
It's done.

1131
00:50:37.164 --> 00:50:40.384
So if the zombie apocalypse
happens, what are your skills?

1132
00:50:40.428 --> 00:50:44.432
Because as an architect, I will
be king, building crazy walls

1133
00:50:44.475 --> 00:50:45.694
and shit.

1134
00:50:45.737 --> 00:50:46.782
OK.

1135
00:50:46.825 --> 00:50:48.436
Well, I'm good at, like--

1136
00:50:48.479 --> 00:50:49.915
Oh, I watch a lot
of "Big Brother."

1137
00:50:49.959 --> 00:50:50.568
Do you?

1138
00:50:50.612 --> 00:50:51.917
Yeah.

1139
00:50:51.961 --> 00:50:53.223
So my political game,
that'll be tight.

1140
00:50:53.267 --> 00:50:54.572
Oh, helpful.

1141
00:50:54.616 --> 00:50:56.792
But I think you'll
need a little bit more.

1142
00:50:56.835 --> 00:50:58.837
Aren't they teaching
anything at your job?

1143
00:50:58.881 --> 00:51:00.970
Wait, what's your job again?

1144
00:51:01.013 --> 00:51:02.798
Oh, it's just a dumb day job.

1145
00:51:02.841 --> 00:51:04.452
Do you work for the CIA?

1146
00:51:04.495 --> 00:51:06.280
Do you speak Russian
or something?

1147
00:51:06.323 --> 00:51:08.238
Nyet.

1148
00:51:08.282 --> 00:51:11.111
OK, not asking about your job.

1149
00:51:11.154 --> 00:51:14.114
What do you want to
do when you grow up?

1150
00:51:14.157 --> 00:51:15.245
Be an adult.

1151
00:51:15.289 --> 00:51:15.985
I mean--

1152
00:51:16.028 --> 00:51:16.986
I don't know.

1153
00:51:17.029 --> 00:51:18.161
I don't really have a plan.

1154
00:51:18.205 --> 00:51:20.076
I kind of like fashion.

1155
00:51:20.120 --> 00:51:21.295
I mean, it sucks.

1156
00:51:21.338 --> 00:51:23.210
It's like you're a
failure if you're 20

1157
00:51:23.253 --> 00:51:25.647
and you don't have a
career path or a start-up,

1158
00:51:25.690 --> 00:51:27.127
or, like, a million followers.

1159
00:51:27.170 --> 00:51:27.605
Right.

1160
00:51:27.649 --> 00:51:29.216
Yeah.

1161
00:51:29.259 --> 00:51:31.522
But that doesn't mean you
have to be popping today.

1162
00:51:31.566 --> 00:51:34.221
You just need a finish
line, and then you

1163
00:51:34.264 --> 00:51:36.005
can start having
fun getting there.

1164
00:51:36.048 --> 00:51:38.007
And if the line changes, cool.

1165
00:51:38.050 --> 00:51:40.401
But you need a finish line,
or else you sort of swing.

1166
00:51:45.754 --> 00:51:47.103
All right.

1167
00:51:47.147 --> 00:51:48.931
Now-- Wait, wait.

1168
00:51:48.974 --> 00:51:50.237
Now point.

1169
00:51:50.280 --> 00:51:51.151
All right.

1170
00:51:51.194 --> 00:51:52.848
We're going this way.

1171
00:51:52.891 --> 00:51:54.241
I hope you don't
think you playing

1172
00:51:54.284 --> 00:51:55.677
guidance counselor
is going to get

1173
00:51:55.720 --> 00:51:57.809
you laid on the second date.

1174
00:51:57.853 --> 00:52:00.464
Third Surprised Howard lets
in kids who can't count.

1175
00:52:07.906 --> 00:52:09.343
And you battle through.

1176
00:52:09.386 --> 00:52:10.561
You really battle through.

1177
00:52:10.605 --> 00:52:11.301
Stop.

1178
00:52:11.345 --> 00:52:13.434
No, it's crazy.

1179
00:52:13.477 --> 00:52:16.437
Aw, I used to always
want one of those.

1180
00:52:16.480 --> 00:52:17.394
Well, not today.

1181
00:52:17.438 --> 00:52:18.352
Let's go play some bikes.

1182
00:52:43.855 --> 00:52:45.074
Am I the greatest of all time?

1183
00:52:45.117 --> 00:52:46.380
I mean, you're kind of amazing.

1184
00:52:49.383 --> 00:52:52.995
So I actually-- I won this--

1185
00:52:53.038 --> 00:52:55.258
I won this scholarship
from American Architecture

1186
00:52:55.302 --> 00:52:55.867
Foundation.

1187
00:52:55.911 --> 00:52:56.433
What?

1188
00:52:56.477 --> 00:52:57.608
Yeah.

1189
00:52:57.652 --> 00:52:59.306
And they have this
big dinner thing,

1190
00:52:59.349 --> 00:53:03.135
and I was actually wondering
if you wanted to be my date.

1191
00:53:05.747 --> 00:53:07.444
Unless you're not
really into that thing.

1192
00:53:07.488 --> 00:53:08.967
I'm just really
asking you to protect

1193
00:53:09.011 --> 00:53:10.491
your fragile female ego.

1194
00:53:19.848 --> 00:53:21.371
Hey.

1195
00:53:21.415 --> 00:53:23.460
If you two pervs have to
eat each other's heads off,

1196
00:53:23.504 --> 00:53:26.420
can you not do it in
front of Spin and Win?

1197
00:53:26.463 --> 00:53:27.116
Yeah, no.

1198
00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:27.638
Yeah.

1199
00:53:31.555 --> 00:53:33.644
Are we under attack?

1200
00:53:33.688 --> 00:53:35.516
No, they're sad.

1201
00:53:35.559 --> 00:53:39.041
One died-- Crownan O'Brien.

1202
00:53:39.084 --> 00:53:41.086
He was a real one.

1203
00:53:41.130 --> 00:53:42.479
Pouring one out
for the crowmies.

1204
00:53:42.523 --> 00:53:43.480
Do that outside.

1205
00:53:46.701 --> 00:53:48.050
Or you could just go!

1206
00:53:48.093 --> 00:53:48.572
Why is--

1207
00:53:52.272 --> 00:53:52.837
-en Espana.

1208
00:53:56.276 --> 00:53:57.494
Look at the food.

1209
00:53:57.538 --> 00:53:58.103
So good.

1210
00:54:05.154 --> 00:54:06.111
Go!

1211
00:54:08.853 --> 00:54:10.246
Tanya, here's the QED report.

1212
00:54:10.290 --> 00:54:11.552
Let me know what you think.

1213
00:54:11.595 --> 00:54:12.292
Thanks, Caroline.

1214
00:54:12.335 --> 00:54:12.944
I'll show Rose.

1215
00:54:16.078 --> 00:54:18.080
Yeah, I could
be all around the world,

1216
00:54:18.123 --> 00:54:22.867
but without family it
don't mean anything.

1217
00:54:22.911 --> 00:54:24.695
Can we bring the love back?

1218
00:54:24.739 --> 00:54:31.136
I know that you've been waiting
so long for it come home again.

1219
00:54:31.180 --> 00:54:32.747
Can we bring the love back?

1220
00:54:32.790 --> 00:54:36.185
I know that it's
been way too long.

1221
00:54:36.228 --> 00:54:38.361
You've always been home to me.

1222
00:54:38.405 --> 00:54:39.754
Always home.

1223
00:54:39.797 --> 00:54:41.495
I miss you dancing with
a drink in your hand.

1224
00:54:41.538 --> 00:54:43.497
You got drunk and
never called me again.

1225
00:54:43.540 --> 00:54:45.368
But you've seen sides
that nobody else knows.

1226
00:54:45.412 --> 00:54:47.414
Y'all better get in here
if y'all want to eat.

1227
00:54:56.031 --> 00:54:56.553
Got it?

1228
00:54:56.597 --> 00:54:58.250
Got it?

1229
00:54:58.294 --> 00:54:58.860
Yeah.

1230
00:54:58.903 --> 00:54:59.426
Hey!

1231
00:55:02.777 --> 00:55:04.300
Hey, hey!

1232
00:55:09.827 --> 00:55:10.350
Money!

1233
00:55:13.048 --> 00:55:15.180
Stop playing, bad boy.

1234
00:55:17.661 --> 00:55:20.403
-to come home again.

1235
00:55:20.447 --> 00:55:22.536
Can we bring the love back?

1236
00:55:22.579 --> 00:55:25.974
I know that it's
been way too long.

1237
00:55:26.017 --> 00:55:27.932
You always been home to me.

1238
00:55:27.976 --> 00:55:28.933
Always home.

1239
00:55:38.334 --> 00:55:40.031
You should really
peep Melissa's skate.

1240
00:55:40.075 --> 00:55:41.206
Girl got skills.

1241
00:55:41.250 --> 00:55:42.643
Wow.

1242
00:55:42.686 --> 00:55:44.079
I didn't even know she
knew where outside was.

1243
00:55:44.122 --> 00:55:45.820
Yeah, well, I guess
I'm a good influence.

1244
00:55:45.863 --> 00:55:46.864
OK.

1245
00:55:46.908 --> 00:55:48.649
Team Crandell up in this bitch.

1246
00:55:48.692 --> 00:55:51.173
Did you sign Zack up for soccer?

1247
00:55:51.216 --> 00:55:52.130
Not yet.

1248
00:55:52.174 --> 00:55:53.828
Kenny, it's due tomorrow.

1249
00:55:53.871 --> 00:55:55.612
What, 24 hours ain't enough time
to fill out the application?

1250
00:55:55.656 --> 00:55:56.396
Just do it.

1251
00:55:56.439 --> 00:55:57.614
You do it.

1252
00:55:57.658 --> 00:55:58.920
Damn, can't even
have one good moment

1253
00:55:58.963 --> 00:56:00.530
without you going all
"Real Housewives."

1254
00:56:00.574 --> 00:56:01.836
Well, you're at home all day.

1255
00:56:01.879 --> 00:56:03.228
That makes you the
housewife while I'm here

1256
00:56:03.272 --> 00:56:04.534
earning money to feed your ass.

1257
00:56:04.578 --> 00:56:05.535
Martyr.

1258
00:56:05.579 --> 00:56:07.450
Douche.

1259
00:56:07.494 --> 00:56:08.451
Relax, people.

1260
00:56:08.495 --> 00:56:09.974
This is not insurmountable.

1261
00:56:10.018 --> 00:56:11.585
We're going to mobilize
the influencers

1262
00:56:11.628 --> 00:56:13.587
and get them back in the
product placement game.

1263
00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:15.458
Tanya, get me Marvin from BET.

1264
00:56:15.502 --> 00:56:17.068
I'm right on top of that, Rose.

1265
00:56:20.550 --> 00:56:23.945
Another quarter,
another downtick in sales.

1266
00:56:23.988 --> 00:56:26.295
Of course, the board
is losing their mind.

1267
00:56:26.338 --> 00:56:27.731
Mama needs her medicine.

1268
00:56:27.775 --> 00:56:30.473
Happy Hour?

1269
00:56:30.517 --> 00:56:33.041
I don't know what this job
will ruin first-- brain, soul,

1270
00:56:33.084 --> 00:56:34.346
or liver.

1271
00:56:34.390 --> 00:56:36.392
Oh, and fabulous job
on the QED report.

1272
00:56:36.436 --> 00:56:36.958
Thanks, Rose.

1273
00:56:46.402 --> 00:56:47.534
What can I get you ladies?

1274
00:56:50.493 --> 00:56:53.235
I will have the Long
Island iced tea--

1275
00:56:53.278 --> 00:57:00.503
rocks, with a twist, and a
spritz, Amaretto sidecar.

1276
00:57:00.547 --> 00:57:01.504
Awful.

1277
00:57:01.548 --> 00:57:03.201
They have the best
Manhattans in town.

1278
00:57:03.245 --> 00:57:03.724
Two please.

1279
00:57:10.252 --> 00:57:11.775
I don't get it.

1280
00:57:11.819 --> 00:57:14.169
I don't see a bunch of
naked girls walking around.

1281
00:57:14.212 --> 00:57:15.736
Why aren't they
wearing our clothes?

1282
00:57:20.262 --> 00:57:21.785
Go ahead.

1283
00:57:21.829 --> 00:57:24.092
Well, maybe we're
not wowing them.

1284
00:57:24.135 --> 00:57:25.659
The girls who wore
Libra at my school

1285
00:57:25.702 --> 00:57:29.227
were still kind of
finding their style.

1286
00:57:29.271 --> 00:57:31.142
Libra's clothing are
things that their parents

1287
00:57:31.186 --> 00:57:33.580
wanted them to wear and not
things that they were actually

1288
00:57:33.623 --> 00:57:35.625
excited about wearing.

1289
00:57:35.669 --> 00:57:38.759
Well, don't forget high
school for you was ages ago.

1290
00:57:38.802 --> 00:57:42.502
And your resume, I mean,
as impressive as it is,

1291
00:57:42.545 --> 00:57:44.504
didn't include
adolescent psychology.

1292
00:57:44.547 --> 00:57:46.636
So why don't we leave the
opining to the experts?

1293
00:57:51.728 --> 00:57:52.729
I'm sorry.

1294
00:57:52.773 --> 00:57:55.471
This business is just
changing so fast.

1295
00:57:55.515 --> 00:57:57.255
My entire life, you
went to the mall

1296
00:57:57.299 --> 00:57:59.170
and got clothes from
stores like Libra.

1297
00:57:59.214 --> 00:58:01.433
Now I'm reading articles
titled, "How Fast Fashion is

1298
00:58:01.477 --> 00:58:02.826
Terrorizing the Environment."

1299
00:58:02.870 --> 00:58:05.699
Yeah, my friends-- their kids--

1300
00:58:05.742 --> 00:58:09.354
my friends' kids really pay
attention to that stuff.

1301
00:58:09.398 --> 00:58:12.923
I follow Emma Watson and she
only wears sustainable clothes.

1302
00:58:12.967 --> 00:58:15.578
Unfortunately, revamping
our manufacturing

1303
00:58:15.622 --> 00:58:17.711
would be like turning
around an oil tanker.

1304
00:58:17.754 --> 00:58:21.236
And, if I can be honest,
I'm just a little on edge

1305
00:58:21.279 --> 00:58:23.673
because Gus had
mentioned that he

1306
00:58:23.717 --> 00:58:27.634
might be ready to take
things to the next level.

1307
00:58:27.677 --> 00:58:29.679
Marriage?

1308
00:58:29.723 --> 00:58:31.463
Honey, please, no.

1309
00:58:31.507 --> 00:58:32.813
Moving in.

1310
00:58:32.856 --> 00:58:33.944
You have to foster a
puppy before you can

1311
00:58:33.988 --> 00:58:35.642
tell if it's your forever pet.

1312
00:58:35.685 --> 00:58:37.774
Hell, I just got him
to agree to monogamy.

1313
00:58:37.818 --> 00:58:39.863
Don't think that wasn't
a Herculean task.

1314
00:58:39.907 --> 00:58:42.518
Anyway, I'm just waiting
for him to bring it up

1315
00:58:42.562 --> 00:58:43.824
to me while our clothes are on.

1316
00:58:43.867 --> 00:58:45.477
You know men only
think emotionally when

1317
00:58:45.521 --> 00:58:46.827
they're laying in the wet spot.

1318
00:58:46.870 --> 00:58:48.829
Disgusting.

1319
00:58:48.872 --> 00:58:52.702
Men are like that, disgusting.

1320
00:58:52.746 --> 00:58:53.790
This is good.

1321
00:58:53.834 --> 00:58:54.704
Yeah.

1322
00:58:54.748 --> 00:58:55.792
It's good.

1323
00:58:55.836 --> 00:58:57.446
So good.

1324
00:58:57.489 --> 00:58:59.883
It's delicious.

1325
00:59:12.461 --> 00:59:12.679
Kenny!

1326
00:59:17.901 --> 00:59:18.859
Is this anyone?

1327
00:59:18.902 --> 00:59:19.076
Five.

1328
00:59:19.120 --> 00:59:19.773
OK.

1329
00:59:19.816 --> 00:59:21.731
Five, you say?

1330
00:59:21.775 --> 00:59:23.864
How did this happen?

1331
00:59:23.907 --> 00:59:24.908
So you got a black card.

1332
00:59:24.952 --> 00:59:26.388
I wish.

1333
00:59:26.431 --> 00:59:27.781
It's for office
expenses and stuff.

1334
00:59:27.824 --> 00:59:29.696
But I'll pay it right back.

1335
00:59:29.739 --> 00:59:30.871
All right, don't look at me.

1336
00:59:30.914 --> 00:59:33.569
I don't even game like that.

1337
00:59:33.613 --> 00:59:35.658
Things were getting
tense with the girlfriend

1338
00:59:35.702 --> 00:59:36.833
and the boyfriend.

1339
00:59:36.877 --> 00:59:40.707
I needed offline games.

1340
00:59:40.750 --> 00:59:41.708
I'm sorry.

1341
00:59:41.751 --> 00:59:43.710
But I also got something.

1342
00:59:43.753 --> 00:59:47.714
I'm feeling guilty, but
also really satisfied.

1343
00:59:47.757 --> 00:59:48.976
OK, so I did the--

1344
00:59:50.717 --> 00:59:52.022
Oh, I have another ace.

1345
00:59:52.066 --> 00:59:53.545
I have-- I have the three.

1346
00:59:56.113 --> 00:59:56.984
Oh, my god.

1347
00:59:57.027 --> 00:59:57.811
Zack!

1348
01:00:02.816 --> 01:00:04.513
You didn't want
the crows inside,

1349
01:00:04.556 --> 01:00:06.646
so I got a place for
us to hang out here.

1350
01:00:06.689 --> 01:00:08.604
I was being respectful.

1351
01:00:08.648 --> 01:00:09.866
Kenny got something too.

1352
01:00:12.869 --> 01:00:13.957
How much did all this cost?

1353
01:00:14.001 --> 01:00:16.699
$9,268.

1354
01:00:16.743 --> 01:00:18.788
You spent all that?

1355
01:00:18.832 --> 01:00:23.750
If you count all the Whole
Foods receipts, It's $12,678.

1356
01:00:23.793 --> 01:00:24.881
But you're getting $60,000.

1357
01:00:24.925 --> 01:00:26.709
This is way less.

1358
01:00:26.753 --> 01:00:28.015
That is not how it works.

1359
01:00:28.058 --> 01:00:29.799
How could you do this to me?

1360
01:00:29.843 --> 01:00:32.628
All I've done all summer is
work to take care of you guys

1361
01:00:32.672 --> 01:00:34.674
to do mama solid and
now I'm going to jail.

1362
01:00:38.852 --> 01:00:39.853
Doubtful.

1363
01:00:39.896 --> 01:00:40.984
Kids get a slap on the wrist.

1364
01:00:41.028 --> 01:00:43.900
Need I remind you, Black?

1365
01:00:43.944 --> 01:00:46.773
I always forget
to factor that in.

1366
01:00:46.816 --> 01:00:47.991
OK.

1367
01:00:48.035 --> 01:00:49.601
Sorry.

1368
01:00:49.645 --> 01:00:54.694
OK, I need you to
understand, Bee Taqueria

1369
01:00:54.737 --> 01:00:56.826
makes the best
tacos in LA, which

1370
01:00:56.870 --> 01:00:58.741
is a town full of dope tacos.

1371
01:00:58.785 --> 01:01:00.961
So you will be ruined for life.

1372
01:01:05.052 --> 01:01:05.705
Everything OK?

1373
01:01:05.748 --> 01:01:07.576
Yeah, I'm sorry.

1374
01:01:07.619 --> 01:01:11.101
I'm just-- I've
a lot of my mind.

1375
01:01:11.145 --> 01:01:14.801
So, you know, one of the
benefits of dating someone

1376
01:01:14.844 --> 01:01:17.891
is that you have someone you can
share those mind things with.

1377
01:01:17.934 --> 01:01:18.805
Just saying.

1378
01:01:18.848 --> 01:01:19.066
Thanks.

1379
01:01:19.109 --> 01:01:19.849
Yeah.

1380
01:01:23.897 --> 01:01:26.029
My mom taught me never
tell a woman to smile.

1381
01:01:26.073 --> 01:01:27.596
So I won't do that.

1382
01:01:27.639 --> 01:01:30.164
I will just remind you, I
have two functioning ears,

1383
01:01:30.207 --> 01:01:32.775
two very supportive
shoulders for crying on,

1384
01:01:32.819 --> 01:01:34.995
and one really great penis.

1385
01:01:38.825 --> 01:01:39.651
You're an idiot.

1386
01:01:46.658 --> 01:01:47.050
Whoa.

1387
01:01:47.094 --> 01:01:47.834
Right?

1388
01:01:47.877 --> 01:01:48.095
Wait.

1389
01:01:48.138 --> 01:01:48.922
Right?

1390
01:01:48.965 --> 01:01:49.183
Wait.

1391
01:01:52.142 --> 01:01:53.100
That's really good.

1392
01:02:03.371 --> 01:02:03.937
Gus?

1393
01:02:08.028 --> 01:02:08.376
Tanya?

1394
01:02:08.419 --> 01:02:11.074
Who is this?

1395
01:02:11.118 --> 01:02:11.945
It's Rose.

1396
01:02:14.469 --> 01:02:15.862
You look great.

1397
01:02:15.905 --> 01:02:17.820
Who is that?

1398
01:02:17.864 --> 01:02:19.343
How's your night going?

1399
01:02:19.387 --> 01:02:23.173
So Rose and I are in
an open relationship.

1400
01:02:23.217 --> 01:02:24.914
It's still taboo to her.

1401
01:02:24.958 --> 01:02:26.873
It might be a generational
thing, I'm not sure.

1402
01:02:26.916 --> 01:02:29.005
Funny, because she just told
me that you guys agreed,

1403
01:02:29.049 --> 01:02:30.920
in the wet spot,
to be monogamous.

1404
01:02:30.964 --> 01:02:35.011
And yet I just saw you
eating that woman's head.

1405
01:02:35.055 --> 01:02:39.973
We are in an improv class
and we were just rehearsing.

1406
01:02:40.016 --> 01:02:41.452
Well, if you're in
an improv class,

1407
01:02:41.496 --> 01:02:43.063
then why are you rehearsing?

1408
01:02:48.982 --> 01:02:50.157
Tanya, I will pay you.

1409
01:02:50.200 --> 01:02:51.854
You want to explain
what that was?

1410
01:02:51.898 --> 01:02:53.073
I will pay you any
amount of money.

1411
01:02:53.116 --> 01:02:54.944
It's not my place.

1412
01:02:54.988 --> 01:02:56.424
You got to admit, that
was a little weird.

1413
01:02:56.467 --> 01:03:00.384
Didn't your mama also
tell you that no means no?

1414
01:03:00.428 --> 01:03:03.039
In a different context.

1415
01:03:03.083 --> 01:03:06.042
But I guess that works here too.

1416
01:03:21.971 --> 01:03:23.886
Hey, Rose.

1417
01:03:23.930 --> 01:03:25.061
We have a problem.

1418
01:03:25.105 --> 01:03:27.107
What is it, honey?

1419
01:03:27.150 --> 01:03:31.938
OMG, this Gus is
a certified freak.

1420
01:03:31.981 --> 01:03:35.028
OK, well, then we
have two problems.

1421
01:03:35.071 --> 01:03:37.073
Lay it on me.

1422
01:03:37.117 --> 01:03:38.205
Oh, shit.

1423
01:03:38.248 --> 01:03:39.989
Before I forget, I need
the latest QED report.

1424
01:03:40.033 --> 01:03:42.035
The board moved up our
meeting, so I need it now.

1425
01:03:42.078 --> 01:03:43.950
I--

1426
01:03:43.993 --> 01:03:45.168
Check your Dropbox, Rose.

1427
01:03:48.041 --> 01:03:49.433
Dropbox?

1428
01:03:49.477 --> 01:03:53.481
Wait, why does Caroline--

1429
01:03:53.524 --> 01:03:55.048
I have so many questions.

1430
01:03:55.091 --> 01:03:57.267
I've been doing the QED
reports for you girl here,

1431
01:03:57.311 --> 01:04:00.357
and I just thought it was crazy
that we still do them on paper,

1432
01:04:00.401 --> 01:04:02.185
so I digitized them.

1433
01:04:06.015 --> 01:04:08.017
Great work, Tanya.

1434
01:04:08.061 --> 01:04:11.412
Delegating responsibility and
innovating at the same time.

1435
01:04:11.455 --> 01:04:12.674
Here for it.

1436
01:04:12.717 --> 01:04:13.936
Hey, yeah, that was me.

1437
01:04:13.980 --> 01:04:16.330
And excellent
managerial instincts.

1438
01:04:16.373 --> 01:04:18.288
Who knew Caroline
even had that skill?

1439
01:04:18.332 --> 01:04:22.162
No tea, no shade, no lemonade.

1440
01:04:22.205 --> 01:04:24.164
Oh, here it is.

1441
01:04:24.207 --> 01:04:25.295
All right, ladies.

1442
01:04:25.339 --> 01:04:27.689
Time to give the board
the old razzle dazzle.

1443
01:04:27.732 --> 01:04:30.039
Or should I say Rose-l dazzle?

1444
01:04:33.347 --> 01:04:34.130
Woo!

1445
01:04:38.352 --> 01:04:39.440
You're going to get yours.

1446
01:05:09.774 --> 01:05:10.862
Are you hate-scrolling her?

1447
01:05:10.906 --> 01:05:12.125
No, no.

1448
01:05:12.168 --> 01:05:15.128
I just thought we
had mutual friends.

1449
01:05:15.171 --> 01:05:16.085
Oh.

1450
01:05:16.129 --> 01:05:16.825
Sure.

1451
01:05:16.868 --> 01:05:18.435
She sold me out.

1452
01:05:18.479 --> 01:05:20.785
I tried your olive branch
and she shoved it up my ass.

1453
01:05:20.829 --> 01:05:22.439
Let's actually
drop that metaphor.

1454
01:05:22.483 --> 01:05:25.660
OK, I did QED reports for her
and she took all the credit.

1455
01:05:25.703 --> 01:05:28.880
What, so you're
leaving mean comments?

1456
01:05:28.924 --> 01:05:29.838
Are you about to?

1457
01:05:33.320 --> 01:05:35.452
It just doesn't make sense--

1458
01:05:35.496 --> 01:05:37.280
the resume, the socials.

1459
01:05:37.324 --> 01:05:40.501
There's nothing negative, no
slutty Halloween costumes,

1460
01:05:40.544 --> 01:05:43.243
no transphobic retweets.

1461
01:05:43.286 --> 01:05:47.595
It's like they built this Jack
and Jill Barbie out of a lab.

1462
01:05:47.638 --> 01:05:48.509
You need a hobby.

1463
01:06:02.349 --> 01:06:03.611
What in the Black ass hell?

1464
01:06:19.540 --> 01:06:21.933
-you ain't paying, ain't got
no bands, so we can't talk.

1465
01:06:21.977 --> 01:06:23.674
I'm with my friends,
these hoes mad, we--

1466
01:06:26.721 --> 01:06:27.591
Yo, Ken!

1467
01:06:32.944 --> 01:06:35.686
Our video got 10 million views.

1468
01:06:35.730 --> 01:06:37.210
That's a million, dickhead.

1469
01:06:37.253 --> 01:06:38.515
Oh.

1470
01:06:38.559 --> 01:06:39.603
It's these damn brownies.

1471
01:06:39.647 --> 01:06:40.909
I'm high as hell.

1472
01:06:40.952 --> 01:06:42.780
Ooh, don't take more than one.

1473
01:06:42.824 --> 01:06:44.130
Those things will get you.

1474
01:07:01.277 --> 01:07:02.148
You trying to electrocute folks?

1475
01:07:02.191 --> 01:07:02.713
What's up?

1476
01:07:02.757 --> 01:07:03.975
Shut up.

1477
01:07:04.019 --> 01:07:05.629
All speakers are
waterproof these days.

1478
01:07:05.673 --> 01:07:06.935
Everyone out now.

1479
01:07:06.978 --> 01:07:09.329
I got electrocuted
once fixing my fan.

1480
01:07:09.372 --> 01:07:10.330
Felt pretty cool.

1481
01:07:10.373 --> 01:07:12.027
Now!

1482
01:07:12.071 --> 01:07:13.246
You're just walking around
in your underwear, no bathing

1483
01:07:13.289 --> 01:07:14.421
suit?

1484
01:07:14.464 --> 01:07:15.900
Hurry up.

1485
01:07:15.944 --> 01:07:18.729
I want you all out of my
sight in five minutes.

1486
01:07:18.773 --> 01:07:20.122
Yo, Ken, your mom's a bitch.

1487
01:07:20.166 --> 01:07:21.471
Who's trying to get cut?

1488
01:07:21.515 --> 01:07:23.778
Say that again if you
feel like bleeding.

1489
01:07:23.821 --> 01:07:24.953
Oh, my god.

1490
01:07:24.996 --> 01:07:26.476
What the hell is wrong with you?

1491
01:07:26.520 --> 01:07:27.695
What's wrong with you?

1492
01:07:27.738 --> 01:07:29.305
You think your naked
friends drinking

1493
01:07:29.349 --> 01:07:31.264
and smoking is good for our
brother and sister to see?

1494
01:07:31.307 --> 01:07:32.439
What am I supposed to do?

1495
01:07:32.482 --> 01:07:34.136
I'm stuck here all
day, all night.

1496
01:07:34.180 --> 01:07:35.355
Don't start with that again.

1497
01:07:35.398 --> 01:07:36.704
So you made a few sandwiches?

1498
01:07:36.747 --> 01:07:38.184
Big deal.

1499
01:07:38.227 --> 01:07:39.794
My god, you're such a dude.

1500
01:07:39.837 --> 01:07:41.535
You do one thing
to help out and you

1501
01:07:41.578 --> 01:07:43.058
want a statue in your honor.

1502
01:07:43.102 --> 01:07:44.625
Some of us are out here working.

1503
01:07:44.668 --> 01:07:46.192
You don't start with
that, because while you're

1504
01:07:46.235 --> 01:07:47.715
out there hanging out
with your coworkers

1505
01:07:47.758 --> 01:07:49.238
and going on little
dates, I'm here

1506
01:07:49.282 --> 01:07:51.066
taking care of everything else.

1507
01:07:51.110 --> 01:07:52.502
You know the shit
that I do is just

1508
01:07:52.546 --> 01:07:54.548
as important as
that last desk job,

1509
01:07:54.591 --> 01:07:57.464
or did you forget I
canceled my summer too?

1510
01:07:57.507 --> 01:07:58.639
Team Crandell my ass.

1511
01:07:58.682 --> 01:08:01.685
You stole from me,
from my company,

1512
01:08:01.729 --> 01:08:02.947
and you call that teamwork?

1513
01:08:02.991 --> 01:08:04.862
And you're having
parties without me?

1514
01:08:04.906 --> 01:08:06.690
You don't think that I
want to have fun too?

1515
01:08:06.734 --> 01:08:10.041
And-- And apparently,
one of your hoes

1516
01:08:10.085 --> 01:08:12.043
doesn't understand
everybody out.

1517
01:08:12.087 --> 01:08:16.309
I tried to leave, but
you're blocking me in.

1518
01:08:16.352 --> 01:08:18.833
And I'm not a hoe, I'm a virgin.

1519
01:08:18.876 --> 01:08:20.443
Kenny and I skate together.

1520
01:08:20.487 --> 01:08:24.578
So if you're going to slut
shame, shame an actual slut.

1521
01:08:24.621 --> 01:08:25.274
I'm sorry.

1522
01:08:25.318 --> 01:08:26.536
Hey, guys.

1523
01:08:26.580 --> 01:08:29.278
How good is Melissa
at skateboarding?

1524
01:08:29.322 --> 01:08:30.584
What?

1525
01:08:30.627 --> 01:08:33.239
I didn't know she
likes brownies so much.

1526
01:08:33.282 --> 01:08:34.762
Brownie?

1527
01:08:34.805 --> 01:08:35.328
Brownies?

1528
01:08:36.067 --> 01:08:39.114
Oh, Melissa!

1529
01:08:39.158 --> 01:08:39.941
You OK?

1530
01:08:41.595 --> 01:08:44.075
This is why I can't wait
to go off to college.

1531
01:08:44.119 --> 01:08:46.643
Please, we're not that bad.

1532
01:08:46.687 --> 01:08:48.993
Didn't your boy Ethan's
brother stab somebody?

1533
01:08:49.037 --> 01:08:49.864
Allegedly.

1534
01:08:53.781 --> 01:08:55.870
With mom by herself, guess
who became the second parent?

1535
01:08:55.913 --> 01:08:57.567
I never get thanked
for it, either.

1536
01:08:57.611 --> 01:09:00.048
It's just assumed
that that's my job.

1537
01:09:00.091 --> 01:09:02.006
This summer was supposed
to be my first break.

1538
01:09:04.705 --> 01:09:06.924
You never tell me
it was like that.

1539
01:09:06.968 --> 01:09:08.970
Well, I can't talk
to you anymore.

1540
01:09:09.013 --> 01:09:10.406
What is that supposed to mean?

1541
01:09:13.496 --> 01:09:16.369
I get what you're trying to
prove with the new clothes

1542
01:09:16.412 --> 01:09:18.022
and the grill and the accents--

1543
01:09:18.066 --> 01:09:19.023
I'm not frightened, see?

1544
01:09:19.067 --> 01:09:20.634
OK, this is me.

1545
01:09:20.677 --> 01:09:23.202
Dad made me go all preppy
because it was safer, a.k.a.

1546
01:09:23.245 --> 01:09:25.116
less scary to white folks.

1547
01:09:25.160 --> 01:09:28.598
Look, I miss the hell out of my
dad, but ever since dad died,

1548
01:09:28.642 --> 01:09:29.991
I feel like I can be myself.

1549
01:09:30.034 --> 01:09:32.341
I don't care how you
talk or how you dress.

1550
01:09:32.385 --> 01:09:34.952
You just went from collecting
awards and trophies

1551
01:09:34.996 --> 01:09:37.346
to smoking weed and skating.

1552
01:09:37.390 --> 01:09:38.956
And you don't have
to do what you did,

1553
01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:40.393
you just have to do something.

1554
01:09:40.436 --> 01:09:41.916
I am doing something.

1555
01:09:41.959 --> 01:09:43.874
Those skate videos I
make with Rock and Jason

1556
01:09:43.918 --> 01:09:45.267
get hella views--

1557
01:09:45.311 --> 01:09:47.922
more than any other
Black skater out there.

1558
01:09:47.965 --> 01:09:51.491
And we're close to
getting monetized.

1559
01:09:51.534 --> 01:09:54.015
Really?

1560
01:09:54.058 --> 01:09:55.756
Wow.

1561
01:09:55.799 --> 01:09:59.063
Over half a million followers,
my sister not even one of them.

1562
01:09:59.107 --> 01:10:00.891
Look, I might not
be going to Howard,

1563
01:10:00.935 --> 01:10:03.242
but at least I got my thing.

1564
01:10:03.285 --> 01:10:04.808
You ain't know that.

1565
01:10:04.852 --> 01:10:06.506
You don't even know
what Melissa can do.

1566
01:10:09.639 --> 01:10:11.337
Maybe if you knew us
a little bit better,

1567
01:10:11.380 --> 01:10:12.860
we wouldn't feel
like such a burden.

1568
01:10:15.558 --> 01:10:16.559
Good news.

1569
01:10:16.603 --> 01:10:18.213
Melissa will be fine.

1570
01:10:18.257 --> 01:10:19.388
You got lucky.

1571
01:10:19.432 --> 01:10:21.216
It could have been
a lot worse, OK?

1572
01:10:21.260 --> 01:10:24.219
Just a dislocated shoulder
and an elbow strain.

1573
01:10:24.263 --> 01:10:25.786
And she'll sleep
off the marijuana.

1574
01:10:25.829 --> 01:10:27.396
Just keep an eye on her tonight.

1575
01:10:27.440 --> 01:10:29.137
Normally, I'd have
to report this,

1576
01:10:29.180 --> 01:10:31.444
but the last thing I want to do
is get you all in the system.

1577
01:10:31.487 --> 01:10:33.402
I had a single mom, too.

1578
01:10:33.446 --> 01:10:35.361
But we weren't living like this.

1579
01:10:35.404 --> 01:10:36.536
Hang in there, girl.

1580
01:10:36.579 --> 01:10:38.364
And tighten up.

1581
01:10:38.407 --> 01:10:38.929
The tightest.

1582
01:10:45.371 --> 01:10:47.024
Tanya.

1583
01:10:47.068 --> 01:10:49.462
Why do you look so weathered?

1584
01:10:53.161 --> 01:10:54.118
Oh, I'm sorry.

1585
01:10:54.162 --> 01:10:55.555
I was up all night.

1586
01:10:55.598 --> 01:10:58.035
My sister-- daughter
ate something

1587
01:10:58.079 --> 01:10:59.472
that didn't agree with her.

1588
01:10:59.515 --> 01:11:01.952
That is why I'm staunchly
anti-procreation.

1589
01:11:01.996 --> 01:11:03.432
Mainline some coffee, girlie.

1590
01:11:03.476 --> 01:11:05.042
We got some work to do.

1591
01:11:05.086 --> 01:11:05.304
Woo!

1592
01:11:42.166 --> 01:11:46.736
Watch the
sunrise along the Coast

1593
01:11:46.780 --> 01:11:51.393
as we're both getting up.

1594
01:11:51.437 --> 01:11:57.312
I can't describe
what I'm feeling.

1595
01:11:57.356 --> 01:12:01.577
And all I know is
we're going home.

1596
01:12:01.621 --> 01:12:03.144
Is this for me?

1597
01:12:03.187 --> 01:12:05.146
Oh, yeah, we left
it open for Elijah.

1598
01:12:05.189 --> 01:12:06.495
The hell you think?

1599
01:12:06.539 --> 01:12:08.454
Kenny figured since you
couldn't go to Spain,

1600
01:12:08.497 --> 01:12:10.238
we'd bring Spain to you.

1601
01:12:10.281 --> 01:12:12.893
But his toxic masculinity
won't let him say it.

1602
01:12:12.936 --> 01:12:15.243
Kenny, this is dope.

1603
01:12:15.286 --> 01:12:17.550
You know, Kenny's always
had tons of potential.

1604
01:12:17.593 --> 01:12:19.943
He just needed the
freedom to explore it.

1605
01:12:19.987 --> 01:12:22.555
She's been like this all day.

1606
01:12:22.598 --> 01:12:24.470
I can't tell if
I like it or not.

1607
01:12:24.513 --> 01:12:25.993
Ever since my overdose--

1608
01:12:26.036 --> 01:12:27.516
Let's never say that again.

1609
01:12:27.560 --> 01:12:29.126
-everything is so much clearer.

1610
01:12:29.170 --> 01:12:30.519
I think I liked
all that dark stuff

1611
01:12:30.563 --> 01:12:32.391
because I was scared of death.

1612
01:12:32.434 --> 01:12:33.957
That fear is gone.

1613
01:12:34.001 --> 01:12:39.441
All I see now is light,
hope, possibility.

1614
01:12:39.485 --> 01:12:40.703
Seriously, Kenny?

1615
01:12:40.747 --> 01:12:43.619
How did you do all of this?

1616
01:12:43.663 --> 01:12:47.928
It's an online cooking
channel called On TV.

1617
01:12:47.971 --> 01:12:51.540
Personally, I would have named
it "People of Color-nary,"

1618
01:12:51.584 --> 01:12:55.326
or "Kachigga Niggas" or just
"niggas in the Kitchen."

1619
01:12:55.370 --> 01:12:56.066
Fine.

1620
01:12:56.110 --> 01:12:56.806
That works too.

1621
01:13:11.560 --> 01:13:12.953
We're screwed.

1622
01:13:12.996 --> 01:13:14.563
Wait, what?

1623
01:13:14.607 --> 01:13:16.391
The manufacturers are
protesting working conditions.

1624
01:13:16.435 --> 01:13:18.654
It turned into a riot, and
they burned down the factory.

1625
01:13:18.698 --> 01:13:22.745
Our entire winter line is
a giant cloud of smoke.

1626
01:13:22.789 --> 01:13:23.485
Well, what can we do?

1627
01:13:23.529 --> 01:13:25.182
Can we get the manufacturers--

1628
01:13:25.226 --> 01:13:27.010
We're already on thin
ice, and now the board

1629
01:13:27.054 --> 01:13:28.664
doesn't want to throw
good money after bad.

1630
01:13:28.708 --> 01:13:30.753
They're shutting us down.

1631
01:13:30.797 --> 01:13:31.537
What?

1632
01:13:31.580 --> 01:13:33.364
Rose, no.

1633
01:13:33.408 --> 01:13:34.583
I need this job.

1634
01:13:34.627 --> 01:13:36.977
I don't have the
booty for OnlyFans.

1635
01:13:37.020 --> 01:13:38.457
Don't worry, Tanya.

1636
01:13:38.500 --> 01:13:40.241
You've got a nice, storied
career ahead of you.

1637
01:13:40.284 --> 01:13:42.548
And I'll put in a good word
for you, wherever you want,

1638
01:13:42.591 --> 01:13:43.984
if my name means anything.

1639
01:13:44.027 --> 01:13:45.333
Go home for the day.

1640
01:13:45.376 --> 01:13:47.770
I was saving this bottle
for a celebration,

1641
01:13:47.814 --> 01:13:51.165
but I guess the start of
the next chapter of my life

1642
01:13:51.208 --> 01:13:53.341
is something to celebrate.

1643
01:13:53.384 --> 01:13:54.560
Hey, babe.

1644
01:13:54.603 --> 01:13:56.649
I have an update on that fire.

1645
01:13:56.692 --> 01:13:57.606
It's still going.

1646
01:14:09.618 --> 01:14:12.186
This is exactly what
I've been looking for.

1647
01:14:12.229 --> 01:14:13.666
Sick.

1648
01:14:13.709 --> 01:14:15.755
You are going to slay
Coachella next year.

1649
01:14:15.798 --> 01:14:17.757
And if Cream doesn't
jump your bones,

1650
01:14:17.800 --> 01:14:20.542
we'll bury him in the desert.

1651
01:14:20.586 --> 01:14:22.152
Sorry to interrupt.

1652
01:14:22.196 --> 01:14:24.503
This would just be
really cute with that.

1653
01:14:24.546 --> 01:14:25.547
A necklace or--

1654
01:14:25.591 --> 01:14:27.636
Belt.

1655
01:14:27.680 --> 01:14:29.203
Love.

1656
01:14:29.246 --> 01:14:30.509
You work here?

1657
01:14:30.552 --> 01:14:33.599
No, I'm just doing
some retail therapy.

1658
01:14:33.642 --> 01:14:34.687
Thank you so much, ma'am.

1659
01:14:38.212 --> 01:14:38.734
"Ma'am?"

1660
01:14:53.706 --> 01:14:54.620
Rose!

1661
01:14:54.663 --> 01:14:56.317
Hey, Tanya.

1662
01:14:56.360 --> 01:14:57.797
Call up the board and tell them
they can't shut us down yet.

1663
01:14:57.840 --> 01:14:59.842
I have something big, and I just
need the night to work on it.

1664
01:14:59.886 --> 01:15:03.280
Why the fuck not?

1665
01:15:15.902 --> 01:15:17.730
Hey.

1666
01:15:17.773 --> 01:15:18.774
What are you doing here?

1667
01:15:27.870 --> 01:15:30.438
I thought that was next Friday.

1668
01:15:30.481 --> 01:15:32.440
I texted you yesterday.

1669
01:15:32.483 --> 01:15:33.876
I called you tonight.

1670
01:15:33.920 --> 01:15:35.704
Work went to shit and I
had to stay late again.

1671
01:15:35.748 --> 01:15:38.881
Yeah, your top-secret job.

1672
01:15:38.925 --> 01:15:40.840
I've been sitting here,
listening to the family

1673
01:15:40.883 --> 01:15:42.363
that you just won't
introduce me to.

1674
01:15:46.715 --> 01:15:50.937
Part of dating is actually
getting to know each other.

1675
01:15:50.980 --> 01:15:54.462
And another part is
respecting people's privacy.

1676
01:15:54.505 --> 01:15:56.899
I wouldn't have to dig if you
weren't being so secretive.

1677
01:15:56.943 --> 01:15:57.639
Well, I would tell
you more if you

1678
01:15:57.683 --> 01:15:58.988
didn't want to know so much.

1679
01:15:59.032 --> 01:16:00.816
Fine.

1680
01:16:00.860 --> 01:16:02.688
But I asked you to be there
for me, and you weren't.

1681
01:16:02.731 --> 01:16:04.864
Bryan.

1682
01:16:04.907 --> 01:16:06.430
You know I like you.

1683
01:16:06.474 --> 01:16:09.433
Do I?

1684
01:16:09.477 --> 01:16:12.001
I thought we were having fun.

1685
01:16:12.045 --> 01:16:13.481
We're not adults.

1686
01:16:13.524 --> 01:16:16.571
We don't have to
make it all serious.

1687
01:16:16.615 --> 01:16:17.833
Seriously?

1688
01:16:17.877 --> 01:16:19.574
You're going to do me like that.

1689
01:16:19.618 --> 01:16:21.794
I just have so much
responsibility right now,

1690
01:16:21.837 --> 01:16:24.623
I don't have time to be,
like, your wife or something.

1691
01:16:24.666 --> 01:16:24.884
Wow.

1692
01:16:32.761 --> 01:16:37.766
Tanya, you bailed on the
biggest night of my life.

1693
01:16:37.810 --> 01:16:40.508
I thought I could at
least get an apology.

1694
01:16:42.945 --> 01:16:44.860
Bryan, I'm sorry.

1695
01:16:44.904 --> 01:16:46.862
Yeah, nobody wants an
apology they have to ask for.

1696
01:17:05.620 --> 01:17:09.537
Tanya, this is genius.

1697
01:17:09.580 --> 01:17:12.627
I'm only 30% sure
it's going to work.

1698
01:17:12.671 --> 01:17:16.849
But I'm 100% sure we're dead
in the water if we don't try.

1699
01:17:16.892 --> 01:17:18.851
But the board will
never see it like this.

1700
01:17:18.894 --> 01:17:21.941
They have about as much vision
as a mole with cataracts.

1701
01:17:21.984 --> 01:17:23.812
They need to see it on its feet.

1702
01:17:23.856 --> 01:17:26.815
Rent out a space, something
funky, like the ACE hotel,

1703
01:17:26.859 --> 01:17:27.947
or EPLP.

1704
01:17:27.990 --> 01:17:29.949
There should be enough
room on your work card.

1705
01:17:29.992 --> 01:17:31.864
About that.

1706
01:17:31.907 --> 01:17:33.648
Rose, there's something else.

1707
01:17:33.692 --> 01:17:34.170
Keep em coming.

1708
01:17:34.214 --> 01:17:35.084
You're on a roll.

1709
01:17:38.218 --> 01:17:40.873
Let's show them
we got the message

1710
01:17:40.916 --> 01:17:42.918
about throwing good
money after bad.

1711
01:17:42.962 --> 01:17:44.572
We'll have it at my house.

1712
01:17:44.615 --> 01:17:47.575
I have a massive yard and
repurposing a less traditional

1713
01:17:47.618 --> 01:17:50.970
space can really drive home
the vibe of the rebrand.

1714
01:17:51.013 --> 01:17:51.971
You're a homeowner?

1715
01:17:52.014 --> 01:17:54.060
At your age?

1716
01:17:54.103 --> 01:17:56.845
I'm a trust fund bitch.

1717
01:17:56.889 --> 01:17:58.107
Ooh.

1718
01:17:58.151 --> 01:17:59.152
All right.

1719
01:17:59.195 --> 01:18:00.806
Listen up, you little arsonists.

1720
01:18:00.849 --> 01:18:02.764
Hello, to you too.

1721
01:18:02.808 --> 01:18:04.592
We got a Team
Crandell code blue.

1722
01:18:04.635 --> 01:18:05.941
We don't have a
color coding system.

1723
01:18:05.985 --> 01:18:07.203
Stay with me.

1724
01:18:07.247 --> 01:18:08.378
We got one chance
to save our asses,

1725
01:18:08.422 --> 01:18:09.771
and you guys are
going to help me,

1726
01:18:09.815 --> 01:18:11.904
or I'm turning us all
in for embezzlement.

1727
01:18:11.947 --> 01:18:13.993
You really trying to feed us
through the prison pipeline.

1728
01:18:14.036 --> 01:18:15.951
Kenny.

1729
01:18:15.995 --> 01:18:17.953
We have to turn this place
into the dopest venue in SoCal

1730
01:18:17.997 --> 01:18:19.825
for a work function
on Saturday night,

1731
01:18:19.868 --> 01:18:23.263
and this is an all
hands on deck situation.

1732
01:18:23.306 --> 01:18:24.786
We do kind of owe her.

1733
01:18:24.830 --> 01:18:25.874
And debts are heavy on the soul.

1734
01:18:29.051 --> 01:18:30.792
I'm not available Saturday.

1735
01:18:30.836 --> 01:18:31.271
I'm just playing.

1736
01:18:31.314 --> 01:18:34.013
Damn!

1737
01:18:34.056 --> 01:18:34.796
All right, come on.

1738
01:18:34.840 --> 01:18:35.841
Let's do this.

1739
01:18:40.280 --> 01:18:42.717
Alexander Wang with
the Helmut Lang, ghetto

1740
01:18:42.761 --> 01:18:44.284
fab so I'm still
eating chicken wings.

1741
01:18:44.327 --> 01:18:46.373
Versatile so I can
keep switching lanes.

1742
01:18:46.416 --> 01:18:47.417
I got plenty Janes.

1743
01:18:47.461 --> 01:18:48.723
I got plenty rings.

1744
01:18:48.767 --> 01:18:50.856
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1745
01:18:52.161 --> 01:18:53.859
Mom usually moves the
couch and vacuums under it.

1746
01:18:53.902 --> 01:18:55.121
Yeah, your mama went loco.

1747
01:18:55.164 --> 01:18:56.949
Beat.

1748
01:18:56.992 --> 01:18:59.038
Ain't nothing to a queen,
you ain't said a thing.

1749
01:18:59.081 --> 01:19:01.214
But Jim Carrey, but
they bite the slang.

1750
01:19:01.257 --> 01:19:03.782
Like to call him necklace
cause he want to hang.

1751
01:19:03.825 --> 01:19:05.174
He was going nuts
so I let him hang.

1752
01:19:05.218 --> 01:19:08.830
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1753
01:19:08.874 --> 01:19:11.137
That's just the way it goes.

1754
01:19:11.180 --> 01:19:12.312
Appreciate you inviting me--

1755
01:19:12.355 --> 01:19:13.008
Hey, bro.

1756
01:19:13.052 --> 01:19:14.836
What you doing?

1757
01:19:14.880 --> 01:19:16.925
Love, love, love.

1758
01:19:16.969 --> 01:19:18.840
Tanya, this is stellar.

1759
01:19:18.884 --> 01:19:19.885
All right, everyone.

1760
01:19:19.928 --> 01:19:21.843
See you back here at 9:00 AM.

1761
01:19:21.887 --> 01:19:23.105
Get some rest.

1762
01:19:23.149 --> 01:19:25.934
We got a big day tomorrow.

1763
01:19:25.978 --> 01:19:27.414
I'm ready to meet your friend.

1764
01:19:27.457 --> 01:19:27.980
Cuh-caw!

1765
01:19:29.242 --> 01:19:29.895
Hey, bud.

1766
01:19:29.938 --> 01:19:31.940
I missed you.

1767
01:19:31.984 --> 01:19:34.856
-yeah, it's great in that she
ghosted me today and went away

1768
01:19:34.900 --> 01:19:37.946
on the--

1769
01:19:37.990 --> 01:19:38.947
Nope, no.

1770
01:19:38.991 --> 01:19:40.427
Hey, give her one more shot.

1771
01:19:40.470 --> 01:19:43.996
If she doesn't see how great
you are, she don't deserve you.

1772
01:19:44.039 --> 01:19:45.171
Period, end of story.

1773
01:19:49.262 --> 01:19:51.481
Can you please mind your
own damn business for once?

1774
01:19:51.525 --> 01:19:53.919
Please.

1775
01:19:53.962 --> 01:19:54.963
Damn.

1776
01:19:55.007 --> 01:19:57.096
Is it the girl from the office?

1777
01:19:57.139 --> 01:19:57.966
Mhm.

1778
01:19:58.010 --> 01:20:01.100
That is how it's done.

1779
01:20:01.143 --> 01:20:02.536
How'd you do that so quickly?

1780
01:20:02.579 --> 01:20:03.580
Canva, sis.

1781
01:20:03.624 --> 01:20:04.886
Could have saved mom's sanity.

1782
01:20:20.597 --> 01:20:23.383
-fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1783
01:20:23.426 --> 01:20:25.341
That's just the way it goes.

1784
01:20:29.041 --> 01:20:32.087
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1785
01:20:32.131 --> 01:20:34.916
That's just the way it goes.

1786
01:20:34.960 --> 01:20:37.571
Yeah.

1787
01:20:37.614 --> 01:20:39.268
Alexander Wang, with
the Helmut Lang.

1788
01:20:39.312 --> 01:20:41.357
Ghetto fab, so I'm still
eating chicken wings.

1789
01:20:41.401 --> 01:20:43.446
Versatile, so I can
keep switching lanes.

1790
01:20:43.490 --> 01:20:44.491
I got plenty Janes.

1791
01:20:44.534 --> 01:20:45.927
I got plenty rings.

1792
01:20:45.971 --> 01:20:46.972
Ain't nothing to a queen.

1793
01:20:47.015 --> 01:20:48.060
You ain't said a thing.

1794
01:20:48.103 --> 01:20:49.975
But that Jim Carrey,
but they bite the slang.

1795
01:20:50.018 --> 01:20:52.064
Like to call him necklace
cause he want to hang.

1796
01:20:52.107 --> 01:20:54.153
He was going nuts
so I let him hang.

1797
01:20:54.196 --> 01:20:57.156
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1798
01:20:57.199 --> 01:20:59.071
That's just the way it goes.

1799
01:21:02.117 --> 01:21:05.207
Fashion shows, fancy clothes.

1800
01:21:05.251 --> 01:21:07.209
That's just the way it goes.

1801
01:21:14.521 --> 01:21:17.132
I'll be honest, I've
never felt cooler.

1802
01:21:17.176 --> 01:21:18.264
And I never felt more at peace.

1803
01:21:18.307 --> 01:21:19.526
Where's Kenny?

1804
01:21:19.569 --> 01:21:20.048
Yo.

1805
01:21:24.531 --> 01:21:26.228
You look perfect, little bro.

1806
01:21:26.272 --> 01:21:28.143
Look at you, all cleaned up.

1807
01:21:28.187 --> 01:21:30.102
What I'm saying.

1808
01:21:30.145 --> 01:21:32.495
Hey, hey, hey.

1809
01:21:32.539 --> 01:21:33.148
All right.

1810
01:21:33.192 --> 01:21:34.062
Last review.

1811
01:21:34.106 --> 01:21:35.150
Let's go.

1812
01:21:35.194 --> 01:21:36.108
Remarkably with local,
wild-caught scallops

1813
01:21:36.151 --> 01:21:36.630
and hickory-smoked bacon.

1814
01:21:36.673 --> 01:21:37.631
OK.

1815
01:21:37.674 --> 01:21:38.110
Mini wagyu beef Wellington.

1816
01:21:38.153 --> 01:21:39.154
OK.

1817
01:21:39.198 --> 01:21:39.981
Mini vegan quiche with spinach.

1818
01:21:40.025 --> 01:21:41.722
Oh.

1819
01:21:41.765 --> 01:21:42.723
Manhattan clam chowder with
Flamin' Hot Cheeto sprinkles.

1820
01:21:42.766 --> 01:21:44.203
And all the food tonight is?

1821
01:21:44.246 --> 01:21:46.031
No nuts, no gluten,
no lawsuitin.

1822
01:21:46.074 --> 01:21:47.510
My dogs.

1823
01:21:50.252 --> 01:21:51.166
Oh, my god.

1824
01:21:51.210 --> 01:21:52.559
Thank you for coming.

1825
01:21:52.602 --> 01:21:54.343
We got you, girl.

1826
01:21:54.387 --> 01:21:55.170
Come on.

1827
01:21:58.217 --> 01:22:00.349
You guys are saving
my life right now.

1828
01:22:00.393 --> 01:22:01.698
It's what we hoes do.

1829
01:22:01.742 --> 01:22:03.048
Yeah, you're never
living that one down.

1830
01:22:03.091 --> 01:22:03.613
Yeah.

1831
01:22:22.110 --> 01:22:23.459
Excuse me.

1832
01:22:23.503 --> 01:22:26.201
Rose?

1833
01:22:26.245 --> 01:22:27.289
What is it, Caroline?

1834
01:22:27.333 --> 01:22:28.247
Something?

1835
01:22:31.424 --> 01:22:33.469
Your girl's a fake.

1836
01:22:33.513 --> 01:22:36.298
You think this rebrand is
going to work behind some kid?

1837
01:22:36.342 --> 01:22:39.823
We need to do something.

1838
01:22:39.867 --> 01:22:40.737
You're right.

1839
01:22:40.781 --> 01:22:41.390
We do.

1840
01:22:44.306 --> 01:22:46.047
I'm writing you up for
filing a false claim

1841
01:22:46.091 --> 01:22:48.354
against a co-worker.

1842
01:22:48.397 --> 01:22:50.051
Get out of your
own way, Caroline.

1843
01:22:50.095 --> 01:22:51.139
But Rose, this--

1844
01:23:03.369 --> 01:23:03.891
Hey, Tanya?

1845
01:23:07.068 --> 01:23:10.332
I was just wondering
if we were still cool.

1846
01:23:10.376 --> 01:23:12.073
Oh, yeah, totally.

1847
01:23:12.117 --> 01:23:14.293
You know, actually, we should
go and grab a beer afterwards.

1848
01:23:14.336 --> 01:23:15.511
OK.

1849
01:23:15.555 --> 01:23:17.078
Gus, you are a
liar and a scumbag.

1850
01:23:17.122 --> 01:23:19.211
Either you tell Rose, or I will.

1851
01:23:19.254 --> 01:23:20.255
Tell Rose what?

1852
01:23:24.042 --> 01:23:27.654
We were just discussing
the decor of the house.

1853
01:23:27.697 --> 01:23:29.482
It's so un Libra.

1854
01:23:29.525 --> 01:23:31.527
Don't touch him, Rose.

1855
01:23:31.571 --> 01:23:33.225
You don't know where he's been.

1856
01:23:33.268 --> 01:23:35.705
Unfortunately, I do.

1857
01:23:35.749 --> 01:23:39.535
Maybe it's the champagne,
but I'm not following.

1858
01:23:39.579 --> 01:23:41.059
I saw him making
out with some lady.

1859
01:23:49.676 --> 01:23:53.593
I'm just not sold on the
whole "monogamy" thing.

1860
01:23:53.636 --> 01:23:55.856
Why are you putting
it in quotation marks?

1861
01:23:55.899 --> 01:23:57.727
It's a very clear concept.

1862
01:23:57.771 --> 01:23:59.207
And I believe I
already told you,

1863
01:23:59.251 --> 01:24:01.688
if you're not into the
whole "monogamy" thing,

1864
01:24:01.731 --> 01:24:06.736
then you can pound sand and
stop wasting my goddamn--

1865
01:24:06.780 --> 01:24:08.869
You know what?

1866
01:24:08.912 --> 01:24:10.610
I'm not going to give
you the satisfaction

1867
01:24:10.653 --> 01:24:13.134
of causing a scene.

1868
01:24:13.178 --> 01:24:14.483
Let's go, Tanya.

1869
01:24:14.527 --> 01:24:16.181
We have a company to save.

1870
01:24:16.224 --> 01:24:17.486
I'm right on top of that, Rose.

1871
01:24:21.490 --> 01:24:24.624
Rose, cause a scene with me.

1872
01:24:29.716 --> 01:24:31.631
Good evening, everyone.

1873
01:24:31.674 --> 01:24:34.112
Thank you for joining
us as we present to you

1874
01:24:34.155 --> 01:24:36.157
the future of Libra.

1875
01:24:36.201 --> 01:24:38.028
Based on recent
news, you might have

1876
01:24:38.072 --> 01:24:39.595
thought that wasn't a thing.

1877
01:24:39.639 --> 01:24:42.294
But let me assure you, it is.

1878
01:24:42.337 --> 01:24:45.035
And here to guide us
through it is our hostess

1879
01:24:45.079 --> 01:24:49.344
and the brains behind this
tectonic shift, Tanya Crandell.

1880
01:24:52.086 --> 01:24:52.739
Thank you, Rose.

1881
01:24:56.743 --> 01:24:59.441
For generations, Libra
has reigned supreme

1882
01:24:59.485 --> 01:25:02.444
in the world of young
women's mall fashion.

1883
01:25:02.488 --> 01:25:05.360
When Rose and I were in high
school, all we wanted to do

1884
01:25:05.404 --> 01:25:07.449
was look just like
the cool kids.

1885
01:25:07.493 --> 01:25:10.104
But for this generation,
that ain't going to cut it.

1886
01:25:10.148 --> 01:25:12.933
Today, "cool" means
individuality,

1887
01:25:12.976 --> 01:25:16.197
environmental sustainability,
and social responsibility.

1888
01:25:16.241 --> 01:25:17.677
So we're switching our style up.

1889
01:25:17.720 --> 01:25:19.244
We're ditching the
brick and mortars,

1890
01:25:19.287 --> 01:25:21.333
we're going fully
online, and we're

1891
01:25:21.376 --> 01:25:24.162
using all vintage looks
for our new fashions.

1892
01:25:24.205 --> 01:25:26.381
Welcome to tomorrow's Libra.

1893
01:25:28.775 --> 01:25:30.907
Shelly, like all of
tonight's models,

1894
01:25:30.951 --> 01:25:35.347
is wearing an entirely
vintage outfit.

1895
01:25:35.390 --> 01:25:36.522
Uh-oh.

1896
01:25:36.565 --> 01:25:38.263
Bye-bye, outsourced
manufacturing

1897
01:25:38.306 --> 01:25:40.090
and overseas shipping.

1898
01:25:40.134 --> 01:25:43.050
All it takes to build this look
is sending our buyers on a trip

1899
01:25:43.093 --> 01:25:43.833
down Melrose.

1900
01:25:46.401 --> 01:25:49.883
And our ads will go
from glossy and fabulous

1901
01:25:49.926 --> 01:25:53.365
to Juergen Teller
Casper-style direct flash

1902
01:25:53.408 --> 01:25:55.758
so young women will
feel like they're just

1903
01:25:55.802 --> 01:25:58.500
scrolling through their
feed and not being sold to.

1904
01:25:58.544 --> 01:26:01.373
Gabby's outfit comes
from multiple decades,

1905
01:26:01.416 --> 01:26:03.418
but it feels timeless.

1906
01:26:03.462 --> 01:26:06.073
No disposable fashion
here, just a sick look

1907
01:26:06.116 --> 01:26:08.771
that's easy on the environment.

1908
01:26:08.815 --> 01:26:11.470
Monique's outfit is
reconstructed mechanics

1909
01:26:11.513 --> 01:26:13.472
jumpers, for young
women who aren't

1910
01:26:13.515 --> 01:26:16.083
afraid to get a little dirty.

1911
01:26:16.126 --> 01:26:16.779
Fierce.

1912
01:26:16.823 --> 01:26:17.693
Pose.

1913
01:26:17.737 --> 01:26:18.781
Pose.

1914
01:26:18.825 --> 01:26:20.392
Uh-oh.

1915
01:26:20.435 --> 01:26:22.481
But girls aren't the only
ones who want to have fun.

1916
01:26:22.524 --> 01:26:27.137
Our looks are for
her, him, and them.

1917
01:26:27.181 --> 01:26:29.227
Ethan's gear is from
military surplus,

1918
01:26:29.270 --> 01:26:30.967
for a look that's
Hotel Oscar Tango.

1919
01:26:35.494 --> 01:26:39.193
Duana's animal print style comes
from fashion so '80s, they'll

1920
01:26:39.237 --> 01:26:43.023
have you asking, who shot J.R?

1921
01:26:43.066 --> 01:26:46.113
And like all of Libra's
fashions moving forward,

1922
01:26:46.156 --> 01:26:48.942
they are 100% vegan--

1923
01:26:48.985 --> 01:26:51.510
no leathers and no feathers.

1924
01:26:51.553 --> 01:26:54.426
And what about our
dedicated retail staff?

1925
01:26:54.469 --> 01:26:58.168
Inspired by the path of our
valued team member, Caroline

1926
01:26:58.212 --> 01:27:01.955
Harper, who, by the way,
digitized all of our QED

1927
01:27:01.998 --> 01:27:05.132
reports, they'll
stay in the family,

1928
01:27:05.175 --> 01:27:08.309
becoming buyers,
scouring vintage stores

1929
01:27:08.353 --> 01:27:10.833
in their local markets,
pulling pieces to be reviewed

1930
01:27:10.877 --> 01:27:12.313
by our design team.

1931
01:27:12.357 --> 01:27:13.619
So you see?

1932
01:27:13.662 --> 01:27:15.577
Huge changes are
happening, here at Libra,

1933
01:27:15.621 --> 01:27:18.537
and you do not want to leave
the party before midnight.

1934
01:27:18.580 --> 01:27:21.191
It ain't midnight, but y'all
need to leave my house right

1935
01:27:21.235 --> 01:27:23.933
now.

1936
01:27:23.977 --> 01:27:27.110
And to prove that style wears
no generation, we have Simone--

1937
01:27:27.154 --> 01:27:31.941
Latanya Sue Ellen Crandell, if
you don't get these mother--

1938
01:27:31.985 --> 01:27:35.249
I'm going in and meditate as
I can feel my rage monster

1939
01:27:35.293 --> 01:27:37.207
about the escape this cage.

1940
01:27:37.251 --> 01:27:40.733
But what y'all will not do
is be here in 20 minutes.

1941
01:27:40.776 --> 01:27:42.691
And these people
look like they steal.

1942
01:27:45.868 --> 01:27:47.348
Shit.

1943
01:27:47.392 --> 01:27:48.349
Go, go.

1944
01:27:52.179 --> 01:27:53.789
You heard her.

1945
01:27:53.833 --> 01:27:54.355
Everyone out.

1946
01:27:54.399 --> 01:27:56.183
You got 20 minutes.

1947
01:27:56.226 --> 01:27:57.663
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1948
01:27:57.706 --> 01:27:58.751
What are you, insane?

1949
01:27:58.794 --> 01:27:59.491
Go ahead, finish.

1950
01:27:59.534 --> 01:28:00.230
Finish.

1951
01:28:00.274 --> 01:28:00.970
It's OK.

1952
01:28:14.114 --> 01:28:14.897
I'm sorry.

1953
01:28:17.509 --> 01:28:20.555
I'm not who you think I am.

1954
01:28:20.599 --> 01:28:24.342
I'm a 17-year-old kid, and
I lied to get this job.

1955
01:28:27.388 --> 01:28:28.955
And that's the
thing about lying.

1956
01:28:28.998 --> 01:28:31.523
You have to tell another lie
to cover up the last one,

1957
01:28:31.566 --> 01:28:36.179
and then you drag everyone into
your false reality, and then--

1958
01:28:36.223 --> 01:28:39.313
and then you end
up hurting people

1959
01:28:39.357 --> 01:28:42.316
that you really care about.

1960
01:28:42.360 --> 01:28:45.928
I swear, I didn't mean to.

1961
01:28:45.972 --> 01:28:49.671
Board members, please, please
don't take this out on Libra.

1962
01:28:49.715 --> 01:28:51.194
Please keep everyone
here employed.

1963
01:28:54.154 --> 01:28:56.417
Well, you're probably down
to 15 minutes now, so--

1964
01:29:01.509 --> 01:29:03.032
Please don't test my mother.

1965
01:29:12.390 --> 01:29:15.131
And that, ladies and
gentlemen, is the level

1966
01:29:15.175 --> 01:29:19.179
to which we take seriously the
perspective of our customer.

1967
01:29:19.222 --> 01:29:24.663
And you heard it straight
from the horse's Gen Z mouth.

1968
01:29:30.582 --> 01:29:32.540
Bryan?

1969
01:29:32.584 --> 01:29:35.543
Bryan, Bryan, what
are you doing here?

1970
01:29:35.587 --> 01:29:37.110
Getting Tanya back.

1971
01:29:37.153 --> 01:29:39.286
Wait.

1972
01:29:39.329 --> 01:29:41.244
Is that the girl
you've been talking to?

1973
01:29:41.288 --> 01:29:42.681
Yeah.

1974
01:29:42.724 --> 01:29:44.160
Oh.

1975
01:29:44.204 --> 01:29:45.466
I think I'm going to throw up.

1976
01:29:56.346 --> 01:29:56.912
Oh, my.

1977
01:30:00.655 --> 01:30:01.395
Hi.

1978
01:30:01.439 --> 01:30:02.178
Hi.

1979
01:30:02.222 --> 01:30:04.311
Cute outfit.

1980
01:30:04.354 --> 01:30:05.660
I'm Joan.

1981
01:30:05.704 --> 01:30:06.748
But you can call me Joe.

1982
01:30:06.792 --> 01:30:07.662
I'm Rose.

1983
01:30:07.706 --> 01:30:09.969
Nice to meet you, Rose.

1984
01:30:10.012 --> 01:30:11.318
Love the update.

1985
01:30:11.361 --> 01:30:12.667
Fabulous.

1986
01:30:12.711 --> 01:30:15.017
Have we met before?

1987
01:30:15.061 --> 01:30:16.454
Hello?

1988
01:30:16.497 --> 01:30:18.499
I swear, if one of y'all
don't speak right now.

1989
01:30:18.543 --> 01:30:21.154
Mom?

1990
01:30:21.197 --> 01:30:22.590
Mom, why didn't you call first?

1991
01:30:22.634 --> 01:30:26.507
I don't need permission
to come to my home.

1992
01:30:26.551 --> 01:30:28.291
Why are y'all throwing
parties in my house,

1993
01:30:28.335 --> 01:30:30.642
and why are you hanging
around grown folks,

1994
01:30:30.685 --> 01:30:34.123
and where the hell did you get
money to pay for a skate ramp?

1995
01:30:34.167 --> 01:30:35.560
Oh, that's a half pipe, mom.

1996
01:30:35.603 --> 01:30:37.083
Boy.

1997
01:30:37.126 --> 01:30:39.607
Mom, Tanya got a
really well-paying job

1998
01:30:39.651 --> 01:30:42.001
to take care of us because
we didn't have any food.

1999
01:30:42.044 --> 01:30:44.264
She didn't call you for help
because if you came home,

2000
01:30:44.307 --> 01:30:45.483
you wouldn't get better.

2001
01:30:45.526 --> 01:30:46.571
That's all she cared about.

2002
01:30:46.614 --> 01:30:49.182
She did it for you.

2003
01:30:49.225 --> 01:30:51.576
Well, why the hell didn't
Kenny get a job, too?

2004
01:30:51.619 --> 01:30:52.098
Racism.

2005
01:30:56.581 --> 01:30:58.670
Mom, you are really
worked up right now

2006
01:30:58.713 --> 01:31:00.062
and that's not good for you.

2007
01:31:00.106 --> 01:31:01.586
So Zack, Melissa,
and I are going

2008
01:31:01.629 --> 01:31:03.370
to tear down and clean up.

2009
01:31:03.413 --> 01:31:04.240
Got it.

2010
01:31:04.284 --> 01:31:06.155
And let's get some rest.

2011
01:31:06.199 --> 01:31:08.114
And in the morning, Kenny
will make some crepes

2012
01:31:08.157 --> 01:31:12.248
and I'll tell you everything.

2013
01:31:12.292 --> 01:31:13.162
Sweet or savory, mom?

2014
01:31:15.774 --> 01:31:17.732
Your crepes.

2015
01:31:17.776 --> 01:31:19.691
Sweet.

2016
01:31:19.734 --> 01:31:21.823
Wait, he can cook?

2017
01:31:21.867 --> 01:31:23.390
And I can see his teeth?

2018
01:31:29.831 --> 01:31:31.485
We've missed you.

2019
01:31:31.529 --> 01:31:35.402
But the summer brought
us closer together.

2020
01:31:35.445 --> 01:31:37.709
We're not just siblings anymore.

2021
01:31:37.752 --> 01:31:39.493
We're friends.

2022
01:31:39.537 --> 01:31:42.801
-only that she was
hosting a fashion

2023
01:31:42.844 --> 01:31:44.150
company in her backyard.

2024
01:31:44.193 --> 01:31:45.673
What do you mean,
why didn't I know?

2025
01:31:45.717 --> 01:31:46.718
Who didn't tell you?

2026
01:31:46.761 --> 01:31:47.588
She couldn't tell me the truth.

2027
01:32:00.819 --> 01:32:03.735
Your middle name is "Sue Ellen?"

2028
01:32:03.778 --> 01:32:06.738
Please, don't.

2029
01:32:06.781 --> 01:32:09.697
Well, they're pressed to
promote me in production now.

2030
01:32:09.741 --> 01:32:12.308
I'm going to see if I can get
them to agree to a crazy salary

2031
01:32:12.352 --> 01:32:13.222
while they're buzzed.

2032
01:32:26.540 --> 01:32:27.759
I'm sorry, Bryan.

2033
01:32:27.802 --> 01:32:30.675
Unsolicited, this time.

2034
01:32:30.718 --> 01:32:31.937
You got to understand.

2035
01:32:31.980 --> 01:32:34.722
I was doing way too
much, and it has

2036
01:32:34.766 --> 01:32:36.637
nothing to do with the way--

2037
01:32:36.681 --> 01:32:41.686
You know, first, I was mad
because you're being shady.

2038
01:32:41.729 --> 01:32:43.339
Then I saw all
this here tonight,

2039
01:32:43.383 --> 01:32:46.995
and I was mad because
you were lying to me.

2040
01:32:47.039 --> 01:32:52.784
And now I'm impressed.

2041
01:32:52.827 --> 01:32:56.570
Ms. "I have no plan, but
I kind of like fashion"

2042
01:32:56.614 --> 01:33:00.443
just saved a whole ass fashion
company with her ideas?

2043
01:33:07.102 --> 01:33:09.539
I'm also grateful we're
finally in the same reality.

2044
01:33:14.544 --> 01:33:16.416
What you got there?

2045
01:33:16.459 --> 01:33:17.896
Oh, that?

2046
01:33:17.939 --> 01:33:20.420
Well, it's no big deal.

2047
01:33:20.463 --> 01:33:22.857
I was just playing
some arcade games

2048
01:33:22.901 --> 01:33:27.601
and just won every
single bear in existence.

2049
01:33:27.645 --> 01:33:29.734
I'm not saying I'm
a romantic genius.

2050
01:33:29.777 --> 01:33:32.824
I'm also not saying--

2051
01:33:32.867 --> 01:33:33.825
-too long.

2052
01:33:33.868 --> 01:33:36.088
Looking at me, you
get goose bumps.

2053
01:33:40.048 --> 01:33:40.919
You kids today.

2054
01:33:46.098 --> 01:33:46.881
I'll text your mom.

2055
01:33:54.976 --> 01:33:56.978
Are you going to
have me arrested?

2056
01:33:57.022 --> 01:33:57.892
For what?

2057
01:33:57.936 --> 01:33:59.633
Fraud?

2058
01:33:59.677 --> 01:34:01.940
Please, the dumb shit I
did when I was your age,

2059
01:34:01.983 --> 01:34:03.985
I'd still be in jail today.

2060
01:34:04.029 --> 01:34:05.552
You learned to play the game.

2061
01:34:05.595 --> 01:34:07.902
That's half of being
an adult. The rest

2062
01:34:07.946 --> 01:34:12.733
is just bills, weddings,
and anti-aging skincare.

2063
01:34:12.777 --> 01:34:14.996
The board thought that
scene was part of the show.

2064
01:34:15.040 --> 01:34:19.000
They praised us for
our histrionic flair.

2065
01:34:19.044 --> 01:34:19.958
Pull a LeBron.

2066
01:34:20.001 --> 01:34:20.959
Skip college.

2067
01:34:21.002 --> 01:34:24.136
Come work for me.

2068
01:34:24.179 --> 01:34:25.224
I don't know.

2069
01:34:25.267 --> 01:34:27.052
I'm still a teenager.

2070
01:34:27.095 --> 01:34:30.969
Got a lot of dumb
shit left to do.

2071
01:34:31.012 --> 01:34:31.926
All right.

2072
01:34:31.970 --> 01:34:33.232
Playing hard ball, I see.

2073
01:34:33.275 --> 01:34:38.019
Well, I'll keep you on
payroll as a remote employee.

2074
01:34:38.063 --> 01:34:40.935
And as part of our tuition
reimbursement program,

2075
01:34:40.979 --> 01:34:43.677
I'll pay for 75%
of Howard as long

2076
01:34:43.721 --> 01:34:45.723
as you major in fashion design.

2077
01:34:45.766 --> 01:34:46.898
That's my final offer.

2078
01:34:46.941 --> 01:34:49.030
Deal, boss lady.

2079
01:34:49.074 --> 01:34:50.858
A-frame.

2080
01:34:50.902 --> 01:34:51.859
Oh, fuck it.

2081
01:35:15.927 --> 01:35:17.406
Where the hell
the babysitter at?

2082
01:35:27.939 --> 01:35:29.027
Y'all did the right thing.

2083
01:35:31.333 --> 01:35:32.900
They would have shot
all y'all niggas.

2084
01:35:56.402 --> 01:35:58.883
Can I help you?

2085
01:35:58.926 --> 01:36:01.233
I was thinking we
could help each other.

2086
01:36:01.276 --> 01:36:04.149
I just wanted to say you are
the baddest woman I've ever

2087
01:36:04.192 --> 01:36:06.455
seen in person.

2088
01:36:06.499 --> 01:36:09.110
Boy, I'm old enough
to be your mom.

2089
01:36:09.154 --> 01:36:12.984
Sounds like we're both
in our sexual primes.

2090
01:36:13.027 --> 01:36:13.811
Let me see your ID.

2091
01:36:16.988 --> 01:36:17.858
Yes, Ms. Officer.

2092
01:36:24.386 --> 01:36:26.867
20?

2093
01:36:26.911 --> 01:36:29.130
Held back.

2094
01:36:29.174 --> 01:36:29.565
Twice.

2095
01:36:32.264 --> 01:36:33.047
OK.

2096
01:36:36.268 --> 01:36:40.011
Can you see the one
sitting by the bar?

2097
01:36:40.054 --> 01:36:44.145
I could pay for one, but this
ain't running game, girl.

2098
01:36:44.189 --> 01:36:45.059
I'm playing one.

2099
01:36:45.103 --> 01:36:48.062
But she a player too.

2100
01:36:48.106 --> 01:36:51.413
So trust I ain't
finna play with you.

2101
01:36:51.457 --> 01:36:53.111
Girl, why you in a rush?

2102
01:36:53.154 --> 01:36:55.026
I need to let her be in my--

2103
01:36:55.069 --> 01:36:58.986
I don't like the DM cause
cologne made to breathe in.

2104
01:36:59.030 --> 01:37:02.120
So you seen the worst
out in your night life.

2105
01:37:02.163 --> 01:37:05.166
But I could show
you a good time--

2106
01:37:05.210 --> 01:37:09.083
Orin Stiegel live on scene
with some sad news today.

2107
01:37:09.127 --> 01:37:11.912
A car was recovered from a lake
in the San Fernando Valley.

2108
01:37:14.741 --> 01:37:15.698
Sorry, Calvin.

2109
01:37:15.742 --> 01:37:17.135
It's really loud over here.

2110
01:37:17.178 --> 01:37:18.527
A lot of things going on.

2111
01:37:18.571 --> 01:37:21.052
So inside was the body
of an elderly woman.

2112
01:37:21.095 --> 01:37:23.141
According to the
CHP, she appears

2113
01:37:23.184 --> 01:37:24.490
to have fallen
asleep at the wheel

2114
01:37:24.533 --> 01:37:27.623
under the influence of, quote,
"like a gallon of liquor."

2115
01:37:27.667 --> 01:37:30.496
This led local residents
to ask, what do we

2116
01:37:30.539 --> 01:37:34.065
do when our older neighbors
don't know when to say when?

2117
01:37:34.108 --> 01:37:36.110
Police were unable to find any

2118
01:37:36.154 --> 01:37:38.417
next of kin or any
relatives at all.

2119
01:37:38.460 --> 01:37:40.201
An unfortunate ending to an

2120
01:37:40.245 --> 01:37:42.377
apparently lonely,
miserable life.

2121
01:37:42.421 --> 01:37:43.509
Back to you, Kelvin.