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♪ There's no business
Like show business ♪
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♪ Like no business I know ♪
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♪ Everything about it
Is appealing ♪
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♪ Everything the traffic
Will allow ♪
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♪ Nowhere could you get
That happy feeling ♪
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♪ When you are stealing
That extra bow ♪
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♪ There's no people
Like show people ♪
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♪ They smile
When they are low ♪
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♪ Yesterday they told you
You would not go far ♪
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♪ That night you open
And there you are ♪
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♪ Next day
On your dressing room ♪
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♪ They've hung a star ♪
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♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
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♪ Let's go ♪
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♪ On with the show ♪
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Say what now?
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Vaginas make his flesh creep.
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What-- What class was this for?
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PE.
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Whose vagina
is he talking about?
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General vaginas.
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So... Wait.
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You went to PE?
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It was a class on CPR.
They were discussing anginas.
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So, he thought
they said vaginas!
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Oh, I mean, he isn't
exactly sexually active.
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He hasn't even seen one.
We talk about sex all the time.
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- Usually during carpool.
- Mr. Smart--
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Which is why
my mom drives us now.
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In history class,
Les was assigned
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one page on Manifest Destiny.
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Instead, he turned in
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a nine-page
Wizard of Oz musical
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set in the French Revolution
he calls "Les Wiz."
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I'm sorry.
I'm trying to understand.
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Aren't nine pages
better than one?
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That wasn't the assignment.
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Les, would you
please step outside?
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Like it's my fault vaginas
make my flesh creep.
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You haven't seen one yet!
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It's because
he hasn't seen one yet.
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Mr. Smart,
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you may need to consider
the possibility that Les...
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is homosexual.
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That is a remarkable statement.
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You know
I'm in theater, right?
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For a living.
I produce regional theater.
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I don't see
what that has to do with--
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Uh, just follow the plot.
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Theater teaches empathy.
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We don't care
if someone's black or white--
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Neither do we.
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Don't care
if they are gay or straight...
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- Neither do we.
- Rich, poor, thin, fat--
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Neither do we!
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We don't care
who they happen to love,
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or have sex with, Mrs. Franklin.
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As long as they are talented--
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Christian.
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- Talented.
- Christian.
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- Talented.
- Christian.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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(MAN) You know, Les,
I've always felt deeply sorry
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for people
who couldn't appreciate me.
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(LES)
Noël Coward, 1899 to 1973!
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I was from Teddington,
Middlesex, you see.
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Have you ever played
Teddington, Middlesex?
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Not yet.
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Well, if you do,
just make the best of it.
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My point is, Les,
I was a boy actor like you.
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You and I think differently
than other boys and girls.
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I'd like to fit in, Noël.
But I don't know how, I guess.
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It didn't bother me
in the least.
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I call bullshit.
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I never cared
who scored the goal,
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or which side
won the silver cup.
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I never learned to bat or bowl.
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But I heard
the curtain going up!
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(FATHER GROANS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Come on, Les. Let's go pick up
your mother and brother.
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(BELL RINGS)
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(DOOR OPENS)
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I hate this school.
No one gets me.
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You're a weirdo.
It's not their fault.
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Wait till you get
to high school.
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You'll find your people.
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Derrick likes high school.
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Derrick likes
pushing the button in elevators.
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Well, you're more complicated
than your brother.
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You're an artist, like me.
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But Derrick's popular.
You gave Derrick a popular name.
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You actually gave me a name
with no value.
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Les--
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If dirt were a name,
you would've called me dirt.
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Nice. Clever and dramatic.
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You'll be happy too.
It's inevitable.
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Were you popular
in middle school?
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(SCOFFS)
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Five people are popular
in middle school, Dirt.
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I already knew I wanted
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to produce shows on Broadway
when I was your age.
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Who wants to do that
in middle school?
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Talk about weirdos.
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(CAR HONKS)
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Does it bother you
it never happened?
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Things change on a dime
in show business.
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It could still happen,
you'll see.
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Come on.
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Vaginas scared me too at first.
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Don't worry about it.
Vaginas will grow on you.
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("GIVE MY REGARDS
TO BROADWAY" PLAYING)
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♪ Give my regards to Broadway ♪
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♪ Remember me
To Herald Square ♪
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♪ Tell all the gang
At Forty-Second Street ♪
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♪ That I will soon be there ♪
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Buddy, you need
to talk with your son.
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Why are they mine
when they're in trouble?
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Ernie Saracino wants to quit.
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Les.
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Why is it me?
It could be Derrick.
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He says Les just arbitrarily
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sneaks into scenes
during the show.
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I didn't sneak.
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I told him I really think
I should be in more scenes.
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You're not the director.
You can't--
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It's Fiddler on the Roof.
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I'm pretty sure
there were children in Anatevka.
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Ernie Saracino is the best,
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least expensive
director we have.
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We cannot afford to lose him.
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And he's tired of you
upstaging everyone.
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Derrick almost
lost his virginity.
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- Hey!
- Almost?
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How almost?
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- Her name's Annabeth Devine.
- Shut up!
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Maybe Anna Bess.
(LISPING) She lisps.
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Well, invite her
over for dinner.
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We'd all like to meet her.
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(SCOFFS) No.
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No? It's not like you're
embarrassed by us or anything.
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Dad, of course I am.
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Well, then bring her
by the theater on a matinee day.
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She won't even know
we're checking her out.
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(SCOFFS) No one I know
wants to go to the theater.
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God, I don't even want to be
at the theater matinee days.
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I-I'd rather do football.
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- Okay? They're having--
- That's just a phase.
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I could easily make the team
at this school.
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It's not my rule,
there are eight shows a week.
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That's just the way it is.
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I'm not doing
any more musicals.
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You are not the only 16-year-old
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who has to work
in the family business.
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You don't even pay me.
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Well, you're not very good.
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Just bring her over for dinner.
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Uh, no, better yet,
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we'll be having auditions
at the house
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for Raisin in the Sun soon.
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Bring her by then.
She will love it.
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She won't, Dad. She's normal.
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She'll grow out of it.
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(WOMAN) We'll stay
with your Uncle Abram!
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(MAN) We're staying
with your Uncle Abrams!
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We're staying
with your Uncle Abrams!
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The whole world
has to know our business!
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(CROWD LAUGHTER)
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Stop yelling and start packing.
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(MAN)
I don't need your advice, Golde.
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(LAUGHTER)
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We have a train to catch,
and a boat.
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Children, put the bundles
on the wagon.
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Work hard, Motel.
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Come to us soon.
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(WOMAN) Go on. Do it!
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Why go through life unnoticed?
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(LES)
Ruth Gordon, 1896 to 1985.
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Which scene are you crashing?
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I promised my dad I wouldn't.
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Well, some days,
you have to lie.
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This next scene's
the one I really wanna get into.
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They're forced to leave their
little village of Anatevka.
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So they stand
in a circle holding hands,
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then let go
and go their separate ways.
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It's symbolic.
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Terrific!
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But I don't know
how to get in the circle
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'cause they're holding hands.
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Just do it.
You'll figure it out.
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You gotta go out there
and show 'em what you got.
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(DISTANT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
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Don't worry
about Ernie Saracino.
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What can he do?
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Go on. Make it great.
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Bring the scene
up to your great level.
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Go! Go!
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What the hell are you doing?
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(VOICE CRACKING)
I'm leaving Anatevka!
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(MOTHER) Honey,
our electric bill
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is killing us.
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Couldn't we raise the temp
in the theater a bit?
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It doesn't need to be
like a morgue in there.
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(BUDDY)
Cold keeps the audience alert.
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And it keeps us in debt.
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- Let's just go to sleep.
- (SIGHS)
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Seems to me the only thing
we ever fight about is money.
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Well, I'm an American.
And I love money.
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Honestly, though,
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you know what
I'm afraid of, Buddy?
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Silence?
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Look, we are rich in other ways.
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And I've got
some coals in the fire.
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Big things are coming.
(CLUCKS TONGUE)
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- I saw Reverend Jackson.
- Mace--
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Millions of people
find comfort in God.
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You act like it's just me.
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I just don't want to be
associated with it.
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I was raised by two of
the meanest, churchiest women--
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I'm not your horrible
dead aunts, I'm your wife.
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And if you loved me, you would
at least be open to it.
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But if you loved me,
you wouldn't try to change me.
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It's because I love you, Buddy.
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It would break my heart
to watch you die without God.
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Sweetie,
who says I'm going first?
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- Mm. (LAUGHS)
- Hmm?
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Honestly, I thought
I would've worn you down by now.
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The thought of you in purgatory
terrifies me.
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(MACY SIGHS)
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- Goodnight.
- Oh. Stop talking.
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You don't always get
to have the last word, you know?
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- You're right.
- Then stop talking.
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- I am.
- I mean it.
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- I know.
- Don't say any more. (CHUCKLES)
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- I won't.
- Oh...
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(LAUGHS)
I have to sleep.
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I have to get up early
to make the boys' lunches.
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(BUDDY SIGHS)
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- Sweet dreams.
- I knew you were gonna do that!
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(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
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(MACY) Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Honest to Betsy!
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Do you have to play that thing
where we can hear it?
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Mom, I have to practice,
or I'll never sound good.
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You'll never sound good
'cause you're playing a bagpipe.
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Bagpipes sound like a mistake.
252
00:11:30.157 --> 00:11:32.960
Well, who were we bothering?
We're making music.
253
00:11:33.093 --> 00:11:34.895
That is not music!
254
00:11:35.028 --> 00:11:36.864
Those things sounded
lousy on stage.
255
00:11:36.997 --> 00:11:38.331
They sound worse in life.
256
00:11:38.465 --> 00:11:40.233
Les, come in
and get ready for school.
257
00:11:40.367 --> 00:11:41.701
(BAGPIPE TOOTS)
258
00:11:41.835 --> 00:11:45.072
I will call the police on you
myself, I swear it.
259
00:11:45.205 --> 00:11:46.573
(BUDDY)
Can you at least take joy
260
00:11:46.706 --> 00:11:49.509
in the fact of knowing
that any minute we might stop?
261
00:11:52.445 --> 00:11:53.981
On with the show.
262
00:11:56.216 --> 00:11:58.185
(BAGPIPES PLAYING)
263
00:11:58.318 --> 00:12:00.287
(DOGS BARKING)
264
00:12:12.565 --> 00:12:14.067
(SIGHS)
265
00:12:14.902 --> 00:12:16.069
(STUDENT) Hey.
266
00:12:17.905 --> 00:12:19.139
I was just wondering,
267
00:12:19.272 --> 00:12:20.874
how come you never
play sports after school?
268
00:12:21.008 --> 00:12:22.843
I work at my parents' theater.
269
00:12:23.243 --> 00:12:24.244
Theater?
270
00:12:25.378 --> 00:12:27.514
I thought theater's
just for fags.
271
00:12:27.948 --> 00:12:29.382
Not just.
272
00:12:29.516 --> 00:12:30.884
Are you a fag?
273
00:12:31.384 --> 00:12:34.054
Actually, are you
a boy or a girl?
274
00:12:36.023 --> 00:12:37.791
You know you're going to hell,
right, faggot?
275
00:12:37.925 --> 00:12:40.961
You and all of your AIDS-y fag
friends are gonna burn in hell.
276
00:12:43.163 --> 00:12:45.665
♪ Sodomy ♪
277
00:12:45.799 --> 00:12:48.401
♪ Fellatio ♪
278
00:12:48.535 --> 00:12:50.603
♪ Cunnilingus ♪
279
00:12:50.737 --> 00:12:54.241
♪ Why do these words
Sound so nasty? ♪
280
00:12:54.374 --> 00:12:57.010
Hair, 1967.
281
00:12:57.144 --> 00:13:00.981
Galt McDermot, James Rado,
Gerome Ragni, asshole.
282
00:13:01.114 --> 00:13:02.215
You tell 'em, Les.
283
00:13:02.349 --> 00:13:03.750
It's the age of Aquarius, man.
284
00:13:03.884 --> 00:13:06.119
Let the sunshine in, you turd.
285
00:13:06.820 --> 00:13:09.122
You are so fucking weird.
286
00:13:10.891 --> 00:13:12.359
Yes, I am!
287
00:13:14.327 --> 00:13:15.495
(SIGHS)
288
00:13:15.829 --> 00:13:18.598
(BELL RINGS)
289
00:13:19.099 --> 00:13:20.333
For what we are
about to receive,
290
00:13:20.467 --> 00:13:22.402
may the Lord
make us truly grateful.
291
00:13:22.535 --> 00:13:23.536
Amen.
292
00:13:24.771 --> 00:13:28.575
Uh, I have an announcement.
293
00:13:30.043 --> 00:13:31.278
Two words.
294
00:13:33.446 --> 00:13:34.447
You ready?
295
00:13:35.115 --> 00:13:36.316
Were those them?
296
00:13:37.350 --> 00:13:38.351
No.
297
00:13:40.520 --> 00:13:41.588
New Jersey.
298
00:13:41.721 --> 00:13:43.056
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
299
00:13:44.324 --> 00:13:45.859
I haven't even said
what's in New Jersey.
300
00:13:45.993 --> 00:13:47.394
Les, what-- what are you doing?
301
00:13:48.161 --> 00:13:49.930
Just being supportive.
302
00:13:50.430 --> 00:13:51.598
Uh, okay.
303
00:13:52.032 --> 00:13:54.234
So, I talked with Ed Monroe.
304
00:13:54.367 --> 00:13:57.670
The Barn Theater in New Jersey
is ours if we want it.
305
00:13:58.271 --> 00:14:00.373
Now it's a family decision.
We all get to vote--
306
00:14:00.507 --> 00:14:02.075
No, we're not moving
to New Jersey.
307
00:14:02.209 --> 00:14:03.776
That's actually a good theater!
Like, 1100 seats.
308
00:14:03.911 --> 00:14:05.245
- How much are they paying us?
- Well--
309
00:14:05.378 --> 00:14:07.380
No, I-I--
Dad, I like it here. Okay?
310
00:14:07.514 --> 00:14:09.983
I-I like my friends.
I like my school.
311
00:14:10.117 --> 00:14:12.319
I have a girlfriend, okay?
I can't like...
312
00:14:12.452 --> 00:14:13.286
What's the point
of doing anything
313
00:14:13.420 --> 00:14:14.554
if we always have to start over?
314
00:14:14.687 --> 00:14:16.389
Derrick, The Barn
is a summer theater.
315
00:14:16.523 --> 00:14:17.857
We'd be back in the fall.
316
00:14:17.991 --> 00:14:19.292
- Ding, ding, ding!
- So, I got plans this summer.
317
00:14:19.426 --> 00:14:20.660
- Les. Can you...
- What?
318
00:14:20.793 --> 00:14:23.196
You didn't even let me
get to the fun part.
319
00:14:23.563 --> 00:14:24.965
Milwaukee!
320
00:14:25.098 --> 00:14:27.434
- Oh, my God!
- (SIGHS)
321
00:14:30.037 --> 00:14:31.204
Ed also owns
322
00:14:31.338 --> 00:14:33.106
the Players Theater
in Milwaukee.
323
00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:35.542
Now if we do
enough business this summer,
324
00:14:36.309 --> 00:14:37.444
he's going to offer us
325
00:14:37.577 --> 00:14:39.947
a five-year contract
for both theaters.
326
00:14:41.681 --> 00:14:43.316
No more season to season!
327
00:14:43.450 --> 00:14:44.784
That sounds too good to be true.
328
00:14:44.918 --> 00:14:46.219
- (LAUGHING) Yes!
- Wait.
329
00:14:46.353 --> 00:14:47.187
What if we don't do
enough business at The Barn?
330
00:14:47.320 --> 00:14:49.156
Well, then we're screwed.
331
00:14:51.158 --> 00:14:53.226
If we all decide
to go to The Barn,
332
00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:56.529
then I have to give notice here
so they have time to replace me.
333
00:14:56.964 --> 00:14:59.599
And if we don't do
334
00:14:59.732 --> 00:15:02.569
enough business this summer,
then we end up with...
335
00:15:03.203 --> 00:15:04.737
(POPS) ...nothing.
336
00:15:04.871 --> 00:15:06.706
Of course. When is it ever easy?
337
00:15:06.839 --> 00:15:08.408
I-I-I vote no. Okay?
338
00:15:08.541 --> 00:15:09.576
Enough.
339
00:15:09.709 --> 00:15:11.811
I... All I wanna do
is play football
340
00:15:11.945 --> 00:15:13.080
and lose my virginity.
341
00:15:13.313 --> 00:15:14.847
That's not asking a lot.
342
00:15:14.982 --> 00:15:16.049
And I can't do
either of those things
343
00:15:16.183 --> 00:15:17.684
if I'm constantly moving around.
344
00:15:17.817 --> 00:15:18.918
I like it here.
345
00:15:19.052 --> 00:15:20.587
Okay? Please, just...
346
00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:22.355
Les, how do you vote?
347
00:15:23.523 --> 00:15:24.857
I vote...
348
00:15:25.492 --> 00:15:28.161
that we leave this ugly town.
349
00:15:28.295 --> 00:15:30.697
Okay, so we have one
voting to stay, one to leave.
350
00:15:30.830 --> 00:15:31.898
You little shit.
351
00:15:32.032 --> 00:15:33.033
Don't say "shit"
when we're eating.
352
00:15:33.166 --> 00:15:35.235
Nobody likes me here, okay?
353
00:15:35.368 --> 00:15:37.004
Derrick, and you
can play football anywhere.
354
00:15:37.337 --> 00:15:39.272
You can do better
than Annabeth Devine.
355
00:15:39.406 --> 00:15:40.740
I didn't wanna tell you this,
356
00:15:40.873 --> 00:15:42.609
but she told me her favorite
Marx brother was Curly.
357
00:15:42.742 --> 00:15:44.077
Guess what?
I don't give a shit who
358
00:15:44.211 --> 00:15:45.578
- her favorite Marx brother is.
- Derrick.
359
00:15:45.712 --> 00:15:47.547
Curly isn't a Marx brother.
He's Three Stooges!
360
00:15:47.680 --> 00:15:48.982
That's very telling.
361
00:15:49.116 --> 00:15:50.950
What do you think, Mace, huh?
362
00:15:51.084 --> 00:15:52.885
I mean, no pressure.
363
00:15:53.020 --> 00:15:55.322
This is just our entire future.
364
00:15:55.455 --> 00:15:56.556
Well, I know
how you're gonna vote,
365
00:15:56.689 --> 00:15:58.791
and I know how
you want me to vote.
366
00:15:59.993 --> 00:16:01.894
(MACY EXHALES)
367
00:16:02.329 --> 00:16:04.531
You're quite adorable
when you get keyed up.
368
00:16:04.731 --> 00:16:06.666
Oh! I know it.
369
00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:09.002
You're the biggest liar.
You only ever think of yourself!
370
00:16:09.136 --> 00:16:10.770
No. That's not true.
371
00:16:10.903 --> 00:16:12.105
Just last night, I was up late
372
00:16:12.239 --> 00:16:14.774
imagining what
it must feel like to be you.
373
00:16:16.876 --> 00:16:19.512
But then, I got so bored.
374
00:16:19.979 --> 00:16:21.081
- (SHOUTS)
- (YELPS)
375
00:16:21.214 --> 00:16:23.016
- Five years?
- Yeah.
376
00:16:23.150 --> 00:16:24.651
We could have real lives.
377
00:16:24.784 --> 00:16:25.985
Yes!
378
00:16:26.119 --> 00:16:27.154
- Wow! But...
- (LES SCREAMS)
379
00:16:27.287 --> 00:16:28.421
You little asshole!
380
00:16:28.555 --> 00:16:29.689
- No, uh-uh, no, Derrick!
- Come here!
381
00:16:29.822 --> 00:16:31.524
I'm just,
I'm so afraid to be hopeful.
382
00:16:31.658 --> 00:16:33.793
This could be the biggest
mistake we've ever made.
383
00:16:33.926 --> 00:16:37.430
But Milwaukee
could lead to bigger cities.
384
00:16:37.697 --> 00:16:40.967
Our name could
finally mean something.
385
00:16:41.268 --> 00:16:42.669
This is what
we've been waiting for.
386
00:16:42.802 --> 00:16:45.138
But if it doesn't work,
I mean... (GASPS)
387
00:16:45.272 --> 00:16:47.440
Honey, we'd be
living in the car.
388
00:16:47.574 --> 00:16:49.709
That's a new low, even for us.
389
00:16:49.876 --> 00:16:52.345
Mace, it could be great.
390
00:16:53.713 --> 00:16:55.082
Well... (SIGHS)
391
00:16:55.448 --> 00:16:57.750
Great is the way I like it.
(CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
392
00:17:03.223 --> 00:17:04.857
(CHEERS AND LAUGHS)
393
00:17:04.991 --> 00:17:05.992
Yes!
394
00:17:06.126 --> 00:17:07.994
(BOTH CHEERING AND LAUGHING)
395
00:17:08.295 --> 00:17:10.630
Mwah! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
396
00:17:10.763 --> 00:17:13.200
- (MUFFLED MUSIC)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
397
00:17:13.333 --> 00:17:14.567
(BUDDY) Derrick?
398
00:17:15.335 --> 00:17:17.837
(MUFFLED MUSIC CONTINUES)
399
00:17:25.112 --> 00:17:26.713
I know you're upset.
400
00:17:27.080 --> 00:17:28.748
I'm not upset.
401
00:17:29.382 --> 00:17:30.750
- I'm not going.
- (MUFFLED MUSIC STOPS)
402
00:17:30.883 --> 00:17:32.819
I'll stay here
with Annabeth's family.
403
00:17:32.952 --> 00:17:35.455
That is never going to happen.
404
00:17:35.588 --> 00:17:37.357
I got a job at Foot Locker.
405
00:17:37.490 --> 00:17:39.359
I'll stay with her family,
pay her family rent.
406
00:17:39.492 --> 00:17:41.528
I'll stay in school.
I'm almost 18 anyway.
407
00:17:41.661 --> 00:17:42.662
You're 16.
408
00:17:42.795 --> 00:17:43.763
I'm happy here.
409
00:17:43.896 --> 00:17:45.031
You're gonna be happy there too.
410
00:17:45.165 --> 00:17:46.566
I'm happy here.
411
00:17:46.699 --> 00:17:48.735
Okay? I hate always
saying goodbye to everyone.
412
00:17:48.868 --> 00:17:51.104
Well, you won't have to say
goodbye for five years.
413
00:17:51.238 --> 00:17:53.039
If we even make it there!
414
00:17:53.173 --> 00:17:55.975
This is yours,
Les and Mom's dream.
415
00:17:56.343 --> 00:17:57.744
Theater, it's all right,
416
00:17:57.877 --> 00:18:00.012
except it's bullshit.
It's not real.
417
00:18:00.147 --> 00:18:03.216
Real is so overrated, Derrick.
418
00:18:03.350 --> 00:18:04.751
I-I-I have a girlfriend here.
You--
419
00:18:04.884 --> 00:18:06.619
You'll have a dozen girlfriends.
420
00:18:06.753 --> 00:18:08.988
And that's life. You don't--
You don't stop at the first one.
421
00:18:09.122 --> 00:18:11.658
So I should just sleep around?
Is that what you're telling me?
422
00:18:12.559 --> 00:18:14.461
- Yes.
- (SCOFFS)
423
00:18:14.594 --> 00:18:16.629
I wish someone would've told me.
424
00:18:16.896 --> 00:18:19.832
Look, Derrick,
you're a great looking kid...
425
00:18:19.966 --> 00:18:21.201
You're not listening.
426
00:18:21.334 --> 00:18:22.502
That's the last thing
I think about, you know?
427
00:18:22.635 --> 00:18:24.671
Did you know that
more Playboy Playmates
428
00:18:24.804 --> 00:18:28.175
come out of Milwaukee
than any other town?
429
00:18:28.608 --> 00:18:30.977
Dad, you can't just
make things up
430
00:18:31.110 --> 00:18:32.445
and then think
that they're true.
431
00:18:33.079 --> 00:18:37.083
Derrick, you have to dream
things into happening.
432
00:18:37.217 --> 00:18:39.752
You have to dream
bigger than you are.
433
00:18:39.886 --> 00:18:43.323
And you have to find work
that you love,
434
00:18:43.456 --> 00:18:46.993
and then you bring that love
into work with you.
435
00:18:47.594 --> 00:18:51.264
(STAMMERS) Who would rather
work at the Foot Locker
436
00:18:51.398 --> 00:18:53.666
when you could work
in the theater?
437
00:18:55.968 --> 00:18:57.337
Me!
438
00:18:57.737 --> 00:18:58.771
(SCOFFS)
439
00:18:58.905 --> 00:19:02.475
("WALK OF LIFE"
BY DIRE STRAITS PLAYING)
440
00:19:02.609 --> 00:19:05.111
Thirteen, fourteen.
All bags are accounted for.
441
00:19:05.245 --> 00:19:06.446
You gonna be okay there,
Annabeth?
442
00:19:06.579 --> 00:19:08.815
- (SOBS)
- Okay then.
443
00:19:12.419 --> 00:19:14.987
Goodbye, Akron.
I will not be back.
444
00:19:15.121 --> 00:19:16.856
There are places I like better.
445
00:19:16.989 --> 00:19:20.793
Derrick, come on. Chop, chop.
Get the show on the road.
446
00:19:22.061 --> 00:19:24.964
("WALK OF LIFE"
BY DIRE STRAITS CONTINUES)
447
00:19:25.097 --> 00:19:26.999
(HORN HONKS)
448
00:19:33.273 --> 00:19:36.075
♪ Here comes Johnny
Singing oldies goldies ♪
449
00:19:36.209 --> 00:19:38.811
♪ "Be-Bop-A-Lula"
"Baby What I Say" ♪
450
00:19:38.945 --> 00:19:41.614
♪ Here comes Johnny
Singing "I Got a Woman" ♪
451
00:19:41.748 --> 00:19:44.717
♪ Down in the tunnels
Trying to make it pay ♪
452
00:19:44.851 --> 00:19:47.587
♪ He got the action
He got the motion ♪
453
00:19:47.720 --> 00:19:50.189
♪ Oh, yeah
The boy can play ♪
454
00:19:50.523 --> 00:19:52.859
♪ Dedication
Devotion ♪
455
00:19:52.992 --> 00:19:55.161
♪ Turning all the night time
Into the day ♪
456
00:19:55.295 --> 00:19:57.664
♪ He do the song
About the sweet lovin' woman ♪
457
00:19:57.997 --> 00:19:59.599
♪ He do the song
About the knife ♪
458
00:19:59.732 --> 00:20:00.667
(MUSIC MUFFLES)
459
00:20:00.800 --> 00:20:03.169
♪ They do the walk ♪
460
00:20:03.303 --> 00:20:05.104
What's our address out there?
461
00:20:05.572 --> 00:20:08.308
- Hmm...
- We're not exactly sure.
462
00:20:08.808 --> 00:20:11.811
Remember Dee Baskin, who played
Anybodys in West Side Story?
463
00:20:11.944 --> 00:20:13.680
- In real life too.
- (CHUCKLES)
464
00:20:13.813 --> 00:20:16.616
She sells real estate
in New Jersey now.
465
00:20:16.749 --> 00:20:19.886
We are going to stay in empty
houses Dee Baskin's selling.
466
00:20:20.019 --> 00:20:21.554
(SCOFFS)
Do the owners know?
467
00:20:21.688 --> 00:20:24.657
- (BOTH GROAN)
- Great. We're squatters.
468
00:20:24.791 --> 00:20:25.992
We're enterprising.
469
00:20:26.125 --> 00:20:27.760
I'll just tell Annabeth
to address her letters
470
00:20:27.894 --> 00:20:29.896
to "Empty houses
Dee Baskin is selling."
471
00:20:30.029 --> 00:20:31.464
Derrick, you're handsome.
472
00:20:31.598 --> 00:20:33.065
You'll be single
for an hour wherever we go.
473
00:20:33.199 --> 00:20:35.201
I don't give a red hot shit
about how I look, okay?
474
00:20:35.335 --> 00:20:37.770
I wish everyone would just
shut up about how I looked.
475
00:20:37.904 --> 00:20:39.205
- (LAUGHS)
- What?
476
00:20:39.339 --> 00:20:41.073
Oh, my God, you got lipstick
all over your face!
477
00:20:41.207 --> 00:20:42.809
- Shit.
- (LAUGHS)
478
00:20:42.942 --> 00:20:44.311
Is it gone?
479
00:20:44.444 --> 00:20:45.745
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah. You got it.
480
00:20:45.878 --> 00:20:47.980
("I AM THE VERY MODEL OF
A MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL" PLAYING)
481
00:20:48.981 --> 00:20:51.751
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
482
00:20:51.884 --> 00:20:54.421
♪ I've information vegetable
Animal and mineral ♪
483
00:20:54.554 --> 00:20:55.822
♪ I know the kings of England ♪
484
00:20:55.955 --> 00:20:57.557
♪ And I quote
The fights historical ♪
485
00:20:57.690 --> 00:21:00.059
♪ From Marathon to Waterloo
In order categorical ♪
486
00:21:00.192 --> 00:21:01.894
Ha ha!
487
00:21:02.028 --> 00:21:04.797
♪ I'm very well-acquainted too
With matters mathematical ♪
488
00:21:04.931 --> 00:21:06.232
♪ I understand equations ♪
489
00:21:06.366 --> 00:21:07.500
♪ Both the simple
And quadratical ♪
490
00:21:07.634 --> 00:21:08.901
♪ About binomial theorem ♪
491
00:21:09.035 --> 00:21:11.371
♪ I am teeming
With a lot o' news ♪
492
00:21:12.605 --> 00:21:13.606
Oh, yes.
493
00:21:13.740 --> 00:21:15.107
♪ With many cheerful facts ♪
494
00:21:15.241 --> 00:21:17.276
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse ♪
495
00:21:17.410 --> 00:21:18.778
♪ With many cheerful facts ♪
496
00:21:18.911 --> 00:21:20.246
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse ♪
497
00:21:20.380 --> 00:21:21.748
♪ With many cheerful facts ♪
498
00:21:21.881 --> 00:21:23.182
♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse ♪
499
00:21:23.316 --> 00:21:24.784
♪ With many cheerful facts ♪
500
00:21:24.917 --> 00:21:26.586
♪ About the square
Of the hypoten-potenuse ♪
501
00:21:26.719 --> 00:21:28.688
- (ARPEGGIO PLAYS)
- Mom!
502
00:21:28.821 --> 00:21:31.290
♪ I'm very good at integral
And differential calculus ♪
503
00:21:31.424 --> 00:21:33.960
♪ I know the scientific names
Of beings animalculous ♪
504
00:21:34.093 --> 00:21:36.729
♪ In short in matters vegetable
Animal and mineral ♪
505
00:21:36.863 --> 00:21:39.131
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
506
00:21:39.265 --> 00:21:41.901
♪ In short in matters vegetable
Animal and mineral ♪
507
00:21:42.034 --> 00:21:45.137
♪ He is the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
508
00:21:45.271 --> 00:21:46.506
- (CHUCKLES)
- Derrick!
509
00:21:48.408 --> 00:21:49.576
(BUDDY) Derrick?
510
00:21:50.209 --> 00:21:51.378
(MACY) Derrick?
511
00:21:51.811 --> 00:21:53.380
- Oh, my God.
- (SONG CONTINUES)
512
00:21:53.513 --> 00:21:54.747
(ACTOR)
♪ I know our mythic history ♪
513
00:21:54.881 --> 00:21:55.915
♪ King Arthur's
And Sir Caradoc's ♪
514
00:21:56.048 --> 00:21:57.484
♪ I answer hard acrostics ♪
515
00:21:57.617 --> 00:21:58.485
♪ I've a pretty taste
For paradox ♪
516
00:21:58.618 --> 00:21:59.852
♪ I quote in elegiacs ♪
517
00:21:59.986 --> 00:22:01.488
♪ All the crimes
Of Heliogabalus ♪
518
00:22:01.621 --> 00:22:04.290
♪ In conics I can floor
Peculiarities parabolous ♪
519
00:22:04.424 --> 00:22:05.892
(PERSON COUGHS)
520
00:22:06.025 --> 00:22:07.427
♪ I can tell
Undoubted Raphaels ♪
521
00:22:07.560 --> 00:22:08.928
♪ From Gerard Dows
And Zoffanies ♪
522
00:22:09.061 --> 00:22:10.296
♪ I know the croaking chorus ♪
523
00:22:10.430 --> 00:22:11.531
♪ From the frogs
Of Aristophanes ♪
524
00:22:11.664 --> 00:22:13.165
♪ Then I can hum a fugue ♪
525
00:22:13.299 --> 00:22:14.767
♪ Of which I've heard
The music's din afore ♪
526
00:22:15.134 --> 00:22:17.904
Din afore? Din afore?
Din afore? Ah.
527
00:22:18.371 --> 00:22:19.772
♪ And whistle all the airs ♪
528
00:22:19.906 --> 00:22:21.441
♪ From that infernal nonsense
Pinafore ♪
529
00:22:21.574 --> 00:22:22.975
♪ And whistle all the airs ♪
530
00:22:23.109 --> 00:22:24.143
♪ From that infernal nonsense
Pinafore ♪
531
00:22:24.276 --> 00:22:25.712
♪ And whistle all the airs ♪
532
00:22:25.845 --> 00:22:26.846
♪ From that infernal nonsense
Pinafore ♪
533
00:22:26.979 --> 00:22:28.515
♪ And whistle all the airs ♪
534
00:22:28.648 --> 00:22:30.349
♪ From that infernal nonsense
Pina-Pinafore ♪
535
00:22:30.483 --> 00:22:31.518
(ARPEGGIO PLAYS)
536
00:22:31.651 --> 00:22:33.019
♪ For my military knowledge ♪
537
00:22:33.152 --> 00:22:34.186
♪ Though I'm plucky
And adventury ♪
538
00:22:34.320 --> 00:22:35.588
♪ Has only been brought down ♪
539
00:22:35.722 --> 00:22:37.223
♪ To the beginning
Of the century ♪
540
00:22:37.356 --> 00:22:38.891
♪ But still in matters
Vegetable, animal and mineral ♪
541
00:22:39.025 --> 00:22:40.827
♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
542
00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:42.962
♪ But still in matters
Vegetable, animal and mineral ♪
543
00:22:43.095 --> 00:22:45.665
♪ He is the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪
544
00:22:46.198 --> 00:22:49.068
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
545
00:22:52.004 --> 00:22:53.973
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)
546
00:22:55.642 --> 00:22:56.843
(WHISPERS) What the fuck!
547
00:22:56.976 --> 00:22:58.845
(WOMAN) Bravo!
548
00:22:58.978 --> 00:23:00.713
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
549
00:23:00.847 --> 00:23:04.050
- (BUDDY HUMMING)
- (MACY SIGHS)
550
00:23:06.619 --> 00:23:07.887
Is that the smile
you're gonna wear?
551
00:23:08.020 --> 00:23:09.556
Well, I don't have a poker face.
You know that.
552
00:23:09.689 --> 00:23:11.057
Come on, the show was great.
553
00:23:11.190 --> 00:23:12.625
Yeah, but the house wasn't.
554
00:23:12.759 --> 00:23:15.394
Seriously, Ed Monroe
did not look happy.
555
00:23:15.528 --> 00:23:16.829
What are we gonna say to Ed?
556
00:23:16.963 --> 00:23:19.599
- Ed! Congratulations!
- Ed! Congratulations!
557
00:23:19.732 --> 00:23:21.033
Beautiful production, Buddy.
558
00:23:21.167 --> 00:23:22.669
Well, if you're happy,
we're happy.
559
00:23:22.802 --> 00:23:24.537
- I'm not happy.
- Oh.
560
00:23:24.671 --> 00:23:27.173
- Where was the audience?
- Oh, listen.
561
00:23:27.574 --> 00:23:29.442
Wait until the reviews come out.
562
00:23:29.576 --> 00:23:30.643
Word of mouth will spread.
563
00:23:30.777 --> 00:23:31.778
We'll be selling out
every night.
564
00:23:31.911 --> 00:23:34.814
We better, 'cause this won't do.
565
00:23:34.947 --> 00:23:36.716
(MACY) We hear you, Ed.
We're on it.
566
00:23:36.849 --> 00:23:38.951
(BUDDY) All over it.
Don't worry about a thing.
567
00:23:39.085 --> 00:23:40.252
Buddy, honey,
I want you to meet Fred.
568
00:23:40.386 --> 00:23:41.454
- I'll bring him right back.
- (MACY) Please.
569
00:23:41.588 --> 00:23:42.655
I will.
570
00:23:42.789 --> 00:23:45.157
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (SIGHS)
571
00:23:45.558 --> 00:23:47.694
(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
572
00:23:48.394 --> 00:23:49.629
No.
573
00:23:49.829 --> 00:23:52.364
No, the first time
I kissed a girl,
574
00:23:52.499 --> 00:23:55.668
she stuck her tongue
in my mouth, moved it around...
575
00:23:56.035 --> 00:23:57.904
I thought
she was having a seizure.
576
00:23:58.070 --> 00:23:59.772
Wow, Kyle.
'Cause, you know,
577
00:23:59.906 --> 00:24:01.941
you look like you were born
without your virginity.
578
00:24:02.074 --> 00:24:03.476
(CHUCKLES)
579
00:24:03.976 --> 00:24:05.244
So, uh...
580
00:24:06.445 --> 00:24:08.214
how do you act sexy?
581
00:24:08.347 --> 00:24:10.917
It's more like thinking. Hm?
582
00:24:11.050 --> 00:24:12.284
You know,
when I go up to a girl,
583
00:24:12.418 --> 00:24:15.421
I'm not worrying,
"How will I impress her?"
584
00:24:15.555 --> 00:24:16.956
"What am I gonna say?" No.
585
00:24:17.089 --> 00:24:19.659
You think one thing,
very clearly,
586
00:24:19.792 --> 00:24:21.761
over and over
when you approach...
587
00:24:23.395 --> 00:24:24.396
What?
588
00:24:24.531 --> 00:24:26.666
"I have a foot-long penis."
589
00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:29.268
"I have a foot-long penis."
590
00:24:30.637 --> 00:24:32.371
And then just be
whatever she wants you to be.
591
00:24:32.505 --> 00:24:34.306
You're an actor.
You could do that.
592
00:24:34.440 --> 00:24:35.708
And it's sexy.
593
00:24:35.842 --> 00:24:39.145
Oh, also, try and go
for the plainer girls
594
00:24:39.278 --> 00:24:41.113
who think
you're out of their league.
595
00:24:41.247 --> 00:24:42.915
Flattered sex is amazing.
596
00:24:43.049 --> 00:24:46.553
Now you try.
"I have a foot-long penis."
597
00:24:47.620 --> 00:24:48.855
Oh, really? Just--
598
00:24:48.988 --> 00:24:50.557
Yeah, no, really.
It works every time.
599
00:24:52.158 --> 00:24:53.225
Okay.
600
00:25:10.076 --> 00:25:12.011
You're a very weird kid, Les.
601
00:25:12.344 --> 00:25:13.546
Thanks.
602
00:25:13.846 --> 00:25:17.717
(HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
603
00:25:24.490 --> 00:25:26.593
(MUSIC CONTINUES MUFFLED)
604
00:25:34.366 --> 00:25:35.668
Tonight was fun.
605
00:25:36.502 --> 00:25:38.971
How can you act like we're not
in some serious shit right now?
606
00:25:39.105 --> 00:25:40.506
All I said was tonight was fun.
607
00:25:40.640 --> 00:25:44.043
Ed Monroe is not happy.
We're about to lose everything.
608
00:25:44.176 --> 00:25:46.445
Do you even care
about your family at all?
609
00:25:46.579 --> 00:25:47.580
This is just what we do, Macy.
610
00:25:47.714 --> 00:25:48.948
What do we do?
611
00:25:49.081 --> 00:25:52.819
We struggle, you freak.
It works out, we repeat.
612
00:25:53.319 --> 00:25:54.520
That is not our thing.
613
00:25:54.654 --> 00:25:55.988
That is--
That's a terrible thing.
614
00:25:56.122 --> 00:25:57.323
But it's ours.
615
00:25:57.456 --> 00:25:58.290
Well, it's not the way I see it.
616
00:25:58.424 --> 00:25:59.726
Well, how do you see it?
617
00:25:59.859 --> 00:26:02.962
I see to it we scrape by,
by any means possible
618
00:26:03.095 --> 00:26:04.964
while you promise us
this great future.
619
00:26:05.097 --> 00:26:07.266
- Okay, okay, come on.
- It's exhausting, Buddy.
620
00:26:07.399 --> 00:26:09.101
I am lonely, and it's turning me
into some kind of a shrew.
621
00:26:09.235 --> 00:26:10.302
Macy, please. It's okay.
622
00:26:10.436 --> 00:26:12.204
I'm actually
repelling people now,
623
00:26:12.338 --> 00:26:13.505
and I don't blame them.
624
00:26:13.640 --> 00:26:15.775
I'm even repelling you!
625
00:26:15.908 --> 00:26:17.243
We're about to lose everything,
626
00:26:17.376 --> 00:26:19.145
and you're talking about
what fun you had at a party.
627
00:26:19.278 --> 00:26:20.446
(GROANS)
628
00:26:20.579 --> 00:26:23.515
You know,
it would be nice if just once
629
00:26:23.650 --> 00:26:26.085
you showed a little faith in me.
630
00:26:26.218 --> 00:26:27.519
Just a little.
631
00:26:27.654 --> 00:26:30.189
You, you put so much faith
in your invisible God.
632
00:26:30.322 --> 00:26:33.225
Well, I'm actually here,
and you have none in me.
633
00:26:33.359 --> 00:26:35.795
Because you promised
we'd make it in five years!
634
00:26:35.928 --> 00:26:37.630
Wishing things
won't work, Buddy.
635
00:26:37.764 --> 00:26:39.298
This is my dream too!
636
00:26:39.431 --> 00:26:42.635
I have given us a big life!
637
00:26:42.769 --> 00:26:44.070
A unique one.
638
00:26:44.203 --> 00:26:46.038
Don't treat that
like it's nothing.
639
00:26:46.172 --> 00:26:47.039
(MACY SIGHS)
640
00:26:47.173 --> 00:26:48.775
And we're not doing so badly.
641
00:26:48.908 --> 00:26:50.376
No, we're doing horribly!
642
00:26:50.509 --> 00:26:52.344
- Oh, my--
- We have kids.
643
00:26:52.478 --> 00:26:54.046
You wanted to wait so long
644
00:26:54.180 --> 00:26:55.514
'cause you didn't wanna
make the same mistakes
645
00:26:55.648 --> 00:26:56.716
as your mean dead aunts,
646
00:26:56.849 --> 00:26:58.550
but your mistakes
are just as bad.
647
00:26:58.685 --> 00:27:00.720
- We're living hand-to-mouth...
- Ha! Jee-- I mean--
648
00:27:00.853 --> 00:27:02.755
...in empty houses
Dee Baskin is selling.
649
00:27:02.889 --> 00:27:03.990
What's your plan B?
650
00:27:04.123 --> 00:27:06.558
We are not living hand-to-mouth.
651
00:27:06.693 --> 00:27:09.061
We are so rich in so many ways,
652
00:27:09.195 --> 00:27:11.530
but the only thing you ever see
is what we don't have.
653
00:27:11.664 --> 00:27:13.465
Yeah, well, unless we get
some butts in those seats,
654
00:27:13.599 --> 00:27:15.601
I don't know where we're going.
Where are we going, Buddy?
655
00:27:15.735 --> 00:27:19.438
As I've said all along, we are
either all in or we're not.
656
00:27:19.571 --> 00:27:21.173
I will make this work!
657
00:27:22.074 --> 00:27:24.711
All right? I promise.
658
00:27:26.378 --> 00:27:27.379
(DOOR SLAMS)
659
00:27:28.781 --> 00:27:30.049
(GROANS)
660
00:27:32.118 --> 00:27:34.286
(DISTANT SIREN WAILS)
661
00:27:47.566 --> 00:27:49.268
Come on, go to sleep.
662
00:27:49.401 --> 00:27:51.804
Your mom and I
were just rehearsing.
663
00:27:55.975 --> 00:27:57.777
(WHISPERS)
I don't know how,
664
00:27:58.544 --> 00:28:01.714
but your mom will blame me
if she knows you're still up.
665
00:28:02.348 --> 00:28:04.083
How old were you
when you married Mom?
666
00:28:04.216 --> 00:28:06.352
You know we don't do age
in this house.
667
00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:08.320
(EXHALES)
668
00:28:10.723 --> 00:28:12.224
(BUDDY SIGHS)
669
00:28:15.762 --> 00:28:17.797
She was so much fun, your mom.
670
00:28:18.697 --> 00:28:20.366
No, she really was.
671
00:28:21.100 --> 00:28:22.534
But she couldn't say,
"I love you"
672
00:28:22.668 --> 00:28:26.238
unless she really
felt it deeply.
673
00:28:27.106 --> 00:28:29.876
I could say "love" like
other people say "envelope,"
674
00:28:30.009 --> 00:28:31.610
I'm so shallow.
675
00:28:32.044 --> 00:28:33.946
So I admire that in her.
676
00:28:35.514 --> 00:28:36.983
What was your mom like?
677
00:28:37.116 --> 00:28:39.318
Oh, I really don't remember her.
678
00:28:39.518 --> 00:28:41.020
She walked out
when I was only four,
679
00:28:41.153 --> 00:28:42.654
didn't even shut the door.
680
00:28:42.989 --> 00:28:47.193
I had to live with my aunts,
Astrid and Reliance.
681
00:28:47.593 --> 00:28:48.761
God.
682
00:28:49.261 --> 00:28:53.465
So, your mom could be
anywhere in the world,
683
00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:54.533
you'd never know it.
684
00:28:54.666 --> 00:28:57.569
Yeah. People are shits.
685
00:28:58.871 --> 00:29:00.940
But that's on them.
686
00:29:01.073 --> 00:29:02.942
How you treat people
is more important.
687
00:29:03.075 --> 00:29:07.313
And, Les, you have
a huge capacity for kindness.
688
00:29:07.479 --> 00:29:09.181
Yeah, yeah, I know.
689
00:29:10.282 --> 00:29:11.784
I didn't learn
anything about love
690
00:29:11.918 --> 00:29:14.320
from Astrid and Reliance.
691
00:29:15.121 --> 00:29:16.422
I got all that from your mother.
692
00:29:17.356 --> 00:29:18.490
Yeah.
693
00:29:18.657 --> 00:29:20.092
And you two monsters.
694
00:29:22.428 --> 00:29:23.830
Can you imagine
your mother's face
695
00:29:23.963 --> 00:29:25.531
when the money comes in?
696
00:29:26.498 --> 00:29:27.599
Wow. (LAUGHS)
697
00:29:28.600 --> 00:29:30.602
Oh, that would be something.
698
00:29:34.941 --> 00:29:36.943
I wish I knew how to do it.
699
00:29:39.912 --> 00:29:41.247
We will.
700
00:29:43.649 --> 00:29:44.951
I know.
701
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:50.589
- (BAGPIPES PLAYING)
- (DOGS BARKING)
702
00:29:56.395 --> 00:29:57.897
(GROANS)
703
00:30:02.634 --> 00:30:05.938
(DISTANT TRAIN HORN BLARES)
704
00:30:08.507 --> 00:30:10.776
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Yeah?
705
00:30:11.710 --> 00:30:13.345
- Hey.
- Hey.
706
00:30:13.612 --> 00:30:17.183
I told Les
I'd drop these off to him.
707
00:30:17.716 --> 00:30:18.851
Did he tell you I was coming by?
708
00:30:18.985 --> 00:30:20.452
No, of course not. (CHUCKLES)
709
00:30:20.786 --> 00:30:22.321
Books on acting.
710
00:30:22.454 --> 00:30:24.891
Oh, I don't know if I should
thank you or throw them at you.
711
00:30:26.825 --> 00:30:29.028
I tell you what,
you wash, I'll dry.
712
00:30:29.161 --> 00:30:30.462
Then I got to get to rehearsal.
713
00:30:30.596 --> 00:30:31.797
Deal. (CLEARS THROAT)
714
00:30:31.931 --> 00:30:33.365
Thank you.
715
00:30:34.000 --> 00:30:37.236
(EXHALES)
So, what's your story?
716
00:30:37.769 --> 00:30:39.005
Where you from, anyway?
717
00:30:39.138 --> 00:30:41.607
Arkansas City, Kansas.
You ever hear of it?
718
00:30:42.341 --> 00:30:43.809
- No, never will.
- (CHUCKLES)
719
00:30:44.143 --> 00:30:45.744
So what do you do
for fun in Arkansas?
720
00:30:45.878 --> 00:30:47.013
(MACY LAUGHS)
721
00:30:47.146 --> 00:30:49.381
Oh, think of ways
to get out, mostly.
722
00:30:49.882 --> 00:30:51.850
But looking back,
I was happy then,
723
00:30:51.984 --> 00:30:53.886
and didn't even know it.
724
00:30:54.420 --> 00:30:56.355
Maybe that's just being young.
725
00:30:57.056 --> 00:31:00.659
But I was Queen
of the Arkalala Festival.
726
00:31:00.792 --> 00:31:02.761
Oh, I knew you looked familiar.
727
00:31:02.895 --> 00:31:04.931
(MACY LAUGHS)
728
00:31:05.064 --> 00:31:06.532
My nickname growing up
was Bigfoot
729
00:31:06.665 --> 00:31:08.434
'cause I was six feet
by the time I was twelve.
730
00:31:08.567 --> 00:31:10.769
So you could've knocked me over
when I got that crown.
731
00:31:10.903 --> 00:31:12.638
It sounds like an honor,
732
00:31:12.771 --> 00:31:16.108
but pretty slim pickings
in Arkansas, I admit it.
733
00:31:16.242 --> 00:31:17.776
- (LAUGHS)
- Is that where you met Buddy?
734
00:31:17.910 --> 00:31:20.379
No, we met at a theater party.
735
00:31:20.846 --> 00:31:22.014
I think he always thought
736
00:31:22.148 --> 00:31:23.983
I was gonna be
that kind of party happy.
737
00:31:24.116 --> 00:31:26.986
And I let him.
We married a week later.
738
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:28.287
Mm.
739
00:31:28.420 --> 00:31:29.621
It was like there was
a spotlight on him
740
00:31:29.755 --> 00:31:31.323
anywhere he'd go.
741
00:31:31.924 --> 00:31:33.492
And he chose me.
742
00:31:34.994 --> 00:31:36.195
Hmm.
743
00:31:37.263 --> 00:31:38.564
It's hard being the plus one
744
00:31:38.697 --> 00:31:41.100
in your own life sometimes,
though, you know?
745
00:31:41.533 --> 00:31:44.370
I've never felt like
a plus one before.
746
00:31:44.636 --> 00:31:46.738
(LAUGHS) No.
747
00:31:46.872 --> 00:31:48.340
- What?
- No.
748
00:31:48.474 --> 00:31:50.309
(LAUGHS) Well...
749
00:31:51.177 --> 00:31:52.378
- What?
- Nothing.
750
00:31:52.511 --> 00:31:53.912
- (LAUGHS)
- (CLEARS THROAT)
751
00:31:54.146 --> 00:31:55.948
I don't see him going anywhere.
752
00:31:56.682 --> 00:31:59.051
No. Mm-mm. He's not.
753
00:31:59.485 --> 00:32:00.486
I am.
754
00:32:01.520 --> 00:32:02.688
Rehearsals.
755
00:32:02.821 --> 00:32:03.990
(MACY CHUCKLES)
756
00:32:04.690 --> 00:32:06.292
Thanks for the books.
757
00:32:06.425 --> 00:32:08.727
And in the future,
when Les is on unemployment,
758
00:32:08.860 --> 00:32:10.262
we'll think of you.
759
00:32:12.965 --> 00:32:17.469
(QUIRKY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
760
00:32:35.554 --> 00:32:37.189
(BUDDY) Thank you for the tour.
761
00:32:37.323 --> 00:32:40.259
I've been looking for a really
nice place to worship.
762
00:32:40.392 --> 00:32:41.693
You're very welcome here.
763
00:32:41.827 --> 00:32:43.162
- Oh.
- Anytime.
764
00:32:43.295 --> 00:32:45.964
Thank you. How many
parishioners do you have here?
765
00:32:46.098 --> 00:32:48.700
I would say 120.
766
00:32:49.468 --> 00:32:50.769
Oh...
767
00:32:50.902 --> 00:32:52.704
Well, it's a start.
768
00:32:52.938 --> 00:32:54.373
Very nice.
769
00:32:54.940 --> 00:32:56.742
Rabbi, how many
members are there
770
00:32:56.875 --> 00:32:58.644
in the temple's congregation?
771
00:32:58.777 --> 00:33:02.214
The masonry itself
is just spectacular.
772
00:33:03.982 --> 00:33:05.251
As the newest member
773
00:33:05.384 --> 00:33:08.720
of the Ascension Greek
Orthodox Church,
774
00:33:08.854 --> 00:33:10.356
I would love to organize
775
00:33:10.489 --> 00:33:13.292
a theater party
for all our parishioners.
776
00:33:13.425 --> 00:33:15.894
So Catholics can come
to our productions
777
00:33:16.028 --> 00:33:18.197
at a much reduced rate...
778
00:33:19.331 --> 00:33:21.167
seeing that I'm one of you now.
779
00:33:22.101 --> 00:33:24.170
Buddy, that's horrible.
780
00:33:24.303 --> 00:33:26.338
How many churches did you join?
781
00:33:26.472 --> 00:33:27.573
Eleven.
782
00:33:28.840 --> 00:33:31.177
What? You're always
after me to join the church.
783
00:33:31.310 --> 00:33:34.613
Buddy, it's a sin to lie
to a man of the cloth!
784
00:33:34.746 --> 00:33:36.115
Who lied?
785
00:33:36.248 --> 00:33:38.950
I said I wanted
to join the church, I joined.
786
00:33:39.085 --> 00:33:40.419
Well, you're sending
yourself to hell.
787
00:33:40.552 --> 00:33:42.221
I hope you know that.
Straight to hell.
788
00:33:42.354 --> 00:33:44.323
I'm doubling our subscriptions.
789
00:33:47.326 --> 00:33:50.362
- Seriously?
- (DEVIOUSLY) Yes.
790
00:33:56.302 --> 00:33:57.569
(POPS MOUTH)
791
00:34:01.940 --> 00:34:03.509
(SIGHS AND CHUCKLES)
792
00:34:03.642 --> 00:34:06.545
I bet I could get us a balcony
full of Episcopalians then.
793
00:34:06.678 --> 00:34:07.579
(LAUGHS) Yes!
794
00:34:07.713 --> 00:34:09.248
Holy cow!
795
00:34:09.381 --> 00:34:10.982
(LAUGHING AND GROANING)
796
00:34:11.117 --> 00:34:12.484
(GASPS)
797
00:34:12.618 --> 00:34:16.388
Oh, my God, you look
exactly like the girl I married.
798
00:34:17.656 --> 00:34:18.924
Wow.
799
00:34:19.491 --> 00:34:21.527
Or maybe we always
see the people we love
800
00:34:21.660 --> 00:34:23.829
the way they looked when
we first fell in love with 'em.
801
00:34:23.962 --> 00:34:24.896
I'm not like that girl.
802
00:34:25.030 --> 00:34:26.365
Oh, you're not?
803
00:34:26.498 --> 00:34:29.000
You said, "Holy cow!"
804
00:34:29.135 --> 00:34:30.702
Maybe you don't see it,
but I do.
805
00:34:30.836 --> 00:34:32.604
You just want to see it.
806
00:34:34.340 --> 00:34:37.243
I told you I was gonna
make this happen, Macy.
807
00:34:40.612 --> 00:34:42.848
You're very sexy
when you get all self-starty.
808
00:34:44.216 --> 00:34:47.219
Wow, get used to that.
809
00:34:49.288 --> 00:34:51.890
What? What are you doing?
810
00:34:52.023 --> 00:34:53.325
- Come here.
- What?
811
00:34:53.459 --> 00:34:55.026
We have just enough time
for a quickie.
812
00:34:55.261 --> 00:34:56.562
(LAUGHS) What?
813
00:34:56.862 --> 00:34:58.630
(MACY) Come on,
right here on the counter.
814
00:34:58.764 --> 00:35:01.167
We'll turn off the lights.
Save on the electricity bill.
815
00:35:01.600 --> 00:35:04.470
Macy?
We can't, we don't have time.
816
00:35:04.603 --> 00:35:05.937
- Five minutes, tops.
- No. Look,
817
00:35:06.071 --> 00:35:08.474
Les could be here
any second with--
818
00:35:08.607 --> 00:35:10.409
with Fritzi and Loud Sue
and the rest of the gang.
819
00:35:10.542 --> 00:35:11.943
When is Les ever on time?
820
00:35:12.077 --> 00:35:13.779
Oh, my God!
821
00:35:13.912 --> 00:35:16.014
(LAUGHS)
822
00:35:16.148 --> 00:35:19.751
You are my favorite wife ever!
823
00:35:22.821 --> 00:35:23.855
Ooh!
824
00:35:25.824 --> 00:35:28.594
I'm gonna go to the store
to get beer for everyone.
825
00:35:28.727 --> 00:35:29.695
(DOOR OPENS)
826
00:35:31.397 --> 00:35:32.564
(DOOR CLOSES)
827
00:35:34.099 --> 00:35:35.367
Macy, this is the best brownie
828
00:35:35.501 --> 00:35:37.068
I've ever had
in my entire mouth.
829
00:35:37.203 --> 00:35:38.670
(LAUGHS)
830
00:35:38.804 --> 00:35:40.406
Dad, can we do On Borrowed Time
when we get to Milwaukee?
831
00:35:40.539 --> 00:35:41.773
If we get to Milwaukee.
832
00:35:41.907 --> 00:35:43.775
Honestly, Les.
You only ever want to do plays
833
00:35:43.909 --> 00:35:45.311
with parts for you in it.
834
00:35:45.444 --> 00:35:47.879
Well, you got to audition
like everybody else, sport.
835
00:35:48.013 --> 00:35:49.681
(WOMAN) Barbra Streisand
made me her Brooklyn brownie
836
00:35:49.815 --> 00:35:52.284
when I was with the Broadway
company of Funny Girl.
837
00:35:52.418 --> 00:35:54.520
(CHUCKLES)
It doesn't compare to this.
838
00:35:54.653 --> 00:35:57.256
They always make me audition.
I hate auditioning for them.
839
00:35:57.389 --> 00:35:59.258
(WOMAN)
Kyle, you're the first person
840
00:35:59.391 --> 00:36:00.192
who didn't look impressed
when I happen to mention
841
00:36:00.326 --> 00:36:01.493
I worked with Barbra.
842
00:36:01.627 --> 00:36:02.828
And they always say
the same thing
843
00:36:02.961 --> 00:36:04.430
after every audition.
844
00:36:04.563 --> 00:36:06.998
(BOTH) Thank you, Les.
We'll call you.
845
00:36:07.132 --> 00:36:08.667
You know, and they never call.
846
00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:10.436
I have to audition
again tomorrow.
847
00:36:10.569 --> 00:36:12.371
Brighton Beach Memoirs.
It's the lead.
848
00:36:12.504 --> 00:36:13.739
I was the first replacement,
849
00:36:13.872 --> 00:36:16.675
Mrs. Strakosh,
in the original show. (LAUGHS)
850
00:36:16.808 --> 00:36:18.143
Does that make me
too old for you?
851
00:36:18.277 --> 00:36:19.645
No. It's your age that does.
852
00:36:20.212 --> 00:36:21.347
(RINGING)
853
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:23.014
That's my beeper.
854
00:36:23.382 --> 00:36:25.584
Oh, I gotta check
my answering service.
855
00:36:25.717 --> 00:36:28.153
- Oh, maybe it's your big break.
- Yeah.
856
00:36:28.287 --> 00:36:30.155
Hey, Macy, can I use your phone?
Whoa.
857
00:36:30.289 --> 00:36:31.923
- Of course.
- Thanks.
858
00:36:32.458 --> 00:36:34.960
Relax, dear. He plays
for my team, not yours.
859
00:36:35.093 --> 00:36:37.195
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
860
00:36:37.329 --> 00:36:39.565
(BUDDY)
There you go. You got it.
861
00:36:39.998 --> 00:36:43.569
(QUIRKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)
862
00:36:49.441 --> 00:36:50.876
Les Smart.
863
00:36:51.910 --> 00:36:53.379
It's Lester.
864
00:36:59.084 --> 00:37:00.852
(BUDDY CLEARS THROAT)
865
00:37:01.287 --> 00:37:02.954
Whenever you're ready, Lester.
866
00:37:04.423 --> 00:37:05.691
Oh, yeah.
867
00:37:06.224 --> 00:37:08.126
- (BUDDY) * One... ♪
- (LES) Two, shoulders up.
868
00:37:08.260 --> 00:37:09.795
(BOTH) * Singular sensation
Every little step she takes ♪
869
00:37:09.928 --> 00:37:11.430
(LES) Point and point.
And step.
870
00:37:11.563 --> 00:37:12.731
Hat to the head. Three, four.
871
00:37:12.864 --> 00:37:14.733
- * One ♪
- Elbow right, down.
872
00:37:14.866 --> 00:37:18.169
♪ Brilliant combination
Every move that she makes ♪
873
00:37:18.304 --> 00:37:20.105
Step, brush, three, four.
874
00:37:20.238 --> 00:37:23.509
♪ One smile
And suddenly nobody else ♪
875
00:37:23.642 --> 00:37:26.878
Step, flick, step, up,
step and step, slow.
876
00:37:27.479 --> 00:37:29.381
♪ You know you'll never
Be lonely ♪
877
00:37:29.515 --> 00:37:30.582
(LES) Kick, step, brush.
878
00:37:30.716 --> 00:37:32.518
♪ With you-know-who ♪
879
00:37:32.651 --> 00:37:34.820
- Five, six. Back, back!
- (BUDDY CONTINUES SINGING)
880
00:37:34.953 --> 00:37:38.123
Yes, Tiffany,
find your light, pop, good.
881
00:37:38.256 --> 00:37:40.058
♪ And you can forget the rest ♪
882
00:37:40.191 --> 00:37:41.360
♪ Diddla-diddla-do ♪
883
00:37:41.493 --> 00:37:44.062
♪ For the girl is second best ♪
884
00:37:44.195 --> 00:37:48.199
♪ To none, son ♪
885
00:37:48.667 --> 00:37:50.235
♪ Ooh, sigh ♪
886
00:37:50.369 --> 00:37:52.103
♪ Give her your attention ♪
887
00:37:52.237 --> 00:37:55.807
♪ Do I really have to mention ♪
888
00:37:55.941 --> 00:38:01.580
♪ She's the one ♪
889
00:38:01.813 --> 00:38:04.450
(HUMMING)
890
00:38:05.250 --> 00:38:06.785
When do we hear about Milwaukee?
891
00:38:07.218 --> 00:38:09.321
Shouldn't we have heard
something already?
892
00:38:09.821 --> 00:38:14.360
Derrick, what are you gonna do
when the money comes in?
893
00:38:14.760 --> 00:38:15.761
Hmm?
894
00:38:15.894 --> 00:38:17.162
- When the money comes in?
- Yeah.
895
00:38:17.295 --> 00:38:18.564
I'm gonna get Green Bay
season tickets
896
00:38:18.697 --> 00:38:20.366
right at the 50-yard line.
897
00:38:20.499 --> 00:38:22.033
I mean,
everyone's writing them off,
898
00:38:22.167 --> 00:38:23.602
but I don't know.
899
00:38:25.971 --> 00:38:28.139
Well, what are we gonna do
if Milwaukee doesn't happen?
900
00:38:28.273 --> 00:38:32.811
Oh, it will happen.
Everything's gonna be great.
901
00:38:32.944 --> 00:38:35.481
But, I mean, like,
do we have a place to go?
902
00:38:35.614 --> 00:38:37.683
Because eventually Dee Baskin's
gonna sell a house.
903
00:38:37.816 --> 00:38:40.552
No, we are all in on this one.
904
00:38:40.686 --> 00:38:43.889
But, the bigger the risk,
the bigger the reward.
905
00:38:44.022 --> 00:38:45.691
(SMACKS LIPS)
The bigger the loss.
906
00:38:47.058 --> 00:38:49.361
I mean... (STAMMERS)
how will we even pay for food?
907
00:38:49.495 --> 00:38:50.796
- Theater tickets.
- Theater tickets.
908
00:38:50.929 --> 00:38:51.997
(SCOFFS)
909
00:38:52.130 --> 00:38:53.932
You gotta have
a little faith, Derrick.
910
00:38:54.065 --> 00:38:57.936
You might ask yourself,
"Why can't I be more like Les?"
911
00:38:58.069 --> 00:38:59.037
'Cause I'm more like me.
912
00:38:59.170 --> 00:39:01.172
He's got a positive attitude.
913
00:39:01.306 --> 00:39:03.642
He has faith that we're
going to end up in Milwaukee.
914
00:39:03.775 --> 00:39:05.644
- Don't you, Les?
- Nope.
915
00:39:07.012 --> 00:39:08.046
Thanks.
916
00:39:08.647 --> 00:39:10.048
Very funny.
917
00:39:10.616 --> 00:39:11.883
- Watch out for the pothole.
- Hmm?
918
00:39:12.017 --> 00:39:14.052
- The pothole, right--
- (METALLIC THUD)
919
00:39:14.420 --> 00:39:16.354
- Sorry.
- Really?
920
00:39:17.288 --> 00:39:18.524
Derrick?
921
00:39:18.924 --> 00:39:20.859
I need to talk to you
about all the girls
922
00:39:20.992 --> 00:39:22.394
that you've been
kissing on lately.
923
00:39:22.528 --> 00:39:23.929
No, no, you don't.
924
00:39:24.062 --> 00:39:26.665
Yes, I do. Your mother and I
think you're being a slut.
925
00:39:26.798 --> 00:39:28.734
No, look, you-- you told me
to sleep around. Okay?
926
00:39:28.867 --> 00:39:31.169
It's exactly what you said,
word-for-word.
927
00:39:31.302 --> 00:39:33.505
"Have a big life," you said.
You wished someone had told you.
928
00:39:33.639 --> 00:39:34.773
That doesn't mean
you sleep around
929
00:39:34.906 --> 00:39:37.943
with every girl
from Secaucus to Paramus.
930
00:39:38.076 --> 00:39:40.579
I mean, there's horny,
and then there's pervy.
931
00:39:40.946 --> 00:39:42.347
Watch out for the pothole.
Do you see it?
932
00:39:42.481 --> 00:39:43.782
- Right there.
- (METALLIC THUD)
933
00:39:43.915 --> 00:39:46.217
- Dad, he's doing it on purpose.
- Shut up!
934
00:39:46.351 --> 00:39:47.352
Hey!
935
00:39:47.486 --> 00:39:48.787
If you have sex
without a condom,
936
00:39:48.920 --> 00:39:50.822
your mom's gonna
cut your balls off.
937
00:39:54.660 --> 00:39:56.662
I think this talk went well.
938
00:39:58.897 --> 00:40:00.966
(LES) Derrick, can you drop
me off at the theater?
939
00:40:09.541 --> 00:40:11.477
(BUDDY)
All right, Lester, have fun.
940
00:40:25.323 --> 00:40:27.626
(WOMAN) Les, darling.
941
00:40:27.893 --> 00:40:29.928
How did you know I'd be here?
942
00:40:30.228 --> 00:40:33.499
(LES) Tallulah Bankhead,
1902 to 1968.
943
00:40:33.632 --> 00:40:37.135
You look ghastly, Les darling.
What's the matter?
944
00:40:37.268 --> 00:40:40.205
I'm just waiting to see
if I got a part and...
945
00:40:41.306 --> 00:40:42.708
It's a long story, Tallulah,
946
00:40:42.841 --> 00:40:45.143
and I'm not sure how I come out
at the end of it.
947
00:40:45.276 --> 00:40:46.978
Champagne?
948
00:40:47.112 --> 00:40:50.549
I meant for me. (LAUGHS)
949
00:40:50.682 --> 00:40:52.751
You know, plus, Derrick's
making out like a bandit,
950
00:40:52.884 --> 00:40:54.486
and it's got me thinking--
951
00:40:54.620 --> 00:40:56.087
I don't know what to tell you.
952
00:40:56.221 --> 00:40:58.724
I've been with many men,
and I've been with many women.
953
00:40:58.857 --> 00:41:03.328
And, darling, there has got
to be something better.
954
00:41:03.829 --> 00:41:05.263
(DISTANT RATTLING)
955
00:41:05.396 --> 00:41:06.598
Did you hear that?
956
00:41:13.338 --> 00:41:15.306
(RATTLING CONTINUES)
957
00:41:21.212 --> 00:41:23.014
(MOANING)
958
00:41:24.115 --> 00:41:25.617
- Oh!
- Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
959
00:41:25.751 --> 00:41:26.985
I-I didn't see anything.
960
00:41:27.118 --> 00:41:28.319
Oh, shit.
961
00:41:30.255 --> 00:41:31.590
Les...
962
00:41:33.058 --> 00:41:35.060
(WHIMPERS)
963
00:41:35.594 --> 00:41:37.696
(CRYING)
964
00:41:40.098 --> 00:41:43.969
Les, wait, please!
Les, Les, no...
965
00:41:45.236 --> 00:41:46.337
Buddy?
966
00:41:46.471 --> 00:41:49.541
What-- What happened?
What's wrong?
967
00:41:50.075 --> 00:41:53.211
What did-- What do you--
Who's on the phone?
968
00:41:54.746 --> 00:41:56.014
(STAMMERS)
969
00:41:58.383 --> 00:41:59.718
We got Milwaukee.
970
00:42:01.753 --> 00:42:03.221
I got the call.
971
00:42:03.789 --> 00:42:05.223
Milwaukee!
972
00:42:06.091 --> 00:42:07.659
Five years!
973
00:42:07.793 --> 00:42:10.696
We are set for
the next full five years!
974
00:42:10.829 --> 00:42:12.664
Oh, my God!
975
00:42:13.164 --> 00:42:16.067
Champagne.
We need champagne. Lots of it!
976
00:42:16.201 --> 00:42:18.937
We're celebrating big time.
You know why, Les?
977
00:42:19.070 --> 00:42:21.072
It's not just
because of the phone call.
978
00:42:21.206 --> 00:42:22.473
Les...
979
00:42:23.174 --> 00:42:24.309
I should probably go
through your people,
980
00:42:24.442 --> 00:42:25.744
I know, but I can't wait.
981
00:42:27.713 --> 00:42:30.148
You got the role.
982
00:42:31.750 --> 00:42:33.118
What?
983
00:42:33.251 --> 00:42:34.452
What? The role.
984
00:42:34.586 --> 00:42:36.387
Brighton Beach Memoirs.
You got the role.
985
00:42:36.521 --> 00:42:39.725
You were the best actor. Truly.
986
00:42:39.858 --> 00:42:42.360
There was no nepotism involved.
987
00:42:46.164 --> 00:42:47.733
Oh-oh-oh.
988
00:42:48.399 --> 00:42:52.270
There you go. Yes, let it out.
You deserve it.
989
00:42:53.004 --> 00:42:54.606
Oh, I'm so proud of you.
990
00:42:54.740 --> 00:42:56.141
(BUDDY LAUGHS)
991
00:42:56.274 --> 00:43:00.278
Congratulations. You wanna
go to the store with me?
992
00:43:01.880 --> 00:43:03.414
No, it's okay, it's okay.
993
00:43:04.315 --> 00:43:05.416
You know what?
994
00:43:06.785 --> 00:43:09.220
This is a turning point
for our family.
995
00:43:10.155 --> 00:43:11.456
(CHUCKLES)
996
00:43:11.890 --> 00:43:14.092
Whoo! (LAUGHS)
997
00:43:18.764 --> 00:43:19.998
(WHISPERS) Les...
998
00:43:23.902 --> 00:43:25.937
(DISTANT BELL TOLLING)
999
00:43:30.308 --> 00:43:31.276
Alcohol...
1000
00:43:31.409 --> 00:43:33.111
(DOOR CHIMES)
1001
00:43:33.244 --> 00:43:34.946
Do you have
any decent champagne?
1002
00:43:35.080 --> 00:43:37.148
(CLERK) Indecent only.
1003
00:43:37.548 --> 00:43:39.384
Everyone's a comedian.
1004
00:43:40.185 --> 00:43:41.219
(HUMMING)
1005
00:43:41.352 --> 00:43:42.654
There we go.
1006
00:43:42.788 --> 00:43:44.956
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1007
00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:49.995
Mm.
1008
00:44:05.510 --> 00:44:06.544
No, no, no.
1009
00:44:06.678 --> 00:44:09.080
(HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
1010
00:44:09.214 --> 00:44:10.181
No.
1011
00:44:10.315 --> 00:44:13.218
(DEEP RUMBLING)
1012
00:44:19.657 --> 00:44:21.292
(MUFFLED THUD)
1013
00:44:29.901 --> 00:44:31.336
(MUFFLED THUD)
1014
00:44:49.620 --> 00:44:52.257
Welcome in the name of Jesus,
1015
00:44:52.390 --> 00:44:56.361
we are gathered to worship,
to proclaim Christ crucified
1016
00:44:56.494 --> 00:44:58.964
and reason
to remember before God,
1017
00:44:59.097 --> 00:45:02.400
our brother Buddy Smart.
1018
00:45:02.533 --> 00:45:04.903
To give thanks for his life,
1019
00:45:05.036 --> 00:45:08.006
to commend him
to our merciful redeemer
1020
00:45:08.139 --> 00:45:11.676
and to comfort
one another in our grief.
1021
00:45:11.810 --> 00:45:14.045
The grace
of our Lord Jesus Christ
1022
00:45:14.179 --> 00:45:16.581
and the communion
of the holy spirit
1023
00:45:16.948 --> 00:45:21.519
all gather grace and glory,
we remember before you today...
1024
00:45:21.652 --> 00:45:23.388
(VOICE GROWS DISTANT)
...our brother Buddy.
1025
00:45:23.521 --> 00:45:26.357
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS)
1026
00:45:26.491 --> 00:45:29.227
(MUFFLED VOICE
CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1027
00:45:33.932 --> 00:45:36.534
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC SWELLS)
1028
00:45:38.269 --> 00:45:40.338
(MUFFLED VOICE
CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
1029
00:45:41.773 --> 00:45:45.210
(OVERLAPPING WHISPERED SPEECH)
1030
00:45:49.915 --> 00:45:51.983
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1031
00:45:53.351 --> 00:45:55.186
Do you remember Mr. Paterson?
1032
00:45:55.686 --> 00:45:57.288
Son, sorry for your loss.
1033
00:45:58.623 --> 00:46:00.125
Oh, doctor.
1034
00:46:00.725 --> 00:46:02.227
(GRUNTS)
1035
00:46:03.394 --> 00:46:06.397
Boys, I'm so sorry
for your loss.
1036
00:46:07.799 --> 00:46:09.134
And, Macy.
1037
00:46:09.267 --> 00:46:13.004
He lived life exactly
the way he wanted.
1038
00:46:13.338 --> 00:46:17.475
It's a gift. No one could ever
tell Buddy what to do.
1039
00:46:17.608 --> 00:46:20.545
I could. And did.
But he didn't listen anyway.
1040
00:46:20.678 --> 00:46:21.913
(CHUCKLES)
1041
00:46:22.047 --> 00:46:23.414
Clearly, I couldn't.
1042
00:46:23.548 --> 00:46:26.051
Dr. Kannengiser, thank you
for coming all that way.
1043
00:46:26.184 --> 00:46:30.255
I'm just so overwhelmed
by how many people showed up.
1044
00:46:31.389 --> 00:46:33.158
I wish Buddy could've seen it.
1045
00:46:33.524 --> 00:46:34.926
He loved a packed house.
1046
00:46:35.060 --> 00:46:36.627
(LAUGHS) That he did.
1047
00:46:37.195 --> 00:46:41.299
Doctor... what couldn't you
tell Buddy to do?
1048
00:46:42.067 --> 00:46:46.204
Well, you know. Retire.
'Cause of his heart.
1049
00:47:21.506 --> 00:47:22.974
(BUDDY, ON RECORDING)
You've reached the Smarts.
1050
00:47:23.108 --> 00:47:24.042
If you were trying
for someone else,
1051
00:47:24.175 --> 00:47:25.476
we beg your pardon.
1052
00:47:25.610 --> 00:47:28.079
I will recite a poem
if you leave a message.
1053
00:47:28.213 --> 00:47:29.514
(CLEARS THROAT)
1054
00:47:29.647 --> 00:47:32.217
There once was
a woman from Devizes,
1055
00:47:32.350 --> 00:47:35.186
whose breasts
were of different sizes.
1056
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:38.523
One was quite small.
It was nothing at all.
1057
00:47:38.656 --> 00:47:42.027
The other was huge
and won prizes!
1058
00:47:42.160 --> 00:47:44.095
- Your turn.
- (MACHINE BEEPS)
1059
00:47:44.529 --> 00:47:47.465
("IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND"
BY GORDON LIGHTFOOT PLAYING)
1060
00:47:53.404 --> 00:47:56.607
♪ If you could read
My mind, love ♪
1061
00:47:56.741 --> 00:48:00.111
♪ What a tale
My thoughts could tell ♪
1062
00:48:00.545 --> 00:48:04.415
♪ Just like
An old-time movie ♪
1063
00:48:04.549 --> 00:48:07.652
♪ 'Bout a ghost
From a wishing well ♪
1064
00:48:08.619 --> 00:48:12.958
♪ In a castle dark
Or a fortress strong ♪
1065
00:48:13.091 --> 00:48:16.361
♪ With chains upon my feet ♪
1066
00:48:17.228 --> 00:48:20.265
♪ You know that ghost is me ♪
1067
00:48:21.666 --> 00:48:25.270
♪ And I will never
Be set free ♪
1068
00:48:25.403 --> 00:48:29.907
♪ As long as I'm a ghost
You can't see ♪
1069
00:48:36.481 --> 00:48:38.416
- Mom?
- (MACY) Hmm.
1070
00:48:39.050 --> 00:48:41.719
Did he talk to you about me
playing football in Milwaukee?
1071
00:48:43.188 --> 00:48:44.722
He said I could.
1072
00:48:44.855 --> 00:48:47.758
He, uh, said if we got there,
that there'd be security
1073
00:48:47.892 --> 00:48:50.195
so I wouldn't have to work
at the theater anymore.
1074
00:48:51.162 --> 00:48:52.530
He promised.
1075
00:48:52.663 --> 00:48:54.865
You don't have to work
at the theater anymore, Derrick.
1076
00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:56.701
But what about
the theater in Milwaukee?
1077
00:48:56.834 --> 00:48:58.103
(SIGHS) Look, I really tried,
1078
00:48:58.236 --> 00:49:00.338
but your father had
a contract there, not us.
1079
00:49:00.471 --> 00:49:03.608
We're not going to Milwaukee.
We're going home.
1080
00:49:05.710 --> 00:49:06.644
- Home?
- Yeah.
1081
00:49:06.777 --> 00:49:08.746
You can play football in Kansas.
1082
00:49:08.879 --> 00:49:11.182
My brother said we could stay
with him on his farm.
1083
00:49:11.682 --> 00:49:13.584
- On his farm?
- (PENCIL SCRIBBLING)
1084
00:49:13.884 --> 00:49:15.820
We're living on a farm?
1085
00:49:16.221 --> 00:49:17.455
What are we, cowpoke?
1086
00:49:17.588 --> 00:49:18.956
What am I supposed to do
in fucking Kansas?
1087
00:49:19.090 --> 00:49:20.291
Hey.
1088
00:49:20.425 --> 00:49:21.792
You can start
by watching your mouth.
1089
00:49:21.926 --> 00:49:23.594
It's physically impossible
to watch your mouth.
1090
00:49:23.728 --> 00:49:25.196
We don't have options.
1091
00:49:25.330 --> 00:49:26.731
You might even like it there,
Les.
1092
00:49:26.864 --> 00:49:28.533
It'll be like living
in The Wizard of Oz.
1093
00:49:28.666 --> 00:49:31.202
In the black-and-white section
of The Wizard of Oz.
1094
00:49:31.336 --> 00:49:33.604
No one wants to live
in that section!
1095
00:49:33.738 --> 00:49:34.939
Just keep an open mind.
1096
00:49:35.073 --> 00:49:37.475
Kansas is famous for twisters
and being white.
1097
00:49:37.608 --> 00:49:39.977
We don't have
any place else to go!
1098
00:49:40.111 --> 00:49:42.180
I am doing the best I can
for us.
1099
00:49:42.413 --> 00:49:44.549
You're just gonna have
to accept it, Les.
1100
00:49:47.085 --> 00:49:49.187
(BIRDS CAWING)
1101
00:50:00.498 --> 00:50:04.469
The motto of
the state of Kansas is...
1102
00:50:05.203 --> 00:50:08.506
"To the stars
through difficulties."
1103
00:50:09.674 --> 00:50:13.778
Seems to me you've all
had your share of difficulties.
1104
00:50:16.181 --> 00:50:19.750
What do you boys like
to do for fun? Huh?
1105
00:50:22.019 --> 00:50:23.921
- Um...
- Les loves theater,
1106
00:50:24.055 --> 00:50:25.823
- like his dad.
- Mm-hmm.
1107
00:50:26.191 --> 00:50:29.960
Uh, I don't know
about theaters much, but...
1108
00:50:30.461 --> 00:50:32.063
we have a Renaissance Fair
1109
00:50:32.197 --> 00:50:36.501
with costumes, mermaids,
and fire spitters.
1110
00:50:36.634 --> 00:50:37.968
(CHUCKLES)
1111
00:50:38.103 --> 00:50:41.172
The church puts on
a nativity tableaux each year.
1112
00:50:41.306 --> 00:50:45.310
And, that's... you know,
kinda theater-y, and...
1113
00:50:45.443 --> 00:50:46.911
That's not even amateur theater.
1114
00:50:51.048 --> 00:50:52.350
Um, what about football?
1115
00:50:52.483 --> 00:50:55.453
Oh, well, we love
our football in Kansas.
1116
00:50:55.586 --> 00:50:57.622
- And we're really bad at it.
- (LAUGHS)
1117
00:50:57.755 --> 00:51:03.094
But we got national parks,
national forests, and, uh...
1118
00:51:03.494 --> 00:51:06.664
Macy? What do you say I take
the boys hunting tomorrow?
1119
00:51:06.797 --> 00:51:08.566
Really? Arming them? I--
1120
00:51:08.699 --> 00:51:10.935
Well, I know
the girls never wanted to go,
1121
00:51:11.068 --> 00:51:12.270
but I bet your boys would.
1122
00:51:12.403 --> 00:51:14.972
I'm not some psycho
serial killer
1123
00:51:15.106 --> 00:51:16.541
shooting and killing things.
1124
00:51:16.674 --> 00:51:18.376
- My dad just died.
- (FORK CLINKS)
1125
00:51:18.509 --> 00:51:19.777
Les...
1126
00:51:20.311 --> 00:51:23.448
I know that, but
people here feel differently.
1127
00:51:23.714 --> 00:51:28.553
Out here... gun control means
hitting what you aim at.
1128
00:51:28.686 --> 00:51:31.156
People out here,
they love their guns.
1129
00:51:31.289 --> 00:51:33.358
- People followed Hitler, too.
- Jesus.
1130
00:51:33.491 --> 00:51:36.294
Oh, yeah, you think
that's a fair comparison?
1131
00:51:36.427 --> 00:51:37.828
I don't give a shit
about being fair.
1132
00:51:37.962 --> 00:51:39.797
- Les!
- Well...
1133
00:51:40.831 --> 00:51:43.201
You know, suit yourself.
1134
00:51:44.802 --> 00:51:48.273
You're free to stay,
and you're free to go.
1135
00:51:49.540 --> 00:51:51.742
No one's holding you prisoner.
1136
00:51:52.343 --> 00:51:55.846
But we clear our own plates
in this house.
1137
00:52:02.653 --> 00:52:04.289
What part of "We don't
have anywhere else to go"
1138
00:52:04.422 --> 00:52:05.723
was unclear?
1139
00:52:11.996 --> 00:52:13.964
(OWL HOOTING)
1140
00:52:16.901 --> 00:52:18.236
You all right?
1141
00:52:19.537 --> 00:52:20.705
No.
1142
00:52:20.838 --> 00:52:23.574
I don't think I'm me anymore
without my dad.
1143
00:52:23.941 --> 00:52:26.944
I'm never gonna find my people
in Kansas.
1144
00:52:28.746 --> 00:52:31.449
You haven't even
been here a day.
1145
00:52:33.184 --> 00:52:35.286
This is an opportunity.
1146
00:52:36.787 --> 00:52:40.325
You start a new school
next week. High school.
1147
00:52:40.458 --> 00:52:42.760
Just try fitting in. Huh?
1148
00:52:42.893 --> 00:52:45.563
Having a normal life
isn't a sin.
1149
00:52:47.898 --> 00:52:49.200
Les...
1150
00:52:49.734 --> 00:52:52.637
Y-You need to let me explain.
1151
00:52:54.539 --> 00:52:56.374
- I loved your father--
- Just go away.
1152
00:52:56.507 --> 00:52:58.276
I just want to unsee it.
1153
00:52:59.109 --> 00:53:01.212
But for the longest time,
1154
00:53:01.579 --> 00:53:04.249
everybody looked at me
like I was...
1155
00:53:05.316 --> 00:53:08.018
dull and serious,
and not worth knowing.
1156
00:53:08.152 --> 00:53:11.289
And-- And I-I never used
to be any of those things.
1157
00:53:11.622 --> 00:53:14.191
Even you looked at me
like that, Les.
1158
00:53:14.759 --> 00:53:18.095
Your dad, he saw someone
that didn't exist anymore.
1159
00:53:18.229 --> 00:53:19.564
And I just...
1160
00:53:19.697 --> 00:53:22.867
I just wanted to be seen.
And Kyle saw me.
1161
00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:25.169
Saw you with his penis?
1162
00:53:25.303 --> 00:53:27.004
(INHALES SLOWLY)
1163
00:53:27.137 --> 00:53:29.540
I made a really bad decision,
1164
00:53:29.674 --> 00:53:31.942
and I made it deliberately.
1165
00:53:32.076 --> 00:53:35.680
And I wish to God it was just
my secret and you didn't know.
1166
00:53:36.314 --> 00:53:38.349
I'm so sorry, Les.
1167
00:53:46.424 --> 00:53:48.459
I love you, sweetheart.
1168
00:54:03.841 --> 00:54:06.977
(MAN) Hey, Les.
Can I tell you something?
1169
00:54:07.545 --> 00:54:10.648
Kansas was my real inspiration,
you know.
1170
00:54:11.816 --> 00:54:15.286
(LES)
William Inge, 1913 to 1973.
1171
00:54:15.520 --> 00:54:18.789
If you look at my plays, Les,
they're all about my life here.
1172
00:54:19.189 --> 00:54:23.628
Kansas turned me
into a real artist. (CHUCKLES)
1173
00:54:23.761 --> 00:54:25.430
You could be an artist too.
1174
00:54:25.563 --> 00:54:29.367
You could be as happy as I was
here if you just give it a try.
1175
00:54:31.001 --> 00:54:32.403
Didn't you kill yourself?
1176
00:54:35.239 --> 00:54:37.141
Well... (CHUCKLES)
1177
00:54:40.378 --> 00:54:41.646
(SIGHS)
1178
00:54:45.015 --> 00:54:46.817
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
1179
00:54:46.951 --> 00:54:49.554
♪ Run, run, run, run
Run away now ♪
1180
00:54:49.687 --> 00:54:52.323
♪ Got to run away from me ♪
1181
00:54:52.690 --> 00:54:54.124
♪ Whistle-blowin'
Pistol-packin' ♪
1182
00:54:54.258 --> 00:54:55.593
♪ Gun-slingin' showdown ♪
1183
00:54:55.726 --> 00:54:57.762
♪ Is what you're all
About to see ♪
1184
00:54:58.563 --> 00:55:01.399
(MUSIC FADES)
1185
00:55:02.032 --> 00:55:04.669
- Nice shirt.
- Thanks.
1186
00:55:05.235 --> 00:55:06.871
Listen to Dr. Feelgood yet?
1187
00:55:07.605 --> 00:55:10.341
Pretty good. Better than
Girls, Girls, Girls.
1188
00:55:10.475 --> 00:55:12.577
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1189
00:55:12.710 --> 00:55:14.679
- Alex.
- Derrick.
1190
00:55:15.480 --> 00:55:16.914
- Johnny.
- New?
1191
00:55:17.047 --> 00:55:18.749
- Yeah.
- Cool.
1192
00:55:23.053 --> 00:55:24.489
Seriously?
1193
00:55:25.222 --> 00:55:26.824
(CHATTERING)
1194
00:55:28.726 --> 00:55:30.461
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1195
00:55:30.595 --> 00:55:33.063
- My mom, you know, she just--
- (CHUCKLES)
1196
00:55:33.197 --> 00:55:36.367
This is, uh, my brother Les.
1197
00:55:36.834 --> 00:55:38.035
Yo.
1198
00:55:38.168 --> 00:55:40.371
(ANNOUNCER)
The chess club in room 104
1199
00:55:40.505 --> 00:55:42.006
has been canceled.
1200
00:55:42.139 --> 00:55:43.508
Am I seeing things,
1201
00:55:43.641 --> 00:55:46.377
or did Selena Roach get,
like, totally hot over break?
1202
00:55:46.511 --> 00:55:48.145
Oh, man, look at her.
1203
00:55:49.680 --> 00:55:51.716
- She looks kind of slutty.
- Right?
1204
00:55:52.116 --> 00:55:54.251
Right. Yeah, I love sluts.
1205
00:55:54.385 --> 00:55:56.487
She is totally third base, man.
1206
00:55:56.854 --> 00:55:59.690
You know, when I pick up girls,
I think one thing.
1207
00:55:59.824 --> 00:56:03.127
- Very clearly, over and over.
- What?
1208
00:56:03.461 --> 00:56:05.796
- "I have a foot-long penis."
- (SNORTS AND LAUGHTER)
1209
00:56:05.930 --> 00:56:07.264
Yeah, watch.
1210
00:56:07.398 --> 00:56:08.599
No way.
1211
00:56:11.268 --> 00:56:12.870
(LAUGHTER)
1212
00:56:16.273 --> 00:56:19.176
What's so funny?
What are they saying about me?
1213
00:56:19.309 --> 00:56:21.178
My brother thinks you're a fox.
1214
00:56:21.311 --> 00:56:23.414
He's the guy you're watching
like a TV set.
1215
00:56:23.548 --> 00:56:24.982
Yeah, I'm so sure.
1216
00:56:26.250 --> 00:56:27.618
Not really my type.
1217
00:56:28.419 --> 00:56:29.754
What kind of girl does he like?
1218
00:56:30.154 --> 00:56:31.288
New.
1219
00:56:31.656 --> 00:56:33.157
(CHUCKLES)
1220
00:56:33.357 --> 00:56:34.559
I'm Les.
1221
00:56:35.359 --> 00:56:37.762
Hmm. Okay. Selena.
1222
00:56:47.237 --> 00:56:49.406
Oh, you shouldn't be
drinking like that.
1223
00:56:49.540 --> 00:56:51.308
I'm using a glass.
1224
00:56:51.842 --> 00:56:52.977
- No, I meant--
- No.
1225
00:56:53.110 --> 00:56:55.379
I should absolutely
be drinking, okay?
1226
00:56:56.080 --> 00:56:59.116
I yelled at Buddy over and over
to have a Plan B.
1227
00:56:59.249 --> 00:57:00.785
I have no plan.
1228
00:57:00.918 --> 00:57:03.287
I was an awful wife.
My kids are miserable.
1229
00:57:03.420 --> 00:57:05.756
Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't be drinking.
1230
00:57:05.890 --> 00:57:07.925
I meant you shouldn't
be drinking alone.
1231
00:57:08.058 --> 00:57:09.159
(BANGS TABLE)
1232
00:57:13.464 --> 00:57:14.932
My mistake.
1233
00:57:26.544 --> 00:57:27.878
(GRUMBLES)
1234
00:57:28.012 --> 00:57:29.914
Why'd you stop talking to me?
1235
00:57:30.180 --> 00:57:32.617
Why, I'm pretty sure
we're talking now.
1236
00:57:32.750 --> 00:57:35.553
You stopped returning calls,
you stopped writing...
1237
00:57:35.686 --> 00:57:37.622
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
1238
00:57:38.222 --> 00:57:39.624
Well, you look terrible.
1239
00:57:39.757 --> 00:57:41.225
Well, I feel terrible, Walter.
1240
00:57:41.358 --> 00:57:42.593
Well, you...
1241
00:57:42.727 --> 00:57:44.128
You look it.
1242
00:57:47.297 --> 00:57:49.466
- (GLASS CLINKS)
- (SIGHS)
1243
00:57:49.600 --> 00:57:51.168
Look...
1244
00:57:52.036 --> 00:57:55.139
I read three different articles
this week about...
1245
00:57:55.472 --> 00:57:56.674
food allergies.
1246
00:57:57.975 --> 00:58:01.245
Three.
That can't be a coincidence.
1247
00:58:02.079 --> 00:58:05.983
They say, what you eat directly
contributes to how you feel.
1248
00:58:06.116 --> 00:58:08.252
You can be allergic
to something.
1249
00:58:08.385 --> 00:58:09.954
And-- And it-- And it causes--
1250
00:58:10.087 --> 00:58:12.990
it causes mood swings,
and you aren't aware of it.
1251
00:58:13.223 --> 00:58:14.458
That's not this.
1252
00:58:14.592 --> 00:58:17.995
Look, there's a man
in Enid, Oklahoma
1253
00:58:18.128 --> 00:58:19.897
who cut his wife up
in a salad bowl
1254
00:58:20.030 --> 00:58:21.766
'cause he was allergic to dairy.
1255
00:58:21.899 --> 00:58:23.167
All three articles
talked about him.
1256
00:58:23.300 --> 00:58:24.535
Walter...
1257
00:58:24.669 --> 00:58:27.872
No, all I'm saying is...
aside from Buddy...
1258
00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:30.407
The uncertainty?
1259
00:58:30.975 --> 00:58:33.944
The overwhelming emotions?
1260
00:58:35.112 --> 00:58:36.446
Yeah?
1261
00:58:38.315 --> 00:58:40.384
Could all be tuna.
1262
00:58:43.253 --> 00:58:44.388
Yeah.
1263
00:58:45.155 --> 00:58:46.423
(SELENA)
Glad you could ditch with me.
1264
00:58:46.557 --> 00:58:48.058
(LES) I always ditch PE.
1265
00:58:48.826 --> 00:58:50.327
How long have you lived here?
1266
00:58:51.295 --> 00:58:52.763
God, too long.
1267
00:58:52.897 --> 00:58:55.666
I know everything everyone's
gonna say before they say it.
1268
00:58:56.433 --> 00:58:57.835
Intolerable.
1269
00:58:58.302 --> 00:59:00.738
I'm moving to LA
first chance I get.
1270
00:59:01.138 --> 00:59:02.973
If Debbie Gibson
can be a rockstar...
1271
00:59:03.107 --> 00:59:05.743
I'm giving myself five years
to make it in New York.
1272
00:59:05.876 --> 00:59:07.011
I'm going to an acting school
1273
00:59:07.144 --> 00:59:08.679
where they don't just
teach acting...
1274
00:59:08.813 --> 00:59:11.148
but how to become rich
and be fascinating.
1275
00:59:11.281 --> 00:59:13.751
My dad said they have those
in New York.
1276
00:59:14.451 --> 00:59:15.786
Wait, you're gay?
1277
00:59:18.088 --> 00:59:19.323
What?
1278
00:59:19.690 --> 00:59:23.160
Mm. All actors
are just a little bit gay.
1279
00:59:27.064 --> 00:59:28.398
Do you wanna touch my boob?
1280
00:59:30.735 --> 00:59:32.002
Yeah.
1281
00:59:34.705 --> 00:59:36.273
Uh, under the shirt.
1282
00:59:37.141 --> 00:59:38.142
Oh.
1283
00:59:41.746 --> 00:59:43.013
Hey, your brother seems
way cool.
1284
00:59:43.147 --> 00:59:44.815
- Mm.
- He have a girlfriend?
1285
00:59:44.949 --> 00:59:46.717
- Uh-uh.
- Hmm.
1286
00:59:46.851 --> 00:59:49.286
Okay, it doesn't screw off, Les.
That's enough.
1287
00:59:52.356 --> 00:59:54.892
I saw Hair
when I was eight 'cause...
1288
00:59:55.192 --> 00:59:57.594
my dad said he'd rather
I learn about sex in the theater
1289
00:59:57.728 --> 00:59:58.963
than the street.
1290
00:59:59.229 --> 01:00:01.666
People here
are obsessed with sex.
1291
01:00:01.966 --> 01:00:04.068
You know, I'm in AP Calculus.
1292
01:00:04.201 --> 01:00:06.370
But no one
ever talks about that.
1293
01:00:06.971 --> 01:00:08.405
I know what the guys here
say about me.
1294
01:00:08.538 --> 01:00:10.775
But I'm not doing anything
they're not doing.
1295
01:00:10.908 --> 01:00:12.542
Anything they wish
they were doing.
1296
01:00:12.677 --> 01:00:13.911
Exactly.
1297
01:00:14.044 --> 01:00:15.345
Intolerable.
1298
01:00:17.081 --> 01:00:18.816
Yeah, it just really
upsets people here
1299
01:00:18.949 --> 01:00:21.819
that I have a working brain,
and a working vagina.
1300
01:00:22.653 --> 01:00:23.854
(GAGS)
1301
01:00:26.490 --> 01:00:27.925
Intolerable.
1302
01:00:28.625 --> 01:00:30.060
Intolerable.
1303
01:00:30.961 --> 01:00:33.130
(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS)
1304
01:00:35.833 --> 01:00:39.603
♪ On a hill far away ♪
1305
01:00:39.737 --> 01:00:43.908
♪ Stood an old rugged cross ♪
1306
01:00:44.041 --> 01:00:50.881
♪ The emblem
Of suffering and shame ♪
1307
01:00:51.615 --> 01:00:56.053
(SINGING MUFFLES)
♪ And I love that old cross ♪
1308
01:00:56.186 --> 01:00:59.957
♪ Where the dearest and best ♪
1309
01:01:00.090 --> 01:01:06.764
♪ For a world of lost sinners
Was slain ♪
1310
01:01:07.064 --> 01:01:08.799
Thank you so much
for coming today.
1311
01:01:10.400 --> 01:01:12.937
- Pastor Ellis, I'm Macy Smart.
- Oh, hi, Macy.
1312
01:01:13.070 --> 01:01:15.139
I hear the church is looking
for a bookkeeper.
1313
01:01:15.272 --> 01:01:16.540
Yes, actually,
1314
01:01:16.673 --> 01:01:18.976
our Miss Rowbottom's
leaving us to get married.
1315
01:01:19.109 --> 01:01:23.047
I have over 15 years experience
in bookkeeping for my husband.
1316
01:01:23.180 --> 01:01:25.515
- Okay, and your husband is--
- Dead? Yes.
1317
01:01:25.649 --> 01:01:26.917
Oh.
1318
01:01:27.051 --> 01:01:29.286
His number came up,
as we say in bookkeeping.
1319
01:01:29.419 --> 01:01:30.520
I see.
1320
01:01:31.055 --> 01:01:33.357
Look. Apparently,
I'm a control freak
1321
01:01:33.490 --> 01:01:35.926
with control over
absolutely nothing in my life.
1322
01:01:36.060 --> 01:01:38.896
And I'm also seemingly
dull and uninteresting,
1323
01:01:39.029 --> 01:01:40.931
so perfect for the job.
1324
01:01:41.899 --> 01:01:44.068
I'll see what we can do, Macy.
1325
01:01:46.070 --> 01:01:48.505
It was a lot of this, watch...
Double take.
1326
01:01:49.139 --> 01:01:51.041
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- Triple take.
1327
01:01:51.508 --> 01:01:53.944
- (LAUGHTER)
- It was so... Oh, my God!
1328
01:01:54.078 --> 01:01:55.813
It was like serving time
in thespian jail.
1329
01:01:55.946 --> 01:01:57.047
And the more I tried to escape,
1330
01:01:57.181 --> 01:01:58.348
the more musicals
they'd put me in.
1331
01:01:58.482 --> 01:01:59.917
That's bizarre, dude.
1332
01:02:00.050 --> 01:02:02.386
I know, and I'm fantasizing
about football and tackling
1333
01:02:02.519 --> 01:02:04.922
and for real,
this is what they have me doing.
1334
01:02:05.055 --> 01:02:06.656
On stage, in front of everyone.
1335
01:02:06.791 --> 01:02:08.893
Eight shows a week.
Triple time step!
1336
01:02:09.026 --> 01:02:10.761
- (TAPPING)
- (LAUGHTER)
1337
01:02:10.895 --> 01:02:13.363
It wasn't actually like that.
1338
01:02:13.798 --> 01:02:15.933
It was actually really great.
1339
01:02:16.166 --> 01:02:18.402
Come on!
"Moon, June, croon, tune"
1340
01:02:18.535 --> 01:02:19.603
and the "feelings" bullshit.
1341
01:02:20.337 --> 01:02:22.239
It was so corny
and embarrassing.
1342
01:02:22.372 --> 01:02:23.974
I never told any of my friends
what I was doing
1343
01:02:24.108 --> 01:02:25.575
'cause I know
I'd never live it down.
1344
01:02:25.709 --> 01:02:26.877
It wasn't corny.
1345
01:02:27.011 --> 01:02:28.913
It was corn
right off the cob, Les.
1346
01:02:29.046 --> 01:02:30.480
You just weren't good at it.
1347
01:02:33.183 --> 01:02:35.385
Everything's different up there.
1348
01:02:35.853 --> 01:02:37.421
The energy, the intensity.
1349
01:02:38.055 --> 01:02:39.890
You connect with everybody
simultaneously
1350
01:02:40.024 --> 01:02:41.758
and bring them together.
1351
01:02:41.892 --> 01:02:43.527
That's the opposite of corny.
1352
01:02:44.929 --> 01:02:46.663
- We were good.
- No.
1353
01:02:46.797 --> 01:02:48.665
We were terrible, Les.
1354
01:02:49.099 --> 01:02:51.568
Dad told you we were good,
and you believed him.
1355
01:02:52.903 --> 01:02:54.738
And we were a joke.
1356
01:02:55.005 --> 01:02:57.007
And Dad picked that joke
over us.
1357
01:02:58.909 --> 01:03:00.310
And he died for it.
1358
01:03:01.411 --> 01:03:02.847
(SCOFFS) I mean,
he wanted to be good,
1359
01:03:02.980 --> 01:03:04.414
but you gotta face the truth,
1360
01:03:04.548 --> 01:03:05.983
Dad was the joke.
1361
01:03:07.584 --> 01:03:09.586
Dad was fucking tragic.
1362
01:03:10.254 --> 01:03:12.389
- Take it back!
- (CROWD) Whoa.
1363
01:03:15.392 --> 01:03:19.229
Dad went after what
he loved 100%, and that's brave.
1364
01:03:19.363 --> 01:03:22.199
We were special,
and you weren't.
1365
01:03:22.666 --> 01:03:24.601
That's not Dad's fault.
1366
01:03:25.069 --> 01:03:28.205
You're just a boring,
ordinary asshole, Derrick.
1367
01:03:32.742 --> 01:03:34.912
Dad wasn't tragic!
1368
01:03:36.313 --> 01:03:39.583
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1369
01:03:41.051 --> 01:03:42.786
We were special.
1370
01:03:43.187 --> 01:03:46.423
(INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES)
1371
01:03:49.593 --> 01:03:51.561
What are you and Derrick
fighting about?
1372
01:03:55.799 --> 01:03:57.634
I'm not talking about it
with you.
1373
01:03:58.936 --> 01:04:00.237
Okay.
1374
01:04:01.238 --> 01:04:02.172
Why not?
1375
01:04:02.306 --> 01:04:04.241
Because you cheated on Dad.
1376
01:04:08.612 --> 01:04:10.614
Is that what you and Derrick
were fighting about?
1377
01:04:11.548 --> 01:04:12.549
You know...
1378
01:04:13.650 --> 01:04:15.752
I'm gonna be so famous.
1379
01:04:15.886 --> 01:04:19.123
Everyone's gonna piss themselves
wishing they were nicer to me.
1380
01:04:19.256 --> 01:04:21.158
When the money comes in...
1381
01:04:21.291 --> 01:04:24.261
I'm gonna make Kyle my assistant
and treat him terrible.
1382
01:04:24.394 --> 01:04:27.331
No matter what he does,
it's not good enough.
1383
01:04:27.464 --> 01:04:29.699
And when it's time to give him
a raise, I'm gonna fire him.
1384
01:04:32.970 --> 01:04:34.471
Okay, you wanna join me here
1385
01:04:34.604 --> 01:04:36.006
- in reality for a second?
- No.
1386
01:04:36.140 --> 01:04:37.607
Reality sucks.
It's better in my head.
1387
01:04:37.741 --> 01:04:38.708
But it's not real.
1388
01:04:38.842 --> 01:04:40.377
- It's better.
- It's not.
1389
01:04:40.510 --> 01:04:43.447
It's braver to face things
head on.
1390
01:04:45.049 --> 01:04:46.750
Artists appreciate truth.
1391
01:04:47.918 --> 01:04:49.753
You're not an artist.
1392
01:04:49.886 --> 01:04:52.689
Your dreams never happened,
so now you don't dream at all.
1393
01:04:52.990 --> 01:04:54.891
That's the opposite of brave.
1394
01:04:55.025 --> 01:04:58.795
No, you don't dream when you're
just trying to survive, Les.
1395
01:04:58.929 --> 01:05:00.297
That's exactly when you do.
1396
01:05:00.430 --> 01:05:04.568
No, you face facts
and you deal with them.
1397
01:05:04.701 --> 01:05:07.537
Dreams are fine,
but dreams can also destroy you.
1398
01:05:07.904 --> 01:05:09.606
I am trying...
1399
01:05:10.040 --> 01:05:11.675
to protect you, Les.
1400
01:05:11.808 --> 01:05:13.310
That's my job.
1401
01:05:13.443 --> 01:05:14.878
- You're limiting me.
- No.
1402
01:05:15.012 --> 01:05:18.015
You want me to pick the safest,
smallest life possible.
1403
01:05:18.615 --> 01:05:19.916
Honey...
1404
01:05:20.050 --> 01:05:22.686
I'm giving myself five years
to make it in New York.
1405
01:05:22.819 --> 01:05:26.556
I'm not gonna be small
and simple like you.
1406
01:05:28.058 --> 01:05:30.060
I'm going after what I want.
1407
01:05:30.627 --> 01:05:34.231
And I'm dreaming fucking big,
just like my dad.
1408
01:05:38.868 --> 01:05:41.471
You're not ever gonna
forgive me, are you?
1409
01:05:57.187 --> 01:05:58.522
- (EXHALES)
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1410
01:06:01.992 --> 01:06:03.160
You have everything you need?
1411
01:06:03.293 --> 01:06:05.062
(CHUCKLES) Really?
1412
01:06:05.195 --> 01:06:07.764
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, you know what I mean.
1413
01:06:08.698 --> 01:06:10.134
I'm fine.
1414
01:06:11.868 --> 01:06:13.203
Really?
1415
01:06:14.271 --> 01:06:16.706
You know what I mean. Come in.
1416
01:06:19.709 --> 01:06:21.311
(BOTH GROAN)
1417
01:06:24.514 --> 01:06:27.384
(EXHALES)
You think you're gonna stay?
1418
01:06:29.186 --> 01:06:30.854
I don't know what to think.
1419
01:06:30.987 --> 01:06:33.290
I'm just...
1420
01:06:34.458 --> 01:06:35.459
Well...
1421
01:06:36.760 --> 01:06:37.961
Questioning everything.
1422
01:06:38.095 --> 01:06:39.296
Yeah.
1423
01:06:40.264 --> 01:06:42.232
I can't even pray.
1424
01:06:43.033 --> 01:06:46.636
Why would I pray to a God that
let Buddy die without faith?
1425
01:06:47.204 --> 01:06:49.373
Plus, Buddy knew he was sick.
1426
01:06:50.774 --> 01:06:53.877
He pretended he was fine.
He never let on.
1427
01:06:54.144 --> 01:06:55.345
Mm.
1428
01:06:57.047 --> 01:07:00.217
I didn't know Buddy well, but...
1429
01:07:01.585 --> 01:07:02.919
I guess
he didn't want you to worry--
1430
01:07:03.053 --> 01:07:04.488
They warned him.
1431
01:07:05.189 --> 01:07:07.491
Buddy and his big dreams.
1432
01:07:07.624 --> 01:07:09.793
That's what killed him.
And I-I...
1433
01:07:09.926 --> 01:07:13.430
I must've known on some level
because I kept begging him...
1434
01:07:15.031 --> 01:07:16.666
I don't know how to forgive him.
1435
01:07:17.401 --> 01:07:19.269
I can't forgive myself.
1436
01:07:20.370 --> 01:07:22.439
- Mm.
- And I don't know how to...
1437
01:07:23.273 --> 01:07:25.642
live my life now without God.
1438
01:07:27.144 --> 01:07:29.346
You know, growing up, uh...
1439
01:07:30.514 --> 01:07:32.782
I always wanted to protect you.
1440
01:07:32.916 --> 01:07:35.152
But you never needed it.
1441
01:07:37.521 --> 01:07:39.856
Who knew I'd be so bad at it?
1442
01:07:39.989 --> 01:07:41.691
- (LAUGHS)
- No...
1443
01:07:44.094 --> 01:07:47.364
What do you suppose
Buddy'd say about all this?
1444
01:07:51.368 --> 01:07:53.170
On with the show.
1445
01:07:54.171 --> 01:07:55.372
Hm.
1446
01:07:57.874 --> 01:07:59.276
(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYS)
1447
01:07:59.409 --> 01:08:00.944
I know what you've
heard about me.
1448
01:08:01.345 --> 01:08:03.813
- (EXHALES)
- I don't, you know.
1449
01:08:04.181 --> 01:08:05.915
They all just say
they've been with me
1450
01:08:06.049 --> 01:08:08.118
because they don't wanna be
the only one who hasn't.
1451
01:08:08.252 --> 01:08:10.254
- (EXHALES)
- All of 'em.
1452
01:08:10.387 --> 01:08:12.122
(CAN CRINKLES AND CLINKS)
1453
01:08:12.256 --> 01:08:13.190
It's all good.
1454
01:08:13.323 --> 01:08:14.591
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1455
01:08:14.724 --> 01:08:17.794
You know, I don't
say anything because, uh...
1456
01:08:18.528 --> 01:08:20.730
you do what you have to
when your last name's Roach.
1457
01:08:20.864 --> 01:08:22.232
(BOTH LAUGH)
1458
01:08:22.366 --> 01:08:24.601
I mean, I don't care,
it doesn't bother me, I--
1459
01:08:25.502 --> 01:08:27.237
I'm leaving town anyway.
1460
01:08:27.571 --> 01:08:29.373
I'm moving to LA
to become a singer.
1461
01:08:29.506 --> 01:08:32.609
Don't--
Don't go. I just got here.
1462
01:08:32.742 --> 01:08:35.044
(LAUGHS) You're messed up, huh?
1463
01:08:35.179 --> 01:08:37.247
Wha-- I'm not messed up.
1464
01:08:37.381 --> 01:08:39.316
Uh-huh. No? (LAUGHS)
1465
01:08:39.449 --> 01:08:41.117
- No, no siree--
- Yeah.
1466
01:08:41.251 --> 01:08:42.852
No, I'm--
1467
01:08:43.187 --> 01:08:44.354
- Okay, yeah, I am.
- Yeah.
1468
01:08:44.488 --> 01:08:46.790
- I'm messed up.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
1469
01:08:57.334 --> 01:08:58.935
- Okay, slow down.
- Hey.
1470
01:09:00.870 --> 01:09:02.272
(CLEARS THROAT)
1471
01:09:05.141 --> 01:09:07.444
Yep, LA.
1472
01:09:09.913 --> 01:09:13.082
Actually, we, um--
We moved here from Milwaukee.
1473
01:09:13.217 --> 01:09:14.218
Mm.
1474
01:09:14.351 --> 01:09:17.187
Yeah, my dad's in manufacturing.
1475
01:09:17.321 --> 01:09:19.489
He worked at the Maybelline
cosmetics factory
1476
01:09:19.623 --> 01:09:21.090
until it shut down there.
1477
01:09:21.525 --> 01:09:23.727
I didn't even get
a fucking lipstick outta it.
1478
01:09:23.860 --> 01:09:25.562
(BOTH LAUGH)
1479
01:09:26.095 --> 01:09:27.297
Wha...
1480
01:09:27.431 --> 01:09:30.400
Did you know that more
Playboy Playmates
1481
01:09:30.534 --> 01:09:33.370
come from Milwaukee, than...
1482
01:09:40.610 --> 01:09:41.845
Shit!
1483
01:09:43.380 --> 01:09:44.781
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
1484
01:09:44.914 --> 01:09:46.450
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
1485
01:09:53.890 --> 01:09:55.792
(SIGHS) Oh, Dad...
1486
01:09:56.360 --> 01:09:57.927
What's wrong?
1487
01:09:58.528 --> 01:10:01.231
It's just... I don't even miss
my dad.
1488
01:10:01.365 --> 01:10:02.699
I-I don't miss him.
1489
01:10:04.934 --> 01:10:06.536
(SOBS)
1490
01:10:07.404 --> 01:10:08.605
Fuck.
1491
01:10:10.640 --> 01:10:11.641
My--
1492
01:10:12.376 --> 01:10:14.544
It's just, my dad, um...
1493
01:10:17.514 --> 01:10:19.649
(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)
1494
01:10:20.850 --> 01:10:22.786
Okay, well, um...
1495
01:10:24.354 --> 01:10:26.623
I still want to, so...
1496
01:10:27.357 --> 01:10:28.792
- you can if you want.
- (ZIPPER ZIPS)
1497
01:10:30.760 --> 01:10:31.795
Yeah.
1498
01:10:37.634 --> 01:10:39.969
Okay, yeah, Derrick. Off.
1499
01:10:40.103 --> 01:10:41.771
I have to get home.
1500
01:10:43.072 --> 01:10:44.073
What happened?
1501
01:10:45.642 --> 01:10:47.143
You don't remember?
1502
01:10:47.277 --> 01:10:49.078
- (ZIPPER ZIPS)
- What?
1503
01:10:50.280 --> 01:10:52.181
Whatever, just take me home.
1504
01:10:52.316 --> 01:10:55.084
Wait. We didn't...
1505
01:10:56.986 --> 01:10:59.856
I-I lost my virginity,
and I don't even remember?
1506
01:11:01.190 --> 01:11:02.826
You-- You were a virgin?
1507
01:11:04.561 --> 01:11:05.862
You couldn't tell?
1508
01:11:06.830 --> 01:11:09.899
(QUIRKY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS)
1509
01:11:12.068 --> 01:11:13.737
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1510
01:11:17.907 --> 01:11:19.876
(QUIRKY UPBEAT
MUSIC CONTINUES)
1511
01:11:22.145 --> 01:11:24.113
(DOOR OPENS)
1512
01:11:26.650 --> 01:11:28.852
Macy, everything all right?
1513
01:11:28.985 --> 01:11:30.454
(SIGHS)
1514
01:11:30.587 --> 01:11:33.523
Everything's sunshine and Santa
Claus, Pastor. Why do you ask?
1515
01:11:33.657 --> 01:11:35.559
Well, the high school
just called.
1516
01:11:35.692 --> 01:11:38.462
They wanna know if you'd come in
at 1:00 to talk about Les.
1517
01:11:39.896 --> 01:11:42.165
Oh, well...
1518
01:11:42.632 --> 01:11:45.369
he's having
a little trouble adjusting.
1519
01:11:46.803 --> 01:11:51.074
You know, the church has
a pretty big outreach, so...
1520
01:11:51.708 --> 01:11:54.110
You know, you don't have to do
all this alone, Macy.
1521
01:11:54.243 --> 01:11:57.447
Well... I'm taking a vacation
from church.
1522
01:11:57.581 --> 01:12:01.284
Well, you're literally
working... for a church.
1523
01:12:01.418 --> 01:12:02.819
(LAUGHS)
1524
01:12:02.952 --> 01:12:05.689
Well... I'm not working
very hard.
1525
01:12:05.822 --> 01:12:09.993
Look, I just meant
that I know how messy it all is.
1526
01:12:10.126 --> 01:12:12.562
And, you know,
if you needed help,
1527
01:12:12.696 --> 01:12:15.298
I'm sure the church
could spring for an analyst.
1528
01:12:15.632 --> 01:12:18.334
I do not need an analyst.
1529
01:12:18.468 --> 01:12:20.404
I face things head on.
1530
01:12:20.537 --> 01:12:22.105
That's what I do.
You know what?
1531
01:12:22.238 --> 01:12:24.474
I hide in the background
and keep my mouth shut
1532
01:12:24.608 --> 01:12:25.775
and get things done.
1533
01:12:25.909 --> 01:12:29.779
If anything,
I am too sensible, too safe.
1534
01:12:29.913 --> 01:12:32.482
As a matter of fact, I resent
this entire conversation.
1535
01:12:32.616 --> 01:12:34.317
I keep a tight reign on things.
1536
01:12:34.451 --> 01:12:37.186
I am managing just fine.
Thank you very much.
1537
01:12:37.320 --> 01:12:40.490
I know, I was talking about
a financial analyst.
1538
01:12:40.624 --> 01:12:42.592
I was talking
about the books, Macy.
1539
01:12:44.728 --> 01:12:46.763
(SIGHS AND GROANS)
1540
01:12:48.698 --> 01:12:50.500
I'll let you finish up.
1541
01:13:00.610 --> 01:13:02.045
(MACY)
He said what now?
1542
01:13:02.178 --> 01:13:04.047
God doesn't exist.
1543
01:13:04.180 --> 01:13:06.049
What class was this for?
1544
01:13:06.516 --> 01:13:07.717
PE.
1545
01:13:07.851 --> 01:13:09.052
PE?
1546
01:13:09.285 --> 01:13:10.554
Coach Gifford was saying
1547
01:13:10.687 --> 01:13:12.922
that it would take an act of God
for Les to pass PE
1548
01:13:13.056 --> 01:13:15.324
if he continues the way he is.
1549
01:13:15.459 --> 01:13:16.660
And he responded with--
1550
01:13:16.793 --> 01:13:19.128
Did the coach ask him
what he does believe in?
1551
01:13:19.262 --> 01:13:20.564
'Cause I'd like to know.
1552
01:13:20.697 --> 01:13:23.066
That is a pretty bold statement.
1553
01:13:23.199 --> 01:13:27.070
What-- What do you believe in,
if not God?
1554
01:13:27.471 --> 01:13:29.005
I don't know, just...
1555
01:13:30.540 --> 01:13:32.676
Me, I guess.
1556
01:13:32.809 --> 01:13:33.743
(SCOFFS)
1557
01:13:33.877 --> 01:13:37.013
You're 14. You're 14 years old.
1558
01:13:37.146 --> 01:13:38.181
I-I know.
1559
01:13:38.314 --> 01:13:39.683
(MACY STAMMERS)
1560
01:13:39.816 --> 01:13:42.418
I second guess myself
every 15 minutes!
1561
01:13:42.552 --> 01:13:44.554
That's an extraordinary
statement
1562
01:13:44.688 --> 01:13:46.089
- for a 14-year-old to make...
- Mrs. Smart...
1563
01:13:46.222 --> 01:13:47.957
Who thinks like that at 14?
1564
01:13:48.091 --> 01:13:49.493
I don't think you understand--
1565
01:13:49.626 --> 01:13:52.161
His dad had trouble with God
too. Les takes after him.
1566
01:13:52.295 --> 01:13:54.030
(WHISPERS) And he hates
the hell out of me right now.
1567
01:13:54.163 --> 01:13:55.632
(SCOFFS)
1568
01:13:55.765 --> 01:13:59.135
But God bless you, Les,
if you'll excuse the expression,
1569
01:13:59.268 --> 01:14:01.671
'cause I know
how you feel about Him.
1570
01:14:01.805 --> 01:14:04.508
But it's a little like
having his dad back.
1571
01:14:04.641 --> 01:14:06.876
I don't think you understand,
Mrs. Smart.
1572
01:14:07.010 --> 01:14:09.112
If he continues this way
there's a good chance
1573
01:14:09.245 --> 01:14:10.814
that Les will fail PE.
1574
01:14:10.947 --> 01:14:14.250
Oh, he's failing PE!
Just wrap your head around that.
1575
01:14:14.383 --> 01:14:17.020
But, he'll make it up
in another way, it'll be fine.
1576
01:14:17.153 --> 01:14:20.490
He could be the football team's
mascot maybe.
1577
01:14:20.624 --> 01:14:22.091
We're-- We're still, um...
1578
01:14:22.659 --> 01:14:23.827
Um...
1579
01:14:23.960 --> 01:14:24.994
- What are we?
- The Beavers.
1580
01:14:25.128 --> 01:14:27.163
Beavers!
Dress him up like a beaver.
1581
01:14:27.296 --> 01:14:29.298
(LAUGHING)
1582
01:14:30.900 --> 01:14:32.902
(LAUGHS HARDER)
1583
01:14:33.603 --> 01:14:34.971
Whoo!
1584
01:14:35.805 --> 01:14:37.440
Mom, are you drunk?
1585
01:14:37.574 --> 01:14:39.475
Do not talk to me like that.
1586
01:14:39.609 --> 01:14:42.011
(GASPS) No, you don't!
1587
01:14:42.746 --> 01:14:44.113
Can you believe he's...
1588
01:14:44.247 --> 01:14:46.115
This is not about me.
This is just...
1589
01:14:46.249 --> 01:14:47.283
(VOICE FADES AND ECHOES)
1590
01:14:50.386 --> 01:14:52.622
(WALTER) You probably
like lox for breakfast.
1591
01:14:52.756 --> 01:14:55.458
But there's no salmon fishing
near here.
1592
01:14:55.892 --> 01:14:58.061
Now, bass toast...
1593
01:14:58.795 --> 01:15:01.965
is an undiscovered meal
you're gonna love.
1594
01:15:04.033 --> 01:15:07.170
Say... how do you
like your school?
1595
01:15:08.504 --> 01:15:09.939
They don't get me here.
1596
01:15:10.073 --> 01:15:11.841
(MURMURS)
1597
01:15:11.975 --> 01:15:14.978
You think I give a shit
if people get me?
1598
01:15:16.112 --> 01:15:18.782
You are who you are, that's it.
1599
01:15:19.883 --> 01:15:23.887
Maybe they'll, uh...
they'll get you tomorrow.
1600
01:15:25.722 --> 01:15:27.657
Maybe they'll catch up.
1601
01:15:27.791 --> 01:15:30.526
The thing of it is,
by the time they do...
1602
01:15:30.827 --> 01:15:32.862
you won't give a shit either.
1603
01:15:35.965 --> 01:15:37.133
Hmm.
1604
01:15:38.802 --> 01:15:40.536
How come you stopped
seeing each other?
1605
01:15:40.837 --> 01:15:42.271
You and Mom.
1606
01:15:43.707 --> 01:15:45.241
'Cause we're idiots.
1607
01:15:46.710 --> 01:15:49.679
I was so pissed off...
1608
01:15:50.046 --> 01:15:52.015
when she left town
with your dad.
1609
01:15:53.750 --> 01:15:55.985
She was engaged
to my best friend,
1610
01:15:56.119 --> 01:15:59.088
and I couldn't understand how
she turned her back on all of us
1611
01:15:59.222 --> 01:16:01.591
for a guy she'd known
for, like, a week.
1612
01:16:02.592 --> 01:16:04.661
Nobody saw it coming.
1613
01:16:05.161 --> 01:16:06.529
Oh...
1614
01:16:06.896 --> 01:16:09.198
We fought and just, uh...
1615
01:16:09.565 --> 01:16:13.436
measured and doled out the exact
amount of love and affection
1616
01:16:13.569 --> 01:16:17.206
we thought the other was giving
and gave that exact amount back.
1617
01:16:17.340 --> 01:16:18.307
(CLEARS THROAT)
1618
01:16:18.441 --> 01:16:20.143
Stupid shit.
1619
01:16:20.610 --> 01:16:22.178
Hey, you want, uh...
1620
01:16:23.512 --> 01:16:24.848
(CLEARS THROAT)
1621
01:16:25.715 --> 01:16:27.717
You want butter or cream cheese?
1622
01:16:29.318 --> 01:16:30.453
On bass?
1623
01:16:30.586 --> 01:16:31.821
Yeah.
1624
01:16:32.421 --> 01:16:33.790
Butter.
1625
01:16:35.959 --> 01:16:38.327
I stayed put here all my life.
1626
01:16:38.461 --> 01:16:41.798
Freakin'... Kansas, man.
1627
01:16:44.801 --> 01:16:46.870
I don't know,
maybe she was smart.
1628
01:16:52.008 --> 01:16:54.811
You should make up
with your brother.
1629
01:16:59.849 --> 01:17:01.685
She's falling down
a rabbit hole,
1630
01:17:01.818 --> 01:17:03.820
and I don't know how to help.
1631
01:17:16.933 --> 01:17:18.968
(DOOR OPENS)
1632
01:17:25.842 --> 01:17:29.578
Oh, For God's sake. You would
all make the worst spies ever.
1633
01:17:29.713 --> 01:17:30.814
(WALTER LAUGHS)
1634
01:17:30.947 --> 01:17:32.315
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
1635
01:17:32.448 --> 01:17:35.351
Oh, yay!
1636
01:17:35.985 --> 01:17:38.387
(SIGHS)
Another year older.
1637
01:17:38.521 --> 01:17:42.058
Here's to the decay of my body
and growing old alone.
1638
01:17:42.191 --> 01:17:45.995
Here, this came
in the mail a few days ago.
1639
01:17:47.496 --> 01:17:48.765
Derrick...
1640
01:17:48.898 --> 01:17:51.868
Would you open it up?
Your mother is hung.
1641
01:17:52.568 --> 01:17:53.937
That's a line from Auntie Mame.
1642
01:17:54.070 --> 01:17:56.873
It's just a line from life now.
You can forget all that.
1643
01:17:58.241 --> 01:17:59.575
It's a Bible.
1644
01:17:59.709 --> 01:18:02.812
It's probably from one
of the many churches in Jersey.
1645
01:18:03.446 --> 01:18:04.848
Let me see it.
1646
01:18:08.384 --> 01:18:09.518
Nice Bible.
1647
01:18:16.625 --> 01:18:18.795
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYS)
1648
01:18:30.039 --> 01:18:31.841
I don't understand.
1649
01:18:32.675 --> 01:18:34.010
Who's it from?
1650
01:18:36.145 --> 01:18:37.546
Buddy.
1651
01:18:38.982 --> 01:18:40.316
Let me see the postmark.
1652
01:18:40.449 --> 01:18:42.852
Really? You think it's going
to say "Kingdom Come?"
1653
01:18:44.453 --> 01:18:47.957
Akron, Ohio. Yeah, it was
forwarded from our last address.
1654
01:18:49.092 --> 01:18:51.895
I... I remember him getting it.
1655
01:18:52.028 --> 01:18:53.863
It's engraved.
1656
01:18:53.997 --> 01:18:56.465
Leather bound,
he spent money on this.
1657
01:18:57.233 --> 01:18:58.667
We were in the book store.
1658
01:18:58.802 --> 01:19:01.637
It was... kind of random.
1659
01:19:01.771 --> 01:19:03.072
But...
1660
01:19:04.407 --> 01:19:06.142
the effort he went to...
1661
01:19:06.910 --> 01:19:08.444
It made him really happy.
1662
01:19:09.412 --> 01:19:10.579
Then...
1663
01:19:10.880 --> 01:19:13.116
I mean, on, I-I...
1664
01:19:16.585 --> 01:19:18.354
on some level...
1665
01:19:18.988 --> 01:19:21.290
for him to give me this,
I mean...
1666
01:19:24.727 --> 01:19:28.231
Maybe he accepted God a little.
1667
01:19:29.298 --> 01:19:31.835
Maybe even just
for my sake, right?
1668
01:19:34.303 --> 01:19:35.438
Yeah.
1669
01:19:35.571 --> 01:19:37.006
(GASPS) Okay.
1670
01:19:37.473 --> 01:19:39.475
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
(EXHALES)
1671
01:19:46.249 --> 01:19:49.018
We're going to church. Now.
All of us. Let's go.
1672
01:19:49.152 --> 01:19:51.154
What? Really?
We're going to church? Now?
1673
01:19:51.287 --> 01:19:53.923
(SIGHS) He's not
gonna be in purgatory.
1674
01:19:54.057 --> 01:19:56.059
I can make it up to him.
1675
01:19:56.192 --> 01:19:58.527
I-I was just laying here
thinking...
1676
01:19:58.661 --> 01:20:01.931
Buddy died never having
found faith, but I was wrong.
1677
01:20:02.065 --> 01:20:04.167
He had so much faith in us.
1678
01:20:05.468 --> 01:20:07.236
What're you all
standing there for?
1679
01:20:07.370 --> 01:20:08.604
- Move! Go!
- All right.
1680
01:20:08.737 --> 01:20:09.705
- Church?
- Go!
1681
01:20:09.839 --> 01:20:11.307
- Go!
- Church...
1682
01:20:11.440 --> 01:20:12.876
Yay. Happy birthday.
1683
01:20:15.845 --> 01:20:19.248
(SCREEN DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
1684
01:20:23.452 --> 01:20:24.487
So...
1685
01:20:26.722 --> 01:20:29.458
you really think
he found God all of a sudden?
1686
01:20:31.594 --> 01:20:33.296
Maybe he did.
1687
01:20:34.864 --> 01:20:36.599
In what reality?
1688
01:20:36.900 --> 01:20:38.401
I don't buy it.
1689
01:20:39.668 --> 01:20:42.471
I don't see what's
so great about reality.
1690
01:20:43.339 --> 01:20:45.274
It just doesn't work for me.
1691
01:20:49.112 --> 01:20:51.447
How'd you get it postmarked
from Akron?
1692
01:20:56.285 --> 01:20:57.386
What?
1693
01:20:57.620 --> 01:20:59.055
That was genius.
1694
01:21:00.723 --> 01:21:01.891
I didn't.
1695
01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:04.360
You didn't?
1696
01:21:04.928 --> 01:21:06.129
I didn't.
1697
01:21:09.899 --> 01:21:11.534
I got Ernie Saracino to.
1698
01:21:13.602 --> 01:21:14.803
There it is.
1699
01:21:15.271 --> 01:21:17.173
It got her out of bed,
didn't it?
1700
01:21:17.306 --> 01:21:18.607
So what?
1701
01:21:18.942 --> 01:21:20.043
Now we just spend
the rest of our lives
1702
01:21:20.176 --> 01:21:21.677
pretending Dad found God?
1703
01:21:22.645 --> 01:21:23.980
Who's it hurting?
1704
01:21:24.313 --> 01:21:26.449
Ruth Gordon said,
"Some days you have to lie."
1705
01:21:29.785 --> 01:21:31.820
You pretend you don't know me
in school.
1706
01:21:31.955 --> 01:21:33.256
You're good with that lie.
1707
01:21:34.690 --> 01:21:35.724
Look.
1708
01:21:37.293 --> 01:21:40.429
You're gonna move to New York,
and you'll fit in there.
1709
01:21:41.030 --> 01:21:43.432
And you're gonna be
really successful.
1710
01:21:44.633 --> 01:21:45.969
I'm-- I'm not.
1711
01:21:47.203 --> 01:21:49.805
I need to fit in here, and...
1712
01:21:50.073 --> 01:21:51.707
I just can't with you around.
1713
01:21:52.675 --> 01:21:54.443
You think I'm going
to be successful?
1714
01:21:54.577 --> 01:21:57.346
I'm-- I'm not talented
like you, Les.
1715
01:21:58.247 --> 01:22:00.649
Shit, I'm not even talented
for Kansas.
1716
01:22:03.052 --> 01:22:06.255
Dad thought what people
don't like about you in school,
1717
01:22:06.389 --> 01:22:08.224
they're gonna love about you
on the page.
1718
01:22:09.458 --> 01:22:11.527
I mean, he thought
you were gonna be a writer.
1719
01:22:14.430 --> 01:22:16.565
And I'm never really gonna
get to know him now.
1720
01:22:18.934 --> 01:22:20.736
'Cause I'm an idiot.
1721
01:22:22.571 --> 01:22:25.874
You're not just an idiot,
Derrick.
1722
01:22:27.110 --> 01:22:29.012
No one's just one thing.
1723
01:22:30.546 --> 01:22:32.348
You're also selfish and unfair.
1724
01:22:32.481 --> 01:22:34.083
(SCOFFS) Okay.
1725
01:22:34.217 --> 01:22:36.485
(CHUCKLES)
1726
01:22:36.619 --> 01:22:39.155
I think we treat each other
terribly 'cause we're family.
1727
01:22:39.288 --> 01:22:40.623
And we know we can.
1728
01:22:46.229 --> 01:22:48.131
(SNIFFLES)
1729
01:22:52.168 --> 01:22:54.037
Wanna hear something funny?
1730
01:22:56.172 --> 01:22:58.341
I tried out
for the football team here.
1731
01:23:00.876 --> 01:23:02.145
I didn't make it.
1732
01:23:02.278 --> 01:23:04.313
(ORGAN PLAYING)
1733
01:23:04.447 --> 01:23:07.850
(GIRL SINGING)
♪ O holy night ♪
1734
01:23:07.983 --> 01:23:12.988
♪ The stars
Are brightly shining ♪
1735
01:23:13.122 --> 01:23:15.858
♪ It is the night ♪
1736
01:23:15.991 --> 01:23:20.696
♪ Of our dear Savior's birth ♪
1737
01:23:21.997 --> 01:23:25.268
♪ Long lay the world ♪
1738
01:23:25.401 --> 01:23:30.139
♪ In sin and error pining ♪
1739
01:23:30.273 --> 01:23:33.008
♪ Till He appeared ♪
1740
01:23:33.142 --> 01:23:39.148
♪ And the soul felt its worth ♪
1741
01:23:39.282 --> 01:23:43.052
♪ A thrill of hope ♪
1742
01:23:43.186 --> 01:23:47.190
♪ The weary world rejoices ♪
1743
01:23:47.323 --> 01:23:50.959
♪ For yonder breaks ♪
1744
01:23:51.294 --> 01:23:55.364
♪ A new and glorious morn' ♪
1745
01:23:55.498 --> 01:23:58.234
♪ Fall ♪
1746
01:23:58.367 --> 01:24:02.871
♪ On your knees ♪
1747
01:24:03.005 --> 01:24:05.908
♪ O hear ♪
1748
01:24:06.041 --> 01:24:10.746
♪ The angel voices ♪
1749
01:24:10.879 --> 01:24:14.750
♪ O night ♪
1750
01:24:14.883 --> 01:24:17.820
♪ Divine ♪
1751
01:24:17.953 --> 01:24:21.056
♪ O night ♪
1752
01:24:21.190 --> 01:24:25.728
♪ When Christ was born ♪
1753
01:24:25.861 --> 01:24:30.032
♪ O night ♪
1754
01:24:30.166 --> 01:24:34.737
♪ Divine ♪
1755
01:24:34.870 --> 01:24:38.874
♪ O night ♪
1756
01:24:39.242 --> 01:24:45.281
♪ O night divine ♪
1757
01:24:48.784 --> 01:24:54.323
(ORGAN CONTINUES)
1758
01:24:54.690 --> 01:24:56.192
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Macy.
1759
01:25:05.401 --> 01:25:06.835
Look, I've been thinking.
1760
01:25:08.271 --> 01:25:13.909
I never wanna hear you say you
only have five years to make it.
1761
01:25:14.343 --> 01:25:15.478
I played that card
with your father,
1762
01:25:15.611 --> 01:25:17.246
and it made us both miserable.
1763
01:25:17.380 --> 01:25:20.716
It's like starting a race with
100 extra pounds on your back.
1764
01:25:20.849 --> 01:25:23.252
You're either all in
or you're not.
1765
01:25:23.452 --> 01:25:25.454
- You hear me?
- Yeah.
1766
01:25:26.555 --> 01:25:28.591
And don't get
so comfortable here.
1767
01:25:29.024 --> 01:25:30.459
We're leaving.
1768
01:25:33.496 --> 01:25:34.797
Come on, let's go.
1769
01:25:46.742 --> 01:25:48.677
- You wanna take a break?
- Hmm?
1770
01:25:48.811 --> 01:25:50.979
I mean... You let me know if
I'm working you too hard, okay?
1771
01:25:51.113 --> 01:25:52.381
Oh, no, I'm good.
1772
01:25:52.515 --> 01:25:53.982
Seriously, Les,
give me a hand.
1773
01:25:54.116 --> 01:25:55.318
Oh.
1774
01:25:57.953 --> 01:25:59.488
- Well...
- (DERRICK SIGHS)
1775
01:25:59.622 --> 01:26:01.690
...you still look terrible.
1776
01:26:02.525 --> 01:26:04.393
But I don't feel terrible.
1777
01:26:04.993 --> 01:26:07.463
Anyway, you oughta see
what I'm looking at.
1778
01:26:07.596 --> 01:26:09.097
(LAUGHS)
1779
01:26:09.232 --> 01:26:11.467
Are we staying in empty houses
Dee Baskin's selling again?
1780
01:26:11.600 --> 01:26:14.069
(GRUNTS) I negotiated
a better deal than that.
1781
01:26:14.203 --> 01:26:15.804
Especially after
I heard Joe Henley,
1782
01:26:15.938 --> 01:26:17.373
who took over for Buddy,
1783
01:26:17.506 --> 01:26:19.308
tanked in Milwaukee doing
1784
01:26:19.442 --> 01:26:22.077
Death of a Salesman,
of all things.
1785
01:26:22.211 --> 01:26:23.779
If we get our shot in Milwaukee,
1786
01:26:23.912 --> 01:26:26.882
we're gonna do a full season
of nothing but Neil Simon.
1787
01:26:27.015 --> 01:26:28.517
Money in the bank.
1788
01:26:28.651 --> 01:26:30.219
(DERRICK)
What if we don't get Milwaukee?
1789
01:26:30.353 --> 01:26:31.854
We'll get it.
1790
01:26:31.987 --> 01:26:34.156
Anyway, I've got a couple
of tricks up my sleeves.
1791
01:26:34.290 --> 01:26:37.025
Good things are coming, boys.
I can feel it in my bones.
1792
01:26:37.159 --> 01:26:38.126
Mm.
1793
01:26:38.261 --> 01:26:40.028
Maybe that's arthritis.
1794
01:26:41.330 --> 01:26:43.399
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
1795
01:26:43.532 --> 01:26:45.834
Feels weird doing this
without Dad.
1796
01:26:45.968 --> 01:26:48.837
Well, I guess that makes us
weirdos again.
1797
01:26:50.239 --> 01:26:52.741
Derrick, step it up. If you
make me late for Ed Monroe--
1798
01:26:52.875 --> 01:26:55.478
Seriously? I'm literally
the only one doing work here.
1799
01:26:55.611 --> 01:26:57.313
Talk back
and I'll put you center stage
1800
01:26:57.446 --> 01:26:58.847
in every dance number
this summer.
1801
01:26:58.981 --> 01:27:00.849
No, no, way.
I'm not doing another musical.
1802
01:27:00.983 --> 01:27:02.618
Triple time step
under the spotlight.
1803
01:27:02.751 --> 01:27:04.387
No, uh, you-- you can't--
You can't make me do it.
1804
01:27:04.520 --> 01:27:06.889
I'm a woman drunk with power.
I will make you do mime.
1805
01:27:07.022 --> 01:27:08.424
(CHUCKLES)
1806
01:27:08.557 --> 01:27:10.793
Come on, let's go.
Say goodbye to Walter.
1807
01:27:13.161 --> 01:27:14.830
- Bye.
- See ya.
1808
01:27:30.479 --> 01:27:32.315
(CAR DOOR OPENS)
1809
01:27:33.516 --> 01:27:36.285
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- Thank you, Walter.
1810
01:27:39.221 --> 01:27:40.489
Anytime.
1811
01:27:43.326 --> 01:27:44.226
(WHISPERS) Hey.
1812
01:27:52.234 --> 01:27:53.268
(WALTER GRUNTS)
1813
01:27:53.402 --> 01:27:54.670
(HONKS HORN)
1814
01:27:54.803 --> 01:27:56.305
- (DERRICK) Come on, Mom.
- Yeah, I'm coming.
1815
01:27:56.605 --> 01:27:58.507
(ENGINE STARTS)
1816
01:28:15.958 --> 01:28:17.125
God.
1817
01:28:18.026 --> 01:28:19.227
(GRUNTS)
1818
01:28:19.695 --> 01:28:21.930
When I was 29,
I joined the U.S.O.
1819
01:28:22.064 --> 01:28:25.801
I had no particular talent, but
I didn't let that get in my way.
1820
01:28:25.934 --> 01:28:26.969
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
1821
01:28:27.102 --> 01:28:28.170
You felt it was
your patriotic duty?
1822
01:28:28.303 --> 01:28:30.839
I was single. I was 29.
1823
01:28:30.973 --> 01:28:32.541
I went for the boys.
1824
01:28:32.675 --> 01:28:34.910
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1825
01:28:35.043 --> 01:28:38.046
Keep that swagger,
remember to smile and have fun.
1826
01:28:38.180 --> 01:28:39.114
Off you go.
1827
01:28:39.247 --> 01:28:40.449
Sparkle!
1828
01:28:41.884 --> 01:28:44.019
Could you put these
at stage-left prop table for me?
1829
01:28:44.152 --> 01:28:45.120
Thank you so much.
1830
01:28:45.253 --> 01:28:47.390
Places, guys, have a great show.
1831
01:28:48.023 --> 01:28:49.992
- Good show, good show.
- (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
1832
01:28:50.125 --> 01:28:51.159
Uh-- You!
1833
01:28:51.293 --> 01:28:53.496
You did good in your one scene.
1834
01:28:53.629 --> 01:28:55.531
But you're done, one and done.
1835
01:28:55.664 --> 01:28:56.932
You take another step
toward that stage,
1836
01:28:57.065 --> 01:28:58.667
it'll be your last step,
Lester Smart.
1837
01:28:58.801 --> 01:29:00.335
Mom, I'm nowhere near the stage.
1838
01:29:00.469 --> 01:29:03.238
Mom.
Can we have the keys to the car?
1839
01:29:03.472 --> 01:29:05.207
(SIGHS) If I can find 'em.
1840
01:29:05.340 --> 01:29:06.842
Go, go, go!
1841
01:29:08.477 --> 01:29:11.046
(AUDIENCE APPLAUSE)
1842
01:29:11.179 --> 01:29:14.850
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)
1843
01:29:41.243 --> 01:29:42.645
(MUSIC FADES)
1844
01:29:42.778 --> 01:29:44.480
(BUDDY) How's the house?
1845
01:30:05.267 --> 01:30:07.536
What are you up to, Les?
1846
01:30:10.706 --> 01:30:13.676
- Just-- Just watching.
- Hmm.
1847
01:30:13.809 --> 01:30:16.879
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS)
1848
01:30:20.148 --> 01:30:21.416
Go.
1849
01:30:21.550 --> 01:30:23.619
(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)
1850
01:30:31.426 --> 01:30:33.562
(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)
1851
01:30:44.707 --> 01:30:49.845
(INTRO TO "ONE" PLAYING
ON PIANO)
1852
01:30:53.749 --> 01:31:00.388
(MEN) * One singular sensation
Every little step he takes ♪
1853
01:31:01.323 --> 01:31:07.295
♪ One thrilling combination
Every move that he makes ♪
1854
01:31:09.064 --> 01:31:15.403
♪ One smile and suddenly
Nobody else will do ♪
1855
01:31:16.271 --> 01:31:23.045
♪ You know you'll never be
Lonely with you-know-who ♪
1856
01:31:23.178 --> 01:31:29.384
♪ One moment in his presence
And you can't forget the rest ♪
1857
01:31:30.318 --> 01:31:37.526
♪ For the guy is second best
To none, son ♪
1858
01:31:37.660 --> 01:31:39.427
♪ Ooh! Sigh! ♪
1859
01:31:39.562 --> 01:31:41.263
♪ Give him your attention ♪
1860
01:31:41.396 --> 01:31:44.800
♪ Do I
Really have to mention ♪
1861
01:31:44.933 --> 01:31:51.039
♪ He's the one ♪
1862
01:31:56.211 --> 01:31:58.914
♪ She walks into a room
And you know ♪
1863
01:31:59.047 --> 01:32:01.216
(WOMEN) * She's uncommonly rare
Very unique ♪
1864
01:32:01.349 --> 01:32:03.451
♪ Peripatetic
Poetic and chic ♪
1865
01:32:03.586 --> 01:32:06.254
(ALL) * She walks into a room
And you know ♪
1866
01:32:06.388 --> 01:32:08.957
♪ From her maddening poise
Effortless whirl ♪
1867
01:32:09.091 --> 01:32:10.458
♪ She's a special girl ♪
1868
01:32:10.593 --> 01:32:14.262
♪ Strolling ♪
1869
01:32:14.730 --> 01:32:16.198
♪ Can't help ♪
1870
01:32:16.464 --> 01:32:20.903
♪ All of her qualities
Extolling ♪
1871
01:32:21.269 --> 01:32:23.338
♪ Loaded with charisma
Is ma ♪
1872
01:32:23.471 --> 01:32:25.373
♪ Jauntily sauntering
Ambling shambler ♪
1873
01:32:25.507 --> 01:32:28.110
♪ She walks into a room
And you know ♪
1874
01:32:28.243 --> 01:32:30.478
♪ You must shuffle along
Join the parade ♪
1875
01:32:30.613 --> 01:32:32.981
♪ She's the quintessence
Of making the grade ♪
1876
01:32:33.115 --> 01:32:36.451
♪ This is whatcha call
Traveling ♪
1877
01:32:36.585 --> 01:32:38.153
♪ Oh strut your stuff! ♪
1878
01:32:38.286 --> 01:32:43.291
♪ Can't get enough of her ♪
1879
01:32:43.425 --> 01:32:46.995
♪ Love her! ♪
1880
01:32:47.429 --> 01:32:52.968
♪ I'm a son of a gun
She is one of a kind! ♪
1881
01:32:53.802 --> 01:32:54.970
(MEN) * One ♪
1882
01:32:55.103 --> 01:32:56.639
(WOMEN)
♪ She walks into a room ♪
1883
01:32:56.772 --> 01:32:58.206
- ♪ Singular sensation ♪
- ♪ And you know she's ♪
1884
01:32:58.340 --> 01:32:59.574
(WOMEN) * Uncommonly rare
Very unique ♪
1885
01:32:59.708 --> 01:33:00.475
♪ Peripatetic
Poetic and chic ♪
1886
01:33:00.609 --> 01:33:01.777
(MEN) * One ♪
1887
01:33:01.910 --> 01:33:03.679
(WOMEN)
♪ She walks into a room ♪
1888
01:33:03.812 --> 01:33:05.280
- ♪ Thrilling combination ♪
- ♪ And you know from her ♪
1889
01:33:05.413 --> 01:33:06.715
(WOMEN) * Maddening poise
Effortless whirl ♪
1890
01:33:06.849 --> 01:33:09.484
♪ She's a special girl
Strolling ♪
1891
01:33:09.618 --> 01:33:12.354
(MEN) * One smile and suddenly
Nobody else ♪
1892
01:33:12.487 --> 01:33:14.056
- ♪ Can't help ♪
- ♪ Will do ♪
1893
01:33:14.189 --> 01:33:16.224
(WOMEN) * All of her qualities
Extolling ♪
1894
01:33:16.358 --> 01:33:18.526
(MEN) * You know
You'll never be lonely ♪
1895
01:33:18.661 --> 01:33:20.362
- ♪ With you-know-who ♪
- ♪ Loaded with charisma ♪
1896
01:33:20.495 --> 01:33:22.765
♪ Is ma jauntily sauntering
Ambling shambler ♪
1897
01:33:22.898 --> 01:33:25.200
♪ She walks into a room
And you know ♪
1898
01:33:25.333 --> 01:33:27.602
♪ You must shuffle along
Join the parade ♪
1899
01:33:27.736 --> 01:33:29.371
♪ She's the quintessence
Of making the grade ♪
1900
01:33:29.504 --> 01:33:33.241
♪ This is whatcha call
Traveling ♪
1901
01:33:33.575 --> 01:33:34.977
♪ Oh, strut your stuff! ♪
1902
01:33:35.110 --> 01:33:39.815
♪ Can't get enough of her ♪
1903
01:33:39.948 --> 01:33:43.351
♪ Love her! ♪
1904
01:33:43.485 --> 01:33:45.788
- ♪ I'm a son of a gun ♪
- (MEN) * She's the... ♪
1905
01:33:45.921 --> 01:33:50.492
- ♪ She is one of a kind! ♪
- (MEN) * One ♪
1906
01:33:50.859 --> 01:33:57.299
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
1907
01:34:00.903 --> 01:34:02.070
(ALL) * One! ♪
1908
01:34:02.938 --> 01:34:07.976
♪ Singular sensation
Every little step she takes ♪
1909
01:34:08.110 --> 01:34:11.279
♪ One!
Thrilling combination ♪
1910
01:34:11.413 --> 01:34:14.149
♪ Every move that she makes ♪
1911
01:34:15.650 --> 01:34:21.690
♪ One smile and suddenly
Nobody else will do ♪
1912
01:34:22.524 --> 01:34:29.131
♪ You know you'll never be
Lonely with you-know-who ♪
1913
01:34:29.264 --> 01:34:30.966
♪ One! ♪
1914
01:34:31.099 --> 01:34:34.937
♪ Moment in her presence
And you can't forget the rest ♪
1915
01:34:36.304 --> 01:34:41.309
♪ For the girl
Is second-best to none ♪
1916
01:34:41.443 --> 01:34:43.311
♪ Son ♪
1917
01:34:43.445 --> 01:34:44.847
♪ Ooh! Sigh! ♪
1918
01:34:44.980 --> 01:34:46.782
♪ Give her your attention ♪
1919
01:34:46.915 --> 01:34:50.018
♪ Do I really have to mention ♪
1920
01:34:50.152 --> 01:34:53.588
♪ She's the ♪
1921
01:34:53.722 --> 01:34:57.492
♪ She's the ♪
1922
01:34:57.625 --> 01:35:03.198
♪ She's the one! ♪