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{\an8}Let's talk about plans.
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{\an8}Everything you've ever loved,
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{\an8}every cool thing that's ever existed,
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{\an8}it started with a plan.
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{\an8}What you're looking at right now,
that's my plan.
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{\an8}My entire life mapped out
in exacting detail,
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{\an8}year by year, goal by goal.
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{\an8}This is what I do.
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{\an8}I plan.
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{\an8}And my plans always work.
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{\an8}Until they don't.
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Ted! Ted, Ted!
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Get up, we're out of time. Hurry!
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Where are my pants?
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Ted, there's no time,
you have to get up now!
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- My pants.
- Freeman!
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Come on, Ted! Move!
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My pants!
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I know what you're thinking.
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"How did I, Ted Freeman,
Dean's list member,
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Honor Roll recipient,
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and straight A student end up like this?"
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Well, I guess it all started
with the SPLAT.
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The Specialized Placement
Achievement Test,
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the mother of all standardized testing,
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the decider of your future.
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Typical.
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Everyone here actually tries.
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And you two just breeze on through.
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Oh, hi, Penny.
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Nice to see you too.
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Let your intellect be your sword,
logic your armor.
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It's not like you're gonna pass
the SPLAT anyway,
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but Ted ought to know better.
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Ted doesn't need to worry
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because Ted has the highest
scores in the entire school.
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And what rank are you again?
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Hmm, let me think.
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Oh, I remember number two.
As always.
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Guys, we're gonna miss something.
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Springdale Magnet,
put your hands together
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for Sammie Steambear.
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Feeling trapped? Feeling stressed?
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Feeling helpless?
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Why, it's nothing a little magic
can't fix!
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With a little preparation and
a simple wave of the hand,
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you too can watch in wonderment
as your stress disappears!
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Garbage in, garbage out.
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Chad, everyone!
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The Amazing Chad!
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Oh, the Amazing Chad!
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All right, and how about those
sound and lighting effects?
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All computer controlled
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by my brilliant daughter, Gertrude Neely!
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If anyone's interested
and looking for a bestie,
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she's available.
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She's super.
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Gertz!
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Okay, so as you guys know,
I am Principal Neely.
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Neely!
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Thank you. Thank you.
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And welcome to Springdale
Magnet School Prep Rally!
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As you know, Springdale Magnet School
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for the Arts and Sciences,
it's a really special place
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where we value
unconventional gifts here.
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But to do that, there's a trade off,
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and that's the SPLAT test.
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It's the most important test
of your middle school careers,
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and tomorrow you're going
to sit there and take it.
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I trust you've used these
past few weeks to study up,
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because you know that
this magnet program
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depends on the outcome of these tests.
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If the magnet test fails, then many of you
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will have to go back
to your zoned schools.
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Can you imagine going
to different schools?
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It would suck, we'd never
even get to hang out.
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I mean, take me, for example.
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I didn't get to go to a
magnet school, and look at me.
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Knowing my dad, he'd probably just
ship me off to the army or something.
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No, he wouldn't.
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Would he?
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You really never make
those bonds with people.
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And then you try and you get married,
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and then that doesn't work out.
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He cheats, so you know...
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Anyway, nevermind, so now to teach you
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some totally sick stress
relieving techniques
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is Mr. Gary Garrie,
our guidance counselor.
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Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody.
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That was a lot, huh?
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Well, that goes to show us
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how much Principal Neely
loves this magnet program.
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Okay?
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She beat out a lot of qualified
candidates to get this job.
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And it's our job to make sure
that we don't let her down!
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Now, let's talk about stress.
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- Stress ain't groovy.
- No.
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- It's not groovy at all.
- No.
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- It's a bummer.
- Yeah.
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Okay? A straight up bummer.
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But we have to find healthy
ways to deal with stress.
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You know what it is?
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- I'm listening.
- Jazz flute.
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- No! No!
- Oh, come on! Every time.
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No, no, no. Gary, we talked about this.
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No jazz flute?
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- I was working on it.
- Nobody likes jazz flute but you.
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Okay, thank you, Mr. Gary Garrie.
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Moving on now, why
don't we get some words
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from our campus security,
Mr. Terry Grimes.
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A positive word, Terry.
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Okay, listen up, punks.
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I know some of you are gonna use this
as an excuse to act out,
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but I'm here to lay down the law.
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Starting now, there will be zero tolerance
for any malfeasance.
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- Dude, check it. Check it!
- That includes antics,
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hijinks, shenanigans.
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Here where it comes.
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And especially pranks.
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Freeman!
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The splatter horn.
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Your best plan yet.
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Freeman!
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Malfeasance,
malfeasance, malfeasance.
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So?
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Well, the person in the video didn't lie.
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The end is shocking.
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Expel them, especially Freeman.
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I know he posted this,
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and I know he pulled that
little stunt on the stage today.
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Excuse me, but whatever happened
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to innocent until proven guilty?
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Something you wanna say, Cliff?
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Why, yes, Hannah, I do
have something to say.
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This is a classic example
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of why I don't want my boy
hanging out with your boy.
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Your kid masterminds these crazy
schemes and drags Josh down with him.
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Our boys are best friends.
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How could you even think
of tearing them apart?
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.
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Your boy needs discipline.
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Oh, okay. Sir, yes sir, Lieutenant Dad!
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Don't call me that. You know
I hate when people call me that!
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- A little touchy about it.
- I'm not touchy at all.
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In fact... When's the last time
you pooped?
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Bowel movements, that's
the term we use in our household.
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- A BM?
- Yes, BM.
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My bowel movements are very regular.
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Grimes has nothing on us.
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We're clean, dude. The perfect crime.
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Yeah, but I think we better cool it
with the pranks for a while.
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I need to ace this SPLAT.
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You know I have a plan.
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I keep telling you, life is messy, Ted.
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You can't plan for everything.
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I disagree.
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Besides, pranking is what we do.
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You plan 'em, I build 'em, remember?
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You're the brains, I'm the hands?
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Yeah, but you could totally
plan a prank if you wanted to.
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What about the red door?
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Ah, the red door.
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Josh did have one idea.
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He wanted it to be the gnarliest,
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most epic prank ever conceived.
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And it was right there,
waiting for the perfect victim.
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You ever gonna tell me what's in there?
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You don't wanna know.
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What are you guys looking at?
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- Ah!
- Holy crap!
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Geez, Gertz, lurk much?
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I could ask you the same thing.
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We're just waiting for Josh's dad
to finish yelling at your mom.
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It's almost over. Cover your ears.
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Cover your ears?
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She's a weirdo,
don't listen to anything she...
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Mr. Barker, Terry, listen.
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I agree that this kind of behavior
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is not something we value
here at Springdale.
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- Good.
- Finally.
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But this is a magnet school.
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We need students like Ted
and Josh to keep us alive,
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keep us competitive.
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So what's the bottom line here?
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The bottom line, Mr. Grimes,
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is that as long as Ted and
Josh keep their grades up,
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they are safe.
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Namaste.
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Hey.
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It's a big day tomorrow.
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Yeah.
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Big day every day.
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You know, I hope that you know
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you do not have to be perfect
at absolutely everything
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because you are already perfect to me.
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Do not stay up too late.
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Okay.
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Mom was sweet,
but she didn't know what I knew.
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The only difference between
a life of rules
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and a life of ruin is following the plan.
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One slip today
can mean catastrophe tomorrow.
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Okay, guys, I know you're tense,
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but remember, you're the gifted
class in a gifted school.
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You're the top scores on campus.
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You are the Scorcerers.
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You got this, okay, guys?
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SPLAT time.
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And remember, every student has one
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Testron answer sheet assigned to them,
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so please do not
damage or deface them.
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I can't believe I need to say this,
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but please don't chew on them,
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don't fold them into planes,
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don't make them into
ninja throwing stars,
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don't get them wet.
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Okay. Deep breath.
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Ready?
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Set.
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SPLAT!
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{\an8}Congratulations, Springdale!
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{\an8}You finished the splat.
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{\an8}Now, of course,
we won't have the results
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{\an8}until all of the answer sheets
are processed
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{\an8}by our own Mr. Sneederman.
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Right, Mr. Sneederman?
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{\an8}I am so pleased to announce
Friday be a total LOSS,
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{\an8}Let Off Some Steam dance!
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{\an8}Whoo! We're gonna finally
have some fun.
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It's a formal event
with its own dress code,
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social expectations,
and rules of conduct.
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{\an8}But don't worry,
I made a 36-page handbook
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{\an8}on dance party etiquette,
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{\an8}and you can pick it
up after second lunch.
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{\an8}So exciting.
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Finally, something cool!
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Not the dance, of course,
no one cared about that.
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We were excited about something else.
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Second lunch.
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You see, for the last two years,
every day at second lunch,
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there had been an event.
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When I first heard about it,
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I thought it was a myth,
like the Boogeyman or Bigfoot
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or TikTok video that
says "wait till the end"
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that's actually worth it.
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But it was no myth. It was real.
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He was real.
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Robbie Belcher.
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No one knew where he came from.
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Some say he was a transfer.
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Others say he's always been here.
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All we know for sure is
every day at second lunch,
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he appears for the ritual.
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Adults like to call it a condition,
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like an illness for allergy, but us?
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00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,035
We knew the truth.
258
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,333
We knew it was a gift.
259
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:14,436
They say it's a stink so rancid,
so astoundingly epic,
260
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,273
nothing can survive it.
261
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,617
Man, he's still got it.
262
00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:30,536
He really does.
263
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,497
Ted, we need to talk.
264
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:34,915
Now.
265
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,005
Say that again.
266
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,757
F Plus.
267
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,886
F Plus, what do you mean F Plus?
268
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,637
Shouldn't you be watching the door?
269
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,556
You're telling me this man
who's never gotten
270
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,559
anything worse than an A
in his entire life
271
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,645
did so bad on SPLAT that he got an F?
272
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,606
Plus.
273
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,608
Plus makes it so much worse.
274
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,067
Leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Wow.
275
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,777
Josh, watch the door.
276
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,112
Not till we figure this out.
277
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,032
Grades don't come out till next week.
How do we even know?
278
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:10,868
Because as teacher's aid,
I have access to things.
279
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,202
Like what?
280
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:14,038
Oh, I don't know, maybe
the teacher's lounge?
281
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,415
Good point. Go on.
282
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,917
I was helping Mr. Sneederman
283
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,919
run the Testron answer
sheet to the reader
284
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,462
and I saw the grades
as they came through.
285
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:22,796
And?
286
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,506
And I wanted to see if
I did better than Ted.
287
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:28,844
So when his answer sheet
went through, I peeked.
288
00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,639
I knew it. I knew the Goody-Two-Shoes
thing was just an act!
289
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,182
That's private information.
290
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,767
You're not allowed to just...
291
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:36,644
Hide!
292
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,855
Oh, hey, Penny.
293
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,942
What are you doing in here?
294
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,944
I'm really sorry, Mr. Kade.
295
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,113
I just needed some space.
296
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:50,950
I'm feeling really nervous
about the test scores.
297
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:54,453
Oh, well, that's
completely understandable.
298
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,246
Hey, I'm sure you knocked
it outta the park.
299
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,248
You're a phenomenal student.
300
00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,750
Lemme tell you why.
301
00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:00,834
Number one...
302
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,838
Ugh, what a scammer.
303
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,132
She's got every teacher totally fooled.
304
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,342
Can you believe this?
305
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,886
I remember watching
you sit at recess once
306
00:16:11,053 --> 00:16:13,681
with a trigonometry book,
correcting spelling errors.
307
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:18,102
I slipped. I blew it, I ruined everything.
308
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,937
Dude, it's no big deal.
309
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,188
You'll come up with something.
310
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:26,235
You always have a plan, right?
Right?
311
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,946
That's why we watch the door.
312
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:30,572
Is he okay?
313
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:31,991
We need to figure out our next move.
314
00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:35,995
Our next move?
What do you care that Ted got an F Plus.
315
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:39,581
Because I got one too.
316
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,045
I've never gotten a grade that bad before.
317
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,839
I don't know what happened.
318
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,299
Wait, you're telling me both you brainiacs
319
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,801
failed this thing?
320
00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:51,844
I'm not buying it.
321
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,639
Yeah, Josh is right.
Statistically, it's impossible.
322
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,100
There must have been
a mistake with the grading.
323
00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:00,978
I bet Mr. Sneederman screwed it up
with his ancient computer.
324
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,939
Have you seen that thing?
It's even older than he is.
325
00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:09,153
Maybe, but even so,
what are we supposed to do?
326
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,321
There's gotta be someone we can talk to.
327
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,074
Someone on the staff
who's on our side no matter what.
328
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:17,327
Now, Gertz, you know
I'm always on your side
329
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,204
no matter what.
330
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,290
Your mother said you've been
in this school for two years
331
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,083
and haven't made one friend?
332
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,002
Garbage in, garbage out.
333
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,130
You see, all she does
is code, code, code.
334
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:31,425
I mean, she's getting to an age
335
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,719
where things are getting confusing.
336
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,054
And if she doesn't wanna talk to me,
337
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,848
she should at least
have friends to talk to.
338
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,351
Well, maybe she needs a healthy outlet.
339
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:44,063
Don't say jazz flute. Don't say it.
340
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,689
No.
341
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,774
No.
342
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,029
I don't know what to do anymore.
343
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:54,198
Maybe I have to send her
to one of those camps
344
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,866
for antisocial teens.
345
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,205
Mr. Gary, we need to talk to you.
346
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,498
It's urgent.
347
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,793
So why do you guys
wanna retake this SPLAT?
348
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,461
You don't even know how you did yet!
349
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:09,463
We're worried.
350
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:13,050
It's always good to have
a plan B, right, Ted?
351
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,885
Right, right. A plan B.
352
00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:17,221
Well, the only way you guys
could retake the SPLAT
353
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,933
is if your old records were lost
354
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,186
before they were uploaded
into your permanent record.
355
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,815
Got it, and where are
the scores right now?
356
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,150
Why do you guys need to know all this?
357
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:34,029
We're students. We love to learn?
358
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,241
No way he was gonna buy that.
359
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,785
Okay, I'll tell you everything.
360
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,329
I can't believe he bought it.
361
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,665
Our scores were being stored
in the records room
362
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:46,458
on the oldest computer in the world,
363
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,168
which belonged to Mr. Sneederman,
364
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,712
the oldest file clerk in the world.
365
00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:54,049
There was only one door,
which was always locked.
366
00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,718
And Sneederman had the only key.
367
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,930
The computer was so old
368
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,015
it couldn't even connect to the internet.
369
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,936
It was safe from viruses,
hacking, everything.
370
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,147
The only way those scores
were gonna disappear...
371
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:11,066
Is if someone went in and did it by hand,
372
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,192
which we know ain't happening.
373
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,862
So I'm afraid whatever
scores you guys got,
374
00:19:15,028 --> 00:19:17,114
that's the scores you guys got.
375
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,324
What if I failed the test?
376
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,951
That's not part of the plan.
377
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,453
Sorry, Ted. You can't plan for everything.
378
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:31,420
Well, guys, we better
start packing our lockers.
379
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,006
Looks like we're headed
back to our old school.
380
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,090
Or the army.
381
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,134
I hear they won't take
you if you got flat feet.
382
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,969
Do either of you have a foot guy?
383
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:40,846
Penny, I need you to get me a list
384
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,348
of everyone who failed to SPLAT.
385
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,892
Okay...
386
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:49,188
Josh, there are designs
on pages 27, 28, and 29.
387
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,690
Copy them down and start building.
388
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,525
Are you saying what I
think you're saying?
389
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:55,819
Yep, I have a plan.
390
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,487
We're going to Canada!
391
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,407
No, we're not moving to Canada.
392
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,034
Why do you always think
we're going to Canada?
393
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,702
It just seems nice.
394
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,953
Guys, we need to make
these scores disappear
395
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,872
and we can't do it alone.
396
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,498
We need a crew.
397
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,171
It started out pretty rough.
398
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,298
- Probably not Nelly.
- How about Thomas?
399
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,345
Eh, Thomas? The kid needs help.
400
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:24,264
- How about Bailey?
- No.
401
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,642
- Maybe.
- I heard she got a C once.
402
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,769
- No.
- Who is that guy?
403
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,604
- I don't even know.
- I don't know.
404
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,029
We'll get back to you!
405
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,157
- No.
- Not a chance.
406
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,242
Nope.
407
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,413
Antonio. No.
408
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,623
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Get Antonio!
409
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:50,916
- Get that monkey outta here!
- No, no, no.
410
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,919
- No, cross Antonio out, no.
- No.
411
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,588
But the crew didn't
have to be great at everything.
412
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,634
Everyone just had to be great
at one thing.
413
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,012
- Oh, yeah! Chad.
- What about Chad?
414
00:21:09,893 --> 00:21:12,145
- How about Gertz?
- Gertz! Gertz!
415
00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,605
- But she's kind of weird.
- She is kind of weird.
416
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,983
Yeah, but she knows the way around
computers, and we need that.
417
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,401
- That's true.
- I guess so. Yeah.
418
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,408
Before too long we had our crew.
419
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,285
It was me, the mastermind.
420
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,247
Josh, an expert prankster
who could build anything.
421
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,001
Penny, the insider
who had every teacher
422
00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:35,544
wrapped around her finger.
423
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,881
The Amazing Chad,
master of misdirection,
424
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:41,967
who may have filled out his test sheet
425
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,260
with disappearing ink.
426
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:44,553
- Hey!
- Hey!
427
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,933
And Gertz Neely, a computer whiz
428
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,894
who intentionally flunked
the SPLAT to annoy her mom.
429
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:55,105
What are you doing in the staff restroom,
young lady?
430
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,274
You know that's off limits to students.
431
00:21:58,233 --> 00:22:00,152
Who just happens to be...
432
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,737
Oh, hi, baby.
433
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,447
Hi, Terry. Great new look.
434
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,740
Principal Neely.
435
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,041
You're a genius with computers,
436
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:15,834
but don't have an outlet for it.
437
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:21,006
I propose we can help you, but
we need something in return.
438
00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,640
Here it is.
439
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,100
Ted, did you get the stuff?
440
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,810
You don't need a red jacket for this.
441
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,521
It's not red, it's razzmatazz.
442
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,440
I always wear razzmatazz
when I'm performing.
443
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:40,317
It's $92.
444
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,611
Yeah, $92 is the price of being price
445
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,237
of being part of something amazing.
446
00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:46,031
What is this place anyway?
447
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:51,953
Layers of dust, canned
food, suspicious bucket.
448
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,164
My guess, Josh's room.
449
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,793
Hey, this is my dad's old doomsday
shelter, for your information.
450
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:03,924
Interesting. Your dad sounds hardcore,
and you're soft.
451
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,176
Analysis: You've tried
winning his approval.
452
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,428
But that got old, so now you rebel.
453
00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:09,805
Pulling pranks and cutting class
454
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:13,058
because negative attention
is better than no attention.
455
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,142
Is that correct?
456
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,187
And she wonders why
she has no friends.
457
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:21,400
You have got to teach me that.
458
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,319
So did you figure out when the scores
459
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,529
are getting picked up?
460
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:26,738
Monday morning.
461
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,699
Great, then we can pull
the heist on for Friday.
462
00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:32,160
You're not worried about Grimes?
463
00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:35,497
Nope, Grimes should be at a total LOSS.
464
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,667
The Let Off Some Steam dance!
465
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:40,335
All the teachers will be chaperoning
466
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:42,337
and the halls will be completely open.
467
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,507
That's actually kind of brilliant.
468
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:46,883
Answer sheets.
469
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,593
What about them?
470
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,471
Mr. Gary said that in
order to retake the SPLAT,
471
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:54,266
we have to make all of
our scores disappear.
472
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,394
We have to leave no trace
of our original answers.
473
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:58,812
In order for that to happen,
474
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,106
those answer sheets
need to disappear too.
475
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,191
Sneederman's clipboard
says they're scheduled
476
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:05,819
to be picked up for storage next week.
477
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:08,238
But what if they're picked
up to be shredded instead?
478
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:09,781
That can be arranged.
479
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,376
What is this?
480
00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:23,170
Oh, that's my dad's.
481
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,380
He used to play golf.
482
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,799
Now he says golf is for babies.
483
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,593
Like all games.
484
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:30,677
Or anything fun.
485
00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,721
I just bummed myself out.
486
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,639
Well, he's crazy!
487
00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:36,099
This beauty is amazing!
488
00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,226
It would make a perfect Magic Mobile.
489
00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:39,644
Totally.
490
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,104
A what now?
491
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:44,316
I always had this dream
of taking my act on the road.
492
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,776
A magic show on the go!
493
00:24:46,943 --> 00:24:49,905
Picture it, a Magic Mobile all decked out
494
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:52,032
with every magic trick in the book!
495
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,412
Tricks, like pranks?
496
00:24:57,579 --> 00:24:59,456
Well, some of them, sure.
497
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:04,085
But alas, when it comes
to magic, I got the goods.
498
00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:07,130
When it comes to making stuff,
499
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:09,090
I just don't have the hands.
500
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,842
Hands you say.
501
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:13,136
Amazing Chad, let's talk.
502
00:25:15,972 --> 00:25:17,682
The crew was coming together.
503
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:20,477
We had a big job to do and
not much time to do it.
504
00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,521
Luckily, everyone was in.
505
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:24,397
I'm out.
506
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:26,441
Gertz, wait.
507
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:28,902
I told you she's a weirdo.
Just let her go.
508
00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,445
The plan doesn't work without her.
509
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:34,991
Gertz, wait.
510
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:37,369
Wait, we need you. What happened?
511
00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,453
What went wrong?
512
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:42,457
Coding makes sense to me.
513
00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:43,875
People don't.
514
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,294
I rub people the wrong way.
515
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:49,506
Yeah, but you realize that your mom's
516
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,799
only sending you to that camp
517
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:53,301
because she wants you
to have friends, right?
518
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,053
Accurate. So?
519
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,180
What if we're your friends.
520
00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,391
But we're not friends.
521
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:04,104
Right, but what if we're
friendzies for pretendzies?
522
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:10,193
First, that was so cringe.
523
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,736
Second, are you crazy?
524
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:15,365
Hanging out with Gertz in public?
It's social suicide.
525
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,449
I'll do it.
526
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,245
On two conditions.
527
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,914
One, you get my mom off my back.
528
00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:27,460
And two, in coding you put in
bad code, you get bad results.
529
00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:28,962
Garbage in, garbage out.
530
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:30,171
I don't want that.
531
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:31,756
I want good results.
532
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:33,883
That makes two of us.
533
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,020
So cringe.
534
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:47,188
Can I do it too?
535
00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:49,691
We spent hours going over the plan.
536
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,067
It was pretty simple, really.
537
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:54,112
Okay, guys, so while Sneederman's
at the table,
538
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,865
Chad, you distract the crowd,
pulling them away.
539
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,116
You snag the key.
540
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:01,578
You will work lights, locks, and camera.
541
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:02,996
And you'll be on lookout.
542
00:27:03,163 --> 00:27:04,873
I'll slip out the back, grab the key,
543
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,209
and erase the scores before
anyone knows what's happening.
544
00:27:08,376 --> 00:27:09,252
Got it?
545
00:27:09,419 --> 00:27:10,587
Totally.
546
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,214
- What?
- How could it be any simpler?
547
00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:15,258
Guys, it's so easy.
548
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,885
Yeah, for the geniuses in the room.
549
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:19,429
Look, it's a lot like studying for a test.
550
00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:20,889
To solve the bigger problem,
551
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,932
you have to break it into smaller pieces.
552
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:25,352
Yes, great!
So let's do this in phases.
553
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,771
Ooh! With cool nicknames!
554
00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:29,022
Nicknames?
555
00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:32,192
Okay, with cool nicknames.
556
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,319
Let's start at the top.
557
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,863
Sneederman and the staff
have a secret card game
558
00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:39,908
in the maintenance room
during every school dance.
559
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:42,661
Sneederman always keeps
his office key with him.
560
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:45,413
We need that key.
561
00:27:45,580 --> 00:27:47,457
We can't do anything
until Principal Neely
562
00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:49,584
sees that Gertz is
having fun at the dance,
563
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:52,087
so that's gonna be phase one,
which we're calling...
564
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:53,338
Smotherboard.
565
00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:55,507
- Yeah! That's cool.
- That's a good one.
566
00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:57,926
Perfect.
Now, even with Neely off our case,
567
00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,594
we'll still need a distraction.
568
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:00,887
Chad, that's where you come in.
569
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:04,808
Phase two, Chad-straction!
570
00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:05,934
- Cool.
- Okay.
571
00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:08,937
Sure. So while Chad creates
a diversion, we can swipe the key.
572
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,188
That's all you, Josh.
573
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,315
What's the name for phase three?
574
00:28:12,482 --> 00:28:14,025
Joshination!
575
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:17,070
No.
576
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,155
Let's call that a placeholder.
577
00:28:19,322 --> 00:28:22,409
Phase four. Our secret little buddy
will transport the key
578
00:28:22,575 --> 00:28:25,870
all the way from the gym
to Mr. Sneederman's office,
579
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,289
which we're calling...
580
00:28:28,456 --> 00:28:29,999
Obviously Little Buddy.
581
00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,459
And phase five.
582
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,253
This is basically an emergency phase
583
00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:34,921
in case everything goes wrong.
584
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:38,633
- We'll need a miracle.
- I've got this one.
585
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,594
Phase five. Abracadabra!
586
00:28:41,761 --> 00:28:43,304
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
587
00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:46,391
- Okay.
- All right, everybody, let's get to work.
588
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,059
And we did.
589
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,936
Everyone did their part.
590
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,897
It was a little weird because I'd never
broken a single rule before,
591
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:56,901
but I kept telling myself
this was a desperate situation.
592
00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,571
There had to be something wrong
with those scores
593
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,364
and we needed to find out what.
594
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,201
So we kept going.
595
00:29:05,368 --> 00:29:09,497
And before long, Friday came.
596
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,375
And the heist was on.
597
00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:45,241
Malfeasance.
598
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:48,495
It's happening.
599
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:52,415
Even as a boy, I knew one simple truth.
600
00:29:52,582 --> 00:29:55,585
There's a line between
living a life of rules
601
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,337
and living a life of ruin.
602
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,005
I am that line.
603
00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:03,009
Malfeasance thrives in secrecy.
604
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:08,056
Secrets are no match for a Tattletale.
605
00:30:16,272 --> 00:30:19,651
Why do they all look like wealthy robots?
606
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,902
Steam punk!
607
00:30:21,069 --> 00:30:22,987
You know, Let Off Some Steam.
608
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,408
Clever kids, they're clever kids!
609
00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:29,410
- Smart little devils.
- Look at them.
610
00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:33,331
All right, everybody.
611
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:34,999
{\an8}Smotherboard's in effect.
612
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:55,562
Neely's on the move!
613
00:30:57,188 --> 00:31:00,358
- Hey, Gertz!
- So nice to see you.
614
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,902
Hello, friends at dance.
615
00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:04,779
Gertz, you're the life of the party.
616
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,952
All right, guys,
Smotherboard is complete.
617
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,459
You guys wanna keep being idiots
618
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:20,753
or should we start
phase two at some point?
619
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:23,590
Good point.
620
00:31:51,534 --> 00:31:53,828
Hands, you're going the wrong way.
621
00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:55,538
Back up and take a left.
622
00:31:55,705 --> 00:31:58,124
Aw, man!
623
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:00,501
Brains, this is the Magic.
624
00:32:00,668 --> 00:32:03,087
I got a bad feeling about this.
625
00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,506
It's bad luck to break routine
on the night of a show.
626
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:07,550
Is this about that red jacket again?
627
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,218
It's razzmatazz!
628
00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:11,554
It's it's $92.
629
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:15,975
Yes, Ted. $92 is the price of being
part of something amazing.
630
00:32:16,142 --> 00:32:17,894
We don't need the jacket.
We don't need razzmatazz!
631
00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:19,896
Just follow the plan and everything...
632
00:32:20,063 --> 00:32:21,606
In a hurry, Freeman?
633
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,399
Just grabbing some punch.
634
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:24,484
Punch is that way.
635
00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:27,946
I know you're up to something.
636
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:30,907
I've got eyes everywhere
637
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,992
and they're all watching you like a hawk.
638
00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:37,997
Ted, you promised me a dance.
639
00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:40,708
Bye, Mr. Grimes.
640
00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:44,963
What did you do to that man?
641
00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,881
Nothing he can prove.
642
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,299
Hands, you in position?
643
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:51,094
Affirmative.
Just waiting for phase two.
644
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,136
Roger that, Hands.
645
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,222
Magic, you're on.
646
00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:58,226
Yes! Time for a Chad-straction!
647
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:05,233
Yeah, baby!
648
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,734
Springdale!
649
00:33:06,901 --> 00:33:09,904
You guys ready
for another a magic, wonder,
650
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,615
and pure entertainment!
651
00:33:12,782 --> 00:33:14,450
Then join me on the dance floor
652
00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:17,036
and let get this party started!
653
00:33:30,091 --> 00:33:32,635
Is it working? Is the party started?
654
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,595
No, it's not working.
655
00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:35,847
What's going on?
656
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,265
The party's not started?
657
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:38,975
No, the party is not started.
658
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,019
I repeat, the party is not started.
659
00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:42,812
Chad, you're dying out there.
660
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:44,230
Signature move!
661
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:46,899
I told you he couldn't
get the party started.
662
00:33:47,066 --> 00:33:49,402
Does anyone know how to
get this party started?
663
00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:52,947
Analysis: A crippling fear
of mockery and rejection
664
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,783
will prevent tweens from
doing anything sincerely.
665
00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:58,077
Instead, every activity must be done
666
00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:00,413
under a guise of irony and sarcasm
667
00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:03,166
In English, please.
668
00:34:03,332 --> 00:34:06,002
If you want tweens to dance,
play something stupid.
669
00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,172
Hey, kids!
670
00:34:09,338 --> 00:34:10,256
Yeah?
671
00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:14,260
What can you do when
you're feeling down or drab?
672
00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:16,929
Do the Hungry Alligator!
673
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,056
That's right!
674
00:34:18,222 --> 00:34:20,308
It's the hungry alligator
675
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:21,559
Snap, snap, snap
676
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:23,936
Put your hands together
677
00:34:24,103 --> 00:34:25,063
Clap, clap, clap
678
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,818
Nice, Gertz. Good thinking.
679
00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:32,070
Nice job, Gertz.
680
00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:34,572
Good thinking, Gertz.
681
00:34:37,575 --> 00:34:39,243
- What?
- Nothing.
682
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,788
Do the funky, hungry alligator
683
00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:44,123
Brains. Brains!
684
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:46,209
- Hey, Brains!
- Go for Brains.
685
00:34:46,375 --> 00:34:48,753
Are we a go for phase three or what?
686
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:49,921
Good call, Hands.
687
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:51,005
Initiate...
688
00:34:52,423 --> 00:34:54,133
{\an8}Joshination.
689
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:57,011
{\an8}In three, two, one.
690
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:04,185
What is this?
691
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:08,773
Do the hungry alligator
692
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,406
They fixed it.
693
00:35:17,573 --> 00:35:19,909
You had the key to the castle.
694
00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:21,410
You had the keys.
695
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,886
You leave Sammie the Steambear
out of this, Freeman.
696
00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:43,724
Fart!
697
00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:45,893
Guys, looks like
there's a backup system.
698
00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:47,436
30 seconds to lights on.
699
00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:48,729
30 seconds?
700
00:35:50,064 --> 00:35:51,399
That's it, I'm tired of waiting.
701
00:35:51,566 --> 00:35:52,650
We'll finish this game up at prom.
702
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:53,818
- Oh, no.
- Sit down.
703
00:35:57,947 --> 00:36:00,158
Oh, the old' switcheroo, eh, Freeman?
704
00:36:00,324 --> 00:36:01,617
20 seconds.
705
00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,828
Not this time.
706
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:06,455
Forget it! No lights, no game.
707
00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:07,957
- Not with you cheats.
- No, no, no, no.
708
00:36:08,124 --> 00:36:09,792
- Come on.
- Come on.
709
00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:19,051
Got you, Freeman!
710
00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:20,845
There a problem, officer?
711
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:24,015
- Chad?
- The Amazing Chad!
712
00:36:30,021 --> 00:36:31,063
10 seconds.
713
00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:34,984
Nine, eight, seven, six,
714
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,988
- five, four, three.
- Almost. Dang it!
715
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:40,615
- Two, one.
- Yes!
716
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,410
- Oh, there we go!
- See! There you go!
717
00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,621
Okay. Let's keep it going.
718
00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:48,664
Hands to Brains, package received.
719
00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:50,124
Looks like I'm in the clear.
720
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:03,095
What in Sam Hill?
721
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:10,728
Say, I hear you fine folks
like to play some cards.
722
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:15,483
Oh, yes we do!
723
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,735
Hello, come on in!
724
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:29,914
Tech, I'm at the hallway.
725
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,958
The door's unlocked
and the cameras are down.
726
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,465
- The package is in place.
- Copy that.
727
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:40,716
Little Buddy is a go.
728
00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:42,510
Repeat, Little Buddy is a go.
729
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,604
Two can play at that game.
730
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:55,606
Go, Tattlers.
731
00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:01,904
Come on. Come on, where is he?
732
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:28,723
Grimes has a drone?
733
00:38:29,849 --> 00:38:31,934
When did Grime get a drone?
734
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,894
That's a Tattler surveillance drone.
735
00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:35,938
Grimes is not messing around.
736
00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:46,615
Come on! I have to get
away from this thing.
737
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:50,995
How is it so fast?
738
00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:54,999
Paintballs? Are you kidding me?
739
00:38:57,793 --> 00:38:58,711
Who made this?
740
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:03,549
This is so annoying!
741
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:09,972
Come on!
742
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:33,537
Come on.
743
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,876
Guys, why'd the car stop?
744
00:39:39,043 --> 00:39:39,919
What's going on?
745
00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,462
Really, Mr. Barker?
746
00:39:42,713 --> 00:39:44,465
Video games?
747
00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,425
I have a problem.
748
00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:49,011
Yes you do. You should
be out here socializing!
749
00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,972
Come on, you'll get this
back after the dance. Geez
750
00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,896
Guys? What's going on?
751
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,147
Hands is down for the count.
752
00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,316
You're gonna have to get
the package yourself.
753
00:40:02,483 --> 00:40:03,401
Charm is right.
754
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,152
Don't let the drone camera see you.
755
00:40:05,319 --> 00:40:06,737
Don't let it see your face.
756
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,341
Come on, Freeman.
Give me the proof I need.
757
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,262
I can't outrun it! It's too fast!
758
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,763
Guys, I need a place to hide!
759
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,265
Don't open that door.
760
00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,724
What is in there?
761
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:38,936
You don't wanna know.
762
00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:58,247
Guys, Neely's headed to her office.
763
00:40:58,414 --> 00:40:59,957
Why isn't she at the dance?
764
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,418
That doesn't make sense,
I triple checked her schedule.
765
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:04,545
She should be done for the day.
766
00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:05,796
Tech, get eyes on Neely.
767
00:41:05,963 --> 00:41:07,923
I need to know if she gets back my way.
768
00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:14,847
I'm in.
769
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,400
We did it.
770
00:41:27,067 --> 00:41:27,943
Nice!
771
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:33,032
Yes!
772
00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:38,871
Guys, we have a problem.
773
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:40,039
Where's Neely?
774
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:42,082
At her desk, starting her computer.
775
00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:43,417
What's the problem?
776
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,127
I'm looking at Sneederman's clipboard.
777
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,713
It says he already delivered
the grades to Neely.
778
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,591
What? I thought that
was happening Monday.
779
00:41:50,758 --> 00:41:53,135
Can you see what she's doing?
Does she have a floppy disc?
780
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:56,931
Maybe?
What's a floppy disc?
781
00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:58,933
Nevermind. Can you see her screen?
782
00:41:59,099 --> 00:42:00,184
What's she looking at?
783
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:01,977
She's on the school district testing page.
784
00:42:02,144 --> 00:42:04,522
I think she's about to upload the scores.
785
00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:05,731
Can you shut down the wifi?
786
00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:07,191
It's on the mesh system.
787
00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:09,568
I can buy you maybe five minutes.
788
00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:12,154
Do it. Get your mom outta that office.
789
00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:13,864
How am I supposed to do that?
790
00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:28,003
That's weird.
791
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:29,129
Mother.
792
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:30,881
Hi!
793
00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:33,384
Are you okay?
Why aren't you at the dance?
794
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:36,011
I'm in emotional turmoil
795
00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:37,805
and would like to speak
to you about my feelings
796
00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:42,393
for the next two
minutes and 37 seconds.
797
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:47,982
Okay, well, I'm just in
the middle of something.
798
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,693
Take it or leave it.
799
00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:51,986
I'll be in the lobby.
800
00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:53,988
Oh, no, I'll take it.
801
00:42:54,154 --> 00:42:59,326
Okay, I'll take it.
802
00:43:00,494 --> 00:43:02,496
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
803
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,666
I'm here. I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here. Okay.
804
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:06,959
Okay.
805
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,711
No.
806
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:14,967
I shall avenge you.
807
00:43:22,891 --> 00:43:24,518
- Come on!
- Ted!
808
00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:25,978
Penny, what are you doing here?
809
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,397
Helping you.
You obviously need it.
810
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,524
GERTRUDE55.
811
00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:31,734
What?
812
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,028
Neely's password. GERTRUDE55.
813
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:41,785
There, we got the test scores.
814
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:47,124
Freeman.
815
00:43:48,751 --> 00:43:50,502
What? That's weird.
816
00:43:50,669 --> 00:43:51,712
What's wrong?
817
00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:54,882
F pluses! Tons of them!
818
00:43:55,049 --> 00:43:56,508
How could there be so many?
819
00:43:57,718 --> 00:44:00,137
What do you wanna talk about?
This is a safe space, honey.
820
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:03,557
- Safe.
- Well, I'm just very worried about time.
821
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,060
Worried about time?
822
00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:10,898
Time in general in life,
or just time to speak?
823
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:14,693
No, honey, I have all
the time in the world.
824
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:17,905
Well, I feel like we
only have about 30 seconds.
825
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:20,074
Ted! 30 seconds!
826
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:21,992
Ted! Fine, you're right.
827
00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:26,455
Come out, come out wherever you are!
828
00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,753
- What?
- The mouse stopped working.
829
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,421
Use the keyboard!
830
00:44:34,588 --> 00:44:37,633
I'm sorry. I know, mom, a principal.
831
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,344
Too much time. Too much time at work.
832
00:44:42,596 --> 00:44:44,264
It's not working either!
833
00:44:44,431 --> 00:44:47,309
What? It was literally
working two seconds ago.
834
00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:48,686
I know!
835
00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:52,022
You have my undivided attention, okay?
836
00:44:53,065 --> 00:44:53,982
Let's talk.
837
00:44:57,319 --> 00:44:58,237
Time's up.
838
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:09,164
Well, that was a good talk.
839
00:45:09,331 --> 00:45:10,916
It's a start, huh?
840
00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:14,670
Well, did this help?
841
00:45:15,838 --> 00:45:16,755
I hope so.
842
00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:23,971
What happened?
843
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,435
We lost.
844
00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:33,731
Freeman!
845
00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:44,158
Terry? Hi.
846
00:45:44,324 --> 00:45:45,993
- What the heck is this?
- Girl talk.
847
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,244
- Girl talk.
- Torture.
848
00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:58,172
Phase five! I need phase five now!
849
00:46:00,799 --> 00:46:02,801
Say the magic word!
850
00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:03,844
Abracadabra!
851
00:46:08,056 --> 00:46:09,683
All aboard the Magic Mobile!
852
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,810
Next stop, wonderment!
853
00:46:15,063 --> 00:46:15,981
Freeman!
854
00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:31,413
Well?
855
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:35,584
I told you we needed that jacket.
856
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:38,337
This was not amazing, Ted.
857
00:46:40,088 --> 00:46:41,215
Not amazing at all.
858
00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:51,350
Garbage in, garbage out.
859
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:56,188
Well, we can't win 'em all, I guess.
860
00:47:02,069 --> 00:47:02,986
I'm sorry, dude.
861
00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:14,206
Okay.
862
00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:16,416
Bye.
863
00:47:22,881 --> 00:47:25,342
Ms. Neely, I need to talk
to you about the SPLAT scores.
864
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,094
Yeah, I need to talk to you too, Ted.
865
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:29,555
Come in. Sit down.
I was just about to get you.
866
00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:39,189
These were on my desk this morning.
867
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:44,111
Tampering with test scores, Ted.
868
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,405
I mean, I knew you are stressed
869
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,282
and nervous about the test, but this?
870
00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:50,492
I never expected this behavior!
871
00:47:50,659 --> 00:47:55,163
I'm sorry, but this is a black
mark on your record, Ted.
872
00:47:55,330 --> 00:47:57,624
No good school will take you now.
873
00:48:00,919 --> 00:48:02,462
Which is why I'm not reporting it.
874
00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:05,716
I can't protect you anymore though, Ted.
875
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,050
This is the last time.
876
00:48:07,217 --> 00:48:10,345
Think of it as a goodbye gift.
877
00:48:10,512 --> 00:48:12,014
Goodbye?
878
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:16,894
{\an8}Yeah, the SPLAT scores weren't
as good as we expected,
879
00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:21,523
{\an8}so I've been asked to
step down as principal.
880
00:48:21,690 --> 00:48:23,901
{\an8}And my replacement.
881
00:48:24,067 --> 00:48:26,987
{\an8}Well, they don't have the same
ideas for the magnet program.
882
00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:30,574
Who could they possibly
find to replace you?
883
00:48:31,658 --> 00:48:32,910
Well...
884
00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:34,828
It's me, Mr. Gary.
885
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:37,289
That's right. And the rumors are true.
886
00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:41,043
As of Wednesday, I'm taking
over as principle of Springdale.
887
00:48:41,209 --> 00:48:43,170
And I got a big surprise for you.
888
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:47,382
We are changing the magnet
from science and arts
889
00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:50,761
to, you guessed it, jazz flute!
890
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:53,513
So if you've been practicing
like I told you to,
891
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,682
you still have a place here in Springdale.
892
00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:58,602
But if you haven't,
good luck at your new school.
893
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:00,896
How was that?
894
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,442
Jazz flute.
895
00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:08,070
Jazz flute. Nobody wants
to play jazz flute!
896
00:49:09,738 --> 00:49:12,783
Anyways, did you get your
new school assignment?
897
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:14,493
I heard Gertz might be going
to Thornewick,
898
00:49:14,660 --> 00:49:16,161
That weird private school.
899
00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,454
I don't know where Chad is going.
900
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,957
Magic school? Clown school?
901
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,293
I could actually see
him doing good there.
902
00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:27,839
Not that you asked, but
my dad's trying to get me
903
00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:31,802
into Remington Boy's Academy,
"where boys become men."
904
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:33,845
Whoop-de-doop-be-doop.
905
00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:36,932
I mean, maybe we can still
hang out on weekends.
906
00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:38,725
Just gotta see if my dad will let me.
907
00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:42,437
Dude, what's your problem?
908
00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:44,481
You haven't said a word to me all day.
909
00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:47,943
Your plan didn't work, so what?
910
00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:50,570
Let's at least have fun
together while we still can.
911
00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:55,158
Fine, if that's all you care about,
912
00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:58,161
I hope you and your stupid
little plan have fun together.
913
00:49:58,328 --> 00:49:59,454
Good luck, dude.
914
00:49:59,621 --> 00:50:00,497
Nice knowing you.
915
00:50:01,581 --> 00:50:02,499
Josh, wait...
916
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,252
Well, it's been another
groovy day in Springdale.
917
00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:07,045
But before you all go home,
918
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:09,381
I just wanna extend
a word of appreciation
919
00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:11,883
to Springdale's top student.
920
00:50:12,050 --> 00:50:15,345
Someone who really knows
the importance of a good plan.
921
00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:17,597
The student with the highest GPA
in the school
922
00:50:17,764 --> 00:50:20,017
and the only one
of the Springdale Scorcerers
923
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:22,269
to actually ace the SPLAT.
924
00:50:22,436 --> 00:50:23,603
But I didn't ace the SPLAT.
925
00:50:25,063 --> 00:50:28,191
Please join me
in congratulating our own...
926
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,166
Hey.
927
00:50:44,332 --> 00:50:46,376
What are you doing here?
928
00:51:11,109 --> 00:51:12,486
Oh, hello, Ted.
929
00:51:14,529 --> 00:51:16,782
Penny, what's going on?
930
00:51:17,365 --> 00:51:18,909
Are you okay, Ted?
931
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,077
You seem confused.
932
00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,872
You told us you failed the SPLAT,
933
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:26,583
but Mr. Gary's announcement
said you aced it.
934
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,126
Were you lying to us?
935
00:51:28,293 --> 00:51:30,921
Oh, 100%.
936
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:34,633
Wait, don't tell me you still
haven't figured it out yet.
937
00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:37,844
I didn't fail the SPLAT.
938
00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:39,221
Neither did you.
939
00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:40,388
No one did.
940
00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:43,934
But I saw the grades in Neely's office.
941
00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:46,103
Every Scorcerer got an F Plus.
942
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:47,562
I changed them.
943
00:51:47,729 --> 00:51:49,272
Well, my partner did.
944
00:51:49,439 --> 00:51:52,692
We changed all the top
scores to an F Plus.
945
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:55,028
All but mine.
946
00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:58,615
But those grades, they're why
the magnet's shutting down,
947
00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,200
why Miss Neely's losing her job
948
00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:03,328
and why Josh and I have
to go to different schools!
949
00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:05,038
Why would you do that?
950
00:52:09,042 --> 00:52:11,169
I'm tired, Ted.
951
00:52:11,336 --> 00:52:13,880
You know how hard I've worked?
952
00:52:14,047 --> 00:52:16,258
No parties, no friends, no fun.
953
00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:19,177
I wanna be the best.
954
00:52:20,345 --> 00:52:24,224
And yet, when you're around,
I always come in second.
955
00:52:26,351 --> 00:52:28,895
I needed you gone, buddy.
956
00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:31,731
But I knew I couldn't get
you kicked out by myself.
957
00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:34,901
There's only one person
in the whole school
958
00:52:35,068 --> 00:52:37,237
smart enough to beat
Ted Freeman, and that's...
959
00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:42,325
Ted Freeman.
960
00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:47,873
You hate messes, Ted.
961
00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:49,666
You'll do anything to avoid them.
962
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:52,544
So when I presented you
with the biggest mess of all,
963
00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:54,004
it was just a matter of time
964
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:57,716
before Ted Freeman tried
to plan his way out of it.
965
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,469
I'm feeling really nervous
about the test scores.
966
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,723
There's gotta be someone we can talk to,
967
00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:07,934
someone on the staff who's always
on our side no matter what.
968
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,562
So you knew we'd pull the heist.
969
00:53:10,729 --> 00:53:13,398
Well, I knew you'd do something stupid.
970
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:15,567
You and Josh can't help yourselves.
971
00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:17,903
All I had to do was help
you make it far enough
972
00:53:18,069 --> 00:53:19,070
to get yourselves caught.
973
00:53:28,288 --> 00:53:31,041
Then even if you did figure out my plan,
974
00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:33,627
no one would believe you.
975
00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:44,888
You set us up.
976
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:47,224
You told us the grades went in Monday,
977
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,643
but you knew they were going in Friday.
978
00:53:49,809 --> 00:53:52,896
Oh, it's so cute watching you catch up.
979
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:54,064
What about the fake grades?
980
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:55,690
You can't do that.
981
00:53:55,857 --> 00:53:57,859
They'd never give a student staff access.
982
00:53:58,026 --> 00:54:00,654
Keep going, buddy.
You're so close.
983
00:54:00,820 --> 00:54:01,696
Think big.
984
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:06,701
You don't need staff access
985
00:54:06,868 --> 00:54:10,914
because your partner is on the staff.
986
00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,958
Ding, ding, ding!
987
00:54:13,124 --> 00:54:14,668
Good luck at your new school.
988
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:16,586
How was that?
989
00:54:18,088 --> 00:54:20,632
Just perfect, Mr. Gary.
990
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:21,925
Why do you think Mr. Gary
991
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,635
told you everything you needed to know
992
00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:26,388
about where the SPLAT
scores were kept?
993
00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:29,516
We gave you everything you needed
to put a little plan together.
994
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:32,102
What's Mr. Gary get out of this?
995
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,188
And Principal Neely beat out
996
00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:39,985
a lot of qualified
candidates to get this job.
997
00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:43,780
Mr. Gary helped make
Springdale what it is,
998
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:47,075
but Ms. Neely's magnet
program gets all the credit.
999
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:50,829
He needed her gone, I needed you gone,
1000
00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:53,707
and now we both have what we want!
1001
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,502
I'm sorry, Ted. I really am.
1002
00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:02,966
But like I told you after the dance,
you can't win 'em all.
1003
00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:24,988
Go away.
1004
00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:27,991
Hey, bug.
1005
00:55:28,158 --> 00:55:29,951
You've got some friends here to see you.
1006
00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:36,583
What are you guys doing here?
1007
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:37,959
We owe you an apology, dude.
1008
00:55:38,126 --> 00:55:42,339
Yeah, it wasn't a bad plan.
It was amazing.
1009
00:55:42,505 --> 00:55:44,507
We were double crossed.
1010
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:47,427
I know, but how did you figure it out?
1011
00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:50,096
I was reviewing the security
footage and saw this.
1012
00:55:53,892 --> 00:55:55,643
That's why the mouse and
keyboard stopped working.
1013
00:55:55,810 --> 00:55:57,604
Not cool.
1014
00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:00,815
Smart, efficient, tactically sound,
1015
00:56:00,982 --> 00:56:02,442
but definitely not cool.
1016
00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:07,906
My mom may be a pain, but
she's a good principal.
1017
00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:10,158
We need to fix this.
1018
00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:11,659
So what do we do?
1019
00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:18,208
I've got a plan.
1020
00:56:18,375 --> 00:56:21,336
We're going... Not Canada!
1021
00:56:21,503 --> 00:56:23,046
All right. Okay.
1022
00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:29,344
Hey, you'll be at the PTA meeting, right,
1023
00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:31,137
to help me win over the crowd?
1024
00:56:32,555 --> 00:56:33,473
Yeah. Yeah.
1025
00:56:34,974 --> 00:56:36,476
Thanks. Keys, please.
1026
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,354
Promise to take care of the place, okay?
1027
00:56:39,521 --> 00:56:41,856
Yes, I will. Of course.
1028
00:56:42,023 --> 00:56:43,274
It's gonna be groovy.
1029
00:56:43,441 --> 00:56:44,901
Put that away.
1030
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,952
Me and you, baby.
1031
00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:59,999
Hey! You know how long it took
for me to sit in that chair?
1032
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:03,086
Ted figured it out.
1033
00:57:05,338 --> 00:57:06,214
All of it.
1034
00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:09,342
Well, most of it. I told him the rest.
1035
00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:10,635
Did you tell him about me?
1036
00:57:10,802 --> 00:57:11,845
Definitely about you.
1037
00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:13,263
What?
1038
00:57:13,847 --> 00:57:16,558
Because if I know Ted, he's
planning something right now
1039
00:57:16,724 --> 00:57:19,352
and tomorrow's his last
chance to put it into action.
1040
00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:20,770
I need to know you'll be willing
1041
00:57:20,937 --> 00:57:23,523
to do whatever it takes to stop him.
1042
00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,024
Whatever it takes?
1043
00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:26,109
Penny, in case you ever notice,
1044
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:27,902
I'm the new principal of a school!
1045
00:57:28,069 --> 00:57:30,822
I can't just target a bunch of kids!
1046
00:57:30,989 --> 00:57:31,948
No, you can't.
1047
00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:34,951
But you know someone who can.
1048
00:57:38,037 --> 00:57:39,789
Hey, that's groovy.
1049
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,000
That's groovy.
1050
00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:48,673
Terry.
1051
00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:52,719
I'm doubling your budget.
1052
00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:54,304
Why?
1053
00:57:54,471 --> 00:57:56,055
So you'll use it.
1054
00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:02,020
Malfeasance ends tonight.
1055
00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:03,730
So first the bad news.
1056
00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:06,316
Our SPLAT grades have already
been uploaded to the district.
1057
00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:08,818
They're a part of our
permanent record now.
1058
00:58:08,985 --> 00:58:10,528
There's nothing we can do about that.
1059
00:58:10,695 --> 00:58:11,613
Ugh, dang it.
1060
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,032
The good news is those grades are fake
1061
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:15,158
and we can prove it.
1062
00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:16,910
- Whoo! Nice.
- Good.
1063
00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:18,870
The Testron answer sheets.
1064
00:58:19,037 --> 00:58:20,997
Each one is printed
with the student's name
1065
00:58:21,164 --> 00:58:22,874
and our real test answers.
1066
00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:25,001
We get our hands on everyone's
original answer sheet,
1067
00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:27,170
and it'll prove those
other grades were faked.
1068
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:28,338
Nice.
1069
00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:29,589
There we go.
1070
00:58:29,756 --> 00:58:31,508
And now the bad news.
1071
00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:33,384
Wait, there's more bad news.
1072
00:58:33,551 --> 00:58:34,677
When I was planning our first job,
1073
00:58:34,844 --> 00:58:36,846
I knew these answer
sheets might be an issue,
1074
00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:39,682
so I told Penny to have them shredded.
1075
00:58:39,849 --> 00:58:41,392
- Seriously.
- Ugh! Come on.
1076
00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:42,977
They're being held in this storage room.
1077
00:58:43,144 --> 00:58:45,188
We need to get there and
swipe the answer sheets
1078
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,857
before they're picked up
by the shredding company.
1079
00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:50,568
Which is in two weeks?
1080
00:58:50,735 --> 00:58:53,238
6:00 PM tomorrow,
during the PTA meeting.
1081
00:58:53,404 --> 00:58:57,325
PTA? Dude, there's gonna be
parents and teachers there?
1082
00:58:57,492 --> 00:58:58,493
We're toast.
1083
00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:00,370
And now the bad news.
1084
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:01,788
Wha-
1085
00:59:01,955 --> 00:59:04,249
Grimes has been trucking
in a ton of equipment
1086
00:59:04,415 --> 00:59:05,625
since noon yesterday.
1087
00:59:05,792 --> 00:59:08,795
I found receipts for lasers, alarms,
1088
00:59:08,962 --> 00:59:10,838
drone parts, and permanent dye.
1089
00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:12,090
What's the die for?
1090
00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:13,299
That's the bad news.
1091
00:59:13,466 --> 00:59:14,717
Oh, come on!
1092
00:59:15,843 --> 00:59:16,886
The Tattler 2.0.
1093
00:59:17,053 --> 00:59:20,056
It has infrared cameras and
super sensitive hearing.
1094
00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:21,391
Worse, it's equipped with paintballs
1095
00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,601
filled with permanent dye,
1096
00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:25,853
the same kind banks use
to mark bank robbers.
1097
00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:29,023
You get tagged with this
stuff, it's not coming off.
1098
00:59:29,190 --> 00:59:31,734
Mr. Gary sent out an
email district-wide today
1099
00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:34,028
saying that any student
marked with this stuff
1100
00:59:34,195 --> 00:59:36,489
is expelled from everywhere.
1101
00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:37,657
Can he do that?
1102
00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:40,577
No school means no audience!
1103
00:59:40,743 --> 00:59:41,911
My act will die.
1104
00:59:42,078 --> 00:59:43,454
And I'll be homeschooled.
1105
00:59:44,414 --> 00:59:45,498
By my mother.
1106
00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:47,709
Dude, what are we gonna do?
1107
00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:50,336
Guys, I know this is scary.
1108
00:59:50,503 --> 00:59:51,588
We get caught this time,
1109
00:59:51,754 --> 00:59:54,507
we can basically kiss
our futures goodbye.
1110
00:59:54,674 --> 00:59:57,844
But we're facing something
much bigger than us,
1111
00:59:58,011 --> 00:59:59,220
and someone has to make it right.
1112
01:00:01,055 --> 01:00:05,893
And we are the only people
crazy enough, weird enough,
1113
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:08,813
and smart enough to pull this off.
1114
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:11,232
Last time it was for us,
1115
01:00:11,399 --> 01:00:13,943
this time it's for all of Springdale.
1116
01:00:15,028 --> 01:00:17,614
So, one last job?
1117
01:00:20,283 --> 01:00:21,284
One last job.
1118
01:00:22,869 --> 01:00:23,786
One last job.
1119
01:00:25,872 --> 01:00:26,789
One last job.
1120
01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:28,958
All right, let's do this.
1121
01:00:30,043 --> 01:00:32,837
Penny had eyes everywhere.
1122
01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:35,965
She even deputized a bunch of
eighth graders as hall monitors.
1123
01:00:37,008 --> 01:00:38,801
So we needed eyes of our own.
1124
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:45,516
Everyone worked as a team.
1125
01:00:49,896 --> 01:00:51,189
We weren't great at everything,
1126
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:54,359
but every one of us
was great at something.
1127
01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:02,533
Hopefully it would be enough.
1128
01:01:07,413 --> 01:01:08,873
You built this?
1129
01:01:44,784 --> 01:01:45,993
See anything interesting?
1130
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,246
Nothing unexpected.
1131
01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:50,540
So, you got any afterschool plans?
1132
01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:51,999
Why you want back in?
1133
01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:53,334
Why would I want that?
1134
01:01:53,501 --> 01:01:54,460
It's not too late, Penny.
1135
01:01:54,627 --> 01:01:57,088
When you were with the crew,
I know you had fun.
1136
01:01:57,255 --> 01:01:58,881
This is middle school, Ted.
1137
01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:00,258
There's no time for fun.
1138
01:02:04,178 --> 01:02:06,305
You have until the bell rings, Freeman!
1139
01:02:06,472 --> 01:02:09,726
After that, it's game over.
1140
01:02:09,892 --> 01:02:10,852
Maybe.
1141
01:02:11,018 --> 01:02:11,936
Maybe it's game on.
1142
01:02:19,402 --> 01:02:21,946
Penny had Gertz locked outta
the school's power grid.
1143
01:02:26,826 --> 01:02:28,077
The only things she could control
1144
01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:30,872
were the hallway locks
and the PA system.
1145
01:02:31,038 --> 01:02:31,956
It would have to do.
1146
01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:36,753
Mr. Gary wanted the PTA meeting
to be a huge event,
1147
01:02:36,919 --> 01:02:38,880
a giant party just for him.
1148
01:02:39,046 --> 01:02:40,089
That would be our in.
1149
01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:42,425
We just needed the right bait.
1150
01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:44,969
Something amazing.
1151
01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:53,686
I'm blown away! This is great!
1152
01:02:53,853 --> 01:02:55,855
You know what,
and I think it's really groovy
1153
01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:58,357
that you're making up for
what your friends did, okay?
1154
01:02:58,524 --> 01:03:01,027
But I don't have a lot of
time to learn magic tricks.
1155
01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:02,195
The PTA meeting's tonight.
1156
01:03:02,361 --> 01:03:04,864
But you wanted it to be big, right?
1157
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,032
The biggest!
1158
01:03:08,868 --> 01:03:10,077
There might be another way.
1159
01:03:11,037 --> 01:03:12,121
I shouldn't even be telling you this.
1160
01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:14,582
Oh, come on, are you kidding me?
1161
01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:18,169
But magicians have a secret.
1162
01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:21,047
A way to win over any audience.
1163
01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:23,591
I need that!
All these parents love Neely.
1164
01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:26,594
There's some mean parents
too, but what's the secret?
1165
01:03:26,761 --> 01:03:30,932
You gotta have a big finish.
1166
01:03:31,098 --> 01:03:36,020
Now, tell me, Mr. Gary, how
do you feel about doves?
1167
01:03:37,563 --> 01:03:38,731
About what?
1168
01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:41,484
Well, you know what magicians
say about doves, right?
1169
01:03:42,401 --> 01:03:45,029
No, I don't know what
magicians say about doves.
1170
01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:48,991
They're very jazz flute.
1171
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:56,457
Make the call.
1172
01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:05,883
Hold it right there.
1173
01:04:06,050 --> 01:04:08,094
What do you think you're doing, buddy?
1174
01:04:08,261 --> 01:04:12,431
Yeah, I got party doves for the party.
1175
01:04:12,598 --> 01:04:16,143
Mm, likely story. I'm gonna have
to check that with the chief first.
1176
01:04:16,310 --> 01:04:17,687
Okay. Okay.
1177
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:48,968
Freeman!
1178
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,972
- Listen, kid...
- Detective.
1179
01:04:54,307 --> 01:04:55,516
Sure.
1180
01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:57,560
I don't have all day, okay?
Do you want these doves or not?
1181
01:04:57,727 --> 01:04:59,854
I got a whole van of party doves.
1182
01:05:00,021 --> 01:05:01,731
Freeman!
1183
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,024
You're all clear.
Good to go.
1184
01:05:03,190 --> 01:05:04,859
But I need someone
to sign for them, so...
1185
01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:09,989
Oh, sir, could you maybe sign?
No. Fine. It's fine!
1186
01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:11,991
Come one, come all!
1187
01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:14,493
- Come see the Amazing Chad!
- Not this time.
1188
01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:27,256
This is Brains.
1189
01:05:27,423 --> 01:05:28,716
He took the bait.
1190
01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:38,976
I seriously can't believe this is working.
1191
01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:43,439
Like, seriously.
1192
01:05:50,279 --> 01:05:52,198
See how you like that!
1193
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:20,017
What are you up to, Ted?
1194
01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:33,406
Okay, so no one's gonna
sign for the party doves?
1195
01:06:35,491 --> 01:06:37,493
Fine. I don't need this.
1196
01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:39,620
Kid, party doves? You into it?
1197
01:06:39,787 --> 01:06:40,997
Nothing? All right.
1198
01:06:49,046 --> 01:06:51,799
Oh no, we're all the way in the C wing.
1199
01:06:51,966 --> 01:06:53,759
Dude, those birds wreak.
1200
01:06:53,926 --> 01:06:55,136
Stinkiest magic ever.
1201
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:01,934
Wait, am I allergic to magic doves now?
1202
01:07:09,525 --> 01:07:11,610
Gertz, we're pinned down.
Can you help?
1203
01:07:11,777 --> 01:07:12,862
I see you.
1204
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:14,905
There's just one, but others are nearby.
1205
01:07:15,072 --> 01:07:16,615
Don't make a sound.
1206
01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:22,830
If they hear you, you're toast.
1207
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:30,504
It's right behind you. Stay out of sight.
1208
01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:31,964
Don't make a sound.
1209
01:07:41,223 --> 01:07:42,933
No, no! Shh!
1210
01:07:54,361 --> 01:07:55,863
I think I can distract it with sound.
1211
01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:56,906
I just need...
1212
01:08:32,191 --> 01:08:33,692
Bless you.
1213
01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:36,320
Thank you. Seriously.
1214
01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:46,789
Gertz, we need to get to the main hall.
1215
01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:47,957
How's it look?
1216
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,959
All good for now, but hurry.
1217
01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:55,214
Springdale parents,
1218
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:58,968
we will be starting the PTA
meeting in a moment.
1219
01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:08,185
Well. You must be happy.
1220
01:09:08,352 --> 01:09:11,147
Our kids losing their best friends.
1221
01:09:11,313 --> 01:09:15,860
Look, I know it's not ideal,
but it might be for the best.
1222
01:09:16,026 --> 01:09:17,236
They need discipline.
1223
01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:20,114
When you're at war, having
discipline is the only way
1224
01:09:20,281 --> 01:09:21,407
you make it out alive.
1225
01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:24,743
This is middle school, Cliff.
1226
01:09:25,911 --> 01:09:26,912
Take a look around.
1227
01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,957
Does it look like anyone's at war?
1228
01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:33,210
Mayday! Mayday!
1229
01:09:33,377 --> 01:09:35,296
I've got bogies on my six
and I'm taking heavy fire!
1230
01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:37,423
Please advise, over!
1231
01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:40,968
Oh, yeah!
1232
01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:45,806
Magic is stupid!
How you like that magic, Chad, huh?
1233
01:09:49,351 --> 01:09:50,519
Eat that, Freeman!
1234
01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:57,276
We made it!
1235
01:09:58,068 --> 01:09:59,028
We made it.
1236
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,615
Now all we have to do is use
Neely's key card and open up the door,
1237
01:10:02,781 --> 01:10:04,575
put the test answer
sheets in with the doves,
1238
01:10:04,742 --> 01:10:07,328
and wheel out of here
like nothing happened.
1239
01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:21,800
Grimes.
1240
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,679
It's a trick.
Ted is already in the building.
1241
01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:28,182
Freeman's inside?
1242
01:10:28,349 --> 01:10:29,934
Break off pursuit and get back here.
1243
01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:31,685
Where are my Tattlers?
1244
01:10:31,852 --> 01:10:32,895
Now!
1245
01:10:56,126 --> 01:10:57,461
What the?
1246
01:11:10,808 --> 01:11:12,476
Aw, that was my favorite plaid.
1247
01:11:15,020 --> 01:11:16,855
Wow, what a turnout.
1248
01:11:18,232 --> 01:11:20,401
Well, I should introduce myself to you.
1249
01:11:20,567 --> 01:11:21,944
My name is Gary Garrie.
1250
01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:24,863
I am the brand new principal
1251
01:11:25,030 --> 01:11:28,075
for the Springdale Magnet School
1252
01:11:28,242 --> 01:11:30,869
of the Jazz Flute Arts.
1253
01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:35,374
That's right. You heard it.
Jazz Flute Arts!
1254
01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:38,794
No, no, no questions. No, no
questions right now, okay?
1255
01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:41,880
But I can assure you
that this year's program
1256
01:11:42,047 --> 01:11:44,967
is gonna be hip,
it's going to be happening,
1257
01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:47,928
and above all, it's gonna be groovy.
1258
01:11:48,095 --> 01:11:49,763
No, did you hear me? Groovy.
1259
01:11:55,394 --> 01:11:57,563
Gertz, the key card's not working.
1260
01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,065
Fart, Penny's already had my mother
locked outta the system.
1261
01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:18,709
Josh, stop! The drones!
1262
01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:21,086
What? This is as quiet as I can get.
1263
01:12:21,253 --> 01:12:22,379
Josh, stop kicking.
1264
01:12:22,546 --> 01:12:24,840
- Gertz, can you open the door?
- Checking.
1265
01:12:32,139 --> 01:12:33,891
- Open the door.
- I can't!
1266
01:12:34,058 --> 01:12:37,936
- Use your key.
- It's not working. Why isn't it working?
1267
01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:40,939
Gertz!
1268
01:12:42,024 --> 01:12:43,942
Get this door open, whatever it takes!
1269
01:12:46,862 --> 01:12:48,030
What the heck is a Gertz?
1270
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:57,748
Where are you, Gertz Neely?
1271
01:13:02,753 --> 01:13:03,712
Got you.
1272
01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:16,350
Follow me.
1273
01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:21,688
Well, can you open it?
1274
01:13:21,855 --> 01:13:23,857
Yes, if I open all the doors.
1275
01:13:24,024 --> 01:13:25,526
Great. Do it.
1276
01:13:25,692 --> 01:13:27,361
Wait, all of the doors?
1277
01:13:27,528 --> 01:13:29,279
It's been hardwired together.
1278
01:13:29,446 --> 01:13:31,865
If I unlock that door, all the doors open.
1279
01:13:32,032 --> 01:13:33,742
The Tattlers will be on you in minutes.
1280
01:13:33,909 --> 01:13:35,119
And Grimes?
1281
01:13:36,412 --> 01:13:37,329
Seconds.
1282
01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:44,545
- Do it.
- Wait, what?
1283
01:13:45,462 --> 01:13:47,798
It's the only way.
You stay here, try to finish the job.
1284
01:13:47,965 --> 01:13:48,966
I'll buy you some time.
1285
01:13:49,133 --> 01:13:50,968
But that's not part of the plan.
1286
01:13:51,135 --> 01:13:53,429
You're right. Can't plan for everything.
1287
01:13:53,595 --> 01:13:56,807
No. You finish the job.
I'll buy you some time.
1288
01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:58,851
No, if Grimes catches anyone,
it should be me.
1289
01:13:59,017 --> 01:14:00,561
I'm the one he's after.
1290
01:14:00,727 --> 01:14:02,187
We'll see about that.
1291
01:14:02,354 --> 01:14:03,647
Ted?
1292
01:14:03,814 --> 01:14:04,773
Ted?
1293
01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:06,483
Do it.
1294
01:14:36,013 --> 01:14:37,055
Fart.
1295
01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:47,024
Barker?
1296
01:14:47,774 --> 01:14:50,527
It's not Ted you're after, you know.
It's me.
1297
01:14:51,528 --> 01:14:52,738
Nice try, Barker.
1298
01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:54,948
Everyone knows Freeman's the brains.
1299
01:14:55,115 --> 01:14:56,950
Yeah, but I'm the hands.
1300
01:14:57,117 --> 01:15:01,038
All those pranks, every
remote controlled stink bomb,
1301
01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:04,458
the water balloon launcher,
the splatter horn.
1302
01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:05,584
I built them all.
1303
01:15:05,751 --> 01:15:07,586
And the videos?
1304
01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:09,713
Oh, you mean Wannabe Cop Fails
1305
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,590
with 36,000 views and counting?
1306
01:15:11,757 --> 01:15:12,925
Did you like it?
1307
01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:16,136
Barker!
1308
01:15:18,055 --> 01:15:19,681
That's when it happened.
1309
01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:21,391
The ending will shock you.
1310
01:15:27,814 --> 01:15:30,776
To save the school
and to save his friends.
1311
01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:35,572
Josh Barker, the ultimate prankster,
pranked himself.
1312
01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:48,293
72 weeks of farts was
Josh's crowning achievement.
1313
01:15:49,628 --> 01:15:51,213
His finest prank.
1314
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:53,507
And he planned it all himself.
1315
01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:56,260
The hands had become the brains.
1316
01:15:56,426 --> 01:16:01,515
They say it's a stink so rancid
nothing could survive it.
1317
01:16:03,934 --> 01:16:06,270
Gertz! Gertz!
1318
01:16:06,436 --> 01:16:08,313
First Gertz, now Josh?
1319
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,065
You have good friends, Freeman.
1320
01:16:10,232 --> 01:16:12,025
Too bad they're all going down.
1321
01:16:12,192 --> 01:16:14,152
Just like you.
1322
01:16:15,028 --> 01:16:16,113
Maybe.
1323
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:18,907
But that's the price of being part
of something amazing.
1324
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:41,346
Freeman!
1325
01:16:53,108 --> 01:16:55,444
Finally! Caught you in the act!
1326
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,404
Do you even know what's going on here?
1327
01:16:57,571 --> 01:16:58,572
Do you even care?
1328
01:16:58,739 --> 01:17:00,949
All I care about is rules.
1329
01:17:02,034 --> 01:17:03,535
What is your deal anyways?
1330
01:17:03,702 --> 01:17:05,120
When I was your age, I had a saying.
1331
01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,998
"One slip today could be
a catastrophe tomorrow."
1332
01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:17,090
I never slipped, Freeman.
1333
01:17:17,257 --> 01:17:18,467
Not once.
1334
01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:19,926
And look at me now.
1335
01:17:41,531 --> 01:17:43,533
- Thank you.
- No!
1336
01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:44,993
Ted, run!
1337
01:18:31,581 --> 01:18:33,250
Come one, come all!
1338
01:18:42,759 --> 01:18:45,011
Ted! Ted!
You have to get up now.
1339
01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:49,933
- My pants!
- Come on, Ted! Move!
1340
01:18:50,100 --> 01:18:51,518
My pants!
1341
01:18:55,814 --> 01:19:00,444
It's the end of an era and
the beginning of a new one.
1342
01:19:00,610 --> 01:19:02,863
Right now, I'm going to name
1343
01:19:03,029 --> 01:19:05,741
the new student ambassador
1344
01:19:05,907 --> 01:19:10,245
of Springdale's new Jazz
Flute Magnet, Penny Prichard!
1345
01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,007
And also, as of this week,
1346
01:19:23,383 --> 01:19:26,887
Ms. Penny Prichard
has the highest GPA score,
1347
01:19:27,053 --> 01:19:31,057
which actually makes her
number one, all right?
1348
01:19:31,224 --> 01:19:32,142
Number one!
1349
01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:37,939
Come on!
1350
01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:46,865
Oh, that's gotta hurt, huh, Freeman?
1351
01:19:47,032 --> 01:19:50,577
But that's the price
for malfeasance, boys.
1352
01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:52,454
Cold sting of justice.
1353
01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:58,126
Oh, that's probably your parents.
1354
01:19:58,293 --> 01:19:59,336
I gave them a call.
1355
01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:01,379
It's not gonna be like last time, though.
1356
01:20:01,505 --> 01:20:03,548
This time I got proof.
1357
01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:06,843
This time, nobody's saving
either one of you two.
1358
01:20:09,221 --> 01:20:10,138
Oh no.
1359
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,015
They sound mad.
1360
01:20:13,141 --> 01:20:15,685
- That's enough.
- I'm just making sure they can hear.
1361
01:20:15,852 --> 01:20:18,688
I suppose I should let 'em in.
1362
01:20:21,024 --> 01:20:23,860
I know the law is
supposed to be impartial,
1363
01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:27,864
but I gotta admit,
I'm really gonna enjoy this.
1364
01:20:33,119 --> 01:20:35,330
Hey, Sammie the Steambear,
what you got there?
1365
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:45,757
Classic Steambear. Stay outta trouble.
1366
01:20:50,011 --> 01:20:51,847
It takes a woman's
touch sometimes, Cliff.
1367
01:20:52,013 --> 01:20:54,349
What, are you gonna just gently press
the button and that's gonna be it?
1368
01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:56,935
What, are you gonna
just with your giant man fingers?
1369
01:20:57,102 --> 01:20:59,896
I'm just making sure that...
1370
01:21:00,063 --> 01:21:01,398
Here he comes.
1371
01:21:03,441 --> 01:21:05,360
Okay, people.
1372
01:21:05,527 --> 01:21:07,779
People, okay. The answer is no.
1373
01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:10,949
We cannot go back to the old magnet.
1374
01:21:11,116 --> 01:21:14,953
And yes, the new magnet
has to be jazz flute.
1375
01:21:17,831 --> 01:21:19,833
- What are you thinking?
- What is this all about?
1376
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,877
Malfeasance of course,
1377
01:21:22,919 --> 01:21:24,087
Of course it is.
1378
01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:25,130
Malfeasance.
1379
01:21:27,299 --> 01:21:28,675
Didn't I tell you what would happen
1380
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:31,887
if you kept hanging around with...
1381
01:21:32,053 --> 01:21:33,972
Oh, gee, son!
1382
01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:35,265
You wreak!
1383
01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:36,850
Where is Ted?
1384
01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:38,935
Right there, the one and only.
1385
01:21:39,102 --> 01:21:40,812
I am not joking, Mr. Grimes.
1386
01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:42,397
Where is my son?
1387
01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:49,988
Listen, if you had
passed the SPLAT thing,
1388
01:21:50,155 --> 01:21:51,615
then this wouldn't be a problem.
1389
01:21:51,781 --> 01:21:53,783
But what do you want me to do?
1390
01:21:55,035 --> 01:21:58,288
Listen, I'm trying my best tonight.
1391
01:21:58,455 --> 01:22:00,832
Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1392
01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:03,835
Here we go, and now for the big finish!
1393
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,879
Lady, that's him.
1394
01:22:06,046 --> 01:22:09,215
That's Freeman in the red hoodie.
1395
01:22:09,382 --> 01:22:12,802
Okay, that's not red, it's razzmatazz.
1396
01:22:14,512 --> 01:22:15,931
No, it can't be.
1397
01:22:19,768 --> 01:22:21,645
There a problem, officer?
1398
01:22:21,811 --> 01:22:23,396
No!
1399
01:22:23,563 --> 01:22:27,317
And now join me for
the Springdale Magnet
1400
01:22:27,484 --> 01:22:30,695
for the Jazz Flute Arts takes flight!
1401
01:22:39,245 --> 01:22:41,164
What is that?
1402
01:22:45,085 --> 01:22:47,045
What is all this?
1403
01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:48,380
They're the SPLAT scores.
1404
01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:49,673
The real ones.
1405
01:22:49,839 --> 01:22:51,216
What?
1406
01:22:51,383 --> 01:22:54,302
I don't understand, I
delivered that bin myself.
1407
01:22:54,469 --> 01:22:55,929
The ol' switcheroo?
1408
01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:57,931
The ol' switcheroo!
1409
01:22:59,391 --> 01:23:01,893
You have good friends, Freeman.
1410
01:23:02,060 --> 01:23:05,689
Too bad they're all going
down, just like you.
1411
01:23:05,855 --> 01:23:06,982
Maybe.
1412
01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:10,276
But that's the price of being
part of something amazing.
1413
01:23:21,037 --> 01:23:23,915
So if you're here, then that means...
1414
01:23:27,544 --> 01:23:29,004
Care to explain this?
1415
01:23:31,881 --> 01:23:33,174
It's simple, Ms. Neely.
1416
01:23:33,341 --> 01:23:34,551
Mr. Gary wanted your job.
1417
01:23:35,927 --> 01:23:37,470
I guess he was always tired of being...
1418
01:23:40,473 --> 01:23:41,391
Overlooked.
1419
01:23:47,147 --> 01:23:49,649
So he faked the SPLAT scores
and shut down the magnet.
1420
01:23:52,235 --> 01:23:53,945
The SPLAT scores were fake?
1421
01:23:56,656 --> 01:23:57,907
That's right, ma'am.
1422
01:23:58,074 --> 01:23:59,200
Mr. Gary failed us.
1423
01:24:00,368 --> 01:24:02,078
He sure did.
1424
01:24:02,245 --> 01:24:03,371
Come on!
1425
01:24:03,538 --> 01:24:04,998
You're gonna actually listen to...
1426
01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:08,960
You're gonna listen to him?
Come on, you guys!
1427
01:24:09,127 --> 01:24:13,173
Who are you gonna believe?
These genius kids, or me?
1428
01:24:13,339 --> 01:24:15,091
Genius kids, or me?
1429
01:24:21,473 --> 01:24:22,932
Yeah, I get it now.
1430
01:24:29,522 --> 01:24:32,525
Faking test scores,
defrauding the school system,
1431
01:24:33,818 --> 01:24:35,070
abusing his position.
1432
01:24:36,112 --> 01:24:39,282
I don't know about you, but
I think there's a perfect word for that.
1433
01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:41,534
Malfeasance.
1434
01:24:43,036 --> 01:24:44,662
Tattletales, assemble.
1435
01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:54,756
What!
1436
01:24:56,466 --> 01:24:57,342
What is...
1437
01:25:19,781 --> 01:25:20,782
Oh, bummer!
1438
01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:29,124
You know what?
1439
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:32,585
This isn't worth it!
1440
01:25:32,752 --> 01:25:34,796
I did it. Okay?
1441
01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:37,715
I did it. It wasn't the kids, it was me.
1442
01:25:37,882 --> 01:25:39,259
Okay?
1443
01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:41,302
It was me. There.
1444
01:25:41,469 --> 01:25:43,930
I cannot believe our boys pulled this off.
1445
01:25:45,849 --> 01:25:50,520
You know, that must
have taken so much...
1446
01:25:50,687 --> 01:25:51,855
Discipline.
1447
01:25:58,528 --> 01:26:00,280
It was all me, okay?
1448
01:26:00,446 --> 01:26:01,698
You satisfied?
1449
01:26:04,450 --> 01:26:06,286
Can I get a wet wipe or something?
1450
01:26:16,004 --> 01:26:18,381
You can guess what happened next.
1451
01:26:18,548 --> 01:26:20,300
Ms. Neely got her old job back.
1452
01:26:24,637 --> 01:26:25,722
After he was let go,
1453
01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:28,975
Mr. Gary decided to follow his passion.
1454
01:26:32,729 --> 01:26:35,857
Grimes had to give up
all his fancy new gadgets.
1455
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,942
At least we think he did.
1456
01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:43,239
And Chad finally got to
take his act on the road.
1457
01:26:44,616 --> 01:26:45,825
Kinda.
1458
01:26:52,373 --> 01:26:54,709
Well, guys, it's been amazing.
1459
01:26:54,876 --> 01:26:57,879
If you ever need me, feel free to call.
1460
01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:01,341
Wait, your last name is Zandini?
1461
01:27:01,507 --> 01:27:02,467
Yeah, so?
1462
01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:05,720
Zandini? But you go by Amazing Chad?
1463
01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:08,473
What have I done?
1464
01:27:13,937 --> 01:27:15,939
Come see the Amazing Chad!
1465
01:27:18,107 --> 01:27:19,901
So, good results?
1466
01:27:20,068 --> 01:27:22,904
Smart, efficient, tactically sound.
1467
01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:25,073
Analysis: Not garbage.
1468
01:27:26,824 --> 01:27:29,244
And I'm sorry for saying you
were acting out for attention.
1469
01:27:29,410 --> 01:27:30,328
That wasn't cool.
1470
01:27:31,162 --> 01:27:32,413
It's fine.
1471
01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:34,874
I was only mad 'cause you were right.
1472
01:27:35,041 --> 01:27:36,251
How'd you know?
1473
01:27:36,417 --> 01:27:38,294
Easy. It's exactly what I do.
1474
01:27:40,129 --> 01:27:42,840
Friendzies for pretendzies?
1475
01:27:43,007 --> 01:27:44,092
Maybe not pretendzies.
1476
01:27:46,886 --> 01:27:48,513
I've said too much.
1477
01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:54,936
Well, we did it.
1478
01:27:56,187 --> 01:27:57,730
We saved the school.
1479
01:27:57,897 --> 01:27:59,691
Yep. Worst plan ever.
1480
01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:17,667
So something tells me you're not
going down for any of this.
1481
01:28:17,834 --> 01:28:19,335
Mr. Gary's in enough trouble as it is,
1482
01:28:19,502 --> 01:28:21,963
and taking orders from a 12-year-old?
1483
01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:23,881
Not a good look.
1484
01:28:24,048 --> 01:28:26,217
But you were right, Ted.
1485
01:28:26,384 --> 01:28:29,429
When I was with you and
the crew, I did have fun.
1486
01:28:29,595 --> 01:28:32,890
So, I guess it'll be
trying to take me down again.
1487
01:28:33,057 --> 01:28:35,560
No, Ted, we both know
there's only one person
1488
01:28:35,727 --> 01:28:38,229
in the whole school smart enough
to beat Ted Freeman.
1489
01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:41,107
See you in class.
1490
01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:43,443
See you in class.
1491
01:28:47,572 --> 01:28:49,282
Let's talk about plans.
1492
01:28:49,449 --> 01:28:51,326
Everything you've ever loved,
1493
01:28:51,492 --> 01:28:53,578
every cool thing that has ever existed
1494
01:28:53,745 --> 01:28:55,496
did start with a plan.
1495
01:28:55,663 --> 01:28:56,831
But Josh was right.
1496
01:28:56,998 --> 01:28:58,166
Life can be messy.
1497
01:28:58,333 --> 01:29:00,918
There's order, there's chaos,
1498
01:29:01,085 --> 01:29:03,254
and somewhere in between, there's us.
1499
01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:08,468
It's good to have plans,
but you can't plan for everything.
1500
01:29:09,969 --> 01:29:11,763
Where's the fun in that?