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<i>Let's talk about plans.</i>

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<i>Everything you've ever loved,</i>

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<i>every cool thing that's ever existed,</i>

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<i>it started with a plan.</i>

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<i>What you're looking at right now,</i>
<i>that's my plan.</i>

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<i>My entire life mapped out</i>
<i>in exacting detail,</i>

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<i>year by year, goal by goal.</i>

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<i>This is what I do.</i>

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<i>I plan.</i>

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<i>And my plans always work.</i>

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Until they don't.

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Ted! Ted, Ted!

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Get up, we're out of time. Hurry!

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Where are my pants?

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Ted, there's no time,
you have to get up now!

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- My pants.
- Freeman!

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Come on, Ted! Move!

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My pants!

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<i>I know what you're thinking.</i>

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<i>"How did I, Ted Freeman,</i>
<i>Dean's list member,</i>

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<i>Honor Roll recipient,</i>

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<i>and straight A student end up like this?"</i>

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<i>Well, I guess it all started</i>
<i>with the SPLAT.</i>

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The Specialized Placement
Achievement Test,

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the mother of all standardized testing,

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the decider of your future.

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Typical.

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Everyone here actually tries.

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And you two just breeze on through.

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Oh, hi, Penny.

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Nice to see you too.

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Let your intellect be your sword,
logic your armor.

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It's not like you're gonna pass
the SPLAT anyway,

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but Ted ought to know better.

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Ted doesn't need to worry

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because Ted has the highest
scores in the entire school.

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And what rank are you again?

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Hmm, let me think.

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Oh, I remember number two.
As always.

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Guys, we're gonna miss something.

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Springdale Magnet,
put your hands together

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for Sammie Steambear.

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Feeling trapped? Feeling stressed?

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Feeling helpless?

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Why, it's nothing a little magic
can't fix!

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With a little preparation and
a simple wave of the hand,

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you too can watch in wonderment
as your stress disappears!

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Garbage in, garbage out.

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Chad, everyone!

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The Amazing Chad!

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Oh, the Amazing Chad!

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All right, and how about those
sound and lighting effects?

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All computer controlled

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by my brilliant daughter, Gertrude Neely!

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If anyone's interested
and looking for a bestie,

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she's available.

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She's super.

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Gertz!

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Okay, so as you guys know,
I am Principal Neely.

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Neely!

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Thank you. Thank you.

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And welcome to Springdale
Magnet School Prep Rally!

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As you know, Springdale Magnet School

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for the Arts and Sciences,
it's a really special place

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where we value
unconventional gifts here.

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But to do that, there's a trade off,

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and that's the SPLAT test.

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It's the most important test
of your middle school careers,

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and tomorrow you're going
to sit there and take it.

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I trust you've used these
past few weeks to study up,

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because you know that
this magnet program

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depends on the outcome of these tests.

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If the magnet test fails, then many of you

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will have to go back
to your zoned schools.

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Can you imagine going
to different schools?

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It would suck, we'd never
even get to hang out.

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I mean, take me, for example.

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I didn't get to go to a
magnet school, and look at me.

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Knowing my dad, he'd probably just
ship me off to the army or something.

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No, he wouldn't.

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Would he?

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You really never make
those bonds with people.

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And then you try and you get married,

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and then that doesn't work out.

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He cheats, so you know...

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Anyway, nevermind, so now to teach you

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some totally sick stress
relieving techniques

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is Mr. Gary Garrie,
our guidance counselor.

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Hey, everybody. Hey, everybody.

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That was a lot, huh?

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Well, that goes to show us

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how much Principal Neely
loves this magnet program.

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Okay?

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She beat out a lot of qualified
candidates to get this job.

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And it's our job to make sure
that we don't let her down!

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Now, let's talk about stress.

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- Stress ain't groovy.
- No.

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- It's not groovy at all.
- No.

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- It's a bummer.
- Yeah.

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Okay? A straight up bummer.

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But we have to find healthy
ways to deal with stress.

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You know what it is?

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- I'm listening.
- Jazz flute.

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- No! No!
- Oh, come on! Every time.

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No, no, no. Gary, we talked about this.

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No jazz flute?

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- I was working on it.
- Nobody likes jazz flute but you.

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Okay, thank you, Mr. Gary Garrie.

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Moving on now, why
don't we get some words

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from our campus security,
Mr. Terry Grimes.

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A positive word, Terry.

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Okay, listen up, punks.

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I know some of you are gonna use this
as an excuse to act out,

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but I'm here to lay down the law.

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Starting now, there will be zero tolerance
for any malfeasance.

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- Dude, check it. Check it!
- That includes antics,

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hijinks, shenanigans.

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Here where it comes.

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And especially pranks.

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Freeman!

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The splatter horn.

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Your best plan yet.

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Freeman!

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Malfeasance,
malfeasance, malfeasance.

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So?

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Well, the person in the video didn't lie.

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The end is shocking.

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Expel them, especially Freeman.

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I know he posted this,

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and I know he pulled that
little stunt on the stage today.

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Excuse me, but whatever happened

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to innocent until proven guilty?

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Something you wanna say, Cliff?

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Why, yes, Hannah, I do
have something to say.

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This is a classic example

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of why I don't want my boy
hanging out with your boy.

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Your kid masterminds these crazy
schemes and drags Josh down with him.

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Our boys are best friends.

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How could you even think
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Oh, don't be so dramatic.

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Your boy needs discipline.

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Oh, okay. Sir, yes sir, Lieutenant Dad!

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Don't call me that. You know
I hate when people call me that!

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- A little touchy about it.
- I'm not touchy at all.

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In fact... When's the last time
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Bowel movements, that's
the term we use in our household.

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- A BM?
- Yes, BM.

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My bowel movements are very regular.

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Grimes has nothing on us.

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We're clean, dude. The perfect crime.

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Yeah, but I think we better cool it
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I need to ace this SPLAT.

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You know I have a plan.

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I keep telling you, life is messy, Ted.

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You can't plan for everything.

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I disagree.

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Besides, pranking is what we do.

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You plan 'em, I build 'em, remember?

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You're the brains, I'm the hands?

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Yeah, but you could totally
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What about the red door?

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Ah, the red door.

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<i>Josh did have one idea.</i>

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<i>He wanted it to be the gnarliest,</i>

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<i>most epic prank ever conceived.</i>

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<i>And it was right there,</i>
<i>waiting for the perfect victim.</i>

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You ever gonna tell me what's in there?

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You don't wanna know.

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What are you guys looking at?

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- Ah!
- Holy crap!

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Geez, Gertz, lurk much?

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I could ask you the same thing.

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We're just waiting for Josh's dad
to finish yelling at your mom.

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It's almost over. Cover your ears.

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Cover your ears?

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She's a weirdo,
don't listen to anything she...

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Mr. Barker, Terry, listen.

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I agree that this kind of behavior

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is not something we value
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- Good.
- Finally.

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But this is a magnet school.

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We need students like Ted
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keep us competitive.

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So what's the bottom line here?

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The bottom line, Mr. Grimes,

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is that as long as Ted and
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they are safe.

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Namaste.

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Hey.

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It's a big day tomorrow.

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Yeah.

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Big day every day.

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You know, I hope that you know

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you do not have to be perfect
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because you are already perfect to me.

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Do not stay up too late.

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Okay.

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<i>Mom was sweet,</i>
<i>but she didn't know what I knew.</i>

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<i>The only difference between</i>
<i>a life of rules</i>

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<i>and a life of ruin is following the plan.</i>

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<i>One slip today</i>
<i>can mean catastrophe tomorrow.</i>

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Okay, guys, I know you're tense,

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but remember, you're the gifted
class in a gifted school.

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You're the top scores on campus.

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You are the Scorcerers.

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You got this, okay, guys?

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SPLAT time.

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And remember, every student has one

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Testron answer sheet assigned to them,

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so please do not
damage or deface them.

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I can't believe I need to say this,

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but please don't chew on them,

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don't fold them into planes,

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don't make them into
ninja throwing stars,

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don't get them wet.

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Okay. Deep breath.

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Ready?

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Set.

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SPLAT!

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<i>Congratulations, Springdale!</i>

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<i>You finished the splat.</i>

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<i>Now, of course,</i>
<i>we won't have the results</i>

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<i>until all of the answer sheets</i>
<i>are processed</i>

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<i>by our own Mr. Sneederman.</i>

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<i>Right, Mr. Sneederman?</i>

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<i>I am so pleased to announce</i>
<i>Friday be a total LOSS,</i>

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<i>Let Off Some Steam dance!</i>

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<i>Whoo! We're gonna finally</i>
<i>have some fun.</i>

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<i>It's a formal event</i>
<i>with its own dress code,</i>

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<i>social expectations,</i>
<i>and rules of conduct.</i>

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<i>But don't worry,</i>
<i>I made a 36-page handbook</i>

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<i>on dance party etiquette,</i>

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<i>and you can pick it</i>
<i>up after second lunch.</i>

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<i>So exciting.</i>

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<i>Finally, something cool!</i>

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<i>Not the dance, of course,</i>
<i>no one cared about that.</i>

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<i>We were excited about something else.</i>

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<i>Second lunch.</i>

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<i>You see, for the last two years,</i>
<i>every day at second lunch,</i>

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<i>there had been an event.</i>

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<i>When I first heard about it,</i>

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<i>I thought it was a myth,</i>
<i>like the Boogeyman or Bigfoot</i>

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00:13:12.792 --> 00:13:14.919
<i>or TikTok video that</i>
<i>says "wait till the end"</i>

246
00:13:15.085 --> 00:13:16.170
<i>that's actually worth it.</i>

247
00:13:16.337 --> 00:13:18.756
<i>But it was no myth. It was real.</i>

248
00:13:18.923 --> 00:13:20.966
<i>He was real.</i>

249
00:13:22.092 --> 00:13:23.469
<i>Robbie Belcher.</i>

250
00:13:23.636 --> 00:13:25.513
<i>No one knew where he came from.</i>

251
00:13:25.679 --> 00:13:28.432
<i>Some say he was a transfer.</i>

252
00:13:28.599 --> 00:13:30.893
<i>Others say he's always been here.</i>

253
00:13:31.060 --> 00:13:34.688
<i>All we know for sure is</i>
<i>every day at second lunch,</i>

254
00:13:34.855 --> 00:13:38.025
<i>he appears for the ritual.</i>

255
00:13:40.069 --> 00:13:41.821
<i>Adults like to call it a condition,</i>

256
00:13:41.987 --> 00:13:44.990
<i>like an illness for allergy, but us?</i>

257
00:13:45.950 --> 00:13:48.035
<i>We knew the truth.</i>

258
00:13:50.996 --> 00:13:54.333
<i>We knew it was a gift.</i>

259
00:14:10.099 --> 00:14:14.436
<i>They say it's a stink so rancid,</i>
<i>so astoundingly epic,</i>

260
00:14:15.813 --> 00:14:17.273
<i>nothing can survive it.</i>

261
00:14:26.824 --> 00:14:28.617
Man, he's still got it.

262
00:14:28.784 --> 00:14:30.536
He really does.

263
00:14:30.703 --> 00:14:33.497
Ted, we need to talk.

264
00:14:33.664 --> 00:14:34.915
Now.

265
00:14:40.004 --> 00:14:41.005
Say that again.

266
00:14:41.171 --> 00:14:43.757
F Plus.

267
00:14:45.092 --> 00:14:46.886
F Plus, what do you mean F Plus?

268
00:14:47.052 --> 00:14:48.637
Shouldn't you be watching the door?

269
00:14:48.804 --> 00:14:50.556
You're telling me this man
who's never gotten

270
00:14:50.723 --> 00:14:53.559
anything worse than an A
in his entire life

271
00:14:53.726 --> 00:14:56.645
did so bad on SPLAT that he got an F?

272
00:14:56.812 --> 00:14:58.606
Plus.

273
00:14:58.772 --> 00:15:00.608
Plus makes it so much worse.

274
00:15:00.774 --> 00:15:02.067
Leaves a bad taste in your mouth. Wow.

275
00:15:02.234 --> 00:15:03.777
Josh, watch the door.

276
00:15:03.944 --> 00:15:05.112
Not till we figure this out.

277
00:15:05.279 --> 00:15:08.032
Grades don't come out till next week.
How do we even know?

278
00:15:08.198 --> 00:15:10.868
Because as teacher's aid,
I have access to things.

279
00:15:11.035 --> 00:15:12.202
Like what?

280
00:15:12.369 --> 00:15:14.038
Oh, I don't know, maybe
the teacher's lounge?

281
00:15:14.204 --> 00:15:16.415
Good point. Go on.

282
00:15:16.582 --> 00:15:17.917
I was helping Mr. Sneederman

283
00:15:18.083 --> 00:15:19.919
run the Testron answer
sheet to the reader

284
00:15:20.085 --> 00:15:21.462
and I saw the grades
as they came through.

285
00:15:21.629 --> 00:15:22.796
And?

286
00:15:22.963 --> 00:15:24.506
And I wanted to see if
I did better than Ted.

287
00:15:24.673 --> 00:15:28.844
So when his answer sheet
went through, I peeked.

288
00:15:29.011 --> 00:15:31.639
I knew it. I knew the Goody-Two-Shoes
thing was just an act!

289
00:15:31.805 --> 00:15:33.182
That's private information.

290
00:15:33.349 --> 00:15:34.767
You're not allowed to just...

291
00:15:35.726 --> 00:15:36.644
Hide!

292
00:15:38.771 --> 00:15:39.855
Oh, hey, Penny.

293
00:15:40.981 --> 00:15:42.942
What are you doing in here?

294
00:15:43.108 --> 00:15:44.944
I'm really sorry, Mr. Kade.

295
00:15:45.110 --> 00:15:48.113
I just needed some space.

296
00:15:48.280 --> 00:15:50.950
I'm feeling really nervous
about the test scores.

297
00:15:51.116 --> 00:15:54.453
Oh, well, that's
completely understandable.

298
00:15:54.620 --> 00:15:56.246
Hey, I'm sure you knocked
it outta the park.

299
00:15:56.413 --> 00:15:58.248
You're a phenomenal student.

300
00:15:58.415 --> 00:15:59.750
Lemme tell you why.

301
00:15:59.917 --> 00:16:00.834
Number one...

302
00:16:02.753 --> 00:16:04.838
Ugh, what a scammer.

303
00:16:05.005 --> 00:16:07.132
She's got every teacher totally fooled.

304
00:16:07.299 --> 00:16:08.342
Can you believe this?

305
00:16:08.509 --> 00:16:10.886
I remember watching
you sit at recess once

306
00:16:11.053 --> 00:16:13.681
with a trigonometry book,
correcting spelling errors.

307
00:16:13.847 --> 00:16:18.102
I slipped. I blew it, I ruined everything.

308
00:16:18.268 --> 00:16:19.937
Dude, it's no big deal.

309
00:16:20.104 --> 00:16:21.188
You'll come up with something.

310
00:16:21.355 --> 00:16:26.235
You always have a plan, right?
Right?

311
00:16:26.402 --> 00:16:28.946
That's why we watch the door.

312
00:16:29.113 --> 00:16:30.572
Is he okay?

313
00:16:30.739 --> 00:16:31.991
We need to figure out our next move.

314
00:16:32.157 --> 00:16:35.995
Our next move?
What do you care that Ted got an F Plus.

315
00:16:36.870 --> 00:16:39.581
Because I got one too.

316
00:16:43.043 --> 00:16:45.045
I've never gotten a grade that bad before.

317
00:16:45.254 --> 00:16:46.839
I don't know what happened.

318
00:16:47.006 --> 00:16:49.299
Wait, you're telling me both you brainiacs

319
00:16:49.466 --> 00:16:50.801
failed this thing?

320
00:16:50.968 --> 00:16:51.844
I'm not buying it.

321
00:16:52.011 --> 00:16:55.639
Yeah, Josh is right.
Statistically, it's impossible.

322
00:16:55.806 --> 00:16:58.100
There must have been
a mistake with the grading.

323
00:16:58.267 --> 00:17:00.978
I bet Mr. Sneederman screwed it up
with his ancient computer.

324
00:17:01.145 --> 00:17:03.939
Have you seen that thing?
It's even older than he is.

325
00:17:04.106 --> 00:17:09.153
Maybe, but even so,
what are we supposed to do?

326
00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:11.321
There's gotta be someone we can talk to.

327
00:17:11.488 --> 00:17:14.074
Someone on the staff
who's on our side no matter what.

328
00:17:14.241 --> 00:17:17.327
Now, Gertz, you know
I'm always on your side

329
00:17:17.494 --> 00:17:19.204
no matter what.

330
00:17:19.371 --> 00:17:21.290
Your mother said you've been
in this school for two years

331
00:17:21.457 --> 00:17:23.083
and haven't made one friend?

332
00:17:23.250 --> 00:17:25.002
Garbage in, garbage out.

333
00:17:25.169 --> 00:17:28.130
You see, all she does
is code, code, code.

334
00:17:29.715 --> 00:17:31.425
I mean, she's getting to an age

335
00:17:31.592 --> 00:17:33.719
where things are getting confusing.

336
00:17:33.886 --> 00:17:35.054
And if she doesn't wanna talk to me,

337
00:17:35.220 --> 00:17:37.848
she should at least
have friends to talk to.

338
00:17:38.015 --> 00:17:41.351
Well, maybe she needs a healthy outlet.

339
00:17:41.518 --> 00:17:44.063
Don't say jazz flute. Don't say it.

340
00:17:44.229 --> 00:17:45.689
No.

341
00:17:45.856 --> 00:17:46.774
No.

342
00:17:50.194 --> 00:17:52.029
I don't know what to do anymore.

343
00:17:52.196 --> 00:17:54.198
Maybe I have to send her
to one of those camps

344
00:17:54.364 --> 00:17:55.866
for antisocial teens.

345
00:18:00.037 --> 00:18:01.205
Mr. Gary, we need to talk to you.

346
00:18:01.371 --> 00:18:02.498
It's urgent.

347
00:18:04.083 --> 00:18:05.793
So why do you guys
wanna retake this SPLAT?

348
00:18:05.959 --> 00:18:07.461
You don't even know how you did yet!

349
00:18:08.545 --> 00:18:09.463
We're worried.

350
00:18:10.172 --> 00:18:13.050
It's always good to have
a plan B, right, Ted?

351
00:18:13.217 --> 00:18:14.885
Right, right. A plan B.

352
00:18:15.052 --> 00:18:17.221
Well, the only way you guys
could retake the SPLAT

353
00:18:17.387 --> 00:18:20.933
is if your old records were lost

354
00:18:21.100 --> 00:18:24.186
before they were uploaded
into your permanent record.

355
00:18:24.353 --> 00:18:27.815
Got it, and where are
the scores right now?

356
00:18:27.981 --> 00:18:30.150
Why do you guys need to know all this?

357
00:18:30.317 --> 00:18:34.029
We're students. We love to learn?

358
00:18:35.489 --> 00:18:37.241
No way he was gonna buy that.

359
00:18:38.867 --> 00:18:39.785
Okay, I'll tell you everything.

360
00:18:39.952 --> 00:18:42.329
<i>I can't believe he bought it.</i>

361
00:18:42.496 --> 00:18:44.665
<i>Our scores were being stored</i>
<i>in the records room</i>

362
00:18:44.832 --> 00:18:46.458
<i>on the oldest computer in the world,</i>

363
00:18:46.625 --> 00:18:48.168
<i>which belonged to Mr. Sneederman,</i>

364
00:18:48.335 --> 00:18:50.712
<i>the oldest file clerk in the world.</i>

365
00:18:50.879 --> 00:18:54.049
<i>There was only one door,</i>
<i>which was always locked.</i>

366
00:18:54.216 --> 00:18:56.718
<i>And Sneederman had the only key.</i>

367
00:18:57.970 --> 00:18:59.930
<i>The computer was so old</i>

368
00:19:00.097 --> 00:19:02.015
<i>it couldn't even connect to the internet.</i>

369
00:19:02.182 --> 00:19:05.936
<i>It was safe from viruses,</i>
<i>hacking, everything.</i>

370
00:19:06.103 --> 00:19:08.147
<i>The only way those scores</i>
<i>were gonna disappear...</i>

371
00:19:08.313 --> 00:19:11.066
Is if someone went in and did it by hand,

372
00:19:11.233 --> 00:19:12.192
which we know ain't happening.

373
00:19:12.359 --> 00:19:14.862
So I'm afraid whatever
scores you guys got,

374
00:19:15.028 --> 00:19:17.114
that's the scores you guys got.

375
00:19:17.281 --> 00:19:19.324
What if I failed the test?

376
00:19:19.491 --> 00:19:20.951
That's not part of the plan.

377
00:19:21.118 --> 00:19:23.453
Sorry, Ted. You can't plan for everything.

378
00:19:27.332 --> 00:19:31.420
Well, guys, we better
start packing our lockers.

379
00:19:31.587 --> 00:19:34.006
Looks like we're headed
back to our old school.

380
00:19:34.173 --> 00:19:35.090
Or the army.

381
00:19:35.257 --> 00:19:37.134
I hear they won't take
you if you got flat feet.

382
00:19:37.301 --> 00:19:38.969
Do either of you have a foot guy?

383
00:19:39.845 --> 00:19:40.846
Penny, I need you to get me a list

384
00:19:41.013 --> 00:19:43.348
of everyone who failed to SPLAT.

385
00:19:43.515 --> 00:19:44.892
Okay...

386
00:19:45.058 --> 00:19:49.188
Josh, there are designs
on pages 27, 28, and 29.

387
00:19:49.354 --> 00:19:51.690
Copy them down and start building.

388
00:19:51.857 --> 00:19:53.525
Are you saying what I
think you're saying?

389
00:19:53.692 --> 00:19:55.819
Yep, I have a plan.

390
00:19:55.986 --> 00:19:57.487
We're going to Canada!

391
00:19:58.780 --> 00:20:00.407
No, we're not moving to Canada.

392
00:20:00.574 --> 00:20:02.034
Why do you always think
we're going to Canada?

393
00:20:02.201 --> 00:20:03.702
It just seems nice.

394
00:20:03.869 --> 00:20:04.953
Guys, we need to make
these scores disappear

395
00:20:05.120 --> 00:20:06.872
and we can't do it alone.

396
00:20:07.039 --> 00:20:08.498
We need a crew.

397
00:20:12.044 --> 00:20:14.171
It started out pretty rough.

398
00:20:14.338 --> 00:20:16.298
- Probably not Nelly.
- How about Thomas?

399
00:20:19.134 --> 00:20:21.345
Eh, Thomas? The kid needs help.

400
00:20:22.262 --> 00:20:24.264
- How about Bailey?
- No.

401
00:20:24.431 --> 00:20:26.642
- Maybe.
- I heard she got a C once.

402
00:20:26.808 --> 00:20:28.769
- No.
- Who is that guy?

403
00:20:28.936 --> 00:20:30.604
- I don't even know.
- I don't know.

404
00:20:38.070 --> 00:20:39.029
We'll get back to you!

405
00:20:41.198 --> 00:20:42.157
- No.
- Not a chance.

406
00:20:42.324 --> 00:20:43.242
Nope.

407
00:20:47.246 --> 00:20:48.413
Antonio. No.

408
00:20:48.580 --> 00:20:49.623
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Get Antonio!

409
00:20:49.790 --> 00:20:50.916
- Get that monkey outta here!
- No, no, no.

410
00:20:51.083 --> 00:20:53.919
- No, cross Antonio out, no.
- No.

411
00:20:54.086 --> 00:20:56.588
<i>But the crew didn't</i>
<i>have to be great at everything.</i>

412
00:20:58.340 --> 00:21:00.634
<i>Everyone just had to be great</i>
<i>at one thing.</i>

413
00:21:01.593 --> 00:21:04.012
- Oh, yeah! Chad.
- What about Chad?

414
00:21:09.893 --> 00:21:12.145
- How about Gertz?
- Gertz! Gertz!

415
00:21:12.312 --> 00:21:13.605
- But she's kind of weird.
- She is kind of weird.

416
00:21:13.772 --> 00:21:15.983
Yeah, but she knows the way around
computers, and we need that.

417
00:21:16.149 --> 00:21:17.401
- That's true.
- I guess so. Yeah.

418
00:21:22.114 --> 00:21:24.408
<i>Before too long we had our crew.</i>

419
00:21:24.574 --> 00:21:26.285
<i>It was me, the mastermind.</i>

420
00:21:27.286 --> 00:21:30.247
<i>Josh, an expert prankster</i>
<i>who could build anything.</i>

421
00:21:31.498 --> 00:21:34.001
<i>Penny, the insider</i>
<i>who had every teacher</i>

422
00:21:34.167 --> 00:21:35.544
<i>wrapped around her finger.</i>

423
00:21:36.753 --> 00:21:39.881
<i>The Amazing Chad,</i>
<i>master of misdirection,</i>

424
00:21:40.048 --> 00:21:41.967
<i>who may have filled out his test sheet</i>

425
00:21:42.134 --> 00:21:43.260
<i>with disappearing ink.</i>

426
00:21:43.427 --> 00:21:44.553
- Hey!
- Hey!

427
00:21:47.597 --> 00:21:49.933
<i>And Gertz Neely, a computer whiz</i>

428
00:21:50.100 --> 00:21:52.894
<i>who intentionally flunked</i>
<i>the SPLAT to annoy her mom.</i>

429
00:21:53.061 --> 00:21:55.105
What are you doing in the staff restroom,
young lady?

430
00:21:55.272 --> 00:21:57.274
You know that's off limits to students.

431
00:21:58.233 --> 00:22:00.152
Who just happens to be...

432
00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:01.737
Oh, hi, baby.

433
00:22:01.903 --> 00:22:03.447
Hi, Terry. Great new look.

434
00:22:03.613 --> 00:22:04.740
Principal Neely.

435
00:22:12.706 --> 00:22:14.041
You're a genius with computers,

436
00:22:14.207 --> 00:22:15.834
but don't have an outlet for it.

437
00:22:16.001 --> 00:22:21.006
I propose we can help you, but
we need something in return.

438
00:22:29.431 --> 00:22:30.640
Here it is.

439
00:22:30.807 --> 00:22:32.100
Ted, did you get the stuff?

440
00:22:32.267 --> 00:22:33.810
You don't need a red jacket for this.

441
00:22:33.977 --> 00:22:36.521
It's not red, it's razzmatazz.

442
00:22:36.688 --> 00:22:38.440
I always wear razzmatazz
when I'm performing.

443
00:22:38.607 --> 00:22:40.317
It's $92.

444
00:22:40.484 --> 00:22:42.611
Yeah, $92 is the price of being price

445
00:22:42.778 --> 00:22:44.237
of being part of something amazing.

446
00:22:44.404 --> 00:22:46.031
What is this place anyway?

447
00:22:48.075 --> 00:22:51.953
Layers of dust, canned
food, suspicious bucket.

448
00:22:52.120 --> 00:22:54.164
My guess, Josh's room.

449
00:22:54.331 --> 00:22:57.793
Hey, this is my dad's old doomsday
shelter, for your information.

450
00:22:57.959 --> 00:23:03.924
Interesting. Your dad sounds hardcore,
and you're soft.

451
00:23:04.091 --> 00:23:06.176
Analysis: You've tried
winning his approval.

452
00:23:06.343 --> 00:23:08.428
But that got old, so now you rebel.

453
00:23:08.595 --> 00:23:09.805
Pulling pranks and cutting class

454
00:23:09.971 --> 00:23:13.058
because negative attention
is better than no attention.

455
00:23:13.225 --> 00:23:14.142
Is that correct?

456
00:23:15.227 --> 00:23:17.187
And she wonders why
she has no friends.

457
00:23:19.564 --> 00:23:21.400
You have got to teach me that.

458
00:23:23.068 --> 00:23:24.319
So did you figure out when the scores

459
00:23:24.486 --> 00:23:25.529
are getting picked up?

460
00:23:25.695 --> 00:23:26.738
Monday morning.

461
00:23:26.905 --> 00:23:29.699
Great, then we can pull
the heist on for Friday.

462
00:23:30.617 --> 00:23:32.160
You're not worried about Grimes?

463
00:23:32.327 --> 00:23:35.497
Nope, Grimes should be at a total LOSS.

464
00:23:36.623 --> 00:23:38.667
The Let Off Some Steam dance!

465
00:23:38.834 --> 00:23:40.335
All the teachers will be chaperoning

466
00:23:40.502 --> 00:23:42.337
and the halls will be completely open.

467
00:23:43.296 --> 00:23:45.507
That's actually kind of brilliant.

468
00:23:45.674 --> 00:23:46.883
Answer sheets.

469
00:23:47.592 --> 00:23:48.593
What about them?

470
00:23:48.760 --> 00:23:51.471
Mr. Gary said that in
order to retake the SPLAT,

471
00:23:51.638 --> 00:23:54.266
we have to make all of
our scores disappear.

472
00:23:54.433 --> 00:23:57.394
We have to leave no trace
of our original answers.

473
00:23:57.561 --> 00:23:58.812
In order for that to happen,

474
00:23:58.979 --> 00:24:01.106
those answer sheets
need to disappear too.

475
00:24:01.273 --> 00:24:03.191
Sneederman's clipboard
says they're scheduled

476
00:24:03.358 --> 00:24:05.819
to be picked up for storage next week.

477
00:24:05.986 --> 00:24:08.238
But what if they're picked
up to be shredded instead?

478
00:24:08.405 --> 00:24:09.781
That can be arranged.

479
00:24:19.791 --> 00:24:21.376
What is this?

480
00:24:21.543 --> 00:24:23.170
Oh, that's my dad's.

481
00:24:23.336 --> 00:24:25.380
He used to play golf.

482
00:24:25.547 --> 00:24:27.799
Now he says golf is for babies.

483
00:24:27.966 --> 00:24:29.593
Like all games.

484
00:24:29.759 --> 00:24:30.677
Or anything fun.

485
00:24:31.428 --> 00:24:32.721
I just bummed myself out.

486
00:24:32.888 --> 00:24:34.639
Well, he's crazy!

487
00:24:34.806 --> 00:24:36.099
This beauty is amazing!

488
00:24:36.266 --> 00:24:38.226
It would make a perfect Magic Mobile.

489
00:24:38.393 --> 00:24:39.644
Totally.

490
00:24:39.811 --> 00:24:41.104
A what now?

491
00:24:41.271 --> 00:24:44.316
I always had this dream
of taking my act on the road.

492
00:24:44.483 --> 00:24:46.776
A magic show on the go!

493
00:24:46.943 --> 00:24:49.905
Picture it, a Magic Mobile all decked out

494
00:24:50.071 --> 00:24:52.032
with every magic trick in the book!

495
00:24:54.451 --> 00:24:57.412
Tricks, like pranks?

496
00:24:57.579 --> 00:24:59.456
Well, some of them, sure.

497
00:24:59.623 --> 00:25:04.085
But alas, when it comes
to magic, I got the goods.

498
00:25:04.252 --> 00:25:07.130
When it comes to making stuff,

499
00:25:07.297 --> 00:25:09.090
I just don't have the hands.

500
00:25:09.257 --> 00:25:10.842
Hands you say.

501
00:25:11.009 --> 00:25:13.136
Amazing Chad, let's talk.

502
00:25:15.972 --> 00:25:17.682
<i>The crew was coming together.</i>

503
00:25:17.849 --> 00:25:20.477
<i>We had a big job to do and</i>
<i>not much time to do it.</i>

504
00:25:20.644 --> 00:25:22.521
<i>Luckily, everyone was in.</i>

505
00:25:23.438 --> 00:25:24.397
I'm out.

506
00:25:25.273 --> 00:25:26.441
Gertz, wait.

507
00:25:26.608 --> 00:25:28.902
I told you she's a weirdo.
Just let her go.

508
00:25:29.069 --> 00:25:30.445
The plan doesn't work without her.

509
00:25:34.074 --> 00:25:34.991
Gertz, wait.

510
00:25:35.158 --> 00:25:37.369
Wait, we need you. What happened?

511
00:25:37.536 --> 00:25:38.453
What went wrong?

512
00:25:40.872 --> 00:25:42.457
Coding makes sense to me.

513
00:25:42.624 --> 00:25:43.875
People don't.

514
00:25:44.918 --> 00:25:46.294
I rub people the wrong way.

515
00:25:47.337 --> 00:25:49.506
Yeah, but you realize that your mom's

516
00:25:49.673 --> 00:25:50.799
only sending you to that camp

517
00:25:50.966 --> 00:25:53.301
because she wants you
to have friends, right?

518
00:25:53.468 --> 00:25:55.053
Accurate. So?

519
00:25:55.220 --> 00:25:57.180
What if we're your friends.

520
00:25:58.139 --> 00:25:59.391
But we're not friends.

521
00:26:00.350 --> 00:26:04.104
Right, but what if we're
friendzies for pretendzies?

522
00:26:07.941 --> 00:26:10.193
First, that was so cringe.

523
00:26:10.360 --> 00:26:11.736
Second, are you crazy?

524
00:26:11.903 --> 00:26:15.365
Hanging out with Gertz in public?
It's social suicide.

525
00:26:15.532 --> 00:26:16.449
I'll do it.

526
00:26:18.743 --> 00:26:20.245
On two conditions.

527
00:26:20.412 --> 00:26:22.914
One, you get my mom off my back.

528
00:26:23.081 --> 00:26:27.460
And two, in coding you put in
bad code, you get bad results.

529
00:26:27.627 --> 00:26:28.962
Garbage in, garbage out.

530
00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:30.171
I don't want that.

531
00:26:30.338 --> 00:26:31.756
I want good results.

532
00:26:32.841 --> 00:26:33.883
That makes two of us.

533
00:26:43.602 --> 00:26:45.020
So cringe.

534
00:26:45.937 --> 00:26:47.188
Can I do it too?

535
00:26:47.355 --> 00:26:49.691
<i>We spent hours going over the plan.</i>

536
00:26:49.858 --> 00:26:51.067
<i>It was pretty simple, really.</i>

537
00:26:51.234 --> 00:26:54.112
Okay, guys, so while Sneederman's
at the table,

538
00:26:54.279 --> 00:26:56.865
Chad, you distract the crowd,
pulling them away.

539
00:26:57.032 --> 00:26:58.116
You snag the key.

540
00:26:58.283 --> 00:27:01.578
You will work lights, locks, and camera.

541
00:27:01.745 --> 00:27:02.996
And you'll be on lookout.

542
00:27:03.163 --> 00:27:04.873
I'll slip out the back, grab the key,

543
00:27:05.040 --> 00:27:08.209
and erase the scores before
anyone knows what's happening.

544
00:27:08.376 --> 00:27:09.252
Got it?

545
00:27:09.419 --> 00:27:10.587
Totally.

546
00:27:10.754 --> 00:27:13.214
- What?
- How could it be any simpler?

547
00:27:13.381 --> 00:27:15.258
Guys, it's so easy.

548
00:27:15.425 --> 00:27:16.885
Yeah, for the geniuses in the room.

549
00:27:17.052 --> 00:27:19.429
Look, it's a lot like studying for a test.

550
00:27:19.596 --> 00:27:20.889
To solve the bigger problem,

551
00:27:21.056 --> 00:27:22.932
you have to break it into smaller pieces.

552
00:27:23.099 --> 00:27:25.352
Yes, great!
So let's do this in phases.

553
00:27:25.518 --> 00:27:27.771
Ooh! With cool nicknames!

554
00:27:27.937 --> 00:27:29.022
Nicknames?

555
00:27:30.106 --> 00:27:32.192
Okay, with cool nicknames.

556
00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:34.319
Let's start at the top.

557
00:27:34.486 --> 00:27:36.863
<i>Sneederman and the staff</i>
<i>have a secret card game</i>

558
00:27:37.030 --> 00:27:39.908
<i>in the maintenance room</i>
<i>during every school dance.</i>

559
00:27:40.075 --> 00:27:42.661
<i>Sneederman always keeps</i>
<i>his office key with him.</i>

560
00:27:42.827 --> 00:27:45.413
<i>We need that key.</i>

561
00:27:45.580 --> 00:27:47.457
<i>We can't do anything</i>
<i>until Principal Neely</i>

562
00:27:47.624 --> 00:27:49.584
<i>sees that Gertz is</i>
<i>having fun at the dance,</i>

563
00:27:49.751 --> 00:27:52.087
<i>so that's gonna be phase one,</i>
<i>which we're calling...</i>

564
00:27:52.253 --> 00:27:53.338
Smotherboard.

565
00:27:53.463 --> 00:27:55.507
- Yeah! That's cool.
- That's a good one.

566
00:27:55.674 --> 00:27:57.926
Perfect.
Now, even with Neely off our case,

567
00:27:58.093 --> 00:27:59.594
we'll still need a distraction.

568
00:27:59.761 --> 00:28:00.887
Chad, that's where you come in.

569
00:28:02.138 --> 00:28:04.808
Phase two, Chad-straction!

570
00:28:04.974 --> 00:28:05.934
- Cool.
- Okay.

571
00:28:06.101 --> 00:28:08.937
Sure. So while Chad creates
a diversion, we can swipe the key.

572
00:28:09.104 --> 00:28:10.188
That's all you, Josh.

573
00:28:10.355 --> 00:28:12.315
What's the name for phase three?

574
00:28:12.482 --> 00:28:14.025
Joshination!

575
00:28:15.944 --> 00:28:17.070
No.

576
00:28:17.237 --> 00:28:19.155
Let's call that a placeholder.

577
00:28:19.322 --> 00:28:22.409
Phase four. Our secret little buddy
will transport the key

578
00:28:22.575 --> 00:28:25.870
all the way from the gym
to Mr. Sneederman's office,

579
00:28:26.037 --> 00:28:28.289
which we're calling...

580
00:28:28.456 --> 00:28:29.999
Obviously Little Buddy.

581
00:28:30.166 --> 00:28:31.459
And phase five.

582
00:28:31.626 --> 00:28:33.253
This is basically an emergency phase

583
00:28:33.420 --> 00:28:34.921
in case everything goes wrong.

584
00:28:36.089 --> 00:28:38.633
- We'll need a miracle.
- I've got this one.

585
00:28:38.800 --> 00:28:41.594
Phase five. Abracadabra!

586
00:28:41.761 --> 00:28:43.304
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

587
00:28:43.471 --> 00:28:46.391
- Okay.
- All right, everybody, let's get to work.

588
00:28:46.558 --> 00:28:48.059
<i>And we did.</i>

589
00:28:48.226 --> 00:28:49.936
<i>Everyone did their part.</i>

590
00:28:50.103 --> 00:28:52.897
<i>It was a little weird because I'd never</i>
<i>broken a single rule before,</i>

591
00:28:53.064 --> 00:28:56.901
<i>but I kept telling myself</i>
<i>this was a desperate situation.</i>

592
00:28:57.068 --> 00:28:59.571
<i>There had to be something wrong</i>
<i>with those scores</i>

593
00:28:59.738 --> 00:29:01.364
<i>and we needed to find out what.</i>

594
00:29:03.908 --> 00:29:05.201
<i>So we kept going.</i>

595
00:29:05.368 --> 00:29:09.497
<i>And before long, Friday came.</i>

596
00:29:10.582 --> 00:29:12.375
<i>And the heist was on.</i>

597
00:29:44.157 --> 00:29:45.241
Malfeasance.

598
00:29:47.577 --> 00:29:48.495
It's happening.

599
00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:52.415
Even as a boy, I knew one simple truth.

600
00:29:52.582 --> 00:29:55.585
There's a line between
living a life of rules

601
00:29:55.752 --> 00:29:57.337
and living a life of ruin.

602
00:29:57.504 --> 00:29:59.005
I am that line.

603
00:30:00.340 --> 00:30:03.009
Malfeasance thrives in secrecy.

604
00:30:04.761 --> 00:30:08.056
Secrets are no match for a Tattletale.

605
00:30:16.272 --> 00:30:19.651
Why do they all look like wealthy robots?

606
00:30:19.818 --> 00:30:20.902
Steam punk!

607
00:30:21.069 --> 00:30:22.987
You know, Let Off Some Steam.

608
00:30:25.490 --> 00:30:27.408
Clever kids, they're clever kids!

609
00:30:27.575 --> 00:30:29.410
- Smart little devils.
- Look at them.

610
00:30:32.121 --> 00:30:33.331
All right, everybody.

611
00:30:33.498 --> 00:30:34.999 line:5%
Smotherboard's in effect.

612
00:30:53.893 --> 00:30:55.562
Neely's on the move!

613
00:30:57.188 --> 00:31:00.358
- Hey, Gertz!
- So nice to see you.

614
00:31:00.525 --> 00:31:02.902
Hello, friends at dance.

615
00:31:03.069 --> 00:31:04.779
Gertz, you're the life of the party.

616
00:31:08.908 --> 00:31:10.952
All right, guys,
Smotherboard is complete.

617
00:31:17.083 --> 00:31:18.459
You guys wanna keep being idiots

618
00:31:18.626 --> 00:31:20.753
or should we start
phase two at some point?

619
00:31:22.505 --> 00:31:23.590
Good point.

620
00:31:51.534 --> 00:31:53.828
Hands, you're going the wrong way.

621
00:31:53.995 --> 00:31:55.538
<i>Back up and take a left.</i>

622
00:31:55.705 --> 00:31:58.124
Aw, man!

623
00:31:58.291 --> 00:32:00.501
<i>Brains, this is the Magic.</i>

624
00:32:00.668 --> 00:32:03.087
I got a bad feeling about this.

625
00:32:03.254 --> 00:32:05.506
It's bad luck to break routine
on the night of a show.

626
00:32:05.673 --> 00:32:07.550
Is this about that red jacket again?

627
00:32:07.717 --> 00:32:09.218
It's razzmatazz!

628
00:32:09.385 --> 00:32:11.554
It's it's $92.

629
00:32:11.721 --> 00:32:15.975
<i>Yes, Ted. $92 is the price of being</i>
<i>part of something amazing.</i>

630
00:32:16.142 --> 00:32:17.894
We don't need the jacket.
We don't need razzmatazz!

631
00:32:18.061 --> 00:32:19.896
Just follow the plan and everything...

632
00:32:20.063 --> 00:32:21.606
In a hurry, Freeman?

633
00:32:21.773 --> 00:32:23.399
Just grabbing some punch.

634
00:32:23.566 --> 00:32:24.484
Punch is that way.

635
00:32:26.152 --> 00:32:27.946
I know you're up to something.

636
00:32:28.112 --> 00:32:30.907
I've got eyes everywhere

637
00:32:31.074 --> 00:32:32.992
and they're all watching you like a hawk.

638
00:32:34.911 --> 00:32:37.997
Ted, you promised me a dance.

639
00:32:39.415 --> 00:32:40.708
Bye, Mr. Grimes.

640
00:32:43.544 --> 00:32:44.963
What did you do to that man?

641
00:32:45.129 --> 00:32:46.881
Nothing he can prove.

642
00:32:47.048 --> 00:32:48.299
<i>Hands, you in position?</i>

643
00:32:48.466 --> 00:32:51.094
Affirmative.
Just waiting for phase two.

644
00:32:51.260 --> 00:32:52.136
<i>Roger that, Hands.</i>

645
00:32:53.221 --> 00:32:54.222
Magic, you're on.

646
00:32:54.389 --> 00:32:58.226
<i>Yes! Time for a Chad-straction!</i>

647
00:33:04.065 --> 00:33:05.233
Yeah, baby!

648
00:33:05.400 --> 00:33:06.734
Springdale!

649
00:33:06.901 --> 00:33:09.904
You guys ready
for another a magic, wonder,

650
00:33:10.071 --> 00:33:12.615
and pure entertainment!

651
00:33:12.782 --> 00:33:14.450
Then join me on the dance floor

652
00:33:14.617 --> 00:33:17.036
and let get this party started!

653
00:33:30.091 --> 00:33:32.635
<i>Is it working? Is the party started?</i>

654
00:33:32.802 --> 00:33:34.595
No, it's not working.

655
00:33:34.762 --> 00:33:35.847
What's going on?

656
00:33:36.014 --> 00:33:37.265
The party's not started?

657
00:33:37.432 --> 00:33:38.975
No, the party is not started.

658
00:33:39.142 --> 00:33:41.019
I repeat, the party is not started.

659
00:33:41.185 --> 00:33:42.812
Chad, you're dying out there.

660
00:33:42.979 --> 00:33:44.230
Signature move!

661
00:33:44.397 --> 00:33:46.899
I told you he couldn't
get the party started.

662
00:33:47.066 --> 00:33:49.402
Does anyone know how to
get this party started?

663
00:33:49.569 --> 00:33:52.947
<i>Analysis: A crippling fear</i>
<i>of mockery and rejection</i>

664
00:33:53.114 --> 00:33:55.783
<i>will prevent tweens from</i>
<i>doing anything sincerely.</i>

665
00:33:55.950 --> 00:33:58.077
<i>Instead, every activity must be done</i>

666
00:33:58.244 --> 00:34:00.413
<i>under a guise of irony and sarcasm</i>

667
00:34:01.539 --> 00:34:03.166
<i>In English, please.</i>

668
00:34:03.332 --> 00:34:06.002
<i>If you want tweens to dance,</i>
<i>play something stupid.</i>

669
00:34:07.045 --> 00:34:09.172
Hey, kids!

670
00:34:09.338 --> 00:34:10.256
Yeah?

671
00:34:10.423 --> 00:34:14.260
What can you do when
you're feeling down or drab?

672
00:34:14.427 --> 00:34:16.929
Do the Hungry Alligator!

673
00:34:17.096 --> 00:34:18.056
That's right!

674
00:34:18.222 --> 00:34:20.308
It's the hungry alligator

675
00:34:20.475 --> 00:34:21.559
Snap, snap, snap

676
00:34:22.310 --> 00:34:23.936
Put your hands together

677
00:34:24.103 --> 00:34:25.063
Clap, clap, clap

678
00:34:29.067 --> 00:34:30.818
<i>Nice, Gertz. Good thinking.</i>

679
00:34:30.985 --> 00:34:32.070
<i>Nice job, Gertz.</i>

680
00:34:33.362 --> 00:34:34.572
Good thinking, Gertz.

681
00:34:37.575 --> 00:34:39.243
- What?
- Nothing.

682
00:34:39.410 --> 00:34:41.788
Do the funky, hungry alligator

683
00:34:41.954 --> 00:34:44.123
<i>Brains. Brains!</i>

684
00:34:44.290 --> 00:34:46.209
<i>- Hey, Brains!</i>
<i>- Go for Brains.</i>

685
00:34:46.375 --> 00:34:48.753
Are we a go for phase three or what?

686
00:34:48.920 --> 00:34:49.921
<i>Good call, Hands.</i>

687
00:34:50.088 --> 00:34:51.005
Initiate...

688
00:34:52.423 --> 00:34:54.133 line:5%
Joshination.

689
00:34:54.300 --> 00:34:57.011 line:5%
<i>In three, two, one.</i>

690
00:35:03.142 --> 00:35:04.185
What is this?

691
00:35:04.352 --> 00:35:08.773
Do the hungry alligator

692
00:35:15.947 --> 00:35:17.406
They fixed it.

693
00:35:17.573 --> 00:35:19.909
You had the key to the castle.

694
00:35:20.076 --> 00:35:21.410
You had the keys.

695
00:35:36.092 --> 00:35:38.886
You leave Sammie the Steambear
out of this, Freeman.

696
00:35:42.682 --> 00:35:43.724
Fart!

697
00:35:43.891 --> 00:35:45.893
Guys, looks like
there's a backup system.

698
00:35:46.060 --> 00:35:47.436
30 seconds to lights on.

699
00:35:47.603 --> 00:35:48.729
30 seconds?

700
00:35:50.064 --> 00:35:51.399
That's it, I'm tired of waiting.

701
00:35:51.566 --> 00:35:52.650
We'll finish this game up at prom.

702
00:35:52.817 --> 00:35:53.818
- Oh, no.
- Sit down.

703
00:35:57.947 --> 00:36:00.158
Oh, the old' switcheroo, eh, Freeman?

704
00:36:00.324 --> 00:36:01.617
20 seconds.

705
00:36:02.410 --> 00:36:03.828
Not this time.

706
00:36:03.995 --> 00:36:06.455
Forget it! No lights, no game.

707
00:36:06.622 --> 00:36:07.957
- Not with you cheats.
- No, no, no, no.

708
00:36:08.124 --> 00:36:09.792
- Come on.
- Come on.

709
00:36:17.758 --> 00:36:19.051
Got you, Freeman!

710
00:36:19.218 --> 00:36:20.845
There a problem, officer?

711
00:36:21.012 --> 00:36:24.015
- Chad?
- The Amazing Chad!

712
00:36:30.021 --> 00:36:31.063
10 seconds.

713
00:36:32.231 --> 00:36:34.984
Nine, eight, seven, six,

714
00:36:35.860 --> 00:36:38.988
<i>- five, four, three.</i>
<i>- Almost. Dang it!</i>

715
00:36:39.155 --> 00:36:40.615
- Two, one.
- Yes!

716
00:36:42.575 --> 00:36:44.410
- Oh, there we go!
- See! There you go!

717
00:36:44.577 --> 00:36:46.621
Okay. Let's keep it going.

718
00:36:46.787 --> 00:36:48.664
<i>Hands to Brains, package received.</i>

719
00:36:48.831 --> 00:36:50.124
Looks like I'm in the clear.

720
00:37:01.594 --> 00:37:03.095
What in Sam Hill?

721
00:37:07.308 --> 00:37:10.728
Say, I hear you fine folks
like to play some cards.

722
00:37:14.065 --> 00:37:15.483
Oh, yes we do!

723
00:37:15.650 --> 00:37:17.735
Hello, come on in!

724
00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:29.914
Tech, I'm at the hallway.

725
00:37:30.081 --> 00:37:31.958
<i>The door's unlocked</i>
<i>and the cameras are down.</i>

726
00:37:37.672 --> 00:37:39.465
- The package is in place.
- Copy that.

727
00:37:39.632 --> 00:37:40.716
Little Buddy is a go.

728
00:37:40.883 --> 00:37:42.510
Repeat, Little Buddy is a go.

729
00:37:52.103 --> 00:37:53.604
Two can play at that game.

730
00:37:54.689 --> 00:37:55.606
Go, Tattlers.

731
00:38:00.069 --> 00:38:01.904
Come on. Come on, where is he?

732
00:38:27.305 --> 00:38:28.723
<i>Grimes has a drone?</i>

733
00:38:29.849 --> 00:38:31.934
<i>When did Grime get a drone?</i>

734
00:38:32.101 --> 00:38:33.894
<i>That's a Tattler surveillance drone.</i>

735
00:38:34.061 --> 00:38:35.938
<i>Grimes is not messing around.</i>

736
00:38:44.905 --> 00:38:46.615
<i>Come on! I have to get</i>
<i>away from this thing.</i>

737
00:38:49.577 --> 00:38:50.995
How is it so fast?

738
00:38:52.913 --> 00:38:54.999
<i>Paintballs? Are you kidding me?</i>

739
00:38:57.793 --> 00:38:58.711
<i>Who made this?</i>

740
00:39:01.464 --> 00:39:03.549
<i>This is so annoying!</i>

741
00:39:08.888 --> 00:39:09.972
Come on!

742
00:39:32.536 --> 00:39:33.537
Come on.

743
00:39:36.332 --> 00:39:38.876
Guys, why'd the car stop?

744
00:39:39.043 --> 00:39:39.919
What's going on?

745
00:39:40.086 --> 00:39:41.462
Really, Mr. Barker?

746
00:39:42.713 --> 00:39:44.465
Video games?

747
00:39:44.632 --> 00:39:46.425
I have a problem.

748
00:39:46.592 --> 00:39:49.011
Yes you do. You should
be out here socializing!

749
00:39:49.178 --> 00:39:51.972
Come on, you'll get this
back after the dance. Geez

750
00:39:56.727 --> 00:39:58.896
Guys? What's going on?

751
00:39:59.063 --> 00:40:00.147
<i>Hands is down for the count.</i>

752
00:40:00.314 --> 00:40:02.316
You're gonna have to get
the package yourself.

753
00:40:02.483 --> 00:40:03.401
Charm is right.

754
00:40:03.567 --> 00:40:05.152
<i>Don't let the drone camera see you.</i>

755
00:40:05.319 --> 00:40:06.737
<i>Don't let it see your face.</i>

756
00:40:25.089 --> 00:40:27.341
Come on, Freeman.
Give me the proof I need.

757
00:40:28.926 --> 00:40:31.262
I can't outrun it! It's too fast!

758
00:40:31.429 --> 00:40:32.763
Guys, I need a place to hide!

759
00:40:32.930 --> 00:40:34.265
Don't open that door.

760
00:40:34.432 --> 00:40:35.724
What is in there?

761
00:40:37.143 --> 00:40:38.936
You don't wanna know.

762
00:40:56.829 --> 00:40:58.247
Guys, Neely's headed to her office.

763
00:40:58.414 --> 00:40:59.957
Why isn't she at the dance?

764
00:41:00.124 --> 00:41:02.418
<i>That doesn't make sense,</i>
<i>I triple checked her schedule.</i>

765
00:41:02.585 --> 00:41:04.545
<i>She should be done for the day.</i>

766
00:41:04.712 --> 00:41:05.796
Tech, get eyes on Neely.

767
00:41:05.963 --> 00:41:07.923
<i>I need to know if she gets back my way.</i>

768
00:41:13.929 --> 00:41:14.847
I'm in.

769
00:41:25.483 --> 00:41:26.400
We did it.

770
00:41:27.067 --> 00:41:27.943
<i>Nice!</i>

771
00:41:28.110 --> 00:41:33.032
Yes!

772
00:41:37.244 --> 00:41:38.871
Guys, we have a problem.

773
00:41:39.038 --> 00:41:40.039
<i>Where's Neely?</i>

774
00:41:40.206 --> 00:41:42.082
At her desk, starting her computer.

775
00:41:42.249 --> 00:41:43.417
What's the problem?

776
00:41:43.584 --> 00:41:45.127
I'm looking at Sneederman's clipboard.

777
00:41:45.294 --> 00:41:47.713
It says he already delivered
the grades to Neely.

778
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:50.591
What? I thought that
was happening Monday.

779
00:41:50.758 --> 00:41:53.135
Can you see what she's doing?
Does she have a floppy disc?

780
00:41:53.969 --> 00:41:56.931
Maybe?
What's a floppy disc?

781
00:41:57.097 --> 00:41:58.933
<i>Nevermind. Can you see her screen?</i>

782
00:41:59.099 --> 00:42:00.184
<i>What's she looking at?</i>

783
00:42:00.351 --> 00:42:01.977
She's on the school district testing page.

784
00:42:02.144 --> 00:42:04.522
I think she's about to upload the scores.

785
00:42:04.688 --> 00:42:05.731
<i>Can you shut down the wifi?</i>

786
00:42:05.898 --> 00:42:07.191
It's on the mesh system.

787
00:42:07.358 --> 00:42:09.568
<i>I can buy you maybe five minutes.</i>

788
00:42:09.735 --> 00:42:12.154
Do it. Get your mom outta that office.

789
00:42:12.321 --> 00:42:13.864
How am I supposed to do that?

790
00:42:27.002 --> 00:42:28.003
That's weird.

791
00:42:28.170 --> 00:42:29.129
Mother.

792
00:42:29.964 --> 00:42:30.881
Hi!

793
00:42:31.048 --> 00:42:33.384
Are you okay?
Why aren't you at the dance?

794
00:42:33.551 --> 00:42:36.011
I'm in emotional turmoil

795
00:42:36.178 --> 00:42:37.805
and would like to speak
to you about my feelings

796
00:42:37.972 --> 00:42:42.393
for the next two
minutes and 37 seconds.

797
00:42:44.812 --> 00:42:47.982
Okay, well, I'm just in
the middle of something.

798
00:42:49.233 --> 00:42:50.693
Take it or leave it.

799
00:42:50.859 --> 00:42:51.986
I'll be in the lobby.

800
00:42:53.070 --> 00:42:53.988
Oh, no, I'll take it.

801
00:42:54.154 --> 00:42:59.326
Okay, I'll take it.

802
00:43:00.494 --> 00:43:02.496
Okay. Wait, wait, wait.

803
00:43:02.663 --> 00:43:05.666
I'm here. I'm here.
I'm here, I'm here. Okay.

804
00:43:05.833 --> 00:43:06.959
Okay.

805
00:43:07.126 --> 00:43:08.711
No.

806
00:43:13.340 --> 00:43:14.967
I shall avenge you.

807
00:43:22.891 --> 00:43:24.518
- Come on!
- Ted!

808
00:43:24.685 --> 00:43:25.978
Penny, what are you doing here?

809
00:43:26.145 --> 00:43:28.397
Helping you.
You obviously need it.

810
00:43:28.981 --> 00:43:30.524
GERTRUDE55.

811
00:43:30.691 --> 00:43:31.734
What?

812
00:43:31.900 --> 00:43:34.028
Neely's password. GERTRUDE55.

813
00:43:39.825 --> 00:43:41.785
There, we got the test scores.

814
00:43:46.206 --> 00:43:47.124
Freeman.

815
00:43:48.751 --> 00:43:50.502
What? That's weird.

816
00:43:50.669 --> 00:43:51.712
What's wrong?

817
00:43:52.504 --> 00:43:54.882
F pluses! Tons of them!

818
00:43:55.049 --> 00:43:56.508
How could there be so many?

819
00:43:57.718 --> 00:44:00.137
What do you wanna talk about?
This is a safe space, honey.

820
00:44:00.304 --> 00:44:03.557
- Safe.
- Well, I'm just very worried about time.

821
00:44:04.892 --> 00:44:06.060
Worried about time?

822
00:44:07.478 --> 00:44:10.898
Time in general in life,
or just time to speak?

823
00:44:11.065 --> 00:44:14.693
No, honey, I have all
the time in the world.

824
00:44:14.860 --> 00:44:17.905
Well, I feel like we
only have about 30 seconds.

825
00:44:18.072 --> 00:44:20.074
Ted! 30 seconds!

826
00:44:20.240 --> 00:44:21.992
Ted! Fine, you're right.

827
00:44:23.577 --> 00:44:26.455
Come out, come out wherever you are!

828
00:44:30.668 --> 00:44:32.753
- What?
- The mouse stopped working.

829
00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:34.421
Use the keyboard!

830
00:44:34.588 --> 00:44:37.633
I'm sorry. I know, mom, a principal.

831
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:40.344
Too much time. Too much time at work.

832
00:44:42.596 --> 00:44:44.264
It's not working either!

833
00:44:44.431 --> 00:44:47.309
What? It was literally
working two seconds ago.

834
00:44:47.476 --> 00:44:48.686
I know!

835
00:44:48.852 --> 00:44:52.022
You have my undivided attention, okay?

836
00:44:53.065 --> 00:44:53.982
Let's talk.

837
00:44:57.319 --> 00:44:58.237
Time's up.

838
00:45:06.787 --> 00:45:09.164
Well, that was a good talk.

839
00:45:09.331 --> 00:45:10.916
It's a start, huh?

840
00:45:13.627 --> 00:45:14.670
Well, did this help?

841
00:45:15.838 --> 00:45:16.755
I hope so.

842
00:45:23.053 --> 00:45:23.971
What happened?

843
00:45:28.517 --> 00:45:29.435
We lost.

844
00:45:32.312 --> 00:45:33.731
Freeman!

845
00:45:42.364 --> 00:45:44.158
Terry? Hi.

846
00:45:44.324 --> 00:45:45.993
- What the heck is this?
- Girl talk.

847
00:45:46.160 --> 00:45:47.244
- Girl talk.
- Torture.

848
00:45:56.295 --> 00:45:58.172
Phase five! I need phase five now!

849
00:46:00.799 --> 00:46:02.801
<i>Say the magic word!</i>

850
00:46:02.968 --> 00:46:03.844
Abracadabra!

851
00:46:08.056 --> 00:46:09.683
All aboard the Magic Mobile!

852
00:46:09.850 --> 00:46:11.810
Next stop, wonderment!

853
00:46:15.063 --> 00:46:15.981
Freeman!

854
00:46:30.496 --> 00:46:31.413
Well?

855
00:46:33.916 --> 00:46:35.584
I told you we needed that jacket.

856
00:46:35.751 --> 00:46:38.337
This was not amazing, Ted.

857
00:46:40.088 --> 00:46:41.215
Not amazing at all.

858
00:46:49.807 --> 00:46:51.350
Garbage in, garbage out.

859
00:46:53.477 --> 00:46:56.188
Well, we can't win 'em all, I guess.

860
00:47:02.069 --> 00:47:02.986
I'm sorry, dude.

861
00:47:13.288 --> 00:47:14.206
Okay.

862
00:47:15.332 --> 00:47:16.416
Bye.

863
00:47:22.881 --> 00:47:25.342
Ms. Neely, I need to talk
to you about the SPLAT scores.

864
00:47:25.509 --> 00:47:27.094
Yeah, I need to talk to you too, Ted.

865
00:47:27.261 --> 00:47:29.555
Come in. Sit down.
I was just about to get you.

866
00:47:37.312 --> 00:47:39.189
These were on my desk this morning.

867
00:47:42.109 --> 00:47:44.111
Tampering with test scores, Ted.

868
00:47:44.987 --> 00:47:46.405
I mean, I knew you are stressed

869
00:47:46.572 --> 00:47:48.282
and nervous about the test, but this?

870
00:47:48.448 --> 00:47:50.492
I never expected this behavior!

871
00:47:50.659 --> 00:47:55.163
I'm sorry, but this is a black
mark on your record, Ted.

872
00:47:55.330 --> 00:47:57.624
No good school will take you now.

873
00:48:00.919 --> 00:48:02.462
Which is why I'm not reporting it.

874
00:48:04.214 --> 00:48:05.716
I can't protect you anymore though, Ted.

875
00:48:05.883 --> 00:48:07.050
This is the last time.

876
00:48:07.217 --> 00:48:10.345
Think of it as a goodbye gift.

877
00:48:10.512 --> 00:48:12.014
Goodbye?

878
00:48:12.180 --> 00:48:16.894 line:5%
Yeah, the SPLAT scores weren't
as good as we expected,

879
00:48:17.060 --> 00:48:21.523 line:5%
so I've been asked to
step down as principal.

880
00:48:21.690 --> 00:48:23.901 line:5%
And my replacement.

881
00:48:24.067 --> 00:48:26.987 line:5%
Well, they don't have the same
ideas for the magnet program.

882
00:48:28.071 --> 00:48:30.574
Who could they possibly
find to replace you?

883
00:48:31.658 --> 00:48:32.910
Well...

884
00:48:33.076 --> 00:48:34.828
It's me, Mr. Gary.

885
00:48:34.995 --> 00:48:37.289
That's right. And the rumors are true.

886
00:48:37.456 --> 00:48:41.043
As of Wednesday, I'm taking
over as principle of Springdale.

887
00:48:41.209 --> 00:48:43.170
And I got a big surprise for you.

888
00:48:43.337 --> 00:48:47.382
We are changing the magnet
from science and arts

889
00:48:47.549 --> 00:48:50.761
to, you guessed it, jazz flute!

890
00:48:50.928 --> 00:48:53.513
<i>So if you've been practicing</i>
<i>like I told you to,</i>

891
00:48:53.680 --> 00:48:55.682
<i>you still have a place here in Springdale.</i>

892
00:48:55.849 --> 00:48:58.602
<i>But if you haven't,</i>
<i>good luck at your new school.</i>

893
00:48:59.937 --> 00:49:00.896
<i>How was that?</i>

894
00:49:03.607 --> 00:49:05.442
Jazz flute.

895
00:49:05.609 --> 00:49:08.070
Jazz flute. Nobody wants
to play jazz flute!

896
00:49:09.738 --> 00:49:12.783
Anyways, did you get your
new school assignment?

897
00:49:12.950 --> 00:49:14.493
I heard Gertz might be going
to Thornewick,

898
00:49:14.660 --> 00:49:16.161
That weird private school.

899
00:49:16.328 --> 00:49:17.454
I don't know where Chad is going.

900
00:49:17.621 --> 00:49:19.957
Magic school? Clown school?

901
00:49:21.375 --> 00:49:23.293
I could actually see
him doing good there.

902
00:49:25.754 --> 00:49:27.839
Not that you asked, but
my dad's trying to get me

903
00:49:28.006 --> 00:49:31.802
into Remington Boy's Academy,
"where boys become men."

904
00:49:31.969 --> 00:49:33.845
Whoop-de-doop-be-doop.

905
00:49:34.012 --> 00:49:36.932
I mean, maybe we can still
hang out on weekends.

906
00:49:37.099 --> 00:49:38.725
Just gotta see if my dad will let me.

907
00:49:40.894 --> 00:49:42.437
Dude, what's your problem?

908
00:49:42.604 --> 00:49:44.481
You haven't said a word to me all day.

909
00:49:46.358 --> 00:49:47.943
Your plan didn't work, so what?

910
00:49:48.110 --> 00:49:50.570
Let's at least have fun
together while we still can.

911
00:49:53.532 --> 00:49:55.158
Fine, if that's all you care about,

912
00:49:55.325 --> 00:49:58.161
I hope you and your stupid
little plan have fun together.

913
00:49:58.328 --> 00:49:59.454
Good luck, dude.

914
00:49:59.621 --> 00:50:00.497
Nice knowing you.

915
00:50:01.581 --> 00:50:02.499
Josh, wait...

916
00:50:02.666 --> 00:50:05.252
<i>Well, it's been another</i>
<i>groovy day in Springdale.</i>

917
00:50:05.419 --> 00:50:07.045
<i>But before you all go home,</i>

918
00:50:07.254 --> 00:50:09.381
<i>I just wanna extend</i>
<i>a word of appreciation</i>

919
00:50:09.548 --> 00:50:11.883
<i>to Springdale's top student.</i>

920
00:50:12.050 --> 00:50:15.345
<i>Someone who really knows</i>
<i>the importance of a good plan.</i>

921
00:50:15.512 --> 00:50:17.597
<i>The student with the highest GPA</i>
<i>in the school</i>

922
00:50:17.764 --> 00:50:20.017
<i>and the only one</i>
<i>of the Springdale Scorcerers</i>

923
00:50:20.183 --> 00:50:22.269
<i>to actually ace the SPLAT.</i>

924
00:50:22.436 --> 00:50:23.603
But I didn't ace the SPLAT.

925
00:50:25.063 --> 00:50:28.191
<i>Please join me</i>
<i>in congratulating our own...</i>

926
00:50:43.040 --> 00:50:44.166
Hey.

927
00:50:44.332 --> 00:50:46.376
What are you doing here?

928
00:51:11.109 --> 00:51:12.486
Oh, hello, Ted.

929
00:51:14.529 --> 00:51:16.782
Penny, what's going on?

930
00:51:17.365 --> 00:51:18.909
Are you okay, Ted?

931
00:51:19.076 --> 00:51:20.077
You seem confused.

932
00:51:21.328 --> 00:51:23.872
You told us you failed the SPLAT,

933
00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:26.583
but Mr. Gary's announcement
said you aced it.

934
00:51:26.750 --> 00:51:28.126
Were you lying to us?

935
00:51:28.293 --> 00:51:30.921
Oh, 100%.

936
00:51:31.088 --> 00:51:34.633
Wait, don't tell me you still
haven't figured it out yet.

937
00:51:36.051 --> 00:51:37.844
I didn't fail the SPLAT.

938
00:51:38.011 --> 00:51:39.221
Neither did you.

939
00:51:39.387 --> 00:51:40.388
No one did.

940
00:51:40.555 --> 00:51:43.934
But I saw the grades in Neely's office.

941
00:51:44.101 --> 00:51:46.103
Every Scorcerer got an F Plus.

942
00:51:46.269 --> 00:51:47.562
I changed them.

943
00:51:47.729 --> 00:51:49.272
Well, my partner did.

944
00:51:49.439 --> 00:51:52.692
We changed all the top
scores to an F Plus.

945
00:51:52.859 --> 00:51:55.028
All but mine.

946
00:51:55.195 --> 00:51:58.615
But those grades, they're why
the magnet's shutting down,

947
00:51:58.782 --> 00:52:00.200
why Miss Neely's losing her job

948
00:52:00.367 --> 00:52:03.328
and why Josh and I have
to go to different schools!

949
00:52:03.495 --> 00:52:05.038
Why would you do that?

950
00:52:09.042 --> 00:52:11.169
I'm tired, Ted.

951
00:52:11.336 --> 00:52:13.880
You know how hard I've worked?

952
00:52:14.047 --> 00:52:16.258
No parties, no friends, no fun.

953
00:52:18.051 --> 00:52:19.177
I wanna be the best.

954
00:52:20.345 --> 00:52:24.224
And yet, when you're around,
I always come in second.

955
00:52:26.351 --> 00:52:28.895
I needed you gone, buddy.

956
00:52:29.062 --> 00:52:31.731
But I knew I couldn't get
you kicked out by myself.

957
00:52:31.898 --> 00:52:34.901
There's only one person
in the whole school

958
00:52:35.068 --> 00:52:37.237
smart enough to beat
Ted Freeman, and that's...

959
00:52:41.449 --> 00:52:42.325
Ted Freeman.

960
00:52:46.163 --> 00:52:47.873
You hate messes, Ted.

961
00:52:48.039 --> 00:52:49.666
You'll do anything to avoid them.

962
00:52:49.833 --> 00:52:52.544
So when I presented you
with the biggest mess of all,

963
00:52:52.711 --> 00:52:54.004
it was just a matter of time

964
00:52:54.171 --> 00:52:57.716
before Ted Freeman tried
to plan his way out of it.

965
00:52:59.050 --> 00:53:01.469
I'm feeling really nervous
about the test scores.

966
00:53:02.429 --> 00:53:04.723
There's gotta be someone we can talk to,

967
00:53:04.890 --> 00:53:07.934
someone on the staff who's always
on our side no matter what.

968
00:53:08.101 --> 00:53:10.562
So you knew we'd pull the heist.

969
00:53:10.729 --> 00:53:13.398
Well, I knew you'd do something stupid.

970
00:53:13.565 --> 00:53:15.567
You and Josh can't help yourselves.

971
00:53:15.734 --> 00:53:17.903
All I had to do was help
you make it far enough

972
00:53:18.069 --> 00:53:19.070
to get yourselves caught.

973
00:53:28.288 --> 00:53:31.041
Then even if you did figure out my plan,

974
00:53:31.208 --> 00:53:33.627
no one would believe you.

975
00:53:43.053 --> 00:53:44.888
You set us up.

976
00:53:45.055 --> 00:53:47.224
You told us the grades went in Monday,

977
00:53:47.390 --> 00:53:49.643
but you knew they were going in Friday.

978
00:53:49.809 --> 00:53:52.896
Oh, it's so cute watching you catch up.

979
00:53:53.063 --> 00:53:54.064
What about the fake grades?

980
00:53:54.231 --> 00:53:55.690
You can't do that.

981
00:53:55.857 --> 00:53:57.859
They'd never give a student staff access.

982
00:53:58.026 --> 00:54:00.654
Keep going, buddy.
You're so close.

983
00:54:00.820 --> 00:54:01.696
Think big.

984
00:54:04.616 --> 00:54:06.701
You don't need staff access

985
00:54:06.868 --> 00:54:10.914
because your partner is on the staff.

986
00:54:11.081 --> 00:54:12.958
Ding, ding, ding!

987
00:54:13.124 --> 00:54:14.668
Good luck at your new school.

988
00:54:15.585 --> 00:54:16.586
How was that?

989
00:54:18.088 --> 00:54:20.632
Just perfect, Mr. Gary.

990
00:54:20.799 --> 00:54:21.925
Why do you think Mr. Gary

991
00:54:22.092 --> 00:54:23.635
told you everything you needed to know

992
00:54:23.802 --> 00:54:26.388
about where the SPLAT
scores were kept?

993
00:54:26.554 --> 00:54:29.516
We gave you everything you needed
to put a little plan together.

994
00:54:30.350 --> 00:54:32.102
What's Mr. Gary get out of this?

995
00:54:33.645 --> 00:54:35.188
And Principal Neely beat out

996
00:54:35.355 --> 00:54:39.985
a lot of qualified
candidates to get this job.

997
00:54:40.902 --> 00:54:43.780
Mr. Gary helped make
Springdale what it is,

998
00:54:43.947 --> 00:54:47.075
but Ms. Neely's magnet
program gets all the credit.

999
00:54:47.242 --> 00:54:50.829
He needed her gone, I needed you gone,

1000
00:54:50.996 --> 00:54:53.707
and now we both have what we want!

1001
00:54:55.375 --> 00:54:57.502
I'm sorry, Ted. I really am.

1002
00:54:58.545 --> 00:55:02.966
But like I told you after the dance,
you can't win 'em all.

1003
00:55:23.778 --> 00:55:24.988
Go away.

1004
00:55:27.073 --> 00:55:27.991
Hey, bug.

1005
00:55:28.158 --> 00:55:29.951
You've got some friends here to see you.

1006
00:55:34.998 --> 00:55:36.583
What are you guys doing here?

1007
00:55:36.750 --> 00:55:37.959
We owe you an apology, dude.

1008
00:55:38.126 --> 00:55:42.339
Yeah, it wasn't a bad plan.
It was amazing.

1009
00:55:42.505 --> 00:55:44.507
We were double crossed.

1010
00:55:44.674 --> 00:55:47.427
I know, but how did you figure it out?

1011
00:55:47.594 --> 00:55:50.096
I was reviewing the security
footage and saw this.

1012
00:55:53.892 --> 00:55:55.643
That's why the mouse and
keyboard stopped working.

1013
00:55:55.810 --> 00:55:57.604
Not cool.

1014
00:55:57.771 --> 00:56:00.815
Smart, efficient, tactically sound,

1015
00:56:00.982 --> 00:56:02.442
but definitely not cool.

1016
00:56:04.694 --> 00:56:07.906
My mom may be a pain, but
she's a good principal.

1017
00:56:08.073 --> 00:56:10.158
We need to fix this.

1018
00:56:10.325 --> 00:56:11.659
So what do we do?

1019
00:56:17.082 --> 00:56:18.208
I've got a plan.

1020
00:56:18.375 --> 00:56:21.336
We're going... Not Canada!

1021
00:56:21.503 --> 00:56:23.046
All right. Okay.

1022
00:56:26.883 --> 00:56:29.344
Hey, you'll be at the PTA meeting, right,

1023
00:56:29.511 --> 00:56:31.137
to help me win over the crowd?

1024
00:56:32.555 --> 00:56:33.473
Yeah. Yeah.

1025
00:56:34.974 --> 00:56:36.476
Thanks. Keys, please.

1026
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:39.354
Promise to take care of the place, okay?

1027
00:56:39.521 --> 00:56:41.856
Yes, I will. Of course.

1028
00:56:42.023 --> 00:56:43.274
It's gonna be groovy.

1029
00:56:43.441 --> 00:56:44.901
Put that away.

1030
00:56:52.534 --> 00:56:53.952
Me and you, baby.

1031
00:56:55.995 --> 00:56:59.999
Hey! You know how long it took
for me to sit in that chair?

1032
00:57:02.085 --> 00:57:03.086
Ted figured it out.

1033
00:57:05.338 --> 00:57:06.214
All of it.

1034
00:57:06.381 --> 00:57:09.342
Well, most of it. I told him the rest.

1035
00:57:09.509 --> 00:57:10.635
Did you tell him about me?

1036
00:57:10.802 --> 00:57:11.845
Definitely about you.

1037
00:57:12.011 --> 00:57:13.263
What?

1038
00:57:13.847 --> 00:57:16.558
Because if I know Ted, he's
planning something right now

1039
00:57:16.724 --> 00:57:19.352
and tomorrow's his last
chance to put it into action.

1040
00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:20.770
I need to know you'll be willing

1041
00:57:20.937 --> 00:57:23.523
to do whatever it takes to stop him.

1042
00:57:23.690 --> 00:57:25.024
Whatever it takes?

1043
00:57:25.191 --> 00:57:26.109
Penny, in case you ever notice,

1044
00:57:26.276 --> 00:57:27.902
I'm the new principal of a school!

1045
00:57:28.069 --> 00:57:30.822
I can't just target a bunch of kids!

1046
00:57:30.989 --> 00:57:31.948
No, you can't.

1047
00:57:33.575 --> 00:57:34.951
But you know someone who can.

1048
00:57:38.037 --> 00:57:39.789
Hey, that's groovy.

1049
00:57:41.040 --> 00:57:42.000
That's groovy.

1050
00:57:47.547 --> 00:57:48.673
Terry.

1051
00:57:51.426 --> 00:57:52.719
I'm doubling your budget.

1052
00:57:52.886 --> 00:57:54.304
Why?

1053
00:57:54.471 --> 00:57:56.055
So you'll use it.

1054
00:57:59.476 --> 00:58:02.020
Malfeasance ends tonight.

1055
00:58:02.187 --> 00:58:03.730
So first the bad news.

1056
00:58:03.897 --> 00:58:06.316
Our SPLAT grades have already
been uploaded to the district.

1057
00:58:06.483 --> 00:58:08.818
They're a part of our
permanent record now.

1058
00:58:08.985 --> 00:58:10.528
There's nothing we can do about that.

1059
00:58:10.695 --> 00:58:11.613
Ugh, dang it.

1060
00:58:12.489 --> 00:58:14.032
The good news is those grades are fake

1061
00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:15.158
and we can prove it.

1062
00:58:15.325 --> 00:58:16.910
- Whoo! Nice.
- Good.

1063
00:58:17.076 --> 00:58:18.870
The Testron answer sheets.

1064
00:58:19.037 --> 00:58:20.997
Each one is printed
with the student's name

1065
00:58:21.164 --> 00:58:22.874
and our real test answers.

1066
00:58:23.041 --> 00:58:25.001
We get our hands on everyone's
original answer sheet,

1067
00:58:25.168 --> 00:58:27.170
and it'll prove those
other grades were faked.

1068
00:58:27.337 --> 00:58:28.338
Nice.

1069
00:58:28.463 --> 00:58:29.589
There we go.

1070
00:58:29.756 --> 00:58:31.508
And now the bad news.

1071
00:58:31.674 --> 00:58:33.384
Wait, there's more bad news.

1072
00:58:33.551 --> 00:58:34.677
When I was planning our first job,

1073
00:58:34.844 --> 00:58:36.846
I knew these answer
sheets might be an issue,

1074
00:58:37.013 --> 00:58:39.682
so I told Penny to have them shredded.

1075
00:58:39.849 --> 00:58:41.392
- Seriously.
- Ugh! Come on.

1076
00:58:41.559 --> 00:58:42.977
They're being held in this storage room.

1077
00:58:43.144 --> 00:58:45.188
We need to get there and
swipe the answer sheets

1078
00:58:45.355 --> 00:58:47.857
before they're picked up
by the shredding company.

1079
00:58:48.024 --> 00:58:50.568
Which is in two weeks?

1080
00:58:50.735 --> 00:58:53.238
6:00 PM tomorrow,
during the PTA meeting.

1081
00:58:53.404 --> 00:58:57.325
PTA? Dude, there's gonna be
parents and teachers there?

1082
00:58:57.492 --> 00:58:58.493
We're toast.

1083
00:58:58.660 --> 00:59:00.370
And now the bad news.

1084
00:59:00.537 --> 00:59:01.788
Wha-

1085
00:59:01.955 --> 00:59:04.249
Grimes has been trucking
in a ton of equipment

1086
00:59:04.415 --> 00:59:05.625
since noon yesterday.

1087
00:59:05.792 --> 00:59:08.795
I found receipts for lasers, alarms,

1088
00:59:08.962 --> 00:59:10.838
drone parts, and permanent dye.

1089
00:59:11.005 --> 00:59:12.090
What's the die for?

1090
00:59:12.257 --> 00:59:13.299
That's the bad news.

1091
00:59:13.466 --> 00:59:14.717
Oh, come on!

1092
00:59:15.843 --> 00:59:16.886
The Tattler 2.0.

1093
00:59:17.053 --> 00:59:20.056
It has infrared cameras and
super sensitive hearing.

1094
00:59:20.223 --> 00:59:21.391
Worse, it's equipped with paintballs

1095
00:59:21.558 --> 00:59:23.601
filled with permanent dye,

1096
00:59:23.768 --> 00:59:25.853
the same kind banks use
to mark bank robbers.

1097
00:59:26.020 --> 00:59:29.023
You get tagged with this
stuff, it's not coming off.

1098
00:59:29.190 --> 00:59:31.734
Mr. Gary sent out an
email district-wide today

1099
00:59:31.901 --> 00:59:34.028
saying that any student
marked with this stuff

1100
00:59:34.195 --> 00:59:36.489
is expelled from everywhere.

1101
00:59:36.656 --> 00:59:37.657
Can he do that?

1102
00:59:37.824 --> 00:59:40.577
No school means no audience!

1103
00:59:40.743 --> 00:59:41.911
My act will die.

1104
00:59:42.078 --> 00:59:43.454
And I'll be homeschooled.

1105
00:59:44.414 --> 00:59:45.498
By my mother.

1106
00:59:45.665 --> 00:59:47.709
Dude, what are we gonna do?

1107
00:59:47.875 --> 00:59:50.336
Guys, I know this is scary.

1108
00:59:50.503 --> 00:59:51.588
We get caught this time,

1109
00:59:51.754 --> 00:59:54.507
we can basically kiss
our futures goodbye.

1110
00:59:54.674 --> 00:59:57.844
But we're facing something
much bigger than us,

1111
00:59:58.011 --> 00:59:59.220
and someone has to make it right.

1112
01:00:01.055 --> 01:00:05.893
And we are the only people
crazy enough, weird enough,

1113
01:00:06.060 --> 01:00:08.813
and smart enough to pull this off.

1114
01:00:08.980 --> 01:00:11.232
Last time it was for us,

1115
01:00:11.399 --> 01:00:13.943
this time it's for all of Springdale.

1116
01:00:15.028 --> 01:00:17.614
So, one last job?

1117
01:00:20.283 --> 01:00:21.284
One last job.

1118
01:00:22.869 --> 01:00:23.786
One last job.

1119
01:00:25.872 --> 01:00:26.789
One last job.

1120
01:00:27.749 --> 01:00:28.958
All right, let's do this.

1121
01:00:30.043 --> 01:00:32.837
<i>Penny had eyes everywhere.</i>

1122
01:00:33.004 --> 01:00:35.965
<i>She even deputized a bunch of</i>
<i>eighth graders as hall monitors.</i>

1123
01:00:37.008 --> 01:00:38.801
<i>So we needed eyes of our own.</i>

1124
01:00:44.057 --> 01:00:45.516
<i>Everyone worked as a team.</i>

1125
01:00:49.896 --> 01:00:51.189
<i>We weren't great at everything,</i>

1126
01:00:51.356 --> 01:00:54.359
<i>but every one of us</i>
<i>was great at something.</i>

1127
01:00:59.739 --> 01:01:02.533
<i>Hopefully it would be enough.</i>

1128
01:01:07.413 --> 01:01:08.873
You built this?

1129
01:01:44.784 --> 01:01:45.993
See anything interesting?

1130
01:01:46.160 --> 01:01:48.246
Nothing unexpected.

1131
01:01:48.413 --> 01:01:50.540
So, you got any afterschool plans?

1132
01:01:50.707 --> 01:01:51.999
Why you want back in?

1133
01:01:52.166 --> 01:01:53.334
Why would I want that?

1134
01:01:53.501 --> 01:01:54.460
It's not too late, Penny.

1135
01:01:54.627 --> 01:01:57.088
When you were with the crew,
I know you had fun.

1136
01:01:57.255 --> 01:01:58.881
This is middle school, Ted.

1137
01:01:59.048 --> 01:02:00.258
There's no time for fun.

1138
01:02:04.178 --> 01:02:06.305
You have until the bell rings, Freeman!

1139
01:02:06.472 --> 01:02:09.726
After that, it's game over.

1140
01:02:09.892 --> 01:02:10.852
Maybe.

1141
01:02:11.018 --> 01:02:11.936
Maybe it's game on.

1142
01:02:19.402 --> 01:02:21.946
<i>Penny had Gertz locked outta</i>
<i>the school's power grid.</i>

1143
01:02:26.826 --> 01:02:28.077
<i>The only things she could control</i>

1144
01:02:28.244 --> 01:02:30.872
<i>were the hallway locks</i>
<i>and the PA system.</i>

1145
01:02:31.038 --> 01:02:31.956
<i>It would have to do.</i>

1146
01:02:33.583 --> 01:02:36.753
<i>Mr. Gary wanted the PTA meeting</i>
<i>to be a huge event,</i>

1147
01:02:36.919 --> 01:02:38.880
<i>a giant party just for him.</i>

1148
01:02:39.046 --> 01:02:40.089
<i>That would be our in.</i>

1149
01:02:40.256 --> 01:02:42.425
<i>We just needed the right bait.</i>

1150
01:02:42.592 --> 01:02:44.969
<i>Something amazing.</i>

1151
01:02:51.559 --> 01:02:53.686
I'm blown away! This is great!

1152
01:02:53.853 --> 01:02:55.855
You know what,
and I think it's really groovy

1153
01:02:56.022 --> 01:02:58.357
that you're making up for
what your friends did, okay?

1154
01:02:58.524 --> 01:03:01.027
But I don't have a lot of
time to learn magic tricks.

1155
01:03:01.194 --> 01:03:02.195
The PTA meeting's tonight.

1156
01:03:02.361 --> 01:03:04.864
But you wanted it to be big, right?

1157
01:03:05.031 --> 01:03:06.032
The biggest!

1158
01:03:08.868 --> 01:03:10.077
There might be another way.

1159
01:03:11.037 --> 01:03:12.121
I shouldn't even be telling you this.

1160
01:03:12.288 --> 01:03:14.582
Oh, come on, are you kidding me?

1161
01:03:14.749 --> 01:03:18.169
But magicians have a secret.

1162
01:03:18.336 --> 01:03:21.047
A way to win over any audience.

1163
01:03:21.214 --> 01:03:23.591
I need that!
All these parents love Neely.

1164
01:03:23.758 --> 01:03:26.594
There's some mean parents
too, but what's the secret?

1165
01:03:26.761 --> 01:03:30.932
You gotta have a big finish.

1166
01:03:31.098 --> 01:03:36.020
Now, tell me, Mr. Gary, how
do you feel about doves?

1167
01:03:37.563 --> 01:03:38.731
About what?

1168
01:03:38.898 --> 01:03:41.484
Well, you know what magicians
say about doves, right?

1169
01:03:42.401 --> 01:03:45.029
No, I don't know what
magicians say about doves.

1170
01:03:46.030 --> 01:03:48.991
They're very jazz flute.

1171
01:03:55.540 --> 01:03:56.457
Make the call.

1172
01:04:04.799 --> 01:04:05.883
Hold it right there.

1173
01:04:06.050 --> 01:04:08.094
What do you think you're doing, buddy?

1174
01:04:08.261 --> 01:04:12.431
Yeah, I got party doves for the party.

1175
01:04:12.598 --> 01:04:16.143
Mm, likely story. I'm gonna have
to check that with the chief first.

1176
01:04:16.310 --> 01:04:17.687
Okay. Okay.

1177
01:04:47.884 --> 01:04:48.968
Freeman!

1178
01:04:51.220 --> 01:04:52.972
- Listen, kid...
- Detective.

1179
01:04:54.307 --> 01:04:55.516
Sure.

1180
01:04:55.683 --> 01:04:57.560
I don't have all day, okay?
Do you want these doves or not?

1181
01:04:57.727 --> 01:04:59.854
I got a whole van of party doves.

1182
01:05:00.021 --> 01:05:01.731
Freeman!

1183
01:05:01.898 --> 01:05:03.024
You're all clear.
Good to go.

1184
01:05:03.190 --> 01:05:04.859
But I need someone
to sign for them, so...

1185
01:05:07.028 --> 01:05:09.989
Oh, sir, could you maybe sign?
No. Fine. It's fine!

1186
01:05:10.156 --> 01:05:11.991
Come one, come all!

1187
01:05:12.158 --> 01:05:14.493
- Come see the Amazing Chad!
- Not this time.

1188
01:05:25.755 --> 01:05:27.256
This is Brains.

1189
01:05:27.423 --> 01:05:28.716
He took the bait.

1190
01:05:36.682 --> 01:05:38.976
I seriously can't believe this is working.

1191
01:05:41.145 --> 01:05:43.439
Like, seriously.

1192
01:05:50.279 --> 01:05:52.198
See how you like that!

1193
01:06:18.057 --> 01:06:20.017
What are you up to, Ted?

1194
01:06:31.070 --> 01:06:33.406
Okay, so no one's gonna
sign for the party doves?

1195
01:06:35.491 --> 01:06:37.493
Fine. I don't need this.

1196
01:06:37.660 --> 01:06:39.620
Kid, party doves? You into it?

1197
01:06:39.787 --> 01:06:40.997
Nothing? All right.

1198
01:06:49.046 --> 01:06:51.799
Oh no, we're all the way in the C wing.

1199
01:06:51.966 --> 01:06:53.759
Dude, those birds wreak.

1200
01:06:53.926 --> 01:06:55.136
Stinkiest magic ever.

1201
01:06:59.140 --> 01:07:01.934
Wait, am I allergic to magic doves now?

1202
01:07:09.525 --> 01:07:11.610
Gertz, we're pinned down.
Can you help?

1203
01:07:11.777 --> 01:07:12.862
I see you.

1204
01:07:13.029 --> 01:07:14.905
There's just one, but others are nearby.

1205
01:07:15.072 --> 01:07:16.615
<i>Don't make a sound.</i>

1206
01:07:19.201 --> 01:07:22.830
<i>If they hear you, you're toast.</i>

1207
01:07:28.461 --> 01:07:30.504
<i>It's right behind you. Stay out of sight.</i>

1208
01:07:30.671 --> 01:07:31.964
<i>Don't make a sound.</i>

1209
01:07:41.223 --> 01:07:42.933
No, no! Shh!

1210
01:07:54.361 --> 01:07:55.863
I think I can distract it with sound.

1211
01:07:56.030 --> 01:07:56.906
I just need...

1212
01:08:32.191 --> 01:08:33.692
Bless you.

1213
01:08:33.859 --> 01:08:36.320
Thank you. Seriously.

1214
01:08:44.912 --> 01:08:46.789
<i>Gertz, we need to get to the main hall.</i>

1215
01:08:46.956 --> 01:08:47.957
<i>How's it look?</i>

1216
01:08:48.124 --> 01:08:49.959
All good for now, but hurry.

1217
01:08:53.462 --> 01:08:55.214
Springdale parents,

1218
01:08:55.381 --> 01:08:58.968
we will be starting the PTA
meeting in a moment.

1219
01:09:05.015 --> 01:09:08.185
Well. You must be happy.

1220
01:09:08.352 --> 01:09:11.147
Our kids losing their best friends.

1221
01:09:11.313 --> 01:09:15.860
Look, I know it's not ideal,
but it might be for the best.

1222
01:09:16.026 --> 01:09:17.236
They need discipline.

1223
01:09:17.403 --> 01:09:20.114
When you're at war, having
discipline is the only way

1224
01:09:20.281 --> 01:09:21.407
you make it out alive.

1225
01:09:23.159 --> 01:09:24.743
This is middle school, Cliff.

1226
01:09:25.911 --> 01:09:26.912
Take a look around.

1227
01:09:28.122 --> 01:09:29.957
Does it look like anyone's at war?

1228
01:09:32.042 --> 01:09:33.210
Mayday! Mayday!

1229
01:09:33.377 --> 01:09:35.296
I've got bogies on my six
and I'm taking heavy fire!

1230
01:09:35.421 --> 01:09:37.423
Please advise, over!

1231
01:09:39.842 --> 01:09:40.968
Oh, yeah!

1232
01:09:42.595 --> 01:09:45.806
Magic is stupid!
How you like that magic, Chad, huh?

1233
01:09:49.351 --> 01:09:50.519
Eat that, Freeman!

1234
01:09:56.025 --> 01:09:57.276
We made it!

1235
01:09:58.068 --> 01:09:59.028
We made it.

1236
01:09:59.195 --> 01:10:02.615
Now all we have to do is use
Neely's key card and open up the door,

1237
01:10:02.781 --> 01:10:04.575
put the test answer
sheets in with the doves,

1238
01:10:04.742 --> 01:10:07.328
and wheel out of here
like nothing happened.

1239
01:10:20.883 --> 01:10:21.800
Grimes.

1240
01:10:22.760 --> 01:10:25.679
<i>It's a trick.</i>
<i>Ted is already in the building.</i>

1241
01:10:27.014 --> 01:10:28.182
Freeman's inside?

1242
01:10:28.349 --> 01:10:29.934
Break off pursuit and get back here.

1243
01:10:30.100 --> 01:10:31.685
Where are my Tattlers?

1244
01:10:31.852 --> 01:10:32.895
Now!

1245
01:10:56.126 --> 01:10:57.461
What the?

1246
01:11:10.808 --> 01:11:12.476
Aw, that was my favorite plaid.

1247
01:11:15.020 --> 01:11:16.855
Wow, what a turnout.

1248
01:11:18.232 --> 01:11:20.401
Well, I should introduce myself to you.

1249
01:11:20.567 --> 01:11:21.944
My name is Gary Garrie.

1250
01:11:22.111 --> 01:11:24.863
I am the brand new principal

1251
01:11:25.030 --> 01:11:28.075
for the Springdale Magnet School

1252
01:11:28.242 --> 01:11:30.869
of the Jazz Flute Arts.

1253
01:11:32.997 --> 01:11:35.374
That's right. You heard it.
Jazz Flute Arts!

1254
01:11:35.541 --> 01:11:38.794
No, no, no questions. No, no
questions right now, okay?

1255
01:11:38.961 --> 01:11:41.880
But I can assure you
that this year's program

1256
01:11:42.047 --> 01:11:44.967
is gonna be hip,
it's going to be happening,

1257
01:11:45.134 --> 01:11:47.928
and above all, it's gonna be groovy.

1258
01:11:48.095 --> 01:11:49.763
No, did you hear me? Groovy.

1259
01:11:55.394 --> 01:11:57.563
Gertz, the key card's not working.

1260
01:11:57.730 --> 01:12:00.065
Fart, Penny's already had my mother
locked outta the system.

1261
01:12:16.999 --> 01:12:18.709
Josh, stop! The drones!

1262
01:12:18.876 --> 01:12:21.086
What? This is as quiet as I can get.

1263
01:12:21.253 --> 01:12:22.379
Josh, stop kicking.

1264
01:12:22.546 --> 01:12:24.840
<i>- Gertz, can you open the door?</i>
<i>- Checking.</i>

1265
01:12:32.139 --> 01:12:33.891
- Open the door.
- I can't!

1266
01:12:34.058 --> 01:12:37.936
- Use your key.
- It's not working. Why isn't it working?

1267
01:12:39.980 --> 01:12:40.939
Gertz!

1268
01:12:42.024 --> 01:12:43.942
Get this door open, whatever it takes!

1269
01:12:46.862 --> 01:12:48.030
What the heck is a Gertz?

1270
01:12:55.621 --> 01:12:57.748
Where are you, Gertz Neely?

1271
01:13:02.753 --> 01:13:03.712
Got you.

1272
01:13:15.349 --> 01:13:16.350
Follow me.

1273
01:13:20.020 --> 01:13:21.688
Well, can you open it?

1274
01:13:21.855 --> 01:13:23.857
Yes, if I open all the doors.

1275
01:13:24.024 --> 01:13:25.526
Great. Do it.

1276
01:13:25.692 --> 01:13:27.361
Wait, all of the doors?

1277
01:13:27.528 --> 01:13:29.279
It's been hardwired together.

1278
01:13:29.446 --> 01:13:31.865
If I unlock that door, all the doors open.

1279
01:13:32.032 --> 01:13:33.742
<i>The Tattlers will be on you in minutes.</i>

1280
01:13:33.909 --> 01:13:35.119
And Grimes?

1281
01:13:36.412 --> 01:13:37.329
Seconds.

1282
01:13:42.543 --> 01:13:44.545
- Do it.
- Wait, what?

1283
01:13:45.462 --> 01:13:47.798
It's the only way.
You stay here, try to finish the job.

1284
01:13:47.965 --> 01:13:48.966
I'll buy you some time.

1285
01:13:49.133 --> 01:13:50.968
But that's not part of the plan.

1286
01:13:51.135 --> 01:13:53.429
You're right. Can't plan for everything.

1287
01:13:53.595 --> 01:13:56.807
No. You finish the job.
I'll buy you some time.

1288
01:13:56.974 --> 01:13:58.851
No, if Grimes catches anyone,
it should be me.

1289
01:13:59.017 --> 01:14:00.561
I'm the one he's after.

1290
01:14:00.727 --> 01:14:02.187
We'll see about that.

1291
01:14:02.354 --> 01:14:03.647
<i>Ted?</i>

1292
01:14:03.814 --> 01:14:04.773
<i>Ted?</i>

1293
01:14:05.566 --> 01:14:06.483
Do it.

1294
01:14:36.013 --> 01:14:37.055
Fart.

1295
01:14:46.148 --> 01:14:47.024
Barker?

1296
01:14:47.774 --> 01:14:50.527
It's not Ted you're after, you know.
It's me.

1297
01:14:51.528 --> 01:14:52.738
Nice try, Barker.

1298
01:14:52.905 --> 01:14:54.948
Everyone knows Freeman's the brains.

1299
01:14:55.115 --> 01:14:56.950
Yeah, but I'm the hands.

1300
01:14:57.117 --> 01:15:01.038
All those pranks, every
remote controlled stink bomb,

1301
01:15:01.205 --> 01:15:04.458
the water balloon launcher,
the splatter horn.

1302
01:15:04.625 --> 01:15:05.584
I built them all.

1303
01:15:05.751 --> 01:15:07.586
And the videos?

1304
01:15:07.753 --> 01:15:09.713
Oh, you mean Wannabe Cop Fails

1305
01:15:09.880 --> 01:15:11.590
with 36,000 views and counting?

1306
01:15:11.757 --> 01:15:12.925
Did you like it?

1307
01:15:15.260 --> 01:15:16.136
Barker!

1308
01:15:18.055 --> 01:15:19.681
That's when it happened.

1309
01:15:19.848 --> 01:15:21.391
The ending will shock you.

1310
01:15:27.814 --> 01:15:30.776
<i>To save the school</i>
<i>and to save his friends.</i>

1311
01:15:30.943 --> 01:15:35.572
<i>Josh Barker, the ultimate prankster,</i>
<i>pranked himself.</i>

1312
01:15:43.372 --> 01:15:48.293
<i>72 weeks of farts was</i>
<i>Josh's crowning achievement.</i>

1313
01:15:49.628 --> 01:15:51.213
<i>His finest prank.</i>

1314
01:15:51.380 --> 01:15:53.507
<i>And he planned it all himself.</i>

1315
01:15:53.674 --> 01:15:56.260
<i>The hands had become the brains.</i>

1316
01:15:56.426 --> 01:16:01.515
<i>They say it's a stink so rancid</i>
<i>nothing could survive it.</i>

1317
01:16:03.934 --> 01:16:06.270
Gertz! Gertz!

1318
01:16:06.436 --> 01:16:08.313
<i>First Gertz, now Josh?</i>

1319
01:16:08.480 --> 01:16:10.065
You have good friends, Freeman.

1320
01:16:10.232 --> 01:16:12.025
Too bad they're all going down.

1321
01:16:12.192 --> 01:16:14.152
<i>Just like you.</i>

1322
01:16:15.028 --> 01:16:16.113
Maybe.

1323
01:16:16.280 --> 01:16:18.907
But that's the price of being part
of something amazing.

1324
01:16:40.012 --> 01:16:41.346
Freeman!

1325
01:16:53.108 --> 01:16:55.444
Finally! Caught you in the act!

1326
01:16:55.611 --> 01:16:57.404
Do you even know what's going on here?

1327
01:16:57.571 --> 01:16:58.572
Do you even care?

1328
01:16:58.739 --> 01:17:00.949
All I care about is rules.

1329
01:17:02.034 --> 01:17:03.535
What is your deal anyways?

1330
01:17:03.702 --> 01:17:05.120
When I was your age, I had a saying.

1331
01:17:05.287 --> 01:17:07.998
"One slip today could be
a catastrophe tomorrow."

1332
01:17:15.464 --> 01:17:17.090
I never slipped, Freeman.

1333
01:17:17.257 --> 01:17:18.467
Not once.

1334
01:17:18.634 --> 01:17:19.926
And look at me now.

1335
01:17:41.531 --> 01:17:43.533
- Thank you.
- No!

1336
01:17:43.700 --> 01:17:44.993
Ted, run!

1337
01:18:31.581 --> 01:18:33.250
Come one, come all!

1338
01:18:42.759 --> 01:18:45.011
Ted! Ted!
You have to get up now.

1339
01:18:47.556 --> 01:18:49.933
- My pants!
- Come on, Ted! Move!

1340
01:18:50.100 --> 01:18:51.518
My pants!

1341
01:18:55.814 --> 01:19:00.444
It's the end of an era and
the beginning of a new one.

1342
01:19:00.610 --> 01:19:02.863
Right now, I'm going to name

1343
01:19:03.029 --> 01:19:05.741
the new student ambassador

1344
01:19:05.907 --> 01:19:10.245
of Springdale's new Jazz
Flute Magnet, Penny Prichard!

1345
01:19:20.005 --> 01:19:22.007
And also, as of this week,

1346
01:19:23.383 --> 01:19:26.887
Ms. Penny Prichard
has the highest GPA score,

1347
01:19:27.053 --> 01:19:31.057
which actually makes her
number one, all right?

1348
01:19:31.224 --> 01:19:32.142
Number one!

1349
01:19:36.730 --> 01:19:37.939
Come on!

1350
01:19:43.612 --> 01:19:46.865
Oh, that's gotta hurt, huh, Freeman?

1351
01:19:47.032 --> 01:19:50.577
But that's the price
for malfeasance, boys.

1352
01:19:50.744 --> 01:19:52.454
Cold sting of justice.

1353
01:19:56.666 --> 01:19:58.126
Oh, that's probably your parents.

1354
01:19:58.293 --> 01:19:59.336
I gave them a call.

1355
01:19:59.503 --> 01:20:01.379
It's not gonna be like last time, though.

1356
01:20:01.505 --> 01:20:03.548
This time I got proof.

1357
01:20:03.715 --> 01:20:06.843
This time, nobody's saving
either one of you two.

1358
01:20:09.221 --> 01:20:10.138
Oh no.

1359
01:20:10.972 --> 01:20:12.015
They sound mad.

1360
01:20:13.141 --> 01:20:15.685
- That's enough.
- I'm just making sure they can hear.

1361
01:20:15.852 --> 01:20:18.688
I suppose I should let 'em in.

1362
01:20:21.024 --> 01:20:23.860
I know the law is
supposed to be impartial,

1363
01:20:24.027 --> 01:20:27.864
but I gotta admit,
I'm really gonna enjoy this.

1364
01:20:33.119 --> 01:20:35.330
Hey, Sammie the Steambear,
what you got there?

1365
01:20:42.629 --> 01:20:45.757
Classic Steambear. Stay outta trouble.

1366
01:20:50.011 --> 01:20:51.847
It takes a woman's
touch sometimes, Cliff.

1367
01:20:52.013 --> 01:20:54.349
What, are you gonna just gently press
the button and that's gonna be it?

1368
01:20:54.516 --> 01:20:56.935
What, are you gonna
just with your giant man fingers?

1369
01:20:57.102 --> 01:20:59.896
I'm just making sure that...

1370
01:21:00.063 --> 01:21:01.398
Here he comes.

1371
01:21:03.441 --> 01:21:05.360
Okay, people.

1372
01:21:05.527 --> 01:21:07.779
People, okay. The answer is no.

1373
01:21:07.946 --> 01:21:10.949
We cannot go back to the old magnet.

1374
01:21:11.116 --> 01:21:14.953
And yes, the new magnet
has to be jazz flute.

1375
01:21:17.831 --> 01:21:19.833
- What are you thinking?
- What is this all about?

1376
01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:21.877
Malfeasance of course,

1377
01:21:22.919 --> 01:21:24.087
Of course it is.

1378
01:21:24.254 --> 01:21:25.130
Malfeasance.

1379
01:21:27.299 --> 01:21:28.675
Didn't I tell you what would happen

1380
01:21:28.842 --> 01:21:31.887
if you kept hanging around with...

1381
01:21:32.053 --> 01:21:33.972
Oh, gee, son!

1382
01:21:34.139 --> 01:21:35.265
You wreak!

1383
01:21:35.432 --> 01:21:36.850
Where is Ted?

1384
01:21:37.767 --> 01:21:38.935
Right there, the one and only.

1385
01:21:39.102 --> 01:21:40.812
I am not joking, Mr. Grimes.

1386
01:21:40.979 --> 01:21:42.397
Where is my son?

1387
01:21:47.152 --> 01:21:49.988
Listen, if you had
passed the SPLAT thing,

1388
01:21:50.155 --> 01:21:51.615
then this wouldn't be a problem.

1389
01:21:51.781 --> 01:21:53.783
But what do you want me to do?

1390
01:21:55.035 --> 01:21:58.288
Listen, I'm trying my best tonight.

1391
01:21:58.455 --> 01:22:00.832
Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1392
01:22:00.999 --> 01:22:03.835
Here we go, and now for the big finish!

1393
01:22:04.002 --> 01:22:05.879
Lady, that's him.

1394
01:22:06.046 --> 01:22:09.215
That's Freeman in the red hoodie.

1395
01:22:09.382 --> 01:22:12.802
Okay, that's not red, it's razzmatazz.

1396
01:22:14.512 --> 01:22:15.931
No, it can't be.

1397
01:22:19.768 --> 01:22:21.645
There a problem, officer?

1398
01:22:21.811 --> 01:22:23.396
No!

1399
01:22:23.563 --> 01:22:27.317
And now join me for
the Springdale Magnet

1400
01:22:27.484 --> 01:22:30.695
for the Jazz Flute Arts takes flight!

1401
01:22:39.245 --> 01:22:41.164
What is that?

1402
01:22:45.085 --> 01:22:47.045
What is all this?

1403
01:22:47.212 --> 01:22:48.380
They're the SPLAT scores.

1404
01:22:48.505 --> 01:22:49.673
The real ones.

1405
01:22:49.839 --> 01:22:51.216
What?

1406
01:22:51.383 --> 01:22:54.302
I don't understand, I
delivered that bin myself.

1407
01:22:54.469 --> 01:22:55.929
The ol' switcheroo?

1408
01:22:56.096 --> 01:22:57.931
The ol' switcheroo!

1409
01:22:59.391 --> 01:23:01.893
You have good friends, Freeman.

1410
01:23:02.060 --> 01:23:05.689
Too bad they're all going
down, just like you.

1411
01:23:05.855 --> 01:23:06.982
Maybe.

1412
01:23:07.732 --> 01:23:10.276
But that's the price of being
part of something amazing.

1413
01:23:21.037 --> 01:23:23.915
So if you're here, then that means...

1414
01:23:27.544 --> 01:23:29.004
Care to explain this?

1415
01:23:31.881 --> 01:23:33.174
It's simple, Ms. Neely.

1416
01:23:33.341 --> 01:23:34.551
Mr. Gary wanted your job.

1417
01:23:35.927 --> 01:23:37.470
I guess he was always tired of being...

1418
01:23:40.473 --> 01:23:41.391
Overlooked.

1419
01:23:47.147 --> 01:23:49.649
So he faked the SPLAT scores
and shut down the magnet.

1420
01:23:52.235 --> 01:23:53.945
The SPLAT scores were fake?

1421
01:23:56.656 --> 01:23:57.907
That's right, ma'am.

1422
01:23:58.074 --> 01:23:59.200
Mr. Gary failed us.

1423
01:24:00.368 --> 01:24:02.078
He sure did.

1424
01:24:02.245 --> 01:24:03.371
Come on!

1425
01:24:03.538 --> 01:24:04.998
You're gonna actually listen to...

1426
01:24:05.165 --> 01:24:08.960
You're gonna listen to him?
Come on, you guys!

1427
01:24:09.127 --> 01:24:13.173
Who are you gonna believe?
These genius kids, or me?

1428
01:24:13.339 --> 01:24:15.091
Genius kids, or me?

1429
01:24:21.473 --> 01:24:22.932
Yeah, I get it now.

1430
01:24:29.522 --> 01:24:32.525
Faking test scores,
defrauding the school system,

1431
01:24:33.818 --> 01:24:35.070
abusing his position.

1432
01:24:36.112 --> 01:24:39.282
I don't know about you, but
I think there's a perfect word for that.

1433
01:24:40.325 --> 01:24:41.534
Malfeasance.

1434
01:24:43.036 --> 01:24:44.662
Tattletales, assemble.

1435
01:24:53.797 --> 01:24:54.756
What!

1436
01:24:56.466 --> 01:24:57.342
What is...

1437
01:25:19.781 --> 01:25:20.782
Oh, bummer!

1438
01:25:28.248 --> 01:25:29.124
You know what?

1439
01:25:30.208 --> 01:25:32.585
This isn't worth it!

1440
01:25:32.752 --> 01:25:34.796
I did it. Okay?

1441
01:25:34.963 --> 01:25:37.715
I did it. It wasn't the kids, it was me.

1442
01:25:37.882 --> 01:25:39.259
Okay?

1443
01:25:39.425 --> 01:25:41.302
It was me. There.

1444
01:25:41.469 --> 01:25:43.930
I cannot believe our boys pulled this off.

1445
01:25:45.849 --> 01:25:50.520
You know, that must
have taken so much...

1446
01:25:50.687 --> 01:25:51.855
Discipline.

1447
01:25:58.528 --> 01:26:00.280
It was all me, okay?

1448
01:26:00.446 --> 01:26:01.698
You satisfied?

1449
01:26:04.450 --> 01:26:06.286
Can I get a wet wipe or something?

1450
01:26:16.004 --> 01:26:18.381
<i>You can guess what happened next.</i>

1451
01:26:18.548 --> 01:26:20.300
<i>Ms. Neely got her old job back.</i>

1452
01:26:24.637 --> 01:26:25.722
<i>After he was let go,</i>

1453
01:26:25.889 --> 01:26:28.975
<i>Mr. Gary decided to follow his passion.</i>

1454
01:26:32.729 --> 01:26:35.857
<i>Grimes had to give up</i>
<i>all his fancy new gadgets.</i>

1455
01:26:36.024 --> 01:26:37.942
<i>At least we think he did.</i>

1456
01:26:40.195 --> 01:26:43.239
<i>And Chad finally got to</i>
<i>take his act on the road.</i>

1457
01:26:44.616 --> 01:26:45.825
<i>Kinda.</i>

1458
01:26:52.373 --> 01:26:54.709
Well, guys, it's been amazing.

1459
01:26:54.876 --> 01:26:57.879
If you ever need me, feel free to call.

1460
01:26:58.046 --> 01:27:01.341
Wait, your last name is Zandini?

1461
01:27:01.507 --> 01:27:02.467
Yeah, so?

1462
01:27:02.634 --> 01:27:05.720
Zandini? But you go by Amazing Chad?

1463
01:27:07.555 --> 01:27:08.473
What have I done?

1464
01:27:13.937 --> 01:27:15.939
Come see the Amazing Chad!

1465
01:27:18.107 --> 01:27:19.901
So, good results?

1466
01:27:20.068 --> 01:27:22.904
Smart, efficient, tactically sound.

1467
01:27:23.071 --> 01:27:25.073
Analysis: Not garbage.

1468
01:27:26.824 --> 01:27:29.244
And I'm sorry for saying you
were acting out for attention.

1469
01:27:29.410 --> 01:27:30.328
That wasn't cool.

1470
01:27:31.162 --> 01:27:32.413
It's fine.

1471
01:27:32.580 --> 01:27:34.874
I was only mad 'cause you were right.

1472
01:27:35.041 --> 01:27:36.251
How'd you know?

1473
01:27:36.417 --> 01:27:38.294
Easy. It's exactly what I do.

1474
01:27:40.129 --> 01:27:42.840
Friendzies for pretendzies?

1475
01:27:43.007 --> 01:27:44.092
Maybe not pretendzies.

1476
01:27:46.886 --> 01:27:48.513
I've said too much.

1477
01:27:53.518 --> 01:27:54.936
Well, we did it.

1478
01:27:56.187 --> 01:27:57.730
We saved the school.

1479
01:27:57.897 --> 01:27:59.691
Yep. Worst plan ever.

1480
01:28:14.080 --> 01:28:17.667
So something tells me you're not
going down for any of this.

1481
01:28:17.834 --> 01:28:19.335
Mr. Gary's in enough trouble as it is,

1482
01:28:19.502 --> 01:28:21.963
and taking orders from a 12-year-old?

1483
01:28:22.130 --> 01:28:23.881
Not a good look.

1484
01:28:24.048 --> 01:28:26.217
But you were right, Ted.

1485
01:28:26.384 --> 01:28:29.429
When I was with you and
the crew, I did have fun.

1486
01:28:29.595 --> 01:28:32.890
So, I guess it'll be
trying to take me down again.

1487
01:28:33.057 --> 01:28:35.560
No, Ted, we both know
there's only one person

1488
01:28:35.727 --> 01:28:38.229
in the whole school smart enough
to beat Ted Freeman.

1489
01:28:39.439 --> 01:28:41.107
See you in class.

1490
01:28:41.983 --> 01:28:43.443
See you in class.

1491
01:28:47.572 --> 01:28:49.282
Let's talk about plans.

1492
01:28:49.449 --> 01:28:51.326
<i>Everything you've ever loved,</i>

1493
01:28:51.492 --> 01:28:53.578
<i>every cool thing that has ever existed</i>

1494
01:28:53.745 --> 01:28:55.496
<i>did start with a plan.</i>

1495
01:28:55.663 --> 01:28:56.831
<i>But Josh was right.</i>

1496
01:28:56.998 --> 01:28:58.166
<i>Life can be messy.</i>

1497
01:28:58.333 --> 01:29:00.918
<i>There's order, there's chaos,</i>

1498
01:29:01.085 --> 01:29:03.254
<i>and somewhere in between, there's us.</i>

1499
01:29:04.130 --> 01:29:08.468
<i>It's good to have plans,</i>
<i>but you can't plan for everything.</i>

1500
01:29:09.969 --> 01:29:11.763
<i>Where's the fun in that?</i>