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[creaking]

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[electricity crackling]

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Official YIFY movies site:
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[pleasant music]

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[dramatic music]

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Careful, Icarus.

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[coin drops, machine dings]

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[video game music]

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["Make You Stay"
by Matthew Corbett]

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[pops]

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♪ Get out the way ♪

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♪ You've seen enough ♪

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♪ No need to stay ♪

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♪ You're taking up
too much room ♪

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♪ Don't go away ♪

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♪ Maybe I changed my mind ♪

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♪ Tell me
what I'm supposed to say... ♪

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- To make you stay ♪
-[engine revving]

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♪ And I know
and I know, and I know ♪

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♪ That it's all over now ♪

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♪ And I'll try
and I'll try and I'll find ♪

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♪ A way to make you stay ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ A way to make you stay ♪

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[male voice]
Hyah!

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

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[video game score dings]

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Better stay clear of me ♪

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♪ You know what's up ♪

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♪ Nothing to say ♪

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♪ You know
it'll crash and burn ♪

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♪ I don't mean a thing I say ♪

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♪ You know me much better now ♪

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♪ Tell me
how I'm supposed to pray ♪

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♪ To make you stay ♪

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♪ And I know
and I know, and I know... ♪

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[ding]

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-[tires screech]
-[Ben gasps]

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Nice driving, losers.

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[both panting]

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[electricity crackling]

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[dramatic ominous music]

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-[evil laugh]
-[lightning crashes]

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[upbeat rock music]

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[Brian]
I'm fucking athletic as hell.

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-[Keith] Seriously, man.
-Whoops.

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-[Brian] You're very athletic.
-I've seen your pecs, bro.

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I don't know, dude.
People are saying that golf

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isn't like a real sport,
but I was like, "What the fuck?"

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-Seriously, what the fuck?
-[Keith] No.

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[club swings, crashes]

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-[cat yowls]
-Whoa!

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[chuckling]
Hey, you want a couple pointers?

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Oh, yes.
Sorry, I don't mean
to bother you.

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Yeah. Well, that was
a left-hand drive,
so that was wrong.

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-Oh.
-But don't worry,
I'm here to help you.

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You see, the key to a good swing
is all in the...

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[faint rock music]

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-...hips.
-[chuckles]

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Now, let's try again.

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I want blue.

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Oh, blue is too big for you.

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Pink is the perfect size.

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I don't want pink. Pink is dumb.

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Oh, pink is so totally not dumb.
I mean, think about flamingos.

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They're pink.
They're pretty cool.

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You seem like a flamingo
kind of guy to me.

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No? Not an animal guy?

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My grandma says it's pathetic

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you work at a mini golf course.

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Your grandma said that?

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Wait, who's your grandma?
Does she know me?

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-[cash register dings]
-One, two, 3.50
is your change.

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No refunds on lost balls.

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Oh, also, don't make eye contact

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with the squirrel statue
on hole five.

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People say it's haunted.

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[evil laughter]

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Oh, how interesting.

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Okay.
Thank you so much, sweetie.

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Ma'am, I'm flattered
by your obvious flirting,

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but you should know
I only have eyes for one girl,

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and she is not you.

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What is it like
being in your twenties

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and still having your mom
plan out your outfit?

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Oh, okay.

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Uh, well, you know,
what's it like

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not being eligible
for the pizza raffle anymore?

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Did you think about that?

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Ow! Son of a bi... scuit.

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-[woman] What happened?
-He called me a flamingo.

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I did not.

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-What is your name?
-Uh, that's Ben, and I'm Dylan.

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Let us know
if you need anything else.
Uh, besides romance.

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Like I said, uh, not interested.

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Yeah, no, your manager's
going to hear about this.

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Well, hey, you're in luck.
This is the future manager
right here,

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so we'll take
all your positive feedback
whenever you're ready.

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[Ben sighs]

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-Ooh, yeah. Well done.
-Ooh, that--
Yeah, that was really good.

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-That was really good. Yeah.
-That felt really good.

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-It felt really good
from here too.
-[chuckles]

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-All right, let's do this again.
Ready?
-Okay.

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-Hey, what's wrong man?
-She's not going
to give positive feedback.

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-She's pissed.
-Oh, well,

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I did break her heart,
so that makes sense.

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Why can't we get
that kind of respect?

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[scoffs] Right.
Yeah, like she's impressed.

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-[chuckling] You're so amazing.
-[chuckles]

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She's just saying that.

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I respect you so much.

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-Dude, you're gonna get the job.
You're like Mr. Putt-Putt.
-[sighs]

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-Mini golf.
-Why are you so crazy
about that?

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-Everyone calls it putt-putt.
-It's in the sign.

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Well, I mean,
technically, that says--

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You ever wish
your life had ended up,

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I don't know, differently?

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You mean,
like if we were ninjas?

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-Professional wrestlers?
-No, not like...

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Well, kinda. I mean,
without the ninja part.

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-So, professional wrestlers.
-No, no.
I mean, like college, girls.

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You know, like them.

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-Uh, [chuckles] no.
-[sighs]

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Our lives are sweet, dude.

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Ten years from now,
they're gonna have
some big, successful career,

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giant houses,
beautiful families.

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But what are they going to talk
about when they see each other?

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All the fun, stupid stuff
they did when they were young.

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When they're sitting back,
wishing they could go back
and relive the glory days,

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we're gonna
be right here, together,

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living the exact same
amazingly awesome life

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we're living right now.

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Yeah, I guess.

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Come on, man.
What could be better than this?

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Ow! Mother--

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-[boy] Losers.
-[Dylan scoffing] What?

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-[whooshing]
-[Dougie] Mm-hm.

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You dare approach a holy knight

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on the sacred land
of his father

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and his fathers before him?

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[exhales] Foul demon,

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-you truly are as foolish
as you look.
-[golf club whacking ball]

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For I am Dougie
of the House of Harris,

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and I shall not be bested
by the likes of you!

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[mimics machine gun
cocking and firing]

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[screaming]

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[mimics machine gun
cocking and firing]

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[screaming]

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Hey, Dougie.

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Hey.

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[thuds]

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-Oh.
-Oh.

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-[both laugh]
-Oh, nice.

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Fore.

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You fought bravely,
good sir knight.

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-[Dougie groans]
-[laughs]

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[upbeat music]

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Two Fudgy Penguins.
Have a brr-illiant day.

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Welcome to the Arctic Circle,
where the only thing
colder than...

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-Oh.
-Hey, Jenny.

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-Dylan. Ben.
-Hey.

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Uh, three twists,
with yours in a kiddie cup?

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I love that you know my order.

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Yeah, well,
you come here every day, so...

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[chuckles] Oh, you.

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[Ben]
Um, I'll take sprinkles.

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-It's been a rough day.
-Uh, hey, buddy,
this round's on me.

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I... can afford it.

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[Dylan chuckles]

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Did you see her smile at me?

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-Uh, yeah. [chuckles]
-Yeah.

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There you go.

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-[Ben] Thank you.
-Three twists. And there.

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Uh, hey, any time,
free putt-putt. On me.

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-I know.
-Any time.

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-Next.
-[grunts]

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-Free putt-putt.
-Next!

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I think I'm making
some real progress.

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Yeah. I mean,
she didn't slam your fingers
in the window this time.

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[scoffs] Come on, man,
that only happened thrice.

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Ready for a Mega Comets rematch?

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Oh. Hey, I call dibs
on red controller.

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Blue controller
is definitely busted.

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Oh, dude, you're just
so mad that you keep losing.

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[chuckles] You know,
Lenny told me they got
a bunch of new games,

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including Gothic Slayers 4!

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-No way!
-No way!

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-[laughs]
-Oh.

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-Oh.
-Oh.

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-Oh, dang,
are those your karate khakis?
-Yeah.

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[Dylan sighs, sputters]

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[lightning crashes]

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Did it start raining?

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Who are they?

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[eerie music]

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Have they been staring at us
this whole time?

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[Dougie]
I don't know.

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[Ben chuckles awkwardly]

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-Let's get the fuck out of here.
-Not before you fix that stain.

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-You don't want it to set
while we're driving.
-Oh. Okay.

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[Dylan chuckles nervously]

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[lightning crashes]

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[foreboding music]

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Stain's gone. Go, go, go!

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[Dylan]
Arcade, here we come.

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[Ben]
Oh, good. It stopped raining.

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-Truck.
-[cart tires screech]

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Cones. Child.

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-[kid] Losers.
-[Ben] Step on it.

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I want to get there
before the middle school
lets out.

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[Dylan]
Say no more.

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[Ben]
Oh, no!

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[all screaming]

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[Dylan]
Perfect.

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[upbeat music]

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[game announcer reading]

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-[game sounds]
-[game characters groaning]

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Uh, rumor has it
we're getting a pool.

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-What? A pool?
-Yep. Mm-hm.

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-Where would it even go?
-Uh, at the bottom of the range.

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Everyone swimming
would be given helmets.

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[game announcer]
Garlic smash.

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-Who said this?
-Keith.

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-[both] Keith?
-I, I like Keith.

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You can't trust a word
Keith says.

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Remember that time
he said they were getting

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a laser tag course
with real lasers?

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-[laughter]
-Oh, shit,
that would be fucking tight.

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Apparently, the creators
of Gothic Slayers,

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they spent about six months
studying hemodynamics

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just to make the game
as authentic as possible.

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Oh, that's the study
of blood flow.

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-That's cool, Derek.
-Yeah. Yeah.

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Oh, yeah. Hey, have you
checked out the new prizes yet?

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We got a shipment
of new bouncy balls,

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and they bounce really high.

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Oh, no, no. I missed the heart.
Save me. Save me.

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Hold on. Got one on my left.

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-[game sounds]
-[characters groaning]

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[game announcer]
Player one mauled by Gothic
horrors. Join them in hell.

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-Sweet. I'm up.
-[game announcer] Continue.

245
00:11:34.476 --> 00:11:35.695
Welcome back.

246
00:11:35.869 --> 00:11:37.914
Double stake. Combo.

247
00:11:40.961 --> 00:11:42.005
[Dougie]
Oh.

248
00:11:43.877 --> 00:11:44.921
Oh, my God.

249
00:11:45.748 --> 00:11:47.358
-Guess who just walked in.
-Jenny?

250
00:11:51.711 --> 00:11:54.322
-Shit. They saw us. Pretend
like you didn't see them.
-[Dougie] Uh...

251
00:11:55.192 --> 00:11:57.455
[ominous music]

252
00:11:58.979 --> 00:12:00.894
-Dougie.
-I panicked.

253
00:12:01.068 --> 00:12:03.592
Fucking piece of shit. Damn it!

254
00:12:03.766 --> 00:12:04.724
[Derek groans]

255
00:12:09.380 --> 00:12:12.340
-Hi, there.
-We saw you outside our house.

256
00:12:13.384 --> 00:12:16.561
You know what? Yeah.
[laughs] Yeah, that was me.

257
00:12:17.127 --> 00:12:20.087
And that was you.
Oh, my gosh, small world.
[laughs]

258
00:12:20.261 --> 00:12:21.653
We just moved here.

259
00:12:21.828 --> 00:12:23.786
Well, howdy-ho there, neighbor.

260
00:12:23.960 --> 00:12:26.310
[chuckles]
Very cool house, by the way.

261
00:12:26.484 --> 00:12:28.573
Mm. Very macabre.

262
00:12:28.748 --> 00:12:30.358
[laughs] Uh, I am Dougie.

263
00:12:30.532 --> 00:12:32.926
-This here is Ben and Dylan.
-[both] Hey, what's up?

264
00:12:33.100 --> 00:12:35.580
-What are you playing?
-Uh, Gothic Slayers 4.

265
00:12:35.755 --> 00:12:39.715
It's this game
where you go around
killing these Gothic freaks.

266
00:12:39.889 --> 00:12:41.586
[chuckles]

267
00:12:41.761 --> 00:12:43.545
Not that we have a problem
with Goths or anything.

268
00:12:43.719 --> 00:12:45.112
-No, we think Goths are cool.
-[Chloe] Mm.

269
00:12:45.286 --> 00:12:46.766
[game announcer]
Beware of the Goth chicks!

270
00:12:46.940 --> 00:12:48.550
-[game sounds]
-[character screams]

271
00:12:48.724 --> 00:12:49.986
[game announcer]
High five.

272
00:12:51.771 --> 00:12:54.599
Pfft. [laughs] Silly machine.

273
00:12:55.252 --> 00:12:56.732
[Rebecca]
Strong.

274
00:12:56.906 --> 00:12:58.212
-Aren't you?
-[chuckles nervously]

275
00:12:59.343 --> 00:13:01.693
I mean, I have,
I have big bones,
but it's like a medical thing.

276
00:13:01.868 --> 00:13:02.825
[chuckles]

277
00:13:02.999 --> 00:13:04.479
[chuckles] Durable skin.

278
00:13:04.653 --> 00:13:06.046
Thank you.

279
00:13:06.220 --> 00:13:07.612
Would you like
to take a walk with us?

280
00:13:07.787 --> 00:13:09.527
Oh. Uh...

281
00:13:11.225 --> 00:13:12.922
Uh, uh, sure. Yeah.

282
00:13:13.096 --> 00:13:16.186
[laughs] Hey, guys, I'm gonna
go on a walk. Oh. I guess.

283
00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:18.145
-Do your thing, man.
-Uh, nachos.

284
00:13:18.319 --> 00:13:20.625
-Oh. Uh...
-Oh, shit. [groans]

285
00:13:21.148 --> 00:13:23.019
[screaming in game]

286
00:13:23.193 --> 00:13:24.238
[Ben sighs]

287
00:13:29.504 --> 00:13:31.158
You know, apparently,
the creators of Gothic Slayers

288
00:13:31.332 --> 00:13:33.508
spent about nine months
on a fisherman's boat

289
00:13:33.682 --> 00:13:36.250
on the Black Sea
learning about knot theories.

290
00:13:36.859 --> 00:13:38.339
Cool, Derek. [sighs]

291
00:13:38.513 --> 00:13:40.080
[game announcer reading]

292
00:13:40.254 --> 00:13:43.213
Enter more quarters
or we will all die.

293
00:13:43.387 --> 00:13:46.477
-Hey, where's Dougie?
-Getting us nachos, right?

294
00:13:46.651 --> 00:13:48.740
-[Ben] I don't see him.
-[game announcer counting down]

295
00:13:49.916 --> 00:13:51.874
-Oh, shit.
-Oh, shit.

296
00:13:52.048 --> 00:13:55.051
-Dude.
-[game announcer]
...five, four, three, two...

297
00:13:55.225 --> 00:13:58.489
-Ah.
-Back toGothic Slayers,
part four.

298
00:13:59.969 --> 00:14:01.362
[engine turns over]

299
00:14:01.536 --> 00:14:04.191
[upbeat music fast-forwarding]

300
00:14:10.023 --> 00:14:12.155
[pleasant music]

301
00:14:14.114 --> 00:14:15.680
Dude, how long are we going
to stay on this hole?

302
00:14:15.855 --> 00:14:17.421
I'll get it. I'm getting closer.

303
00:14:26.517 --> 00:14:29.433
-Hey, putt putt pervs.
-[laughs] Putt putt pervs.

304
00:14:29.607 --> 00:14:32.132
Uh, Ben actually prefers
if you call it "mini golf."

305
00:14:32.306 --> 00:14:36.005
-How are things at the MILF hut?
-What do you want, Brian?

306
00:14:36.179 --> 00:14:38.703
You bogeys need to go
collect the golf balls
at the driving range.

307
00:14:38.878 --> 00:14:40.662
-What? It's not our job.
-Uh.

308
00:14:40.836 --> 00:14:43.883
Well, Sir dork-a-lot Doogie
didn't show up for work today.

309
00:14:44.057 --> 00:14:47.103
Uh, it's actually pronounced
"Sir dork-a-lot Dougie,"
[scoffs] so...

310
00:14:47.277 --> 00:14:49.192
Wait. He didn't show up
for work today?

311
00:14:49.366 --> 00:14:52.021
Oh, I'm sorry,
he wasn't speaking Elf,

312
00:14:52.195 --> 00:14:54.502
so you must not
have understood him.

313
00:14:54.676 --> 00:14:56.547
It's Elvish, not Elf.

314
00:14:56.721 --> 00:14:58.245
[scoffs] Ignoramus.

315
00:14:58.810 --> 00:14:59.811
Let's do it this way.

316
00:15:00.638 --> 00:15:03.206
No nerds over there,
two nerds here,

317
00:15:03.380 --> 00:15:06.470
so nerds here need to go
pick up balls over there.

318
00:15:06.644 --> 00:15:08.429
-Botuu.
-[ding]

319
00:15:08.603 --> 00:15:09.691
What did you just say?

320
00:15:10.779 --> 00:15:12.041
Did he just hit on me?

321
00:15:13.782 --> 00:15:15.958
-[male voice yelling]
-[Brian grunts]

322
00:15:16.132 --> 00:15:17.177
Stop.

323
00:15:18.004 --> 00:15:19.788
-I'll play you for it.
-Huh.

324
00:15:21.224 --> 00:15:23.096
-Loser collects the balls.
-Uh, Ben.

325
00:15:23.270 --> 00:15:25.011
-Which hole?
-Why not right here?

326
00:15:25.185 --> 00:15:26.882
[chuckling]
Okay, I'm just gonna have
a quick sidebar

327
00:15:27.056 --> 00:15:29.624
with my partner here,
so excuse us.

328
00:15:30.451 --> 00:15:33.889
[chuckles]
Uh, dude, I say this with love.

329
00:15:34.455 --> 00:15:36.761
-You suck big time.
-I'm getting closer.

330
00:15:36.936 --> 00:15:39.199
You couldn't par a hole
if our lives depended on it.

331
00:15:39.373 --> 00:15:41.941
Hey, are you guys done
touching tips?

332
00:15:42.115 --> 00:15:43.681
[Keith laughs]

333
00:15:43.855 --> 00:15:46.510
If you lose, I might not make it
in time to see Jenny.

334
00:15:46.684 --> 00:15:48.251
I wouldn't let that happen.

335
00:15:48.425 --> 00:15:49.687
You trust me?

336
00:15:49.861 --> 00:15:50.862
Yeah, of course.

337
00:15:54.562 --> 00:15:57.173
Are you guys done touching tips?

338
00:15:57.347 --> 00:15:59.262
-[Dylan] We heard you
the first time, Brian.
-Hm.

339
00:16:00.002 --> 00:16:01.482
Closest to the hole wins?

340
00:16:01.656 --> 00:16:02.744
[Keith snickers]

341
00:16:06.922 --> 00:16:09.533
-[blows]
-[chiming]

342
00:16:13.885 --> 00:16:15.452
[video game sound]

343
00:16:15.626 --> 00:16:16.540
Hm.

344
00:16:16.714 --> 00:16:18.847
[suspenseful music]

345
00:16:23.678 --> 00:16:25.027
[inhales]

346
00:16:26.724 --> 00:16:28.117
Be the ball.

347
00:16:28.291 --> 00:16:29.379
Be the ball.

348
00:16:30.293 --> 00:16:32.600
[grand music]

349
00:16:38.562 --> 00:16:40.216
[music distorts, stops]

350
00:16:40.390 --> 00:16:41.652
-[Ben sighs]
-[Brian and Keith laughing]

351
00:16:41.826 --> 00:16:43.089
-Jukkete.
-[ding]

352
00:16:47.789 --> 00:16:49.617
-[Brian laughs]
-[Keith] Putt-putt pervs.

353
00:16:53.142 --> 00:16:55.710
Thanks again, putt-putt fuckers.

354
00:16:55.884 --> 00:16:57.190
[gasps] Oh.

355
00:16:57.364 --> 00:16:58.930
Looks like you missed a few.

356
00:16:59.105 --> 00:17:00.976
[Brian and Keith laugh]

357
00:17:01.150 --> 00:17:02.238
[Brian]
Oh, Ben.

358
00:17:02.804 --> 00:17:04.719
I fished this out for you.

359
00:17:04.893 --> 00:17:07.635
-Thought you might need
your lucky ball.
-[Keith chuckles]

360
00:17:08.418 --> 00:17:11.204
-[Keith] Lucky.
-[laughing]

361
00:17:11.378 --> 00:17:13.032
[honking]

362
00:17:14.946 --> 00:17:16.339
[Ben]
Do you want to maybe
swing by Dougie's tonight

363
00:17:16.513 --> 00:17:18.298
-to check on him?
-Oh, she's still here.

364
00:17:18.472 --> 00:17:20.778
Dude, screw Dougie.
He owes us
for covering him tonight.

365
00:17:20.952 --> 00:17:23.346
I'm talking
paying for every game
next arcade night.

366
00:17:23.520 --> 00:17:25.522
[upbeat music]

367
00:17:26.306 --> 00:17:27.437
-Hey, Jenny.
-[sighs]

368
00:17:27.611 --> 00:17:28.699
I thought I lucked out.

369
00:17:28.873 --> 00:17:31.572
Uh, you actually lucked in.

370
00:17:33.008 --> 00:17:35.358
Hey, you haven't seen
Dougie today, have you?

371
00:17:36.794 --> 00:17:38.013
I have no idea who that is.

372
00:17:38.622 --> 00:17:39.536
Good one.

373
00:17:39.710 --> 00:17:41.060
Just two twists tonight.

374
00:17:42.191 --> 00:17:43.236
Babe.

375
00:17:43.410 --> 00:17:44.759
-Yeah?
-Two twists.

376
00:17:46.413 --> 00:17:48.154
Cool.
[chuckling] You're named Babe?

377
00:17:48.328 --> 00:17:50.025
-What is that, French?
-[Jenny] No.

378
00:17:50.199 --> 00:17:52.723
His name is Cody.
He just started today.

379
00:17:52.897 --> 00:17:54.290
He's my boyfriend.

380
00:17:57.815 --> 00:17:59.600
Wait. I, I'm confused.

381
00:17:59.774 --> 00:18:01.993
Is he French or not?

382
00:18:02.472 --> 00:18:04.039
-Oh.
-[Cody] Let me guess.

383
00:18:04.648 --> 00:18:06.259
Dylan. [laughs] Hey.

384
00:18:06.433 --> 00:18:08.174
Hey, man,
it is great to meet you.

385
00:18:08.348 --> 00:18:09.914
Oh. All right, look out.

386
00:18:10.959 --> 00:18:12.395
What type of cone can I get you?

387
00:18:12.569 --> 00:18:14.876
-Uh, he likes the kiddie cup.
-Uh, waffle cone.

388
00:18:15.616 --> 00:18:16.530
Are you sure?

389
00:18:16.704 --> 00:18:17.879
[crickets chirping]

390
00:18:18.053 --> 00:18:19.228
That's a lot of cone.

391
00:18:19.402 --> 00:18:20.882
[Dylan]
I can handle my cone.

392
00:18:21.056 --> 00:18:23.319
[indistinct chatter]

393
00:18:23.493 --> 00:18:24.233
Dougie?

394
00:18:24.407 --> 00:18:26.409
[suspenseful music]

395
00:18:27.193 --> 00:18:29.238
[ominous music]

396
00:18:33.242 --> 00:18:35.679
-That's a lot of cone.
That's a big jump.
-You're a lot of cone.

397
00:18:36.332 --> 00:18:38.726
-[chuckling] This guy is great.
-I can do it.

398
00:18:38.900 --> 00:18:40.858
-[Jenny] Just get him the cone.
-[Cody stuttering] I can't be
liable for a tummy ache.

399
00:18:41.032 --> 00:18:42.643
Hey, buddy,
don't worry about my tummy.

400
00:18:42.817 --> 00:18:44.514
I've got a tough tummy.
A damn tough tummy.

401
00:18:44.688 --> 00:18:46.690
[suspenseful music]

402
00:18:47.865 --> 00:18:49.519
-[tires screech]
-[car door shuts]

403
00:18:51.434 --> 00:18:52.261
[car door shuts]

404
00:19:01.140 --> 00:19:02.924
[eerie music]

405
00:19:04.578 --> 00:19:05.579
[gasps]

406
00:19:07.233 --> 00:19:08.886
-[grunts]
-[Cody] Hey, I take that
as a compliment. You--

407
00:19:09.060 --> 00:19:10.105
Well, then you're wel--

408
00:19:13.326 --> 00:19:15.328
-[Dylan] My twist.
-Our friend was just kidnapped

409
00:19:15.502 --> 00:19:17.895
-and all you're thinking about
is ice cream?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

410
00:19:18.069 --> 00:19:21.072
He was just standing there
all creepy-like,
and then they just grabbed him.

411
00:19:21.247 --> 00:19:23.162
-Who grabbed who?
-You didn't see any of that?

412
00:19:23.336 --> 00:19:25.947
I saw my life crumble around me
when Jenny called
that guy "Babe."

413
00:19:26.121 --> 00:19:28.079
No. [sighs]
The Goth family from yesterday,

414
00:19:28.254 --> 00:19:30.517
they drove their van up,
grabbed Dougie
and threw him in the back.

415
00:19:30.691 --> 00:19:32.475
Oh, just because
he's hanging out with them,
doesn't mean he was kidnapped.

416
00:19:32.649 --> 00:19:34.260
-No, no, no. You didn't see it.
-Was he in handcuffs?

417
00:19:34.434 --> 00:19:35.913
-No.
-Did you scream for help?

418
00:19:36.087 --> 00:19:37.132
-No.
-Do you think
Jenny's boyfriend's

419
00:19:37.306 --> 00:19:38.612
-more attractive than me?
-No.

420
00:19:38.786 --> 00:19:40.353
-Wait. What?
-Look, nothing's going on there,

421
00:19:40.527 --> 00:19:43.007
with Dougie or with Jenny
and that French guy.

422
00:19:43.182 --> 00:19:46.097
-[sighs] Maybe you're right.
-Probably just too much
Gothic Slayerslast night.

423
00:19:46.272 --> 00:19:47.925
-[both chuckle]
-Yeah, probably.

424
00:19:48.099 --> 00:19:50.145
Oh, my God, I'm starving.

425
00:19:51.102 --> 00:19:52.103
Thinking what I'm thinking?

426
00:19:52.278 --> 00:19:54.584
[upbeat rock music]

427
00:20:01.461 --> 00:20:02.766
-Dude.
-[voice belches]

428
00:20:02.940 --> 00:20:04.594
[crickets chirping]

429
00:20:04.768 --> 00:20:06.988
[faint slow rock music]

430
00:20:08.555 --> 00:20:10.034
Man, Derek wasn't kidding.

431
00:20:10.209 --> 00:20:11.819
These bouncy balls do go high.

432
00:20:14.430 --> 00:20:15.953
[boings]

433
00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:21.176
Do you really think
I'll get the manager position?

434
00:20:22.090 --> 00:20:23.222
Dude. [scoffs]

435
00:20:24.048 --> 00:20:25.267
100%.

436
00:20:26.007 --> 00:20:27.443
I mean, who else would get it?

437
00:20:27.617 --> 00:20:29.358
Nana always tells me,

438
00:20:29.532 --> 00:20:32.187
"If you really want something,
it'll find its way to you."

439
00:20:34.058 --> 00:20:35.582
Yeah, totally.

440
00:20:36.670 --> 00:20:40.282
And, uh, I, I really want it,
real bad.

441
00:20:42.589 --> 00:20:43.894
Are you okay?

442
00:20:44.591 --> 00:20:46.462
You're not still upset you lost
to those caddie bros, are you?

443
00:20:46.636 --> 00:20:47.724
[chuckles] No.

444
00:20:49.683 --> 00:20:50.814
Kinda, yeah.

445
00:20:52.163 --> 00:20:54.383
Not just losing to them,
but sometimes,

446
00:20:54.992 --> 00:20:58.866
I don't know, I feel like
I'm kinda losing in general.

447
00:20:59.388 --> 00:21:01.434
Like, I see these people
doing these great things,

448
00:21:01.608 --> 00:21:05.002
and I'm just kinda stuck,
you know?

449
00:21:06.874 --> 00:21:07.918
Dylan?

450
00:21:09.050 --> 00:21:10.486
-Dylan?
-Totally.

451
00:21:10.660 --> 00:21:11.792
Are you listening to me?

452
00:21:11.966 --> 00:21:12.880
Do you see that?

453
00:21:13.054 --> 00:21:15.230
[suspenseful music]

454
00:21:20.061 --> 00:21:21.845
[whooshing]

455
00:21:24.892 --> 00:21:26.067
Well, that was weird.

456
00:21:28.678 --> 00:21:30.027
[van door opens]

457
00:21:30.201 --> 00:21:31.507
Wait, that's the van.

458
00:21:32.073 --> 00:21:34.162
-What van?
-The van that took Dougie.

459
00:21:34.728 --> 00:21:36.947
[scoffs] That asshole.

460
00:21:37.644 --> 00:21:40.560
-Hey, where are you going?
-Well, clearly Dougie's
new friends are having a party

461
00:21:40.734 --> 00:21:43.171
out in the woods,
in the middle of the night,
and he didn't invite us.

462
00:21:43.345 --> 00:21:44.694
Dylan, wait up.

463
00:21:46.174 --> 00:21:48.045
[wildlife chirping]

464
00:21:49.786 --> 00:21:51.571
[Ben panting]

465
00:21:51.745 --> 00:21:53.790
[suspenseful music]

466
00:21:55.052 --> 00:21:57.403
-Holy shit.
This is some weird party.
-[Eugene laughing]

467
00:21:57.577 --> 00:21:58.969
[whispering] Dylan, get down.

468
00:22:02.190 --> 00:22:03.583
My family.

469
00:22:04.671 --> 00:22:06.281
You almost spilled my slushie.

470
00:22:06.455 --> 00:22:08.544
Shut up.
I don't think this is a party.

471
00:22:08.718 --> 00:22:12.374
We have been waiting
for many long years,

472
00:22:13.157 --> 00:22:17.031
and now the stars are aligned.

473
00:22:17.205 --> 00:22:19.773
We have been waiting in secret,

474
00:22:19.947 --> 00:22:24.517
and tonight
we will step out of the shadows
and into his light.

475
00:22:25.082 --> 00:22:28.999
We will begin the rite
of the sacred passing.

476
00:22:29.173 --> 00:22:31.132
Bring forth the bearer of light.

477
00:22:32.220 --> 00:22:34.265
[eerie music]

478
00:22:36.572 --> 00:22:38.444
[Ben]
Oh, my God, Dougie.

479
00:22:39.096 --> 00:22:40.446
He was kidnapped.

480
00:22:40.620 --> 00:22:41.882
I told you.

481
00:22:43.449 --> 00:22:44.537
Brother...

482
00:22:47.278 --> 00:22:51.239
...you have carried
the light for our family
for many years honorably,

483
00:22:51.413 --> 00:22:52.980
but now it is time.

484
00:22:57.506 --> 00:22:59.552
[dramatic music]

485
00:23:03.556 --> 00:23:04.687
[cultist gasps]

486
00:23:46.642 --> 00:23:47.687
[screaming]

487
00:23:49.384 --> 00:23:51.168
[crackling]

488
00:23:51.342 --> 00:23:53.432
[intense music]

489
00:23:53.606 --> 00:23:55.608
[swishing]

490
00:24:00.787 --> 00:24:02.179
[Dylan slurps]

491
00:24:03.790 --> 00:24:05.269
[muffled groaning]

492
00:24:06.488 --> 00:24:08.229
Brain freeze. [muffled groaning]

493
00:24:08.403 --> 00:24:09.970
[insects chirping]

494
00:24:10.144 --> 00:24:12.276
[foreboding music]

495
00:24:16.455 --> 00:24:18.457
[both yelling]

496
00:24:19.980 --> 00:24:21.764
-[yells] Quit screwing around!
-[groans]

497
00:24:21.938 --> 00:24:23.374
Come on, get in, get in, get in!

498
00:24:23.549 --> 00:24:25.028
[both sobbing]

499
00:24:31.557 --> 00:24:33.167
They fucking killed that guy.

500
00:24:33.341 --> 00:24:34.821
What the fuck was that?

501
00:24:35.517 --> 00:24:36.779
This is all too stressful, man.

502
00:24:36.953 --> 00:24:38.302
I think I'm having
a panic attack.

503
00:24:38.477 --> 00:24:40.174
-We gotta stay calm.
-I'm freaking out.

504
00:24:40.348 --> 00:24:41.262
I'm freaking out.

505
00:24:41.436 --> 00:24:43.351
[both screaming]

506
00:24:45.571 --> 00:24:47.094
-[can clatters]
-[Ben belches]

507
00:24:47.268 --> 00:24:49.096
All right, that's better.

508
00:24:49.270 --> 00:24:50.880
Okay, let's just
take a step back.

509
00:24:51.054 --> 00:24:53.056
I get gassy when I'm anxious.
You know that.

510
00:24:53.230 --> 00:24:55.319
What? I mean,
let's get on the same page.

511
00:24:55.494 --> 00:24:57.365
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

512
00:24:57.539 --> 00:24:59.628
Maybe we think we saw
something we didn't really see.

513
00:24:59.802 --> 00:25:02.849
-Right.
-So, on the count of three,
let's say what we think we saw.

514
00:25:03.023 --> 00:25:05.504
Okay? One, two, three.

515
00:25:05.678 --> 00:25:08.942
[both] A group of hooded figures
recited a spell that made
an old man float in the air.

516
00:25:09.116 --> 00:25:10.900
And then a little ball of light
came out of his chest

517
00:25:11.074 --> 00:25:13.250
and was sucked into
a necklace around a guy's neck.

518
00:25:13.424 --> 00:25:15.426
And then the old man
fell to the ground and vanished.

519
00:25:15.601 --> 00:25:18.299
Out loud, it sounds cool,
but it was real and very scary.

520
00:25:18.473 --> 00:25:20.301
-Fuck!
-Are they gonna kill Dougie?

521
00:25:20.475 --> 00:25:22.303
I don't know,
but he was tied up,
so it doesn't seem good.

522
00:25:22.477 --> 00:25:24.261
-Who are these people?
-I don't know.
It was like a cult.

523
00:25:24.435 --> 00:25:25.828
A cult? You think so?

524
00:25:26.002 --> 00:25:27.830
-Look it up. [breathing heavily]
-[sighs]

525
00:25:28.527 --> 00:25:30.180
[typing]

526
00:25:30.354 --> 00:25:31.921
All I'm getting is horses.

527
00:25:35.272 --> 00:25:37.623
-You typed "colts."
-[chuckling] Oh!

528
00:25:37.797 --> 00:25:40.277
Oops. [typing] Save that.

529
00:25:40.451 --> 00:25:42.715
Try, I don't know,
"demonic cult"?

530
00:25:42.889 --> 00:25:44.238
[typing]

531
00:25:44.412 --> 00:25:46.719
[eerie music]

532
00:25:55.858 --> 00:25:56.903
-[dramatic sting]
-[gasps]

533
00:25:57.077 --> 00:25:58.426
Jesus, Maggie.

534
00:25:59.514 --> 00:26:01.081
You guys making out
or something?

535
00:26:01.255 --> 00:26:02.299
-Yes.
-No.

536
00:26:02.952 --> 00:26:04.345
Mom wanted me to tell you
that you have to drive me

537
00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:06.652
to my Ladybugs
camping trip tomorrow night.

538
00:26:07.696 --> 00:26:10.917
Also, is Dylan staying over?
'Cause, if so, she needs
to pull out the spare sheets.

539
00:26:12.832 --> 00:26:15.486
Are you guys okay? You guys are,
like, really sweaty.

540
00:26:15.661 --> 00:26:17.706
Hey, Maggie,
hypothetical question.

541
00:26:17.880 --> 00:26:21.536
What would you do if your,
I don't know, friend
was kidnapped by a cult?

542
00:26:21.710 --> 00:26:24.800
Depends. Are we talking
Manson family, Rajneeshpuram,

543
00:26:24.974 --> 00:26:27.150
or are we talking,
like, Scientology?

544
00:26:27.324 --> 00:26:28.674
-How do you--
-Well, if they were kidnapped,

545
00:26:28.848 --> 00:26:30.197
I'd probably start
with the cops.

546
00:26:32.373 --> 00:26:33.940
[Ben grunts]

547
00:26:36.507 --> 00:26:39.685
-Is that a yes
or no on the sheets?
-[police siren blares]

548
00:26:39.859 --> 00:26:41.774
[police officer]
So, you're telling me
we've got an evil cult

549
00:26:41.948 --> 00:26:43.689
right here in our town?

550
00:26:43.863 --> 00:26:45.865
-A demonic cult. Yes.
-I know it sounds crazy--

551
00:26:46.039 --> 00:26:48.563
No. No, no, no, no. [shushes]

552
00:26:48.737 --> 00:26:51.305
We've actually received some
very similar reports recently.

553
00:26:52.262 --> 00:26:54.003
-You have?
-Yeah.

554
00:26:54.177 --> 00:26:57.093
Just yesterday,
we had reports of a vampire

555
00:26:57.267 --> 00:27:00.793
and a werewolf
robbing the bank. [laughs]

556
00:27:00.967 --> 00:27:02.925
Okay, first off,
they're called Lycans.

557
00:27:03.099 --> 00:27:05.798
Second of all,
vampires and Lycans
are sworn enemies.

558
00:27:05.972 --> 00:27:08.017
And, and third of all, it wasn't
a full moon last night.

559
00:27:08.191 --> 00:27:09.932
-So, that makes no sense.
-You're not listening.

560
00:27:10.106 --> 00:27:11.542
They killed a guy.

561
00:27:11.717 --> 00:27:13.414
[coughs] Wait. Mm.

562
00:27:13.588 --> 00:27:15.024
You guys witnessed a murder?

563
00:27:15.198 --> 00:27:17.200
-Yes.
-Yes. They murdered an old man.

564
00:27:17.374 --> 00:27:18.724
Shit.

565
00:27:19.333 --> 00:27:20.290
[groans]

566
00:27:21.378 --> 00:27:23.903
-Go on.
-Okay, so they surrounded him.

567
00:27:24.077 --> 00:27:26.557
-And then this ball of light...
-Super bright light, yeah.

568
00:27:26.732 --> 00:27:29.343
...started coming out of
his chest while he was floating
up into the air.

569
00:27:29.517 --> 00:27:32.868
-He was like... [sputtering]
-[gibbering]

570
00:27:33.869 --> 00:27:35.262
And then he just disappeared.

571
00:27:35.436 --> 00:27:37.525
-[cell door slams]
-You don't understand.

572
00:27:37.699 --> 00:27:39.179
We weren't talking
about demonic horses.

573
00:27:39.353 --> 00:27:41.268
I mean,
it's a common misconception.

574
00:27:41.442 --> 00:27:44.445
-Well, this is great.
-[sighs] Nana's gonna kill me.

575
00:27:44.619 --> 00:27:46.273
They already killed one person.

576
00:27:46.447 --> 00:27:49.189
What if they do that same
weird orb thing to Dougie next?

577
00:27:49.363 --> 00:27:50.625
I can't believe
he didn't believe us. I mean,

578
00:27:50.799 --> 00:27:52.496
we did the sound effects
and everything.

579
00:27:52.671 --> 00:27:53.802
-[sighs]
-[man] I believe you.

580
00:27:53.976 --> 00:27:55.456
-[gasps]
-[screams]

581
00:27:55.630 --> 00:27:57.197
[both whimpering]

582
00:28:02.942 --> 00:28:05.248
It sounds like
you boys need some help.

583
00:28:05.814 --> 00:28:07.337
-Well, actually--
-No. Uh...

584
00:28:07.511 --> 00:28:11.341
I know a man who has
dedicated his entire life

585
00:28:11.515 --> 00:28:14.040
to fighting what you've seen.

586
00:28:14.562 --> 00:28:16.259
Only he can help you.

587
00:28:16.433 --> 00:28:17.608
And it's you.

588
00:28:17.783 --> 00:28:19.262
[Dylan chuckles nervously]

589
00:28:19.436 --> 00:28:21.525
What? No, no, it's not me.

590
00:28:21.700 --> 00:28:24.006
-Oh, well, we thought maybe
you were getting out soon.
-[snickers]

591
00:28:24.180 --> 00:28:27.053
Oh, they're never
letting me out of here.

592
00:28:28.184 --> 00:28:29.142
Look.

593
00:28:29.708 --> 00:28:31.579
Everything you need

594
00:28:31.753 --> 00:28:34.364
is right here
on this piece of paper.

595
00:28:34.538 --> 00:28:36.323
[suspenseful music]

596
00:28:39.108 --> 00:28:41.154
Nope. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Thank you.

597
00:28:44.679 --> 00:28:45.898
Forget that.

598
00:28:46.072 --> 00:28:47.769
Let's pretend
that didn't happen.

599
00:28:47.943 --> 00:28:52.469
Now, everything that you need
is on this piece of paper.

600
00:28:54.733 --> 00:28:55.734
[Dylan]
Hitchens Farm?

601
00:28:56.517 --> 00:28:57.387
Yes.

602
00:28:57.561 --> 00:28:59.085
Wow, this is great.

603
00:28:59.259 --> 00:29:01.130
Thank you so much. [chuckles]

604
00:29:01.652 --> 00:29:03.393
-Well, that was lucky.
-Are you kidding me?

605
00:29:03.567 --> 00:29:05.352
-This is a crazy guy's doodle.
-Oh, come on.

606
00:29:05.526 --> 00:29:07.267
He's a little weird,
but he seems genuine.

607
00:29:07.441 --> 00:29:09.791
-He genuinely wants
to murder us.
-Please.

608
00:29:09.965 --> 00:29:13.055
[clears throat]
What did you boys say
your names were?

609
00:29:13.882 --> 00:29:16.232
-Oh. Yeah,
it's not really important.
-[chuckles nervously]

610
00:29:16.406 --> 00:29:19.932
[police officer]
Ben and Dylan, your ride's here.

611
00:29:20.106 --> 00:29:21.455
Oh, don't--
No, no, no, no. Don't,

612
00:29:21.629 --> 00:29:22.935
don't write that down.
No, please. Please.

613
00:29:23.109 --> 00:29:25.546
♪ It's a beautiful day ♪

614
00:29:26.025 --> 00:29:28.331
♪ Feeling the sunshine
on my face... ♪

615
00:29:29.332 --> 00:29:31.204
I don't understand why
you used your one call on me.

616
00:29:31.813 --> 00:29:33.249
Well, Nana was still asleep.

617
00:29:33.423 --> 00:29:35.817
But I knew
you'd come through for me.

618
00:29:35.991 --> 00:29:37.950
I did think
it would just be you, though.

619
00:29:38.124 --> 00:29:40.343
Yeah, and I thought I'd be
in the front seat of my own car.

620
00:29:40.517 --> 00:29:42.389
Well, if I knew
you weren't driving,
I wouldn't have called shotgun.

621
00:29:42.563 --> 00:29:44.913
It's not really about
who's driving, it's my own car.

622
00:29:45.087 --> 00:29:46.959
-I should be in the front seat.
-Honey pie. Honey pie.

623
00:29:47.133 --> 00:29:49.309
-He did call shotgun.
-I don't mind driving.

624
00:29:49.483 --> 00:29:51.441
-If you wanna come up here,
then Cody can sit in the back--
-Just-- [groans]

625
00:29:51.615 --> 00:29:53.661
-Where are we dropping you?
-Hitchens Farm.

626
00:29:53.835 --> 00:29:55.358
Oh, my God,
we are not following that map.

627
00:29:55.532 --> 00:29:57.012
You said it yourself,
Dougie could be next.

628
00:29:57.186 --> 00:29:58.666
And if there's someone
out there that could...

629
00:29:58.840 --> 00:30:00.233
You must be so confused.

630
00:30:00.407 --> 00:30:01.974
-Let me explain. [chuckles]
-I don't care.

631
00:30:02.148 --> 00:30:04.367
Look, we should go home and tell
my parents what happened

632
00:30:04.541 --> 00:30:06.500
instead of following a map
drawn by a crazy murderer.

633
00:30:06.674 --> 00:30:09.416
He wasn't a murderer.
He just said he wished he did.

634
00:30:09.590 --> 00:30:12.375
Look, if the police didn't
believe you, what makes
you think your parents will?

635
00:30:12.549 --> 00:30:15.422
-Do you remember the merchant
from Gothic Slayers 2?
-Of course I do,

636
00:30:15.596 --> 00:30:17.511
-but what does that--
-He was the one that gave
the map of blood to the heroes

637
00:30:17.685 --> 00:30:19.034
that led them
to the lair of the dark one.

638
00:30:19.208 --> 00:30:20.819
Maybe that prisoner
was our merchant.

639
00:30:20.993 --> 00:30:22.951
-It's a game!
-Based on truth.

640
00:30:23.125 --> 00:30:25.040
-You remember what Derek
said about knot theory.
-Derek?

641
00:30:25.214 --> 00:30:27.173
-The one that flunked
fourth grade.
-Yes. Well, so did you.

642
00:30:27.347 --> 00:30:29.349
-That's very different.
I had mono.
-Well, I didn't know that,

643
00:30:29.523 --> 00:30:31.481
so I flunked fourth grade.
I thought we were
flunking out together--

644
00:30:31.655 --> 00:30:33.527
-I appreciate it, but you
didn't have to flunk out.
-I'm just saying--

645
00:30:33.701 --> 00:30:35.921
Stop the car! Just stop it.

646
00:30:37.052 --> 00:30:39.663
Out. Out, out.
Out, out, out.

647
00:30:40.534 --> 00:30:43.537
Out, out, out, out. Not you.

648
00:30:43.711 --> 00:30:45.365
-Come on.
-Oh. [chuckles]

649
00:30:46.627 --> 00:30:48.977
Hey, wish you guys
the best of luck
with your friend or whatever.

650
00:30:49.151 --> 00:30:49.978
Thanks, Babe.

651
00:30:52.415 --> 00:30:54.374
[engine revving]

652
00:30:55.679 --> 00:30:57.768
[thunder rumbling]

653
00:31:01.468 --> 00:31:03.078
[crow cawing]

654
00:31:07.909 --> 00:31:10.259
-Dylan.
-[chuckling]
Come on, man, have faith.

655
00:31:12.479 --> 00:31:14.263
[video game sound]

656
00:31:15.221 --> 00:31:16.439
[game announcer reading]

657
00:31:18.572 --> 00:31:20.095
[video game music
plays, distorts]

658
00:31:20.269 --> 00:31:21.792
[both panting]

659
00:31:25.318 --> 00:31:27.929
[Dylan]
Can I say something?
Perhaps this was a mistake.

660
00:31:28.103 --> 00:31:30.323
[Ben]
You think?
We are fully lost, dude.

661
00:31:30.497 --> 00:31:32.673
It's not my fault.
What kind of cornfield
doesn't have signs

662
00:31:32.847 --> 00:31:34.501
posted for directions?

663
00:31:34.675 --> 00:31:37.373
Every single one
that has ever existed.

664
00:31:37.547 --> 00:31:39.549
-God, I hate corn.
-[explosion]

665
00:31:39.723 --> 00:31:41.334
Let's just turn around.

666
00:31:41.508 --> 00:31:43.553
I've been trying
to turn us around
for the last hour.

667
00:31:43.727 --> 00:31:45.729
[video game music]

668
00:31:47.470 --> 00:31:49.298
Hey, sorry, Mr. Crow,
by hitting you with the corn.

669
00:31:49.472 --> 00:31:50.604
It was an accident.

670
00:31:50.778 --> 00:31:52.345
[crow]
Fuck you!

671
00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:54.738
Did that crow just curse at me?

672
00:31:54.913 --> 00:31:56.566
Let's not
escalate the situation.

673
00:31:56.740 --> 00:31:58.220
[crow]
Oh, fuck you!

674
00:31:58.394 --> 00:32:00.309
Fuck me? Fuck you!

675
00:32:00.483 --> 00:32:01.702
-[crow] Fuck you! Fuck you!
-Dylan!

676
00:32:01.876 --> 00:32:03.182
Relax, it's just one crow.

677
00:32:03.356 --> 00:32:05.227
-What's he gonna do?
-[crows] Fuck you!

678
00:32:05.401 --> 00:32:07.447
What do you call
a group of crows?

679
00:32:07.621 --> 00:32:08.970
A murder of...

680
00:32:09.144 --> 00:32:11.146
Oh, shit.

681
00:32:11.320 --> 00:32:13.322
[both screaming]

682
00:32:16.064 --> 00:32:17.718
[both groaning]

683
00:32:18.588 --> 00:32:19.981
Hey, found it.

684
00:32:20.155 --> 00:32:21.156
[Ben grunts]

685
00:32:22.853 --> 00:32:24.159
What is this place?

686
00:32:27.032 --> 00:32:28.859
-Is that an original?
-It might be.

687
00:32:29.034 --> 00:32:30.644
[man whistling]

688
00:32:31.514 --> 00:32:32.602
[gasps, screams]

689
00:32:32.776 --> 00:32:34.517
[both scream]

690
00:32:34.691 --> 00:32:35.518
Who the...

691
00:32:36.955 --> 00:32:38.347
-[glass clinks]
-...who the fuck are you?

692
00:32:38.521 --> 00:32:40.480
Uh, hi. We were told
we could find you here.

693
00:32:40.654 --> 00:32:42.786
-We need your help.
-Who sent you?

694
00:32:42.961 --> 00:32:45.093
-[video game sound]
-Whoa, dude, let's just
calm down here, please.

695
00:32:45.267 --> 00:32:46.790
-Yeah, who do you work for?
-[video game sound]

696
00:32:46.965 --> 00:32:50.055
-Mini... Golf... Hut.
-[grunts]

697
00:32:50.577 --> 00:32:51.665
-[grunts]
-[groans]

698
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:53.580
-I have a map!
-Liar!

699
00:32:53.754 --> 00:32:55.625
Show him the map!
Show him the map!

700
00:32:58.977 --> 00:33:01.936
[all screaming]

701
00:33:03.982 --> 00:33:05.809
[man]
I'm so sorry about before.

702
00:33:06.419 --> 00:33:08.943
-I guess I just don't get
too many visitors up here.
-[Dylan grunts]

703
00:33:09.813 --> 00:33:11.337
Do you have any lemonade to mix?

704
00:33:13.078 --> 00:33:17.169
-Dude.
-You say that body
just... disappeared?

705
00:33:18.126 --> 00:33:20.607
I know it sounds crazy,
but, yeah.

706
00:33:21.347 --> 00:33:23.262
No, it's all too real.

707
00:33:23.436 --> 00:33:25.438
[tense music]

708
00:33:27.353 --> 00:33:29.485
Your friend wasn't the first.

709
00:33:29.659 --> 00:33:31.792
I'm afraid he surely
won't be the last.

710
00:33:32.749 --> 00:33:34.708
You know, the closer you come
to understanding

711
00:33:34.882 --> 00:33:36.536
what these people are all about,

712
00:33:37.145 --> 00:33:40.366
the more danger
your lives will be in.

713
00:33:41.323 --> 00:33:44.848
It's why I've been forced
to take up residence here.

714
00:33:46.067 --> 00:33:47.460
'Cause they're allergic to corn.

715
00:33:49.592 --> 00:33:53.118
No, because why would
they look here?

716
00:33:56.251 --> 00:33:58.297
What does a demonic cult
want with our friend?

717
00:34:00.951 --> 00:34:03.824
[man]
This cult has existed
for thousands of years.

718
00:34:04.390 --> 00:34:05.913
They worship Xynthelonor.

719
00:34:06.087 --> 00:34:07.915
[lightning crashes]

720
00:34:10.309 --> 00:34:12.267
A powerful nether demon.

721
00:34:12.441 --> 00:34:16.271
As a reward for their devotion,
his followers are given powers

722
00:34:16.445 --> 00:34:18.752
beyond your
wildest imaginations.

723
00:34:19.448 --> 00:34:21.581
However, Xynthelonor...

724
00:34:21.755 --> 00:34:23.626
[lightning crashes]

725
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:27.761
...cannot exist in our realm,
not in his real true form.

726
00:34:27.935 --> 00:34:31.373
He's forced
to inhabit live vessels.

727
00:34:31.982 --> 00:34:33.723
Every 30 years,

728
00:34:33.897 --> 00:34:37.249
he needs to transfer
to a new, fresher body.

729
00:34:37.423 --> 00:34:38.989
What you witnessed last night

730
00:34:39.164 --> 00:34:41.253
was the first part
of that ceremony.

731
00:34:41.949 --> 00:34:44.169
Tonight, they're gonna
complete that ritual

732
00:34:44.343 --> 00:34:47.128
by siphoning the demon
into its new vessel.

733
00:34:48.042 --> 00:34:53.003
Until then, Xynthelonor's soul
is housed inside an orb,

734
00:34:53.178 --> 00:34:55.571
and the cult is powerless.

735
00:34:56.224 --> 00:34:59.184
It's his way of making sure
they'll fulfill
their end of the bargain.

736
00:34:59.358 --> 00:35:01.229
[video game music]

737
00:35:02.665 --> 00:35:04.102
[crow cawing]

738
00:35:06.016 --> 00:35:08.802
Boys, they're gonna cram
a demon up your friend.

739
00:35:09.890 --> 00:35:12.371
-Oh, shit.
-How'd you find all this out?

740
00:35:12.545 --> 00:35:14.547
[signal scrambling sound]

741
00:35:16.331 --> 00:35:17.463
Internet.

742
00:35:18.899 --> 00:35:21.641
We have one night
to save your friend

743
00:35:21.815 --> 00:35:24.122
and shut this cult down
for good.

744
00:35:27.255 --> 00:35:28.822
Did you just say "we"?

745
00:35:33.479 --> 00:35:36.569
I've spent the last 30 years
studying 'em.

746
00:35:36.743 --> 00:35:40.312
Their ways,
their beliefs, their weaknesses.

747
00:35:40.486 --> 00:35:43.141
As long as we hit 'em while
they're without their powers,

748
00:35:43.315 --> 00:35:45.317
and with everything
that's up here,

749
00:35:45.491 --> 00:35:47.232
there's nothing
that can stop us.

750
00:35:47.406 --> 00:35:48.885
-So, let's roll out.
-[Dylan chuckles]

751
00:35:49.059 --> 00:35:51.236
Awesome. So, what's the plan?

752
00:35:51.410 --> 00:35:53.499
We, we grab the orb
and destroy it?

753
00:35:53.673 --> 00:35:55.414
[scoffs]
No, it's not that simple.

754
00:35:55.588 --> 00:35:57.720
You can't
just destroy the orb.

755
00:35:58.504 --> 00:36:00.201
Oh, then what do we do?

756
00:36:00.375 --> 00:36:02.638
Well, there's only one way
to end this.

757
00:36:03.378 --> 00:36:05.554
Listen carefully,
'cause this is important.

758
00:36:05.728 --> 00:36:07.252
-You--
-[arrow swishes, thuds]

759
00:36:12.082 --> 00:36:14.084
-[sinister music]
-[body thuds]

760
00:36:14.607 --> 00:36:16.391
[both screaming]

761
00:36:18.088 --> 00:36:19.481
[arrow swishing]

762
00:36:19.655 --> 00:36:21.091
[screaming]

763
00:36:24.573 --> 00:36:25.705
[snickers]

764
00:36:26.706 --> 00:36:27.620
Well done.

765
00:36:27.794 --> 00:36:29.796
[suspenseful music]

766
00:36:33.365 --> 00:36:35.018
He will no longer be a threat.

767
00:36:35.193 --> 00:36:36.324
What about the other two?

768
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:38.587
The fools?

769
00:36:40.372 --> 00:36:41.503
They escaped.

770
00:36:41.677 --> 00:36:42.765
[Veronica]
Curse them.

771
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:46.465
If he managed
to tell them about the orb...

772
00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:48.771
Ah. We are vulnerable, yes,

773
00:36:49.294 --> 00:36:52.122
but this could be just a test...

774
00:36:53.385 --> 00:36:55.648
...to test
our daughters' devotion.

775
00:36:56.388 --> 00:36:58.346
We won't let you down, Father.

776
00:36:58.520 --> 00:37:00.783
Um, yeah,
we'll handle it, Eugene.

777
00:37:03.569 --> 00:37:05.875
What? Do I really need
to call him "Father"?

778
00:37:06.615 --> 00:37:09.705
-We are family, daughter.
-[sighs]

779
00:37:09.879 --> 00:37:12.578
Yeah, but, like, not really.

780
00:37:12.752 --> 00:37:15.581
-[gasps softly]
-Also, is it too much to ask
to be called Chloe,

781
00:37:15.755 --> 00:37:17.147
at least when we're alone?

782
00:37:17.322 --> 00:37:19.628
-Sister's not committed.
-Yes, I am, Rebecca.

783
00:37:22.240 --> 00:37:24.242
If we are not your family,
then who?

784
00:37:25.765 --> 00:37:27.767
Those people
that didn't love you?

785
00:37:28.855 --> 00:37:32.250
Those people that
threw you away as a child...

786
00:37:33.816 --> 00:37:35.470
...like you were disposable?

787
00:37:36.384 --> 00:37:40.040
Chloe, we took you in
when you were at your lowest.

788
00:37:41.171 --> 00:37:44.131
We loved you, and still do.

789
00:37:47.656 --> 00:37:50.006
I'm sorry... Father.

790
00:37:53.488 --> 00:37:54.750
What do you want us
to do to them?

791
00:37:55.708 --> 00:37:57.057
Oh.

792
00:37:58.014 --> 00:38:00.321
They need to be
taken care of permanently.

793
00:38:01.104 --> 00:38:02.758
Discreetly.

794
00:38:06.022 --> 00:38:07.415
You must be excited.

795
00:38:08.503 --> 00:38:10.636
You finally get
your powers tonight.

796
00:38:11.941 --> 00:38:14.553
You've always shown
such great promise.

797
00:38:15.902 --> 00:38:19.122
[snickers] Tonight,
you will finally feel whole.

798
00:38:19.297 --> 00:38:21.603
[tense music]

799
00:38:24.258 --> 00:38:26.129
[Ben and Dylan panting]

800
00:38:27.130 --> 00:38:28.436
[Dylan]
Oh, thank God.

801
00:38:29.524 --> 00:38:31.221
We made it. [groans]

802
00:38:31.396 --> 00:38:32.875
Oh dude, let's go.

803
00:38:33.049 --> 00:38:36.139
-Oh, check it out. Grass angel.
-Dylan.

804
00:38:36.792 --> 00:38:38.403
In the past 24 hours,

805
00:38:38.577 --> 00:38:41.057
I've seen an old man evaporate,
learn that demons exist,

806
00:38:41.231 --> 00:38:43.625
and witnessed someone get shot
with a freakin' crossbow.

807
00:38:43.799 --> 00:38:46.149
-I think I've earned a breather.
-We're not safe out here.

808
00:38:46.324 --> 00:38:48.804
[groans] We are fine, dude.

809
00:38:48.978 --> 00:38:52.112
No one followed us.
It's not like anyone knows
where you live anyway.

810
00:38:55.071 --> 00:38:57.204
Mom? Dad? Maggie?

811
00:38:57.378 --> 00:38:59.641
There, we're inside.
Can I lie down now?

812
00:39:00.990 --> 00:39:04.298
-Come on, get it off of me!
Get it off of me!
-[laughing]

813
00:39:04.472 --> 00:39:05.778
Get it off me!

814
00:39:06.648 --> 00:39:08.346
Get it off of me!

815
00:39:08.520 --> 00:39:09.608
Ow!

816
00:39:11.131 --> 00:39:12.480
[groans]

817
00:39:12.654 --> 00:39:14.787
-[screaming]
-[laughing]

818
00:39:14.961 --> 00:39:17.311
[rock music]

819
00:39:18.443 --> 00:39:20.445
[Chloe grunting]

820
00:39:20.619 --> 00:39:23.230
[gasps, coughs]

821
00:39:26.102 --> 00:39:27.582
[both scream]

822
00:39:28.104 --> 00:39:29.149
[screeches]

823
00:39:29.323 --> 00:39:31.020
[Rebecca laughs]

824
00:39:32.065 --> 00:39:33.109
[Ben grunts]

825
00:39:34.067 --> 00:39:35.329
[Dylan grunting]

826
00:39:37.287 --> 00:39:39.855
-Did you just hit me, bitch?
-I'm, I'm sorry.

827
00:39:40.029 --> 00:39:42.249
Please. No. No, no, no.

828
00:39:42.423 --> 00:39:44.294
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

829
00:39:44.469 --> 00:39:45.992
[both scream]

830
00:39:46.166 --> 00:39:48.342
She's twisting my titties!

831
00:39:48.516 --> 00:39:50.083
Geneva Convention!
Geneva Convention!

832
00:39:50.257 --> 00:39:51.650
-Dylan!
-She's twisting my nipples!

833
00:39:51.824 --> 00:39:54.043
[Dylan screaming]

834
00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:00.049
[both]
Little bitches!

835
00:40:00.223 --> 00:40:02.269
[Ben and Dylan groaning]

836
00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:06.229
[Elaine gasps]

837
00:40:06.969 --> 00:40:08.667
What is going on here?

838
00:40:09.232 --> 00:40:13.149
-Dylan, Ben,
you better explain...
-Mom, get out.

839
00:40:13.323 --> 00:40:15.891
...why you never told us
you had girlfriends.

840
00:40:16.065 --> 00:40:19.199
-Mrs. Ben's mom,
you've got to get out of here.
-We didn't see anything.

841
00:40:19.373 --> 00:40:20.635
-Mom, they're trying to kill--
-La, la, la, la, la.

842
00:40:20.809 --> 00:40:23.072
I don't want to know
the details.

843
00:40:23.246 --> 00:40:25.292
But you two
are staying for lunch.

844
00:40:25.945 --> 00:40:28.948
Mom. Dad, you don't get it.
They're trying to kill us.

845
00:40:29.122 --> 00:40:30.993
Oh, I understand.

846
00:40:31.167 --> 00:40:33.387
You don't know how many times
your mom has tried to kill me.

847
00:40:43.745 --> 00:40:45.007
[Rebecca chuckles softly]

848
00:40:45.660 --> 00:40:47.662
Your necklace is so pretty.

849
00:40:47.836 --> 00:40:49.316
Are those for a sorority?

850
00:40:49.490 --> 00:40:52.275
-No, uh, it's a family heirloom.
-Oh, okay.

851
00:40:53.842 --> 00:40:57.280
So, where did you all meet?

852
00:40:57.455 --> 00:40:59.152
-[Ben] I...
-Uh, well, uh--

853
00:40:59.326 --> 00:41:00.936
-Oh, you should really take it.
-No, no, no.

854
00:41:01.110 --> 00:41:03.112
-You should
really take this one.
-[gulping]

855
00:41:03.286 --> 00:41:04.462
Ah.

856
00:41:05.071 --> 00:41:07.247
[belches]

857
00:41:10.511 --> 00:41:12.382
Uh, well, um,

858
00:41:12.557 --> 00:41:15.864
we met at, uh, uh,
a supermarket.

859
00:41:16.386 --> 00:41:17.736
Uh, uh, they work there.

860
00:41:17.910 --> 00:41:20.303
That, that's right.
I was his cashier.

861
00:41:20.478 --> 00:41:22.436
-Really? Tell me.
-[Chloe chuckles nervously]

862
00:41:23.263 --> 00:41:25.831
How do you memorize
all the produce codes?

863
00:41:26.005 --> 00:41:28.442
I don't know. We just... do.

864
00:41:28.616 --> 00:41:30.662
-She's really great
at memorization.
-[Gary] Oh.

865
00:41:30.836 --> 00:41:32.402
I'm just, I'm just okay.

866
00:41:32.577 --> 00:41:34.492
No, she's being modest.
She's, she's really great.

867
00:41:34.666 --> 00:41:36.189
Sweet and handsome. [chuckles]

868
00:41:38.757 --> 00:41:39.714
What's a tomato?

869
00:41:40.802 --> 00:41:43.326
Um, a, a vegetable?

870
00:41:43.501 --> 00:41:45.067
-Uh, no, the code.
-[laughing] Oh.

871
00:41:45.241 --> 00:41:47.461
-Um, five.
-Wow.

872
00:41:48.331 --> 00:41:51.247
-Incredible.
-So, what do you all
have planned for today?

873
00:41:51.421 --> 00:41:52.684
We're going to murder them.

874
00:41:54.076 --> 00:41:55.077
At mini golf.

875
00:41:56.252 --> 00:41:58.777
-[laughter]
-[Elaine] Oh.

876
00:42:01.127 --> 00:42:02.781
[Ben laughs nervously]

877
00:42:04.130 --> 00:42:06.654
The boys have been
working there for years.

878
00:42:06.828 --> 00:42:09.788
But don't worry,
Ben's looking at other jobs.

879
00:42:11.311 --> 00:42:13.443
-Wait, what?
-Oh, he hasn't told you?

880
00:42:13.618 --> 00:42:15.620
He's been interviewing
all around town.

881
00:42:15.794 --> 00:42:17.709
-You have?
-[scoffs] No.

882
00:42:17.883 --> 00:42:19.972
-Uh, Dad,
can you pass the ketchup?
-Oh, sure.

883
00:42:20.146 --> 00:42:22.409
Oh, don't be modest, sweetie.

884
00:42:22.583 --> 00:42:25.673
He had an interview
for a receptionist job

885
00:42:25.847 --> 00:42:28.894
at Edward and Edward Law
just last week.

886
00:42:29.068 --> 00:42:30.069
What?

887
00:42:31.461 --> 00:42:33.507
-Dude.
-Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

888
00:42:33.681 --> 00:42:36.336
I, I'll help you with that.
Uh, could you excuse us? Thanks.

889
00:42:36.510 --> 00:42:38.904
-I, I'll help you clean that up.
-[Dylan sighs] Come on, man.

890
00:42:39.078 --> 00:42:40.819
You know this is my last
good work sweater!

891
00:42:41.602 --> 00:42:44.387
[Elaine]
Would anyone like
more blue drink?

892
00:42:46.694 --> 00:42:48.827
[groans] Come on.
Come on, I'll give you a boost.

893
00:42:49.001 --> 00:42:50.524
I don't think
this is gonna come out.

894
00:42:51.133 --> 00:42:52.004
[Ben sighs]

895
00:42:52.178 --> 00:42:53.005
Oh, we've gotta go.

896
00:42:53.179 --> 00:42:54.180
Forget the sweater.

897
00:42:55.094 --> 00:42:56.617
Some of us
still care about our job.

898
00:42:56.791 --> 00:42:59.054
-[banging on door]
-[hissing]

899
00:43:00.882 --> 00:43:02.536
-Get over here.
-Wait.

900
00:43:03.493 --> 00:43:05.408
I'm pretty sure a
tomato's a fruit.

901
00:43:07.149 --> 00:43:09.499
[grunts] Let's get you up.

902
00:43:09.674 --> 00:43:11.545
-Go.
-Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Okay.

903
00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:13.852
-To the left.
-My left or your left?

904
00:43:14.026 --> 00:43:16.115
-It's the same left.
-Oh, right. Okay.

905
00:43:16.289 --> 00:43:17.856
We have to be discreet.
If we knock the door down,

906
00:43:18.030 --> 00:43:18.813
they're going to know
something's up.

907
00:43:18.987 --> 00:43:20.510
Those fools? Fat chance.

908
00:43:20.685 --> 00:43:22.469
Shut up. They were nice.

909
00:43:22.643 --> 00:43:24.340
Listen, we gotta come up
with something else.

910
00:43:24.514 --> 00:43:27.039
Okay, maybe we can
lure them out with leverage.

911
00:43:27.213 --> 00:43:29.694
And pray tell,
how do you expect to do that?

912
00:43:29.868 --> 00:43:32.522
Pray tell,
what century are you from?

913
00:43:32.697 --> 00:43:34.786
[tense music]

914
00:43:38.746 --> 00:43:41.575
[grunts] Time out, time out.
Time out, time out.

915
00:43:41.749 --> 00:43:43.664
Sciatica. Sciatica. [grunts]

916
00:43:43.838 --> 00:43:45.840
-Are you okay?
-Massage right there.
Right there.

917
00:43:46.014 --> 00:43:47.146
Oh. Oh, yeah.

918
00:43:49.017 --> 00:43:51.585
Ah, so nice of you
to reappear

919
00:43:51.759 --> 00:43:54.457
after sneaking off
with the girls
in the middle of lunch.

920
00:43:54.632 --> 00:43:57.069
-Sorry, Mom.
-Uh, don't tell me.

921
00:43:57.243 --> 00:43:59.506
-I already know.
-You do?

922
00:43:59.680 --> 00:44:01.726
Look, I was young once too.

923
00:44:02.378 --> 00:44:05.730
-Just remember,
foreplay is important.
-Oh, God, Mom.

924
00:44:05.904 --> 00:44:08.123
Now, your father likes
to take a blow dryer

925
00:44:08.297 --> 00:44:09.603
and a frozen bag of peas.

926
00:44:09.777 --> 00:44:11.736
-Mom.
-Okay. Okay, okay.

927
00:44:12.301 --> 00:44:15.827
-Oh. When do you think
the girls will drop Maggie off?
-What?

928
00:44:16.392 --> 00:44:18.699
Well, they just stepped out
with Maggie for some girl time

929
00:44:18.873 --> 00:44:20.658
before your
mini golf date later.

930
00:44:22.094 --> 00:44:24.270
Don't let go of those two.
They're keepers.

931
00:44:24.444 --> 00:44:26.489
[tense music]

932
00:44:28.491 --> 00:44:29.405
Ben.

933
00:44:32.539 --> 00:44:33.583
Ben.

934
00:44:34.149 --> 00:44:35.498
Do you not like working with me?

935
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:39.241
You want to talk
about this right now?

936
00:44:39.981 --> 00:44:43.332
Seriously, right now,
after my sister
was just abducted by a cult

937
00:44:43.506 --> 00:44:45.857
that's probably going
to kill her and our best friend?

938
00:44:46.031 --> 00:44:48.120
But all you're concerned about
is whether or not

939
00:44:48.294 --> 00:44:51.079
I want to keep working
at our dead-end jobs
for the rest of our lives?

940
00:44:51.253 --> 00:44:53.081
God forbid
I want something more for us.

941
00:44:53.255 --> 00:44:55.431
-Maybe I don't want more.
-Well, good for you, Dylan.

942
00:44:55.605 --> 00:44:58.173
Be king of the fucking
Mini Golf Hut for all I care.

943
00:45:02.221 --> 00:45:03.352
Sorry, dude.

944
00:45:04.353 --> 00:45:05.615
No, you're right. [scoffs]

945
00:45:06.834 --> 00:45:07.705
I'm sorry.

946
00:45:10.229 --> 00:45:13.275
-So, what's our next move?
-We know where they live.

947
00:45:13.449 --> 00:45:15.538
Yeah, but if Gothic Slayers
has taught us anything,

948
00:45:15.713 --> 00:45:17.758
it's that you can't enter
the lair until you're ready.

949
00:45:18.324 --> 00:45:19.629
It's time to get ready, then.

950
00:45:22.720 --> 00:45:24.765
[rock music]

951
00:45:24.939 --> 00:45:25.853
[ding]

952
00:45:33.643 --> 00:45:34.819
[eagle screeches]

953
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:50.399
♪ Words don't mean
a thing to me... ♪

954
00:45:52.837 --> 00:45:53.794
Let's roll out.

955
00:45:59.757 --> 00:46:02.063
[mystical music]

956
00:46:02.237 --> 00:46:04.109
[panting]

957
00:46:09.723 --> 00:46:11.899
-[panting]
-Psst.

958
00:46:15.598 --> 00:46:16.599
What are you doing?

959
00:46:17.339 --> 00:46:18.863
Open the door.

960
00:46:19.037 --> 00:46:21.648
I've got your six.

961
00:46:22.649 --> 00:46:23.998
I got the six part.

962
00:46:31.266 --> 00:46:32.137
[door slams]

963
00:46:32.311 --> 00:46:34.617
[slow instrumental music]

964
00:46:34.792 --> 00:46:36.794
[Dylan panting]

965
00:46:38.708 --> 00:46:40.319
[clattering]

966
00:46:43.104 --> 00:46:45.715
-[Dylan] This is not
what I pictured.
-[Ben] It's weird, right?

967
00:46:45.890 --> 00:46:47.717
[Dylan]
Shouldn't there be,
like, bones and coffins

968
00:46:47.892 --> 00:46:50.372
-all over the place?
-They're not vampires.

969
00:46:51.983 --> 00:46:52.940
Yet.

970
00:46:54.986 --> 00:46:56.509
-[clock cuckooing]
-Vampire!

971
00:46:56.683 --> 00:46:58.728
[guns rattling]

972
00:47:04.778 --> 00:47:06.040
[Ben clears throat]

973
00:47:06.867 --> 00:47:08.956
[eerie music]

974
00:47:11.437 --> 00:47:13.047
[clattering]

975
00:47:15.745 --> 00:47:17.660
There's nothing here, man.

976
00:47:17.835 --> 00:47:20.011
It's like no one's lived here
in 100 years.

977
00:47:25.581 --> 00:47:27.322
Are you serious, man?

978
00:47:27.496 --> 00:47:29.281
I told you to bring snacks.

979
00:47:29.455 --> 00:47:31.457
[eerie music]

980
00:47:33.546 --> 00:47:34.764
Well, after you.

981
00:47:35.461 --> 00:47:36.679
[Ben sighs]

982
00:47:42.033 --> 00:47:43.991
-I'm going as fast as I can.
-Keep going.

983
00:47:44.600 --> 00:47:46.820
-[Ben] This is tight.
-Yes, I know. [grunts]

984
00:47:47.386 --> 00:47:50.432
Would you hurry up? I get gassy
when I'm claustrophobic.

985
00:47:50.606 --> 00:47:52.173
[Ben grunting]

986
00:48:01.095 --> 00:48:02.531
[Dylan]
Whoa.

987
00:48:04.446 --> 00:48:06.753
-Maggie? Dougie?
-Shh! Don't go screaming.

988
00:48:06.927 --> 00:48:08.363
We're in the freakin' belly
of the beast here.

989
00:48:08.537 --> 00:48:09.799
Sorry. You're right.

990
00:48:11.192 --> 00:48:11.932
Dude.

991
00:48:12.106 --> 00:48:14.456
[dramatic music]

992
00:48:23.248 --> 00:48:24.858
No way.

993
00:48:25.032 --> 00:48:26.991
So, this ball contains
the spirit of a demon

994
00:48:27.165 --> 00:48:28.688
that's thousands of years old.

995
00:48:28.862 --> 00:48:30.429
-Something like that.
-[chuckles]

996
00:48:31.343 --> 00:48:33.345
-Ass-basket!
-Dude.

997
00:48:34.041 --> 00:48:36.130
Come on, man,
how many chances do you get

998
00:48:36.304 --> 00:48:39.090
to tell an inter-dimensional
being to fuck off? [chuckles]

999
00:48:39.829 --> 00:48:41.222
[humming]

1000
00:48:44.399 --> 00:48:47.489
You bitch-ass little bitch.

1001
00:48:48.447 --> 00:48:50.492
Okay, not super creative,
but sure. [chuckles]

1002
00:48:52.233 --> 00:48:53.931
Girls! [echoes]

1003
00:48:55.062 --> 00:48:56.107
Hide!

1004
00:48:56.803 --> 00:48:57.804
Where?

1005
00:48:58.805 --> 00:49:01.373
[Veronica gasps]
Girls?

1006
00:49:01.547 --> 00:49:04.332
What have I told you
about keeping the fridge open?

1007
00:49:04.854 --> 00:49:07.118
You know your father
is looking for you.

1008
00:49:07.292 --> 00:49:09.207
He's preparing the vessel
for tonight.

1009
00:49:12.688 --> 00:49:13.994
Wait a minute.

1010
00:49:16.475 --> 00:49:18.825
Have those idiot boys
been taken care of?

1011
00:49:21.610 --> 00:49:22.872
Excellent.

1012
00:49:27.834 --> 00:49:31.055
Now we must prepare for
the coming of the bright Lord.

1013
00:49:32.317 --> 00:49:36.103
And I mustn't look
anything less than presentable.

1014
00:49:37.757 --> 00:49:40.629
Girls, why don't you help me
get re...

1015
00:49:40.803 --> 00:49:43.023
[suspenseful music]

1016
00:49:56.080 --> 00:49:57.951
[screams]

1017
00:50:00.301 --> 00:50:02.912
-[laughs] Holy shit, dude!
-[orb reverberating]

1018
00:50:03.087 --> 00:50:05.524
We just stole a demon!
Oh, my God!

1019
00:50:05.698 --> 00:50:07.091
-[laughs]
-Don't mess with that thing.

1020
00:50:07.265 --> 00:50:09.919
-Whoa, I can hear it whispering.
-For real?

1021
00:50:10.616 --> 00:50:12.922
-Worship me.
I am from hell. [coughs]
-Dude.

1022
00:50:13.097 --> 00:50:15.490
-Fuck, dude,
I almost swallowed it.
-[sighs] Can you help me

1023
00:50:15.664 --> 00:50:18.537
-focus on figuring out
where Maggie and Dougie are?
-Dude, Maggie's fine.

1024
00:50:18.711 --> 00:50:21.061
They only took her
to lure us out. It's not
like they're gonna kill her.

1025
00:50:21.670 --> 00:50:23.020
-They're not gonna kill her.
-Why would you say that?
Well, now it's stuck

1026
00:50:23.194 --> 00:50:24.847
-in my head. Fuck.
-I'm just saying

1027
00:50:25.022 --> 00:50:26.806
the one in real danger
right now is Dougie.

1028
00:50:26.980 --> 00:50:28.721
She said they were taking him
to be prepared.

1029
00:50:28.895 --> 00:50:30.462
Well, that could be anywhere.

1030
00:50:31.071 --> 00:50:33.987
Did that insignia
on her necklace
look familiar to you?

1031
00:50:34.161 --> 00:50:36.990
-I mean, it kind of
just looked like graffiti.
-Oh, yeah. That's it.

1032
00:50:37.164 --> 00:50:39.340
Yeah, it's just graffiti
that I've seen.
Oh, great, Dylan.

1033
00:50:39.514 --> 00:50:41.647
Well, I don't know.
Look, can we just celebrate
for, like, two seconds

1034
00:50:41.821 --> 00:50:43.823
that we stole the orb?
I mean, think about it.

1035
00:50:43.997 --> 00:50:45.955
If we have this,
we have the upper hand.

1036
00:50:46.130 --> 00:50:48.132
-We are in control. [groans]
-[brakes screech]

1037
00:50:48.306 --> 00:50:49.698
[coughs] Dude.

1038
00:50:50.917 --> 00:50:53.224
[slow rock music]

1039
00:50:56.053 --> 00:50:57.315
I'm a genius.

1040
00:50:59.099 --> 00:51:00.970
-[both grunt]
-Damn it.

1041
00:51:01.145 --> 00:51:03.364
-Must've missed the right hours.
-What? They're always open.

1042
00:51:03.538 --> 00:51:06.367
No, it's a 6-10. They're open
six hours a week, ten times.

1043
00:51:07.281 --> 00:51:08.630
That can't possibly be right.

1044
00:51:09.849 --> 00:51:11.807
[groans]
We've gotta find a way in there.

1045
00:51:13.287 --> 00:51:14.375
[Ben grunts]

1046
00:51:16.377 --> 00:51:19.076
-Oh. Okay. No.
-Okay. That's good. Yep.

1047
00:51:19.902 --> 00:51:21.295
-Your butt.
-[grunts]

1048
00:51:22.166 --> 00:51:24.994
-Use the head meat.
-Stop saying "head meat."

1049
00:51:25.169 --> 00:51:27.780
Use the skull to lift me!
Use the...

1050
00:51:27.954 --> 00:51:30.043
-[Dylan grunts]
-Are you okay?

1051
00:51:30.217 --> 00:51:32.089
Yeah. Totally stuck the landing.

1052
00:51:32.263 --> 00:51:33.742
[Ben]
Uh, do you see a way in?

1053
00:51:35.135 --> 00:51:37.006
[video game music, sounds]

1054
00:51:37.181 --> 00:51:39.313
Found it. I got it from here.

1055
00:51:40.227 --> 00:51:42.882
Ooh, loose change.
Don't mind if I do.

1056
00:51:43.622 --> 00:51:45.189
Man, I really need
to work out more.

1057
00:51:45.885 --> 00:51:46.973
Action jump.

1058
00:51:47.147 --> 00:51:48.757
Action slide.

1059
00:51:50.194 --> 00:51:51.151
Action kick.

1060
00:51:51.325 --> 00:51:52.631
Oh, fuck!

1061
00:51:52.805 --> 00:51:54.676
[Ben]
Quit screwing around and hurry.

1062
00:51:54.850 --> 00:51:56.243
Action hurry.

1063
00:51:57.244 --> 00:51:58.332
Well, that was easy.

1064
00:51:59.116 --> 00:52:01.118
You've got to be kidding me.

1065
00:52:01.292 --> 00:52:02.771
[crow]
Fuck you!

1066
00:52:02.945 --> 00:52:05.339
God, these freakin' crows.
I said I was sorry.

1067
00:52:05.513 --> 00:52:07.167
[crow]
Bitch boy. Bitch boy.

1068
00:52:07.341 --> 00:52:09.387
Who's teaching you
this language?

1069
00:52:09.909 --> 00:52:11.389
All right,
I don't have time for this.

1070
00:52:12.912 --> 00:52:14.522
Shit!

1071
00:52:14.696 --> 00:52:16.350
-Literally.
-[thuds]

1072
00:52:16.524 --> 00:52:17.786
[crashing]

1073
00:52:18.874 --> 00:52:21.225
[groans, coughs]

1074
00:52:23.488 --> 00:52:24.793
[groans]

1075
00:52:27.492 --> 00:52:28.710
[grunts]

1076
00:52:31.496 --> 00:52:32.671
[muffled grunt]

1077
00:52:35.848 --> 00:52:36.979
You know
you're paying for that, right?

1078
00:52:37.154 --> 00:52:38.764
-You're welcome.
-Where'd they go?

1079
00:52:38.938 --> 00:52:40.679
The backroom.
I don't know, man,

1080
00:52:40.853 --> 00:52:42.637
they rushed in, and I tried
to stop them, they tied me up.

1081
00:52:42.811 --> 00:52:45.074
-What's back there?
-I don't know, man.
I just work here.

1082
00:52:46.250 --> 00:52:48.948
-You look like an idiot.
-Oh, thanks. Yeah. Yeah.

1083
00:52:49.122 --> 00:52:50.167
-Let's go.
-Yeah.

1084
00:52:50.863 --> 00:52:52.256
Yo. Hey, yo.

1085
00:52:52.430 --> 00:52:54.127
So, y'all, y'all
just gonna leave...

1086
00:52:54.301 --> 00:52:55.781
What a-- I swear to God.

1087
00:52:56.782 --> 00:52:58.653
[door creaks]

1088
00:52:59.567 --> 00:53:00.829
Oh, my God.

1089
00:53:04.485 --> 00:53:06.270
-Oh, dude.
-Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

1090
00:53:06.444 --> 00:53:08.924
[slow suspenseful music]

1091
00:53:27.639 --> 00:53:29.902
[dramatic music]

1092
00:53:39.085 --> 00:53:40.173
[dramatic sting]

1093
00:53:40.347 --> 00:53:41.348
[Ben]
Dougie.

1094
00:53:42.958 --> 00:53:45.309
He's breathing. Come on.
He's still breathing. Come on.

1095
00:53:46.310 --> 00:53:48.529
[intense music]

1096
00:53:50.096 --> 00:53:51.619
[Ben]
Why'd you turn
your flashlight off?

1097
00:53:51.793 --> 00:53:53.447
[Dylan]
Why'd you turn
my flashlight off?

1098
00:53:53.621 --> 00:53:55.362
[Ben]
How would I have
turned your flashlight off?

1099
00:53:55.884 --> 00:53:57.016
[clattering]

1100
00:53:58.887 --> 00:54:01.760
[Eugene]
You are not the first
to resist my master.

1101
00:54:02.413 --> 00:54:04.763
We've encountered
many adversaries in my time,

1102
00:54:04.937 --> 00:54:08.157
and I have to admit
that you are
the least threatening

1103
00:54:08.332 --> 00:54:10.769
-that I've ever come across.
-Rude.

1104
00:54:10.943 --> 00:54:14.207
I implore you boys
to reconsider your position.

1105
00:54:15.034 --> 00:54:17.819
My order has existed
for millennia.

1106
00:54:17.993 --> 00:54:23.564
And you, you are merely
putt-putt employees.

1107
00:54:23.738 --> 00:54:25.044
It's mini golf, asshole.

1108
00:54:25.218 --> 00:54:26.741
[Eugene]
Destiny has decided

1109
00:54:27.307 --> 00:54:30.702
you will not win this fight.

1110
00:54:30.876 --> 00:54:32.530
I'm not trying
to ruin anyone's destiny.

1111
00:54:32.704 --> 00:54:34.227
We just want our friend back.

1112
00:54:34.401 --> 00:54:36.490
-Your friend is our destiny.
-[Ben breathing heavily]

1113
00:54:36.664 --> 00:54:38.840
[gasps, screams] Oh, my God!
Kick him! Kick him!

1114
00:54:39.014 --> 00:54:40.755
-[Ben] I got him! I got him!
-Kick him where it hurts!

1115
00:54:40.929 --> 00:54:43.454
[choking] It's me. It's me.

1116
00:54:44.019 --> 00:54:48.502
Power is reserved
for his most faithful servant.

1117
00:54:49.068 --> 00:54:51.418
You will not stop us.

1118
00:54:51.592 --> 00:54:52.811
[dramatic sting]

1119
00:54:52.985 --> 00:54:54.465
[Ben groans]

1120
00:54:57.468 --> 00:54:59.861
-Get up. Get up.
Let's go. Let's go.
-Come on. Come on. Come on.

1121
00:55:01.515 --> 00:55:03.300
Hey. Hey, so, y'all--

1122
00:55:03.474 --> 00:55:06.346
Hey, in some way,
this right here is racist.

1123
00:55:06.520 --> 00:55:08.957
-I'm telling you, I know it.
-[Ben sighs]

1124
00:55:09.131 --> 00:55:10.655
-Did you see where he went?
-No, I don't know.

1125
00:55:11.177 --> 00:55:12.744
Wait. Is that him?

1126
00:55:15.268 --> 00:55:17.226
-He's in good shape.
-Yeah.

1127
00:55:18.967 --> 00:55:20.317
[tires screech]

1128
00:55:21.883 --> 00:55:23.668
-Ben, help!
-Hush.

1129
00:55:24.582 --> 00:55:25.800
-We have to go after her.
-But what about--

1130
00:55:25.974 --> 00:55:27.280
Dylan, please!

1131
00:55:27.454 --> 00:55:28.368
Shit.

1132
00:55:28.542 --> 00:55:29.717
I, I know a shortcut.

1133
00:55:31.458 --> 00:55:34.679
-They don't know when to quit.
-They've seen too much,
and who knows who they've told.

1134
00:55:34.853 --> 00:55:37.595
Father will have to enact
the ritual of purification

1135
00:55:37.769 --> 00:55:40.032
-and cleanse the entire town.
-Destroy the whole town?

1136
00:55:40.206 --> 00:55:42.121
I say we start with the kid!

1137
00:55:42.295 --> 00:55:43.601
[laughs] Oh.

1138
00:55:43.775 --> 00:55:45.080
[grunts]

1139
00:55:46.560 --> 00:55:47.648
[brakes squeal]

1140
00:55:48.649 --> 00:55:51.957
Ram them, sister!
End it! [laughs]

1141
00:55:52.436 --> 00:55:53.350
They're going to stop, right?

1142
00:55:54.612 --> 00:55:55.526
[Rebecca laughing]

1143
00:55:59.356 --> 00:56:01.575
[Rebecca]
Say goodbye
to your brother, child.

1144
00:56:01.749 --> 00:56:03.882
-[tires screeching]
-[crashing]

1145
00:56:04.056 --> 00:56:06.101
-[horn blaring]
-[electricity crackling]

1146
00:56:08.974 --> 00:56:10.279
[Rebecca groaning]

1147
00:56:17.330 --> 00:56:18.505
-[muffled] Hello?
-[Ben] Oh, uh...

1148
00:56:20.986 --> 00:56:23.292
You will rue the day.

1149
00:56:23.467 --> 00:56:24.946
[screams]

1150
00:56:29.255 --> 00:56:31.300
-[Ben grunts]
-Your girlfriends suck!

1151
00:56:31.475 --> 00:56:33.433
-We got to get somewhere safe.
-Oh, but shit,
they know where we live.

1152
00:56:33.607 --> 00:56:34.826
Don't worry,
I know just the place.

1153
00:56:36.349 --> 00:56:37.568
[electricity crackling]

1154
00:56:38.133 --> 00:56:39.396
[knocking on door]

1155
00:56:39.570 --> 00:56:41.572
[crickets chirping]

1156
00:56:42.573 --> 00:56:43.965
Jesus Christ.

1157
00:56:44.139 --> 00:56:45.053
You're kidding, right?

1158
00:56:48.448 --> 00:56:49.580
Nice place.

1159
00:56:49.754 --> 00:56:51.233
It's just how I pictured it.

1160
00:56:51.973 --> 00:56:52.800
Thanks.

1161
00:56:55.455 --> 00:56:56.935
Would you mind
grabbing us some waters?

1162
00:56:57.109 --> 00:56:58.240
[sighs]

1163
00:56:58.415 --> 00:56:59.633
Sure.

1164
00:56:59.807 --> 00:57:01.243
Who was at the door, cutie?

1165
00:57:02.201 --> 00:57:04.464
[laughs] Hey, guys.

1166
00:57:05.770 --> 00:57:08.381
-[Jenny] Um, could you grab us
some waters?
-[Cody] No problemo.

1167
00:57:08.555 --> 00:57:10.383
Ooh, how about some chips?

1168
00:57:10.557 --> 00:57:13.778
D-man, hey, you a salt and vinny
kind of guy?

1169
00:57:14.474 --> 00:57:16.824
-Yes.
-Huh? What's that? I didn't...

1170
00:57:17.521 --> 00:57:19.697
Yes. Thank you.

1171
00:57:20.524 --> 00:57:22.830
[laughs] I can't get enough
of this little goober.

1172
00:57:23.352 --> 00:57:24.876
God, this fucking guy.

1173
00:57:25.442 --> 00:57:26.486
Are you guys okay?

1174
00:57:27.139 --> 00:57:28.401
You, um...

1175
00:57:29.184 --> 00:57:31.360
-You kinda look like shit,
and you smell.
-[Dylan chuckles]

1176
00:57:31.535 --> 00:57:34.059
I know. It's been
a crazy two days.

1177
00:57:34.233 --> 00:57:36.627
-We've been battling--
-[stammers] Babysitting.

1178
00:57:37.149 --> 00:57:38.237
We've been babysitting.

1179
00:57:38.411 --> 00:57:40.326
[chuckles] She's a wild one.

1180
00:57:40.500 --> 00:57:43.372
-What? No, no.
Our friend was kidna--
-kidney stoned.

1181
00:57:43.547 --> 00:57:44.852
Our friend has kidney stones.

1182
00:57:47.028 --> 00:57:48.247
It's really bad.

1183
00:57:48.769 --> 00:57:51.380
-He may not make it. [sighs]
-[Maggie sighs, sobs]

1184
00:57:51.903 --> 00:57:55.036
Well, sorry to hear that.

1185
00:57:55.210 --> 00:57:58.779
Um, I'm just going
to check on the waters.

1186
00:58:03.175 --> 00:58:05.482
-We can trust her.
-We barely know her.

1187
00:58:06.134 --> 00:58:08.833
[chuckling] Oh, wow.
I don't even know
how to respond to that.

1188
00:58:09.007 --> 00:58:10.791
Look, the less that people know,
the better.

1189
00:58:10.965 --> 00:58:13.185
Yeah, until they
slaughter the town.

1190
00:58:13.359 --> 00:58:15.100
They're not gonna
slaughter the town.

1191
00:58:15.274 --> 00:58:16.754
That's what they said
in the car.

1192
00:58:16.928 --> 00:58:18.538
They said you two knew too much,

1193
00:58:18.712 --> 00:58:21.410
and "Father will want
the town purified."

1194
00:58:24.544 --> 00:58:25.414
Everything's fine.

1195
00:58:26.546 --> 00:58:27.678
Cool.

1196
00:58:27.852 --> 00:58:29.114
Glad to hear it.

1197
00:58:31.595 --> 00:58:32.465
Ben.

1198
00:58:33.466 --> 00:58:34.423
Are you okay?

1199
00:58:35.512 --> 00:58:37.862
-Um, where's your bathroom?
-Down the hall.

1200
00:58:46.087 --> 00:58:47.045
[Dylan gulps]

1201
00:58:47.219 --> 00:58:49.264
Mm. It's good water.

1202
00:58:49.438 --> 00:58:51.223
-Uh, filtered?
-Nope.

1203
00:58:51.397 --> 00:58:52.441
[Dylan]
Hm.

1204
00:58:54.182 --> 00:58:55.836
[Ben panting]

1205
00:58:56.010 --> 00:58:58.578
He's gonna kill the whole town.
The whole town, murdered.

1206
00:58:58.752 --> 00:59:00.754
[panting] Get it together, Ben.

1207
00:59:04.192 --> 00:59:05.933
It's gonna be all right. Right?

1208
00:59:06.107 --> 00:59:08.153
[suspenseful music]

1209
00:59:11.896 --> 00:59:13.593
[exhales]

1210
00:59:15.813 --> 00:59:17.554
[panting]

1211
00:59:25.866 --> 00:59:28.129
So, they were the flim-flams,
now they're the lemon treasures,

1212
00:59:28.303 --> 00:59:29.827
but that's
the same cookie, right?

1213
00:59:30.436 --> 00:59:33.004
-Essentially, yeah.
-Does the chocolate whip
come up a little higher?

1214
00:59:33.178 --> 00:59:35.049
-We've gotta go.
-[Cody] What?

1215
00:59:35.223 --> 00:59:37.399
You sit your butt
right down, Ben.
I ordered a pizza for us all.

1216
00:59:37.574 --> 00:59:39.576
Oh, uh, I'm lactose intolerant.

1217
00:59:39.750 --> 00:59:42.274
-You're not lactose intolerant--
-[whispering] She's one of them.

1218
00:59:48.323 --> 00:59:50.804
All righty. Well, we should
really get going.

1219
00:59:50.978 --> 00:59:52.589
What? No way, man.

1220
00:59:53.198 --> 00:59:55.809
I mean, I never thought
I'd say this,
but I think Dylan's right.

1221
00:59:55.983 --> 00:59:57.768
-You guys should
really stay here.
-Let go of him.

1222
00:59:57.942 --> 00:59:59.857
-Dude.
-What's your problem?

1223
01:00:00.031 --> 01:00:01.859
-It's not safe here.
-[Dylan] Relax, man.

1224
01:00:02.033 --> 01:00:03.425
You don't need to whisper.
I told her everything.

1225
01:00:03.600 --> 01:00:05.427
-You told her?
-Yeah.

1226
01:00:05.602 --> 01:00:07.647
[Cody]
Really wish
you hadn't done that.

1227
01:00:07.821 --> 01:00:09.649
-[Ben] Oh, what the fuck?
-Crossbow.

1228
01:00:09.823 --> 01:00:12.478
-[Jenny] What are you doing?
-Over with them.

1229
01:00:12.652 --> 01:00:14.785
The cornfield. That was you.

1230
01:00:14.959 --> 01:00:16.264
[laughs]

1231
01:00:17.004 --> 01:00:18.266
[Cody]
Yes.

1232
01:00:19.224 --> 01:00:21.226
You can't imagine Father's joy
when he learned

1233
01:00:21.400 --> 01:00:23.707
that I had finally silenced
that coward.

1234
01:00:24.316 --> 01:00:27.362
You know,
I guess I owe you a thanks
for leading me right to him.

1235
01:00:28.276 --> 01:00:29.190
Move.

1236
01:00:29.843 --> 01:00:31.671
You really don't
have to kill us.

1237
01:00:31.845 --> 01:00:33.499
Me? No, no, no.

1238
01:00:33.673 --> 01:00:37.155
See, when my Lord rises tonight,
he will want to personally

1239
01:00:37.329 --> 01:00:41.159
dispose of the fools
who tried to ruin everything.

1240
01:00:41.333 --> 01:00:43.727
Dude, you suck so much.

1241
01:00:46.512 --> 01:00:47.556
I suck?

1242
01:00:49.733 --> 01:00:52.126
You know, she makes fun of you
when you're not around.

1243
01:00:52.300 --> 01:00:53.345
Cody, stop.

1244
01:00:54.389 --> 01:00:57.392
Maybe I should
just... end them now.

1245
01:00:59.438 --> 01:01:02.702
[screaming]
Salt and vinny in my eyes!

1246
01:01:05.618 --> 01:01:07.054
[groans, thuds]

1247
01:01:07.228 --> 01:01:08.621
[screams]

1248
01:01:08.795 --> 01:01:11.319
Oh, my God! [groaning]

1249
01:01:16.020 --> 01:01:17.543
-Come on, guys, go!
-[Ben] Come on, come on.

1250
01:01:17.717 --> 01:01:19.023
[Dylan]
He shot my butt.

1251
01:01:19.197 --> 01:01:21.242
[grunting]

1252
01:01:22.069 --> 01:01:24.768
He shot my butt.
[grunts] He shot my butt!

1253
01:01:24.942 --> 01:01:27.205
[Maggie]
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up,
hurry up, hurry up. Hurry up.

1254
01:01:27.379 --> 01:01:28.554
-[Jenny] You got him?
-[Ben] Yup.

1255
01:01:30.295 --> 01:01:32.601
-[Dylan groaning]
-[Ben grunts]

1256
01:01:33.167 --> 01:01:36.214
-Holy shit dude,
you were really shot.
-Pull it out. Pull it out.

1257
01:01:36.388 --> 01:01:38.390
Our Ladybug leader said
if you get impaled
by a foreign object

1258
01:01:38.564 --> 01:01:40.218
-and you remove it,
you can bleed out in minutes.
-Leave it in!

1259
01:01:40.392 --> 01:01:42.002
-Leave it in!
-[Jenny] Shut up, he's coming.

1260
01:01:43.264 --> 01:01:46.224
Oh, you got a lot of nerve,
D-man! [laughs]

1261
01:01:46.398 --> 01:01:48.530
With my own salt and vinny too!

1262
01:01:49.053 --> 01:01:49.967
[thuds]

1263
01:01:50.141 --> 01:01:52.230
[insects chirping]

1264
01:01:59.324 --> 01:02:00.455
What is that?

1265
01:02:01.108 --> 01:02:02.806
Dylan, do you have
your backpack?

1266
01:02:02.980 --> 01:02:04.633
Oh, fuck!

1267
01:02:04.808 --> 01:02:07.375
Hey, that's two times
I owe you now, D-man!

1268
01:02:07.549 --> 01:02:09.073
[laughs]

1269
01:02:11.423 --> 01:02:12.946
Fuck. [sighs]

1270
01:02:13.599 --> 01:02:15.340
-Uh, Dylan, can you stand up?
-Yeah, I think so.

1271
01:02:15.514 --> 01:02:17.124
Good. All right,
we gotta go after him.

1272
01:02:17.690 --> 01:02:19.431
Are you out of your mind?
I need to go to the hospital.

1273
01:02:19.605 --> 01:02:21.868
You're fine. Come on.
We can't let them win.

1274
01:02:22.042 --> 01:02:24.305
Win? This isn't a game, Ben.

1275
01:02:24.479 --> 01:02:25.916
You're the one who said
it was like Gothic Slayers.

1276
01:02:26.090 --> 01:02:27.395
Yeah, not anymore. We're doomed.

1277
01:02:27.569 --> 01:02:28.483
We wouldn't be
if you hadn't dropped

1278
01:02:28.657 --> 01:02:29.963
the freakin' orb out there.

1279
01:02:31.922 --> 01:02:34.185
-Oh, you're just gonna give up?
-Yeah. I'm gonna take
a page out of your stupid book

1280
01:02:34.359 --> 01:02:36.578
-and I'm gonna give up.
-What does that even mean?

1281
01:02:36.753 --> 01:02:39.364
You, your new law career.
You're gonna give up
on the Mini Golf Hut and on me.

1282
01:02:39.538 --> 01:02:41.975
Okay, first of all,
it was just one interview,

1283
01:02:42.149 --> 01:02:44.630
and, uh, look, they don't
even want to give me
that manager position.

1284
01:02:44.804 --> 01:02:46.153
Shut up!

1285
01:02:47.328 --> 01:02:48.634
You know, I've been thinking
about that.

1286
01:02:48.808 --> 01:02:51.071
There is no way, no freakin' way

1287
01:02:51.245 --> 01:02:53.160
they wouldn't give you that job
because you try harder

1288
01:02:53.334 --> 01:02:56.076
and give more shits
about that place
than anyone else.

1289
01:02:56.642 --> 01:02:59.123
So, if you would've applied,
they would have given it to you.

1290
01:03:00.124 --> 01:03:02.343
But you didn't, did you?
You didn't even apply.

1291
01:03:03.823 --> 01:03:04.781
Why?

1292
01:03:06.391 --> 01:03:08.654
'Cause I knew
if I took that job,
I'd never leave.

1293
01:03:08.828 --> 01:03:10.699
-I'd be there
for the rest of my life.
-You'd be there

1294
01:03:10.874 --> 01:03:13.224
-with your friends.
People who care about you.
-Doing what?

1295
01:03:13.398 --> 01:03:14.921
Doing the same thing
over and over.

1296
01:03:15.095 --> 01:03:17.184
Uh, playing video games,
eating ice cream.

1297
01:03:17.358 --> 01:03:20.057
-Playing putt-putt,
like a freaking loser.
-It's mini golf.

1298
01:03:22.407 --> 01:03:23.669
[sighs]

1299
01:03:23.843 --> 01:03:25.062
I'm out.

1300
01:03:25.976 --> 01:03:28.239
-Where are you going?
-Home. Nana hasn't seen me
in two days.

1301
01:03:28.413 --> 01:03:29.240
Dylan...

1302
01:03:30.241 --> 01:03:31.938
[sighs] Don't look at my butt.

1303
01:03:38.902 --> 01:03:40.817
[dramatic music]

1304
01:03:45.691 --> 01:03:47.040
[Eugene]
I have to say,

1305
01:03:47.824 --> 01:03:51.088
your incompetence
is very impressive.

1306
01:03:52.132 --> 01:03:53.830
You weren't able
to capture them either.

1307
01:03:59.009 --> 01:04:01.881
I was securing the vessel.

1308
01:04:02.708 --> 01:04:04.579
All you had to do
was kill two boys.

1309
01:04:04.753 --> 01:04:06.843
Had I known that they had
possession of the orb,

1310
01:04:07.017 --> 01:04:09.454
-I would have killed them
on the spot.
-So, why didn't you?

1311
01:04:09.628 --> 01:04:12.196
-Watch your tongue, child.
-Silence.

1312
01:04:21.727 --> 01:04:23.685
They just waltzed...

1313
01:04:24.773 --> 01:04:27.472
...into our sanctuary

1314
01:04:28.473 --> 01:04:32.216
and took our master

1315
01:04:32.390 --> 01:04:35.045
right underneath your nose!

1316
01:04:37.699 --> 01:04:41.616
Bested by two suburbanite
minimum wage dipshits!

1317
01:04:41.790 --> 01:04:43.705
They're not as dumb
as you think they are.

1318
01:04:44.881 --> 01:04:46.099
Where have you been?

1319
01:04:49.233 --> 01:04:50.712
[orb reverberating]

1320
01:04:51.452 --> 01:04:52.671
[chuckles]

1321
01:04:54.368 --> 01:04:57.328
You will always be
my greatest disappointment.

1322
01:04:58.329 --> 01:05:01.201
-Oh, my boy.
-[Cody chuckling]

1323
01:05:01.375 --> 01:05:02.811
[Eugene]
You've done it.

1324
01:05:02.986 --> 01:05:05.031
-[Cody] Are you proud of me?
-I am so proud.

1325
01:05:05.205 --> 01:05:06.380
-[Cody chuckling]
-Good work.

1326
01:05:06.554 --> 01:05:08.817
[tense music]

1327
01:05:10.341 --> 01:05:13.300
[Dylan groans, exhales]

1328
01:05:13.474 --> 01:05:15.955
[grunts] Oh, my God.

1329
01:05:16.869 --> 01:05:18.218
That's going to leave a mark.

1330
01:05:18.392 --> 01:05:20.133
That is definitely
going to leave a mark.

1331
01:05:20.873 --> 01:05:22.266
[groans]

1332
01:05:22.440 --> 01:05:24.442
[faint rock music]

1333
01:05:25.660 --> 01:05:27.575
-[keys jangle]
-[scoffs] Awesome.

1334
01:05:31.797 --> 01:05:34.756
Oh, no! Watch out!
The demonic alien zombies
are right in front of us!

1335
01:05:35.322 --> 01:05:36.541
Quick, go to slo-mo.

1336
01:05:36.715 --> 01:05:40.937
[in slow motion]
Watch out.

1337
01:05:43.504 --> 01:05:45.942
-Watch out.
-[gun zaps]

1338
01:05:46.116 --> 01:05:48.031
[groaning]

1339
01:05:51.643 --> 01:05:53.950
[groans] So cold.

1340
01:05:54.124 --> 01:05:56.691
I can't feel my legs.

1341
01:05:56.865 --> 01:05:58.041
By the way, I'm dead.

1342
01:05:58.215 --> 01:05:59.520
You bastards!

1343
01:05:59.694 --> 01:06:01.653
He was two days from retirement!

1344
01:06:03.437 --> 01:06:05.831
-[both laugh]
-[boy 1]
We're such good friends.

1345
01:06:06.832 --> 01:06:08.312
[boy 2]
We're going to be
best friends forever.

1346
01:06:08.486 --> 01:06:09.748
[boy 1]
You bet we are.

1347
01:06:09.922 --> 01:06:12.359
[faint rock music]

1348
01:06:20.498 --> 01:06:22.239
[insects chirping]

1349
01:06:23.980 --> 01:06:26.460
-[footsteps]
-[ominous music]

1350
01:06:27.853 --> 01:06:28.897
Shit.

1351
01:06:30.595 --> 01:06:32.553
Okay, we'll be safe here.

1352
01:06:32.727 --> 01:06:33.685
You can relax.

1353
01:06:33.859 --> 01:06:35.165
But not too relaxed.

1354
01:06:35.339 --> 01:06:37.123
-You never know.
-[door creaks]

1355
01:06:37.297 --> 01:06:38.385
[screams]

1356
01:06:39.169 --> 01:06:40.083
Oh, hey, Craig.

1357
01:06:40.997 --> 01:06:42.476
[door creaks]

1358
01:06:42.650 --> 01:06:43.695
[exhales]

1359
01:06:45.958 --> 01:06:47.003
Everyone okay?

1360
01:06:48.352 --> 01:06:49.701
-Jenny?
-I just can't believe

1361
01:06:49.875 --> 01:06:51.877
I was dating
a psychopathic cult member.

1362
01:06:52.051 --> 01:06:53.748
Let's maybe figure out
where the cult's meeting

1363
01:06:53.922 --> 01:06:55.576
and then maybe later
we can dissect

1364
01:06:55.750 --> 01:06:57.491
your relationship
with a murderer.

1365
01:06:59.624 --> 01:07:01.147
[sighs]

1366
01:07:05.238 --> 01:07:08.241
Did he ever mention
anything cult-y?

1367
01:07:08.937 --> 01:07:10.200
Not really.

1368
01:07:10.896 --> 01:07:14.769
He mainly just liked staring
deeply into each other's eyes.

1369
01:07:15.335 --> 01:07:16.162
Barf.

1370
01:07:17.033 --> 01:07:18.556
-I know.
-Great.

1371
01:07:18.730 --> 01:07:20.471
-So we have no ideas.
-[sighs]

1372
01:07:20.645 --> 01:07:22.429
You know, I've never
seen him like that before.

1373
01:07:22.951 --> 01:07:25.302
-Who, Cody?
-No, Dylan.

1374
01:07:26.085 --> 01:07:27.521
Oh, he can be a real jerk
when he wants to be.

1375
01:07:27.695 --> 01:07:30.002
-Okay, I wouldn't
call him a jerk.
-Oh, yeah?

1376
01:07:30.176 --> 01:07:31.612
Then what did you
call him to Cody?

1377
01:07:31.786 --> 01:07:33.397
Called him immature.

1378
01:07:33.571 --> 01:07:35.834
Called him obsessive. Nerdy.

1379
01:07:36.008 --> 01:07:37.183
That sounds right.

1380
01:07:37.357 --> 01:07:39.881
Okay, but he's also kind.

1381
01:07:40.056 --> 01:07:44.582
And, don't tell him, but, like,
funny in his own weird way.

1382
01:07:44.756 --> 01:07:46.192
And he's loyal to his friends.

1383
01:07:46.366 --> 01:07:47.715
[scoffs] Not really.

1384
01:07:48.412 --> 01:07:49.848
Okay, look, Ben.

1385
01:07:50.631 --> 01:07:53.591
I have never had a friend
care enough about me

1386
01:07:53.765 --> 01:07:56.028
to call me out on my shit
like he did for you.

1387
01:07:57.682 --> 01:08:00.250
-Ben's getting red.
-Oh, shit. Red.

1388
01:08:00.424 --> 01:08:02.513
Um, Cody mentioned
something about wanting

1389
01:08:02.687 --> 01:08:06.082
to take me somewhere once.
He called it, um, the red...

1390
01:08:06.778 --> 01:08:09.868
-Oh, it was, it was the red
something. The red something.
-Oh, this is great.

1391
01:08:10.042 --> 01:08:11.826
-Red something. Okay.
This is a great start.
-Yes. Um...

1392
01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:13.698
-Red--
-Something red.

1393
01:08:13.872 --> 01:08:15.265
-Anyone?
There's no wrong answers here.
-Mm.

1394
01:08:15.439 --> 01:08:17.136
-Fire truck!
-Fi--

1395
01:08:17.310 --> 01:08:19.617
-fi-- fire truck?
-You said there was
no wrong answers.

1396
01:08:19.791 --> 01:08:22.010
-Well, congrats.
You found the only one.
-Red onion!

1397
01:08:22.924 --> 01:08:24.448
-Two.
-Red Grove.

1398
01:08:25.188 --> 01:08:27.886
-[whimpers]
-I'm not trying to fight you.

1399
01:08:28.060 --> 01:08:30.106
-Who the hell are you?
-Ben's girlfriend.

1400
01:08:30.280 --> 01:08:31.716
-She's not my girlfriend.
-I'm not his girlfriend.

1401
01:08:33.848 --> 01:08:35.807
-What are you doing here?
-I'm trying to help you.

1402
01:08:35.981 --> 01:08:37.722
-Your friend is in trouble.
-Yeah, no shit.

1403
01:08:37.896 --> 01:08:39.811
-Not Dougie.
-Dylan?

1404
01:08:39.985 --> 01:08:41.421
They've got him
tied up at the house.
He's being prepared

1405
01:08:41.595 --> 01:08:42.988
as an offering for Xynthelonor.

1406
01:08:43.162 --> 01:08:44.816
[lightning crashes]

1407
01:08:46.165 --> 01:08:48.515
If you wanted to help us,
you'd tell us
where the Red Grove is.

1408
01:08:49.690 --> 01:08:53.041
North side of the town,
in the woods,
behind the football field.

1409
01:08:53.216 --> 01:08:54.608
Why are you so quick to tell us?

1410
01:08:54.782 --> 01:08:56.871
Because it doesn't matter
if you know where it is.

1411
01:08:57.045 --> 01:08:59.222
-You can't win.
-[Ben] Yes, we can.

1412
01:08:59.396 --> 01:09:01.311
We're going to save Dougie,
save the town,

1413
01:09:01.485 --> 01:09:03.878
and then maybe
we'll go save that deserter.

1414
01:09:04.052 --> 01:09:05.358
There's no way
you're going to save this town.

1415
01:09:05.532 --> 01:09:06.968
The only thing you can do
is save Dylan

1416
01:09:07.143 --> 01:09:08.492
and get as far away
from here as you can.

1417
01:09:09.623 --> 01:09:12.278
Trust me, you don't want
to cross my father.

1418
01:09:13.714 --> 01:09:15.238
I've already been here
for too long, so...

1419
01:09:15.412 --> 01:09:16.891
Why don't you stay
and help us?

1420
01:09:17.065 --> 01:09:18.110
I'm in too deep.

1421
01:09:20.199 --> 01:09:21.548
Can't turn away now, so...

1422
01:09:22.332 --> 01:09:23.811
What, you can't turn away
from four people?

1423
01:09:23.985 --> 01:09:25.378
It's not four people.

1424
01:09:27.119 --> 01:09:28.164
It's an army.

1425
01:09:31.776 --> 01:09:33.169
[Jenny]
Okay, let's go.

1426
01:09:33.343 --> 01:09:34.822
You know how to get
to the house?

1427
01:09:34.996 --> 01:09:36.520
-We're not going to that house.
-She just said

1428
01:09:36.694 --> 01:09:37.738
the plan was hopeless.

1429
01:09:37.912 --> 01:09:39.175
You know how to sew, right?

1430
01:09:40.001 --> 01:09:41.177
[ding]

1431
01:09:41.351 --> 01:09:43.222
[rock music]

1432
01:09:46.269 --> 01:09:48.923
-Whoa. Not cool.
-Frickin dork.

1433
01:09:50.011 --> 01:09:52.710
We're gonna need robes
if we're gonna blend in
with an army.

1434
01:09:53.450 --> 01:09:54.625
Dylan would save you.

1435
01:10:01.675 --> 01:10:03.155
[Ben grunting]

1436
01:10:03.721 --> 01:10:05.113
[game announcer reading]

1437
01:10:05.723 --> 01:10:07.681
-[grunts]
-All right, Maggie's done
with the robes.

1438
01:10:09.205 --> 01:10:12.295
-So we should
probably get going.
-Mm-hm.

1439
01:10:12.469 --> 01:10:14.340
[Jenny]
To face almost certain death.

1440
01:10:14.514 --> 01:10:15.472
[game announcer]
Game over.

1441
01:10:15.646 --> 01:10:17.474
[grunts] Shit.

1442
01:10:18.301 --> 01:10:19.606
Thought you were good
at video games.

1443
01:10:19.780 --> 01:10:20.651
[Ben sighs]

1444
01:10:21.304 --> 01:10:22.348
I did too.

1445
01:10:31.139 --> 01:10:32.576
-[distant scream]
-[clatters]

1446
01:10:36.580 --> 01:10:37.972
[Dylan groaning]

1447
01:10:38.146 --> 01:10:40.192
Stop! Stop!

1448
01:10:40.366 --> 01:10:43.369
-Oh, you want me to stop?
-Yes. It tickles.

1449
01:10:43.543 --> 01:10:46.503
Oh, people always say
that they hate that part,
but I think they're lying.

1450
01:10:46.677 --> 01:10:48.026
-Are you done yet?
-Hey.

1451
01:10:48.200 --> 01:10:50.376
Did Pope Julius II
rush Michelangelo

1452
01:10:50.550 --> 01:10:52.770
with the Sistine Chapel?
Don't answer that.

1453
01:10:52.944 --> 01:10:54.598
I don't know
what you are talking about,

1454
01:10:54.772 --> 01:10:56.774
but if you paint my...

1455
01:10:56.948 --> 01:10:58.471
Shh. Hush, hush.

1456
01:10:58.645 --> 01:11:00.168
[shushing]

1457
01:11:02.954 --> 01:11:04.172
[chuckles]

1458
01:11:04.695 --> 01:11:06.784
-I look amazing.
-Thank you.

1459
01:11:06.958 --> 01:11:08.916
I was originally
a landscape artist.

1460
01:11:09.090 --> 01:11:11.179
-A little abstract for me,
but I'll take what I can get.
-Oh.

1461
01:11:11.354 --> 01:11:13.225
Ah, would you look at the time?

1462
01:11:13.399 --> 01:11:17.316
Look at that. Come, come,
it is time for you to die.

1463
01:11:17.490 --> 01:11:19.318
-[Ben] Hey.
-Ben.

1464
01:11:20.101 --> 01:11:22.321
-Let him go.
-Rapscallions.

1465
01:11:22.495 --> 01:11:25.977
-Dylan, are you okay?
-Do not speak to the offering.

1466
01:11:26.151 --> 01:11:29.197
-You're outnumbered
three to one.
-Oh, look who can count.

1467
01:11:29.372 --> 01:11:32.592
Well, I bet
you weren't counting on this.

1468
01:11:33.289 --> 01:11:37.075
I can take you three
with my eyes closed.

1469
01:11:37.249 --> 01:11:40.470
[inhales deeply]
Oh, I can smell the fear.

1470
01:11:41.949 --> 01:11:44.430
-What's your deal?
-He wanted to be
a landscape artist.

1471
01:11:44.604 --> 01:11:48.478
Quiet! I have been given
the sacred task of preparing

1472
01:11:48.652 --> 01:11:52.046
the offering's runes,
and I will not have it ruined.

1473
01:11:52.220 --> 01:11:55.049
I am the rune painter.

1474
01:11:55.223 --> 01:11:58.444
And that's just the last line
on a long resume.

1475
01:11:58.618 --> 01:12:01.708
-I've fought centaurs,
I've rode a manticore.
-[whip cracks]

1476
01:12:01.882 --> 01:12:03.667
Down, boy, I'm the captain.

1477
01:12:04.276 --> 01:12:05.973
I've crossed bridges
the trolls swore

1478
01:12:06.147 --> 01:12:08.411
they'd never let
anyone traverse.

1479
01:12:08.585 --> 01:12:11.762
I'm the reason the Cyclops
has only one eye.

1480
01:12:12.328 --> 01:12:16.027
I stole the wax wings
off of Icarus,
flew them into the sky

1481
01:12:16.201 --> 01:12:18.246
and punched the sun
in its taint.

1482
01:12:18.421 --> 01:12:20.423
So, the last thing
I'm ever gonna allow

1483
01:12:20.597 --> 01:12:22.381
-is for you three to--
-[thud]

1484
01:12:23.295 --> 01:12:26.559
-[body thuds]
-Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

1485
01:12:29.432 --> 01:12:31.085
-You okay?
-Yeah.

1486
01:12:31.651 --> 01:12:33.087
You know me, no big deal.

1487
01:12:35.873 --> 01:12:37.614
-[Jenny grunts]
-[both] Oh.

1488
01:12:38.876 --> 01:12:39.920
[Dylan laughs]

1489
01:12:40.530 --> 01:12:43.489
Um, [smacks lips] thanks.

1490
01:12:46.884 --> 01:12:49.277
-I, I gotta talk to you.
-No, I need to talk to you.

1491
01:12:49.452 --> 01:12:51.410
-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry. Dude, no.

1492
01:12:51.584 --> 01:12:53.760
I didn't mean what I said.
You're my best friend.

1493
01:12:53.934 --> 01:12:55.675
I'm always gonna want
to hang out with you.

1494
01:12:56.328 --> 01:12:57.895
I've never thought
you were a loser.

1495
01:12:58.461 --> 01:13:00.027
You were right,
we have no chance in hell

1496
01:13:00.201 --> 01:13:01.812
of beating them
and stopping Xynthelonor.

1497
01:13:01.986 --> 01:13:03.422
[lightning crashes]

1498
01:13:04.597 --> 01:13:06.207
No, dude, you were right.

1499
01:13:06.817 --> 01:13:09.428
This town, it's worth saving.

1500
01:13:09.602 --> 01:13:11.648
He's right. It's too late.

1501
01:13:11.822 --> 01:13:12.866
[all]
Shut it.

1502
01:13:14.955 --> 01:13:17.218
He doesn't have his powers yet.
That, that means
there's still time.

1503
01:13:17.393 --> 01:13:20.526
-That's right.
-I have the power
of imagination.

1504
01:13:20.700 --> 01:13:21.571
Ow.

1505
01:13:22.398 --> 01:13:23.399
Are we doing this?

1506
01:13:24.095 --> 01:13:25.052
Let's do it.

1507
01:13:28.273 --> 01:13:29.579
[video game sound, music]

1508
01:13:30.884 --> 01:13:33.365
[booing]

1509
01:13:33.539 --> 01:13:36.107
[rock music]

1510
01:13:51.688 --> 01:13:53.994
♪ Alone on the top
of the hill ♪

1511
01:13:54.865 --> 01:13:57.345
♪ In the window her face
I see... ♪

1512
01:13:58.477 --> 01:13:59.565
Whoa.

1513
01:14:00.348 --> 01:14:02.742
[lightning crashes]

1514
01:14:08.574 --> 01:14:09.662
[bird call]

1515
01:14:11.795 --> 01:14:13.274
[mimics bird call]

1516
01:14:13.449 --> 01:14:15.451
Maggie, let's practice
for the bird call badge

1517
01:14:15.625 --> 01:14:17.191
after we defeat the evil cult.

1518
01:14:17.801 --> 01:14:19.106
[bird call]

1519
01:14:22.327 --> 01:14:24.503
[intense music]

1520
01:14:25.112 --> 01:14:27.201
[indistinct chanting]

1521
01:14:33.773 --> 01:14:35.035
Hey, how's it going?
Good evening.

1522
01:14:35.209 --> 01:14:36.297
-Hello.
-Yeah, wow.

1523
01:14:36.472 --> 01:14:37.821
Hi. Hi.

1524
01:14:37.995 --> 01:14:40.650
[indistinct chanting]

1525
01:14:40.824 --> 01:14:42.695
-[Ben] Excuse me.
-[Dylan] Hey, how ya doing?
Good to see you.

1526
01:14:44.262 --> 01:14:46.482
[intense music]

1527
01:14:59.973 --> 01:15:02.628
[group chanting gibberish]

1528
01:15:06.850 --> 01:15:10.375
Oh, uh, nah, nah,
she's underage, but, uh...

1529
01:15:11.811 --> 01:15:14.597
Uh, and we, we feel like
we've got this cold coming on,

1530
01:15:14.771 --> 01:15:17.164
so we probably shouldn't,
but thank you.

1531
01:15:18.122 --> 01:15:19.253
Look.

1532
01:15:20.994 --> 01:15:22.866
-We have to get back there.
-[Ben sighs]

1533
01:15:26.739 --> 01:15:28.567
-Looks like a way backstage.
-[Ben] Yeah.

1534
01:15:30.700 --> 01:15:32.963
-Hey, Maggie, stay here.
-Okay, cool.

1535
01:15:33.137 --> 01:15:35.356
I'll just stay here alone with
the weird, brainwashed people.

1536
01:15:35.531 --> 01:15:36.836
Good call.

1537
01:15:38.490 --> 01:15:40.361
[Dylan breathing heavily]

1538
01:15:43.364 --> 01:15:44.801
-Shit.
-What? What?

1539
01:15:44.975 --> 01:15:46.629
It's Cody. God.

1540
01:15:47.151 --> 01:15:48.587
How are we gonna get past him?

1541
01:15:49.283 --> 01:15:52.156
I'll distract him.
You guys find
a way around, okay?

1542
01:15:52.330 --> 01:15:53.679
-Okay.
-Okay.

1543
01:16:00.294 --> 01:16:03.515
-Jenny,
what are you doing here?
-Hey, hey, hey.

1544
01:16:03.689 --> 01:16:07.650
Look, I've been thinking
a lot about our relationship,

1545
01:16:07.824 --> 01:16:09.477
and I think I messed up.

1546
01:16:09.652 --> 01:16:11.175
It was fun, wasn't it?

1547
01:16:11.915 --> 01:16:13.307
-Well, yeah.
-[Dylan breathing heavily]

1548
01:16:13.481 --> 01:16:16.049
We could, um, we could
keep having fun together.

1549
01:16:17.224 --> 01:16:18.661
What are you,
what are you saying?

1550
01:16:19.226 --> 01:16:20.445
I want to join you.

1551
01:16:21.794 --> 01:16:24.797
Oh, Jenny,
I knew you were the one.

1552
01:16:26.451 --> 01:16:27.713
No, no, no, no, no.

1553
01:16:28.235 --> 01:16:32.457
I want you to initiate me
right here, right now.

1554
01:16:32.631 --> 01:16:35.547
Oh. Oh, of course.

1555
01:16:37.201 --> 01:16:40.073
-Drink the sacred mixture.
-[chuckles nervously] Yum.

1556
01:16:40.726 --> 01:16:42.119
Thank you. [slurping]

1557
01:16:42.293 --> 01:16:44.512
[soft chanting]

1558
01:16:46.166 --> 01:16:47.994
[orb reverberating]

1559
01:16:51.607 --> 01:16:52.738
Damn it.

1560
01:16:53.434 --> 01:16:55.698
[chanting continues]

1561
01:16:59.440 --> 01:17:00.485
Oh, shit!

1562
01:17:02.313 --> 01:17:03.357
You!

1563
01:17:04.445 --> 01:17:05.446
[Cody thuds]

1564
01:17:06.099 --> 01:17:06.926
Prick.

1565
01:17:07.492 --> 01:17:08.885
[chanting continues]

1566
01:17:09.059 --> 01:17:11.539
[eerie suspenseful music]

1567
01:17:16.849 --> 01:17:19.112
-[orb reverberating]
-[both chuckle softly]

1568
01:17:25.728 --> 01:17:27.947
[laughs] Hey, folks.

1569
01:17:28.121 --> 01:17:31.647
Uh, you're probably wondering
what I'm doing here.

1570
01:17:31.821 --> 01:17:34.519
Mm-hm. Yeah, well,
it's, uh, it's a funny story.

1571
01:17:34.693 --> 01:17:37.740
I'm here to be sacrificed, so...

1572
01:17:37.914 --> 01:17:39.785
You know what?
I think, I think I'm early.

1573
01:17:39.959 --> 01:17:42.875
I'm definite--
Yeah, I'm early,
so I'll come back.

1574
01:17:44.007 --> 01:17:45.051
I'll come back.

1575
01:17:47.401 --> 01:17:49.447
[intense music]

1576
01:17:54.278 --> 01:17:56.106
[Eugene laughs]

1577
01:17:56.759 --> 01:17:59.413
Well, well, well.

1578
01:18:00.458 --> 01:18:02.416
What do we have here?

1579
01:18:03.069 --> 01:18:07.204
Oh, you come in here
with your fake robes.

1580
01:18:07.378 --> 01:18:12.557
You really thought
that you could come in here
and stop us?

1581
01:18:12.731 --> 01:18:16.169
[laughter]

1582
01:18:22.088 --> 01:18:27.224
I did warn you... that destiny
was not on your side.

1583
01:18:27.398 --> 01:18:32.272
But now the three of you
can be the first offerings
to Xynthelonor.

1584
01:18:32.446 --> 01:18:34.535
[lightning crashes]

1585
01:18:35.058 --> 01:18:37.538
[Eugene laughing]

1586
01:18:37.713 --> 01:18:39.715
[lightning crashes]

1587
01:18:43.283 --> 01:18:45.633
[dramatic music]

1588
01:18:53.293 --> 01:18:55.513
[faint singing in Latin]

1589
01:19:05.392 --> 01:19:07.568
[chanting Latin spells]

1590
01:19:27.284 --> 01:19:28.807
[echoes]

1591
01:19:28.981 --> 01:19:31.679
[intense music]

1592
01:19:43.039 --> 01:19:44.649
[exhales]

1593
01:19:50.263 --> 01:19:51.482
[chuckles]

1594
01:19:52.091 --> 01:19:53.136
[in otherworldly voice]
It is done.

1595
01:20:00.230 --> 01:20:03.059
-Excellent work, my disciple.
-[chuckling] Thank you, sir.

1596
01:20:03.233 --> 01:20:07.411
How good it feels to be
in a youthful body once more.

1597
01:20:07.585 --> 01:20:09.152
[laughs]

1598
01:20:13.504 --> 01:20:14.592
Oh.

1599
01:20:15.245 --> 01:20:16.812
My children...

1600
01:20:18.814 --> 01:20:20.598
...you've brought me
back again...

1601
01:20:21.947 --> 01:20:23.340
...and for that,

1602
01:20:24.167 --> 01:20:27.910
you are rewarded.

1603
01:20:29.259 --> 01:20:30.434
[crackling]

1604
01:20:30.608 --> 01:20:32.349
-[cultists yelling]
-[whooshing]

1605
01:20:32.523 --> 01:20:35.134
[dramatic music]

1606
01:20:38.181 --> 01:20:39.312
[ice cream thuds]

1607
01:20:40.313 --> 01:20:42.489
[breathes deeply]

1608
01:20:44.143 --> 01:20:45.884
[whispering]

1609
01:20:52.412 --> 01:20:53.544
My children,

1610
01:20:54.588 --> 01:20:58.418
it appears this town is not
as safe for us as it once was.

1611
01:21:00.507 --> 01:21:02.466
The time has finally come.

1612
01:21:03.510 --> 01:21:06.165
For generations,
we have waited in the shadows,

1613
01:21:06.339 --> 01:21:09.081
slowly building our strength.

1614
01:21:09.821 --> 01:21:10.996
And now...

1615
01:21:12.693 --> 01:21:16.349
...it is time to show the world
just how truly powerful we are.

1616
01:21:16.872 --> 01:21:19.657
Let this town be the first
of many to fall

1617
01:21:19.831 --> 01:21:23.661
-in the name of Xynthelonor
and his children!
-[cultists yell]

1618
01:21:23.835 --> 01:21:25.576
Destroy the town!

1619
01:21:25.750 --> 01:21:27.795
[clamoring]

1620
01:21:33.279 --> 01:21:34.585
Well, go already.

1621
01:21:34.759 --> 01:21:36.021
Come along, children.

1622
01:21:36.587 --> 01:21:39.285
[cultists growl, clamor]

1623
01:21:40.939 --> 01:21:44.160
Where are my young acolytes?

1624
01:21:44.334 --> 01:21:47.206
Here are
your new servants, sire.

1625
01:21:47.380 --> 01:21:48.816
My daughters.

1626
01:21:49.295 --> 01:21:52.777
Oh... my children.

1627
01:21:54.257 --> 01:21:56.128
We are a family now.

1628
01:21:56.781 --> 01:21:59.479
Oh, my Devil.
It is such an honor, sire.

1629
01:21:59.653 --> 01:22:01.394
I am, like, your biggest fan.

1630
01:22:02.918 --> 01:22:07.444
And are you, like,
my biggest fan too?

1631
01:22:07.618 --> 01:22:10.621
Oh, uh, definitely. Of course.

1632
01:22:11.883 --> 01:22:12.928
Hm.

1633
01:22:13.450 --> 01:22:15.887
Who do we start with?

1634
01:22:16.061 --> 01:22:17.671
[laughs]

1635
01:22:17.845 --> 01:22:18.846
Wait.

1636
01:22:20.022 --> 01:22:23.068
Which one of you
called me an ass-basket
while I was in the orb?

1637
01:22:25.984 --> 01:22:27.072
Dougie, please.

1638
01:22:27.246 --> 01:22:30.206
[laughs] We have a volunteer.

1639
01:22:30.380 --> 01:22:31.685
[grunts, groans]

1640
01:22:35.776 --> 01:22:38.170
-Maggie!
-Who the fuck is that?

1641
01:22:40.129 --> 01:22:41.739
After her!

1642
01:22:42.392 --> 01:22:44.437
-[mumbles] Right.
-[Dougie]
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

1643
01:22:44.611 --> 01:22:45.873
Not you.

1644
01:22:46.831 --> 01:22:50.226
She's just a little girl.
We have other business
to attend to.

1645
01:22:50.791 --> 01:22:51.792
[both]
What is she doing?

1646
01:22:51.967 --> 01:22:53.272
-[chuckling] Jinx.
-Dude.

1647
01:22:53.446 --> 01:22:55.622
Who wants to go first?

1648
01:22:56.449 --> 01:22:59.017
Me. Me. Me.

1649
01:23:00.976 --> 01:23:01.977
You.

1650
01:23:03.500 --> 01:23:04.457
Yes.

1651
01:23:06.372 --> 01:23:08.461
Close your eyes

1652
01:23:08.635 --> 01:23:14.337
and channel all of the energy
into your hands and...

1653
01:23:14.511 --> 01:23:16.382
[crackling]

1654
01:23:17.296 --> 01:23:18.471
...strike.

1655
01:23:18.645 --> 01:23:21.039
-Fuck, fuck, fuck.
-Oh, my God.

1656
01:23:21.213 --> 01:23:22.649
I just want to say,
if I had to die

1657
01:23:22.823 --> 01:23:25.130
next to anyone,
I would want it to be you.

1658
01:23:25.304 --> 01:23:27.828
-You too, man.
-I was talking to Jenny.

1659
01:23:28.003 --> 01:23:30.179
[energy reverberating]

1660
01:23:30.353 --> 01:23:32.746
[poignant music]

1661
01:23:45.368 --> 01:23:47.022
-[groans]
-[Rebecca] Do it.

1662
01:23:47.718 --> 01:23:48.762
Kill them.

1663
01:23:48.936 --> 01:23:50.547
[grunts] Useless.

1664
01:23:51.374 --> 01:23:53.898
Once I take care of them,
I'll take care of you.

1665
01:23:54.072 --> 01:23:56.901
Then I'll be
Father's favorite. [chuckles]

1666
01:23:57.075 --> 01:23:58.250
[demonic roar]

1667
01:23:58.424 --> 01:24:00.165
[laughing]

1668
01:24:01.558 --> 01:24:03.734
[laughing evilly]

1669
01:24:07.651 --> 01:24:09.870
[zapping]

1670
01:24:11.437 --> 01:24:12.612
We're dead.

1671
01:24:15.137 --> 01:24:16.094
We're not dead?

1672
01:24:16.747 --> 01:24:17.704
We're not?

1673
01:24:18.792 --> 01:24:19.837
What happened?

1674
01:24:23.188 --> 01:24:25.451
You wretched piece of...

1675
01:24:25.625 --> 01:24:27.279
[zaps]

1676
01:24:28.454 --> 01:24:30.674
-[glass shatters]
-[video game music]

1677
01:24:30.848 --> 01:24:31.936
Shit.

1678
01:24:32.458 --> 01:24:33.372
-[ding]
-[zaps]

1679
01:24:33.546 --> 01:24:34.417
We have to save your sister.

1680
01:24:34.591 --> 01:24:35.635
They're going to kill her.

1681
01:24:36.897 --> 01:24:38.377
[Cody]
Where do you think you're going?

1682
01:24:38.551 --> 01:24:41.467
You chose them
over your own family?

1683
01:24:41.641 --> 01:24:44.209
You are not my family!

1684
01:24:44.992 --> 01:24:46.733
After everything we did for you?

1685
01:24:48.170 --> 01:24:49.693
-So be it.
-[crackling]

1686
01:24:49.867 --> 01:24:51.695
[yells]

1687
01:24:51.869 --> 01:24:53.088
[Chloe yells]

1688
01:24:54.219 --> 01:24:56.569
-[zapping]
-[both grunting]

1689
01:24:57.440 --> 01:24:58.484
-Get down!
-[Cody grunts]

1690
01:24:58.658 --> 01:24:59.398
-[Dylan] No!
-[Jenny gasps]

1691
01:25:01.618 --> 01:25:02.662
Whoa.

1692
01:25:04.011 --> 01:25:06.057
Jenny? How did you do that?

1693
01:25:06.231 --> 01:25:07.537
Did you drink from the chalice?

1694
01:25:08.929 --> 01:25:09.843
[Jenny]
Hm.

1695
01:25:10.540 --> 01:25:11.454
[Cody gasps]

1696
01:25:14.805 --> 01:25:16.720
-Let's kick his ass.
-Shit!

1697
01:25:16.894 --> 01:25:18.330
[all grunting]

1698
01:25:18.504 --> 01:25:21.594
-[Cody groaning]
-[Jenny] Hyah!

1699
01:25:21.768 --> 01:25:23.944
-[Cody groans, grunts]
-[birds chirping]

1700
01:25:24.119 --> 01:25:26.251
-[all yelling]
-[zapping]

1701
01:25:26.773 --> 01:25:29.733
-We've got to do something.
-I've got an idea.

1702
01:25:29.907 --> 01:25:32.736
A little help
from some old friends.

1703
01:25:32.910 --> 01:25:34.129
What are you talking about?

1704
01:25:34.303 --> 01:25:36.218
Crows!

1705
01:25:36.783 --> 01:25:39.699
Holy shit.
I can't believe that worked.

1706
01:25:39.873 --> 01:25:43.007
Brothers, we've had
our differences in the past,

1707
01:25:43.181 --> 01:25:44.878
but the time has come.

1708
01:25:45.052 --> 01:25:46.837
We must aid
in the fight against--

1709
01:25:47.011 --> 01:25:49.492
-Ow! God!
-They're not our bros!
They're not our bros!

1710
01:25:49.666 --> 01:25:51.407
[zapping, whooshing]

1711
01:25:52.625 --> 01:25:54.845
[dramatic music]

1712
01:25:55.019 --> 01:25:56.281
-[Eugene grunts]
-[Maggie gasps]

1713
01:25:56.455 --> 01:25:58.022
-[Eugene laughs, grunts]
-[Maggie yells]

1714
01:26:00.590 --> 01:26:02.983
There's nowhere else to run,
little one.

1715
01:26:05.160 --> 01:26:07.249
-[laughs]
-[whimpering, panting]

1716
01:26:09.773 --> 01:26:12.906
Give us the orb
and I'll kill you fast.

1717
01:26:13.080 --> 01:26:14.473
[bird call]

1718
01:26:17.868 --> 01:26:18.782
[Eugene coughing]

1719
01:26:18.956 --> 01:26:21.393
[dramatic music]

1720
01:26:26.268 --> 01:26:27.834
[mouthing]

1721
01:26:29.880 --> 01:26:32.274
[singing in other language]

1722
01:26:35.929 --> 01:26:37.757
-Who are you?
-We're the Ladybugs.

1723
01:26:37.931 --> 01:26:40.630
-Bitch.
-[Ladybugs yelling]

1724
01:26:42.153 --> 01:26:43.807
-[zapping]
-[Cody yelling]

1725
01:26:43.981 --> 01:26:45.243
[video game sound, music]

1726
01:26:45.417 --> 01:26:46.810
[Cody grunting]

1727
01:26:48.986 --> 01:26:51.293
-Ooh, ooh, ooh, my murder hand.
-[Chloe] Yup.

1728
01:26:52.816 --> 01:26:53.947
-[Cody yelling]
-Get him, Jenny.

1729
01:26:54.121 --> 01:26:55.166
-[Jenny grunts]
-[Cody yells]

1730
01:26:55.732 --> 01:26:58.604
-[yelling]
-[zapping]

1731
01:27:02.695 --> 01:27:04.784
-[Cody groaning, grunting]
-[Chloe grunting]

1732
01:27:08.005 --> 01:27:10.660
-[Jenny yells]
-[game announcer] KO!

1733
01:27:15.317 --> 01:27:16.666
[both sigh]

1734
01:27:16.840 --> 01:27:18.755
-Nice.
-[exhales]

1735
01:27:19.538 --> 01:27:21.323
-Don't do that.
-Okay, what about...

1736
01:27:21.497 --> 01:27:23.412
-[mimics zapping]
-No. Just, nothing.

1737
01:27:24.456 --> 01:27:25.370
[yells]

1738
01:27:27.067 --> 01:27:27.981
Jenny.

1739
01:27:28.852 --> 01:27:29.766
[Dylan gasps]

1740
01:27:32.899 --> 01:27:34.640
[discordant video game music]

1741
01:27:36.163 --> 01:27:38.557
[dramatic music]

1742
01:27:42.257 --> 01:27:43.649
[Dylan yelling]

1743
01:27:44.998 --> 01:27:46.696
[grunting]

1744
01:27:46.870 --> 01:27:49.307
[rock music]

1745
01:27:57.359 --> 01:27:59.012
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. [groans]

1746
01:27:59.186 --> 01:28:01.145
-Oh, come on!
-[metal clanging]

1747
01:28:03.234 --> 01:28:04.844
[both grunt]

1748
01:28:05.802 --> 01:28:06.803
Yes!

1749
01:28:10.023 --> 01:28:12.722
How can you be winning?
[whimpering]

1750
01:28:12.896 --> 01:28:15.072
You're just putt-putt employees!

1751
01:28:15.246 --> 01:28:17.292
It's mini golf.

1752
01:28:18.380 --> 01:28:20.077
-Ben!
-[energy whooshing]

1753
01:28:20.251 --> 01:28:21.383
[thuds]

1754
01:28:22.601 --> 01:28:23.907
[panting]

1755
01:28:27.258 --> 01:28:28.477
Ben.

1756
01:28:28.651 --> 01:28:29.913
-[groaning]
-Are you okay?

1757
01:28:30.479 --> 01:28:31.915
[groaning]

1758
01:28:33.525 --> 01:28:35.701
-Ben, I have the orb.
-[breathing heavily]

1759
01:28:35.875 --> 01:28:38.748
-Ben, take the orb.
-What am I supposed
to do with it?

1760
01:28:38.922 --> 01:28:42.099
-Save him, stupid.
-[Dougie] Because of your
continued insolence,

1761
01:28:42.273 --> 01:28:45.450
I'm going to rip the soul
from your pathetic body

1762
01:28:45.624 --> 01:28:47.670
piece by piece!

1763
01:28:47.844 --> 01:28:49.759
[groaning]

1764
01:28:52.544 --> 01:28:54.154
[Ben panting]

1765
01:28:54.851 --> 01:28:57.114
[dramatic music]

1766
01:28:58.507 --> 01:29:02.380
-[Dylan grunts]
-Prepare to feel
the wrath of Xynthelonor!

1767
01:29:02.554 --> 01:29:05.296
[laughing evilly]

1768
01:29:09.039 --> 01:29:10.867
[thuds]

1769
01:29:12.347 --> 01:29:14.349
[Ben breathing heavily]

1770
01:29:17.177 --> 01:29:19.615
I will not let you harm my Lord!

1771
01:29:19.789 --> 01:29:21.225
[Cody grunting]

1772
01:29:22.226 --> 01:29:23.923
[Eugene laughing]

1773
01:29:30.408 --> 01:29:33.759
Be the ball.
Be the ball. Be the ball.

1774
01:29:33.933 --> 01:29:36.283
[rock music]

1775
01:29:39.330 --> 01:29:41.288
[Eugene continues laughing]

1776
01:29:42.855 --> 01:29:44.379
[screaming]

1777
01:29:46.816 --> 01:29:47.817
-[Maggie gasps]
-[crackling]

1778
01:29:47.991 --> 01:29:49.819
[lightning crashes]

1779
01:29:53.039 --> 01:29:54.606
[Jenny groans]

1780
01:29:57.043 --> 01:29:58.610
[gasps] Dylan?

1781
01:29:59.916 --> 01:30:01.308
-Dylan?
-[grunts]

1782
01:30:01.483 --> 01:30:03.702
[panting] Did we win?

1783
01:30:07.140 --> 01:30:08.533
I'll take that as a yes.

1784
01:30:09.969 --> 01:30:11.057
[groans]

1785
01:30:11.928 --> 01:30:13.190
[Jenny panting]

1786
01:30:15.453 --> 01:30:17.586
-Dude!
-You did it!

1787
01:30:17.760 --> 01:30:20.153
We did it!
Did you think I had any chance
of getting that orb to you?

1788
01:30:20.327 --> 01:30:22.068
-[chuckling] No.
-[chuckles]

1789
01:30:22.242 --> 01:30:23.374
[Cody]
Not so fast.

1790
01:30:23.548 --> 01:30:25.550
[ominous music]

1791
01:30:26.856 --> 01:30:28.118
Now you will suffer.

1792
01:30:29.815 --> 01:30:30.686
[grunts]

1793
01:30:31.687 --> 01:30:33.036
-[grunts]
-[Maggie yelps]

1794
01:30:35.212 --> 01:30:36.996
[ball bouncing]

1795
01:30:37.693 --> 01:30:39.521
Is it a bouncy ball?

1796
01:30:40.391 --> 01:30:41.827
[grunts, thuds]

1797
01:30:45.744 --> 01:30:46.876
[Chloe gasps]

1798
01:30:50.662 --> 01:30:51.707
[Dougie]
Oh!

1799
01:30:52.969 --> 01:30:54.274
-What's happening?
-[both] Dougie!

1800
01:30:54.449 --> 01:30:56.494
[groaning]

1801
01:30:56.668 --> 01:30:58.540
My neck is killing me.

1802
01:30:58.714 --> 01:31:00.846
-Oh!
-We'll explain everything.

1803
01:31:01.586 --> 01:31:03.283
What, what is going on there?

1804
01:31:07.157 --> 01:31:08.463
Oh, she?

1805
01:31:09.289 --> 01:31:10.813
She helped save your life.

1806
01:31:12.423 --> 01:31:14.251
Oh, rad. [laughs]

1807
01:31:14.425 --> 01:31:17.428
Uh, but I actually meant
what's going on there?

1808
01:31:21.171 --> 01:31:22.651
Xynthelonor!

1809
01:31:23.260 --> 01:31:25.871
Why have you forsaken me?

1810
01:31:26.045 --> 01:31:28.918
-No, that, that I can't explain.
-[Ladybug] Get back here, bitch!

1811
01:31:29.092 --> 01:31:30.354
[yells]

1812
01:31:30.528 --> 01:31:33.226
[up-tempo retro music]

1813
01:31:39.668 --> 01:31:41.060
[Jenny]
All right. There you go.

1814
01:31:41.234 --> 01:31:42.801
-Thank you.
-Mm-hm.

1815
01:31:43.410 --> 01:31:44.803
-There you go.
-Chocolate!

1816
01:31:44.977 --> 01:31:46.718
Chocolate. Yeah.

1817
01:31:46.892 --> 01:31:48.067
Aw.

1818
01:31:49.547 --> 01:31:51.506
-Hey.
-[chuckles] Hey.

1819
01:31:52.463 --> 01:31:54.030
One twist, extra small cup.

1820
01:31:55.248 --> 01:31:56.989
A kiddie cup?

1821
01:31:57.163 --> 01:31:58.774
-Shut up.
He knows what he likes.
-[object clatters]

1822
01:31:59.905 --> 01:32:02.691
So... last night...

1823
01:32:03.387 --> 01:32:04.954
Pretty intense.

1824
01:32:05.128 --> 01:32:06.782
I did not think
I'd make it out of there alive.

1825
01:32:06.956 --> 01:32:08.871
[chuckling] What?
My Nana's not that bad.

1826
01:32:09.045 --> 01:32:11.787
She threatened
to pistol whip me if I hurt you.

1827
01:32:12.614 --> 01:32:13.702
Better not, then.

1828
01:32:15.399 --> 01:32:16.879
Don't worry, I won't.

1829
01:32:21.318 --> 01:32:23.538
You know, you and Nana actually
remind me a lot of each other.

1830
01:32:23.712 --> 01:32:26.410
Oh, my God. Next.

1831
01:32:27.977 --> 01:32:30.153
-[whooshing]
-[creaking]

1832
01:32:37.247 --> 01:32:38.422
Damn it.

1833
01:32:39.292 --> 01:32:40.424
[Brian sighs]

1834
01:32:42.687 --> 01:32:44.820
You're still a dork in my book.

1835
01:32:45.864 --> 01:32:47.126
Same time tomorrow?

1836
01:32:47.300 --> 01:32:49.999
Oh, you're going down,
putt-putt boy.

1837
01:32:50.477 --> 01:32:52.479
Hey, it's mini golf.

1838
01:32:54.438 --> 01:32:57.267
Dude, you beat them again?
What happened?

1839
01:32:57.441 --> 01:33:00.575
-I don't know,
something just clicked.
-[chuckles]

1840
01:33:03.273 --> 01:33:04.709
Hey, no running.

1841
01:33:04.883 --> 01:33:06.493
You're not the boss of me.

1842
01:33:07.625 --> 01:33:09.540
[tinkling music]

1843
01:33:09.714 --> 01:33:11.150
Oh, sorry.

1844
01:33:13.457 --> 01:33:14.676
-Hey.
-Hey.

1845
01:33:17.243 --> 01:33:18.636
-Hey.
-Hey.

1846
01:33:20.420 --> 01:33:21.813
-I'll take that...
-Oh.

1847
01:33:22.422 --> 01:33:24.686
...Mr. Manager.

1848
01:33:24.860 --> 01:33:26.426
[laughs]

1849
01:33:28.080 --> 01:33:29.604
So, how are you liking
the new job?

1850
01:33:29.778 --> 01:33:31.954
Great. Thanks for putting in
a good word for me.

1851
01:33:32.128 --> 01:33:33.912
Yeah. Yeah, no doubt.
No doubt.

1852
01:33:34.086 --> 01:33:36.088
-Um, I was wondering...

1853
01:33:36.262 --> 01:33:38.830
...if you didn't have
plans tonight, that maybe--

1854
01:33:39.004 --> 01:33:40.571
I'm actually going to a séance.

1855
01:33:41.180 --> 01:33:44.227
Oh, really? That's awesome.

1856
01:33:44.401 --> 01:33:46.185
No, no.
Like, I'm just fucking with you.

1857
01:33:46.359 --> 01:33:49.058
-Oh.
-[laughing]
No, I don't have any plans.

1858
01:33:49.232 --> 01:33:51.321
Oh, cool.
Um, 'cause there was this, um,

1859
01:33:51.495 --> 01:33:54.019
thing that's happening,
and I was wondering if maybe--

1860
01:33:54.193 --> 01:33:55.934
-I'd love to.
-Really?

1861
01:33:56.805 --> 01:33:59.198
That's awesome. I'll, uh,
I'll, I'll pick you up.

1862
01:33:59.851 --> 01:34:00.983
Yeah.

1863
01:34:01.157 --> 01:34:03.550
-I'll, uh, see you later.
-Oh.

1864
01:34:03.725 --> 01:34:05.335
[both chuckle]

1865
01:34:07.119 --> 01:34:08.599
-Dude. Dude!
-[both laughing]

1866
01:34:08.773 --> 01:34:09.992
-Yes! Dude!
-Yes!

1867
01:34:10.166 --> 01:34:12.168
Good job, losers.

1868
01:34:13.125 --> 01:34:14.518
This calls for celebration.

1869
01:34:14.692 --> 01:34:15.911
You thinking what I'm thinking?

1870
01:34:17.695 --> 01:34:18.565
[voice belches]

1871
01:34:18.740 --> 01:34:19.871
[Ben]
Keep the change.

1872
01:34:21.307 --> 01:34:22.221
Well, thank ya.

1873
01:34:22.395 --> 01:34:23.614
Appreciate ya.

1874
01:34:25.094 --> 01:34:27.574
-[Dylan] Okay, double dates
every Friday night.
-[crickets chirping]

1875
01:34:27.749 --> 01:34:29.533
That's usually
Jenny and my movie night,

1876
01:34:29.707 --> 01:34:32.318
so we can rotate
who's in charge of popcorn,
drinks, candy.

1877
01:34:32.492 --> 01:34:34.538
Let's see how tonight goes
before we make
any long-term plans.

1878
01:34:34.712 --> 01:34:35.887
-Yeah?
-This is great.

1879
01:34:36.061 --> 01:34:37.889
-[snickers]
-I knew she'd say yes.

1880
01:34:40.022 --> 01:34:41.240
I'm happy for you, man.

1881
01:34:41.850 --> 01:34:44.069
-I'm happy for you, too.
-[both snicker]

1882
01:34:45.854 --> 01:34:48.030
[sighs] You know what,
I should probably get going.

1883
01:34:48.204 --> 01:34:49.379
-Yeah, me too.
-[sighs]

1884
01:34:49.553 --> 01:34:52.295
[tense music]

1885
01:34:52.469 --> 01:34:53.775
[whooshing]

1886
01:34:55.733 --> 01:34:57.561
-Did you just see--
-Nope.

1887
01:34:58.214 --> 01:35:00.172
[revving]

1888
01:35:02.131 --> 01:35:04.089
[lightning crashes]

1889
01:35:06.135 --> 01:35:06.962
[cawing]

1890
01:35:07.136 --> 01:35:08.224
♪ Get a grip ♪

1891
01:35:08.398 --> 01:35:09.486
♪ This is it ♪

1892
01:35:09.660 --> 01:35:11.270
♪ We're around ♪

1893
01:35:12.358 --> 01:35:14.883
♪ Throw a fit, lose your shit ♪

1894
01:35:15.057 --> 01:35:17.320
-♪ Paint the town ♪
-♪ Let's go ♪

1895
01:35:17.494 --> 01:35:19.844
♪ We're the kids
you thought you fixed ♪

1896
01:35:20.018 --> 01:35:21.716
♪ By calming down ♪

1897
01:35:22.717 --> 01:35:25.284
♪ Well, we got pissed
and now we're rich ♪

1898
01:35:25.458 --> 01:35:29.158
♪ I'm the motherfucker
everybody in the room
is talking about ♪

1899
01:35:31.595 --> 01:35:33.205
[lightning crashing]

1900
01:35:33.771 --> 01:35:34.946
[thud]

1901
01:35:39.777 --> 01:35:42.911
♪ It is not the time
to be silent ♪

1902
01:35:43.085 --> 01:35:44.956
♪ I can't help myself ♪

1903
01:35:45.130 --> 01:35:48.264
♪ I'm the reason
you're feeling violent ♪

1904
01:35:48.438 --> 01:35:50.222
♪ I get overwhelmed ♪

1905
01:35:50.396 --> 01:35:54.966
♪ They run away from me ♪

1906
01:35:55.140 --> 01:36:00.885
♪ Yeah, they run away ♪

1907
01:36:01.059 --> 01:36:04.410
♪ Face down on a greyhound
with a bag full of drugs ♪

1908
01:36:06.412 --> 01:36:09.807
♪ They sound like the playground
yelling back of the bus ♪

1909
01:36:11.374 --> 01:36:13.332
♪ I'm in K Town
getting paid now ♪

1910
01:36:13.506 --> 01:36:16.466
-♪ Man, I don't give a fuck ♪
-[game character growls]

1911
01:36:16.640 --> 01:36:19.164
♪ I had 99 reasons
to be givin' it up ♪

1912
01:36:19.338 --> 01:36:22.515
♪ I had 99 reasons
to be givin' it up ♪

1913
01:36:22.689 --> 01:36:25.780
♪ Make me roll the dice ♪

1914
01:36:27.694 --> 01:36:30.567
♪ Save me from the light ♪

1915
01:36:30.741 --> 01:36:32.351
[tires screech]

1916
01:36:33.004 --> 01:36:37.487
♪ Chase me in the night... ♪

1917
01:36:37.661 --> 01:36:40.490
[intense music]

1918
01:36:47.062 --> 01:36:48.715
[video game sound]

1919
01:36:48.890 --> 01:36:50.935
[wings fluttering]

1920
01:36:52.545 --> 01:36:55.070
["Make You Stay"
by Matthew Corbett]

1921
01:37:22.967 --> 01:37:25.622
♪ Get out the way ♪

1922
01:37:27.102 --> 01:37:28.581
♪ You've seen enough ♪

1923
01:37:28.755 --> 01:37:31.367
♪ No need to stay ♪

1924
01:37:32.150 --> 01:37:34.109
♪ You're taking up
too much room ♪

1925
01:37:34.283 --> 01:37:37.068
♪ Don't go away ♪

1926
01:37:37.808 --> 01:37:39.897
♪ Maybe I changed my mind ♪

1927
01:37:40.071 --> 01:37:42.726
♪ Tell me
what I'm supposed to say ♪

1928
01:37:43.945 --> 01:37:45.772
♪ To make you stay ♪

1929
01:37:45.947 --> 01:37:48.601
♪ And I know
and I know, and I know ♪

1930
01:37:49.124 --> 01:37:51.430
♪ That it's all over now ♪

1931
01:37:51.604 --> 01:37:54.694
♪ And I'm trying
and I'm trying to find ♪

1932
01:37:54.869 --> 01:37:56.871
♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1933
01:37:59.264 --> 01:38:01.092
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1934
01:38:04.966 --> 01:38:06.184
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1935
01:38:06.358 --> 01:38:08.317
♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1936
01:38:10.667 --> 01:38:12.538
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1937
01:38:16.325 --> 01:38:18.109
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1938
01:38:19.806 --> 01:38:22.722
♪ Better stay clear of me ♪

1939
01:38:23.941 --> 01:38:25.290
♪ You know what's up ♪

1940
01:38:25.464 --> 01:38:28.293
♪ Nothing to say ♪

1941
01:38:28.815 --> 01:38:31.035
♪ You know
I'll crash and burn ♪

1942
01:38:31.209 --> 01:38:33.995
♪ I don't mean a thing I say ♪

1943
01:38:34.560 --> 01:38:36.649
♪ You know me much better now ♪

1944
01:38:36.823 --> 01:38:39.783
♪ Tell me
how I'm supposed to pray ♪

1945
01:38:40.697 --> 01:38:42.612
♪ To make you stay ♪

1946
01:38:42.786 --> 01:38:45.397
♪ And I know
and I know, and I know ♪

1947
01:38:45.963 --> 01:38:48.313
♪ That it's all over now ♪

1948
01:38:48.487 --> 01:38:51.490
♪ And I'll try
and I'll try and I'll find ♪

1949
01:38:51.664 --> 01:38:53.753
♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1950
01:38:56.060 --> 01:38:57.932
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1951
01:39:01.848 --> 01:39:05.026
-♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
-♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1952
01:39:07.463 --> 01:39:09.247
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1953
01:39:13.121 --> 01:39:14.949
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1954
01:39:39.625 --> 01:39:42.193
♪ And I know
and I know, and I know ♪

1955
01:39:42.759 --> 01:39:45.022
♪ That it's all over now ♪

1956
01:39:45.196 --> 01:39:47.982
♪ And I'll try
and I'll try and I'll find ♪

1957
01:39:48.504 --> 01:39:50.506
♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1958
01:39:58.644 --> 01:40:01.996
-♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
-♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1959
01:40:09.960 --> 01:40:11.788
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1960
01:40:13.224 --> 01:40:15.661
♪ Today's a better day ♪

1961
01:40:15.835 --> 01:40:19.796
♪ I know we'll find
a better way
to make it out of here ♪

1962
01:40:24.583 --> 01:40:26.629
♪ We got it right
on the wrong night ♪

1963
01:40:27.195 --> 01:40:29.284
♪ The wrong time
but the right side but you're ♪

1964
01:40:29.458 --> 01:40:31.982
♪ Still leaving here ♪

1965
01:40:32.156 --> 01:40:33.810
♪ I've gotta find a way ♪

1966
01:40:33.984 --> 01:40:35.942
♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1967
01:40:36.987 --> 01:40:39.424
♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1968
01:40:39.598 --> 01:40:43.950
♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1969
01:40:44.125 --> 01:40:47.519
-♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
-♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1970
01:40:48.259 --> 01:40:52.263
♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1971
01:40:53.960 --> 01:40:58.182
♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1972
01:41:01.098 --> 01:41:03.013
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1973
01:41:06.799 --> 01:41:10.194
-♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
-♪ A way to make you stay ♪

1974
01:41:12.414 --> 01:41:13.806
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1975
01:41:13.980 --> 01:41:15.460
[song fades]