WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:06.256 --> 00:00:07.757 EMILY (VOICEOVER): For those of you 2 00:00:07.882 --> 00:00:10.135 who have had the pleasure of visiting Evergreen Lane, 3 00:00:10.260 --> 00:00:12.429 you know what I mean when I say this is the most 4 00:00:12.554 --> 00:00:14.180 festive street in America. 5 00:00:14.305 --> 00:00:17.016 And for those of you who have never had the chance to visit 6 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:19.894 us, fret not, because you 7 00:00:17.100 --> 00:00:19.894 are about to see 8 00:00:20.061 --> 00:00:23.857 a street that carries the spirit of the holidays all year round. 9 00:00:23.982 --> 00:00:26.234 Normally, this 10 00:00:23.982 --> 00:00:26.234 cul-de-sac is the center 11 00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:29.696 of all neighborhood 12 00:00:26.359 --> 00:00:29.696 activity, but today, we 13 00:00:29.821 --> 00:00:31.698 all had a previous engagement. 14 00:00:31.781 --> 00:00:34.492 There has never been a more deserving bride 15 00:00:34.617 --> 00:00:35.744 and groom than you and Jared. 16 00:00:35.869 --> 00:00:37.662 I love you guys so much. 17 00:00:37.787 --> 00:00:39.080 Thank you for being 18 00:00:37.787 --> 00:00:39.080 my bridesmaids. 19 00:00:39.247 --> 00:00:40.290 I'm so lucky. 20 00:00:40.415 --> 00:00:41.916 Don't make me cry before the vows. 21 00:00:42.083 --> 00:00:44.210 Not cool, Emily. 22 00:00:44.335 --> 00:00:49.883 And before I use this for 23 00:00:44.335 --> 00:00:49.883 myself, I hand embroidered it. 24 00:00:50.008 --> 00:00:53.553 It's something new and something 25 00:00:50.008 --> 00:00:53.553 blue, so it counts as two. 26 00:00:53.636 --> 00:00:55.138 This is beautiful. 27 00:00:55.263 --> 00:00:59.642 I am so honored that you 28 00:00:55.263 --> 00:00:59.642 borrowed my old tiara and veil. 29 00:00:59.768 --> 00:01:02.520 I wore it when I was Snow Queen at college. 30 00:01:02.645 --> 00:01:04.564 I'm the one that's honored. 31 00:01:04.689 --> 00:01:07.358 It's gorgeous. 32 00:01:07.484 --> 00:01:09.027 You look spectacular. 33 00:01:09.152 --> 00:01:10.320 Thank you. 34 00:01:10.445 --> 00:01:12.405 You really do. 35 00:01:12.489 --> 00:01:14.657 Can you believe 36 00:01:12.489 --> 00:01:14.657 the Johnsons won't be here? 37 00:01:14.783 --> 00:01:16.117 Hey, now. 38 00:01:16.284 --> 00:01:18.161 No need to talk about they who have left the lane. 39 00:01:18.286 --> 00:01:20.497 And you didn't need to make him a groomsman in absentia. 40 00:01:20.622 --> 00:01:22.749 Why do you care that 41 00:01:20.622 --> 00:01:22.749 he's an honorary groomsman? 42 00:01:22.874 --> 00:01:25.251 You are my best man. 43 00:01:25.335 --> 00:01:27.003 That's why you're here with me on the most 44 00:01:27.128 --> 00:01:28.630 important day of my life. 45 00:01:28.755 --> 00:01:31.216 You, me and Bob. 46 00:01:31.341 --> 00:01:33.176 Hey, we're all out of Vienna sausages. 47 00:01:33.301 --> 00:01:34.719 No, no. 48 00:01:34.844 --> 00:01:36.638 The charcuterie is for the groom. 49 00:01:36.805 --> 00:01:38.139 - I was a groom once. 50 00:01:36.805 --> 00:01:38.139 - It's OK. 51 00:01:38.264 --> 00:01:39.099 It's OK. 52 00:01:39.224 --> 00:01:40.475 I'm far too nervous to eat. 53 00:01:40.600 --> 00:01:43.436 Maybe I've got 54 00:01:40.600 --> 00:01:43.436 something that could help. 55 00:01:43.561 --> 00:01:47.857 Homemade Bavarian mead made with honey from my very own apiary. 56 00:01:47.982 --> 00:01:51.569 The HOA handbook says 57 00:01:47.982 --> 00:01:51.569 nothing about beekeeping, Ned. 58 00:01:51.694 --> 00:01:54.239 Well, until it's amended, just mind your own bees-ness 59 00:01:54.364 --> 00:01:56.115 and let's have a toast. 60 00:01:56.199 --> 00:01:59.953 Here's to the next chapter of life, love and pursuit 61 00:02:00.078 --> 00:02:00.703 of the holidays. 62 00:02:00.829 --> 00:02:01.871 [pop] 63 00:02:01.996 --> 00:02:02.705 Cheers. 64 00:02:02.831 --> 00:02:04.249 Cheers. 65 00:02:04.374 --> 00:02:06.459 [wedding march plays] 66 00:02:06.584 --> 00:02:08.461 Sweetheart, it's time. 67 00:02:08.545 --> 00:02:09.254 OK, Mom. 68 00:02:09.379 --> 00:02:10.171 Yes, dear. 69 00:02:10.296 --> 00:02:12.882 Do not call my mom dear. 70 00:02:13.007 --> 00:02:15.134 Gentlemen, let's do this. 71 00:02:15.218 --> 00:02:16.094 Yeah! 72 00:02:19.347 --> 00:02:23.810 [wedding music] 73 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:42.787 Everybody sit down, please. 74 00:02:42.912 --> 00:02:45.039 You look beautiful. 75 00:02:45.164 --> 00:02:46.165 Hey. 76 00:02:46.291 --> 00:02:47.292 Hey. 77 00:02:47.417 --> 00:02:49.544 Dearly beloved, we are gathered 78 00:02:49.669 --> 00:02:55.049 today to celebrate the union of these two beautiful souls. 79 00:02:55.175 --> 00:02:58.011 Emily, the moment I fell in love with you 80 00:02:58.094 --> 00:02:59.846 was captured 81 00:02:58.094 --> 00:02:59.846 on a Polaroid picture 82 00:02:59.971 --> 00:03:02.056 when we were seven years old on your front porch. 83 00:03:02.181 --> 00:03:04.851 And from that day on, I've been looking forward to this day. 84 00:03:04.934 --> 00:03:07.729 As I stand in front of you today, although my knees are 85 00:03:07.854 --> 00:03:11.524 shaking a bit like 86 00:03:07.854 --> 00:03:11.524 that Polaroid picture, 87 00:03:11.649 --> 00:03:19.616 I've watched you develop 88 00:03:11.649 --> 00:03:19.616 into this beautiful, smart, kind 89 00:03:19.741 --> 00:03:23.953 woman that I get to spend the rest of my life with. 90 00:03:24.078 --> 00:03:27.457 I promise you, I will do my best to paint 91 00:03:27.582 --> 00:03:37.133 a perfect picture of love 92 00:03:27.582 --> 00:03:37.133 and devotion together forever. 93 00:03:37.258 --> 00:03:39.886 Jared, I always knew there was something very special 94 00:03:40.011 --> 00:03:41.471 about you. 95 00:03:41.596 --> 00:03:46.225 And when we reconnected, 96 00:03:41.596 --> 00:03:46.225 everyone reminded me of what 97 00:03:46.351 --> 00:03:48.895 an amazing architect you are. 98 00:03:49.020 --> 00:03:50.563 [laughter] 99 00:03:50.688 --> 00:03:52.065 And they were right. 100 00:03:52.190 --> 00:03:54.567 The way you have designed your life with loyalty 101 00:03:54.692 --> 00:03:55.902 for the ones you love. 102 00:03:56.027 --> 00:03:58.404 And it shows me who you really are at your core. 103 00:03:58.529 --> 00:04:02.909 You make me feel safe and supported, 104 00:04:02.992 --> 00:04:05.078 and there is no one I would rather 105 00:04:05.161 --> 00:04:09.916 make plans to build the rest of my life with than you. 106 00:04:10.041 --> 00:04:13.169 OFFICIATOR: Emily Melrose, do you take Jared to be 107 00:04:13.294 --> 00:04:14.337 your lawful wedded husband? 108 00:04:14.462 --> 00:04:15.880 I do. 109 00:04:16.005 --> 00:04:18.091 OFFICIATOR: Jared 110 00:04:16.005 --> 00:04:18.091 Farnsworth, do you take Emily 111 00:04:18.216 --> 00:04:19.884 to be your lawful wedded wife? 112 00:04:20.009 --> 00:04:23.888 Absolutely, without 113 00:04:20.009 --> 00:04:23.888 a doubt, I do. 114 00:04:24.013 --> 00:04:26.140 OFFICIATOR: Then, 115 00:04:24.013 --> 00:04:26.140 by the power vested in me, 116 00:04:26.266 --> 00:04:28.851 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 117 00:04:28.977 --> 00:04:30.561 And you may now kiss the bride. 118 00:04:30.687 --> 00:04:34.691 [AMY STROUP, "HOLD ONTO HOPE LOVE"] So hold onto hope, love 119 00:04:34.816 --> 00:04:40.863 I've searched high and low for you 120 00:04:40.989 --> 00:04:42.448 For you 121 00:04:42.532 --> 00:04:45.076 For the first time ever, 122 00:04:42.532 --> 00:04:45.076 Mr. and Mrs. Jared Farnsworth. 123 00:04:45.201 --> 00:04:49.038 (SINGING) Each day gets closer 124 00:04:49.163 --> 00:04:53.543 So hold on stronger to me 125 00:04:53.668 --> 00:04:55.461 EMILY (VOICEOVER): You may be wondering why we 126 00:04:55.586 --> 00:04:57.046 didn't do a Christmas wedding. 127 00:04:57.171 --> 00:04:58.298 We considered it. 128 00:04:58.423 --> 00:05:00.049 But in memory 129 00:04:58.423 --> 00:05:00.049 of Jared's late father, 130 00:05:00.174 --> 00:05:02.468 we chose to do it on his parents' anniversary. 131 00:05:02.552 --> 00:05:05.179 And even though we had 132 00:05:02.552 --> 00:05:05.179 a fun-filled honeymoon planned, 133 00:05:05.346 --> 00:05:08.224 we were both excited to get back 134 00:05:05.346 --> 00:05:08.224 home and get into the spirit 135 00:05:08.349 --> 00:05:11.060 of the upcoming holidays. 136 00:05:11.185 --> 00:05:14.814 The only problem was this year, we had no idea what 137 00:05:14.939 --> 00:05:16.733 kind of spirit it would bring. 138 00:05:16.858 --> 00:05:19.235 [engine roaring] 139 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:23.281 [LOUIS EDWARDS & HENRY 140 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:23.281 PARSLEY, "HALLOWEEN FUNK"] 141 00:05:31.581 --> 00:05:36.544 (SINGING) Ghosts and ghouls 142 00:05:37.462 --> 00:05:42.341 Things that creep cruel 143 00:05:46.763 --> 00:05:49.724 What in the Samhain? 144 00:05:49.849 --> 00:05:52.268 Silver Squad 145 00:05:49.849 --> 00:05:52.268 to Green Team, are 146 00:05:52.393 --> 00:05:54.520 you seeing what we're seeing? 147 00:05:54.645 --> 00:05:57.690 [suspenseful music] 148 00:06:01.152 --> 00:06:05.615 Looks like we got a couple bona fide frightafiles. 149 00:06:05.740 --> 00:06:07.784 Gonna move in for a closer look. 150 00:06:07.909 --> 00:06:09.327 Watch my 6:00. 151 00:06:16.167 --> 00:06:17.710 Woo. 152 00:06:17.835 --> 00:06:19.170 Double, double. 153 00:06:19.295 --> 00:06:22.006 Toil and trouble. 154 00:06:22.131 --> 00:06:24.217 All right, so what are we gonna do about this, folks? 155 00:06:24.342 --> 00:06:25.676 Should I get 156 00:06:24.342 --> 00:06:25.676 the president on the line? 157 00:06:25.802 --> 00:06:26.928 Let him enjoy his honeymoon. 158 00:06:27.095 --> 00:06:28.387 We'll break it to him when he gets back. 159 00:06:28.471 --> 00:06:29.972 We get it, Belinda. 160 00:06:28.471 --> 00:06:29.972 You want grandchildren. 161 00:06:30.098 --> 00:06:31.474 But I think he 162 00:06:30.098 --> 00:06:31.474 would want to know. 163 00:06:31.599 --> 00:06:34.352 Don't mess this up for me. 164 00:06:34.477 --> 00:06:36.270 Are you excited, my lovely? 165 00:06:36.437 --> 00:06:40.608 By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. 166 00:06:40.775 --> 00:06:42.360 I'll take that as a yes. 167 00:06:44.862 --> 00:06:48.866 You have too many ghosts, not enough headstones. 168 00:06:48.991 --> 00:06:50.743 Come on, people, get it right. 169 00:06:50.868 --> 00:06:52.078 Ow. Ah. 170 00:06:52.203 --> 00:06:52.995 Ow. 171 00:06:53.121 --> 00:06:54.747 Squirrel. 172 00:06:54.872 --> 00:06:56.666 Jared, you really didn't have to spring for a stretch limo. 173 00:06:56.791 --> 00:06:57.834 We're just on our way home from the airport. 174 00:06:57.959 --> 00:06:58.918 Oh, but I did. 175 00:06:59.043 --> 00:06:59.961 We are still on our honeymoon. 176 00:07:00.086 --> 00:07:02.588 It was the best honeymoon ever. 177 00:07:02.713 --> 00:07:04.799 I enjoyed every 178 00:07:02.713 --> 00:07:04.799 second of it with you. 179 00:07:04.966 --> 00:07:06.342 You know what? 180 00:07:06.467 --> 00:07:08.344 After two weeks in Scandinavia, 181 00:07:06.467 --> 00:07:08.344 I am actually really 182 00:07:08.469 --> 00:07:09.929 excited to get back home. 183 00:07:10.054 --> 00:07:11.264 I could have used one 184 00:07:10.054 --> 00:07:11.264 more week in [non-english]. 185 00:07:11.347 --> 00:07:12.765 I think I preferred 186 00:07:11.347 --> 00:07:12.765 [non-english]. 187 00:07:12.890 --> 00:07:14.392 I wonder if you'll feel the same way 188 00:07:14.517 --> 00:07:15.893 after we celebrate Walpurgisnacht night 189 00:07:16.018 --> 00:07:17.145 this spring. 190 00:07:17.270 --> 00:07:17.937 I pre-booked the hotel 191 00:07:17.270 --> 00:07:17.937 and everything. 192 00:07:18.062 --> 00:07:19.564 I'm sorry. 193 00:07:18.062 --> 00:07:19.564 What? 194 00:07:19.689 --> 00:07:21.440 The biggest Swedish springtime 195 00:07:19.689 --> 00:07:21.440 festival that there is. 196 00:07:21.524 --> 00:07:22.775 Apparently, it's not to be missed. 197 00:07:22.900 --> 00:07:24.444 Honey, I love that you're a planner, 198 00:07:24.569 --> 00:07:26.070 but vacations are kind of something 199 00:07:26.195 --> 00:07:28.030 we need to plan together now. 200 00:07:28.156 --> 00:07:29.157 You're right. 201 00:07:29.323 --> 00:07:30.074 You're right. 202 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:31.409 I just got too excited. 203 00:07:31.534 --> 00:07:32.994 I'm used to planning things on my own. 204 00:07:33.119 --> 00:07:36.205 But now, we're married. 205 00:07:36.330 --> 00:07:37.456 We make decisions together. 206 00:07:37.582 --> 00:07:39.125 - Yeah. 207 00:07:37.582 --> 00:07:39.125 - 'Cause you're my wife. 208 00:07:39.250 --> 00:07:39.959 My husband. 209 00:07:40.084 --> 00:07:40.793 Mm. 210 00:07:40.918 --> 00:07:41.711 I love you. 211 00:07:46.090 --> 00:07:46.757 Oh. 212 00:07:46.883 --> 00:07:47.758 EMILY: Oh. 213 00:07:47.884 --> 00:07:48.843 JARED: We're home. 214 00:07:52.305 --> 00:07:53.890 Oh, wow. 215 00:07:54.015 --> 00:07:55.683 I wonder if Pamela's 216 00:07:54.015 --> 00:07:55.683 remodel is done. 217 00:07:55.808 --> 00:07:56.767 Glad she liked the design. 218 00:07:56.893 --> 00:07:58.478 Oh, she was so happy with it. 219 00:07:58.603 --> 00:07:59.979 You did such a good job. 220 00:08:00.104 --> 00:08:01.814 I wish I was as fulfilled 221 00:08:00.104 --> 00:08:01.814 at my job as you are. 222 00:08:01.939 --> 00:08:03.524 You're literally 223 00:08:01.939 --> 00:08:03.524 the best writer I know. 224 00:08:03.691 --> 00:08:04.317 Copywriter. 225 00:08:04.442 --> 00:08:05.485 I said what I said. 226 00:08:05.610 --> 00:08:06.235 I mean it. 227 00:08:06.360 --> 00:08:07.361 Thanks, love. 228 00:08:07.528 --> 00:08:08.988 I'll get back into it. 229 00:08:09.113 --> 00:08:10.781 I just wish we could stay in fantasy land a little bit 230 00:08:10.907 --> 00:08:12.241 longer. 231 00:08:10.907 --> 00:08:12.241 - Well, then you are in luck. 232 00:08:12.366 --> 00:08:13.993 Because like the medieval 233 00:08:12.366 --> 00:08:13.993 knights of old, 234 00:08:14.076 --> 00:08:16.871 I shall carry you over 235 00:08:14.076 --> 00:08:16.871 the threshold of our new castle. 236 00:08:17.038 --> 00:08:18.331 Really not necessary. 237 00:08:18.414 --> 00:08:21.000 It's a sign of my love and affection for you, 238 00:08:21.125 --> 00:08:25.296 a literal symbol that I would drop everything on account 239 00:08:25.421 --> 00:08:26.214 of your beck and call. 240 00:08:26.339 --> 00:08:27.131 EMILY: Woo! 241 00:08:30.051 --> 00:08:31.260 Jared! 242 00:08:31.385 --> 00:08:32.094 Jared. 243 00:08:32.220 --> 00:08:33.137 Jared! 244 00:08:33.262 --> 00:08:34.013 Oh, I'm so sorry. 245 00:08:33.262 --> 00:08:34.013 Here. 246 00:08:34.138 --> 00:08:34.805 Here we go. 247 00:08:34.931 --> 00:08:35.848 Come here. 248 00:08:34.931 --> 00:08:35.848 Sorry. 249 00:08:35.973 --> 00:08:37.016 Are you OK? Are you sure? 250 00:08:37.141 --> 00:08:38.184 I'm OK. I'm fine. 251 00:08:38.267 --> 00:08:39.227 - Here, let me help you. 252 00:08:38.267 --> 00:08:39.227 - Oh, no. 253 00:08:39.393 --> 00:08:40.311 Not again. 254 00:08:39.393 --> 00:08:40.311 JARED: It's time. 255 00:08:40.436 --> 00:08:41.312 No, no, no, Jared. 256 00:08:41.437 --> 00:08:42.688 Let's bring it down a notch. 257 00:08:42.772 --> 00:08:44.148 Remember the mantra we've been working on. 258 00:08:44.273 --> 00:08:45.691 Not my weeds. Not my garden. 259 00:08:45.816 --> 00:08:49.862 Emily, when you hold 260 00:08:45.816 --> 00:08:49.862 the mantle of the presidency, 261 00:08:49.987 --> 00:08:52.782 this entire neighborhood 262 00:08:49.987 --> 00:08:52.782 is my garden. 263 00:08:52.907 --> 00:08:53.741 Now, if you will. 264 00:08:56.786 --> 00:09:00.081 Brought the clipboard 265 00:08:56.786 --> 00:09:00.081 on the honeymoon? 266 00:09:00.248 --> 00:09:01.874 [doorbell rings] 267 00:09:01.958 --> 00:09:05.002 MAN (ON INTERCOM): You rang? 268 00:09:05.127 --> 00:09:07.630 Uh, yes, I did ring. 269 00:09:07.755 --> 00:09:10.216 I wanted to introduce 270 00:09:07.755 --> 00:09:10.216 myself and ask 271 00:09:10.299 --> 00:09:12.051 you a few questions 272 00:09:10.299 --> 00:09:12.051 about your understanding 273 00:09:12.176 --> 00:09:13.427 of the HOA guidelines. 274 00:09:13.552 --> 00:09:15.221 Honey, I don't think 275 00:09:13.552 --> 00:09:15.221 that's an actual person. 276 00:09:15.346 --> 00:09:17.181 I think that's a recording. 277 00:09:15.346 --> 00:09:17.181 - I think you're probably right. 278 00:09:17.306 --> 00:09:21.060 [laughs] [coughs] Sorry. 279 00:09:21.185 --> 00:09:22.478 Seriously, did you guys ring? 280 00:09:22.603 --> 00:09:23.479 Hi. 281 00:09:26.148 --> 00:09:29.026 Hi, I am Jared 282 00:09:26.148 --> 00:09:29.026 Farnsworth, HOA president 283 00:09:29.151 --> 00:09:30.528 of this lovely neighborhood. 284 00:09:30.653 --> 00:09:32.613 This is my first counselor 285 00:09:30.653 --> 00:09:32.613 and head of activities 286 00:09:32.738 --> 00:09:33.739 committee, Emily Melrose. 287 00:09:33.864 --> 00:09:34.740 Farnsworth. 288 00:09:34.865 --> 00:09:35.866 Emily Farnsworth. 289 00:09:35.992 --> 00:09:37.076 It's my newest title. 290 00:09:37.201 --> 00:09:38.160 Jared and I got 291 00:09:37.201 --> 00:09:38.160 married last month. 292 00:09:38.286 --> 00:09:39.662 Congratulations. 293 00:09:39.787 --> 00:09:41.372 We've heard tale of the presidential power couple. 294 00:09:41.497 --> 00:09:44.250 I had a premonition we would be graced by your presence. 295 00:09:44.375 --> 00:09:45.126 Won't you come inside? 296 00:09:45.293 --> 00:09:46.586 That would be amazing. 297 00:09:46.711 --> 00:09:48.587 It would-- it would, 298 00:09:46.711 --> 00:09:48.587 except that my wife and we 299 00:09:48.713 --> 00:09:50.590 just got back from 300 00:09:48.713 --> 00:09:50.590 our honeymoon, and we're very, 301 00:09:50.715 --> 00:09:52.216 very, very tired. 302 00:09:52.341 --> 00:09:54.427 That's nothing a little 303 00:09:52.341 --> 00:09:54.427 Jack-o-Lantern Java won't fix. 304 00:09:54.552 --> 00:09:56.137 And Marvin makes them extra strong. 305 00:09:56.304 --> 00:09:57.722 MARVIN: Yes, I do. 306 00:09:56.304 --> 00:09:57.722 - That sounds amazing. 307 00:09:57.847 --> 00:09:59.140 I'm sure it it. I'm sure it is. 308 00:09:59.265 --> 00:10:00.725 Except that we haven't 309 00:09:59.265 --> 00:10:00.725 been deloused yet. 310 00:10:00.850 --> 00:10:02.101 Deloused? 311 00:10:02.226 --> 00:10:04.020 Yes, but in the meantime, 312 00:10:02.226 --> 00:10:04.020 per your display, 313 00:10:04.145 --> 00:10:06.355 as detailed as it is, we are going to have to ask 314 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:08.232 you to, you know, pare it back. 315 00:10:08.357 --> 00:10:09.442 BOTH: Pare it back? 316 00:10:09.567 --> 00:10:11.402 The lights 317 00:10:09.567 --> 00:10:11.402 in the pumpkins can stay. 318 00:10:11.527 --> 00:10:13.321 Great touch, actually, but your lawn display 319 00:10:13.446 --> 00:10:19.619 has to go back 320 00:10:13.446 --> 00:10:19.619 into the crypt, as it were. 321 00:10:19.744 --> 00:10:21.329 I don't understand. 322 00:10:21.454 --> 00:10:24.707 Our realtor told us this was the most festive neighborhood 323 00:10:24.832 --> 00:10:26.125 in all of the state of Utah. 324 00:10:26.250 --> 00:10:26.917 And we are. 325 00:10:27.043 --> 00:10:28.294 Yes, at Christmas. 326 00:10:28.419 --> 00:10:31.380 We are Evergreen Lane, not Ever Scream Lane. 327 00:10:31.505 --> 00:10:32.673 Ever Scream Lane. 328 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:34.216 MARVIN: We should 329 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:34.216 totally call it that. 330 00:10:34.342 --> 00:10:35.051 Yes-- 331 00:10:35.176 --> 00:10:36.344 No, don't do that. 332 00:10:36.469 --> 00:10:38.554 That was just a very clever play on words 333 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:40.097 for me to emphasize my point. 334 00:10:40.222 --> 00:10:41.640 Which is what exactly? 335 00:10:41.766 --> 00:10:44.810 Per HOA guidelines, we-- 336 00:10:44.935 --> 00:10:50.149 it-- it says that Section 12-- 337 00:10:50.232 --> 00:10:52.318 I'm pretty sure it says you have too much Halloween. 338 00:10:52.443 --> 00:10:54.278 Well, that's not 339 00:10:52.443 --> 00:10:54.278 what Albert told us. 340 00:10:54.403 --> 00:10:55.905 MARVIN: And it was confirmed by Gail. 341 00:10:56.030 --> 00:10:57.490 Oh, so you've met my parents. 342 00:10:57.573 --> 00:10:59.367 They were the first to welcome 343 00:10:57.573 --> 00:10:59.367 us to the neighborhood. 344 00:10:59.533 --> 00:11:01.577 It's so nice of you both to let them stay with you 345 00:11:01.702 --> 00:11:03.412 for the rest 346 00:11:01.702 --> 00:11:03.412 of hurricane season, 347 00:11:03.537 --> 00:11:04.914 especially right after the wedding. 348 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:08.084 Must be scoring some serious 349 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:08.084 son-in-law points there. 350 00:11:08.209 --> 00:11:08.918 Mm-hmm. 351 00:11:09.043 --> 00:11:10.503 Well, I better be. 352 00:11:10.628 --> 00:11:12.088 You know what? 353 00:11:12.213 --> 00:11:13.506 Why don't you just excuse us. 354 00:11:12.213 --> 00:11:13.506 We're gonna get settled. 355 00:11:13.631 --> 00:11:15.383 And then we can discuss 356 00:11:13.631 --> 00:11:15.383 this whole in-laws 357 00:11:15.508 --> 00:11:16.258 and bylaws situation. 358 00:11:16.384 --> 00:11:17.385 Does that sound OK? 359 00:11:17.551 --> 00:11:19.345 Fair is foul, 360 00:11:17.551 --> 00:11:19.345 and foul is fair. 361 00:11:19.470 --> 00:11:21.430 Just let us know. 362 00:11:21.555 --> 00:11:22.515 Will do. 363 00:11:22.640 --> 00:11:23.349 Let's go. 364 00:11:23.474 --> 00:11:24.350 Turn around. 365 00:11:24.433 --> 00:11:25.393 LUNA: So great to meet you. 366 00:11:25.559 --> 00:11:26.185 MARVIN: Ta-ta. 367 00:11:26.310 --> 00:11:27.353 Same here. 368 00:11:27.478 --> 00:11:29.021 That's a strange couple. 369 00:11:29.105 --> 00:11:30.398 Indeed. 370 00:11:30.523 --> 00:11:34.235 [music playing] 371 00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:36.320 EMILY: I really hope you're not mad at me. 372 00:11:36.445 --> 00:11:37.697 I'm definitely not mad, Emily. 373 00:11:37.822 --> 00:11:39.573 I'm just a little surprised, is all. 374 00:11:39.740 --> 00:11:40.574 Why didn't you tell me you invited them? 375 00:11:40.741 --> 00:11:42.201 I'm so sorry. 376 00:11:42.284 --> 00:11:43.661 My mom asked in the middle of the wedding craziness, 377 00:11:43.786 --> 00:11:44.662 and I just forgot. 378 00:11:44.787 --> 00:11:46.247 I truly am sorry. 379 00:11:46.372 --> 00:11:48.207 But they're in the guest loft above the garage. 380 00:11:48.332 --> 00:11:49.417 You're never gonna see them. 381 00:11:49.542 --> 00:11:50.876 Well, don't apologize. 382 00:11:51.001 --> 00:11:51.877 I love your parents. 383 00:11:51.961 --> 00:11:53.587 Love hosting your parents. 384 00:11:53.754 --> 00:11:55.756 It's just, you know, like you said, it's just me and you now, 385 00:11:55.881 --> 00:11:57.883 so I just want to be 386 00:11:55.881 --> 00:11:57.883 on the same page on this stuff. 387 00:11:58.008 --> 00:11:59.385 That's all. - Absolutely. 388 00:11:59.510 --> 00:12:00.386 I got your back. 389 00:12:00.511 --> 00:12:01.554 And I've got yours. 390 00:12:04.348 --> 00:12:06.851 Now, let's take care of this 391 00:12:04.348 --> 00:12:06.851 decoration situation. 392 00:12:06.976 --> 00:12:08.394 All right. 393 00:12:08.477 --> 00:12:10.396 ALBERT: Jared, what 394 00:12:08.477 --> 00:12:10.396 seems to be the problem? 395 00:12:10.479 --> 00:12:12.106 Oh, I don't know, Albert. 396 00:12:12.273 --> 00:12:13.858 Maybe the fact that we got back from the wedding of our dreams 397 00:12:13.983 --> 00:12:15.067 only to return to a nightmare. 398 00:12:15.192 --> 00:12:17.111 It's just a few lawn decorations. 399 00:12:17.236 --> 00:12:18.654 That's how it starts. 400 00:12:18.779 --> 00:12:20.239 And the next thing you know, 401 00:12:18.779 --> 00:12:20.239 the younger generation, 402 00:12:20.364 --> 00:12:21.365 they're sneaking out of their bedrooms, 403 00:12:21.490 --> 00:12:22.700 searching for the Great Pumpkin. 404 00:12:22.825 --> 00:12:24.160 Let's not get crazy now. 405 00:12:24.285 --> 00:12:25.661 I'm not. 406 00:12:25.786 --> 00:12:30.416 It-- it's just I'm hoping we are being sensitive 407 00:12:30.541 --> 00:12:32.710 to those who may 408 00:12:30.541 --> 00:12:32.710 not feel comfortable 409 00:12:32.835 --> 00:12:34.712 celebrating this time of year. 410 00:12:34.837 --> 00:12:37.339 We have bylaws put in place like this for a reason, right? 411 00:12:37.465 --> 00:12:38.591 But that's not entirely true. 412 00:12:38.716 --> 00:12:40.384 What do you mean it's not true? 413 00:12:40.509 --> 00:12:43.888 The motion to de-escalate the other holidays was proposed and 414 00:12:44.013 --> 00:12:47.600 hotly debated, but in the end, 415 00:12:44.013 --> 00:12:47.600 it was never voted 416 00:12:47.725 --> 00:12:50.102 on and therefore, never passed. 417 00:12:50.227 --> 00:12:52.521 What other lies have I been told? 418 00:12:52.646 --> 00:12:54.356 Nobody lied to you, Jared. 419 00:12:54.482 --> 00:12:58.110 The council just decided 420 00:12:54.482 --> 00:12:58.110 after what happened, 421 00:12:58.235 --> 00:13:00.112 maybe a vote wasn't necessary. 422 00:13:00.196 --> 00:13:03.741 Everyone agreed 423 00:13:00.196 --> 00:13:03.741 to honor the de-escalation 424 00:13:03.866 --> 00:13:05.326 of Halloween out of respect. 425 00:13:05.493 --> 00:13:07.244 But technically, there's 426 00:13:05.493 --> 00:13:07.244 no official bylaw. 427 00:13:07.369 --> 00:13:08.871 What do you mean 428 00:13:07.369 --> 00:13:08.871 after what happened? 429 00:13:08.996 --> 00:13:12.208 Oh, honey, have you forgotten? 430 00:13:12.333 --> 00:13:14.043 We did all of this for you. 431 00:13:14.168 --> 00:13:15.961 For me? 432 00:13:16.045 --> 00:13:17.797 Maybe she blocked it out. 433 00:13:17.922 --> 00:13:23.552 It was the last big Halloween we celebrated on the lane. 434 00:13:23.677 --> 00:13:26.388 You mean the last year with grandma. 435 00:13:26.514 --> 00:13:30.893 [gentle music] 436 00:13:32.770 --> 00:13:34.438 Excuse me. 437 00:13:34.563 --> 00:13:36.899 I'll be in the basement. 438 00:13:37.024 --> 00:13:41.612 The ba-- 439 00:13:41.737 --> 00:13:46.659 [intriguing music] 440 00:14:01.382 --> 00:14:03.926 Hey, Gram-Gram. 441 00:14:04.051 --> 00:14:06.720 I'm sorry I left you down here. 442 00:14:06.846 --> 00:14:11.892 I just couldn't figure out exactly where to put you. 443 00:14:12.059 --> 00:14:15.521 Your memory lives best 444 00:14:12.059 --> 00:14:15.521 in my head anyway. 445 00:14:15.646 --> 00:14:18.357 I know it's not the best way to deal with things, 446 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:22.903 but here we are in a basement 447 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:22.903 full of old memories. 448 00:14:23.070 --> 00:14:24.864 No one can bother us. 449 00:14:24.989 --> 00:14:26.615 [gasps] Jiminy Christmas. 450 00:14:24.989 --> 00:14:26.615 You scared me. 451 00:14:26.740 --> 00:14:27.825 I'm sorry. 452 00:14:27.950 --> 00:14:29.201 I know how you feel 453 00:14:27.950 --> 00:14:29.201 about basements 454 00:14:29.285 --> 00:14:32.997 and well, you've been down here for, wow, 455 00:14:33.122 --> 00:14:34.456 27 minutes and counting. 456 00:14:34.582 --> 00:14:35.958 It's gotta be a record for me. 457 00:14:36.083 --> 00:14:37.626 Honestly, it's not that bad. 458 00:14:37.751 --> 00:14:38.502 [pop] 459 00:14:38.627 --> 00:14:42.798 [screams] What was that? 460 00:14:42.923 --> 00:14:43.799 Furnace. 461 00:14:43.924 --> 00:14:45.050 Ah. 462 00:14:45.175 --> 00:14:46.468 Yeah, no, I still hate it down here. 463 00:14:46.594 --> 00:14:48.220 Yeah. 464 00:14:48.345 --> 00:14:50.139 [music playing] 465 00:14:50.264 --> 00:14:52.016 You OK? 466 00:14:52.141 --> 00:14:54.143 Yeah, I'll be fine. 467 00:14:54.268 --> 00:14:56.061 Oh. 468 00:14:56.186 --> 00:14:58.355 I think I've just been so focused 469 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.358 on the wedding 470 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:01.358 and our future that I 471 00:15:01.483 --> 00:15:04.570 kind of forgot about the past. 472 00:15:04.653 --> 00:15:06.780 Well, she was a great woman. 473 00:15:06.905 --> 00:15:10.117 EMILY: Yeah, I can still hear her voice. 474 00:15:10.242 --> 00:15:12.286 Remember what she always 475 00:15:10.242 --> 00:15:12.286 used to say to us? 476 00:15:12.411 --> 00:15:14.913 GRAM-GRAM: You two 477 00:15:12.411 --> 00:15:14.913 belong in a storybook. 478 00:15:19.126 --> 00:15:20.711 It's Halloween, sweetie. 479 00:15:20.836 --> 00:15:22.796 What could you possibly 480 00:15:20.836 --> 00:15:22.796 be upset about? 481 00:15:22.963 --> 00:15:24.590 Ashlynn Ashworth and her friends 482 00:15:24.673 --> 00:15:26.425 dressed like 483 00:15:24.673 --> 00:15:26.425 scarecrows in her yard. 484 00:15:26.550 --> 00:15:29.094 And they totally jumped 485 00:15:26.550 --> 00:15:29.094 out and scared us. 486 00:15:29.178 --> 00:15:30.596 You got yard yelped, did ya? 487 00:15:30.721 --> 00:15:31.513 Yep. 488 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:32.723 Don't let them get to you. 489 00:15:32.848 --> 00:15:34.350 They were just 490 00:15:32.848 --> 00:15:34.350 trying to have fun. 491 00:15:34.475 --> 00:15:38.062 But I ran so fast, I spilled my candy on the way back. 492 00:15:38.187 --> 00:15:39.647 That's OK, Emily. 493 00:15:39.772 --> 00:15:40.814 I'll share mine. 494 00:15:40.940 --> 00:15:42.775 Jared, that 495 00:15:40.940 --> 00:15:42.775 won't be necessary. 496 00:15:42.900 --> 00:15:44.693 I'll take you two 497 00:15:42.900 --> 00:15:44.693 out on the golf cart. 498 00:15:44.818 --> 00:15:45.986 Awesome. 499 00:15:46.153 --> 00:15:48.197 I heard Mary Louise and Bob are giving 500 00:15:48.322 --> 00:15:49.740 out full-sized candy bars. 501 00:15:49.865 --> 00:15:51.450 We gotta get there before they run out. 502 00:15:51.575 --> 00:15:54.370 All in good time, my pretties. 503 00:15:54.495 --> 00:15:58.207 All in good time. 504 00:15:58.332 --> 00:16:01.961 Before we go, why don't 505 00:15:58.332 --> 00:16:01.961 you tell Jared what 506 00:16:02.086 --> 00:16:03.962 I always say about Halloween? 507 00:16:04.088 --> 00:16:05.965 Never go to Ned's house. 508 00:16:06.090 --> 00:16:08.300 He only gives out 509 00:16:06.090 --> 00:16:08.300 free stride elk liver. 510 00:16:08.384 --> 00:16:09.468 True. 511 00:16:09.551 --> 00:16:11.053 What else do I say about Halloween? 512 00:16:11.178 --> 00:16:13.972 It started as a day to 513 00:16:11.178 --> 00:16:13.972 remember those who passed away. 514 00:16:14.098 --> 00:16:17.476 Even though we get to dress up and get candy from our friends 515 00:16:17.601 --> 00:16:20.521 and family, we 516 00:16:17.601 --> 00:16:20.521 should also remember 517 00:16:20.646 --> 00:16:23.440 our friends and family members that aren't with us anymore. 518 00:16:23.565 --> 00:16:25.484 And not only should we remember them, 519 00:16:25.609 --> 00:16:26.860 but they should be celebrated. 520 00:16:26.985 --> 00:16:29.321 But why do we dress up? 521 00:16:29.446 --> 00:16:30.572 Because it's tradition. 522 00:16:30.698 --> 00:16:32.366 And there's no 523 00:16:30.698 --> 00:16:32.366 better way to connect 524 00:16:32.491 --> 00:16:35.536 with your friends and neighbors than through age old traditions. 525 00:16:35.661 --> 00:16:38.914 Now, what do you say we get 526 00:16:35.661 --> 00:16:38.914 back to my favorite one of all, 527 00:16:39.039 --> 00:16:39.707 trick or treating? 528 00:16:39.873 --> 00:16:41.083 Let's do it! 529 00:16:41.208 --> 00:16:43.252 All right, kids, mount up. 530 00:16:43.377 --> 00:16:44.336 Woo! 531 00:16:44.461 --> 00:16:45.963 Happy Halloween! 532 00:16:46.088 --> 00:16:48.382 We got so much candy that year. 533 00:16:48.549 --> 00:16:51.009 Buckets full. 534 00:16:51.135 --> 00:16:52.928 Aw. 535 00:16:53.053 --> 00:16:54.471 I had no idea that'd 536 00:16:53.053 --> 00:16:54.471 be the last time 537 00:16:54.596 --> 00:16:56.432 she took us trick or treating. 538 00:16:56.557 --> 00:16:58.100 She was gone just two weeks later. 539 00:16:58.225 --> 00:17:00.310 That's when the neighborhood decided to take a step back. 540 00:17:00.436 --> 00:17:03.272 She was the center of the 541 00:17:00.436 --> 00:17:03.272 celebration with her creativity 542 00:17:03.397 --> 00:17:05.524 and the costumes 543 00:17:03.397 --> 00:17:05.524 and the decorations. 544 00:17:05.649 --> 00:17:06.942 She always inspired everybody. 545 00:17:07.067 --> 00:17:08.694 Halloween was never the same without her. 546 00:17:08.777 --> 00:17:10.612 Of course, I was 547 00:17:08.777 --> 00:17:10.612 heartbroken when she passed, 548 00:17:10.738 --> 00:17:12.698 but I had no idea 549 00:17:10.738 --> 00:17:12.698 that's why everyone else 550 00:17:12.823 --> 00:17:14.324 pulled back from celebrating. 551 00:17:14.450 --> 00:17:16.201 And I never asked for that. 552 00:17:16.326 --> 00:17:18.537 And certainly not something Gram-Gram would have wanted. 553 00:17:18.662 --> 00:17:19.538 No, you're right. 554 00:17:19.621 --> 00:17:20.873 I mean, she said it herself. 555 00:17:20.998 --> 00:17:22.708 Halloween is for remembering 556 00:17:20.998 --> 00:17:22.708 your loved ones 557 00:17:22.833 --> 00:17:25.961 and having a whole lot of fun. 558 00:17:26.086 --> 00:17:28.839 It's time we bring Halloween 559 00:17:26.086 --> 00:17:28.839 back, Evergreen style. 560 00:17:28.964 --> 00:17:30.340 Are you sure about this? 561 00:17:30.466 --> 00:17:31.633 No, I'm not sure about this. 562 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:33.552 I'm actually scared half 563 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:33.552 to death about this. 564 00:17:33.635 --> 00:17:34.470 You know how I am. 565 00:17:34.595 --> 00:17:36.055 I don't like scary movies. 566 00:17:36.180 --> 00:17:37.431 I don't even like movies 567 00:17:36.180 --> 00:17:37.431 that people say aren't scary, 568 00:17:37.556 --> 00:17:38.640 but definitely are. - Tell me about it. 569 00:17:38.766 --> 00:17:39.767 I've been trying 570 00:17:38.766 --> 00:17:39.767 to get you to finish 571 00:17:39.892 --> 00:17:41.101 NeverEnding Story or forever. 572 00:17:41.226 --> 00:17:42.728 Yeah, that's 573 00:17:41.226 --> 00:17:42.728 never gonna happen 574 00:17:42.853 --> 00:17:44.146 because I hate quicksand as much 575 00:17:42.853 --> 00:17:44.146 as I hate scary basements. 576 00:17:44.271 --> 00:17:45.939 Noted. 577 00:17:46.065 --> 00:17:48.400 But it's time for you to wake up and face the creepy organ music. 578 00:17:48.525 --> 00:17:51.779 For the neighborhood 579 00:17:48.525 --> 00:17:51.779 and for grandma. 580 00:17:51.904 --> 00:17:53.697 And for you. 581 00:17:53.822 --> 00:17:57.284 Now, let's get you out of here. 582 00:17:57.409 --> 00:17:58.452 But first-- 583 00:17:58.577 --> 00:17:59.912 No kissing 584 00:17:58.577 --> 00:17:59.912 in the creepy basement. 585 00:18:00.037 --> 00:18:01.079 Fair enough. 586 00:18:01.205 --> 00:18:02.581 Speed it up, Buttercup. 587 00:18:02.664 --> 00:18:05.459 We got work to do. 588 00:18:05.626 --> 00:18:08.712 Looking good, Grandma. 589 00:18:08.837 --> 00:18:11.298 I figured I could call you that now that I'm 590 00:18:11.423 --> 00:18:14.259 officially in the family. 591 00:18:14.384 --> 00:18:15.886 Don't worry. 592 00:18:16.011 --> 00:18:17.554 We're gonna make you proud. 593 00:18:17.679 --> 00:18:20.140 EMILY: Come up to the attic. 594 00:18:20.265 --> 00:18:22.017 You have to see this. 595 00:18:22.142 --> 00:18:23.977 Em, do you just want 596 00:18:22.142 --> 00:18:23.977 to bring them down here? 597 00:18:24.103 --> 00:18:24.937 EMILY: I can't. 598 00:18:25.062 --> 00:18:26.730 Just-- please just come up. 599 00:18:29.525 --> 00:18:32.986 [wind blows] 600 00:18:35.948 --> 00:18:39.910 [creepy music] 601 00:18:42.871 --> 00:18:46.834 [floorboards creaking] 602 00:18:52.047 --> 00:18:53.549 Wow. 603 00:18:53.674 --> 00:18:55.467 EMILY: Look what I found. 604 00:18:55.592 --> 00:18:57.094 Portal to Pan's Labyrinth. 605 00:18:57.219 --> 00:18:59.680 This was 606 00:18:57.219 --> 00:18:59.680 my grandma's witch hat. 607 00:18:59.805 --> 00:19:01.557 Oh, there's so much great stuff up here. 608 00:19:01.682 --> 00:19:04.143 I can see why you 609 00:19:01.682 --> 00:19:04.143 spent so much time here. 610 00:19:04.268 --> 00:19:05.602 You've never been to my attic? 611 00:19:05.727 --> 00:19:07.354 No, I was never allowed. 612 00:19:07.521 --> 00:19:08.981 And apparently, I'm still trespassing. 613 00:19:09.064 --> 00:19:12.985 EMILY: "No boys allowed, even Jawid Fawnswuff." 614 00:19:13.068 --> 00:19:14.570 My spelling was atrocious. 615 00:19:14.695 --> 00:19:16.738 In your defense, that is 616 00:19:14.695 --> 00:19:16.738 the way I used to pronounce it. 617 00:19:16.864 --> 00:19:20.325 Well, Jared Farnsworth is very much allowed up here. 618 00:19:20.450 --> 00:19:21.743 He's not a boy. 619 00:19:20.450 --> 00:19:21.743 He's a man. 620 00:19:21.869 --> 00:19:22.578 My man. 621 00:19:22.703 --> 00:19:23.996 Mm-hmm. 622 00:19:24.121 --> 00:19:25.664 All right. 623 00:19:25.789 --> 00:19:27.165 We have to brainstorm how we are gonna make this the best 624 00:19:27.291 --> 00:19:28.834 Halloween in years. 625 00:19:28.959 --> 00:19:30.586 We could start by selling 626 00:19:28.959 --> 00:19:30.586 tickets to this creepy attic. 627 00:19:30.711 --> 00:19:31.503 Come on. 628 00:19:31.628 --> 00:19:32.337 It's not that creepy. 629 00:19:32.421 --> 00:19:33.755 Hmm-- 630 00:19:33.881 --> 00:19:36.174 I will not be ashamed by my choice in music. 631 00:19:36.258 --> 00:19:38.051 And how do you explain the creepy typewriter 632 00:19:38.218 --> 00:19:38.969 from The Shining? 633 00:19:39.094 --> 00:19:40.179 That was my grandma's. 634 00:19:40.262 --> 00:19:41.763 She taught me 635 00:19:40.262 --> 00:19:41.763 to type on that one. 636 00:19:41.889 --> 00:19:43.932 Yeah, and that was 637 00:19:41.889 --> 00:19:43.932 the desk where I would 638 00:19:44.057 --> 00:19:45.392 sit and write all my stories. 639 00:19:45.517 --> 00:19:47.519 You know, maybe this is a message from her to get 640 00:19:47.644 --> 00:19:49.313 you to start writing again. 641 00:19:49.438 --> 00:19:52.858 I wish she'd sent that message to my former agent or publisher 642 00:19:52.941 --> 00:19:54.359 or two. 643 00:19:54.484 --> 00:19:56.278 I spent most of my 20s 644 00:19:54.484 --> 00:19:56.278 trying to make 645 00:19:56.403 --> 00:19:59.907 a career out of writing stories, but it just wasn't meant to be. 646 00:20:00.073 --> 00:20:01.950 Maybe it's best this chapter of my life 647 00:20:02.075 --> 00:20:05.245 is left up here, just 648 00:20:02.075 --> 00:20:05.245 a beautiful childhood memory. 649 00:20:05.370 --> 00:20:06.914 This was your dream, Em. 650 00:20:07.080 --> 00:20:10.542 Yeah, but when your dream is just collecting dust in a box, 651 00:20:10.667 --> 00:20:14.963 it's time to pack it up and move on. 652 00:20:15.088 --> 00:20:16.548 All right, we gotta get busy. 653 00:20:15.088 --> 00:20:16.548 - OK. 654 00:20:16.673 --> 00:20:17.591 EMILY: We have an HOA 655 00:20:16.673 --> 00:20:17.591 meeting to plan. 656 00:20:17.716 --> 00:20:18.884 Yes! 657 00:20:19.009 --> 00:20:20.135 We have some serious bylaws to propose. 658 00:20:20.260 --> 00:20:21.303 Mm! 659 00:20:21.428 --> 00:20:22.721 I am gonna 660 00:20:21.428 --> 00:20:22.721 to mobilize the ladies 661 00:20:22.804 --> 00:20:24.264 of the activities committee. 662 00:20:22.804 --> 00:20:24.264 JARED: Mm-hmm. 663 00:20:24.389 --> 00:20:24.932 And if you could coordinate 664 00:20:24.389 --> 00:20:24.932 with Ned about a venue. 665 00:20:25.057 --> 00:20:25.724 On it. 666 00:20:25.849 --> 00:20:28.060 Thank you. 667 00:20:28.185 --> 00:20:32.022 [gentle music] 668 00:20:38.195 --> 00:20:39.029 Oh, Jared. 669 00:20:45.535 --> 00:20:47.871 Thanks 670 00:20:45.535 --> 00:20:47.871 for the inspiration, Gram. 671 00:20:47.996 --> 00:20:48.872 We'll make you proud. 672 00:20:51.959 --> 00:20:53.168 [cell phone dings] 673 00:20:53.293 --> 00:20:55.003 All right, Evergreen 674 00:20:53.293 --> 00:20:55.003 ladies, this 675 00:20:55.128 --> 00:20:56.755 may come as a very big surprise, but 676 00:20:56.880 --> 00:20:58.966 in honor of my sweet 677 00:20:56.880 --> 00:20:58.966 Grandma Melrose, 678 00:20:59.132 --> 00:21:02.260 I want to help bring back Halloween in a big way. 679 00:21:02.344 --> 00:21:04.096 So let's get a good 680 00:21:02.344 --> 00:21:04.096 old-fashioned brainstorm 681 00:21:04.179 --> 00:21:06.431 going on the thread, 682 00:21:04.179 --> 00:21:06.431 traditions, old and new. 683 00:21:06.556 --> 00:21:07.474 All ideas welcome. 684 00:21:07.599 --> 00:21:08.684 Fire 'em off. 685 00:21:08.809 --> 00:21:13.605 And as Gram-Gram 686 00:21:08.809 --> 00:21:13.605 would say, mount up. 687 00:21:13.689 --> 00:21:15.315 Come on, honey, let's go. 688 00:21:15.440 --> 00:21:17.734 Ned's hosting, and you know he needs a good 36 hour advance 689 00:21:17.859 --> 00:21:18.860 notice to demusk the place. 690 00:21:18.986 --> 00:21:20.320 JARED: Coming, sweetheart. 691 00:21:24.199 --> 00:21:26.368 I thought we agreed after the last time 692 00:21:26.493 --> 00:21:29.121 that we weren't gonna hold the HOA meetings at Ned's anymore. 693 00:21:29.246 --> 00:21:31.665 I mean, he served 694 00:21:29.246 --> 00:21:31.665 expired military rations. 695 00:21:31.832 --> 00:21:33.667 I think we should 696 00:21:31.832 --> 00:21:33.667 have a potluck chart. 697 00:21:33.792 --> 00:21:35.460 Well, then we're 698 00:21:33.792 --> 00:21:35.460 gonna need a lot of luck 699 00:21:35.585 --> 00:21:37.879 because Susie's funeral potatoes almost killed me. 700 00:21:38.005 --> 00:21:39.172 I'm impressed. 701 00:21:39.298 --> 00:21:41.049 You have really 702 00:21:39.298 --> 00:21:41.049 upped your game here. 703 00:21:41.174 --> 00:21:42.342 What, is the queen coming? 704 00:21:42.467 --> 00:21:43.969 Nothing says royalty like charcuterie. 705 00:21:44.094 --> 00:21:45.304 I've got the donuts! 706 00:21:45.429 --> 00:21:46.972 Dibs on the creepy cruller. 707 00:21:47.097 --> 00:21:49.725 Ned, don't push 708 00:21:47.097 --> 00:21:49.725 me on the pastries. 709 00:21:49.850 --> 00:21:53.729 You can't have a creepy cruller 710 00:21:49.850 --> 00:21:53.729 because they don't exist. 711 00:21:53.854 --> 00:21:56.106 Wait, there are only crullers? 712 00:21:56.231 --> 00:21:57.816 No donuts? 713 00:21:57.941 --> 00:21:59.401 I know how popular they are, so I made them all "croo-lers." 714 00:21:59.526 --> 00:22:00.152 I'm sorry. 715 00:22:00.277 --> 00:22:01.069 What did you say? 716 00:22:01.194 --> 00:22:01.820 Crullers. 717 00:22:01.945 --> 00:22:03.321 I-- I said crullers. 718 00:22:03.447 --> 00:22:04.573 That's what I thought. 719 00:22:04.698 --> 00:22:05.866 Thank you, Belinda. 720 00:22:06.033 --> 00:22:07.326 At least you won't 721 00:22:06.033 --> 00:22:07.326 embarrass yourself leg 722 00:22:07.451 --> 00:22:09.077 wrestling Bob for one of them. 723 00:22:09.202 --> 00:22:12.080 I would have won if he let me wear my orthotic sneakers. 724 00:22:12.205 --> 00:22:14.624 It was barefoot or bust in my day. 725 00:22:14.750 --> 00:22:17.169 That's because they 726 00:22:14.750 --> 00:22:17.169 hadn't invented shoes yet. 727 00:22:17.294 --> 00:22:20.255 So, what's the tea, fam? 728 00:22:20.380 --> 00:22:22.716 Are the new neighbors going to show up today? 729 00:22:22.883 --> 00:22:25.010 If they do, I'm sure it will be in a puff of smoke 730 00:22:25.093 --> 00:22:26.511 or on broom back. 731 00:22:26.636 --> 00:22:28.597 I swear those two are witches. 732 00:22:28.722 --> 00:22:30.265 Have you ever heard that Luna speak? 733 00:22:30.390 --> 00:22:33.352 Every word she says sounds like she's casting a spell. 734 00:22:33.477 --> 00:22:34.186 So spooky. 735 00:22:34.269 --> 00:22:35.354 Yeah. 736 00:22:35.479 --> 00:22:36.688 They've been 737 00:22:35.479 --> 00:22:36.688 invited, as per Jared 738 00:22:36.813 --> 00:22:39.107 and the prima conventus 739 00:22:36.813 --> 00:22:39.107 clause of '94. 740 00:22:39.232 --> 00:22:42.235 I've heard that 741 00:22:39.232 --> 00:22:42.235 Marvin is a mortgage 742 00:22:42.402 --> 00:22:47.032 banker by day and moonlights 743 00:22:42.402 --> 00:22:47.032 as an undertaker just for kicks. 744 00:22:47.157 --> 00:22:50.035 I don't know what they called them in the 19th century, but 745 00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:52.579 today, we call them morticians. 746 00:22:52.704 --> 00:22:54.206 And where did you 747 00:22:52.704 --> 00:22:54.206 hear that from anyway? 748 00:22:54.331 --> 00:22:55.540 Well, I'll give you a hint. 749 00:22:55.665 --> 00:22:57.793 He wears a singlet 750 00:22:55.665 --> 00:22:57.793 for underwear, 751 00:22:57.918 --> 00:23:01.713 and he believes that pro wrestling is real. 752 00:23:01.838 --> 00:23:04.800 If a masked man gave you the tombstone pile driver 753 00:23:04.925 --> 00:23:08.303 at a Waffle House outside of Galveston, I assure you, 754 00:23:08.428 --> 00:23:10.931 you would know just 755 00:23:08.428 --> 00:23:10.931 how real it is. 756 00:23:11.056 --> 00:23:14.101 I can see that your ongoing litigation with the undertaker 757 00:23:14.226 --> 00:23:15.769 hasn't been resolved. 758 00:23:15.936 --> 00:23:18.688 That doesn't mean that Marvin works in a mortuary for fun. 759 00:23:18.814 --> 00:23:19.564 NED: Think about it. 760 00:23:19.689 --> 00:23:22.025 The initials, M. Balmer. 761 00:23:22.150 --> 00:23:23.777 M. Balmer. 762 00:23:23.902 --> 00:23:26.196 What kind of a cruel joke were his parents playing? 763 00:23:26.321 --> 00:23:29.324 Worst part is 764 00:23:26.321 --> 00:23:29.324 I'm M. Balmer V. So 765 00:23:29.449 --> 00:23:32.077 that's five generations of being 766 00:23:29.449 --> 00:23:32.077 bullied in middle school. 767 00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:35.288 But no, I am not a mortician for fun or professionally. 768 00:23:35.413 --> 00:23:37.040 Just want to clear 769 00:23:35.413 --> 00:23:37.040 that up from the jump. 770 00:23:37.165 --> 00:23:38.416 Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. 771 00:23:38.542 --> 00:23:39.751 I'm not offended in the least. 772 00:23:39.876 --> 00:23:41.586 Round about the cauldron go. 773 00:23:41.711 --> 00:23:44.464 In the poison, entrails throw. 774 00:23:44.589 --> 00:23:47.175 No, the poison and then-- 775 00:23:47.300 --> 00:23:50.303 And while we're at it, my wife is not a witch. 776 00:23:50.429 --> 00:23:52.013 Exactly what 777 00:23:50.429 --> 00:23:52.013 a witch would say. 778 00:23:52.139 --> 00:23:53.598 Dibs on the ruby slippers. 779 00:23:53.682 --> 00:23:55.851 Round about the cauldron go. 780 00:23:55.976 --> 00:23:58.687 In the poison, entrails throw. 781 00:23:58.812 --> 00:24:00.564 Yes. 782 00:24:00.689 --> 00:24:02.899 Oh, sorry. 783 00:24:03.024 --> 00:24:04.693 You guys must think I'm crazy. 784 00:24:04.818 --> 00:24:06.486 I just got cast in Macbeth 785 00:24:04.818 --> 00:24:06.486 at the Castle Theater. 786 00:24:06.653 --> 00:24:07.654 Oh. 787 00:24:07.821 --> 00:24:09.197 She's gonna be witch number one. 788 00:24:09.322 --> 00:24:10.615 Yeah, that's-- that's 789 00:24:09.322 --> 00:24:10.615 sort of a dream role for me. 790 00:24:10.740 --> 00:24:12.742 Your dream role 791 00:24:10.740 --> 00:24:12.742 is witch number one? 792 00:24:12.868 --> 00:24:14.786 Yeah, 'cause witch number 793 00:24:12.868 --> 00:24:14.786 two was already cast. 794 00:24:14.911 --> 00:24:16.121 Ah. 795 00:24:16.204 --> 00:24:18.248 Marvin and I are 796 00:24:16.204 --> 00:24:18.248 English professors at UVU 797 00:24:18.373 --> 00:24:19.958 and total Shakespeare buffs. 798 00:24:20.083 --> 00:24:21.793 What light through 799 00:24:20.083 --> 00:24:21.793 yonder window 800 00:24:21.918 --> 00:24:24.129 breaks Ti's our new neighbors. 801 00:24:24.254 --> 00:24:26.047 And Halloween is their sun. 802 00:24:26.173 --> 00:24:28.175 I see we have a fellow Shakespearean among us. 803 00:24:28.300 --> 00:24:31.219 Just got my Bard card renewed a fortnight ago. 804 00:24:31.344 --> 00:24:32.012 Huzzah. 805 00:24:32.137 --> 00:24:33.138 Ah. 806 00:24:33.263 --> 00:24:34.472 Here we go. 807 00:24:34.598 --> 00:24:37.225 And your lawn display is amazing BTDubs. 808 00:24:37.350 --> 00:24:38.977 An homage to the great 809 00:24:37.350 --> 00:24:38.977 tragedies. 810 00:24:39.102 --> 00:24:40.604 Mm. 811 00:24:40.729 --> 00:24:42.480 Shakespeare was the father of the modern horror genre. 812 00:24:42.606 --> 00:24:43.481 Thou speaketh truth. 813 00:24:43.607 --> 00:24:45.025 Aye, aye. 814 00:24:45.192 --> 00:24:46.484 MARVIN: Aye. 815 00:24:46.568 --> 00:24:50.530 Alas, I hate to break up this fun little drama 816 00:24:50.697 --> 00:24:54.659 camp we've got going on here, but this is Evergreen Lane, not 817 00:24:54.784 --> 00:24:55.911 the Globe Theater. 818 00:24:56.036 --> 00:24:58.163 And our HOA 819 00:24:56.036 --> 00:24:58.163 president would never 820 00:24:58.288 --> 00:25:00.832 allow this level of theatrics. 821 00:25:00.957 --> 00:25:01.666 [smoke puff] 822 00:25:01.791 --> 00:25:03.376 Oh! 823 00:25:03.501 --> 00:25:07.339 Ladies and gentlemen of the HOA, for the first time ever, 824 00:25:07.464 --> 00:25:08.840 we present-- 825 00:25:08.965 --> 00:25:12.552 [coughing] 826 00:25:13.470 --> 00:25:16.056 To your muster stations. 827 00:25:16.223 --> 00:25:18.600 Go. 828 00:25:18.725 --> 00:25:21.394 Move. 829 00:25:21.519 --> 00:25:22.604 I got the "croo-lers"." 830 00:25:22.729 --> 00:25:24.231 PAMELA: It's pronounced cruller! 831 00:25:28.401 --> 00:25:32.405 Ladies and gentlemen, I do 832 00:25:28.401 --> 00:25:32.405 apologize for this late start. 833 00:25:32.530 --> 00:25:34.824 I was unaware of the potency 834 00:25:32.530 --> 00:25:34.824 of indoor smoke bombs. 835 00:25:34.950 --> 00:25:37.786 You could have just borrowed my Bulgarian fog condenser, 836 00:25:37.911 --> 00:25:38.954 but whatever. 837 00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:39.996 Noted. 838 00:25:40.121 --> 00:25:41.373 Thank you. 839 00:25:41.456 --> 00:25:43.541 I'm sure you're all 840 00:25:41.456 --> 00:25:43.541 wondering why we called 841 00:25:43.625 --> 00:25:44.626 this last-minute meeting. 842 00:25:44.751 --> 00:25:46.044 No, not really. 843 00:25:46.127 --> 00:25:47.963 Emily emailed us all 844 00:25:46.127 --> 00:25:47.963 an itinerary last night. 845 00:25:48.088 --> 00:25:49.839 Great. well, I'm sure you're all wondering 846 00:25:49.965 --> 00:25:51.216 why the change of heart, then. 847 00:25:51.341 --> 00:25:54.553 No, Emily sent us 848 00:25:51.341 --> 00:25:54.553 a very inspirational voice 849 00:25:54.636 --> 00:25:56.346 memo explaining everything. 850 00:25:56.471 --> 00:25:57.931 Did she now? 851 00:25:58.098 --> 00:25:59.224 That's great. 852 00:25:59.349 --> 00:26:00.642 Well, I guess I'm not sure what I'm 853 00:26:00.767 --> 00:26:01.643 doing here other than just looking pretty fly 854 00:26:01.768 --> 00:26:03.270 in my vintage J. Press suit. 855 00:26:03.436 --> 00:26:05.105 You look great, babe. 856 00:26:03.436 --> 00:26:05.105 Do you want me to take this? 857 00:26:05.230 --> 00:26:06.314 Please, please. 858 00:26:06.439 --> 00:26:09.025 All right, everyone, 859 00:26:06.439 --> 00:26:09.025 per addendum B, 860 00:26:09.150 --> 00:26:11.486 subparagraph C 861 00:26:09.150 --> 00:26:11.486 of the HOA handbook, 862 00:26:11.611 --> 00:26:14.281 the head of the activities 863 00:26:11.611 --> 00:26:14.281 committee 864 00:26:14.406 --> 00:26:16.866 has the right and obligation 865 00:26:14.406 --> 00:26:16.866 to propose and 866 00:26:16.992 --> 00:26:19.077 uphold traditions new and old. 867 00:26:19.202 --> 00:26:20.662 I love it when you speak bylaw. 868 00:26:20.787 --> 00:26:22.414 Mm. 869 00:26:20.787 --> 00:26:22.414 I learned from the best. 870 00:26:22.539 --> 00:26:25.166 Wow, you two really took that two become one homily to heart. 871 00:26:25.292 --> 00:26:26.501 Oh, thank you so much, Pamela. 872 00:26:26.626 --> 00:26:27.419 That's really sweet. 873 00:26:27.544 --> 00:26:28.670 OK, please stop. 874 00:26:28.795 --> 00:26:30.338 So, I took 875 00:26:28.795 --> 00:26:30.338 the committee's feedback. 876 00:26:30.463 --> 00:26:32.424 I ran it by Mr. President here. 877 00:26:32.507 --> 00:26:35.802 And we have decided to turn Evergreen Lane 878 00:26:35.927 --> 00:26:40.765 into Ever Scream Lane. 879 00:26:40.890 --> 00:26:42.350 Oh, wow-- 880 00:26:42.475 --> 00:26:45.186 We have taken the traditions 881 00:26:42.475 --> 00:26:45.186 of yesteryear, combined 882 00:26:45.312 --> 00:26:47.314 with the zeitgeist of current day, 883 00:26:47.480 --> 00:26:50.358 to bring this spooky season to life in a new and thrilling way. 884 00:26:50.483 --> 00:26:51.609 Mwahaha. 885 00:26:51.735 --> 00:26:54.321 Inspired by the boldness 886 00:26:51.735 --> 00:26:54.321 of the Balmers, 887 00:26:54.446 --> 00:26:56.740 each household will be required to create 888 00:26:56.865 --> 00:27:00.035 a Halloween lawn display to 889 00:26:56.865 --> 00:27:00.035 bring the spirit of this holiday 890 00:27:00.160 --> 00:27:01.494 to life. 891 00:27:01.619 --> 00:27:03.872 You have one week to get your displays together 892 00:27:03.997 --> 00:27:05.165 or there will be consequences. 893 00:27:05.332 --> 00:27:06.625 [menacing laugh] 894 00:27:06.750 --> 00:27:08.043 I mean, it'll 895 00:27:06.750 --> 00:27:08.043 be like, you know, 896 00:27:08.168 --> 00:27:09.711 a citation or community 897 00:27:08.168 --> 00:27:09.711 service hours. 898 00:27:09.836 --> 00:27:13.757 But do not tempt me for I have fresh citation pads. 899 00:27:13.882 --> 00:27:17.302 There will be daily activities 900 00:27:13.882 --> 00:27:17.302 leading up to Halloween, 901 00:27:17.427 --> 00:27:19.137 such as a pumpkin painting contest. 902 00:27:19.262 --> 00:27:20.472 Painting? 903 00:27:20.597 --> 00:27:22.807 Why don't we just carve those puppies? 904 00:27:22.932 --> 00:27:24.643 Because Ned, pumpkin 905 00:27:22.932 --> 00:27:24.643 guts are gross. 906 00:27:24.768 --> 00:27:25.477 They're stringy. They're slimy. 907 00:27:25.602 --> 00:27:26.478 No. 908 00:27:26.603 --> 00:27:28.271 But it's very visceral for me. 909 00:27:28.396 --> 00:27:31.983 OK, please, Ned, we don't have time for your sensory obsession. 910 00:27:32.108 --> 00:27:33.652 Touch your corduroys. 911 00:27:32.108 --> 00:27:33.652 EMILY: Thank you, Pamela. 912 00:27:33.777 --> 00:27:35.445 You're gonna be thrilled 913 00:27:33.777 --> 00:27:35.445 to know that there 914 00:27:35.570 --> 00:27:37.072 will be a Beastly Bake-Off. 915 00:27:37.197 --> 00:27:38.198 Yes! 916 00:27:38.323 --> 00:27:39.491 Haha! 917 00:27:39.616 --> 00:27:42.661 Oh, my gosh, I could be Ghoulia Child. 918 00:27:42.786 --> 00:27:44.329 With spooky sweaters. 919 00:27:44.412 --> 00:27:46.956 And just how we do 920 00:27:44.412 --> 00:27:46.956 a toy drive at Christmas, 921 00:27:47.082 --> 00:27:49.084 we will be doing 922 00:27:47.082 --> 00:27:49.084 a charity food drive. 923 00:27:49.209 --> 00:27:52.003 But, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, to top it all off-- 924 00:27:52.128 --> 00:27:52.921 [clears throat] 925 00:27:53.046 --> 00:27:54.506 Sorry. 926 00:27:54.589 --> 00:27:55.924 OK, Jared really wanted 927 00:27:54.589 --> 00:27:55.924 to do this part so go ahead. 928 00:27:56.049 --> 00:27:57.342 Thank you so much, honey. 929 00:27:57.467 --> 00:28:00.387 And to top it all off, on all Hallows' Eve-- 930 00:28:00.553 --> 00:28:01.680 October 31, Halloween. 931 00:28:01.805 --> 00:28:03.682 --after the tricks have been played, 932 00:28:03.807 --> 00:28:06.267 after the treats have been treated, 933 00:28:06.393 --> 00:28:11.981 we will have a cul-de-sac 934 00:28:06.393 --> 00:28:11.981 carnival costume competition. 935 00:28:12.107 --> 00:28:14.275 So bring that 936 00:28:12.107 --> 00:28:14.275 creativity to life. 937 00:28:14.401 --> 00:28:18.196 Are there any rules to who we can or cannot impersonate? 938 00:28:18.321 --> 00:28:19.823 No more foreign dignitaries. 939 00:28:19.948 --> 00:28:21.366 We do not need 940 00:28:19.948 --> 00:28:21.366 the FBI here again. 941 00:28:21.491 --> 00:28:23.118 Yes, Ned. 942 00:28:23.243 --> 00:28:24.953 Please keep all costumes within the parameters of HOA guidelines 943 00:28:25.078 --> 00:28:26.871 and in accordance with state and federal laws. 944 00:28:26.955 --> 00:28:28.581 Tricky, but not impossible. 945 00:28:28.748 --> 00:28:32.210 In light of all this, we have something we'd like to propose. 946 00:28:32.293 --> 00:28:34.045 That is if we 947 00:28:32.293 --> 00:28:34.045 can invoke addendum 948 00:28:34.170 --> 00:28:35.463 3 of the party protocol. 949 00:28:34.170 --> 00:28:35.463 - Oh? 950 00:28:35.588 --> 00:28:36.881 Well, invoke away, please. 951 00:28:37.006 --> 00:28:38.883 I know you already have the food drive planned, 952 00:28:39.008 --> 00:28:43.179 but every year, we do a big 953 00:28:39.008 --> 00:28:43.179 spooky alley in our front yard. 954 00:28:43.304 --> 00:28:46.307 We go all out to raise money for the Children's Hospital. 955 00:28:46.433 --> 00:28:48.351 LUNA: As a young girl, I was treated there, 956 00:28:48.476 --> 00:28:50.395 and they saved my life. 957 00:28:50.478 --> 00:28:53.106 So we try to do everything 958 00:28:50.478 --> 00:28:53.106 we can to give back. 959 00:28:53.231 --> 00:28:54.065 That's amazing. 960 00:28:54.190 --> 00:28:55.233 I mean, double the charity. 961 00:28:55.358 --> 00:28:56.776 I love it. 962 00:28:56.901 --> 00:28:59.237 I really-- wait, wait, wait, 963 00:28:56.901 --> 00:28:59.237 wait, wait, wait, wait. 964 00:28:59.320 --> 00:29:00.613 How spooky are we talking? 965 00:29:00.739 --> 00:29:03.867 Say, like a 5 or a 6 on the Nosferatu meter. 966 00:29:03.992 --> 00:29:05.660 Well, we hit a 7.5 once. 967 00:29:05.785 --> 00:29:07.120 No, no. 968 00:29:07.245 --> 00:29:08.580 7.5? 969 00:29:08.705 --> 00:29:10.749 But that was close to Y2K, 970 00:29:08.705 --> 00:29:10.749 so all sorts of things 971 00:29:10.832 --> 00:29:12.208 were happening. 972 00:29:10.832 --> 00:29:12.208 - That won't happen again. 973 00:29:12.333 --> 00:29:13.418 Ah, tut, tut, tut. 974 00:29:13.543 --> 00:29:15.587 PAMELA: I know you're 7.5, OK? 975 00:29:15.712 --> 00:29:16.504 I mean, it's-- 976 00:29:16.629 --> 00:29:17.338 [chatter] 977 00:29:17.464 --> 00:29:18.298 I think we need to-- 978 00:29:18.423 --> 00:29:19.716 OK, I'm not opposed to it. 979 00:29:19.841 --> 00:29:21.468 As long as we remember this is for the kids. 980 00:29:21.593 --> 00:29:23.470 So we have to keep the scare 981 00:29:21.593 --> 00:29:23.470 factor to a 5 or below. 982 00:29:23.636 --> 00:29:24.512 - Yeah, of course. 983 00:29:23.636 --> 00:29:24.512 - Of course. 984 00:29:24.637 --> 00:29:25.680 Should we just take a vote? 985 00:29:25.805 --> 00:29:27.265 Yes. 986 00:29:27.390 --> 00:29:28.349 I think we have to. 987 00:29:27.390 --> 00:29:28.349 I mean, it's part of the bylaws. 988 00:29:28.475 --> 00:29:29.559 OK, then that settles it. 989 00:29:29.684 --> 00:29:31.436 I'll pass out some ballots, and we 990 00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:33.313 can decide if this neighborhood is 991 00:29:33.438 --> 00:29:35.773 ready to come together to face our biggest 992 00:29:35.899 --> 00:29:37.066 fears this Halloween. 993 00:29:37.192 --> 00:29:39.402 I've already faced my greatest fear. 994 00:29:39.527 --> 00:29:41.112 A hot yoga class taught by Ned. 995 00:29:41.237 --> 00:29:42.614 It's free on Thursdays. 996 00:29:42.697 --> 00:29:46.284 Oh, it might be free, but you will pay dearly. 997 00:29:46.409 --> 00:29:47.368 Trust me. 998 00:29:47.494 --> 00:29:49.162 Now, take me off your Mailchimp. 999 00:29:49.287 --> 00:29:52.999 [upbeat music] 1000 00:29:54.375 --> 00:29:56.169 EMILY: Halloween is back, baby. 1001 00:29:56.336 --> 00:29:57.587 OK. 1002 00:29:57.712 --> 00:29:59.047 Who pumpkin spiced your latte? 1003 00:29:59.172 --> 00:30:00.507 I'm just so excited. 1004 00:30:00.632 --> 00:30:02.467 The vote was unanimous. 1005 00:30:02.592 --> 00:30:04.135 Everyone loved 1006 00:30:02.592 --> 00:30:04.135 my Halloween plans. 1007 00:30:04.219 --> 00:30:06.179 And then our new neighbors had this amazing idea to do 1008 00:30:06.304 --> 00:30:07.806 this outdoor spooky alley. 1009 00:30:07.889 --> 00:30:09.807 And it's gonna raise money for the Children's Hospital. 1010 00:30:09.933 --> 00:30:11.476 First lady 1011 00:30:09.933 --> 00:30:11.476 of Ever Scream Lane. 1012 00:30:11.601 --> 00:30:14.771 You're really taking charge, carving up the HOA handbook. 1013 00:30:14.896 --> 00:30:16.231 How's Jared doing with all this? 1014 00:30:16.356 --> 00:30:18.483 At first, it was really hard for him to transition 1015 00:30:18.566 --> 00:30:19.817 his mind to a new holiday. 1016 00:30:19.943 --> 00:30:20.902 Kind of like he's 1017 00:30:19.943 --> 00:30:20.902 cheating on Christmas. 1018 00:30:21.027 --> 00:30:22.320 Right. 1019 00:30:22.403 --> 00:30:23.696 But now that he's in it, 1020 00:30:22.403 --> 00:30:23.696 he's doubling down. 1021 00:30:23.821 --> 00:30:24.864 It's like Kevin and K-pop. 1022 00:30:24.989 --> 00:30:26.115 This is new. 1023 00:30:26.241 --> 00:30:27.575 I played one song for him one time. 1024 00:30:27.700 --> 00:30:28.993 He totally made fun of me. 1025 00:30:29.077 --> 00:30:30.912 The next day, it was 1026 00:30:29.077 --> 00:30:30.912 all he was listening to. 1027 00:30:31.037 --> 00:30:32.121 He's basically made it his whole personality. 1028 00:30:32.247 --> 00:30:33.873 Same thing with Jared. 1029 00:30:33.998 --> 00:30:36.125 He's been driving all the way to Provo to go to this tailor-made 1030 00:30:36.251 --> 00:30:37.669 costume store almost every day. 1031 00:30:37.794 --> 00:30:39.212 You are in it. 1032 00:30:39.337 --> 00:30:41.589 We are, but it is just 1033 00:30:39.337 --> 00:30:41.589 a lot to balance with work. 1034 00:30:41.714 --> 00:30:44.175 I feel like I'm kind of just going through the motions. 1035 00:30:44.259 --> 00:30:46.261 I mean, I'm doing a good 1036 00:30:44.259 --> 00:30:46.261 job, but it's just-- 1037 00:30:46.386 --> 00:30:47.262 it's not fulfilling. 1038 00:30:47.387 --> 00:30:48.972 Welcome to most of America. 1039 00:30:49.097 --> 00:30:51.182 I think it's just, you know, the wedding, and the honeymoon. 1040 00:30:51.307 --> 00:30:52.851 It was so perfect. 1041 00:30:51.307 --> 00:30:52.851 I just want to relive it. 1042 00:30:52.976 --> 00:30:54.561 Well, the honeymoon 1043 00:30:52.976 --> 00:30:54.561 phase is great, 1044 00:30:54.727 --> 00:30:58.690 but the real joy of marriage is the journey that lies ahead. 1045 00:30:58.815 --> 00:31:00.149 I love that. 1046 00:31:00.275 --> 00:31:02.694 Speaking of, I have 1047 00:31:00.275 --> 00:31:02.694 to get that little journey 1048 00:31:02.777 --> 00:31:04.195 to piano lessons. 1049 00:31:04.320 --> 00:31:05.655 And you want to wrap up that book you're reading? 1050 00:31:05.780 --> 00:31:06.447 We gotta get going. 1051 00:31:06.573 --> 00:31:07.740 All done. 1052 00:31:07.865 --> 00:31:09.075 I finished the whole series, actually. 1053 00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:10.493 Do you have any more? 1054 00:31:10.618 --> 00:31:12.537 Oh, I didn't even 1055 00:31:10.618 --> 00:31:12.537 realize Jared had brought 1056 00:31:12.662 --> 00:31:14.163 that box down from the attic. 1057 00:31:14.289 --> 00:31:15.790 No, I only wrote the seven. 1058 00:31:15.915 --> 00:31:16.958 Seven? 1059 00:31:17.083 --> 00:31:18.543 How come I only knew about one? 1060 00:31:18.668 --> 00:31:20.837 After my agent didn't get any bites on the first one, 1061 00:31:20.962 --> 00:31:22.589 she dropped me like a T. Swift album. 1062 00:31:22.755 --> 00:31:23.882 Hmm. 1063 00:31:24.007 --> 00:31:25.300 It didn't really 1064 00:31:24.007 --> 00:31:25.300 make sense to continue. 1065 00:31:25.425 --> 00:31:26.801 NICOLE: I really like the different aliens. 1066 00:31:26.926 --> 00:31:27.802 Zolt is so funny. 1067 00:31:27.927 --> 00:31:28.845 Really? 1068 00:31:28.970 --> 00:31:30.096 What was your favorite part? 1069 00:31:30.221 --> 00:31:32.056 Probably when the hover 1070 00:31:30.221 --> 00:31:32.056 wagon was broken 1071 00:31:32.181 --> 00:31:33.641 and Zolt was the only 1072 00:31:32.181 --> 00:31:33.641 one who could 1073 00:31:33.766 --> 00:31:36.561 fix it because of the combo wrench his dad gave him. 1074 00:31:36.686 --> 00:31:38.104 Wow, you really did read it. 1075 00:31:38.271 --> 00:31:39.272 Yep. 1076 00:31:39.439 --> 00:31:41.065 let me know if you 1077 00:31:39.439 --> 00:31:41.065 write anymore. 1078 00:31:41.190 --> 00:31:42.150 Thanks, Nicole. 1079 00:31:42.275 --> 00:31:43.109 I will. 1080 00:31:48.531 --> 00:31:52.452 [eerie music] 1081 00:31:56.831 --> 00:31:57.665 Oh, cute costume. 1082 00:31:57.790 --> 00:31:58.416 Thank you. 1083 00:31:58.541 --> 00:32:00.919 You look adorable. 1084 00:32:01.002 --> 00:32:03.504 So cute. 1085 00:32:03.630 --> 00:32:05.840 You shall not pass! 1086 00:32:09.510 --> 00:32:10.219 Fly, you fools. 1087 00:32:10.345 --> 00:32:10.970 EMILY: Boo! 1088 00:32:11.137 --> 00:32:12.305 Wizard of Oz. 1089 00:32:12.472 --> 00:32:13.765 What are you-- what are you doing here? 1090 00:32:13.848 --> 00:32:15.350 I've been trying to ask you the same question, 1091 00:32:15.475 --> 00:32:16.601 but someone I know 1092 00:32:15.475 --> 00:32:16.601 doesn't answer their phone 1093 00:32:16.684 --> 00:32:18.186 for the last two hours. 1094 00:32:16.684 --> 00:32:18.186 - I'm sorry. 1095 00:32:18.311 --> 00:32:19.646 The store is a bit of a dead zone. 1096 00:32:19.812 --> 00:32:21.230 Didn't you see the sign? 1097 00:32:21.356 --> 00:32:24.275 Jared, that says undead zone. 1098 00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:26.611 It's just a clever sign 1099 00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:26.611 to sell zombie paraphernalia. 1100 00:32:26.694 --> 00:32:28.154 I love this store. 1101 00:32:28.321 --> 00:32:29.489 EMILY: Clearly. 1102 00:32:29.656 --> 00:32:31.282 You've been coming 1103 00:32:29.656 --> 00:32:31.282 here every day since we 1104 00:32:31.407 --> 00:32:32.992 jumped on this haunted hayride. - I just want to feel inspired. 1105 00:32:33.117 --> 00:32:35.036 You know, we have a-- we have a costume contest coming up. 1106 00:32:35.161 --> 00:32:36.329 No, no. 1107 00:32:36.496 --> 00:32:37.246 We're doing Phantom of the Opera. 1108 00:32:37.372 --> 00:32:38.623 We're singing the duet. 1109 00:32:38.748 --> 00:32:40.541 Yeah, um, I wanted 1110 00:32:38.748 --> 00:32:40.541 to talk to you about that. 1111 00:32:40.667 --> 00:32:42.043 Jared, you know 1112 00:32:40.667 --> 00:32:42.043 I don't do harmony. 1113 00:32:42.168 --> 00:32:48.216 What if I did 1114 00:32:42.168 --> 00:32:48.216 the contest alone? 1115 00:32:48.341 --> 00:32:50.969 Oh, OK. 1116 00:32:51.094 --> 00:32:51.970 Is that fine? 1117 00:32:52.053 --> 00:32:52.845 Yeah. 1118 00:32:52.971 --> 00:32:53.888 I mean, I-- 1119 00:32:54.013 --> 00:32:54.972 I don't know what to say, but-- 1120 00:32:55.098 --> 00:32:56.182 Honest reaction. 1121 00:32:56.307 --> 00:32:57.100 Go. 1122 00:32:57.225 --> 00:32:58.518 It's fine. 1123 00:32:58.643 --> 00:33:00.144 Of course, it's fine. 1124 00:33:00.269 --> 00:33:01.688 Yeah, we have been doing a lot 1125 00:33:00.269 --> 00:33:01.688 of stuff together lately, 1126 00:33:01.854 --> 00:33:03.022 and maybe-- 1127 00:33:03.189 --> 00:33:04.816 maybe we should do 1128 00:33:03.189 --> 00:33:04.816 some things on our own. 1129 00:33:04.941 --> 00:33:05.692 OK. 1130 00:33:05.817 --> 00:33:06.776 So you're not annoyed? 1131 00:33:06.901 --> 00:33:08.111 I'm only annoyed that now I have 1132 00:33:08.236 --> 00:33:09.529 to figure out what I'm doing. 1133 00:33:09.654 --> 00:33:12.156 Whatever it is, I'm sure it's going to be epic. 1134 00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.159 Speaking of epic, we should discuss lawn display ASAP. 1135 00:33:15.243 --> 00:33:16.869 Now, what are you thinking? 1136 00:33:17.036 --> 00:33:18.329 Evil battling robots? 1137 00:33:18.454 --> 00:33:19.163 Zombie apocalypse? 1138 00:33:19.247 --> 00:33:20.331 No, no. 1139 00:33:20.456 --> 00:33:22.166 This is what I 1140 00:33:20.456 --> 00:33:22.166 wanted to tell you. 1141 00:33:22.291 --> 00:33:24.669 I think I have found the perfect thing. 1142 00:33:27.505 --> 00:33:28.673 [bell jiggling] 1143 00:33:28.798 --> 00:33:30.174 JARED: I'm confused. 1144 00:33:30.258 --> 00:33:30.800 I thought we were working 1145 00:33:30.258 --> 00:33:30.800 on the lawn display. 1146 00:33:30.925 --> 00:33:32.260 Look around. 1147 00:33:32.385 --> 00:33:33.845 What does this remind you of? 1148 00:33:33.928 --> 00:33:35.847 Mainly the fact that I 1149 00:33:33.928 --> 00:33:35.847 missed lunch, and I'm starving. 1150 00:33:35.972 --> 00:33:37.015 And I want to eat the entire store. 1151 00:33:37.140 --> 00:33:38.016 No, think about it. 1152 00:33:38.141 --> 00:33:40.351 The last Halloween with Grandma. 1153 00:33:40.435 --> 00:33:42.145 Hansel and Gretel. 1154 00:33:42.270 --> 00:33:43.604 The witch's gingerbread house. 1155 00:33:43.730 --> 00:33:45.940 What's more Halloween than Grimm's fairy tale? 1156 00:33:46.065 --> 00:33:47.775 And it's the perfect way to honor Grandma. 1157 00:33:47.900 --> 00:33:49.527 Let me get to work 1158 00:33:47.900 --> 00:33:49.527 on the blueprints immediately. 1159 00:33:49.610 --> 00:33:50.695 We don't have 1160 00:33:49.610 --> 00:33:50.695 time for blueprints. 1161 00:33:50.820 --> 00:33:52.238 Once we build 1162 00:33:50.820 --> 00:33:52.238 the witch's house, 1163 00:33:52.363 --> 00:33:54.240 it'll be the perfect hiding 1164 00:33:52.363 --> 00:33:54.240 spot for yard yelping. 1165 00:33:54.365 --> 00:33:55.199 - Jared. - Yes! 1166 00:33:55.324 --> 00:33:56.534 No. 1167 00:33:56.659 --> 00:33:57.702 I didn't think you 1168 00:33:56.659 --> 00:33:57.702 were into yard yelping. 1169 00:33:57.785 --> 00:33:59.954 I'm not. 1170 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:03.207 I'm not. 1171 00:34:03.332 --> 00:34:06.544 But if I was, i would be like the Daniel Day-Lewis of it. 1172 00:34:06.669 --> 00:34:09.338 You know I hate 1173 00:34:06.669 --> 00:34:09.338 when people do that. 1174 00:34:09.464 --> 00:34:13.259 Ashlynn Ashworth still haunts 1175 00:34:09.464 --> 00:34:13.259 my dreams 20 years later. 1176 00:34:13.384 --> 00:34:14.969 I could see her in that 1177 00:34:13.384 --> 00:34:14.969 scarecrow makeup. 1178 00:34:15.094 --> 00:34:16.345 She's lurking about. 1179 00:34:16.471 --> 00:34:17.180 Oh, it's horrible. 1180 00:34:17.305 --> 00:34:18.723 Horrible. 1181 00:34:18.806 --> 00:34:20.600 Well, then why would you 1182 00:34:18.806 --> 00:34:20.600 vote to protect yard yelping 1183 00:34:20.767 --> 00:34:21.934 in the new HOA protocol? 1184 00:34:22.059 --> 00:34:24.395 Because like it or not, 1185 00:34:22.059 --> 00:34:24.395 it is a tradition. 1186 00:34:24.520 --> 00:34:25.730 And traditions are important. 1187 00:34:25.855 --> 00:34:27.231 But that's why I 1188 00:34:25.855 --> 00:34:27.231 added the regulation 1189 00:34:27.356 --> 00:34:28.900 to reduce the scare factor. 1190 00:34:28.983 --> 00:34:31.235 That way, Ever Scream Lane is a Halloween destination 1191 00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:32.445 for all, young and old. 1192 00:34:32.570 --> 00:34:33.780 So impressive. 1193 00:34:33.905 --> 00:34:35.531 I just really want 1194 00:34:33.905 --> 00:34:35.531 this to be next level. 1195 00:34:35.656 --> 00:34:36.491 And it's going to be. 1196 00:34:36.616 --> 00:34:37.742 Everyone can see it. 1197 00:34:37.825 --> 00:34:39.619 Thanks. 1198 00:34:39.744 --> 00:34:41.412 You know what, though, speaking of Ashlynn, 1199 00:34:41.496 --> 00:34:43.956 doesn't she host Wake Up Utah n Channel 6? 1200 00:34:44.081 --> 00:34:45.458 Yes. 1201 00:34:45.583 --> 00:34:47.794 Her mom and mine stayed friends after they moved. 1202 00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:50.254 She mentions it every 1203 00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:50.254 time she's on TV. 1204 00:34:50.379 --> 00:34:52.423 Do you think she could 1205 00:34:50.379 --> 00:34:52.423 put me in contact with her? 1206 00:34:52.548 --> 00:34:54.467 Maybe they could do a story about what 1207 00:34:54.634 --> 00:34:55.802 we're up to this year? 1208 00:34:55.968 --> 00:34:58.304 Sure, but aren't you guys like frenemies? 1209 00:34:58.429 --> 00:35:01.474 I mean, we were, but it was a long time ago. 1210 00:35:01.599 --> 00:35:03.559 And if it could help bring people to the carnival, 1211 00:35:03.684 --> 00:35:04.936 that would be great. 1212 00:35:05.019 --> 00:35:06.229 I mean, our neighborhood 1213 00:35:05.019 --> 00:35:06.229 isn't exactly known 1214 00:35:06.354 --> 00:35:07.647 as a Halloween destination. 1215 00:35:07.772 --> 00:35:09.649 So if we want to raise 1216 00:35:07.772 --> 00:35:09.649 some serious money 1217 00:35:09.774 --> 00:35:11.818 for Children's Hospital, I do think it's worth a try. 1218 00:35:11.984 --> 00:35:13.653 - I like where your head's at. 1219 00:35:11.984 --> 00:35:13.653 - Cheers. 1220 00:35:13.778 --> 00:35:15.279 Where's your stomach 1221 00:35:13.778 --> 00:35:15.279 at? 'Cause I'm starving. 1222 00:35:15.404 --> 00:35:16.656 Excuse me. 1223 00:35:16.781 --> 00:35:18.616 Can we get a dozen 1224 00:35:16.781 --> 00:35:18.616 pastries to go and one 1225 00:35:18.741 --> 00:35:20.034 of those German chocolate cookies 1226 00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:22.203 and oh, throw in two 1227 00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:22.203 honey boys and-- 1228 00:35:22.328 --> 00:35:23.538 Excuse me. 1229 00:35:23.663 --> 00:35:25.456 Could I see this, please? 1230 00:35:25.581 --> 00:35:27.333 JARED: Ooh, eclair. 1231 00:35:27.458 --> 00:35:28.793 Two eclairs. 1232 00:35:28.918 --> 00:35:32.088 [music playing] 1233 00:35:32.213 --> 00:35:34.006 (SINGING) We don't have to worry 1234 00:35:34.173 --> 00:35:35.007 MARVIN: Careful, Bob. 1235 00:35:35.132 --> 00:35:36.008 I don't want to fall down. 1236 00:35:36.175 --> 00:35:37.260 He's a werewolf. 1237 00:35:37.385 --> 00:35:39.011 Why would he be 1238 00:35:37.385 --> 00:35:39.011 wearing a ball gown? 1239 00:35:39.137 --> 00:35:40.930 Let's zhuzh this guy up. 1240 00:35:41.055 --> 00:35:42.390 Careful. that 1241 00:35:41.055 --> 00:35:42.390 could be flammable. 1242 00:35:42.515 --> 00:35:43.975 Trust me, I know. 1243 00:35:44.100 --> 00:35:45.726 (SINGING) We don't have to worry 1244 00:35:45.852 --> 00:35:47.812 Jared, slow down! 1245 00:35:47.895 --> 00:35:49.021 NED: Looking good, Belinda. 1246 00:35:49.188 --> 00:35:50.189 BELINDA: Thanks, boo. 1247 00:35:50.356 --> 00:35:51.691 [tires screech] 1248 00:35:51.816 --> 00:35:53.150 Did you just 1249 00:35:51.816 --> 00:35:53.150 call Ned your boo? 1250 00:35:53.276 --> 00:35:54.318 No. 1251 00:35:54.443 --> 00:35:56.195 I-- I was just 1252 00:35:54.443 --> 00:35:56.195 trying to scare him. 1253 00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:56.988 Boo! 1254 00:35:57.113 --> 00:35:57.989 Did I scare you? 1255 00:35:58.072 --> 00:36:01.075 Right out of my socks, girl. 1256 00:36:01.200 --> 00:36:05.079 Hey, Jared, help me put the nails in my coffin? 1257 00:36:05.204 --> 00:36:07.540 Gladly. 1258 00:36:07.707 --> 00:36:11.335 [music playing] 1259 00:36:11.460 --> 00:36:13.713 [hammering] 1260 00:36:13.838 --> 00:36:16.382 Smile, you two. 1261 00:36:16.507 --> 00:36:18.843 Oh, what a couple 1262 00:36:16.507 --> 00:36:18.843 of handsomes you are. 1263 00:36:18.968 --> 00:36:20.011 [screams] 1264 00:36:20.136 --> 00:36:20.887 Oh my goodness. 1265 00:36:21.053 --> 00:36:21.721 Ah! 1266 00:36:21.846 --> 00:36:23.264 Oh, your thumb. 1267 00:36:23.389 --> 00:36:24.640 You need some ice on this. 1268 00:36:24.765 --> 00:36:26.392 Jared, a little help. 1269 00:36:26.517 --> 00:36:27.852 Yeah, I got you. 1270 00:36:27.935 --> 00:36:29.395 PAMELA: What do you 1271 00:36:27.935 --> 00:36:29.395 clowns think you're doing? 1272 00:36:29.562 --> 00:36:31.147 Ah, thank you. 1273 00:36:31.272 --> 00:36:34.525 Jared, it has been a real circus 1274 00:36:31.272 --> 00:36:34.525 around here with these guys. 1275 00:36:34.650 --> 00:36:36.944 I swear, one of them 1276 00:36:34.650 --> 00:36:36.944 is possessed. 1277 00:36:37.069 --> 00:36:39.947 You know, clowns freak a lot of people out, but not me. 1278 00:36:40.072 --> 00:36:41.574 I actually kind of like them. 1279 00:36:41.741 --> 00:36:43.576 Well, you are 1280 00:36:41.741 --> 00:36:43.576 braver than I am. 1281 00:36:43.743 --> 00:36:46.162 You know, I'm gonna try to get these guys set up over there. 1282 00:36:46.287 --> 00:36:47.496 I mean, you've been working out. 1283 00:36:47.622 --> 00:36:49.248 Could you get that big clown stood up? 1284 00:36:49.415 --> 00:36:50.499 Of course. Anything. 1285 00:36:50.625 --> 00:36:51.292 Of course, Pamela. 1286 00:36:51.417 --> 00:36:52.251 Sure. 1287 00:36:52.376 --> 00:36:53.711 Boo! 1288 00:36:53.794 --> 00:36:54.712 [groans] 1289 00:36:54.795 --> 00:36:56.130 [laughs] 1290 00:36:56.255 --> 00:37:00.217 You just got yard yelped hard. 1291 00:37:00.343 --> 00:37:02.219 You did, Jared. 1292 00:37:02.303 --> 00:37:03.429 You got me, Helen. 1293 00:37:03.596 --> 00:37:04.764 You got me good. 1294 00:37:04.931 --> 00:37:06.891 I thought you said 1295 00:37:04.931 --> 00:37:06.891 clowns didn't scare you. 1296 00:37:07.016 --> 00:37:08.476 Hope we didn't 1297 00:37:07.016 --> 00:37:08.476 scare you too bad. 1298 00:37:08.601 --> 00:37:12.480 Don't you ever apologize for a well-executed prank. 1299 00:37:12.605 --> 00:37:13.731 Jared is a big boy. 1300 00:37:13.814 --> 00:37:14.607 He can handle it. 1301 00:37:14.774 --> 00:37:15.399 That's right. 1302 00:37:15.524 --> 00:37:16.901 Oh, look. 1303 00:37:16.984 --> 00:37:19.904 Ned and Melinda are 1304 00:37:16.984 --> 00:37:19.904 trying to prank you, too. 1305 00:37:20.029 --> 00:37:23.157 PAMELA: Are you seeing 1306 00:37:20.029 --> 00:37:23.157 what I'm seeing? 1307 00:37:23.282 --> 00:37:24.325 Oh, God. 1308 00:37:24.450 --> 00:37:25.576 Jared? 1309 00:37:25.701 --> 00:37:26.869 Jared, are you OK? 1310 00:37:26.994 --> 00:37:27.912 HELEN: What's 1311 00:37:26.994 --> 00:37:27.912 happening to him, Mom? 1312 00:37:28.037 --> 00:37:28.996 PAMELA: I don't know, sweetie. 1313 00:37:29.121 --> 00:37:30.539 Just go inside. 1314 00:37:30.665 --> 00:37:32.083 Yes, dear. 1315 00:37:32.208 --> 00:37:33.459 Whatever. 1316 00:37:33.584 --> 00:37:34.877 Looking good, Belinda. 1317 00:37:35.002 --> 00:37:36.295 Thanks, boo. 1318 00:37:36.420 --> 00:37:37.255 Oh, I'm sorry. 1319 00:37:37.380 --> 00:37:38.464 Oh, here. 1320 00:37:38.631 --> 00:37:39.298 Oh. 1321 00:37:39.423 --> 00:37:40.841 Is that better? 1322 00:37:40.967 --> 00:37:42.677 Yeah, that's better. 1323 00:37:42.802 --> 00:37:44.220 Jared, are you OK? 1324 00:37:47.431 --> 00:37:50.726 I see dead people. 1325 00:37:50.851 --> 00:37:54.021 PAMELA: Jared, don't do anything crazy. 1326 00:37:54.146 --> 00:37:58.109 [tense music] 1327 00:38:00.569 --> 00:38:02.530 Emily! 1328 00:38:02.655 --> 00:38:05.241 Emily! 1329 00:38:05.366 --> 00:38:06.242 Emily, where are you? 1330 00:38:06.367 --> 00:38:07.326 I'm in the kitchen. 1331 00:38:07.493 --> 00:38:10.788 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no-- 1332 00:38:10.913 --> 00:38:11.622 Is everything OK? 1333 00:38:11.747 --> 00:38:13.499 No, it's not OK. 1334 00:38:13.624 --> 00:38:15.876 We are, in fact, in a worst case scenario, scenario. 1335 00:38:16.002 --> 00:38:17.461 Did you get rejected from the Santa Academy? 1336 00:38:17.586 --> 00:38:18.546 What? 1337 00:38:17.586 --> 00:38:18.546 Did you hear something? 1338 00:38:18.671 --> 00:38:19.839 - No. 1339 00:38:18.671 --> 00:38:19.839 - It's worse than that. 1340 00:38:20.006 --> 00:38:21.007 - How is that even possible? 1341 00:38:20.006 --> 00:38:21.007 - It's Ned. 1342 00:38:21.132 --> 00:38:22.466 Did he steal 1343 00:38:21.132 --> 00:38:22.466 your devil sticks? 1344 00:38:22.591 --> 00:38:23.843 What? No. 1345 00:38:23.968 --> 00:38:24.927 Where are those, by the way? 1346 00:38:23.968 --> 00:38:24.927 - It's so odd. 1347 00:38:25.052 --> 00:38:26.387 Maybe they'll show up. 1348 00:38:26.512 --> 00:38:27.304 It's so bad, I don't want to even say it out loud. 1349 00:38:27.430 --> 00:38:28.889 OK. 1350 00:38:29.015 --> 00:38:30.474 Is he going through, like, a flat Earth phase again? 1351 00:38:30.558 --> 00:38:31.183 - It's worse than that. 1352 00:38:30.558 --> 00:38:31.183 - OK, you're killing me, Smalls. 1353 00:38:31.309 --> 00:38:32.018 Spit it out. 1354 00:38:32.184 --> 00:38:36.564 Ned is dating my mom. 1355 00:38:36.689 --> 00:38:37.898 Oh, no. 1356 00:38:41.360 --> 00:38:43.320 I don't care what he says. 1357 00:38:43.404 --> 00:38:44.697 I refuse to call him dad. 1358 00:38:44.822 --> 00:38:46.324 You might be getting ahead of yourself here. 1359 00:38:46.449 --> 00:38:48.034 You don't know how serious it is yet. 1360 00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:50.745 Whatever it was, it definitely was not in the friend zone. 1361 00:38:50.870 --> 00:38:52.496 Do they know that 1362 00:38:50.870 --> 00:38:52.496 you saw them flirting? 1363 00:38:52.580 --> 00:38:53.998 No, I'll never 1364 00:38:52.580 --> 00:38:53.998 say a word 'cause I 1365 00:38:54.081 --> 00:38:55.458 want erased from my memory. 1366 00:38:55.583 --> 00:38:57.376 Every time I close my eyes, I can just 1367 00:38:57.501 --> 00:39:00.004 see the way they were 1368 00:38:57.501 --> 00:39:00.004 looking at each other, just 1369 00:39:00.087 --> 00:39:01.589 focused and intense, 1370 00:39:00.087 --> 00:39:01.589 like there was 1371 00:39:01.714 --> 00:39:02.882 no one else in the cul-de-sac. 1372 00:39:03.049 --> 00:39:04.592 Well, it actually 1373 00:39:03.049 --> 00:39:04.592 sounds kind of sweet. 1374 00:39:04.717 --> 00:39:07.470 The man pours pickle 1375 00:39:04.717 --> 00:39:07.470 brine in his shredded wheat. 1376 00:39:07.595 --> 00:39:08.929 There's nothing sweet about him. 1377 00:39:11.682 --> 00:39:13.225 I have to tell Pamela not to tell anyone. 1378 00:39:13.351 --> 00:39:14.060 She saw too? 1379 00:39:14.185 --> 00:39:15.519 Is that bad? 1380 00:39:15.644 --> 00:39:17.229 - That's not good. 1381 00:39:15.644 --> 00:39:17.229 - Is she gonna tell everyone? 1382 00:39:17.396 --> 00:39:18.856 I mean, that tea's probably too hot for her not to spill. 1383 00:39:18.981 --> 00:39:20.274 We have to stop this. 1384 00:39:20.399 --> 00:39:21.067 I get that you're upset, but you gotta remember, 1385 00:39:21.233 --> 00:39:21.901 they're adults. 1386 00:39:22.026 --> 00:39:23.110 And Ned is Ned. 1387 00:39:23.235 --> 00:39:24.362 And maybe that's 1388 00:39:23.235 --> 00:39:24.362 what your mom wants. 1389 00:39:24.487 --> 00:39:26.155 Or maybe she's under a spell. 1390 00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:28.574 Didn't you say that he studied 1391 00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:28.574 hypnosis in-- in Vienna? 1392 00:39:28.741 --> 00:39:31.035 Jared, you have to talk to her. 1393 00:39:31.118 --> 00:39:32.536 Ask her how she's feeling. 1394 00:39:32.661 --> 00:39:34.038 She's obviously 1395 00:39:32.661 --> 00:39:34.038 worried, and that's 1396 00:39:34.163 --> 00:39:35.623 why she's hiding it from you. 1397 00:39:35.748 --> 00:39:37.750 So tell her it's safe for her 1398 00:39:35.748 --> 00:39:37.750 to talk to you about it. 1399 00:39:37.875 --> 00:39:39.585 Well, at this point, I don't know if it is. 1400 00:39:39.752 --> 00:39:40.920 Right. OK. 1401 00:39:41.045 --> 00:39:41.879 Why don't you just take a breath and go 1402 00:39:42.004 --> 00:39:43.464 work on the gingerbread house? 1403 00:39:43.589 --> 00:39:44.715 I'm sure there's some gumdrops 1404 00:39:43.589 --> 00:39:44.715 that need to be gummed 1405 00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:46.050 or some candy that needs to be caned. 1406 00:39:46.133 --> 00:39:47.301 What? 1407 00:39:47.426 --> 00:39:48.803 There's no candy canes at Halloween. 1408 00:39:48.928 --> 00:39:50.721 Jared, just eat your pie. 1409 00:39:50.846 --> 00:39:51.597 For you, I will. 1410 00:39:51.722 --> 00:39:53.474 Needs some sprinkles. 1411 00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:54.266 Hmm. 1412 00:39:54.433 --> 00:39:56.185 That looks good. 1413 00:39:56.310 --> 00:39:57.686 When did you do this? 1414 00:39:57.812 --> 00:39:59.480 I've been wrapped up with all this Ned nonsense, 1415 00:39:59.605 --> 00:40:00.815 I didn't even notice this. 1416 00:40:00.940 --> 00:40:02.233 What are you doing over here? 1417 00:40:02.316 --> 00:40:03.734 Jess was over here with Nicole the other day, 1418 00:40:03.818 --> 00:40:05.569 and she read all of those 1419 00:40:03.818 --> 00:40:05.569 books that you had 1420 00:40:05.653 --> 00:40:06.737 brought down from the attic. 1421 00:40:06.821 --> 00:40:08.280 And she really loved them. 1422 00:40:08.405 --> 00:40:10.157 And it just kind of inspired 1423 00:40:08.405 --> 00:40:10.157 me to pick it up again. 1424 00:40:10.282 --> 00:40:12.034 JARED: You totally should. EMILY: It's very casual. 1425 00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:13.786 Just the neighborhood had inspired an idea, 1426 00:40:13.953 --> 00:40:15.079 and I just, you know-- 1427 00:40:15.204 --> 00:40:16.580 I just started sketching 1428 00:40:15.204 --> 00:40:16.580 some things out. 1429 00:40:16.664 --> 00:40:18.457 JARED: Sketch away, my love. 1430 00:40:18.582 --> 00:40:19.250 It looks great. 1431 00:40:19.375 --> 00:40:20.084 You're so talented. 1432 00:40:20.209 --> 00:40:21.043 Hmm, thank you. 1433 00:40:21.168 --> 00:40:22.336 I love you. 1434 00:40:22.461 --> 00:40:23.587 [cell phone buzzes] 1435 00:40:22.461 --> 00:40:23.587 - Oh. 1436 00:40:23.712 --> 00:40:25.256 Oh my goodness. 1437 00:40:23.712 --> 00:40:25.256 Ashlynn texted me back. 1438 00:40:25.381 --> 00:40:26.006 JARED: Oh, nice. 1439 00:40:26.132 --> 00:40:27.591 What'd she say? 1440 00:40:27.716 --> 00:40:29.969 The Channel 6 news is 1441 00:40:27.716 --> 00:40:29.969 coming to Ever Scream Lane. 1442 00:40:30.094 --> 00:40:31.971 What? 1443 00:40:32.096 --> 00:40:33.806 Yeah! 1444 00:40:33.931 --> 00:40:35.015 I'm gonna text the girls. 1445 00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:43.649 What happened there, Gram? 1446 00:40:43.816 --> 00:40:45.776 How'd you go all ski wampus on me again? 1447 00:40:48.654 --> 00:40:49.447 Yeah. 1448 00:40:52.491 --> 00:40:55.327 Everything's looking 1449 00:40:52.491 --> 00:40:55.327 really good around here. 1450 00:40:55.452 --> 00:41:00.583 And I'm writing again. 1451 00:41:00.708 --> 00:41:02.251 I mean, I'm not getting 1452 00:41:00.708 --> 00:41:02.251 too excited just 1453 00:41:02.376 --> 00:41:03.711 because of what 1454 00:41:02.376 --> 00:41:03.711 happened last time, 1455 00:41:03.836 --> 00:41:07.798 but I am having so much fun. 1456 00:41:07.923 --> 00:41:09.383 And that's enough for me right now. 1457 00:41:09.508 --> 00:41:12.386 Anyway, it's turning into the picture perfect holiday, 1458 00:41:12.511 --> 00:41:16.182 and it just feels like 1459 00:41:12.511 --> 00:41:16.182 everything's come full circle. 1460 00:41:19.059 --> 00:41:22.813 I only wish you 1461 00:41:19.059 --> 00:41:22.813 were here to see it. 1462 00:41:22.938 --> 00:41:23.814 Love you. 1463 00:41:23.939 --> 00:41:24.732 Good night. 1464 00:41:31.530 --> 00:41:35.159 I'm Ashlynn Ashworth 1465 00:41:31.530 --> 00:41:35.159 and welcome to Wake Up Utah. 1466 00:41:35.242 --> 00:41:37.286 We are here 1467 00:41:35.242 --> 00:41:37.286 on Evergreen Lane, or 1468 00:41:37.411 --> 00:41:39.705 should I say Ever Scream Lane? 1469 00:41:39.830 --> 00:41:42.166 A neighborhood that is 1470 00:41:39.830 --> 00:41:42.166 usually known for Christmas 1471 00:41:42.291 --> 00:41:46.086 has traded its cheer 1472 00:41:42.291 --> 00:41:46.086 for fear this spooky season. 1473 00:41:46.212 --> 00:41:47.671 When we come back, we will join them 1474 00:41:47.796 --> 00:41:50.674 as they kick off the 1475 00:41:47.796 --> 00:41:50.674 much-anticipated neighborhood 1476 00:41:50.758 --> 00:41:53.761 pumpkin painting contest, a tradition that has been 1477 00:41:53.886 --> 00:41:57.473 squashed for over 25 years. 1478 00:41:57.598 --> 00:41:58.474 I nailed that, right? 1479 00:41:58.599 --> 00:42:00.226 Hey, is it a bad time? 1480 00:42:00.351 --> 00:42:01.185 No, not at all. 1481 00:42:01.310 --> 00:42:02.186 We're on commercial. 1482 00:42:02.311 --> 00:42:03.646 It is great to see you, Emily. 1483 00:42:03.771 --> 00:42:05.231 Good to see you, too. 1484 00:42:05.356 --> 00:42:06.607 Thank you so much for coming. 1485 00:42:05.356 --> 00:42:06.607 - Ah, are you serious? 1486 00:42:06.732 --> 00:42:08.192 I had to see this for myself. 1487 00:42:08.275 --> 00:42:10.486 I still can't believe that you're behind all of this. 1488 00:42:10.611 --> 00:42:11.487 You used to live here. 1489 00:42:11.612 --> 00:42:12.655 You know how festive we get. 1490 00:42:12.780 --> 00:42:14.240 For Christmas, sure. 1491 00:42:14.365 --> 00:42:17.368 But ever since you got 1492 00:42:14.365 --> 00:42:17.368 so scared by my scarecrow prank, 1493 00:42:17.493 --> 00:42:19.411 this entire neighborhood turned into a ghost town 1494 00:42:19.578 --> 00:42:20.829 on Halloween, remember? 1495 00:42:20.955 --> 00:42:22.039 Oh, that is good. 1496 00:42:22.164 --> 00:42:22.915 Hey, write that down. 1497 00:42:23.082 --> 00:42:24.375 Oh, I remember. 1498 00:42:24.500 --> 00:42:26.043 And so does my therapist. 1499 00:42:24.500 --> 00:42:26.043 Trust me. 1500 00:42:26.126 --> 00:42:26.835 Come on. 1501 00:42:26.961 --> 00:42:28.087 It wasn't that bad. 1502 00:42:28.254 --> 00:42:29.380 I mean, your friend Jeremy was there, 1503 00:42:29.505 --> 00:42:31.048 and he didn't seem too scared. 1504 00:42:29.505 --> 00:42:31.048 - Jared. 1505 00:42:31.131 --> 00:42:32.550 - Who? - Me. 1506 00:42:32.633 --> 00:42:33.384 Jared Farnsworth. 1507 00:42:33.467 --> 00:42:34.885 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1508 00:42:35.010 --> 00:42:35.844 I meet a lot of people. 1509 00:42:35.970 --> 00:42:37.221 No, it's OK. 1510 00:42:37.346 --> 00:42:39.556 I was with her the night that you yard yelped us. 1511 00:42:39.682 --> 00:42:41.183 Dressed as Hansel. 1512 00:42:41.308 --> 00:42:43.394 You know, we were in Ms. 1513 00:42:41.308 --> 00:42:43.394 Thorknock's homeroom together. 1514 00:42:43.477 --> 00:42:44.812 Super skinny legs. 1515 00:42:44.937 --> 00:42:46.021 Always wanted to play the MASH game with us. 1516 00:42:46.146 --> 00:42:47.565 Super nerdy. 1517 00:42:46.146 --> 00:42:47.565 - That's fun to hear. 1518 00:42:47.690 --> 00:42:48.357 Oh, yeah. 1519 00:42:48.482 --> 00:42:49.900 Big dorky glasses. 1520 00:42:50.025 --> 00:42:52.069 And he would always rig the MASH 1521 00:42:50.025 --> 00:42:52.069 game to end up with you. 1522 00:42:52.152 --> 00:42:53.779 I was like, hello. 1523 00:42:53.946 --> 00:42:57.199 Well, I guess he 1524 00:42:53.946 --> 00:42:57.199 got his wish 'cause we 1525 00:42:57.324 --> 00:42:58.409 got married last month. 1526 00:42:58.534 --> 00:42:59.743 That's amazing. 1527 00:42:59.868 --> 00:43:01.495 Seriously, congrats you two. 1528 00:42:59.868 --> 00:43:01.495 - Thank you. 1529 00:43:01.620 --> 00:43:03.372 And thank you so much for doing this segment. 1530 00:43:03.497 --> 00:43:04.915 It's really exciting. 1531 00:43:04.999 --> 00:43:07.167 As HOA president, we really appreciate the exposure, 1532 00:43:07.293 --> 00:43:09.878 you know, to-- to show how far we've come since we celebrated 1533 00:43:10.004 --> 00:43:10.921 Halloween on this level. 1534 00:43:11.046 --> 00:43:12.172 Of course. 1535 00:43:12.298 --> 00:43:13.007 Do you want me 1536 00:43:12.298 --> 00:43:13.007 to interview you two? 1537 00:43:13.132 --> 00:43:14.300 - No. - Yes. 1538 00:43:14.466 --> 00:43:16.093 I-- I just was thinking 1539 00:43:14.466 --> 00:43:16.093 we should keep it 1540 00:43:16.218 --> 00:43:17.636 about the neighbor, you know? 1541 00:43:16.218 --> 00:43:17.636 - Totally. 1542 00:43:17.761 --> 00:43:18.929 OK. 1543 00:43:19.054 --> 00:43:19.930 Well, we're about to be back, so I can 1544 00:43:20.055 --> 00:43:21.181 catch up with you guys later? 1545 00:43:21.307 --> 00:43:22.349 Yeah, girl, do your thing. 1546 00:43:22.474 --> 00:43:23.892 OK. 1547 00:43:24.018 --> 00:43:25.436 Uh, Ty, let's move. 1548 00:43:25.519 --> 00:43:27.062 Let's go get more coverage. 1549 00:43:27.187 --> 00:43:28.105 Do your thing, girl. 1550 00:43:28.230 --> 00:43:29.606 What was that? - I don't know. 1551 00:43:29.732 --> 00:43:31.025 I mean, I get around her, and I turn into plastic. 1552 00:43:31.150 --> 00:43:32.943 That is the least 1553 00:43:31.150 --> 00:43:32.943 of my concerns right now. 1554 00:43:33.068 --> 00:43:35.279 I mean, look, Ned is 1555 00:43:33.068 --> 00:43:35.279 at the table with my mom. 1556 00:43:35.404 --> 00:43:36.155 They're on a team. 1557 00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:37.448 Relax. 1558 00:43:37.573 --> 00:43:38.949 How am I supposed to relax? 1559 00:43:37.573 --> 00:43:38.949 It's Ned. 1560 00:43:39.074 --> 00:43:40.909 And how do you feel about the Halloween traditions 1561 00:43:41.035 --> 00:43:41.827 coming back to life? 1562 00:43:41.994 --> 00:43:44.455 It's simply gourd-geous. 1563 00:43:44.580 --> 00:43:45.831 Did you see what I did there? 1564 00:43:45.956 --> 00:43:46.665 Gourd. 1565 00:43:46.790 --> 00:43:47.458 Gourd-geous. 1566 00:43:47.583 --> 00:43:48.751 That is a good one. 1567 00:43:48.876 --> 00:43:50.127 Did you just come up with that? 1568 00:43:50.210 --> 00:43:52.212 That's been ripening on the vine for years. 1569 00:43:52.338 --> 00:43:54.798 Don't make me put you down for a nap, Bob. 1570 00:43:54.923 --> 00:43:56.383 When you're known for only Christmas, 1571 00:43:56.508 --> 00:43:58.677 you don't have the opportunity 1572 00:43:56.508 --> 00:43:58.677 to show your range. 1573 00:43:58.844 --> 00:44:00.429 Mm. 1574 00:44:00.554 --> 00:44:02.348 Most people know that I have a doctorate in arts and crafts. 1575 00:44:02.514 --> 00:44:03.891 Oh. 1576 00:44:04.016 --> 00:44:05.976 But what they don't know 1577 00:44:04.016 --> 00:44:05.976 is that I did a study abroad 1578 00:44:06.060 --> 00:44:09.188 in the Atacama region of Northern Chile, which 1579 00:44:09.313 --> 00:44:11.732 is the pumpkin capital 1580 00:44:09.313 --> 00:44:11.732 of South America. 1581 00:44:11.857 --> 00:44:14.860 Basically, I have forgotten 1582 00:44:11.857 --> 00:44:14.860 more about these babies 1583 00:44:14.985 --> 00:44:17.029 than most people will learn in a lifetime. 1584 00:44:17.154 --> 00:44:20.616 I am about to pH 1585 00:44:17.154 --> 00:44:20.616 destroy the competition, 1586 00:44:20.741 --> 00:44:21.867 if you know what I mean. 1587 00:44:22.034 --> 00:44:22.868 Do you know what I mean? 1588 00:44:23.035 --> 00:44:24.161 I think I do. 1589 00:44:24.286 --> 00:44:25.537 How would you describe 1590 00:44:24.286 --> 00:44:25.537 your neighbors? 1591 00:44:25.663 --> 00:44:27.664 Intense in a good way. 1592 00:44:27.748 --> 00:44:29.583 Like Benedict from 1593 00:44:27.748 --> 00:44:29.583 Much Ado About Nothing. 1594 00:44:29.708 --> 00:44:31.168 I'd say a little more like Katherine 1595 00:44:31.293 --> 00:44:32.336 from Taming of the Shrew. 1596 00:44:32.461 --> 00:44:33.962 MARVIN: She's more 1597 00:44:32.461 --> 00:44:33.962 like Rosalind. 1598 00:44:34.088 --> 00:44:35.214 LUNA: Well, no, I mean, I know you love your Rosalind. 1599 00:44:35.381 --> 00:44:36.423 Might as well 1600 00:44:35.381 --> 00:44:36.423 talk about Tartuffe. 1601 00:44:36.548 --> 00:44:37.675 I'm excited to use the pointillism 1602 00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:39.259 technique my mom taught me. 1603 00:44:39.385 --> 00:44:41.470 I think it really captures the essence of the holiday 1604 00:44:41.595 --> 00:44:42.763 without being too on the nose. 1605 00:44:42.888 --> 00:44:44.932 I've gone for more of a cubist approach, 1606 00:44:45.057 --> 00:44:47.684 using shapes to really 1607 00:44:45.057 --> 00:44:47.684 represent the surreal nature 1608 00:44:47.810 --> 00:44:48.852 of what Halloween represents. 1609 00:44:48.977 --> 00:44:50.479 EMILY: Look at those 1610 00:44:48.977 --> 00:44:50.479 couple goals. 1611 00:44:50.604 --> 00:44:51.647 Adorable. 1612 00:44:51.772 --> 00:44:52.439 I can't even enjoy this right now. 1613 00:44:52.564 --> 00:44:53.732 Far too upset. 1614 00:44:53.899 --> 00:44:55.067 Honey, I want you to try to stay calm. 1615 00:44:55.192 --> 00:44:56.944 Like the wise. 1616 00:44:57.069 --> 00:44:58.570 Like the wise. 1617 00:44:58.695 --> 00:45:00.447 That's something you only say under extreme duress. 1618 00:45:00.572 --> 00:45:01.699 Deep breaths. 1619 00:45:01.782 --> 00:45:02.866 PAMELA: Ty, for this 1620 00:45:01.782 --> 00:45:02.866 one, I'd love 1621 00:45:02.991 --> 00:45:04.326 to get a nice in-camera zoom. 1622 00:45:04.451 --> 00:45:06.995 As you can see, not everyone dressed 1623 00:45:07.121 --> 00:45:08.664 up for the painting contest. 1624 00:45:08.789 --> 00:45:12.960 I guess some of us just care more. 1625 00:45:13.085 --> 00:45:14.044 Now, Ty, go wide. 1626 00:45:14.128 --> 00:45:14.962 Go wide. 1627 00:45:18.257 --> 00:45:21.260 BOTH: Paint with us. 1628 00:45:21.385 --> 00:45:22.761 NED: Fun fact. 1629 00:45:22.886 --> 00:45:25.347 The first Jack-o-Lanterns were made from turnips. 1630 00:45:25.472 --> 00:45:26.974 Or large potatoes. 1631 00:45:27.099 --> 00:45:30.227 It stemmed from the Celtic Samhain festival in Ireland. 1632 00:45:30.352 --> 00:45:32.020 Which some people pronounce "Sawen." 1633 00:45:32.146 --> 00:45:33.731 NED: Yeah. 1634 00:45:33.856 --> 00:45:37.735 They were believed to ward off evil spirits lurking about. 1635 00:45:37.860 --> 00:45:41.822 But today, there's a much more jocular meaning to it, 1636 00:45:41.947 --> 00:45:43.991 and dare I say, romantic. 1637 00:45:44.116 --> 00:45:45.451 Oh, romantic. 1638 00:45:45.576 --> 00:45:46.577 In what way? 1639 00:45:46.702 --> 00:45:48.537 Take our pumpkins, 1640 00:45:46.702 --> 00:45:48.537 for example. 1641 00:45:48.662 --> 00:45:50.289 ASHLYNN: Oh, Romeo and Juliet. 1642 00:45:50.414 --> 00:45:51.665 NED: Correct. 1643 00:45:51.790 --> 00:45:54.751 We are nearing noontide, so the lighting is not 1644 00:45:54.877 --> 00:45:59.757 correct for this, but could you imagine what this street 1645 00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:02.092 would look like at night? 1646 00:46:02.217 --> 00:46:05.596 And with these pumpkins carved and lit as they should have been 1647 00:46:05.721 --> 00:46:11.477 done come eventide, these star 1648 00:46:05.721 --> 00:46:11.477 crossed lovers will surely 1649 00:46:11.602 --> 00:46:14.521 light up the autumnal sky. 1650 00:46:14.646 --> 00:46:15.981 Oh, dear. 1651 00:46:16.106 --> 00:46:22.112 Edgar James Brodhead, step away from my mama. 1652 00:46:22.196 --> 00:46:25.199 I most certainly will not. 1653 00:46:25.324 --> 00:46:27.034 Jared, sweetie, you know what? 1654 00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:29.620 Let's just take a minute 1655 00:46:27.159 --> 00:46:29.620 and talk about this. 1656 00:46:29.745 --> 00:46:31.288 That's a great idea, Belinda. 1657 00:46:29.745 --> 00:46:31.288 You know what? 1658 00:46:31.413 --> 00:46:32.789 Why don't we turn off 1659 00:46:31.413 --> 00:46:32.789 the cameras for a second, 1660 00:46:32.915 --> 00:46:33.957 and we can discuss this? 1661 00:46:34.082 --> 00:46:36.293 How long has 1662 00:46:34.082 --> 00:46:36.293 this been going on? 1663 00:46:36.376 --> 00:46:37.753 Well, I can't 1664 00:46:36.376 --> 00:46:37.753 speak for the lady. 1665 00:46:37.878 --> 00:46:40.547 But as for me, two 1666 00:46:37.878 --> 00:46:40.547 Christmases ago, the night 1667 00:46:40.672 --> 00:46:42.716 you first took the throne 1668 00:46:40.672 --> 00:46:42.716 in Santa's Village. 1669 00:46:42.841 --> 00:46:46.887 Betrayed, 1670 00:46:42.841 --> 00:46:46.887 and in my own kingdom. 1671 00:46:47.012 --> 00:46:50.224 I will not allow you 1672 00:46:47.012 --> 00:46:50.224 to defame the Farnsworth name 1673 00:46:50.349 --> 00:46:51.475 with your unwelcomed advances. 1674 00:46:51.558 --> 00:46:53.060 They are more than welcome. 1675 00:46:53.185 --> 00:46:54.645 Thank you very much. 1676 00:46:54.770 --> 00:46:56.522 Is that true? 1677 00:46:56.647 --> 00:46:58.690 Truer than true north. 1678 00:46:58.857 --> 00:47:03.654 More absolute than 1679 00:46:58.857 --> 00:47:03.654 absolute zero. 1680 00:47:03.779 --> 00:47:05.405 [music playing] 1681 00:47:05.531 --> 00:47:06.240 Oh. 1682 00:47:06.365 --> 00:47:07.407 [clapping] 1683 00:47:07.533 --> 00:47:09.284 There you have it, folks. 1684 00:47:09.409 --> 00:47:12.579 True love right here on live TV. 1685 00:47:12.704 --> 00:47:16.625 [screams] 1686 00:47:16.750 --> 00:47:20.546 [gasping] 1687 00:47:22.047 --> 00:47:25.676 And just like that, HOA President Jared Farnsworth 1688 00:47:25.801 --> 00:47:28.679 smashes a Jack-o-Lantern 1689 00:47:25.801 --> 00:47:28.679 of love, 1690 00:47:28.762 --> 00:47:31.557 begging the question, should this neighborhood actually 1691 00:47:31.682 --> 00:47:34.685 be called Ever Mean Lane? 1692 00:47:34.810 --> 00:47:36.311 That's enough, Ashlynn. 1693 00:47:36.436 --> 00:47:38.522 Back to you, Ted. 1694 00:47:38.605 --> 00:47:41.775 Back to you, Ted. 1695 00:47:41.900 --> 00:47:44.695 As a childhood 1696 00:47:41.900 --> 00:47:44.695 resident of the lane, 1697 00:47:44.820 --> 00:47:47.406 I know from experience 1698 00:47:44.820 --> 00:47:47.406 how firm of a grip 1699 00:47:47.573 --> 00:47:50.409 the homeowner's association 1700 00:47:47.573 --> 00:47:50.409 has on its residents. 1701 00:47:50.576 --> 00:47:54.621 The intensity is simply too much for some, including my parents. 1702 00:47:54.746 --> 00:47:57.499 When asked, HOA President 1703 00:47:54.746 --> 00:47:57.499 Jared Farnsworth 1704 00:47:57.624 --> 00:48:00.502 refused to make 1705 00:47:57.624 --> 00:48:00.502 a statement, but his actions 1706 00:48:00.627 --> 00:48:02.212 spoke much more than words. 1707 00:48:02.337 --> 00:48:04.965 [screams] 1708 00:48:05.090 --> 00:48:08.802 Many Utahns would dream 1709 00:48:05.090 --> 00:48:08.802 of living on Evergreen Lane, 1710 00:48:08.927 --> 00:48:12.014 but today, felt more like a nightmare on Elm Street. 1711 00:48:12.139 --> 00:48:13.056 Oh, come on. 1712 00:48:13.181 --> 00:48:14.474 That's just yellow journalism. 1713 00:48:14.600 --> 00:48:15.893 ASHYLYNN (ON TV): With a reputation like that, 1714 00:48:15.976 --> 00:48:17.561 I have a feeling 1715 00:48:15.976 --> 00:48:17.561 the surrounding communities will 1716 00:48:17.686 --> 00:48:20.564 be frightened away from the rest of the activities 1717 00:48:20.689 --> 00:48:21.398 this Halloween. 1718 00:48:21.523 --> 00:48:22.983 Turn it off. 1719 00:48:23.108 --> 00:48:25.277 ASHYLYNN (ON TV): I'm Ashlynn 1720 00:48:23.108 --> 00:48:25.277 Ashworth, and this is-- 1721 00:48:25.444 --> 00:48:27.070 Thank you for letting 1722 00:48:25.444 --> 00:48:27.070 us use your house 1723 00:48:27.195 --> 00:48:29.406 as a neutral holding zone 1724 00:48:27.195 --> 00:48:29.406 while the deliberation occurs. 1725 00:48:29.531 --> 00:48:30.907 So sorry you had to see that. 1726 00:48:30.991 --> 00:48:32.826 I thought it was kind of exciting, actually. 1727 00:48:32.951 --> 00:48:35.412 Ned Brodhead is dating my mother. 1728 00:48:35.495 --> 00:48:37.247 Do you understand the implications 1729 00:48:37.372 --> 00:48:38.749 behind that type of betrayal? 1730 00:48:38.832 --> 00:48:39.750 And you expect me to be concerned 1731 00:48:39.875 --> 00:48:41.251 with anything else right now? 1732 00:48:41.335 --> 00:48:42.628 I mean, I don't left 1733 00:48:41.335 --> 00:48:42.628 from right, up from down. 1734 00:48:42.794 --> 00:48:44.338 I don't know 1735 00:48:42.794 --> 00:48:44.338 diagonals right now. 1736 00:48:44.463 --> 00:48:47.674 I mean, the man who lived 1737 00:48:44.463 --> 00:48:47.674 next door to me, my best man. 1738 00:48:47.799 --> 00:48:49.426 And the woman that gave birth to me. 1739 00:48:49.551 --> 00:48:50.802 She gave birth to me. 1740 00:48:50.927 --> 00:48:52.638 And I don't know what's happening right now. 1741 00:48:52.804 --> 00:48:54.181 I'm so confused. 1742 00:48:54.306 --> 00:48:56.266 Let's just put a hold 1743 00:48:54.306 --> 00:48:56.266 on the existential crisis 1744 00:48:56.391 --> 00:48:58.226 until we hear what it is you have to do to make this right. 1745 00:48:58.352 --> 00:48:59.436 And I just hope 1746 00:48:58.352 --> 00:48:59.436 they don't strip you 1747 00:48:59.561 --> 00:49:00.771 of your presidential powers. 1748 00:49:00.854 --> 00:49:02.272 They can do that? 1749 00:49:02.356 --> 00:49:04.274 It's in the hands 1750 00:49:02.356 --> 00:49:04.274 of the Triumvirate of Truth. 1751 00:49:04.399 --> 00:49:05.442 Is it from Star Wars? 1752 00:49:05.567 --> 00:49:06.943 Oh, don't let 1753 00:49:05.567 --> 00:49:06.943 the name fool you. 1754 00:49:07.027 --> 00:49:08.445 It's just Mary 1755 00:49:07.027 --> 00:49:08.445 Louise, Pam and Bob. 1756 00:49:08.570 --> 00:49:10.030 They meet at Swigalicious 1757 00:49:08.570 --> 00:49:10.030 & Sugarhouse. 1758 00:49:10.155 --> 00:49:11.657 Don't belittle the system. 1759 00:49:11.782 --> 00:49:14.284 These are time-proven 1760 00:49:11.782 --> 00:49:14.284 protocols, emergency measures 1761 00:49:14.409 --> 00:49:15.952 to bring balance to the bylaws. 1762 00:49:16.078 --> 00:49:17.287 Star Wars. 1763 00:49:17.412 --> 00:49:18.830 Who can forget 1764 00:49:17.412 --> 00:49:18.830 the great Hayfield-McAvoy 1765 00:49:18.956 --> 00:49:21.875 debate of '91 when a power grid dispute 1766 00:49:22.000 --> 00:49:23.627 almost canceled Christmas. 1767 00:49:23.752 --> 00:49:28.382 But lo, two humble HOA members 1768 00:49:23.752 --> 00:49:28.382 stepped into the breach 1769 00:49:28.507 --> 00:49:30.926 and created the Magna Carta of merriment. 1770 00:49:31.051 --> 00:49:33.553 Are you saying all of this 1771 00:49:31.051 --> 00:49:33.553 because you and I invented it? 1772 00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:35.013 ALBERT: Can't I just be proud of our work? 1773 00:49:35.138 --> 00:49:36.264 GAIL: Yes, but you don't make us sound humble. 1774 00:49:36.390 --> 00:49:37.599 Humble. Shmumble. 1775 00:49:37.724 --> 00:49:39.351 That's not a nice accusation. 1776 00:49:39.476 --> 00:49:41.311 GAIL: Can we please make a good impression on the new neighbors? 1777 00:49:41.395 --> 00:49:44.564 Honey, do you think 1778 00:49:41.395 --> 00:49:44.564 you'll ever forgive me? 1779 00:49:44.690 --> 00:49:47.025 It's not my forgiveness 1780 00:49:44.690 --> 00:49:47.025 you need right now. 1781 00:49:47.150 --> 00:49:49.403 [doorbell rings] 1782 00:49:49.528 --> 00:49:51.905 [music playing] 1783 00:49:52.030 --> 00:49:55.951 [slurping] 1784 00:50:05.210 --> 00:50:08.005 The Triumvirate of Truth has reached a decision. 1785 00:50:08.130 --> 00:50:11.341 Do what must be done. 1786 00:50:11.466 --> 00:50:13.176 PAMELA: Jared 1787 00:50:11.466 --> 00:50:13.176 Farnsworth, you have 1788 00:50:13.301 --> 00:50:15.762 been charged with destruction 1789 00:50:13.301 --> 00:50:15.762 of personal property 1790 00:50:15.887 --> 00:50:19.349 and projecting a pumpkin in a pedestrian perimeter. 1791 00:50:19.474 --> 00:50:21.893 Not only did this impact 1792 00:50:19.474 --> 00:50:21.893 the cleanliness of our curbs, 1793 00:50:22.018 --> 00:50:24.271 but it brought negative news coverage to the neighborhood, 1794 00:50:24.396 --> 00:50:26.773 which in turn plummeted the projected property 1795 00:50:26.898 --> 00:50:29.526 values by approximately 3%. 1796 00:50:29.651 --> 00:50:32.362 Hold my soda. 1797 00:50:32.487 --> 00:50:35.866 We know Ned to be neurotic, 1798 00:50:32.487 --> 00:50:35.866 and now is known to be 1799 00:50:35.991 --> 00:50:37.784 necking with your next of kin. 1800 00:50:37.909 --> 00:50:41.204 However, we have reviewed 1801 00:50:37.909 --> 00:50:41.204 the reasoning for your revolt, 1802 00:50:41.329 --> 00:50:44.750 and although we find 1803 00:50:41.329 --> 00:50:44.750 the target of your treason 1804 00:50:44.875 --> 00:50:47.878 to be tyrannical, it cannot be tolerated. 1805 00:50:48.003 --> 00:50:53.175 In order to be forgiven, you must fulfill the following. 1806 00:50:53.300 --> 00:50:55.177 I don't read 1807 00:50:53.300 --> 00:50:55.177 cursive very well. 1808 00:50:55.302 --> 00:50:58.597 I'm sorry, Bob, I 1809 00:50:55.302 --> 00:50:58.597 don't know hieroglyphics. 1810 00:50:58.722 --> 00:51:00.766 I'll paraphrase. 1811 00:51:00.891 --> 00:51:04.728 Your powers will be temporarily suspended and given to Emily 1812 00:51:04.853 --> 00:51:06.605 until you make things right. 1813 00:51:06.730 --> 00:51:08.815 Emotions are running really high right now, 1814 00:51:08.940 --> 00:51:11.318 and we think you need to sit down with Ned 1815 00:51:11.443 --> 00:51:12.903 and talk it over, man to man. 1816 00:51:12.986 --> 00:51:14.404 PAMELA: You ruined it, Bob. 1817 00:51:14.529 --> 00:51:16.072 You took away all 1818 00:51:14.529 --> 00:51:16.072 of my alliteration and flair. 1819 00:51:16.198 --> 00:51:17.491 I got you, girl. 1820 00:51:17.616 --> 00:51:21.161 Basically, you better buy the old buck a beer. 1821 00:51:21.286 --> 00:51:23.747 I accept 1822 00:51:21.286 --> 00:51:23.747 the Triumvirate's decision. 1823 00:51:23.872 --> 00:51:26.833 I-- I'm sorry. 1824 00:51:26.958 --> 00:51:28.251 Hold on. 1825 00:51:28.335 --> 00:51:29.711 Look, I'm all for you making good with Ned. 1826 00:51:29.836 --> 00:51:31.338 I mean, you can go out on your mandate. 1827 00:51:31.463 --> 00:51:33.048 You can bro it up all you want. 1828 00:51:33.173 --> 00:51:37.010 But as your interim president, I have a mandate of my own. 1829 00:51:37.135 --> 00:51:38.136 Anything. 1830 00:51:38.303 --> 00:51:40.639 Before you go 1831 00:51:38.303 --> 00:51:40.639 out with your bro, 1832 00:51:40.764 --> 00:51:42.808 I think Belinda deserves a one-on-one conversation 1833 00:51:42.933 --> 00:51:44.351 of her own, don't you? 1834 00:51:44.476 --> 00:51:46.103 I concur, Madam President. 1835 00:51:46.228 --> 00:51:47.020 Thank you. 1836 00:51:47.145 --> 00:51:48.188 I'm so embarrassed. 1837 00:51:48.313 --> 00:51:49.940 We had so much soda. 1838 00:51:50.023 --> 00:51:52.359 I can't believe that we never thought of her. 1839 00:51:52.484 --> 00:51:54.861 I blame the firm psychological 1840 00:51:52.484 --> 00:51:54.861 grip of the patriarchy. 1841 00:51:54.986 --> 00:51:56.112 My bad. 1842 00:51:56.238 --> 00:51:57.114 PAMELA: It's OK. 1843 00:51:57.239 --> 00:51:58.615 I've got my traveling quill. 1844 00:51:58.740 --> 00:52:00.200 All right. 1845 00:52:00.325 --> 00:52:02.369 I'll just add this to the bottom 1846 00:52:00.325 --> 00:52:02.369 of the parchment, OK? 1847 00:52:02.494 --> 00:52:03.495 Bend. 1848 00:52:03.620 --> 00:52:06.206 Do not tell book club about this. 1849 00:52:06.331 --> 00:52:08.500 Hmm. 1850 00:52:08.625 --> 00:52:09.709 Yum. 1851 00:52:09.835 --> 00:52:13.755 [gentle music] 1852 00:52:21.471 --> 00:52:22.472 Pink meringue? 1853 00:52:22.556 --> 00:52:23.557 Oh, yes. 1854 00:52:23.682 --> 00:52:24.808 Thank you. 1855 00:52:24.933 --> 00:52:26.643 They look delicious. 1856 00:52:26.768 --> 00:52:28.436 You know, you 1857 00:52:26.768 --> 00:52:28.436 didn't have to spring 1858 00:52:28.562 --> 00:52:29.980 for the Queen Victoria package. 1859 00:52:30.105 --> 00:52:33.650 I know, but I wanted to. 1860 00:52:33.775 --> 00:52:35.902 I know you've always wanted to have tea with a daughter, 1861 00:52:36.027 --> 00:52:38.697 but there are no rules 1862 00:52:36.027 --> 00:52:38.697 about having it with a son. 1863 00:52:38.822 --> 00:52:40.782 I appreciate it. 1864 00:52:40.907 --> 00:52:41.700 But it's me. 1865 00:52:41.867 --> 00:52:45.662 We-- we can just talk. 1866 00:52:45.787 --> 00:52:48.415 OK. 1867 00:52:48.540 --> 00:52:51.501 And I will start by apologizing. 1868 00:52:51.585 --> 00:52:53.587 Emily reminded me that we're all adults here, 1869 00:52:53.712 --> 00:52:56.840 and I sure wasn't acting like one. 1870 00:52:56.965 --> 00:53:00.010 Neither did I. I 1871 00:52:56.965 --> 00:53:00.010 could have told you. 1872 00:53:00.135 --> 00:53:03.597 I should have told you when I first started catching feelings. 1873 00:53:03.722 --> 00:53:08.560 But it took me a while 1874 00:53:03.722 --> 00:53:08.560 to realize what was happening. 1875 00:53:08.685 --> 00:53:16.234 So, are-- are you 1876 00:53:08.685 --> 00:53:16.234 and Ned like an item? 1877 00:53:16.359 --> 00:53:18.695 I don't know how 1878 00:53:16.359 --> 00:53:18.695 to define it exactly, 1879 00:53:18.820 --> 00:53:21.406 but according to Mary 1880 00:53:18.820 --> 00:53:21.406 Louise, the kids 1881 00:53:21.573 --> 00:53:22.741 would say we're talking. 1882 00:53:22.866 --> 00:53:24.326 Talking? 1883 00:53:24.451 --> 00:53:27.370 What does that-- first of all, 1884 00:53:24.451 --> 00:53:27.370 how does an 80-year-old 1885 00:53:27.495 --> 00:53:28.997 woman know what the lingo is? 1886 00:53:33.084 --> 00:53:35.253 Mom, the real question is, are-- 1887 00:53:35.420 --> 00:53:36.546 are you happy? 1888 00:53:36.671 --> 00:53:39.049 I find myself 1889 00:53:36.671 --> 00:53:39.049 smiling every day. 1890 00:53:39.132 --> 00:53:41.217 That Ned is a real rizzler. 1891 00:53:41.343 --> 00:53:42.135 Hmm. 1892 00:53:42.260 --> 00:53:42.928 Rizzler? 1893 00:53:43.094 --> 00:53:43.803 BELINDA: Mm-hmm. 1894 00:53:43.929 --> 00:53:45.764 Love that for you. 1895 00:53:45.889 --> 00:53:47.182 I think. 1896 00:53:47.307 --> 00:53:49.351 Your father's been 1897 00:53:47.307 --> 00:53:49.351 gone for so long that I-- 1898 00:53:49.476 --> 00:53:52.354 I kind of forgot what it felt like to be seen in that way. 1899 00:53:52.479 --> 00:53:55.565 And I never expected 1900 00:53:52.479 --> 00:53:55.565 to feel that way about Ned. 1901 00:53:55.690 --> 00:53:58.485 But something about him has changed. 1902 00:53:58.610 --> 00:54:02.572 And I love the way his eyes light up when he sees me 1903 00:54:02.697 --> 00:54:05.116 or when he listens to me talk. 1904 00:54:05.242 --> 00:54:10.288 And I know he's one tall glass of some self-distilled spirit, 1905 00:54:10.455 --> 00:54:11.498 but he gets me. 1906 00:54:11.623 --> 00:54:13.625 And oh, when he kisses me-- 1907 00:54:13.750 --> 00:54:14.709 Oh, you can stop there. 1908 00:54:14.834 --> 00:54:17.087 I get the picture. 1909 00:54:17.170 --> 00:54:19.214 Oh, boy. 1910 00:54:19.339 --> 00:54:21.091 I think it just 1911 00:54:19.339 --> 00:54:21.091 caught me by surprise. 1912 00:54:21.216 --> 00:54:22.384 You know, I-- 1913 00:54:22.509 --> 00:54:24.427 Ned and I haven't always gotten along. 1914 00:54:24.552 --> 00:54:30.016 And he's the strangest 1915 00:54:24.552 --> 00:54:30.016 man I've ever met. 1916 00:54:30.141 --> 00:54:31.309 But you know I love the guy. 1917 00:54:31.434 --> 00:54:32.644 I know you do. 1918 00:54:32.769 --> 00:54:35.105 And honestly, it's still early with us. 1919 00:54:35.188 --> 00:54:36.815 I don't know what's 1920 00:54:35.188 --> 00:54:36.815 gonna happen, 1921 00:54:36.982 --> 00:54:40.318 but it means so much to me to know that I have your support. 1922 00:54:40.443 --> 00:54:41.152 Absolutely. 1923 00:54:41.277 --> 00:54:42.696 I love you, son. 1924 00:54:42.821 --> 00:54:45.365 I love you, too. 1925 00:54:45.490 --> 00:54:48.785 But if you call Ned 1926 00:54:45.490 --> 00:54:48.785 the rizzler ever again, 1927 00:54:48.868 --> 00:54:49.953 I'm gonna change my mind. 1928 00:54:54.165 --> 00:54:58.003 So when did you first know? 1929 00:54:58.128 --> 00:55:02.257 Christmas Eve, 1930 00:54:58.128 --> 00:55:02.257 the year Emily came back. 1931 00:55:02.382 --> 00:55:07.178 Your mother joined me outside for a mug of hot bourbon cider. 1932 00:55:07.304 --> 00:55:09.180 It was so dark. 1933 00:55:09.306 --> 00:55:11.891 I could just see 1934 00:55:09.306 --> 00:55:11.891 the moon on her hair. 1935 00:55:12.017 --> 00:55:16.730 And we started talking about our favorite stars. 1936 00:55:16.855 --> 00:55:19.566 You know, I could not 1937 00:55:16.855 --> 00:55:19.566 narrow it down to one star, 1938 00:55:19.691 --> 00:55:21.026 but I do have a favorite nebula. 1939 00:55:21.192 --> 00:55:23.194 Of course, 'cause everyone knows that. 1940 00:55:23.320 --> 00:55:25.363 So, I was born-- 1941 00:55:25.488 --> 00:55:26.364 May 1. 1942 00:55:26.531 --> 00:55:28.867 Yes, which makes me a-- 1943 00:55:28.992 --> 00:55:30.160 Please land your plane. 1944 00:55:30.285 --> 00:55:31.411 A Taurus. 1945 00:55:31.536 --> 00:55:32.704 Taurus. 1946 00:55:32.829 --> 00:55:34.331 Boo. 1947 00:55:34.414 --> 00:55:38.501 Which means my favorite is going to be the Crab Nebula, 1948 00:55:38.585 --> 00:55:40.879 otherwise known as NGC 1952. 1949 00:55:41.004 --> 00:55:41.838 Sure. 1950 00:55:41.963 --> 00:55:43.298 Every-- everyone knows that. 1951 00:55:43.423 --> 00:55:45.717 Yes, but what I didn't know was your mother's 1952 00:55:45.842 --> 00:55:48.887 favorite star is Astraea. 1953 00:55:49.054 --> 00:55:49.929 North Star. 1954 00:55:50.055 --> 00:55:52.015 You didn't know that at all. 1955 00:55:52.140 --> 00:55:54.267 I literally named the only 1956 00:55:52.140 --> 00:55:54.267 star I could think of. 1957 00:55:54.392 --> 00:55:55.351 It's OK. 1958 00:55:55.477 --> 00:55:57.103 Not all of us are astrophiles. 1959 00:55:57.228 --> 00:56:00.148 But those of us who are know that it is located 1960 00:56:00.273 --> 00:56:03.401 in the constellation of Taurus. 1961 00:56:03.526 --> 00:56:07.739 And then your mother tells me that Astraea is really 1962 00:56:07.864 --> 00:56:09.532 a very famous Greek nymph. 1963 00:56:09.657 --> 00:56:10.992 How about I stop you right there. 1964 00:56:11.117 --> 00:56:12.452 [whistles] 1965 00:56:12.577 --> 00:56:14.162 It's gonna be enough 1966 00:56:12.577 --> 00:56:14.162 mythology for one evening. 1967 00:56:14.287 --> 00:56:16.414 No, really, you should Google the story and read it later. 1968 00:56:16.539 --> 00:56:17.707 It's a scorcher. 1969 00:56:17.791 --> 00:56:19.250 I promise you, I will not. 1970 00:56:19.376 --> 00:56:20.460 OK. 1971 00:56:20.585 --> 00:56:22.629 But do you want 1972 00:56:20.585 --> 00:56:22.629 to ask you a favor. 1973 00:56:22.754 --> 00:56:24.297 Yes, sir. 1974 00:56:24.422 --> 00:56:28.176 First, never use nymph and 1975 00:56:24.422 --> 00:56:28.176 my mother in the same sentence 1976 00:56:28.301 --> 00:56:28.968 ever again. 1977 00:56:29.094 --> 00:56:30.011 That's a big ask. 1978 00:56:30.136 --> 00:56:30.804 I'm asking. 1979 00:56:30.929 --> 00:56:31.888 I'm gonna try. 1980 00:56:32.013 --> 00:56:34.140 Try really, really hard. 1981 00:56:34.265 --> 00:56:35.850 Yes, sir. 1982 00:56:35.975 --> 00:56:43.274 Also, please treat her well, and please be honest with her. 1983 00:56:43.441 --> 00:56:45.235 I swear on the stars. 1984 00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:48.113 And you watch out 1985 00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:48.113 for yourself too, Brodhead. 1986 00:56:48.238 --> 00:56:49.614 You hear me? 1987 00:56:48.238 --> 00:56:49.614 - OK. 1988 00:56:49.739 --> 00:56:51.491 If she breaks your heart, don't come crying to me. 1989 00:56:51.616 --> 00:56:54.953 The game of love is 1990 00:56:51.616 --> 00:56:54.953 high risk, high reward. 1991 00:56:55.120 --> 00:56:57.288 I know what I'm playing. 1992 00:56:57.414 --> 00:56:59.040 I swear. 1993 00:56:59.165 --> 00:57:02.252 To risking it all. 1994 00:57:02.335 --> 00:57:06.214 [clink] 1995 00:57:07.215 --> 00:57:08.091 Do you want to play some pool? 1996 00:57:08.216 --> 00:57:09.259 I'll play billiards. 1997 00:57:09.342 --> 00:57:10.677 You can call it whatever you want. 1998 00:57:10.802 --> 00:57:11.928 You're going down, Brodhead. 1999 00:57:12.053 --> 00:57:15.348 Yeah, sure. 2000 00:57:15.473 --> 00:57:19.352 [pleasant music] 2001 00:57:20.228 --> 00:57:21.104 Hey, babe. 2002 00:57:21.229 --> 00:57:22.522 What are you still doing up? 2003 00:57:22.647 --> 00:57:24.858 I had an idea, and it just keeps flowing. 2004 00:57:24.983 --> 00:57:25.942 I couldn't sleep. 2005 00:57:26.067 --> 00:57:27.443 How'd it go with Ned and Belinda? 2006 00:57:27.569 --> 00:57:31.990 [romantic music] 2007 00:57:38.329 --> 00:57:40.290 Oh, that good, huh? 2008 00:57:40.415 --> 00:57:41.666 Not my weeds. 2009 00:57:41.833 --> 00:57:43.042 Not my garden. 2010 00:57:43.168 --> 00:57:44.127 Well said. 2011 00:57:46.838 --> 00:57:48.756 I'm about to head to bed. 2012 00:57:48.882 --> 00:57:50.508 But should I wait up for you? 2013 00:57:50.633 --> 00:57:52.218 No, I'm almost done here. 2014 00:57:52.343 --> 00:57:54.721 I was hoping maybe we could snuggle and watch a movie. 2015 00:57:54.846 --> 00:57:56.764 I think I can 2016 00:57:54.846 --> 00:57:56.764 make that happen. 2017 00:57:56.890 --> 00:57:58.808 [laughs] Do not drop me, please. 2018 00:57:58.933 --> 00:58:00.643 Why would I drop you? 2019 00:58:00.768 --> 00:58:01.936 What are you talking about? 2020 00:58:04.856 --> 00:58:08.067 So by watch a movie, do you mean start a movie 2021 00:58:08.193 --> 00:58:11.404 and then in 15 minutes, 2022 00:58:08.193 --> 00:58:11.404 you'll be asleep in my arms? 2023 00:58:11.529 --> 00:58:13.239 Yeah, but first, we could flirt a little, 2024 00:58:13.364 --> 00:58:15.742 you know, laugh 2025 00:58:13.364 --> 00:58:15.742 and cuddle while we 2026 00:58:15.867 --> 00:58:16.993 try to find something to watch. 2027 00:58:17.118 --> 00:58:18.995 That actually sounds amazing. 2028 00:58:19.120 --> 00:58:21.372 Mm. 2029 00:58:21.498 --> 00:58:25.001 It's my favorite thing in the whole world. 2030 00:58:25.126 --> 00:58:28.505 You know, the more I think 2031 00:58:25.126 --> 00:58:28.505 about the Ashlynn situation, I-- 2032 00:58:28.588 --> 00:58:30.340 the more I feel like 2033 00:58:28.588 --> 00:58:30.340 maybe I should reach out 2034 00:58:30.465 --> 00:58:33.927 and just try and clear the air. 2035 00:58:34.052 --> 00:58:36.804 It was me who embarrassed himself on regional TV. 2036 00:58:36.930 --> 00:58:39.557 No, honey, I'm not 2037 00:58:36.930 --> 00:58:39.557 talking about pumpkin gate. 2038 00:58:39.724 --> 00:58:40.850 Oh. 2039 00:58:40.975 --> 00:58:44.521 Something she said on the broadcast. 2040 00:58:44.604 --> 00:58:47.023 Like, maybe her family felt like they were 2041 00:58:47.148 --> 00:58:49.859 pushed out of the neighborhood. 2042 00:58:49.943 --> 00:58:51.945 I mean, I know I can't change anything, but I-- 2043 00:58:52.070 --> 00:58:55.657 I just would really love to extend a peace offering, 2044 00:58:55.782 --> 00:58:57.033 you know? 2045 00:58:57.158 --> 00:58:58.451 I mean, we're adults. 2046 00:58:58.576 --> 00:59:00.203 We shouldn't be-- 2047 00:58:58.576 --> 00:59:00.203 shouldn't have this, like, 2048 00:59:00.328 --> 00:59:04.457 weirdness from 2049 00:59:00.328 --> 00:59:04.457 our childhood between us. 2050 00:59:04.582 --> 00:59:06.376 If that's the way 2051 00:59:04.582 --> 00:59:06.376 you feel, I think you 2052 00:59:06.501 --> 00:59:08.211 should definitely reach out. 2053 00:59:08.336 --> 00:59:09.462 Thanks, honey. 2054 00:59:09.587 --> 00:59:11.172 Mm-hmm. 2055 00:59:11.297 --> 00:59:14.550 Isn't it so nice 2056 00:59:11.297 --> 00:59:14.550 to have someone you can 2057 00:59:14.634 --> 00:59:17.220 say anything to at any time? 2058 00:59:20.640 --> 00:59:23.685 That is the best definition of marriage I've ever heard. 2059 00:59:31.693 --> 00:59:33.945 Hey, thanks so much 2060 00:59:31.693 --> 00:59:33.945 for agreeing to meet me. 2061 00:59:34.070 --> 00:59:35.071 Oh, of course. 2062 00:59:35.196 --> 00:59:36.364 I'm sorry I don't have more time. 2063 00:59:36.489 --> 00:59:38.116 I have just been 2064 00:59:36.489 --> 00:59:38.116 so busy with the tapings 2065 00:59:38.241 --> 00:59:39.951 and keeping up 2066 00:59:38.241 --> 00:59:39.951 with my followers. 2067 00:59:40.118 --> 00:59:41.661 I've recorded seven cameos this week. 2068 00:59:41.786 --> 00:59:42.579 Oh my goodness. 2069 00:59:42.704 --> 00:59:43.496 I'm gonna make it quick. 2070 00:59:43.621 --> 00:59:44.539 I, um-- 2071 00:59:44.664 --> 00:59:45.707 Don't worry about Michaela. 2072 00:59:45.832 --> 00:59:46.791 She has heard it all. 2073 00:59:46.958 --> 00:59:48.418 She is a vault. 2074 00:59:48.501 --> 00:59:52.255 I just wanted to apologize for when we were younger. 2075 00:59:52.380 --> 00:59:54.215 I was the one that scared you, remember? 2076 00:59:54.340 --> 00:59:56.926 I know, but what I 2077 00:59:54.340 --> 00:59:56.926 really mean is after that. 2078 00:59:57.051 --> 00:59:59.470 I know the neighbors went into overdrive trying to protect me 2079 00:59:59.596 --> 01:00:02.098 after my grandmother passed and after the whole scarecrow thing. 2080 01:00:02.223 --> 01:00:04.559 And I just really hope that's not the reason your family 2081 01:00:04.684 --> 01:00:06.644 decided to move away. 2082 01:00:06.769 --> 01:00:09.188 And after you moved, I 2083 01:00:06.769 --> 01:00:09.188 thought you were angry at me. 2084 01:00:09.314 --> 01:00:10.940 I really did. 2085 01:00:09.314 --> 01:00:10.940 I thought you were mad. 2086 01:00:11.065 --> 01:00:12.692 And I should have talked to you about it right then and there. 2087 01:00:12.817 --> 01:00:13.985 And instead, I put up this wall. 2088 01:00:14.152 --> 01:00:16.195 And it wasn't because I 2089 01:00:14.152 --> 01:00:16.195 didn't like you. 2090 01:00:16.321 --> 01:00:18.114 It was actually 2091 01:00:16.321 --> 01:00:18.114 quite the opposite. 2092 01:00:18.239 --> 01:00:19.115 Come on, Emily. 2093 01:00:19.240 --> 01:00:20.241 You nickname me Shlynn Shady. 2094 01:00:20.366 --> 01:00:21.743 And that was totally unfair. 2095 01:00:21.868 --> 01:00:22.785 I mean, how were you 2096 01:00:21.868 --> 01:00:22.785 supposed to know that I was 2097 01:00:22.910 --> 01:00:24.287 gonna ask Buzz Okie to Sadie's? 2098 01:00:24.412 --> 01:00:25.455 Everyone wanted to ask Buzz. 2099 01:00:25.580 --> 01:00:26.998 Ah, blue eyed Buzz. 2100 01:00:27.123 --> 01:00:28.833 The truth is you were so cool and popular, 2101 01:00:28.958 --> 01:00:31.336 and I just loved what you did with the school announcements. 2102 01:00:31.461 --> 01:00:33.296 You never told me that. 2103 01:00:31.461 --> 01:00:33.296 EMILY: Well, I should have. 2104 01:00:33.379 --> 01:00:35.465 They were clever and funny, and everyone loved them. 2105 01:00:35.548 --> 01:00:36.341 And I mean, look. 2106 01:00:36.466 --> 01:00:37.967 Look where you are now. 2107 01:00:38.051 --> 01:00:39.677 Secretly, I kind of always wanted to volunteer to write 2108 01:00:39.844 --> 01:00:41.554 the copy for the teleprompter. - Why didn't you say anything? 2109 01:00:41.679 --> 01:00:43.723 I just never had the courage. 2110 01:00:43.848 --> 01:00:46.392 And I was embarrassed about how things ended 2111 01:00:46.517 --> 01:00:48.811 between us when you moved. 2112 01:00:48.936 --> 01:00:50.480 I just want to say I'm sorry that I let 2113 01:00:50.563 --> 01:00:52.482 my own insecurities come between what could have 2114 01:00:52.607 --> 01:00:54.734 been a really cool friendship. 2115 01:00:54.859 --> 01:00:57.653 MAN (ON INTERCOM): We need Ashlynn in Studio C, ASAP. 2116 01:00:57.737 --> 01:00:59.155 Oh, I'm so sorry. 2117 01:00:59.238 --> 01:01:00.448 I have to run. 2118 01:00:59.238 --> 01:01:00.448 - It's OK. 2119 01:01:00.573 --> 01:01:01.491 Talk later? 2120 01:01:01.616 --> 01:01:02.116 Yeah, of course. 2121 01:01:01.616 --> 01:01:02.116 Go, go, go. 2122 01:01:02.241 --> 01:01:02.909 Thank you. 2123 01:01:03.034 --> 01:01:03.951 Great. 2124 01:01:04.077 --> 01:01:06.371 Oh, here's a headshot for free. 2125 01:01:06.537 --> 01:01:07.497 Oh, thank you. 2126 01:01:07.622 --> 01:01:09.874 I'll see you soon. 2127 01:01:10.041 --> 01:01:12.668 That went well. 2128 01:01:12.794 --> 01:01:14.295 WOMAN: I can't 2129 01:01:12.794 --> 01:01:14.295 believe you confronted 2130 01:01:14.420 --> 01:01:15.588 the great and powerful Ashlynn. 2131 01:01:15.713 --> 01:01:17.006 It's been bugging 2132 01:01:15.713 --> 01:01:17.006 me for years. 2133 01:01:17.131 --> 01:01:18.716 It felt so good to get 2134 01:01:17.131 --> 01:01:18.716 it off my chest. 2135 01:01:18.883 --> 01:01:21.219 I mean, she didn't give me much of a reaction, but that's OK. 2136 01:01:21.386 --> 01:01:22.762 It was worth it. 2137 01:01:22.887 --> 01:01:24.055 I gotta say, I'm proud of you on so many levels. 2138 01:01:24.180 --> 01:01:25.681 Oh, thank you. 2139 01:01:25.765 --> 01:01:26.849 Also, I think you're really on to something this year. 2140 01:01:26.974 --> 01:01:28.226 Those spider doodles 2141 01:01:26.974 --> 01:01:28.226 look amazing. 2142 01:01:28.393 --> 01:01:30.019 They taste great too. 2143 01:01:30.103 --> 01:01:32.021 I had three of them 2144 01:01:30.103 --> 01:01:32.021 when Mom wasn't looking. 2145 01:01:32.146 --> 01:01:34.065 Nicole Marie, you're 2146 01:01:32.146 --> 01:01:34.065 gonna make yourself sick. 2147 01:01:34.190 --> 01:01:35.858 Come on, it's Halloween. Isn't that the point? 2148 01:01:35.983 --> 01:01:36.859 Well, fine. 2149 01:01:36.984 --> 01:01:39.195 At least give me a bite, then. 2150 01:01:39.320 --> 01:01:41.531 Mm, those are amazing. 2151 01:01:41.656 --> 01:01:42.407 Thank you. 2152 01:01:42.573 --> 01:01:43.950 I'm so glad. 2153 01:01:44.075 --> 01:01:45.618 But save some room 2154 01:01:44.075 --> 01:01:45.618 for Pamela's, 'cause you know, 2155 01:01:45.743 --> 01:01:47.161 she is a shoo-in to win the contest. 2156 01:01:47.286 --> 01:01:48.704 No secret there. - I don't know. 2157 01:01:48.830 --> 01:01:51.124 I'm pretty much of a cookie 2158 01:01:48.830 --> 01:01:51.124 expert at this point. 2159 01:01:51.249 --> 01:01:53.126 I think you have a chance. 2160 01:01:53.251 --> 01:01:54.335 Thanks. 2161 01:01:54.460 --> 01:01:56.003 I mean, we'll see. 2162 01:01:56.129 --> 01:01:57.296 I just do feel like the creative 2163 01:01:56.129 --> 01:01:57.296 juices have been flowing, 2164 01:01:57.422 --> 01:01:58.923 you know, since I 2165 01:01:57.422 --> 01:01:58.923 started writing again. 2166 01:01:59.090 --> 01:02:00.717 I don't know. 2167 01:02:00.842 --> 01:02:01.884 Maybe some of that energy has been absorbed into the baking 2168 01:02:02.009 --> 01:02:03.469 as well. - Hmm. 2169 01:02:03.594 --> 01:02:04.721 I was gonna say there's 2170 01:02:03.594 --> 01:02:04.721 something different about you. 2171 01:02:04.846 --> 01:02:05.847 I thought it was the honeymoon glow, 2172 01:02:05.972 --> 01:02:07.473 but got a little spark in ya. 2173 01:02:07.598 --> 01:02:10.059 I didn't realize how much I missed writing, you know? 2174 01:02:10.184 --> 01:02:12.103 Like, I've forgotten about 2175 01:02:10.184 --> 01:02:12.103 the joy it brings me. 2176 01:02:12.228 --> 01:02:15.064 I think I thought copywriting was enough, but maybe it's not. 2177 01:02:15.189 --> 01:02:16.566 Well, now you know. 2178 01:02:16.691 --> 01:02:18.109 At least you're back 2179 01:02:16.691 --> 01:02:18.109 to doing something you love. 2180 01:02:18.234 --> 01:02:19.777 Yeah, exactly. 2181 01:02:19.944 --> 01:02:21.028 And even if it doesn't turn into something I do for money, 2182 01:02:21.154 --> 01:02:22.572 at least I know it's 2183 01:02:21.154 --> 01:02:22.572 important to me. 2184 01:02:22.697 --> 01:02:23.948 It's exactly how I feel about The Real Housewives 2185 01:02:24.073 --> 01:02:25.199 of Salt Lake City. 2186 01:02:25.324 --> 01:02:26.325 Oh, I wish they'd bring Monica back. 2187 01:02:26.451 --> 01:02:27.910 Right? 2188 01:02:26.451 --> 01:02:27.910 She's the best part. 2189 01:02:28.035 --> 01:02:30.997 I was more intrigued by Jen's storyline. 2190 01:02:31.122 --> 01:02:33.332 I said I was a good 2191 01:02:31.122 --> 01:02:33.332 mom, not a perfect mom. 2192 01:02:33.458 --> 01:02:35.293 EMILY: I hope it's OK 2193 01:02:33.458 --> 01:02:35.293 that we're a little late. 2194 01:02:35.418 --> 01:02:36.753 - I'll get it set up. 2195 01:02:35.418 --> 01:02:36.753 - Thanks. 2196 01:02:36.878 --> 01:02:38.921 Oh, thank you 2197 01:02:36.878 --> 01:02:38.921 so much for hosting. 2198 01:02:39.005 --> 01:02:40.798 Belinda was a little preoccupied this week, 2199 01:02:40.965 --> 01:02:41.799 if you know what I mean. 2200 01:02:41.966 --> 01:02:43.176 Are you kidding? 2201 01:02:43.301 --> 01:02:44.886 This is our idea 2202 01:02:43.301 --> 01:02:44.886 of a house-warming party. 2203 01:02:45.011 --> 01:02:46.971 More like heartwarming. 2204 01:02:47.096 --> 01:02:49.599 Seriously, we have 2205 01:02:47.096 --> 01:02:49.599 lived in a lot of places 2206 01:02:49.724 --> 01:02:52.477 and never really felt 2207 01:02:49.724 --> 01:02:52.477 like we fit in until now. 2208 01:02:52.602 --> 01:02:53.936 Aw. 2209 01:02:54.020 --> 01:02:55.480 Well, I think if we 2210 01:02:54.020 --> 01:02:55.480 looked into the cauldron, 2211 01:02:55.605 --> 01:02:59.984 we would see a lifetime 2212 01:02:55.605 --> 01:02:59.984 of friendship ahead for us. 2213 01:03:00.109 --> 01:03:04.614 Look at our little angel, all caught up in festive spirit. 2214 01:03:04.697 --> 01:03:06.449 True I've never seen her so happy. 2215 01:03:06.532 --> 01:03:08.701 But our angel 2216 01:03:06.532 --> 01:03:08.701 still can't compete 2217 01:03:08.826 --> 01:03:10.036 with our devil fruit cake. 2218 01:03:10.161 --> 01:03:12.914 Mm, Albert, you little demon, you. 2219 01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:14.123 Come on, come on. 2220 01:03:14.248 --> 01:03:15.666 Just let me have 2221 01:03:14.248 --> 01:03:15.666 just a little taste. 2222 01:03:15.791 --> 01:03:17.460 Bob, not Yeti. 2223 01:03:17.585 --> 01:03:20.630 Oh, I have never been so in love. 2224 01:03:20.755 --> 01:03:23.341 Well, if you're so in love, 2225 01:03:20.755 --> 01:03:23.341 go get me a drink. 2226 01:03:23.508 --> 01:03:27.845 I can't believe you would take pallesthesia over echolocation. 2227 01:03:27.970 --> 01:03:29.847 I mean, have you lost your prefrontal cortex? 2228 01:03:29.972 --> 01:03:31.307 See, there you go again. 2229 01:03:31.432 --> 01:03:32.725 Trying to confuse me with your technical jargon. 2230 01:03:32.850 --> 01:03:34.477 I'm just saying, money aside, I would rather be 2231 01:03:34.602 --> 01:03:35.811 Peter Parker than Bruce Wayne. 2232 01:03:35.937 --> 01:03:37.522 You are so wrong. 2233 01:03:37.647 --> 01:03:39.148 I'm not wrong. 2234 01:03:39.273 --> 01:03:41.484 Oh, Luna. 2235 01:03:41.609 --> 01:03:42.777 Wow. 2236 01:03:42.902 --> 01:03:46.864 The detail of your piping 2237 01:03:42.902 --> 01:03:46.864 is amazing. 2238 01:03:46.989 --> 01:03:48.241 I applaud your efforts. 2239 01:03:48.366 --> 01:03:50.117 I-- I really do. 2240 01:03:50.243 --> 01:03:53.329 And this is your first 2241 01:03:50.243 --> 01:03:53.329 cookie competition, is it? 2242 01:03:53.454 --> 01:03:55.039 Yep. 2243 01:03:55.206 --> 01:03:57.708 And I guess we'll have to see if a win is to be or not to be. 2244 01:03:57.875 --> 01:03:59.335 Oh, never heard that one before. 2245 01:03:59.418 --> 01:04:01.254 Either way, we're really hoping we 2246 01:04:01.379 --> 01:04:02.838 can at least turn a few heads. 2247 01:04:02.964 --> 01:04:06.342 Oh, well, how very optimistic of you. 2248 01:04:06.467 --> 01:04:10.304 But alas, poor Yorick, 2249 01:04:06.467 --> 01:04:10.304 once the judges 2250 01:04:10.429 --> 01:04:12.557 take a bite of my chocolate 2251 01:04:10.429 --> 01:04:12.557 chip chupacabras, 2252 01:04:12.682 --> 01:04:15.101 you're gonna be heading home with a participation 2253 01:04:15.226 --> 01:04:19.605 ribbon pinned on your festive 2254 01:04:15.226 --> 01:04:19.605 little sweater. 2255 01:04:19.730 --> 01:04:22.024 Hmm-mm. 2256 01:04:22.108 --> 01:04:25.403 And that is what we call 2257 01:04:22.108 --> 01:04:25.403 pre-game intimidation, Helen. 2258 01:04:25.528 --> 01:04:26.946 Take notes. 2259 01:04:27.071 --> 01:04:28.155 Shoot, they're pretty good. 2260 01:04:28.281 --> 01:04:30.867 OK, come on. 2261 01:04:30.992 --> 01:04:32.702 BELINDA: Are we ready? 2262 01:04:32.827 --> 01:04:35.329 [cheering] 2263 01:04:35.454 --> 01:04:40.334 Welcome to the first Beastly Bake-Off in more than 20 years. 2264 01:04:40.459 --> 01:04:44.297 We had a wickedly hard time judging the entries this year. 2265 01:04:44.422 --> 01:04:47.008 And I'm a little scared to announce the winner. 2266 01:04:47.133 --> 01:04:48.718 You should be 2267 01:04:47.133 --> 01:04:48.718 scared, lover girl, 2268 01:04:48.843 --> 01:04:52.346 'cause if I smell any Neddy boy nepotism, I will go nuclear. 2269 01:04:52.471 --> 01:04:56.893 I can assure you that outside of this year's amazing entries, 2270 01:04:57.018 --> 01:05:01.188 there has been no home cooking 2271 01:04:57.018 --> 01:05:01.188 in the selection process. 2272 01:05:01.314 --> 01:05:04.317 Unlike Christmas rules, there 2273 01:05:01.314 --> 01:05:04.317 is only one winner today, 2274 01:05:04.442 --> 01:05:05.943 no second or third place. 2275 01:05:06.068 --> 01:05:07.403 That's right. 2276 01:05:07.528 --> 01:05:09.447 Only room for one creature 2277 01:05:07.528 --> 01:05:09.447 in this cavern, baby. 2278 01:05:09.614 --> 01:05:11.574 BELINDA: OK, here we go. 2279 01:05:11.699 --> 01:05:13.117 And the winner is-- 2280 01:05:16.954 --> 01:05:20.875 For her cinnamon spider doodles, Emily Farnsworth! 2281 01:05:21.000 --> 01:05:24.337 [cheering] 2282 01:05:24.462 --> 01:05:25.838 [gasps] 2283 01:05:25.963 --> 01:05:27.757 PAMELA: There's no such thing as "croo-lers." 2284 01:05:27.840 --> 01:05:28.841 MARY LOUISE: Pam. 2285 01:05:28.966 --> 01:05:29.634 Pamela. 2286 01:05:29.759 --> 01:05:30.635 No, no. 2287 01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:31.844 Pamela. Pamela. 2288 01:05:31.969 --> 01:05:32.637 Pamela. 2289 01:05:32.762 --> 01:05:33.471 Darling. 2290 01:05:33.596 --> 01:05:34.931 Pamela, it's me. 2291 01:05:35.014 --> 01:05:36.641 It's Mary Louise. 2292 01:05:36.766 --> 01:05:39.685 Oh, Mary Louise, it's you. 2293 01:05:39.810 --> 01:05:41.604 Mm-hmm. 2294 01:05:41.687 --> 01:05:44.106 Bob, it's you too. 2295 01:05:44.231 --> 01:05:45.483 Oh, you guys. 2296 01:05:45.608 --> 01:05:47.985 I just-- I just had 2297 01:05:45.608 --> 01:05:47.985 the most horrible dream. 2298 01:05:48.152 --> 01:05:50.821 Oh, there were cookies 2299 01:05:48.152 --> 01:05:50.821 and-- and a witch. 2300 01:05:50.947 --> 01:05:53.616 And-- and you were there. 2301 01:05:53.741 --> 01:05:55.868 And-- and Belinda, you were there. 2302 01:05:55.993 --> 01:05:57.370 Oh, and Jared, you were there, too. 2303 01:05:57.495 --> 01:05:59.497 And-- and so were-- 2304 01:05:59.664 --> 01:06:00.873 you. 2305 01:06:00.998 --> 01:06:01.832 Easy. 2306 01:06:01.958 --> 01:06:03.292 Mm. 2307 01:06:03.376 --> 01:06:04.627 Easy. 2308 01:06:04.752 --> 01:06:07.213 We've already performed 2309 01:06:04.752 --> 01:06:07.213 the awards audit. 2310 01:06:07.338 --> 01:06:10.174 I can confidently confirm 2311 01:06:07.338 --> 01:06:10.174 that there was no tomfoolery. 2312 01:06:10.299 --> 01:06:11.801 She won fair and square. 2313 01:06:11.884 --> 01:06:14.428 But I-- you know, and she can't-- 2314 01:06:14.553 --> 01:06:16.013 I mean, how could she? 2315 01:06:16.138 --> 01:06:17.807 She's never been able 2316 01:06:16.138 --> 01:06:17.807 to cook anything in her life. 2317 01:06:17.932 --> 01:06:19.642 Pamela, if I had known how much this was gonna upset you 2318 01:06:19.767 --> 01:06:21.060 or how you were 2319 01:06:19.767 --> 01:06:21.060 gonna to react, I-- 2320 01:06:21.185 --> 01:06:22.687 I would have just given 2321 01:06:21.185 --> 01:06:22.687 up and let you win. 2322 01:06:22.812 --> 01:06:23.813 PAMELA: You and me both. 2323 01:06:23.938 --> 01:06:25.189 Where's my Helen? 2324 01:06:25.314 --> 01:06:27.149 She's in her room 2325 01:06:25.314 --> 01:06:27.149 FaceTiming with her dad. 2326 01:06:27.274 --> 01:06:28.192 Thank you. 2327 01:06:28.317 --> 01:06:30.486 Sure. 2328 01:06:30.611 --> 01:06:34.156 Well, I don't know if it's the head injury or not, 2329 01:06:34.281 --> 01:06:39.036 but I want to apologize 2330 01:06:34.281 --> 01:06:39.036 to all of you. 2331 01:06:39.161 --> 01:06:43.082 Every year, I get so obsessed 2332 01:06:39.161 --> 01:06:43.082 with winning that I 2333 01:06:43.207 --> 01:06:45.084 let it become my identity. 2334 01:06:45.209 --> 01:06:47.920 But as I look around 2335 01:06:45.209 --> 01:06:47.920 and see all of your faces, 2336 01:06:48.045 --> 01:06:52.174 I realize that I've already won because I 2337 01:06:52.258 --> 01:06:57.221 live on Evergreen Lane, 2338 01:06:52.258 --> 01:06:57.221 and there's no place like home. 2339 01:06:57.346 --> 01:06:59.265 Aw. 2340 01:06:59.390 --> 01:07:01.016 Uh, guys, I'm 2341 01:06:59.390 --> 01:07:01.016 so sorry to interrupt 2342 01:07:01.142 --> 01:07:02.059 this very sweet moment. 2343 01:07:02.226 --> 01:07:02.893 Then don't. 2344 01:07:03.018 --> 01:07:04.645 But I have news. 2345 01:07:04.770 --> 01:07:07.023 It looks like Channel 6 wants to come out and live stream 2346 01:07:07.106 --> 01:07:10.276 the carnival, spooky 2347 01:07:07.106 --> 01:07:10.276 alley and all. 2348 01:07:10.401 --> 01:07:12.069 Looks like we better haul out the Halloween. 2349 01:07:12.236 --> 01:07:12.945 Yes! 2350 01:07:13.070 --> 01:07:13.904 Yay! 2351 01:07:18.993 --> 01:07:21.537 OK, everyone, everyone. 2352 01:07:21.662 --> 01:07:23.080 Thank you. 2353 01:07:23.205 --> 01:07:25.124 Thank you so much for coming 2354 01:07:23.205 --> 01:07:25.124 on such short notice. 2355 01:07:25.249 --> 01:07:27.877 An opportunity has presented itself, 2356 01:07:28.002 --> 01:07:30.504 and I just had to share and bring it to a vote. 2357 01:07:30.629 --> 01:07:33.215 I got a text from Ashlynn Ashworth at Channel 6, 2358 01:07:33.340 --> 01:07:36.385 and it looks like they want to come back to the lane. 2359 01:07:36.469 --> 01:07:39.388 What about that smear piece she did about us? 2360 01:07:39.472 --> 01:07:41.140 It wasn't exactly a smear. 2361 01:07:41.265 --> 01:07:43.768 Jared did go full Billy Corgan on those pumpkins. 2362 01:07:43.893 --> 01:07:45.269 Yes, he did. 2363 01:07:45.436 --> 01:07:47.021 And I'm taking full 2364 01:07:45.436 --> 01:07:47.021 responsibility for my actions. 2365 01:07:47.146 --> 01:07:48.731 EMILY: Apparently, it was great for ratings for the network, 2366 01:07:48.814 --> 01:07:50.566 and they want to come back and cover the carnival and 2367 01:07:50.691 --> 01:07:52.276 the spooky alley. 2368 01:07:52.443 --> 01:07:53.861 I think this could take our fundraiser to the next level. 2369 01:07:53.986 --> 01:07:55.112 I think we should do it, guys. 2370 01:07:55.279 --> 01:07:56.947 They've lived here like, five minutes. 2371 01:07:57.072 --> 01:07:58.824 I'm just saying, you know, it's fundraising. 2372 01:07:58.949 --> 01:08:00.326 You know, it's 2373 01:07:58.949 --> 01:08:00.326 for the kids, but you know, 2374 01:08:00.451 --> 01:08:01.786 it's still seems really fishy to me. 2375 01:08:01.952 --> 01:08:03.204 I smell a conspiracy. 2376 01:08:03.329 --> 01:08:04.997 PAMELA: Can't risk any more bad press. 2377 01:08:05.122 --> 01:08:06.916 Guys, guys, guys, come on. 2378 01:08:07.041 --> 01:08:08.876 It's time to help a pres out. 2379 01:08:09.001 --> 01:08:12.588 Listen, when I had to relinquish 2380 01:08:09.001 --> 01:08:12.588 my powers to my better half, 2381 01:08:12.713 --> 01:08:14.215 I realized something. 2382 01:08:14.340 --> 01:08:18.803 I realized that serving this community, it's a privilege. 2383 01:08:18.969 --> 01:08:20.846 And I let my anger get the best of me. 2384 01:08:20.971 --> 01:08:23.682 And I was a very poor example of how a leader should be. 2385 01:08:23.808 --> 01:08:25.434 Luckily, you guys 2386 01:08:23.808 --> 01:08:25.434 cared about me enough 2387 01:08:25.559 --> 01:08:27.103 to give me a second chance. 2388 01:08:27.228 --> 01:08:30.856 Now, it's our chance to come together as a community and 2389 01:08:30.981 --> 01:08:32.942 a neighborhood 2390 01:08:30.981 --> 01:08:32.942 and celebrate in front 2391 01:08:33.025 --> 01:08:34.610 of the entire state of Utah. 2392 01:08:34.735 --> 01:08:38.197 And a few select counties 2393 01:08:34.735 --> 01:08:38.197 in Idaho, Wyoming, and Nevada, 2394 01:08:38.322 --> 01:08:39.782 depending on local TV markets. 2395 01:08:39.907 --> 01:08:40.741 Yes, Ned. 2396 01:08:40.866 --> 01:08:43.202 Not important, but sure. 2397 01:08:43.327 --> 01:08:44.912 Yeah. 2398 01:08:45.037 --> 01:08:47.456 The point is, it's time we back up our humble president, 2399 01:08:47.581 --> 01:08:50.584 and we show everyone what Halloween means to us. 2400 01:08:50.709 --> 01:08:51.836 What do you say? 2401 01:08:50.709 --> 01:08:51.836 Are you in? 2402 01:08:52.002 --> 01:08:52.962 Yeah, I'm in. 2403 01:08:53.087 --> 01:08:54.088 Ever Scream on three. 2404 01:08:54.213 --> 01:08:54.880 1, 2, 3-- 2405 01:08:55.005 --> 01:08:56.382 ALL: Ever Scream! 2406 01:08:56.507 --> 01:09:00.344 [music playing] 2407 01:09:00.469 --> 01:09:01.345 (SINGING) I believe in-- 2408 01:09:01.470 --> 01:09:02.388 Oh. 2409 01:09:02.513 --> 01:09:04.181 Hey, do you ever bob for apples? 2410 01:09:04.306 --> 01:09:05.307 Oh, you better believe it. 2411 01:09:05.432 --> 01:09:06.350 Oh, well, we're on. 2412 01:09:06.475 --> 01:09:08.227 Here we go. 2413 01:09:08.352 --> 01:09:10.938 (SINGING) But I keep on going 2414 01:09:11.063 --> 01:09:13.357 I can't afford to look back down 2415 01:09:13.482 --> 01:09:14.775 Oh-oh-oh-oh 2416 01:09:14.900 --> 01:09:17.236 Is that why they call it bobbing for apples? 2417 01:09:17.361 --> 01:09:18.487 Leave him alone. 2418 01:09:18.571 --> 01:09:19.822 It'll keep him 2419 01:09:18.571 --> 01:09:19.822 busy till nap time. 2420 01:09:19.905 --> 01:09:21.407 Smart. 2421 01:09:21.532 --> 01:09:23.868 Inflatables are not scary and if they get unplugged, 2422 01:09:24.034 --> 01:09:26.912 it's just [blows raspberries] I mean, the illusion is ruined. 2423 01:09:27.037 --> 01:09:29.290 The idea is for the kids 2424 01:09:27.037 --> 01:09:29.290 to have a good time, 2425 01:09:29.415 --> 01:09:30.791 not sending home with night terrors. 2426 01:09:30.916 --> 01:09:31.709 Look at this. 2427 01:09:30.916 --> 01:09:31.709 This is horrifying. 2428 01:09:31.834 --> 01:09:33.335 Hey, OK. 2429 01:09:33.460 --> 01:09:35.546 We're gonna nix her and also the animatronic Chucky doll. 2430 01:09:35.671 --> 01:09:37.131 But I'm keeping 2431 01:09:35.671 --> 01:09:37.131 the homemade Babadook. 2432 01:09:37.256 --> 01:09:38.674 - Oh, keep the Babadook. 2433 01:09:37.256 --> 01:09:38.674 - Babadook. 2434 01:09:38.757 --> 01:09:40.968 Guys, I'm a little worried about the costume contest. 2435 01:09:41.093 --> 01:09:43.345 We don't have many sign-ups. I mean, my parents are given. 2436 01:09:43.470 --> 01:09:44.847 Jared said he's 2437 01:09:43.470 --> 01:09:44.847 preparing something. 2438 01:09:44.972 --> 01:09:46.515 Other than that, it is slow, and I'm 2439 01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:48.100 just worried we won't have 2440 01:09:46.640 --> 01:09:48.100 a lot of foot traffic, 2441 01:09:48.225 --> 01:09:49.310 you know, for the spooky alley. 2442 01:09:49.435 --> 01:09:50.519 I just hope 2443 01:09:49.435 --> 01:09:50.519 the rumors aren't true. 2444 01:09:50.644 --> 01:09:51.520 What rumors? 2445 01:09:51.645 --> 01:09:53.230 Well, I don't like to gossip. 2446 01:09:53.397 --> 01:09:55.900 Says the woman who invented the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. 2447 01:09:56.025 --> 01:09:57.568 Oh, I have my reasons. 2448 01:09:57.693 --> 01:09:59.862 And quite compelling evidence, I might add. 2449 01:09:59.987 --> 01:10:00.738 Thank you. 2450 01:10:00.905 --> 01:10:02.239 I don't care about that. 2451 01:10:02.406 --> 01:10:04.199 Belinda, tell me what you heard. 2452 01:10:02.406 --> 01:10:04.199 Please, spill it. 2453 01:10:04.325 --> 01:10:05.701 Honey, you've gotta go listen. 2454 01:10:05.826 --> 01:10:07.119 I want to know what 2455 01:10:05.826 --> 01:10:07.119 they've been talking about. 2456 01:10:07.244 --> 01:10:08.621 - I'm scared. 2457 01:10:07.244 --> 01:10:08.621 - We've been gone for months. 2458 01:10:08.746 --> 01:10:09.496 I don't care if you're scared. 2459 01:10:08.746 --> 01:10:09.496 Grab a couple cans-- 2460 01:10:09.622 --> 01:10:11.248 BELINDA: All right. 2461 01:10:11.373 --> 01:10:12.583 Well, you; know Mary Louise's hairdresser, Brittany Bateman? 2462 01:10:12.708 --> 01:10:15.127 Girl can frost a top, and that's no rumor. 2463 01:10:15.252 --> 01:10:17.212 Apparently, her 2464 01:10:15.252 --> 01:10:17.212 sister-in-law, Heidi Burch, 2465 01:10:17.296 --> 01:10:19.381 works out at Train Insane when none 2466 01:10:19.506 --> 01:10:22.217 other than Ashlynn Ashworth. 2467 01:10:22.343 --> 01:10:24.970 She said they're only covering the spooky alley for clickbait. 2468 01:10:25.095 --> 01:10:26.347 What? 2469 01:10:26.472 --> 01:10:27.514 Oh, I don't understand. 2470 01:10:27.640 --> 01:10:29.058 She's hoping it's gonna be a train 2471 01:10:29.183 --> 01:10:30.434 wreck like the pumpkin contest. 2472 01:10:30.559 --> 01:10:31.435 What do you got? 2473 01:10:31.560 --> 01:10:32.728 I got nothing. 2474 01:10:32.853 --> 01:10:34.480 And after what she posted about Pamela 2475 01:10:34.605 --> 01:10:36.148 from the Beastly Bake-Off. 2476 01:10:36.273 --> 01:10:37.942 How do you suppose she heard about that, do you reckon? 2477 01:10:38.108 --> 01:10:39.735 I kept in touch with her mother. 2478 01:10:39.860 --> 01:10:42.738 I didn't know the phone call was on the record. 2479 01:10:42.863 --> 01:10:44.990 There was always something 2480 01:10:42.863 --> 01:10:44.990 strange about Ashlynn. 2481 01:10:45.115 --> 01:10:47.201 Didn't you tell me that when 2482 01:10:45.115 --> 01:10:47.201 you were in high school, 2483 01:10:47.326 --> 01:10:48.744 they called her Shlynn Shady? 2484 01:10:48.827 --> 01:10:50.162 Yes, technically. 2485 01:10:50.287 --> 01:10:51.830 But that was kind 2486 01:10:50.287 --> 01:10:51.830 of my fault. I don't think 2487 01:10:51.956 --> 01:10:53.582 she has an ulterior motive. 2488 01:10:51.956 --> 01:10:53.582 - Oh, really? 2489 01:10:53.707 --> 01:10:55.334 You don't think she does? BELINDA: Oh, I hope so. 2490 01:10:55.459 --> 01:10:58.003 But you know, after that 2491 01:10:55.459 --> 01:10:58.003 first news piece went viral, 2492 01:10:58.128 --> 01:11:00.005 it doesn't look like 2493 01:10:58.128 --> 01:11:00.005 the rest of the neighborhood 2494 01:11:00.130 --> 01:11:01.423 is so confident. 2495 01:11:01.507 --> 01:11:03.133 Rumor or not, we can't let this thing fail. 2496 01:11:03.259 --> 01:11:05.135 It's for charity now, and we're 2497 01:11:03.259 --> 01:11:05.135 gonna prove everyone wrong. 2498 01:11:05.302 --> 01:11:06.345 Yes. 2499 01:11:06.470 --> 01:11:07.262 You know Marvin and I are all in. 2500 01:11:07.388 --> 01:11:08.097 Thank you. 2501 01:11:08.180 --> 01:11:09.265 I don't doubt it. 2502 01:11:09.390 --> 01:11:10.975 And you can put 2503 01:11:09.390 --> 01:11:10.975 Bob and I down, too. 2504 01:11:11.141 --> 01:11:13.435 Yeah, we've been cooking up something that's electrifying. 2505 01:11:13.519 --> 01:11:14.186 Really? 2506 01:11:14.311 --> 01:11:15.396 What is that? 2507 01:11:15.521 --> 01:11:18.941 You can put down DJ Frankenstein-- 2508 01:11:19.066 --> 01:11:21.527 Not another word, Mary Louise. 2509 01:11:21.652 --> 01:11:23.279 I do not want any spoilers. 2510 01:11:23.404 --> 01:11:24.863 That's exactly what Jared said. 2511 01:11:24.989 --> 01:11:26.323 He's not doing 2512 01:11:24.989 --> 01:11:26.323 something with you? 2513 01:11:26.490 --> 01:11:28.742 No, he insisted 2514 01:11:26.490 --> 01:11:28.742 on doing something solo. 2515 01:11:28.867 --> 01:11:29.868 What about you guys? 2516 01:11:29.994 --> 01:11:31.245 Ned asked me 2517 01:11:29.994 --> 01:11:31.245 to join up with him. 2518 01:11:31.370 --> 01:11:32.621 Really? 2519 01:11:31.370 --> 01:11:32.621 What are you going as? 2520 01:11:32.705 --> 01:11:34.206 I'd tell you, but he 2521 01:11:32.705 --> 01:11:34.206 made me sign an airtight 2522 01:11:34.331 --> 01:11:35.833 non-disclosure agreement. 2523 01:11:35.958 --> 01:11:39.837 I will say the stakes are very high with this one. 2524 01:11:39.962 --> 01:11:41.797 What does airtight mean to you, exactly? 2525 01:11:41.922 --> 01:11:43.298 EMILY: And what about you, Pamela? 2526 01:11:43.424 --> 01:11:44.675 Don't ask. 2527 01:11:44.800 --> 01:11:46.260 You know that Helen and I are ride or die. 2528 01:11:46.385 --> 01:11:48.512 I wasn't asking you to tag along. 2529 01:11:48.679 --> 01:11:50.639 I have something very 2530 01:11:48.679 --> 01:11:50.639 special up my sleeve anyway. 2531 01:11:50.723 --> 01:11:52.224 Well, I hope that it's spooky, because we've 2532 01:11:52.349 --> 01:11:54.601 got something that's gonna push that Nosferatu meter 2533 01:11:54.727 --> 01:11:56.186 to a high 5. 2534 01:11:56.353 --> 01:11:57.104 Ah! 2535 01:11:57.229 --> 01:11:59.481 Haha, yeah! 2536 01:11:59.565 --> 01:12:02.693 Uh, yeah, touchdown, Bob. 2537 01:12:02.818 --> 01:12:06.322 Now, empty those tubs 2538 01:12:02.818 --> 01:12:06.322 because they're contaminated. 2539 01:12:06.447 --> 01:12:08.407 You're a lucky 2540 01:12:06.447 --> 01:12:08.407 lady, Mary Louise. 2541 01:12:08.532 --> 01:12:11.994 [spooky music] 2542 01:12:12.119 --> 01:12:15.581 EMILY: I don't know why that keeps happening to you, Gram. 2543 01:12:15.706 --> 01:12:18.417 You trying to tell me something? 2544 01:12:18.542 --> 01:12:20.044 I don't know what 2545 01:12:18.542 --> 01:12:20.044 the stress levels are 2546 01:12:20.210 --> 01:12:22.755 like on the other side 2547 01:12:20.210 --> 01:12:22.755 there, but let me tell you, 2548 01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:26.133 they are getting pretty 2549 01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:26.133 high around here. 2550 01:12:26.258 --> 01:12:27.885 I'm just trying to balance it all, 2551 01:12:28.010 --> 01:12:31.889 you know, Jared, and the HOA and my work and all the activities. 2552 01:12:32.056 --> 01:12:36.018 And I really just want 2553 01:12:32.056 --> 01:12:36.018 to make you proud. 2554 01:12:36.143 --> 01:12:39.521 She is proud. 2555 01:12:39.646 --> 01:12:42.691 Are you sure about that? 2556 01:12:42.775 --> 01:12:43.776 Yeah. 2557 01:12:46.779 --> 01:12:49.656 The whole neighborhood 2558 01:12:46.779 --> 01:12:49.656 is, especially me. 2559 01:12:49.782 --> 01:12:50.574 Oh, honey. 2560 01:12:50.741 --> 01:12:52.910 I'm proud of you, too. 2561 01:12:53.035 --> 01:12:54.703 Even after 2562 01:12:53.035 --> 01:12:54.703 my near impeachment? 2563 01:12:54.787 --> 01:12:57.623 OK, so it wasn't exactly your brightest moment, 2564 01:12:57.748 --> 01:13:01.585 but it did show me how much you care about your mom. 2565 01:13:01.710 --> 01:13:02.753 And I love that about you. 2566 01:13:02.878 --> 01:13:04.588 And I love 2567 01:13:02.878 --> 01:13:04.588 everything about you. 2568 01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:11.720 I gotta tell you. 2569 01:13:11.845 --> 01:13:15.766 There was this moment at the bake-off when they announced 2570 01:13:15.891 --> 01:13:16.642 my name as the winner. 2571 01:13:16.767 --> 01:13:18.143 Mm-hmm. 2572 01:13:18.268 --> 01:13:19.895 It was the first time I had heard someone else say 2573 01:13:20.020 --> 01:13:24.358 it out loud, Emily Farnsworth. 2574 01:13:24.483 --> 01:13:27.236 I just had this surge 2575 01:13:24.483 --> 01:13:27.236 of joy and love, 2576 01:13:27.361 --> 01:13:30.948 and it just filled my heart 2577 01:13:27.361 --> 01:13:30.948 from bottom to top. 2578 01:13:31.115 --> 01:13:33.408 That is, of course, until it was totally ruined when Pamela 2579 01:13:33.534 --> 01:13:34.868 face planted into the ground. 2580 01:13:34.993 --> 01:13:38.872 But for a moment, it was perfect. 2581 01:13:41.583 --> 01:13:43.293 I'm so proud to be married to you. 2582 01:13:43.418 --> 01:13:46.922 Thank you for saying that. 2583 01:13:47.047 --> 01:13:49.842 I needed to hear that. 2584 01:13:49.967 --> 01:13:52.010 I think I was 2585 01:13:49.967 --> 01:13:52.010 really good at being 2586 01:13:52.136 --> 01:13:53.846 your boyfriend, your fiance. 2587 01:13:53.971 --> 01:13:56.598 And feel like I'm dropping the ball a little as your husband. 2588 01:13:56.723 --> 01:13:58.892 Oh, honey, come on. 2589 01:13:59.017 --> 01:14:01.812 Marriage, this is new for both of us. 2590 01:14:01.937 --> 01:14:03.689 I mean, there's no shame 2591 01:14:01.937 --> 01:14:03.689 in needing practice. 2592 01:14:03.814 --> 01:14:05.149 Yeah. 2593 01:14:05.315 --> 01:14:07.943 I think if we're willing to be honest about what's 2594 01:14:08.026 --> 01:14:12.030 going on inside, the good, 2595 01:14:08.026 --> 01:14:12.030 the bad, the ugly, 2596 01:14:12.156 --> 01:14:15.075 I think we'll be just fine. 2597 01:14:15.200 --> 01:14:16.785 Yeah, I think so too. 2598 01:14:16.910 --> 01:14:19.872 I am a little worried about 2599 01:14:16.910 --> 01:14:19.872 all these rumors that are going 2600 01:14:19.997 --> 01:14:21.373 around about Ashlynn Ashworth. 2601 01:14:21.498 --> 01:14:23.792 I just-- I don't even know what to believe anymore. 2602 01:14:23.917 --> 01:14:25.335 Even if they 2603 01:14:23.917 --> 01:14:25.335 are true, so what? 2604 01:14:25.461 --> 01:14:27.296 This entire neighborhood 2605 01:14:25.461 --> 01:14:27.296 is pulling together. 2606 01:14:27.421 --> 01:14:31.800 And if she thinks that we're gonna fall apart on live TV, 2607 01:14:31.884 --> 01:14:32.676 she's dead wrong. 2608 01:14:32.801 --> 01:14:34.386 You're absolutely right. 2609 01:14:34.511 --> 01:14:36.555 This neighborhood is so special. 2610 01:14:36.680 --> 01:14:38.724 And if people don't 2611 01:14:36.680 --> 01:14:38.724 get it, that's on them. 2612 01:14:41.727 --> 01:14:43.061 You know what? 2613 01:14:43.187 --> 01:14:45.022 I'm gonna stay up and work on my book a little bit. 2614 01:14:45.147 --> 01:14:47.191 OK. 2615 01:14:47.316 --> 01:14:48.650 You don't have to wait up. 2616 01:14:48.775 --> 01:14:51.653 Take all the time you 2617 01:14:48.775 --> 01:14:51.653 need 'cause I am planning 2618 01:14:51.737 --> 01:14:52.946 a little surprise for us. 2619 01:14:58.410 --> 01:15:00.496 [gentle music] 2620 01:15:00.621 --> 01:15:02.831 Are you a good 2621 01:15:00.621 --> 01:15:02.831 witch or a bad witch? 2622 01:15:02.956 --> 01:15:04.500 I was gonna ask 2623 01:15:02.956 --> 01:15:04.500 you the same thing. 2624 01:15:04.625 --> 01:15:05.834 Why? 2625 01:15:04.625 --> 01:15:05.834 I'm clearly Glinda the good. 2626 01:15:05.959 --> 01:15:06.835 I know. Sorry. 2627 01:15:06.960 --> 01:15:08.295 I don't know why I said that. 2628 01:15:08.420 --> 01:15:09.546 You look cute, but what's 2629 01:15:08.420 --> 01:15:09.546 with the headset? 2630 01:15:09.671 --> 01:15:11.381 Well, somebody's 2631 01:15:09.671 --> 01:15:11.381 gotta run the show, so-- 2632 01:15:11.506 --> 01:15:12.591 l get that. 2633 01:15:12.716 --> 01:15:14.510 I'm excited Where's 2634 01:15:12.716 --> 01:15:14.510 your husband? 2635 01:15:14.593 --> 01:15:16.428 Oh, he's been 2636 01:15:14.593 --> 01:15:16.428 out running errands 2637 01:15:16.553 --> 01:15:17.721 for the carnival all day. 2638 01:15:17.888 --> 01:15:19.264 I think he's waiting for the big reveal. 2639 01:15:19.389 --> 01:15:20.849 He doesn't want anyone 2640 01:15:19.389 --> 01:15:20.849 to see his costume 2641 01:15:20.974 --> 01:15:22.100 till the last minute. 2642 01:15:22.226 --> 01:15:23.477 I'll make sure 2643 01:15:22.226 --> 01:15:23.477 the cameras are rolling. 2644 01:15:23.602 --> 01:15:26.063 OK, yeah. 2645 01:15:26.188 --> 01:15:27.105 I should probably go. 2646 01:15:27.231 --> 01:15:28.190 All right, thanks. 2647 01:15:28.315 --> 01:15:29.191 Ty, let's get B-roll. 2648 01:15:31.735 --> 01:15:32.653 What do they say? 2649 01:15:32.778 --> 01:15:34.154 Wickedness was never happiness. 2650 01:15:34.279 --> 01:15:36.156 But this outfit begs to differ. 2651 01:15:36.281 --> 01:15:36.949 You look amazing. 2652 01:15:37.074 --> 01:15:38.242 Thank you. 2653 01:15:38.367 --> 01:15:39.493 Where is your costume. 2654 01:15:39.618 --> 01:15:40.953 I told you, it's a surprise. 2655 01:15:41.078 --> 01:15:42.246 OK, well, you better hurry up. 2656 01:15:42.412 --> 01:15:43.997 I can't be seen with a Halloween humbug. 2657 01:15:44.122 --> 01:15:47.042 I would not dream of it. 2658 01:15:47.167 --> 01:15:48.585 I don't know what to think. 2659 01:15:48.710 --> 01:15:50.295 I just can't tell 2660 01:15:48.710 --> 01:15:50.295 if she's up to no good. 2661 01:15:50.420 --> 01:15:52.089 It doesn't matter. 2662 01:15:52.256 --> 01:15:53.757 Look at this cul-de-sac. 2663 01:15:53.882 --> 01:15:56.093 You're literally 2664 01:15:53.882 --> 01:15:56.093 surrounded by loved ones. 2665 01:15:56.218 --> 01:15:57.803 You got this. 2666 01:15:57.928 --> 01:15:58.637 There you go. 2667 01:15:58.762 --> 01:16:01.056 Gotta go. 2668 01:16:01.181 --> 01:16:02.766 Look who's coming up. 2669 01:16:02.933 --> 01:16:04.393 (SINGING) Ghosts goblins 2670 01:16:04.518 --> 01:16:05.727 MARY LOUISE: Look who's coming. 2671 01:16:05.852 --> 01:16:07.062 Oh, yeah. 2672 01:16:07.145 --> 01:16:10.023 (SINGING) --when you think they aren't there 2673 01:16:10.148 --> 01:16:11.817 BOTH: Hello! 2674 01:16:11.942 --> 01:16:13.318 Happy Halloween. 2675 01:16:13.443 --> 01:16:14.653 (SINGING) Playing tricks-- 2676 01:16:14.778 --> 01:16:15.654 See you later. 2677 01:16:15.779 --> 01:16:18.949 Happy Halloween. 2678 01:16:19.074 --> 01:16:20.534 LUNA: Happy Halloween. 2679 01:16:20.659 --> 01:16:22.953 Ah, good morrow to you. 2680 01:16:23.078 --> 01:16:24.288 What are you? 2681 01:16:23.078 --> 01:16:24.288 30? 2682 01:16:24.454 --> 01:16:25.122 No, out of here. 2683 01:16:25.289 --> 01:16:26.164 Out. 2684 01:16:26.290 --> 01:16:27.165 You did my taxes last year. 2685 01:16:27.291 --> 01:16:28.166 You can't trick or treat. 2686 01:16:28.292 --> 01:16:29.585 You're too old. 2687 01:16:29.710 --> 01:16:32.296 [french] I'm afraid of the dinosaur. 2688 01:16:32.462 --> 01:16:33.088 What are you? 2689 01:16:33.213 --> 01:16:34.506 Mon dieu. 2690 01:16:34.631 --> 01:16:35.841 And don't come back. 2691 01:16:38.385 --> 01:16:39.761 I hope it picks up. 2692 01:16:39.886 --> 01:16:41.179 I'm not worried. 2693 01:16:41.305 --> 01:16:42.681 You think it has anything 2694 01:16:41.305 --> 01:16:42.681 to do with pretty 2695 01:16:42.806 --> 01:16:43.765 pink princess over there? 2696 01:16:43.890 --> 01:16:44.933 I mean, I hope not. 2697 01:16:45.017 --> 01:16:47.394 Oh, yeah, I see how it is. 2698 01:16:47.519 --> 01:16:49.479 You don't show up 2699 01:16:47.519 --> 01:16:49.479 for Helen's harp recital, 2700 01:16:49.646 --> 01:16:51.315 but you make it 2701 01:16:49.646 --> 01:16:51.315 to the Halloween party. 2702 01:16:51.440 --> 01:16:52.941 Sorry, sis. 2703 01:16:53.066 --> 01:16:55.277 You know I can't pass up a good 2704 01:16:53.066 --> 01:16:55.277 old-fashioned fright fest. 2705 01:16:55.360 --> 01:16:58.196 It is a full moon, but keep the scares to a minimum. 2706 01:16:58.322 --> 01:17:00.115 Emily will have you 2707 01:16:58.322 --> 01:17:00.115 removed from the premises. 2708 01:17:00.240 --> 01:17:01.491 It's true. 2709 01:17:01.658 --> 01:17:02.826 I'm more Teen Wolf than full blown Lycan. 2710 01:17:02.951 --> 01:17:04.328 What-- 2711 01:17:04.494 --> 01:17:05.787 Lycan is nerdy little 2712 01:17:04.494 --> 01:17:05.787 brother speak for werewolf. 2713 01:17:05.912 --> 01:17:08.290 The lore is very important to me, 2714 01:17:08.415 --> 01:17:10.083 especially at this time of year. 2715 01:17:10.208 --> 01:17:11.418 Do you accept cashier's checks? 2716 01:17:11.543 --> 01:17:12.210 Oh, sure. 2717 01:17:12.336 --> 01:17:13.045 I don't see why not. 2718 01:17:13.170 --> 01:17:13.837 Thank you. 2719 01:17:13.962 --> 01:17:14.796 You're welcome. 2720 01:17:14.921 --> 01:17:16.715 These are great, by the way. 2721 01:17:16.840 --> 01:17:17.841 Yeah. 2722 01:17:17.966 --> 01:17:18.967 All right, scare you guys later. 2723 01:17:19.051 --> 01:17:20.719 Bucky, this isn't Costco. 2724 01:17:20.844 --> 01:17:21.803 Those aren't free samples. 2725 01:17:21.928 --> 01:17:22.804 No, no, no. 2726 01:17:22.929 --> 01:17:23.972 Let him have it. 2727 01:17:24.097 --> 01:17:27.434 Like it or not, 2728 01:17:24.097 --> 01:17:27.434 the man is generous. 2729 01:17:27.559 --> 01:17:30.062 [WILLIE DIXON, "I AIN'T 2730 01:17:27.559 --> 01:17:30.062 SUPERSTITIOUS"] 2731 01:17:30.187 --> 01:17:32.439 Well, I ain't superstitious 2732 01:17:32.564 --> 01:17:38.153 But a black cat crossed my trail 2733 01:17:38.278 --> 01:17:39.738 Well, I ain't superstitious-- 2734 01:17:39.863 --> 01:17:42.282 Sister. 2735 01:17:42.407 --> 01:17:46.662 Who dares receive it other 2736 01:17:42.407 --> 01:17:46.662 as we shall make our griefs and 2737 01:17:46.787 --> 01:17:48.997 clamor roar upon this death? 2738 01:17:49.122 --> 01:17:51.792 And now, straight from Transylvania, 2739 01:17:51.917 --> 01:17:54.252 some dark magic from Dracula. 2740 01:17:54.378 --> 01:17:57.339 I want to blow your mind. 2741 01:17:57.464 --> 01:17:58.924 Ah, haha! 2742 01:17:59.049 --> 01:18:02.844 False face must hide what the false heart doth know. 2743 01:18:02.969 --> 01:18:04.971 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. 2744 01:18:05.097 --> 01:18:08.058 I hope I haven't made a mistake. 2745 01:18:08.225 --> 01:18:09.893 [smoke puffs] 2746 01:18:10.060 --> 01:18:10.852 Ah. 2747 01:18:10.977 --> 01:18:12.646 Oh! 2748 01:18:12.771 --> 01:18:15.524 You are like me now, my love. 2749 01:18:15.649 --> 01:18:17.234 Ho, ho, ho. 2750 01:18:17.359 --> 01:18:20.654 All right, everybody, let's give it up for DJ Frankenstein 2751 01:18:20.779 --> 01:18:22.197 and his boo thang. 2752 01:18:22.322 --> 01:18:23.573 [cheering] 2753 01:18:23.740 --> 01:18:26.076 [music playing] 2754 01:18:26.201 --> 01:18:28.120 (SINGING) If you're 2755 01:18:26.201 --> 01:18:28.120 looking at our costumes 2756 01:18:28.245 --> 01:18:29.579 And you're feeling kind of jelly 2757 01:18:29.704 --> 01:18:31.957 I'll tell you a story by the Lady Mary Shelley 2758 01:18:32.082 --> 01:18:33.750 (SINGING) This tale is guaranteed to send 2759 01:18:33.917 --> 01:18:35.210 a shiver down your spine 2760 01:18:35.293 --> 01:18:37.295 It's about the one 2761 01:18:35.293 --> 01:18:37.295 and only Dr. Frankenstein 2762 01:18:37.421 --> 01:18:39.172 (SINGING) He ignored his friends at school 2763 01:18:39.297 --> 01:18:40.882 and didn't listen to his teachers 2764 01:18:40.966 --> 01:18:43.510 He went around his lab just 2765 01:18:40.966 --> 01:18:43.510 to work on his creature 2766 01:18:43.635 --> 01:18:45.137 (SINGING) It took a bolt of lightning 2767 01:18:45.262 --> 01:18:46.471 to bring the thing to life 2768 01:18:46.596 --> 01:18:47.639 And then when he was done 2769 01:18:47.764 --> 01:18:49.224 He started working on his wife 2770 01:18:49.349 --> 01:18:50.100 Doctor what? 2771 01:18:50.225 --> 01:18:51.435 (SINGING) Doctor, doctor 2772 01:18:51.560 --> 01:18:52.769 Dr. Frankenstein. 2773 01:18:51.560 --> 01:18:52.769 - (SINGING) Doctor who? 2774 01:18:52.936 --> 01:18:53.895 (SINGING) Doctor, doctor 2775 01:18:54.020 --> 01:18:55.397 Dr. Frankenstein 2776 01:18:55.522 --> 01:18:59.484 [cheering] 2777 01:19:00.861 --> 01:19:02.070 EMILY: Hey. 2778 01:19:02.195 --> 01:19:03.697 Hey. 2779 01:19:03.822 --> 01:19:07.492 I-- I should have said this earlier, but I just wanted 2780 01:19:07.617 --> 01:19:09.035 to thank you for your kindness. 2781 01:19:09.161 --> 01:19:11.747 It meant a lot 2782 01:19:09.161 --> 01:19:11.747 to Jared and all of us, 2783 01:19:11.872 --> 01:19:14.124 really, that you were willing to give us a second chance. 2784 01:19:14.249 --> 01:19:15.667 Please, don't mention it. 2785 01:19:15.792 --> 01:19:17.252 And I want to give 2786 01:19:15.792 --> 01:19:17.252 you something. 2787 01:19:17.335 --> 01:19:19.129 It's-- it's not totally finished. 2788 01:19:19.254 --> 01:19:20.422 It's the dummy. 2789 01:19:20.547 --> 01:19:22.883 But in the spirit of Ever Scream Lane, 2790 01:19:23.008 --> 01:19:24.259 it's about a little 2791 01:19:23.008 --> 01:19:24.259 scarecrow who 2792 01:19:24.384 --> 01:19:25.761 loves the tricks of Halloween and 2793 01:19:25.886 --> 01:19:27.012 a witch who loves the treats. 2794 01:19:27.137 --> 01:19:29.598 And, well, they figure 2795 01:19:27.137 --> 01:19:29.598 out that they can 2796 01:19:29.723 --> 01:19:31.183 both have a Happy Halloween. 2797 01:19:31.308 --> 01:19:33.226 It's so cute. 2798 01:19:33.351 --> 01:19:34.019 Oh, look. 2799 01:19:34.144 --> 01:19:34.811 It's us. 2800 01:19:34.978 --> 01:19:35.645 Who did this? 2801 01:19:35.770 --> 01:19:37.272 Oh, I did it. 2802 01:19:37.397 --> 01:19:39.274 Yeah, I-- I did it. 2803 01:19:39.399 --> 01:19:42.944 I-- you know, this whole season has been full of ups and downs, 2804 01:19:43.069 --> 01:19:45.864 but it's really inspired me to get back to doing what I love. 2805 01:19:45.989 --> 01:19:47.282 And you were a huge 2806 01:19:45.989 --> 01:19:47.282 part of that. 2807 01:19:47.407 --> 01:19:48.700 I don't understand. 2808 01:19:48.825 --> 01:19:50.744 You've just always 2809 01:19:48.825 --> 01:19:50.744 known what you've wanted, 2810 01:19:50.869 --> 01:19:52.329 and you've gone for it. 2811 01:19:52.496 --> 01:19:54.289 And I truly admire that. 2812 01:19:54.372 --> 01:19:56.041 And I may have gotten a little sidetracked, 2813 01:19:56.166 --> 01:19:59.002 but I realized I gotta get back to doing what I love, 2814 01:19:59.127 --> 01:20:00.128 which is writing books. 2815 01:20:00.212 --> 01:20:02.672 Well, thank you for this. 2816 01:20:02.839 --> 01:20:06.384 And thank you for what you said when you visited the studio. 2817 01:20:06.510 --> 01:20:09.054 It really helped me put 2818 01:20:06.510 --> 01:20:09.054 everything into perspective. 2819 01:20:09.179 --> 01:20:12.933 I could have been a lot nicer to you as well. 2820 01:20:13.058 --> 01:20:14.643 Maybe now we can start over? 2821 01:20:14.768 --> 01:20:16.061 I'd really like that. 2822 01:20:16.186 --> 01:20:17.062 Yeah? 2823 01:20:17.187 --> 01:20:18.814 Yeah, I'd really like that. 2824 01:20:18.897 --> 01:20:22.859 And just a heads-up, you 2825 01:20:18.897 --> 01:20:22.859 might want to send some more 2826 01:20:22.984 --> 01:20:24.819 volunteers to the ticket booth. 2827 01:20:22.984 --> 01:20:24.819 - Oh, really? 2828 01:20:24.945 --> 01:20:26.905 ASHLYNN: I've been sharing 2829 01:20:24.945 --> 01:20:26.905 the fun on my stories, 2830 01:20:27.030 --> 01:20:28.573 and the word is really spreading. 2831 01:20:28.698 --> 01:20:30.867 You're about to have a lot 2832 01:20:28.698 --> 01:20:30.867 more visitors headed your way. 2833 01:20:30.992 --> 01:20:31.868 Oh, thank you. 2834 01:20:31.993 --> 01:20:33.495 We're ready for them. 2835 01:20:33.578 --> 01:20:36.748 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our special guest, 2836 01:20:36.873 --> 01:20:38.208 Nickelback on Elm Street. 2837 01:20:38.333 --> 01:20:42.420 BOTH: I love Nickelback. 2838 01:20:42.546 --> 01:20:44.840 [cheering] 2839 01:20:44.923 --> 01:20:48.218 Give it up for the lead singer, Chaddy Kroeger. 2840 01:20:54.558 --> 01:20:58.478 [guitar strums] 2841 01:20:59.604 --> 01:21:01.231 I realized when I was picking out 2842 01:21:01.356 --> 01:21:04.192 this Chaddy Kroeger outfit, 2843 01:21:01.356 --> 01:21:04.192 that was the old Jared thinking. 2844 01:21:04.317 --> 01:21:06.695 Now, I'm thinking as your husband. 2845 01:21:06.778 --> 01:21:10.448 What I really wanted was something for-- for us. 2846 01:21:10.574 --> 01:21:11.616 That's what this is. 2847 01:21:11.741 --> 01:21:13.618 What is this? 2848 01:21:13.743 --> 01:21:15.203 Step into my lair. 2849 01:21:15.328 --> 01:21:19.332 [spooky music] 2850 01:21:24.296 --> 01:21:25.505 BELINDA: Oh, oh. 2851 01:21:25.630 --> 01:21:28.049 Oh, look at their costumes. 2852 01:21:28.174 --> 01:21:29.926 Could they be more adorable? 2853 01:21:30.093 --> 01:21:31.636 BELINDA: No. 2854 01:21:31.761 --> 01:21:33.138 Someone surprised me with 2855 01:21:31.761 --> 01:21:33.138 a couple's costume, after all. 2856 01:21:33.263 --> 01:21:35.140 I like this so much, 2857 01:21:33.263 --> 01:21:35.140 I'm not gonna take it off. 2858 01:21:35.265 --> 01:21:37.559 I don't think I could take these off if I wanted to. 2859 01:21:37.684 --> 01:21:39.644 Pamela sewed my shirt 2860 01:21:37.684 --> 01:21:39.644 into my pants. 2861 01:21:39.769 --> 01:21:42.355 Thanks again for making 2862 01:21:39.769 --> 01:21:42.355 the fundraiser happen, guys. 2863 01:21:42.480 --> 01:21:44.065 They are still 2864 01:21:42.480 --> 01:21:44.065 counting donations, 2865 01:21:44.190 --> 01:21:48.028 but we have already earned double what we did last year. 2866 01:21:48.153 --> 01:21:49.863 We should get some mead. 2867 01:21:49.988 --> 01:21:52.574 MARVIN: By the way, a courier 2868 01:21:49.988 --> 01:21:52.574 dropped this off today. 2869 01:21:52.699 --> 01:21:54.117 You were busy with your tape measure, 2870 01:21:54.242 --> 01:21:55.619 so I told him I 2871 01:21:54.242 --> 01:21:55.619 would give it to you. 2872 01:21:55.785 --> 01:21:57.287 OK, thanks. 2873 01:21:57.454 --> 01:21:58.204 What's this? 2874 01:21:58.330 --> 01:21:59.164 It's velvet. 2875 01:22:07.339 --> 01:22:08.965 I got in. 2876 01:22:09.132 --> 01:22:10.425 We're going to Norway! 2877 01:22:10.550 --> 01:22:12.469 [cheering] 2878 01:22:12.636 --> 01:22:16.348 That is if my wife and I agree after an in-depth discussion. 2879 01:22:16.473 --> 01:22:17.557 There you go. 2880 01:22:17.682 --> 01:22:19.851 ALBERT: Good save. 2881 01:22:19.976 --> 01:22:21.269 Santa Academy! 2882 01:22:21.394 --> 01:22:22.437 Yes! 2883 01:22:22.520 --> 01:22:24.064 Hey, but tonight's not about Santa. 2884 01:22:24.189 --> 01:22:25.940 And we may only have 2885 01:22:24.189 --> 01:22:25.940 a few hours left 2886 01:22:26.066 --> 01:22:29.694 to celebrate before Christmas takes over so what do you say 2887 01:22:29.819 --> 01:22:31.154 we give Halloween all we got? 2888 01:22:31.321 --> 01:22:32.739 Happy Halloween. 2889 01:22:32.864 --> 01:22:34.324 ALL: Happy Halloween! 2890 01:22:34.449 --> 01:22:36.159 LUNA: Halloween is cool. 2891 01:22:38.662 --> 01:22:41.206 PAMELA: All right, Ned, I'll have some. 2892 01:22:41.331 --> 01:22:43.208 EMILY (VOICEOVER): And thus, 2893 01:22:41.331 --> 01:22:43.208 began a new chapter 2894 01:22:43.333 --> 01:22:45.293 in the story of Evergreen Lane. 2895 01:22:45.377 --> 01:22:48.630 We became the annual go 2896 01:22:45.377 --> 01:22:48.630 to place for trick or treating. 2897 01:22:48.755 --> 01:22:52.092 And the spooky alley 2898 01:22:48.755 --> 01:22:52.092 fundraiser was a huge success. 2899 01:22:52.217 --> 01:22:54.469 In order to keep the peace, 2900 01:22:52.217 --> 01:22:54.469 we let Pamela and 2901 01:22:54.594 --> 01:22:56.805 Helen win the costume contest. 2902 01:22:56.930 --> 01:22:58.974 The excitement of my new 2903 01:22:56.930 --> 01:22:58.974 children's book, 2904 01:22:59.099 --> 01:23:01.142 along with Jared's loving support, 2905 01:23:01.267 --> 01:23:03.061 gave me the confidence 2906 01:23:01.267 --> 01:23:03.061 to quit my job 2907 01:23:03.186 --> 01:23:05.313 and pursue writing full-time. 2908 01:23:05.438 --> 01:23:07.857 I know what Gram-Gram was trying to tell me. 2909 01:23:08.024 --> 01:23:11.319 The true spirit of Halloween is about remembering the ones you 2910 01:23:11.444 --> 01:23:13.822 love and having fun in creating memories 2911 01:23:13.947 --> 01:23:15.573 with those that are still here. 2912 01:23:15.699 --> 01:23:17.993 If you can remember 2913 01:23:15.699 --> 01:23:17.993 that and pass 2914 01:23:18.118 --> 01:23:20.370 the tradition 2915 01:23:18.118 --> 01:23:20.370 on to the next generation, 2916 01:23:20.495 --> 01:23:23.456 that spirit will never truly die. 2917 01:23:23.581 --> 01:23:27.085 (SINGING) La, la, la, la, la 2918 01:23:29.796 --> 01:23:34.009 [spooky music]