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Patrick.

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Adeline.

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This is going to be the best
Valentine's Day ever.

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This place...

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it's just so gorge.

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Of course it is, babe.

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- You picked it!
- I picked it!

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Oh.

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Mmm.

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Mmm?

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What the hell?

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I told you
not to put it in my food.

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- Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Sorry, I--
- It's fine. Keep going.

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Adeline Delilah Garrett.

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You're smart.

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You're beautiful.

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And perhaps
most important of all,

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you make me think.

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You're my person and I can't
imagine my life without you.

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Will you marry me?

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Yes. A million times, yes!

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Why are you
calling me right now?

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I didn't get it.

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<i>What the fuck do you mean
you didn't get it?</i>

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Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.

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There was a couple
of sun flares and like...

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<i>Um, could you maybe
do it again? Or...</i>

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Why, yes.

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Let me re-propose
to my fucking girlfriend

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so you can do your job right.

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- Technically she's your fiancée.
<i>- Don't get cute with me.</i>

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Do it right this time
or I'll fucking end you...

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- on Yelp.
<i>- Okay, cool, thanks.</i>

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I'll talk to you later.
I'm not even on Yelp, dick.

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Uh... Speech, speech, speech.
Lovey, lovey-dovey.

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And...

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Will you marry me?

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Yes. A million times, yes.

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Just one second.

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Give me that. Hello?

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<i>Nico the Photo Guy.
Leave a message.</i>

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Are you fucking kidding... me?

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No!

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Hello?

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You listen here, asshole.

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<i>I have been planning this day
my whole life...</i>

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<i>and you fucking killed him!</i>

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You messed with the wrong bride.

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You hear me?

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You messed with the wrong fu--

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Whoa, ma'am, you can't be here.
What are you doing?

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- He's trying to kill me!
- Please, just calm down.

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Hey, buddy, you wanna tell me
what's going on?

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Wait. Stop!
Drop the knife, asshole!

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Somebody! Please!

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Shoot.

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Take that, you motherfucker!

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Go away!

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You go away!

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You go away!

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You go away!

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No.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no...

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No, no, no, no, no. Please!

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Hey! Hey!

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No!

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No!

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No!

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No!

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<i>It's Valentine's Day</i>

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<i>and the nation
is once again on high alert.</i>

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For the past two years,
a masked maniac

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<i>known as
the Heart Eyes Killer...</i>

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...or HEK, as authorities
call him for short,

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has emerged on a day
meant for romance

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to target, hunt
and brutally kill couples.

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HEK seems to target cities
at random.

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<i>From a blood-soaked rampage</i>

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<i>in the Boston area
two years ago...</i>

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...as well as a second
killing spree,

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which left several dead
in Philadelphia just last year.

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Even though he's after
couples in love,

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let me be perfectly
clear about this...

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He will kill anyone
who gets in his way.

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...leaving Americans
once again plagued with anxiety

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on Cupid's holiday
asking the question...

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Where will the Heart Eyes Killer
strike next?

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<i>Do you expect
the Heart Eyes Killer</i>

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to kill your
Valentine's Day plans?

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Who the hell
makes Valentine's Day plans?

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Yeah, this holiday sucks ass, dude.

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- Literally.
- Fuck Valentine...

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I ain't even low-key scared.

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The HEK ain't got nothin' on me.
You know, 'cause I--

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Shut up, Dylan.
You're afraid of the dark.

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No, I don't.

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<i>- The Heart Eyes Killer--
- So glad I'm single.</i>

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<i>- I'm gonna celebrate inside.
- That dude hunts you.</i>

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<i>...rubbing your shitty PDA
all up in our face--</i>

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<i>He only kills straight people,
I think.</i>

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<i>Whether you're with a partner
or looking for love,</i>

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<i>stay vigilant
this Valentine's Day.</i>

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Shit!

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- Nice one, dipshits.
- Got a cappuccino here.

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Hope Cupid
shoots you in the dick.

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Caramel soy latte for Monica!

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- Oh, that's me.
- Okay, yeah. There.

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Why do you look so stressed?

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Is it 'cause you're single again
on Valentine's Day?

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No, I'm... I'm stressed because
Crystal just called

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an all-hands meeting
and the subject of her email

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literally says
"Ally's Campaign."

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- Hmm. I saw that.
- So, I'm fucked.

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Okay, worst-case scenario,

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you get fired and you never work
another day in your life.

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Worst-case scenario, Crystal
wears my skin as a pantsuit.

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Best-case scenario,
you got nice skin though.

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Boop.

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You know what? Whatever.

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If you go down,
I'll go down with you. Okay?

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We'll Thelma and Louise
this shit.

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Large iced blended Americano

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with oat milk,
two honey, one sugar.

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Sorry, are you sure
that's yours?

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Yes, that is definitely mine.

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No one else would order
a large iced blended Americano

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with oat milk,
two honey, one sugar.

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Sugar. Yeah. Look at that. Wow.

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Guess we're coffee mates.

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- Nice dad joke.
- Thanks.

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I thought I was the only one
in the world

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with the most obnoxious
coffee order.

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It's a pretty common
order actually.

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Can you guys move? We're busy.

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Yes.

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He's hot!

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Hey, can I interest you
in one of these guys?

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Oh, no, I'm okay. Thanks.
I carry my own.

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- Oh. Metal straw.
- I hate paper straws.

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They just turn into mush
in, like, three seconds.

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Yeah, no. I totally get
what you're saying.

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Let's put all the coffee
in a plastic cup,

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but, hey, as long as the straw
is paper, planet saved.

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Planet saved.

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- Uh, sugar though. Want one?
- Yeah.

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A little slow poison

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- for the pancreas. Oh.
- Oh.

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- Ooh!
- Oh!

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- I'm sorry. No, I'm--
- I'm sorry. No, I'm-- Sorry.

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- I got it. It's okay.
- No, it's totally--

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- Fucking Jesus Murphy!
- Oh, Shit!

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Oh, my God. Are you okay?

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- Yeah. Am I?
- Oh, my God. You're bleeding!

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- Here. Shit. Uh--
- Oh-- Thank you for that.

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Bye. Um, I'm gonna go.
I'll see you at work, Mon.

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Sorry.
She's getting fired today.

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<i>Exactly one year
after a Valentine's Day massacre</i>

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<i>left three couples dead
in Boston</i>

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<i>and four couples dead
in Philadelphia,</i>

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<i>the Heart Eyes Killer
has come to Seattle.</i>

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<i>Four victims have
now been claimed at a winery,</i>

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ending one dream engagement

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in a nightmare.

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Chief Hartley, is this the work
of the Heart Eyes Killer?

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That's not confirmed
at this point,

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but given the pattern
of targeting couples

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on Valentine's Day,
we suspect it's the work of HEK.

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What do you have to say
to all those couples out there

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planning to celebrate
Valentine's Day?

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Stay home.

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Well.

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This is quite a pickle.

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Why didn't a single one of you

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tell me that there is a maniac

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running around
slaughtering people

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on Valentine's Day
these last couple years?

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Tommy?

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Not a single one of you.

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This campaign
is certainly ill-timed.

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Wouldn't you say so, missy?

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Uh... Um...

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- I mean--
- You know, Crystal,

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how you always tell us

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that relevance is really
important in our pitches?

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Well, I personally believe that
Ally's campaign is very "now."

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Monica, thank you so much.

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If you could do me a huge favor.
Shut the fuck up.

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Tommy?

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"Wow. Profiting off the death
of couples to sell rings."

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"Speechless."

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- "This is disgusting."
- I'll say.

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"What did I just watch?"

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"Straight-up tacky."

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"Someone find out who made this
and dox their ignorant ass."

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- I mean, it just... it goes on.
- I'm sure it does.

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Ally, I'm worried
about your safety.

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Gee, thanks, Tommy.

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How many people has this
heart-shaped asshole killed?

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I think, like, a lot.

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A lot?

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You built a nationwide campaign
around romance ending in death?

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Well, you approved it.

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Because I trusted you.

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I'm gonna need a new campaign.

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- Okay. Um, no problem. I'll--
- Jay, get in here.

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Jay? Who's Jay?

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Thank you very much.

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No way.

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That's the guy whose nose you
smashed

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- in at the coffee shop.
- Mon, sit down.

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Jay Simmonds, everybody.
This is Jay Simmonds.

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Who is Jay Simmonds?
Well, I'll tell you.

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Jay Simmonds is the former
CCD of BMY New York.

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He is the youngest freelancer
to win a Clio Award

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for his viral
romantic campaigns.

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Everything from fancy cars
to luxury chocolates.

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And, he has then earned himself

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a nice little moniker
of "Consumer Cupid."

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That is Jay Simmonds,

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and I'll tell you what.

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When I realized how far up
shit's creek

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Ally here had paddled us,

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I knew I needed
some reinforcements.

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And thank Baby Jesus.

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Now, he's gotta leave
and push off tomorrow

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and skedaddle,
so he's on the clock.

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Jay. Everybody, Jay!

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Thank you for the lovely
flattery, Crystal.

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I appreciate it. Um...

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Listen, as I understand it,

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we've experienced
some turbulence as of late,

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but it's all about how you land
the plane that matters, so...

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we will get through this...

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together.

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- What the hell was that?
- I got a match.

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Oh, for fuck sakes.

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We're gonna get married.
I can feel it.

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That's your boyfriend?

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Yeah, he will be.

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He's an actual firefighter
who loves puppies.

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You see?
That's why you're still single.

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You know what you need, Shaw?

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You need a real man.

247
00:17:28.551 --> 00:17:30.678
One that's willing to make
the first move.

248
00:17:34.098 --> 00:17:37.101
<i>Come on, detectives.
You're gonna love this.</i>

249
00:17:38.435 --> 00:17:39.436
Check it out.

250
00:17:40.855 --> 00:17:42.565
What is that, a wedding band?

251
00:17:43.023 --> 00:17:44.691
Could it be one of the victim's?

252
00:17:44.692 --> 00:17:45.985
Unlikely.

253
00:17:49.446 --> 00:17:52.741
The initials engraved
on the inside... JS.

254
00:17:53.409 --> 00:17:55.536
Doesn't match
either of the deceased.

255
00:18:07.089 --> 00:18:09.465
What kind
of an animal would do this?

256
00:18:09.466 --> 00:18:14.304
Probably some incel virgin troll
living in his mommy's basement.

257
00:18:14.305 --> 00:18:15.598
Assuming it's a man.

258
00:18:16.891 --> 00:18:19.267
What about the girl
who never got asked to prom?

259
00:18:19.268 --> 00:18:20.685
The-- The love-scorned woman

260
00:18:20.686 --> 00:18:23.313
who got cheated on
one too many times

261
00:18:23.314 --> 00:18:25.356
and just snapped.

262
00:18:25.357 --> 00:18:26.609
Oh, fuck.

263
00:18:27.818 --> 00:18:29.986
Oh. Yes. He replied.

264
00:18:29.987 --> 00:18:31.237
The gay fireman?

265
00:18:31.238 --> 00:18:33.156
No, no. This guy works in tech.

266
00:18:33.157 --> 00:18:36.409
- Shaw's got a fetish for betas.
- I don't have a fetish.

267
00:18:36.410 --> 00:18:38.328
Everybody's got a fetish.

268
00:18:38.329 --> 00:18:41.332
Gentlemen, this is more
than just a simple murder.

269
00:18:42.583 --> 00:18:43.584
It's a...

270
00:18:47.087 --> 00:18:48.088
...kink.

271
00:18:48.506 --> 00:18:51.466
That's the understatement
of the fucking year.

272
00:18:51.467 --> 00:18:53.510
How do you know for sure
it's HEK?

273
00:18:53.511 --> 00:18:55.054
Here you go, Detective.

274
00:18:57.806 --> 00:18:59.098
'Cause this is the last thing

275
00:18:59.099 --> 00:19:00.935
the wedding photographer
ever saw.

276
00:19:04.271 --> 00:19:06.481
Heart Eyes
has come to our city, boys.

277
00:19:06.482 --> 00:19:07.899
And they've got
another ten hours

278
00:19:07.900 --> 00:19:09.985
of Valentine's Day left to kill.

279
00:19:15.533 --> 00:19:17.743
Excuse me.
What in hell are you doing?

280
00:19:18.410 --> 00:19:21.788
What do you mean? You just fired
me in front of the whole team.

281
00:19:21.789 --> 00:19:24.541
Fired you? I got six more months
on your contract.

282
00:19:24.542 --> 00:19:28.002
I intend to squeeze every single
last drop out of you.

283
00:19:28.003 --> 00:19:30.171
Okay. Great. So what
am I supposed to do?

284
00:19:30.172 --> 00:19:32.799
Get him coffee
while he lands the plane?

285
00:19:32.800 --> 00:19:35.677
No. You're gonna
turn in a sizzling,

286
00:19:35.678 --> 00:19:38.930
sexy, seductive, blockbuster

287
00:19:38.931 --> 00:19:40.473
Crystal Cane campaign.

288
00:19:40.474 --> 00:19:43.561
And if you don't, I'll kill you.

289
00:19:47.064 --> 00:19:49.023
I'm kidding. I won't.
I'll blacklist you, though.

290
00:19:49.024 --> 00:19:50.483
I won't kill you.

291
00:19:50.484 --> 00:19:51.569
I mean, maybe.

292
00:19:52.319 --> 00:19:53.320
But no.

293
00:19:53.988 --> 00:19:54.989
But would I?

294
00:19:57.658 --> 00:19:59.993
<i>"Whoever made this,
I hope you get</i>

295
00:19:59.994 --> 00:20:02.787
"murdered and canceled.
Not in that order."

296
00:20:02.788 --> 00:20:04.330
"Hashtag do better."

297
00:20:04.331 --> 00:20:06.374
"As someone who may die someday,

298
00:20:06.375 --> 00:20:07.959
"I find this commercial

299
00:20:07.960 --> 00:20:10.962
"to be tone-deaf
and borderline ableist."

300
00:20:10.963 --> 00:20:12.464
Wow, people are fucking dumb.

301
00:20:13.549 --> 00:20:16.467 line:5%
"The only thing deader
than the couples in this ad

302
00:20:16.468 --> 00:20:19.304
"is the brain cell of the person
who created it."

303
00:20:19.305 --> 00:20:22.432
"The level of cringe
in this video is off the charts.

304
00:20:22.433 --> 00:20:23.933
"Hashtag just stop."

305
00:20:23.934 --> 00:20:25.019
Hey, Ally?

306
00:20:27.313 --> 00:20:28.981
- Yeah?
- Howdy.

307
00:20:30.441 --> 00:20:31.816
Jay? Wha--

308
00:20:31.817 --> 00:20:34.819
This is the women's bathroom,
dude. You can't be in here.

309
00:20:34.820 --> 00:20:37.740
Technically, it is a unisex
bathroom, but...

310
00:20:38.574 --> 00:20:39.575
can we talk?

311
00:20:42.786 --> 00:20:44.413
- Hi.
- Hi.

312
00:20:44.914 --> 00:20:45.915
I'm...

313
00:20:47.416 --> 00:20:49.209
I am really sorry about earlier.

314
00:20:49.210 --> 00:20:51.461
Oh, no, it's totally fine.

315
00:20:51.462 --> 00:20:53.463
Sorry to stalk and run,

316
00:20:53.464 --> 00:20:55.340
but I'm trying
to make this yoga class

317
00:20:55.341 --> 00:20:57.258
that starts in, like, an hour.

318
00:20:57.259 --> 00:20:59.010
You serious? Yoga?

319
00:20:59.011 --> 00:21:00.095
Mmm-hmm.

320
00:21:00.930 --> 00:21:03.056
Aren't we supposed
to be saving the company?

321
00:21:03.057 --> 00:21:06.518
Yes, and we will.
Just after yoga.

322
00:21:06.519 --> 00:21:09.104
I booked us a table at L'oie.

323
00:21:09.980 --> 00:21:12.357
We get inspired,
talk about the campaign.

324
00:21:12.358 --> 00:21:15.193
You realize that
it's Valentine's Day, right?

325
00:21:15.194 --> 00:21:17.237
Oh, that's right.

326
00:21:17.238 --> 00:21:19.281
You probably got plans,
don't you?

327
00:21:20.908 --> 00:21:22.283
- No.
- Well, great!

328
00:21:22.284 --> 00:21:24.327
It'll be a great place
for some field research.

329
00:21:24.328 --> 00:21:25.745
Romance, flowers, candles--

330
00:21:25.746 --> 00:21:27.539
Do you think that maybe we
could just do this tomorrow?

331
00:21:27.540 --> 00:21:29.290
Uh, see,
I would love to do tomorrow,

332
00:21:29.291 --> 00:21:30.667
I just have to take
the first flight

333
00:21:30.668 --> 00:21:32.961
out in the morning
for my best friend's wedding.

334
00:21:32.962 --> 00:21:35.171
So, how about this?
We'll call it 08:00 sharp,

335
00:21:35.172 --> 00:21:36.798
and I'll see you there.
Yeah? I'm excited.

336
00:21:36.799 --> 00:21:38.926
- No, no, I--
- It's gonna be great!

337
00:21:40.719 --> 00:21:41.803
Oh, thank you so much.

338
00:21:41.804 --> 00:21:45.890
Uh, no, Mon. Let me get this.
You're, like, $100,000 in debt.

339
00:21:45.891 --> 00:21:47.059
Not anymore.

340
00:21:47.768 --> 00:21:50.103
Arthur paid it off.
And I get to keep the card.

341
00:21:50.104 --> 00:21:51.856
- Are you serious?
- Mmm-hmm.

342
00:21:52.648 --> 00:21:55.859
Damn. Someone likes a little
sugar with their daddy.

343
00:21:55.860 --> 00:21:59.028
A-ha. Excuse me, Ally.
I do not have a sugar daddy.

344
00:21:59.029 --> 00:22:00.906
That term is very problematic.

345
00:22:02.324 --> 00:22:03.325
I have a sponsor.

346
00:22:04.118 --> 00:22:07.745
And do you love your sponsor,
or is he just erasing your debt?

347
00:22:07.746 --> 00:22:11.291
Yes, I love him. And I love
that he's erasing my debt.

348
00:22:11.292 --> 00:22:14.419
So, when am I gonna meet this
secret Hugh Hefner?

349
00:22:14.420 --> 00:22:15.753
Shall we all get dinner soon?

350
00:22:15.754 --> 00:22:18.006
What do you say,
like, 4:30? Soup?

351
00:22:18.007 --> 00:22:19.549
Ha-ha. Real clever,
Miss Judgy Judy,

352
00:22:19.550 --> 00:22:21.259
while you're literally stalking
your ex online.

353
00:22:21.260 --> 00:22:23.511
I'm not stalking him.

354
00:22:23.512 --> 00:22:26.431
The algorithm
is stalking me, okay?

355
00:22:26.432 --> 00:22:28.975
- It's the algorithm?
- Hey, is Arthur Heart Eyes?

356
00:22:28.976 --> 00:22:31.020
Is that why
I haven't met him yet?

357
00:22:31.770 --> 00:22:33.272
That's not fucking funny.

358
00:22:37.568 --> 00:22:39.027
Of course
Arthur's not Heart Eyes.

359
00:22:39.028 --> 00:22:41.029
That guy has so much arthritis,
he can't run.

360
00:22:41.030 --> 00:22:42.989
- Honestly, I bet it's Crystal.
- Hmm.

361
00:22:42.990 --> 00:22:44.199
You know when she does that,

362
00:22:44.200 --> 00:22:45.700
- like, thing...
- Mmm-hmm.

363
00:22:45.701 --> 00:22:47.953
...when her Botox doesn't
sit right and it gets stuck?

364
00:22:50.831 --> 00:22:53.374 line:5%
<i>Breaking news.
Our Channel 7 affiliate</i>

365
00:22:53.375 --> 00:22:56.794 line:5%
<i>is reporting that two more
couples have been found murdered</i>

366
00:22:56.795 --> 00:22:58.296 line:5%
<i>at a downtown spa.</i>

367
00:22:58.297 --> 00:23:00.423
<i>We go live
to the scene in Seattle.</i>

368
00:23:00.424 --> 00:23:01.508
Can't watch this.

369
00:23:01.509 --> 00:23:03.384
<i>Thanks, Mike.
We have confirmed reports...</i>

370
00:23:03.385 --> 00:23:04.511
Ally.

371
00:23:04.512 --> 00:23:07.514
- Ally, hello? Hey, ho.
- Monica!

372
00:23:07.515 --> 00:23:09.140
Oh, my God.
Why are you torturing yourself?

373
00:23:09.141 --> 00:23:10.475
You're the one who ended things.

374
00:23:10.476 --> 00:23:13.311
I know.
He just moved on so fast.

375
00:23:13.312 --> 00:23:14.562
I mean, what even is her job?

376
00:23:14.563 --> 00:23:16.397
Look at her feed.
It's all vacation pics.

377
00:23:16.398 --> 00:23:18.608
And she doesn't even have
rich parents. I checked.

378
00:23:18.609 --> 00:23:19.984
You need to stop
hate-fucking yourself

379
00:23:19.985 --> 00:23:21.319
and get out there
and actually find someone

380
00:23:21.320 --> 00:23:22.946
to actually fuck-fuck yourself,
you know?

381
00:23:22.947 --> 00:23:24.280
- No.
- Oh, what about that guy?

382
00:23:24.281 --> 00:23:25.448
He's so cute.

383
00:23:25.449 --> 00:23:27.659
The-- The bathroom boy.
You know? Your little stalker?

384
00:23:27.660 --> 00:23:29.619
You mean the guy
trying to take my job?

385
00:23:29.620 --> 00:23:30.913
Oh, my fuck.

386
00:23:31.914 --> 00:23:34.333
He is so hot,
I could literally throw up.

387
00:23:35.459 --> 00:23:37.044
My basement just flooded.

388
00:23:38.879 --> 00:23:40.172
He's okay.

389
00:23:40.548 --> 00:23:42.882
Wait, what are you
wearing on this date?

390
00:23:42.883 --> 00:23:44.467
It's not a date.

391
00:23:44.468 --> 00:23:47.011
We're working. And what's wrong
with my clothes?

392
00:23:47.012 --> 00:23:50.223
- You look like a before picture.
- Monica! That is so mean!

393
00:23:50.224 --> 00:23:51.474
Okay, this place,
what's the vibe?

394
00:23:51.475 --> 00:23:52.809
Is it, what, fancy?

395
00:23:52.810 --> 00:23:55.479
- Yeah, it's fancy. Why?
- Come on.

396
00:23:56.272 --> 00:23:57.772
Where are we going?

397
00:23:57.773 --> 00:23:59.984
We're gonna go fuck up
a credit card.

398
00:24:12.454 --> 00:24:13.913
- It's gorgeous.
- So much skin.

399
00:24:13.914 --> 00:24:15.039
- Hike it up a little bit.
- It's so much skin.

400
00:24:15.040 --> 00:24:16.917
- It can go shorter.
- Monica, no! It's not a date.

401
00:24:34.643 --> 00:24:35.769
No.

402
00:24:45.487 --> 00:24:48.740
Hi. Uh,
reservation for Simmonds.

403
00:24:48.741 --> 00:24:50.492
Of course. AJ?

404
00:24:52.286 --> 00:24:53.287
Arms out, please.

405
00:24:56.707 --> 00:24:59.042
- What gives?
- Heart Eyes.

406
00:24:59.043 --> 00:25:00.377
Can't be too careful.

407
00:25:09.845 --> 00:25:11.639
I'm environmentally conscious.

408
00:25:23.859 --> 00:25:25.693
Sharp, my ass.

409
00:25:25.694 --> 00:25:27.695
You look so
beautiful tonight, darling.

410
00:25:27.696 --> 00:25:30.032
Happy Valentine's.
I really mean that.

411
00:25:32.243 --> 00:25:34.619
Good evening, miss.
Will anyone else be joining you?

412
00:25:34.620 --> 00:25:36.747
Uh, yes. Um, a friend.

413
00:25:37.373 --> 00:25:38.581
A colleague.

414
00:25:38.582 --> 00:25:41.209
It's a-- It's a work dinner.

415
00:25:41.210 --> 00:25:42.961
Well, I'll be back
with the specials

416
00:25:42.962 --> 00:25:44.128
once your date arrives.

417
00:25:44.129 --> 00:25:45.840
Oh, no, no, no.
He's not my date.

418
00:26:06.151 --> 00:26:09.904
I am so sorry that I am late.
I tried to get a car.

419
00:26:09.905 --> 00:26:12.115
And for what it's worth,
I had no idea this place

420
00:26:12.116 --> 00:26:13.909
was gonna be this nice, but...

421
00:26:14.869 --> 00:26:17.204
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.

422
00:26:18.664 --> 00:26:20.248
Welcome to L'oie.

423
00:26:20.249 --> 00:26:21.791
May I offer you a beverage?

424
00:26:21.792 --> 00:26:24.043
- Um, I'm good. Thank you.
- Yeah, please. How about

425
00:26:24.044 --> 00:26:26.337
a bottle of champagne,
maybe two glasses?

426
00:26:26.338 --> 00:26:27.589
Oh, uh, no, no, no. I'm sorry.

427
00:26:27.590 --> 00:26:30.758
- No offense, but we're working.
- None taken.

428
00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:31.969
I'll be right back.

429
00:26:33.345 --> 00:26:34.972
So, where you from?

430
00:26:36.599 --> 00:26:38.016
Uh, Phoenix.

431
00:26:38.017 --> 00:26:39.310
Do you have siblings?

432
00:26:40.060 --> 00:26:41.060
No.

433
00:26:41.061 --> 00:26:43.105
Are your parents still together?

434
00:26:44.231 --> 00:26:45.481
Mmm-hmm.

435
00:26:45.482 --> 00:26:46.774
Well, that's nice.

436
00:26:46.775 --> 00:26:49.110
Yeah, I'd love to grow old
with somebody.

437
00:26:49.111 --> 00:26:50.445
Change their Depends?

438
00:26:50.446 --> 00:26:51.529
You know,

439
00:26:51.530 --> 00:26:54.782
I don't immediately go to poop
when I think about love,

440
00:26:54.783 --> 00:26:57.785
but yeah. I would change
an adult diaper

441
00:26:57.786 --> 00:26:59.705
if it was in the name of love.

442
00:27:07.129 --> 00:27:08.130
Here we are.

443
00:27:08.631 --> 00:27:10.048
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

444
00:27:10.049 --> 00:27:11.383
- Miss?
- Yeah.

445
00:27:12.468 --> 00:27:14.303
Didn't want any, but thank you.

446
00:27:16.263 --> 00:27:17.473
And for you, sir?

447
00:27:19.892 --> 00:27:22.060
- Thank you very much.
- Enjoy.

448
00:27:22.061 --> 00:27:23.145
What do you say?

449
00:27:24.563 --> 00:27:25.564
To love?

450
00:27:29.944 --> 00:27:30.945
Okay.

451
00:27:32.363 --> 00:27:34.864
- Listen, this is all very cute.
- Mmm-hmm.

452
00:27:34.865 --> 00:27:36.616
- And you're smooth.
- Oh, thanks.

453
00:27:36.617 --> 00:27:38.785
But I'm just trying
to salvage whatever's left

454
00:27:38.786 --> 00:27:40.662
of my career here,
so can we skip

455
00:27:40.663 --> 00:27:43.414
whatever this is and get
to cracking this campaign?

456
00:27:43.415 --> 00:27:44.707
- By all means.
- Okay.

457
00:27:44.708 --> 00:27:46.251
I have a couple ideas in here.

458
00:27:46.252 --> 00:27:49.003
Some probably suck,
but I'm sure there's a kernel--

459
00:27:49.004 --> 00:27:50.881
You've had
your heart broken recently.

460
00:27:52.842 --> 00:27:55.385
- I'm sorry, what?
- No, I just like to think

461
00:27:55.386 --> 00:27:58.264
I'm intuitive
with these things and...

462
00:27:59.431 --> 00:28:02.600
Ew. Yeah, no.
I did not get my heart

463
00:28:02.601 --> 00:28:04.185
- broken recently.
- Mmm-hmm.

464
00:28:04.186 --> 00:28:05.645
And it's really
none of your business.

465
00:28:05.646 --> 00:28:07.188
Oh, you're totally right,
it's not.

466
00:28:07.189 --> 00:28:08.857
- Definitely not. Okay.
- Nope.

467
00:28:08.858 --> 00:28:11.443
- Um...
- It's just your campaign.

468
00:28:12.486 --> 00:28:16.156
Doomed lovers? I mean, it hardly
screams romance to me.

469
00:28:17.533 --> 00:28:20.243
The most romantic stories
of all time are doomed.

470
00:28:20.244 --> 00:28:22.704
You got husbands, wives,

471
00:28:22.705 --> 00:28:24.455
partners, twin flames, soulmates.

472
00:28:24.456 --> 00:28:27.333
Whatever you wanna call it,
it's all gonna end.

473
00:28:27.334 --> 00:28:28.835
It's just
a matter of time before

474
00:28:28.836 --> 00:28:30.461
someone cheats, bails, or dies.

475
00:28:30.462 --> 00:28:33.006
What about butterflies
in your stomach?

476
00:28:33.007 --> 00:28:35.550
A lightning bolt to the heart?

477
00:28:35.551 --> 00:28:37.135
Cozy Sundays in bed?

478
00:28:37.136 --> 00:28:39.804
What's next, birth charts
and long walks on the beach?

479
00:28:39.805 --> 00:28:42.056
I like those things,
but I get it. Not for everyone.

480
00:28:42.057 --> 00:28:43.892
You wanna know how I feel
about romance?

481
00:28:43.893 --> 00:28:45.060
Yeah.

482
00:28:47.062 --> 00:28:48.397
It's a farce.

483
00:28:50.191 --> 00:28:51.275
A lie.

484
00:28:52.735 --> 00:28:55.404
Not to everyone, I know that.
Some people get...

485
00:28:56.197 --> 00:29:00.491
really lucky and stumble
into something real and forever.

486
00:29:00.492 --> 00:29:02.118
But the other 99% of us

487
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:04.996
are just bouncing from one
failed experiment to the next,

488
00:29:04.997 --> 00:29:07.916
chasing the same regurgitated
fairy-tale bullshit

489
00:29:07.917 --> 00:29:10.752
that's been stuffed into our
brains since we were kids.

490
00:29:10.753 --> 00:29:14.005
Prince Charming? Till you
catch him fucking your sister.

491
00:29:14.006 --> 00:29:15.673
I thought you were
an only child.

492
00:29:15.674 --> 00:29:17.342
- It's a metaphor. Jesus.
- Right.

493
00:29:17.343 --> 00:29:19.094
My point is, it's not real.

494
00:29:20.346 --> 00:29:23.431
And somehow, I landed a job
that forces me to propagate

495
00:29:23.432 --> 00:29:25.600
a fantasy in order to sell
blood diamonds

496
00:29:25.601 --> 00:29:27.268
harvested from third-world
slave labor,

497
00:29:27.269 --> 00:29:29.229
so please forgive me
if I'm not swept away

498
00:29:29.230 --> 00:29:32.023
by your magical notions
of romance, Jay.

499
00:29:32.024 --> 00:29:33.108
Wow.

500
00:29:34.401 --> 00:29:35.736
That's really...

501
00:29:36.946 --> 00:29:37.947
What?

502
00:29:39.073 --> 00:29:40.074
...sad.

503
00:29:45.412 --> 00:29:46.539
Why are you single?

504
00:29:47.581 --> 00:29:50.251
- Excuse me?
- No, really, Mr. Romantic...

505
00:29:51.502 --> 00:29:52.752
doe-eyed, first love,

506
00:29:52.753 --> 00:29:55.380
Esther Perel mama's boy
know-it-all. Why are you single?

507
00:29:55.381 --> 00:29:57.465
- Well...
- Are you really looking for love

508
00:29:57.466 --> 00:29:59.717
or are you just another
fake-ass, ho-hunting,

509
00:29:59.718 --> 00:30:01.636
- ankle-cuff prick in a suit?
- Oh, my God.

510
00:30:01.637 --> 00:30:02.762
You know, you don't know me.

511
00:30:02.763 --> 00:30:04.430
And you
don't get to cast judgment

512
00:30:04.431 --> 00:30:06.892
just because I don't think
like you, okay?

513
00:30:12.940 --> 00:30:13.941
Yeah, um...

514
00:30:15.484 --> 00:30:18.445
I think you were right.
Tonight's a bad night.

515
00:30:19.989 --> 00:30:21.906
Should've just
let you clear your head. Um...

516
00:30:21.907 --> 00:30:24.285
Don't worry about the champagne.
It's on Crystal.

517
00:30:34.628 --> 00:30:39.216
Jay! Jay!
I'm sorry, okay? You win.

518
00:30:39.717 --> 00:30:42.218
Listen, I told you it was fine
and I meant it. It's all good.

519
00:30:42.219 --> 00:30:44.387
No, I had
a really rough day and...

520
00:30:44.388 --> 00:30:47.599
and I took it out on you and
that was shitty and wrong and--

521
00:30:47.600 --> 00:30:49.392
Jay, please,
I can't lose this job.

522
00:30:49.393 --> 00:30:51.520
Ally, I am not
gonna take your job.

523
00:30:52.188 --> 00:30:53.646
Although it does seem like

524
00:30:53.647 --> 00:30:55.566
you don't really want
this job, but...

525
00:30:56.775 --> 00:30:59.319
This is me, so...

526
00:30:59.320 --> 00:31:01.821
I'm gonna go back to the hotel,
brainstorm some creative,

527
00:31:01.822 --> 00:31:03.616
see what we can
salvage from-- Oh!

528
00:31:09.413 --> 00:31:10.414
Ally?

529
00:31:13.375 --> 00:31:15.418
Collin! What are you doing here?

530
00:31:15.419 --> 00:31:18.922
Um, well, Sienna and I are on
a little dinner date, actually.

531
00:31:18.923 --> 00:31:21.258
- I've heard so much about you.
- Really?

532
00:31:22.092 --> 00:31:23.093
Why?

533
00:31:24.220 --> 00:31:25.845
And, uh, you are?

534
00:31:25.846 --> 00:31:27.347
Oh, Jay. I'm Ally's...

535
00:31:27.348 --> 00:31:29.015
- He's my friend-- Boyfriend.
- ...Boyfriend.

536
00:31:29.016 --> 00:31:30.142
Friend. Boyfriend.

537
00:31:31.018 --> 00:31:32.727
I didn't know
you had a boyfriend.

538
00:31:32.728 --> 00:31:34.812
- Yeah! Yeah.
- Yeah.

539
00:31:34.813 --> 00:31:36.481
Yeah, I mean, why would you?

540
00:31:36.482 --> 00:31:39.902
It's not like I publicize it
on social media or anything.

541
00:31:42.571 --> 00:31:44.489
Uh, well, it's nice
to meet you, Jay.

542
00:31:44.490 --> 00:31:47.575
Pleasure. So, um, dinner, huh?

543
00:31:47.576 --> 00:31:49.953
Yeah. Uh, it was supposed
to be a double date,

544
00:31:49.954 --> 00:31:52.081
uh, but unfortunately...

545
00:31:52.915 --> 00:31:54.249
- Ooh.
- What does that mean?

546
00:31:54.250 --> 00:31:57.503
You know the couple that got
murdered up at the winery?

547
00:31:58.546 --> 00:32:00.547
- What, you know them?
- We worked together.

548
00:32:00.548 --> 00:32:02.299
- Played racquetball.
- Racquetball.

549
00:32:03.300 --> 00:32:04.300
It's tragic, really.

550
00:32:04.301 --> 00:32:06.803
- Still kept the reservation?
- And you still came to dinner?

551
00:32:06.804 --> 00:32:08.847
Of course. In their honor.

552
00:32:08.848 --> 00:32:10.598
- Wow.
- Huh. Well, a lot to

553
00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:11.808
eat in there and it's good.

554
00:32:11.809 --> 00:32:13.685
We should go.
See you, Ally, and...

555
00:32:13.686 --> 00:32:15.061
You have such a sexy suit.

556
00:32:15.062 --> 00:32:17.063
- Oh, that's a sexy dress.
- Yeah. Oh, yeah.

557
00:32:17.064 --> 00:32:19.482
- You guys have a good dinner.
- Happy Valentine's Day!

558
00:32:19.483 --> 00:32:22.528
- Happy V-Day!
- Don't get killed, all right?

559
00:32:23.571 --> 00:32:25.488
- What was--
- Why would he say that?

560
00:32:25.489 --> 00:32:27.448
That was weird.
Oh, you're coming with me.

561
00:32:27.449 --> 00:32:29.243
That was so embarrassing.

562
00:32:45.009 --> 00:32:46.010
Thank you.

563
00:32:49.346 --> 00:32:51.807
Not a-- Not a problem.

564
00:32:59.565 --> 00:33:02.442
So is it the accent?
Is that what it is?

565
00:33:02.443 --> 00:33:04.360
Women love that fucking accent.

566
00:33:04.361 --> 00:33:06.488
God, I can't stand it now.

567
00:33:07.865 --> 00:33:10.743
- Brits are so unemotional.
- Mmm.

568
00:33:11.619 --> 00:33:15.789
Well, that would explain
the dead friends' resy.

569
00:33:16.582 --> 00:33:19.626
Love is a beautiful thing, no?

570
00:33:19.627 --> 00:33:21.836
- Oh, we-- we just work together.
- No, we're not a couple.

571
00:33:21.837 --> 00:33:23.796
- But you just kissed, no?
- Oh, see, no,

572
00:33:23.797 --> 00:33:24.881
that was a performance

573
00:33:24.882 --> 00:33:28.051
to seem maybe more desirable
and perhaps less pathetic

574
00:33:28.052 --> 00:33:31.638
- in front of her ex.
- Oh. You love Spotify?

575
00:33:31.639 --> 00:33:34.766
I have Ultimate Sexies
playlist and--

576
00:33:34.767 --> 00:33:36.226
- I love Spotify.
- Yeah, no,

577
00:33:36.227 --> 00:33:37.519
we're okay. Thank you.

578
00:33:37.520 --> 00:33:39.230
Can we add a stop?

579
00:33:40.689 --> 00:33:42.690
Again, I'm really sorry
about tonight.

580
00:33:42.691 --> 00:33:44.234
I swear I'm not a lunatic.

581
00:33:44.235 --> 00:33:47.279
That's exactly what I think
a lunatic would say.

582
00:33:48.405 --> 00:33:49.406
Okay.

583
00:33:51.825 --> 00:33:53.660
Have fun
at your best friend's wedding.

584
00:33:53.661 --> 00:33:54.745
Thank you.

585
00:34:01.752 --> 00:34:02.753
Okey dokey.

586
00:34:08.551 --> 00:34:09.552
What the...

587
00:34:11.094 --> 00:34:12.095
No!

588
00:34:12.096 --> 00:34:15.641
Next stop,
2640 Westlake Avenue South, sir?

589
00:34:17.393 --> 00:34:20.687
Hey, can you hold off a second?
I think she locked herself out.

590
00:34:20.688 --> 00:34:22.772
You know what you should do?

591
00:34:22.773 --> 00:34:25.149
You should go to her,

592
00:34:25.150 --> 00:34:28.237
tell her you love her,
then never let her go.

593
00:34:31.657 --> 00:34:35.119
Right. Right. Yeah, you just
keep that meter running.

594
00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:39.748
Howdy. Everything okay?

595
00:34:40.416 --> 00:34:41.417
No.

596
00:34:42.293 --> 00:34:44.836
No, I think I left my keys
in a dressing room somewhere.

597
00:34:44.837 --> 00:34:45.920
Oh.

598
00:34:46.505 --> 00:34:48.756
Oh, my God. This night
could not get any worse.

599
00:34:48.757 --> 00:34:50.009
You have a spare hidden?

600
00:34:50.676 --> 00:34:53.888
Yeah, under a mat upstairs.

601
00:34:55.139 --> 00:34:57.098
It's okay.
I'll just break the window.

602
00:34:57.099 --> 00:34:59.767
No. What are you talking about,
breaking windows? No.

603
00:34:59.768 --> 00:35:01.227
No, it's fine.
My landlord loves me.

604
00:35:01.228 --> 00:35:02.437
Well, if you're serious,

605
00:35:02.438 --> 00:35:03.771
maybe you just, you know,
let me do it.

606
00:35:03.772 --> 00:35:05.690
- I can break a window.
- No, I know you can

607
00:35:05.691 --> 00:35:07.817
break a window, but if you
cut yourself, I'll be--

608
00:35:07.818 --> 00:35:09.445
I'm not gonna cut myself.

609
00:35:10.613 --> 00:35:11.822
Knock yourself out.

610
00:35:12.489 --> 00:35:15.325
Just know I don't condone this.
I'm worried for your safety.

611
00:35:15.326 --> 00:35:17.827
And you're punching with your
thumb inside your hand,

612
00:35:17.828 --> 00:35:18.953
which is not a good thing.

613
00:35:18.954 --> 00:35:20.038
Okay. Yeah. You're gonna do it.

614
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:22.583
Yeah. Why don't you hold that?
Came prepared.

615
00:35:24.793 --> 00:35:26.336
Ah, not so bad.

616
00:35:26.337 --> 00:35:27.421
That's bad.

617
00:35:28.339 --> 00:35:30.757
I'm so sorry.
This is all my fault.

618
00:35:30.758 --> 00:35:32.842
I'm sorry I'm bleeding
all over your floor.

619
00:35:32.843 --> 00:35:36.305
Here. Okay.
Let's run it under some water.

620
00:35:38.224 --> 00:35:40.308
- Thanks.
- Okay, you're just gonna wash up

621
00:35:40.309 --> 00:35:41.477
in here for a sec.

622
00:35:42.311 --> 00:35:43.603
Oh, God.

623
00:35:43.604 --> 00:35:46.356
Sorry it's so messy.

624
00:35:46.357 --> 00:35:47.524
I had a house cleaner,

625
00:35:47.525 --> 00:35:50.610
but she won the lottery
last week and fired me.

626
00:35:50.611 --> 00:35:53.363
Really? How much did she win?

627
00:35:53.364 --> 00:35:55.740
Like, a million dollars.

628
00:35:55.741 --> 00:36:00.996
Damn. Well, I hope you find
a replacement soon.

629
00:36:06.335 --> 00:36:07.545
Cute.

630
00:36:08.712 --> 00:36:11.047
I was Pikachu for Halloween too.

631
00:36:11.048 --> 00:36:14.009
- Yeah. That wasn't Halloween.
- What was it?

632
00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:17.053
It was Tuesday.
Yeah, I was pretty obsessed.

633
00:36:17.054 --> 00:36:18.556
Wore that shit everywhere.

634
00:36:20.391 --> 00:36:22.392
- I'll take that.
- It was on your shelf.

635
00:36:22.393 --> 00:36:23.893
No, I really wasn't
expecting company.

636
00:36:23.894 --> 00:36:25.144
Ever?

637
00:36:25.145 --> 00:36:26.729
Why don't you just take a seat

638
00:36:26.730 --> 00:36:28.566
while I look for
the first aid kit?

639
00:36:34.947 --> 00:36:35.948
Found it!

640
00:36:40.536 --> 00:36:41.537
Jay?

641
00:36:48.669 --> 00:36:49.670
Excuse you.

642
00:36:50.004 --> 00:36:52.673
I'm sorry. I didn't wanna sit
on your nice clothes.

643
00:36:55.217 --> 00:36:56.218
Ow.

644
00:36:57.761 --> 00:36:58.762
Would you relax?

645
00:36:59.471 --> 00:37:01.432
It's just
a very expensive jacket.

646
00:37:02.975 --> 00:37:04.435
Let's see your hand.

647
00:37:06.854 --> 00:37:08.689
- Ooh.
- Careful now.

648
00:37:09.565 --> 00:37:10.566
Does it hurt?

649
00:37:11.817 --> 00:37:14.236
No, actually.
You're really good at this.

650
00:37:14.820 --> 00:37:16.404
Did you go to med school
or something?

651
00:37:16.405 --> 00:37:19.575
I dropped out actually.

652
00:37:20.951 --> 00:37:22.202
I really can't do blood.

653
00:37:22.203 --> 00:37:23.786
- No way.
- Mmm, way.

654
00:37:23.787 --> 00:37:25.121
Hmm.

655
00:37:25.122 --> 00:37:27.957
Well, I think you're doing
a pretty good job right now,

656
00:37:27.958 --> 00:37:29.460
if I do say so myself.

657
00:37:30.503 --> 00:37:31.544
- Uh--
- Oh.

658
00:37:31.545 --> 00:37:33.546
This is why we dropped out
of med school

659
00:37:33.547 --> 00:37:35.382
and pivoted to advertising.

660
00:37:37.218 --> 00:37:38.219
You're funny.

661
00:37:38.802 --> 00:37:40.721
- Am I?
- I think so, yeah.

662
00:37:45.309 --> 00:37:47.644
Would you mind?
My hair, falling in my face.

663
00:37:47.645 --> 00:37:48.979
- Oh, of course.
- Thank you.

664
00:37:56.570 --> 00:37:58.781
- Okay. There we go.
- Oh, wow.

665
00:38:03.869 --> 00:38:05.787
So, you mind my asking

666
00:38:05.788 --> 00:38:08.499
what kind of medicine
you were planning on going into?

667
00:38:09.291 --> 00:38:11.209
Uh, nephrology.

668
00:38:11.210 --> 00:38:12.836
That's the liver.

669
00:38:12.837 --> 00:38:13.920
Kidneys.

670
00:38:13.921 --> 00:38:15.296
- Nailed it. Damn.
- Yeah.

671
00:38:15.297 --> 00:38:16.798
Well, why that?

672
00:38:16.799 --> 00:38:19.092
I had a family member
that was pretty sick.

673
00:38:19.093 --> 00:38:20.301
Mmm-hmm.

674
00:38:20.302 --> 00:38:23.931
Guess I-- I don't know,
thought I could fix people.

675
00:38:25.975 --> 00:38:28.393
Anyway, now
I'm considered hemophobic.

676
00:38:28.394 --> 00:38:29.478
Oh.

677
00:38:30.062 --> 00:38:33.273
- I didn't take you for a bigot.
- Okay, wow.

678
00:38:33.274 --> 00:38:36.944
Between that and coffee mates,
your dad jokes are top-notch.

679
00:38:38.487 --> 00:38:41.990
I'm being facetious obviously.
Your jokes are cheesy as--

680
00:38:41.991 --> 00:38:43.075
Fuck!

681
00:38:43.868 --> 00:38:45.368
Ally! Ally!

682
00:38:45.369 --> 00:38:46.453
Oh, shit!

683
00:38:57.131 --> 00:38:59.383
Fuck you!
No, no, no, no, no, no!

684
00:39:00.843 --> 00:39:01.844
Run!

685
00:39:05.222 --> 00:39:07.599
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
What are you doing?

686
00:39:07.600 --> 00:39:09.309
Get your mind out of the gutter!

687
00:39:09.310 --> 00:39:10.435
Yep, yep, yep, yep.

688
00:39:10.436 --> 00:39:12.229
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on, come on!

689
00:39:13.564 --> 00:39:15.149
Come on, come on, come on!

690
00:39:15.941 --> 00:39:17.401
- You got it?
- Yes!

691
00:39:20.196 --> 00:39:21.197
Good job.

692
00:39:22.531 --> 00:39:23.532
Thanks.

693
00:39:25.075 --> 00:39:26.869
Hey, you good?

694
00:39:27.328 --> 00:39:28.329
Yeah.

695
00:39:31.373 --> 00:39:34.001
- Help! He's trying to kill us!
- Oh, here's lovebirds.

696
00:39:36.545 --> 00:39:38.129
No! No, no, no.
You've got the wrong people.

697
00:39:38.130 --> 00:39:39.881
- Hey! What are you doing?
- He only kills couples, right?

698
00:39:39.882 --> 00:39:41.674
We're not a couple.
We barely know each other.

699
00:39:41.675 --> 00:39:43.886
So back the fuck off!

700
00:39:44.553 --> 00:39:46.055
<i>911, what's your emergency?</i>

701
00:39:47.181 --> 00:39:48.182
Run!

702
00:39:50.893 --> 00:39:53.270
Help! Help!

703
00:39:54.188 --> 00:39:55.189
Help us!

704
00:40:02.655 --> 00:40:04.322
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

705
00:40:04.323 --> 00:40:05.407
What?

706
00:40:07.493 --> 00:40:08.577
Did you hear that?

707
00:40:10.538 --> 00:40:11.622
I don't hear anything.

708
00:40:12.540 --> 00:40:13.541
Oh, shit!

709
00:40:14.458 --> 00:40:15.459
Ally!

710
00:40:16.418 --> 00:40:18.044
Get off of her!

711
00:40:18.045 --> 00:40:19.839
Hey, hey!

712
00:42:54.910 --> 00:42:57.997
No! No! No!

713
00:42:59.999 --> 00:43:01.792
Help! He's right behind...

714
00:43:04.170 --> 00:43:05.462
- Here!
- ...me.

715
00:43:07.798 --> 00:43:10.134
He was-- He was right here.

716
00:43:10.926 --> 00:43:12.219
I'll go check it out.

717
00:43:14.180 --> 00:43:15.181
Oh, my God. Jay.

718
00:43:16.140 --> 00:43:18.016
- Jay, is he okay?
- I don't know who

719
00:43:18.017 --> 00:43:19.559
- you're talking about.
- Jay Simmonds.

720
00:43:19.560 --> 00:43:20.935
We-- We were with each other
all night

721
00:43:20.936 --> 00:43:23.938
and-- and we got attacked
and we got separated back there.

722
00:43:23.939 --> 00:43:26.149
- You just left him?
- No, I didn't leave him!

723
00:43:26.150 --> 00:43:28.693
<i>All units.
All units, stand down.</i>

724
00:43:28.694 --> 00:43:30.528
<i>We have Heart Eyes.</i>

725
00:43:30.529 --> 00:43:32.906
<i>- I repeat, we have Heart Eyes.</i>
- Yes! We got that motherfucker!

726
00:43:32.907 --> 00:43:34.574
Seattle PD, baby! Fuck, yeah!

727
00:43:34.575 --> 00:43:36.409
<i>On behalf of Seattle PD,
I just wanna say--</i>

728
00:43:36.410 --> 00:43:38.036
Yeah, congratulations.

729
00:43:38.037 --> 00:43:39.997
<i>Incredible teamwork, huh?</i>

730
00:43:43.626 --> 00:43:45.836
Hey! Hey, you need to back up!

731
00:43:47.338 --> 00:43:49.172
- Fucking weirdos.
- What did I do?

732
00:43:49.173 --> 00:43:50.257
Detectives.

733
00:43:52.259 --> 00:43:53.344
Here she is.

734
00:43:54.345 --> 00:43:55.595
Detective Zeke Hobbs.

735
00:43:55.596 --> 00:43:57.890
This is my partner,
Detective Jeanine Shaw.

736
00:44:00.392 --> 00:44:01.393
Hobbs and Shaw?

737
00:44:03.145 --> 00:44:04.396
Like the movie?

738
00:44:07.233 --> 00:44:09.067
- I haven't heard of it.
- I haven't seen it.

739
00:44:09.068 --> 00:44:11.654
- We're here to ID a murderer.
- Oh, my God. Jay?

740
00:44:12.780 --> 00:44:13.781
Jay!

741
00:44:14.949 --> 00:44:17.076
- Jay, are you okay?
- Mmm-mmm.

742
00:44:18.452 --> 00:44:19.453
- Jay!
- Nope.

743
00:44:20.579 --> 00:44:22.205
Jay, are you okay?

744
00:44:22.206 --> 00:44:25.500
Uh, no, Ally, I'm not okay.

745
00:44:25.501 --> 00:44:28.170
Thank you for asking.
You ditched me.

746
00:44:28.921 --> 00:44:31.047
What? I did not ditch you!

747
00:44:31.048 --> 00:44:34.092
Oh, yes, you did! You absolutely
ditched me. We were a team.

748
00:44:34.093 --> 00:44:37.720
I was being chased
by a fucking serial killer!

749
00:44:37.721 --> 00:44:41.975
I know! I also was
being chased by a serial killer.

750
00:44:41.976 --> 00:44:44.894
- What the fuck does that mean?
- Jay, you're tall and ripped

751
00:44:44.895 --> 00:44:47.313
and-- and perfectly capable
of defending yourself.

752
00:44:47.314 --> 00:44:49.899
Ally, I really appreciate
the compliments,

753
00:44:49.900 --> 00:44:51.317
especially coming from you,

754
00:44:51.318 --> 00:44:53.319
but right now
is not the time, okay?

755
00:44:53.320 --> 00:44:55.405
These muscles were not made
for violence!

756
00:44:55.406 --> 00:44:56.656
They're for cuddling!

757
00:44:56.657 --> 00:44:58.241
- Okay.
- Hey, we're talking here!

758
00:44:58.242 --> 00:45:00.451
Guys, this was not him.
We were together all night.

759
00:45:00.452 --> 00:45:02.120
Heart Eyes was after both of us.

760
00:45:02.121 --> 00:45:05.499
Ma'am... We found this man
in the park wearing this

761
00:45:06.792 --> 00:45:08.376
and in possession of this.

762
00:45:08.377 --> 00:45:09.627
Come on!

763
00:45:09.628 --> 00:45:11.921
No, that's--
That's not possible.

764
00:45:11.922 --> 00:45:13.174
Jay didn't do this.

765
00:45:14.008 --> 00:45:15.009
Maybe.

766
00:45:16.427 --> 00:45:18.012
Maybe Jay wasn't acting alone.

767
00:45:19.054 --> 00:45:20.138
- What?
- What?

768
00:45:20.139 --> 00:45:21.681
We're gonna have to take your

769
00:45:21.682 --> 00:45:23.726
tall, ripped friend in
for questioning.

770
00:45:26.270 --> 00:45:27.271
Oh!

771
00:45:28.480 --> 00:45:31.525
Hey, good going. Really great.

772
00:45:34.069 --> 00:45:35.696
See you at the station, I guess.

773
00:45:38.407 --> 00:45:40.367
Fuck.

774
00:45:43.412 --> 00:45:44.413
What is this?

775
00:45:45.164 --> 00:45:46.165
That's a ring.

776
00:45:47.958 --> 00:45:50.251
- Read it.
- Read what?

777
00:45:50.252 --> 00:45:52.504
Let me help you out.
Let me help you out.

778
00:45:52.505 --> 00:45:53.589
It says, "JS."

779
00:45:56.091 --> 00:45:58.510
- As in "Jay Simmonds."
- "Jay Simmonds."

780
00:45:58.511 --> 00:46:00.553
You are really good.

781
00:46:00.554 --> 00:46:02.388
You're really good
at detective work.

782
00:46:02.389 --> 00:46:04.099
That was really--
It's impressive.

783
00:46:09.104 --> 00:46:10.105
That sarcasm?

784
00:46:11.565 --> 00:46:14.734
A, I am not married.

785
00:46:14.735 --> 00:46:18.988
B, why would I leave a wedding
band at the scene of the crime?

786
00:46:18.989 --> 00:46:20.198
And C,

787
00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:22.534
who gets their own initials

788
00:46:22.535 --> 00:46:24.786
engraved in their
own fucking wedding band?

789
00:46:24.787 --> 00:46:26.037
Also, D,

790
00:46:26.038 --> 00:46:27.957
yes, that was sarcasm.

791
00:46:28.624 --> 00:46:30.708
- Hey, hey, hey! Hobbs.
- Hey, relax. Relax!

792
00:46:30.709 --> 00:46:32.419
Take five. Go. Go.

793
00:46:33.671 --> 00:46:34.672
Cool down.

794
00:46:35.297 --> 00:46:37.508
Come on.

795
00:46:44.723 --> 00:46:47.308
I'm sorry. He can get
a little hot under the collar.

796
00:46:47.309 --> 00:46:49.060
Yeah. No kidding.

797
00:46:49.061 --> 00:46:51.145
Do you need anything?
Water, coffee?

798
00:46:51.146 --> 00:46:54.608
- I am fine, thank you very much.
- Okay.

799
00:46:59.280 --> 00:47:00.281
Just you and me.

800
00:47:06.704 --> 00:47:08.664
I want you to look me
in the eyes

801
00:47:09.832 --> 00:47:11.166
and tell me the truth.

802
00:47:14.795 --> 00:47:15.796
All right.

803
00:47:16.630 --> 00:47:18.090
How long have you known Ally?

804
00:47:18.799 --> 00:47:19.800
Fourteen hours.

805
00:47:21.886 --> 00:47:23.262
You seem to care about her.

806
00:47:26.390 --> 00:47:28.309
Yeah. Maybe I do.

807
00:47:32.146 --> 00:47:34.856
But that ring. That's...
It's not yours, correct?

808
00:47:34.857 --> 00:47:37.484
No. Again, I am not married.

809
00:47:38.152 --> 00:47:39.152
You're not married.

810
00:47:39.153 --> 00:47:40.862
I mean, it's not, like,
by choice or anything.

811
00:47:40.863 --> 00:47:43.364
I--I just haven't met
the right person.

812
00:47:43.365 --> 00:47:44.533
You're telling me.

813
00:47:45.659 --> 00:47:48.037
- You're--
- Single. Shocker.

814
00:47:50.122 --> 00:47:51.123
Kind of.

815
00:47:52.041 --> 00:47:53.709
No-- You really, um...

816
00:47:58.088 --> 00:47:59.215
Okay, um...

817
00:48:00.966 --> 00:48:03.259
Lady, I have been waiting here
for over an hour.

818
00:48:03.260 --> 00:48:05.553
First of all, it's "officer."

819
00:48:05.554 --> 00:48:07.263
Second, I already told you

820
00:48:07.264 --> 00:48:08.973
they're interrogating
the suspect.

821
00:48:08.974 --> 00:48:11.476
And I already told you they're
interrogating the wrong guy.

822
00:48:11.477 --> 00:48:13.311
Can you please
just go back there

823
00:48:13.312 --> 00:48:15.188
and give me some sort
of information?

824
00:48:15.189 --> 00:48:17.482
Sorry, Fran. The ethernet cable
was all frayed.

825
00:48:17.483 --> 00:48:19.818
- Should be working now.
- Thanks, David.

826
00:48:20.069 --> 00:48:24.531
What's a five-letter word
for a dog ending in H?

827
00:48:24.532 --> 00:48:25.616
Bitch?

828
00:48:26.325 --> 00:48:27.326
Excuse me?

829
00:48:28.077 --> 00:48:29.078
Female dog.

830
00:48:31.830 --> 00:48:34.333
Oh, yeah. Thanks.

831
00:48:34.959 --> 00:48:37.837
Can you please go back there now
and give me some sort of update?

832
00:48:40.381 --> 00:48:41.924
- Fine.
- Thank you.

833
00:48:42.383 --> 00:48:44.844
Hey. Do we know each other?

834
00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:47.596
No, I don't think so.

835
00:48:48.472 --> 00:48:49.473
Bumble.

836
00:48:49.974 --> 00:48:52.476
Yeah, no. I'm...
I'm not on the apps.

837
00:48:52.643 --> 00:48:54.853
Oh. It's a waste of time anyway.

838
00:48:54.854 --> 00:48:55.980
Hmm.

839
00:48:57.940 --> 00:48:59.274
Just shooting my shot here.

840
00:48:59.275 --> 00:49:02.026
Um, could I take you out
to coffee some time?

841
00:49:02.027 --> 00:49:03.195
I'll pay for it.

842
00:49:04.321 --> 00:49:06.448
I almost got murdered tonight.

843
00:49:08.284 --> 00:49:09.952
- I am so sorry. Um...
- Yeah.

844
00:49:10.828 --> 00:49:12.829
Stay safe. Have a good night.

845
00:49:12.830 --> 00:49:13.956
Thank you.

846
00:49:15.374 --> 00:49:17.042
Where the hell is everybody?

847
00:49:17.710 --> 00:49:18.711
Celebrating.

848
00:49:20.754 --> 00:49:22.131
They caught Heart Eyes.

849
00:49:33.934 --> 00:49:35.561
<i>So, what else
do you want to tell me?</i>

850
00:49:36.395 --> 00:49:37.813
I'm not a serial killer.

851
00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:40.816
So there's that.

852
00:49:40.941 --> 00:49:44.569
Were you in Boston
in February of '23

853
00:49:44.570 --> 00:49:46.739
and Philadelphia
in February of '24?

854
00:49:48.407 --> 00:49:49.407
I...

855
00:49:49.408 --> 00:49:52.202
Let me rephrase.
You were in Boston and Philly.

856
00:49:52.203 --> 00:49:53.703
Same dates and locations

857
00:49:53.704 --> 00:49:55.789
as HEK's
two prior killing sprees.

858
00:49:57.541 --> 00:49:58.876
Jay, I got to admit...

859
00:49:59.627 --> 00:50:01.295
that doesn't look very good.

860
00:50:02.296 --> 00:50:04.047
I-- I don't know
what you want me to say.

861
00:50:04.048 --> 00:50:07.927
I'm a freelancer, so yeah,
I travel for, like, work.

862
00:50:09.512 --> 00:50:11.847
Do you ever get lonely
on the road?

863
00:50:13.474 --> 00:50:16.726
I like to think
that I can keep myself busy.

864
00:50:16.727 --> 00:50:18.479
Yeah? How?

865
00:50:19.522 --> 00:50:20.772
How do you blow off steam

866
00:50:20.773 --> 00:50:22.900
when you're alone
with your thoughts, Jay?

867
00:50:25.653 --> 00:50:27.071
Do you go to a vineyard?

868
00:50:28.239 --> 00:50:29.406
Maybe a spa?

869
00:50:39.625 --> 00:50:40.626
Holy... Who--

870
00:50:43.379 --> 00:50:45.630
<i>So, for HEK
to come out of the blue</i>

871
00:50:45.631 --> 00:50:49.050
<i>and denounce Valentine's Day
and all it stands for...</i>

872
00:50:49.051 --> 00:50:50.135
Hello?

873
00:50:50.261 --> 00:50:52.136
<i>...by cutting these couples
down to size.</i>

874
00:50:52.137 --> 00:50:54.598
<i>In my professional opinion,
what we have here...</i>

875
00:50:55.683 --> 00:50:56.684
Detective.

876
00:50:57.226 --> 00:50:58.768
We got an HWW out front.

877
00:50:58.769 --> 00:50:59.978
What do you want me to do
with her?

878
00:50:59.979 --> 00:51:01.229
An HWW?

879
00:51:01.230 --> 00:51:02.897
"Hysterical white woman."

880
00:51:02.898 --> 00:51:04.066
I'll handle her.

881
00:51:05.568 --> 00:51:06.569
You sit tight.

882
00:51:07.862 --> 00:51:08.988
We're not done yet.

883
00:51:11.073 --> 00:51:12.074
I'll be here.

884
00:51:12.992 --> 00:51:15.243
<i>He just snapped.</i>

885
00:51:15.244 --> 00:51:19.706
<i>And he makes it a point to kill
again and again</i>

886
00:51:19.707 --> 00:51:22.208
<i>until the very concept
of an entire day</i>

887
00:51:22.209 --> 00:51:26.964
<i>dedicated to couples and romance
is eradicated.</i>

888
00:51:27.798 --> 00:51:32.720
<i>He sneaks into your house
and waits in the dark.</i>

889
00:51:33.512 --> 00:51:37.516
<i>Cunning and quiet as a corpse.</i>

890
00:51:38.851 --> 00:51:42.104
<i>And then,
when you least expect it...</i>

891
00:51:43.856 --> 00:51:48.943
<i>he pulls out
one of the many, many, many toys</i>

892
00:51:48.944 --> 00:51:50.988
<i>from his tools.</i>

893
00:52:08.756 --> 00:52:10.840
- What the hell are you doing?
- God...

894
00:52:10.841 --> 00:52:12.551
bless the USA.

895
00:52:13.010 --> 00:52:14.093
- Told ya.
- Yeah.

896
00:52:14.094 --> 00:52:15.179
I'm so sorry.

897
00:52:16.388 --> 00:52:18.431
- Are you letting him go?
- Not yet.

898
00:52:18.432 --> 00:52:20.558
Why the hell not? He's innocent!

899
00:52:20.559 --> 00:52:22.685
Mmm-hmm.
Well, then tell me something.

900
00:52:22.686 --> 00:52:24.646
Why is the Heart Eyes Killer
after him?

901
00:52:24.647 --> 00:52:26.732
- You're not a couple.
- I don't know.

902
00:52:27.441 --> 00:52:30.860
I assume he saw us
and thought we were together.

903
00:52:30.861 --> 00:52:31.946
Why?

904
00:52:33.739 --> 00:52:34.740
We...

905
00:52:36.784 --> 00:52:37.826
kissed.

906
00:52:41.288 --> 00:52:43.874
We had-- We had-- We had--
We had to kiss.

907
00:52:45.125 --> 00:52:47.962
We had to kiss because...
because my ex...

908
00:52:48.921 --> 00:52:51.465
he was there, and I was jealous.

909
00:52:52.633 --> 00:52:54.634
- It's really stupid, I know.
- Okay.

910
00:52:54.635 --> 00:52:55.719
I get it.

911
00:52:56.846 --> 00:52:57.847
I do.

912
00:53:01.767 --> 00:53:04.937
So you're not interested
in him romantically?

913
00:53:06.230 --> 00:53:07.606
Why is that relevant?

914
00:53:08.524 --> 00:53:09.650
Just girl talk.

915
00:53:10.192 --> 00:53:11.986
I mean, he's cute, he has a...

916
00:53:12.695 --> 00:53:14.613
really good job.

917
00:53:16.282 --> 00:53:18.742
Perfect candidate
for a little girl like yourself.

918
00:53:20.911 --> 00:53:22.663
A little girl like myself?

919
00:53:26.292 --> 00:53:27.459
Ay.

920
00:53:28.544 --> 00:53:31.129
Oh, relax.
Probably just the breaker.

921
00:53:31.130 --> 00:53:33.966
That's what people say before
they get stabbed to death.

922
00:53:35.593 --> 00:53:36.719
How would you know?

923
00:53:38.888 --> 00:53:39.889
Watch her.

924
00:53:42.349 --> 00:53:43.892
No, no, no, no, no.
She said to watch me.

925
00:53:43.893 --> 00:53:46.561
Calm down, I'm just getting
a flashlight. Little space?

926
00:53:46.562 --> 00:53:48.647
Any closer, you'd be inside me.

927
00:53:49.356 --> 00:53:51.066
I'm sorry. I'm just scared.

928
00:53:53.027 --> 00:53:55.362
No, no, no, no. Careful.
He hides in closets.

929
00:54:04.496 --> 00:54:05.998
No killers in here.

930
00:54:50.501 --> 00:54:51.502
Help!

931
00:54:53.712 --> 00:54:55.296
Hey! Hey! What--
What's happening?

932
00:54:55.297 --> 00:54:56.590
- He's here.
- Who?

933
00:54:58.592 --> 00:54:59.969
Go! Get back! Get back!

934
00:55:08.477 --> 00:55:10.603
Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Hey!

935
00:55:10.604 --> 00:55:12.313
Where are you going? Uncuff me.

936
00:55:12.314 --> 00:55:13.816
Don't worry, lover boy.

937
00:55:14.525 --> 00:55:15.818
I'll protect you.

938
00:55:16.527 --> 00:55:19.280
No. No. No.

939
00:55:27.538 --> 00:55:29.081
God! Damn it!

940
00:55:33.502 --> 00:55:34.753
Shaw?

941
00:55:54.148 --> 00:55:55.149
Shaw!

942
00:56:31.101 --> 00:56:32.102
Jay?

943
00:56:33.103 --> 00:56:34.104
Jay!

944
00:56:35.189 --> 00:56:36.524
Jay, can you hear me?

945
00:56:37.358 --> 00:56:38.691
<i>Yes, yes, Ally.</i>

946
00:56:38.692 --> 00:56:40.861
<i>Ally, you've gotta
find the keys.</i>

947
00:56:41.195 --> 00:56:44.072
Uh, Hobbs has the keys, okay?
You have to find Hobbs

948
00:56:44.073 --> 00:56:47.660
'cause he locked me in here
like a fucking asshole.

949
00:56:49.787 --> 00:56:50.788
Ally?

950
00:56:53.791 --> 00:56:54.792
<i>Ally?</i>

951
00:56:58.796 --> 00:57:00.089
She ditched me.

952
00:57:02.466 --> 00:57:03.467
That's okay.

953
00:57:06.011 --> 00:57:07.012
Ally?

954
00:57:19.984 --> 00:57:21.026
Hey.

955
00:57:25.281 --> 00:57:26.282
Hey.

956
00:57:30.536 --> 00:57:31.537
Come on.

957
00:57:32.121 --> 00:57:33.122
Hey, come on.

958
00:57:33.539 --> 00:57:34.540
This is not fair!

959
00:57:37.126 --> 00:57:38.127
Shit!

960
00:57:47.928 --> 00:57:49.013
Die.

961
00:57:51.390 --> 00:57:52.516
Ally! Ally!

962
00:57:53.058 --> 00:57:54.810
Goddamn! I'm right here!

963
00:57:56.979 --> 00:57:57.980
Jay!

964
00:57:58.647 --> 00:57:59.648
Careful! Careful.

965
00:58:02.568 --> 00:58:03.652
- Hi.
- Hi.

966
00:58:06.947 --> 00:58:07.948
Are you okay?

967
00:58:09.617 --> 00:58:11.618
You're a terrible shot,
by the way.

968
00:58:11.619 --> 00:58:13.412
Don't fucking push it, Romeo.

969
00:58:16.707 --> 00:58:18.583
- No! Hey!
- Ally!

970
00:58:18.584 --> 00:58:20.711
- Stop!
- No, no, no! Ally!

971
00:58:22.087 --> 00:58:23.379
Fucking assholes!

972
00:58:23.380 --> 00:58:24.714
You saved my life.

973
00:58:24.715 --> 00:58:25.883
You saved mine.

974
00:58:26.592 --> 00:58:27.593
I owed you one.

975
00:58:32.139 --> 00:58:33.431
We're not together!

976
00:58:33.432 --> 00:58:35.016
Go kill somebody else!

977
00:58:35.017 --> 00:58:37.436
- Get up. Get up. Get up.
- He's coming. He's coming.

978
00:58:44.235 --> 00:58:47.278
Oh, fuck.
Do you know what we just did?

979
00:58:47.279 --> 00:58:49.989
Yeah. We led a couples-killing
maniac to a...

980
00:58:49.990 --> 00:58:51.991
- To an all-you-can-kill buffet.
- Come on.

981
00:58:51.992 --> 00:58:54.786
<i>A big fat lummox like you
hiring an aeroplane to write,</i>

982
00:58:54.787 --> 00:58:58.374
<i>"Hildy, don't be hasty.
Remember my dimple. Walter."</i>

983
00:58:58.749 --> 00:59:00.208
<i>Delayed our divorce 20 minutes</i>

984
00:59:00.209 --> 00:59:02.044
<i>while the judge
went out to watch it.</i>

985
00:59:06.841 --> 00:59:08.008
Are you kidding me?

986
00:59:09.927 --> 00:59:11.887
Oh, shit!

987
00:59:20.771 --> 00:59:22.231
Yo, that costume is dope.

988
00:59:25.901 --> 00:59:27.027
I don't like that.

989
00:59:30.072 --> 00:59:31.615
That's not him, right?

990
00:59:32.950 --> 00:59:34.075
What the fuck?

991
00:59:34.076 --> 00:59:35.159
It is him!

992
00:59:35.160 --> 00:59:36.244
<i>Was it my fault?</i>

993
00:59:36.245 --> 00:59:38.997
<i>Did I know that coal mine
was gonna have another cave-in?</i>

994
00:59:38.998 --> 00:59:42.125
<i>I intended to be with you
on our honeymoon, Hildy.</i>

995
00:59:42.126 --> 00:59:43.210
'Sup, man?

996
00:59:46.046 --> 00:59:48.631
<i>I spent two weeks in a coal mine
with John Kruptzky.</i>

997
00:59:48.632 --> 00:59:50.258
<i>You don't deny that,
do you, Walter?</i>

998
00:59:50.259 --> 00:59:51.509
<i>Deny it? I'm proud of it.</i>

999
00:59:51.510 --> 00:59:53.178
<i>We beat the whole country
on that story.</i>

1000
00:59:53.179 --> 00:59:55.263
<i>Suppose we did. That isn't
what I got married for!</i>

1001
00:59:55.264 --> 00:59:56.348
Excuse us.

1002
00:59:57.850 --> 00:59:58.893
What a creep.

1003
01:00:04.023 --> 01:00:05.023
Left. Left.

1004
01:00:05.024 --> 01:00:07.151
No. Right. Go. Go, go, go.

1005
01:00:08.235 --> 01:00:09.236
Turn.

1006
01:00:11.780 --> 01:00:12.781
In here.

1007
01:00:26.629 --> 01:00:27.837
Hmm?

1008
01:00:27.838 --> 01:00:30.590
Put a fucking shirt on.
There's a killer after us.

1009
01:00:30.591 --> 01:00:32.384
Mmm. Oh, what is it?

1010
01:00:33.719 --> 01:00:35.303
The Heart Eyes Killer.

1011
01:00:35.304 --> 01:00:37.680
He's out there right now.
We need to be quiet.

1012
01:00:37.681 --> 01:00:41.392
Oh! Dude, that's so hot. Fuck.

1013
01:00:41.393 --> 01:00:43.520
- We love role-play.
- Yeah.

1014
01:00:43.521 --> 01:00:45.980
- Oh, my God. He's coming.
- We're so dead.

1015
01:00:45.981 --> 01:00:47.982
Oh, he's so scary and big.

1016
01:00:47.983 --> 01:00:49.485
- We can't stay here.
- No.

1017
01:00:53.614 --> 01:00:55.156
- ...<i>without shuddering.
- Walter...</i>

1018
01:00:55.157 --> 01:00:56.866
<i>I made a great reporter
out of you.</i>

1019
01:00:56.867 --> 01:00:58.993
<i>You won't be half as good
on another paper.</i>

1020
01:00:58.994 --> 01:01:00.078
<i>We're a team.</i>

1021
01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:02.163
<i>You need me, I need you,
the paper needs us!</i>

1022
01:01:02.164 --> 01:01:03.332
<i>Sold, American!</i>

1023
01:01:04.750 --> 01:01:06.376
<i>It just didn't work out, Walter.</i>

1024
01:01:06.377 --> 01:01:07.460
Oh, fuck.

1025
01:01:07.461 --> 01:01:09.921
<i>It would've worked out
if you'd been satisfied...</i>

1026
01:01:09.922 --> 01:01:11.840
Maybe we lay low
for a little bit.

1027
01:01:11.841 --> 01:01:12.966
Yeah.

1028
01:01:12.967 --> 01:01:14.093
<i>I wasn't satisfied.</i>

1029
01:01:14.635 --> 01:01:16.052
<i>I suppose I proposed to you?</i>

1030
01:01:16.053 --> 01:01:17.136
<i>You practically did.</i>

1031
01:01:17.137 --> 01:01:19.305
<i>Making goo-goo eyes at me
for two years.</i>

1032
01:01:19.306 --> 01:01:21.266
<i>"Oh, Walter." And I still...</i>

1033
01:01:21.267 --> 01:01:23.309
I actually kind of
like this movie.

1034
01:01:23.310 --> 01:01:25.104
- Yeah, you like that?
- Yeah.

1035
01:01:25.938 --> 01:01:26.981
Really?

1036
01:01:29.066 --> 01:01:30.651
Yeah. Are you surprised?

1037
01:01:32.945 --> 01:01:34.488
Little bit, yeah.

1038
01:01:39.702 --> 01:01:41.412
I did ditch you.

1039
01:01:43.163 --> 01:01:44.999
No. Ditch me?

1040
01:01:47.209 --> 01:01:48.544
It's what I'm best at.

1041
01:01:49.253 --> 01:01:50.963
- Ditching people?
- Running.

1042
01:01:51.589 --> 01:01:53.798
Hey, I was holding my own.
You didn't see me?

1043
01:01:53.799 --> 01:01:55.926
He was shaking
in his little leather boots.

1044
01:02:00.639 --> 01:02:03.142
Jay, I wasn't entirely honest
at dinner.

1045
01:02:04.560 --> 01:02:06.478
My parents had this, like...

1046
01:02:08.022 --> 01:02:09.732
storybook romance.

1047
01:02:11.317 --> 01:02:13.068
They were literally
perfect together.

1048
01:02:16.530 --> 01:02:17.823
And then my dad died.

1049
01:02:21.660 --> 01:02:23.704
I don't think
my mom ever fully recovered.

1050
01:02:27.458 --> 01:02:28.459
I'm sorry.

1051
01:02:31.962 --> 01:02:33.297
You know, when I was a kid,

1052
01:02:34.423 --> 01:02:37.718
my parents just...
hated each other.

1053
01:02:38.677 --> 01:02:41.889
I mean, they fought...
all the time.

1054
01:02:43.516 --> 01:02:44.808
I think that...

1055
01:02:45.935 --> 01:02:47.436
is why I'm just this...

1056
01:02:49.271 --> 01:02:50.731
hapless romantic.

1057
01:02:52.024 --> 01:02:55.568
Just putting every girl
I fall for on a pedestal,

1058
01:02:55.569 --> 01:02:58.613
only to have
my heart broken over...

1059
01:02:58.614 --> 01:03:00.365
- More.
- and over...

1060
01:03:00.366 --> 01:03:01.533
More?

1061
01:03:01.534 --> 01:03:02.660
...and over.

1062
01:03:04.411 --> 01:03:05.620
Keep going.

1063
01:03:05.621 --> 01:03:06.914
All because they...

1064
01:03:09.208 --> 01:03:12.335
they just can't... breathe

1065
01:03:12.336 --> 01:03:14.296
my suffocating attempt

1066
01:03:15.631 --> 01:03:18.342
to prove Mom and Dad wrong.

1067
01:03:23.597 --> 01:03:24.682
You know, I think...

1068
01:03:26.433 --> 01:03:29.352
I think tonight
should've been, like,

1069
01:03:29.353 --> 01:03:31.063
the worst night of my life.

1070
01:03:35.317 --> 01:03:36.318
But it isn't.

1071
01:03:41.448 --> 01:03:42.449
Ditto.

1072
01:03:45.119 --> 01:03:46.370
Baby, you're so wet.

1073
01:03:52.918 --> 01:03:55.713
God, you're so hard! Ow!

1074
01:04:00.009 --> 01:04:01.342
At least they're having fun.

1075
01:04:01.343 --> 01:04:02.887
Oh, shit!

1076
01:04:04.805 --> 01:04:05.806
It's kinda loud.

1077
01:04:08.184 --> 01:04:09.185
Yeah, it's too loud.

1078
01:04:09.518 --> 01:04:10.561
Shut the fuck up!

1079
01:04:11.353 --> 01:04:14.022
- Shut up! Shut the fuck up.
- Quiet down!

1080
01:04:14.023 --> 01:04:16.232
- Samm! I'm coming!
- Oh, God!

1081
01:04:16.233 --> 01:04:18.861
- I'm coming!
- Shut up! Shut up!

1082
01:04:41.050 --> 01:04:44.428
Holy shit. Someone call 911!

1083
01:04:49.475 --> 01:04:50.476
Fuck!

1084
01:04:57.233 --> 01:04:58.234
Please, no!

1085
01:05:37.982 --> 01:05:39.482
What are you-- Hey, Ally.

1086
01:05:39.483 --> 01:05:40.984
- What are you doing?
- Wait.

1087
01:05:40.985 --> 01:05:42.862
Wait for what?
He's gonna kill us.

1088
01:05:43.737 --> 01:05:45.322
And if he doesn't kill us,

1089
01:05:46.198 --> 01:05:47.949
he's gonna keep killing people.

1090
01:05:47.950 --> 01:05:49.243
We brought him here,

1091
01:05:50.828 --> 01:05:51.829
we end it here.

1092
01:05:52.371 --> 01:05:53.789
- We--
- Come on.

1093
01:05:54.623 --> 01:05:56.125
I thought we were a team.

1094
01:06:38.292 --> 01:06:40.002
Hey, Fuck Eyes!

1095
01:06:43.506 --> 01:06:44.548
Wait, wait, wait.

1096
01:06:45.466 --> 01:06:46.467
We need a weapon.

1097
01:06:47.593 --> 01:06:48.594
I have this.

1098
01:06:49.470 --> 01:06:51.180
That is not a weapon.

1099
01:06:54.016 --> 01:06:55.017
That could work.

1100
01:07:01.440 --> 01:07:03.526
- I don't think I can do that.
- What? Hey...

1101
01:07:03.984 --> 01:07:04.985
Yes, you can.

1102
01:07:06.028 --> 01:07:07.029
Come on.

1103
01:07:24.421 --> 01:07:25.422
Run!

1104
01:07:28.843 --> 01:07:29.844
Ally!

1105
01:08:03.294 --> 01:08:04.461
Oh, shit!

1106
01:08:19.935 --> 01:08:21.477
Thanks a lot, Jay.

1107
01:08:21.854 --> 01:08:22.855
What?

1108
01:08:24.190 --> 01:08:25.690
You got it in my mouth.

1109
01:08:25.691 --> 01:08:27.065
I just saved your life.

1110
01:08:27.066 --> 01:08:28.902
Oh, my God.
I think I'm gonna be sick.

1111
01:08:28.903 --> 01:08:30.029
No. Hey.

1112
01:08:30.946 --> 01:08:31.989
Oh, no, no, no.

1113
01:08:40.330 --> 01:08:42.373
I told you
I was not good with blood.

1114
01:08:42.374 --> 01:08:43.584
Yeah, no kidding.

1115
01:09:03.896 --> 01:09:05.522
Uh, who the fuck is that?

1116
01:09:06.565 --> 01:09:07.858
I have no idea.

1117
01:09:14.073 --> 01:09:15.865
He's lost a lot of blood here.

1118
01:09:16.992 --> 01:09:18.535
Do you have an ID on the victim?

1119
01:09:19.035 --> 01:09:21.497
You two, you're gonna be famous.

1120
01:09:22.039 --> 01:09:24.749
The couple
that stopped Heart Eyes. I--

1121
01:09:27.794 --> 01:09:29.046
It's very cute.

1122
01:09:30.004 --> 01:09:31.213
Thank-- Thank-- Thank you.

1123
01:09:31.214 --> 01:09:32.675
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

1124
01:09:33.467 --> 01:09:34.927
I'm gonna leave you alone now.

1125
01:09:42.476 --> 01:09:43.852
Shot in the dark here.

1126
01:09:45.271 --> 01:09:46.563
Wanna come back to my hotel

1127
01:09:46.564 --> 01:09:49.191
and try and crack this campaign
before my flight?

1128
01:09:51.360 --> 01:09:53.195
Just actually eat some dinner.

1129
01:09:53.779 --> 01:09:55.614
Order a whole bunch
of room service.

1130
01:09:58.534 --> 01:09:59.577
Um...

1131
01:10:01.245 --> 01:10:03.372
Jay, I can't.

1132
01:10:11.380 --> 01:10:12.423
Hey, you two.

1133
01:10:16.051 --> 01:10:18.596
Just wanted to make sure
you both got home safe.

1134
01:10:19.180 --> 01:10:20.472
Either of you need a lift?

1135
01:10:21.098 --> 01:10:23.767
Um... Actually...

1136
01:10:25.644 --> 01:10:27.645
I don't suppose
you have a phone,

1137
01:10:27.646 --> 01:10:29.022
just so I can call a cab?

1138
01:10:29.023 --> 01:10:31.149
No, don't be silly.
I'll give you a ride home.

1139
01:10:31.150 --> 01:10:32.859
Least I can do.

1140
01:10:32.860 --> 01:10:34.195
Your chariot awaits.

1141
01:10:35.529 --> 01:10:36.780
Okay.

1142
01:10:41.869 --> 01:10:42.995
Work call later?

1143
01:10:45.414 --> 01:10:46.582
Sounds like a plan.

1144
01:10:50.628 --> 01:10:52.962
Hey, uh, does anyone have a pen?

1145
01:10:52.963 --> 01:10:54.465
- I got you, dude.
- Okay.

1146
01:10:56.884 --> 01:10:57.885
Can I see that?

1147
01:11:05.518 --> 01:11:06.936
That's me.

1148
01:11:10.439 --> 01:11:11.857
Your chariot awaits.

1149
01:11:21.492 --> 01:11:22.868
She's not my type.

1150
01:11:41.095 --> 01:11:43.346
Hey, I got another call,

1151
01:11:43.347 --> 01:11:45.473
so I'm just gonna
have to take that

1152
01:11:45.474 --> 01:11:47.226
and that too.

1153
01:12:00.823 --> 01:12:02.449
Hey, do you need a ride?

1154
01:12:39.486 --> 01:12:40.486
Hey.

1155
01:12:40.487 --> 01:12:42.447
<i>Um, do you have
something you wanna tell me?</i>

1156
01:12:42.448 --> 01:12:44.073
Oh, you're never gonna believe
what happened.

1157
01:12:44.074 --> 01:12:45.700
<i>Hello, Heart Eyes?
Are you kidding me?</i>

1158
01:12:45.701 --> 01:12:46.993
But wait. Are you okay?

1159
01:12:46.994 --> 01:12:48.453
Tell me the truth.
Do you need to come over?

1160
01:12:48.454 --> 01:12:49.788
You can sleep
in Arthur's panic room.

1161
01:12:51.999 --> 01:12:53.709
No, I-- I hate this feeling.

1162
01:12:54.627 --> 01:12:55.628
<i>What feeling?</i>

1163
01:12:57.338 --> 01:12:58.506
Liking someone.

1164
01:12:59.673 --> 01:13:01.133
God, I fucked up.

1165
01:13:02.176 --> 01:13:03.301
I fucked up, Mon.

1166
01:13:03.302 --> 01:13:05.553
I met a really,
really great guy,

1167
01:13:05.554 --> 01:13:06.722
and now he's gone.

1168
01:13:09.725 --> 01:13:10.726
Where is he?

1169
01:13:11.352 --> 01:13:12.644
At the airport.

1170
01:13:12.645 --> 01:13:14.896
Oh. Okay, great.
He's at the airport. Go get him.

1171
01:13:14.897 --> 01:13:15.980
<i>Mon, I--</i>

1172
01:13:15.981 --> 01:13:18.817
<i>Hey, Ally. Ally, listen to me.</i>

1173
01:13:19.401 --> 01:13:20.860
<i>You deserve to be happy.</i>

1174
01:13:20.861 --> 01:13:23.029
You deserve
to have someone love you

1175
01:13:23.030 --> 01:13:26.283
for the beautiful,
neurotic mess that you are.

1176
01:13:27.201 --> 01:13:29.244
<i>I mean, you can be
so clueless sometimes.</i>

1177
01:13:29.245 --> 01:13:31.746
It's one of the ten things
I hate about you, honestly.

1178
01:13:31.747 --> 01:13:34.415
You can't let Jay go off
to his best friend's wedding

1179
01:13:34.416 --> 01:13:36.042
and hook up
with a bunch of bridesmaids

1180
01:13:36.043 --> 01:13:37.545
<i>and move to Notting Hill. No.</i>

1181
01:13:38.087 --> 01:13:39.421
<i>This is love, mama.</i>

1182
01:13:40.089 --> 01:13:42.632
Some kind of wonderful,

1183
01:13:42.633 --> 01:13:45.970
crazy, stupid love, actually.

1184
01:13:47.930 --> 01:13:50.807
<i>Go get him. Go get
that beautiful, melanin man.</i>

1185
01:13:50.808 --> 01:13:52.058
- Okay!
<i>- He's gorgeous!</i>

1186
01:13:52.059 --> 01:13:53.184
- Oh, my God.
<i>- Ally, go!</i>

1187
01:13:53.185 --> 01:13:54.769
<i>- You go get him right now!</i>
- Okay. I'm going.

1188
01:13:54.770 --> 01:13:56.188
<i>I love you! You're beautiful!</i>

1189
01:13:58.524 --> 01:14:00.817
<i>This is your final call
for all passengers</i>

1190
01:14:00.818 --> 01:14:03.320
<i>on flight 403 to Boston.</i>

1191
01:14:05.614 --> 01:14:06.740
Thank you.

1192
01:14:08.617 --> 01:14:09.617
Jay?

1193
01:14:09.618 --> 01:14:11.244
<i>Please have
your boarding pass...</i>

1194
01:14:11.245 --> 01:14:12.996
- Jay!
<i>- ...and identification ready.</i>

1195
01:14:12.997 --> 01:14:14.081
<i>Thank you.</i>

1196
01:14:18.127 --> 01:14:19.128
Jay?

1197
01:14:21.505 --> 01:14:22.881
- Jay!
- Fuck!

1198
01:14:22.882 --> 01:14:23.966
Sorry.

1199
01:14:27.261 --> 01:14:28.262
Jay!

1200
01:14:31.348 --> 01:14:32.682
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

1201
01:14:32.683 --> 01:14:34.310
I thought
you were somebody else.

1202
01:14:34.894 --> 01:14:37.270
<i>Paging passengers
Mr. and Mrs. Jones</i>

1203
01:14:37.271 --> 01:14:38.521
<i>flying to Denver...</i>

1204
01:14:38.522 --> 01:14:40.023
- Sorry.
<i>- ...on flight 273.</i>

1205
01:14:40.024 --> 01:14:42.525
<i>Your flight is boarded
and ready for departure.</i>

1206
01:14:42.526 --> 01:14:43.943
<i>Please make your way</i>

1207
01:14:43.944 --> 01:14:46.529
<i>to gate lounge 11 immediately.</i>

1208
01:14:46.530 --> 01:14:48.656
- Hello?
<i>- Roses are red,</i>

1209
01:14:48.657 --> 01:14:50.700
<i>violets are black.</i>

1210
01:14:50.701 --> 01:14:52.327
<i>Guess who's with me</i>

1211
01:14:52.328 --> 01:14:54.454
<i>and not coming back?</i>

1212
01:14:54.455 --> 01:14:55.539
Who is this?

1213
01:14:57.082 --> 01:14:58.334
<i>We've met before.</i>

1214
01:14:58.834 --> 01:15:00.001
<i>Forget me not.</i>

1215
01:15:00.002 --> 01:15:01.961
<i>Ally! Ally! No!</i>

1216
01:15:01.962 --> 01:15:04.005
<i>Don't-- Do not--</i>

1217
01:15:04.006 --> 01:15:05.716
<i>St. Valentine's Chapel.</i>

1218
01:15:06.425 --> 01:15:08.384
<i>Come alone or he dies.</i>

1219
01:15:08.385 --> 01:15:09.470
Okay.

1220
01:15:10.054 --> 01:15:12.640
<i>Call for help, he dies.</i>

1221
01:15:13.265 --> 01:15:14.934
Okay. Just please
don't hurt him.

1222
01:15:16.352 --> 01:15:18.312
<i>That's up to you, sweetheart.</i>

1223
01:16:03.190 --> 01:16:05.526
<i>They say love is blind</i>

1224
01:16:06.443 --> 01:16:09.029
<i>and lovers cannot see,</i>

1225
01:16:11.991 --> 01:16:16.245
<i>the pretty follies
that they themselves commit.</i>

1226
01:16:18.080 --> 01:16:21.250
<i>But love isn't blind...</i>

1227
01:16:29.466 --> 01:16:30.467
is it?

1228
01:16:31.719 --> 01:16:32.845
Wait, you're--

1229
01:16:34.180 --> 01:16:35.181
It's me.

1230
01:16:37.516 --> 01:16:38.517
David.

1231
01:16:43.439 --> 01:16:44.565
The IT guy.

1232
01:16:45.858 --> 01:16:47.943
Wait, who the fuck
did we kill then?

1233
01:16:49.278 --> 01:16:50.321
Eli.

1234
01:16:50.821 --> 01:16:52.990
Poor, stupid Eli.

1235
01:16:53.449 --> 01:16:54.991
You guys were a couple?

1236
01:16:54.992 --> 01:16:56.368
Couple? No. No.

1237
01:16:58.829 --> 01:16:59.830
Throuple.

1238
01:17:03.626 --> 01:17:06.337
Love looks with eyes wide open.

1239
01:17:08.130 --> 01:17:10.549
Seeking what the heart desires
the most.

1240
01:17:12.468 --> 01:17:13.469
A partner.

1241
01:17:14.929 --> 01:17:16.472
Its true companion.

1242
01:17:21.894 --> 01:17:24.605
I found mine ten years ago
in a chat room.

1243
01:17:26.232 --> 01:17:27.607
David saw me.

1244
01:17:27.608 --> 01:17:29.317
He understood me

1245
01:17:29.318 --> 01:17:31.153
and I understood him.

1246
01:17:38.494 --> 01:17:39.703
We got married here.

1247
01:17:40.704 --> 01:17:43.249
You know, I didn't really
take you for the religious type.

1248
01:17:44.583 --> 01:17:47.503
No. We just like the story.

1249
01:17:50.673 --> 01:17:52.132
Saint Valentine...

1250
01:17:54.844 --> 01:17:56.095
was beheaded.

1251
01:17:59.557 --> 01:18:01.475
You murdered innocent people.

1252
01:18:02.935 --> 01:18:04.937
- Share what you love.
- Share what you love.

1253
01:18:07.231 --> 01:18:10.317
<i>And we love hunting, killing...</i>

1254
01:18:11.527 --> 01:18:12.653
<i>Deceit.</i>

1255
01:18:13.487 --> 01:18:15.531
<i>Taking turns on our victims.</i>

1256
01:18:17.157 --> 01:18:18.450
<i>Murdering couples.</i>

1257
01:18:22.037 --> 01:18:23.497
<i>- It's our kink.
- It's our kink.</i>

1258
01:18:24.874 --> 01:18:26.792
<i>Everybody's got a fetish.</i>

1259
01:18:31.797 --> 01:18:34.465
Well, too bad we wasted
your boyfriend at the drive-in.

1260
01:18:34.466 --> 01:18:37.386
Oh, God.
He wasn't our boyfriend.

1261
01:18:37.803 --> 01:18:40.805
No, Eli was just
a stupid fanboy.

1262
01:18:40.806 --> 01:18:42.473
He was obsessed with us.

1263
01:18:42.474 --> 01:18:43.725
He was obsessed with me.

1264
01:18:43.726 --> 01:18:45.436
Yeah. Learned a lot from me.

1265
01:18:46.437 --> 01:18:47.438
It just got messy.

1266
01:18:48.189 --> 01:18:49.314
Fuck!

1267
01:18:49.315 --> 01:18:50.649
<i>I almost got you at home.</i>

1268
01:18:51.483 --> 01:18:52.484
Go, go, go, go!

1269
01:18:53.861 --> 01:18:55.446
- I killed your driver.
- ...lovebirds.

1270
01:18:56.322 --> 01:18:57.530
No, no, no!
You've got the wrong people.

1271
01:18:57.531 --> 01:18:58.615
What are you--

1272
01:18:58.616 --> 01:19:01.952
And I had a blast wasting those
vile dickheads at the winery.

1273
01:19:04.246 --> 01:19:06.207
Ooh! That reminds me.

1274
01:19:07.208 --> 01:19:08.750
- Huh.
- Found this.

1275
01:19:08.751 --> 01:19:12.504
God, you're the fucking best.

1276
01:19:12.505 --> 01:19:14.005
Isn't she the fucking best?

1277
01:19:14.006 --> 01:19:15.089
Yeah, I know.

1278
01:19:15.090 --> 01:19:16.800
And as luck would have it,

1279
01:19:18.010 --> 01:19:19.219
your initials match.

1280
01:19:19.220 --> 01:19:21.889
J. Shaw.

1281
01:19:22.348 --> 01:19:25.267
Jeanine Shaw, bitch.

1282
01:19:26.519 --> 01:19:28.853
Why us? We're not even a couple.

1283
01:19:28.854 --> 01:19:31.232
Just let him go! Let him go!

1284
01:19:32.107 --> 01:19:33.358
Truth be told,

1285
01:19:33.359 --> 01:19:35.986
we were gonna kill the other
couple at the restaurant.

1286
01:19:37.404 --> 01:19:38.405
But then...

1287
01:19:39.782 --> 01:19:42.326
- we saw that kiss.
- That kiss! God!

1288
01:19:43.035 --> 01:19:46.121
Your chemistry is undeniable.

1289
01:20:00.886 --> 01:20:04.013
Well, I didn't know that murder
was a love language.

1290
01:20:04.014 --> 01:20:05.099
Try it.

1291
01:20:05.933 --> 01:20:07.184
Maybe you'll like it.

1292
01:20:12.815 --> 01:20:14.024
Pick it up.

1293
01:20:15.943 --> 01:20:16.944
Pick it up.

1294
01:20:18.112 --> 01:20:20.154
There's a single bullet
in that chamber

1295
01:20:20.155 --> 01:20:22.658
with one single choice,
him or you.

1296
01:20:32.126 --> 01:20:33.751
We may have
mistaken you for lovers

1297
01:20:33.752 --> 01:20:36.630
at the beginning of the night,
but can you prove us right?

1298
01:20:37.339 --> 01:20:39.174
Could you save
his life with yours,

1299
01:20:39.175 --> 01:20:42.553
thus proving that love
really does conquer all?

1300
01:20:44.430 --> 01:20:46.932
If you don't love him, kill him.

1301
01:20:48.309 --> 01:20:49.643
And you're free to go.

1302
01:20:53.439 --> 01:20:54.440
Wow.

1303
01:20:57.151 --> 01:20:59.862
You know,
your dedication is impressive.

1304
01:21:02.615 --> 01:21:03.991
It's twisted as fuck, but--

1305
01:21:09.496 --> 01:21:10.664
Jay.

1306
01:21:13.751 --> 01:21:16.962
I've spent so long
running from love.

1307
01:21:19.548 --> 01:21:21.467
Convinced it would destroy me.

1308
01:21:29.225 --> 01:21:30.976
I don't wanna be
that person anymore.

1309
01:21:35.898 --> 01:21:37.691
I want the storybook thing.

1310
01:21:44.782 --> 01:21:47.326
It was just one single night...

1311
01:21:51.455 --> 01:21:53.290
but I fell hard for you, Jay.

1312
01:22:02.633 --> 01:22:05.844
No, no, no. Don't do that.

1313
01:22:05.845 --> 01:22:07.720
No! No, hey.

1314
01:22:07.721 --> 01:22:09.472
Hey. Hey, no.

1315
01:22:09.473 --> 01:22:11.851
- No, no! Ally!
- Forgive me.

1316
01:22:23.320 --> 01:22:24.697
Baby, no!

1317
01:22:25.781 --> 01:22:27.073
- Come on.
- Oh, you shot me.

1318
01:22:27.074 --> 01:22:29.075
Sorry, I overcorrected.

1319
01:22:29.076 --> 01:22:30.494
That's a lucky fucking shot.

1320
01:22:38.544 --> 01:22:40.921
Ally, did you mean
what you said?

1321
01:22:42.089 --> 01:22:43.090
Come on.

1322
01:22:43.716 --> 01:22:45.009
Pookie.

1323
01:22:45.843 --> 01:22:47.302
Chop that pretty boy up.

1324
01:22:47.303 --> 01:22:48.928
I'm gonna have fun
with this one.

1325
01:22:48.929 --> 01:22:51.181
- No. No.
- Oh, yes, Mommy.

1326
01:22:51.182 --> 01:22:54.310
No! No!
Don't you fucking touch him! No!

1327
01:22:55.519 --> 01:22:56.520
No!

1328
01:22:57.188 --> 01:22:58.189
No!

1329
01:23:02.276 --> 01:23:04.028
You shouldn't
have shot me, bitch.

1330
01:23:13.662 --> 01:23:14.747
Hey, hey, come on.

1331
01:23:15.873 --> 01:23:17.041
Look at her go.

1332
01:23:20.794 --> 01:23:22.755
Oh, you don't wanna miss this,
do you?

1333
01:23:23.589 --> 01:23:25.131
Isn't she perfect?

1334
01:23:25.132 --> 01:23:26.383
You talk too much.

1335
01:23:43.526 --> 01:23:45.402
I'm gonna fucking kill you both.

1336
01:23:59.917 --> 01:24:01.126
You watching, Jay?

1337
01:24:02.503 --> 01:24:04.255
I want you to see her die.

1338
01:24:09.802 --> 01:24:11.262
Love hurts, bitch.

1339
01:25:35.179 --> 01:25:36.722
Your day fucking sucks.

1340
01:25:41.352 --> 01:25:42.353
Jay.

1341
01:25:43.187 --> 01:25:44.313
Jay. Hey.

1342
01:25:45.064 --> 01:25:46.065
Hey.

1343
01:25:46.899 --> 01:25:47.900
Hi, you.

1344
01:25:48.275 --> 01:25:49.276
Hey.

1345
01:25:54.365 --> 01:25:56.700
I think you got over
your fear of blood.

1346
01:25:58.911 --> 01:26:00.286
I'm gonna kill you.

1347
01:26:00.287 --> 01:26:02.081
I'll fucking kill you.

1348
01:26:02.581 --> 01:26:04.124
I'm gonna fucking kill you.

1349
01:26:17.763 --> 01:26:18.848
Planet saved.

1350
01:26:21.016 --> 01:26:22.226
Planet saved.

1351
01:26:48.043 --> 01:26:50.962
Now, if you told me that,
a year ago,

1352
01:26:50.963 --> 01:26:54.924
I'd be drinking
to the highest recorded sales

1353
01:26:54.925 --> 01:26:57.010
in Crystal Cane history,
I'd say,

1354
01:26:57.011 --> 01:26:59.762
"Y'all just a lying sack
of hot trash."

1355
01:26:59.763 --> 01:27:02.600
But... here we are.

1356
01:27:03.893 --> 01:27:07.479
And it's all thanks
to these two marketing mavens.

1357
01:27:11.066 --> 01:27:13.110
Right here. These two.

1358
01:27:14.153 --> 01:27:16.070
Now, Ally. I am,

1359
01:27:16.071 --> 01:27:17.822
believe it or not,
mildly devastated

1360
01:27:17.823 --> 01:27:19.533
that this is your last day.

1361
01:27:20.075 --> 01:27:22.911
But I am proud of you for going,
pursuing your dreams,

1362
01:27:22.912 --> 01:27:24.704
going back to doctor school.

1363
01:27:24.705 --> 01:27:27.165
All told, I really do hope
that you're better with a needle

1364
01:27:27.166 --> 01:27:28.792
than you are with a pitch deck!

1365
01:27:31.587 --> 01:27:32.879
To success!

1366
01:27:32.880 --> 01:27:34.756
- To success!
- To success.

1367
01:27:34.757 --> 01:27:35.841
Wait.

1368
01:27:37.468 --> 01:27:38.469
To love.

1369
01:27:45.559 --> 01:27:46.560
Hey, baby.

1370
01:27:47.144 --> 01:27:48.145
Hi.

1371
01:27:49.104 --> 01:27:50.146
What did I miss?

1372
01:27:50.147 --> 01:27:52.315
Hey, do you think it's weird
having a date here

1373
01:27:52.316 --> 01:27:54.108
after everything that happened?

1374
01:27:54.109 --> 01:27:55.486
Nope. Not to me.

1375
01:27:56.362 --> 01:27:58.864
This is where I realized
that I was in love with you.

1376
01:27:59.198 --> 01:28:01.533
So, feels symbolic.

1377
01:28:01.534 --> 01:28:03.160
Okay. Symbolic?

1378
01:28:03.786 --> 01:28:05.037
You think it's symb--

1379
01:28:06.247 --> 01:28:08.915
Listen, don't freak out.
Don't freak out.

1380
01:28:08.916 --> 01:28:11.377
I know stuff like this
can freak you out, but...

1381
01:28:14.213 --> 01:28:16.340
Ally, this has been
the best year of my life.

1382
01:28:18.592 --> 01:28:19.593
So...

1383
01:28:21.595 --> 01:28:23.097
will you move in with me?

1384
01:28:32.398 --> 01:28:33.399
Jay, I--

1385
01:28:35.526 --> 01:28:36.735
I don't know what to say.

1386
01:28:38.070 --> 01:28:40.822
Yeah, no. I--I know
where that's going.

1387
01:28:40.823 --> 01:28:42.198
- It's okay.
- No, I--

1388
01:28:42.199 --> 01:28:43.450
I don't want a key.

1389
01:28:46.120 --> 01:28:47.121
I don't want a key.

1390
01:28:51.542 --> 01:28:52.543
I want you.

1391
01:29:06.432 --> 01:29:07.683
Jay Simmonds...

1392
01:29:10.519 --> 01:29:11.645
will you marry me?

1393
01:29:23.073 --> 01:29:24.074
Yes.

1394
01:29:25.034 --> 01:29:26.618
- Yes?
- Yes. Yes.

1395
01:29:26.619 --> 01:29:30.039
A million fucking times, yes.

1396
01:31:23.777 --> 01:31:24.777
Hello?

1397
01:31:24.778 --> 01:31:26.112
<i>Roses are red,</i>

1398
01:31:26.113 --> 01:31:27.990
<i>violets are blue.</i>

1399
01:31:29.074 --> 01:31:32.119
<i>Guess who just took
a picture of you?</i>

1400
01:31:32.828 --> 01:31:33.829
Who is this?

1401
01:31:35.080 --> 01:31:36.289
Relax, bitch.

1402
01:31:36.290 --> 01:31:37.373
<i>Too soon?</i>

1403
01:31:37.374 --> 01:31:39.334
Monica, that's not funny!

1404
01:31:39.335 --> 01:31:40.920
Where even are you?

1405
01:31:41.795 --> 01:31:42.795
Did you get it?

1406
01:31:42.796 --> 01:31:44.297
Of course, I got it.
Are you kidding me?

1407
01:31:44.298 --> 01:31:45.381
You look super cute.

1408
01:31:45.382 --> 01:31:46.966
I mean,
I would have gotten a manicure,

1409
01:31:46.967 --> 01:31:48.593
but I told you that,
and you're fine with that.

1410
01:31:48.594 --> 01:31:50.720
You're a natural gal.
You look great.

1411
01:31:50.721 --> 01:31:54.475
Okay, enjoy the movie, fiancés.
Love you.

1412
01:31:56.268 --> 01:31:58.145
Ally? Hello?