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<i>Another Cup with Liza Brown.</i>

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<i>And here she is!</i>

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Welcome to Another Cup
with Liza Brown.

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Hi!

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Our guest host this week

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is none other than lifestyle
guru and author

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of Volume 1 through 12
of Joy to the World.

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Please welcome, Joy Edwards.

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Great to have you, Joy.

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Oh, it's great to be here, Liza.

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You know not only write about
the perfect lifestyle,

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you live it. Are you a perfectionist?

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Absolutely not.

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As long as everything
is exactly as it should be,

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I'm totally flexible.

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Speaking of perfect,
your country home, Goose Lane!

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Ooh!

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Oh, it's almost too good to be true.

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Unreal. Tell us about
Christmas at Goose Lane.

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Well, for me, the holidays
are all about family.

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I mean, we trim the tree,
we hang the stocking.

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And of course, those long,
romantic walks

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to the refrigerator.

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Your fans love you so much

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because we feel like we know
you and your family.

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Tori and Tommy, they're 8 and 13 now.

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Oh, where does the time?

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Oh, your mom and dad. Will we
ever get to meet them all?

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Uh, well, not if I'm going
to continue selling books.

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No, they're as wonderful
as you would expect.

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But privacy is important to us.

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At least tell us your recipe
for a happy marriage.

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I'm not sure there's a recipe for that.

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But I will say to all the ladies out there...

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No matter how long it takes,
pick the right guy.

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Find the one that ruins your
lipstick, not your mascara.

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You heard it form the source,
folks. She writes about it,

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she lives it. Now, let's see her cook it!

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If you set the table
and put it on a nice plate,

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even bad food tastes better.

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Girl, I'm going to
your house for Christmas.

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Well, I'll set an extra plate.

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If you're looking for
a last minute holiday gift,

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look no further than "Joy to the World:

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Christmas at Goose Lane".

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We'll be back with more Joy Edwards

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after these messages. Santa's watching,

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so be nice and stay tuned.

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Oh.

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Reset the island, please.

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This is great. Your Insta is blowing up.

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Is the week over yet?

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It's Monday, Joy.

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Yeah, I don't know how
I'm going to keep this up.

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Hey, are you kidding? You're a natural.

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Yeah, that's what scares me.

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Yeah, you know what scares
me? Plummeting sales.

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I meant what I said, Josh,
this is my last book.

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I need a life.

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Okay, Joy, sweetie,

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you have an SUV and a chauffeur
waiting in the freezing cold

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to drive you home. This is a life.

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We need you
in a second here, okay?

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One second. I need a real life.

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Trust me, it's overrated.

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Merry Christmas!

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Miss Edwards.

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Hey, that was a cute accent.

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Thank you.

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Thought I would spice things up a bit.

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Caught the show. You were
brilliant as always.

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Oh, really? I was so nervous.

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Although you did steal my line about

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romantic walks to the fridge.

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Sorry.

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It's all good. I'll let you slide.

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Besides, now I can tell my
patrons I've been quoted on TV.

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Um, a food show.

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I'll leave that point out.

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So, drive-thru?

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Spicy burritos and iceberg shakes.

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- Ice fire sauce?
- Chili fries.

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♪ I had a dream last night ♪

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♪ You were by my side ♪

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♪ At that special time of year ♪

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♪ I woke up to the snow ♪

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♪ Merry songs on the radio ♪

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♪ I turn around and there
you were, my dear ♪

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♪ And now that I'm here with you ♪

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♪ I know... ♪♪♪

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Thank you for doing this.
It's so embarrassing.

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Hey, come on, who hasn't
used as a fake chauffeur

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now and then?

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Well, tomorrow, I'm taking an Uber.

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Yeah, Uber my dead body.

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Hey, come on, it's the least I can do.

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You've been letting me crash
in your guest house

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since Thanksgiving.

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You know you can stay here
as long as you like.

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Well, thank you, but like I said,

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I'll be outta your hair before the holidays.

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Holidays? What holidays?

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Oh, hold on.

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Ooh, Redhead. That's new for you.

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Yeah, she works at the bakery.

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I went in for coffee a few
times. I was... cordial.

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- You know me.
- Huh. You are a cordial guy.

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Well, I think she misread my cordiality.

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Ha. Just another person
who finds you irresistible.

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No, it's just you.

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Pfft! Ha!

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Come on, you named your
fake husband after me.

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It was another Max.

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- What other Max? What, Mad Max?
- No.

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- Max Mercury?
- No.

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- Max Schmeling?
- Who's Max Schmeling?

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Heavyweight champion
of the world, 1930.

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Uh, it was another Max.

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Yeah.

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You had your chance.

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You remember that bad diner you
used to work at?

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I remember you pretending
to like the food.

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Yeah, it took me four bowls of that stew

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to work up the courage to ask you out.

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You gave me heartburn
and a broken heart.

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I did not break your heart.

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How do you know?

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Y-you had a string of girls
waiting in the wings.

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Just like always.

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Yeah, but think of all the bad dates

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you would have spared me
if you hadn't decided

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that we were just better off as friends.

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So, the bad dates are my fault now?

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Yeah.

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Well, we are still friends.

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Well, a Goose Lane friendship,

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Volume 17.

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See you in the morning.

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Yup.

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Max von Sydow.

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The old priest in The Exorcist.

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Well, we tried.

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Ow, ow, ow, ow.

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Oh, Marta! How many times
are you gonna do that?

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Never gets old.

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And why do I bother making your bed

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when you sleep down here every night?

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It's not every night,
and I make my own bed.

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Ha! It is, according to my count.

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- Oh, well, stop counting.
- And vacuuming.

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In fact, just take the day off!

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You gave me the day off
yesterday and you

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have a show tomorrow.

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Oh.

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Did you make coffee?

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It's your turn. And not so strong.

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Aren't you gonna ask
me if I saw the show?

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Because I did.

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Dodged another bullet, if you ask me.

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Which I'm not.

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You could solve all your problems

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by putting a stop to this.

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Which I plan to, after Christmas.

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You said that last Christmas.

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Look, Mr. Merriman's
really counting on this book.

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You said that
last Christmas, too.

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Keep this up, you'll be alone
for the rest of your life.

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I'm not alone, I have you.

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And Mr. Handsome out there
in the guest house.

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He's a friend, Marta.

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Then what's he still doing here?

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- I don't know.
- His loft has water damage.

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Whatever you say.

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And don't wear that
red lipstick on camera.

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It's not your color.

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You need a little Christmas in this place.

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Oh, hey Sabrina.

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Hi, Joy. Just delivering
the wrapping paper you ordered,

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14 rolls.

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Wow, I thought I ordered two?

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Not according to my records.

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That's $146 including tax.
PayPal, Venmo or Zelle?

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Come on in. Wait, aren't you
supposed to be at school?

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It's winter break.

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Right. Okay, so you said 140?

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146, including tax.

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Right.

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My parents are spending the holidays

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with some very important
clients in Aspen.

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Oh. Are they leaving you guys alone?

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- No, our nanny's here.
- She lets us do whatever we want.

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Oh, and I have a new Christmas demo.

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I really hit the high notes this
year. I'll airdrop you.

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Okay, great. I can't wait to hear it.

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Hmm, aggressive.

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Oh, yeah. She tried to sell
me a $30 glass of lemonade

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- last summer.
- Hmm.

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What now?

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You know.

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Oh, come on! You knocked
over my reindeer.

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Watch this, dude.

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No. What did I tell you about
skateboarding in my yard, Henry?

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- I don't go by Henry anymore.
- It's "Hawk" now.

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Oh. Okay, Hawk, well fly off

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or I'm going to call your parents.

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No you're not. You said that last time.

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Uh, could you help me with
the reindeer, maybe?

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Flying away, like you told me to.

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Come on.

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It's open.

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Morning!

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Good morning.

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Oh, Max, I love it!

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Notice the gooses?

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I think it's "geeses".

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Well, these geeses are going
above your fireplace.

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Oh, come on, I couldn't.

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Well, consider it an early
Christmas present.

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Thank you.

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I gotta find a new bakery.

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Wouldn't it be just more
cordial to message her back?

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I have.

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I just wanted a cup of coffee.
And it wasn't even coffee,

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it was decaf.

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Anyway, you ready to roll?

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Hey, you heard from
the Frankie Vinny Gallery.

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Standard form rejection letter.

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Aw, I'm sorry. It's their loss.

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Pretty sure it's mine.

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They're the second best
gallery in the city.

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Yeah, but you're not gonna
settle for second.

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You're gonna get the best.

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Whoa.

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All right.

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The best, huh?

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Good morning, Freddie.

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Good morning, Joy.

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Just some bills. I'm sorry.

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I'm uh, I'm glad I caught
you before the holidays.

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Ooh.

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Oh wow, a cup of coffee for me?

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- Yes, for you.
- Oh, wow.

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And... for you, dear sir.

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Oh, Joy.

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Big plans for Christmas?

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Uh no, the usual.

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You having um, dinner with your son?

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I'm by myself this year.

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He took a job in California, 94123.

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Ah.

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Thanks for this.

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- You deserve it.
- Okay.

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See ya.

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Above all, cooking should be fun.

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00:15:56.830 --> 00:15:59.970
Gingerbread open house, made by
my daughter, Tori.

261
00:16:00.037 --> 00:16:02.308
I think real estate's in her future.

262
00:16:03.611 --> 00:16:05.046
You see this castle?

263
00:16:05.114 --> 00:16:07.194
Designed by her brother, Tommy.
Ooh! Wow!

264
00:16:07.218 --> 00:16:10.090
You see the moat? He's going
through a privacy phase.

265
00:16:11.326 --> 00:16:14.866
And don't forget, when you sit
down to Christmas dinner,

266
00:16:14.932 --> 00:16:18.274
try everything. You don't want
to look back and think

267
00:16:18.340 --> 00:16:20.277
oh, I could have eaten that.

268
00:16:20.911 --> 00:16:22.782
We'll be back with more
Joy Edwards

269
00:16:22.848 --> 00:16:24.585
after these messages.

270
00:16:25.721 --> 00:16:27.492
Camera 3, hit mark.

271
00:16:27.558 --> 00:16:30.130
Let's see. All right, that's it. That's good.

272
00:16:30.831 --> 00:16:33.035
This has been the longest week ever.

273
00:16:33.103 --> 00:16:35.174
Tell me it's Friday.

274
00:16:35.241 --> 00:16:37.678
Tell me it's not still Thursday.

275
00:16:38.414 --> 00:16:40.852
- Merriman's here.
- What?

276
00:16:40.918 --> 00:16:42.454
Joy.

277
00:16:42.521 --> 00:16:44.392
Mr. Merriman.

278
00:16:44.459 --> 00:16:46.496
Oh, how wonderful to see you.

279
00:16:46.563 --> 00:16:47.965
It's been too long.

280
00:16:48.032 --> 00:16:50.838
- Oh, not that long.
- Volume 11, Goose Lane Easter.

281
00:16:50.905 --> 00:16:53.644
Well, many meals ago.

282
00:16:53.711 --> 00:16:54.888
You know I've always thought of you

283
00:16:54.912 --> 00:16:56.116
as the daughter I never had.

284
00:16:56.183 --> 00:16:59.188
- Thank you.
- That means so much to me.

285
00:17:00.457 --> 00:17:01.927
And I don't need to tell you,

286
00:17:01.993 --> 00:17:03.831
sales have been a little disappointing.

287
00:17:03.897 --> 00:17:06.636
But I'm happy to report
they've been up considerably

288
00:17:06.703 --> 00:17:08.206
since you've been on the air.

289
00:17:08.273 --> 00:17:11.011
Oh, that's great!

290
00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:14.786
Uh, actually, I've been
meaning to talk to you.

291
00:17:14.852 --> 00:17:18.861
Um, I think it might be time
to end the book series.

292
00:17:19.596 --> 00:17:21.967
Well, I had a feeling this was coming,

293
00:17:22.034 --> 00:17:24.572
and in anticipation of the inevitable,

294
00:17:24.639 --> 00:17:27.379
Merriman Publishing
has made special plans

295
00:17:27.445 --> 00:17:28.747
to promote this book.

296
00:17:28.814 --> 00:17:31.220
If this is going to be your last,

297
00:17:31.286 --> 00:17:33.123
we're going out with a bang.

298
00:17:34.860 --> 00:17:38.200
Just thank you for always supporting me.

299
00:17:38.267 --> 00:17:39.836
I know.

300
00:17:39.902 --> 00:17:42.909
I imagine it's time for you
to start a new chapter,

301
00:17:42.976 --> 00:17:46.115
and spend more time
with your family, no doubt.

302
00:17:47.418 --> 00:17:49.723
Thank you.

303
00:17:49.789 --> 00:17:52.795
Uh, I'll save you a piece of gingerbread.

304
00:17:54.399 --> 00:17:56.035
Go. Break a leg.

305
00:17:56.103 --> 00:17:58.073
Okay, thank you.

306
00:17:59.075 --> 00:18:01.112
All right, 10 seconds, people.

307
00:18:02.549 --> 00:18:04.218
So, don't break mine.

308
00:18:04.919 --> 00:18:07.758
It's been great having
you here this week, Joy.

309
00:18:07.825 --> 00:18:09.996
Oh, has it been a week already?

310
00:18:10.064 --> 00:18:13.770
Yes, I'm afraid so. But before we go,

311
00:18:13.837 --> 00:18:15.741
I have a surprise for our audience.

312
00:18:17.178 --> 00:18:20.385
We're all going to
Goose Lane for Christmas!

313
00:18:23.624 --> 00:18:25.828
- What?
- Yes, that's right,

314
00:18:25.895 --> 00:18:28.834
Joy will be broadcasting
live from her country home

315
00:18:28.901 --> 00:18:32.040
on Christmas Eve.
Our cameras will join Max,

316
00:18:32.108 --> 00:18:34.913
the kids, and of course, Joy's parents,

317
00:18:34.979 --> 00:18:38.220
the entire Edwards family
for their traditional

318
00:18:38.287 --> 00:18:40.791
Christmas Eve dinner
with all the trimmings.

319
00:18:42.128 --> 00:18:45.067
Joy, any last words before we sign off?

320
00:18:46.302 --> 00:18:47.905
My goose is cooked.

321
00:18:53.717 --> 00:18:54.852
- Josh.
- Expense it.

322
00:18:54.919 --> 00:18:56.457
- Josh.
- Yeah? Ahem.

323
00:18:56.523 --> 00:18:57.759
What have you done?

324
00:18:57.825 --> 00:18:59.471
- It was Merriman's idea.
- He was very insistent.

325
00:18:59.495 --> 00:19:01.575
- But why didn't you...
- Oh, there's my little star.

326
00:19:01.599 --> 00:19:03.803
That was so good. You are a natural.

327
00:19:03.870 --> 00:19:06.041
- I will see you soon, okay?
- Okay.

328
00:19:07.244 --> 00:19:08.447
This is a nightmare.

329
00:19:08.514 --> 00:19:09.749
Or.

330
00:19:09.816 --> 00:19:11.420
An opportunity.

331
00:19:11.486 --> 00:19:12.722
Remember when you came to me

332
00:19:12.788 --> 00:19:14.526
with that cute, little family cookbook,

333
00:19:14.593 --> 00:19:16.963
completely unmarketable. Why?

334
00:19:17.030 --> 00:19:18.401
Because you didn't have a family.

335
00:19:18.467 --> 00:19:19.602
I made you into a brand.

336
00:19:19.669 --> 00:19:22.775
- You turned me into a liar!
- You did go along with it.

337
00:19:22.842 --> 00:19:24.812
Yeah, but I didn't think
it would get this far.

338
00:19:24.879 --> 00:19:27.585
Was Colonel Sanders
really a colonel? No.

339
00:19:27.651 --> 00:19:28.954
He was a businessman.

340
00:19:29.021 --> 00:19:30.791
Was Mrs. Fields married to Mr. Fields?

341
00:19:30.857 --> 00:19:32.094
Newsflash, they're divorced,

342
00:19:32.161 --> 00:19:33.641
but that would sell way less cookies.

343
00:19:33.697 --> 00:19:35.701
Dr. Seuss, number one children's author

344
00:19:35.768 --> 00:19:37.505
of all time, wasn't even a doctor,

345
00:19:37.571 --> 00:19:38.707
and he didn't have any kids.

346
00:19:38.773 --> 00:19:41.011
Which is why we don't go to their house

347
00:19:41.079 --> 00:19:43.917
for fried chicken and bedtime stories.

348
00:19:45.053 --> 00:19:48.093
Oh, God. Please fix this.

349
00:19:48.160 --> 00:19:49.328
I can't.

350
00:19:49.395 --> 00:19:53.470
Christmas Eve is in
three days. That's 72 hours.

351
00:19:54.506 --> 00:19:57.812
- You'll think of something.
- You are Joy Edwards.

352
00:20:07.231 --> 00:20:09.435
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪

353
00:20:09.502 --> 00:20:12.975
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ 'Tis the se... ♪

354
00:20:13.042 --> 00:20:15.714
Awful.

355
00:20:20.791 --> 00:20:21.959
It's open.

356
00:20:23.730 --> 00:20:25.300
Hey.

357
00:20:26.202 --> 00:20:27.571
Hey.

358
00:20:30.744 --> 00:20:33.249
I found nutcrackers.

359
00:20:33.984 --> 00:20:37.091
Ice cream. Please.

360
00:20:40.964 --> 00:20:45.107
I was just thinking about
when I first saw this place,

361
00:20:45.174 --> 00:20:49.047
half a roof, broken windows,
peeling paint,

362
00:20:49.115 --> 00:20:52.755
a family of geese on an overgrown lawn,

363
00:20:52.822 --> 00:20:56.229
and I knew this was it.

364
00:20:56.296 --> 00:20:58.500
This was gonna be the place
I called home.

365
00:20:58.566 --> 00:21:00.437
A real home.

366
00:21:02.475 --> 00:21:05.314
And now I guess I have
to move to another planet.

367
00:21:05.381 --> 00:21:09.422
Whatever happens, you'll get through it.

368
00:21:09.489 --> 00:21:11.660
Maybe I should just call Mr. Merriman

369
00:21:11.727 --> 00:21:13.397
and get this over with.

370
00:21:13.464 --> 00:21:16.302
But you know he thinks
of me as a daughter?

371
00:21:16.369 --> 00:21:18.707
Children disappoint their
parents all the time.

372
00:21:18.773 --> 00:21:21.546
Oh, he's gonna be crushed.

373
00:21:21.613 --> 00:21:23.851
And the publishing house.

374
00:21:23.918 --> 00:21:26.889
I mean...

375
00:21:26.956 --> 00:21:28.961
Christmas is all about book sales.

376
00:21:29.028 --> 00:21:31.600
Let's not forget about the birth of Jesus.

377
00:21:31.666 --> 00:21:33.236
Oh.

378
00:21:34.172 --> 00:21:36.476
- I'm a horrible person.
- You're not.

379
00:21:36.543 --> 00:21:42.589
I invented a husband,
and kids, and a chicken coop,

380
00:21:42.655 --> 00:21:44.226
to sell Christmas books.

381
00:21:44.292 --> 00:21:46.329
Like, I don't even have a Christmas tree.

382
00:21:48.233 --> 00:21:50.971
Well, too bad you made me your driver.

383
00:21:51.038 --> 00:21:52.942
Could have made me
your husband. Heh.

384
00:21:57.117 --> 00:21:58.353
What did you just say?

385
00:21:58.420 --> 00:22:00.257
Too bad you made me your driver.

386
00:22:00.324 --> 00:22:01.492
No, after that.

387
00:22:02.929 --> 00:22:04.965
You could have made me your husband.

388
00:22:05.835 --> 00:22:07.204
That could work.

389
00:22:07.271 --> 00:22:08.573
What?

390
00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:09.976
Well, nobody saw your face.

391
00:22:10.043 --> 00:22:12.548
You had a hat on, and sunglasses.

392
00:22:13.383 --> 00:22:14.619
That's it!

393
00:22:15.488 --> 00:22:18.427
I just have to get through one
dinner, like a couple hours.

394
00:22:18.494 --> 00:22:20.197
Turkey, pie, and they're out the door,

395
00:22:20.264 --> 00:22:23.504
then I can bow out gracefully,
Mr. Merriman won't be mad at me,

396
00:22:23.570 --> 00:22:25.974
and then

397
00:22:26.041 --> 00:22:28.980
it would just be like assembling
a gingerbread house

398
00:22:29.047 --> 00:22:31.352
with little people inside.

399
00:22:32.254 --> 00:22:34.559
Joy, now you're starting to worry me.

400
00:22:34.626 --> 00:22:36.863
I'm going to put together
the perfect family:

401
00:22:36.930 --> 00:22:39.536
mom, dad, kids, adoring husband.

402
00:22:39.602 --> 00:22:41.906
I mean, who wouldn't want
to spend Christmas Eve

403
00:22:41.973 --> 00:22:44.712
pretending to be a fake family on TV?

404
00:22:44.779 --> 00:22:46.116
Uh, people with real lives.

405
00:22:46.182 --> 00:22:48.219
Opening presents with Tommy and Tori.

406
00:22:48.286 --> 00:22:51.059
Mom and Dad sipping eggnog
by a roaring fireplace.

407
00:22:51.126 --> 00:22:52.895
Your fireplace doesn't work!

408
00:22:52.962 --> 00:22:54.162
I can borrow chickens, kids.

409
00:22:54.198 --> 00:22:57.104
- Kids?
- Kids. How do I get kids?

410
00:22:57.738 --> 00:22:59.943
Oh, I'll hire actors.

411
00:23:00.678 --> 00:23:04.152
But what if I hire a mother
who goes on to star in a movie

412
00:23:04.219 --> 00:23:05.220
as someone else's mother?

413
00:23:05.287 --> 00:23:06.687
Yes, because that's highly likely.

414
00:23:06.722 --> 00:23:08.894
No, it's just, it's got to be
somebody I can trust

415
00:23:08.961 --> 00:23:11.599
or have something over.

416
00:23:13.937 --> 00:23:15.541
What do you have on me?

417
00:23:15.607 --> 00:23:17.678
Just tell me you'll do it.

418
00:23:17.745 --> 00:23:19.215
Be my husband.

419
00:23:19.281 --> 00:23:22.755
- Is this a proposal?
- Because if it is, it needs work.

420
00:23:22.822 --> 00:23:24.262
Come on. You already have the name.

421
00:23:24.325 --> 00:23:27.098
Yeah. What about all the other Maxes?

422
00:23:27.165 --> 00:23:29.302
Nobody knows me like you do.

423
00:23:29.369 --> 00:23:31.206
You're the only person in the world

424
00:23:31.273 --> 00:23:33.110
- who really gets me.
- Do we need a prenup?

425
00:23:33.176 --> 00:23:34.712
I don't, if you don't.

426
00:23:34.779 --> 00:23:36.549
- Can we kiss on camera?
- I suppose.

427
00:23:36.616 --> 00:23:39.555
- Can we practice now?
- Let's just wing it.

428
00:23:41.960 --> 00:23:43.997
Okay. I'm in.

429
00:23:44.065 --> 00:23:45.367
- Really?
- Yes, I will marry you

430
00:23:45.434 --> 00:23:48.974
and stay married to you until
dessert do us part.

431
00:23:49.041 --> 00:23:51.112
Ha, ha, ha!

432
00:23:51.179 --> 00:23:54.752
Mr. Joy Edwards, you've just
made me the happiest

433
00:23:54.819 --> 00:23:56.522
- woman on earth.
- You're welcome.

434
00:24:07.678 --> 00:24:09.481
Huh.

435
00:24:34.665 --> 00:24:36.803
Good morning, Marta!

436
00:24:36.870 --> 00:24:39.642
You made coffee. It was my day.

437
00:24:42.115 --> 00:24:44.619
Too strong. Again.

438
00:24:44.686 --> 00:24:46.155
Do you have a minute?

439
00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:50.230
We have a situation.

440
00:24:50.297 --> 00:24:53.603
Ha, ha, no, you have a situation. I saw it.

441
00:24:54.806 --> 00:24:56.109
All of this phony-baloney stuff,

442
00:24:56.175 --> 00:24:58.079
I knew it would catch up with you.

443
00:24:58.146 --> 00:24:59.882
Okay, I appreciate your concern,

444
00:24:59.949 --> 00:25:01.485
but I think we can get through this.

445
00:25:01.552 --> 00:25:03.189
Again, no "we".

446
00:25:05.394 --> 00:25:08.500
What are you doing on Christmas Eve?

447
00:25:08.567 --> 00:25:11.072
My brother and his wife
are having a party.

448
00:25:11.139 --> 00:25:12.317
But you don't like your brother.

449
00:25:12.341 --> 00:25:13.410
Because he's a mooch.

450
00:25:13.477 --> 00:25:15.681
And his wife is a social climber.

451
00:25:15.748 --> 00:25:17.118
But they have an indoor pool.

452
00:25:17.184 --> 00:25:19.722
I have a better offer.

453
00:25:19.789 --> 00:25:20.991
I'm listening.

454
00:25:21.059 --> 00:25:22.795
Yeah, it might not seem better at first,

455
00:25:22.862 --> 00:25:25.334
it's more of a favor

456
00:25:25.401 --> 00:25:27.204
I want you to be my mother.

457
00:25:28.407 --> 00:25:30.210
- What?
- For the show.

458
00:25:30.277 --> 00:25:33.015
One night. N-not even a night. A dinner.

459
00:25:33.083 --> 00:25:36.389
Now who's gonna believe I'm
old enough to be your mother?

460
00:25:36.456 --> 00:25:40.130
Uh, you had me when
you were very young.

461
00:25:42.100 --> 00:25:45.106
And if I do this, what's in it for me?

462
00:25:45.173 --> 00:25:46.442
A raise.

463
00:25:48.447 --> 00:25:51.353
A raise won't be necessary.

464
00:25:51.419 --> 00:25:53.256
Because I'd like to retire.

465
00:25:54.425 --> 00:25:57.330
Oh. Yeah, of course.

466
00:25:57.397 --> 00:25:59.234
Um, yeah, if that's what you want.

467
00:25:59.301 --> 00:26:00.571
With a generous holiday bonus

468
00:26:00.637 --> 00:26:04.278
and a retirement package
for my years of devoted service.

469
00:26:05.080 --> 00:26:08.253
I wouldn't have it any other way.

470
00:26:08.320 --> 00:26:10.057
Oh, no, no.

471
00:26:10.123 --> 00:26:11.525
Let's put it in writing.

472
00:26:12.762 --> 00:26:15.133
After all these years, you don't trust me?

473
00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:16.836
I don't trust anyone.

474
00:26:16.903 --> 00:26:19.275
But we're practically family.

475
00:26:19.342 --> 00:26:22.214
In that case, you can do the dishes.

476
00:26:31.499 --> 00:26:33.136
Henry.

477
00:26:33.202 --> 00:26:34.438
It's Hawk.

478
00:26:34.505 --> 00:26:36.609
Is that the name on your driver's license?

479
00:26:36.675 --> 00:26:38.556
Is that the name
on your driver's license?

480
00:26:38.580 --> 00:26:40.380
Ah, I didn't know they
were giving those out

481
00:26:40.417 --> 00:26:42.354
to 15-year-olds.

482
00:26:42.421 --> 00:26:44.559
Your dad must be so proud.

483
00:26:44.625 --> 00:26:47.998
And so generous of him to be
letting you drive his car

484
00:26:48.066 --> 00:26:49.768
while he's out of town.

485
00:26:49.835 --> 00:26:51.873
Oh, Aspen, isn't it?

486
00:26:53.042 --> 00:26:55.380
Look, I'm sorry for knocking
over your Christmas display.

487
00:26:55.447 --> 00:26:58.420
And I'll stop skateboarding in your yard.

488
00:26:58.486 --> 00:27:01.326
If you cut me some slack,
I will shovel your driveway

489
00:27:01.392 --> 00:27:03.063
for the rest of the winter.

490
00:27:03.130 --> 00:27:06.702
Hmm. Did your nanny put you up to this?

491
00:27:07.738 --> 00:27:09.776
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

492
00:27:09.842 --> 00:27:11.879
That won't be necessary.

493
00:27:14.151 --> 00:27:16.021
That is so chill.

494
00:27:16.089 --> 00:27:17.825
I swear, you'll never see me again.

495
00:27:17.892 --> 00:27:19.128
Oh, no, no, no. Not so fast.

496
00:27:19.195 --> 00:27:22.501
In an hour, bring your sister.

497
00:27:23.436 --> 00:27:25.707
All right, let's just cut to the chase.

498
00:27:25.773 --> 00:27:29.282
I am hosting a live TV special
here on Christmas Eve,

499
00:27:29.349 --> 00:27:31.319
and I need you to pose as my family.

500
00:27:31.385 --> 00:27:33.256
I'm going to be on TV?

501
00:27:33.323 --> 00:27:35.393
Well, it's the Home Cooking Channel.

502
00:27:35.460 --> 00:27:36.962
Recurring or guest shot?

503
00:27:37.029 --> 00:27:38.166
Just one night.

504
00:27:38.233 --> 00:27:39.745
- But it can turn into more.
- Like a spin-off?

505
00:27:39.769 --> 00:27:41.372
Why aren't you using your real family?

506
00:27:41.439 --> 00:27:43.610
You're on a need-to-know basis, kid.

507
00:27:43.677 --> 00:27:45.413
Uh, it's okay.

508
00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:47.651
Uh, the truth is, I don't have one.

509
00:27:47.718 --> 00:27:50.490
You're pulling a con job? Cool.

510
00:27:51.559 --> 00:27:53.262
What? We're all thinking it.

511
00:27:53.329 --> 00:27:57.504
I was raised in
foster homes. A lot of them.

512
00:27:57.571 --> 00:28:00.677
I've basically been on my own ever since.

513
00:28:00.744 --> 00:28:02.281
I'm so sorry, Joy.

514
00:28:02.347 --> 00:28:04.385
Oh no, it was a long time ago.

515
00:28:04.451 --> 00:28:07.857
I thought I'd have a family,
I wanted a family,

516
00:28:07.924 --> 00:28:10.497
and then there was a book,
and then there was another book,

517
00:28:10.564 --> 00:28:11.933
and another book and...

518
00:28:11.999 --> 00:28:13.236
And now you're caught?

519
00:28:13.302 --> 00:28:14.914
Just like you, driving without a license.

520
00:28:14.938 --> 00:28:17.711
You took Dad's car again? I'm telling.

521
00:28:17.778 --> 00:28:19.098
Go ahead. You wear Mom's makeup.

522
00:28:19.148 --> 00:28:21.051
Hey, there is no fighting

523
00:28:21.118 --> 00:28:22.454
at the Edwards house.

524
00:28:22.520 --> 00:28:25.460
Dude, you really haven't
been around a real family.

525
00:28:25.527 --> 00:28:29.000
It's not "dude", it's "Mom".

526
00:28:29.068 --> 00:28:31.138
Question, who's our dad?

527
00:28:31.205 --> 00:28:33.376
Me and the old ball and chain here,

528
00:28:33.443 --> 00:28:35.914
I mean your lovely mother,

529
00:28:35.981 --> 00:28:38.620
we gotta run down some deets,
so listen up.

530
00:28:38.687 --> 00:28:43.263
Sabrina, you will be our
adorable daughter, Tori.

531
00:28:43.330 --> 00:28:44.565
I could work with that.

532
00:28:44.632 --> 00:28:47.237
And you will be our
thoughtful son, Tommy.

533
00:28:47.304 --> 00:28:49.542
Tommy? Can't I get a cooler name?

534
00:28:49.609 --> 00:28:52.214
No. And you're 13, so you'd better shave.

535
00:28:52.280 --> 00:28:53.516
Thirteen?

536
00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:58.426
Mom, you taught me my first recipe.

537
00:28:58.493 --> 00:29:00.597
And Dad, you put up with Mom.

538
00:29:00.664 --> 00:29:03.270
Uh, what's our relationship like?

539
00:29:03.336 --> 00:29:04.771
Strained.

540
00:29:05.741 --> 00:29:07.778
Just like my first marriage.

541
00:29:07.845 --> 00:29:08.947
I'm not surprised.

542
00:29:09.013 --> 00:29:10.984
This is starting to
sound like a real family.

543
00:29:11.051 --> 00:29:12.721
- Yep.
- Mm-hmm.

544
00:29:12.788 --> 00:29:15.860
I remember the first time we met.

545
00:29:15.927 --> 00:29:18.966
We were 19 years old.
It was love at first sight.

546
00:29:19.033 --> 00:29:21.806
Well, for her anyway.
Took me a little longer.

547
00:29:22.708 --> 00:29:27.217
Wheeled up to Maui. Got hitched
right there on the beach.

548
00:29:27.284 --> 00:29:29.255
Sorry, Mom, Dad, you
were there in spirit.

549
00:29:29.322 --> 00:29:32.094
I would have liked to have been invited.

550
00:29:32.161 --> 00:29:35.032
But you saved us from
shelling out for the wedding.

551
00:29:37.036 --> 00:29:40.008
My wife and I may bicker from
time to time, but

552
00:29:40.076 --> 00:29:42.448
that's only 'cause we
love each other so much.

553
00:29:42.515 --> 00:29:46.789
Oh, and uh, ha, ha,
we're the kinda couple

554
00:29:46.856 --> 00:29:48.593
that can't keep our hands off each other.

555
00:29:48.659 --> 00:29:50.029
Gross!

556
00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:54.338
Uh, okay, and

557
00:29:54.405 --> 00:29:57.444
you are going to learn
the highlighted sections

558
00:29:57.510 --> 00:30:00.884
with your names, because

559
00:30:00.951 --> 00:30:05.227
we got three days to make this right.

560
00:30:44.238 --> 00:30:46.376
You have a visitor.

561
00:30:46.442 --> 00:30:48.680
Oh, who is it?

562
00:30:48.747 --> 00:30:50.717
- Josh!
- Okay, well,

563
00:30:50.784 --> 00:30:52.964
it took some convincing and
if I'm being completely honest,

564
00:30:52.988 --> 00:30:56.262
some money and a free air fryer but

565
00:30:56.329 --> 00:30:58.400
my family is yours for the holiday.

566
00:30:58.467 --> 00:31:00.136
- What?
- Now, my brother is single

567
00:31:00.203 --> 00:31:01.539
and a bit socially awkward but he

568
00:31:01.605 --> 00:31:03.175
agreed to be your husband,
as long as he

569
00:31:03.242 --> 00:31:04.387
- doesn't have to talk.
- Josh...

570
00:31:04.411 --> 00:31:05.881
Don't need to thank me.

571
00:31:05.947 --> 00:31:07.918
A few caveats, my mom could be
a bit critical,

572
00:31:07.985 --> 00:31:10.290
and Dad suffers from dysphagia, so...

573
00:31:10.356 --> 00:31:12.361
Josh, I've got this.

574
00:31:12.428 --> 00:31:13.897
- You do?
- She does.

575
00:31:13.964 --> 00:31:15.700
I do.

576
00:31:15.767 --> 00:31:18.974
Okay, whew! 'Cause my
family's friggin' nuts.

577
00:31:21.846 --> 00:31:25.253
Oh no, that means I get
them for Christmas Eve.

578
00:31:25.320 --> 00:31:28.092
Happy Holidays, Josh.

579
00:31:28.159 --> 00:31:29.629
Please take them.

580
00:31:29.695 --> 00:31:31.098
I'll give you an air fryer.

581
00:31:31.766 --> 00:31:33.670
Look at the snow!

582
00:31:33.736 --> 00:31:34.948
See ya in the new year.

583
00:31:34.972 --> 00:31:37.077
I've decided against renting chickens,

584
00:31:37.144 --> 00:31:39.181
but I definitely am going
to need brown eggs

585
00:31:39.248 --> 00:31:40.417
from Rhode Island Reds.

586
00:31:40.483 --> 00:31:42.721
What about red eggs
from Rhode Island Browns?

587
00:31:42.788 --> 00:31:44.759
I need to clean out the coop.

588
00:31:44.825 --> 00:31:47.798
I need to get a dining room

589
00:31:47.864 --> 00:31:52.408
table. I need to get kids' bedroom sets.
I need to get dollhouses, and footballs.

590
00:31:52.474 --> 00:31:54.645
Oh, my God, how am I gonna
fill an entire

591
00:31:54.712 --> 00:31:56.282
house in a few days?

592
00:31:56.349 --> 00:31:58.051
You don't need to fill the entire house.

593
00:31:58.119 --> 00:31:59.555
We've got the living room.

594
00:31:59.622 --> 00:32:02.160
Close off the whole house
like a crime scene.

595
00:32:02.227 --> 00:32:03.663
- Yeah.
- Hmm, this is why

596
00:32:03.730 --> 00:32:06.435
- I fake married you.
- Love, ain't it grand?

597
00:32:06.502 --> 00:32:10.877
Soil, pots, winter vegetables, flowers,

598
00:32:10.944 --> 00:32:12.747
- stocking stuffers.
- Stocking stuffers?

599
00:32:12.814 --> 00:32:15.220
Yeah, unfortunately
we have to make them.

600
00:32:15.286 --> 00:32:18.626
Unless we buy premade gifts

601
00:32:18.693 --> 00:32:21.699
that look like they were handmade.

602
00:32:21.766 --> 00:32:23.136
What am I getting?

603
00:32:23.203 --> 00:32:24.405
Needlepoint.

604
00:32:24.471 --> 00:32:25.773
Oh.

605
00:32:29.648 --> 00:32:32.287
I found these old pictures of us.

606
00:32:32.354 --> 00:32:34.758
- How'd we look?
- Young.

607
00:32:34.825 --> 00:32:36.529
- Hmm.
- Do you remember

608
00:32:36.596 --> 00:32:38.499
when we went to that Christmas party

609
00:32:38.566 --> 00:32:40.403
and you were wearing a velvet suit?

610
00:32:41.037 --> 00:32:44.111
Yeah. Yeah, you had the, the big hair.

611
00:32:44.177 --> 00:32:47.050
And that black dress. We spent
the whole night

612
00:32:47.117 --> 00:32:49.822
in that old arcade
playing the Ms. Pac-Man.

613
00:32:49.889 --> 00:32:52.661
Whatever happened to Ms. Pac-Man?

614
00:32:52.728 --> 00:32:55.500
Oh well, I mean, she got married.

615
00:32:55.567 --> 00:32:56.602
To Mr. Pac-Man?

616
00:32:56.669 --> 00:32:58.640
One can only hope.

617
00:32:58.706 --> 00:33:01.145
To Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man.

618
00:33:04.685 --> 00:33:08.092
Oh, I forgot,

619
00:33:08.159 --> 00:33:09.861
I have something for you.

620
00:33:11.030 --> 00:33:13.236
You shouldn't have. I didn't.

621
00:33:13.303 --> 00:33:15.273
It's an old earring hoop.

622
00:33:15.340 --> 00:33:18.579
It may turn your finger green,
so don't get it wet.

623
00:33:21.152 --> 00:33:22.087
I do.

624
00:33:31.371 --> 00:33:33.475
You think it's big enough?

625
00:33:33.542 --> 00:33:36.249
It's tradition. The Edwards family

626
00:33:36.315 --> 00:33:38.587
always gets a ten-foot tree,

627
00:33:38.653 --> 00:33:40.190
a live ten-foot tree,

628
00:33:40.257 --> 00:33:43.262
that they plant in the yard
after New Years.

629
00:33:44.498 --> 00:33:46.769
Oh, I forgot wreaths.

630
00:33:46.836 --> 00:33:48.873
Go ahead, I got this.

631
00:33:54.016 --> 00:33:55.720
Max?

632
00:33:55.787 --> 00:33:58.426
Hey, there uh

633
00:33:58.493 --> 00:33:59.295
you.

634
00:33:59.361 --> 00:34:00.764
I've been messaging.

635
00:34:00.831 --> 00:34:03.202
Yeah, you have. Um,

636
00:34:03.269 --> 00:34:05.607
so, I'm sorry. I-I've just
been really busy, so.

637
00:34:05.674 --> 00:34:06.909
Thought we had a connection?

638
00:34:07.644 --> 00:34:10.750
Yeah. Look you were really sweet.

639
00:34:10.817 --> 00:34:13.054
Oh, my God. Is that a wedding ring?

640
00:34:13.122 --> 00:34:16.929
No. Well, I mean, yes, but
it's really just an earring.

641
00:34:16.995 --> 00:34:18.466
What, you would just take it off

642
00:34:18.533 --> 00:34:19.644
before you came to the bakery?

643
00:34:19.668 --> 00:34:21.539
Uh.

644
00:34:21.605 --> 00:34:23.109
No. It's complicated?

645
00:34:23.175 --> 00:34:24.644
You're unbelievable.

646
00:34:29.354 --> 00:34:31.325
Hmm... should I ask?

647
00:34:31.392 --> 00:34:32.861
Rather you didn't.

648
00:34:32.928 --> 00:34:35.132
Do these look homemade to you?

649
00:34:36.903 --> 00:34:39.508
And I was thinking we'd bring in the table

650
00:34:39.574 --> 00:34:42.714
from outside for dinner.

651
00:34:42.781 --> 00:34:44.751
You mean that rotted ping-pong table?

652
00:34:44.818 --> 00:34:47.624
Well, which will be covered
with a festive tablecloth

653
00:34:47.690 --> 00:34:51.499
from the Joy Edwards Holiday Collection.

654
00:34:51.566 --> 00:34:52.500
Chairs?

655
00:34:52.567 --> 00:34:55.607
Drape the lawn furniture

656
00:34:55.674 --> 00:34:59.281
and give the room a neo-classical

657
00:34:59.348 --> 00:35:01.818
boho Christmas feel.

658
00:35:04.825 --> 00:35:06.027
You're really good at this.

659
00:35:06.094 --> 00:35:07.163
Thank you.

660
00:35:08.967 --> 00:35:12.273
- Let's get some takeout.
- No, I'm cooking.

661
00:35:16.148 --> 00:35:17.450
Oh yeah.

662
00:35:19.621 --> 00:35:21.559
Can I ask you something?

663
00:35:21.625 --> 00:35:22.627
Anything.

664
00:35:22.694 --> 00:35:25.099
Back in the city, you go out a lot?

665
00:35:27.071 --> 00:35:28.873
I've had my share of first dates.

666
00:35:28.940 --> 00:35:30.676
And second dates?

667
00:35:30.743 --> 00:35:33.048
Still looking for that second date girl.

668
00:35:33.116 --> 00:35:35.153
But how can you tell in just one date?

669
00:35:35.219 --> 00:35:37.791
I could tell in the first ten
seconds if it's right or not.

670
00:35:37.858 --> 00:35:39.294
- Ten seconds?
- Yeah!

671
00:35:39.361 --> 00:35:43.203
Look, I don't want to waste
anyone's time anymore.

672
00:35:43.269 --> 00:35:45.206
When you know, you know.

673
00:35:45.273 --> 00:35:50.550
Don't look at me. I mean,
I'm married and raising kids.

674
00:35:50.617 --> 00:35:52.287
Excuses, excuses.

675
00:35:58.266 --> 00:35:59.401
Are they?

676
00:36:01.305 --> 00:36:02.373
Excuses?

677
00:36:03.943 --> 00:36:06.682
- What do you mean?
- Maybe there's a possibility

678
00:36:06.748 --> 00:36:10.724
that you went along with this
fake family thing

679
00:36:10.790 --> 00:36:12.393
to avoid having a real one?

680
00:36:13.629 --> 00:36:16.034
No, it was to sell books.

681
00:36:16.635 --> 00:36:17.971
What did you think would happen?

682
00:36:18.037 --> 00:36:19.784
Well, I didn't think anything
would happen.

683
00:36:19.808 --> 00:36:21.212
I didn't think I'd sell any.

684
00:36:21.278 --> 00:36:23.783
Well, I mean, before the books, though,

685
00:36:23.850 --> 00:36:26.088
you were always too busy working.

686
00:36:26.155 --> 00:36:29.828
The famous Joy friend-zone corner.

687
00:36:32.501 --> 00:36:36.275
I'm sorry, I don't know
what I'm talking about.

688
00:36:36.342 --> 00:36:38.179
No, you're right.

689
00:36:38.245 --> 00:36:41.152
In my experience, every time I let myself

690
00:36:41.218 --> 00:36:44.457
get close to somebody,
they just get taken away.

691
00:36:44.524 --> 00:36:46.194
So, let me get this straight.

692
00:36:47.697 --> 00:36:50.604
You only have relationships

693
00:36:50.670 --> 00:36:53.242
with people you don't feel anything for?

694
00:36:55.613 --> 00:36:57.150
They can't hurt me.

695
00:37:00.390 --> 00:37:04.698
Not everybody can be as lucky
as Mr. and Ms. Pac-Man.

696
00:37:13.182 --> 00:37:14.384
Joy.

697
00:37:16.455 --> 00:37:19.861
I uh.

698
00:37:21.231 --> 00:37:24.638
I just um

699
00:37:24.705 --> 00:37:28.445
what I wanted to say was.

700
00:37:32.052 --> 00:37:35.760
I wanted to tell you that um...

701
00:37:41.705 --> 00:37:45.113
I really

702
00:37:45.180 --> 00:37:47.450
Hold on.

703
00:37:49.187 --> 00:37:51.391
Tell him you're having
dinner with your husband.

704
00:37:52.427 --> 00:37:53.796
Just...

705
00:37:53.862 --> 00:37:57.170
Tell me you're calling to say
that the show's been cancelled?

706
00:37:57.237 --> 00:37:59.641
Nope, I'm calling to tell you
that Merriman's coming

707
00:37:59.708 --> 00:38:01.779
to Goose Lane tomorrow night!

708
00:38:01.845 --> 00:38:03.082
What? Why?

709
00:38:03.148 --> 00:38:04.860
He wants to make sure
everything's on track

710
00:38:04.884 --> 00:38:06.422
with you and the family.

711
00:38:06.489 --> 00:38:07.924
It is, isn't it?

712
00:38:09.060 --> 00:38:11.632
Uh, I'd call it more of a winding road.

713
00:38:11.699 --> 00:38:13.335
Get it on track.

714
00:38:14.036 --> 00:38:16.174
You can do this. You're Joy Edwards.

715
00:38:16.241 --> 00:38:21.016
Oh, God, I'm really starting
to hate Joy Edwards.

716
00:38:24.057 --> 00:38:26.094
Okay, what were you saying?

717
00:38:27.029 --> 00:38:28.932
Doesn't matter.

718
00:38:30.736 --> 00:38:34.378
Okay, well, I'll go rinse these.

719
00:38:34.444 --> 00:38:35.679
What about dessert?

720
00:38:35.746 --> 00:38:37.517
There'll be dessert tomorrow.

721
00:38:39.988 --> 00:38:42.894
I'm really starting
to hate Joy Edwards, too.

722
00:38:47.337 --> 00:38:50.843
Oh, oh, oh, you brought
coffee on my day?

723
00:38:50.910 --> 00:38:52.247
I made it for myself.

724
00:38:52.314 --> 00:38:54.217
There was extra.

725
00:38:55.619 --> 00:38:57.356
Since when do you sew?

726
00:38:58.092 --> 00:39:00.096
Marta, you know I do.

727
00:39:00.163 --> 00:39:02.567
It's been so long, it must
have slipped my mind.

728
00:39:02.634 --> 00:39:03.969
Good morning.

729
00:39:04.036 --> 00:39:05.316
Hello, here, let me take that.

730
00:39:05.372 --> 00:39:07.778
I brought some extra
Christmas decorations for you.

731
00:39:07.844 --> 00:39:09.381
Are you sure your parents won't mind?

732
00:39:09.448 --> 00:39:11.285
They're not back until New Years.

733
00:39:11.352 --> 00:39:13.623
Anybody home? Marta: Up here.

734
00:39:14.391 --> 00:39:16.996
Hey, why is this place called
Goose Lane?

735
00:39:17.064 --> 00:39:18.966
I've never seen a goose around here.

736
00:39:19.033 --> 00:39:21.572
Well, when I first bought the place,

737
00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:23.108
there was a whole family.

738
00:39:23.175 --> 00:39:25.746
Then when I started
the renovations, they flew away.

739
00:39:25.813 --> 00:39:28.050
And I thought when the house
was ready,

740
00:39:28.118 --> 00:39:30.957
they'd come back but they never did.

741
00:39:31.023 --> 00:39:33.729
- Grandpa's here!
- Hi, Grandpa.

742
00:39:34.564 --> 00:39:38.372
You guys, thank you so much
for doing this.

743
00:39:38.438 --> 00:39:41.078
I know that decorating
for Christmas goes way beyond

744
00:39:41.145 --> 00:39:42.145
the scope of family.

745
00:39:42.180 --> 00:39:46.454
Actually, it is what families do.

746
00:39:46.521 --> 00:39:48.024
Pfft, not ours.

747
00:39:48.092 --> 00:39:51.298
We used to. Now they hire people.

748
00:39:54.737 --> 00:39:59.948
Well, the Edwards do it
differently. Let's do this.

749
00:40:00.015 --> 00:40:02.086
How am I doing?

750
00:40:02.153 --> 00:40:07.063
- You are doing great.
- You are a natural, dear.

751
00:40:09.100 --> 00:40:11.205
Oh, thank you.

752
00:40:11.272 --> 00:40:13.108
I'm gonna go get the others.

753
00:40:17.783 --> 00:40:19.487
All right.

754
00:40:20.489 --> 00:40:21.625
Boom.

755
00:40:26.936 --> 00:40:28.672
Might as well try it.

756
00:40:30.843 --> 00:40:31.912
Ready?

757
00:40:34.350 --> 00:40:35.253
Yes!

758
00:40:35.319 --> 00:40:37.423
Okay, let's turn it off.

759
00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:48.212
Okay...

760
00:40:49.714 --> 00:40:51.519
Perfect.

761
00:40:51.585 --> 00:40:54.157
Here. Okay.

762
00:40:55.259 --> 00:40:57.597
Does this look homemade to you?

763
00:40:57.664 --> 00:40:59.234
I guess.

764
00:41:01.272 --> 00:41:02.974
What's this?

765
00:41:03.041 --> 00:41:06.982
Uh, a cell phone holder. I think.

766
00:41:07.048 --> 00:41:09.421
Or a golf tee holder.

767
00:41:09.487 --> 00:41:12.160
In your books, you
make all the stocking stuffers.

768
00:41:12.227 --> 00:41:14.164
Yeah, that was before.

769
00:41:14.231 --> 00:41:16.635
Before you became
really important?

770
00:41:17.170 --> 00:41:20.008
Oh, well here's the thing, Sabrina...

771
00:41:20.076 --> 00:41:21.712
Tori. I'm in character.

772
00:41:21.778 --> 00:41:23.216
Right.

773
00:41:23.282 --> 00:41:26.054
Sometimes when you're
creating yourself,

774
00:41:26.121 --> 00:41:29.127
you might lose a little of yourself, too.

775
00:41:29.194 --> 00:41:31.231
Well, I'm going to be just like you.

776
00:41:32.300 --> 00:41:34.471
Pretty sure you can find
a better role model.

777
00:41:34.538 --> 00:41:36.408
Oh, do you want to see the pictures?

778
00:41:36.474 --> 00:41:37.610
Yes!

779
00:41:43.355 --> 00:41:45.993
Oh, come on. Ha, ha!

780
00:41:46.061 --> 00:41:49.300
You might want to put this
one up front. It's my head shot.

781
00:41:53.408 --> 00:41:55.380
Oh, you look so grown up.

782
00:41:55.446 --> 00:41:56.446
Thank you.

783
00:41:57.751 --> 00:42:00.255
You don't want to grow
up too fast, though.

784
00:42:01.592 --> 00:42:06.235
Hey, have you ever made pine
cone napkin holders?

785
00:42:06.301 --> 00:42:08.004
You're in for a treat.

786
00:42:11.511 --> 00:42:12.781
All right.

787
00:42:14.384 --> 00:42:16.688
So, what does she have on you?

788
00:42:16.755 --> 00:42:18.158
What do you mean?

789
00:42:18.225 --> 00:42:20.129
She's got dirt on you, right?

790
00:42:21.164 --> 00:42:22.800
No dirt.

791
00:42:22.867 --> 00:42:24.437
Then why are you doing this?

792
00:42:25.673 --> 00:42:28.145
Sometimes you do things for people.

793
00:42:29.247 --> 00:42:32.220
Ah, I get it.

794
00:42:32.287 --> 00:42:34.124
There's nothing to get.

795
00:42:34.191 --> 00:42:35.960
Sure there isn't, dude.

796
00:42:36.027 --> 00:42:37.630
We're friends.

797
00:42:37.697 --> 00:42:39.500
Gotcha, friends.

798
00:42:39.567 --> 00:42:41.205
Yeah, what do you know? You're 13.

799
00:42:41.271 --> 00:42:43.242
- Fifteen.
- Yeah, well,

800
00:42:43.308 --> 00:42:45.280
you stay in your lane.

801
00:42:45.346 --> 00:42:48.386
If my math is correct,

802
00:42:48.452 --> 00:42:52.025
I've delivered Joy's mail
over 1,800 times.

803
00:42:52.093 --> 00:42:55.232
And I've cleaned this house for six years.

804
00:42:55.299 --> 00:42:57.536
Minus weekends and days off,
plus Wednesdays

805
00:42:57.603 --> 00:42:59.174
and Fridays when it's Joy's turn.

806
00:42:59.240 --> 00:43:01.511
You get Wednesdays, Fridays,
and weekends off?

807
00:43:01.578 --> 00:43:03.682
- Mm-hmm, I do.
- I'm in the wrong business.

808
00:43:03.749 --> 00:43:06.221
Feel free to take my place. I'm retiring.

809
00:43:06.288 --> 00:43:07.523
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

810
00:43:07.590 --> 00:43:09.127
Right after Christmas dinner.

811
00:43:09.194 --> 00:43:11.231
And I am not doing the dishes either.

812
00:43:11.298 --> 00:43:13.068
Although, I rarely do. That's Joy's job.

813
00:43:13.135 --> 00:43:15.206
I have thought of retiring.

814
00:43:15.273 --> 00:43:17.276
I just don't know what I'd do with myself.

815
00:43:17.343 --> 00:43:19.614
Well, I'm moving someplace warm.

816
00:43:19.681 --> 00:43:25.159
Oh, if I might make a suggestion, 33195,

817
00:43:25.226 --> 00:43:30.836
85701, and 92234.

818
00:43:30.903 --> 00:43:33.142
What are those?

819
00:43:33.209 --> 00:43:38.119
Zip codes, Miami, Tucson, Palm Springs.

820
00:43:39.654 --> 00:43:41.367
All right, whoever
collects the most pinecones

821
00:43:41.391 --> 00:43:44.831
in 30 seconds wins. One, two, three, go!

822
00:43:47.169 --> 00:43:49.875
You know, when I first started,

823
00:43:49.941 --> 00:43:51.578
she did everything herself

824
00:43:51.645 --> 00:43:56.121
the gardening, the chickens,
the decorating.

825
00:43:56.187 --> 00:43:58.425
And she cooked like a dream.

826
00:43:58.492 --> 00:44:00.963
- Why'd she stop?
- No one to cook for.

827
00:44:01.030 --> 00:44:04.971
You can't exactly have people
over, under the circumstances.

828
00:44:05.038 --> 00:44:09.715
Yeah, well, things in our
life, have a way of

829
00:44:09.781 --> 00:44:13.388
are nothing if have no one
to share them with.

830
00:44:15.359 --> 00:44:17.696
Do you have someone?

831
00:44:20.636 --> 00:44:21.972
I used to.

832
00:44:24.244 --> 00:44:26.481
I did, too.

833
00:44:41.578 --> 00:44:44.584
Hey, I just realized,
we're actually getting along.

834
00:44:44.651 --> 00:44:45.953
Yeah.

835
00:44:46.020 --> 00:44:48.325
Do you think we're
gonna be friends one day?

836
00:44:48.392 --> 00:44:50.395
Maybe in like, 20 years.

837
00:44:51.698 --> 00:44:53.635
Maybe I won't tell Dad you drove his car.

838
00:44:53.702 --> 00:44:55.038
Thanks.

839
00:44:55.706 --> 00:44:57.710
But he can still check the odometer.

840
00:44:58.378 --> 00:44:59.618
I only went around the block.

841
00:44:59.648 --> 00:45:01.818
No you didn't, you went by
Glenna Green's house

842
00:45:01.885 --> 00:45:03.489
- three times.
- Did not!

843
00:45:03.555 --> 00:45:05.426
Yes, you did. Her little brother saw you.

844
00:45:05.493 --> 00:45:07.329
Well, he's wrong.

845
00:45:09.467 --> 00:45:11.305
Do you think Max and
Joy are just friends?

846
00:45:11.372 --> 00:45:12.807
Huh, are you kidding?

847
00:45:12.874 --> 00:45:14.987
The dude's like, totally in love
with her. You see the way

848
00:45:15.011 --> 00:45:16.757
he looks at her when he thinks
she's not looking?

849
00:45:16.781 --> 00:45:19.287
- That's how you know.
- Interesting.

850
00:45:19.353 --> 00:45:20.932
I thought I saw her look at him like that

851
00:45:20.956 --> 00:45:23.696
but then she just
pretended she was knitting.

852
00:45:23.763 --> 00:45:26.835
Old people are weird. If I
liked a girl, I'd just tell her.

853
00:45:26.901 --> 00:45:29.174
That's not true. You like Glenna Green

854
00:45:29.240 --> 00:45:30.320
and you barely talk to her.

855
00:45:30.376 --> 00:45:32.746
I don't like her.

856
00:45:33.515 --> 00:45:35.219
Yes, you do. You wrote her name

857
00:45:35.286 --> 00:45:37.122
in your notebook, with a heart.

858
00:45:37.189 --> 00:45:38.992
So, now you're snooping in my room?

859
00:45:39.060 --> 00:45:41.664
Now? I've been doing
it since I was three.

860
00:46:08.552 --> 00:46:10.156
Got another one.

861
00:46:10.223 --> 00:46:11.691
I think we need more.

862
00:46:11.758 --> 00:46:13.137
We don't want to look like cheapskates.

863
00:46:13.161 --> 00:46:15.333
Well, on the other hand,
we don't want to look like

864
00:46:15.399 --> 00:46:16.811
the kind of parents who spoil our kids.

865
00:46:16.835 --> 00:46:19.307
No, we would never spoil our kids.

866
00:46:19.374 --> 00:46:21.645
That's true. So what, five more boxes?

867
00:46:21.711 --> 00:46:24.884
Hmm, ten more.

868
00:46:24.951 --> 00:46:26.287
Big ones!

869
00:46:26.354 --> 00:46:28.992
Super close. Like, huddle together.

870
00:46:29.060 --> 00:46:31.798
Get super, super close. Yes!

871
00:46:31.865 --> 00:46:33.335
No, I can't, my back is killing...

872
00:46:36.608 --> 00:46:38.779
Here we go. Bend down.

873
00:46:38.845 --> 00:46:40.449
Bend down, I can't see you. I can't see.

874
00:46:40.516 --> 00:46:42.153
Grandpa, get closer to Grandma.

875
00:46:42.220 --> 00:46:43.665
Now listen, you guys, I know

876
00:46:43.689 --> 00:46:45.668
what I'm doing here, okay?
I want the kids in the...

877
00:46:45.692 --> 00:46:46.692
I don't think that...

878
00:46:46.728 --> 00:46:48.498
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!

879
00:46:48.565 --> 00:46:50.436
Okay, I think...

880
00:46:50.502 --> 00:46:52.740
Okay, all right, all right,
so we've got a frame.

881
00:46:52.807 --> 00:46:54.844
All right, guys. Guys, five seconds.

882
00:46:54.911 --> 00:46:56.281
- Okay.
- Okay.

883
00:46:56.348 --> 00:46:58.050
Ready? All right, stay.

884
00:46:58.118 --> 00:47:01.591
Five, four, three, two, one...

885
00:47:01.658 --> 00:47:04.164
Merry Christmas!

886
00:47:07.203 --> 00:47:09.708
That was so lovely.

887
00:47:09.774 --> 00:47:10.910
Right?

888
00:47:10.976 --> 00:47:12.179
Yes.

889
00:47:15.919 --> 00:47:17.357
Hey, Hawk!

890
00:47:17.423 --> 00:47:19.127
What's on your shirt?

891
00:47:19.193 --> 00:47:21.432
Oh!

892
00:47:21.498 --> 00:47:23.936
Dude! Dude, it's on!

893
00:47:24.003 --> 00:47:25.473
Hey, hey!

894
00:47:25.539 --> 00:47:26.975
Ow!

895
00:47:27.041 --> 00:47:28.478
Uh-oh.

896
00:47:33.755 --> 00:47:37.230
♪ When you look outside
and see the snowman ♪

897
00:47:37.297 --> 00:47:40.235
♪ And Santa is on the way ♪

898
00:47:40.302 --> 00:47:45.646
♪ You can really say that it
almost nearly Christmas ♪

899
00:47:45.713 --> 00:47:49.654
♪ When we're together ♪

900
00:47:49.721 --> 00:47:52.226
♪ Together at Christmastime ♪

901
00:47:52.293 --> 00:47:58.505
♪ There's nothing better,
everything just feels so right ♪

902
00:47:58.572 --> 00:48:02.479
♪ When we're together ♪

903
00:48:02.546 --> 00:48:05.286
♪ Together at Christmas time ♪

904
00:48:05.352 --> 00:48:10.629
♪ This magic never will leave our minds ♪

905
00:48:10.696 --> 00:48:12.900
♪ Together at Christmastime ♪

906
00:48:13.902 --> 00:48:20.649
♪ So bring the Christmas
cheer wherever you go ♪

907
00:48:20.716 --> 00:48:26.961
♪ Make sure it's not in short supply ♪

908
00:48:27.028 --> 00:48:32.038
♪ And when the church bells
ring let's start the show ♪

909
00:48:33.809 --> 00:48:37.216
♪ Just hold on and enjoy the ride ♪♪♪

910
00:48:38.719 --> 00:48:41.090
Oh, my God, Mr. Merriman is here.

911
00:48:41.157 --> 00:48:43.161
Mr. Merriman.

912
00:48:43.228 --> 00:48:44.864
Hi!

913
00:48:44.931 --> 00:48:45.766
Hi, Mr. Merriman.

914
00:48:45.833 --> 00:48:48.238
So, this is Goose Lane, huh?

915
00:48:48.305 --> 00:48:50.576
I'm surprised I've never been here.

916
00:48:50.643 --> 00:48:53.182
I wasn't expecting you this early.

917
00:48:53.248 --> 00:48:55.385
Nah, I should have called.

918
00:48:55.452 --> 00:48:57.724
The good news is, you're featured in

919
00:48:57.790 --> 00:48:59.828
the Times food section tomorrow.

920
00:48:59.894 --> 00:49:01.231
Wow!

921
00:49:01.298 --> 00:49:02.400
Mm-hmm.

922
00:49:02.467 --> 00:49:05.206
So, this must be Mr. Edwards?

923
00:49:05.272 --> 00:49:07.610
- Ah, call me Max.
- Nobody calls me Mr. Edwards.

924
00:49:07.677 --> 00:49:10.182
Literally.

925
00:49:14.858 --> 00:49:19.901
Uh, will you excuse me for
a minute? I'm gonna... yeah.

926
00:49:19.968 --> 00:49:21.638
Hey! Shh!

927
00:49:22.005 --> 00:49:24.978
- Look, I apologize.
- They're not usually like this.

928
00:49:25.045 --> 00:49:29.053
No, they remind me of my own family.

929
00:49:29.120 --> 00:49:30.889
My kids are grown now,

930
00:49:30.956 --> 00:49:33.162
but I would have missed
those times for anything.

931
00:49:33.228 --> 00:49:34.664
Hmm.

932
00:49:34.731 --> 00:49:37.403
Now, I know that I sprung
this show on you

933
00:49:37.470 --> 00:49:40.208
but I think you're going to do just fine.

934
00:49:41.511 --> 00:49:42.780
Oh, oh, oh!

935
00:49:42.847 --> 00:49:45.519
Well, I've seen all I need to.

936
00:49:45.586 --> 00:49:47.357
Are you sure you don't want to come in?

937
00:49:47.423 --> 00:49:48.992
No, my driver's out front.

938
00:49:49.060 --> 00:49:50.939
I only have today to find
my wife the perfect gift.

939
00:49:50.963 --> 00:49:52.900
If I might offer some advice?

940
00:49:54.403 --> 00:49:56.808
There is a crack in everything, Joy.

941
00:49:57.343 --> 00:49:59.113
That's how the light gets in.

942
00:50:01.318 --> 00:50:02.753
Merry Christmas.

943
00:50:03.355 --> 00:50:04.824
Merry Christmas!

944
00:50:28.505 --> 00:50:31.845
Hey, were you up all
night? I saw the lights on.

945
00:50:31.911 --> 00:50:34.783
I brought you some...

946
00:50:37.623 --> 00:50:39.059
What is this?

947
00:50:39.126 --> 00:50:40.529
Your gallery.

948
00:50:42.132 --> 00:50:45.138
You mean the Mr. Joy Edwards gallery?

949
00:50:45.205 --> 00:50:49.413
By appointment only. Soon to
be seen by a TV audience.

950
00:50:49.480 --> 00:50:50.816
A cooking show audience.

951
00:50:50.883 --> 00:50:52.986
A hungry audience.

952
00:50:54.223 --> 00:50:56.594
- Thank you.
- I should be thanking you.

953
00:50:56.661 --> 00:50:57.996
Okay.

954
00:51:08.952 --> 00:51:10.789
You two are
gonna have excellent

955
00:51:10.856 --> 00:51:12.259
on-screen chemistry.

956
00:51:13.862 --> 00:51:17.536
Uh, Max, you should pick up
the desserts

957
00:51:17.603 --> 00:51:19.474
'cause the bakery
closes early on the holiday.

958
00:51:19.540 --> 00:51:21.477
Bakery by the tree lot?

959
00:51:21.544 --> 00:51:23.582
Oh.

960
00:51:23.648 --> 00:51:25.686
Don't worry. I got it.

961
00:51:25.753 --> 00:51:27.289
Can I drive? I have my permit.

962
00:51:28.425 --> 00:51:29.426
Show it to me.

963
00:51:35.338 --> 00:51:36.875
You ever drive before?

964
00:51:36.942 --> 00:51:38.779
Whenever his parents are out of town.

965
00:51:38.846 --> 00:51:41.884
I'm good. They just never let me.

966
00:51:43.655 --> 00:51:45.158
Let's go, kid.

967
00:51:49.032 --> 00:51:51.604
Create some recipes and start
some tradition.

968
00:51:51.671 --> 00:51:53.608
You'll find your meals
and your life improving.

969
00:51:53.675 --> 00:51:54.744
Who said that?

970
00:51:54.811 --> 00:51:56.714
You did, Volume 1.

971
00:51:57.449 --> 00:51:59.420
Wow! You memorized that?

972
00:52:01.324 --> 00:52:03.495
You know, you're like the only person

973
00:52:03.562 --> 00:52:04.874
who isn't being paid to be with me.

974
00:52:04.898 --> 00:52:06.567
Oh, that can't be true.

975
00:52:06.634 --> 00:52:08.372
My parents are always with clients.

976
00:52:08.438 --> 00:52:10.809
They FaceTime me every morning
to tell me they love me,

977
00:52:10.876 --> 00:52:12.112
but they're never around.

978
00:52:12.179 --> 00:52:15.819
Well, of course they love
you. How could they not?

979
00:52:15.886 --> 00:52:18.023
You're an amazing young lady.

980
00:52:18.091 --> 00:52:19.026
Really?

981
00:52:19.093 --> 00:52:21.064
Yeah. If I had a daughter,

982
00:52:21.131 --> 00:52:23.735
I'd want her to be just like you.

983
00:52:29.247 --> 00:52:30.849
Oh.

984
00:52:43.108 --> 00:52:45.412
Let's get in and out 'cause I wanna drive.

985
00:52:45.478 --> 00:52:48.985
Uh, let's get the food
home first and then I'll find

986
00:52:49.052 --> 00:52:50.823
a parking lot and you can drive around.

987
00:52:50.889 --> 00:52:52.059
That's not driving.

988
00:52:52.126 --> 00:52:53.562
Well, it's all the time I have.

989
00:52:53.628 --> 00:52:55.499
You sound like my dad.

990
00:52:55.565 --> 00:52:57.936
Hey, hey, hey come here...

991
00:53:06.454 --> 00:53:08.492
You drive home.

992
00:53:08.559 --> 00:53:10.829
- Deal?
- Deal.

993
00:53:12.366 --> 00:53:13.769
All right, kid.

994
00:53:18.278 --> 00:53:19.447
Whoa!

995
00:53:20.982 --> 00:53:22.853
What are you doing?

996
00:53:23.655 --> 00:53:25.959
Sorry. Uh

997
00:53:28.965 --> 00:53:33.374
it's already ordered,
two pies, cake, and a yule log.

998
00:53:33.441 --> 00:53:34.910
Yeah, I know that.

999
00:53:34.977 --> 00:53:36.947
- You've got it.
- Let's go get it.

1000
00:53:38.451 --> 00:53:39.753
No.

1001
00:53:39.820 --> 00:53:41.257
Why not?

1002
00:53:43.495 --> 00:53:46.167
Just there's someone in
there I don't want to see.

1003
00:53:46.233 --> 00:53:47.869
Okay, who?

1004
00:53:48.905 --> 00:53:50.809
Oh, it's your girlfriend, isn't it?

1005
00:53:51.244 --> 00:53:54.183
- No.
- Yeah? Well who could it be?

1006
00:53:54.250 --> 00:53:56.354
It's a girl. It's a, it's a girl.

1007
00:53:57.089 --> 00:53:58.492
She...

1008
00:53:58.559 --> 00:54:02.166
Remember when I said stay in
your lane? This is the time.

1009
00:54:02.233 --> 00:54:05.105
Stay in your own lane or you
lose driving privileges, okay?

1010
00:54:05.172 --> 00:54:07.976
So, you can go get that food,

1011
00:54:08.043 --> 00:54:09.289
or I'll stick you in the parking lot.

1012
00:54:09.313 --> 00:54:10.916
All right, go, just...

1013
00:54:10.982 --> 00:54:12.953
Yeah, go get the food.

1014
00:54:16.594 --> 00:54:17.963
Huh.

1015
00:54:27.083 --> 00:54:29.754
What are you chatting, kid? Come on!

1016
00:54:29.821 --> 00:54:31.457
Chatting her up.

1017
00:54:34.697 --> 00:54:35.999
Got it.

1018
00:54:39.073 --> 00:54:41.510
- There was...
- You forgot your yule log.

1019
00:54:41.577 --> 00:54:44.049
- Hey.
- You.

1020
00:54:44.116 --> 00:54:47.155
- Oh, sorry. That's also mine.
- Oh, it's all yours?

1021
00:54:47.222 --> 00:54:49.360
Just put it right there on top.

1022
00:54:49.427 --> 00:54:51.064
Dad, let's go!

1023
00:54:51.130 --> 00:54:52.900
You have a kid, too?

1024
00:54:53.535 --> 00:54:56.240
- It's the neighbor's kid.
- Are you kidding me?

1025
00:54:56.841 --> 00:55:00.182
- Hawk: Dad, come on!
- Run. Go. Go, go, go!

1026
00:55:00.249 --> 00:55:02.786
You disgust me! I can't believe you!

1027
00:55:02.853 --> 00:55:04.723
- You're a horrible man.
- Oh.

1028
00:55:04.790 --> 00:55:07.129
I hope you have a lousy Christmas!

1029
00:55:07.196 --> 00:55:09.596
You know what? Does
your wife know about this kid?

1030
00:55:09.634 --> 00:55:11.538
Hey, slide over.

1031
00:55:11.604 --> 00:55:13.318
You said I could drive.

1032
00:55:13.342 --> 00:55:16.046
Right. You're right, you're right.

1033
00:55:16.114 --> 00:55:19.353
Okay? I hope that yule log
falls in the fire or something!

1034
00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:24.831
Okay.

1035
00:55:24.897 --> 00:55:27.102
Okay.

1036
00:55:27.169 --> 00:55:31.076
All right. Ooh, we are doing this!

1037
00:55:31.143 --> 00:55:33.281
Yes, we are. Hawk: Got the stuff.

1038
00:55:33.348 --> 00:55:35.652
- Great. Where's Max?
- He's getting dressed.

1039
00:55:35.718 --> 00:55:38.825
Ah, yeah. You guys should go
get ready too, actually.

1040
00:55:38.892 --> 00:55:41.097
- They're going to be here soon.
- You got it.

1041
00:55:41.864 --> 00:55:43.267
These aren't half bad.

1042
00:55:43.334 --> 00:55:46.440
Hey, don't be talking with
your mouth full. Now, scoot!

1043
00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:57.195
In the kitchen.

1044
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:01.337
Hi, Mom.

1045
00:56:02.173 --> 00:56:06.313
Wow! Oh, you look beautiful!

1046
00:56:07.850 --> 00:56:09.953
Looking good, mamacita.

1047
00:56:12.192 --> 00:56:14.105
And I'm still not sure
about that lipstick, Joy.

1048
00:56:14.129 --> 00:56:15.598
Marta, leave

1049
00:56:15.665 --> 00:56:17.436
- the girl alone.
- Yes, dear.

1050
00:56:25.618 --> 00:56:26.554
Wow.

1051
00:56:34.937 --> 00:56:39.347
You look better
than the family in my books.

1052
00:56:39.413 --> 00:56:41.918
Yeah, those posers don't
hold a candle to us.

1053
00:56:43.387 --> 00:56:45.792
You don't think I look washed
out without makeup?

1054
00:56:45.859 --> 00:56:48.030
Oh, you look beautiful!

1055
00:56:48.097 --> 00:56:49.666
I shaved.

1056
00:56:50.902 --> 00:56:53.709
You know, just slouch a little.

1057
00:56:54.544 --> 00:56:58.016
Nah, we'll just tell them
you had a growth spurt.

1058
00:56:58.986 --> 00:57:00.923
Merry Christmas.

1059
00:57:00.989 --> 00:57:03.528
Merry Christmas.

1060
00:57:06.734 --> 00:57:09.440
Okay, the cameras are going
to be here soon,

1061
00:57:09.506 --> 00:57:13.215
so everybody just be yourselves.
But don't.

1062
00:57:44.243 --> 00:57:45.946
Oh, God.

1063
00:57:46.013 --> 00:57:48.652
- Joy.
- Yeah.

1064
00:57:48.718 --> 00:57:50.021
- We can do this.
- We can.

1065
00:57:50.088 --> 00:57:51.224
Nothing's gonna go wrong.

1066
00:57:51.291 --> 00:57:53.094
Nothing.

1067
00:57:53.160 --> 00:57:54.596
Let's go.

1068
00:57:57.970 --> 00:58:00.775
Hi! Where can I touch up my glam?

1069
00:58:01.143 --> 00:58:03.114
Almost done with your mic.

1070
00:58:06.019 --> 00:58:07.589
You ready, Steve? Yeah.

1071
00:58:08.124 --> 00:58:09.727
All right, Joy, it's show time.

1072
00:58:09.794 --> 00:58:10.828
Let's go, Steve.

1073
00:58:30.168 --> 00:58:31.570
I hope you're ready, world,

1074
00:58:31.637 --> 00:58:33.742
because we're getting
a behind-the-scenes look

1075
00:58:33.808 --> 00:58:38.851
into the magical Christmas world
of Joy Edwards. Come on!

1076
00:58:42.893 --> 00:58:44.563
<i>Coming!</i>

1077
00:58:46.300 --> 00:58:48.871
- Liza!
- Hello!

1078
00:58:48.938 --> 00:58:51.277
Welcome, welcome to Goose Lane.

1079
00:58:51.343 --> 00:58:53.181
- Thank you.
- Merry Christmas.

1080
00:58:53.247 --> 00:58:55.618
Merry Christmas. Come in.

1081
00:58:56.621 --> 00:59:01.597
Oh, Joy, it's just as you described it.

1082
00:59:01.664 --> 00:59:05.739
Oh, well, I wouldn't make it up.

1083
00:59:06.941 --> 00:59:08.411
What a treat.

1084
00:59:08.478 --> 00:59:11.016
- Come on in.
- Okay.

1085
00:59:11.084 --> 00:59:13.521
We like to grow our own
winter vegetables,

1086
00:59:13.588 --> 00:59:17.195
some of which we'll be eating tonight.

1087
00:59:17.262 --> 00:59:19.232
Oh, so fresh.

1088
00:59:21.104 --> 00:59:26.012
Finally, the beloved
Goose Lane chicken coop.

1089
00:59:26.080 --> 00:59:27.749
Oh, you'd better stay back.

1090
00:59:27.816 --> 00:59:30.789
The reds get uh, feisty
around the holidays.

1091
00:59:30.855 --> 00:59:32.292
All right.

1092
00:59:39.840 --> 00:59:42.412
Ooh, angry chickens.

1093
00:59:44.116 --> 00:59:45.218
Wow!

1094
00:59:51.997 --> 00:59:53.802
Oh!

1095
00:59:53.868 --> 00:59:55.838
Ooh! Whew!

1096
00:59:56.907 --> 00:59:58.545
All right.

1097
00:59:58.611 --> 00:59:59.780
Wow.

1098
00:59:59.846 --> 01:00:03.888
Yes. So, these eggs will be
found in the stuffing

1099
01:00:03.954 --> 01:00:08.297
and my holiday scramble
on Christmas morning.

1100
01:00:08.364 --> 01:00:10.302
It doesn't get any fresher than this.

1101
01:00:10.369 --> 01:00:12.472
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.

1102
01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:14.076
Ah!

1103
01:00:14.143 --> 01:00:18.050
The secret to my turkey

1104
01:00:18.118 --> 01:00:20.956
brining. I do it for two days.

1105
01:00:21.022 --> 01:00:22.426
Oh.

1106
01:00:22.492 --> 01:00:25.498
Well, looks like we have company, huh?

1107
01:00:25.565 --> 01:00:27.702
- Yeah.
- Hey, honey.

1108
01:00:29.540 --> 01:00:33.914
Um, Max is the guinea
pig for all my recipes.

1109
01:00:33.981 --> 01:00:35.518
- Oh.
- And I'm still alive.

1110
01:00:35.585 --> 01:00:38.191
As long as you don't mess
up cutting the turkey.

1111
01:00:38.257 --> 01:00:39.426
Oh.

1112
01:00:39.493 --> 01:00:41.130
You two are just like newlyweds.

1113
01:00:41.197 --> 01:00:43.601
Well, it's like we were married yesterday.

1114
01:00:43.668 --> 01:00:47.342
Um, why don't we go meet
the rest of the family?

1115
01:00:52.452 --> 01:00:57.562
And this is Tommy and Tori.

1116
01:00:57.629 --> 01:01:00.268
A pleasure to be on the
show, Liza. I'm a big fan.

1117
01:01:00.334 --> 01:01:03.274
Thank you, Tori.
Tommy, how old are you?

1118
01:01:03.340 --> 01:01:04.743
Thirteen.

1119
01:01:04.810 --> 01:01:05.845
Really?

1120
01:01:05.912 --> 01:01:07.783
I grew four inches last week.

1121
01:01:07.849 --> 01:01:08.849
Month. Year.

1122
01:01:08.884 --> 01:01:12.024
And of course, what would Christmas be

1123
01:01:12.092 --> 01:01:13.761
without Mom and Dad?

1124
01:01:13.828 --> 01:01:15.866
From what I've read, you two live close?

1125
01:01:15.932 --> 01:01:18.137
06831.

1126
01:01:18.938 --> 01:01:22.245
Uh, Dad's always been very
fascinated with zip codes.

1127
01:01:22.312 --> 01:01:25.618
And I still married him anyway.

1128
01:01:25.685 --> 01:01:27.222
Well, nothing moves the mail quicker,

1129
01:01:27.288 --> 01:01:28.892
especially around Christmastime.

1130
01:01:28.958 --> 01:01:30.928
That's enough, dear.

1131
01:01:32.766 --> 01:01:34.236
Oh, wow!

1132
01:01:34.303 --> 01:01:37.375
My husband painted everything here.

1133
01:01:38.878 --> 01:01:40.381
Now, this one, I love.

1134
01:01:40.448 --> 01:01:43.153
Thank you.

1135
01:01:43.220 --> 01:01:44.957
Max Strandland?

1136
01:01:45.024 --> 01:01:46.727
Oh, that's his maiden name.

1137
01:01:47.629 --> 01:01:49.533
I would love one of these in my home.

1138
01:01:49.599 --> 01:01:52.038
- Well, you can have one.
- Everything here is for sale.

1139
01:01:52.106 --> 01:01:54.008
Well, except the one over the mantel.

1140
01:01:54.075 --> 01:01:56.080
Max painted that one for me.

1141
01:01:56.147 --> 01:01:57.716
I'll paint you another one.

1142
01:01:57.783 --> 01:01:59.352
Look, anything you like, if you see it,

1143
01:01:59.419 --> 01:02:01.991
I'll take it off the wall,
put it right in your car.

1144
01:02:02.057 --> 01:02:03.694
- Oh!
- Right now.

1145
01:02:04.830 --> 01:02:06.868
Joy, your earrings are gorgeous.

1146
01:02:06.934 --> 01:02:11.143
Oh, thank you. You know, they
get so heavy, I need a break.

1147
01:02:11.210 --> 01:02:12.612
Oh, I get it.

1148
01:02:12.679 --> 01:02:15.118
So, this is my favorite part.

1149
01:02:15.185 --> 01:02:18.257
We open presents
on Christmas morning.

1150
01:02:18.324 --> 01:02:19.759
Mm-hmm.

1151
01:02:19.826 --> 01:02:23.201
But it's a longstanding
tradition that we exchange

1152
01:02:23.268 --> 01:02:25.438
handmade gifts on Christmas Eve.

1153
01:02:25.505 --> 01:02:28.311
Oh, that is beautiful. Can I help?

1154
01:02:28.378 --> 01:02:30.882
Yes, please. Thank you.

1155
01:02:33.287 --> 01:02:35.458
Wow.

1156
01:02:39.900 --> 01:02:41.871
A hand-knit scarf?

1157
01:02:41.938 --> 01:02:43.574
Oh, same here!

1158
01:02:45.043 --> 01:02:46.346
Him too?

1159
01:02:47.815 --> 01:02:50.689
Just what he needs for those
long, neighborhood walks.

1160
01:02:50.755 --> 01:02:54.062
Yeah, well maybe you'll come
with me next time... dear. Hmm.

1161
01:02:55.065 --> 01:02:56.466
Nice beanie.

1162
01:02:59.005 --> 01:03:00.675
All my favorite recipes.

1163
01:03:02.412 --> 01:03:04.416
All right.

1164
01:03:06.520 --> 01:03:08.358
Fancy paintbrushes.

1165
01:03:09.193 --> 01:03:12.365
Okay, I didn't make them but
I saw them and I thought of you.

1166
01:03:12.432 --> 01:03:13.968
I love them.

1167
01:03:16.774 --> 01:03:19.146
You haven't opened your
stocking yet, Joy.

1168
01:03:19.212 --> 01:03:20.548
Yeah, open it.

1169
01:03:20.615 --> 01:03:22.319
Let's see what they got ya.

1170
01:03:22.386 --> 01:03:24.122
Okay.

1171
01:03:25.625 --> 01:03:31.403
Oh! A chopstick holder.
It's just what I wanted.

1172
01:03:32.739 --> 01:03:36.045
Whoa, hey, hey, just wait
a second, son, would you?

1173
01:03:36.580 --> 01:03:38.451
Interesting gift.

1174
01:03:38.518 --> 01:03:40.688
Sorry, Mom, we were just
messing with you since

1175
01:03:40.755 --> 01:03:43.261
you're always on us about laundry.

1176
01:03:43.328 --> 01:03:47.335
Naughty and nice, you know,
that's, that's kids for ya.

1177
01:03:47.402 --> 01:03:49.840
You guys are the best parents I ever had.

1178
01:03:54.082 --> 01:03:55.818
Expecting company?

1179
01:03:57.089 --> 01:03:59.526
It's a little early for Santa.

1180
01:04:06.874 --> 01:04:09.813
- Uh, I got it.
- Oh, no, no, no. Let me.

1181
01:04:09.880 --> 01:04:12.552
Why don't you take everyone
to the table?

1182
01:04:13.788 --> 01:04:17.128
Okay. Who's hungry? I know I am.

1183
01:04:17.195 --> 01:04:18.831
Okay.

1184
01:04:22.806 --> 01:04:24.343
You know, it's probably a neighbor

1185
01:04:24.409 --> 01:04:27.715
bringing some holiday cheer.

1186
01:04:54.302 --> 01:04:55.972
Are you Max's wife?

1187
01:04:56.039 --> 01:04:59.546
Uh, it is so sweet of you to stop by.

1188
01:04:59.613 --> 01:05:01.984
As one woman to another,
I should tell you,

1189
01:05:02.051 --> 01:05:03.497
he's come into the bakery several times

1190
01:05:03.521 --> 01:05:06.060
- without his wedding ring.
- What's in a ring?

1191
01:05:06.127 --> 01:05:08.364
♪ Five golden rings ♪

1192
01:05:08.431 --> 01:05:11.537
- He also lied about your son.
- Said he was a neighbor's kid.

1193
01:05:18.818 --> 01:05:22.359
Uh, didn't you hear what I'm saying?

1194
01:05:22.426 --> 01:05:23.994
Um, your husband...

1195
01:05:24.062 --> 01:05:28.737
And what better time for
forgiveness than Christmas?

1196
01:05:30.475 --> 01:05:31.978
You deserve each other.

1197
01:05:32.044 --> 01:05:34.115
Aw, thank you.

1198
01:05:37.189 --> 01:05:41.763
Thanks again for the poinsettia... Ginger!

1199
01:05:48.577 --> 01:05:51.717
- Is she joining us?
- No, she's vegan.

1200
01:05:51.783 --> 01:05:53.052
Oh.

1201
01:05:54.322 --> 01:05:56.025
She's done it again.

1202
01:05:56.093 --> 01:05:59.066
Joy Edwards, this looks beautiful.

1203
01:05:59.133 --> 01:06:02.037
Oh, thank you!

1204
01:06:02.105 --> 01:06:07.316
And while it looks like a lot
of work was put into this

1205
01:06:07.382 --> 01:06:10.053
it was.

1206
01:06:10.121 --> 01:06:14.329
The truth is, it doesn't
matter how or where

1207
01:06:14.396 --> 01:06:15.832
we celebrate the holiday.

1208
01:06:15.898 --> 01:06:20.908
We could be sitting on lawn
furniture eating takeout.

1209
01:06:20.975 --> 01:06:24.516
The important thing is that
we're all together.

1210
01:06:24.582 --> 01:06:25.985
Aw.

1211
01:06:26.052 --> 01:06:29.126
Merry Christmas
from the Edwards family.

1212
01:06:29.193 --> 01:06:31.696
Merry Christmas!

1213
01:06:32.932 --> 01:06:34.803
Yes!

1214
01:06:35.571 --> 01:06:36.874
There we go.

1215
01:06:39.613 --> 01:06:41.817
No idea what you're
missing out on.

1216
01:06:42.985 --> 01:06:44.522
Thank you.

1217
01:06:44.589 --> 01:06:46.594
You're welcome.

1218
01:06:46.661 --> 01:06:48.498
I would love some gravy, thank you.

1219
01:06:48.564 --> 01:06:49.799
It's her specialty.

1220
01:06:49.866 --> 01:06:52.506
Hey, have I ever told you guys

1221
01:06:52.572 --> 01:06:54.152
about the first Christmas
I spent with your mom?

1222
01:06:54.176 --> 01:06:56.045
- Don't think so.
- I'm sure you have.

1223
01:06:56.113 --> 01:06:58.293
- I've never heard it.
- No, no, you've heard it.

1224
01:06:58.317 --> 01:06:59.796
Freddie: Me neither.
You've heard it.

1225
01:06:59.820 --> 01:07:00.989
- Nope, never.
- Mom and Dad.

1226
01:07:01.055 --> 01:07:02.592
- Dad, tell us.
- Well, enquiring minds

1227
01:07:02.659 --> 01:07:04.038
want to know, don't you? Don't you?

1228
01:07:04.062 --> 01:07:06.600
- We're enquiring, yeah.
- I do.

1229
01:07:06.666 --> 01:07:08.670
Mm-hmm.

1230
01:07:08.737 --> 01:07:13.147
Listen, it was a winter
night, just like this one.

1231
01:07:14.516 --> 01:07:16.653
Snow's fallin' down.

1232
01:07:18.925 --> 01:07:21.396
I'm walking down the sidewalk,

1233
01:07:21.463 --> 01:07:22.633
then I saw her.

1234
01:07:22.699 --> 01:07:25.437
And she's coming my way.

1235
01:07:25.504 --> 01:07:31.584
Hideous Christmas sweater.
Reindeer clips up in her hair.

1236
01:07:31.650 --> 01:07:35.357
But I'll tell you, she was so beautiful.

1237
01:07:39.031 --> 01:07:40.802
The first ten seconds, I knew

1238
01:07:40.869 --> 01:07:44.676
that she was gonna be in my life forever.

1239
01:07:45.511 --> 01:07:47.115
Well, you never told me that.

1240
01:07:47.882 --> 01:07:51.289
Yeah, you know us artists
got an eye for detail.

1241
01:07:52.892 --> 01:07:53.494
Hmm.

1242
01:07:53.560 --> 01:07:56.600
Besides

1243
01:07:56.667 --> 01:07:58.303
you're pretty hard to forget.

1244
01:08:02.178 --> 01:08:04.149
How touching.

1245
01:08:04.215 --> 01:08:06.653
Can you pass the yams?

1246
01:08:10.295 --> 01:08:15.805
So, we have a uh,
pumpkin pie, a Dutch apple,

1247
01:08:15.872 --> 01:08:20.881
a Christmas cake,
and my signature yule log.

1248
01:08:20.948 --> 01:08:25.391
Oh.

1249
01:08:37.281 --> 01:08:38.484
Oh, the turkey!

1250
01:08:38.550 --> 01:08:40.421
I got it. I got it.

1251
01:08:45.097 --> 01:08:47.535
Oh, I'm sorry, Mom.

1252
01:08:47.602 --> 01:08:51.343
That's our Tommy. And uh yes,

1253
01:08:51.409 --> 01:08:53.581
- that is a ping-pong table.
- It's okay, buddy.

1254
01:08:53.648 --> 01:08:57.121
Because who doesn't love a DIY project?

1255
01:08:57.188 --> 01:09:01.430
That's right. Uh, nothing
goes to waste,

1256
01:09:01.497 --> 01:09:03.066
here at Goose Lane.

1257
01:09:03.133 --> 01:09:04.469
We preach that.

1258
01:09:04.536 --> 01:09:09.746
Uh, so Tori, you remember that
song you were singing earlier?

1259
01:09:09.813 --> 01:09:11.716
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

1260
01:09:11.783 --> 01:09:13.787
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

1261
01:09:13.854 --> 01:09:15.625
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

1262
01:09:15.692 --> 01:09:18.130
♪ And a happy new year ♪

1263
01:09:19.532 --> 01:09:22.806
What's all this? Sabrina? Henry?

1264
01:09:22.873 --> 01:09:24.442
Mom, you're supposed to be skiing.

1265
01:09:24.509 --> 01:09:26.212
Your father twisted his ankle.

1266
01:09:27.047 --> 01:09:28.984
Is that Frederick, our mailman?

1267
01:09:29.051 --> 01:09:31.690
Ahem, I've taken early retirement.

1268
01:09:31.757 --> 01:09:35.264
Okay, you're coming with me. Now.

1269
01:09:35.331 --> 01:09:36.331
Kill the cameras.

1270
01:09:36.366 --> 01:09:38.036
I'm sorry, I can't. We're live.

1271
01:09:38.103 --> 01:09:40.741
Keep the cameras rolling,
fellas. This is TV gold.

1272
01:09:41.910 --> 01:09:45.518
Uh, like so many of you out there, uh,

1273
01:09:45.584 --> 01:09:48.557
we are a blended family.

1274
01:09:48.623 --> 01:09:52.932
Tommy and Tori have two sets
of parents, so that means

1275
01:09:52.999 --> 01:09:56.940
it's double Christmases, and
what could be better than that?

1276
01:09:58.076 --> 01:10:03.820
Okay. Um, I don't know what's
going on here but um, it's over.

1277
01:10:05.625 --> 01:10:06.993
Come with me.

1278
01:10:09.632 --> 01:10:10.835
My name is Sabrina Swinton

1279
01:10:10.902 --> 01:10:13.107
and I'm currently seeking
representation. You can...

1280
01:10:13.174 --> 01:10:14.776
Mom: Sabrina!!

1281
01:10:18.250 --> 01:10:20.187
I'm sorry, Joy.

1282
01:10:20.254 --> 01:10:23.527
Me too, honey.
I mean, we gave it a shot.

1283
01:10:25.931 --> 01:10:29.572
I'll uh, I'll be by tomorrow
to pick up my cheque.

1284
01:10:30.874 --> 01:10:36.519
Bye Mom, bye Dad!
Thanks for coming.

1285
01:10:37.689 --> 01:10:40.428
Yeah, well, empty nest syndrome.

1286
01:10:40.494 --> 01:10:43.934
I mean, we knew it was gonna
happen, just not so soon.

1287
01:10:44.836 --> 01:10:48.777
Joy, we tried. It's over.

1288
01:10:49.379 --> 01:10:52.852
Not until we dig into that yule log.

1289
01:10:55.691 --> 01:10:57.194
Excuse me.

1290
01:10:58.063 --> 01:11:00.401
Gotta love live TV.

1291
01:11:02.105 --> 01:11:05.478
Joy, I know this is
probably the worst time

1292
01:11:05.545 --> 01:11:10.688
for this but the water damage in my loft,

1293
01:11:10.755 --> 01:11:13.193
it's been fixed for weeks.

1294
01:11:15.331 --> 01:11:16.466
Yeah.

1295
01:11:16.533 --> 01:11:20.474
I'm still here because I don't
want to be your friend.

1296
01:11:22.412 --> 01:11:25.284
I don't want any more first
dates or last dates.

1297
01:11:26.587 --> 01:11:28.156
I know who I want to be with.

1298
01:11:34.102 --> 01:11:36.940
Max, please just not now.

1299
01:11:37.007 --> 01:11:39.378
Why not now?

1300
01:11:39.946 --> 01:11:41.483
What are we waiting for?

1301
01:11:43.287 --> 01:11:47.895
You told me not to settle for
second best. I love you, Joy.

1302
01:11:49.466 --> 01:11:51.403
Always have, always will.

1303
01:11:51.469 --> 01:11:54.809
You just say the word

1304
01:11:54.876 --> 01:11:56.480
and we'll go back out there together.

1305
01:12:00.087 --> 01:12:02.625
Joy?

1306
01:12:04.663 --> 01:12:06.199
Joy?

1307
01:12:17.655 --> 01:12:19.292
Okay.

1308
01:12:58.771 --> 01:13:01.442
Ah.

1309
01:13:04.582 --> 01:13:07.454
- Hello.
- Hi.

1310
01:13:08.557 --> 01:13:11.429
So, who wants dessert?

1311
01:13:16.907 --> 01:13:18.410
Could you give me one minute?

1312
01:13:18.477 --> 01:13:21.048
- Of course.
- Thank you. One minute.

1313
01:13:22.485 --> 01:13:24.722
Bill, are you getting all of this?

1314
01:13:25.591 --> 01:13:27.929
Max! Max!

1315
01:13:29.966 --> 01:13:31.269
Max!

1316
01:14:28.817 --> 01:14:32.892
I guess it's obvious by now
that those weren't my kids

1317
01:14:32.959 --> 01:14:34.996
or my parents.

1318
01:14:35.063 --> 01:14:37.802
Max isn't my husband.

1319
01:14:38.804 --> 01:14:42.611
The sounds you heard
from the henhouse, YouTube.

1320
01:14:44.482 --> 01:14:46.353
The eggs are from the market.

1321
01:14:46.419 --> 01:14:48.190
The plants from the nursery.

1322
01:14:48.257 --> 01:14:51.028
The pies from the bakery.

1323
01:14:51.096 --> 01:14:54.469
Even the name "Goose Lane" is a lie.

1324
01:14:54.536 --> 01:14:57.374
There has not been a goose
here since I moved in.

1325
01:15:00.046 --> 01:15:06.326
Everything you saw here tonight
was fake. Most of all, me.

1326
01:15:08.898 --> 01:15:11.035
The truth is, I've never had a family.

1327
01:15:11.103 --> 01:15:12.972
I don't even know what one is.

1328
01:15:13.039 --> 01:15:17.781
At least, I didn't until these last few days.

1329
01:15:21.723 --> 01:15:26.833
I am sorry for pretending
to be someone I'm not.

1330
01:15:30.039 --> 01:15:34.582
The real Joy Edwards, me

1331
01:15:37.522 --> 01:15:39.826
is a fraud

1332
01:15:39.892 --> 01:15:42.865
is a mess,

1333
01:15:42.932 --> 01:15:44.635
and alone.

1334
01:15:47.775 --> 01:15:49.378
No!

1335
01:15:50.547 --> 01:15:52.418
Well

1336
01:15:54.455 --> 01:15:57.428
happy holidays from Goose Lane.

1337
01:15:59.699 --> 01:16:01.703
That's a wrap.

1338
01:16:03.005 --> 01:16:04.775
I'm sorry, Joy.

1339
01:16:28.757 --> 01:16:30.761
Okay. Where is my phone?

1340
01:16:31.996 --> 01:16:33.333
Come on.

1341
01:16:35.771 --> 01:16:37.508
Oh, here it is.

1342
01:16:39.445 --> 01:16:41.983
Okay, please, please, please,
Max. Please, please.

1343
01:17:43.774 --> 01:17:47.248
Hey. Hey, are you
up yet? Where are you?

1344
01:17:47.315 --> 01:17:49.017
Hey, I'm in here.

1345
01:17:54.095 --> 01:17:56.399
Merry Christmas.

1346
01:17:58.002 --> 01:17:59.339
What are you two doing here?

1347
01:17:59.405 --> 01:18:01.205
Well, you didn't think I was
gonna leave you

1348
01:18:01.242 --> 01:18:02.644
with all this mess.

1349
01:18:03.346 --> 01:18:05.317
Special delivery.

1350
01:18:05.384 --> 01:18:07.522
On Christmas Day?

1351
01:18:07.588 --> 01:18:09.859
Yeah, well, I know people.

1352
01:18:13.066 --> 01:18:14.702
Oh.

1353
01:18:18.009 --> 01:18:20.080
You guys, thank you.

1354
01:18:20.147 --> 01:18:21.749
No, thank you.

1355
01:18:22.451 --> 01:18:25.124
For giving us a family at Christmas

1356
01:18:25.190 --> 01:18:27.728
so we wouldn't have to be alone.

1357
01:18:29.365 --> 01:18:31.636
I know that I complained
every now and then

1358
01:18:31.703 --> 01:18:36.279
but I consider myself lucky
to have worked all these years

1359
01:18:36.346 --> 01:18:39.017
with someone I consider a daughter.

1360
01:18:39.084 --> 01:18:40.721
Oh, Marta.

1361
01:18:40.788 --> 01:18:42.925
Even though I am way too
young to be your mother.

1362
01:18:42.992 --> 01:18:45.664
Oh, Marta.

1363
01:18:45.731 --> 01:18:50.707
Oh, and I have not forgotten
about your retirement package.

1364
01:18:50.774 --> 01:18:52.911
Oh, no rush.

1365
01:18:52.978 --> 01:18:55.016
I'll be travelling.

1366
01:18:55.084 --> 01:18:57.154
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1367
01:18:57.221 --> 01:19:00.060
Freddie and I are going to be

1368
01:19:00.126 --> 01:19:05.437
wintering in the 33427 area.

1369
01:19:05.504 --> 01:19:09.545
- That's Boca Raton.
- Marta has a timeshare.

1370
01:19:09.612 --> 01:19:11.716
Whoa, wait, a timeshare?

1371
01:19:11.783 --> 01:19:14.455
Honey, you've been
overpaying me for years.

1372
01:19:14.521 --> 01:19:16.826
Well, I'm glad something
good came out of all this.

1373
01:19:18.830 --> 01:19:20.700
Oh, God. What.

1374
01:19:20.767 --> 01:19:23.940
Okay, you pull yourself
together, go get the door.

1375
01:19:24.007 --> 01:19:28.883
I got the dishes.

1376
01:19:28.950 --> 01:19:30.720
I'll dry.

1377
01:19:32.391 --> 01:19:33.593
Oh.

1378
01:19:36.199 --> 01:19:37.668
Merry Christmas, Miss Edwards.

1379
01:19:37.735 --> 01:19:41.176
Oh, we're wait past
Miss Edwards, Sabrina.

1380
01:19:41.243 --> 01:19:44.615
And I owe you a huge apology, Grace.

1381
01:19:44.682 --> 01:19:48.489
No, I actually owe you an apology, Joy.

1382
01:19:48.556 --> 01:19:50.827
We've been so wrapped up in work,

1383
01:19:50.894 --> 01:19:53.900
it took seeing you
with the kids to realize that

1384
01:19:53.967 --> 01:19:57.841
they need parents who are going
to be there, and that's exactly

1385
01:19:57.908 --> 01:20:01.148
what we're going to be from
now on. So, thank you.

1386
01:20:03.086 --> 01:20:05.390
Do you want to come
in for some leftovers?

1387
01:20:05.457 --> 01:20:06.992
Oh, another time?

1388
01:20:07.060 --> 01:20:10.100
Sabrina and I are going to
make gingerbread houses today.

1389
01:20:10.167 --> 01:20:12.804
And we're going to make all
the recipes you gave me, too.

1390
01:20:12.871 --> 01:20:15.443
And my dad's going to take
me for a driving lesson.

1391
01:20:15.510 --> 01:20:17.848
Oh, that sounds like
the perfect Christmas.

1392
01:20:17.915 --> 01:20:20.887
Yeah. You have a great Christmas, too.

1393
01:20:22.391 --> 01:20:24.428
Bye-bye. Bye.

1394
01:20:36.919 --> 01:20:43.199
Max, hey, it's me. It's like
my tenth call before noon.

1395
01:20:43.266 --> 01:20:46.005
Um, call me back.

1396
01:20:46.072 --> 01:20:47.107
'K, bye.

1397
01:20:54.155 --> 01:20:55.523
Just...

1398
01:20:59.832 --> 01:21:01.302
Max.

1399
01:21:01.369 --> 01:21:03.038
Max! Max!

1400
01:21:05.009 --> 01:21:06.079
Mr. Merriman.

1401
01:21:06.146 --> 01:21:10.620
I uh, think we should
probably talk. Don't you?

1402
01:21:13.627 --> 01:21:15.530
Look, before you say anything,

1403
01:21:15.597 --> 01:21:18.470
I just want to tell you
how sorry I am for ruining

1404
01:21:18.537 --> 01:21:21.542
your Christmas and possibly
your whole company.

1405
01:21:21.609 --> 01:21:23.814
I'm going to make a statement

1406
01:21:23.881 --> 01:21:26.186
saying you knew nothing about this.

1407
01:21:26.252 --> 01:21:28.256
I really didn't mean to lie.

1408
01:21:28.322 --> 01:21:31.829
It just snowballed and I didn't
know how to stop it.

1409
01:21:31.896 --> 01:21:33.266
I know.

1410
01:21:33.333 --> 01:21:36.639
I've known since the beginning, dear.

1411
01:21:36.705 --> 01:21:39.578
We vet all our authors.
It's just part of business.

1412
01:21:40.581 --> 01:21:42.918
I've always gone with my gut.

1413
01:21:42.985 --> 01:21:46.792
When you first came to me with
that book, so original,

1414
01:21:46.859 --> 01:21:51.303
so full of promise,
I saw something in you.

1415
01:21:51.369 --> 01:21:53.506
How could I turn that down?

1416
01:21:53.573 --> 01:21:55.744
I'm guessing you wish you had now.

1417
01:21:58.450 --> 01:22:02.056
Your books are about
family and togetherness.

1418
01:22:02.124 --> 01:22:05.663
That message means something.
Whether you have one, or not.

1419
01:22:06.800 --> 01:22:09.506
I've watched you all these
years, hoping you'd find

1420
01:22:09.572 --> 01:22:11.242
real love along the way.

1421
01:22:11.309 --> 01:22:16.452
I thought doing this show, maybe
you'd see what you were missing.

1422
01:22:16.519 --> 01:22:18.322
So, you risked embarrassing

1423
01:22:18.389 --> 01:22:20.060
the whole publishing house for me?

1424
01:22:20.126 --> 01:22:23.800
Everything's a risk in this
business, and in life.

1425
01:22:23.866 --> 01:22:26.072
That's what makes it so rewarding.

1426
01:22:26.138 --> 01:22:29.578
Look, I don't know what
to say, Mr. Merriman.

1427
01:22:31.014 --> 01:22:32.618
Well, I do.

1428
01:22:32.685 --> 01:22:35.523
Online sales went through
the roof last night.

1429
01:22:35.590 --> 01:22:38.363
The viewers loved you.

1430
01:22:38.429 --> 01:22:39.965
Because you're not perfect.

1431
01:22:40.032 --> 01:22:41.870
You're on the other side of perfect,

1432
01:22:41.937 --> 01:22:44.309
just like the rest of us.

1433
01:22:46.812 --> 01:22:51.122
And if you feel like writing
this next chapter,

1434
01:22:51.189 --> 01:22:56.266
Merriman Publishing would be
happy and honored to publish it.

1435
01:22:56.333 --> 01:23:01.109
No need to make the decision
now. I'm guessing you have uh,

1436
01:23:01.176 --> 01:23:03.413
a few things to sort out.

1437
01:23:03.480 --> 01:23:04.782
Might be too late for that.

1438
01:23:04.849 --> 01:23:07.221
No, it's never too late.

1439
01:23:07.287 --> 01:23:08.923
Especially on Christmas.

1440
01:23:12.231 --> 01:23:16.505
Well, I'm due for some
Christmas caroling,

1441
01:23:16.572 --> 01:23:19.178
although I have the worst
voice in the family.

1442
01:23:20.513 --> 01:23:22.951
Oh, wait, before I forget.

1443
01:23:28.830 --> 01:23:31.000
- For you.
- Thank you.

1444
01:23:36.413 --> 01:23:38.015
They're bookmarks.

1445
01:23:38.082 --> 01:23:41.956
Handmade tassel, metallic
and cotton embroidery.

1446
01:23:42.023 --> 01:23:44.261
Volume 3.

1447
01:23:48.169 --> 01:23:49.838
I'll treasure them.

1448
01:23:55.784 --> 01:23:57.521
Merry Christmas.

1449
01:23:57.588 --> 01:24:00.058
You too, Joy.

1450
01:24:04.000 --> 01:24:05.370
Bye.

1451
01:24:27.381 --> 01:24:28.617
You answered.

1452
01:24:28.683 --> 01:24:32.391
Yeah. Sorry, I've been
trying to think of what to say.

1453
01:24:32.458 --> 01:24:35.697
I'll be in to clear out my
paintings in just a little bit.

1454
01:24:35.764 --> 01:24:38.102
Well, where are you? Out back.

1455
01:24:42.410 --> 01:24:43.713
Max!

1456
01:24:43.780 --> 01:24:45.684
Down here.

1457
01:24:46.219 --> 01:24:49.959
The one above the fireplace is yours.

1458
01:24:50.025 --> 01:24:53.566
I told the Manfried Gallery
it's not for sale.

1459
01:24:54.135 --> 01:24:57.039
Wait, the Manfried Gallery? Isn't that...

1460
01:24:57.107 --> 01:24:58.809
The best gallery in New York.

1461
01:24:58.876 --> 01:25:02.684
Oh, my God! Wait, they're
taking you. That's amazing!

1462
01:25:02.751 --> 01:25:04.721
Apparently Manfried's a foodie.

1463
01:25:04.788 --> 01:25:07.827
He saw the show and
he's giving me a window

1464
01:25:07.894 --> 01:25:10.066
and he even bought one for himself.

1465
01:25:11.736 --> 01:25:15.143
Ah! Oh, that's so good.

1466
01:25:16.845 --> 01:25:20.754
It's because of you. And um

1467
01:25:20.820 --> 01:25:22.791
you're a great friend, you know?

1468
01:25:23.859 --> 01:25:27.234
What's wrong with being
great friends, right?

1469
01:25:28.469 --> 01:25:29.405
We'll get coffee.

1470
01:25:29.472 --> 01:25:32.311
No, I don't want to get coffee.

1471
01:25:32.377 --> 01:25:33.847
And I can't be your friend.

1472
01:25:33.914 --> 01:25:37.421
And all that stuff I said
before, and mostly

1473
01:25:37.488 --> 01:25:40.193
what I didn't say

1474
01:25:40.260 --> 01:25:44.835
the first ten seconds when I saw
you walking down the sidewalk,

1475
01:25:44.902 --> 01:25:48.176
I thought, hmm, now there's someone

1476
01:25:48.242 --> 01:25:51.949
who could break my heart.
So, I just kept walking.

1477
01:25:53.286 --> 01:25:55.824
Right, I didn't name my
fake husband after the guy

1478
01:25:55.891 --> 01:25:58.930
in The Exorcist, I named him after you.

1479
01:25:58.996 --> 01:26:04.308
Because it's the only
time that I've ever let myself

1480
01:26:04.375 --> 01:26:07.447
picture a future with someone,
it's been with you.

1481
01:26:10.153 --> 01:26:12.091
I love you.

1482
01:26:12.925 --> 01:26:15.730
I always have and I always will and...

1483
01:27:09.939 --> 01:27:14.281
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