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Hey.

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Bye!

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Bouquet? Bouquet.

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Beautiful, isn't it?

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But let me tell you the truth.

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For a lot of people, marriage is like
sticking your tongue on a frozen flagpole.

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It looks like fun when you see
friends doing it, so you say:

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"Hey, I'll give it a try.
Just once."

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Next thing you know, you're stuck.

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Full of regret.

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Praying, "Please get me
out of this with my dignity...

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...if least not my extremities, intact."

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But it doesn't have to be
like that, my friends.

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It does not have to be like that.

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That's where I come in.

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Good marriages are my business.

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<i>Meeting the right person
in the first place?</i>

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<i>Well, my friends,
that is up to you.</i>

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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- I'll go.
- Yeah, you go. Okay.

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- Hi. I'm Sadie.
- Hi. Ben.

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<i>From that first, destined meeting...</i>

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<i>... to the sweet innocence
of the first date.</i>

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- Are you skipping to second base?
- What's that? No.

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You know why? I'm not a skipper.

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Maybe we should take care of first base,
just to make things right.

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<i>The first kiss.</i>

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<i>The first time you say "I love you."</i>

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- I love you.
- What?

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What? A view.
What a view.

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<i>First time you say "I love you,"
and she actually hears you.</i>

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I love you.

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- I'm afraid you're not my type.
- I love you too.

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You seriously didn't think I was
gonna let you see that?

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<i>Let's skip to the next thing:
moving in together.</i>

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<i>The first time she finds something
you don't want her to see.</i>

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- Don't worry, I got the heavy ones.
- "Dear Mr. Brian Boitano."

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- Oh, God!
- "Congratulations on your triple Axel.

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I wonder how much
you practice every week...

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...and also how you make your hair
stay like that."

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Hey, he was a legend. Okay?

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I mean, even at age 9 I knew that.

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I'm gonna get a less embarrassing box.
Okay.

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<i>If she doesn't dump your
wussy ass after that...</i>

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...then comes the big one: the proposal.

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Sadie...

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...you're a great girl. You are.

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And I think it's time that
you and I were man and...

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Lame. That is so lame.

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We are so pleased all of you
could be here with us today...

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...to celebrate our 30 years of marriage.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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It is especially gratifying to be
surrounded by such good friends...

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...and family...

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...and of course,
our two beautiful daughters...

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...Sadie...

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...and Lindsey...

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...who has moved back home with us...

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...to try and make a new start for herself.

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We are...

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...so thrilled with her perseverance.

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Thank you for the support, Dad.

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And then there's Carlisle, Sadie's best
friend, who used to take baths with Sadie...

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- What?
- What?

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...when they were younger,
and pretend he was a submarine captain.

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I destroyed all the photos.
I promise you.

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- Thank you.
Very good to know. Thanks.
- Wait, what?

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And our good friends,
Don and Gwen...

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...Kwan-Li...

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...Jerry, Otis.

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Dad...

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...what about...

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- What about Ben?
- Oh, no, no, no.

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Oh, and of course, there's
Sadie's affable boyfriend, Ben.

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But what I really want to do...

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...is thank my beautiful wife...

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...without whom this life
would mean nothing.

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Happy 30th anniversary.

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- I love you.
- I love you too.

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And I hope there are 30 more.

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Well, that makes one of us.

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Excuse me.
Could I have everyone's attention, please?

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I just wanted to...

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Well, I thought since
everyone was gathered...

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...gathered already...

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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- Sadie...
- Oh, my God, oh, my God.

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...Wilhelmina Jones.

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In front of God and your family...

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...Kwan-Li, and Jerry and Otis and...

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I just want to know...

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...if you would spend the rest
of your life with me.

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But I don't...

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I don't want to put you
on the spot or anything.

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Benjamin Murphy, I would marry you
tomorrow in a potato-sack dress...

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...in the middle of a rainstorm, if it meant
I could spend the rest of my life with you.

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Wait a second.

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You choose our 30th wedding anniversary
to propose to my daughter?

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Well...

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...we couldn't be happier.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I know.

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New brother-in-law-to-be, I guess.

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- Oh, man. Hey, hello.
- Awkward.

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- Welcome.
- Thank you.

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- Welcome to the family, Ben.
- Sir. All right!

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- Oh, my baby.
- Oh, honey, I'm so happy for you.

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Look at this beautiful ring.

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Sadie, Sadie, I was thinking...

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I think we should have the wedding
somewhere tropical. I was thinking, like...

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...the Caribbean.

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I have this one thing.

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Okay.

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I always wanted
to get married here.

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Here.
What do you mean?

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At Saint Augustine's.

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It's this fantasy I've had
since I was a little girl.

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It's the church where
John and I married.

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Where Sadie was christened by
Reverend Frank, who's known us forever.

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More importantly, it's the church
Sadie's grandfather built.

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Her dead grandfather.

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Oh, give me a break.
All he built was a door after it was stolen.

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How would you know?
You weren't married there.

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And we all know
how that marriage turned out.

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Mom!

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- Stop.
- Here, here, here, here.

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Babe, you've made me so
unbelievably happy today.

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You have no idea.

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- Great.
- Yeah.

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Then Saint Augustine's...

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...is the decision.
- Thank you, I love you.

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- You ready?
- I'm missing a shoe.

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- Well, where did you last see it?
- I don't know.

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You know, Ben,
your sweater's actually inside out?

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Gotta fix that.

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What would you do without me?

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You want the short list or the long list?

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Oh, and your belt?

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- It's a little funny.
- No, my belt's fine.

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Wait a minute.

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- We're gonna be really late.
- No, we're not.

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Yeah, we are.

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And your point is?

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How do I look?

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- You look like you've just been...
- All right, never mind.

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We're so going to hell, you know that?

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- Hey, here's the door Grandpa built.
- Wow, he does really good work.

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Don't touch that!

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Jesus! You scared me.

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Jesus didn't scare you, I did.

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- Hi, I'm Sadie...
- Sadie Jones. Yes, I know.

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You have a 10:30 with Reverend Frank.

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Yeah. Is he here?

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Reverend Frank is everywhere.

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Follow me.

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<i>"Dear ELLE magazine:</i>

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I just found out that my husband
of three months...

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...is cheating on me with my best friend.

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Half of me wants to kill him, the other
half wants to salvage my marriage.

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What to do?"

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Yikes.

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What kind of sins are we
dealing with here, guys?

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- Sarah.
- Thou shall not commit adultery?

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Adultery. Going out for milk
when you have jugs at home.

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Show me adultery!

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Not neat to cheat! Okay!

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Now, a lot of people ask me:

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"What if I'm cheating with a woman
who's really, really ugly?

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Does that make it all right?"

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No, it does not make it all right.
It is still a sin.

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What other sins? Anybody?

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Don't hesitate to draw on
your parents' bad examples.

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- Laurie. Bring it, girl.
- Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife.

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Starts with coveting, ends with the clap.

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Okay, coveting thy neighbor's wife.

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That's why God invented
the cold shower. Show me coveting!

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Good one, Laurie!

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Okay, there's one answer left on the board.
Let's see.

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Manny.

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Make your two moms proud.

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Come on, Manny,
you can murder this one.

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While I'm waiting, maybe I'll just
fashion a shiv out of Cindy's barrette.

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Take a stab at it.

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Thou shall not kill?

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Boom, Manny!
Bang, bang, bang!

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Show me thou shall not kill!

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Oh, good one, Manny!
Manny, Manny, Manny.

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That's it for today.

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Next we're gonna take
a trip to Arlington Park.

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We're gonna find out about
the evils of gambling firsthand.

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So bring at least a dollar...

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...and remember to ask Mom and Dad
what a trifecta is.

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I don't know if you remember me,
Reverend Frank, but...

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Sadie Jones?

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Little Sadie Jones.

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- How you've grown.
- Well, yeah.

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And now my Sadie Jones
is gonna tie the knot.

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I am.

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I'm sorry I haven't been around
for the last...

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Ten years.

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Yeah.

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I've just been trying to get
my business...

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Oh, please.

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You go to college,
you have a bisexual roommate...

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...you forget about God.
Don't sweat it.

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He doesn't forget about you.

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Who are you?

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I'm Ben.

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- Ben.
- Hi.

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So, what do you do,
besides little Sadie here?

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How are you?

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All right, let's get the flock out of here.
Come on.

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So, how long you two been an item?

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- About...
- Like...

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Yeah!

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It's been teetering there for weeks.

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- Cheesy Curl?
- No, thank you.

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Too bad, they're addicting.

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- Booked.
- Booked. Booked.

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Nothing there or there.

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I am popular.

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Yes, you are.

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All full. Not looking good. No.

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No, no, no.

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- Nope, nope, nope.
- Booked, booked, booked.

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Bad news, guys.

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- Next available date is in two years.
- Two years?

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That's...

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...so long.
- Yeah.

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Wait.

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- Hold on, hold on.
- Wasn't there a cancellation?

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- I think it's...
- There, there!

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Yes, there it is.

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Three weeks from tomorrow, how is that?

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That's a little quick.
Right? I mean...

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Okay, I guess we're getting married
in three weeks.

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Okay.

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- Just like that?
- Yeah.

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- So it is written, so it shall be done.
- So it shall be done.

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Oh, boy.

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All right.

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One small thing.

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Couple years ago I instituted
a marriage preparation course here.

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The course is a prerequisite
for all marriage ceremonies...

248
00:13:51.446 --> 00:13:53.778
...performed on these grounds.

249
00:13:54.015 --> 00:13:56.677
At the end of the course,
if I feel you're unprepared...

250
00:13:56.851 --> 00:14:01.413
...or you stop the course before completion,
I have the right to call off the wedding.

251
00:14:01.589 --> 00:14:06.049
I'm sorry, but this isn't mandatory, right?
Because we're so ready to get married.

252
00:14:06.227 --> 00:14:08.320
- More than most.
- We strongly advise it.

253
00:14:08.496 --> 00:14:10.589
In other words, you have no choice.

254
00:14:10.899 --> 00:14:12.594
With the divorce rate what it is...

255
00:14:12.767 --> 00:14:13.927
50 percent.

256
00:14:14.102 --> 00:14:16.297
Much higher for those
who live together first.

257
00:14:16.638 --> 00:14:18.799
You did say you lived together, right?

258
00:14:20.341 --> 00:14:22.206
I'm sorry, who are you again?

259
00:14:22.377 --> 00:14:24.470
I'm part of the Ministers
of Tomorrow program.

260
00:14:24.646 --> 00:14:26.341
Reverend Frank's my mentor.

261
00:14:26.514 --> 00:14:27.776
My little Mensa.

262
00:14:27.949 --> 00:14:29.814
- I can see.
- Listen, kids.

263
00:14:29.984 --> 00:14:32.646
We wanna make sure you
are making the right decision...

264
00:14:32.820 --> 00:14:35.288
...because your future happiness
depends on it.

265
00:14:35.456 --> 00:14:37.617
Reverend Frank has a hundred
percent success...

266
00:14:37.792 --> 00:14:39.987
...for those that make it
through the course.

267
00:14:40.161 --> 00:14:42.629
- But what about the people who...?
- Okay, we'll do it.

268
00:14:43.831 --> 00:14:45.890
- We're gonna do it.
- We're doing that?

269
00:14:46.067 --> 00:14:47.534
- It's awesome.
- We're doing this.

270
00:14:47.735 --> 00:14:48.793
That's my Sadie.

271
00:14:49.470 --> 00:14:53.031
All right, we have three months of prep
to cram into three weeks.

272
00:14:53.207 --> 00:14:54.697
There's only a few rules.

273
00:14:54.876 --> 00:14:57.777
Rule number one:
you each have to write your own vows.

274
00:14:57.946 --> 00:15:00.141
You have a booklet,
and you share these vows...

275
00:15:00.315 --> 00:15:02.510
...with each other at the ceremony.

276
00:15:03.551 --> 00:15:05.815
- That's really cool.
- Isn't it?

277
00:15:05.987 --> 00:15:07.454
Okay. What's rule number two?

278
00:15:07.622 --> 00:15:09.988
Starting immediately,
no sex until the honeymoon.

279
00:15:11.993 --> 00:15:13.620
I...

280
00:15:19.400 --> 00:15:20.492
Are you serious?

281
00:15:21.069 --> 00:15:22.366
Oh, yeah.

282
00:15:24.606 --> 00:15:26.267
Tomorrow morning,
bright and early.

283
00:15:26.441 --> 00:15:27.430
Be there.

284
00:15:27.609 --> 00:15:29.338
We all remember the 11 th Commandment.

285
00:15:29.510 --> 00:15:30.738
I don't.

286
00:15:31.646 --> 00:15:33.341
Thou shall not be late.

287
00:15:36.884 --> 00:15:39.182
We've got a hundred things
to start, but it's doable.

288
00:15:39.354 --> 00:15:41.447
I just have to get Carlisle on the phone.

289
00:15:41.623 --> 00:15:45.457
- He was kidding about the no-sex thing?
- Carlisle? It's me. Get ready for this.

290
00:15:45.627 --> 00:15:48.187
- We will talk about the no-sex thing later.
- Okay, Ben.

291
00:15:48.363 --> 00:15:50.092
No sex?

292
00:15:50.264 --> 00:15:53.165
That's supposed to happen
after you get married.

293
00:15:53.534 --> 00:15:54.558
Joel, I come here...

294
00:15:54.736 --> 00:15:57.068
...for your compassion.
- I'm just giving you shit.

295
00:15:57.238 --> 00:15:59.729
Congratulations.
You are going to love marriage.

296
00:15:59.907 --> 00:16:01.807
Damn it, Joel.
What is wrong with you?

297
00:16:01.976 --> 00:16:04.103
You were supposed to be
watching them.

298
00:16:04.278 --> 00:16:05.905
Shelly, baby, I'm on the roof.

299
00:16:06.080 --> 00:16:08.742
Remember we said you won't
bother me when I'm on the roof?

300
00:16:08.916 --> 00:16:11.009
- You're always on the roof.
- Exactly.

301
00:16:11.185 --> 00:16:12.982
- I heard that.
- Yeah.

302
00:16:13.154 --> 00:16:15.019
Where did this mud hole
even come from?

303
00:16:15.189 --> 00:16:17.885
Oh, my God,
I am so getting my tubes tied.

304
00:16:18.059 --> 00:16:22.223
This reverend says he wants me to meet
him after church tomorrow one-on-one.

305
00:16:22.997 --> 00:16:24.589
What is that?

306
00:16:24.766 --> 00:16:26.757
You ever done that?
The marriage prep stuff?

307
00:16:26.934 --> 00:16:29.994
To tell you the truth, I don't remember
anything before D-day, man.

308
00:16:30.638 --> 00:16:32.196
It's like a black hole.

309
00:16:32.373 --> 00:16:34.807
All I know is that's my wife...

310
00:16:34.976 --> 00:16:36.637
...apparently those are my kids...

311
00:16:36.811 --> 00:16:39.609
...and this, this is my beer.

312
00:16:39.781 --> 00:16:42.511
Everything else is pretty much a blur.

313
00:16:43.117 --> 00:16:44.209
Yeah.

314
00:16:45.086 --> 00:16:46.348
Thank you.

315
00:16:46.521 --> 00:16:48.011
That's why you're my best man.

316
00:16:49.123 --> 00:16:50.920
Two words for your bachelor party:

317
00:16:51.092 --> 00:16:52.650
Strippers and Sizzler.

318
00:16:54.195 --> 00:16:56.095
I like to call it "beef and booty."

319
00:16:56.264 --> 00:16:58.357
I heard that.

320
00:17:00.601 --> 00:17:01.590
Oh, boy.

321
00:17:07.341 --> 00:17:09.571
Please, God, let somebody
be later than us.

322
00:17:09.744 --> 00:17:14.044
Hey. We'll just sneak in the back,
no one will notice.

323
00:17:14.449 --> 00:17:16.007
We also ask...

324
00:17:16.184 --> 00:17:20.211
...that you watch over the Mansbridge
meat packers and their labor dispute.

325
00:17:20.388 --> 00:17:23.983
Grant our packers patience
as they await an amicable resolution...

326
00:17:24.392 --> 00:17:27.793
...with, Lord willing,
a four to six percent pay increase...

327
00:17:27.962 --> 00:17:29.793
...and dental would be nice.

328
00:17:34.836 --> 00:17:37.464
Look who decided to show.

329
00:17:39.807 --> 00:17:42.742
Choir! Let me hear it!

330
00:17:42.944 --> 00:17:46.607
<i>You're late, you're late
You're late, you're late</i>

331
00:17:46.781 --> 00:17:49.978
<i>God's on time</i>

332
00:17:50.151 --> 00:17:53.780
<i>But you are very late</i>

333
00:17:55.623 --> 00:17:58.717
It's your first offense.
We'll let it slide.

334
00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:02.020
It happens again, I'm telling the Big Guy.

335
00:18:02.196 --> 00:18:05.097
And I'm not talking about
Larry Carmichael over there on drums.

336
00:18:06.501 --> 00:18:08.366
But seriously...

337
00:18:08.736 --> 00:18:11.204
...let us re-pray.

338
00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:15.739
Sorry for bailing, Lord.
A brief interruption, but we're back.

339
00:18:15.910 --> 00:18:17.810
We'd also like to pray for Walter...

340
00:18:17.979 --> 00:18:20.243
...recently returned from his
holiday in Thailand.

341
00:18:20.414 --> 00:18:22.075
Let's hope it's just a heat rash.

342
00:18:23.017 --> 00:18:25.247
- Vivian.
- I don't know how you do it, Frank.

343
00:18:25.419 --> 00:18:27.546
Every week your sermons
get better and better.

344
00:18:27.722 --> 00:18:31.055
It comes from upstairs, Vivian.
I'm just the TiVo.

345
00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:33.124
It wasn't that good.

346
00:18:33.294 --> 00:18:34.454
- You ready?
- Yeah.

347
00:18:35.763 --> 00:18:37.560
I have to go. I have stuff to do...

348
00:18:37.732 --> 00:18:40.098
...but you guys enjoy
your man-talk, okay?

349
00:18:40.268 --> 00:18:42.327
Don't say anything about me
behind my back.

350
00:18:42.503 --> 00:18:45.028
You'll never know so...

351
00:18:45.506 --> 00:18:46.666
Tight.

352
00:18:46.841 --> 00:18:48.433
- Sorry?
- The car.

353
00:18:48.943 --> 00:18:51.207
- Hi.
- Bye.

354
00:18:52.213 --> 00:18:54.238
You ready? A little one-on-one?

355
00:18:54.415 --> 00:18:56.076
- Yeah.
- Come on. Let's go.

356
00:18:56.250 --> 00:18:58.013
The name of our team is the Crusaders.

357
00:18:58.186 --> 00:19:02.350
I didn't want to tell the kids about the
Children's Crusades, it bums them out.

358
00:19:02.523 --> 00:19:04.548
Wow, you really meant one-on-one.

359
00:19:04.725 --> 00:19:06.317
Oh, yeah.

360
00:19:06.694 --> 00:19:08.025
- A little hoops?
- No.

361
00:19:08.196 --> 00:19:09.322
This ball needs Viagra.

362
00:19:10.765 --> 00:19:12.426
- Play catch?
- Sure, love catch.

363
00:19:12.600 --> 00:19:14.830
It's my favorite sport.

364
00:19:15.002 --> 00:19:17.266
Pardon the glove.
We've had a few budget cutbacks.

365
00:19:17.438 --> 00:19:19.099
- Oh, that's all right.
- Back up.

366
00:19:19.674 --> 00:19:20.902
Okay.

367
00:19:21.075 --> 00:19:23.600
What are you, a little girl's softball league?
Back up.

368
00:19:23.778 --> 00:19:25.177
Okay. Not a little girl.

369
00:19:25.346 --> 00:19:26.677
- Yeah.
- All right.

370
00:19:26.848 --> 00:19:28.713
It's nice to be able to chat with you...

371
00:19:28.883 --> 00:19:32.114
...without all this "I'm a pastor
who can send you to hell" nonsense.

372
00:19:32.520 --> 00:19:33.714
No, me too. This is great.

373
00:19:33.888 --> 00:19:36.152
Little one-on-one time
with your spiritual elder.

374
00:19:37.091 --> 00:19:39.025
Bless you, Benjamin.

375
00:19:40.161 --> 00:19:42.629
- Too hard?
- No. That's a...

376
00:19:42.797 --> 00:19:44.492
That's a good burn. Right?

377
00:19:44.665 --> 00:19:47.395
Anything that's painful
makes you stronger.

378
00:19:47.568 --> 00:19:50.435
Not really. You break your leg,
your leg doesn't get stronger.

379
00:19:50.605 --> 00:19:52.800
God is just, but God is kind.

380
00:19:54.842 --> 00:19:56.867
That's a nice sentiment.

381
00:19:57.645 --> 00:19:59.340
Thank you.
Can I ask you something?

382
00:19:59.513 --> 00:20:01.003
- Sure.
- Sadie.

383
00:20:01.182 --> 00:20:02.774
Why do you love her?

384
00:20:04.085 --> 00:20:05.916
There's just so many reasons, you know?

385
00:20:06.087 --> 00:20:08.555
She's beautiful, inside and out.

386
00:20:08.723 --> 00:20:10.418
So, I'm lucky.

387
00:20:10.591 --> 00:20:12.650
What do you mean by "inside"?

388
00:20:13.828 --> 00:20:15.352
You meant spiritually, right?

389
00:20:15.529 --> 00:20:17.224
Yep. Exactly.

390
00:20:17.398 --> 00:20:19.423
Okay. What else?

391
00:20:21.269 --> 00:20:25.035
She's just smart, you know?
She's motivated, she's well-organized.

392
00:20:25.206 --> 00:20:27.106
She's probably
the hardest worker I know.

393
00:20:28.175 --> 00:20:31.042
Well, let me get this straight, then.
Correct me if I'm wrong.

394
00:20:31.212 --> 00:20:34.340
First thing you like about her is her looks.
But you really think...

395
00:20:34.515 --> 00:20:36.881
...she's a cute control freak.
- I didn't say that.

396
00:20:37.051 --> 00:20:41.647
- I know what you're getting at.
- "Organized" is code for OCD.

397
00:20:41.822 --> 00:20:43.380
OCD is a...

398
00:20:43.557 --> 00:20:44.649
God!

399
00:20:46.661 --> 00:20:48.788
Oh, my Lord.

400
00:20:49.397 --> 00:20:50.762
- You okay, big fella?
- Yeah.

401
00:20:50.932 --> 00:20:52.092
Oh, yeah?

402
00:20:52.266 --> 00:20:53.733
- How you doing...
- Totally fine.

403
00:20:53.901 --> 00:20:56.392
Let's see that. Come on.
Oh, no. That's bad.

404
00:20:56.570 --> 00:20:57.867
I'm gonna have to heal you.

405
00:20:58.439 --> 00:21:00.703
- No, that's okay.
- No. I'm gonna have to heal you.

406
00:21:00.875 --> 00:21:03.241
- I just need Advil.
- It's healing time. Stay down.

407
00:21:03.411 --> 00:21:05.345
Stay down. It's healing time.

408
00:21:05.780 --> 00:21:07.509
- What's that mean?
- Oh, Jesus Christ.

409
00:21:07.682 --> 00:21:10.708
Oh, Lord, surround him
with your light and grace.

410
00:21:10.885 --> 00:21:12.409
Lord have mercy!

411
00:21:12.586 --> 00:21:14.918
- The power of Christ compels you!
- Lord have mercy.

412
00:21:15.089 --> 00:21:16.716
The power of Christ compels you!

413
00:21:16.891 --> 00:21:19.223
- We have got to pray!
- Pray!

414
00:21:19.393 --> 00:21:20.951
- We have got to pray!
- Pray!

415
00:21:21.128 --> 00:21:23.255
We have got to pray to make it
through the day!

416
00:21:23.831 --> 00:21:24.855
Is that MC Hammer?

417
00:21:25.266 --> 00:21:28.258
- You're healed, right?
- Let me see. Let me see.

418
00:21:28.436 --> 00:21:31.803
- No, it's still bleeding.
- Let's go old school.

419
00:21:34.075 --> 00:21:36.339
Begone, demon spirit!

420
00:21:36.510 --> 00:21:38.239
Begone!

421
00:21:39.480 --> 00:21:42.472
- That's not helping at all.
- Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

422
00:21:42.650 --> 00:21:44.277
Lord, take him up upon your wing...

423
00:21:44.452 --> 00:21:47.012
- Wait, take me where?
- lf you believed, you'd be healed.

424
00:21:47.188 --> 00:21:48.587
- Do you believe?
- Believe!

425
00:21:48.756 --> 00:21:50.849
- Believe!
- I'm healed, I'm healed, I'm healed.

426
00:21:51.025 --> 00:21:53.789
- Oh, it's a miracle! It's a miracle!
- It is. It is.

427
00:21:53.961 --> 00:21:56.259
You're not healed.
I'm not a doctor, I'm a pastor.

428
00:21:56.430 --> 00:21:59.263
You know what you need?
Advil and ice. Come on.

429
00:21:59.433 --> 00:22:03.369
- Check him out, just see that he's okay.
- The nasal septum and concha are clear.

430
00:22:03.537 --> 00:22:07.029
- Good news, kid. Your nose is fine.
- Yeah, come on. Let me buy you a Coke.

431
00:22:07.208 --> 00:22:09.642
Sorry about that.
You know, I have to try that stuff.

432
00:22:09.810 --> 00:22:12.938
- Never works, but what if it had?
- Yeah.

433
00:22:13.114 --> 00:22:14.911
- Wouldn't that be crazy?
- Crazy.

434
00:22:16.150 --> 00:22:18.209
It was great.

435
00:22:18.386 --> 00:22:20.980
Yes, totally.
Reverend Frank is the best.

436
00:22:21.155 --> 00:22:24.181
Listen, tomorrow night, I was th...

437
00:22:24.759 --> 00:22:27.819
Group counseling for what?

438
00:22:33.334 --> 00:22:34.699
Okay, like we do every week.

439
00:22:34.869 --> 00:22:37.531
Danny, pick up Tenika
and carry her across that threshold.

440
00:22:37.705 --> 00:22:39.002
Yeah, that's it!

441
00:22:39.173 --> 00:22:41.505
Try and think of it like the first time.

442
00:22:41.675 --> 00:22:43.802
For a lot of you,
that wasn't the honeymoon.

443
00:22:45.279 --> 00:22:47.679
Yeah, baby. Come on, Jim.

444
00:22:47.848 --> 00:22:49.008
My back is giving out.

445
00:22:49.183 --> 00:22:50.377
Don't focus on the pain.

446
00:22:50.551 --> 00:22:53.679
Look at the love that
Janine's giving you right now.

447
00:22:53.854 --> 00:22:56.448
And if that doesn't work,
think about potato skins.

448
00:22:56.991 --> 00:22:58.982
God, I love potato skins.

449
00:22:59.160 --> 00:23:01.287
A husband will do anything
for appetizers.

450
00:23:01.462 --> 00:23:02.520
Yes.

451
00:23:04.231 --> 00:23:06.859
Everybody, I want to introduce you
to two new members.

452
00:23:07.034 --> 00:23:09.901
This is Ben and Sadie.
They're getting married in three weeks.

453
00:23:10.071 --> 00:23:12.505
Ben, why don't you carry Sadie
across the threshold?

454
00:23:13.074 --> 00:23:14.598
Come on.

455
00:23:14.975 --> 00:23:17.842
Come on. Yeah, come on.

456
00:23:18.679 --> 00:23:20.840
Yeah, there you go.
Get across that threshold!

457
00:23:27.354 --> 00:23:29.049
Hurry.

458
00:23:29.890 --> 00:23:33.326
- Oh, great.
- Look.

459
00:23:56.383 --> 00:23:58.112
Got it.

460
00:24:02.156 --> 00:24:03.316
Tonight...

461
00:24:03.491 --> 00:24:06.085
...we learn how to fight fairly.

462
00:24:06.760 --> 00:24:07.749
Sorry.

463
00:24:07.928 --> 00:24:10.260
What if we've never had a fight before?

464
00:24:11.198 --> 00:24:13.666
- Seriously think I'm gonna puke.
- Louise, no puking.

465
00:24:13.834 --> 00:24:16.496
They're young.
They're allowed to be enthusiastic.

466
00:24:17.004 --> 00:24:19.404
Never had a fight,
it's about time you had one.

467
00:24:19.573 --> 00:24:21.973
So please, step up
to the top of the circle.

468
00:24:22.143 --> 00:24:24.008
Come on, get your butts up there!

469
00:24:24.178 --> 00:24:26.942
Let's get this perfect relationship
on its feet.

470
00:24:27.114 --> 00:24:29.378
Put it to the test. Okay.

471
00:24:29.550 --> 00:24:31.245
I want you to imagine.

472
00:24:31.418 --> 00:24:33.818
You're driving in the mountains.
It's nighttime.

473
00:24:33.988 --> 00:24:35.853
But there's a torrential downpour.

474
00:24:36.023 --> 00:24:37.752
That thing with the wipers like this:

475
00:24:38.425 --> 00:24:40.393
You're tired. You're lost.

476
00:24:40.794 --> 00:24:42.159
You're getting cranky.

477
00:24:42.630 --> 00:24:44.461
What was that?

478
00:24:44.632 --> 00:24:46.964
You got a flat tire
because you just hit a pothole.

479
00:24:47.334 --> 00:24:49.529
Instant argument potential.

480
00:24:49.703 --> 00:24:51.432
What do you do? How do you handle it?

481
00:24:52.072 --> 00:24:54.006
I think we'd probably just call AAA.

482
00:24:55.242 --> 00:24:58.678
Out of cell phone range.
Can't use the cell phone. Can't call AAA.

483
00:24:58.846 --> 00:25:02.043
You gotta handle it the old-fashioned way.
You gotta change the tire.

484
00:25:02.216 --> 00:25:05.083
You're pissed at each other. Go.

485
00:25:07.922 --> 00:25:11.119
Sorry I didn't see that pothole.

486
00:25:11.592 --> 00:25:13.116
It's okay, honey.

487
00:25:13.294 --> 00:25:16.263
Accidents happen,
so just be more careful next time.

488
00:25:16.430 --> 00:25:18.489
- Promise I will.
- Cut!

489
00:25:18.666 --> 00:25:21.726
You guys travel medicated?
That was like "Prozac Takes a Vacation."

490
00:25:21.902 --> 00:25:23.597
That's not what we're looking for.

491
00:25:23.771 --> 00:25:27.867
Janine, why don't you and Jimbo show
them how this argument should play out?

492
00:25:28.042 --> 00:25:29.532
Sure.

493
00:25:33.981 --> 00:25:35.448
Hey, jackass!

494
00:25:35.616 --> 00:25:38.881
I told you to take Route 45,
but again, you didn't listen!

495
00:25:39.053 --> 00:25:43.319
Now it's pissing down outside
and we're stuck God only knows where.

496
00:25:43.490 --> 00:25:46.391
Yeah, well, if we hadn't
left three hours late...

497
00:25:46.560 --> 00:25:50.519
...because someone was talking
to her ball-busting mother on the phone...

498
00:25:51.065 --> 00:25:53.659
...well, then, maybe we wouldn't
be in this position!

499
00:25:53.834 --> 00:25:56.359
You are a sad, sad man.

500
00:25:56.537 --> 00:25:59.665
You will not emasculate me anymore.

501
00:25:59.840 --> 00:26:02.001
- Go to hell!
- No, you go to hell, Janine.

502
00:26:02.176 --> 00:26:05.407
- Go to hell.
- Okay. Cut.

503
00:26:06.080 --> 00:26:08.048
Everybody, Jim and Janine.

504
00:26:10.351 --> 00:26:12.683
We're gonna try something
a little different now.

505
00:26:12.853 --> 00:26:15.413
We're gonna do role reversal.

506
00:26:16.023 --> 00:26:17.354
All right.

507
00:26:17.524 --> 00:26:19.355
Sadie, I want you to be Ben.

508
00:26:19.526 --> 00:26:22.120
Ben, I want you to be Sadie.
Come on. Step up there.

509
00:26:22.296 --> 00:26:23.957
Come on, get up! Yeah!

510
00:26:24.131 --> 00:26:26.395
- Oh, gosh.
- Come on.

511
00:26:26.567 --> 00:26:28.034
You're gonna change the tire.

512
00:26:28.202 --> 00:26:29.999
Ben, tire's down here.

513
00:26:30.170 --> 00:26:32.434
You're down in that muck.
Here's your lug wrench.

514
00:26:32.606 --> 00:26:34.767
The lugs are right here.
But they're tight.

515
00:26:34.942 --> 00:26:38.844
They're rusty, they're old, all right?
You can't get them off and you're angry...

516
00:26:39.013 --> 00:26:42.744
...and you're cold, and you really...
You wanna tear each other apart.

517
00:26:42.916 --> 00:26:44.406
Go.

518
00:26:46.353 --> 00:26:48.321
Don't you wish
we were in cell-phone range?

519
00:26:48.489 --> 00:26:51.117
Then we could just call
AAA like we always do.

520
00:26:51.292 --> 00:26:54.784
- Yeah, I don't know how we got so lost.
- I don't either.

521
00:26:54.962 --> 00:26:57.021
Ben, maybe we wouldn't
have gotten lost...

522
00:26:57.197 --> 00:27:01.361
...if you had just followed the TripTik
that I prepared three days in advance.

523
00:27:01.535 --> 00:27:04.834
Well, I thought that I was following
the road signs pretty well.

524
00:27:05.005 --> 00:27:08.099
Just going with the flow, as usual.

525
00:27:09.677 --> 00:27:11.542
What was that?
What was that last thing?

526
00:27:11.712 --> 00:27:14.875
I'm just going along for the ride.

527
00:27:15.049 --> 00:27:17.745
Who was? You. As me.

528
00:27:19.353 --> 00:27:21.685
Well, I'm not really sure
how anything gets done...

529
00:27:21.855 --> 00:27:26.918
...if people aren't following my
very specific instructions, Ben.

530
00:27:27.227 --> 00:27:29.718
But I love it when you're in charge.

531
00:27:29.897 --> 00:27:33.298
That way I don't have to
take too much responsibility, Sadie.

532
00:27:33.467 --> 00:27:37.335
Ben, don't you know that that's the only
way things get done around here?

533
00:27:37.971 --> 00:27:40.030
That's how things get done around here?
Good.

534
00:27:40.207 --> 00:27:41.606
I had no idea.

535
00:27:41.775 --> 00:27:43.709
- Thank you.
- Want me to show you?

536
00:27:43.877 --> 00:27:47.108
- He said counter...
- I think I have it under control!

537
00:27:51.151 --> 00:27:52.743
Dear Jesus!

538
00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:55.354
- Potato skins down!
- Jim, Jim...

539
00:27:57.591 --> 00:27:59.923
Come on, everybody!

540
00:28:00.127 --> 00:28:02.721
Five-second rule!

541
00:28:03.497 --> 00:28:04.828
Janine!

542
00:28:06.367 --> 00:28:08.164
Okay.
We'll pick up next week...

543
00:28:08.335 --> 00:28:10.667
...with balancing
the joint checking account.

544
00:28:17.478 --> 00:28:20.447
So are you writing your vows later or...?

545
00:28:20.614 --> 00:28:23.139
No, I finished earlier.

546
00:28:23.917 --> 00:28:26.545
Hey, what color white should we
go with for the napkins?

547
00:28:26.720 --> 00:28:28.119
There's ivory...

548
00:28:28.288 --> 00:28:29.653
...and timid.

549
00:28:30.691 --> 00:28:31.988
Ivory.

550
00:28:32.159 --> 00:28:37.119
I don't know, I kind of feel like it might
clash with the pistachio in the centerpieces.

551
00:28:37.297 --> 00:28:42.132
All right, well, you know what?
I'll just ask Carlisle tomorrow.

552
00:28:42.770 --> 00:28:45.705
<i>Yeah, you know who else you could ask?
Reverend Frank.</i>

553
00:28:45.873 --> 00:28:47.568
<i>Because he loves giving his opinion.</i>

554
00:28:47.741 --> 00:28:49.208
<i>Why do you say it like that?</i>

555
00:28:49.376 --> 00:28:51.003
<i>I don't know. Maybe because...</i>

556
00:28:51.178 --> 00:28:53.646
...he's just a little bit...
- Knowledgeable.

557
00:28:53.814 --> 00:28:56.749
- Yeah.
- "Intrusive." I was gonna go with intrusive.

558
00:28:58.352 --> 00:29:00.684
Ben, he's not intrusive, you know?
He's just...

559
00:29:00.854 --> 00:29:03.721
...observing our relationship right now.

560
00:29:04.057 --> 00:29:08.187
- Like a voyeur.
- Reverend Frank is not like a voyeur.

561
00:29:08.395 --> 00:29:10.863
<i>- A little bit.
- No, he's not.</i>

562
00:29:13.333 --> 00:29:15.858
What was that? What are you doing?

563
00:29:16.036 --> 00:29:17.731
Do you want to walk the midget?

564
00:29:17.905 --> 00:29:19.031
Course I do, but...

565
00:29:19.206 --> 00:29:23.108
<i>... I don't think we should, because it's
against the rules until after the wedding.</i>

566
00:29:24.044 --> 00:29:25.875
- Are you serious?
- Yes.

567
00:29:26.246 --> 00:29:28.806
- You're actually following that rule?
- Yeah.

568
00:29:28.982 --> 00:29:32.383
Because I want to pass the course.
Don't you?

569
00:29:33.153 --> 00:29:35.713
- Yes, I want to pass the course.
- So?

570
00:29:35.889 --> 00:29:40.121
So, I also want to play Pickle Me, Tickle Me
with my really hot fiancée.

571
00:29:41.562 --> 00:29:43.052
Okay?

572
00:29:43.230 --> 00:29:45.960
- Come on.
- What?

573
00:29:46.133 --> 00:29:47.430
No one else is gonna know.

574
00:29:47.601 --> 00:29:50.968
I'll know, Ben. I will know.
So just...

575
00:29:51.138 --> 00:29:52.696
Just please...

576
00:29:52.873 --> 00:29:56.639
...let's stick to the program for now.
Okay? Thank you.

577
00:29:58.078 --> 00:30:00.308
Three weeks never killed anyone.

578
00:30:00.481 --> 00:30:02.346
Really?
Has that ever been documented?

579
00:30:02.516 --> 00:30:04.006
Good night.

580
00:30:08.755 --> 00:30:10.586
Good night, Ben.

581
00:30:18.966 --> 00:30:21.764
Okay, I'm a cigar vendor...

582
00:30:23.437 --> 00:30:25.268
- What?
- Go to bed.

583
00:30:25.439 --> 00:30:27.100
Thank you.

584
00:30:30.377 --> 00:30:32.140
What if I'm not tired?

585
00:30:32.813 --> 00:30:34.474
Yes!

586
00:30:34.648 --> 00:30:35.740
All clear.

587
00:30:35.916 --> 00:30:38.680
- What'd I miss?
- None of your business.

588
00:30:38.852 --> 00:30:42.253
- But they're right on schedule.
- Their optimism is touching.

589
00:30:42.422 --> 00:30:44.982
They remind me of the Anderson couple
we had last month.

590
00:30:45.158 --> 00:30:47.217
Yeah. You know what time it is?

591
00:30:47.661 --> 00:30:49.026
Time to turn up the heat.

592
00:30:49.196 --> 00:30:51.596
It's time to build on the foundation
we've set up.

593
00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:54.699
Remind me never to cross you.

594
00:31:04.444 --> 00:31:06.571
I mean, I'm really glad
we're doing the course.

595
00:31:06.747 --> 00:31:09.272
I just wish Ben would take it
more seriously, you know?

596
00:31:09.449 --> 00:31:11.417
What about these
in my bouquet, Lindsey?

597
00:31:11.585 --> 00:31:12.813
No.

598
00:31:12.986 --> 00:31:14.283
No?

599
00:31:14.454 --> 00:31:19.084
I just want to feel some enthusiasm
from him, or is that expecting too much?

600
00:31:19.259 --> 00:31:22.092
Sadie, you have so much
to learn about men.

601
00:31:22.563 --> 00:31:24.258
Pink.

602
00:31:25.465 --> 00:31:28.161
Flowers by Sadie, Sadie speaking.

603
00:31:29.002 --> 00:31:30.526
Meet where?

604
00:31:30.704 --> 00:31:32.638
I didn't even want to take this course...

605
00:31:32.806 --> 00:31:35.331
...and now she's following it
to, like, the nth degree.

606
00:31:35.509 --> 00:31:38.376
Where are the cheerleaders?
Shouldn't they be practicing too?

607
00:31:38.545 --> 00:31:41.844
Come on, Famaletti! Deny that baseline!

608
00:31:42.015 --> 00:31:44.643
Coach Murphy, you were right
to put him on B-squad.

609
00:31:44.818 --> 00:31:47.548
- Get ready, Zach.
- Or maybe I'm just overreacting.

610
00:31:47.721 --> 00:31:50.781
I mean, give and take, that's a part of
every healthy relationship.

611
00:31:51.124 --> 00:31:52.250
Give and what?

612
00:31:52.426 --> 00:31:54.087
- Give and take.
- Man, listen to me.

613
00:31:54.561 --> 00:31:58.122
Once a woman senses she has control,
she'll tell a thousand of her friends.

614
00:31:58.298 --> 00:32:02.291
Then they'll want control too.
"I want a little piece of this control stuff."

615
00:32:02.469 --> 00:32:06.599
Next thing you know, they'll be running
companies and having their own offices.

616
00:32:06.773 --> 00:32:10.539
Do not set dangerous precedents
for other men.

617
00:32:13.113 --> 00:32:14.774
Hello?

618
00:32:15.449 --> 00:32:16.438
Late for what?

619
00:32:16.617 --> 00:32:20.849
Welcome to Saint Catherine's Maternity,
birthplace to over 4000 babies each year.

620
00:32:21.021 --> 00:32:24.115
That's almost 80 babies a week,
and we've never misplaced one.

621
00:32:24.291 --> 00:32:25.280
Okay, maybe one.

622
00:32:26.026 --> 00:32:28.995
If you're shy, get your tubes tied now
and call it a day.

623
00:32:29.162 --> 00:32:31.756
A woman in labor basically
lies around almost naked...

624
00:32:31.932 --> 00:32:35.493
...while dozens of doctors and nurses
get a front row view of her wide open...

625
00:32:35.669 --> 00:32:38.001
Virginia! Put some gloves
on those hands right now!

626
00:32:38.171 --> 00:32:39.729
We're not delivering pizzas here.

627
00:32:39.906 --> 00:32:43.467
Labor could last anywhere from
a few hours to a few days.

628
00:32:44.177 --> 00:32:48.580
And that's not even counting the nine
months of constipation leading up to it.

629
00:32:48.749 --> 00:32:50.444
Of course, there's always drugs...

630
00:32:50.617 --> 00:32:53.586
...so you should figure out how
you feel about that beforehand.

631
00:32:54.054 --> 00:32:55.419
l... Oh, God!

632
00:32:55.589 --> 00:32:58.217
And then be ready to toss
that decision out the window...

633
00:32:58.392 --> 00:33:01.327
...when the pain really kicks in.

634
00:33:02.229 --> 00:33:04.561
A woman in labor
wouldn't even feel that.

635
00:33:04.731 --> 00:33:06.289
Good to know.

636
00:33:06.466 --> 00:33:07.455
Or that.

637
00:33:07.634 --> 00:33:08.896
This way.

638
00:33:09.069 --> 00:33:11.003
You squeamish, Ben?

639
00:33:11.505 --> 00:33:12.938
Little bit, I guess.

640
00:33:13.106 --> 00:33:16.007
You have to figure out if you're
gonna be in the delivery room.

641
00:33:16.176 --> 00:33:17.700
Oh, yeah, of course he will be.

642
00:33:17.878 --> 00:33:18.867
Yes.

643
00:33:19.046 --> 00:33:21.310
Some men are so traumatized
by the experience...

644
00:33:21.481 --> 00:33:24.450
...they can never look at their wives
the same again.

645
00:33:24.618 --> 00:33:26.142
Sexually, that is.

646
00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:28.981
Give me some slow, deep breaths.

647
00:33:29.156 --> 00:33:30.783
How many do you want to have?

648
00:33:30.957 --> 00:33:32.288
- Four?
- Two?

649
00:33:33.427 --> 00:33:35.861
Big push. Big push.

650
00:33:36.029 --> 00:33:38.190
I need an epidural!

651
00:33:38.532 --> 00:33:41.797
Look at her! She's breathing fine!

652
00:33:42.102 --> 00:33:43.296
What about me?

653
00:33:45.439 --> 00:33:47.964
They say for a man to experience
the equivalent pain...

654
00:33:48.141 --> 00:33:50.302
...you'd have to pull your scrotum
over your head.

655
00:33:51.478 --> 00:33:52.775
That was incredible.

656
00:33:52.946 --> 00:33:54.243
Glad you feel that way.

657
00:33:54.414 --> 00:33:56.905
Because now the real fun begins.

658
00:33:57.317 --> 00:33:59.046
Welcome to the world of parenting.

659
00:33:59.219 --> 00:34:02.382
- They breathe, they blink, they cry.
- And they're all yours.

660
00:34:02.856 --> 00:34:06.292
Congratulations, you've just had twins.

661
00:34:09.863 --> 00:34:12.161
Look at how their little chests
move up and down.

662
00:34:12.332 --> 00:34:15.699
Yeah. Their creepy little chests.

663
00:34:15.869 --> 00:34:18.667
And you really want four of these things?

664
00:34:19.206 --> 00:34:22.004
I think it'd be nice to have
a big family, don't you?

665
00:34:22.175 --> 00:34:24.439
Yeah. No, no, definitely.

666
00:34:24.611 --> 00:34:25.635
Well, I mean...

667
00:34:25.812 --> 00:34:28.474
...four might be kind of
a big commitment.

668
00:34:33.587 --> 00:34:36.420
Okay, do you want to take that?

669
00:34:36.790 --> 00:34:40.590
No, you can do it. Come on.

670
00:34:43.630 --> 00:34:45.495
Just pat him on the back really gently.

671
00:34:45.665 --> 00:34:46.927
Okay.

672
00:34:47.100 --> 00:34:48.658
Poor little baby.

673
00:34:48.835 --> 00:34:52.032
Little creepy robot baby.

674
00:34:54.508 --> 00:34:56.100
Oh, my God!

675
00:34:58.378 --> 00:35:00.505
- God.
- Hold on.

676
00:35:01.348 --> 00:35:02.679
- Here you go.
- Stop, stop.

677
00:35:02.849 --> 00:35:04.714
Hold on, hold on. There you go.

678
00:35:04.885 --> 00:35:07.080
- There's some on his shirt too.
- Okay.

679
00:35:07.254 --> 00:35:09.415
We can't forget to set the alarm for 8...

680
00:35:09.589 --> 00:35:12.422
...because we're going to Macy's
to register for the wedding.

681
00:35:12.592 --> 00:35:14.924
Wait, we're not bringing these
with us, are we?

682
00:35:15.095 --> 00:35:17.962
Come on, can't we just, like,
phone in our order or something?

683
00:35:18.131 --> 00:35:22.465
No, we're so jammed this week,
tomorrow's the only day we can do it.

684
00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:29.070
Look at that. Fell back asleep.

685
00:35:29.876 --> 00:35:31.173
So I did it.

686
00:35:31.344 --> 00:35:34.006
Looks like this parenting thing
isn't as hard as they say.

687
00:35:34.181 --> 00:35:35.978
See? You're a natural.

688
00:35:36.149 --> 00:35:37.138
Thanks.

689
00:35:37.317 --> 00:35:38.306
Night.

690
00:35:43.056 --> 00:35:46.025
Ben? Ben!

691
00:35:46.193 --> 00:35:47.956
Ben!

692
00:35:48.328 --> 00:35:49.488
Ben!

693
00:35:49.663 --> 00:35:51.722
Okay, I'm coming.

694
00:35:51.898 --> 00:35:53.661
What? Hi.

695
00:35:53.834 --> 00:35:56.598
How many times do I have to knock, man?
How you doing?

696
00:35:56.803 --> 00:35:58.065
- Good.
- Good morning.

697
00:35:58.238 --> 00:36:00.035
- Shelly's dad fell off a ladder.
- What?

698
00:36:00.207 --> 00:36:02.869
And unfortunately, he's gonna make it.
So we have to go...

699
00:36:03.043 --> 00:36:05.307
...and you are on brat patrol
for a couple hours.

700
00:36:05.478 --> 00:36:07.446
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Thanks a million.

701
00:36:14.221 --> 00:36:16.246
Hi.

702
00:36:16.857 --> 00:36:18.916
Which one's the biter?

703
00:36:19.092 --> 00:36:22.960
All you have to do is point the gun at
the item you want and then pull the trigger.

704
00:36:23.129 --> 00:36:26.997
The computer instantly logs it in our registry
database for your guests to consider.

705
00:36:27.167 --> 00:36:29.499
There's no limit to how many
items I can choose?

706
00:36:29.669 --> 00:36:31.694
- When in doubt, zap it.
- Great.

707
00:36:31.872 --> 00:36:33.499
We only have a couple hours so...

708
00:36:33.673 --> 00:36:36.039
Chop-chop. Come on.

709
00:36:36.776 --> 00:36:39.768
Okay. All right. Yep.

710
00:36:39.946 --> 00:36:41.777
Guys, guys, guys,
slow down, slow down.

711
00:36:41.948 --> 00:36:43.848
Hey. All right, that's good.

712
00:36:44.017 --> 00:36:47.544
Now we're going faster.
Stop, stop. Hello?

713
00:36:47.721 --> 00:36:48.983
All right, guys. All right.

714
00:36:49.155 --> 00:36:52.682
The yelling needs to hold off. All right.

715
00:36:53.393 --> 00:36:56.021
Hey, Ben, what do you like better?
The blue or the beige?

716
00:36:56.196 --> 00:36:57.788
The beige or the blue?

717
00:36:57.964 --> 00:37:00.398
- I like the blue. Blue's good.
- Beige goes better...

718
00:37:00.567 --> 00:37:01.795
...with the placemats.

719
00:37:02.235 --> 00:37:03.998
Or beige. Let's just do beige.

720
00:37:04.170 --> 00:37:05.637
I love beige.

721
00:37:06.239 --> 00:37:07.866
Beige it is.

722
00:37:17.183 --> 00:37:18.946
- Do you like this one?
- It's great.

723
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:22.145
- All right, let's get this one.
- Yeah, let's get a couple.

724
00:37:24.791 --> 00:37:26.986
Oh, I just got this text message
from Carlisle.

725
00:37:27.160 --> 00:37:28.684
I got the wrong dinnerware.

726
00:37:28.862 --> 00:37:31.695
- Do you mean silverware? Can we just go?
- No, dinnerware.

727
00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:36.764
- No way. That is not simulated.
- God, that's bad.

728
00:37:38.772 --> 00:37:40.706
Well, why don't you change the diaper...

729
00:37:40.874 --> 00:37:42.466
...and I'll go get the dinnerware?

730
00:37:42.642 --> 00:37:45.270
- Why don't we think about...
- Okay.

731
00:37:49.649 --> 00:37:50.673
Okay.

732
00:38:25.151 --> 00:38:26.709
Yeah.

733
00:38:29.689 --> 00:38:31.782
Stop! Oh, God!

734
00:38:31.958 --> 00:38:34.119
Stop, stop!

735
00:38:35.295 --> 00:38:38.526
Should we get the 500-thread count?
Ben, can you slow down a little bit?

736
00:38:38.698 --> 00:38:40.791
Oh, I'm trying.

737
00:38:45.972 --> 00:38:47.371
Oh, my God.

738
00:38:47.540 --> 00:38:48.564
Sorry. Ben?

739
00:38:48.742 --> 00:38:50.676
- Give me one, please?
- Will you take that?

740
00:38:50.844 --> 00:38:52.311
I'm gonna give you one.

741
00:38:52.479 --> 00:38:55.846
- I will help you by getting this one thing...
- I'm sorry.

742
00:38:56.016 --> 00:38:57.711
Guys, guys, guys, it's okay.

743
00:38:59.552 --> 00:39:01.179
- Come here. Come on, come on.
- Okay.

744
00:39:01.354 --> 00:39:03.652
Ben, don't drop him!

745
00:39:03.823 --> 00:39:05.654
Here, take the kids. Come on, come on.

746
00:39:05.825 --> 00:39:07.315
Boys, let's go. Come on.

747
00:39:07.494 --> 00:39:10.725
Hi, I'm looking for some Pima cotton
or Egyptian cotton sheets.

748
00:39:10.897 --> 00:39:13.297
Something that really seems to breathe.
I'm sorry.

749
00:39:13.466 --> 00:39:16.697
I can't seem to find them over there
and I have...

750
00:39:16.870 --> 00:39:19.430
Get off the bed.
All right.

751
00:39:21.408 --> 00:39:22.875
Get off the bed.

752
00:39:23.043 --> 00:39:26.604
Enough. Okay, enough.
No, no. Okay. Stop!

753
00:39:26.780 --> 00:39:29.476
No, no, no.
Guys, no, no, no.

754
00:39:29.649 --> 00:39:33.346
Just stop. Sorry.
It's fine. It's just a...

755
00:39:33.520 --> 00:39:34.851
Stop.

756
00:39:36.990 --> 00:39:40.016
Stop it! Stop, you stupid... Shut up!

757
00:39:40.193 --> 00:39:45.460
Just shut up, shut up, shut up!
Shut up, shut up! Shut it! Shut it!

758
00:39:45.632 --> 00:39:48.226
- Hey! What the hell are you doing?!
- I'm sorry.

759
00:39:48.601 --> 00:39:50.660
Thank God. I've had a long day.

760
00:39:50.837 --> 00:39:53.305
These are fake. Watch. See?

761
00:39:55.275 --> 00:39:56.765
No, no, no, we're on our way.

762
00:39:56.943 --> 00:40:01.141
We just got a little detained at Macy's.
Well, Ben did.

763
00:40:01.314 --> 00:40:03.544
For being a public nuisance.

764
00:40:03.716 --> 00:40:05.707
It's a long story.

765
00:40:05.885 --> 00:40:09.116
Okay. Bye.

766
00:40:10.156 --> 00:40:11.453
Well, I'll tell you...

767
00:40:11.624 --> 00:40:14.616
...l'm a lot more prepared for kids now.

768
00:40:15.095 --> 00:40:16.153
Like way more.

769
00:40:16.329 --> 00:40:19.958
Why are there 56 bras on here?

770
00:40:39.419 --> 00:40:41.819
Pour a glass of that for yourself.
Have a glass.

771
00:40:41.988 --> 00:40:45.651
All right, I got it. This is it.
You, my dear, look amazing.

772
00:40:47.527 --> 00:40:49.358
I can't believe all these cheeses.

773
00:40:49.529 --> 00:40:52.020
I know.
I don't even know which to start with.

774
00:40:52.198 --> 00:40:54.826
- There are so many.
- It's funny. Cheez Whiz or Velveeta.

775
00:40:55.001 --> 00:40:57.970
That's about as complicated
as my cheese dilemmas usually get.

776
00:40:58.138 --> 00:41:01.369
I think I prefer the nutty
Comté Saint-Antoine, which is this one.

777
00:41:01.541 --> 00:41:03.805
- All right, this is it?
- From the Basque region...

778
00:41:03.977 --> 00:41:06.878
...and go.
Gonna change your life.

779
00:41:07.046 --> 00:41:10.948
- Oh, my God. Carlisle.
- Oh, my God. Carlisle. Wait a minute.

780
00:41:11.117 --> 00:41:14.609
Ben, Carlisle's totally right.
I mean, this nutty cheese is the way to go.

781
00:41:14.787 --> 00:41:16.652
It's so good. You have to try it.

782
00:41:16.823 --> 00:41:20.657
- The white one? Good.
- You were right. You recommended it too.

783
00:41:21.861 --> 00:41:23.954
- Hey, everybody.
- Hey!

784
00:41:24.697 --> 00:41:27.495
Every time I hear the word
"cheese us," I'm in.

785
00:41:27.667 --> 00:41:29.157
Praise Gouda.

786
00:41:31.004 --> 00:41:33.404
Look at all of you,
you're all dressed to the nines.

787
00:41:33.573 --> 00:41:35.598
Oh, Lindsey, you look fabulous.

788
00:41:35.775 --> 00:41:38.573
- Oh, thank you.
- How's life after the big D?

789
00:41:40.146 --> 00:41:41.374
That bad, huh?

790
00:41:41.648 --> 00:41:43.946
Men are a little too hard to train so...

791
00:41:44.117 --> 00:41:48.554
Thought I'd stop trying
and live vicariously through Ben's training.

792
00:41:50.523 --> 00:41:52.616
Here I was thinking I was
already housebroken.

793
00:41:52.792 --> 00:41:53.781
Maybe not.

794
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:55.188
- Cute.
- It's refreshing...

795
00:41:55.361 --> 00:41:57.386
...how honest you are.
It doesn't happen...

796
00:41:57.564 --> 00:41:59.759
...that easily for a lot of in-laws.
- Really?

797
00:41:59.933 --> 00:42:03.027
Because I feel like we all
get along really well.

798
00:42:03.203 --> 00:42:05.865
You know what, Ben is a wonderful
addition to this family.

799
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:07.506
Wow, thank you.

800
00:42:07.674 --> 00:42:09.539
Whatever.
There's a little awkwardness...

801
00:42:09.709 --> 00:42:11.836
...but nothing more
than just new family stuff.

802
00:42:12.011 --> 00:42:14.639
You know a great way around
new family awkwardness?

803
00:42:14.814 --> 00:42:17.112
- Word association.
- Excuse me?

804
00:42:17.283 --> 00:42:19.410
It's fun, really. You go around the table...

805
00:42:19.586 --> 00:42:22.555
...and you pick one word that best
describes each in-law...

806
00:42:22.722 --> 00:42:24.815
...then they pick one word
that describes you.

807
00:42:24.991 --> 00:42:30.088
- A give and take, kind of an icebreaker...
- I think it sounds so fun. I love games.

808
00:42:30.263 --> 00:42:31.753
That's the spirit, Grandma.

809
00:42:31.931 --> 00:42:33.762
Ben, start with Grandma.

810
00:42:33.933 --> 00:42:37.562
One word to describe Grandma.

811
00:42:38.371 --> 00:42:41.602
That word would be...

812
00:42:41.774 --> 00:42:43.332
...wisdom.

813
00:42:43.509 --> 00:42:44.669
Excellent.

814
00:42:44.844 --> 00:42:46.709
Grandma. What about Ben?

815
00:42:47.680 --> 00:42:49.477
Peculiar for his age.

816
00:42:49.649 --> 00:42:52.140
Let's just try and stick with one word.

817
00:42:52.385 --> 00:42:55.479
- I'd just say peculiar.
- Okay.

818
00:42:55.655 --> 00:42:57.987
We have a winner.
Game over. I think.

819
00:42:58.157 --> 00:43:01.217
- No, no, come on. What about Lindsey?
- I don't wanna do it.

820
00:43:01.394 --> 00:43:03.954
Don't think.
What's the first word comes to your mind?

821
00:43:04.130 --> 00:43:05.791
Go for it.

822
00:43:07.033 --> 00:43:08.466
Blond.

823
00:43:08.635 --> 00:43:10.034
- Are you kidding me?
- Golden.

824
00:43:10.203 --> 00:43:13.798
No, gold. No, like you exude gold.
Not dumb, though.

825
00:43:13.973 --> 00:43:16.669
- I didn't say dumb.
- You didn't say dumb. You said blond.

826
00:43:16.843 --> 00:43:18.572
Okay. Blond Lindsey.

827
00:43:18.745 --> 00:43:21.680
Oh, my tur... Okay, awesome!
Yes, okay, so...

828
00:43:23.349 --> 00:43:25.078
Assertive.

829
00:43:25.551 --> 00:43:29.453
If you need someone to take the bull
by the horns, Ben's your guy.

830
00:43:30.723 --> 00:43:32.247
That's a good one.
Not that good.

831
00:43:32.425 --> 00:43:35.485
I mean, she's laughing a little
too hard for it, but good joke.

832
00:43:37.096 --> 00:43:39.360
This is terrific.
See how you're breaking the ice?

833
00:43:39.532 --> 00:43:42.092
There's something new happening now.
Take a shot at Dad.

834
00:43:42.268 --> 00:43:44.133
- There we go.
- Sadie's dad is...

835
00:43:44.304 --> 00:43:45.362
He's outgoing.

836
00:43:45.538 --> 00:43:48.666
- Outgoing, like saying "nice."
- That's very fitting.

837
00:43:48.841 --> 00:43:50.536
You're not shedding any light.

838
00:43:50.710 --> 00:43:52.837
- Come on, you can do better than this.
- Yes.

839
00:43:53.012 --> 00:43:54.445
- Let it rip.
- No, no, no.

840
00:43:54.614 --> 00:43:57.242
- No, don't push me. I'm not gonna...
- He's asking, Ben.

841
00:43:57.417 --> 00:43:58.782
- Go, come on.
- All right.

842
00:44:00.486 --> 00:44:01.748
What about pompous?

843
00:44:01.921 --> 00:44:06.187
<i>- I'm a little pompous.
- What's the Wizard of Oz thing? Pompous.</i>

844
00:44:06.793 --> 00:44:08.090
No, I was just kidding.

845
00:44:08.261 --> 00:44:12.459
No. No, no, no.
It's all right. I asked for it.

846
00:44:12.632 --> 00:44:16.466
I just meant somebody likes
to hear the sound of their own voice.

847
00:44:16.836 --> 00:44:18.326
Now you're getting interesting.

848
00:44:18.504 --> 00:44:20.096
Pompous dad, back at Ben.

849
00:44:20.273 --> 00:44:22.241
- Here it is.
- Okay.

850
00:44:22.875 --> 00:44:25.241
- How about vanilla?
- Whoa, mom!

851
00:44:25.411 --> 00:44:26.901
Called you vanilla.

852
00:44:27.080 --> 00:44:29.344
Could be bland, I'm not sure,
but it's your call.

853
00:44:29.515 --> 00:44:33.884
- Back at mom. Come on, Ben.
- Okay, "Stepford-y." Stepfordy.

854
00:44:34.053 --> 00:44:36.851
Stepfordy? Is that an adjective?

855
00:44:37.023 --> 00:44:38.718
Yeah, it just describes, you know:

856
00:44:38.891 --> 00:44:42.452
"Let's just sweep everything under the rug
with a pat on the back, a smile...

857
00:44:42.628 --> 00:44:45.620
...and don't forget the glass of champagne
to take the edge off."

858
00:44:45.798 --> 00:44:47.197
You're on a roll. Come on.

859
00:44:47.367 --> 00:44:50.063
Do we have any problems here?
If we did, we'd just...

860
00:44:50.236 --> 00:44:55.230
...throw some money at it because we
all know there's nothing money can't buy.

861
00:44:58.945 --> 00:45:01.106
Can't buy communication like this.

862
00:45:02.682 --> 00:45:06.118
<i>Hey, Ben, I thought you were
really great with my family today.</i>

863
00:45:06.285 --> 00:45:07.582
Are you making fun of me?

864
00:45:07.754 --> 00:45:09.847
No. No. Course not.

865
00:45:10.022 --> 00:45:11.182
It sounded like you were.

866
00:45:11.357 --> 00:45:13.484
I'm not making fun of you.
The fact that you...

867
00:45:13.659 --> 00:45:16.651
...lost your mind and embarrassed yourself
in front of everyone.

868
00:45:16.829 --> 00:45:19.730
No, that's not making fun of anyone.

869
00:45:22.568 --> 00:45:25.128
- Okay.
- What?

870
00:45:25.405 --> 00:45:27.873
- Time for a punishment. Come here.
- No.

871
00:45:31.444 --> 00:45:32.433
<i>What are you doing?</i>

872
00:45:32.612 --> 00:45:36.104
<i>- What does it look like I'm doing?
- Something that's very against the rules.</i>

873
00:45:36.282 --> 00:45:37.806
Mayday.

874
00:45:43.823 --> 00:45:45.814
Hi. Just in the neighborhood...

875
00:45:45.992 --> 00:45:48.358
...thought I'd drop by,
make a little house call.

876
00:45:48.528 --> 00:45:49.961
Yeah, of course you were.

877
00:45:50.129 --> 00:45:52.757
- Am I interrupting anything?
- No, no, no. Come on in.

878
00:45:52.932 --> 00:45:55.423
- Oh, thanks. Yay.
- Come on in.

879
00:45:55.601 --> 00:45:58.968
- Hi.
- I won't overstay my welcome.

880
00:45:59.505 --> 00:46:02.099
I just wanted to check
and see if everything was okay...

881
00:46:02.275 --> 00:46:06.041
...because after the tasting,
things were a little tense with the in-laws.

882
00:46:06.212 --> 00:46:08.043
Nope. No tension here.

883
00:46:08.881 --> 00:46:10.348
Can I be frank?

884
00:46:10.516 --> 00:46:12.040
Of course, I'm Frank.

885
00:46:12.218 --> 00:46:14.015
Pardon the pun...

886
00:46:14.187 --> 00:46:17.384
...but at this stage in the course,
I usually find out that...

887
00:46:17.557 --> 00:46:20.720
...a lot of couples resort to sex
as a quick fix for their problems.

888
00:46:20.893 --> 00:46:24.090
I just wanna make sure you're
strong enough to resist the temptation.

889
00:46:24.263 --> 00:46:27.027
- Yeah. We are.
- Yeah.

890
00:46:27.200 --> 00:46:29.532
Does that make you uncomfortable, Ben?

891
00:46:29.902 --> 00:46:33.030
No, I'm not uncomfortable
talking about sex, no.

892
00:46:33.206 --> 00:46:35.504
Having you in my living room
talking about sex...

893
00:46:35.675 --> 00:46:38.769
...that makes me a little uncomfortable.
Yeah.

894
00:46:38.945 --> 00:46:41.106
The number one rule of a good sex life...

895
00:46:41.280 --> 00:46:43.009
...is not being so serious.

896
00:46:43.182 --> 00:46:44.444
You know, because...

897
00:46:44.617 --> 00:46:46.812
...if the humor goes,
there goes the intimacy...

898
00:46:46.986 --> 00:46:49.853
...and then there goes the marriage,
then divorce, yada, yada.

899
00:46:50.256 --> 00:46:52.224
But there is a remedy.

900
00:46:52.391 --> 00:46:55.258
Knowing what your partner likes sexually.
How do you find out?

901
00:46:55.428 --> 00:46:58.226
Well, you ask. That's kind of wonderful.

902
00:46:58.397 --> 00:47:01.230
Hey, one little exercise,
then I'm Audi 5000, okay?

903
00:47:01.801 --> 00:47:02.825
Ben.

904
00:47:03.002 --> 00:47:05.334
Look at Sadie
and complete this sentence:

905
00:47:05.505 --> 00:47:07.632
"I like it when..."

906
00:47:11.777 --> 00:47:15.338
- This is ridiculous. I'm not doing it.
- It's not, Ben. Come on, I wanna know.

907
00:47:15.515 --> 00:47:17.779
I don't wanna talk about it.
I don't wanna do it.

908
00:47:17.950 --> 00:47:19.417
I wanna know.

909
00:47:20.052 --> 00:47:21.781
Please.

910
00:47:23.623 --> 00:47:25.488
Sadie.

911
00:47:26.492 --> 00:47:30.019
I really like it when...

912
00:47:30.596 --> 00:47:32.860
...Reverend Frank doesn't
interrupt us before sex.

913
00:47:33.032 --> 00:47:34.761
I'm glad I got that off my chest.

914
00:47:34.934 --> 00:47:36.492
- Okay.
- That's okay.

915
00:47:36.669 --> 00:47:39.536
You're not comfortable with this,
let's show him how to do it.

916
00:47:39.705 --> 00:47:42.833
- Don't hold back.
- I like it when it's out of the ordinary...

917
00:47:43.009 --> 00:47:44.408
...personally.

918
00:47:44.577 --> 00:47:48.274
That's weird, because I always pictured you
as a kind of in-the-bedroom person.

919
00:47:48.447 --> 00:47:52.349
- No, not really. No.
- Hi! Whoa! Out of the ordinary?

920
00:47:52.518 --> 00:47:53.746
We're out of the ordinary.

921
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:57.549
Because I remember having sex
on this carpet and I got a rug burn.

922
00:47:57.723 --> 00:47:58.951
- Ouch.
- Yeah.

923
00:47:59.125 --> 00:48:00.592
One time, though.
It was great...

924
00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:02.819
...but it's more the exception
than the rule.

925
00:48:02.995 --> 00:48:05.623
- I'm talking about, like, real spontaneity.
- Like what?

926
00:48:05.798 --> 00:48:07.959
Like my parents' bathroom?

927
00:48:08.134 --> 00:48:10.398
Oh, yeah, and everyone's
downstairs having dinner.

928
00:48:10.570 --> 00:48:12.970
- Exactly. Or on the beach.
- Under a towel.

929
00:48:13.139 --> 00:48:15.607
- At work.
- In the office supply room.

930
00:48:15.775 --> 00:48:19.506
Or maybe at your grandmother's house
while she's in the kitchen making tea.

931
00:48:19.679 --> 00:48:21.442
Yes! I love it when you get creative.

932
00:48:21.647 --> 00:48:24.013
You have no idea.
I love it when you take control.

933
00:48:24.183 --> 00:48:25.548
What do you like about that?

934
00:48:25.718 --> 00:48:28.152
Okay! That's enough of that!

935
00:48:28.321 --> 00:48:30.289
Ben, come on. This is just an exercise.

936
00:48:30.456 --> 00:48:32.356
- We were talking through it. Yes!
- No. No.

937
00:48:32.525 --> 00:48:35.153
Sadie.
Pushups, that's an exercise.

938
00:48:35.895 --> 00:48:38.159
No. No, I see
Ben's point of view here.

939
00:48:38.331 --> 00:48:40.060
Maybe we're rushing things a bit.

940
00:48:40.232 --> 00:48:42.700
Maybe I should pencil in
the date two years from now.

941
00:48:42.902 --> 00:48:45.462
- Okay.
- Sorry to bother you. Good night.

942
00:48:45.638 --> 00:48:51.235
I'll let myself out. I know the way.
You have a good night. I'm going out now.

943
00:48:51.410 --> 00:48:54.004
- What was that?
- Please.

944
00:48:54.180 --> 00:48:55.169
Reverend Frank!

945
00:48:56.716 --> 00:48:58.343
So we back on schedule?

946
00:48:58.517 --> 00:49:00.951
He's a reverend.
What did you think was gonna happen?

947
00:49:01.120 --> 00:49:04.021
Well, I can't believe you were
talking to him like that.

948
00:49:04.190 --> 00:49:09.753
I can't believe the first man to actually ask
me what I like in bed was my minister.

949
00:49:27.278 --> 00:49:28.472
Son of a...

950
00:49:48.066 --> 00:49:53.003
Hey, get your butt out the way!
This ain't no damn pedestrian crossing!

951
00:49:53.171 --> 00:49:55.366
So you're telling me
he bugged your apartment?

952
00:49:55.540 --> 00:49:57.508
Yes.
And who knows what he heard?

953
00:49:57.675 --> 00:50:00.542
I mean, this guy is sick,
and I can't wait to tell Sadie.

954
00:50:00.712 --> 00:50:03.078
- She's gonna freak out.
- You cannot tell Sadie.

955
00:50:03.248 --> 00:50:06.342
You think she's gonna believe her
reverend is bugging your bedroom?

956
00:50:06.517 --> 00:50:08.246
Of course she will. I have evidence.

957
00:50:08.419 --> 00:50:10.114
Does this bug have his name on it?

958
00:50:10.288 --> 00:50:12.085
No. But...

959
00:50:12.590 --> 00:50:13.614
All right.

960
00:50:13.791 --> 00:50:16.055
We can talk about this later
if you need to focus.

961
00:50:16.227 --> 00:50:19.094
I'm good. This is about you.
Lady in the wheelchair, please!

962
00:50:19.831 --> 00:50:21.025
Listen.

963
00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:23.531
The lines of communication
have to be shut down...

964
00:50:23.701 --> 00:50:27.137
...between you and your woman.
She trusts the reverend completely now.

965
00:50:27.305 --> 00:50:29.603
She trusts him so much
she's calling Shelly...

966
00:50:29.774 --> 00:50:33.107
...and telling her how we need
to take a course to help our marriage.

967
00:50:33.511 --> 00:50:35.843
So I'm supposed to take this lying down?

968
00:50:36.014 --> 00:50:39.108
No. Look, let me make this simple, okay?

969
00:50:39.317 --> 00:50:42.718
We have to punch a hole in Frank's
holier-than-thou armor.

970
00:50:42.887 --> 00:50:47.688
We have to find his deepest,
darkest secret and take him down.

971
00:50:48.593 --> 00:50:50.220
Roach coach.

972
00:50:51.262 --> 00:50:53.230
Roach coach!

973
00:51:20.858 --> 00:51:22.587
I'm not doing that. I'm not doing it.

974
00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:25.251
Thrust, thrust.

975
00:51:27.231 --> 00:51:30.530
All right, I know you're gonna find
something you like with this group.

976
00:51:30.702 --> 00:51:33.068
See, this is just what I gravitate towards.

977
00:51:33.237 --> 00:51:36.695
- Really simple.
- And no diamond? I'm fine with that.

978
00:51:40.545 --> 00:51:41.739
Split up?

979
00:51:42.947 --> 00:51:44.676
Come apart.

980
00:52:43.941 --> 00:52:44.930
Excuse me.

981
00:52:45.109 --> 00:52:47.669
Hi. I'm just here to pick up my rings.

982
00:52:47.845 --> 00:52:50.609
- Last name's Murphy.
- Murphy.

983
00:52:51.749 --> 00:52:53.774
- Okay, there you go.
- Oh, great. Thank you.

984
00:52:53.951 --> 00:52:55.816
Let's take a look.

985
00:52:55.987 --> 00:52:57.249
Oh, wow.

986
00:52:57.422 --> 00:52:59.413
- They're really beauti...
- Thank you.

987
00:53:00.792 --> 00:53:03.818
I'm sorry, does that say "Never to fart"?

988
00:53:04.028 --> 00:53:06.155
That's what you wrote
on your inscription form.

989
00:53:06.330 --> 00:53:08.264
I'm sorry, I wrote "Never to part."

990
00:53:08.433 --> 00:53:10.298
I don't know who would've
written "fart."

991
00:53:10.468 --> 00:53:13.164
- That's ridiculous.
- We get pretty strange requests here...

992
00:53:13.337 --> 00:53:17.774
...and we just engrave whatever is written,
and there you go.

993
00:53:17.942 --> 00:53:20.706
- Yep. "Never to part."
- "Never to fart."

994
00:53:22.246 --> 00:53:24.237
- No, that's a P.
- It's an F, sir.

995
00:53:24.415 --> 00:53:28.010
Nope, that's a P. Do you see how
that comes around in a P way?

996
00:53:28.419 --> 00:53:29.511
- Judith?
- Yes?

997
00:53:29.687 --> 00:53:32.212
Could you come over here
just for a tiny little second?

998
00:53:32.390 --> 00:53:33.823
Thank you. Judith...

999
00:53:33.991 --> 00:53:36.289
- Sure.
- What is this letter there?

1000
00:53:37.829 --> 00:53:39.854
- That is an F.
- No, that's a P.

1001
00:53:40.031 --> 00:53:41.999
It's a P.
It comes around like a P.

1002
00:53:42.166 --> 00:53:45.067
Well, actually, if you look,
there's clearly a gap in the curl.

1003
00:53:45.236 --> 00:53:47.568
There's no gap in the curl.
Judith? It connects.

1004
00:53:47.738 --> 00:53:49.137
That's a P. "Never to part."

1005
00:53:49.307 --> 00:53:52.174
- Mark, could you just come...
- I don't know that we need Mark.

1006
00:53:52.343 --> 00:53:54.208
...a little quick second here?

1007
00:53:54.378 --> 00:53:57.040
- And what is that?
- Oh, the novelty inscription, yes.

1008
00:53:57.215 --> 00:54:00.582
Mark, it's not a novelty inscription.
It's a romantic inscription.

1009
00:54:00.751 --> 00:54:02.548
Excuse me.
What is this letter?

1010
00:54:02.720 --> 00:54:07.555
- It's an F. I do teach penmanship.
- I took his class. It's wonderful.

1011
00:54:08.059 --> 00:54:09.720
- It's pretty clearly an F.
- Yeah.

1012
00:54:09.894 --> 00:54:10.883
Excuse me, excuse me.

1013
00:54:11.062 --> 00:54:13.223
Hi. I'm really sorry
to bother you. Very nice.

1014
00:54:13.397 --> 00:54:18.096
Could I ask you to help us out with
a problem here, just a little problem?

1015
00:54:18.269 --> 00:54:20.328
Could we show the normal person?
Thank you.

1016
00:54:20.505 --> 00:54:25.807
What would you call the letter between
the fingers that I'm pointing at right there?

1017
00:54:26.077 --> 00:54:27.669
- What is that?
- An F?

1018
00:54:27.845 --> 00:54:30.279
- I'm sorry, sir? Louder, please?
- An F?

1019
00:54:30.448 --> 00:54:31.437
- F.
- Yes.

1020
00:54:31.616 --> 00:54:34.779
- That's right.
- Okay, excuse me. Hi. All right.

1021
00:54:34.952 --> 00:54:36.920
I'm getting married in two days.

1022
00:54:37.088 --> 00:54:39.886
Thank you.
I really need that to say "Never to part."

1023
00:54:40.057 --> 00:54:42.719
- That's very nice.
- "Never to part." That's so sweet.

1024
00:54:42.894 --> 00:54:44.054
And that's what I wrote.

1025
00:54:44.228 --> 00:54:47.356
I need it to say "Never to part,"
and I need it done immediately.

1026
00:54:47.532 --> 00:54:50.365
So how do we do that?
How do we get that done?

1027
00:54:50.535 --> 00:54:52.526
We could have it tomorrow.
In the morning.

1028
00:54:52.703 --> 00:54:54.603
Great.
And that's what we can do.

1029
00:54:54.772 --> 00:54:56.364
But there's a $250 rush fee.

1030
00:54:56.541 --> 00:54:59.942
So I'm spending $250 on something
I asked you to do in the first place?

1031
00:55:00.111 --> 00:55:01.669
And we can guarantee that.

1032
00:55:04.282 --> 00:55:06.580
This is ridiculous. There's nothing here.

1033
00:55:06.751 --> 00:55:08.309
Oh, come on, man.

1034
00:55:08.486 --> 00:55:11.284
<i>If that old lady from
Murder, She Wrote can do this...</i>

1035
00:55:11.455 --> 00:55:13.980
...then we can find something.

1036
00:55:14.158 --> 00:55:17.321
- Are you talking about Angela L...
- Just keep looking.

1037
00:55:19.497 --> 00:55:20.486
What is that?

1038
00:55:20.665 --> 00:55:22.633
Frank Littleton. That's his address.

1039
00:55:24.202 --> 00:55:26.830
But who's Maria Gonzales?

1040
00:55:52.630 --> 00:55:54.120
<i>- Hello?
- Joel, it's Ben.</i>

1041
00:55:54.298 --> 00:55:55.822
There's no one here by that name.

1042
00:55:56.000 --> 00:55:58.491
Is there another name
you'd maybe like to try?

1043
00:55:58.669 --> 00:56:00.261
Eagle, it's Sapphire.

1044
00:56:00.438 --> 00:56:02.269
Copy that, Sapphire.
What's your 20?

1045
00:56:02.440 --> 00:56:03.907
I'm at John the Baptist's house.

1046
00:56:04.375 --> 00:56:06.104
<i>- What's he doing?
- He's showering.</i>

1047
00:56:06.744 --> 00:56:08.769
Dude, you're watching
him take a shower?

1048
00:56:08.946 --> 00:56:10.174
No, I'm outside.

1049
00:56:10.681 --> 00:56:12.114
Then get your butt inside.

1050
00:56:12.283 --> 00:56:15.946
- What? Are you nuts? I'm gonna get caught.
- Listen, the rehearsal's tomorrow.

1051
00:56:16.120 --> 00:56:18.179
You've only got today to blow the lid off.

1052
00:56:18.356 --> 00:56:19.550
It's your only chance.

1053
00:56:19.724 --> 00:56:23.125
Strike first, strike hard. No mercy.

1054
00:56:30.768 --> 00:56:32.030
What the hell am I doing?

1055
00:56:51.222 --> 00:56:52.587
Stop!

1056
00:57:24.121 --> 00:57:25.588
Maria Gonzales.

1057
00:57:31.762 --> 00:57:32.786
I got you, sucker M.C.

1058
00:57:39.403 --> 00:57:41.803
Hi.

1059
00:57:42.073 --> 00:57:44.405
Wow, look at you...

1060
00:57:44.575 --> 00:57:46.702
...priest dog.

1061
00:57:48.679 --> 00:57:50.704
Hi.

1062
00:57:50.881 --> 00:57:52.075
I'm gonna...

1063
00:57:52.249 --> 00:57:53.682
No. No, no!

1064
00:58:01.292 --> 00:58:03.192
That's so gross.

1065
00:58:11.235 --> 00:58:12.463
Nicodemus!

1066
00:58:12.636 --> 00:58:14.365
Nicodemus!

1067
00:58:14.739 --> 00:58:16.730
No, no, no, no!

1068
00:58:17.274 --> 00:58:18.332
Nicodemus.

1069
00:58:18.509 --> 00:58:20.500
Leave Mr. Socks alone.

1070
00:58:20.678 --> 00:58:23.340
Nicodemus! Bad Nicodemus!

1071
00:58:23.514 --> 00:58:26.415
These are my Cheesy Curls.
No, don't you run away.

1072
00:58:26.617 --> 00:58:29.950
Bad. These are mine.

1073
00:58:30.254 --> 00:58:33.087
This is good.
Things are really good.

1074
00:58:33.257 --> 00:58:37.387
And I'm not even concerned with the fact
that Ben hasn't written his vows yet.

1075
00:58:37.561 --> 00:58:40.121
- Really?
- No.

1076
00:58:40.297 --> 00:58:46.099
He's just drawn this little animated truck
going through a hoop of fire.

1077
00:58:46.804 --> 00:58:48.396
You know what?

1078
00:58:48.639 --> 00:58:50.072
It's actually better.

1079
00:58:50.241 --> 00:58:52.300
Because he's waiting
until the last second...

1080
00:58:52.476 --> 00:58:56.913
...when his mind is completely clear
and he can just say what he really means.

1081
00:58:57.882 --> 00:59:00.373
- Okay, hold on.
- What do we think? What's the verdict?

1082
00:59:00.551 --> 00:59:02.678
Let's just take a second.

1083
00:59:02.853 --> 00:59:04.787
Honestly?

1084
00:59:06.390 --> 00:59:08.950
Looks a little bit like the inside
of a down comforter.

1085
00:59:11.562 --> 00:59:13.052
What the hell's going on?

1086
00:59:13.230 --> 00:59:14.561
But look, no, the rhinest...

1087
00:59:14.732 --> 00:59:17.758
- It's beautiful, honestly...
- No. I'm not talking about the dress.

1088
00:59:17.935 --> 00:59:20.665
I'm talking about Ben.
An animated truck?

1089
00:59:20.838 --> 00:59:23.830
You know, I wrote seven pages
on how much I love and adore him...

1090
00:59:24.008 --> 00:59:28.911
...and all he can muster up for me is some
stupid Tonka truck in a three-ring circus?

1091
00:59:29.079 --> 00:59:31.639
- That's it?
- Okay, you know what?

1092
00:59:32.316 --> 00:59:33.578
Lay it on me.

1093
00:59:33.751 --> 00:59:35.946
Oh, God.

1094
00:59:36.120 --> 00:59:38.520
Please tell me everything's gonna be fine.

1095
00:59:39.490 --> 00:59:41.151
What do you want me to say?

1096
00:59:41.826 --> 00:59:44.124
Sadie, my marriage failed.

1097
00:59:44.762 --> 00:59:48.425
<i>I watch Titanic by myself, alone,
in my room, every night...</i>

1098
00:59:48.599 --> 00:59:50.965
...stuffing my face
with Honey BBQ Fritos.

1099
00:59:51.836 --> 00:59:55.101
Not the one to give you any tips or advice
about your relationship...

1100
00:59:55.272 --> 00:59:57.604
...no matter how desperate you are.

1101
00:59:57.775 --> 00:59:59.242
Sorry.

1102
00:59:59.977 --> 01:00:06.007
However, I do recall my ex
never wrote any vows at all.

1103
01:00:06.350 --> 01:00:08.113
Really?

1104
01:00:09.019 --> 01:00:10.452
That's kind of promising.

1105
01:00:10.621 --> 01:00:11.610
Yeah.

1106
01:00:11.789 --> 01:00:13.916
It was probably because he was
too busy...

1107
01:00:14.091 --> 01:00:17.891
...sleeping with our dental hygienist,
which was great.

1108
01:00:18.729 --> 01:00:21.289
Hey, but your hygienist is a guy, right?

1109
01:00:21.465 --> 01:00:23.023
Yeah.

1110
01:00:24.034 --> 01:00:25.194
You're fine.

1111
01:00:39.283 --> 01:00:42.377
Is this a piece of work?
They don't make them like this any more.

1112
01:00:42.786 --> 01:00:44.276
When two people say "I do"...

1113
01:00:44.455 --> 01:00:47.322
...they're putting their lives
in each other's hands entirely.

1114
01:00:47.491 --> 01:00:49.959
Anything less than that
is doomed to failure.

1115
01:00:50.127 --> 01:00:52.254
Now, the last test you have to pass...

1116
01:00:52.429 --> 01:00:54.761
...before I certify you
ready for marriage...

1117
01:00:54.932 --> 01:00:57.059
...is the communication test.

1118
01:00:57.835 --> 01:00:59.462
Which is very important...

1119
01:00:59.637 --> 01:01:02.936
...given how poorly we've been doing
in that area lately.

1120
01:01:03.107 --> 01:01:04.199
Oh, me? Don't worry.

1121
01:01:04.375 --> 01:01:06.070
I plan on communicating very well...

1122
01:01:06.243 --> 01:01:09.474
Okay, Ben, can you please
just let him finish talking?

1123
01:01:09.647 --> 01:01:11.239
- Thank you.
- Yep.

1124
01:01:13.584 --> 01:01:15.916
- Sorry, reverend.
- It's okay.

1125
01:01:16.086 --> 01:01:19.681
To demonstrate how important
communication is in that area:

1126
01:01:21.458 --> 01:01:23.153
- What?
- Blindfold.

1127
01:01:24.228 --> 01:01:26.492
- What are you doing?
- I'm not doing anything.

1128
01:01:26.664 --> 01:01:29.155
You're gonna be Sadie's eyes
as she drives us.

1129
01:01:29.366 --> 01:01:32.824
- You're insane!
- lf you wanna pass this course...

1130
01:01:33.003 --> 01:01:35.597
...and get married tomorrow,
you have to pass this test.

1131
01:01:35.773 --> 01:01:36.933
Your call.

1132
01:01:37.107 --> 01:01:41.271
<i>- Yeah. Yeah. I can do this.
- You're actually gonna go through with this?</i>

1133
01:01:41.979 --> 01:01:45.847
- What, Ben, you don't think I can do this?
- Okay. Maybe you don't understand...

1134
01:01:46.016 --> 01:01:47.142
...what's going on here.

1135
01:01:47.318 --> 01:01:49.582
Ben, there's two sets of controls.

1136
01:01:49.753 --> 01:01:51.778
I can take over at any time.

1137
01:01:53.791 --> 01:01:55.281
What'll it be, Benjamin?

1138
01:01:55.459 --> 01:01:56.653
Yeah.

1139
01:01:57.461 --> 01:01:59.656
Well, I'm gonna need
a little help here, though.

1140
01:01:59.830 --> 01:02:01.388
First you need to put it in gear.

1141
01:02:01.565 --> 01:02:03.465
- Check.
- And then you're gonna ease out...

1142
01:02:03.634 --> 01:02:04.862
...onto the street.

1143
01:02:08.839 --> 01:02:11.000
Left. Left!

1144
01:02:11.175 --> 01:02:13.803
There you are. Right.
To the right!

1145
01:02:13.978 --> 01:02:16.208
Ben, did you see a clipboard back there?

1146
01:02:16.380 --> 01:02:18.371
There it is. Least it's warm.

1147
01:02:18.549 --> 01:02:20.380
<i>- What...?
- It's a communication exercise.</i>

1148
01:02:20.551 --> 01:02:22.519
You will be graded.
Less than 80 percent...

1149
01:02:22.686 --> 01:02:24.517
...consider getting married in Vegas.

1150
01:02:24.688 --> 01:02:26.918
You know what?
Vegas sounds awesome right now.

1151
01:02:27.091 --> 01:02:29.525
Maybe you can get an
Elvis impersonator to officiate.

1152
01:02:29.693 --> 01:02:31.058
"Hey, my wife. Yeah."

1153
01:02:35.766 --> 01:02:38.894
- Ben, you wanna help your future bride?
- Yep, yep, yeah. I do, I do.

1154
01:02:39.069 --> 01:02:41.401
How about we take a right?
Head back to the church.

1155
01:02:41.572 --> 01:02:43.233
You might wanna brake.
Anytime.

1156
01:02:45.409 --> 01:02:47.707
Sorry. I'm sorry. I just, I got nervous.

1157
01:02:47.878 --> 01:02:50.608
That's very good.
Taking responsibility. Excellent, Sadie.

1158
01:02:50.781 --> 01:02:52.248
More enthusiasm
in the back, Ben.

1159
01:02:52.416 --> 01:02:55.749
<i>Oh, my God, I'm having so much fun!
Aren't you? I might pee my pants.</i>

1160
01:02:55.919 --> 01:02:57.910
Sarcasm, wicked stepsister
of communication.

1161
01:02:58.088 --> 01:02:59.680
- Point off.
- Now take a right. Now.

1162
01:02:59.857 --> 01:03:01.324
- A right? Now?
- Now!

1163
01:03:03.627 --> 01:03:04.651
It's a one-way street!

1164
01:03:04.828 --> 01:03:06.523
Okay, well, then should I pull over?

1165
01:03:06.697 --> 01:03:09.063
No, no. Just go straight.
They'll go around you.

1166
01:03:09.233 --> 01:03:12.498
Oh, my... Jesus. Okay, okay.

1167
01:03:12.703 --> 01:03:17.504
<i>- In about 20 yards we're gonna turn.
- 20 yards means nothing to me. I can't see.</i>

1168
01:03:17.675 --> 01:03:20.109
Here we go. Turning now!

1169
01:03:21.211 --> 01:03:24.578
There's a man.
That's an old man in a hat and a thing.

1170
01:03:24.748 --> 01:03:26.272
Look out!

1171
01:03:29.153 --> 01:03:31.815
- I'm blind, Ben!
- That's enough. We're ending this. Stop!

1172
01:03:31.989 --> 01:03:34.116
Is that what you do
when things get difficult?

1173
01:03:34.291 --> 01:03:35.758
You're just gonna quit?

1174
01:03:35.926 --> 01:03:37.359
I need to count on you, Ben.

1175
01:03:37.528 --> 01:03:40.929
Life will hand you stress
and the key to managing your anxiety...

1176
01:03:41.098 --> 01:03:44.431
...is not letting it contaminate your partner.
- Garbage truck!

1177
01:03:45.436 --> 01:03:46.596
- Where?
- Punch it!

1178
01:03:49.406 --> 01:03:50.771
Yeah!

1179
01:03:52.443 --> 01:03:54.843
<i>I'm pretty sure I'm not learning
anything from this.</i>

1180
01:03:55.012 --> 01:03:57.276
- Are we good? Are we good?
- There's Burt Fleeger!

1181
01:03:57.448 --> 01:03:58.938
Looking good, Hollywood!

1182
01:03:59.116 --> 01:04:03.052
- I feel like I'm not getting any guidance.
- You might wanna pick up speed a little.

1183
01:04:03.253 --> 01:04:06.620
- Wait, wait. Why would we do that?
- There's a parking space up there.

1184
01:04:06.790 --> 01:04:08.587
Gun it, Sadie.

1185
01:04:13.464 --> 01:04:15.329
- I never get this space!
- Oh, my God!

1186
01:04:15.499 --> 01:04:17.296
Perfect.

1187
01:04:19.169 --> 01:04:20.966
Hello, Jones family. How's it going?

1188
01:04:21.138 --> 01:04:22.662
Hello, reverend.

1189
01:04:23.107 --> 01:04:24.768
Daughter's a good little driver.

1190
01:04:28.145 --> 01:04:32.013
Well, you have the wedding processional.
You can go with Mendelssohn...

1191
01:04:32.182 --> 01:04:35.845
...or one couple actually had Captain and
Tennille here playing "Muskrat Love."

1192
01:04:36.019 --> 01:04:38.681
It's your call.
After you boogie down the aisle...

1193
01:04:38.856 --> 01:04:41.154
...l'll start by saying something nice.

1194
01:04:41.325 --> 01:04:44.351
Speaking of that, let's give a big
Saint Augustine welcome...

1195
01:04:44.528 --> 01:04:48.191
...to Ben Murphy's parents,
Ron and Mary Murphy.

1196
01:04:48.499 --> 01:04:49.966
Came all the way from Seattle.

1197
01:04:50.134 --> 01:04:54.264
Then I get into a brief message about
the joy and the sanctity of marriage...

1198
01:04:54.438 --> 01:04:57.202
...and that on your honeymoon,
try and act surprised.

1199
01:04:57.374 --> 01:04:59.137
It's an old joke, but sometimes works.

1200
01:04:59.309 --> 01:05:01.140
Then we got prayer, hymn, prayer, hymn.

1201
01:05:01.311 --> 01:05:04.109
And then we get into the vows.

1202
01:05:04.281 --> 01:05:07.114
In my course, the couple
writes their own vows.

1203
01:05:07.284 --> 01:05:09.115
And that in mind, may I have your vows?

1204
01:05:09.686 --> 01:05:11.711
Thank you.

1205
01:05:12.489 --> 01:05:14.286
Thank you.

1206
01:05:16.059 --> 01:05:17.356
- Ben?
- Yeah.

1207
01:05:17.528 --> 01:05:18.654
Got the vows?

1208
01:05:18.829 --> 01:05:20.729
Ben, where are your vows?

1209
01:05:21.098 --> 01:05:22.258
Oh, I have them. I just...

1210
01:05:22.432 --> 01:05:25.401
I haven't finished them, but I will
have them here tomorrow.

1211
01:05:26.503 --> 01:05:29.563
Okey-dokey.
Well, I guess that'll have to do for now.

1212
01:05:29.740 --> 01:05:32.072
After the vows,
we have the lighting of the candle.

1213
01:05:32.242 --> 01:05:35.075
- It's true, by the way.
- Not now, Ben. I just wanna think.

1214
01:05:35.279 --> 01:05:36.405
Thinking's good.

1215
01:05:36.580 --> 01:05:38.878
- Yes, I wanna think about everything.
- What about?

1216
01:05:39.049 --> 01:05:41.142
I'm guessing these aren't
part of the vows.

1217
01:05:41.318 --> 01:05:46.756
Okay, because I used to think that we were
so perfectly compatible for each other...

1218
01:05:46.924 --> 01:05:48.755
...and now...

1219
01:05:49.326 --> 01:05:50.486
- Look at us, Ben.
- What?

1220
01:05:50.661 --> 01:05:54.256
- Ben, you want two kids, and I want four.
- So what?

1221
01:05:54.431 --> 01:05:57.628
You obviously think my family
is a bunch of rich, alcoholic snobs.

1222
01:05:57.801 --> 01:06:01.237
- You never take the lead on things, Ben!
- And I'm not good enough for you!

1223
01:06:01.438 --> 01:06:03.929
I'm not adventurous enough in bed, right?

1224
01:06:04.107 --> 01:06:06.632
And I'm not as handsome as Carlisle,
not as successful.

1225
01:06:06.810 --> 01:06:08.869
Carlisle has nothing to do with it.

1226
01:06:09.046 --> 01:06:11.537
- Carlisle has everything to do with it.
- How?

1227
01:06:11.715 --> 01:06:15.242
Because he is someone whose opinion
you trust way more than mine.

1228
01:06:15.419 --> 01:06:18.786
Oh, God. When have I
ever said that to you, Ben?

1229
01:06:18.956 --> 01:06:20.048
You just don't have to.

1230
01:06:20.290 --> 01:06:22.053
"Carlisle, what crystal should we use?

1231
01:06:22.226 --> 01:06:25.559
What brand of cheese is good, Carlisle?"

1232
01:06:25.729 --> 01:06:28.562
God, I am so sick of you
choosing Carlisle's cheese.

1233
01:06:28.732 --> 01:06:33.499
- Carlisle's cheese. Explore that, Ben.
- Enough of the pop psychology, reverend.

1234
01:06:33.670 --> 01:06:38.107
Because all you've done is everything
you can to make sure this doesn't work.

1235
01:06:38.275 --> 01:06:42.234
I've worked very hard to create lines
of communication between you and Sadie...

1236
01:06:42.412 --> 01:06:44.607
...to let you know what you're in for.

1237
01:06:44.781 --> 01:06:46.214
- You're onto it.
- Yeah, we are.

1238
01:06:46.383 --> 01:06:48.851
We are discovering
a whole shitload right now!

1239
01:06:49.019 --> 01:06:50.646
- Really?
- Yes, we are, Ben.

1240
01:06:50.854 --> 01:06:53.880
- Guys, seriously, space, please.
- Now's the time. Pop the info.

1241
01:06:54.057 --> 01:06:56.252
Okay. Okay. You know what?

1242
01:06:56.426 --> 01:06:58.894
I didn't wanna have to do this,
but I have no choice.

1243
01:06:59.062 --> 01:07:02.122
So aside from the fact that
Reverend Frank bugged our apartment...

1244
01:07:02.299 --> 01:07:03.357
Excuse me, what?

1245
01:07:03.533 --> 01:07:05.501
I've mounted an investigation.

1246
01:07:05.669 --> 01:07:08.263
One that I think you would be
interested to hear about.

1247
01:07:08.438 --> 01:07:12.067
So Frankie, should I tell them
or should you?

1248
01:07:13.443 --> 01:07:15.070
What do you want me to tell them?

1249
01:07:15.245 --> 01:07:18.180
What I want you to tell them
is what their good and decent...

1250
01:07:18.348 --> 01:07:22.682
...and ever-so-intuitive reverend
was doing when he married...

1251
01:07:22.853 --> 01:07:26.289
...and then subsequently divorced
one Maria Gonzales.

1252
01:07:27.424 --> 01:07:28.789
That's not true.

1253
01:07:28.959 --> 01:07:32.690
Reverend Frank has never been
married or divorced.

1254
01:07:33.530 --> 01:07:35.725
That's what I thought too,
Grandma Jones.

1255
01:07:35.899 --> 01:07:36.991
But...

1256
01:07:37.167 --> 01:07:38.156
...Reverend Frank?

1257
01:07:40.671 --> 01:07:42.002
It's true.

1258
01:07:42.172 --> 01:07:43.161
What?

1259
01:07:43.340 --> 01:07:44.398
Oh, it's very true.

1260
01:07:44.574 --> 01:07:47.509
How can we trust anything
he said to us now?

1261
01:07:47.678 --> 01:07:50.875
We have put our relationship
in the hands of a total hypocrite.

1262
01:07:52.849 --> 01:07:56.842
I didn't wanna have to talk about this
to protect certain parties...

1263
01:07:57.020 --> 01:07:59.989
...but enough time has passed
so the truth can finally be known.

1264
01:08:00.157 --> 01:08:01.419
Yes. Please do.

1265
01:08:01.591 --> 01:08:05.152
Several years ago, a young woman named
Maria Gonzales attended our church.

1266
01:08:05.929 --> 01:08:09.194
She was a refugee who was
denied political asylum.

1267
01:08:09.366 --> 01:08:13.962
If she was deported back to Guatemala,
she would have faced most certain death.

1268
01:08:14.137 --> 01:08:17.072
So in order for her and her children
to stay in this country...

1269
01:08:17.240 --> 01:08:20.403
...I agreed to marry her
so she could get a green card.

1270
01:08:20.744 --> 01:08:23.679
Once she was legal, we divorced.

1271
01:08:23.847 --> 01:08:26.338
She moved to New Mexico with her kids.

1272
01:08:26.516 --> 01:08:29.576
A couple of years ago I got a letter
from her, and she told me...

1273
01:08:29.753 --> 01:08:33.211
...that her oldest
had been accepted to Harvard Law.

1274
01:08:33.690 --> 01:08:37.683
He was going to graduate
in the top of his class, and when he did...

1275
01:08:37.861 --> 01:08:40.091
...he was going to go
into immigration reform.

1276
01:08:40.263 --> 01:08:43.232
And that is the story of Maria Gonzales.

1277
01:08:44.701 --> 01:08:46.532
I keep their pictures in my wallet...

1278
01:08:49.573 --> 01:08:52.599
...to remind me that one person
can make a difference...

1279
01:08:52.776 --> 01:08:54.573
...even against insurmountable odds.

1280
01:08:56.213 --> 01:08:57.908
That's...
That's Pablo right there.

1281
01:08:58.081 --> 01:08:59.139
Ben.

1282
01:09:01.184 --> 01:09:06.121
If you had just spent half the amount
of time on your wedding vows...

1283
01:09:06.289 --> 01:09:09.690
...as this stupid little investigation...

1284
01:09:10.093 --> 01:09:13.028
...we would probably be walking
down the aisle tomorrow.

1285
01:09:13.196 --> 01:09:14.959
And, no, no...

1286
01:09:15.866 --> 01:09:17.731
I can't do it.

1287
01:09:23.907 --> 01:09:27.240
- Unbelievable.
- You're such a jerk.

1288
01:09:29.513 --> 01:09:30.639
Benjamin.

1289
01:09:32.416 --> 01:09:34.077
Are you happy now?

1290
01:09:35.018 --> 01:09:37.213
It's a painful process.

1291
01:09:37.387 --> 01:09:38.684
That's why we do it.

1292
01:09:38.855 --> 01:09:40.618
To find the truth, Benjamin.

1293
01:09:41.358 --> 01:09:42.382
Sometim...

1294
01:09:44.895 --> 01:09:48.262
Why did you punch the reverend?
What is wrong with you?

1295
01:09:49.533 --> 01:09:52.502
Nice right hook, but you are going to hell.
Know that?

1296
01:09:52.669 --> 01:09:54.694
I'm sorry. J.C., I'm sorry.

1297
01:09:57.474 --> 01:10:00.602
Three weeks.
That's a new course record.

1298
01:10:00.777 --> 01:10:04.440
Man, I haven't seen a right hook like that
since the Buffolini meltdown.

1299
01:10:04.614 --> 01:10:06.912
I hate this part.

1300
01:10:07.217 --> 01:10:09.481
I'll get the bag of frozen peas.
Come on.

1301
01:10:09.886 --> 01:10:11.376
Here we go.

1302
01:10:34.811 --> 01:10:36.210
Hi.

1303
01:10:37.647 --> 01:10:40.343
I can't believe I was about to marry
someone I didn't know.

1304
01:10:40.517 --> 01:10:42.644
That's why we have the course.

1305
01:10:42.819 --> 01:10:45.481
It's good that I found out now
instead of down the road...

1306
01:10:45.655 --> 01:10:48.055
...because that just
would have been awful.

1307
01:10:48.792 --> 01:10:51.283
I'm sorry, he just, he makes me so mad.

1308
01:10:51.928 --> 01:10:53.953
What am I supposed to do now?

1309
01:10:54.898 --> 01:10:57.093
- You still have your honeymoon tickets?
- Yeah.

1310
01:10:57.267 --> 01:10:58.359
Use them.

1311
01:10:58.535 --> 01:11:02.096
Go away for a couple of days.
Take a friend, family, anybody.

1312
01:11:03.039 --> 01:11:05.599
- I don't know.
- Oh, come on, it'll be great for you.

1313
01:11:06.243 --> 01:11:09.303
Get a tan, huh? Trust me.

1314
01:11:12.816 --> 01:11:14.613
See you, kiddo.

1315
01:11:15.986 --> 01:11:17.715
You know...

1316
01:11:18.221 --> 01:11:20.985
...maybe Ben wasn't the only...

1317
01:11:21.158 --> 01:11:22.182
No.

1318
01:11:22.359 --> 01:11:25.556
- No, no. What? What?
- No, have a great trip.

1319
01:11:32.536 --> 01:11:34.970
I mean, it wasn't supposed
to be like this.

1320
01:11:35.138 --> 01:11:37.436
Yeah, I feel as bad as you do.

1321
01:11:38.208 --> 01:11:41.405
Now she's using her honeymoon
ticket without me.

1322
01:11:41.711 --> 01:11:43.906
I mean, how is that supposed
to make me feel?

1323
01:11:44.814 --> 01:11:47.681
Bad. I think.

1324
01:11:49.219 --> 01:11:54.350
Three weeks ago, I was the happiest guy
in the world, and now I just...

1325
01:11:55.659 --> 01:11:57.286
Now I'm just sitting here with you.

1326
01:11:58.495 --> 01:12:01.692
Thanks.
Thanks, Ben. Appreciate that.

1327
01:12:01.865 --> 01:12:04.095
No, you know what I mean, I just...

1328
01:12:04.267 --> 01:12:05.700
Hey, it's cool.

1329
01:12:05.869 --> 01:12:10.897
Look, don't take this the wrong way,
because Sadie's cool, I like her a lot...

1330
01:12:11.074 --> 01:12:13.235
...but there are plenty of fish in the sea.

1331
01:12:13.410 --> 01:12:16.072
And now it's your time to be
the king barracuda...

1332
01:12:16.246 --> 01:12:19.010
...and get out there
and swim with the sweet tuna.

1333
01:12:19.182 --> 01:12:20.877
The ocean is yours, man.

1334
01:12:23.320 --> 01:12:25.754
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.

1335
01:12:27.390 --> 01:12:28.982
Okay.

1336
01:12:29.926 --> 01:12:31.450
You're a bear.

1337
01:12:31.628 --> 01:12:32.890
Now jump in that forest...

1338
01:12:33.063 --> 01:12:36.226
...and you gotta tag as many
cute, furry, bear butts as you can.

1339
01:12:36.399 --> 01:12:37.559
Joel...

1340
01:12:37.734 --> 01:12:39.998
...you're my best friend, man.
You know that?

1341
01:12:40.570 --> 01:12:43.471
- And I love you. You know that?
- I love you too.

1342
01:12:43.640 --> 01:12:47.804
But you have got to be
the worst advice-giver I know.

1343
01:12:48.945 --> 01:12:51.971
I mean, not only is your
advice terrible, but...

1344
01:12:52.148 --> 01:12:55.174
...it just backfires at every turn.

1345
01:12:55.352 --> 01:12:58.879
And now you're talking to me
about fish and bears.

1346
01:12:59.055 --> 01:13:02.752
She's a woman, Joel.
I mean, she's an amazing woman.

1347
01:13:02.926 --> 01:13:05.224
And she's just so beautiful.

1348
01:13:05.395 --> 01:13:09.126
And she's loving and...

1349
01:13:09.366 --> 01:13:12.062
It was all right there...

1350
01:13:13.169 --> 01:13:15.034
...and I lost it.

1351
01:13:16.973 --> 01:13:21.171
And I don't need you telling me
that I should go out and find someone else.

1352
01:13:21.344 --> 01:13:25.144
I mean, I don't need anybody
telling me how to go...

1353
01:13:26.416 --> 01:13:28.680
I don't need anyone telling me.

1354
01:13:29.819 --> 01:13:31.480
Wait. Where you...
Ben! Hey!

1355
01:13:37.694 --> 01:13:39.855
No way.

1356
01:13:44.167 --> 01:13:46.829
Whoa! Is that one strike
or two against Rodriguez?

1357
01:13:47.003 --> 01:13:48.027
Two.

1358
01:13:48.204 --> 01:13:50.502
Awesome job with the camouflage, guys.

1359
01:13:50.674 --> 01:13:51.868
Seriously, you got me.

1360
01:13:52.042 --> 01:13:55.205
Who'd have thought you'd be in a van
with "Saint Augustine's"?

1361
01:13:55.445 --> 01:13:56.912
Just listening to the ball game!

1362
01:13:58.014 --> 01:13:59.845
Cubs are off today.

1363
01:14:15.932 --> 01:14:17.058
Hey, Gillie.

1364
01:14:17.233 --> 01:14:20.134
This guy say he's in love.
He come to Jamaica to find his girl.

1365
01:14:20.303 --> 01:14:23.761
Well, see, we were supposed to get married
and then she just called it off.

1366
01:14:25.175 --> 01:14:27.643
Oh, no. It's a long story. Just...

1367
01:14:27.811 --> 01:14:29.938
Man, you don't have to worry,
it's a long ride.

1368
01:14:30.113 --> 01:14:33.241
It's really a long ride.
You can sit and tell us.

1369
01:14:33.416 --> 01:14:34.906
Well, what happened was...

1370
01:14:37.087 --> 01:14:40.716
It is absolutely beautiful here.

1371
01:14:41.658 --> 01:14:44.354
Hey, Mom, you gonna get in your bikini?

1372
01:14:44.527 --> 01:14:45.516
Like hell I will.

1373
01:14:53.903 --> 01:14:56.667
Talk to her. This is for lovers, man!

1374
01:14:57.006 --> 01:14:58.098
Thank you.

1375
01:15:13.623 --> 01:15:14.988
It's Ben.

1376
01:15:20.296 --> 01:15:21.786
- What?
- Sadie, it's me.

1377
01:15:21.965 --> 01:15:24.763
- I know. What do you want?
- Look, I have to talk to you.

1378
01:15:24.934 --> 01:15:26.458
Guess what, Ben?

1379
01:15:26.636 --> 01:15:30.538
You had your chance. You had an empty
book and you didn't say anything.

1380
01:15:30.707 --> 01:15:33.676
<i>- And that's part of the thing. Listen...
- No. Ben...</i>

1381
01:15:33.843 --> 01:15:36.835
...I don't wanna talk to you.
- You don't understand. I'm in...

1382
01:15:37.013 --> 01:15:38.605
Sadie?

1383
01:15:39.082 --> 01:15:42.074
How come I could say so much
and he couldn't say anything to me?

1384
01:15:42.252 --> 01:15:44.311
Can someone please explain that?

1385
01:15:49.893 --> 01:15:51.258
Sorry.

1386
01:15:51.428 --> 01:15:53.328
I was just clearing my throat.

1387
01:15:53.496 --> 01:15:55.191
- John!
- What?

1388
01:15:55.365 --> 01:15:57.629
A piece of coconut went down
the wrong way.

1389
01:15:57.801 --> 01:15:59.428
Your daughter's in pain.

1390
01:15:59.602 --> 01:16:02.400
- Yes, I'm in pain. And I'm all alone too.
- Not you.

1391
01:16:02.572 --> 01:16:04.563
- I'm alone.
- Not you.

1392
01:16:04.741 --> 01:16:08.108
Is anyone at all concerned
with the fact that my life is falling apart?

1393
01:16:08.278 --> 01:16:10.906
Oh, of course we are, sweetie.

1394
01:16:11.080 --> 01:16:13.742
But relationships are complicated.

1395
01:16:13.917 --> 01:16:18.251
- We certainly don't have all the answers.
- You guys have been married for 30 years.

1396
01:16:18.421 --> 01:16:22.551
- You must be doing something right.
- Not all those years were great.

1397
01:16:22.725 --> 01:16:27.287
<i>Years 16 through 18 in our marriage were
something straight out of The Shining.</i>

1398
01:16:28.231 --> 01:16:31.758
Okay, but Ben and I couldn't even decide on
what color napkins we wanted...

1399
01:16:31.935 --> 01:16:33.664
...let alone how many kids.

1400
01:16:33.837 --> 01:16:36.567
And he couldn't handle that
I have a good guy friend.

1401
01:16:36.739 --> 01:16:40.004
I don't know if it's our friendship
he was insecure about.

1402
01:16:40.176 --> 01:16:41.939
Really?

1403
01:16:42.545 --> 01:16:44.445
Listen, I'm gonna support you here.

1404
01:16:44.614 --> 01:16:47.777
But you gotta think about this
from Ben's perspective.

1405
01:16:47.951 --> 01:16:50.749
How do you think he feels when you're
always coming to me?

1406
01:16:50.920 --> 01:16:53.718
<i>- I don't go to you all the time.
- When are you going to him?</i>

1407
01:16:54.858 --> 01:16:57.691
Just maybe...

1408
01:16:57.861 --> 01:17:00.694
...Ben wants to be with somebody
who needs him for a change.

1409
01:17:02.232 --> 01:17:03.790
That's really heartfelt.

1410
01:17:22.185 --> 01:17:24.415
- Does this happen all the time?
- Sadie?

1411
01:17:24.587 --> 01:17:27.385
To go from being so in love to this.

1412
01:17:27.557 --> 01:17:30.082
You know, I'm all alone
on my honeymoon at Sandals...

1413
01:17:30.260 --> 01:17:34.128
<i>... couples in love all over the place.
This isn't what I pictured.</i>

1414
01:17:34.297 --> 01:17:36.731
Well, is it ever what you picture?

1415
01:17:37.534 --> 01:17:40.298
Were we the first ones to fail the course?

1416
01:17:40.470 --> 01:17:44.099
Who said the course is over?
It's only over when you decide it's done.

1417
01:17:44.307 --> 01:17:46.434
I don't know what to do.

1418
01:17:47.010 --> 01:17:48.409
It'll come to you.

1419
01:17:48.578 --> 01:17:50.102
Have faith.

1420
01:17:51.748 --> 01:17:54.080
Thank you, Reverend Frank.

1421
01:17:56.119 --> 01:17:57.279
Right on schedule.

1422
01:17:57.453 --> 01:18:00.616
Hallelujah. Now do you mind?
I need my beauty sleep.

1423
01:18:00.790 --> 01:18:05.420
No smoking on this flight, but you
can light up whatever once we land.

1424
01:18:52.942 --> 01:18:54.773
<i>- Ben?
- Hey.</i>

1425
01:18:54.944 --> 01:18:56.912
<i>You picked up.</i>

1426
01:18:57.080 --> 01:19:00.072
It's so weird.
I was just thinking about you.

1427
01:19:00.249 --> 01:19:01.807
<i>You were?</i>

1428
01:19:01.985 --> 01:19:03.612
Yeah.

1429
01:19:04.354 --> 01:19:08.450
My family said some things
to me yesterday about...

1430
01:19:08.625 --> 01:19:12.026
...me not relying on you and...

1431
01:19:13.496 --> 01:19:15.964
...it got me thinking...

1432
01:19:16.132 --> 01:19:18.225
...about that stupid truck...

1433
01:19:18.401 --> 01:19:20.392
...you drew in your wedding
vow notebook.

1434
01:19:20.570 --> 01:19:24.062
And I know this is gonna
sound so weird but...

1435
01:19:27.877 --> 01:19:30.402
...it's why I love you.

1436
01:19:30.980 --> 01:19:35.212
You don't always say the right things
or do the right things but somehow...

1437
01:19:36.185 --> 01:19:40.315
...I know you would jump through
a hoop of fire for me.

1438
01:19:41.324 --> 01:19:43.690
<i>Hey, can you do me a favor?</i>

1439
01:19:44.761 --> 01:19:48.925
<i>I think you should come to your window.</i>

1440
01:20:08.918 --> 01:20:11.478
I left my vow book at home so...

1441
01:20:11.654 --> 01:20:13.815
...I figured I should write
a few of them here.

1442
01:20:16.392 --> 01:20:17.484
What do you think?

1443
01:20:27.003 --> 01:20:29.062
- I am so sorry. I messed up.
- Me too.

1444
01:20:29.238 --> 01:20:31.399
There's so much to say.
I just didn't know how.

1445
01:20:31.574 --> 01:20:34.407
I need to stop doing everything myself
and share the reins.

1446
01:20:34.577 --> 01:20:36.977
No matter what I do,
I know you're gonna support me.

1447
01:20:37.146 --> 01:20:39.614
If I'm ever blindfolded,
you're the one to guide me.

1448
01:20:39.782 --> 01:20:42.148
I want to have as many kids
as we possibly can.

1449
01:20:42.318 --> 01:20:44.343
Really?
After Macy's, I definitely want two.

1450
01:20:44.520 --> 01:20:46.044
I need to be more decisive.

1451
01:20:46.222 --> 01:20:48.656
- About napkins, about...
- Napkins, cheese, anything...

1452
01:20:48.825 --> 01:20:51.453
...at the end of the day,
I'm gonna rely on you.

1453
01:20:51.627 --> 01:20:54.721
Because nothing means
more to me than you.

1454
01:20:54.897 --> 01:20:57.798
Nothing. I love you.

1455
01:20:57.967 --> 01:20:59.832
I love you.

1456
01:21:07.543 --> 01:21:09.977
What's going on here?

1457
01:21:10.880 --> 01:21:14.714
Reverend Frank?
What are you doing here?

1458
01:21:15.351 --> 01:21:17.819
Reverend Frank is
everywhere, remember?

1459
01:21:17.987 --> 01:21:19.921
Thought you two broke up.

1460
01:21:20.089 --> 01:21:23.490
We did. We just sort of talked it through.

1461
01:21:23.659 --> 01:21:26.822
Seems like we have more faith
in each other than we thought.

1462
01:21:27.296 --> 01:21:28.285
Congratulations.

1463
01:21:28.464 --> 01:21:30.557
You just passed the course
with flying colors.

1464
01:21:31.868 --> 01:21:33.335
So how about it?

1465
01:21:33.503 --> 01:21:35.698
Do you think we should
get this wedding started?

1466
01:21:37.406 --> 01:21:38.532
I do.

1467
01:21:39.475 --> 01:21:42.137
And do you,
Benjamin Fitzpatrick Murphy...

1468
01:21:42.311 --> 01:21:47.408
...take Sadie Wilhelmina Jones
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

1469
01:21:47.583 --> 01:21:50.780
- I do.
- The rings.

1470
01:21:54.657 --> 01:21:56.716
"Never to fart"?

1471
01:21:56.893 --> 01:21:58.019
Oh, my God.

1472
01:21:58.194 --> 01:22:00.754
I didn't change it.
I'm gonna change it when I get back.

1473
01:22:00.930 --> 01:22:01.988
- I promise I will.
- No.

1474
01:22:02.165 --> 01:22:06.226
Bite your tongue, because I wouldn't want
it changed for anything in the whole world.

1475
01:22:06.402 --> 01:22:07.994
No.

1476
01:22:15.578 --> 01:22:17.102
Ready?

1477
01:22:19.081 --> 01:22:22.016
By the power vested in me by God...

1478
01:22:22.185 --> 01:22:27.213
...and the Minister of National Security
and Justice of Ocho Rios, Jamaica...

1479
01:22:27.390 --> 01:22:31.383
...I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

1480
01:23:11.567 --> 01:23:14.092
You gotta turn. There it is!

1481
01:23:27.850 --> 01:23:30.546
Frank, we just wanted to come
and thank you for everything.

1482
01:23:30.720 --> 01:23:33.245
- I'm just fulfilling my life's calling.
- You know what?

1483
01:23:33.422 --> 01:23:36.619
- We wouldn't have gotten here without you.
- Thanks.

1484
01:23:36.792 --> 01:23:39.317
You're gonna have a wonderful life.
I have no doubts.

1485
01:23:39.495 --> 01:23:43.261
Excuse me, may I borrow my daughter...
Your wife, for a dance?

1486
01:23:43.432 --> 01:23:45.127
- Yes, please.
- Thank you.

1487
01:23:45.301 --> 01:23:47.701
- Bye.
- You look beautiful.

1488
01:23:47.870 --> 01:23:49.394
Hey, can I ask you a question?

1489
01:23:49.572 --> 01:23:50.630
Sure.

1490
01:23:50.806 --> 01:23:53.331
When did you know that we were
ready to get married?

1491
01:23:53.509 --> 01:23:58.105
The moment you told Joel that Sadie wasn't
a fish, I knew it was meant to be.

1492
01:23:58.281 --> 01:24:01.444
Besides, anybody who kicks
a reverend's ass for his woman...

1493
01:24:01.617 --> 01:24:03.016
...you're A-okay in my book.

1494
01:24:03.185 --> 01:24:04.243
Well...

1495
01:24:05.021 --> 01:24:07.990
You're starting an incredible journey
with a wonderful partner.

1496
01:24:08.157 --> 01:24:09.317
Thank you.

1497
01:24:09.492 --> 01:24:12.984
And on the honeymoon, act surprised.

1498
01:24:13.162 --> 01:24:14.493
I will.

1499
01:24:14.664 --> 01:24:17.531
- Take care of yourself, B.
- You too, Frank.

1500
01:24:27.343 --> 01:24:29.334
Oh, my God.

1501
01:24:34.216 --> 01:24:36.912
- Wait.
- No, that's what they're supposed to do.

1502
01:24:37.086 --> 01:24:40.852
I know. I lost... We broke...

1503
01:24:41.023 --> 01:24:42.820
But it's okay if we laugh, right?

1504
01:24:42.992 --> 01:24:44.550
It's not okay if we laugh, is it?

1505
01:24:47.930 --> 01:24:50.023
- You broke!
- I did not.

1506
01:24:50.633 --> 01:24:52.726
We still got a siren. My ride's here.

1507
01:24:52.902 --> 01:24:56.201
I like shooting downtown L.A.,
because pretty much you got 911 all day.

1508
01:24:56.372 --> 01:24:57.361
I'll be over here.

1509
01:25:01.344 --> 01:25:05.337
Whoa!
"Be chill, don't kill."

1510
01:25:05.514 --> 01:25:08.483
That goes for you too, Mr. Simpson.
Okay.

1511
01:25:11.754 --> 01:25:13.346
I thought you'd work so hard!

1512
01:25:14.657 --> 01:25:17.922
Just get me a bottle of water
and a rubber mallet.

1513
01:25:23.699 --> 01:25:27.601
Come on.
Thrust it, thrust it, thrust it!

1514
01:25:29.472 --> 01:25:32.908
People, we can do this.
They're not that...

1515
01:25:33.075 --> 01:25:34.804
Ben?

1516
01:25:38.581 --> 01:25:43.018
Help out, everybody.
Motherf* * * er.

1517
01:25:43.519 --> 01:25:45.783
You play cutch?

1518
01:25:45.955 --> 01:25:46.944
"Cutch."

1519
01:25:47.123 --> 01:25:50.581
Let me walk back and cutch,
which is a old game.

1520
01:25:50.760 --> 01:25:52.921
That's scary that I could
say it like that...

1521
01:25:53.429 --> 01:25:55.124
Oh, my God.

1522
01:25:56.132 --> 01:25:57.997
No. Stop.

1523
01:26:01.237 --> 01:26:04.138
I'm gonna look like such a rookie,
because every time...

1524
01:26:04.974 --> 01:26:06.635
Cut.

1525
01:26:11.080 --> 01:26:12.445
- Yeah!
- Yeah!