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(BIRD SCREECHES)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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(BEE BUZZING)
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(BIRD SONG IN DISTANCE)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(HORNS HONKING)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
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Hey!
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Are you single?
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I'm a matchmaker at Adore.
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Please give me a call if
you want to meet somebody.
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We have a lot
of great matches for you.
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Talk soon.
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James, hi.
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Thanks for calling me back.
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Um, I just wanted to get some
feedback on your first date
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with my client Sophie.
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I'm actually on my way
to meet her right now...
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but I had a quick chat
with her this morning...
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and the headline is,
she had a great time
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and would love
to see you again.
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Hello? James?
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JAMES: Yeah, I'd like to be
taken off the service.
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May I ask why?
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JAMES: I thought you were
going to set me up
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with high-quality women.
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I said: a fit woman in her 30s
with a nice smile.
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She's 40 and fat.
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-She's 39.
-39 is not 30s, that's 40.
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I would never swipe right
on a woman like that.
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-I'm sorry you feel that way.
-(LINE DISCONNECTS)
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(LINE BEEPS)
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SOPHIE: I'm so happy.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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You did it, Lucy.
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When you said that he's 47
and only makes 150K a year...
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I almost said no, but I'm
really happy I trusted you.
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I know it's only been one date
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and I need to
manage my expectations...
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but this is probably the best
first date I've ever had!
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Uh, Sophie, so I just got off
the phone with him.
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And he loved meeting you,
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he had a great time...
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But he doesn't feel like
the chemistry
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is there for him at this time.
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So.
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Onward and upward.
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He doesn't want a second date?
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No.
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He's balding.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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How fucking dare he?
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LUCY: Dating is a risk.
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You took a risk. It's brave.
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SOPHIE: Why did you set me up
with someone like that?
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He checked
a lot of our boxes...
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and you checked a lot of his.
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So, onwards and upwards.
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Let's talk about
your next match.
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I have an amazing guy for you.
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His name is Mark,
he's a doctor,
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he's very handsome...
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he has a full head of hair,
he's 48.
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SOPHIE: That's almost 50.
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He looks great for 48.
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He's very fit.
He looks like he's 40.
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-How tall?
-5'11".
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Is he actually 5'11" or is he
actually 5'9" and is lying?
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What's a couple of inches?
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SOPHIE: I don't want
to waste my time.
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I am not asking for a miracle.
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I'm just asking
for the bare minimum.
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I'm trying to settle.
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LUCY: Sophie.
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I know how it feels right now.
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But I promise you...
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you're going to marry
the love of your life.
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SOPHIE: I don't believe you.
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That's okay.
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I believe it.
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(HORNS HONKING IN DISTANCE)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Girl of the hour!
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Tonight, we're all gathered
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to celebrate
the most talented Lucy.
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One hell of a matchmaker
with razor-sharp instincts...
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and an eagle eye for chemistry
because this weekend...
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her client Charlotte B.
is getting married!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Charlotte B.
is marrying Peter C.
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The Prince Charming
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Lucy matched her with
20 months ago.
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How many marriages are you
responsible for now, Lucy?
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Nine.
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(CHANTING) Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!
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Lucy, do a speech!
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(CHANTING) Speech! Speech!
Speech! Speech!
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Okay.
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My speech is...
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that if the girl asks for
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a 6-foot-tall
drink of water...
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in his 40s with a salary
over 500 grand
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and a... good hairline...
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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you deliver.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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How did it go
with Sophie L. today?
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It took our membership team
an hour to get her to renew.
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Hopeless.
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I'm afraid there's not
a single man in New York City
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that'll date this girl.
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What seems to be the issue?
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That's the thing. There is
nothing wrong with her.
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She's okay attractive...
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okay money, okay educated,
okay personality.
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There's just not
a standout quality.
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She's not competitive
in the mainstream market...
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and there is
no niche market for her.
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Exactly.
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And if there's
no specialty appeal...
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then there's no place
for her in any market.
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That is tough.
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And she's my
favorite client right now.
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I mean, she's entitled
like everyone,
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but she's sweet...
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and she's realistic,
she's not crazy.
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She's a nice girl.
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There's got to be
a guy out there
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who just wants a nice girl.
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What about Mark P.?
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He's okay.
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LUCY: I pitched him
to her already.
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She's afraid
he's not actually 5'11".
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And I'm like,
can we please not worry
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about a couple inches
right now?
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Because you're
about to die alone.
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(CHUCKLES)
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You know
there's a surgery for that.
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For dying alone?
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For getting taller.
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Up to six inches.
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You break your legs, and...
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extend it,
let the bone heal itself.
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That's a game changer.
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It costs like 200K.
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Six inches can double
a man's value in the market.
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If you can afford it,
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it's definitely
worth the investment.
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What's the saying?
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"You're not ugly,
you just don't have money."
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LUCY: Right.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Do you have a dress
picked out for the wedding?
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Yes.
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Are you going alone?
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Mm-hmm.
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Lucy M.:
The Eternal Bachelorette.
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A voluntary celibate.
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Do you want me to set you up
with someone?
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No, I'm gonna die alone.
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Or get a rich husband.
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Same thing.
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(LUCY CHUCKLES)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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HARRY: Hi, Charles.
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Good to see you. (KISSES)
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You look beautiful.
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Oh, my God,
look how big they are.
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Mom.
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Congratulations.
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Nice to see you.
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You look beautiful.
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Nice to see you again.
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Hi, Henry. Hi.
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PATRICIA: I have been
saying to everyone
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that Peter and Char
are my couple goals...
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and I need to find
my own Peter
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and you're responsible?
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Well, I'm how Charlotte
and Peter met, okay?
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But it's up to the client
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to build a strong enough
relationship...
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that leads to marriage.
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But how did you know that
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Peter would be
the perfect guy for Char?
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JAIME: Well, she can't tell,
it's her industry secret.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
There are no industry secrets.
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We can always
meet our life partner
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out in the wild
or swiping on apps.
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But the happy ending
to a first date...
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is not the second date.
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It's changing
each other's diapers
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and burying each other.
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You're looking for
a nursing home partner
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and a grave buddy.
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Who our partner is...
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it determines
our whole life...
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and how we live.
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Not for one, two,
ten years, but...
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forever.
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Oh, my God. (CHUCKLES)
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I need you so badly.
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Yeah, I'm desperate.
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Can I give you my card?
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Of course.
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I'm going through a divorce,
but once it's over...
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I would really, really like
to give you a call.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Lucy. She needs you.
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Excuse me.
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(FOOTSTEPS THUMPING IN UNISON)
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I just need five minutes
alone with her.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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-Hi, Charlotte.
-Hey, Lucy.
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LUCY: How're you holding up?
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Not good. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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What's going on?
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(CHARLOTTE SNIFFLES)
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What's going on...
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is that I am a modern woman.
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Like, I could've been
anything.
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Anything.
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But I chose to become...
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a bride.
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I chose this.
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It's not like
I'm getting married
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because I need to forge a...
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relationship
between two kingdoms.
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It's not like my family
needs a cow. (LAUGHS)
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I chose this.
I chose to marry a man.
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LUCY: Charlotte.
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Marriage is a business deal.
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And it always has been
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since the very first time
two people did it.
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You can always walk away
if the deal isn't good.
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And as the person
who introduced you to Peter,
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I will walk
right out of here with you.
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So tell me: do you not want
to get married today?
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I have to.
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-LUCY: Why?
-Bec... (SCOFFS)
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My parents spent
so much money on this wedding.
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We spent hundreds
of thousands of dollars...
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on this wedding just so that
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I could feel like
a fucking woman.
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LUCY: Why do you really,
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in the darkest,
ugliest part of yourself,
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want to marry Peter?
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(CHARLOTTE SIGHS)
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And I promise you...
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I have heard every reason
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why a person wants
to get married to someone.
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And none of them are shocking
or wrong or crazy to me.
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It will be a secret
between you and me.
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You promise it'll be a secret?
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LUCY: I promise.
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You cannot tell anyone.
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Not a soul. It is so awful.
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LUCY: I will take it
to my grave.
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He makes my sister jealous.
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She's never said that,
but I know it's true.
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00:17:49.364 --> 00:17:51.227
She thinks he's better
than her husband.
264
00:17:51.329 --> 00:17:53.069
She thinks he's...
265
00:17:53.171 --> 00:17:56.404
got a better job,
that he's better-looking.
266
00:17:58.037 --> 00:17:59.242
Taller.
267
00:18:01.040 --> 00:18:02.245
And...
268
00:18:04.651 --> 00:18:07.085
that makes me feel...
269
00:18:07.949 --> 00:18:09.454
(SNIFFLES)
270
00:18:09.556 --> 00:18:11.254
...like I've won.
271
00:18:13.591 --> 00:18:14.719
(SOBBING)
272
00:18:17.862 --> 00:18:20.230
So this is about value.
273
00:18:24.166 --> 00:18:26.467
Peter makes you feel valuable.
274
00:18:29.971 --> 00:18:31.175
(CHUCKLES)
275
00:18:32.204 --> 00:18:33.771
Yeah, he does.
276
00:18:34.977 --> 00:18:36.477
He really does.
277
00:18:38.314 --> 00:18:40.448
Does that make you
want to marry him?
278
00:18:41.917 --> 00:18:43.187
(CHUCKLES)
279
00:18:46.725 --> 00:18:48.225
(CHUCKLES, SNIFFLES)
280
00:18:49.188 --> 00:18:50.353
(APPLAUSE)
281
00:18:50.455 --> 00:18:52.691
(ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
282
00:19:00.740 --> 00:19:03.702
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
283
00:19:29.468 --> 00:19:30.498
Hey.
284
00:19:31.230 --> 00:19:32.667
I'm Harry.
285
00:19:32.769 --> 00:19:33.765
Lucy.
286
00:19:34.741 --> 00:19:36.240
You're the matchmaker.
287
00:19:37.303 --> 00:19:39.109
You're the brother.
288
00:19:39.211 --> 00:19:41.504
What are you doing
at the singles table?
289
00:19:41.606 --> 00:19:44.847
My mother wants me to marry.
290
00:19:44.949 --> 00:19:46.344
I can help you with that.
291
00:19:46.446 --> 00:19:48.415
I saw you recruiting earlier.
292
00:19:48.517 --> 00:19:51.354
A wedding like this
must be a gold mine.
293
00:19:51.456 --> 00:19:54.286
There's a lot of opportunity
here for our company.
294
00:19:54.388 --> 00:19:55.686
Your sales pitch is perfect
295
00:19:55.789 --> 00:19:57.954
because you make it feel
like it's their idea.
296
00:19:58.056 --> 00:19:59.829
It's not like you're telling
people they need you,
297
00:19:59.931 --> 00:20:01.863
nobody wants to hear that.
298
00:20:01.965 --> 00:20:03.099
If they need you,
299
00:20:03.201 --> 00:20:04.796
then something
is wrong with them.
300
00:20:05.605 --> 00:20:07.236
Instead...
301
00:20:07.339 --> 00:20:08.866
you're saying: "You could
do this on your own
302
00:20:08.968 --> 00:20:11.704
"but if you're lucky enough
to be able to afford me,
303
00:20:13.338 --> 00:20:14.575
"why not?"
304
00:20:16.343 --> 00:20:17.907
You're a luxury good.
305
00:20:18.009 --> 00:20:19.811
Then they really do
feel like they need you...
306
00:20:19.913 --> 00:20:22.987
just like they need every
other luxury in their lives.
307
00:20:23.089 --> 00:20:24.714
Once you get
your first $400 haircut,
308
00:20:24.816 --> 00:20:27.390
you can't go back
to Supercuts, can you?
309
00:20:28.694 --> 00:20:29.486
It's easy.
310
00:20:29.588 --> 00:20:31.691
No. You're just really good.
311
00:20:35.064 --> 00:20:36.267
What's it like?
312
00:20:37.231 --> 00:20:38.163
What's what like?
313
00:20:38.265 --> 00:20:39.798
Being a matchmaker.
314
00:20:41.568 --> 00:20:44.005
It's like working
at the morgue,
315
00:20:44.107 --> 00:20:45.639
or an insurance company.
316
00:20:47.539 --> 00:20:49.247
(CHUCKLES) In what way?
317
00:20:51.148 --> 00:20:55.147
6'2", 5'6". Skinny, fit, fat.
318
00:20:55.249 --> 00:20:56.614
White, Black, Asian.
319
00:20:56.716 --> 00:20:58.615
-Doctor, lawyer, banker.
-(CHUCKLES)
320
00:20:58.717 --> 00:21:01.758
100 grand, 200 grand,
300 grand.
321
00:21:01.860 --> 00:21:04.027
Smoker, non-smoker.
322
00:21:04.129 --> 00:21:06.257
But you must know
a lot about love.
323
00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:07.760
I know about dating.
324
00:21:08.428 --> 00:21:09.894
What's the difference?
325
00:21:12.400 --> 00:21:15.135
Dating takes a lot of effort.
326
00:21:15.237 --> 00:21:17.203
A lot of trial and error.
327
00:21:17.305 --> 00:21:19.937
A ton of risk and pain.
328
00:21:22.979 --> 00:21:24.414
Love is easy.
329
00:21:25.079 --> 00:21:27.043
Is it?
330
00:21:27.145 --> 00:21:30.046
I find it to be the most
difficult thing in the world.
331
00:21:31.222 --> 00:21:33.654
That's because
we can't help it.
332
00:21:34.787 --> 00:21:37.724
It just walks
into our lives sometimes.
333
00:21:39.459 --> 00:21:41.261
Are you hitting on me?
334
00:21:41.363 --> 00:21:43.297
-Definitely not.
-(CHUCKLES)
335
00:21:43.399 --> 00:21:45.135
But I do think that
you would be
336
00:21:45.237 --> 00:21:47.699
a great match
for a lot of our clients.
337
00:21:47.801 --> 00:21:50.606
We need more straight men
in New York City.
338
00:21:50.708 --> 00:21:53.339
You look about six feet tall.
How much money do you make?
339
00:21:53.441 --> 00:21:55.310
Just straight up like that?
340
00:21:55.412 --> 00:21:59.446
I make 80 grand a year
before taxes.
341
00:21:59.548 --> 00:22:01.552
Do you make
more or less than that?
342
00:22:01.654 --> 00:22:02.650
More.
343
00:22:04.316 --> 00:22:05.987
I know.
344
00:22:06.089 --> 00:22:07.457
Finance, right?
345
00:22:10.027 --> 00:22:11.527
Private equity.
346
00:22:13.195 --> 00:22:14.327
Do you want a drink?
347
00:22:14.429 --> 00:22:16.694
-Sure.
-What do you want?
348
00:22:16.796 --> 00:22:18.732
-Coke and beer.
-(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
349
00:22:20.772 --> 00:22:21.801
(THUDS)
350
00:22:25.074 --> 00:22:26.102
Hey, buddy.
351
00:22:26.910 --> 00:22:28.412
Hi, John.
352
00:22:38.018 --> 00:22:42.318
Working now, obviously,
but talk after dinner service?
353
00:22:42.420 --> 00:22:43.594
Yeah.
354
00:22:43.696 --> 00:22:44.692
Okay.
355
00:22:47.829 --> 00:22:50.665
HARRY'S FATHER:
Love is the last religion...
356
00:22:50.767 --> 00:22:56.603
the last country,
the last surviving ideology.
357
00:22:56.706 --> 00:23:00.444
So what else really
is there to believe in?
358
00:23:02.475 --> 00:23:04.841
When you get lost...
359
00:23:04.943 --> 00:23:07.913
and I know
you'll be lost at times...
360
00:23:08.788 --> 00:23:09.948
it's life.
361
00:23:11.649 --> 00:23:13.457
When you're lost...
362
00:23:14.158 --> 00:23:16.086
the answer is simple.
363
00:23:17.227 --> 00:23:19.661
Just go where love is.
364
00:23:21.396 --> 00:23:23.995
Just go where love is.
365
00:23:25.398 --> 00:23:27.405
(APPLAUSE)
366
00:23:31.802 --> 00:23:33.807
ALL: ♪ Touching hands ♪
367
00:23:35.574 --> 00:23:37.910
♪ Reaching out ♪
368
00:23:38.877 --> 00:23:45.423
♪ Touching me, touching you ♪
369
00:23:46.421 --> 00:23:49.190
♪ Sweet Caroline ♪
370
00:23:49.292 --> 00:23:50.789
♪ Bah, bah, bah ♪
371
00:23:50.891 --> 00:23:54.263
♪ Good times
never seemed so good ♪
372
00:23:54.365 --> 00:23:57.633
♪ So good! So good! So good! ♪
373
00:23:58.698 --> 00:24:00.438
(HORNS, SIRENS IN DISTANCE)
374
00:24:11.981 --> 00:24:12.913
Hi.
375
00:24:13.015 --> 00:24:14.045
Hey.
376
00:24:38.136 --> 00:24:40.742
So, what made them perfect
for each other?
377
00:24:42.678 --> 00:24:45.241
LUCY: Similar
economic background.
378
00:24:46.315 --> 00:24:48.252
Politically aligned.
379
00:24:48.354 --> 00:24:51.115
Well-matched
in their attractiveness.
380
00:24:52.651 --> 00:24:54.419
Similar upbringing.
381
00:24:54.521 --> 00:24:55.985
Similar upbringing?
382
00:24:56.087 --> 00:24:58.454
They both come
from big happy families.
383
00:24:58.556 --> 00:24:59.656
(SCOFFS)
384
00:24:59.758 --> 00:25:01.829
"Big happy families."
385
00:25:02.262 --> 00:25:03.259
Yes.
386
00:25:04.302 --> 00:25:05.932
I'll believe it when I see it.
387
00:25:07.000 --> 00:25:09.803
The perception of
a "big happy family"...
388
00:25:09.905 --> 00:25:13.104
is all you need to have
a "big happy family."
389
00:25:14.677 --> 00:25:16.910
That's all it takes
to be soulmates?
390
00:25:18.313 --> 00:25:19.649
Basically.
391
00:25:23.251 --> 00:25:24.647
Poor...
392
00:25:24.749 --> 00:25:26.524
voted for Bernie...
393
00:25:27.091 --> 00:25:28.559
shitty family.
394
00:25:29.391 --> 00:25:30.891
Are we soulmates?
395
00:25:32.293 --> 00:25:33.289
Probably.
396
00:25:43.768 --> 00:25:45.738
How's acting going?
397
00:25:45.840 --> 00:25:48.040
How does it look like
it's going?
398
00:25:49.343 --> 00:25:50.677
Sorry.
399
00:25:50.779 --> 00:25:53.814
No, don't be,
I'm just being a dick.
400
00:25:53.916 --> 00:25:57.420
I'm giving you a hard time
because I'm embarrassed.
401
00:25:57.522 --> 00:25:58.922
LUCY: What are you
embarrassed about?
402
00:25:59.024 --> 00:26:00.591
Having a job?
403
00:26:02.555 --> 00:26:03.990
I'm in a play.
404
00:26:04.756 --> 00:26:07.097
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
405
00:26:07.199 --> 00:26:08.963
It's not for a while.
406
00:26:09.065 --> 00:26:11.431
I'm just doing jobs like this
to try and save some cash...
407
00:26:11.533 --> 00:26:13.230
before rehearsal starts.
408
00:26:25.717 --> 00:26:28.179
Definitely didn't expect
to run into you tonight.
409
00:26:33.190 --> 00:26:34.724
I missed you.
410
00:26:36.028 --> 00:26:37.657
JOHN: Yeah.
411
00:26:37.759 --> 00:26:40.158
You don't even
remember my face.
412
00:26:55.476 --> 00:26:57.246
LUCY: Got it.
413
00:26:57.348 --> 00:26:59.111
(CHUCKLES) Your turn.
414
00:27:11.229 --> 00:27:12.663
You seeing anyone?
415
00:27:16.864 --> 00:27:19.131
You saw me
at the singles table.
416
00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:44.556
(VEHICLE PASSING BY)
417
00:27:44.658 --> 00:27:46.125
I missed you too.
418
00:27:51.234 --> 00:27:52.263
(SIGHS)
419
00:27:58.173 --> 00:28:01.943
Can I give you a ride home
after I'm done finishing up?
420
00:28:02.643 --> 00:28:04.044
I have my car here.
421
00:28:06.381 --> 00:28:07.876
Yeah.
422
00:28:07.978 --> 00:28:09.786
We should catch up.
423
00:28:15.592 --> 00:28:18.388
(SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING)
424
00:28:41.252 --> 00:28:42.445
Mommy, mommy.
425
00:28:46.622 --> 00:28:48.322
Giving me your number?
426
00:28:48.424 --> 00:28:49.754
Recruitment.
427
00:28:49.856 --> 00:28:50.988
Worked for your brother,
428
00:28:51.090 --> 00:28:52.961
so I think
it will work for you.
429
00:28:54.765 --> 00:28:56.899
I'll call you
if you dance with me.
430
00:29:08.743 --> 00:29:10.143
I'm going to call you.
431
00:29:10.843 --> 00:29:12.376
But not to hire you.
432
00:29:14.378 --> 00:29:17.251
I'm probably not someone
you want to date.
433
00:29:17.353 --> 00:29:18.447
Why not?
434
00:29:18.549 --> 00:29:22.056
Because the next person
I date, I'm gonna marry.
435
00:29:23.791 --> 00:29:24.857
So what kind of a person
436
00:29:24.959 --> 00:29:27.796
does a matchmaker
want to marry?
437
00:29:27.899 --> 00:29:32.395
Well, my non-negotiables
are that they're rich.
438
00:29:32.497 --> 00:29:37.371
My nice-to-have is that
they're mind-numbingly...
439
00:29:37.473 --> 00:29:39.271
absurdly...
440
00:29:40.212 --> 00:29:41.537
achingly...
441
00:29:42.213 --> 00:29:43.242
rich.
442
00:29:45.343 --> 00:29:47.911
-Are you hitting on me?
-(LUCY LAUGHS)
443
00:29:48.013 --> 00:29:49.545
(HARRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
444
00:29:50.721 --> 00:29:52.955
(SLOW DOO-WOP MUSIC
CONTINUING)
445
00:30:04.731 --> 00:30:06.265
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
446
00:30:08.773 --> 00:30:10.201
We have the penthouse
at the Ritz
447
00:30:10.303 --> 00:30:12.304
for the afterparty,
if you want to come.
448
00:30:12.937 --> 00:30:15.238
Maybe next time.
449
00:30:15.340 --> 00:30:17.848
Can my driver
drop you somewhere?
450
00:30:18.481 --> 00:30:19.916
I have a ride.
451
00:30:29.221 --> 00:30:31.422
(PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON RADIO)
452
00:30:32.727 --> 00:30:33.930
Remember this one?
453
00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:37.197
Yep.
454
00:30:44.874 --> 00:30:46.802
You still live
in the same place?
455
00:30:46.905 --> 00:30:47.871
JOHN: Yep.
456
00:30:47.973 --> 00:30:49.642
Rent's still $850.
457
00:30:49.744 --> 00:30:51.611
No fucking way.
458
00:30:51.713 --> 00:30:53.180
It's falling apart.
459
00:30:53.848 --> 00:30:55.446
I never get hot water.
460
00:30:56.984 --> 00:30:58.955
LUCY: How are your roommates?
461
00:31:00.187 --> 00:31:02.185
David moved in
with his fiancee...
462
00:31:02.287 --> 00:31:04.657
and I think Logan
is developing
463
00:31:04.759 --> 00:31:06.022
a drinking problem.
464
00:31:06.124 --> 00:31:07.625
LUCY: David is engaged?
465
00:31:07.727 --> 00:31:08.926
Yeah.
466
00:31:09.028 --> 00:31:10.594
LUCY: To the TikTok girl?
467
00:31:10.696 --> 00:31:11.830
Yep.
468
00:31:11.932 --> 00:31:14.267
She does OnlyFans now too.
469
00:31:15.340 --> 00:31:16.734
Good for him.
470
00:31:16.836 --> 00:31:18.338
JOHN: Is it?
471
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:22.038
He's a 5'7" depressed novelist
who's never been published.
472
00:31:22.140 --> 00:31:23.639
He couldn't do better.
473
00:31:29.752 --> 00:31:31.284
It's that simple, huh?
474
00:31:32.886 --> 00:31:34.353
It's just math.
475
00:31:38.993 --> 00:31:40.458
What are you thinking about?
476
00:31:42.126 --> 00:31:44.297
It smells the same.
477
00:31:45.129 --> 00:31:46.530
JOHN: What, my car?
478
00:31:48.504 --> 00:31:49.500
Mm-hmm.
479
00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:55.437
-Look, there!
-I'm not going to pay $25
480
00:31:55.539 --> 00:31:57.439
to park this piece of shit
for an hour.
481
00:31:57.541 --> 00:31:59.046
That's the cheapest
we'll ever get.
482
00:31:59.148 --> 00:32:00.676
We'll find street parking
on the next block.
483
00:32:00.778 --> 00:32:02.781
John, it's been 20 minutes.
I'll just pay for it.
484
00:32:02.883 --> 00:32:04.217
You're not paying.
485
00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:05.719
-We're going to have to...
-These fucking people...
486
00:32:05.821 --> 00:32:06.987
forfeit the reservation
487
00:32:07.089 --> 00:32:08.452
if we're more than
15 minutes late
488
00:32:08.554 --> 00:32:09.755
and then they charge us
a cancellation fee of
489
00:32:09.857 --> 00:32:10.890
$25 per person.
490
00:32:10.992 --> 00:32:12.254
Wait, are you fucking serious?
491
00:32:12.356 --> 00:32:13.664
I told you this like 10 times.
492
00:32:13.766 --> 00:32:14.995
That's extortion.
Why would you make
493
00:32:15.097 --> 00:32:16.260
a reservation
at such a criminal place?
494
00:32:16.362 --> 00:32:17.400
We agreed to go
to nice restaurants
495
00:32:17.502 --> 00:32:19.069
on our anniversary.
496
00:32:19.171 --> 00:32:20.630
Oh, there's no "nice" places
in New York City that won't...
497
00:32:20.732 --> 00:32:22.264
charge you 50 bucks if you're
a couple minutes late?
498
00:32:22.366 --> 00:32:23.873
Why did we even bring the car?
499
00:32:23.975 --> 00:32:26.074
Yes, it's my fault,
my rehearsal ran long.
500
00:32:26.176 --> 00:32:27.504
-You made your point.
-We could've called a car.
501
00:32:27.606 --> 00:32:29.780
So we could spend $50
to get into the city...
502
00:32:29.882 --> 00:32:31.344
and then another $200
at the restaurant?
503
00:32:31.446 --> 00:32:34.010
Why do you have a car
if you can't pay for it, John?
504
00:32:34.112 --> 00:32:35.512
Look, right there.
505
00:32:35.614 --> 00:32:38.182
$20 for 40 minutes?
What the fuck is this math?
506
00:32:38.284 --> 00:32:39.888
I don't want
to fight about money
507
00:32:39.990 --> 00:32:41.789
with my boyfriend
on our anniversary.
508
00:32:41.892 --> 00:32:43.020
It makes me feel
like my parents.
509
00:32:43.122 --> 00:32:44.453
JOHN: I'm sorry, okay?
510
00:32:44.555 --> 00:32:46.627
We'll park at the next garage
we see.
511
00:32:46.729 --> 00:32:47.725
What are you doing?
512
00:32:47.827 --> 00:32:49.126
Lucy.
513
00:32:49.228 --> 00:32:50.429
Where the fuck are you going?
514
00:32:51.529 --> 00:32:53.836
Hey, I'm sorry, all right?
I'm sorry.
515
00:32:53.938 --> 00:32:58.006
I don't have any money,
and I forgot.
516
00:32:58.108 --> 00:33:00.943
What? What did you forget?
That you love me?
517
00:33:01.045 --> 00:33:03.143
Will you please get back
in the car? Please?
518
00:33:03.246 --> 00:33:05.641
I don't want to hate you
because you're poor...
519
00:33:05.743 --> 00:33:08.643
but right now I do,
and it makes me hate myself.
520
00:33:08.746 --> 00:33:12.286
Do you know how hard it is
to make you happy?
521
00:33:12.388 --> 00:33:15.618
And I want you to be happy.
I'm trying. I really am.
522
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:19.088
I know. And it's almost enough
to make me happy.
523
00:33:19.190 --> 00:33:20.624
(HORNS BLARING)
524
00:33:20.726 --> 00:33:24.801
I wish that I didn't care
if we ate from a halal cart...
525
00:33:24.903 --> 00:33:27.665
on our five-year anniversary,
but I do.
526
00:33:27.767 --> 00:33:32.409
And however much you hate me,
I promise, I hate myself more.
527
00:33:32.511 --> 00:33:33.474
I don't hate you.
528
00:33:33.576 --> 00:33:34.572
You do.
529
00:33:35.639 --> 00:33:38.081
And it's not because
we're not in love.
530
00:33:39.310 --> 00:33:41.018
It's because we're broke.
531
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:44.714
(ENGINE IDLING LOUDLY)
532
00:33:48.219 --> 00:33:50.456
(ENGINE SCREECHES)
533
00:34:05.609 --> 00:34:06.571
(DOOR OPENS)
534
00:34:10.713 --> 00:34:11.708
(DOOR CLOSES)
535
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:17.582
You want to come up?
536
00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:24.556
Yes.
537
00:34:27.026 --> 00:34:28.230
But I shouldn't.
538
00:34:33.363 --> 00:34:34.764
Thanks for the ride.
539
00:34:37.542 --> 00:34:38.537
JOHN: Anytime.
540
00:34:43.715 --> 00:34:45.610
Invite me to your play.
541
00:34:46.451 --> 00:34:47.447
I will.
542
00:34:51.017 --> 00:34:52.221
(DOOR CREAKS)
543
00:34:53.121 --> 00:34:55.323
(ENGINE STARTS, SCREECHING)
544
00:35:04.968 --> 00:35:06.199
I'm just giving you feedback
545
00:35:06.301 --> 00:35:07.597
so you can
improve your performance...
546
00:35:07.699 --> 00:35:09.337
and I can start
getting better matches.
547
00:35:09.439 --> 00:35:11.405
I want to meet someone
who is a combination of all
548
00:35:11.507 --> 00:35:14.206
the different awesome parts
of the last four matches.
549
00:35:14.308 --> 00:35:16.911
Sophie's job
and education level,
550
00:35:17.013 --> 00:35:19.509
Emily's body and lifestyle,
551
00:35:19.611 --> 00:35:22.645
Piper's face
and sense of style...
552
00:35:22.747 --> 00:35:26.956
and Jane's hobbies
and taste in TV shows.
553
00:35:27.058 --> 00:35:30.285
Easy,
since I'm Dr. Frankenstein.
554
00:35:30.387 --> 00:35:31.590
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
555
00:35:33.425 --> 00:35:34.790
I'm turning 48 in a few months
556
00:35:34.892 --> 00:35:37.997
and I think I need
to meet someone more grown.
557
00:35:38.099 --> 00:35:39.365
Someone I can talk to,
558
00:35:39.468 --> 00:35:42.466
just a proper woman
who knows good music...
559
00:35:42.568 --> 00:35:46.207
has seen old movies,
things like that.
560
00:35:46.309 --> 00:35:49.110
My last couple girlfriends
were 21 and 24...
561
00:35:49.212 --> 00:35:52.246
and they were honestly
kind of immature.
562
00:35:52.348 --> 00:35:54.382
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I can imagine it might be
563
00:35:54.484 --> 00:35:58.448
a little hard to relate
to girls born in the 2000s.
564
00:35:58.550 --> 00:36:00.690
I have a really
special client,
565
00:36:00.792 --> 00:36:02.157
her name is Sophie...
566
00:36:02.260 --> 00:36:04.920
she's a highly
accomplished lawyer, she's 39.
567
00:36:05.926 --> 00:36:07.494
Um...
568
00:36:08.427 --> 00:36:12.066
I wasn't really thinking 30s.
569
00:36:12.168 --> 00:36:13.296
LUCY: So when you
said older...
570
00:36:13.398 --> 00:36:15.535
I meant more like 27, 28.
571
00:36:16.002 --> 00:36:17.237
LUCY: Ah.
572
00:36:17.339 --> 00:36:19.071
It gets really intense
and complicated
573
00:36:19.173 --> 00:36:20.140
with women in their 30s.
574
00:36:20.242 --> 00:36:22.144
They have
really high expectations
575
00:36:22.246 --> 00:36:24.110
and they tend to rush things
because I guess,
576
00:36:24.213 --> 00:36:26.480
their biological clock's
ticking.
577
00:36:27.847 --> 00:36:30.848
I have another really
beautiful client, she's 31--
578
00:36:30.950 --> 00:36:31.914
Uh.
579
00:36:33.216 --> 00:36:34.689
No.
580
00:36:34.791 --> 00:36:37.524
Someone... 27.
581
00:36:38.456 --> 00:36:40.327
Even 29 is pushing it.
582
00:36:40.430 --> 00:36:42.031
Trust me-- it's the best thing
for everyone.
583
00:36:42.133 --> 00:36:43.667
I genuinely get along
much better
584
00:36:43.769 --> 00:36:44.861
with girls in their 20s.
585
00:36:46.667 --> 00:36:49.434
I don't care what she's like
or how she lives...
586
00:36:49.536 --> 00:36:52.074
I just care that
she's my type physically.
587
00:36:52.176 --> 00:36:54.135
LUCY: What's
your type physically?
588
00:36:54.237 --> 00:36:55.410
Fit.
589
00:36:56.044 --> 00:36:57.247
LUCY: Just fit?
590
00:36:57.948 --> 00:37:00.316
Fit. Nothing over 20 BMI.
591
00:37:00.915 --> 00:37:02.285
Okay.
592
00:37:05.455 --> 00:37:08.584
Thank you for agreeing
to come on a date with me.
593
00:37:08.686 --> 00:37:09.992
LUCY: Well, I only
said yes to this
594
00:37:10.094 --> 00:37:11.325
so you'd realize
you're wrong...
595
00:37:11.427 --> 00:37:12.754
and you're not actually
interested in me.
596
00:37:12.856 --> 00:37:15.063
HARRY: My instincts
are usually right.
597
00:37:15.165 --> 00:37:16.328
You think that
you're more right
598
00:37:16.430 --> 00:37:17.860
about this
than a professional?
599
00:37:17.962 --> 00:37:21.034
Oh, sure, you're the expert,
but I trust my gut.
600
00:37:21.136 --> 00:37:24.203
LUCY: Okay. We'll see.
601
00:37:24.305 --> 00:37:26.243
You look really good today.
602
00:37:30.945 --> 00:37:32.180
Thanks.
603
00:37:32.282 --> 00:37:34.284
LUCY: How many drinks
per week?
604
00:37:34.386 --> 00:37:39.350
Depends, but like, 8? 10?
Work makes it hard not to.
605
00:37:39.452 --> 00:37:41.720
-Do you do drugs?
-Never.
606
00:37:43.223 --> 00:37:45.022
I do pot at parties.
607
00:37:45.124 --> 00:37:46.255
Me too.
608
00:37:46.357 --> 00:37:48.298
So not never.
609
00:37:49.160 --> 00:37:50.893
Hmm.
610
00:37:50.995 --> 00:37:53.501
What do you think is your
best physical feature?
611
00:37:55.103 --> 00:37:56.471
My eyes aren't bad.
612
00:38:04.578 --> 00:38:07.512
How did you end up doing
what you do?
613
00:38:07.614 --> 00:38:09.544
Both my parents
work in finance...
614
00:38:09.646 --> 00:38:10.746
and so does my brother,
615
00:38:10.848 --> 00:38:12.453
so I just kind of
ended up doing it.
616
00:38:12.555 --> 00:38:14.390
And we all work for
the firm my mother started.
617
00:38:15.953 --> 00:38:18.890
-It's a family business.
-Yeah, it's boring.
618
00:38:18.992 --> 00:38:20.162
Mm.
619
00:38:20.264 --> 00:38:21.991
How did you get into
doing what you do?
620
00:38:24.468 --> 00:38:28.365
It was the... first
and (CHUCKLES) only thing
621
00:38:28.467 --> 00:38:29.768
I was really good at.
622
00:38:31.509 --> 00:38:33.141
HARRY: What else do you want
to know about me?
623
00:38:33.243 --> 00:38:34.537
I bet your parents
never raised
624
00:38:34.639 --> 00:38:36.412
their voices at each other.
625
00:38:37.311 --> 00:38:38.510
I think almost never.
626
00:38:38.612 --> 00:38:40.515
Maybe they were
secretly fighting.
627
00:38:42.186 --> 00:38:43.947
Did they ever
fight about money?
628
00:38:44.853 --> 00:38:45.850
No.
629
00:38:46.890 --> 00:38:47.885
Makes sense.
630
00:38:49.086 --> 00:38:51.757
I think we emulate the way
our parents fight.
631
00:38:52.157 --> 00:38:53.627
Hmm.
632
00:38:53.729 --> 00:38:55.064
I see couples fighting
in the middle of the street
633
00:38:55.166 --> 00:38:56.696
in New York
and I don't get it.
634
00:38:56.798 --> 00:38:59.435
Aren't they embarrassed to do
that in front of people?
635
00:39:01.473 --> 00:39:03.934
I'm the type to fight
in the middle of the street.
636
00:39:04.876 --> 00:39:07.206
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
637
00:39:07.308 --> 00:39:08.609
Have you ever done that?
638
00:39:10.675 --> 00:39:12.841
-Never.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
639
00:39:12.943 --> 00:39:14.412
SOPHIE: Do you think
he will like me?
640
00:39:14.515 --> 00:39:15.944
I think you will
really like him.
641
00:39:16.047 --> 00:39:18.713
-Are you sure?
-Stay open-minded. (LAUGHS)
642
00:39:18.816 --> 00:39:20.988
-I'm so nervous.
-All right.
643
00:39:21.090 --> 00:39:22.224
Okay, text me after
644
00:39:22.326 --> 00:39:23.588
-and I'll call you tomorrow.
-Okay.
645
00:39:23.690 --> 00:39:25.222
-Okay, talk soon, Sophie. Bye.
-Bye.
646
00:39:25.324 --> 00:39:26.557
-Hi.
-Hi.
647
00:39:26.659 --> 00:39:28.629
-Wow. Thank you.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
648
00:39:29.263 --> 00:39:30.466
You're welcome.
649
00:39:32.066 --> 00:39:33.402
You okay?
650
00:39:33.504 --> 00:39:35.904
Yes. My client is going
on a date right now too.
651
00:39:36.006 --> 00:39:37.106
You seem nervous.
652
00:39:37.208 --> 00:39:38.570
I really want her
to like this guy.
653
00:39:38.672 --> 00:39:40.372
She's had, like,
10 bad dates in a row
654
00:39:40.474 --> 00:39:42.044
and I just need to deliver.
655
00:39:42.146 --> 00:39:43.377
Are you feeling guilty that
656
00:39:43.479 --> 00:39:45.382
you're about to go
on a good date?
657
00:39:46.181 --> 00:39:48.016
(LUCY CHUCKLES)
658
00:39:48.118 --> 00:39:50.317
(FAINT INDISTINCT CHATTER)
659
00:39:50.419 --> 00:39:51.716
LUCY: I don't know
if I like you
660
00:39:51.819 --> 00:39:54.350
or if I just like the places
you take me to.
661
00:39:54.452 --> 00:39:55.551
You like me?
662
00:39:55.653 --> 00:39:57.756
When did that happen?
663
00:39:57.858 --> 00:40:00.225
I think when I saw the way
you pick up the bill.
664
00:40:00.327 --> 00:40:01.527
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
665
00:40:01.629 --> 00:40:03.226
HARRY: I do it
really well, don't I?
666
00:40:03.328 --> 00:40:04.868
You do.
667
00:40:04.970 --> 00:40:07.129
Just one swift motion.
668
00:40:08.435 --> 00:40:11.133
No hesitation. No fear.
669
00:40:11.235 --> 00:40:14.070
HARRY: Well, I can afford it,
so why would I be scared?
670
00:40:15.345 --> 00:40:17.246
You're investing
a lot in me, huh?
671
00:40:17.348 --> 00:40:20.680
I just want our dates
to be romantic.
672
00:40:20.782 --> 00:40:24.520
How expensive a meal is
makes the date romantic?
673
00:40:25.153 --> 00:40:26.181
Doesn't it?
674
00:40:30.588 --> 00:40:33.463
When we first met...
675
00:40:33.565 --> 00:40:36.330
you said your job makes you
think like a mortician
676
00:40:36.432 --> 00:40:38.699
or an insurance claims
adjuster.
677
00:40:39.433 --> 00:40:41.097
How am I as a corpse?
678
00:40:42.302 --> 00:40:43.836
A good corpse.
679
00:40:44.735 --> 00:40:46.271
How about as a payout?
680
00:40:46.373 --> 00:40:48.043
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
681
00:40:48.145 --> 00:40:49.242
Couldn't ask for better.
682
00:40:49.344 --> 00:40:50.942
As a nursing home partner?
683
00:40:53.148 --> 00:40:54.550
A grave buddy?
684
00:41:01.257 --> 00:41:03.086
You can do better than me.
685
00:41:03.927 --> 00:41:05.525
Can I?
686
00:41:05.627 --> 00:41:07.926
You know how to do
the math, don't you?
687
00:41:10.629 --> 00:41:12.928
In my line of work...
688
00:41:13.030 --> 00:41:15.399
I meet hundreds of
highly desirable,
689
00:41:15.501 --> 00:41:16.902
high quality men...
690
00:41:17.004 --> 00:41:21.637
but you are what we call
in my industry "a unicorn."
691
00:41:21.739 --> 00:41:24.345
An impossible fantasy.
692
00:41:24.447 --> 00:41:25.945
Your brother
was a unicorn, too.
693
00:41:26.047 --> 00:41:29.184
The reason my clients cannot
lower their expectations...
694
00:41:29.286 --> 00:41:31.451
is because, against all odds,
695
00:41:31.553 --> 00:41:33.850
men like you
do actually exist.
696
00:41:33.952 --> 00:41:36.020
Well, I'm sure something
is wrong with me.
697
00:41:38.326 --> 00:41:39.892
You're perfect.
698
00:41:41.097 --> 00:41:43.025
You're smart.
699
00:41:43.127 --> 00:41:46.664
You have ideal income,
ideal education...
700
00:41:46.766 --> 00:41:49.735
ideal lifestyle,
ideal height...
701
00:41:49.837 --> 00:41:52.204
you're good-looking,
you have a great body,
702
00:41:52.306 --> 00:41:53.741
you're charming.
703
00:41:55.544 --> 00:41:58.607
You were born rich,
raised rich,
704
00:41:58.709 --> 00:42:00.282
you're still rich.
705
00:42:00.384 --> 00:42:03.012
You own a penthouse
in Tribeca.
706
00:42:03.115 --> 00:42:05.048
You can take a girl
to a restaurant like this
707
00:42:05.150 --> 00:42:09.889
and it's not even (LAUGHS)
like a special occasion.
708
00:42:09.991 --> 00:42:14.627
You don't have a drug habit
or a call girls habit.
709
00:42:14.729 --> 00:42:16.900
You even know
how to cut your hair,
710
00:42:17.002 --> 00:42:18.660
and how to dress.
711
00:42:18.762 --> 00:42:20.130
You have taste.
712
00:42:21.737 --> 00:42:26.536
You are a 10 out of 10
in every category.
713
00:42:26.638 --> 00:42:28.875
A complete package.
714
00:42:28.977 --> 00:42:32.674
So I don't know why you're
trying to throw it all away
715
00:42:32.776 --> 00:42:33.742
on someone like me.
716
00:42:33.844 --> 00:42:35.684
What's someone like you?
717
00:42:36.583 --> 00:42:38.918
Just a girl who works.
718
00:42:41.086 --> 00:42:43.822
I'm older than the women
you could be dating.
719
00:42:43.924 --> 00:42:47.595
Which means my looks
won't last as long.
720
00:42:47.698 --> 00:42:49.891
And I have fewer years
left to get pregnant.
721
00:42:49.993 --> 00:42:52.368
If you marry a 25-year-old,
722
00:42:52.470 --> 00:42:55.605
then in 10 years
she'll look like me.
723
00:42:55.707 --> 00:42:58.736
If you marry me, in 10 years
I'll look like my mother.
724
00:42:58.838 --> 00:43:00.671
What does
your mother look like?
725
00:43:00.773 --> 00:43:03.643
I was born poor, raised poor,
726
00:43:03.745 --> 00:43:06.680
and even though I work,
I have debt.
727
00:43:06.783 --> 00:43:10.180
I'm a college dropout
and a failed actress.
728
00:43:11.649 --> 00:43:13.950
I have no dowry.
729
00:43:14.052 --> 00:43:16.489
If anything,
I have a negative dowry.
730
00:43:16.591 --> 00:43:18.727
Do I look like I need a dowry?
731
00:43:19.928 --> 00:43:23.425
At the end of the day,
the math doesn't add up.
732
00:43:23.527 --> 00:43:27.362
Given your position
in the marketplace
and given mine,
733
00:43:28.305 --> 00:43:30.134
I'm not a girl you marry.
734
00:43:31.707 --> 00:43:34.407
I'm a girl that
you go home with once,
735
00:43:34.509 --> 00:43:36.371
and then never call again.
736
00:43:39.951 --> 00:43:40.947
So...
737
00:43:41.814 --> 00:43:44.049
what are you doing with me?
738
00:43:48.018 --> 00:43:49.525
You say you think I'm smart,
739
00:43:49.627 --> 00:43:51.760
but you're talking to me
like I'm a caveman.
740
00:43:54.797 --> 00:43:56.297
I wouldn't date you
if I didn't see value.
741
00:43:56.399 --> 00:43:57.564
I'm not like my brother.
742
00:43:57.666 --> 00:43:58.863
I'm not looking
for the nicest,
743
00:43:58.965 --> 00:44:01.330
prettiest rich girl
who likes me back.
744
00:44:05.171 --> 00:44:07.142
I'm looking for someone
who understands the game,
745
00:44:07.244 --> 00:44:08.711
how the world works.
746
00:44:10.207 --> 00:44:12.341
I'm looking for someone
I respect.
747
00:44:13.315 --> 00:44:14.409
And trust.
748
00:44:16.113 --> 00:44:18.149
Someone who knows
more than me.
749
00:44:20.792 --> 00:44:22.722
I don't want to date you
for your material assets...
750
00:44:22.824 --> 00:44:24.160
though I think
you're underselling them
751
00:44:24.262 --> 00:44:26.025
by a significant margin.
752
00:44:27.562 --> 00:44:29.127
Material assets are cheap,
753
00:44:30.398 --> 00:44:31.800
they don't last.
754
00:44:33.332 --> 00:44:36.970
I want to be with you
for your intangible assets.
755
00:44:37.936 --> 00:44:39.234
Those are good investments.
756
00:44:39.336 --> 00:44:41.337
They don't degrade.
They only get sharper.
757
00:44:44.012 --> 00:44:45.873
And, besides,
I have enough material assets
758
00:44:45.975 --> 00:44:47.409
for the both of us.
759
00:44:51.422 --> 00:44:52.720
I see a lot of potential here.
760
00:44:52.823 --> 00:44:54.222
I think you and I could make
great partners.
761
00:44:54.324 --> 00:44:55.890
I hope you agree.
762
00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:03.663
As for what I can
do for you...
763
00:45:03.765 --> 00:45:04.728
I think I'm the only guy
this rich
764
00:45:04.830 --> 00:45:06.395
you can actually stand.
765
00:45:09.574 --> 00:45:11.702
I don't like you
because you're rich.
766
00:45:11.804 --> 00:45:13.369
Then why do you like me?
767
00:45:17.813 --> 00:45:20.310
Because you make me
feel valuable.
768
00:45:27.786 --> 00:45:29.451
You are valuable.
769
00:45:31.596 --> 00:45:33.488
That's what I'm trying
to tell you.
770
00:45:38.132 --> 00:45:40.495
Do you want to see
each other more seriously?
771
00:45:50.947 --> 00:45:52.881
-(SENSUAL INDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)
772
00:46:44.060 --> 00:46:45.263
(HARRY MOANS SOFTLY)
773
00:47:22.340 --> 00:47:23.466
(LUCY LAUGHING)
774
00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:27.107
(PHONE VIBRATING)
775
00:47:34.081 --> 00:47:35.885
-(LINE RINGING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
776
00:47:39.521 --> 00:47:41.254
(LINE RINGING)
777
00:47:41.356 --> 00:47:43.524
VOICEMAIL: Hi, you've reached
Lucy from Adore Matchmaking.
778
00:47:43.626 --> 00:47:44.758
Please leave a message
779
00:47:44.860 --> 00:47:45.790
and I'll call you back.
Thanks.
780
00:47:45.892 --> 00:47:48.293
-(BEEPS)
-Hey, it's John.
781
00:47:50.032 --> 00:47:52.228
Okay. Just give me a call
when you get this.
782
00:47:52.330 --> 00:47:55.032
Just wanted
to invite you to the play.
783
00:47:55.134 --> 00:47:57.940
We start previews
next week, so...
784
00:47:59.937 --> 00:48:01.570
Okay. Bye.
785
00:48:14.484 --> 00:48:16.453
HARRY: What's your
dream vacation?
786
00:48:20.396 --> 00:48:21.898
Iceland.
787
00:48:23.596 --> 00:48:24.626
Hmm.
788
00:48:26.601 --> 00:48:28.396
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
789
00:48:28.498 --> 00:48:31.006
Would you let me
take you to Iceland?
790
00:48:33.275 --> 00:48:35.804
-I don't even have a passport.
-Well, let's get you one.
791
00:48:35.907 --> 00:48:37.441
(CHUCKLES)
792
00:48:38.678 --> 00:48:40.609
(SIGHING)
793
00:48:47.617 --> 00:48:49.926
(WHISPERING)
How much is this apartment?
794
00:48:50.758 --> 00:48:52.192
Twelve million.
795
00:48:58.262 --> 00:48:59.694
(WHISPERING) Do you like it?
796
00:49:02.000 --> 00:49:03.698
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
797
00:49:07.472 --> 00:49:10.705
-(ALARM RINGING)
-(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
798
00:49:18.555 --> 00:49:20.583
(JOHN GROANS, SIGHS)
799
00:49:40.645 --> 00:49:41.637
-(RUBBER SQUELCHES)
-Oh.
800
00:49:43.040 --> 00:49:45.509
What the fuck?
801
00:49:46.716 --> 00:49:48.248
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
802
00:49:53.819 --> 00:49:54.752
Fuck!
803
00:49:54.854 --> 00:49:56.421
(SQUELCHING)
804
00:49:59.862 --> 00:50:01.460
-(THUDS)
-Hey, motherfucker!
805
00:50:01.562 --> 00:50:03.927
You can't leave
your used condoms
on the kitchen floor!
806
00:50:04.029 --> 00:50:05.162
It's unacceptable!
807
00:50:05.264 --> 00:50:06.294
I got kind of drunk
last night.
808
00:50:06.397 --> 00:50:08.137
I must've missed
the trash can.
809
00:50:08.239 --> 00:50:09.565
Why don't you throw it out
in your own fucking trash can?
810
00:50:09.667 --> 00:50:11.269
I don't want it just
sitting there in the room.
811
00:50:11.371 --> 00:50:14.003
Why don't you want
your own cum in the room?
812
00:50:14.105 --> 00:50:15.506
It's fucking gross.
813
00:50:15.608 --> 00:50:17.144
So we have to deal with it
in the fucking kitchen?
814
00:50:17.246 --> 00:50:19.375
I know it doesn't
make sense, man, I was drunk.
815
00:50:19.477 --> 00:50:21.245
RON: Hey, can you two
stop yelling?
816
00:50:21.347 --> 00:50:22.710
I'm teaching an acting class
on Zoom...
817
00:50:22.812 --> 00:50:25.021
and you're making me
look really unprofessional.
818
00:50:25.588 --> 00:50:26.583
(DOOR SLAMS)
819
00:50:28.722 --> 00:50:29.718
(THUDS)
820
00:50:31.725 --> 00:50:32.754
(SIGHS)
821
00:50:34.926 --> 00:50:37.363
Oh, fuck!
822
00:50:41.133 --> 00:50:42.665
(THUDS LIGHTLY, CREAKS)
823
00:50:45.774 --> 00:50:47.373
(THUDS, CREAKS)
824
00:50:49.776 --> 00:50:51.113
(SIGHS)
825
00:51:02.954 --> 00:51:04.522
(SIGHS)
826
00:51:36.692 --> 00:51:38.059
HARRY: Right.
827
00:51:38.162 --> 00:51:40.591
So he's asking for
a valuation in his dreams.
828
00:51:43.633 --> 00:51:45.968
It's inflated.
829
00:51:46.070 --> 00:51:49.667
He's giving us a DCF
based on pure fiction...
830
00:51:49.769 --> 00:51:54.341
on future revenue streams with
blinders for expense growth.
831
00:51:57.782 --> 00:51:59.476
Yeah, he's a bad analyst...
832
00:51:59.578 --> 00:52:02.184
and he's just making
shit up at this point.
833
00:52:08.953 --> 00:52:11.389
He's just saying numbers that
come to his head. Listen...
834
00:52:11.492 --> 00:52:13.621
it's still a good growth
story for our company...
835
00:52:13.723 --> 00:52:15.027
so we're going
to have to continue
836
00:52:15.129 --> 00:52:16.495
playing ball with this guy.
837
00:52:19.966 --> 00:52:21.500
(LINE RINGING)
838
00:52:23.332 --> 00:52:24.866
(LINE RINGING)
839
00:52:26.308 --> 00:52:28.474
VOICEMAIL:
Hi, you've reached Sophie...
840
00:52:29.073 --> 00:52:30.542
(SIGHS)
841
00:52:35.751 --> 00:52:37.318
(LINE RINGING)
842
00:52:39.249 --> 00:52:40.783
(LINE RINGING)
843
00:52:42.857 --> 00:52:44.391
(LINE RINGING)
844
00:52:46.223 --> 00:52:47.724
(LINE RINGING)
845
00:52:48.599 --> 00:52:49.458
MARK: Hello?
846
00:52:49.560 --> 00:52:51.765
Hi, Mark,
it's Lucy from Adore.
847
00:52:51.867 --> 00:52:53.167
MARK: Oh, hi.
848
00:52:53.269 --> 00:52:55.169
Hi. So, I just wanted
to get some feedback
849
00:52:55.271 --> 00:52:57.435
on your first date
with my client Sophie.
850
00:52:57.538 --> 00:52:59.371
Actually I haven't gotten
ahold of her yet...
851
00:52:59.473 --> 00:53:00.768
so I don't know
how it went on her end...
852
00:53:00.871 --> 00:53:03.573
but I'm excited to hear
how it went for you.
853
00:53:03.675 --> 00:53:06.707
MARK: It went so well.
She's wonderful.
854
00:53:06.809 --> 00:53:09.784
Like really nice face,
good body,
855
00:53:09.886 --> 00:53:11.616
good job, great energy.
856
00:53:11.718 --> 00:53:15.457
Just all the things I said
I wanted from a match.
857
00:53:15.559 --> 00:53:16.857
Okay.
858
00:53:16.959 --> 00:53:18.521
Okay, I love hearing this.
859
00:53:18.623 --> 00:53:20.862
Um, I'm so glad
you had a good time.
860
00:53:20.964 --> 00:53:23.060
Sophie is really wonderful.
861
00:53:23.162 --> 00:53:24.461
MARK: Yeah, no.
862
00:53:24.563 --> 00:53:26.134
Like the conversation
just flowed.
863
00:53:26.236 --> 00:53:29.268
Uh, we ended up
staying out pretty late.
864
00:53:29.370 --> 00:53:31.768
Cool. So, do you want
to see her again?
865
00:53:32.940 --> 00:53:34.705
MARK: Sure.
866
00:53:34.807 --> 00:53:36.609
Sure. I'm not sure how serious
it's going to be...
867
00:53:36.711 --> 00:53:39.477
but I wouldn't mind seeing
her again, if she's game.
868
00:53:39.580 --> 00:53:42.444
Great. Yeah, of course,
one step at a time.
869
00:53:42.547 --> 00:53:45.149
MARK: All right. Thanks, Lucy.
870
00:53:45.251 --> 00:53:46.351
Great. You have a good day
871
00:53:46.453 --> 00:53:47.715
and I'll reach out
this afternoon...
872
00:53:47.817 --> 00:53:49.720
after I speak with her.
Thanks, Mark.
873
00:53:52.058 --> 00:53:53.262
Thanks, Mark!
874
00:53:53.993 --> 00:53:54.989
(SIGHS)
875
00:53:59.563 --> 00:54:01.534
VOICEMAIL: Hey, it's John.
876
00:54:03.340 --> 00:54:05.470
Okay. Just give me a call
when you get this.
877
00:54:05.572 --> 00:54:07.505
Just wanted to invite you
to the play.
878
00:54:07.607 --> 00:54:09.839
VOICEMAIL: Hi,
you've reached Sophie...
879
00:54:13.982 --> 00:54:15.415
-Hey.
-Hey.
880
00:54:15.517 --> 00:54:18.748
So, uh, Rose was asking
for her client Mia W.
881
00:54:18.850 --> 00:54:21.549
How it's going with
Peter C.'s brother, Harry?
882
00:54:21.651 --> 00:54:22.791
Were you able to recruit him?
883
00:54:22.893 --> 00:54:24.689
Yeah. Uh, actually, um...
884
00:54:25.763 --> 00:54:27.896
I'm dating him.
885
00:54:27.998 --> 00:54:30.460
-You're dating him?
-Yep.
886
00:54:30.562 --> 00:54:33.095
-You know he's a unicorn.
-Mm-hmm.
887
00:54:33.198 --> 00:54:34.466
(CHUCKLES)
888
00:54:34.568 --> 00:54:36.334
You couldn't let him
go on a couple dates
889
00:54:36.436 --> 00:54:38.101
with some
of our clients first?
890
00:54:38.203 --> 00:54:39.502
He insisted.
891
00:54:39.604 --> 00:54:41.640
DAISY: (SCOFFS)
I'm sure he did.
892
00:54:43.578 --> 00:54:46.810
Hey, Lucy. Can I speak to you
in my office?
893
00:54:52.815 --> 00:54:55.824
Have you spoken
with Sophie L.?
894
00:54:55.926 --> 00:54:58.193
Uh, not yet. Just Mark P.
895
00:54:58.296 --> 00:55:02.257
VIOLET: I just hung up
with Sophie's lawyer.
896
00:55:02.359 --> 00:55:03.563
Her lawyer?
897
00:55:04.895 --> 00:55:09.371
Apparently,
she was assaulted on the date.
898
00:55:13.743 --> 00:55:14.772
What?
899
00:55:19.310 --> 00:55:20.781
By Mark P.?
900
00:55:20.883 --> 00:55:21.911
VIOLET: Yes.
901
00:55:23.985 --> 00:55:25.046
Last night?
902
00:55:25.855 --> 00:55:27.651
Are you serious?
903
00:55:27.754 --> 00:55:30.392
She's bringing charges
to the company, not you.
904
00:55:30.494 --> 00:55:32.390
I have a call
with the legal team
in two minutes...
905
00:55:32.492 --> 00:55:33.692
and we're going
to figure it out.
906
00:55:34.492 --> 00:55:35.828
I need to speak with her.
907
00:55:35.930 --> 00:55:37.366
Lucy, no.
908
00:55:37.468 --> 00:55:40.235
-Violet, she's my client.
-VIOLET: She's not anymore.
909
00:55:40.337 --> 00:55:42.468
So if Sophie calls,
you must not pick up.
910
00:55:42.570 --> 00:55:45.733
-I can't do nothing.
-VIOLET: Do nothing.
911
00:55:45.835 --> 00:55:47.405
You made the best match
you could
912
00:55:47.507 --> 00:55:49.408
given the information
you have.
913
00:55:49.510 --> 00:55:51.173
This particular match
did not work out
914
00:55:51.275 --> 00:55:55.414
but you've been doing
amazing work for Sophie
for months.
915
00:55:55.516 --> 00:55:58.248
The match didn't
"not work out," Vi,
916
00:55:58.350 --> 00:56:00.420
she was assaulted.
917
00:56:00.522 --> 00:56:03.023
A matchmaker can't vouch
for how a person is
918
00:56:03.125 --> 00:56:04.324
in an intimate setting
919
00:56:04.426 --> 00:56:06.120
since she's never been
in one with them.
920
00:56:09.728 --> 00:56:12.665
Has something like this
happened before?
921
00:56:14.299 --> 00:56:15.569
Of course.
922
00:56:16.533 --> 00:56:18.440
This is dating.
923
00:56:19.474 --> 00:56:20.701
This happened
to one of my clients
924
00:56:20.803 --> 00:56:23.511
the third year I worked here.
925
00:56:23.613 --> 00:56:26.679
If you do this long enough,
it happens to all of us.
926
00:56:28.380 --> 00:56:30.149
It's a known risk.
927
00:56:30.251 --> 00:56:32.047
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
928
00:56:40.129 --> 00:56:42.156
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
929
00:57:01.952 --> 00:57:03.518
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
930
00:57:05.451 --> 00:57:08.182
(CREAKS, CLOSES, LATCHES)
931
00:57:18.461 --> 00:57:20.667
(GASPING)
932
00:57:32.510 --> 00:57:34.813
(BREATH TREMBLING)
933
00:57:43.794 --> 00:57:44.758
Hi, you.
934
00:57:44.860 --> 00:57:45.857
Hi.
935
00:57:47.459 --> 00:57:48.761
Sorry I'm late.
936
00:57:50.296 --> 00:57:51.533
No worries.
937
00:57:52.465 --> 00:57:53.629
Am I dressed nice enough?
938
00:57:53.731 --> 00:57:55.999
You might be dressed too nice.
939
00:57:59.540 --> 00:58:01.339
My mother and father
made love.
940
00:58:01.441 --> 00:58:03.576
I was born. I grew up.
941
00:58:03.678 --> 00:58:06.577
I entered this restaurant.
I'm on a date.
942
00:58:06.679 --> 00:58:08.280
A waiter walks up to me
and asks,
943
00:58:08.382 --> 00:58:09.548
"What can I do for you?"
944
00:58:09.650 --> 00:58:11.151
"I don't know.
What can you do for me?"
945
00:58:11.253 --> 00:58:12.781
I order a glass of water.
946
00:58:12.883 --> 00:58:14.517
My mother and father
made love.
947
00:58:14.619 --> 00:58:16.589
I was born. I grew up.
948
00:58:16.691 --> 00:58:19.260
I entered this restaurant.
I'm on a date.
949
00:58:19.362 --> 00:58:21.193
The waiter
is touching my back.
950
00:58:21.295 --> 00:58:22.329
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
951
00:58:22.431 --> 00:58:24.560
I went to school.
I read books.
952
00:58:24.662 --> 00:58:26.026
I wrote book reports.
953
00:58:26.128 --> 00:58:28.864
I went to more school.
I wrote essays.
954
00:58:28.966 --> 00:58:30.566
JOHN: Well,
it's certainly different.
955
00:58:30.668 --> 00:58:32.034
I mean, it's, it's, uh...
956
00:58:32.136 --> 00:58:34.840
It's been a good experience.
I feel really lucky.
957
00:58:36.743 --> 00:58:37.939
Listen, it was great
to meet you guys.
958
00:58:38.041 --> 00:58:39.614
-Thanks for coming.
-MAN: Of course.
959
00:58:45.419 --> 00:58:47.055
-Hey, buddy.
-Hey.
960
00:58:47.157 --> 00:58:49.253
-That was great.
-Was it?
961
00:58:49.355 --> 00:58:50.851
Yes, I loved it.
962
00:58:50.953 --> 00:58:52.493
This is my boyfriend, Harry.
963
00:58:52.595 --> 00:58:54.561
Hey, nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming.
964
00:58:54.663 --> 00:58:57.260
Congratulations.
That was really interesting.
965
00:58:57.362 --> 00:58:58.664
Thanks.
966
00:58:58.767 --> 00:59:01.130
I can't believe you remembered
all those lines.
967
00:59:02.304 --> 00:59:04.639
Yeah. Yeah, it's nuts.
968
00:59:07.608 --> 00:59:08.604
Well, listen,
we're going around
969
00:59:08.706 --> 00:59:09.704
the corner to get a drink.
970
00:59:09.806 --> 00:59:11.107
You guys want to come?
971
00:59:12.412 --> 00:59:14.279
-Yes.
-Great.
972
00:59:14.381 --> 00:59:15.878
-Okay.
-Yeah.
973
00:59:15.980 --> 00:59:17.545
JOHN:
So, what did you really think?
974
00:59:17.647 --> 00:59:19.716
I liked it.
975
00:59:19.818 --> 00:59:21.852
Some of it
didn't make sense...
976
00:59:21.955 --> 00:59:25.220
but I loved watching you act,
you know that.
977
00:59:26.261 --> 00:59:27.963
Do you ever miss it?
978
00:59:28.065 --> 00:59:29.328
LUCY: Acting? No.
979
00:59:29.430 --> 00:59:30.830
Not even a little bit?
980
00:59:32.268 --> 00:59:34.434
LUCY: I'm not like you.
981
00:59:34.536 --> 00:59:36.668
I was never going
to be an actor.
982
00:59:36.770 --> 00:59:40.939
I didn't know how to stand
or... speak.
983
00:59:43.808 --> 00:59:45.845
You were always good though.
984
00:59:46.942 --> 00:59:48.716
You're even better now.
985
00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:52.081
I'm really proud of you, John.
986
00:59:52.183 --> 00:59:54.623
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
987
01:00:00.561 --> 01:00:02.059
You met him at the wedding?
988
01:00:02.725 --> 01:00:04.198
LUCY: Yeah.
989
01:00:04.300 --> 01:00:06.096
He's the groom's brother.
990
01:00:08.505 --> 01:00:10.265
You're not gonna marry him,
are you?
991
01:00:10.666 --> 01:00:12.338
Why not?
992
01:00:12.440 --> 01:00:14.238
Because he's good-looking.
993
01:00:14.340 --> 01:00:15.611
And rich.
994
01:00:16.410 --> 01:00:17.972
Has a real job.
995
01:00:18.074 --> 01:00:20.176
Probably doesn't
have roommates.
996
01:00:21.779 --> 01:00:23.178
Probably doesn't get angry
997
01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:25.951
at stupid shit all the time
that doesn't matter.
998
01:00:27.216 --> 01:00:29.658
Can we talk
about something else?
999
01:00:33.997 --> 01:00:35.125
You okay?
1000
01:00:40.434 --> 01:00:42.162
Why do you ask?
1001
01:00:42.264 --> 01:00:45.806
Just... you don't seem
like you're okay.
1002
01:00:47.473 --> 01:00:48.743
Is it him?
1003
01:00:53.083 --> 01:00:54.210
Is it work?
1004
01:00:57.051 --> 01:01:00.084
I just don't think
I'm very good
at my job anymore.
1005
01:01:02.718 --> 01:01:03.753
(SIGHS)
1006
01:01:03.855 --> 01:01:06.426
I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
1007
01:01:06.528 --> 01:01:09.597
You're so hard on yourself.
1008
01:01:09.699 --> 01:01:13.600
You're not a drone pilot
or a gun lobbyist.
1009
01:01:13.702 --> 01:01:16.636
You don't work
at Shell or McKinsey.
1010
01:01:16.738 --> 01:01:19.708
It's just dating.
It's not that serious.
1011
01:01:22.474 --> 01:01:23.679
Right.
1012
01:01:25.546 --> 01:01:27.942
Dating is not serious.
1013
01:01:28.044 --> 01:01:30.345
It's just girl shit, right?
1014
01:01:31.420 --> 01:01:33.313
That's not what I meant.
1015
01:01:33.415 --> 01:01:36.054
You always know exactly
what to say to me.
1016
01:01:38.954 --> 01:01:40.154
HARRY: Ready to go?
1017
01:01:40.256 --> 01:01:42.727
Yep. I'm gonna
wait for you outside.
1018
01:01:42.829 --> 01:01:44.663
HARRY: Uh,
I'll get the drinks.
1019
01:01:44.765 --> 01:01:46.900
BETH: (GASPS)
Thank you, Harry.
1020
01:01:49.799 --> 01:01:51.003
Thank you.
1021
01:01:53.005 --> 01:01:55.205
-(RATTLING IN DISTANCE)
-(SIREN WAILS)
1022
01:02:08.718 --> 01:02:10.726
(SIGHS)
1023
01:02:21.735 --> 01:02:23.033
I don't want to date a liberal
1024
01:02:23.136 --> 01:02:25.804
and they have to go to church
every Sunday.
1025
01:02:25.906 --> 01:02:28.110
I don't want someone
who likes cats.
1026
01:02:28.212 --> 01:02:30.072
I'm a dog person.
1027
01:02:30.174 --> 01:02:33.081
LUCY: Is a moderate
democrat okay?
1028
01:02:33.183 --> 01:02:34.309
Only republican.
1029
01:02:34.411 --> 01:02:36.716
I want someone who identifies
as a conservative.
1030
01:02:36.818 --> 01:02:39.183
LUCY: Audrey,
(SIGHS) I don't know
1031
01:02:39.285 --> 01:02:42.324
if there's a cat-hating,
Christian conservative lesbian
1032
01:02:42.426 --> 01:02:43.688
in most parts of New York...
1033
01:02:43.790 --> 01:02:45.592
who wants to date a closeted
1034
01:02:45.694 --> 01:02:48.563
49-year-old
with three children.
1035
01:02:48.665 --> 01:02:50.431
Would you be willing
to date someone
1036
01:02:50.534 --> 01:02:53.798
from Long Island
or New Jersey?
1037
01:02:53.900 --> 01:02:55.665
I want to prioritize
dating a man
1038
01:02:55.767 --> 01:02:57.499
who's white at first
1039
01:02:57.601 --> 01:03:01.608
but then if we have no luck,
we can move on to other races.
1040
01:03:01.710 --> 01:03:04.075
LUCY: So "whites only,"
at first?
1041
01:03:04.177 --> 01:03:07.942
I mean, technically,
I'm open to all ethnicities.
1042
01:03:08.044 --> 01:03:09.950
Eleanor, "technically,"
1043
01:03:10.052 --> 01:03:13.414
you're asking me to set you up
with only white men.
1044
01:03:13.516 --> 01:03:16.183
I know the list looks long
but I deserve someone
1045
01:03:16.285 --> 01:03:18.126
who fulfills
all of my criteria.
1046
01:03:18.228 --> 01:03:19.287
I really do.
1047
01:03:19.389 --> 01:03:22.028
I mean look at me.
I'm a catch. (CHUCKLES)
1048
01:03:24.964 --> 01:03:27.965
Patricia,
I know that every year
1049
01:03:28.067 --> 01:03:29.704
you go without having
a husband...
1050
01:03:29.807 --> 01:03:33.809
raises your expectations
for him exponentially.
1051
01:03:33.911 --> 01:03:36.942
But that doesn't mean
that you're due to get one.
1052
01:03:37.045 --> 01:03:39.613
And it doesn't mean
that you can customize...
1053
01:03:39.715 --> 01:03:42.243
because this is
not a simulation.
1054
01:03:42.345 --> 01:03:44.014
If the service
I was providing you
1055
01:03:44.116 --> 01:03:45.920
was building you a man
then, of course,
1056
01:03:46.022 --> 01:03:49.418
I could build you a man with
everything on this list...
1057
01:03:50.524 --> 01:03:52.022
But I can't.
1058
01:03:52.124 --> 01:03:55.397
Because this is
not a car or a house.
1059
01:03:55.499 --> 01:03:57.093
We're talking about people.
1060
01:03:57.195 --> 01:04:00.434
People are people
are people are people.
1061
01:04:00.536 --> 01:04:02.263
They come as they are.
1062
01:04:02.365 --> 01:04:05.539
And all I can hope
to find for you
1063
01:04:05.641 --> 01:04:06.939
is a man that you can tolerate
1064
01:04:07.042 --> 01:04:10.142
for the next 50 years
who likes you at all.
1065
01:04:12.009 --> 01:04:13.574
And you are not a catch...
1066
01:04:14.584 --> 01:04:16.313
because you are not a fish.
1067
01:04:29.061 --> 01:04:31.999
I was managing
her expectations.
1068
01:04:34.067 --> 01:04:36.133
VIOLET: Patricia canceled
her membership
1069
01:04:36.235 --> 01:04:40.040
and reviewed us online,
calling us a scam.
1070
01:04:41.344 --> 01:04:43.107
We are a scam.
1071
01:04:43.209 --> 01:04:46.647
We don't give them
what they pay for, do we?
1072
01:04:46.749 --> 01:04:50.314
We promise them love
and then...
1073
01:04:50.416 --> 01:04:55.616
we just give them bad dates
with morons and criminals.
1074
01:05:00.789 --> 01:05:04.328
I know the Sophie L. situation
is still weighing on you.
1075
01:05:08.705 --> 01:05:11.203
Burnout is common
for matchmakers.
1076
01:05:11.870 --> 01:05:13.335
You need a break.
1077
01:05:13.438 --> 01:05:15.440
You should go on a trip
with your boyfriend.
1078
01:05:15.542 --> 01:05:16.912
(SCOFFS)
1079
01:05:19.044 --> 01:05:21.312
If I take a break right now...
1080
01:05:22.145 --> 01:05:24.149
I may never come back.
1081
01:05:24.251 --> 01:05:26.687
VIOLET: You will,
because you love your clients.
1082
01:05:26.789 --> 01:05:29.917
I hate them.
They are children.
1083
01:05:30.019 --> 01:05:32.321
I hate them.
1084
01:05:32.423 --> 01:05:34.091
VIOLET: They give us
thousands of dollars.
1085
01:05:34.193 --> 01:05:36.426
They're entitled
to some regression.
1086
01:05:38.295 --> 01:05:41.733
Do you think
that any one of them
1087
01:05:41.835 --> 01:05:43.499
says to their therapist...
1088
01:05:44.640 --> 01:05:48.303
"No Blacks, no fatties"?
1089
01:05:48.405 --> 01:05:50.237
And if I'm
their actual therapist,
1090
01:05:50.339 --> 01:05:52.946
which it feels like I am...
1091
01:05:53.048 --> 01:05:56.344
I don't have the schooling
to support that.
1092
01:05:56.446 --> 01:05:59.086
And I certainly
don't get paid enough.
1093
01:06:00.990 --> 01:06:04.252
VIOLET: Lucy, we're better
than therapists.
1094
01:06:04.354 --> 01:06:06.823
We work
with the most intimate...
1095
01:06:06.925 --> 01:06:08.256
extremely personal,
1096
01:06:08.358 --> 01:06:09.964
unofficial part
of their lives...
1097
01:06:10.066 --> 01:06:13.660
that they'd like to see
struck from the record.
1098
01:06:13.762 --> 01:06:16.763
We work with their
loneliness and rejection...
1099
01:06:16.865 --> 01:06:20.573
the kind that makes someone
get naked for a stranger.
1100
01:06:20.675 --> 01:06:22.010
We're the real deal.
1101
01:06:22.711 --> 01:06:23.977
That's why they tell you
1102
01:06:24.079 --> 01:06:26.043
more than they would
tell their therapists
1103
01:06:26.145 --> 01:06:28.280
and why they take
risks with you.
1104
01:06:30.012 --> 01:06:31.381
"Risks."
1105
01:06:31.483 --> 01:06:34.150
VIOLET: Yes. Risks that can
lead to a situation
1106
01:06:34.252 --> 01:06:36.550
like what happened
with Sophie L.
1107
01:06:36.652 --> 01:06:40.358
And risks that lead
to lifelong marriages.
1108
01:06:42.393 --> 01:06:44.796
You know
this is life-changing work.
1109
01:06:44.898 --> 01:06:46.364
And you're born for it.
1110
01:06:47.703 --> 01:06:49.366
Take a break starting now.
1111
01:06:49.468 --> 01:06:52.733
And I expect you back
in four weeks, renewed.
1112
01:06:53.409 --> 01:06:54.367
I insist.
1113
01:06:54.469 --> 01:06:56.572
-(CHEERING)
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1114
01:07:00.310 --> 01:07:02.444
ROSE: Violet! Amazing news!
1115
01:07:02.547 --> 01:07:06.387
My client Zoe H.
and Fred A. just got engaged!
1116
01:07:06.489 --> 01:07:08.754
(WOMEN CHEERING)
1117
01:07:08.856 --> 01:07:11.625
VIOLET: Unbelievable! Oh!
1118
01:07:11.727 --> 01:07:14.694
That is so impressive!
1119
01:07:14.796 --> 01:07:16.223
What an amazing match!
1120
01:07:16.325 --> 01:07:17.624
-Number four?
-(SIGHS)
1121
01:07:17.726 --> 01:07:19.797
-ROSE: Yes!
-We have to throw you a party!
1122
01:07:19.899 --> 01:07:21.668
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
1123
01:07:21.770 --> 01:07:23.731
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1124
01:07:58.103 --> 01:08:00.339
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1125
01:08:01.940 --> 01:08:05.113
(MAN CHATTERING)
1126
01:08:37.679 --> 01:08:38.674
LUCY: Sophie.
1127
01:08:53.289 --> 01:08:55.493
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1128
01:09:12.011 --> 01:09:13.478
(PANTING) Sophie.
1129
01:09:16.448 --> 01:09:18.111
-Sophie.
-You don't want to talk to me.
1130
01:09:18.213 --> 01:09:19.884
Please.
1131
01:09:19.986 --> 01:09:21.486
I am so embarrassed.
1132
01:09:22.486 --> 01:09:23.823
I thought I could
pay some girl
1133
01:09:23.925 --> 01:09:25.556
to find me a boyfriend.
1134
01:09:26.156 --> 01:09:27.290
I'm sorry.
1135
01:09:27.392 --> 01:09:29.029
"An expert"?
What a fucking joke.
1136
01:09:29.131 --> 01:09:31.899
-Sophie-
-You know what's even funnier?
1137
01:09:32.001 --> 01:09:34.031
I almost felt like
we were friends.
1138
01:09:34.133 --> 01:09:35.900
I, I, I, I really-- I--
1139
01:09:36.002 --> 01:09:37.331
(BREATH TREMBLING)
1140
01:09:37.433 --> 01:09:39.372
Can we please just talk?
1141
01:09:40.302 --> 01:09:41.572
Talk about what?
1142
01:09:43.043 --> 01:09:44.641
What do you have to say?
1143
01:09:48.445 --> 01:09:50.317
(SIGHS, WHISPERING) I'm sorry.
1144
01:09:51.988 --> 01:09:54.189
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I'm so sorry.
1145
01:09:55.757 --> 01:09:57.786
I trusted you.
1146
01:09:59.656 --> 01:10:02.230
I didn't know
what he was capable of.
1147
01:10:03.732 --> 01:10:05.694
I see, so...
1148
01:10:05.796 --> 01:10:09.903
you knew his height,
which was a lie by the way.
1149
01:10:10.005 --> 01:10:11.732
And his job and his salary,
1150
01:10:11.834 --> 01:10:13.900
which was also a lie
just for the record.
1151
01:10:14.002 --> 01:10:16.108
And his looks, which is
really nothing much...
1152
01:10:16.210 --> 01:10:18.312
but you didn't know
who he was.
1153
01:10:19.211 --> 01:10:22.843
As a person. As a man.
1154
01:10:22.945 --> 01:10:25.649
Well, I went on a date
with him and found out.
1155
01:10:26.749 --> 01:10:28.715
He's the kind of guy
who gets drunk
1156
01:10:28.817 --> 01:10:31.325
and follows you
into the bathroom.
1157
01:10:32.628 --> 01:10:33.690
(SIGHS)
1158
01:10:35.331 --> 01:10:37.694
Why would you set me up
with someone like that?
1159
01:10:41.667 --> 01:10:46.571
He was a strong match
with a lot of potential.
1160
01:10:51.541 --> 01:10:53.908
He checked a lot of our boxes.
1161
01:10:58.885 --> 01:11:00.013
"Boxes"?
1162
01:11:05.525 --> 01:11:07.093
The truth is,
you set me up with that man
1163
01:11:07.195 --> 01:11:08.762
because you think
I'm worthless.
1164
01:11:08.864 --> 01:11:10.064
LUCY: No, I don't--
1165
01:11:10.166 --> 01:11:11.725
You didn't know
what to do with me.
1166
01:11:11.827 --> 01:11:13.928
That's how I ended up
on that date.
1167
01:11:15.997 --> 01:11:19.239
Here I was thinking that
you worked for me...
1168
01:11:19.341 --> 01:11:21.573
but the whole time
I was working for you.
1169
01:11:23.176 --> 01:11:26.377
Worthless merchandise...
1170
01:11:26.479 --> 01:11:29.317
to pawn off to anyone
who'd take it.
1171
01:11:33.923 --> 01:11:35.785
But I am not merchandise.
1172
01:11:37.287 --> 01:11:38.623
I'm a person.
1173
01:11:40.724 --> 01:11:44.624
And I know I deserve love.
(SHUDDERS)
1174
01:11:44.726 --> 01:11:47.599
I know you do. I believe it.
1175
01:11:49.870 --> 01:11:51.306
Fuck you.
1176
01:11:52.136 --> 01:11:53.374
Pimp.
1177
01:11:54.138 --> 01:11:56.311
(SOBBING)
1178
01:12:33.848 --> 01:12:34.844
(THUDS)
1179
01:12:47.764 --> 01:12:48.891
(SNIFFLES)
1180
01:12:50.759 --> 01:12:52.294
-(PHONE VIBRATING)
-Thanks.
1181
01:12:52.396 --> 01:12:53.862
Can I get a receipt?
1182
01:12:53.964 --> 01:12:56.998
-(PHONE VIBRATING)
-(SPANISH CHATTER ON RADIO)
1183
01:13:00.076 --> 01:13:02.069
(PHONE CONTINUES VIBRATING)
1184
01:13:04.979 --> 01:13:05.974
Thanks, man.
1185
01:13:07.684 --> 01:13:08.680
Lucy?
1186
01:13:09.612 --> 01:13:11.314
What's going on? You okay?
1187
01:13:11.416 --> 01:13:14.450
LUCY: (SHUDDERING) No.
1188
01:13:14.553 --> 01:13:15.984
Do you want me
to come get you?
1189
01:13:17.488 --> 01:13:19.193
LUCY: No, I'm at home.
1190
01:13:19.295 --> 01:13:21.492
I shouldn't even be
calling you.
1191
01:13:21.594 --> 01:13:25.026
You can always call me.
What's up?
1192
01:13:26.464 --> 01:13:27.963
LUCY: I fucked up. (SOBS)
1193
01:13:31.367 --> 01:13:32.605
Okay.
1194
01:13:36.576 --> 01:13:39.876
I'm not supposed
to tell anybody but...
1195
01:13:43.051 --> 01:13:44.518
can I tell you?
1196
01:13:46.054 --> 01:13:47.081
JOHN: Of course.
1197
01:13:48.385 --> 01:13:49.589
Anything.
1198
01:13:55.529 --> 01:13:59.027
I set my client up
with a bad person.
1199
01:14:01.504 --> 01:14:04.232
I didn't know he was bad,
but I introduced them.
1200
01:14:04.334 --> 01:14:05.539
And now
1201
01:14:07.108 --> 01:14:09.375
I can't fix it.
1202
01:14:09.477 --> 01:14:12.711
I'm the last person
who can fix it.
1203
01:14:17.285 --> 01:14:19.082
Do you want me to come over?
1204
01:14:19.185 --> 01:14:21.288
LUCY: No.
1205
01:14:21.390 --> 01:14:24.921
No. I'm about
to go to Harry's.
1206
01:14:26.422 --> 01:14:27.660
Right.
1207
01:14:28.931 --> 01:14:30.090
LUCY: Sorry.
1208
01:14:30.192 --> 01:14:34.134
No, no. It's... Hey,
nothing to be sorry about.
1209
01:14:34.236 --> 01:14:35.932
Keep telling me what happened.
1210
01:14:37.301 --> 01:14:38.605
I'm here.
1211
01:14:40.405 --> 01:14:42.609
(WATER RUNNING)
1212
01:17:11.621 --> 01:17:13.320
(HARRY SIGHS)
1213
01:17:16.331 --> 01:17:17.731
Do you know what they are?
1214
01:17:18.562 --> 01:17:19.865
I think so.
1215
01:17:21.569 --> 01:17:23.836
-It's not a big deal.
-I know.
1216
01:17:27.375 --> 01:17:28.907
I made an investment.
1217
01:17:30.742 --> 01:17:32.040
A body is like an apartment.
1218
01:17:32.142 --> 01:17:34.176
You have to invest
to get the value back.
1219
01:17:36.218 --> 01:17:37.718
I understand you.
1220
01:17:39.353 --> 01:17:40.952
I invested too.
1221
01:17:46.790 --> 01:17:48.388
HARRY: Right. I figured.
1222
01:17:52.928 --> 01:17:55.163
Did your brother too?
1223
01:17:55.265 --> 01:17:58.904
HARRY: Yeah, we did it
together eight years ago.
1224
01:18:02.109 --> 01:18:04.870
Six feet or taller was one of
Charlotte's non-negotiables...
1225
01:18:04.972 --> 01:18:07.242
so I'm glad he did.
1226
01:18:09.746 --> 01:18:11.213
Was it painful?
1227
01:18:14.950 --> 01:18:16.250
I know it sounds stupid,
1228
01:18:16.352 --> 01:18:18.218
breaking your legs to gain
a few extra inches.
1229
01:18:18.320 --> 01:18:20.992
But we keep saying,
definitely worth it.
1230
01:18:22.694 --> 01:18:24.259
It changed our lives.
1231
01:18:26.294 --> 01:18:29.867
With women,
completely, of course.
1232
01:18:29.969 --> 01:18:31.734
Women just approach us
and talk to us now,
1233
01:18:31.836 --> 01:18:33.433
which never happened before.
1234
01:18:35.477 --> 01:18:37.974
I haven't struck out since.
1235
01:18:38.077 --> 01:18:40.339
But you can also tell
the difference at work
1236
01:18:40.441 --> 01:18:43.047
and at restaurants
and airports. You're...
1237
01:18:45.453 --> 01:18:47.084
You're just worth more.
1238
01:18:52.020 --> 01:18:53.860
Does this change anything?
1239
01:18:55.998 --> 01:18:56.995
No.
1240
01:18:58.694 --> 01:18:59.998
(SIGHS)
1241
01:19:07.571 --> 01:19:09.777
(SIGHS)
1242
01:19:11.843 --> 01:19:13.341
What are you thinking about?
1243
01:19:15.581 --> 01:19:17.948
I'm thinking that...
1244
01:19:18.050 --> 01:19:21.349
that you should go
to Iceland without me.
1245
01:19:22.720 --> 01:19:24.858
-Why?
-(SIGHS)
1246
01:19:28.094 --> 01:19:30.690
I don't think that you and I
are a good match.
1247
01:19:30.792 --> 01:19:32.030
(SIGHS)
1248
01:19:33.327 --> 01:19:35.364
Is it because
I got the surgery?
1249
01:19:35.466 --> 01:19:38.599
No. Knowing that just makes me
feel like I actually know you.
1250
01:19:38.702 --> 01:19:39.873
Then what?
1251
01:19:42.370 --> 01:19:43.674
It's really hard
for me to feel like
1252
01:19:43.776 --> 01:19:45.606
this is not about the legs.
1253
01:19:45.708 --> 01:19:47.207
It's not.
1254
01:19:47.309 --> 01:19:49.080
When I realized
what you had done,
1255
01:19:49.182 --> 01:19:53.285
it made me feel exactly
how I felt about you before.
1256
01:19:53.387 --> 01:19:54.547
Which is what?
1257
01:19:56.557 --> 01:19:58.287
I'm not in love with you.
1258
01:20:01.058 --> 01:20:03.160
And you're not in love
with me.
1259
01:20:04.999 --> 01:20:08.902
And there's no amount of money
that can fix that.
1260
01:20:10.231 --> 01:20:12.169
But we're such a good match.
1261
01:20:13.841 --> 01:20:15.334
You're exactly
what I'm looking for...
1262
01:20:15.436 --> 01:20:17.204
and I know I can
make your life better.
1263
01:20:17.306 --> 01:20:20.778
Harry, you don't want
to marry me.
1264
01:20:20.880 --> 01:20:22.144
You want to do
business with me,
1265
01:20:22.246 --> 01:20:23.946
just like I want to do
business with you.
1266
01:20:24.048 --> 01:20:25.383
But isn't marriage
a business deal?
1267
01:20:25.485 --> 01:20:26.920
Yes, it is.
1268
01:20:28.382 --> 01:20:30.957
But love has to be
on the table.
1269
01:20:47.301 --> 01:20:49.239
What if I'm not capable of it?
1270
01:20:50.575 --> 01:20:51.912
Of love?
1271
01:20:53.880 --> 01:20:55.949
It makes me feel
like an idiot.
1272
01:20:57.649 --> 01:20:58.853
Like I'm...
1273
01:21:00.116 --> 01:21:02.656
I'm just a clueless... child.
1274
01:21:02.758 --> 01:21:06.520
I feel so... dumb
thinking about it...
1275
01:21:07.923 --> 01:21:09.592
or wanting it.
1276
01:21:09.694 --> 01:21:10.997
I find it...
1277
01:21:11.993 --> 01:21:13.461
so difficult.
1278
01:21:22.843 --> 01:21:25.310
You won't,
when you love someone.
1279
01:21:25.412 --> 01:21:26.474
(SIGHS)
1280
01:21:27.844 --> 01:21:29.411
It'll be easy.
1281
01:21:30.450 --> 01:21:31.446
No math.
1282
01:21:43.227 --> 01:21:45.900
Should I hire you
for your services?
1283
01:21:46.997 --> 01:21:48.163
If you call the office,
1284
01:21:48.265 --> 01:21:50.465
they'll assign
someone great for you.
1285
01:21:54.640 --> 01:21:57.640
(INHALES, SIGHS)
1286
01:21:57.742 --> 01:21:59.177
So this is it?
1287
01:22:14.323 --> 01:22:16.227
You want to know
how many inches?
1288
01:22:17.365 --> 01:22:18.361
Yeah.
1289
01:22:19.333 --> 01:22:20.330
Six.
1290
01:22:22.032 --> 01:22:24.136
You were 5'6" before?
1291
01:22:40.449 --> 01:22:41.851
I wouldn't have had
the confidence
1292
01:22:41.953 --> 01:22:44.090
to hit on you at 5'6".
1293
01:22:48.190 --> 01:22:50.063
I'm sure you would have.
1294
01:22:52.568 --> 01:22:54.397
Am I still a unicorn?
1295
01:23:00.542 --> 01:23:01.976
You're perfect.
1296
01:23:05.108 --> 01:23:07.476
(DRIVER SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
1297
01:23:16.924 --> 01:23:18.723
-(WHIRRING)
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
1298
01:23:18.825 --> 01:23:20.119
JOHN: Where's my charger?
1299
01:23:20.221 --> 01:23:22.023
(CELL PHONE PLAYING)
1300
01:23:22.125 --> 01:23:23.761
Hey, is that my charger?
1301
01:23:23.863 --> 01:23:25.162
LOGAN: My charger broke.
1302
01:23:25.264 --> 01:23:28.201
So you just took mine?
I had an alarm set.
1303
01:23:28.303 --> 01:23:31.297
And answer the fucking door
for once in your fucking life!
1304
01:23:31.399 --> 01:23:33.667
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
-What?
1305
01:23:34.609 --> 01:23:36.340
Hi. It's Lucy.
1306
01:23:38.975 --> 01:23:40.175
I'm sorry.
1307
01:23:40.277 --> 01:23:41.779
No, no, that's okay.
I was just--
1308
01:23:41.881 --> 01:23:42.847
I'll come down there.
1309
01:23:42.950 --> 01:23:45.144
Just give me--
Just don't move.
1310
01:23:45.246 --> 01:23:47.417
(CELL PHONE PLAYING)
1311
01:23:50.053 --> 01:23:52.323
Hey, what the fuck?
1312
01:23:55.892 --> 01:23:57.097
Oh...
1313
01:23:59.065 --> 01:24:00.631
-(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
-Sh...
1314
01:24:00.733 --> 01:24:02.069
Goddamn it.
1315
01:24:02.703 --> 01:24:04.236
(WATER RUNNING)
1316
01:24:09.741 --> 01:24:10.737
Fuck.
1317
01:24:21.983 --> 01:24:23.189
Hi.
1318
01:24:24.393 --> 01:24:25.359
LUCY: Hi.
1319
01:24:25.461 --> 01:24:26.522
(JOHN SIGHS)
1320
01:24:28.323 --> 01:24:30.192
You have a girl up there?
1321
01:24:30.294 --> 01:24:33.331
What? No.
Why would you say that?
1322
01:24:33.433 --> 01:24:35.594
I don't know. You didn't want
me to come up. (LAUGHS)
1323
01:24:35.696 --> 01:24:40.206
Oh. Yeah, no,
there's no girl up there.
1324
01:24:42.406 --> 01:24:46.446
Sorry for showing up
without warning.
1325
01:24:46.548 --> 01:24:47.473
I tried calling.
1326
01:24:47.575 --> 01:24:51.250
Sorry. My phone
wasn't charged.
1327
01:24:53.417 --> 01:24:55.815
I'm meant to be
on a plane to Iceland.
1328
01:24:56.953 --> 01:24:58.158
Okay.
1329
01:25:00.490 --> 01:25:02.423
I sublet my apartment
for the week
1330
01:25:02.525 --> 01:25:05.261
that I'm supposed
to be in Iceland...
1331
01:25:05.363 --> 01:25:09.169
so I, uh, don't have
a place to stay.
1332
01:25:12.074 --> 01:25:13.302
Sorry, I don't know
what I'm doing here.
1333
01:25:13.404 --> 01:25:14.834
-It doesn't make any sense.
-No, no.
1334
01:25:14.936 --> 01:25:17.639
-I thought it made sense.
-Wait, wait. Don't go. Stay.
1335
01:25:20.209 --> 01:25:21.747
This was a bad idea.
1336
01:25:21.849 --> 01:25:23.645
No, it's not. It's just...
1337
01:25:24.412 --> 01:25:26.219
My apartment is not...
1338
01:25:28.283 --> 01:25:29.618
suitable for you.
1339
01:25:30.352 --> 01:25:32.058
It was suitable before.
1340
01:25:32.160 --> 01:25:35.489
Yeah, well, we're not
in our 20s anymore.
1341
01:25:35.591 --> 01:25:37.692
I know what
your apartment is like.
1342
01:25:38.759 --> 01:25:41.201
Trust me, it's worse
than you remember.
1343
01:25:48.876 --> 01:25:50.507
Want to drive upstate?
1344
01:25:52.141 --> 01:25:53.407
And go where?
1345
01:25:53.509 --> 01:25:55.240
I don't know.
Just drive around.
1346
01:25:55.342 --> 01:25:56.546
Stay at a hotel.
1347
01:25:58.317 --> 01:26:00.082
I just got the stipend
from my play,
1348
01:26:00.184 --> 01:26:02.849
so... I'm feeling rich.
1349
01:26:05.058 --> 01:26:07.359
(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1350
01:26:34.056 --> 01:26:35.453
JOHN:
What are you thinking about?
1351
01:26:37.859 --> 01:26:39.853
You're the same as always.
1352
01:26:42.960 --> 01:26:44.091
Really?
1353
01:26:44.193 --> 01:26:45.397
LUCY: Mm-hmm.
1354
01:26:48.367 --> 01:26:50.569
I was hoping you'd say
I was different.
1355
01:26:50.672 --> 01:26:51.667
LUCY: Why?
1356
01:26:53.072 --> 01:26:54.305
Because if I'm different,
1357
01:26:54.407 --> 01:26:56.342
then I wouldn't be
the guy that lost you.
1358
01:27:02.013 --> 01:27:03.209
(CHUCKLES)
1359
01:27:03.311 --> 01:27:04.548
LUCY: What?
1360
01:27:06.185 --> 01:27:07.914
That's my catering company.
1361
01:27:13.291 --> 01:27:15.361
Do you think they'd get us in?
1362
01:27:36.718 --> 01:27:38.013
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1363
01:27:38.115 --> 01:27:39.649
(ALL APPLAUDING)
1364
01:27:41.349 --> 01:27:42.553
(ALL CHEERING)
1365
01:27:43.485 --> 01:27:45.688
Oh, he loves her so much.
1366
01:27:47.321 --> 01:27:48.526
Yeah.
1367
01:27:50.991 --> 01:27:54.699
JOHN: And special delivery,
just for you.
1368
01:27:54.801 --> 01:27:55.928
A gift.
1369
01:27:56.030 --> 01:27:58.401
LUCY: A white glove service,
handled with care.
1370
01:27:58.503 --> 01:28:00.201
JOHN: If you could
just sign here.
1371
01:28:00.303 --> 01:28:01.603
LUCY: Initial here.
1372
01:28:01.706 --> 01:28:04.645
JOHN: Thank you very much
and have a good day.
1373
01:28:04.747 --> 01:28:06.475
(LUCY CHUCKLES)
1374
01:28:06.577 --> 01:28:09.742
One day,
for no reason in particular...
1375
01:28:09.844 --> 01:28:13.920
you two will start
to hate each other.
1376
01:28:14.022 --> 01:28:15.649
You'll resent each other...
1377
01:28:15.751 --> 01:28:18.286
you'll take each other
for granted...
1378
01:28:18.388 --> 01:28:20.787
You'll stop having sex...
1379
01:28:20.890 --> 01:28:25.825
somehow... manage
to make a couple of kids...
1380
01:28:25.927 --> 01:28:28.696
and then you'll get
sick of each other...
1381
01:28:28.798 --> 01:28:30.964
And one of you
will cheat on the other...
1382
01:28:32.402 --> 01:28:33.899
and then you'll fight.
1383
01:28:34.002 --> 01:28:37.344
At first, not in front
of the kids, but then...
1384
01:28:38.078 --> 01:28:39.907
in front of the kids...
1385
01:28:40.009 --> 01:28:43.515
and then you resent the kids
for seeing you fight...
1386
01:28:45.450 --> 01:28:47.013
and then
you file for divorce...
1387
01:28:48.022 --> 01:28:50.357
and you fight about...
1388
01:28:51.288 --> 01:28:53.258
who owns what and...
1389
01:28:53.360 --> 01:28:55.890
who gets the kids
when until it's...
1390
01:28:57.028 --> 01:28:58.096
all over.
1391
01:28:58.198 --> 01:28:59.927
(CROWD CHEERING, APPLAUDING)
1392
01:29:01.896 --> 01:29:04.371
JOHN: Why does anybody
even get married?
1393
01:29:06.803 --> 01:29:08.870
LUCY: Because people tell them
they should.
1394
01:29:10.078 --> 01:29:11.807
And because they're lonely.
1395
01:29:15.578 --> 01:29:17.615
And because they're hopeful.
1396
01:29:19.917 --> 01:29:22.419
They want to do it differently
than their parents.
1397
01:29:22.521 --> 01:29:25.051
(SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC
CONTINUING)
1398
01:29:42.344 --> 01:29:45.137
-(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(LIVELY CHATTER)
1399
01:30:31.686 --> 01:30:33.889
(BAND PLAYING THAT'S ALL)
1400
01:30:45.032 --> 01:30:48.304
WOMAN:
♪ I can only give you love ♪
1401
01:30:48.406 --> 01:30:50.444
♪ That lasts forever ♪
1402
01:30:52.339 --> 01:30:57.748
♪ And a promise to be near
Each time you call ♪
1403
01:30:59.617 --> 01:31:03.617
♪ And the only heart I own ♪
1404
01:31:03.719 --> 01:31:06.860
♪ For you and you alone ♪
1405
01:31:06.962 --> 01:31:09.023
♪ That's all ♪
1406
01:31:10.328 --> 01:31:12.191
♪ That's all ♪
1407
01:31:13.567 --> 01:31:18.004
♪ I can only give you
Country walks ♪
1408
01:31:18.106 --> 01:31:20.639
♪ In springtime ♪
1409
01:31:20.741 --> 01:31:25.941
♪ And a hand to hold
When leaves begin to fall ♪
1410
01:31:27.680 --> 01:31:31.580
♪ And a love
Whose burning light ♪
1411
01:31:31.682 --> 01:31:35.152
♪ Will warm the winter night ♪
1412
01:31:35.254 --> 01:31:37.722
♪ That's all ♪
1413
01:31:38.554 --> 01:31:41.022
♪ That's all ♪
1414
01:31:41.956 --> 01:31:45.559
♪ There are those, I am sure ♪
1415
01:31:45.661 --> 01:31:48.798
♪ That have told you ♪
1416
01:31:48.900 --> 01:31:54.673
♪ They would give you
The world for a toy ♪
1417
01:31:56.006 --> 01:32:02.976
♪ All I have are these arms
To enfold you ♪
1418
01:32:03.078 --> 01:32:08.280
♪ And a love time can
Never destroy ♪
1419
01:32:10.122 --> 01:32:17.125
♪ If you're wondering what
I'm asking in return, dear ♪
1420
01:32:17.227 --> 01:32:24.502
♪ You'll be glad to know
that my demands are small ♪
1421
01:32:24.604 --> 01:32:28.306
♪ Say it's me
That you'll adore ♪
1422
01:32:28.408 --> 01:32:31.945
♪ For now and ever more ♪
1423
01:32:32.047 --> 01:32:33.811
♪ That's all ♪
1424
01:32:35.446 --> 01:32:37.947
♪ That's all ♪
1425
01:32:38.813 --> 01:32:41.016
(THAT'S ALL CONTINUING)
1426
01:32:53.660 --> 01:32:54.898
(SIGHS)
1427
01:33:08.512 --> 01:33:09.946
(INSECTS CHIRPING)
1428
01:33:11.183 --> 01:33:12.212
John.
1429
01:33:13.350 --> 01:33:14.346
John!
1430
01:33:19.125 --> 01:33:20.660
(SIGHS)
1431
01:33:22.056 --> 01:33:24.290
-What is this?
-What is what?
1432
01:33:25.861 --> 01:33:27.601
Are we getting back together?
1433
01:33:31.638 --> 01:33:33.434
Lucy, are we
getting back together?
1434
01:33:33.536 --> 01:33:34.740
I don't know.
1435
01:33:39.279 --> 01:33:40.746
I really don't.
1436
01:33:41.510 --> 01:33:42.913
(SIGHS)
1437
01:33:44.147 --> 01:33:46.647
So you thought you'd just
show up at my door...
1438
01:33:46.749 --> 01:33:48.454
not have a boyfriend,
1439
01:33:48.556 --> 01:33:51.020
agree to get in my car,
kiss me...
1440
01:33:51.122 --> 01:33:53.393
fuck me while you try
to get over someone else...
1441
01:33:53.495 --> 01:33:56.894
and then leave me again?
Is that it?
1442
01:33:56.996 --> 01:33:59.530
-Do you think I'm worthless?
-No, I don't think that.
1443
01:33:59.632 --> 01:34:02.234
-Am I disposable?
-Of course not.
1444
01:34:02.336 --> 01:34:04.229
Do you feel bad for me?
1445
01:34:04.331 --> 01:34:07.102
Poor old John
can't figure his life out?
1446
01:34:08.136 --> 01:34:10.272
-Never.
-Then why are you using me?
1447
01:34:10.374 --> 01:34:11.370
I'm not.
1448
01:34:13.978 --> 01:34:16.210
I'm usually
desperate enough to let you.
1449
01:34:18.781 --> 01:34:20.247
I'm a beggar for you.
1450
01:34:26.921 --> 01:34:28.926
When I see your face...
1451
01:34:30.696 --> 01:34:33.597
I see wrinkles
and grey hair...
1452
01:34:33.699 --> 01:34:35.768
and children
that look like you.
1453
01:34:37.402 --> 01:34:38.672
I can't help it.
1454
01:34:41.438 --> 01:34:42.676
(SIGHS)
1455
01:34:47.678 --> 01:34:49.778
But as your friend...
1456
01:34:49.880 --> 01:34:51.550
I would tell you
it's a bad idea
1457
01:34:51.652 --> 01:34:54.154
to be with a 37-year-old
cater waiter
1458
01:34:54.256 --> 01:34:55.788
who still has roommates.
1459
01:34:57.620 --> 01:34:59.055
I would say...
1460
01:35:00.793 --> 01:35:02.088
you definitely shouldn't
marry a guy
1461
01:35:02.190 --> 01:35:04.891
that has $2,000
in his bank account...
1462
01:35:04.993 --> 01:35:07.629
in a city he can't afford...
1463
01:35:07.731 --> 01:35:09.898
who's only still there...
1464
01:35:10.000 --> 01:35:12.067
to keep trying to be
a theatre actor
1465
01:35:12.169 --> 01:35:15.775
because someone told him
he was good at it once.
1466
01:35:17.709 --> 01:35:19.405
So, where does that leave us?
1467
01:35:21.643 --> 01:35:23.447
Here.
1468
01:35:23.549 --> 01:35:25.345
At someone else's wedding.
1469
01:35:29.453 --> 01:35:30.449
(SCOFFS)
1470
01:35:33.125 --> 01:35:36.895
I can't give you the wedding
or the marriage you want.
1471
01:35:36.997 --> 01:35:39.799
I couldn't even give you
the relationship you wanted.
1472
01:35:42.434 --> 01:35:43.602
It's been years,
1473
01:35:43.704 --> 01:35:45.772
and I still can't afford
to be with you.
1474
01:35:50.377 --> 01:35:51.371
You're right...
1475
01:35:52.180 --> 01:35:53.175
You can't.
1476
01:35:55.782 --> 01:35:56.944
But just because
you can't afford it,
1477
01:35:57.046 --> 01:35:59.445
doesn't mean
it's worth having.
1478
01:36:00.486 --> 01:36:02.255
You don't want me.
1479
01:36:02.357 --> 01:36:04.720
Of course I want you.
1480
01:36:04.822 --> 01:36:06.891
Are you even listening to me?
1481
01:36:06.993 --> 01:36:11.123
John, you and I haven't been
together properly...
1482
01:36:11.225 --> 01:36:15.330
in so long
that you've forgotten.
1483
01:36:15.432 --> 01:36:18.838
You don't want to be with me
because I'm not a good person.
1484
01:36:20.803 --> 01:36:22.534
I'm judgmental...
1485
01:36:23.544 --> 01:36:26.406
and materialistic, and cold.
1486
01:36:28.244 --> 01:36:30.850
I broke up with you
because you're broke.
1487
01:36:31.882 --> 01:36:34.282
I've hurt you over and over.
1488
01:36:36.191 --> 01:36:37.652
You hate me.
1489
01:36:37.754 --> 01:36:39.422
I don't hate you.
1490
01:36:39.524 --> 01:36:40.958
LUCY: You do.
1491
01:36:41.060 --> 01:36:43.929
And you're right to hate me,
because I'm awful.
1492
01:36:45.332 --> 01:36:47.128
Even now...
1493
01:36:47.230 --> 01:36:50.999
I'm thinking:
If I choose to marry you...
1494
01:36:51.101 --> 01:36:52.498
I'm gonna be
sitting across from you
1495
01:36:52.600 --> 01:36:56.040
in cheap shitty restaurants
for the rest of my life.
1496
01:36:57.173 --> 01:36:59.073
I'll be riding
in your shitty car,
1497
01:36:59.175 --> 01:37:01.243
and living in your
shitty bedroom...
1498
01:37:02.947 --> 01:37:07.717
and fighting with you
about $25.
1499
01:37:07.819 --> 01:37:09.983
I'm weighing being with you...
1500
01:37:10.085 --> 01:37:12.925
against these shit tradeoffs.
1501
01:37:13.889 --> 01:37:15.389
I'm doing math.
1502
01:37:17.091 --> 01:37:18.892
This is what I'm like.
1503
01:37:18.994 --> 01:37:20.292
I know what you're like.
1504
01:37:20.394 --> 01:37:22.594
LUCY: Then how could you
still love me?
1505
01:37:26.570 --> 01:37:27.841
(SIGHS)
1506
01:37:35.046 --> 01:37:37.977
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
IN DISTANCE)
1507
01:37:38.079 --> 01:37:41.118
(PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY)
1508
01:37:42.622 --> 01:37:44.858
(PHONE VIBRATING FAINTLY)
1509
01:37:46.425 --> 01:37:47.619
(SIGHS)
1510
01:37:49.958 --> 01:37:52.162
(PHONE VIBRATING)
1511
01:37:53.665 --> 01:37:55.129
-Sophie?
-Lucy.
1512
01:37:55.231 --> 01:37:56.402
I didn't know
who else to call.
1513
01:37:56.504 --> 01:37:57.736
I haven't told anyone.
1514
01:37:57.838 --> 01:37:59.134
I don't have
any friends in the city
1515
01:37:59.236 --> 01:38:00.839
and my lawyers
aren't picking up and...
1516
01:38:00.942 --> 01:38:03.072
-What's going on?
-(DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE)
1517
01:38:03.174 --> 01:38:05.939
SOPHIE: Mark is
outside my building.
1518
01:38:06.041 --> 01:38:07.639
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1519
01:38:07.741 --> 01:38:10.045
I called the cops
but they said they won't come
1520
01:38:10.147 --> 01:38:11.376
unless he's trying
to break in.
1521
01:38:11.478 --> 01:38:13.112
-And...
-(DOORBELL BUZZING ON PHONE)
1522
01:38:13.214 --> 01:38:14.819
he's not trying to break in,
1523
01:38:14.921 --> 01:38:16.381
he's just
buzzing the doorbell.
1524
01:38:16.483 --> 01:38:18.218
That's still harassment,
they should--
1525
01:38:18.320 --> 01:38:21.387
He walked me home
after the date.
1526
01:38:21.490 --> 01:38:24.960
Which I shouldn't have
let him do, but...
1527
01:38:25.062 --> 01:38:27.296
I was scared and...
(EXHALES)
1528
01:38:28.329 --> 01:38:29.930
-It's my fault.
-JOHN: Lucy.
1529
01:38:30.032 --> 01:38:31.231
That's not your fault.
1530
01:38:31.333 --> 01:38:33.005
JOHN: Can we
finish talking, please?
1531
01:38:33.107 --> 01:38:34.199
SOPHIE: He says he just
wants to talk about it,
1532
01:38:34.302 --> 01:38:35.400
but I'm not gonna let him in.
1533
01:38:35.502 --> 01:38:36.738
-No.
-(DOORBELL CONTINUES BUZZING)
1534
01:38:36.840 --> 01:38:38.403
Bolt your door.
1535
01:38:38.505 --> 01:38:40.712
I'm about an hour
outside of Manhattan,
1536
01:38:40.814 --> 01:38:42.311
but I'll try
to get there sooner.
1537
01:38:44.117 --> 01:38:45.078
SOPHIE: I'm worried
someone's going to open
1538
01:38:45.180 --> 01:38:46.551
the building door for him.
1539
01:38:46.653 --> 01:38:48.615
LUCY: I'm almost there.
1540
01:38:48.717 --> 01:38:52.154
He has to leave. He can't stay
outside all night, can he?
1541
01:38:52.257 --> 01:38:55.027
I want you to tell him
someone is on their way.
1542
01:39:01.161 --> 01:39:02.496
(DOORBELL BUZZES)
1543
01:39:03.932 --> 01:39:07.006
(DOOR BUZZES)
1544
01:39:14.042 --> 01:39:15.674
Sophie, it's Lucy.
1545
01:39:17.045 --> 01:39:18.311
SOPHIE: Is he gone?
1546
01:39:18.413 --> 01:39:22.017
Yes. No one was here
when we got here.
1547
01:39:22.119 --> 01:39:23.986
SOPHIE: Oh.
He must've run away
1548
01:39:24.088 --> 01:39:25.486
when I said
that you're coming.
1549
01:39:27.560 --> 01:39:28.962
Can I come in?
1550
01:39:31.425 --> 01:39:34.828
(DOOR LATCH CLICKS,
CREAKS OPEN)
1551
01:39:34.930 --> 01:39:37.003
-Hi.
-Hi.
1552
01:39:47.010 --> 01:39:49.013
How are you holding up?
1553
01:39:49.115 --> 01:39:52.851
Uh, not good.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY, SIGHS)
1554
01:39:52.953 --> 01:39:55.420
(EXHALES)
Mark sounded really angry.
1555
01:39:55.522 --> 01:39:56.990
(SHUDDERING)
1556
01:39:58.759 --> 01:40:01.159
Well, he's angry because...
1557
01:40:01.261 --> 01:40:04.492
he thought he was going
to get away with something...
1558
01:40:05.533 --> 01:40:06.527
but he won't...
1559
01:40:08.001 --> 01:40:10.168
because you're not
going to let him.
1560
01:40:11.131 --> 01:40:13.105
You are brave.
1561
01:40:17.445 --> 01:40:18.607
Can I hug you?
1562
01:40:18.709 --> 01:40:20.244
(SOBS)
1563
01:40:24.319 --> 01:40:25.579
(CRYING)
1564
01:40:29.984 --> 01:40:33.488
(CRYING)
1565
01:40:46.273 --> 01:40:48.738
You know what I've been
thinking about? (SNIFFLES)
1566
01:40:48.840 --> 01:40:50.043
(WHISPERING) What?
1567
01:40:51.109 --> 01:40:53.140
I really need
to get a boyfriend
1568
01:40:53.242 --> 01:40:54.472
so that I have someone to call
1569
01:40:54.574 --> 01:40:56.778
that's not
my fucking matchmaker.
1570
01:40:56.880 --> 01:40:59.382
(BOTH LAUGH)
1571
01:41:01.887 --> 01:41:03.520
I'm going to die alone.
1572
01:41:03.622 --> 01:41:05.291
(LAUGHS)
1573
01:41:05.393 --> 01:41:06.389
Sophie.
1574
01:41:08.992 --> 01:41:10.526
(SIGHS WEARILY)
1575
01:41:10.628 --> 01:41:14.331
I promise you, you're going to
marry the love of your life.
1576
01:41:16.300 --> 01:41:18.500
You don't expect me
to believe that.
1577
01:41:19.466 --> 01:41:21.338
You don't have to believe it.
1578
01:41:22.675 --> 01:41:24.143
I believe it.
1579
01:41:25.174 --> 01:41:26.640
SOPHIE: Let me guess.
1580
01:41:26.742 --> 01:41:29.412
Someone who checks a lot of
my boxes? (CHUCKLES DRYLY)
1581
01:41:30.279 --> 01:41:32.916
I'm not asking for a miracle.
1582
01:41:33.018 --> 01:41:35.154
I just want to love someone.
1583
01:41:36.520 --> 01:41:39.686
Someone who can't help
but love me back.
1584
01:41:50.967 --> 01:41:51.931
She's asleep.
1585
01:41:52.033 --> 01:41:53.832
Good.
1586
01:41:55.102 --> 01:41:56.307
You okay?
1587
01:41:56.708 --> 01:41:57.737
Yeah.
1588
01:42:00.208 --> 01:42:02.142
You should go home.
1589
01:42:02.244 --> 01:42:03.376
I'll take you home first.
1590
01:42:03.478 --> 01:42:05.251
I'm gonna sleep
on her couch...
1591
01:42:05.353 --> 01:42:08.220
and help her get
a restraining order
when she wakes up.
1592
01:42:08.621 --> 01:42:09.848
Okay.
1593
01:42:12.825 --> 01:42:14.160
Thanks for the ride.
1594
01:42:15.090 --> 01:42:16.624
Yeah, of course.
1595
01:42:26.435 --> 01:42:28.438
You asked
how I could love you.
1596
01:42:33.207 --> 01:42:34.609
I just do.
1597
01:42:36.377 --> 01:42:37.876
It's the easiest thing.
1598
01:42:42.690 --> 01:42:44.289
I love you too.
1599
01:42:47.422 --> 01:42:49.162
(CHUCKLES) More than you know.
1600
01:42:52.795 --> 01:42:56.301
You're the only reason I know
I'm capable of love.
1601
01:43:01.402 --> 01:43:03.440
I've been doing some math.
1602
01:43:04.943 --> 01:43:06.608
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
1603
01:43:08.082 --> 01:43:10.447
And I'm ready
to make you an offer.
1604
01:43:11.552 --> 01:43:12.548
Okay.
1605
01:43:13.919 --> 01:43:15.419
Here's the offer.
1606
01:43:19.259 --> 01:43:22.591
I love you now,
like I loved you before...
1607
01:43:24.428 --> 01:43:26.496
I'll love you
'til the day I die.
1608
01:43:28.935 --> 01:43:30.731
It's a lifetime guarantee.
1609
01:43:32.701 --> 01:43:35.103
And I won't forget it
the way I used to...
1610
01:43:35.205 --> 01:43:36.869
even when things are shit.
1611
01:43:39.176 --> 01:43:41.476
I'll make a calendar item
1612
01:43:41.578 --> 01:43:44.679
every day reminding myself
that I love you.
1613
01:43:45.952 --> 01:43:47.517
I'll be your certainty.
1614
01:43:52.452 --> 01:43:54.260
It's my final offer.
1615
01:43:55.622 --> 01:43:58.196
You can't negotiate because
1616
01:43:58.298 --> 01:44:00.365
I don't have anything else
to offer you.
1617
01:44:09.610 --> 01:44:10.606
Deal.
1618
01:44:12.045 --> 01:44:14.280
(SOFT ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1619
01:44:20.581 --> 01:44:22.120
Now I admit, I'm not confident
1620
01:44:22.222 --> 01:44:25.288
that I can make myself
less broke.
1621
01:44:25.390 --> 01:44:27.289
You don't need
to worry about that.
1622
01:44:27.391 --> 01:44:29.724
You know
I can take care of myself.
1623
01:44:30.995 --> 01:44:32.192
Yeah, I know.
1624
01:44:32.294 --> 01:44:33.497
It's not for you.
1625
01:44:34.229 --> 01:44:35.433
It's for me.
1626
01:44:36.131 --> 01:44:37.336
For us.
1627
01:44:38.565 --> 01:44:39.698
You make me brave enough
1628
01:44:39.800 --> 01:44:42.000
to admit that
I want to be happy.
1629
01:44:43.341 --> 01:44:45.377
And I want to be happy
with you.
1630
01:44:50.615 --> 01:44:53.951
And I'm gonna pick up
more catering shifts...
1631
01:44:54.053 --> 01:44:55.981
And ask for a raise...
1632
01:44:56.083 --> 01:45:00.291
I'll find a serving job
at an actual restaurant...
1633
01:45:00.393 --> 01:45:02.126
And I won't say no
to commercial auditions,
1634
01:45:02.228 --> 01:45:03.756
even though
they're annoying...
1635
01:45:03.859 --> 01:45:06.390
I'll make an actual effort
to find a manager.
1636
01:45:06.492 --> 01:45:08.598
(MUSIC SWELLS)
1637
01:45:24.548 --> 01:45:26.979
And I'm going to move out
of my apartment.
1638
01:45:27.788 --> 01:45:29.183
And sell my car.
1639
01:45:29.285 --> 01:45:30.686
Don't sell your car.
1640
01:45:31.592 --> 01:45:32.384
No?
1641
01:45:32.486 --> 01:45:34.327
No, let's just...
1642
01:45:35.492 --> 01:45:37.857
Let's just
drive around in it...
1643
01:45:37.959 --> 01:45:41.631
until it breaks down
and it won't move anymore.
1644
01:45:43.265 --> 01:45:44.832
(MUSIC SWELLS)
1645
01:46:00.953 --> 01:46:02.982
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1646
01:46:15.631 --> 01:46:16.827
LUCY: I've been dreaming about
1647
01:46:16.929 --> 01:46:19.471
the first people
who got married.
1648
01:46:21.572 --> 01:46:25.310
Two cavepeople...
fell in love...
1649
01:46:25.413 --> 01:46:27.941
in between the hunting
and the gathering.
1650
01:46:30.148 --> 01:46:31.648
And in my dream...
1651
01:46:33.119 --> 01:46:34.981
I keep asking myself...
1652
01:46:36.885 --> 01:46:39.623
what made them perfect
for each other?
1653
01:46:42.657 --> 01:46:45.090
Similar economic background?
1654
01:46:46.627 --> 01:46:48.467
Politically aligned?
1655
01:46:49.732 --> 01:46:52.702
Well-matched
in their attractiveness?
1656
01:46:54.635 --> 01:46:56.541
Similar upbringing?
1657
01:47:00.946 --> 01:47:01.942
Or...
1658
01:47:03.050 --> 01:47:04.714
was it something else?
1659
01:47:08.716 --> 01:47:10.385
Something like you and me?
1660
01:47:10.487 --> 01:47:12.018
(ROMANTIC MUSIC CONTINUING)
1661
01:47:21.868 --> 01:47:22.728
Hey, man.
1662
01:47:22.830 --> 01:47:24.736
Can I get
two chicken over rice?
1663
01:47:24.839 --> 01:47:25.966
MAN: Yeah.
1664
01:47:37.216 --> 01:47:39.210
Thanks a lot. Keep that.
1665
01:47:53.563 --> 01:47:55.228
I'm sad you're leaving, Vi.
1666
01:47:55.330 --> 01:47:58.131
VIOLET: Me too. They really
need me at the London office.
1667
01:47:58.233 --> 01:48:01.805
And I'm calling you first
of all the Adore girls...
1668
01:48:01.907 --> 01:48:05.409
because the CEOs asked me
who should be asked to step up
1669
01:48:05.511 --> 01:48:07.874
and be promoted...
to New York head
1670
01:48:07.976 --> 01:48:10.982
and I said it absolutely
has to be you.
1671
01:48:11.084 --> 01:48:12.584
-Me?
-Yes.
1672
01:48:12.686 --> 01:48:14.916
-You're getting a promotion.
-(LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1673
01:48:15.383 --> 01:48:16.351
(LAUGHS)
1674
01:48:16.453 --> 01:48:18.387
VIOLET: What's so funny?
1675
01:48:18.489 --> 01:48:20.852
Well, I was going to hand in
1676
01:48:20.954 --> 01:48:23.424
my resignation letter
tomorrow.
1677
01:48:23.526 --> 01:48:24.891
VIOLET: No, you weren't.
1678
01:48:24.993 --> 01:48:27.791
Yep. I have it printed out
and everything.
1679
01:48:27.893 --> 01:48:29.728
VIOLET: You can't quit.
1680
01:48:29.830 --> 01:48:31.702
What would you do instead?
1681
01:48:32.370 --> 01:48:34.435
I honestly don't know.
1682
01:48:34.537 --> 01:48:36.535
Maybe marry someone poor.
1683
01:48:36.637 --> 01:48:38.307
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1684
01:48:38.409 --> 01:48:39.408
VIOLET: I don't know
1685
01:48:39.510 --> 01:48:41.541
what you're talking about.
1686
01:48:41.643 --> 01:48:43.245
Just think about it.
1687
01:48:43.347 --> 01:48:44.280
You can negotiate
1688
01:48:44.382 --> 01:48:45.447
a crazy salary, too.
1689
01:48:45.549 --> 01:48:47.416
Ask for any amount you want,
1690
01:48:47.518 --> 01:48:49.351
and I'll support you. Okay?
1691
01:48:49.453 --> 01:48:51.356
Okay, I'll think about it.
1692
01:48:51.458 --> 01:48:53.590
Vi, I have to go.
My boyfriend's here.
1693
01:48:53.692 --> 01:48:54.921
VIOLET: Yeah,
before you go, tell me:
1694
01:48:55.023 --> 01:48:57.662
How did Sophie L.'s date
go last night?
1695
01:48:58.229 --> 01:48:59.565
She liked him.
1696
01:49:00.563 --> 01:49:01.963
VIOLET: Brian A., right?
1697
01:49:02.430 --> 01:49:03.635
Yeah.
1698
01:49:04.566 --> 01:49:08.073
5'8". 36. Dentist.
1699
01:49:08.175 --> 01:49:09.637
200 grand before taxes.
1700
01:49:09.739 --> 01:49:12.905
Just...
looking for a nice girl.
1701
01:49:13.007 --> 01:49:15.176
VIOLET: Sounds like
a strong match.
1702
01:49:15.279 --> 01:49:16.443
(CHUCKLES)
1703
01:49:16.545 --> 01:49:18.249
He liked her too.
1704
01:49:18.351 --> 01:49:21.052
We are cautiously optimistic.
1705
01:49:21.154 --> 01:49:22.720
VIOLET: Good.
1706
01:49:22.822 --> 01:49:25.751
You should know Harry C.
is going on his first date.
1707
01:49:25.854 --> 01:49:27.654
Rose made a very strong match.
1708
01:49:27.756 --> 01:49:31.425
Gemma N., 30, an art dealer.
1709
01:49:31.527 --> 01:49:32.860
Vi, I have to go.
1710
01:49:32.963 --> 01:49:35.867
VIOLET: Fine,
but hear the offer first.
1711
01:49:35.969 --> 01:49:36.936
I will.
1712
01:49:37.038 --> 01:49:38.032
VIOLET: Call me.
1713
01:49:42.007 --> 01:49:43.269
Hi.
1714
01:49:43.371 --> 01:49:44.577
Hi.
1715
01:49:53.282 --> 01:49:56.347
How would you like to make
a very bad financial decision?
1716
01:50:00.327 --> 01:50:02.353
(ROMANTIC INDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
1717
01:50:22.742 --> 01:50:24.980
(LIVELY CHATTER)
1718
01:53:56.692 --> 01:53:57.726
(MUSIC FADES)
1719
01:53:57.829 --> 01:53:59.997
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT
ON PA)
1720
01:54:01.733 --> 01:54:03.935
(ROMANTIC FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
1721
01:56:07.922 --> 01:56:09.126
(MUSIC FADES)