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<i>Political turmoil escalated again today
across Central Europe and South Asia,</i>

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<i>with several more outbreaks of violence
being directly attributed to new features</i>

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<i>released in limited beta form last week
on social media platform, Traam.</i>

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<i>Traam founder, Venis Parish, has pledged</i>

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<i>his company will act
with all due consideration</i>

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<i>before launching
the final release version of the new tools</i>

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<i>to its four billion users globally.</i>

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Oh, shit. I typed--

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For the launch announce.
It's so dumb. "Fuck" but with two U's.

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Oops.

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- "Fuuck."
- It's funny, right?

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That's... that's fucking funny.

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Shall I put that?

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We can launch
the full-fat product globally

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and just be like, "Fuuck" with two U's?

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- What about with, like, three U's?
- I don't know. I like two.

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Yeah, no, two... two is genius.

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Boom!

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I just launched
a raft of new content tools

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that are gonna make
the fucking printing press

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look like pre-cum
and announced it like, "Fuuck."

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What?

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I... I just think given
what we're putting out into the world,

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- if we don't have the AI to help us--
- Censor?

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No, to help manage and mitigate.

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I mean, right now,
you have the White House,

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but that changes, plug gets pulled
and we death spiral.

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Okay, fine, you can tell Janine
and the board that I will talk to Jeff

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- about his amazing AI...
- Thank you.

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...so they can stop freaking out.
It's very boring.

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Let's get some nice, little plinths
for the whiskeys. Little whiskey plinths.

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- Have these been pre-pitted?
- Yes.

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Which means
that some little greasy monster

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from Whole Foods
has had his little fingers in them,

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and I don't like that.
Hold on, one second. Hello?

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<i>Dude! So, I'm coming to poker,</i>

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<i>if... if you can accommodate.</i>

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Ven-- You're-- Absolutely. That's awesome.

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Yeah, man, hungry for the hang.
And Jeff is coming?

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<i>Yeah, Jeff's coming, if that's okay.</i>

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Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's great.
New place, yeah?

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Yep, new place. This is--
Can't wait for you to see it.

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<i>Okay, man. Sounds good.
I gotta run. I gotta run. See ya later.</i>

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Yeah, copy that.

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<i>- Soups.</i>
- Jeff. Just a heads up, Ven is coming.

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Yeah? Fine. That's... that's great.

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- Yeah? You cool? Brewsters back on?
<i>- Soups, I'm--</i>

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<i>- If he's cool, I'm cool.</i>
- 'Cause, obviously-- You know.

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- It'd be good to see him, so--
<i>- All right.</i>

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- Soon, Soups.
<i>- See you soon.</i>

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You happy?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look,

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it's 36 hours of dark roasts
with my best buds. I... I'm happy.

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Obviously, from my POV,
you dropping the news

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that you're going to a fuck party
in Mexico is sub-optimal.

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- Okay, I really don't like how your...
- But I'm dealing with it.

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...anxiety manifests itself, Jeff. Okay?

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And just because people have sex
at a party doesn't mean it's a sex party.

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I... I think it's exactly what it means.

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<i>Yes?</i>

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Randy? Just so you know, Ven is in.
Original Brewsters are go!

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Okay, good. That's great news, Souperman.
I am en route, but I am in meetings, so...

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<i>- Copy.</i>
- Okay. Bye-bye.

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Yes. So, I've got everything,
and I've reviewed.

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But is everything in order?
Because my previous medical team were--

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Well, I prefer
the unfashionable Victorian taxonomy,

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oaf, simpleton, imbecile, moron.

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Dr. Tofler was certainly an oaf,
very likely a simpleton.

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I know, James. But...

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in terms of the facts, the diagnosis...

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- we all agree. There is no cure, per se.
- I don't believe you.

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But with good care,

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you're looking at certainly five,
probably ten, maybe 15 years, before--

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You're not a very intelligent person,
are you, Doctor Phipps?

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All the things we can do,

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and we can't fix one tiny,
little piece of gristle inside of me?

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Incorrect.

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Sayonara, team! "No droids
in the cantina," enjoy the bunkhouse!

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Do better!

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I just want him to be comfortable.
And he's the richest man in the world,

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so, you know, he has a high threshold.

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So, yeah. I think,
Venis takes mine here, the master.

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- And I go guest. Yeah?
- You relocate?

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Yeah, yeah, it's nothing.
Just expunge me from here

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and I hop over to Guest One.
And we down-low that information.

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Not because it's humiliating.
Just because it's boring. Thanks, P.

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Your first guest has arrived,
Randall Garrett.

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Cool. Great. Tell him I'm coming.
Can't wait to see that asshole.

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Just be a moment.
Just quickly see something.

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"Slowzo. Welcome to Slowzo.

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Not just a meditation tool.
It's a lifestyle super-app."

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"The cool thing about jumping in
with a bill--"

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"Dropping a bill of chunk.
A chunk o' bill. A b-nut."

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"Popping a b-nut.
If you bust a b-nut into this app,

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it will give birth to a unicorn."

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<i>Human rights workers in Libya say,
they believe there is a direct link...</i>

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- No.
<i>- ...between the violence being unleashed</i>

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<i>on migrants and deepfakes generated
using new content creation tools</i>

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<i>unlocked last week
by social media giant Traam.</i>

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<i>One expert claimed today's release
of additional features globally</i>

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<i>was like pouring gasoline on a--</i>

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Shut up.

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Hello! Is the owner
of this terrible monstrosity home?

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Rand-O. Papa Bear.

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- Dark Money Gandalf in the flesh.
- Jeffrey. My love. How is your heartrate?

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- Seventy-three.
- I have a sleep score of 80.

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Oh, no.

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- The Brewsters are crowing!
- Yeah.

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Cock-a-brewdle-doo!

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All right, come on in,
come on in, come on in.

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- Look at this fucking place, Souperman.
- Right? Thank you.

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- Wow.
- No, no, no, I... I just said look at it.

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No compliment implied.

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Yeah, it was
an incredible value proposition.

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Had to shoot a few puppies to get
Mountainhead ready for the weekend,

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- but, you know.
- Mountainhead?

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- Yeah.
- Like, "Fountainhead" Mountainhead?

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Was your interior decorator Ayn Bland?

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Oh, my gosh, here we go. All right.
You see Nikkei is suspending?

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- Oh, yes, and so it begins.
- Right?

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No, Randy loves this shit. You rubbing
your hands in glee or anticipation?

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- Change.
- Change?

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Change. Things can't get any worse
for the working man, Jeff.

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Really? What do you think
the minimum wage is in South Sudan?

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It's-- Come on. What's the square footage?

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Twenty-one thou.

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Construction tripled, but I'm like,
you know what, quality is quality.

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Yeah. I mean, you only build
a pedophile lair once,

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so you gotta get it right.

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No, seriously,
make those kids happy, buddy.

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- Are you guys seeing this?
- Jesus.

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Panic buying in Tokyo?
Shanghai might suspend.

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The Japanese are freaking out
about nothing again.

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Right. No, seriously, Soups, man,
this place is just fucking ugly.

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Like... like, really,
just like, objectively...

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- Yeah.
- ...a terrible design.

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What exactly are the objective criteria
for aesthetic judgment, Jeff?

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That's true. I did meet
your first wife, so...

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- And I fucked your girlfriend.
- Oh, wow!

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- I'm sorry. That's not-- Just nasty.
- Nice.

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So, seriously, Jeff,
you're making crazy dollar.

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Yeah, I mean, dude, you know,
you build the great AI

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- and then let the AI do everything else.
- Yeah.

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A lot of opportunities
in this fucking shitshow

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if you know what you're doing.

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- And you know Venis is coming?
- Yeah, yeah, I know Venis is coming.

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It's-- I'm excited,
I'm excited to see him.

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- Are you? Excited?
- Yes.

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You guys think a couple words
on a podcast are really gonna bump us?

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I'm worried about him.

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I mean, the UN is up his ass
for stoking a fucking race war, right?

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- Okay, come on.
- I'm just saying, I'm worried about him,

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I... I heard he's circling the jet
just to fall asleep.

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No, he's killing it. The full suite?
The UI? Unbelievable.

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His team just executed his vision to fuck.

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To fuck. That sounded good, man.
No, that sounded really good.

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I heard you hired a kid in Baltimore
to teach you how to curse.

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And I heard you hired a kid in Toronto
to teach you how to fuck.

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Yeah! Now we're doing it.

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- Now, it's happening.
- That's good.

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- The Montreux Razz Festival!
- Yeah.

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This is great.
This is great. This is great.

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Oh, my God. I missed you guys.

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- I love seeing you.
- Yeah.

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- Catching up on personal stuff, business.
- That's true.

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What's the...
what's the temperature in here?

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This is like 69.5.

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- Solid temp.
- Hell, yeah.

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Yeah. It's good.

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And Rand-O, you... you good, man?
Like the-- Yeah?

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- Me? Yes, I... I am amazing.
- With the... the health? Yeah?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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Cancer was net-net a big positive.

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Wisdom, 50% increase.
Purpose, meaning, both way up.

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- Right. Sure.
- And on-- And the physical side?

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Not a concern.

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Which is cool not to worry about it
because I don't have to, so I just don't.

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Right.

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<i>Officials here say
they are totally overwhelmed</i>

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<i>by the scale and quality
of the fabricated news reports</i>

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<i>and fake eyewitness accounts
circulating on Traam.</i>

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<i>The contested video</i>

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<i>- is one of many contributing to...</i>
- Move it into the bedroom.

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<i>...increased
inter-ethnic tensions across northern...</i>

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<i>...violence and unrest is growing,
has paralyzed...</i>

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See you all tomorrow.

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Hi, sir. Welcome
to Mountainhead. Right this way.

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Here we go!

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Cock-a-brewdle-doo, dude!
Welcome to Mountainhead!

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Doesn't he look good? He looks good.

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- Come here.
- Come here.

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- Don't crowd him, Soups!
- I'm not. It's just good to see him.

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- Come on!
- It's cool.

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Bring it in. Cock-a-brewdle-doo.

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Hell, yeah. You look so good.
You look so good.

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- I love your glasses. This is great.
- Ven-Diagram.

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Can we hug it out?

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Yeah, buddy, of course.

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- Good to see you.
- Bring it in.

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Oh, man, watch out. Don't crush me
with all that "founder energy."

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- I was misquoted.
- How can you be misquoted if you said it?

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Who cares? I don't even remember.

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Now it feels right.

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Hey, the Fed called me. They call you?
Are we worried about this Italy thing?

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No need for concern over any country

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- with an exportable cheese.
- As in?

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No country with
an internationally traded consumer cheese

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has ever defaulted on its national debt.

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- Wow.
- Boom!

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- Blah, blah, blah. Whatever-- No, no, no.
- Classic Randy, 200 IQ.

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- That's good.
- You look so good.

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Why are you being weird, Soups?

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- He is.
- I'm just saying you look great,

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that's all. I mean, I--

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Obviously, this launch shit's delivering
a lot of torque to your airframe.

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No. Hardcore gravy.
We're all lubed up, you know?

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But have we seen
what Founder Jeff is doing?

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Your net worth
must be like 2X in the last 24.

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I mean, it's only 'cause of, you know,
all the fucking deads from your launch.

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- Ouch! Ouch!
- Your shitty stock to the moon.

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Hard talk!

224
00:14:24.196 --> 00:14:25.655
Here... here, guys, take it to the ring.

225
00:14:25.656 --> 00:14:27.448
Take it to the ring. Sit down.
Come on, sit down.

226
00:14:27.449 --> 00:14:29.618
- That is harsh.
- Sit soft, sit soft. Come on.

227
00:14:29.910 --> 00:14:31.160
- Ven?
- Yes?

228
00:14:31.161 --> 00:14:33.955
- How are you, man?
- I'm fantastic.

229
00:14:33.956 --> 00:14:35.164
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

230
00:14:35.165 --> 00:14:36.750
I don't know if I can stay
the whole weekend.

231
00:14:36.876 --> 00:14:38.502
I'm supposed to see a Bugatti in Holland.

232
00:14:39.420 --> 00:14:41.045
The divorce is done?

233
00:14:41.046 --> 00:14:42.755
We only really got married as a joke.

234
00:14:42.756 --> 00:14:43.923
- Yeah.
- You know?

235
00:14:43.924 --> 00:14:46.759
Allison is a disastrous communicator.

236
00:14:46.760 --> 00:14:51.181
She has this wildly inaccurate model
of the world inside her brain.

237
00:14:51.432 --> 00:14:53.309
- Can I get a soda?
- Yeah.

238
00:14:54.059 --> 00:14:58.647
Yeah, I just need to be around my guys,
you know? Some people who fucking get it.

239
00:14:59.273 --> 00:15:01.357
God, I'm like-- I'm completely bifurcated.

240
00:15:01.358 --> 00:15:03.652
You know?
I'm like hyper-focused on this launch.

241
00:15:03.777 --> 00:15:07.780
And on my child, which is amazing.

242
00:15:07.781 --> 00:15:11.535
- But I need to give him some space.
- Hey, you-- Randall?

243
00:15:12.578 --> 00:15:18.041
- NSA director might talk to us?
- Why would the ATMs go weak-titty in Ohio?

244
00:15:18.042 --> 00:15:20.711
No, just one under-capitalized bank.

245
00:15:21.003 --> 00:15:24.715
Uncle Hayseed's Jug-band Credit Union.
It's de minimis.

246
00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:26.383
Yeah, seems de minimis.

247
00:15:27.509 --> 00:15:30.303
Yeah, but I mean, this...
this violence in Uzbekistan,

248
00:15:30.304 --> 00:15:33.098
it's kind of concerning? You know, like--

249
00:15:33.265 --> 00:15:37.561
Sorry, but the Stans? I think we only have
G20 bandwidth. Gotta prioritize.

250
00:15:38.520 --> 00:15:41.774
Solid take. Gentlemen, discussion!

251
00:15:42.441 --> 00:15:47.529
Join me, brainstorm a statement.
The new upgrades are great!

252
00:15:47.738 --> 00:15:53.702
We're excited. The Valley loves this.
The antidote to bad tech is good tech.

253
00:15:54.662 --> 00:15:57.498
Better we helm than the Chinese. Upbeat.

254
00:15:57.665 --> 00:16:01.334
Highlight some of the coolest content
Traam creators are producing? Yes?

255
00:16:01.335 --> 00:16:04.379
Yeah, yeah, like that one clip of the...
the kid juggling all the feet?

256
00:16:04.380 --> 00:16:05.506
- Yeah.
- That was good.

257
00:16:05.631 --> 00:16:09.133
Yeah, just like we're fucking here
playing poker at Mountainhead,

258
00:16:09.134 --> 00:16:12.012
just being fucking normal Brewsters
brewing it up. Relax.

259
00:16:12.346 --> 00:16:15.431
Oh, shit, actually,
I think these are real severed feet.

260
00:16:15.432 --> 00:16:16.641
- Come on.
- That's crazy, man.

261
00:16:16.642 --> 00:16:20.229
Jeff's sniping.
He's fucking snipey, snipe, snipe.

262
00:16:20.854 --> 00:16:24.315
- Are you with us or not, man?
- No, dude, I-- I don't blame you, man.

263
00:16:24.316 --> 00:16:27.110
I mean, planet Earth's like
an all-you-can-eat buffet,

264
00:16:27.111 --> 00:16:29.613
and no one's gonna stop
till we clear all the hot plates, right?

265
00:16:30.364 --> 00:16:33.533
Fine. Hit me. If we're constructing
an intellectual barricade,

266
00:16:33.534 --> 00:16:34.660
what are my weak points?

267
00:16:35.577 --> 00:16:37.663
- Steel man?
- Yeah.

268
00:16:38.580 --> 00:16:41.624
Okay. Steel man says,

269
00:16:41.625 --> 00:16:45.838
your platform was already divisive
and last week's upgrade made it way worse.

270
00:16:46.171 --> 00:16:48.715
And now you've inflamed
a volatile situation

271
00:16:48.716 --> 00:16:51.093
and people are using generative AI

272
00:16:51.218 --> 00:16:55.972
to circulate hyper-personalized messages,
unfalsifiable deepfakes.

273
00:16:55.973 --> 00:16:59.225
Shit like named person X
goes to named area Y,

274
00:16:59.226 --> 00:17:02.771
to buy named weapon
to go at named group at named hour,

275
00:17:03.147 --> 00:17:07.151
promoting genocidal proximate attacks,

276
00:17:07.526 --> 00:17:10.863
creating sectarian division
with video evidence,

277
00:17:11.280 --> 00:17:14.199
massive market instability, fraud.

278
00:17:14.616 --> 00:17:17.536
Yeah, I guess all that,
though, is debatable,

279
00:17:17.703 --> 00:17:19.455
right, at Traam headquarters?

280
00:17:20.581 --> 00:17:21.665
Look...

281
00:17:23.292 --> 00:17:25.960
first time people saw a movie,
everybody ran screaming

282
00:17:25.961 --> 00:17:28.297
because they thought
they were gonna get hit by a train.

283
00:17:29.256 --> 00:17:32.885
The answer to that was not,
"Stop the movies."

284
00:17:33.844 --> 00:17:37.556
- The answer was, "Show more movies."
- Yes.

285
00:17:37.723 --> 00:17:41.267
We're gonna show users
as much shit as possible

286
00:17:41.268 --> 00:17:44.145
until everyone realizes
nothing's that fucking serious.

287
00:17:44.146 --> 00:17:46.189
- Yeah.
- Nothing means anything

288
00:17:46.190 --> 00:17:47.440
and everything's funny and cool.

289
00:17:47.441 --> 00:17:49.485
- Exactly. Precisely.
- Funny.

290
00:17:49.777 --> 00:17:52.653
Intellectual salon.
That's why I built this place.

291
00:17:52.654 --> 00:17:54.197
It's exactly how I saw it working.

292
00:17:54.198 --> 00:17:56.742
Shall we draft something?
A Brewster Proclamation?

293
00:17:57.076 --> 00:17:59.285
The one thing that would
actually be helpful, as it happens,

294
00:17:59.286 --> 00:18:01.914
is if people knew
that I had access to your AI.

295
00:18:02.289 --> 00:18:04.291
Well, yeah,
because yours is so racist and shitty.

296
00:18:04.958 --> 00:18:06.125
- Oh!
- Come on.

297
00:18:06.126 --> 00:18:07.210
- Wow.
- Come on. That's shitty.

298
00:18:07.211 --> 00:18:10.797
No, because you fucking people-trafficked
Nilo and my whole division.

299
00:18:10.798 --> 00:18:14.343
And what they've done for me
at BILTER is phenomenal. It's intuitive.

300
00:18:14.551 --> 00:18:19.598
It... it really is. On fraud,
differentiation, fakes. Knows a joke.

301
00:18:19.807 --> 00:18:22.768
Moderation that isn't moderation,
smart glass.

302
00:18:22.935 --> 00:18:25.311
- So, sell it to me.
- No, no, no, no, no.

303
00:18:25.312 --> 00:18:27.563
- What the fuck? Like, like-- Like--
- No. No deals, no meals,

304
00:18:27.564 --> 00:18:29.273
- no high heels, guys.
- Yeah. No deals.

305
00:18:29.274 --> 00:18:32.027
I mean-- Do you even have
board approval for this?

306
00:18:33.403 --> 00:18:36.532
Yeah, no, no, I get it, man.
I've got zero-shot learning and...

307
00:18:36.990 --> 00:18:38.324
the Essence of Justice in a box,

308
00:18:38.325 --> 00:18:41.786
and you've got, what,
4Chan on fucking acid, so...

309
00:18:41.787 --> 00:18:44.872
- Awesome.
- I'm selling a filter for nightmares.

310
00:18:44.873 --> 00:18:46.708
That's not the kind of business
that slows down.

311
00:18:47.292 --> 00:18:50.462
So, what, I'm supposed to just give that
up to do you a favor?

312
00:18:50.587 --> 00:18:52.506
I... I don't care.

313
00:18:53.215 --> 00:18:57.218
- But you get crazy rich, cash, or stock...
- Yeah.

314
00:18:57.219 --> 00:19:02.933
...and it's a great partnership.
Any shape. A strategic partnership.

315
00:19:03.183 --> 00:19:06.269
Oh, dude, fucking-- Oh, thank you, Ven.

316
00:19:06.270 --> 00:19:08.563
Thank you for your...
for your strategic partnership.

317
00:19:08.564 --> 00:19:10.816
Oh, wow.

318
00:19:11.233 --> 00:19:12.734
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah!

319
00:19:12.860 --> 00:19:15.611
I can feel the strategy in my mouth.

320
00:19:15.612 --> 00:19:19.074
Oh, my God. Is that...
is that founder energy?

321
00:19:19.533 --> 00:19:20.826
Where are you going, partner?

322
00:19:21.285 --> 00:19:25.497
Oh, fuck, you fucking partnered
all over my face.

323
00:19:25.831 --> 00:19:28.499
Thank you, man. It's so good.

324
00:19:28.500 --> 00:19:30.042
You're a very sick person, Jeffrey.

325
00:19:30.043 --> 00:19:34.423
That's... that's very funny.
But let's talk, though. Yeah?

326
00:19:35.382 --> 00:19:38.342
<i>Violent confrontations
rocked Armenia today</i>

327
00:19:38.343 --> 00:19:41.013
<i>after a series
of computer-generated news reports</i>

328
00:19:41.513 --> 00:19:44.932
<i>posted on Traam alleged
that Azerbaijan was preparing for</i>

329
00:19:44.933 --> 00:19:47.560
<i>a Turkish-backed military intervention.</i>

330
00:19:47.561 --> 00:19:51.689
<i>Community leaders are urging people
not to trust online news reports,</i>

331
00:19:51.690 --> 00:19:54.193
<i>no matter how convincing they appear.</i>

332
00:20:22.930 --> 00:20:25.682
Yeah, only black bears here.

333
00:20:26.099 --> 00:20:28.685
They're very timid. You can walk right up
to them and... and slap them.

334
00:20:29.311 --> 00:20:31.188
So beautiful you could fuck it.

335
00:20:37.945 --> 00:20:40.989
- And you're good, with everything?
- Oh, yeah, I think so.

336
00:20:43.367 --> 00:20:46.370
- Pressure. Pressure building.
- Oh, yeah.

337
00:20:47.788 --> 00:20:54.502
I do think that I need Jeff's AI.
Because this pressure is quite intense.

338
00:20:54.503 --> 00:20:56.838
That's how you know
you're doing something important.

339
00:20:57.005 --> 00:21:00.341
Yeah. Yeah, I do feel like people
are getting it, though.

340
00:21:00.342 --> 00:21:04.304
The numbers, the engagement,
which, you know, was becoming a concern.

341
00:21:05.555 --> 00:21:07.641
But why do people have to focus
on the little niggly-nubbins?

342
00:21:07.766 --> 00:21:09.308
It's like, are you people dumb?

343
00:21:09.309 --> 00:21:11.186
- This has to fucking happen.
- Yeah.

344
00:21:11.645 --> 00:21:13.438
You're always going
to get some people dead.

345
00:21:14.314 --> 00:21:18.944
I mean, there will be eight to ten
cardiac arrests during a Super Bowl.

346
00:21:19.111 --> 00:21:20.153
Right.

347
00:21:21.071 --> 00:21:22.698
Stop the Super Bowl!

348
00:21:23.615 --> 00:21:25.534
Do you believe in other people?

349
00:21:26.910 --> 00:21:28.119
I think one needs to.

350
00:21:28.120 --> 00:21:31.039
Yeah, but do you?
Eight billion people as real as us?

351
00:21:31.999 --> 00:21:33.542
Well, obviously not.

352
00:21:40.549 --> 00:21:42.342
He looks good, doesn't he? Ven?

353
00:21:42.718 --> 00:21:44.928
His skin, it's resplendent.

354
00:21:46.805 --> 00:21:50.142
He's been using it. Slowzo.
I don't know if there's a connection.

355
00:21:50.976 --> 00:21:52.518
But it's kind of wild, right?

356
00:21:52.519 --> 00:21:56.397
I mean, he said he needs to jerk off
every two hours.

357
00:21:56.398 --> 00:21:58.692
"A resplendent complexion."

358
00:21:59.609 --> 00:22:03.195
I'm just wondering, you know,
if his buds need to encourage him

359
00:22:03.196 --> 00:22:08.327
- to rest up a little bit.
- Slowzo. The burn is tough, it is.

360
00:22:08.994 --> 00:22:10.745
I might actually-- No biggie,

361
00:22:10.746 --> 00:22:13.749
but might actually look
to rustle up a bill chunk?

362
00:22:15.500 --> 00:22:18.754
- A billion, Soups?
- Just a b-nut.

363
00:22:19.379 --> 00:22:21.798
- For a meditation app?
- Not just a meditation app.

364
00:22:23.633 --> 00:22:26.845
- A lifestyle super-app.
- Look, man, if you really need a chunk,

365
00:22:27.220 --> 00:22:29.513
it's not my area, but I could look
at the deck.

366
00:22:29.514 --> 00:22:32.475
I get it, you know,
mental health is exploding with,

367
00:22:32.476 --> 00:22:35.228
you know, everything, and...

368
00:22:36.605 --> 00:22:39.608
if the deck's clear,
then maybe it's a thing. Yeah.

369
00:22:44.321 --> 00:22:46.031
Like, I'm not very connected to my mother.

370
00:22:46.490 --> 00:22:49.950
Well, studies show
that is super important.

371
00:22:49.951 --> 00:22:51.161
Yeah.

372
00:22:51.745 --> 00:22:53.412
Yeah, studies show it's super important.

373
00:22:53.413 --> 00:22:55.456
I mean, I've just lost connection
with so many people.

374
00:22:55.457 --> 00:22:59.711
Nilo, Yannis, and even you guys. Really.

375
00:23:00.754 --> 00:23:02.381
- But my mom is tough, man.
- Yeah.

376
00:23:04.591 --> 00:23:08.552
I just feel like if I could get us off
this fucking rock, it would solve so much.

377
00:23:08.553 --> 00:23:09.720
Well, you know,

378
00:23:09.721 --> 00:23:12.598
it's a solid starter planet,
but we've outgrown it, no doubt.

379
00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:14.434
I just wanna get us transhuman.

380
00:23:15.352 --> 00:23:18.647
Like, up on grid, Tron biking around.

381
00:23:18.939 --> 00:23:21.149
Digital milkshakes,
robot hand jobs, you know?

382
00:23:21.274 --> 00:23:25.195
To actually be in Plato's Academy
with Plato.

383
00:23:26.571 --> 00:23:28.240
I just feel like the universe is,

384
00:23:29.449 --> 00:23:33.786
like, taking a... it's like taking a grip
and it's easing me apart,

385
00:23:33.787 --> 00:23:36.664
like my torso is being levered apart
with tremendous force

386
00:23:36.665 --> 00:23:39.751
and like the emptiness of the galaxies
is just, like, rushing in.

387
00:23:43.880 --> 00:23:44.923
Not good.

388
00:23:46.716 --> 00:23:47.717
Ven.

389
00:23:48.385 --> 00:23:52.556
What do you think is the timeline
on uploading a human consciousness?

390
00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:55.934
Glitchy? Ten.

391
00:23:57.727 --> 00:23:59.980
If Jeff would sell me Nilo
and my guys back?

392
00:24:00.439 --> 00:24:03.859
My compute? Maybe five.

393
00:24:06.903 --> 00:24:08.989
And could I...

394
00:24:09.322 --> 00:24:14.285
This is going to sound dumb.
If you get the toolset from Jeff's AI,

395
00:24:14.286 --> 00:24:19.207
- could I be one of the first to actually--
- Sure, man. You're first in line.

396
00:24:20.125 --> 00:24:24.129
We just gotta do, like, a mouse,
a pig, like, ten morons,

397
00:24:24.254 --> 00:24:28.175
and then once we're clean,
you're going digital, Randall.

398
00:24:28.467 --> 00:24:30.427
First brain on the grid.

399
00:24:34.014 --> 00:24:35.056
<i>First brain on the grid</i>

400
00:24:37.684 --> 00:24:39.935
<i>- First brain on the grid</i>
- That's good, that's good.

401
00:24:39.936 --> 00:24:42.189
- That's a good song.
<i>- First brain on the grid</i>

402
00:24:42.939 --> 00:24:47.777
Well done. You know, it's nice
to sing sometimes for no reason.

403
00:24:50.363 --> 00:24:51.448
Yes.

404
00:25:16.431 --> 00:25:18.517
Okay. Okay.

405
00:25:18.975 --> 00:25:22.395
Four presidents of tech!
Here on Mount Techmore.

406
00:25:23.230 --> 00:25:26.232
The state of the nation
financial evaluation.

407
00:25:26.233 --> 00:25:30.110
Brewsters, get yo net worths on!

408
00:25:30.111 --> 00:25:32.155
- Yeah!
- Net worth!

409
00:25:32.280 --> 00:25:34.282
Okay. The King of Cash.

410
00:25:34.783 --> 00:25:39.119
The Marquis of Moolah.
The North Star of Net Worth.

411
00:25:39.120 --> 00:25:43.707
- It's Venis Parish at 220 bill.
- Yeah!

412
00:25:43.708 --> 00:25:46.794
- My God, it's like writing on granite.
- Yeah!

413
00:25:46.795 --> 00:25:48.004
Icy!

414
00:25:48.463 --> 00:25:49.839
He's a plutocrat

415
00:25:50.131 --> 00:25:53.134
- who's also a Plato-cat!
- Yeah!

416
00:25:53.343 --> 00:25:55.678
- The Grand Old Duke of Dough.
- Yeah!

417
00:25:55.679 --> 00:26:00.349
- Randall Garrett, on 63 bill.
- Hell, yeah!

418
00:26:00.350 --> 00:26:02.102
Give it to me!

419
00:26:04.729 --> 00:26:05.855
Feels good!

420
00:26:07.190 --> 00:26:10.568
- This guy, he's a young buck...
- Come on.

421
00:26:10.569 --> 00:26:11.778
...making the big bucks.

422
00:26:12.112 --> 00:26:15.614
His data analytics
have confounded all the critics.

423
00:26:15.615 --> 00:26:18.784
Jeff Abredazi, I have you at 38.

424
00:26:18.785 --> 00:26:22.288
Oh, 59, actually. Yeah, yeah,
that's the closest estimate right now.

425
00:26:22.289 --> 00:26:24.206
It's 5-9. Soft on either end,

426
00:26:24.207 --> 00:26:26.876
- but stock price is nuts off the chaos.
- Nice.

427
00:26:27.002 --> 00:26:28.628
- Yeah.
- Hit that right there.

428
00:26:29.337 --> 00:26:34.342
- Oh, yeah.
- And now, the host without the most.

429
00:26:34.884 --> 00:26:39.388
The poor relation who still gets
an invitation, the Souperman,

430
00:26:39.389 --> 00:26:46.103
Hugo Van Yalk,
at a not-too-shabby 521 million.

431
00:26:46.104 --> 00:26:48.857
- Million. M. M. Million!
- Million!

432
00:26:49.190 --> 00:26:51.109
- Bravo. Bravo.
- Great.

433
00:26:51.651 --> 00:26:54.446
All right, everybody. Let's do this.

434
00:26:56.031 --> 00:26:58.365
- Diadem for Venis.
- Yes.

435
00:26:58.366 --> 00:27:00.534
- Captain hat for Randy.
- Thank you, sir!

436
00:27:00.535 --> 00:27:01.828
Sailor for Jeff.

437
00:27:02.245 --> 00:27:06.415
And once again, bringing home the ladle.
Soup Kitchen.

438
00:27:06.416 --> 00:27:09.627
- Ladle-oh-hoo-hoo!
- Soups and his enormous spoon!

439
00:27:09.628 --> 00:27:12.004
All right. There she is.

440
00:27:12.005 --> 00:27:14.841
- Own the ladle, bitch.
- Okay, gentlemen, let us shout.

441
00:27:15.383 --> 00:27:18.970
Mountain God Accelerator Legacy
Manifestation!

442
00:27:19.429 --> 00:27:23.766
Mountain God Accelerator
Legacy Manifestation!

443
00:27:23.767 --> 00:27:25.601
- Slowzo goes super-app!
- Transhuman world harmony!

444
00:27:25.602 --> 00:27:28.062
- Please don't let Hester fuck anybody!
- The rules surrounding anti-trust

445
00:27:28.063 --> 00:27:29.521
to be handed to a more competent entity

446
00:27:29.522 --> 00:27:32.359
to ensure biotech delivers
meaningful life extension

447
00:27:32.734 --> 00:27:37.364
unfettered by the dead hand
of government over-regulation!

448
00:27:37.864 --> 00:27:43.119
- Transhuman world harmony!
- Slowzo goes super-app!

449
00:27:43.536 --> 00:27:46.122
Please don't let Hester fuck anybody!

450
00:28:04.516 --> 00:28:07.352
<i>Ven, you're gonna be hearing something
really horrible has happened.</i>

451
00:28:07.477 --> 00:28:09.646
Yeah, I heard.
How many were in the building?

452
00:28:10.689 --> 00:28:12.899
<i>Three to four hundred burned alive.</i>

453
00:28:13.483 --> 00:28:16.944
<i>But we are now being used
by white hats and emergency services.</i>

454
00:28:16.945 --> 00:28:21.491
Right. Exactly. We're gonna be a positive.
We are a positive.

455
00:28:22.742 --> 00:28:25.120
That we know. The rest is just conjecture.

456
00:28:25.829 --> 00:28:30.417
<i>I mean, I believe we are.
It's just whether we are--</i>

457
00:28:30.583 --> 00:28:31.710
We are.

458
00:28:36.965 --> 00:28:38.967
- What?
- You good?

459
00:28:40.301 --> 00:28:43.387
It's just a really steep learning curve

460
00:28:43.388 --> 00:28:46.141
in regions where we're bringing in
a lot of new users.

461
00:28:46.433 --> 00:28:49.727
Yeah, no, it sounds super steep, actually.

462
00:28:49.728 --> 00:28:53.606
Yeah, people are going to get it.
Once one Palestinian kid sees some, like,

463
00:28:54.190 --> 00:28:58.361
really fucking bananas content from, like,
one Israeli kid, like, the right shit,

464
00:28:58.945 --> 00:29:05.076
they're gonna be like,
"Hey. Okay." And then it's all over.

465
00:29:05.410 --> 00:29:09.914
Yeah, no, no, I'm... I'm sure
you'll solve Palestine, but right now,

466
00:29:10.331 --> 00:29:13.543
you've got fakes of rape gangs
in the next village.

467
00:29:13.710 --> 00:29:18.714
Yeah, and also Snoopy with a hard-on,
60-feet tall, 8K photo-real,

468
00:29:18.715 --> 00:29:23.802
- and like, you kinda get it. You know?
- Yeah, no, I-- I'm getting it, for sure.

469
00:29:23.803 --> 00:29:26.847
So, you and big, horny Snoopy
keep spreading your chaos,

470
00:29:26.848 --> 00:29:29.684
and I'll make my nut
selling the guardrails.

471
00:29:30.810 --> 00:29:33.270
This is a partnership.
A lot of fucking money

472
00:29:33.271 --> 00:29:35.523
- in my BILTER filter.
- You're a dick.

473
00:29:35.857 --> 00:29:39.735
<i>Up to 500 people are now feared dead
in this latest attack.</i>

474
00:29:39.736 --> 00:29:42.321
<i>It seems the victims
were wrongly identified</i>

475
00:29:42.322 --> 00:29:44.615
<i>in a manipulated deepfake video clip</i>

476
00:29:44.616 --> 00:29:48.703
<i>purporting to show preparations
for the desecration of religious sites.</i>

477
00:29:48.828 --> 00:29:51.997
<i>The victims were chased by a mob
into a community center</i>

478
00:29:51.998 --> 00:29:55.375
<i>on the outskirts of the city,
where a number of women and children</i>

479
00:29:55.376 --> 00:29:57.504
<i>- had already sought refuge.</i>
- Unbelievable.

480
00:29:58.630 --> 00:30:02.424
<i>The blaze started when Molotov cocktails
were thrown through windows</i>

481
00:30:02.425 --> 00:30:06.012
<i>and the doors of the building barred
with abandoned cars.</i>

482
00:30:08.014 --> 00:30:12.143
<i>A government spokesperson said the amount
of disinformation being manufactured</i>

483
00:30:12.268 --> 00:30:15.104
<i>has reached a level
which is overwhelming authorities,</i>

484
00:30:15.230 --> 00:30:18.524
<i>after Traam's full global upgrade
of content creation</i>

485
00:30:18.525 --> 00:30:19.859
<i>and messaging features.</i>

486
00:31:27.886 --> 00:31:31.347
- Can you mute that, for Ven?
- I don't give a fuck.

487
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:35.101
I just want to say,
this is not on you, Venis.

488
00:31:36.185 --> 00:31:38.520
Obviously, this is not on me.
Why would you even say that?

489
00:31:38.521 --> 00:31:40.982
Exactly. This is on the people
throwing the firebombs.

490
00:31:41.190 --> 00:31:43.525
- Should I cancel the DJ out of respect?
- Yeah, yeah.

491
00:31:43.526 --> 00:31:46.236
No, I mean, watching a machete
cut through human flesh is tough,

492
00:31:46.237 --> 00:31:49.866
but you three dancing on a carpet
is a real atrocity.

493
00:31:50.283 --> 00:31:52.409
You guys, a lot of this isn't even real.

494
00:31:52.410 --> 00:31:57.248
It's like so hyper real
that it can't be real.

495
00:31:58.666 --> 00:32:00.877
You know, like, could I have
possibly asked for better marketing?

496
00:32:01.544 --> 00:32:03.463
It's so dumb. Look at the fire.

497
00:32:06.424 --> 00:32:09.218
Guys, I seem to have a new number.

498
00:32:13.306 --> 00:32:17.936
Holy shit.
Dude, that's a very chunky number.

499
00:32:24.442 --> 00:32:28.112
Well done. Shall we open champagne?

500
00:32:28.404 --> 00:32:30.698
No, no, no, we don't--
This is not a champagne moment.

501
00:32:30.823 --> 00:32:33.325
Jeff's net worth
is officially greater than mine,

502
00:32:33.326 --> 00:32:37.788
and it would be perverse
not to celebrate his perspicuity.

503
00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:39.666
- No, it's--
- Soups, fetch the hat!

504
00:32:39.791 --> 00:32:42.709
- It's not appropriate.
- Fetch the hat!

505
00:32:42.710 --> 00:32:45.253
- Dude. Yeah.
- Fetch the hat, Soup!

506
00:32:45.254 --> 00:32:47.297
Don't get the hat.
I don't want the hat, dude.

507
00:32:47.298 --> 00:32:48.675
- I'm fetching the hat!
- This is not--

508
00:32:49.092 --> 00:32:51.803
Jeffrey, congratulations.

509
00:32:52.762 --> 00:32:55.348
You saw your edge. Open the champagne.

510
00:32:55.640 --> 00:32:58.101
Off... off all the chaos,
it's... it's gross.

511
00:32:58.226 --> 00:32:59.977
I got mixed feelings on this one, guys.

512
00:32:59.978 --> 00:33:03.355
I mean, I'm sitting on the cure
to info cancer while everybody dies.

513
00:33:03.356 --> 00:33:04.732
It's weird.

514
00:33:06.943 --> 00:33:12.073
He is now the second-ranking Brewster,
and I, for one, celebrate that.

515
00:33:12.490 --> 00:33:14.533
- Open the champagne!
- I... I don't want to.

516
00:33:14.534 --> 00:33:18.078
- Open the champagne, Jeff!
- Come on. So, I... I leapfrogged

517
00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:21.164
some telecoms guy in Thailand,
and... and it's-- And you?

518
00:33:21.165 --> 00:33:23.334
You don't need to be
a fucking prick about it!

519
00:33:28.423 --> 00:33:29.549
Come here.

520
00:33:31.092 --> 00:33:34.595
Let's... let's have some champagne.

521
00:33:36.556 --> 00:33:37.765
Just kidding.

522
00:33:38.933 --> 00:33:41.185
- Congratulations, Jeff.
- Here we are, here we are.

523
00:33:41.310 --> 00:33:43.396
- Yeah. You cracked the top ten.
- It's... it's all theoretical.

524
00:33:47.900 --> 00:33:49.317
- Cheers. To Jeff.
- Cheers.

525
00:33:49.318 --> 00:33:50.485
- To Jeff.
- To Jeff.

526
00:33:50.486 --> 00:33:51.570
It's all theoretical.

527
00:33:51.571 --> 00:33:53.698
- No, it's all theoretical.
- Yeah.

528
00:33:54.657 --> 00:33:58.535
It doesn't matter. You taking it
so seriously makes me think

529
00:33:58.536 --> 00:34:01.831
that you have perhaps ascribed
more meaning to it than you should?

530
00:34:03.124 --> 00:34:06.085
- Yes?
- Not real. Heads don't explode like that.

531
00:34:07.587 --> 00:34:09.047
- Heads don't explode like that?
- No.

532
00:34:09.505 --> 00:34:11.799
- How do heads explode?
- Heads don't really explode.

533
00:34:11.966 --> 00:34:14.593
Guys, you do know that it's okay to laugh

534
00:34:14.594 --> 00:34:16.344
at how bad and fake
some of this stuff is, yes?

535
00:34:16.345 --> 00:34:17.972
Ven, I'm on a live stream.

536
00:34:18.097 --> 00:34:20.391
You want me to jump in the chat,
ask them to stop pillaging?

537
00:34:20.767 --> 00:34:24.937
A man just machine-gunned his neighbor
for wet wipes in Kentucky.

538
00:34:25.521 --> 00:34:28.066
- What we have is toxic, not terminal.
- That's funny.

539
00:34:28.649 --> 00:34:30.026
Yeah, I asked them to knock it off,

540
00:34:30.151 --> 00:34:32.778
but the people in the chat
are so pro-pillage at this point.

541
00:34:32.779 --> 00:34:35.822
But, Jeff, if you talk to Misha

542
00:34:35.823 --> 00:34:37.616
and your board announces
that they're helping,

543
00:34:37.617 --> 00:34:39.242
doesn't all of this move forward?

544
00:34:39.243 --> 00:34:41.828
You want me to talk to Misha?
Are... are you guys peer pressuring me?

545
00:34:41.829 --> 00:34:43.623
- No, no, no.
- Well, no, are you gonna make me get,

546
00:34:43.748 --> 00:34:45.749
like, a... a tattoo and start smoking?

547
00:34:45.750 --> 00:34:49.462
I mean, what happened to,
"No deals, no meals, no high heels?"

548
00:34:49.587 --> 00:34:51.714
Sell me your fucking BILTER filter.

549
00:34:51.839 --> 00:34:53.883
It's good for you and it's good for me.

550
00:34:54.300 --> 00:34:57.011
Is this why you came?
To put the squeeze on?

551
00:34:58.179 --> 00:35:00.097
You know, Ven,
why don't you just dial some dials, man?

552
00:35:00.098 --> 00:35:01.724
Why don't you tweak something on your end?

553
00:35:02.183 --> 00:35:03.683
- Tweak? I'll tweak.
- Yeah?

554
00:35:03.684 --> 00:35:06.269
- Make some little fuckin' tweaks.
- Make me a little fuckin' tweak, bitch.

555
00:35:06.270 --> 00:35:07.855
- Yeah.
- You know what I think, honestly?

556
00:35:07.980 --> 00:35:10.441
I think pedal to the fucking metal.

557
00:35:10.566 --> 00:35:14.986
I'm negotiating with four hyper-scale
data centers, so nothing is stopping this.

558
00:35:14.987 --> 00:35:19.492
I say we just push through.
Let's fucking go!

559
00:35:19.617 --> 00:35:20.617
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

560
00:35:20.618 --> 00:35:25.248
- Let's fucking go! Come on!
- Yeah, man!

561
00:35:25.373 --> 00:35:27.708
The worse the disease,
the more valuable the cure.

562
00:35:27.917 --> 00:35:30.794
- Let's just fucking go, huh?
- Let's fucking go.

563
00:35:30.795 --> 00:35:33.588
- Let's just fucking go.
- Let's fucking go!

564
00:35:33.589 --> 00:35:35.258
All right, dude, go.

565
00:35:36.342 --> 00:35:38.469
Are you seeing this?

566
00:35:39.387 --> 00:35:40.680
What the fuck?

567
00:35:42.807 --> 00:35:47.561
Argentina's just... just chaos.
Argentina's going.

568
00:35:47.562 --> 00:35:49.188
Central Bank went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

569
00:35:50.106 --> 00:35:51.273
- Yeah.
- What we're seeing

570
00:35:51.274 --> 00:35:54.944
is hyperinflation in the Global South
and a credit crunch in the North.

571
00:35:55.403 --> 00:35:57.696
Yeah, but, you know,
maybe if you're in Ecuador,

572
00:35:57.697 --> 00:35:59.448
everything's groovy, Ven?

573
00:35:59.782 --> 00:36:04.996
Yeah, Ecuador seems... Ecuador seems fine.
No, Ecuador's fucked.

574
00:36:05.454 --> 00:36:09.458
Shit, that's so sad. Well, let's just look
east now to Peru and hope she withstands.

575
00:36:10.459 --> 00:36:13.004
Hey, is... is anyone getting anything
from the Mayan peninsula?

576
00:36:13.546 --> 00:36:17.592
- Hester's not picking up.
- She's probably just gone to bed early.

577
00:36:17.717 --> 00:36:20.011
With a couple of warlords
and a mariachi band.

578
00:36:21.429 --> 00:36:24.724
Yeah, yeah, right, right.
They're, like, fucking her with a maraca.

579
00:36:24.849 --> 00:36:28.311
That's... that's always really funny.
Yeah, she's with other guys.

580
00:36:28.728 --> 00:36:30.813
I'm just razzing.

581
00:36:31.063 --> 00:36:35.860
Okay, this is Dave and...
and Roddy. The-- It's the Prez.

582
00:36:36.694 --> 00:36:38.821
The... the President wants to speak to us.

583
00:36:38.946 --> 00:36:40.990
- Sure.
- No, no, us, Ven.

584
00:36:41.616 --> 00:36:42.992
Now? What's he gonna say?

585
00:36:44.243 --> 00:36:48.331
I... I don't know.
We're-- You concerned, or...

586
00:36:48.623 --> 00:36:50.208
- No, I'm not concerned.
- Okay.

587
00:36:50.499 --> 00:36:52.626
<i>Mr. Abredazi, I'll have the President
for you momentarily.</i>

588
00:36:52.627 --> 00:36:55.379
- Fine. Sure. Is he there?
- We're holding.

589
00:37:01.510 --> 00:37:04.555
President. Spooky.

590
00:37:05.890 --> 00:37:08.517
In terms of catering,
do you still imagine we'll be playing?

591
00:37:08.935 --> 00:37:10.852
Because I have
a six-man line-caught turbot.

592
00:37:10.853 --> 00:37:13.231
"No deals, no meals, no high heels."

593
00:37:13.356 --> 00:37:15.607
- Come on.
- It's not a meal. It's a picking fish.

594
00:37:15.608 --> 00:37:18.277
What? What the fuck?
What's a picking fish, dude?

595
00:37:18.569 --> 00:37:22.615
This is poker night.
There's no... no staff, no chefs.

596
00:37:22.782 --> 00:37:25.700
This is supposed to be, like,
club sandwiches, heart attack burgers,

597
00:37:25.701 --> 00:37:26.994
chicken buckets.

598
00:37:27.411 --> 00:37:33.000
This does not feel cool,
the Prez hold-fucking me.

599
00:37:33.125 --> 00:37:34.877
Like, what could he possibly have to say?

600
00:37:35.253 --> 00:37:39.381
- I mean... I-- Maybe it's the Balkans?
- It's really quite a magnificent turbot.

601
00:37:39.382 --> 00:37:42.426
Look, it doesn't matter what he says.
It's what we say.

602
00:37:44.220 --> 00:37:46.513
Because, really,
it's a very good possibility

603
00:37:46.514 --> 00:37:49.225
we are in a moment
of tremendous creative destruction.

604
00:37:49.809 --> 00:37:50.935
Great turning.

605
00:37:52.186 --> 00:37:54.730
Mesopotamia at T-minus 5000...

606
00:37:57.191 --> 00:37:59.150
urbanization, domesticated animals,

607
00:37:59.151 --> 00:38:02.613
and the accumulation
of tradable surpluses.

608
00:38:02.780 --> 00:38:05.241
Movable type. The wheel.

609
00:38:05.449 --> 00:38:08.576
Nations are teetering,
politically and economically,

610
00:38:08.577 --> 00:38:11.956
and I think that we play a role.

611
00:38:18.254 --> 00:38:20.923
I'm gonna put that motherfucking
bottom feeder on to steam.

612
00:38:21.716 --> 00:38:23.968
<i>Do we take over
a couple of failing nations?</i>

613
00:38:24.093 --> 00:38:25.469
<i>Show people how it's done?</i>

614
00:38:25.594 --> 00:38:30.099
To one or more fragile or failed
Western Hemisphere states, say,

615
00:38:30.725 --> 00:38:36.479
Argentina, Venezuela, or Cuba,
we intellectually and financially

616
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:39.816
back a rolling swap out
to crypto-network states.

617
00:38:39.817 --> 00:38:42.277
- Populations love it and it snowballs.
- Simple, simple, simple.

618
00:38:42.278 --> 00:38:46.657
That is where this goes.
Creative destruction. Arab Spring.

619
00:38:46.866 --> 00:38:49.243
Maybe we do look
at El Salvador as a dry run.

620
00:38:49.368 --> 00:38:52.078
You know, just to double click
on Argentina, the banks, the streets,

621
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:54.206
- it's definitely going.
- That's sad.

622
00:38:54.415 --> 00:38:58.669
I have a house there, in Buenos Aires.
Wait, no, I sold it.

623
00:38:58.961 --> 00:39:00.671
- You know, maybe we send you.
- Did I?

624
00:39:01.005 --> 00:39:04.050
Souper? To, like, president,
not president Argentina.

625
00:39:04.675 --> 00:39:06.010
That's an actual country.

626
00:39:06.135 --> 00:39:08.928
Maybe we start in Panama,
or buy St. Barts.

627
00:39:08.929 --> 00:39:10.806
It's very small, Jeff. De minimis.

628
00:39:10.973 --> 00:39:14.268
- We could probably buy Haiti.
- Fifteen mill residents?

629
00:39:14.643 --> 00:39:17.688
A thou each to relocate.
Fifteen bill U.S., I could eat that.

630
00:39:17.813 --> 00:39:20.858
Yeah, I don't know
if I want to go to Haiti.

631
00:39:20.983 --> 00:39:23.318
- A lot of starch, a lot of 'quakes.
- You're not.

632
00:39:23.319 --> 00:39:24.736
You're going to Argentina, Souperman.

633
00:39:24.737 --> 00:39:28.907
Seriously, let's get a chopper,
a plane, crisis PR outfit,

634
00:39:28.908 --> 00:39:30.992
notify the central bank, the military,

635
00:39:30.993 --> 00:39:33.120
in case we're sending someone
to Buenos Aires.

636
00:39:33.829 --> 00:39:36.165
- How's your Spanish?
- How's his English?

637
00:39:36.707 --> 00:39:38.834
I don't know
if I wanna run Argentina on my own.

638
00:39:39.085 --> 00:39:41.921
Not off the back
of a major construction project.

639
00:39:43.589 --> 00:39:48.511
- Oh, man, Mayor of Paris assassinated.
- Fake.

640
00:39:48.886 --> 00:39:53.014
No, dude, they've got like nine angles
of this. Eat shit, Zapruder.

641
00:39:53.015 --> 00:39:55.850
- That's tough.
- There's 300,000 people in Red Square.

642
00:39:55.851 --> 00:39:58.896
Real. Guys, I can't switch this off.

643
00:39:59.355 --> 00:40:01.607
Right? This is like
when it gets really good.

644
00:40:01.732 --> 00:40:04.318
You get this compound distillation effect
to the content.

645
00:40:04.693 --> 00:40:07.196
You can't just like halt
a slave revolt halfway, right?

646
00:40:07.947 --> 00:40:09.281
We still waiting on the White House?

647
00:40:09.907 --> 00:40:13.411
My view, and it's essentially Hegelian,

648
00:40:14.036 --> 00:40:18.666
is that the whole of history operates
on the "Fuck! What? Cool!" principle.

649
00:40:19.250 --> 00:40:22.085
Fuck, bronze! What? Oh, cool.

650
00:40:22.086 --> 00:40:25.797
Civilization. Fuck, iron.
What? Oh, cool, empire.

651
00:40:25.798 --> 00:40:29.468
Fuck, industrial production!
What? Oh, cool,

652
00:40:29.593 --> 00:40:32.220
surplus value and material happiness.

653
00:40:32.221 --> 00:40:34.932
Oh, now do slavery.
Like, fuck, I'm a slave.

654
00:40:35.099 --> 00:40:39.561
- What? I'm still a slave. Like--
- The lesson in history is,

655
00:40:39.562 --> 00:40:43.232
everything is always cool,
so long as you get there.

656
00:40:44.316 --> 00:40:46.193
- Randall's Law.
- No.

657
00:40:46.819 --> 00:40:47.902
- I don't...
- Yeah.

658
00:40:47.903 --> 00:40:51.198
...I don't want a law
named after me. That's stupid.

659
00:40:51.323 --> 00:40:53.908
It's simply a theory, Hegelian in origin.

660
00:40:53.909 --> 00:40:56.245
I... I do think
it'll become a law, man. I do.

661
00:40:56.704 --> 00:40:58.914
A lot of Parisians are saying
this is basically fine.

662
00:40:59.206 --> 00:41:00.916
You know, preferred, even.

663
00:41:01.041 --> 00:41:02.584
There's gonna be lumps
in the supply chain.

664
00:41:02.585 --> 00:41:03.918
Unilever, Nestlé, the stocks.

665
00:41:03.919 --> 00:41:05.336
- No. No, no, no.
- It's... It's wild.

666
00:41:05.337 --> 00:41:07.381
We have plenty of calories stockpiled.

667
00:41:07.506 --> 00:41:10.259
Western countries
have strategic commodity reserves.

668
00:41:10.384 --> 00:41:13.052
Canola oil, lard, frozen orange juice,
blah, blah, blah.

669
00:41:13.053 --> 00:41:15.681
If anyone would like to give me a hand
with these cold cuts?

670
00:41:16.932 --> 00:41:18.141
No, I... I'm good. I'll just have

671
00:41:18.142 --> 00:41:21.228
a canola oil, lard,
and frozen orange juice sandwich.

672
00:41:22.438 --> 00:41:23.522
Okay.

673
00:41:25.357 --> 00:41:28.319
Okay. Guys, have you seen Turkey
and Armenia?

674
00:41:28.611 --> 00:41:30.112
The fake calls?

675
00:41:30.446 --> 00:41:33.031
They've undeclared war,
but units are still mobilized.

676
00:41:33.032 --> 00:41:36.702
The streets do not look good.
This is really bad.

677
00:41:36.827 --> 00:41:38.870
- This could be cool.
- It could be cool.

678
00:41:38.871 --> 00:41:42.750
- It could really be turning into a moment.
- In terms of?

679
00:41:43.834 --> 00:41:45.544
Where it all comes out.

680
00:41:45.669 --> 00:41:48.671
All of the fucking hatreds.
All this resentment.

681
00:41:48.672 --> 00:41:52.008
Like, a slightly gnarly
but eventually highly cathartic draining

682
00:41:52.009 --> 00:41:56.805
of all this poison, historical, ethnic,
racial, religious--

683
00:41:56.931 --> 00:41:58.599
It's... It's a great turning of the wheel.

684
00:41:58.724 --> 00:42:01.477
I think that's why I'm so excited
about these atrocities.

685
00:42:01.685 --> 00:42:03.521
No, sure, they're... they're exciting.

686
00:42:04.438 --> 00:42:06.899
I'm thinking about all the people
who aren't killing each other.

687
00:42:07.024 --> 00:42:10.235
- Order of magnitudes higher.
- It's good for the ecosystem,

688
00:42:10.236 --> 00:42:12.947
- a controlled burn.
- No, I see it, I do. I just--

689
00:42:13.489 --> 00:42:15.865
You know, there's the thing
about the people being buried alive.

690
00:42:15.866 --> 00:42:17.367
- "The thing."
- Yeah, sure.

691
00:42:17.368 --> 00:42:20.496
- I mean, we might have to hack the hate.
- Hack the hate?

692
00:42:20.704 --> 00:42:21.830
Bretton Woods crumbles.

693
00:42:22.957 --> 00:42:25.584
The fiat currencies wane.
The blockchain prevails.

694
00:42:26.335 --> 00:42:28.712
Thank you. Are we the Bolsheviks

695
00:42:28.837 --> 00:42:31.715
of a new techno world order
that starts tonight?

696
00:42:32.132 --> 00:42:33.175
Souper...

697
00:42:35.386 --> 00:42:36.844
this ugly fucking death trap

698
00:42:36.845 --> 00:42:39.473
might have just become
humanity's global HQ.

699
00:42:40.432 --> 00:42:42.893
WHW, White House West.

700
00:42:43.310 --> 00:42:46.729
Communication, logistics?
Military, software, infrastructure?

701
00:42:46.730 --> 00:42:50.483
Financial. AI. Meditation, miscellaneous.

702
00:42:50.484 --> 00:42:53.236
And what, we go Argentina,
Paraguay, Chile,

703
00:42:53.237 --> 00:42:58.784
- or do we go Haiti, Cuba, Panama, Mexico?
- Great question. South to North, right?

704
00:42:59.285 --> 00:43:00.661
Caracas by Christmas.

705
00:43:00.995 --> 00:43:03.539
Also, on these side plates,
we're gonna reuse them, if that's cool.

706
00:43:04.790 --> 00:43:07.584
Ven, the President, he's ready.
He wants you,

707
00:43:07.585 --> 00:43:09.587
but do you want me
to lay the groundwork, or...

708
00:43:10.713 --> 00:43:12.631
I'll... I'll...
I'll just set it up for you.

709
00:43:13.465 --> 00:43:15.801
What the fuck, Jeff?
I mean, he's just a dude.

710
00:43:16.510 --> 00:43:20.556
Fucking arrangement of carbon. I got this.

711
00:43:22.516 --> 00:43:24.727
- Cool.
- Say hi for me.

712
00:43:24.852 --> 00:43:25.978
He'll remember.

713
00:43:26.478 --> 00:43:27.479
Okay.

714
00:43:29.064 --> 00:43:30.941
Pretty important carbon.

715
00:43:33.611 --> 00:43:36.030
<i>They're panicky, and you're gonna
hear that when you talk to him.</i>

716
00:43:36.697 --> 00:43:38.032
No, he's into this.

717
00:43:38.365 --> 00:43:40.909
<i>Yeah, they like the vibe,
but they don't like...</i>

718
00:43:41.785 --> 00:43:43.953
<i>There's been a lot
of continental U.S. incidents.</i>

719
00:43:43.954 --> 00:43:47.707
<i>Attacks. Real, fake, reprisals.
It feels out of control.</i>

720
00:43:47.708 --> 00:43:50.919
<i>The NSC wants a circuit breaker.
I'm connecting. You good?</i>

721
00:43:51.253 --> 00:43:52.338
Yep.

722
00:43:54.131 --> 00:43:56.800
Mr. President? Hey, what's up?

723
00:44:24.828 --> 00:44:29.875
He had some poorly informed criticisms.
They got to him. He's scared.

724
00:44:32.211 --> 00:44:35.756
The President's a really nice guy
and a friend, but he's a simpleton.

725
00:44:36.131 --> 00:44:42.012
What I wonder, given their wobbles,
is do we just get upstream,

726
00:44:42.680 --> 00:44:49.645
leverage our hardware, software, data,
scale this up, and coup-out the U.S.?

727
00:44:51.689 --> 00:44:55.734
"Coup-out the U.S.?"
That's a pretty fat enchilada.

728
00:44:56.151 --> 00:44:59.446
I think I'll have an egg.

729
00:45:00.572 --> 00:45:03.784
A simple hen's egg <i>mit salz.</i> Yes.

730
00:45:03.951 --> 00:45:08.163
A coup, like, a coup d'etat coup?

731
00:45:09.123 --> 00:45:11.124
- The U.S.?
- It would be challenging.

732
00:45:11.125 --> 00:45:12.209
Yeah.

733
00:45:13.377 --> 00:45:16.880
"Techno-autocrats have stolen my NPR."
But then guess what?

734
00:45:17.172 --> 00:45:19.215
Schools are working, and crime's way down,

735
00:45:19.216 --> 00:45:21.676
and, oh, my God.
I think I like these guys?

736
00:45:21.677 --> 00:45:23.094
I think I wanna fuck these guys.

737
00:45:23.095 --> 00:45:25.138
And... And we're talking
about the U.S., right?

738
00:45:25.139 --> 00:45:28.350
With the military, the aircraft carriers,
the Marines, and--

739
00:45:28.642 --> 00:45:31.644
How do we take them on exactly?
We slap them with Soup's turbot?

740
00:45:31.645 --> 00:45:34.897
I'm... I'm pretty deeply embedded
in terms of hardware, software,

741
00:45:34.898 --> 00:45:37.443
- payment rails, wages.
- Yeah. Right.

742
00:45:37.818 --> 00:45:40.278
What military operational capability

743
00:45:40.279 --> 00:45:42.865
does the U.S. state have
absent our co-operation?

744
00:45:43.240 --> 00:45:44.365
If we went bad goblin?

745
00:45:44.366 --> 00:45:46.368
If I pulled the plug?
Opened the back door?

746
00:45:46.535 --> 00:45:48.162
Nothing flies, nothing moves.

747
00:45:48.454 --> 00:45:51.456
Uncle Sam is left with a few unpaid grunts
and their pea-shooters.

748
00:45:51.457 --> 00:45:53.750
Yeah, we'd swarm them with their own kill
drones in 20 minutes.

749
00:45:53.751 --> 00:45:57.128
Say, us plus Mike, Roddy on the inside,
Sam, Jerry, and D.?

750
00:45:57.129 --> 00:45:58.255
God!

751
00:45:59.965 --> 00:46:01.133
- This could happen.
- Yeah.

752
00:46:01.258 --> 00:46:02.508
Like, we could actually do this.

753
00:46:02.509 --> 00:46:05.887
Shall I call NSA Roddy? He's spicy.
I have a direct line to the White House.

754
00:46:05.888 --> 00:46:07.598
Everyone has a direct line
to the White House.

755
00:46:07.765 --> 00:46:08.890
You just need to have a phone.

756
00:46:08.891 --> 00:46:10.601
I have a very direct line
to the White House.

757
00:46:10.726 --> 00:46:12.186
- It goes straight through.
- Randall,

758
00:46:13.270 --> 00:46:15.980
- would you consider taking a role as--
- I would not want to act as president,

759
00:46:15.981 --> 00:46:17.107
even interim.

760
00:46:17.566 --> 00:46:20.318
No? But you... you never got
your flowers, really.

761
00:46:20.319 --> 00:46:22.446
I've had my flowers.
I feel very well recognized.

762
00:46:22.571 --> 00:46:26.366
No, no, no, no, no.
What, I want a library named after me?

763
00:46:27.451 --> 00:46:30.077
- No. Don't wanna be president.
- Let us cook.

764
00:46:30.078 --> 00:46:32.538
And we're sure we'd be better
at running the world?

765
00:46:32.539 --> 00:46:35.541
'Cause, Randall, I do think
you're boiling an egg with no water.

766
00:46:35.542 --> 00:46:38.504
I have other concerns right now, Jeff.

767
00:46:39.296 --> 00:46:43.425
Marcus Aurelius
never had to boil his own egg.

768
00:46:43.884 --> 00:46:46.261
I... I don't know, did he?
You grew up with him, right?

769
00:46:48.263 --> 00:46:49.556
Souperman? What's...

770
00:46:49.848 --> 00:46:51.475
- Is there no water coming out?
- No.

771
00:46:57.022 --> 00:47:00.359
That's weird. There's no water.
Why is the-- The water's down?

772
00:47:00.484 --> 00:47:03.445
Shitty pressure in your,
low-ping defective home, Soups?

773
00:47:03.570 --> 00:47:06.323
No, no, no. It's not the pressure, Jeff.
The pressure is excellent.

774
00:47:06.532 --> 00:47:08.867
I get bruises when I take a shower.
Eighty PSI.

775
00:47:09.076 --> 00:47:11.703
Faucets like riot cannons.
No, there's something-- Is--

776
00:47:13.580 --> 00:47:15.165
Did they disconnect my water?

777
00:47:15.791 --> 00:47:18.085
Could be targeted.
Absolutely could be targeted.

778
00:47:18.210 --> 00:47:21.255
Yeah, yeah.
China is trying to dehydrate us.

779
00:47:21.380 --> 00:47:25.008
If I was China, would I be targeting
the smartest men in America?

780
00:47:28.679 --> 00:47:31.890
- "Yes, I would."
- Look, put it this way.

781
00:47:32.766 --> 00:47:37.771
Have the French got the Canadians
to tell the state to cut off my water?

782
00:47:37.980 --> 00:47:41.274
Is this because of the mayor of Paris?
Paula!

783
00:47:41.275 --> 00:47:44.486
Sorry. Can anyone hear
a high-pitched noise?

784
00:47:49.032 --> 00:47:51.535
Like one that you can't hear? Sub-audible?

785
00:47:53.412 --> 00:47:55.247
Because they have a frequency now

786
00:47:55.372 --> 00:47:57.708
that just straight out
makes you shit your pants.

787
00:47:58.333 --> 00:48:00.585
Really? Do you find
that they're playing that for you

788
00:48:00.586 --> 00:48:03.046
increasingly when you shop at CVS or...

789
00:48:03.213 --> 00:48:05.131
- What's that?
- You know, when you go to CVS

790
00:48:05.132 --> 00:48:06.884
- to get your meds and they forget--
- Fuck off.

791
00:48:07.801 --> 00:48:10.137
- No, dude, I'm... I'm... I'm--
- Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!

792
00:48:10.304 --> 00:48:11.722
Fuck off! Fuck off!

793
00:48:14.975 --> 00:48:18.352
I'm just... I'm... I'm... I'm being a...
a... a Brewster. I'm razzing.

794
00:48:18.353 --> 00:48:19.521
Guys!

795
00:48:21.899 --> 00:48:25.610
- How do we feel about all the glass?
- Too much? I wonder if I did too much.

796
00:48:25.611 --> 00:48:27.862
No, the Republican Guard are pissed.

797
00:48:27.863 --> 00:48:29.823
I would feel happier
away from all the glass.

798
00:48:29.948 --> 00:48:32.784
The literal Republican Guard?
Like, the Iranian one?

799
00:48:32.910 --> 00:48:36.038
What, you... you think they're in Utah?
Came for Sundance?

800
00:48:36.163 --> 00:48:37.246
Huge downside risk.

801
00:48:37.247 --> 00:48:40.541
Easy. Downstairs. We don't want
any shrapnel getting in the sliders.

802
00:48:40.542 --> 00:48:42.585
Let's go. Come on, come on, come on.

803
00:48:42.586 --> 00:48:45.047
There's a bunker downstairs.
Let's hunker in the bunker!

804
00:48:46.089 --> 00:48:49.176
I don't understand why we're walking
away from the sliders.

805
00:48:50.218 --> 00:48:55.098
- I just thought the one lane is shabby.
- Oh. Wow.

806
00:48:55.307 --> 00:48:58.809
Randy, did we say you for the Fed?
Or for Argentina, Souper?

807
00:48:58.810 --> 00:49:00.269
Or who's doing Argentina?

808
00:49:00.270 --> 00:49:04.650
I can handle the Fed.
Plus Argentina, Uruguay, and Paraguay.

809
00:49:04.858 --> 00:49:07.693
Wow. Yet you destroyed a chain
of regional coffee shops

810
00:49:07.694 --> 00:49:10.572
- in under six months?
- Running a...

811
00:49:10.989 --> 00:49:12.907
Running a country like Paraguay is easier

812
00:49:12.908 --> 00:49:15.410
than breaking into a mature
consumer sector, Jeff.

813
00:49:15.577 --> 00:49:18.997
Yeah, I would seriously rather fix
sub-Saharan Africa

814
00:49:19.247 --> 00:49:21.541
than launch a Sweetgreen challenger
in the current market.

815
00:49:22.376 --> 00:49:26.546
Maybe not too much fruit bowling,
in terms of the mechanism?

816
00:49:26.797 --> 00:49:28.548
That's a fruit. A melon is a fruit.

817
00:49:28.674 --> 00:49:30.968
All right. I mean, fuck it, I guess.

818
00:49:33.345 --> 00:49:35.346
The only thing to say is,

819
00:49:35.347 --> 00:49:40.018
do we think the Western Hemisphere
is a little meager?

820
00:49:40.143 --> 00:49:44.398
Kind of used up?
I mean, it's big, but what is it?

821
00:49:44.648 --> 00:49:49.820
Yeah, just an ass-load of Amazon boxes
chugging around '50s infrastructure.

822
00:49:50.612 --> 00:49:53.532
Bunch of cold burritos
getting DoorDashed to deadbeats.

823
00:49:53.991 --> 00:49:55.616
You coup-out Western Hemisphere,

824
00:49:55.617 --> 00:50:00.747
you hopscotch, Maghreb, Saudi, Iran. Asia?

825
00:50:01.289 --> 00:50:05.710
The CCP is a 500-pound gorilla,
in terms of our global protectorate.

826
00:50:05.711 --> 00:50:07.378
What are the strategic
and tactical weaknesses

827
00:50:07.379 --> 00:50:08.505
of the Chinese regime?

828
00:50:10.007 --> 00:50:12.009
Thinky, thinky, lovely thinky.

829
00:50:14.094 --> 00:50:15.095
Yes.

830
00:50:15.595 --> 00:50:19.725
Can I just say,
this is just way fucking cool.

831
00:50:20.350 --> 00:50:23.436
I mean, I wanted us
to have a nice weekend and events,

832
00:50:23.437 --> 00:50:25.230
you know, I mean, turned a little dark.

833
00:50:26.064 --> 00:50:27.983
But if we take down China,

834
00:50:28.859 --> 00:50:32.028
end the nation state.
Now, we're making memories.

835
00:50:32.029 --> 00:50:35.364
Yeah, it's so much better to do
one big upgrade on the whole world

836
00:50:35.365 --> 00:50:38.367
than walking around with fucking patches,
"Solving malaria."

837
00:50:38.368 --> 00:50:40.411
Yeah. "Oh, I'm an old man
and I solved malaria."

838
00:50:40.412 --> 00:50:41.829
"Here, loads more Africans."

839
00:50:41.830 --> 00:50:44.207
"Thanks for all the extra Africans,
really loving those!"

840
00:50:44.499 --> 00:50:47.044
We're here, guys. We're here.

841
00:50:47.753 --> 00:50:53.759
We literally have the resources,
the mental capacity, the foresight to--

842
00:50:54.134 --> 00:50:57.845
Well, it would be ludicrous to say
to "take over the world,"

843
00:50:57.846 --> 00:51:03.018
but in layman's terms,
to take over the world.

844
00:51:03.977 --> 00:51:08.190
Get the rare earth minerals moving,
stop the shilly-shallying, Jeff,

845
00:51:08.482 --> 00:51:12.234
Ven, little cooperation, unleash the AIs.

846
00:51:12.235 --> 00:51:15.822
We could honestly get post-human
in half a decade.

847
00:51:16.948 --> 00:51:20.951
Eternal life of endless comfort
for trillions.

848
00:51:20.952 --> 00:51:22.329
Classic weekend.

849
00:51:22.954 --> 00:51:24.455
And nanotech, Randy?

850
00:51:24.456 --> 00:51:26.540
Does that really open the door
to smallification?

851
00:51:26.541 --> 00:51:29.502
Ten minutes after
we get artificial general intelligence,

852
00:51:29.503 --> 00:51:31.630
we will have nano-folk, period.

853
00:51:31.880 --> 00:51:34.591
My God, we can all get tiny
and live inside each other.

854
00:51:35.592 --> 00:51:38.344
I know you're kidding,
but one of us has to stay big, right?

855
00:51:38.345 --> 00:51:40.304
- If we're all going to live inside...
- Yeah, I stay big.

856
00:51:40.305 --> 00:51:42.390
- ...someone else, right?
- I stay big

857
00:51:42.516 --> 00:51:44.518
and you guys
and Sabre all live inside me.

858
00:51:44.810 --> 00:51:48.813
Oh, man, that's living the dream, dude.
Us living in your bowels? Thank you.

859
00:51:48.814 --> 00:51:50.232
- Okay. Yeah.
- Ven,

860
00:51:50.398 --> 00:51:55.445
I'm getting messaged to ask if you know
that the EU is going to block you?

861
00:51:55.779 --> 00:51:58.531
Is France gonna send their top tech guys
to come for me,

862
00:51:58.532 --> 00:52:00.367
when they get back from fucking lunch?

863
00:52:00.492 --> 00:52:01.952
Maybe we tit-for-tat.

864
00:52:02.536 --> 00:52:04.579
Take down Western Europe
as a show of force?

865
00:52:04.913 --> 00:52:10.627
- What, grids? Yeah, you could. A brownout?
- Easy peasy.

866
00:52:11.628 --> 00:52:16.466
The great thing about me is that
I know everyone and I can do everything.

867
00:52:19.010 --> 00:52:26.935
- Rolling brownout. Rolling brownout.
- Rolling brownout. Rolling brownout.

868
00:52:27.060 --> 00:52:29.270
- Rolling brownout.
- Rolling brownout. Now, wait.

869
00:52:29.271 --> 00:52:30.980
- Here we go.
- Is France the one?

870
00:52:30.981 --> 00:52:34.734
Or Belgium. Those chocolatey assholes.

871
00:52:34.985 --> 00:52:36.862
Hey, Grandpa, your light is on.

872
00:52:37.779 --> 00:52:41.366
Now, one thing we should probably discuss
is people's mental health.

873
00:52:41.575 --> 00:52:42.951
- Yeah?
- I mean,

874
00:52:43.618 --> 00:52:46.412
just as AI takes all the employment ops

875
00:52:46.413 --> 00:52:50.291
and money withers,
singularity by Christmas.

876
00:52:50.292 --> 00:52:52.878
You want people going fully-online
in good mental health.

877
00:52:53.628 --> 00:52:56.673
Oh, my God. Soups, are you pitching?

878
00:52:56.798 --> 00:53:00.135
Well, I'm just saying, Jeff is in,
and right now might be a really great time

879
00:53:00.302 --> 00:53:05.764
- for some smart investors to drop a b-nut.
- Jeff's in on Slowzo?

880
00:53:05.765 --> 00:53:07.601
- No. No, I... I said...
- Jeff's in?

881
00:53:07.726 --> 00:53:10.978
...that I would look at a deck.
This is incredibly sweaty, Soups.

882
00:53:10.979 --> 00:53:12.314
I'm... I'm just excited.

883
00:53:12.480 --> 00:53:14.481
- And you actually, you know--
- How are you gonna juggle

884
00:53:14.482 --> 00:53:16.817
a meditation app
and being President of Argentina?

885
00:53:16.818 --> 00:53:18.694
- It's a lifestyle super-app...
- Oh, okay.

886
00:53:18.695 --> 00:53:21.364
...and we're looking into
posture correction, therapy,

887
00:53:21.615 --> 00:53:22.741
and a brand-new color.

888
00:53:22.908 --> 00:53:24.241
- A brand-new color?
- Yeah.

889
00:53:24.242 --> 00:53:27.537
Oh, my God, yeah, okay, I'm in.
What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

890
00:53:28.997 --> 00:53:33.043
Hey, did you bang your head
in your super slippery home?

891
00:53:33.668 --> 00:53:35.462
- Ven?
- Yeah?

892
00:53:36.004 --> 00:53:39.298
Board Chair Janine flew in,
is at the bottom gate

893
00:53:39.299 --> 00:53:42.886
and is asking for access. What's the play?

894
00:53:44.596 --> 00:53:46.722
She probably just came to say,
"Thank you, Mr. Venis,

895
00:53:46.723 --> 00:53:48.141
for making engagement go boom-boom."

896
00:53:56.149 --> 00:54:01.029
- I'm gonna rub one out before my meet.
- Good move. Tactical cum-shedding.

897
00:54:01.905 --> 00:54:04.908
- Smart.
- I sent some messages.

898
00:54:05.283 --> 00:54:06.993
The Argentinians are ready.

899
00:54:08.370 --> 00:54:11.330
Can I just say,
this is all happening incredibly quickly,

900
00:54:11.331 --> 00:54:13.083
just in terms of my rise to power.

901
00:54:13.625 --> 00:54:17.837
Even just to talk to my parents
would be great. Fuck. Wild.

902
00:54:18.755 --> 00:54:20.799
You're on, Eva Perón.

903
00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:35.814
Buenos Aires! This is Mountainhead.
Do you receive? I'm Hugo Van Yalk.

904
00:54:37.399 --> 00:54:39.609
So, who's who of the coup?

905
00:54:58.336 --> 00:54:59.838
How was that? Good guys?

906
00:55:00.547 --> 00:55:02.882
Intense guys.
We really got into it, you know?

907
00:55:03.341 --> 00:55:06.511
Radical transparency playbook.
All relatively straightforward, but yeah.

908
00:55:07.554 --> 00:55:09.596
Did you know
nine Latin American presidents

909
00:55:09.597 --> 00:55:11.308
have been assassinated since the war?

910
00:55:14.477 --> 00:55:15.478
Janine?

911
00:55:16.062 --> 00:55:18.356
Yeah, board troubles.
Janine told my Misha.

912
00:55:19.107 --> 00:55:23.778
- Big board, big rumbles.
- Okay. Brownout. Grid down in Belgium.

913
00:55:25.530 --> 00:55:28.615
I mean, you've interfered with what,
30% of the electrical output?

914
00:55:28.616 --> 00:55:30.409
Even with back-up generators,

915
00:55:30.410 --> 00:55:34.247
there'll be some ICU incubators
hurting somewhere.

916
00:55:34.539 --> 00:55:35.664
Gee, let's hope so.

917
00:55:35.665 --> 00:55:38.251
Yeah, gotta show those little
three-pounders who's boss, huh?

918
00:55:39.294 --> 00:55:41.796
What's she saying? She looks pissed.

919
00:55:42.464 --> 00:55:46.092
Yeah, right. Like they're gonna touch him.

920
00:55:49.554 --> 00:55:51.056
I don't like to be threatened.

921
00:55:51.681 --> 00:55:54.767
Okay, no one is threatening you,
but as I understand it,

922
00:55:54.768 --> 00:55:58.772
about ten minutes after we turn it on,
his BILTER AI can just,

923
00:55:59.230 --> 00:56:03.234
if people want, if they want,
tell everyone what's real and what's not.

924
00:56:04.277 --> 00:56:08.573
Fine. If that is a feature that people
are interested in, it's fine. I have...

925
00:56:10.658 --> 00:56:13.411
a deal. Jeff wants to make a deal.
It's just timeline.

926
00:56:15.830 --> 00:56:17.040
- Berry?
- Yeah?

927
00:56:18.124 --> 00:56:20.085
- Get me Sabre here.
- Okay.

928
00:56:20.210 --> 00:56:21.669
- We good?
- We're good.

929
00:56:22.045 --> 00:56:23.088
Thank you.

930
00:57:04.421 --> 00:57:06.756
- Hey.
- Hi. I'll bring him right out.

931
00:57:11.302 --> 00:57:13.847
You did explain that we're pushing his nap
by an hour or two?

932
00:57:15.056 --> 00:57:16.223
- Yeah.
- Is he happy?

933
00:57:16.224 --> 00:57:17.559
- Yeah.
- 'Cause he can counter.

934
00:57:17.684 --> 00:57:20.395
- I'm open to a counter. Hey.
- Okay. There you go.

935
00:57:21.146 --> 00:57:23.022
Hi. Yeah.

936
00:57:26.276 --> 00:57:28.611
- Hey, can you give me some space?
- Sure.

937
00:57:31.156 --> 00:57:33.867
Hi. I was going nuts,
but Daddy's gonna be okay.

938
00:57:35.410 --> 00:57:36.619
I'm doing it all for you.

939
00:57:42.083 --> 00:57:43.168
That's nice, isn't it?

940
00:57:45.837 --> 00:57:46.838
I mean, it's sweet.

941
00:57:51.009 --> 00:57:53.094
Guys? Yo.

942
00:57:54.179 --> 00:57:55.180
- Hey.
- Hey.

943
00:57:55.722 --> 00:57:56.806
Come check this out.

944
00:57:57.682 --> 00:57:58.683
Oh, man.

945
00:58:00.768 --> 00:58:01.978
Are those my chess pieces?

946
00:58:03.021 --> 00:58:04.439
Dude, this is kind of sad.

947
00:58:06.107 --> 00:58:09.194
- I mean, it's better than nothing.
- Is it?

948
00:58:12.363 --> 00:58:14.657
- Isn't it?
- It's fine.

949
00:58:25.627 --> 00:58:28.463
- Say, "Bye, Dada." Okay.
- Wait. Hold on.

950
00:58:30.673 --> 00:58:31.674
Hey.

951
00:58:33.927 --> 00:58:35.386
Thank you for coming to say hi to Daddy.

952
00:58:48.024 --> 00:58:50.985
Guys, this is the worst
I've ever seen him, I think.

953
00:58:56.574 --> 00:58:58.493
Okay, he's picked a fight with a tree.

954
00:58:58.618 --> 00:59:01.370
Yeah. It looks like
we got ourselves a tree fight.

955
00:59:01.371 --> 00:59:02.455
It’s smart.

956
00:59:03.790 --> 00:59:05.416
Gotta have a release. Very smart.

957
00:59:12.423 --> 00:59:13.424
Fuck.

958
00:59:35.905 --> 00:59:39.742
Hey, Papa Bear, you... you got a minute?

959
00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:43.079
Come on down, Jeffrey! Join the fun!

960
00:59:48.042 --> 00:59:49.043
You think Ven's okay?

961
00:59:51.129 --> 00:59:52.714
So, you are not going to do a deal?

962
00:59:54.799 --> 00:59:57.342
I mean, it's a little galling
for me to pimp my baby

963
00:59:57.343 --> 01:00:00.804
because Ven got strung out
and went live with a janky model.

964
01:00:00.805 --> 01:00:03.600
Because if you did,
I think he could get us there.

965
01:00:04.183 --> 01:00:06.185
Your BILTER AI, his compute.

966
01:00:06.686 --> 01:00:09.856
- He could get us post-human in five.
- In five.

967
01:00:10.607 --> 01:00:12.024
- Cool. Yeah, maybe.
- Yes.

968
01:00:12.025 --> 01:00:15.486
So, all our bodies hung up
on clotheslines doing Stairmasters?

969
01:00:15.987 --> 01:00:20.198
Us just like electrons squirting
round the grid?

970
01:00:20.199 --> 01:00:23.411
- Exactly.
- Yeah. You stiff, Papa Bear?

971
01:00:26.456 --> 01:00:27.665
You know I love him like a brother.

972
01:00:28.291 --> 01:00:31.919
But first principles, I'm on the rise,
he's a melting iceberg.

973
01:00:33.004 --> 01:00:35.340
And the update is a Hail Mary.

974
01:00:36.674 --> 01:00:38.509
Just keeping our timber dry, yeah?

975
01:00:39.218 --> 01:00:40.845
- Papa Bear level.
- Sure.

976
01:00:42.555 --> 01:00:45.224
You're worried about him, right?
I mean, all the scratching,

977
01:00:45.558 --> 01:00:50.229
the vampire hours, us living inside him.
Remember that part?

978
01:00:51.189 --> 01:00:52.940
Him cage fighting a tree?

979
01:00:54.942 --> 01:00:57.069
You're good for him.
You know, you keep him straight,

980
01:00:57.070 --> 01:01:01.699
intellectually, morally,
but you're not gonna be around forever.

981
01:01:04.452 --> 01:01:05.453
And...

982
01:01:06.704 --> 01:01:11.000
I-- Just when you go, I am... I'm worried.

983
01:01:12.835 --> 01:01:13.836
And...

984
01:01:15.254 --> 01:01:17.590
Before Venis pushes things, war crimes...

985
01:01:19.550 --> 01:01:22.762
I think you, or we, talk to folks.

986
01:01:24.722 --> 01:01:25.765
Such as?

987
01:01:29.852 --> 01:01:34.440
Such as maybe we talk to his board.

988
01:01:39.362 --> 01:01:45.910
Little board combo might be--
Maybe Ven just takes a week

989
01:01:46.786 --> 01:01:50.873
or a month or six months,
a couple of years.

990
01:01:52.333 --> 01:01:54.085
You were his first investor, Randall.

991
01:01:54.961 --> 01:01:58.256
You go out
knowing you did the right thing.

992
01:02:00.049 --> 01:02:02.760
And I believe in it all. I really do.

993
01:02:02.969 --> 01:02:06.972
Bootstrap to a corporate monarchy,
cyber-state it to the singularity.

994
01:02:06.973 --> 01:02:08.307
Eat the chaos.

995
01:02:09.142 --> 01:02:15.565
But right now, we are having a lot of fun
with the dollars in our houses and bodies.

996
01:02:18.109 --> 01:02:19.402
The nation state.

997
01:02:21.237 --> 01:02:24.073
What if the old girl's
got another 20 left in her, yeah?

998
01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:27.076
They're not all Neanderthals in DC.

999
01:02:28.202 --> 01:02:31.664
We could keep them tight.
It's good eatings and rich pickings.

1000
01:02:34.167 --> 01:02:35.584
- This is just Brewster talk.
- Sure.

1001
01:02:35.585 --> 01:02:37.712
- Sure, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah.
- It's just-- Yeah.

1002
01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:42.090
Ven steps back,
whoever you help choose slides in.

1003
01:02:42.091 --> 01:02:43.467
- Okay.
- Cools things down,

1004
01:02:43.468 --> 01:02:46.012
and then we're drinking piña coladas,
watching the market rally.

1005
01:02:47.388 --> 01:02:49.807
- It could be good. Yeah.
- Let me think. Let me think.

1006
01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:55.563
Sorry, this is... this might be Hester.

1007
01:02:58.024 --> 01:02:59.025
Yeah, Lena.

1008
01:03:01.861 --> 01:03:02.861
Oh, man. Shit.

1009
01:03:02.862 --> 01:03:08.075
Yeah, things are getting out of hand,
Randy. I think Hester's in trouble.

1010
01:03:08.284 --> 01:03:12.997
Lena. Can we just get two guys on Hester?

1011
01:03:13.372 --> 01:03:15.333
Eyes on her all the time?

1012
01:03:16.584 --> 01:03:20.254
Just so I know she's okay.
Just very discreet.

1013
01:03:20.963 --> 01:03:22.882
Just for personal safety. It's not creepy.

1014
01:03:36.229 --> 01:03:38.146
It's very interesting
about the power station,

1015
01:03:38.147 --> 01:03:41.651
but I think that I'd like to go back
to what I was talking about,

1016
01:03:41.818 --> 01:03:43.194
which is Slowzo.

1017
01:03:43.402 --> 01:03:45.403
We're in the process of a giant upheaval,

1018
01:03:45.404 --> 01:03:48.698
in terms of big investments,
you might want to be a part of that.

1019
01:03:48.699 --> 01:03:49.784
It has a new color.

1020
01:03:49.909 --> 01:03:53.246
You'd have a very relaxed population,
a very docile population.

1021
01:03:53.579 --> 01:03:55.288
- Sorry, I'm getting sidetracked--
- Souper,

1022
01:03:55.289 --> 01:03:57.083
may I speak with you privately, please?

1023
01:03:59.961 --> 01:04:02.045
Five. Cinco. Yeah, guys?

1024
01:04:02.046 --> 01:04:05.466
And then I've got some really exciting
ideas about your public sector pensions.

1025
01:04:10.429 --> 01:04:11.848
How are you doing?

1026
01:04:12.431 --> 01:04:15.100
Yeah, good.
I feel good about Argentina.

1027
01:04:15.101 --> 01:04:17.645
We're talking about using a pop star
as my front man.

1028
01:04:17.770 --> 01:04:20.898
They want me to invest in a power station,
which seems a little--

1029
01:04:21.023 --> 01:04:24.527
Because I think we need to come up
with a plan to kill Jeff.

1030
01:04:27.905 --> 01:04:32.159
- I'm sorry, what the fuck?
- Well, obviously not kill Jeff.

1031
01:04:32.952 --> 01:04:36.581
That's just a "galaxy brain" move
is to kill Jeff.

1032
01:04:37.373 --> 01:04:41.085
So, we should work back from there
and find a solution

1033
01:04:41.335 --> 01:04:44.004
that has the same outcome as killing Jeff,

1034
01:04:44.005 --> 01:04:46.756
that obviously doesn't involve
the killing of Jeff.

1035
01:04:46.757 --> 01:04:49.092
- Right.
- "Killing Jeff" is just a placeholder.

1036
01:04:49.093 --> 01:04:52.305
I'm obviously not talking
about literally killing Jeff.

1037
01:04:52.972 --> 01:04:55.892
Right, right. Right, of course, yeah.

1038
01:04:56.559 --> 01:05:00.521
And where did you--
How did you come to this?

1039
01:05:00.646 --> 01:05:04.065
Right, well, he is a traitor.
And he wants to stop the future

1040
01:05:04.066 --> 01:05:06.903
and someone needs to stop him
from being...

1041
01:05:07.904 --> 01:05:10.156
Well, basically from being.

1042
01:05:10.948 --> 01:05:13.992
And so I was thinking,
how do you stop someone from being?

1043
01:05:13.993 --> 01:05:17.370
Well, maybe you scoop out their brain

1044
01:05:17.371 --> 01:05:20.207
and put it in a box
and shoot it into orbit.

1045
01:05:21.125 --> 01:05:23.002
These are the things
that I was considering.

1046
01:05:26.255 --> 01:05:27.256
Can I be honest?

1047
01:05:29.216 --> 01:05:30.676
This is very disturbing to me.

1048
01:05:30.968 --> 01:05:34.804
He wants Venis's board to push him out
and he wants to share his AI toolset

1049
01:05:34.805 --> 01:05:36.724
with the government so they can regulate.

1050
01:05:37.099 --> 01:05:40.853
He is a decel with crazy P doom
and zero risk tolerance.

1051
01:05:40.978 --> 01:05:42.605
Okay, but couldn't you just talk to him?

1052
01:05:42.939 --> 01:05:46.943
Maybe. But the four sigma IQ move
is take him out.

1053
01:05:47.443 --> 01:05:49.111
Come on, man.

1054
01:05:50.655 --> 01:05:54.867
I wanted us to have a really nice weekend.
Now we're gonna kill Jeff?

1055
01:05:56.077 --> 01:05:57.827
- Hey, I got your message. What's going on?
- Hello.

1056
01:05:57.828 --> 01:05:59.747
Come on. Hold on to your hat, cowboy.

1057
01:06:00.581 --> 01:06:02.625
- Come on in.
- Sorry, is this your room?

1058
01:06:03.167 --> 01:06:06.337
No. I mean, yeah, it is,
but it's bigger than it looks.

1059
01:06:06.462 --> 01:06:09.214
- In what sense?
- Technically, it's the biggest room

1060
01:06:09.215 --> 01:06:10.758
- in the house.
- Did you room-cuck yourself?

1061
01:06:10.925 --> 01:06:12.426
Randy wants to kill Jeff.

1062
01:06:12.635 --> 01:06:14.344
- No! No, no, no, no, no.
- What?

1063
01:06:14.345 --> 01:06:20.017
I'm just outlining ways of stopping Jeff
with absolutely no priors.

1064
01:06:21.268 --> 01:06:22.436
Tell me more.

1065
01:06:22.728 --> 01:06:25.481
He is planning
to have your board push you out.

1066
01:06:28.275 --> 01:06:29.986
You are fucking kidding.

1067
01:06:30.152 --> 01:06:34.198
He will never sell.
He is a decelerationist and a snake.

1068
01:06:34.740 --> 01:06:39.620
And, Soups, he lied to you
about investing in Slowzo, for leverage.

1069
01:06:39.954 --> 01:06:43.082
He wants to stop a new world
from being born.

1070
01:06:43.457 --> 01:06:46.669
- So?
- So, I was thinking, I thought,

1071
01:06:46.794 --> 01:06:52.007
if he was gone,
we can figure out how later,

1072
01:06:52.008 --> 01:06:56.971
if he was gone, his team, Misha and Jamal,
they're smart. They get it.

1073
01:06:57.847 --> 01:07:00.849
- If he was suddenly gone...
- Misha would back you.

1074
01:07:00.850 --> 01:07:05.354
- Well...
- Experience, status, stature, smarts.

1075
01:07:06.063 --> 01:07:11.235
Get your hands on Jeff's AI, yes?
With your infrastructure? Boom.

1076
01:07:11.569 --> 01:07:12.777
- AGI.
- God!

1077
01:07:12.778 --> 01:07:15.364
Boom. Nano. Biotech, life extension.

1078
01:07:15.489 --> 01:07:16.656
- Oh, my...
- Money withers,

1079
01:07:16.657 --> 01:07:20.619
computers host the minds of billions
of fully-realized sentient beings.

1080
01:07:20.870 --> 01:07:22.872
- Okay.
- But just, as we blue-sky,

1081
01:07:23.956 --> 01:07:28.252
aren't there other ways to get rid of him?
Like, an open letter?

1082
01:07:28.419 --> 01:07:30.129
What's more of an open letter
than killing him?

1083
01:07:30.421 --> 01:07:32.840
I'm sorry, Randall, you're--
We're saying not killing him.

1084
01:07:34.216 --> 01:07:39.638
My mind is totally open.
But he would never allow this,

1085
01:07:39.805 --> 01:07:42.183
nor would his corporate structures
while alive.

1086
01:07:43.267 --> 01:07:45.936
He also threatened to go public
about the Manibesto

1087
01:07:46.520 --> 01:07:48.939
and the "frosted Pop-Tart of Paolo Alto."

1088
01:07:50.608 --> 01:07:51.608
Yeah?

1089
01:07:51.609 --> 01:07:54.236
So, we jerked on a Pop-Tart
and Souper ate it. What's the big deal?

1090
01:07:55.196 --> 01:07:56.864
Of course. No biggie.

1091
01:08:04.205 --> 01:08:06.332
However, I do feel that if...

1092
01:08:07.041 --> 01:08:11.252
you know, a networked utopia
of unlimited freedom and life

1093
01:08:11.253 --> 01:08:15.215
were being held hostage
by one individual,

1094
01:08:15.216 --> 01:08:19.804
then perhaps he should be,
as you say, place-holdered.

1095
01:08:20.262 --> 01:08:25.559
I mean, what would you call someone
who tried to stop the advent of what,

1096
01:08:26.352 --> 01:08:29.563
by any traditional definition,
you would have to call heaven?

1097
01:08:29.855 --> 01:08:30.856
A dick.

1098
01:08:31.023 --> 01:08:33.317
One old-fashioned word
would be "the devil."

1099
01:08:35.986 --> 01:08:40.741
- We are definitely white hat.
- Okay. I can see the logic.

1100
01:08:40.866 --> 01:08:44.953
And just to say it out loud,
killing someone's hella fucking cool.

1101
01:08:44.954 --> 01:08:46.371
Killing someone is badass.

1102
01:08:46.372 --> 01:08:48.833
- It is primal.
- It's primal as fuck.

1103
01:08:49.416 --> 01:08:51.961
"I don't like you. You are a problem."

1104
01:08:52.419 --> 01:08:53.462
- "Goodbye."
- Yeah.

1105
01:08:57.424 --> 01:09:00.302
- What about moral issues?
- Randall? Moral issues? Any?

1106
01:09:01.053 --> 01:09:02.554
Well, yes, of course.

1107
01:09:02.555 --> 01:09:07.225
In terms of natural law,
or even common law,

1108
01:09:07.226 --> 01:09:13.440
it's essentially global self-defense,
but in a Platonic or a Kantian sense,

1109
01:09:14.066 --> 01:09:17.111
the categorical imperative
is for us to do our duty, so...

1110
01:09:17.778 --> 01:09:19.864
I think that might be
a misreading of Kant.

1111
01:09:20.239 --> 01:09:25.244
Oh, yeah? Because I take Kant
really fucking seriously!

1112
01:09:30.082 --> 01:09:31.917
On utilitarian grounds,

1113
01:09:32.585 --> 01:09:37.131
if we agree that the greatest happiness
for the greatest number

1114
01:09:37.256 --> 01:09:41.010
occurs in the absence of Jeff,
then logically the question is not

1115
01:09:41.177 --> 01:09:43.929
why would we kill Jeff,
but why wouldn't we?

1116
01:09:44.847 --> 01:09:49.726
If we are serious about eliminating Jeff,
I think, morally,

1117
01:09:49.727 --> 01:09:53.479
I personally would have to be able
to prove on first principles

1118
01:09:53.480 --> 01:09:56.567
that his death would save
a net multiplicity of future lives.

1119
01:09:56.734 --> 01:09:59.361
- Can we run a model?
- Brian is fast.

1120
01:09:59.904 --> 01:10:01.322
Yes, but discreet.

1121
01:10:02.031 --> 01:10:06.452
Model it not for Jeff but for some
fungible human asset identical to Jeff.

1122
01:10:08.913 --> 01:10:09.914
You know what?

1123
01:10:12.583 --> 01:10:13.876
The more I think about it,

1124
01:10:14.460 --> 01:10:18.254
- this is really fucking cool.
- It's really not even that hard.

1125
01:10:18.255 --> 01:10:21.466
- Humans are very fragile.
- And I'm full Krav Maga.

1126
01:10:21.467 --> 01:10:23.928
You know, you can break
someone's neck like a pretzel.

1127
01:10:24.678 --> 01:10:28.097
He doesn't even really care about the,
in fact, relatively few people

1128
01:10:28.098 --> 01:10:30.559
- who are getting burned.
- Who may or may not even exist.

1129
01:10:30.851 --> 01:10:32.770
Now, are we at all worried

1130
01:10:33.145 --> 01:10:36.899
if we got him killed that,
like, and this crazy talk,

1131
01:10:37.316 --> 01:10:41.527
but could, like, you know,
a policeman from Snowbird drive up here

1132
01:10:41.528 --> 01:10:45.531
in his police car, like...
And be all like, "What's this?"

1133
01:10:45.532 --> 01:10:49.245
That would-- I know it would never happen,
but that's what's in my head.

1134
01:10:51.163 --> 01:10:52.164
What about a pardon?

1135
01:10:52.456 --> 01:10:54.207
I think we could get
a presidential pardon.

1136
01:10:54.208 --> 01:10:58.963
- What about a pre-pardon?
- Yes. I think we could get pre-pardoned.

1137
01:10:59.630 --> 01:11:03.259
Could we call...
could you reach out to NSA Roddy?

1138
01:11:03.634 --> 01:11:05.636
Let's call Dave and just simply be like,

1139
01:11:06.553 --> 01:11:08.638
"Look, Dave,
we're thinking of killing a guy."

1140
01:11:08.639 --> 01:11:11.725
- Yeah.
- Yeah. No. No, we say... we say,

1141
01:11:12.226 --> 01:11:16.396
"We're reaching out because we see a path
through this current situation,

1142
01:11:16.397 --> 01:11:19.732
but it, you know,
requires an extra-judicial execution."

1143
01:11:19.733 --> 01:11:21.277
"Is that a matter you could help us with?"

1144
01:11:21.402 --> 01:11:22.903
Yeah, Dave will get that.

1145
01:11:23.153 --> 01:11:29.076
And, assuming this models well,
how do we, like, you know...

1146
01:11:31.203 --> 01:11:32.371
"get the job done"?

1147
01:11:32.871 --> 01:11:37.417
The straightest line,
three armed thugs in a wet room.

1148
01:11:37.418 --> 01:11:40.129
Yes, shoot him
and get all the blood out of him,

1149
01:11:40.337 --> 01:11:44.132
just, you know, in terms of,
if he were to be flown to Montana,

1150
01:11:44.133 --> 01:11:47.469
re-upped in a clinic.
Mash his brain in a nutribullet...

1151
01:11:47.761 --> 01:11:51.348
- We could drink it.
- Souper. Come on, man.

1152
01:11:52.266 --> 01:11:54.935
- Yeah, let's...
- Sorry, it was a spicy one.

1153
01:11:55.311 --> 01:11:59.481
And just to same page it, afterwards,
what would our... our story be,

1154
01:11:59.690 --> 01:12:01.065
- so to speak?
- I think the official story

1155
01:12:01.066 --> 01:12:04.111
should just be, you know, "He died."

1156
01:12:04.737 --> 01:12:08.449
- It's true. He died. I like it. He died.
- "What happened to Jeff?" "Jeff died."

1157
01:12:08.657 --> 01:12:11.702
- Well...
- Obviously, people will ask how.

1158
01:12:11.910 --> 01:12:14.872
- Suddenly.
- Okay. If we step this out,

1159
01:12:15.497 --> 01:12:20.294
if the numbers work, the guys kill Jeff.
We announce, "He died, suddenly."

1160
01:12:20.961 --> 01:12:24.464
We fly to Argentina, Dubai, Singapore,

1161
01:12:24.465 --> 01:12:27.593
and helm the rest of the crisis
from a seven-star?

1162
01:12:28.427 --> 01:12:30.137
I can control the narrative with Traam.

1163
01:12:30.846 --> 01:12:34.058
- Yeah, right.
- I'm sorry, can he fucking see us?

1164
01:12:34.600 --> 01:12:36.393
Come on. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me.

1165
01:12:39.605 --> 01:12:42.815
Soups, do you have any security
that you could task?

1166
01:12:42.816 --> 01:12:45.568
I mean, you know, that's a big...

1167
01:12:45.569 --> 01:12:48.530
I mean, "Will you kill person X?"
That's a big ask.

1168
01:12:48.947 --> 01:12:52.493
You know, and if they say no,
then it's a whole 'nother story.

1169
01:12:54.119 --> 01:12:57.956
In terms of Aurelian stoicism,
and legal simplicity,

1170
01:12:58.582 --> 01:13:02.711
the Nietzschean thing would be
to do it ourselves.

1171
01:13:03.379 --> 01:13:04.380
- Us?
- Yeah.

1172
01:13:04.546 --> 01:13:07.924
Disintermediate it, yes, because Soups,
you said that you could snap him

1173
01:13:07.925 --> 01:13:10.259
- like a pretzel.
- No, no, I said in theory,

1174
01:13:10.260 --> 01:13:14.097
theoretically, I could snap him like a--
Anyone can snap anybody like a pretzel,

1175
01:13:14.098 --> 01:13:16.974
but guys, I don't know about us,
what are we talking...

1176
01:13:16.975 --> 01:13:18.685
It would have to be brutal and swift.

1177
01:13:19.311 --> 01:13:22.439
This is real. Is this--
I mean, is this in theory?

1178
01:13:22.564 --> 01:13:23.857
You know, a thing that happens...

1179
01:13:24.733 --> 01:13:28.487
A thing that I was actually concerned
about here is a slip and a fall.

1180
01:13:28.695 --> 01:13:31.490
Which is-- This house, no,
it's not slippery.

1181
01:13:31.698 --> 01:13:34.701
- Why do people keep saying that?
- A little wine. Some shrooms.

1182
01:13:35.369 --> 01:13:39.455
Pops out, out of a k-hole,
little shove, hello, American utopia!

1183
01:13:39.456 --> 01:13:40.958
- Very easy.
- How about this?

1184
01:13:41.333 --> 01:13:45.212
Why don't we just eat some cheese,
do Molly, think it over?

1185
01:13:45.337 --> 01:13:46.546
We might not even need to mean to.

1186
01:13:46.547 --> 01:13:48.882
This could be a genuine accident
that we just don't stop.

1187
01:13:49.091 --> 01:13:51.343
That is an excellent way
to conceptualize it.

1188
01:13:51.885 --> 01:13:55.889
- Guys, I don't necessarily...
- Hey, guys, poker!

1189
01:13:56.348 --> 01:13:57.808
- Come on. Let's do some drugs.
- Soups.

1190
01:13:57.933 --> 01:14:00.352
- I wanna get fucked up!
- Soups, huh? Yes?

1191
01:14:01.270 --> 01:14:06.567
Come on, come on.
Winner takes all, loser has a fall.

1192
01:14:29.173 --> 01:14:31.341
Good night, ladies. Night, Paula.

1193
01:14:52.279 --> 01:14:55.115
Randall, this is-- Have you seen Mexico?

1194
01:14:56.533 --> 01:14:59.619
People are being named as informants
who aren't informants.

1195
01:14:59.620 --> 01:15:02.372
And then they're getting strung up
by the gangs, and then...

1196
01:15:03.749 --> 01:15:06.668
the... the federal police

1197
01:15:07.211 --> 01:15:12.132
are in just active gunfire
with the military.

1198
01:15:13.425 --> 01:15:15.844
I think we should do something, yeah?

1199
01:15:17.137 --> 01:15:18.138
Jeff?

1200
01:15:20.682 --> 01:15:21.683
Come and look.

1201
01:15:23.060 --> 01:15:26.980
- Yeah, at what?
- The down. Just that, down.

1202
01:15:28.065 --> 01:15:30.275
What? The down?

1203
01:15:31.568 --> 01:15:35.739
I can't ex-- It's hard to explain
the scenario. It's just, it's fractals.

1204
01:15:36.740 --> 01:15:38.492
- Just come.
- Fractal scenario?

1205
01:15:40.452 --> 01:15:41.453
Look.

1206
01:15:46.542 --> 01:15:47.793
- Fractal?
- Watch this.

1207
01:15:53.674 --> 01:15:54.675
Okay.

1208
01:15:57.970 --> 01:16:00.472
Stay right here, man. I want--
I want to show you something. Hold on.

1209
01:16:00.722 --> 01:16:02.641
It's for the fractals.

1210
01:16:03.058 --> 01:16:08.063
At least this looks cool.
Because Soups, honestly, the UX on Slowzo,

1211
01:16:08.480 --> 01:16:15.319
man, it looks like shit. I went on there,
finally, and the design is stressful,

1212
01:16:15.320 --> 01:16:19.115
like openly stressful, which is weird
'cause it's a relaxation app.

1213
01:16:19.116 --> 01:16:21.117
- I don't even know if you intend that...
- On three. One,

1214
01:16:21.118 --> 01:16:22.577
- two, three.
- ...like to create the stress

1215
01:16:22.578 --> 01:16:23.912
and then dissipate it--

1216
01:16:24.037 --> 01:16:27.249
Whoa! Yo! What the fuck, dude?

1217
01:16:28.250 --> 01:16:29.251
Soups!

1218
01:16:30.460 --> 01:16:32.837
Dude, what?
This is a fucking crazy drop-off, man.

1219
01:16:32.838 --> 01:16:34.714
- You could have fucking killed me.
- That was a joke.

1220
01:16:34.715 --> 01:16:37.592
- What the fuck's your problem, bro?
- That was a joke! That was a joke.

1221
01:16:37.593 --> 01:16:39.010
- It's not funny, man.
- That was a joke.

1222
01:16:39.011 --> 01:16:40.596
- Jeff, Jeff, are you okay?
- Hey...

1223
01:16:40.971 --> 01:16:42.471
- Dude, I could have fucking died.
- Soups!

1224
01:16:42.472 --> 01:16:43.556
- Soups!
- Soups!

1225
01:16:43.557 --> 01:16:46.143
- Come on, that was a little over the edge.
- Not cool. Man, not cool.

1226
01:16:46.643 --> 01:16:50.689
- That... I was kidding. That was a...
- Yeah, how do you fucking like it?

1227
01:16:52.649 --> 01:16:53.692
Sorry.

1228
01:16:55.152 --> 01:16:56.153
Sorry.

1229
01:16:56.737 --> 01:16:59.989
What? No! This was j...
It was supposed to funny!

1230
01:16:59.990 --> 01:17:01.490
- No, I...
- Brewsters, man!

1231
01:17:01.491 --> 01:17:03.160
No, dude, I...

1232
01:17:04.119 --> 01:17:05.286
- Yeah, okay, I need a minute.
- Dude,

1233
01:17:05.287 --> 01:17:07.913
- you look so scared. Hey...
- No, I need... I'm gonna call Hes.

1234
01:17:07.914 --> 01:17:09.583
- Just don't fucking touch me.
- Don't touch him.

1235
01:17:09.916 --> 01:17:11.668
Yeah, I'm tripping hard.

1236
01:17:13.337 --> 01:17:14.755
Sorry he did that, Jeff.

1237
01:17:23.388 --> 01:17:24.431
Why?

1238
01:17:27.225 --> 01:17:28.226
I thought...

1239
01:17:29.811 --> 01:17:32.230
I thought he would push him over the top.

1240
01:17:36.360 --> 01:17:37.818
We owe you an apology.

1241
01:17:37.819 --> 01:17:40.279
Yeah, it was not possible at that moment.

1242
01:17:40.280 --> 01:17:44.242
I thought-- I thought we were all going,
and then I thought you two stopped,

1243
01:17:44.368 --> 01:17:47.453
but actually... I was still,

1244
01:17:47.454 --> 01:17:49.705
but it looked like
I was moving and you weren't.

1245
01:17:49.706 --> 01:17:52.333
- Does that make any sense at all?
- No. You fucked me.

1246
01:17:52.334 --> 01:17:53.919
- I felt like a total dick.
- No, I...

1247
01:17:54.670 --> 01:17:56.879
- Are you pissed off?
- I'm incredibly pissed off!

1248
01:17:56.880 --> 01:17:59.049
- Come on.
- I guess at that moment, I just...

1249
01:17:59.800 --> 01:18:00.841
I felt a stupid reluctance

1250
01:18:00.842 --> 01:18:02.552
- to actually--
- Do you think I'm stupid?

1251
01:18:02.803 --> 01:18:04.637
- Stupid fucking Souper.
- No. What?

1252
01:18:04.638 --> 01:18:06.889
We say it, he'll do it
because he's a fucking moron.

1253
01:18:06.890 --> 01:18:09.016
- No. No, no, no, no.
- Send in the clown.

1254
01:18:09.017 --> 01:18:11.728
- No, that's not...
- I mean-- Because I try, guys.

1255
01:18:11.978 --> 01:18:14.522
- I fucking-- I try, I try, I try.
- We...

1256
01:18:14.523 --> 01:18:15.940
- I've listened to the podcast.
- Yep.

1257
01:18:15.941 --> 01:18:17.567
- Okay.
- I watched the vids.

1258
01:18:17.943 --> 01:18:20.529
I read your books, even the fucking
racial intelligence one.

1259
01:18:20.987 --> 01:18:22.155
And I can't...

1260
01:18:23.115 --> 01:18:25.742
I can't do it.
I simply can't get to the next...

1261
01:18:27.577 --> 01:18:33.250
I can't go unicorn.
I cannot make my billion.

1262
01:18:34.167 --> 01:18:36.002
Okay? And...

1263
01:18:36.962 --> 01:18:39.881
Failure's okay, Soups.
Like, failure's part of it.

1264
01:18:41.591 --> 01:18:43.008
- Fail big.
- Yeah.

1265
01:18:43.009 --> 01:18:44.301
- Fail hard.
- Yes.

1266
01:18:44.302 --> 01:18:46.178
- Fail up. Scale up.
- Exactly, yes.

1267
01:18:46.179 --> 01:18:48.974
But eventually, to succeed,
you have to not fail, right?

1268
01:18:52.018 --> 01:18:53.687
- Everyone likes you, Soups.
- Yes.

1269
01:18:54.020 --> 01:18:56.064
Slowzo is a very decent little business.

1270
01:18:56.189 --> 01:18:58.107
Because I know everyone
and everyone likes me,

1271
01:18:58.108 --> 01:18:59.775
but the burn rate's horrible,

1272
01:18:59.776 --> 01:19:02.404
all the revenue's fucking from people
who forget to cancel.

1273
01:19:02.654 --> 01:19:05.448
This place is a fucking terrible decision.

1274
01:19:05.449 --> 01:19:07.074
I'm like a fucking Pharaoh

1275
01:19:07.075 --> 01:19:08.409
- sitting in his tomb.
- No, Soups. No.

1276
01:19:08.410 --> 01:19:10.328
You know what's crazy is sometimes...

1277
01:19:11.496 --> 01:19:17.836
I... I think that I'll actually end up...
at a soup kitchen.

1278
01:19:18.754 --> 01:19:22.716
And someone will ask me my name,
and I'll say, "Well...

1279
01:19:24.301 --> 01:19:27.803
my buddies called me 'Soup Kitchen,'

1280
01:19:27.804 --> 01:19:30.140
'cause I was the poorest billionaire
in the gang."

1281
01:19:30.807 --> 01:19:34.226
And then I'll think, no,
that'll probably get me beaten up.

1282
01:19:34.227 --> 01:19:38.523
So I'll just say, you know...
"My name's Hugo Van Yalk," but then...

1283
01:19:40.442 --> 01:19:44.446
That's also not gonna lead
to anywhere good, so it's a lose-lose.

1284
01:19:46.198 --> 01:19:49.326
- I'm sorry, man. That wasn't...
- Yeah.

1285
01:19:51.912 --> 01:19:54.372
That was you being "the fucking man."

1286
01:19:54.664 --> 01:19:58.376
- That's-- Yeah. That's true. That's true.
- And us flaking...

1287
01:19:59.044 --> 01:20:02.964
I wonder if tomorrow,
while we are hunting,

1288
01:20:03.256 --> 01:20:07.093
do we just have one of our guys
accidentally pop him in the back?

1289
01:20:07.677 --> 01:20:10.429
Is that... Is that a good plan?

1290
01:20:10.430 --> 01:20:12.516
- Does that make sense?
- Like and subscribe. Soups?

1291
01:20:13.433 --> 01:20:14.684
Sure, whatever.

1292
01:20:14.976 --> 01:20:16.478
- Great.
- I don't, I mean, all...

1293
01:20:18.438 --> 01:20:20.106
all I'm thinking about is all the...

1294
01:20:21.441 --> 01:20:27.155
AI stuff you have planned and all--
you know, which is, by the way, amazing.

1295
01:20:27.739 --> 01:20:30.659
Don't get me wrong,
if not a little unsettling

1296
01:20:30.826 --> 01:20:32.410
from the POV of the common man.

1297
01:20:33.912 --> 01:20:39.918
I mean, we could look to fold
in a meditation app. Yes?

1298
01:20:40.919 --> 01:20:43.088
- You mean a lifestyle super-app?
- Yes.

1299
01:20:48.009 --> 01:20:51.471
That-- Because that's intriguing.

1300
01:20:53.473 --> 01:20:54.474
Good.

1301
01:20:58.979 --> 01:21:02.524
- Jeff wants to talk to me.
- You think he smelled a rat?

1302
01:21:25.338 --> 01:21:26.339
<i>I think I'm gonna go.</i>

1303
01:21:27.883 --> 01:21:28.884
Don't go.

1304
01:21:30.302 --> 01:21:34.598
- No? You don't want me to? Why not?
- Because I like you.

1305
01:21:34.848 --> 01:21:38.059
And it's fun to have you
and your goofy presence.

1306
01:21:40.228 --> 01:21:41.562
Did I piss you off before

1307
01:21:41.563 --> 01:21:43.398
with the surpasso
when I got richer than you?

1308
01:21:44.065 --> 01:21:45.107
No, no, no, no.

1309
01:21:45.108 --> 01:21:47.067
Money is not a sort of thing
I'm concerned about.

1310
01:21:47.068 --> 01:21:51.406
Okay, because we can disagree
about money or Traam or Ven,

1311
01:21:51.656 --> 01:21:55.911
but however rich I get,
you're still Papa Bear.

1312
01:22:02.459 --> 01:22:08.131
Even if I am the boss cock of you,
it doesn't change anything. Honestly...

1313
01:22:10.634 --> 01:22:11.635
I'm not gonna sell.

1314
01:22:13.845 --> 01:22:20.226
And I do think maybe Ven should step back
for five years, like Jobs.

1315
01:22:20.560 --> 01:22:21.561
Steven?

1316
01:22:24.981 --> 01:22:25.982
I love you.

1317
01:22:27.692 --> 01:22:29.694
Wow. Jeff.

1318
01:22:34.741 --> 01:22:38.787
- Did he suspect? What did he want?
- It was pretty disgusting.

1319
01:22:39.162 --> 01:22:42.415
He was all like, "Let's separate
friendship from business."

1320
01:22:42.540 --> 01:22:46.002
And "I love you, man." God.

1321
01:22:46.920 --> 01:22:49.588
- It was a business play.
- Sounds like a play. What'd you say?

1322
01:22:49.589 --> 01:22:53.718
I grin fucked him. I was like,
"Oh, I love you too, man."

1323
01:22:54.552 --> 01:22:59.015
He's emotionally incontinent.
It was just disgusting.

1324
01:23:00.266 --> 01:23:01.976
Emotionally speaking, he was a straw man,

1325
01:23:01.977 --> 01:23:06.147
so he was in big trouble
when he tried to take it human.

1326
01:23:06.398 --> 01:23:07.481
That was really uncalled for.

1327
01:23:07.482 --> 01:23:09.818
Yeah, well, I could see
what he was doing so...

1328
01:23:10.652 --> 01:23:16.991
Okay. Look, if he's taking sleeping pills,

1329
01:23:16.992 --> 01:23:20.245
do we... do we just finish it off?

1330
01:23:24.374 --> 01:23:26.042
Properly aligned AGI, Ven.

1331
01:23:27.002 --> 01:23:31.256
It equates to billions of infinite
lifespans for perfected humans.

1332
01:23:32.424 --> 01:23:33.717
Progress.

1333
01:23:42.017 --> 01:23:44.102
- Progress.
- Progress.

1334
01:23:45.979 --> 01:23:47.147
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1335
01:24:01.077 --> 01:24:05.540
Cataline conspiracy. Cataline conspiracy.

1336
01:24:05.749 --> 01:24:07.459
- Cataline conspiracy!
- Cataline conspiracy!

1337
01:24:07.709 --> 01:24:09.460
- Cataline conspiracy!
- Cataline conspiracy!

1338
01:24:09.461 --> 01:24:11.503
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!

1339
01:24:11.504 --> 01:24:13.381
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
- Come on, man.

1340
01:24:13.548 --> 01:24:15.383
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!

1341
01:24:15.508 --> 01:24:17.427
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!

1342
01:24:23.892 --> 01:24:25.894
Easy peasy. Yes?

1343
01:24:26.561 --> 01:24:27.561
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1344
01:24:27.562 --> 01:24:29.397
- Yeah, yeah.
- Hold fast now, friends.

1345
01:24:29.773 --> 01:24:33.359
Before the Battle of Actium,
Octavian, to be Caesar Augustus,

1346
01:24:33.860 --> 01:24:37.404
offered a prayer of victory
over his late companion, Mark Antony.

1347
01:24:37.405 --> 01:24:40.241
And tonight, we do the same.

1348
01:24:41.618 --> 01:24:43.787
- And you've got the bowling ball?
- Yes, I have the bowling ball.

1349
01:25:03.181 --> 01:25:07.310
- Wrap the head with this first.
And then...

1350
01:25:07.435 --> 01:25:08.561
- Me?

1351
01:25:09.104 --> 01:25:12.440
- It's your house, dude. You're the host.
- You said you knew how to kill a guy.

1352
01:25:12.565 --> 01:25:13.816
Well, look, but I can overestimate

1353
01:25:13.817 --> 01:25:15.860
- my abilities... I'm--
- No, no, not here. Come on. Come on.

1354
01:25:24.869 --> 01:25:29.749
I think it can be incredibly messy to,
you know, stab someone.

1355
01:25:30.625 --> 01:25:33.627
Can we not just force down
some more of those sleeping pills

1356
01:25:33.628 --> 01:25:35.880
- and wait it out?
- I really just feel...

1357
01:25:36.339 --> 01:25:40.467
Blood. Disrupt the blood,
puncture the aorta. Good night, Vienna.

1358
01:25:40.468 --> 01:25:44.222
I'm sorry, this is all, like,
a roundabout way of... It's about the air.

1359
01:25:44.556 --> 01:25:47.892
- Cut off the air.
- Forget about air. Air is hard.

1360
01:25:48.143 --> 01:25:51.980
Body runs on blood.
Gotta stop the ticker. Ticker's the man.

1361
01:25:52.564 --> 01:25:53.690
Okay, look, what we want,

1362
01:25:54.023 --> 01:25:57.193
no matter how we get there,
is to stop the brain.

1363
01:25:57.569 --> 01:25:59.403
It's kill-switching the brain.

1364
01:25:59.404 --> 01:26:02.739
Agreed. And there is only one way
to get to the brain,

1365
01:26:02.740 --> 01:26:04.325
and that is up through the neck.

1366
01:26:05.285 --> 01:26:06.702
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.

1367
01:26:06.703 --> 01:26:09.080
Good luck getting into Fort Knox up here.

1368
01:26:09.831 --> 01:26:14.752
No. You need to hook-- We need to hook
the brains out through the neck.

1369
01:26:17.005 --> 01:26:20.341
Or maybe the answer
to getting to the brain

1370
01:26:20.508 --> 01:26:22.760
is staring you right in the...

1371
01:26:25.221 --> 01:26:28.474
You know, when you think about it,
human skull has a lot of holes.

1372
01:26:28.683 --> 01:26:30.976
- It's like Swiss cheese up here.
- It's crazy. You just choose one.

1373
01:26:30.977 --> 01:26:32.936
- They all go directly into the brain.
- What do you say,

1374
01:26:32.937 --> 01:26:35.023
three of us walk in there
with fucking skewers and just...

1375
01:26:35.523 --> 01:26:38.193
- You know...
- I do want to say,

1376
01:26:38.651 --> 01:26:40.069
regarding mental health,

1377
01:26:41.279 --> 01:26:43.907
the trauma for us
is something to consider.

1378
01:26:46.951 --> 01:26:50.788
I'm a blood guy, OG blood guy,
but should we just pillow him?

1379
01:26:51.456 --> 01:26:54.792
Yes. Pillow? That's--
Yes, pillow's-- Yes, pillow.

1380
01:26:55.376 --> 01:26:57.754
Good, my house, my choice, pillow.

1381
01:26:58.087 --> 01:26:59.171
- Yes
- Yeah, fine.

1382
01:26:59.172 --> 01:27:00.715
Let's pillow him like a grandma.

1383
01:27:56.521 --> 01:27:57.938
Sit on-- Sit on him.

1384
01:27:57.939 --> 01:27:59.691
- Sit on the pillow. Hold it tight.
- Get the body.

1385
01:28:00.733 --> 01:28:04.821
The body. Someone, get the body.
Randy, the lights. The lights, please.

1386
01:28:04.946 --> 01:28:06.614
- Soup?
- Hit the lights.

1387
01:28:08.574 --> 01:28:10.325
- Souper?
- If we can hear him,

1388
01:28:10.326 --> 01:28:12.202
- is that a breathable pillow?
- They're down.

1389
01:28:12.203 --> 01:28:14.705
- They're Icelandic eiderdown.
- Really bear down on him there, Soups.

1390
01:28:14.706 --> 01:28:15.915
Shall I club him?

1391
01:28:16.165 --> 01:28:17.416
- Or just bowl him?
- Yeah, hit him.

1392
01:28:17.417 --> 01:28:19.961
- Crunch him in the skull, Randy.
- No, you're over the skull.

1393
01:28:20.378 --> 01:28:23.505
- Swing over me. Over me into the skull.
- There's no arc of approach.

1394
01:28:23.506 --> 01:28:26.758
- Bowl him in the middles, Rand.
- That won't do anything.

1395
01:28:26.759 --> 01:28:28.844
It's incremental. Incremental degradation.

1396
01:28:28.845 --> 01:28:29.929
- Bowl him!
- All right.

1397
01:28:32.181 --> 01:28:35.476
Scooch up. Scooch up. Move up. All right.

1398
01:28:35.935 --> 01:28:37.145
Oh, shit.

1399
01:28:37.353 --> 01:28:40.398
Still operating. Here, hit him again.
Body's still operating. Golf him.

1400
01:28:40.523 --> 01:28:42.984
- Golf him now.
- The skull contains the brain.

1401
01:28:43.401 --> 01:28:44.401
Venis.

1402
01:28:44.402 --> 01:28:46.904
Venis, if I hop off,
can you smash his brain in?

1403
01:28:47.030 --> 01:28:49.365
Or better, Randy with the bowling ball.

1404
01:28:49.991 --> 01:28:52.659
I do not ideally want to crush
his face in with a bowling ball.

1405
01:28:52.660 --> 01:28:54.828
I just think it might be quite horrible
from my POV.

1406
01:28:54.829 --> 01:28:58.583
- Well, it’s not great sitting on him!
- God, is he dying at all, Souper?

1407
01:28:59.125 --> 01:29:00.835
Come on, the bucking's weakening, yeah?

1408
01:29:01.085 --> 01:29:03.129
He's struggling. He might be dying.

1409
01:29:03.254 --> 01:29:06.382
Okay, well... just bear down,
you know, hunker down!

1410
01:29:06.716 --> 01:29:09.634
- Bowl him in the middles, Rand!
- So stupid.

1411
01:29:09.635 --> 01:29:12.138
- His legs.
- I bowled him. I bowled him.

1412
01:29:12.347 --> 01:29:14.931
- You're disrupting the diaphragm.
- We're not killing him!

1413
01:29:14.932 --> 01:29:16.768
- Bowl him more!
- Oh, my God. Here, you do it!

1414
01:29:17.101 --> 01:29:18.811
- Fine.
- Mind the legs. Mind the legs.

1415
01:29:19.520 --> 01:29:21.356
- Oh, shit!
- Fuck!

1416
01:29:22.648 --> 01:29:23.691
What the fuck!

1417
01:29:25.068 --> 01:29:27.527
- Run the bath.
- No, I don't want a bath.

1418
01:29:27.528 --> 01:29:29.112
- Stand down!
- I'm really pissed off.

1419
01:29:29.113 --> 01:29:31.656
- Run the bath. We drown him.
- You're a decel.

1420
01:29:31.657 --> 01:29:33.658
- What the fuck?
- And you are refusing to sell

1421
01:29:33.659 --> 01:29:36.203
the tech that we need for a new world
to come into being

1422
01:29:36.204 --> 01:29:38.080
- where we can all live forever.
- Don't talk to him.

1423
01:29:38.081 --> 01:29:41.083
No, no. Let me-- I want to negotiate.
Let me fucking negotiate.

1424
01:29:41.084 --> 01:29:43.001
If we're going to drown him,
we have to act as one.

1425
01:29:43.002 --> 01:29:44.127
- Yeah.
- Okay?

1426
01:29:44.128 --> 01:29:46.004
No, no, no, no, no, no. Back the fuck up!

1427
01:29:46.005 --> 01:29:47.297
- Get him.
- Back the fuck off me.

1428
01:29:47.298 --> 01:29:49.216
- Don't struggle.
- Get his legs! Get his hands!

1429
01:29:49.217 --> 01:29:50.842
- No.
- All right, get him in here.

1430
01:29:50.843 --> 01:29:53.011
- Get the legs.
- No. No.

1431
01:29:53.012 --> 01:29:54.222
- Come on!
- No!

1432
01:29:54.806 --> 01:29:56.265
- Shit...
- Fuck.

1433
01:29:58.267 --> 01:30:00.102
Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys.

1434
01:30:00.103 --> 01:30:01.186
- Is it hot?
- What is fucking

1435
01:30:01.187 --> 01:30:02.270
- happening?
- Yeah.

1436
01:30:02.271 --> 01:30:03.356
- Scald him. Drown him.
- What?

1437
01:30:03.773 --> 01:30:05.942
It's hot. The water's back on.
It's just not deep enough.

1438
01:30:06.234 --> 01:30:10.405
No, guys, fucking-- Hey, hey. Back off,
or I'll fucking... I'll cut you.

1439
01:30:10.613 --> 01:30:11.864
- Yeah?
- Get him! He can't cut us.

1440
01:30:12.073 --> 01:30:14.492
If he angles it and wedges it,
he can cut.

1441
01:30:14.617 --> 01:30:18.246
- He can't cut us. He can only shave us.
- But this makes no fucking sense.

1442
01:30:18.454 --> 01:30:23.292
Don't engage. Don't listen to him.
He is wounded. He's dying.

1443
01:30:23.459 --> 01:30:26.838
I'm not dying. I'm stable.
I'm fine. Soupy.

1444
01:30:26.963 --> 01:30:29.424
- Beat him.
- No, this makes no fucking sense.

1445
01:30:29.590 --> 01:30:32.385
This is about AI dooming and
decelerationist alarmism.

1446
01:30:32.844 --> 01:30:34.052
- What?
- Yeah.

1447
01:30:34.053 --> 01:30:37.013
What the fuck? First principles.
What are you trying to achieve?

1448
01:30:37.014 --> 01:30:41.393
We are trying to kill you.
Gas him, burn him, drown him.

1449
01:30:41.394 --> 01:30:43.228
Okay, your attack makes no logical sense.

1450
01:30:43.229 --> 01:30:45.439
What we have started, we have to complete.

1451
01:30:45.440 --> 01:30:46.816
Do-- Sunk cost fallacy.

1452
01:30:46.983 --> 01:30:49.568
- No, we have to continue due to reprisals.
- We're completionists.

1453
01:30:49.569 --> 01:30:51.361
No, no, we're not, we're not.
We fail, we move on,

1454
01:30:51.362 --> 01:30:52.821
we fail, we move on, we succeed.

1455
01:30:52.822 --> 01:30:54.614
Not necessarily!

1456
01:30:54.615 --> 01:30:55.950
- Oh, my...
- Fuck you!

1457
01:30:56.576 --> 01:31:00.663
- Oh, God.
- Motherfucker.

1458
01:31:02.999 --> 01:31:05.126
- Can he get out?
- No, there's no way out.

1459
01:31:09.213 --> 01:31:13.676
- But man, man, man, we fucked up.
- No, no. Do not doom loop on this.

1460
01:31:14.260 --> 01:31:17.597
- We did great, guys. It's really hard.
- A ton of big, big learnings.

1461
01:31:19.182 --> 01:31:20.390
Can you control the whole house

1462
01:31:20.391 --> 01:31:22.143
- from there?
- Yeah, the rabbit's in the hutch.

1463
01:31:22.727 --> 01:31:24.269
- Full lockdown.
- If he got to the panel,

1464
01:31:24.270 --> 01:31:27.565
- couldn't he hack it?
- He could if he could program for shit.

1465
01:31:29.692 --> 01:31:31.110
- Okay, Soups.
- Yeah.

1466
01:31:31.903 --> 01:31:34.529
You loop up. Holler if you see him.

1467
01:31:34.530 --> 01:31:36.115
- We're going to loop down.
- Okay.

1468
01:31:43.539 --> 01:31:44.999
<i>- Jeff?
- Jeff?</i>

1469
01:31:45.500 --> 01:31:47.919
Come on out, brother. We've reassessed.

1470
01:31:50.630 --> 01:31:52.840
He's got him. He's got him!

1471
01:31:58.304 --> 01:31:59.305
Come on.

1472
01:32:00.890 --> 01:32:02.350
The pig is in the pen.

1473
01:32:19.909 --> 01:32:21.785
- Did he see you?
- I don't think so.

1474
01:32:21.786 --> 01:32:23.704
Fuck. Okay.

1475
01:32:24.038 --> 01:32:25.914
- Okay. So...
- Got him.

1476
01:32:25.915 --> 01:32:29.502
Do we just turn it up?
Kill him that way?

1477
01:32:29.710 --> 01:32:32.505
It's a hell of a way to go to begin with,
but is it foolproof?

1478
01:32:33.005 --> 01:32:34.214
- Hey, guys. Hey.
- Damn it.

1479
01:32:34.215 --> 01:32:35.299
- Guys...
- God.

1480
01:32:35.424 --> 01:32:37.510
- Fuck.
- Guys, let's talk, yeah?

1481
01:32:37.885 --> 01:32:39.262
- Soups? Do you have...
- Yeah?

1482
01:32:39.804 --> 01:32:41.180
Could we get gas in there?

1483
01:32:41.639 --> 01:32:42.640
All right.

1484
01:32:43.391 --> 01:32:45.935
We could fire up a car,
get a hose pipe, feed that in.

1485
01:32:47.186 --> 01:32:48.937
Guys, please! Let's talk together, yeah?

1486
01:32:48.938 --> 01:32:50.815
- Don't look at him.
- It's fine, I'm not looking at him.

1487
01:32:50.940 --> 01:32:53.609
Maybe we should just let him decide
how he wants to die.

1488
01:32:53.818 --> 01:32:56.152
- Give him a choice. That might be--
- Very generous.

1489
01:32:56.153 --> 01:32:57.862
I thought flame thrower
might be a little much.

1490
01:32:57.863 --> 01:32:59.991
- Hey, guys! What is that?
- Better to just pour

1491
01:33:00.116 --> 01:33:01.992
- and create a little death chamber. Yeah?
- It is gas.

1492
01:33:01.993 --> 01:33:05.079
- Okay, let's do it. All right. All right.
- Guys, we're friends. We're friends.

1493
01:33:05.204 --> 01:33:07.372
- No! Hey, no! Let me negotiate!
- It's all right.

1494
01:33:07.373 --> 01:33:09.249
- Yes. Yes.
- No. No, no, no. Easy, easy.

1495
01:33:09.250 --> 01:33:10.835
- Let me negotiate!
- Let's just-- All right.

1496
01:33:11.043 --> 01:33:12.586
- Please let me negotiate, come on!
- Here we go.

1497
01:33:12.587 --> 01:33:15.672
- I think we're past negotiations, Jeff!
- Fucking stop!

1498
01:33:15.673 --> 01:33:16.798
Okay, buddy.

1499
01:33:16.799 --> 01:33:18.759
- Please, let's negotiate.
- It's not really going under.

1500
01:33:18.884 --> 01:33:22.263
- Very excited to get into it all.
- I deserve a right to negotiate! Come on!

1501
01:33:23.848 --> 01:33:25.932
- Oh, God. It stinks!
- Sorry.

1502
01:33:25.933 --> 01:33:28.518
- No! I don't wanna die like this!
- It's good. Randy, don't use your hand.

1503
01:33:28.519 --> 01:33:29.686
- Here, hold on.
- Get it in there.

1504
01:33:29.687 --> 01:33:31.229
- Maybe if that--
- All right. That's good.

1505
01:33:31.230 --> 01:33:32.689
- That's good.
- Here, look, I have a tool.

1506
01:33:32.690 --> 01:33:33.982
I have a tool. Let's use this.

1507
01:33:33.983 --> 01:33:36.526
- Come on, Jeff!
- Jeff, don't do that! Jeff, stop it!

1508
01:33:36.527 --> 01:33:37.694
- Fuck you!
- Hold on.

1509
01:33:37.695 --> 01:33:39.195
Jeff, it's-- Fuck you! Stop, stop.

1510
01:33:39.196 --> 01:33:40.989
- Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Don't do that!

1511
01:33:40.990 --> 01:33:42.699
- Guys.
- Perfect, perfect, perfect.

1512
01:33:42.700 --> 01:33:47.079
- Pour and push.
- I love that.

1513
01:33:47.496 --> 01:33:49.080
- That's good.
- Very nice.

1514
01:33:49.081 --> 01:33:51.708
- Souper, you are a genius.
- A little more, little more, little more.

1515
01:33:51.709 --> 01:33:54.002
Venis, I'll fucking end you!

1516
01:33:54.003 --> 01:33:56.421
- Okay, that's gonna light it up.
- I'll fucking end you!

1517
01:33:56.422 --> 01:33:57.590
Okay, this is it.

1518
01:33:58.674 --> 01:34:01.177
- No.
- Okay.

1519
01:34:01.427 --> 01:34:03.679
You don't want to do this! No, no, no.

1520
01:34:03.929 --> 01:34:06.307
Fuck. I think...

1521
01:34:07.725 --> 01:34:09.435
- Stop it!
- You don't want to do this!

1522
01:34:11.270 --> 01:34:13.314
- We do this? No.
- Is it okay if I take a step back?

1523
01:34:13.439 --> 01:34:14.731
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, wait, wait, wait.

1524
01:34:14.732 --> 01:34:16.441
- No, Souper...
- No, no, no, no, no.

1525
01:34:16.442 --> 01:34:18.736
- I think we all light this together.
- No, no.

1526
01:34:18.903 --> 01:34:21.364
- What is the concern?
- Guys!

1527
01:34:21.489 --> 01:34:23.698
I'm gonna be living here, obviously,

1528
01:34:23.699 --> 01:34:27.203
and if I see Jeff in,
you know, flames, I'm--

1529
01:34:27.453 --> 01:34:30.956
I'm concerned that his presence might,
not haunt, but it--

1530
01:34:31.582 --> 01:34:33.583
- Ghosty goo-goo-boo!
- No, not a ghost.

1531
01:34:33.584 --> 01:34:35.710
It's just that the sense
of Jeff could persist

1532
01:34:35.711 --> 01:34:37.546
and I might not be able to enjoy a sauna.

1533
01:34:37.880 --> 01:34:38.923
- Souper.
- Hey!

1534
01:34:39.340 --> 01:34:42.550
We are saving future lives.
Will you please remember that?

1535
01:34:42.551 --> 01:34:45.805
I understand, but I'm just saying,
is that enough to watch a man burn alive?

1536
01:34:46.013 --> 01:34:48.973
Hey! It's poker night, yeah?

1537
01:34:48.974 --> 01:34:52.477
- It's poker night, so we play poker--
- Oh, my God, he is so annoying.

1538
01:34:52.478 --> 01:34:55.105
- It's-- I know.
- If I win, I live. And if I lose,

1539
01:34:55.106 --> 01:34:57.816
you just fuck me up on ket.
You do whatever you want.

1540
01:34:57.817 --> 01:35:01.236
Even if you win at poker,
I get control of BILTER.

1541
01:35:01.237 --> 01:35:04.989
- Yes.
- I'll give you the AI, I keep the rump.

1542
01:35:04.990 --> 01:35:06.074
Fuck you, the rump.

1543
01:35:06.075 --> 01:35:08.827
- You're in no position to negotiate.
- Look, look, look, look, guys,

1544
01:35:08.828 --> 01:35:10.663
this is a very good deal.

1545
01:35:11.414 --> 01:35:13.416
Come on, Rand-O. Look, look, look.

1546
01:35:13.541 --> 01:35:16.335
This is really good stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1547
01:35:16.585 --> 01:35:18.546
Now we're at the table together. Yeah?

1548
01:35:19.088 --> 01:35:21.924
- Social media posts suggesting breakdown.
- Rand, I see you fucking thinking, bro.

1549
01:35:22.049 --> 01:35:26.762
- This is nice. It's good shit.
- Okay, gut check. Do we engage?

1550
01:35:27.012 --> 01:35:28.973
- Yes.
- I'm serious.

1551
01:35:29.140 --> 01:35:32.434
I think this is really difficult
to make watertight.

1552
01:35:32.435 --> 01:35:34.228
- Honestly, I think he burns.
- No!

1553
01:35:35.521 --> 01:35:38.940
Could we overcome legal niceties,
versus watching a man burn alive?

1554
01:35:38.941 --> 01:35:41.609
Anything he agrees to,
he'd just claim duress.

1555
01:35:41.610 --> 01:35:43.862
- Technically, it is a real challenge.
- I won't!

1556
01:35:43.863 --> 01:35:45.363
- Yes. Sure.
- Sake of argument,

1557
01:35:45.364 --> 01:35:46.991
he Zooms with lawyers from in there?

1558
01:35:47.116 --> 01:35:50.536
Yeah. Double NDA'd,
Letter of Intent, tonight.

1559
01:35:50.870 --> 01:35:52.913
- He self-undermines on a podcast?
- Yes!

1560
01:35:53.247 --> 01:35:57.168
We get NSA Roddy, the White House,
Misha from his board. Conference call?

1561
01:35:57.877 --> 01:35:59.419
- Maybe worth a conversation.
- Yes!

1562
01:35:59.420 --> 01:36:01.672
Yeah. The whole shebang, binding LOI.

1563
01:36:01.922 --> 01:36:05.675
Just get it done while we fucking still
have the petroleum insurance policy.

1564
01:36:05.676 --> 01:36:08.637
I mean, if Dave and the president
underwrite, legals become secondary.

1565
01:36:09.889 --> 01:36:14.058
- I mean, I do like Jeff.
- I like Jeff.

1566
01:36:14.059 --> 01:36:17.021
- I like Jeff.
- Do we draft a counter?

1567
01:36:17.563 --> 01:36:19.147
- Yes!
- Stop.

1568
01:36:19.148 --> 01:36:20.982
All right. Yes, yes, yes.

1569
01:36:20.983 --> 01:36:22.066
- Yes?
- Yes?

1570
01:36:22.067 --> 01:36:23.402
- Yes.
- Jeff?

1571
01:36:23.652 --> 01:36:25.320
- Yeah?
- We are going to go--

1572
01:36:25.321 --> 01:36:26.489
Yes, let's do it.

1573
01:36:26.614 --> 01:36:27.947
- We're-- No, you are going...
- No.

1574
01:36:27.948 --> 01:36:29.240
- Let's talk together.
- ...to stay here,

1575
01:36:29.241 --> 01:36:31.826
- and we are going to go talk about it.
- No! No! Let me out of here!

1576
01:36:31.827 --> 01:36:33.161
- Jeff! Don't!
- Hey!

1577
01:36:33.162 --> 01:36:34.454
Don't do that! Stop it!

1578
01:36:34.455 --> 01:36:36.539
- I will fucking rape you!
- Hey, sit down, Jeff! Sit down!

1579
01:36:36.540 --> 01:36:37.625
You're ruining it!

1580
01:36:37.750 --> 01:36:39.877
- Come on! You are going to blow it!
- Sit down!

1581
01:36:40.294 --> 01:36:44.672
I want you to smile at me, Jeff!
Smile! Jeff! Don't blow this. Sit down!

1582
01:36:44.673 --> 01:36:47.050
- Show your teeth, Jeff. Smile.
- Smile, Jeff.

1583
01:36:47.051 --> 01:36:49.803
- Hey! You need to cool down.
- Show your teeth.

1584
01:36:49.804 --> 01:36:50.887
Cool your jets.

1585
01:36:50.888 --> 01:36:53.349
- There we go. That's the Jeff we like.
- There we go.

1586
01:36:53.724 --> 01:36:56.309
- Let's figure out your future.
- Okay, what are we doing? Who's gonna--

1587
01:36:56.310 --> 01:36:58.312
- Are we doing this by hand?
- Oh, my god.

1588
01:37:10.282 --> 01:37:11.991
Hello. Come on in, straight to the back.

1589
01:37:11.992 --> 01:37:15.245
Lawyers on the far side.
Crisis PR, stay closer to me.

1590
01:37:15.246 --> 01:37:18.499
Nice to see you, Jim. Welcome.
Thank you for expediting yourselves.

1591
01:37:19.083 --> 01:37:21.085
Live situation, excited to fill you in.

1592
01:37:32.972 --> 01:37:35.766
- Looks better in India.
- Not so great in Greece.

1593
01:37:35.891 --> 01:37:37.768
India's bigger than Greece.

1594
01:37:37.977 --> 01:37:42.189
Okay, it's through. Deal is Docu-signed.

1595
01:37:42.314 --> 01:37:45.025
Congrats, Souper.
Your centi-millionaireship is over.

1596
01:37:45.609 --> 01:37:48.362
- You got bought out at two bill.
- Yes!

1597
01:37:48.487 --> 01:37:53.325
We're done on the non-disclosed,
and LOI is final. My role is set.

1598
01:37:53.951 --> 01:37:56.578
I'll tell you one thing,
I'd like to conduct all my negotiations

1599
01:37:56.579 --> 01:37:57.662
with my opposite number

1600
01:37:57.663 --> 01:37:59.623
covered in gasoline
with me holding the match.

1601
01:38:01.250 --> 01:38:03.544
Who's going to release the hound?

1602
01:38:05.129 --> 01:38:06.088
Paula!

1603
01:38:10.301 --> 01:38:13.721
Mr. Abredazi thought he'd be more
comfortable sleeping in the sauna.

1604
01:38:14.972 --> 01:38:18.516
It's time for him to get going.
Let's show him to his car, yeah?

1605
01:38:18.517 --> 01:38:19.602
Sure thing.

1606
01:38:22.146 --> 01:38:23.897
You don't think
he's going to come in here, do you?

1607
01:38:23.898 --> 01:38:25.399
- No.
- No, he can exit straight to his car.

1608
01:38:27.359 --> 01:38:28.944
Hope he didn't make a mess in there.

1609
01:38:29.570 --> 01:38:32.364
He had a bucket.
He couldn't have filled the bucket.

1610
01:38:32.865 --> 01:38:36.702
Guys, great outcome.
Really executed on stated aims.

1611
01:38:37.494 --> 01:38:38.495
Two billion.

1612
01:38:39.830 --> 01:38:42.166
This whole time I thought
I was allergic to B-nuts.

1613
01:38:42.291 --> 01:38:43.292
Morning.

1614
01:38:43.500 --> 01:38:46.252
- Oh, my. He's com-- Oh, God.
- Jesus. Gross.

1615
01:38:46.253 --> 01:38:49.882
- I hope he's not gonna milk it.
- And he brought the goons.

1616
01:38:53.052 --> 01:38:54.053
Morning.

1617
01:38:55.012 --> 01:38:56.221
- Morning.
- Good morning.

1618
01:38:59.308 --> 01:39:00.893
It's okay. Yeah.

1619
01:39:29.880 --> 01:39:31.006
Just feeling a little dry.

1620
01:39:31.715 --> 01:39:35.260
Did you not get the--
We sent some Evian down.

1621
01:39:35.886 --> 01:39:38.514
I did. Nevertheless,
I'm a little dehydrated

1622
01:39:38.722 --> 01:39:42.601
- from my night in the sauna.
- Yeah.

1623
01:39:43.769 --> 01:39:44.770
Milking it.

1624
01:39:46.438 --> 01:39:48.315
These smoothies are excellent
if you want some.

1625
01:39:48.565 --> 01:39:50.442
Yeah, three kinds of smoothies.

1626
01:39:50.985 --> 01:39:55.447
This one has three kinds
of different dumb kale or some nonsense.

1627
01:39:55.614 --> 01:39:56.615
It's pretty good.

1628
01:39:57.700 --> 01:39:59.201
Thanks. Thanks, guys.

1629
01:40:03.414 --> 01:40:04.415
You okay?

1630
01:40:06.750 --> 01:40:07.918
What can I say?

1631
01:40:09.628 --> 01:40:11.046
You have other buddies.

1632
01:40:11.839 --> 01:40:15.009
You love telling us
about all of your golf buddies.

1633
01:40:15.884 --> 01:40:19.054
Are you fucking kidding? I love you guys.

1634
01:40:21.348 --> 01:40:23.892
That's why I think
you trying to kill me is...

1635
01:40:24.351 --> 01:40:26.979
particularly difficult to get over.

1636
01:40:28.313 --> 01:40:29.314
Guilt trip.

1637
01:40:32.818 --> 01:40:35.779
- You almost burned me alive.
- Roosters are roosters.

1638
01:40:36.363 --> 01:40:40.534
Look, I'm sorry. We're sorry
if you think we did something wrong.

1639
01:40:43.537 --> 01:40:46.123
- We're sorry, Jeff.
- We're very sorry that you're upset.

1640
01:41:03.307 --> 01:41:05.726
This is what was a gift.

1641
01:41:09.146 --> 01:41:11.815
The Brewster Brew.
It's a Kentucky Japanese whiskey.

1642
01:41:12.733 --> 01:41:14.526
I mean, it's a trophy investment.

1643
01:41:15.444 --> 01:41:16.820
It's actually a really nice business,

1644
01:41:16.987 --> 01:41:22.493
but I know that none of you want
to be in consumables, so, yeah.

1645
01:41:23.827 --> 01:41:24.828
Thank you, Jeff.

1646
01:41:28.582 --> 01:41:32.586
So, yeah. Soup's
still going to Argentina, or--?

1647
01:41:33.212 --> 01:41:39.133
- Maybe. Puppet master from Miami, maybe.
- We talked about a bigger project,

1648
01:41:39.134 --> 01:41:42.553
but no one wanted to get
into the DMV of it all.

1649
01:41:42.554 --> 01:41:44.473
Storm drains, et cetera.

1650
01:41:46.475 --> 01:41:49.561
Don't play dumb, man.
We like you. It just made sense.

1651
01:41:50.646 --> 01:41:54.483
This is a terrifying experience,
and I don't know that I'll ever recover.

1652
01:41:55.234 --> 01:41:56.443
Don't be a sourpuss.

1653
01:41:56.985 --> 01:42:01.115
It was tight, aggressive play,
but it panned out. Don't take it personal.

1654
01:42:02.991 --> 01:42:03.992
It was a crazy weekend.

1655
01:42:05.119 --> 01:42:06.120
Truly.

1656
01:42:10.165 --> 01:42:14.878
Okay. I'm just gonna shower. And then...

1657
01:42:17.256 --> 01:42:18.257
Yeah.

1658
01:42:20.175 --> 01:42:21.176
Cock-a-doodle-brew.

1659
01:42:23.095 --> 01:42:24.513
- Cock-a-doodle-brew.
- Cock-a-doodle-brew.

1660
01:43:03.468 --> 01:43:06.013
- Hey, Hes.
- Hi, Jeff.

1661
01:43:10.559 --> 01:43:11.935
Hey, how was it?

1662
01:43:13.145 --> 01:43:14.479
Pretty horrible at the airports.

1663
01:43:16.440 --> 01:43:20.110
Yeah, well, safe now, so...

1664
01:43:23.030 --> 01:43:27.075
I don't like being followed.
Jeff, it really freaked me out.

1665
01:43:32.372 --> 01:43:33.790
I'm saying, L.A. is good.

1666
01:43:34.374 --> 01:43:39.796
We go, we bunker up, while I figure out
a New Zealand sitch, yeah? And...

1667
01:43:41.715 --> 01:43:43.217
You-- You'll... you'll come with me?

1668
01:43:47.471 --> 01:43:49.139
Yeah. Yeah.

1669
01:43:54.144 --> 01:43:55.187
Sorry, Hes.

1670
01:44:03.779 --> 01:44:05.530
I just wanted to say...

1671
01:44:07.616 --> 01:44:09.159
that it was Randall's idea.

1672
01:44:10.661 --> 01:44:12.454
- Okay.
- Not that that means anything.

1673
01:44:13.789 --> 01:44:15.874
It's like, there's no excuses, but I...

1674
01:44:16.667 --> 01:44:18.334
I'm just, I'm under a lot of pressure.

1675
01:44:18.335 --> 01:44:21.254
Like, I was up all night,
wrote this seven-screen email to Berry.

1676
01:44:21.255 --> 01:44:24.090
I'm just... I'm just not in a great way.

1677
01:44:24.091 --> 01:44:25.425
- But that's so--
- Ven...

1678
01:44:27.052 --> 01:44:28.095
It was funny.

1679
01:44:30.264 --> 01:44:33.350
- Yeah?
- And none of it's gonna stick.

1680
01:44:33.475 --> 01:44:34.851
I'm gonna weasel out of all of it.

1681
01:44:35.852 --> 01:44:38.605
What, you're gonna, like,
spend the rest of your life in court,

1682
01:44:39.064 --> 01:44:41.275
disowning all this crap
that you just signed?

1683
01:44:42.609 --> 01:44:45.237
Everybody wants me to have your shit.

1684
01:44:45.988 --> 01:44:48.657
So, why don't you be a hero
and do the right thing?

1685
01:44:49.658 --> 01:44:51.034
Do a deal, join forces.

1686
01:44:51.285 --> 01:44:54.329
Not with Randall. That's too much.

1687
01:44:56.373 --> 01:44:58.834
- Randall's sick.
- Yeah, more cancer.

1688
01:44:59.293 --> 01:45:00.502
Cancer of the take.

1689
01:45:00.961 --> 01:45:04.214
If I get Randall put out
to fucking pasture, can we do this deal?

1690
01:45:04.965 --> 01:45:06.049
Come inside?

1691
01:45:08.260 --> 01:45:09.344
I can come inside.

1692
01:45:11.138 --> 01:45:13.181
But I'll come for you in the end,
you know that.

1693
01:45:15.100 --> 01:45:16.310
That's what's exciting.

1694
01:45:17.185 --> 01:45:21.606
I'm excited to see what happens,
my platform operating full tilt.

1695
01:45:24.693 --> 01:45:26.528
- It's nothing.
- Nothing?

1696
01:45:26.695 --> 01:45:27.696
Nothing.

1697
01:45:32.034 --> 01:45:35.370
I think there's a non-trivial chance
it'll be a full fucking disaster.

1698
01:45:35.704 --> 01:45:37.414
Yeah, and I don't.

1699
01:45:50.552 --> 01:45:52.220
I guess we gotta make
a little side bet then.

1700
01:45:54.222 --> 01:45:57.225
Finally, this poker weekend
has some fucking action.

1701
01:45:58.143 --> 01:45:59.686
Fuck!

1702
01:47:13.260 --> 01:47:17.472
<i>Hi, I'm Slowzo and I'll guide you
through today's session.</i>

1703
01:47:18.640 --> 01:47:19.641
<i>Inhale...</i>

1704
01:47:21.810 --> 01:47:23.603
<i>and exhale.</i>

1705
01:47:25.730 --> 01:47:26.731
<i>Inhale...</i>

1706
01:47:29.025 --> 01:47:30.735
<i>and exhale.</i>