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Political turmoil escalated again today
across Central Europe and South Asia,
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with several more outbreaks of violence
being directly attributed to new features
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released in limited beta form last week
on social media platform, Traam.
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Traam founder, Venis Parish, has pledged
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his company will act
with all due consideration
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before launching
the final release version of the new tools
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to its four billion users globally.
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Oh, shit. I typed--
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For the launch announce.
It's so dumb. "Fuck" but with two U's.
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Oops.
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- "Fuuck."
- It's funny, right?
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That's... that's fucking funny.
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Shall I put that?
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We can launch
the full-fat product globally
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and just be like, "Fuuck" with two U's?
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- What about with, like, three U's?
- I don't know. I like two.
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Yeah, no, two... two is genius.
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Boom!
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I just launched
a raft of new content tools
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that are gonna make
the fucking printing press
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look like pre-cum
and announced it like, "Fuuck."
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What?
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I... I just think given
what we're putting out into the world,
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- if we don't have the AI to help us--
- Censor?
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No, to help manage and mitigate.
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I mean, right now,
you have the White House,
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but that changes, plug gets pulled
and we death spiral.
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Okay, fine, you can tell Janine
and the board that I will talk to Jeff
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- about his amazing AI...
- Thank you.
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...so they can stop freaking out.
It's very boring.
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Let's get some nice, little plinths
for the whiskeys. Little whiskey plinths.
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- Have these been pre-pitted?
- Yes.
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Which means
that some little greasy monster
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from Whole Foods
has had his little fingers in them,
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and I don't like that.
Hold on, one second. Hello?
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Dude! So, I'm coming to poker,
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if... if you can accommodate.
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Ven-- You're-- Absolutely. That's awesome.
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Yeah, man, hungry for the hang.
And Jeff is coming?
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Yeah, Jeff's coming, if that's okay.
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Yeah. Yeah, that's... that's great.
New place, yeah?
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Yep, new place. This is--
Can't wait for you to see it.
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Okay, man. Sounds good.
I gotta run. I gotta run. See ya later.
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Yeah, copy that.
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- Soups.
- Jeff. Just a heads up, Ven is coming.
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Yeah? Fine. That's... that's great.
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- Yeah? You cool? Brewsters back on?
- Soups, I'm--
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- If he's cool, I'm cool.
- 'Cause, obviously-- You know.
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- It'd be good to see him, so--
- All right.
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- Soon, Soups.
- See you soon.
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You happy?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, look,
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it's 36 hours of dark roasts
with my best buds. I... I'm happy.
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Obviously, from my POV,
you dropping the news
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that you're going to a fuck party
in Mexico is sub-optimal.
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- Okay, I really don't like how your...
- But I'm dealing with it.
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...anxiety manifests itself, Jeff. Okay?
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And just because people have sex
at a party doesn't mean it's a sex party.
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I... I think it's exactly what it means.
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Yes?
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Randy? Just so you know, Ven is in.
Original Brewsters are go!
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Okay, good. That's great news, Souperman.
I am en route, but I am in meetings, so...
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- Copy.
- Okay. Bye-bye.
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Yes. So, I've got everything,
and I've reviewed.
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But is everything in order?
Because my previous medical team were--
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Well, I prefer
the unfashionable Victorian taxonomy,
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oaf, simpleton, imbecile, moron.
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Dr. Tofler was certainly an oaf,
very likely a simpleton.
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I know, James. But...
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in terms of the facts, the diagnosis...
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- we all agree. There is no cure, per se.
- I don't believe you.
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But with good care,
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you're looking at certainly five,
probably ten, maybe 15 years, before--
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You're not a very intelligent person,
are you, Doctor Phipps?
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All the things we can do,
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and we can't fix one tiny,
little piece of gristle inside of me?
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Incorrect.
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Sayonara, team! "No droids
in the cantina," enjoy the bunkhouse!
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Do better!
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I just want him to be comfortable.
And he's the richest man in the world,
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so, you know, he has a high threshold.
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So, yeah. I think,
Venis takes mine here, the master.
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- And I go guest. Yeah?
- You relocate?
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Yeah, yeah, it's nothing.
Just expunge me from here
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and I hop over to Guest One.
And we down-low that information.
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Not because it's humiliating.
Just because it's boring. Thanks, P.
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Your first guest has arrived,
Randall Garrett.
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Cool. Great. Tell him I'm coming.
Can't wait to see that asshole.
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Just be a moment.
Just quickly see something.
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"Slowzo. Welcome to Slowzo.
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Not just a meditation tool.
It's a lifestyle super-app."
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"The cool thing about jumping in
with a bill--"
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"Dropping a bill of chunk.
A chunk o' bill. A b-nut."
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"Popping a b-nut.
If you bust a b-nut into this app,
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it will give birth to a unicorn."
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Human rights workers in Libya say,
they believe there is a direct link...
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- No.
- ...between the violence being unleashed
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on migrants and deepfakes generated
using new content creation tools
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unlocked last week
by social media giant Traam.
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One expert claimed today's release
of additional features globally
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was like pouring gasoline on a--
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Shut up.
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Hello! Is the owner
of this terrible monstrosity home?
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Rand-O. Papa Bear.
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- Dark Money Gandalf in the flesh.
- Jeffrey. My love. How is your heartrate?
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- Seventy-three.
- I have a sleep score of 80.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Oh, no.
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- The Brewsters are crowing!
- Yeah.
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Cock-a-brewdle-doo!
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All right, come on in,
come on in, come on in.
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- Look at this fucking place, Souperman.
- Right? Thank you.
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- Wow.
- No, no, no, I... I just said look at it.
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No compliment implied.
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Yeah, it was
an incredible value proposition.
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Had to shoot a few puppies to get
Mountainhead ready for the weekend,
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- but, you know.
- Mountainhead?
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- Yeah.
- Like, "Fountainhead" Mountainhead?
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Was your interior decorator Ayn Bland?
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Oh, my gosh, here we go. All right.
You see Nikkei is suspending?
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- Oh, yes, and so it begins.
- Right?
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No, Randy loves this shit. You rubbing
your hands in glee or anticipation?
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- Change.
- Change?
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Change. Things can't get any worse
for the working man, Jeff.
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Really? What do you think
the minimum wage is in South Sudan?
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It's-- Come on. What's the square footage?
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Twenty-one thou.
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Construction tripled, but I'm like,
you know what, quality is quality.
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Yeah. I mean, you only build
a pedophile lair once,
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so you gotta get it right.
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No, seriously,
make those kids happy, buddy.
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- Are you guys seeing this?
- Jesus.
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Panic buying in Tokyo?
Shanghai might suspend.
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The Japanese are freaking out
about nothing again.
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Right. No, seriously, Soups, man,
this place is just fucking ugly.
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Like... like, really,
just like, objectively...
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- Yeah.
- ...a terrible design.
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What exactly are the objective criteria
for aesthetic judgment, Jeff?
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That's true. I did meet
your first wife, so...
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- And I fucked your girlfriend.
- Oh, wow!
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- I'm sorry. That's not-- Just nasty.
- Nice.
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So, seriously, Jeff,
you're making crazy dollar.
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Yeah, I mean, dude, you know,
you build the great AI
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- and then let the AI do everything else.
- Yeah.
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A lot of opportunities
in this fucking shitshow
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if you know what you're doing.
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- And you know Venis is coming?
- Yeah, yeah, I know Venis is coming.
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It's-- I'm excited,
I'm excited to see him.
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- Are you? Excited?
- Yes.
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You guys think a couple words
on a podcast are really gonna bump us?
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I'm worried about him.
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I mean, the UN is up his ass
for stoking a fucking race war, right?
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- Okay, come on.
- I'm just saying, I'm worried about him,
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I... I heard he's circling the jet
just to fall asleep.
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No, he's killing it. The full suite?
The UI? Unbelievable.
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His team just executed his vision to fuck.
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To fuck. That sounded good, man.
No, that sounded really good.
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I heard you hired a kid in Baltimore
to teach you how to curse.
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And I heard you hired a kid in Toronto
to teach you how to fuck.
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Yeah! Now we're doing it.
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- Now, it's happening.
- That's good.
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- The Montreux Razz Festival!
- Yeah.
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This is great.
This is great. This is great.
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Oh, my God. I missed you guys.
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- I love seeing you.
- Yeah.
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- Catching up on personal stuff, business.
- That's true.
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What's the...
what's the temperature in here?
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This is like 69.5.
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- Solid temp.
- Hell, yeah.
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Yeah. It's good.
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And Rand-O, you... you good, man?
Like the-- Yeah?
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- Me? Yes, I... I am amazing.
- With the... the health? Yeah?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Cancer was net-net a big positive.
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Wisdom, 50% increase.
Purpose, meaning, both way up.
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- Right. Sure.
- And on-- And the physical side?
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Not a concern.
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Which is cool not to worry about it
because I don't have to, so I just don't.
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Right.
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Officials here say
they are totally overwhelmed
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by the scale and quality
of the fabricated news reports
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and fake eyewitness accounts
circulating on Traam.
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The contested video
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- is one of many contributing to...
- Move it into the bedroom.
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...increased
inter-ethnic tensions across northern...
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...violence and unrest is growing,
has paralyzed...
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See you all tomorrow.
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Hi, sir. Welcome
to Mountainhead. Right this way.
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Here we go!
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Cock-a-brewdle-doo, dude!
Welcome to Mountainhead!
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Doesn't he look good? He looks good.
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- Come here.
- Come here.
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- Don't crowd him, Soups!
- I'm not. It's just good to see him.
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- Come on!
- It's cool.
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Bring it in. Cock-a-brewdle-doo.
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Hell, yeah. You look so good.
You look so good.
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- I love your glasses. This is great.
- Ven-Diagram.
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Can we hug it out?
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Yeah, buddy, of course.
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- Good to see you.
- Bring it in.
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Oh, man, watch out. Don't crush me
with all that "founder energy."
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- I was misquoted.
- How can you be misquoted if you said it?
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Who cares? I don't even remember.
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Now it feels right.
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Hey, the Fed called me. They call you?
Are we worried about this Italy thing?
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No need for concern over any country
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- with an exportable cheese.
- As in?
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No country with
an internationally traded consumer cheese
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has ever defaulted on its national debt.
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- Wow.
- Boom!
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- Blah, blah, blah. Whatever-- No, no, no.
- Classic Randy, 200 IQ.
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- That's good.
- You look so good.
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Why are you being weird, Soups?
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- He is.
- I'm just saying you look great,
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that's all. I mean, I--
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Obviously, this launch shit's delivering
a lot of torque to your airframe.
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No. Hardcore gravy.
We're all lubed up, you know?
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But have we seen
what Founder Jeff is doing?
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Your net worth
must be like 2X in the last 24.
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I mean, it's only 'cause of, you know,
all the fucking deads from your launch.
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- Ouch! Ouch!
- Your shitty stock to the moon.
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Hard talk!
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Here... here, guys, take it to the ring.
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Take it to the ring. Sit down.
Come on, sit down.
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- That is harsh.
- Sit soft, sit soft. Come on.
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- Ven?
- Yes?
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- How are you, man?
- I'm fantastic.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
230
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I don't know if I can stay
the whole weekend.
231
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I'm supposed to see a Bugatti in Holland.
232
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The divorce is done?
233
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We only really got married as a joke.
234
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- Yeah.
- You know?
235
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Allison is a disastrous communicator.
236
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She has this wildly inaccurate model
of the world inside her brain.
237
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- Can I get a soda?
- Yeah.
238
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Yeah, I just need to be around my guys,
you know? Some people who fucking get it.
239
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God, I'm like-- I'm completely bifurcated.
240
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You know?
I'm like hyper-focused on this launch.
241
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And on my child, which is amazing.
242
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- But I need to give him some space.
- Hey, you-- Randall?
243
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- NSA director might talk to us?
- Why would the ATMs go weak-titty in Ohio?
244
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No, just one under-capitalized bank.
245
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Uncle Hayseed's Jug-band Credit Union.
It's de minimis.
246
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Yeah, seems de minimis.
247
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Yeah, but I mean, this...
this violence in Uzbekistan,
248
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it's kind of concerning? You know, like--
249
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Sorry, but the Stans? I think we only have
G20 bandwidth. Gotta prioritize.
250
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Solid take. Gentlemen, discussion!
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Join me, brainstorm a statement.
The new upgrades are great!
252
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We're excited. The Valley loves this.
The antidote to bad tech is good tech.
253
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Better we helm than the Chinese. Upbeat.
254
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Highlight some of the coolest content
Traam creators are producing? Yes?
255
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:04,379
Yeah, yeah, like that one clip of the...
the kid juggling all the feet?
256
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,506
- Yeah.
- That was good.
257
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Yeah, just like we're fucking here
playing poker at Mountainhead,
258
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just being fucking normal Brewsters
brewing it up. Relax.
259
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Oh, shit, actually,
I think these are real severed feet.
260
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- Come on.
- That's crazy, man.
261
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Jeff's sniping.
He's fucking snipey, snipe, snipe.
262
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- Are you with us or not, man?
- No, dude, I-- I don't blame you, man.
263
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I mean, planet Earth's like
an all-you-can-eat buffet,
264
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and no one's gonna stop
till we clear all the hot plates, right?
265
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Fine. Hit me. If we're constructing
an intellectual barricade,
266
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what are my weak points?
267
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- Steel man?
- Yeah.
268
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Okay. Steel man says,
269
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your platform was already divisive
and last week's upgrade made it way worse.
270
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And now you've inflamed
a volatile situation
271
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and people are using generative AI
272
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to circulate hyper-personalized messages,
unfalsifiable deepfakes.
273
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Shit like named person X
goes to named area Y,
274
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to buy named weapon
to go at named group at named hour,
275
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promoting genocidal proximate attacks,
276
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creating sectarian division
with video evidence,
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massive market instability, fraud.
278
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Yeah, I guess all that,
though, is debatable,
279
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right, at Traam headquarters?
280
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Look...
281
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first time people saw a movie,
everybody ran screaming
282
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because they thought
they were gonna get hit by a train.
283
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The answer to that was not,
"Stop the movies."
284
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:37,556
- The answer was, "Show more movies."
- Yes.
285
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We're gonna show users
as much shit as possible
286
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until everyone realizes
nothing's that fucking serious.
287
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- Yeah.
- Nothing means anything
288
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and everything's funny and cool.
289
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- Exactly. Precisely.
- Funny.
290
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Intellectual salon.
That's why I built this place.
291
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It's exactly how I saw it working.
292
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Shall we draft something?
A Brewster Proclamation?
293
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The one thing that would
actually be helpful, as it happens,
294
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is if people knew
that I had access to your AI.
295
00:18:02,289 --> 00:18:04,291
Well, yeah,
because yours is so racist and shitty.
296
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,125
- Oh!
- Come on.
297
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,210
- Wow.
- Come on. That's shitty.
298
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:10,797
No, because you fucking people-trafficked
Nilo and my whole division.
299
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:14,343
And what they've done for me
at BILTER is phenomenal. It's intuitive.
300
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:19,598
It... it really is. On fraud,
differentiation, fakes. Knows a joke.
301
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,768
Moderation that isn't moderation,
smart glass.
302
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,311
- So, sell it to me.
- No, no, no, no, no.
303
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,563
- What the fuck? Like, like-- Like--
- No. No deals, no meals,
304
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,273
- no high heels, guys.
- Yeah. No deals.
305
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,027
I mean-- Do you even have
board approval for this?
306
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,532
Yeah, no, no, I get it, man.
I've got zero-shot learning and...
307
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,324
the Essence of Justice in a box,
308
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:41,786
and you've got, what,
4Chan on fucking acid, so...
309
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,872
- Awesome.
- I'm selling a filter for nightmares.
310
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That's not the kind of business
that slows down.
311
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So, what, I'm supposed to just give that
up to do you a favor?
312
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I... I don't care.
313
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- But you get crazy rich, cash, or stock...
- Yeah.
314
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...and it's a great partnership.
Any shape. A strategic partnership.
315
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,269
Oh, dude, fucking-- Oh, thank you, Ven.
316
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,563
Thank you for your...
for your strategic partnership.
317
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,816
Oh, wow.
318
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,734
- Okay.
- Oh, yeah!
319
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,611
I can feel the strategy in my mouth.
320
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:19,074
Oh, my God. Is that...
is that founder energy?
321
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,826
Where are you going, partner?
322
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:25,497
Oh, fuck, you fucking partnered
all over my face.
323
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,499
Thank you, man. It's so good.
324
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,042
You're a very sick person, Jeffrey.
325
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:34,423
That's... that's very funny.
But let's talk, though. Yeah?
326
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:38,342
Violent confrontations
rocked Armenia today
327
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:41,013
after a series
of computer-generated news reports
328
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,932
posted on Traam alleged
that Azerbaijan was preparing for
329
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a Turkish-backed military intervention.
330
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Community leaders are urging people
not to trust online news reports,
331
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no matter how convincing they appear.
332
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,682
Yeah, only black bears here.
333
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,685
They're very timid. You can walk right up
to them and... and slap them.
334
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,188
So beautiful you could fuck it.
335
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,989
- And you're good, with everything?
- Oh, yeah, I think so.
336
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,370
- Pressure. Pressure building.
- Oh, yeah.
337
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:54,502
I do think that I need Jeff's AI.
Because this pressure is quite intense.
338
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,838
That's how you know
you're doing something important.
339
00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:00,341
Yeah. Yeah, I do feel like people
are getting it, though.
340
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:04,304
The numbers, the engagement,
which, you know, was becoming a concern.
341
00:21:05,555 --> 00:21:07,641
But why do people have to focus
on the little niggly-nubbins?
342
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,308
It's like, are you people dumb?
343
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,186
- This has to fucking happen.
- Yeah.
344
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,438
You're always going
to get some people dead.
345
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:18,944
I mean, there will be eight to ten
cardiac arrests during a Super Bowl.
346
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,153
Right.
347
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:22,698
Stop the Super Bowl!
348
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,534
Do you believe in other people?
349
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,119
I think one needs to.
350
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,039
Yeah, but do you?
Eight billion people as real as us?
351
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,542
Well, obviously not.
352
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,342
He looks good, doesn't he? Ven?
353
00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:44,928
His skin, it's resplendent.
354
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:50,142
He's been using it. Slowzo.
I don't know if there's a connection.
355
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,518
But it's kind of wild, right?
356
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:56,397
I mean, he said he needs to jerk off
every two hours.
357
00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,692
"A resplendent complexion."
358
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:03,195
I'm just wondering, you know,
if his buds need to encourage him
359
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:08,327
- to rest up a little bit.
- Slowzo. The burn is tough, it is.
360
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,745
I might actually-- No biggie,
361
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,749
but might actually look
to rustle up a bill chunk?
362
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:18,754
- A billion, Soups?
- Just a b-nut.
363
00:22:19,379 --> 00:22:21,798
- For a meditation app?
- Not just a meditation app.
364
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:26,845
- A lifestyle super-app.
- Look, man, if you really need a chunk,
365
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,513
it's not my area, but I could look
at the deck.
366
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,475
I get it, you know,
mental health is exploding with,
367
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:35,228
you know, everything, and...
368
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:39,608
if the deck's clear,
then maybe it's a thing. Yeah.
369
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,031
Like, I'm not very connected to my mother.
370
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:49,950
Well, studies show
that is super important.
371
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,161
Yeah.
372
00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:53,412
Yeah, studies show it's super important.
373
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,456
I mean, I've just lost connection
with so many people.
374
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:59,711
Nilo, Yannis, and even you guys. Really.
375
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,381
- But my mom is tough, man.
- Yeah.
376
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:08,552
I just feel like if I could get us off
this fucking rock, it would solve so much.
377
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:09,720
Well, you know,
378
00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,598
it's a solid starter planet,
but we've outgrown it, no doubt.
379
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,434
I just wanna get us transhuman.
380
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:18,647
Like, up on grid, Tron biking around.
381
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:21,149
Digital milkshakes,
robot hand jobs, you know?
382
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:25,195
To actually be in Plato's Academy
with Plato.
383
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,240
I just feel like the universe is,
384
00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:33,786
like, taking a... it's like taking a grip
and it's easing me apart,
385
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:36,664
like my torso is being levered apart
with tremendous force
386
00:23:36,665 --> 00:23:39,751
and like the emptiness of the galaxies
is just, like, rushing in.
387
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,923
Not good.
388
00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:47,717
Ven.
389
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:52,556
What do you think is the timeline
on uploading a human consciousness?
390
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:55,934
Glitchy? Ten.
391
00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,980
If Jeff would sell me Nilo
and my guys back?
392
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,859
My compute? Maybe five.
393
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,989
And could I...
394
00:24:09,322 --> 00:24:14,285
This is going to sound dumb.
If you get the toolset from Jeff's AI,
395
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:19,207
- could I be one of the first to actually--
- Sure, man. You're first in line.
396
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:24,129
We just gotta do, like, a mouse,
a pig, like, ten morons,
397
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:28,175
and then once we're clean,
you're going digital, Randall.
398
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,427
First brain on the grid.
399
00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:35,056
First brain on the grid
400
00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:39,935
- First brain on the grid
- That's good, that's good.
401
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:42,189
- That's a good song.
- First brain on the grid
402
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:47,777
Well done. You know, it's nice
to sing sometimes for no reason.
403
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:51,448
Yes.
404
00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,517
Okay. Okay.
405
00:25:18,975 --> 00:25:22,395
Four presidents of tech!
Here on Mount Techmore.
406
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:26,232
The state of the nation
financial evaluation.
407
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:30,110
Brewsters, get yo net worths on!
408
00:25:30,111 --> 00:25:32,155
- Yeah!
- Net worth!
409
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,282
Okay. The King of Cash.
410
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:39,119
The Marquis of Moolah.
The North Star of Net Worth.
411
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:43,707
- It's Venis Parish at 220 bill.
- Yeah!
412
00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:46,794
- My God, it's like writing on granite.
- Yeah!
413
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:48,004
Icy!
414
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:49,839
He's a plutocrat
415
00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:53,134
- who's also a Plato-cat!
- Yeah!
416
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,678
- The Grand Old Duke of Dough.
- Yeah!
417
00:25:55,679 --> 00:26:00,349
- Randall Garrett, on 63 bill.
- Hell, yeah!
418
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,102
Give it to me!
419
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:05,855
Feels good!
420
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:10,568
- This guy, he's a young buck...
- Come on.
421
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,778
...making the big bucks.
422
00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:15,614
His data analytics
have confounded all the critics.
423
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:18,784
Jeff Abredazi, I have you at 38.
424
00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:22,288
Oh, 59, actually. Yeah, yeah,
that's the closest estimate right now.
425
00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:24,206
It's 5-9. Soft on either end,
426
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:26,876
- but stock price is nuts off the chaos.
- Nice.
427
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:28,628
- Yeah.
- Hit that right there.
428
00:26:29,337 --> 00:26:34,342
- Oh, yeah.
- And now, the host without the most.
429
00:26:34,884 --> 00:26:39,388
The poor relation who still gets
an invitation, the Souperman,
430
00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:46,103
Hugo Van Yalk,
at a not-too-shabby 521 million.
431
00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,857
- Million. M. M. Million!
- Million!
432
00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,109
- Bravo. Bravo.
- Great.
433
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:54,446
All right, everybody. Let's do this.
434
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,365
- Diadem for Venis.
- Yes.
435
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,534
- Captain hat for Randy.
- Thank you, sir!
436
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:01,828
Sailor for Jeff.
437
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:06,415
And once again, bringing home the ladle.
Soup Kitchen.
438
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:09,627
- Ladle-oh-hoo-hoo!
- Soups and his enormous spoon!
439
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,004
All right. There she is.
440
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:14,841
- Own the ladle, bitch.
- Okay, gentlemen, let us shout.
441
00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:18,970
Mountain God Accelerator Legacy
Manifestation!
442
00:27:19,429 --> 00:27:23,766
Mountain God Accelerator
Legacy Manifestation!
443
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,601
- Slowzo goes super-app!
- Transhuman world harmony!
444
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:28,062
- Please don't let Hester fuck anybody!
- The rules surrounding anti-trust
445
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,521
to be handed to a more competent entity
446
00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:32,359
to ensure biotech delivers
meaningful life extension
447
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:37,364
unfettered by the dead hand
of government over-regulation!
448
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:43,119
- Transhuman world harmony!
- Slowzo goes super-app!
449
00:27:43,536 --> 00:27:46,122
Please don't let Hester fuck anybody!
450
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:07,352
Ven, you're gonna be hearing something
really horrible has happened.
451
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,646
Yeah, I heard.
How many were in the building?
452
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,899
Three to four hundred burned alive.
453
00:28:13,483 --> 00:28:16,944
But we are now being used
by white hats and emergency services.
454
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:21,491
Right. Exactly. We're gonna be a positive.
We are a positive.
455
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:25,120
That we know. The rest is just conjecture.
456
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:30,417
I mean, I believe we are.
It's just whether we are--
457
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:31,710
We are.
458
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,967
- What?
- You good?
459
00:28:40,301 --> 00:28:43,387
It's just a really steep learning curve
460
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,141
in regions where we're bringing in
a lot of new users.
461
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:49,727
Yeah, no, it sounds super steep, actually.
462
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,606
Yeah, people are going to get it.
Once one Palestinian kid sees some, like,
463
00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:58,361
really fucking bananas content from, like,
one Israeli kid, like, the right shit,
464
00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:05,076
they're gonna be like,
"Hey. Okay." And then it's all over.
465
00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:09,914
Yeah, no, no, I'm... I'm sure
you'll solve Palestine, but right now,
466
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:13,543
you've got fakes of rape gangs
in the next village.
467
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:18,714
Yeah, and also Snoopy with a hard-on,
60-feet tall, 8K photo-real,
468
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:23,802
- and like, you kinda get it. You know?
- Yeah, no, I-- I'm getting it, for sure.
469
00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:26,847
So, you and big, horny Snoopy
keep spreading your chaos,
470
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,684
and I'll make my nut
selling the guardrails.
471
00:29:30,810 --> 00:29:33,270
This is a partnership.
A lot of fucking money
472
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:35,523
- in my BILTER filter.
- You're a dick.
473
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:39,735
Up to 500 people are now feared dead
in this latest attack.
474
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,321
It seems the victims
were wrongly identified
475
00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:44,615
in a manipulated deepfake video clip
476
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:48,703
purporting to show preparations
for the desecration of religious sites.
477
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,997
The victims were chased by a mob
into a community center
478
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:55,375
on the outskirts of the city,
where a number of women and children
479
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,504
- had already sought refuge.
- Unbelievable.
480
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:02,424
The blaze started when Molotov cocktails
were thrown through windows
481
00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:06,012
and the doors of the building barred
with abandoned cars.
482
00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:12,143
A government spokesperson said the amount
of disinformation being manufactured
483
00:30:12,268 --> 00:30:15,104
has reached a level
which is overwhelming authorities,
484
00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:18,524
after Traam's full global upgrade
of content creation
485
00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:19,859
and messaging features.
486
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:31,347
- Can you mute that, for Ven?
- I don't give a fuck.
487
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,101
I just want to say,
this is not on you, Venis.
488
00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:38,520
Obviously, this is not on me.
Why would you even say that?
489
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,982
Exactly. This is on the people
throwing the firebombs.
490
00:31:41,190 --> 00:31:43,525
- Should I cancel the DJ out of respect?
- Yeah, yeah.
491
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:46,236
No, I mean, watching a machete
cut through human flesh is tough,
492
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:49,866
but you three dancing on a carpet
is a real atrocity.
493
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,409
You guys, a lot of this isn't even real.
494
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:57,248
It's like so hyper real
that it can't be real.
495
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:00,877
You know, like, could I have
possibly asked for better marketing?
496
00:32:01,544 --> 00:32:03,463
It's so dumb. Look at the fire.
497
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:09,218
Guys, I seem to have a new number.
498
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:17,936
Holy shit.
Dude, that's a very chunky number.
499
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:28,112
Well done. Shall we open champagne?
500
00:32:28,404 --> 00:32:30,698
No, no, no, we don't--
This is not a champagne moment.
501
00:32:30,823 --> 00:32:33,325
Jeff's net worth
is officially greater than mine,
502
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:37,788
and it would be perverse
not to celebrate his perspicuity.
503
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,666
- No, it's--
- Soups, fetch the hat!
504
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:42,709
- It's not appropriate.
- Fetch the hat!
505
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,253
- Dude. Yeah.
- Fetch the hat, Soup!
506
00:32:45,254 --> 00:32:47,297
Don't get the hat.
I don't want the hat, dude.
507
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:48,675
- I'm fetching the hat!
- This is not--
508
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,803
Jeffrey, congratulations.
509
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:55,348
You saw your edge. Open the champagne.
510
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,101
Off... off all the chaos,
it's... it's gross.
511
00:32:58,226 --> 00:32:59,977
I got mixed feelings on this one, guys.
512
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:03,355
I mean, I'm sitting on the cure
to info cancer while everybody dies.
513
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,732
It's weird.
514
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:12,073
He is now the second-ranking Brewster,
and I, for one, celebrate that.
515
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,533
- Open the champagne!
- I... I don't want to.
516
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:18,078
- Open the champagne, Jeff!
- Come on. So, I... I leapfrogged
517
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:21,164
some telecoms guy in Thailand,
and... and it's-- And you?
518
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,334
You don't need to be
a fucking prick about it!
519
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:29,549
Come here.
520
00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:34,595
Let's... let's have some champagne.
521
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:37,765
Just kidding.
522
00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:41,185
- Congratulations, Jeff.
- Here we are, here we are.
523
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:43,396
- Yeah. You cracked the top ten.
- It's... it's all theoretical.
524
00:33:47,900 --> 00:33:49,317
- Cheers. To Jeff.
- Cheers.
525
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,485
- To Jeff.
- To Jeff.
526
00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:51,570
It's all theoretical.
527
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,698
- No, it's all theoretical.
- Yeah.
528
00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:58,535
It doesn't matter. You taking it
so seriously makes me think
529
00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:01,831
that you have perhaps ascribed
more meaning to it than you should?
530
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:06,085
- Yes?
- Not real. Heads don't explode like that.
531
00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:09,047
- Heads don't explode like that?
- No.
532
00:34:09,505 --> 00:34:11,799
- How do heads explode?
- Heads don't really explode.
533
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:14,593
Guys, you do know that it's okay to laugh
534
00:34:14,594 --> 00:34:16,344
at how bad and fake
some of this stuff is, yes?
535
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,972
Ven, I'm on a live stream.
536
00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:20,391
You want me to jump in the chat,
ask them to stop pillaging?
537
00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:24,937
A man just machine-gunned his neighbor
for wet wipes in Kentucky.
538
00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:28,066
- What we have is toxic, not terminal.
- That's funny.
539
00:34:28,649 --> 00:34:30,026
Yeah, I asked them to knock it off,
540
00:34:30,151 --> 00:34:32,778
but the people in the chat
are so pro-pillage at this point.
541
00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:35,822
But, Jeff, if you talk to Misha
542
00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:37,616
and your board announces
that they're helping,
543
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:39,242
doesn't all of this move forward?
544
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,828
You want me to talk to Misha?
Are... are you guys peer pressuring me?
545
00:34:41,829 --> 00:34:43,623
- No, no, no.
- Well, no, are you gonna make me get,
546
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:45,749
like, a... a tattoo and start smoking?
547
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:49,462
I mean, what happened to,
"No deals, no meals, no high heels?"
548
00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,714
Sell me your fucking BILTER filter.
549
00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,883
It's good for you and it's good for me.
550
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:57,011
Is this why you came?
To put the squeeze on?
551
00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:00,097
You know, Ven,
why don't you just dial some dials, man?
552
00:35:00,098 --> 00:35:01,724
Why don't you tweak something on your end?
553
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:03,683
- Tweak? I'll tweak.
- Yeah?
554
00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,269
- Make some little fuckin' tweaks.
- Make me a little fuckin' tweak, bitch.
555
00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:07,855
- Yeah.
- You know what I think, honestly?
556
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:10,441
I think pedal to the fucking metal.
557
00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:14,986
I'm negotiating with four hyper-scale
data centers, so nothing is stopping this.
558
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:19,492
I say we just push through.
Let's fucking go!
559
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:20,617
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
560
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:25,248
- Let's fucking go! Come on!
- Yeah, man!
561
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,708
The worse the disease,
the more valuable the cure.
562
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,794
- Let's just fucking go, huh?
- Let's fucking go.
563
00:35:30,795 --> 00:35:33,588
- Let's just fucking go.
- Let's fucking go!
564
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,258
All right, dude, go.
565
00:35:36,342 --> 00:35:38,469
Are you seeing this?
566
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:40,680
What the fuck?
567
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:47,561
Argentina's just... just chaos.
Argentina's going.
568
00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:49,188
Central Bank went cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
569
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:51,273
- Yeah.
- What we're seeing
570
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:54,944
is hyperinflation in the Global South
and a credit crunch in the North.
571
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,696
Yeah, but, you know,
maybe if you're in Ecuador,
572
00:35:57,697 --> 00:35:59,448
everything's groovy, Ven?
573
00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:04,996
Yeah, Ecuador seems... Ecuador seems fine.
No, Ecuador's fucked.
574
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:09,458
Shit, that's so sad. Well, let's just look
east now to Peru and hope she withstands.
575
00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:13,004
Hey, is... is anyone getting anything
from the Mayan peninsula?
576
00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:17,592
- Hester's not picking up.
- She's probably just gone to bed early.
577
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:20,011
With a couple of warlords
and a mariachi band.
578
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:24,724
Yeah, yeah, right, right.
They're, like, fucking her with a maraca.
579
00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:28,311
That's... that's always really funny.
Yeah, she's with other guys.
580
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:30,813
I'm just razzing.
581
00:36:31,063 --> 00:36:35,860
Okay, this is Dave and...
and Roddy. The-- It's the Prez.
582
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,821
The... the President wants to speak to us.
583
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,990
- Sure.
- No, no, us, Ven.
584
00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:42,992
Now? What's he gonna say?
585
00:36:44,243 --> 00:36:48,331
I... I don't know.
We're-- You concerned, or...
586
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,208
- No, I'm not concerned.
- Okay.
587
00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:52,626
Mr. Abredazi, I'll have the President
for you momentarily.
588
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:55,379
- Fine. Sure. Is he there?
- We're holding.
589
00:37:01,510 --> 00:37:04,555
President. Spooky.
590
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,517
In terms of catering,
do you still imagine we'll be playing?
591
00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,852
Because I have
a six-man line-caught turbot.
592
00:37:10,853 --> 00:37:13,231
"No deals, no meals, no high heels."
593
00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:15,607
- Come on.
- It's not a meal. It's a picking fish.
594
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:18,277
What? What the fuck?
What's a picking fish, dude?
595
00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:22,615
This is poker night.
There's no... no staff, no chefs.
596
00:37:22,782 --> 00:37:25,700
This is supposed to be, like,
club sandwiches, heart attack burgers,
597
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:26,994
chicken buckets.
598
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:33,000
This does not feel cool,
the Prez hold-fucking me.
599
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,877
Like, what could he possibly have to say?
600
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:39,381
- I mean... I-- Maybe it's the Balkans?
- It's really quite a magnificent turbot.
601
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:42,426
Look, it doesn't matter what he says.
It's what we say.
602
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,513
Because, really,
it's a very good possibility
603
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:49,225
we are in a moment
of tremendous creative destruction.
604
00:37:49,809 --> 00:37:50,935
Great turning.
605
00:37:52,186 --> 00:37:54,730
Mesopotamia at T-minus 5000...
606
00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:59,150
urbanization, domesticated animals,
607
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:02,613
and the accumulation
of tradable surpluses.
608
00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,241
Movable type. The wheel.
609
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:08,576
Nations are teetering,
politically and economically,
610
00:38:08,577 --> 00:38:11,956
and I think that we play a role.
611
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:20,923
I'm gonna put that motherfucking
bottom feeder on to steam.
612
00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,968
Do we take over
a couple of failing nations?
613
00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:25,469
Show people how it's done?
614
00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:30,099
To one or more fragile or failed
Western Hemisphere states, say,
615
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:36,479
Argentina, Venezuela, or Cuba,
we intellectually and financially
616
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,816
back a rolling swap out
to crypto-network states.
617
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,277
- Populations love it and it snowballs.
- Simple, simple, simple.
618
00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:46,657
That is where this goes.
Creative destruction. Arab Spring.
619
00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:49,243
Maybe we do look
at El Salvador as a dry run.
620
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:52,078
You know, just to double click
on Argentina, the banks, the streets,
621
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:54,206
- it's definitely going.
- That's sad.
622
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:58,669
I have a house there, in Buenos Aires.
Wait, no, I sold it.
623
00:38:58,961 --> 00:39:00,671
- You know, maybe we send you.
- Did I?
624
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:04,050
Souper? To, like, president,
not president Argentina.
625
00:39:04,675 --> 00:39:06,010
That's an actual country.
626
00:39:06,135 --> 00:39:08,928
Maybe we start in Panama,
or buy St. Barts.
627
00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:10,806
It's very small, Jeff. De minimis.
628
00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:14,268
- We could probably buy Haiti.
- Fifteen mill residents?
629
00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:17,688
A thou each to relocate.
Fifteen bill U.S., I could eat that.
630
00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:20,858
Yeah, I don't know
if I want to go to Haiti.
631
00:39:20,983 --> 00:39:23,318
- A lot of starch, a lot of 'quakes.
- You're not.
632
00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:24,736
You're going to Argentina, Souperman.
633
00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:28,907
Seriously, let's get a chopper,
a plane, crisis PR outfit,
634
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,992
notify the central bank, the military,
635
00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:33,120
in case we're sending someone
to Buenos Aires.
636
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:36,165
- How's your Spanish?
- How's his English?
637
00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:38,834
I don't know
if I wanna run Argentina on my own.
638
00:39:39,085 --> 00:39:41,921
Not off the back
of a major construction project.
639
00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:48,511
- Oh, man, Mayor of Paris assassinated.
- Fake.
640
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:53,014
No, dude, they've got like nine angles
of this. Eat shit, Zapruder.
641
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:55,850
- That's tough.
- There's 300,000 people in Red Square.
642
00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:58,896
Real. Guys, I can't switch this off.
643
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:01,607
Right? This is like
when it gets really good.
644
00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:04,318
You get this compound distillation effect
to the content.
645
00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:07,196
You can't just like halt
a slave revolt halfway, right?
646
00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:09,281
We still waiting on the White House?
647
00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:13,411
My view, and it's essentially Hegelian,
648
00:40:14,036 --> 00:40:18,666
is that the whole of history operates
on the "Fuck! What? Cool!" principle.
649
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,085
Fuck, bronze! What? Oh, cool.
650
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:25,797
Civilization. Fuck, iron.
What? Oh, cool, empire.
651
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:29,468
Fuck, industrial production!
What? Oh, cool,
652
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:32,220
surplus value and material happiness.
653
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:34,932
Oh, now do slavery.
Like, fuck, I'm a slave.
654
00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:39,561
- What? I'm still a slave. Like--
- The lesson in history is,
655
00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:43,232
everything is always cool,
so long as you get there.
656
00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:46,193
- Randall's Law.
- No.
657
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:47,902
- I don't...
- Yeah.
658
00:40:47,903 --> 00:40:51,198
...I don't want a law
named after me. That's stupid.
659
00:40:51,323 --> 00:40:53,908
It's simply a theory, Hegelian in origin.
660
00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:56,245
I... I do think
it'll become a law, man. I do.
661
00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,914
A lot of Parisians are saying
this is basically fine.
662
00:40:59,206 --> 00:41:00,916
You know, preferred, even.
663
00:41:01,041 --> 00:41:02,584
There's gonna be lumps
in the supply chain.
664
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:03,918
Unilever, Nestlé, the stocks.
665
00:41:03,919 --> 00:41:05,336
- No. No, no, no.
- It's... It's wild.
666
00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:07,381
We have plenty of calories stockpiled.
667
00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:10,259
Western countries
have strategic commodity reserves.
668
00:41:10,384 --> 00:41:13,052
Canola oil, lard, frozen orange juice,
blah, blah, blah.
669
00:41:13,053 --> 00:41:15,681
If anyone would like to give me a hand
with these cold cuts?
670
00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:18,141
No, I... I'm good. I'll just have
671
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:21,228
a canola oil, lard,
and frozen orange juice sandwich.
672
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:23,522
Okay.
673
00:41:25,357 --> 00:41:28,319
Okay. Guys, have you seen Turkey
and Armenia?
674
00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:30,112
The fake calls?
675
00:41:30,446 --> 00:41:33,031
They've undeclared war,
but units are still mobilized.
676
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:36,702
The streets do not look good.
This is really bad.
677
00:41:36,827 --> 00:41:38,870
- This could be cool.
- It could be cool.
678
00:41:38,871 --> 00:41:42,750
- It could really be turning into a moment.
- In terms of?
679
00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:45,544
Where it all comes out.
680
00:41:45,669 --> 00:41:48,671
All of the fucking hatreds.
All this resentment.
681
00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:52,008
Like, a slightly gnarly
but eventually highly cathartic draining
682
00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:56,805
of all this poison, historical, ethnic,
racial, religious--
683
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,599
It's... It's a great turning of the wheel.
684
00:41:58,724 --> 00:42:01,477
I think that's why I'm so excited
about these atrocities.
685
00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:03,521
No, sure, they're... they're exciting.
686
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:06,899
I'm thinking about all the people
who aren't killing each other.
687
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:10,235
- Order of magnitudes higher.
- It's good for the ecosystem,
688
00:42:10,236 --> 00:42:12,947
- a controlled burn.
- No, I see it, I do. I just--
689
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:15,865
You know, there's the thing
about the people being buried alive.
690
00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:17,367
- "The thing."
- Yeah, sure.
691
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,496
- I mean, we might have to hack the hate.
- Hack the hate?
692
00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:21,830
Bretton Woods crumbles.
693
00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:25,584
The fiat currencies wane.
The blockchain prevails.
694
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,712
Thank you. Are we the Bolsheviks
695
00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:31,715
of a new techno world order
that starts tonight?
696
00:42:32,132 --> 00:42:33,175
Souper...
697
00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,844
this ugly fucking death trap
698
00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:39,473
might have just become
humanity's global HQ.
699
00:42:40,432 --> 00:42:42,893
WHW, White House West.
700
00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:46,729
Communication, logistics?
Military, software, infrastructure?
701
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:50,483
Financial. AI. Meditation, miscellaneous.
702
00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:53,236
And what, we go Argentina,
Paraguay, Chile,
703
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:58,784
- or do we go Haiti, Cuba, Panama, Mexico?
- Great question. South to North, right?
704
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,661
Caracas by Christmas.
705
00:43:00,995 --> 00:43:03,539
Also, on these side plates,
we're gonna reuse them, if that's cool.
706
00:43:04,790 --> 00:43:07,584
Ven, the President, he's ready.
He wants you,
707
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,587
but do you want me
to lay the groundwork, or...
708
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:12,631
I'll... I'll...
I'll just set it up for you.
709
00:43:13,465 --> 00:43:15,801
What the fuck, Jeff?
I mean, he's just a dude.
710
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:20,556
Fucking arrangement of carbon. I got this.
711
00:43:22,516 --> 00:43:24,727
- Cool.
- Say hi for me.
712
00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:25,978
He'll remember.
713
00:43:26,478 --> 00:43:27,479
Okay.
714
00:43:29,064 --> 00:43:30,941
Pretty important carbon.
715
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:36,030
They're panicky, and you're gonna
hear that when you talk to him.
716
00:43:36,697 --> 00:43:38,032
No, he's into this.
717
00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:40,909
Yeah, they like the vibe,
but they don't like...
718
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,953
There's been a lot
of continental U.S. incidents.
719
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:47,707
Attacks. Real, fake, reprisals.
It feels out of control.
720
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:50,919
The NSC wants a circuit breaker.
I'm connecting. You good?
721
00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:52,338
Yep.
722
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,800
Mr. President? Hey, what's up?
723
00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:29,875
He had some poorly informed criticisms.
They got to him. He's scared.
724
00:44:32,211 --> 00:44:35,756
The President's a really nice guy
and a friend, but he's a simpleton.
725
00:44:36,131 --> 00:44:42,012
What I wonder, given their wobbles,
is do we just get upstream,
726
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:49,645
leverage our hardware, software, data,
scale this up, and coup-out the U.S.?
727
00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:55,734
"Coup-out the U.S.?"
That's a pretty fat enchilada.
728
00:44:56,151 --> 00:44:59,446
I think I'll have an egg.
729
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:03,784
A simple hen's egg mit salz. Yes.
730
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:08,163
A coup, like, a coup d'etat coup?
731
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,124
- The U.S.?
- It would be challenging.
732
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,209
Yeah.
733
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:16,880
"Techno-autocrats have stolen my NPR."
But then guess what?
734
00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:19,215
Schools are working, and crime's way down,
735
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,676
and, oh, my God.
I think I like these guys?
736
00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,094
I think I wanna fuck these guys.
737
00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:25,138
And... And we're talking
about the U.S., right?
738
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:28,350
With the military, the aircraft carriers,
the Marines, and--
739
00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:31,644
How do we take them on exactly?
We slap them with Soup's turbot?
740
00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:34,897
I'm... I'm pretty deeply embedded
in terms of hardware, software,
741
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:37,443
- payment rails, wages.
- Yeah. Right.
742
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:40,278
What military operational capability
743
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,865
does the U.S. state have
absent our co-operation?
744
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:44,365
If we went bad goblin?
745
00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:46,368
If I pulled the plug?
Opened the back door?
746
00:45:46,535 --> 00:45:48,162
Nothing flies, nothing moves.
747
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:51,456
Uncle Sam is left with a few unpaid grunts
and their pea-shooters.
748
00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:53,750
Yeah, we'd swarm them with their own kill
drones in 20 minutes.
749
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:57,128
Say, us plus Mike, Roddy on the inside,
Sam, Jerry, and D.?
750
00:45:57,129 --> 00:45:58,255
God!
751
00:45:59,965 --> 00:46:01,133
- This could happen.
- Yeah.
752
00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:02,508
Like, we could actually do this.
753
00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:05,887
Shall I call NSA Roddy? He's spicy.
I have a direct line to the White House.
754
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:07,598
Everyone has a direct line
to the White House.
755
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:08,890
You just need to have a phone.
756
00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,601
I have a very direct line
to the White House.
757
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:12,186
- It goes straight through.
- Randall,
758
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:15,980
- would you consider taking a role as--
- I would not want to act as president,
759
00:46:15,981 --> 00:46:17,107
even interim.
760
00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:20,318
No? But you... you never got
your flowers, really.
761
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,446
I've had my flowers.
I feel very well recognized.
762
00:46:22,571 --> 00:46:26,366
No, no, no, no, no.
What, I want a library named after me?
763
00:46:27,451 --> 00:46:30,077
- No. Don't wanna be president.
- Let us cook.
764
00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:32,538
And we're sure we'd be better
at running the world?
765
00:46:32,539 --> 00:46:35,541
'Cause, Randall, I do think
you're boiling an egg with no water.
766
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:38,504
I have other concerns right now, Jeff.
767
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:43,425
Marcus Aurelius
never had to boil his own egg.
768
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:46,261
I... I don't know, did he?
You grew up with him, right?
769
00:46:48,263 --> 00:46:49,556
Souperman? What's...
770
00:46:49,848 --> 00:46:51,475
- Is there no water coming out?
- No.
771
00:46:57,022 --> 00:47:00,359
That's weird. There's no water.
Why is the-- The water's down?
772
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,445
Shitty pressure in your,
low-ping defective home, Soups?
773
00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:06,323
No, no, no. It's not the pressure, Jeff.
The pressure is excellent.
774
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,867
I get bruises when I take a shower.
Eighty PSI.
775
00:47:09,076 --> 00:47:11,703
Faucets like riot cannons.
No, there's something-- Is--
776
00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,165
Did they disconnect my water?
777
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:18,085
Could be targeted.
Absolutely could be targeted.
778
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:21,255
Yeah, yeah.
China is trying to dehydrate us.
779
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:25,008
If I was China, would I be targeting
the smartest men in America?
780
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,890
- "Yes, I would."
- Look, put it this way.
781
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:37,771
Have the French got the Canadians
to tell the state to cut off my water?
782
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:41,274
Is this because of the mayor of Paris?
Paula!
783
00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:44,486
Sorry. Can anyone hear
a high-pitched noise?
784
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:51,535
Like one that you can't hear? Sub-audible?
785
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:55,247
Because they have a frequency now
786
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:57,708
that just straight out
makes you shit your pants.
787
00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,585
Really? Do you find
that they're playing that for you
788
00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:03,046
increasingly when you shop at CVS or...
789
00:48:03,213 --> 00:48:05,131
- What's that?
- You know, when you go to CVS
790
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:06,884
- to get your meds and they forget--
- Fuck off.
791
00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:10,137
- No, dude, I'm... I'm... I'm--
- Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!
792
00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:11,722
Fuck off! Fuck off!
793
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:18,352
I'm just... I'm... I'm... I'm being a...
a... a Brewster. I'm razzing.
794
00:48:18,353 --> 00:48:19,521
Guys!
795
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:25,610
- How do we feel about all the glass?
- Too much? I wonder if I did too much.
796
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:27,862
No, the Republican Guard are pissed.
797
00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:29,823
I would feel happier
away from all the glass.
798
00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:32,784
The literal Republican Guard?
Like, the Iranian one?
799
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:36,038
What, you... you think they're in Utah?
Came for Sundance?
800
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,246
Huge downside risk.
801
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:40,541
Easy. Downstairs. We don't want
any shrapnel getting in the sliders.
802
00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,585
Let's go. Come on, come on, come on.
803
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:45,047
There's a bunker downstairs.
Let's hunker in the bunker!
804
00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:49,176
I don't understand why we're walking
away from the sliders.
805
00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:55,098
- I just thought the one lane is shabby.
- Oh. Wow.
806
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:58,809
Randy, did we say you for the Fed?
Or for Argentina, Souper?
807
00:48:58,810 --> 00:49:00,269
Or who's doing Argentina?
808
00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:04,650
I can handle the Fed.
Plus Argentina, Uruguay, and Paraguay.
809
00:49:04,858 --> 00:49:07,693
Wow. Yet you destroyed a chain
of regional coffee shops
810
00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:10,572
- in under six months?
- Running a...
811
00:49:10,989 --> 00:49:12,907
Running a country like Paraguay is easier
812
00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:15,410
than breaking into a mature
consumer sector, Jeff.
813
00:49:15,577 --> 00:49:18,997
Yeah, I would seriously rather fix
sub-Saharan Africa
814
00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:21,541
than launch a Sweetgreen challenger
in the current market.
815
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:26,546
Maybe not too much fruit bowling,
in terms of the mechanism?
816
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,548
That's a fruit. A melon is a fruit.
817
00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,968
All right. I mean, fuck it, I guess.
818
00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:35,346
The only thing to say is,
819
00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:40,018
do we think the Western Hemisphere
is a little meager?
820
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:44,398
Kind of used up?
I mean, it's big, but what is it?
821
00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:49,820
Yeah, just an ass-load of Amazon boxes
chugging around '50s infrastructure.
822
00:49:50,612 --> 00:49:53,532
Bunch of cold burritos
getting DoorDashed to deadbeats.
823
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,616
You coup-out Western Hemisphere,
824
00:49:55,617 --> 00:50:00,747
you hopscotch, Maghreb, Saudi, Iran. Asia?
825
00:50:01,289 --> 00:50:05,710
The CCP is a 500-pound gorilla,
in terms of our global protectorate.
826
00:50:05,711 --> 00:50:07,378
What are the strategic
and tactical weaknesses
827
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:08,505
of the Chinese regime?
828
00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:12,009
Thinky, thinky, lovely thinky.
829
00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:15,095
Yes.
830
00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:19,725
Can I just say,
this is just way fucking cool.
831
00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:23,436
I mean, I wanted us
to have a nice weekend and events,
832
00:50:23,437 --> 00:50:25,230
you know, I mean, turned a little dark.
833
00:50:26,064 --> 00:50:27,983
But if we take down China,
834
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:32,028
end the nation state.
Now, we're making memories.
835
00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,364
Yeah, it's so much better to do
one big upgrade on the whole world
836
00:50:35,365 --> 00:50:38,367
than walking around with fucking patches,
"Solving malaria."
837
00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,411
Yeah. "Oh, I'm an old man
and I solved malaria."
838
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:41,829
"Here, loads more Africans."
839
00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:44,207
"Thanks for all the extra Africans,
really loving those!"
840
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:47,044
We're here, guys. We're here.
841
00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:53,759
We literally have the resources,
the mental capacity, the foresight to--
842
00:50:54,134 --> 00:50:57,845
Well, it would be ludicrous to say
to "take over the world,"
843
00:50:57,846 --> 00:51:03,018
but in layman's terms,
to take over the world.
844
00:51:03,977 --> 00:51:08,190
Get the rare earth minerals moving,
stop the shilly-shallying, Jeff,
845
00:51:08,482 --> 00:51:12,234
Ven, little cooperation, unleash the AIs.
846
00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:15,822
We could honestly get post-human
in half a decade.
847
00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:20,951
Eternal life of endless comfort
for trillions.
848
00:51:20,952 --> 00:51:22,329
Classic weekend.
849
00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:24,455
And nanotech, Randy?
850
00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,540
Does that really open the door
to smallification?
851
00:51:26,541 --> 00:51:29,502
Ten minutes after
we get artificial general intelligence,
852
00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,630
we will have nano-folk, period.
853
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,591
My God, we can all get tiny
and live inside each other.
854
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:38,344
I know you're kidding,
but one of us has to stay big, right?
855
00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:40,304
- If we're all going to live inside...
- Yeah, I stay big.
856
00:51:40,305 --> 00:51:42,390
- ...someone else, right?
- I stay big
857
00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:44,518
and you guys
and Sabre all live inside me.
858
00:51:44,810 --> 00:51:48,813
Oh, man, that's living the dream, dude.
Us living in your bowels? Thank you.
859
00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,232
- Okay. Yeah.
- Ven,
860
00:51:50,398 --> 00:51:55,445
I'm getting messaged to ask if you know
that the EU is going to block you?
861
00:51:55,779 --> 00:51:58,531
Is France gonna send their top tech guys
to come for me,
862
00:51:58,532 --> 00:52:00,367
when they get back from fucking lunch?
863
00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:01,952
Maybe we tit-for-tat.
864
00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,579
Take down Western Europe
as a show of force?
865
00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:10,627
- What, grids? Yeah, you could. A brownout?
- Easy peasy.
866
00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:16,466
The great thing about me is that
I know everyone and I can do everything.
867
00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:26,935
- Rolling brownout. Rolling brownout.
- Rolling brownout. Rolling brownout.
868
00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:29,270
- Rolling brownout.
- Rolling brownout. Now, wait.
869
00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:30,980
- Here we go.
- Is France the one?
870
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:34,734
Or Belgium. Those chocolatey assholes.
871
00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:36,862
Hey, Grandpa, your light is on.
872
00:52:37,779 --> 00:52:41,366
Now, one thing we should probably discuss
is people's mental health.
873
00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:42,951
- Yeah?
- I mean,
874
00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:46,412
just as AI takes all the employment ops
875
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:50,291
and money withers,
singularity by Christmas.
876
00:52:50,292 --> 00:52:52,878
You want people going fully-online
in good mental health.
877
00:52:53,628 --> 00:52:56,673
Oh, my God. Soups, are you pitching?
878
00:52:56,798 --> 00:53:00,135
Well, I'm just saying, Jeff is in,
and right now might be a really great time
879
00:53:00,302 --> 00:53:05,764
- for some smart investors to drop a b-nut.
- Jeff's in on Slowzo?
880
00:53:05,765 --> 00:53:07,601
- No. No, I... I said...
- Jeff's in?
881
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:10,978
...that I would look at a deck.
This is incredibly sweaty, Soups.
882
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,314
I'm... I'm just excited.
883
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,481
- And you actually, you know--
- How are you gonna juggle
884
00:53:14,482 --> 00:53:16,817
a meditation app
and being President of Argentina?
885
00:53:16,818 --> 00:53:18,694
- It's a lifestyle super-app...
- Oh, okay.
886
00:53:18,695 --> 00:53:21,364
...and we're looking into
posture correction, therapy,
887
00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:22,741
and a brand-new color.
888
00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:24,241
- A brand-new color?
- Yeah.
889
00:53:24,242 --> 00:53:27,537
Oh, my God, yeah, okay, I'm in.
What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
890
00:53:28,997 --> 00:53:33,043
Hey, did you bang your head
in your super slippery home?
891
00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:35,462
- Ven?
- Yeah?
892
00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:39,298
Board Chair Janine flew in,
is at the bottom gate
893
00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:42,886
and is asking for access. What's the play?
894
00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:46,722
She probably just came to say,
"Thank you, Mr. Venis,
895
00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,141
for making engagement go boom-boom."
896
00:53:56,149 --> 00:54:01,029
- I'm gonna rub one out before my meet.
- Good move. Tactical cum-shedding.
897
00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:04,908
- Smart.
- I sent some messages.
898
00:54:05,283 --> 00:54:06,993
The Argentinians are ready.
899
00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:11,330
Can I just say,
this is all happening incredibly quickly,
900
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:13,083
just in terms of my rise to power.
901
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:17,837
Even just to talk to my parents
would be great. Fuck. Wild.
902
00:54:18,755 --> 00:54:20,799
You're on, Eva Perón.
903
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:35,814
Buenos Aires! This is Mountainhead.
Do you receive? I'm Hugo Van Yalk.
904
00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:39,609
So, who's who of the coup?
905
00:54:58,336 --> 00:54:59,838
How was that? Good guys?
906
00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:02,882
Intense guys.
We really got into it, you know?
907
00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:06,511
Radical transparency playbook.
All relatively straightforward, but yeah.
908
00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:09,596
Did you know
nine Latin American presidents
909
00:55:09,597 --> 00:55:11,308
have been assassinated since the war?
910
00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:15,478
Janine?
911
00:55:16,062 --> 00:55:18,356
Yeah, board troubles.
Janine told my Misha.
912
00:55:19,107 --> 00:55:23,778
- Big board, big rumbles.
- Okay. Brownout. Grid down in Belgium.
913
00:55:25,530 --> 00:55:28,615
I mean, you've interfered with what,
30% of the electrical output?
914
00:55:28,616 --> 00:55:30,409
Even with back-up generators,
915
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:34,247
there'll be some ICU incubators
hurting somewhere.
916
00:55:34,539 --> 00:55:35,664
Gee, let's hope so.
917
00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:38,251
Yeah, gotta show those little
three-pounders who's boss, huh?
918
00:55:39,294 --> 00:55:41,796
What's she saying? She looks pissed.
919
00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:46,092
Yeah, right. Like they're gonna touch him.
920
00:55:49,554 --> 00:55:51,056
I don't like to be threatened.
921
00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:54,767
Okay, no one is threatening you,
but as I understand it,
922
00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:58,772
about ten minutes after we turn it on,
his BILTER AI can just,
923
00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:03,234
if people want, if they want,
tell everyone what's real and what's not.
924
00:56:04,277 --> 00:56:08,573
Fine. If that is a feature that people
are interested in, it's fine. I have...
925
00:56:10,658 --> 00:56:13,411
a deal. Jeff wants to make a deal.
It's just timeline.
926
00:56:15,830 --> 00:56:17,040
- Berry?
- Yeah?
927
00:56:18,124 --> 00:56:20,085
- Get me Sabre here.
- Okay.
928
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:21,669
- We good?
- We're good.
929
00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:23,088
Thank you.
930
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:06,756
- Hey.
- Hi. I'll bring him right out.
931
00:57:11,302 --> 00:57:13,847
You did explain that we're pushing his nap
by an hour or two?
932
00:57:15,056 --> 00:57:16,223
- Yeah.
- Is he happy?
933
00:57:16,224 --> 00:57:17,559
- Yeah.
- 'Cause he can counter.
934
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:20,395
- I'm open to a counter. Hey.
- Okay. There you go.
935
00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:23,022
Hi. Yeah.
936
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,611
- Hey, can you give me some space?
- Sure.
937
00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:33,867
Hi. I was going nuts,
but Daddy's gonna be okay.
938
00:57:35,410 --> 00:57:36,619
I'm doing it all for you.
939
00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,168
That's nice, isn't it?
940
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:46,838
I mean, it's sweet.
941
00:57:51,009 --> 00:57:53,094
Guys? Yo.
942
00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:55,180
- Hey.
- Hey.
943
00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:56,806
Come check this out.
944
00:57:57,682 --> 00:57:58,683
Oh, man.
945
00:58:00,768 --> 00:58:01,978
Are those my chess pieces?
946
00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:04,439
Dude, this is kind of sad.
947
00:58:06,107 --> 00:58:09,194
- I mean, it's better than nothing.
- Is it?
948
00:58:12,363 --> 00:58:14,657
- Isn't it?
- It's fine.
949
00:58:25,627 --> 00:58:28,463
- Say, "Bye, Dada." Okay.
- Wait. Hold on.
950
00:58:30,673 --> 00:58:31,674
Hey.
951
00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:35,386
Thank you for coming to say hi to Daddy.
952
00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:50,985
Guys, this is the worst
I've ever seen him, I think.
953
00:58:56,574 --> 00:58:58,493
Okay, he's picked a fight with a tree.
954
00:58:58,618 --> 00:59:01,370
Yeah. It looks like
we got ourselves a tree fight.
955
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,455
It’s smart.
956
00:59:03,790 --> 00:59:05,416
Gotta have a release. Very smart.
957
00:59:12,423 --> 00:59:13,424
Fuck.
958
00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:39,742
Hey, Papa Bear, you... you got a minute?
959
00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:43,079
Come on down, Jeffrey! Join the fun!
960
00:59:48,042 --> 00:59:49,043
You think Ven's okay?
961
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:52,714
So, you are not going to do a deal?
962
00:59:54,799 --> 00:59:57,342
I mean, it's a little galling
for me to pimp my baby
963
00:59:57,343 --> 01:00:00,804
because Ven got strung out
and went live with a janky model.
964
01:00:00,805 --> 01:00:03,600
Because if you did,
I think he could get us there.
965
01:00:04,183 --> 01:00:06,185
Your BILTER AI, his compute.
966
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:09,856
- He could get us post-human in five.
- In five.
967
01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,024
- Cool. Yeah, maybe.
- Yes.
968
01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:15,486
So, all our bodies hung up
on clotheslines doing Stairmasters?
969
01:00:15,987 --> 01:00:20,198
Us just like electrons squirting
round the grid?
970
01:00:20,199 --> 01:00:23,411
- Exactly.
- Yeah. You stiff, Papa Bear?
971
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:27,665
You know I love him like a brother.
972
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:31,919
But first principles, I'm on the rise,
he's a melting iceberg.
973
01:00:33,004 --> 01:00:35,340
And the update is a Hail Mary.
974
01:00:36,674 --> 01:00:38,509
Just keeping our timber dry, yeah?
975
01:00:39,218 --> 01:00:40,845
- Papa Bear level.
- Sure.
976
01:00:42,555 --> 01:00:45,224
You're worried about him, right?
I mean, all the scratching,
977
01:00:45,558 --> 01:00:50,229
the vampire hours, us living inside him.
Remember that part?
978
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,940
Him cage fighting a tree?
979
01:00:54,942 --> 01:00:57,069
You're good for him.
You know, you keep him straight,
980
01:00:57,070 --> 01:01:01,699
intellectually, morally,
but you're not gonna be around forever.
981
01:01:04,452 --> 01:01:05,453
And...
982
01:01:06,704 --> 01:01:11,000
I-- Just when you go, I am... I'm worried.
983
01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:13,836
And...
984
01:01:15,254 --> 01:01:17,590
Before Venis pushes things, war crimes...
985
01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:22,762
I think you, or we, talk to folks.
986
01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:25,765
Such as?
987
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:34,440
Such as maybe we talk to his board.
988
01:01:39,362 --> 01:01:45,910
Little board combo might be--
Maybe Ven just takes a week
989
01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:50,873
or a month or six months,
a couple of years.
990
01:01:52,333 --> 01:01:54,085
You were his first investor, Randall.
991
01:01:54,961 --> 01:01:58,256
You go out
knowing you did the right thing.
992
01:02:00,049 --> 01:02:02,760
And I believe in it all. I really do.
993
01:02:02,969 --> 01:02:06,972
Bootstrap to a corporate monarchy,
cyber-state it to the singularity.
994
01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:08,307
Eat the chaos.
995
01:02:09,142 --> 01:02:15,565
But right now, we are having a lot of fun
with the dollars in our houses and bodies.
996
01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:19,402
The nation state.
997
01:02:21,237 --> 01:02:24,073
What if the old girl's
got another 20 left in her, yeah?
998
01:02:25,199 --> 01:02:27,076
They're not all Neanderthals in DC.
999
01:02:28,202 --> 01:02:31,664
We could keep them tight.
It's good eatings and rich pickings.
1000
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,584
- This is just Brewster talk.
- Sure.
1001
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,712
- Sure, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah.
- It's just-- Yeah.
1002
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:42,090
Ven steps back,
whoever you help choose slides in.
1003
01:02:42,091 --> 01:02:43,467
- Okay.
- Cools things down,
1004
01:02:43,468 --> 01:02:46,012
and then we're drinking piña coladas,
watching the market rally.
1005
01:02:47,388 --> 01:02:49,807
- It could be good. Yeah.
- Let me think. Let me think.
1006
01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:55,563
Sorry, this is... this might be Hester.
1007
01:02:58,024 --> 01:02:59,025
Yeah, Lena.
1008
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:02,861
Oh, man. Shit.
1009
01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:08,075
Yeah, things are getting out of hand,
Randy. I think Hester's in trouble.
1010
01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:12,997
Lena. Can we just get two guys on Hester?
1011
01:03:13,372 --> 01:03:15,333
Eyes on her all the time?
1012
01:03:16,584 --> 01:03:20,254
Just so I know she's okay.
Just very discreet.
1013
01:03:20,963 --> 01:03:22,882
Just for personal safety. It's not creepy.
1014
01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:38,146
It's very interesting
about the power station,
1015
01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:41,651
but I think that I'd like to go back
to what I was talking about,
1016
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,194
which is Slowzo.
1017
01:03:43,402 --> 01:03:45,403
We're in the process of a giant upheaval,
1018
01:03:45,404 --> 01:03:48,698
in terms of big investments,
you might want to be a part of that.
1019
01:03:48,699 --> 01:03:49,784
It has a new color.
1020
01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:53,246
You'd have a very relaxed population,
a very docile population.
1021
01:03:53,579 --> 01:03:55,288
- Sorry, I'm getting sidetracked--
- Souper,
1022
01:03:55,289 --> 01:03:57,083
may I speak with you privately, please?
1023
01:03:59,961 --> 01:04:02,045
Five. Cinco. Yeah, guys?
1024
01:04:02,046 --> 01:04:05,466
And then I've got some really exciting
ideas about your public sector pensions.
1025
01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:11,848
How are you doing?
1026
01:04:12,431 --> 01:04:15,100
Yeah, good.
I feel good about Argentina.
1027
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:17,645
We're talking about using a pop star
as my front man.
1028
01:04:17,770 --> 01:04:20,898
They want me to invest in a power station,
which seems a little--
1029
01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:24,527
Because I think we need to come up
with a plan to kill Jeff.
1030
01:04:27,905 --> 01:04:32,159
- I'm sorry, what the fuck?
- Well, obviously not kill Jeff.
1031
01:04:32,952 --> 01:04:36,581
That's just a "galaxy brain" move
is to kill Jeff.
1032
01:04:37,373 --> 01:04:41,085
So, we should work back from there
and find a solution
1033
01:04:41,335 --> 01:04:44,004
that has the same outcome as killing Jeff,
1034
01:04:44,005 --> 01:04:46,756
that obviously doesn't involve
the killing of Jeff.
1035
01:04:46,757 --> 01:04:49,092
- Right.
- "Killing Jeff" is just a placeholder.
1036
01:04:49,093 --> 01:04:52,305
I'm obviously not talking
about literally killing Jeff.
1037
01:04:52,972 --> 01:04:55,892
Right, right. Right, of course, yeah.
1038
01:04:56,559 --> 01:05:00,521
And where did you--
How did you come to this?
1039
01:05:00,646 --> 01:05:04,065
Right, well, he is a traitor.
And he wants to stop the future
1040
01:05:04,066 --> 01:05:06,903
and someone needs to stop him
from being...
1041
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,156
Well, basically from being.
1042
01:05:10,948 --> 01:05:13,992
And so I was thinking,
how do you stop someone from being?
1043
01:05:13,993 --> 01:05:17,370
Well, maybe you scoop out their brain
1044
01:05:17,371 --> 01:05:20,207
and put it in a box
and shoot it into orbit.
1045
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:23,002
These are the things
that I was considering.
1046
01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:27,256
Can I be honest?
1047
01:05:29,216 --> 01:05:30,676
This is very disturbing to me.
1048
01:05:30,968 --> 01:05:34,804
He wants Venis's board to push him out
and he wants to share his AI toolset
1049
01:05:34,805 --> 01:05:36,724
with the government so they can regulate.
1050
01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:40,853
He is a decel with crazy P doom
and zero risk tolerance.
1051
01:05:40,978 --> 01:05:42,605
Okay, but couldn't you just talk to him?
1052
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:46,943
Maybe. But the four sigma IQ move
is take him out.
1053
01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:49,111
Come on, man.
1054
01:05:50,655 --> 01:05:54,867
I wanted us to have a really nice weekend.
Now we're gonna kill Jeff?
1055
01:05:56,077 --> 01:05:57,827
- Hey, I got your message. What's going on?
- Hello.
1056
01:05:57,828 --> 01:05:59,747
Come on. Hold on to your hat, cowboy.
1057
01:06:00,581 --> 01:06:02,625
- Come on in.
- Sorry, is this your room?
1058
01:06:03,167 --> 01:06:06,337
No. I mean, yeah, it is,
but it's bigger than it looks.
1059
01:06:06,462 --> 01:06:09,214
- In what sense?
- Technically, it's the biggest room
1060
01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:10,758
- in the house.
- Did you room-cuck yourself?
1061
01:06:10,925 --> 01:06:12,426
Randy wants to kill Jeff.
1062
01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,344
- No! No, no, no, no, no.
- What?
1063
01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:20,017
I'm just outlining ways of stopping Jeff
with absolutely no priors.
1064
01:06:21,268 --> 01:06:22,436
Tell me more.
1065
01:06:22,728 --> 01:06:25,481
He is planning
to have your board push you out.
1066
01:06:28,275 --> 01:06:29,986
You are fucking kidding.
1067
01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:34,198
He will never sell.
He is a decelerationist and a snake.
1068
01:06:34,740 --> 01:06:39,620
And, Soups, he lied to you
about investing in Slowzo, for leverage.
1069
01:06:39,954 --> 01:06:43,082
He wants to stop a new world
from being born.
1070
01:06:43,457 --> 01:06:46,669
- So?
- So, I was thinking, I thought,
1071
01:06:46,794 --> 01:06:52,007
if he was gone,
we can figure out how later,
1072
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:56,971
if he was gone, his team, Misha and Jamal,
they're smart. They get it.
1073
01:06:57,847 --> 01:07:00,849
- If he was suddenly gone...
- Misha would back you.
1074
01:07:00,850 --> 01:07:05,354
- Well...
- Experience, status, stature, smarts.
1075
01:07:06,063 --> 01:07:11,235
Get your hands on Jeff's AI, yes?
With your infrastructure? Boom.
1076
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:12,777
- AGI.
- God!
1077
01:07:12,778 --> 01:07:15,364
Boom. Nano. Biotech, life extension.
1078
01:07:15,489 --> 01:07:16,656
- Oh, my...
- Money withers,
1079
01:07:16,657 --> 01:07:20,619
computers host the minds of billions
of fully-realized sentient beings.
1080
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,872
- Okay.
- But just, as we blue-sky,
1081
01:07:23,956 --> 01:07:28,252
aren't there other ways to get rid of him?
Like, an open letter?
1082
01:07:28,419 --> 01:07:30,129
What's more of an open letter
than killing him?
1083
01:07:30,421 --> 01:07:32,840
I'm sorry, Randall, you're--
We're saying not killing him.
1084
01:07:34,216 --> 01:07:39,638
My mind is totally open.
But he would never allow this,
1085
01:07:39,805 --> 01:07:42,183
nor would his corporate structures
while alive.
1086
01:07:43,267 --> 01:07:45,936
He also threatened to go public
about the Manibesto
1087
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:48,939
and the "frosted Pop-Tart of Paolo Alto."
1088
01:07:50,608 --> 01:07:51,608
Yeah?
1089
01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:54,236
So, we jerked on a Pop-Tart
and Souper ate it. What's the big deal?
1090
01:07:55,196 --> 01:07:56,864
Of course. No biggie.
1091
01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:06,332
However, I do feel that if...
1092
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:11,252
you know, a networked utopia
of unlimited freedom and life
1093
01:08:11,253 --> 01:08:15,215
were being held hostage
by one individual,
1094
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:19,804
then perhaps he should be,
as you say, place-holdered.
1095
01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:25,559
I mean, what would you call someone
who tried to stop the advent of what,
1096
01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:29,563
by any traditional definition,
you would have to call heaven?
1097
01:08:29,855 --> 01:08:30,856
A dick.
1098
01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:33,317
One old-fashioned word
would be "the devil."
1099
01:08:35,986 --> 01:08:40,741
- We are definitely white hat.
- Okay. I can see the logic.
1100
01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:44,953
And just to say it out loud,
killing someone's hella fucking cool.
1101
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,371
Killing someone is badass.
1102
01:08:46,372 --> 01:08:48,833
- It is primal.
- It's primal as fuck.
1103
01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:51,961
"I don't like you. You are a problem."
1104
01:08:52,419 --> 01:08:53,462
- "Goodbye."
- Yeah.
1105
01:08:57,424 --> 01:09:00,302
- What about moral issues?
- Randall? Moral issues? Any?
1106
01:09:01,053 --> 01:09:02,554
Well, yes, of course.
1107
01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:07,225
In terms of natural law,
or even common law,
1108
01:09:07,226 --> 01:09:13,440
it's essentially global self-defense,
but in a Platonic or a Kantian sense,
1109
01:09:14,066 --> 01:09:17,111
the categorical imperative
is for us to do our duty, so...
1110
01:09:17,778 --> 01:09:19,864
I think that might be
a misreading of Kant.
1111
01:09:20,239 --> 01:09:25,244
Oh, yeah? Because I take Kant
really fucking seriously!
1112
01:09:30,082 --> 01:09:31,917
On utilitarian grounds,
1113
01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:37,131
if we agree that the greatest happiness
for the greatest number
1114
01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:41,010
occurs in the absence of Jeff,
then logically the question is not
1115
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,929
why would we kill Jeff,
but why wouldn't we?
1116
01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:49,726
If we are serious about eliminating Jeff,
I think, morally,
1117
01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:53,479
I personally would have to be able
to prove on first principles
1118
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:56,567
that his death would save
a net multiplicity of future lives.
1119
01:09:56,734 --> 01:09:59,361
- Can we run a model?
- Brian is fast.
1120
01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:01,322
Yes, but discreet.
1121
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:06,452
Model it not for Jeff but for some
fungible human asset identical to Jeff.
1122
01:10:08,913 --> 01:10:09,914
You know what?
1123
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:13,876
The more I think about it,
1124
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:18,254
- this is really fucking cool.
- It's really not even that hard.
1125
01:10:18,255 --> 01:10:21,466
- Humans are very fragile.
- And I'm full Krav Maga.
1126
01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:23,928
You know, you can break
someone's neck like a pretzel.
1127
01:10:24,678 --> 01:10:28,097
He doesn't even really care about the,
in fact, relatively few people
1128
01:10:28,098 --> 01:10:30,559
- who are getting burned.
- Who may or may not even exist.
1129
01:10:30,851 --> 01:10:32,770
Now, are we at all worried
1130
01:10:33,145 --> 01:10:36,899
if we got him killed that,
like, and this crazy talk,
1131
01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:41,527
but could, like, you know,
a policeman from Snowbird drive up here
1132
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:45,531
in his police car, like...
And be all like, "What's this?"
1133
01:10:45,532 --> 01:10:49,245
That would-- I know it would never happen,
but that's what's in my head.
1134
01:10:51,163 --> 01:10:52,164
What about a pardon?
1135
01:10:52,456 --> 01:10:54,207
I think we could get
a presidential pardon.
1136
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:58,963
- What about a pre-pardon?
- Yes. I think we could get pre-pardoned.
1137
01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:03,259
Could we call...
could you reach out to NSA Roddy?
1138
01:11:03,634 --> 01:11:05,636
Let's call Dave and just simply be like,
1139
01:11:06,553 --> 01:11:08,638
"Look, Dave,
we're thinking of killing a guy."
1140
01:11:08,639 --> 01:11:11,725
- Yeah.
- Yeah. No. No, we say... we say,
1141
01:11:12,226 --> 01:11:16,396
"We're reaching out because we see a path
through this current situation,
1142
01:11:16,397 --> 01:11:19,732
but it, you know,
requires an extra-judicial execution."
1143
01:11:19,733 --> 01:11:21,277
"Is that a matter you could help us with?"
1144
01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:22,903
Yeah, Dave will get that.
1145
01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:29,076
And, assuming this models well,
how do we, like, you know...
1146
01:11:31,203 --> 01:11:32,371
"get the job done"?
1147
01:11:32,871 --> 01:11:37,417
The straightest line,
three armed thugs in a wet room.
1148
01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:40,129
Yes, shoot him
and get all the blood out of him,
1149
01:11:40,337 --> 01:11:44,132
just, you know, in terms of,
if he were to be flown to Montana,
1150
01:11:44,133 --> 01:11:47,469
re-upped in a clinic.
Mash his brain in a nutribullet...
1151
01:11:47,761 --> 01:11:51,348
- We could drink it.
- Souper. Come on, man.
1152
01:11:52,266 --> 01:11:54,935
- Yeah, let's...
- Sorry, it was a spicy one.
1153
01:11:55,311 --> 01:11:59,481
And just to same page it, afterwards,
what would our... our story be,
1154
01:11:59,690 --> 01:12:01,065
- so to speak?
- I think the official story
1155
01:12:01,066 --> 01:12:04,111
should just be, you know, "He died."
1156
01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:08,449
- It's true. He died. I like it. He died.
- "What happened to Jeff?" "Jeff died."
1157
01:12:08,657 --> 01:12:11,702
- Well...
- Obviously, people will ask how.
1158
01:12:11,910 --> 01:12:14,872
- Suddenly.
- Okay. If we step this out,
1159
01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:20,294
if the numbers work, the guys kill Jeff.
We announce, "He died, suddenly."
1160
01:12:20,961 --> 01:12:24,464
We fly to Argentina, Dubai, Singapore,
1161
01:12:24,465 --> 01:12:27,593
and helm the rest of the crisis
from a seven-star?
1162
01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:30,137
I can control the narrative with Traam.
1163
01:12:30,846 --> 01:12:34,058
- Yeah, right.
- I'm sorry, can he fucking see us?
1164
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,393
Come on. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me.
1165
01:12:39,605 --> 01:12:42,815
Soups, do you have any security
that you could task?
1166
01:12:42,816 --> 01:12:45,568
I mean, you know, that's a big...
1167
01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:48,530
I mean, "Will you kill person X?"
That's a big ask.
1168
01:12:48,947 --> 01:12:52,493
You know, and if they say no,
then it's a whole 'nother story.
1169
01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:57,956
In terms of Aurelian stoicism,
and legal simplicity,
1170
01:12:58,582 --> 01:13:02,711
the Nietzschean thing would be
to do it ourselves.
1171
01:13:03,379 --> 01:13:04,380
- Us?
- Yeah.
1172
01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:07,924
Disintermediate it, yes, because Soups,
you said that you could snap him
1173
01:13:07,925 --> 01:13:10,259
- like a pretzel.
- No, no, I said in theory,
1174
01:13:10,260 --> 01:13:14,097
theoretically, I could snap him like a--
Anyone can snap anybody like a pretzel,
1175
01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:16,974
but guys, I don't know about us,
what are we talking...
1176
01:13:16,975 --> 01:13:18,685
It would have to be brutal and swift.
1177
01:13:19,311 --> 01:13:22,439
This is real. Is this--
I mean, is this in theory?
1178
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:23,857
You know, a thing that happens...
1179
01:13:24,733 --> 01:13:28,487
A thing that I was actually concerned
about here is a slip and a fall.
1180
01:13:28,695 --> 01:13:31,490
Which is-- This house, no,
it's not slippery.
1181
01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:34,701
- Why do people keep saying that?
- A little wine. Some shrooms.
1182
01:13:35,369 --> 01:13:39,455
Pops out, out of a k-hole,
little shove, hello, American utopia!
1183
01:13:39,456 --> 01:13:40,958
- Very easy.
- How about this?
1184
01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:45,212
Why don't we just eat some cheese,
do Molly, think it over?
1185
01:13:45,337 --> 01:13:46,546
We might not even need to mean to.
1186
01:13:46,547 --> 01:13:48,882
This could be a genuine accident
that we just don't stop.
1187
01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,343
That is an excellent way
to conceptualize it.
1188
01:13:51,885 --> 01:13:55,889
- Guys, I don't necessarily...
- Hey, guys, poker!
1189
01:13:56,348 --> 01:13:57,808
- Come on. Let's do some drugs.
- Soups.
1190
01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:00,352
- I wanna get fucked up!
- Soups, huh? Yes?
1191
01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:06,567
Come on, come on.
Winner takes all, loser has a fall.
1192
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:31,341
Good night, ladies. Night, Paula.
1193
01:14:52,279 --> 01:14:55,115
Randall, this is-- Have you seen Mexico?
1194
01:14:56,533 --> 01:14:59,619
People are being named as informants
who aren't informants.
1195
01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:02,372
And then they're getting strung up
by the gangs, and then...
1196
01:15:03,749 --> 01:15:06,668
the... the federal police
1197
01:15:07,211 --> 01:15:12,132
are in just active gunfire
with the military.
1198
01:15:13,425 --> 01:15:15,844
I think we should do something, yeah?
1199
01:15:17,137 --> 01:15:18,138
Jeff?
1200
01:15:20,682 --> 01:15:21,683
Come and look.
1201
01:15:23,060 --> 01:15:26,980
- Yeah, at what?
- The down. Just that, down.
1202
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:30,275
What? The down?
1203
01:15:31,568 --> 01:15:35,739
I can't ex-- It's hard to explain
the scenario. It's just, it's fractals.
1204
01:15:36,740 --> 01:15:38,492
- Just come.
- Fractal scenario?
1205
01:15:40,452 --> 01:15:41,453
Look.
1206
01:15:46,542 --> 01:15:47,793
- Fractal?
- Watch this.
1207
01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:54,675
Okay.
1208
01:15:57,970 --> 01:16:00,472
Stay right here, man. I want--
I want to show you something. Hold on.
1209
01:16:00,722 --> 01:16:02,641
It's for the fractals.
1210
01:16:03,058 --> 01:16:08,063
At least this looks cool.
Because Soups, honestly, the UX on Slowzo,
1211
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:15,319
man, it looks like shit. I went on there,
finally, and the design is stressful,
1212
01:16:15,320 --> 01:16:19,115
like openly stressful, which is weird
'cause it's a relaxation app.
1213
01:16:19,116 --> 01:16:21,117
- I don't even know if you intend that...
- On three. One,
1214
01:16:21,118 --> 01:16:22,577
- two, three.
- ...like to create the stress
1215
01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:23,912
and then dissipate it--
1216
01:16:24,037 --> 01:16:27,249
Whoa! Yo! What the fuck, dude?
1217
01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:29,251
Soups!
1218
01:16:30,460 --> 01:16:32,837
Dude, what?
This is a fucking crazy drop-off, man.
1219
01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:34,714
- You could have fucking killed me.
- That was a joke.
1220
01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:37,592
- What the fuck's your problem, bro?
- That was a joke! That was a joke.
1221
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,010
- It's not funny, man.
- That was a joke.
1222
01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:40,596
- Jeff, Jeff, are you okay?
- Hey...
1223
01:16:40,971 --> 01:16:42,471
- Dude, I could have fucking died.
- Soups!
1224
01:16:42,472 --> 01:16:43,556
- Soups!
- Soups!
1225
01:16:43,557 --> 01:16:46,143
- Come on, that was a little over the edge.
- Not cool. Man, not cool.
1226
01:16:46,643 --> 01:16:50,689
- That... I was kidding. That was a...
- Yeah, how do you fucking like it?
1227
01:16:52,649 --> 01:16:53,692
Sorry.
1228
01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:56,153
Sorry.
1229
01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:59,989
What? No! This was j...
It was supposed to funny!
1230
01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:01,490
- No, I...
- Brewsters, man!
1231
01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:03,160
No, dude, I...
1232
01:17:04,119 --> 01:17:05,286
- Yeah, okay, I need a minute.
- Dude,
1233
01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,913
- you look so scared. Hey...
- No, I need... I'm gonna call Hes.
1234
01:17:07,914 --> 01:17:09,583
- Just don't fucking touch me.
- Don't touch him.
1235
01:17:09,916 --> 01:17:11,668
Yeah, I'm tripping hard.
1236
01:17:13,337 --> 01:17:14,755
Sorry he did that, Jeff.
1237
01:17:23,388 --> 01:17:24,431
Why?
1238
01:17:27,225 --> 01:17:28,226
I thought...
1239
01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:32,230
I thought he would push him over the top.
1240
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:37,818
We owe you an apology.
1241
01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:40,279
Yeah, it was not possible at that moment.
1242
01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:44,242
I thought-- I thought we were all going,
and then I thought you two stopped,
1243
01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:47,453
but actually... I was still,
1244
01:17:47,454 --> 01:17:49,705
but it looked like
I was moving and you weren't.
1245
01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:52,333
- Does that make any sense at all?
- No. You fucked me.
1246
01:17:52,334 --> 01:17:53,919
- I felt like a total dick.
- No, I...
1247
01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:56,879
- Are you pissed off?
- I'm incredibly pissed off!
1248
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:59,049
- Come on.
- I guess at that moment, I just...
1249
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:00,841
I felt a stupid reluctance
1250
01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:02,552
- to actually--
- Do you think I'm stupid?
1251
01:18:02,803 --> 01:18:04,637
- Stupid fucking Souper.
- No. What?
1252
01:18:04,638 --> 01:18:06,889
We say it, he'll do it
because he's a fucking moron.
1253
01:18:06,890 --> 01:18:09,016
- No. No, no, no, no.
- Send in the clown.
1254
01:18:09,017 --> 01:18:11,728
- No, that's not...
- I mean-- Because I try, guys.
1255
01:18:11,978 --> 01:18:14,522
- I fucking-- I try, I try, I try.
- We...
1256
01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:15,940
- I've listened to the podcast.
- Yep.
1257
01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:17,567
- Okay.
- I watched the vids.
1258
01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:20,529
I read your books, even the fucking
racial intelligence one.
1259
01:18:20,987 --> 01:18:22,155
And I can't...
1260
01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:25,742
I can't do it.
I simply can't get to the next...
1261
01:18:27,577 --> 01:18:33,250
I can't go unicorn.
I cannot make my billion.
1262
01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:36,002
Okay? And...
1263
01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:39,881
Failure's okay, Soups.
Like, failure's part of it.
1264
01:18:41,591 --> 01:18:43,008
- Fail big.
- Yeah.
1265
01:18:43,009 --> 01:18:44,301
- Fail hard.
- Yes.
1266
01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:46,178
- Fail up. Scale up.
- Exactly, yes.
1267
01:18:46,179 --> 01:18:48,974
But eventually, to succeed,
you have to not fail, right?
1268
01:18:52,018 --> 01:18:53,687
- Everyone likes you, Soups.
- Yes.
1269
01:18:54,020 --> 01:18:56,064
Slowzo is a very decent little business.
1270
01:18:56,189 --> 01:18:58,107
Because I know everyone
and everyone likes me,
1271
01:18:58,108 --> 01:18:59,775
but the burn rate's horrible,
1272
01:18:59,776 --> 01:19:02,404
all the revenue's fucking from people
who forget to cancel.
1273
01:19:02,654 --> 01:19:05,448
This place is a fucking terrible decision.
1274
01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:07,074
I'm like a fucking Pharaoh
1275
01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:08,409
- sitting in his tomb.
- No, Soups. No.
1276
01:19:08,410 --> 01:19:10,328
You know what's crazy is sometimes...
1277
01:19:11,496 --> 01:19:17,836
I... I think that I'll actually end up...
at a soup kitchen.
1278
01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:22,716
And someone will ask me my name,
and I'll say, "Well...
1279
01:19:24,301 --> 01:19:27,803
my buddies called me 'Soup Kitchen,'
1280
01:19:27,804 --> 01:19:30,140
'cause I was the poorest billionaire
in the gang."
1281
01:19:30,807 --> 01:19:34,226
And then I'll think, no,
that'll probably get me beaten up.
1282
01:19:34,227 --> 01:19:38,523
So I'll just say, you know...
"My name's Hugo Van Yalk," but then...
1283
01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:44,446
That's also not gonna lead
to anywhere good, so it's a lose-lose.
1284
01:19:46,198 --> 01:19:49,326
- I'm sorry, man. That wasn't...
- Yeah.
1285
01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:54,372
That was you being "the fucking man."
1286
01:19:54,664 --> 01:19:58,376
- That's-- Yeah. That's true. That's true.
- And us flaking...
1287
01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:02,964
I wonder if tomorrow,
while we are hunting,
1288
01:20:03,256 --> 01:20:07,093
do we just have one of our guys
accidentally pop him in the back?
1289
01:20:07,677 --> 01:20:10,429
Is that... Is that a good plan?
1290
01:20:10,430 --> 01:20:12,516
- Does that make sense?
- Like and subscribe. Soups?
1291
01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:14,684
Sure, whatever.
1292
01:20:14,976 --> 01:20:16,478
- Great.
- I don't, I mean, all...
1293
01:20:18,438 --> 01:20:20,106
all I'm thinking about is all the...
1294
01:20:21,441 --> 01:20:27,155
AI stuff you have planned and all--
you know, which is, by the way, amazing.
1295
01:20:27,739 --> 01:20:30,659
Don't get me wrong,
if not a little unsettling
1296
01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:32,410
from the POV of the common man.
1297
01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:39,918
I mean, we could look to fold
in a meditation app. Yes?
1298
01:20:40,919 --> 01:20:43,088
- You mean a lifestyle super-app?
- Yes.
1299
01:20:48,009 --> 01:20:51,471
That-- Because that's intriguing.
1300
01:20:53,473 --> 01:20:54,474
Good.
1301
01:20:58,979 --> 01:21:02,524
- Jeff wants to talk to me.
- You think he smelled a rat?
1302
01:21:25,338 --> 01:21:26,339
I think I'm gonna go.
1303
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:28,884
Don't go.
1304
01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:34,598
- No? You don't want me to? Why not?
- Because I like you.
1305
01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:38,059
And it's fun to have you
and your goofy presence.
1306
01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:41,562
Did I piss you off before
1307
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:43,398
with the surpasso
when I got richer than you?
1308
01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:45,107
No, no, no, no.
1309
01:21:45,108 --> 01:21:47,067
Money is not a sort of thing
I'm concerned about.
1310
01:21:47,068 --> 01:21:51,406
Okay, because we can disagree
about money or Traam or Ven,
1311
01:21:51,656 --> 01:21:55,911
but however rich I get,
you're still Papa Bear.
1312
01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:08,131
Even if I am the boss cock of you,
it doesn't change anything. Honestly...
1313
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:11,635
I'm not gonna sell.
1314
01:22:13,845 --> 01:22:20,226
And I do think maybe Ven should step back
for five years, like Jobs.
1315
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:21,561
Steven?
1316
01:22:24,981 --> 01:22:25,982
I love you.
1317
01:22:27,692 --> 01:22:29,694
Wow. Jeff.
1318
01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:38,787
- Did he suspect? What did he want?
- It was pretty disgusting.
1319
01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:42,415
He was all like, "Let's separate
friendship from business."
1320
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:46,002
And "I love you, man." God.
1321
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,588
- It was a business play.
- Sounds like a play. What'd you say?
1322
01:22:49,589 --> 01:22:53,718
I grin fucked him. I was like,
"Oh, I love you too, man."
1323
01:22:54,552 --> 01:22:59,015
He's emotionally incontinent.
It was just disgusting.
1324
01:23:00,266 --> 01:23:01,976
Emotionally speaking, he was a straw man,
1325
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:06,147
so he was in big trouble
when he tried to take it human.
1326
01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:07,481
That was really uncalled for.
1327
01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:09,818
Yeah, well, I could see
what he was doing so...
1328
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:16,991
Okay. Look, if he's taking sleeping pills,
1329
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:20,245
do we... do we just finish it off?
1330
01:23:24,374 --> 01:23:26,042
Properly aligned AGI, Ven.
1331
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:31,256
It equates to billions of infinite
lifespans for perfected humans.
1332
01:23:32,424 --> 01:23:33,717
Progress.
1333
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:44,102
- Progress.
- Progress.
1334
01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:47,147
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
1335
01:24:01,077 --> 01:24:05,540
Cataline conspiracy. Cataline conspiracy.
1336
01:24:05,749 --> 01:24:07,459
- Cataline conspiracy!
- Cataline conspiracy!
1337
01:24:07,709 --> 01:24:09,460
- Cataline conspiracy!
- Cataline conspiracy!
1338
01:24:09,461 --> 01:24:11,503
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
1339
01:24:11,504 --> 01:24:13,381
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
- Come on, man.
1340
01:24:13,548 --> 01:24:15,383
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
1341
01:24:15,508 --> 01:24:17,427
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
- Khashoggi! Khashoggi!
1342
01:24:23,892 --> 01:24:25,894
Easy peasy. Yes?
1343
01:24:26,561 --> 01:24:27,561
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1344
01:24:27,562 --> 01:24:29,397
- Yeah, yeah.
- Hold fast now, friends.
1345
01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:33,359
Before the Battle of Actium,
Octavian, to be Caesar Augustus,
1346
01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:37,404
offered a prayer of victory
over his late companion, Mark Antony.
1347
01:24:37,405 --> 01:24:40,241
And tonight, we do the same.
1348
01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:43,787
- And you've got the bowling ball?
- Yes, I have the bowling ball.
1349
01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:07,310
- Wrap the head with this first.
And then...
1350
01:25:07,435 --> 01:25:08,561
- Me?
1351
01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:12,440
- It's your house, dude. You're the host.
- You said you knew how to kill a guy.
1352
01:25:12,565 --> 01:25:13,816
Well, look, but I can overestimate
1353
01:25:13,817 --> 01:25:15,860
- my abilities... I'm--
- No, no, not here. Come on. Come on.
1354
01:25:24,869 --> 01:25:29,749
I think it can be incredibly messy to,
you know, stab someone.
1355
01:25:30,625 --> 01:25:33,627
Can we not just force down
some more of those sleeping pills
1356
01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:35,880
- and wait it out?
- I really just feel...
1357
01:25:36,339 --> 01:25:40,467
Blood. Disrupt the blood,
puncture the aorta. Good night, Vienna.
1358
01:25:40,468 --> 01:25:44,222
I'm sorry, this is all, like,
a roundabout way of... It's about the air.
1359
01:25:44,556 --> 01:25:47,892
- Cut off the air.
- Forget about air. Air is hard.
1360
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:51,980
Body runs on blood.
Gotta stop the ticker. Ticker's the man.
1361
01:25:52,564 --> 01:25:53,690
Okay, look, what we want,
1362
01:25:54,023 --> 01:25:57,193
no matter how we get there,
is to stop the brain.
1363
01:25:57,569 --> 01:25:59,403
It's kill-switching the brain.
1364
01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:02,739
Agreed. And there is only one way
to get to the brain,
1365
01:26:02,740 --> 01:26:04,325
and that is up through the neck.
1366
01:26:05,285 --> 01:26:06,702
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
1367
01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:09,080
Good luck getting into Fort Knox up here.
1368
01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:14,752
No. You need to hook-- We need to hook
the brains out through the neck.
1369
01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:20,341
Or maybe the answer
to getting to the brain
1370
01:26:20,508 --> 01:26:22,760
is staring you right in the...
1371
01:26:25,221 --> 01:26:28,474
You know, when you think about it,
human skull has a lot of holes.
1372
01:26:28,683 --> 01:26:30,976
- It's like Swiss cheese up here.
- It's crazy. You just choose one.
1373
01:26:30,977 --> 01:26:32,936
- They all go directly into the brain.
- What do you say,
1374
01:26:32,937 --> 01:26:35,023
three of us walk in there
with fucking skewers and just...
1375
01:26:35,523 --> 01:26:38,193
- You know...
- I do want to say,
1376
01:26:38,651 --> 01:26:40,069
regarding mental health,
1377
01:26:41,279 --> 01:26:43,907
the trauma for us
is something to consider.
1378
01:26:46,951 --> 01:26:50,788
I'm a blood guy, OG blood guy,
but should we just pillow him?
1379
01:26:51,456 --> 01:26:54,792
Yes. Pillow? That's--
Yes, pillow's-- Yes, pillow.
1380
01:26:55,376 --> 01:26:57,754
Good, my house, my choice, pillow.
1381
01:26:58,087 --> 01:26:59,171
- Yes
- Yeah, fine.
1382
01:26:59,172 --> 01:27:00,715
Let's pillow him like a grandma.
1383
01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:57,938
Sit on-- Sit on him.
1384
01:27:57,939 --> 01:27:59,691
- Sit on the pillow. Hold it tight.
- Get the body.
1385
01:28:00,733 --> 01:28:04,821
The body. Someone, get the body.
Randy, the lights. The lights, please.
1386
01:28:04,946 --> 01:28:06,614
- Soup?
- Hit the lights.
1387
01:28:08,574 --> 01:28:10,325
- Souper?
- If we can hear him,
1388
01:28:10,326 --> 01:28:12,202
- is that a breathable pillow?
- They're down.
1389
01:28:12,203 --> 01:28:14,705
- They're Icelandic eiderdown.
- Really bear down on him there, Soups.
1390
01:28:14,706 --> 01:28:15,915
Shall I club him?
1391
01:28:16,165 --> 01:28:17,416
- Or just bowl him?
- Yeah, hit him.
1392
01:28:17,417 --> 01:28:19,961
- Crunch him in the skull, Randy.
- No, you're over the skull.
1393
01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:23,505
- Swing over me. Over me into the skull.
- There's no arc of approach.
1394
01:28:23,506 --> 01:28:26,758
- Bowl him in the middles, Rand.
- That won't do anything.
1395
01:28:26,759 --> 01:28:28,844
It's incremental. Incremental degradation.
1396
01:28:28,845 --> 01:28:29,929
- Bowl him!
- All right.
1397
01:28:32,181 --> 01:28:35,476
Scooch up. Scooch up. Move up. All right.
1398
01:28:35,935 --> 01:28:37,145
Oh, shit.
1399
01:28:37,353 --> 01:28:40,398
Still operating. Here, hit him again.
Body's still operating. Golf him.
1400
01:28:40,523 --> 01:28:42,984
- Golf him now.
- The skull contains the brain.
1401
01:28:43,401 --> 01:28:44,401
Venis.
1402
01:28:44,402 --> 01:28:46,904
Venis, if I hop off,
can you smash his brain in?
1403
01:28:47,030 --> 01:28:49,365
Or better, Randy with the bowling ball.
1404
01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:52,659
I do not ideally want to crush
his face in with a bowling ball.
1405
01:28:52,660 --> 01:28:54,828
I just think it might be quite horrible
from my POV.
1406
01:28:54,829 --> 01:28:58,583
- Well, it’s not great sitting on him!
- God, is he dying at all, Souper?
1407
01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:00,835
Come on, the bucking's weakening, yeah?
1408
01:29:01,085 --> 01:29:03,129
He's struggling. He might be dying.
1409
01:29:03,254 --> 01:29:06,382
Okay, well... just bear down,
you know, hunker down!
1410
01:29:06,716 --> 01:29:09,634
- Bowl him in the middles, Rand!
- So stupid.
1411
01:29:09,635 --> 01:29:12,138
- His legs.
- I bowled him. I bowled him.
1412
01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,931
- You're disrupting the diaphragm.
- We're not killing him!
1413
01:29:14,932 --> 01:29:16,768
- Bowl him more!
- Oh, my God. Here, you do it!
1414
01:29:17,101 --> 01:29:18,811
- Fine.
- Mind the legs. Mind the legs.
1415
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,356
- Oh, shit!
- Fuck!
1416
01:29:22,648 --> 01:29:23,691
What the fuck!
1417
01:29:25,068 --> 01:29:27,527
- Run the bath.
- No, I don't want a bath.
1418
01:29:27,528 --> 01:29:29,112
- Stand down!
- I'm really pissed off.
1419
01:29:29,113 --> 01:29:31,656
- Run the bath. We drown him.
- You're a decel.
1420
01:29:31,657 --> 01:29:33,658
- What the fuck?
- And you are refusing to sell
1421
01:29:33,659 --> 01:29:36,203
the tech that we need for a new world
to come into being
1422
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:38,080
- where we can all live forever.
- Don't talk to him.
1423
01:29:38,081 --> 01:29:41,083
No, no. Let me-- I want to negotiate.
Let me fucking negotiate.
1424
01:29:41,084 --> 01:29:43,001
If we're going to drown him,
we have to act as one.
1425
01:29:43,002 --> 01:29:44,127
- Yeah.
- Okay?
1426
01:29:44,128 --> 01:29:46,004
No, no, no, no, no, no. Back the fuck up!
1427
01:29:46,005 --> 01:29:47,297
- Get him.
- Back the fuck off me.
1428
01:29:47,298 --> 01:29:49,216
- Don't struggle.
- Get his legs! Get his hands!
1429
01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:50,842
- No.
- All right, get him in here.
1430
01:29:50,843 --> 01:29:53,011
- Get the legs.
- No. No.
1431
01:29:53,012 --> 01:29:54,222
- Come on!
- No!
1432
01:29:54,806 --> 01:29:56,265
- Shit...
- Fuck.
1433
01:29:58,267 --> 01:30:00,102
Hey, hey, hey, hey, guys.
1434
01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:01,186
- Is it hot?
- What is fucking
1435
01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:02,270
- happening?
- Yeah.
1436
01:30:02,271 --> 01:30:03,356
- Scald him. Drown him.
- What?
1437
01:30:03,773 --> 01:30:05,942
It's hot. The water's back on.
It's just not deep enough.
1438
01:30:06,234 --> 01:30:10,405
No, guys, fucking-- Hey, hey. Back off,
or I'll fucking... I'll cut you.
1439
01:30:10,613 --> 01:30:11,864
- Yeah?
- Get him! He can't cut us.
1440
01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:14,492
If he angles it and wedges it,
he can cut.
1441
01:30:14,617 --> 01:30:18,246
- He can't cut us. He can only shave us.
- But this makes no fucking sense.
1442
01:30:18,454 --> 01:30:23,292
Don't engage. Don't listen to him.
He is wounded. He's dying.
1443
01:30:23,459 --> 01:30:26,838
I'm not dying. I'm stable.
I'm fine. Soupy.
1444
01:30:26,963 --> 01:30:29,424
- Beat him.
- No, this makes no fucking sense.
1445
01:30:29,590 --> 01:30:32,385
This is about AI dooming and
decelerationist alarmism.
1446
01:30:32,844 --> 01:30:34,052
- What?
- Yeah.
1447
01:30:34,053 --> 01:30:37,013
What the fuck? First principles.
What are you trying to achieve?
1448
01:30:37,014 --> 01:30:41,393
We are trying to kill you.
Gas him, burn him, drown him.
1449
01:30:41,394 --> 01:30:43,228
Okay, your attack makes no logical sense.
1450
01:30:43,229 --> 01:30:45,439
What we have started, we have to complete.
1451
01:30:45,440 --> 01:30:46,816
Do-- Sunk cost fallacy.
1452
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:49,568
- No, we have to continue due to reprisals.
- We're completionists.
1453
01:30:49,569 --> 01:30:51,361
No, no, we're not, we're not.
We fail, we move on,
1454
01:30:51,362 --> 01:30:52,821
we fail, we move on, we succeed.
1455
01:30:52,822 --> 01:30:54,614
Not necessarily!
1456
01:30:54,615 --> 01:30:55,950
- Oh, my...
- Fuck you!
1457
01:30:56,576 --> 01:31:00,663
- Oh, God.
- Motherfucker.
1458
01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:05,126
- Can he get out?
- No, there's no way out.
1459
01:31:09,213 --> 01:31:13,676
- But man, man, man, we fucked up.
- No, no. Do not doom loop on this.
1460
01:31:14,260 --> 01:31:17,597
- We did great, guys. It's really hard.
- A ton of big, big learnings.
1461
01:31:19,182 --> 01:31:20,390
Can you control the whole house
1462
01:31:20,391 --> 01:31:22,143
- from there?
- Yeah, the rabbit's in the hutch.
1463
01:31:22,727 --> 01:31:24,269
- Full lockdown.
- If he got to the panel,
1464
01:31:24,270 --> 01:31:27,565
- couldn't he hack it?
- He could if he could program for shit.
1465
01:31:29,692 --> 01:31:31,110
- Okay, Soups.
- Yeah.
1466
01:31:31,903 --> 01:31:34,529
You loop up. Holler if you see him.
1467
01:31:34,530 --> 01:31:36,115
- We're going to loop down.
- Okay.
1468
01:31:43,539 --> 01:31:44,999
- Jeff?
- Jeff?
1469
01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,919
Come on out, brother. We've reassessed.
1470
01:31:50,630 --> 01:31:52,840
He's got him. He's got him!
1471
01:31:58,304 --> 01:31:59,305
Come on.
1472
01:32:00,890 --> 01:32:02,350
The pig is in the pen.
1473
01:32:19,909 --> 01:32:21,785
- Did he see you?
- I don't think so.
1474
01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:23,704
Fuck. Okay.
1475
01:32:24,038 --> 01:32:25,914
- Okay. So...
- Got him.
1476
01:32:25,915 --> 01:32:29,502
Do we just turn it up?
Kill him that way?
1477
01:32:29,710 --> 01:32:32,505
It's a hell of a way to go to begin with,
but is it foolproof?
1478
01:32:33,005 --> 01:32:34,214
- Hey, guys. Hey.
- Damn it.
1479
01:32:34,215 --> 01:32:35,299
- Guys...
- God.
1480
01:32:35,424 --> 01:32:37,510
- Fuck.
- Guys, let's talk, yeah?
1481
01:32:37,885 --> 01:32:39,262
- Soups? Do you have...
- Yeah?
1482
01:32:39,804 --> 01:32:41,180
Could we get gas in there?
1483
01:32:41,639 --> 01:32:42,640
All right.
1484
01:32:43,391 --> 01:32:45,935
We could fire up a car,
get a hose pipe, feed that in.
1485
01:32:47,186 --> 01:32:48,937
Guys, please! Let's talk together, yeah?
1486
01:32:48,938 --> 01:32:50,815
- Don't look at him.
- It's fine, I'm not looking at him.
1487
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:53,609
Maybe we should just let him decide
how he wants to die.
1488
01:32:53,818 --> 01:32:56,152
- Give him a choice. That might be--
- Very generous.
1489
01:32:56,153 --> 01:32:57,862
I thought flame thrower
might be a little much.
1490
01:32:57,863 --> 01:32:59,991
- Hey, guys! What is that?
- Better to just pour
1491
01:33:00,116 --> 01:33:01,992
- and create a little death chamber. Yeah?
- It is gas.
1492
01:33:01,993 --> 01:33:05,079
- Okay, let's do it. All right. All right.
- Guys, we're friends. We're friends.
1493
01:33:05,204 --> 01:33:07,372
- No! Hey, no! Let me negotiate!
- It's all right.
1494
01:33:07,373 --> 01:33:09,249
- Yes. Yes.
- No. No, no, no. Easy, easy.
1495
01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:10,835
- Let me negotiate!
- Let's just-- All right.
1496
01:33:11,043 --> 01:33:12,586
- Please let me negotiate, come on!
- Here we go.
1497
01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,672
- I think we're past negotiations, Jeff!
- Fucking stop!
1498
01:33:15,673 --> 01:33:16,798
Okay, buddy.
1499
01:33:16,799 --> 01:33:18,759
- Please, let's negotiate.
- It's not really going under.
1500
01:33:18,884 --> 01:33:22,263
- Very excited to get into it all.
- I deserve a right to negotiate! Come on!
1501
01:33:23,848 --> 01:33:25,932
- Oh, God. It stinks!
- Sorry.
1502
01:33:25,933 --> 01:33:28,518
- No! I don't wanna die like this!
- It's good. Randy, don't use your hand.
1503
01:33:28,519 --> 01:33:29,686
- Here, hold on.
- Get it in there.
1504
01:33:29,687 --> 01:33:31,229
- Maybe if that--
- All right. That's good.
1505
01:33:31,230 --> 01:33:32,689
- That's good.
- Here, look, I have a tool.
1506
01:33:32,690 --> 01:33:33,982
I have a tool. Let's use this.
1507
01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:36,526
- Come on, Jeff!
- Jeff, don't do that! Jeff, stop it!
1508
01:33:36,527 --> 01:33:37,694
- Fuck you!
- Hold on.
1509
01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:39,195
Jeff, it's-- Fuck you! Stop, stop.
1510
01:33:39,196 --> 01:33:40,989
- Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Don't do that!
1511
01:33:40,990 --> 01:33:42,699
- Guys.
- Perfect, perfect, perfect.
1512
01:33:42,700 --> 01:33:47,079
- Pour and push.
- I love that.
1513
01:33:47,496 --> 01:33:49,080
- That's good.
- Very nice.
1514
01:33:49,081 --> 01:33:51,708
- Souper, you are a genius.
- A little more, little more, little more.
1515
01:33:51,709 --> 01:33:54,002
Venis, I'll fucking end you!
1516
01:33:54,003 --> 01:33:56,421
- Okay, that's gonna light it up.
- I'll fucking end you!
1517
01:33:56,422 --> 01:33:57,590
Okay, this is it.
1518
01:33:58,674 --> 01:34:01,177
- No.
- Okay.
1519
01:34:01,427 --> 01:34:03,679
You don't want to do this! No, no, no.
1520
01:34:03,929 --> 01:34:06,307
Fuck. I think...
1521
01:34:07,725 --> 01:34:09,435
- Stop it!
- You don't want to do this!
1522
01:34:11,270 --> 01:34:13,314
- We do this? No.
- Is it okay if I take a step back?
1523
01:34:13,439 --> 01:34:14,731
- I'm sorry.
- No, no, wait, wait, wait.
1524
01:34:14,732 --> 01:34:16,441
- No, Souper...
- No, no, no, no, no.
1525
01:34:16,442 --> 01:34:18,736
- I think we all light this together.
- No, no.
1526
01:34:18,903 --> 01:34:21,364
- What is the concern?
- Guys!
1527
01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:23,698
I'm gonna be living here, obviously,
1528
01:34:23,699 --> 01:34:27,203
and if I see Jeff in,
you know, flames, I'm--
1529
01:34:27,453 --> 01:34:30,956
I'm concerned that his presence might,
not haunt, but it--
1530
01:34:31,582 --> 01:34:33,583
- Ghosty goo-goo-boo!
- No, not a ghost.
1531
01:34:33,584 --> 01:34:35,710
It's just that the sense
of Jeff could persist
1532
01:34:35,711 --> 01:34:37,546
and I might not be able to enjoy a sauna.
1533
01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:38,923
- Souper.
- Hey!
1534
01:34:39,340 --> 01:34:42,550
We are saving future lives.
Will you please remember that?
1535
01:34:42,551 --> 01:34:45,805
I understand, but I'm just saying,
is that enough to watch a man burn alive?
1536
01:34:46,013 --> 01:34:48,973
Hey! It's poker night, yeah?
1537
01:34:48,974 --> 01:34:52,477
- It's poker night, so we play poker--
- Oh, my God, he is so annoying.
1538
01:34:52,478 --> 01:34:55,105
- It's-- I know.
- If I win, I live. And if I lose,
1539
01:34:55,106 --> 01:34:57,816
you just fuck me up on ket.
You do whatever you want.
1540
01:34:57,817 --> 01:35:01,236
Even if you win at poker,
I get control of BILTER.
1541
01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:04,989
- Yes.
- I'll give you the AI, I keep the rump.
1542
01:35:04,990 --> 01:35:06,074
Fuck you, the rump.
1543
01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:08,827
- You're in no position to negotiate.
- Look, look, look, look, guys,
1544
01:35:08,828 --> 01:35:10,663
this is a very good deal.
1545
01:35:11,414 --> 01:35:13,416
Come on, Rand-O. Look, look, look.
1546
01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:16,335
This is really good stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1547
01:35:16,585 --> 01:35:18,546
Now we're at the table together. Yeah?
1548
01:35:19,088 --> 01:35:21,924
- Social media posts suggesting breakdown.
- Rand, I see you fucking thinking, bro.
1549
01:35:22,049 --> 01:35:26,762
- This is nice. It's good shit.
- Okay, gut check. Do we engage?
1550
01:35:27,012 --> 01:35:28,973
- Yes.
- I'm serious.
1551
01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:32,434
I think this is really difficult
to make watertight.
1552
01:35:32,435 --> 01:35:34,228
- Honestly, I think he burns.
- No!
1553
01:35:35,521 --> 01:35:38,940
Could we overcome legal niceties,
versus watching a man burn alive?
1554
01:35:38,941 --> 01:35:41,609
Anything he agrees to,
he'd just claim duress.
1555
01:35:41,610 --> 01:35:43,862
- Technically, it is a real challenge.
- I won't!
1556
01:35:43,863 --> 01:35:45,363
- Yes. Sure.
- Sake of argument,
1557
01:35:45,364 --> 01:35:46,991
he Zooms with lawyers from in there?
1558
01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:50,536
Yeah. Double NDA'd,
Letter of Intent, tonight.
1559
01:35:50,870 --> 01:35:52,913
- He self-undermines on a podcast?
- Yes!
1560
01:35:53,247 --> 01:35:57,168
We get NSA Roddy, the White House,
Misha from his board. Conference call?
1561
01:35:57,877 --> 01:35:59,419
- Maybe worth a conversation.
- Yes!
1562
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:01,672
Yeah. The whole shebang, binding LOI.
1563
01:36:01,922 --> 01:36:05,675
Just get it done while we fucking still
have the petroleum insurance policy.
1564
01:36:05,676 --> 01:36:08,637
I mean, if Dave and the president
underwrite, legals become secondary.
1565
01:36:09,889 --> 01:36:14,058
- I mean, I do like Jeff.
- I like Jeff.
1566
01:36:14,059 --> 01:36:17,021
- I like Jeff.
- Do we draft a counter?
1567
01:36:17,563 --> 01:36:19,147
- Yes!
- Stop.
1568
01:36:19,148 --> 01:36:20,982
All right. Yes, yes, yes.
1569
01:36:20,983 --> 01:36:22,066
- Yes?
- Yes?
1570
01:36:22,067 --> 01:36:23,402
- Yes.
- Jeff?
1571
01:36:23,652 --> 01:36:25,320
- Yeah?
- We are going to go--
1572
01:36:25,321 --> 01:36:26,489
Yes, let's do it.
1573
01:36:26,614 --> 01:36:27,947
- We're-- No, you are going...
- No.
1574
01:36:27,948 --> 01:36:29,240
- Let's talk together.
- ...to stay here,
1575
01:36:29,241 --> 01:36:31,826
- and we are going to go talk about it.
- No! No! Let me out of here!
1576
01:36:31,827 --> 01:36:33,161
- Jeff! Don't!
- Hey!
1577
01:36:33,162 --> 01:36:34,454
Don't do that! Stop it!
1578
01:36:34,455 --> 01:36:36,539
- I will fucking rape you!
- Hey, sit down, Jeff! Sit down!
1579
01:36:36,540 --> 01:36:37,625
You're ruining it!
1580
01:36:37,750 --> 01:36:39,877
- Come on! You are going to blow it!
- Sit down!
1581
01:36:40,294 --> 01:36:44,672
I want you to smile at me, Jeff!
Smile! Jeff! Don't blow this. Sit down!
1582
01:36:44,673 --> 01:36:47,050
- Show your teeth, Jeff. Smile.
- Smile, Jeff.
1583
01:36:47,051 --> 01:36:49,803
- Hey! You need to cool down.
- Show your teeth.
1584
01:36:49,804 --> 01:36:50,887
Cool your jets.
1585
01:36:50,888 --> 01:36:53,349
- There we go. That's the Jeff we like.
- There we go.
1586
01:36:53,724 --> 01:36:56,309
- Let's figure out your future.
- Okay, what are we doing? Who's gonna--
1587
01:36:56,310 --> 01:36:58,312
- Are we doing this by hand?
- Oh, my god.
1588
01:37:10,282 --> 01:37:11,991
Hello. Come on in, straight to the back.
1589
01:37:11,992 --> 01:37:15,245
Lawyers on the far side.
Crisis PR, stay closer to me.
1590
01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:18,499
Nice to see you, Jim. Welcome.
Thank you for expediting yourselves.
1591
01:37:19,083 --> 01:37:21,085
Live situation, excited to fill you in.
1592
01:37:32,972 --> 01:37:35,766
- Looks better in India.
- Not so great in Greece.
1593
01:37:35,891 --> 01:37:37,768
India's bigger than Greece.
1594
01:37:37,977 --> 01:37:42,189
Okay, it's through. Deal is Docu-signed.
1595
01:37:42,314 --> 01:37:45,025
Congrats, Souper.
Your centi-millionaireship is over.
1596
01:37:45,609 --> 01:37:48,362
- You got bought out at two bill.
- Yes!
1597
01:37:48,487 --> 01:37:53,325
We're done on the non-disclosed,
and LOI is final. My role is set.
1598
01:37:53,951 --> 01:37:56,578
I'll tell you one thing,
I'd like to conduct all my negotiations
1599
01:37:56,579 --> 01:37:57,662
with my opposite number
1600
01:37:57,663 --> 01:37:59,623
covered in gasoline
with me holding the match.
1601
01:38:01,250 --> 01:38:03,544
Who's going to release the hound?
1602
01:38:05,129 --> 01:38:06,088
Paula!
1603
01:38:10,301 --> 01:38:13,721
Mr. Abredazi thought he'd be more
comfortable sleeping in the sauna.
1604
01:38:14,972 --> 01:38:18,516
It's time for him to get going.
Let's show him to his car, yeah?
1605
01:38:18,517 --> 01:38:19,602
Sure thing.
1606
01:38:22,146 --> 01:38:23,897
You don't think
he's going to come in here, do you?
1607
01:38:23,898 --> 01:38:25,399
- No.
- No, he can exit straight to his car.
1608
01:38:27,359 --> 01:38:28,944
Hope he didn't make a mess in there.
1609
01:38:29,570 --> 01:38:32,364
He had a bucket.
He couldn't have filled the bucket.
1610
01:38:32,865 --> 01:38:36,702
Guys, great outcome.
Really executed on stated aims.
1611
01:38:37,494 --> 01:38:38,495
Two billion.
1612
01:38:39,830 --> 01:38:42,166
This whole time I thought
I was allergic to B-nuts.
1613
01:38:42,291 --> 01:38:43,292
Morning.
1614
01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:46,252
- Oh, my. He's com-- Oh, God.
- Jesus. Gross.
1615
01:38:46,253 --> 01:38:49,882
- I hope he's not gonna milk it.
- And he brought the goons.
1616
01:38:53,052 --> 01:38:54,053
Morning.
1617
01:38:55,012 --> 01:38:56,221
- Morning.
- Good morning.
1618
01:38:59,308 --> 01:39:00,893
It's okay. Yeah.
1619
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:31,006
Just feeling a little dry.
1620
01:39:31,715 --> 01:39:35,260
Did you not get the--
We sent some Evian down.
1621
01:39:35,886 --> 01:39:38,514
I did. Nevertheless,
I'm a little dehydrated
1622
01:39:38,722 --> 01:39:42,601
- from my night in the sauna.
- Yeah.
1623
01:39:43,769 --> 01:39:44,770
Milking it.
1624
01:39:46,438 --> 01:39:48,315
These smoothies are excellent
if you want some.
1625
01:39:48,565 --> 01:39:50,442
Yeah, three kinds of smoothies.
1626
01:39:50,985 --> 01:39:55,447
This one has three kinds
of different dumb kale or some nonsense.
1627
01:39:55,614 --> 01:39:56,615
It's pretty good.
1628
01:39:57,700 --> 01:39:59,201
Thanks. Thanks, guys.
1629
01:40:03,414 --> 01:40:04,415
You okay?
1630
01:40:06,750 --> 01:40:07,918
What can I say?
1631
01:40:09,628 --> 01:40:11,046
You have other buddies.
1632
01:40:11,839 --> 01:40:15,009
You love telling us
about all of your golf buddies.
1633
01:40:15,884 --> 01:40:19,054
Are you fucking kidding? I love you guys.
1634
01:40:21,348 --> 01:40:23,892
That's why I think
you trying to kill me is...
1635
01:40:24,351 --> 01:40:26,979
particularly difficult to get over.
1636
01:40:28,313 --> 01:40:29,314
Guilt trip.
1637
01:40:32,818 --> 01:40:35,779
- You almost burned me alive.
- Roosters are roosters.
1638
01:40:36,363 --> 01:40:40,534
Look, I'm sorry. We're sorry
if you think we did something wrong.
1639
01:40:43,537 --> 01:40:46,123
- We're sorry, Jeff.
- We're very sorry that you're upset.
1640
01:41:03,307 --> 01:41:05,726
This is what was a gift.
1641
01:41:09,146 --> 01:41:11,815
The Brewster Brew.
It's a Kentucky Japanese whiskey.
1642
01:41:12,733 --> 01:41:14,526
I mean, it's a trophy investment.
1643
01:41:15,444 --> 01:41:16,820
It's actually a really nice business,
1644
01:41:16,987 --> 01:41:22,493
but I know that none of you want
to be in consumables, so, yeah.
1645
01:41:23,827 --> 01:41:24,828
Thank you, Jeff.
1646
01:41:28,582 --> 01:41:32,586
So, yeah. Soup's
still going to Argentina, or--?
1647
01:41:33,212 --> 01:41:39,133
- Maybe. Puppet master from Miami, maybe.
- We talked about a bigger project,
1648
01:41:39,134 --> 01:41:42,553
but no one wanted to get
into the DMV of it all.
1649
01:41:42,554 --> 01:41:44,473
Storm drains, et cetera.
1650
01:41:46,475 --> 01:41:49,561
Don't play dumb, man.
We like you. It just made sense.
1651
01:41:50,646 --> 01:41:54,483
This is a terrifying experience,
and I don't know that I'll ever recover.
1652
01:41:55,234 --> 01:41:56,443
Don't be a sourpuss.
1653
01:41:56,985 --> 01:42:01,115
It was tight, aggressive play,
but it panned out. Don't take it personal.
1654
01:42:02,991 --> 01:42:03,992
It was a crazy weekend.
1655
01:42:05,119 --> 01:42:06,120
Truly.
1656
01:42:10,165 --> 01:42:14,878
Okay. I'm just gonna shower. And then...
1657
01:42:17,256 --> 01:42:18,257
Yeah.
1658
01:42:20,175 --> 01:42:21,176
Cock-a-doodle-brew.
1659
01:42:23,095 --> 01:42:24,513
- Cock-a-doodle-brew.
- Cock-a-doodle-brew.
1660
01:43:03,468 --> 01:43:06,013
- Hey, Hes.
- Hi, Jeff.
1661
01:43:10,559 --> 01:43:11,935
Hey, how was it?
1662
01:43:13,145 --> 01:43:14,479
Pretty horrible at the airports.
1663
01:43:16,440 --> 01:43:20,110
Yeah, well, safe now, so...
1664
01:43:23,030 --> 01:43:27,075
I don't like being followed.
Jeff, it really freaked me out.
1665
01:43:32,372 --> 01:43:33,790
I'm saying, L.A. is good.
1666
01:43:34,374 --> 01:43:39,796
We go, we bunker up, while I figure out
a New Zealand sitch, yeah? And...
1667
01:43:41,715 --> 01:43:43,217
You-- You'll... you'll come with me?
1668
01:43:47,471 --> 01:43:49,139
Yeah. Yeah.
1669
01:43:54,144 --> 01:43:55,187
Sorry, Hes.
1670
01:44:03,779 --> 01:44:05,530
I just wanted to say...
1671
01:44:07,616 --> 01:44:09,159
that it was Randall's idea.
1672
01:44:10,661 --> 01:44:12,454
- Okay.
- Not that that means anything.
1673
01:44:13,789 --> 01:44:15,874
It's like, there's no excuses, but I...
1674
01:44:16,667 --> 01:44:18,334
I'm just, I'm under a lot of pressure.
1675
01:44:18,335 --> 01:44:21,254
Like, I was up all night,
wrote this seven-screen email to Berry.
1676
01:44:21,255 --> 01:44:24,090
I'm just... I'm just not in a great way.
1677
01:44:24,091 --> 01:44:25,425
- But that's so--
- Ven...
1678
01:44:27,052 --> 01:44:28,095
It was funny.
1679
01:44:30,264 --> 01:44:33,350
- Yeah?
- And none of it's gonna stick.
1680
01:44:33,475 --> 01:44:34,851
I'm gonna weasel out of all of it.
1681
01:44:35,852 --> 01:44:38,605
What, you're gonna, like,
spend the rest of your life in court,
1682
01:44:39,064 --> 01:44:41,275
disowning all this crap
that you just signed?
1683
01:44:42,609 --> 01:44:45,237
Everybody wants me to have your shit.
1684
01:44:45,988 --> 01:44:48,657
So, why don't you be a hero
and do the right thing?
1685
01:44:49,658 --> 01:44:51,034
Do a deal, join forces.
1686
01:44:51,285 --> 01:44:54,329
Not with Randall. That's too much.
1687
01:44:56,373 --> 01:44:58,834
- Randall's sick.
- Yeah, more cancer.
1688
01:44:59,293 --> 01:45:00,502
Cancer of the take.
1689
01:45:00,961 --> 01:45:04,214
If I get Randall put out
to fucking pasture, can we do this deal?
1690
01:45:04,965 --> 01:45:06,049
Come inside?
1691
01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:09,344
I can come inside.
1692
01:45:11,138 --> 01:45:13,181
But I'll come for you in the end,
you know that.
1693
01:45:15,100 --> 01:45:16,310
That's what's exciting.
1694
01:45:17,185 --> 01:45:21,606
I'm excited to see what happens,
my platform operating full tilt.
1695
01:45:24,693 --> 01:45:26,528
- It's nothing.
- Nothing?
1696
01:45:26,695 --> 01:45:27,696
Nothing.
1697
01:45:32,034 --> 01:45:35,370
I think there's a non-trivial chance
it'll be a full fucking disaster.
1698
01:45:35,704 --> 01:45:37,414
Yeah, and I don't.
1699
01:45:50,552 --> 01:45:52,220
I guess we gotta make
a little side bet then.
1700
01:45:54,222 --> 01:45:57,225
Finally, this poker weekend
has some fucking action.
1701
01:45:58,143 --> 01:45:59,686
Fuck!
1702
01:47:13,260 --> 01:47:17,472
Hi, I'm Slowzo and I'll guide you
through today's session.
1703
01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:19,641
Inhale...
1704
01:47:21,810 --> 01:47:23,603
and exhale.
1705
01:47:25,730 --> 01:47:26,731
Inhale...
1706
01:47:29,025 --> 01:47:30,735
and exhale.