WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:47.208 --> 00:01:48.642 Remember, you don't do anything. 4 00:01:48.842 --> 00:01:50.478 Just scout it out. 5 00:01:50.711 --> 00:01:53.414 First sign of anything, you come grab me. We clear? 6 00:01:53.681 --> 00:01:55.616 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I got this. 7 00:01:56.950 --> 00:01:58.152 If I find something, I come out and call you. 8 00:01:58.419 --> 00:02:00.321 I know, I got it. - Good. 9 00:02:00.588 --> 00:02:01.322 Okay. 10 00:02:29.550 --> 00:02:31.685 Oh, shit. 11 00:02:31.885 --> 00:02:35.223 I found it. I found it. 12 00:02:35.423 --> 00:02:38.359 Negative. If you have confirmation, retreat. 13 00:02:38.626 --> 00:02:40.361 - I'm going in. - Negative. 14 00:02:40.561 --> 00:02:42.830 If you have confirmation, retreat. 15 00:02:48.502 --> 00:02:51.539 Lucas. Lucas. 16 00:02:53.073 --> 00:02:55.709 Ah. 17 00:03:38.486 --> 00:03:42.155 Adrian, Adrian. I got her, I got her. 18 00:03:44.024 --> 00:03:44.925 Hello? 19 00:03:49.196 --> 00:03:50.598 I hear something. 20 00:03:52.199 --> 00:03:53.701 I hear something. 21 00:04:10.418 --> 00:04:11.352 Lucas? 22 00:04:17.658 --> 00:04:18.559 Lost him. 23 00:04:22.029 --> 00:04:24.097 Another night is gone. 24 00:07:05.325 --> 00:07:07.060 Marcus, is that you? 25 00:07:08.862 --> 00:07:11.632 Yeah, it's me. 26 00:07:11.899 --> 00:07:13.967 Come a little, come a little closer, son. 27 00:07:14.167 --> 00:07:16.637 You remember Aidan? He works for me. 28 00:07:16.837 --> 00:07:19.607 - Yeah, course. - Marcus. 29 00:07:19.773 --> 00:07:20.608 I'll give you guys some time. 30 00:07:20.874 --> 00:07:22.242 Okay. 31 00:07:22.409 --> 00:07:25.412 And there you are. My boy. 32 00:07:27.748 --> 00:07:30.884 There's something I gotta tell you. 33 00:07:31.051 --> 00:07:32.653 I've needed to tell you this for a long time. 34 00:07:34.722 --> 00:07:36.456 What is it? 35 00:07:36.624 --> 00:07:39.326 There's a small group that's been around for centuries 36 00:07:39.527 --> 00:07:42.830 known as The Knights Society. 37 00:07:44.565 --> 00:07:46.967 And their main job is to protect. 38 00:07:49.637 --> 00:07:52.973 They seek out and destroy the undead, 39 00:07:53.140 --> 00:07:56.109 banish them back to Hell. 40 00:07:57.410 --> 00:07:59.613 Sounds like one of the comic books I'm reading. 41 00:07:59.880 --> 00:08:03.584 Don't laugh, depending on the comic book, 42 00:08:03.751 --> 00:08:06.520 there are codes from the Society 43 00:08:06.720 --> 00:08:10.157 that indicate orders to be carried out. 44 00:08:12.125 --> 00:08:15.696 And I need to tell you about your birthright. 45 00:08:18.165 --> 00:08:20.801 Shit, Dad, was I adopted? 46 00:08:20.968 --> 00:08:22.670 No. 47 00:08:22.936 --> 00:08:25.338 No. You are my blood. 48 00:08:27.575 --> 00:08:28.375 What's this? 49 00:08:30.310 --> 00:08:31.945 That's the coin of a knight. 50 00:08:36.483 --> 00:08:38.385 Open this. Open it. 51 00:08:38.652 --> 00:08:40.487 Easy, easy, easy 52 00:08:40.654 --> 00:08:41.622 with that stuff. 53 00:08:43.490 --> 00:08:45.893 That's been around for three generations. 54 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:47.728 That's all about your bloodline. 55 00:08:51.498 --> 00:08:53.133 Now I know that you like to collect all kinds 56 00:08:53.300 --> 00:08:55.402 of really cool stuff for your bar. 57 00:08:58.138 --> 00:08:58.972 Who's this? 58 00:09:01.709 --> 00:09:03.844 Ah, just keep reading, keep reading. 59 00:09:04.011 --> 00:09:05.646 Read. Go on. 60 00:09:14.855 --> 00:09:16.924 I, I don't know what I'm reading here. 61 00:09:17.124 --> 00:09:19.426 What are you trying to tell me, Dad? 62 00:09:19.693 --> 00:09:23.931 That's all about your great-great-grandfather. 63 00:09:26.333 --> 00:09:27.868 Uh, no shit? 64 00:09:29.870 --> 00:09:31.504 Wow, ah... 65 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:34.441 I've never heard anything 66 00:09:34.642 --> 00:09:37.244 about your side of the family. 67 00:09:37.510 --> 00:09:38.612 And I, I tried to do a family tree 68 00:09:38.812 --> 00:09:40.047 a few years ago for your birthday. 69 00:09:40.213 --> 00:09:41.715 I couldn't find anything. - Oh. 70 00:09:41.982 --> 00:09:44.017 I learned that Mom's side were bootleggers 71 00:09:44.184 --> 00:09:46.186 from Kansas City. 72 00:09:46.353 --> 00:09:48.856 My side were knights. 73 00:09:49.089 --> 00:09:51.725 And just keep reading. Check that out. 74 00:09:53.593 --> 00:09:57.097 I wanna leave this world knowing 75 00:09:57.264 --> 00:10:01.101 that you understand what I'm telling you. 76 00:10:04.404 --> 00:10:06.473 Oh, you got me. 77 00:10:06.740 --> 00:10:08.809 This is about Dr. A. Van Helsing. 78 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:15.816 And about the Society that our family formed. 79 00:10:17.117 --> 00:10:19.753 Ah, um, I'm not following. 80 00:10:20.020 --> 00:10:21.321 What does Van Helsing have to do with me? 81 00:10:21.588 --> 00:10:25.425 And, and what's, what's the Knight Society? 82 00:10:25.693 --> 00:10:29.096 He was your great-great-grandfather. 83 00:10:31.098 --> 00:10:33.066 What? 84 00:10:33.233 --> 00:10:35.803 The fictional character in the monster novels? 85 00:10:35.969 --> 00:10:42.409 Yes. Yeah, fiction is most often based in truth. 86 00:10:42.642 --> 00:10:44.111 Dad, just because we have similar sounding names 87 00:10:44.277 --> 00:10:46.680 does not mean that-- - "Von Helsin" 88 00:10:46.880 --> 00:10:48.682 was "Van Helsing." 89 00:10:52.385 --> 00:10:53.787 What are you telling me? 90 00:10:54.054 --> 00:10:55.923 When they came through Ellis Island, 91 00:10:57.791 --> 00:10:59.426 they thought it was a misprint, 92 00:11:01.261 --> 00:11:03.831 and they really couldn't understand 93 00:11:03.997 --> 00:11:05.833 his heavy Dutch accent, 94 00:11:06.967 --> 00:11:12.039 so the name was altered forever. 95 00:11:14.641 --> 00:11:19.713 "Van Helsing" became "Von Helsin." 96 00:11:22.315 --> 00:11:23.951 You're serious? 97 00:11:24.117 --> 00:11:25.018 Yes. 98 00:11:26.686 --> 00:11:29.622 That is your great-great-grandfather, 99 00:11:29.790 --> 00:11:30.690 Van Helsing. And that other picture 100 00:11:30.858 --> 00:11:35.395 is a man that we believe 101 00:11:35.595 --> 00:11:39.032 killed your great-great-grandfather. 102 00:11:39.299 --> 00:11:43.703 Son, our family has been in the hunting game for centuries 103 00:11:45.873 --> 00:11:48.175 - Vampire hunters? - Yeah. 104 00:11:48.341 --> 00:11:50.811 All those stories you heard, they're true. 105 00:11:50.978 --> 00:11:52.045 He was a hunter. 106 00:11:53.713 --> 00:11:56.750 And, um, I've just been waiting for the right time 107 00:11:56.950 --> 00:11:59.352 to, ah, to share all this with you. 108 00:12:02.155 --> 00:12:06.093 So you're saying that my great-great-grandfather 109 00:12:06.293 --> 00:12:09.029 is the famous vampire hunter, Van Helsing? 110 00:12:09.196 --> 00:12:10.663 Yes. 111 00:12:10.831 --> 00:12:12.565 Uh, written about in the damn horror novels? 112 00:12:12.732 --> 00:12:14.334 Yes. 113 00:12:14.501 --> 00:12:17.004 And we come from a long generation of hunters? 114 00:12:17.170 --> 00:12:18.071 Yes. 115 00:12:21.308 --> 00:12:23.911 And I'm a Van Helsing? 116 00:12:24.177 --> 00:12:28.415 No, you're a Von Helsin without the G. 117 00:12:35.188 --> 00:12:39.026 Okay, so, ah, now what? 118 00:12:40.427 --> 00:12:42.963 That coin is now your birthright, 119 00:12:46.533 --> 00:12:50.603 and someday you'll share that with your blood. 120 00:12:54.174 --> 00:12:57.878 Do you want me to, to hunt vampires? 121 00:13:03.516 --> 00:13:06.219 Revenge, extinguish 122 00:13:07.287 --> 00:13:09.823 all of them. 123 00:13:15.295 --> 00:13:16.063 That man. 124 00:13:18.565 --> 00:13:24.404 He's identified by the Society as Michael Connor, 125 00:13:24.571 --> 00:13:27.440 and the man who killed your great-great-grandfather. 126 00:13:32.745 --> 00:13:35.682 Aidan will help you get settled. 127 00:13:38.251 --> 00:13:39.319 Son, 128 00:13:47.260 --> 00:13:49.696 carrying out this tradition 129 00:13:52.099 --> 00:13:57.170 is God's will. 130 00:14:03.176 --> 00:14:04.111 Dad. 131 00:14:06.146 --> 00:14:07.714 Dad. 132 00:16:32.259 --> 00:16:33.626 - What are you doing? - Hi, Mom. 133 00:16:33.893 --> 00:16:35.895 - One sec. - Tell Aunt Julie I said hi. 134 00:16:36.096 --> 00:16:37.130 How did you know it was me? 135 00:16:37.330 --> 00:16:38.631 'Cause I have caller id. 136 00:16:38.831 --> 00:16:40.533 Oh, yes, the caller ID. 137 00:16:40.800 --> 00:16:43.170 Why do you waste your money on things like that? 138 00:16:43.436 --> 00:16:45.238 I don't. It comes with the phone. 139 00:16:45.438 --> 00:16:47.140 - Does mine? - Yes. 140 00:16:47.407 --> 00:16:49.542 Along with a bunch of other things that you don't use. 141 00:16:49.742 --> 00:16:51.244 Oh, really? 142 00:16:51.511 --> 00:16:53.113 Before I forget, are you coming up this weekend 143 00:16:53.313 --> 00:16:54.581 for the family retreat? 144 00:16:54.781 --> 00:16:56.849 You said you might. - No, I can't. 145 00:16:57.016 --> 00:16:59.386 I have a few things to handle for work. Sorry. 146 00:16:59.586 --> 00:17:00.953 What do you have to handle? 147 00:17:01.188 --> 00:17:03.690 More dates with strange men? Please. 148 00:17:03.956 --> 00:17:05.692 You might find a nice man at the retreat. 149 00:17:05.958 --> 00:17:09.229 Someone who will accept you for who you are. 150 00:17:09.429 --> 00:17:13.032 Mom, I'm good. It's part of my job. 151 00:17:13.200 --> 00:17:15.868 I go on the dates and then I blog about them afterwards. 152 00:17:16.136 --> 00:17:18.271 Sounds like a stupid way to find a man. 153 00:17:18.538 --> 00:17:19.972 Who pays for these so-called dates? 154 00:17:20.207 --> 00:17:22.509 And how do you make money with this bogging? 155 00:17:23.376 --> 00:17:24.911 I'm worried about you. 156 00:17:25.178 --> 00:17:27.714 Listen to your mother and come to the retreat. 157 00:17:27.980 --> 00:17:31.184 - It's called blogging. - What is? 158 00:17:31.351 --> 00:17:33.686 My job, Mom. It's what I do. 159 00:17:33.953 --> 00:17:36.022 Mom, I have people that pay me to do this. 160 00:17:36.189 --> 00:17:37.724 This is a real job. 161 00:17:37.990 --> 00:17:40.127 Go out with strange men? 162 00:17:40.327 --> 00:17:43.530 Sounds like one of those escorts. Contessa. 163 00:17:44.531 --> 00:17:46.699 You're not an escort, right? 164 00:17:46.966 --> 00:17:48.501 No, I am not an escort, 165 00:17:48.668 --> 00:17:51.271 but I am totally miserable with what I received 166 00:17:51.471 --> 00:17:52.739 from your side of the family. 167 00:17:53.005 --> 00:17:54.741 Tessie, don't say that. 168 00:17:55.007 --> 00:17:56.075 You know how many people would 169 00:17:56.309 --> 00:17:57.110 love to have what you have? 170 00:17:58.311 --> 00:18:00.813 Yeah, I'm sure. Mom, I have to go. 171 00:18:01.013 --> 00:18:02.582 You need to come to this retreat. 172 00:18:02.815 --> 00:18:05.318 Just think, you could meet your soulmate. 173 00:18:05.585 --> 00:18:07.120 Just the way I met your father. 174 00:18:07.320 --> 00:18:11.758 Um, I cannot do that, but I can send Laura. 175 00:18:12.024 --> 00:18:14.961 Laura? You know that child doesn't have the gift. 176 00:18:15.162 --> 00:18:17.897 The only gift she has is annoyance . 177 00:18:18.165 --> 00:18:20.467 And she gets that from my poor brother. 178 00:18:20.667 --> 00:18:22.869 That's true. Mom, let me call you back. 179 00:18:23.069 --> 00:18:24.237 I have to go. - Okay, dear. 180 00:18:24.504 --> 00:18:27.307 I love you. - Me too, bye. 181 00:18:27.574 --> 00:18:31.444 That's so not true. I have good traits I get from my dad. 182 00:18:31.611 --> 00:18:33.413 What's up, Laura? 183 00:18:33.580 --> 00:18:34.947 I was gonna take you to breakfast. Remember? 184 00:18:35.114 --> 00:18:36.816 Oh, cuz, I can't. I have to do work. 185 00:18:37.083 --> 00:18:39.486 I have too much to do. Can we go tomorrow? 186 00:18:39.752 --> 00:18:41.421 Fine. 187 00:18:41.588 --> 00:18:44.291 Thanks. Do you wanna lock yourself out when you leave? 188 00:18:44.557 --> 00:18:46.159 And she throws me out. 189 00:18:46.359 --> 00:18:48.428 You know, you're lucky I love you. 190 00:18:48.695 --> 00:18:49.829 See you tomorrow. 191 00:18:51.698 --> 00:18:53.500 Locked. 192 00:19:42.114 --> 00:19:43.015 Oh. 193 00:19:45.252 --> 00:19:46.152 Let's see. 194 00:19:48.187 --> 00:19:50.523 Oh, a date tonight. Perfect. 195 00:19:53.593 --> 00:19:54.961 Steve. 196 00:19:57.096 --> 00:19:59.832 Steve. I like that. 197 00:20:00.099 --> 00:20:03.470 Steve. It's very mature, Steve. 198 00:20:05.438 --> 00:20:07.139 Steve and Tess. 199 00:20:08.508 --> 00:20:10.543 Okay. That's nuts. 200 00:20:20.720 --> 00:20:25.592 All right. 201 00:20:25.792 --> 00:20:29.195 "Dear Tess, let's talk about manners. 202 00:20:29.362 --> 00:20:31.431 Why do grown men forget that they were taught this 203 00:20:31.631 --> 00:20:33.500 or should have been at an early age? 204 00:20:36.135 --> 00:20:39.439 My date the entire night was belching various names 205 00:20:39.706 --> 00:20:41.040 at me all night." 206 00:20:41.874 --> 00:20:42.775 What? 207 00:20:48.080 --> 00:20:50.049 Oh no. Okay. 208 00:20:50.317 --> 00:20:53.185 Ew. Okay, first of all, let's break it down. 209 00:20:53.353 --> 00:20:57.557 Belching at the dinner table, that is not cute nor polite. 210 00:21:02.662 --> 00:21:05.031 Some cultures find it respectful to belch after a good meal. 211 00:21:05.197 --> 00:21:07.199 They find it to be complimentary towards the chef. 212 00:21:11.371 --> 00:21:13.973 Okay, I get it, but belching 213 00:21:14.173 --> 00:21:17.209 while saying random names is not cute nor polite. 214 00:21:17.377 --> 00:21:18.277 It's just rude. 215 00:21:22.549 --> 00:21:24.917 Dump him. 216 00:21:25.084 --> 00:21:27.487 I mean, I would've bit his head off. 217 00:21:30.757 --> 00:21:35.227 "Dear Tess, my first date was a bit on the boring side. 218 00:21:35.462 --> 00:21:38.998 He kept talking and all I wanted to do was jump his bones." 219 00:21:40.867 --> 00:21:43.603 Oh my gosh. Settle down, tigress. 220 00:21:43.870 --> 00:21:46.138 A first date should be like a job interview. 221 00:21:46.406 --> 00:21:48.007 Two people finding out if they can get along 222 00:21:48.274 --> 00:21:51.310 and are interested in building something cool together. 223 00:21:53.380 --> 00:21:55.147 Jumping their bones the first night takes away 224 00:21:55.415 --> 00:21:57.083 the mystery and the excitement. 225 00:21:58.084 --> 00:21:59.318 That's what I think. 226 00:21:59.486 --> 00:22:01.754 But you never take your own advice. 227 00:22:22.809 --> 00:22:24.276 - Yo. - Hi, Steve? 228 00:22:25.478 --> 00:22:27.780 - Steve-O, please. - Oh, Steve-O. 229 00:22:29.449 --> 00:22:30.550 I'm sorry. - Hey, who this pretty voice, 230 00:22:30.817 --> 00:22:32.519 sweetheart? - This is Tess 231 00:22:32.785 --> 00:22:34.053 returning your call back tonight. 232 00:22:34.320 --> 00:22:35.822 Oh, yeah. 7:00 PM, Renfield's. 233 00:22:36.088 --> 00:22:37.824 I'll see you there. 234 00:22:40.259 --> 00:22:42.161 Steve-O. 235 00:22:42.429 --> 00:22:43.362 Steve-O. 236 00:22:44.831 --> 00:22:46.165 Steve-O. 237 00:23:17.163 --> 00:23:19.365 Vanessa. 238 00:23:19.532 --> 00:23:23.770 My eyes deceive me, but so much like her. 239 00:23:23.970 --> 00:23:25.404 Mm. I need to take you to my father's place. 240 00:23:25.672 --> 00:23:28.508 You will love it. They have everything. 241 00:23:28.675 --> 00:23:31.077 The chef is pretty unique in what he whips up. 242 00:23:36.348 --> 00:23:37.416 Tell me your name. 243 00:23:41.420 --> 00:23:42.622 It's Trudy. 244 00:23:59.539 --> 00:24:00.239 How you doing? Thanks for coming. 245 00:24:00.406 --> 00:24:01.273 I'm, I'm Steve-O. 246 00:24:03.275 --> 00:24:04.644 I beg your pardon? 247 00:24:04.911 --> 00:24:06.713 You just asked me what my name was. 248 00:24:07.714 --> 00:24:08.615 Did I? 249 00:24:12.051 --> 00:24:13.419 Mm. 250 00:24:13.586 --> 00:24:15.254 Nice. Go easy. 251 00:24:15.421 --> 00:24:17.289 You're gonna give me diabetes. 252 00:24:20.192 --> 00:24:21.961 - I can smell your cologne. - Oh, th-thank you. 253 00:24:22.128 --> 00:24:24.096 You like it? It's, you know the Dollar Store? 254 00:24:24.363 --> 00:24:25.798 You, you used to go to Dollar Store, 255 00:24:25.965 --> 00:24:27.433 nothing there, and now you can get everything. 256 00:24:27.600 --> 00:24:29.101 They get the cologne, they get everything 257 00:24:29.368 --> 00:24:30.269 you need there, it's good. - I could smell it 258 00:24:30.537 --> 00:24:31.671 when I walked in the front door. 259 00:24:36.643 --> 00:24:40.780 - More cake? - Mm. 260 00:24:40.947 --> 00:24:42.582 Yeah, you look, you look real nice tonight. 261 00:24:42.749 --> 00:24:44.483 What, what, what is it? Louis, Gucci? 262 00:24:44.651 --> 00:24:45.752 What do you got, what do you got going on here? Huh, huh? 263 00:24:45.985 --> 00:24:47.620 - Thank you. - Yeah. 264 00:24:47.787 --> 00:24:49.421 Ah, so we got sangria? 265 00:24:49.656 --> 00:24:51.591 We do, we do. Got sangria, the red wine sangria. 266 00:24:51.758 --> 00:24:53.459 Hey, you, you come here a lot? 267 00:24:53.626 --> 00:24:54.827 - Yes, I do. - You been here before? 268 00:24:54.994 --> 00:24:56.796 Yeah? What do you... 269 00:24:57.063 --> 00:24:59.031 You know, I, I just got some of the piggies in the blanket, 270 00:24:59.231 --> 00:25:00.533 and I don't know about you, 271 00:25:00.733 --> 00:25:02.535 but I got a big side of mustard, 272 00:25:02.735 --> 00:25:05.137 'cause I like putting mustard on the piggies in the blanket. 273 00:25:05.404 --> 00:25:06.973 I like the piggy and the blanket, 274 00:25:07.139 --> 00:25:09.508 and you know, it goes really well, pairs really well 275 00:25:09.676 --> 00:25:11.110 with the garlic cheese bread here. 276 00:25:11.277 --> 00:25:13.613 I've been coming to this place for 15 years, 277 00:25:13.780 --> 00:25:15.181 so I think we're gonna have a real good time. 278 00:25:15.447 --> 00:25:16.783 Oh, and I'm so sorry. 279 00:25:17.016 --> 00:25:18.284 I forgot the, the best part of all this. 280 00:25:18.450 --> 00:25:20.119 I got some shrimp cocktail for you. 281 00:25:20.286 --> 00:25:23.355 And I know you, I know you like the cocktail sauce, 282 00:25:23.522 --> 00:25:26.993 so I got a bunch of cocktail sauce for us to just nibble on. 283 00:25:27.159 --> 00:25:28.961 And we'll talk about each other, talk about you. 284 00:25:29.128 --> 00:25:31.397 I wanna know a lot about you. I don't, I'm talking a lot. 285 00:25:31.664 --> 00:25:33.399 I'm talking a lot. I know I'm talking a lot. 286 00:25:33.600 --> 00:25:35.501 I'm gonna let you talk 'cause I wanna hear about your life. 287 00:25:35.668 --> 00:25:37.036 I know you're, you're a blogger, 288 00:25:37.269 --> 00:25:40.306 real interested in the blogging that you do. 289 00:26:40.166 --> 00:26:43.803 Let me out! 290 00:26:46.405 --> 00:26:48.240 Let me out of here! 291 00:26:54.246 --> 00:26:57.549 Let me out! 292 00:27:06.225 --> 00:27:08.560 Let me out of here, you asshole! 293 00:27:17.203 --> 00:27:20.272 Do you know who my father is? 294 00:27:29.481 --> 00:27:30.850 Let me out of here! 295 00:27:33.585 --> 00:27:36.522 My father will bury you! 296 00:28:08.855 --> 00:28:09.688 Steve. 297 00:28:09.956 --> 00:28:11.190 - Hey. - Seriously, 298 00:28:11.357 --> 00:28:12.358 that was so much fun. - Hey, 299 00:28:12.624 --> 00:28:15.194 you are so damn beautiful, huh? 300 00:28:15.361 --> 00:28:17.329 You wanna maybe 301 00:28:17.496 --> 00:28:19.331 - No, thank you, I can't. - go back? 302 00:28:19.598 --> 00:28:20.499 I have an early morning planned. 303 00:28:20.767 --> 00:28:22.068 Okay. Maybe another night. 304 00:28:22.268 --> 00:28:23.135 Another, different night? 305 00:28:23.302 --> 00:28:24.837 Yeah. We'll talk. 306 00:28:25.104 --> 00:28:26.405 Hey, ah, where, where'd you park down here? 307 00:28:26.672 --> 00:28:28.074 Let me walk you. - You really don't need to. 308 00:28:28.340 --> 00:28:29.809 - No, all right, hey, hey. - I'm right here. 309 00:28:29.976 --> 00:28:31.377 - I'm a gentleman. - Steve-O, it's really okay. 310 00:28:31.643 --> 00:28:32.578 It's a dark night in this scary alley. 311 00:28:32.779 --> 00:28:33.512 Let, let me walk you. Come on. 312 00:28:33.679 --> 00:28:34.814 Come on. - Steve. 313 00:28:34.981 --> 00:28:38.650 Please, call me Steve-O. 314 00:28:38.818 --> 00:28:40.652 - Steve-O, stop seriously. - Huh? 315 00:28:40.820 --> 00:28:42.488 Okay, okay, okay. All right. 316 00:28:42.721 --> 00:28:44.190 - Not tonight. - All right. 317 00:28:44.356 --> 00:28:46.759 Well, hey, maybe we should do this again. Huh? 318 00:28:46.959 --> 00:28:48.494 I like you, you like me. 319 00:28:48.727 --> 00:28:49.996 We had good time, huh? 320 00:28:50.229 --> 00:28:51.597 Yeah, definitely. We'll talk. 321 00:28:51.798 --> 00:28:53.065 - Yeah? - I'm, I'm a little busy 322 00:28:53.232 --> 00:28:55.067 next week, but... - Well, maybe 323 00:28:55.334 --> 00:28:57.837 next weekend, huh? 324 00:28:58.004 --> 00:29:00.172 - We'll talk. - We're talking right now. 325 00:29:03.242 --> 00:29:04.176 Okay? 326 00:29:05.477 --> 00:29:06.445 Well, have a good night. Huh? 327 00:29:06.712 --> 00:29:07.513 Have a good night, Steve. 328 00:29:19.758 --> 00:29:21.794 - Steve-O. - Did I do something wrong? 329 00:29:23.395 --> 00:29:24.797 No. 330 00:29:24.997 --> 00:29:27.399 I felt a bit, ah, slighted. 331 00:29:27.666 --> 00:29:29.435 - "Slighted?" - Slighted. 332 00:29:29.701 --> 00:29:33.372 I mean, we, we put it on the phone, huh? 333 00:29:33.605 --> 00:29:36.642 And I take you out. And I dropped 375 bucks! 334 00:29:36.909 --> 00:29:37.776 - Steve-O, I've had- - We left, I figure you wanna, 335 00:29:37.944 --> 00:29:38.777 Shut up! 336 00:29:43.950 --> 00:29:47.253 All I wanted was a hug and to take you out again. 337 00:29:50.622 --> 00:29:51.891 Why wait until next time, huh? 338 00:29:52.058 --> 00:29:54.493 - Steve, stop, stop! - Huh, huh, huh? 339 00:29:54.693 --> 00:29:56.929 Get off of me! Uh! 340 00:30:01.033 --> 00:30:02.101 Look, I... 341 00:30:05.771 --> 00:30:07.273 Look, I like you. 342 00:30:07.539 --> 00:30:10.442 Well, I don't in that way. Leave. 343 00:30:14.080 --> 00:30:16.916 Hey, hey! 344 00:30:17.083 --> 00:30:18.484 You shouldn't tease a man and dress the way you do 345 00:30:18.750 --> 00:30:20.019 with these little short dresses you got on. 346 00:30:20.286 --> 00:30:21.620 Huh? You shouldn't do that. 347 00:30:21.888 --> 00:30:23.122 A woman in a dress is not an invitation 348 00:30:23.289 --> 00:30:24.823 for a man to have his way with her! 349 00:30:24.991 --> 00:30:26.658 Get the fuck away from me! 350 00:30:26.825 --> 00:30:28.360 Ah, wait, wait, wait. Is that, is that your story? 351 00:30:28.560 --> 00:30:29.929 Is that what you think I'm doing here? 352 00:30:30.096 --> 00:30:31.430 Is, is that what you're gonna write about 353 00:30:31.663 --> 00:30:32.698 in your shitty little blog tomorrow? 354 00:30:32.965 --> 00:30:33.866 Huh, you gonna say, "I went out 355 00:30:34.066 --> 00:30:35.935 with such a bad man last night. 356 00:30:36.102 --> 00:30:38.704 He was so bad. He attacked me last night." 357 00:30:41.107 --> 00:30:43.275 That's why people do crazy things. 358 00:30:43.442 --> 00:30:45.311 You, you, you, you women, you, you lead us on 359 00:30:45.477 --> 00:30:47.513 and make us spend our hard-earned money on you. 360 00:30:47.779 --> 00:30:49.448 You take advantage of us, you make us think that 361 00:30:49.681 --> 00:30:51.517 we're gonna, we have a chance, we're gonna get something. 362 00:30:51.683 --> 00:30:53.785 You're, you're gonna put out! 363 00:30:54.020 --> 00:30:55.787 Chicks put out all day, every day, 364 00:30:56.022 --> 00:30:57.523 whenever the hell they want to, 365 00:30:57.789 --> 00:31:00.559 but the second that a man attempts to get some, 366 00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:02.661 he's labeled as a rapist! 367 00:31:02.828 --> 00:31:05.497 Huh? You gonna write about that in your little blog? 368 00:31:07.934 --> 00:31:09.001 Good night, Steve. 369 00:31:12.604 --> 00:31:14.540 You know, you're not even worth it. 370 00:31:18.044 --> 00:31:19.478 You're not worth it, honey. 371 00:31:24.450 --> 00:31:25.918 You're a whore! Huh? 372 00:31:32.124 --> 00:31:34.226 Bitches love Steve-O! 373 00:31:34.393 --> 00:31:37.229 Bitches love Steve-0, sweetheart! 374 00:31:39.999 --> 00:31:41.433 Mm! 375 00:32:13.865 --> 00:32:14.733 Dammit. 376 00:32:19.338 --> 00:32:20.606 Mm! Damn. 377 00:32:22.008 --> 00:32:24.410 Uh. 378 00:33:04.883 --> 00:33:07.153 Well I'm fighting battles with impossible odds. 379 00:33:07.419 --> 00:33:09.588 I look down at this symbol of celebration. 380 00:33:09.755 --> 00:33:11.290 You know what it does? 381 00:33:11.457 --> 00:33:14.093 It lets me know that no matter how bad things are, 382 00:33:14.260 --> 00:33:16.828 the end of it telling 'em, "Put them red panties on, 383 00:33:16.995 --> 00:33:18.664 Daddy's coming home. 384 00:33:18.930 --> 00:33:22.201 It's a celebration, baby." 385 00:33:22.468 --> 00:33:24.536 So never say that I don't know about fashion 386 00:33:24.736 --> 00:33:28.140 'cause I'm wearing red Penney's on my wrist, huh. 387 00:33:28.407 --> 00:33:29.708 Yeah, Aidan knows fashion. 388 00:33:29.975 --> 00:33:31.610 He usually just gets dressed in the dark. 389 00:33:31.777 --> 00:33:34.180 Hawkin' me out. 390 00:33:34.446 --> 00:33:37.383 I don't even know why I come here. 391 00:33:37.583 --> 00:33:41.320 Oh, that's right. I promised your dad. 392 00:33:41.587 --> 00:33:43.822 Huh, and the drinks are cheap. 393 00:33:43.989 --> 00:33:45.357 And I put up with your shit. 394 00:33:45.624 --> 00:33:47.126 Well, that's it. 395 00:33:47.293 --> 00:33:48.994 Hey, whatever happened to that clown 396 00:33:49.261 --> 00:33:52.131 you had in the front, the Siamese, weird, petrified thing? 397 00:33:52.298 --> 00:33:53.565 Yeah. Freaked a few customers out. 398 00:33:53.765 --> 00:33:55.167 I had to move it to the courtyard. 399 00:33:55.434 --> 00:33:57.703 Are you serious? That thing was badass. 400 00:33:58.837 --> 00:34:01.707 Ah, can't make everybody happy. 401 00:34:01.973 --> 00:34:04.310 Another one. 402 00:34:14.186 --> 00:34:16.722 There she is. Pepper's in the house. 403 00:34:16.988 --> 00:34:19.158 Boo 404 00:34:20.526 --> 00:34:23.562 We need to talk. 405 00:34:24.663 --> 00:34:26.898 Yeah, yeah, just, ah, meet me in the back. 406 00:34:28.834 --> 00:34:31.870 Seriously? Wow. 407 00:34:32.037 --> 00:34:34.440 She's been gathering intel for me. 408 00:34:34.640 --> 00:34:39.044 It'll be okay. Hey Aidan, watch the bar for me. 409 00:34:39.311 --> 00:34:41.713 - Let me get another beer. - Sure. 410 00:34:41.880 --> 00:34:43.949 Just add it to your tab. 411 00:34:44.216 --> 00:34:46.918 What are you talking about? Doing a job for you? 412 00:34:47.186 --> 00:34:49.388 Yeah, I'm protecting this establishment, 413 00:34:49.655 --> 00:34:52.924 handling your customers, and doing it with class. 414 00:34:53.091 --> 00:34:56.295 It deserves two drinks on the house. 415 00:34:56.495 --> 00:34:58.197 Okay. Grab a glass of water. 416 00:34:59.365 --> 00:35:00.399 For what? 417 00:35:00.566 --> 00:35:02.201 Pretend it's a glass of gin. 418 00:35:02.368 --> 00:35:03.935 Oh my God. What? 419 00:35:04.102 --> 00:35:05.537 Wow. You got jokes now. 420 00:35:05.771 --> 00:35:07.306 You should probably put that bit up on stage 421 00:35:07.573 --> 00:35:11.477 with those other shitty acts. - Ah, wow, hey, thanks. 422 00:35:11.677 --> 00:35:13.279 I'm just being serious, bro. 423 00:35:19.185 --> 00:35:22.988 So what's up buddy? Want another drink? 424 00:35:23.255 --> 00:35:25.324 - Hell, yeah. - First one's on me. 425 00:35:29.361 --> 00:35:32.498 Not saying much tonight. 426 00:35:32.698 --> 00:35:34.500 You all right? 427 00:35:41.440 --> 00:35:42.274 Thanks. 428 00:35:43.742 --> 00:35:45.911 Any issues? 429 00:35:46.077 --> 00:35:47.613 Nope, the guy's a missing persons, 430 00:35:47.779 --> 00:35:48.980 never asked me any shit. 431 00:35:49.248 --> 00:35:50.316 In fact, the one guy's been trying 432 00:35:50.482 --> 00:35:52.251 to get in my pants for years. 433 00:35:52.418 --> 00:35:55.621 He'd probably give me his bank account info if I asked. 434 00:35:55.787 --> 00:35:59.090 Really? You should ask. 435 00:35:59.258 --> 00:36:00.526 That's not gonna happen. 436 00:36:03.128 --> 00:36:05.797 Thank you, by the way. 437 00:36:06.064 --> 00:36:09.968 All good. So, ah, what'd you find out? 438 00:36:11.670 --> 00:36:14.105 You're gonna want a drink. 439 00:36:14.340 --> 00:36:18.444 28 missing persons have been reported since the summer. 440 00:36:18.677 --> 00:36:21.713 18 of those cases are still open. 441 00:36:21.913 --> 00:36:23.482 10 cases were closed. 442 00:36:24.149 --> 00:36:25.617 What you thinking, Pep? 443 00:36:27.118 --> 00:36:29.788 Why do you collect all this odd shit? 444 00:36:29.955 --> 00:36:32.224 Ah, because it's odd. 445 00:36:33.525 --> 00:36:37.162 I guess it's in my genes. 446 00:36:37.429 --> 00:36:39.898 My great-great-grandfather was a hunter of the macabre, 447 00:36:40.165 --> 00:36:41.700 I'm a collector of the macabre. 448 00:36:42.868 --> 00:36:44.870 Yeah. Seems like it. 449 00:36:45.136 --> 00:36:49.308 Hmm. What made you become a cop? 450 00:36:49.475 --> 00:36:52.511 Detective. And, ah, I don't know. 451 00:36:52.678 --> 00:36:55.681 It's a family business. I guess it was in my genes. 452 00:36:55.847 --> 00:36:57.916 My granddaddy was one too. 453 00:36:58.183 --> 00:37:00.986 Well look at that. Another thing we have in common. 454 00:37:01.152 --> 00:37:03.088 Now the world 455 00:37:03.289 --> 00:37:05.524 is filled with bad people. 456 00:37:05.791 --> 00:37:08.193 There's not enough good ones out there to hold it down. 457 00:37:09.961 --> 00:37:12.564 So what do you think about these pictures? 458 00:37:12.731 --> 00:37:15.767 Those aren't all coming from the same crazy. 459 00:37:15.967 --> 00:37:18.169 And all 28 cases, 460 00:37:18.970 --> 00:37:21.740 they were all last seen at Renfield's Place. 461 00:37:23.575 --> 00:37:26.412 Is that a real place? 462 00:37:26.678 --> 00:37:28.013 Yeah, it is. 463 00:37:30.181 --> 00:37:31.917 Wow. It's, that's bizarre. 464 00:37:32.183 --> 00:37:34.085 It's a popular place. What are you thinking? 465 00:37:34.252 --> 00:37:35.954 Well, it's also the name of a character 466 00:37:36.221 --> 00:37:38.256 in those novels about my great-grandfather. 467 00:37:38.524 --> 00:37:42.227 - So we're on the same page? - Regarding? 468 00:37:42.394 --> 00:37:43.862 That can't just be a coincidence. 469 00:37:44.095 --> 00:37:46.565 And I'm willing to bet you that we are dealing 470 00:37:46.732 --> 00:37:48.700 with multiple predators here. 471 00:37:48.867 --> 00:37:50.869 You gonna be back here all night? 472 00:37:51.036 --> 00:37:52.771 A bunch of weirdos that just showed up 473 00:37:52.938 --> 00:37:54.373 call themselves Freaks of Russia. 474 00:37:54.540 --> 00:37:56.141 Damn, forgot about those guys. 475 00:37:56.408 --> 00:37:58.109 Ah, just show 'em the green room behind the stage. 476 00:37:58.377 --> 00:38:00.045 Yeah. Getting another beer, dog. 477 00:38:00.278 --> 00:38:01.913 - Yeah, sure. - Awesome. 478 00:38:05.851 --> 00:38:07.919 The victims that were found, 479 00:38:09.621 --> 00:38:12.257 it suggests that they were all mauled by an animal. 480 00:38:18.464 --> 00:38:19.998 Welcome to Renfield's Place. 481 00:38:20.265 --> 00:38:21.933 I have your table ready for you. 482 00:38:22.200 --> 00:38:24.770 Cheers. 483 00:38:24.936 --> 00:38:26.137 - Cheers. - Salute. 484 00:38:26.304 --> 00:38:27.606 To you. 485 00:38:30.275 --> 00:38:31.109 Why to me? 486 00:38:33.445 --> 00:38:35.080 Pretty incredible. 487 00:38:35.313 --> 00:38:37.949 I mean, do they always stare like this? 488 00:38:39.651 --> 00:38:42.354 The envious stare. Uh. 489 00:38:42.554 --> 00:38:44.289 Staring at you. - Mm. 490 00:38:47.292 --> 00:38:48.960 Should we get out of here? 491 00:38:50.095 --> 00:38:50.996 Yeah. 492 00:38:53.499 --> 00:38:55.033 Oh. 493 00:38:55.233 --> 00:38:56.802 I hope everything was to your liking, Mr. Connor. 494 00:38:56.968 --> 00:38:59.270 Pristine as always, thank you. 495 00:38:59.438 --> 00:39:01.272 - Enjoy your dinner? - Loved it. 496 00:39:01.440 --> 00:39:02.841 Thank you. - Great. 497 00:39:03.008 --> 00:39:04.142 That's what I like to hear. 498 00:39:04.510 --> 00:39:05.877 If you could bring the car around as well. 499 00:39:06.077 --> 00:39:07.679 Actually, your car is ready, 500 00:39:07.846 --> 00:39:10.649 and till next week, good night to you and the lady. 501 00:39:10.816 --> 00:39:12.484 - Thank you. - Perfect. 502 00:39:12.751 --> 00:39:14.453 And for the staff as well. - Thank you. 503 00:39:14.620 --> 00:39:15.887 It was a pleasure. Thank you so much. 504 00:39:16.087 --> 00:39:17.222 - Thank you. - Have a good evening. 505 00:39:17.489 --> 00:39:18.524 - Good night. - Ah, it will be 506 00:39:18.790 --> 00:39:20.559 a good evening. - Mm. 507 00:39:20.826 --> 00:39:21.727 Shall we? 508 00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:30.201 You look absolutely beautiful. 509 00:39:30.368 --> 00:39:31.970 Thank you. 510 00:39:32.203 --> 00:39:33.705 - You're welcome. - Here's your menu. 511 00:39:33.972 --> 00:39:35.140 Thank you. How are you, Raoul? 512 00:39:35.306 --> 00:39:36.542 I'm great. How are you, Ms. Wagner? 513 00:39:36.808 --> 00:39:38.343 - Good. - Have a wonderful evening. 514 00:39:38.510 --> 00:39:41.346 Ah, Bella will be here with your specials. 515 00:39:41.513 --> 00:39:42.414 Thank you. 516 00:39:46.351 --> 00:39:48.554 I really like this place. 517 00:39:48.820 --> 00:39:50.522 Has a wonderful vibe. 518 00:39:50.689 --> 00:39:52.023 - Yeah. - This is awesome. 519 00:39:52.290 --> 00:39:53.559 - Hi, how are you? - I'm good. 520 00:39:53.825 --> 00:39:55.326 How are you? - Good, thank you. 521 00:39:55.494 --> 00:39:56.695 Do you like pinot noir? 522 00:39:57.996 --> 00:39:59.197 - Yeah. - This one's on the dry 523 00:39:59.364 --> 00:40:01.867 side, but it's my favorite. 524 00:40:02.033 --> 00:40:03.101 I love pinot noir. 525 00:40:04.235 --> 00:40:06.572 - But, no, I'm cool with that. - Okay, great. 526 00:40:10.008 --> 00:40:10.909 Toast. 527 00:40:12.243 --> 00:40:13.779 What do you wanna toast to? 528 00:40:15.080 --> 00:40:17.248 Those eyes. That smile. 529 00:40:18.750 --> 00:40:20.786 Very inviting. 530 00:40:20.986 --> 00:40:23.789 To this evening. May it last forever. 531 00:40:23.989 --> 00:40:25.256 That sounds wonderful. 532 00:40:32.698 --> 00:40:33.599 Wow. 533 00:40:35.266 --> 00:40:36.868 This place has everything. 534 00:40:37.335 --> 00:40:38.804 So much to choose from. 535 00:40:39.004 --> 00:40:42.474 I know. I am so getting the lamb chops. 536 00:40:44.242 --> 00:40:47.479 Really? I kind of assumed you'd be vegan. 537 00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:49.548 What? Vegan? 538 00:40:49.715 --> 00:40:52.884 No. I will destroy those chops. 539 00:40:53.118 --> 00:40:55.987 Well, here's a man surprised. 540 00:41:51.743 --> 00:41:54.512 I thought you said we were going back to your place. 541 00:41:54.680 --> 00:41:56.848 Where are we? 542 00:41:57.849 --> 00:41:59.651 This is my home. 543 00:41:59.918 --> 00:42:01.953 This is your home? 544 00:42:02.187 --> 00:42:04.723 Yeah. 545 00:42:04.990 --> 00:42:07.358 Please. 546 00:42:22.207 --> 00:42:23.742 Mm. 547 00:42:25.711 --> 00:42:27.245 Don't be afraid. 548 00:42:27.512 --> 00:42:29.648 I've got you. 549 00:42:29.815 --> 00:42:33.518 Oh. This place seems very peaceful. 550 00:42:33.685 --> 00:42:35.754 Are you an artist? 551 00:42:37.789 --> 00:42:42.160 I love the ambiance. 552 00:42:42.327 --> 00:42:44.062 I tried to give it a sense of the old world 553 00:42:44.229 --> 00:42:45.831 when I had it built. 554 00:42:46.064 --> 00:42:48.166 Huh. If these walls could talk. 555 00:42:48.399 --> 00:42:49.400 - Mm. - Some embarrassing 556 00:42:49.668 --> 00:42:51.369 stories for sure. - Hmm. 557 00:42:51.637 --> 00:42:53.371 - Let's get a drink. - Okay. 558 00:42:58.910 --> 00:43:01.847 Yeah. 559 00:43:05.851 --> 00:43:09.020 I feel like I've been here before. 560 00:43:09.254 --> 00:43:11.957 I'm sure I would remember. I never forget a face. 561 00:43:13.859 --> 00:43:14.893 Mm. 562 00:43:19.530 --> 00:43:24.936 So, do you live here, um... 563 00:43:25.203 --> 00:43:25.971 Alone? 564 00:43:26.872 --> 00:43:29.975 Yes. Most of the time, anyway. 565 00:43:33.011 --> 00:43:33.912 Thanks. 566 00:43:35.914 --> 00:43:39.617 Um, so you never forget a face? 567 00:43:39.785 --> 00:43:43.254 Mm. There have been many. 568 00:43:43.521 --> 00:43:45.490 Maybe not quite as pretty as yours. 569 00:43:47.225 --> 00:43:51.797 Some fade over time. Others still haunt you. 570 00:43:53.531 --> 00:43:55.667 It's, ah, you know how that goes. 571 00:43:55.867 --> 00:43:58.069 Mm, cheers. 572 00:44:01.807 --> 00:44:05.310 Oh, I am so sorry. Oh, shit. 573 00:44:05.476 --> 00:44:07.278 Oh my gosh. I'm such an idiot. 574 00:44:07.545 --> 00:44:09.848 Oh, how embarrassing. Um, do you have a towel? 575 00:44:10.115 --> 00:44:13.685 Um, oh, I'm so embarrassed. 576 00:44:13.885 --> 00:44:16.254 I'm such an idiot. 577 00:44:25.496 --> 00:44:26.431 Michael? 578 00:44:30.736 --> 00:44:32.771 Michael? Mm. 579 00:44:41.146 --> 00:44:42.047 Michael? 580 00:44:50.455 --> 00:44:52.891 Michael? (gasps softly) Oh. 581 00:44:53.091 --> 00:44:55.193 Sorry. Didn't mean to startle you. 582 00:44:55.360 --> 00:44:56.294 That's okay. 583 00:44:58.363 --> 00:44:59.564 Hmm. Um, here. 584 00:44:59.831 --> 00:45:01.366 No, don't worry. 585 00:45:01.632 --> 00:45:05.871 Just a priceless crystal glass and $1,500 brandy. 586 00:45:07.672 --> 00:45:11.209 Oh, shit. Uh, how embarrassing. 587 00:45:11.376 --> 00:45:14.012 I am so, so sorry. 588 00:45:14.279 --> 00:45:18.316 I'm kidding. It's a cheap rock glass. 589 00:45:18.483 --> 00:45:19.717 You're lucky, though. - Oh. 590 00:45:19.885 --> 00:45:22.653 As a child, if I broke something, 591 00:45:22.821 --> 00:45:25.390 I'd be punished, sent my room. 592 00:45:26.324 --> 00:45:27.425 Mm. 593 00:45:28.894 --> 00:45:32.263 Thank you, Mr. Connor, 594 00:45:33.865 --> 00:45:35.200 for a beautiful night. 595 00:45:37.202 --> 00:45:39.938 It was so enjoyable meeting you. 596 00:46:33.391 --> 00:46:34.292 Michael? 597 00:46:49.040 --> 00:46:49.941 Michael? 598 00:47:03.054 --> 00:47:05.790 Michael, Michael, are you there? 599 00:47:19.804 --> 00:47:21.306 Michael? 600 00:47:31.482 --> 00:47:33.784 Michael, are you there? 601 00:47:33.952 --> 00:47:36.354 This isn't funny anymore! 602 00:47:38.856 --> 00:47:39.958 Oh! 603 00:47:59.110 --> 00:48:00.011 No. 604 00:48:16.995 --> 00:48:19.197 Forgive me. 605 00:48:30.241 --> 00:48:33.211 I had hope for us. 606 00:49:45.083 --> 00:49:46.751 Ah, shit. 607 00:49:48.453 --> 00:49:51.189 Oh my God. It took you long enough. 608 00:49:51.456 --> 00:49:53.124 Could have been raped or killed. 609 00:49:53.291 --> 00:49:54.792 Even if you screamed, 610 00:49:55.060 --> 00:49:56.261 no one would've heard you over that outfit. 611 00:49:56.494 --> 00:49:57.828 Uh, wardrobe advice from a woman 612 00:49:58.096 --> 00:50:00.198 who answers the door in a robe. 613 00:50:00.465 --> 00:50:02.033 Cute. 614 00:50:02.300 --> 00:50:04.435 Ready for breakfast? - Hmm. 615 00:50:07.738 --> 00:50:10.275 It smells like sex in here. 616 00:50:10.508 --> 00:50:11.876 How was he? 617 00:50:12.077 --> 00:50:13.711 He tasted like shit. 618 00:50:13.911 --> 00:50:17.014 Uh, you ate him? Why? 619 00:50:17.182 --> 00:50:18.549 You texted me that picture. 620 00:50:18.749 --> 00:50:21.552 I thought you guys were hitting it off. 621 00:50:21.752 --> 00:50:23.454 Oh my, when I said go in for the kill, 622 00:50:23.688 --> 00:50:26.624 I meant seal the deal romantically, that is. 623 00:50:26.791 --> 00:50:28.459 Not kill him. 624 00:50:28.626 --> 00:50:30.461 I thought he was the guy, 625 00:50:30.628 --> 00:50:32.897 but then he went and did something stupid. 626 00:50:33.098 --> 00:50:35.900 Okay. What did he do that was so stupid? 627 00:51:32.757 --> 00:51:36.261 Oh, damn. That shit was good. 628 00:52:10.728 --> 00:52:12.129 Hey, babe. 629 00:52:12.397 --> 00:52:15.833 Oh, hey, babe. Hey. Babe, what did I do? 630 00:52:16.100 --> 00:52:17.335 I know. I know. 631 00:52:19.370 --> 00:52:20.271 Uh. 632 00:52:21.306 --> 00:52:24.141 Hold up. Is that a tip? 633 00:52:29.146 --> 00:52:30.515 Okay. I am not a hooker. 634 00:52:34.118 --> 00:52:37.422 Well, I told you, I had to stay late. 635 00:52:37.588 --> 00:52:39.790 Yeah, I, I was hanging out with the fellas. 636 00:52:41.559 --> 00:52:43.661 Yeah, I told you we closed that big deal. 637 00:52:45.396 --> 00:52:47.532 Yes. 638 00:52:47.798 --> 00:52:49.600 I don't know, all we did was hang around, 639 00:52:49.767 --> 00:52:52.169 drink cocktails, smoke cigars. 640 00:52:55.139 --> 00:52:56.307 Yes, of course. 641 00:52:58.142 --> 00:53:00.478 Yes, I love you. 642 00:53:00.645 --> 00:53:02.447 Okay. I'll be home soon, okay? 643 00:53:02.613 --> 00:53:04.882 All right. I love you too. 644 00:53:14.425 --> 00:53:16.026 What the heck? 645 00:53:27.104 --> 00:53:27.905 Mm. 646 00:53:32.009 --> 00:53:35.846 Hello, beautiful. Yes, I'm back in town. 647 00:53:36.113 --> 00:53:38.215 The trip took a little longer than expected. 648 00:53:41.151 --> 00:53:43.020 Sure. I can make it over. 649 00:53:43.954 --> 00:53:47.024 Maybe not for breakfast, but I could bring dessert. 650 00:53:53.398 --> 00:53:55.733 Oh my God. 651 00:53:57.635 --> 00:53:59.904 Yeah, babe? - Bryan, did you leave 652 00:54:00.170 --> 00:54:01.539 the office yet? - Yeah. 653 00:54:01.806 --> 00:54:02.707 - You did? - Yeah, I had to go back 654 00:54:02.873 --> 00:54:04.174 to the office and get my wallet. 655 00:54:04.342 --> 00:54:06.611 I'll be home in a few. 656 00:54:06.811 --> 00:54:08.279 Fine. Can you pick up sparkling water from the store? 657 00:54:08.479 --> 00:54:10.348 Pick up what from the store? 658 00:54:10.548 --> 00:54:13.418 - Sparkling water. - Okay, fine. 659 00:54:13.684 --> 00:54:14.985 - Good, thank you. - Yeah, I love you too. 660 00:54:15.185 --> 00:54:18.356 Love you, mm-hmm, bye. 661 00:54:25.596 --> 00:54:26.531 Shit. 662 00:54:39.243 --> 00:54:41.245 Ah, what's up? 663 00:55:05.970 --> 00:55:09.273 Dude, you are too cool for school. 664 00:55:14.211 --> 00:55:15.580 Come on now. 665 00:55:15.746 --> 00:55:18.182 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. A fucking ticket? 666 00:55:30.428 --> 00:55:32.196 Is this a joke? 667 00:55:33.230 --> 00:55:34.665 Tess, you following me? 668 00:55:37.134 --> 00:55:38.168 Huh? 669 00:55:40.771 --> 00:55:42.707 Oh, shit. 670 00:55:44.609 --> 00:55:46.844 Oh, that is a big fucking dog. 671 00:55:51.616 --> 00:55:54.552 Oh God, that's, that's, that's, that's a... 672 00:56:14.439 --> 00:56:15.840 Tossing money on a dresser 673 00:56:16.106 --> 00:56:18.308 as if you were some cheap hooker? 674 00:56:19.143 --> 00:56:21.412 Although you did sleep with him on the first date. 675 00:56:22.012 --> 00:56:25.015 I mean, I would've killed him too. 676 00:56:25.282 --> 00:56:27.084 Seriously? You're judging me now? 677 00:56:27.351 --> 00:56:30.855 Uh-huh. I mean, you did eat him. 678 00:56:31.055 --> 00:56:33.524 I did. 679 00:56:33.791 --> 00:56:36.427 Oh, oh, God! Nasty. 680 00:56:36.627 --> 00:56:39.329 - Sorry, cuz. - It smells like hot dogs. 681 00:56:39.497 --> 00:56:41.065 What do you need? 682 00:56:41.331 --> 00:56:43.668 Ah, I mean, I was gonna take you to breakfast, 683 00:56:43.901 --> 00:56:45.369 but seeing you ate already. 684 00:56:45.536 --> 00:56:48.072 I can still taste his drugstore cologne. 685 00:56:48.338 --> 00:56:50.174 He said such sweet things to me, Laura. 686 00:56:50.407 --> 00:56:51.542 Yeah, was that before or after 687 00:56:51.809 --> 00:56:53.578 you played hide the salami? 688 00:56:53.844 --> 00:56:55.212 Ha-ha, yeah, I bet it was before. Right? 689 00:56:55.379 --> 00:56:57.948 Oh my god, you are so judging me right now. 690 00:56:58.148 --> 00:57:01.385 Look, I know you go on dates with these creepy guys 691 00:57:01.552 --> 00:57:03.287 to build a following on your blog. 692 00:57:03.488 --> 00:57:05.590 I get it, but you're looking for Mr. Right, 693 00:57:05.856 --> 00:57:07.024 and he doesn't exist. 694 00:57:07.191 --> 00:57:09.960 You keep on finding Mr. Screwed up. 695 00:57:10.160 --> 00:57:12.196 He's out there somewhere. 696 00:57:12.362 --> 00:57:13.698 Yeah, whatever. 697 00:57:13.998 --> 00:57:16.366 Our mom needs to help, me to help her out. 698 00:57:16.534 --> 00:57:18.135 Her hip's out again. 699 00:57:18.402 --> 00:57:21.138 Where's this chew toy of yours I need to bag and burn? 700 00:57:21.539 --> 00:57:22.640 The parking garage. 701 00:57:24.108 --> 00:57:26.477 Here? Are you freaking nuts? 702 00:57:26.711 --> 00:57:28.212 Why so close? 703 00:57:28.378 --> 00:57:30.047 Hello? My bed is here. 704 00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:32.149 Uh, what if someone saw you? 705 00:57:32.349 --> 00:57:33.317 You could have gone to his place. 706 00:57:33.518 --> 00:57:35.553 He's married. Remember? 707 00:57:35.720 --> 00:57:37.988 Uh-huh. Yeah, you did say that. 708 00:57:38.188 --> 00:57:39.957 I didn't want to eat the dude. 709 00:57:40.124 --> 00:57:42.627 Like the wedding band, I could have gotten over, 710 00:57:42.893 --> 00:57:46.497 but the money, I'm not a hooker. 711 00:57:46.697 --> 00:57:49.266 Yeah, you really need to rethink your meal plan, 712 00:57:49.433 --> 00:57:51.736 'cause, uh-huh, no more eating where you live. 713 00:57:51.969 --> 00:57:53.638 I am doing the heavy lifting here. 714 00:57:53.904 --> 00:57:57.642 Sorry, cuz. It just happened. 715 00:57:57.908 --> 00:58:00.611 Why do you get to dine and dash and I have to clean up? 716 00:58:00.878 --> 00:58:04.314 I mean, if I were to change, I would not do that to you. 717 00:58:04.582 --> 00:58:07.451 Yeah. I would clean up my mess. 718 00:58:07.718 --> 00:58:09.186 Seriously, you think I like tearing up 719 00:58:09.453 --> 00:58:11.622 my designer outfits on a weekly basis? 720 00:58:11.889 --> 00:58:13.824 You think I like eating people? 721 00:58:13.991 --> 00:58:15.092 Don't you? 722 00:58:15.593 --> 00:58:18.295 I'm sure you enjoy devouring these shitty... 723 00:58:18.462 --> 00:58:22.600 I mean, hell, I'd much rather your curse than my period. 724 00:58:22.767 --> 00:58:24.769 Oh my God. Listen to you. 725 00:58:25.002 --> 00:58:27.605 I'm sorry the wolf blood skipped over you and went to me. 726 00:58:27.772 --> 00:58:30.941 My mom just probably has stronger genes than your dad. 727 00:58:31.108 --> 00:58:34.111 Hey, my father does cool things too. You know? 728 00:58:34.344 --> 00:58:35.980 - Really? - Yeah. 729 00:58:36.146 --> 00:58:38.515 Growing a unibrow is not a talent. 730 00:58:38.683 --> 00:58:40.317 It, it's not just his unibrow. 731 00:58:40.484 --> 00:58:43.153 He can also- - Okay, cuz, I don't care. 732 00:58:43.420 --> 00:58:46.156 Can you please just get a mop and clean up my date? 733 00:58:46.323 --> 00:58:48.693 Okay. Where is he? 734 00:58:48.959 --> 00:58:50.961 All over the garage. Mm, I'm kidding. 735 00:58:51.128 --> 00:58:53.631 By the dumpster. - Dammit, Tess. 736 00:58:53.798 --> 00:58:56.567 You couldn't have done 'em in a cleaner place? 737 00:58:56.767 --> 00:58:59.303 Sorry. Next time. 738 00:58:59.469 --> 00:59:00.370 All right. 739 00:59:02.306 --> 00:59:06.543 Oh, and actually, um, if you come across the hooker money, 740 00:59:06.711 --> 00:59:08.012 can you bring it back? 741 00:59:08.278 --> 00:59:09.513 Your girl needs some new clothes. 742 00:59:09.680 --> 00:59:10.848 - Mm, gotcha. - Thank you. 743 00:59:16.186 --> 00:59:19.890 Hooker money. I'm not a hooker. 744 00:59:27.531 --> 00:59:30.500 That was the last time I saw him. 745 00:59:30.668 --> 00:59:32.569 Your father was a good man. 746 00:59:35.339 --> 00:59:37.875 You know, he sort of helped me win my first fight? 747 00:59:38.142 --> 00:59:39.509 Really? How so? 748 00:59:39.677 --> 00:59:41.111 Well back when my dad would leave 749 00:59:41.311 --> 00:59:43.347 for long periods of time with the Society, 750 00:59:43.580 --> 00:59:45.415 your dad would check in on us sometimes, 751 00:59:45.582 --> 00:59:47.284 making sure we were good. 752 00:59:47.551 --> 00:59:49.186 The benefits of living across the hall from each other. 753 00:59:52.556 --> 00:59:56.226 And I came running up the stairs, crying. 754 00:59:56.493 --> 00:59:57.594 And your dad grabbed me by the shirt, 755 00:59:57.762 --> 00:59:59.263 and he said, "Why are you running? 756 00:59:59.529 --> 01:00:02.432 Why, why are you crying?" 757 01:00:02.700 --> 01:00:06.370 I told him, "Lenny, another 10-year-old had hit me." 758 01:00:06.536 --> 01:00:09.740 So then he stood up, he looked at me, 759 01:00:09.907 --> 01:00:11.642 then he punched me right in the arm. 760 01:00:11.842 --> 01:00:14.211 - Why? - Ow. 761 01:00:14.378 --> 01:00:16.446 It hurt so bad. 762 01:00:16.714 --> 01:00:18.916 And I remember I stopped crying really fast. 763 01:00:19.717 --> 01:00:22.119 I was confused. 764 01:00:22.286 --> 01:00:25.422 And then he yelled at me, "Cry, dammit!" 765 01:00:27.858 --> 01:00:30.961 Wait a minute. I remember this. 766 01:00:31.128 --> 01:00:33.430 I was in the kitchen with Mom. 767 01:00:33.597 --> 01:00:35.833 Pops went in the hallway... 768 01:00:36.100 --> 01:00:39.737 He hit me again, even harder. He said, "cry!" 769 01:00:40.971 --> 01:00:42.439 And then he said, 770 01:00:42.606 --> 01:00:46.811 "Boy, Mr. C. hits harder than any 10-year-old." 771 01:00:46.977 --> 01:00:48.578 Oh, yeah. 772 01:00:48.746 --> 01:00:50.080 "You can cry once. 773 01:00:52.717 --> 01:00:55.452 Now go down there and deal with Lenny." 774 01:00:56.586 --> 01:00:59.924 So I ran downstairs, I kicked Lenny's ass. 775 01:01:01.291 --> 01:01:02.426 Never ran again. 776 01:01:04.729 --> 01:01:07.597 God, Lenny was such a bully to both of us. 777 01:01:09.499 --> 01:01:11.836 Ah, my dad was a good man. 778 01:01:13.470 --> 01:01:15.205 Different time, different world. 779 01:01:15.405 --> 01:01:16.440 You know, they would've called 780 01:01:16.606 --> 01:01:18.142 Child Protective Services now. 781 01:01:20.244 --> 01:01:26.550 So, ah, you wanna tell me what happened here last night? 782 01:01:26.817 --> 01:01:30.120 Ah, well, I had a heads up that these two 783 01:01:30.287 --> 01:01:32.389 were going to pay a visit to the Society. 784 01:02:09.559 --> 01:02:12.162 Uh! 785 01:02:43.093 --> 01:02:46.864 Ah! 786 01:02:47.031 --> 01:02:50.067 Uh! 787 01:02:51.768 --> 01:02:53.971 Wow. Okay. 788 01:02:54.171 --> 01:02:56.941 That sounds, um, pretty epic. 789 01:02:58.108 --> 01:02:59.576 It was. 790 01:03:02.346 --> 01:03:05.749 So, you gonna help me this time or do you gotta go? 791 01:03:05.916 --> 01:03:11.121 Oh, actually I've got a date I need to get ready for. 792 01:03:11.288 --> 01:03:13.490 - Oh, huh. - And get this. 793 01:03:13.757 --> 01:03:15.625 It's gonna be at Renfield's Place. 794 01:03:17.627 --> 01:03:21.231 Well, I hope that you're working on your date. 795 01:03:21.398 --> 01:03:23.400 Yeah. Kind of. 796 01:03:25.269 --> 01:03:26.170 Sort of. 797 01:03:33.610 --> 01:03:34.511 Okay. 798 01:03:37.915 --> 01:03:40.250 Looks like it's just the two of us. Huh? 799 01:04:35.539 --> 01:04:38.308 How do you weed out the creeps from the good guys? 800 01:04:39.543 --> 01:04:42.179 When do you tell your date you're not interested in them? 801 01:04:42.346 --> 01:04:46.083 Before the dinner? After? 802 01:04:46.350 --> 01:04:48.919 While you're having dessert? 803 01:04:49.119 --> 01:04:50.754 While getting attacked in the parking lot 804 01:04:50.955 --> 01:04:52.722 when you lay down the law regarding, "no means no"? 805 01:04:52.990 --> 01:04:55.725 Yep, I said that. 806 01:05:00.064 --> 01:05:03.567 Sure, dating can be exhausting each time. 807 01:05:03.833 --> 01:05:06.770 You're looking forward to that, maybe this will be the one. 808 01:05:06.971 --> 01:05:09.406 But within a short period of meeting them, 809 01:05:09.573 --> 01:05:12.776 your highest expectations get kicked in the gut. 810 01:05:12.977 --> 01:05:14.778 And then you're planning your exit. 811 01:05:16.413 --> 01:05:18.782 Just a minute. 812 01:05:19.049 --> 01:05:22.119 You then hope that the night will go by super fast. 813 01:05:22.386 --> 01:05:23.353 The one thing to look forward to 814 01:05:23.520 --> 01:05:27.124 is not the date but the food. 815 01:05:27.324 --> 01:05:29.193 That's where we can all be a winner. 816 01:05:30.260 --> 01:05:34.631 Suggest your favorite spot. Go where you are comfortable. 817 01:05:34.831 --> 01:05:38.102 Make it a requirement. Pick the wine. 818 01:05:39.269 --> 01:05:41.371 Yes, the wine. 819 01:05:41.538 --> 01:05:44.541 I'm coming. 820 01:05:44.774 --> 01:05:46.743 That's the only real advice I can share. 821 01:05:46.910 --> 01:05:50.147 The last few weeks, I have found out nothing about my dates. 822 01:05:50.414 --> 01:05:54.551 Each one was different, but deep down they were the same. 823 01:05:54.718 --> 01:05:59.789 Mama's boys. This kitty cat wants a tiger, not a cub. 824 01:06:01.391 --> 01:06:03.627 There is love waiting out there for all of us, 825 01:06:03.893 --> 01:06:07.564 but unfortunately, we all have to meet a few duds before. 826 01:06:07.731 --> 01:06:10.000 Different faces, same asses. 827 01:06:11.635 --> 01:06:14.238 I will tell you one thing, 828 01:06:14.471 --> 01:06:16.073 none of these stud muffins I went out with 829 01:06:16.273 --> 01:06:19.509 made me want them in the way I crave crème brûlée. 830 01:06:20.610 --> 01:06:25.182 Oh, yes. The dessert is always the best part of any date. 831 01:06:26.616 --> 01:06:28.985 This is Tess Wagner. 832 01:06:29.886 --> 01:06:30.787 Until next week. 833 01:06:37.094 --> 01:06:39.296 Mm, it's open. 834 01:06:39.563 --> 01:06:42.132 And it's you. 835 01:06:42.399 --> 01:06:43.933 You must want someone attacking me outside. 836 01:06:44.101 --> 01:06:45.502 Oh, yeah. Exactly. 837 01:06:45.669 --> 01:06:46.670 That's why I live in the safest neighborhood. 838 01:06:46.936 --> 01:06:48.538 What does that mean? Huh. 839 01:06:48.738 --> 01:06:51.275 Do you know who I was on the phone with for 45 minutes? 840 01:06:51.441 --> 01:06:52.542 Hi, Laura. How are you? 841 01:06:52.742 --> 01:06:54.811 I was working. I was on a roll. 842 01:06:54.978 --> 01:06:59.516 Your mother, my aunt, trying to set me up with Willie. 843 01:06:59.683 --> 01:07:00.850 I don't know Willie. 844 01:07:02.986 --> 01:07:03.987 Are, are are you drunk? 845 01:07:04.154 --> 01:07:06.156 No. Oh my God. 846 01:07:06.423 --> 01:07:07.991 Wait, what the hell? 847 01:07:08.158 --> 01:07:11.328 You look amazing. Another date? 848 01:07:11.495 --> 01:07:13.163 Yes, with Marcus. 849 01:07:13.430 --> 01:07:14.798 I met him at that bar you took me to two weeks ago. 850 01:07:14.964 --> 01:07:17.367 Marcus? Seriously, why? 851 01:07:17.534 --> 01:07:19.336 - Yeah, Mar- - He's a creep. 852 01:07:19.603 --> 01:07:22.172 What? Are we talk, are we talking about the same person? 853 01:07:22.339 --> 01:07:23.473 Bartender guy, right? 854 01:07:23.707 --> 01:07:25.175 - Yeah. - The shit collector? 855 01:07:25.442 --> 01:07:27.244 - Shit collector? - Mm-hmm. 856 01:07:28.378 --> 01:07:29.813 I don't know, he's just been annoying me 857 01:07:29.979 --> 01:07:31.081 to go out with them, so... 858 01:07:31.281 --> 01:07:33.417 So what? 859 01:07:33.683 --> 01:07:35.352 I have a hangnail that's annoying. 860 01:07:35.619 --> 01:07:37.087 Doesn't mean I'm gonna date it. 861 01:07:37.287 --> 01:07:38.722 Okay. That's hardly the same thing. 862 01:07:38.888 --> 01:07:41.258 And besides, we know you don't date. 863 01:07:41.525 --> 01:07:44.161 That's why my mom's setting you up with Willie. Remember? 864 01:07:44.328 --> 01:07:46.096 Why date when I live life through you? 865 01:07:46.296 --> 01:07:49.733 You continue to show me that nobody's out there. 866 01:07:49.999 --> 01:07:52.602 At least not worth eating. 867 01:07:52.802 --> 01:07:54.438 Okay. Stop. 868 01:07:54.638 --> 01:07:57.507 That's not right. You know I can't control this shit. 869 01:07:57.741 --> 01:07:59.042 "Not right?" 870 01:07:59.209 --> 01:08:00.544 What's not right is you turn yourself 871 01:08:00.710 --> 01:08:02.446 from beauty to the beast. 872 01:08:02.646 --> 01:08:04.781 You know, I wake up sounding like a beast. It's so not fair. 873 01:08:05.048 --> 01:08:07.551 Well, maybe you should lay off the cigars. 874 01:08:07.717 --> 01:08:11.521 And lose my only enjoyment? Please. 875 01:08:11.688 --> 01:08:13.957 Does this dress make me look fat? 876 01:08:14.158 --> 01:08:16.693 God, what? 877 01:08:16.860 --> 01:08:18.128 So you're saying you like the dress? 878 01:08:18.328 --> 01:08:20.864 Yeah. 879 01:08:21.097 --> 01:08:22.132 Should I wear some earrings with it? 880 01:08:22.332 --> 01:08:24.768 Should I do long or short? 881 01:08:25.034 --> 01:08:26.403 - Wearing heels or flats? - Heels. 882 01:08:28.605 --> 01:08:30.640 - Go with the long earrings. - Thank you. 883 01:08:30.840 --> 01:08:33.109 What is that? 884 01:08:33.277 --> 01:08:35.379 Tip from the cleanup. 885 01:08:35.545 --> 01:08:38.448 Oh, the hooker money. 886 01:08:38.615 --> 01:08:40.049 It's actually kind of messed up. Just kidding. 887 01:08:40.217 --> 01:08:41.985 You're the best though. Thank you so much. 888 01:08:42.186 --> 01:08:43.320 I don't know what I would do without you. 889 01:08:43.587 --> 01:08:45.822 Like $500 worth? 890 01:08:46.089 --> 01:08:48.925 Deal. 891 01:08:49.193 --> 01:08:52.329 Thank you. Oh, and refrain from eating Marcus. 892 01:08:52.529 --> 01:08:54.298 Lots of people know him. 893 01:08:54.564 --> 01:08:55.399 Good point. 894 01:08:57.434 --> 01:08:59.102 Mm. 895 01:08:59.269 --> 01:09:01.305 Woo. 896 01:09:01.571 --> 01:09:05.141 - Oh my God. - Yeah, see you later. 897 01:09:05.309 --> 01:09:08.144 That smells like hot dogs. What are you eating? 898 01:09:08.312 --> 01:09:09.979 Disgusting. 899 01:09:10.146 --> 01:09:13.116 And he's not a serial killer. 900 01:09:30.166 --> 01:09:31.868 I've, ah, I've read your blog. 901 01:09:34.170 --> 01:09:36.673 Why? 902 01:09:36.840 --> 01:09:40.810 I, ah, wanted to get the female perspective on dating. 903 01:09:40.977 --> 01:09:42.512 Make sure I did things right on the date. 904 01:09:45.014 --> 01:09:47.451 - So tell me about you. - Me? 905 01:09:49.453 --> 01:09:50.687 Yes, you, silly. 906 01:09:52.856 --> 01:09:54.491 Well, I, I run my own bar, 907 01:09:54.758 --> 01:09:56.726 and I collect odd things for it. 908 01:09:59.263 --> 01:10:00.730 How did you get into that? 909 01:10:02.432 --> 01:10:04.568 I don't know. Attention, maybe. 910 01:10:06.035 --> 01:10:07.304 "Attention?" 911 01:10:08.272 --> 01:10:10.840 Are you one of those people that needs to be validated? 912 01:10:11.107 --> 01:10:12.809 Didn't get enough attention as a kid? 913 01:10:13.176 --> 01:10:15.845 I had a great childhood. What do you mean? 914 01:10:16.112 --> 01:10:18.882 Nothing. 915 01:10:19.883 --> 01:10:23.052 So how long have you had the bar? 916 01:10:23.320 --> 01:10:26.990 Ah, years. Been, ah, thinking about expanding. 917 01:10:27.156 --> 01:10:28.658 Franchising, maybe. You know? 918 01:10:29.626 --> 01:10:30.827 No, I actually don't. 919 01:10:35.131 --> 01:10:37.066 Do you ever eat crème brûlée? 920 01:10:58.755 --> 01:11:01.458 Are you trying to get me drunk so soon, Marcus? 921 01:11:01.725 --> 01:11:03.259 Who me? Hmm. 922 01:11:05.061 --> 01:11:06.530 Pardon my intrusion. 923 01:11:08.832 --> 01:11:10.033 Hey man. What's up? 924 01:11:10.266 --> 01:11:12.702 Well, I noticed your wife here. 925 01:11:12.869 --> 01:11:15.805 Oh, "wife." She, she's not my wife. 926 01:11:16.005 --> 01:11:17.374 Apologies. 927 01:11:17.541 --> 01:11:20.610 I noticed your lady. - She's my friend. 928 01:11:20.877 --> 01:11:21.711 My date. 929 01:11:23.680 --> 01:11:25.081 So what can I help you with? 930 01:11:25.349 --> 01:11:27.283 'Cause we're kind of in the middle of something. 931 01:11:28.718 --> 01:11:31.087 Well, I'm alone this evening. 932 01:11:31.254 --> 01:11:33.056 I enjoy the music here. 933 01:11:33.289 --> 01:11:37.226 It reminds me of better times I spent with my beloved wife 934 01:11:37.394 --> 01:11:38.662 taken from me long ago. 935 01:11:40.364 --> 01:11:43.600 Okay, ah, I don't mean to be rude, 936 01:11:43.767 --> 01:11:45.134 but what do you mean, pal? 937 01:11:45.301 --> 01:11:46.403 We're in the middle of something here. 938 01:11:46.570 --> 01:11:48.505 - Marcus, stop. - I'm sorry. 939 01:11:48.772 --> 01:11:50.440 As you both were. 940 01:11:50.707 --> 01:11:54.444 No, wait, what were you gonna say? 941 01:11:54.711 --> 01:11:58.615 I wanted to know if I could have this dance? 942 01:11:58.882 --> 01:12:00.650 Absolutely not. 943 01:12:00.917 --> 01:12:02.018 I would love to. 944 01:12:02.218 --> 01:12:03.487 That would be beautiful. 945 01:12:03.653 --> 01:12:05.689 - Tess. - Just once dance. 946 01:12:05.955 --> 01:12:08.758 - Sorry. - Are you kidding me? 947 01:12:08.925 --> 01:12:11.027 This means so much to me. You have no idea. 948 01:12:11.294 --> 01:12:13.697 I'm glad I could help you fill your void. 949 01:12:16.400 --> 01:12:17.300 Unbelievable. 950 01:12:23.440 --> 01:12:25.642 My name is Michael, Michael Connor. 951 01:12:25.909 --> 01:12:27.143 Hello, Michael. I'm Tess- 952 01:12:27.411 --> 01:12:28.812 Tess Wagner. 953 01:12:28.978 --> 01:12:31.280 - Excuse me? - I know all about you, Tess. 954 01:12:32.281 --> 01:12:34.150 I've watched you every time you've come here. 955 01:12:34.418 --> 01:12:36.285 - Do you work here? - Mm. 956 01:12:36.453 --> 01:12:37.687 You know I don't. 957 01:12:37.854 --> 01:12:39.623 Do you like to tango? 958 01:12:39.856 --> 01:12:42.492 Actually, yes. I love to dance. 959 01:12:42.759 --> 01:12:44.661 I just don't get to do it often. 960 01:12:44.928 --> 01:12:48.865 Born in Argentina in the 1880s. 961 01:12:49.032 --> 01:12:50.366 - I didn't know that. - Frequently practiced 962 01:12:50.534 --> 01:12:53.136 in brothels back then. 963 01:12:53.369 --> 01:12:55.171 - Really? - Brothels would hire bands 964 01:12:55.439 --> 01:12:57.073 to keep their patrons with music, 965 01:12:57.273 --> 01:12:59.909 and the tango spread like wildfire throughout the world. 966 01:13:01.177 --> 01:13:02.412 Interesting. 967 01:13:15.959 --> 01:13:18.428 Was that a true story about your wife? 968 01:13:19.529 --> 01:13:21.698 Yes. 969 01:13:21.965 --> 01:13:24.768 I'm so sorry you carry that pain with you. 970 01:13:25.368 --> 01:13:26.436 Thank you. 971 01:13:44.020 --> 01:13:44.921 Why me? 972 01:13:46.089 --> 01:13:47.557 Why you? 973 01:13:47.724 --> 01:13:49.125 Why did you choose me? 974 01:13:49.392 --> 01:13:51.427 You're always surrounded by beautiful women. 975 01:14:00.103 --> 01:14:01.304 Yes, a lot of pretty women, 976 01:14:01.571 --> 01:14:04.373 but tonight, I'm with pure beauty. 977 01:14:06.209 --> 01:14:07.110 Stop. 978 01:14:11.247 --> 01:14:14.050 First time laid eyes on you 979 01:14:14.217 --> 01:14:16.052 was the last time I would love another. 980 01:14:16.285 --> 01:14:18.087 What? What does that even mean? 981 01:14:18.354 --> 01:14:20.323 Do you believe in love at first sight? 982 01:14:22.191 --> 01:14:24.661 - I'm not sure. - Why are you unsure? 983 01:14:28.231 --> 01:14:31.100 Because I've never felt the way I do right now 984 01:14:31.367 --> 01:14:32.602 - Than you do. - Pepper, 985 01:14:34.771 --> 01:14:35.805 get ahold of Aidan. 986 01:14:35.972 --> 01:14:37.741 Meet me at the bar in an hour. 987 01:14:43.547 --> 01:14:44.413 I found him. 988 01:14:45.782 --> 01:14:47.517 Who are you? 989 01:14:47.717 --> 01:14:49.252 What does your heart tell you? 990 01:14:53.790 --> 01:14:55.158 This isn't real, is it? 991 01:14:57.493 --> 01:15:00.029 As real as your date leaving you behind? 992 01:15:39.769 --> 01:15:41.370 You are an incredible dancer. 993 01:15:41.537 --> 01:15:43.306 Thank you. 994 01:15:44.674 --> 01:15:47.043 I don't care how much money they have 995 01:15:47.210 --> 01:15:49.245 and what kind of job they have, 996 01:15:49.445 --> 01:15:53.516 as long as they have a job, some type of responsibility. 997 01:15:54.317 --> 01:15:55.885 Thank you. 998 01:15:56.152 --> 01:15:57.821 Not someone who's sitting in their mom's garage 999 01:15:58.054 --> 01:16:00.857 playing video games, waiting on their next bang. 1000 01:16:01.124 --> 01:16:06.062 Sounds like you know what you want. 1001 01:16:06.229 --> 01:16:10.767 I'm good at giving advice, but taking my own, 1002 01:16:11.034 --> 01:16:12.702 the jury's still out on that one. 1003 01:16:14.337 --> 01:16:15.571 Is that why you blog? 1004 01:16:17.406 --> 01:16:19.175 You know I blog? 1005 01:16:19.342 --> 01:16:22.578 Yes, I, I told you, you intrigue me. 1006 01:16:22.746 --> 01:16:27.116 I had to know who captured my heart. 1007 01:16:27.316 --> 01:16:28.752 Do you have a heart? 1008 01:16:29.018 --> 01:16:32.689 I did once. It was a long time ago. 1009 01:16:32.856 --> 01:16:33.757 What happened? 1010 01:16:35.358 --> 01:16:37.794 Safe to say, I was reborn. 1011 01:16:41.064 --> 01:16:42.732 What keeps you going, Michael? 1012 01:16:45.334 --> 01:16:46.235 Hope. 1013 01:16:48.104 --> 01:16:50.539 Hope that one day I can stop searching, 1014 01:16:51.708 --> 01:16:53.242 reset my life how I was. 1015 01:16:55.078 --> 01:16:57.580 Maybe let some light into this stark, lonely world. 1016 01:16:59.248 --> 01:17:00.283 You sound ready. 1017 01:17:02.351 --> 01:17:05.088 People need to be ready when they take the next step. 1018 01:17:05.254 --> 01:17:08.091 Most people are just forced into it by peer pressure, 1019 01:17:08.257 --> 01:17:09.392 and then it fails. 1020 01:17:12.696 --> 01:17:15.999 Do you wanna get outta here? 1021 01:17:17.566 --> 01:17:18.567 Sure. 1022 01:17:32.315 --> 01:17:34.350 There's a lot of eyes on us. 1023 01:17:36.619 --> 01:17:39.288 They've just never seen the real life Cinderella. 1024 01:17:47.663 --> 01:17:49.032 You're certain? 1025 01:17:49.232 --> 01:17:51.768 I'm so certain this is the bastard 1026 01:17:51.935 --> 01:17:53.469 that killed my grandfather. 1027 01:17:53.636 --> 01:17:57.841 I never forget a face. Especially that one. 1028 01:17:58.007 --> 01:17:59.876 Since you already owe me. 1029 01:18:00.076 --> 01:18:01.811 Ah, you can add that to your tab. 1030 01:18:01.978 --> 01:18:03.980 Miss anything. 1031 01:18:04.147 --> 01:18:06.349 So what do you wanna do? 1032 01:18:06.515 --> 01:18:08.818 I wanna put an end to this. 1033 01:18:08.985 --> 01:18:11.454 Free Tess from him. 1034 01:18:11.687 --> 01:18:13.990 This girl Tess that you wanna rescue. 1035 01:18:14.157 --> 01:18:16.125 Maybe she doesn't wanna be rescued. 1036 01:18:17.593 --> 01:18:19.328 What do you mean? 1037 01:18:19.595 --> 01:18:23.066 Marcus, she writes a blog about looking for Mr. Right. 1038 01:18:23.332 --> 01:18:24.700 She goes out on a ton of dates, 1039 01:18:24.868 --> 01:18:26.803 and who knows how many of them she sleeps with? 1040 01:18:26.970 --> 01:18:29.705 She's easy, guy. 1041 01:18:29.873 --> 01:18:35.344 Maybe they had a real connection. You know? 1042 01:18:35.611 --> 01:18:37.080 Maybe she decided to go with the so-called 1043 01:18:37.280 --> 01:18:39.082 bad boy on your date. 1044 01:18:39.282 --> 01:18:42.886 Chicks dig bad boys. Gives 'em a sense of adventure. 1045 01:18:43.052 --> 01:18:46.222 Is that what you look for? A bad boy? 1046 01:18:47.223 --> 01:18:49.658 Not at all. 1047 01:18:49.826 --> 01:18:52.328 The one I like is too oblivious to figure that one out. 1048 01:18:55.799 --> 01:18:58.067 - What? - Look- 1049 01:18:58.401 --> 01:19:01.537 Listen up people, we have location of his lair, 1050 01:19:01.805 --> 01:19:04.540 422 West 98th Street. 1051 01:19:04.707 --> 01:19:06.175 Getting a little leeway from Society, 1052 01:19:06.342 --> 01:19:08.044 but we need to move and we need to move fast. 1053 01:19:08.211 --> 01:19:09.512 Cheers up to the heroes. 1054 01:19:11.314 --> 01:19:13.749 Cheers. 1055 01:19:15.218 --> 01:19:16.119 Come on. 1056 01:19:18.687 --> 01:19:20.589 Uh, I'll bring that. 1057 01:19:36.705 --> 01:19:38.374 You are breathtaking. 1058 01:19:38.541 --> 01:19:41.277 I was just gonna say that about you. 1059 01:19:50.286 --> 01:19:54.991 You're trembling. Don't be afraid of me. 1060 01:19:55.191 --> 01:19:58.727 I'm not afraid of you, I'm afraid of me. 1061 01:19:58.895 --> 01:19:59.628 Oh. 1062 01:20:24.287 --> 01:20:26.022 I want you so bad. 1063 01:20:28.557 --> 01:20:32.428 Then take me. 1064 01:20:32.595 --> 01:20:35.631 - Are you sure? - Yes. 1065 01:20:46.943 --> 01:20:47.877 - Tess? - Ah! 1066 01:20:48.077 --> 01:20:50.346 Ah! 1067 01:20:50.513 --> 01:20:51.447 Ah! Ah! 1068 01:20:53.516 --> 01:20:55.551 Ah! 1069 01:20:55.818 --> 01:20:57.954 Tess? 1070 01:21:17.706 --> 01:21:19.142 Uh! 1071 01:21:23.012 --> 01:21:24.413 No! 1072 01:21:31.020 --> 01:21:32.721 Clear. 1073 01:21:55.911 --> 01:21:57.513 What's the plan? 1074 01:21:58.514 --> 01:22:00.216 We've got 15 minutes. 1075 01:22:00.483 --> 01:22:03.286 We need to do this quick and then contact the Society. 1076 01:22:03.552 --> 01:22:05.254 We don't need 15 minutes. 1077 01:22:05.521 --> 01:22:08.224 Go in, take him out, Rescue Tess. 1078 01:22:08.992 --> 01:22:10.626 Call it in and make the bust. 1079 01:22:10.893 --> 01:22:12.395 It won't be a caller if I don't get a confession. 1080 01:22:12.561 --> 01:22:16.299 No confession. He dies tonight. 1081 01:22:17.833 --> 01:22:19.135 We'll be your witnesses. 1082 01:22:20.069 --> 01:22:22.438 We'll be heroes to those victims' families. 1083 01:22:22.605 --> 01:22:24.373 Let's do this for them. 1084 01:22:24.540 --> 01:22:26.742 We have God on our side. 1085 01:22:29.578 --> 01:22:31.247 Ooh! 1086 01:22:31.514 --> 01:22:33.149 Huh, uh! 1087 01:22:40.456 --> 01:22:42.325 Ah! 1088 01:22:55.304 --> 01:22:57.340 - You got it. - Uh! 1089 01:23:05.148 --> 01:23:07.183 Uh! 1090 01:23:07.916 --> 01:23:08.817 Ah! 1091 01:23:17.560 --> 01:23:19.128 Uh! 1092 01:23:19.395 --> 01:23:21.430 Ah! Son of a... 1093 01:23:22.098 --> 01:23:23.532 All right. 1094 01:23:30.606 --> 01:23:34.610 Look at you. Not so tough no more. 1095 01:23:34.843 --> 01:23:36.279 Now it's coming, buddy. 1096 01:23:36.512 --> 01:23:38.047 Get your hands off me. 1097 01:23:45.454 --> 01:23:47.890 Take me. 1098 01:23:48.157 --> 01:23:51.327 Take you? I'm gonna stake you, man. 1099 01:23:59.135 --> 01:24:01.003 Lycanthrope. - They exist. 1100 01:24:16.619 --> 01:24:17.686 Oh! 1101 01:24:25.694 --> 01:24:27.196 Let's do this. 1102 01:24:29.632 --> 01:24:31.234 Ah! 1103 01:24:31.500 --> 01:24:33.402 Shit. 1104 01:24:34.470 --> 01:24:35.704 Eat me. 1105 01:24:35.971 --> 01:24:38.006 Ah! 1106 01:24:38.174 --> 01:24:40.443 Ah! 1107 01:24:40.709 --> 01:24:43.779 Ah! 1108 01:25:33.262 --> 01:25:34.963 Pep. Pep. 1109 01:25:35.364 --> 01:25:37.400 Pep, come on. 1110 01:25:38.367 --> 01:25:39.768 Pepper, come on. 1111 01:25:41.604 --> 01:25:43.906 Pep, Pepper, come on. 1112 01:25:45.308 --> 01:25:47.743 Pepper, come on. Oh, thank God. 1113 01:25:47.910 --> 01:25:49.312 Come on. I gotta get you outta here. 1114 01:25:49.578 --> 01:25:50.413 Come on. 1115 01:25:51.747 --> 01:25:52.615 Come on. 1116 01:26:15.338 --> 01:26:16.805 - Marcus. - Yeah? 1117 01:26:17.072 --> 01:26:19.007 - I love you. - I know. 1118 01:26:21.577 --> 01:26:22.611 Okay, come on. 1119 01:26:32.455 --> 01:26:37.125 So, you're a werewolf? 1120 01:26:37.360 --> 01:26:39.562 Don't even go there. 1121 01:26:41.797 --> 01:26:45.234 - Are you all right? - I will be. 1122 01:26:45.434 --> 01:26:47.703 It wasn't real silver. - That actually works? 1123 01:26:47.870 --> 01:26:49.405 Oh, yeah. 1124 01:26:49.605 --> 01:26:52.040 I mean, it hurts like hell still, but are you okay? 1125 01:26:52.207 --> 01:26:53.141 Huh. 1126 01:26:54.777 --> 01:26:56.545 I've been here before. 1127 01:26:58.847 --> 01:27:00.048 I feel much better now. 1128 01:27:02.385 --> 01:27:05.053 What should we do with him? 1129 01:27:05.220 --> 01:27:06.655 I'll clean him up. 1130 01:27:06.855 --> 01:27:08.857 I'll eat him. - Good evening, Mr. Connor. 1131 01:27:09.124 --> 01:27:10.659 Confirming your usual reservation for two 1132 01:27:10.859 --> 01:27:12.761 tomorrow evening at Renfield's. 1133 01:27:12.961 --> 01:27:14.897 I will have your usual bottle on ice 1134 01:27:15.163 --> 01:27:17.266 and look forward to seeing you again, ciao. 1135 01:27:19.668 --> 01:27:21.904 What are you doing tomorrow night? 1136 01:27:22.170 --> 01:27:23.272 We should have dinner. 1137 01:27:25.040 --> 01:27:27.576 Maybe. Depends what bottle's on ice. 1138 01:27:27.843 --> 01:27:29.778 Have to wait and see. 1139 01:27:31.714 --> 01:27:33.248 Got a lot to talk about. 1140 01:27:33.416 --> 01:27:35.551 We do? 1141 01:27:35.818 --> 01:27:38.253 Not every day you fall in love with a werewolf. 1142 01:27:38.421 --> 01:27:40.022 Oh, is that what's happening here?