WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:00.917 --> 00:00:03.378 [Showtime theme] 2 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:04.838 --> 00:00:07.632 [Noah]  My name is Noah, and this is my arc. 4 00:00:07.674 --> 00:00:09.592 I moved to LA to become a screenwriter 5 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:09.634 --> 00:00:12.846 and met my three best friends in the whole world. 7 00:00:12.887 --> 00:00:15.390 Alex is the crazy momma bear of our crew. 8 00:00:15.432 --> 00:00:17.726 Warm, fierce, funny... 9 00:00:17.726 --> 00:00:19.269 You let him get your buginas? 10 00:00:19.310 --> 00:00:21.563 [Noah]  He and his husband, Trey, are crazy. 11 00:00:21.563 --> 00:00:22.605 Damn, baby! 12 00:00:22.647 --> 00:00:23.940 I told you I'm a lethal weapon! 13 00:00:23.982 --> 00:00:25.483 [Noah]  About each other. 14 00:00:25.525 --> 00:00:27.444 -Let's have a baby. -[shrieks] 15 00:00:27.485 --> 00:00:29.112 [Noah]  Ricky is the, shall we say, 16 00:00:29.112 --> 00:00:30.905 free-spirited one of the group. 17 00:00:30.947 --> 00:00:33.366 Men are not programmed for monogamy. 18 00:00:33.408 --> 00:00:36.786 [Noah]  But one very hot doctor helped him believe in love. 19 00:00:36.828 --> 00:00:38.913 Ricky, I love you. 20 00:00:38.955 --> 00:00:40.707 [Ricky]  I love you too, Junito. 21 00:00:40.707 --> 00:00:43.376 [Noah]  Chance was always the grounded, rational one, 22 00:00:43.418 --> 00:00:45.628 until Eddie took him by storm. 23 00:00:45.670 --> 00:00:47.714 We can't wait to celebrate your first night in your new home. 24 00:00:47.756 --> 00:00:49.257 [Noah]  And turned his life upside down 25 00:00:49.299 --> 00:00:50.884 in all the best ways. 26 00:00:50.884 --> 00:00:51.926 All right, I'll marry you. 27 00:00:51.968 --> 00:00:53.219 [applause] 28 00:00:53.261 --> 00:00:54.137 [Chance] I will never love anybody 29 00:00:54.179 --> 00:00:55.388 as much as I love you. 30 00:00:55.430 --> 00:00:57.474 I don't want a life with anyone but you. 31 00:00:57.515 --> 00:00:58.767 [Noah]  I, on the other hand, 32 00:00:58.808 --> 00:01:00.435 had never even had a boyfriend. 33 00:01:00.477 --> 00:01:01.936 But then I met-- 34 00:01:01.978 --> 00:01:03.354 Wade, what are you doing here? 35 00:01:03.396 --> 00:01:05.397 Noah? What's up, boy? 36 00:01:05.397 --> 00:01:07.400 Why didn't you tell us about him? 37 00:01:07.442 --> 00:01:08.735 [Group] Oh! 38 00:01:08.777 --> 00:01:10.403 He's straight!? 39 00:01:10.445 --> 00:01:12.739 Definitely not straight guy behavior. 40 00:01:12.781 --> 00:01:15.241 [Noah]  Despite my best efforts, I fell for him. 41 00:01:15.241 --> 00:01:16.201 What's the tea, girl? 42 00:01:16.242 --> 00:01:18.119 What if Wade is really the one? 43 00:01:18.161 --> 00:01:20.413 [overlapping voices] 44 00:01:20.455 --> 00:01:22.289 And boys, they are nothing but trouble! 45 00:01:22.332 --> 00:01:23.750 [Noah]  And as it turns out... 46 00:01:23.792 --> 00:01:25.460 [Wade]  I've never kissed a guy before. 47 00:01:25.502 --> 00:01:26.419 But do you want to? 48 00:01:26.461 --> 00:01:28.630 He fell for me too. 49 00:01:29.798 --> 00:01:32.092 [Noah]  Of course, it wasn't all smooth sailing. 50 00:01:32.133 --> 00:01:33.551 If you're embarrassed to be seen with the real me, 51 00:01:33.593 --> 00:01:35.970 then that's on you. Take it or leave it. 52 00:01:36.012 --> 00:01:37.263 [Noah]  But we stuck it out. 53 00:01:37.305 --> 00:01:39.307 -I love you, Wade. -I love you too, Noah. 54 00:01:39.348 --> 00:01:40.975 [Noah]  And eventually... 55 00:01:41.017 --> 00:01:42.602 Wade and I are getting married this weekend. 56 00:01:42.644 --> 00:01:43.728 To Noah! 57 00:01:43.770 --> 00:01:45.021 Hi, OJ  ! 58 00:01:45.063 --> 00:01:46.981 How's our little Zulu warrior? 59 00:01:47.023 --> 00:01:48.024 What do you think about kids? 60 00:01:49.526 --> 00:01:50.860 [Noah]  I will be your port in the storm 61 00:01:50.860 --> 00:01:52.779 and your shield in the battle. 62 00:01:52.821 --> 00:01:54.989 [Wade] I will take all that trembles inside of you 63 00:01:55.031 --> 00:01:58.618 and place it safely in the palm of my hand forever. 64 00:01:58.660 --> 00:02:01.579 [Noah]  Now all of us are about to start a new chapter. 65 00:02:01.621 --> 00:02:04.290 The answer is yes. I would like to have children. 66 00:02:07.210 --> 00:02:09.586 [siren blaring] 67 00:02:09.628 --> 00:02:10.880 [grunts] 68 00:02:12.632 --> 00:02:15.718 [zombies snarling] 69 00:02:20.181 --> 00:02:21.641 [loud bang] 70 00:02:21.683 --> 00:02:22.684 [recording beep] 71 00:02:22.725 --> 00:02:24.477 The reactor has gone critical. 72 00:02:24.519 --> 00:02:27.021 This is most likely my last post. 73 00:02:27.063 --> 00:02:28.773 [blast] 74 00:02:28.815 --> 00:02:31.985 Hopefully the blast will buy us enough time 75 00:02:32.026 --> 00:02:33.778 to figure out a solution. 76 00:02:35.572 --> 00:02:38.908 Even still, I believe in us, I do, 77 00:02:38.950 --> 00:02:41.369 because we are resilient. 78 00:02:41.411 --> 00:02:42.704 And we? 79 00:02:42.704 --> 00:02:45.248 We are adaptable! 80 00:02:45.290 --> 00:02:47.917 And we will endure this. 81 00:02:47.959 --> 00:02:49.460 [sobs] 82 00:02:51.254 --> 00:02:52.672 And cut! 83 00:02:54.716 --> 00:02:57.010 That's a series wrap, everybody! 84 00:02:57.051 --> 00:02:58.261 Yeah! 85 00:02:58.261 --> 00:02:59.596 [cheers and applause] [bell ringing] 86 00:02:59.637 --> 00:03:02.265 ♪ You see me the way you wanna be ♪ 87 00:03:02.265 --> 00:03:04.684 ♪ Oh no, you're dead to me ♪ 88 00:03:05.727 --> 00:03:08.730 Marley? That was beautiful. 89 00:03:08.771 --> 00:03:10.315 You have made the season for me. 90 00:03:10.356 --> 00:03:12.066 Oh, no, that was you, Noah. 91 00:03:12.108 --> 00:03:16.321 Seriously, you have elevated gore into art. 92 00:03:16.362 --> 00:03:17.864 And I thank you. 93 00:03:17.906 --> 00:03:20.033 We had to fight the network every inch of the way, 94 00:03:20.074 --> 00:03:21.159 but we got here. 95 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:22.619 And I'm so proud of you, Marley. 96 00:03:22.660 --> 00:03:24.037 Thank you. 97 00:03:24.078 --> 00:03:25.538 Cheers! 98 00:03:26.789 --> 00:03:28.333 Oh, shit, Marley, I gotta run. 99 00:03:28.374 --> 00:03:29.417 I'm late. 100 00:03:29.459 --> 00:03:30.543 That's okay. Go, go, go! 101 00:03:31.920 --> 00:03:33.713 Hey, Siri, text Wade. 102 00:03:33.755 --> 00:03:35.924 [Siri]  What would you like to say? 103 00:03:35.965 --> 00:03:37.591 Just leaving set, period. 104 00:03:37.591 --> 00:03:39.552 Free at last, exclamation point, exclamation point, 105 00:03:39.594 --> 00:03:41.304 exclamation point. 106 00:03:41.346 --> 00:03:43.640 Pick you up in 15. Be out front. 107 00:03:43.680 --> 00:03:45.808 We are late, exclamation point. 108 00:03:45.850 --> 00:03:47.727 ♪ I've arrived ♪ 109 00:03:47.769 --> 00:03:49.478 ♪ And it's clear ♪ 110 00:03:49.478 --> 00:03:53.733 ♪ I look in the mirror and love who's there ♪ 111 00:03:53.733 --> 00:03:55.777 ♪ I've arrived ♪ 112 00:03:55.817 --> 00:03:58.071 ♪ And I'm passionate ♪ 113 00:03:58.071 --> 00:04:01.824 ♪ The whole world's gonna know who I am ♪ 114 00:04:01.866 --> 00:04:03.701 ♪ 'Cause baby, I'm fabulous ♪ 115 00:04:03.701 --> 00:04:05.536 ♪ Black card, yes, went cashless ♪ 116 00:04:05.578 --> 00:04:07.247 ♪ Step into a room like fashion ♪ 117 00:04:07.247 --> 00:04:09.540 ♪ I'm not actin' ♪ 118 00:04:09.582 --> 00:04:10.875 ♪ I gotta say flashin' ♪ 119 00:04:10.875 --> 00:04:12.418 [Crowd]  We want LaChance! 120 00:04:12.460 --> 00:04:14.587 We want LaChance! 121 00:04:14.629 --> 00:04:16.464 We want LaChance! 122 00:04:16.505 --> 00:04:18.800 We want LaChance! 123 00:04:18.841 --> 00:04:20.927 [Genevieve] Y'all hoes asleep? 124 00:04:20.969 --> 00:04:22.720 LaChance, you don't hear that crowd out there 125 00:04:22.762 --> 00:04:24.597 makin' all that noise, girl? Bring your ass on! 126 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:26.724 Bitch! You better change your tone. 127 00:04:26.766 --> 00:04:28.601 I am the owner of this club. 128 00:04:28.643 --> 00:04:29.811 Well, you should set a better example 129 00:04:29.852 --> 00:04:31.271 for you girls, Miss Thing. 130 00:04:31.312 --> 00:04:33.398 Miss Genevieve, if you don't back up out my face 131 00:04:33.398 --> 00:04:36.401 with that stank-ass breath... 132 00:04:36.442 --> 00:04:38.111 girl! 133 00:04:38.152 --> 00:04:40.446 Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for the delay. 134 00:04:40.488 --> 00:04:41.739 What are you doing?! 135 00:04:41.739 --> 00:04:45.201 Bringing to the stage the beautiful, 136 00:04:45.243 --> 00:04:48.371 the illustrious, the legendary, 137 00:04:48.413 --> 00:04:50.290 the fabulous, the great... 138 00:04:50.331 --> 00:04:52.332 [Crowd]  [cheering] 139 00:04:52.375 --> 00:04:54.127 The lovely... 140 00:04:54.168 --> 00:04:56.504 This bitch might not ever be on time, 141 00:04:56.546 --> 00:05:00.216 but she's always worth the wait! 142 00:05:00.216 --> 00:05:04.137 Give it up for LaChance Devereaux! 143 00:05:05.263 --> 00:05:09.225 [  Love is a Contact Sport  plays] 144 00:05:09.267 --> 00:05:10.643 ♪ Contact ♪ 145 00:05:10.685 --> 00:05:14.689 [music] 146 00:05:14.731 --> 00:05:15.773 ♪ Contact ♪ 147 00:05:15.815 --> 00:05:25.491 [music] 148 00:05:25.533 --> 00:05:27.327 ♪ Ooh, ah, ah, ah ♪ 149 00:05:29.078 --> 00:05:31.706 ♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah ♪ 150 00:05:32.957 --> 00:05:37.962 ♪ You've been avoiding me like a cat trying to dodge a dog ♪ 151 00:05:37.962 --> 00:05:39.839 ♪ I never see ya shine ♪ 152 00:05:39.881 --> 00:05:43.343 ♪ You're as cold as the London fog ♪ 153 00:05:43.384 --> 00:05:45.511 ♪ You claim you want my love ♪ 154 00:05:45.553 --> 00:05:49.015 ♪ Well, I wouldn't know by the way you behave ♪ 155 00:05:49.057 --> 00:05:51.017 ♪ If you want to feel the thrill of my touch ♪ 156 00:05:51.017 --> 00:05:53.853 ♪ You better come out of your cave ♪ 157 00:05:53.895 --> 00:05:56.898 ♪ It's so perplexing ♪ 158 00:05:56.939 --> 00:05:59.442 ♪ Why you fight it, won't you try it? ♪ 159 00:05:59.484 --> 00:06:02.111 ♪ Love's electric ♪ 160 00:06:02.153 --> 00:06:04.364 ♪ Turn me on and see ♪ 161 00:06:04.364 --> 00:06:08.409 ♪ Love is a contact sport ♪ 162 00:06:08.451 --> 00:06:11.120 ♪ You gotta move in time ♪ 163 00:06:11.162 --> 00:06:13.247 ♪ If you wanna do it right ♪ 164 00:06:13.289 --> 00:06:15.458 ♪ Here I am ♪ 165 00:06:15.458 --> 00:06:19.545 ♪ Love is a contact sport ♪ 166 00:06:19.587 --> 00:06:22.090 ♪ You gotta act untamed ♪ 167 00:06:22.131 --> 00:06:24.258 ♪ If you wanna play the game ♪ 168 00:06:24.258 --> 00:06:27.678 ♪ So grab my hand, SLAM ♪ 169 00:06:28.346 --> 00:06:30.765 ♪ Hey, boy ♪ 170 00:06:30.807 --> 00:06:33.433 ♪ Why don't you come on over? ♪ 171 00:06:33.476 --> 00:06:37.897 ♪ So we can make that contact, you dig? ♪ 172 00:06:37.939 --> 00:06:40.733 ♪ It's so perplexing ♪ 173 00:06:40.775 --> 00:06:43.403 ♪ Why you fight it, won't you try it? ♪ 174 00:06:43.444 --> 00:06:46.197 ♪ Love's electric ♪ 175 00:06:46.197 --> 00:06:47.907 ♪ Come get next to me ♪ 176 00:06:47.907 --> 00:06:49.367 [drums] 177 00:06:49.409 --> 00:06:50.576 ♪ Contact ♪ 178 00:06:52.370 --> 00:06:53.955 Whoa! 179 00:06:53.996 --> 00:06:56.791 ♪ Love is a contact sport ♪ 180 00:06:56.832 --> 00:06:59.252 ♪ You gotta move in time ♪ 181 00:06:59.293 --> 00:07:01.921 ♪ If you wanna do it right ♪ 182 00:07:01.963 --> 00:07:03.464 ♪ Here I am ♪ 183 00:07:03.506 --> 00:07:07.802 ♪ Love is a contact sport ♪ 184 00:07:07.844 --> 00:07:10.346 ♪ You gotta act untamed ♪ 185 00:07:10.388 --> 00:07:13.099 ♪ If you wanna play the game ♪ 186 00:07:13.641 --> 00:07:14.392 ♪ Oh boy ♪ 187 00:07:14.434 --> 00:07:16.310 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 188 00:07:16.352 --> 00:07:18.771 ♪ Love is a contact sport ♪ 189 00:07:18.813 --> 00:07:20.481 ♪ You gotta move in time ♪ 190 00:07:21.941 --> 00:07:23.818 [Genevieve] Yes, girl, honey! Put your hands together! 191 00:07:23.860 --> 00:07:25.945 [cheers and applause] 192 00:07:25.987 --> 00:07:27.738 [Genevieve] For Kennedy Davenport! 193 00:07:27.780 --> 00:07:29.449 Dynisty St. James! 194 00:07:29.490 --> 00:07:33.661 And of course, LaChance Devereaux! 195 00:07:33.661 --> 00:07:35.246 [cheers and applause] 196 00:07:35.288 --> 00:07:36.956 Uh-uh, hold up! 197 00:07:36.998 --> 00:07:38.082 Noah and Wade? 198 00:07:38.124 --> 00:07:39.959 How dare you! 199 00:07:40.001 --> 00:07:42.837 Not only are you two bitches late for my show, 200 00:07:42.837 --> 00:07:47.467 you're also late for your own baby shower! 201 00:07:47.508 --> 00:07:49.927 [cheers and applause] 202 00:07:49.927 --> 00:07:52.054 [whistling] 203 00:07:53.306 --> 00:07:55.850 A few words for the expectant fathers. 204 00:07:55.850 --> 00:07:57.935 Ah, Esther? Set it off, girl. 205 00:07:57.977 --> 00:07:59.479 Okay, okay. 206 00:08:00.897 --> 00:08:02.565 When my boy Noah said that he was lookin' for someone 207 00:08:02.607 --> 00:08:04.025 to carry his baby, 208 00:08:04.066 --> 00:08:06.194 I thought to myself, what desperate spinster 209 00:08:06.235 --> 00:08:07.612 would be willing to put herself through 210 00:08:07.653 --> 00:08:09.572 all that mornin' sickness, swollen feet, 211 00:08:09.572 --> 00:08:12.116 and a busted vajayjay for this boy? 212 00:08:12.158 --> 00:08:14.243 Then I realized that fool was me. 213 00:08:14.285 --> 00:08:15.620 So thank you. 214 00:08:15.661 --> 00:08:17.538 And on your behalf, I thank myself even more. 215 00:08:17.580 --> 00:08:18.623 So to me! 216 00:08:18.664 --> 00:08:19.499 [Group] To Esther! 217 00:08:19.540 --> 00:08:20.875 Esther! 218 00:08:20.875 --> 00:08:22.793 Ricky, you go next, and keep it clean. 219 00:08:22.835 --> 00:08:24.921 [sighs] Personally? 220 00:08:24.921 --> 00:08:26.631 I think you're all insane. 221 00:08:26.672 --> 00:08:29.675 I have absolutely no interest in being a godparent, 222 00:08:29.717 --> 00:08:31.302 even if you begged and pleaded. 223 00:08:33.888 --> 00:08:35.264 Okay, fine, I'll consider it. 224 00:08:35.306 --> 00:08:36.640 But don't ask me to change any crappy diapers. 225 00:08:36.640 --> 00:08:38.893 [laughter] 226 00:08:38.934 --> 00:08:40.977 Real talk? Trey and I didn't know 227 00:08:41.020 --> 00:08:44.398 what joy truly was 'til we had our baby, Olivia. 228 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:46.859 And now that she's a teenager? 229 00:08:46.901 --> 00:08:49.153 We've never known such pain. 230 00:08:49.195 --> 00:08:51.197 So drink up, 'cause you're gonna need it. 231 00:08:51.239 --> 00:08:53.032 [laughter] 232 00:08:53.074 --> 00:08:56.410 If we can be half the parents that you and Trey have been? 233 00:08:56.452 --> 00:08:58.079 Or offer our kids half the support 234 00:08:58.120 --> 00:08:59.747 that you guys have given us? 235 00:08:59.789 --> 00:09:01.457 As Anne Lamott once said-- 236 00:09:01.499 --> 00:09:03.543 -Oh my god! -Okay, here she go! 237 00:09:03.584 --> 00:09:06.379 "There are places in the heart you don't even know exist 238 00:09:06.379 --> 00:09:08.548 until you love a child." 239 00:09:08.589 --> 00:09:09.757 Aww... 240 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:11.217 Here's to both of you discovering 241 00:09:11.217 --> 00:09:13.219 those magical places. 242 00:09:13.261 --> 00:09:16.055 To Noah and to Wade! 243 00:09:16.097 --> 00:09:18.140 [Group] To Noah and to Wade! 244 00:09:18.140 --> 00:09:19.392 Woo-hoo! 245 00:09:19.433 --> 00:09:20.476 Open the gifts already! 246 00:09:20.518 --> 00:09:21.727 Mine first! I gotta go. 247 00:09:23.020 --> 00:09:24.814 Thank you. 248 00:09:24.855 --> 00:09:25.898 What is it? What is it? 249 00:09:28.693 --> 00:09:30.903 "Money pit"? 250 00:09:30.945 --> 00:09:32.363 "Career killer"? 251 00:09:32.405 --> 00:09:34.323 Ricky... 252 00:09:34.365 --> 00:09:35.658 Thank you. 253 00:09:35.700 --> 00:09:36.784 I love you, bye. 254 00:09:36.826 --> 00:09:38.286 Oh! 255 00:09:39.078 --> 00:09:40.454 [Olivia] All the children's books banned 256 00:09:40.454 --> 00:09:42.290 by the right wing fascists. 257 00:09:42.331 --> 00:09:44.584 Olivia, this is great! 258 00:09:44.625 --> 00:09:47.086 You can read them to the twins when you babysit. 259 00:09:47.128 --> 00:09:48.546 I knew you were my favorite goddaughter for a reason. 260 00:09:48.588 --> 00:09:49.797 I'm your only goddaughter. 261 00:09:49.797 --> 00:09:50.923 And that's the reason. 262 00:09:50.965 --> 00:09:53.759 [laughter] 263 00:09:56.095 --> 00:09:57.305 ♪ Ooh ♪ 264 00:09:57.847 --> 00:09:59.056 Hey, you. 265 00:09:59.098 --> 00:10:01.058 ♪ Woo, ooh, ooh ♪ 266 00:10:01.100 --> 00:10:05.521 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 267 00:10:05.563 --> 00:10:06.480 ♪ Ooh ♪ 268 00:10:06.522 --> 00:10:07.440 ♪ Uh, uh ♪ 269 00:10:07.481 --> 00:10:08.816 Let's get out of here. 270 00:10:14.155 --> 00:10:17.491 My gift is the best, Noah! 271 00:10:17.533 --> 00:10:19.619 I read all about it in  O  magazine. 272 00:10:21.329 --> 00:10:22.955 It's the octopus from the TV show! 273 00:10:22.997 --> 00:10:24.415 All right! 274 00:10:25.833 --> 00:10:28.127 'Scuse me, can I get another drink, please? 275 00:10:28.169 --> 00:10:29.712 You can get anything you want. 276 00:10:34.550 --> 00:10:37.470 [Eddie] So the hot waiter at the club tried to get it, 277 00:10:37.511 --> 00:10:39.221 and you said no? 278 00:10:39.263 --> 00:10:40.723 Huh! 279 00:10:40.765 --> 00:10:43.643 Like you ever be cool with me saying yes. 280 00:10:43.684 --> 00:10:46.228 Maybe you don't know me as well as you think. 281 00:10:46.270 --> 00:10:48.522 [Chance] Oh, okay. 282 00:10:48.564 --> 00:10:51.859 Say we did bring in a, a third. 283 00:10:51.859 --> 00:10:53.069 What kind of guy? 284 00:10:54.862 --> 00:10:56.697 A top. 285 00:10:56.739 --> 00:10:58.199 Oh. 286 00:10:58.240 --> 00:10:59.742 So you wanna bottom? 287 00:11:01.577 --> 00:11:03.204 I want to watch. 288 00:11:04.372 --> 00:11:10.211 [sexy music] 289 00:11:14.674 --> 00:11:15.800 Oh! 290 00:11:15.841 --> 00:11:17.218 Aww! 291 00:11:20.888 --> 00:11:22.973 Can you believe we're actually doin' this? 292 00:11:23.015 --> 00:11:24.725 I know. 293 00:11:24.767 --> 00:11:27.061 One of the things that scared me the most about being gay 294 00:11:27.103 --> 00:11:31.190 was the idea of missin' out on being a dad. 295 00:11:31.232 --> 00:11:33.567 Well? 296 00:11:33.609 --> 00:11:35.403 You'll always be my daddy. 297 00:11:35.444 --> 00:11:39.073 [laughs] Very...funny... 298 00:11:39.115 --> 00:11:40.950 -Oh yeah? -Mm-hmm. 299 00:11:40.950 --> 00:11:43.494 -That's how you feel? -Mm-hmm! 300 00:11:43.536 --> 00:11:45.329 [laughter] 301 00:11:45.371 --> 00:11:47.206 [Wade] You 'bout to get it! 302 00:11:47.248 --> 00:11:48.790 [shower running] 303 00:11:48.833 --> 00:11:52.169 ♪ It's incredible ♪ 304 00:11:52.837 --> 00:11:54.338 ♪ Call it magical ♪ 305 00:11:55.756 --> 00:11:59.760 ♪ How you make me feel alive ♪ 306 00:11:59.802 --> 00:12:01.595 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 307 00:12:01.595 --> 00:12:05.599 ♪ I get infatuation ♪ 308 00:12:05.641 --> 00:12:06.600 ♪ I'm so captivated ♪ 309 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:08.602 [grunting, moaning] 310 00:12:08.644 --> 00:12:12.732 ♪ Like a snow in July ♪ 311 00:12:12.773 --> 00:12:15.109 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 312 00:12:15.151 --> 00:12:16.902 Stop, stop, stop it. 313 00:12:16.944 --> 00:12:18.529 If you move, it's over. 314 00:12:18.571 --> 00:12:20.114 I have to. 315 00:12:20.114 --> 00:12:24.827 [grunting] 316 00:12:29.957 --> 00:12:32.168 [sighs, chuckles] 317 00:12:35.546 --> 00:12:37.923 [Ricky] So...that's it? 318 00:12:39.300 --> 00:12:41.010 Two years of having your wicked way with me 319 00:12:41.051 --> 00:12:44.472 and you're just gonna walk away? 320 00:12:44.513 --> 00:12:47.892 Well, you could just hop in my suitcase. 321 00:12:47.933 --> 00:12:52.480 And relocate all the way to Toronto? 322 00:12:52.521 --> 00:12:54.231 No thanks. 323 00:12:54.273 --> 00:12:58.694 [tense music] 324 00:13:03.491 --> 00:13:05.159 Well, I guess that's it, then. 325 00:13:10.998 --> 00:13:12.792 Is there something else you wanted to say? 326 00:13:19.381 --> 00:13:21.217 Have a safe flight. 327 00:13:31.310 --> 00:13:36.816 [laid-back music] 328 00:13:39.235 --> 00:13:42.988 [music turns mischievous] 329 00:13:43.030 --> 00:13:46.033 Olivia, where do you think you're goin' dressed like that? 330 00:13:46.075 --> 00:13:47.409 Uh, where do you think? 331 00:13:47.451 --> 00:13:49.537 Girl, back to your room to untie that shirt, 332 00:13:49.578 --> 00:13:51.247 roll down that skirt, 333 00:13:51.288 --> 00:13:53.665 and wipe that makeup off, Miss Spears. 334 00:13:53.707 --> 00:13:55.042 Who? 335 00:13:55.084 --> 00:13:56.919 Honey, hurry up. We don't wanna be late. 336 00:13:56.961 --> 00:13:59.547 You just want me to look ugly. 337 00:13:59.547 --> 00:14:01.340 I want you to look like a young lady. 338 00:14:01.340 --> 00:14:05.511 This is what young ladies look like under the age of 60. 339 00:14:07.680 --> 00:14:09.473 In your room or the phone gets it. 340 00:14:09.515 --> 00:14:11.141 That's not fair! Gimme back my phone! 341 00:14:11.183 --> 00:14:12.142 I have rights! 342 00:14:12.184 --> 00:14:13.519 Not in my house, you don't! 343 00:14:13.561 --> 00:14:15.020 This is a dictatorship! 344 00:14:16.689 --> 00:14:19.316 Olivia Jade Kirby Iverson, 345 00:14:19.316 --> 00:14:22.570 if you break that, so help me-- 346 00:14:24.947 --> 00:14:26.031 Oh, so you tryin' me? 347 00:14:27.741 --> 00:14:30.411 I'm too old to be chasing you around this block like this! 348 00:14:30.452 --> 00:14:32.079 Thank god you're here! 349 00:14:32.121 --> 00:14:33.664 He's being completely unreasonable! 350 00:14:33.664 --> 00:14:35.040 He won't give me back my phone 351 00:14:35.040 --> 00:14:36.584 all because I don't wanna be told how to dress 352 00:14:36.584 --> 00:14:38.752 by a frumpy old drag queen! 353 00:14:38.794 --> 00:14:40.337 [Trey] Olivia, calm down! 354 00:14:40.337 --> 00:14:41.922 Go wait in the truck. I'll be there in a minute. 355 00:14:41.964 --> 00:14:43.257 You always take his side. 356 00:14:43.257 --> 00:14:44.717 Go wait in the truck! 357 00:14:48.053 --> 00:14:49.722 Mm-hmm. 358 00:14:49.763 --> 00:14:51.265 And you better make sure them clothes are straight 359 00:14:51.307 --> 00:14:52.641 before you get to school! 360 00:14:53.809 --> 00:14:55.269 When did our sweet little girl 361 00:14:55.311 --> 00:14:57.605 become such a screaming demon? 362 00:14:57.646 --> 00:14:59.148 She's just at that age. 363 00:14:59.189 --> 00:15:02.151 The age to get choked out? That age? 364 00:15:02.192 --> 00:15:03.819 Trey, if you give her back this phone, 365 00:15:03.861 --> 00:15:05.279 you are undercutting my authority. 366 00:15:05.321 --> 00:15:07.197 She's gotta have a phone, Alex! 367 00:15:07.239 --> 00:15:08.574 What are we gonna do if she goes missing? 368 00:15:08.574 --> 00:15:10.242 Dance a jig of glee? 369 00:15:12.328 --> 00:15:14.872 ♪ Mm, mm, mm, no ma'am ♪ 370 00:15:14.872 --> 00:15:16.999 ♪ I hope your heart is strong enough ♪ 371 00:15:17.041 --> 00:15:18.876 ♪ It's about to skip a beat ♪ 372 00:15:18.918 --> 00:15:20.294 Lord Jesus, give me strength 373 00:15:20.336 --> 00:15:22.129 not to bust this girl upside her head! 374 00:15:22.171 --> 00:15:23.547 ♪ Before it gets too hard to breathe ♪ 375 00:15:23.547 --> 00:15:24.798 ♪ I'm about to shake things up ♪ 376 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:26.133 [Wade] Watch your step. 377 00:15:26.175 --> 00:15:28.969 Keep 'em close, keep 'em close, keep 'em close. 378 00:15:29.011 --> 00:15:30.930 Wade, what is this? 379 00:15:30.971 --> 00:15:32.556 What did you do? 380 00:15:32.598 --> 00:15:33.974 Just a little somethin' to commemorate your new role 381 00:15:33.974 --> 00:15:36.560 as a stay-at-home mom. 382 00:15:36.602 --> 00:15:38.437 Oh...wow... 383 00:15:38.479 --> 00:15:40.773 [laughing] Yeah. 384 00:15:40.814 --> 00:15:42.441 We need something safe and reliable for the twins. 385 00:15:42.441 --> 00:15:44.777 And all reports said this is one of the safest. 386 00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:48.322 [Noah] Thanks. 387 00:15:53.327 --> 00:15:54.495 I love you, baby. 388 00:15:54.536 --> 00:15:55.871 I love you too. 389 00:15:57.957 --> 00:16:00.417 Ah! Almost forgot. 390 00:16:00.459 --> 00:16:01.752 [squeaks] 391 00:16:02.378 --> 00:16:04.630 [laughs] 392 00:16:06.465 --> 00:16:09.259 [birds chirping] 393 00:16:09.301 --> 00:16:10.928 [car starts] 394 00:16:10.970 --> 00:16:18.727 [music] 395 00:16:18.769 --> 00:16:20.813 ♪ You broke, silly hoe ♪ 396 00:16:20.813 --> 00:16:22.773 ♪ I'm poking now 'cause I got money to blow ♪ 397 00:16:22.815 --> 00:16:25.025 Why would your thievin' ass take money out of my college fund? 398 00:16:25.067 --> 00:16:26.151 [slap] Ooh! 399 00:16:26.193 --> 00:16:27.152 Little girl, watch your mouth! 400 00:16:27.194 --> 00:16:29.029 I'm still your momma! 401 00:16:29.071 --> 00:16:31.073 ♪ Droppin' kids off, and I ain't talkin' 'bout no custody ♪ 402 00:16:31.115 --> 00:16:32.866 ♪ Yeah, I got a rich nigga build ♪ 403 00:16:32.908 --> 00:16:35.202 ♪ Send a grand to my man, get a bitch nigga killed ♪ 404 00:16:35.202 --> 00:16:36.745 ♪ 'Cause I don't do no talkin' ♪ 405 00:16:36.787 --> 00:16:38.163 ♪ And these Lous are made for walkin' ♪ 406 00:16:38.205 --> 00:16:39.331 ♪ Have your nigga spend the night ♪ 407 00:16:39.373 --> 00:16:41.165 ♪ Sit on this rich nigga grill ♪ 408 00:16:41.208 --> 00:16:42.835 ♪ I see these hoes hatin', they got every right ♪ 409 00:16:42.876 --> 00:16:44.628 ♪ 'Cause a nigga stay dead almost every night ♪ 410 00:16:44.670 --> 00:16:47.172 ♪ Always [indistinct] ♪ 411 00:16:47.214 --> 00:16:49.883 ♪ Now the price has increased, almost every bite ♪ 412 00:16:49.925 --> 00:16:52.302 ♪ I got thick 'cause I'm rich and a bitch been eatin' ♪ 413 00:16:52.344 --> 00:16:54.555 ♪ I got thick 'cause I'm rich and a bitch been eatin' ♪ 414 00:16:54.596 --> 00:16:56.890 ♪ I got thick 'cause I'm rich and a bitch been eatin' ♪ 415 00:16:56.932 --> 00:16:59.518 ♪ I got thick 'cause I'm rich and a bitch been eatin' ♪ 416 00:16:59.560 --> 00:17:02.229 ♪ I got thick 'cause I'm rich I got thick 'cause I'm rich ♪ 417 00:17:02.271 --> 00:17:04.147 [Olivia] I used the emergency key. 418 00:17:04.147 --> 00:17:05.482 [Noah] Okay. 419 00:17:05.523 --> 00:17:07.151 My dads are emotionally abusive assholes 420 00:17:07.192 --> 00:17:09.569 who do not respect my boundaries. 421 00:17:09.611 --> 00:17:12.364 Can I stay with you and Uncle Wade? 422 00:17:13.156 --> 00:17:15.367 [Alex]  Noah, I wanna know what the hell is goin' on! 423 00:17:15.409 --> 00:17:18.203 Alex, Trey, Olivia doesn't want to be 424 00:17:18.244 --> 00:17:21.415 in an emotionally unsafe space 425 00:17:21.457 --> 00:17:23.916 at this point in her developmental journey. 426 00:17:23.959 --> 00:17:26.587 Oh, I'll show her emotionally unsafe! 427 00:17:26.587 --> 00:17:29.173 Olivia, I know you're behind and you're listenin' to me! 428 00:17:29.214 --> 00:17:31.216 Why don't you give her a few days to cool off? 429 00:17:31.258 --> 00:17:32.551 You know how kids are. 430 00:17:32.551 --> 00:17:34.094 Yeah, we do! 431 00:17:34.136 --> 00:17:36.930 Unlike you, Miss Johnny Come Lately to parenthood! 432 00:17:36.930 --> 00:17:39.892 Alex, Olivia also feels that... 433 00:17:39.892 --> 00:17:43.604 [music] 434 00:17:43.645 --> 00:17:46.190 ...your drag queen lifestyle... 435 00:17:46.231 --> 00:17:47.775 is detrimental to her psychological 436 00:17:47.816 --> 00:17:50.736 and emotional progress as a young trans woman. 437 00:17:50.778 --> 00:17:53.572 [angry, muffled speech] 438 00:17:53.614 --> 00:17:55.115 'Cause you know what? 439 00:17:55.157 --> 00:17:57.034 I will choke her 'til her ass go out of style! 440 00:17:57.076 --> 00:17:59.036 [Trey]  Olivia, uh, we'll pick this up later. 441 00:17:59.036 --> 00:18:00.454 [hang-up beeping] 442 00:18:00.496 --> 00:18:01.663 Maybe we're lookin' at this the wrong way. 443 00:18:01.705 --> 00:18:02.998 You've been sayin' we need a break. 444 00:18:03.040 --> 00:18:05.375 I said I wanna break Olivia's neck! 445 00:18:05.417 --> 00:18:06.710 But hear me out. 446 00:18:07.795 --> 00:18:09.588 Hear me out. 447 00:18:09.630 --> 00:18:11.965 Olivia at Noah and Wade's means no rude-ass teenager 448 00:18:11.965 --> 00:18:13.967 turnin' her nose up at your food. 449 00:18:13.967 --> 00:18:16.678 You can be loud as you want. 450 00:18:16.720 --> 00:18:19.598 As I recall, you're the loud one. 451 00:18:19.598 --> 00:18:22.726 You are--when I hit that spot. 452 00:18:22.768 --> 00:18:24.228 [slaps butt] [squeals] 453 00:18:25.145 --> 00:18:26.688 [Wade] The boy's really talented. 454 00:18:26.730 --> 00:18:28.816 But I don't think he can keep his head in the game long enough 455 00:18:28.816 --> 00:18:31.151 to finish an album. He's been in jail twice. 456 00:18:31.151 --> 00:18:33.487 He's on probation now for grand theft auto. 457 00:18:33.529 --> 00:18:35.572 -[Noah] Ugh! -[Wade] And he's barely 19. 458 00:18:35.614 --> 00:18:36.740 Of course, the head of the label 459 00:18:36.740 --> 00:18:38.617 can't wait to market him to the white kids 460 00:18:38.659 --> 00:18:40.661 as "authentically hood." 461 00:18:40.702 --> 00:18:42.329 Uncle Noah, can I be excused? 462 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:45.290 You barely touched your plate. 463 00:18:45.332 --> 00:18:47.501 I can't eat this chicken. 464 00:18:47.543 --> 00:18:49.920 -It's free range. -But it's not organic. 465 00:18:49.962 --> 00:18:51.797 We'll go to the farmer's market tomorrow after school 466 00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:54.925 and I'll show you how to shop responsibly. 467 00:18:54.925 --> 00:18:59.221 [jazz music] 468 00:19:08.814 --> 00:19:10.065 She need her ass whooped. 469 00:19:10.107 --> 00:19:12.067 [laughs] 470 00:19:12.109 --> 00:19:13.861 I'm just sayin'. 471 00:19:13.902 --> 00:19:16.113 Hope our kids aren't that weird when they hit that age. 472 00:19:16.155 --> 00:19:17.823 Our goddaughter's not weird. 473 00:19:17.865 --> 00:19:21.118 She's just...principled. 474 00:19:22.161 --> 00:19:24.496 [doorbell rings] 475 00:19:28.333 --> 00:19:30.169 [Noah] Wade... 476 00:19:30.210 --> 00:19:32.379 another gift. You shouldn't have! 477 00:19:32.421 --> 00:19:33.630 [Wade] I didn't. 478 00:19:37.801 --> 00:19:43.682 [enchanted music] 479 00:19:45.142 --> 00:19:50.731 [music] 480 00:19:50.772 --> 00:19:53.025 This has got to be a hoax. 481 00:19:53.025 --> 00:19:55.736 No, it's the real deal. I talked to my manager. 482 00:19:55.777 --> 00:19:58.572 -Wow, bitch. -This is amazing! 483 00:19:58.572 --> 00:20:00.991 She wants you to tell her uncle's story? 484 00:20:00.991 --> 00:20:02.534 It's not an offer. 485 00:20:02.576 --> 00:20:04.244 She wants me to develop a pitch. 486 00:20:04.244 --> 00:20:06.413 Bitch, how do you know the queen? 487 00:20:06.413 --> 00:20:08.749 More importantly, how does the queen know you? 488 00:20:08.790 --> 00:20:11.084 She's a fan of the show. 489 00:20:11.126 --> 00:20:13.128 She  watches  We Are the Dead  ? 490 00:20:13.170 --> 00:20:15.255 [Noah] Yes, she's one of our many fans. 491 00:20:15.297 --> 00:20:18.133 Girl, you done made it! Everybody know the uncle story. 492 00:20:18.175 --> 00:20:20.844 When she talked about him in that acceptance speech, 493 00:20:20.886 --> 00:20:22.596 it wasn't a dry eye in the house. 494 00:20:22.638 --> 00:20:24.389 [Chance] And in telling his story, 495 00:20:24.431 --> 00:20:26.808 you get to highlight the generation of Black gay men 496 00:20:26.850 --> 00:20:28.560 we lost to the AIDS epidemic. 497 00:20:29.811 --> 00:20:32.397 But you're not gonna do it. 498 00:20:32.439 --> 00:20:33.565 What? 499 00:20:33.607 --> 00:20:34.900 I can't do it! 500 00:20:34.942 --> 00:20:36.944 -Ugh. -I can't! 501 00:20:36.985 --> 00:20:38.987 I have two babies on the way, 502 00:20:39.029 --> 00:20:41.448 and I promised Wade. 503 00:20:41.490 --> 00:20:45.410 Even just writing the pitch would be a ton of work! 504 00:20:45.452 --> 00:20:47.454 Never mind the actual show. 505 00:20:47.496 --> 00:20:52.876 I wish, I wish this was the right time, but it's not! 506 00:20:52.876 --> 00:20:55.754 I have to tell her...no. 507 00:20:55.796 --> 00:20:57.047 Say no to Queen Bey! 508 00:20:57.047 --> 00:20:58.507 [whines] 509 00:21:01.093 --> 00:21:02.469 [chuckles] Here's your pie, Mr. Kirby. 510 00:21:02.511 --> 00:21:04.638 Oh, thanks, dear. 511 00:21:04.638 --> 00:21:06.098 You're welcome, boss. 512 00:21:08.100 --> 00:21:09.643 [Alex] Lord, make me pure. 513 00:21:09.685 --> 00:21:11.603 [Group] But not yet. 514 00:21:12.688 --> 00:21:16.316 ♪ The time is now ♪ 515 00:21:16.316 --> 00:21:19.987 [panting] 516 00:21:20.821 --> 00:21:22.948 [intense licking] 517 00:21:22.990 --> 00:21:26.368 [sexy music] 518 00:21:26.410 --> 00:21:28.662 Damn! I shoulda been a chef, 519 00:21:28.704 --> 00:21:31.540 'cause I love tossin' salad. 520 00:21:31.581 --> 00:21:33.292 Turn your ass over. 521 00:21:33.333 --> 00:21:35.002 [Chance] Oh, okay! 522 00:21:35.043 --> 00:21:36.128 Okay. 523 00:21:36.169 --> 00:21:38.338 Oh, oh, oh... 524 00:21:38.338 --> 00:21:43.719 [grunts] 525 00:21:49.057 --> 00:21:54.187 [pants] 526 00:21:54.229 --> 00:21:55.397 [Xavier] Yeah... 527 00:21:55.439 --> 00:21:58.734 [grunts] 528 00:22:08.577 --> 00:22:09.745 [gasps] Eddie! 529 00:22:11.371 --> 00:22:13.999 That was hot, right? 530 00:22:14.041 --> 00:22:15.334 Just what you wanted. 531 00:22:16.877 --> 00:22:18.837 What you think? 532 00:22:18.837 --> 00:22:20.547 I think you're a slut. 533 00:22:20.589 --> 00:22:26.553 [uneasy music] 534 00:22:26.553 --> 00:22:31.350 [footsteps] 535 00:22:38.106 --> 00:22:39.232 Hey you, sweet niece. 536 00:22:39.274 --> 00:22:40.734 Come here, baby, come here. 537 00:22:40.776 --> 00:22:44.029 Uh, can you open-- [coughs] 538 00:22:44.071 --> 00:22:46.073 --open them curtains a little bit for me? 539 00:22:46.782 --> 00:22:49.743 Divas always got to find their light. 540 00:22:49.785 --> 00:22:51.203 [Olivia] So this is her uncle? 541 00:22:51.244 --> 00:22:52.287 [Noah] Mm-hmm. 542 00:22:52.287 --> 00:22:54.456 [Uncle coughs] 543 00:22:54.456 --> 00:22:57.459 Now you remember, baby... 544 00:22:57.501 --> 00:23:01.880 until your last breath, you... 545 00:23:01.922 --> 00:23:04.341 you are alive. 546 00:23:04.383 --> 00:23:09.596 And while you're alive, you've got to live. 547 00:23:09.638 --> 00:23:12.182 And live what? 548 00:23:12.224 --> 00:23:14.893 [Niece & Uncle]  Fabulously. 549 00:23:16.103 --> 00:23:19.189 [Uncle]  Oh, see, baby, that's our magic. 550 00:23:19.231 --> 00:23:22.943 That's what we were born with. 551 00:23:24.111 --> 00:23:27.781 And that's what we will take to our graves and beyond. 552 00:23:29.449 --> 00:23:32.411 I love you so much, baby. 553 00:23:32.452 --> 00:23:34.287 [Niece]  Me too. 554 00:23:36.123 --> 00:23:38.625 They're just like you and me, Uncle Noah. 555 00:23:40.502 --> 00:23:43.755 Olivia, you should probably get ready for school. 556 00:23:43.797 --> 00:23:46.758 [Uncle hums a tune] 557 00:23:50.011 --> 00:23:51.930 [Noah] You look nice. 558 00:23:51.930 --> 00:23:53.181 Thank you. 559 00:23:55.684 --> 00:23:58.019 I'm thinking about scaling back at work. 560 00:23:58.061 --> 00:23:59.271 Wade, I know what you're doing-- 561 00:23:59.312 --> 00:24:01.022 I'm gonna talk to my boss today. 562 00:24:01.064 --> 00:24:03.316 [video continues playing] 563 00:24:03.358 --> 00:24:05.277 You know you're taking this job, right? 564 00:24:09.197 --> 00:24:10.991 ♪ I know she can't get off me ♪ 565 00:24:11.032 --> 00:24:12.826 ♪ I [indistinct] and it's hard to go to sleep ♪ 566 00:24:12.868 --> 00:24:14.411 ♪ I've been workin', I gotta make ends meet ♪ 567 00:24:14.453 --> 00:24:15.996 ♪ When I look in the mirror, it's different ♪ 568 00:24:15.996 --> 00:24:17.247 [recording stops] 569 00:24:17.289 --> 00:24:19.833 I told you no guns in the studio! 570 00:24:19.875 --> 00:24:24.171 Wade! Two-Tone. How's it goin'? 571 00:24:24.212 --> 00:24:27.007 [Wade] Great! Totally back on track. 572 00:24:27.007 --> 00:24:28.967 I mean, here, take a listen. Run that. 573 00:24:29.009 --> 00:24:30.343 ♪ Oh ♪ 574 00:24:30.385 --> 00:24:33.680 ♪ I know that I am a star ♪ 575 00:24:33.722 --> 00:24:37.184 ♪ Baby, [indistinct] ♪ 576 00:24:37.184 --> 00:24:38.810 ♪ They know I'ma show out ♪ 577 00:24:38.852 --> 00:24:40.979 We have been very impressed with 578 00:24:41.021 --> 00:24:43.440 how you've been handling Two-Tone. 579 00:24:43.482 --> 00:24:44.691 He's been telling me a lot about 580 00:24:44.733 --> 00:24:46.860 how much he enjoys working with you. 581 00:24:46.902 --> 00:24:49.863 -Oh, cool! -In light of which, 582 00:24:49.863 --> 00:24:53.200 I am putting you in charge of his project. 583 00:24:53.241 --> 00:24:54.618 I, um... 584 00:24:54.659 --> 00:24:58.872 I know it is a lot more responsibility. 585 00:24:58.914 --> 00:25:03.168 Shine in this position, and that VP spot is yours. 586 00:25:04.503 --> 00:25:06.213 Two-Tone! 587 00:25:06.254 --> 00:25:08.089 [President] Keep up the good work. 588 00:25:08.131 --> 00:25:10.425 Ha ha, sho' thing, boss! 589 00:25:10.467 --> 00:25:12.010 Yeah. 590 00:25:18.225 --> 00:25:20.227 All right. Gimme my piece back. 591 00:25:20.268 --> 00:25:21.853 No can do. 592 00:25:21.895 --> 00:25:24.731 Oh man, so you live over there with them white folks. 593 00:25:24.773 --> 00:25:26.900 You ain't from where I'm from. 594 00:25:26.942 --> 00:25:28.735 I need it for my protection. 595 00:25:28.777 --> 00:25:30.195 On God. 596 00:25:35.659 --> 00:25:37.536 I never saw it. 597 00:25:43.625 --> 00:25:45.043 Just play the track. 598 00:25:46.086 --> 00:25:47.879 ♪ I know she can't get off me ♪ 599 00:25:47.879 --> 00:25:49.714 ♪ I [indistinct] and it's hard to go to sleep ♪ 600 00:25:49.756 --> 00:25:51.758 ♪ I've been workin', I gotta make ends meet ♪ 601 00:25:51.758 --> 00:25:53.093 Baby, I swear, I went in there 602 00:25:53.134 --> 00:25:55.262 with every intention of reducing my role, 603 00:25:55.303 --> 00:25:56.388 but got blindsided. 604 00:25:56.429 --> 00:25:57.764 Maybe you deserve it! 605 00:25:57.806 --> 00:25:59.099 [Noah] Of course he deserves it. 606 00:25:59.140 --> 00:26:00.267 Olivia! 607 00:26:00.267 --> 00:26:01.893 Dinner's almost ready! 608 00:26:01.935 --> 00:26:02.894 -[Olivia]  Okay! -  Hey! 609 00:26:02.936 --> 00:26:04.312 You deserve your dream job. 610 00:26:04.354 --> 00:26:06.189 I support you following your passion 611 00:26:06.189 --> 00:26:08.275 the way you support me following mine. 612 00:26:08.316 --> 00:26:10.443 That's what we do, Papi. 613 00:26:10.485 --> 00:26:11.987 Eww! 614 00:26:12.028 --> 00:26:14.114 Please don't make the pregnant lady throw up! 615 00:26:14.114 --> 00:26:15.532 How can I accept this promotion 616 00:26:15.574 --> 00:26:17.951 when we already don't have enough hours in the day? 617 00:26:17.993 --> 00:26:19.452 And the babies aren't even here yet. 618 00:26:19.494 --> 00:26:21.037 You might just have to bite the bullet 619 00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:22.831 and do something you said you wasn't gonna do. 620 00:26:22.872 --> 00:26:24.416 -Make you keep the babies? -[Esther] Oh hell, nah. 621 00:26:24.457 --> 00:26:25.834 Don't even play with me like that. 622 00:26:25.875 --> 00:26:27.586 You gonna do what every hardworkin' parent does 623 00:26:27.627 --> 00:26:30.463 when they get their dream job--get a nanny. 624 00:26:32.340 --> 00:26:34.259 Always let the baby cry it out. 625 00:26:34.301 --> 00:26:37.637 Parents must grasp the need to be tough. 626 00:26:37.637 --> 00:26:40.307 And I hope you're not one of those timeout type of parents, 627 00:26:40.348 --> 00:26:43.768 'cause honey, ooh, timeout in my world, honey, is knock you out. 628 00:26:43.810 --> 00:26:45.478 Wow. 629 00:26:45.520 --> 00:26:47.606 Kids, they're born with everything they need, you know? 630 00:26:47.606 --> 00:26:49.482 I mean, if they wanna be in diapers 631 00:26:49.524 --> 00:26:51.234 or breastfeed 'til they're six... 632 00:26:51.276 --> 00:26:52.569 No one's gonna be breastfeeding. 633 00:26:52.611 --> 00:26:54.112 It's, it's, uh, it's just us. 634 00:26:54.154 --> 00:26:56.406 [Nanny Nu' School] Oh, I might just lactate naturally. 635 00:26:56.448 --> 00:27:00.201 Wow! Two handsome daddies! [giggles] 636 00:27:00.243 --> 00:27:04.247 That is great, because moms are usually such bitches! 637 00:27:04.247 --> 00:27:06.041 [laughs like a hyena] 638 00:27:06.082 --> 00:27:08.543 Okay, Melissa! 639 00:27:08.585 --> 00:27:10.962 I don't run every time a child sniffles, honey. 640 00:27:10.962 --> 00:27:12.422 Don't let them fool you. 641 00:27:12.464 --> 00:27:14.132 They may not be able to hold their head up, 642 00:27:14.174 --> 00:27:15.508 but they know what they're doin'. 643 00:27:15.550 --> 00:27:16.843 What would you say is your technique? 644 00:27:16.885 --> 00:27:19.596 My little nanny secret! 645 00:27:19.596 --> 00:27:23.433 I have this breast simulator that simulates breastfeeding! 646 00:27:23.475 --> 00:27:24.768 Put 'em right to sleep! 647 00:27:24.809 --> 00:27:25.769 [laughs obnoxiously] 648 00:27:25.810 --> 00:27:28.980 Wow...go back to sleep... 649 00:27:29.022 --> 00:27:31.941 Wearin' all kinds of tight clothes and--no! 650 00:27:31.983 --> 00:27:33.443 We're not doin' that, you know what I'm saying? 651 00:27:33.485 --> 00:27:35.362 I see you two are very fashionable. 652 00:27:35.403 --> 00:27:37.822 Are you gonna be dressing your sons like that? 653 00:27:38.823 --> 00:27:39.949 References. 654 00:27:39.991 --> 00:27:41.868 Uh, do you have any references? 655 00:27:41.910 --> 00:27:44.162 References, um... 656 00:27:44.204 --> 00:27:45.330 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 657 00:27:45.372 --> 00:27:47.499 You got a piece of paper? 658 00:27:47.499 --> 00:27:49.209 I can give you a number. Actually, here, write this down. 659 00:27:49.250 --> 00:27:50.543 No, this is all right. 660 00:27:50.543 --> 00:27:54.547 Um, 555, uh, 626...2. 661 00:27:54.589 --> 00:27:55.548 Oh, so you're not really-- 662 00:27:55.590 --> 00:27:57.384 You're not a... 663 00:27:57.425 --> 00:27:59.052 That's my auntie. 664 00:28:00.261 --> 00:28:03.598 [laughs] 665 00:28:07.560 --> 00:28:08.937 Thank you so much for coming in. 666 00:28:08.978 --> 00:28:10.689 Um... 667 00:28:10.730 --> 00:28:11.523 [Nanny Nu' School] Tomorrow? 668 00:28:11.564 --> 00:28:13.024 We'll, we'll call you. 669 00:28:13.024 --> 00:28:14.567 All right! Good for y'all. 670 00:28:19.322 --> 00:28:22.826 So you don't think Melissa? 671 00:28:22.867 --> 00:28:24.411 No, I do not. 672 00:28:24.452 --> 00:28:26.162 There's just enough left of your bisexuality 673 00:28:26.204 --> 00:28:29.874 to make that prospect uncomfortable. 674 00:28:29.916 --> 00:28:32.043 We should've done this months ago! 675 00:28:32.085 --> 00:28:34.546 All the sane nannies are booked. 676 00:28:34.587 --> 00:28:36.881 Maybe we can do this ourselves. 677 00:28:36.923 --> 00:28:38.883 Looks like we don't have a choice. 678 00:28:41.219 --> 00:28:42.887 [phone chimes] 679 00:28:44.806 --> 00:28:47.308 The agency. [phone chimes] 680 00:28:47.350 --> 00:28:49.853 "Newly back on the market, top ranked..." 681 00:28:49.894 --> 00:28:52.564 "Looking for a gay couple to work with." 682 00:28:52.605 --> 00:28:54.941 Is that cute or creepy? 683 00:28:54.983 --> 00:28:56.860 Better than overt homophobia. 684 00:28:56.901 --> 00:28:58.278 "Highly sought after. 685 00:28:58.319 --> 00:28:59.446 It's like you'll be..." 686 00:28:59.446 --> 00:29:01.156 [Both] "...auditioning for her." 687 00:29:03.032 --> 00:29:06.995 [plucky, cutesy music] 688 00:29:07.036 --> 00:29:12.417 One question that I ask all my prospective clients. 689 00:29:12.459 --> 00:29:15.837 Why do you want children at this particular at time? 690 00:29:15.837 --> 00:29:19.799 I mean, is it ever a good time for anyone? 691 00:29:19.841 --> 00:29:21.593 We are at a point where, you know, 692 00:29:21.634 --> 00:29:23.845 it's all about new challenges! 693 00:29:23.887 --> 00:29:24.804 Noah? 694 00:29:24.846 --> 00:29:26.848 We got a lot to offer a kid. 695 00:29:26.890 --> 00:29:28.266 -Kids. -Kids. 696 00:29:28.308 --> 00:29:29.267 Kids. 697 00:29:29.309 --> 00:29:30.560 [Wade] We're having twin boys. 698 00:29:30.560 --> 00:29:32.228 Them being boys, does that matter to you? 699 00:29:32.270 --> 00:29:33.229 No! 700 00:29:33.229 --> 00:29:34.606 I mean, no. 701 00:29:34.647 --> 00:29:36.483 No, no, but, but, but, 702 00:29:36.524 --> 00:29:39.944 as Black men, we understand the perils 703 00:29:39.986 --> 00:29:41.362 facing Black boys. 704 00:29:41.404 --> 00:29:44.491 The challenges-- and joys, of course. 705 00:29:44.532 --> 00:29:46.576 We'd have been every bit as happy with girls. 706 00:29:46.618 --> 00:29:49.662 And you will both be working full time? 707 00:29:49.704 --> 00:29:51.247 With some flexibility. 708 00:29:51.247 --> 00:29:53.124 We want to be home as much as possible. 709 00:29:53.124 --> 00:29:54.709 And what will you do when the babies 710 00:29:54.751 --> 00:29:56.836 wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning? 711 00:29:56.878 --> 00:29:58.505 Make my way to the top of the stairs 712 00:29:58.546 --> 00:30:00.089 and scream for the governess? 713 00:30:00.089 --> 00:30:02.008 [chuckles] 714 00:30:02.050 --> 00:30:05.428 You know, uh, Blanche? 715 00:30:05.428 --> 00:30:06.846 Golden Girls  ? 716 00:30:06.888 --> 00:30:08.556 Yes. [chuckles] 717 00:30:10.725 --> 00:30:11.810 And your surrogate, 718 00:30:11.851 --> 00:30:13.603 is she a friend of the family? 719 00:30:13.645 --> 00:30:15.772 Yes, Esther. 720 00:30:15.814 --> 00:30:18.775 But we purchased the eggs from an anonymous donor. 721 00:30:18.817 --> 00:30:21.528 Our embryos, her womb. 722 00:30:21.569 --> 00:30:23.029 Our cookies, her oven. 723 00:30:23.071 --> 00:30:28.368 [chuckles] We're very, very lucky to have her. 724 00:30:28.368 --> 00:30:30.995 Esther is amazing. 725 00:30:30.995 --> 00:30:33.164 [shrieks] Where the hell were y'all? 726 00:30:33.206 --> 00:30:34.541 Speak of the devil. 727 00:30:34.582 --> 00:30:35.875 I can't believe y'all forgot about me again! 728 00:30:35.917 --> 00:30:37.669 Esther, this is Nana LaDonya. 729 00:30:37.710 --> 00:30:40.171 In Lamaze class, everybody looking at pitiful ol' me 730 00:30:40.213 --> 00:30:42.048 'cause my two oh-so-handsome babyfathers 731 00:30:42.048 --> 00:30:45.718 decided to not show up--again! 732 00:30:45.718 --> 00:30:48.263 And I keep askin' myself, do y'all give a damn about me, 733 00:30:48.304 --> 00:30:50.515 or am I just some unpaid incubator? 734 00:30:50.557 --> 00:30:53.059 And I can't even enjoy a self-medicating glass of wine!? 735 00:30:53.101 --> 00:30:54.686 [glass shatters] 736 00:30:56.771 --> 00:30:58.231 [Esther] Oh. 737 00:30:58.273 --> 00:30:59.148 Oh, shit... 738 00:30:59.190 --> 00:31:00.441 I'm... 739 00:31:00.483 --> 00:31:02.277 I'm sorry, I'm just tired and hot. 740 00:31:02.318 --> 00:31:03.903 -I'll clean this up, y'all. -No, no, no! 741 00:31:03.945 --> 00:31:05.196 Don't touch anything. I got it. 742 00:31:07.615 --> 00:31:09.576 Well, I think I have everything I need. 743 00:31:09.617 --> 00:31:11.536 Thank you, gentlemen, so much for your time. 744 00:31:11.578 --> 00:31:12.996 Are you sure? 745 00:31:13.037 --> 00:31:14.747 Nana, you must have other questions, right? 746 00:31:14.789 --> 00:31:17.667 There's...gotta be more you wanted to, uh, uh, talk to us... 747 00:31:17.709 --> 00:31:19.085 -about? -Bye! 748 00:31:21.921 --> 00:31:23.089 Oops! 749 00:31:24.048 --> 00:31:28.720 [gentle, somber music] 750 00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:30.013 [whoosh] 751 00:31:31.306 --> 00:31:32.932 So where you goin'? 752 00:31:35.310 --> 00:31:36.769 Gonna hang with your friends? 753 00:31:39.898 --> 00:31:41.816 Y'all gonna talk about me? 754 00:31:45.486 --> 00:31:49.741 Okay, I know made it hard on you, but... 755 00:31:49.782 --> 00:31:51.784 but...you don't--you don't have to leave. 756 00:31:59.167 --> 00:32:01.794 [Alex]  Why they just now puttin' in the headstone? 757 00:32:01.836 --> 00:32:03.212 [Noah] Shhh! 758 00:32:03.254 --> 00:32:04.631 [Ricky] It takes a year for the grave to settle. 759 00:32:04.672 --> 00:32:05.506 [Noah] Shhhhh! 760 00:32:07.425 --> 00:32:09.928 [somber music] 761 00:32:12.972 --> 00:32:17.602 [gospel piano music] 762 00:32:17.644 --> 00:32:20.021 [birds chirping] 763 00:32:29.656 --> 00:32:32.367 Ricky, we're in a graveyard. 764 00:32:37.872 --> 00:32:40.124 [crying] I'm sorry. 765 00:32:46.714 --> 00:32:48.841 He did not deserve this. 766 00:32:48.841 --> 00:32:51.844 We did not deserve this! 767 00:32:52.845 --> 00:32:55.932 How, how, how, how-- how does anybody move on? 768 00:32:57.809 --> 00:33:02.939 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, now can't you see ♪ 769 00:33:02.981 --> 00:33:07.276 It's been a year and it feels like it happened yesterday! 770 00:33:08.361 --> 00:33:11.864 ♪ So just let me go ♪ 771 00:33:11.906 --> 00:33:14.701 ♪ 'Cause I can't let go ♪ 772 00:33:14.742 --> 00:33:17.662 ♪ 'Til you let me go ♪ 773 00:33:17.704 --> 00:33:23.167 [sobs] 774 00:33:28.589 --> 00:33:33.344 You should've seen him, Wade, it was just...heartbreaking. 775 00:33:34.929 --> 00:33:37.306 I don't think he's processing it as well as he's pretending to. 776 00:33:37.348 --> 00:33:39.183 I can't imagine what he's going through right now. 777 00:33:39.225 --> 00:33:41.853 If I ever lost you... 778 00:33:41.894 --> 00:33:44.022 I don't know what I'd do. 779 00:33:44.063 --> 00:33:46.024 Me neither. 780 00:33:46.065 --> 00:33:48.109 [phone chimes] 781 00:33:49.235 --> 00:33:51.029 "Congratulations. 782 00:33:51.029 --> 00:33:53.740 You've reached the final selection stage." 783 00:33:53.781 --> 00:33:55.992 Of what?  American Idol  ? 784 00:33:56.034 --> 00:33:57.952 [doorbell rings] 785 00:34:11.215 --> 00:34:12.550 "You have one week. 786 00:34:12.550 --> 00:34:13.842 Good luck." 787 00:34:13.885 --> 00:34:15.887 It's from the nanny. 788 00:34:28.608 --> 00:34:29.775 -[baby crying] -Oh! 789 00:34:34.614 --> 00:34:37.742 [second baby crying] 790 00:34:39.452 --> 00:34:43.581 "Baby's head needs to be held up just like a real infant! 791 00:34:43.623 --> 00:34:45.708 "The baby's computer keeps track of all the times 792 00:34:45.750 --> 00:34:48.085 you don't provide proper support for the head." 793 00:34:48.127 --> 00:34:49.920 Does it say how to stop the crying? 794 00:34:49.962 --> 00:34:51.922 "The baby cries when it needs attention, 795 00:34:51.964 --> 00:34:53.507 and it has several different cries." 796 00:34:53.507 --> 00:34:54.675 I don't care how many cries it has. 797 00:34:54.717 --> 00:34:56.260 I just want to stop it. 798 00:34:57.553 --> 00:34:59.639 Hey, Siri, how do I stop a baby crying? 799 00:34:59.680 --> 00:35:02.100 [Siri]  A baby can sometimes be calmed by rocking gently. 800 00:35:02.141 --> 00:35:03.601 I've done that. 801 00:35:03.643 --> 00:35:05.144 [Siri]  By offering a pacifier or soother. 802 00:35:05.186 --> 00:35:06.646 I've done that. 803 00:35:06.687 --> 00:35:08.564 [Siri]  By singing, talking softly, 804 00:35:08.564 --> 00:35:10.108 or taking a walk with a stroller. 805 00:35:10.149 --> 00:35:12.068 I've done all that. 806 00:35:12.068 --> 00:35:13.319 [babies crying] 807 00:35:13.361 --> 00:35:14.403 You can't put it back in there! 808 00:35:14.403 --> 00:35:15.446 It's gonna suffocate! 809 00:35:15.488 --> 00:35:16.823 They're dolls, Wade. 810 00:35:16.864 --> 00:35:18.449 "A Reality Baby is not a toy or a doll 811 00:35:18.491 --> 00:35:19.992 "and should not be treated as one. 812 00:35:20.034 --> 00:35:22.829 It is a lifelike experience of caring for a newborn." 813 00:35:22.870 --> 00:35:24.997 They are dolls! 814 00:35:25.039 --> 00:35:26.457 No, they're our ticket to getting the nanny 815 00:35:26.499 --> 00:35:28.292 that we desperately need. 816 00:35:28.334 --> 00:35:30.753 If we can't handle 20 minutes with a couple of Wet Betsys, 817 00:35:30.795 --> 00:35:33.840 how are we going to manage real babies? 818 00:35:33.881 --> 00:35:35.341 There, there, there. 819 00:35:35.383 --> 00:35:37.969 There, there, Kobe, LeBron. 820 00:35:38.010 --> 00:35:40.388 Daddy's got you now. 821 00:35:40.429 --> 00:35:42.849 You are not giving those things names. 822 00:35:42.890 --> 00:35:45.434 Shh, they'll hear you! 823 00:35:45.476 --> 00:35:49.272 ♪ Hush, little baby, don't you cry ♪ 824 00:35:49.313 --> 00:35:52.358 ♪ Daddy's gonna sing you a lullaby ♪ 825 00:35:52.358 --> 00:35:53.985 [babies stop crying] 826 00:35:57.905 --> 00:36:00.908 You are kidding me. 827 00:36:00.950 --> 00:36:02.618 Wanna hold one? 828 00:36:06.622 --> 00:36:10.293 [gentle music] 829 00:36:10.334 --> 00:36:13.212 [babies whimper] 830 00:36:20.094 --> 00:36:22.013 Just like that? 831 00:36:25.141 --> 00:36:27.310 We're gonna be daddies. 832 00:36:29.312 --> 00:36:34.358 [music] 833 00:36:39.947 --> 00:36:41.949 ♪ Woo-ooh-ooh ♪ 834 00:36:44.285 --> 00:36:46.120 [baby crying] 835 00:36:46.162 --> 00:36:47.580 ♪ I've got something to say ♪ 836 00:36:47.622 --> 00:36:49.874 ♪ Da, da-da, da, da, da ♪ 837 00:36:49.916 --> 00:36:51.584 ♪ I've got something to say ♪ 838 00:36:51.626 --> 00:36:53.502 ♪ Da, da-da, da, da, da ♪ 839 00:36:53.502 --> 00:36:55.880 ♪ We all got something to say ♪ 840 00:36:55.922 --> 00:36:57.715 ♪ Da, da-da, da, da, da ♪ 841 00:36:57.757 --> 00:36:59.342 [baby cries] 842 00:36:59.383 --> 00:37:00.760 ♪ Everybody in the world [indistinct] ♪ 843 00:37:00.801 --> 00:37:02.887 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 844 00:37:02.887 --> 00:37:04.096 ♪ I got something to say ♪ 845 00:37:04.138 --> 00:37:06.766 [babies crying] 846 00:37:08.851 --> 00:37:11.312 ♪ Da, da-da, da, da, da ♪ 847 00:37:11.354 --> 00:37:13.231 ♪ I got something to say ♪ 848 00:37:14.148 --> 00:37:16.275 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 849 00:37:17.318 --> 00:37:19.362 [insects chirping] 850 00:37:20.905 --> 00:37:23.032 [Eddie]  Hey, baby, you should be in the air by now. 851 00:37:23.032 --> 00:37:25.618 I'm already missing you terribly. 852 00:37:25.618 --> 00:37:28.037 You realize we haven't been apart longer than a day 853 00:37:28.079 --> 00:37:29.747 since we met? 854 00:37:29.789 --> 00:37:31.832 I don't know how I'm gonna get through these two weeks, 855 00:37:31.874 --> 00:37:33.626 but if you have to go away for work again, 856 00:37:33.626 --> 00:37:35.711 I'm comin' with you. 857 00:37:35.711 --> 00:37:36.921 I love you, Chance. [door cam app ringing] 858 00:37:39.006 --> 00:37:41.425 [in unison]  Somebody ordered a slumber party? 859 00:37:41.467 --> 00:37:43.302 [cheering] 860 00:37:43.344 --> 00:37:44.845 Open the door, bitch! 861 00:37:45.846 --> 00:37:48.641 Every time those damn dolls cry, 862 00:37:48.641 --> 00:37:50.476 I wanna throw them in the trunk 863 00:37:50.518 --> 00:37:52.561 and roll the car into a ravine! 864 00:37:52.603 --> 00:37:54.313 Trust me, that won't change. 865 00:37:54.313 --> 00:37:56.357 We've had them six days! 866 00:37:56.399 --> 00:37:57.775 And if they were alive, I would've killed them 867 00:37:57.817 --> 00:37:59.235 seven times already! 868 00:37:59.277 --> 00:38:01.988 Wade treats them like they're human. 869 00:38:02.029 --> 00:38:04.323 Isn't that the whole point of the exercise? 870 00:38:04.365 --> 00:38:05.700 He's even given them names! 871 00:38:05.741 --> 00:38:07.535 LeBron and Kobe. 872 00:38:07.576 --> 00:38:08.452 [laughter] 873 00:38:08.452 --> 00:38:10.997 Give me an entire break! 874 00:38:11.038 --> 00:38:12.540 Oh my goodness... 875 00:38:12.581 --> 00:38:13.958 I'm sorry, Chance. 876 00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:15.626 Here I am bitchin' and moanin' about my husband 877 00:38:15.626 --> 00:38:18.629 and the pregnancy and my career, and you just... 878 00:38:18.671 --> 00:38:20.089 What? You can say it. 879 00:38:21.882 --> 00:38:24.218 You just laid the headstone on Eddie's grave. 880 00:38:24.218 --> 00:38:26.053 It's fine. 881 00:38:26.095 --> 00:38:27.722 Eddie's dead. 882 00:38:27.763 --> 00:38:30.683 I'm not. 883 00:38:30.725 --> 00:38:32.852 I like hearin' about your domestic drama. 884 00:38:32.893 --> 00:38:35.646 It is very reassuring to be reminded 885 00:38:35.688 --> 00:38:37.565 that nobody's life is perfect. 886 00:38:37.565 --> 00:38:39.984 Even Beyoncé deal with negative shit. 887 00:38:40.026 --> 00:38:42.403 I heard that! 888 00:38:43.904 --> 00:38:46.866 Ricky, have you heard from Junito? 889 00:38:46.907 --> 00:38:48.492 Nothin' worth talking about. 890 00:38:48.534 --> 00:38:51.912 Is that why you're trolling on that hookup app? 891 00:38:51.954 --> 00:38:54.332 Swank is an exclusive dating app. 892 00:38:54.373 --> 00:38:55.833 Mm-hmm. 893 00:38:55.875 --> 00:38:58.210 And I'm not trolling. 894 00:38:58.252 --> 00:38:59.211 You are. 895 00:38:59.253 --> 00:39:01.297 [laughter] 896 00:39:01.339 --> 00:39:03.049 "Buff professor." 897 00:39:03.090 --> 00:39:05.384 [laughter] 898 00:39:05.426 --> 00:39:08.679 You downloaded this app on my phone? 899 00:39:08.721 --> 00:39:11.265 With my real age! 900 00:39:11.307 --> 00:39:13.768 That's my real age. 901 00:39:13.809 --> 00:39:17.772 "Buff professor with a high IQ and an even higher--" 902 00:39:17.813 --> 00:39:19.648 [Both] "--stallion booty!" 903 00:39:20.399 --> 00:39:22.610 Stallion booty? That is not funny! 904 00:39:22.610 --> 00:39:24.862 That's not funny! I don't have a stallion booty. 905 00:39:24.862 --> 00:39:26.697 Oh, bitch, relax, it's a compliment. 906 00:39:26.739 --> 00:39:28.532 Ugh! Over half the guys on this app 907 00:39:28.574 --> 00:39:30.493 are in a relationship. 908 00:39:30.534 --> 00:39:32.286 When did polygamy become the norm? 909 00:39:32.328 --> 00:39:33.371 Polyamory. 910 00:39:33.412 --> 00:39:35.164 -What did I say? -Polygamy. 911 00:39:35.206 --> 00:39:37.041 Oh, girl, hakuna matata, chill. 912 00:39:37.083 --> 00:39:38.459 To-may-to, to-mah-to. 913 00:39:38.501 --> 00:39:39.293 [laughter] 914 00:39:39.335 --> 00:39:40.336 Ooh! 915 00:39:40.378 --> 00:39:41.837 This one is hot! 916 00:39:41.879 --> 00:39:44.256 -Lil Nas Yeah! -Yes! 917 00:39:44.298 --> 00:39:46.300 How old is that zygote? 918 00:39:46.300 --> 00:39:47.802 Twenty-nine. 919 00:39:47.843 --> 00:39:52.932 Oh, when did almost 30 start lookin' so young? 920 00:39:52.973 --> 00:39:55.101 The millennials love a daddy! 921 00:39:55.142 --> 00:39:56.560 So do I! 922 00:39:56.602 --> 00:39:57.937 In that case... 923 00:39:57.978 --> 00:39:59.063 Oh, damn! 924 00:39:59.105 --> 00:40:00.356 Is that Bill Cosby? 925 00:40:00.356 --> 00:40:01.732 [laughter] 926 00:40:01.774 --> 00:40:03.401 Wait. 927 00:40:03.442 --> 00:40:05.069 He's younger than me. 928 00:40:05.111 --> 00:40:07.571 Oh, this is depressing! 929 00:40:07.613 --> 00:40:09.281 Ricky, why did you put this mess on my phone? 930 00:40:09.323 --> 00:40:10.574 It's been a year. 931 00:40:10.616 --> 00:40:11.992 You can start dating now. 932 00:40:16.497 --> 00:40:19.625 Oh! This I approve of. 933 00:40:19.625 --> 00:40:21.460 Send him a message. 934 00:40:21.502 --> 00:40:22.920 Do people still say hi 935 00:40:22.962 --> 00:40:26.298 or just send dick pics and butthole shots? 936 00:40:26.340 --> 00:40:28.634 Just ask him out. 937 00:40:28.676 --> 00:40:30.970 -On an actual date? -Mm-hmm. 938 00:40:31.011 --> 00:40:32.430 To where? 939 00:40:32.471 --> 00:40:34.306 Bootnanny's. 940 00:40:34.306 --> 00:40:35.766 So you can watch. 941 00:40:35.808 --> 00:40:37.977 So we can rescue you if it's a dud! 942 00:40:38.018 --> 00:40:38.811 [Alex] And... 943 00:40:38.853 --> 00:40:41.439 so you can dance! 944 00:40:42.481 --> 00:40:44.275 [  The Boss  by plays] 945 00:40:44.316 --> 00:40:45.526 [cheering] 946 00:40:45.568 --> 00:40:48.821 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪ 947 00:40:52.158 --> 00:40:55.411 ♪ Fancy me ♪ 948 00:40:55.453 --> 00:40:58.497 ♪ Thought I had my degree ♪ 949 00:40:58.539 --> 00:41:00.499 ♪ In life ♪ 950 00:41:00.541 --> 00:41:04.962 ♪ And how love oughta be run ♪ 951 00:41:06.547 --> 00:41:10.926 ♪ I had a one-step plan to prove it ♪ 952 00:41:10.926 --> 00:41:13.804 ♪ Guide in my pocket for fools ♪ 953 00:41:13.846 --> 00:41:16.807 ♪ Folly and fun ♪ 954 00:41:18.017 --> 00:41:21.687 ♪ Love had to show me one thing ♪ 955 00:41:21.687 --> 00:41:24.148 ♪ I was so right ♪ 956 00:41:24.190 --> 00:41:26.233 ♪ So right ♪ 957 00:41:26.275 --> 00:41:28.986 ♪ Thought I could turn emotion ♪ 958 00:41:29.028 --> 00:41:30.070 ♪ On and off ♪ 959 00:41:30.112 --> 00:41:32.031 ♪ I was so sure ♪ 960 00:41:32.072 --> 00:41:33.908 ♪ So sure ♪ 961 00:41:33.949 --> 00:41:37.369 ♪ But love ♪ 962 00:41:37.411 --> 00:41:40.164 ♪ Taught me ♪ 963 00:41:40.206 --> 00:41:43.209 ♪ Who was, who was, who was the boss ♪ 964 00:41:43.209 --> 00:41:46.045 [interlude] 965 00:41:46.086 --> 00:41:47.838 ♪ Ooh-hoo ♪ 966 00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:52.510 ♪ Hoo, hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo ♪ 967 00:41:55.137 --> 00:41:56.388 [Wade] Finally! 968 00:41:56.430 --> 00:41:57.890 I thought you'd be home hours ago. 969 00:41:57.932 --> 00:41:59.266 When the real babies come, 970 00:41:59.308 --> 00:42:00.809 you can't just vanish all night like that! 971 00:42:00.851 --> 00:42:02.144 We were worried about Chance! 972 00:42:02.144 --> 00:42:03.979 Don't even. I can smell the prosecco. 973 00:42:04.021 --> 00:42:05.731 It's practically oozing out of your pores. 974 00:42:05.773 --> 00:42:07.483 Olivia, let's go! 975 00:42:07.525 --> 00:42:08.984 Have a good day at school! 976 00:42:09.026 --> 00:42:11.028 Bye, Uncle Noah! 977 00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:15.199 Chance is fine, by the way. Thanks for asking. 978 00:42:15.241 --> 00:42:16.700 [Wade] I'm late for work! 979 00:42:19.912 --> 00:42:22.039 Daddy's just a big-ol' grump, isn't he? 980 00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:24.416 [baby cries] 981 00:42:24.416 --> 00:42:26.168 Isn't he? 982 00:42:26.168 --> 00:42:32.216 [music] 983 00:42:32.258 --> 00:42:34.635 How do I know when they're full? 984 00:42:34.677 --> 00:42:36.762 When it starts beeping, you can stop. 985 00:42:39.974 --> 00:42:42.268 And then I have to burp them? 986 00:42:42.268 --> 00:42:43.936 Yes, you have to burp them. 987 00:42:43.978 --> 00:42:45.980 It's all there in the instructions. 988 00:42:47.106 --> 00:42:50.442 [baby whimpers] 989 00:42:50.484 --> 00:42:53.612 I really appreciate you letting me stay, Uncle Noah. 990 00:42:53.654 --> 00:42:55.281 You don't know how bad I needed this break 991 00:42:55.281 --> 00:42:57.241 from my crazy parents. 992 00:42:58.993 --> 00:43:00.953 And I really appreciate your help with the babies. 993 00:43:00.953 --> 00:43:03.038 But I am way behind on my pitch, 994 00:43:03.038 --> 00:43:07.251 so if you could take Kobe and LeBron to the other room? 995 00:43:07.293 --> 00:43:09.086 Okay, I got you. 996 00:43:19.847 --> 00:43:21.640 Noah? 997 00:43:21.640 --> 00:43:23.475 Meet Two-Tone Celo. 998 00:43:23.475 --> 00:43:25.936 Celo... 999 00:43:25.978 --> 00:43:27.771 meet Noah, my husband. 1000 00:43:29.857 --> 00:43:31.275 What's up, bruh? 1001 00:43:34.987 --> 00:43:38.616 This is a nonsmoking house? 1002 00:43:40.200 --> 00:43:42.119 My bad! 1003 00:43:42.161 --> 00:43:44.330 Hey, thanks for letting me crash here. 1004 00:43:44.371 --> 00:43:47.166 I appreciate it, you feel me? 1005 00:43:47.207 --> 00:43:50.794 Y'all doin' me a solid, for real. 1006 00:43:50.836 --> 00:43:52.129 Oh, oh! 1007 00:43:52.171 --> 00:43:53.797 Two-Tone Celo! 1008 00:43:53.839 --> 00:43:55.215 Uncle Wade, you weren't telling me 1009 00:43:55.215 --> 00:43:57.593 you was workin' with Two-Tone Celo! 1010 00:43:57.635 --> 00:43:59.011 [chuckles] 1011 00:43:59.053 --> 00:44:01.138 Hey, what's up, shawty? 1012 00:44:01.138 --> 00:44:02.306 Oh my god! 1013 00:44:02.348 --> 00:44:03.932 Hey... 1014 00:44:03.974 --> 00:44:07.061 I was listenin' to  Enlarged Heart  just this morning. 1015 00:44:07.102 --> 00:44:10.981 [giggles, shrieks] 1016 00:44:12.066 --> 00:44:14.693 Oh my goodness! So many tattoos. 1017 00:44:14.735 --> 00:44:15.819 [Two-Tone]  Man, I got so many... 1018 00:44:15.861 --> 00:44:18.197 Wade, you can't save every kid. 1019 00:44:18.238 --> 00:44:19.865 I don't have a choice. 1020 00:44:19.865 --> 00:44:21.617 The label posted bond. 1021 00:44:21.617 --> 00:44:24.203 I'm responsible for makin' sure he stays out of trouble 1022 00:44:24.203 --> 00:44:25.871 and gets to his court date. 1023 00:44:25.913 --> 00:44:27.831 What was he arrested for? 1024 00:44:27.873 --> 00:44:29.208 Probation violation. 1025 00:44:29.249 --> 00:44:31.502 What kind of violation? 1026 00:44:31.543 --> 00:44:34.171 A weapons charge? 1027 00:44:35.589 --> 00:44:38.175 You want Bone Thugs and Disharmony 1028 00:44:38.175 --> 00:44:39.593 to stay in our house 1029 00:44:39.635 --> 00:44:41.178 with our impressionable goddaughter? 1030 00:44:41.220 --> 00:44:42.888 -When is she going home? -I don't know! 1031 00:44:42.930 --> 00:44:44.723 [Olivia giggling] 1032 00:44:44.765 --> 00:44:46.141 [Two-Tone] So I got this one to celebrate me 1033 00:44:46.183 --> 00:44:48.727 gettin' outta jail last year. 1034 00:44:48.769 --> 00:44:51.480 -So cool! -Olivia! 1035 00:44:51.522 --> 00:44:53.023 You can go get started on your homework. 1036 00:44:53.065 --> 00:44:54.608 -I don't have any-- -Get some! 1037 00:44:54.650 --> 00:44:57.945 -[baby crying] -Ugh! 1038 00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:01.949 Okay, while you are here, 1039 00:45:01.990 --> 00:45:03.951 you must obey the rules of the house. 1040 00:45:03.992 --> 00:45:06.286 Number one, stay away from my goddaughter. 1041 00:45:06.328 --> 00:45:08.288 Man, me and shawty was just talking! 1042 00:45:08.330 --> 00:45:09.540 Ain't no issue. 1043 00:45:09.581 --> 00:45:11.083 The issue is Olivia is a minor 1044 00:45:11.125 --> 00:45:12.626 and we don't trust your thuggish ass-- 1045 00:45:12.668 --> 00:45:16.130 We just need this to work 'til the end of the week. 1046 00:45:16.130 --> 00:45:17.840 I don't wanna see you lose your freedom 1047 00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:20.050 -or your record deal. -All right, all right! 1048 00:45:20.050 --> 00:45:21.927 I got it! 1049 00:45:21.969 --> 00:45:23.220 Damn! 1050 00:45:23.887 --> 00:45:24.930 Bougie-ass. 1051 00:45:26.098 --> 00:45:27.224 You forgot your shirt! 1052 00:45:32.771 --> 00:45:34.606 You gotta watch that boy. 1053 00:45:34.606 --> 00:45:36.775 If Olivia loses her virginity in our house, 1054 00:45:36.817 --> 00:45:39.236 our twins will be born orphans. 1055 00:45:42.114 --> 00:45:43.615 [glamorous music] 1056 00:45:43.657 --> 00:45:46.869 [intense licking] 1057 00:45:46.910 --> 00:45:48.328 Mmm... [groans] 1058 00:45:48.370 --> 00:45:51.123 ♪ What's underneath the hood ♪ 1059 00:45:51.165 --> 00:45:53.834 Papa, what are you doing? 1060 00:45:55.502 --> 00:45:57.171 You'll wake the babies. 1061 00:45:57.212 --> 00:45:59.798 And the teenagers. 1062 00:45:59.798 --> 00:46:01.383 Don't you have to go to work? 1063 00:46:01.425 --> 00:46:03.635 ♪ Babe, I wanna know I just gotta know ♪ 1064 00:46:03.677 --> 00:46:05.888 After I finish workin' this. 1065 00:46:09.391 --> 00:46:12.102 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1066 00:46:13.103 --> 00:46:15.063 ♪ Make it loud tonight ♪ 1067 00:46:15.105 --> 00:46:18.859 [Two-Tone]  Yo, Wade! Can a brother get a towel? 1068 00:46:18.901 --> 00:46:20.819 [Olivia]  Uncle Noah, are these eggs organic 1069 00:46:20.861 --> 00:46:23.155 or just free range? 1070 00:46:26.408 --> 00:46:27.910 Babe... 1071 00:46:27.951 --> 00:46:29.787 I have meetings all day. 1072 00:46:29.828 --> 00:46:32.498 Can you babysit Two-Tone and the twins? 1073 00:46:32.539 --> 00:46:35.042 [babies crying] 1074 00:46:41.381 --> 00:46:44.426 [baby whimpering] 1075 00:46:44.468 --> 00:46:46.386 How did you get so good with babies? 1076 00:46:48.806 --> 00:46:50.349 I got a son. 1077 00:46:50.390 --> 00:46:52.351 Four years old. 1078 00:46:52.392 --> 00:46:54.645 Wade and the label don't know. 1079 00:46:57.523 --> 00:46:59.650 Your grandmother raised you, right? 1080 00:46:59.691 --> 00:47:01.819 [Two-Tone] 'Till I was 11. 1081 00:47:01.860 --> 00:47:03.612 Then she turned me over to central juvie. 1082 00:47:04.655 --> 00:47:07.866 I ain't gonna lie-- I was bad as hell. 1083 00:47:07.908 --> 00:47:10.118 Eleven years old, stealin' cars and shit 1084 00:47:10.160 --> 00:47:12.329 and not comin' home. 1085 00:47:12.329 --> 00:47:16.124 She was like, "I don't know what to do with him. 1086 00:47:16.166 --> 00:47:17.501 I don't want him to die in the streets." 1087 00:47:17.543 --> 00:47:19.044 So... 1088 00:47:19.086 --> 00:47:20.754 How long were you in juvie? 1089 00:47:20.796 --> 00:47:23.382 In and out about 27 times? 1090 00:47:25.008 --> 00:47:27.302 Where were your parents? 1091 00:47:29.847 --> 00:47:32.307 My mom died when I was two. 1092 00:47:32.349 --> 00:47:34.059 I don't know my dad. 1093 00:47:38.021 --> 00:47:39.565 [Noah] How did she die, if you don't mind me asking? 1094 00:47:41.984 --> 00:47:43.694 She got killed. 1095 00:47:47.155 --> 00:47:48.782 [Noah] What do you know about her? 1096 00:47:50.659 --> 00:47:54.037 It's like folks always say the same stuff. 1097 00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:56.498 Like, y'all act alike. 1098 00:47:56.540 --> 00:47:58.417 Y'all look alike. 1099 00:47:58.458 --> 00:48:02.671 But...I'm never really gonna know, you feel me? 1100 00:48:02.671 --> 00:48:06.049 Me, I don't got no videos, no nothin'. 1101 00:48:07.134 --> 00:48:08.969 All I've got is pictures. 1102 00:48:08.969 --> 00:48:10.804 That's it. 1103 00:48:10.804 --> 00:48:15.392 [melancholy music] 1104 00:48:16.810 --> 00:48:18.437 Whew! 1105 00:48:18.478 --> 00:48:20.981 I don't know about you... 1106 00:48:21.023 --> 00:48:22.649 but I'm famished. 1107 00:48:22.691 --> 00:48:24.776 How about we go downstairs and I'll make us some lunch? 1108 00:48:24.776 --> 00:48:26.278 How about we get some Mickey D's? 1109 00:48:26.320 --> 00:48:27.738 You got Mickey D's money? 1110 00:48:29.740 --> 00:48:31.575 [sighs] No, I do not. 1111 00:48:31.575 --> 00:48:34.411 I will make you some homemade chicken nuggets 1112 00:48:34.411 --> 00:48:36.330 that will change your life. 1113 00:48:36.330 --> 00:48:37.915 Say less. 1114 00:48:41.251 --> 00:48:44.254 [insects chirping] 1115 00:48:47.591 --> 00:48:49.551 [Genevieve]  This is your girl, Lady Genevieve! 1116 00:48:49.551 --> 00:48:52.763 What's up, YouTube land, Twitter land, Instagram land, 1117 00:48:52.804 --> 00:48:57.225 Snapchat, Grindr, Scruff, BGC, Jack'd, 1118 00:48:57.225 --> 00:48:59.895 Facebook, Periscope, and last, but not least, 1119 00:48:59.937 --> 00:49:02.814 every single one of my bitches in color 1120 00:49:02.856 --> 00:49:04.900 from Club Bootnanny, honey! 1121 00:49:04.942 --> 00:49:08.362 And baby, the girls are about to rock the house tonight! 1122 00:49:08.362 --> 00:49:10.614 So if you a hatin'-ass bitch in here, 1123 00:49:10.656 --> 00:49:12.449 I suggest you hang it up! 1124 00:49:12.491 --> 00:49:13.617 ♪ Next caller ♪ 1125 00:49:13.617 --> 00:49:15.369 ♪ There's a hater on the line ♪ 1126 00:49:15.410 --> 00:49:17.913 ♪ Let me block this bitch one more time ♪ 1127 00:49:17.955 --> 00:49:20.165 ♪ You made another page, bitch, that's fine ♪ 1128 00:49:20.207 --> 00:49:21.917 ♪ 'Cause I'ma block your ass one more time ♪ 1129 00:49:21.959 --> 00:49:23.502 ♪ Next caller ♪ 1130 00:49:23.543 --> 00:49:25.087 ♪ Bitch, you callin' talkin' yo shit ♪ 1131 00:49:25.128 --> 00:49:26.755 ♪ Like I'm gon really listen to you ♪ 1132 00:49:26.797 --> 00:49:28.507 ♪ You bitch, you bitch, you bitch ♪ 1133 00:49:28.548 --> 00:49:30.509 ♪ Get a word in, you wish All that hatin' you do ♪ 1134 00:49:30.550 --> 00:49:31.969 ♪ Bitch, you really just need to quit ♪ 1135 00:49:32.010 --> 00:49:33.387 ♪ 'Cause you ain't talkin' 'bout nothin' ♪ 1136 00:49:33.428 --> 00:49:34.680 ♪ You lurkin' stalkin' ass bitch ♪ 1137 00:49:34.721 --> 00:49:35.764 ♪ That flexin' for the gram ♪ 1138 00:49:35.806 --> 00:49:37.182 ♪ Stop it, hoe, you needa quit ♪ 1139 00:49:37.224 --> 00:49:38.642 ♪ All that typin' that you doin' ♪ 1140 00:49:38.684 --> 00:49:40.227 ♪ Like I'm gon' really sit and read it ♪ 1141 00:49:40.268 --> 00:49:42.104 ♪ Usin' up all my data, fuckin' up all my minutes ♪ 1142 00:49:42.145 --> 00:49:43.355 ♪ Some fucknigga that neva hit it ♪ 1143 00:49:43.397 --> 00:49:45.107 ♪ A bitch nigga I never see ♪ 1144 00:49:45.148 --> 00:49:46.984 ♪ There is no reason for you to be callin' me ♪ 1145 00:49:47.025 --> 00:49:48.527 ♪ Swipe left at the first sign of hate ♪ 1146 00:49:48.568 --> 00:49:50.153 ♪ You get deleted Bitch, you blocked ♪ 1147 00:49:50.195 --> 00:49:51.613 ♪ [indistinct] your friend in the beginnin' ♪ 1148 00:49:51.655 --> 00:49:53.156 ♪ Ain't no stoppin' Motor Mouf ♪ 1149 00:49:53.198 --> 00:49:54.700 ♪ You best believe it, bitch, I'm winnin' ♪ 1150 00:49:54.741 --> 00:49:56.076 ♪ Zero followings, bitch ♪ 1151 00:49:56.118 --> 00:49:58.036 ♪ I don't follow hoes, I lead 'em ♪ 1152 00:49:58.078 --> 00:49:59.871 ♪ While you broke-ass bitches be there hatin' on the queen ♪ 1153 00:49:59.913 --> 00:50:02.374 ♪ All yo long-ass messages, I'm sittin' too high to see 'em ♪ 1154 00:50:02.416 --> 00:50:04.835 ♪ Next caller--oh, there's a hater on the line ♪ 1155 00:50:04.876 --> 00:50:06.795 ♪ Let me block this bitch one more time ♪ 1156 00:50:06.837 --> 00:50:08.505 ♪ You made another page, bitch, that's fine ♪ 1157 00:50:08.505 --> 00:50:10.298 ♪ 'Cause I'ma block your ass one more time ♪ 1158 00:50:10.298 --> 00:50:11.341 ♪ Next caller ♪ 1159 00:50:12.884 --> 00:50:15.012 [cheering] 1160 00:50:18.348 --> 00:50:22.394 [cheers and applause] 1161 00:50:25.814 --> 00:50:27.858 [cries] 1162 00:50:29.401 --> 00:50:30.569 Ooh! 1163 00:50:31.820 --> 00:50:33.572 Your terrible toddler videos don't bother me. 1164 00:50:33.572 --> 00:50:35.574 That's why we're hiring a nanny. 1165 00:50:35.615 --> 00:50:37.534 What happened to never becoming one of those Hollywood parents 1166 00:50:37.534 --> 00:50:39.911 who let other people raise their kids? 1167 00:50:39.953 --> 00:50:42.539 Eddie and I both worked and Kenya turned out wonderfully. 1168 00:50:42.581 --> 00:50:45.709 Top of her class at Julliard, starring role in the West End. 1169 00:50:45.751 --> 00:50:47.294 "The absence of a full-time parent 1170 00:50:47.335 --> 00:50:48.587 within the first few years 1171 00:50:48.628 --> 00:50:51.089 can lead to profound psychological problems," 1172 00:50:51.131 --> 00:50:53.300 so say the studies. 1173 00:50:53.341 --> 00:50:54.801 Stop working mom shaming. 1174 00:50:54.843 --> 00:50:55.927 Oh, yes! 1175 00:50:55.969 --> 00:50:57.596 -Bravo! -Brava. 1176 00:50:57.596 --> 00:50:58.930 [applause] 1177 00:50:58.972 --> 00:51:00.766 Noah, how's my baby girl doin'? 1178 00:51:00.807 --> 00:51:02.267 She drivin' you crazy yet? 1179 00:51:02.309 --> 00:51:05.062 She is great, a huge help. 1180 00:51:05.103 --> 00:51:06.271 Dying to come home, though. 1181 00:51:06.271 --> 00:51:07.522 You should pick her up tonight. 1182 00:51:07.564 --> 00:51:08.940 Actually, you think you could watch her 1183 00:51:08.940 --> 00:51:11.359 for just a little while longer? 1184 00:51:11.359 --> 00:51:13.904 Trey and I are enjoying this extended break. 1185 00:51:13.945 --> 00:51:15.947 [Olivia]  So, how many tattoos you have? 1186 00:51:15.989 --> 00:51:17.449 [Two-Tone]  Man, I got so many, I done lost-- 1187 00:51:17.491 --> 00:51:19.076 You say Olivia's doin' good? 1188 00:51:19.117 --> 00:51:21.119 Well, explain this! 1189 00:51:21.161 --> 00:51:24.289 What do you think of transphobic rappers? 1190 00:51:24.331 --> 00:51:26.750 Man, these rappers be cappin' in public? 1191 00:51:26.792 --> 00:51:29.920 But they be slidin' in these trans bitches DM's on the low. 1192 00:51:29.961 --> 00:51:32.339 Would you ever date a trans girl? 1193 00:51:32.380 --> 00:51:33.632 Maybe I already have. 1194 00:51:33.632 --> 00:51:35.175 Who knows? 1195 00:51:35.217 --> 00:51:36.343 I've got a body count. 1196 00:51:37.219 --> 00:51:38.637 [whispers] Yeah. Excuse me. 1197 00:51:41.681 --> 00:51:43.517 [Wade]  Hey, baby. No need to hurry back. 1198 00:51:43.558 --> 00:51:45.352 I've got everything under control. 1199 00:51:45.393 --> 00:51:47.813 If by "under control" you mean our goddaughter 1200 00:51:47.854 --> 00:51:49.815 rolling blunts with a gangbanger on her TikTok Live, 1201 00:51:49.856 --> 00:51:52.609 then yeah, mission accomplished! 1202 00:51:52.609 --> 00:51:54.319 [chuckles] 1203 00:51:55.362 --> 00:51:56.738 It's handled. 1204 00:52:01.368 --> 00:52:03.078 ♪ In the coupe, I'm switchin' lanes, lanes ♪ 1205 00:52:03.078 --> 00:52:04.913 ♪ I stop personal planes, planes ♪ 1206 00:52:04.913 --> 00:52:08.792 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 1207 00:52:08.834 --> 00:52:10.252 So this is Two-Tone "Cee-lo"? 1208 00:52:10.252 --> 00:52:12.003 "Ceh-lo" 1209 00:52:12.003 --> 00:52:13.130 Do you understand? 1210 00:52:13.171 --> 00:52:14.422 Do you understand what he's sayin'? 1211 00:52:14.464 --> 00:52:16.633 -Not a word. -And what's with that name? 1212 00:52:16.633 --> 00:52:20.512 Celo is short for Marcello, his "guvmint" name. 1213 00:52:20.554 --> 00:52:21.805 He's just a kid, really. 1214 00:52:21.847 --> 00:52:24.683 A kid out on bail on a gun charge. 1215 00:52:24.683 --> 00:52:26.101 What? 1216 00:52:26.143 --> 00:52:27.853 That little thug's stayin' at your house 1217 00:52:27.894 --> 00:52:29.437 with my baby Olivia? 1218 00:52:29.479 --> 00:52:31.648 Alex, it's fine. 1219 00:52:31.690 --> 00:52:33.692 We're on top of it. They're never alone together. 1220 00:52:33.733 --> 00:52:36.194 [Alex] Except when they're doing weed tutorials on TikTok. 1221 00:52:36.903 --> 00:52:37.988 [tires screeching] 1222 00:52:38.029 --> 00:52:39.447 [horns honking] 1223 00:52:39.489 --> 00:52:40.866 Oh! 1224 00:52:40.907 --> 00:52:42.033 [shrieking] 1225 00:52:42.075 --> 00:52:43.118 I got the baby! 1226 00:52:43.160 --> 00:52:44.202 [baby crying] 1227 00:52:44.244 --> 00:52:45.495 Bitch, you're crazy! 1228 00:52:45.537 --> 00:52:47.581 What's wrong with you, Ricky? 1229 00:52:47.622 --> 00:52:50.375 That's why you don't carry babies on your lap. 1230 00:52:50.417 --> 00:52:53.378 [babies crying] 1231 00:52:53.420 --> 00:52:54.588 Where are you-- 1232 00:52:58.884 --> 00:53:00.886 Do you think he knows that guy? 1233 00:53:00.886 --> 00:53:02.554 I think he's about to. 1234 00:53:02.596 --> 00:53:03.972 Uh... 1235 00:53:04.014 --> 00:53:06.516 [babies crying] 1236 00:53:06.558 --> 00:53:08.310 [Noah]  Your uncle Ricky's a slut. 1237 00:53:08.351 --> 00:53:09.686 Yes, he is. 1238 00:53:09.728 --> 00:53:11.188 A big old slut! 1239 00:53:12.522 --> 00:53:14.357 [Alex] Child, how many vaccines are we gonna have to get? 1240 00:53:14.357 --> 00:53:16.818 COVID shot, booster shot, monkeypox? 1241 00:53:16.860 --> 00:53:19.362 The end of times is here for sho'! 1242 00:53:20.238 --> 00:53:23.325 Alex Iverson Kirby? 1243 00:53:23.325 --> 00:53:24.492 Please? 1244 00:53:24.534 --> 00:53:25.493 -Thank you, thank you. -Boy... 1245 00:53:25.535 --> 00:53:26.745 [chuckles] 1246 00:53:26.745 --> 00:53:28.330 Being free of Olivia seems to have put 1247 00:53:28.371 --> 00:53:30.582 the minerals back in that marriage. 1248 00:53:37.589 --> 00:53:40.592 Chance N. Counter? 1249 00:53:40.634 --> 00:53:42.928 Your name is Chance N. Counter? 1250 00:53:42.969 --> 00:53:45.931 My middle name is Nigel. 1251 00:53:45.931 --> 00:53:47.599 All these years, and I didn't know your name 1252 00:53:47.641 --> 00:53:49.893 was Chance Encounter? 1253 00:53:49.935 --> 00:53:52.812 [laughter] 1254 00:53:52.812 --> 00:53:54.898 Hey, uh, give me one of those. 1255 00:53:54.940 --> 00:53:56.983 His name is LeBron, not "one of those." 1256 00:53:57.025 --> 00:53:58.902 Hey, little LeBron! 1257 00:53:58.944 --> 00:54:00.779 Daddy's little angel! 1258 00:54:00.779 --> 00:54:02.072 Come on! Come on! 1259 00:54:02.113 --> 00:54:03.531 -Where are you-- -Come on! 1260 00:54:03.573 --> 00:54:05.116 Where does it-- 1261 00:54:06.660 --> 00:54:09.454 I knew Junito movin' to Toronto threw him for a loop, 1262 00:54:09.496 --> 00:54:12.374 but Ricky hasn't acted like that since he was in his twenties! 1263 00:54:12.415 --> 00:54:14.167 [Ricky laughs] 1264 00:54:14.209 --> 00:54:15.919 [Noah] He's going through something. 1265 00:54:18.421 --> 00:54:21.633 Good grief! Is Ricky pimping your baby? 1266 00:54:21.633 --> 00:54:23.468 This is getting out of hand. 1267 00:54:23.510 --> 00:54:25.762 -Ricky! -[chuckles] 1268 00:54:25.804 --> 00:54:27.764 I am so sorry. Time for Lebron's nap. 1269 00:54:27.764 --> 00:54:29.224 [Ricky] Ow! Ow, ow! 1270 00:54:29.266 --> 00:54:30.600 No-ah! 1271 00:54:30.600 --> 00:54:31.768 He's a stupid doll-- 1272 00:54:31.810 --> 00:54:33.895 He is not a stupid doll! 1273 00:54:33.937 --> 00:54:36.606 It's your audition to be the twins' godfather. 1274 00:54:36.648 --> 00:54:38.316 Who said I want to be anybody's godfather? 1275 00:54:38.358 --> 00:54:40.610 You did! At the baby shower! 1276 00:54:40.652 --> 00:54:42.404 Well, it was a stupid thing to say. 1277 00:54:42.445 --> 00:54:43.863 I might not even be around anyway. 1278 00:54:43.905 --> 00:54:45.198 What are you-- 1279 00:54:45.240 --> 00:54:47.325 What are you talking about? 1280 00:54:49.661 --> 00:54:51.621 I have cancer. 1281 00:54:51.663 --> 00:54:56.334 [somber music] 1282 00:55:03.216 --> 00:55:05.135 [Ricky]  So it's either remove a testicle 1283 00:55:05.176 --> 00:55:07.178 or go through radiotherapy. 1284 00:55:07.220 --> 00:55:09.514 Radiotherapy should shrink the tumor 1285 00:55:09.556 --> 00:55:12.267 and keep the cancer from spreading. 1286 00:55:12.309 --> 00:55:16.938 With luck, I shouldn't have to have surgery at all. 1287 00:55:16.980 --> 00:55:18.648 What did the doctor advise? 1288 00:55:21.359 --> 00:55:23.153 Surgery. 1289 00:55:23.194 --> 00:55:25.822 Then shouldn't you do that? 1290 00:55:25.864 --> 00:55:28.366 I'm quite fond of my balls. They've served me well. 1291 00:55:28.408 --> 00:55:30.201 I'd like to keep both of them. 1292 00:55:30.243 --> 00:55:32.162 But if the doctor's saying that surgery's your best option-- 1293 00:55:32.203 --> 00:55:33.371 I don't want to have surgery, Noah, 1294 00:55:33.371 --> 00:55:35.040 so please don't do your usual thing 1295 00:55:35.081 --> 00:55:37.751 of trying to convince me to do what you think is best. 1296 00:55:39.502 --> 00:55:41.588 I just need you to support my decision, 1297 00:55:41.629 --> 00:55:45.133 -and if you can't do that-- -Okay, okay. 1298 00:55:45.175 --> 00:55:46.509 I got you. 1299 00:55:48.887 --> 00:55:51.389 Then don't tell the others. 1300 00:55:53.099 --> 00:55:55.685 But they're your family. 1301 00:55:55.727 --> 00:55:57.896 Alex will make it all about him and... 1302 00:55:57.937 --> 00:56:01.900 Chance is barely holding it together. 1303 00:56:01.941 --> 00:56:04.527 It wouldn't be fair for me to dump all my shit on him. 1304 00:56:08.031 --> 00:56:09.491 Promise, Noah. 1305 00:56:10.283 --> 00:56:13.203 -I promise. -Not even Wade. 1306 00:56:13.244 --> 00:56:14.412 Not even my hus-- 1307 00:56:15.997 --> 00:56:17.624 Okay, fine. 1308 00:56:17.665 --> 00:56:19.042 Not even Wade. 1309 00:56:30.553 --> 00:56:32.097 ♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪ 1310 00:56:32.097 --> 00:56:34.766 ♪ Uh, uh, uh-uh, uh ♪ 1311 00:56:34.808 --> 00:56:37.060 [baby whimpers] 1312 00:56:39.729 --> 00:56:41.189 Hey! 1313 00:56:41.231 --> 00:56:43.775 Everything's just about ready for Nana LaDonya. 1314 00:56:43.817 --> 00:56:45.110 I'm gonna put the babies in those cute 1315 00:56:45.151 --> 00:56:46.569 Laker onesies you got them. 1316 00:56:46.611 --> 00:56:48.905 Oh! What if she's not a fan? 1317 00:56:48.947 --> 00:56:50.573 Better go with the bunnies. 1318 00:56:50.615 --> 00:56:52.992 What's wrong? Where's Two-Tone? 1319 00:56:53.034 --> 00:56:55.870 -In jail. -What happened? 1320 00:56:55.912 --> 00:56:57.414 Doesn't matter. He took off, 1321 00:56:57.455 --> 00:56:59.124 then I get a call he's back in jail. 1322 00:56:59.165 --> 00:57:01.292 Stupid kid blew it. 1323 00:57:01.334 --> 00:57:03.002 But you're going down there, right? 1324 00:57:03.044 --> 00:57:04.963 -You've still got time. -What's the point? 1325 00:57:04.963 --> 00:57:09.134 -Nothin' I can do. -But you could try. 1326 00:57:09.134 --> 00:57:10.885 Don't act like you care now. 1327 00:57:10.927 --> 00:57:12.220 You got what you wanted. 1328 00:57:12.220 --> 00:57:14.431 Thug's out your house! 1329 00:57:14.472 --> 00:57:16.224 It's just like you said. 1330 00:57:16.266 --> 00:57:18.143 Not every kid can be saved. 1331 00:57:18.184 --> 00:57:19.644 I'm going to take a shower. 1332 00:57:19.686 --> 00:57:21.688 Ooh... 1333 00:57:21.729 --> 00:57:26.651 [music] 1334 00:57:29.070 --> 00:57:30.405 Thanks. 1335 00:57:33.825 --> 00:57:35.493 Hi, I'm here for Two-Tone-- 1336 00:57:35.535 --> 00:57:37.745 um, Marcello Murphy? 1337 00:57:37.787 --> 00:57:39.289 [indistinct chatter] [phone ringing] 1338 00:57:43.168 --> 00:57:45.712 [baby whimpering] 1339 00:57:48.047 --> 00:57:50.592 Sir, I told you, there's nothing I can do. 1340 00:57:50.633 --> 00:57:52.177 You're the arresting officer. 1341 00:57:52.218 --> 00:57:54.095 -If you amend the report-- -Whoa! 1342 00:57:54.137 --> 00:57:57.974 The LAPD does not amend reports. 1343 00:57:58.016 --> 00:57:59.684 I mean, the kid got a rap sheet a mile long. 1344 00:57:59.726 --> 00:58:00.810 Exactly! 1345 00:58:00.852 --> 00:58:02.687 He's just a kid! 1346 00:58:02.729 --> 00:58:04.731 He's had every strike against him since the day he was born. 1347 00:58:04.772 --> 00:58:07.150 Now he's finally got a shot. 1348 00:58:07.192 --> 00:58:10.737 Listen, I know he messed up. 1349 00:58:10.778 --> 00:58:12.530 But can't you give the kid a break? 1350 00:58:12.572 --> 00:58:16.117 [baby whimpering] 1351 00:58:30.298 --> 00:58:33.051 Is that an autographed We Are the Dead  t-shirt? 1352 00:58:35.595 --> 00:58:37.305 Yeah... 1353 00:58:37.347 --> 00:58:39.224 Are you a fan? 1354 00:58:41.017 --> 00:58:42.685 Ooh! 1355 00:58:42.727 --> 00:58:44.812 Am I fan? 1356 00:58:44.854 --> 00:58:46.856 Yeah! 1357 00:58:51.236 --> 00:58:53.112 [dinging] 1358 00:58:54.447 --> 00:58:56.950 [indistinct chatter] [phone ringing] 1359 00:59:00.453 --> 00:59:02.247 [Two-Tone] Where Wade at? 1360 00:59:02.288 --> 00:59:04.290 At home, where I should be, 1361 00:59:04.290 --> 00:59:06.668 instead of here dealin' with your ass. 1362 00:59:06.709 --> 00:59:08.628 What happened? 1363 00:59:08.670 --> 00:59:10.171 Got jammed up. 1364 00:59:10.213 --> 00:59:11.464 What did you do? 1365 00:59:13.007 --> 00:59:14.384 This about your son? 1366 00:59:16.094 --> 00:59:18.179 His mom ain't doin' so good. 1367 00:59:18.179 --> 00:59:20.181 Got a call from the neighbor and... 1368 00:59:20.223 --> 00:59:21.975 You know, I ain't supposed to be over there. 1369 00:59:22.016 --> 00:59:24.727 Had to go see about him. 1370 00:59:24.769 --> 00:59:26.396 -Is he okay? -Yeah. 1371 00:59:26.437 --> 00:59:28.523 I called my auntie to come get him. 1372 00:59:28.565 --> 00:59:29.941 But I got jammed up. 1373 00:59:29.983 --> 00:59:31.776 Why? 1374 00:59:31.818 --> 00:59:34.445 Last time we got into it 'cause she left him alone for two days. 1375 00:59:34.487 --> 00:59:36.406 She claimed abuse and she got a restraining order. 1376 00:59:39.158 --> 00:59:42.203 My whole life, I ain't never had nobody. 1377 00:59:42.245 --> 00:59:45.081 I just want my son to know it's at least one person 1378 00:59:45.123 --> 00:59:46.791 that's always gonna be there. 1379 00:59:46.833 --> 00:59:49.252 [indistinct chatter] 1380 00:59:52.088 --> 00:59:54.924 Okay. Let's go. 1381 00:59:57.594 --> 00:59:58.469 Hey, what happened to your shirt? 1382 00:59:58.511 --> 00:59:59.971 Shut up! 1383 00:59:59.971 --> 01:00:03.933 [mischievous music] 1384 01:00:05.310 --> 01:00:07.478 I was a little skeptical at first. 1385 01:00:07.520 --> 01:00:09.397 I mean, the whole thing seemed silly. 1386 01:00:09.439 --> 01:00:11.482 But the more we got into it, 1387 01:00:11.524 --> 01:00:13.401 the more real that it felt. 1388 01:00:13.443 --> 01:00:16.112 Overall, I would say that it made us 1389 01:00:16.112 --> 01:00:19.115 much more prepared for the real thing. 1390 01:00:19.115 --> 01:00:22.493 What was the most surprising aspect? 1391 01:00:22.493 --> 01:00:24.954 That you really don't get a break. 1392 01:00:24.996 --> 01:00:27.248 I mean, babies aren't like pets. 1393 01:00:27.290 --> 01:00:29.292 They need attention all the time. 1394 01:00:29.334 --> 01:00:32.003 And I knew that, but I didn't  know  that. 1395 01:00:32.045 --> 01:00:33.630 You know? 1396 01:00:33.630 --> 01:00:35.173 [door opens] 1397 01:00:35.173 --> 01:00:39.260 Hi, I am so sorry I'm late! 1398 01:00:39.302 --> 01:00:44.349 Had a little family emergency. 1399 01:00:44.390 --> 01:00:45.892 Hope you can forgive me. 1400 01:00:45.892 --> 01:00:47.518 And I'm sure you're wondering-- 1401 01:00:47.518 --> 01:00:50.188 The only thing I'm wondering, Mr. Nicholson-Robinson, 1402 01:00:50.188 --> 01:00:55.193 -is where are the babies? -Oh, the-- 1403 01:00:55.193 --> 01:00:57.612 [Two-Tone] Hey, yo, Noah! That back tire a little flat. 1404 01:00:57.654 --> 01:00:59.364 That's what the light on the dash mean... 1405 01:01:00.948 --> 01:01:05.995 Nana, this is Marcello, Wade's...work client. 1406 01:01:09.165 --> 01:01:12.377 Well, I think I have everything I need. 1407 01:01:12.418 --> 01:01:14.337 I'll be taking the babies now. 1408 01:01:18.216 --> 01:01:20.718 Oh, watch the head, watch the head. 1409 01:01:25.723 --> 01:01:28.726 The agency will be in touch after evaluating the data 1410 01:01:28.768 --> 01:01:30.728 from the Reality Babies 1411 01:01:30.770 --> 01:01:34.190 and evaluating our exit interview. 1412 01:01:34.774 --> 01:01:36.067 I get it. 1413 01:01:36.109 --> 01:01:37.527 We're a mess. 1414 01:01:37.527 --> 01:01:39.737 But we are trying to be good at this. 1415 01:01:39.737 --> 01:01:41.197 We're not shopping for a super nanny 1416 01:01:41.239 --> 01:01:43.199 who will do everything for us. 1417 01:01:43.241 --> 01:01:44.701 We're hoping for someone who will teach us 1418 01:01:44.742 --> 01:01:47.036 not to need her. 1419 01:01:47.078 --> 01:01:50.039 And we're willing to do whatever it takes to convince you. 1420 01:01:50.081 --> 01:01:53.000 Name it. Whatever it takes. 1421 01:01:53.042 --> 01:01:58.923 [music] 1422 01:01:58.965 --> 01:02:00.842 [door opens] 1423 01:02:10.768 --> 01:02:16.733 [laidback, mellow music] 1424 01:02:16.774 --> 01:02:20.278 [Eddie]  Babe, guess what? Your tulips bloomed! 1425 01:02:20.319 --> 01:02:21.738 I'm not even gonna shower. 1426 01:02:21.738 --> 01:02:25.116 I know how you like me all sweaty. 1427 01:02:27.452 --> 01:02:30.747 Look at what you're missin'--my pecan pancakes. 1428 01:02:32.999 --> 01:02:35.293 You know, when I think of cakes, 1429 01:02:35.293 --> 01:02:37.170 your chocolate booty comes to mind. 1430 01:02:38.379 --> 01:02:40.798 I got something to show you when you get home. 1431 01:02:42.383 --> 01:02:45.511 Make no mistake, Professor, you are the love of my life 1432 01:02:45.511 --> 01:02:47.638 and the little life we have. 1433 01:02:47.680 --> 01:02:49.307 Now hurry home. 1434 01:02:49.348 --> 01:02:51.976 Your needy lover is awaiting. 1435 01:02:52.018 --> 01:02:53.936 [phone chimes] 1436 01:03:01.611 --> 01:03:04.071 [insects chirping] 1437 01:03:05.990 --> 01:03:11.120 ♪ Every shadow in this bar is of you ♪ 1438 01:03:12.538 --> 01:03:14.373 [laughs] 1439 01:03:19.170 --> 01:03:21.631 When you first suggested this, I thought you were crazy, 1440 01:03:21.631 --> 01:03:23.591 but I'm lovin' it! 1441 01:03:23.591 --> 01:03:25.676 Shit, folks sleep on this country tea dance, 1442 01:03:25.676 --> 01:03:27.261 but it's really fun, right? 1443 01:03:27.303 --> 01:03:28.888 Yeah! 1444 01:03:31.349 --> 01:03:35.978 [song ends] 1445 01:03:37.188 --> 01:03:39.774 [  Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain  plays] 1446 01:03:39.774 --> 01:03:41.317 [laughs] 1447 01:03:41.359 --> 01:03:46.155 ♪ In the twilight glow, I see you ♪ 1448 01:03:48.366 --> 01:03:49.575 ♪ Blue eyes crying... ♪ 1449 01:03:49.617 --> 01:03:51.828 I'm, I'm sorry. 1450 01:03:51.869 --> 01:03:54.497 ♪ In the rain ♪ 1451 01:03:56.582 --> 01:04:00.753 ♪ When we kiss goodbye... ♪ 1452 01:04:02.630 --> 01:04:04.757 Chance? 1453 01:04:04.799 --> 01:04:06.175 You okay? What's wrong? 1454 01:04:08.261 --> 01:04:11.764 That song... 1455 01:04:11.806 --> 01:04:13.474 That Olivia Newton-John song 1456 01:04:13.516 --> 01:04:16.060 was my late husband Eddie's favorite. 1457 01:04:18.604 --> 01:04:20.982 I am not ready to date. 1458 01:04:21.023 --> 01:04:23.317 My friends mean well, but I just-- 1459 01:04:23.359 --> 01:04:24.735 No one knows what it's like? 1460 01:04:25.778 --> 01:04:27.238 I think I have an idea. 1461 01:04:32.994 --> 01:04:34.537 Dwayne. 1462 01:04:34.579 --> 01:04:37.915 I miss him every day. 1463 01:04:37.957 --> 01:04:41.043 What do you miss most about him? 1464 01:04:41.085 --> 01:04:42.712 The way he looked at me. 1465 01:04:44.755 --> 01:04:47.008 [somber music] 1466 01:04:47.049 --> 01:04:50.219 I miss being the light of someone's eyes. 1467 01:04:52.972 --> 01:04:55.600 That is not easy to find. 1468 01:04:55.641 --> 01:04:56.642 Yeah. 1469 01:04:57.685 --> 01:04:58.769 It gets easier. 1470 01:05:01.022 --> 01:05:02.481 A little. 1471 01:05:04.358 --> 01:05:06.611 How did Eddie die? 1472 01:05:06.652 --> 01:05:08.863 A pulmonary embolism. 1473 01:05:08.905 --> 01:05:13.618 He collapsed at work and he was gone just like that. 1474 01:05:13.618 --> 01:05:15.661 At least I know he didn't suffer. 1475 01:05:15.661 --> 01:05:20.124 But, if you don't mind, I would like to hear more about Dwayne. 1476 01:05:21.542 --> 01:05:23.085 Sure. 1477 01:05:23.127 --> 01:05:24.712 We met in grad school. 1478 01:05:24.754 --> 01:05:29.467 Uh, at this, like, Janet Jackson costume party. 1479 01:05:29.508 --> 01:05:32.219 You know, I came as, like Rhythm Nation  Janet, you know? 1480 01:05:32.219 --> 01:05:33.095 [knocking on door] Yeah. 1481 01:05:42.688 --> 01:05:44.982 Promise you won't be mad. 1482 01:05:47.443 --> 01:05:51.447 [gentle music] 1483 01:05:54.867 --> 01:05:56.285 Aren't you gonna invite me in? 1484 01:06:04.001 --> 01:06:08.005 [cries softly] 1485 01:06:15.471 --> 01:06:18.015 -I'm so scared. -I know. 1486 01:06:20.017 --> 01:06:21.936 [sighs] 1487 01:06:21.978 --> 01:06:25.648 There are new protocols all the time. 1488 01:06:25.648 --> 01:06:28.651 But ultimately, it's up to you which treatment you choose. 1489 01:06:30.736 --> 01:06:33.030 But whatever you do... 1490 01:06:33.072 --> 01:06:34.699 you're not gonna go through it alone. 1491 01:06:36.075 --> 01:06:37.535 Except in the end, I do. 1492 01:06:37.535 --> 01:06:39.578 No, I'll be right by your side. 1493 01:06:41.163 --> 01:06:43.416 Especially if you take me up on my offer to come to Toronto. 1494 01:06:44.166 --> 01:06:45.918 I'm telling you, our hospital has 1495 01:06:45.960 --> 01:06:48.838 one of the best testicular cancer experts in the world. 1496 01:06:49.880 --> 01:06:51.173 I'll think about it. 1497 01:06:54.260 --> 01:06:55.720 I will. 1498 01:06:57.013 --> 01:07:07.356 [music] 1499 01:07:08.482 --> 01:07:11.527 [traffic] 1500 01:07:17.283 --> 01:07:23.205 [  Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain  plays] 1501 01:07:23.247 --> 01:07:29.378 ♪ In the twilight glow, I see you ♪ 1502 01:07:31.505 --> 01:07:37.344 ♪ Blue eyes crying in the rain ♪ 1503 01:07:39.722 --> 01:07:45.561 ♪ When we kissed goodbye and parted ♪ 1504 01:07:47.730 --> 01:07:49.607 ♪ I knew we'd never meet again ♪ 1505 01:07:49.648 --> 01:07:50.900 Eddie. 1506 01:07:55.279 --> 01:07:57.239 May I have his dance? 1507 01:07:57.281 --> 01:08:02.620 ♪ Love is like a dyin' ember ♪ 1508 01:08:03.996 --> 01:08:10.586 ♪ And only memories remain ♪ 1509 01:08:11.921 --> 01:08:18.219 ♪ And through the ages, I'll remember ♪ 1510 01:08:19.886 --> 01:08:21.846 ♪ Blue eyes crying in the rain ♪ 1511 01:08:21.889 --> 01:08:23.224 Eddie... 1512 01:08:26.977 --> 01:08:31.023 Eddie, I am trying to move on. 1513 01:08:31.023 --> 01:08:32.566 I really am. 1514 01:08:34.401 --> 01:08:40.241 But I need you to give me a sign, anything... 1515 01:08:40.282 --> 01:08:42.910 just so I know it's okay. 1516 01:08:44.120 --> 01:08:48.499 ♪ Blue eyes crying in the rain ♪ 1517 01:08:48.541 --> 01:08:52.002 It's okay, Chance. 1518 01:08:52.044 --> 01:08:53.462 It's okay. 1519 01:08:53.504 --> 01:08:58.509 ♪ Some day when we meet up yonder ♪ 1520 01:09:00.803 --> 01:09:01.804 ♪ We'll... ♪ 1521 01:09:02.888 --> 01:09:06.433 [insects chirping] 1522 01:09:06.433 --> 01:09:11.479 [pants] 1523 01:09:13.439 --> 01:09:18.988 [gentle music] 1524 01:09:21.657 --> 01:09:26.036 [funky music] 1525 01:09:26.078 --> 01:09:28.247 ♪ Mm ♪ 1526 01:09:28.288 --> 01:09:29.497 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1527 01:09:29.540 --> 01:09:31.292 Ooh, baby! 1528 01:09:31.332 --> 01:09:32.835 Stuntin' on 'em like that? 1529 01:09:32.877 --> 01:09:34.211 You know how we do. 1530 01:09:34.920 --> 01:09:35.754 Heard anything from-- 1531 01:09:35.754 --> 01:09:36.881 [indistinct] 1532 01:09:36.921 --> 01:09:39.216 Don't jinx it by speaking her name. 1533 01:09:39.258 --> 01:09:42.011 I turned in my pitch and I let it go. 1534 01:09:42.051 --> 01:09:43.679 It was a long shot at best. 1535 01:09:43.679 --> 01:09:45.514 She's probably considering a bunch of writers. 1536 01:09:45.555 --> 01:09:47.474 I'm just happy to have been asked. 1537 01:09:47.515 --> 01:09:49.143 Cheers, baby. 1538 01:09:49.185 --> 01:09:51.145 Hey yo, can I get some of that? 1539 01:09:51.187 --> 01:09:52.020 Sure! 1540 01:09:52.062 --> 01:09:53.606 As soon as you turn 21. 1541 01:09:53.647 --> 01:09:55.149 And why aren't you dressed? 1542 01:09:55.191 --> 01:09:56.400 This is what I wear to the club. 1543 01:09:56.442 --> 01:09:58.027 No, not this club. Go put on a shirt. 1544 01:09:58.068 --> 01:10:01.572 My ink is my shirt, man! 1545 01:10:01.614 --> 01:10:02.573 Go! 1546 01:10:02.615 --> 01:10:03.532 You stay trippin'! 1547 01:10:03.574 --> 01:10:04.867 Mm-hmm! 1548 01:10:04.909 --> 01:10:06.577 Be outside. 1549 01:10:08.245 --> 01:10:12.750 ♪ You find a good thing just the way that I found mine ♪ 1550 01:10:12.791 --> 01:10:14.835 ♪ What is this good? I just can't keep it to myself ♪ 1551 01:10:14.877 --> 01:10:15.628 Kids. 1552 01:10:17.129 --> 01:10:19.048 [video playing on phone] 1553 01:10:20.883 --> 01:10:24.386 Is that what you're wearing to Bootnanny's 10-year annivesary? 1554 01:10:24.428 --> 01:10:26.972 I told you I'm not going. 1555 01:10:28.307 --> 01:10:29.934 But it's to celebrate your father. 1556 01:10:29.975 --> 01:10:31.101 [Olivia] My father? 1557 01:10:31.143 --> 01:10:32.311 The man who thinks "misgendering" 1558 01:10:32.311 --> 01:10:33.938 is some sort of trans beauty pageant? 1559 01:10:33.979 --> 01:10:36.398 -[laughs] -It's not funny, Uncle Noah. 1560 01:10:39.318 --> 01:10:40.903 You're a lot like him. 1561 01:10:40.945 --> 01:10:43.113 You know that. 1562 01:10:43.113 --> 01:10:45.491 Where do you think you got your courage 1563 01:10:45.532 --> 01:10:48.911 to stand in your truth at such a young age? 1564 01:10:55.960 --> 01:11:00.631 [insects chirping] 1565 01:11:00.673 --> 01:11:02.007 Let me hit that. 1566 01:11:05.469 --> 01:11:07.429 [Two-Tone] Hey, um... 1567 01:11:07.429 --> 01:11:09.431 appreciate you sending out your dude to get me out. 1568 01:11:10.349 --> 01:11:12.393 My husband. 1569 01:11:12.434 --> 01:11:14.103 And I didn't send him. He went on his own. 1570 01:11:14.144 --> 01:11:15.562 -If it was up to me-- -I get it. 1571 01:11:15.604 --> 01:11:17.481 It ain't personal. 1572 01:11:17.523 --> 01:11:19.316 I'm just yo' artist. 1573 01:11:19.358 --> 01:11:20.859 You just my A&R. 1574 01:11:24.071 --> 01:11:26.073 We'll see about getting you a lawyer. 1575 01:11:26.115 --> 01:11:27.992 Take care of this whole custody thing. 1576 01:11:28.033 --> 01:11:30.786 [insects chirping] 1577 01:11:32.538 --> 01:11:34.456 Appreciate it, man. 1578 01:11:36.375 --> 01:11:40.254 [gentle music] 1579 01:11:53.225 --> 01:11:54.977 ♪ Though I wanna ♪ 1580 01:11:55.019 --> 01:11:57.187 ♪ Run away ♪ 1581 01:11:57.229 --> 01:11:59.189 ♪ Things just happen ♪ 1582 01:11:59.189 --> 01:12:01.358 ♪ Seasons change ♪ 1583 01:12:01.400 --> 01:12:02.735 ♪ Time is ticking ♪ 1584 01:12:04.320 --> 01:12:05.362 That's okay. 1585 01:12:05.404 --> 01:12:06.822 Thank you, girl. 1586 01:12:06.864 --> 01:12:08.365 Somebody here to see you, girl. 1587 01:12:11.827 --> 01:12:13.537 Hey. 1588 01:12:13.579 --> 01:12:16.040 Hey. Come in. 1589 01:12:16.081 --> 01:12:17.041 Ladies, let's give them a minute. 1590 01:12:19.710 --> 01:12:20.878 Let's give them a minute. 1591 01:12:24.048 --> 01:12:25.507 Have a seat. 1592 01:12:29.887 --> 01:12:31.347 Put it in. 1593 01:12:32.556 --> 01:12:35.017 Rub it across your cheeks ever so lightly. 1594 01:12:35.726 --> 01:12:37.186 Brush it up. 1595 01:12:37.227 --> 01:12:38.562 That's it. 1596 01:12:40.439 --> 01:12:45.027 I remember, growing up, there was no talk about nothin' gay. 1597 01:12:45.069 --> 01:12:48.572 They didn't even have the "T" in the LGBT back then. 1598 01:12:48.614 --> 01:12:51.533 But I remember them talkin' about this guy named Bootnanny. 1599 01:12:51.575 --> 01:12:54.286 He used to prance around in women's heels 1600 01:12:54.328 --> 01:12:56.747 and carry a purse and twirl a baton. 1601 01:12:56.789 --> 01:13:01.377 And he didn't give two hoots about what anyone thought. 1602 01:13:01.418 --> 01:13:03.295 Even if they called him all kind of punks and sissy 1603 01:13:03.337 --> 01:13:05.756 and everything but a child of God, 1604 01:13:05.756 --> 01:13:08.759 there was always a air of respect 1605 01:13:08.801 --> 01:13:11.095 when they spoke his name. 1606 01:13:11.136 --> 01:13:13.055 And if anybody came for Bootnanny, 1607 01:13:13.097 --> 01:13:14.807 oh baby, he would let them have it. 1608 01:13:15.974 --> 01:13:18.102 I never met him. 1609 01:13:18.143 --> 01:13:20.604 But just knowin' someone like him existed 1610 01:13:20.646 --> 01:13:23.565 in a place like Hattiesburg 1611 01:13:23.607 --> 01:13:25.776 inspired me to be myself 1612 01:13:25.776 --> 01:13:27.486 and not care what anyone thought. 1613 01:13:29.905 --> 01:13:35.119 So, I call the place Bootnanny's 1614 01:13:35.119 --> 01:13:37.704 to honor all the Bootnannys out there 1615 01:13:37.746 --> 01:13:42.251 who made it possible for me and for you to be ourselves. 1616 01:13:46.463 --> 01:13:47.965 You know what would be cute? 1617 01:13:48.006 --> 01:13:49.758 Like, a little updo or something. 1618 01:13:49.800 --> 01:13:51.218 Ooh! 1619 01:13:52.511 --> 01:13:56.348 ♪ But really knows ♪ 1620 01:13:56.390 --> 01:14:00.811 ♪ That you devise what a child ♪ 1621 01:14:00.811 --> 01:14:03.981 ♪ Gets for free ♪ 1622 01:14:03.981 --> 01:14:09.653 ♪ Can loving be that way once for me? ♪ 1623 01:14:11.530 --> 01:14:15.492 ♪ Come on and hold me tight ♪ 1624 01:14:15.534 --> 01:14:19.746 ♪ Don't turn off the light ♪ 1625 01:14:19.746 --> 01:14:22.749 ♪ Just let your words embrace me ♪ 1626 01:14:22.791 --> 01:14:26.128 ♪ Like a father's loving arms ♪ 1627 01:14:26.170 --> 01:14:29.965 ♪ Protect me from the night ♪ 1628 01:14:29.965 --> 01:14:34.261 ♪ It will be all right ♪ 1629 01:14:34.303 --> 01:14:40.017 ♪ Tonight I'm just a little girl ♪ 1630 01:14:43.979 --> 01:14:48.358 ♪ Come on and hold me tight ♪ 1631 01:14:48.358 --> 01:14:52.070 ♪ Don't turn off the light ♪ 1632 01:14:52.112 --> 01:14:55.365 ♪ Just let your words embrace me ♪ 1633 01:14:55.365 --> 01:14:59.036 ♪ Like a father's loving arms ♪ 1634 01:14:59.077 --> 01:15:02.164 ♪ Protect me from the night ♪ 1635 01:15:02.206 --> 01:15:06.126 ♪ It will be all right ♪ 1636 01:15:06.126 --> 01:15:11.632 ♪ 'Cause tonight I'm just a little girl ♪ 1637 01:15:11.673 --> 01:15:13.842 ♪ Ooh, come on and ♪ 1638 01:15:13.842 --> 01:15:16.512 ♪ Hold me tight ♪ 1639 01:15:16.553 --> 01:15:19.515 ♪ Don't turn off the light ♪ 1640 01:15:19.556 --> 01:15:23.644 ♪ Whoa, just let your words embrace me ♪ 1641 01:15:23.685 --> 01:15:27.189 ♪ Like a father's loving arms ♪ 1642 01:15:27.231 --> 01:15:30.359 ♪ Protect me from the night ♪ 1643 01:15:30.359 --> 01:15:33.737 ♪ It will be all right ♪ 1644 01:15:33.737 --> 01:15:36.865 ♪ Oh, tonight ♪ 1645 01:15:36.907 --> 01:15:41.995 ♪ I am just your little ♪ 1646 01:15:42.037 --> 01:15:46.542 ♪ Girl ♪ 1647 01:15:47.417 --> 01:15:51.213 [cheers and applause] 1648 01:15:56.009 --> 01:16:00.681 [uptempo dance music] 1649 01:16:03.350 --> 01:16:05.561 ♪ I've got this feeling ♪ 1650 01:16:05.602 --> 01:16:07.396 ♪ And I can't sh, sh, shake it off ♪ 1651 01:16:07.437 --> 01:16:09.648 ♪ Whenever he's near me ♪ 1652 01:16:09.690 --> 01:16:11.525 ♪ I get these chills all in my bones ♪ 1653 01:16:11.525 --> 01:16:15.737 ♪ But tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight ♪ 1654 01:16:15.779 --> 01:16:18.156 ♪ He belongs to the city (He belongs to the city) ♪ 1655 01:16:18.198 --> 01:16:19.908 ♪ Yes he does, oh, yes he does ♪ 1656 01:16:19.950 --> 01:16:21.785 ♪ I've got this feeling ♪ 1657 01:16:21.827 --> 01:16:23.662 ♪ And I can't sh, sh, shake it off ♪ 1658 01:16:23.704 --> 01:16:25.872 ♪ Whenever it's near me (Whenever) ♪ 1659 01:16:25.914 --> 01:16:27.833 ♪ I get these chills all in my bones ♪ 1660 01:16:27.833 --> 01:16:31.044 ♪ But tonight, tonight ♪ 1661 01:16:31.086 --> 01:16:32.796 Oh, oh, oh, can we have two of those? 1662 01:16:32.838 --> 01:16:34.214 Ah, here you go, sexy. 1663 01:16:34.256 --> 01:16:36.091 Oh! Thank you! 1664 01:16:38.051 --> 01:16:39.928 You know, once the twins get here, 1665 01:16:39.970 --> 01:16:44.099 it's officially the end of fun, so, bottom's up? 1666 01:16:44.141 --> 01:16:45.809 Bottom's up. 1667 01:16:45.851 --> 01:16:48.937 ♪ I feel someone behind me, hands around my waist ♪ 1668 01:16:48.979 --> 01:16:52.441 ♪ Turn myself around, it's lookin' right in my face ♪ 1669 01:16:52.441 --> 01:16:54.610 ♪ I got this feeling ♪ 1670 01:16:54.651 --> 01:16:56.570 ♪ And I can't sh, sh, shake it off ♪ 1671 01:16:56.570 --> 01:16:58.488 ♪ Whenever he's near me ♪ 1672 01:16:58.488 --> 01:17:00.866 ♪ I get these chills all in my bones ♪ 1673 01:17:00.907 --> 01:17:04.620 ♪ But tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight ♪ 1674 01:17:04.661 --> 01:17:05.954 ♪ He belongs to the city ♪ 1675 01:17:08.248 --> 01:17:10.667 Well... 1676 01:17:10.709 --> 01:17:12.544 Thank you for telling me. 1677 01:17:12.586 --> 01:17:14.588 We're here for you, Ricky. 1678 01:17:14.630 --> 01:17:16.173 I know it doesn't solve anything, 1679 01:17:16.173 --> 01:17:18.467 but we are always here for you. 1680 01:17:22.596 --> 01:17:24.181 Mwah, mwah, mwah! 1681 01:17:25.474 --> 01:17:26.683 Ah. 1682 01:17:27.726 --> 01:17:28.810 What? 1683 01:17:28.852 --> 01:17:30.020 Is there something else? 1684 01:17:31.772 --> 01:17:33.398 Can you tell Alex? 1685 01:17:33.440 --> 01:17:34.650 Tell him... 1686 01:17:36.985 --> 01:17:38.445 [Ricky] I know he's just gonna hoop and holler 1687 01:17:38.487 --> 01:17:41.531 like some kind of holy ghost-filled church lady. 1688 01:17:41.573 --> 01:17:43.033 I really can't take that. 1689 01:17:43.075 --> 01:17:44.368 Sure. 1690 01:17:44.409 --> 01:17:46.328 I'll tell Alex. 1691 01:17:49.581 --> 01:17:50.874 [grunts] 1692 01:17:50.916 --> 01:17:53.210 You okay? 1693 01:17:53.251 --> 01:17:54.544 I need to go to the bathroom. 1694 01:17:54.544 --> 01:17:56.213 These babies tap-dancin' on my bladder. 1695 01:17:56.254 --> 01:17:58.507 Oh my goodness, Esther... 1696 01:17:58.548 --> 01:18:00.133 -You okay? -Uh-huh. 1697 01:18:00.133 --> 01:18:01.343 All right. 1698 01:18:02.052 --> 01:18:03.303 Okay, babe. 1699 01:18:03.345 --> 01:18:06.682 ♪ I can make you I can make you ♪ 1700 01:18:06.682 --> 01:18:10.352 ♪ Get you all on tonight ♪ 1701 01:18:11.520 --> 01:18:15.691 ♪ I can bring it I can [indistinct] ♪ 1702 01:18:15.732 --> 01:18:19.861 ♪ Oh, I can make you I can make you ♪ 1703 01:18:19.903 --> 01:18:21.905 Your husband tells me you're about to become daddies. 1704 01:18:25.117 --> 01:18:27.452 There's nothing I like more than I a couple of hot daddies. 1705 01:18:27.494 --> 01:18:28.662 ♪ You know how I do ♪ 1706 01:18:28.704 --> 01:18:32.374 ♪ Do [indistinct] ♪ 1707 01:18:32.416 --> 01:18:36.628 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 1708 01:18:36.670 --> 01:18:40.799 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 1709 01:18:40.841 --> 01:18:45.011 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 1710 01:18:45.053 --> 01:18:49.725 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 1711 01:18:49.766 --> 01:18:52.936 ♪ [indistinct] ♪ 1712 01:18:52.936 --> 01:18:56.022 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 1713 01:18:56.064 --> 01:18:57.899 [in unison] Esther! 1714 01:18:57.899 --> 01:18:59.609 My water broke! 1715 01:18:59.651 --> 01:19:00.902 [thud] 1716 01:19:00.944 --> 01:19:01.987 [Esther] Woo! 1717 01:19:02.028 --> 01:19:03.780 Woo! 1718 01:19:03.822 --> 01:19:05.699 -Woo! -Relax. Relax. 1719 01:19:05.741 --> 01:19:07.284 The ambulance is on its way! 1720 01:19:07.325 --> 01:19:08.535 No time! No time! 1721 01:19:08.577 --> 01:19:10.328 The first baby's already crowning. 1722 01:19:10.370 --> 01:19:11.538 It's almost time to push. 1723 01:19:11.580 --> 01:19:13.915 Push, girl! Push like Salt N Pepa! 1724 01:19:13.957 --> 01:19:15.625 [Trey] Alex, not helping! 1725 01:19:15.667 --> 01:19:17.377 [screams] 1726 01:19:17.419 --> 01:19:19.087 Crowning! Crowning! 1727 01:19:19.129 --> 01:19:20.881 [screams] 1728 01:19:20.922 --> 01:19:22.382 There you go! 1729 01:19:22.424 --> 01:19:25.510 [screams] 1730 01:19:25.552 --> 01:19:27.220 [Trey] It's a boy! 1731 01:19:27.220 --> 01:19:30.056 [cheers and applause] 1732 01:19:32.309 --> 01:19:34.436 And it begins before they've even taken their first breath. 1733 01:19:34.478 --> 01:19:37.147 The baby will tell you its gender. 1734 01:19:37.189 --> 01:19:39.566 Girl, a healthy baby is what counts! 1735 01:19:39.608 --> 01:19:41.860 You're a total pro! Where's number two? 1736 01:19:41.860 --> 01:19:43.653 This ain't a damn rummage sale! Wait! 1737 01:19:43.695 --> 01:19:44.946 [Trey] Okay, here we go, Esther. 1738 01:19:44.988 --> 01:19:46.823 Remember, don't tense up. 1739 01:19:46.823 --> 01:19:48.200 Okay? 1740 01:19:48.200 --> 01:19:49.326 [screams] 1741 01:19:49.367 --> 01:19:50.327 [Trey] Crowning! 1742 01:19:50.368 --> 01:19:51.953 Crowning! 1743 01:19:51.953 --> 01:19:53.830 You can do it, Esther! 1744 01:19:53.872 --> 01:19:55.499 [Esther screams] 1745 01:19:55.499 --> 01:19:57.167 Here we go! It's another boy! 1746 01:19:57.209 --> 01:19:59.836 [cheers and applause] 1747 01:19:59.878 --> 01:20:01.588 [laughs] 1748 01:20:01.630 --> 01:20:04.132 [babies crying] 1749 01:20:08.678 --> 01:20:11.014 -Yay! -Woo-hoo! 1750 01:20:11.056 --> 01:20:12.724 Whew, thank god that's done. 1751 01:20:14.726 --> 01:20:16.019 Wait, hold on. 1752 01:20:16.061 --> 01:20:17.771 There's something else in there. 1753 01:20:17.771 --> 01:20:19.481 What you mean somethin' else? 1754 01:20:19.481 --> 01:20:21.691 Oh, am I shittin' on myself? 1755 01:20:21.733 --> 01:20:23.360 Oh my gosh! 1756 01:20:23.401 --> 01:20:24.736 There's another baby in there! 1757 01:20:24.736 --> 01:20:26.154 -Another what? -Excuse me? 1758 01:20:26.154 --> 01:20:27.405 You never said anything about a third baby! 1759 01:20:27.447 --> 01:20:29.199 -I didn't know! -Well, you should have! 1760 01:20:29.199 --> 01:20:31.493 The doctor said there was two! I had no reason to doubt it! 1761 01:20:31.535 --> 01:20:33.662 It was inside you the whole time! 1762 01:20:33.703 --> 01:20:37.541 [screaming] 1763 01:20:37.582 --> 01:20:39.042 It's a girl! 1764 01:20:39.042 --> 01:20:41.044 [cheers and applause] 1765 01:20:41.086 --> 01:20:42.504 [Ricky] Holy shit, triplets!? 1766 01:20:42.546 --> 01:20:45.382 [baby crying] 1767 01:20:45.423 --> 01:20:47.217 Goddamn, that's an ugly-ass baby! 1768 01:20:47.217 --> 01:20:48.218 What's wrong with it? 1769 01:20:48.260 --> 01:20:50.136 It's the placenta, Alex! 1770 01:20:50.178 --> 01:20:51.054 Oh! 1771 01:20:51.096 --> 01:20:55.225 [baby crying] 1772 01:20:55.267 --> 01:20:57.102 Congratulations! 1773 01:20:57.102 --> 01:20:59.604 [cheers and applause] 1774 01:20:59.646 --> 01:21:01.857 [baby crying] 1775 01:21:09.990 --> 01:21:12.742 [Noah] So what are we gonna call this little surprise? 1776 01:21:12.784 --> 01:21:15.704 [Wade] Well, we've got August and Essex. 1777 01:21:15.745 --> 01:21:19.708 -Let's call her Iris. -[Noah] Iris it is. 1778 01:21:22.460 --> 01:21:24.629 And to think... 1779 01:21:24.671 --> 01:21:27.674 these little wonders came into the world 1780 01:21:27.716 --> 01:21:31.428 on the glittering stage of LA's best drag bar. 1781 01:21:31.469 --> 01:21:32.554 Hm. 1782 01:21:32.554 --> 01:21:35.056 Somehow, it seems apropos. 1783 01:21:35.098 --> 01:21:38.184 ♪ Please take care of me ♪ 1784 01:21:39.352 --> 01:21:41.646 ♪ And if you're lucky in love... ♪ 1785 01:21:41.688 --> 01:21:42.814 [Chance] Alex, I have something to tell you. 1786 01:21:42.814 --> 01:21:44.399 And I, I need you to be calm. 1787 01:21:44.441 --> 01:21:45.942 [Alex] Chance, I'm busy. What's going on? 1788 01:21:45.942 --> 01:21:47.611 Sweetheart, Ricky's got testicular cancer. 1789 01:21:47.652 --> 01:21:48.737 Ricky! 1790 01:21:48.737 --> 01:21:49.946 What did you-- No, no, no! 1791 01:21:49.988 --> 01:21:51.948 -Oh my gosh! -[sobs] 1792 01:21:51.990 --> 01:21:53.408 Jeez! 1793 01:21:53.450 --> 01:21:55.243 It's gonna be okay! It's gonna be okay! 1794 01:21:55.285 --> 01:21:56.494 Come on, come on. It's gonna be okay. 1795 01:21:56.494 --> 01:21:57.829 [Alex] Take me to the hospital! 1796 01:21:57.871 --> 01:21:59.080 -[Chance] No, no, no! -[Alex] Not Ricky! 1797 01:21:59.122 --> 01:22:00.165 [Chance] Alex... 1798 01:22:00.206 --> 01:22:02.626 [Alex]  [sobs hysterically] 1799 01:22:02.626 --> 01:22:05.754 'Cause I'm free! Stop playin'! 1800 01:22:05.795 --> 01:22:07.547 Ain't no more babies in me! 1801 01:22:07.547 --> 01:22:11.676 [babies crying] 1802 01:22:15.639 --> 01:22:17.724 The other ambulance is on its way. 1803 01:22:17.724 --> 01:22:19.142 May I? 1804 01:22:19.184 --> 01:22:20.769 [babies crying] 1805 01:22:20.810 --> 01:22:22.604 ♪ If you're lucky in love tonight ♪ 1806 01:22:22.646 --> 01:22:24.272 [babies crying] 1807 01:22:24.314 --> 01:22:25.899 ♪ Please take care of me ♪ 1808 01:22:25.899 --> 01:22:28.610 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1809 01:22:28.610 --> 01:22:30.070 -[baby calms down] -Yeah! 1810 01:22:30.111 --> 01:22:31.363 ♪ Please take care of me ♪ 1811 01:22:31.404 --> 01:22:32.781 ♪ Please take care of me ♪ 1812 01:22:32.822 --> 01:22:34.199 ♪ Lucky in love ♪ 1813 01:22:34.240 --> 01:22:35.700 ♪ If you're lucky in love tonight ♪ 1814 01:22:35.742 --> 01:22:37.661 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 1815 01:22:37.702 --> 01:22:38.954 [babies calm down] 1816 01:22:38.954 --> 01:22:39.871 There we go. 1817 01:22:39.913 --> 01:22:41.539 Where did you learn that? 1818 01:22:41.539 --> 01:22:43.166 I'm actually a nanny. 1819 01:22:43.166 --> 01:22:44.918 Pole dancing's just something I do for fun. 1820 01:22:47.545 --> 01:22:49.130 Thanks. 1821 01:22:49.172 --> 01:22:53.426 [music] 1822 01:22:54.511 --> 01:22:56.054 Don't even think about it. 1823 01:22:56.805 --> 01:22:58.223 [phone ringing] 1824 01:22:59.975 --> 01:23:02.686 [wondrous music] 1825 01:23:02.727 --> 01:23:03.728 No. 1826 01:23:03.770 --> 01:23:05.605 ♪ I've arrived ♪ 1827 01:23:05.605 --> 01:23:07.232 ♪ And it's clear ♪ 1828 01:23:07.273 --> 01:23:11.695 ♪ I look in the mirror and I love who's there ♪ 1829 01:23:11.736 --> 01:23:15.782 ♪ I've arrived and I'm passionate ♪ 1830 01:23:15.824 --> 01:23:17.867 ♪ The whole world's gonna know who I am ♪ 1831 01:23:17.909 --> 01:23:19.202 Hello? 1832 01:23:19.244 --> 01:23:20.370 [Assistant] Noah Nicholson-Robinson? 1833 01:23:20.370 --> 01:23:21.871 Please hold for Ms. Carter. 1834 01:23:26.501 --> 01:23:28.378 ♪ I've arrived ♪ 1835 01:23:28.420 --> 01:23:30.046 ♪ And it's clear ♪ 1836 01:23:30.088 --> 01:23:34.300 ♪ I look in the mirror and I love who's there ♪ 1837 01:23:34.342 --> 01:23:36.344 ♪ I've arrived ♪ 1838 01:23:36.386 --> 01:23:38.638 ♪ And I'm passionate ♪ 1839 01:23:38.680 --> 01:23:41.808 ♪ The whole world's gonna know who I am ♪ 1840 01:23:41.850 --> 01:23:47.772 [interlude] 1841 01:23:50.817 --> 01:23:53.987 [music] [Man]  Made...in Georgia. 1842 01:23:58.950 --> 01:24:01.953 [Showtime theme]