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REAL 92.3,
L.A.'s new home for hip-hop,
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- Big Boy's Neighborhood.
-Big Boy!
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Good morning, L.A.
You guys know
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- it is the first of the month...
-Morning!
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...and I know all of our
neighbors, all our hustlers,
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are out there getting to it,
but...
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if you need a little help
with a little bit of cash,
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we got your cash prize
courtesy of Payday Whenever.
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Caller number 92,
we got you covered
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if you need some cash
from Payday Whenever.
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Now, it's going to be hot
out there-- Extremely hot--
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So make sure that you keep
that AC blasting today,
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or make your way to the beach
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'cause you know it's always
cooler on the Westside.
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-But, most importantly...
-Oh, yeah.
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...coming up right here
in Big Boy's Neighborhood.
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Hey, Tony, Larry's gonna
need an extra side of eggs.
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He didn't say it,
but I already know it's coming.
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-Need some help!
- I got it, I got it.
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If he wanted to,
he would.
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All right. Y'all really got it
cracking last night, huh?
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Yeah, and we're doing it
again tonight.
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- Come with us!
- Oh, girl, no, I can't.
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But y'all go have fun.
Don't forget
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to wash your ass, though.
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All right. Grab this for you.
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You know my grandson Lawrence.
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Y'all would make
a perfect match.
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- Miss Dorothy.
- He looks like Tyler Perry.
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"Hellur."
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And loves the Lord
just like him, too.
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I love that.
Can I get an "amen"?
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Amen.
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Let me know
if y'all need anything else.
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We're running out of plates
back there.
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Why is it so wet back here?
I'm about to break my damn neck.
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I'm doing my best!
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- Okay, Joe.
- I'm sorry.
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The dishwasher's broke. I got
to dry these bitches by hand.
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You know the steam cycle
can be a little finicky.
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- You got to get on back there...
- Yeah, I know.
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I've tried everything.
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All I'm saying is
last time I did it, I had to go
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- into the back back.
- Yeah, I'm in the back back.
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Yeah, but, man, that's...
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Look, I'm not trying to stop you
from what you're doing,
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but the button you...
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I fixed it.
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- Okay. Okay.
- I fixed it.
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You might have did something.
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I fixed it.
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I'm all right.
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Man, I was talking about
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the handle in the back.
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You okay, Joe?
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I think
I shit my pants.
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I'm not built for this.
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Neither was that wall.
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Don't look at me like that.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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I had to get a jump
from Shameeka.
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Then they put a fucking
roadblock up on La Brea.
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I had to go all the way around.
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I didn't forget. I just was
going through mad shit.
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I swear to God.
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For real, I am sorry.
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I-I wasn't trying to be...
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Because, actually,
you're on time.
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I got off at 7:00.
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- Damn.
- I got you good, huh?
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You know me so well.
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And I still got you this.
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♪ That's my girl ♪
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- ♪ Yes, I'm your girl ♪
- Extra cheese?
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Yes, and I really
shouldn't have done it
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because you gonna blow up
the bathroom later.
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Well, don't worry about me.
I'mma be fine.
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Two kisses up to God,
and I'll be straight.
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What does that have to do
with your stomach?
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- This is not...
- God heals all things.
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Girl, you're lactose intolerant.
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Tummies included,
tummies included.
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You need to pray more.
That's your fucking problem.
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Okay, Ms. Jones,
tell me why you're
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the perfect candidate to be
a corporate franchise manager.
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I think I'm the perfect
candidate bec...
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Ah! Don't say you think.
Say you are.
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Okay.
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Well, sir,
I am the perfect candidate
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because I've served
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- many an omelet...
- Mm-hmm.
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I have dealt
with many customers.
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Drunk, high, sleepy...
you name it.
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I've opened. I've closed.
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I created
the wheelchair section.
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And made sure that the store
was ADA compliant.
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Damn! Bitch, you should've
had about ten Norms by now.
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Girl, I got to work my way up.
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People at this level
have degrees,
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and I still have
15 credits left.
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I'm just happy
that they let me apply.
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Uh, first off, greedy.
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Second off, that's what
they want you to think, okay?
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They can't control you
when you know your worth.
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- Honey, it's in here.
- Okay, okay.
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Have you ever seen your manager
do anything you cannot do?
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- No.
- Exactly.
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They need to stop
putting all that work on my girl
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without the proper promotion, okay?
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You been that girl!
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- Been that girl.
- Okay.
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You know,
you got to walk in your purpose.
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It's like Keshawn always say,
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"If you got the biggest dick
in the room,
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"you got to swing that shit."
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Girl, why are we always talking
about Keshawn's funky-ass dick?
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Um, it's not funky. It's mine.
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And second off,
he be dropping gems.
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Pee-ew!
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You're gonna be fine.
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You got this.
I already put up a prayer.
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You know I got the direct line
to the ancestors.
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Well, girl,
they're not listening.
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You gave the rent
to Uche, right?
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Yeah, he got the money.
We straight.
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Good. Last thing we need is him
banging on the door again.
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Not to worry.
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You know
this gonna take a minute.
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Go in, and I'll find a spot.
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Thanks, pookie.
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Damn, Fabian.
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What happened?
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Uche kicked me out this morning.
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It was all bad.
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Uche can't cut nobody no break.
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Didn't your grandma just die?
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She ain't even
in the ground yet.
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An eviction's gonna
fuck up my credit.
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I can't afford to live
anywhere else.
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Your life is lifing.
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Uche know he wrong.
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Sorry, man.
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Hey, you want to buy
my grandma's vintage speaker?
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Ah, no. I think you should
hold on to all your memories.
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It'll be a'ight.
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Maybe somebody want to
buy this speaker or my vinyls?
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I got some good vinyls.
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Oh. Hey, ladies. You want to buy
a bucket hat for a buck?
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-Mama Ruth!
- It's open.
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Music's so loud.
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Hey, Mama.
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You got some orange juice?
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Yeah, should be some over there.
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Hey, Dreux, isn't
your interview today, baby?
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- Yeah, not till 4:00, though.
- Now, you're gonna do good.
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Hey, did you hear?
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Girl, we about to get us
a white neighbor.
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I ain't never seen
no white people in The Jungles.
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- You know Jameel be lying.
- No, they do exist.
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I have seen it
with my own two eyes.
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Chile, I saw one
with a cat in a stroller.
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I was done.
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Yeah, well, they ain't moving
into this raggedy building,
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I can tell you that.
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Morning, Mama Ruth.
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Hey, Maniac.
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Handle that shit.
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Sup?
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It's my...
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Day started early.
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I'm a little sleepy.
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Can I get them honey buns?
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Oh, uh...
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Behind you. I just... I didn't
want to reach back there.
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Oh.
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You mean
the sweet ones.
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Not that mine aren't sweet.
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- That was weird.
- I'll just go ahead.
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I'll... slide out your way.
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♪ Electric slide ♪
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You want it?
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Oh. I mean, yeah.
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Thank you, Mama Ruth.
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I'll catch you later.
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All right. Thank you, baby.
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See you around.
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Place is small, so you...
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Damn, girl.
Are you okay?
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I mean, I thought
you was having a stroke.
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I couldn't understand
a word you was saying.
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Shit, I started feeling like
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my honey buns
needed to be split open.
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Uh, Okay.
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I am not worried about that boy.
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I don't do the streets. And he
been trouble since we were kids.
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Yeah, well, that boy
is a grown-ass man now.
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A grown man that would
choke you to death.
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Yeah, well, it just depends
on how he does it.
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A lot of information
is happening here
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- that I don't need to know.
- Mm-hmm.
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Thank you. Love you.
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Good luck, baby.
No more night shifts!
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- What's up, girl?
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Mm-hmm.
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No, he ain't finna...
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So, what are we gonna do?
The boho knotless braids.
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-That is avant-garde.
- Jameel!
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And what the fuck are you doing?
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Girl, watch your goddamn mouth.
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First of all,
who you talking to?
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I know you're not gonna try me
on the first,
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knowing damn well
I'm with a paying client.
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- You do have cash, right?
- Yeah.
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You are so dirty!
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You told me you were gonna
finish my hair this morning.
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Can you please go inside
and we can handle this later?
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I'm so sorry. This is so ghetto.
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This is ghetto?
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Then what is this?
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-Damn.
- Yeah. You see this, girl?
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Unprofessional!
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You know what's professional?
An updo.
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Wrap that shit
in a ponytail and go.
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But you ain't even
dipped the ends.
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If you don't go, I'mma tell Uche
you broke the intercom.
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I'm not joking with you, Dreux.
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- Wow. Wow.
- I have business to do.
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All right,
let me just finish your head.
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You know, folks be acting crazy
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on the first.
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What?
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Hold up, Peanut died?
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Hell, yeah. King Lolo got him.
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But why?
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Said he looked at him.
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Like, wrong?
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No.
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Just looked at him.
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Damn.
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Did you hear what happened
to Peanut? Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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- Girl!
- Please.
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Girl, why is Keshawn's stuff
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all over the damn place?
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Girl, and why he always got some
new shoes? With what income?
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Oh, my God. It's like
three pairs. You gassing.
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00:10:52.611 --> 00:10:55.071
Girl, it's an obstacle course
in here.
252
00:10:55.072 --> 00:10:57.531
We been saying
we're trying to exercise more.
253
00:10:57.532 --> 00:10:59.575
Every time we stumble,
we get more steps.
254
00:11:00.869 --> 00:11:03.079
I mean, really?
On your paintings?
255
00:11:03.080 --> 00:11:05.247
Why? The floor's right here.
256
00:11:05.248 --> 00:11:07.541
He said the floor is dirty.
257
00:11:07.542 --> 00:11:08.751
Okay? And fuck this painting.
258
00:11:08.752 --> 00:11:10.086
It's not even that good.
Who cares?
259
00:11:10.087 --> 00:11:11.420
You say that about all of 'em.
260
00:11:11.421 --> 00:11:13.130
I mean, how do you expect
for your artwork
261
00:11:13.131 --> 00:11:15.299
to get into MoMA
if you treat 'em like doormats?
262
00:11:15.300 --> 00:11:17.301
The universe
is going to guide me
263
00:11:17.302 --> 00:11:19.470
- where I'm supposed to go. Okay?
-Oh, boy.
264
00:11:19.471 --> 00:11:21.390
Damn!
265
00:11:22.057 --> 00:11:24.475
Damn. It's a big one.
266
00:11:24.476 --> 00:11:26.936
Uche gotta fix this, man.
It's dangerous.
267
00:11:26.937 --> 00:11:29.605
Damn. He got to fix the windows,
the walls,
268
00:11:29.606 --> 00:11:31.023
the nails on the floorboard.
269
00:11:31.024 --> 00:11:32.108
Hey.
270
00:11:32.109 --> 00:11:35.112
Can y'all... keep it down?
271
00:11:35.695 --> 00:11:36.695
Excuse me?
272
00:11:36.696 --> 00:11:38.614
You know, I'm just saying,
we already got three people
273
00:11:38.615 --> 00:11:40.866
living in one space, right?
274
00:11:40.867 --> 00:11:43.160
We got to be a little bit more
thoughtful around here.
275
00:11:43.161 --> 00:11:44.830
Is that motherfucker
wearing my robe?
276
00:11:45.580 --> 00:11:47.957
I mean, you mad?
277
00:11:47.958 --> 00:11:49.458
What's up, baby?
278
00:11:49.459 --> 00:11:51.210
- Happy anniversary.
- Mm.
279
00:11:51.211 --> 00:11:53.170
Anniversary for what?
280
00:11:53.171 --> 00:11:57.925
Um, that's six months since me
and Alyssa been living together.
281
00:11:57.926 --> 00:12:00.594
Oh, has it already
been six months?
282
00:12:00.595 --> 00:12:03.889
That's funny. I remember when
it was supposed to be six days.
283
00:12:03.890 --> 00:12:05.641
That's not nice. Be nice.
284
00:12:05.642 --> 00:12:08.352
Keshawn is right... We should
all be more thoughtful.
285
00:12:08.353 --> 00:12:10.396
And, you know,
since we're taking requests,
286
00:12:10.397 --> 00:12:12.648
could you get your
goddamn shoes off the floor?
287
00:12:12.649 --> 00:12:14.692
- Are you done?
- No, I've got more.
288
00:12:16.153 --> 00:12:18.405
You know, Dreux,
289
00:12:18.530 --> 00:12:21.782
one of the homeys asked me
about you the other day,
290
00:12:21.783 --> 00:12:25.787
to my, like, divine surprise,
but I was like...
291
00:12:28.623 --> 00:12:29.875
"Nah."
292
00:12:31.585 --> 00:12:33.335
I'mma-I'mma go lie down.
293
00:12:33.336 --> 00:12:34.837
You're not helping my case.
294
00:12:34.838 --> 00:12:36.046
Get some rest.
295
00:12:36.047 --> 00:12:37.799
And a... And a brush, too.
296
00:12:39.050 --> 00:12:40.968
-Can I have the robe?
- What?
297
00:12:40.969 --> 00:12:42.512
Please, can I have the robe?
298
00:12:43.180 --> 00:12:45.849
Oh, yeah.
299
00:12:46.683 --> 00:12:47.684
Sorry about that.
300
00:13:04.117 --> 00:13:07.036
What in the Medusa?
Girl, I almost turned to stone.
301
00:13:07.037 --> 00:13:09.997
I feel bad
for even looking. My apologies,
302
00:13:09.998 --> 00:13:12.416
but it's all making sense.
303
00:13:12.417 --> 00:13:13.834
- I know.
- You got to resist.
304
00:13:13.835 --> 00:13:15.336
I can't. I tried.
305
00:13:15.337 --> 00:13:16.670
He can make it wave at me.
306
00:13:16.671 --> 00:13:19.089
But he's taking advantage.
He can't keep staying here
307
00:13:19.090 --> 00:13:20.257
and not pitching in.
308
00:13:20.258 --> 00:13:22.468
Uche already want to get us
up out of here,
309
00:13:22.469 --> 00:13:25.054
and he apparently moving
white people in.
310
00:13:25.055 --> 00:13:26.680
Okay, it's a problem.
I'm gonna fix it.
311
00:13:26.681 --> 00:13:28.098
I'm gonna talk to him. I got it.
312
00:13:28.099 --> 00:13:31.018
You just got in from
the night shift. Just go rest.
313
00:13:31.019 --> 00:13:32.102
Talk to him.
314
00:13:32.103 --> 00:13:33.312
Is Jameel gonna finish
your hair?
315
00:13:33.313 --> 00:13:36.149
Girl, the fight
we just got into...
316
00:13:37.108 --> 00:13:39.109
I don't think we're gonna
ever speak again.
317
00:13:44.199 --> 00:13:46.284
Ooh.
318
00:14:08.348 --> 00:14:10.684
Alyssa, get the damn door!
319
00:14:19.651 --> 00:14:20.944
Okay, okay.
320
00:14:21.903 --> 00:14:22.904
Okay.
321
00:14:23.863 --> 00:14:25.656
Motherfucker, what you want...
322
00:14:25.657 --> 00:14:26.949
Oh, uh...
323
00:14:26.950 --> 00:14:28.034
Hi, Uche.
324
00:14:31.037 --> 00:14:33.789
You look real alopecious today.
325
00:14:33.790 --> 00:14:35.791
Do you know what happens
to people in my country
326
00:14:35.792 --> 00:14:37.126
who do not pay their rent?
327
00:14:37.127 --> 00:14:39.044
You're expecting me to know
what happens
328
00:14:39.045 --> 00:14:40.546
when people don't pay their rent
in your country? I don't...
329
00:14:40.547 --> 00:14:42.464
Give me my money so I can go.
330
00:14:42.465 --> 00:14:44.383
Oh, I think
there's some kind of confusion,
331
00:14:44.384 --> 00:14:46.135
because Alyssa gave you
your money.
332
00:14:46.136 --> 00:14:48.053
But can we talk about
this stank-ass water situation?
333
00:14:48.054 --> 00:14:49.263
She did not pay me.
334
00:14:49.264 --> 00:14:51.098
Yes, she did. She told me.
335
00:14:51.099 --> 00:14:53.517
Do I look like a man
who misplaces money?
336
00:14:53.518 --> 00:14:54.893
No.
337
00:14:54.894 --> 00:14:56.562
She is a liar.
338
00:14:56.563 --> 00:14:57.814
And so are you.
339
00:14:58.481 --> 00:15:00.984
I am going home
by six of the clock today.
340
00:15:01.568 --> 00:15:04.695
If I don't have my rent by then,
you and your friend will join
341
00:15:04.696 --> 00:15:07.406
that hairy, small man
on the curb.
342
00:15:07.407 --> 00:15:09.867
- Wait... Uche.
- I mean it. I mean it.
343
00:15:09.868 --> 00:15:11.953
No more late rent, Dreux.
344
00:15:12.662 --> 00:15:13.663
No more.
345
00:15:15.749 --> 00:15:17.334
Oh, goddamn.
346
00:15:23.131 --> 00:15:24.758
Alyssa?
347
00:15:25.800 --> 00:15:26.801
Alyssa!
348
00:15:28.678 --> 00:15:29.679
Alyssa.
349
00:15:35.143 --> 00:15:37.436
Yo, Dreux, you-you got to relax.
350
00:15:37.437 --> 00:15:39.396
I mean, honestly,
you're like this
351
00:15:39.397 --> 00:15:41.565
every single time
that I see you.
352
00:15:41.566 --> 00:15:43.442
I'm worried
about your blood pressure.
353
00:15:43.443 --> 00:15:44.985
Where's Alyssa?
354
00:15:44.986 --> 00:15:47.905
Oh, she-she in there.
She's really tired, though.
355
00:15:47.906 --> 00:15:49.573
- Okay.
- 'Cause of the intercourse.
356
00:15:49.574 --> 00:15:51.992
I thought it was because
she's carrying your ass.
357
00:15:53.495 --> 00:15:54.578
So funny.
358
00:15:54.579 --> 00:15:56.873
So Keshawn
blew your backbone out, too?
359
00:15:57.624 --> 00:15:59.918
What?
360
00:16:01.002 --> 00:16:04.089
Girl, I came in here to talk
to him about moving out,
361
00:16:05.173 --> 00:16:08.468
and then...
I don't know what happened.
362
00:16:10.595 --> 00:16:12.429
I got to work this shit out.
363
00:16:12.430 --> 00:16:13.972
I need to creatively exercise.
364
00:16:13.973 --> 00:16:16.017
- You need an exorcism.
- Yeah-huh.
365
00:16:16.518 --> 00:16:17.810
Girl, why is Uche
at the door saying
366
00:16:17.811 --> 00:16:19.061
he doesn't have his rent money?
367
00:16:19.062 --> 00:16:21.230
That's a lie. He has it.
Are you sure?
368
00:16:21.231 --> 00:16:23.649
Because you know he doesn't
play about his shit, Alyssa.
369
00:16:23.650 --> 00:16:25.734
Yes, bitch, I'm sure.
Keshawn said he gave it to him.
370
00:16:25.735 --> 00:16:26.820
Alyssa.
371
00:16:27.654 --> 00:16:29.322
You did not give Keshawn
our rent money.
372
00:16:32.033 --> 00:16:33.033
What if I did?
373
00:16:34.911 --> 00:16:37.538
You playing, right? Tell me you
playing, or I'mma beat your ass.
374
00:16:37.539 --> 00:16:39.415
What? Calm down.
375
00:16:39.416 --> 00:16:40.791
I'mma call him
in here right now,
376
00:16:40.792 --> 00:16:41.959
- and it'll be clear.
- Come on, call him.
377
00:16:41.960 --> 00:16:44.378
Keshawn.
378
00:16:44.379 --> 00:16:45.505
Mm-hmm.
379
00:16:46.715 --> 00:16:47.716
Keshawn!
380
00:16:58.518 --> 00:17:00.352
Wasn't that nigga just here?
381
00:17:00.353 --> 00:17:01.438
Oh, shit.
382
00:17:03.940 --> 00:17:04.941
Hey!
383
00:17:06.151 --> 00:17:07.152
Damn!
384
00:17:07.736 --> 00:17:08.819
You think he heard us
talking about him?
385
00:17:08.820 --> 00:17:10.613
Are you fucking kidding me?
386
00:17:11.906 --> 00:17:13.824
Girl, Keshawn took our rent
and dipped.
387
00:17:13.825 --> 00:17:15.617
Why would you give him
the money, Alyssa?
388
00:17:15.618 --> 00:17:17.327
Girl, you need to call him up
on the phone
389
00:17:17.328 --> 00:17:19.580
and tell him to get back here
A-fucking-SAP.
390
00:17:19.581 --> 00:17:22.624
Calm down.
I'm calling him right now.
391
00:17:22.625 --> 00:17:24.877
He knew how to clean
this whole time.
392
00:17:24.878 --> 00:17:26.628
Probably just forgot
to drop the cash off.
393
00:17:26.629 --> 00:17:27.796
He's an entrepreneur.
394
00:17:27.797 --> 00:17:29.339
- He's doing like 50,000...
- Just call him!
395
00:17:29.340 --> 00:17:30.425
I'm calling.
396
00:17:42.437 --> 00:17:45.439
Ugh. I don't get it.
How he remember to take
397
00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:47.691
all 500 pair of his shoes
but not his phone?
398
00:17:47.692 --> 00:17:50.319
I forgot. I stole one while
he was asleep. He has two.
399
00:17:50.320 --> 00:17:52.196
I'm not even gonna
unpack that right now.
400
00:17:52.197 --> 00:17:54.490
We need to find this bum-ass
nigga before he spends up
401
00:17:54.491 --> 00:17:56.700
all our money on parlays.
Where would he be?
402
00:17:56.701 --> 00:17:58.702
Girl, I don't know.
Can't you tell I'm lost?
403
00:17:58.703 --> 00:18:01.413
Girl, if we don't get this money
to Uche by 6:00 p.m.,
404
00:18:01.414 --> 00:18:03.373
we're gonna be on the curb
with Fabian.
405
00:18:03.374 --> 00:18:04.458
Like, do you know the passcode?
406
00:18:04.459 --> 00:18:06.001
- Shit, let me try.
- Ah.
407
00:18:06.002 --> 00:18:08.587
Let me work my magic.
I'm trying to channel something.
408
00:18:17.639 --> 00:18:19.348
Nothing. I tried everything.
409
00:18:19.349 --> 00:18:21.141
His birthday, my birthday,
his ex's birthday,
410
00:18:21.142 --> 00:18:25.479
his favorite sex positions.
66, 69, 99, 469...
411
00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:27.689
469? How you do that?
412
00:18:27.690 --> 00:18:30.400
It's basically like a backwards
push-up into the pussy.
413
00:18:30.401 --> 00:18:31.485
I could show you better
than I can tell you.
414
00:18:31.486 --> 00:18:32.653
That's okay.
415
00:18:32.654 --> 00:18:34.655
I'm gonna go get dressed,
and we gonna get some help.
416
00:18:34.656 --> 00:18:35.740
Me, too.
417
00:18:40.370 --> 00:18:42.372
I did not need this shit today.
418
00:18:59.180 --> 00:19:02.559
- Hey. Shameeka, what's going on?
- Girl, new neighbors.
419
00:19:19.117 --> 00:19:21.327
Ooh! Shooter, no!
420
00:19:21.744 --> 00:19:22.745
Sorry.
421
00:19:24.163 --> 00:19:26.373
- Hi.
- Welcome to the neighborhood.
422
00:19:26.374 --> 00:19:28.459
-Thank you.
- Damn, that was quick.
423
00:19:29.043 --> 00:19:30.502
Uche bringing this bitch
cookies.
424
00:19:30.503 --> 00:19:32.297
- What?
- Oh, hell, no.
425
00:19:32.881 --> 00:19:34.381
My crew, right here.
426
00:19:34.382 --> 00:19:35.466
Front and center.
427
00:19:36.718 --> 00:19:39.845
So, um... the kids
can't have no cookie?
428
00:19:39.846 --> 00:19:42.682
Oh, my God! I'm obsessed
with these matching outfits.
429
00:19:43.892 --> 00:19:46.519
Hello, children.
Would you like a cookie?
430
00:19:47.812 --> 00:19:48.896
Well, don't be scared, chile.
431
00:19:48.897 --> 00:19:50.731
Go up there and get y'all
a cookie.
432
00:19:50.732 --> 00:19:52.150
Take a fucking cookie.
433
00:19:52.817 --> 00:19:54.319
Thank you.
Thank you.
434
00:19:55.111 --> 00:19:57.070
Let me know
if you need anything.
435
00:19:57.071 --> 00:19:59.115
I-I definitely will. Thank you.
436
00:20:01.117 --> 00:20:02.868
Oh, no, Shooter.
437
00:20:02.869 --> 00:20:04.037
Excellent.
438
00:20:04.579 --> 00:20:05.829
- Excellent.
- Okay.
439
00:20:05.830 --> 00:20:07.123
Um...
440
00:20:07.707 --> 00:20:09.374
Hello, everyone.
441
00:20:09.375 --> 00:20:12.170
I'm Bethany,
and this is Shooter.
442
00:20:12.712 --> 00:20:16.757
I actually rescued him a few
months ago from around here.
443
00:20:16.758 --> 00:20:18.342
I think he's having
a little PTSD,
444
00:20:18.343 --> 00:20:19.427
- but...
- Oh.
445
00:20:20.053 --> 00:20:22.429
I'm sure
he'll settle in just fine.
446
00:20:22.430 --> 00:20:24.265
Just like me. So, uh...
447
00:20:25.683 --> 00:20:28.018
Thanks for welcoming us
to Baldwin Village.
448
00:20:28.019 --> 00:20:30.313
What's Baldwin Village?
449
00:20:32.941 --> 00:20:34.858
Nice to see ladies my age.
450
00:20:34.859 --> 00:20:37.027
- Hey.
- Welcome to the neighborhood.
451
00:20:37.028 --> 00:20:38.404
What's good to eat around here?
452
00:20:39.280 --> 00:20:42.700
Oxtails, grits, greens,
yams, Tam's, M&M'S.
453
00:20:43.284 --> 00:20:44.326
A lot of shit.
454
00:20:44.327 --> 00:20:46.203
- I'll send you a list.
-Okay.
455
00:20:46.204 --> 00:20:48.372
Um, I am right here if you guys
ever want to have
456
00:20:48.373 --> 00:20:49.623
- a girls' night.
- Oh.
457
00:20:49.624 --> 00:20:52.084
A little
"prosecco and pals" situation.
458
00:20:52.085 --> 00:20:53.710
Come on, drinks.
459
00:20:53.711 --> 00:20:54.796
Okay.
460
00:20:55.588 --> 00:20:56.588
Bye.
461
00:20:56.589 --> 00:20:58.424
- I like your dog.
- Holla at your girl.
462
00:21:00.385 --> 00:21:03.053
See? See?
What'd I say? Didn't I say it?
463
00:21:03.054 --> 00:21:05.222
I be talking,
but y'all don't be listening.
464
00:21:05.223 --> 00:21:06.848
Y'all better enjoy this shit
while you can.
465
00:21:06.849 --> 00:21:08.433
So you really just gonna braid
466
00:21:08.434 --> 00:21:10.394
everybody else hair today
in my face.
467
00:21:10.395 --> 00:21:12.604
Yep. Well, they confirmed
on my booking site.
468
00:21:12.605 --> 00:21:14.439
You know I'm in high demand.
469
00:21:14.440 --> 00:21:16.525
Besides,
we got bigger fish to fry.
470
00:21:16.526 --> 00:21:18.318
Let me see this hair.
Yeah, it look nice.
471
00:21:18.319 --> 00:21:19.778
- Did you comb out the middle?
- Jameel.
472
00:21:19.779 --> 00:21:21.279
You want me
to roller-set the ends?
473
00:21:21.280 --> 00:21:23.532
No. We want you
to break into this phone.
474
00:21:23.533 --> 00:21:25.575
Oh, my God, shut up.
I got a client here.
475
00:21:25.576 --> 00:21:28.453
Keep your mouth down. You know
I don't do that no more.
476
00:21:28.454 --> 00:21:29.538
Who phone?
477
00:21:29.539 --> 00:21:31.373
That fine homeless boyfriend?
478
00:21:31.374 --> 00:21:33.083
Uh, why he got to be homeless?
479
00:21:33.084 --> 00:21:34.626
Have you been to his home?
480
00:21:34.627 --> 00:21:36.920
His apartment was flooded
when we met.
481
00:21:36.921 --> 00:21:38.088
Oh, how convenient.
482
00:21:38.089 --> 00:21:40.465
You know what, you should get
on Tinder, find you a good man.
483
00:21:40.466 --> 00:21:42.426
A good, housed man with a roof.
484
00:21:42.427 --> 00:21:44.052
He is housed.
485
00:21:44.053 --> 00:21:45.387
Ah-ah.
486
00:21:45.388 --> 00:21:46.638
- Stay on task.
- Come on.
487
00:21:46.639 --> 00:21:47.723
Hundred dollars.
488
00:21:47.724 --> 00:21:49.558
- A hundred dollars?
- Hundred dollars.
489
00:21:49.559 --> 00:21:51.476
- Do you take IOUs?
- You didn't even do her hair.
490
00:21:51.477 --> 00:21:52.562
It's the least you could do.
491
00:21:53.730 --> 00:21:56.189
Bitch, is this
Berniece the Bully?
492
00:21:56.190 --> 00:21:58.233
He gonna cheat and steal
in the same motherfucking day?
493
00:21:58.234 --> 00:21:59.693
Like Big Booty Berniece?
Stay on Coco?
494
00:21:59.694 --> 00:22:00.902
How they know each other?
495
00:22:00.903 --> 00:22:03.280
Girl, apparently,
they met at the park.
496
00:22:03.281 --> 00:22:04.865
I wasn't even gonna say
nothing to her
497
00:22:04.866 --> 00:22:06.450
until I collected
more information.
498
00:22:06.451 --> 00:22:07.951
I'm not even that type of bitch.
499
00:22:07.952 --> 00:22:09.619
Period. So, so, what happened?
500
00:22:09.620 --> 00:22:11.372
It was about a week ago.
501
00:22:12.582 --> 00:22:13.583
Allegedly.
502
00:22:14.751 --> 00:22:16.376
So, Big Booty
Bitch-Ass Bully Berniece
503
00:22:16.377 --> 00:22:17.753
was up at Jim Gilliam
504
00:22:17.754 --> 00:22:20.505
being thirsty, looking parched.
You know the usual.
505
00:22:39.525 --> 00:22:41.902
What?
How do you know all this?
506
00:22:41.903 --> 00:22:44.738
Jameel nosy ass.
He said he saw the whole thing.
507
00:22:44.739 --> 00:22:47.699
As Jameel tells it,
when she likes your man,
508
00:22:47.700 --> 00:22:49.827
she'll take him and stop
at nothing to keep him.
509
00:22:56.876 --> 00:22:57.960
Damn.
510
00:22:58.628 --> 00:23:00.504
They did all that
in front of the kids.
511
00:23:00.505 --> 00:23:01.588
Girl, allegedly.
512
00:23:01.589 --> 00:23:03.340
I don't even know if I believe
all that ice cream shit, though.
513
00:23:03.341 --> 00:23:05.050
You know Jameel be putting
twenties on tens.
514
00:23:05.051 --> 00:23:06.676
I see why you stole his phone.
515
00:23:06.677 --> 00:23:08.679
What time is it?
516
00:23:09.889 --> 00:23:11.641
He with that bitch right now.
517
00:23:12.767 --> 00:23:14.392
- Let's go over there.
- Okay.
518
00:23:14.393 --> 00:23:16.395
'Cause we need to get
our money back ASAP.
519
00:23:22.944 --> 00:23:24.445
Girl, we can't park here.
520
00:23:24.987 --> 00:23:26.447
I'm finna go get this bitch.
521
00:23:32.537 --> 00:23:34.663
Oh, they killing niggas
for sure in here.
522
00:23:34.664 --> 00:23:35.957
Tumbleweave.
523
00:23:38.209 --> 00:23:39.626
This don't even
make no damn sense.
524
00:23:39.627 --> 00:23:41.671
I told you
my mom's got arthritis.
525
00:23:42.338 --> 00:23:43.338
What the fuck? You...
526
00:23:43.339 --> 00:23:45.966
Girl, you just gonna let him
take my damn door?
527
00:23:45.967 --> 00:23:47.384
-Mm-hmm
- You a heartless bitch.
528
00:23:47.385 --> 00:23:48.885
Pay the rent.
That's okay.
529
00:23:48.886 --> 00:23:50.220
God is on my side.
530
00:23:50.221 --> 00:23:52.848
I be praying doors be open
around this motherfucker.
531
00:23:52.849 --> 00:23:53.932
Shit.
532
00:23:53.933 --> 00:23:55.767
Look.
533
00:23:55.768 --> 00:23:57.602
There she go
right there.
534
00:23:57.603 --> 00:23:59.020
All right. I got a idea.
535
00:23:59.021 --> 00:24:01.356
Go around the back.
Go around the back.
536
00:24:01.357 --> 00:24:02.692
I'll find a way in.
537
00:24:07.280 --> 00:24:08.530
Looking good, shorty.
538
00:24:08.531 --> 00:24:09.948
Gonna get on
through y'all, okay?
539
00:24:09.949 --> 00:24:11.032
You smell that?
540
00:24:11.033 --> 00:24:12.701
Smell like body spray.
541
00:24:12.702 --> 00:24:13.785
Mm. That smells
542
00:24:13.786 --> 00:24:14.912
- good enough to eat.
- I'm gonna pass you.
543
00:24:15.037 --> 00:24:16.955
Better not have no man.
I know that much.
544
00:24:18.708 --> 00:24:20.292
I don't even like men.
545
00:24:23.045 --> 00:24:24.045
Girl.
546
00:24:24.046 --> 00:24:25.463
You took forever.
547
00:24:25.464 --> 00:24:27.466
A little spooky-ooky down there.
548
00:24:27.967 --> 00:24:30.302
How you been? It's been so long.
549
00:24:30.303 --> 00:24:32.387
Smell good.
Remind me of my uncle.
550
00:24:32.388 --> 00:24:34.473
- Who are you?
- Your friend.
551
00:24:34.974 --> 00:24:36.933
You don't remember?
552
00:24:36.934 --> 00:24:38.476
- Bitch, I don't know you.
- Girl.
553
00:24:38.477 --> 00:24:40.812
All the fun we done had.
554
00:24:40.813 --> 00:24:42.356
Let me remind you.
555
00:24:44.859 --> 00:24:45.860
Got your ass.
556
00:24:54.285 --> 00:24:56.203
I remember the way
you would mob in a room.
557
00:24:56.204 --> 00:24:58.246
I'm like,
"Whew, that girl is bold.
558
00:24:58.247 --> 00:25:00.249
"You know, she just take shit."
559
00:25:13.221 --> 00:25:14.512
Okay, nigga.
560
00:25:14.513 --> 00:25:15.764
I mean, you inspired me.
561
00:25:15.765 --> 00:25:17.224
Look, I'm up for a promotion
right now,
562
00:25:17.225 --> 00:25:20.143
and when I walk in that room,
I'm channeling you.
563
00:25:20.144 --> 00:25:22.562
- I mean, I am that "B."
- Okay.
564
00:25:22.563 --> 00:25:24.482
- And been that "B." All right.
- Been that "B."
565
00:25:34.659 --> 00:25:36.076
-Alyssa?
- Shut your fucking mouth.
566
00:25:36.077 --> 00:25:37.160
Shut it.
567
00:25:37.161 --> 00:25:38.411
Remember them
high school dances,
568
00:25:38.412 --> 00:25:40.497
grinding to Pretty Ricky?
569
00:25:40.498 --> 00:25:42.415
Girl, niggas be drooling
over you.
570
00:25:42.416 --> 00:25:43.541
That's how I'm trying to be.
571
00:25:43.542 --> 00:25:45.126
Wait, you was on the dance team?
572
00:25:45.127 --> 00:25:46.836
Girl, yup. Yup.
That was me in the back,
573
00:25:46.837 --> 00:25:49.172
over there at Crenshaw.
Crenshaw.
574
00:25:49.173 --> 00:25:51.384
- At Crenshaw.
- Pass it to you.
575
00:25:52.301 --> 00:25:53.302
I went to Dorsey.
576
00:25:54.679 --> 00:25:55.679
What are you, stealing from me?
577
00:25:55.680 --> 00:25:57.055
No, nigga, you stealing from me.
578
00:25:57.056 --> 00:25:58.723
You were supposed to take
the rent money to Uche,
579
00:25:58.724 --> 00:26:00.058
but instead you in
another bitch bed.
580
00:26:00.059 --> 00:26:01.184
No! That, um...
581
00:26:01.185 --> 00:26:02.519
And where the fuck is the money?
582
00:26:02.520 --> 00:26:04.271
- Right. That's what I said.
-Yeah.
583
00:26:04.272 --> 00:26:05.897
Dorsey Dons with Miss...
584
00:26:05.898 --> 00:26:06.983
- Hammersam.
- Hale.
585
00:26:07.858 --> 00:26:10.068
I-I invested it, for me and you.
586
00:26:10.069 --> 00:26:11.403
You know, I was gonna
surprise you about it,
587
00:26:11.404 --> 00:26:13.655
but actually...
I'm so glad you here.
588
00:26:13.656 --> 00:26:15.949
Um, stay right there. Don't go.
589
00:26:15.950 --> 00:26:17.867
Back before they was
calling you Big Booty,
590
00:26:17.868 --> 00:26:19.327
when there was barely a booty.
591
00:26:19.328 --> 00:26:20.453
You had some peanuts
on your back.
592
00:26:20.454 --> 00:26:21.997
Ass been fat.
593
00:26:21.998 --> 00:26:23.081
Right.
594
00:26:23.082 --> 00:26:24.833
So I don't know what the fuck
you talking about.
595
00:26:24.834 --> 00:26:26.544
Oh, right. Right.
596
00:26:28.170 --> 00:26:30.880
Who the fuck are you?
597
00:26:30.881 --> 00:26:34.134 line:5%
This-This my new
T-shirt line. Yeah!
598
00:26:34.135 --> 00:26:35.468
I'm going for a more, like,
599
00:26:35.469 --> 00:26:37.387
you know,
a high-end quality fabric.
600
00:26:37.388 --> 00:26:38.471
Baby, listen to this.
601
00:26:38.472 --> 00:26:39.849
- It's acrylic.
-"Cucci"?
602
00:26:40.308 --> 00:26:41.308
Feel on that.
603
00:26:41.309 --> 00:26:43.018
Shit feel highly flammable, nigga.
604
00:26:43.019 --> 00:26:44.853
Good stuff is flammable.
That's high quality.
605
00:26:44.854 --> 00:26:46.855
Are you stupid? This is more
important than a place to live?
606
00:26:46.856 --> 00:26:49.566
The only reason why I borrowed
the money-- The loan...
607
00:26:49.567 --> 00:26:50.734
is because I just needed
608
00:26:50.735 --> 00:26:52.861
a little bit of bread to get
going, you know what I'm saying?
609
00:26:52.862 --> 00:26:55.822
But I'mma flip these, then I'mma
give it right back to you, baby.
610
00:26:55.823 --> 00:26:56.948
- You gonna flip these?
- Times ten.
611
00:26:56.949 --> 00:26:59.034
- Stop! What are you...
- Lying ass!
612
00:27:01.329 --> 00:27:02.829
- What the fuck?
- Wait. Wait.
613
00:27:02.830 --> 00:27:04.331
- What the fuck is...
-Hold up!
614
00:27:04.332 --> 00:27:05.540
I barely know
what she looks like.
615
00:27:05.541 --> 00:27:07.043
I swear to God,
I only hit it from behind.
616
00:27:07.168 --> 00:27:09.170
-You lied to me.
- Who the fuck are you?
617
00:27:10.588 --> 00:27:12.881
Motherfucker, I'll...
618
00:27:12.882 --> 00:27:14.800
Alyssa, run. Come on!
619
00:27:17.345 --> 00:27:19.137
Shit.
620
00:27:19.138 --> 00:27:21.349
It's a damn villain's lair.
621
00:27:22.350 --> 00:27:23.976
Fucking snake.
622
00:27:24.560 --> 00:27:27.355
- Is she coming?
- Girl, I don't know. Keep going!
623
00:27:30.316 --> 00:27:31.816
Where the fuck is my car?
624
00:27:31.817 --> 00:27:34.110
Girl, I told you
not to fucking park here.
625
00:27:34.111 --> 00:27:35.195
Shit.
626
00:27:35.196 --> 00:27:36.780
Come on!
627
00:27:36.781 --> 00:27:37.864
Oh, my God.
628
00:27:39.367 --> 00:27:40.492
Alyssa, run faster.
629
00:27:40.493 --> 00:27:41.577
I'm trying!
630
00:27:42.620 --> 00:27:43.788
Shit.
631
00:27:46.957 --> 00:27:48.875
Oh, damn!
632
00:27:48.876 --> 00:27:49.960
What the fuck?
633
00:27:50.753 --> 00:27:53.004
Come on.
634
00:27:53.005 --> 00:27:54.382
She needs some milk.
635
00:27:54.757 --> 00:27:55.758
I'm fine!
636
00:27:57.343 --> 00:27:58.885
- Just let me--
- I'm fine!
637
00:27:58.886 --> 00:27:59.970
Nigga.
638
00:28:00.763 --> 00:28:02.180
That ain't even hurt.
639
00:28:04.183 --> 00:28:05.475
-Shit!
-That's what she gets.
640
00:28:05.476 --> 00:28:07.644
- Walk it off, girl.
- Damn. Ooh!
641
00:28:07.645 --> 00:28:09.730
- Oh, y'all think that was bad?
-Yeah!
642
00:28:10.523 --> 00:28:12.691
Hmm? Y'all think that was bad?
643
00:28:13.984 --> 00:28:15.694
Watch what I do to them hoes!
644
00:28:18.531 --> 00:28:20.532
I can't fucking run no more.
645
00:28:20.533 --> 00:28:21.992
I-I can't fucking run.
646
00:28:24.870 --> 00:28:26.622
- I can't fucking run no more.
- Damn.
647
00:28:28.791 --> 00:28:29.917
You think she okay?
648
00:28:30.584 --> 00:28:31.585
She straight.
649
00:28:32.253 --> 00:28:33.254
She strong.
650
00:28:33.879 --> 00:28:35.047
Yeah, if we make a loop,
651
00:28:35.840 --> 00:28:38.049
take Hillcrest,
we can get back to Uche,
652
00:28:38.050 --> 00:28:40.094
give him the money and just
lay low till the interview.
653
00:28:41.554 --> 00:28:42.888
I ain't got the money.
654
00:28:47.476 --> 00:28:48.893
What?
655
00:28:48.894 --> 00:28:49.978
Keshawn spent it.
656
00:28:51.063 --> 00:28:52.648
On a fucking T-shirt line.
657
00:28:53.858 --> 00:28:56.192
Why would you give
the money to Keshawn?
658
00:28:56.193 --> 00:28:58.112
Damn.
659
00:28:58.696 --> 00:28:59.904
I'm sorry.
660
00:28:59.905 --> 00:29:01.865
Listen, we can't focus
on the past right now.
661
00:29:01.866 --> 00:29:04.284
We got to focus on the future.
We don't have the money.
662
00:29:04.285 --> 00:29:05.578
We just got to make the money.
663
00:29:06.287 --> 00:29:08.621
We got to make the money
by 6:00? $1,500?
664
00:29:08.622 --> 00:29:10.748
Not to mention
I got the interview at 4:00.
665
00:29:10.749 --> 00:29:11.958
Alyssa, come on, man.
666
00:29:11.959 --> 00:29:13.168
I should be
getting my hair done,
667
00:29:13.169 --> 00:29:14.294
getting my mind right.
668
00:29:14.295 --> 00:29:15.713
You look great to me.
669
00:29:16.589 --> 00:29:18.256
You got to have faith.
670
00:29:18.257 --> 00:29:19.924
Gonna be all right.
671
00:29:19.925 --> 00:29:21.009
It'll work out.
672
00:29:21.010 --> 00:29:22.510
It don't just work out.
673
00:29:22.511 --> 00:29:24.430
We need a plan.
You need a plan, man.
674
00:29:31.937 --> 00:29:33.564
Is that
what I think it is?
675
00:29:42.323 --> 00:29:44.324
No, I don't want to trust you
any longer.
676
00:29:44.325 --> 00:29:46.534
- That's not even that bad.
- What?
677
00:29:46.535 --> 00:29:47.619
Just watch.
678
00:29:47.620 --> 00:29:48.870
What the hell
are you talking about?
679
00:29:48.871 --> 00:29:50.998
Just hear them out.
Hear what they got to say.
680
00:29:52.166 --> 00:29:53.458
Don't do it, ladies.
681
00:29:53.459 --> 00:29:54.751
Don't do it.
682
00:29:54.752 --> 00:29:55.836
It's a trap.
683
00:29:55.961 --> 00:29:58.046
- Don't do it.
- Girl, see, this is...
684
00:29:58.047 --> 00:29:59.923
- And it's a cycle. It's a cycle.
-This is bad energy
685
00:29:59.924 --> 00:30:01.174
- sent to distract you.
- It keep happening.
686
00:30:01.175 --> 00:30:02.258
- It's a cycle.
- You have to stay focused.
687
00:30:02.259 --> 00:30:04.093
Once you go in,
you can't get out.
688
00:30:04.094 --> 00:30:05.721
- Evil spirit, begone.
- It's a trap and a cycle.
689
00:30:06.847 --> 00:30:07.931
Lose your job to a robot?
690
00:30:07.932 --> 00:30:09.015
Oh, Jesus.
691
00:30:09.016 --> 00:30:10.767
Check not come?
692
00:30:10.768 --> 00:30:12.310
Car break down?
693
00:30:12.311 --> 00:30:14.563
Whatever it is, we're here.
694
00:30:15.314 --> 00:30:19.108
We won't embarrass you
by asking too many questions.
695
00:30:19.109 --> 00:30:21.402
We trust
we'll get our money back
696
00:30:21.403 --> 00:30:22.696
one way or another.
697
00:30:24.365 --> 00:30:27.993
Here at Payday Whenever,
we gotcha, and we'll getcha.
698
00:30:29.995 --> 00:30:31.413
Come on, let's sit down.
699
00:30:32.206 --> 00:30:33.207
References?
700
00:30:37.670 --> 00:30:39.003
Hey, listen to this.
701
00:30:39.004 --> 00:30:41.965
"If you find yourself struggling
to procure repayment funds,
702
00:30:41.966 --> 00:30:43.967
"here are a few useful ideas.
703
00:30:43.968 --> 00:30:47.178
"Number four.
Personal intimacy contractor."
704
00:30:47.179 --> 00:30:48.973
That sound like ho-ing to you?
705
00:30:50.140 --> 00:30:52.267
She look like
she went into debt ho-ing.
706
00:30:52.268 --> 00:30:53.768
Look at that.
707
00:30:53.769 --> 00:30:55.270
Girl, these are bounties.
708
00:30:55.271 --> 00:30:57.021
- Is that legal?
-That can't be legal.
709
00:30:57.022 --> 00:31:00.108
There's still time. Get out.
710
00:31:00.109 --> 00:31:02.026
I wish he would leave us
the hell alone.
711
00:31:02.027 --> 00:31:04.362
You're wasting your lives.
You're two beautiful ladies.
712
00:31:04.363 --> 00:31:06.824
- Wasting our lives?
- Get out!
713
00:31:07.700 --> 00:31:08.700
Run!
714
00:31:08.701 --> 00:31:10.077
Number 47!
715
00:31:10.786 --> 00:31:11.786
Come on.
716
00:31:11.787 --> 00:31:13.371
- Forty-seven!
- We heard you.
717
00:31:13.372 --> 00:31:15.749
- The hell she yelling for?
- Jesus.
718
00:31:16.542 --> 00:31:18.585
- Forty-seven!
-We heard you, ma'am!
719
00:31:18.586 --> 00:31:20.421
Uh, well, walk faster.
720
00:31:22.131 --> 00:31:24.549
Yeah, so sorry I couldn't
get you another chair.
721
00:31:24.550 --> 00:31:26.551
They don't really like you
sitting down.
722
00:31:26.552 --> 00:31:28.219
Uh, look.
723
00:31:28.220 --> 00:31:30.096
W-Why you taking a picture?
724
00:31:30.097 --> 00:31:31.180
Just in case.
725
00:31:31.181 --> 00:31:32.473
So, you want a loan?
726
00:31:32.474 --> 00:31:33.558
- Yes. Thank you.
- Yes.
727
00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:35.059
My business associate here
has just
728
00:31:35.060 --> 00:31:36.644
- run into some unexpected...
-Okay.
729
00:31:36.645 --> 00:31:38.187
Occupation.
730
00:31:38.188 --> 00:31:39.439
Uh, I'm an artist.
731
00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:42.025
I paint. I do all mediums.
732
00:31:42.026 --> 00:31:44.902
That's like oil paint, nails,
houses, inner, outer.
733
00:31:44.903 --> 00:31:47.071
Little bit of makeup. I did
the MAC counter, but the back.
734
00:31:47.072 --> 00:31:48.281
- Yeah. Oh.
- It was some other shit,
735
00:31:48.282 --> 00:31:49.366
but I... I got far.
736
00:31:49.491 --> 00:31:51.618
Uh, I thought you gave loans
to anybody.
737
00:31:51.619 --> 00:31:54.120
Yeah, anybody
with some proof of income.
738
00:31:54.121 --> 00:31:57.206
I mean, do you have an invoice
for your... ...art?
739
00:31:57.207 --> 00:31:59.250
- You don't got to be mean.
- I'll work with you.
740
00:31:59.251 --> 00:32:01.878
What about Uber? SSI? SSDI?
741
00:32:01.879 --> 00:32:04.922
What you mean,
like PPP or HBO or...
742
00:32:04.923 --> 00:32:08.009
Alimony? Child support?
We will take child support.
743
00:32:08.010 --> 00:32:10.011
No, no child, no ring.
744
00:32:10.012 --> 00:32:12.264
- I'm fuckboy-free.
-Mmm.
745
00:32:13.474 --> 00:32:15.850
- Now I am.
- Well, in that case, 48!
746
00:32:15.851 --> 00:32:17.853
- Okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait.
- 48!
747
00:32:18.604 --> 00:32:20.480
- Wait. Um...
- Uh-huh.
748
00:32:20.481 --> 00:32:23.609
- What are the interest rates?
-There.
749
00:32:25.027 --> 00:32:26.611
Damn. I thought that was
the year of establishment.
750
00:32:26.612 --> 00:32:28.529
Mm-mm.
751
00:32:28.530 --> 00:32:30.782
If you don't have the money
this month,
752
00:32:30.783 --> 00:32:33.076
you're not gonna have it
next month.
753
00:32:33.077 --> 00:32:35.370
- Get out.
- Ugh.
754
00:32:35.371 --> 00:32:37.455
- Is he here every day?
- Please!
755
00:32:37.456 --> 00:32:39.749
What did y'all do
to this nigga here?
756
00:32:39.750 --> 00:32:41.542
He is so negative.
757
00:32:41.543 --> 00:32:43.294
Do you want
the loan or not?
758
00:32:43.295 --> 00:32:44.962
I do work at a diner.
759
00:32:44.963 --> 00:32:47.173
I'm a waitress.
I make a steady paycheck.
760
00:32:47.174 --> 00:32:49.258
Okay, fine, yeah.
I'm gonna just need your I.D.
761
00:32:49.259 --> 00:32:50.927
so I can run your credit check.
762
00:32:50.928 --> 00:32:53.179
Full disclosure. My credit score
is currently a little...
763
00:32:53.180 --> 00:32:54.263
No, no, doesn't matter.
764
00:32:54.264 --> 00:32:56.140
As long as you have a job,
arms and a leg,
765
00:32:56.141 --> 00:32:57.725
the system will approve you.
766
00:32:57.726 --> 00:32:59.103
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
767
00:33:08.570 --> 00:33:09.655
Are you having a heart attack?
768
00:33:10.406 --> 00:33:12.365
- Oh, my God, ma'am.
-Are you okay?
769
00:33:12.366 --> 00:33:15.660
Are you? I've never seen
a credit score this low.
770
00:33:17.871 --> 00:33:20.123
- Well, I... you know, I...
- Oh, my God.
771
00:33:20.124 --> 00:33:21.499
When I went to business school
772
00:33:21.500 --> 00:33:23.334
- I had to get a loan, and...
- Look at it.
773
00:33:23.335 --> 00:33:24.669
I'm, you know,
trying to figure out
774
00:33:24.670 --> 00:33:25.795
how to make everything back.
775
00:33:25.796 --> 00:33:28.673
Oh, so bad.
This score is so bad.
776
00:33:28.674 --> 00:33:30.341
- I know, I know.
- You got problems.
777
00:33:30.342 --> 00:33:31.467
- Oh.
- You act like
778
00:33:31.468 --> 00:33:32.802
we in Beverly Hills
or somewhere.
779
00:33:32.803 --> 00:33:33.886
Girl, you in the hood, too.
780
00:33:33.887 --> 00:33:35.763
Listen, listen. I have an idea.
781
00:33:35.764 --> 00:33:37.473
What if we combine our scores?
782
00:33:37.474 --> 00:33:39.726
Her and I have been
living together for se--
783
00:33:39.727 --> 00:33:41.269
We've been together
for seven years.
784
00:33:41.270 --> 00:33:43.062
That's common-law marriage
in any other state.
785
00:33:43.063 --> 00:33:44.564
So we're trying to give you
an opportunity
786
00:33:44.565 --> 00:33:46.190
to embrace something innovative.
787
00:33:46.191 --> 00:33:48.192
-Oh, wow.
- Yes. Me and my wife...
788
00:33:48.193 --> 00:33:49.277
"Wife."
789
00:33:49.278 --> 00:33:50.903
...would like to get
a loan together.
790
00:33:50.904 --> 00:33:52.155
Lesbians.
791
00:33:52.156 --> 00:33:54.240
Congratulations.
792
00:33:54.241 --> 00:33:55.324
- Progressive.
- Yeah.
793
00:33:55.325 --> 00:33:57.076
Great for the company.
Great for us. It's a good look.
794
00:33:57.077 --> 00:33:58.786
No, no, no, no, no.
Not a chance.
795
00:33:58.787 --> 00:34:00.872
And you know what?
You guys are old.
796
00:34:00.873 --> 00:34:04.375
Way too old not to understand
how credit works.
797
00:34:04.376 --> 00:34:06.669
-What?
- Ladies, just get it together.
798
00:34:06.670 --> 00:34:08.296
- Sweetie, you get it together.
- "Get it together"?
799
00:34:08.297 --> 00:34:09.630
- Is that AAVE?
- You know what? Denied.
800
00:34:09.631 --> 00:34:11.174
Why are you
acting so uppity?
801
00:34:11.175 --> 00:34:12.383
You ain't nothing
but a hood rat.
802
00:34:12.384 --> 00:34:14.093
- Denied.
- Yeah. You're denied.
803
00:34:14.094 --> 00:34:15.178
- Denied.
- You're void. You're void.
804
00:34:15.179 --> 00:34:16.262
Denied.
805
00:34:16.263 --> 00:34:17.472
- Let's go.
- She gonna kick your ass.
806
00:34:17.473 --> 00:34:18.639
And I'm gonna let her.
807
00:34:18.640 --> 00:34:20.141
You lucky she holding me back.
808
00:34:20.142 --> 00:34:22.018
You gave me a good laugh, ma'am.
809
00:34:22.019 --> 00:34:24.103
We're above this.
We're above it.
810
00:34:24.104 --> 00:34:26.689
I'm so high, I'm in the sky.
811
00:34:26.690 --> 00:34:28.733
- Oh, my God.
- I'm so blessed,
812
00:34:28.734 --> 00:34:30.026
I'm not stressed.
813
00:34:30.027 --> 00:34:31.944
- Beautiful, beautiful.
-Blessed.
814
00:34:31.945 --> 00:34:33.112
Beautiful couple.
815
00:34:33.113 --> 00:34:34.781
Don't ever eat
these chips again,
816
00:34:34.782 --> 00:34:37.074
because your breath stinks!
Come on!
817
00:34:37.075 --> 00:34:38.202
Oh. Wear deodorant.
818
00:34:38.786 --> 00:34:42.205
Oh. Uh, Just kidding.
I didn't flinch at all, boo.
819
00:34:42.206 --> 00:34:43.999
Number 48!
820
00:34:45.667 --> 00:34:46.668
Forty-eight!
821
00:34:47.628 --> 00:34:49.128
I don't even know
what we're gonna do next.
822
00:34:49.129 --> 00:34:50.838
Looks like
you made it out alive.
823
00:34:50.839 --> 00:34:51.964
Thank goodness.
824
00:34:51.965 --> 00:34:53.716
Y'all don't want to know
what happened to me.
825
00:34:53.717 --> 00:34:55.760
- No, we don't.
- My name is Lucky, by the way.
826
00:34:55.761 --> 00:34:57.471
Thank you.
We're gonna walk this way.
827
00:34:59.181 --> 00:35:00.182
Hey!
828
00:35:00.891 --> 00:35:02.099
Hey. Guess what?
829
00:35:02.100 --> 00:35:04.185
I had 15 loans with them.
830
00:35:04.186 --> 00:35:06.188
Fifteen! I finally just gave up.
831
00:35:07.272 --> 00:35:09.983
No need to workin' a job.
They garnish all your wages.
832
00:35:10.108 --> 00:35:11.108
- Damn.
- Right.
833
00:35:11.109 --> 00:35:13.361
They hunt you, literally.
834
00:35:13.362 --> 00:35:14.655
It's perverse.
835
00:35:15.906 --> 00:35:16.906
I mean, are you sure
836
00:35:16.907 --> 00:35:18.074
you should be
driving after that hit?
837
00:35:18.075 --> 00:35:20.535
Why don't we just chill? I...
838
00:35:20.536 --> 00:35:23.955
Nigga, I got knocked on my ass
in front of everybody.
839
00:35:23.956 --> 00:35:25.665
'Cause of these bitches.
840
00:35:25.666 --> 00:35:27.543
Nah. Text them hoes.
841
00:35:28.335 --> 00:35:29.837
Find out where they went.
842
00:35:34.299 --> 00:35:36.551 line:5%
How much are we talking
exactly per pint?
843
00:35:36.552 --> 00:35:38.636
Well, we actually can pay you
$70 per pint,
844
00:35:38.637 --> 00:35:41.722
and you gonna get an apple pie
voucher for Church's Chicken.
845
00:35:41.723 --> 00:35:43.225
- Apple pie?
- Hell, yes.
846
00:35:43.350 --> 00:35:45.435
Okay. $140. That's a start.
847
00:35:46.270 --> 00:35:47.395
- You had me at "pie."
- All right, now,
848
00:35:47.396 --> 00:35:48.688
we can only take
one of you at a time,
849
00:35:48.689 --> 00:35:50.064
so which one is going first?
850
00:35:53.235 --> 00:35:55.236
I'm tough.
851
00:35:55.237 --> 00:35:56.947
- I'll do it.
- Yeah, sign right there, sis.
852
00:36:01.743 --> 00:36:03.411
Take it easy on me here.
853
00:36:03.412 --> 00:36:05.288
Needles make me
a little squeamish.
854
00:36:05.289 --> 00:36:07.832
Join the club, girl.
Today's my first day.
855
00:36:07.833 --> 00:36:10.418
But we gonna get through it.
856
00:36:10.419 --> 00:36:12.795
Okay, look, it's fine.
Just focus.
857
00:36:12.796 --> 00:36:15.590
Breathe.
858
00:36:15.591 --> 00:36:16.841
Focus on the money.
859
00:36:16.842 --> 00:36:18.301
- Nothing matters...
- The money.
860
00:36:18.302 --> 00:36:20.511
- ...but the money.
- But the money.
861
00:36:20.512 --> 00:36:21.596
But the money.
862
00:36:26.560 --> 00:36:27.853
Girl, no.
863
00:36:28.937 --> 00:36:30.229
Girl, fuck Keshawn.
864
00:36:30.230 --> 00:36:32.107
His ass on "read."
865
00:36:32.649 --> 00:36:35.026
Anyway,
after all of this is over,
866
00:36:35.027 --> 00:36:36.485
we gonna get
Hot Cheeto martinis.
867
00:36:36.486 --> 00:36:37.987
Not the Hot Cheeto martinis.
868
00:36:37.988 --> 00:36:39.071
Ow, fuck!
869
00:36:39.072 --> 00:36:40.615
Oh. Ooh.
870
00:36:40.616 --> 00:36:42.074
Let me try that again.
871
00:36:42.075 --> 00:36:44.785
- Uh...
- Just breathe.
872
00:36:44.786 --> 00:36:46.788
Breathe.
873
00:36:48.707 --> 00:36:49.832
I did it.
874
00:36:49.833 --> 00:36:51.626
I did it.
875
00:36:51.627 --> 00:36:54.629
Ooh! Okay.
876
00:36:54.630 --> 00:36:56.964
Now we gonna
just let it do its thing,
877
00:36:56.965 --> 00:36:59.091
and I'll be back in 30 minutes.
878
00:36:59.092 --> 00:37:01.136
You're not even taping it right.
What was your previous job?
879
00:37:02.262 --> 00:37:04.430
Stripper.
880
00:37:04.431 --> 00:37:07.183
- Anyway... Are you okay?
- I hate that lady.
881
00:37:07.184 --> 00:37:09.602
I'm asking because there's
a very comfy lounge chair.
882
00:37:09.603 --> 00:37:11.520
Go.
883
00:37:11.521 --> 00:37:14.190
I'll just be here, saving lives.
884
00:37:14.191 --> 00:37:17.402
Just imagine the money.
Dream of it. With every drop.
885
00:37:22.616 --> 00:37:23.617
Ooh.
886
00:37:32.876 --> 00:37:36.129
Please, Father God,
let this next one be rich...
887
00:37:38.632 --> 00:37:40.341
He look like
he like his mama too much.
888
00:37:40.342 --> 00:37:42.927
Skin too shiny. Ooh.
889
00:37:42.928 --> 00:37:44.888
Okay, glasses. I like that.
890
00:37:46.598 --> 00:37:47.598
Okay...
891
00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:50.352
If I donate more blood,
will I get more money?
892
00:37:54.940 --> 00:37:55.941
Do it.
893
00:38:11.748 --> 00:38:12.915
Oh, my God.
894
00:38:12.916 --> 00:38:14.835
Still alive.
895
00:38:15.961 --> 00:38:16.962
Still alive?
896
00:38:19.297 --> 00:38:20.297
The fuck?
897
00:38:20.298 --> 00:38:21.382
You could get more money,
898
00:38:21.383 --> 00:38:22.592
but I don't think
you got more blood.
899
00:38:24.136 --> 00:38:25.803
I gave four bags.
900
00:38:25.804 --> 00:38:28.097
- Come on, dummy!
- I told her on not to do it.
901
00:38:28.098 --> 00:38:29.223
Get this shit out of her.
902
00:38:29.224 --> 00:38:30.975
Wait, what are you...
Oh, my God!
903
00:38:30.976 --> 00:38:32.226
Oh, God.
904
00:38:32.227 --> 00:38:34.812
Put that back!
Ugh, it's in my mouth!
905
00:38:34.813 --> 00:38:37.189
- Girl. Unsanitary!
- Oh, my God!
906
00:38:37.190 --> 00:38:39.358
Will you...
907
00:38:39.359 --> 00:38:41.110
My bags!
908
00:38:41.111 --> 00:38:43.362
This my first day.
You gonna get me fired!
909
00:38:43.363 --> 00:38:45.031
You should've been fired!
910
00:38:45.032 --> 00:38:47.491
I was planning on
wearing this wig tonight!
911
00:38:47.492 --> 00:38:48.577
What the...
912
00:38:49.786 --> 00:38:50.829
What happened in here?
913
00:38:52.164 --> 00:38:53.456
Do we still get the money?
914
00:38:53.457 --> 00:38:55.207
No blood, no money, but...
915
00:38:55.208 --> 00:38:56.459
I can give you
916
00:38:56.460 --> 00:38:58.586
- these apple pie vouchers.
- Vouchers?
917
00:38:58.587 --> 00:38:59.671
And also,
918
00:38:59.796 --> 00:39:01.589
there's a clothes donation box
outside in the hallway.
919
00:39:01.590 --> 00:39:03.007
You look like you need it.
920
00:39:03.008 --> 00:39:04.341
Thank you.
921
00:39:04.342 --> 00:39:05.761
Do I still have a job?
922
00:39:12.726 --> 00:39:13.727 line:5%
Oh, my God.
923
00:39:21.485 --> 00:39:23.819
"Water pipes busted.
Use drive-through."
924
00:39:23.820 --> 00:39:26.573
If it ain't one thing,
it's another.
925
00:39:32.537 --> 00:39:33.538
Hello?
926
00:39:35.916 --> 00:39:36.916
Hello!
927
00:39:36.917 --> 00:39:38.375
Yo,
who are you yelling at?
928
00:39:38.376 --> 00:39:40.879
Uh, welcome to Church's Chicken.
How can I help you?
929
00:39:42.089 --> 00:39:45.508
We have these apple pie vouchers
and since we can't go inside,
930
00:39:45.509 --> 00:39:48.803
we're hoping we can get the
honey butter biscuits instead,
931
00:39:48.804 --> 00:39:50.054
for the inconvenience.
932
00:39:52.224 --> 00:39:54.475
- Whatever.
- So, is that a yeah?
933
00:39:54.476 --> 00:39:56.477
I mean, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, it's cool.
934
00:39:56.478 --> 00:39:58.480
All right.
See you at the window.
935
00:40:00.899 --> 00:40:03.192
Girl, this food gonna give me
exactly what I need.
936
00:40:03.193 --> 00:40:05.278
Okay. Listen.
937
00:40:05.946 --> 00:40:06.947
Don't trip.
938
00:40:07.656 --> 00:40:08.781
Your boo is behind us.
939
00:40:08.782 --> 00:40:10.032
Don't look!
940
00:40:10.033 --> 00:40:11.700
Let me get the chicken sandwich.
941
00:40:11.701 --> 00:40:13.369
- Okay, just fix your posture.
- He cannot see me like this.
942
00:40:13.370 --> 00:40:14.453
Not today!
943
00:40:14.454 --> 00:40:17.581
Straighten your back. And stick
the booty out. Lift your chin.
944
00:40:17.582 --> 00:40:18.667
Look alive.
945
00:40:19.501 --> 00:40:21.085
Not frightened. Alive.
946
00:40:21.086 --> 00:40:22.294
Girl, he can't even see
the front of me.
947
00:40:22.295 --> 00:40:23.629
He can feel it from the back.
948
00:40:23.630 --> 00:40:24.714
But walk normal.
949
00:40:26.049 --> 00:40:28.175
You look like a...
a struggling bird.
950
00:40:28.176 --> 00:40:30.177
- Please just...
- Girl! I can't do this.
951
00:40:30.178 --> 00:40:31.637
My ass has no charisma.
952
00:40:31.638 --> 00:40:33.390
No, it does. Tons.
Full of charisma.
953
00:40:34.641 --> 00:40:35.642
Ready?
954
00:40:37.394 --> 00:40:39.186
- Hi, how you doing?
-Hi, y'all. hey.
955
00:40:39.187 --> 00:40:40.855
Thank you so much
for being accommodating.
956
00:40:40.856 --> 00:40:42.022
- Give me the shit.
-Uh-huh.
957
00:40:42.023 --> 00:40:43.149
- You got them vouchers? Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
958
00:40:43.150 --> 00:40:44.860
Quickly as you can, sir.
Put a rush on it.
959
00:40:47.279 --> 00:40:48.904
- Oh! Come on, man!
- Oh, my gosh!
960
00:40:48.905 --> 00:40:50.281
He-He just stole our food!
961
00:40:50.282 --> 00:40:52.950
The Biscuit Burglar. Man, he be
doing that shit sometimes, man.
962
00:40:52.951 --> 00:40:54.368
Wait, you ain't gonna
call the police?
963
00:40:54.369 --> 00:40:55.911
I mean, we all stealing
from somebody.
964
00:40:55.912 --> 00:40:57.580
Y'all stole them biscuits
with them apple pie vouchers.
965
00:40:57.581 --> 00:40:58.664
- You told us it was...
- Hey, that nigga gonna
966
00:40:58.665 --> 00:41:00.333
fuck around and get smoked
doing that dumb shit.
967
00:41:00.458 --> 00:41:02.209
- By who?
- You all right in there?
968
00:41:02.210 --> 00:41:04.337
Oh, yeah, we good, man.
He been at this for weeks.
969
00:41:05.589 --> 00:41:06.590
Come on, hop in.
970
00:41:07.215 --> 00:41:08.716
I'll get y'all something.
971
00:41:08.717 --> 00:41:10.093
- For real?
-Yeah.
972
00:41:10.760 --> 00:41:12.094
Oh, you a fucking angel.
973
00:41:12.095 --> 00:41:14.013
- Get in the front with your man.
- What you mean?
974
00:41:14.014 --> 00:41:15.390
Get in the front.
975
00:41:16.641 --> 00:41:17.642
Keep it sexy.
976
00:41:18.185 --> 00:41:20.144
Where y'all coming from
dressed like that?
977
00:41:20.145 --> 00:41:21.354
Uh, gymnastics.
978
00:41:22.272 --> 00:41:23.898
Thank you so much.
Here you go.
979
00:41:23.899 --> 00:41:25.357
Thank you so much
for the food.
980
00:41:25.358 --> 00:41:26.442
Shit.
981
00:41:26.443 --> 00:41:27.943
Ah!
982
00:41:27.944 --> 00:41:30.654
- Smells... so good.
-Mmm.
983
00:41:30.655 --> 00:41:31.739
Oh, my God.
984
00:41:31.740 --> 00:41:33.992
Mmm. Goddamn.
985
00:41:36.661 --> 00:41:38.746
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait.
986
00:41:38.747 --> 00:41:40.999
You got to get into this,
baby girl. Mmm.
987
00:41:41.666 --> 00:41:44.544
Tear it. Oh!
988
00:41:45.712 --> 00:41:47.046
It's really that good?
989
00:41:47.047 --> 00:41:49.006
Yes. It's the honey
with the hot sauce.
990
00:41:49.007 --> 00:41:50.716
Just a winning combination.
991
00:41:50.717 --> 00:41:52.427
Let me get some.
992
00:41:54.095 --> 00:41:56.556
- You want me to feed it to you?
-Yeah.
993
00:42:02.520 --> 00:42:03.771
Mmm.
994
00:42:03.772 --> 00:42:05.731
-See?
- Goddamn, that shit good.
995
00:42:05.732 --> 00:42:07.442
I won't steer you wrong.
996
00:42:10.987 --> 00:42:13.280
- Damn, y'all was hungry, huh?
- Yeah.
997
00:42:13.281 --> 00:42:15.282
We just came
from the blood bank.
998
00:42:15.283 --> 00:42:16.617
You just did that just 'cause?
999
00:42:16.618 --> 00:42:17.785
Um...
1000
00:42:17.786 --> 00:42:20.538
Yeah. We just, you know...
we love giving back, you know.
1001
00:42:21.498 --> 00:42:23.541
I respect that, actually.
1002
00:42:24.209 --> 00:42:25.292
Yeah, I been donating ever since
1003
00:42:25.293 --> 00:42:26.710
I lost my homey
a few years back.
1004
00:42:26.711 --> 00:42:28.212
He, uh...
1005
00:42:28.213 --> 00:42:29.546
He got shot.
1006
00:42:29.547 --> 00:42:31.174
Wow. I'm so sorry.
1007
00:42:31.883 --> 00:42:33.884
That's very admirable, though.
1008
00:42:33.885 --> 00:42:36.429
You got some...
1009
00:42:37.514 --> 00:42:39.598
What, I got something on my face
and you just staring at it?
1010
00:42:39.599 --> 00:42:40.975
- Help me, help me.
- I got you.
1011
00:42:40.976 --> 00:42:42.060
Just get...
1012
00:42:43.353 --> 00:42:44.354
It's better?
1013
00:42:46.189 --> 00:42:47.190
Perfect.
1014
00:42:49.150 --> 00:42:50.484
Mmm.
1015
00:42:50.485 --> 00:42:51.820
You have soft hands.
1016
00:42:52.570 --> 00:42:55.072
Okay. I'mma leave
y'all two alone.
1017
00:42:55.073 --> 00:42:56.573
- I got some things to handle.
- Wait, but why? Why?
1018
00:42:56.574 --> 00:42:57.700
I'll come with you.
1019
00:42:57.701 --> 00:42:59.076
Girl, you stay. Okay?
1020
00:42:59.077 --> 00:43:00.911
I'mma go finish the mission.
1021
00:43:00.912 --> 00:43:01.996
The mission.
1022
00:43:01.997 --> 00:43:03.247
Why are you winking at me?
1023
00:43:03.248 --> 00:43:05.457
You need to relax
before your big interview.
1024
00:43:05.458 --> 00:43:07.251
You've done enough.
When it's all over,
1025
00:43:07.252 --> 00:43:08.919
- we'll get Hot Cheeto martinis.
- Oh.
1026
00:43:08.920 --> 00:43:11.505
♪ Hot Cheeto martini
You know you wantalini ♪
1027
00:43:11.506 --> 00:43:13.340
Wait. Wait, what is
a Hot Cheeto martini?
1028
00:43:13.341 --> 00:43:15.217
It's just something that we
used to say when we were kids.
1029
00:43:15.218 --> 00:43:16.385
We thought it would give us
liquid courage,
1030
00:43:16.386 --> 00:43:17.761
but we actually
have never done it.
1031
00:43:17.762 --> 00:43:19.722
- Take care of my friend.
- Uh, will do.
1032
00:43:19.723 --> 00:43:22.182
I have no idea
where she's going.
1033
00:43:22.183 --> 00:43:24.144
Yeah, she seemed turnt up.
1034
00:43:29.399 --> 00:43:30.650
Ah, shit. Hold up.
1035
00:43:33.486 --> 00:43:34.487
Yo, hello?
1036
00:43:36.740 --> 00:43:38.199
Wait, yo, what happened?
1037
00:43:38.908 --> 00:43:40.410
Yo, slow down, slow down.
1038
00:43:41.453 --> 00:43:43.454
All right, nigga,
I'm on the way to pick it up.
1039
00:43:43.455 --> 00:43:44.706
Look, I'm on the way.
1040
00:43:45.540 --> 00:43:47.917
Hey, man, I got to make a move.
Put your seat belt on real fast.
1041
00:43:49.002 --> 00:43:50.544
Wait, I've barely fastened it!
1042
00:43:50.545 --> 00:43:52.546
Tore this place up.
1043
00:43:52.547 --> 00:43:54.214
Hot-ass messes.
1044
00:43:54.215 --> 00:43:55.966
Sorry. I don't mean to
talk shit about your cousins.
1045
00:43:55.967 --> 00:43:59.678
It's cool. I mean, we're
second cousins anyway, so...
1046
00:43:59.679 --> 00:44:00.764
Excuse you.
1047
00:44:02.015 --> 00:44:03.725
I knew
these hoes was broke.
1048
00:44:04.976 --> 00:44:07.686
A little apple pie,
for your little bitch.
1049
00:44:11.816 --> 00:44:14.152
Second cousins, twice removed.
1050
00:44:16.154 --> 00:44:17.572
What a weird-ass day.
1051
00:44:34.547 --> 00:44:37.509
So, uh, why do
they call you Maniac?
1052
00:44:39.552 --> 00:44:41.846
You seem pretty calm to me.
1053
00:44:44.891 --> 00:44:46.518
I used to be real turnt up.
1054
00:44:47.268 --> 00:44:48.937
Just doing a bunch of dumb shit.
1055
00:44:50.355 --> 00:44:52.690
How turnt up,
on a scale from one to prison?
1056
00:44:55.026 --> 00:44:57.821
Nah. I ain't never go to prison.
1057
00:44:59.364 --> 00:45:01.449
I did some time in juvie, though.
1058
00:45:04.035 --> 00:45:05.662
Like, juvenile hall?
1059
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:09.249
It ain't that bad.
1060
00:45:10.291 --> 00:45:11.291
Yeah.
1061
00:45:11.292 --> 00:45:13.377
Yeah, they sent me over there,
and then...
1062
00:45:14.546 --> 00:45:17.256
Then they transferred me
out to this-this program...
1063
00:45:17.257 --> 00:45:18.466
Hey, you want to get that?
1064
00:45:21.511 --> 00:45:23.220
- Hello?
-You got to come
1065
00:45:23.221 --> 00:45:24.680
get your girl,
or she 'bout to die.
1066
00:45:24.681 --> 00:45:26.765
Me, too. Who is this?
1067
00:45:26.766 --> 00:45:28.809
I'm fine, Lucky.
Leave her alone.
1068
00:45:28.810 --> 00:45:31.145
- She's with her man.
- Wait, who the hell is Lucky?
1069
00:45:31.146 --> 00:45:32.563
I tell you who ain't lucky.
1070
00:45:32.564 --> 00:45:35.816
Your friend, if you don't get
your ass over here and pronto.
1071
00:45:35.817 --> 00:45:37.609
But where are y'all at?
1072
00:45:37.610 --> 00:45:39.069
West and 54th.
1073
00:45:39.070 --> 00:45:41.530
But you ain't heard that
from me.
1074
00:45:41.531 --> 00:45:43.949
All right. You could
drop me off somewhere?
1075
00:45:43.950 --> 00:45:46.201
- Everything good?
- I don't know.
1076
00:45:46.202 --> 00:45:47.287
Say less.
1077
00:45:48.788 --> 00:45:50.873
Welcome to Church's
Chicken. What can I get you?
1078
00:45:50.874 --> 00:45:53.000
Yeah. Did two girls
come by earlier
1079
00:45:53.001 --> 00:45:55.461
with free apple pie vouchers
from the blood bank?
1080
00:45:55.462 --> 00:45:57.212
I mean,
telling people's business
1081
00:45:57.213 --> 00:46:00.090
ain't on the menu,
but, uh, I guess.
1082
00:46:00.091 --> 00:46:01.383
You see where they went?
1083
00:46:01.384 --> 00:46:03.594
I mean, if I was
telling people's business
1084
00:46:03.595 --> 00:46:04.928
instead of standing on it,
1085
00:46:04.929 --> 00:46:08.015
I'd be like, "They hopped
in a black Mercedes and dipped."
1086
00:46:08.016 --> 00:46:10.268
But that's if I was telling
people's business, though.
1087
00:46:11.686 --> 00:46:12.686
Hey, hey.
1088
00:46:12.687 --> 00:46:15.856
I mean, long as we're here, we
might as well order something.
1089
00:46:15.857 --> 00:46:18.109
You know, keep our minds sharp.
1090
00:46:19.402 --> 00:46:21.029
- Right?
- Hmm.
1091
00:46:22.155 --> 00:46:24.031
- Yeah.
- What you want?
1092
00:46:24.032 --> 00:46:27.201
Yeah, let me
get the... a sweet treat.
1093
00:46:27.202 --> 00:46:30.287
Two apple pies, to be specific.
1094
00:46:30.288 --> 00:46:32.915
And some jal-a-peno bombers.
1095
00:46:32.916 --> 00:46:35.542
It's "jalapeño." It's like
you hollering at the peño.
1096
00:46:35.543 --> 00:46:36.628
How much is that?
1097
00:46:37.545 --> 00:46:38.754
Yeah, hey,
don't forget to ask for the...
1098
00:46:38.755 --> 00:46:39.838
Honey butter biscuits in there?
1099
00:46:39.839 --> 00:46:41.423
Got that honey butter biscuit, man.
1100
00:46:41.424 --> 00:46:43.634
- Hey.
- Oh, he strikes again!
1101
00:46:43.635 --> 00:46:44.927
- Hell, no, nigga.
-Berniece,
1102
00:46:44.928 --> 00:46:46.929
whoa, whoa, whoa!
Berniece, stop, stop, stop!
1103
00:46:46.930 --> 00:46:48.806
It's just a couple
of honey butter...
1104
00:46:49.974 --> 00:46:51.433
Oh!
1105
00:46:58.983 --> 00:46:59.984
What?
1106
00:47:04.822 --> 00:47:05.989
Thank you.
1107
00:47:05.990 --> 00:47:08.367
I don't know why y'all keep
fucking with me.
1108
00:47:10.537 --> 00:47:11.538
Fuckers.
1109
00:47:18.795 --> 00:47:20.463
Alyssa, what the fuck?
1110
00:47:21.172 --> 00:47:22.172
Hey, Dreux!
1111
00:47:22.173 --> 00:47:23.924
It ain't worth it!
Alyssa!
1112
00:47:23.925 --> 00:47:26.635
Alyssa, what the hell is you
doing up there? Get down!
1113
00:47:26.636 --> 00:47:28.303
I'mma go see if somebody
got a ladder or something.
1114
00:47:28.304 --> 00:47:30.305
Somebody threw some
retro Jordans up here, bitch.
1115
00:47:30.306 --> 00:47:31.640
You know how much that's worth?
1116
00:47:31.641 --> 00:47:33.016
- Look.
-So what?
1117
00:47:33.017 --> 00:47:34.685
You about to die. Get down!
1118
00:47:34.686 --> 00:47:37.062
Cover up.
Your lady bits are showing.
1119
00:47:37.063 --> 00:47:38.730
Lucky, how the hell
did she get up there?
1120
00:47:38.731 --> 00:47:40.899
- I'mma have to go get her.
- No, don't do that.
1121
00:47:40.900 --> 00:47:42.943
I done seen
fat squirrels fry up there.
1122
00:47:42.944 --> 00:47:44.611
We're both just too big for it.
1123
00:47:45.947 --> 00:47:47.030
Shit, shit, shit.
1124
00:47:47.031 --> 00:47:48.782
This is King Lolo's hood.
1125
00:47:48.783 --> 00:47:50.742
You don't want them kind
of problems.
1126
00:47:50.743 --> 00:47:53.704
He ain't gonna miss some random
pair of shoes on a power line.
1127
00:47:53.705 --> 00:47:56.331
I'm just saying,
he ain't screwed too tight.
1128
00:47:56.332 --> 00:47:57.416
Take heed!
1129
00:47:57.417 --> 00:47:59.835
He the one that threw 'em
up here. He must ain't want 'em.
1130
00:47:59.836 --> 00:48:01.044
Alyssa, be careful!
1131
00:48:01.045 --> 00:48:02.713
You take heed.
1132
00:48:02.714 --> 00:48:04.172
Somebody take heed.
1133
00:48:04.173 --> 00:48:05.674
Heed is not being taken.
1134
00:48:07.093 --> 00:48:08.177
Catch.
1135
00:48:08.845 --> 00:48:10.762
Got it.
1136
00:48:10.763 --> 00:48:13.015
- It's getting hot.
-Oh, shit.
1137
00:48:13.016 --> 00:48:15.517
Bitch, you about
to get electrocuted!
1138
00:48:15.518 --> 00:48:18.229
It's gonna be shea butter smell
all over the hood.
1139
00:48:23.443 --> 00:48:24.901
Someone call 911.
1140
00:48:24.902 --> 00:48:25.986
Oh! Hell, no!
1141
00:48:25.987 --> 00:48:28.698
She didn't take heed.
1142
00:48:39.083 --> 00:48:41.043
Oh, my God,
I thought I killed you.
1143
00:48:41.044 --> 00:48:42.336
All right, don't be mad,
1144
00:48:42.337 --> 00:48:44.339
but you passed out
and I panicked.
1145
00:48:47.008 --> 00:48:49.217
Bitch, are we in an ambulance?
1146
00:48:49.218 --> 00:48:50.927
That's a $2,000 bill.
1147
00:48:50.928 --> 00:48:52.012
We got to get the hell up
out of here.
1148
00:48:52.013 --> 00:48:53.138
- Ma'am.
- We're not jumping out
1149
00:48:53.139 --> 00:48:54.264
of a moving vehicle.
1150
00:48:54.265 --> 00:48:56.017
Ma'am,
can you please lay back down?
1151
00:49:01.147 --> 00:49:02.357
It's not moving now.
1152
00:49:02.815 --> 00:49:03.815
- Come on!
- Ma'am. Ma'am.
1153
00:49:03.816 --> 00:49:04.900
God.
1154
00:49:04.901 --> 00:49:05.984
- Hey!
- Ma'am...
1155
00:49:05.985 --> 00:49:07.986
Ma'am, we're trying to help you!
1156
00:49:07.987 --> 00:49:11.366
We have your information.
We know where to send the bill.
1157
00:49:17.163 --> 00:49:18.830
We already took you halfway.
1158
00:49:25.672 --> 00:49:28.799
I need a gym membership
and a better shirt.
1159
00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:30.175
Girl, I thought you was a goner.
1160
00:49:30.176 --> 00:49:32.052
You have no idea
how scary that was.
1161
00:49:32.053 --> 00:49:34.137
You'll never be able
to get rid of me, bitch.
1162
00:49:34.138 --> 00:49:35.389
Even if I was dead.
1163
00:49:35.390 --> 00:49:36.473
You gonna haunt me?
1164
00:49:36.474 --> 00:49:38.141
You know I can't go full-time
on the afterlife.
1165
00:49:38.142 --> 00:49:39.851
I got to go half and half,
back and forth.
1166
00:49:39.852 --> 00:49:42.104
- A little hippity-hop?
- Anyway, wait till I flip these.
1167
00:49:42.105 --> 00:49:44.106
Girl, don't nobody want
them dusty-ass J's.
1168
00:49:44.107 --> 00:49:46.609
They tore up from the floor up.
1169
00:49:47.193 --> 00:49:48.193
Fuck all that.
1170
00:49:48.194 --> 00:49:50.196
Look at how much we're
gonna make on these shoes.
1171
00:49:52.615 --> 00:49:53.615
Is that for real?
1172
00:49:53.616 --> 00:49:56.326
- Are you with me now?
- How do you even know that?
1173
00:49:56.327 --> 00:49:58.537
Because Keshawn
is obsessed with Jordans.
1174
00:49:58.538 --> 00:50:00.455
Keshawn is obsessed with
everything but having a home.
1175
00:50:00.456 --> 00:50:03.166
I'm sorry. I-I'm sorry
1176
00:50:03.167 --> 00:50:04.543
for all this Keshawn shit.
1177
00:50:04.544 --> 00:50:06.378
I know it is all my fault.
1178
00:50:06.379 --> 00:50:08.255
- Believe me.
- It is what it is.
1179
00:50:08.256 --> 00:50:10.465
We are in this together
and, uh...
1180
00:50:10.466 --> 00:50:12.634
and let's go sell these shoes
and get this money.
1181
00:50:12.635 --> 00:50:13.719
Yes.
1182
00:50:13.720 --> 00:50:15.095
Damn, Dorothy!
1183
00:50:15.096 --> 00:50:17.180
Shit like that's
got asbestos in it.
1184
00:50:50.047 --> 00:50:51.965
"And a symbol
of the neighborhood
1185
00:50:51.966 --> 00:50:53.550
in which they originate."
1186
00:50:53.551 --> 00:50:55.052
How much you think?
1187
00:50:56.971 --> 00:50:58.805
- Go big or go home.
- Exactly.
1188
00:50:58.806 --> 00:51:00.515
That's what I was thinking.
1189
00:51:00.516 --> 00:51:03.603
- 2,500.
-2,500.
1190
00:51:04.270 --> 00:51:05.271
What?
1191
00:51:07.982 --> 00:51:09.941
It's coming.
I got a good feeling about this.
1192
00:51:09.942 --> 00:51:11.234
Yeah, you always got
a good feeling.
1193
00:51:11.235 --> 00:51:13.153
Was I not right about Maniac?
1194
00:51:13.154 --> 00:51:14.362
Maniac.
1195
00:51:14.363 --> 00:51:16.198
Did he see everything
that went down?
1196
00:51:16.199 --> 00:51:17.824
Oh, my God, I didn't even get
a chance to tell you, girl.
1197
00:51:17.825 --> 00:51:19.451
He took control
of the whole situation.
1198
00:51:19.452 --> 00:51:21.953
He called 911.
He knew all the EMTs by name.
1199
00:51:21.954 --> 00:51:23.121
It's like,
I knew he was gangsta,
1200
00:51:23.122 --> 00:51:25.040
but how many people
do you have to shoot
1201
00:51:25.041 --> 00:51:26.458
to know the EMTs by name?
1202
00:51:30.129 --> 00:51:31.129
We got a buyer.
1203
00:51:31.130 --> 00:51:33.632
And he's willing
to pay full price!
1204
00:51:33.633 --> 00:51:35.008
Let's fucking go!
1205
00:51:35.009 --> 00:51:36.384
Let's go! I told you!
1206
00:51:36.385 --> 00:51:38.887
Girl, calm... calm down. Okay?
Because it's 2:55 right now,
1207
00:51:38.888 --> 00:51:40.555
I got to go
to my interview at 4:00,
1208
00:51:40.556 --> 00:51:42.057
and we got to get this money
to Uche by 6:00.
1209
00:51:42.058 --> 00:51:43.266
Nah, we straight. We got it.
1210
00:51:43.267 --> 00:51:44.976
Tell him to meet us right now
or the deal's off.
1211
00:51:44.977 --> 00:51:46.646
Cash only, Jim Gilliam Park.
1212
00:51:47.814 --> 00:51:50.148
Yes. Who are you,
Franklin Saint?
1213
00:51:50.149 --> 00:51:52.609
Ancestors, come through.
Ancestors, come through.
1214
00:51:52.610 --> 00:51:56.112
All right. He said, "Cool."
Cool.
1215
00:51:56.113 --> 00:51:58.448
Let's get it, do it!
1216
00:51:58.449 --> 00:51:59.908
- Go!
- Yeah!
1217
00:51:59.909 --> 00:52:01.952
- Don't doubt me ever again.
- Oh, my gosh. Oh. W-W-Wait.
1218
00:52:01.953 --> 00:52:04.329
He could be a murderer.
This is the Internet.
1219
00:52:04.330 --> 00:52:06.456
So I'll do the deal, and you
just stand by in the distance
1220
00:52:06.457 --> 00:52:07.874
and watch and make sure
everything's okay.
1221
00:52:07.875 --> 00:52:08.959
I will pack that nigga out.
1222
00:52:08.960 --> 00:52:10.086
- I got you.
- Okay.
1223
00:52:11.504 --> 00:52:12.713
Yeah.
1224
00:52:15.258 --> 00:52:17.050
So you say your father
wore these, right?
1225
00:52:17.051 --> 00:52:18.343
Yes. Yes, sir.
1226
00:52:18.344 --> 00:52:20.387
Yeah, he wore 'em every day.
1227
00:52:20.388 --> 00:52:22.764
That's why they've got
the lived-in aesthetic.
1228
00:52:22.765 --> 00:52:23.850
I like that.
1229
00:52:24.809 --> 00:52:26.227
I like that a lot. Okay.
1230
00:52:27.395 --> 00:52:29.689
Hmm. I could see that, too.
1231
00:52:32.024 --> 00:52:33.108
What was his name?
1232
00:52:33.109 --> 00:52:34.192
My dad?
1233
00:52:34.193 --> 00:52:35.902
- Mm-hmm.
- Uh...
1234
00:52:35.903 --> 00:52:38.280
Name was Cornelius.
Do you want these or...
1235
00:52:38.281 --> 00:52:39.823
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1236
00:52:39.824 --> 00:52:43.410
You said your dad name
"was Cornelius."
1237
00:52:43.411 --> 00:52:44.495
What...
1238
00:52:45.413 --> 00:52:46.413
What happened?
1239
00:52:46.414 --> 00:52:49.040
Uh... A-A boating accident.
1240
00:52:49.041 --> 00:52:50.667
Your father had a boat accident?
1241
00:52:50.668 --> 00:52:52.127
I'm actually on a bit
of a time crunch, so if you...
1242
00:52:52.128 --> 00:52:53.920
What you mean, Cornelius got
into a boat accident?
1243
00:52:53.921 --> 00:52:56.089
- What? What?
- Let me hook you up real quick.
1244
00:52:56.090 --> 00:52:58.383
Get you the real treatment, man.
1245
00:52:58.384 --> 00:53:00.386
We just need to, boom,
put your foot. Come on. Mm-hmm.
1246
00:53:01.012 --> 00:53:03.764
Whoo! Now,
that went in like butter.
1247
00:53:04.515 --> 00:53:06.766
So clean but dirty
'cause it's vintage!
1248
00:53:06.767 --> 00:53:08.435
So, what you got?
What you gonna do?
1249
00:53:14.150 --> 00:53:15.610
- Are you crying?
- It's just,
1250
00:53:16.444 --> 00:53:18.361
when I see these and you telling
1251
00:53:18.362 --> 00:53:21.741
a story about your dad
Cornelius, it just...
1252
00:53:23.117 --> 00:53:24.701
But you don't know him.
1253
00:53:24.702 --> 00:53:26.161
You don't know the man.
1254
00:53:26.162 --> 00:53:28.247
Just reminds me of...
1255
00:53:29.415 --> 00:53:31.417
- Hey, man.
- ...of my father 'cause...
1256
00:53:32.418 --> 00:53:34.420
Your father had a incident
on a boat.
1257
00:53:35.504 --> 00:53:39.633
So did... So did my father
and my grandfather,
1258
00:53:39.634 --> 00:53:42.385
and my great-grandfather,
you know, proverbially speaking.
1259
00:53:42.386 --> 00:53:43.470
I know.
1260
00:53:43.471 --> 00:53:45.221
No, you don't know.
I'm talking about slavery!
1261
00:53:45.222 --> 00:53:47.223
We done been through
a lot, brother.
1262
00:53:47.224 --> 00:53:48.308
Yes, we have.
1263
00:53:48.309 --> 00:53:49.893
So, how about this?
1264
00:53:49.894 --> 00:53:52.604
You take 'em today,
I give 'em to you for 15.
1265
00:53:52.605 --> 00:53:54.607
Perfect. Deal.
1266
00:53:55.441 --> 00:53:56.441
Motherfucker.
1267
00:53:56.442 --> 00:53:58.360
Yeah.
1268
00:53:58.361 --> 00:54:00.028
I tricked your ass.
1269
00:54:00.029 --> 00:54:02.238
Girl, I can't believe
this worked.
1270
00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:04.199
You literally got some
dusty shoes off a pole,
1271
00:54:04.200 --> 00:54:06.368
and we used it to make rent?
I mean, what?
1272
00:54:06.369 --> 00:54:07.619
We probably could've got more,
1273
00:54:07.620 --> 00:54:09.621
but, you know,
I messed it up at the end.
1274
00:54:09.622 --> 00:54:11.122
But that nigga started crying,
and you know men look
1275
00:54:11.123 --> 00:54:12.582
so ugly when they cry,
so I just cracked.
1276
00:54:12.583 --> 00:54:13.833
We could've been homeless,
and now we not.
1277
00:54:13.834 --> 00:54:14.960
Now we not.
1278
00:54:14.961 --> 00:54:17.003
Just like that.
Life is looking up for us.
1279
00:54:17.004 --> 00:54:18.505
You got to claim it.
You gonna get a promotion.
1280
00:54:18.506 --> 00:54:19.589
We is not broke.
1281
00:54:19.590 --> 00:54:21.383
We gonna live in abundance.
1282
00:54:21.384 --> 00:54:23.843
Girl, we can't get this check.
1283
00:54:23.844 --> 00:54:25.178
It's 3:30. I-I got to get ready.
1284
00:54:25.179 --> 00:54:26.513
I got to get dressed.
I got to change.
1285
00:54:26.514 --> 00:54:28.098
No, fuck all that. You don't
have time for any of that.
1286
00:54:28.099 --> 00:54:29.224
You need to roll
with this energy right here.
1287
00:54:29.225 --> 00:54:30.308
It's fine. You look great.
1288
00:54:30.309 --> 00:54:31.434
Girl, I can't go in there
looking like
1289
00:54:31.435 --> 00:54:32.560
a thick praying mantis.
1290
00:54:32.561 --> 00:54:35.146
You look like all this money
in my hand and in my pocket.
1291
00:54:35.147 --> 00:54:36.231
You look like a ball of light.
1292
00:54:36.232 --> 00:54:37.899
Lead them to the promised land.
Show us.
1293
00:54:37.900 --> 00:54:39.484
♪ Show 'em, lead us, do it ♪
1294
00:54:39.485 --> 00:54:41.111
♪ Do it like a dance
like I wanna know what it ♪
1295
00:54:41.112 --> 00:54:43.071
♪ And turn it up, bop-bop,
and then walk, hit it ♪
1296
00:54:43.072 --> 00:54:44.155
♪ Walk, do we, do we ♪
1297
00:54:44.156 --> 00:54:45.740
♪ Can we go to the office ♪
1298
00:54:45.741 --> 00:54:47.534
- ♪ Try to get the money ♪
- ♪ Walk in, yuh, yuh ♪
1299
00:54:47.535 --> 00:54:49.911
Girl, do not flash the bankroll.
1300
00:54:49.912 --> 00:54:51.454
I'm sorry.
I was trying to motivate you.
1301
00:54:51.455 --> 00:54:52.706
- You got too hype.
- You know what, get...
1302
00:54:52.707 --> 00:54:53.916
Let's get this bus. Come on.
1303
00:55:00.047 --> 00:55:02.173
Girl, slow down.
You finna work up a sweat.
1304
00:55:02.174 --> 00:55:04.759
- I just did your hair.
- Girl, it's already 3:57.
1305
00:55:04.760 --> 00:55:06.511
You don't want to be right on
time. That's giving desperate.
1306
00:55:06.512 --> 00:55:08.179
I am desperate.
1307
00:55:08.180 --> 00:55:10.849
If I get this job, you and me
gonna be good for real.
1308
00:55:10.850 --> 00:55:13.101
We won't have to do
all this crazy shit anymore.
1309
00:55:13.102 --> 00:55:14.895
I'm ready to be a kept woman.
1310
00:55:15.855 --> 00:55:16.855
All right.
1311
00:55:16.856 --> 00:55:18.107
Hey, hey.
1312
00:55:18.691 --> 00:55:19.899
Get out of your head.
1313
00:55:19.900 --> 00:55:21.526
You got this.
1314
00:55:21.527 --> 00:55:23.779
Your greatness is undeniable.
1315
00:55:24.697 --> 00:55:26.032
♪ You're the what, not the... ♪
1316
00:55:26.157 --> 00:55:27.657
♪ I'm the one, not the two ♪
1317
00:55:27.658 --> 00:55:28.783
♪ You're the what, not the... ♪
1318
00:55:28.784 --> 00:55:30.076
♪ I'm the one, not the two ♪
1319
00:55:30.077 --> 00:55:31.161
- ♪ You're the... ♪
- ♪ I'm the one ♪
1320
00:55:31.162 --> 00:55:32.245
- ♪ Not the... ♪
- ♪ Two ♪
1321
00:55:32.246 --> 00:55:33.539
Yeah, I love you.
1322
00:55:33.873 --> 00:55:35.540
I love you so much.
1323
00:55:35.541 --> 00:55:37.208
I'll be over here.
1324
00:55:37.209 --> 00:55:38.294
Love you.
1325
00:55:50.514 --> 00:55:52.183 line:5%
Hello. I'll be right back.
1326
00:55:57.772 --> 00:55:59.397
Hi, I'm Dreux Jones.
1327
00:55:59.398 --> 00:56:01.775
- I'm here for the interview.
- Oh. Oh, yes.
1328
00:56:01.776 --> 00:56:03.151
Perfect timing.
1329
00:56:03.152 --> 00:56:04.694
If you'll follow me,
I can lead you back.
1330
00:56:04.695 --> 00:56:05.780
Cool.
1331
00:56:14.622 --> 00:56:16.164
Go ahead and have a seat.
1332
00:56:16.165 --> 00:56:18.583
Shayla and Norman
are on their way.
1333
00:56:18.584 --> 00:56:20.877
Uh, can I get you anything?
Water? Coffee?
1334
00:56:20.878 --> 00:56:22.171
I'm okay. Thank you.
1335
00:56:35.184 --> 00:56:36.768
Hi. Drex?
1336
00:56:36.769 --> 00:56:38.228
Uh, it's actually Dreux.
1337
00:56:38.229 --> 00:56:40.230
Oh. Dreux, with an "X."
1338
00:56:40.231 --> 00:56:41.816
- Yeah.
- Okay.
1339
00:56:43.400 --> 00:56:45.861
- That's a new one.
- Yeah. You know...
1340
00:56:45.986 --> 00:56:48.030
Parents didn't make it easy
on you, did they?
1341
00:56:50.282 --> 00:56:54.619
Hi, so, so sorry I am late.
I had to finish up a call.
1342
00:56:54.620 --> 00:56:56.996
- Hi.
- I'm Shayla. Nice to meet you.
1343
00:56:56.997 --> 00:56:58.707
Wonderful to meet you, too.
1344
00:57:00.334 --> 00:57:01.335
Hola, señorita.
1345
00:57:02.002 --> 00:57:03.711
Shit, I see you.
1346
00:57:03.712 --> 00:57:06.549
You got all the fruits.
1347
00:57:07.258 --> 00:57:09.635
How you say "papaya" in Spanish?
1348
00:57:10.511 --> 00:57:11.511
Papaya.
1349
00:57:11.512 --> 00:57:13.555
Okay. Let me get
a little bit of everything.
1350
00:57:13.556 --> 00:57:15.014
You want Tajín and chamoy?
1351
00:57:15.015 --> 00:57:16.641
The lime. All of that, please.
1352
00:57:16.642 --> 00:57:17.976
And do you want
a small or large?
1353
00:57:17.977 --> 00:57:21.729
I only have enough
for the little one,
1354
00:57:21.730 --> 00:57:24.024
but I really want the big one.
1355
00:57:26.902 --> 00:57:29.904
So, I researched
the qualifications on LinkedIn
1356
00:57:29.905 --> 00:57:32.574
just to see
where I could stand out. Um...
1357
00:57:32.575 --> 00:57:35.660
Pretty much anything
you can think of, I've done it.
1358
00:57:35.661 --> 00:57:36.995
Top to bottom.
1359
00:57:36.996 --> 00:57:39.164
And I'm not saying
that I know everything,
1360
00:57:39.165 --> 00:57:41.499
but I do think that
I have the right ingredients
1361
00:57:41.500 --> 00:57:44.545
to succeed here.
With you guys' help, of course.
1362
00:57:46.088 --> 00:57:49.299
You know, I actually was
a waitress here, too.
1363
00:57:49.300 --> 00:57:52.385
- You used to wear the Dickies?
- Oh, I wore the Dickies.
1364
00:57:53.804 --> 00:57:54.971
Yeah, I graduated,
1365
00:57:54.972 --> 00:57:57.599
I couldn't find a fancy job,
so I bussed tables.
1366
00:57:57.600 --> 00:58:00.810
In college, I was a line cook
at Denny's. Don't tell anyone.
1367
00:58:02.021 --> 00:58:05.148
Okay, so, Dreux, you have all
of the restaurant experience.
1368
00:58:05.149 --> 00:58:07.358
In fact, you are
one of the most experienced
1369
00:58:07.359 --> 00:58:09.987
out of all of our applicants,
but...
1370
00:58:10.738 --> 00:58:14.783
I want to know more about
who Dreux is, okay?
1371
00:58:15.659 --> 00:58:17.745
What separates you
from your competitors?
1372
00:58:19.246 --> 00:58:20.247
I'm dedicated.
1373
00:58:21.582 --> 00:58:25.586
I care about my customers,
and I-I treat them like family.
1374
00:58:26.670 --> 00:58:27.795
I want them to feel like
1375
00:58:27.796 --> 00:58:29.256
they're having dinner
with a loved one...
1376
00:58:30.132 --> 00:58:31.132
named Norm.
1377
00:58:31.133 --> 00:58:33.010
Uncle Norm.
1378
00:58:34.178 --> 00:58:35.386
I work hard.
1379
00:58:35.387 --> 00:58:36.679
And I won't give up.
1380
00:58:36.680 --> 00:58:39.098
I'll be a great
franchise manager.
1381
00:58:39.099 --> 00:58:40.517
Here's the little one.
1382
00:58:41.185 --> 00:58:42.978
- Hmm.
- Muchas gracias.
1383
00:58:43.729 --> 00:58:44.939
Gracias. Thank you.
1384
00:58:51.320 --> 00:58:54.281
Thirsty-ass nigga,
get off my phone.
1385
00:58:57.952 --> 00:58:59.702
Let me show you
a nigga with a job.
1386
00:58:59.703 --> 00:59:01.329
Excuse me. Can you take
a picture with me, please,
1387
00:59:01.330 --> 00:59:02.413
real quick?
1388
00:59:02.414 --> 00:59:04.208
- Uh, okay.
- Thank you. Thank you.
1389
00:59:06.168 --> 00:59:08.628
- Uh, where would you like me...
- Two seconds. Hold this.
1390
00:59:08.629 --> 00:59:10.005
- Uh, oh. Oh.
- Thank you.
1391
00:59:14.635 --> 00:59:16.511
- Say "queso."
- Queso.
1392
00:59:16.512 --> 00:59:17.971
Like you mean it.
1393
00:59:17.972 --> 00:59:19.682
- Queso.
- Dame más.
1394
00:59:28.315 --> 00:59:29.316
Um...
1395
00:59:30.067 --> 00:59:32.735
She just
hit me back.
1396
00:59:32.736 --> 00:59:34.279
She did?
1397
00:59:34.280 --> 00:59:35.364
Where is she?
1398
00:59:36.865 --> 00:59:39.076
- I can't... I don't...
- Give me the fucking...
1399
00:59:41.370 --> 00:59:43.580
Hmm. I know where that is.
1400
00:59:45.958 --> 00:59:47.251
Slow down!
1401
00:59:48.335 --> 00:59:50.920
And since we're
on the subject of mainstays,
1402
00:59:50.921 --> 00:59:53.424
you know what we have
to talk about, don't you?
1403
00:59:54.008 --> 00:59:55.967
- The church crowd.
- The church crowd!
1404
00:59:57.428 --> 01:00:00.346
- Why are they so mean?
- Okay?
1405
01:00:00.347 --> 01:00:02.015
The spirit of the Lord
should be all over them.
1406
01:00:02.016 --> 01:00:03.391
I mean, come on, Esther.
You just came from church.
1407
01:00:03.392 --> 01:00:04.892
We do our best business
on Sundays.
1408
01:00:04.893 --> 01:00:05.977
Let's cut 'em some slack.
1409
01:00:05.978 --> 01:00:07.562
And it's really because
they're hangry,
1410
01:00:07.563 --> 01:00:08.938
especially the Baptists.
1411
01:00:08.939 --> 01:00:10.940
I mean, they in there surviving
on crackers and grape juice.
1412
01:00:10.941 --> 01:00:12.650
It's not enough.
1413
01:00:12.651 --> 01:00:15.320
They actually need
a special Sunday menu.
1414
01:00:15.321 --> 01:00:16.780
It's what I'm thinking.
1415
01:00:17.197 --> 01:00:18.197
Hmm.
1416
01:00:18.198 --> 01:00:20.283
Thank you, Victor.
1417
01:00:20.284 --> 01:00:22.202
- Of course.
- I'mma call you.
1418
01:00:23.203 --> 01:00:25.079
Can you
text me those pictures?
1419
01:00:25.080 --> 01:00:27.332
You didn't think you was gonna
see me again, huh, little bitch?
1420
01:00:27.333 --> 01:00:29.418
No. Berniece.
1421
01:00:32.212 --> 01:00:35.298
- Well, this has been fun, Dreux.
- Thank you so much.
1422
01:00:35.299 --> 01:00:36.716
Now, we do have other applicants
1423
01:00:36.717 --> 01:00:38.259
that we need
to interview, but...
1424
01:00:38.260 --> 01:00:40.678
I think I can speak
for everyone when I say
1425
01:00:40.679 --> 01:00:42.138
that you are definitely
the type of candidate
1426
01:00:42.139 --> 01:00:44.599
that we have always had in mind
when we designed this program.
1427
01:00:44.600 --> 01:00:46.225
- Yay!
- Okay?
1428
01:00:46.226 --> 01:00:47.810
- So, for next steps...
-...fuck you up,
1429
01:00:47.811 --> 01:00:49.354
- dirty bitch!
- Uh... Huh.
1430
01:00:49.355 --> 01:00:51.773
You remember me?
You knew when you was
1431
01:00:51.774 --> 01:00:54.067
- in my motherfucking house.
-Did you see that?
1432
01:00:54.068 --> 01:00:55.943
Gosh, crime has gotten
so bad here.
1433
01:00:55.944 --> 01:00:58.946
Uh, yeah.
It's really on the rise.
1434
01:00:58.947 --> 01:01:00.198
You were saying
1435
01:01:00.199 --> 01:01:01.741
- about the next steps?
-Dreux!
1436
01:01:01.742 --> 01:01:03.326
-Uh, are...
- I'll fuck you up!
1437
01:01:03.327 --> 01:01:05.661
-Dreux! I need help!
- D-Don't resist!
1438
01:01:05.662 --> 01:01:07.663
- Are they with you?
- What?
1439
01:01:07.664 --> 01:01:08.748
-Dreux!
- No. No.
1440
01:01:08.749 --> 01:01:10.458
I've never seen those people
in my life.
1441
01:01:10.459 --> 01:01:12.251
Dreux, can you hear me?
1442
01:01:12.252 --> 01:01:14.837
- Help!
-No, don't resist!
1443
01:01:14.838 --> 01:01:16.590
- I...
-Dreux!
1444
01:01:19.635 --> 01:01:20.636
I'm sorry.
1445
01:01:23.222 --> 01:01:24.597
Oh.
1446
01:01:24.598 --> 01:01:26.099
Don't you ever bring your ass
1447
01:01:26.100 --> 01:01:28.142
to my motherfucking house,
stanky!
1448
01:01:28.143 --> 01:01:30.104
- Hey, get off her. Get off her!
- Get off me, bitch!
1449
01:01:30.813 --> 01:01:31.813
Get off me, ho!
1450
01:01:31.814 --> 01:01:33.481
- Hey! I'm ready.
- You hos want to...
1451
01:01:33.482 --> 01:01:35.109
- You hos want to get beat?
- Hit me! Hit me!
1452
01:01:50.749 --> 01:01:51.834
Yes!
1453
01:01:52.626 --> 01:01:53.668
Bitch!
1454
01:01:57.131 --> 01:01:58.757
Oh, y'all hos got some money.
1455
01:01:59.425 --> 01:02:01.843
Yeah, we gonna
call this interest
1456
01:02:01.844 --> 01:02:05.304
for all the bullshit you bitches
put me through today.
1457
01:02:05.305 --> 01:02:07.014
And I better not catch y'all
on my block.
1458
01:02:07.015 --> 01:02:08.100
No, no, no, no, no.
1459
01:02:09.393 --> 01:02:10.561
The money.
1460
01:02:14.565 --> 01:02:15.690
Not bad, y'all.
1461
01:02:15.691 --> 01:02:17.067
Keshawn,
bring your ass!
1462
01:02:22.197 --> 01:02:23.532
Shayla. Shayla!
1463
01:02:28.954 --> 01:02:29.954
Wait, wait.
1464
01:02:29.955 --> 01:02:32.290
I know how this looks,
1465
01:02:32.291 --> 01:02:34.125
but I can promise you
I'm not like that.
1466
01:02:34.126 --> 01:02:36.752
Okay, Dreux, you...
You need to leave.
1467
01:02:36.753 --> 01:02:40.256
No, just please let me explain.
I had a crazy day. My...
1468
01:02:40.257 --> 01:02:41.632
I tried to sell this man
some shoes,
1469
01:02:41.633 --> 01:02:42.717
and my girl got electrocuted.
1470
01:02:42.718 --> 01:02:44.218
We had to jump out
of a ambulance.
1471
01:02:44.219 --> 01:02:48.765
Okay, clearly, you are not
the girl we are looking for.
1472
01:03:05.115 --> 01:03:07.241
I don't get it. I don't get it.
1473
01:03:07.242 --> 01:03:08.868
I feel like I'm hanging on
by my fingernails,
1474
01:03:08.869 --> 01:03:11.537
and every time I think
I got some momentum, it's...
1475
01:03:11.538 --> 01:03:13.456
I mean, how did they even know
we was here?
1476
01:03:13.457 --> 01:03:14.750
Like, what the fuck?
1477
01:03:18.295 --> 01:03:19.463
Dreux, I...
1478
01:03:20.589 --> 01:03:21.590
- Dreux...
- Nah.
1479
01:03:22.633 --> 01:03:23.633
- No.
-I...
1480
01:03:23.634 --> 01:03:25.009
Alyssa, tell me
1481
01:03:25.010 --> 01:03:26.636
it was the universe
that brought them to us.
1482
01:03:26.637 --> 01:03:27.970
Tell me it was kismet
1483
01:03:27.971 --> 01:03:29.514
or whatever the fuck
you be talking about.
1484
01:03:29.515 --> 01:03:31.015
Tell me it was anything
other than the fact
1485
01:03:31.016 --> 01:03:32.517
that you talked to Keshawn.
1486
01:03:32.518 --> 01:03:35.061
No, it wasn't like that. I swear
to God it wasn't like that.
1487
01:03:35.062 --> 01:03:36.395
- I swear to God.
- God.
1488
01:03:36.396 --> 01:03:38.773
- Listen.
- Do you do it on purpose?
1489
01:03:38.774 --> 01:03:40.859
Just tell me,
do you do it on purpose?
1490
01:03:42.778 --> 01:03:44.362
Seriously, you're a dumbass.
1491
01:03:44.363 --> 01:03:46.072
And you and Keshawn
deserve each other
1492
01:03:46.073 --> 01:03:47.198
because y'all are
good for nothing
1493
01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:48.324
other than fucking up my life.
1494
01:03:48.325 --> 01:03:50.994
That's how you feel?
I'm glad you finally said it.
1495
01:03:51.745 --> 01:03:53.329
Here you go, trying to deflect.
1496
01:03:53.330 --> 01:03:55.081
Typical Alyssa.
Take some responsibility.
1497
01:03:55.082 --> 01:03:57.083
No, you take
some responsibility.
1498
01:03:57.084 --> 01:03:58.876
I know exactly
who the fuck I am.
1499
01:03:58.877 --> 01:03:59.961
I know all my shortcomings.
1500
01:03:59.962 --> 01:04:01.128
I never blamed you
for any of them.
1501
01:04:01.129 --> 01:04:02.630
What's that supposed to mean?
1502
01:04:02.631 --> 01:04:05.216
It means it's not my fault
you hate your fucking life.
1503
01:04:05.217 --> 01:04:06.842
It's not my fault
1504
01:04:06.843 --> 01:04:08.344
shit didn't turn out
the way you wanted it to.
1505
01:04:08.345 --> 01:04:09.638
You plan everything.
1506
01:04:10.305 --> 01:04:11.681
I waste so much energy
1507
01:04:11.682 --> 01:04:13.599
trying to make you feel better
about yourself.
1508
01:04:13.600 --> 01:04:15.893
"Come on, Dreux."
"Believe in yourself, Dreux."
1509
01:04:15.894 --> 01:04:18.313
"Fix your hair, Dreux."
You still at a fucking diner.
1510
01:04:19.523 --> 01:04:21.108
Least I have a fucking plan.
1511
01:04:22.526 --> 01:04:24.278
You don't have a real job!
1512
01:04:24.987 --> 01:04:26.571
You-You saved in a ho phone.
1513
01:04:26.572 --> 01:04:27.905
You chasing around a nigga
1514
01:04:27.906 --> 01:04:30.616
that care more about his
fucking shoes than he do you.
1515
01:04:30.617 --> 01:04:32.618
He don't love you,
he don't like you,
1516
01:04:32.619 --> 01:04:34.620
and he sure as hell
don't respect you.
1517
01:04:34.621 --> 01:04:36.540
Your life is a fucking joke.
1518
01:04:43.547 --> 01:04:44.965
Go ahead, answer it.
1519
01:04:46.300 --> 01:04:47.466
You already
fucked up everything.
1520
01:04:47.467 --> 01:04:49.051
You might as well get
dicked down for the trouble.
1521
01:04:49.052 --> 01:04:50.386
Fuck you.
1522
01:04:50.387 --> 01:04:51.512
Hello?
1523
01:04:51.513 --> 01:04:52.847
You still got them J's for sale?
1524
01:04:52.848 --> 01:04:53.932
No, I'm fresh out.
1525
01:04:54.057 --> 01:04:55.600
When I get another pair,
you'll be the first to know.
1526
01:04:55.601 --> 01:04:58.102
Then we got a problem.
See, those was my shoes.
1527
01:04:58.103 --> 01:04:59.186
Who is this?
1528
01:04:59.187 --> 01:05:00.689
Lolo.
1529
01:05:01.648 --> 01:05:02.649
It's King Lolo.
1530
01:05:03.650 --> 01:05:05.735
- Nah, nah, don't get quiet now.
- Turn it up, turn it up.
1531
01:05:05.736 --> 01:05:07.820
Oh, sorry. We're here,
we're here. Um...
1532
01:05:07.821 --> 01:05:09.864
We're sorry.
We didn't know it was you.
1533
01:05:09.865 --> 01:05:11.324
Hey.
1534
01:05:11.325 --> 01:05:13.117
Shit happens, right?
How about this?
1535
01:05:13.118 --> 01:05:16.037
How about y'all pay me
market price, we call it even?
1536
01:05:16.038 --> 01:05:17.789
That's all right.
That's cool, that's cool.
1537
01:05:17.914 --> 01:05:19.957
Fantastic.
Five racks.
1538
01:05:19.958 --> 01:05:21.584
$5,000?
1539
01:05:21.585 --> 01:05:23.794
Let's say 10:00 tonight.
1540
01:05:23.795 --> 01:05:26.047
You and Dreux
in The Jungles, right?
1541
01:05:27.424 --> 01:05:29.467
What'd I say
about getting quiet?
1542
01:05:29.468 --> 01:05:31.302
Yeah, sorry. Yes. Yes.
1543
01:05:31.303 --> 01:05:32.762
Perfect. Tonight.
1544
01:05:32.763 --> 01:05:34.555
10:00 p.m., five racks.
1545
01:05:34.556 --> 01:05:37.183
- I'd have it if I was you.
-No, no! No!
1546
01:05:37.184 --> 01:05:38.267
No, no!
1547
01:05:38.268 --> 01:05:39.602
Pull me back up.
1548
01:05:39.603 --> 01:05:40.686
No, man.
1549
01:05:40.687 --> 01:05:42.021
Pull me back, man.
1550
01:05:42.022 --> 01:05:43.981
- No, don't, please! Please!
-Drop him!
1551
01:05:47.069 --> 01:05:49.279
Wow. Now we're going to die.
1552
01:05:58.747 --> 01:05:59.955
You going the wrong way.
1553
01:05:59.956 --> 01:06:01.374
There's a fucking crosswalk, bitch.
1554
01:06:01.375 --> 01:06:03.250
- Then get to it, bitch!
- Fuck you!
1555
01:06:03.251 --> 01:06:04.753
You ain't my type.
1556
01:07:15.449 --> 01:07:16.450
Uche.
1557
01:07:17.409 --> 01:07:18.410
Uche.
1558
01:07:20.787 --> 01:07:21.787
Uche.
1559
01:07:21.788 --> 01:07:22.873
Really?
1560
01:07:24.374 --> 01:07:25.416
It's 6:32.
1561
01:07:25.417 --> 01:07:26.584
So, what, you just cleared
everything out
1562
01:07:26.585 --> 01:07:28.002
in the last 32 minutes?
1563
01:07:28.003 --> 01:07:30.296
I made an educated guess.
1564
01:07:30.297 --> 01:07:31.631
Do you have the rent?
1565
01:07:33.258 --> 01:07:34.550
Looks like I was right.
1566
01:07:34.551 --> 01:07:36.802
So you just gonna skip
the whole eviction process?
1567
01:07:36.803 --> 01:07:38.721
Rent is due on the first, Uche.
1568
01:07:38.722 --> 01:07:39.805
It's still the first.
1569
01:07:39.806 --> 01:07:40.973
- This is illegal.
- Fine.
1570
01:07:40.974 --> 01:07:43.893
If you can pay in full by 11:59,
1571
01:07:43.894 --> 01:07:46.353
I will put everything
back inside myself.
1572
01:07:46.354 --> 01:07:47.939
Now, if you'll excuse me.
1573
01:07:49.232 --> 01:07:51.234
Uche, please. Please.
1574
01:07:56.031 --> 01:07:57.449
This is fucked up!
1575
01:08:02.037 --> 01:08:03.038
Wow.
1576
01:08:03.789 --> 01:08:05.831
That was
great negotiating skills.
1577
01:08:05.832 --> 01:08:07.374
Did you learn that
in business school?
1578
01:08:07.375 --> 01:08:08.877
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
1579
01:08:10.629 --> 01:08:11.670
So, what you gonna do?
1580
01:08:11.671 --> 01:08:13.547
Just sit here on your ass
like you always do?
1581
01:08:13.548 --> 01:08:15.883
Wait for King Lolo
to come and kill us?
1582
01:08:15.884 --> 01:08:17.928
Yeah. I'mma die right here.
You go die over there.
1583
01:08:22.808 --> 01:08:24.934 line:5%
It shouldn't have
to be this hard.
1584
01:08:24.935 --> 01:08:26.186
Hey, guys.
1585
01:08:27.145 --> 01:08:29.063
A-Are you having, like,
a yard sale or something?
1586
01:08:29.064 --> 01:08:31.023
We sure are, Bethany.
1587
01:08:31.024 --> 01:08:34.361
Oh. Mind if I, uh, take a peek?
1588
01:08:35.111 --> 01:08:37.239
Yeah, that's why
we're here, Bethany.
1589
01:08:41.284 --> 01:08:42.285
Wow.
1590
01:08:44.538 --> 01:08:45.538
This is amazing.
1591
01:08:45.539 --> 01:08:47.123
Uh, how much is this?
1592
01:08:47.999 --> 01:08:49.041
Oh, girl,
you could have that for free.
1593
01:08:49.042 --> 01:08:50.126
$300.
1594
01:08:50.836 --> 01:08:51.837
Done.
1595
01:08:53.672 --> 01:08:56.298
Yeah, this is, um...
This is an original.
1596
01:08:56.299 --> 01:08:57.925
Alyssa painted it herself.
1597
01:08:57.926 --> 01:08:59.426
She actually painted
all of them.
1598
01:08:59.427 --> 01:09:00.636
You painted this?
1599
01:09:00.637 --> 01:09:01.720
Yeah.
1600
01:09:01.721 --> 01:09:04.349
- You're incredible.
- Mm-hmm. Thank you.
1601
01:09:04.975 --> 01:09:06.016
But I'm gonna need you
to sign it.
1602
01:09:06.017 --> 01:09:07.393
Of course.
1603
01:09:07.394 --> 01:09:10.229
Every great artist
has to sign their work.
1604
01:09:10.230 --> 01:09:11.438
Get over here, Alyssa.
1605
01:09:11.439 --> 01:09:12.524
Sorry.
1606
01:09:13.233 --> 01:09:14.234
Thank you.
1607
01:09:20.073 --> 01:09:21.657
Hey. Do you mind
if I tag you in this?
1608
01:09:21.658 --> 01:09:23.325
No. Go for it, please.
1609
01:09:23.326 --> 01:09:26.413
I-I do brand management.
I run a couple of accounts.
1610
01:09:27.080 --> 01:09:29.165
This is a lot of followers,
Bethany.
1611
01:09:30.542 --> 01:09:32.167
What do you say
about us doing that, uh,
1612
01:09:32.168 --> 01:09:34.170
"prosecco party
with your bitches" thing?
1613
01:09:34.796 --> 01:09:37.882
- Prosecco party with pals?
- Pa-- Prosecco party with pals.
1614
01:09:37.883 --> 01:09:39.216
-Yes.
- We're the pals!
1615
01:09:39.217 --> 01:09:40.594
Yes!
1616
01:09:41.344 --> 01:09:44.889
What do you guys
think about right here?
1617
01:09:44.890 --> 01:09:46.765
Uh, do we like the off-center?
1618
01:09:46.766 --> 01:09:48.559
Or is that too off-center?
1619
01:09:48.560 --> 01:09:49.768
I love it.
1620
01:09:49.769 --> 01:09:51.270
Yeah.
1621
01:09:51.271 --> 01:09:54.357
Did you do
the renovations here yourself?
1622
01:09:55.317 --> 01:09:56.317
Oh, God, no.
1623
01:09:56.318 --> 01:09:59.028
I don't even know
how to swing a hammer.
1624
01:09:59.029 --> 01:10:00.571
It looked like this
on the website.
1625
01:10:00.572 --> 01:10:03.324
And they even
offered me free dog treats.
1626
01:10:03.325 --> 01:10:05.326
-Wow.
- And, uh, ADT for security.
1627
01:10:05.327 --> 01:10:06.827
Mm-hmm.
By the way,
1628
01:10:06.828 --> 01:10:08.704
are you guys a little toasty,
1629
01:10:08.705 --> 01:10:11.583
or is it just me?
'Cause I can turn on the AC.
1630
01:10:12.459 --> 01:10:13.626
Your AC works?
1631
01:10:13.627 --> 01:10:14.793
Yours doesn't?
1632
01:10:14.794 --> 01:10:16.128
- Uh-uh.
-No.
1633
01:10:16.129 --> 01:10:20.090
Not the AC, not the water.
The ceiling's falling.
1634
01:10:20.091 --> 01:10:21.717
I mean, the list goes on.
1635
01:10:21.718 --> 01:10:23.219
Oh, I get it now.
1636
01:10:24.596 --> 01:10:25.805
Uche's desperate.
1637
01:10:26.806 --> 01:10:27.806
Girl, what that mean?
1638
01:10:27.807 --> 01:10:29.642
I think he's having
money trouble.
1639
01:10:29.643 --> 01:10:32.854
He-He's trying really hard
to get people to move in here.
1640
01:10:34.397 --> 01:10:35.482
Hmm.
1641
01:10:36.483 --> 01:10:38.776
Speaking of people
with money, uh,
1642
01:10:38.777 --> 01:10:41.528
we're actually
having a, um, art show tonight.
1643
01:10:41.529 --> 01:10:43.072
You mind posting that
for us, too?
1644
01:10:43.073 --> 01:10:44.323
Tonight?
1645
01:10:44.324 --> 01:10:45.741
Mm. It's a pop-up!
1646
01:10:45.742 --> 01:10:47.242
What y'all call it.
1647
01:10:47.243 --> 01:10:48.619
Pop-up where?
1648
01:10:48.620 --> 01:10:51.038
Uh, right here,
in the courtyard.
1649
01:10:51.039 --> 01:10:52.206
For Alyssa's work?
1650
01:10:52.207 --> 01:10:54.041
Mm-hmm. Yeah,
it's kind of a, like,
1651
01:10:54.042 --> 01:10:55.459
"if you know, you know"
kind of thing.
1652
01:10:55.460 --> 01:10:58.420
Very members-only. Like...
"Shh, don't tell."
1653
01:10:58.421 --> 01:10:59.505
I have horrible FOMO.
1654
01:10:59.506 --> 01:11:00.798
- Can I come?
-Of course.
1655
01:11:00.799 --> 01:11:04.218
Yeah, yeah. Just make sure
you call all your art friends,
1656
01:11:04.219 --> 01:11:06.595
the ones that come from
families with money, you know.
1657
01:11:06.596 --> 01:11:07.680
- Okay.
- Great.
1658
01:11:07.681 --> 01:11:08.765
Bethany,
1659
01:11:09.432 --> 01:11:11.892
let me holler at my homegirl
real quick. Thank you.
1660
01:11:11.893 --> 01:11:13.852
And we'll be doing Cash App,
Venmo, everything.
1661
01:11:13.853 --> 01:11:16.814
Girl, she got
crown molding, too.
1662
01:11:16.815 --> 01:11:19.024
- Ain't that a bitch?
- What are you doing?
1663
01:11:19.025 --> 01:11:20.901
Making lemonade!
1664
01:11:20.902 --> 01:11:22.987
Girl, if we get enough of these
hipster motherfuckers
1665
01:11:22.988 --> 01:11:25.155
to buy your art, we'll be able
to probably pay back
1666
01:11:25.156 --> 01:11:26.991
that lunatic that's trying
to kill our ass tonight.
1667
01:11:26.992 --> 01:11:28.200
Shit, we make it real big,
1668
01:11:28.201 --> 01:11:29.660
we're gonna be able to get
the apartment back, too.
1669
01:11:29.661 --> 01:11:32.246
Just because
one person liked one painting?
1670
01:11:32.247 --> 01:11:33.831
That doesn't mean anything.
1671
01:11:33.832 --> 01:11:35.332
The painting is good, Alyssa.
1672
01:11:35.333 --> 01:11:37.710
All the paintings are good.
I've always told you that.
1673
01:11:37.711 --> 01:11:41.296
I mean, how many times you
gonna tell me to see my worth?
1674
01:11:41.297 --> 01:11:42.881
Bitch, now it's you.
1675
01:11:42.882 --> 01:11:45.300
"You been her."
Remember?
1676
01:11:45.301 --> 01:11:48.303
Okay. I'm still pissed at you,
but that was sweet.
1677
01:11:48.304 --> 01:11:49.471
I'm pissed at you.
1678
01:11:49.472 --> 01:11:51.932
Okay, well, after today, you
never have to see me again.
1679
01:11:51.933 --> 01:11:53.017
Good!
1680
01:11:53.018 --> 01:11:54.852
So we do this party,
sell this art,
1681
01:11:54.853 --> 01:11:58.313
get this money, don't die,
and we're done.
1682
01:11:58.314 --> 01:11:59.398 line:5%
Three hours.
1683
01:12:02.110 --> 01:12:03.527
Three hours, bitch.
1684
01:13:00.877 --> 01:13:01.878
Yeah, that's it.
1685
01:13:05.757 --> 01:13:07.216
All right, baby girl,
this is about as good as
1686
01:13:07.217 --> 01:13:09.469
- it's gonna get in 15 minutes.
- Okay, let me see. Oh!
1687
01:13:10.637 --> 01:13:11.804
You ate that.
1688
01:13:11.805 --> 01:13:12.930
- I like it.
- Yeah.
1689
01:13:12.931 --> 01:13:14.765
- Got to say, I like it.
- Yeah, I did.
1690
01:13:27.946 --> 01:13:29.864
Hey, this chili right here, boy.
1691
01:13:34.452 --> 01:13:35.453
Wow.
1692
01:13:36.162 --> 01:13:37.539
How much for that one?
1693
01:13:38.164 --> 01:13:39.289
650.
1694
01:13:39.290 --> 01:13:40.375
Cool.
1695
01:13:45.922 --> 01:13:49.633
And we will have that wrapped up
for you in a little bit.
1696
01:13:49.634 --> 01:13:50.718
Sweet.
1697
01:13:56.599 --> 01:13:57.809
Sh...
1698
01:14:00.645 --> 01:14:02.355
Dreux?
1699
01:14:07.944 --> 01:14:09.403
- Hi, Shayla.
- Hey.
1700
01:14:09.404 --> 01:14:11.656
- I thought that was you.
- I live here.
1701
01:14:12.323 --> 01:14:14.700
Oh. Wow. That's crazy.
1702
01:14:14.701 --> 01:14:16.285
I actually grew up
in The Jungles.
1703
01:14:16.286 --> 01:14:17.704
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1704
01:14:19.205 --> 01:14:21.374
So, this is your event?
1705
01:14:22.375 --> 01:14:23.375
Yeah.
1706
01:14:23.376 --> 01:14:25.210
This is my best friend's work,
and I kind of...
1707
01:14:25.211 --> 01:14:27.004
kind of helped put
everything together, you know.
1708
01:14:27.005 --> 01:14:28.089
Got the word out.
1709
01:14:29.299 --> 01:14:31.176
Yeah, well, you reached me.
1710
01:14:34.429 --> 01:14:37.223
I want to say I'm really sorry
about everything that happened.
1711
01:14:37.974 --> 01:14:39.976
I feel ashamed and embarrassed.
1712
01:14:41.227 --> 01:14:43.980
And I know we don't get these
kind of opportunities often.
1713
01:14:45.273 --> 01:14:46.982
I just want you to know
that I really appreciate
1714
01:14:46.983 --> 01:14:49.735
and really admire everything
that you're trying to do.
1715
01:14:49.736 --> 01:14:52.238
And I'm glad that
I even got considered.
1716
01:14:53.406 --> 01:14:56.993
Yeah, today was definitely
a hot mess.
1717
01:14:57.702 --> 01:15:02.039
But, um, you really were
the best meeting we had.
1718
01:15:02.040 --> 01:15:03.624
Like, seriously.
1719
01:15:03.625 --> 01:15:06.835
And...
losing fight aside...
1720
01:15:08.546 --> 01:15:11.798
I mean, just looking around at
this event you put together--
1721
01:15:11.799 --> 01:15:13.300
that is very impressive.
1722
01:15:13.301 --> 01:15:15.887
So I think there would still be
a spot for you if you want it.
1723
01:15:17.764 --> 01:15:18.805
What?
1724
01:15:18.806 --> 01:15:21.099
- Shayla, thank you so much.
- Okay. Whoa, whoa.
1725
01:15:21.100 --> 01:15:22.476
Oh, sorry.
1726
01:15:22.477 --> 01:15:24.144
Personal space. You know.
1727
01:15:24.145 --> 01:15:26.230
It's okay. It is all good.
1728
01:15:26.231 --> 01:15:29.525
Look, I'mma head out.
But I'mma call you next week.
1729
01:15:30.193 --> 01:15:32.195
Okay? All right.
1730
01:15:35.823 --> 01:15:36.823
Oh.
1731
01:15:36.824 --> 01:15:39.576
Lucky, where you been?
I've been looking for you.
1732
01:15:39.577 --> 01:15:42.454
What, you got a GPS tracker
on us or something?
1733
01:15:42.455 --> 01:15:44.706
No. I used to have
homing pigeons,
1734
01:15:44.707 --> 01:15:45.999
but they were homeless, too,
1735
01:15:46.000 --> 01:15:48.335
so they kept flying around,
so...
1736
01:15:48.336 --> 01:15:50.504
So let me guess...
1737
01:15:50.505 --> 01:15:53.007
I'm not supposed
to be doing this, either.
1738
01:15:53.675 --> 01:15:57.136
No, this is exactly what
you're supposed to be doing.
1739
01:15:57.679 --> 01:15:59.012
I'm so proud of you.
1740
01:15:59.013 --> 01:16:01.974
Like, I found y'all,
y'all was junior crackheads,
1741
01:16:01.975 --> 01:16:03.851
and now y'all supermodels.
1742
01:16:04.519 --> 01:16:06.729
I taught you so much.
1743
01:16:07.480 --> 01:16:08.481
Yes, you did.
1744
01:16:21.995 --> 01:16:22.996
We did it.
1745
01:16:24.497 --> 01:16:25.497
What'd we do?
1746
01:16:25.498 --> 01:16:28.625
- We made $5,200!
- We're not gonna die?
1747
01:16:28.626 --> 01:16:29.960
- We're not gonna die!
- We're not gonna die!
1748
01:16:29.961 --> 01:16:32.296
Wait. Wait, what?
1749
01:16:32.297 --> 01:16:34.172
- Hey, Bethany, girl.
- Tell you about it later.
1750
01:16:34.173 --> 01:16:35.590
Wait, was that on the table?
1751
01:16:35.591 --> 01:16:37.384
Now, if we make
the rest of this money,
1752
01:16:37.385 --> 01:16:39.636
then we're gonna get the rent,
and we ain't got to be homeless.
1753
01:16:39.637 --> 01:16:41.680
Girl, I might even get my car
out the impound.
1754
01:16:41.681 --> 01:16:44.474
Wait, can we circle back
to the dying thing?
1755
01:16:44.475 --> 01:16:46.728
Is that...
1756
01:16:50.815 --> 01:16:52.441
Shit. What time is it?
1757
01:16:52.442 --> 01:16:54.318
It's 9:52.
1758
01:16:54.319 --> 01:16:55.652
Everybody want to be punctual
1759
01:16:55.653 --> 01:16:57.237
when it's time to
get into some bullshit.
1760
01:16:57.238 --> 01:16:58.822
Okay, look,
we just give him the money,
1761
01:16:58.823 --> 01:17:00.115
and then we'll be safe.
1762
01:17:00.116 --> 01:17:01.950
"Safe"? Th-There it is again.
1763
01:17:04.704 --> 01:17:06.121
Oh, no. Not today.
1764
01:17:06.122 --> 01:17:07.331
Oh, shit.
1765
01:17:07.332 --> 01:17:08.498
Lolo has entered the building,
1766
01:17:08.499 --> 01:17:09.791
so I'mma gonna
get up out of here.
1767
01:17:09.792 --> 01:17:12.586
You can stay if you want to,
but I'm out this motherfucker.
1768
01:17:12.587 --> 01:17:14.171
Enjoy the chili.
1769
01:17:20.261 --> 01:17:22.180
I don't know about this.
Yeah. I'm out.
1770
01:17:22.972 --> 01:17:25.182
- Let's keep the money.
- What?
1771
01:17:25.183 --> 01:17:26.266
Let's keep the money.
1772
01:17:26.267 --> 01:17:27.351
What do you mean
"let's keep the money"?
1773
01:17:27.352 --> 01:17:28.435
The motherfucker is right there.
1774
01:17:28.436 --> 01:17:29.561
I know he's right there,
but just stall him.
1775
01:17:29.562 --> 01:17:31.980
Girl, stall him for what?
We have the money.
1776
01:17:31.981 --> 01:17:33.231
And we went through hell
to get it.
1777
01:17:33.232 --> 01:17:34.816
And we'll die
if we don't give it up.
1778
01:17:34.817 --> 01:17:36.068
You know what I'm saying.
1779
01:17:36.069 --> 01:17:37.611
Didn't you just say
you was tired?
1780
01:17:37.612 --> 01:17:38.862
Bro, if we give that money
to Lolo,
1781
01:17:38.863 --> 01:17:40.280
we'll be right back
in the same place.
1782
01:17:40.281 --> 01:17:41.490
And the next month after that
1783
01:17:41.491 --> 01:17:42.949
and the next month after that
and the month after that.
1784
01:17:42.950 --> 01:17:45.243
Of course, I'm tired, girl.
I'm exhausted.
1785
01:17:45.244 --> 01:17:47.204
I want to break the cycle,
but that's just not us.
1786
01:17:47.205 --> 01:17:49.956
Okay? Sometimes people go
paycheck to paycheck.
1787
01:17:49.957 --> 01:17:51.291
Just like you said.
1788
01:17:51.292 --> 01:17:52.667
Trust me.
1789
01:17:52.668 --> 01:17:54.087
So, what you gonna do?
1790
01:17:56.839 --> 01:17:58.132
Oh.
1791
01:17:59.300 --> 01:18:00.926
I think I'm piecing it together.
1792
01:18:00.927 --> 01:18:02.969
You know, Bethany,
maybe you should go, uh,
1793
01:18:02.970 --> 01:18:04.805
check out the refreshment table
or something like that.
1794
01:18:04.806 --> 01:18:06.014
Okay, well, I have pepper spray.
1795
01:18:06.015 --> 01:18:07.266
Trust me.
1796
01:18:09.477 --> 01:18:10.478
Thank you.
1797
01:18:11.020 --> 01:18:12.521
Please just go home.
1798
01:18:12.522 --> 01:18:13.605
Okay.
1799
01:18:13.606 --> 01:18:16.401
What the fuck
is this gentrification shit?
1800
01:18:17.777 --> 01:18:18.778
What's up, Dreux?
1801
01:18:19.362 --> 01:18:23.908
Um, grand rising, King.
Um, welcome to my humble abode.
1802
01:18:27.286 --> 01:18:28.703
The fuck is my chips?
1803
01:18:28.704 --> 01:18:32.165
Uh, well, technically,
it's not 10:00 yet,
1804
01:18:32.166 --> 01:18:34.293
so we got about
five more minutes.
1805
01:18:35.461 --> 01:18:36.462
I'm here.
1806
01:18:37.630 --> 01:18:39.423
So where the fuck is my bread?
1807
01:18:39.424 --> 01:18:41.466
If you and your goons could
just chill for a little bit,
1808
01:18:41.467 --> 01:18:43.552
I promise you my homegirl
is on her way back
1809
01:18:43.553 --> 01:18:45.220
from the ATM
to get you your money.
1810
01:18:52.228 --> 01:18:54.355
Look, bitch,
I'm trying to be polite.
1811
01:18:57.150 --> 01:18:58.692
But you fucking
with my gangster.
1812
01:18:58.693 --> 01:19:00.152
Well, wait a minute.
1813
01:19:00.153 --> 01:19:02.028
Now, damn, what you gonna do?
1814
01:19:02.029 --> 01:19:04.573
Shoot me
in front of these people?
1815
01:19:04.574 --> 01:19:06.533
Shit. You is.
1816
01:19:06.534 --> 01:19:07.618
Fuck.
1817
01:19:10.413 --> 01:19:11.413
What people?
1818
01:19:11.414 --> 01:19:13.999
King Lolo, just don't do
nothing crazy, okay?
1819
01:19:14.000 --> 01:19:15.500
We have the money.
1820
01:19:15.501 --> 01:19:17.711
Just-Just, you know,
think about the children.
1821
01:19:17.712 --> 01:19:20.130
I don't give a fuck
about the goddamn children.
1822
01:19:20.131 --> 01:19:22.717
What? Not even infants?
1823
01:19:26.888 --> 01:19:29.222
You looking me
in my motherfucking eyes?
1824
01:19:29.223 --> 01:19:30.724
No, I'm not.
1825
01:19:30.725 --> 01:19:31.975
Yo, Lolo!
1826
01:19:31.976 --> 01:19:34.644
Uh, Dreux, this is
a distraction. Run, bitch!
1827
01:19:36.689 --> 01:19:37.981
- Run!
-Bitch!
1828
01:19:37.982 --> 01:19:40.609
Get 'em, motherfuckers!
1829
01:19:40.610 --> 01:19:42.861
Get low!
1830
01:19:42.862 --> 01:19:44.864
Go, go, go, go.
Come on, come on, come on.
1831
01:19:51.829 --> 01:19:52.914
Yeah!
1832
01:19:53.539 --> 01:19:55.123
I love this shit.
1833
01:19:57.126 --> 01:19:58.794
Quick. Under here.
1834
01:20:01.964 --> 01:20:02.965
Get that ass.
1835
01:20:04.634 --> 01:20:06.844
Hey, where they go?
1836
01:20:09.222 --> 01:20:10.765
Where the fuck they at?
1837
01:20:12.975 --> 01:20:13.976
Look around!
1838
01:20:16.020 --> 01:20:18.397
I think I can hear
their little heart beating.
1839
01:20:28.115 --> 01:20:29.783
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
1840
01:20:29.784 --> 01:20:30.867
Nah!
1841
01:20:30.868 --> 01:20:31.952
Lionel Longfellow,
1842
01:20:31.953 --> 01:20:33.286
we've been looking for you.
1843
01:20:33.287 --> 01:20:35.288
No,
I ain't going back, bitch!
1844
01:20:35.289 --> 01:20:36.998
Fuck you!
1845
01:20:40.753 --> 01:20:42.837
- The hell was that?
- Girl, let's go.
1846
01:20:49.720 --> 01:20:51.514
Come on.
1847
01:20:53.558 --> 01:20:55.184
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
1848
01:20:56.227 --> 01:20:58.228
Fuck. Come on, come on, come on.
1849
01:20:58.229 --> 01:21:00.939
I'm so glad
they didn't change the locks.
1850
01:21:00.940 --> 01:21:02.024
Okay.
1851
01:21:03.693 --> 01:21:06.444
Girl, I ain't never seen
the cops pull up that fast.
1852
01:21:06.445 --> 01:21:07.530
You called them?
1853
01:21:07.655 --> 01:21:09.406
Them ain't the cops.
1854
01:21:09.407 --> 01:21:10.950
Shit.
1855
01:21:12.285 --> 01:21:13.994
- What's all this?
- What the fuck, Keshawn?
1856
01:21:13.995 --> 01:21:15.162
I just wanted to say that,
1857
01:21:15.830 --> 01:21:18.206
Alyssa, you're the only one
that ever really believed in me.
1858
01:21:18.207 --> 01:21:19.791
And, listen, I-I see that now.
1859
01:21:19.792 --> 01:21:22.795
And, look, I... I know
how much I fucked up and...
1860
01:21:24.714 --> 01:21:26.257
I want-- I want
to make it up to you.
1861
01:21:26.966 --> 01:21:28.383
By burning all my good candles?
1862
01:21:28.384 --> 01:21:30.427
You just summoned, like,
30 demons.
1863
01:21:30.428 --> 01:21:32.387
Please get your lying ass out of
my house before I call Berniece.
1864
01:21:32.388 --> 01:21:34.639
No, no, no, please.
Berniece is, um...
1865
01:21:34.640 --> 01:21:36.016
I'm scared.
1866
01:21:36.017 --> 01:21:38.310
She's strong-willed, and, uh,
1867
01:21:38.311 --> 01:21:41.980
she makes me do things
that I don't want to do.
1868
01:21:41.981 --> 01:21:43.982
I'm not-- I'm not giving up
on us right now.
1869
01:21:43.983 --> 01:21:46.318
♪ The way you walk
The way you talk ♪
1870
01:21:46.319 --> 01:21:47.485
Please, I need you
to get the hell on.
1871
01:21:47.486 --> 01:21:49.864
♪ And, baby, it's you ♪
1872
01:21:54.827 --> 01:21:58.538
You fucking bitches
called them folks on me.
1873
01:21:58.539 --> 01:22:00.749
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That wasn't us. That wasn't us.
1874
01:22:00.750 --> 01:22:03.543
I'm King fucking Lolo!
1875
01:22:03.544 --> 01:22:04.711
Hey, hey, hey, listen.
Hey, hey, listen.
1876
01:22:04.712 --> 01:22:06.087
I don't even live here.
1877
01:22:06.088 --> 01:22:07.631
- This place...
- Really?
1878
01:22:07.632 --> 01:22:08.757
I'm just saying, this is your...
1879
01:22:08.758 --> 01:22:10.008
- Motherfuck--
-Shut the fuck up!
1880
01:22:10.009 --> 01:22:11.760
You motherfuckers think
this shit is sweet?
1881
01:22:11.761 --> 01:22:13.261
- No.
- I'mma show you what happen
1882
01:22:13.262 --> 01:22:15.389
with people that fuck with me.
1883
01:22:19.352 --> 01:22:21.519
Ooh, shit.
1884
01:22:22.938 --> 01:22:24.023
Shit.
1885
01:22:25.816 --> 01:22:27.734
The motherfucking...
1886
01:22:27.735 --> 01:22:29.152
- Universe!
- Universe!
1887
01:22:29.153 --> 01:22:31.946
I thought he was gonna eat us.
1888
01:22:31.947 --> 01:22:33.782
Oh!
1889
01:22:33.783 --> 01:22:34.950
Uh-uh.
1890
01:22:36.410 --> 01:22:37.787
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1891
01:22:38.788 --> 01:22:39.829
Keshawn!
1892
01:22:39.830 --> 01:22:40.914
Come on, come on,
help me, help me!
1893
01:22:40.915 --> 01:22:42.708
-I didn't even do any--
- Fuck.
1894
01:22:43.459 --> 01:22:46.170
Uh... No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
1895
01:22:47.296 --> 01:22:49.339
-Keshawn!
- My T-shirts!
1896
01:22:49.340 --> 01:22:51.299
Keshawn, stop!
How you always make shit worse?
1897
01:22:51.300 --> 01:22:52.467
- How am I making it worse?
-Get back!
1898
01:22:52.468 --> 01:22:54.052
I'm putting it out!
What are you talking about?
1899
01:22:54.053 --> 01:22:55.930
You're fucking wafting it.
1900
01:22:58.265 --> 01:23:00.642
Come on, y'all.
We got to go. We got to go.
1901
01:23:00.643 --> 01:23:02.936
- Come on! Come on!
- Wait. W-W-W-Wait.
1902
01:23:02.937 --> 01:23:05.313
- Bring King Lolo.
- What?
1903
01:23:05.314 --> 01:23:07.148
Girl, that motherfucker
tried to kill us.
1904
01:23:07.149 --> 01:23:08.942
I don't want that fucking karma.
I don't want that.
1905
01:23:08.943 --> 01:23:10.026
I don't care about karma.
1906
01:23:10.027 --> 01:23:11.194
I really hate her,
but she got a point.
1907
01:23:11.195 --> 01:23:12.862
- Nah, I'm not going.
- Fuck him! Guys, he doesn't...
1908
01:23:12.863 --> 01:23:14.406
Hey, come on.
1909
01:23:14.407 --> 01:23:16.908
Oh, my God.
1910
01:23:16.909 --> 01:23:19.119
Oh, my gosh.
Help me pull him more.
1911
01:23:19.120 --> 01:23:20.203
I'm pulling.
1912
01:23:21.872 --> 01:23:23.873
Someone call 911.
Someone call 911.
1913
01:23:23.874 --> 01:23:25.625
Help! Help!
1914
01:23:25.626 --> 01:23:27.711
Fuck! Fucking bars.
1915
01:23:27.712 --> 01:23:29.255
Damn.
Help!
1916
01:23:30.297 --> 01:23:31.840
I don't want to die in here.
1917
01:23:31.841 --> 01:23:34.301
Somebody go block
the bottom of the door.
1918
01:23:35.219 --> 01:23:37.470
You block it! Fuck!
1919
01:23:37.471 --> 01:23:38.556
Okay.
1920
01:23:39.098 --> 01:23:40.598
- There's no oxygen.
- Look.
1921
01:23:40.599 --> 01:23:44.269
Before we die, I just want to
say I'm fucking sorry.
1922
01:23:44.270 --> 01:23:45.354
For everything.
1923
01:23:46.564 --> 01:23:48.606
Girl, I know I got
some blame to take, too.
1924
01:23:48.607 --> 01:23:49.899
It was crazy.
1925
01:23:49.900 --> 01:23:52.069
I meant a lot
of what I said, but...
1926
01:23:52.695 --> 01:23:53.696
I'm sorry.
1927
01:23:54.739 --> 01:23:56.197
'Cause I really do love you.
1928
01:23:56.198 --> 01:23:57.450
I love you, too.
1929
01:24:05.458 --> 01:24:07.209
- Get... Keshawn.
- Get off me.
1930
01:24:21.515 --> 01:24:22.932
- Thank God.
-Thank God.
1931
01:24:22.933 --> 01:24:25.144
-You okay?
- Thank you.
1932
01:24:26.061 --> 01:24:27.395
It's all right.
I got you.
1933
01:24:29.982 --> 01:24:31.691
-Hold on tight.
- Thank you so much.
1934
01:24:31.692 --> 01:24:32.902
You gonna be all right.
1935
01:24:35.613 --> 01:24:37.322
Alyssa, Alyssa,
listen, listen, listen, listen.
1936
01:24:37.323 --> 01:24:42.286
Baby, come on,
I-I don't want this t-to end.
1937
01:24:43.454 --> 01:24:44.704
There you go.
1938
01:24:44.705 --> 01:24:46.664
Come on,
I think I...
1939
01:24:46.665 --> 01:24:47.874
I might love you.
1940
01:24:47.875 --> 01:24:49.084
Please stop.
1941
01:24:50.002 --> 01:24:51.086
You don't love me,
1942
01:24:51.629 --> 01:24:52.796
you don't like me,
1943
01:24:52.797 --> 01:24:54.673
and you damn sure
don't respect me.
1944
01:24:57.176 --> 01:24:58.177
I deserve better.
1945
01:25:01.430 --> 01:25:02.931
Out through
your mouth.
1946
01:25:02.932 --> 01:25:05.266
Nice slow breaths.
1947
01:25:05.267 --> 01:25:07.686
All right?
1948
01:25:14.026 --> 01:25:15.026
Maniac?
1949
01:25:15.027 --> 01:25:17.780
Hey, Dreux.
1950
01:25:18.489 --> 01:25:19.490
There you go.
1951
01:25:20.032 --> 01:25:21.033
I got you.
1952
01:25:21.492 --> 01:25:23.868
It's crazy because
I almost bought this property.
1953
01:25:23.869 --> 01:25:24.953
You know, real estate shit,
1954
01:25:24.954 --> 01:25:26.204
but it's a fire hazard,
as you can see.
1955
01:25:26.205 --> 01:25:27.330
- Yeah.
- So, yeah,
1956
01:25:27.331 --> 01:25:28.498
there was pretty much
fire everywhere.
1957
01:25:28.499 --> 01:25:29.999
So, you know,
I had a platonic friend...
1958
01:25:30.000 --> 01:25:31.125
- Oh, my God.
- ...and her friend in there,
1959
01:25:31.126 --> 01:25:32.210
and I just had to throw myself
1960
01:25:32.211 --> 01:25:33.336
in front of the fire
to save their lives.
1961
01:25:33.337 --> 01:25:34.420
You know, hero shit.
1962
01:25:34.421 --> 01:25:35.588
I heard you got
an air conditioner, no?
1963
01:25:35.589 --> 01:25:37.465
- Oh, yeah, totally.
- I'm King goddamn Lolo!
1964
01:25:37.466 --> 01:25:39.050
Okay. Yeah,
I heard it's cool, but...
1965
01:25:39.051 --> 01:25:41.469
- Kathy, what are you doing here?
- I wanted to thank you.
1966
01:25:41.470 --> 01:25:42.679
Mr. Longfellow's been on
1967
01:25:42.680 --> 01:25:44.013
our list of
most delinquent for years.
1968
01:25:44.014 --> 01:25:45.223
Get your hands
off my shit!
1969
01:25:45.224 --> 01:25:46.516
- Y'all tracked down King Lolo.
- Mm-hmm.
1970
01:25:46.517 --> 01:25:49.227
- Y'all gonna remember Lolo.
- Watch your head.
1971
01:25:49.228 --> 01:25:52.814
- How you even know he was here?
- Miss Brown, she tipped us off.
1972
01:25:52.815 --> 01:25:53.898
What?
1973
01:25:53.899 --> 01:25:55.609
Girl, I told you
I figured it out.
1974
01:25:56.277 --> 01:25:57.278
The photos.
1975
01:25:58.195 --> 01:25:59.405
At the Payday.
1976
01:25:59.989 --> 01:26:01.949
That sound like ho-ing to you?
1977
01:26:03.075 --> 01:26:04.367
It didn't mean anything
at the time,
1978
01:26:04.368 --> 01:26:06.203
but when I saw him
at the party...
1979
01:26:08.330 --> 01:26:09.956
...I remembered.
1980
01:26:09.957 --> 01:26:12.625
You made a plan.
1981
01:26:12.626 --> 01:26:14.294
You made a plan!
1982
01:26:14.295 --> 01:26:16.004
I can't let the universe
figure out everything.
1983
01:26:16.005 --> 01:26:18.840
- We'll wire you your reward.
- Wait, wait. Reward?
1984
01:26:18.841 --> 01:26:21.259
Oh! Girl, how much is it?
1985
01:26:21.260 --> 01:26:23.177
$30. Whoo, whoo!
1986
01:26:23.178 --> 01:26:24.929
- I'm tired of you.
- You don't want it?
1987
01:26:24.930 --> 01:26:26.681
- We'll take it, but...
- Okay.
1988
01:26:26.682 --> 01:26:28.474
- Get your ass...
- Congratulations.
1989
01:26:28.475 --> 01:26:29.601
On my fucking nerves.
1990
01:26:29.602 --> 01:26:30.810
She always thinks
she's important.
1991
01:26:30.811 --> 01:26:32.395
It's the air
that she got with it.
1992
01:26:32.396 --> 01:26:33.814
- You know what I mean?
- It's them slacks.
1993
01:26:35.190 --> 01:26:37.066
- Hey, Maniac.
- Y'all good?
1994
01:26:37.067 --> 01:26:38.152
Hmm.
1995
01:26:39.278 --> 01:26:41.155
Um...
1996
01:26:42.364 --> 01:26:43.489
Is that a pigeon? Let me just...
1997
01:26:43.490 --> 01:26:45.159
Uh, girl...
1998
01:26:46.160 --> 01:26:48.328
So, when were you gonna tell me
you're a firefighter?
1999
01:26:48.329 --> 01:26:50.496
That's what I was trying
to tell you before.
2000
01:26:50.497 --> 01:26:52.582
Yes, I went to juvie,
2001
01:26:52.583 --> 01:26:53.917
but then they transferred me
2002
01:26:53.918 --> 01:26:55.293
- to the fire academy.
- Hmm.
2003
01:26:55.294 --> 01:26:57.295
Yeah, I've been fighting fires
ever since.
2004
01:26:57.296 --> 01:26:58.755
This whole time,
I thought you was a killer.
2005
01:27:00.090 --> 01:27:01.925
That's really fucked up, honestly.
2006
01:27:01.926 --> 01:27:04.260
A nigga was really just
stealing shit from Fox Hills.
2007
01:27:04.261 --> 01:27:05.595
- Wow. I'm sorry.
- Nah, it's cool.
2008
01:27:05.596 --> 01:27:07.180
I'll forgive you.
2009
01:27:07.181 --> 01:27:09.642
If you could forgive me
for not coming to your party.
2010
01:27:10.476 --> 01:27:11.684
Look like you had
that shit turnt, though.
2011
01:27:11.685 --> 01:27:13.686
It was.
2012
01:27:13.687 --> 01:27:14.772
And deal.
2013
01:27:15.981 --> 01:27:17.149
You know,
this shit really ain't fair.
2014
01:27:18.359 --> 01:27:19.984
I just dragged you
out a burning building,
2015
01:27:19.985 --> 01:27:21.152
and you still look fine as hell.
2016
01:27:21.153 --> 01:27:22.947
Boy, stop!
2017
01:27:23.489 --> 01:27:25.741
Nah, but for real,
I'm sorry about your place.
2018
01:27:26.325 --> 01:27:27.617
I mean, it really shouldn't
have gone up so fast.
2019
01:27:27.618 --> 01:27:29.160
Nah, Uche's definitely
2020
01:27:29.161 --> 01:27:31.454
gonna be facing all the fire
safety negligence charges
2021
01:27:31.455 --> 01:27:32.538
when I get my hands on him.
2022
01:27:32.539 --> 01:27:36.125
Well, that's some solace
because I am homeless.
2023
01:27:36.126 --> 01:27:38.544
Yeah, you might be.
But don't worry.
2024
01:27:38.545 --> 01:27:40.546
You're gonna have a real good
insurance claim.
2025
01:27:40.547 --> 01:27:41.631
I got you.
2026
01:27:41.632 --> 01:27:43.425
- Thanks.
-Hey, hey.
2027
01:27:44.093 --> 01:27:45.468
My building, oh!
2028
01:27:45.469 --> 01:27:47.053
- What is happening here now?
-Ooh.
2029
01:27:47.054 --> 01:27:48.638
- Uche, you in trouble now.
-No. Why?
2030
01:27:48.639 --> 01:27:49.973
I should probably go talk
with him.
2031
01:27:49.974 --> 01:27:51.057
Fuck you, Uche.
2032
01:27:51.058 --> 01:27:53.643
But is you gonna call me,
or is you still scared?
2033
01:27:55.729 --> 01:27:56.855
I'mma call you.
2034
01:27:58.983 --> 01:28:00.234
All right, bet.
2035
01:28:02.653 --> 01:28:04.404
"Is you too scared?"
2036
01:28:04.405 --> 01:28:06.155
Yes,
but I'm still going to call.
2037
01:28:06.156 --> 01:28:08.282
- What was that?
- Girl, I don't know!
2038
01:28:08.283 --> 01:28:12.454
Hey, are y'all okay, baby?
Do you need anything?
2039
01:28:13.080 --> 01:28:15.331
You know, people love
to act the fool on the first.
2040
01:28:15.332 --> 01:28:17.166
Really, are you okay?
2041
01:28:17.167 --> 01:28:19.002
'Cause, look, you could stay
with me as long as you need.
2042
01:28:19.003 --> 01:28:20.294
Now, it's only a one-bedroom,
2043
01:28:20.295 --> 01:28:21.754
and you can't bring
all that shit up in here.
2044
01:28:21.755 --> 01:28:22.839
But we'll figure it out.
2045
01:28:22.840 --> 01:28:24.257
- Yes, Mama Ruth!
-I love you!
2046
01:28:24.258 --> 01:28:26.009
I love you so much.
2047
01:28:26.010 --> 01:28:27.177
I love y'all, too.
2048
01:28:28.595 --> 01:28:30.054
- Still got them Hot Cheetos?
- Oh.
2049
01:28:30.055 --> 01:28:32.265
- Girl, please.
- You know you want to taste it.
2050
01:28:32.266 --> 01:28:34.851
Two Hot Cheeto
martinis coming up.
2051
01:28:34.852 --> 01:28:37.186
You ain't gonna
let this shit go.
2052
01:28:37.187 --> 01:28:40.356
But, you know, what you did
let go was Keshawn's lame ass.
2053
01:28:40.357 --> 01:28:42.316
Oh, God, I kicked his ass
all the way to the curb.
2054
01:28:42.317 --> 01:28:44.277
But make sure you make
one of these for Mama Ruth,
2055
01:28:44.278 --> 01:28:45.361
'cause she has no idea
2056
01:28:45.362 --> 01:28:46.863
how you about to eat her
out of a house and home.
2057
01:28:46.864 --> 01:28:49.574
You already know
she about to put us to work.
2058
01:28:49.575 --> 01:28:51.617
I got to come up with a plan.
2059
01:28:51.618 --> 01:28:53.036
What you mean
"plan," girl?
2060
01:28:53.037 --> 01:28:55.455
It's already in motion.
I mean, look around.
2061
01:28:55.456 --> 01:28:57.750
This was a huge success.
2062
01:28:58.500 --> 01:29:01.462
I mean, I did meet
this one guy at the party.
2063
01:29:02.296 --> 01:29:03.714
He has his own gallery.
2064
01:29:04.339 --> 01:29:07.800
And he asked me if I would
be down to do a pop-up series.
2065
01:29:07.801 --> 01:29:09.844
Girl, that's huge.
2066
01:29:09.845 --> 01:29:11.471
Congratulations!
2067
01:29:11.472 --> 01:29:13.348
Mmm, I didn't say yes.
2068
01:29:14.058 --> 01:29:16.100
Yeah, I told him
I needed to consult
2069
01:29:16.101 --> 01:29:18.436
- with my business partner.
- Uh...
2070
01:29:18.437 --> 01:29:21.314
- If you'll still have me.
- Hell, yeah.
2071
01:29:21.315 --> 01:29:24.067
Girl, we locked in.
It's me and you.
2072
01:29:24.068 --> 01:29:25.485
Till death do us part.
2073
01:29:25.486 --> 01:29:27.613
You want
to marry me so bad.
2074
01:29:28.322 --> 01:29:29.530
I just love a ceremony.
2075
01:29:29.531 --> 01:29:31.116
Mmm.
2076
01:29:32.326 --> 01:29:33.743
Girl.
2077
01:29:33.744 --> 01:29:35.828
It's ghetto, but it's got
a runway quality about it.
2078
01:29:35.829 --> 01:29:37.997
It's refreshing. It's spicy.
It's drunk.
2079
01:29:37.998 --> 01:29:39.083
Mm-hmm. It's explosive.
2080
01:29:44.505 --> 01:29:46.715
Uche really gonna have to fix
our apartment now.
2081
01:29:47.925 --> 01:29:50.051
We need marble
countertops, a Jacuzzi tub...
2082
01:29:50.052 --> 01:29:51.135
Yup, yup.
2083
01:29:51.136 --> 01:29:52.678
Separate area
for an art studio.
2084
01:29:52.679 --> 01:29:53.846
Crown molding, too!
2085
01:29:53.847 --> 01:29:56.140
We gonna be
living in luxury.
2086
01:30:02.022 --> 01:30:03.607
I hate feeling
like I'm intruding.
2087
01:30:17.204 --> 01:30:19.039 line:5%
I should've went to law school.
2088
01:30:26.797 --> 01:30:28.423
You see this, Lord?
2089
01:30:28.549 --> 01:30:30.925
This is what I get for trying
to save your people.
2090
01:30:30.926 --> 01:30:33.553
They wouldn't even do this
in a white neighborhood.
2091
01:30:33.554 --> 01:30:36.973
I'm out here all alone
with no sword or nothing.
2092
01:30:36.974 --> 01:30:39.308
Trying to protect the innocent.
2093
01:30:39.309 --> 01:30:41.520
Do they care? They don't care.
2094
01:30:46.567 --> 01:30:48.485
- Bye, Miss Dorothy. See you.
-Bye, baby.
2095
01:30:51.363 --> 01:30:52.990
Yo.
2096
01:30:59.288 --> 01:31:00.663
Could have this
whole block lit up.
2097
01:31:00.664 --> 01:31:01.748
Okay.
2098
01:31:06.837 --> 01:31:08.172
Till death do us part.
2099
01:32:38.387 --> 01:32:39.971
Oh, he strikes again!