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You ready, girls?

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Nice.

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Do it again, do it again. Nice.

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And a few more.

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That's great.

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Do that again.

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Bring it back in, bring it back in.

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Go on, Erin.

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Go on, keep going.

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Yeah, that's awesome.

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Love it.

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Okay, let's do a team photo.

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So, everyone who's taller, on the back.

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Ready?

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And then spin it. Oh, I love it.

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Let's give it up
for the Hackney Wick Ladies!

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Three, two, one, Hackney!

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- Jim.
- Oh, hello, Pia.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

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The foxes have been in your bins again.

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- Don't worry, I'll sort it out.
- Shh!

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Can you put your penis away
whilst you're doing it?

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And just to clarify, I said
you could pee in the studio,

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not on the studio.

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, mate.

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- Sorry. Whoops!
- Okay.

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- Good luck, girls.
-  Thank you.

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Oh, shit!

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Hello?

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Why didn't you answer first time?

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- I'm in the middle of something.
- Did you forget?

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No, I didn't forget!

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- I'm nearly there. I was just...
- "Just, just." What "just?"

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Mum, chill out. I'm on my way.

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Come on, Beta. You know I need you there.

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Hurry up and leave.

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I'm literally minutes away.

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I think she's still in bed.

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Look, wig-head, stop winding Mum up.

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I'm not winding her up.

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<i>- What was that noise?</i>
- Nothing! I'm fine!

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I bet you're looking
in the mirror right now.

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You look like Cynthia from the <i>Rugrats.</i>

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Hey, watch your tone.

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I'm two years older than you, remember.

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Eighteen months,
but, sure, my respected Didi.

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Yeah, I'm a businesswoman.

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A respected pillar of the community.

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- I don't know what she's saying.
-  <i>What are you saying?</i>

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- I'm coming!
- P, hurry up!

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Oh, you're running away
from good taste again?

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Huh?

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How much did we make from the girlies?

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- Nothing. I've gotta go. Bye.
- Pia, we can't afford charity!

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- You all right?
- I can't talk, Jim. I gotta go!

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Sorry, sweetheart. Sorry.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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Whoa! Wait.

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No!

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What the...

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- It's fine. It's fine.
-  Beta, what happened?

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- Where are your shoes?
- It's a long story.

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- Can we just get some shoes?
- No!

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It's a half-hour appointment,

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and we can't come all the way
back to London.

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Some magic treasure
is waiting for both of you.

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What do you mean?

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As our scriptures say,
"Curiosity is not a sin,

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but we should exercise caution
with our curiosity."

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- Hang on, isn't that...?
-  Dumbledore?

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Watched <i>Goblet of Fire</i> last night.

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- Oh, nice.
-  Shh!

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Let the games begin!

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<i>Madame Jaswani.</i>

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Please. It's my pleasure to accompany you.

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After you.

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So, some of these pieces

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have been in our family for generations.

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And the rest I have collected
throughout my lifetime.

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Not for me, but for you.

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Oh, my God!

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This is your wedding jewellery.

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Oh, my God!

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And this, sweetheart, is for you.

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Are you happy?

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Mum, this is amazing. Thank you.

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And when you get married,
you can take all of it.

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But until then,
it stays safely in this box.

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What if I don't get married?

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I'm not saying now.
But one day, of course you will.

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What if I don't want
to get married? Right?

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Guys, what if I want to
continue to grow the studio,

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make a positive contribution to the world,

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and not be a part of...

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I'm sorry, Son, what some
may say is a social contract

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that's gonna distract me
from focusing on my career?

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- Rude.
- What if I don't want that?

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Don't even joke about that.

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You clearly haven't found
the right man, PiPi.

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I'm not joking.

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Hey, I'm building a life
for myself here, on my own.

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I don't need a man to do that.

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- You guys don't get it.
- Get what?

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You raised me to become
an independent free-thinker.

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- Yes, and?
- And because I'm turning 30,

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suddenly you're going back
to old-school ways. Wow!

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- That's not what I'm saying.
- Look out, Mum.

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Atomic bomb is about to blow her top.

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Well, Son, you can take my jewellery.

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I don't wanna be a part of this.

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- Okay, I will.
- Hey, hey, hey.

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- What?
- Chill out, Pia.

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Next you'll say you don't want kids.

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- I don't want kids!
- You love kids!

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But they're currently
not a part of the plan!

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No, no, it... it was an accident.

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Yes, a customer's buttocks
triggered the alarm,

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- and now the--
-  You know what?

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Yeah, it was an accident,

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but maybe if you guys put a sign
or something above your button,

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people wouldn't hit your button
with their buttocks!

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- Oh.
- Pia...

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I'm sorry.

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I'll go and get some new shoes, Mum.

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Beta, I love you so much.

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When will you realise this?

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Everything I do, I do it for you.

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Bryan Adams?

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Oh, yeah.

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When you were little,
you had such chubby cheeks

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and your two baby front teeth.
Oh, you were so sweet!

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And you didn't argue back then.

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So, I was like
your obedient chipmunk?

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You still look like a chipmunk,
to be fair.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God.

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What?

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- It's a MAMIL.
- Oh, dear.

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- What's a MAMIL?
- Middle-aged man in Lycra.

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We'll handle this. Jay, lock the doors.

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Thank you for your support.
So nice to see you.

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- Thank you very much.
- Did we just make a sale?

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Yeah! Five pounds, bitches!
We are so screwed.

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God, he's coming.

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- You deal with him. I'm not.
- It's okay, I got this.

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Hi. Hey. Hi, welcome to the Ninth Mandala.

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How can I help you?

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Yeah, I need some passport
photos taken, actually.

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Yeah, but I need my visa sorted,
and they won't accept these.

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- No idea why.
- Interesting attire.

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I'm so sorry I can't help you.
This is a portraiture studio.

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You could try Sainsbury's
on Bethnal Green Road.

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Look, you got loads of cameras
over there! I spy your subject.

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There's a printer over there,

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and you can cut them with these, no?

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- I think you need to leave.
- Calm down, dear.

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I am calm, dickhead. Now get out.

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- Seriously, get out!
- Yeah, get out, you knob.

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And each toe does not need
its own chamber. Go on.

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- Thank God he's gone.
- Yeah.

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We should think about passport photos.

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- We'd be raking in the cash.
- No, Jay. Don't listen to him.

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Remember, we're making art.

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This whole studio
is dedicated to my grandma.

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I know. And her dream
of being a photographer.

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But every letter we're getting
through the door

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is a red-lined bill.

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Well, we'll be fine. Just have faith.

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We're not fine! We need
to find some money soon.

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Which means... you might
need to loosen up a little bit.

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Huh! I am loose.

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Hon, I'm loose.

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You're so tight we could mine
diamonds out of your ass.

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Well, speaking of diamonds,
today I found out my mum

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has been saving all this jewellery for me.

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For my wedding.

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Enough to pay our debt off 20 times over.

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And it's all in this bank
in Golders Green.

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We need to rob that bank immeeds.

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The only way we can get our
hands on it is if I get married

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- and that is never happening.
- Okay, but the bank has said

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that we need to pay our arrears
in the next four weeks,

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or they'll shut us down.
So, we need to marry you off.

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Or at least get you on a date.

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- So, come out with me tonight.
- No!

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I have plans.

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Plus, it's Sonal's engagement tomorrow.

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Okay, well, I have a plus one

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at a private view
on Redchurch Street tonight.

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Which is just down the road,
so no excuses.

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There'll be loads of fitties there.

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I'm busy.

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P, you cannot
just stay here watering plants.

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- I love my plants!
- You'll turn into melancholy.

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No, I won't. I won't turn into melancholy.

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You won't lie in bed,
endlessly browsing Deliveroo,

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- dreaming of Shashi Kapoor?
- I love Shashi Kapoor.

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Come on, what have you got to lose?

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- You might even get some D.
- That is highly unlikely.

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It's like an abandoned subway down there.

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Well, go and wash your subway.
We're going out.

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- Come on.
- Really?

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Yes, go on. Scrub it.

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-  Hi.
- Welcome.

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Ooh.

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What about him?

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No. Come on, come on, go.

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Him?

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Unusual look, but, no.

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Look, he's hot, behind me.

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Look, Jay, stop.

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So, what about the apps, then?

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Gonna download them again, or...?

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Jay, I hate the apps.
Rejection is always imminent.

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Before, after, during sex.

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- During?
- Yeah, it doesn't matter.

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They're a headfuck, anyway.
So, I'm done with the apps.

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Do you remember Big Dick Dinesh?

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We don't talk about Big Dick Dinesh.

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Shh!

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Seriously, when were you last in love?

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- Actual love?
- Yes.

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Balls deep in love.

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Oh, my God!

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It was what's-his-name,
wasn't it? Charlie.

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Was... Was it Charlie?

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Oh, my God. Pia, that was
at school. Are you serious?

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Can you not love-shame me?

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What happened to you two, then?

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He just turned out to be
another suburban boy

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that wanted to stay in Welwyn
and run the family business.

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I, on the other hand,
if you haven't already noticed,

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- I'm a smoking-hot diva.
- Plumes of hotness.

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And I had things I wanted,
needed, to do with my life,

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like go to uni.

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And then that led to...
irreconcilable differences.

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Anyway... I did go
and visit him that Christmas.

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And then he'd already hooked up

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with that stunning red-head called Lucy.

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Lucy. It's unbelievable.

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Mm! And then, check this.

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Now he's gonna be the best man
at Son's wedding.

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00:12:32.875 --> 00:12:34.915
Jay?

247
00:12:34.916 --> 00:12:37.249
Great, first shaming, now the ghosting.

248
00:12:37.250 --> 00:12:40.125
Sorry, babe, but over your shoulder.

249
00:12:41.083 --> 00:12:42.833
No, don't look yet!
Don't look, don't look!

250
00:12:46.458 --> 00:12:47.999
I can't tell who he's winking at.

251
00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:49.665
Oh, it's definitely me.

252
00:12:49.666 --> 00:12:52.832
But I would consider sharing him

253
00:12:52.833 --> 00:12:55.040
as a plus one at tomorrow's
engagement party,

254
00:12:55.041 --> 00:12:56.124
if you're interested.

255
00:12:56.125 --> 00:12:58.250
This ain't no ride-share, baby.

256
00:12:59.083 --> 00:13:00.375
Fine by me.

257
00:13:01.041 --> 00:13:02.708
- See you tomorrow.
- Bye.

258
00:13:12.083 --> 00:13:15.375
- Where are we?
- We're nearly there.

259
00:13:21.458 --> 00:13:22.750
Is this it?

260
00:13:25.250 --> 00:13:28.625
-  Ready?
- Yeah.

261
00:13:31.750 --> 00:13:33.290
- We're in, we are out.
- Yeah.

262
00:13:33.291 --> 00:13:34.374
Stealth, agility.

263
00:13:34.375 --> 00:13:36.165
- We're like ninjas, okay?
- Yeah. In, out.

264
00:13:36.166 --> 00:13:39.665
And do not, I repeat, do not
get sucked into the mentalism.

265
00:13:39.666 --> 00:13:41.041
- Pia!
- Whoa!

266
00:13:42.375 --> 00:13:43.415
Oh, my God.

267
00:13:43.416 --> 00:13:45.707
It's okay. It's okay.

268
00:13:45.708 --> 00:13:46.749
Are you all right?

269
00:13:46.750 --> 00:13:48.207
It's how we say "hi" in this family.

270
00:13:48.208 --> 00:13:49.457
- Hi.
- Hey, Son.

271
00:13:49.458 --> 00:13:51.165
JJ! Look at you.

272
00:13:51.166 --> 00:13:53.040
You're the most beautiful man in town.

273
00:13:53.041 --> 00:13:55.040
Looking fire as always, Sonal.

274
00:13:55.041 --> 00:13:56.582
You remember my mum.

275
00:13:56.583 --> 00:13:58.082
- Beta.
- Hey.

276
00:13:58.083 --> 00:13:59.124
Hi.

277
00:13:59.125 --> 00:14:01.832
It's wonderful to see you after
all this time, Auntie Laxmi.

278
00:14:01.833 --> 00:14:05.374
Oh, Jay, so handsome as always.

279
00:14:05.375 --> 00:14:08.957
Why did you have to be
one of the gays, hmm?

280
00:14:08.958 --> 00:14:11.790
- You're so perfect for our Pia.
- I can only apologise.

281
00:14:13.458 --> 00:14:17.707
Oh, one second.

282
00:14:17.708 --> 00:14:22.332
This, bitches, this is my conscience.

283
00:14:22.333 --> 00:14:27.582
My bible. May I present to you
our wedding itinerary?

284
00:14:27.583 --> 00:14:30.333
- Wow, Son, this is...
-  Ooh.

285
00:14:31.541 --> 00:14:32.415
a lot.

286
00:14:32.416 --> 00:14:34.915
So, every last detail of my wedding

287
00:14:34.916 --> 00:14:37.999
has been planned through
my blood, sweat and tears.

288
00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:40.457
Whoa, it's like you wrote it
on your period.

289
00:14:40.458 --> 00:14:43.124
So, we got the engagement, the shagun,

290
00:14:43.125 --> 00:14:44.749
the mehndi-henna night, the sangeet,

291
00:14:44.750 --> 00:14:46.124
the wedding, the reception.

292
00:14:46.125 --> 00:14:48.207
Oh, so it takes place over a year?

293
00:14:48.208 --> 00:14:51.207
No! Don't be silly. It's only a month.

294
00:14:51.208 --> 00:14:53.665
You are gonna look so cute.

295
00:14:53.666 --> 00:14:55.082
Oh.

296
00:14:55.083 --> 00:14:58.457
Damn, PiPi, look at you.

297
00:14:58.458 --> 00:15:00.207
You're wearing shoes and everything.

298
00:15:01.250 --> 00:15:03.040
Ah! You're gonna read it, though, right?

299
00:15:03.041 --> 00:15:05.082
- Yeah.
- Because I need you on board

300
00:15:05.083 --> 00:15:07.040
for the most important month of my life!

301
00:15:07.041 --> 00:15:09.540
Yay!

302
00:15:09.541 --> 00:15:11.582
Seriously, Son, don't worry about me.

303
00:15:11.583 --> 00:15:12.582
This is all about you.

304
00:15:12.583 --> 00:15:15.665
Hmm! Don't worry. I have
got a make-up artist on call.

305
00:15:15.666 --> 00:15:17.374
You're gonna need him.

306
00:15:17.375 --> 00:15:19.582
We need to head to Sam's place.

307
00:15:19.583 --> 00:15:22.415
In exactly two hours.

308
00:15:22.416 --> 00:15:23.957
Shit, I need to get ready.

309
00:15:27.958 --> 00:15:31.082
Sorry, PiPi? That's your family nickname?

310
00:15:31.083 --> 00:15:33.749
Yeah. Say it in the real world
and I'll fire you.

311
00:15:33.750 --> 00:15:37.165
PiPi, you too.

312
00:15:37.166 --> 00:15:39.665
Can you fire me if you haven't
paid me in two months?

313
00:16:01.083 --> 00:16:04.082
- This way, please.
-  Where's Sam? Ah!

314
00:16:04.083 --> 00:16:05.665
I thought the wedding was next month.

315
00:16:05.666 --> 00:16:09.082
Oh, no, it's like Sonal said,
Indian weddings are epic.

316
00:16:09.083 --> 00:16:12.082
This event is the first
of approximately seven...

317
00:16:12.083 --> 00:16:15.332
- Seven?
- ...ty-five... thousand.

318
00:16:15.333 --> 00:16:16.457
How do I look?

319
00:16:16.458 --> 00:16:17.665
- I mean, the hair is--
- Okay.

320
00:16:17.666 --> 00:16:20.165
- Do you not like my curls?
- We all have to head to the den.

321
00:16:20.166 --> 00:16:23.874
We have a special event for
the family before the party starts.

322
00:16:23.875 --> 00:16:25.415
Jay, you're included, of course.

323
00:16:25.416 --> 00:16:28.082
- I am? Oh, thank you.
- Wait, what's this now?

324
00:16:28.083 --> 00:16:30.624
Ah, wouldn't you like to know?

325
00:16:30.625 --> 00:16:32.290
- Hmm?
- I like these.

326
00:16:32.291 --> 00:16:36.957
Hey, Mama. Lovely to see you.
Mum and Dad send their love.

327
00:16:36.958 --> 00:16:39.290
They're in the house
finalising everything.

328
00:16:39.291 --> 00:16:41.290
I hope this is all to your liking.

329
00:16:41.291 --> 00:16:44.165
Oh, it's wonderful!

330
00:16:44.166 --> 00:16:46.582
Yes! Yes.

331
00:16:46.583 --> 00:16:48.332
Oh, Pia, hey.

332
00:16:48.333 --> 00:16:49.707
- Sam.
- Hi.

333
00:16:49.708 --> 00:16:51.124
I'm Sam, the husband-to-be.

334
00:16:51.125 --> 00:16:53.874
Hi. I'm Jay, the, uh, gay bestie.

335
00:16:55.083 --> 00:16:56.457
Come and sit. Come on.

336
00:16:56.458 --> 00:16:59.374
- He's cute.
- Yeah, they're very cute.

337
00:16:59.375 --> 00:17:02.874
- Pia, come and sit.
- What is going on?

338
00:17:02.875 --> 00:17:05.499
If you come and sit down,
you'll find out what's going on.

339
00:17:05.500 --> 00:17:07.582
-  Jay. Yep.
-  Okay, right. Yep.

340
00:17:07.583 --> 00:17:10.207
And how is the Ninth Mandala?

341
00:17:10.208 --> 00:17:11.749
It's going great. Yeah.

342
00:17:11.750 --> 00:17:13.249
- Is it?
- Yes, sir.

343
00:17:13.250 --> 00:17:15.124
- Yes. Yes.
- He's being modest.

344
00:17:15.125 --> 00:17:18.124
I was worried, but it sounds
like things are coming together.

345
00:17:18.125 --> 00:17:22.874
Yeah, print sales are going up.
They're very high in demand.

346
00:17:22.875 --> 00:17:26.415
And we have just
rearranged the studio,

347
00:17:26.416 --> 00:17:30.165
so, uh, now customers
are walking in from the rear.

348
00:17:30.166 --> 00:17:32.707
"Entry from the backside only."

349
00:17:32.708 --> 00:17:34.624
- I don't get it.
- You get it.

350
00:17:34.625 --> 00:17:37.999
Cos in India we say,
"Entry from the backside only."

351
00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:40.375
Sounds like...

352
00:17:41.541 --> 00:17:42.582
Sounds like anal sex.

353
00:17:42.583 --> 00:17:44.374
Hey!

354
00:17:44.375 --> 00:17:46.540
- Hey, Dad.
- How are we doing? Okay?

355
00:17:46.541 --> 00:17:48.582
Yeah.

356
00:17:48.583 --> 00:17:50.249
- Hey, darling.
- Thank God you're here.

357
00:17:50.250 --> 00:17:52.874
I'm glad I'm here too.

358
00:17:52.875 --> 00:17:54.082
Mum, it's getting late.

359
00:17:54.083 --> 00:17:55.707
Guests are gonna be arriving soon.

360
00:17:55.708 --> 00:17:58.624
Pandit Ramprakash Balakrishnan
Subramanium Fuggaji

361
00:17:58.625 --> 00:17:59.707
will be here very soon.

362
00:17:59.708 --> 00:18:02.582
- Have some patience, Beta.
- He's a crook. They all are.

363
00:18:02.583 --> 00:18:04.832
Like you know anything
about spiritual matters.

364
00:18:08.333 --> 00:18:10.624
<i>Namaste. Namaste.</i>

365
00:18:10.625 --> 00:18:12.707
<i>Namaste. Namaste.</i>

366
00:18:12.708 --> 00:18:15.625
-  <i>Namaste.</i>
-  <i>Namaste.</i>

367
00:18:20.041 --> 00:18:22.875
Oh, no.

368
00:18:23.708 --> 00:18:24.790
He's got her Janampatri.

369
00:18:24.791 --> 00:18:26.374
Her Janama-what?

370
00:18:26.375 --> 00:18:30.374
It's her astrological chart.
He is gonna do her reading.

371
00:18:30.375 --> 00:18:34.332
Your wedding is 14th October?

372
00:18:34.333 --> 00:18:37.040
Yes, Fuggaji. Is there a problem?

373
00:18:37.041 --> 00:18:39.582
You, uh...

374
00:18:39.583 --> 00:18:44.374
have an excellent uterus.

375
00:18:44.375 --> 00:18:48.582
- Come on!
-  Very strong energy.

376
00:18:48.583 --> 00:18:51.833
Magnetic quality.

377
00:18:58.708 --> 00:19:01.582
You will be blessed with a pregnancy

378
00:19:01.583 --> 00:19:04.540
at the first attempt.

379
00:19:04.541 --> 00:19:06.665
Well done.

380
00:19:09.000 --> 00:19:11.540
Pia, I've asked Pandit-ji to do not one,

381
00:19:11.541 --> 00:19:13.415
- but two readings today.
- Oh, no.

382
00:19:13.416 --> 00:19:14.624
- Oh, yes.
- Uh, no.

383
00:19:14.625 --> 00:19:16.165
- Oh, yes.
- No!

384
00:19:16.166 --> 00:19:17.874
Throwing good money after bad, huh?

385
00:19:23.750 --> 00:19:27.083
Hey. I'll do it, I'll do it.
Just... keep it light.

386
00:19:29.166 --> 00:19:31.540
Janampatri says

387
00:19:31.541 --> 00:19:35.124
you are going to be 30 this year.

388
00:19:35.125 --> 00:19:36.124
Yeah.

389
00:19:36.125 --> 00:19:39.249
Time is running out, huh?

390
00:19:39.250 --> 00:19:42.582
- How's her uterus doing?
- Jay! Not now.

391
00:19:42.583 --> 00:19:45.082
What Jay means, Fuggaji,

392
00:19:45.083 --> 00:19:49.207
is I am happily unmarried.

393
00:19:49.208 --> 00:19:51.082
Show me your palm.

394
00:19:51.083 --> 00:19:53.207
I don't need to show you my hand.

395
00:19:53.208 --> 00:19:57.665
-  Mum!
- Oh, Pia, show him your palm.

396
00:19:57.666 --> 00:20:03.957
Her love line and her career line
are directly intertwined.

397
00:20:03.958 --> 00:20:05.707
-  See?
- Which means what exactly?

398
00:20:05.708 --> 00:20:07.290
- Jay, what are you doing?
- Just...

399
00:20:19.291 --> 00:20:23.665
This is a Vashikaran mantra.

400
00:20:23.666 --> 00:20:27.624
It is to attract love.

401
00:20:27.625 --> 00:20:34.374
It will give you control
over a person's mind and soul.

402
00:20:34.375 --> 00:20:37.249
- That's some dark shit.
- Yeah.

403
00:20:37.250 --> 00:20:38.915
He's up.

404
00:20:38.916 --> 00:20:41.375
I guarantee it.

405
00:20:42.416 --> 00:20:46.249
Your life partner will be

406
00:20:46.250 --> 00:20:51.832
one of the next
five persons you will meet.

407
00:20:51.833 --> 00:20:56.165
Wait. Pandit-ji, one of her next
five dates will be her soulmate?

408
00:20:56.166 --> 00:20:57.624
- What?
- What?

409
00:20:57.625 --> 00:20:59.624
- What?
- Exactly!

410
00:20:59.625 --> 00:21:01.999
Five. That's it, Beta.

411
00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:05.707
I am sorry, I have to leave now.

412
00:21:05.708 --> 00:21:07.957
I have an exorcism

413
00:21:07.958 --> 00:21:10.040
of a chartered accountant in Bexley Heath.

414
00:21:10.041 --> 00:21:11.165
Sounds like a hook-up.

415
00:21:11.166 --> 00:21:13.707
<i>Namaste.</i>

416
00:21:13.708 --> 00:21:15.124
<i>- Namaste.</i>
- Thank you so much.

417
00:21:15.125 --> 00:21:17.207
Toot-a-loo!

418
00:21:17.208 --> 00:21:18.957
- Toot-a-loo.
- Toot-a-loo.

419
00:21:18.958 --> 00:21:21.124
Bye.

420
00:21:42.250 --> 00:21:43.665
Well, that was incredible.

421
00:21:43.666 --> 00:21:48.374
Guys, one more time for
the Welwyn Bharatanatyam Academy.

422
00:21:48.375 --> 00:21:50.207
- Who is that?
-  Next up, Shiv Saini.

423
00:21:50.208 --> 00:21:51.499
Give him a warm welcome, guys.

424
00:21:51.500 --> 00:21:54.415
Holy fucknuts.

425
00:21:54.416 --> 00:21:56.249
That guy's an absolute smash.

426
00:21:56.250 --> 00:21:59.790
Shiv here says he can multiply
any two-digit numbers together

427
00:21:59.791 --> 00:22:02.290
and come up with the right
answer every single time.

428
00:22:02.291 --> 00:22:03.415
Let's put him to the test.

429
00:22:03.416 --> 00:22:05.665
Can I have a two-digit number,
please? Anyone.

430
00:22:05.666 --> 00:22:07.457
I'll give you my number.

431
00:22:07.458 --> 00:22:09.540
Very funny, Mrs Viswanathan.

432
00:22:09.541 --> 00:22:12.332
Forty-three. Thank you very much.

433
00:22:12.333 --> 00:22:13.957
One more two-digit number, please.

434
00:22:13.958 --> 00:22:15.540
Let's try sixty-nine.

435
00:22:15.541 --> 00:22:18.458
- Yes, let's! Lovely number.
- Shh!

436
00:22:25.708 --> 00:22:27.499
Okay.

437
00:22:27.500 --> 00:22:28.540
Forty-three

438
00:22:28.541 --> 00:22:31.457
multiplied by sixty-nine.

439
00:22:31.458 --> 00:22:35.125
Two thousand, nine hundred
and sixty-eight.

440
00:22:37.083 --> 00:22:39.082
Ladies and gentlemen, he is correct.

441
00:22:39.083 --> 00:22:42.332
Make some noise. Well done.

442
00:22:42.333 --> 00:22:46.207
Guys, we'll be back very shortly
with some more entertainment.

443
00:22:46.208 --> 00:22:49.040
What? He's adorable.

444
00:22:49.041 --> 00:22:50.500
That's Charlie.

445
00:22:52.458 --> 00:22:54.082
Charlie, your first love, Charlie?

446
00:22:54.083 --> 00:22:55.958
Yes.

447
00:22:56.875 --> 00:22:58.374
- Drink?
- Yep!

448
00:22:58.375 --> 00:22:59.457
Double.

449
00:22:59.458 --> 00:23:01.499
Come on. Jane, photos.

450
00:23:01.500 --> 00:23:03.582
- You gonna go talk to him then?
- Mm-mm!

451
00:23:03.583 --> 00:23:04.957
What do you mean, "Mm-mm"?

452
00:23:04.958 --> 00:23:08.000
If he wants to talk, he can come to me.
I'm not running to him.

453
00:23:09.416 --> 00:23:11.915
Oh, what's going on here, then?

454
00:23:11.916 --> 00:23:13.790
Please explain, immeeds.

455
00:23:13.791 --> 00:23:15.749
Oh, it's for the family back home.

456
00:23:15.750 --> 00:23:17.957
- So they think they're still--?
- Together, yeah.

457
00:23:17.958 --> 00:23:18.999
No.

458
00:23:19.000 --> 00:23:22.207
No one in India knows they've
been divorced for 15 years.

459
00:23:22.208 --> 00:23:25.165
They're gonna continue this charade
for the whole wedding.

460
00:23:25.166 --> 00:23:27.082
It's Jane I feel sorry for.

461
00:23:27.083 --> 00:23:30.040
- Okay.
- Pia? Beta, come.

462
00:23:30.041 --> 00:23:32.207
- Can you get me another?
- Yeah.

463
00:23:32.208 --> 00:23:35.832
- Hi, Jane, hi.
-  Come, come, Beta.

464
00:23:35.833 --> 00:23:37.665
- Okay.
- Thank you, Jane.

465
00:23:37.666 --> 00:23:40.707
All the pieces in the jigsaw
are coming together, huh, Sonal?

466
00:23:40.708 --> 00:23:43.290
But we need to keep an eye
on this five-dates business.

467
00:23:43.291 --> 00:23:46.582
Make sure Pia also secures her partner.

468
00:23:46.583 --> 00:23:49.415
I don't think that's necessary.

469
00:23:49.416 --> 00:23:51.207
Wait. I've got an idea.

470
00:23:51.208 --> 00:23:55.707
Why don't we each plan a date
for Pia before the wedding?

471
00:23:55.708 --> 00:23:57.957
She then chooses a winner

472
00:23:57.958 --> 00:24:00.749
and brings them as a date
on our wedding day.

473
00:24:00.750 --> 00:24:02.874
That sounds like a TV show
I'd like to binge.

474
00:24:02.875 --> 00:24:06.790
That is a great idea! Excellent.

475
00:24:06.791 --> 00:24:07.915
I'm gonna kill you.

476
00:24:07.916 --> 00:24:11.999
Mum, I don't really believe
in this astrology crap.

477
00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:14.124
And, uh, I don't wanna get married.

478
00:24:14.125 --> 00:24:16.790
- Come here, Beta.
-  Okay.

479
00:24:16.791 --> 00:24:17.874
Thanks, Mum.

480
00:24:17.875 --> 00:24:21.665
Beta, what if I was to walk out,
get hit by a truck and die,

481
00:24:21.666 --> 00:24:23.540
- and this was the last time we spoke.
- Dad!

482
00:24:23.541 --> 00:24:25.290
Imagine how you would feel.

483
00:24:25.291 --> 00:24:28.624
Mum, Mum. Still at my
engagement, okay? Keep it light.

484
00:24:28.625 --> 00:24:30.707
You would never
be able to stop regretting.

485
00:24:30.708 --> 00:24:32.165
It would eat you up inside,

486
00:24:32.166 --> 00:24:34.082
this pain, but it would be too late.

487
00:24:34.083 --> 00:24:37.082
In which case, the sooner
we sort these dates, the better.

488
00:24:37.083 --> 00:24:38.291
Correct.

489
00:24:39.625 --> 00:24:42.207
Listen, this is just five dates, okay?

490
00:24:42.208 --> 00:24:44.290
Now look, I don't believe
in astrology either,

491
00:24:44.291 --> 00:24:45.457
although I am a Pisces,

492
00:24:45.458 --> 00:24:47.665
but I do believe in sex,
mischief, and romance,

493
00:24:47.666 --> 00:24:49.499
and this is just the place
for all of that.

494
00:24:49.500 --> 00:24:53.290
Especially the sex part,
which you need. Badly.

495
00:24:53.291 --> 00:24:57.290
Jay, we don't need men
to make us feel whole.

496
00:24:57.291 --> 00:24:59.457
- We've got--
- Look, PiPi,

497
00:24:59.458 --> 00:25:02.207
I know you must have all types
of shit stored up

498
00:25:02.208 --> 00:25:03.166
that you can't deal with.

499
00:25:03.625 --> 00:25:05.415
Like how I'm obviously Mum's favourite,

500
00:25:05.416 --> 00:25:08.040
even though you are the firstborn.

501
00:25:08.041 --> 00:25:09.832
- What?
- Don't you ever think about

502
00:25:09.833 --> 00:25:11.457
how much Mum and Dad sacrificed?

503
00:25:11.458 --> 00:25:12.457
Of course I do.

504
00:25:12.458 --> 00:25:14.915
So this would mean
a hell of a lot to them.

505
00:25:14.916 --> 00:25:18.499
And we only just so happen
to be in the perfect place

506
00:25:18.500 --> 00:25:21.999
to kick this off. Be right back.

507
00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:24.582
Jay, this party is proper Welwyn.

508
00:25:24.583 --> 00:25:26.582
There's no way
my soulmate's gonna be here.

509
00:25:26.583 --> 00:25:28.957
-  I really hope he is.
-  Pia?

510
00:25:28.958 --> 00:25:31.499
If only to keep your parents
from twigging about the studio.

511
00:25:31.500 --> 00:25:32.832
"Business is booming"?

512
00:25:32.833 --> 00:25:36.082
- Look who it is! Akshay Dham.
- Hello, Pia.

513
00:25:36.083 --> 00:25:38.374
- Dham! Darl! Oh.
- Hi.

514
00:25:38.375 --> 00:25:40.749
It's been a while. You're looking well.

515
00:25:40.750 --> 00:25:42.707
- And you.
- You still working for my mum?

516
00:25:42.708 --> 00:25:44.207
Yes, well, what can I say?

517
00:25:44.208 --> 00:25:47.082
I got caught in her orbit,
couldn't escape.

518
00:25:47.083 --> 00:25:49.415
Your mother has
the gravitational pull of...

519
00:25:49.416 --> 00:25:50.791
Uranus?

520
00:25:52.416 --> 00:25:54.790
I... need to check the flowers.

521
00:25:54.791 --> 00:25:58.207
- I will assist you.
- I need to come as well.

522
00:25:58.208 --> 00:26:00.499
- I'm coming. I'm coming!
- No, no, no! You stay.

523
00:26:00.500 --> 00:26:01.916
Try and... enjoy.

524
00:26:07.541 --> 00:26:09.707
- That was subtle.
- Yeah.

525
00:26:09.708 --> 00:26:11.707
First time being ambushed at a wedding?

526
00:26:11.708 --> 00:26:13.457
I'm a single brown man in my 30s.

527
00:26:13.458 --> 00:26:15.624
This is not my first rodeo.

528
00:26:15.625 --> 00:26:17.832
You do have that desirable
bachelor feel about you.

529
00:26:17.833 --> 00:26:20.082
That will get aunties on the case.

530
00:26:20.083 --> 00:26:22.290
The ones with the daughters, right?

531
00:26:22.291 --> 00:26:25.124
- Daughters. Occasionally sons.
- Hmm!

532
00:26:25.125 --> 00:26:27.290
I was at a wedding in Harrow
the other week.

533
00:26:27.291 --> 00:26:29.082
The aunties there were very progressive.

534
00:26:29.083 --> 00:26:30.332
Hmm!

535
00:26:30.333 --> 00:26:31.999
I'm actually gonna make my escape.

536
00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:35.249
I have a pile of marking
due tomorrow morning.

537
00:26:35.250 --> 00:26:37.790
Gotcha. I would avoid that corner.

538
00:26:37.791 --> 00:26:39.499
-  Good shout.
-  Yeah.

539
00:26:39.500 --> 00:26:42.249
- Good luck.
- Thank you. Yeah.

540
00:26:44.250 --> 00:26:45.999
Thank you, Pia.

541
00:26:54.125 --> 00:26:56.040
Hey.

542
00:26:56.041 --> 00:26:57.249
- Hey!
- How's it going?

543
00:26:57.250 --> 00:26:58.874
- Hey. Yeah, good.
- Good to see you.

544
00:26:58.875 --> 00:27:00.249
- You, too. Long time.
- Yeah.

545
00:27:00.250 --> 00:27:02.665
What are you doing here? Wedding security?

546
00:27:02.666 --> 00:27:05.499
Oh, no, I am the best man, actually.

547
00:27:05.500 --> 00:27:07.790
- Yeah.
- Surely you know that, right?

548
00:27:07.791 --> 00:27:09.875
- Yeah, I forgot.
- You forgot?

549
00:27:11.625 --> 00:27:14.499
- How are you?
- I'm good. I'm good.

550
00:27:14.500 --> 00:27:16.665
Um, still at the restaurant in Welwyn.

551
00:27:16.666 --> 00:27:17.999
Changed the whole menu.

552
00:27:18.000 --> 00:27:20.624
We're doing Pan-Asian fusion
mixed with European fine dining.

553
00:27:20.625 --> 00:27:21.624
It's going well.

554
00:27:21.625 --> 00:27:24.832
Makes a lot of sense
cos you love exotic flavours.

555
00:27:24.833 --> 00:27:26.999
Bit of spice.

556
00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:28.583
Sorry, not sari!

557
00:27:30.166 --> 00:27:34.249
Okay.
Did you, uh...

558
00:27:34.250 --> 00:27:36.707
Did you come alone tonight,
or did you bring someone?

559
00:27:36.708 --> 00:27:38.165
No, no, brought a close friend.

560
00:27:38.166 --> 00:27:40.207
I feel bad, he doesn't really know anyone.

561
00:27:40.208 --> 00:27:42.832
- Pia!
- Is that him there?

562
00:27:42.833 --> 00:27:44.499
Yeah, yeah, that's him.

563
00:27:44.500 --> 00:27:45.749
- Poor guy.
- Yeah.

564
00:27:45.750 --> 00:27:47.790
I've never seen him
look so depressed in his life.

565
00:27:47.791 --> 00:27:48.999
So how are you?

566
00:27:49.000 --> 00:27:52.665
I heard that you've got your own
photography studio in Hackney.

567
00:27:52.666 --> 00:27:54.790
It's literally, like,
what you've always wanted.

568
00:27:54.791 --> 00:27:56.999
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

569
00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:59.124
I'm sure that degree
in Renaissance Literature's

570
00:27:59.125 --> 00:28:00.290
really coming in handy.

571
00:28:00.291 --> 00:28:02.207
Yeah, well, I've heard
that you can't seem to shake

572
00:28:02.208 --> 00:28:04.124
your overwhelming urge to date red-heads.

573
00:28:04.125 --> 00:28:07.832
Charlie! Charlie!

574
00:28:07.833 --> 00:28:08.999
- Hey.
- This is amazing.

575
00:28:09.000 --> 00:28:10.374
- Yeah.
- So sorry I'm late.

576
00:28:10.375 --> 00:28:13.540
I definitely was not watching
<i>Love Island.</i>

577
00:28:13.541 --> 00:28:16.540
Heh-hey!

578
00:28:16.541 --> 00:28:18.249
This is Pia. Pia, this is Lily.

579
00:28:18.250 --> 00:28:20.040
- Hi.
- Hi. Hey, I'm... I'm Pia.

580
00:28:20.041 --> 00:28:21.707
Oh, bring it in!

581
00:28:21.708 --> 00:28:23.082
You look amazing!

582
00:28:23.083 --> 00:28:24.832
Thank you. So do you.

583
00:28:24.833 --> 00:28:26.707
We're just catching up.
Pia's an old friend.

584
00:28:26.708 --> 00:28:28.374
Do you mind giving us five minutes?

585
00:28:28.375 --> 00:28:29.915
- Yeah, sure.
- Is that all right?

586
00:28:29.916 --> 00:28:31.374
- I'll go to the bar.
- Cool.

587
00:28:31.375 --> 00:28:33.665
- See ya.
- Thanks, Lily.

588
00:28:33.666 --> 00:28:36.165
- Wow, she's--
- Big <i>Love Island</i> fan, yeah.

589
00:28:36.166 --> 00:28:38.790
Wait! Look at you.

590
00:28:38.791 --> 00:28:40.540
Just so you know,

591
00:28:40.541 --> 00:28:42.165
me and Lily, we just met, actually.

592
00:28:42.166 --> 00:28:46.290
She's just... incredibly affectionate.

593
00:28:46.291 --> 00:28:49.707
Yeah, I bet she is.

594
00:28:49.708 --> 00:28:52.040
This isn't really going exactly
how I imagined it would.

595
00:28:52.041 --> 00:28:53.582
How did you imagine it?

596
00:28:53.583 --> 00:28:54.832
Look at you two!

597
00:28:54.833 --> 00:28:57.874
Maid of honour and best man catching up.

598
00:28:57.875 --> 00:28:59.874
Oh, isn't it brilliant?

599
00:28:59.875 --> 00:29:02.249
I understand it's a bit weird
and it's been a long time,

600
00:29:02.250 --> 00:29:04.915
but I thought it would be
a good opportunity to catch up,

601
00:29:04.916 --> 00:29:06.582
spend some time together like we used to.

602
00:29:06.583 --> 00:29:09.249
Yeah, I'd love that.
You, me, Lily, it'll be great.

603
00:29:09.250 --> 00:29:11.249
Well, I haven't asked,
but she might be into it.

604
00:29:11.250 --> 00:29:14.207
Ha-ha. Very funny. Threesome jokes.

605
00:29:14.208 --> 00:29:17.165
You kind of left me no choice, though.

606
00:29:17.166 --> 00:29:20.000
I'm, uh...
I'm gonna get another drink.

607
00:29:36.125 --> 00:29:37.082
One minute he's like,

608
00:29:37.083 --> 00:29:39.291
"I wanna support you.
You could be independent."

609
00:29:41.958 --> 00:29:44.374
And then you know what? They just leave.

610
00:29:44.375 --> 00:29:47.249
Hmm! Case in point.

611
00:29:53.583 --> 00:29:54.582
Hey!

612
00:29:54.583 --> 00:29:56.083
I'm having fun!

613
00:30:08.916 --> 00:30:12.125
Good morning, Princess PiPi.

614
00:30:16.333 --> 00:30:18.957
So, how'd it go with Charlie?

615
00:30:18.958 --> 00:30:22.583
Oh...

616
00:30:23.166 --> 00:30:24.624
It's not good.

617
00:30:24.625 --> 00:30:26.832
He's dating <i>Love Island's</i> biggest fan.

618
00:30:26.833 --> 00:30:29.124
I will wrestle anyone for that title.

619
00:30:32.666 --> 00:30:34.416
Charlie's moved on.

620
00:30:35.291 --> 00:30:37.250
Well, maybe it's time you did, too.

621
00:30:40.208 --> 00:30:41.458
Okay.

622
00:30:42.750 --> 00:30:43.958
Where's my phone?

623
00:30:55.833 --> 00:30:56.875 line:5%
Send.

624
00:31:04.833 --> 00:31:05.957
Hey, Dad, how's it going?

625
00:31:05.958 --> 00:31:08.749
Ah, Beta, I've arranged
a date for you, huh,

626
00:31:08.750 --> 00:31:10.874
with a son of a Bombay bigwig.

627
00:31:10.875 --> 00:31:13.082
I don't care about appearances.
What's he like?

628
00:31:13.083 --> 00:31:14.999
What's he like? He's rich.

629
00:31:15.000 --> 00:31:18.665
<i>He'll be able to look
after you, set up a studio.</i>

630
00:31:18.666 --> 00:31:19.957
<i>I'm texting you the address.</i>

631
00:31:19.958 --> 00:31:22.582
I've gotta go, darling.
Gotta run. See you later.

632
00:31:22.583 --> 00:31:25.165
And good luck and let me know
how it goes, huh? Okay.

633
00:31:25.166 --> 00:31:26.875
Bye.

634
00:31:27.833 --> 00:31:29.040
- Get this.
- Hmm?

635
00:31:29.041 --> 00:31:31.832
My dad has set me up
with some loaded nepo baby.

636
00:31:31.833 --> 00:31:33.957
- Ooh, he's rich?
- Apparently so.

637
00:31:33.958 --> 00:31:35.957
Right, if you end up liking this guy,

638
00:31:35.958 --> 00:31:37.207
all of our problems go away.

639
00:31:37.208 --> 00:31:39.875
The studio is saved and I can
start earning minimum wage.

640
00:31:47.958 --> 00:31:48.999
This way.

641
00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:50.958
Why are you not rich like me?

642
00:31:52.916 --> 00:31:55.249
Ah! Homeless!

643
00:31:55.250 --> 00:31:57.707
Ah, the poor, they smell!

644
00:31:57.708 --> 00:31:58.790
Hello!

645
00:31:58.791 --> 00:32:00.041
Huh?

646
00:32:01.416 --> 00:32:02.457
Hi.

647
00:32:02.458 --> 00:32:04.915
Pia! Oh, darling.

648
00:32:04.916 --> 00:32:09.040
I am Sid. It is an absolute pleasure...

649
00:32:09.041 --> 00:32:10.749
for you to meet me.

650
00:32:10.750 --> 00:32:11.874
Would you like a drink?

651
00:32:11.875 --> 00:32:13.874
Sure, what are you drinking?

652
00:32:13.875 --> 00:32:16.165
I have devised a special drink
in your honour.

653
00:32:16.166 --> 00:32:19.540
It is a bit of spicy rum,
a bit of pineapple,

654
00:32:19.541 --> 00:32:21.624
orange juice and a bit of turmeric.

655
00:32:21.625 --> 00:32:23.415
Because you're very spicy yourself.

656
00:32:23.416 --> 00:32:26.332
And I call it a Pia colada.

657
00:32:26.333 --> 00:32:29.165
Because your name is Pia.

658
00:32:29.166 --> 00:32:31.332
- Yeah.
- And piña colada.

659
00:32:31.333 --> 00:32:32.874
It's wordplay.

660
00:32:32.875 --> 00:32:34.249
- See what you did there.
- Yeah.

661
00:32:34.250 --> 00:32:35.790
- Please.
- Thank you.

662
00:32:36.833 --> 00:32:38.249
Wow, you've got servants?

663
00:32:38.250 --> 00:32:41.249
Yeah, don't worry about that.
Take a... take a sip.

664
00:32:41.250 --> 00:32:44.082
Ease some of those
blind-date nerves.

665
00:32:44.083 --> 00:32:46.082
- Mmm.
- Mmm!

666
00:32:46.083 --> 00:32:47.832
-  Cheers!
- Cheers.

667
00:32:47.833 --> 00:32:49.874
No, seriously, you've got servants?

668
00:32:49.875 --> 00:32:53.749
You know, "servants"
is such a loaded word.

669
00:32:53.750 --> 00:32:57.165
These people, they're like my family.

670
00:32:57.166 --> 00:32:58.207
Sundha here,

671
00:32:58.208 --> 00:33:00.832
he used to bathe me when
I was just a little <i>bambino.</i>

672
00:33:00.833 --> 00:33:02.040
- Aw!
- You know?

673
00:33:02.041 --> 00:33:04.332
He has seen nooks and crannies of my body

674
00:33:04.333 --> 00:33:06.582
that no one on this Earth has seen.

675
00:33:08.333 --> 00:33:10.624
- Hey, Sundha.
-  Ah! Sundha!

676
00:33:10.625 --> 00:33:12.415
- He doesn't touch.
- It's okay.

677
00:33:12.416 --> 00:33:13.665
But really family.

678
00:33:13.666 --> 00:33:14.999
- I get it.
- Yeah.

679
00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:16.832
- It's hard with family.
- Mm-hmm.

680
00:33:16.833 --> 00:33:19.582
Like sometimes, my mum...
when she's...

681
00:33:19.583 --> 00:33:20.874
I just wanna call her a bitch.

682
00:33:20.875 --> 00:33:23.832
Sometimes you have to.
I call my mum a bitch all the time.

683
00:33:23.833 --> 00:33:25.457
Yeah.

684
00:33:25.458 --> 00:33:27.332
I don't actually, though. I'm just joking.

685
00:33:27.333 --> 00:33:29.207
I don't... I don't do that to my mum.

686
00:33:29.208 --> 00:33:31.540
Yeah, same. No, I'd never do that.

687
00:33:31.541 --> 00:33:33.832
- It's... Mummy.
- Yeah.

688
00:33:35.791 --> 00:33:37.749
Okay. Um, where are you from?

689
00:33:37.750 --> 00:33:40.374
Me? I'm from here, there, everywhere.

690
00:33:40.375 --> 00:33:42.082
You know, I went to international school.

691
00:33:42.083 --> 00:33:44.957
- Oh!
- But we would summer in Mumbai.

692
00:33:44.958 --> 00:33:46.124
Have you been?

693
00:33:46.125 --> 00:33:48.540
No, but, uh, my sister and I,

694
00:33:48.541 --> 00:33:51.207
we grew up watching
all the Bollywood movies.

695
00:33:51.208 --> 00:33:53.165
- Mm-hmm.
- We'd re-enact them together.

696
00:33:53.166 --> 00:33:54.957
<i>"Yeh haath humko de de Thakur."</i>

697
00:33:54.958 --> 00:33:58.749
- Hmm...
- Or, um, "Martin, you bastard!"

698
00:33:58.750 --> 00:34:02.749
Mmm... I'm not really into
Bollywood. It's very tacky.

699
00:34:02.750 --> 00:34:04.832
- Oh.
- I'm more into Western cinema.

700
00:34:04.833 --> 00:34:08.040
The classics, you know.
Like <i>Speed</i> and <i>Speed 2.</i>

701
00:34:08.041 --> 00:34:10.165
I was listening to a podcast
on the way here,

702
00:34:10.166 --> 00:34:13.000
- um, how the soundtracks--
- Shh!

703
00:34:14.458 --> 00:34:16.874
Oh, my God, Pia.

704
00:34:16.875 --> 00:34:19.207
The cheekbones. I've just noticed.

705
00:34:19.208 --> 00:34:20.999
You have the face of a goddess.

706
00:34:21.000 --> 00:34:22.957
Please tell me your contour regime.

707
00:34:22.958 --> 00:34:24.790
I-I don't have a regime.

708
00:34:24.791 --> 00:34:26.290
It's natural?!

709
00:34:26.291 --> 00:34:27.457
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.

710
00:34:27.458 --> 00:34:30.874
Pia, I would literally
stab a baby in the throat

711
00:34:30.875 --> 00:34:32.416
to have your bone structure.

712
00:34:34.833 --> 00:34:37.165
That's... really intense.

713
00:34:37.166 --> 00:34:40.582
Okay, Pia, let's get down
to the nitty-gritty.

714
00:34:40.583 --> 00:34:42.499
Enough foreplay.

715
00:34:42.500 --> 00:34:44.332
Let's jump into bed.

716
00:34:44.333 --> 00:34:46.499
Tell me about the Ninth Mandala.

717
00:34:46.500 --> 00:34:47.790
You know my studio?

718
00:34:47.791 --> 00:34:50.832
Of course. And let me
tell you something, Pia.

719
00:34:50.833 --> 00:34:57.165
I... want... to... invest... in... you.

720
00:34:57.166 --> 00:34:59.832
- What?! Really?
- Yeah.

721
00:34:59.833 --> 00:35:01.874
I thought this was a date.
I'm sorry.

722
00:35:01.875 --> 00:35:02.957
It is.

723
00:35:02.958 --> 00:35:05.207
Well, it kind of feels like
<i>The Apprentice.</i>

724
00:35:05.208 --> 00:35:08.540
Well, if they are,
then, "You're hired!"

725
00:35:08.541 --> 00:35:10.874
It's what he does on the show.

726
00:35:10.875 --> 00:35:13.999
Um, I'm just gonna go and... freshen up.

727
00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:15.082
I'm gonna go wash my hands.

728
00:35:15.083 --> 00:35:17.665
Yeah, the toilet is just... Um, Pia?

729
00:35:17.666 --> 00:35:20.374
Are you doing a number one
or a number two?

730
00:35:20.375 --> 00:35:21.624
Excuse me?

731
00:35:21.625 --> 00:35:24.874
Are you going for a pee, Pia?
It's wordplay.

732
00:35:24.875 --> 00:35:26.749
No, you probably
don't even do number twos.

733
00:35:26.750 --> 00:35:28.082
Your poos are probably lovely,

734
00:35:28.083 --> 00:35:30.040
like little unicorn, beautiful things.

735
00:35:30.041 --> 00:35:31.082
Uh, house rules.

736
00:35:31.083 --> 00:35:32.957
Only I'm allowed to do number twos.

737
00:35:32.958 --> 00:35:35.790
Sorry, it's kind of a control
issue thing. I'm working on it.

738
00:35:35.791 --> 00:35:38.124
So, you're definitely not gonna
go for a number two, yeah?

739
00:35:38.125 --> 00:35:39.999
- Promise me?
- I'm just gonna wash my hands.

740
00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:42.249
- Right.
- No intentions of taking a shit.

741
00:35:42.250 --> 00:35:44.165
- Well, enjoy then.
- Thank you.

742
00:35:44.166 --> 00:35:45.832
- See you soon.
- Yeah, you too.

743
00:35:45.833 --> 00:35:47.500
Thanks. Upstairs to the right?

744
00:35:48.583 --> 00:35:49.625
Won't be long.

745
00:35:55.291 --> 00:35:56.708
Where's the switch?

746
00:35:58.375 --> 00:36:00.333
I'm just trying to find the light.

747
00:36:01.333 --> 00:36:02.707
Oh.

748
00:36:02.708 --> 00:36:04.083
Light off.

749
00:36:06.166 --> 00:36:07.333
Lights on.

750
00:36:08.250 --> 00:36:10.082
Oh, okay. I think I got it.

751
00:36:11.750 --> 00:36:14.125
Toilet paper on.

752
00:36:15.583 --> 00:36:18.708
Uh, tissues. Arse wipes!

753
00:36:26.000 --> 00:36:28.957
Oh! Shit.

754
00:36:28.958 --> 00:36:30.290
Stop!

755
00:36:32.958 --> 00:36:34.874
Is everything okay?

756
00:36:34.875 --> 00:36:36.500
Yeah, everything's fine.

757
00:36:53.041 --> 00:36:54.749
Oh!  There you are, Pia.

758
00:36:54.750 --> 00:36:56.874
You were gone for so long,
I missed you.

759
00:36:56.875 --> 00:36:57.999
Beautiful bathroom.

760
00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:00.207
I've gotta bounce.
But this has been great.

761
00:37:00.208 --> 00:37:02.749
Pia, what are you talking about,
bounce? Are you a bloody ball?

762
00:37:02.750 --> 00:37:05.332
- What are you talking about?
- That's funny. But I have to go.

763
00:37:05.333 --> 00:37:06.999
I haven't even told you my proposal yet.

764
00:37:07.000 --> 00:37:09.665
Please, just give me five minutes. Sit.

765
00:37:09.666 --> 00:37:13.540
Silly girl. Okay, so...

766
00:37:13.541 --> 00:37:16.249
I will give you all the money
that you're looking for.

767
00:37:16.250 --> 00:37:20.916
And in return, all I want
is for you to be my wife.

768
00:37:21.833 --> 00:37:22.832
Huh?

769
00:37:22.833 --> 00:37:24.332
Not like a proper wife, of course.

770
00:37:24.333 --> 00:37:26.040
We will be married legally, prenup.

771
00:37:26.041 --> 00:37:28.749
But no kissing, no touching, no hugging.

772
00:37:28.750 --> 00:37:31.040
I hate human contact,
I'll be honest with you.

773
00:37:31.041 --> 00:37:34.290
And all I require from you is
three events every six months.

774
00:37:34.291 --> 00:37:36.499
Just be on my arm
as my pretty little thing.

775
00:37:36.500 --> 00:37:39.040
Okay? So, do we have a deal?

776
00:37:39.041 --> 00:37:40.790
- Uh, no.
- Pia, don't be silly.

777
00:37:40.791 --> 00:37:42.124
This is a no-brainer.

778
00:37:42.125 --> 00:37:45.249
- Get the contract!
- No, it's not happening!

779
00:37:45.250 --> 00:37:46.332
Do you know who I am?

780
00:37:46.333 --> 00:37:47.624
Yeah, I know who you are!

781
00:37:47.625 --> 00:37:51.790
You are nothing but a man-child,
pearl-wearing nepo baby.

782
00:37:51.791 --> 00:37:54.124
And your wordplay, I'm sorry, it's shit.

783
00:37:54.125 --> 00:37:57.415
And I... I can say no
to whoever the fuck I want, okay?

784
00:37:57.416 --> 00:38:00.249
- And I poop every morning.
- Pia, did you poo in my toilet?

785
00:38:04.750 --> 00:38:06.165
- How dare you, Pia?
- Shit.

786
00:38:06.166 --> 00:38:07.957
You know what? With that kind of attitude,

787
00:38:07.958 --> 00:38:09.124
you will never find love!

788
00:38:09.125 --> 00:38:11.665
What's going on? Where's everyone going?

789
00:38:11.666 --> 00:38:12.790
Sundha, come back here!

790
00:38:12.791 --> 00:38:14.333
What is going on? What is this?

791
00:38:16.541 --> 00:38:18.874
This is what I was saying.
Hurry up! Help me!

792
00:38:21.833 --> 00:38:24.749
Don't touch me! Don't touch me!

793
00:38:24.750 --> 00:38:27.749
I know you did a poo, Pia.

794
00:38:30.166 --> 00:38:31.665
Hi, Dad.

795
00:38:31.666 --> 00:38:33.874
- How did it go?
- I trashed his apartment.

796
00:38:33.875 --> 00:38:35.207
- Huh?
- Dad, I can't believe

797
00:38:35.208 --> 00:38:37.415
you set me up with someone
using seeking matches.

798
00:38:37.416 --> 00:38:39.332
- I thought you knew him.
- Come on, darling.

799
00:38:39.333 --> 00:38:42.165
He's the heir of a billion-dollar
shipping company.

800
00:38:42.166 --> 00:38:43.499
You'll never want for anything.

801
00:38:43.500 --> 00:38:45.499
Okay. That's deeply touching,

802
00:38:45.500 --> 00:38:46.624
Dad, but I've gotta go.

803
00:38:46.625 --> 00:38:49.500
It's not the vibe. Son's calling. Bye.

804
00:38:51.333 --> 00:38:52.415
Hey, Son.

805
00:38:52.416 --> 00:38:53.832
Pia, sorry to dive straight in,

806
00:38:53.833 --> 00:38:55.915
- but it's about the party favours.
- The what?

807
00:38:55.916 --> 00:38:58.540
<i>Page 16.
"Maid-of-honour and best-man duties."</i>

808
00:38:58.541 --> 00:39:00.332
Charlie is in town tomorrow.

809
00:39:00.333 --> 00:39:02.415
He can stop by your studio,
you two can discuss.

810
00:39:02.416 --> 00:39:04.832
Charlie's coming? Son, are you hell-bent

811
00:39:04.833 --> 00:39:06.790
on making this as embarrassing
for me as possible?

812
00:39:06.791 --> 00:39:10.082
<i>Pia, he's changed.
Can you just give him a chance?</i>

813
00:39:10.083 --> 00:39:11.290
For me?

814
00:39:11.291 --> 00:39:13.000
Yeah. Yeah, I... I'll do it.

815
00:39:15.416 --> 00:39:16.374
What's going on?

816
00:39:16.375 --> 00:39:18.832
We really need to find customers
to start making some money.

817
00:39:18.833 --> 00:39:22.374
We're in a crisis situation.

818
00:39:22.375 --> 00:39:24.999
Hi, Mum.

819
00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:27.124
<i>I've got an exciting date for you!</i>

820
00:39:27.125 --> 00:39:30.040
Mum, can you...
can you bring the phone lower?

821
00:39:30.041 --> 00:39:31.749
<i>Better?</i>

822
00:39:31.750 --> 00:39:34.415
- Yeah, perfect.
<i>- I'm texting you the details.</i>

823
00:39:34.416 --> 00:39:37.332
No, Mum, please, just enough
with the dates at the moment.

824
00:39:37.333 --> 00:39:41.540
<i>- Just go and be nice. Bye!</i>
- Bye.

825
00:39:41.541 --> 00:39:44.000
<i>Oh, video call.</i>

826
00:39:44.458 --> 00:39:46.207
Do you think the Janampatri thing is fake?

827
00:39:46.208 --> 00:39:49.707
For sure. But I'm all for it,
cos it gets you dating.

828
00:39:49.708 --> 00:39:50.957
- Who's next?
- I don't know.

829
00:39:50.958 --> 00:39:53.374
Some complete rando my mum set me up with

830
00:39:53.375 --> 00:39:56.207
who's probably addicted
to golfing and gaming and porn.

831
00:39:56.208 --> 00:39:57.249
Ugh.

832
00:39:57.250 --> 00:39:59.165
It's not gonna be romantic, trust me.

833
00:39:59.166 --> 00:40:00.957
Oh, pish, just do what I do.

834
00:40:00.958 --> 00:40:03.415
Cup his balls, finger up the bum
and breathe on his neck.

835
00:40:04.750 --> 00:40:06.749
Romance is sure to follow.

836
00:40:06.750 --> 00:40:09.332
Well, it is a beautiful day,

837
00:40:09.333 --> 00:40:11.249
and it looks like
I'm going to Hampstead Heath

838
00:40:11.250 --> 00:40:13.458
- for my second date.
- Oh, interesting choice.

839
00:40:28.625 --> 00:40:30.583
Hey!

840
00:40:48.916 --> 00:40:49.999
Pia?

841
00:40:50.000 --> 00:40:52.374
Oh, my God! What a coincidence.

842
00:40:52.375 --> 00:40:54.125
What are you doing here?

843
00:40:56.375 --> 00:40:58.332
I'm on a blind date, actually.

844
00:40:58.333 --> 00:41:00.540
- Me too.
- Oh!

845
00:41:00.541 --> 00:41:02.040
- Yeah.
- Oh.

846
00:41:02.041 --> 00:41:03.500
Mum.

847
00:41:04.666 --> 00:41:05.999
Oh, dear God. Okay.

848
00:41:06.000 --> 00:41:07.583
Oh, God.

849
00:41:08.791 --> 00:41:10.874
- Hi.
- Hey.

850
00:41:10.875 --> 00:41:13.374
- Is this weird?
- Yeah.

851
00:41:13.375 --> 00:41:14.790
Yeah, um, do you mind?

852
00:41:14.791 --> 00:41:16.499
- Cos, honestly, I could...
- No, it's...

853
00:41:16.500 --> 00:41:18.665
actually going much better
than I thought it would.

854
00:41:18.666 --> 00:41:20.749
Okay, great.

855
00:41:20.750 --> 00:41:22.332
- Let's go for a walk. Yeah?
- Yeah.

856
00:41:22.333 --> 00:41:24.874
- You look great, by the way.
- Thank you. So do you.

857
00:41:43.166 --> 00:41:45.582
Yeah, that's great. You look great.

858
00:41:45.583 --> 00:41:47.124
Got enough light?

859
00:41:47.125 --> 00:41:49.082
Or will you just up the exposure a bit?

860
00:41:49.083 --> 00:41:51.082
Bit of a fellow traveller, are we, Akshay?

861
00:41:51.083 --> 00:41:54.665
I dabble a bit.

862
00:41:54.666 --> 00:41:57.249
Which is embarrassing to admit to you.

863
00:41:57.250 --> 00:41:58.332
Why?

864
00:41:58.333 --> 00:42:01.082
Oh, I don't know.
Maybe because I'm not very good

865
00:42:01.083 --> 00:42:02.790
and you're unbelievably talented.

866
00:42:06.250 --> 00:42:08.083
That's a very sweet thing to say.

867
00:42:09.166 --> 00:42:11.625
Oh. Maybe, but it's also true.

868
00:42:15.458 --> 00:42:18.082
So, what's it like
working with my mum?

869
00:42:18.083 --> 00:42:20.457
She talks about you quite a lot.

870
00:42:20.458 --> 00:42:23.165
Oh, I'm sorry.

871
00:42:23.166 --> 00:42:24.915
She doesn't half go on, I know.

872
00:42:24.916 --> 00:42:26.707
Hey, don't say that.

873
00:42:26.708 --> 00:42:29.082
Your mum's great company.

874
00:42:29.083 --> 00:42:30.874
We've actually got a mini book club going.

875
00:42:30.875 --> 00:42:34.999
What? Shut up! Mum doesn't read.

876
00:42:35.000 --> 00:42:37.582
After one sentence,
she slips into a deep coma.

877
00:42:37.583 --> 00:42:38.665
She reads.

878
00:42:38.666 --> 00:42:40.457
Yeah, I've been thinking
about her comments

879
00:42:40.458 --> 00:42:42.332
on <i>The Count of Monte Cristo</i> all week.

880
00:42:42.333 --> 00:42:44.499
She thinks that Mademoiselle Eugénie

881
00:42:44.500 --> 00:42:45.874
is a gay icon.

882
00:42:45.875 --> 00:42:48.833
- Mum said that?
- Yeah. She's very insightful.

883
00:42:50.083 --> 00:42:52.291
Can I take your bag?

884
00:42:54.583 --> 00:42:57.374
You're like a 50-year-old
stuck in a 30-year-old's body.

885
00:42:57.375 --> 00:42:59.540
Look at you. It's really cute.

886
00:42:59.541 --> 00:43:00.582
Thank you.

887
00:43:00.583 --> 00:43:03.165
We can't all be as effortlessly
cool as you, I guess.

888
00:43:03.166 --> 00:43:06.875
Ah, well, I know!

889
00:43:12.333 --> 00:43:14.500
This is a great spot for a picnic.

890
00:43:16.166 --> 00:43:19.040
Shame I didn't bring anything.
Oh, no, tell a lie.

891
00:43:19.041 --> 00:43:21.832
Ah, yeah, nice!

892
00:43:21.833 --> 00:43:24.165
Keeping it geriatric
with the butter candy.

893
00:43:24.166 --> 00:43:25.582
I like them.

894
00:43:25.583 --> 00:43:27.457
Well...

895
00:43:27.458 --> 00:43:29.083
May I offer you...

896
00:43:30.125 --> 00:43:31.915
- some strawberries?
- Oh.

897
00:43:31.916 --> 00:43:33.708
And, and...

898
00:43:35.041 --> 00:43:36.333
some...

899
00:43:37.666 --> 00:43:38.791
chocolate fudge brownies?

900
00:43:39.833 --> 00:43:41.000
Thank you.

901
00:43:45.125 --> 00:43:46.624
Mmm. Mmm!

902
00:43:46.625 --> 00:43:47.874
Right?

903
00:43:47.875 --> 00:43:49.249
- Oh, they're good.
- Yeah?

904
00:43:49.250 --> 00:43:51.082
And they're even better with coffee.

905
00:43:51.083 --> 00:43:52.708
Mmm.

906
00:43:53.375 --> 00:43:55.124
- Mm-mm.
- No?

907
00:43:55.125 --> 00:43:57.666
Do you want a... strawberry?

908
00:43:58.333 --> 00:44:00.999
No?

909
00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:03.665
Not a fruit guy, huh?

910
00:44:04.750 --> 00:44:07.415
My thr... my throat's...

911
00:44:07.416 --> 00:44:09.249
Oh, my God, what's up?

912
00:44:09.250 --> 00:44:10.415
Are there... are there nuts?

913
00:44:10.416 --> 00:44:13.457
I'm... I'm allergic to nu... to nuts.

914
00:44:13.458 --> 00:44:14.832
Oh, shit.

915
00:44:14.833 --> 00:44:16.749
Um, okay, uh... uh...

916
00:44:16.750 --> 00:44:18.707
Help! Someone, help!

917
00:44:18.708 --> 00:44:21.499
Um, hello! He's allergic to nuts!

918
00:44:21.500 --> 00:44:24.124
Does anyone know what to do?!
What do I do, Akshay?!

919
00:44:24.125 --> 00:44:25.749
- My bag. It's in my bag.
- The bag.

920
00:44:25.750 --> 00:44:27.540
The bag. Okay. Um...

921
00:44:27.541 --> 00:44:29.540
Okay. Um...

922
00:44:29.541 --> 00:44:31.291
Um...

923
00:44:32.083 --> 00:44:34.082
- What am I looking for?!
- Front.

924
00:44:34.083 --> 00:44:35.915
In the front.

925
00:44:35.916 --> 00:44:37.374
Ah, got it!

926
00:44:37.375 --> 00:44:40.540
Um, I don't know how to use this thing.

927
00:44:40.541 --> 00:44:42.665
Ready? Your leg? In the leg?

928
00:44:42.666 --> 00:44:44.540
I don't want to.
I don't think it's a good idea.

929
00:44:44.541 --> 00:44:47.332
I'm not a professional.
And I'm not great with needles.

930
00:44:47.333 --> 00:44:50.124
Wait, Akshay, no...

931
00:44:56.708 --> 00:44:59.374
Oh! Oh, my God.

932
00:45:01.166 --> 00:45:04.165
He's okay. He's gonna be fine.

933
00:45:04.166 --> 00:45:05.540
"See? I'm fine."

934
00:45:05.541 --> 00:45:07.082
You're welcome, Akshay.

935
00:45:07.083 --> 00:45:08.916
Oh, God.

936
00:45:12.291 --> 00:45:15.374
Akshay, I'm so sorry.

937
00:45:15.375 --> 00:45:16.750
I feel awful.

938
00:45:17.958 --> 00:45:20.082
How's your eye?

939
00:45:20.083 --> 00:45:21.790
Oh, God.

940
00:45:21.791 --> 00:45:25.833
Well, no one's ever tried
to kill me on a date before.

941
00:45:28.166 --> 00:45:30.707
Well, I've never saved someone's
life on a date before.

942
00:45:30.708 --> 00:45:32.916
So, we're calling this a date, then?

943
00:45:39.708 --> 00:45:42.165
Do you think they're happier,
more relaxed?

944
00:45:42.166 --> 00:45:44.624
Than we were, I mean?

945
00:45:44.625 --> 00:45:47.415
Maybe they're just better
with dealing with it.

946
00:45:47.416 --> 00:45:50.540
I, however... not so much.

947
00:45:50.541 --> 00:45:54.207
Well, I'm so surprised
to hear you say that.

948
00:45:54.208 --> 00:45:57.332
Honestly, I would have thought,
growing up with your mum,

949
00:45:57.333 --> 00:45:59.249
it would have been so much easier.

950
00:45:59.250 --> 00:46:01.666
She's so cool. She gets it.

951
00:46:02.625 --> 00:46:04.208
No, not really.

952
00:46:06.125 --> 00:46:10.290
Well, as someone that spends
a lot of time with your mother,

953
00:46:10.291 --> 00:46:12.458
let me tell you that you're very similar.

954
00:46:14.166 --> 00:46:17.874
You're a beautiful, strong,
independent woman,

955
00:46:17.875 --> 00:46:19.416
and you don't need to--

956
00:46:24.666 --> 00:46:25.666
Laxmi, wait.

957
00:46:30.125 --> 00:46:31.749
- You just said--
- No, I didn't.

958
00:46:31.750 --> 00:46:33.333
Yeah, you did.

959
00:46:34.416 --> 00:46:36.624
You just said my mum's name.

960
00:46:36.625 --> 00:46:39.499
Yeah, I-I did. Um, I'm sorry,
that was an accident.

961
00:46:39.500 --> 00:46:41.540
Listen, no nuts,
what the fuck is going on?!

962
00:46:41.541 --> 00:46:44.332
W-We go for coffee sometimes.

963
00:46:44.333 --> 00:46:47.457
- Okay, how often?
-  Every other day?

964
00:46:47.458 --> 00:46:49.249
Well, every day, actually,

965
00:46:49.250 --> 00:46:51.540
and... and, uh, dinner sometimes.

966
00:46:51.541 --> 00:46:52.749
And then what?

967
00:46:52.750 --> 00:46:56.665
Well, there's book club.

968
00:46:56.666 --> 00:46:58.541
Who else is in this book club?

969
00:47:00.166 --> 00:47:02.415
- Well, no one.
- What?!

970
00:47:02.416 --> 00:47:04.749
Akshay, that is not a club!

971
00:47:04.750 --> 00:47:06.915
Okay, your mother is an astonishing woman.

972
00:47:06.916 --> 00:47:08.332
And so are you, so are you.

973
00:47:08.333 --> 00:47:09.790
But I see the woman.

974
00:47:09.791 --> 00:47:12.332
The kindness, the wit, the <i>joie de vivre.</i>

975
00:47:12.333 --> 00:47:14.125
She's inspirational.

976
00:47:15.791 --> 00:47:18.165
Oh, fuck, I'm in love with her.

977
00:47:22.666 --> 00:47:23.790
No, no, no!

978
00:47:26.791 --> 00:47:28.082
You stabbed him?

979
00:47:28.083 --> 00:47:30.999
The man gave a whole new meaning
to the term "mummy issues".

980
00:47:31.000 --> 00:47:34.249
But, just to be clear, you stabbed him?

981
00:47:34.250 --> 00:47:36.082
Jay, he said my mum's name.

982
00:47:36.083 --> 00:47:39.290
Straight people are such
messed-up, filthy deviants.

983
00:47:39.291 --> 00:47:40.915
Jeez.

984
00:47:44.333 --> 00:47:47.332 line:5%
There are so many wedding events.

985
00:47:47.333 --> 00:47:49.665 line:5%
And I've got another date.

986
00:47:49.666 --> 00:47:51.708 line:5%
Are you sure you're okay to hold the fort?

987
00:47:52.958 --> 00:47:54.457
Yeah, I think I'll be all right.

988
00:47:56.708 --> 00:47:57.958 line:5%
Uh-oh.

989
00:47:58.791 --> 00:48:01.041 line:5%
- What?
- Uh, look busy.

990
00:48:04.833 --> 00:48:06.582
Hey.

991
00:48:06.583 --> 00:48:08.165
- All right?
- Hi.

992
00:48:08.166 --> 00:48:10.749
This a good time?
Sonal texted you, said I was coming.

993
00:48:10.750 --> 00:48:12.332
Yeah, we're just taking a break.

994
00:48:12.333 --> 00:48:14.582
- Cos long day, very busy.
- Hmm.

995
00:48:14.583 --> 00:48:18.207
You know, big order
for some prints of a...

996
00:48:18.208 --> 00:48:19.290
Vintage porn.

997
00:48:19.291 --> 00:48:21.540
Would you like a tea or coffee, mate?

998
00:48:21.541 --> 00:48:24.499
Uh, I'll take a coffee, please.
Espresso if you can.

999
00:48:24.500 --> 00:48:26.290
Espresso, no problem. Coming right up.

1000
00:48:28.125 --> 00:48:30.375
- I've got you these.
- Oh.

1001
00:48:31.708 --> 00:48:32.707
From the restaurant.

1002
00:48:32.708 --> 00:48:34.958
My pastry chef's a bit of
a wizard, so they're good.

1003
00:48:35.958 --> 00:48:37.290
Wow, thank you.

1004
00:48:37.291 --> 00:48:38.999
You wanna, uh, show me around?

1005
00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:41.249
Yeah, sure. The, uh,
the studio's this way.

1006
00:48:41.250 --> 00:48:42.875
This is the space.

1007
00:48:48.416 --> 00:48:51.624
Wow. This is stunning.

1008
00:48:51.625 --> 00:48:53.916
- Yeah, you like it?
- I do.

1009
00:48:55.500 --> 00:48:56.874
I really do.

1010
00:48:56.875 --> 00:48:58.624
I feel like I could take
a thousand pictures

1011
00:48:58.625 --> 00:49:00.290
and I wouldn't be able to get that look.

1012
00:49:00.291 --> 00:49:01.832
Hmm. It's my favourite, too.

1013
00:49:01.833 --> 00:49:03.957
You know...

1014
00:49:03.958 --> 00:49:06.624
I kind of thought that she would
be more your vibe.

1015
00:49:06.625 --> 00:49:08.790
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

1016
00:49:08.791 --> 00:49:11.957
I actually think
I took her to Nando's once.

1017
00:49:11.958 --> 00:49:14.583
No, you didn't. Did you?

1018
00:49:18.375 --> 00:49:20.624
-  How do you do it?
-  What?

1019
00:49:20.625 --> 00:49:23.499
Take such good photos. How do you do it?

1020
00:49:23.500 --> 00:49:26.708
Oh, you know,
I have a... I have a process.

1021
00:49:29.916 --> 00:49:32.750
- Do mine.
-  Yeah, okay.

1022
00:49:33.375 --> 00:49:34.916
Um...

1023
00:49:37.875 --> 00:49:39.375
How do I look?

1024
00:49:42.666 --> 00:49:45.750
Yeah, that's better.
You look... you look lovely.

1025
00:49:48.083 --> 00:49:50.124
Wow, those eyebrows.

1026
00:49:50.125 --> 00:49:52.582
Mental as ever.

1027
00:49:52.583 --> 00:49:54.540
- Thank you.
- Cheers.

1028
00:49:54.541 --> 00:49:55.666
Do you pluck them?

1029
00:49:56.791 --> 00:49:58.415
No, I, uh, I don't pluck them.

1030
00:49:58.416 --> 00:50:01.624
-  Wax them?
- I don't wax them either.

1031
00:50:01.625 --> 00:50:03.999
But if I don't trim them
for three, four weeks,

1032
00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:04.957
I start to look like...

1033
00:50:04.958 --> 00:50:07.957
You know the Swedish Chef
from <i>The Muppets?</i>

1034
00:50:07.958 --> 00:50:09.790
- I'm familiar.
- It's not good.

1035
00:50:09.791 --> 00:50:12.165
It's lucky
you run a restaurant, then!

1036
00:50:13.500 --> 00:50:16.624
Okay, I'm just gonna go and...
do something else.

1037
00:50:16.625 --> 00:50:19.749
Just, um... relax.

1038
00:50:19.750 --> 00:50:21.540
Is your boyfriend here?

1039
00:50:21.541 --> 00:50:23.374
Boyfriend is kind of strong a word.

1040
00:50:23.375 --> 00:50:26.124
I'm dating
a few different people.

1041
00:50:27.208 --> 00:50:29.957
Yeah, just exploring
opportunities, you know.

1042
00:50:29.958 --> 00:50:31.540
I see.

1043
00:50:31.541 --> 00:50:33.749
What, you jealous or something?

1044
00:50:33.750 --> 00:50:35.165
- What did you say?
- I said,

1045
00:50:35.166 --> 00:50:36.957
can I ask you a question?

1046
00:50:36.958 --> 00:50:38.457
Sure, you can ask me a question.

1047
00:50:38.458 --> 00:50:40.499
- Why are you here?
- Party favours.

1048
00:50:40.500 --> 00:50:42.540
Why didn't you call me?
Why come all the way here?

1049
00:50:42.541 --> 00:50:43.665
I wanted to see you.

1050
00:50:43.666 --> 00:50:45.958
- Why?
- Why do you think?

1051
00:50:47.083 --> 00:50:48.458
You tell me, I'm asking.

1052
00:50:49.291 --> 00:50:51.124
- Because...
- Because?

1053
00:50:51.125 --> 00:50:53.832
Because I still think about you, Pia.

1054
00:50:59.583 --> 00:51:00.707
That's my process.

1055
00:51:00.708 --> 00:51:04.790
I just ask questions
and it just draws out a reaction,

1056
00:51:04.791 --> 00:51:07.332
and you get a really authentic photo.

1057
00:51:07.333 --> 00:51:09.165
You drew that out,
you're not gonna respond?

1058
00:51:09.166 --> 00:51:11.124
Guys, guys! Sorry.

1059
00:51:11.125 --> 00:51:14.415
Look what... look what
I just found.

1060
00:51:14.416 --> 00:51:16.875
Pia...

1061
00:51:18.666 --> 00:51:20.082
- Um...
- Sorry, shall I come back?

1062
00:51:20.083 --> 00:51:21.749
No, no, no. No, no. Um...

1063
00:51:21.750 --> 00:51:24.541
Yeah, I forgot about these.

1064
00:51:25.166 --> 00:51:26.790
Is that you and Sonal?

1065
00:51:26.791 --> 00:51:28.375
Yeah, yeah.

1066
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.790
Actually, Jay, you've given me an idea

1067
00:51:32.791 --> 00:51:34.415
- for the party favours.
- Go on.

1068
00:51:34.416 --> 00:51:36.040
We should do a little photo album.

1069
00:51:36.041 --> 00:51:38.457
Photos of the bride and groom
from childhood to present.

1070
00:51:38.458 --> 00:51:40.415
- Cute, I like it.
- Yeah, easy.

1071
00:51:40.416 --> 00:51:42.124
And then we can do disposable cameras.

1072
00:51:42.125 --> 00:51:43.290
The guests can take photos

1073
00:51:43.291 --> 00:51:45.124
and we put them together
in a wedding album.

1074
00:51:45.125 --> 00:51:46.540
Charlie, you can do Sam's photos?

1075
00:51:46.541 --> 00:51:47.624
Sure.

1076
00:51:47.625 --> 00:51:49.165
I'll do Sonal's. It'll be great.

1077
00:51:49.166 --> 00:51:50.582
Yeah. Nice one. It's a good idea.

1078
00:51:50.583 --> 00:51:52.582
- Yay, we did it!
-  Yay!

1079
00:51:52.583 --> 00:51:55.124
- We are go, team.
-  Wahey!

1080
00:51:55.125 --> 00:51:56.749
Whoo!

1081
00:51:56.750 --> 00:51:57.915
- Charlie!
- Yeah.

1082
00:51:57.916 --> 00:51:59.790
No, it's a really good idea.

1083
00:51:59.791 --> 00:52:00.790
There's a lot of people,

1084
00:52:00.791 --> 00:52:02.790
so I figure the costs are gonna add up

1085
00:52:02.791 --> 00:52:03.790
and I just wanted to say

1086
00:52:03.791 --> 00:52:07.040
I'm very happy to cover the finances.

1087
00:52:07.041 --> 00:52:09.499
Aw, Charlie, that's nice.

1088
00:52:09.500 --> 00:52:12.915
I mean, it's fine.
We'll, uh, we'll cover it ourselves.

1089
00:52:12.916 --> 00:52:14.082
Well, Pia, he's just...

1090
00:52:14.083 --> 00:52:16.207
Sonal did write in her wedding bible

1091
00:52:16.208 --> 00:52:17.749
that we should do this together.

1092
00:52:17.750 --> 00:52:19.249
That's very generous of you.

1093
00:52:19.250 --> 00:52:22.665
I just... I think it's easier
if I maybe do this on my own.

1094
00:52:22.666 --> 00:52:24.165
I insist.

1095
00:52:24.166 --> 00:52:26.040
Well, she's kind of my sister,

1096
00:52:26.041 --> 00:52:29.790
and I'm willing to commit
sacrilege on the Holy Bible.

1097
00:52:29.791 --> 00:52:32.374
And, uh, yeah, I think
I'll just... I'll call her.

1098
00:52:32.375 --> 00:52:35.125
- She's pretty changeable.
- She's not the only one.

1099
00:52:36.125 --> 00:52:37.499
Ooh.

1100
00:52:37.500 --> 00:52:39.082
I didn't mean it like that. I just...

1101
00:52:39.083 --> 00:52:40.708
It's cool.

1102
00:52:42.583 --> 00:52:44.208
I'll see you at the wedding.

1103
00:52:45.208 --> 00:52:46.416
Cool.

1104
00:52:48.833 --> 00:52:50.041
-  Bye, Charlie.
- Yep.

1105
00:52:57.708 --> 00:52:59.499
Oh, you are a people person, aren't you?

1106
00:52:59.500 --> 00:53:02.082
There was a lot of subtext
in that interaction.

1107
00:53:02.083 --> 00:53:03.665
I'm exhausted just thinking about it.

1108
00:53:03.666 --> 00:53:06.124
Yeah, me, too. I don't wanna
talk about Charlie anymore.

1109
00:53:06.125 --> 00:53:07.749
I just wanna... live in the moment.

1110
00:53:07.750 --> 00:53:08.957
- Mm-hmm.
- Got another date.

1111
00:53:08.958 --> 00:53:10.124
- Mm!
- Number three.

1112
00:53:10.125 --> 00:53:14.665
<i>♪ But I won't hesitate ♪</i>

1113
00:53:14.666 --> 00:53:16.374
<i>- ♪ No more ♪</i>
- Okay, your date.

1114
00:53:16.375 --> 00:53:18.124
- Ugh, Sonal.
- No, no, no, no.

1115
00:53:18.125 --> 00:53:21.165
He has just opened his own
yoga and spiritual retreat.

1116
00:53:21.166 --> 00:53:24.124
<i>♪ I'm yours ♪</i>

1117
00:53:24.125 --> 00:53:25.665
That's him, Milo.

1118
00:53:25.666 --> 00:53:28.874
No! That's Milo Boner, your actor friend.

1119
00:53:28.875 --> 00:53:30.290
It's pronounced "Bonn-er".

1120
00:53:30.291 --> 00:53:32.582
He was in that all-white
adaptation of <i>Hamilton.</i>

1121
00:53:32.583 --> 00:53:34.540
Look, he's really excited to
meet you. Can you just be nice?

1122
00:53:34.541 --> 00:53:36.957
- He is kind of cute.
- He's really cute.

1123
00:53:36.958 --> 00:53:39.082
<i>♪ It's our godforsaken right to be loved ♪</i>

1124
00:53:39.083 --> 00:53:41.374
<i>♪ Loved, loved, yeah ♪</i>

1125
00:53:41.375 --> 00:53:44.165
- Okay. I'm doing this for you.
- For me?

1126
00:53:44.166 --> 00:53:45.165
- Hi, guys.
- Hi.

1127
00:53:45.166 --> 00:53:46.249
- Hi.
- Hi.

1128
00:53:46.250 --> 00:53:48.040
- Hey.
- Sonal, so lovely to see you.

1129
00:53:48.041 --> 00:53:49.665
Thank you so much for setting this up.

1130
00:53:49.666 --> 00:53:50.999
- Oh, of course.
-  Yeah.

1131
00:53:51.000 --> 00:53:53.040
Have you met my sister?
This is Pia.

1132
00:53:53.041 --> 00:53:55.249
- Hi.
- Hey, Pia.

1133
00:53:55.250 --> 00:53:58.165
Hi. Are you ready to try some yoga today?

1134
00:53:58.166 --> 00:54:02.207
Yeah. Yoga with a side
of cultural appropriation?

1135
00:54:02.208 --> 00:54:03.957
Okay, everybody, thank you so much.

1136
00:54:03.958 --> 00:54:05.416
If you'd like to come and join us.

1137
00:54:07.708 --> 00:54:09.290
Wow.

1138
00:54:09.291 --> 00:54:11.915
He's on, like, a way higher
plane than everyone else.

1139
00:54:11.916 --> 00:54:13.040
Some guys have it.

1140
00:54:13.041 --> 00:54:14.958
His chi is, like, through the roof.

1141
00:54:16.916 --> 00:54:18.707
It's really impressive, Lily.

1142
00:54:18.708 --> 00:54:20.915
Oh, thanks, babe!

1143
00:54:20.916 --> 00:54:24.832
Okay, we're gonna start
with some breathing exercises

1144
00:54:24.833 --> 00:54:26.707
and some poses.

1145
00:54:26.708 --> 00:54:27.750
And then...

1146
00:54:29.541 --> 00:54:30.833
we're gonna learn how to fly.

1147
00:54:32.666 --> 00:54:37.124
I'd like you to raise up your right foot.

1148
00:54:37.125 --> 00:54:38.749
Find balance.

1149
00:54:38.750 --> 00:54:41.207
Find peace.

1150
00:54:41.208 --> 00:54:42.999
We're strong, like an ox.

1151
00:54:43.000 --> 00:54:44.083
Oh, oh, oh!

1152
00:54:44.916 --> 00:54:46.500
Oh, my God.

1153
00:54:48.166 --> 00:54:51.332
- Charlie, brother, are you okay?
- I'm... I'm good, "brother".

1154
00:54:51.333 --> 00:54:53.999
- Did you break anything?
- Maybe the chair.

1155
00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:56.332
I'm fine. Just had a little tumble.

1156
00:54:56.333 --> 00:54:58.249
Hey, listen, man.
You can sit this one out.

1157
00:54:58.250 --> 00:55:00.790
I know that yoga can be
real tricky for beginners.

1158
00:55:00.791 --> 00:55:04.999
No, no, I'm... ready to yoga.

1159
00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:07.790
Yeah, I think we need to find peace.

1160
00:55:07.791 --> 00:55:09.083
Don't think I've found it.

1161
00:55:10.708 --> 00:55:12.040
We'll take our hands in prayer.

1162
00:55:12.041 --> 00:55:14.457
- Feel better?
- So much.

1163
00:55:14.458 --> 00:55:16.416
- I can see that.
- Hmm.

1164
00:55:17.916 --> 00:55:19.540
- Thank you, Milo.
- Thank you. Okay.

1165
00:55:19.541 --> 00:55:21.457
Uh, so let's reconnect

1166
00:55:21.458 --> 00:55:23.040
with our breathing.

1167
00:55:23.041 --> 00:55:24.874
<i>♪ Open up your heart ♪</i>

1168
00:55:24.875 --> 00:55:26.290
<i>♪ Like a lotus ♪</i>

1169
00:55:26.291 --> 00:55:28.207
<i>♪ Let it bloom ♪</i>

1170
00:55:28.208 --> 00:55:31.250
So, what do you think?

1171
00:55:33.083 --> 00:55:35.249
Well, he's got some interesting ideas.

1172
00:55:35.250 --> 00:55:36.332
Hmm.

1173
00:55:36.333 --> 00:55:38.290
And he's really confident. I like that.

1174
00:55:38.291 --> 00:55:39.416
- Hmm.
- I like that.

1175
00:55:42.250 --> 00:55:45.707
No man emerges perfect
straight out of the box.

1176
00:55:45.708 --> 00:55:48.124
Do you think Sam was like that
when we first met?

1177
00:55:48.125 --> 00:55:51.124
Oh, God, no. I had to whip him into shape.

1178
00:55:51.125 --> 00:55:52.749
- Really?
- Hey, my love.

1179
00:55:52.750 --> 00:55:54.124
-  Hi.
- Are you good?

1180
00:55:54.125 --> 00:55:56.290
- Oh, thank you.
- That's all right, baby.

1181
00:55:56.291 --> 00:55:57.915
- Pia, would you like one?
- I'm fine.

1182
00:55:57.916 --> 00:55:58.999
- You sure?
- Yeah.

1183
00:55:59.000 --> 00:56:00.082
- Okay.
- Yeah.

1184
00:56:00.083 --> 00:56:02.040
- I'll see you.
- See you.

1185
00:56:02.041 --> 00:56:03.708
Come on, give him a chance.

1186
00:56:04.791 --> 00:56:05.832
-  Yeah.
- Yeah?

1187
00:56:05.833 --> 00:56:07.999
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

1188
00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:09.999
Do you mind if I give you this?

1189
00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:11.707
- Oh. Yeah. Sure.
- Yeah, sure.

1190
00:56:11.708 --> 00:56:13.083
Thanks.

1191
00:56:13.625 --> 00:56:15.207
Wow. Fans?

1192
00:56:15.208 --> 00:56:16.707
- Friends.
- Yeah.

1193
00:56:16.708 --> 00:56:19.666
It's, uh, very beautiful.

1194
00:56:20.333 --> 00:56:21.583
Thank you.

1195
00:56:25.250 --> 00:56:27.457
- To ending it all.
- Sorry, what?

1196
00:56:30.083 --> 00:56:33.749
If we give up everything,

1197
00:56:33.750 --> 00:56:35.749
all we're left with is ourselves.

1198
00:56:35.750 --> 00:56:38.415
Milo, um, yeah, let's...

1199
00:56:38.416 --> 00:56:42.165
That's great. I just would love
to get to know you.

1200
00:56:42.166 --> 00:56:44.332
Like, what, um...

1201
00:56:44.333 --> 00:56:47.290
Tell me about Milo. What does Milo like?

1202
00:56:47.291 --> 00:56:49.499
What's your favourite movie?

1203
00:56:49.500 --> 00:56:52.665
<i>- Eat, Pray, Love.</i>
-  Of course it is.

1204
00:56:52.666 --> 00:56:54.500
Okay, let me ask you a question.

1205
00:56:55.708 --> 00:56:57.499
You want me to change your life?

1206
00:56:57.500 --> 00:57:01.249
- Sure.
-  Great. Come on.

1207
00:57:01.250 --> 00:57:03.166
- Now?
- Right now.

1208
00:57:05.458 --> 00:57:07.165
Okay.

1209
00:57:07.166 --> 00:57:10.707
I think that we should walk
on that.

1210
00:57:10.708 --> 00:57:12.290
What? No!

1211
00:57:12.291 --> 00:57:13.374
- No, no, no. No.
- Why?

1212
00:57:13.375 --> 00:57:14.999
- Does it frighten you?
- Yeah, it does!

1213
00:57:15.000 --> 00:57:17.374
No, Pia, it's just
all in the mind, I promise you.

1214
00:57:17.375 --> 00:57:19.415
Yeah, well, that's exactly
what I'm feeling.

1215
00:57:19.416 --> 00:57:21.749
My mind is, like, terrified right now.

1216
00:57:21.750 --> 00:57:24.249
That's exactly why
we should do it. Trust me, Pia.

1217
00:57:24.250 --> 00:57:27.124
When you're on the coals,
we relinquish fear,

1218
00:57:27.125 --> 00:57:29.832
we relinquish the past,
we relinquish the future.

1219
00:57:29.833 --> 00:57:30.874
It's just us--

1220
00:57:30.875 --> 00:57:33.624
And the two burning stumps
where my feet used to be.

1221
00:57:33.625 --> 00:57:34.999
- It's a hot-coal ceremony!
- No!

1222
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:36.040
You're gonna love it!

1223
00:57:36.041 --> 00:57:37.915
So long as you don't stop, keep moving,

1224
00:57:37.916 --> 00:57:42.082
it will be the most
transcendental feeling.

1225
00:57:42.083 --> 00:57:43.375
It's life changing.

1226
00:57:45.041 --> 00:57:46.541
Oprah did it.

1227
00:57:57.125 --> 00:58:00.832
- It was pretty good.
- Pia, it's your time.

1228
00:58:00.833 --> 00:58:02.540
- Now?!
- Now. Right now.

1229
00:58:02.541 --> 00:58:05.041
Now is the moment.

1230
00:58:09.333 --> 00:58:10.749
Yeah, okay.

1231
00:58:10.750 --> 00:58:12.916
Step into your new life.

1232
00:58:15.041 --> 00:58:16.749
- I don't wanna do it!
- Hey!

1233
00:58:16.750 --> 00:58:18.665
- Okay, okay, you can do this.
-  Okay.

1234
00:58:18.666 --> 00:58:20.665
Just walk and trust the process.

1235
00:58:20.666 --> 00:58:21.708
Okay.

1236
00:58:42.416 --> 00:58:43.582
Yeah!

1237
00:58:46.875 --> 00:58:48.000
Oh, my God!

1238
00:58:49.625 --> 00:58:52.375
- Yeah, great.
- I kissed the yoga teacher!

1239
00:59:05.166 --> 00:59:06.333
That was, um...

1240
00:59:07.625 --> 00:59:11.290
- That was pretty impressive.
-  Thank you.

1241
00:59:11.291 --> 00:59:13.457
I didn't really think you had it
in you, to be honest.

1242
00:59:13.458 --> 00:59:14.790
He's just such a special guy.

1243
00:59:14.791 --> 00:59:17.082
I guess he...
he just brought it out of me.

1244
00:59:17.083 --> 00:59:20.582
Yeah, he is special. So very special.

1245
00:59:20.583 --> 00:59:22.915
I was just coming over to say
we're gonna head off,

1246
00:59:22.916 --> 00:59:24.915
so if you wanted a lift,
I'd be happy to take you.

1247
00:59:24.916 --> 00:59:26.957
Oh, no, no.
I have a train booked for later.

1248
00:59:26.958 --> 00:59:29.124
I don't wanna get in the way
of you two lovebirds.

1249
00:59:29.125 --> 00:59:31.665
I'm just gonna stay here and...

1250
00:59:31.666 --> 00:59:34.624
take in the space, soothe my chakras.

1251
00:59:34.625 --> 00:59:35.916
Enjoy.

1252
00:59:37.000 --> 00:59:37.999
Thank you.

1253
00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:40.540
- Hey, sunbeam.
- Hey, you.

1254
00:59:40.541 --> 00:59:45.040
Oh, Milo,
I cannot thank you enough.

1255
00:59:45.041 --> 00:59:46.832
- Oh...
- Look at me!

1256
00:59:46.833 --> 00:59:48.749
- Yeah.
- I feel so liberated.

1257
00:59:48.750 --> 00:59:49.707
You're glowing.

1258
00:59:49.708 --> 00:59:52.999
I would have never, ever have
done anything like that. Ever.

1259
00:59:53.000 --> 00:59:55.040
As sure as the Earth is round...

1260
00:59:55.041 --> 00:59:57.874
No, well, this is what
I've been trying to tell people.

1261
00:59:57.875 --> 01:00:00.457
Let's do it together.
Let's spread the word.

1262
01:00:00.458 --> 01:00:02.290
- You agree?
-  I totally agree.

1263
01:00:02.291 --> 01:00:04.000
That the Earth isn't round?

1264
01:00:04.666 --> 01:00:06.624
Oh, I see, Mr Technical!

1265
01:00:06.625 --> 01:00:08.665
Um, it's, uh... it's spherical.

1266
01:00:08.666 --> 01:00:11.540
No. Well, no, no,
it isn't spherical either, no.

1267
01:00:11.541 --> 01:00:13.499
Then what is it?

1268
01:00:13.500 --> 01:00:15.499
The Earth is flat, Pia.

1269
01:00:15.500 --> 01:00:17.582
The science is incredibly clear on that.

1270
01:00:17.583 --> 01:00:19.082
You're... joking?

1271
01:00:19.083 --> 01:00:21.415
So, what about all of those
photos from space?

1272
01:00:21.416 --> 01:00:22.582
Fake.

1273
01:00:22.583 --> 01:00:24.499
- So, space is--
- Fake, yes.

1274
01:00:24.500 --> 01:00:25.665
It's a conspiracy

1275
01:00:25.666 --> 01:00:28.749
that is spread by mainstream media
and the government

1276
01:00:28.750 --> 01:00:30.582
to keep us from the truth.

1277
01:00:30.583 --> 01:00:32.250
I see.

1278
01:00:33.375 --> 01:00:35.041
Is there alcohol in this?

1279
01:00:35.875 --> 01:00:37.916
- Yeah.
-  Great.

1280
01:00:44.750 --> 01:00:45.915
Oh, fuck!

1281
01:00:45.916 --> 01:00:47.375
I'll be right back.

1282
01:00:48.583 --> 01:00:51.249
- Charlie, wait!
- No! Where are you going?

1283
01:00:51.250 --> 01:00:52.999
He is outside of his mind.

1284
01:00:53.000 --> 01:00:56.665
I guess all we have at the end
of the day is art, you know.

1285
01:00:56.666 --> 01:01:02.040
<i>♪ Futures made of virtual insanity ♪</i>

1286
01:01:02.041 --> 01:01:04.457
I appreciate the effort, but...

1287
01:01:04.458 --> 01:01:06.165
- Bye.
- No, no!

1288
01:01:06.166 --> 01:01:07.915
<i>♪ Of our new technology ♪</i>

1289
01:01:07.916 --> 01:01:10.790
<i>♪ Oh, now there is no sound ♪</i>

1290
01:01:10.791 --> 01:01:14.250
<i>♪ Cos she thinks the Earth is round, oh ♪</i>

1291
01:01:17.750 --> 01:01:19.916
Thanks for the lift.

1292
01:01:20.541 --> 01:01:22.000
No problem.

1293
01:01:26.375 --> 01:01:28.291
- You seem a little...
- What?

1294
01:01:30.958 --> 01:01:32.416
Withdrawn.

1295
01:01:33.166 --> 01:01:34.666
Just driving.

1296
01:01:35.916 --> 01:01:38.499
It's just that spending
so much time with you recently

1297
01:01:38.500 --> 01:01:40.708
has made me think about how we used to be.

1298
01:01:43.958 --> 01:01:45.249
- Charlie?
- Mm-hmm?

1299
01:01:45.250 --> 01:01:47.999
We both knew I wanted to move to London.

1300
01:01:48.000 --> 01:01:49.333
You knew it was my dream.

1301
01:01:51.375 --> 01:01:54.207
- It was your dream, yeah.
- You can't always put it on me.

1302
01:01:54.208 --> 01:01:56.665
I'm not putting it all on you.
We just had a plan.

1303
01:01:56.666 --> 01:01:59.040
To get back together again
after you graduated from uni.

1304
01:01:59.041 --> 01:02:00.832
- Remember?
- But we were 18.

1305
01:02:00.833 --> 01:02:04.124
Yeah, we were 18,
and we promised to meet up

1306
01:02:04.125 --> 01:02:06.374
after you graduated,
on your 21st birthday,

1307
01:02:06.375 --> 01:02:07.457
in Welwyn, remember?

1308
01:02:07.458 --> 01:02:10.499
I know! I remember! But we
weren't really in touch anymore!

1309
01:02:10.500 --> 01:02:12.624
We weren't, but I still went.

1310
01:02:12.625 --> 01:02:14.165
And I waited.

1311
01:02:14.166 --> 01:02:17.749
Outside of WH Smith in Welwyn,
just as we planned.

1312
01:02:17.750 --> 01:02:22.374
Well, I wrote to you every day
in my first year.

1313
01:02:22.375 --> 01:02:24.832
You weren't willing to leave Welwyn.
You made that clear.

1314
01:02:24.833 --> 01:02:26.624
You knew about my dad and the restaurant!

1315
01:02:26.625 --> 01:02:28.165
I couldn't leave him high and dry!

1316
01:02:28.166 --> 01:02:30.290
You couldn't deal with the fact
I didn't want to go to uni!

1317
01:02:30.291 --> 01:02:32.207
- You're being mean.
- I'm not being mean.

1318
01:02:32.208 --> 01:02:33.790
It was your choice.

1319
01:02:33.791 --> 01:02:35.874
What are we doing, then?
It's unresolvable.

1320
01:02:35.875 --> 01:02:38.540
All I know is we had a plan
and I stuck to it,

1321
01:02:38.541 --> 01:02:39.582
and you never turned up.

1322
01:02:39.583 --> 01:02:41.290
Well, what about you?

1323
01:02:41.291 --> 01:02:44.541
You never visited me the whole
time I was at uni, did you?

1324
01:02:57.916 --> 01:02:59.624
Right here's fine for me, too, actually.

1325
01:02:59.625 --> 01:03:01.957
Oh, my God.

1326
01:03:01.958 --> 01:03:05.165
Sorry, Lily, I... I completely
forgot you were there.

1327
01:03:05.166 --> 01:03:07.832
Listen, this thing you two have,

1328
01:03:07.833 --> 01:03:11.707
and believe me when I say
it's definitely a thing,

1329
01:03:11.708 --> 01:03:13.124
it needs sorting out.

1330
01:03:13.125 --> 01:03:16.958
Personally, I think you guys
would make a really cute couple.

1331
01:03:27.583 --> 01:03:29.708
Pia, just wait. Pia!

1332
01:04:20.625 --> 01:04:22.624
One, two, three, four.

1333
01:04:22.625 --> 01:04:24.499
Walk, two, three, four.

1334
01:04:24.500 --> 01:04:26.457
Pose. Pose.

1335
01:04:26.458 --> 01:04:29.958
Okay, that was much better.
Much better. Beautiful.

1336
01:04:36.541 --> 01:04:39.415
P, what happened with Milo?

1337
01:04:39.416 --> 01:04:42.457
We just had, um, a difference of opinion

1338
01:04:42.458 --> 01:04:44.040
on some fundamental stuff.

1339
01:04:44.041 --> 01:04:46.958
It didn't look like that when
you were eating his face.

1340
01:04:47.666 --> 01:04:48.707
Sorry, Mum.

1341
01:04:48.708 --> 01:04:52.374
Is that true, Beta?
Were you eating his face?

1342
01:04:52.375 --> 01:04:56.207
No, Mum. I was kissing him.
Like...

1343
01:04:56.208 --> 01:04:59.082
What's going on with Charlie?

1344
01:04:59.083 --> 01:05:00.415
- Yeah.
- Nothing.

1345
01:05:00.416 --> 01:05:03.040
- No vibes?
- No, Son, he is exhausting.

1346
01:05:03.041 --> 01:05:06.457
I feel bad for these boys, Pia.
You're too picky.

1347
01:05:06.458 --> 01:05:07.874
-  Hmm!
- Not true!

1348
01:05:07.875 --> 01:05:10.874
Look at Akshay. Such a wonderful boy.

1349
01:05:10.875 --> 01:05:13.415
Did... did you eat his face?

1350
01:05:13.416 --> 01:05:14.999
No, Mum, I didn't eat his face.

1351
01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:17.582
Why didn't you eat his face?
Something wrong with his face?

1352
01:05:17.583 --> 01:05:20.457
No, Christ, Mum, I don't know
why I didn't eat Akshay's face.

1353
01:05:20.458 --> 01:05:21.957
She doesn't know what she wants.

1354
01:05:21.958 --> 01:05:24.832
That's why she needs us to guide her.

1355
01:05:24.833 --> 01:05:27.749
Can you not talk about me
like I'm not sitting right here?

1356
01:05:27.750 --> 01:05:31.082
- God, you're so touchy.
- Hmm! So touchy.

1357
01:05:31.083 --> 01:05:33.333
-  Hmm.
- I'm gonna go get a drink.

1358
01:05:35.791 --> 01:05:38.291
Can you make sure her husband's
name is hidden in there?

1359
01:05:43.208 --> 01:05:46.499
Mum, these dates, they are all nonsense.

1360
01:05:46.500 --> 01:05:47.749
Beta, shh.

1361
01:05:47.750 --> 01:05:50.749
The guy that Dad set me up with,
Sid or whatever his name is,

1362
01:05:50.750 --> 01:05:54.332
he's actually just this
business billionaire swinger

1363
01:05:54.333 --> 01:05:56.415
looking for his next business partner.

1364
01:05:56.416 --> 01:05:58.540
And you know what, Son? Your guy, Milo,

1365
01:05:58.541 --> 01:06:02.124
I'm sorry, he is a simple-minded buffoon

1366
01:06:02.125 --> 01:06:04.582
- that thinks the Earth is flat.
- I didn't know!

1367
01:06:04.583 --> 01:06:06.582
And, Mum, I'm sorry, but you know Akshay,

1368
01:06:06.583 --> 01:06:08.625
he is in love with someone else.
And it's with you!

1369
01:06:11.916 --> 01:06:15.207
Have you no shame? You'll say
anything to make your point.

1370
01:06:15.208 --> 01:06:16.832
Um, Pia, chill, okay?

1371
01:06:16.833 --> 01:06:17.915
- What?
- It's time to stop.

1372
01:06:17.916 --> 01:06:20.207
No, stop telling me to chill! I am chill!

1373
01:06:20.208 --> 01:06:22.290
I'm just telling the truth!
At least I'm authentic

1374
01:06:22.291 --> 01:06:24.707
and not living through some
brown woman's Instagram.

1375
01:06:24.708 --> 01:06:26.749
- What?
- Oh, that is not fair, Pia.

1376
01:06:26.750 --> 01:06:31.082
Mum, you are constantly
photographing yourself with Dad

1377
01:06:31.083 --> 01:06:33.582
to pretend you are just
some perfect couple,

1378
01:06:33.583 --> 01:06:36.332
15 years after your divorce.

1379
01:06:36.333 --> 01:06:38.249
Why do you do it?

1380
01:06:38.250 --> 01:06:40.707
Is it to show everyone at home
that you're winning at life?

1381
01:06:40.708 --> 01:06:42.290
- We didn't win.
- Don't get me involved.

1382
01:06:42.291 --> 01:06:43.915
Well, I didn't win. I lost a dad.

1383
01:06:43.916 --> 01:06:46.457
He left and he never really came back.
And whose fault is that?

1384
01:06:46.458 --> 01:06:48.374
Pia, stop. You've overstepped.

1385
01:06:48.375 --> 01:06:50.957
I overstepped?
Cos I'm a complete disaster

1386
01:06:50.958 --> 01:06:53.415
and this is just the latest thing
on the long list of things

1387
01:06:53.416 --> 01:06:54.499
that I've screwed up.

1388
01:06:54.500 --> 01:06:55.540
- Stop.
- And what's next?

1389
01:06:55.541 --> 01:06:57.707
The studio's probably gonna
go bankrupt and that'll be that.

1390
01:06:57.708 --> 01:07:00.040
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing.

1391
01:07:00.041 --> 01:07:01.625
The studio is a success, Beta.

1392
01:07:03.708 --> 01:07:06.332
Pia, why didn't you tell me?
I would have helped.

1393
01:07:06.333 --> 01:07:09.124
How would you have helped me?

1394
01:07:09.125 --> 01:07:11.332
By dragging me back to suburban hell?

1395
01:07:11.333 --> 01:07:12.915
Oh, my God.

1396
01:07:12.916 --> 01:07:16.790
You are such a self-involved,
difficult, spoilt prick!

1397
01:07:16.791 --> 01:07:17.957
- I'm spoilt?!
- Hmm.

1398
01:07:17.958 --> 01:07:20.583
How is this for spoiled?!

1399
01:07:26.250 --> 01:07:29.832
This is my wedding.

1400
01:07:29.833 --> 01:07:31.415
I don't know if you've noticed,

1401
01:07:31.416 --> 01:07:34.499
but I am marrying Sam because I love him.

1402
01:07:34.500 --> 01:07:37.583
I'm not embarrassed or ashamed by it.

1403
01:07:38.333 --> 01:07:42.500
But you, you don't care about
anyone but yourself.

1404
01:07:43.208 --> 01:07:45.083
I want you to leave.

1405
01:07:46.708 --> 01:07:47.707
You know what?

1406
01:07:47.708 --> 01:07:51.332
Why don't you give
the wedding day a miss too?

1407
01:07:51.333 --> 01:07:54.165
I don't want your party favours.

1408
01:07:54.166 --> 01:07:55.540
Send me an invoice.

1409
01:07:55.541 --> 01:07:57.624
- I'll pay you.
- Beta...

1410
01:07:57.625 --> 01:07:59.791
I don't want any favours from you.

1411
01:08:00.791 --> 01:08:01.832
Oh. I got this.

1412
01:08:01.833 --> 01:08:03.375
Beta.

1413
01:08:04.333 --> 01:08:05.583
Beta.

1414
01:08:07.666 --> 01:08:10.333
- Let me just change lenses.
- Ah, it's gonna be so good!

1415
01:08:11.416 --> 01:08:12.625
Look.

1416
01:08:13.875 --> 01:08:14.957
Do you like it?

1417
01:08:14.958 --> 01:08:17.082
How'd it go at the henna party?

1418
01:08:17.083 --> 01:08:18.415
Oh, well, um...

1419
01:08:18.416 --> 01:08:20.874
Let's see. I insulted my mum,

1420
01:08:20.875 --> 01:08:23.124
my sister kicked me out, quite literally,

1421
01:08:23.125 --> 01:08:25.040
and she doesn't wanna talk to me anymore.

1422
01:08:25.041 --> 01:08:27.707
So, I'm not invited to the wedding.

1423
01:08:27.708 --> 01:08:30.165
So, it was great.
Couldn't have gone worse.

1424
01:08:30.166 --> 01:08:31.541
Right. Well, we got this today.

1425
01:08:36.500 --> 01:08:39.665
Well, this is perfect. Perfect timing.

1426
01:08:39.666 --> 01:08:41.290
Everything in my life is falling apart

1427
01:08:41.291 --> 01:08:43.082
and I have no idea what I'm doing, so--

1428
01:08:43.083 --> 01:08:45.624
How much for passport photos?

1429
01:08:45.625 --> 01:08:48.332
We don't do passport photos.

1430
01:08:48.333 --> 01:08:50.541
- This is a photo shop, innit?
- No, it's not. It's a...

1431
01:08:51.333 --> 01:08:52.708
Take it easy.

1432
01:08:56.500 --> 01:08:58.290
It's a portrait studio.

1433
01:08:58.291 --> 01:09:00.832
Have you... have you never
been to one before?

1434
01:09:00.833 --> 01:09:02.249
- Not really.
- Okay.

1435
01:09:02.250 --> 01:09:04.207
Um, come in. Come in, I'll show you.

1436
01:09:04.208 --> 01:09:05.666
Come, come, come.

1437
01:09:07.500 --> 01:09:09.874
Sit down.

1438
01:09:09.875 --> 01:09:14.124
People think that a photo
is taken with a camera.

1439
01:09:14.125 --> 01:09:15.957
But it's not.

1440
01:09:15.958 --> 01:09:19.707
Okay, technically, it is.
Um, sorry, let me start again.

1441
01:09:19.708 --> 01:09:22.499
I'm not very good
at this. Um...

1442
01:09:22.500 --> 01:09:24.915
But I am good at taking photos.

1443
01:09:24.916 --> 01:09:27.166
I'm really good, actually.

1444
01:09:28.875 --> 01:09:31.875
Taking photos is about capturing beauty.

1445
01:09:32.875 --> 01:09:34.166
Whatever that might mean to you.

1446
01:09:35.458 --> 01:09:38.374
And when you take a photo,
you capture light.

1447
01:09:38.375 --> 01:09:40.458
You pluck it straight from the sky.

1448
01:09:41.500 --> 01:09:43.165
And...

1449
01:09:43.166 --> 01:09:47.540
I guess when I take a photo,
I like to bring out the light

1450
01:09:47.541 --> 01:09:49.082
from whoever's in front of my lens.

1451
01:09:49.083 --> 01:09:51.749
And then people are always like,
"Take my photo, take my photo."

1452
01:09:51.750 --> 01:09:53.499
But I can't take something
that isn't mine.

1453
01:09:53.500 --> 01:09:55.415
It's something that we do together.

1454
01:09:55.416 --> 01:09:58.790
Something that doesn't exist
unless we're both there.

1455
01:09:58.791 --> 01:10:00.874
Like a conversation, or a relationship.

1456
01:10:00.875 --> 01:10:02.916
- Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

1457
01:10:05.166 --> 01:10:07.082
Taking a photo is about capturing

1458
01:10:07.083 --> 01:10:10.375
a single moment in time
and making it live forever.

1459
01:10:15.041 --> 01:10:20.333
So, yeah... we don't do passport photos.

1460
01:10:22.375 --> 01:10:24.915
All right, everyone take some postcards,

1461
01:10:24.916 --> 01:10:26.332
and give them to your friends and family,

1462
01:10:26.333 --> 01:10:28.624
and tell them that you visited the studio

1463
01:10:28.625 --> 01:10:32.165
that was once called the Ninth Mandala.

1464
01:10:32.166 --> 01:10:35.624
Okay, guys, thanks so much for popping by.

1465
01:10:35.625 --> 01:10:38.874
Feel free to follow us on Instagram

1466
01:10:38.875 --> 01:10:41.415
at Ninth Mandala underscore Pia.

1467
01:10:41.416 --> 01:10:42.957
Okay, and we will let you know

1468
01:10:42.958 --> 01:10:44.833
when your photos are ready to collect.

1469
01:10:53.750 --> 01:10:55.000
What?

1470
01:10:56.000 --> 01:10:57.541
That was amazing.

1471
01:10:59.125 --> 01:11:01.791
This place was supposed to be amazing.

1472
01:11:04.333 --> 01:11:07.708
I'm sorry I let you down, JJ.
I'm gonna go back to bed.

1473
01:11:18.583 --> 01:11:20.499
<i>Pia, don't ignore my texts, Beta.</i>

1474
01:11:20.500 --> 01:11:23.040
<i>I need to talk to you. This is important.</i>

1475
01:11:23.041 --> 01:11:25.915
<i>Your sister's wedding
is at 3:00pm on Sunday.</i>

1476
01:11:25.916 --> 01:11:27.458
<i>Are you going to be there?</i>

1477
01:11:28.583 --> 01:11:29.707
<i>Hey, baby, it's me.</i>

1478
01:11:29.708 --> 01:11:31.165
<i>Look, I know your mum's horrible,</i>

1479
01:11:31.166 --> 01:11:33.249
<i>and I totally understand
why you're avoiding her,</i>

1480
01:11:33.250 --> 01:11:36.749
<i>but just checking you'll
be there, 3:00pm on Sunday.</i>

1481
01:11:36.750 --> 01:11:39.791
<i>Can you come early for group photographs?</i>

1482
01:11:41.583 --> 01:11:44.665
<i>Hello, calling from
Direct Collection Bailiffs.</i>

1483
01:11:44.666 --> 01:11:46.499
<i>We tried repeatedly
to get in touch with you</i>

1484
01:11:46.500 --> 01:11:49.291
<i>about your unpaid debt,
but unfortunately...</i>

1485
01:11:53.833 --> 01:11:55.957
No, go away.

1486
01:11:55.958 --> 01:11:59.083
Not a chance.

1487
01:12:00.625 --> 01:12:03.833
Oh, my... God.

1488
01:12:04.833 --> 01:12:06.124
Morning.

1489
01:12:06.125 --> 01:12:08.708
Hi.

1490
01:12:09.875 --> 01:12:12.166
Right.

1491
01:12:14.291 --> 01:12:15.749
Well, you look and smell rank.

1492
01:12:15.750 --> 01:12:19.582
Thanks, Jay. I'm so glad
you came here to tell me that.

1493
01:12:19.583 --> 01:12:22.915
Listen, stinky, I'm not here
to bring you back to life.

1494
01:12:22.916 --> 01:12:25.083
I'm here because I miss you!

1495
01:12:27.416 --> 01:12:28.332
What are you doing?

1496
01:12:28.333 --> 01:12:31.415
Fuggaji said that you go on five dates.

1497
01:12:31.416 --> 01:12:32.790
You've had three.

1498
01:12:32.791 --> 01:12:34.749
Feast your eyes on date four.

1499
01:12:36.208 --> 01:12:37.625
It's Jay!

1500
01:12:38.250 --> 01:12:39.124
Yes, you stink,

1501
01:12:39.125 --> 01:12:41.832
but I'm still excited
to go on a date with you.

1502
01:12:41.833 --> 01:12:43.207
I can't, Jay.

1503
01:12:43.208 --> 01:12:44.624
Yes, you can.

1504
01:12:44.625 --> 01:12:46.290
Whoop! Look, come on,

1505
01:12:46.291 --> 01:12:50.500
I've brought all your favourite
things for breakfast.

1506
01:12:51.583 --> 01:12:53.957
Pizza, chocolate and champag-na.

1507
01:12:53.958 --> 01:12:55.874
What kind of pizza?

1508
01:12:55.875 --> 01:12:59.415
Well, it's actually
your favourite. Anchovy.

1509
01:12:59.416 --> 01:13:02.290
- Stuffed crust?
- Yeah, obviously.

1510
01:13:02.291 --> 01:13:04.208
Why don't you go and brush your teeth?

1511
01:13:06.458 --> 01:13:09.249
Do you think I'm being a spoilt brat?

1512
01:13:09.250 --> 01:13:12.082
You have enough people telling you
what you should be, okay?

1513
01:13:12.083 --> 01:13:13.874
I'm just here to get wasted and laugh

1514
01:13:13.875 --> 01:13:15.665
and help you let off
a little bit of steam.

1515
01:13:15.666 --> 01:13:19.208
It's time to get mash-up.

1516
01:13:22.750 --> 01:13:24.749
Jay, I haven't seen one of these
bad boys in years.

1517
01:13:24.750 --> 01:13:25.915
- Mm-hmm.
- You got a light?

1518
01:13:25.916 --> 01:13:28.040
- You don't have a light?
- You didn't bring a light?

1519
01:13:28.041 --> 01:13:29.291
No!

1520
01:13:30.500 --> 01:13:32.624
Hang on, I have an old trick from uni.

1521
01:13:32.625 --> 01:13:35.165
What do you mean, "a trick from uni"?

1522
01:13:35.166 --> 01:13:36.540
I just need you to get...

1523
01:13:36.541 --> 01:13:38.916
There's a battery in the top drawer.

1524
01:13:39.708 --> 01:13:41.250
A battery?

1525
01:13:45.958 --> 01:13:47.125
What the...

1526
01:13:49.375 --> 01:13:50.957
Oh.

1527
01:13:50.958 --> 01:13:53.249
Right, so this is what
brings you back from the dead?

1528
01:13:53.250 --> 01:13:55.249
- Oh, I know, right?
- The arsonist in you?

1529
01:13:55.250 --> 01:13:57.957
Ooh!

1530
01:13:57.958 --> 01:13:59.749
Your hair's on fire!

1531
01:13:59.750 --> 01:14:01.374
Oh, my God, my hair! Jay!

1532
01:14:07.750 --> 01:14:10.041
I've let everyone down, JJ.

1533
01:14:13.458 --> 01:14:16.750
My mum, Son, you.

1534
01:14:21.916 --> 01:14:24.166
Did I ever tell you
how I came out to my mum?

1535
01:14:24.666 --> 01:14:25.875
Yeah.

1536
01:14:27.958 --> 01:14:29.832
Didn't you do that
PowerPoint presentation?

1537
01:14:29.833 --> 01:14:30.874
Mm-hmm.

1538
01:14:30.875 --> 01:14:32.415
It's not very original.

1539
01:14:32.416 --> 01:14:34.415
Yes, it was!

1540
01:14:34.416 --> 01:14:38.208
I literally projected images
of queer icons onto the wall.

1541
01:14:39.291 --> 01:14:41.582
But what I didn't tell you

1542
01:14:41.583 --> 01:14:45.665
was that after I finished
my amazing presentation,

1543
01:14:45.666 --> 01:14:48.583
Mum stood up and said, "I've got
a chicken to put in the oven."

1544
01:14:49.458 --> 01:14:51.040
Then she just walked out.

1545
01:14:51.041 --> 01:14:54.749
- That's it? That's all she said?
- Mm-hmm.

1546
01:14:54.750 --> 01:14:56.999
And I was so stressed about
what she thought about me

1547
01:14:57.000 --> 01:14:58.250
that I didn't bring it up again.

1548
01:14:59.875 --> 01:15:02.124
Until about a year later,

1549
01:15:02.125 --> 01:15:04.833
I was going out on what would
have been my first date,

1550
01:15:07.000 --> 01:15:08.707
and I just told her about him.

1551
01:15:08.708 --> 01:15:11.124
And she...

1552
01:15:11.125 --> 01:15:14.166
She took my hand and she put
three ten-pound notes in it.

1553
01:15:15.583 --> 01:15:17.832
She kissed me.

1554
01:15:17.833 --> 01:15:20.790
And she told me she was proud of me.

1555
01:15:20.791 --> 01:15:23.041
Then she told me
to have the time of my life.

1556
01:15:25.416 --> 01:15:27.083
What's wrong with me?

1557
01:15:29.583 --> 01:15:32.000
Look, come here. Come on.

1558
01:15:35.958 --> 01:15:37.208
Hmm!

1559
01:15:39.250 --> 01:15:41.582
Sometimes, Pia, we have to take a risk.

1560
01:15:41.583 --> 01:15:43.082
Even if it's scary.

1561
01:15:43.083 --> 01:15:45.707
You have a lot of people
in your corner, Pia.

1562
01:15:45.708 --> 01:15:47.749
You just gotta let them in.

1563
01:15:47.750 --> 01:15:51.207
And eventually, your mum and your sister,

1564
01:15:51.208 --> 01:15:53.000
they will understand.

1565
01:15:54.541 --> 01:15:58.582
And until then, you've always got me.

1566
01:15:58.583 --> 01:16:01.957
You knew this was gonna be
the best date, didn't you?

1567
01:16:01.958 --> 01:16:03.832
You were quietly confident.

1568
01:16:03.833 --> 01:16:05.125
Mm-hmm.

1569
01:16:06.833 --> 01:16:08.915
Thank you. I'm lucky to have you.

1570
01:16:12.000 --> 01:16:13.624
Whoo!

1571
01:16:56.958 --> 01:16:59.665
Come on, pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up. Pick up!

1572
01:17:09.833 --> 01:17:10.915
What, Jay?

1573
01:17:10.916 --> 01:17:12.957
- You're an overnight sensation.
- Excuse me?

1574
01:17:12.958 --> 01:17:14.582
Remember those kids from yesterday?

1575
01:17:14.583 --> 01:17:16.625
- Yeah.
- Look out your window.

1576
01:17:20.500 --> 01:17:22.165
They filmed your speech.

1577
01:17:22.166 --> 01:17:23.915
Oh, my God.

1578
01:17:23.916 --> 01:17:26.207
Yeah, it has 400,000 views and counting.

1579
01:17:26.208 --> 01:17:27.457
They're here for the studio?

1580
01:17:27.458 --> 01:17:29.499
Yes. Can you please just
get your bum downstairs?

1581
01:17:29.500 --> 01:17:30.749
Because we need to open up.

1582
01:17:30.750 --> 01:17:34.165
Okay. We are gonna need some help.

1583
01:17:34.166 --> 01:17:36.665
Uh, Jim? Jimothy?

1584
01:17:36.666 --> 01:17:38.832
- Yeah?
- Right, do you want a job?

1585
01:17:38.833 --> 01:17:40.332
- Oh, yes, please.
- Okay, brilliant.

1586
01:17:40.333 --> 01:17:41.624
Okay, so you're gonna go inside,

1587
01:17:41.625 --> 01:17:43.582
find some of my clothes,
they're in the bathroom.

1588
01:17:43.583 --> 01:17:45.374
Put them on, and then we're gonna open up

1589
01:17:45.375 --> 01:17:46.374
in about five minutes.

1590
01:17:46.375 --> 01:17:47.915
- Is that all right?
- Uh, yeah.

1591
01:17:47.916 --> 01:17:49.124
- Okay, right, go.
- Amazing.

1592
01:17:49.125 --> 01:17:50.290
- Go on, in. Okay.
- Thank you.

1593
01:17:50.291 --> 01:17:51.541
Thanks, guys. Five minutes.

1594
01:17:52.666 --> 01:17:53.665
- Hi.
- Hi!

1595
01:17:53.666 --> 01:17:54.749
- Welcome.
- Jay.

1596
01:17:54.750 --> 01:17:55.832
- Come on in.
- I can't believe it!

1597
01:17:55.833 --> 01:17:58.499
There she is. Can I get a picture?

1598
01:17:58.500 --> 01:18:00.457
Um... sure.

1599
01:18:00.458 --> 01:18:02.749
Excuse me, can I talk to you
about buying the print,

1600
01:18:02.750 --> 01:18:03.999
<i>Akshay After the Shot?</i>

1601
01:18:04.000 --> 01:18:05.165
Yeah.

1602
01:18:05.166 --> 01:18:07.665
Also, do you offer any kind of,
like, photography classes,

1603
01:18:07.666 --> 01:18:08.665
or anything like that?

1604
01:18:08.666 --> 01:18:09.957
- Yes.
- Yes!

1605
01:18:09.958 --> 01:18:11.124
- We do. Hi.
- Great!

1606
01:18:11.125 --> 01:18:13.999
I will ask our colleague,
Jimothy... Jim? Jim?

1607
01:18:14.000 --> 01:18:15.999
...to take your details.

1608
01:18:16.000 --> 01:18:18.332
I need to book some photos
of my wife, in-laws and dogs.

1609
01:18:18.333 --> 01:18:19.374
Okay, right, sure.

1610
01:18:19.375 --> 01:18:21.915
- Isn't it incredible?
- Yes, it is, Jim.

1611
01:18:21.916 --> 01:18:23.999
You need to go round
and collect everyone's details

1612
01:18:24.000 --> 01:18:26.291
- for a mailing list. Okay?
- Yes, yes. Right, yes.

1613
01:18:30.166 --> 01:18:32.541
- Are you ready?
- For what?

1614
01:18:34.333 --> 01:18:35.499
The wedding.

1615
01:18:35.500 --> 01:18:37.749
No, Jay,
she doesn't want me to be there.

1616
01:18:37.750 --> 01:18:39.457
I haven't even done the party favours.

1617
01:18:39.458 --> 01:18:41.332
Course she wants you to be there.

1618
01:18:41.333 --> 01:18:44.291
You're her sister and her best friend.

1619
01:18:45.208 --> 01:18:46.832
And don't worry about the party favours.

1620
01:18:46.833 --> 01:18:49.208
- I've sorted it.
- What have you done?

1621
01:18:50.333 --> 01:18:51.415
You'll see when you get there.

1622
01:18:51.416 --> 01:18:52.957
Now can you go and get ready, please?

1623
01:18:52.958 --> 01:18:54.707
I will look after this place with Jim,

1624
01:18:54.708 --> 01:18:56.207
and I will meet you there later.

1625
01:18:56.208 --> 01:18:58.082
- I'm gonna go and get ready.
- You go. Go. Jim?

1626
01:18:58.083 --> 01:18:59.375
We are winging it. Let's do it.

1627
01:19:35.375 --> 01:19:36.916
Sam!

1628
01:19:37.958 --> 01:19:39.832
Sorry. Can we talk?

1629
01:19:39.833 --> 01:19:40.957
Now?

1630
01:19:40.958 --> 01:19:45.082
I'm looking for Sonal.
I really, really need to talk to her.

1631
01:19:45.083 --> 01:19:47.624
Look, I know you guys had a fight.

1632
01:19:47.625 --> 01:19:49.624
I also know it'll be okay.

1633
01:19:49.625 --> 01:19:52.124
You two can't go a day
without talking to each other.

1634
01:19:52.125 --> 01:19:54.165
She'll be happy you're here.

1635
01:19:54.166 --> 01:19:56.832
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1636
01:19:56.833 --> 01:19:59.040
You and Charlie did a really
great job on these, Pia.

1637
01:19:59.041 --> 01:20:00.291
They're stunning.

1638
01:20:02.500 --> 01:20:04.791
Charlie made sure Sonal knew
how hard you worked on them.

1639
01:20:06.666 --> 01:20:08.124
Thank you.

1640
01:20:08.125 --> 01:20:09.790
They're so beautiful.

1641
01:20:09.791 --> 01:20:11.207
Charlie.

1642
01:20:11.208 --> 01:20:12.750
Yeah.

1643
01:20:14.416 --> 01:20:17.000
You know he always wanted
to go with you to London.

1644
01:20:17.958 --> 01:20:19.833
But his family needed him.

1645
01:20:21.166 --> 01:20:23.500
He's never stopped thinking
about you, though.

1646
01:20:24.208 --> 01:20:25.125
I know.

1647
01:20:35.666 --> 01:20:38.082
Aw!

1648
01:20:38.083 --> 01:20:40.582
This is so good.

1649
01:20:40.583 --> 01:20:42.874
It's really lovely work.

1650
01:20:42.875 --> 01:20:44.540
Thank you.

1651
01:20:44.541 --> 01:20:46.832
Well, um, I'll leave you to it.

1652
01:20:46.833 --> 01:20:48.625
Great. See you in a bit.

1653
01:20:55.083 --> 01:20:57.540
Shh!

1654
01:21:08.083 --> 01:21:10.082
Oh, shit.

1655
01:21:10.083 --> 01:21:13.625
Mum?

1656
01:21:15.750 --> 01:21:16.790
There's my phone.

1657
01:21:16.791 --> 01:21:19.375
Uh, I was just looking for it. I...

1658
01:21:22.958 --> 01:21:25.999
Oh... my God.

1659
01:21:26.000 --> 01:21:29.582
Uh, thank you, Akshay,
for helping me find it.

1660
01:21:29.583 --> 01:21:32.082
Yes, of course, Lax. Uh...

1661
01:21:32.083 --> 01:21:34.374
I mean, um, Mrs Jaswani.

1662
01:21:34.375 --> 01:21:35.749
I'll, uh...

1663
01:21:35.750 --> 01:21:38.499
I'll tell the caterers
that we've found it.

1664
01:21:38.500 --> 01:21:39.541
Um...

1665
01:21:41.208 --> 01:21:42.915
Lax is fine.

1666
01:21:42.916 --> 01:21:44.707
Okay, great.

1667
01:21:49.333 --> 01:21:51.500
- Uh, good to see you, Pia.
- Yeah.

1668
01:21:58.166 --> 01:21:59.250
Well...

1669
01:22:00.750 --> 01:22:02.374
I think he's really good for you, Mum.

1670
01:22:02.375 --> 01:22:04.582
- You do?
- Yeah, yeah, I do.

1671
01:22:04.583 --> 01:22:06.290
And he's really into you.

1672
01:22:06.291 --> 01:22:11.082
- Yeah. He is, isn't he?
- Wow, Mum!

1673
01:22:11.083 --> 01:22:14.207
It's so great to see you so happy.

1674
01:22:14.208 --> 01:22:18.582
Yeah. Yeah, Beta, I-I am. I am happy.

1675
01:22:18.583 --> 01:22:22.415
I'm happy.

1676
01:22:22.416 --> 01:22:25.957
Oh, listen. I saw your thing
on the internet.

1677
01:22:25.958 --> 01:22:29.582
- You spoke so beautifully, Pia.
- Thanks, Mum.

1678
01:22:29.583 --> 01:22:33.165
- I get it from you and Nani.
- Your nani was a force.

1679
01:22:33.166 --> 01:22:37.249
There just wasn't place
for a woman like her

1680
01:22:37.250 --> 01:22:40.499
in that society.

1681
01:22:40.500 --> 01:22:42.415
But she would be so proud of you, Beta.

1682
01:22:42.416 --> 01:22:44.790
Hey, Mum! Come on.

1683
01:22:44.791 --> 01:22:47.207
I didn't even know
what I was saying in that video.

1684
01:22:47.208 --> 01:22:48.707
I didn't even know I was being filmed.

1685
01:22:48.708 --> 01:22:51.874
I loved when you said,
"Nothing unique can be created

1686
01:22:51.875 --> 01:22:53.499
unless two people take part."

1687
01:22:53.500 --> 01:22:55.332
It made me think of your dad and me.

1688
01:22:55.333 --> 01:22:56.332
Oh.

1689
01:22:56.333 --> 01:22:58.124
I don't think we should have got married.

1690
01:22:58.125 --> 01:22:59.165
You think?

1691
01:22:59.166 --> 01:23:02.582
But on the other hand, your dad
and I made you and Sonal,

1692
01:23:02.583 --> 01:23:06.790
our beautiful daughters
who bring us such joy,

1693
01:23:06.791 --> 01:23:10.125
- I... I can't even...
- You should tell him that.

1694
01:23:11.458 --> 01:23:13.290
Maybe.

1695
01:23:13.291 --> 01:23:14.665
But that <i>jhoota</i> left me.

1696
01:23:14.666 --> 01:23:17.624
Hey! Mum, come on,
we're having a nice moment.

1697
01:23:17.625 --> 01:23:19.874
And, yes, I have been very lonely.

1698
01:23:19.875 --> 01:23:23.915
But let me just say,
Akshay has ignited my spirits...

1699
01:23:23.916 --> 01:23:27.457
- Yeah!
- ...by making a raging fire

1700
01:23:27.458 --> 01:23:29.249
in what had become a very chilly place.

1701
01:23:29.250 --> 01:23:31.040
Okay, okay, Mum,
that's too much information.

1702
01:23:31.041 --> 01:23:33.124
Point is, Akshay's attracted to me

1703
01:23:33.125 --> 01:23:35.165
precisely because I go my own way.

1704
01:23:35.166 --> 01:23:39.165
Mum, exactly.
You deserve all the happiness.

1705
01:23:39.166 --> 01:23:40.582
And you? What do you deserve?

1706
01:23:45.291 --> 01:23:47.165
These are the keys to the security box.

1707
01:23:47.166 --> 01:23:49.790
The jewellery is now yours.

1708
01:23:49.791 --> 01:23:51.375
Mum...

1709
01:23:52.583 --> 01:23:54.458
I don't want to get married.

1710
01:23:55.083 --> 01:23:56.915
- Have you not been listening?
-  No!

1711
01:23:56.916 --> 01:23:59.165
What did I just say two seconds ago?

1712
01:23:59.166 --> 01:24:00.374
You said, um...

1713
01:24:00.375 --> 01:24:01.624
Oh, my God!

1714
01:24:01.625 --> 01:24:03.999
You said, uh, that marriage
isn't for everyone.

1715
01:24:04.000 --> 01:24:05.915
Exactly right.

1716
01:24:05.916 --> 01:24:09.040
So take the jewellery,
invest it in your photography,

1717
01:24:09.041 --> 01:24:11.083
and go and make a difference in the world.

1718
01:24:14.791 --> 01:24:17.499
- Oh, Beta!
- I love you, Mum.

1719
01:24:17.500 --> 01:24:19.874
Oh, I love you too, Beta.

1720
01:24:19.875 --> 01:24:21.165
I love you, too.

1721
01:24:21.166 --> 01:24:23.749
And you... you ate his face.

1722
01:24:23.750 --> 01:24:25.957
Oh, I...

1723
01:24:25.958 --> 01:24:27.500
Yeah, I did.

1724
01:24:31.125 --> 01:24:32.375
Son?

1725
01:24:34.708 --> 01:24:36.582
I'm so sorry, Sonal.

1726
01:24:36.583 --> 01:24:40.040
I was stupid and selfish

1727
01:24:40.041 --> 01:24:42.000
and I really let you down.

1728
01:24:45.500 --> 01:24:48.875
You can be a massive arsehole.

1729
01:24:50.541 --> 01:24:52.125
Yeah, I'll give you that.

1730
01:24:53.041 --> 01:24:56.999
You're out in the world,
doing remarkable things.

1731
01:24:57.000 --> 01:24:58.999
I just make it up as I go along.

1732
01:24:59.000 --> 01:25:01.749
You've got it figured out.

1733
01:25:01.750 --> 01:25:04.374
You bring people together, Son.

1734
01:25:04.375 --> 01:25:07.749
Well, I never got 150,000 views.

1735
01:25:07.750 --> 01:25:09.165
Uh, what about that time

1736
01:25:09.166 --> 01:25:11.624
you flashed your perfect arse on TikTok?

1737
01:25:11.625 --> 01:25:13.290
You know that wasn't intentional.

1738
01:25:13.291 --> 01:25:15.832
Girl, you brought joy to so many people!

1739
01:25:17.291 --> 01:25:21.040
The gifts you made, I love them.

1740
01:25:21.041 --> 01:25:24.333
- Yeah?
- The little photograph books?

1741
01:25:25.125 --> 01:25:27.208
They're the best part of the wedding.

1742
01:25:29.791 --> 01:25:31.415
Time for enjoyment?

1743
01:25:31.416 --> 01:25:33.832
Full enjoyment!

1744
01:26:17.375 --> 01:26:20.374
- Let's have a family photo.
- No, we're not doing this now.

1745
01:26:20.375 --> 01:26:21.582
That's it, Dad.

1746
01:26:21.583 --> 01:26:24.207
You've got enough photos
to last a lifetime.

1747
01:26:24.208 --> 01:26:26.207
We're not keeping up appearances anymore.

1748
01:26:26.208 --> 01:26:28.040
She wants something real, Dad.

1749
01:26:28.041 --> 01:26:32.832
A photo with you, Sam, Son and Jane.

1750
01:26:32.833 --> 01:26:35.040
Where is that sweet girl of yours, Mukul?

1751
01:26:35.041 --> 01:26:37.833
Ah! Jane, come. Come on.

1752
01:26:40.833 --> 01:26:44.082
- I love you.
- I know.

1753
01:26:44.083 --> 01:26:46.958
Come on, everybody.
Let's all have a photo. Come on.

1754
01:26:52.458 --> 01:26:54.457
Everyone say, "Paneer!"

1755
01:26:54.458 --> 01:26:56.082
Paneer!

1756
01:26:58.875 --> 01:27:01.290
Pia! P, hon.

1757
01:27:01.291 --> 01:27:03.457
JJ! You made it!

1758
01:27:03.458 --> 01:27:06.582
Oh, Pia, we are booked up
for the next three months.

1759
01:27:06.583 --> 01:27:07.749
- Shut up!
- No, seriously.

1760
01:27:07.750 --> 01:27:09.624
It was absolutely insane.

1761
01:27:09.625 --> 01:27:11.457
- Really?
-  Yeah.

1762
01:27:11.458 --> 01:27:14.082
Jay, you are amazing.

1763
01:27:14.083 --> 01:27:16.249
None of this would have
ever happened without you.

1764
01:27:16.250 --> 01:27:19.624
And hey, those party favours, saint-like!

1765
01:27:19.625 --> 01:27:21.124
You're welcome.

1766
01:27:24.166 --> 01:27:26.457
Sorry, but is your mum making moves?

1767
01:27:26.458 --> 01:27:28.540
Yeah. There's a lot that's happened

1768
01:27:28.541 --> 01:27:29.624
in the past three hours.

1769
01:27:29.625 --> 01:27:31.249
I'll have to update you.

1770
01:27:31.250 --> 01:27:33.290
Okay, well, I'm low-key
obsessed with that.

1771
01:27:33.291 --> 01:27:36.250
- Me, too!
- I'm gonna go and investigate.

1772
01:27:42.875 --> 01:27:45.415
So, Pia...

1773
01:27:45.416 --> 01:27:46.833
Hi.

1774
01:27:47.833 --> 01:27:50.207
Did you find the one?

1775
01:27:50.208 --> 01:27:53.040
No, Fuggaji, no, I didn't.

1776
01:27:53.041 --> 01:27:55.915
And I didn't even go on five dates.

1777
01:27:55.916 --> 01:27:57.333
Not yet.

1778
01:27:59.458 --> 01:28:01.041
But you will.

1779
01:28:06.375 --> 01:28:09.500
- Wait, Fuggaji.
- Yes, Beti?

1780
01:28:13.291 --> 01:28:16.915
Why don't you put a vest on,
it's getting a bit chilly.

1781
01:28:24.000 --> 01:28:25.332
Pia, baby.

1782
01:28:25.333 --> 01:28:27.000
- Hi, Dad.
- Hi.

1783
01:28:27.958 --> 01:28:31.083
Shall we... dance?

1784
01:28:32.083 --> 01:28:34.166
Come on.

1785
01:28:38.916 --> 01:28:40.957
You know, I saw you on YouTube.

1786
01:28:40.958 --> 01:28:43.624
- Oh, no.
- Yeah, yeah.

1787
01:28:43.625 --> 01:28:45.708
You're just like your mother.

1788
01:28:47.083 --> 01:28:49.332
You know...

1789
01:28:49.333 --> 01:28:53.083
Just this fierce self-belief.

1790
01:28:54.125 --> 01:28:55.625
I admire that.

1791
01:28:57.208 --> 01:29:01.041
You know, Laxmi and I,
we've made some mistakes,

1792
01:29:02.333 --> 01:29:03.666
but...

1793
01:29:04.791 --> 01:29:06.625
...you are not one of them.

1794
01:29:08.541 --> 01:29:11.958
You just burn brightly, okay?

1795
01:29:14.208 --> 01:29:16.332
We're very proud of you.

1796
01:29:16.333 --> 01:29:19.791
Pia, you're going to light up this world.

1797
01:29:22.958 --> 01:29:24.583
Thanks, Dad.

1798
01:29:31.791 --> 01:29:33.583
- I've gotta go.
- Okay.

1799
01:29:36.375 --> 01:29:39.375
You need to tell me now? Okay.

1800
01:29:40.458 --> 01:29:41.541
Oh.

1801
01:29:42.708 --> 01:29:46.166
Oh, no. I'm going with Milo, babe.

1802
01:29:52.250 --> 01:29:54.665
- I'm hungry.
- Let's eat.

1803
01:29:54.666 --> 01:29:57.415
Charlie, I'm sorry.
I... I've just gotta say this.

1804
01:29:57.416 --> 01:29:59.999
You know, I... I really fought for so...

1805
01:30:00.000 --> 01:30:01.290
- I'm--
- ...so long

1806
01:30:01.291 --> 01:30:03.124
about the kind of life
that I wanted to have,

1807
01:30:03.125 --> 01:30:05.957
- and I was such an idiot.
- I'm not gonna take long, but--

1808
01:30:05.958 --> 01:30:07.624
Seriously, Charlie, just let me say this.

1809
01:30:07.625 --> 01:30:11.207
I guess I thought being
independent meant being alone.

1810
01:30:11.208 --> 01:30:13.207
But seeing you made me realise something.

1811
01:30:13.208 --> 01:30:14.833
I'm gonna call you back.

1812
01:30:17.458 --> 01:30:19.457
- Sorry, Pia.
- Did you hear any of that?

1813
01:30:19.458 --> 01:30:21.665
I did.

1814
01:30:21.666 --> 01:30:24.375
You said seeing me again
made you realise something.

1815
01:30:26.416 --> 01:30:28.374
And despite everything
we've gone through, Charlie,

1816
01:30:28.375 --> 01:30:30.333
I can't shake this feeling.

1817
01:30:32.291 --> 01:30:34.000
And what feeling might that be?

1818
01:30:37.208 --> 01:30:38.375
That you're the one for me.

1819
01:30:44.208 --> 01:30:45.457
Always have been.

1820
01:30:45.458 --> 01:30:47.416
Always will be.

1821
01:30:54.708 --> 01:30:56.582
- Pia...
-  Yeah?

1822
01:30:56.583 --> 01:30:58.582
Staying in Welwyn
was the hardest decision I've--

1823
01:30:58.583 --> 01:31:00.499
What are you doing?!
We're having a moment!

1824
01:31:00.500 --> 01:31:01.457
We are, we are!

1825
01:31:01.458 --> 01:31:02.999
I'm just gonna do my bit.

1826
01:31:03.000 --> 01:31:04.540
- I'll be quick.
- You have 60 seconds.

1827
01:31:04.541 --> 01:31:05.790
- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.

1828
01:31:05.791 --> 01:31:08.750
- Let's walk and talk, then.
- And now 50.

1829
01:31:12.333 --> 01:31:16.082
When you left Welwyn
and went to university,

1830
01:31:16.083 --> 01:31:17.249
I missed you a lot,

1831
01:31:17.250 --> 01:31:19.499
and I guess to distract myself from that,

1832
01:31:19.500 --> 01:31:21.457
I put everything
I had into the restaurant.

1833
01:31:21.458 --> 01:31:22.832
Hmm.

1834
01:31:22.833 --> 01:31:24.874
And now the restaurant's
doing really well.

1835
01:31:24.875 --> 01:31:28.416
And I'm doing really well.
But I still miss you.

1836
01:31:29.708 --> 01:31:32.250
I'm never not missing you, Pia.

1837
01:31:36.166 --> 01:31:40.207
You know, I, uh...
I close my eyes sometimes

1838
01:31:40.208 --> 01:31:42.665
and I just... I jump to the end credits

1839
01:31:42.666 --> 01:31:44.874
and there you are.

1840
01:31:44.875 --> 01:31:48.499
Pia Jaswani, romantic interest number 13?

1841
01:31:48.500 --> 01:31:50.665
-  Fifteen, man.
- Hmm.

1842
01:31:50.666 --> 01:31:53.208
- Fifteen's decent.
- Yeah, I like 15.

1843
01:31:55.500 --> 01:31:57.791
- How long was that?
- I stopped counting.

1844
01:32:26.000 --> 01:32:27.291
Charlie...

1845
01:32:29.000 --> 01:32:30.625
do you wanna go on a date with me?

1846
01:32:31.250 --> 01:32:32.458
I would love to.

1847
01:32:37.166 --> 01:32:40.916
- No vibes, eh? Hmm?
- None.

1848
01:32:48.208 --> 01:32:49.707
Time for enjoyment?

1849
01:32:49.708 --> 01:32:51.707
Full enjoyment!

1850
01:33:53.333 --> 01:33:55.874
Charlie! All right, mate?

1851
01:33:55.875 --> 01:33:58.207
Hey, Jay.

1852
01:33:58.208 --> 01:33:59.790
- Busy in here.
- Nice, isn't it?

1853
01:33:59.791 --> 01:34:01.333
Um, Pia's upstairs.

1854
01:34:06.000 --> 01:34:08.290
Hey, don't shoot!

1855
01:34:10.416 --> 01:34:12.415
Go on, give me some passion.

1856
01:34:13.875 --> 01:34:15.957
- This, right here...
- Aw!

1857
01:34:15.958 --> 01:34:17.207
...is so cool.

1858
01:34:17.208 --> 01:34:20.624
<i>The Sunday Times Magazine.</i>
Have you seen it yet?

1859
01:34:20.625 --> 01:34:21.875
No.

1860
01:34:22.791 --> 01:34:24.332
I haven't looked at it yet.

1861
01:34:24.333 --> 01:34:25.833
There she is.

1862
01:34:28.000 --> 01:34:29.250
It's so weird.

1863
01:34:30.875 --> 01:34:32.165
You look so good.

1864
01:34:32.166 --> 01:34:33.708
Oh. Anyway.

1865
01:34:34.750 --> 01:34:36.290
"Though still in her 20s,

1866
01:34:36.291 --> 01:34:37.415
her Instagram presence

1867
01:34:37.416 --> 01:34:39.457
and the community that has
built up around her shop

1868
01:34:39.458 --> 01:34:42.124
have people in the photography
establishment taking notice."

1869
01:34:42.125 --> 01:34:46.290
"Her grandmother would
certainly be very proud."

1870
01:34:46.291 --> 01:34:47.457
I'm sure she would.

1871
01:34:47.458 --> 01:34:49.250
- Here.
- Thank you.

1872
01:34:50.250 --> 01:34:51.708
Thank you.

1873
01:35:08.333 --> 01:35:11.999
<i>♪ My love has got no money
he's got his strong beliefs ♪</i>

1874
01:35:12.000 --> 01:35:15.749
<i>♪ My love has got no power
he's got his strong beliefs ♪</i>

1875
01:35:15.750 --> 01:35:19.999 line:5%
<i>♪ My love has got no fame
he's got his strong beliefs ♪</i>

1876
01:35:20.000 --> 01:35:23.749 line:5%
<i>♪ Want more and more
people just want more and more ♪</i>

1877
01:35:23.750 --> 01:35:28.249
<i>♪ Freedom and love what he's looking for ♪</i>

1878
01:35:28.250 --> 01:35:39.415 line:5%
<i>♪ Freed from desire
mind and senses purified ♪</i>

1879
01:35:39.416 --> 01:35:41.707 line:5%
<i>♪ Freed from desire ♪</i>

1880
01:35:41.708 --> 01:35:56.791 line:5%
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na, na-na na-na-na, na-na ♪</i>

1881
01:36:12.083 --> 01:36:15.124 line:5%
<i>♪ My love has got no money
he's got his strong beliefs ♪</i>

1882
01:36:15.125 --> 01:36:19.040 line:5%
<i>♪ My love has got no power
he's got his strong beliefs ♪</i>

1883
01:36:19.041 --> 01:36:22.665 line:5%
<i>♪ My love has got no fame
he's got his strong beliefs ♪</i>

1884
01:36:22.666 --> 01:36:26.374 line:5%
<i>♪ My love has got no money
he's got his strong beliefs ♪</i>

1885
01:36:26.375 --> 01:36:30.540 line:5%
<i>♪ Want more and more
people just want more and more ♪</i>

1886
01:36:30.541 --> 01:36:34.290 line:5%
<i>♪ Freedom and love what he's looking for ♪</i>

1887
01:36:34.291 --> 01:36:38.374 line:5%
<i>♪ Want more and more
people just want more and more ♪</i>

1888
01:36:38.375 --> 01:36:42.457 line:5%
<i>♪ Freedom and love what he's looking for ♪</i>

1889
01:36:42.458 --> 01:36:49.915 line:5%
<i>♪ Freed from desire
mind and senses purified ♪</i>

1890
01:36:49.916 --> 01:36:53.790
<i>♪ Freed from desire
mind and senses purified ♪</i>

1891
01:36:53.791 --> 01:36:56.165
<i>♪ Freed from desire ♪</i>

1892
01:36:56.166 --> 01:37:11.583
<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na, na-na na-na-na, na-na ♪</i>