WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:59.750 --> 00:01:03.041 Ekaterina, Mr. President wants to see you. 4 00:01:11.500 --> 00:01:14.500 Olga, give him Clonazepam. 5 00:01:16.291 --> 00:01:17.875 We ran out. 6 00:01:18.500 --> 00:01:20.625 Nadezhda forgot to order it. 7 00:01:21.041 --> 00:01:23.541 Give him a Relanium then. 8 00:01:25.250 --> 00:01:27.750 Looks like the president’s schedule just changed. 9 00:01:27.875 --> 00:01:31.250 We’ll reach out to you, general, to arrange a new appointment. 10 00:01:33.500 --> 00:01:35.750 Tamara, let him in. 11 00:01:36.625 --> 00:01:37.625 Mr. General! 12 00:01:37.750 --> 00:01:40.375 The President has found time for you after all. 13 00:01:48.250 --> 00:01:49.625 Mr. President. 14 00:01:52.750 --> 00:01:54.541 How are the things in Europe? 15 00:01:55.125 --> 00:01:57.000 People are starving. 16 00:01:57.250 --> 00:02:01.625 Forced military enlistment has caused men to flee abroad. 17 00:02:04.250 --> 00:02:05.250 Immobilize the arm. 18 00:02:05.375 --> 00:02:08.000 How large is the migration wave? 19 00:02:08.750 --> 00:02:11.250 Women have gathered along the border. 20 00:02:11.375 --> 00:02:15.125 They’re asking us to let them into Belarus. 21 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:19.625 Our allies commented on this as follows: 22 00:02:20.625 --> 00:02:23.375 The West talks so much about human rights, 23 00:02:23.625 --> 00:02:27.375 but unleashes dogs on women at the Polish border. 24 00:02:28.500 --> 00:02:33.791 Considering the development of democracy and... 25 00:02:34.375 --> 00:02:36.540 ...freedom of speech, 26 00:02:36.541 --> 00:02:39.875 it is the West that should be labeled totalitarian. 27 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:41.500 I won’t get in. 28 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:43.750 Could you please help us? 29 00:02:51.625 --> 00:02:56.165 We, as honorable people, can open that border. 30 00:02:56.166 --> 00:02:59.915 Ok, give the President the intramuscular injection of Relanium. 31 00:02:59.916 --> 00:03:01.375 Of course. 32 00:03:03.500 --> 00:03:05.125 What about the UK? 33 00:03:05.250 --> 00:03:08.415 Bicycles became their main transportation. 34 00:03:08.416 --> 00:03:10.375 Have they fallen into poverty? 35 00:03:10.875 --> 00:03:15.000 Disruptions in the supply chain have led to a surge in fuel prices. 36 00:03:15.375 --> 00:03:17.290 This will put you at ease, Mr. President. 37 00:03:17.291 --> 00:03:20.791 They can't even afford to heat their homes. 38 00:03:24.125 --> 00:03:28.875 Inflation has reached its highest level in 30 years. 39 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:31.540 Turns out that their sanctions 40 00:03:31.541 --> 00:03:33.333 have affected themselves the most. 41 00:03:34.625 --> 00:03:36.875 And what about the U.S.? 42 00:03:42.375 --> 00:03:47.500 Their interference in the affairs of other nations... 43 00:03:48.375 --> 00:03:51.165 ...to reduce their energy dependence upon us, 44 00:03:51.166 --> 00:03:52.790 has led to an increase 45 00:03:52.791 --> 00:03:57.125 in global warming and weather-related catastrophes. 46 00:03:59.625 --> 00:04:03.790 This has cost the USA roughly $165 billion 47 00:04:03.791 --> 00:04:05.625 alone in the past year. 48 00:04:05.875 --> 00:04:07.250 We estimate, 49 00:04:09.250 --> 00:04:16.000 by 2027, this figure should reach the trillion dollar mark. 50 00:04:16.250 --> 00:04:19.875 This will be followed by a mass exodus of Americans. 51 00:04:20.375 --> 00:04:21.500 Why? 52 00:04:23.125 --> 00:04:26.750 Due to flooding of coastal cities 53 00:04:27.750 --> 00:04:31.500 and expansion of deserts and extreme heat 54 00:04:32.750 --> 00:04:35.790 with temperatures up to 60 degrees Celsius. 55 00:04:35.791 --> 00:04:41.125 It will be impossible for comfort- accustomed Americans to exist. 56 00:04:41.250 --> 00:04:42.625 Mr. President, 57 00:04:43.250 --> 00:04:45.415 one, two, three. 58 00:04:45.416 --> 00:04:47.291 And up. 59 00:04:57.791 --> 00:04:59.082 Stop defending him! 60 00:04:59.083 --> 00:05:00.500 You'll kill him, Goria! 61 00:05:01.750 --> 00:05:04.041 I won't let you baptize this bastard! 62 00:05:05.958 --> 00:05:08.000 Sit down and eat! 63 00:05:09.125 --> 00:05:11.750 Look what he's making me do. 64 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:20.000 Look whom I've become because of him. 65 00:05:21.583 --> 00:05:22.833 Eat. 66 00:05:26.125 --> 00:05:29.125 Cold food's bad for your stomach. 67 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:45.750 Cousins Maria Ivanovna and Vladimir Spiridonovich Putin 68 00:05:45.875 --> 00:05:48.125 from Leningrad have always wanted a child. 69 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:51.000 Mom, please don't do this. 70 00:05:51.625 --> 00:05:55.125 I can't protect you from your stepfather any longer. 71 00:06:03.500 --> 00:06:04.875 Forget me. 72 00:06:07.125 --> 00:06:08.125 Why? 73 00:06:12.500 --> 00:06:15.000 We... We won't see each other again. 74 00:06:30.750 --> 00:06:33.082 I'm sorry 75 00:06:33.083 --> 00:06:35.375 I'm not baptized. 76 00:06:45.875 --> 00:06:47.750 Congratulations on your new position 77 00:06:47.958 --> 00:06:50.166 with the presidential administration. 78 00:06:50.875 --> 00:06:51.875 Come. 79 00:06:52.000 --> 00:06:54.375 I'll introduce you to Yeltsin. 80 00:07:06.750 --> 00:07:09.000 Who would have thought? 81 00:07:17.000 --> 00:07:20.250 The president has been going through some hard times lately. 82 00:07:21.625 --> 00:07:25.125 On February 12th, the Security Council 83 00:07:26.500 --> 00:07:30.250 of the Russian Federation made a decision to 84 00:07:32.750 --> 00:07:37.375 physically neutralize Dzokhar Dudayev. 85 00:07:38.750 --> 00:07:42.250 Dzokhar's death would seal our victory in Chechnya. 86 00:07:48.625 --> 00:07:50.500 Okay, help me. 87 00:07:52.208 --> 00:07:54.750 Help me carry him to the bathroom. 88 00:08:01.750 --> 00:08:02.750 Sorry. 89 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:13.000 You know, Boris may feel uncomfortable if he sees a stranger in his shower, 90 00:08:13.125 --> 00:08:15.625 so wait for us in the office. 91 00:09:11.375 --> 00:09:12.541 Look. 92 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:17.375 He's making himself at home. 93 00:09:21.125 --> 00:09:23.790 Had you listened, dumbass, 94 00:09:23.791 --> 00:09:26.875 this chair would already be yours. 95 00:09:56.750 --> 00:09:58.125 Mr. President. 96 00:10:26.375 --> 00:10:28.875 I've cooked so many things for you, you know? 97 00:10:29.250 --> 00:10:30.415 Dumplings with meat, 98 00:10:30.416 --> 00:10:32.040 I hope you like them. 99 00:10:32.041 --> 00:10:33.250 And jam rolls. 100 00:10:33.375 --> 00:10:34.875 All kids love jam rolls. 101 00:10:35.125 --> 00:10:36.625 We have a room for you. 102 00:10:37.375 --> 00:10:38.750 I think you'll love it. 103 00:11:02.916 --> 00:11:07.040 This is my son. He's a little explorer. 104 00:11:07.041 --> 00:11:11.875 He just came back from an exotic trip from the Krasnoyarsk region. 105 00:11:12.125 --> 00:11:14.250 He was at his grandparents there. 106 00:11:15.625 --> 00:11:19.500 Please, treat him well. He's someone special. 107 00:11:23.750 --> 00:11:25.875 Just be home before nine. 108 00:11:35.875 --> 00:11:39.375 Excuse me, what's this line for? 109 00:11:41.500 --> 00:11:44.125 Is there something to eat there? 110 00:12:19.125 --> 00:12:20.500 A pickle? 111 00:12:29.625 --> 00:12:31.000 A pickle? 112 00:12:31.375 --> 00:12:34.291 When you hold vodka in your mouth, it gets absorbed faster. 113 00:12:34.750 --> 00:12:37.500 The red face there robbed a liquor store last night. 114 00:12:37.625 --> 00:12:41.333 He keeps the vodka in his bathtub and only brings it out in that fish tank. 115 00:12:42.250 --> 00:12:43.040 A pickle? 116 00:12:43.041 --> 00:12:44.125 No. 117 00:12:51.000 --> 00:12:52.125 Wake up. 118 00:12:52.375 --> 00:12:53.375 Money? 119 00:12:57.041 --> 00:12:58.125 A pickle? 120 00:12:59.375 --> 00:13:00.375 Yes. 121 00:13:26.708 --> 00:13:27.749 Will you buy me a round, too? 122 00:13:27.750 --> 00:13:28.290 No. 123 00:13:28.291 --> 00:13:29.165 Why not? 124 00:13:29.166 --> 00:13:30.250 I have no money. 125 00:13:30.500 --> 00:13:31.665 I'll keep what I'll find. 126 00:13:31.666 --> 00:13:32.790 No, I said no! 127 00:13:32.791 --> 00:13:34.625 Samiel! Samiel! 128 00:13:35.250 --> 00:13:36.250 Get him! 129 00:13:46.416 --> 00:13:49.500 You must stand up to them, or you'll have no life here. 130 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:52.000 Samiel! Samiel! 131 00:13:52.375 --> 00:13:54.750 - Samiel! - Samiel! 132 00:14:18.500 --> 00:14:20.000 Okay, he's good. 133 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:23.625 If you wanna be one of us, you have to remember: 134 00:14:23.750 --> 00:14:27.375 it's better to die standing than live on your knees. 135 00:14:28.625 --> 00:14:30.040 Can I get my money back now? 136 00:14:30.041 --> 00:14:32.208 I'll show you how to earn it. 137 00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:54.165 Do it. 138 00:14:54.166 --> 00:14:56.166 I know how to kill Dzokhar Dudayev. 139 00:14:57.375 --> 00:15:01.416 For three days, all the power sources in Chechnya 140 00:15:01.916 --> 00:15:06.291 that might interfere with tracking Dudayev's phone should be disabled. 141 00:15:06.875 --> 00:15:09.000 To reduce flight time, 142 00:15:09.125 --> 00:15:11.665 all our aircraft should be on standby, 143 00:15:11.666 --> 00:15:14.041 along with the airborne AWACS-type lab. 144 00:15:15.500 --> 00:15:19.875 The air-to-ground missiles of the Russian SU-27 fighter jets 145 00:15:20.625 --> 00:15:24.625 should be coded to detect the signal from Dudayev's phone. 146 00:15:25.875 --> 00:15:27.625 All we need to do 147 00:15:27.750 --> 00:15:30.750 is wait for him to make a call. 148 00:15:31.750 --> 00:15:32.875 Sure. 149 00:15:35.000 --> 00:15:37.500 There is a small problem, though. 150 00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:39.750 You'd need to know the codes 151 00:15:39.875 --> 00:15:42.000 for the Saturn satellite phone network 152 00:15:42.250 --> 00:15:43.375 that Dudayev uses. 153 00:15:45.125 --> 00:15:47.750 There is a guy who knows them. 154 00:15:47.875 --> 00:15:49.915 Do not hesitate. 155 00:15:49.916 --> 00:15:53.000 There is a guy who knows them. 156 00:15:53.125 --> 00:15:54.500 What guy? 157 00:15:57.625 --> 00:15:59.250 Bill Clinton. 158 00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:12.250 March 13th, 1996, 159 00:16:12.541 --> 00:16:14.082 will go down in history, 160 00:16:14.083 --> 00:16:18.125 but not only as the day of the anti-terrorist forum in Egypt. 161 00:16:18.750 --> 00:16:23.290 It will also be stamped on the pages of history books 162 00:16:23.291 --> 00:16:26.790 as the day on which the whole free world came together 163 00:16:26.791 --> 00:16:28.625 in the fight against terrorism. 164 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:30.500 I would like to welcome 165 00:16:30.625 --> 00:16:33.625 the President of the United States of America, 166 00:16:33.750 --> 00:16:35.250 Mr. Bill Clinton. 167 00:17:05.500 --> 00:17:06.875 Set it up, Kurbanov. 168 00:17:07.000 --> 00:17:09.665 Mr. President, let's refrain from making phone calls for a while. 169 00:17:09.666 --> 00:17:11.375 Shut your mouth. 170 00:18:19.541 --> 00:18:22.790 I'm happy to see your joy at being a second term president. 171 00:18:22.791 --> 00:18:23.875 Volodya! 172 00:18:24.875 --> 00:18:25.875 Come on. 173 00:18:26.125 --> 00:18:29.791 Sadly, you won't last long enough to see the end of it, Boris. 174 00:18:31.375 --> 00:18:33.875 General Lev Yakovlevich Rochlin 175 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:37.000 has turned the army against you. 176 00:18:37.125 --> 00:18:41.250 The 8th Volgograd Corps which he commanded in Chechnya. 177 00:18:41.375 --> 00:18:45.000 The power in the country will be taken over by his party, 178 00:18:45.125 --> 00:18:46.750 Our Home - Russia. 179 00:18:50.750 --> 00:18:51.750 Lova! 180 00:18:58.250 --> 00:19:00.500 Lova! 181 00:19:02.375 --> 00:19:03.791 Lova! 182 00:19:06.375 --> 00:19:08.875 No, no, please! 183 00:19:09.625 --> 00:19:10.750 But if you want, 184 00:19:11.291 --> 00:19:14.000 things could take a different turn. 185 00:19:17.166 --> 00:19:18.166 How! 186 00:19:18.541 --> 00:19:19.541 In a moment, 187 00:19:20.500 --> 00:19:21.750 Lev Rochlin 188 00:19:22.500 --> 00:19:25.875 will be shot dead by his wife. 189 00:19:43.750 --> 00:19:44.875 Boris! 190 00:19:47.875 --> 00:19:50.165 You forgot to ask 191 00:19:50.166 --> 00:19:52.875 what I want in return? 192 00:20:01.250 --> 00:20:04.166 We have an order to take Nikolay Dmitrievich Kovalyov. 193 00:20:06.750 --> 00:20:07.832 Is he being detained? 194 00:20:07.833 --> 00:20:09.250 To the Kremlin. 195 00:20:15.125 --> 00:20:16.916 You're coming with us. 196 00:20:18.666 --> 00:20:20.791 Nikolay! What's going on? 197 00:20:20.916 --> 00:20:22.915 I’m the director of the Federal Security Service! 198 00:20:22.916 --> 00:20:25.416 Not anymore. Based on a presidential decree, 199 00:20:25.541 --> 00:20:26.832 you will delegate your powers 200 00:20:26.833 --> 00:20:30.291 to the newly appointed FSS director Vladimir Putin. 201 00:20:34.125 --> 00:20:36.875 What's each of you responsible for? 202 00:20:39.416 --> 00:20:41.207 Espionage Department. 203 00:20:41.208 --> 00:20:43.750 Antiterrorist Department. 204 00:20:44.625 --> 00:20:47.250 Russia's Federal Security Service Academy. 205 00:20:47.375 --> 00:20:50.166 Department of Forward Studies and Strategic Planning. 206 00:20:50.625 --> 00:20:53.041 HR and Management Department. 207 00:20:53.500 --> 00:20:55.250 Information Security Center. 208 00:20:57.000 --> 00:20:59.166 Directorate A. 209 00:21:04.750 --> 00:21:07.040 Head of the Organizational and Inspection Board 210 00:21:07.041 --> 00:21:09.500 of the Personnel and Organizational Department 211 00:21:09.750 --> 00:21:11.500 of the Federal Security Service, 212 00:21:11.625 --> 00:21:13.625 Nikolai Platonovich Patrushev. 213 00:21:15.250 --> 00:21:18.125 You will put your current tasks aside 214 00:21:18.291 --> 00:21:23.166 and focus on collecting intelligence on just one target. 215 00:21:24.041 --> 00:21:25.916 What's the target? 216 00:21:26.750 --> 00:21:28.750 Boris Yeltsin. 217 00:22:10.875 --> 00:22:12.625 You can see me? 218 00:22:12.791 --> 00:22:16.291 I was exiled here for my sins, just like you. 219 00:22:17.625 --> 00:22:21.833 Welcome to the most forsaken place on Earth. 220 00:22:23.625 --> 00:22:27.250 Those are the most wanted men in the entire Soviet Union. 221 00:22:29.125 --> 00:22:33.000 They are hiding from the law enforcement on this contaminated land. 222 00:22:51.125 --> 00:22:52.625 How did you end up here? 223 00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:54.000 My mother. 224 00:22:56.500 --> 00:22:58.250 That woman, she hated me. 225 00:23:00.125 --> 00:23:03.875 She said I destroyed her life when I was born. 226 00:23:11.000 --> 00:23:15.250 So, I have dedicated mine to saving other girls. 227 00:23:15.875 --> 00:23:16.875 How? 228 00:23:17.375 --> 00:23:19.750 I stole them from bad mothers. 229 00:23:23.250 --> 00:23:24.833 What's your name? 230 00:23:26.125 --> 00:23:27.750 Call me Legion. 231 00:23:29.750 --> 00:23:31.625 For I am many. 232 00:23:34.916 --> 00:23:36.875 They are walking on cesium. 233 00:23:37.750 --> 00:23:40.915 A radioactive metal that penetrated the soil 234 00:23:40.916 --> 00:23:42.916 after the reactor failed in Chernobyl. 235 00:23:46.750 --> 00:23:50.250 Cesium penetrates your muscles 236 00:23:51.875 --> 00:23:54.791 and internal organs. 237 00:23:57.500 --> 00:24:01.500 Is there anyone in town who can get to it? 238 00:24:06.375 --> 00:24:07.375 That’s the guy. 239 00:24:08.166 --> 00:24:10.625 Ivan Petrov - goes by Misiey. 240 00:24:11.125 --> 00:24:13.875 He used to be an army scientist in Chernobyl. 241 00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:16.375 His wife and children died after the meltdown. 242 00:24:22.625 --> 00:24:25.000 When the light turns a vivid red, 243 00:24:25.750 --> 00:24:27.500 there's a lot of cesium. 244 00:24:27.875 --> 00:24:32.500 Now he’ll use the aluminum to get out the radioactive soil. 245 00:24:34.750 --> 00:24:36.625 And extract pure cesium. 246 00:24:37.250 --> 00:24:38.750 Do you want to hear more? 247 00:24:40.500 --> 00:24:43.000 Why hasn't he kicked the bucket yet? 248 00:24:44.375 --> 00:24:47.375 Wasn't that thing supposed to be deadly? 249 00:24:49.875 --> 00:24:53.250 Do not fail me. 250 00:24:53.500 --> 00:24:55.250 It's Prussian blue. 251 00:24:56.125 --> 00:25:02.375 The damn army always has inventions that are 20 years ahead. 252 00:25:02.500 --> 00:25:09.750 You can also use cesium to poison those you've wanted to kill in a cruel way. 253 00:25:10.500 --> 00:25:14.250 The KGB will buy it in bulk from us. 254 00:26:04.500 --> 00:26:06.000 Pay him! 255 00:26:09.500 --> 00:26:12.250 You kill him - you only get what's here. 256 00:26:12.875 --> 00:26:17.750 You pay him, you gain a supplier of an infinite amount of cesium. 257 00:26:20.250 --> 00:26:22.500 That you'll be able to sell for a fortune. 258 00:26:24.250 --> 00:26:26.250 What's it gonna be, Vova? 259 00:26:51.291 --> 00:26:54.082 You took my advice to heart, Vova. 260 00:26:54.083 --> 00:26:57.166 But events have changed. 261 00:27:01.375 --> 00:27:03.125 Run back to the villa instead 262 00:27:03.625 --> 00:27:06.750 and save the files of the KGB agents 263 00:27:07.250 --> 00:27:09.750 in the German Democratic Republic. 264 00:27:11.875 --> 00:27:15.500 They are gonna be worth more than the cesium soon. 265 00:27:27.500 --> 00:27:31.500 6,000 Bundeswehr sappers have just begun blowing up 266 00:27:31.750 --> 00:27:34.041 the Berlin Wall, Vova. 267 00:27:41.375 --> 00:27:45.000 The people you hear are overthrowing your regime 268 00:27:45.375 --> 00:27:47.375 at this very moment. 269 00:27:48.375 --> 00:27:51.250 Where do you think they're headed now? 270 00:28:03.375 --> 00:28:05.958 The files, sir, do we go by the book? 271 00:28:11.250 --> 00:28:13.000 Lieutenant Colonel Vladimir Putin. 272 00:28:13.125 --> 00:28:16.125 I need the assistance of the closest unit of the Soviet Army. 273 00:28:16.250 --> 00:28:20.750 There's nothing we can do. We need an order from Moscow. But Moscow is silent. 274 00:28:21.000 --> 00:28:23.875 The country you serve no longer exists. 275 00:28:25.250 --> 00:28:26.625 Don't. 276 00:28:32.625 --> 00:28:34.875 They're closing in on us, Lieutenant Colonel. 277 00:28:35.625 --> 00:28:37.750 Why don't you try talking to them? 278 00:28:39.250 --> 00:28:42.290 This is a house of friendship between the USSR 279 00:28:42.291 --> 00:28:45.125 and the GDR and we are only interpreters. 280 00:28:45.625 --> 00:28:48.166 Let’s go! Let’s go! 281 00:28:48.500 --> 00:28:49.625 Say, as I tell you. 282 00:28:49.750 --> 00:28:53.000 This is a house of friendship between the USSR and the GDR 283 00:28:53.125 --> 00:28:55.125 and we are only interpreters. 284 00:28:57.875 --> 00:29:00.500 Get in the Wahhabis' Mercedes and run. 285 00:29:00.750 --> 00:29:01.750 Run! 286 00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:12.250 Let's go! 287 00:29:13.000 --> 00:29:15.125 Hey! 288 00:29:16.125 --> 00:29:19.250 Come on! I don't have all eternity! 289 00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:44.375 Hey, my hat! 290 00:29:45.166 --> 00:29:46.166 Shit! 291 00:29:46.750 --> 00:29:49.250 Do you want to lose your briefs, too? 292 00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:52.625 You sell the hats later outside the train station. 293 00:29:52.750 --> 00:29:54.125 Half price. 294 00:29:56.125 --> 00:29:58.000 No foot-bus for us. 295 00:29:59.500 --> 00:30:00.290 Get in. 296 00:30:00.291 --> 00:30:01.375 You know this guy? 297 00:30:01.875 --> 00:30:02.875 We will in a sec. 298 00:30:03.125 --> 00:30:04.333 It's an independent cab. 299 00:30:20.375 --> 00:30:21.750 Where to? 300 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:23.332 The Hermitage. 301 00:30:23.333 --> 00:30:24.750 All right. 302 00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:26.750 Why are you driving barefoot? 303 00:30:27.125 --> 00:30:28.875 I'm saving my shoes. 304 00:30:35.375 --> 00:30:37.125 Looks like the lights are broken. 305 00:30:39.250 --> 00:30:40.625 Come on, move. 306 00:30:42.625 --> 00:30:43.790 Are you kidding? 307 00:30:43.791 --> 00:30:45.833 I'll pay double for a high-stakes ride. 308 00:30:46.250 --> 00:30:48.250 All right, sure, whatever. 309 00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:07.125 Get out of the car. 310 00:31:07.375 --> 00:31:08.750 Damn pigs. 311 00:31:16.000 --> 00:31:18.625 You know the fine for running a red light? 312 00:31:18.750 --> 00:31:21.040 They rigged the lights to force drivers to break the law. 313 00:31:21.041 --> 00:31:22.125 They want a bribe. 314 00:31:26.625 --> 00:31:27.125 What do you mean? 315 00:31:27.375 --> 00:31:29.291 Forgive me, Colonel, I didn't realize. 316 00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:31.500 Don't even think about it. 317 00:31:32.375 --> 00:31:33.875 Imperialist bloodsucker! 318 00:31:35.916 --> 00:31:36.916 Stop! 319 00:31:37.500 --> 00:31:39.500 My brakes are out, you idiot! 320 00:31:39.625 --> 00:31:41.875 Stop, stop, stop! 321 00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:43.875 You almost ran him over. 322 00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:45.000 He called me a punk! 323 00:31:47.500 --> 00:31:48.916 The white Pobeda is fleeing! 324 00:31:49.250 --> 00:31:51.875 There is nothing but Pobedas in this city. 325 00:31:52.500 --> 00:31:54.000 Give them the plate number. 326 00:31:54.125 --> 00:31:55.457 Can you even reach the pedals? 327 00:31:55.458 --> 00:31:56.541 Of course I can. 328 00:31:56.750 --> 00:31:58.000 I'm driving, aren't I? 329 00:32:01.250 --> 00:32:02.040 Do you know where you're going? 330 00:32:02.041 --> 00:32:03.125 To our yard! 331 00:32:04.250 --> 00:32:07.290 Open the window so the kids can see us, they're gonna lose it! 332 00:32:07.291 --> 00:32:08.541 It won't open. 333 00:32:11.333 --> 00:32:12.333 Look out! 334 00:32:20.750 --> 00:32:22.125 My leg! We gotta run! 335 00:32:22.750 --> 00:32:24.040 I can't straighten it. 336 00:32:24.041 --> 00:32:25.416 We can't leave you here! 337 00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:28.125 Stop! 338 00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:36.500 You'll learn some manners 339 00:32:36.625 --> 00:32:38.125 in a penal colony! 340 00:32:40.250 --> 00:32:41.165 I'll catch-up. 341 00:32:41.166 --> 00:32:42.250 No! 342 00:32:43.125 --> 00:32:44.665 Get them out of here, Vova! 343 00:32:44.666 --> 00:32:45.415 Stop right there! 344 00:32:45.416 --> 00:32:46.500 Go! 345 00:32:47.125 --> 00:32:48.165 Stop or I'll shoot! 346 00:32:48.166 --> 00:32:48.916 Samiel! 347 00:32:49.250 --> 00:32:50.500 Go. Go! 348 00:33:25.750 --> 00:33:28.125 This is my son, Py. 349 00:33:29.000 --> 00:33:30.625 This is Puiltos. 350 00:33:32.875 --> 00:33:34.875 Those three work for me: 351 00:33:35.125 --> 00:33:36.375 Michael, 352 00:33:36.625 --> 00:33:37.625 Gabriel, 353 00:33:38.125 --> 00:33:39.125 Raphael. 354 00:33:42.250 --> 00:33:43.875 Go, join them. 355 00:33:46.875 --> 00:33:49.250 In the beginning was the Word, 356 00:33:49.750 --> 00:33:52.500 and the Word was with God, 357 00:33:54.250 --> 00:33:56.250 and the Word was God. 358 00:33:57.625 --> 00:34:00.500 The same was with God in the beginning. 359 00:34:02.375 --> 00:34:05.250 All things were made by Him; 360 00:34:06.625 --> 00:34:11.000 and without Him was not any thing made that was made. 361 00:34:12.750 --> 00:34:15.000 In Him was life, 362 00:34:16.750 --> 00:34:19.625 and the life was the light of men. 363 00:34:21.375 --> 00:34:24.875 The light shines in the darkness, 364 00:34:25.750 --> 00:34:29.250 and the darkness has not overcome it. 365 00:34:32.041 --> 00:34:34.625 Anyone who will not receive the Kingdom of God 366 00:34:35.666 --> 00:34:37.458 like a little child 367 00:34:39.125 --> 00:34:41.083 will never enter it. 368 00:34:47.125 --> 00:34:49.750 Today you start working for me, Samiel. 369 00:34:52.625 --> 00:34:54.541 How much are you going to pay me? 370 00:34:55.125 --> 00:34:56.125 Nothing. 371 00:34:57.125 --> 00:35:01.750 You lived your childhood years in darkness. 372 00:35:02.750 --> 00:35:06.000 Now you will fish people out of it. 373 00:35:12.500 --> 00:35:16.750 These boys, like you, didn't have an easy childhood. 374 00:35:17.125 --> 00:35:20.875 Here they learn ten simple rules 375 00:35:21.625 --> 00:35:26.250 that might set them on the right path. 376 00:35:39.500 --> 00:35:41.750 Lost a fight to a tiger, buddy? 377 00:35:43.000 --> 00:35:44.625 That one you know. 378 00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:52.915 Vova Putin? How old is he now? 379 00:35:52.916 --> 00:35:54.125 17. 380 00:35:54.875 --> 00:35:56.625 You've grown, skinny. 381 00:35:58.250 --> 00:36:00.625 Or maybe you just look bigger next to him. 382 00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:02.750 Is that really the best you can do? 383 00:36:03.500 --> 00:36:06.125 You remember when we beat you up? 384 00:36:09.625 --> 00:36:12.250 And when I bashed your face, Vova? 385 00:36:13.625 --> 00:36:17.000 You wanna spend your whole life being knocked around? 386 00:36:18.125 --> 00:36:21.375 Then hit him as hard as you can. 387 00:36:49.750 --> 00:36:51.000 Nice. 388 00:36:53.875 --> 00:36:56.000 What a cozy place you got. 389 00:36:56.750 --> 00:36:58.125 In breaking news, 390 00:36:58.250 --> 00:37:01.000 protests have erupted in the capital city of Moscow, 391 00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:04.000 in response to recent announcements 392 00:37:04.125 --> 00:37:07.040 made by Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia and Ukraine 393 00:37:07.041 --> 00:37:09.290 to declare their independence from the Soviet Union. 394 00:37:09.291 --> 00:37:12.000 What will you do in this brave new world, Volodya? 395 00:37:15.750 --> 00:37:18.250 I still have the company’s Volga. 396 00:37:19.250 --> 00:37:24.000 I can work as a cabbie for the rest of my life. 397 00:37:26.750 --> 00:37:27.750 Hurry up. 398 00:37:30.500 --> 00:37:31.750 Move, Vova! 399 00:37:55.375 --> 00:37:56.625 Take it up to fifty. 400 00:38:00.250 --> 00:38:02.500 Run that red light. 401 00:38:02.875 --> 00:38:04.250 I said run it! 402 00:38:12.500 --> 00:38:13.625 Great timing. 403 00:38:24.375 --> 00:38:27.000 What kind of driving is that you idiot? 404 00:38:32.000 --> 00:38:33.375 Volodya. 405 00:38:34.125 --> 00:38:36.000 What a coincidence, brother. 406 00:38:38.875 --> 00:38:40.875 We have to celebrate this. 407 00:38:46.375 --> 00:38:48.750 Do you know this game, Volodya? 408 00:38:53.125 --> 00:38:56.250 In rotten America, they call it paintball. 409 00:38:57.625 --> 00:39:01.375 You shoot pellets to bruise your opponents. 410 00:39:04.000 --> 00:39:05.625 Show your booties, babes. 411 00:39:09.625 --> 00:39:13.500 Oh, maybe I should be wearing this. 412 00:39:22.375 --> 00:39:24.625 The costumes are from America, too. 413 00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:27.125 From... what's its name? 414 00:39:29.250 --> 00:39:30.375 Playboy. 415 00:39:31.375 --> 00:39:34.750 Better to shoot them in the ass or you could shoot their eye out. 416 00:39:36.125 --> 00:39:38.375 Each of us has a different color paint. 417 00:39:39.375 --> 00:39:42.125 The bunny you hit will go to bed with you. 418 00:39:43.625 --> 00:39:46.750 Ready, set, go. 419 00:39:51.125 --> 00:39:52.250 Come on, old man. 420 00:39:52.625 --> 00:39:54.750 Aren't you a sportsman or something? 421 00:39:56.750 --> 00:39:58.250 Hadime! 422 00:40:07.750 --> 00:40:09.125 Like children. 423 00:40:36.000 --> 00:40:38.625 I can give them to you, forever. 424 00:40:40.625 --> 00:40:42.000 Don`t look. 425 00:40:43.625 --> 00:40:45.000 Don`t look! 426 00:40:51.500 --> 00:40:53.875 Only one thing interests me. 427 00:41:00.375 --> 00:41:02.791 Where did you get the Playboy costumes? 428 00:41:05.000 --> 00:41:06.750 And the rest of the gear? 429 00:41:07.250 --> 00:41:09.625 Ever since I made myself a Thief-in-Law, 430 00:41:10.375 --> 00:41:12.875 I can get you any contraband you want, Volodya. 431 00:41:15.625 --> 00:41:16.750 Anything? 432 00:41:21.666 --> 00:41:27.875 Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! 433 00:41:28.875 --> 00:41:35.875 Happy birthday dear mayor! Happy birthday to you! 434 00:41:36.375 --> 00:41:38.125 Sorry to bother you, Mr. Mayor, 435 00:41:38.375 --> 00:41:40.750 but Vladimir Putin is here to see you. 436 00:41:41.000 --> 00:41:42.500 He claims to know you, 437 00:41:42.750 --> 00:41:45.250 and he wants to give you his birthday wishes. 438 00:41:45.375 --> 00:41:46.375 Get rid of him. 439 00:41:47.375 --> 00:41:49.750 Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin. 440 00:41:49.875 --> 00:41:54.415 The Special Services officer you met in the Leningrad City Council 441 00:41:54.416 --> 00:41:56.000 before you became mayor. 442 00:41:56.375 --> 00:41:58.500 That KGB clown. 443 00:41:59.375 --> 00:42:02.000 Hey, get that Putin in here. 444 00:42:16.250 --> 00:42:21.000 My warmest wishes for your 54th birthday, Mr. Mayor. 445 00:42:21.500 --> 00:42:22.875 My present came late, 446 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:24.790 so please forgive me if it takes a moment. 447 00:42:24.791 --> 00:42:27.875 Whatever Putin, forget the present. 448 00:42:28.625 --> 00:42:31.875 Tell me, where did you get those shoes? 449 00:42:38.625 --> 00:42:41.250 A toast for our host's good health. 450 00:42:42.625 --> 00:42:45.125 To the Mayor of Petersburg! 451 00:42:45.250 --> 00:42:47.375 Cheers! To the Mayor! 452 00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:03.250 Dig in, Putin. 453 00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:06.000 Oh, that's right... 454 00:43:06.875 --> 00:43:10.000 You're not really familiar with our fancy food. 455 00:43:10.875 --> 00:43:15.000 This is the caviar, this is the blini, the champagne - 456 00:43:16.750 --> 00:43:18.500 you should know that one, right? 457 00:43:20.375 --> 00:43:22.125 We are living in strange times 458 00:43:22.375 --> 00:43:25.125 when we can stuff our faces with delicacies, 459 00:43:25.375 --> 00:43:28.125 but have nothing to wipe our asses with! 460 00:43:29.875 --> 00:43:31.875 Is that so, Mr. Mayor? 461 00:43:32.625 --> 00:43:33.625 I had no idea. 462 00:43:33.875 --> 00:43:34.916 Of course you hadn't. 463 00:43:35.500 --> 00:43:38.500 The KGB didn't educate you on the consequences 464 00:43:38.625 --> 00:43:41.250 of privatization, the economic reforms, 465 00:43:42.125 --> 00:43:44.250 and the freeing up of the market. 466 00:43:44.875 --> 00:43:46.125 Please explain. 467 00:43:47.625 --> 00:43:50.750 On the fact that there is no toilet paper in Russia? 468 00:43:53.750 --> 00:43:57.000 Excuse me, Mr. Mayor, my gift has arrived. 469 00:44:01.500 --> 00:44:03.125 What a moron. 470 00:44:13.250 --> 00:44:15.750 Where did he get that? 471 00:44:16.875 --> 00:44:19.625 And it's white, not gray. 472 00:44:20.500 --> 00:44:22.000 Don't touch it. 473 00:44:23.250 --> 00:44:26.250 Forgive me, Anatoly Aleksandrovich. 474 00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:30.375 Especially for you, Mr. Mayor. 475 00:44:58.000 --> 00:45:01.500 How did you manage to pull off the impossible? 476 00:45:03.750 --> 00:45:05.000 Hey! 477 00:45:06.750 --> 00:45:08.250 Get it cleaned! 478 00:45:11.375 --> 00:45:15.250 I can do impossible things on the spot. 479 00:45:15.625 --> 00:45:19.750 Impossible things were enough in Leningrad. 480 00:45:20.250 --> 00:45:23.875 Saint Petersburg needs miracles, Volodya. 481 00:45:26.125 --> 00:45:27.875 Can you do miracles? 482 00:45:31.750 --> 00:45:37.500 Well, miracles might take me an extra five minutes. 483 00:45:38.125 --> 00:45:43.500 That's fortunate, because I am looking for a miracle worker 484 00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:47.875 to be the chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee 485 00:45:49.000 --> 00:45:50.375 for my office. 486 00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:53.750 Make your first wish. 487 00:45:54.500 --> 00:45:58.250 I want a permit from the Ministry of Economy 488 00:45:59.625 --> 00:46:01.750 to export 489 00:46:03.875 --> 00:46:08.750 Russian raw materials out of Saint Petersburg. 490 00:46:09.625 --> 00:46:11.000 Who can issue that? 491 00:46:13.125 --> 00:46:14.375 Avidayev. 492 00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:18.250 A fat pig from the ministry. 493 00:46:19.750 --> 00:46:22.375 He's turned me down three times now. 494 00:46:22.750 --> 00:46:26.625 And he's the reason I started drinking before noon. 495 00:46:28.375 --> 00:46:30.000 Hey, girl! 496 00:46:52.750 --> 00:46:54.750 Have you got the wrong table? 497 00:46:54.875 --> 00:46:57.375 Or is this a deliberate attempt to disrupt my meal? 498 00:46:57.625 --> 00:47:00.625 My friend had a dream that you issued him a permit 499 00:47:00.750 --> 00:47:02.875 to exchange Russian raw materials 500 00:47:03.500 --> 00:47:06.875 for food from the West through the port in this beautiful city. 501 00:47:21.250 --> 00:47:22.750 Unfortunately, 502 00:47:24.750 --> 00:47:27.625 dreams don't always come true in reality. 503 00:47:30.250 --> 00:47:32.250 Now get the hell out of here, 504 00:47:32.875 --> 00:47:35.375 and let me finish my dinner in peace. 505 00:47:37.125 --> 00:47:41.000 Well, I just came here for dessert. 506 00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:54.375 Is this really necessary? 507 00:47:55.666 --> 00:48:01.000 Look, I'm sure we can work something out. 508 00:48:02.125 --> 00:48:06.000 You want me to issue the permit to Sobchak? 509 00:48:08.375 --> 00:48:09.750 It's done. 510 00:48:15.125 --> 00:48:17.125 I want nothing anymore. 511 00:48:23.500 --> 00:48:26.875 Tatiana, baby, it's all good. 512 00:48:27.500 --> 00:48:28.875 You were doing fine. 513 00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:39.125 He twitched, then shattered the plate with his head. 514 00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:41.625 Cause of death... 515 00:48:43.625 --> 00:48:44.625 Pneumonia. 516 00:48:58.125 --> 00:48:59.250 To my first deputy! 517 00:49:00.875 --> 00:49:02.625 - Cheers! - Cheers! 518 00:49:12.875 --> 00:49:15.625 As part of the Raw Materials for Food program, 519 00:49:17.875 --> 00:49:20.250 the Ministry of Russian Economy 520 00:49:21.375 --> 00:49:23.915 has granted me a license 521 00:49:23.916 --> 00:49:26.875 to export primary commodities through 522 00:49:27.500 --> 00:49:29.625 the port in Petersburg. 523 00:49:29.750 --> 00:49:32.500 What does this mean for you, thieves? 524 00:49:36.250 --> 00:49:38.500 It means from now on, 525 00:49:39.500 --> 00:49:41.000 you can sell our 526 00:49:41.750 --> 00:49:44.000 timber, cotton, 527 00:49:44.500 --> 00:49:47.040 tobacco, metals, 528 00:49:47.041 --> 00:49:48.875 oil, 529 00:49:50.250 --> 00:49:52.875 and even the Soviet Army’s munitions. 530 00:49:55.250 --> 00:49:56.375 But from now on, 531 00:49:58.250 --> 00:50:00.125 every thief 532 00:50:01.500 --> 00:50:03.750 who wants to get an export permit 533 00:50:05.875 --> 00:50:12.500 will come to me and pay $250,000 534 00:50:13.625 --> 00:50:14.750 for the meeting. 535 00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:18.500 Anatoly Alexandrovich! 536 00:50:19.125 --> 00:50:21.500 I have to go to the bathroom. 537 00:50:31.250 --> 00:50:34.625 It's less than what you had to spend on bribes. 538 00:50:36.500 --> 00:50:40.750 Anyone who does not accept the deal 539 00:50:42.375 --> 00:50:47.250 must leave immediately. 540 00:51:45.666 --> 00:51:46.666 Ciao, ciao. 541 00:52:24.666 --> 00:52:25.666 I... 542 00:52:27.750 --> 00:52:30.625 I don't think she can make it without her husband. 543 00:52:42.250 --> 00:52:43.250 They had issues. 544 00:52:43.625 --> 00:52:44.875 No, please! 545 00:53:01.375 --> 00:53:02.500 Point blank. 546 00:53:18.625 --> 00:53:23.250 Don't procrastinate. To rebuild the Soviet Union 547 00:53:23.750 --> 00:53:26.125 offer your people a common enemy, 548 00:53:27.125 --> 00:53:29.125 they can unite against. 549 00:53:30.250 --> 00:53:35.250 Invade Chechnya again. Start a war using the Wahhabis 550 00:53:35.625 --> 00:53:38.750 you sold cesium to. 551 00:53:53.875 --> 00:53:55.500 Salam Alaikum. 552 00:53:55.750 --> 00:53:57.791 Wa`alaikum salam. Shamil is expecting you. 553 00:53:59.375 --> 00:54:02.250 What future do you see for the caliphate, brother? 554 00:54:02.750 --> 00:54:03.750 Future? 555 00:54:05.250 --> 00:54:08.625 I don't mean the caliphate in terms of Chechnya. 556 00:54:09.375 --> 00:54:10.375 Then what? 557 00:54:10.500 --> 00:54:14.915 I mean the future in which Shamil 558 00:54:14.916 --> 00:54:16.625 Salmanovich 559 00:54:17.875 --> 00:54:20.666 establishes an Islamic caliphate 560 00:54:21.750 --> 00:54:24.750 all over the Northern Caucasus, 561 00:54:25.125 --> 00:54:26.125 together. 562 00:54:26.375 --> 00:54:29.040 And you're mine, little brother. 563 00:54:29.041 --> 00:54:32.375 First, take over Dagestan. 564 00:54:32.500 --> 00:54:34.125 What about Russia? 565 00:54:36.500 --> 00:54:39.000 Russia has given us the go-ahead. 566 00:55:03.125 --> 00:55:06.750 A group of Chechen units, under the leadership of Shamil Basayev, 567 00:55:07.375 --> 00:55:09.790 have launched a surprise attack on Dagestan, 568 00:55:09.791 --> 00:55:12.875 an autonomous republic within the Russian Federation. 569 00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:16.375 The attack is believed to mark the start of the Second Chechen War. 570 00:55:16.500 --> 00:55:19.000 The Russian military has been deployed to the area 571 00:55:19.125 --> 00:55:21.250 to confront the invading forces. 572 00:55:21.750 --> 00:55:23.000 Have it turned off. 573 00:55:23.250 --> 00:55:27.625 The situation is currently developing and we will continue to provide updates 574 00:55:27.750 --> 00:55:30.000 as more information becomes available. 575 00:55:30.375 --> 00:55:32.250 Turn it off. 576 00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:41.000 And you, get your ass to the nearest window. 577 00:55:55.875 --> 00:55:58.500 Look at those Muscovites. 578 00:56:01.375 --> 00:56:04.875 Do you really think they care about some Dagestani? 579 00:56:05.250 --> 00:56:08.500 They don't give a damn, because 70% of them 580 00:56:08.625 --> 00:56:10.500 don't even know where it is. 581 00:56:12.250 --> 00:56:15.250 For now, I don't need you. 582 00:56:27.125 --> 00:56:30.250 Only the FSS director. 583 00:57:12.750 --> 00:57:15.125 Today in the town of Buynaksk in Dagestan, 584 00:57:15.250 --> 00:57:17.540 a truck filled with explosives has blown up outside 585 00:57:17.541 --> 00:57:20.625 a residential building where Russian soldiers were stationed. 586 00:57:21.375 --> 00:57:24.875 64 people have been killed, and several dozen others injured. 587 00:57:25.875 --> 00:57:28.290 The Russian authorities blame the terrorist attack 588 00:57:28.291 --> 00:57:30.250 on Chechen separatists. 589 00:57:42.375 --> 00:57:43.375 Come on! 590 00:57:44.625 --> 00:57:46.000 Let's go! 591 00:57:55.291 --> 00:57:56.500 Okay, come on, let’s go. 592 00:57:57.250 --> 00:57:58.250 Hey! 593 00:57:59.375 --> 00:57:59.957 There you go. 594 00:57:59.958 --> 00:58:01.041 Thank you. 595 00:58:12.125 --> 00:58:16.625 Today, a tragic incident occurred in the southeast district of Moscow. 596 00:58:16.875 --> 00:58:20.125 An explosion of several hundred kilograms of explosives 597 00:58:20.250 --> 00:58:23.040 on the first floor of a nine story apartment building 598 00:58:23.041 --> 00:58:25.582 caused a loss of 106 lives 599 00:58:25.583 --> 00:58:28.916 while 690 individuals were injured 600 00:58:29.125 --> 00:58:31.875 and 108 apartments were destroyed. 601 00:58:32.375 --> 00:58:34.040 According to an anonymous source, 602 00:58:34.041 --> 00:58:36.915 the incident was a retaliation act by Chechens 603 00:58:36.916 --> 00:58:40.500 in response to the Russian bombardment of Chechen villages. 604 00:58:41.125 --> 00:58:44.415 The authorities have yet to confirm the cause of the explosion 605 00:58:44.416 --> 00:58:46.916 and an investigation is ongoing. 606 00:58:54.875 --> 00:58:56.250 Atta-boy. 607 00:58:57.125 --> 00:58:59.125 Now, let's double it. 608 00:59:17.000 --> 00:59:20.375 September 13th, 1999 was supposed to be 609 00:59:20.500 --> 00:59:23.000 a national mourning day to commemorate the victims 610 00:59:23.125 --> 00:59:25.125 of the previous bomb attack. 611 00:59:25.375 --> 00:59:28.750 However, at 5 a.m. in southern Moscow, 612 00:59:29.000 --> 00:59:32.625 a powerful explosion destroyed an eight story apartment 613 00:59:33.000 --> 00:59:35.250 apartment building at Kashyrskoye Shosse, 614 00:59:36.125 --> 00:59:40.125 Killing, excuse me, are you aware that we are live right now? 615 00:59:43.500 --> 00:59:46.750 Killing 124 people and injuring 7. 616 00:59:48.875 --> 00:59:51.000 My hands feel like clapping. 617 00:59:51.500 --> 00:59:53.750 Two more cities and we're done. 618 00:59:58.875 --> 01:00:02.125 Another explosion outside a nine story apartment building 619 01:00:02.375 --> 01:00:05.750 in Volgodonsk in southern Russia has killed 17 people. 620 01:00:34.125 --> 01:00:35.500 Don't do that. 621 01:00:37.250 --> 01:00:38.165 Stop. 622 01:00:38.166 --> 01:00:39.290 - Ryazan militia station. - How can I help you? 623 01:00:39.291 --> 01:00:39.750 Han g up. 624 01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:44.750 On the evening of September 22nd, a watchful resident in Ryazan 625 01:00:44.875 --> 01:00:47.250 spotted two men carrying bags of sugar 626 01:00:47.500 --> 01:00:50.125 into the basement of his apartment building. 627 01:00:50.250 --> 01:00:54.125 The militia evacuated the tenants and the substance in the bags 628 01:00:54.500 --> 01:00:57.250 tested positive for explosive materials. 629 01:00:57.875 --> 01:01:02.375 The militia has also informed us that a telecommunication company employee 630 01:01:02.625 --> 01:01:06.750 overhead a call in which someone was warned to be alert 631 01:01:07.125 --> 01:01:08.750 for militia patrols. 632 01:01:09.000 --> 01:01:11.125 The number from which the call was made 633 01:01:11.375 --> 01:01:15.875 has been traced back to the FSS office in Moscow. 634 01:01:16.375 --> 01:01:19.875 FSS director, General Nikolai Patrushev, 635 01:01:20.375 --> 01:01:21.875 is our guest today. 636 01:01:23.375 --> 01:01:27.625 It was an exercise carried out by the Moscow FSS office 637 01:01:28.000 --> 01:01:30.000 to establish the level of readiness 638 01:01:30.250 --> 01:01:33.125 of the Ryazan branch of the FSS. 639 01:01:34.375 --> 01:01:36.790 The test of the explosive substance 640 01:01:36.791 --> 01:01:38.875 yielded a false positive result 641 01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:43.750 due to contamination caused by previous testing. 642 01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:46.625 Can you explain to our viewers 643 01:01:46.750 --> 01:01:50.750 why the primers found next to the bags were real? 644 01:01:58.125 --> 01:02:02.000 I can't disclose all the details of our operations. 645 01:02:02.625 --> 01:02:05.500 Thank you for your extensive explanation, general. 646 01:02:06.875 --> 01:02:09.750 We are happy to hear that it was just an exercise 647 01:02:09.875 --> 01:02:13.000 that gave a couple of the residents a heart attack. 648 01:02:13.625 --> 01:02:17.375 The alert resident has been rewarded by the governor 649 01:02:17.875 --> 01:02:20.540 with a coupon for two liters of vodka 650 01:02:20.541 --> 01:02:23.500 and two kilograms of semi-dry kielbasa. 651 01:02:23.625 --> 01:02:26.375 Where do you get those people? 652 01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:35.000 Hit him. 653 01:02:35.750 --> 01:02:37.000 Hit him again. 654 01:02:52.750 --> 01:02:56.125 He's an Arab. We see worse things every day. 655 01:03:52.875 --> 01:03:55.250 Is there anything I can do for you, son? 656 01:03:58.000 --> 01:04:00.375 Can you, father... 657 01:04:01.625 --> 01:04:03.875 baptize me here? 658 01:04:05.125 --> 01:04:09.125 I'll ask when the ceremony of uniting your soul 659 01:04:09.250 --> 01:04:12.250 with that of Jesus can be arranged, Vladimir. 660 01:04:14.625 --> 01:04:16.625 I can't wait for that. 661 01:04:17.375 --> 01:04:20.625 I want you to baptize me now. 662 01:04:36.125 --> 01:04:39.000 The servant of God, Vladimir, 663 01:04:40.375 --> 01:04:43.625 is baptized in the name of the Father. 664 01:04:45.250 --> 01:04:47.250 Amen. And of the Son. 665 01:04:48.375 --> 01:04:51.625 Amen. And of the Holy Spirit, 666 01:04:52.500 --> 01:04:53.625 Amen. 667 01:05:03.625 --> 01:05:06.625 As Prosecutor General of the Russian Federation, 668 01:05:06.791 --> 01:05:09.125 I have initiated a formal inquiry 669 01:05:09.250 --> 01:05:12.250 into certain companies associated with the Kremlin. 670 01:05:12.875 --> 01:05:16.375 It is my duty to ensure justice and transparency 671 01:05:16.500 --> 01:05:18.290 in our nation's dealings, 672 01:05:18.291 --> 01:05:23.750 and I will stop at nothing to get to the bottom of this matter. 673 01:05:27.500 --> 01:05:29.415 You must silence him. 674 01:05:29.416 --> 01:05:30.750 Volodya? 675 01:05:36.000 --> 01:05:38.250 I can't silence everyone, Boris. 676 01:05:40.375 --> 01:05:43.125 The attorney general is after you. 677 01:05:44.250 --> 01:05:46.875 They are too many of them. 678 01:05:47.250 --> 01:05:50.375 What am I supposed to do, then? 679 01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:57.000 It's dangerous to try to keep a secret. Better to forget about it. 680 01:06:06.250 --> 01:06:09.500 It's dangerous to try to keep a secret. 681 01:06:10.500 --> 01:06:13.040 Better to forget about it. 682 01:06:13.041 --> 01:06:15.707 And waiting for death 683 01:06:15.708 --> 01:06:19.250 is much worse than death itself. 684 01:06:20.416 --> 01:06:24.125 Can you be more... specific? 685 01:06:24.750 --> 01:06:27.000 Hand your power over to me. 686 01:06:28.250 --> 01:06:30.000 Only I can save you 687 01:06:31.000 --> 01:06:33.125 and your family from prison. 688 01:06:33.625 --> 01:06:36.625 In order to guarantee immunity, 689 01:06:40.125 --> 01:06:43.000 I must be president. 690 01:06:52.375 --> 01:06:56.000 I deeply apologize 691 01:06:57.250 --> 01:07:01.625 for not meeting your expectations 692 01:07:03.375 --> 01:07:05.250 for a better future. 693 01:07:07.125 --> 01:07:08.500 I could have done more 694 01:07:10.125 --> 01:07:13.500 and could have done it better. 695 01:07:16.125 --> 01:07:19.875 Right now we are setting a precedent. 696 01:07:21.250 --> 01:07:25.875 The transfer of presidential power. 697 01:07:26.916 --> 01:07:30.250 I tried to call, but your secretary 698 01:07:31.125 --> 01:07:33.125 wouldn't give me your number. 699 01:07:33.625 --> 01:07:36.375 Congratulations on your success. 700 01:07:36.750 --> 01:07:38.416 ...always offers our people home. 701 01:07:38.750 --> 01:07:41.750 Unfortunately, I failed to be elected 702 01:07:42.000 --> 01:07:44.791 a deputy of the State Duma. 703 01:07:45.500 --> 01:07:50.625 I hope that, considering our old friendship 704 01:07:51.750 --> 01:07:55.625 that you might lend a hand. 705 01:07:57.375 --> 01:08:00.500 Of course you can ignore me, 706 01:08:00.625 --> 01:08:03.625 but if you do decide to help 707 01:08:04.791 --> 01:08:06.166 an old comrade, 708 01:08:07.000 --> 01:08:10.750 I'll be forever grateful. 709 01:08:12.875 --> 01:08:14.250 No need, Anatoly. 710 01:08:14.875 --> 01:08:16.375 There's no need. 711 01:08:17.125 --> 01:08:19.750 Mr. Vladimir Putin. 712 01:08:23.875 --> 01:08:26.625 Did you see my new shoes? 713 01:08:40.250 --> 01:08:44.125 How does it feel to be so close to something 714 01:08:44.625 --> 01:08:46.750 you've been working toward for years? 715 01:08:53.708 --> 01:08:55.332 But imagine: 716 01:08:55.333 --> 01:08:57.874 You won’t become president... 717 01:08:57.875 --> 01:09:02.040 because that scumbag will inform law enforcement 718 01:09:02.041 --> 01:09:04.415 of your past in Petersburg 719 01:09:04.416 --> 01:09:06.791 and you’ll end up in prison. 720 01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:15.415 You think he wouldn't do that? 721 01:09:15.416 --> 01:09:19.500 Then what did he mean by "considering our old friendship"? 722 01:09:19.625 --> 01:09:21.250 Or “an old comrade”? 723 01:09:21.500 --> 01:09:24.749 Do you think he used the word “ignore” by accident? 724 01:09:24.750 --> 01:09:28.707 What about patting you on the arm in a patronizing manner? 725 01:09:28.708 --> 01:09:32.665 He’ll sell you out, even if you offer him a position of a minister. 726 01:09:32.666 --> 01:09:34.165 You’re a tasty morsel 727 01:09:34.166 --> 01:09:36.540 swimming in a pool of piranhas. 728 01:09:36.541 --> 01:09:38.958 Would you rather eat or be eaten? 729 01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:37.790 The elections take place in three months. 730 01:10:37.791 --> 01:10:41.000 I assure you, our country 731 01:10:41.625 --> 01:10:44.000 will not be ungoverned even for a moment. 732 01:10:45.250 --> 01:10:49.250 I am warning that any attempt to abuse the law, 733 01:10:49.875 --> 01:10:52.875 including the Constitution, shall be curbed. 734 01:10:54.250 --> 01:10:57.250 The freedom of speech, thought, 735 01:10:58.000 --> 01:11:00.290 mass communication 736 01:11:00.291 --> 01:11:02.250 and the right to private ownership 737 01:11:03.125 --> 01:11:06.000 are the basic element of a civilized state 738 01:11:06.875 --> 01:11:08.875 and they shall be protected. 739 01:11:13.750 --> 01:11:16.625 And the results are in for the 2000 presidential election 740 01:11:16.750 --> 01:11:17.915 in Russia. 741 01:11:17.916 --> 01:11:22.250 Vladimir Putin has won with 53.44% of the votes. 742 01:11:22.625 --> 01:11:25.500 This marks his victory in the race for the presidency. 743 01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:28.750 We will bring you more details as they become available. 744 01:11:33.750 --> 01:11:35.125 Molodiec! 745 01:11:54.250 --> 01:11:59.000 Can't you see your president wants to kick this crew out, you fool? 746 01:11:59.500 --> 01:12:00.875 Now. 747 01:12:03.500 --> 01:12:04.540 Stop recording. 748 01:12:04.541 --> 01:12:07.125 Wait for Mr. President in the conference room. 749 01:12:18.000 --> 01:12:19.625 What are you so happy about? 750 01:12:20.250 --> 01:12:23.125 About the 53.44%. 751 01:12:26.500 --> 01:12:28.625 It's an embarrassing result. 752 01:12:38.750 --> 01:12:42.875 What would have been the satisfactory result for you, Mr. President? 753 01:12:47.875 --> 01:12:49.125 100. 754 01:12:58.125 --> 01:13:00.375 Let's start this party! 755 01:13:21.875 --> 01:13:23.375 Faster. 756 01:13:33.250 --> 01:13:36.375 Would you rather be a cause or an effect? 757 01:13:37.250 --> 01:13:40.125 A leaf blowing in the wind, or the wind 758 01:13:40.250 --> 01:13:41.750 that blows it? 759 01:13:42.500 --> 01:13:44.125 If you want to be the latter, 760 01:13:45.125 --> 01:13:49.125 it's time you stopped living in the existing reality, 761 01:13:49.500 --> 01:13:52.750 and started creating it instead. 762 01:14:01.625 --> 01:14:02.625 Enter. 763 01:14:04.500 --> 01:14:05.750 Enter! 764 01:14:08.375 --> 01:14:12.125 Mr. President, General Nikolai Platonovich Pyetrushev..., 765 01:14:13.000 --> 01:14:14.625 Patrushev - has arrived. 766 01:14:15.125 --> 01:14:16.875 Bring him in. 767 01:14:22.625 --> 01:14:24.125 Konni. 768 01:14:27.500 --> 01:14:28.875 Mr. President. 769 01:14:29.750 --> 01:14:31.000 Take a seat, Patrushev. 770 01:14:45.875 --> 01:14:47.665 I'm not going to deceive myself 771 01:14:47.666 --> 01:14:50.540 that the explosions sufficiently affected the soul of Russia. 772 01:14:50.541 --> 01:14:52.666 If we want to inspire the modern Russian, 773 01:14:53.000 --> 01:14:56.000 we must offer them something beyond a media circus. 774 01:14:56.625 --> 01:14:58.375 We need a media theater. 775 01:14:59.250 --> 01:15:00.625 This is my opinion. 776 01:15:01.375 --> 01:15:02.750 Now, you say it. 777 01:15:07.750 --> 01:15:09.625 Mr. President, you are... 778 01:15:12.500 --> 01:15:14.625 I'm not going to deceive myself... 779 01:15:21.125 --> 01:15:23.500 I'm not going to deceive myself 780 01:15:23.750 --> 01:15:28.875 that the exploding buildings affected the soul of Russia. 781 01:15:29.625 --> 01:15:31.000 Sufficiently. 782 01:15:34.750 --> 01:15:38.375 I'm not going to deceive myself that the exploding buildings 783 01:15:38.625 --> 01:15:42.625 sufficiently affected the soul of Russia. 784 01:15:44.750 --> 01:15:45.750 Really? 785 01:15:48.125 --> 01:15:51.375 If we want to inspire the modern Russian, 786 01:15:52.875 --> 01:15:54.125 we must offer them 787 01:15:55.625 --> 01:15:57.750 something beyond 788 01:15:58.875 --> 01:16:01.375 a media circus. 789 01:16:02.875 --> 01:16:04.750 We need media theater. 790 01:16:09.500 --> 01:16:11.375 This is my opinion. 791 01:16:15.875 --> 01:16:17.500 A most interesting one. 792 01:16:21.875 --> 01:16:25.125 How are we going to put this theater 793 01:16:26.000 --> 01:16:29.000 into effect then, Patrushev? 794 01:16:35.500 --> 01:16:37.500 Salam Alaikum, brother. 795 01:16:40.375 --> 01:16:42.500 Wa 'alaikum Salaam. 796 01:17:11.625 --> 01:17:15.000 We demand the termination of the war in Chechnya 797 01:17:15.125 --> 01:17:18.165 and an immediate withdrawal of all Russian troops! 798 01:17:18.166 --> 01:17:21.375 Get the mic, fool, they can't hear you in the back. 799 01:17:21.875 --> 01:17:25.125 There are Russian special services guys in the audience. 800 01:17:26.375 --> 01:17:27.750 Follow me. 801 01:17:28.250 --> 01:17:29.500 He's an agent. 802 01:17:29.625 --> 01:17:30.875 Shoot first, then ask. 803 01:17:33.125 --> 01:17:34.250 That one. 804 01:17:35.375 --> 01:17:36.750 And that one. 805 01:17:46.875 --> 01:17:48.000 One more. 806 01:17:54.875 --> 01:17:57.125 Back off! On the stage, now! 807 01:17:59.875 --> 01:18:01.625 He wasn't an agent. 808 01:18:03.375 --> 01:18:06.250 But I just wanted to sit next to you. 809 01:18:08.375 --> 01:18:10.750 And actually I'm torn. 810 01:18:11.500 --> 01:18:13.375 I want to kill you. 811 01:18:16.250 --> 01:18:18.625 But I want to save your child. 812 01:18:26.875 --> 01:18:31.000 How long have you planned this situation to last, Patrushev? 813 01:18:32.250 --> 01:18:34.750 57 hours, Mr. President. 814 01:18:36.125 --> 01:18:37.166 After that time 815 01:18:37.625 --> 01:18:40.333 Russian special units Alpha and Vympel 816 01:18:41.375 --> 01:18:42.875 will storm the theater 817 01:18:44.041 --> 01:18:46.625 killing all 40 terrorists on the spot 818 01:18:48.625 --> 01:18:50.750 by putting bullets in their heads. 819 01:18:52.500 --> 01:18:56.500 That includes the females in suicide vests. 820 01:19:00.500 --> 01:19:02.375 Stop, show us your hands! 821 01:19:05.041 --> 01:19:06.915 Don't shoot, they're releasing a hostage. 822 01:19:06.916 --> 01:19:08.875 57 hours, Mr. President. 823 01:19:10.625 --> 01:19:14.125 After that time, the Russian special units, 824 01:19:14.250 --> 01:19:18.416 Alpha and Vympel, will storm the theater 825 01:19:19.000 --> 01:19:21.916 killing all the 40 terrorists on the spot. 826 01:19:23.375 --> 01:19:26.000 By putting bullets in their heads. 827 01:19:29.666 --> 01:19:31.582 And that includes the females... 828 01:19:31.583 --> 01:19:34.165 And that includes the females 829 01:19:34.166 --> 01:19:36.250 in suicide vests. 830 01:19:36.875 --> 01:19:38.625 Black widow number one. 831 01:19:40.875 --> 01:19:43.625 What amazing strategy, Patrushev. 832 01:19:44.750 --> 01:19:45.750 Get to work. 833 01:19:49.625 --> 01:19:53.540 You also happen to have killed 129 hostages. 834 01:19:53.541 --> 01:19:56.583 It doesn't really matter if you eliminate terrorists, right? 835 01:20:06.875 --> 01:20:10.125 Do we really have to manipulate the election results? 836 01:20:11.125 --> 01:20:14.625 I mean, the president has strong support in opinion polls, 837 01:20:15.125 --> 01:20:18.750 weak opposition, full control over the administration, 838 01:20:19.000 --> 01:20:21.875 the militia, the army, and the special services. 839 01:20:34.250 --> 01:20:35.625 Ignore me. 840 01:20:42.750 --> 01:20:45.125 Do you want to keep working here? 841 01:20:48.500 --> 01:20:53.000 We were just saying, Mr. President. 842 01:20:57.875 --> 01:21:00.625 Tell them to pretend you're not here. 843 01:21:02.500 --> 01:21:06.000 Speak up, as if I wasn't here. 844 01:21:13.041 --> 01:21:18.915 We can't let Mr. President know 845 01:21:18.916 --> 01:21:22.875 we were falsifying the election results. 846 01:21:23.250 --> 01:21:29.875 He wouldn't approve, but the system needs to make it look 847 01:21:30.000 --> 01:21:34.000 like the results are spectacular for the good of our leader 848 01:21:34.125 --> 01:21:35.375 and the country. 849 01:21:37.625 --> 01:21:41.000 Can we assume that the more we manipulate the results 850 01:21:41.250 --> 01:21:45.750 in the electoral committee, the brighter the future 851 01:21:45.875 --> 01:21:48.750 for the local politicians and their regions? 852 01:21:53.125 --> 01:21:56.750 This kind of falsification, 853 01:21:57.250 --> 01:22:02.000 could even be a tribute, with which the Governor 854 01:22:02.250 --> 01:22:05.250 could get away with their future crimes 855 01:22:07.000 --> 01:22:09.875 in his jurisdiction. 856 01:22:11.500 --> 01:22:16.250 Or it could be an illegal subsidy 857 01:22:18.000 --> 01:22:19.000 or... 858 01:22:23.875 --> 01:22:25.875 from the central government 859 01:22:26.375 --> 01:22:29.250 to help reduce debt in the region. 860 01:22:30.250 --> 01:22:33.125 Or to secure a spot on the list of host cities 861 01:22:33.250 --> 01:22:34.625 for the World Cup. 862 01:22:35.125 --> 01:22:38.250 It is crucial though, that the Kremlin never learns 863 01:22:38.500 --> 01:22:41.750 of actual extent of electoral fraud. 864 01:22:43.375 --> 01:22:45.875 Russian politicians and officials wouldn't dare 865 01:22:47.000 --> 01:22:49.875 to report their manipulations to their superiors. 866 01:22:50.625 --> 01:22:51.625 Why not? 867 01:22:52.125 --> 01:22:56.250 Because falsifying the election results means failure 868 01:22:56.625 --> 01:22:58.165 to perform their assigned task. 869 01:22:58.166 --> 01:23:00.665 The presidential elections in Russia have reached 870 01:23:00.666 --> 01:23:03.125 a decisive outcome with President Wladimir Putin 871 01:23:03.250 --> 01:23:07.625 coming out on top in the first round with a commanding 71.2% of the vote. 872 01:23:08.125 --> 01:23:10.500 This is a clear mandate from the Russian people 873 01:23:10.625 --> 01:23:13.916 solidifying President Putin's position as the leader of the nation. 874 01:23:21.875 --> 01:23:23.540 I think he's having a stroke! 875 01:23:23.541 --> 01:23:25.625 Call an ambulance! Quick! 876 01:23:27.500 --> 01:23:30.125 Have you ever considered what will happen 877 01:23:30.250 --> 01:23:32.750 when your successor discovers this mess? 878 01:24:12.500 --> 01:24:16.125 I have a simple puzzle for you, Wladimir. 879 01:24:17.500 --> 01:24:21.625 What must you do to score 100% in every election? 880 01:24:26.250 --> 01:24:27.540 Save the youngest! 881 01:24:27.541 --> 01:24:30.750 If you have to - only shoot the teenagers, yeah? 882 01:24:45.875 --> 01:24:48.625 Stop! Stop, stop, stop! 883 01:25:00.625 --> 01:25:02.416 Wrong again. 884 01:25:09.500 --> 01:25:11.875 We are not Russian soldiers! 885 01:25:12.125 --> 01:25:13.125 Insignia! 886 01:25:13.375 --> 01:25:14.750 Your insignia, dumbass! 887 01:25:27.000 --> 01:25:28.750 We’re not Russian soldiers! 888 01:25:29.000 --> 01:25:31.500 Of course you’re not. Who’d even think that? 889 01:25:31.625 --> 01:25:33.875 We are members of the self-defense movement 890 01:25:34.000 --> 01:25:36.083 of the Russian-speaking citizens of Crimea. 891 01:25:45.875 --> 01:25:47.125 You can't go in there. 892 01:25:47.375 --> 01:25:50.083 The president has a meeting with the Olympic Committee. 893 01:25:54.000 --> 01:25:55.500 What is this? 894 01:25:57.375 --> 01:25:58.875 Olympic medalist 895 01:25:59.750 --> 01:26:00.875 Alina Kabaeva. 896 01:26:01.875 --> 01:26:06.250 I'm asking, what is your hand doing on her butt? 897 01:26:11.000 --> 01:26:13.375 She is my new wife. 898 01:26:23.625 --> 01:26:26.375 I'm erasing you from the history books 899 01:26:26.750 --> 01:26:27.750 Lyudmila. 900 01:26:30.375 --> 01:26:34.290 We’ve seen the President picking mushrooms, fishing, piloting military aircraft, 901 01:26:34.291 --> 01:26:36.540 practicing judo, and talking fondly to a dog. 902 01:26:36.541 --> 01:26:41.250 But now, the President and Prime Minister of the Russian Federation, Vladimir Putin, 903 01:26:41.375 --> 01:26:44.250 has made himself known as a fearless tiger tamer. 904 01:26:44.375 --> 01:26:46.290 The accident happened last Sunday, 905 01:26:46.291 --> 01:26:49.375 in the Ussurisky Nature Reserve, which Vladimir Putin 906 01:26:49.500 --> 01:26:52.250 was visiting to watch scientists research tigers. 907 01:26:52.375 --> 01:26:55.625 During a photoshoot, one of the tigers unexpectedly broke free 908 01:26:55.750 --> 01:26:59.290 - ...and endangered the Viesti TV crew. - Are you totally out of your bloody mind? 909 01:26:59.291 --> 01:27:02.165 Fortunately, the President and Prime Minister, Mr. Vladimir Putin, 910 01:27:02.166 --> 01:27:04.540 took matters into his own hands and, without hesitation... 911 01:27:04.541 --> 01:27:08.083 From now on, you are not allowed to watch television. 912 01:27:11.125 --> 01:27:12.500 Forever. 913 01:27:15.875 --> 01:27:16.875 Tamara. 914 01:27:18.750 --> 01:27:20.500 Yes Vladimir? 915 01:27:20.875 --> 01:27:22.125 Turn off the TV. 916 01:27:37.250 --> 01:27:38.625 Of course. 917 01:27:47.000 --> 01:27:48.750 Cut the Internet, too. 918 01:27:49.875 --> 01:27:51.250 Cut the Internet, too. 919 01:27:51.625 --> 01:27:53.375 Do you want to keep the computer? 920 01:27:54.375 --> 01:27:56.875 As a non-functional mock-up. 921 01:27:58.125 --> 01:28:00.375 As a non-functional mock-up. 922 01:28:13.500 --> 01:28:18.875 I think it'd be good to keep up appearances, Mr. President. 923 01:28:20.000 --> 01:28:22.125 Some simple screensaver, perhaps? 924 01:28:25.625 --> 01:28:26.625 Fine. 925 01:28:37.000 --> 01:28:39.375 The Constitution of the Russian Federation 926 01:28:39.500 --> 01:28:43.000 must be changed to ensure your lifelong rule. 927 01:28:48.625 --> 01:28:50.500 Doesn't he want to know the results? 928 01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:56.000 What's the point in finding out something that's already been predetermined? 929 01:28:57.875 --> 01:29:02.250 Countrymen, here are the nationwide results of the polls on the 930 01:29:02.375 --> 01:29:05.250 amendments to the Constitution of the Russian Federation. 931 01:29:05.625 --> 01:29:11.500 An overwhelming 77.9% of votes have been cast in favor. 932 01:29:12.500 --> 01:29:17.832 This means that President Vladimir Putin will have the opportunity to remain in 933 01:29:17.833 --> 01:29:22.916 office until 2036, thanks to these historic amendments. 934 01:29:35.750 --> 01:29:37.500 The chamber hasn't helped. 935 01:29:39.500 --> 01:29:46.250 You are falling apart, Vova. It's time to rest. At last, I can take over. 936 01:29:54.250 --> 01:29:56.000 Children, 937 01:29:58.375 --> 01:30:00.125 it is the last hour. 938 01:30:03.875 --> 01:30:08.875 And just as you have heard that the Antichrist is coming. 939 01:30:10.500 --> 01:30:15.250 So now, many Antichrists have appeared. 940 01:30:15.750 --> 01:30:18.000 Where are you? Show yourself. 941 01:30:18.875 --> 01:30:23.625 This is how we know it is the last hour. They went out from us, 942 01:30:25.125 --> 01:30:27.000 but they did not belong to us. 943 01:30:28.750 --> 01:30:34.750 For if they had belonged to us, they would have remained with us. 944 01:30:35.250 --> 01:30:40.875 But their departure made it clear that none of them belonged to us. 945 01:30:41.500 --> 01:30:43.582 You, however, ... 946 01:30:43.583 --> 01:30:46.332 - I'm back from hell. - ...have an anointing from the Holy One. 947 01:30:46.333 --> 01:30:47.915 You're still in it. 948 01:30:47.916 --> 01:30:50.000 ...all of you know the truth. 949 01:30:50.750 --> 01:30:52.750 What is hell to you? 950 01:30:53.250 --> 01:30:55.625 A place where all hope is lost. 951 01:30:56.250 --> 01:30:57.875 Hope for what? 952 01:30:58.375 --> 01:31:02.250 Hope of ever seeing Him again. 953 01:31:03.125 --> 01:31:09.000 Any kingdom which is divided against itself is heading for ruin, 954 01:31:09.500 --> 01:31:14.500 and house collapses against house. 955 01:31:15.375 --> 01:31:22.125 So, too, with Satan: İf he is divided against himself, 956 01:31:22.666 --> 01:31:27.750 how can his kingdom last? 957 01:31:31.625 --> 01:31:35.875 In the beginning was the Word, 958 01:31:36.750 --> 01:31:39.875 and the word was with God, 959 01:31:40.375 --> 01:31:43.125 and the word was God. 960 01:31:44.750 --> 01:31:47.000 The same was with God in the beginning. 961 01:31:48.375 --> 01:31:50.625 All things were made by Him; 962 01:31:51.875 --> 01:31:55.375 and without Him was not any thing made that was made. 963 01:31:56.125 --> 01:31:58.250 I've heard that before. 964 01:31:58.625 --> 01:31:59.750 But you didn't listen. 965 01:32:01.500 --> 01:32:06.500 The reason of your existence is to provide people a choice between good and evil. 966 01:32:08.250 --> 01:32:12.250 Regardless of what you do, you will reach the end that He has planned for you. 967 01:32:14.000 --> 01:32:16.875 And you have no way of changing that, 968 01:32:17.000 --> 01:32:20.625 as all evil runs towards its self-destruction. 969 01:32:21.125 --> 01:32:23.125 When will my end come? 970 01:32:24.750 --> 01:32:26.250 Only he knows that. 971 01:32:48.250 --> 01:32:52.625 Do you know what is most beautiful in a global military conflict? 972 01:32:53.000 --> 01:32:55.915 It's totally unpredictable. Like a break shot in pool, 973 01:32:55.916 --> 01:32:59.500 when the balls roll in all directions, 974 01:32:59.750 --> 01:33:02.375 and their trajectory is beyond all control. 975 01:33:21.750 --> 01:33:22.750 Kristina! 976 01:33:35.125 --> 01:33:36.666 You encourage them to do that?! 977 01:33:36.791 --> 01:33:39.666 How could that even cross your mind? 978 01:33:45.500 --> 01:33:49.125 Three of the children are still alive. 979 01:33:49.625 --> 01:33:52.875 Tie them to the bodies of their dead mothers 980 01:33:53.125 --> 01:33:56.000 and put mines underneath them. 981 01:34:00.250 --> 01:34:03.415 The empty strollers in the market square symbolize our murdered angels. 982 01:34:03.416 --> 01:34:07.500 It is them, not any of the world’s armies, who defend Ukraine’s skies today. 983 01:34:07.875 --> 01:34:10.415 We’re calling upon all adults to stand as one in defending 984 01:34:10.416 --> 01:34:13.416 the remaining Ukrainian children and ensuring their future. 985 01:35:06.375 --> 01:35:12.125 Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! 986 01:35:13.750 --> 01:35:17.625 That’s for not telling us where the Ukrainian drone control stations are! 987 01:35:18.000 --> 01:35:19.290 You Nazi scum! 988 01:35:19.291 --> 01:35:21.250 Give me my children back! 989 01:35:37.625 --> 01:35:39.750 Don’t let them hurt the children. 990 01:35:40.500 --> 01:35:42.000 Hey! Hey! 991 01:35:45.416 --> 01:35:48.416 If you turn away from Him, Vladimir 992 01:35:49.333 --> 01:35:51.208 in a little over a year, 993 01:35:52.458 --> 01:35:56.458 I'll make you one of the most important people 994 01:35:57.875 --> 01:36:00.875 in this country. 995 01:36:04.791 --> 01:36:09.750 Turn away from him, Vova, and in three years or so, 996 01:36:11.166 --> 01:36:16.416 I'll give you power over this country. Forever. 997 01:36:19.625 --> 01:36:24.125 And I'll make you the most powerful man in the world. 998 01:36:48.375 --> 01:36:54.915 The course of a global war is not your decision, or anybody else's 999 01:36:54.916 --> 01:37:02.125 because you are all prisoners of an infinite network of mutual interactions. 1000 01:37:07.000 --> 01:37:12.708 In the circumstances, a single spark is capable of triggering 1001 01:37:15.250 --> 01:37:16.207 a total, 1002 01:37:16.208 --> 01:37:22.166 global, unconditional, pervasive, and absolute reaction. 1003 01:38:19.125 --> 01:38:21.500 And Russia? What about us? 1004 01:38:22.250 --> 01:38:24.625 We are presenting this campaign. 1005 01:38:30.250 --> 01:38:32.625 İt’s called “War is Peace”. 1006 01:38:34.500 --> 01:38:38.375 It’s a shame I cannot present it to you in its entirety, Mr. President. 1007 01:38:39.750 --> 01:38:41.625 Just give me a rundown. 1008 01:38:41.875 --> 01:38:43.250 Go ahead. 1009 01:38:50.125 --> 01:38:51.750 Well, then... 1010 01:38:56.625 --> 01:39:01.750 We find ourselves in a park, sun is shining. 1011 01:39:04.250 --> 01:39:08.250 Long shadows fall on vibrant, green grass, 1012 01:39:09.500 --> 01:39:15.625 we see joyful men without limbs. 1013 01:39:19.375 --> 01:39:21.000 Without limbs? 1014 01:39:22.500 --> 01:39:25.250 Yes, some have no legs, 1015 01:39:25.375 --> 01:39:26.750 others no arms. 1016 01:39:27.625 --> 01:39:31.375 Yet, they are all young and incredibly happy. 1017 01:39:33.875 --> 01:39:37.250 Is this campaign targeting war veterans? 1018 01:39:38.250 --> 01:39:40.250 No, they're not our target. 1019 01:39:40.500 --> 01:39:41.625 We address those 1020 01:39:42.750 --> 01:39:44.375 young and healthy boys 1021 01:39:44.500 --> 01:39:50.125 who’d gladly sacrifice a leg or an arm for their President Vladimir Putin. 1022 01:39:51.250 --> 01:39:54.250 During the war with Ukraine? 1023 01:39:56.000 --> 01:39:59.250 We are currently not at war with Ukraine, Mr. President. 1024 01:39:59.750 --> 01:40:03.250 We won that conflict within the first two days, remember? 1025 01:40:04.125 --> 01:40:06.125 Who will they be fighting against? 1026 01:40:12.000 --> 01:40:17.500 The Ukrainians are engaging in forbidden magical practices. 1027 01:40:20.375 --> 01:40:22.375 Russia and its army are liberators. 1028 01:40:23.500 --> 01:40:31.375 Our special operation aims at demilitarizing the Satanists from Ukraine. 1029 01:40:31.750 --> 01:40:39.750 In fact, it is a war against demonic forces themselves. 1030 01:40:40.875 --> 01:40:44.375 We must crush this Satanism before it engulfs our homeland. 1031 01:40:45.875 --> 01:40:48.500 What's your strategy to address this? 1032 01:40:50.250 --> 01:40:53.250 Our plan is to bring them back to the Stone Age. 1033 01:40:54.125 --> 01:40:57.875 The Satanists are preparing for a war that will never happen. 1034 01:40:58.875 --> 01:41:06.250 I believe this will culminate in a nuclear strike. 1035 01:41:08.250 --> 01:41:12.500 This is the most probable scenario, Mr. President. 1036 01:41:14.125 --> 01:41:16.750 And what about our soldiers? 1037 01:41:17.500 --> 01:41:22.375 Our polls indicate that Russians need the image of mass 1038 01:41:22.625 --> 01:41:30.250 extermination of our own people to foster resilience and national unity. 1039 01:41:38.875 --> 01:41:43.500 But we will go to heaven, while they will simply vanish. 1040 01:41:56.000 --> 01:41:58.750 In a moment, a corridor for evacuating civilians 1041 01:41:59.250 --> 01:42:00.500 will be opened. 1042 01:42:07.250 --> 01:42:09.875 30 seconds until the passage opens. 1043 01:42:13.250 --> 01:42:14.375 Do you know 1044 01:42:14.875 --> 01:42:17.000 what's coolest about war? 1045 01:42:17.625 --> 01:42:21.375 You can test new weapons on people. 1046 01:42:45.000 --> 01:42:46.165 It's funny, 1047 01:42:46.166 --> 01:42:51.625 though the answer seems obvious, that you never asked me what I want in return. 1048 01:42:58.125 --> 01:43:03.375 When consciousness is shutting down, there is really nothing to fear. 1049 01:43:07.000 --> 01:43:10.375 So stop fighting and relax, Vova. 1050 01:43:10.875 --> 01:43:12.500 There is no need. 1051 01:43:13.375 --> 01:43:16.375 There is really nothing to fear. 1052 01:43:16.625 --> 01:43:17.875 No need. 1053 01:43:18.000 --> 01:43:20.250 The oxygen concentrator stopped working. 1054 01:43:20.750 --> 01:43:22.165 I’ll try to run decompression. 1055 01:43:22.166 --> 01:43:25.625 Anse-kabanse flore, 1056 01:43:25.750 --> 01:43:30.415 Oma-de, Oma-de, Oma-deo, deo, riki-tiki 1057 01:43:30.416 --> 01:43:34.415 We are selling pancakes, the pancakes are hot, 1058 01:43:34.416 --> 01:43:39.250 and they cost a lot, one-two-three. 1059 01:43:40.125 --> 01:43:42.125 Save me... 1060 01:43:45.250 --> 01:43:46.625 Didn’t work. 1061 01:43:48.500 --> 01:43:50.000 Open it! 1062 01:43:50.500 --> 01:43:51.500 I can’t! 1063 01:44:33.125 --> 01:44:37.000 Sorry, but you have to be more specific. 1064 01:44:39.000 --> 01:44:45.083 We're not sure which one of us is supposed to save you.