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(gentle ominous music)

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(crickets chirping)

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(cardboard rips)

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- I don't give a shit what you say, Matt.

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The yellow sun may give
him plenty of powers,

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but there's no way it has
any effect on his dick.

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- The fact that you think for a second

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that the Bat's dick is bigger
than Superman blows my mind

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and has me questioning your sanity.

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Do you really think that the Kryptonians

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would send some baby dick fuck

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as the last representation
of their people?

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Known fact, though,

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House of El men, hung like meese.

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- You know what?

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I'm not gonna argue with someone,

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who thinks there's a
person in the universe

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that's packing as much
heat as Bruce Wayne.

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Mutants excluded, obviously.

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(phone trilling)

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(ominous music)

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(phone beeps)

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- Empire Toys.

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(phone crackles indistinctly)

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Hello?

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Empire Toys.

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(dialing tone beeps)

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- Dude, don't even go there.

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I know what you're gonna say.

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- It's been exactly one
year tomorrow, Chuck.

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- Yeah, and that shit had
nothing to do with us.

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- Ross had his heart
removed from his body.

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- And Ross worked here for, like, a month?

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I'm telling you, dude,
Cincy and NARC went crazy,

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and they murdered all those people.

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There's no such thing as Acula

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or any other demons for that matter.

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- No way, dude.

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The police completely cleared Cincy Nerd

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and NARC on all that.

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Plus, nobody's seen or
heard from NARC in a year.

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- Yeah, it's because Cincy
chopped him up, fucking ate him.

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(object clatters)

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Wind?

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- You're kidding, right?

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(tense music)

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(crickets chirping)

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(sighs) Rob left the door open again.

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(dramatic music)
(both gasp)

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- You guys are still here?

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- Holy shit.

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- What are you still doing here?

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- Full disclosure?

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I don't know.

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- Yo, he ate all the Scooby snacks.

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There's enough weed in
there to last us a month.

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The fucker owes us 80 bucks.

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- Just take it out of his check.

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- Don't say shit, we
can get sued for that.

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- All right, just take the trash out.
I'll give you a ride home.

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- The trash?

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Thanks, Matt.

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I love you.

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- Love you too?

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I love him.

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I love you too.

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(Matt scoffing)

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It's always something with you.

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- [Matt] Because you're
a fucking piece of shit.

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(Matt and Chuck arguing indistinctly)

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(suspenseful music)

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- [Matt] Oh, 100%.

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- [Chuck] Absolutely, you're sure?

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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No joke, I'm taking the marijuana treats

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out of his goddamn check.

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- I'm surprised the diabetic
fuck is still standing.

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(tense ominous music)

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(bag thuds)

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(person whistles eerily)

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- Hello?

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(ominous music)
(feet scuffle)

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(flesh squelching)

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(Rob gurgling)

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(knife thudding)

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(Rob gurgling)

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(ominous music)

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(flesh squelching)
(Rob gurgling)

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(Rob wheezes)
(murderer pants)

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- Holy shit!

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(Chuck screaming)

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(tense dramatic music)

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- [Matt] Get the door, get the door!

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(Chuck screams)

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(door clangs)

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(feet scuffling)

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- The one time you're
right about something.

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It has to be murder?

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- Fuck.

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(buttons beeping)

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(ominous music)

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What do we do?

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What are we gonna do?
- You need to shh!

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Shut the fuck up.

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Give me your phone.

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- I left it in the back room.

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I was putting stuff on the website.

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- The one day you decide to go to work.

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- Just use your phone.

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- (sighs) I left it in the bathroom.

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- I always knew your poop habits

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were gonna be the death of us.

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- Just relax.

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Whoever that was, can't get
in without a key, right?

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(key clatters)

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(tense music)

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(feet thudding)

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(metal clinks)

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(flesh squelching)

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(murderer breathes heavily)

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(tense dramatic music)

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(pensive electric guitar music)

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(water sloshing)

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(water pattering)

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♪ I put the knife in my heart ♪

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♪ I don't remember to bite ♪

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♪ Over and over ♪

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♪ My hands forever tied
down watch as your smile ♪

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- Dad, can I have some eggs?

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- Oh, me, too.

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(TV presenter chattering)

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♪ I'm left over ♪

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♪ I don't want you to
be happy without me ♪

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- He doesn't love us anymore.

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(dog whining)

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♪ I don't want you to
be happy without me ♪

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♪ Happy without me ♪

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(Cincy Nerd sighs)

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- (sighs) Here we go.

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- They told us to bring
something that was special to us.

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We brought our favorite games
and toys, comics, you know.

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Next thing I know, they throw
it all in a box and bury it.

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(somber music)

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Well, guess what?

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They just dug it up.

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- (scoffs) Next.

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(mouse clicks)

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- And because no one has any
idea how she exploded heads,

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we're supposed to believe in possessions?

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We're supposed to believe in possessions?

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- (sighs) Jesus Christ.

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(mouse button clicks)

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- Those guys 100% killed all those people

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with that crazy chick.

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No doubt about it.

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Plus, one of them's bald,

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and there's a huge long
history of evil do-gooders,

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no do-gooders with zero hair follicles.

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I mean, we got Lex Luthor, we got...
- Next.

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(mouse button clicks)

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- I mean, I know for a fact that Cincy
and NARC they did not kill anybody.

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No, they didn't.

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- You got that right, Burt.

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- Maybe they did, I don't know.

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I honestly don't know.

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(mouse button clicks)
(bright music)

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- Demons have rights, too.
- Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess!

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A crowd of protesters gathered
outside Retro Plaza in Bedford today,

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marking the one year
anniversary of the mysterious

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and tragic deaths that
shook the small town.

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The incident left several
dead inside Retro Plaza

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under circumstances authorities

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never fully explained to the public.

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Initial investigations centered
on two well-known figures

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in the retro collecting community.

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Cincy Nerd and Craig Roberts,
known online as NARC.

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(lips smack)

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(Cincy Nerd sighs)

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- I should get going.

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Can you take the girls to school?

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- Yeah, I can.

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Bye.

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- Thanks.

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I made 'em breakfast.
- Okay.

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(expectant music)

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- [Protestors] Demon season.

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Demon season.

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(hands clapping)

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Demon season.

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(hands clapping)

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Demon season.

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(hands clapping)

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Demon season.

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(hands clapping)

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Demon season.

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(hands clapping)

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Demon season.

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Demon season.

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(pensive music continues)

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- [Protestors] Free The princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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(car rumbling)

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(brake clicks)

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- I'm not even supposed to be here today.

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(keys jangling)

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- [Protestors] Cincy sucks.

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Cincy sucks.

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Cincy sucks.

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Cincy sucks.

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(protestors booing)

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- Good morning, everyone.

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If you don't mind, please
leave some parking spots open

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for some actual paying customers.

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- You can't trap us on
the witch board, nerd.

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- She was a freaking demon princess.

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- Sounds like someone doesn't
want a woman in power.

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Free Acula.

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- [Protestors] Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Demons have rights.

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(pensive music continues)

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Cincy sucks.

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Cincy sucks.

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Cincy sucks.

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Cincy sucks.

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Cincy sucks.
(door thuds)

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(rock music in background)

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- Who the fuck are you?

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- Uh...

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(head thuds)

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- Ow.

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Who the fuck are you?

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Cincy?

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You're not supposed to be here today.

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- Yeah, I'm training the
new guy at Retro today.

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(sighs) It's 10:00 AM, Sam.

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10:00 AM.

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- [Protester] Cincy sucks.

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Cincy sucks.

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- You're still doing me later.

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(keypad clicking)

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- [Protestors] Free the Princess.
Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess. Free the Princess.
- Acula deserves better.

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- Free the Princess.
- Demons have rights, too.

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- This is our vintage video game section.

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Oh yeah, and whenever a
customer comes in, can you say,

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"Welcome to Retro, have a radical time."

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- Yeah, that's awesome.

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- [Protestors] Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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Free the Princess.

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- Oh.

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(protesters booing)

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- Boo longer or he won't sell.

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- Good afternoon, you little devils.

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You are on a dark path, a misguided path.

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But don't you worry, just a
few drops of my Jesus Juice,

271
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,292
and you'll be seeing the light.

272
00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:49,193
Yes, yeah.

273
00:12:49,194 --> 00:12:50,990
(protesters jeering)

274
00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:52,393
- Fuck no.

275
00:12:52,394 --> 00:12:54,681
Fuck you, you motherfucker.

276
00:12:54,682 --> 00:12:55,599
Boo! Bitch.

277
00:12:56,881 --> 00:13:00,714
(protesters continue jeering)

278
00:13:06,781 --> 00:13:09,217
- [Protestor] Fuck this asshole!

279
00:13:09,218 --> 00:13:11,898
(protestors continue jeering)

280
00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:14,163
- Who's next?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

281
00:13:15,116 --> 00:13:17,819
- No.
- Damn, selling out now.

282
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:18,839
- If a guy comes in here

283
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,489
with a big tub full of Beanie Babies,

284
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,269
just tell him Dallas Vintage
Toys or 181 Comics buys them.

285
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,559
It'll buy us a little bit of time

286
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,329
before he comes back
around and tries again.

287
00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:29,339
- So no Beanie Babies then?

288
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:30,419
- Cincy?

289
00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:33,539
So that bus just pulled up
into the parking lot again.

290
00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:34,372
- Dammit.

291
00:13:34,373 --> 00:13:36,299
All right. Hang tight, Mitch.

292
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,729
- Yeah, hey, can I use the bathroom?

293
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,719
- [Cincy] Sure, go ahead.

294
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,783
- [Mitch] About to blow
that motherfucker up.

295
00:13:42,814 --> 00:13:47,814
(Mitch groaning)
(fart booming)

296
00:13:51,154 --> 00:13:54,237
(protestors yelling)

297
00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:00,497
- Anybody else?

298
00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:03,659
- No, Sabrina, come on.
- No! No!

299
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,417
- Sabrina, you had good a life.

300
00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:08,699
Ah, good afternoon.

301
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,229
- How many times do we have to do this?

302
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,359
You can't sell drugs
in front of my stores.

303
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,199
- Drugs?

304
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,369
Who's selling drugs?

305
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:18,423
I'm, I'm delivering salvation
to these misguided souls.

306
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:20,909
- Whoa, whoa, what the hell?

307
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:23,253
- Jesus rocks.
- Whoa.

308
00:14:25,088 --> 00:14:25,921
- No, no!

309
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:28,750
That's it, I'm calling the cops.

310
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,973
How long before this shit kicks in?

311
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:40,409
- 30 minutes-ish, and
I'd get somewhere safe.

312
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,539
Somewhere you feel comfortable.

313
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:45,209
And until we meet again, may God hold you

314
00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:46,593
in the palm of his hand.

315
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,532
And good luck,

316
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,100
'cause you're in for a fucking ride.

317
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,309
- I hate you St. Patrick.

318
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,719
- And I love you.

319
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,815
- Get fucked.

320
00:14:58,816 --> 00:14:59,648
(engine starting)

321
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,249
- Empire Toys is dead.

322
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,559
That's right, you heard it here first.

323
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:08,969
Matt, Chuck, and Rod of
Empire Toys in Keller, Texas

324
00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:12,899
were found slain in
their very own toy store.

325
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,399
- Holy shit.

326
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,400
- And the police have zero
leads, which means one thing.

327
00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:22,679
The killer is still out there.
(bell jingles)

328
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,939
Times are tough.

329
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:26,399
And let me tell you, guys,
when times are tough,

330
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,676
you could use the Toys of He-Man

331
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,389
and the Masters of the Universe.

332
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:34,319
My book, which is available
now in all bookstores.

333
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,370
- Are you the killer?

334
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,235
- Die!

335
00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:43,017
- Until next time.

336
00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:45,851
(engine rumbling)

337
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,669
- We gotta close up.

338
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,719
- Why, what happened?

339
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,219
- Two words.

340
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,483
Jesus Juice.

341
00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:10,661
(ominous music)

342
00:16:10,662 --> 00:16:12,933
Mitch, we're closing up early.

343
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,533
Mitch.

344
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:21,598
(ominous music)

345
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:34,730
(tense dramatic music)

346
00:16:34,731 --> 00:16:37,738
(blood dripping)

347
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:39,989
- (gasps) Oh, my God, I'm in the sequel.

348
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:42,299
- Holy shit, she's back.

349
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,499
Wait, what?

350
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,789
- Um. Should I call the cops?

351
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:45,622
- No.

352
00:16:45,623 --> 00:16:48,389
I mean, yes, of course, but
I can't be here for that.

353
00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:49,799
You need to deal with them.

354
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,959
I need to get out of here.
Just tell 'em it was my day off

355
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,859
or something.
- What?

356
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:53,692
Why?

357
00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:55,109
What if they find out that you are here?

358
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,489
- Listen, the police tried to convict me

359
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:58,019
for all those murders last year.

360
00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:00,659
If I stay here, I am fucked.

361
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:01,709
- Where are you gonna go?

362
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,089
- I don't know.

363
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,739
I do have one idea, though.

364
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,640
Try not to blow anyone while I'm gone.

365
00:17:12,983 --> 00:17:15,449
(door clicks)

366
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:19,679
- Well, look who it is.
- Look, I don't have time for this today.

367
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,869
- Then just give me my uncle's knife back.

368
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:23,579
- I don't have your uncle's knife.

369
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,889
And from what I understand,
you sold it to Horror Freak.

370
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:28,289
- Correction, I was
robbed by Horror Freak.

371
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,240
Those two buff fucking bozos
knew they were ripping me off.

372
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,409
- What's up, horror freaks?

373
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:37,439
Man, we just got this
awesome movie prop knife

374
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,149
from this fuckboy, Jordan.

375
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,549
Man, we seriously ripped this fool off.

376
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:42,839
What an idiot.

377
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,689
But anyways, make sure to come
down here and check it out.

378
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,340
Highlight your motherfuckin' boy!

379
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:52,379
- Ouch! Yeah, it's not a good look.

380
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,509
But like I've told you all year long,

381
00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:56,819
I inherited this place
when Eric was murdered

382
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,049
with that exact same knife.

383
00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,500
- Then it's your responsibility
to make it right.

384
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,689
Now, where is it?

385
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:05,219
- Last time I saw your knife,

386
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:07,503
it was sticking out of my fucking back.

387
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,259
- So you admit it.

388
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,643
You touched it last.

389
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:21,809
(engine starting)

390
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,959
- Hey, you think if I take
more of this, it would help?

391
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,553
- They're gonna regret not
buying my Beanie Babies.

392
00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:35,216
(clock ticking)

393
00:18:40,675 --> 00:18:43,342
(pensive music)

394
00:18:45,437 --> 00:18:46,270
- Oh God.

395
00:18:50,117 --> 00:18:52,867
(truck rumbling)

396
00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:57,207
(comet whooshes)

397
00:18:57,208 --> 00:19:00,125
(intriguing music)

398
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:11,103
It's green, let's go.

399
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:13,283
Beep, beep.

400
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,523
Go.

401
00:19:18,585 --> 00:19:21,335
(car horn honks)

402
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,024
Ugh.

403
00:19:26,025 --> 00:19:29,442
(traffic lights beeping)

404
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,749
Come on, man!

405
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:34,923
Fucking go!

406
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:38,620
(car rumbling)

407
00:19:38,621 --> 00:19:39,453
(car horn hoots)

408
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,688
You're really fucking me here, buddy.

409
00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:44,252
- DJ, the light's green.

410
00:19:44,253 --> 00:19:45,736
- Ah!

411
00:19:45,737 --> 00:19:48,253
(lights whooshing)

412
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:51,087
(Cincy screaming)

413
00:19:55,664 --> 00:19:58,497
(Cincy screaming)

414
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:09,677
(Cincy grunts)

415
00:20:09,678 --> 00:20:12,511
(distorted music)

416
00:20:14,568 --> 00:20:17,318
(Cincy grunting)

417
00:20:18,778 --> 00:20:22,861
(voices whispering indistinctly)

418
00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:27,366
(wood creaking)

419
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,475
- [Protestors] Cincy sucks.

420
00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:29,825
Cincy sucks.

421
00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:31,176
Cincy sucks.

422
00:20:31,177 --> 00:20:32,715
Cincy sucks.

423
00:20:32,716 --> 00:20:33,955
Cincy sucks.

424
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,486
Cincy sucks.

425
00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:36,487
Cincy sucks.

426
00:20:40,396 --> 00:20:43,813
(Cincy groans and sighs)

427
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,550
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

428
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,917
How am I supposed to
take down Acula alone?

429
00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:51,809
(Cincy breathing heavily)

430
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,493
All my stupid friends are dead.

431
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,729
(children chattering)

432
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:57,723
Oh, shit.

433
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:00,834
It's kicking in.

434
00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:01,667
(bell trilling)

435
00:21:01,668 --> 00:21:02,501
This is gonna suck.

436
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:06,933
- Quiet down.

437
00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:10,409
Quiet down, class.

438
00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:11,253
Shut up!

439
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,303
Welcome to Ms. Tillum's Time Capsule Day.

440
00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:22,024
(Cincy exclaims)

441
00:21:22,025 --> 00:21:23,952
- I remember this day.

442
00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:25,544
I remember this day.

443
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:29,549
Time capsules. (echoing)

444
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,993
Time capsule '89.

445
00:21:32,302 --> 00:21:33,402
Man, we were so young.

446
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,059
- These are my Care Bear friends,

447
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,833
and I'm going to bury them.

448
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:41,999
- This is He-Man and Battle Cat.

449
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,832
- NARC?

450
00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:44,189
- Rescue.
- What's a NARC?

451
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:45,510
I'm Craig.

452
00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:47,009
('80s electronic music continues)

453
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:49,383
- Seven Shakes going in a time capsule.

454
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,989
- I'm gonna put my Game Boy in here

455
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:53,493
because I just played the NES.

456
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:56,680
- You're not my NARC yet.

457
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:04,460
- Mark McGuire, Pete Rose, Roger
Clemens, and Kurt Chilling.

458
00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:08,249
I have four future Hall of
Famers going in the time capsule.

459
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,679
- Did you rearrange my collection?

460
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,289
Did you rearrange my collection?

461
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,987
Did you rearrange my collection?

462
00:22:19,048 --> 00:22:21,135
(dramatic music)

463
00:22:21,136 --> 00:22:23,969
(Cincy screaming)

464
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:29,549
- All right, miss, that's
gonna wrap up my job here.

465
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:31,019
Reckon the boys in blue will be here soon

466
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,459
to clean up that mess.

467
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,629
- It's all good.

468
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:35,339
Today was his first day anyway.

469
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,349
And that bathroom, it
needed a clean up crew

470
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,583
way before the murder.

471
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:43,649
Anyway, have a good day.

472
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,285
- Donny, this is Fife.

473
00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:46,118
(radio chatters)

474
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,819
Yeah, we got another one.

475
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:50,459
If we don't catch 'em
before they get to 13,

476
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:53,110
then there's gonna be no
stopping the reign of Acula.

477
00:22:55,225 --> 00:22:58,058
(engine rumbling)

478
00:22:59,123 --> 00:23:01,710
(person shrieks)

479
00:23:01,711 --> 00:23:02,543
(body thuds)

480
00:23:02,544 --> 00:23:04,689
- (coughs) What the fuck.

481
00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:07,273
(gentle music)

482
00:23:08,123 --> 00:23:10,019
(NARC groans)

483
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,720
Jesus Christ, you're a sore loser.

484
00:23:19,135 --> 00:23:24,135
- [Distorted Voice] Did you
rearrange my collection?

485
00:23:24,253 --> 00:23:29,253
Did you rearrange my collection?

486
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:32,669
- Can you answer my question?
Did you rearrange my collection?

487
00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:34,150
- NARC?

488
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:34,984
Oh.

489
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,969
- Dude, is this fourth
grade Ms. Tillum's class?

490
00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:40,409
- Yes. Dude.

491
00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:41,579
I think the universe is trying

492
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,875
to tell me something important right now.

493
00:23:43,876 --> 00:23:47,099
- (gasps) Libby Winks. (whooshes)

494
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:49,443
- Okay. Michael, why don't you present?

495
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:53,213
- Boston Mike.

496
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,309
- Hey, I'm gonna put this g-genie.

497
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,799
I'm mean lamp in the box.

498
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,939
- [Both] A genie?

499
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,889
- Michael, I told you to bring something

500
00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:03,479
that represents the 1980s.

501
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,249
That looks super old.

502
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,839
- I'm still gonna do it.

503
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,419
- That's it, the fucking genie.

504
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:10,529
- Fuck the Yankees.

505
00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:12,839
- Mike Swirl was real all those years.

506
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,759
They just dug that thing up.

507
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,803
I can get that lamp and bring you back.

508
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,529
- But Cincy, I'm here.
(tense music)

509
00:24:19,530 --> 00:24:20,905
I'm here.

510
00:24:20,906 --> 00:24:22,379
Yo, yo, yo, yo.

511
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:25,319
- Cincy, it's time to go home now.

512
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,519
- I'm here.
(bell ringing)

513
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,629
I'm here.

514
00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:28,463
I'm here!

515
00:24:34,397 --> 00:24:35,761
Cincy, Cincy.

516
00:24:35,762 --> 00:24:36,629
(Cincy exclaims)

517
00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:38,069
- Craig?

518
00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:38,903
What?

519
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,649
What are you doing here?

520
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:44,763
- I beat Jesus at UNO.

521
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,873
- What?

522
00:24:47,731 --> 00:24:48,689
Fucking aye.

523
00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:51,359
Cincy and NARC back together again.

524
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,099
We're gonna need some backup, though.

525
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,929
Acula possessed someone else.

526
00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:56,219
We don't know who it is.

527
00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,203
- Okay, before we do,

528
00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:02,756
are my Scooby snacks still over there?

529
00:25:02,757 --> 00:25:04,264
♪ How the hell can I ♪

530
00:25:04,265 --> 00:25:07,065
(rock music continues)

531
00:25:07,066 --> 00:25:08,545
♪ Without cashing in ♪

532
00:25:08,546 --> 00:25:13,546
♪ My heroes have all died in battle ♪

533
00:25:13,936 --> 00:25:18,936
♪ So cut off my hands at the wrists ♪

534
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:24,561
♪ The streets will run
red with our blood now ♪

535
00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:28,099
♪ The streets will run red ♪

536
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:33,100
♪ The streets will run red with my love ♪

537
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:40,180
♪ My vendetta black ♪

538
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,042
♪ Lie ♪

539
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,253
- Is that Burf?

540
00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:47,568
- Hey, it's your boy Burf

541
00:25:47,569 --> 00:25:49,619
and we're in Elm Street
toys in Allen, Texas.

542
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:52,019
What you got for me today Elm Street Toys?

543
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:53,343
What you got for me today?

544
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:55,919
Man I can't wait to get in here.

545
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,099
We're gonna kill it, man. We're
gonna find some killer toys.

546
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,327
It's gonna be good.

547
00:26:00,328 --> 00:26:01,160
(bell jingles)

548
00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:02,879
- Hey, see if you can
get with Patrick tonight

549
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,009
and get some more of that juice.

550
00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:07,679
- Oh my God. Look at this
leather face I just found.

551
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,967
This thing's fricking awesome.

552
00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,727
♪ He's on that jazz man ♪

553
00:26:11,728 --> 00:26:12,560
♪ He's on that jazz ♪

554
00:26:12,561 --> 00:26:13,679
- Hey, hold on. Gimme a second.

555
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,599
I gotta get this fricking nerd out.

556
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,078
♪ He's on the jazz man ♪

557
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:18,379
The jiggy G-
- Excuse me.

558
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,359
Hello?

559
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,923
I'm sorry. We're closed now.

560
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,019
- Okay. All right.

561
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:27,186
Well, I guess we gotta go, guys.

562
00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:32,187
(ominous music)
(lock clicks)

563
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,116
(ominous music)

564
00:26:40,117 --> 00:26:42,119
(object clatters)

565
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,269
- Hello?

566
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:46,270
(suspenseful music)

567
00:26:50,999 --> 00:26:53,157
- Ah!
(flesh squelches)

568
00:26:53,158 --> 00:26:55,908
(Brenda gasping)

569
00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:03,337
(Brenda gasping)

570
00:27:04,759 --> 00:27:05,359
- No!

571
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:10,228
Please!

572
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,537
(Brenda shrieking)

573
00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:21,329
- No, not Brenda.

574
00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:24,929
This addition to the body
count piling up in Texas hurts.

575
00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:26,669
A close personal friend of mine,

576
00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:29,339
Brenda Ortega from Elm Street Toys

577
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,289
was killed this afternoon.

578
00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:34,499
I was toy hunting at a few
yard sales when I got the news.

579
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,239
You can find those videos linked below

580
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,219
if you want to check
'em out after this one.

581
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:39,839
Rest in peace, Brenda.

582
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,703
Love ya. Bye.

583
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,760
- Did we get a new wiener schnitzel?

584
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,449
Ah, dude, how's my channel doing?

585
00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:50,403
Did it go full viral after I died?

586
00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:53,279
- Uh. Not so much, man.

587
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,543
- Well, how's it doing?

588
00:27:55,825 --> 00:27:58,325
(Cincy sighs)

589
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:02,399
- NARC is dead. Literally and digitally.

590
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,439
We haven't seen a single new upload

591
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,989
on "Not another retro
channel" since his vanishing.

592
00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:08,909
But that is until today.

593
00:28:08,910 --> 00:28:11,669
Today we got to meet YARC,
a new YouTube channel

594
00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:14,414
with a completely new rebrand.

595
00:28:14,415 --> 00:28:17,415
(heavy metal music)

596
00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:22,710
- You are witnessing the
dawn of YARC. (laughing)

597
00:28:28,410 --> 00:28:29,973
- I was fucking hacked.

598
00:28:31,283 --> 00:28:34,619
(ominous music)

599
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:37,620
(shop bell jingles)

600
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,629
Yo, let me get your phone.
I want to do a video.

601
00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:43,679
- What?
- Yeah.

602
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,573
- No, we're gonna keep moving.

603
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,209
- Fine.

604
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:49,709
But after we take down Acula,

605
00:28:49,710 --> 00:28:51,910
you're gonna have to
give some store credit.

606
00:28:58,602 --> 00:29:01,102
(gate clangs)

607
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,229
- Now remember what I said in the car?

608
00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:07,199
She's just Jen now, not Acula.

609
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,933
She's not possessed
anymore, so don't freak out.

610
00:29:12,070 --> 00:29:15,663
(sighs) She's a raging
lesbian. So no gay jokes.

611
00:29:16,851 --> 00:29:18,051
- (chuckles) You're gay.

612
00:29:19,221 --> 00:29:23,138
(suspenseful music continues)

613
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:29,934
- 68,

614
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:32,394
69.

615
00:29:33,252 --> 00:29:34,502
- [NARC] (chuckles) Nice.

616
00:29:37,837 --> 00:29:41,670
(suspenseful music continues)

617
00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:53,673
- Um. Hey, Jen.

618
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,939
Um, this is NARC.

619
00:29:56,940 --> 00:30:00,093
NARC, this is Jen.

620
00:30:01,140 --> 00:30:02,013
- I remember you.

621
00:30:03,326 --> 00:30:06,029
(gun clicking)

622
00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:08,009
- She's scarier now than
when she was possessed.

623
00:30:08,010 --> 00:30:09,546
- Shut the fuck up.

624
00:30:09,547 --> 00:30:11,369
(Jen spits)

625
00:30:11,370 --> 00:30:12,903
- How'd you end up here?

626
00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:17,907
- It was that motherfucker
St. Peter up there.

627
00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:23,243
That's why I don't like Peter's anymore.

628
00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:29,493
Wouldn't even let me in.

629
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,089
Said that he saw me kill 20 people.

630
00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:35,313
And before I could even defend myself,

631
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,433
he kicked me in my fucking face.

632
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:40,799
Fell back down to Earth

633
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,450
through the Horror Freak ceiling.

634
00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:47,939
Then, I'm lying on the
floor and this asshole

635
00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:50,290
is fucking spraying me
in the face with Windex.

636
00:30:51,570 --> 00:30:53,189
- None of that matters anymore.

637
00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:57,629
The only thing that matters
is that Acula is back.

638
00:30:57,630 --> 00:31:01,443
It's time to clear your name
and save the fucking world.

639
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,033
- All right. What's the plan?

640
00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:11,043
- Cincy has a plan, it fucking
sucks, but he has a plan.

641
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,309
- We're gonna break into
our childhood school

642
00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:19,289
and steal a time capsule
that may or may not

643
00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:21,419
have a genie named George
in it that we're going

644
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:25,233
to use to bring people back to
help us take this bitch down.

645
00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:32,183
- All right.

646
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,343
I don't really know what the
fuck you just said, but let's do it.

647
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,639
- Shotgun on the shotgun?

648
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,343
- No, not those. Too obvious.

649
00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,673
We'll bring the modified ones.

650
00:31:48,912 --> 00:31:51,829
(train clattering)

651
00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:07,374
(glass clinks)
- Oh ho.

652
00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:08,729
God bless, God bless.

653
00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:11,159
Speaking of which, who blessed the batch?

654
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,389
- What you talking about?

655
00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:13,222
- The, the batch.

656
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,669
Was it Father Henry again?

657
00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,773
- Yeah. Father Henry did his thing.

658
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,139
- You should have seen it today.

659
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:22,079
So many souls to save. It was beautiful.

660
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,249
- I bet it was.

661
00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:25,349
Even less customers for the store. Right?

662
00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:26,183
- Come and go.

663
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:30,509
- Think another one of those retro freaks
was killed there today, you know?

664
00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:31,829
- Ah.

665
00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:32,909
That's, that's too bad.

666
00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:35,765
Well, hey, I hope their soul
found their way to heaven.

667
00:32:35,766 --> 00:32:37,199
- Yeah. Yeah, me too.

668
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,699
But for now, let's lay low.

669
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,259
Just stay put for the night, okay?

670
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:42,599
- Stay, stay put. Like stay put here.

671
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,559
This is the toy store.

672
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,793
Someone was killed here.

673
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,999
- Don't be such a pussy.

674
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,550
You have the Lord on your side.

675
00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:53,083
- That I do. That I do.

676
00:32:55,587 --> 00:32:59,105
(children chattering)

677
00:32:59,106 --> 00:33:01,479
(bell trilling)

678
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,999
- Coast is clear.

679
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,409
Stay down you dumb shits.

680
00:33:04,410 --> 00:33:05,969
She finds out a couple of 30 year olds

681
00:33:05,970 --> 00:33:07,859
are sneaking in and out of a school

682
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,336
it's probably not gonna look great.

683
00:33:09,337 --> 00:33:11,699
- You wish we were 30?
Why don't we just run?

684
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,903
- You wish we could run.

685
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:15,989
- The fucking Game Chasers.

686
00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:17,939
- Who the hell are these guys?

687
00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:19,799
- [Cinch] Craig and I
went to school with them.

688
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,989
- Hey, that's that that
motherfucker that hacked my channel.

689
00:33:21,990 --> 00:33:23,343
What are we waiting for?

690
00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,929
- Aargh! Keep still.

691
00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:29,159
- Yeah, let's go get 'em.

692
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,439
I'm in the mood to kick some dicks in.

693
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,263
- Not here. I know where they're going.

694
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,859
(ominous music)

695
00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:40,353
- Hey, Dana, are you ready to go yet?

696
00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:43,049
- I'll be right there.

697
00:33:43,050 --> 00:33:44,373
- [Both] It's taco time.

698
00:33:45,872 --> 00:33:47,933
(shop bell jingles)

699
00:33:47,934 --> 00:33:51,434
(ominous music continues)

700
00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,330
(metal scraping)

701
00:34:01,943 --> 00:34:05,422
(murderer breathing heavily)

702
00:34:05,423 --> 00:34:07,993
(Dana screams)

703
00:34:07,994 --> 00:34:09,151
(flesh squelches)

704
00:34:09,152 --> 00:34:11,992
♪ It's a day with no tomorrow ♪

705
00:34:11,993 --> 00:34:15,021
♪ A point of no return ♪

706
00:34:15,022 --> 00:34:17,662
♪ A time for endless sorrow ♪

707
00:34:17,663 --> 00:34:19,379
♪ When the stars no longer burn ♪

708
00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:20,223
- No way.

709
00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:22,222
You know what?

710
00:34:22,223 --> 00:34:24,629
I remember the day I figured out
we weren't getting our stuff back.

711
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,209
- It was a lot easier getting
that than your NAS though.

712
00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:29,369
- Tell me about it. I'm gray now.

713
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:32,969
- Hey, check it out. They
have all their accessories.

714
00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:36,299
The Dark Lord has blessed YARC this day.

715
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,073
- He's actually missing the shield.

716
00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:40,403
- Shit.

717
00:34:42,551 --> 00:34:46,111
- We gotta ditch this motherfucker.

718
00:34:46,112 --> 00:34:48,779
(bells tolling)

719
00:34:55,043 --> 00:34:57,876
(expectant music)

720
00:35:02,430 --> 00:35:05,009
- Sam? You got here fast.

721
00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:07,349
- Cincy, what the hell is going on?

722
00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:09,179
What do the Game Chasers
have to do with any of this?

723
00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:10,169
- You'll figure it out.

724
00:35:10,170 --> 00:35:12,929
Just get inside and distract
them while we get the lamp.

725
00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:14,279
- Now it's time to see if Boston Mike

726
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,580
was telling the truth
about that genie or not.

727
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,763
- Fucking genie?

728
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:28,619
- What's up?

729
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:31,439
Game Chasers. Are they here?

730
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,440
- What do you think?

731
00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:43,789
(upbeat music)

732
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:48,790
- Oh my God, guys. Are you
guys like the Game Chasers?

733
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,323
- Why yes. Yes, we are.

734
00:35:53,427 --> 00:35:54,427
- I am YARC.

735
00:35:59,554 --> 00:36:00,721
- That's YARC.

736
00:36:01,556 --> 00:36:02,489
- YARC.

737
00:36:02,490 --> 00:36:03,840
I like YARC.

738
00:36:06,117 --> 00:36:07,349
This is so cool.

739
00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:10,679
Um. Oh my goodness, so much.

740
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,179
Who is this guy?

741
00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:13,679
- Lady, we're grown men with beards.

742
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,779
What makes you think we know
about the Care Bear Cousins

743
00:36:15,780 --> 00:36:18,359
introduced in the Care Bear movie, 1985.

744
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,009
That's Lion Heart. He's
got some buddies here.

745
00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:21,629
Cozy Heart and Lotsa Heart with him.

746
00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:23,549
- Oh my God. Amazing.

747
00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:24,959
- But you know who else
has a lot of heart?

748
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,493
- Who?
- Me.

749
00:36:27,587 --> 00:36:30,170
(sneaky music)

750
00:36:32,085 --> 00:36:35,085
(people chattering)

751
00:36:40,353 --> 00:36:42,929
- Man! You're a button
smashing son of a bitch.

752
00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:45,404
- Man, I'm gonna smash your butt.

753
00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:50,405
(fighters scuffling)
(people yelling)

754
00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:54,411
(footsteps tapping)

755
00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:58,439
- What now?

756
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,439
- Well? Do we rub it?

757
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,273
- You rub it.

758
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:04,503
- We rub together.

759
00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:24,629
- Okay, now we do what we should have done

760
00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:26,219
in the first place.

761
00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:28,593
Let's blast this bitch
Acula back into hell.

762
00:37:30,022 --> 00:37:34,174
(table rumbling)
(glasses clinking)

763
00:37:34,175 --> 00:37:35,008
- Oh my...

764
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:37,904
- [Genie] Yo!

765
00:37:40,981 --> 00:37:41,814
- George?

766
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,323
- [Genie] Yeah. You know any other genies?

767
00:37:47,430 --> 00:37:49,349
- Do we have to rub you more to come out?

768
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,229
- [Genie] Ain't no one
talked to me for 30 years

769
00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:54,269
and y'all think you can just rub your boy

770
00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:57,431
and I'm gonna hop out of this
lamp and suck y'all dicks.

771
00:37:57,432 --> 00:37:59,282
(footsteps tapping)

772
00:37:59,283 --> 00:38:00,629
(tap squeaking)
(water splashing)

773
00:38:00,630 --> 00:38:02,729
I'm getting a bath.

774
00:38:02,730 --> 00:38:06,239
Make your wishes and
leave George be, please.

775
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,259
- Alright.

776
00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:08,729
First, we wish for all of our friends

777
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:10,739
that were killed last year to come back

778
00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:12,590
and help us take down Acula for good.

779
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,062
- [Genie] Shit.

780
00:38:15,063 --> 00:38:16,199
(laughs) Nice try.

781
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,469
You can bring back one person per one wish

782
00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:24,163
per section 15.8,
paragraph four, volume 20

783
00:38:24,164 --> 00:38:26,999
of the Genie Union Handbook.

784
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,892
- Okay, we really need to
think about this though.

785
00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:30,749
- I have an idea.

786
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:33,239
- No offense, but leave
the planning to us.

787
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,009
- No, Jen's right?

788
00:38:35,010 --> 00:38:37,310
We need to bring back
the most helpful people.

789
00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:41,339
- Genie, I wish for Ezekiel Vance

790
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,839
to be brought back from the afterlife

791
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,353
and help us take down the
demon princess Acula for good.

792
00:38:47,212 --> 00:38:48,282
(dramatic whooshing)

793
00:38:48,283 --> 00:38:51,283
(lightning crashes)

794
00:38:53,070 --> 00:38:54,749
- No way. Lame Pick.

795
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:57,261
I wish to bring back Boston Mike.

796
00:38:57,262 --> 00:39:02,262
(dramatic whooshing)
(lightning crashes)

797
00:39:04,150 --> 00:39:06,090
- (screams) What the fuck?

798
00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:10,019
- We get three wishes and
Boston Mike is one of them?

799
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:12,479
- George, is that you?

800
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,449
- [Genie] All right bitches. George out.

801
00:39:15,450 --> 00:39:18,689
- Wait, we have one more wish, don't we?

802
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,579
- No, Captain Underpants over there

803
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:24,179
made the first wish back in 1989,

804
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:26,939
right before he buried my ass
in the ground for 30 years.

805
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:30,183
All right, I do three
wishes every 100 years.

806
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,569
- Dammit, Mike! What did he pick?

807
00:39:36,570 --> 00:39:39,959
- [Genie] Unlimited
supply of Chinese food.

808
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,910
- Why I don't eat Chinese food anymore.

809
00:39:43,279 --> 00:39:46,319
- (sighs) We brought you two back
to help us take down Acula.

810
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,159
She's not dead.

811
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,469
- No! No.

812
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,119
No, no, no.

813
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,563
Acula killed me.

814
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,503
(sighs) She won.

815
00:39:56,700 --> 00:40:00,269
And I'm too old and
tired to fight a demon.

816
00:40:00,270 --> 00:40:01,901
- [Genie] All right,
this one's on the house.

817
00:40:01,902 --> 00:40:04,970
(thunder crashing)

818
00:40:04,971 --> 00:40:06,239
- No.

819
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,983
This is horse shit.

820
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,549
You idiots better have a plan.

821
00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:13,169
- Oh, we have a plan.

822
00:40:13,170 --> 00:40:15,299
Boston Mike, go check lost and
found and get some clothes.

823
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,503
You look like shit.

824
00:40:20,515 --> 00:40:21,598
- [Genie] Yo.

825
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:25,972
- Hey, sorry I'm late.

826
00:40:25,973 --> 00:40:26,806
Got the juice?

827
00:40:29,610 --> 00:40:30,663
It's a good batch.

828
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,409
Now that everyone's hooked on the juice,

829
00:40:34,410 --> 00:40:36,779
no money for the stores.

830
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,923
Perfect plan.

831
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:50,610
- Hey, bud. Lost and found, you got it?

832
00:40:53,547 --> 00:40:55,259
(fingers tapping)

833
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:56,093
- Here we go.

834
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,123
Accessorize is important.

835
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,328
Like that.

836
00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:03,934
Ugh, are you? Don't tell me, don't.

837
00:41:03,935 --> 00:41:05,582
No, ugh!

838
00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:07,633
Ugh, that was close. You see that, buddy?

839
00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:20,553
No pants?

840
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:26,213
Thank you.

841
00:41:29,595 --> 00:41:31,345
Have a good day, bud.

842
00:41:32,217 --> 00:41:34,656
- Are you getting a fucking blow job?

843
00:41:34,657 --> 00:41:36,809
- Ah.

844
00:41:36,810 --> 00:41:39,183
- Wait, are you guys hiring?

845
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,413
- Oh, she doesn't work here.

846
00:41:42,414 --> 00:41:45,247
(expectant music)

847
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:49,319
- [Ezekiel] So what's
this genius plan of yours?

848
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,879
- [Cincy] All right, here it is.

849
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,169
Those three are gonna check the stores

850
00:41:52,170 --> 00:41:53,549
on the west side of town.

851
00:41:53,550 --> 00:41:55,559
We're gonna check the stores on the east.

852
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,869
- [Jen] Ugh. Which one of you farted?

853
00:41:57,870 --> 00:41:59,729
- [Ezekiel] Hey man, I'm kind of hungry.

854
00:41:59,730 --> 00:42:01,049
- [Mike] Ooh, tacos?

855
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:02,969
- [Jen] We don't have time to stop.

856
00:42:02,970 --> 00:42:05,039
- [NARC] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yard sale, yard sale.

857
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,189
- [Ezekiel] So let me get this straight.
You had access to a genie,

858
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:12,419
and instead of killing
Acula, you wished us back.

859
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:14,309
- [Cincy] Um...

860
00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:17,271
- [Ezekiel] You didn't even think of
that, did you? Didn't even think of it.

861
00:42:17,272 --> 00:42:20,439
♪ 'Cause I'm tortured ♪

862
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:25,589
- Fuck you!

863
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:33,715
(car rumbling)

864
00:42:33,716 --> 00:42:36,299
♪ I'm tortured ♪

865
00:42:38,069 --> 00:42:40,819
(doors clicking)

866
00:42:43,859 --> 00:42:45,689
- Are you fucking kidding me?

867
00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:47,399
- You always stopping at a yard sale.

868
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,009
- I know this guy. He
has really good deals.

869
00:42:50,010 --> 00:42:51,719
- Get back in the car!

870
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:52,863
Get back in the car!

871
00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:57,259
- See, look, look, look.

872
00:42:57,260 --> 00:42:59,564
- Ah. Everything's a dollar.

873
00:42:59,565 --> 00:43:02,148
(gentle music)

874
00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:15,691
- Boston Mike's back baby.

875
00:43:15,692 --> 00:43:17,548
(bagpipe music)

876
00:43:17,549 --> 00:43:20,733
- Dude. Where's my fucking ladder at?

877
00:43:23,558 --> 00:43:26,189
(car rumbles)

878
00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:28,679
- Let me get two dozen tacos

879
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,689
and put some of that
green sauce in the bag.

880
00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:34,529
- What are we even doing?
We need to get to the store.

881
00:43:34,530 --> 00:43:35,769
- I've been dead for a year.

882
00:43:35,770 --> 00:43:37,563
I'm a little hungry, okay?

883
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,786
Oh, thank you. Green sauce.

884
00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:43,704
(train clattering)

885
00:43:55,456 --> 00:43:58,456
(suspenseful music)

886
00:44:13,974 --> 00:44:15,946
(ball thuds)

887
00:44:15,947 --> 00:44:18,697
(pair scuffling)

888
00:44:23,128 --> 00:44:24,295
- Woo hoo hoo!

889
00:44:27,121 --> 00:44:29,871
(blows thudding)

890
00:44:34,903 --> 00:44:37,736
(bodies thudding)

891
00:44:39,021 --> 00:44:42,021
(fighters grunting)

892
00:44:51,242 --> 00:44:53,992
(metal thudding)

893
00:44:56,373 --> 00:45:00,456
(suspenseful music intensifying)

894
00:45:03,022 --> 00:45:05,522
(pipe clangs)

895
00:45:07,421 --> 00:45:10,171
(blows thudding)

896
00:45:15,944 --> 00:45:18,694
(blows thudding)

897
00:45:25,027 --> 00:45:27,860
(engine rumbling)

898
00:45:34,948 --> 00:45:39,031
(people chattering indistinctly)

899
00:45:43,948 --> 00:45:47,775
(tape machine clicking)

900
00:45:47,776 --> 00:45:49,065
- Come on, dude. Go.

901
00:45:49,066 --> 00:45:49,898
Go, get out of there.

902
00:45:49,899 --> 00:45:51,179
- [TV] You have to leave. Yes.

903
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,849
- So uh, Brenda from Elm Street,

904
00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:57,089
Matt, Chuck, and Rod from
Empire. They're all dead.

905
00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:58,169
- I saw that.

906
00:45:58,170 --> 00:46:00,430
Collectors are saying Acula's back.

907
00:46:00,431 --> 00:46:02,909
- Well, Acula killed
my brother a year ago.

908
00:46:02,910 --> 00:46:03,809
- What?

909
00:46:03,810 --> 00:46:05,879
- Yeah. I saw some of
my footage from Empire.

910
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,339
Dude looks like an off-brand ghost face.

911
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:10,679
- Ma, can we get some Ghost Face?

912
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,633
- No, we got Ghost Face at home.

913
00:46:14,047 --> 00:46:16,649
- I'm gonna go check the door.
I'll be back in a little bit.

914
00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:18,419
- Shouldn't have said that.

915
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:20,256
- You guys hear that?

916
00:46:20,257 --> 00:46:22,713
- Shh. Watching a classic.

917
00:46:24,846 --> 00:46:27,846
(footsteps tapping)

918
00:46:28,770 --> 00:46:31,231
- Aren't they supposed
to be open until 7:00?

919
00:46:31,232 --> 00:46:32,065
- It is.

920
00:46:33,265 --> 00:46:34,502
- I thought so too.

921
00:46:34,503 --> 00:46:37,603
- Hey, man. You're supposed to be
open for another hour. What's going on?

922
00:46:37,604 --> 00:46:40,090
- I know, guys, I'm
sorry, but I have to close

923
00:46:40,114 --> 00:46:42,599
early tonight. My
little girl has this recital

924
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,459
and I can't wait to see it
and I'm not gonna miss it.

925
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,596
Sorry again.

926
00:46:45,597 --> 00:46:46,480
(ominous music)

927
00:46:46,481 --> 00:46:50,398
(customers speak indistinctly)

928
00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:58,160
(flesh squelching)
(victim screaming)

929
00:46:58,161 --> 00:47:01,661
(ominous music continues)

930
00:47:15,548 --> 00:47:17,215
- I locked the door.

931
00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:22,310
- I'd like to see the killer get us now.

932
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,393
- Not today.

933
00:47:27,292 --> 00:47:29,059
- (gasps) Oh, fuck!

934
00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:31,349
(ominous music continues)

935
00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:32,489
- Yeah.

936
00:47:32,490 --> 00:47:35,403
Can't believe the Empire boys
are dead. Yeah, it's crazy.

937
00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:39,269
Yeah, no, I'm, I'm up in their
booth right now at the mall

938
00:47:39,270 --> 00:47:40,889
looking through their stuff.

939
00:47:40,890 --> 00:47:42,269
- Man, forget about eating brains.

940
00:47:42,270 --> 00:47:43,773
I'd love to eat her ass.

941
00:47:44,878 --> 00:47:46,199
(man imitating zombie groans)

942
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,033
Yeah.

943
00:47:49,397 --> 00:47:50,705
(suspenseful music)

944
00:47:50,706 --> 00:47:53,706
(footsteps tapping)

945
00:47:55,735 --> 00:47:57,703
(door thudding)

946
00:47:57,704 --> 00:48:00,371
(lock clicking)

947
00:48:04,814 --> 00:48:08,564
(murderer breathing heavily)

948
00:48:14,894 --> 00:48:17,394
(tense music)

949
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:21,713
(footsteps clattering)

950
00:48:25,271 --> 00:48:28,021
(victim gagging)

951
00:48:28,955 --> 00:48:32,788
- [TV] Let's go. (indistinct)

952
00:48:33,682 --> 00:48:36,231
Hey Randy. Light these torches over here.

953
00:48:36,232 --> 00:48:38,609
(door squeaking)

954
00:48:38,610 --> 00:48:39,573
- Door's unlocked.

955
00:48:46,770 --> 00:48:50,099
- Oh, your plan sucks.

956
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:50,932
- Fuck!

957
00:48:50,933 --> 00:48:53,163
- [Jen] Maybe the other
guys had better luck.

958
00:48:54,174 --> 00:48:56,757
(somber music)

959
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,073
- Maybe we shouldn't
have stopped for tacos.

960
00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,163
- They were so good though.

961
00:49:14,070 --> 00:49:16,949
- You are two fucking idiots go upstairs

962
00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:18,423
and I'll go check downstairs.

963
00:49:24,980 --> 00:49:27,730
(feet shuffling)

964
00:49:28,949 --> 00:49:29,969
(objects clattering)

965
00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:31,619
- Hey!

966
00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:33,705
Sam's kind of a bitch, right?

967
00:49:33,706 --> 00:49:36,289
(light music)

968
00:49:52,224 --> 00:49:57,224
(footsteps tapping)
(light music)

969
00:50:04,773 --> 00:50:07,440
(ominous music)

970
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:11,124
(feet tapping)

971
00:50:27,510 --> 00:50:29,110
- I know you're still down here.

972
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,493
It's okay.

973
00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:35,013
I'm alone.

974
00:50:37,140 --> 00:50:38,223
Come out.

975
00:50:39,282 --> 00:50:42,363
(ominous music)

976
00:50:42,364 --> 00:50:46,114
(murderer breathing heavily)

977
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:52,410
You're getting close to your 13th kill.

978
00:50:55,230 --> 00:50:58,593
I have two idiots upstairs
that we can add to your count.

979
00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:01,810
So how about

980
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:07,233
we raise King Acula together?

981
00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:12,360
(Sam choking)

982
00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:14,663
(head thuds)

983
00:51:14,664 --> 00:51:16,183
- Your phone's ringing.

984
00:51:16,184 --> 00:51:18,389
(phone buzzing)

985
00:51:18,390 --> 00:51:21,273
- Uh, this might actually be the killer.

986
00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:23,943
Hello.

987
00:51:23,944 --> 00:51:26,339
(person speaks indistinctly)

988
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:27,783
Guys, it's the killer.

989
00:51:29,464 --> 00:51:33,214
(person speaks indistinctly)

990
00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:42,063
Well, (sighs) I know where we need to go.

991
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,270
- You know it's a trap, right?

992
00:51:49,470 --> 00:51:50,303
- Probably.

993
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,367
(ominous music)

994
00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:14,625
(engine rumbling)

995
00:52:30,643 --> 00:52:33,060
(doors thud)

996
00:52:37,530 --> 00:52:41,609
I still can't believe
you two guys lost Sam.

997
00:52:41,610 --> 00:52:43,559
You better hope she's okay.

998
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,693
- She's the one that wanted to separate.

999
00:52:47,850 --> 00:52:50,396
I'm gonna go get something out of her car.

1000
00:52:50,397 --> 00:52:52,210
(suspenseful music)

1001
00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:55,128
(traffic rumbling)

1002
00:52:59,550 --> 00:53:02,579
- Our winding paths will soon intersect,

1003
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:05,043
and then the harrowing descent begins.

1004
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,249
- Okay.

1005
00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:09,929
It's the same mixture
of drugs and holy water

1006
00:53:09,930 --> 00:53:12,030
you two used to take down Acula last year.

1007
00:53:13,029 --> 00:53:15,563
You have to weaken the demon
if we even stand a chance.

1008
00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:24,230
- Alright, Acula, this
time I'ma see you coming.

1009
00:53:28,307 --> 00:53:30,899
- So are you guys ready
to do this or what?

1010
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,159
- Of course, dude.

1011
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,309
We got the dream team and Boston Mike.

1012
00:53:35,310 --> 00:53:36,483
What could go wrong?

1013
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,199
- Sorry. Did you say what could go wrong?

1014
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,032
I don't know.

1015
00:53:41,033 --> 00:53:42,599
How about the fact Acula is most likely

1016
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,519
gonna kill all of us, and then afterwards

1017
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,609
we get to get butt fucked
by demons for all eternity.

1018
00:53:47,610 --> 00:53:50,159
- Wait, wait, wait. It's
that really on the table?

1019
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,695
- Jesus Christ, Ezekiel,
is that what was happening to you guys

1020
00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:54,773
before we wished you back to Earth?

1021
00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:03,723
- Acula ain't getting me again.

1022
00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:09,562
(guns clicking)

1023
00:54:12,274 --> 00:54:16,191
(suspenseful music continues)

1024
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,593
- We're all gonna fucking die.

1025
00:54:43,284 --> 00:54:47,117
(suspenseful music continues)

1026
00:54:59,323 --> 00:55:02,073
(chain clinking)

1027
00:55:09,255 --> 00:55:11,755
(door clicks)

1028
00:55:16,135 --> 00:55:19,968
(suspenseful music continues)

1029
00:55:32,354 --> 00:55:34,259
- I found the power.

1030
00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:37,199
- We still need to find an
object to trap Acula in.

1031
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,750
That is if we're still
alive to perform the ritual.

1032
00:55:40,650 --> 00:55:42,329
- No more trapping.

1033
00:55:42,330 --> 00:55:44,073
Tonight we kill the demon forever.

1034
00:55:50,622 --> 00:55:51,455
Shh.

1035
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:54,929
- Okay, what's the plan now, Cincy?

1036
00:55:54,930 --> 00:55:57,539
- This place is huge. We need to split up.

1037
00:55:57,540 --> 00:56:00,203
- He's right. What's the plan?

1038
00:56:00,204 --> 00:56:02,219
- All right, no one makes
a move on their own.

1039
00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,113
We need to do this together.

1040
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:08,939
You two guys, go upstairs,
take the escalator.

1041
00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:09,993
But before that,

1042
00:56:11,857 --> 00:56:13,413
"Kill evil" on three.

1043
00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:20,433
- Oh, you guys serious?

1044
00:56:21,533 --> 00:56:22,889
- Come on.
- Yeah.

1045
00:56:22,890 --> 00:56:24,719
- This one's for you, Eddie.

1046
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,609
- 1, 2, 3.

1047
00:56:26,610 --> 00:56:27,670
- [All] Kill evil.

1048
00:56:27,671 --> 00:56:28,504
- Shh.

1049
00:56:30,216 --> 00:56:31,216
It's not on.

1050
00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:35,837
- They're stairs. Just use them as stairs.

1051
00:56:37,405 --> 00:56:41,322
(suspenseful music continues)

1052
00:56:45,866 --> 00:56:47,389
- Shh.

1053
00:56:47,390 --> 00:56:50,390
(footsteps tapping)

1054
00:56:56,848 --> 00:56:59,598
- Dude, flip flops again. Really?

1055
00:57:02,379 --> 00:57:07,379
(gate clatters)
(elevator hums)

1056
00:57:28,698 --> 00:57:31,365
(gate clatters)

1057
00:57:35,758 --> 00:57:37,925
- [Ezekiel] You all ready?

1058
00:57:42,276 --> 00:57:46,109
(suspenseful music continues)

1059
00:57:57,621 --> 00:57:59,359
- Hey.
- Yeah.

1060
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,329
- [Mike] If my head blows up.

1061
00:58:00,330 --> 00:58:01,811
Don't leave me this time.

1062
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,192
- Yeah.

1063
00:58:03,193 --> 00:58:05,227
(suspenseful music continues)

1064
00:58:05,228 --> 00:58:08,978
(murderer breathing heavily)

1065
00:58:29,698 --> 00:58:33,531
(suspenseful music continues)

1066
00:58:42,343 --> 00:58:45,614
(feet tapping)

1067
00:58:45,615 --> 00:58:46,948
- Anything?
- No.

1068
00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:53,403
(Sam whimpers)

1069
00:58:55,788 --> 00:58:58,455
(hopeful music)

1070
00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:00,587
- Is someone there?

1071
00:59:00,588 --> 00:59:02,816
Is someone? Cincy?

1072
00:59:02,817 --> 00:59:03,946
Cincy! Cincy!

1073
00:59:03,947 --> 00:59:05,030
Cincy! Cincy!

1074
00:59:06,279 --> 00:59:08,216
Please, somebody help me!

1075
00:59:08,217 --> 00:59:09,057
Please help me.

1076
00:59:09,058 --> 00:59:12,120
(Sam shrieks and whimpers)

1077
00:59:12,121 --> 00:59:14,539
Cincy! Please help me.

1078
00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:15,707
Cincy help me.

1079
00:59:16,870 --> 00:59:19,537
(Sam shrieking)

1080
00:59:21,651 --> 00:59:23,901
Help! Help, please help me.

1081
00:59:25,297 --> 00:59:26,130
Please.

1082
00:59:28,528 --> 00:59:29,729
Please somebody help.

1083
00:59:29,730 --> 00:59:31,687
Cincy! Cincy, please.

1084
00:59:31,688 --> 00:59:32,558
Get me out of here.

1085
00:59:32,559 --> 00:59:34,407
Get me out of here.

1086
00:59:34,408 --> 00:59:35,757
- Sam, what the fuck?

1087
00:59:35,758 --> 00:59:37,626
- He's gonna light me on fucking fire.

1088
00:59:37,627 --> 00:59:39,597
He's gonna light me on fucking fire.

1089
00:59:39,598 --> 00:59:43,069
(Sam whimpering hysterically)

1090
00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:44,653
Cincy, please help.

1091
00:59:49,021 --> 00:59:52,486
(Sam shrieking and sobbing)

1092
00:59:52,487 --> 00:59:55,570
- Uh uh uh. I don't fucking think so.

1093
00:59:56,409 --> 00:59:58,592
Did you bring water guns?

1094
00:59:58,593 --> 00:59:59,853
What am I? A gremlin?

1095
01:00:00,912 --> 01:00:02,559
I'm not allowed to get wet?

1096
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,893
- It's not Acula. It's a ritual.

1097
01:00:05,350 --> 01:00:07,049
It's a ritual.

1098
01:00:07,050 --> 01:00:08,939
- 13th kill.

1099
01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:10,340
- What is she talking about?

1100
01:00:13,264 --> 01:00:14,849
- He's not Acula.

1101
01:00:14,850 --> 01:00:17,373
He's not raising Princess Acula either.

1102
01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:23,069
This ritual will call
King Acula to the world

1103
01:00:23,070 --> 01:00:24,663
and he'll rule for eternity.

1104
01:00:26,730 --> 01:00:28,983
It's the 13th blood sacrifice.

1105
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,099
(Sam sobbing)

1106
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,843
We are fucked!

1107
01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:49,739
(ominous music)

1108
01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:50,643
- You're too late.

1109
01:00:52,860 --> 01:00:53,943
- This asshole!

1110
01:00:54,930 --> 01:00:56,153
- What? Are you kidding me?

1111
01:00:57,510 --> 01:00:59,729
(scoffs) You guys didn't know
it was me the whole time.

1112
01:00:59,730 --> 01:01:01,479
I wasn't even trying to hide it.

1113
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,503
I killed 12 people, you fucking idiot.

1114
01:01:05,528 --> 01:01:07,323
- Oh, I just don't know. Whew.

1115
01:01:08,307 --> 01:01:10,473
Are we gonna blast this fucker or what?

1116
01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:13,360
- Why don't we just kick this dude's ass?

1117
01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:17,009
- Won't matter. He's at 12.

1118
01:01:17,010 --> 01:01:18,659
Doesn't matter who the 13th kill is.

1119
01:01:18,660 --> 01:01:21,693
If anyone dies here tonight, Acula rises.

1120
01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:26,189
- You know what?

1121
01:01:26,190 --> 01:01:28,413
Fuck this guy. NARC's right.

1122
01:01:29,550 --> 01:01:32,357
Let's just kick his fucking ass.

1123
01:01:32,358 --> 01:01:34,347
- (laughs) Now we're talking.

1124
01:01:34,348 --> 01:01:35,339
(metal clangs)

1125
01:01:35,340 --> 01:01:37,504
- Oh damn. Oh shit.

1126
01:01:37,505 --> 01:01:38,539
(tense music)
- [Sam] No, Cincy.

1127
01:01:43,706 --> 01:01:45,275
- Fuck you, Cincy.

1128
01:01:45,276 --> 01:01:47,553
- (whimpers) No!

1129
01:01:47,554 --> 01:01:50,304
Oh no. (sobbing)

1130
01:01:51,930 --> 01:01:53,943
- Cincy Nerd, you arrogant fuck.

1131
01:01:57,570 --> 01:01:59,883
They came to save you with water guns.

1132
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:04,019
I killed 12 people.

1133
01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:05,219
12 people!

1134
01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:07,889
And they came to save you with water guns.

1135
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:08,820
What the fuck?

1136
01:02:10,650 --> 01:02:12,233
You stupid fucks!

1137
01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:15,663
I bet you were making videos on the way.

1138
01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:20,043
I bet you were toy
hunting on the way here.

1139
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,690
What the fuck is the matter with you?

1140
01:02:26,310 --> 01:02:28,859
Welcome to the Jordan Show.

1141
01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:32,103
And this is Jordan's favorite scary movie.

1142
01:02:36,270 --> 01:02:37,683
You all disgust me.

1143
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,689
You think you could just
get away with it too?

1144
01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:45,989
Everyone just lets you get
away with it all the time.

1145
01:02:45,990 --> 01:02:47,519
But not Jordan.

1146
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:48,843
- Wait, he's not Acula?

1147
01:02:51,150 --> 01:02:53,999
- You Look for someone that's
maybe down on his luck,

1148
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,839
needs a few bucks and
then you rip him off.

1149
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,733
But that's not even what bothered me.

1150
01:03:00,990 --> 01:03:02,499
And you're just as bad as that.

1151
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,419
(Sam whimpers)

1152
01:03:03,420 --> 01:03:05,639
That's not even what bothered me.

1153
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,609
What bothered me is that you
go on the fucking internet

1154
01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:11,789
and call me a fuckboy.

1155
01:03:11,790 --> 01:03:13,919
Do I look like a fucking fuckboy?

1156
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,959
Do I look like a fucking fuckboy?

1157
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,853
Do I look like a fucking fuckboy?

1158
01:03:18,930 --> 01:03:21,879
Do I? No.

1159
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,143
(chuckles) You social media influencers,

1160
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,953
you vloggers, you collectors,

1161
01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:34,319
all of you think it's so cool

1162
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:35,789
to just go around, make videos,

1163
01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:37,439
try to take advantage of your fans.

1164
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,349
Tell 'em what to do, what to watch,

1165
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,063
what to wear, what to buy.

1166
01:03:44,430 --> 01:03:45,333
For what?

1167
01:03:47,430 --> 01:03:49,079
To sell more ad time.

1168
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:53,943
And then even today, with every kill,

1169
01:03:55,950 --> 01:04:00,362
you promoted more and
more of your own agenda.

1170
01:04:00,363 --> 01:04:02,219
(Sam sobbing)

1171
01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,413
Oh wait, there's more.

1172
01:04:05,850 --> 01:04:09,055
I almost forgot to tell you the best pa-

1173
01:04:09,056 --> 01:04:09,888
(door thuds)

1174
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,515
- You have the right to remain silent.

1175
01:04:11,516 --> 01:04:14,213
(gunshots banging)

1176
01:04:14,214 --> 01:04:16,714
(Sam gasping)

1177
01:04:20,730 --> 01:04:21,563
Forever!

1178
01:04:24,985 --> 01:04:26,272
(somber music)

1179
01:04:26,273 --> 01:04:27,804
- Cincy?

1180
01:04:27,805 --> 01:04:28,638
Cincy!

1181
01:04:30,526 --> 01:04:31,650
Cincy get me out here.

1182
01:04:33,435 --> 01:04:37,075
Please get help.
(ominous music)

1183
01:04:37,076 --> 01:04:40,764
- Oh, honey, Cincy's not here anymore.

1184
01:04:40,765 --> 01:04:41,598
- What?

1185
01:04:42,450 --> 01:04:45,573
- The name's King Acula And you're fired.

1186
01:04:46,646 --> 01:04:51,646
(Sam screaming)
(flames hissing)

1187
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:52,583
- No! See ya.

1188
01:04:54,021 --> 01:04:56,688
(Sam screaming)

1189
01:04:59,517 --> 01:05:00,869
- Ah! Sam!

1190
01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:01,863
- Oh Jesus.

1191
01:05:02,977 --> 01:05:05,553
(sighs) That was a fucked up dream.

1192
01:05:07,230 --> 01:05:08,063
Yeah.

1193
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,583
All right, I'm gonna go check my subs.

1194
01:05:12,736 --> 01:05:15,736
(water splattering)

1195
01:05:20,705 --> 01:05:24,207
(toothbrush scraping)

1196
01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:26,791
(egg sizzling)

1197
01:05:30,990 --> 01:05:33,359
Craig. Holy shit, dude.

1198
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,129
Oh my God. It's so good to see you.

1199
01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:36,869
- Yeah, dude, it's great to see you too.

1200
01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:38,013
You, you all right?

1201
01:05:38,943 --> 01:05:39,775
- I'm okay, dude.

1202
01:05:39,776 --> 01:05:41,729
I, I had a fucked up dream last night

1203
01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:43,799
and it's just really good to see you.

1204
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,299
Anyway, I'm here for
the neck of pre-orders,

1205
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:47,336
but I gotta take a shit.

1206
01:05:47,337 --> 01:05:48,569
- Oh.
- And I am afraid

1207
01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:49,589
of that bathroom.
- Yeah.

1208
01:05:49,590 --> 01:05:51,652
- I'm gonna use Horror Freak's bathroom.
- For sure, man.

1209
01:05:51,653 --> 01:05:52,485
Go around the back.

1210
01:05:52,486 --> 01:05:53,459
- Yeah.
- Go through the back.

1211
01:05:53,460 --> 01:05:55,409
Because there's some old man in there.

1212
01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:56,699
Creepy ass old man.

1213
01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:58,619
I'm pretty sure he's flashing Eric

1214
01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,895
and I think they're fucking, dude.

1215
01:05:59,896 --> 01:06:02,489
- [Cincy] Ooh. What the frick?

1216
01:06:02,490 --> 01:06:03,322
- Yeah. I don't know.

1217
01:06:03,323 --> 01:06:05,399
It's weird shit, but just
giving you a heads up.

1218
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,977
- Yeah. Fuck creepy ass
old men, dude. Right?

1219
01:06:07,978 --> 01:06:09,419
- Yeah fuck creepy ass old man, dude.

1220
01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:10,739
- Good job, buddy.

1221
01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:12,783
That's why you are my NARC.

1222
01:06:13,650 --> 01:06:14,643
You're my NARC!

1223
01:06:16,410 --> 01:06:18,843
- Nerd. That's why you're my Cincy Nerd.

1224
01:06:19,693 --> 01:06:23,429
(sinister music continues)

1225
01:06:23,430 --> 01:06:26,883
- This is no ordinary witching board.

1226
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:30,959
This is a vessel board.

1227
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,679
It has been in my family for decades,

1228
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:39,329
and it was last used to trap the presence

1229
01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:44,123
of a demon princess by the name of Acula.

1230
01:06:47,845 --> 01:06:48,678
- Acula?

1231
01:06:50,617 --> 01:06:51,806
Acula?

1232
01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:53,849
(sinister music)

1233
01:06:53,850 --> 01:06:55,400
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1234
01:06:56,670 --> 01:06:57,843
Not fucking again.

1235
01:06:59,460 --> 01:07:01,709
Fucking shit on myself.

1236
01:07:01,710 --> 01:07:03,993
Eric don't take that goddamn board.

1237
01:07:05,577 --> 01:07:08,160
(upbeat music)

1238
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,989
- Whatever happened to predictability,

1239
01:07:12,990 --> 01:07:17,219
the milkman, the paper
boy, the evening TV.

1240
01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:20,013
Wow, that is awesome.

1241
01:07:20,850 --> 01:07:23,159
It's gotta be. This is amazing.

1242
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,619
We could use this for
Ashley's going away party.

1243
01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:27,809
Do a seance and everything.

1244
01:07:27,810 --> 01:07:30,260
Yeah, freak the shit out
of everybody. I like it.

1245
01:07:31,710 --> 01:07:34,349
- Ash, babe, let's go.

1246
01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:36,029
- No way. This is your last night here.

1247
01:07:36,030 --> 01:07:37,480
You need to spend it with us.

1248
01:07:40,670 --> 01:07:41,998
(door creaks)

1249
01:07:41,999 --> 01:07:43,679
- Hey, you losers want to drink some beer

1250
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,689
and do a seance tonight?

1251
01:07:45,690 --> 01:07:47,519
Hey, Eric's trying to
resurrect a girlfriend.

1252
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,049
- A what?

1253
01:07:49,050 --> 01:07:49,882
- Cool.

1254
01:07:49,883 --> 01:07:51,658
Girls bring the candles. All right.

1255
01:07:51,659 --> 01:07:56,618
♪ It's the cry of the Banshee ♪

1256
01:07:56,619 --> 01:08:00,188
♪ Just like a siren's call ♪

1257
01:08:00,189 --> 01:08:05,189
♪ It's the cry of the Banshee ♪

1258
01:08:05,406 --> 01:08:08,839
♪ Are you ready to fall ♪

1259
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:13,840
♪ It's the cry of the Banshee ♪

1260
01:08:14,147 --> 01:08:17,477
♪ She is leading me on ♪

1261
01:08:17,478 --> 01:08:22,478
♪ It's the cry of the Banshee ♪

1262
01:08:22,787 --> 01:08:26,687
♪ Such a beautiful song ♪

1263
01:08:26,688 --> 01:08:29,688
(rock guitar music)

1264
01:09:03,687 --> 01:09:07,908
♪ Sha Nana na na Nana na na na ♪

1265
01:09:07,909 --> 01:09:11,846
♪ Sha na na na na ♪

1266
01:09:11,847 --> 01:09:16,428
♪ Sha Nana na na Nana na na na ♪

1267
01:09:16,429 --> 01:09:20,395
♪ Sha na na na na ♪

1268
01:09:20,396 --> 01:09:25,147
♪ Sha Nana na na Nana na na na ♪

1269
01:09:25,148 --> 01:09:28,876
♪ Sha na na na na ♪

1270
01:09:28,877 --> 01:09:32,544
♪ Sha Nana na na Nana na na ♪

1271
01:09:37,055 --> 01:09:40,472
(soft suspenseful music)

1272
01:10:20,471 --> 01:10:24,304
(suspenseful music continues)

1273
01:10:59,933 --> 01:11:03,766
(suspenseful music continues)

1274
01:11:29,230 --> 01:11:33,063
(suspenseful music continues)

1275
01:11:58,984 --> 01:12:02,817
(suspenseful music continues)

1276
01:12:29,502 --> 01:12:33,335
(suspenseful music continues)

1277
01:12:40,992 --> 01:12:43,575
(upbeat music)

1278
01:13:02,963 --> 01:13:06,800
(upbeat music fades)

1279
01:13:06,801 --> 01:13:10,593
- God, I don't even, I know
how to talk about this.

1280
01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:14,462
Earlier tonight, we
started getting reports in

1281
01:13:14,463 --> 01:13:16,353
that there was a massacre.

1282
01:13:19,492 --> 01:13:21,470
I, I don't know what to do

1283
01:13:23,310 --> 01:13:25,739
other than at this point just pray.

1284
01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:28,649
Pray that the police
figure out what's going on

1285
01:13:28,650 --> 01:13:30,100
so they can put an end to it.

1286
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:36,029
I wish I had more answers
than that, but I don't.

1287
01:13:36,030 --> 01:13:36,863
So...

1288
01:13:38,970 --> 01:13:41,129
Anyway, uh, guys, uh, just be sure

1289
01:13:41,130 --> 01:13:44,519
to hit that like button, subscribe

1290
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,799
and um, bell notifications,

1291
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,229
and also uh, down below, leave a comment.

1292
01:13:49,230 --> 01:13:51,580
Let me know what you
think about the massacres.

1293
01:13:53,310 --> 01:13:55,660
Stay strong and I'll see
you on the next video.

1294
01:13:57,630 --> 01:13:58,462
Cool.

1295
01:13:58,463 --> 01:14:00,449
Um. Hey, Jay.

1296
01:14:00,450 --> 01:14:03,389
Yo. Hey, man.

1297
01:14:03,390 --> 01:14:05,104
Empty out the van.

1298
01:14:05,105 --> 01:14:06,809
(chuckles) Do you even
realize how many toys

1299
01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:09,659
and games are about to be
on the market right now?

1300
01:14:09,660 --> 01:14:10,493
Retro.

1301
01:14:11,355 --> 01:14:12,629
Woo. Jackpot.

1302
01:14:12,630 --> 01:14:13,463
Let's go!

1303
01:14:21,946 --> 01:14:24,446
(eerie music)