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I wish you wouldn't
do that around me.
It's so filthy!

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Don't give me a problem
about the cigarettes.
It's such a filthy habit.

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Oh, my God!

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Look at this.

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Oh, Jesus.
This is so appalling.

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I can't believe it.

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I can't believe
they gave it to him.

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Ah, this is pathetic.

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Now he's a loser
with a Jaguar.

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Seriously,
who did he have to blow
to get that thing?

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Good morning, sir.
Mr. Willis.

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It's really a...

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Mr. Trask!

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Quite a piece
of machinery.

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Good morning, Havemeyer.
Morning to you, sir.

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Bene!

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Bene?
Bene! Fabulous!

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What's fabulous?

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That fine piece of steel
you have back there.

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Ah, you don't think
I deserve it.

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No, sir.
On the contrary.

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I think
it's great.

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Why should the
headmaster of Baird
be seen putt-putting

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around in some junker?

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In fact, I think the
board of trustees have had

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their first true stroke
of inspiration in some time.

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Well, thank you,
Havemeyer.

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I'll take that at face value.

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I'd expect
nothing less, sir.

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Have a good day.

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Morning,
Mrs. Hunsaker.
Good morning.

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What have we here,
Murderer's Row?

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What was that about?

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Nothing. Just saying hello.

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I like to say hello
to Headmaster Trask.

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Sugarbush. Lift tickets
and condo vouchers.

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I thought we were
going to Stowe.

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Sugarbush
is Stowe, Jimmy.

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This year we're
doing it right.

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Thanksgiving in Vermont,
Christmas in Switzerland...

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Christmas in Gstaad
is gonna cost us...
"Staad."

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The "G" is silent.

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"Staad." George?

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"Staad."
Trent?

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"Staad," man.
So what about Staad?

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Fine. The "G" may
be silent,

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but it's gonna take at least
three grand to get there.

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I'll have to talk
to my father.

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Better yet,
have my father
talk to your father.

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Or my father
talk to your father.

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You going home
this weekend, Chas?

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I don't know.

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You going home
to fuckin' Idaho
for Thanksgiving?

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I'm from Oregon.

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I meant
fuckin' Oregon.

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Charlie, how do you
feel about skiing?

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You in the mood for
the white-bosomed
slopes of Vermont?

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Got a deal going.

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20% off for
my friends.

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My father set it up.

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Christmas
in Switzerland.

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Staad.
Gstaad.
Dropping the "G" is phony.

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You said
everybody
says "Staad."

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Not if you've
been there.

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Easter in Bermuda,
then Kentucky Derby
weekend.

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We could fit
you in, kid.

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Well, how much are
these white-bosomed
slopes of Vermont?

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1,200.

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Includes a nine-course,
champagne
Thanksgiving dinner.

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$1,200 is a little rich
for my blood, Harry.

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Well, how short
are you?

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How short, Harry?

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So short it wouldn't be
worth the trouble
of you and George to measure.

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But thanks for askin',
all right?

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Mmm-hmm.

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If you change
your mind...

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What'd you do that for?
You know he's on aid.

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On major
holidays, Willis,

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it's customary
for the lord of the manor

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to offer drippings
to the poor.

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You're so
full of shit!

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Hi. Mrs. Rossi?

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Yes?

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I'm here about
the weekend job.

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Come on in.

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Does he got pimples?
He hates pimples.

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Francine, be quiet.

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Pimples.
Pimples. Yeah.

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Shush!

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I'm sorry. The school
gave me your name,
but I've forgotten it.

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It's Charlie Simms.

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How are you,
Charlie?
Fine, thanks.

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Right this way.

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You're available
the whole weekend?

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Yeah.

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Not going home
for Thanksgiving?
No.

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Good.

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They put him in
a veteran's home,
but he hated it,

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so I told my dad
that we'd take him.

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Before you go in,
do you mind my
telling you a few things?

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Don't "sir" him
and don't ask him
too many questions.

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And if he
staggers a little
when he gets up,

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don't pay
any attention.

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Charlie,
I can tell you're
the right person for the job.

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And Uncle Frank's
gonna like you a lot, too.

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Where you gonna be
this weekend?

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We're driving to Albany.

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Donny, my husband,
has family there.

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Do you want
Tommy in or out?

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Leave him out!

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He's chasing that
Calico ginch from
the track houses again!

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Down deep, the man
is a lump of sugar.

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Sir?

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Don't call me sir.

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I'm sorry.

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I mean mister, sir.

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Uh-oh, we got a moron here,
is that it?

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No, mister...

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That is...

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Lieutenant.
Yes, sir...

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Lieutenant Colonel.

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Twenty-six years on the line,
nobody ever busted me
four grades before.

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Get in here,
you idiot!

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Come a little closer.
I wanna get a
better look at you.

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How's your skin, son?

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My skin, sir?

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Oh, for
Christ's sake.

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I'm sorry, I don...
Just call me Frank.

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Call me Mr. Slade.

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Call me Colonel,
if you must. Just don't
call me sir.

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All right, Colonel.

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Simms, Charles.

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A senior.

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You on
student aid, Simms?

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Yes, I am.

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For "student aid"
read "crook."

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Your father
peddles car telephones
at a 300% markup.

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Your mother works
on heavy commission
in a camera store.

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Graduated to it
from espresso machines.

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What are you, dying of
some wasting disease?

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No, I'm right...
I'm right here.

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I know exactly where
your body is.

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What I'm lookin' for
is some
indication of a brain.

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Too much football
without a helmet?

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Hah! Lyndon's line
on Gerry Ford.

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Deputy Debriefer, Paris,
Peace Talks, '66.

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Snagged the Silver Star
and a silver bar.
Threw me into G-2.

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G-2?

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Intelligence,
of which you have none.

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Where you from?

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Gresham, Oregon,

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Colonel.

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What does your daddy do
in Gresham, Oregon?

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Hmm?
Count wood chips?

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My stepfather and my mom
run a convenience store.

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How convenient.
What time they open?

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5:00 a.m.

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Close?

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1:00 a.m.

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Hard workers.

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You got me all
misty-eyed!

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So, what are you doing here
in this sparrow-fart town?

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I attend Baird.

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Attend Baird!

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I know you go
to the Baird school.

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Point is,
how do you afford it,

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even with the student aid
and the folks back home
hustlin' corn nuts?

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I won a Young American
merit scholarship.

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Hoo-ah!

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Glory, glory
Hallelujah

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Glory, glory
Hallelujah

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Who's there?

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That little
piece of tail?

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Get her outta here!

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Yeah.

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Can't believe
they're my blood.

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IQ of sloths and
the manners of banshees.

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He's a mechanic,
she's a homemaker.

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He knows as much about cars
as a beauty queen,

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and she bakes cookies,
taste like wing nuts.

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As for the tots,
they're twits.

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How's your skin, son?
I like my aides
to be presentable.

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Well, I...

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I've had a few zits.

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But my roommate,
he lent me his Clinique

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because he's from
Chestnut Hill
and he's got...

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"The History of My Skin,"
by Charles Simms.

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You patronizing me,
peewee? Hmm?

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You givin' me
that old prep school
palaver?

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Baird School!

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A bunch of runny-nosed
snots in tweed jackets

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all studyin'
to be George Bush.

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Well...

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I believe President Bush
went to Andover, Colonel.

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You sharpshootin'
me, punk?

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Is that what
you're doin'?

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Don't you
sharpshoot me.

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You'll give me 40.

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Then you're gonna give me
40 more.

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Then you're gonna
pull K.P.,
the grease pit!

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I'll rub your nose
in enlisted men's crud

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till you don't
know which end is up!

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You understand?

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Yeah.

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What do you want?

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What do you mean,
what do I want?

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What do you want here?

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I want a job.

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A job!

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Yeah, I want a job
so I can make, you know,

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my plane fare home
for Christmas.

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Oh, God,
you're touching!

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They used to waltz on the banks

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Of the mighty Mississippi

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Loving the whole
night through

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Till the riverboat gambler

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Went off to make a killin'

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And bring it on back to you

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Still here, poormouth?

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Hmm?

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Convenience store,

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my ass!

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Hustlin' jalapeno dips
to the appleseeds.

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Go on.

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Dismissed.

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Dismissed!

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Evangeline

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Evangeline

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Mrs. Rossi?

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Charlie, we're up here!
Come on up.

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This is Donny.
Hey, Charlie.

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Hi.

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Mrs. Rossi, I got
the feelin' I screwed up.

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Oh, you couldn't have.

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It was a
bad interview.

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That was no interview,
Charlie. You're it.

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You're the only
one that showed up.
You have to take the job.

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He sleeps a lot. You can
watch television,
call your girlfriend.

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I promise you,
an easy 300 bucks.

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I don't get
an easy feeling.

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His bark is worse
than his bite.

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He was a great soldier,
a real hero.

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The man grows on you.

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By Sunday night,
you'll be best friends.

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Charlie, please.

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I want to get
away with my husband
for a few days,

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and Uncle Frank
won't come with us.

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Six months ago,
he could sometimes tell
light from dark,

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but now there's nothing.

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I just feel better
having someone else
around just in case.

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Please?

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Okay, Mrs. Rossi.

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00:17:13.432 --> 00:17:14.559
Sure.

255
00:17:14.734 --> 00:17:17.002
Thank you, Charlie.

256
00:17:17.003 --> 00:17:18.436
Come here, you.

257
00:17:26.712 --> 00:17:28.546
There you go.

258
00:17:28.547 --> 00:17:30.914
Chas. Chas, hold up.

259
00:17:32.451 --> 00:17:34.686
How you doin'?
I'm good.

260
00:17:34.687 --> 00:17:35.984
That's great.

261
00:17:36.555 --> 00:17:38.615
This can't go out.
This is on reserve.

262
00:17:42.295 --> 00:17:43.956
Here's the thing.

263
00:17:44.297 --> 00:17:46.822
I need the book tonight

264
00:17:47.667 --> 00:17:50.535
for a Thanksgiving quiz
with big-shit Preston
in the morning.

265
00:17:50.536 --> 00:17:52.971
Yeah, I know.
That's why he
put it on reserve.

266
00:17:52.972 --> 00:17:54.339
This is our only copy.

267
00:17:54.340 --> 00:17:56.775
Chas, I'm pullin'
an all-nighter.

268
00:17:56.776 --> 00:17:59.438
Without that book
I'm dead, okay?

269
00:18:01.414 --> 00:18:04.916
If it's not back
by 7:30, it's gonna
be my ass.

270
00:18:04.917 --> 00:18:07.011
Oh, I promise.
I promise.

271
00:18:15.928 --> 00:18:17.919
Got it?
Yeah.

272
00:18:32.611 --> 00:18:34.876
Just a second.
I gotta lock up.

273
00:18:39.518 --> 00:18:40.884
Okay.

274
00:18:42.455 --> 00:18:45.117
God, can you wait
to get out of this
dump or what?

275
00:18:50.763 --> 00:18:53.631
Where you guys
going skiing again?
Sugarloaf or...

276
00:18:53.632 --> 00:18:55.567
It's bush, Chas,
Sugarbush.

277
00:19:05.745 --> 00:19:07.445
That's my boys.

278
00:19:07.446 --> 00:19:09.481
What are you doin'?

279
00:19:09.482 --> 00:19:12.450
Keep your voice down!

280
00:19:12.451 --> 00:19:14.786
I'll tell you about it
in the morning.

281
00:19:17.423 --> 00:19:18.788
What...

282
00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:21.359
Mrs. Hunsaker,
have a nice day?

283
00:19:21.360 --> 00:19:23.128
George, why
all the noise?

284
00:19:24.797 --> 00:19:27.632
It's Hunsaker! Go! Go!

285
00:19:27.633 --> 00:19:29.801
I was just
messin' around with Chas.

286
00:19:29.802 --> 00:19:31.069
Good evening, Charles.

287
00:19:31.070 --> 00:19:32.435
Hi, Mrs. Hunsaker.

288
00:19:38.210 --> 00:19:40.372
What was that?
I don't know, ma'am.

289
00:19:40.880 --> 00:19:42.147
Who were
those boys?

290
00:19:42.148 --> 00:19:43.945
Oh, who knows?
What were they doing?

291
00:19:44.183 --> 00:19:45.878
Charles?

292
00:19:46.285 --> 00:19:47.619
Um...

293
00:19:47.620 --> 00:19:49.687
Did you make this
scarf yourself?

294
00:19:49.688 --> 00:19:51.289
No, George,
I bought it.

295
00:19:51.290 --> 00:19:54.092
'Cause it's a beauty.
It really is.
Thank you, George.

296
00:19:54.093 --> 00:19:56.824
In case I don't
see you before
the Thanksgiving holidays,

297
00:19:57.263 --> 00:19:58.930
why don't you give me
one of your big hugs?

298
00:19:58.931 --> 00:20:00.432
Oh, George!
Please?

299
00:20:00.433 --> 00:20:01.933
Good evening, boys.
Come on.

300
00:20:01.934 --> 00:20:03.334
Goodbye,
Mrs. Hunsaker.

301
00:20:25.157 --> 00:20:28.059
Mr. Trask is our
fearless leader,

302
00:20:29.361 --> 00:20:32.422
a man of learning,
a voracious reader.

303
00:20:34.066 --> 00:20:36.865
He could recite the lliad
in ancient Greek

304
00:20:38.003 --> 00:20:41.371
while fishing for trout
in a rippling creek.

305
00:20:42.675 --> 00:20:46.702
Endowed with wisdom,
of judgment sound,

306
00:20:47.279 --> 00:20:51.216
nevertheless about him
the questions abound.

307
00:20:57.056 --> 00:21:00.617
How does Mr. Trask
make such wonderful deals?

308
00:21:01.193 --> 00:21:04.789
Why did the trustees
buy him Jaguar wheels?

309
00:21:05.798 --> 00:21:07.561
He wasn't conniving.

310
00:21:08.134 --> 00:21:10.235
He wasn't crass.

311
00:21:10.236 --> 00:21:12.602
He merely
puckered his lips

312
00:21:15.441 --> 00:21:17.809
and kissed their ass!

313
00:21:36.128 --> 00:21:37.562
Come on.

314
00:21:37.696 --> 00:21:39.130
Come on.

315
00:21:43.536 --> 00:21:44.736
One more.

316
00:21:44.737 --> 00:21:46.034
One more, come on!

317
00:22:05.825 --> 00:22:07.224
Fuck you!

318
00:22:14.066 --> 00:22:17.434
Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.

319
00:22:18.103 --> 00:22:19.196
Hmm.

320
00:22:20.639 --> 00:22:22.941
Mrs. Hunsaker says
that you gentlemen

321
00:22:22.942 --> 00:22:24.909
were at a vantage
point last night

322
00:22:24.910 --> 00:22:28.346
to observe who was
responsible for this

323
00:22:29.381 --> 00:22:30.678
stunt.

324
00:22:36.622 --> 00:22:37.953
Who was it?

325
00:22:39.091 --> 00:22:41.116
I really couldn't
tell you, sir.

326
00:22:42.795 --> 00:22:45.897
I thought I saw
someone fooling
with the lamppost,

327
00:22:45.898 --> 00:22:50.335
but by the time
I pulled focus,
they were gone.

328
00:22:51.370 --> 00:22:52.701
Mr. Simms?

329
00:22:54.506 --> 00:22:55.997
I couldn't say.

330
00:22:58.244 --> 00:23:02.313
That automobile
is not just a
possession of mine.

331
00:23:02.314 --> 00:23:07.252
That automobile was
presented to me by
the board of trustees.

332
00:23:07.253 --> 00:23:10.321
It is a symbol of
the standard of
excellence

333
00:23:10.322 --> 00:23:12.557
for which this
school is known,

334
00:23:12.558 --> 00:23:15.288
and I will not
have it tarnished.

335
00:23:16.328 --> 00:23:17.728
The automobile?

336
00:23:19.698 --> 00:23:21.826
The standard,
Mr. Willis.

337
00:23:25.371 --> 00:23:27.396
What's your position,
Mr. Simms?

338
00:23:28.240 --> 00:23:29.641
On what, sir?

339
00:23:29.642 --> 00:23:31.906
On preserving the
reputation of Baird.

340
00:23:32.177 --> 00:23:33.907
I'm for Baird.

341
00:23:34.446 --> 00:23:35.914
Then, who did it?

342
00:23:37.249 --> 00:23:39.377
I really
couldn't say for sure.

343
00:23:45.057 --> 00:23:46.582
Very well.

344
00:23:54.099 --> 00:23:56.768
First thing Monday,
I'm convening
a special session

345
00:23:56.769 --> 00:23:59.103
of the student-faculty
disciplinary committee.

346
00:23:59.104 --> 00:24:01.873
As this is a matter
which concerns
the whole school,

347
00:24:01.874 --> 00:24:04.776
the entire student body
will be present.

348
00:24:04.777 --> 00:24:07.412
There will be
no classes,
no activities.

349
00:24:07.413 --> 00:24:09.981
Nothing will
transpire at
this institution

350
00:24:09.982 --> 00:24:12.917
until that proceeding
is concluded.

351
00:24:15.154 --> 00:24:18.419
And if, at that time,
we are no further
along than we are now,

352
00:24:20.526 --> 00:24:22.323
I will expel you both.

353
00:24:27.666 --> 00:24:30.294
Mr. Willis,
would you excuse us?

354
00:24:34.773 --> 00:24:36.366
Have a nice Thanksgiving.

355
00:24:38.143 --> 00:24:39.877
Thank you.
You, too, Mr. Willis.

356
00:24:39.878 --> 00:24:41.175
I will.

357
00:24:49.321 --> 00:24:50.584
Mr. Simms,

358
00:24:52.691 --> 00:24:54.887
I'm not quite through
with you yet.

359
00:25:03.702 --> 00:25:06.504
One of the few perks
of this office is that

360
00:25:06.505 --> 00:25:11.636
I am empowered to handle
certain matters on
my own as I see fit.

361
00:25:13.479 --> 00:25:15.213
Do you understand?

362
00:25:15.214 --> 00:25:16.772
Yes, sir.
Good.

363
00:25:17.249 --> 00:25:20.451
The Dean of
Admissions at Harvard
and I have an arrangement.

364
00:25:20.452 --> 00:25:23.821
Along with the usual
sheaf of applicants
submitted by Baird,

365
00:25:23.822 --> 00:25:25.890
of which virtually

366
00:25:25.891 --> 00:25:28.861
two-thirds are
guaranteed admittance,

367
00:25:29.661 --> 00:25:31.653
I add one name,

368
00:25:33.265 --> 00:25:36.860
somebody who's a standout
and yet underprivileged.

369
00:25:38.036 --> 00:25:40.338
A student who
cannot afford to pay

370
00:25:40.339 --> 00:25:42.205
the board and
tuition in Cambridge.

371
00:25:44.810 --> 00:25:48.371
Do you know on whose behalf
I drafted a memo this year?

372
00:25:49.581 --> 00:25:50.648
No, sir.

373
00:25:50.649 --> 00:25:51.878
You.

374
00:25:52.851 --> 00:25:54.410
You, Mr. Simms.

375
00:25:57.656 --> 00:25:59.886
Now can you tell me
who did it?

376
00:26:02.428 --> 00:26:03.918
No, sir, I can't.

377
00:26:05.297 --> 00:26:08.164
You take the weekend
to think about it, Mr. Simms.

378
00:26:10.636 --> 00:26:12.468
Good afternoon.

379
00:26:15.474 --> 00:26:16.964
What'd he say?

380
00:26:17.443 --> 00:26:19.644
Nothin'.
What do you
mean, nothing?

381
00:26:19.645 --> 00:26:21.179
He said the
same thing.

382
00:26:21.180 --> 00:26:22.447
He just said
it over.

383
00:26:22.448 --> 00:26:24.182
You know what
he's doing?

384
00:26:24.183 --> 00:26:26.913
He's good-cop,
bad-coppin' us.

385
00:26:27.486 --> 00:26:29.754
He knows I'm old guard.
You're fringe.

386
00:26:29.755 --> 00:26:32.349
He's gonna bear down on me
and soft-soap you.

387
00:26:33.459 --> 00:26:36.594
Did he try to
soft-soap you?

388
00:26:36.595 --> 00:26:37.756
Did he?

389
00:26:38.564 --> 00:26:39.656
No.

390
00:26:40.799 --> 00:26:44.035
Chas, I detect a slight
panic pulse from you.
Are you panicking?

391
00:26:44.036 --> 00:26:45.536
Yeah, a little.

392
00:26:45.537 --> 00:26:47.699
Come on.
You're on
scholarship, right?

393
00:26:48.907 --> 00:26:50.074
Yeah.

394
00:26:50.075 --> 00:26:53.170
You're on scholarship
from Oregon at Baird.

395
00:26:54.513 --> 00:26:56.709
You're a long way
from home, Chas.

396
00:26:57.382 --> 00:26:59.510
What's that got
to do with anything?

397
00:27:00.018 --> 00:27:02.420
I don't know how
it works out there.

398
00:27:02.421 --> 00:27:04.088
But how it
works here?

399
00:27:04.089 --> 00:27:05.819
We stick together.

400
00:27:05.991 --> 00:27:08.459
It's us against them,
no matter what.

401
00:27:08.460 --> 00:27:10.361
We don't cover our ass.

402
00:27:10.362 --> 00:27:12.463
We don't tell our parents.

403
00:27:12.464 --> 00:27:14.159
Stonewall everybody!

404
00:27:15.300 --> 00:27:17.168
And above all,

405
00:27:17.169 --> 00:27:19.971
never, ever

406
00:27:19.972 --> 00:27:23.101
leave any of us
twisting in the wind.

407
00:27:24.843 --> 00:27:26.611
And that's it.

408
00:27:26.612 --> 00:27:29.380
What does that have
to do with me being
on scholarship?

409
00:27:29.381 --> 00:27:31.315
Hey, hey.

410
00:27:31.316 --> 00:27:34.081
I'm just tryin' to
bring you up to speed,
kid, that's it.

411
00:27:35.287 --> 00:27:36.618
Thanks.

412
00:27:39.758 --> 00:27:43.353
I'll tell you what.
Give me a few hours
to figure out the moves,

413
00:27:44.029 --> 00:27:45.690
and call me tonight
in Vermont.

414
00:27:47.533 --> 00:27:50.768
I'll be at
the Sugarbush lodge,
all right?

415
00:27:50.769 --> 00:27:51.930
All right.

416
00:27:53.405 --> 00:27:54.873
You all right?

417
00:27:56.074 --> 00:27:57.633
Yeah, I guess so.

418
00:27:59.144 --> 00:28:00.441
Okay.

419
00:28:03.048 --> 00:28:05.383
Try to keep him down
to four drinks a day.

420
00:28:05.384 --> 00:28:08.319
If you can keep
him down to 40,
you're doin' good.

421
00:28:08.320 --> 00:28:10.955
We try to water
them down a little.
Do you know how to do that?

422
00:28:10.956 --> 00:28:12.924
It's a long ride,
honey.

423
00:28:13.525 --> 00:28:15.560
Get the bags in the car.
I'll be right out.

424
00:28:15.561 --> 00:28:19.190
Mommy, Mommy,
don't forget
Uncle Frank's walk.

425
00:28:20.866 --> 00:28:22.959
Oh, yeah.

426
00:28:23.769 --> 00:28:28.035
You have to air him
out a little every day.

427
00:28:29.942 --> 00:28:32.610
Why don't you
go on back there,
get yourself oriented?

428
00:28:32.611 --> 00:28:35.672
I'll come out in a minute,
give you telephone
numbers and stuff.

429
00:28:37.616 --> 00:28:39.951
Well, I wouldn't
try a thing like that

430
00:28:39.952 --> 00:28:42.119
unless I knew, would I?

431
00:28:42.120 --> 00:28:43.816
Just let me
speak to her.

432
00:28:44.189 --> 00:28:46.257
Hello, beautiful.
Is that you?

433
00:28:46.258 --> 00:28:48.317
Yeah,
we spoke yesterday.

434
00:28:51.029 --> 00:28:52.763
You have a glass
of wine with lunch?

435
00:28:52.764 --> 00:28:54.699
You sound
a little dusky. Hmm.

436
00:28:57.336 --> 00:28:59.236
Just a minute,
sweetheart.

437
00:29:00.872 --> 00:29:02.363
You're back, huh?

438
00:29:03.609 --> 00:29:05.009
Tenacious!

439
00:29:05.010 --> 00:29:08.079
Get out my dress blues.
They're in a garment bag
in the closet.

440
00:29:08.080 --> 00:29:09.714
Check the
top dresser drawer.

441
00:29:09.715 --> 00:29:11.315
Take out
the shoulder boards

442
00:29:11.316 --> 00:29:13.184
and affix them,
shoulders
right and left,

443
00:29:13.185 --> 00:29:15.654
ASAP. That means now.

444
00:29:16.855 --> 00:29:18.456
Hello.

445
00:29:18.457 --> 00:29:21.392
Sorry to keep you
waiting, sweetheart.

446
00:29:21.393 --> 00:29:24.095
I'm not the kind of guy
who likes to rush things,

447
00:29:24.096 --> 00:29:27.064
but I'm catchin'
a 4:00 at Logan,
I'm lookin' out my window,

448
00:29:27.065 --> 00:29:28.829
and there's
not a taxi in sight.

449
00:29:30.068 --> 00:29:31.535
What happened
to Chet?

450
00:29:31.536 --> 00:29:33.334
He didn't invest
in a radio yet?

451
00:29:33.905 --> 00:29:36.875
Hah! Well,
get your driver on it.

452
00:29:38.343 --> 00:29:40.711
Tell him to get
a move on.

453
00:29:40.712 --> 00:29:43.238
Yes. Mmm.

454
00:29:44.416 --> 00:29:47.918
Some kind of body
has got to go with
that bedroom voice.

455
00:29:47.919 --> 00:29:50.411
One day I'm gonna swing by,
get a better look at it.

456
00:29:51.089 --> 00:29:52.216
You bet.

457
00:29:54.159 --> 00:29:55.422
Bye.

458
00:29:58.163 --> 00:30:00.298
My Valpak's
underneath the bed.

459
00:30:00.299 --> 00:30:01.799
Get it out.

460
00:30:01.800 --> 00:30:04.360
Put the boards
on the blues
and fold 'em in.

461
00:30:05.537 --> 00:30:08.105
Are we going
someplace, Colonel?

462
00:30:08.106 --> 00:30:09.767
What business is
that of yours?

463
00:30:10.542 --> 00:30:12.710
Don't shrug, imbecile.
I'm blind.

464
00:30:12.711 --> 00:30:15.112
Save your body language
for the bimbi.

465
00:30:15.981 --> 00:30:17.449
Now, get my gear out.

466
00:30:18.717 --> 00:30:21.083
Francine, get in the car.

467
00:30:21.520 --> 00:30:25.286
It's almost 3:00.
The goddamn Flintstones
haven't left yet.

468
00:30:25.891 --> 00:30:28.951
Willie Rossi
must go in the car.

469
00:30:30.629 --> 00:30:32.263
Here comes
Mrs. Rossi now.

470
00:30:32.264 --> 00:30:33.493
Damn it!

471
00:30:34.266 --> 00:30:36.428
She said goodbye to me
three times today.

472
00:30:37.803 --> 00:30:40.137
What has she got,
separation anxiety?

473
00:30:40.138 --> 00:30:41.970
Cut her off
at the door.

474
00:30:44.743 --> 00:30:46.472
Hi, honey.
Bye, honey.

475
00:30:51.049 --> 00:30:52.676
I wish you were
coming with us.

476
00:30:53.285 --> 00:30:54.618
Me, too.

477
00:30:54.619 --> 00:30:55.985
Maybe next time.

478
00:31:00.859 --> 00:31:02.193
Drive carefully now.

479
00:31:02.194 --> 00:31:03.388
Yeah.

480
00:31:04.830 --> 00:31:07.264
Charlie, this is
where we'll be.

481
00:31:08.700 --> 00:31:11.636
Good luck, Charlie.
Don't let him
drink too much.

482
00:31:15.841 --> 00:31:17.365
See you, Charlie.

483
00:31:18.243 --> 00:31:20.974
And no 000 numbers.
He loves to talk dirty.

484
00:31:29.454 --> 00:31:31.514
All right,
let's get to work.

485
00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:42.699
L- buckles
givin' you trouble?

486
00:31:44.736 --> 00:31:47.004
Never in the
Boy Scouts, sluggo?

487
00:31:47.005 --> 00:31:48.773
I made Tenderfoot.

488
00:31:48.774 --> 00:31:50.708
Tenderfoot,
my foot!

489
00:31:50.709 --> 00:31:53.007
Convenience store
mama's boy.

490
00:31:53.145 --> 00:31:55.045
Here. Let me
take a look
at that.

491
00:31:55.981 --> 00:31:59.383
Touch me again,
I'll kill you,
you little son of a bitch!

492
00:32:00.652 --> 00:32:02.143
I touch you.

493
00:32:04.256 --> 00:32:05.553
Understand?

494
00:32:07.959 --> 00:32:12.021
My shoulder boards are
in the top dresser drawer.
Get them, son.

495
00:32:12.597 --> 00:32:14.588
The epaulets with
the silver oak leaf.

496
00:32:33.084 --> 00:32:34.785
Are these the...

497
00:32:34.786 --> 00:32:36.584
Good.
Taxi come yet?

498
00:32:38.023 --> 00:32:40.491
Colonel,
where are we going?

499
00:32:40.492 --> 00:32:42.526
Where are we going?

500
00:32:42.527 --> 00:32:44.795
Freak show central.

501
00:32:44.796 --> 00:32:46.765
Where's that?
New York City.

502
00:32:49.601 --> 00:32:51.168
That's in New York, son.

503
00:32:51.169 --> 00:32:53.160
New York State.

504
00:32:53.371 --> 00:32:56.207
Mrs. Rossi didn't say
anything to me
about going anywhere.

505
00:32:56.208 --> 00:32:57.436
She forgot.

506
00:32:58.643 --> 00:33:00.344
Should we call her,
'cause I...

507
00:33:00.345 --> 00:33:02.012
You kidding me?

508
00:33:02.013 --> 00:33:04.148
Call her? By the time
they get to Albany

509
00:33:04.149 --> 00:33:05.816
in that Hupmobile
he drives

510
00:33:05.817 --> 00:33:08.047
it'll be opening day
at Saratoga.

511
00:33:08.520 --> 00:33:10.454
Colonel, I can't go
to New York City.

512
00:33:10.455 --> 00:33:11.582
Why not?

513
00:33:12.891 --> 00:33:14.290
New York...

514
00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:16.694
New York's too
much responsibility.

515
00:33:16.695 --> 00:33:18.596
Ah, responsibility!

516
00:33:18.597 --> 00:33:21.398
I had a lot
of 17-year-olds
in my first platoon.

517
00:33:21.399 --> 00:33:23.629
I took care of them.
All set!

518
00:33:26.071 --> 00:33:27.334
How do I look?

519
00:33:29.274 --> 00:33:30.969
Tickets. Money.

520
00:33:31.610 --> 00:33:32.838
Speech.

521
00:33:33.678 --> 00:33:37.012
Old Washington joke
from my days with Lyndon.

522
00:33:39.317 --> 00:33:41.385
I knew I could
count on transportation.

523
00:33:41.386 --> 00:33:42.717
Are you ready?

524
00:33:45.257 --> 00:33:47.817
This is not Panmunjom.
A simple yes will do.

525
00:33:48.927 --> 00:33:50.622
Um...
Good! Here you go.

526
00:33:50.996 --> 00:33:52.554
Come on!
Hop to, son!

527
00:33:53.965 --> 00:33:55.695
You're in front of me.
Let's go.

528
00:33:57.602 --> 00:33:59.400
Tomster,
come here, boy.

529
00:34:01.339 --> 00:34:02.606
Come on.

530
00:34:02.607 --> 00:34:04.642
Here, Tomster, come on.

531
00:34:04.643 --> 00:34:06.941
Tomster, Tomster. Yeah.

532
00:34:08.179 --> 00:34:11.274
Remember, when in doubt,

533
00:34:11.983 --> 00:34:13.110
fuck.

534
00:34:16.454 --> 00:34:18.889
Good afternoon, sir.
Where's our destination?

535
00:34:18.890 --> 00:34:22.126
Our destination
New York City,
home of the brave!

536
00:34:22.127 --> 00:34:24.194
We got two for
the shuttle
to New York.

537
00:34:24.195 --> 00:34:27.231
I'm not shuttling anywhere.
Look at those tickets.
First class.

538
00:34:27.232 --> 00:34:29.033
Yes, sir,
first class.

539
00:34:29.034 --> 00:34:31.101
Colonel,
you bought me
a ticket?

540
00:34:31.102 --> 00:34:32.870
I never said I'd
go to New York.

541
00:34:32.871 --> 00:34:34.905
What are you,
some kind of
chicken-shit,

542
00:34:34.906 --> 00:34:36.907
sticks to job
description only?

543
00:34:36.908 --> 00:34:38.842
Gate 46, sir.

544
00:34:38.843 --> 00:34:40.444
As you were, son.

545
00:34:40.445 --> 00:34:42.046
Thank you, sir.

546
00:34:42.047 --> 00:34:43.480
Which way's the door?

547
00:34:44.649 --> 00:34:47.751
Are you blind?
Are you blind?

548
00:34:47.752 --> 00:34:49.086
Of course not.

549
00:34:49.087 --> 00:34:51.556
Then why do you keep grabbin'
my goddamn arm?

550
00:34:51.990 --> 00:34:54.220
I take your arm.

551
00:34:58.763 --> 00:35:00.831
I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry.

552
00:35:00.832 --> 00:35:03.467
How would you know,
watchin' MTV all your life?

553
00:35:03.468 --> 00:35:05.562
Gentlemen?
Yeah!

554
00:35:08.173 --> 00:35:10.266
Jack Daniels.
You bet.

555
00:35:12.243 --> 00:35:14.144
And Diet Slice.

556
00:35:14.145 --> 00:35:15.479
The old Diet Slice.

557
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:16.947
And a water.

558
00:35:16.948 --> 00:35:19.144
Thank you,
Daphne.
Certainly, sir.

559
00:35:26.591 --> 00:35:28.651
Mmm!
How did you
know her name?

560
00:35:30.962 --> 00:35:33.625
Well, she's
wearin' Floris.

561
00:35:34.566 --> 00:35:36.432
That's an
English cologne.

562
00:35:37.635 --> 00:35:40.935
But her voice is
California chickie.

563
00:35:41.740 --> 00:35:44.868
Now, California chickie
bucking for English lady.

564
00:35:45.677 --> 00:35:47.110
I call her Daphne.

565
00:35:49.347 --> 00:35:53.011
Oh, big things may
happen to that
little thing of yours.

566
00:35:55.253 --> 00:35:56.516
Look, Colonel,

567
00:35:58.356 --> 00:36:00.657
I'll get you to New York,
all right?
Uh-huh.

568
00:36:00.658 --> 00:36:03.423
Then I'm gonna have
to turn around and come back.

569
00:36:03.995 --> 00:36:06.293
Well, Chuck,
you gotta do
what you gotta do.

570
00:36:07.298 --> 00:36:08.789
Charlie, all right?

571
00:36:09.334 --> 00:36:10.667
Or Charles.

572
00:36:10.668 --> 00:36:13.037
Sorry.
I can't blame you, though.

573
00:36:13.038 --> 00:36:14.300
Chuck is a...

574
00:36:18.109 --> 00:36:20.411
So, why are we
going to New York?

575
00:36:20.412 --> 00:36:23.973
All information will be given
on a need-to-know basis.

576
00:36:25.417 --> 00:36:26.509
Hoo-ah!

577
00:36:27.318 --> 00:36:29.514
Where's Daphne?
Let's get her down here.

578
00:36:32.490 --> 00:36:34.049
She's in the back.

579
00:36:34.759 --> 00:36:36.193
A tail's in the tail.

580
00:36:37.595 --> 00:36:38.756
Hah!

581
00:36:39.531 --> 00:36:41.131
Oh, but I still smell her.

582
00:36:45.070 --> 00:36:46.230
Women.

583
00:36:47.639 --> 00:36:49.300
What can you say?

584
00:36:50.775 --> 00:36:52.266
Who made 'em?

585
00:36:53.478 --> 00:36:55.970
God must have been
a fuckin' genius.

586
00:37:00.351 --> 00:37:01.717
The hair...

587
00:37:03.054 --> 00:37:05.250
They say the hair
is everything, you know.

588
00:37:07.325 --> 00:37:11.057
Have you ever
buried your nose
in a mountain of curis

589
00:37:11.496 --> 00:37:14.625
and just wanted
to go to sleep forever?

590
00:37:16.367 --> 00:37:17.835
Or lips,

591
00:37:20.071 --> 00:37:22.206
and when they touched,
yours were like

592
00:37:22.207 --> 00:37:25.370
that first swallow of wine

593
00:37:25.910 --> 00:37:27.901
after you just crossed
the desert.

594
00:37:32.050 --> 00:37:33.484
Tits!

595
00:37:33.485 --> 00:37:34.679
Hoo-ah.

596
00:37:35.687 --> 00:37:38.179
Big ones, little ones,

597
00:37:39.124 --> 00:37:41.525
nipples staring
right out at you

598
00:37:41.526 --> 00:37:43.654
like secret searchlights.

599
00:37:44.696 --> 00:37:45.925
Mmm.

600
00:37:48.500 --> 00:37:49.728
And legs...

601
00:37:51.236 --> 00:37:54.228
I don't care if
they're Greek columns

602
00:37:54.606 --> 00:37:56.472
or secondhand Steinways.

603
00:37:58.009 --> 00:37:59.409
What's between 'em,

604
00:38:01.613 --> 00:38:03.171
passport to heaven.

605
00:38:05.083 --> 00:38:06.642
I need a drink.

606
00:38:10.622 --> 00:38:11.987
Yes, Mr. Simms,

607
00:38:13.992 --> 00:38:18.292
there's only two syllables
in this whole wide
world worth hearing.

608
00:38:23.868 --> 00:38:25.097
Pussy.

609
00:38:26.171 --> 00:38:27.468
Hah!

610
00:38:28.006 --> 00:38:30.908
Are you listening to me, son?
I'm givin' you pearis here.

611
00:38:32.844 --> 00:38:34.711
I guess you
really like women.

612
00:38:34.712 --> 00:38:37.238
Oh, above all things!

613
00:38:43.154 --> 00:38:46.556
A very, very
distant second

614
00:38:48.593 --> 00:38:49.890
is a Ferrari.

615
00:38:57.769 --> 00:38:58.895
Charlie?

616
00:39:01.873 --> 00:39:03.170
Give me your hand.

617
00:39:05.410 --> 00:39:08.277
This is just the start
of your education, son.

618
00:39:24.195 --> 00:39:25.390
Hoo-ah.

619
00:39:25.964 --> 00:39:27.431
Where are we?

620
00:39:27.432 --> 00:39:28.899
Where are we, eh?

621
00:39:29.467 --> 00:39:32.528
The cynosure of
all things civilized.

622
00:39:32.737 --> 00:39:34.637
The Waldorf-Astoria.

623
00:39:35.874 --> 00:39:39.443
The last time I
was here, Charlie,
was with a G-2 from Brussels.

624
00:39:39.444 --> 00:39:40.944
Had a Ferrari.

625
00:39:40.945 --> 00:39:44.314
Every day I
held the door open
for the fucker.

626
00:39:44.315 --> 00:39:46.583
Never even
offered me a ride.

627
00:39:46.584 --> 00:39:48.585
Well, fuck him.

628
00:39:48.586 --> 00:39:50.680
He's dead and I'm blind.

629
00:39:54.525 --> 00:39:56.093
Spread the word.

630
00:39:56.094 --> 00:39:57.327
Thank you, sir.

631
00:39:57.328 --> 00:39:59.363
And the intelligence
will be forthcoming?

632
00:39:59.364 --> 00:40:00.597
Sir?

633
00:40:00.598 --> 00:40:01.998
On the
escort scene.

634
00:40:02.667 --> 00:40:04.533
Yes, sir.

635
00:40:05.036 --> 00:40:07.070
And welcome to
the Waldorf.

636
00:40:07.071 --> 00:40:08.403
Gracias, amigo.

637
00:40:10.241 --> 00:40:11.775
Puerto Ricans.

638
00:40:11.776 --> 00:40:13.608
Always made
the best infantrymen.

639
00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:22.245
Oh!

640
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:30.521
I'm home again.

641
00:40:31.562 --> 00:40:33.724
Give me an inventory
on this, will you?

642
00:40:39.904 --> 00:40:42.039
All right, where am I,
in Asia?

643
00:40:42.040 --> 00:40:45.242
He told me the phone
was on the other side
of the room, didn't he?

644
00:40:45.243 --> 00:40:46.608
By the windows?

645
00:40:48.146 --> 00:40:49.443
It's right here.

646
00:40:51.215 --> 00:40:52.547
Okay.

647
00:40:53.351 --> 00:40:54.614
We're in business.

648
00:40:59.590 --> 00:41:00.922
Get me the Oak Room.

649
00:41:02.527 --> 00:41:04.689
How's that inventory
comin'?

650
00:41:05.830 --> 00:41:08.665
There's Jim Beam

651
00:41:08.666 --> 00:41:11.234
and Early Times.

652
00:41:11.235 --> 00:41:13.067
Quartermaster's
on the take again.

653
00:41:13.504 --> 00:41:16.235
Hello. Is Sheldon
or Mack there?

654
00:41:17.975 --> 00:41:20.477
This is Lieutenant
Colonel Frank Slade.

655
00:41:20.478 --> 00:41:23.846
I used to be a regular.
I used to come in
with a General Garbisch.

656
00:41:26.017 --> 00:41:29.219
Yes, that's
probably because he's at
Arlington, six feet under.

657
00:41:29.220 --> 00:41:32.713
Listen up.
I want a table for two,
and I don't mean Siberia,

658
00:41:33.191 --> 00:41:34.283
15.

659
00:41:35.593 --> 00:41:37.494
Clear them little
bottles off.

660
00:41:37.495 --> 00:41:41.331
And when I get
off the phone,
call up Hyman.

661
00:41:41.332 --> 00:41:44.268
Tell him I want it
wall to wall
with John Daniels.

662
00:41:44.802 --> 00:41:47.738
Don't you mean
Jack Daniels?

663
00:41:47.739 --> 00:41:51.608
He may be Jack to you, son.
But when you've known him
as long as I have...

664
00:41:51.609 --> 00:41:53.076
That's a joke. Hello!

665
00:41:53.077 --> 00:41:56.179
This is Lieutenant
Colonel Frank Slade.
I would like a limo,

666
00:41:56.180 --> 00:41:57.512
00.

667
00:42:04.522 --> 00:42:06.490
What are you drinkin'?

668
00:42:06.491 --> 00:42:09.726
Nothing, thanks.
I don't use it.

669
00:42:09.727 --> 00:42:11.559
What's useful about it?

670
00:42:13.131 --> 00:42:16.430
I don't know.
Listen, Colonel,
I have to get going.

671
00:42:17.335 --> 00:42:18.935
Where you goin'?

672
00:42:18.936 --> 00:42:20.871
Back to school.
I've got some real

673
00:42:20.872 --> 00:42:22.999
important stuff I
have to take care of.

674
00:42:23.908 --> 00:42:25.399
Very well.

675
00:42:26.411 --> 00:42:29.679
But I never let
my aides leave
on an empty stomach.

676
00:42:29.680 --> 00:42:33.216
You'll dine with me
and then my driver
will transport you

677
00:42:33.217 --> 00:42:36.278
to the airport for
the Boston shuttle
departing at 2200 hours.

678
00:42:37.855 --> 00:42:41.257
Meanwhile,
unpack my bag.

679
00:42:41.759 --> 00:42:43.386
I'm gonna christen
the latrine.

680
00:42:45.963 --> 00:42:47.898
What's your name,
driver?

681
00:42:47.899 --> 00:42:49.099
Manny, sir.

682
00:42:49.100 --> 00:42:51.968
Manny. The bellhops
at the Waldorf,

683
00:42:51.969 --> 00:42:54.137
are they any good
at getting escorts?

684
00:42:54.138 --> 00:42:56.206
I wouldn't know, sir.

685
00:42:56.207 --> 00:42:57.741
What would you know?

686
00:42:57.742 --> 00:42:59.643
About what?

687
00:42:59.644 --> 00:43:01.339
About you-know-what?

688
00:43:02.880 --> 00:43:05.582
Maybe I could
manage something.

689
00:43:05.583 --> 00:43:08.018
I'm talkin'
top of the line, now.

690
00:43:08.019 --> 00:43:09.748
Let me think
about this, sir.

691
00:43:18.463 --> 00:43:20.997
What's the matter
with you?

692
00:43:20.998 --> 00:43:22.299
With me?

693
00:43:22.300 --> 00:43:25.001
Yeah. Car feels heavy.
You know why?

694
00:43:25.002 --> 00:43:27.870
You got the fuckin'
weight of the world
on your shoulders.

695
00:43:32.376 --> 00:43:34.678
I got a little problem
at school, that's all.

696
00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:36.046
Spit it out!

697
00:43:36.047 --> 00:43:37.714
It's not a big deal,
all right?

698
00:43:37.715 --> 00:43:39.783
Where we going,
the Oak Room
or somethin'?

699
00:43:39.784 --> 00:43:42.586
If it's not a big deal,
why did you say
real important stuff?

700
00:43:42.587 --> 00:43:44.754
What are you doin',
banging the dean's daughter?

701
00:43:44.755 --> 00:43:45.882
Hah!

702
00:43:48.092 --> 00:43:49.960
I'm just in
a little trouble.

703
00:43:49.961 --> 00:43:51.394
What kind of trouble?

704
00:43:52.129 --> 00:43:54.064
I saw some guys
doing something.

705
00:43:56.934 --> 00:44:00.336
To tell or not to tell,
or it's your ass.

706
00:44:00.938 --> 00:44:02.201
Hmm?

707
00:44:04.142 --> 00:44:05.408
How'd you know that?

708
00:44:05.409 --> 00:44:08.038
I'm a wizard.
Give me the details,
come on.

709
00:44:14.318 --> 00:44:16.319
There's this guy
at school named Harry.

710
00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:17.787
He's this
real rich kid,

711
00:44:17.788 --> 00:44:20.155
and he like,
runs the show.

712
00:44:20.958 --> 00:44:22.255
Who else?

713
00:44:23.761 --> 00:44:28.064
There's another guy, George,
but George didn't do anything.

714
00:44:28.065 --> 00:44:32.035
George and I saw
Harry and his buddies
doin' somethin'.

715
00:44:32.036 --> 00:44:34.170
Now, the folks at Baird,

716
00:44:34.171 --> 00:44:37.300
they know you and George
can identify
the guilty parties?

717
00:44:40.778 --> 00:44:42.379
Yeah, they think we can.

718
00:44:42.380 --> 00:44:44.348
George is
a friend of yours.

719
00:44:45.483 --> 00:44:47.317
He's not a friend,
but he's all right.

720
00:44:47.318 --> 00:44:48.717
You trust him?

721
00:44:49.587 --> 00:44:50.816
Yeah, I guess so.

722
00:44:51.022 --> 00:44:53.422
He's on
scholarship, too?

723
00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:55.856
No, why?

724
00:44:56.193 --> 00:44:59.329
We got George,
we got Harry,
we got trouble.

725
00:44:59.330 --> 00:45:02.232
They're rich, you're poor.
You wanna get rich.

726
00:45:02.233 --> 00:45:05.702
You wanna graduate Baird,
become a rich
big shot like them.

727
00:45:05.703 --> 00:45:07.203
Am I right?
No.

728
00:45:07.204 --> 00:45:09.002
It's not that
way at all.

729
00:45:09.607 --> 00:45:11.132
Okay, Charlie!

730
00:45:13.010 --> 00:45:15.502
Here we are, gentlemen,
the Oak Room.

731
00:45:16.013 --> 00:45:17.572
The Oak Room!

732
00:45:18.115 --> 00:45:21.184
Bring us a menu and
double Jack Daniels
on the rocks.

733
00:45:21.185 --> 00:45:23.186
Charlie, sit down here.

734
00:45:23.187 --> 00:45:25.952
Perhaps you'll feel more
comfortable in this, sir.

735
00:45:30.995 --> 00:45:34.329
You look great!

736
00:45:38.970 --> 00:45:40.597
Thank you.

737
00:45:41.739 --> 00:45:44.902
Here we are, Charlie,
the Oak Room.

738
00:45:45.676 --> 00:45:48.145
Now, read me
the bill of fare.

739
00:45:48.913 --> 00:45:50.437
Let's see.

740
00:45:50.881 --> 00:45:53.950
You got the Oak Room
burger and fries for $24.

741
00:45:53.951 --> 00:45:55.652
Where's the booze?

742
00:45:55.653 --> 00:45:57.287
Flowin' like
mud around here.

743
00:45:57.288 --> 00:45:58.756
A $24 hamburger?

744
00:46:00.291 --> 00:46:01.554
What's the story?

745
00:46:01.726 --> 00:46:03.193
What story?

746
00:46:04.595 --> 00:46:06.495
Are you a rich
miser or something?

747
00:46:06.931 --> 00:46:08.264
Hah!

748
00:46:08.265 --> 00:46:10.800
No, I'm just
your average blind man.

749
00:46:10.801 --> 00:46:12.531
Your average
blind man.

750
00:46:13.537 --> 00:46:16.268
How do you plan on paying
for all this stuff?

751
00:46:16.874 --> 00:46:18.774
Crisp, clean dollars.

752
00:46:19.143 --> 00:46:20.377
American.

753
00:46:20.378 --> 00:46:22.346
I saved up my
disability checks.

754
00:46:22.580 --> 00:46:25.749
How much did you save?
I mean, we flew first class,

755
00:46:25.750 --> 00:46:29.152
we're at the Waldorf-Astoria,
a $24 hamburger restaurant.

756
00:46:29.153 --> 00:46:31.087
All part of
a plan, Charlie.

757
00:46:31.522 --> 00:46:32.856
You want to let
me in on it?

758
00:46:32.857 --> 00:46:35.692
Why should I?
You're not interested.
You don't give a shit!

759
00:46:35.693 --> 00:46:40.130
You're leavin' on that
last shuttle
out of LaGuardia.

760
00:46:40.131 --> 00:46:41.894
Hmm? Ooh!

761
00:46:43.701 --> 00:46:46.534
You got 15 minutes, son.
I don't think
you're gonna make it.

762
00:46:47.304 --> 00:46:49.372
Unless the Oak Room
keeps some

763
00:46:49.373 --> 00:46:52.108
complimentary
helicopter on the roof.

764
00:46:52.109 --> 00:46:53.873
No, sir. No!

765
00:46:54.912 --> 00:46:56.846
You're here till tomorrow.

766
00:46:58.249 --> 00:47:00.650
You said the last shuttle
leaves at 2200 hours.

767
00:47:00.651 --> 00:47:02.585
That's 10:00, right?

768
00:47:03.387 --> 00:47:05.117
Last I heard, yeah.

769
00:47:05.823 --> 00:47:07.416
It's only ·:30.

770
00:47:07.858 --> 00:47:09.952
I lied. Leaves at 0:00.

771
00:47:10.661 --> 00:47:12.061
It leaves at 0:00?

772
00:47:12.229 --> 00:47:13.891
Calm down. Calm down.

773
00:47:15.833 --> 00:47:19.235
Ahh! The truth is,
Charlie,

774
00:47:21.205 --> 00:47:24.800
I need a guide dog
to help me execute my plan.

775
00:47:25.042 --> 00:47:26.567
What plan?

776
00:47:27.978 --> 00:47:29.674
You have a right to know.

777
00:47:31.348 --> 00:47:34.113
It's not really a plan,
Charlie. It's sort of a...

778
00:47:34.685 --> 00:47:36.654
More like a tour,

779
00:47:37.254 --> 00:47:39.689
a little tour
of pleasures.

780
00:47:40.358 --> 00:47:44.089
Stay in a first-class hotel,
eat an agreeable meal,

781
00:47:44.895 --> 00:47:47.125
drink a nice
glass of wine,

782
00:47:48.733 --> 00:47:50.433
see my big brother.

783
00:47:50.434 --> 00:47:53.203
Nothing like family,
you know.

784
00:47:53.204 --> 00:47:57.163
And then, make love
to a terrific woman.

785
00:47:59.477 --> 00:48:00.910
After that...

786
00:48:06.851 --> 00:48:08.114
Yeah?

787
00:48:10.554 --> 00:48:15.014
I'm gonna lie down on
my big, beautiful bed
at the Waldorf

788
00:48:15.259 --> 00:48:16.920
and blow my brains out.

789
00:48:20.831 --> 00:48:22.665
May I tell you
our specials?

790
00:48:22.666 --> 00:48:24.157
You may, sir.

791
00:48:24.735 --> 00:48:26.703
Tonight we have
charred venison with

792
00:48:26.704 --> 00:48:29.139
buckwheat spaetzle
and green peppercorn.

793
00:48:29.140 --> 00:48:32.876
Grilled veal paillards,
tomato tapenade,
and roasted eggplants.

794
00:48:32.877 --> 00:48:34.811
Get me a napkin.
My mouth's watering.

795
00:48:34.812 --> 00:48:37.113
If you would like our
cr·me souffl· for dessert,

796
00:48:37.114 --> 00:48:39.115
it would be a good
idea to order now.

797
00:48:39.116 --> 00:48:43.076
Yes, on the souffl·.
Give us a half a minute
on the rest.

798
00:48:43.454 --> 00:48:44.922
Very good, sir.

799
00:48:49.193 --> 00:48:51.127
I'm leaning
towards the spaetzle.

800
00:48:51.128 --> 00:48:54.531
Colonel Slade...
Charlie, rolls on the table?

801
00:48:54.532 --> 00:48:55.799
Give 'em to me.

802
00:48:55.800 --> 00:48:58.101
You should
try these rolls, Charlie.

803
00:48:58.102 --> 00:49:01.704
I used to dream about them
when I was at Fort Huachuca.

804
00:49:01.705 --> 00:49:04.474
Colonel Slade...
Bread's no good
west of the Colorado.

805
00:49:04.475 --> 00:49:06.342
Water's too alkaline.

806
00:49:06.343 --> 00:49:09.108
Colonel Slade,
did you say...

807
00:49:09.513 --> 00:49:11.311
Did I hear you right?

808
00:49:12.650 --> 00:49:14.482
You said you're gonna
kill yourself?

809
00:49:15.085 --> 00:49:16.453
No.

810
00:49:16.454 --> 00:49:18.422
I said I was gonna
blow my brains out.

811
00:49:19.890 --> 00:49:21.791
Try one of these
rolls, Charlie.

812
00:49:21.792 --> 00:49:23.761
I buttered it for you.

813
00:49:24.428 --> 00:49:25.995
I don't want a roll,
all right?

814
00:49:25.996 --> 00:49:27.760
Okay. Have a radish!

815
00:49:28.666 --> 00:49:29.963
Hah!

816
00:49:31.368 --> 00:49:35.538
Hello! Bring me
a double Jack Daniels
on the rocks.

817
00:49:35.539 --> 00:49:36.836
Yes, sir.
Right away.

818
00:49:40.978 --> 00:49:43.345
Please, don't do that.

819
00:49:44.548 --> 00:49:46.107
Don't do that.

820
00:49:52.756 --> 00:49:53.883
Hmm.

821
00:49:57.228 --> 00:49:59.025
What a marvelous place.

822
00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:04.131
Okay.

823
00:50:08.138 --> 00:50:10.073
Yeah.

824
00:50:11.375 --> 00:50:13.434
Your billet is here.

825
00:50:14.011 --> 00:50:17.003
You'll find bedding
in the closet on the shelf.

826
00:50:18.048 --> 00:50:20.250
In the morning,
the area will be

827
00:50:20.251 --> 00:50:22.151
returned to
sitting-room mode

828
00:50:22.152 --> 00:50:24.451
no later than
0700 hours.

829
00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:29.924
What was that?

830
00:50:32.596 --> 00:50:33.825
Nothing.

831
00:50:34.899 --> 00:50:37.891
Next time
snap it out!

832
00:50:40.170 --> 00:50:44.437
Thumb to palm, index finger
through little digit,
smartly aligned,

833
00:50:45.776 --> 00:50:48.370
sharp to the hairline,
down!

834
00:50:52.983 --> 00:50:55.418
Too many men,
far better than you,

835
00:50:55.419 --> 00:50:57.387
have executed
that courtesy.

836
00:50:58.055 --> 00:51:01.150
And if you're smart,
you won't try it again.

837
00:51:05.296 --> 00:51:09.665
This bat has
got sharper radar
than the Nautilus.

838
00:51:10.167 --> 00:51:12.636
Don't fuck with me,
Charlie.

839
00:51:23.747 --> 00:51:26.239
See you get
a good night's
sleep, son.

840
00:51:38.429 --> 00:51:41.130
It's a lovely day today

841
00:51:41.131 --> 00:51:44.067
So, whatever you gotta do

842
00:51:44.068 --> 00:51:47.299
You got a lovely day
to do it in, that's true

843
00:51:53.811 --> 00:51:55.802
Good morning, Charlie.

844
00:51:58.115 --> 00:51:59.844
Good morning.

845
00:52:00.184 --> 00:52:02.051
This is Sofia, Charlie.

846
00:52:02.052 --> 00:52:04.420
She's a magician
with a needle.

847
00:52:04.421 --> 00:52:07.523
Sofia's workin' me up
a little Glen Plaid number,

848
00:52:07.524 --> 00:52:10.187
and I've asked her if
she'd put something
together for you.

849
00:52:10.794 --> 00:52:13.096
I don't need
any clothes, Colonel.

850
00:52:13.097 --> 00:52:16.157
Standard issue
for an upscale
urban assignment.

851
00:52:16.467 --> 00:52:19.135
You don't like the clothes,
Charlie,
on completion of duty,

852
00:52:19.136 --> 00:52:21.161
you can give 'em away.

853
00:52:21.472 --> 00:52:24.907
Juice, coffee,
and other assorted goodies
on the trolley over there.

854
00:52:24.908 --> 00:52:27.138
Get yourself up,
get yourself together.

855
00:52:28.245 --> 00:52:31.414
It's a great day
for singin' a song

856
00:52:31.415 --> 00:52:34.851
And it's a great day
for movin' along

857
00:52:34.852 --> 00:52:37.520
And it's a great day
from morning to night

858
00:52:37.521 --> 00:52:39.512
And it's a great day

859
00:52:40.958 --> 00:52:42.687
For everybody's plight

860
00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:51.167
How are you feeling
today, Colonel?

861
00:52:51.168 --> 00:52:52.535
Super!

862
00:52:52.536 --> 00:52:54.170
Superior!

863
00:52:54.171 --> 00:52:55.764
Superfluous!

864
00:52:57.174 --> 00:52:59.506
Young Sofie here
is working Thanksgiving

865
00:52:59.910 --> 00:53:02.178
because she's trying to
put herself through college.

866
00:53:02.179 --> 00:53:05.314
I told her, "My young friend
Charlie's headed for college."

867
00:53:05.315 --> 00:53:06.916
Excuse me.

868
00:53:06.917 --> 00:53:08.217
Where you goin'?

869
00:53:08.218 --> 00:53:09.919
I need to use
the phone.

870
00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:12.150
What's wrong with
the phones in here?

871
00:53:12.689 --> 00:53:14.390
I don't want
to disturb you.

872
00:53:14.391 --> 00:53:16.951
You're not disturbing me.
Make your call.

873
00:53:17.594 --> 00:53:18.795
I'd kind of like
to be private.

874
00:53:18.796 --> 00:53:20.457
Stay out of my room!

875
00:53:21.699 --> 00:53:23.758
This is as private
as you're gonna get.

876
00:53:26.870 --> 00:53:30.898
But if
you've got somethin'
that must be done

877
00:53:31.708 --> 00:53:35.145
And it can only
be done by one

878
00:53:36.980 --> 00:53:38.209
Sofia,

879
00:53:39.783 --> 00:53:42.275
what are the chances
of suitin' you
up sometime?

880
00:53:43.954 --> 00:53:46.981
Sugarbush Lodge.
George Willis, please.

881
00:53:49.793 --> 00:53:50.993
Hello.

882
00:53:50.994 --> 00:53:52.587
George! Hey, it's Charlie.

883
00:53:53.130 --> 00:53:56.293
Hey, Chas.
Next year you gotta
come up with us.

884
00:53:56.734 --> 00:53:59.669
White powder on
a base of snow bunnies.

885
00:54:01.305 --> 00:54:03.398
Chas, are you there?

886
00:54:04.007 --> 00:54:05.842
Yeah, I'm here.

887
00:54:05.843 --> 00:54:08.277
You told me to call
you for the moves.

888
00:54:08.278 --> 00:54:09.612
All right.

889
00:54:09.613 --> 00:54:13.015
For now, the move's
no move, status quo.

890
00:54:13.016 --> 00:54:14.817
Everything's
the way we left it.

891
00:54:14.818 --> 00:54:16.286
How did we leave it?

892
00:54:17.121 --> 00:54:20.113
See no evil,
hear no eviI.

893
00:54:21.358 --> 00:54:23.326
You know
what I mean, Chas?

894
00:54:24.695 --> 00:54:27.562
Yeah. See no evil,
hear no evil.

895
00:54:29.900 --> 00:54:32.101
Okay, then,
walk like you talk.

896
00:54:32.102 --> 00:54:34.332
All right, bye.

897
00:54:35.272 --> 00:54:37.070
George Willis, huh?

898
00:54:38.075 --> 00:54:39.235
Yeah.

899
00:54:39.977 --> 00:54:41.544
George Willis.

900
00:54:41.545 --> 00:54:44.810
That makes his
father probably
George Willis, Senior.

901
00:54:45.883 --> 00:54:47.884
Charlie, I ask you,

902
00:54:47.885 --> 00:54:51.888
what do you think
big George is gonna feel
about little George

903
00:54:51.889 --> 00:54:54.949
seeing no evil,
hearing no evil?

904
00:54:57.494 --> 00:54:59.622
Well, we're not gonna
tell our parents.

905
00:54:59.830 --> 00:55:02.731
We're just gonna keep it
between ourselves.

906
00:55:03.400 --> 00:55:06.267
Oh, George isn't gonna tell
his father about this thing!

907
00:55:07.037 --> 00:55:08.271
Damn decent of him.

908
00:55:10.007 --> 00:55:12.141
Scusi, Colonnello.
Prego.

909
00:55:12.142 --> 00:55:13.906
I love it
when you hurt me.

910
00:55:15.479 --> 00:55:17.346
Tell me now,
Charlie.

911
00:55:17.347 --> 00:55:21.307
This George Willis, Jr.,
what's his father do?

912
00:55:22.286 --> 00:55:23.853
I don't really know.

913
00:55:23.854 --> 00:55:25.686
Well, I'm gonna tell you.

914
00:55:26.056 --> 00:55:27.924
When George Willis, Senior,

915
00:55:27.925 --> 00:55:30.726
isn't busy as
a million-dollar man
for Aetna Casualty...

916
00:55:30.727 --> 00:55:32.962
Or is it
New England distributor

917
00:55:32.963 --> 00:55:34.597
for the Chrysler
Corporation?

918
00:55:34.598 --> 00:55:38.592
He concerns himself
with his young son,
George Willis, Jr.

919
00:55:39.570 --> 00:55:42.038
George isn't going
to say anything
to his father.

920
00:55:42.039 --> 00:55:43.802
Oh, Charlie.

921
00:55:44.241 --> 00:55:46.576
Big George is gonna
wind up little George,

922
00:55:46.577 --> 00:55:49.679
and little George
is gonna sing
like a canary.

923
00:55:49.680 --> 00:55:52.171
And if you're hip, kid,
you're gonna hop to, too.

924
00:55:52.583 --> 00:55:54.784
You've got this
all figured out,
don't you?

925
00:55:54.785 --> 00:55:57.086
It don't take no
Young American merit

926
00:55:57.087 --> 00:55:58.988
scholarship to
figure this one out.

927
00:55:58.989 --> 00:56:01.090
Charlie,
you had a little life,

928
00:56:01.091 --> 00:56:03.192
so you decided
to go to the
Baird school

929
00:56:03.193 --> 00:56:05.560
to put yourself
in the market
for a big one.

930
00:56:05.963 --> 00:56:07.930
Now, in order to stay
in the running,

931
00:56:07.931 --> 00:56:10.992
you're gonna have
to tell these people
what they want to know.

932
00:56:12.302 --> 00:56:13.636
You think so?

933
00:56:13.637 --> 00:56:15.104
Are we finished, Sofia?

934
00:56:15.105 --> 00:56:16.766
Yes.
Grazie. Grazie.
Andate.

935
00:56:19.910 --> 00:56:21.434
Charlie,

936
00:56:22.613 --> 00:56:24.843
if you don't sing now,

937
00:56:25.515 --> 00:56:28.951
you're gonna end up,
not only shelving biscuits

938
00:56:28.952 --> 00:56:31.988
in some convenience store
in the Oregon 'burbs,

939
00:56:31.989 --> 00:56:34.924
but probably the last
word you'll ever hear
yourself say

940
00:56:34.925 --> 00:56:37.226
just before you croak,
gonna be,

941
00:56:37.227 --> 00:56:41.097
"Have a nice day
and come back soon."

942
00:56:41.098 --> 00:56:42.999
Sofia!

943
00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:44.867
Measure up
Charlie, here, pronto.

944
00:56:44.868 --> 00:56:46.802
We got a date
for Thanksgiving.

945
00:56:47.471 --> 00:56:48.734
We got a date?

946
00:56:49.006 --> 00:56:50.837
My brother's place.

947
00:56:50.974 --> 00:56:54.137
W.R. Slade,
White Plains, New York.

948
00:56:54.811 --> 00:56:57.212
Colonel, I can't go with you
to your brother's place.

949
00:56:57.347 --> 00:57:00.340
I mean, I should be
getting back to school.

950
00:57:03.253 --> 00:57:07.023
Well, you gotta have
Thanksgiving somewhere.

951
00:57:07.024 --> 00:57:09.191
I mean, eats and treats.

952
00:57:09.192 --> 00:57:11.024
I can use
the company, Charlie.

953
00:57:14.531 --> 00:57:15.998
All right.

954
00:57:15.999 --> 00:57:17.566
Does he know
I'm comin'?

955
00:57:17.567 --> 00:57:19.035
He doesn't know
I'm comin'.

956
00:57:19.036 --> 00:57:21.137
But wait till you see
the look on his face

957
00:57:21.138 --> 00:57:22.538
when I walk
through the door.

958
00:57:22.539 --> 00:57:24.098
Oh, he loves me!

959
00:57:26.376 --> 00:57:30.346
Oh, Charlie,
about your
little problem,

960
00:57:30.347 --> 00:57:33.015
there are two kinds
of people in this world:

961
00:57:33.016 --> 00:57:35.418
Those who stand up
and face the music,

962
00:57:35.419 --> 00:57:37.320
and those who
run for cover.

963
00:57:37.321 --> 00:57:38.955
Cover's better.

964
00:57:38.956 --> 00:57:41.157
Okay, Sofia, suit him up!

965
00:57:41.158 --> 00:57:42.785
Make him pretty.

966
00:57:59.242 --> 00:58:00.835
Careful.

967
00:58:02.145 --> 00:58:03.511
Should I ring it?
Yeah.

968
00:58:12.923 --> 00:58:15.187
Yes?
Yes!

969
00:58:15.359 --> 00:58:16.758
Who is this?

970
00:58:17.127 --> 00:58:18.617
It's Randy.

971
00:58:18.795 --> 00:58:20.627
Randy? You new?

972
00:58:21.698 --> 00:58:23.165
I'm your nephew.

973
00:58:23.166 --> 00:58:25.601
Hah! Here I am!

974
00:58:25.836 --> 00:58:27.737
Your sister's been
hoarding me
long enough.

975
00:58:27.738 --> 00:58:30.707
Thought it's time
to spread the
riches around.

976
00:58:31.141 --> 00:58:33.476
Uncle Frank.
Gloria!

977
00:58:33.477 --> 00:58:35.445
Gail.
Of course.

978
00:58:36.246 --> 00:58:39.148
Say hello to the potluck
party from New York City.

979
00:58:39.149 --> 00:58:42.618
Good old Uncle
Frank and this here
with him is Charlie Simms,

980
00:58:42.619 --> 00:58:45.521
star halfback of the
Baird football team.

981
00:58:45.522 --> 00:58:49.390
They not only beat
Exeter and Groton,
but Aquinas High School, too.

982
00:58:50.327 --> 00:58:52.161
Where's your
miserable father?

983
00:58:52.162 --> 00:58:54.497
Wait! No, no.
Let's surprise him.

984
00:58:54.498 --> 00:58:58.093
Give that fat
heart of his
an attack. Willie!

985
00:59:00.103 --> 00:59:01.571
Ho, Willie!

986
00:59:14.785 --> 00:59:16.275
Hello, Frank.

987
00:59:16.853 --> 00:59:19.155
How you doin'?
Okay.

988
00:59:19.156 --> 00:59:20.555
Here's my hand.

989
00:59:22.192 --> 00:59:24.422
Charlie, meet
W.R. Slade.

990
00:59:24.594 --> 00:59:25.961
Nice to meet you, sir.

991
00:59:25.962 --> 00:59:28.798
The original
bulging briefcase man.

992
00:59:28.799 --> 00:59:31.667
Gretchen, I smell
those prunes!

993
00:59:31.668 --> 00:59:33.803
We talkin'
turkey Marbella?
Yes, we are.

994
00:59:37.040 --> 00:59:38.707
Let's have a whiff.
Come on.

995
00:59:38.708 --> 00:59:40.676
You know, I always
had a sneaker for you.
Come here.

996
00:59:44.948 --> 00:59:47.349
Where are you, Garry?
I heard you cough.
Right here.

997
00:59:47.350 --> 00:59:48.943
Who are you again?

998
00:59:49.219 --> 00:59:54.023
I'm here at
the Waldorf with...
Is it your brother?

999
00:59:54.024 --> 00:59:56.592
W.R.'s final issue.
How ya doin', son?

1000
00:59:56.593 --> 00:59:59.085
Yeah, sure,
Frank's my brother.
Who the hell are you?

1001
00:59:59.830 --> 01:00:01.931
I'm takin' care of him
for the weekend.

1002
01:00:01.932 --> 01:00:03.092
Charlie.

1003
01:00:05.135 --> 01:00:06.125
Sorry.

1004
01:00:06.770 --> 01:00:08.329
Where's the booze?

1005
01:00:08.772 --> 01:00:10.039
Flowin' like mud here.

1006
01:00:10.040 --> 01:00:13.669
To tell the truth,
the Colonel's not well,
I don't think.

1007
01:00:14.144 --> 01:00:15.373
Not well?

1008
01:00:15.745 --> 01:00:17.737
I think he's
a little lonely.

1009
01:00:18.315 --> 01:00:20.549
Why didn't you
take him to your
family's for dinner?

1010
01:00:20.550 --> 01:00:22.041
I heard that!

1011
01:00:23.954 --> 01:00:25.454
I heard that.

1012
01:00:25.455 --> 01:00:28.691
Pay no attention
to him, Charlie.
That's just big-brother talk.

1013
01:00:28.692 --> 01:00:31.393
He's been watching out
for me since day one.

1014
01:00:31.394 --> 01:00:35.195
Bailed me out of more trouble
than he'd like to remember.

1015
01:00:36.399 --> 01:00:38.265
Here, let me
take your coat.

1016
01:00:39.369 --> 01:00:42.605
I meant to pick up
some vino on my way up,
but I blew it.

1017
01:00:42.606 --> 01:00:45.207
I'll send you the
Rothschild again
for Christmas,

1018
01:00:45.208 --> 01:00:47.676
only let's see how
Thanksgiving goes.

1019
01:00:47.677 --> 01:00:49.178
I'll set two
more places.

1020
01:00:49.179 --> 01:00:50.646
Here's
your drink, Frank.

1021
01:00:50.647 --> 01:00:52.515
Thank you, Randy.

1022
01:00:52.516 --> 01:00:54.711
Still with
Snow Queen Sugar?

1023
01:00:55.318 --> 01:00:58.880
Snow Flake.
Why do you always
get that wrong?

1024
01:00:59.256 --> 01:01:01.357
Because it's not
important for me
to get it right.

1025
01:01:01.358 --> 01:01:02.985
What are you doing
there now?

1026
01:01:03.660 --> 01:01:05.560
I'm vice president
for marketing.

1027
01:01:05.762 --> 01:01:07.730
Hoo-ah!
Congratulations!

1028
01:01:08.632 --> 01:01:10.132
Sugar is shit, though.

1029
01:01:10.133 --> 01:01:13.402
I told General Abrams,
install honey in
the commissaries.

1030
01:01:13.403 --> 01:01:15.404
If K-50s didn't
blow your brains out,

1031
01:01:15.405 --> 01:01:17.206
sugar, sure as shit,
was gonna.

1032
01:01:18.508 --> 01:01:20.709
Why don't we
all sit down?
Ooh.

1033
01:01:20.710 --> 01:01:24.580
Mitsouki. Rhymes
with nookie.
Be careful.

1034
01:01:24.581 --> 01:01:27.416
When the wife
gets restless,
the wife gets racy.

1035
01:01:27.417 --> 01:01:29.084
Well, let's
go and eat,
shall we?

1036
01:01:29.085 --> 01:01:30.519
By all means.

1037
01:01:32.088 --> 01:01:33.822
Thank you, Charlie.

1038
01:01:33.823 --> 01:01:37.993
Where you
wanna sit, Frank?
At the head again?

1039
01:01:37.994 --> 01:01:41.760
Any old card table
will do. This is fine.

1040
01:01:43.667 --> 01:01:45.134
Where was I?

1041
01:01:45.135 --> 01:01:48.437
So, I wake up.
It's 4:00 in the morning.
I don't know who I'm with

1042
01:01:48.438 --> 01:01:50.805
or why I'm there,
or where I am.

1043
01:01:51.374 --> 01:01:54.242
What am I gonna do?
I got this Asian flower

1044
01:01:54.711 --> 01:01:58.648
on one hand,
all giggly and dewy-like,

1045
01:01:59.049 --> 01:02:03.118
and this hard-boiled
Navy nurse outta Omaha,
on the other.

1046
01:02:03.119 --> 01:02:06.885
We're three across
the bed, not a stitch
of clothes on.

1047
01:02:07.390 --> 01:02:08.756
It comes to me.

1048
01:02:09.826 --> 01:02:14.161
Let east meet west.
We'll build a
golden bridge.

1049
01:02:16.233 --> 01:02:19.225
I felt like I'd just joined
the corps of engineers!

1050
01:02:25.342 --> 01:02:27.003
We all still here?

1051
01:02:27.944 --> 01:02:29.935
It's a
beautiful story.

1052
01:02:32.349 --> 01:02:36.151
Do you always enjoy
shocking people,
Uncle Frank?

1053
01:02:36.152 --> 01:02:37.319
Honey...

1054
01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:39.822
I didn't know
you were so
easily shocked, Randy.

1055
01:02:39.823 --> 01:02:42.124
I admire your
sensibilities,
I'm touched.

1056
01:02:42.125 --> 01:02:45.194
Dad, remember the time
you persuaded Frank

1057
01:02:45.195 --> 01:02:47.363
to go to the kennel?

1058
01:02:47.364 --> 01:02:48.497
What about it?

1059
01:02:48.498 --> 01:02:50.833
He almost put
the seeing eye dog business
outta business.

1060
01:02:50.834 --> 01:02:52.101
Cool it, Randy.

1061
01:02:52.102 --> 01:02:53.968
It's over and done with.

1062
01:02:54.404 --> 01:02:56.338
Indeed it is, Garry.

1063
01:02:56.339 --> 01:02:58.540
Indeed it is.
So is dinner.

1064
01:02:58.541 --> 01:03:00.209
Charlie, what time
you have?

1065
01:03:00.210 --> 01:03:01.777
I think we better
be gettin' back.

1066
01:03:01.778 --> 01:03:04.947
You ever given
any thought to
a Braille watch, Frank?

1067
01:03:04.948 --> 01:03:06.048
Randy...

1068
01:03:06.049 --> 01:03:09.652
Stevie Wonder wears one,
or do you rank on him, too?

1069
01:03:09.653 --> 01:03:10.853
Honey, please.

1070
01:03:10.854 --> 01:03:13.255
It's all right, Gloria.
I enjoy Randy's
observations.

1071
01:03:13.256 --> 01:03:15.384
My wife's name
is Gail, Frank.

1072
01:03:15.825 --> 01:03:17.426
Can you hear that?
Gail.

1073
01:03:17.427 --> 01:03:19.725
Excuse me.
Gail.

1074
01:03:20.463 --> 01:03:23.432
Gail strikes me as
a very beautiful woman,

1075
01:03:23.433 --> 01:03:26.268
but, you know,
there's a little
tension in her voice.

1076
01:03:26.269 --> 01:03:29.104
I don't know what it is.
It could be one
of two things,

1077
01:03:29.105 --> 01:03:31.734
either Gail is nervous
or unsatisfied.

1078
01:03:33.977 --> 01:03:35.644
What's your point,
Uncle Frank?

1079
01:03:35.645 --> 01:03:37.179
You ought to
go down on her.

1080
01:03:37.180 --> 01:03:39.515
Cut it out, Frank,
will ya?

1081
01:03:39.516 --> 01:03:41.550
You've gotten
so wrapped up
in sugar,

1082
01:03:41.551 --> 01:03:43.752
you forgotten
the taste of
real honey!

1083
01:03:43.753 --> 01:03:45.287
Frank, for
God's sake!

1084
01:03:45.288 --> 01:03:46.455
Hear that voice?

1085
01:03:46.456 --> 01:03:48.090
There's fire
under that dress.

1086
01:03:48.091 --> 01:03:50.292
Will you cut it out?
Just get the fuck
outta here.

1087
01:03:50.293 --> 01:03:52.328
Hoo-ah!
Get in your limousine.

1088
01:03:52.329 --> 01:03:56.465
Go down to the Bowery.
Get with the other fucking
drunks, where you belong!

1089
01:03:56.466 --> 01:03:57.633
Wait a minute.

1090
01:03:57.634 --> 01:03:59.501
What?
Can you take it easy?

1091
01:03:59.502 --> 01:04:00.669
What for?

1092
01:04:00.670 --> 01:04:04.163
You want me to lay off him,
Chucky, 'cause he's blind?

1093
01:04:04.708 --> 01:04:05.774
No, but...

1094
01:04:05.775 --> 01:04:07.843
My friend's name is Charles.

1095
01:04:07.844 --> 01:04:09.845
He doesn't like to
be called Chucky.

1096
01:04:09.846 --> 01:04:12.314
This is supposed to be
a family get-together.

1097
01:04:12.315 --> 01:04:13.716
Just a warning.

1098
01:04:13.717 --> 01:04:17.586
Jesus Christ,
another sucker who thinks
this shit-heel's a war hero.

1099
01:04:17.587 --> 01:04:18.748
Hoo-ah!

1100
01:04:21.224 --> 01:04:23.852
Well, once, maybe.

1101
01:04:25.028 --> 01:04:28.364
I suppose he told
you about his days on
Lyndon Johnson's staff?

1102
01:04:28.365 --> 01:04:30.629
I was gonna go.
Now I'm not leaving.

1103
01:04:31.668 --> 01:04:33.898
Frank was earmarked
for general.

1104
01:04:34.270 --> 01:04:36.068
Earmarked, good word.

1105
01:04:36.372 --> 01:04:38.607
Frank likes to spit
in everybody's eye!

1106
01:04:38.608 --> 01:04:39.942
Randy, that's enough.

1107
01:04:39.943 --> 01:04:44.380
So they, what do they call it,
when they give you the
shaft in the military?

1108
01:04:44.381 --> 01:04:45.748
Passed over!

1109
01:04:45.749 --> 01:04:48.684
Right, Frank was
passed over
for promotion.

1110
01:04:49.452 --> 01:04:50.886
Couple times.

1111
01:04:55.058 --> 01:04:56.258
You wanna know
what happened then?

1112
01:04:56.259 --> 01:04:57.793
Will you shut
your mouth?

1113
01:04:57.794 --> 01:04:59.228
He blew himself up.

1114
01:04:59.229 --> 01:05:00.729
Stop it, Randy.

1115
01:05:00.730 --> 01:05:03.966
Our Colonel here had
a grenade juggling act

1116
01:05:03.967 --> 01:05:06.502
at Fort Bragg, or wherever
it was they dumped him.

1117
01:05:06.503 --> 01:05:07.569
Fort Benning.

1118
01:05:07.570 --> 01:05:10.472
He was teaching
hand-to-hand combat
to second lieutenants...

1119
01:05:10.473 --> 01:05:13.041
Randy, look at me when
you're talking to me,
now, son.

1120
01:05:13.042 --> 01:05:17.379
I'm lookin', Frank.
His partner in the act
was some captain.

1121
01:05:17.380 --> 01:05:18.981
Major Vincent Squires.

1122
01:05:18.982 --> 01:05:20.249
Whoever he was.

1123
01:05:20.250 --> 01:05:23.018
Before going on, they'd
have a lo-cal breakfast,

1124
01:05:23.019 --> 01:05:25.888
a screwdriver for Frank,
bloody mary for his partner.

1125
01:05:25.889 --> 01:05:27.723
No, Vincent drank
Sea Breezes.

1126
01:05:27.724 --> 01:05:29.558
The Judge Advocate
at Benning said

1127
01:05:29.559 --> 01:05:33.629
Colonel Slade had four
to his partner's one.

1128
01:05:33.630 --> 01:05:36.632
He's really
flying in class.
He gets all excited.

1129
01:05:36.633 --> 01:05:38.965
He starts pulling
the pins out.

1130
01:05:41.437 --> 01:05:43.702
One grenade got
away from him.

1131
01:05:44.040 --> 01:05:45.132
Boom.

1132
01:05:47.977 --> 01:05:49.778
The one that got away.

1133
01:05:49.779 --> 01:05:52.407
The pin was in,
Frank claims.

1134
01:05:54.350 --> 01:05:56.084
In or out, what
difference does it make?

1135
01:05:56.085 --> 01:05:58.953
What kind of
fucking lunatic
juggles grenades?

1136
01:05:59.656 --> 01:06:00.989
Vinnie came out okay.

1137
01:06:00.990 --> 01:06:03.220
All Frank lost
was his eyesight.

1138
01:06:07.030 --> 01:06:08.797
You wanna know
the truth?

1139
01:06:08.798 --> 01:06:10.399
Got a handle
on that, do you?

1140
01:06:10.400 --> 01:06:11.867
He was
an asshole before.

1141
01:06:11.868 --> 01:06:13.063
Hoo-ah!

1142
01:06:14.838 --> 01:06:17.406
Now all he is,
is a blind asshole.

1143
01:06:17.407 --> 01:06:18.636
Hoo-ah.

1144
01:06:25.014 --> 01:06:27.574
Hey, God's a funny guy.

1145
01:06:29.886 --> 01:06:32.014
God doth have
a sense of humor.

1146
01:06:34.824 --> 01:06:38.124
Maybe God thinks
some people don't
deserve to see.

1147
01:06:39.329 --> 01:06:40.626
Hoo-ah.

1148
01:06:45.168 --> 01:06:47.500
You get
the point, Chucky?

1149
01:06:52.475 --> 01:06:54.239
His name is Charles.

1150
01:06:54.911 --> 01:06:57.079
You can say that,
can't you? Charles.

1151
01:06:57.080 --> 01:06:59.615
Know what this is, Randy?
It's a Ranger choke hold.

1152
01:06:59.616 --> 01:07:02.050
From teaching
those lieutenants.
Colonel, let go.

1153
01:07:02.051 --> 01:07:04.519
Little pressure,
I bust your windpipe.

1154
01:07:04.520 --> 01:07:06.355
I don't care
what he said to me.
After me.

1155
01:07:06.356 --> 01:07:07.589
Charles.

1156
01:07:07.590 --> 01:07:09.358
Just let go, please!

1157
01:07:29.045 --> 01:07:30.535
Gretchen?

1158
01:07:31.948 --> 01:07:33.848
You outdid yourself.

1159
01:07:35.718 --> 01:07:38.120
If you twist my
arm hard enough,

1160
01:07:38.121 --> 01:07:40.647
we're talking
turkey Marbella
next year.

1161
01:07:41.057 --> 01:07:42.547
Who knows?

1162
01:07:49.065 --> 01:07:50.260
Frank?

1163
01:07:51.467 --> 01:07:53.231
Goodbye, Willie.

1164
01:07:57.874 --> 01:07:59.603
I'm no fucking good.

1165
01:08:02.045 --> 01:08:03.945
And I never have been.

1166
01:08:09.986 --> 01:08:12.318
Come on, Charlie,
get the coats.

1167
01:08:18.695 --> 01:08:21.095
Colonel.
Watch your step.

1168
01:08:23.766 --> 01:08:25.098
Hold it.

1169
01:08:39.082 --> 01:08:42.779
Nueva York,
compadre. Vamos!

1170
01:09:27.697 --> 01:09:29.324
You got a watch?

1171
01:09:33.136 --> 01:09:34.467
It's 7:20.

1172
01:09:35.571 --> 01:09:38.734
I didn't ask you the time.
I asked if you had a watch.

1173
01:09:39.676 --> 01:09:41.243
Yeah, in the other room.

1174
01:09:41.244 --> 01:09:42.438
Get it.

1175
01:09:46.783 --> 01:09:49.809
Colonel, there's a clock
right next to your bed.

1176
01:09:51.120 --> 01:09:53.111
Does it have
a second hand?

1177
01:09:59.429 --> 01:10:01.226
Yeah.
Time me!

1178
01:10:29.025 --> 01:10:30.424
How long?

1179
01:10:34.230 --> 01:10:35.994
About 30 seconds.

1180
01:10:36.299 --> 01:10:37.664
I'm rusty.

1181
01:10:38.735 --> 01:10:40.569
Where did you get
a gun, Colonel?

1182
01:10:40.570 --> 01:10:43.198
Piece or weapon,
Charlie,
never gun.

1183
01:10:46.109 --> 01:10:48.270
Where did you
get the piece?

1184
01:10:48.744 --> 01:10:51.246
I'm an officer
in the US Army.

1185
01:10:51.247 --> 01:10:53.011
This is my sidearm.

1186
01:10:54.183 --> 01:10:55.817
But you're not
an officer anymore.

1187
01:10:55.818 --> 01:10:57.684
So I'm retired,
so what?

1188
01:10:58.121 --> 01:11:00.919
An officer never
relinquishes his.45.

1189
01:11:01.657 --> 01:11:05.393
You better relinquish
it to me or I'm gonna
have to call Mrs. Rossi.

1190
01:11:05.394 --> 01:11:06.953
Good idea.

1191
01:11:08.297 --> 01:11:10.198
Then I'm going
back to school.

1192
01:11:10.199 --> 01:11:12.801
Even better.
Blue skies, green lights.

1193
01:11:12.802 --> 01:11:14.603
I hope you have
a wonderful trip.

1194
01:11:14.604 --> 01:11:17.839
That felt like 25.
Gotta be able to
do a.45 in 25.

1195
01:11:17.840 --> 01:11:19.040
Did you time me?

1196
01:11:19.041 --> 01:11:21.169
I did not and
I'm calling Albany.

1197
01:11:30.987 --> 01:11:32.420
That was stupid.

1198
01:11:33.923 --> 01:11:35.186
Was it?

1199
01:11:36.959 --> 01:11:38.791
You're stuck with me,
Charlie.

1200
01:11:39.795 --> 01:11:41.930
No, I'm not.
I'm outta here!

1201
01:11:41.931 --> 01:11:43.598
Where you going,
New Hampshire?

1202
01:11:43.599 --> 01:11:46.262
You got no money.
How you gonna do that?

1203
01:11:50.339 --> 01:11:52.672
Karen's number
tastes like Albany.

1204
01:11:55.878 --> 01:11:57.512
Fine.
I'm leaving.

1205
01:11:57.513 --> 01:11:59.914
Charlie. Charlie!

1206
01:12:12.595 --> 01:12:16.224
All I want from you
is another day.

1207
01:12:17.834 --> 01:12:19.165
For what?

1208
01:12:21.737 --> 01:12:24.707
One last tour
of the battlefield.

1209
01:12:28.444 --> 01:12:31.072
I can get around
a city like New York,

1210
01:12:32.014 --> 01:12:33.882
but I

1211
01:12:33.883 --> 01:12:36.875
sometimes need a point
in the right direction.

1212
01:12:40.056 --> 01:12:41.923
What do you say,
Charles?

1213
01:12:41.924 --> 01:12:44.894
What's one day
between friends?

1214
01:12:49.065 --> 01:12:51.761
All right. Say I stay
for another day.

1215
01:12:53.202 --> 01:12:54.869
Will you give me
your weapon?

1216
01:12:54.870 --> 01:12:56.171
Oh, Charlie,

1217
01:12:56.172 --> 01:12:58.573
I'm a lieutenant colonel,
United States Army.

1218
01:12:58.574 --> 01:13:01.176
I'm not giving
my fucking gun
to anyone.

1219
01:13:01.177 --> 01:13:03.645
Now, what are
you drinkin'?

1220
01:13:03.646 --> 01:13:06.081
Colonel, this
is unacceptable.

1221
01:13:06.082 --> 01:13:09.184
Unacceptable?
What are you givin' me
that prep school crap for?

1222
01:13:09.185 --> 01:13:10.652
Unacceptable?

1223
01:13:10.653 --> 01:13:14.356
What have they done,
taken the Oregon
out of the boy?

1224
01:13:14.357 --> 01:13:16.723
Put in Harvard
Business School?

1225
01:13:17.693 --> 01:13:19.286
Then give me
your bullets.

1226
01:13:25.501 --> 01:13:28.698
You do see the sense of it,
Charlie, don't you?

1227
01:13:31.674 --> 01:13:34.006
I can't chew
the leather anymore.

1228
01:13:35.011 --> 01:13:39.414
So, why should I share
the tribe's provisions?

1229
01:13:42.084 --> 01:13:43.950
I mean, there's no one

1230
01:13:44.620 --> 01:13:47.351
wants to tear a herring
with me anymore.

1231
01:13:50.059 --> 01:13:51.618
The bullets, Colonel.

1232
01:13:51.794 --> 01:13:53.228
"The bullets, Colonel."

1233
01:13:53.429 --> 01:13:56.660
You sound like a guy in
Lives of a Bengal Lancer.

1234
01:14:15.885 --> 01:14:18.047
What do you
give a shit for?

1235
01:14:19.388 --> 01:14:20.955
About what?

1236
01:14:20.956 --> 01:14:22.322
About what?

1237
01:14:22.858 --> 01:14:25.657
About whether
I blow my brains
out or not.

1238
01:14:31.834 --> 01:14:33.668
Because I have
a conscience.

1239
01:14:33.669 --> 01:14:35.364
You have
a conscience.

1240
01:14:36.605 --> 01:14:37.971
I forgot.

1241
01:14:39.375 --> 01:14:41.343
The Charlie Conscience.

1242
01:14:43.346 --> 01:14:45.815
Do we tell?
Do we not tell?

1243
01:14:47.483 --> 01:14:50.248
Do we follow
the rich boy's code
or not?

1244
01:14:51.253 --> 01:14:53.381
Do we let this
blind asshole

1245
01:14:54.290 --> 01:14:56.417
die or not?

1246
01:14:56.959 --> 01:14:58.256
Yeah.

1247
01:14:58.728 --> 01:15:00.491
Conscience, Charlie.

1248
01:15:01.731 --> 01:15:03.358
When were
you born, son?

1249
01:15:03.699 --> 01:15:05.800
Around the time
of the Round Table?

1250
01:15:07.370 --> 01:15:08.997
Haven't you heard?

1251
01:15:09.472 --> 01:15:12.305
Conscience is dead.

1252
01:15:13.409 --> 01:15:15.010
No, I haven't heard.

1253
01:15:15.011 --> 01:15:18.708
Then take the fucking wax
outta your ears!

1254
01:15:21.784 --> 01:15:23.047
Grow up!

1255
01:15:34.230 --> 01:15:35.959
It's fuck your buddy.

1256
01:15:37.500 --> 01:15:39.093
Cheat on your wife.

1257
01:15:42.471 --> 01:15:44.940
Call your mother
on Mother's Day.

1258
01:15:47.143 --> 01:15:48.406
Charlie,

1259
01:15:49.578 --> 01:15:51.478
it's all shit.

1260
01:16:03.025 --> 01:16:04.584
Where you goin'?

1261
01:16:05.494 --> 01:16:07.190
I got piss call.

1262
01:16:08.864 --> 01:16:11.966
I know I said I need ya
forjust one day

1263
01:16:11.967 --> 01:16:14.459
but even I can't
hold it that long.

1264
01:16:16.972 --> 01:16:18.406
Oh, and Charlie,

1265
01:16:20.009 --> 01:16:22.500
you forgot the one
in the chamber.

1266
01:16:30.586 --> 01:16:32.054
There you go, sir.

1267
01:16:32.788 --> 01:16:34.051
Thank you.

1268
01:16:37.093 --> 01:16:39.391
Twenty-six years
in the service,

1269
01:16:40.062 --> 01:16:42.326
never let an aide
shine my shoes.

1270
01:16:43.032 --> 01:16:45.797
Where you gonna be
in 26 years, Charlie?

1271
01:16:46.402 --> 01:16:50.168
Playing golf with
your friends from
the Baird School, I bet.

1272
01:16:53.209 --> 01:16:55.610
I don't even
like those guys.

1273
01:16:55.611 --> 01:16:58.444
Of course you don't.
They're all assholes.

1274
01:16:59.648 --> 01:17:02.379
Be a pleasure to
squeal on 'em,
wouldn't it?

1275
01:17:03.118 --> 01:17:04.886
Yeah, well,
I'm not a squealer.

1276
01:17:04.887 --> 01:17:06.421
"I'm not a squealer."

1277
01:17:06.422 --> 01:17:08.618
What is this,
the Dreyfus case?

1278
01:17:12.828 --> 01:17:14.956
Ooh. Ooh, mama!

1279
01:17:15.898 --> 01:17:17.198
There you go.

1280
01:17:17.199 --> 01:17:18.700
Thank you.

1281
01:17:18.701 --> 01:17:20.396
Thank you.

1282
01:17:21.203 --> 01:17:22.762
Watch your step.

1283
01:17:25.274 --> 01:17:28.335
I'm gettin' that heavy
feelin' again, Charlie.

1284
01:17:31.747 --> 01:17:33.909
There's more to this,
isn't there?

1285
01:17:35.217 --> 01:17:36.708
Isn't there?

1286
01:17:40.022 --> 01:17:41.922
I was offered
a bribe.

1287
01:17:42.424 --> 01:17:44.120
Now we're cookin'.

1288
01:17:45.427 --> 01:17:47.760
Mr. Trask,
the headmaster,

1289
01:17:50.165 --> 01:17:52.066
he promised to get
me into Harvard.

1290
01:17:52.067 --> 01:17:53.592
If you squeal.

1291
01:17:54.270 --> 01:17:55.370
Yeah.

1292
01:17:55.371 --> 01:17:57.272
What a dilemma.

1293
01:17:57.273 --> 01:18:01.107
Should Charlie Simms
accept a free ride
into Harvard, or not?

1294
01:18:03.279 --> 01:18:07.282
What do you think your
friend George would do
if he were in your shoes?

1295
01:18:07.283 --> 01:18:08.750
He is,
practically.

1296
01:18:08.751 --> 01:18:10.218
How?

1297
01:18:10.219 --> 01:18:14.556
It's just that Mr. Trask
hasn't promised to get
him into Harvard.

1298
01:18:14.557 --> 01:18:16.391
Mr. Trask
doesn't have to.

1299
01:18:16.392 --> 01:18:18.792
George's father's
gonna take care
of that.

1300
01:18:20.796 --> 01:18:23.060
Do the deal,
Charlie. Take it!

1301
01:18:23.699 --> 01:18:25.133
Go to Harvard.

1302
01:18:26.101 --> 01:18:27.435
I can't do that.

1303
01:18:27.436 --> 01:18:28.631
Why not?

1304
01:18:30.973 --> 01:18:33.772
There are just
some things
you can't do.

1305
01:18:34.543 --> 01:18:36.273
Explain 'em to me.

1306
01:18:37.947 --> 01:18:39.280
Louder, please.

1307
01:18:39.281 --> 01:18:40.647
I can't...

1308
01:18:42.818 --> 01:18:46.220
You're gonna
have a tough time
in this world, Charlie.

1309
01:18:47.323 --> 01:18:50.816
To ease the blow,
let me buy you
a drink. Come on.

1310
01:18:52.361 --> 01:18:54.762
Double
Jack Daniels on the rocks.

1311
01:18:54.763 --> 01:18:57.995
And bring my
young friend here
a Shirley Temple.

1312
01:18:58.634 --> 01:19:00.796
Hold on.
Do you have beer?

1313
01:19:01.103 --> 01:19:03.605
Certainly. May I
see some ID?

1314
01:19:03.606 --> 01:19:06.908
Are you interested
in walkin' the rest
of your life, chappy?

1315
01:19:06.909 --> 01:19:08.142
I'm sorry, sir, but...

1316
01:19:08.143 --> 01:19:11.238
I'm a regular here.
My boy's going on 23.

1317
01:19:11.614 --> 01:19:14.449
Why don't you
call up front,
the office?

1318
01:19:14.450 --> 01:19:17.249
Mr. Gilbert,
he's a friend of mine.

1319
01:19:19.588 --> 01:19:21.389
Any particular beer?

1320
01:19:21.390 --> 01:19:24.155
Schlitz. No Schlitz?

1321
01:19:24.660 --> 01:19:27.026
Blatz. No Blatz?

1322
01:19:28.130 --> 01:19:29.393
Lmprovise.

1323
01:19:30.599 --> 01:19:32.066
I'll do my best, sir.

1324
01:19:32.067 --> 01:19:33.034
Thank you, sir.

1325
01:19:33.035 --> 01:19:33.934
Thank you, sir.

1326
01:19:34.737 --> 01:19:37.399
You're human, Charlie.
Beer?

1327
01:19:40.909 --> 01:19:42.901
Who are we
drinking with?

1328
01:19:43.078 --> 01:19:46.640
I'm getting
a nice soap-and-water
feeling from down there.

1329
01:19:54.757 --> 01:19:56.554
A female.

1330
01:19:56.825 --> 01:19:58.384
"Female"?

1331
01:19:58.994 --> 01:20:02.658
You callin' her female
must mean you like her
or you wouldn't be so casual.

1332
01:20:06.268 --> 01:20:07.635
Is she alone?

1333
01:20:07.636 --> 01:20:09.001
Yeah, she's alone.

1334
01:20:11.106 --> 01:20:12.767
Things are heatin' up.

1335
01:20:13.342 --> 01:20:14.935
Chestnut hair?

1336
01:20:15.210 --> 01:20:17.736
Brown, light brown.

1337
01:20:19.915 --> 01:20:21.315
Twenty-two?

1338
01:20:23.752 --> 01:20:26.051
What am I,
a guy at a carnival?

1339
01:20:26.588 --> 01:20:29.490
The day we stop lookin',
Charlie, is the day we die.

1340
01:20:30.492 --> 01:20:31.619
Move.

1341
01:20:31.894 --> 01:20:33.928
Where?
You know where, son.

1342
01:20:33.929 --> 01:20:35.761
Don't be coy, Charlie.

1343
01:20:37.866 --> 01:20:40.699
This woman is
made for you.
I can feel it.

1344
01:20:41.270 --> 01:20:43.466
Goddamn beautiful,
isn't she?

1345
01:20:43.706 --> 01:20:46.607
She's not bad.
Bingo! The boy's alive.

1346
01:20:47.810 --> 01:20:50.609
Come on, son,
perambulate.

1347
01:20:51.613 --> 01:20:53.138
Perambulate.

1348
01:21:02.725 --> 01:21:06.161
Excuse me, se·orita,
do you mind if
we join you?

1349
01:21:08.130 --> 01:21:10.656
I'm feelin' you're
being neglected.

1350
01:21:11.700 --> 01:21:13.634
I'm expecting somebody.

1351
01:21:15.671 --> 01:21:17.036
Instantly?

1352
01:21:18.407 --> 01:21:20.308
No, but any minute now.

1353
01:21:20.309 --> 01:21:21.609
Any minute?

1354
01:21:21.610 --> 01:21:24.409
Some people live
a lifetime
in a minute.

1355
01:21:25.581 --> 01:21:27.674
What are you doin'
right now?

1356
01:21:27.950 --> 01:21:30.043
I'm waiting for him.

1357
01:21:30.652 --> 01:21:33.247
Would you mind if
we waited with you,

1358
01:21:34.523 --> 01:21:37.515
just to keep
the womanizers
from bothering you?

1359
01:21:41.296 --> 01:21:42.958
No, I don't mind.

1360
01:21:43.332 --> 01:21:44.799
Thank you.

1361
01:21:48.303 --> 01:21:49.498
Charlie.

1362
01:21:53.142 --> 01:21:56.477
You know, I detect
a fragrance
in the air.

1363
01:21:56.478 --> 01:21:58.503
Don't tell me
what it is.

1364
01:21:59.481 --> 01:22:01.381
Ogilvie Sisters
soap.

1365
01:22:03.318 --> 01:22:04.819
That's amazing.

1366
01:22:04.820 --> 01:22:07.021
I'm in the
amazing business.

1367
01:22:07.022 --> 01:22:09.013
It is
Ogilvie Sisters
soap.

1368
01:22:09.691 --> 01:22:11.959
My grandmother gave me
three bars for Christmas.

1369
01:22:11.960 --> 01:22:14.195
I'm crazy about
your grandmother.

1370
01:22:14.196 --> 01:22:16.756
I think she'd have
liked Charlie, too.

1371
01:22:17.332 --> 01:22:19.066
Don't pay any
attention to him.

1372
01:22:19.067 --> 01:22:20.568
What's your name?

1373
01:22:20.569 --> 01:22:21.869
Donna.

1374
01:22:21.870 --> 01:22:25.006
Donna? I'm Frank.
This here is...

1375
01:22:25.007 --> 01:22:26.340
Charlie.

1376
01:22:26.341 --> 01:22:28.173
Yes.
She likes you.

1377
01:22:29.278 --> 01:22:31.279
Charlie's having
a difficult weekend.

1378
01:22:31.280 --> 01:22:32.814
He's going
through a crisis.

1379
01:22:32.815 --> 01:22:35.683
How does he look like
he's holding up?

1380
01:22:35.684 --> 01:22:37.618
He looks fine to me.

1381
01:22:37.619 --> 01:22:39.610
She does like you,
Charlie.

1382
01:22:45.627 --> 01:22:46.959
So, Donna,

1383
01:22:49.898 --> 01:22:51.389
do you tango?

1384
01:22:52.034 --> 01:22:54.662
No. I wanted to
learn once, but...

1385
01:22:55.237 --> 01:22:56.329
But?

1386
01:22:58.006 --> 01:22:59.841
But Michael
didn't want to.

1387
01:22:59.842 --> 01:23:01.676
Michael.

1388
01:23:01.677 --> 01:23:03.873
The one you're
waiting for.

1389
01:23:04.546 --> 01:23:07.209
Michael thinks
the tango's hysterical.

1390
01:23:07.616 --> 01:23:09.675
I think Michael's
hysterical.

1391
01:23:10.486 --> 01:23:12.353
Don't pay any
attention to him.

1392
01:23:12.354 --> 01:23:13.947
Did I already
say that?

1393
01:23:16.491 --> 01:23:18.289
What a beautiful laugh.

1394
01:23:20.028 --> 01:23:21.655
Thank you, Frank.

1395
01:23:27.369 --> 01:23:30.066
Would you like
to learn to tango,
Donna?

1396
01:23:32.875 --> 01:23:34.240
Right now?

1397
01:23:35.644 --> 01:23:39.313
I'm offering you
my services,
free of charge.

1398
01:23:39.314 --> 01:23:40.839
What do you say?

1399
01:23:44.319 --> 01:23:46.310
I think I'd be
a little afraid.

1400
01:23:47.689 --> 01:23:48.952
Of what?

1401
01:23:49.825 --> 01:23:51.987
Afraid of making
a mistake.

1402
01:23:53.529 --> 01:23:57.298
No mistakes
in the tango, Donna.
Not like life.

1403
01:23:57.299 --> 01:24:00.167
It's simple.
That's what makes
the tango so great.

1404
01:24:00.168 --> 01:24:03.627
If you make a mistake,
get all tangled up,
just tango on.

1405
01:24:06.842 --> 01:24:08.571
Why don't you try?

1406
01:24:12.948 --> 01:24:14.541
Will you try it?

1407
01:24:16.518 --> 01:24:18.646
All right.
I'll give it a try.

1408
01:24:19.988 --> 01:24:21.615
Hold me down, son.

1409
01:24:28.196 --> 01:24:29.528
Your arm?

1410
01:24:32.534 --> 01:24:33.797
Charlie,

1411
01:24:35.170 --> 01:24:37.805
I'm gonna need some
coordinates here, son.

1412
01:24:37.806 --> 01:24:40.808
The floor's about
20 by 30,

1413
01:24:40.809 --> 01:24:42.971
and you're at
the long end.

1414
01:24:43.879 --> 01:24:46.080
There's some tables
on the outside and

1415
01:24:46.081 --> 01:24:48.015
the band's
on the right.

1416
01:27:28.176 --> 01:27:31.942
Frank, you are
one incredible
dancer.

1417
01:27:34.783 --> 01:27:37.081
Wait'll you see
Charlie dance.

1418
01:27:37.686 --> 01:27:39.720
He's a liar.
I don't dance.

1419
01:27:39.721 --> 01:27:41.255
Isn't he a charmer,
though?

1420
01:27:41.256 --> 01:27:43.457
Truth is,
not only can he dance,

1421
01:27:43.458 --> 01:27:45.326
but he'll sing you
a hell of a tune.

1422
01:27:45.327 --> 01:27:48.095
He can do bird calls
and imitate Bela Lugosi.

1423
01:27:48.096 --> 01:27:49.230
Hi, honey.

1424
01:27:49.231 --> 01:27:50.289
Hi.
Hey.

1425
01:27:50.866 --> 01:27:53.634
Michael, this is Frank
and this is Charlie.

1426
01:27:53.635 --> 01:27:55.870
Hi, Frank, Charlie.
Sorry I'm late.

1427
01:27:55.871 --> 01:27:57.270
That's okay.

1428
01:27:57.706 --> 01:28:00.307
These two gentlemen
entertained me,

1429
01:28:00.308 --> 01:28:01.901
and time flew.

1430
01:28:02.077 --> 01:28:04.842
Your girl is a hell
of a tango dancer.

1431
01:28:05.280 --> 01:28:08.382
At last,
you found someone
to tango with.

1432
01:28:08.383 --> 01:28:09.817
That's terrific!

1433
01:28:09.818 --> 01:28:11.452
Let me shake your hand.

1434
01:28:11.453 --> 01:28:13.287
No, it was Frank.

1435
01:28:13.288 --> 01:28:15.416
Hell, I'll shake
both your hands!

1436
01:28:16.591 --> 01:28:19.627
This looks like
the place, but
we gotta go.

1437
01:28:19.628 --> 01:28:23.430
We got a date with
Darryl and Carol
in the Village.

1438
01:28:23.431 --> 01:28:25.933
Do you have a check?
Michael, please.

1439
01:28:25.934 --> 01:28:27.601
My pleasure.

1440
01:28:27.602 --> 01:28:28.903
No, no. I got this.

1441
01:28:28.904 --> 01:28:30.838
Michael, get your hand
outta your pocket.

1442
01:28:30.839 --> 01:28:32.534
I'll take it. Really.

1443
01:28:33.175 --> 01:28:34.574
Allow me.

1444
01:28:36.978 --> 01:28:38.512
Why, thank you.

1445
01:28:38.513 --> 01:28:40.004
Bye, guys.

1446
01:28:40.515 --> 01:28:41.539
Bye.

1447
01:28:49.791 --> 01:28:52.761
Darryl and Carol.
Yeah.

1448
01:29:01.536 --> 01:29:03.404
It's apartment 17E,
Colonel.

1449
01:29:03.405 --> 01:29:05.039
She's expecting you.

1450
01:29:05.040 --> 01:29:08.976
Don't worry about a thing.
She's the cr·me de la cr·me.

1451
01:29:08.977 --> 01:29:11.545
My buddy took
the Vice Chancellor
of Germany to her.

1452
01:29:11.546 --> 01:29:13.845
Now he wants to
immigrate to this country.

1453
01:29:14.082 --> 01:29:16.210
You did good, hombre.

1454
01:29:18.453 --> 01:29:20.251
My hair, how is it?

1455
01:29:21.389 --> 01:29:22.823
It's perfect.

1456
01:29:26.228 --> 01:29:28.196
I got the red
foulard okay,
didn't I?

1457
01:29:28.763 --> 01:29:30.464
Yeah,
real dark red.

1458
01:29:30.465 --> 01:29:33.492
Burgundy, Charlie.
Burgundy. They love it.

1459
01:29:35.937 --> 01:29:37.166
Bay rum.

1460
01:29:39.441 --> 01:29:40.908
Windsor knot.

1461
01:29:43.778 --> 01:29:45.906
That's my heart
I'm feelin'.

1462
01:29:55.857 --> 01:29:57.052
I'm off.

1463
01:30:15.477 --> 01:30:16.977
Can you get long
distance on this?

1464
01:30:16.978 --> 01:30:18.878
And how. Be my guest.

1465
01:30:29.924 --> 01:30:31.358
Sugarbush Lodge.

1466
01:30:31.359 --> 01:30:32.927
Hi. George Willis, please?

1467
01:30:32.928 --> 01:30:34.725
One moment, please.

1468
01:30:36.398 --> 01:30:38.465
Hello?
Harry?

1469
01:30:38.466 --> 01:30:40.701
Chas, how are you?

1470
01:30:40.702 --> 01:30:43.971
You just caught us.
We're about to shoot
George over to the airport.

1471
01:30:43.972 --> 01:30:46.373
Why is George going
to the airport?

1472
01:30:46.875 --> 01:30:50.072
Hold on. Maybe
you should talk
to the man himself.

1473
01:30:51.346 --> 01:30:52.479
Chas.

1474
01:30:52.480 --> 01:30:53.614
Yeah. Hi, George.

1475
01:30:53.615 --> 01:30:54.982
You just caught me.

1476
01:30:54.983 --> 01:30:57.685
That's what Harry said.
Where you goin'?

1477
01:30:57.686 --> 01:30:58.986
Home.

1478
01:30:58.987 --> 01:31:00.254
To Boston?

1479
01:31:00.255 --> 01:31:03.123
Catching the puddle·umper.
Keep your fingers crossed.

1480
01:31:03.124 --> 01:31:05.354
What are you
going home for?

1481
01:31:08.263 --> 01:31:12.222
I was thinking.
This asshole, Trask?
He's making no sense at all.

1482
01:31:13.535 --> 01:31:17.237
Somebody's gotta talk to him.
My father was class of '59.

1483
01:31:17.238 --> 01:31:21.107
Your father?
I thought we were gonna
keep our parents outta this.

1484
01:31:21.409 --> 01:31:24.140
This guy Trask
is out of control, Chas.

1485
01:31:24.746 --> 01:31:27.815
Out of control!
Somebody's gotta
talk to him.

1486
01:31:27.816 --> 01:31:29.841
My father's
a major fundraiser,
you know.

1487
01:31:30.719 --> 01:31:31.885
No, I didn't.

1488
01:31:31.886 --> 01:31:33.053
Right.

1489
01:31:33.054 --> 01:31:35.421
Relax. He'll get us
off the hook.

1490
01:31:35.623 --> 01:31:37.424
I gotta go.
Everything all right?

1491
01:31:37.425 --> 01:31:38.586
Sure.

1492
01:31:38.793 --> 01:31:40.853
I'll see you Monday.
Goodbye.

1493
01:31:41.162 --> 01:31:42.255
Bye.

1494
01:32:06.988 --> 01:32:09.013
Good night, sir.
Good night.

1495
01:32:21.403 --> 01:32:22.392
Hiya, Charlie.

1496
01:32:24.739 --> 01:32:26.230
Watch the door.

1497
01:32:44.859 --> 01:32:46.987
What a beautiful woman.

1498
01:33:01.009 --> 01:33:02.910
Hello, there.

1499
01:33:02.911 --> 01:33:04.845
Do you
see what I see?

1500
01:33:04.846 --> 01:33:07.681
Yeah.
Either there's
something wrong,

1501
01:33:07.682 --> 01:33:10.084
or we got the world's
worst hangover.

1502
01:33:10.085 --> 01:33:12.186
Won't you come in?

1503
01:33:12.187 --> 01:33:15.054
We hear
you got a picture of
the bank robbery.

1504
01:33:32.607 --> 01:33:33.904
Colonel?

1505
01:33:48.289 --> 01:33:50.189
Colonel,
you all right?

1506
01:33:51.926 --> 01:33:53.360
What is it?

1507
01:33:57.232 --> 01:33:58.999
It's after noon.

1508
01:33:59.000 --> 01:34:01.298
You've been sleeping
all morning.

1509
01:34:02.370 --> 01:34:03.770
So what?

1510
01:34:06.274 --> 01:34:08.106
I don't know.
I thought...

1511
01:34:13.014 --> 01:34:15.005
I talked to George
last night.

1512
01:34:17.352 --> 01:34:21.345
His father's a big-deal
alumnus at school.
He's got a lot of pull.

1513
01:34:22.991 --> 01:34:24.322
Really?

1514
01:34:26.794 --> 01:34:30.253
Yeah, he's gonna talk
to the headmaster.

1515
01:34:32.100 --> 01:34:35.302
George thinks he might
be able to get us
off the hook.

1516
01:34:35.303 --> 01:34:37.203
"Get us off the hook."

1517
01:34:37.972 --> 01:34:39.963
Yeah, that's what he said.

1518
01:34:41.743 --> 01:34:43.643
Watch the "us" part.

1519
01:34:46.781 --> 01:34:50.012
Colonel, don't you wanna
get up and do something?

1520
01:34:54.155 --> 01:34:55.384
Colonel?

1521
01:34:56.324 --> 01:34:58.349
Charlie, what do
you want?

1522
01:34:58.960 --> 01:35:01.461
I don't know,

1523
01:35:01.462 --> 01:35:03.624
but you're making
me nervous.

1524
01:35:06.501 --> 01:35:08.731
My wallet is
on the dresser.

1525
01:35:10.405 --> 01:35:12.464
Take out your plane ticket

1526
01:35:13.341 --> 01:35:17.573
and $400
mustering-out pay, plus

1527
01:35:19.180 --> 01:35:22.480
airport-to-school taxi.

1528
01:35:25.453 --> 01:35:28.115
Colonel, it's no rush.
I mean, I can...

1529
01:35:29.190 --> 01:35:30.757
I could stay for a while.

1530
01:35:30.758 --> 01:35:33.057
Charlie, you already
gave me a day.

1531
01:35:34.596 --> 01:35:37.622
And for that day,
I am eternally grateful.

1532
01:35:40.301 --> 01:35:44.204
But right now
I have other plans.

1533
01:35:45.807 --> 01:35:48.071
What other plans
do you have?

1534
01:35:50.245 --> 01:35:51.735
To die, son.

1535
01:35:53.615 --> 01:35:55.344
Colonel, you're...

1536
01:35:55.984 --> 01:35:59.010
Come on, Colonel,
you're not gonna die today.

1537
01:35:59.554 --> 01:36:01.784
Charlie,
give me your hand.

1538
01:36:06.461 --> 01:36:08.327
You go now, boy.
Okay?

1539
01:36:10.932 --> 01:36:12.764
You go. Just...

1540
01:36:16.537 --> 01:36:18.631
Just leave me
sleep here.

1541
01:36:20.141 --> 01:36:23.076
Look...
Can we start
over, please?

1542
01:36:24.379 --> 01:36:26.745
What do you feel
like doin' today, huh?

1543
01:36:27.515 --> 01:36:30.017
Look at this.
The sun is shining!

1544
01:36:30.018 --> 01:36:32.179
It's a beautiful day.
Let's...

1545
01:36:36.391 --> 01:36:39.559
Colonel, I know you don't
want to be a party poop,

1546
01:36:39.560 --> 01:36:41.428
so let's go out
and do something.

1547
01:36:41.429 --> 01:36:43.193
Let's go for a ride.

1548
01:36:48.703 --> 01:36:50.193
Yeah, a ride.

1549
01:36:52.607 --> 01:36:54.404
A ride?

1550
01:36:55.710 --> 01:36:58.045
Yeah, Colonel Slade,
what do you say?

1551
01:36:58.046 --> 01:36:59.877
Let's go
for a ride, huh?

1552
01:37:07.822 --> 01:37:09.517
What kind of ride?

1553
01:37:11.659 --> 01:37:14.561
Yeah, this is a valid
Oregon driver's license,

1554
01:37:14.562 --> 01:37:18.365
and we let appropriate
customers test-drive
the Testarossa.

1555
01:37:18.366 --> 01:37:22.336
But you're 17, with
a blind companion.
That we don't do.

1556
01:37:22.337 --> 01:37:24.604
This is a $100,000
piece of machinery.

1557
01:37:24.605 --> 01:37:27.074
I'm not letting it
out this door.

1558
01:37:27.075 --> 01:37:28.642
How about this one
over here?

1559
01:37:28.643 --> 01:37:31.278
That's a Cabriolet T.
The same deal.

1560
01:37:31.279 --> 01:37:35.716
You think I'll let
an unaccompanied kid
get in a $110,000 car?

1561
01:37:35.717 --> 01:37:37.947
He will not be
unaccompanied.

1562
01:37:38.820 --> 01:37:41.448
I'll be with him.
I'm his father.

1563
01:37:42.223 --> 01:37:43.824
You're his father?

1564
01:37:43.825 --> 01:37:45.019
Yes.

1565
01:37:45.460 --> 01:37:48.528
I have an idea. Why don't
I take your father
for a test drive?

1566
01:37:48.529 --> 01:37:50.497
What's your quota, Freddie?

1567
01:37:50.498 --> 01:37:52.499
Don't worry
about my quota.
I do well.

1568
01:37:52.500 --> 01:37:54.534
How many Ferraris
you sold this month?

1569
01:37:54.535 --> 01:37:57.170
That's not relevant
to this discussion.

1570
01:37:57.171 --> 01:37:58.901
Freddie,
the '·0s are over.

1571
01:37:59.373 --> 01:38:02.209
Are you tryin' to tell me
these things are walkin'
outta the store?

1572
01:38:02.210 --> 01:38:06.413
This is a Ferrari, sir,
the finest machinery made
in the automobile industry.

1573
01:38:06.414 --> 01:38:09.750
If you like it that much,
why don't you sleep with it?
Why are you sellin' it?

1574
01:38:09.751 --> 01:38:11.251
I'd love to
accommodate you...

1575
01:38:11.252 --> 01:38:14.354
If this car performs
the way I expect it to,

1576
01:38:14.355 --> 01:38:18.058
you will get
a check of $101,000,
and change,

1577
01:38:18.059 --> 01:38:20.160
when you come in
here tomorrow morning.

1578
01:38:20.161 --> 01:38:24.164
It's $100,000,
plus $050,
plus tax.

1579
01:38:24.165 --> 01:38:26.967
Freddie, for you

1580
01:38:26.968 --> 01:38:29.736
107 all in,

1581
01:38:29.737 --> 01:38:33.298
plus a case of champagne
to go with your
leftover turkey.

1582
01:38:34.575 --> 01:38:37.377
What do you say?
Don't worry about
the boy.

1583
01:38:37.378 --> 01:38:41.114
He drives so smooth,
you can boil an egg
on the engine.

1584
01:38:41.115 --> 01:38:44.312
When we bring
the car back, I'll peel
the egg for ya.

1585
01:38:45.353 --> 01:38:48.948
Listen, you made me laugh,
but I can't let
the car go out.

1586
01:38:50.925 --> 01:38:52.726
Want a deposit?

1587
01:38:52.727 --> 01:38:55.162
This is not an
installment item, sir.

1588
01:38:58.533 --> 01:39:02.128
Freddie, you're
no spring chicken.

1589
01:39:04.305 --> 01:39:08.508
You know what they call me
at the home office?
"The Grey Ghost."

1590
01:39:08.509 --> 01:39:10.911
You know why they
still keep me around?

1591
01:39:10.912 --> 01:39:14.381
There's no kid here
that can move a Ferrari
like I can.

1592
01:39:14.382 --> 01:39:17.083
I'm known from
coast to coast
like butter and toast.

1593
01:39:17.084 --> 01:39:19.553
Ask anybody about
Freddie Bisco.

1594
01:39:19.554 --> 01:39:21.054
When I get a Ferrari...

1595
01:39:21.055 --> 01:39:22.689
Out the door!

1596
01:39:24.125 --> 01:39:25.859
You just made
me laugh, Freddie.

1597
01:39:25.860 --> 01:39:27.055
Yeah?

1598
01:39:27.795 --> 01:39:29.058
2,000.

1599
01:39:30.364 --> 01:39:33.266
Unless you take it,
you're gonna make me cry.

1600
01:39:36.537 --> 01:39:38.403
I'm a grey ghost, too.

1601
01:39:49.817 --> 01:39:52.878
See? This is fun,
isn't it?

1602
01:40:07.468 --> 01:40:10.870
Drop her into neutral.
Slide her into second.

1603
01:40:11.405 --> 01:40:12.839
Pop the clutch.

1604
01:40:50.478 --> 01:40:53.280
Straight.
Hold it right
like that.

1605
01:40:53.281 --> 01:40:55.515
Feel it?
That's straight.

1606
01:40:55.516 --> 01:40:57.746
It's a straight street,
so keep it straight.

1607
01:41:00.554 --> 01:41:02.022
Keep it straight.

1608
01:41:02.023 --> 01:41:03.690
No fun just
to keep it straight.

1609
01:41:03.691 --> 01:41:06.626
You've got to move
a little bit,
feel the road.

1610
01:41:07.028 --> 01:41:10.020
Please? Just like this.
All right? There you go.

1611
01:41:10.565 --> 01:41:12.465
Take it nice and easy.

1612
01:41:13.301 --> 01:41:15.001
Do you like this?

1613
01:41:18.639 --> 01:41:21.700
Slow it down
a little, Colonel.
You're goin' a little fast.

1614
01:41:22.677 --> 01:41:24.941
Colonel, slow it down.

1615
01:41:25.780 --> 01:41:27.805
Something's happened
to my foot!

1616
01:41:29.584 --> 01:41:30.817
Slow it down, please.

1617
01:41:30.818 --> 01:41:33.480
Hold on. I think
I've got another gear.

1618
01:41:34.388 --> 01:41:35.913
Colonel Slade?

1619
01:41:37.458 --> 01:41:38.653
Hoo-ah!

1620
01:41:39.694 --> 01:41:40.922
Watch out!

1621
01:41:44.865 --> 01:41:46.166
You'll get us killed!

1622
01:41:46.167 --> 01:41:48.533
Don't blame me,
Charlie, I can't see!

1623
01:41:51.172 --> 01:41:52.572
Colonel,
slow it down!

1624
01:42:03.150 --> 01:42:04.379
Oh, Jesus!

1625
01:42:04.885 --> 01:42:07.687
Now let's see how
this baby corners.

1626
01:42:07.688 --> 01:42:08.755
Corners?

1627
01:42:08.756 --> 01:42:10.224
Yeah. Say when.

1628
01:42:10.858 --> 01:42:12.125
Say when what?

1629
01:42:12.126 --> 01:42:13.426
Say when to turn.

1630
01:42:13.427 --> 01:42:15.362
Colonel,
you can't turn the car.

1631
01:42:15.363 --> 01:42:17.058
Where's
the turn, Charlie?

1632
01:42:17.598 --> 01:42:21.067
3 o'clock? 2 o'clock?
Right oblique? Right face?

1633
01:42:21.068 --> 01:42:22.764
Come on! Talk to me!

1634
01:42:23.804 --> 01:42:25.438
It's left, I guess.

1635
01:42:25.439 --> 01:42:28.102
Left. I knew it. Okay. Now?

1636
01:42:29.710 --> 01:42:31.838
No, no! Not now! Not now!

1637
01:42:33.114 --> 01:42:34.274
Now?

1638
01:42:34.582 --> 01:42:35.882
Colonel, please!

1639
01:42:35.883 --> 01:42:38.184
I'm gonna do it anyway,
all right?

1640
01:42:38.185 --> 01:42:40.286
Whether you say so
or not, here we go!

1641
01:42:40.287 --> 01:42:42.722
Okay! Wait, wait, wait!
Just wait!

1642
01:42:42.723 --> 01:42:44.991
Here I go.

1643
01:42:44.992 --> 01:42:46.926
Wait... Now!

1644
01:42:53.401 --> 01:42:56.268
I did it! Charlie!

1645
01:42:57.872 --> 01:43:00.705
You're ridin' with
one very happy man!

1646
01:43:02.443 --> 01:43:03.810
Turn again!

1647
01:43:03.811 --> 01:43:05.040
Be specific, son.

1648
01:43:05.780 --> 01:43:06.880
Left now!

1649
01:43:06.881 --> 01:43:07.973
Okay.

1650
01:43:13.120 --> 01:43:15.749
I love this! I love it!

1651
01:43:17.324 --> 01:43:19.190
Shall we take it to the max?

1652
01:43:19.460 --> 01:43:20.950
Let me out.

1653
01:43:23.330 --> 01:43:25.128
Shit!
The yellow flag.

1654
01:43:26.067 --> 01:43:29.169
I haven't even
opened her up yet.
Which way's the curb?

1655
01:43:29.170 --> 01:43:31.705
Pull over. Slow down!
Slow down.

1656
01:43:31.706 --> 01:43:32.906
I'm doin' it.

1657
01:43:32.907 --> 01:43:34.908
Pull over to
the curb, here.
Slow down.

1658
01:43:34.909 --> 01:43:36.035
Yep. Got it.

1659
01:43:49.557 --> 01:43:51.992
Haven't had
a ticket in years.

1660
01:43:55.296 --> 01:43:57.025
I'll do the talking.

1661
01:44:02.703 --> 01:44:04.694
License
and registration.

1662
01:44:16.917 --> 01:44:18.985
Are you test-driving
this baby?

1663
01:44:18.986 --> 01:44:20.886
Don't she purr, though?

1664
01:44:21.455 --> 01:44:23.289
At 70 miles an hour?

1665
01:44:23.290 --> 01:44:25.758
You should hear
her at 125.

1666
01:44:27.561 --> 01:44:29.393
Where's your license?

1667
01:44:30.965 --> 01:44:32.632
At the dealer's.

1668
01:44:32.633 --> 01:44:35.295
They give it back
when you return the car.

1669
01:44:36.303 --> 01:44:37.804
You got ID?

1670
01:44:37.805 --> 01:44:39.364
You bet.

1671
01:44:40.608 --> 01:44:41.973
Indeed.

1672
01:44:45.913 --> 01:44:47.847
Lieutenant Colonel Slade.

1673
01:44:48.482 --> 01:44:50.143
And you, soldier?

1674
01:44:50.951 --> 01:44:53.477
The name is
Police Officer Gore.

1675
01:44:55.322 --> 01:44:57.423
Doin' a hell
of a job, Gore.

1676
01:44:57.424 --> 01:44:59.450
And so are you,
Colonel.

1677
01:45:00.594 --> 01:45:02.085
Who's the kid?

1678
01:45:03.164 --> 01:45:05.031
My boy Charlie.

1679
01:45:05.032 --> 01:45:07.100
He kept tellin' me
to "let her out."

1680
01:45:07.101 --> 01:45:09.331
What was I gonna do,
disappoint him?

1681
01:45:09.870 --> 01:45:11.031
Yes.

1682
01:45:14.942 --> 01:45:17.010
Tell you what
I'm gonna do,
Colonel.

1683
01:45:17.011 --> 01:45:19.913
I'm gonna let you go,
on one condition.

1684
01:45:19.914 --> 01:45:21.347
What's that?

1685
01:45:21.649 --> 01:45:24.413
That you take this rig
straight back to the dealer.

1686
01:45:26.687 --> 01:45:28.121
You got it.

1687
01:45:28.122 --> 01:45:29.419
Shut up.

1688
01:45:30.191 --> 01:45:31.590
You want this?

1689
01:45:31.926 --> 01:45:33.223
Sure.

1690
01:45:34.228 --> 01:45:35.787
Gore?

1691
01:45:36.263 --> 01:45:39.098
Your face and
your voice
are familiar.

1692
01:45:39.099 --> 01:45:41.830
You ever been
in the officer's
club at Da Nang?

1693
01:45:42.736 --> 01:45:44.070
No.

1694
01:45:44.071 --> 01:45:45.766
Never in the Army?

1695
01:45:46.907 --> 01:45:48.534
No. Coast Guard.

1696
01:45:49.176 --> 01:45:50.777
Good Lord.

1697
01:45:56.116 --> 01:45:58.518
Your dad
is looking good,
Charlie.

1698
01:45:58.519 --> 01:46:02.046
He's got a heavy foot, though.
Tell him to take it light,
all right?

1699
01:46:03.424 --> 01:46:05.358
I hear ya!
All right.

1700
01:46:05.359 --> 01:46:06.554
Thanks.

1701
01:46:19.540 --> 01:46:22.709
Get out of the car,
because you are not
driving anymore.

1702
01:46:22.710 --> 01:46:25.543
Just keeping this baby
warm, that's all.

1703
01:46:27.381 --> 01:46:29.475
I'm not drivin' anymore.

1704
01:46:33.921 --> 01:46:35.116
Yes.

1705
01:46:40.461 --> 01:46:42.293
Take my arm.
I'm okay.

1706
01:46:42.763 --> 01:46:45.130
Colonel,
it's really
bumpy here.

1707
01:46:59.146 --> 01:47:00.739
You all right?

1708
01:47:04.151 --> 01:47:05.209
Yeah.

1709
01:47:13.394 --> 01:47:15.362
Red light. Hold it.

1710
01:47:21.769 --> 01:47:23.362
Taking too long.

1711
01:47:26.974 --> 01:47:29.943
Shit! Colonel! Colonel!

1712
01:47:40.487 --> 01:47:41.750
Colonel!

1713
01:47:42.423 --> 01:47:44.186
Shit! You all right?

1714
01:47:45.259 --> 01:47:47.427
What the hell
are you doing?

1715
01:47:47.428 --> 01:47:48.628
Take the cane.

1716
01:47:48.629 --> 01:47:49.729
I gotta take a piss.

1717
01:47:49.730 --> 01:47:50.963
Take the cane.

1718
01:47:50.964 --> 01:47:52.398
Happens to
the best of us.

1719
01:47:52.399 --> 01:47:54.434
We're on
Park Avenue.
You can't.

1720
01:47:54.435 --> 01:47:55.925
Perfect place.

1721
01:47:56.437 --> 01:47:58.171
You'll get arrested.

1722
01:47:58.172 --> 01:48:00.106
Never been
housebroken.

1723
01:48:01.208 --> 01:48:02.437
Colonel!
Shit!

1724
01:48:02.743 --> 01:48:05.303
What's the matter
with you, Colonel?

1725
01:48:11.518 --> 01:48:14.954
What are you doing?
Stand up.

1726
01:48:16.390 --> 01:48:17.690
Come on.

1727
01:48:17.691 --> 01:48:20.354
I'm tired, Charlie.
I'm tired.

1728
01:48:22.463 --> 01:48:24.124
Give me your arm.

1729
01:48:24.765 --> 01:48:26.392
Here's your cane.

1730
01:48:27.735 --> 01:48:29.760
Take me back
to the hotel, son.

1731
01:48:35.976 --> 01:48:37.808
Home at last.

1732
01:48:59.133 --> 01:49:00.896
You all right now?

1733
01:49:02.803 --> 01:49:03.895
Yeah.

1734
01:49:07.875 --> 01:49:10.042
Do you want to
use the bathroom?

1735
01:49:10.043 --> 01:49:11.136
No.

1736
01:49:20.287 --> 01:49:21.754
Can I get you
something?

1737
01:49:21.755 --> 01:49:22.882
No.

1738
01:49:27.060 --> 01:49:28.561
You sure you're
all right?

1739
01:49:28.562 --> 01:49:30.223
I'm fine, Charlie.

1740
01:49:48.782 --> 01:49:51.250
Do you mind if
I use the phone?

1741
01:49:51.251 --> 01:49:52.514
Go ahead.

1742
01:50:11.672 --> 01:50:13.005
Hello?

1743
01:50:13.006 --> 01:50:14.907
Hi, is George there,
please?

1744
01:50:14.908 --> 01:50:16.569
Senior or Junior?

1745
01:50:18.078 --> 01:50:19.445
Junior.

1746
01:50:19.446 --> 01:50:21.013
Who's this?

1747
01:50:21.014 --> 01:50:22.582
A friend of his
from school.

1748
01:50:22.583 --> 01:50:26.679
Sorry, but George isn't going
to be talking to any friends
from school right now.

1749
01:50:28.989 --> 01:50:29.979
Oh.

1750
01:50:30.324 --> 01:50:31.553
Goodbye.

1751
01:50:48.976 --> 01:50:51.342
Colonel, are you
looking at me?

1752
01:50:54.081 --> 01:50:55.810
I'm blind, Charlie.

1753
01:51:02.122 --> 01:51:03.954
I'm gonna take a nap.

1754
01:51:06.760 --> 01:51:08.558
Too much fresh air.

1755
01:51:10.397 --> 01:51:12.559
It's probably a good idea.

1756
01:51:13.133 --> 01:51:15.534
Want me to help you
to your room?

1757
01:51:16.136 --> 01:51:17.194
No.

1758
01:51:18.539 --> 01:51:19.733
Couch.

1759
01:51:20.908 --> 01:51:22.808
I like this couch here.

1760
01:51:26.079 --> 01:51:28.514
You sure you're
all right, Colonel?

1761
01:51:28.515 --> 01:51:30.142
I got a headache.

1762
01:51:36.456 --> 01:51:39.725
Why don't you go
downstairs, get me
some aspirin?

1763
01:51:39.726 --> 01:51:42.696
Some aspirin.
Yeah. Also...

1764
01:51:45.532 --> 01:51:47.296
I feel like a cigar.

1765
01:51:48.835 --> 01:51:52.101
Get me a couple of
Montecristos Number One.

1766
01:51:53.307 --> 01:51:54.774
Montecristos
Number One.

1767
01:51:54.775 --> 01:51:55.942
Yeah.

1768
01:51:55.943 --> 01:51:58.844
You won't be able
to get 'em at
the newsstand downstairs.

1769
01:51:58.845 --> 01:52:00.871
So why don't you
go over to

1770
01:52:01.615 --> 01:52:04.175
50th and Fifth,
Dunhill's.

1771
01:52:04.985 --> 01:52:07.750
Fella named Arnold there,
in the humidor.

1772
01:52:08.689 --> 01:52:11.317
Tell him
they're for me.

1773
01:52:12.693 --> 01:52:13.887
He'll know.

1774
01:53:02.943 --> 01:53:05.070
You're back
too fast.

1775
01:53:07.881 --> 01:53:10.214
You didn't get
my cigars, did you?

1776
01:53:15.555 --> 01:53:17.456
Get out of
here, Charlie.

1777
01:53:21.795 --> 01:53:23.695
I thought we had a deal.

1778
01:53:24.464 --> 01:53:28.424
I welched.
I'm a welcher.
Didn't I tell you?

1779
01:53:29.970 --> 01:53:33.429
No, what you told me
was that you gave me
all the bullets.

1780
01:53:33.807 --> 01:53:35.070
I lied.

1781
01:53:36.977 --> 01:53:38.744
You could have fooled me.

1782
01:53:38.745 --> 01:53:40.111
And I did.

1783
01:53:43.016 --> 01:53:46.350
How you ever
gonna survive in this
world without me?

1784
01:53:51.224 --> 01:53:54.251
Why don't you just
give me the gun,
all right?

1785
01:54:03.170 --> 01:54:05.400
What are you doing?

1786
01:54:06.740 --> 01:54:08.799
I'm gonna
shoot you, too.

1787
01:54:11.912 --> 01:54:13.880
Your life's
finished anyway.

1788
01:54:15.115 --> 01:54:18.050
Your friend George
is going to sing
like a canary.

1789
01:54:18.051 --> 01:54:19.819
And so are you.

1790
01:54:19.820 --> 01:54:22.380
And once you've sung,
Charlie, my boy,

1791
01:54:22.656 --> 01:54:26.892
you're gonna take
your place on that
long, gray line

1792
01:54:26.893 --> 01:54:28.725
of American manhood.

1793
01:54:30.330 --> 01:54:32.526
And you will
be through.

1794
01:54:34.201 --> 01:54:36.202
I'd like to disagree
with you, Colonel.

1795
01:54:36.203 --> 01:54:38.571
You're in no
position to disagree
with me, boy.

1796
01:54:38.572 --> 01:54:41.803
I got a loaded.45 here.
You got pimples.

1797
01:54:42.809 --> 01:54:44.539
I'm gonna
kill ya, Charlie,

1798
01:54:45.278 --> 01:54:47.313
because I can't
bear the thought

1799
01:54:47.314 --> 01:54:49.009
of you sellin' out!

1800
01:54:50.984 --> 01:54:53.552
Put the gun down,
all right, Colonel?

1801
01:54:53.553 --> 01:54:56.682
What? You givin' me
an ultimatum?

1802
01:54:57.057 --> 01:54:58.422
No, I'm...

1803
01:54:59.860 --> 01:55:01.794
I give the ultimatums!

1804
01:55:03.563 --> 01:55:04.895
I'm sorry.

1805
01:55:06.833 --> 01:55:08.665
All right? I'm sorry.

1806
01:55:11.938 --> 01:55:13.497
It's all right,

1807
01:55:14.775 --> 01:55:16.208
Charlie.

1808
01:55:21.181 --> 01:55:23.081
You break
my heart, son.

1809
01:55:24.718 --> 01:55:26.550
All my life
I stood up

1810
01:55:27.554 --> 01:55:29.545
to everyone
and everything,

1811
01:55:31.024 --> 01:55:34.893
because it made me
feel important.

1812
01:55:37.097 --> 01:55:39.532
You do it
'cause you mean it.

1813
01:55:42.702 --> 01:55:44.432
You got
integrity, Charlie.

1814
01:55:48.675 --> 01:55:52.009
I don't know whether to
shoot you or adopt you.

1815
01:55:54.848 --> 01:55:57.316
Not much of a choice,
is it, sir?

1816
01:55:57.317 --> 01:55:59.115
Don't get cute now.

1817
01:55:59.886 --> 01:56:01.887
Could you please
put the gun away?

1818
01:56:01.888 --> 01:56:03.686
I asked you
a question.

1819
01:56:04.191 --> 01:56:07.092
Do you want me
to adopt you,
or don't you?

1820
01:56:08.261 --> 01:56:09.888
Please? I mean...

1821
01:56:11.498 --> 01:56:13.796
You're just in a slump
right now.

1822
01:56:14.034 --> 01:56:15.160
Slump?

1823
01:56:17.904 --> 01:56:19.668
No slump, Charlie.

1824
01:56:22.008 --> 01:56:23.271
I'm bad.

1825
01:56:26.179 --> 01:56:28.079
I'm not bad. No.

1826
01:56:30.750 --> 01:56:32.241
I'm rotten.

1827
01:56:35.589 --> 01:56:37.181
You're not bad.

1828
01:56:40.494 --> 01:56:42.291
You're just in pain.

1829
01:56:47.968 --> 01:56:50.232
What do you know
about pain?

1830
01:56:54.007 --> 01:56:58.308
You little snail darter
from the Pacific Northwest.

1831
01:56:59.479 --> 01:57:01.447
Fuck you know
about pain?

1832
01:57:05.151 --> 01:57:07.416
Let me have the gun,
Colonel.

1833
01:57:07.854 --> 01:57:09.982
No time to grow
a dick, son.

1834
01:57:11.224 --> 01:57:13.921
Just give me the gun,
all right, Colonel?

1835
01:57:15.862 --> 01:57:17.956
I'm talkin' a
parade ground.

1836
01:57:18.164 --> 01:57:19.462
Ten-hut!

1837
01:57:22.335 --> 01:57:25.567
Soldier, that was
a direct order.

1838
01:57:27.440 --> 01:57:29.067
Give me the gun.

1839
01:57:32.846 --> 01:57:35.542
You can stay or
you can leave.

1840
01:57:36.716 --> 01:57:38.517
You understand?

1841
01:57:38.518 --> 01:57:41.510
Either way, I'm gonna
do this thing.

1842
01:57:44.157 --> 01:57:47.855
Now why don't
you leave and
spare yourself?

1843
01:57:50.730 --> 01:57:52.721
I want your gun,
Colonel.

1844
01:58:01.675 --> 01:58:03.905
I'm gonna give
myself a count.

1845
01:58:09.215 --> 01:58:11.878
You need a count
for balance.

1846
01:58:15.188 --> 01:58:16.588
Five...

1847
01:58:17.757 --> 01:58:18.747
Four...

1848
01:58:20.794 --> 01:58:22.227
Three...

1849
01:58:24.230 --> 01:58:25.459
Two...

1850
01:58:28.101 --> 01:58:29.227
One...

1851
01:58:31.371 --> 01:58:32.497
Fuck it.

1852
01:58:40.213 --> 01:58:41.943
Give me! Fuck!

1853
01:58:45.251 --> 01:58:46.418
Get out of here!

1854
01:58:46.419 --> 01:58:47.820
I'm stayin' right here!

1855
01:58:47.821 --> 01:58:49.121
Get outta here!

1856
01:58:49.122 --> 01:58:50.522
I'm stayin' right here.

1857
01:58:50.523 --> 01:58:52.257
I'll blow your
fuckin' head off!

1858
01:58:52.258 --> 01:58:53.892
Then do it!

1859
01:58:53.893 --> 01:58:56.419
You want to do it?
Do it! Let's go.

1860
01:59:02.502 --> 01:59:04.561
Get outta here!

1861
01:59:05.939 --> 01:59:08.374
You fucked up,
all right? So what?

1862
01:59:08.375 --> 01:59:10.241
So everybody does it.

1863
01:59:10.877 --> 01:59:12.645
Get on with your life,
would ya?

1864
01:59:12.646 --> 01:59:13.977
What life?

1865
01:59:15.048 --> 01:59:17.073
I got no life!

1866
01:59:19.219 --> 01:59:21.312
I'm in the dark here!

1867
01:59:23.023 --> 01:59:24.547
You understand?

1868
01:59:25.892 --> 01:59:27.451
I'm in the dark!

1869
01:59:33.133 --> 01:59:34.566
So give up.

1870
01:59:35.402 --> 01:59:38.971
You want to give up, give up.
Because I'm givin' up, too.

1871
01:59:38.972 --> 01:59:41.407
You said I'm through.
You're right,
I am through.

1872
01:59:41.408 --> 01:59:43.501
We're both through.
It's all over.

1873
01:59:44.110 --> 01:59:46.445
So let's get on with it.
Let's fuckin' do it.

1874
01:59:46.446 --> 01:59:48.676
Let's fuckin'
pull the trigger,

1875
01:59:49.315 --> 01:59:51.580
you miserable
blind motherfucker.

1876
01:59:59.926 --> 02:00:01.587
Pull the trigger.

1877
02:00:03.630 --> 02:00:05.427
Here we go, Charlie.

1878
02:00:06.800 --> 02:00:08.131
I'm ready.

1879
02:00:16.076 --> 02:00:17.941
You don't want to die.

1880
02:00:20.413 --> 02:00:22.211
And neither do you.

1881
02:00:25.652 --> 02:00:28.314
Give me one
reason not to.

1882
02:00:32.792 --> 02:00:34.021
I'll give you two.

1883
02:00:34.461 --> 02:00:38.022
You can dance the tango
and drive a Ferrari better
than anyone I've ever seen.

1884
02:00:44.404 --> 02:00:46.839
You never seen
anyone do either.

1885
02:00:51.010 --> 02:00:53.138
Give me the gun,
Colonel.

1886
02:01:04.057 --> 02:01:06.787
Where do I go
from here, Charlie?

1887
02:01:08.294 --> 02:01:10.991
If you're tangled up,
just tango on.

1888
02:01:13.700 --> 02:01:15.998
You askin' me
to dance, Charlie?

1889
02:01:23.309 --> 02:01:26.111
Did you ever
have the feelin'

1890
02:01:26.112 --> 02:01:27.978
That you wanted to go

1891
02:01:29.682 --> 02:01:34.120
And still had the feelin'
that you wanted to stay?

1892
02:01:50.637 --> 02:01:52.696
You like my blues,
Charlie?

1893
02:01:56.075 --> 02:01:58.101
Yeah, they're beautiful.

1894
02:01:59.445 --> 02:02:01.072
I wore these

1895
02:02:02.916 --> 02:02:04.816
for Lyndon's
inauguration.

1896
02:02:07.320 --> 02:02:11.450
Of course, we weren't
the number one ball.

1897
02:02:15.028 --> 02:02:17.019
But he dropped by
anyway.

1898
02:02:19.699 --> 02:02:21.963
Will you please
give me the gun?

1899
02:02:25.972 --> 02:02:27.906
You're askin' an officer

1900
02:02:29.042 --> 02:02:31.602
to surrender his sidearm.

1901
02:02:33.012 --> 02:02:35.047
You don't have
to surrender it.

1902
02:02:35.048 --> 02:02:37.414
Just put it down
for a little while.

1903
02:02:38.284 --> 02:02:40.446
All right?
Just put it down.

1904
02:02:52.198 --> 02:02:54.667
Boy, I could use
a drink, Charlie.

1905
02:02:58.204 --> 02:03:00.298
How about a cup of coffee?

1906
02:03:02.909 --> 02:03:06.178
Too big a leap for me
right now, Charlie.

1907
02:03:06.179 --> 02:03:07.679
Maybe tomorrow.

1908
02:03:10.550 --> 02:03:14.816
No, a Mr. John Daniels
would be preferred.

1909
02:03:17.557 --> 02:03:19.218
No water,
Charlie.

1910
02:03:21.861 --> 02:03:23.158
No water.

1911
02:03:23.930 --> 02:03:25.193
Please.

1912
02:03:33.239 --> 02:03:35.230
Here's your drink,
Colonel.

1913
02:03:41.881 --> 02:03:43.872
Oh, I'm so sorry.

1914
02:03:44.684 --> 02:03:47.352
What time do you want me
to turn down the bed?

1915
02:03:47.353 --> 02:03:49.388
Maybe later,
all right?

1916
02:03:49.389 --> 02:03:51.357
What he means,
se·orita,

1917
02:03:52.525 --> 02:03:54.425
is come right in.

1918
02:03:57.964 --> 02:03:59.432
Later, please?

1919
02:04:00.500 --> 02:04:02.832
Yes, sir.
Good afternoon.

1920
02:04:07.507 --> 02:04:08.997
Nice voice.

1921
02:04:13.313 --> 02:04:15.713
Boy, you have
a one-track mind.

1922
02:04:17.684 --> 02:04:20.710
Is there anything else
in this world, Charlie?

1923
02:04:21.921 --> 02:04:23.446
Not for you.

1924
02:04:24.524 --> 02:04:27.618
You know what's
kept me goin'
all these years?

1925
02:04:28.328 --> 02:04:29.989
The thought

1926
02:04:31.297 --> 02:04:33.732
that one day...

1927
02:04:42.642 --> 02:04:43.939
Never mind.

1928
02:04:45.178 --> 02:04:46.475
The what?

1929
02:04:48.314 --> 02:04:49.679
Silly.

1930
02:04:52.552 --> 02:04:55.351
Just the thought that
maybe one day, I'd...

1931
02:04:59.359 --> 02:05:02.260
I could have a woman's arms
wrapped around me,

1932
02:05:04.097 --> 02:05:06.361
and her legs
wrapped around me.

1933
02:05:09.135 --> 02:05:10.432
And what?

1934
02:05:15.274 --> 02:05:19.735
That I could wake up
in the morning and
she'd still be there.

1935
02:05:21.147 --> 02:05:22.672
Smell of her.

1936
02:05:24.150 --> 02:05:25.879
All funky and warm.

1937
02:05:30.590 --> 02:05:32.490
I finally gave up on it.

1938
02:05:35.762 --> 02:05:38.287
I don't know why
you can't have that.

1939
02:05:41.334 --> 02:05:43.902
When we get back
to New Hampshire,

1940
02:05:43.903 --> 02:05:46.463
I don't know why you
can't find someone.

1941
02:05:46.773 --> 02:05:49.799
You're a good-lookin' guy

1942
02:05:50.376 --> 02:05:52.401
and you're fun to be with

1943
02:05:53.212 --> 02:05:56.148
and you're a great
travel companion,

1944
02:05:56.716 --> 02:05:59.310
sensitive, compassionate.

1945
02:06:03.389 --> 02:06:04.550
Charlie,

1946
02:06:05.925 --> 02:06:07.984
are you fuckin' with me?

1947
02:06:12.065 --> 02:06:13.191
Yes.

1948
02:06:17.637 --> 02:06:18.866
Yeah?

1949
02:06:19.672 --> 02:06:21.106
Hey, Manny.

1950
02:06:26.345 --> 02:06:27.679
We missed our plane.

1951
02:06:27.680 --> 02:06:29.815
Your plane, Charlie.

1952
02:06:29.816 --> 02:06:31.613
My ticket was one-way.

1953
02:06:33.619 --> 02:06:35.887
New England thruway
all the way, Colonel?

1954
02:06:35.888 --> 02:06:37.720
All the way,
Manolo.

1955
02:06:49.902 --> 02:06:52.895
I'm gettin' that heavy
feelin' again, Charlie.

1956
02:06:54.707 --> 02:06:55.834
Uh...

1957
02:06:56.742 --> 02:06:57.937
"Uh..."

1958
02:06:58.978 --> 02:07:02.141
I think you were
right about George
and his father.

1959
02:07:02.548 --> 02:07:04.583
I'm sorry
to hear that.

1960
02:07:04.584 --> 02:07:09.421
When we get back Mr. Trask
is bringing us up
in front of the whole school.

1961
02:07:09.422 --> 02:07:11.790
Puttin' your feet
to the fire?

1962
02:07:11.791 --> 02:07:14.624
Special meeting of the
disciplinary committee.

1963
02:07:16.229 --> 02:07:18.595
And what are you
gonna tell 'em?

1964
02:07:21.467 --> 02:07:23.993
I don't know.
I'll think of somethin'.

1965
02:07:25.905 --> 02:07:29.534
Charlie, why are you
all alone in this thing?

1966
02:07:31.611 --> 02:07:33.374
Where's your father?

1967
02:07:34.947 --> 02:07:36.438
He left.

1968
02:07:37.884 --> 02:07:42.116
I thought it was a
mom-and-pop store.
Who's the pop?

1969
02:07:42.655 --> 02:07:44.350
It's my stepfather.

1970
02:07:45.358 --> 02:07:47.224
Oh, yeah.

1971
02:07:49.328 --> 02:07:52.992
But why isn't
he in on this?
Somethin' wrong with him?

1972
02:07:54.333 --> 02:07:56.859
No, he's okay. We just...

1973
02:07:57.303 --> 02:07:58.970
We don't get along
very well.

1974
02:07:58.971 --> 02:08:00.268
Why not?

1975
02:08:02.008 --> 02:08:03.542
Because he's
an asshole.

1976
02:08:08.214 --> 02:08:11.479
Well, that's
all right, Charlie.

1977
02:08:13.686 --> 02:08:16.553
Every family's
got one nowadays.

1978
02:08:46.452 --> 02:08:47.783
That's it?

1979
02:08:48.120 --> 02:08:49.254
That's it.

1980
02:08:49.255 --> 02:08:50.722
Take care of
yourself, kid.

1981
02:08:50.723 --> 02:08:52.589
All right, Manny.
Thanks.

1982
02:08:58.431 --> 02:09:00.422
No,
I'm not opening.

1983
02:09:02.034 --> 02:09:03.593
I hate goodbyes.

1984
02:09:06.205 --> 02:09:07.764
So...

1985
02:09:08.541 --> 02:09:10.168
You'll be
all right, huh?

1986
02:09:11.544 --> 02:09:13.034
I'll be fine.

1987
02:09:14.547 --> 02:09:15.844
All right.

1988
02:09:19.151 --> 02:09:20.710
What's that?

1989
02:09:21.654 --> 02:09:23.383
That's first bell.

1990
02:09:25.057 --> 02:09:27.492
Just got time
to get cleaned up.

1991
02:09:30.863 --> 02:09:32.593
I almost forgot.

1992
02:09:36.869 --> 02:09:38.837
I owe you
some money.

1993
02:09:41.173 --> 02:09:44.336
$300.
Job well done.

1994
02:09:48.547 --> 02:09:51.346
You ever need
any references, Charlie,
I'm your man.

1995
02:09:53.486 --> 02:09:55.113
Thanks, Colonel.

1996
02:10:01.894 --> 02:10:04.963
16 Water Street.
Over the bridge.

1997
02:10:04.964 --> 02:10:06.454
We'll find it.

1998
02:10:07.500 --> 02:10:09.229
Goodbye, Charlie.

1999
02:10:10.936 --> 02:10:12.666
Goodbye, Colonel.

2000
02:10:15.775 --> 02:10:17.402
Come here, son.

2001
02:10:34.160 --> 02:10:35.525
Okay, Manny.

2002
02:11:49.735 --> 02:11:51.704
George. George!

2003
02:12:30.876 --> 02:12:33.711
I called an open meeting
of this institution
this morning

2004
02:12:33.712 --> 02:12:37.015
because the incident
that occurred this
Tuesday last

2005
02:12:37.016 --> 02:12:41.112
describes an issue
that concerns all of us.

2006
02:12:42.555 --> 02:12:44.789
Not an isolated case
of vandalism.

2007
02:12:44.790 --> 02:12:46.391
What happened

2008
02:12:46.392 --> 02:12:50.021
is a symptom
of the sickness
of a society.

2009
02:12:50.996 --> 02:12:56.230
A sickness which runs
counter to the principles
this school was founded on.

2010
02:12:58.437 --> 02:13:00.839
A school among
whose graduates

2011
02:13:00.840 --> 02:13:05.607
two have sat behind the
desk in the Oval O·ce,
in the White House.

2012
02:13:06.712 --> 02:13:10.046
Baird men have
run State Departments
and investment houses,

2013
02:13:10.816 --> 02:13:13.985
founded department stores
and coached football teams.

2014
02:13:13.986 --> 02:13:17.422
Our alumni receive
their bulletins in
ashrams in India

2015
02:13:17.890 --> 02:13:19.791
and in palaces in Jordan.

2016
02:13:19.792 --> 02:13:22.293
We are, in fact,
known around the world

2017
02:13:22.294 --> 02:13:25.463
as the cradle of this
country's leadership.

2018
02:13:25.464 --> 02:13:27.499
A beacon in the...
What are you doing here?

2019
02:13:27.500 --> 02:13:29.367
Got room for me
up there, Charlie?

2020
02:13:29.368 --> 02:13:32.470
But today we are bleeding
from disrespect.

2021
02:13:32.471 --> 02:13:33.738
Yeah, I guess so.

2022
02:13:33.739 --> 02:13:35.607
Blatant disrespect.
Give us a hand.

2023
02:13:35.608 --> 02:13:37.842
A disrespect
for our values,

2024
02:13:37.843 --> 02:13:41.713
and a disrespect
for our standards.

2025
02:13:41.714 --> 02:13:45.183
A disrespect for
the Baird tradition.

2026
02:13:45.184 --> 02:13:47.949
And, as the custodians
of that tradition,

2027
02:13:49.088 --> 02:13:53.286
we are here today
to protect each other

2028
02:13:53.859 --> 02:13:56.351
from those who threaten it.

2029
02:13:57.530 --> 02:13:59.464
Who is this, Mr. Simms?

2030
02:14:01.667 --> 02:14:03.601
This is Mr. Frank Slade,

2031
02:14:04.403 --> 02:14:07.634
Lieutenant Colonel,
United States Army,
retired.

2032
02:14:08.941 --> 02:14:11.273
I'm here in place
of Charlie's parents.

2033
02:14:11.543 --> 02:14:12.875
Excuse me?

2034
02:14:13.145 --> 02:14:14.772
In loco parentis.

2035
02:14:17.116 --> 02:14:20.385
They could not make
the trip from
Oregon today.

2036
02:14:20.386 --> 02:14:23.421
And what is your
relationship to Mr. Simms?

2037
02:14:23.422 --> 02:14:25.186
Is this a
courtroom?

2038
02:14:26.125 --> 02:14:28.159
Closest thing
we could manage to it.

2039
02:14:28.160 --> 02:14:31.824
Then if we're taking oaths,
there's a few people
I'd like to swear in.

2040
02:14:34.166 --> 02:14:36.362
There are no oaths
at Baird.

2041
02:14:37.436 --> 02:14:39.427
We are all on our honor.

2042
02:14:41.407 --> 02:14:43.807
Larry and Franny Simms

2043
02:14:44.176 --> 02:14:46.668
are very dear,
close friends of mine.

2044
02:14:47.146 --> 02:14:50.343
They've asked me
to appear here on
Charlie's behalf.

2045
02:14:51.283 --> 02:14:52.478
Okay?

2046
02:14:55.020 --> 02:14:57.455
Happy to have you
with us, Colonel.

2047
02:15:01.694 --> 02:15:03.025
Mr. Willis.

2048
02:15:05.431 --> 02:15:07.165
Which Mr. Willis?

2049
02:15:07.166 --> 02:15:08.599
George, Junior, sir.

2050
02:15:13.639 --> 02:15:15.239
Yes.

2051
02:15:15.240 --> 02:15:17.342
You were in a position
last Tuesday night

2052
02:15:17.343 --> 02:15:20.836
to see who committed
this act of vandalism.
Who was it?

2053
02:15:23.549 --> 02:15:26.884
Well, I have an idea
who it was.

2054
02:15:26.885 --> 02:15:28.519
No, not an idea,
Mr. Willis.

2055
02:15:28.520 --> 02:15:30.352
Did you see or
did you not see?

2056
02:15:33.359 --> 02:15:34.690
Well...

2057
02:15:36.462 --> 02:15:38.794
I didn't have
my contacts in.

2058
02:15:42.868 --> 02:15:44.097
Come on.

2059
02:15:47.973 --> 02:15:51.109
I was in the library.
I'd taken my glasses off,

2060
02:15:51.110 --> 02:15:53.704
and I was gonna put
my contacts back in.

2061
02:15:59.118 --> 02:16:00.918
Then I helped
Simms close up

2062
02:16:00.919 --> 02:16:03.921
and the next thing
I know, we're outside,

2063
02:16:03.922 --> 02:16:05.982
and I hear
this sound and I

2064
02:16:08.127 --> 02:16:10.994
didn't have any time
to put my contacts in.

2065
02:16:11.597 --> 02:16:14.293
Whom, with your
limited vision,
did you see?

2066
02:16:31.884 --> 02:16:34.011
Like I say,
it was blurry.

2067
02:16:39.892 --> 02:16:42.527
I can't see
without my contacts.

2068
02:16:42.528 --> 02:16:44.928
What did you see,
Mr. Willis?

2069
02:16:45.264 --> 02:16:46.458
What?

2070
02:16:47.533 --> 02:16:48.933
You mean definitively?

2071
02:16:48.934 --> 02:16:50.768
Stop fencing with me,
Mr. Willis!

2072
02:16:50.769 --> 02:16:52.669
Tell me what you saw!

2073
02:16:57.810 --> 02:17:02.042
Now, don't hold me to this,
but no contacts, it's dark...

2074
02:17:04.550 --> 02:17:06.084
And everything, I mean...

2075
02:17:06.085 --> 02:17:07.484
Mr. Willis!

2076
02:17:10.656 --> 02:17:11.748
Maybe...

2077
02:17:14.226 --> 02:17:16.126
Harry Havemeyer,

2078
02:17:16.929 --> 02:17:19.921
Trent Potter and
Jimmy Jameson.

2079
02:17:24.103 --> 02:17:25.303
Maybe?

2080
02:17:25.304 --> 02:17:26.999
Ballpark, best guess.

2081
02:17:29.208 --> 02:17:31.972
Could you provide us
with some detaiI?

2082
02:17:34.580 --> 02:17:38.073
Why don't you ask Charlie?
I really think he was closer.

2083
02:17:47.025 --> 02:17:48.357
Mr. Simms.

2084
02:17:49.928 --> 02:17:51.429
Yes.

2085
02:17:51.430 --> 02:17:54.198
You don't wear contact lenses,
do you?

2086
02:17:54.199 --> 02:17:55.496
No, sir.

2087
02:17:57.269 --> 02:18:00.104
With your
untrammeled sight,

2088
02:18:00.105 --> 02:18:01.505
w£om did you see?

2089
02:18:05.644 --> 02:18:07.442
Well, I saw something,

2090
02:18:09.414 --> 02:18:11.883
but I couldn't say who.

2091
02:18:12.618 --> 02:18:15.519
All right. What was
the something you saw?

2092
02:18:19.424 --> 02:18:20.525
I couldn't say.

2093
02:18:20.526 --> 02:18:22.255
You couldn't or wouldn't say?

2094
02:18:25.030 --> 02:18:26.555
Well, I just...

2095
02:18:30.536 --> 02:18:31.903
I just couldn't say.

2096
02:18:31.904 --> 02:18:33.571
Couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't.

2097
02:18:33.572 --> 02:18:37.041
You're exhausting my patience
and making a mockery
of these proceedings.

2098
02:18:37.042 --> 02:18:38.810
I will give you
one last chance.

2099
02:18:38.811 --> 02:18:41.379
The consequences
of your response
will be dire.

2100
02:18:41.380 --> 02:18:45.715
By dire, I mean
your future will be
jeopardized permanently.

2101
02:18:47.352 --> 02:18:49.253
Now for the last time,

2102
02:18:49.254 --> 02:18:53.623
w£at did you see
last Tuesday night
outside my office?

2103
02:18:57.796 --> 02:18:59.630
I saw somebody.

2104
02:18:59.631 --> 02:19:01.793
"I saw somebody." Good.

2105
02:19:03.001 --> 02:19:05.368
Did you see their
size and shape?

2106
02:19:06.839 --> 02:19:08.136
Yeah.

2107
02:19:08.907 --> 02:19:11.570
And they were the size
and shape of whom?

2108
02:19:17.049 --> 02:19:19.108
They were the size and shape

2109
02:19:34.199 --> 02:19:36.361
of most any
Baird student, sir.

2110
02:19:51.483 --> 02:19:53.747
I am left with
no real witness.

2111
02:19:55.520 --> 02:19:59.523
Mr. Willis' testimony
is not only vague,
it is unsubstantiated.

2112
02:19:59.524 --> 02:20:02.426
The substance I was
looking for, Mr. Simms,

2113
02:20:02.427 --> 02:20:04.225
was to come from you.

2114
02:20:07.899 --> 02:20:09.265
I'm sorry.

2115
02:20:10.836 --> 02:20:12.895
I'm sorry, too, Mr. Simms,

2116
02:20:13.772 --> 02:20:15.740
because you know
what I'm going to do

2117
02:20:15.741 --> 02:20:18.409
inasmuch as I can't
punish Mr. Havemeyer

2118
02:20:18.410 --> 02:20:20.678
Mr. Potter or Mr. Jameson?

2119
02:20:20.679 --> 02:20:22.738
And I won't punish
Mr. Willis.

2120
02:20:23.315 --> 02:20:25.316
He's the only party
to this incident

2121
02:20:25.317 --> 02:20:28.287
w£o is still worthy
of calling himself
a Baird man.

2122
02:20:29.554 --> 02:20:32.717
I'm going to recommend to
the disciplinary committee

2123
02:20:34.559 --> 02:20:36.560
that you be expelled.

2124
02:20:36.561 --> 02:20:40.798
Mr. Simms, you are
a cover-up artist
and you are a liar.

2125
02:20:40.799 --> 02:20:42.733
But not a snitch!

2126
02:20:44.236 --> 02:20:45.803
Excuse me?

2127
02:20:45.804 --> 02:20:47.471
No, I don't think
I will.

2128
02:20:47.472 --> 02:20:48.906
Mr. Slade.

2129
02:20:48.907 --> 02:20:51.376
This is such
a crock of shit!

2130
02:20:52.778 --> 02:20:55.012
Please watch
your language, Mr. Slade.

2131
02:20:55.013 --> 02:20:57.915
You are in the Baird school,
not a barracks.

2132
02:20:58.350 --> 02:21:01.319
Mr. Simms, I will
give you one final
opportunity to speak up.

2133
02:21:01.320 --> 02:21:03.413
Mr. Simms
doesn't want it.

2134
02:21:04.156 --> 02:21:05.756
He doesn't need
to be labeled

2135
02:21:05.757 --> 02:21:08.124
"still worthy of
being a Baird man."

2136
02:21:08.660 --> 02:21:10.661
What the hell is that?

2137
02:21:10.662 --> 02:21:12.797
What is your motto here?

2138
02:21:12.798 --> 02:21:16.968
"Boys, inform on
your classmates,
save your hide,

2139
02:21:16.969 --> 02:21:20.404
"anything short of that,
we're gonna burn you
at the stake?"

2140
02:21:20.405 --> 02:21:22.673
Well, gentlemen,

2141
02:21:22.674 --> 02:21:26.110
when the shit hits the fan,
some guys run,

2142
02:21:26.111 --> 02:21:27.845
and some guys stay.

2143
02:21:27.846 --> 02:21:31.382
Here's Charlie,
facin' the fire,
and there's George,

2144
02:21:31.383 --> 02:21:33.951
hidin' in big daddy's pocket.

2145
02:21:33.952 --> 02:21:35.686
And what are you doin'?

2146
02:21:35.687 --> 02:21:39.624
You're gonna reward George
and destroy Charlie.

2147
02:21:41.393 --> 02:21:42.960
Are you finished,
Mr. Slade?

2148
02:21:42.961 --> 02:21:45.089
No, I'm just gettin'
warmed up.

2149
02:21:46.164 --> 02:21:48.265
I don't know
who went to
this place.

2150
02:21:48.266 --> 02:21:53.037
William Howard Taft,
William Jennings Bryan,
William Tell, whoever.

2151
02:21:53.038 --> 02:21:56.407
Their spirit is dead,
if they ever had one.

2152
02:21:56.408 --> 02:21:57.808
It's gone.

2153
02:21:57.809 --> 02:22:00.778
You're buildin'
a rat ship here,

2154
02:22:00.779 --> 02:22:03.781
a vessel for
seagoin' snitches.

2155
02:22:03.782 --> 02:22:07.618
And if you think
you're preparin' these
minnows for manhood,

2156
02:22:07.619 --> 02:22:09.253
you better think again,

2157
02:22:09.254 --> 02:22:12.156
because I say you are
killin' the very spirit

2158
02:22:12.157 --> 02:22:15.422
this institution
proclaims it instills.

2159
02:22:16.261 --> 02:22:17.962
What a sham.

2160
02:22:17.963 --> 02:22:20.965
What kind of a show
are you guys puttin'
on here today?

2161
02:22:20.966 --> 02:22:24.535
The only class
in this act is
sittin' next to me.

2162
02:22:24.536 --> 02:22:28.305
And I'm here
to tell you this boy's
soul is intact.

2163
02:22:28.306 --> 02:22:31.142
It's non-negotiable.
You know how I know?

2164
02:22:31.143 --> 02:22:34.806
Someone here,
and I won't say who,
offered to buy it.

2165
02:22:35.247 --> 02:22:37.348
Only Charlie
here wasn't sellin'.

2166
02:22:37.349 --> 02:22:38.883
Sir, you're
out of order.

2167
02:22:38.884 --> 02:22:41.218
I'd show you
out of order.

2168
02:22:41.219 --> 02:22:44.288
You don't know what
out of order is,
Mr. Trask.

2169
02:22:44.289 --> 02:22:46.524
I'd show you,
but I'm too old,

2170
02:22:46.525 --> 02:22:49.126
I'm too tired,
I'm too fuckin' blind.

2171
02:22:49.127 --> 02:22:54.566
If I were the man I was
five years ago, I'd take
a flamethrower to this place!

2172
02:22:57.669 --> 02:23:00.798
Out of order? Who the hell
you think you're talkin' to?

2173
02:23:02.407 --> 02:23:04.535
I've been around, you know?

2174
02:23:05.210 --> 02:23:07.406
There was a time
I could see.

2175
02:23:07.879 --> 02:23:09.472
And I have seen.

2176
02:23:10.048 --> 02:23:12.450
Boys like these,
younger than these,

2177
02:23:12.451 --> 02:23:15.784
their arms torn out,
their legs ripped off.

2178
02:23:16.354 --> 02:23:19.523
But there is nothin'
like the sight

2179
02:23:19.524 --> 02:23:21.425
of an amputated spirit.

2180
02:23:21.426 --> 02:23:24.293
There is no prosthetic
for that.

2181
02:23:26.031 --> 02:23:29.600
You think you're merely
sendin' this splendid
foot soldier

2182
02:23:29.601 --> 02:23:32.870
back home to Oregon with
his tail between his legs,

2183
02:23:32.871 --> 02:23:36.808
but I say you are
executin' his soul!

2184
02:23:38.076 --> 02:23:39.407
And why?

2185
02:23:40.345 --> 02:23:42.712
Because he's not
a Baird man.

2186
02:23:43.381 --> 02:23:46.317
Baird men.
You hurt this boy,

2187
02:23:46.318 --> 02:23:49.083
you're gonna be Baird bums,
the lot of you.

2188
02:23:49.254 --> 02:23:51.518
And, Harry, Jimmy,

2189
02:23:52.357 --> 02:23:55.126
Trent, wherever you are
out there,

2190
02:23:55.127 --> 02:23:56.685
fuck you, too!

2191
02:23:59.297 --> 02:24:01.265
Stand down, Mr. Slade!

2192
02:24:01.266 --> 02:24:02.756
I'm not finished.

2193
02:24:03.969 --> 02:24:08.272
As I came in here,
I heard those words,

2194
02:24:08.273 --> 02:24:10.241
"cradle of leadership."

2195
02:24:11.476 --> 02:24:16.947
Well, "when the bough breaks,
the cradle will fall,"
and it has fallen here.

2196
02:24:16.948 --> 02:24:18.649
It has fallen.

2197
02:24:18.650 --> 02:24:21.752
Makers of men,
creators of leaders.

2198
02:24:21.753 --> 02:24:25.121
Be careful what
kind of leaders
you're producin' here.

2199
02:24:26.091 --> 02:24:30.294
I don't know if Charlie's
silence here today
is right or wrong.

2200
02:24:30.295 --> 02:24:31.896
I'm not a judge orjury.

2201
02:24:31.897 --> 02:24:33.764
But I can tell you this,

2202
02:24:33.765 --> 02:24:37.531
he won't sell anybody out
to buy his future!

2203
02:24:38.803 --> 02:24:42.001
And that, my friends,
is called integrity.

2204
02:24:42.941 --> 02:24:44.942
That's called courage.

2205
02:24:44.943 --> 02:24:48.106
Now that's the stuff
leaders should be made of.

2206
02:24:53.652 --> 02:24:57.179
Now I have come to
the crossroads in my life.

2207
02:24:58.323 --> 02:25:01.657
I always knew what
the right path was.

2208
02:25:02.661 --> 02:25:06.028
Without exception, I knew,
but I never took it.

2209
02:25:06.498 --> 02:25:07.988
You know why?

2210
02:25:08.633 --> 02:25:11.603
It was too damn hard.

2211
02:25:13.238 --> 02:25:16.407
Now here's Charlie.
He's come to
the crossroads.

2212
02:25:16.408 --> 02:25:19.867
He has chosen a path.
It's the right path.

2213
02:25:20.879 --> 02:25:24.542
It's a path made of principle
that leads to character.

2214
02:25:27.552 --> 02:25:29.953
Let him continue
on his journey.

2215
02:25:32.057 --> 02:25:35.516
You hold this boy's future
in your hands, committee.

2216
02:25:36.761 --> 02:25:39.430
It's a valuable future,

2217
02:25:39.431 --> 02:25:40.762
believe me.

2218
02:25:41.533 --> 02:25:44.229
Don't destroy it.
Protect it.

2219
02:25:45.904 --> 02:25:47.303
Embrace it.

2220
02:25:48.039 --> 02:25:51.202
It's gonna make you
proud one day,
I promise you.

2221
02:26:08.793 --> 02:26:10.728
How's that
for cornball?

2222
02:26:32.283 --> 02:26:34.343
Nothing can
shut them up, sir.

2223
02:26:38.857 --> 02:26:42.092
The disciplinary
committee will take
this matter under advisement

2224
02:26:42.093 --> 02:26:44.289
in closed session.

2225
02:26:52.304 --> 02:26:54.499
What are they doin',
Charlie?

2226
02:26:55.306 --> 02:26:58.470
I think they're
going to come to
a decision now.

2227
02:27:01.780 --> 02:27:03.111
Very well.

2228
02:27:08.620 --> 02:27:11.487
Apparently, that meeting
will be unnecessary.

2229
02:27:12.290 --> 02:27:13.781
Mrs. Hunsaker.

2230
02:27:17.996 --> 02:27:23.300
The joint student-faculty
disciplinary committee
needs no further sessions.

2231
02:27:23.301 --> 02:27:26.003
They have come to a decision.

2232
02:27:26.004 --> 02:27:28.639
Messrs. Havemeyer,
Potter and Jameson

2233
02:27:28.640 --> 02:27:30.540
are placed on probation

2234
02:27:31.076 --> 02:27:34.045
for suspicion of
ungentlemanly conduct.

2235
02:27:34.312 --> 02:27:37.681
It is further recommended
that Mr. George Willis, Jr.

2236
02:27:37.682 --> 02:27:40.951
Receive neither recognition
nor commendation

2237
02:27:40.952 --> 02:27:42.750
for his cooperation.

2238
02:27:44.189 --> 02:27:46.457
Mr. Charles Simms is excused

2239
02:27:46.458 --> 02:27:49.226
from any further response
to this incident.

2240
02:27:49.227 --> 02:27:50.327
Hoo-ah!

2241
02:28:28.400 --> 02:28:29.992
Charlie!

2242
02:28:49.988 --> 02:28:51.288
Last step.

2243
02:28:51.289 --> 02:28:53.553
I can always count
on you, Charlie.

2244
02:28:56.761 --> 02:28:58.229
Colonel!

2245
02:29:01.800 --> 02:29:03.700
I'm Christine Downes,
Colonel Slade.

2246
02:29:03.701 --> 02:29:05.435
I teach
political science.

2247
02:29:05.436 --> 02:29:08.906
I wanted to tell you
how much I appreciate
you speaking your mind.

2248
02:29:08.907 --> 02:29:10.773
Why, thank you.
Are you married?

2249
02:29:11.409 --> 02:29:12.843
I...

2250
02:29:15.747 --> 02:29:19.383
Went to an artillery school
at Fort Sill with
a Mickey Downes.

2251
02:29:19.384 --> 02:29:21.151
Thought he might've
snagged you.

2252
02:29:21.152 --> 02:29:23.314
No, I'm afraid not.

2253
02:29:24.989 --> 02:29:28.892
Colonel Slade was on
Lyndon Johnson's staff,
Miss Downes.

2254
02:29:28.893 --> 02:29:31.261
Were you? Fascinating.

2255
02:29:31.262 --> 02:29:33.959
We should get together,
talk politics sometime.

2256
02:29:37.869 --> 02:29:39.701
Fleurs de Rocaille.

2257
02:29:41.406 --> 02:29:42.532
Yes.

2258
02:29:44.142 --> 02:29:46.235
"Flowers from a brook."

2259
02:29:47.812 --> 02:29:49.246
That's right.

2260
02:29:53.051 --> 02:29:56.885
Well, Miss Downes,
I'll know where to find you.

2261
02:29:59.057 --> 02:30:00.557
Charlie.

2262
02:30:00.558 --> 02:30:01.992
Bye, Miss Downes.

2263
02:30:01.993 --> 02:30:03.222
Bye.

2264
02:30:06.498 --> 02:30:09.023
You don't have to
tell me, Charlie.

2265
02:30:09.601 --> 02:30:10.727
5'7",

2266
02:30:12.337 --> 02:30:14.100
auburn hair,

2267
02:30:15.073 --> 02:30:17.564
beautiful brown eyes.

2268
02:30:36.160 --> 02:30:37.822
Yabba-dabba-doo.

2269
02:30:42.634 --> 02:30:43.794
Manny.

2270
02:30:46.504 --> 02:30:48.071
Colonel, this
is too much.

2271
02:30:48.072 --> 02:30:49.606
Never mind,
you earned it.

2272
02:30:49.607 --> 02:30:51.208
Next time Charlie and I

2273
02:30:51.209 --> 02:30:54.278
want to take a
breather to New York,
we're gonna call you.

2274
02:30:54.279 --> 02:30:56.046
You can drive us
both ways.

2275
02:30:56.047 --> 02:30:57.481
You're on,
Colonel.

2276
02:30:57.482 --> 02:30:59.249
Not only will it
be an honor,

2277
02:30:59.250 --> 02:31:00.584
I'll give you
a rate.

2278
02:31:00.585 --> 02:31:03.287
I'll see your rate
and raise you.

2279
02:31:03.288 --> 02:31:05.122
Stay outta
harm's way, Manny.

2280
02:31:05.123 --> 02:31:06.323
Take care,
Colonel.

2281
02:31:06.324 --> 02:31:07.621
You, too.

2282
02:31:08.393 --> 02:31:10.862
Ready?
No. I'll take it
from here.

2283
02:31:11.963 --> 02:31:13.397
You go on ahead.

2284
02:31:13.398 --> 02:31:15.662
Manny'll drive you
to your dorm.

2285
02:31:17.101 --> 02:31:19.803
Come by before you
go home for Christmas.

2286
02:31:19.804 --> 02:31:22.072
We'll have a little cheer.

2287
02:31:22.073 --> 02:31:24.641
And if you like,
stay for dinner.

2288
02:31:24.642 --> 02:31:27.678
Sometimes she cooks
a pot roast.

2289
02:31:27.679 --> 02:31:29.340
It's almost edible.

2290
02:31:30.815 --> 02:31:33.450
All right, Colonel.
That'd be really...

2291
02:31:33.451 --> 02:31:34.919
Bye, Charlie.

2292
02:31:54.839 --> 02:31:58.575
Who's there?
That you, Francine?

2293
02:31:58.576 --> 02:31:59.643
Yes.

2294
02:31:59.644 --> 02:32:00.944
What are you doing?

2295
02:32:00.945 --> 02:32:02.980
Taking a ride.

2296
02:32:02.981 --> 02:32:04.715
Taking a ride?

2297
02:32:04.716 --> 02:32:07.150
What about you
giving me a lift?

2298
02:32:07.151 --> 02:32:08.352
No.

2299
02:32:08.353 --> 02:32:09.479
No?

2300
02:32:09.988 --> 02:32:11.751
Come on, Francine.

2301
02:32:12.290 --> 02:32:15.282
We should make up.
Don't you think
it's time we made up?

2302
02:32:15.793 --> 02:32:17.160
No.

2303
02:32:17.161 --> 02:32:18.895
Francine?
What?

2304
02:32:18.896 --> 02:32:20.263
Uncle Frank's had

2305
02:32:20.264 --> 02:32:24.201
a really hard
Thanksgiving weekend.

2306
02:32:25.870 --> 02:32:28.464
What's that?
I hear a chipmunk.

2307
02:32:29.073 --> 02:32:30.973
Is it a walrus?

2308
02:32:31.242 --> 02:32:32.835
No, it's Willie.

2309
02:32:33.244 --> 02:32:35.979
Willie, why don't you
help me with my bag?

2310
02:32:35.980 --> 02:32:38.449
Come on, son.
Help me with my bag.

2311
02:32:38.750 --> 02:32:40.980
Come on. Come on.

2312
02:32:41.419 --> 02:32:45.014
You got it. Hold onto it.
You're strong. Come on.

2313
02:32:47.358 --> 02:32:48.792
Here we are.

2314
02:32:50.028 --> 02:32:52.588
Francine, come on
with me and Willie.

2315
02:32:52.830 --> 02:32:55.599
I'll let you make me
some marshmallow
chocolate.

2316
02:32:55.600 --> 02:32:57.295
What do you say?

2317
02:32:57.602 --> 02:32:58.592
Good!