WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:29.957 --> 00:01:31.258 Light, please. 4 00:01:31.259 --> 00:01:33.026 Thank you. 5 00:01:36.264 --> 00:01:37.497 Come on, you stupid-- 6 00:01:37.498 --> 00:01:38.898 What was that? 7 00:01:40.934 --> 00:01:43.035 Looks like something's moving in the shadows. 8 00:01:44.338 --> 00:01:46.706 Welcome to the Staten Island Ferry. 9 00:01:46.707 --> 00:01:49.409 These old boats are full of all kinds of surprises. 10 00:01:49.410 --> 00:01:52.779 The key is to just go with the weirdness. 11 00:01:54.182 --> 00:01:56.283 I thought my first day would be like on the water. 12 00:01:56.284 --> 00:01:59.085 You know, sun in my face, wind in my hair. 13 00:01:59.086 --> 00:02:01.954 Not in the dungeon of this old dump. 14 00:02:02.956 --> 00:02:04.023 The fuck was that? 15 00:02:06.026 --> 00:02:07.894 Is this boat even seaworthy? 16 00:02:07.895 --> 00:02:09.296 Ferry Mortimer, yeah. 17 00:02:09.297 --> 00:02:11.431 She was actually headed to the scrapyard, 18 00:02:11.432 --> 00:02:14.967 but got a stay of execution, because it's marathon week. 19 00:02:14.968 --> 00:02:16.403 Now, give me that crowbar. 20 00:02:16.404 --> 00:02:18.405 Time to liberate my golden parachute. 21 00:02:20.408 --> 00:02:21.974 Come on. 22 00:02:21.975 --> 00:02:24.311 Go on! This hole's from the 1920s. 23 00:02:24.312 --> 00:02:26.646 Back when the Staten Island Ferry ran on steam. 24 00:02:26.647 --> 00:02:30.283 This piece of history right here, 25 00:02:30.284 --> 00:02:32.353 got to be worth 50 grand, easy. 26 00:02:36.424 --> 00:02:39.125 Florida, here I come! 27 00:02:46.600 --> 00:02:49.168 I think you just released a plague. 28 00:02:51.339 --> 00:02:53.106 Look at this fucking beauty. 29 00:02:56.777 --> 00:02:58.311 Okay, that was definitely something. 30 00:02:58.312 --> 00:03:00.348 It was probably just a rat, kid. 31 00:03:01.649 --> 00:03:03.149 Awesome. Well, I'm thinking about 32 00:03:03.150 --> 00:03:04.451 quitting on the first day. 33 00:03:04.452 --> 00:03:06.353 Ah, take my advice, kid. 34 00:03:06.354 --> 00:03:10.790 This city will give you shit, kick you right in the dick. 35 00:03:10.791 --> 00:03:14.361 So pay your dues, and take whatever you can, 36 00:03:14.362 --> 00:03:16.530 and get the hell out before you lose your fucking mind. 37 00:03:17.498 --> 00:03:18.765 It's the New York way. 38 00:03:32.846 --> 00:03:35.114 Dom! Dom, what happened? 39 00:03:35.115 --> 00:03:37.284 Oh, fuck! 40 00:03:37.285 --> 00:03:38.485 Oh, my God, is it bad? 41 00:03:38.486 --> 00:03:39.852 Oh, something hit me. 42 00:03:39.853 --> 00:03:42.154 It's bad. Neil, it's bad. 43 00:03:42.155 --> 00:03:44.524 It's not good. I got you, come on. 44 00:03:56.604 --> 00:03:58.505 We're not alone. 45 00:04:12.085 --> 00:04:13.320 Come here and see 46 00:04:13.321 --> 00:04:15.389 what six years of varsity baseball gets ya! 47 00:04:16.690 --> 00:04:18.392 Go, Farrell Lions! 48 00:04:52.426 --> 00:04:53.860 Fuck, no. 49 00:05:20.921 --> 00:05:22.288 No. 50 00:05:22.289 --> 00:05:23.591 Please. 51 00:05:27.260 --> 00:05:30.096 No! 52 00:06:09.470 --> 00:06:11.238 No, wait! 53 00:06:13.807 --> 00:06:16.443 Whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on. No. The boat's not leaving yet. 54 00:06:16.444 --> 00:06:18.611 You got time. What? What's the matter, what? 55 00:06:18.612 --> 00:06:20.212 You being chased by a maniac or something? 56 00:06:20.213 --> 00:06:21.881 No. 57 00:06:21.882 --> 00:06:24.150 Birthday party. 58 00:06:24.151 --> 00:06:26.519 You being chased by a birthday party? 59 00:06:26.520 --> 00:06:29.722 I was serving them in the bar all night 60 00:06:29.723 --> 00:06:32.492 and then they found out I was going to Staten Island, too. 61 00:06:32.493 --> 00:06:34.827 Oh, shit. 62 00:06:34.828 --> 00:06:36.663 Probably would have been safer with a maniac, huh? 63 00:06:36.664 --> 00:06:38.998 Please, don't tell them that you saw me. 64 00:06:38.999 --> 00:06:41.668 Uh, yeah, well, you need me to cover for you? 65 00:06:41.669 --> 00:06:42.702 Yes, please, please, please. 66 00:06:42.703 --> 00:06:44.203 Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. 67 00:06:44.204 --> 00:06:46.372 Come on, ladies, next round's on our new bestie! 68 00:06:46.373 --> 00:06:48.108 Let's keep this party going! 69 00:06:49.409 --> 00:06:51.511 Only in New York, am I right? 70 00:06:51.512 --> 00:06:53.179 Not really the only in New York story 71 00:06:53.180 --> 00:06:54.514 I imagined when I moved here, 72 00:06:54.515 --> 00:06:56.816 but it's the only kind I attract. 73 00:06:56.817 --> 00:06:57.884 Okay, well, listen, 74 00:06:57.885 --> 00:06:59.218 I'm going to point to the upper deck, 75 00:06:59.219 --> 00:07:00.820 so they think that's where I'm sending you, 76 00:07:00.821 --> 00:07:02.188 but you're really going to want to go down 77 00:07:02.189 --> 00:07:04.256 to the lower-level stern, all right? 78 00:07:04.257 --> 00:07:05.925 - The lower-level stern? Got it. - Yeah, trust me. 79 00:07:05.926 --> 00:07:07.861 Go, go, go, I got you, I got you. 80 00:07:08.796 --> 00:07:10.931 Enjoy the ferry. I'll be on the top deck. 81 00:07:13.100 --> 00:07:15.334 ♪ Once upon a time ♪ 82 00:07:15.335 --> 00:07:19.071 ♪ I was a princess in this fairy tale ♪ 83 00:07:19.072 --> 00:07:20.439 ♪ Gumdrop streets ♪ 84 00:07:21.609 --> 00:07:23.342 ♪ Where the sun would always shine ♪ 85 00:07:23.343 --> 00:07:26.513 Hey, listen up, peasants, it's my fucking birthday, 86 00:07:26.514 --> 00:07:28.347 and I decree this the best night ever! 87 00:07:30.383 --> 00:07:31.884 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, 88 00:07:31.885 --> 00:07:33.786 hold on, hold on, ladies, ladies, tickets, please. 89 00:07:33.787 --> 00:07:34.854 No, it's my birthday. 90 00:07:34.855 --> 00:07:36.055 She's not paying for anything. 91 00:07:36.056 --> 00:07:37.690 Isn't the ferry free? 92 00:07:37.691 --> 00:07:39.926 - Yeah. - Correct. You get a prize. 93 00:07:39.927 --> 00:07:43.295 Wait, that woman, where was she headed? 94 00:07:43.296 --> 00:07:44.864 It's same thing I tell everyone, 95 00:07:44.865 --> 00:07:46.265 best view's on the top deck. 96 00:07:46.266 --> 00:07:47.800 Out of my way. 97 00:07:47.801 --> 00:07:49.602 I want to be where the people are. 98 00:07:49.603 --> 00:07:51.604 Hmm. 99 00:07:51.605 --> 00:07:54.273 There's still a dead zone in the middle of this ride? 100 00:07:54.274 --> 00:07:56.909 Uh, no, the ferry's got free Wi-Fi, actually. 101 00:07:56.910 --> 00:07:58.612 Public Wi-Fi? 102 00:08:00.180 --> 00:08:01.247 Ew. 103 00:08:01.248 --> 00:08:02.915 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. 104 00:08:02.916 --> 00:08:04.651 I think I'm gonna be seasick. 105 00:08:04.652 --> 00:08:06.285 All right, well, technically, you're still on land, 106 00:08:06.286 --> 00:08:07.554 so I don't know why you-- 107 00:08:07.555 --> 00:08:09.556 Ooh, do you think they have boat karaoke? 108 00:08:09.557 --> 00:08:10.890 I don't think so. 109 00:08:13.794 --> 00:08:15.162 All right, bye. 110 00:08:17.330 --> 00:08:19.065 We got a Category 5 birthday party 111 00:08:19.066 --> 00:08:20.299 heading up to the barge. 112 00:08:23.704 --> 00:08:25.038 Figures. 113 00:08:26.206 --> 00:08:27.273 Hey, hold on. 114 00:08:42.355 --> 00:08:44.591 Welcome aboard the Staten Island Ferry. 115 00:08:44.592 --> 00:08:47.093 Please take a moment and pay attention 116 00:08:47.094 --> 00:08:49.428 to the following safety announcements. 117 00:08:49.429 --> 00:08:53.299 During docking, stay off the stairs, ramps 118 00:08:53.300 --> 00:08:56.102 and landings until the ferry has come to a complete stop 119 00:08:56.103 --> 00:08:57.837 at the terminal. 120 00:08:57.838 --> 00:09:01.440 Failure to do so could result in serious injury. 121 00:09:01.441 --> 00:09:03.309 In case of an emergency, 122 00:09:03.310 --> 00:09:06.478 listen for announcements and instructions from the crew. 123 00:09:06.479 --> 00:09:07.880 Please familiarize yourself 124 00:09:07.881 --> 00:09:09.416 with the location of lifejackets. 125 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:13.654 Ferryboat Mortimer, do you copy? 126 00:09:15.188 --> 00:09:17.056 Bill, pick up the radio. 127 00:09:19.693 --> 00:09:21.393 Okay, Bill, listen. 128 00:09:21.394 --> 00:09:23.229 You're gonna want to get cozy at the dock. 129 00:09:23.230 --> 00:09:24.897 Coast Guard says that all harbor traffic is 130 00:09:24.898 --> 00:09:27.199 suspended until this fog lifts. 131 00:09:27.200 --> 00:09:30.536 We're canceling ferry services for the next few hours. 132 00:09:30.537 --> 00:09:32.138 No, no, no, no, no, no. 133 00:09:32.139 --> 00:09:33.539 Not tonight. 134 00:09:33.540 --> 00:09:36.142 This is my fifth night of mandatory overtime 135 00:09:36.143 --> 00:09:38.477 on the oldest rust bucket on the fucking fleet. 136 00:09:38.478 --> 00:09:39.478 I'm tired. 137 00:09:39.479 --> 00:09:40.546 I don't feel well. 138 00:09:40.547 --> 00:09:41.881 I gotta take a shit. 139 00:09:41.882 --> 00:09:43.049 Nothing's coming out. 140 00:09:43.050 --> 00:09:44.383 I want to go home. 141 00:09:44.384 --> 00:09:46.886 I'm-- I'm calling the fucking union right now. 142 00:09:46.887 --> 00:09:47.887 Uh, no. 143 00:09:47.888 --> 00:09:49.189 Stand by. 144 00:09:50.924 --> 00:09:52.659 This fuckin' guy... 145 00:09:52.660 --> 00:09:54.027 This fucking guy! 146 00:09:59.399 --> 00:10:02.368 Technically, the delay goes into effect on the hour. 147 00:10:02.369 --> 00:10:06.005 If you get out now, you're clear to depart. 148 00:10:06.006 --> 00:10:08.407 Just-- just take it slow on that old shitbird, big guy. 149 00:10:08.408 --> 00:10:09.408 All right? 150 00:10:09.409 --> 00:10:10.542 Thank you, tower. 151 00:10:10.543 --> 00:10:12.411 And make it back in the St. George 152 00:10:12.412 --> 00:10:13.580 in one piece, okay? 153 00:10:15.448 --> 00:10:17.150 And eat some fiber, fuck. 154 00:10:22.355 --> 00:10:23.555 Good evening, everyone. 155 00:10:23.556 --> 00:10:25.725 Weather conditions are foggy. 156 00:10:25.726 --> 00:10:27.860 There's a storm coming in. 157 00:10:27.861 --> 00:10:29.729 We will be departing momentarily. 158 00:10:41.008 --> 00:10:43.677 It's gonna be a long fucking night. 159 00:11:36.696 --> 00:11:40.166 Okay. Woo! 160 00:11:40.167 --> 00:11:43.335 Hello! Party boat! Hello! 161 00:11:43.336 --> 00:11:44.804 Okay! 162 00:11:44.805 --> 00:11:48.307 Let's get this jungle cruise going, huh? 163 00:11:49.943 --> 00:11:51.543 Eh! 164 00:11:51.544 --> 00:11:55.614 Ew! Is the ferry always this disgusting? 165 00:11:55.615 --> 00:11:57.149 That just means you're too sober. 166 00:11:57.150 --> 00:12:00.219 OMG, Jazzy just broke the ferry. 167 00:12:00.220 --> 00:12:01.888 Ignore them, Matteo. 168 00:12:01.889 --> 00:12:03.523 They're lost souls. You pray for them. 169 00:12:09.696 --> 00:12:11.364 Let's go find some other seats. 170 00:12:12.665 --> 00:12:14.234 Hate the late-night ferry. 171 00:12:31.852 --> 00:12:33.385 Barry? 172 00:12:33.386 --> 00:12:35.755 It's Amber. Remember me? 173 00:12:37.925 --> 00:12:40.360 Do you need assistance? 174 00:12:41.428 --> 00:12:43.662 Barry, come on. 175 00:12:43.663 --> 00:12:46.299 I keep telling you, you need to watch your blood sugar. 176 00:12:47.400 --> 00:12:49.269 Let's get you some electrolytes. 177 00:12:54.374 --> 00:12:55.908 This boat is cursed. 178 00:12:55.909 --> 00:12:57.276 We're all gonna die. 179 00:12:57.277 --> 00:13:01.613 Okay. You said that last week and the week before. 180 00:13:01.614 --> 00:13:03.416 No one is gonna die tonight, all right? 181 00:13:04.384 --> 00:13:05.918 But you need a doctor. 182 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:08.587 Who's gonna pay for it? 183 00:13:08.588 --> 00:13:09.957 You? 184 00:13:12.092 --> 00:13:13.560 How about I trade you? 185 00:13:15.395 --> 00:13:17.297 I didn't-- I didn't get your name. 186 00:13:21.334 --> 00:13:22.469 You never do. 187 00:13:49.129 --> 00:13:50.197 Hey, you found it. 188 00:13:52.532 --> 00:13:54.466 Now, that's a view. 189 00:13:54.467 --> 00:13:56.068 Yeah, I told you. 190 00:13:56.069 --> 00:13:58.004 Most people like the upper deck, but... 191 00:13:58.005 --> 00:14:00.773 I don't know, down here it's just a lot more... 192 00:14:02.642 --> 00:14:04.510 Smelly? 193 00:14:04.511 --> 00:14:05.612 Bay funk. 194 00:14:07.314 --> 00:14:09.349 You gotta appreciate the shine and the grime, you know? 195 00:14:11.284 --> 00:14:12.319 I'm Pete. 196 00:14:13.786 --> 00:14:14.820 I'm Selena. 197 00:14:14.821 --> 00:14:16.989 Selena. Pleasure. 198 00:14:16.990 --> 00:14:19.825 Thanks for covering me back there. 199 00:14:19.826 --> 00:14:21.461 Yeah, don't worry about it. 200 00:14:22.896 --> 00:14:23.862 Nice shoes. 201 00:14:23.863 --> 00:14:25.297 Thanks. 202 00:14:25.298 --> 00:14:27.266 I actually made these. 203 00:14:27.267 --> 00:14:28.367 No shit. 204 00:14:28.368 --> 00:14:30.769 What are you, a designer or something? 205 00:14:30.770 --> 00:14:32.471 Not yet. 206 00:14:32.472 --> 00:14:34.540 Well, if I may make a suggestion. 207 00:14:34.541 --> 00:14:36.208 You don't want to be walking around 208 00:14:36.209 --> 00:14:37.876 the Staten Island Ferry in those. 209 00:14:37.877 --> 00:14:39.711 Trust me, I'm the guy who mops it. 210 00:14:41.048 --> 00:14:43.482 Every time I ride, I feel like I'd be better off 211 00:14:43.483 --> 00:14:45.052 at the bottom of the Hudson. 212 00:14:46.053 --> 00:14:48.720 People shit on things they love deep down. 213 00:14:48.721 --> 00:14:51.992 I mean, to us, it's not just any ferry. 214 00:14:53.927 --> 00:14:55.328 This is our ferry. 215 00:14:57.097 --> 00:14:58.464 With an attitude like that, 216 00:14:58.465 --> 00:15:00.232 you'll be captain in no time, Pete. 217 00:15:00.233 --> 00:15:02.168 Yeah. 218 00:15:02.169 --> 00:15:03.570 Not on your life. 219 00:15:05.038 --> 00:15:06.705 I mean, deckhand's where it's at. 220 00:15:06.706 --> 00:15:08.408 I mean, look at this. 221 00:15:10.210 --> 00:15:12.012 It's magical. 222 00:15:13.947 --> 00:15:16.182 It's just magical. 223 00:17:25.078 --> 00:17:26.878 Oh, fuck, no! 224 00:17:26.879 --> 00:17:28.280 I'll just buy another mask... 225 00:17:44.297 --> 00:17:45.464 Fuck it! 226 00:17:46.633 --> 00:17:47.700 Ah! 227 00:17:48.768 --> 00:17:50.502 Ah! No! 228 00:17:53.540 --> 00:17:56.842 Ahhh! 229 00:18:10.690 --> 00:18:11.758 Fuck! 230 00:18:13.426 --> 00:18:15.261 The bar is closed. 231 00:18:15.262 --> 00:18:17.028 No! 232 00:18:17.029 --> 00:18:18.431 Oh! Oh! 233 00:18:19.432 --> 00:18:22.334 Yes! 234 00:18:22.335 --> 00:18:24.170 Okay. Um... Oh, cups. 235 00:18:24.171 --> 00:18:25.237 Here we go. 236 00:18:25.238 --> 00:18:27.439 Sure. Why not? I'll give that to you. 237 00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:29.841 - I want one. Oh, my God. - Yes. 238 00:18:29.842 --> 00:18:32.678 I'm so happy you're all here with me. 239 00:18:32.679 --> 00:18:34.180 My girls. 240 00:18:34.181 --> 00:18:36.415 -Aw. - 1, 2, 3, 4. 241 00:18:36.416 --> 00:18:38.617 Happy birthday to my whores! 242 00:18:39.919 --> 00:18:41.921 Okay, it's just me, okay. 243 00:18:46.125 --> 00:18:48.394 Okay! 244 00:18:56.068 --> 00:18:59.271 Okay. Yes! I love it. 245 00:18:59.272 --> 00:19:01.608 Okay. My girls. 246 00:19:06.145 --> 00:19:07.314 Hello? 247 00:19:10.450 --> 00:19:12.618 Okay, I'm-- I'm coming in. 248 00:19:12.619 --> 00:19:14.085 Promise I'll be quick. 249 00:19:50.523 --> 00:19:52.123 Occupied. 250 00:19:52.124 --> 00:19:55.193 Oh, God, is it occupied. 251 00:20:18.551 --> 00:20:19.985 I think this is yours. 252 00:20:19.986 --> 00:20:22.388 Oh, crap. 253 00:20:22.389 --> 00:20:23.822 My sketchbook. 254 00:20:23.823 --> 00:20:25.357 Not sure I want it back. 255 00:20:25.358 --> 00:20:28.193 It's been claimed by the ferry. 256 00:20:28.194 --> 00:20:30.296 Probably a sign. 257 00:20:30.297 --> 00:20:31.730 "Dear Selena, 258 00:20:31.731 --> 00:20:33.198 Abandon your dreams. 259 00:20:33.199 --> 00:20:35.301 Love, New York." 260 00:20:35.302 --> 00:20:37.836 Never throw away your hard work. 261 00:20:37.837 --> 00:20:41.507 There's always something worth saving in the mess. 262 00:20:41.508 --> 00:20:43.610 You should sanitize it, though. 263 00:20:46.212 --> 00:20:48.347 Maybe I should move back to Minnesota. 264 00:20:48.348 --> 00:20:49.648 Maybe you should. 265 00:20:49.649 --> 00:20:51.817 New York's not for everybody. 266 00:20:51.818 --> 00:20:53.852 Plus, it is already too damn crowded. 267 00:20:53.853 --> 00:20:55.821 Rude. 268 00:20:55.822 --> 00:20:57.022 New York. 269 00:20:57.023 --> 00:21:00.226 Either you love it or you learn to love it. 270 00:21:01.294 --> 00:21:02.894 Do you love it? 271 00:21:02.895 --> 00:21:05.063 Being a medic on the urine-soaked streets 272 00:21:05.064 --> 00:21:06.865 of New York City? 273 00:21:06.866 --> 00:21:08.100 What a dream. 274 00:21:09.769 --> 00:21:12.038 You want to know how to make it in this city? 275 00:21:13.205 --> 00:21:15.040 You've got to fight for it. 276 00:21:15.041 --> 00:21:16.376 Hard. 277 00:21:17.744 --> 00:21:19.911 Even when you're standing in piss. 278 00:21:19.912 --> 00:21:21.046 Hmm. 279 00:21:21.047 --> 00:21:22.649 Boil your feet when you get home. 280 00:22:01.988 --> 00:22:05.591 We'll be home soon, okay? 281 00:22:05.592 --> 00:22:07.126 And then you can go to sleep. 282 00:22:08.828 --> 00:22:10.697 Why don't you lay down? 283 00:22:13.533 --> 00:22:15.368 Let's watch some cartoons. 284 00:22:18.638 --> 00:22:20.138 It's a dead zone. 285 00:22:20.139 --> 00:22:22.809 Ay, there's no cell service. 286 00:22:24.343 --> 00:22:25.512 But look. 287 00:22:27.146 --> 00:22:29.449 What a view. 288 00:22:33.219 --> 00:22:34.821 It's usually a better view. 289 00:22:36.022 --> 00:22:36.988 Here you go. 290 00:22:36.989 --> 00:22:39.024 Do mine and then Jazzy's, please. 291 00:22:39.025 --> 00:22:40.492 -Yeah. - Smile for the Gram, ladies. 292 00:22:42.294 --> 00:22:43.862 Livin' the dream, bitches. 293 00:22:44.864 --> 00:22:46.297 Okay, everybody, laugh. 294 00:22:46.298 --> 00:22:48.266 Oh, good one! 295 00:22:48.267 --> 00:22:49.768 I need some air. 296 00:22:49.769 --> 00:22:51.503 Do you think you could zoom in? 297 00:22:51.504 --> 00:22:53.138 Yeah, little closer. 298 00:22:58.811 --> 00:23:00.480 Living the dream, all right. 299 00:23:01.414 --> 00:23:02.548 - Wait. - Wait. 300 00:23:02.549 --> 00:23:04.550 Was that of you? 301 00:23:13.693 --> 00:23:15.226 I'm on it. 302 00:23:29.442 --> 00:23:31.577 That was weird. 303 00:24:01.340 --> 00:24:03.075 That can't be good. 304 00:24:23.730 --> 00:24:26.197 What the fuck are you? 305 00:25:24.757 --> 00:25:26.157 Hmm! 306 00:25:32.999 --> 00:25:34.666 Oh! 307 00:25:41.373 --> 00:25:43.875 Oh! 308 00:25:43.876 --> 00:25:44.977 Ooh! 309 00:25:56.322 --> 00:25:58.991 Help! Help me, please! 310 00:26:00.827 --> 00:26:02.060 Is everything all right? 311 00:26:02.061 --> 00:26:03.461 What's going on here? 312 00:26:03.462 --> 00:26:04.696 One of the cops was killed. 313 00:26:04.697 --> 00:26:06.031 -What? - Killed? 314 00:26:06.032 --> 00:26:07.465 Hold-- hold-- hold on a second. 315 00:26:07.466 --> 00:26:09.200 O'Hare? No, no, he was just on the radio. 316 00:26:09.201 --> 00:26:10.736 You saw him here? 317 00:26:10.737 --> 00:26:12.171 Right here! 318 00:26:13.339 --> 00:26:15.974 His head was in the water. 319 00:26:15.975 --> 00:26:18.677 That thing, it had his face against the propeller. 320 00:26:18.678 --> 00:26:20.546 I saw his spine. 321 00:26:22.181 --> 00:26:24.116 You have to believe me! 322 00:26:25.117 --> 00:26:26.752 Big eyes on O'Hare. 323 00:26:26.753 --> 00:26:29.087 Wait, what thing? 324 00:26:29.088 --> 00:26:31.089 There's no blood, there's no sign of struggle. 325 00:26:31.090 --> 00:26:35.193 I don't know. It-- it was short and-- and-- and furry. 326 00:26:35.194 --> 00:26:37.395 And it looked-- it looked like an animal, 327 00:26:37.396 --> 00:26:39.497 like a huge mouse or something. 328 00:26:39.498 --> 00:26:43.902 Lady, are you drunk? Does she look drunk to you? 329 00:26:43.903 --> 00:26:46.171 Hey, wait, wait, hold on. Maybe we should hear her out. 330 00:26:46.172 --> 00:26:47.673 Hey, thanks, Pete. 331 00:26:47.674 --> 00:26:49.909 Go swab the bathrooms, okay? It's a real mess. 332 00:26:51.043 --> 00:26:52.243 Gross. 333 00:26:52.244 --> 00:26:53.444 You go look for O'Hare, okay? 334 00:26:53.445 --> 00:26:55.013 His radio must be busted. 335 00:26:55.014 --> 00:26:56.715 Hey, jerk-off. 336 00:26:56.716 --> 00:26:58.116 I don't take orders from you. 337 00:26:58.117 --> 00:27:00.585 You're not the captain, Tommy. 338 00:27:00.586 --> 00:27:02.154 I gotta call this in. 339 00:27:03.455 --> 00:27:04.924 Come on, let's get you inside. 340 00:27:06.726 --> 00:27:08.928 Come on, it's really cold. Let's go. 341 00:27:10.963 --> 00:27:11.998 It's all right. 342 00:27:21.774 --> 00:27:25.210 Tower, this-- this fog is really bad. 343 00:27:25.211 --> 00:27:27.914 I think this is gonna take a while. 344 00:27:29.248 --> 00:27:31.049 Okay. Yeah, you've got the bay to yourself. 345 00:27:31.050 --> 00:27:32.450 Harbor's clear of all traffic. 346 00:27:32.451 --> 00:27:34.319 Take as long as you need. Just check the... 347 00:27:35.621 --> 00:27:36.988 Tower, do you copy? 348 00:27:40.659 --> 00:27:42.227 Hello? 349 00:29:34.406 --> 00:29:36.341 Hmm. Mm-hm! 350 00:29:36.342 --> 00:29:37.709 Ooh. 351 00:30:00.666 --> 00:30:02.068 Hmm. 352 00:30:29.628 --> 00:30:30.896 Hey, who-- who knows 353 00:30:30.897 --> 00:30:32.497 what you really saw out there, you know? 354 00:30:32.498 --> 00:30:33.831 It's heavy fog tonight. 355 00:30:33.832 --> 00:30:36.101 You wouldn't believe some of the shit we've seen. 356 00:30:36.102 --> 00:30:37.135 Yeah. 357 00:30:37.136 --> 00:30:38.636 It was like a demonic rodent 358 00:30:38.637 --> 00:30:41.339 with shorts and a hat. 359 00:30:41.340 --> 00:30:43.808 - Ever see anything like that? - Okay, relax. 360 00:30:43.809 --> 00:30:45.810 I think your blood sugar is a little bit low, 361 00:30:45.811 --> 00:30:47.678 so I'm gonna go get you something for that. 362 00:30:47.679 --> 00:30:50.348 Be right back. 363 00:30:50.349 --> 00:30:52.051 Okay. 364 00:31:07.566 --> 00:31:09.535 You believe me, right? 365 00:31:13.572 --> 00:31:15.141 Anything can happen in New York. 366 00:31:20.913 --> 00:31:23.382 Captain, some nutjob said she... 367 00:31:27.386 --> 00:31:29.387 Holy shit. 368 00:31:40.432 --> 00:31:41.899 O'Hare's not responding. 369 00:31:41.900 --> 00:31:44.436 Holy shit! 370 00:31:45.737 --> 00:31:46.904 Whitehall Harbor Tower, 371 00:31:46.905 --> 00:31:49.175 this is Ferry Mortimer requesting aid. 372 00:31:50.542 --> 00:31:52.243 - Copy, Tower? - Tommy, it's useless. 373 00:31:52.244 --> 00:31:53.579 Look. 374 00:31:56.782 --> 00:32:01.352 We are way off course in thick fog without instruments, 375 00:32:01.353 --> 00:32:04.290 comms or a fucking clue. 376 00:32:06.092 --> 00:32:07.926 What Tommy says about me is bullshit. 377 00:32:09.761 --> 00:32:11.630 Holy shit! 378 00:32:12.931 --> 00:32:14.933 - What happened to Captain Clark? -He's dead. 379 00:32:17.769 --> 00:32:19.205 I'm the captain. 380 00:32:20.306 --> 00:32:21.339 You're the captain? 381 00:32:21.340 --> 00:32:23.174 You're fucking A right, asshole. 382 00:32:23.175 --> 00:32:25.978 That makes you the first mate, by the way. 383 00:32:26.979 --> 00:32:28.779 Oh. No, no, no. 384 00:32:28.780 --> 00:32:30.848 I don't think I'm ready for that kind of responsibility. 385 00:32:30.849 --> 00:32:32.950 All right, hold on a second, you two. 386 00:32:32.951 --> 00:32:35.020 This could be some kind of terrorist situation, 387 00:32:35.021 --> 00:32:37.788 and if that's the case, then the NYPD-- 388 00:32:37.789 --> 00:32:41.426 No, the ferry crew has jurisdiction and training 389 00:32:41.427 --> 00:32:43.528 to take the lead when we're on the water. 390 00:32:43.529 --> 00:32:46.265 Okay, this is now my ship... 391 00:32:48.667 --> 00:32:49.835 my rules. 392 00:32:51.770 --> 00:32:53.139 He's right, Diaz. 393 00:32:56.842 --> 00:32:57.943 All right. 394 00:33:00.479 --> 00:33:01.546 Okay, Pete. 395 00:33:01.547 --> 00:33:02.747 - Pete! - Hmm. Yeah. 396 00:33:02.748 --> 00:33:04.082 Move all the passengers 397 00:33:04.083 --> 00:33:05.450 down to the lower level. 398 00:33:05.451 --> 00:33:07.585 All right, that way we can avoid creating a panic 399 00:33:07.586 --> 00:33:09.587 and find the asshole who did this. 400 00:33:09.588 --> 00:33:11.889 How the fuck am I supposed to do that? 401 00:33:11.890 --> 00:33:12.957 I don't know. 402 00:33:12.958 --> 00:33:14.325 You're first mate, huh? 403 00:33:14.326 --> 00:33:15.427 Figure it out! 404 00:33:16.628 --> 00:33:19.297 Boy Scout motherfucker. 405 00:33:19.298 --> 00:33:21.632 All right, somebody needs to get down to the engine room 406 00:33:21.633 --> 00:33:23.968 and find out what the hell is going on down there. 407 00:33:23.969 --> 00:33:26.171 I'll check it out myself. You can never be too careful. 408 00:33:26.172 --> 00:33:27.772 No, you don't. 409 00:33:27.773 --> 00:33:30.141 I need you to help that asshole get all the passengers 410 00:33:30.142 --> 00:33:32.010 down to the lower level. 411 00:33:33.145 --> 00:33:34.480 Send someone else. 412 00:33:35.881 --> 00:33:38.350 Sure thing, Captain. 413 00:33:49.128 --> 00:33:51.162 Here we go. 414 00:33:51.163 --> 00:33:52.863 Just like we practiced, baby. 415 00:33:52.864 --> 00:33:55.467 First Mate Tommy Magdaleoni saves the day. 416 00:33:57.836 --> 00:33:59.138 No. 417 00:34:00.406 --> 00:34:03.075 Captain Tommy Magdaleoni saves the day. 418 00:34:06.245 --> 00:34:07.846 Oh, fuck. 419 00:34:25.397 --> 00:34:26.565 Huh? 420 00:34:32.003 --> 00:34:34.172 Hmm. 421 00:34:36.041 --> 00:34:37.975 ♪ Once upon a time ♪ 422 00:34:37.976 --> 00:34:40.478 ♪ I was a princess in this fairy tale ♪ 423 00:34:40.479 --> 00:34:42.147 Hmm! 424 00:34:42.148 --> 00:34:43.714 ♪ Gumdrop streets ♪ 425 00:34:43.715 --> 00:34:44.783 Perfect. 426 00:34:46.518 --> 00:34:48.353 And that's the Dole Whip. 427 00:34:58.497 --> 00:35:00.698 Hmm. Oh! 428 00:35:00.699 --> 00:35:02.533 Ohhh! 429 00:35:09.074 --> 00:35:10.209 Oh. 430 00:35:17.583 --> 00:35:20.452 Ew! What is that? 431 00:35:22.221 --> 00:35:25.256 Oh! Am I getting my mother's jowls? 432 00:35:25.257 --> 00:35:28.526 - Oh! - No, not at all. 433 00:35:29.961 --> 00:35:31.629 Honestly, it's all about the lighting. 434 00:35:31.630 --> 00:35:33.765 Let's move over here. 435 00:35:39.971 --> 00:35:42.473 Can I ask your professional content creator opinion? 436 00:35:42.474 --> 00:35:43.641 Mm-hmm. 437 00:35:43.642 --> 00:35:45.710 How do you do the ahegao face? 438 00:35:45.711 --> 00:35:47.078 Is it like this? 439 00:35:48.113 --> 00:35:50.581 - Ahh! - No, it's like this. 440 00:35:50.582 --> 00:35:53.251 Watch how my eye half closes. 441 00:35:56.822 --> 00:35:58.323 Ah? 442 00:35:58.324 --> 00:35:59.990 Stick your tongue out like you're trying to 443 00:35:59.991 --> 00:36:01.492 catch a snowflake. 444 00:36:07.333 --> 00:36:08.834 Bye! 445 00:36:15.341 --> 00:36:16.641 Oh! 446 00:36:16.642 --> 00:36:18.008 Should I be drooling this much? 447 00:36:18.009 --> 00:36:21.380 I mean, that's how you know it's working. 448 00:36:24.583 --> 00:36:25.750 Good enough. 449 00:36:25.751 --> 00:36:29.186 So we dance and make the face. 450 00:36:29.187 --> 00:36:31.789 Fire content for our pervs. 451 00:36:31.790 --> 00:36:33.791 And we show our tits? 452 00:36:33.792 --> 00:36:35.460 No, we show our feet. 453 00:36:35.461 --> 00:36:37.928 That's where the money is. Toes. 454 00:36:37.929 --> 00:36:40.298 You are a genius, Jazzy. 455 00:36:40.299 --> 00:36:43.501 I know. I am totally a prize to be won. 456 00:36:44.536 --> 00:36:45.703 Bitch, let's fucking go. 457 00:36:45.704 --> 00:36:47.272 All right, simps. 458 00:36:47.273 --> 00:36:48.539 Ohhh! 459 00:36:48.540 --> 00:36:51.809 This one's for our daddy-tier perverts. 460 00:36:51.810 --> 00:36:55.112 We're gonna show you a whole new world. 461 00:36:58.216 --> 00:37:00.451 - Perfect lighting. - Right? 462 00:37:00.452 --> 00:37:01.553 Argh! 463 00:37:16.702 --> 00:37:17.936 Oh! 464 00:37:18.737 --> 00:37:20.204 Oh, shit. 465 00:37:20.205 --> 00:37:21.507 Huh? 466 00:37:23.709 --> 00:37:25.310 Oh, my God. 467 00:37:31.617 --> 00:37:33.083 Excuse me, everyone. 468 00:37:33.084 --> 00:37:35.587 I'm gonna need you to move to the lower deck. Come on. 469 00:37:38.524 --> 00:37:40.658 Excuse me, sir. Please follow me to the back. 470 00:37:40.659 --> 00:37:43.060 You, come on, follow me to the back, come on, this way. 471 00:37:43.061 --> 00:37:44.529 I'm with the ferry, let's go. 472 00:37:44.530 --> 00:37:46.831 Come on, come on, come on, let's go, let's go. Come on. 473 00:37:46.832 --> 00:37:48.333 Follow me. Come on, let's go. 474 00:37:48.334 --> 00:37:49.734 Please, everyone, just follow me. 475 00:37:49.735 --> 00:37:51.502 Thank you. Come on, everybody. Come on, everybody. 476 00:37:51.503 --> 00:37:52.870 Come on, follow me. Come on, come on. 477 00:37:52.871 --> 00:37:54.505 To the back of the boat. Let's go. 478 00:37:55.941 --> 00:37:58.744 Ah. 479 00:38:02.448 --> 00:38:05.282 Hi. Uh, could I please have everybody's attention? 480 00:38:05.283 --> 00:38:09.119 We're gonna need you all to move down to the lower deck. 481 00:38:09.120 --> 00:38:12.557 Um, in a single file, please. 482 00:38:12.558 --> 00:38:14.692 Oh, my God, yeah, we should've docked by now. 483 00:38:14.693 --> 00:38:17.294 Everyone, downstairs to the lower level now. 484 00:38:17.295 --> 00:38:18.397 Let's go. 485 00:38:20.065 --> 00:38:22.467 You were right about your small situation. 486 00:38:22.468 --> 00:38:23.968 You saw it, didn't you? 487 00:38:23.969 --> 00:38:25.803 It killed two innocent girls. 488 00:38:25.804 --> 00:38:27.738 We need to call for help or abandon ship. 489 00:38:27.739 --> 00:38:31.642 Ladies, um, we're having some, uh, technical issues. 490 00:38:31.643 --> 00:38:34.311 - Everything's cool. - Everything is not cool. 491 00:38:34.312 --> 00:38:36.381 We have a huge rodent problem. 492 00:38:36.382 --> 00:38:38.282 Where is Jazzy? 493 00:38:38.283 --> 00:38:40.318 Actually, and Arianna? 494 00:38:42.153 --> 00:38:45.390 Are they partying without me on my birthday? 495 00:38:45.391 --> 00:38:47.592 Skanks. 496 00:38:47.593 --> 00:38:49.794 Look, we get everyone down to the lower level, 497 00:38:49.795 --> 00:38:52.329 and then we'll figure out your... 498 00:38:52.330 --> 00:38:54.899 ...rodent problem, all right? 499 00:38:54.900 --> 00:38:56.333 What if that's what it wants? 500 00:38:56.334 --> 00:38:58.603 All of us together, like some sort of buffet? 501 00:38:58.604 --> 00:39:00.205 Oh, there's food. 502 00:39:01.306 --> 00:39:04.074 Yeah, exactly. Yeah, uh, dinner's served. 503 00:39:04.075 --> 00:39:07.645 Please, be our guest down in the grand ballroom. 504 00:39:07.646 --> 00:39:08.979 Lower level, all right? 505 00:39:08.980 --> 00:39:10.048 Capiche? 506 00:39:11.049 --> 00:39:12.783 Come on. 507 00:39:12.784 --> 00:39:14.653 Happy birthday to me. 508 00:39:17.689 --> 00:39:20.090 ♪ And many more ♪ 509 00:39:22.461 --> 00:39:25.296 Thank God! 510 00:39:33.038 --> 00:39:34.539 Take a nap, mijo, okay? 511 00:39:34.540 --> 00:39:36.875 And when you wake up, you'll get to see Daddy. 512 00:39:39.310 --> 00:39:40.712 What are they doing? 513 00:39:43.982 --> 00:39:44.949 It's locked. 514 00:39:44.950 --> 00:39:46.651 That sounds like a fire hazard. 515 00:39:46.652 --> 00:39:48.487 And it's definitely not supposed to be locked. 516 00:39:49.855 --> 00:39:50.988 Do you have keys? 517 00:39:50.989 --> 00:39:52.991 Do I look like a janitor to you? 518 00:39:54.059 --> 00:39:56.060 No, it's not that. It's like it's-- 519 00:39:56.061 --> 00:39:57.995 It's like it's stuck or something. I don't know. 520 00:39:57.996 --> 00:40:01.331 Or it's been jammed. 521 00:40:01.332 --> 00:40:03.233 We've got to get everyone out of here now. 522 00:40:03.234 --> 00:40:04.835 - Hey! - Hey! Hey, hey, hey. 523 00:40:04.836 --> 00:40:06.871 -Open the door! -Open the door! 524 00:40:06.872 --> 00:40:09.073 Bullshit! We should have docked by now. 525 00:40:09.074 --> 00:40:10.207 Keep it down, asshole. 526 00:40:10.208 --> 00:40:12.577 Who you calling an asshole, dick nose? 527 00:40:12.578 --> 00:40:13.744 Hey, fuck you! 528 00:40:13.745 --> 00:40:15.012 - Fuck me? - Yeah! 529 00:40:15.013 --> 00:40:16.581 - Fuck you! - Fuck you both! 530 00:40:16.582 --> 00:40:17.715 Fuck all three of you. 531 00:40:17.716 --> 00:40:19.650 I'm trying to sleep over here. 532 00:40:19.651 --> 00:40:22.720 Hey, hey, somebody locked the door. 533 00:40:22.721 --> 00:40:24.855 - What? - We're locked in. 534 00:40:24.856 --> 00:40:27.391 How are we locked in? 535 00:40:27.392 --> 00:40:29.494 All right, everybody shut up and listen. 536 00:40:29.495 --> 00:40:31.428 There's been an incident, all right? 537 00:40:31.429 --> 00:40:32.530 The captain's dead. 538 00:40:33.899 --> 00:40:35.265 Who's driving the boat? 539 00:40:35.266 --> 00:40:37.935 How about a little discretion, huh? 540 00:40:37.936 --> 00:40:40.671 Dead men tell no tales. 541 00:40:40.672 --> 00:40:42.239 What happened? 542 00:40:42.240 --> 00:40:45.275 The situation is developing. 543 00:40:45.276 --> 00:40:47.545 I need everybody just to remain calm. 544 00:40:47.546 --> 00:40:48.613 Remain calm? 545 00:40:48.614 --> 00:40:50.615 Are you out of your fucking mind? 546 00:40:50.616 --> 00:40:53.183 There's a killer on the Staten Island Ferry. 547 00:40:53.184 --> 00:40:54.418 And we're locked in. 548 00:40:54.419 --> 00:40:57.622 Martinez, report. 549 00:40:57.623 --> 00:41:00.558 Anybody? Della Salla? I need help down here. 550 00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:02.226 Okay, okay, I'll say it. 551 00:41:02.227 --> 00:41:04.028 It's got to be terrorists. 552 00:41:04.029 --> 00:41:06.931 - What? - Oh! Oh, I'm the bad guy. 553 00:41:06.932 --> 00:41:09.033 All right, sorry for being a truth teller. 554 00:41:09.034 --> 00:41:10.467 I got no service. 555 00:41:10.468 --> 00:41:11.936 None of us have service, you dick! 556 00:41:11.937 --> 00:41:13.437 We're on a boat. 557 00:41:13.438 --> 00:41:15.640 We're trapped on this boat with a murderer. 558 00:41:15.641 --> 00:41:16.974 And we're locked in. 559 00:41:16.975 --> 00:41:18.909 How the fuck are we getting out of here? 560 00:41:21.279 --> 00:41:23.814 With our big fucking balls. 561 00:41:23.815 --> 00:41:25.983 That's how! 562 00:41:25.984 --> 00:41:29.620 Some asshole is trying to hijack our ferry? 563 00:41:29.621 --> 00:41:31.722 Kill our captain? 564 00:41:31.723 --> 00:41:33.457 Come for us? 565 00:41:33.458 --> 00:41:34.959 No. 566 00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:38.263 I say fuck that prick. 567 00:41:39.364 --> 00:41:40.898 Nobody screws with us. 568 00:41:42.968 --> 00:41:44.334 We don't start shit. 569 00:41:44.335 --> 00:41:45.670 We don't give a shit. 570 00:41:45.671 --> 00:41:49.006 And we sure as shit don't take shit from nobody. 571 00:41:49.007 --> 00:41:50.274 Damn right! Damn right! 572 00:41:50.275 --> 00:41:51.308 You know why? 573 00:41:51.309 --> 00:41:53.277 Because we are fucking New Yorkers! 574 00:41:53.278 --> 00:41:54.344 That's why! 575 00:41:56.514 --> 00:41:58.983 I'm not wasting another motherfucking minute 576 00:41:58.984 --> 00:42:00.150 waiting for help. 577 00:42:00.151 --> 00:42:02.319 I say we find this son of a bitch 578 00:42:02.320 --> 00:42:04.021 and toss his ass overboard. 579 00:42:04.022 --> 00:42:05.289 Now who's with me? 580 00:42:07.826 --> 00:42:09.093 That's what I'm talking about! 581 00:42:09.094 --> 00:42:10.194 Huh? 582 00:42:10.195 --> 00:42:12.997 - Hey! Hey, open the door! - Hey! 583 00:42:15.166 --> 00:42:16.534 Yeah! 584 00:42:24.509 --> 00:42:25.776 What the fuck?! 585 00:42:27.012 --> 00:42:28.213 Oh, my God! 586 00:42:44.262 --> 00:42:46.496 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 587 00:42:46.497 --> 00:42:48.498 Or am I just fucking high? 588 00:42:48.499 --> 00:42:50.635 It is a small world after all. 589 00:42:54.139 --> 00:42:55.239 Get him! 590 00:43:10.789 --> 00:43:12.522 Argh! 591 00:43:28.273 --> 00:43:30.607 We can't just stand here. 592 00:43:30.608 --> 00:43:33.043 - Oh, my God! - Ow! What the fuck? 593 00:43:47.759 --> 00:43:49.927 Are they having an Electrical Light Parade? 594 00:43:49.928 --> 00:43:52.362 No, no! Back up! Back up! Let go of the door handle! 595 00:44:05.310 --> 00:44:07.477 We have to help them! 596 00:44:07.478 --> 00:44:08.913 They are already dead! 597 00:44:08.914 --> 00:44:10.748 If we don't get the hell outta here, 598 00:44:10.749 --> 00:44:12.583 we are dead, too, let's go! 599 00:44:46.785 --> 00:44:47.853 Hmm. 600 00:44:51.222 --> 00:44:52.357 Over here! 601 00:45:00.331 --> 00:45:02.767 Okay, I know this night isn't going 602 00:45:02.768 --> 00:45:04.334 the way anyone thought it would. 603 00:45:04.335 --> 00:45:06.203 But that thing is still down there. 604 00:45:06.204 --> 00:45:08.472 And it will get bored and come looking for us. 605 00:45:08.473 --> 00:45:10.374 If this were a terrorist attack, 606 00:45:10.375 --> 00:45:12.609 we would find a safe place, 607 00:45:12.610 --> 00:45:15.146 barricade ourselves in, and call for help. 608 00:45:16.481 --> 00:45:17.849 The captain has a radio. 609 00:45:18.917 --> 00:45:20.484 Maybe he radioed N.Y.P.D. 610 00:45:20.485 --> 00:45:22.152 Or-- or the Coast Guard. 611 00:45:22.153 --> 00:45:23.888 Or-- or Seal Team Six. 612 00:45:23.889 --> 00:45:26.656 Yeah. There's a few problems there. 613 00:45:26.657 --> 00:45:30.027 One, the radio's in pieces. 614 00:45:30.028 --> 00:45:35.200 And two, we're really, really off course. 615 00:45:38.169 --> 00:45:39.870 Who's steering the ship? 616 00:45:39.871 --> 00:45:41.538 You remember Tommy? 617 00:45:41.539 --> 00:45:43.140 Oh, God. 618 00:45:43.141 --> 00:45:45.209 There has to be some sort of 619 00:45:45.210 --> 00:45:47.577 emergency transponder in the engine room, right? 620 00:45:47.578 --> 00:45:49.379 Yeah. 621 00:45:49.380 --> 00:45:51.315 Yeah, the transponder pings the tower. 622 00:45:51.316 --> 00:45:53.717 Once they realize we're off course with no comms, 623 00:45:53.718 --> 00:45:55.052 they'll send for help. 624 00:45:55.053 --> 00:45:56.854 Okay, how long could that take? 625 00:45:56.855 --> 00:45:58.188 I don't know. 626 00:45:58.189 --> 00:46:01.091 Maybe minutes? Hours? 627 00:46:01.092 --> 00:46:03.060 Depends on the power staying on. 628 00:46:03.061 --> 00:46:07.132 So we just wait it out and avoid Stuart Little? 629 00:46:11.402 --> 00:46:13.403 Stop it with the lights, please! 630 00:46:13.404 --> 00:46:15.906 God, I'm getting the spins. 631 00:46:15.907 --> 00:46:17.207 -Oh. -Ah. 632 00:46:17.208 --> 00:46:19.878 - Where the... - Oh, here. 633 00:46:21.279 --> 00:46:22.579 No, thanks. 634 00:46:22.580 --> 00:46:25.550 Boo! It's my birthday. 635 00:46:27.085 --> 00:46:30.221 Anybody? There we go! 636 00:46:34.993 --> 00:46:36.794 We are so incredibly fucked. 637 00:46:38.129 --> 00:46:39.297 Give it back. 638 00:46:54.579 --> 00:46:55.947 Hmm. 639 00:46:58.616 --> 00:46:59.684 Oh. 640 00:48:03.748 --> 00:48:04.916 Ah. 641 00:48:40.085 --> 00:48:41.051 Come on, kid. 642 00:48:41.052 --> 00:48:42.253 Stay close. 643 00:48:48.893 --> 00:48:50.227 - Officer! - Huh? What? 644 00:48:50.228 --> 00:48:51.661 You have to come quick. 645 00:48:51.662 --> 00:48:53.097 There's something wrong with the lights. 646 00:48:53.098 --> 00:48:54.364 Fuck. 647 00:49:45.750 --> 00:49:47.717 Whoa, jeez. 648 00:49:47.718 --> 00:49:49.919 Not tonight, Jamie. I'm working. 649 00:49:49.920 --> 00:49:51.088 I know. 650 00:49:51.089 --> 00:49:52.556 But it's fun. 651 00:49:52.557 --> 00:49:54.758 And it's dangerous. 652 00:49:54.759 --> 00:49:58.095 And we're in here all alone. 653 00:49:58.096 --> 00:50:01.598 Can you feel the love tonight? 654 00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:03.633 I gotta go. There's something going on with the lights. 655 00:50:03.634 --> 00:50:05.769 And you smell like Jägermeister and... 656 00:50:06.771 --> 00:50:07.804 Is that Nathan's? 657 00:50:07.805 --> 00:50:12.176 Oh. Am I over the limit, officer? 658 00:50:12.177 --> 00:50:15.312 I need a sobriety test. 659 00:50:15.313 --> 00:50:19.283 And I know you have something I can blow on. 660 00:50:19.284 --> 00:50:20.917 It doesn't work like that. 661 00:50:20.918 --> 00:50:22.720 Ah. Ahhh. 662 00:50:24.355 --> 00:50:25.956 Okay, it kind of does. 663 00:50:31.162 --> 00:50:32.429 Oh, yeah, 664 00:50:32.430 --> 00:50:33.963 take me to the Magic Kingdom. 665 00:50:40.338 --> 00:50:41.338 What the hell? 666 00:50:55.320 --> 00:50:56.853 Ahhh! 667 00:51:01.526 --> 00:51:02.859 Urgh! 668 00:51:02.860 --> 00:51:04.894 Ooh! 669 00:51:04.895 --> 00:51:06.497 Ooh! 670 00:51:08.366 --> 00:51:09.866 Ahh! 671 00:51:31.689 --> 00:51:33.757 Why would a giant rat take the Staten Island Ferry? 672 00:51:33.758 --> 00:51:35.392 Is it your mascot or something? Like-- 673 00:51:35.393 --> 00:51:37.128 Hey, would you keep it down? 674 00:51:40.265 --> 00:51:41.831 Maybe it wants some cheese. 675 00:51:41.832 --> 00:51:43.233 Have you tried that? 676 00:51:43.234 --> 00:51:45.001 I think Mama packed some in my purse. 677 00:51:46.036 --> 00:51:47.371 It has excellent hearing. 678 00:51:47.372 --> 00:51:48.938 Oh. How would you know? 679 00:51:48.939 --> 00:51:51.708 Are you some like rat expert or something? 680 00:51:51.709 --> 00:51:53.611 It has huge ears. 681 00:51:56.381 --> 00:51:57.582 That's cute. 682 00:52:04.389 --> 00:52:05.556 Well. 683 00:52:19.237 --> 00:52:21.339 Stay close. We have no idea what's ahead. 684 00:52:24.074 --> 00:52:25.742 Guys. 685 00:52:25.743 --> 00:52:27.944 Where's the birthday princess? 686 00:52:27.945 --> 00:52:28.978 Oh, shit. 687 00:52:28.979 --> 00:52:30.781 Oh, God. 688 00:52:32.683 --> 00:52:34.251 Cindi! 689 00:52:34.252 --> 00:52:36.586 Cindi, get back here! 690 00:52:36.587 --> 00:52:38.823 We can't leave her. 691 00:52:40.691 --> 00:52:42.392 I won't tell if you guys don't. 692 00:52:44.995 --> 00:52:47.665 Okay, come on, come on. Hey, come on, come on. 693 00:52:54.305 --> 00:52:56.240 Oh! 694 00:52:56.241 --> 00:52:58.442 Fuck! You scared the shit out of us. 695 00:52:58.443 --> 00:53:00.445 We're not the ones you should be scared of. 696 00:53:01.379 --> 00:53:02.746 You saw a pizza rat, too. 697 00:53:02.747 --> 00:53:04.948 Seriously? Pizza rat? 698 00:53:04.949 --> 00:53:08.117 Well, yeah, we got to call it something. 699 00:53:08.118 --> 00:53:09.319 Name's Moses. 700 00:53:09.320 --> 00:53:10.454 This is Matteo. 701 00:53:10.455 --> 00:53:11.688 We've been looking for anyone else. 702 00:53:11.689 --> 00:53:13.457 How the hell did you guys survive down there? 703 00:53:13.458 --> 00:53:15.792 Specialty construction boots. 704 00:53:15.793 --> 00:53:18.328 I found the kid laying on a rubber kitchen mat, 705 00:53:18.329 --> 00:53:21.331 and, mostly, he was quiet as a... 706 00:53:21.332 --> 00:53:23.032 Well, you know. 707 00:53:23.033 --> 00:53:24.634 How'd you survive? 708 00:53:24.635 --> 00:53:26.603 We tried to get in. The door was locked. 709 00:53:26.604 --> 00:53:28.772 Oh, that damn rat chipped them off. 710 00:53:30.140 --> 00:53:34.210 Maybe it locked us out on purpose to keep us safe. 711 00:53:34.211 --> 00:53:36.813 Maybe it didn't want us to die. 712 00:53:36.814 --> 00:53:39.215 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. 713 00:53:39.216 --> 00:53:42.452 Yeah, I don't-- I don't think Rizzo the rat 714 00:53:42.453 --> 00:53:45.655 is the keep people safe type, you know? 715 00:53:49.527 --> 00:53:51.728 Hey, we've got to get off this horror cruise. 716 00:53:51.729 --> 00:53:53.497 Maybe swim to Governors Island 717 00:53:53.498 --> 00:53:54.731 or maybe the statue or something. 718 00:53:54.732 --> 00:53:56.966 That water is way colder than you think it is. 719 00:53:56.967 --> 00:53:58.402 Our bodies will go into hypothermic shock 720 00:53:58.403 --> 00:53:59.536 within minutes. 721 00:53:59.537 --> 00:54:01.070 We'd basically be frozen. 722 00:54:01.071 --> 00:54:02.373 Let it go. 723 00:54:03.608 --> 00:54:04.908 We're going in the control room. 724 00:54:04.909 --> 00:54:06.344 Come with us. 725 00:54:07.278 --> 00:54:09.713 No one else is dying tonight, okay? 726 00:54:09.714 --> 00:54:11.147 As long as we stick together. 727 00:54:11.148 --> 00:54:13.750 I'm Amber. That's Selena. 728 00:54:13.751 --> 00:54:15.151 This is Pete. 729 00:54:15.152 --> 00:54:18.088 - He's the first mate now. - About time. 730 00:54:19.590 --> 00:54:20.590 All right, yeah. 731 00:54:20.591 --> 00:54:22.360 -Let's go. - All right. 732 00:54:41.346 --> 00:54:42.612 Pete? 733 00:54:42.613 --> 00:54:43.947 If that's you, quit messing around 734 00:54:43.948 --> 00:54:47.517 and hand me the Phillips screwdriver. 735 00:54:56.661 --> 00:54:59.630 No, you moron. I said Phillips. 736 00:55:00.765 --> 00:55:02.432 You high again? 737 00:55:02.433 --> 00:55:04.935 I'm surrounded by idiots. 738 00:55:13.478 --> 00:55:15.179 Are you kidding me, Pete? 739 00:55:17.247 --> 00:55:19.916 Okay. I know you don't want to be the first mate. 740 00:55:19.917 --> 00:55:22.987 But I'm not exactly swimming in options here, okay? 741 00:55:24.989 --> 00:55:27.024 Fuck, just give me the damn hammer! 742 00:55:31.496 --> 00:55:32.697 Hmm! 743 00:55:36.333 --> 00:55:37.401 What is this? 744 00:55:50.014 --> 00:55:52.115 Holy fuck! 745 00:55:52.116 --> 00:55:53.784 Oh! 746 00:56:00.991 --> 00:56:02.460 Oh, f-- 747 00:56:19.209 --> 00:56:20.977 Where is everybody? 748 00:56:20.978 --> 00:56:22.812 Hello? 749 00:56:22.813 --> 00:56:25.916 It's like a fucking runway over here. Okay. 750 00:56:27.217 --> 00:56:29.352 Hello! 751 00:56:29.353 --> 00:56:31.988 If you guys are going to jump out and yell, "Surprise!" 752 00:56:31.989 --> 00:56:35.259 I cannot be held liable for my actions. 753 00:56:36.827 --> 00:56:38.062 Hello? 754 00:56:41.999 --> 00:56:43.033 Okay. 755 00:56:45.436 --> 00:56:47.671 It-- 756 00:56:47.672 --> 00:56:48.873 Can't get a signal. Fuck. 757 00:56:50.741 --> 00:56:52.408 Oh, Jesus. 758 00:56:52.409 --> 00:56:54.744 This fucking ferry Wi-Fi fucking sucks. 759 00:56:54.745 --> 00:56:56.680 I swear to God, they're getting an email. 760 00:56:56.681 --> 00:56:58.314 I'm so fucking over this. 761 00:56:58.315 --> 00:57:01.317 Oh, my God. iPhone unavailable. Why can't... 762 00:57:01.318 --> 00:57:03.920 I just want to go out. I just... 763 00:57:15.566 --> 00:57:17.267 What the fuck? 764 00:57:24.975 --> 00:57:27.111 That isn't the captain, is it? 765 00:57:28.613 --> 00:57:31.048 No, that... was the temp captain. 766 00:57:32.382 --> 00:57:34.217 That was the real captain. 767 00:57:34.218 --> 00:57:36.386 I think I'm going to be sick. 768 00:57:37.555 --> 00:57:40.023 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so fast, kiddo. 769 00:57:40.024 --> 00:57:42.092 Nothing you need to see here. 770 00:57:46.931 --> 00:57:48.798 Mayday, mayday. SOS. 771 00:57:48.799 --> 00:57:51.901 The Staten Island Ferry is fucked. 772 00:57:51.902 --> 00:57:54.704 That little shit broke everything. 773 00:57:54.705 --> 00:57:56.940 I wish I could say this was the first time tonight 774 00:57:56.941 --> 00:58:00.644 I walked into the bridge to find a dead captain. 775 00:58:00.645 --> 00:58:02.112 So does that make you the captain now? 776 00:58:03.180 --> 00:58:04.380 - Hmm? - No. 777 00:58:04.381 --> 00:58:06.149 No. 778 00:58:06.150 --> 00:58:08.752 Being the captain is not on my list of shit 779 00:58:08.753 --> 00:58:10.087 to accomplish before I die. 780 00:58:11.155 --> 00:58:15.292 Which feels oddly soon, given the circumstances. 781 00:58:23.333 --> 00:58:24.702 We'll figure it out. 782 00:58:29.473 --> 00:58:31.542 Barry, you made it. 783 00:58:32.543 --> 00:58:34.277 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy there, old-timer. 784 00:58:34.278 --> 00:58:38.014 As soon as they told us to get to the lower level, 785 00:58:38.015 --> 00:58:40.584 I knew that was the last place I wanted to go. 786 00:58:40.585 --> 00:58:42.251 You're going to be okay. 787 00:58:42.252 --> 00:58:44.788 I'm dead, just like you. 788 00:58:44.789 --> 00:58:46.656 You're all going to die. 789 00:58:46.657 --> 00:58:48.592 You said that last week, and the week before, 790 00:58:48.593 --> 00:58:51.562 and earlier tonight, but still we're here. 791 00:58:53.463 --> 00:58:55.465 Well, not all of us. 792 00:59:00.470 --> 00:59:01.538 Oh... 793 00:59:09.546 --> 00:59:12.049 Holy shit. I actually have service. 794 00:59:26.864 --> 00:59:28.998 Oh, no, no. Fuck this. Fuck this. 795 00:59:28.999 --> 00:59:31.134 This is my fucking birthday and I reject all of this. 796 00:59:45.750 --> 00:59:47.785 Ahh! 797 00:59:51.756 --> 00:59:54.892 No, no! No! 798 00:59:57.862 --> 00:59:59.196 Uh-uh! 799 01:00:01.699 --> 01:00:03.166 Oh! 800 01:00:03.167 --> 01:00:04.868 Whoo! Oh! 801 01:00:04.869 --> 01:00:06.603 Come on. 802 01:00:12.042 --> 01:00:13.710 Fuck! 803 01:00:16.413 --> 01:00:18.381 Shit. 804 01:00:27.624 --> 01:00:30.359 Fuck you, you furry harbor motherfucker! 805 01:00:30.360 --> 01:00:31.861 Ah! 806 01:00:42.673 --> 01:00:43.774 Huh? 807 01:01:04.228 --> 01:01:05.494 Flares. 808 01:01:05.495 --> 01:01:08.231 We can use the flares to signal the mainland. 809 01:01:08.232 --> 01:01:10.599 There's an emergency stash down at the lower level. 810 01:01:10.600 --> 01:01:11.735 Okay. 811 01:01:11.736 --> 01:01:12.936 Kid ain't going back down there 812 01:01:12.937 --> 01:01:14.303 and I ain't leaving the kid. 813 01:01:14.304 --> 01:01:16.105 Not with whatever it is loose on board. 814 01:01:16.106 --> 01:01:17.374 Willie. 815 01:01:18.642 --> 01:01:21.946 This is about Steamboat Willie. 816 01:01:23.513 --> 01:01:25.215 Did you say Steamboat? 817 01:01:26.550 --> 01:01:28.151 Uh, yeah, actually, 818 01:01:28.152 --> 01:01:31.154 uh, the Staten Island Ferry's been running since the 1800s, 819 01:01:31.155 --> 01:01:34.825 and most of them were run on steam until about the '70s. 820 01:01:36.360 --> 01:01:38.962 What? I paid attention during staff training. 821 01:01:38.963 --> 01:01:40.997 I heard stories 822 01:01:40.998 --> 01:01:43.867 about a monster that lurked 823 01:01:43.868 --> 01:01:47.536 in the underbelly of the ferry, 824 01:01:47.537 --> 01:01:49.973 but nobody ever found proof. 825 01:01:49.974 --> 01:01:52.809 Wait, you were a deckhand? 826 01:01:52.810 --> 01:01:55.045 In the 1960s. 827 01:01:56.713 --> 01:01:59.148 And even then they told tales 828 01:01:59.149 --> 01:02:02.986 of a... an imaginative, joyous, 829 01:02:02.987 --> 01:02:07.424 kind-hearted captain by the name of Walter. 830 01:02:09.359 --> 01:02:13.497 But everyone called him Walt. 831 01:02:16.700 --> 01:02:21.538 He was a man of the sea with a heart as big as the ocean. 832 01:02:29.513 --> 01:02:32.548 It was on his ship that he stumbled into 833 01:02:32.549 --> 01:02:35.452 a creature unlike any other. 834 01:02:37.021 --> 01:02:38.055 Willie. 835 01:02:39.589 --> 01:02:42.091 Willie was some kind of experiment 836 01:02:42.092 --> 01:02:44.060 abandoned in the cargo hold. 837 01:02:44.061 --> 01:02:48.097 They were trying to make him more animated, 838 01:02:48.098 --> 01:02:49.867 more appealing to kids. 839 01:02:51.568 --> 01:02:53.736 So he set Willie free. 840 01:02:53.737 --> 01:02:56.873 Willie became his friend. 841 01:02:56.874 --> 01:03:02.745 He gave Willie his freedom, his dignity, and his purpose. 842 01:03:03.848 --> 01:03:05.681 But then tragedy struck, 843 01:03:05.682 --> 01:03:10.487 and just like that, Willie was gone. 844 01:03:12.089 --> 01:03:13.122 As time went by, 845 01:03:13.123 --> 01:03:14.357 some thought that maybe 846 01:03:14.358 --> 01:03:16.459 he was just an urban legend, 847 01:03:16.460 --> 01:03:21.298 a figment of Walt's overactive imagination. 848 01:03:23.600 --> 01:03:26.936 Now, after 90 years, 849 01:03:26.937 --> 01:03:30.074 he's finally out in the public. 850 01:03:34.278 --> 01:03:36.246 Who knows what he wants. 851 01:03:40.784 --> 01:03:44.921 Wow. That's going to make one fucked-up cartoon someday. 852 01:03:44.922 --> 01:03:47.991 Wait, so this boat is the same boat 853 01:03:47.992 --> 01:03:49.558 that was in the story? 854 01:03:49.559 --> 01:03:51.127 Parts of it, yes. 855 01:03:51.128 --> 01:03:55.799 Everything gets recycled over and over again. 856 01:03:57.467 --> 01:03:58.936 To save money. 857 01:04:42.512 --> 01:04:44.347 Stop, please! 858 01:04:49.753 --> 01:04:52.555 Ah! Oh! Oh, God! Oh. 859 01:04:57.694 --> 01:04:59.529 Please. Ohh! 860 01:05:25.322 --> 01:05:26.489 Ha! 861 01:05:30.294 --> 01:05:31.895 Roscoe, where'd you go? 862 01:05:34.931 --> 01:05:36.365 Fucking coward. 863 01:06:10.900 --> 01:06:12.435 Die, you rat motherfucker! 864 01:06:12.436 --> 01:06:14.004 Whoo! 865 01:06:15.072 --> 01:06:16.472 Whoo! Whoo! 866 01:06:16.473 --> 01:06:17.974 Whoo! 867 01:06:19.309 --> 01:06:20.677 Whoo-hoo! 868 01:06:23.980 --> 01:06:25.682 What the fuck? 869 01:06:42.499 --> 01:06:43.466 Oooh! 870 01:06:44.801 --> 01:06:46.536 Oh, shit. 871 01:06:48.705 --> 01:06:50.839 Ooh! 872 01:07:00.317 --> 01:07:02.285 So what's the plan? 873 01:07:02.286 --> 01:07:04.120 Well, if you wanna get off this boat, 874 01:07:04.121 --> 01:07:06.122 you're going to have to get those flares. 875 01:07:06.123 --> 01:07:08.691 Which means we're going to have to leave Barry here 876 01:07:08.692 --> 01:07:10.227 and go down below deck. 877 01:07:12.396 --> 01:07:14.297 Hey, do you guys know who this kid is? 878 01:07:14.298 --> 01:07:16.132 Borough President's son, right? 879 01:07:16.133 --> 01:07:17.533 Your daddy's probably got 880 01:07:17.534 --> 01:07:19.001 a whole fleet out looking for us. 881 01:07:19.002 --> 01:07:22.004 Yeah, once we realize rescue's close, 882 01:07:22.005 --> 01:07:25.007 we'll fire 'em off and everything will be okay, right? 883 01:07:26.810 --> 01:07:28.812 Fuck me, that did not sound good. 884 01:07:29.813 --> 01:07:31.614 Come on, guys, we've gotta go get the flares. 885 01:07:31.615 --> 01:07:33.116 Together, as a group. 886 01:07:33.117 --> 01:07:35.284 Right, right, they're down in the engine room. 887 01:07:35.285 --> 01:07:40.823 When we get down there, I'll try and fix this. 888 01:07:40.824 --> 01:07:43.226 Look, I used to do electrical work back in the day. 889 01:07:43.227 --> 01:07:44.493 I'll go with you. 890 01:07:44.494 --> 01:07:46.028 -All right. -Uh, uh... 891 01:07:46.029 --> 01:07:47.463 We'll go with you. 892 01:07:47.464 --> 01:07:50.566 Little man watching over us, we'll be all right. 893 01:07:50.567 --> 01:07:52.000 Right, Captain Pete? 894 01:07:52.001 --> 01:07:54.470 Yeah. 895 01:08:15.759 --> 01:08:17.726 Okay, all right, come on. Okay. 896 01:08:20.230 --> 01:08:21.731 All right, here we go. 897 01:08:29.706 --> 01:08:31.207 Come on. Okay, all right. 898 01:08:31.208 --> 01:08:33.376 The entrance to the engine room is straight ahead. 899 01:08:33.377 --> 01:08:35.844 It's like a maze of secret tunnels and hallways. 900 01:08:35.845 --> 01:08:37.414 I mean, this boat is crazy. 901 01:08:39.115 --> 01:08:41.617 Okay, Moses, Matteo, you guys are gonna go straight ahead. 902 01:08:41.618 --> 01:08:43.452 - Be right there. - Right. 903 01:08:43.453 --> 01:08:45.521 And then the flares are gonna be back here 904 01:08:45.522 --> 01:08:46.789 next to the fuse box. 905 01:08:46.790 --> 01:08:49.091 - We got this. -All right. 906 01:08:54.631 --> 01:08:56.299 You wear leadership well. 907 01:08:56.300 --> 01:09:00.269 Yeah, I'm kind of just learning as I go along. 908 01:09:00.270 --> 01:09:02.205 Where the hell did I put-- 909 01:09:02.206 --> 01:09:04.273 Ah, here we go. 910 01:09:04.274 --> 01:09:06.742 Now, uh, I got you something. 911 01:09:06.743 --> 01:09:08.444 It's nothing special, 912 01:09:08.445 --> 01:09:11.146 but I think it'll help you get through the rest of this, 913 01:09:11.147 --> 01:09:14.984 uh... uh... um... v-voyage. 914 01:09:18.087 --> 01:09:19.622 Ta-da! 915 01:09:19.623 --> 01:09:24.861 I know they're not very unique, but they are very practical. 916 01:09:28.332 --> 01:09:30.834 Just, uh, do me a favor, okay? 917 01:09:31.835 --> 01:09:33.703 Don't die down there. 918 01:09:45.048 --> 01:09:46.550 Aye-aye, Captain. 919 01:09:55.825 --> 01:09:57.527 Please stop calling me Captain. 920 01:10:28.892 --> 01:10:29.958 Did you hear that? 921 01:10:29.959 --> 01:10:33.028 Yeah, I fucking hate the engine room. 922 01:10:33.029 --> 01:10:35.130 Probably not a good time to mention that. Yeah. 923 01:10:35.131 --> 01:10:37.165 Matteo, stay close, all right? 924 01:10:40.837 --> 01:10:42.538 - Hey, hey. - What? 925 01:10:42.539 --> 01:10:44.407 Let's exterminate this rat, all right? 926 01:10:44.408 --> 01:10:47.043 All right! 927 01:10:48.878 --> 01:10:49.913 Dominique? 928 01:10:53.249 --> 01:10:54.683 You're alive! 929 01:10:54.684 --> 01:10:56.852 - Deckhand Pete? - Yeah. 930 01:10:56.853 --> 01:10:59.488 Well, technically, it's Captain Pete, right? 931 01:10:59.489 --> 01:11:01.857 Acting, only temporary. 932 01:11:01.858 --> 01:11:04.727 Hey, uh, is the emergency transponder still running? 933 01:11:04.728 --> 01:11:06.595 Oh, no, not without power. 934 01:11:06.596 --> 01:11:07.730 Damn. 935 01:11:07.731 --> 01:11:09.732 You-- you guys have to help me fix it. 936 01:11:09.733 --> 01:11:11.100 Down this way. 937 01:11:12.536 --> 01:11:13.702 - Yeah, we can do. - All right. 938 01:11:13.703 --> 01:11:15.372 Yeah, okay, okay. 939 01:11:17.407 --> 01:11:19.943 You stay here, buddy. I'll be right over there. 940 01:12:39.689 --> 01:12:40.756 Ooh! 941 01:13:08.985 --> 01:13:10.619 Okay. All right, where is it? 942 01:13:10.620 --> 01:13:12.922 Ah! Here we go. All right. 943 01:13:17.527 --> 01:13:19.328 Okay, right there. 944 01:13:20.997 --> 01:13:22.397 Someone did a number on this thing. 945 01:13:22.398 --> 01:13:24.167 Yeah, tell me about it. 946 01:13:32.175 --> 01:13:33.408 -Moses! What the-- - Oh! 947 01:13:33.409 --> 01:13:34.843 - Whoa. -Sorry, G. 948 01:13:34.844 --> 01:13:36.378 I got you, I got you. 949 01:13:38.047 --> 01:13:39.516 Dom, what the-- 950 01:13:42.519 --> 01:13:45.455 I'm taking orders from a new captain now. 951 01:13:46.956 --> 01:13:48.357 Subtle. 952 01:13:49.693 --> 01:13:52.862 See, Willie, he's not the only one of his kind. 953 01:13:54.230 --> 01:13:58.066 We're on a rescue mission to find someone lost at sea. 954 01:13:58.067 --> 01:14:01.437 Nothing is going to stand in his way. 955 01:15:01.765 --> 01:15:06.636 Look, look, look, look, look, look. Go, go, go. 956 01:15:23.219 --> 01:15:24.320 Oh! 957 01:16:06.195 --> 01:16:08.396 Ah! 958 01:16:11.835 --> 01:16:14.970 You got it. Right in the eye. 959 01:16:14.971 --> 01:16:16.739 Get the flares. 960 01:16:16.740 --> 01:16:18.541 Let's call the cavalry. 961 01:16:22.011 --> 01:16:23.045 It's empty. 962 01:16:23.046 --> 01:16:24.580 Fucking perfect. 963 01:16:26.515 --> 01:16:28.416 If we survive this night, 964 01:16:28.417 --> 01:16:29.718 I'm going right to JFK 965 01:16:29.719 --> 01:16:32.054 and getting on the first flight back to Minnesota. 966 01:16:32.055 --> 01:16:34.791 Never coming back to Staten Island again. 967 01:16:37.460 --> 01:16:39.194 We get that a lot. 968 01:16:39.195 --> 01:16:41.529 Bro, she done lost her damn mind. 969 01:16:41.530 --> 01:16:42.931 I know, I know. 970 01:16:42.932 --> 01:16:45.233 Look, we need to warn the girls, all right? 971 01:16:45.234 --> 01:16:47.069 And then we got to get out of here. 972 01:16:49.338 --> 01:16:52.208 I've got all the flares on the ship right here. 973 01:16:53.542 --> 01:16:55.378 No help's coming, Pete. 974 01:16:58.147 --> 01:16:59.915 Our world is fucked. 975 01:16:59.916 --> 01:17:02.451 But Willie's world? 976 01:17:03.619 --> 01:17:05.621 It's the happiest place on Earth. 977 01:17:16.900 --> 01:17:18.433 Dom, aren't you a little old 978 01:17:18.434 --> 01:17:20.403 to be obsessed with a mischievous mouse? 979 01:17:24.240 --> 01:17:26.910 We're all a little mad here. 980 01:17:29.946 --> 01:17:31.714 This is Captain Willie's ship 981 01:17:31.715 --> 01:17:33.850 and you're all going down with it! 982 01:17:35.618 --> 01:17:37.987 Wait, wait, wait! Dom, Dom, Dom, listen. 983 01:17:39.488 --> 01:17:40.989 Captain Willie on deck. 984 01:17:44.127 --> 01:17:46.628 I did everything you asked, Captain. 985 01:17:46.629 --> 01:17:48.296 I-- I killed the engine. 986 01:17:48.297 --> 01:17:49.464 I locked the doors. 987 01:17:49.465 --> 01:17:52.101 The transponder is totally fried chicken. 988 01:18:07.516 --> 01:18:10.854 Argh! 989 01:18:12.355 --> 01:18:14.223 Let's go! Bro, get up, get up! 990 01:18:15.558 --> 01:18:17.526 Hey, go. Just go! 991 01:18:23.366 --> 01:18:25.700 Matteo, come on, we got to go! Go, go, go, go, go. 992 01:18:25.701 --> 01:18:27.469 Hey, ugly! 993 01:18:27.470 --> 01:18:29.005 Huh? 994 01:18:32.809 --> 01:18:34.342 Say cheese, motherfucker. 995 01:18:34.343 --> 01:18:35.912 - Ohh! - Oh, boy. 996 01:18:40.083 --> 01:18:41.084 Go! 997 01:18:43.352 --> 01:18:44.988 Oh! 998 01:18:55.231 --> 01:18:56.665 Are you okay? 999 01:19:06.876 --> 01:19:08.444 You all right, Matteo? 1000 01:19:12.381 --> 01:19:14.549 I don't think he made it, kid. 1001 01:19:14.550 --> 01:19:16.218 I'm going to get you out of here. 1002 01:19:16.219 --> 01:19:17.720 I promise. 1003 01:19:23.359 --> 01:19:27.230 Well, as the last member of the crew, 1004 01:19:29.398 --> 01:19:30.967 I guess that makes me captain. 1005 01:19:32.435 --> 01:19:34.736 Fuck me. 1006 01:19:40.743 --> 01:19:42.411 But a captain keeps his word. 1007 01:19:48.784 --> 01:19:51.019 I'm going to get you off this ship. 1008 01:19:53.722 --> 01:19:56.091 All right, quiet, little buddy. 1009 01:19:56.092 --> 01:19:57.860 I think that mouse is close. 1010 01:20:00.997 --> 01:20:02.065 Pete! 1011 01:20:03.299 --> 01:20:04.566 You guys okay? 1012 01:20:04.567 --> 01:20:05.934 Yeah. 1013 01:20:05.935 --> 01:20:07.802 Yeah, we're doing all right down here. 1014 01:20:07.803 --> 01:20:10.738 Got this guy watching my back. 1015 01:20:10.739 --> 01:20:11.907 Hey, Matteo. 1016 01:20:11.908 --> 01:20:13.441 We're going to get you guys out. 1017 01:20:13.442 --> 01:20:15.978 Hang on. We're going to move this stuff, okay? 1018 01:20:15.979 --> 01:20:18.246 All right, all right. I got you. 1019 01:20:25.254 --> 01:20:26.454 Yeah. 1020 01:20:26.455 --> 01:20:28.156 We're sinking down here. 1021 01:20:33.162 --> 01:20:35.763 Everything's stuck. And heavy. 1022 01:20:35.764 --> 01:20:36.932 That's not good. 1023 01:20:36.933 --> 01:20:38.833 Find some leverage. 1024 01:20:38.834 --> 01:20:39.968 Fast. 1025 01:20:46.375 --> 01:20:47.509 Ahh. 1026 01:20:47.510 --> 01:20:50.078 It's getting sort of moist down here, guys. 1027 01:20:50.079 --> 01:20:52.780 Okay, we're going to have to pull together, all right? 1028 01:20:52.781 --> 01:20:54.350 Ready? Push! 1029 01:21:05.294 --> 01:21:07.963 All right. I think we can fit through the hatch. 1030 01:21:07.964 --> 01:21:10.032 You're going to have to get on my shoulders, okay? 1031 01:21:10.033 --> 01:21:11.366 I'm gonna get you up there. 1032 01:21:11.367 --> 01:21:13.669 Come on, Matteo. Come on, buddy. 1033 01:21:14.904 --> 01:21:17.540 Here we go. 1, 2, 3. 1034 01:21:27.383 --> 01:21:29.517 Guys, it's in here with us! 1035 01:21:29.518 --> 01:21:31.354 Take the kid! 1036 01:21:45.201 --> 01:21:47.469 Come at me, you trash weasel! 1037 01:21:50.039 --> 01:21:52.040 Come on, let's go. Go, go, go. 1038 01:21:52.041 --> 01:21:53.475 It's okay. 1039 01:21:53.476 --> 01:21:55.044 Stay right here. 1040 01:22:01.650 --> 01:22:03.953 Pete! Hurry up! 1041 01:22:05.021 --> 01:22:06.854 I don't think so, darling. 1042 01:22:06.855 --> 01:22:08.291 I'm captain. 1043 01:22:09.292 --> 01:22:11.493 But if I'm going down with this ship, 1044 01:22:11.494 --> 01:22:13.596 this little fucker's coming with me. 1045 01:22:14.630 --> 01:22:15.563 Come on. 1046 01:22:38.887 --> 01:22:40.522 Fuck! 1047 01:22:40.523 --> 01:22:42.457 My brother drew that tattoo! 1048 01:22:42.458 --> 01:22:43.725 Pete! 1049 01:22:43.726 --> 01:22:45.193 Don't throw your life away. 1050 01:22:45.194 --> 01:22:46.929 Not for the Staten Island Ferry. 1051 01:22:48.631 --> 01:22:50.266 I'm not doing it for the ferry. 1052 01:22:54.970 --> 01:22:56.438 Pete! 1053 01:23:03.579 --> 01:23:05.580 Everybody, off the ship. 1054 01:23:05.581 --> 01:23:06.682 Captain's orders. 1055 01:23:07.783 --> 01:23:09.384 It's been an honor, Captain. 1056 01:23:09.385 --> 01:23:10.552 Fuck you. 1057 01:23:18.261 --> 01:23:19.994 Now your turn, partner. 1058 01:23:19.995 --> 01:23:21.597 Look at me! 1059 01:23:22.965 --> 01:23:24.066 This is our boat! 1060 01:23:25.934 --> 01:23:27.769 Come on. 1061 01:23:30.606 --> 01:23:32.307 Come on. Come on. Come on! 1062 01:23:33.342 --> 01:23:34.810 No! 1063 01:23:36.979 --> 01:23:39.382 - We have to go! Come on! - Pete! 1064 01:23:42.318 --> 01:23:44.019 Come on! 1065 01:23:54.863 --> 01:23:57.032 - Hey, come on! - Don't! 1066 01:24:04.240 --> 01:24:05.841 It looks so pretty. 1067 01:24:06.842 --> 01:24:08.643 And it's so close. 1068 01:24:08.644 --> 01:24:10.679 Like we could just swim there. 1069 01:24:12.748 --> 01:24:15.683 Pete died to give us a chance. We can't throw it away. 1070 01:24:15.684 --> 01:24:16.951 I'm done. 1071 01:24:16.952 --> 01:24:18.887 You're just exhausted. 1072 01:24:21.557 --> 01:24:23.691 Let me go find something to warm you up. 1073 01:25:20.883 --> 01:25:22.050 Willie isn't dead. 1074 01:25:23.252 --> 01:25:25.052 We need to get to the highest level. 1075 01:25:25.053 --> 01:25:27.088 Maybe somebody will find us before Willie does. 1076 01:25:27.089 --> 01:25:29.191 He just keeps coming. 1077 01:25:29.192 --> 01:25:30.858 Why? 1078 01:25:30.859 --> 01:25:34.096 What is it? What does he want? 1079 01:25:38.401 --> 01:25:40.067 My mom used to say, 1080 01:25:40.068 --> 01:25:42.838 "When all else fails, try love. 1081 01:25:52.515 --> 01:25:55.184 And always keep a weapon in your purse." 1082 01:25:58.421 --> 01:26:00.656 Your mom was a wise lady. 1083 01:26:06.962 --> 01:26:09.031 She must've been lost at sea. 1084 01:26:10.933 --> 01:26:13.268 That's why he's looking for her. 1085 01:26:13.269 --> 01:26:15.437 That's why he changed course. 1086 01:26:15.438 --> 01:26:18.306 Beautiful! Murder Mouse has a rat wife. 1087 01:26:18.307 --> 01:26:20.408 Can we please focus on the problem at hand? 1088 01:26:20.409 --> 01:26:23.145 The boat is sinking. We can't forget that. 1089 01:26:27.816 --> 01:26:29.485 Look at her skirt. 1090 01:26:34.323 --> 01:26:35.791 What are the chances? 1091 01:26:44.367 --> 01:26:45.533 I have an idea. 1092 01:26:45.534 --> 01:26:46.834 Okay, Selena, 1093 01:26:46.835 --> 01:26:48.670 you're disassociating from trauma. 1094 01:26:48.671 --> 01:26:51.138 - I need you to stay with me. - No, no, no. 1095 01:26:51.139 --> 01:26:53.007 No, I'm present. 1096 01:26:53.008 --> 01:26:54.976 I gotta go get something. 1097 01:26:54.977 --> 01:26:58.480 No, is it up? We have to go up. 1098 01:26:58.481 --> 01:26:59.947 Go. Take Matteo. 1099 01:26:59.948 --> 01:27:01.350 I am done running. 1100 01:27:03.386 --> 01:27:05.087 I'm gonna kill Steamboat Willie. 1101 01:27:06.522 --> 01:27:09.123 Again, totally unnecessary. 1102 01:27:09.124 --> 01:27:11.159 Trust me. I'll find you. 1103 01:27:13.161 --> 01:27:15.363 You better. Come on. 1104 01:27:28.544 --> 01:27:30.513 Please let there be scissors. 1105 01:27:36.585 --> 01:27:38.220 Oh, that's even better. 1106 01:27:41.590 --> 01:27:45.561 ♪ Waking up the monster ♪ 1107 01:27:48.597 --> 01:27:51.934 ♪ Waking up the monster ♪ 1108 01:27:55.270 --> 01:27:58.506 ♪ Waking up the monster ♪ 1109 01:27:58.507 --> 01:28:00.443 I'd crawl out of a sewer for me. 1110 01:28:02.545 --> 01:28:04.579 ♪ Waking up the monster ♪ 1111 01:28:19.728 --> 01:28:21.464 Okay, okay. 1112 01:28:25.734 --> 01:28:28.069 Wait. Oh, hey! 1113 01:28:28.070 --> 01:28:29.371 Hey! 1114 01:28:29.372 --> 01:28:30.605 Over here! 1115 01:28:30.606 --> 01:28:31.639 Hey! 1116 01:28:31.640 --> 01:28:33.808 Over here! Over here! 1117 01:28:33.809 --> 01:28:35.778 Hey! 1118 01:28:45.488 --> 01:28:47.088 Oh, no. Come on, kid. 1119 01:28:47.089 --> 01:28:48.456 Come on. 1120 01:28:48.457 --> 01:28:50.257 Hide right here. Don't move. 1121 01:28:50.258 --> 01:28:52.127 Get down. 1122 01:29:55.157 --> 01:29:57.492 Arrrrghhhh! 1123 01:30:02.030 --> 01:30:04.566 Willie! 1124 01:30:04.567 --> 01:30:07.201 Huh? 1125 01:30:07.202 --> 01:30:10.038 Willie. 1126 01:30:12.340 --> 01:30:17.412 Where is my rascally little stud? 1127 01:30:27.022 --> 01:30:28.457 What the... 1128 01:30:52.447 --> 01:30:54.882 There's my brave Willie. 1129 01:30:56.685 --> 01:30:58.753 Come to me. 1130 01:30:58.754 --> 01:31:00.656 Who loves you? 1131 01:31:02.958 --> 01:31:06.728 That's right. Just a little bit closer. 1132 01:31:06.729 --> 01:31:08.730 Oh. Oh. Oh. 1133 01:31:08.731 --> 01:31:12.635 Come and give me a kiss, you dapper darling. 1134 01:31:17.973 --> 01:31:19.241 Hmm? 1135 01:31:21.309 --> 01:31:22.276 Huh?! 1136 01:31:25.147 --> 01:31:27.115 Oh. Oh. 1137 01:31:31.419 --> 01:31:32.988 Amber, wake up! 1138 01:31:35.157 --> 01:31:37.526 Amber, I need you to get up. 1139 01:31:38.527 --> 01:31:40.127 Please, I need you. 1140 01:31:46.802 --> 01:31:49.236 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 1141 01:31:49.237 --> 01:31:50.572 Matteo! 1142 01:32:50.232 --> 01:32:51.398 Ha-ha! 1143 01:33:09.718 --> 01:33:10.752 Ohhh. 1144 01:33:30.038 --> 01:33:31.306 Ohh! 1145 01:33:48.123 --> 01:33:50.191 Hey, steamboat fuckface! 1146 01:33:50.192 --> 01:33:51.358 Huh? 1147 01:34:04.940 --> 01:34:06.640 Ha. Ha. 1148 01:34:06.641 --> 01:34:08.076 Ha-ha! 1149 01:34:17.585 --> 01:34:18.954 You're alive. 1150 01:34:22.490 --> 01:34:24.927 Perks of being an EMT. 1151 01:34:30.198 --> 01:34:31.733 Matteo! 1152 01:34:31.734 --> 01:34:33.634 We're coming to get you! 1153 01:34:33.635 --> 01:34:35.269 Just keep swimming! 1154 01:34:35.270 --> 01:34:37.639 Oh. He's gonna need therapy. 1155 01:34:39.374 --> 01:34:40.842 Look. 1156 01:34:46.514 --> 01:34:48.115 I can't wait to never step foot 1157 01:34:48.116 --> 01:34:50.452 on the Staten Island Ferry again. 1158 01:34:51.453 --> 01:34:52.686 I don't know. 1159 01:34:52.687 --> 01:34:54.322 Beats tunnel traffic. 1160 01:35:17.980 --> 01:35:20.215 Thank you for looking after my son. 1161 01:35:21.349 --> 01:35:22.950 Are we the only survivors? 1162 01:35:22.951 --> 01:35:25.553 For now. Yeah, but they're still searching. 1163 01:35:27.422 --> 01:35:29.024 Come on. Let's get you a blanket. 1164 01:35:31.493 --> 01:35:33.395 I cannot wait to go home. 1165 01:35:35.363 --> 01:35:37.464 Still thinking of catching that plane? 1166 01:35:37.465 --> 01:35:39.366 I don't know. 1167 01:35:39.367 --> 01:35:40.968 Really? 1168 01:35:40.969 --> 01:35:43.170 You're really gonna leave? 1169 01:35:43.171 --> 01:35:46.541 Move away after surviving all of this? 1170 01:35:47.509 --> 01:35:48.843 Shit. 1171 01:35:48.844 --> 01:35:52.080 If this doesn't make you a New Yorker, nothing will. 1172 01:35:54.016 --> 01:35:56.150 Suppose I can give your hometown one more shot. 1173 01:35:56.151 --> 01:35:57.551 Oh, honey. 1174 01:35:57.552 --> 01:35:59.121 I was born in Seattle. 1175 01:36:00.288 --> 01:36:01.588 Really? 1176 01:36:01.589 --> 01:36:03.524 Wait, you're not from here either? 1177 01:36:03.525 --> 01:36:06.527 You don't have to be from here to be from here. 1178 01:36:06.528 --> 01:36:07.829 You know? 1179 01:36:07.830 --> 01:36:10.564 Guess this city can't get rid of me that easily. 1180 01:36:10.565 --> 01:36:12.868 Not for lack of trying. 1181 01:36:16.872 --> 01:36:18.807 I do love the shine. 1182 01:36:20.542 --> 01:36:21.776 And the grime. 1183 01:36:31.553 --> 01:36:33.321 You found this in the water? 1184 01:36:41.063 --> 01:36:43.064 Anything can happen in New York. 1185 01:37:28.143 --> 01:37:29.211 Hmm? 1186 01:38:44.386 --> 01:38:45.819 Amber? 1187 01:38:45.820 --> 01:38:47.188 Selena? 1188 01:38:47.189 --> 01:38:48.589 Anyone hear me? 1189 01:38:48.590 --> 01:38:50.524 I need help! 1190 01:38:50.525 --> 01:38:52.226 Stuck down here! 1191 01:38:52.227 --> 01:38:54.061 Pete? 1192 01:38:54.062 --> 01:38:55.863 Fuck! 1193 01:38:57.199 --> 01:38:58.466 Hello? 1194 01:38:59.534 --> 01:39:01.335 Hey, Pete, can you hear me? 1195 01:39:01.336 --> 01:39:02.836 Pete, come in! 1196 01:39:06.941 --> 01:39:08.276 I'm coming, bro.