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<i>♪ We go, we go, we go,</i>
<i>we go every night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We know, we know, we know,</i>
<i>we know a good time ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We don't, we don't,</i>
<i>we don't ♪</i>

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Keys, keys, keys.

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<i>The reporter from</i>
<i>Fortune Magazine</i>

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<i>will be here at 9:00.</i>

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- Okay.
<i>- Your lunch is confirmed.</i>

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<i>And it's</i>
<i>Randall Cole's birthday.</i>

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<i>- Any genius gift ideas?</i>
- Let me think.

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Um, he is the chairman
of my board, so...

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<i>♪ That you can't deal with it ♪</i>

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Uh...

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- My floor seats.
- <i>Your floor seats.</i>

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<i>♪ Deal with it ♪</i>

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Housemates, is anybody up?

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I lost my keys at the club.

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<i>♪ Back of a police car </i>
<i>A free ride to the next bar ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're taking it too far ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We took it too far ♪</i>

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And please,
no more parking tickets.

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The fines, they're gonna
affect your credit score.

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Yeah, I got it.

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<i>♪ We go, we go, every night ♪</i>

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And no sampling the merchandise.

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- I'm not kidding.
- All right, Frank.

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<i>♪ I'm pretty sure</i>
<i>that you can't deal with it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Deal with it ♪</i>

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Morning.

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- Mm.
- L-love it, love it.

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Lose it.
Never admit you had it.

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Reporter's ready right
over there, down the hatch.

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Thank you.

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<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na</i>
<i>Deal with it ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na</i>
<i>Deal with it ♪</i>

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Frank's Woodfired,
hot and fresh!

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Enjoy.

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You know, it looks like
you're already

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set up with some kombucha.

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Curtis's mom home-makes it.

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- Everyone loves Beverly's Booch.
- Hm.

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- Hm.
- Shall we?

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<i>♪ Lights on, we roll up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make-up and undercuts ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Blap-blap-blap-blap,</i>
<i>blap it up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm pretty sure that</i>
<i>you can't deal with it ♪</i>

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BeScheduled isn't just
a calendar app.

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It's a lifestyle tool
that keeps you

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on time and on schedule.

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Like the cool kids say,
"FOMO no mo."

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Employees get a carbon offset
workspace, flex scheduling,

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and our Mother's Room
is available to anyone

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who needs a time out,
mother or not.

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Sounds like everything's
going as scheduled

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here at BeScheduled.

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- I see what you did there.
- Yep.

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So, no truth to the rumors,
the board is ousting you

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and replacing you
with Sadie Cole.

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What?

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Absolutely not.

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You're firing me...

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from the company that I founded

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and replacing me with
Randall's daughter?

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And no one here
has a problem with this?

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Subscriptions are down.

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You've had three bad quarters
in a row.

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Sadie resuscitated
Glamour Shack

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with-with her
friendship bracelet initiative.

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Her being my daughter
isn't the point.

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She has big, fresh ideas.

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You blocked me from my proposals

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to update
the web interface design.

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I am over here trying to
revitalize this brand,

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and you have blocked me
at every turn.

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It is the job of a board to
support its founder's vision,

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and you set me up to fail.

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We have a fiduciary
responsibility

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to our shareholders,

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and we've lost confidence
in you.

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As chairman,
I have to make tough decisions.

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Getting the stock price back up
is our primary concern.

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Every stock has
a down day, Randall.

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The board has the voting power
to remove you.

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It was unanimous.

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Even you, Margery?

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The first female fist
through the glass ceiling?

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Where is the sisterhood,
Margery?

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Your exit compensation package.

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No. No.

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Mm-mm. Mm-mm.

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I can't, um, it's fine.

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Aww, Megs.

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No crying in baseball.

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Actually, Randall,

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there is no crying
in basketball.

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Also, you no longer
validate parking.

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So, there.

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Oh, and you tell Sadie,
we are not friends.

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<i>♪ I'm busting out like</i>
<i>dynamite ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You ain't ready for that ♪</i>

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Hold on.
Aged out? Of what?

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Girl, I just sent you Randall's
press release about Sadie.

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Be strong.

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Ahh.

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"It's sad, Megan Moore
is an icon,

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but it's time she steps aside

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to let a new generation
revive the brand?"

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I'm only eight years
older than Sadie.

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We're both millennials.

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Randall's working overtime
to trash you.

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Says you've lost your touch.

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Yuki, what am I supposed to do?

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<i>I'm the best executive</i>
<i>recruiter around.</i>

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<i>Normally I could find</i>
<i>some moneybags backer</i>

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<i>for a new venture,</i>
<i>but you're radioactive.</i>

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<i>You need to lie low. </i>
<i>Let this blow over.</i>

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But all I do is work.

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I mean, who am I even

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if I'm not running a company?

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<i>Self-care.</i>
<i>Reconnect with old friends.</i>

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<i>Meditate. Volunteer.</i>

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Do people actually
do those things?

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No idea. Saw it on TikTok.

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Greg. Greg, hi.

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Megan Moore.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Long time no talk.

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Uh-huh.

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Mm-hmm. Oh, wow.

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Oh, three kids.

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Wow, Greg, you-you-you're
breaking up a little bit. I...

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A lot has happened to
my sophomore year roommate.

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How did every guy I ever dated
moved on already?

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<i>Hello and welcome</i>
<i>to the mindful movement.</i>

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<i>I'm Sarah Raymond,</i>
<i>and I invite you</i>

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<i>to make yourself comfortable.</i>

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No, there's no way
it's only been one minute.

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<i>Take a moment to pause.</i>

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<i>Bubble hopping is as simple as</i>
<i>getting out of your own</i>

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<i>bubble and getting to know</i>
<i>someone else</i>

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<i>from a different bubble.</i>
<i>Broaden your horizons.</i>

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<i>See things from another</i>
<i>person's point of view.</i>

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<i>Experience their day-to-day.</i>

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<i>Get out of your own boring rut.</i>

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That's it.

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Hey, the nice lady at the rescue

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said you all just need
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Easy-peasy, right?

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Oooh.

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Curtis, help!

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Help me, 911!

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Thank you for
rounding up the dogs.

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Sure. I didn't know
you cooked.

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Oh, I don't. I think these
spices came with the house.

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Do you think that
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alphabetically or
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You need a real project.

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Like, something you can
sink your claws into

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and shred to pieces and eat
the beating heart out off.

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You know, be yourself.

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Yes, I know.
But what?

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No. No, it's my mom. Nope.

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- You have a mom?
- Yes.

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I work very hard to keep Lois
out of my flight path.

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Lois? Years together,
I never knew this.

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Yes, well, if you ever met her
or my sister,

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you would understand why.

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You have a sister?

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Yep.

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I'm dizzy.

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Next you're gonna tell me
you have a dad.

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Oh, no. I don't.
He died when I was 13.

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Oh, thank God.

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His passing kind of
ruined my childhood.

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Sorry. Sorry.

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No, I meant more like,

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how much of your real life
have you kept hidden from me?

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Well, let's see.

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Uh, Izzy, sister,

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was a toddler
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My mom remarried, and Ken's
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who she's ever really known.

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- Ken?
- Mm-hmm.

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And they've been bothering me
to come over for dinner

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ever since I got fire...

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Fi...

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I can't do it.

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Ooh, it's Beverly's
turkey taco night.

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- Can I leave early?
- Yes, of course.

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Jealous you're so close
with your mom.

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Go. See your mom.

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Bring her the spices.

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Sorry. We already
gave at the office.

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Oh, that's...
Here we go.

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Kidding.

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- Fun.
- Come on in.

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- Hug.
- Hello.

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- Mm.
- Ohh.

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You know, I thought
you'd look more depressed.

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You sound disappointed.

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Well, it's okay
to show feelings.

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Have you been journaling?
Mourning gratitude?

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Are these the questions
I have to answer

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before I cross a troll bridge?

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Mom, Megan's here.

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Oh, a sight for sore eyes!

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The Meg!

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Dad, that's not the compliment
you think it is anymore.

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Very good to see you.
Ken, I brought you some spices.

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Oh, oh.

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Smells so good.

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Ooh, it's Friday.

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I'm making the ladies
Grown-Up Shirley Temples.

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- Uh-oh.
- On the rock.

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Wonderful.

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That Good Ship Lollipop goes
down smooth. Thank you, Ken.

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The bartender's on duty
all night.

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That sounds like
my firstborn child,

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but it couldn't be
because that would require

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she visit me ever.

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Feet off the sofa, Izz.

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Oh, poor, poor baby.

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I'm fine, it's fine.

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Ah. You know, I just thought
you might look

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a little more depressed.

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Why, thanks, mom.

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How are you? How have you been?

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Oh, well, I barely survived
last week.

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- What happened?
- My sciatica flared.

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But Izzy was my nursemaid,

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and we ordered an ice cream

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and watched
some cozy mysteries.

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Harrowing tale.
So glad you survived.

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Oh, goody, oh.

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The man's finished
fixing Izzy's car.

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Kenny, can you come pay him?

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Yes, yes, here I come.

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And there you go.

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Mm. Oh.

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Now that you have a new window

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and I put you on my phone plan,

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I just feel so much better
knowing you're safe, Izz.

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Thank you, mom, love you.

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Okay, you pay for Izzy's phone?

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Well, only since her old one
got stolen.

246
00:10:13.946 --> 00:10:15.323
Mm, yeah.

247
00:10:15.364 --> 00:10:16.866
I handed my purse to some girl

248
00:10:16.907 --> 00:10:18.743
in the bathroom line for,
like, one second.

249
00:10:18.784 --> 00:10:21.370
I'm so amazed that she
didn't steal your wallet.

250
00:10:21.412 --> 00:10:23.164
Oh, there's nothing in there
anyways.

251
00:10:23.205 --> 00:10:25.499
So, what else did I miss?

252
00:10:25.541 --> 00:10:28.919
Well, meeting Izzy's
new boyfriend, for one.

253
00:10:28.961 --> 00:10:31.130
Woody would be here, but he's
waiting to be bailed out.

254
00:10:31.172 --> 00:10:33.090
Hm.

255
00:10:33.132 --> 00:10:34.258
Of jail?

256
00:10:34.300 --> 00:10:36.260
Well, street art is his passion.

257
00:10:36.302 --> 00:10:37.762
He tried to make a run
for it, but you know,

258
00:10:37.803 --> 00:10:39.138
he's not a fitness guy.

259
00:10:46.979 --> 00:10:48.064
Hmm.

260
00:10:50.941 --> 00:10:54.445
<i>♪ Cool if we all live</i>
<i>out in the street ♪</i>

261
00:10:54.487 --> 00:10:55.696
Hey, dad.

262
00:10:55.738 --> 00:10:56.864
How's it going up there?

263
00:10:59.617 --> 00:11:01.827
You'd really like
the basketball this season.

264
00:11:02.912 --> 00:11:04.038
I think it's our year.

265
00:11:06.749 --> 00:11:12.713
<i>♪ Who am I to say? ♪</i>

266
00:11:12.755 --> 00:11:14.173
I'm finally relaxing

267
00:11:14.215 --> 00:11:16.592
after years of nose
to the grindstone.

268
00:11:16.634 --> 00:11:20.429
You know, one time in 2019,
I didn't sleep for three nights.

269
00:11:20.471 --> 00:11:22.640
- I did that at Burning Man.
- I was relaunching the app.

270
00:11:22.682 --> 00:11:24.392
- I was relaunching myself.
- Okay, well...

271
00:11:24.433 --> 00:11:26.811
...it is
not a competition, girls.

272
00:11:29.855 --> 00:11:31.649
Mm, Ken, tank's empty.

273
00:11:31.691 --> 00:11:33.025
These are delish, though.

274
00:11:33.067 --> 00:11:35.111
- What is the secret ingredient?
- Alcohol.

275
00:11:35.152 --> 00:11:38.030
You know, Megan, why don't you
let Ken make you some coffee?

276
00:11:38.072 --> 00:11:40.199
Blegh!

277
00:11:40.241 --> 00:11:42.159
You know, sweetie,
now that you're not

278
00:11:42.201 --> 00:11:43.911
so busy with
work all the time--

279
00:11:43.953 --> 00:11:46.247
Actually, I'm very busy.
I'm volunteering at a doghouse.

280
00:11:46.288 --> 00:11:48.082
It's a shelter.
It's a doghouse shelter.

281
00:11:48.124 --> 00:11:50.251
Well, maybe you two sisters
could hang out.

282
00:11:50.292 --> 00:11:51.585
Sisters.

283
00:11:51.627 --> 00:11:52.753
- Nothing like sis--
- Ken?

284
00:11:52.795 --> 00:11:54.004
- Coffee.
- Yeah.

285
00:11:54.046 --> 00:11:56.632
- I love dog rescues.
- Sure.

286
00:11:56.674 --> 00:11:58.843
I mean, it is a good idea, mom.

287
00:11:58.884 --> 00:12:02.972
But I could never take your
little Izzy Wizzy away from you.

288
00:12:03.013 --> 00:12:05.558
What are you-what are you
talking about?

289
00:12:05.599 --> 00:12:08.477
Guys, do not make me say it.

290
00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:10.730
You're completely codependent.

291
00:12:10.771 --> 00:12:13.441
And Izzy, I love you,
but you have no ability

292
00:12:13.482 --> 00:12:14.984
to take care of yourself.

293
00:12:15.025 --> 00:12:17.570
Mom and K-dog just
swoop in and fix everything.

294
00:12:17.611 --> 00:12:20.990
Okay, you know what?
Izzy is just finding her path.

295
00:12:21.031 --> 00:12:23.951
Path? She's almost 30.
It's a road to nowhere.

296
00:12:23.993 --> 00:12:25.202
You know what?
That's enough, Megan.

297
00:12:25.244 --> 00:12:26.620
I'm sorry.

298
00:12:26.662 --> 00:12:28.581
Kid, you got a lot of potential.

299
00:12:28.622 --> 00:12:30.708
And you wanna know something,
if you let me

300
00:12:30.750 --> 00:12:32.668
I could turn your life
right around.

301
00:12:32.710 --> 00:12:34.044
I would run it
like a corporation,

302
00:12:34.086 --> 00:12:35.921
and you would be a big success.

303
00:12:35.963 --> 00:12:38.257
- Huge.
- Ken, please.

304
00:12:38.299 --> 00:12:40.634
I mean, Megan makes
solid points.

305
00:12:40.676 --> 00:12:43.012
I wanna thank you for that
backup, K-Dog. I really do.

306
00:12:43.053 --> 00:12:45.055
But mom's right,
and I should call a ride share.

307
00:12:45.097 --> 00:12:46.682
No, I'll drive you.

308
00:12:46.724 --> 00:12:48.934
I don't like you riding in cars
with strangers.

309
00:12:48.976 --> 00:12:50.144
Hmm.

310
00:12:50.186 --> 00:12:51.896
The Ken-pire strikes back.

311
00:12:51.937 --> 00:12:53.314
Here we go.
Thank you.

312
00:12:53.355 --> 00:12:55.774
Thank you for dinner.
Okay.

313
00:12:55.816 --> 00:12:59.904
Sweetie, she's just
going through a rough time.

314
00:12:59.945 --> 00:13:01.572
She's venting.

315
00:13:11.707 --> 00:13:13.542
Oh.

316
00:13:13.584 --> 00:13:15.961
Okay, okay, I'm coming.
I'm coming.

317
00:13:16.003 --> 00:13:16.962
Okay.

318
00:13:19.673 --> 00:13:23.385
Hi. Uh, if we're about to slap
fight, could we do it outside?

319
00:13:23.427 --> 00:13:24.970
The cleaners were just here.

320
00:13:26.222 --> 00:13:28.766
Oh, oh, oh, Iz, Iz, Iz...

321
00:13:28.807 --> 00:13:31.101
If this is about last night,
I didn't mean it.

322
00:13:31.143 --> 00:13:33.145
No, you did mean it.

323
00:13:33.187 --> 00:13:34.730
Okay, I did,
but in much more of, like,

324
00:13:34.772 --> 00:13:36.273
an inside voice kind of a way.

325
00:13:36.315 --> 00:13:39.235
You were right. I am almost 30.
I'm freaking out.

326
00:13:39.276 --> 00:13:41.779
I'm not together. I'm a wreck.
I'm not perfect like you.

327
00:13:41.821 --> 00:13:43.155
No, no, no.
I never said I was perfect.

328
00:13:43.197 --> 00:13:44.573
Okay, the last 12 hours

329
00:13:44.615 --> 00:13:46.450
since your speech has been
a journey.

330
00:13:46.492 --> 00:13:48.953
Bigger than when I went to
that sound bath in Joshua Tree

331
00:13:48.994 --> 00:13:50.746
and I saw the space wolf.

332
00:13:50.788 --> 00:13:52.414
I need coffee for this.

333
00:13:52.456 --> 00:13:54.917
I'm freaking out.
I need your help.

334
00:13:54.959 --> 00:13:56.710
There was a lot of cocktail
involved in that.

335
00:13:56.752 --> 00:13:59.380
Yeah, cocktails tell the truth.
In Vegas, <i>Veritas.</i>

336
00:13:59.421 --> 00:14:01.048
Or whatever that saying is.

337
00:14:02.341 --> 00:14:05.094
Run my life like a corporation.

338
00:14:05.135 --> 00:14:07.263
Make me your project.
Make decisions for me.

339
00:14:07.304 --> 00:14:08.931
Make me a success like you.

340
00:14:08.973 --> 00:14:10.933
I'm just...

341
00:14:10.975 --> 00:14:13.519
not really a success
right now, Iz, okay?

342
00:14:13.561 --> 00:14:15.813
Just ask my former
board of directors.

343
00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:21.318
I will do anything you say.

344
00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:22.319
Promise.

345
00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:27.950
You really do mean this,
don't you?

346
00:14:27.992 --> 00:14:31.579
Uh, mom did say
she wanted us to hang out.

347
00:14:31.620 --> 00:14:33.497
Okay, no, wait. Nope, I get it.

348
00:14:33.539 --> 00:14:36.542
I get it now. You're just
substituting out mom with me.

349
00:14:36.584 --> 00:14:38.419
- Nope.
- No. Y-you could have help.

350
00:14:38.460 --> 00:14:40.212
You could have support,
like, what if you built, like,

351
00:14:40.254 --> 00:14:41.964
a little board of
directors thingy, okay?

352
00:14:42.006 --> 00:14:44.967
Or, like, just, like,
a really supportive board.

353
00:14:45.009 --> 00:14:46.760
I mean,
it's not the worst idea.

354
00:14:46.802 --> 00:14:48.596
What?
Did I just have a good idea?

355
00:14:48.637 --> 00:14:49.889
I could see it, actually.

356
00:14:49.930 --> 00:14:52.766
Uh, life coach by committee.

357
00:14:52.808 --> 00:14:56.145
A team of people to guide you,
set you up for success,

358
00:14:56.186 --> 00:14:58.105
help you learn to stand
on your own two feet.

359
00:14:58.147 --> 00:15:00.899
Yes, that. That's what I need.
I need that.

360
00:15:00.941 --> 00:15:04.278
I mean, it's so crazy.
It kind of just might work.

361
00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:06.238
So, uh, who do we
put on this board?

362
00:15:07.364 --> 00:15:08.991
Oh, I know someone perfect.

363
00:15:09.033 --> 00:15:11.118
- Mom.
- No, absolutely not.

364
00:15:11.160 --> 00:15:12.369
Mom is...

365
00:15:12.411 --> 00:15:14.330
Izzy, mom is half the problem.

366
00:15:14.371 --> 00:15:15.539
We cannot even tell mom
about this.

367
00:15:15.581 --> 00:15:17.291
But we share everything.

368
00:15:17.333 --> 00:15:19.084
She's gonna smell the secret on
me like onion bagel breath.

369
00:15:19.126 --> 00:15:22.296
Izzy! It is time to
cut the apron strings.

370
00:15:22.338 --> 00:15:23.714
- What does that even mean?
- Okay.

371
00:15:23.756 --> 00:15:25.215
It-it just means no mom.

372
00:15:25.257 --> 00:15:26.675
You have to promise me.

373
00:15:29.178 --> 00:15:31.138
I saw you just cross your
fingers behind your back.

374
00:15:31.180 --> 00:15:32.514
How old are we, Izzy?

375
00:15:32.556 --> 00:15:34.850
Okay, thank you.

376
00:15:34.892 --> 00:15:36.644
- Was that so hard?
- Hmm.

377
00:15:36.685 --> 00:15:38.979
Okay, let me book us
some office space.

378
00:15:39.021 --> 00:15:41.231
Oh, I know,
we can use that place, uh,

379
00:15:41.273 --> 00:15:43.067
Lilypadd, that co-work place
that went under.

380
00:15:43.108 --> 00:15:45.194
It'll be perfect.
There's nobody there.

381
00:15:45.235 --> 00:15:48.405
And I will find
our board of directors.

382
00:15:48.447 --> 00:15:50.240
Just you leave it to me.

383
00:15:52.826 --> 00:15:57.247
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
There it is.

384
00:16:00.125 --> 00:16:02.795
Hey, that was mine.

385
00:16:02.836 --> 00:16:05.464
<i>♪ Going mad, so ecstatic ♪</i>

386
00:16:05.506 --> 00:16:08.801
<i>♪ Way too cool</i>
<i>Cash in cash out ♪</i>

387
00:16:13.305 --> 00:16:16.266
Izzy, no, no,
don't you dare double dip.

388
00:16:16.308 --> 00:16:18.435
Did you just double dare me
to do it?

389
00:16:18.477 --> 00:16:19.812
Don't eat the hummus.

390
00:16:19.853 --> 00:16:21.772
We're ready to go.
Music cue's all loaded.

391
00:16:21.814 --> 00:16:23.691
Great. Entertaining her
is gonna be key.

392
00:16:26.902 --> 00:16:28.362
All right.

393
00:16:28.404 --> 00:16:30.030
Izzy, come have a seat.

394
00:16:35.202 --> 00:16:36.704
Why would you...
Okay.

395
00:16:36.745 --> 00:16:37.955
It's a nice assortment.

396
00:16:40.207 --> 00:16:44.545
All right. Well, without
any further ado...

397
00:16:44.586 --> 00:16:47.339
Isobel Alexandra Moore,
are you ready

398
00:16:47.381 --> 00:16:51.093
to meet
your new board of directors?

399
00:16:51.135 --> 00:16:54.596
You are familiar with her work
if you've seen my wardrobe.

400
00:16:54.638 --> 00:16:58.767
- A queen of fashion.
- Professional stylist. Jila.

401
00:17:04.565 --> 00:17:06.108
She's like a supermodel.

402
00:17:06.150 --> 00:17:07.735
She loves a fixer-upper.

403
00:17:10.821 --> 00:17:14.032
Uh, it's not giving.

404
00:17:14.074 --> 00:17:15.659
- It's taking.
- Taking?

405
00:17:15.701 --> 00:17:18.287
- I love an impossible challenge.
- Okay.

406
00:17:18.328 --> 00:17:21.081
Next up, we have retired CPA,

407
00:17:21.123 --> 00:17:24.334
small business owner,
and kitten rescue advocate...

408
00:17:24.376 --> 00:17:27.129
Your current boss, Frank.

409
00:17:32.760 --> 00:17:34.428
Frank, you're in on this.

410
00:17:34.470 --> 00:17:36.513
Rooting for you, baby.

411
00:17:36.555 --> 00:17:39.224
- Boom.
- Oh, you little softie.

412
00:17:39.266 --> 00:17:41.351
Frank wants you to find
your financial footing

413
00:17:41.393 --> 00:17:44.688
and a new career far away
from his pizza business.

414
00:17:44.730 --> 00:17:46.231
Far away.

415
00:17:46.273 --> 00:17:48.317
Okay, our next board member

416
00:17:48.358 --> 00:17:52.029
is the author of an extremely
popular e-mail newsletter

417
00:17:52.070 --> 00:17:54.198
on love and relationships,

418
00:17:54.239 --> 00:17:55.699
Soulxercise.

419
00:17:55.741 --> 00:17:57.076
Patsy!

420
00:17:57.117 --> 00:17:58.577
Izzy's childhood babysitter.

421
00:18:06.335 --> 00:18:10.506
Izzy bear, come in
for a smother.

422
00:18:10.547 --> 00:18:11.715
Ah!

423
00:18:11.757 --> 00:18:13.801
Izzy was a lovable terror

424
00:18:13.842 --> 00:18:15.803
who always went through
my purse.

425
00:18:15.844 --> 00:18:17.930
I'm excited to see
who she'll become.

426
00:18:19.306 --> 00:18:20.599
Okay.

427
00:18:20.641 --> 00:18:23.352
There's one more person
who's late.

428
00:18:23.393 --> 00:18:25.104
Not impressing me.

429
00:18:25.145 --> 00:18:26.647
Curtis, I thought
you screened this guy.

430
00:18:26.688 --> 00:18:29.441
I did. He was the best
applicant from online.

431
00:18:29.483 --> 00:18:31.985
Also the only one who wasn't
totally bananas.

432
00:18:32.027 --> 00:18:34.446
Right. Uh, pardon.

433
00:18:34.488 --> 00:18:36.990
Every responsible board must
recruit an independent director,

434
00:18:37.032 --> 00:18:39.409
meaning someone who has no
personal stake in the company,

435
00:18:39.451 --> 00:18:42.621
so I'm afraid we can't
really proceed until we...

436
00:18:42.663 --> 00:18:43.997
Oh.

437
00:18:47.376 --> 00:18:49.670
Ah, the parking thief.

438
00:18:49.711 --> 00:18:51.421
The bubble-hopping guy?

439
00:18:51.463 --> 00:18:54.675
Dominic Hayes, chair of
psychology at Rossmore College.

440
00:18:54.716 --> 00:18:56.885
So, she's a fan of my videos.

441
00:18:56.927 --> 00:18:58.387
I wouldn't say a fan,

442
00:18:58.428 --> 00:19:01.431
more of a algorithmically
accidental viewer.

443
00:19:01.473 --> 00:19:03.142
And that parking spot was
fair game.

444
00:19:03.183 --> 00:19:05.727
Uh, why did you respond
to the ad?

445
00:19:05.769 --> 00:19:08.105
A person's life
ran like a corporation.

446
00:19:08.146 --> 00:19:09.857
Never hopped into
that kind of bubble.

447
00:19:09.898 --> 00:19:11.108
Bring it on.

448
00:19:18.949 --> 00:19:21.201
Hey!

449
00:19:21.243 --> 00:19:23.871
Hello, fellow board members.

450
00:19:23.912 --> 00:19:25.581
I am Megan, Izzy's sister,

451
00:19:25.622 --> 00:19:27.958
and the chairperson
of this board. Hmm?

452
00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:30.085
Yes, with a question already.

453
00:19:30.127 --> 00:19:32.212
Yeah, I thought
the role of chairperson

454
00:19:32.254 --> 00:19:33.547
is something we all vote on.

455
00:19:33.589 --> 00:19:35.299
Right.

456
00:19:35.340 --> 00:19:36.884
Robert's Rules of Order

457
00:19:36.925 --> 00:19:38.260
will be followed by this board.

458
00:19:38.302 --> 00:19:39.344
Curtis, are you taking minutes?

459
00:19:39.386 --> 00:19:41.221
- Always am.
- Great.

460
00:19:41.263 --> 00:19:42.973
Then I formally propose

461
00:19:43.015 --> 00:19:45.434
that I be chairperson
of this board,

462
00:19:45.475 --> 00:19:46.977
unless, of course,
anyone else thinks

463
00:19:47.019 --> 00:19:49.271
that they are better suited
for the job.

464
00:19:49.313 --> 00:19:50.647
Not me.

465
00:19:50.689 --> 00:19:52.441
All in favor, say "aye."
Aye.

466
00:19:52.482 --> 00:19:53.817
There, we voted.

467
00:19:53.859 --> 00:19:55.068
- You happy?
- Yeah.

468
00:19:55.110 --> 00:19:56.612
Good.

469
00:19:56.653 --> 00:19:57.905
Now, let's get started.

470
00:19:57.946 --> 00:20:01.450
Izzy, what do you want
out of life?

471
00:20:01.491 --> 00:20:05.037
I, um, I wanna be
able to afford nice stuff.

472
00:20:05.078 --> 00:20:06.663
Gorgeous stuff.

473
00:20:06.705 --> 00:20:08.415
Um, I would love hair,

474
00:20:08.457 --> 00:20:10.542
like they have
in the shampoo commercials.

475
00:20:10.584 --> 00:20:13.295
And a boyfriend who's not gonna
sell my TV for burrito money.

476
00:20:13.337 --> 00:20:15.047
How about for calzone money?

477
00:20:15.088 --> 00:20:17.758
- Goals. Limited...
- Mhm.

478
00:20:17.799 --> 00:20:20.469
- ...but nonetheless, goals.
- Mm-hmm.

479
00:20:20.510 --> 00:20:24.222
Okay, now, our primary objective

480
00:20:24.264 --> 00:20:26.016
is to ensure that we improve

481
00:20:26.058 --> 00:20:29.353
the overall trajectory
of Izzy's life.

482
00:20:29.394 --> 00:20:30.771
Our core value,

483
00:20:30.812 --> 00:20:33.148
make sure that Izzy's
best interests

484
00:20:33.190 --> 00:20:34.775
are front and center.

485
00:20:34.816 --> 00:20:36.193
All in favor, say "aye."

486
00:20:36.234 --> 00:20:37.611
Aye.

487
00:20:37.653 --> 00:20:39.238
Wonderful.

488
00:20:39.279 --> 00:20:43.075
Izzy, do you promise
to follow the objectives

489
00:20:43.116 --> 00:20:45.243
set forward
by your board of directors?

490
00:20:47.120 --> 00:20:48.288
I do.

491
00:20:49.873 --> 00:20:51.375
- Yeah, there.
- That's...

492
00:20:51.416 --> 00:20:53.335
Wow.

493
00:20:53.377 --> 00:20:54.711
Curtis strike that
from the minutes.

494
00:20:54.753 --> 00:20:56.296
The minutes shall reflect

495
00:20:56.338 --> 00:20:58.799
that this board has
officially been formed.

496
00:20:58.840 --> 00:21:00.634
I'll send you those bylaws
later.

497
00:21:00.676 --> 00:21:03.136
All right, on to
committee assignments.

498
00:21:03.178 --> 00:21:05.514
Jila, branding and marketing.

499
00:21:05.555 --> 00:21:08.016
Frank, finance
and strategic planning.

500
00:21:08.058 --> 00:21:09.142
You got it.

501
00:21:09.184 --> 00:21:10.602
Patsy did you just hit

502
00:21:10.644 --> 00:21:12.437
40 years married to Al?

503
00:21:12.479 --> 00:21:14.314
And still snuggling like
newlyweds.

504
00:21:14.356 --> 00:21:15.607
Okay,
your committee's definitely

505
00:21:15.649 --> 00:21:17.150
relationship management.

506
00:21:17.192 --> 00:21:18.485
If everyone doesn't already

507
00:21:18.527 --> 00:21:20.195
have BeScheduled
on their phone...

508
00:21:20.237 --> 00:21:21.655
- Download it.
- Download it.

509
00:21:21.697 --> 00:21:22.781
I'll be sending
calendar invites for

510
00:21:22.823 --> 00:21:23.782
everyone's individual

511
00:21:23.824 --> 00:21:25.325
presentations.

512
00:21:25.367 --> 00:21:28.412
As for
our psychology professor...

513
00:21:28.453 --> 00:21:31.373
Right, yes.
He's our unbiased observer.

514
00:21:31.415 --> 00:21:32.916
He's responsible for evaluating

515
00:21:32.958 --> 00:21:35.460
if the board is generally
on the right track.

516
00:21:35.502 --> 00:21:38.338
And your unpaid attendance
is mandatory.

517
00:21:38.380 --> 00:21:39.631
Well, it's a good thing

518
00:21:39.673 --> 00:21:41.591
my workload is
light this semester.

519
00:21:41.633 --> 00:21:43.593
So, what's your
committee assignment?

520
00:21:43.635 --> 00:21:45.637
Operations oversight.

521
00:21:45.679 --> 00:21:47.180
I will make sure
that best practices

522
00:21:47.222 --> 00:21:49.641
are used for all
of our deliverables.

523
00:21:49.683 --> 00:21:51.601
Now, our deadline.

524
00:21:51.643 --> 00:21:53.895
Izzy's 30th birthday.

525
00:21:53.937 --> 00:21:56.315
I know what you're thinking.
It's only three months away.

526
00:21:56.356 --> 00:21:57.983
- Good luck with that.
- No problem for me.

527
00:21:58.025 --> 00:22:00.068
- Three months.
- So, we can do this.

528
00:22:00.110 --> 00:22:01.445
With our guidance,

529
00:22:01.486 --> 00:22:04.031
her world will be overhauled.

530
00:22:04.072 --> 00:22:06.450
We can help her master
the life skills needed

531
00:22:06.491 --> 00:22:09.161
to be profitable and successful.

532
00:22:09.202 --> 00:22:10.704
Let's do it.

533
00:22:10.746 --> 00:22:12.247
Go, Izzy.

534
00:22:12.289 --> 00:22:13.749
On that note,
meeting adjourned.

535
00:22:13.790 --> 00:22:15.584
We can do it.

536
00:22:15.625 --> 00:22:18.211
<i>Per ushe,</i>
<i>I'm a miracle worker.</i>

537
00:22:18.253 --> 00:22:21.006
Troy Graves, nepo baby
to the Graves oil dynasty,

538
00:22:21.048 --> 00:22:23.967
is looking to impress daddy
by investing in startups.

539
00:22:24.009 --> 00:22:27.512
And he wants to hear what
new app ideas you're cooking up.

540
00:22:27.554 --> 00:22:29.931
Seriously, I'm on his radar?

541
00:22:29.973 --> 00:22:31.850
<i>He's new to this</i>
<i>and isn't in Randall's world</i>

542
00:22:31.892 --> 00:22:33.477
<i>of petty business politics.</i>

543
00:22:33.518 --> 00:22:36.021
<i>All he needed to hear</i>
<i>was how smart you are.</i>

544
00:22:36.063 --> 00:22:38.565
Well, I am working
on a personal project,

545
00:22:38.607 --> 00:22:40.984
sort of a full-life makeover
of my sister.

546
00:22:41.026 --> 00:22:43.528
- Really? Is that a thing?
- Yeah, yeah.

547
00:22:43.570 --> 00:22:45.238
The app idea would be

548
00:22:45.280 --> 00:22:47.407
crowdsourcing your
most important decisions.

549
00:22:47.449 --> 00:22:50.202
Uh, tagline,
"Life coach by committee.

550
00:22:50.243 --> 00:22:52.245
Choose the right people
and you can't go wrong."

551
00:22:52.287 --> 00:22:54.373
I love it. Get your pitch
together. I'll circle back.

552
00:22:59.211 --> 00:23:01.880
Now, you all know me as Frank,

553
00:23:01.922 --> 00:23:03.965
an easygoing, kitten-loving,

554
00:23:04.007 --> 00:23:07.427
master of the Woodfired
Pizza Oven.

555
00:23:07.469 --> 00:23:10.055
But before I invested
my retirement funds

556
00:23:10.097 --> 00:23:12.557
into making gourmet pies,

557
00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:14.184
I was Frank,

558
00:23:14.226 --> 00:23:15.977
the accountant.

559
00:23:16.019 --> 00:23:19.022
- Dark lord of numbers.
- Oooh.

560
00:23:19.064 --> 00:23:21.358
Now, Izzy,

561
00:23:21.400 --> 00:23:22.776
how do you do your taxes?

562
00:23:22.818 --> 00:23:24.486
Frank, doesn't the cash register

563
00:23:24.528 --> 00:23:25.654
at work just add that
automatically?

564
00:23:25.695 --> 00:23:27.906
He means
income taxes, sweet pea.

565
00:23:27.948 --> 00:23:30.700
You know, I give you
a W-2 every January.

566
00:23:30.742 --> 00:23:32.494
Oh, yes, and I always say
thank you.

567
00:23:32.536 --> 00:23:35.747
Curtis, check the IRS database
for outstanding warrants.

568
00:23:35.789 --> 00:23:39.000
Excuse me. Um, do you
even track your spending?

569
00:23:39.042 --> 00:23:41.503
Oh, no, of course I do.
I have a whole system.

570
00:23:41.545 --> 00:23:43.171
Oh, I even brought it.

571
00:23:46.174 --> 00:23:49.052
Shoe boxes for shoe receipts.

572
00:23:49.094 --> 00:23:53.682
And then the takeout box is
full of all the delivery orders.

573
00:23:55.851 --> 00:23:56.852
And...

574
00:23:59.813 --> 00:24:01.481
You know, I think
that's just recycling.

575
00:24:01.523 --> 00:24:04.776
Okay, uh, uh,
before we learn how to budget,

576
00:24:04.818 --> 00:24:07.070
we're gonna learn
a new sentence, kitty cat.

577
00:24:07.112 --> 00:24:09.489
"I can't afford it."

578
00:24:09.531 --> 00:24:11.783
You can say it.
"I can't afford it."

579
00:24:11.825 --> 00:24:14.786
- I don't wanna say that.
- Come on, Izzy, you agreed.

580
00:24:16.246 --> 00:24:17.956
- Can I have a bathroom break?
- Later.

581
00:24:18.915 --> 00:24:20.000
I...

582
00:24:21.418 --> 00:24:23.670
can't...

583
00:24:25.463 --> 00:24:26.923
afford--

584
00:24:26.965 --> 00:24:28.925
It's a start,
and we'll work on it.

585
00:24:28.967 --> 00:24:31.636
Okay.

586
00:24:34.389 --> 00:24:36.141
You really did get
the best spot.

587
00:24:36.183 --> 00:24:37.434
I'm strategic.

588
00:24:37.476 --> 00:24:38.852
Can't leave these things
to chance.

589
00:24:38.894 --> 00:24:41.062
Ah, practical life motto.

590
00:24:41.104 --> 00:24:42.522
I go after what I want,

591
00:24:42.564 --> 00:24:44.065
trying to be a good example
to Izzy.

592
00:24:44.107 --> 00:24:45.817
Uh-huh, is that why
you're doing this?

593
00:24:45.859 --> 00:24:47.235
What do you mean?

594
00:24:47.277 --> 00:24:48.695
The psychologist
in me wonders

595
00:24:48.737 --> 00:24:50.197
what you're getting out of this.

596
00:24:50.238 --> 00:24:51.448
Helping my sister.

597
00:24:53.116 --> 00:24:54.784
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

598
00:24:57.245 --> 00:24:59.247
After doing
a thorough evaluation

599
00:24:59.289 --> 00:25:01.541
of Izzy's current inventory...

600
00:25:01.583 --> 00:25:03.293
Oh, not my bridesmaid's
Cabo dress.

601
00:25:03.335 --> 00:25:04.836
She said we'll wear it all
again.

602
00:25:04.878 --> 00:25:08.131
I've been through
four boyfriends in those jeans.

603
00:25:08.173 --> 00:25:10.675
Those are my custom-made
roller skates.

604
00:25:12.052 --> 00:25:14.179
Classic.
In a retro way.

605
00:25:14.221 --> 00:25:16.223
- We keep.
- Thank you. Mm-hmm.

606
00:25:17.265 --> 00:25:19.017
Those are working clothes.

607
00:25:19.059 --> 00:25:21.228
Those would be great on working
women. They'd get a leg up.

608
00:25:21.269 --> 00:25:24.606
Mermaids don't have legs.

609
00:25:24.648 --> 00:25:27.901
One woman's trash is another
woman's Halloween costume.

610
00:25:27.943 --> 00:25:31.613
I'm focusing on maximizing
our ROI.

611
00:25:31.655 --> 00:25:33.156
I won't wear camping clothes.

612
00:25:33.198 --> 00:25:34.866
ROI means return on investment.

613
00:25:34.908 --> 00:25:36.660
I still won't wear
camping clothes.

614
00:25:36.701 --> 00:25:41.665
I motion rebranding Izzy in
affordable, classic clothing.

615
00:25:41.706 --> 00:25:43.208
Ooh, I second.

616
00:25:48.255 --> 00:25:49.881
Wow.

617
00:25:51.466 --> 00:25:53.426
All of this was
in your car trunk?

618
00:25:53.468 --> 00:25:56.638
Sample sale rejects.
Budget-friendly designer.

619
00:25:56.680 --> 00:25:57.931
Budget-friendly...

620
00:25:59.683 --> 00:26:01.351
- Is this a real--
- Yes.

621
00:26:02.227 --> 00:26:03.895
Welcome to my world.

622
00:26:22.330 --> 00:26:23.456
Ooh.

623
00:26:23.498 --> 00:26:25.417
The show will now begin.

624
00:26:25.458 --> 00:26:26.626
- Oh.
- Oh!

625
00:26:26.668 --> 00:26:28.378
Ah, look at you, Izzy.

626
00:26:28.420 --> 00:26:31.715
Izzy, looks fantastic.
Oh my God, how fabulous.

627
00:26:38.388 --> 00:26:39.889
Izzy, you,

628
00:26:39.931 --> 00:26:42.642
you look beautiful.

629
00:26:42.684 --> 00:26:46.229
Okay, today we are whiteboarding
Izzy's new career prospects.

630
00:26:46.271 --> 00:26:49.232
- Take it away, Frank.
- Thank you, Megan.

631
00:26:49.274 --> 00:26:52.277
I present Izzy's
career options.

632
00:26:55.780 --> 00:26:58.867
Are you even interested
in these fields?

633
00:26:58.908 --> 00:27:00.660
Uh, esthetician sounds fun.

634
00:27:00.702 --> 00:27:02.454
Oh, I fainted
during ear piercing.

635
00:27:02.495 --> 00:27:05.749
Well, let's brainstorm careers
that don't involve needles.

636
00:27:05.790 --> 00:27:08.418
Izzy, larger question.
What's your passion in life?

637
00:27:08.460 --> 00:27:10.211
Work should bring you joy.

638
00:27:10.253 --> 00:27:12.672
Nope, she's had enough
joy. That's why we're all here.

639
00:27:12.714 --> 00:27:14.174
Uh, Curtis, would you mind

640
00:27:14.215 --> 00:27:15.842
reading back the minutes
from our first meeting

641
00:27:15.884 --> 00:27:17.469
about Izzy's goals?

642
00:27:17.510 --> 00:27:20.722
- "I wanna afford nice stuff--"
- That-that's enough.

643
00:27:20.764 --> 00:27:23.767
- Iz, is that still true?
- Yeah, yeah.

644
00:27:23.808 --> 00:27:25.352
Okay, let's work
backwards from there.

645
00:27:26.436 --> 00:27:28.313
Okay, here we go.

646
00:27:28.355 --> 00:27:30.273
There is no money
in ear piercing.

647
00:27:30.315 --> 00:27:33.276
Half the people in my gym think
that they're also yoga teachers,

648
00:27:33.318 --> 00:27:35.779
and I am not even addressing
clown school.

649
00:27:35.820 --> 00:27:38.948
We need to work with
Izzy's core competencies,

650
00:27:38.990 --> 00:27:40.492
so I drew up a resume.

651
00:27:40.533 --> 00:27:42.077
Curtis,
if you could please?

652
00:27:42.118 --> 00:27:44.954
This is what will get Izzy
the dream job.

653
00:27:47.582 --> 00:27:49.959
"Most recent job,
senior provisions courier,

654
00:27:50.001 --> 00:27:51.294
Frank's Woodfired Pizza?"

655
00:27:51.336 --> 00:27:52.796
I upscaled it a little.

656
00:27:52.837 --> 00:27:54.339
"Branding sales associate,

657
00:27:54.381 --> 00:27:55.924
Nation One Health Services."

658
00:27:55.965 --> 00:27:58.426
Hm, I handed out sunscreen
at Coachella

659
00:27:58.468 --> 00:27:59.886
once and got a free ticket.

660
00:27:59.928 --> 00:28:03.014
Aren't these kind of a stretch?

661
00:28:03.056 --> 00:28:06.184
Yeah, well, they're kind of
a stretch that worked.

662
00:28:06.226 --> 00:28:08.103
My recruiter friend Yuki
just got Iz

663
00:28:08.144 --> 00:28:10.355
an interview this Thursday
to be the receptionist

664
00:28:10.397 --> 00:28:12.315
to a new art gallery.

665
00:28:12.357 --> 00:28:14.359
Well, I don't know
anything about art.

666
00:28:14.401 --> 00:28:16.861
Oh, don't worry, honey,
nobody does.

667
00:28:16.903 --> 00:28:20.281
No. Okay, Frank will go over
interview techniques with you.

668
00:28:20.323 --> 00:28:22.283
Next action item,

669
00:28:22.325 --> 00:28:26.079
Izzy's social media makeover
is complete.

670
00:28:26.121 --> 00:28:28.915
- That's nice.
- Oh, that's so pretty and clean.

671
00:28:28.957 --> 00:28:30.834
Megan had me scatter in
some socially relevant

672
00:28:30.875 --> 00:28:32.377
inspirational quotes.

673
00:28:32.419 --> 00:28:35.213
There's a Marilyn Monroe.
Goddess.

674
00:28:35.255 --> 00:28:37.006
"Give a girl
the right pair of shoes

675
00:28:37.048 --> 00:28:38.550
and she can conquer the world."

676
00:28:38.591 --> 00:28:39.926
Oh, come on.

677
00:28:39.968 --> 00:28:40.969
Marilyn Monroe was the most

678
00:28:41.010 --> 00:28:42.762
fake-quoted woman in history.

679
00:28:42.804 --> 00:28:44.264
- Says who?
- Bette Midler?

680
00:28:44.305 --> 00:28:45.557
- The one who said that?
- What?

681
00:28:45.598 --> 00:28:47.183
"Hocus Pocus 2?"

682
00:28:47.225 --> 00:28:48.560
- Okay.
- "What Women Want."

683
00:28:48.601 --> 00:28:50.645
The point is,
it's inspirational.

684
00:28:50.687 --> 00:28:53.481
And clearly getting a lot of
likes. Double tap.

685
00:28:56.276 --> 00:28:57.277
Yes!

686
00:29:03.616 --> 00:29:05.618
So Izzy doesn't know
we're coming?

687
00:29:05.660 --> 00:29:07.245
As head of operations oversight,

688
00:29:07.287 --> 00:29:09.205
I'm leading this unscheduled
field trip

689
00:29:09.247 --> 00:29:11.499
to check on compliance.
Incognito.

690
00:29:11.541 --> 00:29:13.209
In secret?
I don't know.

691
00:29:13.251 --> 00:29:15.628
Trust is a cornerstone
to a relationship.

692
00:29:15.670 --> 00:29:17.964
True, but with any kitten
I rescue,

693
00:29:18.006 --> 00:29:21.050
I consider the soul
behind the meow.

694
00:29:21.092 --> 00:29:22.760
Frank, you contain multitudes.

695
00:29:22.802 --> 00:29:24.429
I can't believe I'm about to see
my handiwork at work.

696
00:29:24.471 --> 00:29:26.222
Izzy did land this job
on her own.

697
00:29:26.264 --> 00:29:28.057
What do you mean, with my fake
resume or Frank's coaching?

698
00:29:28.099 --> 00:29:29.559
Give her a little credit.
I'll get it.

699
00:29:29.601 --> 00:29:32.312
- Oh. After you.
- Here. You first.

700
00:29:32.353 --> 00:29:33.730
- Why are you making this weird?
- Because I can.

701
00:29:33.771 --> 00:29:34.898
Just let a guy
open the door for you

702
00:29:34.939 --> 00:29:36.232
with no strings attached.

703
00:29:42.363 --> 00:29:44.949
Hi. Thanks for coming.
If you like anything...

704
00:29:47.660 --> 00:29:49.245
Hello,
Artist Community Gallery.

705
00:29:49.287 --> 00:29:51.456
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.

706
00:29:51.498 --> 00:29:54.876
No, mm-mm,
that one is sold. Mm-hmm.

707
00:29:54.918 --> 00:29:57.128
- There she is.
- Ah, a receptionist in the wild.

708
00:29:57.170 --> 00:29:59.297
Yeah, you know what?
Maybe we'll get another.

709
00:29:59.339 --> 00:30:01.466
No, yeah, no, that's
not how it works, is it?

710
00:30:01.508 --> 00:30:03.259
Okay.
All right, we'll talk later.

711
00:30:03.301 --> 00:30:05.762
- Thank you.
- Hmm.

712
00:30:05.804 --> 00:30:07.847
I don't care about
whatever this is, but these

713
00:30:07.889 --> 00:30:09.390
colors would look great on Izzy.

714
00:30:09.432 --> 00:30:11.768
You know, I bet
if I could do her colors,

715
00:30:11.809 --> 00:30:13.311
I bet she's a spring.

716
00:30:14.813 --> 00:30:16.356
- You're in my spot.
- What?

717
00:30:16.397 --> 00:30:18.399
Possession is 9/10ths of the
law. Move it, tiny.

718
00:30:24.364 --> 00:30:25.573
I could do that.

719
00:30:27.075 --> 00:30:29.577
Wait. Could I do that?

720
00:30:32.664 --> 00:30:34.457
I mean, what even is this?

721
00:30:34.499 --> 00:30:37.001
It's art.
Someone's life dream.

722
00:30:37.043 --> 00:30:38.002
Hmm.

723
00:30:39.420 --> 00:30:41.881
I admire the embracement
of vacuous space

724
00:30:41.923 --> 00:30:43.299
and uncertainty here.

725
00:30:43.341 --> 00:30:45.927
Note to self,
explore this theme

726
00:30:45.969 --> 00:30:47.887
in a series of calzones.

727
00:30:48.721 --> 00:30:50.848
Hm. Hello, here.

728
00:30:55.353 --> 00:30:57.855
Megan?

729
00:30:57.897 --> 00:30:59.816
- Ooh.
- Megan?

730
00:30:59.857 --> 00:31:02.277
- Mom?
- What is going on here?

731
00:31:02.318 --> 00:31:03.820
Oh, sweetheart, here I was,

732
00:31:03.862 --> 00:31:05.864
so worried
that your social media

733
00:31:05.905 --> 00:31:07.865
had been hacked by A.I.

734
00:31:07.907 --> 00:31:10.827
But, no, this, uh, this looks
like it's the real deal.

735
00:31:10.868 --> 00:31:14.622
Abort mission. We've been
compromised. I repeat, abort.

736
00:31:14.664 --> 00:31:16.749
This outfit.
Izzy, wow.

737
00:31:16.791 --> 00:31:19.502
That is not your usual
mix-and-match coordinates

738
00:31:19.544 --> 00:31:21.963
from the mall. It's gorgeous.

739
00:31:22.005 --> 00:31:24.048
Is it real designer?

740
00:31:24.090 --> 00:31:26.926
Yeah, no, it actually is,
believe it or not.

741
00:31:26.968 --> 00:31:29.220
Uh, mom,
what are you doing here?

742
00:31:29.262 --> 00:31:31.681
- Well, what are you doing here?
- What are you both doing here?

743
00:31:31.723 --> 00:31:33.349
I was tracking Izzy on her phone

744
00:31:33.391 --> 00:31:35.101
because I don't know where
you've been lately.

745
00:31:35.143 --> 00:31:38.354
You certainly do go to some
empty office building a lot.

746
00:31:38.396 --> 00:31:40.982
Uh-huh,
those are the Lilypadd offices,

747
00:31:41.024 --> 00:31:42.358
and they hold
sample sales there.

748
00:31:42.400 --> 00:31:44.193
- Hmm.
- Which explains Izzy's new look.

749
00:31:44.235 --> 00:31:45.403
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.

750
00:31:45.445 --> 00:31:47.405
And a new job, apparently.

751
00:31:47.447 --> 00:31:49.032
Mom, what did you
mean by tracked?

752
00:31:49.073 --> 00:31:52.160
I put the Family Scan app
on Izzy's new phone.

753
00:31:52.201 --> 00:31:54.037
It's just a silly GPS thing.

754
00:31:54.078 --> 00:31:57.040
Of course, Ken,
he thinks I'm a worrywart.

755
00:31:57.081 --> 00:32:00.126
But like Sally Field,
"Not without my daughter."

756
00:32:00.168 --> 00:32:02.003
Aw.
Mom, you track us?

757
00:32:02.045 --> 00:32:04.172
No, not Megan.

758
00:32:04.213 --> 00:32:06.174
Unless you want me to,
sweetheart.

759
00:32:06.215 --> 00:32:07.800
No, I don't.

760
00:32:07.842 --> 00:32:09.969
Uh, mom, we should probably let
Izzy get back to work.

761
00:32:10.011 --> 00:32:12.055
Well, what about dinner?

762
00:32:12.096 --> 00:32:14.932
I mean, your poor baby sister,
she's got to eat.

763
00:32:14.974 --> 00:32:16.142
I'm buying.

764
00:32:17.310 --> 00:32:19.520
I'm sorry. Have we met?

765
00:32:19.562 --> 00:32:21.022
Uh, Dominic Hayes.

766
00:32:21.064 --> 00:32:22.357
- Oh.
- Yeah.

767
00:32:22.398 --> 00:32:25.818
- Oh. You two are together.
- No.

768
00:32:25.860 --> 00:32:29.447
- I'm a fellow art lover.
- Megan, he's adorbs.

769
00:32:29.489 --> 00:32:33.409
Maybe we should all just
go to <i>Monsieur</i> Frog's Bistro.

770
00:32:33.451 --> 00:32:34.827
Oh, and, Izzy, you forgot

771
00:32:34.869 --> 00:32:36.954
our appointment,
so I just came here.

772
00:32:36.996 --> 00:32:38.790
Mom and I have this, uh,
tradition

773
00:32:38.831 --> 00:32:40.833
where we go to bridal boutiques
and we try on dresses

774
00:32:40.875 --> 00:32:42.710
and drink free champagne.

775
00:32:42.752 --> 00:32:45.338
Uh-huh. What? Oh, you can't tell
me that's real.

776
00:32:45.380 --> 00:32:47.590
- It is if you're engaged.
- But why?

777
00:32:47.632 --> 00:32:49.050
Can't a mother dream?

778
00:32:49.092 --> 00:32:51.177
I mean, you girls are
not getting any younger,

779
00:32:51.219 --> 00:32:53.429
and I want grandchildren.

780
00:32:53.471 --> 00:32:55.181
- Uh, bu...
- I...

781
00:32:55.223 --> 00:32:57.183
- Yes, you should definitely...
- Right. Uh, you know what?

782
00:32:57.225 --> 00:33:00.478
Sorry, mom. Um, I have to take
this really seriously.

783
00:33:00.520 --> 00:33:03.314
Aw. Oh, uh...
Maybe...

784
00:33:03.356 --> 00:33:05.692
All right, mom, we should
probably let her. Come on.

785
00:33:05.733 --> 00:33:08.653
We can't see any art? That's a
very nice one, isn't it?

786
00:33:08.695 --> 00:33:10.363
- It's wonderful.
- It's beautiful.

787
00:33:13.658 --> 00:33:15.201
Mom, there you are.

788
00:33:15.243 --> 00:33:17.161
Look, the bad news is

789
00:33:17.203 --> 00:33:19.247
Izzy cannot be
your on-call play date anymore,

790
00:33:19.288 --> 00:33:21.833
but the good news is
you can stop paying her bills.

791
00:33:21.874 --> 00:33:24.419
Well, moms like to be
needed sometimes.

792
00:33:24.460 --> 00:33:26.587
I understand, but please
stop tempting her

793
00:33:26.629 --> 00:33:28.172
and sabotaging her new career.

794
00:33:29.841 --> 00:33:32.051
So, Dominic,

795
00:33:32.093 --> 00:33:34.137
how long have you
and Megan known each other?

796
00:33:34.178 --> 00:33:35.930
- Not long. A few weeks.
- Mm-hmm.

797
00:33:35.972 --> 00:33:38.057
Oh, and what do you do?

798
00:33:38.099 --> 00:33:39.684
Uh, please, mom,
no interrogation.

799
00:33:39.726 --> 00:33:41.310
Well, excuse me for being

800
00:33:41.352 --> 00:33:43.271
curious about your life, Megan.

801
00:33:43.312 --> 00:33:44.355
Would be the first time.

802
00:33:44.397 --> 00:33:45.815
Ah.

803
00:33:45.857 --> 00:33:48.776
So, you know, I do have
that dinner rezzie.

804
00:33:48.818 --> 00:33:50.862
How about all three of us
go together?

805
00:33:50.903 --> 00:33:54.157
Actually, we have a whole kind
of art crawl thing happening,

806
00:33:54.198 --> 00:33:55.241
so we can't make it.

807
00:33:55.283 --> 00:33:56.659
It's a lovely offer, Lois.

808
00:33:56.701 --> 00:33:58.327
- Little rain check?
- You betcha.

809
00:33:58.369 --> 00:34:00.580
So good to see you, mom.
Get, get home safe.

810
00:34:00.621 --> 00:34:01.914
Okay.

811
00:34:01.956 --> 00:34:03.541
Goodbye.

812
00:34:03.583 --> 00:34:05.543
Lois does not know
anything about the board,

813
00:34:05.585 --> 00:34:07.170
and it has to stay that way.

814
00:34:07.211 --> 00:34:10.423
- Why? She seems delightful.
- She is. She's lovely.

815
00:34:10.465 --> 00:34:13.509
And she and Izzy are BFFs,
but she totally coddles her.

816
00:34:13.551 --> 00:34:15.845
And apparently they go on
a weird secret shopping trip.

817
00:34:15.887 --> 00:34:18.097
The fake wedding dressing
actually sounds fun.

818
00:34:18.139 --> 00:34:19.515
I mean, free champagne?

819
00:34:19.557 --> 00:34:21.684
Wouldn't know.
I've never been invited.

820
00:34:21.726 --> 00:34:23.144
Aha.

821
00:34:23.186 --> 00:34:24.979
Now, we're getting somewhere.

822
00:34:25.021 --> 00:34:26.355
What does that mean?

823
00:34:27.565 --> 00:34:29.275
Oh, no. Oh, no.

824
00:34:29.317 --> 00:34:31.027
Do not do that
psychology thing

825
00:34:31.068 --> 00:34:32.737
where you make me
answer my own questions,

826
00:34:32.779 --> 00:34:35.156
because I am not jealous
about being left out at all.

827
00:34:35.198 --> 00:34:37.366
It's understandable if you are.

828
00:34:37.408 --> 00:34:39.202
Look, I think your mom
wants to hang.

829
00:34:39.243 --> 00:34:41.329
This is me.

830
00:34:41.370 --> 00:34:43.122
Of course it is.
Right out the front.

831
00:34:43.164 --> 00:34:44.373
- Hmm.
- Let me.

832
00:34:44.415 --> 00:34:45.374
Hey.

833
00:34:50.755 --> 00:34:52.006
I'm fine.

834
00:34:56.219 --> 00:34:59.138
Curtis,
whiteboard and lights.

835
00:35:01.099 --> 00:35:04.310
Our missy here is
romantically on board.

836
00:35:04.352 --> 00:35:06.479
Her little ship's
tossing at the sea

837
00:35:06.521 --> 00:35:09.440
because she can't find
a reliable port to drop anchor.

838
00:35:11.317 --> 00:35:14.487
Okay, yeah, when you see them
bunch together like bad bananas.

839
00:35:14.529 --> 00:35:16.739
Baby, you want a bow,
not a barnacle.

840
00:35:16.781 --> 00:35:18.074
Let's fish for a keeper.

841
00:35:18.115 --> 00:35:20.034
Way to commit
to the nautical theme.

842
00:35:20.076 --> 00:35:23.412
Thanks, Frank. Al and I met
on a holiday cocktail cruise.

843
00:35:23.454 --> 00:35:25.665
The ocean is
a metaphor for love.

844
00:35:25.706 --> 00:35:28.709
So I motion this pearl
ditch her oyster shell

845
00:35:28.751 --> 00:35:30.253
and find someone new.

846
00:35:30.294 --> 00:35:31.546
I second that motion.

847
00:35:31.587 --> 00:35:33.130
Time to get on the soul-crushing

848
00:35:33.172 --> 00:35:34.173
dating apps.

849
00:35:34.215 --> 00:35:35.842
Eh, I don't know.

850
00:35:35.883 --> 00:35:39.345
I think Izzy should meet
a man doing things she loves.

851
00:35:39.387 --> 00:35:42.056
You know, like traffic school
or doubling back

852
00:35:42.098 --> 00:35:43.975
to get
free grocery store samples.

853
00:35:44.016 --> 00:35:45.935
Yeah, but that's how she
met all the bad bananas.

854
00:35:45.977 --> 00:35:47.103
Oh, yeah, not true.

855
00:35:47.144 --> 00:35:48.229
Woody and I met in line at the

856
00:35:48.271 --> 00:35:50.648
porta potty for Lollapalooza.

857
00:35:50.690 --> 00:35:51.983
All right,
we need to get practical.

858
00:35:52.024 --> 00:35:53.734
Treat finding love

859
00:35:53.776 --> 00:35:57.488
like finding that one
perfect pair of jeans.

860
00:35:57.530 --> 00:36:01.284
They look good, they feel good,
they're just right.

861
00:36:01.325 --> 00:36:05.705
All of my online readers
swear by truelovesmatch.com.

862
00:36:05.746 --> 00:36:08.666
All right, so all in favor
of online dating say "aye."

863
00:36:08.708 --> 00:36:10.960
- Aye.
- Nah.

864
00:36:11.002 --> 00:36:12.420
He enjoys volleyball,

865
00:36:12.461 --> 00:36:14.964
camping, and making
authentic Thai food.

866
00:36:15.006 --> 00:36:18.050
- Let's meet Zach!
- No!

867
00:36:18.092 --> 00:36:19.969
Oh, I'm still getting lost
in his eyes.

868
00:36:20.011 --> 00:36:21.971
He cut himself out from an
old photo with an ex-girlfriend.

869
00:36:22.013 --> 00:36:24.056
- He's clearly not over her.
- Exactly.

870
00:36:24.098 --> 00:36:26.976
It takes one second
to take a new selfie.

871
00:36:27.018 --> 00:36:28.811
If there's another arm
in the photo, it's attached

872
00:36:28.853 --> 00:36:30.479
to the hand he wishes
he was holding.

873
00:36:30.521 --> 00:36:32.481
- Mm-hmm.
- Maybe it's his sister.

874
00:36:32.523 --> 00:36:34.567
- Or a friend.
- It's not.

875
00:36:34.609 --> 00:36:36.694
Bullet dodged. Next.

876
00:36:36.736 --> 00:36:38.404
All right,
let's move on to Stephen.

877
00:36:38.446 --> 00:36:39.989
He's a doctor who once revived

878
00:36:40.031 --> 00:36:41.657
a heart attack victim
on an airplane.

879
00:36:41.699 --> 00:36:44.035
Sounds promising-ish.
Let's see him.

880
00:36:45.912 --> 00:36:48.122
Is that supposed to be
his niece?

881
00:36:48.164 --> 00:36:50.708
- Babysitting?
- Maybe it's his own bambina.

882
00:36:50.750 --> 00:36:52.043
Oh, I can't be a stepmom.

883
00:36:52.084 --> 00:36:53.461
Online dating is such

884
00:36:53.502 --> 00:36:55.254
a needle-in-a-haystack approach.

885
00:36:55.296 --> 00:36:57.173
Right? That's why I
deleted my dating app.

886
00:36:57.215 --> 00:37:00.051
Same. It's just
a big bait-and-switch.

887
00:37:00.092 --> 00:37:02.428
What if we
reverse-engineered this,

888
00:37:02.470 --> 00:37:05.139
figured out
what the ideal mate is?

889
00:37:05.181 --> 00:37:07.642
I like your blue-sky thinking.
Let's make a list.

890
00:37:07.683 --> 00:37:09.226
- Meg loves a list.
- Mm-hmm.

891
00:37:09.268 --> 00:37:11.312
Like, for me,
my ideal mate has to be funny.

892
00:37:11.354 --> 00:37:13.064
Yes. Sense of humor is a must.

893
00:37:13.105 --> 00:37:15.858
And they should also be
at least a little bit handy.

894
00:37:15.900 --> 00:37:18.569
Like, they could build
a medium-level difficulty desk.

895
00:37:18.611 --> 00:37:20.571
Exactly,
like, owns an Allen-wrench

896
00:37:20.613 --> 00:37:22.239
and isn't afraid of
a little DIY.

897
00:37:22.281 --> 00:37:24.951
Yes. And they have to be
a basketball fan, of course.

898
00:37:24.992 --> 00:37:26.827
Oh, 100%. Did you catch the game
the other night?

899
00:37:26.869 --> 00:37:28.287
Legendary.

900
00:37:28.329 --> 00:37:30.206
And, you know, just somebody who
you feel like

901
00:37:30.248 --> 00:37:31.832
you can be yourself around.
Someone...

902
00:37:31.874 --> 00:37:34.210
someone you can confide in.

903
00:37:34.251 --> 00:37:36.337
Yeah, someone who
genuinely listens.

904
00:37:36.379 --> 00:37:38.089
Yeah, someone who thinks

905
00:37:38.130 --> 00:37:39.757
you're pretty great
just the way you are.

906
00:37:41.300 --> 00:37:43.260
Can we get the boat
back on course?

907
00:37:43.302 --> 00:37:44.887
I'm getting seasick.

908
00:37:44.929 --> 00:37:46.973
While you two were
so cutely sidetracked

909
00:37:47.014 --> 00:37:48.975
with DIY and basketball,

910
00:37:49.016 --> 00:37:53.187
Izzy picked Carson, a finance
wizard who's into tennis,

911
00:37:53.229 --> 00:37:55.064
Japanese whiskey,
and Taylor Swift,

912
00:37:55.106 --> 00:37:57.566
but only because his nieces
twisted his arm.

913
00:37:57.608 --> 00:37:59.277
And Patsy already messaged him.

914
00:37:59.318 --> 00:38:01.320
Wow. Okay.

915
00:38:01.362 --> 00:38:02.905
He just asked me out
for tonight.

916
00:38:02.947 --> 00:38:05.408
Uh, wow. Wait, Patsy,
what did you...

917
00:38:06.701 --> 00:38:07.827
Don't wanna know.

918
00:38:07.868 --> 00:38:09.704
Well, that felt quick, but, uh,

919
00:38:09.745 --> 00:38:12.206
all in favor of Izzy
dating Carson, say "aye."

920
00:38:12.248 --> 00:38:14.333
- Aye.
- Nah.

921
00:38:14.375 --> 00:38:16.669
Just don't like the guy.
Bad vibes.

922
00:38:16.711 --> 00:38:19.171
- Oh, Frank.
- It's a fine option.

923
00:38:19.213 --> 00:38:22.675
<i>♪ How I'm supposed to act ♪</i>

924
00:38:22.717 --> 00:38:27.304
<i>♪ I got a nosebleed</i>
<i>straight away ♪</i>

925
00:38:27.346 --> 00:38:30.433
<i>♪ He hadn't even told me</i>
<i>his name ♪</i>

926
00:38:30.474 --> 00:38:33.728
<i>♪ And the blood smeared</i>
<i>on my face ♪</i>

927
00:38:35.354 --> 00:38:37.189
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh, blind date ♪</i>

928
00:38:40.735 --> 00:38:44.322
<i>♪ He was cool though</i>
<i>He was cool though ♪</i>

929
00:38:44.363 --> 00:38:47.950
<i>♪ Helped me get cleaned up ♪</i>

930
00:38:47.992 --> 00:38:51.579
<i>♪ We made very</i>
<i>We made very ♪</i>

931
00:38:51.620 --> 00:38:53.748
<i>♪ Very small talk ♪</i>

932
00:38:55.916 --> 00:38:59.795
<i>♪ To the picture house ♪</i>

933
00:38:59.837 --> 00:39:03.007
<i>♪ I was a wreck ♪</i>

934
00:39:05.176 --> 00:39:07.845
Professor Hayes with
a crescent wrench in the...

935
00:39:07.887 --> 00:39:09.597
- Upstairs bathroom.
- Upstairs bathroom.

936
00:39:14.226 --> 00:39:17.104
Hey, uh, thank you so much
for coming over to help out.

937
00:39:17.146 --> 00:39:18.731
Yeah, no worries.

938
00:39:18.773 --> 00:39:20.608
I was just at home grading
papers tonight anyway.

939
00:39:20.649 --> 00:39:22.151
- Hmm.
- Exciting, huh?

940
00:39:22.193 --> 00:39:23.277
Oh, yeah.

941
00:39:23.319 --> 00:39:24.612
Almost as exciting as my night

942
00:39:24.653 --> 00:39:26.781
of wine and doom scrolling.

943
00:39:26.822 --> 00:39:29.408
Speaking of, uh,
grading papers,

944
00:39:29.450 --> 00:39:31.702
why a professor of psychology?

945
00:39:31.744 --> 00:39:32.828
You really wanna know?

946
00:39:32.870 --> 00:39:34.747
Yes, I do wanna know.

947
00:39:34.789 --> 00:39:38.876
Well, I'm fascinated about
what makes people tick.

948
00:39:38.918 --> 00:39:40.169
What motivates us.

949
00:39:40.211 --> 00:39:42.338
- Why we do what we do.
- Hm.

950
00:39:42.380 --> 00:39:44.715
I moved to America,
got a Ph.D. in psych,

951
00:39:44.757 --> 00:39:46.759
but quickly realized I didn't
wanna be a therapist.

952
00:39:46.801 --> 00:39:48.010
Why not?

953
00:39:48.052 --> 00:39:49.553
I enjoy the research.

954
00:39:49.595 --> 00:39:52.139
Exploring the big picture
and the teaching.

955
00:39:52.181 --> 00:39:54.308
Gives me
a healthy work-life balance.

956
00:39:54.350 --> 00:39:56.519
Oh, right, yeah,
like, uh, grading papers

957
00:39:56.560 --> 00:39:58.604
on a Saturday night
kind of work-life balance.

958
00:39:58.646 --> 00:40:01.440
Ouch.
Madame Wine-and-Doomscroll.

959
00:40:03.526 --> 00:40:05.653
Wait a minute.
Uh-huh.

960
00:40:07.238 --> 00:40:08.864
Your rubber gasket's shot.

961
00:40:08.906 --> 00:40:11.367
Ooh, I have more of those.

962
00:40:11.409 --> 00:40:15.162
Sometimes when
I'm at Hardware Hamlet,

963
00:40:15.204 --> 00:40:17.498
I like to stock up.

964
00:40:17.540 --> 00:40:19.667
- Yeah, me too.
- Hmm.

965
00:40:22.294 --> 00:40:24.422
Here we go.
Okay.

966
00:40:24.463 --> 00:40:26.465
- And...
- And...

967
00:40:26.507 --> 00:40:28.008
<i>Voila.</i>

968
00:40:28.050 --> 00:40:29.760
Oh, that is perfect. Thank you.

969
00:40:29.802 --> 00:40:31.846
I really appreciate
you coming over.

970
00:40:31.887 --> 00:40:33.848
I didn't think
you'd text me back.

971
00:40:33.889 --> 00:40:36.058
Didn't even think you really
liked me very much.

972
00:40:36.100 --> 00:40:37.601
Well, you stole my parking spot.

973
00:40:37.643 --> 00:40:39.270
You cannot get over that,
can you?

974
00:40:40.438 --> 00:40:42.690
Yeah, I, uh, I have to admit,

975
00:40:42.731 --> 00:40:46.652
I've, um, never met anyone like
you before. It's refreshing.

976
00:40:46.694 --> 00:40:49.697
You've, uh, certainly rocked me
out of my bubble.

977
00:40:49.738 --> 00:40:51.031
Happy to help out.

978
00:40:52.992 --> 00:40:56.287
But I am recording the game
if you, you know, wanted to...

979
00:40:56.328 --> 00:40:59.165
Oh, uh, you're inviting me
to watch the game?

980
00:40:59.206 --> 00:41:01.208
Well, I mean, you're
the psychology professor,

981
00:41:01.250 --> 00:41:02.668
so you tell me.

982
00:41:02.710 --> 00:41:03.711
Sure.

983
00:41:04.879 --> 00:41:07.214
Yay!

984
00:41:07.256 --> 00:41:10.885
<i>♪ Live a little not worry</i>
<i>about a damn thing ♪</i>

985
00:41:10.926 --> 00:41:14.263
<i>♪ Red eyes long sights ♪</i>

986
00:41:14.305 --> 00:41:16.640
<i>♪ Get a little</i>
<i>I deserve... ♪</i>

987
00:41:21.145 --> 00:41:22.938
What's here?

988
00:41:22.980 --> 00:41:24.732
A surprise.

989
00:41:24.773 --> 00:41:25.983
♪ <i>Na na na na na na ♪</i>

990
00:41:26.025 --> 00:41:27.109
<i>♪ Great Escape ♪</i>

991
00:41:27.151 --> 00:41:29.612
<i>♪ Na na na na na na ♪</i>

992
00:41:35.659 --> 00:41:37.119
Ta-da!

993
00:41:37.161 --> 00:41:39.747
- It's yours.
- What?

994
00:41:39.788 --> 00:41:43.042
- Oh, no way.
- Thought you'd like it.

995
00:41:43.083 --> 00:41:45.419
No, no, no, no way.
As in, I can't afford this.

996
00:41:45.461 --> 00:41:47.671
- See? I practiced.
- Hmm.

997
00:41:47.713 --> 00:41:48.923
Actually, you can.

998
00:41:48.964 --> 00:41:50.466
Well, I technically
paid the deposit

999
00:41:50.507 --> 00:41:51.634
and the first six months' rent,

1000
00:41:51.675 --> 00:41:53.219
but, uh, think of it as a gift

1001
00:41:53.260 --> 00:41:55.554
to get you out of that
roommate situation.

1002
00:41:55.596 --> 00:41:57.473
Plus, if you
stick to the budget

1003
00:41:57.514 --> 00:42:00.434
that we drew up for you,
you absolutely can afford it

1004
00:42:00.476 --> 00:42:03.979
with this fancy new gallery job.

1005
00:42:04.021 --> 00:42:05.731
Okay.

1006
00:42:05.773 --> 00:42:07.942
I will move in
under one condition.

1007
00:42:07.983 --> 00:42:09.026
Mm.

1008
00:42:09.068 --> 00:42:10.444
- Lunch with mom.
- No.

1009
00:42:10.486 --> 00:42:12.988
Why not?
You are too hard on her.

1010
00:42:13.030 --> 00:42:15.950
I'm not too a-anything
on her, Iz. I'm not.

1011
00:42:15.991 --> 00:42:19.411
Okay, well I miss her
and I think

1012
00:42:19.453 --> 00:42:21.956
if we do spend a little time
with her, then

1013
00:42:21.997 --> 00:42:24.541
maybe she wouldn't try to track
me down like she did before.

1014
00:42:24.583 --> 00:42:26.418
Okay, that's fair.

1015
00:42:26.460 --> 00:42:29.338
Oh, and you guys
can meet my new man.

1016
00:42:29.380 --> 00:42:31.966
Do you mean Carson?

1017
00:42:32.007 --> 00:42:35.761
- Izzy, that's very fast.
- We've been out twice.

1018
00:42:35.803 --> 00:42:37.471
You know, Carson talks
a lot about work

1019
00:42:37.513 --> 00:42:39.181
and you know I know
it's very important

1020
00:42:39.223 --> 00:42:40.849
because I don't understand
a word he's saying.

1021
00:42:40.891 --> 00:42:42.434
That's not true, Iz.

1022
00:42:42.476 --> 00:42:44.478
- No, it is. Wait till you see.
- Okay.

1023
00:42:44.520 --> 00:42:47.815
What I mean is
Izzy, you're very smart.

1024
00:42:47.856 --> 00:42:49.316
I got a negative on my SAT.

1025
00:42:49.358 --> 00:42:50.442
I didn't know that was possible.

1026
00:42:50.484 --> 00:42:51.819
When you don't show up, it is.

1027
00:42:51.860 --> 00:42:54.280
Okay, anyway, I am very much

1028
00:42:54.321 --> 00:42:55.698
looking forward
to meeting Carson.

1029
00:42:55.739 --> 00:42:57.074
It's really good
to meet someone

1030
00:42:57.116 --> 00:42:59.034
who opens your world up.

1031
00:42:59.076 --> 00:43:00.786
- Oh...
- Yeah.

1032
00:43:00.828 --> 00:43:03.205
- Who is he? Tell me.
- I didn't...

1033
00:43:03.247 --> 00:43:04.331
Tell me, tell me, tell me.

1034
00:43:04.373 --> 00:43:06.709
Uh, oh, my God.

1035
00:43:06.750 --> 00:43:08.335
- Is it Dominic?
- How?

1036
00:43:08.377 --> 00:43:09.962
It <i>is</i> Dominic.

1037
00:43:10.004 --> 00:43:13.716
- It-it-it is so cute.
- "Cute?" Is it cute?

1038
00:43:13.757 --> 00:43:15.634
- Yes, that he's into you.
- I don't...

1039
00:43:15.676 --> 00:43:17.136
I mean, how can you tell?

1040
00:43:17.177 --> 00:43:18.721
When was the last time
you've dated?

1041
00:43:18.762 --> 00:43:20.431
I remember high-waisted jeans

1042
00:43:20.472 --> 00:43:21.765
were coming back into style.

1043
00:43:21.807 --> 00:43:23.517
Oh...

1044
00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:26.145
Anyway, he did kind of
come over the other night.

1045
00:43:26.186 --> 00:43:27.938
Oh, way to go, sis.

1046
00:43:27.980 --> 00:43:30.858
- Fixed my shower.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

1047
00:43:30.899 --> 00:43:32.901
Anyway, I thought we were
talking about you and Carson.

1048
00:43:32.943 --> 00:43:35.070
- I can't wait to meet him.
- And you will.

1049
00:43:35.112 --> 00:43:37.740
At lunch. With mom.

1050
00:43:37.781 --> 00:43:39.617
Hmm. Hmm.

1051
00:43:42.953 --> 00:43:46.332
Thirty George Washingtons
for a cheeseburger.

1052
00:43:46.373 --> 00:43:48.709
Izzy knows to meet
us here, right?

1053
00:43:48.751 --> 00:43:50.544
- Yes. Yes.
- And not <i>Monsieur</i> Frog's Bistro?

1054
00:43:50.586 --> 00:43:52.963
Yes, Mom.
Carson made the reservation.

1055
00:43:53.005 --> 00:43:54.923
Does he think we're paying?

1056
00:43:54.965 --> 00:43:58.469
Honey, did you bring
the airline miles credit card?

1057
00:43:58.510 --> 00:44:00.596
- Dollywood, here we come.
- Don't worry.

1058
00:44:00.637 --> 00:44:03.599
Izzy says it's his treat
and that this guy makes bank.

1059
00:44:03.641 --> 00:44:06.018
Oh. Well, when did
you talk to Izzy?

1060
00:44:06.060 --> 00:44:09.521
Um, I can't remember exactly,
but it was...

1061
00:44:09.563 --> 00:44:13.525
It did happen and it was,
it was recently-ish.

1062
00:44:13.567 --> 00:44:15.194
Oh, I hope this is one
of those places

1063
00:44:15.235 --> 00:44:18.280
that send leftovers home
in those big foil swans.

1064
00:44:20.991 --> 00:44:23.494
He looks chiseled out of marble.

1065
00:44:23.535 --> 00:44:26.121
The real stuff,
not the countertops.

1066
00:44:26.163 --> 00:44:29.917
Hm, I could take him in an
old school Navy pull-up contest.

1067
00:44:29.958 --> 00:44:31.710
I am good.

1068
00:44:31.752 --> 00:44:33.921
Everyone, this is Carson.

1069
00:44:33.962 --> 00:44:37.800
Izzy told me all about you.
Ken, Lois, Megan.

1070
00:44:37.841 --> 00:44:39.468
Sit, sit.

1071
00:44:39.510 --> 00:44:41.679
So, how did you two meet

1072
00:44:41.720 --> 00:44:44.264
and why didn't I know
anything about this before?

1073
00:44:44.306 --> 00:44:46.600
Because they, uh,
met online, right, Iz?

1074
00:44:46.642 --> 00:44:48.894
Yep. It's a True-love's-match.

1075
00:44:48.936 --> 00:44:50.479
- Oh.
- See what I did there?

1076
00:44:50.521 --> 00:44:52.815
So clever.

1077
00:44:52.856 --> 00:44:55.734
And "Carson,"
that is a handsome name.

1078
00:44:55.776 --> 00:44:57.569
So, what is it that you do

1079
00:44:57.611 --> 00:45:00.114
besides belong
to an elegant club?

1080
00:45:00.155 --> 00:45:02.324
- Hedge fund manager.
- Oh, manager.

1081
00:45:02.366 --> 00:45:05.452
Now that sounds very official.

1082
00:45:05.494 --> 00:45:06.995
Uh, how about I order us all

1083
00:45:07.037 --> 00:45:08.247
the best dishes and we share?

1084
00:45:08.288 --> 00:45:09.998
- Okay.
- Okay.

1085
00:45:10.040 --> 00:45:11.750
We will have two
of your filet mignons...

1086
00:45:11.792 --> 00:45:14.169
He's a little different
for Izzy.

1087
00:45:14.211 --> 00:45:15.921
Why?
'Cause he has a job?

1088
00:45:15.963 --> 00:45:18.340
Well, yes,
and he's wearing shoes.

1089
00:45:18.382 --> 00:45:20.717
- Very nice shoes.
- All right, and make it quick.

1090
00:45:20.759 --> 00:45:23.721
I'm <i>mangry. </i>

1091
00:45:23.762 --> 00:45:26.140
Wow, you have such
a good sense of humor.

1092
00:45:26.181 --> 00:45:28.642
And he is so smart.

1093
00:45:28.684 --> 00:45:30.644
Uh, Carson's teaching me
a lot about his work.

1094
00:45:30.686 --> 00:45:32.146
Like derivatives...

1095
00:45:32.187 --> 00:45:34.440
Derivatives.
That's where it's at.

1096
00:45:34.481 --> 00:45:36.567
I didn't know that Izzy
was interested in money.

1097
00:45:36.608 --> 00:45:38.444
Uh, besides spending mine.

1098
00:45:38.485 --> 00:45:40.779
Oh, we call it "finance,"
not "money."

1099
00:45:40.821 --> 00:45:43.490
Oh, well, ah, look at me.

1100
00:45:43.532 --> 00:45:46.493
I don't know the insider lingo.

1101
00:45:48.495 --> 00:45:50.414
Ken, could you hold this...

1102
00:45:53.917 --> 00:45:56.044
So fascinating.

1103
00:45:56.086 --> 00:45:59.506
My expertise is in
long-short equity strategy.

1104
00:45:59.548 --> 00:46:01.008
See, now what that is in
layman's terms--

1105
00:46:01.049 --> 00:46:03.260
Taking the long position
on a stock on the rise

1106
00:46:03.302 --> 00:46:05.637
and the short position
on a stock on the decline.

1107
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:09.057
Hey, sounds like sister
took Accounting 101.

1108
00:46:09.099 --> 00:46:10.851
Yeah, actually, I'm...

1109
00:46:10.893 --> 00:46:13.604
- Never mind.
- Well, it's all Greek to me.

1110
00:46:13.645 --> 00:46:14.980
The-the Greeks
did invent money.

1111
00:46:15.022 --> 00:46:16.857
And a salad.

1112
00:46:16.899 --> 00:46:19.401
Um, hey, I thought
Dominic was gonna be here.

1113
00:46:19.443 --> 00:46:21.487
Ooh, yes. Art Dominic.

1114
00:46:21.528 --> 00:46:23.322
- I liked him.
- We're just pals.

1115
00:46:23.363 --> 00:46:25.741
Oh, is that because you friend
zoned him with home repairs?

1116
00:46:25.782 --> 00:46:27.993
- Ooh, girl talk.
- No girl talk.

1117
00:46:28.035 --> 00:46:29.995
- Denial.
- Well, you know what?

1118
00:46:30.037 --> 00:46:31.705
If you girls do wanna gossip,

1119
00:46:31.747 --> 00:46:33.540
we could do
a three-way FaceTime.

1120
00:46:33.582 --> 00:46:35.709
I do it all the time
with Jill and Ronna

1121
00:46:35.751 --> 00:46:37.377
from the baking Reddit.

1122
00:46:37.419 --> 00:46:39.505
- Mm...
- Babe, before I forget.

1123
00:46:39.546 --> 00:46:41.423
Big client drinks tonight.

1124
00:46:41.465 --> 00:46:44.009
- You gonna change?
- Oh, uh...

1125
00:46:44.051 --> 00:46:45.427
Okay, so if it's
cocktail attire, you could wear

1126
00:46:45.469 --> 00:46:47.054
that green dress
from "the sample sale."

1127
00:46:47.095 --> 00:46:49.556
Mm, oh, uh, do you think
gold shoes or black?

1128
00:46:49.598 --> 00:46:50.849
Oh, uh, black for sure.

1129
00:46:50.891 --> 00:46:52.476
Well, I am gonna have
to check out

1130
00:46:52.518 --> 00:46:56.271
this "sample sale"
myself sometime soon.

1131
00:46:56.313 --> 00:46:58.190
Mm, mm...

1132
00:46:58.232 --> 00:46:59.316
Thank you so much.

1133
00:46:59.358 --> 00:47:01.568
- Oh, Izzy. Okay.
- I want a hug.

1134
00:47:01.610 --> 00:47:02.611
- Call me.
- All right, I will.

1135
00:47:02.653 --> 00:47:03.612
I will. I will.

1136
00:47:03.654 --> 00:47:05.697
Okay. Bye.

1137
00:47:11.453 --> 00:47:13.831
Something is going on here.

1138
00:47:13.872 --> 00:47:15.791
Yeah mom, Izzie finally
decided to adult.

1139
00:47:15.833 --> 00:47:17.209
Does this have something
to do with that

1140
00:47:17.251 --> 00:47:19.419
dinner party monologue
from last month?

1141
00:47:19.461 --> 00:47:21.380
- Mom, why would you say that?
- Wha...

1142
00:47:21.421 --> 00:47:24.716
New look, new job,
new boyfriend.

1143
00:47:24.758 --> 00:47:26.718
All without consulting me.

1144
00:47:28.220 --> 00:47:29.847
I just hope she's happy.

1145
00:47:29.888 --> 00:47:31.473
Of course she's happy.
Why wouldn't she be?

1146
00:47:31.515 --> 00:47:33.851
This is everything
she's ever wanted.

1147
00:47:33.892 --> 00:47:35.561
Is it?

1148
00:47:35.602 --> 00:47:38.021
Okay, what does that mean?

1149
00:47:38.063 --> 00:47:40.148
Oh... nothing.

1150
00:47:42.985 --> 00:47:45.779
<i>♪ Six swans a-swimming,</i>
<i>leftovers for K-Dog ♪</i>

1151
00:47:45.821 --> 00:47:47.114
Oh...

1152
00:47:47.155 --> 00:47:49.032
<i>♪ Let's get Lois home ♪</i>

1153
00:47:49.074 --> 00:47:51.118
Could you just...
Yeah, I'll hold 'em.

1154
00:47:51.159 --> 00:47:52.411
- You just very gentle with 'em.
- Yeah, just give it to me.

1155
00:47:52.452 --> 00:47:54.121
- Very gentle with 'em now, okay?
- Yeah.

1156
00:47:54.162 --> 00:47:56.039
- See you later, Meggers.
- See ya, K-pop.

1157
00:47:57.833 --> 00:47:59.585
Thank you, my good man.

1158
00:48:20.856 --> 00:48:23.025
Bill, bill, bill...

1159
00:48:23.066 --> 00:48:24.109
Hmm, so many bills.

1160
00:48:24.151 --> 00:48:26.445
Wow, so much boring mail.

1161
00:48:26.486 --> 00:48:28.447
No, uh, no Carson today?

1162
00:48:28.488 --> 00:48:31.533
Oh, he's in Vegas for a bachelor
party for one of his bros.

1163
00:48:31.575 --> 00:48:32.784
- Hmm.
- Private plane.

1164
00:48:32.826 --> 00:48:34.411
Pricey cigars.
High stakes poker.

1165
00:48:34.453 --> 00:48:35.954
Sounds boring.

1166
00:48:35.996 --> 00:48:37.748
- Agreed.
- Hmm.

1167
00:48:37.789 --> 00:48:40.626
Hey, uh, Iz, are you, um...

1168
00:48:40.667 --> 00:48:43.253
are you happy with Carson?

1169
00:48:43.295 --> 00:48:45.672
Well, it's what the board
chose, right?

1170
00:48:45.714 --> 00:48:48.675
Uh, yeah, but that's not
really what I'm asking.

1171
00:48:48.717 --> 00:48:51.011
- Is that my mail?
- Well, it's not mine.

1172
00:48:51.053 --> 00:48:52.596
That's very 1990s.

1173
00:48:54.222 --> 00:48:56.892
Oh, is that a party invitation?

1174
00:48:56.934 --> 00:48:59.186
Let's see.

1175
00:48:59.227 --> 00:49:02.314
Looks like Marjorie's turning
the big seven-O.

1176
00:49:02.356 --> 00:49:04.441
Uh, she was my board member
at BeScheduled.

1177
00:49:04.483 --> 00:49:06.109
She was the only one
who I actually liked.

1178
00:49:06.151 --> 00:49:08.236
Well, I love a party.
Let's go.

1179
00:49:08.278 --> 00:49:11.531
Oh, no, Izzy, it's not
like <i>that</i> kind of a party.

1180
00:49:11.573 --> 00:49:13.784
It's gonna be, you know,
fancy champagne,

1181
00:49:13.825 --> 00:49:16.286
classical music, you know,
just corporate chit-chat.

1182
00:49:16.328 --> 00:49:17.871
Well, you had me
at "free champagne."

1183
00:49:17.913 --> 00:49:18.914
Izzy, first of all,
there's no such

1184
00:49:18.956 --> 00:49:19.956
thing as free champagne.

1185
00:49:19.998 --> 00:49:21.124
Why?

1186
00:49:22.542 --> 00:49:24.836
Look, Randall's
gonna be there, okay?

1187
00:49:24.878 --> 00:49:27.130
That trash basket that
ousted you from your job?

1188
00:49:27.172 --> 00:49:30.175
- That very trash basket.
- Well, who cares?

1189
00:49:30.217 --> 00:49:31.760
If Marge wants you to
be there, you should go.

1190
00:49:35.138 --> 00:49:37.808
No, you know what?
You're right.

1191
00:49:37.849 --> 00:49:41.144
I should not let Randall
dictate <i>my</i> social schedule.

1192
00:49:41.186 --> 00:49:42.354
Exactly.

1193
00:49:43.772 --> 00:49:44.856
So what are we wearing?

1194
00:49:46.817 --> 00:49:50.445
It's just wild to me that
Carson goes to this club, too.

1195
00:49:50.487 --> 00:49:52.114
I mean, I just can't believe
that all rich people

1196
00:49:52.155 --> 00:49:53.448
belong to the same one.

1197
00:49:53.490 --> 00:49:55.242
Certainly does seem that way.

1198
00:49:55.283 --> 00:49:57.285
Oh, thank you.

1199
00:50:00.080 --> 00:50:01.164
Izzy, you...

1200
00:50:01.206 --> 00:50:02.582
Izzy, you can't.

1201
00:50:02.624 --> 00:50:04.960
There's Marjorie.

1202
00:50:05.001 --> 00:50:06.712
Birthday girl, guest of honor.

1203
00:50:06.753 --> 00:50:08.922
- Hi, Marge.
- Hi.

1204
00:50:08.964 --> 00:50:10.841
Happy birthday.
Work it, girl.

1205
00:50:12.134 --> 00:50:14.469
Oh, sorry. Thank you.

1206
00:50:18.557 --> 00:50:19.766
Nice crowd.

1207
00:50:22.519 --> 00:50:25.355
I thought that was you, Megs.

1208
00:50:25.397 --> 00:50:27.482
Randall, what, ahem,
what a surprise.

1209
00:50:27.524 --> 00:50:30.444
Oh, you're the surprise.
You look great.

1210
00:50:30.485 --> 00:50:33.613
I, uh, thought you'd look
more depressed.

1211
00:50:33.655 --> 00:50:35.741
That's my line. Joke-stealer.

1212
00:50:35.782 --> 00:50:37.993
Actually, no,
I've never been happier.

1213
00:50:38.034 --> 00:50:39.244
And free.

1214
00:50:39.286 --> 00:50:41.163
Free of BeScheduled's plummeting

1215
00:50:41.204 --> 00:50:43.081
stock, now that Megan Moore
isn't at the helm.

1216
00:50:43.123 --> 00:50:44.499
Frank and me watch
the stock market.

1217
00:50:44.541 --> 00:50:46.043
- Good job.
- Well...

1218
00:50:46.084 --> 00:50:47.627
every stock has a down day.

1219
00:50:47.669 --> 00:50:49.796
And where have I heard
that before?

1220
00:50:49.838 --> 00:50:54.009
Randy, firing my sister
was a big mistake. Epic.

1221
00:50:54.050 --> 00:50:55.218
You and the board
might think you're

1222
00:50:55.260 --> 00:50:56.845
flying high but you aren't.

1223
00:50:56.887 --> 00:50:58.305
You wanna know why
Megan looks so great?

1224
00:50:58.346 --> 00:51:00.265
She's got the wind
beneath her wings.

1225
00:51:00.307 --> 00:51:01.933
What is this nonsense?

1226
00:51:01.975 --> 00:51:04.019
It's called a clapback.
Don't try to keep up.

1227
00:51:05.604 --> 00:51:08.231
If you'll excuse me,
I'll be, uh...

1228
00:51:08.273 --> 00:51:09.775
taking my leave.

1229
00:51:09.816 --> 00:51:11.401
Perfect.
My work is done here.

1230
00:51:13.195 --> 00:51:16.239
- Hmm.
- Izzie, that was incredible.

1231
00:51:16.281 --> 00:51:19.201
You, you really had
my back just then.

1232
00:51:19.242 --> 00:51:20.911
Why do you sound so surprised?

1233
00:51:20.952 --> 00:51:23.163
Well, I d... I don't know.

1234
00:51:23.205 --> 00:51:26.541
I, I haven't exactly always,
or maybe even ever,

1235
00:51:26.583 --> 00:51:29.294
been there for you in sisterly
backup moments like that.

1236
00:51:29.336 --> 00:51:30.754
Better late than never.

1237
00:51:30.796 --> 00:51:32.297
Let's celebrate.

1238
00:51:32.339 --> 00:51:33.632
Can we get some
lemon drop shots?

1239
00:51:33.673 --> 00:51:35.133
That sounds awful.

1240
00:51:35.175 --> 00:51:37.135
That's what everyone
says at first. Come on.

1241
00:51:37.177 --> 00:51:39.262
<i>♪ Now lean to the front</i>
<i>lean to the back ♪</i>

1242
00:51:39.304 --> 00:51:41.306
<i>♪ Now lean to the front</i>
<i>lean to the back ♪</i>

1243
00:51:41.348 --> 00:51:43.767
<i>♪ Now swivel those hips</i>
<i>swivel those hips ♪</i>

1244
00:51:43.809 --> 00:51:45.644
<i>♪ Make everybody wanna have</i>
<i>a heart attack ♪</i>

1245
00:51:45.685 --> 00:51:47.813
<i>♪ Now, back, back,</i>
<i>back, back, back, back ♪</i>

1246
00:51:47.854 --> 00:51:50.023
<i>♪ Back, back, back, back,</i>
<i>back, back, back ♪</i>

1247
00:51:50.065 --> 00:51:51.233
<i>♪ Now stop ♪</i>

1248
00:51:51.274 --> 00:51:53.068
<i>♪ Wait for the drop ♪</i>

1249
00:51:53.110 --> 00:51:55.028
Do not be fooled
by their cuteness.

1250
00:51:55.070 --> 00:51:56.780
They're smart
and wily creatures.

1251
00:51:56.822 --> 00:51:59.741
I never even knew
you liked dogs.

1252
00:51:59.783 --> 00:52:03.411
Wait, you know we had a dog
before you were born, right?

1253
00:52:03.453 --> 00:52:05.121
- You did?
- Yeah.

1254
00:52:05.163 --> 00:52:06.832
Well, he was mostly
dad's dog.

1255
00:52:06.873 --> 00:52:08.333
Gus, he was a Basset Hound.

1256
00:52:08.375 --> 00:52:09.960
Why am I just hearing
about this?

1257
00:52:10.001 --> 00:52:11.795
I can't believe mom
never talks about Gus.

1258
00:52:11.837 --> 00:52:13.296
Or dad.

1259
00:52:13.338 --> 00:52:14.881
She's just worried
what Ken will think,

1260
00:52:14.923 --> 00:52:17.342
and I think
she's probably very sad.

1261
00:52:17.384 --> 00:52:21.137
- What was Gus like?
- Oh, he was the very best.

1262
00:52:21.179 --> 00:52:22.973
He was obsessed with
the mailman.

1263
00:52:23.014 --> 00:52:24.683
He had these velvet ears.

1264
00:52:24.724 --> 00:52:26.434
Passed gas.
It would clear a room.

1265
00:52:26.476 --> 00:52:28.103
He sounds perfect.

1266
00:52:28.144 --> 00:52:30.188
He really was.

1267
00:52:30.230 --> 00:52:31.982
I remember when he died,

1268
00:52:32.023 --> 00:52:34.651
he told me this story about
how Gus had crossed over

1269
00:52:34.693 --> 00:52:36.319
to the other side
of the Rainbow Bridge

1270
00:52:36.361 --> 00:52:38.446
and how he was playing
with puppies on the other side.

1271
00:52:38.488 --> 00:52:42.617
I wasn't really sure if I bought
it, to be honest with you,

1272
00:52:42.659 --> 00:52:44.828
but I could tell it made
dad feel better,

1273
00:52:44.870 --> 00:52:46.246
so I went along with it.

1274
00:52:46.288 --> 00:52:47.873
That's sweet.

1275
00:52:47.914 --> 00:52:52.002
I wish I had more memories
with dad like you do.

1276
00:52:52.043 --> 00:52:53.962
Hey, you know
I'd love to talk

1277
00:52:54.004 --> 00:52:57.674
with you about that stuff
like any time, right?

1278
00:52:57.716 --> 00:52:59.217
I'm really glad
we're doing this,

1279
00:52:59.259 --> 00:53:01.636
you know,
hangin' out as sisters.

1280
00:53:01.678 --> 00:53:02.637
Me too.

1281
00:53:04.431 --> 00:53:06.641
Hey, do you remember that
time we went roller skating?

1282
00:53:06.683 --> 00:53:09.394
Oh, how could I forget?
You taught me everything I know.

1283
00:53:09.436 --> 00:53:10.979
I remember being so nervous

1284
00:53:11.021 --> 00:53:13.315
for Leslie Parker's
roller derby-themed party,

1285
00:53:13.356 --> 00:53:15.525
and then look at me.
I crushed seventh grade.

1286
00:53:15.567 --> 00:53:17.527
Pretty much a big deal now.

1287
00:53:17.569 --> 00:53:18.862
I don't know what I would
have done if you didn't

1288
00:53:18.904 --> 00:53:19.905
teach me how to stop.

1289
00:53:21.448 --> 00:53:23.575
Guess who Troy Graves
and his moolah

1290
00:53:23.617 --> 00:53:25.911
want to meet with tomorrow? You.

1291
00:53:25.952 --> 00:53:27.746
Oh, that is the best news!

1292
00:53:27.787 --> 00:53:29.748
<i>I told him all about your</i>
<i>sister-fixer project.</i>

1293
00:53:29.789 --> 00:53:32.959
He loves this idea of a crowd
sourcing decisions app.

1294
00:53:33.001 --> 00:53:34.502
<i>Oh, that's fantastic.</i>

1295
00:53:34.544 --> 00:53:35.754
<i>I mean, I'm still very much in,</i>
<i>you know,</i>

1296
00:53:35.795 --> 00:53:37.172
the strategy and development

1297
00:53:37.213 --> 00:53:39.925
phase, but it is going so well.

1298
00:53:39.966 --> 00:53:42.302
I mean, the change
in Izzy's life has been unreal.

1299
00:53:42.344 --> 00:53:44.804
And that's what
the money people like to hear.

1300
00:53:44.846 --> 00:53:46.681
Go do this. It's my
finder's fee on the line.

1301
00:53:46.723 --> 00:53:48.808
And it's my second chance.

1302
00:53:48.850 --> 00:53:50.685
Thank you, Yuki.

1303
00:53:52.395 --> 00:53:53.688
Yes!

1304
00:53:53.730 --> 00:53:54.856
Ooh!

1305
00:53:56.107 --> 00:53:57.442
Okay...

1306
00:53:58.568 --> 00:53:59.945
Yada yada yada.

1307
00:54:03.073 --> 00:54:04.032
Okay.

1308
00:54:17.337 --> 00:54:20.840
Okay, so we've been
talking about the five steps

1309
00:54:20.882 --> 00:54:22.550
of The Psychology of Change.

1310
00:54:22.592 --> 00:54:25.178
Pre-contemplation,
contemplation,

1311
00:54:25.220 --> 00:54:28.390
preparation, action,
and maintenance.

1312
00:54:28.431 --> 00:54:31.101
Now, while the steps
sound like a steady

1313
00:54:31.142 --> 00:54:34.813
forward progression, the model
actually represents a spiral

1314
00:54:34.854 --> 00:54:38.942
because individuals are...

1315
00:54:38.984 --> 00:54:40.485
...individual.

1316
00:54:40.527 --> 00:54:41.611
Each marches

1317
00:54:41.653 --> 00:54:42.696
to the beat of their own
drummer.

1318
00:54:42.737 --> 00:54:44.364
Recycling through the steps

1319
00:54:44.406 --> 00:54:46.032
is often the rule,

1320
00:54:46.074 --> 00:54:47.409
not the exception.

1321
00:54:49.035 --> 00:54:52.497
Um, okay. Read chapters 14 to 18
by next class.

1322
00:54:52.539 --> 00:54:53.957
Have a great weekend, everyone.

1323
00:55:02.924 --> 00:55:04.217
Thank you.

1324
00:55:04.259 --> 00:55:06.177
Auditing my
intro to Psych class?

1325
00:55:06.219 --> 00:55:07.637
Yeah, a little bit.

1326
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:10.390
Something you said actually
stuck with me.

1327
00:55:10.432 --> 00:55:12.934
Do you worry that Izzy's,
you know,

1328
00:55:12.976 --> 00:55:16.896
kind of, destined to cycle back
through the stages of change?

1329
00:55:16.938 --> 00:55:19.441
- Well, do you?
- Kind of.

1330
00:55:19.482 --> 00:55:20.859
I mean, think about it.

1331
00:55:20.900 --> 00:55:22.277
Historically,
she's been a pretty...

1332
00:55:22.318 --> 00:55:23.737
Wait, you're doing that thing.

1333
00:55:23.778 --> 00:55:24.863
You're doing that thing
where you're gonna make

1334
00:55:24.904 --> 00:55:26.698
me answer my own
questions again.

1335
00:55:26.740 --> 00:55:28.658
I'm not falling for it.

1336
00:55:28.700 --> 00:55:31.911
Hey, uh, I actually
have some news.

1337
00:55:31.953 --> 00:55:34.706
I have a meeting with
a startup investor tomorrow.

1338
00:55:34.748 --> 00:55:36.750
Wow, congrats. That's fantastic.

1339
00:55:36.791 --> 00:55:38.376
Thank you.

1340
00:55:38.418 --> 00:55:41.629
Funny enough, Izzy M Inc.
actually gets the credit.

1341
00:55:41.671 --> 00:55:43.965
The concept is
"Life coached by committee,"

1342
00:55:44.007 --> 00:55:46.426
except, you know,
in an app format.

1343
00:55:46.468 --> 00:55:48.762
- And what does Izzy think?
- Oh, I mean...

1344
00:55:48.803 --> 00:55:50.555
we're still in talking
concept stage.

1345
00:55:50.597 --> 00:55:52.223
We'll let her know when
there's something to know.

1346
00:55:52.265 --> 00:55:54.267
Well, a heads up wouldn't hurt.

1347
00:55:54.309 --> 00:55:57.103
It's early, you know.
I don't wanna jinx anything.

1348
00:55:57.145 --> 00:55:59.022
Besides, if it goes forward,

1349
00:55:59.064 --> 00:56:01.399
I'd involve
her in the development process.

1350
00:56:01.441 --> 00:56:03.443
So yeah, sister-sister win.

1351
00:56:03.485 --> 00:56:05.195
Well, if you think so,
but I think

1352
00:56:05.236 --> 00:56:07.530
Izzy's in this
for the sisterly bonding.

1353
00:56:07.572 --> 00:56:10.533
Not the business, you know,
the emotional connection.

1354
00:56:10.575 --> 00:56:13.328
- She thinks this is real.
- It <i>is</i> real.

1355
00:56:13.369 --> 00:56:15.330
We walked rescue dogs
the other day.

1356
00:56:15.371 --> 00:56:16.998
It was a very bonding moment.

1357
00:56:19.167 --> 00:56:22.170
- Thanks again. No more drips.
- Thanks.

1358
00:56:22.212 --> 00:56:24.422
You, um, you know, you could
have returned this

1359
00:56:24.464 --> 00:56:25.673
at the next board meeting.

1360
00:56:25.715 --> 00:56:27.425
Oh, I was in the neighborhood.

1361
00:56:27.467 --> 00:56:30.261
By way of many other,
totally unrelated neighborhoods.

1362
00:56:33.181 --> 00:56:36.017
- You free for dinner tonight?
- Yeah, what were you thinking?

1363
00:56:36.059 --> 00:56:37.352
Oh, there's
a fantastic little

1364
00:56:37.393 --> 00:56:39.270
gourmet market near your place.

1365
00:56:39.312 --> 00:56:43.316
Oh, nice. You wanna have
dinner at a grocery store?

1366
00:56:43.358 --> 00:56:44.984
Not quite.

1367
00:56:47.362 --> 00:56:49.364
You did throw me
there for a minute.

1368
00:56:49.405 --> 00:56:51.199
I like to keep you in your toes.

1369
00:56:53.159 --> 00:56:56.579
Uh, Lois gave me that pan as
a gift for Christmas last year.

1370
00:56:56.621 --> 00:56:58.289
Cannot wait to tell
her someone used it.

1371
00:56:58.331 --> 00:56:59.707
I take it you don't cook.

1372
00:56:59.749 --> 00:57:02.335
Oh, I realized after I left
BeScheduled

1373
00:57:02.377 --> 00:57:05.004
that there's, kind of, a lot
of things that I don't do.

1374
00:57:05.046 --> 00:57:07.257
Yeah, I don't cook.
I don't meditate.

1375
00:57:07.298 --> 00:57:10.427
Don't really date.

1376
00:57:10.468 --> 00:57:13.179
But, um, Lois doesn't teach you
any beloved family recipes?

1377
00:57:13.221 --> 00:57:14.472
Oh, she definitely did.

1378
00:57:14.514 --> 00:57:15.682
They all just start with a can

1379
00:57:15.723 --> 00:57:17.267
of soup or some tater tots.

1380
00:57:17.308 --> 00:57:19.394
I mean,
not that I blame her.

1381
00:57:19.436 --> 00:57:20.770
She was pretty busy.

1382
00:57:20.812 --> 00:57:22.438
She had her hands full
raising Izzy and I

1383
00:57:22.480 --> 00:57:25.775
by herself
after our dad died,

1384
00:57:25.817 --> 00:57:27.443
he had a heart attack.

1385
00:57:27.485 --> 00:57:30.196
Um, sorry,
that's, that's brutal.

1386
00:57:30.238 --> 00:57:31.531
Yeah. Look.

1387
00:57:34.159 --> 00:57:35.201
Dad.

1388
00:57:37.537 --> 00:57:38.872
He looks like a good guy.

1389
00:57:38.913 --> 00:57:41.458
Oh, the best.
Like, best, best guy.

1390
00:57:46.045 --> 00:57:47.547
My mom gave me this,
so I'll always

1391
00:57:47.589 --> 00:57:49.340
have him close to my heart.

1392
00:57:49.382 --> 00:57:50.675
It's nice.

1393
00:57:50.717 --> 00:57:52.093
It's kind of crazy
to think about it.

1394
00:57:52.135 --> 00:57:54.596
Just overnight, Lois
was a single working mom

1395
00:57:54.637 --> 00:57:58.892
of an incredibly willful toddler
and a very grumpy teen.

1396
00:57:58.933 --> 00:58:01.019
I remember being just so mad.

1397
00:58:01.060 --> 00:58:03.021
I was so, so mad that
my dad had died.

1398
00:58:03.062 --> 00:58:04.647
What a stupid reaction, right?

1399
00:58:04.689 --> 00:58:08.735
Uh, seems like a totally
normal adolescent reaction.

1400
00:58:08.776 --> 00:58:12.530
Yeah, I remember just kind of
wanting to push everyone away.

1401
00:58:12.572 --> 00:58:14.866
It just seemed easier somehow.

1402
00:58:14.908 --> 00:58:17.202
- And safer?
- Yeah.

1403
00:58:17.243 --> 00:58:18.828
I just didn't wanna
talk about it.

1404
00:58:18.870 --> 00:58:20.496
Figured it wouldn't
change anything.

1405
00:58:20.538 --> 00:58:24.459
I remember kind of pretending
to process everything.

1406
00:58:24.501 --> 00:58:27.587
I... wanted them to think
I had everything under control.

1407
00:58:27.629 --> 00:58:29.631
Wanted to think that you could
work things out your own way.

1408
00:58:29.672 --> 00:58:33.009
Self-reliance is kind of
my superpower.

1409
00:58:33.051 --> 00:58:35.136
'Cause you like doing things
on your own.

1410
00:58:35.178 --> 00:58:36.137
Put it this way.

1411
00:58:36.179 --> 00:58:37.472
I was already away at college

1412
00:58:37.514 --> 00:58:39.015
when my mom met Ken,

1413
00:58:39.057 --> 00:58:40.725
and, uh, Izzy was
still in grade school.

1414
00:58:40.767 --> 00:58:42.894
So they formed their own little
family unit,

1415
00:58:42.936 --> 00:58:44.938
and I forged my own path.

1416
00:58:44.979 --> 00:58:48.816
And an impressive path, that is.

1417
00:58:48.858 --> 00:58:52.403
You know, it's, um, not too late
to befriend your mom.

1418
00:58:52.445 --> 00:58:54.072
You know, tell her how you feel.

1419
00:58:54.113 --> 00:58:55.740
Ugh...

1420
00:58:55.782 --> 00:58:58.368
I don't, um, I don't know.

1421
00:59:00.328 --> 00:59:03.206
This is so good. What did
you put on the chicken?

1422
00:59:03.248 --> 00:59:06.251
Don't think I didn't notice
you just changed the subject.

1423
00:59:06.292 --> 00:59:08.127
Well, I wouldn't
ask if I didn't wanna know.

1424
00:59:10.713 --> 00:59:12.340
- Lemon zest.
- Mm.

1425
00:59:12.382 --> 00:59:13.967
But the secret?

1426
00:59:14.008 --> 00:59:16.594
Adding just a little bit
of paprika.

1427
00:59:16.636 --> 00:59:17.887
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

1428
00:59:19.472 --> 00:59:20.932
I mean, you've cooked
everything.

1429
00:59:20.974 --> 00:59:23.393
You didn't have to wash
the dishes as well.

1430
00:59:23.434 --> 00:59:25.436
Um, look,
I'm an overachiever.

1431
00:59:25.478 --> 00:59:26.938
I do like that about you.

1432
00:59:28.022 --> 00:59:30.233
Well, um, goodnight.

1433
00:59:30.275 --> 00:59:31.234
Night.

1434
00:59:34.237 --> 00:59:35.321
Before I forget.

1435
00:59:37.615 --> 00:59:39.826
<i>♪ Having known this about ya ♪</i>

1436
00:59:43.329 --> 00:59:45.415
<i>♪</i> I am makin' a move ♪

1437
00:59:47.083 --> 00:59:48.710
Goodnight.

1438
00:59:48.751 --> 00:59:50.920
<i>♪ And I'm starting</i>
<i>to doubt ya ♪</i>

1439
00:59:54.424 --> 00:59:56.467
<i>♪ Don't ask me to choose ♪</i>

1440
01:00:00.263 --> 01:00:02.307
...going and going and going,
and so,

1441
01:00:02.348 --> 01:00:04.642
<i>I</i> told Miller,
"I'll eat you alive for lunch

1442
01:00:04.684 --> 01:00:06.686
if you mess with
my performance compensation

1443
01:00:06.728 --> 01:00:08.354
with your soft turtle rates."

1444
01:00:09.606 --> 01:00:11.274
Actually, I'll order for myself.

1445
01:00:11.316 --> 01:00:13.443
I've got it. You just keep
bringing the gorgeous.

1446
01:00:13.484 --> 01:00:15.194
You bring another
fresh round of drinks.

1447
01:00:16.612 --> 01:00:18.448
Mm...

1448
01:00:18.489 --> 01:00:20.617
I looked up your sis.

1449
01:00:20.658 --> 01:00:22.118
High net worth.

1450
01:00:22.160 --> 01:00:25.288
Does she need
a financial advisor?

1451
01:00:25.330 --> 01:00:27.540
You know, you never
actually ask about my life.

1452
01:00:28.916 --> 01:00:30.710
Sure.

1453
01:00:30.752 --> 01:00:32.879
Can you ask your sister if
she needs a financial advisor?

1454
01:00:46.017 --> 01:00:48.853
Okay.
Who's adopted a kid?

1455
01:00:48.895 --> 01:00:50.813
Are you still using BeScheduled?

1456
01:00:50.855 --> 01:00:52.982
Oh, yeah.
I like the structure and order.

1457
01:00:53.024 --> 01:00:55.610
- You? Really?
- Yeah.

1458
01:00:55.652 --> 01:00:59.322
I, um, I texted you.
You didn't text back.

1459
01:00:59.364 --> 01:01:01.866
Yeah, I'm sorry, uh,
about the other night.

1460
01:01:01.908 --> 01:01:05.745
I had a really lovely time,
but, um, it was unprofessional.

1461
01:01:05.787 --> 01:01:07.705
It's totally against the board
of director bylaws.

1462
01:01:07.747 --> 01:01:09.290
You know those bylaws
are made up, right?

1463
01:01:09.332 --> 01:01:11.918
Yeah, by me.
I take them very seriously.

1464
01:01:11.959 --> 01:01:14.379
Do you ever not get too
much inside your own head?

1465
01:01:14.420 --> 01:01:16.089
What?

1466
01:01:16.130 --> 01:01:17.799
My head, my rules.

1467
01:01:17.840 --> 01:01:20.093
I officially call
this meeting to order.

1468
01:01:20.134 --> 01:01:22.679
Curtis, uh,
no old business today.

1469
01:01:22.720 --> 01:01:24.305
Quick agenda.
New business only.

1470
01:01:24.347 --> 01:01:25.765
I wanna dump Carson.

1471
01:01:25.807 --> 01:01:27.767
I motioned we do that
or whatever.

1472
01:01:27.809 --> 01:01:29.686
Huh? I told you so. I told you.

1473
01:01:29.727 --> 01:01:31.688
Izzy, well,
I thought you liked Carson.

1474
01:01:31.729 --> 01:01:33.189
Well, you never did.
Why do you want me to?

1475
01:01:33.231 --> 01:01:34.649
It's a valuable
performance metric.

1476
01:01:34.690 --> 01:01:36.526
That's not really a way
to describe someone.

1477
01:01:36.567 --> 01:01:38.444
Do you guys know that
Mondays happen every week?

1478
01:01:38.486 --> 01:01:40.947
Like, every week.
They just keep happening.

1479
01:01:40.988 --> 01:01:42.824
You know, when I show up to
the art gallery at 9 a.m.

1480
01:01:42.865 --> 01:01:45.243
and my life is just
a constant snooze button,

1481
01:01:45.284 --> 01:01:47.745
and I answer boring phone calls,
and I have a boring day,

1482
01:01:47.787 --> 01:01:49.497
and I scroll
boring social media.

1483
01:01:49.539 --> 01:01:52.125
I'm sorry, Jila, but it's true.
Yeah.

1484
01:01:52.166 --> 01:01:53.584
And, and then meanwhile,
all my friends are just,

1485
01:01:53.626 --> 01:01:55.044
you know, livin'
their best lives,

1486
01:01:55.086 --> 01:01:57.046
crashing yacht parties,
and getting sunburned

1487
01:01:57.088 --> 01:01:59.507
at music festivals, and just
making questionable decisions.

1488
01:01:59.549 --> 01:02:01.968
Really cool things that
I am not allowed to do, so...

1489
01:02:02.009 --> 01:02:03.886
Okay, Izzy, those
are just future regrets.

1490
01:02:03.928 --> 01:02:07.932
Well, my past future regrets
were good stories, okay?

1491
01:02:07.974 --> 01:02:10.351
- Not, like, "fixing a shower."
- What? Mm...

1492
01:02:10.393 --> 01:02:12.270
Fixing a shower? I'm so lost.

1493
01:02:12.311 --> 01:02:15.106
D-day one, we all agreed

1494
01:02:15.148 --> 01:02:17.024
to keep Izzy's best interests
front and center,

1495
01:02:17.066 --> 01:02:19.986
so let's open discussions
on Izzy's proposals.

1496
01:02:20.027 --> 01:02:22.196
These are not proposals.
These are complaints.

1497
01:02:22.238 --> 01:02:24.490
Either way, we debate
the pros and cons.

1498
01:02:24.532 --> 01:02:25.825
And put things to a vote.

1499
01:02:25.867 --> 01:02:27.201
- Robert's Rules of Order, right?
- Mm-hmm.

1500
01:02:27.243 --> 01:02:30.496
Right, which we will do
when we reconvene,

1501
01:02:30.538 --> 01:02:31.956
but I have to go
because I have an appointment.

1502
01:02:31.998 --> 01:02:34.375
- No, no.
- What kind of appointment?

1503
01:02:34.417 --> 01:02:36.043
There's nothing
on your calendar.

1504
01:02:36.085 --> 01:02:38.129
It's an emergency.
It's a root canal.

1505
01:02:38.171 --> 01:02:40.715
I will see you when we
reconvene on Monday.

1506
01:02:40.757 --> 01:02:42.049
I mean, does it hurt?

1507
01:02:42.091 --> 01:02:44.010
Who wears a chic
wide-leg pantsuit

1508
01:02:44.051 --> 01:02:46.721
to a root canal?

1509
01:02:46.762 --> 01:02:49.640
My father is still stuck in the
fossil fuels of last century.

1510
01:02:49.682 --> 01:02:51.476
Well, Mr. Graves,
those fossil fuels

1511
01:02:51.517 --> 01:02:53.478
got you some pretty sweet
office space.

1512
01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:55.354
I think the future
is connectivity.

1513
01:02:55.396 --> 01:02:57.899
I agree. I am all about
in-person connectivity.

1514
01:02:57.940 --> 01:03:00.067
No, no, no, no. Like...

1515
01:03:00.109 --> 01:03:02.153
- Connecting through our phones.
- Right.

1516
01:03:02.195 --> 01:03:04.030
Yuki said you're
spearheading a whole

1517
01:03:04.071 --> 01:03:06.741
life transformation
for your own sister.

1518
01:03:06.782 --> 01:03:08.159
Uh, how does that work exactly?

1519
01:03:08.201 --> 01:03:10.828
Drawing upon my time at
BeScheduled,

1520
01:03:10.870 --> 01:03:13.414
I assembled a skilled
board of directors.

1521
01:03:13.456 --> 01:03:16.834
The mission?
A total reorg of Izzy's life.

1522
01:03:16.876 --> 01:03:18.503
Now, committees
were formed to impact

1523
01:03:18.544 --> 01:03:20.046
every bucket of her life.

1524
01:03:20.087 --> 01:03:22.965
Career, relationship,
appearance,

1525
01:03:23.007 --> 01:03:25.259
and the same can be true
for subscribers to our app

1526
01:03:25.301 --> 01:03:27.386
using their contacts.

1527
01:03:27.428 --> 01:03:28.596
Wow.

1528
01:03:34.143 --> 01:03:35.186
- Hi.
- Hi.

1529
01:03:36.312 --> 01:03:37.563
Uh, please.

1530
01:03:41.359 --> 01:03:43.069
You're a regular here?

1531
01:03:43.110 --> 01:03:45.071
No, not really.

1532
01:03:45.112 --> 01:03:47.240
It just, just kind of seemed
like a good idea.

1533
01:03:47.281 --> 01:03:50.076
Neutral territory. Mm, um...

1534
01:03:50.117 --> 01:03:53.788
About the other day,
I, I'm sorry.

1535
01:03:53.829 --> 01:03:55.331
Yeah, me too. I, um...

1536
01:03:55.373 --> 01:03:56.624
I shouldn't have
said what I did.

1537
01:03:56.666 --> 01:03:58.501
About getting so much
in my own head?

1538
01:03:58.543 --> 01:04:00.044
Yeah, like, I totally
understand,

1539
01:04:00.086 --> 01:04:01.504
I'm a complete headcase,
you know?

1540
01:04:02.672 --> 01:04:04.423
Sorry, one moment, one second.

1541
01:04:04.465 --> 01:04:05.925
Yeah, yeah.
Hi, this is Megan.

1542
01:04:08.094 --> 01:04:09.846
What?!

1543
01:04:09.887 --> 01:04:12.098
The... the police?

1544
01:04:12.139 --> 01:04:15.685
Yes, yes, of course.
I will be right there. Bye.

1545
01:04:15.726 --> 01:04:17.061
That was
Izzy's apartment manager.

1546
01:04:17.103 --> 01:04:19.230
Apparently, she threw
a little party.

1547
01:04:19.272 --> 01:04:21.732
Oh, well, it sounds like a good
one if the cops were called.

1548
01:04:24.527 --> 01:04:27.280
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1549
01:04:27.321 --> 01:04:30.199
No, no, no,
not the throw pillows.

1550
01:04:34.120 --> 01:04:35.913
- Hello?
- Come on in.

1551
01:04:35.955 --> 01:04:36.914
Oh!

1552
01:04:39.584 --> 01:04:40.793
Izzy!

1553
01:04:40.835 --> 01:04:43.212
What, what has happed here?

1554
01:04:43.254 --> 01:04:44.380
Oh, a party.

1555
01:04:44.422 --> 01:04:46.674
Yes, I can see that. What?

1556
01:04:46.716 --> 01:04:49.802
- Who-who is this?
- Oh, I'm Woody. Short for Woody.

1557
01:04:49.844 --> 01:04:52.805
- Street art ex-con?
- Um, I can hear you.

1558
01:04:52.847 --> 01:04:54.849
Ugh, I know, I told you
I was done with Carson.

1559
01:04:54.891 --> 01:04:56.350
I couldn't listen to
one more word about

1560
01:04:56.392 --> 01:04:58.269
arbitration or gross exposure.

1561
01:04:58.311 --> 01:04:59.854
So you thought you'd just
throw a little <i>soiree </i>

1562
01:04:59.896 --> 01:05:01.480
to celebrate
your newfound singlehood?

1563
01:05:01.522 --> 01:05:03.524
Actually, no, this is to
celebrate that I quit

1564
01:05:03.566 --> 01:05:05.860
my gallery job.

1565
01:05:05.902 --> 01:05:08.905
Without consulting
anyone on the board?

1566
01:05:08.946 --> 01:05:11.866
Izzy, you agreed.
This was your idea.

1567
01:05:11.907 --> 01:05:13.409
And then you invited
your weird friends over

1568
01:05:13.451 --> 01:05:14.660
to trash your apartment.

1569
01:05:14.702 --> 01:05:16.996
This has been so hard, Meg.

1570
01:05:17.038 --> 01:05:18.998
Izzy, once again,

1571
01:05:19.040 --> 01:05:21.709
you have made a gigantic mess,
and you just expect

1572
01:05:21.751 --> 01:05:24.503
someone else to come in
and clean it up.

1573
01:05:24.545 --> 01:05:26.339
I thought that you had changed.

1574
01:05:34.680 --> 01:05:36.641
- Whoa, just wait a second.
- What?

1575
01:05:36.682 --> 01:05:38.726
Don't you think you're being
just a little hard on Izzy?

1576
01:05:38.768 --> 01:05:41.145
Uh, Izzy is backsliding
or regressing,

1577
01:05:41.187 --> 01:05:42.730
or wh-whatever the term is.

1578
01:05:42.772 --> 01:05:45.316
All of our hard work,
poof, it's gone.

1579
01:05:45.358 --> 01:05:47.526
Well, maybe Izzy's just being
true to her own nature.

1580
01:05:47.568 --> 01:05:50.655
Well, yeah. So then what was the
point of this entire experiment?

1581
01:05:50.696 --> 01:05:53.199
Granted, this whole thing
was a life makeover for Izzy,

1582
01:05:53.240 --> 01:05:56.327
but... you know it's become
bigger than that.

1583
01:05:56.369 --> 01:05:58.371
Do you wanna get some dinner?
I can cook.

1584
01:05:58.412 --> 01:05:59.997
- We can talk some more.
- I'm sorry.

1585
01:06:00.039 --> 01:06:02.958
I just don't feel like I'm very
good company right now.

1586
01:06:03.000 --> 01:06:05.753
Would it be okay if we
talked after the next meeting?

1587
01:06:05.795 --> 01:06:07.922
Yeah, of course, um...

1588
01:06:07.963 --> 01:06:09.715
I can wait till then.

1589
01:06:24.939 --> 01:06:26.691
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1590
01:06:26.732 --> 01:06:27.692
Okay.

1591
01:06:29.068 --> 01:06:31.654
- <i>Hi. </i>
- Hi. So, uh...

1592
01:06:31.696 --> 01:06:33.114
What happened?

1593
01:06:33.155 --> 01:06:35.366
Troy wants to jump right into
the analysis

1594
01:06:35.408 --> 01:06:36.909
and planning stage
of app development

1595
01:06:36.951 --> 01:06:38.577
with <i>you</i> taking charge.

1596
01:06:38.619 --> 01:06:42.164
His lawyers are already
talking finances and budget.

1597
01:06:42.206 --> 01:06:45.876
Wow. I mean, that is, that
is, that's just really fast.

1598
01:06:45.918 --> 01:06:47.503
You know, I haven't even
had a chance

1599
01:06:47.545 --> 01:06:49.463
to tell Izzy about this yet.

1600
01:06:49.505 --> 01:06:51.674
<i>Well, you better fill her</i>
<i>in or the press release will.</i>

1601
01:06:51.716 --> 01:06:53.843
Okay, um, Yuki,
I feel like maybe

1602
01:06:53.884 --> 01:06:57.054
I should probably tell
you that the, uh, Izzy M. Inc.

1603
01:06:57.096 --> 01:06:59.056
experiment kind of,
kind of imploded.

1604
01:06:59.098 --> 01:07:00.433
Nope. Not listening.

1605
01:07:00.474 --> 01:07:01.726
I don't wanna hear
how the inspiration

1606
01:07:01.767 --> 01:07:03.269
for the app is a dud.

1607
01:07:03.310 --> 01:07:05.354
Be psyched, girl boss.
New chapter.

1608
01:07:05.396 --> 01:07:07.106
<i>All right.</i>

1609
01:07:07.148 --> 01:07:08.399
New chapter.

1610
01:07:09.483 --> 01:07:10.943
- Thanks.
- Hey, guys.

1611
01:07:10.985 --> 01:07:14.905
So, uh, before we start,
I have news.

1612
01:07:14.947 --> 01:07:18.951
And, uh, it's kind of big,
so, uh...

1613
01:07:18.993 --> 01:07:22.288
I'm just suddenly feeling
like I've missed something.

1614
01:07:22.329 --> 01:07:24.749
What's going on? Izzy?

1615
01:07:24.790 --> 01:07:27.585
Izzy, what is happening?

1616
01:07:27.626 --> 01:07:28.919
What? Why are you--

1617
01:07:28.961 --> 01:07:30.880
How could you betray me
like this?

1618
01:07:30.921 --> 01:07:32.757
What?

1619
01:07:32.798 --> 01:07:35.843
- Curtis, what?
- She doesn't know, does she?

1620
01:07:35.885 --> 01:07:39.221
I'll, do the honors.

1621
01:07:39.263 --> 01:07:41.098
"Entrepreneur Troy Graves
is partnering

1622
01:07:41.140 --> 01:07:43.768
with startup hotshot
Megan Moore to develop

1623
01:07:43.809 --> 01:07:46.645
a revolutionary life coach
by committee app."

1624
01:07:46.687 --> 01:07:47.897
- I...
- Quote...

1625
01:07:47.938 --> 01:07:49.190
"Megan brings unprecedented

1626
01:07:49.231 --> 01:07:51.025
skill to the creation
of this product,

1627
01:07:51.067 --> 01:07:53.444
just as she did with
her unorthodox approach

1628
01:07:53.486 --> 01:07:55.237
of applying the principles
of business

1629
01:07:55.279 --> 01:07:58.783
to successfully overhaul
her own sister's life."

1630
01:07:58.824 --> 01:08:01.118
Press release goes on
the list of some examples

1631
01:08:01.160 --> 01:08:03.913
of how the app can
capitalize on them.

1632
01:08:03.954 --> 01:08:07.249
And they use Izzy's
full name, too, which is wrong.

1633
01:08:07.291 --> 01:08:09.293
You guys,
I-I very much understand

1634
01:08:09.335 --> 01:08:11.796
that this looks really bad,

1635
01:08:11.837 --> 01:08:13.422
but please, let me explain.

1636
01:08:13.464 --> 01:08:15.883
The press release was
really not supposed

1637
01:08:15.925 --> 01:08:18.511
to come out this soon. It should
not have mentioned you.

1638
01:08:18.552 --> 01:08:20.095
But listen,
when I tell you about this,

1639
01:08:20.137 --> 01:08:21.222
you're gonna be excited.

1640
01:08:21.263 --> 01:08:22.556
- Excited?
- Yeah.

1641
01:08:22.598 --> 01:08:23.974
No, you used me.

1642
01:08:24.016 --> 01:08:25.768
Izzy M. Inc., this board,

1643
01:08:25.810 --> 01:08:30.439
the whole thing was just for
your own career resuscitation.

1644
01:08:30.481 --> 01:08:33.567
No, n-n-not even close.

1645
01:08:33.609 --> 01:08:36.362
I-Izzy, the-the whole
investor thing

1646
01:08:36.403 --> 01:08:39.240
of it all, that started
after we began.

1647
01:08:39.281 --> 01:08:41.534
This has always been
about helping you.

1648
01:08:41.575 --> 01:08:43.494
Helping me or helping
me become you?

1649
01:08:45.454 --> 01:08:49.041
My whole life,
I looked up to perfect Megan,

1650
01:08:49.083 --> 01:08:51.252
but she didn't even know
I was there.

1651
01:08:51.293 --> 01:08:53.045
I just got left behind.

1652
01:08:54.630 --> 01:08:56.799
I was left behind.

1653
01:08:56.841 --> 01:08:58.634
You always had Mom.
You had Ken.

1654
01:08:58.676 --> 01:09:00.594
You know, mom would always say
that, "Oh, we don't gotta worry

1655
01:09:00.636 --> 01:09:03.389
about Megan. She's got a good
head on her shoulders."

1656
01:09:03.430 --> 01:09:04.765
Oh, really?
Mom said that?

1657
01:09:04.807 --> 01:09:06.559
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Figures.

1658
01:09:06.600 --> 01:09:10.062
And what does that mean for me,
huh? That I'm the screw-up?

1659
01:09:10.104 --> 01:09:12.606
'Cause maybe I should
just own it.

1660
01:09:12.648 --> 01:09:14.316
Izzy, I had no idea.

1661
01:09:14.358 --> 01:09:16.485
Of course not,
because up until

1662
01:09:16.527 --> 01:09:19.363
a few months ago,
we barely spoke.

1663
01:09:19.405 --> 01:09:21.699
Are you embarrassed of me?

1664
01:09:21.740 --> 01:09:23.534
No. No.

1665
01:09:23.576 --> 01:09:26.745
Because I thought that this
whole experiment would...

1666
01:09:26.787 --> 01:09:29.665
bring us together
and make me more like you

1667
01:09:29.707 --> 01:09:31.625
and that I would
fit more into your bubble

1668
01:09:31.667 --> 01:09:34.044
a-and, like, you would like me.

1669
01:09:34.086 --> 01:09:36.630
Of course I like you.
Who wouldn't like you?

1670
01:09:36.672 --> 01:09:39.550
Yeah, but you know what
I learned through all this?

1671
01:09:39.592 --> 01:09:43.304
I might be a disaster,
but I'm a happy disaster.

1672
01:09:43.345 --> 01:09:46.473
Megan, all you care
about is being perfect

1673
01:09:46.515 --> 01:09:51.103
and on schedule and making sure
you have everything right,

1674
01:09:51.145 --> 01:09:54.815
but you don't even know
what happiness feels like.

1675
01:09:54.857 --> 01:09:56.483
But I know that doesn't
really matter to you

1676
01:09:56.525 --> 01:09:58.527
because, um, you're on top now

1677
01:09:58.569 --> 01:10:02.573
as a big CEO.

1678
01:10:02.615 --> 01:10:04.742
What does it matter about
the casualties along the way?

1679
01:10:07.703 --> 01:10:09.496
I'm sorry. Okay?

1680
01:10:09.538 --> 01:10:10.915
I just...

1681
01:10:10.956 --> 01:10:14.210
- I'm sorry.
- Yoo-hoo! Anyone in here?

1682
01:10:14.251 --> 01:10:16.253
- Oh, Mom.
- I do love the little...

1683
01:10:16.295 --> 01:10:18.631
designer bargain.

1684
01:10:18.672 --> 01:10:21.884
Oh, is this the "sample sale?"

1685
01:10:21.926 --> 01:10:22.885
Oh.

1686
01:10:24.345 --> 01:10:27.181
Patsy, what are you doing here?

1687
01:10:27.222 --> 01:10:30.517
Frank? Megan, what is goin' on?

1688
01:10:30.559 --> 01:10:33.520
Izzy can fill you in, mom.

1689
01:10:33.562 --> 01:10:37.524
And, uh, I resign
effective immediately, so...

1690
01:10:37.566 --> 01:10:39.735
Um, Curtis, maybe you...

1691
01:10:43.656 --> 01:10:44.657
Right.

1692
01:10:50.788 --> 01:10:51.914
Megan?

1693
01:10:54.792 --> 01:10:56.043
Oh, sweetheart.

1694
01:10:56.085 --> 01:10:57.503
Oh, it's okay.

1695
01:11:13.852 --> 01:11:14.937
Izzy?

1696
01:11:21.443 --> 01:11:25.906
I tried to stay mad,
but my mom wisely said

1697
01:11:25.948 --> 01:11:29.243
"To err is human,
to forgive, divine."

1698
01:11:29.284 --> 01:11:30.911
I don't think Beverly came up--

1699
01:11:30.953 --> 01:11:32.830
Oh, she sent over
a fresh batch of booch.

1700
01:11:34.707 --> 01:11:35.666
Come in.

1701
01:11:39.712 --> 01:11:42.923
I, uh, really screwed up,
didn't I?

1702
01:11:42.965 --> 01:11:44.425
Pretty much.

1703
01:11:44.466 --> 01:11:46.468
So what happened after I left?

1704
01:11:46.510 --> 01:11:49.096
Board's dissolved.
Experiment over.

1705
01:11:49.138 --> 01:11:51.932
I-I did get to hang out
with Lois, though.

1706
01:11:51.974 --> 01:11:54.018
Can't believe she didn't try
to take over.

1707
01:11:54.059 --> 01:11:58.355
- It's, uh, kind of Lois's M.O.
- Izzy didn't want her to.

1708
01:11:58.397 --> 01:12:01.108
Oh, man, I just,
I really messed up with Izzy.

1709
01:12:01.150 --> 01:12:03.193
I have no idea how to make
this up to her.

1710
01:12:03.235 --> 01:12:05.154
- Can't help you there.
- Mm...

1711
01:12:06.780 --> 01:12:09.366
Hey, um...

1712
01:12:09.408 --> 01:12:12.828
I have some other kind of bad
news, which is that I...

1713
01:12:14.663 --> 01:12:16.957
I decided not to take
Troy Graves' money.

1714
01:12:16.999 --> 01:12:18.667
It just didn't feel like
the right thing

1715
01:12:18.709 --> 01:12:20.377
to do anymore. I-I'm sorry.

1716
01:12:20.419 --> 01:12:23.088
Oh, I wasn't coming
with you anyway.

1717
01:12:23.130 --> 01:12:25.674
Wha-what? Wh-why not?

1718
01:12:25.716 --> 01:12:28.218
You weren't the only one
secretly taking meetings.

1719
01:12:28.260 --> 01:12:29.928
Curtis!

1720
01:12:29.970 --> 01:12:32.973
I got a social media job
at the Initiator Press.

1721
01:12:33.015 --> 01:12:34.266
You're...

1722
01:12:34.308 --> 01:12:36.185
That's wonderful.

1723
01:12:36.226 --> 01:12:38.520
I'm so happy for you.

1724
01:12:40.773 --> 01:12:42.399
Good job, Curtis.

1725
01:12:44.943 --> 01:12:48.030
So what are you gonna do?

1726
01:12:48.072 --> 01:12:49.406
I don't know.

1727
01:12:50.657 --> 01:12:53.952
But you know what?

1728
01:12:53.994 --> 01:12:56.038
I am overdue doing this.

1729
01:12:58.499 --> 01:13:00.000
Buh-bye, BeScheduled.

1730
01:13:01.752 --> 01:13:04.671
Izzy's right.
I am the tragic one.

1731
01:13:04.713 --> 01:13:06.090
I've been so busy
trying to have control

1732
01:13:06.131 --> 01:13:07.883
over absolutely everything
that I...

1733
01:13:09.218 --> 01:13:10.344
I haven't been living.

1734
01:13:10.386 --> 01:13:12.429
Well, like my mom always says,

1735
01:13:12.471 --> 01:13:14.348
"You need to go find
your smile."

1736
01:13:14.390 --> 01:13:15.516
Curtis, your mom...

1737
01:13:19.436 --> 01:13:20.896
Curtis, your mom's right.

1738
01:13:20.938 --> 01:13:22.523
She always is.

1739
01:13:24.274 --> 01:13:25.234
Yeah.

1740
01:13:29.905 --> 01:13:31.865
We should have
told you, mom.

1741
01:13:31.907 --> 01:13:34.701
Well, I knew something
was goin' on.

1742
01:13:34.743 --> 01:13:37.204
- I call it "Mom-tuition."
- Right.

1743
01:13:37.246 --> 01:13:39.206
Believe me, I was happy
that you girls

1744
01:13:39.248 --> 01:13:41.375
were spending time together,
but I didn't know

1745
01:13:41.417 --> 01:13:44.670
you formed a corporation
and were having board meetings,

1746
01:13:44.711 --> 01:13:47.589
which is a very
clever idea, actually.

1747
01:13:49.466 --> 01:13:52.511
I'm just a little sad you didn't
want me to be a part of it.

1748
01:13:52.553 --> 01:13:53.971
I'm sorry, mom, I am.

1749
01:13:54.012 --> 01:13:56.473
I do know what it feels like
to be excluded.

1750
01:13:56.515 --> 01:13:59.977
Honey, I never meant for you
to feel left out of the family.

1751
01:14:00.018 --> 01:14:03.814
You just always seemed like
you didn't need us.

1752
01:14:03.856 --> 01:14:07.317
- That's not true.
- Megan...

1753
01:14:07.359 --> 01:14:10.696
You're so together,
whereas Izzy is...

1754
01:14:11.947 --> 01:14:13.115
- Izzy.
- I know.

1755
01:14:14.908 --> 01:14:17.035
And I know how you must
have thought

1756
01:14:17.077 --> 01:14:19.246
I was playin' favorites.

1757
01:14:19.288 --> 01:14:21.748
But I... love

1758
01:14:21.790 --> 01:14:24.543
each of my girls equally.

1759
01:14:26.128 --> 01:14:28.463
Thank you, mom. I, uh...

1760
01:14:28.505 --> 01:14:31.550
Yeah, I think I actually
did need to hear that, so...

1761
01:14:35.429 --> 01:14:37.681
Um, I-I miss dad.

1762
01:14:39.099 --> 01:14:41.351
I do too.

1763
01:14:41.393 --> 01:14:42.936
And by the way, I do know that

1764
01:14:42.978 --> 01:14:46.064
you were just doing the best
you could with Izzy.

1765
01:14:46.106 --> 01:14:47.608
I-I get that now.

1766
01:14:47.649 --> 01:14:49.234
And you were doing
the best you could

1767
01:14:49.276 --> 01:14:51.778
with your board
of directors thing.

1768
01:14:51.820 --> 01:14:54.072
Yes, but really, I think
I was just trying to become

1769
01:14:54.114 --> 01:14:57.743
a version of you, just swoop in,
try to fix everything, and...

1770
01:14:57.784 --> 01:14:59.745
Well, we're fixers no more,

1771
01:14:59.786 --> 01:15:03.040
because little baby bird Izzy
has flown the nest.

1772
01:15:03.081 --> 01:15:04.958
- Really?
- Yeah.

1773
01:15:05.000 --> 01:15:07.461
She's still not really
speaking to me.

1774
01:15:07.502 --> 01:15:09.546
Well, I told her you weren't
doing the app anymore,

1775
01:15:09.588 --> 01:15:14.051
but she does still have that
voodoo doll in her bedroom.

1776
01:15:14.092 --> 01:15:16.929
Looks remarkably like you,
actually.

1777
01:15:16.970 --> 01:15:18.847
She's very talented
when she's mad.

1778
01:15:20.515 --> 01:15:23.685
She did sign up for a yoga
teacher training course,

1779
01:15:23.727 --> 01:15:27.231
and she's studying to
get her esthetician license.

1780
01:15:27.272 --> 01:15:30.108
- She did pass ear piercing.
- Wow.

1781
01:15:30.150 --> 01:15:32.152
She's giving herself options.
That's very smart.

1782
01:15:32.194 --> 01:15:33.403
Yeah.

1783
01:15:33.445 --> 01:15:34.780
And she missed her friends

1784
01:15:34.821 --> 01:15:36.573
in that nutty home
she was in before.

1785
01:15:36.615 --> 01:15:38.742
So she negotiated herself

1786
01:15:38.784 --> 01:15:40.786
out of that new apartment lease

1787
01:15:40.827 --> 01:15:43.664
if she promised to
clean it up and she did.

1788
01:15:43.705 --> 01:15:45.666
- Wow.
- Woody helped her paint, and...

1789
01:15:46.583 --> 01:15:48.210
your art friend Dominic,

1790
01:15:48.252 --> 01:15:50.087
he fixed a cabinet door.

1791
01:15:50.128 --> 01:15:53.173
- God, he is so handy, that man.
- Mm-hmm.

1792
01:15:53.215 --> 01:15:56.260
I didn't realize that Izzy and
Dominic were still in touch.

1793
01:15:56.301 --> 01:15:57.844
Yeah, it seems so.

1794
01:15:57.886 --> 01:15:59.888
Izzy said the whole board is
still friends.

1795
01:16:02.766 --> 01:16:04.601
That's good.

1796
01:16:04.643 --> 01:16:08.564
And Izzy is not getting
back together with Woody.

1797
01:16:08.605 --> 01:16:10.274
- Goodness.
- After the whole...

1798
01:16:10.315 --> 01:16:14.027
Carson thing, she decided
to go boy sober for a while,

1799
01:16:14.069 --> 01:16:16.113
and she's dating herself.

1800
01:16:16.154 --> 01:16:18.407
Like, that's gonna get
me grandchildren.

1801
01:16:18.448 --> 01:16:20.659
- Mom!
- I'm kidding.

1802
01:16:20.701 --> 01:16:22.035
I can joke, you know.

1803
01:16:22.077 --> 01:16:23.287
Oh, I know.

1804
01:16:23.328 --> 01:16:25.455
Oh, look at this.

1805
01:16:29.918 --> 01:16:31.712
- She looks great.
- Well, yes.

1806
01:16:31.753 --> 01:16:34.548
But look,
her feet aren't on my couch.

1807
01:16:34.590 --> 01:16:37.134
She's found her own path.

1808
01:16:37.175 --> 01:16:38.260
About time.

1809
01:16:41.221 --> 01:16:43.515
Hey, I was thinking,

1810
01:16:43.557 --> 01:16:46.727
after this, we could...

1811
01:16:46.768 --> 01:16:50.856
maybe go on a mother-daughter
bonding experience.

1812
01:16:59.531 --> 01:17:00.824
Mm...

1813
01:17:04.369 --> 01:17:07.039
Oh, you look beautiful.

1814
01:17:07.080 --> 01:17:08.749
- Thank you, mom.
- Here.

1815
01:17:08.790 --> 01:17:10.042
Okay.

1816
01:17:11.960 --> 01:17:14.546
You know, there's so many
other ways to have champagne.

1817
01:17:14.588 --> 01:17:15.922
For example,
we could go somewhere,

1818
01:17:15.964 --> 01:17:17.215
and I could buy you some.

1819
01:17:17.257 --> 01:17:19.176
Please let me
live out my fantasy

1820
01:17:19.217 --> 01:17:21.386
of being mother of the bride.

1821
01:17:21.428 --> 01:17:22.429
Okay, fine.

1822
01:17:24.681 --> 01:17:26.600
- Oh.
- All right, all right.

1823
01:17:26.641 --> 01:17:29.770
You got me. I admit it, I guess
this <i>is</i> kind of fun.

1824
01:17:29.811 --> 01:17:34.191
Only because of how weirdly
happy it makes you.

1825
01:17:34.232 --> 01:17:37.653
You know, I really like
that Dominic fella.

1826
01:17:37.694 --> 01:17:40.280
Yeah, I really did, too.

1827
01:17:40.322 --> 01:17:42.491
It's just one of the many
things I've screwed up lately.

1828
01:17:45.911 --> 01:17:47.788
Hey, Mom?
Mm-hmm?

1829
01:17:47.829 --> 01:17:50.874
I'm having an idea about Izzy
and her upcoming birthday.

1830
01:17:50.916 --> 01:17:52.918
It involves getting
the gang back together

1831
01:17:52.959 --> 01:17:55.420
and a whole lot of apologizing
slash explaining

1832
01:17:55.462 --> 01:17:57.089
that I have to do.

1833
01:17:57.130 --> 01:17:58.423
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1834
01:18:43.427 --> 01:18:46.805
- Okay.
- Mom, dad, where are we?

1835
01:18:46.847 --> 01:18:49.766
- Here we go. Oh...
- Okay.

1836
01:18:51.768 --> 01:18:53.562
Surprise!

1837
01:18:57.023 --> 01:18:58.400
You guys, this is better

1838
01:18:58.442 --> 01:19:00.277
than anything
I could've ask for.

1839
01:19:00.318 --> 01:19:01.820
Oh, it wasn't us.

1840
01:19:01.862 --> 01:19:03.780
It was all Megan.

1841
01:19:03.822 --> 01:19:06.199
Happy birthday, Izzy.
Happy birthday!

1842
01:19:06.241 --> 01:19:10.036
Happy birthday!

1843
01:19:10.078 --> 01:19:12.456
I can't believe it.

1844
01:19:12.497 --> 01:19:15.625
Oh!

1845
01:19:15.667 --> 01:19:18.462
- Oh, my God!
- Hey! Happy 30th, Iz!

1846
01:19:18.503 --> 01:19:20.380
- Hey!
- How? What are you doing here?

1847
01:19:20.422 --> 01:19:22.174
What's up? Happy birthday!

1848
01:19:24.092 --> 01:19:26.386
Oh, my goodness. Hi!

1849
01:19:26.428 --> 01:19:27.471
- Wow!
- Happy birthday!

1850
01:19:27.512 --> 01:19:29.222
I haven't seen you guys in so...

1851
01:19:29.264 --> 01:19:31.266
Hi. Oh...

1852
01:19:33.810 --> 01:19:36.146
- Hi.
- Hey.

1853
01:19:36.188 --> 01:19:38.190
I, uh, I know
you love a party.

1854
01:19:38.231 --> 01:19:40.400
It just seemed a lot more,
you know,

1855
01:19:40.442 --> 01:19:42.986
like you, the surprises and all.

1856
01:19:43.028 --> 01:19:45.864
I-I owe you a really
big apology.

1857
01:19:45.906 --> 01:19:48.241
I do. Because I, uh...

1858
01:19:48.283 --> 01:19:50.952
I tried to change you,
and I absolutely

1859
01:19:50.994 --> 01:19:53.705
never should have done that.

1860
01:19:53.747 --> 01:19:57.250
Izzy, you have the biggest
heart, and, uh...

1861
01:19:59.252 --> 01:20:02.297
I just hope that there's
still room in it for me.

1862
01:20:06.384 --> 01:20:09.095
Uh, well, I did
come to you asking

1863
01:20:09.137 --> 01:20:11.598
for my life to be transformed
before my 30th birthday.

1864
01:20:13.099 --> 01:20:14.559
And it is.

1865
01:20:14.601 --> 01:20:17.521
Just...maybe not the way
either of us imagined.

1866
01:20:17.562 --> 01:20:19.105
Right.

1867
01:20:19.147 --> 01:20:21.107
And I hope you know that
you changed my life, too.

1868
01:20:21.149 --> 01:20:23.151
Oh, yes, I know. You don't
have a big stick up your--

1869
01:20:23.193 --> 01:20:24.903
Was gonna say I learned
to live a little.

1870
01:20:24.945 --> 01:20:26.988
Mm-hmm.

1871
01:20:28.281 --> 01:20:30.033
I love you just the way you are.

1872
01:20:30.075 --> 01:20:31.159
I love you.

1873
01:20:32.744 --> 01:20:34.704
Oh, okay.

1874
01:20:34.746 --> 01:20:36.456
Can we have
lemon drop shots now?

1875
01:20:36.498 --> 01:20:38.124
Yes.

1876
01:20:38.959 --> 01:20:40.502
Let's invite mom.

1877
01:20:40.544 --> 01:20:42.712
- Oh! Okay.
- All right, you take that one.

1878
01:20:42.754 --> 01:20:44.256
- All right. Okay.
- Okay, bring it in.

1879
01:20:44.297 --> 01:20:46.258
- Mmm.
- Here's to Izzy's birthday.

1880
01:20:46.299 --> 01:20:48.093
Thank you, girls.

1881
01:20:51.888 --> 01:20:54.975
I'm just so proud of my
girls, even though it wasn't

1882
01:20:55.016 --> 01:20:57.727
a very conventional route
to family togetherness.

1883
01:20:57.769 --> 01:21:00.814
Has anything about this
family ever been conventional?

1884
01:21:00.855 --> 01:21:02.607
Oh, now that you mention it, no.

1885
01:21:02.649 --> 01:21:05.235
You ladies keep me on my toes.

1886
01:21:05.277 --> 01:21:07.028
I wouldn't trade it
for the world.

1887
01:21:07.070 --> 01:21:08.530
Mm...

1888
01:21:08.572 --> 01:21:10.782
<i>♪ You and I are special ♪</i>

1889
01:21:12.659 --> 01:21:15.120
So I have this credit card now,
and it gives you 2% back.

1890
01:21:15.161 --> 01:21:17.205
You spend the money, and then
they give you some money back.

1891
01:21:17.247 --> 01:21:19.040
I'm like, what?
I'm gonna save that money.

1892
01:21:19.082 --> 01:21:20.876
I'm gonna take it.
I'm gonna use it to go to Peru.

1893
01:21:20.917 --> 01:21:22.586
I'm gonna see these llamas.
I'm gonna sleep with the llamas.

1894
01:21:22.627 --> 01:21:24.045
You know what? There's
so much to share with you.

1895
01:21:24.087 --> 01:21:25.672
I'll tell you back
at the house, okay?

1896
01:21:25.714 --> 01:21:27.716
Bye, roomie.

1897
01:21:27.757 --> 01:21:29.259
- Hey.
- Oh, hi.

1898
01:21:29.301 --> 01:21:32.095
Hey, so, uh, I invited Dominic.

1899
01:21:32.137 --> 01:21:33.972
I was sure he would
show up for you.

1900
01:21:34.014 --> 01:21:36.891
Oh, he has shown,
but I think it's for you.

1901
01:21:37.642 --> 01:21:39.269
What?

1902
01:21:39.311 --> 01:21:41.688
- Happy birthday, Iz.
- Oh, thanks.

1903
01:21:43.356 --> 01:21:44.941
Sorry, I'm late.

1904
01:21:44.983 --> 01:21:46.735
My, uh, schedule's been all
screwy this week.

1905
01:21:46.776 --> 01:21:48.570
I had to switch lectures with a
colleague.

1906
01:21:48.612 --> 01:21:50.697
Of course. I just didn't
think you were coming.

1907
01:21:50.739 --> 01:21:52.741
And miss this? Never.

1908
01:21:54.909 --> 01:21:58.038
I made a mistake. You warned me,
and I didn't listen.

1909
01:21:58.079 --> 01:22:01.583
- I think you served your time.
- So you're not mad?

1910
01:22:01.625 --> 01:22:03.293
It wasn't in my place
to be mad at you.

1911
01:22:03.335 --> 01:22:05.837
I was always the independent
director on Izzy's board.

1912
01:22:08.131 --> 01:22:10.175
I'm sorry I went so hot
and cold, and then I

1913
01:22:10.216 --> 01:22:12.802
pushed you away.
Just a terrible force of habit.

1914
01:22:12.844 --> 01:22:14.054
I know.

1915
01:22:14.095 --> 01:22:15.263
And now?

1916
01:22:18.475 --> 01:22:20.101
Come with me.

1917
01:22:20.143 --> 01:22:23.104
<i>♪ I was paralyzed ♪</i>

1918
01:22:24.105 --> 01:22:25.774
<i>♪ By those... ♪</i>

1919
01:22:25.815 --> 01:22:28.944
You know, I never really
understood

1920
01:22:28.985 --> 01:22:30.362
that John Lennon quote.

1921
01:22:30.403 --> 01:22:31.655
I think it's from
when he was young,

1922
01:22:31.696 --> 01:22:32.948
and they were asking him
what he wanted

1923
01:22:32.989 --> 01:22:35.075
to be when he grew up,
and he said,

1924
01:22:35.116 --> 01:22:36.534
"I just wanna be happy."

1925
01:22:37.869 --> 01:22:40.080
I think I get it now.

1926
01:22:40.121 --> 01:22:41.623
- Goldie Hawn said that.
- No, she didn't.

1927
01:22:41.665 --> 01:22:46.169
She-she did. It's, it's okay.

1928
01:22:46.211 --> 01:22:48.588
<i>♪ You can do what you want ♪</i>

1929
01:22:48.630 --> 01:22:51.257
So, what's next?

1930
01:22:51.299 --> 01:22:53.343
Uh, it seems like we're dancing.

1931
01:22:53.385 --> 01:22:55.762
- I meant with work.
- Oh, well...

1932
01:22:55.804 --> 01:22:57.305
I'm going to partner with Curtis

1933
01:22:57.347 --> 01:23:00.892
and his mom and take her
kombucha brand nationwide.

1934
01:23:00.934 --> 01:23:03.144
And then what?

1935
01:23:03.186 --> 01:23:04.521
I don't know.

1936
01:23:04.562 --> 01:23:08.274
I just wanna be in good company.

1937
01:23:08.316 --> 01:23:11.736
<i>♪ Will you still hold my hand ♪</i>

1938
01:23:11.778 --> 01:23:15.865
<i>♪ When we're alone ♪</i>

1939
01:23:15.907 --> 01:23:18.243
<i>♪ Will you still kiss me? ♪</i>

1940
01:23:18.284 --> 01:23:20.328
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1941
01:23:20.370 --> 01:23:24.874
<i>♪ And when we're home ♪</i>

1942
01:23:24.916 --> 01:23:28.795
<i>♪ Will you pretend</i>
<i>I'm the only one? ♪</i>

1943
01:23:32.382 --> 01:23:34.801
<i>♪ I heard from your friends ♪</i>

1944
01:23:36.928 --> 01:23:39.222
<i>♪ You had been untrue ♪</i>

1945
01:23:41.182 --> 01:23:43.476
<i>♪ Oh, I cannot believe, no ♪</i>

1946
01:23:45.061 --> 01:23:49.524
<i>♪ Until I walked in on you ♪</i>

1947
01:23:49.566 --> 01:23:53.862
<i>♪ I wish you only ♪</i>

1948
01:23:53.903 --> 01:23:56.239
<i>♪ Wanted me ♪</i>

1949
01:23:57.866 --> 01:23:58.867
<i>♪ But how can ♪</i>