1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:04,671 --> 00:00:08,342 ["Superman main theme" plays] 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,416 [whooshes] 5 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:32,009 [wind whistling] 6 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:40,726 [wheezing] 7 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:55,282 [coughs, sustained whistle] 8 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:57,993 [wheezes] 9 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:04,041 [distant rumbling] 10 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:10,506 [rumbling grows] 11 00:02:16,178 --> 00:02:17,429 -[thump] -[groans] 12 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,933 -Ow! Oh! -[playful growling] 13 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:23,977 [shrieks] Stop, stop, stop. 14 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,771 [barks, chomps] 15 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,648 Stop. Stop. 16 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,775 No, Krypto. Krypto. 17 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:31,777 -[playful growl] -Ow! 18 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,695 -[growls] -[coughs] 19 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:36,740 -[grunts] -[quietly] Krypto. 20 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,535 [wheezes] Take me home. 21 00:02:39,618 --> 00:02:41,954 -[panting] -[wheezing] 22 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:42,913 [grunts] 23 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,665 Home. 24 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:48,794 -[panting] -[groans] 25 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,673 [Superman grunts] 26 00:02:54,049 --> 00:02:55,759 [growls] 27 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,469 [barks] 28 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:58,470 Krypto. 29 00:02:59,221 --> 00:03:00,806 -Home. -[sniffs] 30 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,984 [rumbling] 31 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:19,867 [crystals crackling] 32 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:32,963 [barks] 33 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,550 [energy pulses, hums] 34 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:45,225 [Four] Superman! 35 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,440 [woman speaking Kryptonian] 36 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,028 [man speaking Kryptonian] 37 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:01,867 [whispers] Thank you. 38 00:04:01,950 --> 00:04:05,287 No need to thank us, sir, as we will not appreciate it. 39 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,581 We have no consciousness whatsoever. 40 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:10,584 Merely automatons, here to serve. 41 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,170 Meet Twelve. She's new. 42 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,964 -Hi. -[giggles] He looked at me. 43 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:19,885 [Four] I put your parents' message on to soothe you. 44 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:20,844 Thank you. 45 00:04:21,136 --> 00:04:23,013 He finds it soothing. 46 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,975 [speaking Kryptonian] 47 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,856 [speaking Kryptonian] 48 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,448 [recording warbles] 49 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:43,242 [recording repeats] 50 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:46,995 The message was damaged in transit from Krypton to Earth. 51 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,288 But what is there… 52 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,249 [speaks Kryptonian] 53 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:52,459 [Four] "We love you more than heaven, our son." 54 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:53,418 [Jor-El speaking] 55 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:54,837 [Four] "We love you more than land." 56 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,421 [whispering] "We love you more than land." 57 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:59,132 [Four] "Our beloved home will soon be gone forever. 58 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,426 But hope vitalizes our hearts, 59 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:03,637 -and that hope is you, Kal-El." -[Superman, barely audible] 60 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:05,389 [Lara speaking Kryptonian] 61 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:07,558 [Four] "We have searched the universe for a home 62 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,726 where you can do the most good 63 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,521 and live out Krypton's truth. 64 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,566 -That place is Earth." -"That place is Earth." 65 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,235 And the rest of the message is lost. 66 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,945 [Five] Fourteen fractured bones. 67 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:23,448 Damage to bladder, kidney, large intestine, lungs. 68 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,868 Our poor Superman. 69 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,828 [Four] With a healthy dose of yellow sun, 70 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:30,163 we'll have him up and at 'em in no time. 71 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:34,918 [rumbling] 72 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:41,592 [whistling] 73 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:45,888 [energy hums] 74 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,767 [shouts] 75 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:54,688 [shout echoes] 76 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,106 [Lex Luthor] Engineer, come in. 77 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:58,275 [Engineer] He landed somewhere near here. 78 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,610 I can't see where. 79 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,737 [Luthor] Well, keep looking. 80 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,030 [wind howling] 81 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,072 [humming stops] 82 00:06:05,490 --> 00:06:07,034 [gasps] 83 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,080 [shudders] Golly. 84 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,290 [sighs] 85 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:18,086 Sir, you are only 83% restored to health. You must rest. 86 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,339 No can do, Four. I gotta get back to the fray. 87 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:23,967 [Four] But this Hammer fellow just beat you at full power. 88 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,219 Sir? 89 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:27,554 [rocks, crystals clatter] 90 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:29,139 What is this? 91 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:30,390 [servos whirring] 92 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:31,308 Krypto! 93 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,352 [thuds, panting] 94 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:34,937 What the hey, dude? I-I thought-- 95 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,230 You destroyed the whole-- 96 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,941 Superman robots, I thought I told you to keep an eye on him. 97 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,151 We feed the canine, but he is unruly. 98 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:43,570 And he realizes we are not flesh and blood 99 00:06:43,654 --> 00:06:47,115 and couldn't, in our heart of hearts, care less whether he lives or dies. 100 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:49,576 Stop, Krypto, leave it. 101 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,746 Ow. Ow! Stop. Ow. Stop it. 102 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,040 Krypto! Ow! Ow! Stop it. Stop. 103 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:57,125 Sit. Sit. Stay. 104 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,962 [sighs, exhales] 105 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:04,591 [Krypto whines] 106 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:05,843 [sighs] 107 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:09,429 [whooshes] 108 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,266 [sonic boom echoes] 109 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,435 The alien is on its way back. 110 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:18,564 -[cape whipping] -[wind whooshing] 111 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:27,573 ["Superman main theme" plays] 112 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,845 Your Superman has abandoned you! 113 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:55,601 The people of Boravia will not ignore him inserting himself into our affairs. 114 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,228 [laser warbling] 115 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,858 -[Hammer shouts, indistinct] -[man 1] Accelerate the portals. 116 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,401 Primed and ready. 117 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,486 T-Minus ten and counting. 118 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:07,696 [man 1] Buckle up, we're going live. 119 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,781 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six… 120 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,283 Bravo, what do you have on employees? 121 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,451 I'm inside Chocos, Larry. No fatalities. 122 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,493 …five, four… 123 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:16,747 -Can't win 'em all. -[woman 1] …three, two, one. 124 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,334 -Target in sight. -[rumbling] 125 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:23,378 -He's back. Your 5:00. -Copy. 126 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:29,718 12C. 127 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:36,850 18A. 128 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,106 34B. 129 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:48,111 98Z. 130 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,073 8H. 131 00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:53,825 [boom] 132 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:55,494 74D. 133 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,870 [grunts] 134 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,041 44T! 135 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,335 [shouts] 136 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:04,503 [shutter clicking] 137 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,174 [people shriek] 138 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:14,596 -Reggie, can you watch? -Yeah, yeah. 139 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,598 -[sirens wailing] -[horn honks] 140 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,476 Yes! Yes, yes, yes! 141 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:24,022 It's like he knows Superman's every move before he makes it. 142 00:09:24,106 --> 00:09:26,900 He does. He's been studying him for years. 143 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:30,153 He's developed over 2,500 fight moves for any situation. 144 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,322 -[sirens in distance] -Superman! 145 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:35,200 [Larry] Bravo, you got him? 146 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:39,079 Malik Ali, a local. 147 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,748 [woman 2] Lex, we have the Engineer. 148 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,377 [Engineer] The target has led us to the ice castle. 149 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,379 The rumors are true. 150 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,923 I don't know how in the hell this thing hasn't been spotted. 151 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:53,343 [panting] 152 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:57,639 Mierda. 153 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,856 Comms, two to one. 154 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,401 Hijo de… 155 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,155 Lex, the entire structure has descended into the ice. 156 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,657 We have what we need. Return to base. 157 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,451 [Engineer] I can drill into it, Lex. 158 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,494 Your pride won't be making our choices today, Angela. 159 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:20,412 Thank you. 160 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:22,122 We'll need more than you when we enter. 161 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:25,250 Comms, one to two. 162 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,170 We've done what we need to do. Wrap it up. 163 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:34,092 The United States will continue to feel the wrath of the Hammer of Boravia. 164 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,719 It's me, Mali. 165 00:10:36,345 --> 00:10:37,804 Once I gave you free falafel, 166 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,349 when you saved a woman from being hit by a taxi. 167 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,517 Are you all right, Superman? 168 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,727 Mali, you gotta get outta here. It's not safe. 169 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,396 You saved us so many times. Now it's our turn. 170 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,524 [Hammer] This is your last warning. 171 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,984 -[boom] -[people] Oh! 172 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,238 [groans] 173 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:57,032 Maybe you shouldn't have done that thing in Jarhanpur, Superman. 174 00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,201 [panting] 175 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,246 [groans] 176 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,165 -Flawless, people. -[laughing] 177 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:06,875 Way to bring it home! 178 00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,087 [laughing, cheering] 179 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:13,048 [hooting, squealing] 180 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,595 [no audible dialogue] 181 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:24,726 [hard rock music] 182 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,162 [whirring] 183 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,548 [electrical pulse] 184 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,222 [man 1] Decelerate all portals. 185 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,726 -Ultraman's back. -Ultraman! 186 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,312 [brightly] Ultraman! You did so good. 187 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,771 [woman laughs] Yes! 188 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:13,692 [chatter and laughter] 189 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,466 Sorry about that. I'm so sorry. 190 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,593 Sorry. 191 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,638 -Morning, Nino. -Good morning, Clark. 192 00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:51,271 [man on tv] Do these unelected metahumans 193 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,941 think they can dictate international policy? 194 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,192 It's outrageous. 195 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,778 [Perry] It's a big story. Put it above the fold. 196 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,404 That's where we put it. 197 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,949 -You're late again, Kent. -Sorry, Perry. 198 00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:05,035 -Hey, loser. -Hey, Steve. 199 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:07,871 Hey, what do you got against adverbs, Kent? 200 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:11,124 How are we supposed to know how we feel when we read this malarkey? 201 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:15,462 In sports writing, you learn the sentence is the modifier. 202 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,464 -Hey, Ma. -"Ma!" 203 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,967 -Hey, Clark! -[Pa chuckles] 204 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,719 Uh, me and Pa just wanted to call 205 00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:26,306 and say congratulations on that front page. 206 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:28,308 Boy, that is something! 207 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,811 Hey, ask Ma if she barbecued up any good roadkill lately. 208 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,355 -Shut up, Steve. -Like, uh, possum or chitlins… 209 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,940 -What's that, Clark? -[Clark] Sorry, Ma, 210 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:36,066 I'm just in the middle of a big news day here. 211 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:37,150 What are chitlins? 212 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,694 Chitlins are intestines. 213 00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,988 [Steve] Thanks, Cat. You read this crud? 214 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:42,865 I thought it was great, Clark. 215 00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:44,741 "Great"? 216 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:46,952 [chuckling] Yeah! Front page! Big time! 217 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:50,831 Well, we don't want to keep you, but, uh, 218 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,041 wanted to say congrats, 219 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,836 and tell you we're thinking 'bout you, Clark. 220 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:59,214 -It's been a minute. -Tell him don't be a stranger. 221 00:13:59,298 --> 00:14:01,592 Pa says, "Don't be a stranger." 222 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,594 I, uh… Yeah, I heard him, Ma. 223 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,304 Yeah, okay I gotta go. I gotta run. 224 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:06,638 Yep, okay. Love you. 225 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:10,267 So, this guy just flew into midtown and started attacking people, 226 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,102 demanding for Superman to show up? 227 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,146 Yeah. It's all there in my article. 228 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,106 Then I'd actually have to make it through your writing, Clark. 229 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,317 Knowledge is worth many sacrifices. 230 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,193 That isn't one of them. 231 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:21,069 [Clark] Ha, ha, ha. Very funny, Lois. 232 00:14:21,153 --> 00:14:23,030 -Oh, my God. -He's so fine. 233 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:26,074 Twenty-two people in the hospital, over 20 million in property damage. 234 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,076 -It does make you wonder. -Wonder what? 235 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:31,205 As great as he is, maybe Superman didn't completely think through 236 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,831 the ramifications of the Boravia thing. 237 00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,083 If this guy is even from Boravia. 238 00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:37,294 [Jimmy] What do you mean? His name is "the Hammer of Boravia." 239 00:14:37,419 --> 00:14:39,755 Yeah, I doubt his parents named him that, Jimmy. 240 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,924 We have no clue what his actual goal was here. 241 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:44,384 I think it's pretty obvious the goal was kicking Superman's ass. 242 00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:46,428 Uh, he did-- He didn't completely kick Superman's ass. 243 00:14:46,512 --> 00:14:47,471 [Jimmy] Pretty thoroughly, Clark. 244 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,350 Show me! You show me what ties there are 245 00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,436 between Boravia and this "Hammer!" 246 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,772 Yeah, see, Superman did say he thought the, uh, Hammer 247 00:14:56,855 --> 00:14:58,357 might be faking a Boravian accent. 248 00:14:58,815 --> 00:14:59,816 Superman said that? 249 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,902 Yeah, I interviewed him right afterwards. Great guy. 250 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:06,073 You know, it's funny that you keep getting all these interviews with Superman, Clark. 251 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,867 I don't think there's anything funny about good journalism, Lois. 252 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,285 Uh-huh. 253 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:15,415 [Ghurkos] The relationship between Boravia and United States 254 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:19,419 has been like iron for 30 years, 255 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:22,965 until Superman came along. 256 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,052 [Luthor] What you're looking at, my friends, 257 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:30,806 is the most powerful being on Planet Earth: 258 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,183 Ultraman. 259 00:15:33,809 --> 00:15:35,185 You created this man? 260 00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:38,355 Ooh. Check this out. The Engineer. 261 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,983 A former special operative, whose blood I infused 262 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,485 with microscopic machines called "nanites," 263 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:47,239 which she can form into anything she can imagine. 264 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:52,035 And, of course, you're familiar with my flying armored forces, the Raptors. 265 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:56,999 All together, they're an unstoppable force we call PlanetWatch. 266 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:01,837 More than capable of containing any otherworldly threat. 267 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:02,796 [snaps fingers] 268 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,466 So you want the Defense Department 269 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:10,053 to hire your metahumans to take down the Kryptonian? 270 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:13,724 After Superman acted with violence against our Boravian allies, 271 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:14,850 I think it'd be worth considering. 272 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,810 Big Blue stopped a war. 273 00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,604 Naive, maybe, but well-intentioned. 274 00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:23,108 Well, I don't know the intentions of an unattended firehose, General Flag. 275 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,485 I just do what I can not to be splashed. 276 00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:28,488 -Mr. Luthor… -The disarming Director Crawley. 277 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:30,574 [sighs] The country of Boravia has purchased 278 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,826 over 80 billion dollars' worth of arms 279 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:34,995 from LuthorCorp in the past two years. 280 00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:36,788 -And? -And no one would profit more 281 00:16:36,872 --> 00:16:39,583 from a war with Boravia and Jarhanpur than you. 282 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,960 A cynic might say that having Superman out of the way 283 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,337 might not be bad for business. 284 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:46,340 Well, what's particularly bad for business is dying. 285 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:49,468 And I have a distinct feeling that's where we're all headed 286 00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,011 with the Kryptonian running wild. 287 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,347 So we're gonna lock up all metahumans now? 288 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,807 Look, other metahumans aren't going off half-cocked, 289 00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,601 interfering in foreign affairs. 290 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,937 They don't have-- And I have proof of this-- 291 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,523 a hidden headquarters in Antarctica 292 00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:05,233 that violates 12 international treaties. 293 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,444 And they aren't aliens. 294 00:17:08,529 --> 00:17:11,198 Shouldn't all that be more than enough reason 295 00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:15,911 for PlanetWatch to at least bring the Kryptonian in for questioning? 296 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,038 Admittedly, I'm not comfortable 297 00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:22,000 with a being from another planet as dangerous as him on the loose. 298 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:24,461 But the optics? Superman is popular. 299 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,047 Less so every day, according to chatter online. 300 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,008 Not to mention the potential risk of failing to contain him. 301 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,469 I assure you, Secretary, we can contain him. 302 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,680 Yeah, they got this stuff, uh… 303 00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:36,056 What's this Kryptonite stuff called? 304 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:38,851 -It's called Kryptonite. -Well, it kills him, right? 305 00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:40,978 As far as we can ascertain, there's none left on the planet. 306 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,813 I have a workaround for that as well. 307 00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,565 You know what? It doesn't matter, Lex. 308 00:17:44,648 --> 00:17:46,608 Because without solid proof of malicious intent, 309 00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:47,985 it's just not worth the risk. 310 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:49,653 [clicks] 311 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,321 [lock clicks] 312 00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,128 [pots clatter] 313 00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:08,755 [clattering continues] 314 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:17,264 [suspenseful music] 315 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,942 What are you doing here? 316 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,736 Three months ago, we had our first date. 317 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:34,573 And so, to celebrate, I am making you your favorite: 318 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,074 breakfast for dinner. 319 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,492 That's your favorite. 320 00:18:38,035 --> 00:18:39,119 You love breakfast. 321 00:18:39,203 --> 00:18:41,955 Yeah, for breakfast. You love it for dinner. 322 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,391 [chuckles lightly] 323 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:03,310 -[chuckling] What? -It was very funny today. 324 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:04,394 -What? -It was hilarious, 325 00:19:04,478 --> 00:19:05,812 the little back-and-forth we had going. 326 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:06,563 Mm. 327 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:08,690 You giving me guff for my article. 328 00:19:08,774 --> 00:19:10,442 Jimmy was eating it up. [loud kisses] 329 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:13,946 I wasn't acting, Clark. If you keep interviewing yourself, 330 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,573 eventually people are gonna figure it out. 331 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,991 But the glasses. 332 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:20,577 Yeah, they won't fool everyone forever. 333 00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:25,207 And ethically, these interviews are hugely problematic. 334 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:28,210 I mean, y-you literally know the questions in advance. 335 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,504 Okay, so I'll let you interview me. 336 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,840 I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like that. 337 00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,842 Come on, Lois. I'm media savvy. 338 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:38,387 I can handle any question that comes my way. 339 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,138 Are you being serious right now? 340 00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:41,807 Yeah. 341 00:19:42,516 --> 00:19:44,685 You'd let me interview you as Superman? 342 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,354 Sure. 343 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,773 How about now? 344 00:19:52,901 --> 00:19:53,861 Um… 345 00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:55,654 [beeps] 346 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:57,281 [Lois] Ready? 347 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:59,199 Let's do it, Cronkite. 348 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,243 Superman. 349 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,287 Miss Lane. 350 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,372 Recently, you've come under 351 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:06,415 a lot of fire for what some might-- 352 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:07,457 I don't know if it's a lot of fire, but-- 353 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,792 It's a lot. 354 00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,127 Today the Secretary of Defense 355 00:20:10,252 --> 00:20:12,504 said he was gonna look into your actions in Boravia. 356 00:20:12,588 --> 00:20:14,715 -[exhales] -That-- That's funny? 357 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,634 It's not "funny" funny, it's just, um… 358 00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:20,262 I mean, come on. My actions? I stopped a war. 359 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,890 -Maybe. -Uh, not "maybe." I did. 360 00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,850 Okay. How? 361 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,686 Well, Boravia invaded Jarhanpur, 362 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,938 and I showed up and told them that wasn't right. 363 00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:30,689 And? 364 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,025 And… smashed some tanks and things 365 00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,986 and a couple of planes and some other stuff. 366 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,448 There were no casualties and no significant injuries. 367 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:40,574 Did you interact at all 368 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,035 with the President of Boravia, Vasil Ghurkos? 369 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:44,411 A very small amount. 370 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:45,913 What's a very small amount? 371 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:47,831 That was between us. 372 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:50,792 [beeps] 373 00:20:50,876 --> 00:20:52,002 This is all on the record. 374 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,547 Yeah, but that conversation was between the two of us. 375 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,508 Yeah, and I would ask that question 376 00:20:57,591 --> 00:20:59,259 whether or not I knew the answer to it. 377 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,761 -Really? -Really. 378 00:21:01,553 --> 00:21:02,429 [beeps] 379 00:21:02,513 --> 00:21:04,389 After I stopped the war, 380 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:06,433 I went to see Ghurkos. 381 00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:07,518 Where? 382 00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:09,645 In the capital of Luchebic, at the Royal Palace. 383 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:10,395 And? 384 00:21:10,479 --> 00:21:12,648 And I took a private audience with Ghurkos. 385 00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:13,524 How? 386 00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:16,151 I flew him out to the desert, and I… 387 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:17,986 And you… 388 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:20,030 And I placed him against a cactus. 389 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:21,740 A cactus? 390 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,825 So… torture? 391 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:24,785 No. Not torture. 392 00:21:24,868 --> 00:21:26,912 Its spikes were like… not even that big. 393 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:28,205 What did you say? 394 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:31,124 I told him that if he ever messes with Jarhanpur again, 395 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:32,793 he'll have to personally answer to me. 396 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,253 What did you mean by that? 397 00:21:34,378 --> 00:21:35,838 That if such events occurred, 398 00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:38,423 we would have a more serious discussion, that's all. 399 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,968 More serious than tearing up his back on a cactus? 400 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,177 Ghurkos was gonna kill people. 401 00:21:42,261 --> 00:21:43,554 You seem to keep forgetting that-- 402 00:21:43,637 --> 00:21:46,139 So, in effect, you illegally entered a country, 403 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:47,558 inserting yourself in the middle 404 00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:48,851 -of an incredibly heated… -No, no, no. Hold on. 405 00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:49,935 -geopolitical situation… -Hold on a second. 406 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,562 …siding with a nation, Jarhanpur, 407 00:21:51,645 --> 00:21:53,021 which historically has not been 408 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:54,606 -a friend to the US… -Jarhanpur has changed. 409 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:56,483 …against a nation that's technically our ally, 410 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,735 and then threatened to murder their head of state. 411 00:21:58,819 --> 00:22:01,405 First of all, whether or not Jarhanpur is an imperfect country 412 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,282 does not give another nation the right to invade it. 413 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,700 Yes, but the Boravian government maintains 414 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:06,285 they're freeing the Jarhanpurians 415 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,411 from a tyrannical regime. 416 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,121 Yes, but you know that's very silly. 417 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:10,038 I do? 418 00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:13,208 The Boravian government, of all people, is saying this? 419 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:14,001 Come on! 420 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,669 This is on the record, Superman. 421 00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:17,129 Now-- No. Now, see… 422 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:18,589 Now you're being dishonest, Lois. 423 00:22:18,672 --> 00:22:20,424 How am I being dishonest? 424 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:23,302 -What are you--? Stop. -Where's the button? 425 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:25,429 You're being dishonest because you know as well as I do 426 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:26,972 that the Boravian government is not well-intentioned. 427 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:30,434 I think that's almost certainly the case, but do I know that? 428 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,476 No, I don't. 429 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:34,021 Can we go on now? 430 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:35,731 Yeah, fine. 431 00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:36,982 -I don't-- You do it. -I… 432 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:40,736 You think this is going well? 433 00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:43,197 Do I think this is going well? Um… 434 00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,616 I think I'm doing a good job. 435 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:48,327 [beeps] 436 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,078 Superman, did you consult with the President 437 00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:51,496 before entering Boravian airspace? 438 00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:53,081 [sighs] 439 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:54,750 -No. -The Secretary of Defense? 440 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,543 -No. -Or any US official 441 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,378 before you took matters into your own hands 442 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,255 and decided unilaterally how to handle 443 00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:01,340 this extremely delicate situation? 444 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:04,051 Ghurkos and his goons were going to kill people. 445 00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:05,427 Yes, but the results 446 00:23:05,511 --> 00:23:07,638 of you seemingly acting as a representative 447 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:08,597 of the United States will cause… 448 00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:09,640 I wasn't representing anybody… 449 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:10,432 …more problems around the world. 450 00:23:10,516 --> 00:23:11,266 …except for me, and-and… 451 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:13,268 -More than a war that lasted… -…myself and, and, and… 452 00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:14,144 …between 12 and 24 hours… 453 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:15,103 …good, I don't know, doing good. 454 00:23:15,187 --> 00:23:16,522 …and was just replacing 455 00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:18,023 one tyrannical regime with another? 456 00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:19,399 Is that really how you feel? 457 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:22,611 I'm not the one being interviewed, Superman, but… 458 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,988 I question it. 459 00:23:25,072 --> 00:23:27,741 Yeah, I would question myself in the same situation 460 00:23:27,824 --> 00:23:30,452 and hold off a beat and consider the consequences. 461 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:32,538 People were going to die! 462 00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:38,043 [exhales] 463 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:45,384 Okay, I'd like to change the subject, if I could. 464 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:47,261 Okay. 465 00:23:47,344 --> 00:23:49,471 You've gotten a lot of heat on social media lately. 466 00:23:49,555 --> 00:23:50,597 I don't read that stuff. 467 00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:52,766 Superman doesn't have time for selfies. 468 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,435 -Third person? -Hmm? 469 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,479 You're referring to yourself in the third person now? 470 00:23:57,563 --> 00:23:58,772 No, it was just a thing I came up with 471 00:23:58,856 --> 00:24:00,816 that I thought I'd try to work into the next interview. 472 00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:02,150 This is on the record, Superman. 473 00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:03,777 Okay, well, not the part where I said that. 474 00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:06,321 -Yes, that part. -No, that part was an aside. 475 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,322 That was off the record. 476 00:24:07,406 --> 00:24:10,158 You have to say "off the record" beforehand, not after. 477 00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,702 Why are you being like this? 478 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:13,036 Fine, I-I won't write 479 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,497 that you spend your spare time trying to think up soundbites. 480 00:24:15,581 --> 00:24:16,874 Which are terrible, by the way. 481 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,209 -Social media. -Yes. 482 00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,336 As you may know, or maybe you don't, 483 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,213 since you claim not to read any of that stuff-- 484 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:24,089 Very seldomly. 485 00:24:24,173 --> 00:24:25,841 Maybe sometimes people catch you reading it 486 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:27,467 and looking very upset. 487 00:24:27,551 --> 00:24:29,136 Okay, well, you can't use that. 488 00:24:29,219 --> 00:24:32,264 People on social media are suspicious because you are… 489 00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:34,474 …an alien, yes? 490 00:24:34,558 --> 00:24:35,559 Yes. 491 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,145 I've been very honest about that. From the beginning. 492 00:24:38,812 --> 00:24:40,522 I come from a planet called Krypton. 493 00:24:40,856 --> 00:24:43,150 -Okay. -Which is gone now, by the way. 494 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:45,736 Destroyed. Along with all of my history. 495 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,571 My parents. 496 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,489 They sent me here as a baby to save my life. 497 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:50,616 Here, where? 498 00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,784 I'm not gonna say that. You know I'm not gonna say that. 499 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:56,330 Okay. 500 00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:02,711 What do you know about these biological parents of yours? 501 00:25:03,045 --> 00:25:06,465 Just that they sent me here to serve humanity 502 00:25:07,424 --> 00:25:09,968 and to help the world to be a better place. 503 00:25:10,052 --> 00:25:12,095 -They said that? -They did. 504 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:15,349 They sent a message along with me. 505 00:25:17,935 --> 00:25:20,062 That message is why I do what I do. 506 00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:21,855 I cherish it more than anything. 507 00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,608 Because you understand now, 508 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,818 there are an awful lot of people out there maintaining 509 00:25:26,902 --> 00:25:30,072 you're here for more nefarious purposes. 510 00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,282 Hashtag Superspy. Hashtag Supershit. 511 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:33,951 Supershit!? Come on, Lois! 512 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:35,619 You know that one specifically irritates me! 513 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,871 This is on the record, Clark! 514 00:25:37,955 --> 00:25:38,872 -[recorder beeps] -I didn't make it up. 515 00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:40,958 It's what people on the Internet are saying. 516 00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:42,668 I'm gonna go. 517 00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:44,545 -Really? -Yeah. 518 00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:46,588 Come on, Clark. Don't do this. 519 00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:47,798 [Clark] I'm not doing anything. 520 00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,800 No? No, that's not you, packing up your shit 521 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,343 and walking out of an interview? 522 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:52,636 I'm not walking out of an interview, 523 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:53,804 -I'm just-- It's late. -No, this is what you do 524 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,013 every time you're faced with conflict. 525 00:25:55,097 --> 00:25:56,306 -I'm not doing anything. -You get mad. You pout. 526 00:25:56,390 --> 00:25:57,474 -Then you pretend… -I'm not mad. 527 00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:59,059 -…like nothing's wrong. -Nothing is wrong. 528 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,144 Look, I gave you a nice, long interview. 529 00:26:01,228 --> 00:26:03,438 Longer than I ever gave myself, by the way. 530 00:26:03,522 --> 00:26:06,024 Oh, you can time your imaginary interviews with yourself? 531 00:26:06,108 --> 00:26:07,150 That's a thing you can do? 532 00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,485 You got a lot of good stuff. 533 00:26:09,570 --> 00:26:10,821 Some stuff you can't use. 534 00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,656 I am well aware. 535 00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:15,075 I knew this would never work. 536 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:17,703 What does that mean? 537 00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,664 [dishes clattering] 538 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:22,040 Lois? 539 00:26:23,834 --> 00:26:25,794 -What does that mean? -Nothing, I just… 540 00:26:26,295 --> 00:26:28,547 I told you I wasn't good at relationships. 541 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:30,632 [water running] 542 00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:34,178 Okay. 543 00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:48,650 [low music plays] 544 00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:56,074 [engines whining, slowing] 545 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,960 The real Antarctica! [gasps] 546 00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:08,670 So cool! 547 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,132 [exhales] 548 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:17,221 It was right ahead. 549 00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:19,556 But how are we going to gain access? 550 00:27:20,474 --> 00:27:22,559 Oh, ye of little faith. 551 00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:25,354 [rumbling] 552 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:30,442 Oh, wow! 553 00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:43,580 [energy pulses, hums] 554 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:45,541 [Eve] Oh, my God! 555 00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:49,419 [rumbling] 556 00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:59,179 [parents' message plays] 557 00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:01,807 Superman, I preemptively put up the soothing-- 558 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,519 Oh, my. I do apologize, but this is a restricted area. 559 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:09,064 Wait. Can we talk-- 560 00:28:10,816 --> 00:28:12,818 [nanites clicking] 561 00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:16,321 [whirring] 562 00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:22,536 [groans] 563 00:28:25,122 --> 00:28:26,540 [shouts] 564 00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,755 [grunts] 565 00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:36,383 [metallic warble] 566 00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:42,931 [metallic warble] 567 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:51,607 [Krypto growling] 568 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:55,861 [Engineer growls] 569 00:29:00,657 --> 00:29:01,366 [yelps] 570 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:05,370 [whining] 571 00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:07,539 -[whining continues] -[gasps] 572 00:29:10,209 --> 00:29:11,585 This is what we came for. 573 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:14,213 Hopefully, there's something on here 574 00:29:14,296 --> 00:29:15,672 we can use to convince the general 575 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:18,175 Superman requires immediate action. 576 00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:21,845 I can't stand the metahumans, but he's so much worse. 577 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:24,681 Super… man. 578 00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:27,684 He's not a man. He's an it. 579 00:29:28,519 --> 00:29:30,938 A thing with a cocky grin and a stupid outfit 580 00:29:31,021 --> 00:29:32,231 that's somehow become the focal point 581 00:29:32,314 --> 00:29:34,358 of the entire world's conversation. 582 00:29:35,943 --> 00:29:37,736 Nothing's felt right since he showed up. 583 00:29:38,737 --> 00:29:40,280 I know, Lex. 584 00:29:40,364 --> 00:29:43,909 I've sacrificed my own humanity to help get rid of it. 585 00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:45,619 Can you get in? 586 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:50,999 -[exhales] -[nanites clicking] 587 00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:52,251 Might take a while. 588 00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:53,961 What if the Kryptonian shows up? 589 00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:55,128 [Luthor] Don't worry. 590 00:29:55,462 --> 00:29:58,048 I'm creating a… distraction. 591 00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:15,274 [sirens in distance] 592 00:30:22,447 --> 00:30:24,408 -[rattling] -[growling] 593 00:30:24,491 --> 00:30:28,120 [growling continues] 594 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:34,543 [nanites clicking] 595 00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,883 -[gasps] -What? 596 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,426 [Engineer] This message… 597 00:30:43,051 --> 00:30:44,595 -[Jor-El speaking Kryptonian] -…from his parents. 598 00:30:45,512 --> 00:30:47,097 It's damaged, but there's more. 599 00:30:47,181 --> 00:30:48,932 -[Jor-El speaking Kryptonian] -It's… 600 00:30:49,725 --> 00:30:50,976 I can recover the rest. 601 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:54,730 [message repeating] 602 00:30:55,939 --> 00:30:57,941 [rumbling] 603 00:30:58,025 --> 00:31:02,654 [message continues repeating rapidly] 604 00:31:07,492 --> 00:31:12,497 [Kryptonian message continues] 605 00:31:12,581 --> 00:31:14,499 Whoa! Got it! 606 00:31:14,583 --> 00:31:15,667 [man 1] Let it out! 607 00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:23,133 [growling] 608 00:31:25,302 --> 00:31:27,429 It's an awfully small distraction. 609 00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:29,139 It'll get bigger. 610 00:31:30,307 --> 00:31:32,059 [barking] 611 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,271 [rumbling] 612 00:31:38,899 --> 00:31:42,319 [roars] 613 00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:44,029 [screaming] 614 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,491 [Superman] Get! Go! 615 00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:52,120 [barks] 616 00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:54,081 Get! Get outta here! 617 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,919 [whooshing] 618 00:32:04,216 --> 00:32:05,759 [people shout] 619 00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:07,177 [panting] 620 00:32:15,435 --> 00:32:17,020 [ground crackling] 621 00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:27,281 -[roars] -[thud] 622 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:34,288 [people screaming] 623 00:32:34,371 --> 00:32:35,747 -[squeaks] -[glass cracks] 624 00:32:36,206 --> 00:32:38,208 [straining] 625 00:32:39,334 --> 00:32:41,170 [footsteps thudding] 626 00:32:42,171 --> 00:32:43,213 [reporter 1] The giant animal 627 00:32:43,297 --> 00:32:44,965 was first spotted early this morning 628 00:32:45,048 --> 00:32:48,051 in a Jitters coffee shop about seven feet tall, 629 00:32:48,135 --> 00:32:49,970 but it has apparently been growing. 630 00:32:51,972 --> 00:32:53,849 [screaming] 631 00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:55,184 [people screaming] 632 00:32:59,188 --> 00:33:00,147 [whimpering] 633 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:02,357 -Everybody okay? -[roaring] 634 00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:08,071 Hey, buddy. Eyes up here. 635 00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:14,077 [roars] 636 00:33:17,331 --> 00:33:18,832 [flames roar] 637 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:31,553 [whistling] 638 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:44,399 [roars] 639 00:33:45,943 --> 00:33:46,735 [hyperventilating] 640 00:33:46,818 --> 00:33:49,446 Deep, slow breaths, ma'am. You're gonna be fine. 641 00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:58,956 [cheering] 642 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,501 [power warbles] 643 00:34:02,584 --> 00:34:04,962 [through megaphone] Everybody, clear the area. 644 00:34:05,587 --> 00:34:06,630 [roars] 645 00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:09,299 He's just so cheap, like, so obnoxious. 646 00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:10,551 You know what I mean? 647 00:34:10,634 --> 00:34:11,844 [male reporter chatter on tv] 648 00:34:11,927 --> 00:34:13,719 [Cat] You can afford $1,000 concert tickets… 649 00:34:13,804 --> 00:34:15,806 Finally a bit of good news amid the chaos here this morning. 650 00:34:15,889 --> 00:34:18,725 The Justice Gang has arrived on the scene. 651 00:34:18,809 --> 00:34:21,937 That's Green Lantern, Hawkgirl and Mr. Terrific. 652 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:24,022 They're funded by the LordTech corporation. 653 00:34:24,398 --> 00:34:25,315 Get him! 654 00:34:28,193 --> 00:34:30,152 [flames roar] 655 00:34:31,655 --> 00:34:32,489 [Superman] Hey! 656 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,492 [straining] 657 00:34:37,703 --> 00:34:39,705 [shrieks] 658 00:34:42,291 --> 00:34:44,042 [shrieks] 659 00:34:44,126 --> 00:34:46,420 [roars] 660 00:34:47,504 --> 00:34:49,255 [computer chittering] 661 00:34:52,176 --> 00:34:54,553 [shouting] 662 00:34:57,431 --> 00:34:59,141 [growls] 663 00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:00,642 Heel, boy! [grunts] 664 00:35:01,768 --> 00:35:04,271 [groaning] 665 00:35:07,065 --> 00:35:10,194 [spheres humming] 666 00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:11,820 -What's the skinny? -Its hide is tough, 667 00:35:11,904 --> 00:35:13,739 but, uh, it's off balance. 668 00:35:13,822 --> 00:35:14,740 I've been trying to figure out a way 669 00:35:14,823 --> 00:35:15,949 to get it out of here alive. 670 00:35:16,325 --> 00:35:18,160 Get it someplace where we can study it. 671 00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:20,787 -Oh, come on, man. -What? 672 00:35:20,871 --> 00:35:23,207 Go for its eyes! 673 00:35:24,666 --> 00:35:26,793 [shrieks] 674 00:35:31,340 --> 00:35:34,635 -[shouts] -[creature grumbles] 675 00:35:39,932 --> 00:35:43,227 My knee! Guy, help! 676 00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:44,937 I made giant oven mitts! 677 00:35:45,479 --> 00:35:47,731 Good for you, asshole! I'm getting blinked to death! 678 00:35:48,315 --> 00:35:49,149 [metallic clink] 679 00:35:49,274 --> 00:35:51,276 [roars] 680 00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,533 [sound slowed, muffled] 681 00:35:57,616 --> 00:35:59,618 [metallic clinking] 682 00:36:00,661 --> 00:36:01,703 -[smashes] -[shouts] 683 00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:03,330 [grunting] 684 00:36:03,413 --> 00:36:04,748 Come on, be careful! 685 00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:07,960 -[electronic warbling] -[roars] 686 00:36:11,296 --> 00:36:12,881 [thumping] 687 00:36:12,965 --> 00:36:14,424 [crowd] Oh! 688 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:16,760 Good gosh! There's gotta be a better way to do this. 689 00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:21,223 -[roars] -[heavy footfalls] 690 00:36:35,112 --> 00:36:36,321 [creature groans] 691 00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:41,243 -[beeps] -[explodes] 692 00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:42,578 [creature wails] 693 00:36:42,661 --> 00:36:44,121 [sighs, quietly] Come on. 694 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,711 -[groans] -[screaming] 695 00:36:53,088 --> 00:37:00,554 ["Superman main theme" plays] 696 00:37:03,557 --> 00:37:05,225 [news anchor] Authorities are saying there haven't been 697 00:37:05,309 --> 00:37:06,894 any signs yet of loss of life, 698 00:37:06,977 --> 00:37:09,396 thanks to Metropolis hometown hero, Superman, 699 00:37:09,479 --> 00:37:12,024 but the damage to property could be in the millions. 700 00:37:12,107 --> 00:37:12,941 City spokespeople… 701 00:37:13,025 --> 00:37:15,694 How's it going with that guy you were seeing? 702 00:37:15,777 --> 00:37:17,988 You were saying you weren't sure about it? 703 00:37:18,864 --> 00:37:20,532 Yeah. He's… 704 00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:23,076 a little strange. 705 00:37:29,625 --> 00:37:33,170 Ooh! Kaiju steaks all around, huh? 706 00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:34,880 I was hoping we could capture it 707 00:37:34,963 --> 00:37:36,924 and take it to an intergalactic zoo or… 708 00:37:37,007 --> 00:37:38,091 [helicopter whirs] 709 00:37:38,175 --> 00:37:40,010 …at least euthanize it less painfully. 710 00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:41,929 Come on, bro. Don't be such a wuss. 711 00:37:42,513 --> 00:37:45,599 'Ey! Just another day in the life of the Justice Gang! 712 00:37:45,682 --> 00:37:46,725 -[scattered applause] -Not our name. 713 00:37:46,808 --> 00:37:47,935 It's just a working name. 714 00:37:48,018 --> 00:37:49,645 Could very well prove to be permanent though. 715 00:37:49,728 --> 00:37:51,855 -Probably not! -Good chance though, I'm saying. 716 00:37:51,939 --> 00:37:53,357 [laughing] You okay? Everybody okay? 717 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:54,483 [Green Lantern] Just like to say thank you 718 00:37:54,608 --> 00:37:57,444 on behalf of LordTech Industries for the opportunity-- 719 00:37:57,528 --> 00:37:59,363 [smacking gum] 720 00:37:59,488 --> 00:38:00,739 Why is nobody clapping? 721 00:38:00,822 --> 00:38:02,157 [murmuring] 722 00:38:08,664 --> 00:38:09,665 Come here. 723 00:38:10,749 --> 00:38:12,417 This has to be BS. 724 00:38:12,501 --> 00:38:14,670 [scattered chatter] 725 00:38:14,795 --> 00:38:16,129 [host] Well, they couldn't be mistaken? 726 00:38:16,213 --> 00:38:16,880 [Luthor] Oh, no. 727 00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:19,383 Well, that sounds very disturbing, Lex. 728 00:38:19,466 --> 00:38:20,968 Twenty-eight of the world's top linguists 729 00:38:21,051 --> 00:38:23,303 have confirmed the translation 730 00:38:23,387 --> 00:38:25,472 and 30 of the top forensic computer techs 731 00:38:25,556 --> 00:38:28,559 have confirmed the validity of the footage itself. 732 00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:30,143 Any chance they're mistaken? 733 00:38:30,227 --> 00:38:32,646 Unfortunately, no. 734 00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:34,648 -[host] You have the footage? -Yes. 735 00:38:34,731 --> 00:38:35,607 [host] Let's take a look. 736 00:38:35,691 --> 00:38:37,651 [Jor-El speaking Kryptonian] 737 00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:40,112 [male translator] We love you more than heaven, our son. 738 00:38:40,237 --> 00:38:41,738 We love you more than land. 739 00:38:42,614 --> 00:38:45,868 Our beloved home is soon to be gone forever. 740 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:48,453 [female translator] But hope vitalizes our hearts, 741 00:38:48,537 --> 00:38:50,914 and that hope is you, Kal-El. 742 00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:53,792 We have searched the universe 743 00:38:53,876 --> 00:38:55,794 for a home where you can do the most good. 744 00:38:56,587 --> 00:38:58,630 And live out Krypton's truth. 745 00:38:58,714 --> 00:39:00,090 [male translator] That place is Earth. 746 00:39:00,174 --> 00:39:01,550 I don't get it. What's bad about that? 747 00:39:01,675 --> 00:39:05,012 [Kryptonian continuing, warbles] 748 00:39:05,095 --> 00:39:07,097 [male translator] The people there are simple 749 00:39:07,181 --> 00:39:09,057 and profoundly confused. 750 00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:13,020 Weak of mind and spirit and body. 751 00:39:13,103 --> 00:39:14,605 [Jor-El speaks Kryptonian] 752 00:39:14,688 --> 00:39:16,148 [male translator] Lord over the planet 753 00:39:16,231 --> 00:39:17,858 as the last son of Krypton. 754 00:39:19,276 --> 00:39:20,152 [Lana speaks Kryptonian] 755 00:39:20,235 --> 00:39:21,278 [female translator] Dispatch of anyone 756 00:39:21,361 --> 00:39:23,822 unable or unwilling to serve you, Kal-EI. 757 00:39:25,574 --> 00:39:27,910 Take as many wives as you can, 758 00:39:27,993 --> 00:39:31,038 so your genes and Krypton's might and legacy 759 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:32,998 will live on in this new frontier. 760 00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:35,375 [Jor-El speaks Kryptonian] 761 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:37,461 [male translator] Do us proud, our beloved son. 762 00:39:37,586 --> 00:39:39,379 Rule without mercy. 763 00:39:41,590 --> 00:39:42,716 But what about all the kind acts 764 00:39:42,799 --> 00:39:44,718 Superman has performed over the years, 765 00:39:44,801 --> 00:39:46,595 saving countless lives? 766 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,848 No. He's grooming us. 767 00:39:50,307 --> 00:39:52,351 Lulling us into complacency, 768 00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:55,062 so he can dominate without resistance, 769 00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:56,688 forging a path for his 770 00:39:56,772 --> 00:39:59,191 super-powered descendants to rule the Earth. 771 00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:05,739 I will not accept that. Will you? 772 00:40:08,784 --> 00:40:11,411 -You seem upset. -[scoffs] I'm… 773 00:40:13,288 --> 00:40:14,164 I'm scared. 774 00:40:14,706 --> 00:40:16,708 I will admit that, I am scared. 775 00:40:17,209 --> 00:40:23,131 Because who knows how large his secret harem is already? 776 00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,595 [breathing heavily] 777 00:40:28,679 --> 00:40:35,519 -[muffled shouting] -[knocking] 778 00:40:40,858 --> 00:40:43,026 [muffled shouts continue] 779 00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:44,403 [door opens] 780 00:40:44,486 --> 00:40:48,615 [woman] Oh, hell no! Let me in! I'm serious! 781 00:40:48,699 --> 00:40:52,119 [warbles] 782 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:55,163 Dude, you got a secret harem? 783 00:40:55,247 --> 00:40:56,707 No, Guy, of course I don't have a harem. 784 00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:59,585 If any of that message is even remotely true, 785 00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:02,462 then you are exactly the kind of alien threat 786 00:41:02,588 --> 00:41:04,798 I was commandeered by the Green Lantern Corps 787 00:41:04,882 --> 00:41:06,383 to protect this planet against. 788 00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:09,428 -Back off, Guy! -Oh. 789 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:12,264 -Make a move, Big Blue. -[breathing deeply] 790 00:41:12,347 --> 00:41:14,183 Guy, relax. 791 00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:16,894 Was the message real or not? 792 00:41:18,020 --> 00:41:20,856 [inhales] The first half. The first half is… is real. 793 00:41:20,939 --> 00:41:22,399 The second half was damaged 794 00:41:22,482 --> 00:41:24,359 in the t-trip from Krypton to Earth. 795 00:41:24,443 --> 00:41:26,612 -So it's-it's gotta be doctored. -No way, Clark. 796 00:41:27,112 --> 00:41:28,739 I know these computer forensics guys. 797 00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:32,409 They're not gonna say it's legit unless they are sure. 798 00:41:33,285 --> 00:41:34,828 I'm so sorry, man, 799 00:41:34,912 --> 00:41:36,705 but there's no way that message is fake. 800 00:41:37,623 --> 00:41:38,790 Where'd they get the footage though? 801 00:41:44,546 --> 00:41:46,548 [wind whipping] 802 00:41:53,013 --> 00:41:55,432 Are you considering bringing Superman in for questioning? 803 00:41:55,516 --> 00:41:59,102 We're talking with the President, and we are reviewing our options now. 804 00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:00,395 I'm sorry, but I have to go, Miss Lane. 805 00:42:00,479 --> 00:42:01,605 [Lois] And if you did, when would that-- 806 00:42:02,272 --> 00:42:03,106 You buying this? 807 00:42:03,190 --> 00:42:04,858 I don't put anything past Luthor, Rick. 808 00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,986 But the message is authentic. 809 00:42:08,070 --> 00:42:11,782 If the Kryptonian is a danger, we have to act. 810 00:42:11,865 --> 00:42:13,367 I was a big Superman fan. 811 00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:14,868 I supported him all the time online and stuff, 812 00:42:14,952 --> 00:42:15,994 but now? 813 00:42:16,078 --> 00:42:17,120 I mean, I hope he rots in hell. 814 00:42:17,204 --> 00:42:18,288 I don't care. You're supposed to get out! 815 00:42:18,372 --> 00:42:19,248 [Perry] Get me some pictures. 816 00:42:19,331 --> 00:42:20,290 [man] We have a deadline! 817 00:42:20,374 --> 00:42:21,375 Where is he? Get there now! 818 00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:22,292 Don't call me Chief. 819 00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:23,836 Okay. I'm gonna do my job. 820 00:42:23,961 --> 00:42:26,088 It's no wonder the Kryptonian 821 00:42:26,171 --> 00:42:30,133 interfered with Boravia's interests. 822 00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:34,972 Boravia wants to save the people of Jarhanpur. 823 00:42:35,055 --> 00:42:38,600 And Superman wants to keep them enslaved! 824 00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:44,481 [chuckles] Also, from what I hear, 825 00:42:44,565 --> 00:42:50,654 he finds Boravian women the most physically attractive 826 00:42:50,737 --> 00:42:55,492 and wants to add them to his secret harem. 827 00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:57,953 -[chuckles] -[press shouting] 828 00:42:58,036 --> 00:42:59,955 I have a question, President Ghurkos. 829 00:43:00,914 --> 00:43:01,915 Thank you. 830 00:43:04,001 --> 00:43:07,087 [in Boravian] That couldn't have gone better, Mr. President! 831 00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:10,174 You were so handsome and dynamic! 832 00:43:10,507 --> 00:43:11,967 Wonderful! 833 00:43:12,301 --> 00:43:14,761 Very handsome! Very handsome! 834 00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:18,599 Go! Leave me be! 835 00:43:21,226 --> 00:43:24,271 [door creaks, closes, locks] 836 00:43:39,578 --> 00:43:40,454 [beeps] 837 00:43:43,123 --> 00:43:45,375 [heavy metal music plays] 838 00:43:48,629 --> 00:43:51,965 [whirring] 839 00:43:56,845 --> 00:43:58,305 We did it, Lex! 840 00:43:58,388 --> 00:44:01,308 I wouldn't celebrate until the alien is off the board. 841 00:44:01,391 --> 00:44:04,061 Oh, here. I brought you a donut. From Dough's Holes. 842 00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:06,021 New shop in Park Ridge, of all places. 843 00:44:06,104 --> 00:44:09,358 The fake message, a stroke of genius. 844 00:44:09,441 --> 00:44:10,275 It's not fake. 845 00:44:10,359 --> 00:44:13,111 He is here to kill us. I knew it! 846 00:44:13,195 --> 00:44:14,363 At Superman's fortress, 847 00:44:14,446 --> 00:44:16,740 I hoped to get the knowledge to help destroy him. 848 00:44:16,823 --> 00:44:18,158 Little did I know, his own parents 849 00:44:18,242 --> 00:44:19,493 would be providing it. 850 00:44:19,993 --> 00:44:21,161 Oh. [speaks Boravian] 851 00:44:21,245 --> 00:44:22,454 Right? Yeah. 852 00:44:22,538 --> 00:44:25,165 Been thinking of opening one in my half of Jarhanpur. 853 00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:30,254 -[servos whirring] -[whoosh] 854 00:44:32,714 --> 00:44:36,051 Four. Four. What happened? 855 00:44:36,134 --> 00:44:40,889 -I tried to protect Superman. -[exhales] 856 00:44:41,014 --> 00:44:44,726 [electrical zapping] 857 00:44:44,810 --> 00:44:47,855 How did Luthor get in here? It's keyed into my DNA. 858 00:44:47,938 --> 00:44:51,441 Must protect Superman. 859 00:44:51,525 --> 00:44:53,902 [panting] Four. 860 00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:58,490 I'm sorry, friend. 861 00:45:03,829 --> 00:45:05,831 [panting] 862 00:45:10,085 --> 00:45:11,044 Krypto? 863 00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:15,382 [whistles] 864 00:45:16,216 --> 00:45:17,342 Krypto! 865 00:45:22,514 --> 00:45:23,724 Well, yeah, that's gonna become-- 866 00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:28,228 -Lex, I tried to stop him. -[Luthor] It's fine, Heather. 867 00:45:28,312 --> 00:45:30,022 Superman, we finally meet. 868 00:45:30,105 --> 00:45:31,857 -Would you like a coffee or tea? -Where's the dog? 869 00:45:32,441 --> 00:45:33,108 Dog? 870 00:45:33,192 --> 00:45:34,985 The dog, Luthor! You took the dog! 871 00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:36,737 That's right, Eve, get all of this. 872 00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:38,530 -[Eve shouts] -[grunts] 873 00:45:40,824 --> 00:45:42,784 -Where's the dog? -[Eve gasping] 874 00:45:42,868 --> 00:45:46,914 I have no clue what you're talking about. 875 00:45:49,541 --> 00:45:51,877 [sighs] He's just a dog. 876 00:45:52,002 --> 00:45:54,421 I don't know what dog you're talking about. 877 00:45:54,505 --> 00:45:55,756 [muffled in mug] Ugly dog in a cape? 878 00:45:56,381 --> 00:45:57,799 -What did you say? -Hmm? 879 00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:00,344 [gulps] I didn't say anything. 880 00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,970 You heard what he said! 881 00:46:02,095 --> 00:46:03,555 You heard him! He took him! 882 00:46:03,639 --> 00:46:05,599 I mean, it seems to me, 883 00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:09,937 that the only rabid animal around here is Superman. 884 00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:13,357 Ever since the discovery of the Kryptonian's master plan, 885 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,692 he's gone off the deep end. Thoughts, Chris? 886 00:46:15,776 --> 00:46:17,528 Can't say I'm surprised, Cleavis. 887 00:46:17,986 --> 00:46:19,112 It's guys like this, they always got 888 00:46:19,196 --> 00:46:20,948 a whole bunch of dark, ugly secrets. 889 00:46:21,031 --> 00:46:22,824 [Cleavis] What do you mean, "guys like this?" 890 00:46:22,908 --> 00:46:24,409 [Peacemaker] Thinks he's better than everybody else. 891 00:46:25,202 --> 00:46:27,454 Makes this declaration he's against killing people 892 00:46:27,538 --> 00:46:28,413 unless it's absolutely necessary. 893 00:46:28,497 --> 00:46:29,331 [phone dings] 894 00:46:29,414 --> 00:46:30,082 Really, dude? 895 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,626 It kinda sounds like you're trying to make the guys 896 00:46:32,709 --> 00:46:34,670 who are a little more edgier than you look like jerks. 897 00:46:34,795 --> 00:46:36,129 -Know what I mean? -[Cleavis] Mm-hmm. 898 00:46:36,213 --> 00:46:38,799 [Peacemaker] A lot of these guys, these… 899 00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:40,008 heroes from the magazines, 900 00:46:40,133 --> 00:46:41,468 -they're obsessed with me. -[sighs] 901 00:46:41,552 --> 00:46:43,512 'Cause I'm more jacked than they are. 902 00:46:43,595 --> 00:46:44,429 -They know they don't have-- -[tv clicks off] 903 00:46:44,513 --> 00:46:46,515 [gas whooshing] 904 00:46:48,559 --> 00:46:50,060 You have a dog? 905 00:46:50,561 --> 00:46:54,189 No, not really. It's more of a… foster situation. 906 00:47:00,946 --> 00:47:02,155 [Lois] Cocoa. 907 00:47:08,787 --> 00:47:10,205 You were out there helping them? 908 00:47:11,456 --> 00:47:14,042 -[whooshing] -[Hawkgirl shrieks] 909 00:47:14,126 --> 00:47:16,003 Oh, no, that's just, uh-- 910 00:47:16,128 --> 00:47:17,296 That's just some dimensional imp. 911 00:47:18,172 --> 00:47:20,841 They've got that handled. I was looking for the dog. 912 00:47:20,924 --> 00:47:24,178 [blows thudding in distance] 913 00:47:28,807 --> 00:47:29,975 You okay? 914 00:47:31,101 --> 00:47:33,353 The footage is not what it looks like, Lois. 915 00:47:34,605 --> 00:47:35,898 Okay. 916 00:47:35,981 --> 00:47:38,317 The ship my parents sent me in was damaged in transit, 917 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,069 so I only ever heard the first part of the message. 918 00:47:42,237 --> 00:47:44,656 And I believed I knew how it ended. 919 00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:48,660 That my parents had sent me here to serve the people of Earth 920 00:47:48,744 --> 00:47:50,495 and to be a good man. 921 00:47:52,748 --> 00:47:55,292 I'm not here to rule over anybody, Lois. 922 00:47:55,792 --> 00:47:59,963 I never thought you were, even for a moment, Clark. 923 00:48:04,968 --> 00:48:06,220 [distant screeching] 924 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:10,140 [sighs] Oh, that's really good. 925 00:48:11,725 --> 00:48:14,102 [sighs] I'm sorry we fought. 926 00:48:15,437 --> 00:48:16,313 Me too. 927 00:48:16,772 --> 00:48:18,607 But we're bound to, though. 928 00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:20,692 We're so different. 929 00:48:21,401 --> 00:48:24,446 I was just some punk rock kid from Bakerline, and you're… 930 00:48:25,531 --> 00:48:26,740 Superman. 931 00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:29,326 -I'm punk rock. -You are not punk rock. 932 00:48:29,409 --> 00:48:30,911 I like the Strangle-Fellows, 933 00:48:30,994 --> 00:48:33,080 and the P.O.D.s and the Mighty Crabjoys. 934 00:48:33,163 --> 00:48:35,666 Those are pop radio bands. They're not punk rock. 935 00:48:35,749 --> 00:48:38,335 The Mighty Crabjoys suck. 936 00:48:38,460 --> 00:48:40,420 Okay, well, a lot of people love 'em. 937 00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:46,677 My point is, I question everything and everyone. 938 00:48:47,761 --> 00:48:49,930 You trust everyone 939 00:48:50,013 --> 00:48:53,267 and think everyone you've ever met is, like… 940 00:48:54,476 --> 00:48:55,727 beautiful. 941 00:48:59,648 --> 00:49:01,692 Maybe that's the real punk rock. 942 00:49:02,651 --> 00:49:03,694 [chuckles] 943 00:49:12,703 --> 00:49:14,955 Lois, what did you mean when you said 944 00:49:15,038 --> 00:49:16,456 that you knew this would never work? 945 00:49:19,710 --> 00:49:20,878 I don't know. 946 00:49:26,675 --> 00:49:27,718 I'm gonna go. 947 00:49:27,801 --> 00:49:29,928 The DOJ has a warrant out for my arrest, 948 00:49:30,012 --> 00:49:32,055 so I'm gonna turn myself in. 949 00:49:32,139 --> 00:49:34,391 Wait, what? Why? 950 00:49:34,766 --> 00:49:36,810 Maybe they'll take me wherever they took the dog. 951 00:49:36,894 --> 00:49:38,020 I don't know how else to find him. 952 00:49:38,103 --> 00:49:39,146 It's a dog. 953 00:49:39,229 --> 00:49:41,523 Yeah, and he's not even a very good one, but… 954 00:49:42,608 --> 00:49:44,109 he's out there alone. 955 00:49:44,818 --> 00:49:46,195 And he's probably scared. 956 00:49:48,113 --> 00:49:50,532 -[hand lands] -[exhales] 957 00:49:55,787 --> 00:50:01,752 [warm, light music plays] 958 00:50:03,545 --> 00:50:04,505 I love you, Lois. 959 00:50:06,131 --> 00:50:08,425 I probably should have told you that a long time ago. 960 00:50:16,725 --> 00:50:19,019 [whooshes] 961 00:50:19,937 --> 00:50:22,022 -[police radio chatter] -[thump] 962 00:50:22,981 --> 00:50:24,399 -[thuds] -[grunts] 963 00:50:27,236 --> 00:50:28,904 -Is that necessary? -[restraint zips] 964 00:50:28,987 --> 00:50:30,739 I'm coming in on my own accord. 965 00:50:32,824 --> 00:50:34,368 No one read me my rights. 966 00:50:34,826 --> 00:50:36,453 Courts decided those rights don't apply 967 00:50:36,537 --> 00:50:38,247 to extraterrestrial organisms. 968 00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:39,665 Therefore, at this point, Superman, 969 00:50:39,748 --> 00:50:41,375 you don't have any rights to read. 970 00:50:41,792 --> 00:50:42,960 The government is very well aware 971 00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:44,920 of the potential limitations detaining you, 972 00:50:45,045 --> 00:50:46,588 so we've outsourced your confinement 973 00:50:46,672 --> 00:50:48,924 and your interrogation to PlanetWatch. 974 00:50:49,007 --> 00:50:50,092 PlanetWatch? 975 00:50:50,175 --> 00:50:51,009 [whirring] 976 00:50:51,093 --> 00:50:52,636 I'm sorry about this. 977 00:50:52,928 --> 00:50:55,013 [engine whirring] 978 00:51:00,352 --> 00:51:03,438 ["Bring Me Sunshine" by Sophie Madeline playing] 979 00:51:03,522 --> 00:51:06,567 ♪ Bring me sunshine Bring me love ♪ 980 00:51:07,442 --> 00:51:10,946 ♪ Bring me sunshine In your eye ♪ 981 00:51:11,029 --> 00:51:12,823 [engine whirs] 982 00:51:12,906 --> 00:51:16,952 ♪ Bring me a rainbow From the sky ♪ 983 00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:22,749 ♪ Life's too short to be spent Having anything but fun ♪ 984 00:51:22,833 --> 00:51:24,626 [wind whooshing] 985 00:51:24,710 --> 00:51:28,630 ♪ We can be so content If we gather little sunbeams ♪ 986 00:51:28,755 --> 00:51:30,465 ♪ Be light-hearted ♪ 987 00:51:30,924 --> 00:51:32,092 [slams] 988 00:51:32,176 --> 00:51:33,677 ♪ All day long ♪ 989 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:34,636 Hey! 990 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,847 ♪ Keep me singing Happy songs ♪ 991 00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:38,390 [portal whirring] 992 00:51:38,473 --> 00:51:39,725 [slams] 993 00:51:44,479 --> 00:51:46,481 [metallic clattering] 994 00:51:59,286 --> 00:52:00,495 [slams] 995 00:52:00,787 --> 00:52:02,873 [Luthor] Twice in two days. What a pleasure. 996 00:52:03,582 --> 00:52:04,583 Luthor. 997 00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:07,836 Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy. 998 00:52:07,961 --> 00:52:10,839 Don't worry. Tall, dark, and Martian isn't my type. 999 00:52:10,923 --> 00:52:12,925 -Kryptonian. -Eh, same diff. 1000 00:52:13,592 --> 00:52:17,721 -[whirring] -[gear clattering] 1001 00:52:21,975 --> 00:52:23,143 [Superman] Where are we? 1002 00:52:23,227 --> 00:52:24,728 [Luthor] A pocket universe. 1003 00:52:24,811 --> 00:52:27,523 I replicated the Big Bang with a LuthorCorp mega-collider, 1004 00:52:27,606 --> 00:52:30,484 tearing a tiny hole between the two universal fabrics. 1005 00:52:31,443 --> 00:52:34,363 I'm able to access it from multiple dimensional portals 1006 00:52:34,488 --> 00:52:35,656 I've set up around the globe. 1007 00:52:35,739 --> 00:52:36,573 [whistles] 1008 00:52:36,657 --> 00:52:40,244 Rex, the metahuman known as the Element Man, 1009 00:52:40,327 --> 00:52:43,038 has been called into service for a specific purpose. 1010 00:52:43,121 --> 00:52:45,874 He can metamorphose into any known substance. 1011 00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:50,838 Even substances foreign to this planet, like… 1012 00:52:52,673 --> 00:52:54,675 [cracking] 1013 00:52:58,053 --> 00:52:59,847 -[Superman grunts] -…Kryptonite. 1014 00:52:59,972 --> 00:53:01,974 [gasping] 1015 00:53:02,975 --> 00:53:05,310 [reporter 2] Once again, Vasil Ghurkos is sending troops 1016 00:53:05,394 --> 00:53:07,187 to the Jarhanpurian border. 1017 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:08,272 [Jimmy] Superman's been out of commission 1018 00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:10,858 less than a day, and already Boravia's pulling this crap? 1019 00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:13,193 -Right? -What? 1020 00:53:13,277 --> 00:53:14,653 Sorry, I'm trying to figure out 1021 00:53:14,736 --> 00:53:16,947 how Lex Luthor's connected to all this. 1022 00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:17,948 How's that a mystery? 1023 00:53:18,031 --> 00:53:20,742 LuthorCorp sells arms to Boravia, Boravia goes to war, 1024 00:53:20,826 --> 00:53:23,453 Luthor sells more arms and gets richer than ever. 1025 00:53:23,537 --> 00:53:25,205 -[Lois] Nope. -[Jimmy] No? 1026 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:26,415 Uh-uh. 1027 00:53:26,915 --> 00:53:28,584 I have a connection at BodaBank. 1028 00:53:28,667 --> 00:53:31,879 Boda handles the transactions between LuthorCorp and Boravia. 1029 00:53:32,004 --> 00:53:33,338 Yes, LuthorCorp sold them 1030 00:53:33,422 --> 00:53:35,299 approximately 80 billion dollars' worth of arms, 1031 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:36,425 but for those arms, 1032 00:53:36,508 --> 00:53:39,803 Boravia paid only 1.625 billion dollars. 1033 00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:42,181 So Luthor gave them arms for free? For what? 1034 00:53:42,264 --> 00:53:46,894 That's the 78 billion, 375-million-dollar question. 1035 00:53:46,977 --> 00:53:48,353 Have you found out where they're holding Superman? 1036 00:53:48,437 --> 00:53:50,230 No one in the government'll say. 1037 00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:52,691 Luthor seems to be working to disable Superman 1038 00:53:52,774 --> 00:53:55,652 just so he can't stop the invasion of Jarhanpur. 1039 00:53:55,736 --> 00:53:56,445 Why? 1040 00:53:56,987 --> 00:53:58,614 That's way too much sugar, Lois. 1041 00:53:58,697 --> 00:54:01,283 I party like a rock star, choir boy. 1042 00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:03,285 Still can't hide the taste of petroleum. 1043 00:54:03,702 --> 00:54:04,661 God! 1044 00:54:18,717 --> 00:54:19,718 [phone dings] 1045 00:54:21,803 --> 00:54:23,597 Lex is holding Superman in a pocket universe. 1046 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:24,723 A what? 1047 00:54:24,806 --> 00:54:26,016 I don't know what a pocket universe is. 1048 00:54:26,099 --> 00:54:27,226 Neither does my source. 1049 00:54:27,309 --> 00:54:29,478 They don't know anything about anything, really. 1050 00:54:29,561 --> 00:54:31,647 But for sure he's in a pocket universe. 1051 00:54:31,730 --> 00:54:32,814 Who's your source? 1052 00:54:32,898 --> 00:54:35,150 I can't say, but you owe me. 1053 00:54:35,651 --> 00:54:36,568 Big time. 1054 00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:38,237 Like… 1055 00:54:39,821 --> 00:54:42,074 I can't even tell you how big. 1056 00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:46,995 I love you, Jimmy Olsen. 1057 00:54:47,079 --> 00:54:48,539 -I love you. -Love you. 1058 00:54:48,622 --> 00:54:49,623 [phone dings] 1059 00:54:50,415 --> 00:54:52,292 [phone dings repeatedly] 1060 00:54:53,961 --> 00:54:55,963 [dinging continues] 1061 00:54:59,216 --> 00:55:02,219 -[steam hisses] -[monkey cries] 1062 00:55:02,761 --> 00:55:05,764 Just my Monkey-Bots here, farming outrage 24/7. 1063 00:55:05,848 --> 00:55:07,391 Trashing you online. 1064 00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:09,476 [weakly] Hashtag Supershit. 1065 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,562 [shrieks] 1066 00:55:20,153 --> 00:55:21,488 [inhales] Krypto. 1067 00:55:24,199 --> 00:55:26,201 [Luthor] How do you contain a super dog? 1068 00:55:26,285 --> 00:55:27,452 [panting] 1069 00:55:27,536 --> 00:55:29,621 [Luthor] You beam super squirrels into its brain. 1070 00:55:29,705 --> 00:55:30,831 [panting] 1071 00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:33,333 We'll learn what we can. 1072 00:55:34,251 --> 00:55:37,588 Then we'll put the varmint down. 1073 00:55:38,505 --> 00:55:40,257 It will undoubtedly be painful. 1074 00:55:41,258 --> 00:55:43,468 [man] Mr. Luthor, please! I swear… 1075 00:55:43,552 --> 00:55:46,305 [Luthor] This is our private correctional institution. 1076 00:55:46,722 --> 00:55:48,932 Yeah, most cells are rented out to governments 1077 00:55:49,016 --> 00:55:51,185 who want to keep their incarcerations 1078 00:55:51,268 --> 00:55:53,896 of political agitators private. 1079 00:55:53,979 --> 00:55:56,565 Others are for more personal transgressions. 1080 00:55:56,899 --> 00:55:58,525 Fleurette wrote a blog about me. 1081 00:55:58,609 --> 00:56:00,027 -[sniffling] -There are few things I hate 1082 00:56:00,110 --> 00:56:02,613 more than petty ex-girlfriends. 1083 00:56:03,488 --> 00:56:04,865 You wouldn't be telling me any of this if you-- 1084 00:56:04,948 --> 00:56:07,367 If we ever planned on letting you out? No. 1085 00:56:07,451 --> 00:56:08,660 [thud] 1086 00:56:08,952 --> 00:56:11,163 [Luthor] You'd be terminated already if it was up to me. 1087 00:56:11,580 --> 00:56:13,207 First, the government has some questions they want answered. 1088 00:56:13,290 --> 00:56:14,416 [brake squeaks] 1089 00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:16,460 [metallic clicking] 1090 00:56:16,919 --> 00:56:19,838 -[Luthor] Rex. Look who it is. -[metallic clicking] 1091 00:56:23,634 --> 00:56:25,010 [baby whines] 1092 00:56:26,261 --> 00:56:28,597 -[metallic clicking] -[door slams] 1093 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:30,641 You be sure to keep our guest in check. 1094 00:56:30,724 --> 00:56:33,143 Little Joseph certainly wouldn't want it any other way. 1095 00:56:33,227 --> 00:56:34,311 [machine whines] 1096 00:56:34,394 --> 00:56:36,605 I'll be back tomorrow to get the answers we need. 1097 00:56:36,730 --> 00:56:37,814 [low hum] 1098 00:56:39,274 --> 00:56:40,943 [people chattering] 1099 00:56:41,026 --> 00:56:43,529 -Hey, handsome. -[men laughing] 1100 00:56:45,489 --> 00:56:47,282 -[men chattering, indistinct] -[sirens in distance] 1101 00:56:47,366 --> 00:56:48,742 Come on over. 1102 00:57:01,088 --> 00:57:02,965 -Hi! -Hey, Eve. 1103 00:57:03,048 --> 00:57:04,299 Oh, sorry we had to meet here, 1104 00:57:04,383 --> 00:57:06,510 but Lex is always accessing traffic cameras, 1105 00:57:06,593 --> 00:57:07,386 so he knows where I am. 1106 00:57:07,469 --> 00:57:09,555 I really don't understand why you stay in that relationship. 1107 00:57:09,638 --> 00:57:11,723 'Cause he made a point to tell me about all his ex-girlfriends 1108 00:57:11,807 --> 00:57:13,684 he had imprisoned in his pocket universe. 1109 00:57:13,767 --> 00:57:15,269 -What? -Right? 1110 00:57:15,352 --> 00:57:17,271 -How's your mom? -My mom? 1111 00:57:17,354 --> 00:57:18,397 Oh, I love her so much. 1112 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,066 I think of her as my mom, even more than my own mother. 1113 00:57:21,149 --> 00:57:22,651 Oh, she feels the same way, 1114 00:57:22,776 --> 00:57:24,820 from the-the one time that you guys met. 1115 00:57:24,903 --> 00:57:26,280 -Yeah? -So, hey. Okay. 1116 00:57:26,363 --> 00:57:28,073 -Yes. Yes. -Eve? 1117 00:57:28,156 --> 00:57:29,533 There seems to be some sort of connection 1118 00:57:29,616 --> 00:57:31,785 between Boravia and your boyfriend. 1119 00:57:31,869 --> 00:57:32,995 -I'm not clear on what-- -Oh. 1120 00:57:33,328 --> 00:57:34,121 What's wrong? 1121 00:57:34,663 --> 00:57:35,831 -[sighs] -What's "oh"? 1122 00:57:36,164 --> 00:57:38,417 I thought you wanted to see me, Jimmy. 1123 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:39,501 I do but, Eve, 1124 00:57:39,585 --> 00:57:42,546 how could I even really see you with Lex still in the picture? 1125 00:57:42,671 --> 00:57:44,423 You're just trying to get information out of me. 1126 00:57:44,506 --> 00:57:45,632 I swear to God, that's not it. 1127 00:57:45,716 --> 00:57:47,843 I-I just know that if I could get some real dirt on him, 1128 00:57:47,926 --> 00:57:49,469 then maybe the two of us could-- 1129 00:57:49,553 --> 00:57:51,013 Could be together again? 1130 00:57:56,852 --> 00:57:57,853 [whispers] Yeah. 1131 00:57:59,563 --> 00:58:00,772 But you said my toes look like 1132 00:58:00,856 --> 00:58:02,441 someone spilled shrimp cocktail on the floor. 1133 00:58:02,524 --> 00:58:04,651 You have unconventional toes. Who cares? 1134 00:58:04,735 --> 00:58:05,861 There's other parts of you that people would 1135 00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:07,654 find very attractive. 1136 00:58:07,738 --> 00:58:09,489 Lex tortured a dog the other day. 1137 00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:12,201 -Jesus Christ! -I know. 1138 00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:13,952 -I have to go. -Eve. 1139 00:58:14,870 --> 00:58:16,371 Please see what you can find out. 1140 00:58:17,456 --> 00:58:19,791 -[both whispering] Okay. -Yes! Yes! 1141 00:58:21,126 --> 00:58:22,211 Okay. 1142 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,215 I'm-I'm putting 'em in my pocket. 1143 00:58:26,298 --> 00:58:27,966 [kisses] Okay. 1144 00:58:32,304 --> 00:58:33,805 [cries] 1145 00:58:37,976 --> 00:58:40,270 [gasps] Joseph. He's your son? 1146 00:58:40,354 --> 00:58:41,355 Don't talk to me. 1147 00:58:42,022 --> 00:58:42,814 Please. 1148 00:58:42,898 --> 00:58:44,399 [gasps] 1149 00:58:45,067 --> 00:58:48,278 I could fly over and get him if you just-- [panting] 1150 00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:49,363 if you'd stop with the Kryptonite. 1151 00:58:49,446 --> 00:58:51,615 There's no way out of here, okay? So, just… 1152 00:58:51,698 --> 00:58:53,617 -There's always a way. -I said don't talk to me! 1153 00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:54,993 [screams] 1154 00:58:55,077 --> 00:58:55,827 I told you. 1155 00:58:56,537 --> 00:58:57,955 [flesh sizzling] 1156 00:58:58,038 --> 00:58:59,498 Don't talk to me! 1157 00:59:06,338 --> 00:59:09,550 [heroic music] 1158 00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:10,884 [Guy] Yeah, so what do you want me to do? 1159 00:59:10,968 --> 00:59:11,969 Where's the creamer? 1160 00:59:12,052 --> 00:59:13,887 [Hawkgirl] On the counter, where it always is. 1161 00:59:13,971 --> 00:59:16,974 He's in your group, right? The, um, uh-- 1162 00:59:17,057 --> 00:59:18,976 -What's it called, again? -The Justice Gang. 1163 00:59:19,059 --> 00:59:20,561 -No. -We're not called that. 1164 00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:22,062 Yeah, your name is Mr. Terrific. 1165 00:59:22,145 --> 00:59:23,689 You don't get a vote with a name like that. 1166 00:59:23,772 --> 00:59:25,649 I also voted against it. 1167 00:59:25,732 --> 00:59:28,735 Yes. And as leader, I get tiebreaker. 1168 00:59:28,819 --> 00:59:30,779 No, Superman is not officially a member. 1169 00:59:30,904 --> 00:59:31,530 Because you don't want him to vote. 1170 00:59:31,613 --> 00:59:32,614 You know which way that would go. 1171 00:59:32,698 --> 00:59:33,907 Shut up. He's kidding. 1172 00:59:33,991 --> 00:59:37,035 So, how do you even know Superman anyway? 1173 00:59:37,995 --> 00:59:40,080 I… just… do. 1174 00:59:40,163 --> 00:59:41,748 So you know about the hypno-glasses? 1175 00:59:41,832 --> 00:59:42,958 Now she does. 1176 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:46,420 I'm not saying who he is, just that he wears hypno-glasses. 1177 00:59:46,545 --> 00:59:47,379 They make his face… 1178 00:59:47,462 --> 00:59:48,505 Terrific, how do they work? 1179 00:59:48,589 --> 00:59:50,048 They make his face look different 1180 00:59:50,132 --> 00:59:51,633 in your brain when he wears them. 1181 00:59:51,717 --> 00:59:52,718 So that you don't know who he is. 1182 00:59:52,801 --> 00:59:54,511 Yes, I know this, first of all. 1183 00:59:54,595 --> 00:59:56,471 But, second of all, you really shouldn't be telling me this 1184 00:59:56,555 --> 00:59:58,974 in case I don't know who he is. 1185 00:59:59,057 --> 01:00:00,309 So, you know he's Clark Kent? 1186 01:00:00,392 --> 01:00:03,270 Oh, my God. Why does he trust everyone? 1187 01:00:03,353 --> 01:00:06,982 He doesn't. Just us because we are also of the cloth. 1188 01:00:08,275 --> 01:00:09,401 "Of the cloth?" 1189 01:00:11,612 --> 01:00:14,114 -What are we gonna do? -About what? 1190 01:00:14,406 --> 01:00:17,201 Superman! He's your friend! 1191 01:00:17,284 --> 01:00:19,536 Some friend. Came here to rule over me? 1192 01:00:19,620 --> 01:00:21,288 It would be difficult to find him. 1193 01:00:21,872 --> 01:00:25,667 I put nanobot GPS trackers into Superman's bloodstream. 1194 01:00:25,751 --> 01:00:27,336 You can see where his trail ends 1195 01:00:27,461 --> 01:00:29,004 abruptly right here at Fort Kramer, 1196 01:00:29,087 --> 01:00:31,965 a dormant military post across the river about ten miles down. 1197 01:00:32,049 --> 01:00:34,676 Even if he was dead, those trackers would still be there. 1198 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,386 So, all this leads me to believe, 1199 01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:37,721 as your article surmised, 1200 01:00:37,804 --> 01:00:39,056 he really is in a pocket universe. 1201 01:00:39,139 --> 01:00:40,307 [keyboard clacking] 1202 01:00:40,390 --> 01:00:43,477 You put nanobot GPS trackers in your friend's bloodstream? 1203 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,020 Oh, I do that to everybody. 1204 01:00:45,562 --> 01:00:48,148 So, okay. Come on. Let's go to Fort Kramer then. 1205 01:00:48,232 --> 01:00:49,942 The four of us, and find out what's going on. 1206 01:00:50,025 --> 01:00:52,027 And then do what? 1207 01:00:52,653 --> 01:00:54,238 Save him. 1208 01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:56,031 You wanna break a federally 1209 01:00:56,114 --> 01:00:57,991 incarcerated prisoner out of jail? 1210 01:00:58,075 --> 01:00:59,660 Look, I think this is being done 1211 01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:01,870 to keep him from interfering with the Boravian invasion. 1212 01:01:01,995 --> 01:01:04,414 No, you look. I'm a Green Lantern, lady. 1213 01:01:04,498 --> 01:01:07,000 That means I took a vow not to get involved in politics. 1214 01:01:07,084 --> 01:01:08,252 Oh, that's part of the vows? 1215 01:01:08,377 --> 01:01:09,962 It's implied. Yeah. 1216 01:01:10,045 --> 01:01:11,213 An implied vow? 1217 01:01:11,296 --> 01:01:12,631 Every time there's something he doesn't want to do, 1218 01:01:12,714 --> 01:01:13,715 he says it's part of some vow. 1219 01:01:13,799 --> 01:01:14,842 Oh, I swear to God. 1220 01:01:14,925 --> 01:01:17,261 I am two seconds away from forming a giant hammer, 1221 01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:18,595 and beating you both to death. 1222 01:01:19,638 --> 01:01:21,682 Is Supes here to take over the world? 1223 01:01:21,765 --> 01:01:23,100 I don't know. Probably not. 1224 01:01:23,183 --> 01:01:25,018 But the risk is just not worth the beef 1225 01:01:25,102 --> 01:01:27,229 between the US government and the Justice Gang. 1226 01:01:27,312 --> 01:01:29,189 Not our name. Makes us sound like cowboys. 1227 01:01:29,273 --> 01:01:31,191 But I agree with the rest. 1228 01:01:32,025 --> 01:01:33,861 So you're just gonna let your friend rot 1229 01:01:33,944 --> 01:01:35,737 in a pocket universe? 1230 01:01:40,909 --> 01:01:41,827 [exhales] 1231 01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:43,203 [papers rustle] 1232 01:01:44,246 --> 01:01:45,414 [exhales] 1233 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:51,170 That haircut should be against your vows. 1234 01:01:51,295 --> 01:01:52,421 That what? 1235 01:01:53,380 --> 01:01:54,965 That what should be what? 1236 01:01:55,048 --> 01:01:58,886 I'll have you know 348 chicks say otherwise. 1237 01:02:00,512 --> 01:02:01,889 [alarm chirps] 1238 01:02:04,766 --> 01:02:05,517 Hey! 1239 01:02:06,393 --> 01:02:08,270 [wind whistling] 1240 01:02:08,604 --> 01:02:09,271 What? 1241 01:02:09,646 --> 01:02:11,481 I'm not saying we're gonna save him, but… 1242 01:02:12,524 --> 01:02:14,276 …I think we can at least check out what's going on 1243 01:02:14,359 --> 01:02:16,236 with your boyfriend at this Fort Kramer. 1244 01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:17,154 He's not-- 1245 01:02:18,238 --> 01:02:19,573 We're just seeing each other. 1246 01:02:20,532 --> 01:02:21,283 But thanks. 1247 01:02:21,825 --> 01:02:22,910 You want me to drive? 1248 01:02:25,078 --> 01:02:26,413 We'll take my ride. 1249 01:02:27,706 --> 01:02:28,582 [chirps] 1250 01:02:30,042 --> 01:02:32,085 [garage door whirs] 1251 01:02:38,550 --> 01:02:40,552 [Mr. Terrific clears throat] 1252 01:02:46,934 --> 01:02:48,227 You have a flying saucer, 1253 01:02:48,310 --> 01:02:50,437 but you couldn't get a faster garage door? 1254 01:02:51,313 --> 01:02:52,689 I haven't worked on that yet. 1255 01:02:54,691 --> 01:02:57,194 I'm not even sure how I feel. Honestly. 1256 01:02:57,694 --> 01:03:00,113 -What? -About Clark. 1257 01:03:00,572 --> 01:03:01,990 He's not my boyfriend. 1258 01:03:02,074 --> 01:03:03,242 We've actually just been seeing each other… 1259 01:03:03,325 --> 01:03:05,452 -Yeah, lady, just to be clear, -…for a couple of months-- 1260 01:03:05,536 --> 01:03:06,995 I'm not into people's emotions. 1261 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,664 Yeah, no, totally. 1262 01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:10,374 I'm just thinking out loud. 1263 01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:12,626 I was gonna break up with him, actually. 1264 01:03:12,709 --> 01:03:14,378 I mean, we had this huge fight, 1265 01:03:14,503 --> 01:03:17,005 and he told me he loved me, and it just didn't… 1266 01:03:23,136 --> 01:03:25,138 [engine blasts] 1267 01:03:26,056 --> 01:03:28,433 -[Luthor] Q&A time, alien. -[banging] 1268 01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:34,314 Today we have a special guest. 1269 01:03:34,398 --> 01:03:37,526 -[man panting] -I'm familiar with him. 1270 01:03:39,570 --> 01:03:43,365 And the smell of his piss as we flew across the desert. 1271 01:03:43,448 --> 01:03:44,783 That is a lie! 1272 01:03:44,867 --> 01:03:47,411 No, not Vasil. He's just here as an observer. 1273 01:03:50,247 --> 01:03:52,040 [gasps] Mali. 1274 01:03:52,165 --> 01:03:56,420 Now, the US government has a few questions for you. 1275 01:03:56,545 --> 01:03:59,673 Luthor, I barely know him. He gave me food one time. 1276 01:04:01,008 --> 01:04:03,010 Who are you working with here on Earth? 1277 01:04:03,093 --> 01:04:04,011 [barrel spins] 1278 01:04:04,094 --> 01:04:05,679 [Superman] I'm not working with anyone, Luthor. 1279 01:04:05,762 --> 01:04:07,181 [Mali] Don't tell him nothing, Superman. 1280 01:04:07,264 --> 01:04:08,473 I have no family or nothing. 1281 01:04:08,557 --> 01:04:09,558 Luthor, don't do this. 1282 01:04:09,641 --> 01:04:11,476 You eating my food was a great honor, Superman. 1283 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,477 [empty chamber clicks] 1284 01:04:12,561 --> 01:04:13,729 -Ooh. -No. 1285 01:04:13,812 --> 01:04:15,480 -Got lucky on that one. -[Superman] No, please. 1286 01:04:15,564 --> 01:04:17,024 [laughs] 1287 01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:18,817 No, Luthor, don't do this. Please. 1288 01:04:18,901 --> 01:04:20,944 Let's try another question, shall we, Superman? 1289 01:04:21,028 --> 01:04:23,530 -Luthor, don't do this. -Who raised you as a child? 1290 01:04:23,614 --> 01:04:25,240 -I can't. -I believe in you, Superman! 1291 01:04:25,324 --> 01:04:26,491 -No! -Don't tell him-- 1292 01:04:26,575 --> 01:04:28,118 [gunshot] 1293 01:04:28,785 --> 01:04:30,370 [body thuds] 1294 01:04:30,454 --> 01:04:33,332 [screams] 1295 01:04:37,294 --> 01:04:38,962 I didn't imagine that would go so quickly. 1296 01:04:39,463 --> 01:04:42,674 [chuckles] I'm sorry, it's… 1297 01:04:42,758 --> 01:04:44,051 [laughs] 1298 01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:46,970 Mr. Handsome. 1299 01:04:48,847 --> 01:04:50,682 I'll be back later with someone else you've chatted with, 1300 01:04:50,766 --> 01:04:51,892 and I'll kill them too. 1301 01:04:52,768 --> 01:04:55,479 Maybe that reporter you always do interviews with. 1302 01:04:55,979 --> 01:04:58,482 Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent next. 1303 01:05:01,693 --> 01:05:03,445 [quiet crying] 1304 01:05:04,821 --> 01:05:08,075 [crying intensifies] 1305 01:05:09,952 --> 01:05:12,287 No, no, no, no. 1306 01:05:14,581 --> 01:05:16,625 [ship engine whirring] 1307 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,710 ["5 Years Time" by Noah and the Whale playing] 1308 01:05:18,836 --> 01:05:20,546 ♪ …over me and you ♪ 1309 01:05:20,629 --> 01:05:22,673 ♪ And there'll be love In the bodies ♪ 1310 01:05:22,756 --> 01:05:24,633 ♪ Of the elephants too ♪ 1311 01:05:24,716 --> 01:05:26,760 ♪ And I'll put my hands Over your eyes ♪ 1312 01:05:26,844 --> 01:05:28,428 ♪ But you'll peep through ♪ 1313 01:05:28,804 --> 01:05:31,306 [engine slowing] 1314 01:05:33,141 --> 01:05:35,060 [stairs clatter] 1315 01:05:36,436 --> 01:05:40,691 ♪ And there'll be sun, sun, sun All over our faces ♪ 1316 01:05:40,774 --> 01:05:42,693 [spheres warble] 1317 01:05:42,776 --> 01:05:44,403 [raptor 1] Restricted area, pal! 1318 01:05:44,486 --> 01:05:46,446 Get back to your vehicle and get out of here! 1319 01:05:47,072 --> 01:05:48,574 [raptor 2] Whoa! What do we got here? 1320 01:05:48,657 --> 01:05:50,325 [raptor 3] Hey! You see this guy? 1321 01:05:51,118 --> 01:05:52,744 Unbelievable. 1322 01:05:52,828 --> 01:05:53,996 -[raptor 1] Hey! -Um… 1323 01:05:54,079 --> 01:05:55,455 [raptor 3] You at the wrong address, bro. 1324 01:05:55,539 --> 01:05:56,582 That's his path. 1325 01:05:56,665 --> 01:05:58,208 DNA trail leads to that tent. 1326 01:05:58,292 --> 01:05:59,126 [raptor 4] Keep moving, clown. 1327 01:05:59,209 --> 01:06:00,794 Isn't that one of those Justice guys? 1328 01:06:00,919 --> 01:06:02,129 It's just the smart one. 1329 01:06:02,212 --> 01:06:05,048 Hey! You heard the man. 1330 01:06:05,132 --> 01:06:08,635 I am giving you one last chance to stop! 1331 01:06:08,719 --> 01:06:10,554 I was just about to say the same to you. 1332 01:06:10,637 --> 01:06:12,181 -[music continues] -Fire! 1333 01:06:12,306 --> 01:06:16,268 ♪ It was fun, fun, fun Oh, it was fun ♪ 1334 01:06:16,768 --> 01:06:19,188 ["5 Years Time" continues] 1335 01:06:19,313 --> 01:06:21,106 [raptor 1] Fall back! Fall back! 1336 01:06:21,857 --> 01:06:22,774 Get out of the way! 1337 01:06:23,775 --> 01:06:24,818 Cover me! 1338 01:06:24,902 --> 01:06:27,196 [shouts] 1339 01:06:28,238 --> 01:06:29,907 Flank right! [groans] 1340 01:06:31,742 --> 01:06:32,534 ♪ And she'll say ♪ 1341 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:35,495 ♪ "Yeah, well, I feel All pretty happy too ♪ 1342 01:06:35,579 --> 01:06:37,623 ♪ And I'm always pretty happy ♪ 1343 01:06:37,706 --> 01:06:39,708 ♪ When I'm just Kicking back with you" ♪ 1344 01:06:39,791 --> 01:06:43,962 ♪ And it'll be love, love, love All through our bodies ♪ 1345 01:06:44,087 --> 01:06:46,131 ♪ And love, love, love ♪ 1346 01:06:46,215 --> 01:06:47,966 -[raptor] Look out! -♪ All through our minds ♪ 1347 01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:49,009 [blasting] 1348 01:06:49,092 --> 01:06:52,179 ♪ Love, love, love All over her face ♪ 1349 01:06:52,262 --> 01:06:54,473 ♪ Love, love, love ♪ 1350 01:06:54,556 --> 01:06:55,724 ♪ All over mine ♪ 1351 01:06:55,807 --> 01:06:57,643 ♪ Although admittedly All these moments ♪ 1352 01:06:57,726 --> 01:06:59,228 ♪ Are just in my head ♪ 1353 01:06:59,353 --> 01:07:03,357 ♪ I'll be thinking about them As I'm lying in bed ♪ 1354 01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:07,152 ♪ And I know that admittedly It might not even come true ♪ 1355 01:07:07,236 --> 01:07:11,823 ♪ But in my mind I'm havin' A pretty good time with you ♪ 1356 01:07:11,907 --> 01:07:15,077 [panting] 1357 01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:17,120 [music continues quietly] 1358 01:07:17,204 --> 01:07:18,580 Holy shit. 1359 01:07:20,374 --> 01:07:27,047 ["5 Years Time" fades out] 1360 01:07:28,924 --> 01:07:30,300 Unbelievable. 1361 01:07:31,093 --> 01:07:33,095 That jackass did create a pocket universe. 1362 01:07:33,887 --> 01:07:35,514 [Lois] And that's… bad? 1363 01:07:36,473 --> 01:07:39,893 When creating a pocket universe, if you are just one picometer off, 1364 01:07:39,977 --> 01:07:42,896 you will have a black hole where Earth used to be. 1365 01:07:42,980 --> 01:07:45,023 And every time you enter or exit, 1366 01:07:45,107 --> 01:07:47,192 you risk tearing a hole in the fabric of reality. 1367 01:07:47,901 --> 01:07:49,236 You're kidding. 1368 01:07:49,319 --> 01:07:50,362 It's the type of reckless science 1369 01:07:50,445 --> 01:07:52,406 Lex Luthor specializes in. 1370 01:07:52,489 --> 01:07:53,615 What are they doing? 1371 01:07:54,241 --> 01:07:55,492 [Mr. Terrific] They're trying to hack it. 1372 01:07:56,243 --> 01:07:57,953 So, I guess you decided to help. 1373 01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:01,582 Only because it'll piss off Green Lantern. 1374 01:08:04,042 --> 01:08:04,877 Thanks. [sighs] 1375 01:08:05,669 --> 01:08:07,337 [ragged breath] 1376 01:08:08,797 --> 01:08:11,758 [sobbing] 1377 01:08:12,593 --> 01:08:14,428 He just killed that poor guy. 1378 01:08:15,429 --> 01:08:18,348 [grunting] Mali. His name was Mali. 1379 01:08:18,849 --> 01:08:21,768 And I didn't… I-- I didn't… 1380 01:08:22,895 --> 01:08:24,520 [quietly] I didn't do anything. 1381 01:08:30,068 --> 01:08:31,694 You said you can get to my son, right? 1382 01:08:31,778 --> 01:08:36,158 [grunting, panting] 1383 01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:47,127 [crackling] 1384 01:08:48,837 --> 01:08:54,051 [gasps, coughing] 1385 01:08:56,929 --> 01:09:01,308 [panting] Ooh. 1386 01:09:03,310 --> 01:09:06,813 [grunts, pants, exhales] 1387 01:09:10,067 --> 01:09:11,568 Why are you still gross-looking? 1388 01:09:11,652 --> 01:09:13,737 [exhales] I don't know. 1389 01:09:14,654 --> 01:09:15,738 I thought that… 1390 01:09:17,115 --> 01:09:18,617 It must be the sun. 1391 01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:21,328 What are you-- What sun? There's no sun here. 1392 01:09:21,411 --> 01:09:23,247 That's the problem. I need to heal. 1393 01:09:23,997 --> 01:09:26,416 [grunts] I get my powers from the yellow sun. 1394 01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:28,710 Just… give me a second. 1395 01:09:33,090 --> 01:09:34,131 Come on! 1396 01:09:34,216 --> 01:09:36,218 [whirring] 1397 01:09:37,970 --> 01:09:40,180 Hell, yeah. We're in. 1398 01:09:45,727 --> 01:09:47,854 [heavy metallic rattle] 1399 01:09:51,692 --> 01:09:53,359 [rattles] 1400 01:09:58,949 --> 01:10:02,077 Whoa! An antiproton river. 1401 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:03,620 [rumbling] 1402 01:10:06,290 --> 01:10:08,876 -Do we rappel? -Rappel? 1403 01:10:09,585 --> 01:10:10,961 Where am I gonna get the gear to rappel 1404 01:10:11,086 --> 01:10:12,462 into a pocket universe? 1405 01:10:12,546 --> 01:10:14,047 I don't know. Maybe it comes out of your… 1406 01:10:14,131 --> 01:10:15,424 circles or something. 1407 01:10:15,549 --> 01:10:16,633 -Circles? -What? 1408 01:10:16,717 --> 01:10:18,177 -T-spheres. -Okay. 1409 01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:19,928 They're three-dimensional. Circles are flat. 1410 01:10:20,470 --> 01:10:21,305 Sorry. 1411 01:10:22,014 --> 01:10:24,808 [scoffs] Unbelievable. 1412 01:10:25,350 --> 01:10:27,686 This place is filthy with black hole vortexes, 1413 01:10:27,769 --> 01:10:30,230 and that antiproton river will tear us apart in seconds. 1414 01:10:30,564 --> 01:10:32,316 We cannot go in ourselves. 1415 01:10:33,609 --> 01:10:34,693 Copy. 1416 01:10:35,402 --> 01:10:36,820 I can't make a sun. 1417 01:10:37,654 --> 01:10:38,488 I know. 1418 01:10:38,614 --> 01:10:41,408 I can only make something kind of like a sun. 1419 01:10:41,909 --> 01:10:43,744 -What? -All right. 1420 01:10:44,703 --> 01:10:45,537 Okay. 1421 01:10:45,621 --> 01:10:48,957 Okay, we got hydrogen, and deuterium. 1422 01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:51,043 And we got helium. 1423 01:10:51,126 --> 01:10:52,878 -And compression, obviously. -What are you doing? 1424 01:10:53,003 --> 01:10:54,880 Hey! Hey, no, no. Stop! 1425 01:10:55,464 --> 01:10:57,257 Enough! You're, you're gonna get all of us in trouble! 1426 01:10:57,341 --> 01:10:59,218 Hey, bro, what are you doing? Stop that! 1427 01:10:59,301 --> 01:11:00,719 He's doing something in here! 1428 01:11:00,802 --> 01:11:03,305 Guards! Guards! He's doing something! 1429 01:11:03,388 --> 01:11:05,140 No, you are not going to take credit for this. 1430 01:11:05,224 --> 01:11:06,350 I am the one that saw it first. 1431 01:11:06,433 --> 01:11:07,601 Oh, take a hike, Barbie! 1432 01:11:07,684 --> 01:11:08,936 -I'm getting the credit for it! -Barbie? 1433 01:11:09,019 --> 01:11:10,312 These two are gonna get us killed! 1434 01:11:10,395 --> 01:11:11,480 Guards! Guards! 1435 01:11:11,563 --> 01:11:14,274 -Raptors! Raptors! -In here! Guards! Guards! 1436 01:11:14,358 --> 01:11:16,443 I'm seeing something that you'd all wanna see! 1437 01:11:16,527 --> 01:11:19,863 [solar flames roar] 1438 01:11:25,744 --> 01:11:27,746 [T-spheres warble] 1439 01:11:29,623 --> 01:11:31,041 [energy pulsing] 1440 01:11:39,550 --> 01:11:44,221 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1441 01:11:52,896 --> 01:11:53,981 [groans] 1442 01:11:55,899 --> 01:11:56,984 Joey! 1443 01:11:58,735 --> 01:11:59,987 [coos] 1444 01:12:00,529 --> 01:12:01,363 You have to take him. 1445 01:12:01,989 --> 01:12:03,824 I can't carry him when I change forms. 1446 01:12:03,907 --> 01:12:05,367 [panting] 1447 01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:12,499 [boots squealing] 1448 01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:15,460 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no! Krypto! Krypto! 1449 01:12:16,461 --> 01:12:18,130 -Stop! Krypto! Krypto! Stop! -[whimpering] 1450 01:12:18,213 --> 01:12:20,465 You're gonna squash the baby. Stop! 1451 01:12:22,134 --> 01:12:24,011 What do you see? Did you find him? 1452 01:12:24,469 --> 01:12:27,097 Oh, my God! What is that? 1453 01:12:27,181 --> 01:12:28,807 Portal's been open too long. 1454 01:12:28,891 --> 01:12:30,851 We can't stand here much longer. 1455 01:12:33,437 --> 01:12:35,105 Aw, you look like shit. 1456 01:12:35,189 --> 01:12:36,481 I'm fine. [panting] 1457 01:12:36,565 --> 01:12:38,317 I think we need to get to those portals up there. 1458 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,652 Uh, right. How do we… 1459 01:12:40,736 --> 01:12:41,862 -[baby coos] -…work them? 1460 01:12:41,945 --> 01:12:43,447 [panting] I don't know, but we'll figure it out. 1461 01:12:43,739 --> 01:12:44,531 Yeah. 1462 01:12:45,699 --> 01:12:47,034 [thud] 1463 01:12:47,117 --> 01:12:48,035 [Rex] Joey! 1464 01:12:51,705 --> 01:12:53,749 -[grunts] -[baby cries] 1465 01:12:56,835 --> 01:12:58,837 -[Superman groans] -[baby whines] 1466 01:13:07,012 --> 01:13:08,263 [cries] 1467 01:13:11,141 --> 01:13:12,351 Kill him! He's still weak! 1468 01:13:13,727 --> 01:13:15,270 [shouts] 1469 01:13:16,522 --> 01:13:17,940 [shrieks] 1470 01:13:19,816 --> 01:13:20,901 [baby cries] 1471 01:13:21,109 --> 01:13:24,363 All right, freak. Nice and slow. Back in the cage. 1472 01:13:24,446 --> 01:13:25,447 [bubbling] 1473 01:13:25,739 --> 01:13:27,533 What are you gonna do, splash us? 1474 01:13:27,616 --> 01:13:28,367 [raptors laugh] 1475 01:13:28,450 --> 01:13:31,453 Yes. With fluoroantimonic acid. 1476 01:13:32,704 --> 01:13:35,791 [all shouting] 1477 01:13:37,167 --> 01:13:39,545 [screaming] 1478 01:13:42,756 --> 01:13:44,758 [weapons whirring] 1479 01:13:47,761 --> 01:13:51,431 [lasers blasting] 1480 01:13:53,308 --> 01:13:55,310 -[rock crumbling] -[Lois grunting] 1481 01:13:55,811 --> 01:13:57,271 [panting] Do you have him? 1482 01:13:58,021 --> 01:13:59,982 -Hot damn. -[Lois] What? 1483 01:14:00,524 --> 01:14:01,692 [Mr. Terrific] It's a flying dog. 1484 01:14:04,361 --> 01:14:05,779 -Uh-oh. -What? 1485 01:14:06,405 --> 01:14:07,573 [groaning] 1486 01:14:07,990 --> 01:14:09,032 Come on, come on! 1487 01:14:10,242 --> 01:14:11,285 No, no, no! No! 1488 01:14:11,368 --> 01:14:12,911 [laser blasts continue] 1489 01:14:20,460 --> 01:14:22,671 [raptor shouts] 1490 01:14:26,717 --> 01:14:27,801 [cries] 1491 01:14:33,682 --> 01:14:35,267 [Superman] Black hole! 1492 01:14:37,811 --> 01:14:39,771 [whistles] 1493 01:14:40,355 --> 01:14:41,190 [whines] 1494 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:44,109 Oh, boy! 1495 01:14:45,861 --> 01:14:47,362 Krypto! Come here, boy! 1496 01:14:47,863 --> 01:14:48,906 I can't get out of this! 1497 01:14:49,406 --> 01:14:50,115 Krypto! 1498 01:14:50,824 --> 01:14:52,618 It's a black hole! We'll never get out of it! 1499 01:14:52,701 --> 01:14:53,619 Pull us out! 1500 01:14:54,578 --> 01:14:56,330 Krypto! Come! 1501 01:14:58,290 --> 01:15:00,834 -[baby cries, coos] -Stop it! Krypto! Help us out! 1502 01:15:01,376 --> 01:15:02,419 Bad boy! 1503 01:15:05,172 --> 01:15:05,923 Rex! 1504 01:15:07,341 --> 01:15:08,258 Joey! 1505 01:15:18,477 --> 01:15:20,729 [men straining] 1506 01:15:22,356 --> 01:15:24,358 [whooshing] 1507 01:15:24,483 --> 01:15:31,448 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1508 01:15:40,374 --> 01:15:42,459 [grunts] 1509 01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:45,587 -[baby coos] -[sighs] 1510 01:15:47,172 --> 01:15:49,633 Man, you are so weird. 1511 01:15:50,342 --> 01:15:52,344 [power hums] 1512 01:15:52,761 --> 01:15:54,972 -Do you have him? -Them. 1513 01:15:55,055 --> 01:15:56,390 Superman, a mean dog in a cape, 1514 01:15:56,473 --> 01:15:58,892 a weird baby, and a squiggle man. 1515 01:15:59,685 --> 01:16:00,394 What? 1516 01:16:02,396 --> 01:16:04,690 -Terrific? -Follow me! 1517 01:16:06,817 --> 01:16:09,111 -[T-sphere hums] -[barking] 1518 01:16:09,194 --> 01:16:11,738 [Superman] Krypto! No! Leave it! 1519 01:16:13,448 --> 01:16:15,117 [crumbling] 1520 01:16:17,369 --> 01:16:18,453 [whooshes] 1521 01:16:18,912 --> 01:16:22,416 [metallic creaking] 1522 01:16:22,499 --> 01:16:24,501 [Lois shouts] 1523 01:16:26,879 --> 01:16:28,130 [growling] 1524 01:16:28,213 --> 01:16:30,090 Are you kidding me? 1525 01:16:31,633 --> 01:16:33,594 -[growls] -Those things aren't cheap! 1526 01:16:34,553 --> 01:16:36,305 [barks, growls] 1527 01:16:38,015 --> 01:16:38,849 [exhales] 1528 01:16:38,932 --> 01:16:41,101 [Rex] Oh, my gosh. Thank you. 1529 01:16:41,185 --> 01:16:43,020 -[coos] -Hey, buddy. 1530 01:16:45,606 --> 01:16:48,317 -Hey. Hey. -[panting] 1531 01:16:52,070 --> 01:16:54,531 -[weakly] You came to get me. -Yeah. 1532 01:16:56,575 --> 01:16:58,285 -[Lois panting] -[Superman grunts] 1533 01:16:58,368 --> 01:17:01,496 There's more people… being held prisoner in there. 1534 01:17:01,955 --> 01:17:02,998 We gotta go get 'em. 1535 01:17:03,081 --> 01:17:03,916 -[Lois] Whoa. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1536 01:17:03,999 --> 01:17:07,169 Not through here, you can't. Not with you like this. 1537 01:17:07,294 --> 01:17:08,962 -[Superman panting] -[Mr. Terrific] Clark, what the-- 1538 01:17:09,505 --> 01:17:10,631 It's Kryptonite poisoning. 1539 01:17:12,216 --> 01:17:14,134 He'll heal, but it'll take a day or two. 1540 01:17:14,218 --> 01:17:16,845 Get him someplace safe. Take the T-craft. 1541 01:17:17,221 --> 01:17:19,723 The controls are easy and intuitive. 1542 01:17:19,806 --> 01:17:22,184 I need to stay back here and make sure the portal is secure. 1543 01:17:38,325 --> 01:17:41,286 -[thumps] -[quietly] Okay… okay. 1544 01:17:42,120 --> 01:17:43,914 -Okay. -[controls beeping] 1545 01:17:45,332 --> 01:17:46,542 Okay. 1546 01:17:46,625 --> 01:17:49,086 No. Dog? Dog, I really need to-- 1547 01:17:49,211 --> 01:17:51,547 No. Dog, I really need you to-- 1548 01:17:52,172 --> 01:17:53,841 Come on. [grunts] 1549 01:17:55,259 --> 01:17:58,262 -Okay. Intuitive. -[controls beeping] 1550 01:17:58,595 --> 01:18:00,138 Yeah. For sure. 1551 01:18:00,222 --> 01:18:02,099 [whirring] 1552 01:18:02,182 --> 01:18:03,058 Okay. 1553 01:18:03,475 --> 01:18:04,476 That's it. 1554 01:18:05,561 --> 01:18:07,521 [panting] 1555 01:18:07,604 --> 01:18:09,606 -[engine roars] -Whoa! 1556 01:18:12,067 --> 01:18:13,944 [growling] 1557 01:18:16,947 --> 01:18:18,031 Pick that up! 1558 01:18:20,117 --> 01:18:21,159 [shutter clicking] 1559 01:18:21,243 --> 01:18:24,162 Eve! Get out of here, you idiot! 1560 01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:28,542 -Go! -[grunts] 1561 01:18:29,168 --> 01:18:30,210 [Luthor] Move! 1562 01:18:31,378 --> 01:18:34,548 How the hell could he have gotten free? Hmm? 1563 01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,467 [clatters] 1564 01:18:37,551 --> 01:18:39,303 [Luthor] We need to find him. 1565 01:18:40,762 --> 01:18:43,056 [phone vibrates] 1566 01:18:45,267 --> 01:18:45,976 Eve? 1567 01:18:46,059 --> 01:18:48,729 Oh, I'm so done, Jimmy. [crying] 1568 01:18:48,812 --> 01:18:50,063 Oh, um… 1569 01:18:50,147 --> 01:18:53,066 I have everything you need to ruin Lex forever. 1570 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:54,193 What? Where? 1571 01:18:54,276 --> 01:18:56,111 [gasps] Oh, I have it right here. 1572 01:18:59,114 --> 01:19:01,658 How dare he throw a pencil at me? 1573 01:19:02,784 --> 01:19:05,871 He's gonna regret harming me for the rest of his life. 1574 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,332 Such a jerk. 1575 01:19:09,499 --> 01:19:11,502 [panting] 1576 01:19:14,963 --> 01:19:16,131 But if I send you this, Jimmy… 1577 01:19:17,174 --> 01:19:18,717 [exhales] Uh-huh. 1578 01:19:21,136 --> 01:19:24,139 You have to promise me we get to hang this weekend. 1579 01:19:24,598 --> 01:19:26,683 [sniffles] Just the two of us. 1580 01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:32,022 Uh… 1581 01:19:35,317 --> 01:19:37,611 -Okay. -Yeah? Okay! Yay! 1582 01:19:38,737 --> 01:19:42,032 Uh-huh. How, uh… How long? 1583 01:19:43,116 --> 01:19:45,285 -All weekend. -[shouts] All weekend? 1584 01:19:45,661 --> 01:19:46,870 [Eve] Oh, my God, Jimmy! 1585 01:19:46,954 --> 01:19:49,414 I'm sorry this is such a major imposition on your life! 1586 01:19:49,748 --> 01:19:52,042 No, it's not an imposition, I-- 1587 01:19:52,125 --> 01:19:53,710 I can tell you don't really think so. 1588 01:19:53,836 --> 01:19:56,213 -[door slams] -[screams] 1589 01:19:56,296 --> 01:19:58,632 -No, no, no, no, no-- -Eve? 1590 01:20:10,811 --> 01:20:12,855 Come on, Eve. 1591 01:20:15,232 --> 01:20:18,402 [whirring] 1592 01:20:25,158 --> 01:20:27,703 -[winding down] -[Martha grunts] 1593 01:20:27,786 --> 01:20:29,997 I'm-- I'm Martha. This is Jon. 1594 01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:33,000 -I'm Lois. Hi. -[Martha] Lois. 1595 01:20:40,382 --> 01:20:41,175 Here, Son. 1596 01:20:42,801 --> 01:20:43,802 Hi, Ma. 1597 01:20:44,553 --> 01:20:46,597 Ma, they sent me here to rule over everyone. 1598 01:20:47,431 --> 01:20:48,599 They sent me here to kill people. 1599 01:20:49,099 --> 01:20:51,435 Clark, that ain't-- that ain't… 1600 01:20:52,519 --> 01:20:55,272 [panting] 1601 01:21:01,486 --> 01:21:06,617 [warm, light music playing] 1602 01:21:16,376 --> 01:21:19,755 Is our boy gonna be okay? 1603 01:21:20,422 --> 01:21:23,467 Yes. Mr. Terrific says yes. 1604 01:21:25,636 --> 01:21:27,554 Don't mind him, Lois. 1605 01:21:28,263 --> 01:21:30,390 He's just a big ol' mush. 1606 01:21:30,474 --> 01:21:33,101 Especially when it comes to Clark. 1607 01:21:41,485 --> 01:21:42,945 [phone vibrates] 1608 01:21:49,159 --> 01:21:51,662 [Lois] This girl is obsessed with you? 1609 01:21:51,745 --> 01:21:52,746 [Jimmy] Uh-huh. 1610 01:21:53,455 --> 01:21:54,873 How do you do it, Jimmy? 1611 01:21:54,957 --> 01:21:56,208 Look, I didn't even want to bother you, 1612 01:21:56,291 --> 01:21:58,043 but you told me to call with anything I got, so I-- 1613 01:21:58,126 --> 01:22:00,170 Yeah, but I thought you said she disappeared off the line. 1614 01:22:00,504 --> 01:22:02,422 I don't know. She might have dropped her phone in the toilet. 1615 01:22:02,506 --> 01:22:04,341 -She does that a lot. -[sighs] 1616 01:22:04,424 --> 01:22:07,845 Well, I'm not really sure that sexy selfies are-- 1617 01:22:19,648 --> 01:22:21,483 Your hot ex is a genius. 1618 01:22:21,942 --> 01:22:23,694 -Hot? -We have to talk to Perry. 1619 01:22:23,777 --> 01:22:25,529 I'll be there as soon as I can, okay? 1620 01:22:28,198 --> 01:22:31,326 [raptor] Sending sexy selfies behind the back of Lex Luthor? 1621 01:22:31,410 --> 01:22:33,829 She has to be the biggest idiot in the world. 1622 01:22:34,371 --> 01:22:36,915 Lex, he just told you, the portal was destroyed! 1623 01:22:36,999 --> 01:22:38,292 The dimensional aperture is still there… 1624 01:22:38,375 --> 01:22:39,084 Syd, tell him! 1625 01:22:39,168 --> 01:22:40,210 …which we can open remotely, so open it. 1626 01:22:40,335 --> 01:22:42,129 It is not… safe! 1627 01:22:42,212 --> 01:22:43,839 We can close the aperture later 1628 01:22:43,922 --> 01:22:45,591 by inputting the coordinates, correct? 1629 01:22:45,674 --> 01:22:47,176 -Theoretically. -Great! 1630 01:22:48,844 --> 01:22:52,055 If we can't find him, we'll need to draw him out. 1631 01:23:02,941 --> 01:23:09,323 [alarm buzzing] 1632 01:23:09,406 --> 01:23:11,825 [typing] 1633 01:23:11,909 --> 01:23:13,452 But Lex, that could tear 1634 01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:16,079 a dimensional rift into the surrounding area! 1635 01:23:16,163 --> 01:23:18,165 This is something you think I don't know? 1636 01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:22,085 [rumbling] 1637 01:23:22,211 --> 01:23:25,422 -That shouldn't happen. -Oh, you don't say! 1638 01:23:25,964 --> 01:23:29,801 -Can you… Can you stop it? -Can I stop it? 1639 01:23:30,802 --> 01:23:33,555 [rumbling] 1640 01:23:35,807 --> 01:23:39,978 This is why you don't create a damn pocket universe. 1641 01:23:40,270 --> 01:23:42,898 [Luthor] There. Superman won't be able to ignore that. 1642 01:23:45,192 --> 01:23:47,069 Now we know where he'll be next. 1643 01:23:50,948 --> 01:23:53,700 -[birds tweeting] -[rooster crows] 1644 01:24:01,834 --> 01:24:07,130 -[tail thumping] -[Krypto sniffing] 1645 01:24:08,507 --> 01:24:10,509 [rooster crows] 1646 01:24:12,970 --> 01:24:14,972 [mooing] 1647 01:24:21,103 --> 01:24:22,437 [sniffing] 1648 01:24:24,314 --> 01:24:25,274 [barks playfully] 1649 01:24:29,027 --> 01:24:31,363 Thought you was out here. [sighs] 1650 01:24:32,739 --> 01:24:33,615 Hey, Pa. 1651 01:24:34,616 --> 01:24:37,411 [chuckles] Never seen you sleep that long. 1652 01:24:41,790 --> 01:24:46,879 Last week me, Ma, Hector and them, 1653 01:24:47,004 --> 01:24:50,299 we took a drive to Beerki's Burritos 1654 01:24:50,424 --> 01:24:51,758 down in Luttus. 1655 01:24:52,801 --> 01:24:55,721 Like the one that used to be out by that old, uh, blue barn, 1656 01:24:55,804 --> 01:24:57,556 out on that I-9, you remember that? 1657 01:24:58,682 --> 01:25:02,853 -Mm-hmm. -Burritos still just as good. 1658 01:25:07,566 --> 01:25:10,068 That Louanne, she-- she seems nice. 1659 01:25:10,736 --> 01:25:12,988 -It's Lois. -Hmm? 1660 01:25:13,363 --> 01:25:14,448 Her name's Lois. 1661 01:25:15,073 --> 01:25:16,783 But yeah, she's… she's nice. 1662 01:25:18,952 --> 01:25:21,163 But you don't seem quite yourself. 1663 01:25:23,081 --> 01:25:25,792 Yeah, well, that message that my parents sent with me, 1664 01:25:25,876 --> 01:25:27,961 I had never heard the second half before. 1665 01:25:28,795 --> 01:25:33,217 Well, I'd say what you wanted that message to mean 1666 01:25:33,300 --> 01:25:35,177 says a whole lot more about you 1667 01:25:35,260 --> 01:25:38,305 than what anyone meant for it to mean. 1668 01:25:38,388 --> 01:25:39,973 Pa, you don't understand. 1669 01:25:43,477 --> 01:25:45,479 I'm not who I thought I was. 1670 01:25:50,734 --> 01:25:52,402 They sent me here to hurt people. 1671 01:25:53,362 --> 01:25:55,405 Parents aren't for telling their children 1672 01:25:55,489 --> 01:25:56,949 who they're supposed to be. 1673 01:25:58,492 --> 01:26:01,078 We are here to give y'aII tools, 1674 01:26:01,161 --> 01:26:03,288 help you make fools of yourselves 1675 01:26:03,372 --> 01:26:05,958 all on your own. 1676 01:26:11,338 --> 01:26:12,172 No. 1677 01:26:14,383 --> 01:26:17,594 Your choices, Clark. 1678 01:26:18,428 --> 01:26:20,305 Your actions. 1679 01:26:22,307 --> 01:26:26,436 That's what makes you who you are. 1680 01:26:28,230 --> 01:26:29,773 I'll tell you something, son. 1681 01:26:31,441 --> 01:26:32,860 I couldn't be… 1682 01:26:37,531 --> 01:26:39,867 [sniffs] …more proud of you. 1683 01:26:43,412 --> 01:26:44,246 [sniffs] 1684 01:26:47,624 --> 01:26:49,084 [screen door creaks] 1685 01:26:49,168 --> 01:26:50,419 [Martha] Ol' mush. 1686 01:26:51,170 --> 01:26:53,630 Clark, there's something on the box you might wanna see. 1687 01:26:57,217 --> 01:26:58,594 [reporter 3] And over in Eastern Europe, 1688 01:26:58,677 --> 01:27:00,429 Boravian troops gather at the border, 1689 01:27:00,554 --> 01:27:02,014 seemingly mere minutes away 1690 01:27:02,097 --> 01:27:04,349 from invading Jarhanpur once again. 1691 01:27:04,433 --> 01:27:06,268 [reporter 4] Now, nearby villagers are willing 1692 01:27:06,351 --> 01:27:07,728 and ready to defend their country, 1693 01:27:07,811 --> 01:27:11,440 despite the exponentially superior firepower 1694 01:27:11,523 --> 01:27:13,400 of the well-trained Boravian military. 1695 01:27:13,483 --> 01:27:18,530 [people shouting] 1696 01:27:18,614 --> 01:27:20,616 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1697 01:27:28,457 --> 01:27:29,708 [reporter 4] The villagers cling onto 1698 01:27:29,791 --> 01:27:31,335 what little hope they have left, 1699 01:27:31,668 --> 01:27:33,629 as they're surrounded by the military. 1700 01:27:34,004 --> 01:27:37,007 [reporter 3] Boravian president, Vasil Ghurkos, says the invasion 1701 01:27:37,090 --> 01:27:38,675 is to protect the Jarhanpurian people 1702 01:27:38,759 --> 01:27:40,135 from a tyrannical government. 1703 01:27:48,936 --> 01:27:51,813 Superman! Superman! 1704 01:27:51,897 --> 01:27:55,025 Superman! Superman! 1705 01:27:55,108 --> 01:27:57,277 Superman! Superman! 1706 01:27:57,361 --> 01:27:59,988 Superman! Superman! 1707 01:28:00,072 --> 01:28:02,324 Superman! Superman! 1708 01:28:02,407 --> 01:28:05,911 Superman! Superman! Superman! 1709 01:28:05,994 --> 01:28:10,123 Superman! Superman! Superman! 1710 01:28:12,501 --> 01:28:14,962 [reporter 3] Without Superman here to stop it this time, 1711 01:28:15,087 --> 01:28:17,881 the Jarhanpurians don't have much hope. 1712 01:28:18,423 --> 01:28:21,260 I cleaned your boots. I'll go get 'em for you. 1713 01:28:21,343 --> 01:28:22,803 [T-sphere warbles] 1714 01:28:22,886 --> 01:28:23,887 [Mr. Terrific] Superman. 1715 01:28:23,971 --> 01:28:25,848 We need you here in Metropolis now. 1716 01:28:25,931 --> 01:28:27,307 I have to get to Boravia, Terrific. 1717 01:28:27,391 --> 01:28:29,643 There won't be a Boravia, or a Metropolis, 1718 01:28:29,726 --> 01:28:31,895 or a Planet Earth, if you don't get here soon. 1719 01:28:31,979 --> 01:28:32,813 [rumbling] 1720 01:28:32,896 --> 01:28:34,565 This rift is about to tear into the city. 1721 01:28:34,648 --> 01:28:37,359 I can't stop it. I need your help. 1722 01:28:40,112 --> 01:28:41,905 [woman, through PA] All Metropolis citizens. 1723 01:28:41,989 --> 01:28:44,616 - This is a mandatory evacuation. -[helicopter blades whirring] 1724 01:28:44,700 --> 01:28:47,870 Repeat: this evacuation is not optional. 1725 01:28:49,663 --> 01:28:52,165 This is a mandatory evacuation. 1726 01:28:52,249 --> 01:28:56,086 Repeat: this evacuation is not optional. 1727 01:28:58,672 --> 01:29:01,216 This is a mandatory evacuation. 1728 01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:04,052 [horns honking] 1729 01:29:08,348 --> 01:29:10,309 [Steve] Yeah, I'm sure she's scared, but find her. 1730 01:29:10,392 --> 01:29:11,727 Yeah, we're all equally scared. 1731 01:29:12,477 --> 01:29:14,062 Come on, just put her on. 1732 01:29:14,771 --> 01:29:17,065 Please, Juanita, can you put Persephone on the phone? 1733 01:29:17,774 --> 01:29:20,402 Yes, she will care! Cats know the sound of your voice! 1734 01:29:20,485 --> 01:29:22,863 So, I was able to connect with our contact at BodaBank. 1735 01:29:23,238 --> 01:29:24,615 Luthor's been selling arms to Ghurkos 1736 01:29:24,740 --> 01:29:26,950 for pennies on the dollar for years. 1737 01:29:27,034 --> 01:29:29,453 -Why, you ask? -I do ask why. 1738 01:29:29,912 --> 01:29:33,415 He did it in exchange for half of Jarhanpur. 1739 01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:34,333 You're kidding. 1740 01:29:34,416 --> 01:29:36,710 At first, I thought Eve was just sending me selfies. 1741 01:29:36,793 --> 01:29:38,795 But in the background of the shots 1742 01:29:38,879 --> 01:29:40,547 are maps, contracts, 1743 01:29:40,631 --> 01:29:43,091 all kinds of documents chronicling Boravia's agreement 1744 01:29:43,175 --> 01:29:44,927 to cede half of the country to Lex Luthor 1745 01:29:45,010 --> 01:29:46,720 once the invasion is complete. 1746 01:29:46,803 --> 01:29:48,180 He wants to make himself king. 1747 01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:50,390 -King? -King. 1748 01:29:50,849 --> 01:29:52,601 Should we really still be standing here? 1749 01:29:53,352 --> 01:29:55,479 Lois, you got that flying saucer deal up on the roof? 1750 01:29:55,562 --> 01:29:58,315 -Yup. -Grant. Troupe. 1751 01:29:58,398 --> 01:29:59,858 -Come on. -[Lois] Grab the board, Jimmy. 1752 01:29:59,942 --> 01:30:02,861 -How many does it hold? -Five, or six. Six. 1753 01:30:02,945 --> 01:30:06,365 -Okay. Lombard, you too. -[gasps] Oh, thank you. 1754 01:30:06,448 --> 01:30:08,700 Why the hell would Lex want half a desert? 1755 01:30:08,784 --> 01:30:10,410 His cultish acolytes believe he's gonna create 1756 01:30:10,494 --> 01:30:12,454 a technologically advanced utopia. 1757 01:30:12,538 --> 01:30:13,288 Utopia? 1758 01:30:13,372 --> 01:30:14,456 There's a profit factor as well. 1759 01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:16,333 I mean, the petroleum deposits alone 1760 01:30:16,416 --> 01:30:18,043 are worth multiples of his investment. 1761 01:30:18,126 --> 01:30:19,378 [Jimmy] Whatever his motives are, 1762 01:30:19,503 --> 01:30:20,796 we know Luthor did everything he could 1763 01:30:20,879 --> 01:30:22,256 to ruin Superman's reputation. 1764 01:30:22,339 --> 01:30:23,340 [Lois] Eve's photos show 1765 01:30:23,423 --> 01:30:25,759 he was behind the whole Hammer of Boravia scam. 1766 01:30:25,843 --> 01:30:27,135 [Jimmy] And all the bots stirring up 1767 01:30:27,219 --> 01:30:28,887 anti-Superman sentiment online. 1768 01:30:28,971 --> 01:30:31,807 [Lois] Mr. Terrific believes Luthor is also behind 1769 01:30:31,890 --> 01:30:34,309 the spreading rift between universes out there. 1770 01:30:34,393 --> 01:30:36,311 All of it seems to be geared toward stopping Superman 1771 01:30:36,395 --> 01:30:38,605 from standing in the way of the Boravian invasion, Chief. 1772 01:30:39,147 --> 01:30:41,984 Call me Perry, kid. Post the story. Fast. 1773 01:30:45,487 --> 01:30:47,197 [ship whirs] 1774 01:30:47,823 --> 01:30:49,449 -Buckle up, kids. -Why don't I have a seat? 1775 01:30:49,533 --> 01:30:51,410 -Jimmy, will you transcribe? -Uh-huh. 1776 01:30:51,994 --> 01:30:53,912 -[boom] -[Steve shouts] 1777 01:30:55,247 --> 01:30:56,415 [thud] 1778 01:30:56,498 --> 01:30:57,624 [cement, bricks rattle] 1779 01:30:58,208 --> 01:30:59,918 [Steve] Oh, God! 1780 01:31:01,378 --> 01:31:03,088 [all shouting] 1781 01:31:03,255 --> 01:31:04,381 [engine whirs] 1782 01:31:04,464 --> 01:31:06,842 [Lois] The Daily Planet has obtained exclusive information 1783 01:31:06,925 --> 01:31:08,969 proving that billionaire Lex Luthor is in league 1784 01:31:09,052 --> 01:31:11,305 with Boravian dictator, Vasil Ghurkos. 1785 01:31:11,388 --> 01:31:13,390 [rumbling] 1786 01:31:19,271 --> 01:31:20,814 Clark, are you close? 1787 01:31:20,898 --> 01:31:22,399 It's about to hit Metropolis, 1788 01:31:22,482 --> 01:31:23,984 and my codes are not shutting it down. 1789 01:31:25,110 --> 01:31:26,195 Shit! 1790 01:31:26,278 --> 01:31:29,239 [rumbling continues] 1791 01:31:39,041 --> 01:31:41,460 [buildings crashing] 1792 01:31:43,795 --> 01:31:44,630 Uh-oh. 1793 01:31:49,468 --> 01:31:50,844 [screams] 1794 01:31:52,387 --> 01:31:55,182 Lex! The rift is almost here! 1795 01:31:55,265 --> 01:31:56,808 [Luthor] So slow it down. 1796 01:31:56,892 --> 01:31:58,560 [man 2] I can't unless I can put the code in to stop it. 1797 01:31:58,644 --> 01:31:59,978 Hold on a minute then. 1798 01:32:00,687 --> 01:32:03,148 -We gotta go, man! -Otis! 1799 01:32:03,232 --> 01:32:05,108 [squeaks] 1800 01:32:07,569 --> 01:32:08,987 [rumbling] 1801 01:32:10,531 --> 01:32:13,200 -[thud] -[screaming] 1802 01:32:15,744 --> 01:32:17,704 [metallic rumbling] 1803 01:32:23,126 --> 01:32:25,462 Not sure where we're gonna land when the world is gone. 1804 01:32:27,130 --> 01:32:29,132 [horns honking] 1805 01:32:29,216 --> 01:32:31,218 [rumbling] 1806 01:32:33,512 --> 01:32:35,389 [screaming] 1807 01:32:37,850 --> 01:32:40,686 [tires screeching] 1808 01:32:41,854 --> 01:32:43,897 [rumbling] 1809 01:32:46,608 --> 01:32:48,777 [engine sputtering] 1810 01:32:51,613 --> 01:32:52,990 [glass tinkles] 1811 01:32:55,576 --> 01:32:57,578 ["Superman main theme" plays] 1812 01:33:06,128 --> 01:33:09,548 [rumbling] 1813 01:33:25,689 --> 01:33:26,732 There's a code to close the rift, 1814 01:33:26,815 --> 01:33:28,442 but it's too complicated to hack. 1815 01:33:28,734 --> 01:33:30,819 Luthor will have the code at LuthorCorp. 1816 01:33:30,903 --> 01:33:32,821 Just give me a minute. I'll get Krypto, and we'll go-- 1817 01:33:32,946 --> 01:33:34,531 You brought that dog, man? 1818 01:33:34,615 --> 01:33:37,784 Yeah, I didn't-- didn't want him killing my parents' cows. 1819 01:33:37,868 --> 01:33:38,744 [sighs] 1820 01:33:44,666 --> 01:33:45,876 [clanks] 1821 01:33:57,888 --> 01:33:58,680 [Bravo] Go on wide. 1822 01:33:58,764 --> 01:33:59,848 [Larry] Wrong. Focus on The Engineer. 1823 01:33:59,973 --> 01:34:01,767 -I'm on the alien, Larry. -7R. 1824 01:34:04,144 --> 01:34:05,896 [shouts] 1825 01:34:08,524 --> 01:34:09,858 [metal clinks] 1826 01:34:11,276 --> 01:34:12,819 [saw whooshes] 1827 01:34:15,489 --> 01:34:18,116 -[laser blasts] -[screams] 1828 01:34:20,327 --> 01:34:21,453 [screams] 1829 01:34:21,537 --> 01:34:22,829 It's not too late for either of you. 1830 01:34:22,913 --> 01:34:23,664 [Luthor] 5A! 1831 01:34:23,747 --> 01:34:25,123 You don't have to do what Luthor-- 1832 01:34:27,459 --> 01:34:28,544 [yelps] 1833 01:34:31,839 --> 01:34:32,923 [zaps] 1834 01:34:33,006 --> 01:34:35,008 -[thuds] -[grunts] 1835 01:34:43,851 --> 01:34:45,102 [whirs] 1836 01:34:48,647 --> 01:34:50,107 -[Luthor, through comm] 2X! -[grunts] 1837 01:34:56,071 --> 01:34:57,823 [Luthor] Now, Angela, as planned, 1838 01:34:57,906 --> 01:35:00,450 fill his lungs and kill the son of a bitch. 1839 01:35:00,534 --> 01:35:03,120 [nanites chitter] 1840 01:35:14,381 --> 01:35:17,926 -[nanites clinking rapidly] -[gagging] 1841 01:35:19,261 --> 01:35:22,389 -[metallic scraping] -[grunts] 1842 01:35:42,701 --> 01:35:45,162 Can't he hold his breath for over an hour? 1843 01:35:45,245 --> 01:35:47,039 Not without air in his lungs. 1844 01:35:47,122 --> 01:35:48,373 He'll be dead in minutes. 1845 01:35:48,457 --> 01:35:50,042 [woman 1] The nanites are suppressing his optic nerve. 1846 01:35:50,125 --> 01:35:52,336 Sight and X-ray vision should be completely muted. 1847 01:35:52,461 --> 01:35:53,587 Lungs breached. 1848 01:35:59,551 --> 01:36:01,345 -[beeps] -Da? 1849 01:36:01,678 --> 01:36:02,554 [speaks Boravian] 1850 01:36:04,806 --> 01:36:07,809 [in Boravian] We will not sleep 1851 01:36:08,435 --> 01:36:11,897 until the street is flooded 1852 01:36:11,980 --> 01:36:16,568 with the blood of every Jarhanpurian! 1853 01:36:17,778 --> 01:36:20,822 [nanites clinking] 1854 01:36:27,663 --> 01:36:29,706 [shouting] 1855 01:36:39,842 --> 01:36:43,679 -[whooshing] -[whooshes] 1856 01:36:45,138 --> 01:36:47,099 [metallic scraping] 1857 01:36:51,812 --> 01:36:53,230 What's his game? 1858 01:36:54,565 --> 01:36:56,692 Using friction to get the nanites off? 1859 01:36:56,775 --> 01:36:58,360 Doesn't matter if he gets them off his face. 1860 01:36:58,443 --> 01:37:00,070 The nanites are still in his lungs. 1861 01:37:00,153 --> 01:37:01,989 Engineer, Ultraman, keep up. 1862 01:37:02,072 --> 01:37:03,699 [gasps] We're trying. 1863 01:37:03,782 --> 01:37:05,784 [wind whipping] 1864 01:37:07,870 --> 01:37:09,788 -Maintain LOS. -Yes. No shit, Larry. 1865 01:37:09,872 --> 01:37:10,622 Hurry. 1866 01:37:15,210 --> 01:37:16,253 [growls] 1867 01:37:24,428 --> 01:37:26,054 [wind whistling] 1868 01:37:31,059 --> 01:37:32,311 He'll suffocate any minute. 1869 01:37:40,360 --> 01:37:42,321 Engineer, envelop him completely. 1870 01:37:42,404 --> 01:37:44,990 [shouts] 1871 01:37:46,700 --> 01:37:48,452 [nanites chittering] 1872 01:37:57,085 --> 01:38:01,840 [low warbling] 1873 01:38:01,924 --> 01:38:03,926 [whistling] 1874 01:38:08,972 --> 01:38:10,807 Wait! Wait, wait! What is he doing? 1875 01:38:15,812 --> 01:38:16,813 [Engineer shrieks] 1876 01:38:18,273 --> 01:38:21,735 I won't be able to sustain the impact at this speed. 1877 01:38:21,902 --> 01:38:23,070 [shrieks] 1878 01:38:23,820 --> 01:38:26,615 No, Angela, unsheathe! He's the only one protected! 1879 01:38:26,740 --> 01:38:28,575 [shrieks] 1880 01:38:31,745 --> 01:38:34,540 [heavy thuds] 1881 01:38:42,005 --> 01:38:42,756 [sighs] 1882 01:38:43,549 --> 01:38:47,511 Entering the hole. Infrared, please? 1883 01:38:47,594 --> 01:38:48,929 [computer chirping] 1884 01:38:54,268 --> 01:38:55,853 Switch to night vision. 1885 01:38:56,687 --> 01:38:58,689 [computer chirping] 1886 01:38:59,773 --> 01:39:00,691 Whoa. 1887 01:39:07,155 --> 01:39:09,491 [gagging] 1888 01:39:12,119 --> 01:39:14,121 [groaning, gagging] 1889 01:39:16,206 --> 01:39:20,127 [coughing, retches] 1890 01:39:28,385 --> 01:39:30,637 Her heart's still beating, but she's unconscious. 1891 01:39:31,138 --> 01:39:32,139 Call in the Raptors. 1892 01:39:32,222 --> 01:39:34,850 [panting] 1893 01:39:36,643 --> 01:39:38,270 [thud echoes] 1894 01:39:38,562 --> 01:39:39,646 [Superman grunts] 1895 01:39:41,815 --> 01:39:44,693 [both panting] 1896 01:39:49,698 --> 01:39:51,200 [panting] 1897 01:39:59,750 --> 01:40:01,502 [sighs] What the hell? 1898 01:40:01,627 --> 01:40:05,506 That's right. Cloning you was relatively simple. 1899 01:40:05,589 --> 01:40:08,300 All it took was combing the aftermath of your battles… 1900 01:40:08,383 --> 01:40:10,260 [through comm] …until I located a strand of your hair. 1901 01:40:10,344 --> 01:40:13,013 That's how you got into the Fortress. [gasps] 1902 01:40:13,096 --> 01:40:14,264 You had my DNA. 1903 01:40:14,556 --> 01:40:17,476 Yes, but as is often the case with cloning, 1904 01:40:17,559 --> 01:40:18,810 the match was imperfect. 1905 01:40:18,894 --> 01:40:23,315 He might be even stupider than you. If that's possible. 1906 01:40:23,398 --> 01:40:24,733 But easier to control. 1907 01:40:24,816 --> 01:40:26,902 -3L. -[Luthor] And stronger. 1908 01:40:28,237 --> 01:40:29,154 22K! 1909 01:40:30,531 --> 01:40:31,740 [blows landing] 1910 01:40:32,115 --> 01:40:33,116 [Luthor] 31D! 1911 01:40:34,076 --> 01:40:34,952 2A! 1912 01:40:36,078 --> 01:40:37,621 5B! 5B! 1913 01:40:38,497 --> 01:40:40,415 6K! 9A! 1914 01:40:42,125 --> 01:40:44,670 -[techs laughing] -My brain will always win! 1915 01:40:44,795 --> 01:40:47,548 Brain beats brawn! 1916 01:40:47,631 --> 01:40:49,007 [people screaming] 1917 01:40:51,385 --> 01:40:55,389 [explosions bang] 1918 01:40:56,265 --> 01:40:57,724 [man groans] 1919 01:40:58,350 --> 01:40:59,893 [screaming] 1920 01:41:02,646 --> 01:41:03,438 [thud] 1921 01:41:06,692 --> 01:41:07,901 [rumbling] 1922 01:41:10,863 --> 01:41:12,406 -[grunts] -[screams] 1923 01:41:28,422 --> 01:41:29,381 [groans] 1924 01:41:39,308 --> 01:41:41,935 [quietly] Superman. Superman. 1925 01:41:42,019 --> 01:41:44,646 Superman. Superman. 1926 01:41:50,110 --> 01:41:51,904 No matter what you do to me, Luthor, 1927 01:41:53,071 --> 01:41:54,865 your plans in Boravia won't work. 1928 01:41:54,948 --> 01:41:57,659 Oh, really? Why's that? 1929 01:41:58,035 --> 01:41:59,786 'Cause I called in some friends. 1930 01:42:00,370 --> 01:42:01,580 [Boravian tech] Mr. Luthor? 1931 01:42:02,915 --> 01:42:04,625 There is an anomaly at the border. 1932 01:42:08,212 --> 01:42:09,755 [deep warble] 1933 01:42:17,387 --> 01:42:18,555 Sorry, kid. 1934 01:42:19,097 --> 01:42:20,474 Superman couldn't make it. 1935 01:42:21,391 --> 01:42:22,893 So you got an upgrade. 1936 01:42:22,976 --> 01:42:26,730 [upbeat rock plays] 1937 01:42:26,813 --> 01:42:28,273 [wind whistles] 1938 01:42:28,357 --> 01:42:30,317 [rumbling] 1939 01:42:33,946 --> 01:42:35,239 [Hawkgirl shrieks] 1940 01:42:47,709 --> 01:42:48,877 [men shout] 1941 01:42:49,670 --> 01:42:52,339 [in Boravian] Our forces aren't prepared to deal with metahuman anomalies. 1942 01:42:52,798 --> 01:42:54,424 I've sent the word to retreat. 1943 01:42:54,508 --> 01:42:55,676 Retreat?! 1944 01:42:55,926 --> 01:42:57,511 No! No! No! 1945 01:42:57,594 --> 01:42:59,137 We must get to the bunker! 1946 01:42:59,388 --> 01:43:00,222 The bunker! 1947 01:43:00,305 --> 01:43:01,473 [shouts] 1948 01:43:01,557 --> 01:43:04,601 -[shouts] -[shrieks] 1949 01:43:04,685 --> 01:43:06,687 -[gunfire] -[mace crashes] 1950 01:43:08,564 --> 01:43:09,731 [shrieks] 1951 01:43:12,109 --> 01:43:14,528 [shrieks] 1952 01:43:15,028 --> 01:43:16,321 [shouts] 1953 01:43:17,030 --> 01:43:18,866 [in English] I know you won't kill me. 1954 01:43:19,366 --> 01:43:23,495 You are too delicate and weak, like Superman. [chuckles] 1955 01:43:23,579 --> 01:43:25,831 [scoffs] I'm not like Superman. 1956 01:43:26,582 --> 01:43:28,625 [shouts] 1957 01:43:30,669 --> 01:43:32,754 -[ship hums] -[panting] 1958 01:43:33,380 --> 01:43:35,674 -It's perfect. Post it, kid. -[Jimmy] On it. 1959 01:43:42,097 --> 01:43:43,932 I think you overestimate the importance 1960 01:43:44,016 --> 01:43:46,476 of Jarhanpur to me, Superman. 1961 01:43:46,560 --> 01:43:48,061 That was just a bonus. 1962 01:43:48,729 --> 01:43:50,147 I'm not killing you 1963 01:43:50,230 --> 01:43:53,817 so the Boravian military conflict can proceed. 1964 01:43:54,318 --> 01:43:58,488 I created the Boravian military conflict 1965 01:43:58,572 --> 01:44:02,743 so I'd have an excuse to kill you! 1966 01:44:03,118 --> 01:44:04,870 Once you involved yourself, 1967 01:44:04,953 --> 01:44:06,330 I knew I could easily get 1968 01:44:06,413 --> 01:44:08,373 our government's support in nullifying you. 1969 01:44:08,957 --> 01:44:09,791 Why? 1970 01:44:10,375 --> 01:44:13,003 Because you're destroying us! 1971 01:44:13,128 --> 01:44:14,838 10Y. 13B. 1972 01:44:18,425 --> 01:44:19,760 [glass shatters] 1973 01:44:25,724 --> 01:44:27,559 -[screaming] -[thud] 1974 01:44:27,643 --> 01:44:28,560 [screaming] 1975 01:44:36,235 --> 01:44:37,819 You're driven by envy, Luthor. 1976 01:44:38,278 --> 01:44:42,032 -You couldn't be more obvious. -No shit. I'm not dim. 1977 01:44:42,115 --> 01:44:45,244 I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. 1978 01:44:45,327 --> 01:44:46,286 13L. 1979 01:44:46,954 --> 01:44:48,372 [shouts] 1980 01:44:49,790 --> 01:44:52,501 I know when they mention Galileo or Einstein 1981 01:44:52,626 --> 01:44:54,503 or one of these other twits in the same breath as me, 1982 01:44:54,628 --> 01:44:57,297 I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat. 1983 01:44:57,381 --> 01:44:58,674 But at least Galileo did something. 1984 01:44:58,757 --> 01:45:02,302 He wasn't some dopey Venusian catapulted onto this planet, 1985 01:45:02,719 --> 01:45:05,597 just to have the world fawn over him, 1986 01:45:05,681 --> 01:45:10,477 because his strength illuminates how weak we all really are. 1987 01:45:11,562 --> 01:45:13,814 [gasps, grunts] 1988 01:45:14,857 --> 01:45:18,110 So, my envy is a calling. 1989 01:45:18,193 --> 01:45:21,321 It is the sole hope for humanity, 1990 01:45:21,405 --> 01:45:26,118 because it is what has driven me to annihilating you. 1991 01:45:26,201 --> 01:45:27,202 1A! 1992 01:45:27,536 --> 01:45:29,913 -1A! 1A! -[blows landing] 1993 01:45:29,997 --> 01:45:33,208 -1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! -[blows landing] 1994 01:45:33,292 --> 01:45:34,042 Yes. 1995 01:45:35,752 --> 01:45:38,589 [rumbling] 1996 01:45:42,259 --> 01:45:43,260 [chuckles] 1997 01:45:43,343 --> 01:45:46,930 Oh, what are you smirking at, you idiot? 1998 01:45:47,306 --> 01:45:51,268 [sighs] Brain beats brawn. [exhales] 1999 01:45:52,811 --> 01:45:53,812 Sorry, chum. 2000 01:45:55,689 --> 01:45:56,940 [whistles] 2001 01:45:58,775 --> 01:46:02,154 [sustained whistle] 2002 01:46:04,740 --> 01:46:06,408 [whistle continues] 2003 01:46:10,579 --> 01:46:11,788 No, no, no! No! 2004 01:46:16,376 --> 01:46:19,546 You watch him through those? Tell him what to do? 2005 01:46:27,554 --> 01:46:28,680 Krypto. 2006 01:46:30,182 --> 01:46:31,099 Get the toy. 2007 01:46:31,517 --> 01:46:32,309 [whines] 2008 01:46:34,394 --> 01:46:36,897 Uh, thir-thirty-s-- Oh, the stupid dog! 2009 01:46:37,314 --> 01:46:38,607 -[Luthor] Uh… -Charlie down! 2010 01:46:39,191 --> 01:46:39,983 [whoosh, thud] 2011 01:46:45,072 --> 01:46:46,323 [metal clattering] 2012 01:46:49,493 --> 01:46:51,203 [zapping] 2013 01:46:52,162 --> 01:46:54,081 -[stammers] 12C! Aah! -Delta down. 2014 01:47:00,170 --> 01:47:01,171 36B-- 2015 01:47:02,297 --> 01:47:03,298 -No. -[Larry] Hotel down! 2016 01:47:03,382 --> 01:47:04,174 [beeps] 2017 01:47:07,177 --> 01:47:08,554 [groans] 2018 01:47:11,098 --> 01:47:12,683 -[Luthor] No! -Bravo down. 2019 01:47:12,766 --> 01:47:14,518 -Bravo down! -I just said that, Larry! 2020 01:47:14,601 --> 01:47:16,311 [groaning] 2021 01:47:17,980 --> 01:47:19,606 [groans] 2022 01:47:21,066 --> 01:47:26,154 ["Superman main theme" plays] 2023 01:47:27,406 --> 01:47:28,991 -[indistinct] -[stammers, shouts] 2024 01:47:29,950 --> 01:47:31,201 Alpha down! 2025 01:47:33,120 --> 01:47:33,912 Lex. 2026 01:47:34,997 --> 01:47:36,623 The Raptors have arrived. 2027 01:47:37,791 --> 01:47:40,711 [jet packs whir] 2028 01:47:42,129 --> 01:47:44,214 -Kill him! -Good luck with that. 2029 01:47:47,843 --> 01:47:48,760 [teeth clinking] 2030 01:47:53,765 --> 01:47:56,143 [rumbling] 2031 01:48:00,939 --> 01:48:02,399 [lasers pulsing] 2032 01:48:07,112 --> 01:48:08,697 [all groaning] 2033 01:48:14,161 --> 01:48:15,370 [thud] 2034 01:48:15,454 --> 01:48:17,915 [roaring] 2035 01:48:20,042 --> 01:48:21,293 [grunts] 2036 01:48:21,376 --> 01:48:22,878 [clatters] 2037 01:48:24,421 --> 01:48:26,507 [straining] 2038 01:48:30,219 --> 01:48:31,720 -[bone snaps] -[screams] 2039 01:48:35,891 --> 01:48:38,769 -[screaming] -[rumbling] 2040 01:48:46,944 --> 01:48:48,487 -[bone snaps] -[sighs] 2041 01:48:49,196 --> 01:48:50,155 [Mr. Terrific] Hey! 2042 01:48:52,616 --> 01:48:55,786 This ain't playtime! Quit messin' around! 2043 01:48:55,869 --> 01:48:57,829 We have to get to Luthor to stop the rift. 2044 01:48:57,913 --> 01:48:59,081 [weakly] I'm not messing around. 2045 01:48:59,164 --> 01:49:00,707 I'm doing important stuff. 2046 01:49:03,335 --> 01:49:05,337 It's gonna reach Bakerline any minute. 2047 01:49:05,796 --> 01:49:07,130 There are people there. 2048 01:49:10,551 --> 01:49:13,387 [rumbling] 2049 01:49:13,470 --> 01:49:14,429 [people murmuring] 2050 01:49:14,513 --> 01:49:16,014 -We have to go. -We'll never make it in time. 2051 01:49:16,098 --> 01:49:17,474 -It's almost here. -We have to try. Come on. 2052 01:49:21,728 --> 01:49:23,397 -[inhales] -[man 2] Lex! 2053 01:49:24,773 --> 01:49:26,066 I'm closing the freakin' rift. 2054 01:49:26,149 --> 01:49:28,777 No! They chose him! Let them die! 2055 01:49:28,902 --> 01:49:30,821 -We'll close it from the bunker -What? 2056 01:49:30,904 --> 01:49:32,573 …before it gets to a city I care about. 2057 01:49:33,615 --> 01:49:34,700 [sighs] 2058 01:49:35,033 --> 01:49:36,285 Open the portal! 2059 01:49:36,368 --> 01:49:37,369 [zaps] 2060 01:49:39,705 --> 01:49:40,914 [panting] 2061 01:49:41,248 --> 01:49:43,000 Wrap it up. Let's go. 2062 01:49:43,750 --> 01:49:45,294 Safety first, people. 2063 01:49:49,548 --> 01:49:50,841 [Luthor grunts] 2064 01:49:57,556 --> 01:50:00,267 [man 2] Hey. Hey. The code to close the rift is in here. 2065 01:50:01,101 --> 01:50:03,103 -I can help. -I don't need your help. 2066 01:50:03,687 --> 01:50:05,606 I'm goddamn Mr. Terrific. 2067 01:50:06,815 --> 01:50:09,693 You piece of shit alien! 2068 01:50:10,944 --> 01:50:13,488 That is where you've always been wrong about me, Lex. 2069 01:50:14,573 --> 01:50:16,283 I'm as human as anyone. 2070 01:50:16,366 --> 01:50:18,994 I love, I… I get scared. 2071 01:50:19,077 --> 01:50:21,747 I wake up every morning, and despite not knowing what to do, 2072 01:50:21,830 --> 01:50:23,540 I put one foot in front of the other, 2073 01:50:23,624 --> 01:50:25,876 and I try to make the best choices I can. 2074 01:50:25,959 --> 01:50:27,711 I screw up all the time. 2075 01:50:27,836 --> 01:50:29,713 But that is being human. 2076 01:50:31,006 --> 01:50:32,841 And that's my greatest strength. 2077 01:50:34,259 --> 01:50:38,305 [sighs] And someday I hope, for the sake of the world, 2078 01:50:38,388 --> 01:50:40,390 you understand that it's yours too. 2079 01:50:40,474 --> 01:50:42,935 Oh, that's beautiful. 2080 01:50:43,018 --> 01:50:46,188 But none of this matters, you patronizing clown. 2081 01:50:46,271 --> 01:50:49,983 The government gave me the authority to kill you. 2082 01:50:50,067 --> 01:50:51,860 If not today, then tomor-- 2083 01:50:51,944 --> 01:50:52,903 -[barks] -Ahh! 2084 01:50:52,986 --> 01:50:55,405 [employees scream] 2085 01:50:55,489 --> 01:50:57,866 -[shouting] -[growling] 2086 01:50:57,991 --> 01:50:59,159 No, no, no! 2087 01:50:59,243 --> 01:51:01,620 Oh, my-- Stop. Krypto, put him down. 2088 01:51:01,703 --> 01:51:04,331 -[shouting] -[screaming] 2089 01:51:04,414 --> 01:51:05,791 [Superman] Krypto, drop him! 2090 01:51:05,874 --> 01:51:07,334 Krypto, drop him! Drop him! 2091 01:51:07,417 --> 01:51:09,503 -[thud] -[people gasp] 2092 01:51:10,671 --> 01:51:12,381 [panting] 2093 01:51:12,464 --> 01:51:14,216 [sighs] Dude. 2094 01:51:14,299 --> 01:51:16,301 [keyboard clacking] 2095 01:51:16,677 --> 01:51:18,011 [computer chirping] 2096 01:51:19,888 --> 01:51:21,139 -[drive clicks] -Got it. 2097 01:51:21,223 --> 01:51:23,225 [clicks, whirs] 2098 01:51:25,853 --> 01:51:28,272 [deep warbling] 2099 01:51:35,696 --> 01:51:37,447 Yes! 2100 01:51:37,531 --> 01:51:40,325 [laughing] 2101 01:51:41,159 --> 01:51:43,161 -[indistinct] -[Cat squeals] 2102 01:51:46,498 --> 01:51:48,667 Mmm. [groans] 2103 01:51:49,418 --> 01:51:50,919 -Lex. -What? 2104 01:51:51,712 --> 01:51:53,589 Well, this just in. An absolute bombshell 2105 01:51:53,672 --> 01:51:55,007 from the Daily Planet. 2106 01:51:55,090 --> 01:51:57,259 Billionaire Lex Luthor aligning himself 2107 01:51:57,342 --> 01:51:59,636 with a foreign entity, believe it or not. 2108 01:51:59,720 --> 01:52:01,054 Luthor has been giving them 2109 01:52:01,138 --> 01:52:03,640 billions and billions of dollars' worth of free weapons-- 2110 01:52:03,724 --> 01:52:06,727 Lex Luthor has been working covertly with Vasil Ghurkos 2111 01:52:06,810 --> 01:52:08,145 and the Boravian government 2112 01:52:08,228 --> 01:52:10,981 to overthrow the country of Jarhanpur. 2113 01:52:11,064 --> 01:52:12,691 Luthor has been giving them billions… 2114 01:52:12,774 --> 01:52:14,985 We've had Luthor on this show many times. 2115 01:52:15,694 --> 01:52:17,571 Little did we know, he was a traitor. 2116 01:52:17,654 --> 01:52:21,158 [TV anchors overlapping] 2117 01:52:21,241 --> 01:52:22,201 Seems like the one thing 2118 01:52:22,284 --> 01:52:24,995 conservatives and liberals can finally agree on 2119 01:52:25,078 --> 01:52:26,455 is that Lex Luthor sucks. 2120 01:52:26,872 --> 01:52:30,209 [anchor] The whole world has turned against Superman, 2121 01:52:30,292 --> 01:52:33,212 and we all owe him an enormous apology. 2122 01:52:33,670 --> 01:52:37,758 He is, of course, the hero we always thought he was. 2123 01:52:38,175 --> 01:52:42,971 [news anchors' voices overlapping] 2124 01:53:06,119 --> 01:53:08,455 [cheering] 2125 01:53:08,539 --> 01:53:11,124 [woman] Thank you! Thank you! 2126 01:53:11,875 --> 01:53:14,628 [cackles] 2127 01:53:16,713 --> 01:53:17,923 That was sick. 2128 01:53:18,632 --> 01:53:20,968 Guy, maybe he should join the group. 2129 01:53:21,051 --> 01:53:22,553 [scoffs] Please. 2130 01:53:22,636 --> 01:53:25,347 I mean, no offense, but that creepy mug is what you want 2131 01:53:25,430 --> 01:53:27,349 representing the Justice Gang? [scoffs] 2132 01:53:27,432 --> 01:53:28,433 Justice Gang? 2133 01:53:29,309 --> 01:53:30,602 That's a cool name. 2134 01:53:31,645 --> 01:53:32,396 You're in. 2135 01:53:33,021 --> 01:53:34,481 [sighs] 2136 01:53:35,440 --> 01:53:36,525 Come on! 2137 01:53:38,861 --> 01:53:39,862 [muffled reporter, indistinct] 2138 01:53:39,945 --> 01:53:40,946 [secretary] Glad you're not concerned 2139 01:53:41,029 --> 01:53:42,281 about the metahumans, Rick. 2140 01:53:43,073 --> 01:53:45,284 'Cause now they're the ones making the rules. 2141 01:53:51,707 --> 01:53:57,254 [light guitar music] 2142 01:53:57,379 --> 01:53:58,881 Everyone file. This way, please. 2143 01:53:58,964 --> 01:54:00,048 [man] Easy! 2144 01:54:00,132 --> 01:54:02,968 -Fleurette! -Mom! 2145 01:54:03,886 --> 01:54:05,888 [chattering] 2146 01:54:06,180 --> 01:54:07,181 Oh! 2147 01:54:09,308 --> 01:54:11,143 [monkeys chittering] 2148 01:54:11,226 --> 01:54:13,228 Get his bald ass to Belle Reve. 2149 01:54:13,562 --> 01:54:14,855 [slams] 2150 01:54:14,938 --> 01:54:15,981 [taps on car] 2151 01:54:16,982 --> 01:54:18,984 [engine rumbles] 2152 01:54:27,034 --> 01:54:28,410 [grunts] 2153 01:54:30,078 --> 01:54:31,997 -[chittering] -[barks] 2154 01:54:36,460 --> 01:54:38,921 [ship whirring] 2155 01:54:45,302 --> 01:54:48,222 [people chattering] 2156 01:54:48,305 --> 01:54:50,432 [Eve squealing] 2157 01:54:50,516 --> 01:54:53,227 -Oh! -[grunts] 2158 01:54:54,770 --> 01:54:56,980 Now we can be together forever. 2159 01:54:57,898 --> 01:55:01,318 [sirens in distance] 2160 01:55:04,488 --> 01:55:05,155 Miss Lane. 2161 01:55:06,907 --> 01:55:09,034 [exhales] Oh, hi. 2162 01:55:09,535 --> 01:55:11,370 I thought I might give you an interview. 2163 01:55:12,120 --> 01:55:14,623 I could fill you in on all of the behind-the-scenes. 2164 01:55:14,706 --> 01:55:15,582 Sure. 2165 01:55:16,458 --> 01:55:17,960 I think that would be… 2166 01:55:19,628 --> 01:55:20,379 great. 2167 01:55:22,256 --> 01:55:23,423 Um… 2168 01:55:23,507 --> 01:55:24,550 How about over here? 2169 01:55:24,925 --> 01:55:25,926 For an interview. 2170 01:55:41,900 --> 01:55:48,240 [warm, triumphant music plays] 2171 01:55:59,334 --> 01:56:00,169 Hey. 2172 01:56:03,589 --> 01:56:04,798 I love you, too. 2173 01:56:05,674 --> 01:56:08,093 [both chuckle] 2174 01:56:32,201 --> 01:56:33,660 How long have they been hooking up? 2175 01:56:33,744 --> 01:56:34,995 About three months, I think. 2176 01:56:40,167 --> 01:56:42,336 Got this place cleaned up pretty good. 2177 01:56:42,461 --> 01:56:44,421 Cleaned yourself up pretty good, too. 2178 01:56:44,505 --> 01:56:46,298 -You think so? -Yeah. 2179 01:56:46,381 --> 01:56:47,633 Think it gives you character. 2180 01:56:48,634 --> 01:56:50,469 Maybe one day you'll give me a name. 2181 01:56:51,136 --> 01:56:53,430 Well. Four's a name. 2182 01:56:53,931 --> 01:56:55,182 So is Gary. 2183 01:56:56,600 --> 01:56:58,352 [crystal shatters] 2184 01:56:58,435 --> 01:56:59,937 -[items clatter] -[woman] Aw, shoot. 2185 01:57:00,020 --> 01:57:02,064 Sir, I think your cousin has returned. 2186 01:57:02,147 --> 01:57:03,982 [footsteps] 2187 01:57:04,525 --> 01:57:08,362 -Yup. -What the hell, dude? 2188 01:57:09,363 --> 01:57:10,989 Why did you move the door? 2189 01:57:11,073 --> 01:57:13,575 -I didn't move the door. -Where is my dog? 2190 01:57:13,659 --> 01:57:15,369 [grunts, whines] 2191 01:57:15,953 --> 01:57:17,496 -[zooms] -[barks] 2192 01:57:18,705 --> 01:57:20,499 [giggles] 2193 01:57:21,166 --> 01:57:23,585 Okay, well, this is why he has behavioral issues. 2194 01:57:23,710 --> 01:57:25,003 No boundaries. 2195 01:57:25,087 --> 01:57:27,089 -[giggling] -[smashing] 2196 01:57:28,465 --> 01:57:30,425 -It's not healthy, is it? -Mm-mmm. 2197 01:57:32,719 --> 01:57:34,721 [upbeat music plays] 2198 01:57:39,893 --> 01:57:41,061 Come on. 2199 01:57:41,144 --> 01:57:43,272 Thanks for watching him, bitch. 2200 01:57:46,650 --> 01:57:49,152 She likes to go and party on other planets. 2201 01:57:49,236 --> 01:57:51,280 -Planets with red suns. -Oh. 2202 01:57:51,363 --> 01:57:52,656 Because of our metabolism, 2203 01:57:52,739 --> 01:57:55,200 we can't get drunk on a planet with a yellow sun. 2204 01:57:55,284 --> 01:57:57,661 If I had any emotional capacity whatsoever, 2205 01:57:57,744 --> 01:57:59,705 I'd be concerned about her partying. 2206 01:57:59,997 --> 01:58:00,747 Yeah. 2207 01:58:01,081 --> 01:58:04,459 Superman, would you like to see the footage of your parents? 2208 01:58:04,543 --> 01:58:07,004 -He finds it soothing. -Oh! 2209 01:58:07,462 --> 01:58:09,298 Yeah, Gary, that'd be nice. 2210 01:58:09,381 --> 01:58:12,718 ["Punkrocker Feat. Iggy Pop" by Teddybears playing] 2211 01:58:12,801 --> 01:58:15,304 ♪ I'm driving to my star ♪ 2212 01:58:16,346 --> 01:58:17,264 [Jon] Everything you see, 2213 01:58:17,347 --> 01:58:18,682 you're seeing for the first time. 2214 01:58:19,183 --> 01:58:22,060 ♪ I'm listening to the music With no fear ♪ 2215 01:58:26,064 --> 01:58:27,524 [Martha] All of this is for you. 2216 01:58:27,608 --> 01:58:29,234 ♪ You can hear it too If you're sincere ♪ 2217 01:58:30,903 --> 01:58:31,820 Clark. 2218 01:58:32,988 --> 01:58:35,449 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2219 01:58:39,703 --> 01:58:42,080 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2220 01:58:42,164 --> 01:58:43,165 You did it! 2221 01:58:46,502 --> 01:58:49,213 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2222 01:58:53,217 --> 01:58:55,636 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2223 01:59:00,140 --> 01:59:03,185 ♪ I see you stagger In the street ♪ 2224 01:59:07,064 --> 01:59:09,775 ♪ And you can't stay On your feet ♪ 2225 01:59:13,737 --> 01:59:16,406 ♪ And you're faking In your sleep ♪ 2226 01:59:20,827 --> 01:59:23,163 ♪ You wish that you were deep ♪ 2227 01:59:26,792 --> 01:59:30,045 ♪ But you can't hear me Laughing to myself ♪ 2228 01:59:33,757 --> 01:59:37,302 ♪ If you could You would be someone else ♪ 2229 01:59:40,722 --> 01:59:43,350 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2230 01:59:47,563 --> 01:59:50,190 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2231 01:59:54,319 --> 01:59:57,030 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2232 02:00:01,034 --> 02:00:03,370 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2233 02:00:14,548 --> 02:00:17,551 ♪ See me die on Bleecker Street ♪ 2234 02:00:21,555 --> 02:00:24,433 ♪ I'm bored with being God ♪ 2235 02:00:28,187 --> 02:00:31,273 ♪ See me steering in my car ♪ 2236 02:00:35,360 --> 02:00:38,071 ♪ I'm driving to my star ♪ 2237 02:00:41,366 --> 02:00:44,411 ♪ I'm listening to the music With no fear ♪ 2238 02:00:48,081 --> 02:00:51,835 ♪ You can hear it too If you're sincere ♪ 2239 02:00:55,339 --> 02:00:57,508 ♪ 'Cause I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2240 02:01:02,054 --> 02:01:04,306 ♪ Well, I'm a punk rocker Yes, I am ♪ 2241 02:01:07,768 --> 02:01:10,812 [music stops] 2242 02:01:18,529 --> 02:01:20,030 One, two, three, four! 2243 02:01:20,113 --> 02:01:22,991 [rock music plays] 2244 02:01:31,250 --> 02:01:34,044 ♪ We're on a planet of our own That we made from the bones ♪ 2245 02:01:34,169 --> 02:01:35,671 ♪ Of the ones that we KO'd ♪ 2246 02:01:35,754 --> 02:01:36,839 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2247 02:01:36,922 --> 02:01:39,049 ♪ Gonna dig an early grave For the daughters ♪ 2248 02:01:39,132 --> 02:01:41,009 ♪ And deprave them With those depressing days ♪ 2249 02:01:41,093 --> 02:01:42,386 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2250 02:01:42,469 --> 02:01:45,055 ♪ Ain't gonna take this Ain't gonna take this ♪ 2251 02:01:45,138 --> 02:01:47,766 ♪ I am a hellion The new rebellion ♪ 2252 02:01:47,850 --> 02:01:50,686 ♪ Say our name, boy Just say our name, boy ♪ 2253 02:01:50,769 --> 02:01:52,271 ♪ It's the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2254 02:01:52,354 --> 02:01:53,272 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2255 02:01:53,355 --> 02:01:54,940 ♪ I know you said This wouldn't last ♪ 2256 02:01:55,023 --> 02:01:56,400 ♪ That's a voice That's from your past ♪ 2257 02:01:56,483 --> 02:01:57,651 ♪ I don't listen to those rats ♪ 2258 02:01:57,734 --> 02:01:58,861 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2259 02:01:58,944 --> 02:02:00,529 ♪ My mother says That I'm a fool ♪ 2260 02:02:00,654 --> 02:02:01,905 ♪ Dad says Obey the rules ♪ 2261 02:02:01,989 --> 02:02:03,448 ♪ They can't see This stunning jewel ♪ 2262 02:02:03,532 --> 02:02:04,616 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2263 02:02:04,700 --> 02:02:05,909 ♪ Not gonna take this ♪ 2264 02:02:05,993 --> 02:02:07,244 ♪ We will not take this ♪ 2265 02:02:07,327 --> 02:02:09,830 ♪ We are the hellions The new rebellions ♪ 2266 02:02:09,913 --> 02:02:12,749 ♪ It was your world, boy Now it's our world, boy ♪ 2267 02:02:12,833 --> 02:02:14,376 ♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2268 02:02:14,459 --> 02:02:15,502 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2269 02:02:15,627 --> 02:02:17,296 ♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2270 02:02:17,379 --> 02:02:18,422 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2271 02:02:18,505 --> 02:02:19,965 ♪ We are the Mighty Crabjoys ♪ 2272 02:02:20,048 --> 02:02:20,924 ♪ Oi oi oi ♪ 2273 02:02:21,008 --> 02:02:24,678 ♪ We are the Mighty ♪ 2274 02:02:26,680 --> 02:02:27,598 Whoo! 2275 02:02:27,681 --> 02:02:31,685 ♪ Crabjoys ♪ 2276 02:08:30,878 --> 02:08:31,712 Hmm. 2277 02:08:33,213 --> 02:08:34,131 What? 2278 02:08:38,051 --> 02:08:38,760 Yeah? 2279 02:08:39,178 --> 02:08:41,180 It's just… a little off. 2280 02:08:41,263 --> 02:08:42,514 What do you want me to do? 2281 02:08:42,598 --> 02:08:44,474 Do you want me to take it apart and put it back together? 2282 02:08:44,558 --> 02:08:46,059 No, no, no, no. I was just… 2283 02:08:47,936 --> 02:08:48,854 You just what? 2284 02:08:51,440 --> 02:08:53,317 Hey, man. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bum you out. 2285 02:08:54,067 --> 02:08:55,152 [rubble rattles] 2286 02:08:55,235 --> 02:08:56,612 I shouldn't have brought it up. 2287 02:08:57,821 --> 02:09:00,449 Darn it, I can be such a jerk sometimes.