WEBVTT FILE 1 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:07.000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:13.000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:47.737 --> 00:00:49.877 [footsteps approaching] 4 00:00:50.809 --> 00:00:52.914 [birds singing in distance] 5 00:00:58.127 --> 00:01:00.474 [soft guitar music playing] 6 00:01:15.039 --> 00:01:17.146 ♪ ♪ 7 00:01:24.256 --> 00:01:28.502 HERB: ♪ Oh, would you like to hear a story ♪ 8 00:01:28.847 --> 00:01:32.195 ♪ About a man who’s tired of life? ♪ 9 00:01:33.645 --> 00:01:37.200 ♪ Rejected money, love and glory ♪ 10 00:01:38.581 --> 00:01:42.274 ♪ To escape the city strife ♪ 11 00:01:42.585 --> 00:01:47.452 HERB and NELL: ♪ He found an empty wild meadow ♪ 12 00:01:47.762 --> 00:01:50.972 ♪ To make a home among the trees ♪ 13 00:01:52.319 --> 00:01:56.288 ♪ To lose his past, to lose his shadow ♪ 14 00:01:56.908 --> 00:02:00.292 ♪ Face the sun and find his peace ♪ 15 00:02:00.430 --> 00:02:02.363 ♪ But in the evening ♪ 16 00:02:02.501 --> 00:02:05.504 ♪ He hikes up the mountain ♪ 17 00:02:05.642 --> 00:02:09.957 ♪ To see the city lights ♪ 18 00:02:10.268 --> 00:02:14.306 ♪ Hears music whispering around him ♪ 19 00:02:15.135 --> 00:02:19.208 ♪ And remembers his old life ♪ 20 00:02:21.037 --> 00:02:22.556 CHARLES [faintly]: Herb! 21 00:02:27.147 --> 00:02:30.219 [birds calling] 22 00:02:30.357 --> 00:02:33.291 ♪ And though he has his isolation ♪ 23 00:02:33.429 --> 00:02:34.878 [water splashing] 24 00:02:35.016 --> 00:02:37.156 -♪ He has no peace of mind... ♪ -Um, okay. 25 00:02:37.295 --> 00:02:38.951 -Uh... -CHARLES [in distance]: Hello! Hello! 26 00:02:39.089 --> 00:02:41.264 -Is this-- Are we here? -Herb! 27 00:02:42.541 --> 00:02:44.025 Herb! 28 00:02:45.303 --> 00:02:46.959 Herb! 29 00:02:48.892 --> 00:02:51.274 There he is! Herb McGwyer! 30 00:02:52.137 --> 00:02:53.897 I’ve got you on! 31 00:02:54.035 --> 00:02:55.589 I’ve got you on now, Herb! 32 00:02:55.727 --> 00:02:57.591 [music playing faintly through headphones] 33 00:02:57.728 --> 00:02:59.731 Fancy a listen?! 34 00:03:00.525 --> 00:03:02.596 First sign of madness. 35 00:03:03.321 --> 00:03:04.701 [laughs] Dearie me. 36 00:03:04.839 --> 00:03:06.220 Oh! You made it okay?! 37 00:03:06.358 --> 00:03:07.773 I can’t hear you! 38 00:03:07.911 --> 00:03:10.051 You got here okay?! 39 00:03:10.190 --> 00:03:11.121 Well, yeah, obviously. 40 00:03:11.260 --> 00:03:13.054 Of course you did! 41 00:03:13.400 --> 00:03:15.850 No nasty, uh... the dreaded in-flight meal? 42 00:03:15.988 --> 00:03:17.300 Is there not, like, 43 00:03:17.438 --> 00:03:19.199 -a harbor... here? -Is there not a harbor? 44 00:03:19.337 --> 00:03:20.786 Well, no! 45 00:03:20.924 --> 00:03:22.202 It’s sort of nature’s harbor, really. 46 00:03:22.340 --> 00:03:23.789 -It’s, um... -Okay-- 47 00:03:23.927 --> 00:03:25.584 I can kind of carry you through the shallows. 48 00:03:25.722 --> 00:03:27.552 -Um, can you maybe, um... -I’m Charles. 49 00:03:27.690 --> 00:03:28.829 -Charles Heath. -...take a bag? 50 00:03:28.966 --> 00:03:30.037 -Of course. -Thanks. 51 00:03:30.175 --> 00:03:31.418 Take it. 52 00:03:31.556 --> 00:03:33.558 Load me up. Load me up, buttercup. 53 00:03:33.696 --> 00:03:35.525 -There it is. The old axe. -Quickly, please. It’s heavy. 54 00:03:35.663 --> 00:03:37.113 -That’s fantastic. -Can you take it, please? 55 00:03:37.251 --> 00:03:38.873 -Of course. Absolutely. -Thank you. 56 00:03:39.011 --> 00:03:40.772 Yes, please. The axe. 57 00:03:40.910 --> 00:03:42.567 [mimics playing guitar] 58 00:03:42.704 --> 00:03:44.189 -Love that. -Okay. S-So... 59 00:03:44.327 --> 00:03:46.087 Massive fan of your work, obviously. 60 00:03:46.226 --> 00:03:47.882 -So what do I do? -Thanks for coming. Oh, I’ll grab this. 61 00:03:48.020 --> 00:03:50.057 No, no, no, no, no! No! 62 00:03:50.195 --> 00:03:52.197 -Herb. Okay. -[spits, groans] 63 00:03:52.335 --> 00:03:54.441 -Right. Here. I’m so sorry, Herb. -[groans] 64 00:03:54.579 --> 00:03:56.305 -Get my-- Can you get my bag?! -Get everything, isn’t it? 65 00:03:56.442 --> 00:03:58.134 Get everything. Keep it dry. 66 00:03:58.272 --> 00:03:59.998 -Okay, we’re good. Close-- -We’re good? 67 00:04:00.136 --> 00:04:02.932 Well, "close shave," I was going to say, not "we’re good." 68 00:04:03.070 --> 00:04:04.658 Right. Are you all right? 69 00:04:04.796 --> 00:04:06.073 -You’re wet. Oh, bugger me. -No. I mean, I... 70 00:04:06.211 --> 00:04:07.247 It’s ’cause I was... 71 00:04:07.385 --> 00:04:09.456 pissing about with the guitar. 72 00:04:09.766 --> 00:04:12.976 Oh, I’m so s-- Welcome to Wallis Island. 73 00:04:13.356 --> 00:04:16.117 You don’t travel light, do you, you musicians? 74 00:04:19.466 --> 00:04:20.983 Well, this is the island. 75 00:04:21.122 --> 00:04:23.711 I shall show you around it as we go along, really. 76 00:04:26.127 --> 00:04:28.337 We have actually met, Herb. 77 00:04:28.475 --> 00:04:30.270 You may not, um... 78 00:04:30.408 --> 00:04:31.995 -Colchester Corn Exchange. -[sighs] 79 00:04:32.133 --> 00:04:35.171 -[whispers]: Come on. -The glamour. Stage door, 2008. 80 00:04:35.308 --> 00:04:37.138 My, um... 81 00:04:37.277 --> 00:04:39.658 Marie, a woman about... 82 00:04:39.796 --> 00:04:41.315 yea high, 83 00:04:41.453 --> 00:04:43.110 and a man about... 84 00:04:43.248 --> 00:04:45.112 well, me, so... 85 00:04:45.250 --> 00:04:46.734 with her. 86 00:04:47.770 --> 00:04:48.978 Um... 87 00:04:49.116 --> 00:04:50.428 Yeah, I meet a lot of people. 88 00:04:50.566 --> 00:04:52.706 Course you do. Popular man. 89 00:04:53.431 --> 00:04:55.087 Popular man. 90 00:04:55.916 --> 00:04:57.124 [sighs] 91 00:04:57.262 --> 00:04:58.194 How far is it? 92 00:04:58.332 --> 00:04:59.644 -Huh? -How far is it? 93 00:04:59.782 --> 00:05:01.715 Oh, not too far. 94 00:05:04.925 --> 00:05:05.960 [sighs] 95 00:05:06.098 --> 00:05:07.997 Can they not send a car? 96 00:05:09.205 --> 00:05:11.069 -They? -Um, Wallis Lodge, 97 00:05:11.207 --> 00:05:13.934 -my hotel. -Wallis Lodge, my house? 98 00:05:15.142 --> 00:05:16.661 And your hotel. Yes, exactly. 99 00:05:16.799 --> 00:05:17.938 This week. 100 00:05:18.076 --> 00:05:20.181 A hotel in all but name. 101 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:21.321 And, um... 102 00:05:21.459 --> 00:05:24.738 and, um, facilities. 103 00:05:25.670 --> 00:05:26.636 -You... -You? 104 00:05:26.774 --> 00:05:28.224 I-I need to call my people. 105 00:05:28.362 --> 00:05:29.881 Ooh. [chuckles] 106 00:05:30.019 --> 00:05:30.985 Love that. 107 00:05:31.123 --> 00:05:33.022 Calling his people. 108 00:05:37.475 --> 00:05:39.062 [sighs] 109 00:05:39.200 --> 00:05:41.202 ♪ ♪ 110 00:05:42.169 --> 00:05:44.033 My humble abode. 111 00:05:46.898 --> 00:05:48.693 [door creaking] 112 00:05:48.831 --> 00:05:51.178 [grunting] 113 00:05:51.316 --> 00:05:53.007 [sighs] 114 00:05:53.145 --> 00:05:54.561 Ooh, no, you don’t need to take your shoes off, Herb. 115 00:05:54.699 --> 00:05:55.907 Well, they’re soaked. 116 00:05:56.045 --> 00:05:57.391 Oh, yes. From the sea. 117 00:05:57.529 --> 00:06:00.843 Let’s get you nice and crisp and dry. 118 00:06:00.981 --> 00:06:03.639 I’ve got a world-class bath, by the way. 119 00:06:03.777 --> 00:06:05.330 Yes. 120 00:06:05.468 --> 00:06:06.814 Lion’s feet on it. 121 00:06:06.952 --> 00:06:09.817 Not real, of course, but next best thing. 122 00:06:12.372 --> 00:06:14.960 Gig-wise, it won’t exactly be Glasto. 123 00:06:15.098 --> 00:06:16.341 Glastonbury. 124 00:06:16.479 --> 00:06:18.067 Uh, yeah, that’s-that’s fine. 125 00:06:18.205 --> 00:06:20.069 -[grunts loudly] -I mean, I much prefer, you know, 126 00:06:20.207 --> 00:06:21.346 intimate gigs. 127 00:06:21.484 --> 00:06:22.796 CHARLES: Oh, God, yeah. 128 00:06:22.934 --> 00:06:25.246 [grunting] 129 00:06:26.972 --> 00:06:28.249 Um, how many? 130 00:06:28.388 --> 00:06:29.630 -People? -Yeah. 131 00:06:29.768 --> 00:06:31.839 Well, less than a hundred. 132 00:06:34.048 --> 00:06:36.775 -Perfect. -Perfect. 133 00:06:36.913 --> 00:06:38.259 Yeah. 134 00:06:39.778 --> 00:06:41.366 Bloody good effort this, Herb. 135 00:06:41.504 --> 00:06:44.196 Coming all the way out here without your roadies. 136 00:06:44.334 --> 00:06:46.267 -Just an acoustic set. -Eh. 137 00:06:46.406 --> 00:06:48.442 Why waste the money? Quite right. 138 00:06:48.580 --> 00:06:51.100 -Well, no, I didn’t-- -Which brings me on 139 00:06:51.238 --> 00:06:54.034 to the thorny issue of payment. 140 00:06:54.172 --> 00:06:57.831 -Hmm. [grunts] -Oh, yeah, we don’t need to do that now. 141 00:06:59.349 --> 00:07:00.558 [grunts] 142 00:07:00.696 --> 00:07:01.835 It’s bloody unseemly, in’t it? 143 00:07:01.973 --> 00:07:03.526 [clicking] 144 00:07:07.254 --> 00:07:08.669 -Cash? -Yes. 145 00:07:08.807 --> 00:07:10.775 Now, what I thought I’d do is give you 146 00:07:10.913 --> 00:07:12.293 £50 now 147 00:07:12.432 --> 00:07:14.779 and the other £499,950 148 00:07:14.917 --> 00:07:16.953 on completion of the gig. 149 00:07:17.091 --> 00:07:19.162 If my maths is correct. 150 00:07:21.579 --> 00:07:22.580 Okay. 151 00:07:22.718 --> 00:07:24.513 -[scoffs] -Oh. 152 00:07:27.239 --> 00:07:29.207 A cool half million. 153 00:07:29.345 --> 00:07:31.312 Should keep you in guitar strings for a couple of years, 154 00:07:31.451 --> 00:07:33.038 you bloody mercenary. 155 00:07:33.176 --> 00:07:34.454 -Well, hang on. That’s not... -No, I’m just-- 156 00:07:34.592 --> 00:07:35.696 ...the reason I’m doing the gig. 157 00:07:35.834 --> 00:07:37.146 No. No, no, no. No, no, no. 158 00:07:37.284 --> 00:07:38.768 [stammering] This is all jokes. 159 00:07:38.906 --> 00:07:39.838 I’m just joking. 160 00:07:39.976 --> 00:07:40.908 Jokes included. 161 00:07:41.046 --> 00:07:42.531 It’s just, um... 162 00:07:42.669 --> 00:07:44.498 I-I’m not really used to having guests. 163 00:07:44.636 --> 00:07:46.638 I’m just trying to get some atmos going. [chuckles softly] 164 00:07:46.776 --> 00:07:48.088 Uh, there’s a case in point-- 165 00:07:48.226 --> 00:07:49.848 I’ve made myself a tea and not you. 166 00:07:49.986 --> 00:07:51.816 [sighs] 167 00:07:52.126 --> 00:07:54.681 Yeah, look, can I get changed, please? 168 00:07:54.819 --> 00:07:56.303 -It’s-- I’m drenched. -You are. 169 00:07:56.441 --> 00:07:58.132 Dame Judi. 170 00:07:58.270 --> 00:08:00.894 Dame Judi Drenched. 171 00:08:01.653 --> 00:08:03.690 ♪ ♪ 172 00:08:05.795 --> 00:08:08.660 CHARLES: Not many musicians come to the island, Herb. 173 00:08:08.798 --> 00:08:10.835 For obvious reasons, 174 00:08:10.973 --> 00:08:15.874 i.e. it is admittedly remote. 175 00:08:16.185 --> 00:08:19.257 And there are no stadiums or stadia. 176 00:08:20.292 --> 00:08:22.502 No boutique hotels. 177 00:08:22.640 --> 00:08:24.504 Well, no hotels. 178 00:08:24.642 --> 00:08:28.231 There’s a sort of an unofficial campsite. 179 00:08:28.542 --> 00:08:30.371 You can’t exactly expect Mick Hucknall 180 00:08:30.510 --> 00:08:32.960 to slum it under canvas. 181 00:08:34.652 --> 00:08:37.378 Kate Bush came to the island. 182 00:08:38.379 --> 00:08:39.726 Herb. 183 00:08:40.692 --> 00:08:42.693 But I think that was more as a retreat, 184 00:08:42.832 --> 00:08:46.526 rather than as part of a tour. 185 00:08:46.664 --> 00:08:49.080 She needed some peace and quiet. 186 00:08:49.218 --> 00:08:51.185 And that we can offer. 187 00:08:51.323 --> 00:08:52.601 [inhales] 188 00:08:56.881 --> 00:08:59.884 -Yes. That’s the beauty of this island. -[gasps] 189 00:09:00.022 --> 00:09:01.748 The silence. 190 00:09:01.886 --> 00:09:03.404 And, of course, the beauty. 191 00:09:03.543 --> 00:09:06.891 It is a bloody beautiful island. 192 00:09:07.029 --> 00:09:08.409 -You’re in here. -[creaking] 193 00:09:08.548 --> 00:09:10.515 [water running] 194 00:09:10.653 --> 00:09:12.206 -Okay, well, can you, um... -Yes. 195 00:09:12.344 --> 00:09:13.794 Mm-hmm. Oh, by the way, 196 00:09:13.932 --> 00:09:15.762 you’ve absolutely timed the ass off this, Herb. 197 00:09:15.900 --> 00:09:17.384 Seaman’s Day on Sunday. 198 00:09:17.522 --> 00:09:19.041 Always a highlight. 199 00:09:19.179 --> 00:09:21.008 Yeah, I’m just gonna lay low until the gig. 200 00:09:21.146 --> 00:09:24.253 -Thank you. -Now, this tap doesn’t work. 201 00:09:26.048 --> 00:09:27.912 -Well, it does work. -Yes, it does work. 202 00:09:28.050 --> 00:09:29.914 It works, but it sort of works... 203 00:09:30.052 --> 00:09:31.605 too well, if you know what I mean. 204 00:09:31.743 --> 00:09:33.020 That used to sort of drip-drip. 205 00:09:33.158 --> 00:09:34.263 And now that... 206 00:09:34.401 --> 00:09:35.540 more gushes. 207 00:09:35.678 --> 00:09:37.956 Yes. Sorry again. If... [sighs] 208 00:09:38.094 --> 00:09:42.064 If these are too baggy or daggy for you. 209 00:09:42.202 --> 00:09:43.444 On the plus side, 210 00:09:43.583 --> 00:09:45.446 I have here in my hand a Winona. 211 00:09:45.585 --> 00:09:46.516 A what? 212 00:09:46.655 --> 00:09:47.759 A Winona rider. 213 00:09:47.897 --> 00:09:48.898 -Your rider. -Okay. 214 00:09:49.036 --> 00:09:50.831 You are now the proud Winona 215 00:09:50.969 --> 00:09:52.799 -of a rider. -[unzips] 216 00:09:52.937 --> 00:09:54.248 You’ve got yourself... 217 00:09:54.386 --> 00:09:56.803 your favorite apples, 218 00:09:56.941 --> 00:09:58.425 Braeburn thereof, 219 00:09:58.563 --> 00:10:00.289 times three. 220 00:10:00.772 --> 00:10:02.947 Monster Munch, Pickled Onion. 221 00:10:03.085 --> 00:10:05.432 Don’t go snogging the ladies. 222 00:10:05.743 --> 00:10:09.022 And, uh, of course, some whiskey. 223 00:10:09.160 --> 00:10:12.853 And it has to be the Johnnie Walker Blue Label. 224 00:10:12.991 --> 00:10:15.338 Just a few things that you’ve expressed a fondness for 225 00:10:15.476 --> 00:10:16.857 -in, um... -Interviews. 226 00:10:16.995 --> 00:10:19.170 In the past. And, of course, 227 00:10:19.308 --> 00:10:21.137 the Galliard Blonde. 228 00:10:21.275 --> 00:10:22.587 Oh. Yeah, I, um... 229 00:10:22.725 --> 00:10:24.451 -I-I don’t smoke anymore, dude. -No. 230 00:10:24.589 --> 00:10:26.280 But you waver. 231 00:10:26.418 --> 00:10:28.144 You waver, don’t you? 232 00:10:28.731 --> 00:10:30.181 Have you got rice? 233 00:10:31.113 --> 00:10:32.632 Do you normally get rice? 234 00:10:32.770 --> 00:10:33.805 For my phone. 235 00:10:33.943 --> 00:10:35.635 Does your phone get rice? What? 236 00:10:35.773 --> 00:10:38.120 It’ll soak up the water from the sea. 237 00:10:38.258 --> 00:10:39.777 -Will it, now? -Well, it can do, yeah. 238 00:10:39.915 --> 00:10:41.710 Okay. You’re not just a pretty face, are you? 239 00:10:41.848 --> 00:10:43.366 -Charles. -Yas. 240 00:10:43.504 --> 00:10:44.816 Can I get some rice? I need to make some calls. 241 00:10:44.954 --> 00:10:46.369 Amazing sentence. Yes, you can. 242 00:10:46.507 --> 00:10:47.577 I’m going down to the shop in a second. 243 00:10:47.716 --> 00:10:48.682 -I need to pick up a hog. -Okay. 244 00:10:48.820 --> 00:10:50.201 -A what? -The hog. 245 00:10:50.339 --> 00:10:52.203 Ich bin ordered ein hog. Oink, oink. 246 00:10:52.341 --> 00:10:54.515 -Okay. -Okay. 247 00:10:55.793 --> 00:10:57.242 Well... 248 00:10:57.380 --> 00:10:58.692 shall I plod on, Macduff? 249 00:10:58.830 --> 00:11:00.660 Yeah. Can you just shut the door? 250 00:11:00.798 --> 00:11:02.006 Absolutely. 251 00:11:02.144 --> 00:11:03.835 [sighs] 252 00:11:04.733 --> 00:11:06.458 [creaking] 253 00:11:08.322 --> 00:11:09.807 [Herb stammering] 254 00:11:09.945 --> 00:11:12.050 I-- No, I meant... 255 00:11:12.361 --> 00:11:15.329 -Oh, my God. I’m so sorry, Herb. -Yeah. 256 00:11:15.467 --> 00:11:16.848 That’s inexcusable. 257 00:11:16.986 --> 00:11:18.954 I’m sorry, Herb. That’s crazy. 258 00:11:19.092 --> 00:11:20.680 -All right. -[door creaking] 259 00:11:20.818 --> 00:11:22.026 I’m not at the races. 260 00:11:22.164 --> 00:11:24.131 [door closes] 261 00:11:26.202 --> 00:11:28.273 ♪ ♪ 262 00:11:32.657 --> 00:11:34.210 [scoffing] 263 00:11:34.348 --> 00:11:37.075 [birds calling] 264 00:11:37.489 --> 00:11:39.733 CHARLES: So go on then, Herb. Out with it. 265 00:11:39.871 --> 00:11:42.702 What happened with you and Nell Mortimer? 266 00:11:42.840 --> 00:11:45.221 Um... 267 00:11:45.532 --> 00:11:47.534 Yeah, I’m quite a private person, to be honest. 268 00:11:47.672 --> 00:11:48.708 No, I know you are. 269 00:11:48.846 --> 00:11:50.226 But go on. What happened? 270 00:11:50.364 --> 00:11:52.263 Because some sources say that you dumped her. 271 00:11:52.401 --> 00:11:54.540 Some sources say that she dumped you. 272 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:56.439 So come on. 273 00:11:56.577 --> 00:11:57.647 -Who dumped who? -No, it wasn’t-- 274 00:11:57.786 --> 00:11:59.063 Whom dumped whom? 275 00:11:59.201 --> 00:12:00.720 It was-- it was a mutual decision. 276 00:12:00.858 --> 00:12:03.239 Some of the best are. Some of the best are. 277 00:12:03.377 --> 00:12:05.000 And now we’re sort of... 278 00:12:05.138 --> 00:12:07.312 all good, huh? Amicable? 279 00:12:08.555 --> 00:12:10.695 I’m sorry. I’m prying. 280 00:12:10.902 --> 00:12:13.008 It’s just I love that... 281 00:12:13.146 --> 00:12:14.975 What do you call it? An era? 282 00:12:15.113 --> 00:12:17.598 The early stuff. You and her. 283 00:12:17.737 --> 00:12:19.290 -Some of my favorite stuff, I have to say. -Yeah, okay. 284 00:12:19.428 --> 00:12:21.499 I think my solo stuff’s more varied. 285 00:12:21.637 --> 00:12:23.052 Musically. 286 00:12:23.190 --> 00:12:24.847 Mm, mm. 287 00:12:26.400 --> 00:12:28.161 The harmonies? 288 00:12:30.853 --> 00:12:32.406 And I’m very proud of my new album, so... 289 00:12:32.544 --> 00:12:35.789 Which I cannot wait to listen to on the night. 290 00:12:35.927 --> 00:12:37.308 Not exclusively. 291 00:12:37.446 --> 00:12:39.828 As part of a balanced program, of course. 292 00:12:39.966 --> 00:12:42.865 -Where is the shop, man? -The shop is down thar. 293 00:12:43.728 --> 00:12:45.834 ♪ ♪ 294 00:12:55.290 --> 00:12:57.811 -[entry bell tinkles] -[door creaking] 295 00:12:57.949 --> 00:13:00.883 CHARLES: Yes. Bit of a, um, Aladdin’s cave. 296 00:13:01.021 --> 00:13:03.092 Fishing net. 297 00:13:03.230 --> 00:13:04.887 [grunts] 298 00:13:07.821 --> 00:13:09.789 Uh... 299 00:13:10.134 --> 00:13:11.791 -MARCUS: Why? -AMANDA: ’Cause you won’t do it. 300 00:13:11.929 --> 00:13:13.447 You’ll get-- You’ll leave everything out 301 00:13:13.585 --> 00:13:15.518 -and expect me to put it all away. -Mum, please. 302 00:13:15.656 --> 00:13:17.866 -[clears throat] -[ringing] 303 00:13:19.177 --> 00:13:21.007 [sighs] Sorry about that. 304 00:13:21.145 --> 00:13:23.319 New balls, please. 305 00:13:23.457 --> 00:13:24.562 You must be hungry. 306 00:13:24.700 --> 00:13:25.874 -[chuckles softly] -Hmm? 307 00:13:26.012 --> 00:13:27.668 No. But not to eat. The... 308 00:13:27.807 --> 00:13:28.773 Uh, no, no. 309 00:13:28.911 --> 00:13:30.257 I meant, uh... 310 00:13:30.395 --> 00:13:31.811 Ooh. [grunts] 311 00:13:31.949 --> 00:13:33.882 -O-kay. -[grunts] 312 00:13:34.020 --> 00:13:35.055 CHARLES: There she is. 313 00:13:35.193 --> 00:13:36.505 Oink. 314 00:13:36.643 --> 00:13:38.403 Will you be needing the barrow? 315 00:13:38.540 --> 00:13:41.441 -Oh, God, yeah. -Sorry, um, do you sell rice? 316 00:13:41.579 --> 00:13:44.616 Uh, we’ve got pasta. 317 00:13:44.754 --> 00:13:45.721 N-No. It has to be rice. 318 00:13:45.859 --> 00:13:47.067 It has to be rice, apparently. 319 00:13:47.205 --> 00:13:48.586 What are you making? 320 00:13:48.724 --> 00:13:50.174 No, it’s-it’s for my phone. 321 00:13:50.312 --> 00:13:51.692 It got wet. 322 00:13:52.486 --> 00:13:53.487 Right. 323 00:13:53.625 --> 00:13:54.834 [quietly]: Yeah. 324 00:13:54.972 --> 00:13:57.664 I still don’t understand. Sorry. 325 00:13:57.802 --> 00:13:59.217 Welcome to my world. 326 00:13:59.355 --> 00:14:03.221 Uh, well, there’s a-a-a payphone outside. 327 00:14:03.359 --> 00:14:04.913 Great. 328 00:14:06.328 --> 00:14:08.157 -He’s a musician. -Oh. 329 00:14:08.295 --> 00:14:09.883 Ooh, you’ve got rice pudding though. 330 00:14:10.021 --> 00:14:11.885 -Yes. -Hmm. 331 00:14:12.023 --> 00:14:13.680 [pay tone ringing] 332 00:14:13.818 --> 00:14:15.233 [knocking] 333 00:14:15.371 --> 00:14:17.857 I need some more money. For the phone. 334 00:14:17.995 --> 00:14:19.237 Some change. 335 00:14:20.376 --> 00:14:21.930 Will you just get me some change? 336 00:14:22.068 --> 00:14:23.724 -I’m about to run out. -[mutters] That’s a 50. 337 00:14:24.518 --> 00:14:26.210 Oh, hi. Um... 338 00:14:26.348 --> 00:14:29.454 Can, uh-- can you put me through to Zeb Loman, please? 339 00:14:30.041 --> 00:14:31.974 Herb McGwyer. 340 00:14:33.251 --> 00:14:34.804 I don’t want tickets for Herb McGwyer. 341 00:14:34.943 --> 00:14:36.668 I am Herb McGwyer. 342 00:14:37.877 --> 00:14:40.327 Saying my own name isn’t name-dropping. 343 00:14:40.465 --> 00:14:41.811 [jangling] 344 00:14:41.950 --> 00:14:43.744 Well, okay. Uh, when will he be free? 345 00:14:44.676 --> 00:14:45.608 Can you find out? 346 00:14:45.746 --> 00:14:47.507 Hang on. 347 00:14:50.372 --> 00:14:51.752 Um... 348 00:14:52.926 --> 00:14:53.893 You changed the whole thing? 349 00:14:54.031 --> 00:14:55.342 Yeah. 350 00:14:59.001 --> 00:15:01.521 Okay, well, just, uh, yeah, go in the meeting. 351 00:15:01.659 --> 00:15:03.212 Can you shut the door? 352 00:15:03.350 --> 00:15:04.938 No, not you. Sorry. Can you-- can you shut the door? 353 00:15:05.076 --> 00:15:06.284 Thank you. No, not you. 354 00:15:06.422 --> 00:15:07.907 It’s not shut. 355 00:15:08.045 --> 00:15:09.391 [grunts] 356 00:15:09.529 --> 00:15:11.565 Can you shut-- What kind of meeting is it? 357 00:15:11.703 --> 00:15:13.567 Can you... 358 00:15:13.878 --> 00:15:15.776 I’m calling back in the morning. 359 00:15:15.915 --> 00:15:18.469 Yes, exactly. Stretch the old "leegs." 360 00:15:18.607 --> 00:15:22.645 See if you can’t breathe some life into the old, uh, iPhone. 361 00:15:22.783 --> 00:15:24.406 Yeah, I mean, rice pudding definitely won’t work. 362 00:15:24.544 --> 00:15:27.374 Well, not with that attitude, no, it won’t. 363 00:15:27.512 --> 00:15:29.514 Ah! Now, then! 364 00:15:30.930 --> 00:15:32.793 The scene of the crime! The venue! 365 00:15:34.726 --> 00:15:37.108 -Where? -It’s down yar. 366 00:15:37.488 --> 00:15:39.110 It’s not finished yet, of course. 367 00:15:39.248 --> 00:15:40.318 We still need to... 368 00:15:40.456 --> 00:15:41.457 roll out the barrel. 369 00:15:41.595 --> 00:15:43.287 But that is the, uh... 370 00:15:43.425 --> 00:15:44.978 It’s not ready yet, Herb. 371 00:15:45.116 --> 00:15:47.912 It’s not-- it’s not finished yet! 372 00:15:48.050 --> 00:15:50.156 [birds calling] 373 00:15:50.294 --> 00:15:52.365 This isn’t where the gig is. 374 00:15:52.710 --> 00:15:55.126 Well, you’re half right. It is where the gig is. 375 00:15:57.749 --> 00:15:59.475 Where will the audience be? 376 00:15:59.613 --> 00:16:01.029 Oh, no, I’ll just-- 377 00:16:01.167 --> 00:16:02.962 You just concentrate on what you do best-- 378 00:16:03.100 --> 00:16:05.171 playing your wonderful music. 379 00:16:05.309 --> 00:16:06.896 And I’ll concentrate on what I do best-- 380 00:16:07.035 --> 00:16:08.898 sort of sitting on a pallet. 381 00:16:09.037 --> 00:16:10.452 But, I mean... 382 00:16:10.590 --> 00:16:12.281 I mean, there’s no-- How do you... 383 00:16:12.419 --> 00:16:14.732 -how do you ticket this? -Don’t worry about that. 384 00:16:16.527 --> 00:16:17.804 You said there’d be a hundred. 385 00:16:17.942 --> 00:16:19.357 No. 386 00:16:19.495 --> 00:16:21.428 -No, no, no, no, no. -Well, yeah, you did. 387 00:16:21.566 --> 00:16:23.154 No, fair’s fair. No, I did not say there’d be a hundred. 388 00:16:23.292 --> 00:16:24.914 -Yeah, you did. -No, I didn’t. 389 00:16:25.053 --> 00:16:27.676 I said there’d be less than a hundred. 390 00:16:32.232 --> 00:16:34.614 How many less than a hundred? 391 00:16:36.788 --> 00:16:38.066 Well, just as in... 392 00:16:38.204 --> 00:16:39.308 [stammers] 393 00:16:39.446 --> 00:16:41.069 As in? 394 00:16:44.141 --> 00:16:46.419 Is it just you? 395 00:16:47.454 --> 00:16:48.869 Yeah. 396 00:16:51.148 --> 00:16:52.632 Right. 397 00:16:53.495 --> 00:16:55.428 Are we wandering back up, are we? 398 00:16:56.187 --> 00:16:57.809 Are we wandering... 399 00:16:58.810 --> 00:17:00.329 Now, set list-wise, 400 00:17:00.467 --> 00:17:03.091 of course, absolutementup to you. 401 00:17:03.229 --> 00:17:05.576 Well, I do have a few faves I wouldn’t mind seeing 402 00:17:05.714 --> 00:17:07.336 scuttling around, and he who pays the piper 403 00:17:07.473 --> 00:17:09.028 must have some control over 404 00:17:09.165 --> 00:17:10.719 -what the piper pipes. -What do you do? 405 00:17:10.857 --> 00:17:13.204 -Hmm? -You a banker? 406 00:17:13.342 --> 00:17:14.999 Or oil? It’s oil, isn’t it? 407 00:17:15.137 --> 00:17:16.794 -I-I... I’m retired. -’Cause I’m not 408 00:17:16.932 --> 00:17:19.555 playing a private gig for some oil tycoon or whatever. 409 00:17:19.693 --> 00:17:21.040 -Where’s oil come from? -I’m... You know, 410 00:17:21.178 --> 00:17:22.558 I’m-I’m anti-corporate, famously. 411 00:17:22.695 --> 00:17:24.042 I’m anti-corporate. 412 00:17:24.181 --> 00:17:26.320 Believe me, I hate bloody, um... 413 00:17:26.459 --> 00:17:28.425 Well, I can’t think of one, but... 414 00:17:28.564 --> 00:17:30.256 -’Cause, you know... -IKEA. Bad example. 415 00:17:30.394 --> 00:17:32.396 I thought it was a group of fans all clubbing together. 416 00:17:32.534 --> 00:17:34.501 No. One fan. Clubbing alone. 417 00:17:35.571 --> 00:17:37.228 Right, so, I need to know what you do. 418 00:17:37.366 --> 00:17:39.541 -You have every right to know what I do. -Thank you. 419 00:17:39.679 --> 00:17:41.060 Right. 420 00:17:41.198 --> 00:17:43.752 I did... was a male nurse. 421 00:17:43.890 --> 00:17:45.650 Nurse. 422 00:17:47.583 --> 00:17:49.930 S... Okay, where’s the money come from? 423 00:17:55.764 --> 00:17:58.318 -You won? -CHARLES: Indeed we did, yes, 424 00:17:58.456 --> 00:18:00.113 we bloody won the thing. Yup. 425 00:18:00.251 --> 00:18:02.667 -And it changed everything. -Well, yeah. 426 00:18:02.805 --> 00:18:04.773 Course it did, yeah. 427 00:18:04.911 --> 00:18:06.740 The world was our oyster. 428 00:18:06.878 --> 00:18:08.432 We got to travel the globe. 429 00:18:08.570 --> 00:18:10.089 We did Asia. 430 00:18:10.227 --> 00:18:11.573 That’s what they say, isn’t it? "Did." 431 00:18:11.711 --> 00:18:12.953 Who, uh... 432 00:18:13.092 --> 00:18:14.645 Well, you know, the globetrotters. 433 00:18:14.783 --> 00:18:16.267 -You know, um... -I mean, who’s "we"? 434 00:18:16.405 --> 00:18:18.890 Palin. Alan Whicker. 435 00:18:19.028 --> 00:18:21.272 We did China. We did Malaysia. 436 00:18:21.410 --> 00:18:23.757 Kathmandu was very much a case of Kathman-did. 437 00:18:23.895 --> 00:18:26.519 Italy. Antigua. Tokyo. 438 00:18:26.657 --> 00:18:28.003 That’s not the route, of course, that’s just 439 00:18:28.141 --> 00:18:30.626 some of the places we visited, really. 440 00:18:31.006 --> 00:18:33.871 And then one day, of course, it had run out. 441 00:18:34.941 --> 00:18:36.425 And there we were. 442 00:18:36.563 --> 00:18:39.290 Hungover and suntanned. 443 00:18:39.428 --> 00:18:42.707 With precisely two-thirds of diddly-squat to our name. 444 00:18:47.126 --> 00:18:49.058 Okay. So, sorry, I don’t understand. 445 00:18:49.197 --> 00:18:51.302 How come you’re a millionaire now? 446 00:18:51.440 --> 00:18:52.855 Mm. 447 00:18:52.993 --> 00:18:54.616 So... 448 00:18:54.754 --> 00:18:56.204 Played it again. [clicks tongue] 449 00:18:56.342 --> 00:18:58.689 And won it again. 450 00:18:58.827 --> 00:19:01.864 And decided to save it. 451 00:19:02.002 --> 00:19:04.246 Wasn’t much interested in traveling anymore. 452 00:19:04.384 --> 00:19:06.524 Not on my tod, anyway. Um... 453 00:19:06.662 --> 00:19:09.044 after Marie, um... I mean... 454 00:19:09.182 --> 00:19:11.115 Uh, you-you won the lottery twice? 455 00:19:11.253 --> 00:19:14.256 Did indeed. Bought this place. Hmm. 456 00:19:14.394 --> 00:19:17.570 Just me. My money. 457 00:19:18.985 --> 00:19:21.332 And your beautiful music. 458 00:19:23.783 --> 00:19:26.682 7, 11, 18, 459 00:19:26.820 --> 00:19:31.929 27, 45 and 48. 460 00:19:32.274 --> 00:19:34.207 The significance being those were the winning numbers. 461 00:19:34.345 --> 00:19:35.726 -Yeah. -Yeah. 462 00:19:35.864 --> 00:19:37.037 -I mean, obviously. -I mean, obviously. 463 00:19:37.176 --> 00:19:38.798 [pops lips] 464 00:19:40.524 --> 00:19:42.664 Two pounds well spent. 465 00:19:42.802 --> 00:19:45.287 [muffled folk music playing on speakers] 466 00:19:45.425 --> 00:19:47.600 [footsteps approaching] 467 00:19:47.738 --> 00:19:49.774 HERB [recording]: ♪ See the places... ♪ 468 00:19:49.912 --> 00:19:50.879 [camera shutter clicks] 469 00:19:51.017 --> 00:19:53.019 The great Herb McGwyer. 470 00:19:53.157 --> 00:19:54.814 1981 to... 471 00:19:54.952 --> 00:19:57.230 Well, who knows? TBC. 472 00:19:57.368 --> 00:19:59.336 Or, put it another way, 473 00:19:59.474 --> 00:20:00.958 Chris Pinner. 474 00:20:01.096 --> 00:20:03.132 For the first 20 years of your life, Chris Pinner. 475 00:20:03.271 --> 00:20:05.134 -No? Don’t like it? -Not really, no. 476 00:20:05.273 --> 00:20:07.240 No. All right. 477 00:20:07.378 --> 00:20:09.725 Well, I shall avoid calling you the C-word. 478 00:20:09.863 --> 00:20:11.900 As in "Chris." Well, as in either. 479 00:20:12.038 --> 00:20:13.522 -Cheese. -[shutter clicks] 480 00:20:13.660 --> 00:20:15.006 -That’s lovely, that. -Sorry, can you, um, 481 00:20:15.144 --> 00:20:16.284 can you delete those, please? 482 00:20:16.422 --> 00:20:17.664 -Um... -I mean, they’ll just be 483 00:20:17.802 --> 00:20:20.805 -for my, um... for my annals. -Oh? 484 00:20:20.943 --> 00:20:22.980 Well, this’ll just be for... well, for me. 485 00:20:23.118 --> 00:20:25.224 -♪ And I can feel ♪ -Oh... 486 00:20:25.362 --> 00:20:27.122 -[volume increases] -♪ My whole life... ♪ 487 00:20:27.260 --> 00:20:29.400 Oh. Goes right through you, then? 488 00:20:29.538 --> 00:20:30.953 [harmonizing on song] 489 00:20:31.091 --> 00:20:32.990 That’s the phrase I’m after. 490 00:20:33.128 --> 00:20:34.819 When was the last time you, um, 491 00:20:34.957 --> 00:20:36.580 c-collaborated with Nell or, you know, 492 00:20:36.718 --> 00:20:38.409 -played together? -Um, 493 00:20:38.547 --> 00:20:40.239 well, I don’t know, man, like, ten years ago. 494 00:20:40.377 --> 00:20:42.965 "Sunday Best." Radio 6 did a thing on us. 495 00:20:43.103 --> 00:20:44.760 -Yes, with Gideon Coe. -Yeah. 496 00:20:44.898 --> 00:20:47.798 Well, listen here, Herb. Just in terms 497 00:20:47.936 --> 00:20:49.593 of the "pluffman’s..." 498 00:20:49.731 --> 00:20:51.767 -Dig in. You know... -Uh... 499 00:20:51.905 --> 00:20:53.597 -Ploughman’s. Have so... -Yeah, I can’t 500 00:20:53.735 --> 00:20:56.013 eat four types of cheese directly before bed. 501 00:20:56.151 --> 00:20:58.153 -Quattro formaggio? -Yeah, it’s... it’s late, man. 502 00:20:58.291 --> 00:20:59.637 I think I’m gonna, um, hit the hay. 503 00:20:59.775 --> 00:21:01.363 -[cork pops] -[exclaims] 504 00:21:04.573 --> 00:21:06.334 I’ve opened the jeroboam now. 505 00:21:07.749 --> 00:21:08.784 I’m good. 506 00:21:08.922 --> 00:21:11.235 -Oh. -Thanks. 507 00:21:11.580 --> 00:21:13.927 And, just, Nell-wise, just broken record-wise, 508 00:21:14.065 --> 00:21:16.067 -I mean, you’d be okay if... -Can you-can you just 509 00:21:16.205 --> 00:21:19.450 stop prying? Okay? 510 00:21:19.588 --> 00:21:21.866 I know. "Pryawatha." 511 00:21:22.867 --> 00:21:24.869 Yeah. I will. 512 00:21:25.007 --> 00:21:26.802 -It’s just because... -It’s, please... It’s... 513 00:21:26.940 --> 00:21:30.634 Listen, it’s water under the bridge, okay? 514 00:21:30.772 --> 00:21:32.394 Okay. 515 00:21:34.154 --> 00:21:35.535 Perfect. 516 00:21:35.673 --> 00:21:37.882 [folk music playing on speakers in distance] 517 00:21:44.579 --> 00:21:47.789 HERB and NELL: ♪ Never got the chance ♪ 518 00:21:47.927 --> 00:21:51.965 ♪ To take you in my arms... ♪ 519 00:21:53.173 --> 00:21:54.416 HERB: He’s everywhere. 520 00:21:54.554 --> 00:21:55.969 It’s like he’s man marking me. 521 00:21:56.107 --> 00:21:57.868 No, there’s no party. 522 00:21:58.006 --> 00:22:00.215 No. It’s... I’m literally playing 523 00:22:00.353 --> 00:22:02.251 [laughing]: to one... to one guy. 524 00:22:02.390 --> 00:22:04.840 Of course I’ll do it. I mean, it’s paying for the album. 525 00:22:04.978 --> 00:22:06.359 You know, take the money, do the gig, 526 00:22:06.497 --> 00:22:08.775 take out a restraining order. [chortles] 527 00:22:08.913 --> 00:22:10.743 I’m serious, Zeb, this is Misery. 528 00:22:10.881 --> 00:22:12.296 I’m gonna wake up with no ankles. 529 00:22:12.434 --> 00:22:14.505 No, he’s fine. Honestly, he’s quite... 530 00:22:14.643 --> 00:22:17.405 He’s sort of... he’s sort of sweet, in a way. 531 00:22:17.543 --> 00:22:20.580 I mean, he’s a sap, obviously, but he’s... 532 00:22:20.718 --> 00:22:21.961 I feel kind of badly for the guy. 533 00:22:22.099 --> 00:22:23.549 -[pay tone ringing] -Oh, hang on. 534 00:22:23.687 --> 00:22:25.689 Oh. Yeah, send me the latest artwork. 535 00:22:25.827 --> 00:22:27.898 I’ll-I’ll try and get online and, um... 536 00:22:28.036 --> 00:22:29.589 Oh, my God, this is unbelievable. 537 00:22:29.727 --> 00:22:31.626 Here he is. [short chuckle] He’s crazy, man. 538 00:22:31.764 --> 00:22:35.215 Yeah. He’s literally just come waddling past right now. 539 00:22:35.354 --> 00:22:38.943 Um... I’ve... I’ve got to go. Hang on. 540 00:22:39.081 --> 00:22:41.463 Charles. Is that... 541 00:22:41.601 --> 00:22:43.189 Is Nell coming? 542 00:22:43.327 --> 00:22:44.673 Ah, Herb. Hello. 543 00:22:44.811 --> 00:22:46.054 -Did you... -Good phone call? Decent? 544 00:22:46.192 --> 00:22:48.056 -Did you invite Nell? -Eh... 545 00:22:48.194 --> 00:22:50.990 But, uh... Yeah. She’s, um... 546 00:22:51.887 --> 00:22:53.233 HERB: Oh. 547 00:22:55.512 --> 00:22:57.134 Oh, shit. 548 00:22:58.031 --> 00:23:00.379 In a good way or... 549 00:23:00.689 --> 00:23:03.692 -Why didn’t you tell me? -I did try to, last night. 550 00:23:03.830 --> 00:23:04.762 -But before that. -Because we were... 551 00:23:04.900 --> 00:23:06.454 Your trousers were all wet. 552 00:23:06.592 --> 00:23:08.110 -Before I got here, I mean. -She confirmed late. 553 00:23:08.248 --> 00:23:09.733 -It’s okay. Is it? -What? No. 554 00:23:09.871 --> 00:23:11.735 -What? -No. 555 00:23:11.873 --> 00:23:13.599 With... 556 00:23:13.737 --> 00:23:16.498 Nell and... you and Nell and Michael. 557 00:23:18.224 --> 00:23:19.501 Who’s Michael? 558 00:23:20.571 --> 00:23:22.504 Her husband. 559 00:23:24.092 --> 00:23:26.577 CHARLES: You were saying "water under the bridge." 560 00:23:27.371 --> 00:23:28.959 -You did say. -Yeah, as in 561 00:23:29.097 --> 00:23:31.099 "it was a long time ago," not as in... 562 00:23:31.237 --> 00:23:32.549 -Yeah. -"it’s okay." 563 00:23:32.687 --> 00:23:33.722 -It was a long time ago. -It’s not okay. 564 00:23:33.860 --> 00:23:35.414 -I know. Is it not? -No. 565 00:23:35.552 --> 00:23:37.036 Not really. 566 00:23:38.658 --> 00:23:41.178 I need to, um... 567 00:23:44.181 --> 00:23:45.596 MICHAEL: Hey, hey! 568 00:23:45.734 --> 00:23:48.357 -The welcoming party. -CHARLES: Hello, hello! 569 00:23:48.496 --> 00:23:50.463 -NELL: Hi, Herb. -Ah! Thank you, Peter. 570 00:23:50.601 --> 00:23:51.844 Yeah, thanks-thanks, but no thanks, Peter. 571 00:23:51.982 --> 00:23:53.224 That was a bit of a bumpy ride. 572 00:23:53.362 --> 00:23:54.640 -[laughs]: Oh. Oh, dear! -Oh. 573 00:23:54.778 --> 00:23:56.469 -Oh! Easy, baby, easy. -Careful, now. 574 00:23:56.607 --> 00:23:57.815 Careful on the shingles. 575 00:23:58.506 --> 00:23:59.645 [sighs heavily] 576 00:23:59.783 --> 00:24:01.370 McGwyer, Mortimer. 577 00:24:01.509 --> 00:24:03.096 Mortimer, McGwyer. 578 00:24:03.234 --> 00:24:05.271 -MICHAEL: Straub-Hodder is the, -It’s my marr... 579 00:24:05.409 --> 00:24:06.859 -uh, married name. -Oh. 580 00:24:06.997 --> 00:24:08.170 -It’s not Mortimer anymore. -[grunts]: Ooh. 581 00:24:08.308 --> 00:24:10.656 -Love that. Yeah. -Herb! 582 00:24:10.794 --> 00:24:12.796 It’s great to finally meet you, bud. Come on! 583 00:24:12.934 --> 00:24:14.314 -[grunts] -[chuckles] 584 00:24:14.453 --> 00:24:15.971 -Yeah. Um, you’re Michael. -Yeah. 585 00:24:16.109 --> 00:24:17.179 Last time I checked, 586 00:24:17.317 --> 00:24:18.353 -yeah. -Cool. 587 00:24:18.491 --> 00:24:20.355 [Michael chuckles] 588 00:24:20.493 --> 00:24:22.806 -Okay. -Well, there we are. 589 00:24:22.944 --> 00:24:24.773 -NELL: Yeah. -CHARLES: Shall we, um... 590 00:24:24.911 --> 00:24:26.706 -MICHAEL: Yep. -CHARLES: Let’s, um... 591 00:24:26.844 --> 00:24:28.501 -[birds calling] -♪ ♪ 592 00:24:28.639 --> 00:24:29.813 MICHAEL: Shearwaters? Do you, uh, 593 00:24:29.951 --> 00:24:31.953 do you get any shearwaters here? 594 00:24:32.091 --> 00:24:33.817 Shearwaters? 595 00:24:33.955 --> 00:24:37.165 Again, Mike, I’m not exactly birdwise. 596 00:24:37.303 --> 00:24:38.649 I mean, uh, gulls, we have. 597 00:24:38.787 --> 00:24:40.513 -Seagulls. -What about auks? 598 00:24:40.651 --> 00:24:41.859 Do you get any auks here? 599 00:24:41.997 --> 00:24:43.689 Well, orcs don’t exist, do they? 600 00:24:43.827 --> 00:24:45.760 As in... Are you talking, like, the sort of green trolls? 601 00:24:45.898 --> 00:24:47.934 MICHAEL: Oh, no, no, no, no, I mean, like, uh... 602 00:24:48.072 --> 00:24:52.352 So, um, he, uh, he wants to play the old stuff. 603 00:24:52.491 --> 00:24:53.975 -Charles. -Ah. Yeah. 604 00:24:54.113 --> 00:24:56.840 I mean, I’m happy to say, you know, no. 605 00:24:56.978 --> 00:24:58.358 Okay. 606 00:25:00.084 --> 00:25:02.155 Well, th-that... that... some of that’s 607 00:25:02.293 --> 00:25:04.019 off limits, you know? 608 00:25:04.157 --> 00:25:06.021 I don’t know how you... I mean, what... 609 00:25:06.159 --> 00:25:07.713 what-what do you think? 610 00:25:07.851 --> 00:25:09.162 Yeah, I figured he’d want the back catalogue. 611 00:25:09.300 --> 00:25:11.061 I mean, it’s his party. 612 00:25:11.199 --> 00:25:13.201 -What’s your problem? -Haven’t got a problem. 613 00:25:13.339 --> 00:25:15.237 I’m just... It’s... 614 00:25:15.375 --> 00:25:16.756 Would... I mean, that stuff 615 00:25:16.894 --> 00:25:18.413 is just from another time, isn’t it? 616 00:25:18.551 --> 00:25:20.104 Yeah. 617 00:25:20.242 --> 00:25:22.693 So that’s why it’s fine, isn’t it? 618 00:25:23.522 --> 00:25:25.040 Okay. Or... 619 00:25:25.178 --> 00:25:28.596 that’s why it’s not fine. You know? 620 00:25:30.080 --> 00:25:32.082 You knew I was coming, right? 621 00:25:33.324 --> 00:25:35.016 Yeah. 622 00:25:35.154 --> 00:25:36.604 Yeah. Why? 623 00:25:36.742 --> 00:25:38.295 Well, what did you think you’d be playing? 624 00:25:38.433 --> 00:25:39.745 If it was with me, you must have 625 00:25:39.883 --> 00:25:41.229 -thought it would be our stuff. -No, no. Yeah. 626 00:25:41.367 --> 00:25:42.782 I know that. Yeah. I did. 627 00:25:42.920 --> 00:25:44.957 Okay. 628 00:25:45.302 --> 00:25:46.924 No, it’s just, I... It’s fine. Forget it. 629 00:25:47.062 --> 00:25:48.719 It’s not a big deal. I’m just saying... 630 00:25:48.857 --> 00:25:50.203 -I’m excited. -Yeah. I am. 631 00:25:50.341 --> 00:25:51.550 You know, you and me, 632 00:25:51.688 --> 00:25:53.724 -playing again. -Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 633 00:25:55.692 --> 00:25:57.970 CHARLES: All right. Here we are, then, 634 00:25:58.108 --> 00:25:59.799 -kids. -MICHAEL: Shoes off? 635 00:25:59.937 --> 00:26:01.801 Uh, shoes on. Very much on. 636 00:26:01.939 --> 00:26:05.080 Oh, my God. I am literally in love 637 00:26:05.218 --> 00:26:06.944 -with your glazing, man. -CHARLES: Well, 638 00:26:07.082 --> 00:26:09.291 -thank you. -NELL: We’ve got you some... 639 00:26:09.429 --> 00:26:11.052 -Ooh. -NELL: Oh, no, no, no. 640 00:26:11.190 --> 00:26:12.467 -It’s just a little... -Oh, you shouldn’t have. 641 00:26:12.605 --> 00:26:13.951 -What is it? -Um, it’s just a little 642 00:26:14.089 --> 00:26:15.366 something to say thank you for having us. 643 00:26:15.504 --> 00:26:16.402 -What’s this-- chutney? -NELL: Yeah. 644 00:26:16.540 --> 00:26:17.817 Houston, we have chutney. 645 00:26:17.955 --> 00:26:19.267 [short chuckle] And it’s not a problem. 646 00:26:19.405 --> 00:26:20.786 [Nell and Michael laughing] 647 00:26:20.924 --> 00:26:22.408 "Nell’s Chutney." 648 00:26:22.546 --> 00:26:24.272 -It’s just a hobby, really. -Hobby? 649 00:26:24.410 --> 00:26:26.792 She has her own stall at the Portland farmers market. 650 00:26:26.930 --> 00:26:28.414 Wowee. Straight outta Portland! 651 00:26:28.552 --> 00:26:30.278 -MICHAEL: Uh... -The Windy City. 652 00:26:30.416 --> 00:26:32.556 -No. No, no, that is, -No? What is... No. That’s... 653 00:26:32.694 --> 00:26:34.351 -Chicago. We are Rose City. -That’s Chicago. 654 00:26:35.248 --> 00:26:36.525 Rose City Limits. 655 00:26:36.664 --> 00:26:38.666 -Yes, sir. -Route 66. 656 00:26:38.804 --> 00:26:39.770 -Uh, Interstate 5. -Oh. 657 00:26:39.908 --> 00:26:41.151 It’s, uh, the I-5. 658 00:26:41.289 --> 00:26:42.601 High five. Don’t leave me hanging. 659 00:26:42.739 --> 00:26:43.912 [chuckles] Absolutely love that. 660 00:26:44.050 --> 00:26:45.534 Love having you here. 661 00:26:45.673 --> 00:26:46.984 -MICHAEL: Love being here. -CHARLES: Fantastic. 662 00:26:47.122 --> 00:26:49.297 ♪ ♪ 663 00:27:00.342 --> 00:27:01.723 NELL: Uh, no. 664 00:27:01.861 --> 00:27:04.174 I mean, I... It was fun. I mean, not, you know, 665 00:27:04.312 --> 00:27:05.969 -annoying, obviously, having to -Yeah. 666 00:27:06.107 --> 00:27:07.384 relearn all the songs, but, um... 667 00:27:07.522 --> 00:27:09.041 -Bloody fantastic. -Yeah. 668 00:27:09.179 --> 00:27:12.354 Uh, I quite enjoyed it-- playing music again. 669 00:27:12.492 --> 00:27:13.804 No offense here, but I didn’t really, uh, listen to you guys, 670 00:27:13.942 --> 00:27:15.703 like, back in the day. 671 00:27:15.841 --> 00:27:17.152 -Oh, wow. Seriously? -Oh, no, that’s-that’s fine. 672 00:27:17.290 --> 00:27:18.775 I mean, I knew who she was when we met. 673 00:27:18.913 --> 00:27:20.535 But yeah, I’ve, um, heard the songs a lot 674 00:27:20.673 --> 00:27:22.261 these last few weeks and, um, yeah, 675 00:27:22.399 --> 00:27:25.195 some of them just really get in there. So, um, so, 676 00:27:25.333 --> 00:27:26.990 kudos to you-dos. 677 00:27:27.128 --> 00:27:28.681 -[chuckles] -[Nell laughs] 678 00:27:28.819 --> 00:27:30.579 -[Michael chuckles] -[music playing on speakers] 679 00:27:30.718 --> 00:27:33.065 Yeah, I mean, my music’s quite different now. 680 00:27:33.203 --> 00:27:34.825 -MICHAEL: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. -NELL: Yeah. Um... 681 00:27:34.963 --> 00:27:36.516 No, ’cause you-you’ve heard... 682 00:27:36.655 --> 00:27:37.863 -He’s heard some of the, um... -I have, yeah. 683 00:27:38.001 --> 00:27:39.278 -Uh, the, um... -Collaborations. 684 00:27:39.416 --> 00:27:41.038 Yeah, the collabs. Um, uh, 685 00:27:41.176 --> 00:27:43.731 like the, uh... What’s the... that "Work That Body"? 686 00:27:43.869 --> 00:27:45.974 -"Work the Body." -Oh, boy. That’s the... 687 00:27:46.112 --> 00:27:47.562 -Yeah. That’s the... -CHARLES: Well, 688 00:27:47.700 --> 00:27:49.322 -it is what it is. -MICHAEL: So... [chuckles] 689 00:27:49.460 --> 00:27:51.428 Ideal. 690 00:27:53.741 --> 00:27:55.501 Yeah, I mean, I... that one 691 00:27:55.639 --> 00:27:57.917 is a bit more commercial, I guess. 692 00:27:58.055 --> 00:27:59.298 Commercial-- is that a, um... 693 00:27:59.436 --> 00:28:00.817 -genre? -Mm. 694 00:28:00.955 --> 00:28:02.922 It... As in, it’s, uh, it’s a dance, 695 00:28:03.060 --> 00:28:04.372 big beat, kind of more mainstream. 696 00:28:04.510 --> 00:28:05.545 Pop. 697 00:28:05.684 --> 00:28:07.237 Goes the weasel. 698 00:28:07.375 --> 00:28:08.894 It’s... "Commercial" is the catch-all term 699 00:28:09.032 --> 00:28:11.690 for a whole range of-of... It’s-it’s not... 700 00:28:11.828 --> 00:28:14.071 -I’m not commercial. -MICHAEL: Of course. 701 00:28:14.209 --> 00:28:16.073 You’re just getting paid 300 grand 702 00:28:16.211 --> 00:28:18.179 just to do a private gig, so, you know. [chuckles] 703 00:28:18.317 --> 00:28:20.595 HERB and NELL: ♪ You say I work out ♪ 704 00:28:20.733 --> 00:28:22.079 -♪ Where I’m heading... ♪ -Shh. 705 00:28:22.217 --> 00:28:25.220 Wha... What-what was the... that-that... 706 00:28:25.358 --> 00:28:28.568 Um, now... gonna help you to some... 707 00:28:28.707 --> 00:28:30.122 Uh, no, I’m-I’m, uh... 708 00:28:30.260 --> 00:28:33.401 Did you just tell him to shut up? 709 00:28:33.539 --> 00:28:35.230 Nah. 710 00:28:35.368 --> 00:28:37.474 Um, is it a case of "let’s get ready to crumble"? 711 00:28:37.612 --> 00:28:38.993 Is he getting paid more than me? 712 00:28:39.131 --> 00:28:41.512 -Hmm? -Are you... 713 00:28:41.650 --> 00:28:43.480 Are you getting paid more than me? 714 00:28:43.618 --> 00:28:45.033 -[needle scratches] -[music stops] 715 00:28:45.171 --> 00:28:46.621 I d-I don’t know what this guy’s doing. 716 00:28:46.759 --> 00:28:48.312 How much you getting? How much you getting? 717 00:28:48.450 --> 00:28:50.314 Let’s... I’m happy to just split the lot. 718 00:28:50.452 --> 00:28:51.419 No, I’m-I’m interested in how much more important a part 719 00:28:51.557 --> 00:28:52.800 of McGwyer Mortimer you are. 720 00:28:52.938 --> 00:28:54.594 -Uh, 500. His... -[music starts playing] 721 00:28:54.733 --> 00:28:57.287 -His people wanted 500. -Right, see, it wasn’t me. 722 00:28:57.425 --> 00:29:00.117 -I didn’t n-negotiate. -It was the people. 723 00:29:00.255 --> 00:29:01.740 -The people. -HERB: Oh, for God... 724 00:29:01.878 --> 00:29:03.603 You don’t have a manager anymore, yeah? 725 00:29:03.742 --> 00:29:04.881 It’s different for you, you know. 726 00:29:05.019 --> 00:29:07.297 You’re not, um, an artist now. 727 00:29:07.435 --> 00:29:08.919 I’m not an artist? 728 00:29:09.057 --> 00:29:11.163 As in... as... I’m still making albums. 729 00:29:11.301 --> 00:29:13.579 You know? You-you quit. And I wrote the songs. 730 00:29:13.717 --> 00:29:15.098 No, you didn’t. Not all of them. 731 00:29:15.236 --> 00:29:16.755 Oh, come on, I wrote, like, you know, the... 732 00:29:16.893 --> 00:29:17.963 Good ones? 733 00:29:18.101 --> 00:29:19.205 "The majority," I was gonna say. 734 00:29:19.343 --> 00:29:20.793 No, like, 90%. 735 00:29:20.931 --> 00:29:22.795 I didn’t quit. You made a solo album. 736 00:29:22.933 --> 00:29:24.624 Okay, and you didn’t. 737 00:29:24.763 --> 00:29:26.212 So what do you want... Uh, this is... 738 00:29:26.350 --> 00:29:27.696 this is bullshit. 739 00:29:27.835 --> 00:29:29.146 I don’t need it. Can you... 740 00:29:29.284 --> 00:29:30.769 Please, just stop playing our music, 741 00:29:30.907 --> 00:29:32.391 like, all the time? 742 00:29:32.529 --> 00:29:33.495 I will second that. 743 00:29:33.633 --> 00:29:35.118 And you can shut up as well. 744 00:29:35.256 --> 00:29:36.740 -MICHAEL: Whoa, dude. -NELL: Really?! 745 00:29:36.878 --> 00:29:38.017 -Come on. -Yeah. Actually, I’m going 746 00:29:38.155 --> 00:29:39.156 -to bed. -Okay, so, Herb, should we 747 00:29:39.294 --> 00:29:41.055 just clean up after you, then? 748 00:29:41.193 --> 00:29:42.919 No, Herb, you don’t need to. 749 00:29:43.057 --> 00:29:44.334 -Oh, well, no, I’m gonna... -You don’t need to. 750 00:29:44.472 --> 00:29:45.680 -I... -Fine. 751 00:29:45.818 --> 00:29:47.095 -MICHAEL: Herb. -Honestly... 752 00:29:47.233 --> 00:29:49.235 Not in the wastepaper basket, man. 753 00:29:50.650 --> 00:29:52.376 ♪ ♪ 754 00:30:01.765 --> 00:30:03.905 ♪ ♪ 755 00:30:22.648 --> 00:30:24.892 [birds chirping] 756 00:30:26.790 --> 00:30:28.999 [door creaking] 757 00:30:35.972 --> 00:30:37.870 Oh! Hell. 758 00:30:38.008 --> 00:30:39.044 [door opens] 759 00:30:39.182 --> 00:30:40.217 -I mean... -CHARLES: Hello? 760 00:30:40.355 --> 00:30:41.770 -Hello, hello? -HERB: Oh. 761 00:30:41.909 --> 00:30:43.842 Oh, my God, Herb! 762 00:30:43.980 --> 00:30:45.844 What the bloody hell has happened here? 763 00:30:45.982 --> 00:30:47.190 I’m fine. 764 00:30:47.328 --> 00:30:48.329 -You fell. Again. -I know that. 765 00:30:48.467 --> 00:30:49.537 What are we gonna do with you? 766 00:30:49.675 --> 00:30:51.366 -Here. -Just... You left 767 00:30:51.504 --> 00:30:52.954 -crumble outside my door. -No, that was meant as food. 768 00:30:53.092 --> 00:30:54.956 -Yeah, I get that. Right. -Not as a hazard. 769 00:30:55.094 --> 00:30:56.199 Are you leaving? 770 00:30:56.337 --> 00:30:57.545 -CHARLES: No. -HERB: Yeah. 771 00:30:57.683 --> 00:30:59.029 Th-This is bullshit, okay? 772 00:30:59.167 --> 00:31:00.720 I d-I don’t need this. 773 00:31:00.859 --> 00:31:02.032 Oh, come on, dude, you can’t leave. 774 00:31:02.170 --> 00:31:04.034 No, he can’t. You can’t leave. 775 00:31:04.172 --> 00:31:04.897 -You’re not leaving. -I’m not playing the old songs 776 00:31:05.035 --> 00:31:06.726 like some tribute band. 777 00:31:06.865 --> 00:31:08.625 Tribute to yourself band, though. 778 00:31:08.763 --> 00:31:10.213 HERB: That’s not... that’s not what I’m about. 779 00:31:10.351 --> 00:31:12.594 Well, thanks for discussing it with me first. 780 00:31:13.802 --> 00:31:15.908 Yeah, I didn’t know you were gonna be here, okay? 781 00:31:16.046 --> 00:31:18.911 I, uh... lied about that. 782 00:31:19.049 --> 00:31:21.500 I wouldn’t have agreed to it if I’d known. 783 00:31:22.156 --> 00:31:24.468 Oh, cool. Thanks. 784 00:31:25.193 --> 00:31:26.815 MICHAEL: Baby, hang on. 785 00:31:26.954 --> 00:31:29.266 -[door closes] -Herb, you can’t go. 786 00:31:29.404 --> 00:31:31.027 HERB: Yeah, sue me. Whatever. 787 00:31:31.165 --> 00:31:33.305 CHARLES: No, as in, th-there isn’t a boat for hours. 788 00:31:34.893 --> 00:31:37.412 HERB: What time is the boat? 789 00:31:38.551 --> 00:31:40.105 There’s nothing you can say, Charles. 790 00:31:40.243 --> 00:31:42.176 Well, hang on a minute. Please-please don’t go. 791 00:31:42.314 --> 00:31:43.936 You already said that. 792 00:31:44.074 --> 00:31:46.283 Please don’t go. 793 00:31:47.629 --> 00:31:49.252 I mean, I can’t read the guy’s handwriting. 794 00:31:49.390 --> 00:31:51.495 He can’t read his handwriting. 795 00:31:51.633 --> 00:31:53.946 Peter-- absolute disgrace. 796 00:31:54.084 --> 00:31:57.674 Look at this timetable. Absolute car crash. 797 00:32:01.954 --> 00:32:03.645 [sighs] 798 00:32:06.062 --> 00:32:08.409 Fold out... 799 00:32:08.547 --> 00:32:10.445 11:30, look. 800 00:32:10.583 --> 00:32:12.723 -Yes, 11:30. -That’s a nine, isn’t it? 801 00:32:12.861 --> 00:32:15.519 That’s a five. But that’s 11:30. 802 00:32:15.657 --> 00:32:18.212 He collects the post at 11:00, then have a cup of tea, 803 00:32:18.350 --> 00:32:20.007 use the WC, and then he sets sail. 804 00:32:20.145 --> 00:32:21.284 I mean, obviously, none of that’s written here, 805 00:32:21.422 --> 00:32:24.563 but that is how he does it. 11:30. 806 00:32:28.291 --> 00:32:30.845 "Sometimes." He’s written "sometimes." 807 00:32:30.983 --> 00:32:34.021 "Sometimes." He sometimes goes at 11:30. 808 00:32:43.616 --> 00:32:46.378 AMANDA [in distance]: I got the rice! 809 00:32:48.138 --> 00:32:49.898 I ordered it in. 810 00:32:50.037 --> 00:32:52.487 Oh. Um... 811 00:32:52.625 --> 00:32:54.834 Yeah, I-I, I didn’t ask you to do that. 812 00:32:54.973 --> 00:32:58.528 Oh, no, I know, but, uh, do you want it? 813 00:32:58.666 --> 00:33:00.737 I mean, not now, no. 814 00:33:00.875 --> 00:33:02.290 Oh. 815 00:33:02.428 --> 00:33:04.189 I, uh... 816 00:33:04.327 --> 00:33:07.778 I did order it in specially. 817 00:33:09.884 --> 00:33:12.059 -Okay, sure. I’ll take it. -Great. 818 00:33:12.197 --> 00:33:15.683 Just, um... help yourself to whatever it... 819 00:33:15.821 --> 00:33:17.650 -cost to pay. -Right. 820 00:33:17.788 --> 00:33:19.687 MICHAEL: Hey, Herb! 821 00:33:19.825 --> 00:33:23.794 -Hiya! -Oh. Hi, Michael. 822 00:33:24.105 --> 00:33:26.452 -AMANDA: Okay, thank you. -HERB: Thanks. 823 00:33:29.352 --> 00:33:31.733 -Everything okay? -HERB: Yeah. 824 00:33:33.321 --> 00:33:35.013 You see-see anything? 825 00:33:35.151 --> 00:33:36.945 Uh... well. 826 00:33:37.084 --> 00:33:39.362 -Not really. Thanks for asking. -Yeah. 827 00:33:39.500 --> 00:33:40.811 Some gulls. 828 00:33:40.949 --> 00:33:42.710 Some wood pigeons. 829 00:33:44.091 --> 00:33:46.058 Listen, I’m sorry about last night. 830 00:33:46.196 --> 00:33:47.197 I was messing around. 831 00:33:47.335 --> 00:33:49.096 That’s not why I’m... 832 00:33:49.234 --> 00:33:51.098 That’s fine. Honestly, I-I don’t care about that. 833 00:33:51.236 --> 00:33:54.653 Sure. I’m just-- I’m just saying. [inhales] 834 00:33:55.964 --> 00:33:57.897 Listen, um... 835 00:33:59.244 --> 00:34:01.349 Here’s the thing. 836 00:34:01.487 --> 00:34:04.076 And it’s a bit, uh... 837 00:34:04.214 --> 00:34:05.905 We need the money. 838 00:34:06.044 --> 00:34:07.597 Me and Nell. 839 00:34:09.495 --> 00:34:13.327 So if you’re going, there’s no gig. 840 00:34:14.190 --> 00:34:16.399 Nell’s never gonna ask you herself. 841 00:34:16.536 --> 00:34:20.230 She’s a bit proud, as you well know. 842 00:34:22.612 --> 00:34:24.614 So there it is. 843 00:34:26.202 --> 00:34:27.927 It would mean a lot. 844 00:34:31.138 --> 00:34:32.172 But you know. 845 00:34:32.311 --> 00:34:34.175 It’s your call. 846 00:34:37.558 --> 00:34:38.731 [sighs] 847 00:34:38.869 --> 00:34:40.525 [indistinct chatter] 848 00:34:48.051 --> 00:34:49.570 [exhales] 849 00:34:49.708 --> 00:34:51.779 CHARLES: Oh, yes. 850 00:34:51.917 --> 00:34:54.920 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 851 00:34:55.058 --> 00:34:56.094 Fantastic. 852 00:34:56.232 --> 00:34:57.509 I love it. 853 00:34:57.647 --> 00:35:00.477 I am the happiest man in the world. 854 00:35:00.615 --> 00:35:01.927 Gotta be. 855 00:35:02.065 --> 00:35:03.308 One of ’em. 856 00:35:03.446 --> 00:35:04.964 And if there’s anything you need, 857 00:35:05.103 --> 00:35:06.759 just in terms of, you know, anything, really, 858 00:35:06.897 --> 00:35:08.727 flannels, a green room. 859 00:35:08.865 --> 00:35:10.315 -Or, uh... -Yeah. 860 00:35:10.453 --> 00:35:12.800 I mean, probably just somewhere to rehearse. 861 00:35:12.938 --> 00:35:14.560 -Yeah. Rehearsal space. -Yeah. 862 00:35:14.698 --> 00:35:16.079 Fantastic. 863 00:35:16.217 --> 00:35:18.564 Hose down the old classics. 864 00:35:19.324 --> 00:35:21.464 Happy man. 865 00:35:21.602 --> 00:35:23.466 Happy man, Herb. 866 00:35:23.604 --> 00:35:24.674 Follow me. 867 00:35:24.812 --> 00:35:27.470 ♪ Heigh-ho. ♪ 868 00:35:27.608 --> 00:35:29.403 Right. 869 00:35:29.541 --> 00:35:34.753 The conservatory/ rehearsal space. 870 00:35:34.891 --> 00:35:37.963 Foliage galore, don’t worry about that side of things. 871 00:35:38.101 --> 00:35:39.654 Oh. Wow. 872 00:35:39.792 --> 00:35:41.277 -Yes, indeed. -Okay. 873 00:35:41.415 --> 00:35:43.348 I did try soundproofing it, 874 00:35:43.486 --> 00:35:46.316 but I’m not sure I’ve slathered myself in glory, I must say. 875 00:35:46.454 --> 00:35:48.318 [chuckles] It’s, um... 876 00:35:48.456 --> 00:35:50.493 -it’s pretty hot, isn’t it? -Oh, God, yeah. 877 00:35:50.631 --> 00:35:52.184 No, it’s unbearably hot. Yeah. 878 00:35:52.322 --> 00:35:54.186 And then, when the sun goes, it’s too cold. 879 00:35:54.324 --> 00:35:57.396 So it’s a, um, it’s a country of contrasts. 880 00:35:57.534 --> 00:35:59.191 -Is this my guitar? -No. 881 00:35:59.329 --> 00:36:00.917 No, got that at auction. 882 00:36:01.055 --> 00:36:02.712 It’s the one you recorded "Way Back When" on. 883 00:36:02.850 --> 00:36:04.610 -Yeah, that’s what I mean. -Oh, wow, you are a fan. 884 00:36:04.748 --> 00:36:05.956 I am. Mm-hmm. 885 00:36:06.094 --> 00:36:08.373 In fact, Herb, if you do get a second, 886 00:36:08.511 --> 00:36:11.030 I wouldn’t mind getting your paw print on that, please. 887 00:36:11.169 --> 00:36:13.171 Have, uh, have you got anything of mine? 888 00:36:13.309 --> 00:36:15.034 [stammers] Sorry, what? 889 00:36:15.173 --> 00:36:17.520 NELL: Do you have anything of mine? 890 00:36:17.658 --> 00:36:19.038 Yeah. 891 00:36:19.177 --> 00:36:21.006 What is it? 892 00:36:21.144 --> 00:36:22.559 Is it creepy? 893 00:36:22.697 --> 00:36:24.216 It’s hair, yeah. 894 00:36:24.354 --> 00:36:26.011 -Hair? -It’s a, it’s a lock of your hair. 895 00:36:26.149 --> 00:36:27.254 Yes, um... 896 00:36:27.392 --> 00:36:28.910 -Oh, my God. -Uh, yes. 897 00:36:29.048 --> 00:36:30.257 [laughs] 898 00:36:30.395 --> 00:36:31.534 Whose hair are they selling you? 899 00:36:31.672 --> 00:36:32.914 Your hair. 900 00:36:33.052 --> 00:36:34.192 -Is it-- No? Is it not yours? -No. 901 00:36:34.330 --> 00:36:35.572 -Uh-uh? -Nope. 902 00:36:35.710 --> 00:36:37.160 You’ve been scammed there, Charlie. 903 00:36:37.298 --> 00:36:38.334 I’ve never, never auctioned off any of my hair. 904 00:36:38.472 --> 00:36:39.680 Mis-sold hair? 905 00:36:39.818 --> 00:36:40.888 Yeah. I can, I can hack some off 906 00:36:41.026 --> 00:36:42.096 before I go, if you want. 907 00:36:42.234 --> 00:36:43.580 Oh, fantastic. Thank you. 908 00:36:43.718 --> 00:36:45.548 Um... 909 00:36:45.686 --> 00:36:47.205 Uh, no. 910 00:36:47.343 --> 00:36:48.551 -Joking. -No. Yeah. 911 00:36:48.689 --> 00:36:50.069 Um... 912 00:36:52.417 --> 00:36:54.902 Right, well, um... what’ll it be, then? 913 00:36:55.040 --> 00:36:56.455 Shall I pull up a pew or is it 914 00:36:56.593 --> 00:36:58.077 -make myself scarce? -No, no, no. 915 00:36:58.216 --> 00:37:00.079 We’re in scarce territory. Okay. 916 00:37:00.218 --> 00:37:02.392 [strumming mid-tempo melody on guitar] 917 00:37:04.774 --> 00:37:06.258 -HERB: Oh, for, um... -[music stops] 918 00:37:06.396 --> 00:37:07.742 Okay, it’s not... 919 00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:08.950 Just give me a second. 920 00:37:09.088 --> 00:37:12.091 [strumming mid-tempo melody] 921 00:37:14.335 --> 00:37:15.785 -Sounds weird. -Yeah. 922 00:37:15.923 --> 00:37:17.718 Okay, it’s just the acoustics in here, okay? 923 00:37:17.856 --> 00:37:19.237 ♪ ♪ 924 00:37:19.375 --> 00:37:23.344 [vocalizing melody] 925 00:37:23.482 --> 00:37:25.898 We don’t-- Let’s-- We don’t need to do that one 926 00:37:26.036 --> 00:37:27.452 if you can’t play it. 927 00:37:27.590 --> 00:37:29.419 I can-- Of course I can play it. 928 00:37:29.557 --> 00:37:31.076 I’ve played it before. 929 00:37:31.214 --> 00:37:32.940 All right. 930 00:37:33.078 --> 00:37:34.700 -Chill. Jesus. -Yeah. 931 00:37:34.838 --> 00:37:37.669 Just... give me some space, okay? This isn’t... 932 00:37:38.601 --> 00:37:40.706 -Give me a second. -[strumming guitar] 933 00:37:40.844 --> 00:37:42.294 [smacks lips] 934 00:37:42.432 --> 00:37:44.123 [plucks strings, stops] 935 00:37:45.918 --> 00:37:48.507 Look, I’m sorry about being a prick last night. 936 00:37:48.645 --> 00:37:50.233 Okay? 937 00:37:50.371 --> 00:37:51.993 You can’t help it. 938 00:37:52.131 --> 00:37:53.995 Thanks. 939 00:37:54.133 --> 00:37:55.894 Um... 940 00:37:56.032 --> 00:37:58.517 And... so you know, the solo album... 941 00:37:58.655 --> 00:37:59.898 Oh, God. You really don’t have to. 942 00:38:00.036 --> 00:38:01.658 I didn’t plan to, like, go it alone... 943 00:38:01.796 --> 00:38:03.073 No. We really don’t have to talk about it, Herb. 944 00:38:03.211 --> 00:38:04.903 Well, well, okay, but you clearly... 945 00:38:05.041 --> 00:38:06.698 I clearly don’t. I really, really clearly don’t. 946 00:38:06.836 --> 00:38:08.907 It wasn’t deliberate. Okay? It was, um... 947 00:38:09.045 --> 00:38:10.736 What, you made a solo album by accident? 948 00:38:10.874 --> 00:38:12.497 No. It was, the way it happened was... 949 00:38:12.635 --> 00:38:14.947 I didn’t think about it. It just happened. 950 00:38:15.085 --> 00:38:16.708 It wasn’t to do with 951 00:38:16.846 --> 00:38:19.331 -what was going on between... -Hey! 952 00:38:19.469 --> 00:38:20.988 -Hey. -HERB: Hey. 953 00:38:21.126 --> 00:38:23.611 -You all right? -Yeah. Just not seeing anything. 954 00:38:23.749 --> 00:38:25.475 -NELL: Aw. Sorry, babe. -Oh, no. 955 00:38:25.613 --> 00:38:27.477 MICHAEL: Yeah. The shopkeeper says there’s this guy 956 00:38:27.615 --> 00:38:30.377 who does tours on the north side of the island. 957 00:38:30.515 --> 00:38:32.068 It’s where the puffins nest. 958 00:38:32.206 --> 00:38:33.552 So, what, you’re going on tour? 959 00:38:33.690 --> 00:38:35.485 I mean, it’s your call, but, um... 960 00:38:35.623 --> 00:38:37.073 We can discuss later, if, uh... 961 00:38:37.211 --> 00:38:39.040 Sorry for interrupting, Herb. 962 00:38:39.178 --> 00:38:40.559 -Yeah. Yeah. -NELL: No, no, no, there’s... 963 00:38:40.697 --> 00:38:42.975 there’s loads that Herb can do without me. 964 00:38:43.113 --> 00:38:44.218 Right? 965 00:38:44.356 --> 00:38:45.392 MICHAEL: Yeah. 966 00:38:45.530 --> 00:38:47.186 NELL: Okay. 967 00:38:50.673 --> 00:38:52.157 NELL: So when are you going? 968 00:38:52.295 --> 00:38:54.953 [Michael speaking indistinctly] 969 00:38:57.127 --> 00:38:59.302 ♪ Hot summer night ♪ 970 00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:02.926 ♪ My head’s been set alight... ♪ 971 00:39:07.345 --> 00:39:09.347 You’re gonna miss Seaman’s Day, Michael. 972 00:39:09.485 --> 00:39:11.728 -Big call. -MICHAEL: I’ll be back 973 00:39:11.866 --> 00:39:13.868 -in time for the gig, though. -Yeah. 974 00:39:14.006 --> 00:39:16.319 I hope you’re not huffin’ and puffin’ for nothin’. 975 00:39:16.457 --> 00:39:17.527 -[Michael laughs] -By which I mean, 976 00:39:17.665 --> 00:39:18.839 I hope you see a puffin. 977 00:39:18.977 --> 00:39:20.703 -I love this guy. -[chuckles] 978 00:39:20.841 --> 00:39:22.118 Love you, baby. 979 00:39:22.256 --> 00:39:24.465 -[engine starts] -[car door closes] 980 00:39:26.398 --> 00:39:27.365 See you Tuesday! 981 00:39:27.503 --> 00:39:29.228 Tatty bye. 982 00:39:29.367 --> 00:39:31.058 -Ooh. House is this way, Nell. -I know. 983 00:39:31.196 --> 00:39:32.715 I just want one thing. 984 00:39:32.853 --> 00:39:34.441 Is it? Oh. 985 00:39:34.579 --> 00:39:36.788 [entry bell tinkles] 986 00:39:39.515 --> 00:39:41.448 Sorry, what were they called? 987 00:39:41.586 --> 00:39:44.727 Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. 988 00:39:44.865 --> 00:39:46.453 Oh, right. 989 00:39:46.591 --> 00:39:49.145 And they’re a sort of cup. 990 00:39:49.283 --> 00:39:52.390 NELL: Uh, well, no, they’re... they’re a sort of, like, 991 00:39:52.528 --> 00:39:54.357 peanut butter in a kind of... 992 00:39:54.495 --> 00:39:56.221 -Parcel, is it? -Mm, no, not... 993 00:39:56.359 --> 00:39:57.740 Um, like a... 994 00:39:57.878 --> 00:39:59.224 I don’t know. 995 00:39:59.362 --> 00:40:00.915 -Marcus. -CHARLES: Uh... 996 00:40:01.053 --> 00:40:02.227 Sorry about this. 997 00:40:02.365 --> 00:40:03.435 Oh. Hello. 998 00:40:03.573 --> 00:40:05.023 Can you see if 999 00:40:05.161 --> 00:40:07.474 the peanut butter’s been delivered, please? 1000 00:40:08.751 --> 00:40:10.477 -Oh, that’s lovely. -Oh, yes. 1001 00:40:10.615 --> 00:40:12.617 -Very nice stationery. -AMANDA: Thank you. 1002 00:40:12.755 --> 00:40:15.896 Well, I noticed lots of people come here to write, so... 1003 00:40:16.034 --> 00:40:17.242 Help the writers. 1004 00:40:17.380 --> 00:40:19.140 CHARLES: Long live the scribes. 1005 00:40:19.278 --> 00:40:22.247 Nell here is, of course, a writer extraordinaire. 1006 00:40:22.385 --> 00:40:24.767 Was. And even then, not really. 1007 00:40:24.905 --> 00:40:26.009 Yes, really. 1008 00:40:26.147 --> 00:40:27.114 "Slip Away." One of yours. 1009 00:40:27.252 --> 00:40:28.426 -Oh, yeah? -Oh, yeah. 1010 00:40:28.564 --> 00:40:30.013 -You like that one, do you? -Mm... 1011 00:40:30.151 --> 00:40:32.015 Yes, it’s an absolute banger, thank you. 1012 00:40:33.914 --> 00:40:35.433 Thank you. 1013 00:40:35.571 --> 00:40:36.882 We have this. 1014 00:40:37.020 --> 00:40:38.125 CHARLES: Mm. 1015 00:40:38.263 --> 00:40:40.541 -Um... -[smacks lips] 1016 00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:43.130 You could maybe... 1017 00:40:43.268 --> 00:40:44.856 put it in a cup? 1018 00:40:44.994 --> 00:40:47.065 Yeah, I mean... 1019 00:40:47.203 --> 00:40:49.826 Yeah, I mean... Yeah. 1020 00:40:50.724 --> 00:40:52.622 [spoon clanking in cup] 1021 00:40:52.760 --> 00:40:54.141 -So what’s the vibe? -Huh? 1022 00:40:54.279 --> 00:40:56.799 With the, uh... with her. 1023 00:40:56.937 --> 00:40:58.317 The shopkeeper. 1024 00:40:58.456 --> 00:40:59.491 Oh. 1025 00:40:59.629 --> 00:41:01.493 Uh, uh, Amanda. 1026 00:41:01.631 --> 00:41:03.840 She’s, um... 1027 00:41:03.978 --> 00:41:07.085 She lives with, uh, the lad and, um... 1028 00:41:07.223 --> 00:41:09.121 mother, I think, somewhere. 1029 00:41:10.019 --> 00:41:12.539 You quite like her, though. 1030 00:41:13.367 --> 00:41:15.058 So get her number. 1031 00:41:15.196 --> 00:41:17.026 I don’t think we’re quite there, numbers-wise. 1032 00:41:17.164 --> 00:41:18.510 What do you mean? 1033 00:41:18.648 --> 00:41:20.478 There. We’re not there, numbers-wise. 1034 00:41:20.616 --> 00:41:21.858 [laughs] 1035 00:41:22.963 --> 00:41:24.965 Also, I’d have to march up 1036 00:41:25.103 --> 00:41:28.002 right outside her shop and use her phone box. 1037 00:41:28.347 --> 00:41:30.798 -Not a great look, is it? -That’s true. 1038 00:41:30.936 --> 00:41:33.007 Ooh, invite her to the gig. 1039 00:41:33.145 --> 00:41:35.182 -No. Not happening. -Why? Why not? 1040 00:41:35.320 --> 00:41:37.080 Because no. 1041 00:41:37.218 --> 00:41:39.497 I-- That’s my worst thing about gigs, is other people. 1042 00:41:39.635 --> 00:41:41.464 Pushing, singing along... 1043 00:41:41.602 --> 00:41:43.915 -She’s one person, Charlie. -I know she’s one person. 1044 00:41:44.053 --> 00:41:46.573 She’s not going to start a mosh pit, is she? 1045 00:41:52.786 --> 00:41:54.512 CHARLES: What’s a mosh pit? 1046 00:41:54.650 --> 00:41:56.548 [playing mid-tempo melody] 1047 00:41:56.686 --> 00:42:00.518 ♪ Your photograph ♪ 1048 00:42:00.656 --> 00:42:02.347 [bench creaking] 1049 00:42:02.485 --> 00:42:08.215 ♪ Makes me envy your past. ♪ 1050 00:42:08.353 --> 00:42:10.182 ♪ ♪ 1051 00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:11.632 [creaking] 1052 00:42:11.770 --> 00:42:13.945 [Herb sighs] 1053 00:42:22.056 --> 00:42:24.024 ♪ ♪ 1054 00:42:24.162 --> 00:42:25.991 CHARLES: Ah. 1055 00:42:26.129 --> 00:42:28.580 Genius at work. 1056 00:42:28.718 --> 00:42:30.617 Did someone order a... 1057 00:42:30.755 --> 00:42:32.584 Nell Mortimer solo album? 1058 00:42:32.722 --> 00:42:34.448 I don’t think they did. 1059 00:42:34.586 --> 00:42:38.556 I would be at the front of the queue in HMV, believe me. 1060 00:42:38.694 --> 00:42:40.627 Get the old elbows out. 1061 00:42:42.387 --> 00:42:44.285 Oh. Herbivore. 1062 00:42:46.736 --> 00:42:47.910 Why are you so cheerful? 1063 00:42:48.048 --> 00:42:49.739 [chuckles] Have a look at that. 1064 00:42:53.536 --> 00:42:56.090 -NELL: Oh, wow. -HERB: Yep. 1065 00:42:56.401 --> 00:42:58.368 -There’s a lot to that. -NELL: Wow. Oh, my good-- 1066 00:42:58.506 --> 00:43:00.060 Oh! 1067 00:43:00.198 --> 00:43:01.130 Oh... 1068 00:43:01.268 --> 00:43:02.787 We look about 12. 1069 00:43:02.925 --> 00:43:04.098 HERB: I mean, look at that hair. 1070 00:43:04.236 --> 00:43:05.962 -Yeah, it’s not great. -Awful. 1071 00:43:06.100 --> 00:43:08.102 -Not good hair. -Don’t know what I was thinking. 1072 00:43:08.240 --> 00:43:10.311 -Okay. Remember that day? -NELL: Ooh, I like these. 1073 00:43:10.449 --> 00:43:12.210 -Yeah. -HERB: I just remember being cold. 1074 00:43:12.348 --> 00:43:14.246 -NELL: It’s a swimming pool. -HERB: And annoyed all day. 1075 00:43:14.384 --> 00:43:16.179 Yeah, that rings a bell. 1076 00:43:17.595 --> 00:43:19.182 Oh, my goodness. 1077 00:43:19.320 --> 00:43:20.943 HERB: Huh? 1078 00:43:21.081 --> 00:43:22.841 NELL: Tickets from our Roundhouse gig in ’09. 1079 00:43:22.979 --> 00:43:25.188 Oh, yes, please. We were there. 1080 00:43:25.326 --> 00:43:26.845 HERB: Well, yeah, you’ve got tickets. 1081 00:43:26.983 --> 00:43:28.571 Yes, I know. That’s how we got ’em. 1082 00:43:28.709 --> 00:43:29.848 Fantastic. That gig. 1083 00:43:29.986 --> 00:43:33.472 Had the world at our feet, Charles. 1084 00:43:35.095 --> 00:43:36.855 CHARLES: Now, if no one objects, 1085 00:43:36.993 --> 00:43:39.409 I thought I might make a curry. 1086 00:43:39.547 --> 00:43:44.069 A good old Dr. Currold Shipman, at your servissimo. 1087 00:43:44.207 --> 00:43:46.347 With, of course, the Condoleezza Rice. 1088 00:43:46.485 --> 00:43:48.695 Okay. 1089 00:43:52.768 --> 00:43:54.148 What? 1090 00:43:54.286 --> 00:43:56.392 I think we might be back to square one, Herb. 1091 00:43:56.530 --> 00:43:57.945 HERB: Well, get it out. 1092 00:43:58.083 --> 00:43:59.567 -Get it out. -Oh, right. Okay. 1093 00:43:59.706 --> 00:44:01.086 [McGwyer Mortimer song playing over record player] 1094 00:44:01.224 --> 00:44:02.640 Quickly. 1095 00:44:02.778 --> 00:44:05.332 -You’re boiling my phone. -[laughs] 1096 00:44:05.712 --> 00:44:07.679 -HERB: Okay, Morning Haze... -NELL: No. 1097 00:44:07.817 --> 00:44:09.129 HERB: ...as an album... Listen. Please listen. 1098 00:44:09.267 --> 00:44:10.509 NELL: So what I’m saying is that 1099 00:44:10.648 --> 00:44:12.235 that was the first time you could see 1100 00:44:12.373 --> 00:44:13.512 -where we were going. -No. No, I don’t think... 1101 00:44:13.651 --> 00:44:14.652 Like, the first... like, we stopped 1102 00:44:14.790 --> 00:44:16.446 trying to do, like, rock or... 1103 00:44:16.584 --> 00:44:18.172 -Rock? Did you just say rock? -NELL: Yeah. Yeah, rock. 1104 00:44:18.310 --> 00:44:20.036 HERB: When were we ever trying to do rock? 1105 00:44:20.174 --> 00:44:21.866 -What are you talking about? -NELL: You, you I remember... 1106 00:44:22.004 --> 00:44:24.351 You told Rich Hamner that you wanted "Give Your Love" 1107 00:44:24.489 --> 00:44:26.008 to sound like The Libertines. 1108 00:44:26.146 --> 00:44:27.319 I... Come on. 1109 00:44:27.457 --> 00:44:28.493 -Is that true? -Yeah. 1110 00:44:28.631 --> 00:44:30.253 -Okay. -Hun... Hundred percent. 1111 00:44:30.391 --> 00:44:32.014 HERB: It was cool. It wasn’t what we were doing. 1112 00:44:32.152 --> 00:44:33.843 It had nothing to do with the music we were making. 1113 00:44:33.981 --> 00:44:35.362 I got to say, this is brilliant. I’m loving this. 1114 00:44:35.500 --> 00:44:37.744 I am absolutely loving this. 1115 00:44:37.882 --> 00:44:41.092 Just McGwyer Mortimer just exchanging anecdotes. 1116 00:44:41.230 --> 00:44:42.610 Why not? I feel like David Letterman. 1117 00:44:42.749 --> 00:44:45.096 I really do. With a chicken xacuti. 1118 00:44:46.476 --> 00:44:47.546 Herb? 1119 00:44:47.685 --> 00:44:49.894 -Ah... Herb? -[music stops] 1120 00:44:50.722 --> 00:44:52.724 Herb. 1121 00:44:52.862 --> 00:44:54.312 He’s an enigma. 1122 00:44:54.450 --> 00:44:56.003 He’s gone to get his guitar. 1123 00:44:56.141 --> 00:44:57.487 -Oh, has he? Has he? -Hmm. Hmm. 1124 00:44:57.625 --> 00:44:59.110 Ah. 1125 00:44:59.248 --> 00:45:02.009 -[footsteps approaching] -Oh, the wanderer returns. 1126 00:45:02.147 --> 00:45:03.562 Herb. 1127 00:45:04.494 --> 00:45:06.117 -Oh. -You all right? 1128 00:45:06.255 --> 00:45:07.566 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1129 00:45:07.705 --> 00:45:09.085 Gonna prove a point now? 1130 00:45:09.223 --> 00:45:10.708 -You ready to rock? -Mm. Oh, wow. Okay. 1131 00:45:10.846 --> 00:45:12.330 [both laughing] 1132 00:45:12.468 --> 00:45:14.573 [strumming mid-tempo intro] 1133 00:45:20.579 --> 00:45:25.274 ♪ If you need some affection ♪ 1134 00:45:25.412 --> 00:45:30.106 ♪ And you’re feeling all alone ♪ 1135 00:45:30.244 --> 00:45:35.042 ♪ Reach on through your reflection ♪ 1136 00:45:35.180 --> 00:45:37.355 ♪ Pick up the phone ♪ 1137 00:45:41.773 --> 00:45:46.467 ♪ And you can stay if you’re staying ♪ 1138 00:45:46.605 --> 00:45:51.196 ♪ Well, I don’t need to know ♪ 1139 00:45:51.334 --> 00:45:55.822 ♪ We’ll just keep the music playing ♪ 1140 00:45:57.616 --> 00:46:00.758 ♪ And let the evening flow till we know ♪ 1141 00:46:00.896 --> 00:46:03.450 ♪ Till it shows us where it wants to go ♪ 1142 00:46:03.588 --> 00:46:07.178 ♪ Oh, give your love, give your love to me ♪ 1143 00:46:08.317 --> 00:46:11.182 ♪ Give your love, give your love to me ♪ 1144 00:46:11.320 --> 00:46:12.493 HERB: Charles? 1145 00:46:12.631 --> 00:46:14.047 ♪ Honey, give your love ♪ 1146 00:46:14.185 --> 00:46:16.635 ♪ Give your love to me ♪ 1147 00:46:16.774 --> 00:46:19.328 ♪ The love I need ♪ 1148 00:46:21.468 --> 00:46:23.642 ♪ Oh, yes, indeed. ♪ 1149 00:46:32.272 --> 00:46:34.412 [song ends] 1150 00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:39.451 It’s not rock. 1151 00:46:39.589 --> 00:46:41.108 No. 1152 00:46:41.246 --> 00:46:43.386 Not when you play it like that. 1153 00:46:44.698 --> 00:46:47.252 Wowsers. I mean, wowsers in your trousers. That’s... 1154 00:46:47.390 --> 00:46:49.668 I mean, oh, my goodness gracious me. 1155 00:46:49.807 --> 00:46:51.325 That’s something else. That’s, um... 1156 00:46:51.463 --> 00:46:53.155 That’s something... 1157 00:46:53.293 --> 00:46:54.915 Everything’s there, and that’s somewhere else. 1158 00:46:55.053 --> 00:46:56.330 Just believe me. That’s... I’m speechless. 1159 00:46:56.468 --> 00:46:58.160 -Well, you’re not. -Well, I am. 1160 00:46:58.298 --> 00:47:00.231 I mean, I’ve never, you know... That’s... Yeah. 1161 00:47:00.369 --> 00:47:02.889 And I’ve seen a thing or two, believe me. 1162 00:47:03.027 --> 00:47:05.201 Keep your Niagara Falls. Keep your Hadrian’s Wall. 1163 00:47:05.339 --> 00:47:06.927 Keep the lot. Keep Alton Towers. 1164 00:47:07.065 --> 00:47:08.515 That’s beautiful. That’s what it’s about. 1165 00:47:08.653 --> 00:47:09.792 You two. 1166 00:47:09.930 --> 00:47:14.176 The bees’ bollocks, basically. 1167 00:47:14.314 --> 00:47:16.385 Fantastic. 1168 00:47:18.559 --> 00:47:20.389 Probably gonna go to bed. 1169 00:47:20.527 --> 00:47:21.562 -Turn in? -Yeah. 1170 00:47:21.700 --> 00:47:23.288 Absolutely. Hundred percent. 1171 00:47:23.426 --> 00:47:25.049 -Leave ’em wanting more. -Yep. 1172 00:47:25.187 --> 00:47:27.292 -NELL: Night. Mm-hmm. -Salute. Yes, big day tomorrow. 1173 00:47:27.430 --> 00:47:28.535 Seaman’s Day. 1174 00:47:28.673 --> 00:47:30.571 -Lest we forget. -HERB: Yeah. 1175 00:47:30.709 --> 00:47:32.539 Come on. 1176 00:47:32.677 --> 00:47:35.024 And everything. 1177 00:47:36.957 --> 00:47:38.994 Wonderful, that. 1178 00:47:39.132 --> 00:47:40.996 [Herb clears throat softly] 1179 00:47:41.755 --> 00:47:43.964 [gentle melody playing on piano] 1180 00:48:00.015 --> 00:48:01.809 [gentle melody continues] 1181 00:48:01.948 --> 00:48:04.088 [humming quietly] 1182 00:48:13.821 --> 00:48:14.995 Hey. 1183 00:48:17.032 --> 00:48:18.516 -Here you go. -Thanks. 1184 00:48:21.277 --> 00:48:24.315 Um... set list-wise, 1185 00:48:24.453 --> 00:48:27.283 I think we shouldn’t do "Our Love." Really. 1186 00:48:27.421 --> 00:48:30.183 -All right. -It just feels kind of, um, 1187 00:48:30.321 --> 00:48:32.254 -Okay. -like it wouldn’t work live, 1188 00:48:32.392 --> 00:48:34.118 I think. 1189 00:48:34.256 --> 00:48:35.774 Maybe do "Inside a Whale" or something. 1190 00:48:35.913 --> 00:48:36.914 -Mm-hmm. -[strumming] 1191 00:48:37.052 --> 00:48:38.570 Um, you... 1192 00:48:38.708 --> 00:48:40.779 -You’re not online, are you? -Yeah, sort of. 1193 00:48:40.918 --> 00:48:43.299 It’s not great 4G, but yeah. Why? 1194 00:48:43.437 --> 00:48:45.577 Um, can I borrow your phone, just quickly? 1195 00:48:45.715 --> 00:48:47.338 Yeah. 1196 00:48:47.476 --> 00:48:49.133 -Is this the album cover? -It’s only a mock-up. 1197 00:48:49.271 --> 00:48:50.686 -It’s not, you know... -Right. 1198 00:48:50.824 --> 00:48:52.343 Feat? 1199 00:48:53.931 --> 00:48:56.140 Yeah, like, um... like "featuring." 1200 00:48:56.278 --> 00:48:58.176 -Ah. -You know? 1201 00:48:58.314 --> 00:48:59.453 Yeah. 1202 00:48:59.591 --> 00:49:02.008 What-what do you think? 1203 00:49:02.146 --> 00:49:04.182 I mean... 1204 00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:06.426 I make chutney now, so, you know, 1205 00:49:06.564 --> 00:49:08.980 -who cares what I think? -Well, I do. 1206 00:49:09.118 --> 00:49:11.120 Come on, please. 1207 00:49:12.915 --> 00:49:14.261 Do you want me to say that I like it 1208 00:49:14.399 --> 00:49:16.125 or do you want me to be honest? 1209 00:49:17.955 --> 00:49:19.853 Okay. 1210 00:49:19.991 --> 00:49:22.373 Wait. 1211 00:49:23.098 --> 00:49:25.686 Have they whitened your teeth? 1212 00:49:26.722 --> 00:49:28.793 -Yeah. See? -Oh, my God. 1213 00:49:28.931 --> 00:49:29.967 -Wow. -[laughs] 1214 00:49:30.105 --> 00:49:31.485 Wait. 1215 00:49:31.623 --> 00:49:33.108 Let me see what they look like in real life. 1216 00:49:33.246 --> 00:49:34.523 -No, no, it’s not me. -CHARLES: Knock, knock. 1217 00:49:34.661 --> 00:49:35.627 -Knock, knock. -Oh. 1218 00:49:35.765 --> 00:49:37.491 Sorry to interrupt. 1219 00:49:37.629 --> 00:49:40.632 Um, just to say, Nell, we are an hour away 1220 00:49:40.770 --> 00:49:42.703 -from low tide. -Oh. 1221 00:49:42.841 --> 00:49:45.085 -And, um, Herb... -Mm? 1222 00:49:46.259 --> 00:49:47.812 I found another one. 1223 00:49:47.950 --> 00:49:49.987 Ah. 1224 00:49:50.125 --> 00:49:51.850 All right. 1225 00:49:59.306 --> 00:50:00.756 -[grunts] -15-love. 1226 00:50:00.894 --> 00:50:03.172 No, just the sheer connection 1227 00:50:03.310 --> 00:50:05.174 between the two of you. 1228 00:50:05.312 --> 00:50:06.693 It’s incredible, Herb. 1229 00:50:10.938 --> 00:50:13.424 -[both grunt] -30-love. 1230 00:50:14.218 --> 00:50:16.530 You can’t fake that, Herb. 1231 00:50:16.668 --> 00:50:18.705 You cannot fake it. 1232 00:50:21.535 --> 00:50:23.503 -[Herb groans] -40-love. 1233 00:50:23.641 --> 00:50:24.952 Ridiculous. 1234 00:50:25.091 --> 00:50:27.645 And I’m not just talking musically, Herb. 1235 00:50:27.783 --> 00:50:30.717 I’m talking chemist... 1236 00:50:30.855 --> 00:50:32.477 "chemistrarily." 1237 00:50:32.615 --> 00:50:34.928 The two of you, you’re just so good together. 1238 00:50:35.066 --> 00:50:36.861 Just two people in perfect harmony. 1239 00:50:36.999 --> 00:50:38.587 Literally. 1240 00:50:38.725 --> 00:50:41.038 And I know, of course, you are now 1241 00:50:41.176 --> 00:50:43.040 the great Herb McGwyer, the solo artist, 1242 00:50:43.178 --> 00:50:45.076 and I’m all for that, fair play to you, 1243 00:50:45.214 --> 00:50:48.631 but I must say, just from a neutral’s perspective, 1244 00:50:48.769 --> 00:50:51.427 just seeing the two of you, you just think, 1245 00:50:51.565 --> 00:50:53.947 "Why are they not still together?" 1246 00:50:54.085 --> 00:50:55.638 [grunts] 1247 00:50:55.776 --> 00:50:57.882 -Oh, I wasn’t ready. -And that’s one-nil. 1248 00:50:58.814 --> 00:51:00.298 And that’s game, Charles. 1249 00:51:00.436 --> 00:51:02.507 We change ends. We go again. 1250 00:51:02.645 --> 00:51:04.130 -Fantastic, that. -Hell of a serve 1251 00:51:04.268 --> 00:51:06.063 -you got on you. -Oh! Well, 1252 00:51:06.201 --> 00:51:07.995 I’ve no one to play with. 1253 00:51:08.134 --> 00:51:10.032 So, basically, the only thing I can practice 1254 00:51:10.170 --> 00:51:12.621 is the old serve. 1255 00:51:12.759 --> 00:51:14.933 The dreaded serve. 1256 00:51:15.072 --> 00:51:17.246 Whoa! It’s a bit of a weapon. 1257 00:51:17.384 --> 00:51:18.696 Yeah, you’re a bit of a weapon. 1258 00:51:18.834 --> 00:51:20.767 -Pardon me? -Okay. 1259 00:51:20.905 --> 00:51:22.700 -Huh? -You ready? 1260 00:51:22.838 --> 00:51:24.771 Uh, yeah, I’m ready. 1261 00:51:24.909 --> 00:51:26.497 Born ready. 1262 00:51:29.741 --> 00:51:31.364 Aah! 1263 00:51:31.502 --> 00:51:33.297 You see, this is the issue. 1264 00:51:34.608 --> 00:51:36.679 I’ve not returned a serve for six years. 1265 00:51:38.129 --> 00:51:39.510 [grunts] 1266 00:51:39.648 --> 00:51:41.028 -New balls, please. -AMANDA: Right you are. 1267 00:51:41.167 --> 00:51:43.341 And also, of course, lest we forget, 1268 00:51:43.479 --> 00:51:45.309 a very happy Seaman’s Day to you. 1269 00:51:45.447 --> 00:51:47.518 -Happy Seaman’s Day to you. -CHARLES: Thank you. 1270 00:51:47.656 --> 00:51:49.520 -I thought you were leaving. -No. 1271 00:51:49.658 --> 00:51:52.730 Oh, yeah, I was, but, I mean, I didn’t. 1272 00:51:53.386 --> 00:51:54.801 Where do you play? 1273 00:51:54.939 --> 00:51:56.251 -Pardon me? -Tennis. 1274 00:51:56.389 --> 00:51:57.804 Oh, just, no. Just at home. 1275 00:51:57.942 --> 00:51:59.323 Just rubbish. 1276 00:51:59.461 --> 00:52:00.945 He’s got a court. 1277 00:52:01.083 --> 00:52:02.705 Really? 1278 00:52:02.843 --> 00:52:04.466 Yeah, did you not... 1279 00:52:04.604 --> 00:52:06.985 You two should play sometime. 1280 00:52:07.124 --> 00:52:08.815 Oh, I, uh... 1281 00:52:08.953 --> 00:52:10.472 -[chuckles] -[weak chuckle] 1282 00:52:10.610 --> 00:52:13.130 Do I have to come dressed like this? 1283 00:52:13.268 --> 00:52:15.856 [laughing] Exactly. 1284 00:52:15.994 --> 00:52:18.480 The 1970s called. They want Björn Borg back. 1285 00:52:18.618 --> 00:52:20.171 I don’t know why you’re laughing, mate. 1286 00:52:20.309 --> 00:52:21.172 -They’re your clothes. -They are my clothes. 1287 00:52:21.310 --> 00:52:23.243 Yeah, they are. 1288 00:52:25.038 --> 00:52:27.834 -Uh, do you have Calippos? -Oh, no. 1289 00:52:27.972 --> 00:52:30.561 -Sorry, what was that? -CHARLES: I did say 1290 00:52:30.699 --> 00:52:32.183 -it was a long shot. -Um, Calippos. 1291 00:52:32.321 --> 00:52:34.565 They’re like, uh, round lollies. 1292 00:52:34.703 --> 00:52:36.153 Well, they’re not round. They’re cylindrical. 1293 00:52:36.291 --> 00:52:37.740 They’re sort of yea... 1294 00:52:37.878 --> 00:52:40.157 they’re yea wide and yea sort of long. 1295 00:52:40.295 --> 00:52:42.400 I’ve got choc ices. 1296 00:52:42.538 --> 00:52:44.471 -Perfect, yeah. -Different. Okay. 1297 00:52:44.609 --> 00:52:47.302 -Right this way. -Ah, of course. 1298 00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:49.062 The old, uh, chest freezer. 1299 00:52:49.200 --> 00:52:51.133 -There they are. -There they are. Oh. 1300 00:52:51.271 --> 00:52:53.135 [wrappers crinkling] 1301 00:52:53.273 --> 00:52:54.585 [grunting softly] 1302 00:52:54.723 --> 00:52:56.311 Um, on a slightly different note, Amanda, 1303 00:52:56.449 --> 00:52:57.381 -do you like music? -Sorry? 1304 00:52:57.519 --> 00:52:58.692 Do you like... Sorry. 1305 00:52:58.830 --> 00:53:00.107 Do you like music? Sort of singing 1306 00:53:00.246 --> 00:53:01.868 -and dancing? -Well, not dancing. 1307 00:53:02.006 --> 00:53:03.352 No, no, but sort of singing 1308 00:53:03.490 --> 00:53:05.527 and playing music. Like, music. 1309 00:53:05.665 --> 00:53:08.254 Uh, suppose it-it depends what it is, really. 1310 00:53:08.392 --> 00:53:10.152 -Well, yeah, obviously. -Well, of course it does. 1311 00:53:10.290 --> 00:53:12.258 Well, specifically, McGwyer Mortimer. 1312 00:53:13.362 --> 00:53:15.019 Oh, I... uh... I-I... 1313 00:53:15.157 --> 00:53:17.366 -As in Herb McGwyer? -No, I... 1314 00:53:17.504 --> 00:53:19.403 -Who is that? -Who’s that? 1315 00:53:19.541 --> 00:53:23.510 Only the best-selling UK folk rock artist of 2014. 1316 00:53:23.648 --> 00:53:25.202 And also the man stood right before us. 1317 00:53:25.340 --> 00:53:27.204 There he is-- the man, the myth. 1318 00:53:27.342 --> 00:53:28.446 -Oh. Oh, I’m so sorry. -It’s fine. 1319 00:53:28.584 --> 00:53:30.310 What did you say your name was? 1320 00:53:30.448 --> 00:53:31.760 -Doesn’t matter. Doesn’t... -CHARLES: Herb McGwyer. 1321 00:53:31.898 --> 00:53:32.864 -AMANDA: I think, uh... -"Raspberry Fair"? 1322 00:53:33.002 --> 00:53:34.418 -[smacks lips] -No? 1323 00:53:34.556 --> 00:53:36.661 -Uh... -"Inside a Whale"? No? 1324 00:53:36.799 --> 00:53:38.284 -"Our Love"? -Well, don’t just name 1325 00:53:38.422 --> 00:53:39.630 the old stuff. There’s... 1326 00:53:39.768 --> 00:53:41.459 Uh, "Work the Body" is more recent, 1327 00:53:41.597 --> 00:53:42.805 featuring, uh, Little Peas. 1328 00:53:42.943 --> 00:53:45.739 Or "Step on It" featuring Baby Gal. 1329 00:53:45.877 --> 00:53:48.432 ♪ Raspberry Fair... ♪ 1330 00:53:48.570 --> 00:53:49.950 [finishes off-key] 1331 00:53:50.088 --> 00:53:52.090 ♪ I couldn’t say hi ♪ 1332 00:53:52.229 --> 00:53:54.541 ♪ ’Cause I was coconut shy. ♪ 1333 00:53:54.679 --> 00:53:56.923 Oh, I mainly listen to ABBA. 1334 00:53:59.097 --> 00:54:00.616 ♪ ♪ 1335 00:54:00.754 --> 00:54:02.100 "What are you doing on Tuesday night?" 1336 00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:03.481 That’s what you should have said. 1337 00:54:03.619 --> 00:54:05.656 -Come on. -Not, "Do you like music?" 1338 00:54:05.794 --> 00:54:09.246 Dearie me. We can’t all be lotharios, thank you very much. 1339 00:54:09.384 --> 00:54:11.593 -What? -We can’t all be lotharios. 1340 00:54:11.731 --> 00:54:13.180 -I’m not a lothario, mate. -I’m not saying 1341 00:54:13.319 --> 00:54:14.596 -you are a lothario. -Sounds like you are. 1342 00:54:14.734 --> 00:54:16.149 I’m saying I’m not a lothario. 1343 00:54:16.287 --> 00:54:18.116 -Yeah, evidently. -It’s been a long while. 1344 00:54:18.255 --> 00:54:20.395 -Five years, if you’re asking. -Uh-huh. 1345 00:54:20.533 --> 00:54:21.741 Well, she likes tennis, clearly. 1346 00:54:21.879 --> 00:54:24.122 -Mm-hmm. -Ask her round to play. 1347 00:54:24.261 --> 00:54:27.091 Ask her round to play? You’re joking. 1348 00:54:27.229 --> 00:54:29.266 -I’m not nine. -[laughs] 1349 00:54:29.404 --> 00:54:30.922 Well, I’m not, am I? 1350 00:54:31.060 --> 00:54:32.614 "Ask her round to play." 1351 00:54:32.752 --> 00:54:35.513 My goodness. Very sexy, I don’t think. 1352 00:54:35.651 --> 00:54:37.688 ♪ ♪ 1353 00:54:52.427 --> 00:54:53.531 [door opens] 1354 00:54:53.669 --> 00:54:55.119 -Oh, shit. Sorry. -Oh. Hey. 1355 00:54:55.257 --> 00:54:56.672 -No, no, it’s, uh... -Sorry. 1356 00:54:56.810 --> 00:54:58.985 It’s nothing you haven’t seen before. 1357 00:55:00.262 --> 00:55:02.333 Yeah, there is. 1358 00:55:02.471 --> 00:55:04.370 Have you got a tattoo? 1359 00:55:05.371 --> 00:55:07.890 Um, I’ve got four. 1360 00:55:08.926 --> 00:55:10.376 Cool. 1361 00:55:12.067 --> 00:55:13.827 Well, get out, you pervert. 1362 00:55:13.965 --> 00:55:15.898 -Sorry. -Go on. 1363 00:55:18.487 --> 00:55:21.145 [footsteps approaching] 1364 00:55:21.663 --> 00:55:23.043 -What you doing? -CHARLES: Oh. 1365 00:55:23.181 --> 00:55:25.874 No, uh, nothing. Just, um... 1366 00:55:26.012 --> 00:55:30.844 It’s just, uh, an invitation to the gig for Amanda. 1367 00:55:30.982 --> 00:55:32.777 Pop it round. Yeah. 1368 00:55:32.915 --> 00:55:34.020 Okay. Good. 1369 00:55:34.158 --> 00:55:35.435 HERB: Okay. Come on, then. 1370 00:55:36.402 --> 00:55:37.886 -What’s the plan? -CHARLES: Ah, yes. 1371 00:55:38.024 --> 00:55:42.304 It is a simple case of jacket potato, baked beans, 1372 00:55:42.442 --> 00:55:44.306 flip open the lids on a couple of home brews 1373 00:55:44.444 --> 00:55:47.758 and lay waste to some Red Leicester. 1374 00:55:48.897 --> 00:55:52.072 Okay, but I mean for Seaman’s Day. 1375 00:55:52.383 --> 00:55:54.005 As in... I-I mean, what do you mean? 1376 00:55:54.143 --> 00:55:55.352 NELL: Are we not... 1377 00:55:55.490 --> 00:55:57.492 You’ve mentioned it several times. 1378 00:55:57.630 --> 00:55:59.425 Seaman’s Day? 1379 00:55:59.563 --> 00:56:00.702 I mean, it’s just... it’s-it’s Seaman’s Day. 1380 00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:02.497 I mean, it’s not, you know... 1381 00:56:02.635 --> 00:56:04.361 But what... So, like, is there any activity, 1382 00:56:04.499 --> 00:56:05.983 like, pinned to it? 1383 00:56:06.846 --> 00:56:08.261 Pinned? 1384 00:56:08.399 --> 00:56:10.643 HERB: Well, is there anything to do on... 1385 00:56:10.781 --> 00:56:12.748 because it’s Seaman’s Day or, uh... 1386 00:56:12.886 --> 00:56:15.302 Well, I mean, easiest way to explain is it’s Seaman’s Day. 1387 00:56:15.441 --> 00:56:17.477 -HERB: Right. -So it’s just, you know, 1388 00:56:17.615 --> 00:56:19.065 Seaman’s Day-- it’s-it’s just the day of Seaman’s Day. 1389 00:56:19.203 --> 00:56:21.654 I mean, no one really does anything for it. 1390 00:56:21.792 --> 00:56:23.241 Oh. 1391 00:56:23.380 --> 00:56:24.898 -Okay. -Okay. 1392 00:56:25.036 --> 00:56:26.728 -[Herb chuckles] -Well... 1393 00:56:26.866 --> 00:56:28.108 Well, we are. 1394 00:56:28.246 --> 00:56:30.248 Can we? 1395 00:56:30.387 --> 00:56:31.802 ♪ ♪ 1396 00:56:31.940 --> 00:56:33.320 -[Nell laughing] -CHARLES: This stuff here 1397 00:56:33.459 --> 00:56:35.219 is gauze, and this stuff here... Be careful. 1398 00:56:35.357 --> 00:56:36.979 HERB: He means... He’s trying to say "gorse," I think. 1399 00:56:37.117 --> 00:56:38.602 CHARLES: He-he’s not trying to say "gorse." 1400 00:56:38.740 --> 00:56:40.500 -NELL: All right. -HERB: Let’s go, Nell. 1401 00:56:40.638 --> 00:56:42.226 -Go on. -Oh! Missed it. 1402 00:56:42.364 --> 00:56:43.572 I can do better. 1403 00:56:43.710 --> 00:56:44.849 HERB: What a terrible delivery. 1404 00:56:44.987 --> 00:56:46.748 -I can and I will. -NELL: Whoo! 1405 00:56:46.886 --> 00:56:50.061 -Now, then. Now, then, watch! -[Nell and Herb cheering] 1406 00:56:50.199 --> 00:56:51.649 Come on! 1407 00:56:51.787 --> 00:56:54.100 -That’s a home run. -Wrong sport, mate. 1408 00:56:57.448 --> 00:56:59.346 -I’m having that tomato. I am. -No! 1409 00:56:59.485 --> 00:57:01.107 -No, Herb. Get off. No. -No, I’m having it. I’m having it. 1410 00:57:01.245 --> 00:57:02.280 -Your dirty little paws... -You’re gonna squash it. 1411 00:57:02.419 --> 00:57:03.834 -Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! -Yes! 1412 00:57:03.972 --> 00:57:05.145 -CHARLES: Children, children. -[Herb laughs] 1413 00:57:05.283 --> 00:57:07.769 -McGwyer Mortimer. -HERB: Mmm. 1414 00:57:07.907 --> 00:57:10.427 -HERB: Mm, yeah. -CHARLES: We’re in, yeah. 1415 00:57:10.565 --> 00:57:12.601 And plop. 1416 00:57:14.396 --> 00:57:15.880 There she goes. 1417 00:57:16.018 --> 00:57:18.020 To paraphrase The Beatles, there goes the sun. 1418 00:57:19.021 --> 00:57:20.644 -Fan of The Beatles, Herb? -Can we just... 1419 00:57:20.782 --> 00:57:22.542 -Oh, I bet you are. -...watch the sunset in si...? 1420 00:57:22.680 --> 00:57:24.682 -I bet you bloody are. -Yes, I like The Beatles. 1421 00:57:24.820 --> 00:57:26.995 Let’s watch the sunset, okay? 1422 00:57:29.584 --> 00:57:31.689 We were lucky enough once to, um, see 1423 00:57:31.827 --> 00:57:33.622 the, uh, Bootleg Beatles. 1424 00:57:33.760 --> 00:57:35.452 HERB: Brilliant. 1425 00:57:35.590 --> 00:57:37.281 Have you seen them, Herb? 1426 00:57:37.419 --> 00:57:38.938 Something else. Tight as a drum. 1427 00:57:39.076 --> 00:57:40.698 -HERB: Okay, just.... -CHARLES: Hit after hit. 1428 00:57:40.836 --> 00:57:42.528 Can we just please... Can we just watch the sunset? 1429 00:57:42.666 --> 00:57:44.564 CHARLES: Can we just please appreciate this damn sunset? 1430 00:57:44.702 --> 00:57:46.670 [Herb and Nell laughing] 1431 00:57:48.844 --> 00:57:50.743 -Shall we, um... -Okay, yeah. 1432 00:57:50.881 --> 00:57:52.227 -Let’s pack up and head back. -No, wait, wait, wait, w-wait. 1433 00:57:52.365 --> 00:57:53.987 -I’ve got a thing. -CHARLES: Oh. 1434 00:57:54.125 --> 00:57:55.333 Just sit down. 1435 00:57:55.472 --> 00:57:57.163 CHARLES [grunting]: Rest the legs. 1436 00:57:57.301 --> 00:57:58.958 NELL: So, I brought these 1437 00:57:59.096 --> 00:58:00.960 to do with Michael, but he’s off perving 1438 00:58:01.098 --> 00:58:02.686 -over puffins or whatever. -[Charles laughs] 1439 00:58:02.824 --> 00:58:04.619 -[laughing]: There you go. -Thank you. 1440 00:58:04.757 --> 00:58:06.137 For you. And pens. 1441 00:58:06.275 --> 00:58:08.174 -There you go. -To write on the lanterns. 1442 00:58:08.312 --> 00:58:09.900 To write on the lanterns. 1443 00:58:10.038 --> 00:58:11.557 Um, what do we... what do we write? 1444 00:58:11.695 --> 00:58:13.248 We’re writing, um... 1445 00:58:13.386 --> 00:58:15.906 -Just... [chuckles] -...wishes. 1446 00:58:16.044 --> 00:58:18.287 People, names, thoughts, prayers. 1447 00:58:18.425 --> 00:58:19.772 -I mean, mainly wishes. -HERB: Okay. 1448 00:58:19.910 --> 00:58:21.187 -Primarily wishes. -Primarily wishes. 1449 00:58:21.325 --> 00:58:22.395 And privately. 1450 00:58:22.533 --> 00:58:23.879 Okay. 1451 00:58:24.017 --> 00:58:25.571 I’ve got all my wishes right here. 1452 00:58:25.709 --> 00:58:28.297 Sat on a pebbled beach with McGwyer Mortimer. 1453 00:58:28.435 --> 00:58:29.885 No further questions, genie. 1454 00:58:30.023 --> 00:58:31.956 -Eff off. -[Herb and Nell laugh] 1455 00:58:32.888 --> 00:58:35.304 ♪ ♪ 1456 00:58:38.342 --> 00:58:40.206 -HERB: What? -Have you got writer’s block? 1457 00:58:40.344 --> 00:58:42.795 -Yeah. -Do you want me to write the last ten percent for you? 1458 00:58:42.933 --> 00:58:44.244 -Is that... -No, I’m doing it. 1459 00:58:44.382 --> 00:58:45.901 -Can I help you? -I-I’m doing... 1460 00:58:46.039 --> 00:58:48.076 -Thank you. I’m doing it. Very funny. -Yeah. 1461 00:58:50.906 --> 00:58:53.599 -I think I know whose name you’re writing. -Huh? 1462 00:58:55.152 --> 00:58:57.085 Amanda? 1463 00:59:02.849 --> 00:59:04.402 CHARLES: Three, two, one. 1464 00:59:04.541 --> 00:59:05.749 Think we know where it’s gonna go, though. 1465 00:59:05.887 --> 00:59:07.026 [laughter] 1466 00:59:07.164 --> 00:59:09.028 -Three, two, one. -Two, one. 1467 00:59:09.166 --> 00:59:11.513 -CHARLES: Alley-oop. -HERB and NELL: Go! 1468 00:59:11.651 --> 00:59:13.550 [all exclaiming] 1469 00:59:13.688 --> 00:59:15.621 -CHARLES: Go on! -NELL: Whoo! 1470 00:59:15.759 --> 00:59:18.451 -HERB: Whoo! -CHARLES: Yes, please, Louise! 1471 00:59:18.589 --> 00:59:20.971 ♪ ♪ 1472 00:59:36.780 --> 00:59:38.333 HERB: Look at my one go. 1473 00:59:38.471 --> 00:59:40.162 CHARLES: Well, look at my one go, by that rationale. 1474 00:59:40.300 --> 00:59:41.578 [Herb and Nell chuckling] 1475 00:59:41.716 --> 00:59:44.028 CHARLES: Oh, dearie me. 1476 00:59:48.170 --> 00:59:49.516 -[Herb laughing] -Oh, my goodness. 1477 00:59:49.655 --> 00:59:51.001 -Hold, hold. -Can we just speed up? 1478 00:59:51.139 --> 00:59:52.658 -This is... -We can’t speed up. 1479 00:59:52.796 --> 00:59:53.969 -We speed down if anything. -I’m running. 1480 00:59:54.107 --> 00:59:55.177 -What are you doing? No, no, no. -No. 1481 00:59:55.315 --> 00:59:57.041 -Herb! -Herb, man! [grunts] 1482 00:59:57.179 --> 00:59:58.940 -You’re reckless. -He doesn’t have any... 1483 00:59:59.078 --> 01:00:00.355 -NELL: Oh! -CHARLES: Right, we made it. 1484 01:00:00.493 --> 01:00:01.943 -Right, come on. -NELL: Oh, my goodness. 1485 01:00:02.081 --> 01:00:03.703 -CHARLES: Okay, we’re in. -HERB: Right. 1486 01:00:03.841 --> 01:00:05.429 -NELL: In, in, in, in, in. -Access all areas. 1487 01:00:05.567 --> 01:00:07.155 -Fantastic. -HERB: Whoops. Sorry. 1488 01:00:07.293 --> 01:00:08.674 -NELL: Oh, my gosh. -HERB: Okay, it’s all right. 1489 01:00:08.812 --> 01:00:10.399 -I’m fine. -Oh. We’re in. Lovely. 1490 01:00:10.537 --> 01:00:11.746 Uh, right. 1491 01:00:11.884 --> 01:00:13.126 -To bed for I, I think. -Okay. Yeah. 1492 01:00:13.264 --> 01:00:14.852 -Oh, my gosh. -Uh, pint of water. 1493 01:00:14.990 --> 01:00:16.578 Yeah. 1494 01:00:16.716 --> 01:00:18.373 -Quick widdle, and then, uh... -[Herb and Nell chuckle] 1495 01:00:18.511 --> 01:00:22.998 ...climb the wooden hill to, uh, dear old Bedfordshire. 1496 01:00:23.136 --> 01:00:25.380 -So, what now? -Oh, what a Seaman’s Day! 1497 01:00:25.518 --> 01:00:27.244 -You tired? -We did it! 1498 01:00:27.382 --> 01:00:28.728 -No. -[Charles sighs] 1499 01:00:28.866 --> 01:00:31.006 -NELL: Are you counting? -HERB: I was trying to. 1500 01:00:31.144 --> 01:00:34.320 Hang on. But there are 64... I can’t do that. I give up. 1501 01:00:34.458 --> 01:00:36.494 -That’s a lot of omelets. -It’s too many eggs. 1502 01:00:36.633 --> 01:00:38.358 -[Nell laughing] -It’s not one chicken 1503 01:00:38.496 --> 01:00:40.222 that’s produced all those. 1504 01:00:40.360 --> 01:00:42.431 Wait. I thought you didn’t want to do that one. 1505 01:00:42.569 --> 01:00:44.364 Well, I mean... 1506 01:00:45.745 --> 01:00:47.713 He requested it. 1507 01:00:51.958 --> 01:00:56.825 ♪ Sometimes when you sleep ♪ 1508 01:00:56.963 --> 01:00:58.758 ♪ You look like ♪ 1509 01:00:58.896 --> 01:01:03.452 ♪ You’re on the bottom of the sea ♪ 1510 01:01:04.661 --> 01:01:09.735 ♪ Sometimes when you smile ♪ 1511 01:01:09.873 --> 01:01:12.151 ♪ I can see how ♪ 1512 01:01:12.289 --> 01:01:16.845 ♪ You would’ve looked as a child ♪ 1513 01:01:18.640 --> 01:01:22.644 ♪ When your eyes are gold ♪ 1514 01:01:22.782 --> 01:01:26.027 ♪ It seems impossible to think ♪ 1515 01:01:26.165 --> 01:01:30.272 ♪ That we could ever grow old ♪ 1516 01:01:31.584 --> 01:01:35.622 ♪ When your eyes are bright ♪ 1517 01:01:35.761 --> 01:01:39.005 ♪ It seems impossible to think ♪ 1518 01:01:39.143 --> 01:01:43.147 ♪ You’re not creating the light ♪ 1519 01:01:44.701 --> 01:01:48.221 ♪ Our love ♪ 1520 01:01:49.119 --> 01:01:53.399 ♪ Can you hear me call? ♪ 1521 01:01:57.610 --> 01:02:01.338 ♪ Will you break my heart ♪ 1522 01:02:01.476 --> 01:02:06.170 ♪ Or break my fall? ♪ 1523 01:02:12.004 --> 01:02:13.730 [chuckles softly] 1524 01:02:13.868 --> 01:02:15.835 [stops playing guitar] 1525 01:02:18.562 --> 01:02:20.184 What? 1526 01:02:24.395 --> 01:02:25.914 We should tour. 1527 01:02:27.571 --> 01:02:29.021 -[laughs] -Yeah. 1528 01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:30.954 You and me, we should tour. 1529 01:02:31.092 --> 01:02:34.336 We should do like, you know, back in the day, small venues. 1530 01:02:35.337 --> 01:02:37.443 It’s... It’s... 1531 01:02:37.581 --> 01:02:39.928 It’s still... It’s... 1532 01:02:40.066 --> 01:02:42.206 I mean, you feel that, right? 1533 01:02:45.865 --> 01:02:47.073 You’re right. 1534 01:02:47.211 --> 01:02:48.488 -About what? -It’s bullshit. 1535 01:02:48.626 --> 01:02:49.627 The stuff I’m doing now is bullshit. 1536 01:02:49.766 --> 01:02:51.181 I didn’t... 1537 01:02:51.319 --> 01:02:52.596 It’s different. You and me was different. 1538 01:02:52.734 --> 01:02:55.633 It was... it was the real deal. 1539 01:03:01.363 --> 01:03:04.228 You know what I wrote on my lantern, right? 1540 01:03:04.366 --> 01:03:06.852 And I know what you wrote on yours. 1541 01:03:08.060 --> 01:03:10.890 -What? -Tell me. 1542 01:03:12.512 --> 01:03:14.411 [scoffs] It’s none of your business. 1543 01:03:14.549 --> 01:03:17.000 Be honest. Just tell me. 1544 01:03:18.311 --> 01:03:21.245 -It wasn’t about you. -Come on. It was. 1545 01:03:21.383 --> 01:03:23.661 I know you. 1546 01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:25.215 I know you’re not happy. 1547 01:03:25.353 --> 01:03:27.217 [laughing]: What? No, you don’t. 1548 01:03:27.355 --> 01:03:29.081 Making chutney with that cheeseball. 1549 01:03:29.219 --> 01:03:31.497 Don’t talk about him like that. You don’t know him. 1550 01:03:31.635 --> 01:03:34.258 I know that you miss this, us. 1551 01:03:34.396 --> 01:03:36.813 I’m... I’m not having this conversation, Herb. 1552 01:03:36.951 --> 01:03:38.642 Or you couldn’t sing those songs. 1553 01:03:38.780 --> 01:03:39.885 Not like that. 1554 01:03:40.023 --> 01:03:41.300 They’re just songs, Herb. 1555 01:03:41.438 --> 01:03:43.681 They’re our songs. 1556 01:03:46.098 --> 01:03:47.685 Tell me I’m wrong, then. 1557 01:03:48.963 --> 01:03:52.138 I missed our music. 1558 01:03:52.276 --> 01:03:53.346 Not us. 1559 01:03:53.484 --> 01:03:55.279 It’s the same thing. 1560 01:03:55.417 --> 01:03:56.902 It has to be. 1561 01:03:58.075 --> 01:04:00.526 That’s all there is. 1562 01:04:03.184 --> 01:04:06.118 I still love you, Nell. 1563 01:04:06.497 --> 01:04:08.085 [scoffs] I shouldn’t have come. I... 1564 01:04:08.223 --> 01:04:09.846 You... you knew what would happen. 1565 01:04:09.984 --> 01:04:11.675 -I didn’t. I just... -Of course you did. 1566 01:04:11.813 --> 01:04:13.263 -No, I didn’t. I just... -That’s why you came. You... 1567 01:04:13.401 --> 01:04:17.370 I’m all over the place at the moment and... 1568 01:04:17.508 --> 01:04:19.959 pr... pregnant. 1569 01:04:23.860 --> 01:04:27.967 So... so I’m not getting into your bullshit, Herb, again. 1570 01:04:28.105 --> 01:04:30.521 I’m just not. 1571 01:04:31.281 --> 01:04:32.972 And you don’t love me, okay? 1572 01:04:33.110 --> 01:04:35.285 You love the past. 1573 01:04:36.734 --> 01:04:40.290 And it was great-- it was-- but it’s gone now. 1574 01:04:43.810 --> 01:04:46.675 It’s time to grow up, Chris. 1575 01:04:47.745 --> 01:04:49.989 ♪ ♪ 1576 01:05:09.526 --> 01:05:11.631 ♪ ♪ 1577 01:05:31.962 --> 01:05:34.137 ♪ ♪ 1578 01:05:43.215 --> 01:05:45.562 [thunder rumbling] 1579 01:05:48.772 --> 01:05:50.912 -[coughing] -[water running] 1580 01:05:51.050 --> 01:05:52.810 [clears throat] 1581 01:06:02.096 --> 01:06:03.787 [knocks] 1582 01:06:03.925 --> 01:06:05.651 Nell? 1583 01:06:11.933 --> 01:06:13.693 Hello? 1584 01:06:16.110 --> 01:06:18.181 Charles? 1585 01:06:33.058 --> 01:06:35.405 [birds singing] 1586 01:06:37.648 --> 01:06:41.066 Um, thanks for the hair. 1587 01:06:41.204 --> 01:06:43.171 It’s the least I could do. 1588 01:06:45.104 --> 01:06:47.175 -I’m so sorry. -No. No, no, no. Honestly. 1589 01:06:47.313 --> 01:06:48.866 Stop it. I’m sorry. 1590 01:06:49.005 --> 01:06:50.661 Um... 1591 01:06:50.799 --> 01:06:54.113 We just couldn’t, you know, get her back. 1592 01:06:55.149 --> 01:06:56.736 I thought we could. 1593 01:06:56.874 --> 01:06:58.566 I thought I could have the music without, you know, 1594 01:06:58.704 --> 01:07:02.777 the other stuff, but I just couldn’t. 1595 01:07:03.157 --> 01:07:05.814 I don’t think I helped matters per se. 1596 01:07:05.952 --> 01:07:07.471 Just in the old planning department. 1597 01:07:07.609 --> 01:07:08.748 [Nell laughs] 1598 01:07:08.886 --> 01:07:10.716 Communications-wise, just... 1599 01:07:10.854 --> 01:07:14.823 Well, you know for next time, when you invite Fleetwood Mac. 1600 01:07:14.961 --> 01:07:17.067 [laughing]: Oh. Fleetwood Mac. 1601 01:07:17.205 --> 01:07:19.518 Not so much, no. Um... 1602 01:07:19.656 --> 01:07:22.521 No, it was always McGwyer Mortimer. 1603 01:07:22.659 --> 01:07:24.143 Marie’s favorite. 1604 01:07:25.006 --> 01:07:26.214 She was, uh... 1605 01:07:26.352 --> 01:07:29.597 She loved you before she, um... 1606 01:07:33.118 --> 01:07:35.223 When did she die? 1607 01:07:35.361 --> 01:07:38.502 Five years ago, yeah, tomorrow. 1608 01:07:38.640 --> 01:07:40.815 Hence the gig. 1609 01:07:42.368 --> 01:07:44.405 Anyway, we should, um, 1610 01:07:44.543 --> 01:07:47.649 get a wiggle on, just boat-wise. 1611 01:07:47.787 --> 01:07:49.582 -He’s the one you want. -Oh, God, yeah. Yes. 1612 01:07:49.720 --> 01:07:51.274 -No, I mean... well, I mean... -[laughing] 1613 01:07:51.412 --> 01:07:52.413 No, no, no. No, I don’t... I want both of you. 1614 01:07:52.551 --> 01:07:53.552 -No, I know. -Yeah, no. 1615 01:07:53.690 --> 01:07:54.587 For the harmonies, obviously. 1616 01:07:54.725 --> 01:07:55.623 -Yeah. -Famously. 1617 01:07:55.761 --> 01:07:58.212 [panting] 1618 01:07:58.350 --> 01:07:59.316 [grunts] 1619 01:07:59.454 --> 01:08:01.387 You know what you need to do. 1620 01:08:01.525 --> 01:08:03.907 The Nell Mortimer solo album. 1621 01:08:04.045 --> 01:08:05.184 Yes. 1622 01:08:05.322 --> 01:08:07.773 No, it’s a bad time. 1623 01:08:09.326 --> 01:08:11.501 Maybe that’s where I come in. 1624 01:08:12.916 --> 01:08:15.677 ♪ ♪ 1625 01:08:20.372 --> 01:08:22.719 [panting heavily] 1626 01:08:32.729 --> 01:08:34.696 The kraken wakes. 1627 01:08:35.627 --> 01:08:38.010 -Is that... Is she on there? -Nell. 1628 01:08:38.148 --> 01:08:40.392 She, um... 1629 01:08:40.529 --> 01:08:42.428 She apologizes for sneaking off. 1630 01:08:42.566 --> 01:08:46.569 She just didn’t feel she could quite get there musically. 1631 01:08:46.707 --> 01:08:48.710 I mean, I disagree-- of course I do-- 1632 01:08:48.848 --> 01:08:50.678 but I guess you arty types 1633 01:08:50.816 --> 01:08:53.783 are cut from slightly different cloth than I. 1634 01:08:53.921 --> 01:08:55.613 She, um... 1635 01:08:55.752 --> 01:08:57.133 [Herb yells] 1636 01:08:57.270 --> 01:08:59.064 Completely. 1637 01:08:59.203 --> 01:09:01.344 No, completely agree, Herb. 1638 01:09:01.482 --> 01:09:05.175 What do you think we’re thinking, gig-wise, Herb? 1639 01:09:05.313 --> 01:09:09.006 Because from my POV, the show certainly can go on. 1640 01:09:09.145 --> 01:09:14.046 I mean, if you’re happy to, um, play on your tod, as ’twere. 1641 01:09:14.184 --> 01:09:15.185 -Herb. -[grunts] 1642 01:09:15.323 --> 01:09:18.015 Are you winding me up? 1643 01:09:18.154 --> 01:09:19.983 You’ve ruined my life. 1644 01:09:20.121 --> 01:09:22.296 -Have I? -I mean... 1645 01:09:22.434 --> 01:09:24.676 [panting]: This is... 1646 01:09:24.814 --> 01:09:26.023 What have you done? 1647 01:09:27.024 --> 01:09:29.372 I don’t know. What, uh... 1648 01:09:30.304 --> 01:09:31.822 I haven’t seen her for nine years. 1649 01:09:31.960 --> 01:09:33.134 -[Charles whimpers] -Before you engineer this, 1650 01:09:33.272 --> 01:09:34.584 chuck money at us, 1651 01:09:34.721 --> 01:09:36.206 throw us back together for your entertainment. 1652 01:09:36.344 --> 01:09:37.207 No, for the music, though, isn’t it, huh? 1653 01:09:37.345 --> 01:09:38.345 Dripping shit into my ear. 1654 01:09:38.484 --> 01:09:39.934 When have I done that? Come on. 1655 01:09:40.072 --> 01:09:41.417 How we’re so good together. 1656 01:09:41.555 --> 01:09:43.040 -You are. -We should be together. 1657 01:09:43.179 --> 01:09:44.559 But you should be. Musically, you should be. 1658 01:09:44.697 --> 01:09:45.767 -Come on, Herb. -Playing us like marionettes. 1659 01:09:45.904 --> 01:09:46.872 -No. -Yes. 1660 01:09:47.010 --> 01:09:49.219 -Herb, no. -Yes. 1661 01:09:49.357 --> 01:09:50.703 This was the plan all along, wasn’t it? 1662 01:09:50.841 --> 01:09:52.084 -No, sir. -Get me dancing to your tune. 1663 01:09:52.221 --> 01:09:53.636 Shove your bloody hand up my arse. 1664 01:09:53.774 --> 01:09:55.432 I certainly do not want to shove it up there, 1665 01:09:55.570 --> 01:09:56.951 -thank you very much. -You’re-you’re like 1666 01:09:57.089 --> 01:09:58.021 -a cut-price Geppetto, mate. -I’m not. 1667 01:09:58.159 --> 01:09:59.540 That’s all you are. 1668 01:09:59.678 --> 01:10:00.644 -Well, I’m not, you know... -Mm-hmm. 1669 01:10:00.782 --> 01:10:01.887 I’m not Pinocchio. 1670 01:10:02.025 --> 01:10:03.129 I know. 1671 01:10:03.268 --> 01:10:04.959 You’re a real boy. 1672 01:10:07.203 --> 01:10:08.445 You’ve ruined my life. 1673 01:10:08.583 --> 01:10:10.551 I wish you’d stop staying that. 1674 01:10:10.689 --> 01:10:12.104 -You’ve ruined my life. -Herb. 1675 01:10:12.242 --> 01:10:13.657 I wish you’d stop staying that. Herb! 1676 01:10:16.557 --> 01:10:18.835 [thunder rumbling] 1677 01:10:28.707 --> 01:10:30.605 There is one at 5:00, but, um, 1678 01:10:30.743 --> 01:10:32.262 I don’t think Peter will be, uh... 1679 01:10:32.400 --> 01:10:36.577 He tends not to risk it when the storm’s up. 1680 01:10:36.715 --> 01:10:38.544 Um... 1681 01:10:38.889 --> 01:10:41.064 [sighs] I mean, I would phone ahead, 1682 01:10:41.202 --> 01:10:42.755 but, um... 1683 01:10:42.893 --> 01:10:44.757 obviously, once you’re at the phone box, I mean, 1684 01:10:44.895 --> 01:10:47.415 you’re more or less there anyway, aren’t you, so, uh... 1685 01:10:48.244 --> 01:10:50.798 The plectrum. 1686 01:10:51.177 --> 01:10:53.835 -That’s my guitar, you see. -[slams lid shut] 1687 01:10:55.389 --> 01:10:58.115 Which, I mean, obviously, you can, um... 1688 01:10:58.254 --> 01:10:59.807 It feels appropriate that you... 1689 01:10:59.945 --> 01:11:02.292 ["Lover Please Stay" by McGwyer Mortimer playing] 1690 01:11:02.430 --> 01:11:04.156 Want a hand, Herb? 1691 01:11:04.294 --> 01:11:05.433 -[guitar cases clattering] -[Herb groans in frustration] 1692 01:11:05.571 --> 01:11:07.435 You all right, Herb? 1693 01:11:08.919 --> 01:11:10.783 [thunder rumbling] 1694 01:11:10.921 --> 01:11:13.717 HERB and NELL: ♪ September the eighth ♪ 1695 01:11:15.409 --> 01:11:18.446 ♪ And summer is ending ♪ 1696 01:11:18.584 --> 01:11:22.381 ♪ I’m lying in bed and watching you pack ♪ 1697 01:11:25.936 --> 01:11:28.007 ♪ You don’t wanna wait ♪ 1698 01:11:29.664 --> 01:11:32.978 ♪ And keep on pretending ♪ 1699 01:11:33.116 --> 01:11:37.154 ♪ The cares of the world will never come back ♪ 1700 01:11:39.191 --> 01:11:40.848 -♪ But, lover, give me... ♪ -[grunts in frustration] 1701 01:11:40.986 --> 01:11:43.022 HERB: Yeah, but can we charter one? 1702 01:11:43.160 --> 01:11:44.576 Charter. 1703 01:11:44.714 --> 01:11:47.682 It’s just another word for "hire." 1704 01:11:47.820 --> 01:11:51.307 Could we hire a boat that can go in bad weather? 1705 01:11:51.962 --> 01:11:53.861 No, the gig’s off, man. I’m not doing it. 1706 01:11:53.999 --> 01:11:55.207 [pay tone ringing] 1707 01:11:55.345 --> 01:11:57.036 Yeah, I know we need the money, Zeb. 1708 01:11:57.174 --> 01:11:58.590 -I just... -[ringing stops] 1709 01:11:58.728 --> 01:12:00.177 Well, maybe I won’t do the album, then. 1710 01:12:00.316 --> 01:12:02.214 I don’t know. 1711 01:12:02.352 --> 01:12:04.389 Yeah, I’m serious. 1712 01:12:05.804 --> 01:12:07.219 Yes. 1713 01:12:07.357 --> 01:12:09.048 Yes, I saw it. I hate it. 1714 01:12:10.049 --> 01:12:12.086 Did they whiten my teeth? 1715 01:12:13.259 --> 01:12:15.192 On the image. 1716 01:12:16.815 --> 01:12:18.023 No. 1717 01:12:18.161 --> 01:12:21.129 No, it’s not okay, no. 1718 01:12:21.267 --> 01:12:23.339 Because... 1719 01:12:23.477 --> 01:12:26.514 Because artists don’t whiten their teeth, Zeb. 1720 01:12:26.652 --> 01:12:30.069 That’s, like, the definition of an artist. 1721 01:12:31.001 --> 01:12:32.278 I don’t know. 1722 01:12:32.417 --> 01:12:34.384 Because there isn’t a boat, Zeb! 1723 01:12:34.522 --> 01:12:37.456 When there’s a boat, I know when I’ll be back! 1724 01:12:40.666 --> 01:12:43.876 ♪ Oh, lover, please stay. ♪ 1725 01:12:44.014 --> 01:12:46.120 [entry bell tinkles] 1726 01:12:49.192 --> 01:12:51.781 [Herb sighing] 1727 01:12:51.919 --> 01:12:53.299 [song ends] 1728 01:12:53.438 --> 01:12:55.094 Raining, is it? 1729 01:12:59.513 --> 01:13:01.204 Yeah. Um... 1730 01:13:01.342 --> 01:13:03.068 do you sell towels? 1731 01:13:03.206 --> 01:13:05.726 I got kitchen towels. 1732 01:13:05.864 --> 01:13:07.141 Okay. 1733 01:13:09.074 --> 01:13:10.800 [plastic bag rustling] 1734 01:13:10.938 --> 01:13:13.768 [coins clinking] 1735 01:13:13.906 --> 01:13:16.357 Um, do you know? 1736 01:13:16.495 --> 01:13:17.772 Uh, two of those. 1737 01:13:17.910 --> 01:13:20.085 -Thanks. -Ta. 1738 01:13:20.223 --> 01:13:22.259 Leaving again? 1739 01:13:23.226 --> 01:13:25.470 [chuckles] Trying to. 1740 01:13:25.608 --> 01:13:30.060 Actually, um, could I leave my stuff here? 1741 01:13:30.198 --> 01:13:31.993 [stammers] I’m getting the morning boat, 1742 01:13:32.131 --> 01:13:34.893 and I don’t want to have to lug it all the way back to... 1743 01:13:35.031 --> 01:13:36.101 where I’m staying. 1744 01:13:36.239 --> 01:13:38.137 Yeah, sure. 1745 01:13:38.275 --> 01:13:40.105 Thanks. 1746 01:13:40.243 --> 01:13:42.418 Everything okay? 1747 01:13:42.556 --> 01:13:44.592 Um... 1748 01:13:44.730 --> 01:13:47.595 My son, he knows you. 1749 01:13:47.733 --> 01:13:49.908 He played me "Raspberry Fair." 1750 01:13:50.046 --> 01:13:51.841 I liked it. 1751 01:13:54.982 --> 01:13:57.018 Cool. Thank you. 1752 01:14:00.436 --> 01:14:02.334 [door creaking] 1753 01:14:02.472 --> 01:14:05.026 ♪ ♪ 1754 01:14:25.495 --> 01:14:27.635 [water continues running] 1755 01:14:37.300 --> 01:14:39.336 [soft clattering outside room] 1756 01:14:41.442 --> 01:14:43.306 Herb, it’s Charles. 1757 01:14:43.444 --> 01:14:45.239 Obviously. 1758 01:14:45.550 --> 01:14:50.002 Just to say I-I left a bowl of soup outside your door. 1759 01:14:50.140 --> 01:14:51.832 In case you want it. 1760 01:14:51.970 --> 01:14:54.144 -HERB: No, thanks. -Well, it’s there. 1761 01:14:54.282 --> 01:14:55.939 I mean... 1762 01:14:56.077 --> 01:14:59.184 just so you don’t step in it, was my point. 1763 01:14:59.322 --> 01:15:01.566 I don’t want it. 1764 01:15:03.602 --> 01:15:06.674 And, Herb, for what it’s worth, I’m sorry. 1765 01:15:08.504 --> 01:15:11.230 I really didn’t mean to do whatever it is that I’ve done. 1766 01:15:14.889 --> 01:15:16.960 I guess it’s one of them, Herb. 1767 01:15:17.098 --> 01:15:20.239 Some things... 1768 01:15:20.654 --> 01:15:22.966 Some things, you just can’t get back. 1769 01:15:47.025 --> 01:15:49.165 [birds calling] 1770 01:16:02.419 --> 01:16:03.731 [sighs] 1771 01:16:11.739 --> 01:16:14.017 MICHAEL: Help yourself. 1772 01:16:14.155 --> 01:16:15.640 I made coffee. 1773 01:16:15.778 --> 01:16:17.814 Thanks. Yeah, I didn’t know you were... 1774 01:16:17.952 --> 01:16:20.230 -Just got back this morning. -Oh. 1775 01:16:21.231 --> 01:16:23.199 Uh, did you... did you see your puffin? 1776 01:16:23.337 --> 01:16:25.926 I saw a whole circus. 1777 01:16:26.064 --> 01:16:30.033 That’s the term-- a circus of puffins. 1778 01:16:31.276 --> 01:16:33.623 [clicks tongue] Great. 1779 01:16:33.761 --> 01:16:35.694 Hear the gig went well. 1780 01:16:36.902 --> 01:16:38.801 Charlie says you brought it forward a couple days. 1781 01:16:38.939 --> 01:16:40.492 I’m sorry I missed it. 1782 01:16:40.630 --> 01:16:43.668 But I suppose he wanted it to be a private thing. 1783 01:16:43.806 --> 01:16:47.395 I mean, that’s what he paid for, so... 1784 01:16:50.640 --> 01:16:52.815 Yeah. I guess so. 1785 01:16:52.953 --> 01:16:55.680 I’m just glad it all worked out. 1786 01:16:56.646 --> 01:16:58.337 Yeah. Uh, me, too. 1787 01:16:59.442 --> 01:17:02.031 I mean, I know what happened. 1788 01:17:03.791 --> 01:17:07.139 I see you, Herb McGwyer. 1789 01:17:07.277 --> 01:17:09.383 See right through you. 1790 01:17:11.212 --> 01:17:12.697 And I get it. 1791 01:17:12.835 --> 01:17:15.320 All the stuff since Nell-- 1792 01:17:15.458 --> 01:17:19.220 the collaborations, collabs-- 1793 01:17:19.358 --> 01:17:21.222 it’s embarrassing. 1794 01:17:23.604 --> 01:17:25.502 I mean, look at you. 1795 01:17:26.780 --> 01:17:28.713 You’re a joke. 1796 01:17:28.851 --> 01:17:30.197 [Michael sets mug on table] 1797 01:17:30.335 --> 01:17:33.338 Guess we’d better get this boat, huh? 1798 01:17:38.032 --> 01:17:40.103 ♪ ♪ 1799 01:17:43.313 --> 01:17:45.108 [sets mug on table] 1800 01:17:47.214 --> 01:17:49.285 MICHAEL: Thanks for everything, Charlie boy. 1801 01:17:49.423 --> 01:17:50.735 -Fare thee well. -Oh. 1802 01:17:50.873 --> 01:17:52.564 -Fare ye well indeed. -Fare thee well. 1803 01:17:52.702 --> 01:17:54.393 CHARLES: And love to Nell, of course. 1804 01:17:58.535 --> 01:18:00.089 [grunts] 1805 01:18:02.816 --> 01:18:05.094 [birds calling] 1806 01:18:22.836 --> 01:18:25.114 ♪ ♪ 1807 01:18:37.851 --> 01:18:40.163 ♪ ♪ 1808 01:18:49.345 --> 01:18:51.347 No, no, no. 1809 01:18:52.693 --> 01:18:54.350 No. 1810 01:18:55.592 --> 01:18:56.904 Herb! 1811 01:18:57.733 --> 01:18:59.804 Herb! 1812 01:19:01.115 --> 01:19:03.324 Herb! 1813 01:19:04.291 --> 01:19:06.465 No, Herb! 1814 01:19:08.398 --> 01:19:10.573 Oh, my God, Herb. Herb! 1815 01:19:10.711 --> 01:19:11.850 Herb! 1816 01:19:11.988 --> 01:19:14.646 [grunts] Come on. 1817 01:19:14.784 --> 01:19:17.200 Herb! Herb! Herb! 1818 01:19:17.338 --> 01:19:18.823 Oh, mercy me. 1819 01:19:18.961 --> 01:19:20.307 That’s cold. Herb! 1820 01:19:20.445 --> 01:19:22.343 -What are you doing? -[Herb panting] 1821 01:19:22.481 --> 01:19:23.586 Herb, don’t do it! 1822 01:19:23.724 --> 01:19:25.899 [grunts] Herb! 1823 01:19:26.900 --> 01:19:29.454 Herb! I’m gonna save you! 1824 01:19:29.592 --> 01:19:31.387 [yells] No! 1825 01:19:31.525 --> 01:19:33.113 Don’t do it, Herb! 1826 01:19:33.251 --> 01:19:34.459 Herb! 1827 01:19:34.597 --> 01:19:35.632 [muffled grunt] 1828 01:19:35.771 --> 01:19:37.220 Help me! 1829 01:19:39.947 --> 01:19:41.224 Herb! 1830 01:19:48.507 --> 01:19:50.751 [Charlie screams, gurgles] 1831 01:19:50.889 --> 01:19:53.236 Help me, Herb! 1832 01:19:58.483 --> 01:19:59.898 HERB: Charles! 1833 01:20:03.868 --> 01:20:05.904 [yelps, screams] 1834 01:20:06.042 --> 01:20:08.389 [both panting] 1835 01:20:09.425 --> 01:20:10.529 Oh, my God. 1836 01:20:10.667 --> 01:20:12.462 Thank God you’re okay! [spits] 1837 01:20:12.600 --> 01:20:13.878 What were you doing? 1838 01:20:14.016 --> 01:20:15.500 Oh, thank God you’re okay, Herb! 1839 01:20:15.638 --> 01:20:17.329 You were the one shouting for help, Charles. 1840 01:20:17.467 --> 01:20:19.090 [Charles yelling] 1841 01:20:19.228 --> 01:20:20.885 This was filling up. It’s... 1842 01:20:21.023 --> 01:20:22.921 It’s like swimming with an anvil, Herb. 1843 01:20:23.059 --> 01:20:25.751 No, no, I mean why... why were you out here? 1844 01:20:25.890 --> 01:20:26.994 You can stand up. 1845 01:20:27.132 --> 01:20:28.375 Why were you here?! 1846 01:20:28.513 --> 01:20:30.377 I was just swimming. 1847 01:20:31.757 --> 01:20:34.588 I thought it was more of a... 1848 01:20:34.726 --> 01:20:36.314 I was worried it was a situation. 1849 01:20:36.452 --> 01:20:39.558 -What? What situation? -[spits] 1850 01:20:39.938 --> 01:20:41.422 -Situation! -Wh-What do you mean? 1851 01:20:41.560 --> 01:20:43.045 Like a bad one, basically! 1852 01:20:43.183 --> 01:20:44.978 Well, it was pretty drowny out there for a minute. 1853 01:20:45.116 --> 01:20:46.634 I was just swimming, Charles. 1854 01:20:46.772 --> 01:20:48.395 Yeah, in your knick-knocks. 1855 01:20:48.533 --> 01:20:51.570 It doesn’t exactly instill confidence, does it? 1856 01:20:56.575 --> 01:20:58.474 -You okay? -No. 1857 01:21:02.029 --> 01:21:04.411 You missed your boat. 1858 01:21:04.756 --> 01:21:06.965 I’ll get a later one. There’s a boat at 5:00. 1859 01:21:07.103 --> 01:21:09.726 Sometimes. Sometimes. 1860 01:21:11.556 --> 01:21:15.146 Why don’t you stay? Just stay... one night, 1861 01:21:15.284 --> 01:21:18.804 and we’ll have dinner. 1862 01:21:18.943 --> 01:21:20.806 I-I have a halibut. 1863 01:21:20.945 --> 01:21:22.947 Hell of a halibut. 1864 01:21:23.085 --> 01:21:25.087 -Did you, um... -We’ll eat that, break bread. 1865 01:21:25.225 --> 01:21:28.159 Did you pay Nell anyway? 1866 01:21:28.538 --> 01:21:31.403 I’ll pay you, too, Herb. I... You don’t have to do the gig. 1867 01:21:31.541 --> 01:21:33.578 I’ll pay you, too. I-I-I’ll pay you, too. 1868 01:21:33.716 --> 01:21:35.442 And then tomorrow you set sail, 1869 01:21:35.580 --> 01:21:38.997 you-you-you set off with the money. 1870 01:21:41.034 --> 01:21:43.105 Take the money and run. 1871 01:21:43.968 --> 01:21:47.074 Well, that’s my indecent proposal. 1872 01:21:47.212 --> 01:21:49.076 Decent proposal, really. 1873 01:21:49.214 --> 01:21:51.354 It’s not a bad one. 1874 01:22:04.436 --> 01:22:07.094 Just don’t suddenly go swimming, man, 1875 01:22:07.232 --> 01:22:09.648 in your underpants. 1876 01:22:24.767 --> 01:22:26.803 ♪ ♪ 1877 01:22:33.569 --> 01:22:35.364 [sighs] 1878 01:22:43.096 --> 01:22:45.132 [tapping in distance] 1879 01:23:06.360 --> 01:23:08.500 ♪ ♪ 1880 01:23:17.613 --> 01:23:19.684 [sighs] 1881 01:23:36.045 --> 01:23:38.461 ♪ ♪ 1882 01:24:10.183 --> 01:24:12.599 ♪ ♪ 1883 01:24:12.737 --> 01:24:14.808 [cell phone vibrating] 1884 01:24:16.672 --> 01:24:18.708 [chuckles] 1885 01:24:18.846 --> 01:24:20.055 Zeb. 1886 01:24:20.193 --> 01:24:21.642 Hey. I, um... 1887 01:24:21.780 --> 01:24:23.920 [chuckling]: I was just about to call you. 1888 01:24:24.059 --> 01:24:27.648 Yeah, I know. Um, I-I guess the rice. 1889 01:24:27.786 --> 01:24:29.098 Back from the dead. 1890 01:24:29.236 --> 01:24:30.789 [grunts] 1891 01:24:33.033 --> 01:24:35.794 [grunting, panting] 1892 01:24:36.830 --> 01:24:38.832 Well, I mean, that’s, um... 1893 01:24:38.970 --> 01:24:41.697 [panting heavily] 1894 01:24:51.086 --> 01:24:53.812 [clock ticking] 1895 01:24:58.265 --> 01:25:01.096 [alarm ringing] 1896 01:25:01.234 --> 01:25:03.615 [sighs] Finally. 1897 01:25:07.447 --> 01:25:09.311 Right, then, old friend. 1898 01:25:09.449 --> 01:25:11.520 Let’s get you over with. 1899 01:25:11.658 --> 01:25:13.487 [knocking] 1900 01:25:13.625 --> 01:25:15.489 [Charles sighs] 1901 01:25:16.283 --> 01:25:17.629 CHARLES: Oh, um... 1902 01:25:17.767 --> 01:25:19.321 -Hello. -Hello. 1903 01:25:19.459 --> 01:25:20.874 -I’m sorry I’m so late. -It’s all right. 1904 01:25:21.012 --> 01:25:22.531 [Amanda chuckles] 1905 01:25:25.913 --> 01:25:28.019 Sorry. In what way late? 1906 01:25:28.157 --> 01:25:30.815 Oh, for the, um... 1907 01:25:30.953 --> 01:25:32.817 uh, for this. 1908 01:25:32.955 --> 01:25:34.853 Uh... 1909 01:25:35.199 --> 01:25:37.856 AMANDA: He, uh... he dropped it off. 1910 01:25:37.994 --> 01:25:40.342 Your friend. Uh, I can’t remember his name. 1911 01:25:40.480 --> 01:25:42.896 -Herb. -Herb. 1912 01:25:43.034 --> 01:25:44.518 He’s doing the bloody gig. 1913 01:25:44.656 --> 01:25:46.037 -Herb is. -[chuckles] 1914 01:25:46.175 --> 01:25:48.660 Oh, my God. Herb, mate, what you doing? 1915 01:25:48.798 --> 01:25:50.938 He’s doing it. 1916 01:25:51.767 --> 01:25:53.148 Oh, crikey. 1917 01:25:53.286 --> 01:25:55.219 I’ve just baked an entire halibut. 1918 01:25:55.357 --> 01:25:57.186 Uh, have it after. 1919 01:25:57.324 --> 01:25:58.981 Got to be, hasn’t it? 1920 01:25:59.119 --> 01:26:00.327 Gig, then fish. 1921 01:26:00.465 --> 01:26:02.018 -Delish. -Delish. 1922 01:26:02.157 --> 01:26:03.503 [laughs] 1923 01:26:03.641 --> 01:26:05.367 Flask. 1924 01:26:07.334 --> 01:26:10.372 Sorry. Just gonna get a thermos flask for the gig. 1925 01:26:10.510 --> 01:26:11.959 Oh. 1926 01:26:12.788 --> 01:26:14.928 ♪ ♪ 1927 01:26:17.827 --> 01:26:20.244 [rocks clattering] 1928 01:26:20.382 --> 01:26:23.074 HERB: ♪ There’s only one taste I receive ♪ 1929 01:26:23.212 --> 01:26:25.145 -Okay. Oh, my God. -♪ There’s only one place... ♪ 1930 01:26:25.283 --> 01:26:26.940 -It’s started. -[footsteps crunching] 1931 01:26:27.078 --> 01:26:28.735 -[shushing] -[Amanda chuckling] 1932 01:26:28.873 --> 01:26:30.461 Don’t crunch them. 1933 01:26:30.599 --> 01:26:33.740 ♪ For your sweet heart ♪ 1934 01:26:33.878 --> 01:26:35.742 -All right. -Hello. 1935 01:26:35.880 --> 01:26:38.538 HERB: Thought you weren’t coming. 1936 01:26:38.883 --> 01:26:40.643 -Sit ourselves there. -♪ And there is only ♪ 1937 01:26:40.781 --> 01:26:43.474 ♪ One light that will shine ♪ 1938 01:26:43.612 --> 01:26:47.409 ♪ Only one sight so sublime ♪ 1939 01:26:47.547 --> 01:26:52.655 ♪ Only one place in the world I need as mine ♪ 1940 01:26:54.036 --> 01:26:57.453 ♪ Is your sweet heart. ♪ 1941 01:26:57.833 --> 01:26:59.214 -CHARLES: Oh, God. -[Amanda laughs] 1942 01:26:59.352 --> 01:27:01.561 -Yes, please. Yes, please. -Thank you. 1943 01:27:01.699 --> 01:27:03.114 [chuckles]: Thanks very much. 1944 01:27:03.252 --> 01:27:05.116 Okay, Wallis Island, how you feeling? 1945 01:27:05.254 --> 01:27:07.567 Well, well, well, fantastic, Herb. 1946 01:27:07.705 --> 01:27:09.396 We’ll start with a couple old classics. 1947 01:27:09.534 --> 01:27:11.260 -Yes. -Um, and this is 1948 01:27:11.398 --> 01:27:13.089 track number five from our first album, Morning Haze. 1949 01:27:13.228 --> 01:27:14.746 -Okay, Charl... -"Raspberry Fair"! 1950 01:27:14.884 --> 01:27:16.334 -Thank-thank you, Charles. -CHARLES: Correctamundo. 1951 01:27:16.472 --> 01:27:18.681 Uh, you-you know this one, Amanda, at least. 1952 01:27:18.819 --> 01:27:21.753 ♪ You’ve been talking to no one ♪ 1953 01:27:21.891 --> 01:27:23.686 ♪ Looking at nothing ♪ 1954 01:27:23.824 --> 01:27:27.449 ♪ Wandering nowhere in particular ♪ 1955 01:27:27.587 --> 01:27:30.314 ♪ Eyes bright and bold ♪ 1956 01:27:30.452 --> 01:27:33.593 ♪ Marigold in your hair ♪ 1957 01:27:33.731 --> 01:27:35.767 Everybody now! 1958 01:27:35.905 --> 01:27:40.289 -[singing along] -♪ Raspberry Fair ♪ 1959 01:27:40.427 --> 01:27:43.775 ♪ I feel a tap on my arm from behind ♪ 1960 01:27:43.913 --> 01:27:46.882 -♪ Raspberry Fair... ♪ -Ooh. 1961 01:27:47.020 --> 01:27:52.439 ♪ Freedom is exploring your constriction ♪ 1962 01:27:55.960 --> 01:27:59.791 ♪ Like you’re living inside a whale. ♪ 1963 01:28:02.242 --> 01:28:03.864 ♪ Now the summer’s here ♪ 1964 01:28:04.002 --> 01:28:05.694 -Ooh, that’s hot. -♪ The days are long ♪ 1965 01:28:05.832 --> 01:28:07.282 -Thank you. -♪ The skies are blue ♪ 1966 01:28:07.420 --> 01:28:09.076 Careful. 1967 01:28:15.669 --> 01:28:18.016 ♪ And the summer’s here ♪ 1968 01:28:19.535 --> 01:28:22.055 ♪ And I’m with you. ♪ 1969 01:28:22.952 --> 01:28:24.713 -Oh, sorry. -Oh, that’s bright. 1970 01:28:24.851 --> 01:28:26.646 -AMANDA: Whoo! -CHARLES: Yes, please, Herb! 1971 01:28:26.784 --> 01:28:29.027 ♪ And if we can’t go home ♪ 1972 01:28:29.165 --> 01:28:32.030 ♪ I guess we’ll stay out ♪ 1973 01:28:32.168 --> 01:28:34.688 ♪ And if we’re forced to roam ♪ 1974 01:28:34.826 --> 01:28:39.072 ♪ Let’s find something to sing about. ♪ 1975 01:28:41.626 --> 01:28:43.248 -[song ends] -Oh! 1976 01:28:43.387 --> 01:28:44.836 -It had to end. -There we go. 1977 01:28:44.974 --> 01:28:46.873 All good things, Herb. Another one of them. 1978 01:28:47.011 --> 01:28:49.738 -Another one of them, Herb! -[Herb chuckles] 1979 01:28:52.879 --> 01:28:56.503 So, this is a song about lost love, 1980 01:28:56.641 --> 01:29:00.783 and it’s the last time I’m ever gonna play this. 1981 01:29:02.475 --> 01:29:04.546 So I hope you’re listening, Marie. 1982 01:29:06.306 --> 01:29:08.550 [gentle acoustic intro playing] 1983 01:29:20.493 --> 01:29:23.944 ♪ Sometimes when you sleep ♪ 1984 01:29:25.429 --> 01:29:27.741 ♪ You look like ♪ 1985 01:29:27.879 --> 01:29:32.125 ♪ You’re on the bottom of the sea ♪ 1986 01:29:34.265 --> 01:29:37.441 ♪ Sometimes when you smile ♪ 1987 01:29:39.028 --> 01:29:40.754 ♪ I can see ♪ 1988 01:29:40.892 --> 01:29:45.966 ♪ How you would’ve looked as a child ♪ 1989 01:29:47.796 --> 01:29:50.971 -♪ When your eyes are gold ♪ -[Nell’s harmony vocal plays] 1990 01:29:52.352 --> 01:29:55.631 ♪ Seems impossible to think ♪ 1991 01:29:55.769 --> 01:29:59.186 ♪ We could ever grow old ♪ 1992 01:30:00.912 --> 01:30:04.778 ♪ When your eyes are bright ♪ 1993 01:30:04.916 --> 01:30:08.230 ♪ It seems impossible to think ♪ 1994 01:30:08.368 --> 01:30:12.855 ♪ You’re not creating the light ♪ 1995 01:30:14.270 --> 01:30:17.791 ♪ Let’s walk in the sun ♪ 1996 01:30:18.999 --> 01:30:23.935 ♪ Let our palms read to each other ♪ 1997 01:30:24.073 --> 01:30:26.144 ♪ What’s to come ♪ 1998 01:30:27.836 --> 01:30:31.149 ♪ Let’s walk in the rain ♪ 1999 01:30:32.323 --> 01:30:34.601 ♪ And let the wind ♪ 2000 01:30:34.739 --> 01:30:38.536 ♪ Carry us home again ♪ 2001 01:30:38.674 --> 01:30:40.780 [quiet chatter] 2002 01:30:40.918 --> 01:30:45.474 ♪ When the sky’s full of stars ♪ 2003 01:30:45.612 --> 01:30:49.582 ♪ It seems impossible to think ♪ 2004 01:30:49.720 --> 01:30:54.310 ♪ That they don’t know who we are ♪ 2005 01:30:54.794 --> 01:30:59.005 ♪ When the trees are in bloom ♪ 2006 01:30:59.143 --> 01:31:02.526 ♪ It seems impossible to think ♪ 2007 01:31:02.664 --> 01:31:07.082 ♪ That they’re not doing it for you ♪ 2008 01:31:09.015 --> 01:31:10.810 -♪ Our love... ♪ -[Charles sighs] 2009 01:31:10.948 --> 01:31:12.846 CHARLES: That’s lovely, in’t it? 2010 01:31:12.984 --> 01:31:14.607 [song fades] 2011 01:31:14.745 --> 01:31:17.023 Just the sheer... 2012 01:31:17.161 --> 01:31:19.577 majesty of it, power. 2013 01:31:20.613 --> 01:31:24.444 It is a serious contender, isn’t it? 2014 01:31:24.582 --> 01:31:25.825 Shh. 2015 01:31:25.963 --> 01:31:27.412 It... 2016 01:31:27.551 --> 01:31:29.414 Yeah, shh. 2017 01:31:29.553 --> 01:31:31.002 The waves. 2018 01:31:31.140 --> 01:31:32.521 No, shh like... 2019 01:31:32.659 --> 01:31:34.005 -Shut up? -Don’t say anything. 2020 01:31:34.143 --> 01:31:35.731 Yeah. Sling your hook. 2021 01:31:35.869 --> 01:31:39.355 -Just take it in, Charles. -Take it in. Drink it in. 2022 01:31:39.494 --> 01:31:41.357 Glug, glug. 2023 01:31:42.358 --> 01:31:43.670 [sighs] 2024 01:31:43.808 --> 01:31:46.052 Water, water everywhere. 2025 01:31:46.190 --> 01:31:48.675 You would be absolutely bonkers, well, to drink it. 2026 01:31:48.813 --> 01:31:50.090 Well, you would be. 2027 01:31:50.228 --> 01:31:52.023 Packed full of salt. 2028 01:31:54.888 --> 01:31:56.890 -HERB [sighing]: Ah, yes. -Right, well, don’t forget 2029 01:31:57.028 --> 01:31:58.305 -your, uh... There you are. -Yeah. 2030 01:31:58.443 --> 01:32:00.169 -You got it? The money. -Yeah. 2031 01:32:00.307 --> 01:32:02.517 The magnificent moola. 2032 01:32:02.655 --> 01:32:05.623 Oh. Love that. 2033 01:32:06.382 --> 01:32:08.212 Herb McGwyer with the ocean. 2034 01:32:08.350 --> 01:32:09.834 If you could see yourself now. 2035 01:32:09.972 --> 01:32:11.871 Well, you wouldn’t be there. You... 2036 01:32:12.009 --> 01:32:13.217 Shut up. 2037 01:32:13.355 --> 01:32:15.978 Shut up and shove off, Charles. 2038 01:32:17.980 --> 01:32:19.603 -Thank you, Charles. -Oh, God, right. 2039 01:32:19.741 --> 01:32:21.708 We’re doing that, are we? 2040 01:32:22.537 --> 01:32:23.676 [Charles grunts] 2041 01:32:23.814 --> 01:32:26.989 [sighs] Thank you, Charles. 2042 01:32:29.233 --> 01:32:31.615 Thank you, Herb, really. 2043 01:32:34.928 --> 01:32:36.965 Really. 2044 01:32:39.208 --> 01:32:41.625 [sighs]: Okay. 2045 01:32:42.729 --> 01:32:44.766 -Okay. -Okay. 2046 01:32:59.677 --> 01:33:02.024 There he is. 2047 01:33:02.162 --> 01:33:04.199 Herb McGwyer. 2048 01:33:05.580 --> 01:33:07.305 Legend. 2049 01:33:08.548 --> 01:33:10.274 Waving. 2050 01:33:10.412 --> 01:33:12.034 Oh, wave back. 2051 01:33:17.212 --> 01:33:19.110 The double. 2052 01:33:25.427 --> 01:33:27.843 [boat departing] 2053 01:33:27.981 --> 01:33:29.189 Right. 2054 01:33:29.327 --> 01:33:32.192 A little bit of lunch, methinks. 2055 01:33:33.953 --> 01:33:36.300 First, breakfast. 2056 01:33:36.438 --> 01:33:38.371 The thorny issue of breakfast. 2057 01:33:39.406 --> 01:33:41.201 [ticking] 2058 01:33:51.798 --> 01:33:54.352 ["Sky Child" by McGwyer Mortimer playing] 2059 01:33:54.490 --> 01:33:56.492 [sighs] 2060 01:34:07.607 --> 01:34:10.265 ♪ I’m sky child ♪ 2061 01:34:12.992 --> 01:34:16.098 ♪ I’m the bright child ♪ 2062 01:34:18.618 --> 01:34:21.103 ♪ I’m sky child ♪ 2063 01:34:24.451 --> 01:34:26.764 ♪ I can fly child ♪ 2064 01:34:29.802 --> 01:34:34.082 ♪ The sky above me ♪ 2065 01:34:34.220 --> 01:34:39.846 ♪ Says I don’t understand ♪ 2066 01:34:41.054 --> 01:34:45.369 ♪ Why you won’t love me ♪ 2067 01:34:45.507 --> 01:34:50.685 ♪ When I know that you can ♪ 2068 01:34:50.823 --> 01:34:53.411 ♪ Because ♪ 2069 01:34:56.760 --> 01:34:59.245 ♪ I’m sky child ♪ 2070 01:35:01.903 --> 01:35:03.421 ♪ I live in light child ♪ 2071 01:35:08.323 --> 01:35:11.326 -♪ I’m sky child ♪ -[knocking] 2072 01:35:13.846 --> 01:35:17.884 ♪ The sky above me ♪ 2073 01:35:18.022 --> 01:35:23.407 ♪ Says I don’t understand ♪ 2074 01:35:24.166 --> 01:35:28.964 ♪ Why you won’t love me ♪ 2075 01:35:29.102 --> 01:35:34.418 ♪ When I know that you can ♪ 2076 01:35:34.556 --> 01:35:36.903 ♪ Because ♪ 2077 01:35:40.044 --> 01:35:42.806 ♪ Look to the sky ♪ 2078 01:35:45.567 --> 01:35:48.604 ♪ Don’t ask why ♪ 2079 01:35:51.055 --> 01:35:53.437 ♪ Yeah, we can fly ♪ 2080 01:35:57.579 --> 01:36:01.963 ♪ And fly, my lovely ♪ 2081 01:36:02.101 --> 01:36:06.864 ♪ Put your heart in my hand ♪ 2082 01:36:08.072 --> 01:36:12.594 ♪ And try to love me ♪ 2083 01:36:12.732 --> 01:36:18.289 ♪ Like I know that you can. ♪ 2084 01:36:19.774 --> 01:36:21.879 [song ends] 2085 01:36:25.331 --> 01:36:28.575 -[Herb clearing throat] -[guitar strumming] 2086 01:36:30.094 --> 01:36:31.820 HERB: Okay, this is, um, 2087 01:36:31.958 --> 01:36:35.790 "The Ballad of Wallis Island" by Chris Pinner. 2088 01:36:35.928 --> 01:36:37.515 Take one. 2089 01:36:38.862 --> 01:36:41.209 [acoustic guitar playing gentle intro] 2090 01:37:10.479 --> 01:37:14.345 ♪ You opened my eyes ♪ 2091 01:37:14.483 --> 01:37:17.693 ♪ Helped me remember ♪ 2092 01:37:17.832 --> 01:37:21.594 ♪ Outside it’s July ♪ 2093 01:37:21.732 --> 01:37:25.563 ♪ My head’s in December ♪ 2094 01:37:25.701 --> 01:37:28.981 ♪ It’s bad for my health ♪ 2095 01:37:29.119 --> 01:37:34.469 ♪ I’m tired of lying to myself ♪ 2096 01:37:40.682 --> 01:37:44.237 ♪ I needed a friend ♪ 2097 01:37:44.375 --> 01:37:47.896 ♪ To throw me a lifeline ♪ 2098 01:37:48.034 --> 01:37:51.727 ♪ Remember to lend ♪ 2099 01:37:51.866 --> 01:37:55.697 ♪ Not to keep taking all the time ♪ 2100 01:37:55.835 --> 01:37:59.252 ♪ Gotta move on ♪ 2101 01:37:59.390 --> 01:38:04.568 ♪ Stop chasing something I don’t want ♪ 2102 01:38:10.643 --> 01:38:14.233 ♪ I’m leaving the island ♪ 2103 01:38:14.371 --> 01:38:17.926 ♪ I’m leaving the island behind me ♪ 2104 01:38:18.064 --> 01:38:21.585 ♪ Back to the mainland ♪ 2105 01:38:21.723 --> 01:38:26.348 ♪ Back to my family ♪ 2106 01:38:29.869 --> 01:38:34.115 ♪ And the people who love me ♪ 2107 01:38:40.224 --> 01:38:43.676 ♪ The waves will rise ♪ 2108 01:38:43.814 --> 01:38:47.438 ♪ The rain will pour ♪ 2109 01:38:47.576 --> 01:38:51.097 ♪ I keep my eyes ♪ 2110 01:38:51.235 --> 01:38:57.345 ♪ Fixed on the shore ♪ 2111 01:39:17.227 --> 01:39:20.851 ♪ I’m leaving the island ♪ 2112 01:39:20.989 --> 01:39:24.613 ♪ Leaving the island behind me ♪ 2113 01:39:24.751 --> 01:39:28.652 ♪ Back to the mainland ♪ 2114 01:39:28.790 --> 01:39:33.070 ♪ Back to my family ♪ 2115 01:39:36.901 --> 01:39:41.837 ♪ And the people who love me. ♪ 2116 01:39:43.494 --> 01:39:45.220 [song ends] 2117 01:39:45.358 --> 01:39:46.842 Okay, great. Got that one. 2118 01:39:46.981 --> 01:39:49.121 Let’s, um... 2119 01:39:49.259 --> 01:39:51.571 [laughing]: Let’s do something else.