1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:04,472 (dark dramatic music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:19,720 (dramatic music) (flames whoosh) 5 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,064 (static crackling) 6 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:32,166 - [Edgar] Believe nothing you hear, 7 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,335 and only half of what you see. 8 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:38,739 - That was the great Edgar Allen Poe, 9 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:43,277 and his words couldn't be more true, especially now. 10 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,878 Good evening everyone, 11 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:49,049 and welcome to your live podcast guide into the unknown. 12 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:50,451 Are you ready to take a journey 13 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,487 with me into "The Night Time World"? 14 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:57,425 (dark contemplative music) 15 00:01:06,534 --> 00:01:11,305 (dark contemplative music continues) 16 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:39,333 (dark contemplative music continues) 17 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:53,414 (dark contemplative music continues) 18 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:07,461 (dark contemplative music continues) 19 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:19,307 (dark contemplative music continues) 20 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:26,146 I will be opening up the lines in just a few minutes 21 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:29,383 to hear your voices over the night, 22 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:32,386 but as always, I have some great stories to share with you 23 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:35,756 to help us pass the time. 24 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,592 The first is about an ad in the back page classifieds 25 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:42,930 for, well, you'll just have to hear for yourself. 26 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:46,166 And then a few on the subject of eternal life. 27 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:52,139 That's right, my personal favorite, vampires. 28 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,141 Before I get to the stories, I'd like to start the night 29 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,477 by addressing some of the feedback and calls 30 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,946 from last week's show, 31 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,782 one on the concept of the undead, 32 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:05,553 specifically the supernatural. 33 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,521 I started this podcast to look at the stranger 34 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:10,691 more frightening side of life, 35 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,661 the things hidden by the light of day. 36 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,729 There's a reason why we fret at night, 37 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:18,131 why fear comes to us as we're lying in bed 38 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,534 waiting for sleep, 39 00:03:20,568 --> 00:03:22,970 because sleep is the closest thing to death 40 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,773 that life has to offer us. 41 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,441 I believe that every time we sleep, 42 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:29,877 we're experiencing a little death, 43 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:34,081 we shut down, and our souls leave our bodies. 44 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:35,449 For where? 45 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:37,017 I don't know. 46 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,687 But you've told me of your out-of-body experiences, 47 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:44,292 and let me tell you, I think of death all the time. 48 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,195 I don't want to die. 49 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,098 I don't think anyone does. 50 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,666 Perhaps a few of you don't want to live anymore, 51 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:55,269 but how could anyone want death 52 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:57,738 without really knowing what that means? 53 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,940 Whether it's a quick death 54 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:03,644 or one from old age, painless or not. 55 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,946 The issue for me is nothing. 56 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:10,083 I'm not worried about heaven or hell. 57 00:04:10,117 --> 00:04:11,585 Either would be fine, I suppose. 58 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:15,022 But what if there's just nothing? 59 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:20,561 A few years ago, I had to be put under for a procedure. 60 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:22,596 They used some great drugs. 61 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,298 One minute I was awake, 62 00:04:24,332 --> 00:04:25,766 then they pumped that shit into me, 63 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,935 and the next thing I know, I'm waking up. 64 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:28,969 It was all over. 65 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:34,475 And in between, there was nothing. 66 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:36,276 I don't recall any dreams. 67 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:39,380 I don't remember anything positive or negative, 68 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:43,283 just nothing. 69 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,888 I see some of you want to talk about this. 70 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:49,723 Just hold tight for a moment. 71 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:55,929 What if there is no soul? 72 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,732 What if your brain is like a hard drive, 73 00:04:58,766 --> 00:05:00,734 except that when you turn the power off, 74 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,604 the drive goes dead? 75 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,573 Everything it has on it, all those pictures, 76 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:10,744 videos, sounds, music, experiences, 77 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:13,647 are just gone, and there's nothing? 78 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:18,419 That is what I fear most. 79 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:22,089 That is what keeps me up at night. 80 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:26,093 Now, for some of you, I suppose this might sound 81 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:28,929 like a real vacation. 82 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,433 My mother, may she rest in peace, worked in a nursing home, 83 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:35,235 and a real shitty one at that. 84 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,405 Some of the stories she told me about that place 85 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:40,040 would make you question human decency. 86 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:44,678 Some would make your skin crawl. 87 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,880 But one in particular stuck in my memory. 88 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:51,051 There was a woman there in her 90s, 89 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:54,655 and this was several years ago, mind you. 90 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,156 She was physically healthy for her age, 91 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:00,127 but her mind had lost touch with reality. 92 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:02,095 She spent most of her waking hours screaming, 93 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:06,967 just terrified, screaming all the time. 94 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,702 Even the doctors were unable to find any answers, 95 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:12,573 and they ultimately gave up on this poor woman. 96 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,975 But my mother refused to give up, 97 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:18,946 and tried to comfort her however she could. 98 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:22,416 One night, my mother sat up holding this poor woman's hand, 99 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:26,286 and suddenly she went quiet. 100 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,088 Her eyes were glued to a spot on the ceiling, 101 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,958 a look of pure terror on her face. 102 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,827 My mother called out to her, 103 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:37,598 but the woman never acknowledged that she was there. 104 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:40,601 Suddenly the faintest whisper, 105 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:44,705 "If the gas chamber doesn't get you, 106 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,807 they'll shoot you dead." 107 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,646 You see, the woman was a Holocaust survivor 108 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,382 reliving her time in the camp. 109 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,150 The nightmares she lived through 110 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:59,252 were the only thing left in her head, 111 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:02,490 and it was a 24 hour a day horror movie. 112 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,593 Eternal life would be a curse 113 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:09,763 if it was anything like what that woman was experiencing, 114 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,565 I'm sure she would've gladly traded in those days 115 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,066 for a blank hard drive. 116 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,804 What do you think? 117 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,039 If you could live forever, would you want to? 118 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,175 Let's take a call. 119 00:07:26,514 --> 00:07:30,050 The lines are open, so give me a ring if you'd like to chat. 120 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:38,592 (iPhone vibrating) 121 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:40,127 We have a call. 122 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:46,233 This is Nada, and you are on "The Night Time World". 123 00:07:47,935 --> 00:07:49,970 - [Caller] I'm being made to call you. 124 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:53,006 - Okay, so I take it you're not a big fan of the show. 125 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,675 - [Caller] I want to die. 126 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:58,045 - All right. 127 00:07:58,078 --> 00:08:00,180 Uh, one vote for not wanting eternal life, 128 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:01,214 albeit a strange one. 129 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:02,349 Thank you for calling. 130 00:08:02,382 --> 00:08:03,617 - [Caller] Listen, 131 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,954 she is making me call you. 132 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,557 - Who is making you call me? 133 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:11,659 - [Caller] This isn't a story. 134 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,293 This is for real. 135 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,962 So-so you listen, and you listen carefully. 136 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,298 She's standing right here, and she's gonna talk to you 137 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,499 when it's time. 138 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:23,003 - Are you in danger? 139 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,738 Is she going to hurt you? 140 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,541 - [Caller] She won't let me die. 141 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:29,376 - And this is a problem? 142 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:32,212 - [Caller] A month ago, I placed an ad on a website 143 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:36,049 for someone to kill me and record it on video. 144 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:38,952 - Why would you do that? - [Caller] Listen! 145 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:42,590 She answered the ad. 146 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,661 - Okay, I'll bite. 147 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:49,597 Put her on. 148 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,831 - [Caller] Not yet. 149 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,935 She wants me to tell you why she answered the ad. 150 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,470 - Why would anyone answer an ad like that? 151 00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,407 - [Caller] It's-it's, it's more like 152 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:03,577 a very bloody assisted suicide. 153 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:07,815 But this girl that answered, she's not human, 154 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,150 - Okay, I don't think I can help you, 155 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,219 and I have to take another call now. 156 00:09:12,252 --> 00:09:14,021 - [Caller] She says that you don't have any other calls. 157 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,389 She says that she is controlling your lines 158 00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:20,894 and that I'm the only person who can call in right now. 159 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,031 - Regardless, I have a show to do. 160 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,833 So best of luck to you, sir. 161 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,440 Well, I certainly hope that I'll be getting some calls soon, 162 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:37,410 but in the meantime, let's get into our first story. 163 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,446 It's called "The Back Page", 164 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,916 and it takes us back to a time not so long ago 165 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,585 when there was something called newspapers. 166 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,755 (dark tense music) 167 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,289 - That's when I found out 168 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,491 that the two chicks were actually two boys. 169 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,660 (woman laughs) 170 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,461 (Paul laughing) 171 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,363 (Paul whoops) 172 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,297 - No. 173 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,700 (Paul groans) 174 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,034 - Shane, come on. 175 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,469 Dude, I'm so fucking bad at this. 176 00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,171 Let's just go sit at the bar. 177 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,405 - Bad at what? 178 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,040 - I literally just smiled at that girl, 179 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:08,575 and she showed me like I was a leper. 180 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,677 - Oh, come on Paul. 181 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,044 You just gotta loosen up. 182 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,813 And how do you expect to meet somebody 183 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,715 when you're staring at your lame ass lite beer all night? 184 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,284 You gotta turn around and face your fucking opponent. 185 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,152 And so what if some chick thinks you're a leopard? 186 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,453 You know, it's just- - Leper. 187 00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:21,822 - What? 188 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:22,923 - A leper is someone with leprosy. 189 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,224 It's like a skin disease. 190 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,226 You said leopard, which is a cat. 191 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:27,661 - You got a cat? 192 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:28,662 - No, no dude. 193 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,130 A leopard is a cat. 194 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,298 What I'm trying to tell you is that girl- 195 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,766 - Oh my god, dude. 196 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,067 I don't even give a fuck about the words 197 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,068 coming outta your mouth right now. 198 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,203 What's up Catalina? 199 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,437 - Shane, hi. 200 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,172 - There's like a hundred hot girls here, dude. 201 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,507 One of 'em is bound to be into this hobo look 202 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:41,975 you got going on these days. 203 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,576 It's all a numbers game, man. 204 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:45,545 It's about presenting yourself to as many women 205 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,147 as physically possible. 206 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,481 And when I say physically, you know what I mean, 207 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:50,550 like physically, you know? 208 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,719 - Yeah, I know what you mean. 209 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,153 You don't need to mime boobs. 210 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,354 - Oh, I'm glad you have a vague memory 211 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,288 of what boobs look like. 212 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,289 - Fuck you. 213 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,691 - Fuck me? 214 00:10:57,725 --> 00:10:59,226 Sorry, I think this chick's got dibs on my dick 215 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,160 for the night. 216 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,896 - Yeah, she seems real into you. 217 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,833 - Dude, I don't care if she's dumb as fuck. 218 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,534 What I care about is she has a sister, 219 00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:08,969 and I think if we play our cards right- 220 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,403 - Hold on, wait. 221 00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,538 You think her sister would be into me? 222 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,506 - You? - Yeah. 223 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,376 (Shane laughing) 224 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,544 - Dude, no. 225 00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:18,979 No, you didn't let me finish. 226 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,714 I'm saying I think I can fuck 'em both. 227 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:26,053 Alright, fine. I'll ask. 228 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:29,056 Hey, uh, you think your sister would be into Paul? 229 00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,623 - [Catalina] Um. 230 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:31,759 - Exactly. 231 00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,094 Sorry, it didn't work out, bro. 232 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,695 - I'm just out of practice. 233 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,397 I mean, it's been six months since Emily, and I- 234 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,599 - No, tell me you did not just fucking say 235 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,768 that horrible word. 236 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,102 What's the first commandment? 237 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,937 - I know, I know. - No, say it. 238 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,605 - I'm not allowed to say the evil- 239 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,808 - No, say it like we chiseled it into goddam stone. 240 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,142 - Stone? 241 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,744 We wrote it with Sharpie on a pizza box. 242 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,880 - It was symbolism, you piece of shit. Now say it. 243 00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,381 - All right. 244 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,017 Thou shalt not say thy evil swine's name aloud 245 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,786 for she hath ruined thine life. 246 00:11:58,819 --> 00:11:59,953 - Exactly. 247 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,054 And what's the second command? 248 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:02,890 - Get pussy. 249 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:03,924 - Amen. 250 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,425 Now peace be with you. 251 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,827 Uh, go get 'em, tiger. 252 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:09,362 - Come on Shane, I need your help. 253 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,864 I mean, I'm rusty. 254 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,366 In fact, I'm pretty much an out of shape ball of rust. 255 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:17,905 Now-now you, you, my friend, are a well-oiled machine. 256 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,206 If there's a hundred hot girls here, 257 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,474 you've probably banged 95 of them. 258 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,609 - 95? 259 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:23,977 No. 260 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:27,915 Well, uh, are we counting mouth stuff? 261 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,216 Because if we're counting mouth stuff, 262 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,584 I might be pretty close, actually. 263 00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:35,355 And I also believe I finger blasted this bartender, 264 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,858 which might explain why I can't get a fucking drink 265 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,793 to save my life tonight. 266 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:41,862 Oh hey, yeah. 267 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,963 Very nice, very nice. 268 00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,798 Same finger I used on you. 269 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,601 Alright, all right, dude, I'm sorry. 270 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:49,937 Sorry. 271 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,504 You know, you just need something 272 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,772 to get you back into the swing of things, you know, 273 00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:53,907 like, uh, 274 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,310 (snaps fingers) I got it, dude. 275 00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,080 You need a fucking massage. 276 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,883 - You want me to have a spa day? 277 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,317 What the hell are you talking about? 278 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:07,087 - No, I'm talking about a fucking massage, 279 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,057 like when where you have sex with the person, 280 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,392 like a, like a mass-fuck. 281 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,426 No, that's dumb. 282 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,394 That's dumb. 283 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:17,464 Like a fuck-sage? 284 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:23,736 You, my friend, need a fuck-sage. 285 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:26,173 - Yeah, thanks, but I'm not trying to go to jail. 286 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,607 - Oh my god, Paul. 287 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,476 You're not gonna go to jail, you nerd. 288 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,311 There's a thing out there, it's called the internet, 289 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,546 and on it, you can do a lot of stuff, okay? 290 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:36,083 It won't make you as handsome and awesome 291 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:38,451 and as hugely donged as me, 292 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,520 but it'll definitely help you find a site 293 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,955 to get your dick sucked. 294 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,892 - I don't know, man. 295 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,360 - Relax, okay? 296 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:49,029 I've done it a couple times. 297 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,098 I know which sites are safe and discrete. 298 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,365 You're definitely not gonna get arrested. 299 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,167 Besides, Paul, look at me. 300 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,569 You need this. 301 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,375 - I just don't think I've completely hit rock bottom. 302 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:03,376 - Hey. 303 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,311 - Hi! 304 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,712 Um. 305 00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,514 Back at 'cha. 306 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,449 - Is anyone sitting here? - No, no. 307 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,383 Uh, all yours. 308 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,584 Go ahead. - Thanks. 309 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,893 - So, I'm-I'm Paul. 310 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:20,827 - Casey. 311 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,761 - Tight. 312 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,096 Super tight. 313 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,899 I've always dug boys names on girls. 314 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,034 - Sorry, what? 315 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,635 - What the fuck are you saying? 316 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,003 - I don't fucking know! 317 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,440 So I'm-I'm Paul, by the way. 318 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,142 - Still Casey. 319 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:37,077 - Yeah, still tight. 320 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,212 So, uh. 321 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,982 My mom's birthday coming up! 322 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,287 - Happy birthday to your mom. 323 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,322 - Thanks, that-that's really nice of you. 324 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,926 I'm gonna, I'm gonna text her that you said that. 325 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:53,927 Oh, my phone's dead. 326 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,162 Can I borrow yours? 327 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,330 - No. 328 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:58,798 Um, I don't, like, give my phone out to- 329 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,333 - Oh yeah, yeah. - Random people I just met. 330 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,169 - Exactly, yeah, totally. 331 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,437 No, I get that. 332 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:08,308 Um, so do you, uh, live in the area, or? 333 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,143 - No actually, I just moved from New York. 334 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,612 - Oh yeah. New York! 335 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,281 I've never understood the whole Big Apple thing. 336 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,016 I mean, the city doesn't look like an apple. 337 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,785 Do you guys just-just walk around eating apples, or- 338 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,954 - [Casey] Finally! 339 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,355 - Hey, is this guy bothering you? 340 00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,290 - No. 341 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,527 - All right, give me the names of those fucking websites. 342 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,795 - All right. 343 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:31,064 Paul's gonna get his dick sucked tonight! 344 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,365 - Who's Paul? 345 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,569 (soft tense music) 346 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,880 - "Hard day at the office? 347 00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:49,349 Need to blow off some steam? 348 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,184 Cum", of course she spelled it that way, 349 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,920 "to my private studio and allow my soothing touch 350 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,389 to jerk your troubles away." 351 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,857 Well now she's not even being subtle 352 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,993 about the fact that she jacks off dudes. 353 00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:04,331 "In call only, 300 rose donation." 354 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,302 (keys stroking) 355 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,244 (message whooshes) 356 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,214 (liquor pours) 357 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,021 Whoa, why are you yelling? 358 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,825 "Feeling lonely? 359 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:37,030 Experience a sensual full-body massage from me, Kate. 360 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:40,267 No Croatians/Vietnamese"? 361 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,702 That's-that's very specific. 362 00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:44,104 How do you get, 363 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,605 I'm already supporting prostitution. 364 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,507 I don't wanna support racist prostitution. 365 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,579 (cellphone vibrates) 366 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,387 Shit. 367 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,590 (soft tense music) 368 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,327 (Paul sighs) 369 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,665 (Paul groans) 370 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,600 Hmm? 371 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,275 (newspaper crinkles) 372 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,411 "Total relaxation. 373 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,814 Allow me to take your body to total relaxation. 374 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,417 Price negotiable, will come to you. 375 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,185 Lilith." 376 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,125 (call dialing) 377 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,761 (phone ringing) 378 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,669 (Paul sighs) 379 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,837 Oh, thank god. 380 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,272 That was stupid. 381 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,074 You don't actually wanna buy a prostitute. 382 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:58,978 (cellphone vibrating) 383 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,280 What do I say? 384 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,149 What do I say? Fuck. 385 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,450 Uh, hello. 386 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,552 Hi, Lilith. How's it going? 387 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,919 Ah, yes. 388 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,922 Uh, oh, would you like to touch my penis for $78? 389 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,259 Yes, I-I do know that's an offensively small 390 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,394 amount of money to offer for your services. 391 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,795 Oh, you're sending your pimp 392 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,130 to stab me in the throat right now? 393 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,565 Sounds great. 394 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,133 I'll leave the porch light on for him. 395 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,302 (sighs) Fuck. 396 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,836 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 397 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,505 Hello there. 398 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,774 - [Lilith] You call me? 399 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,542 - No. 400 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,511 - [Lilith] You sure about that? 401 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,715 - Second command? - Get pussy. 402 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,116 Pussy, pussy. 403 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,352 Yes. I called you. 404 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,820 I want total relaxation. 405 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,756 - [Lilith] (chuckles) Well, okay. 406 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:44,857 Where do you live? 407 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,559 - 616 Hanover Lane. 408 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,428 - [Lilith] I'll be there in 20. 409 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,070 (Paul exhales) 410 00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,206 - Fuck. 411 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,376 (soft tense music) 412 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,811 All right. 413 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,246 20 minutes. 414 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,680 I can just rest my eyes. 415 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,223 (tense foreboding music) 416 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,426 (knocking at door) 417 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,598 (music fades) 418 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:32,805 Fuck! 419 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,575 (Paul groaning) 420 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:40,980 Hey! 421 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:41,914 Who's there? 422 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,518 Who the fuck is there? 423 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,020 - [Lilith] It's Lilith. 424 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,722 - [Paul] Who? 425 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:51,291 - [Lilith] You called me. 426 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:56,396 The ad in the paper? 427 00:19:56,429 --> 00:20:00,267 - Oh, I think you have the wrong, um, 428 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,901 the wrong- - The wrong? 429 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,002 - The wrong nothing. 430 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:03,936 You're in the right place. 431 00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,104 - Well good. 432 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:06,539 Glad I still know how to read. 433 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:07,940 - I'm sorry, I fell asleep, 434 00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,742 and I had no idea what was going on, 435 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,143 and then, honestly, I'm still kinda drunk, and I 436 00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:12,345 stubbed my toe on the table. 437 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,281 - No worries. I'm over it. 438 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,015 And if I hadn't heard you whimper 439 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,585 like a little girl, I'd probably be driving 440 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:23,423 home right now, and not looking at your cute brown eyes. 441 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,925 (Paul chuckles) (soft music) 442 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,561 So, are your neighbors cool with us 443 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,997 doing this on the porch, or should we maybe 444 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,299 go inside your house? 445 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,367 - Oh, yeah. 446 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,502 Of course. 447 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:43,075 (bag thumps) 448 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,377 So. 449 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,313 I'm Paul. 450 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,414 - [Lilith] Lilith. 451 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,448 - Tight! 452 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,450 Super. 453 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,485 So, do you come here often? 454 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:54,321 - To your house? 455 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,255 - Yeah. 456 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,157 - No. (scoffs) 457 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,258 - [Paul] All right, good point. 458 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,493 Good point. 459 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,061 Makes sense, good point. 460 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,731 So, are you, like, doing this to pay for college, 461 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:05,965 or what? 462 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:08,267 - I'm not answering stupid questions. 463 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,402 - Okay. 464 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,537 Lilith's a pretty cool name. 465 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:11,904 Is that like your real name? 466 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:12,972 - Try again. 467 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,341 - [Paul] Oh, okay. 468 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,809 Uh, how long you been doing this? 469 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:17,577 - I don't know. 470 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:18,711 What year is it? 471 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,013 - What? - A while. 472 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,649 Longer than I feel like talking about. 473 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,050 - [Paul] Oh. 474 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,052 I-I'm sorry. 475 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,153 - It's okay. 476 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,788 I know you mean well. 477 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,424 You people always mean well. 478 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,059 - Do you not like doing this? 479 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,428 - Yes and no. 480 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,965 The job is kind of a necessary evil, though. 481 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,768 Hey, do you wanna go to your bedroom? 482 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:43,936 - Um. 483 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,338 Well. 484 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:47,674 I mean, can't we just kinda hang out and talk first? 485 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,142 You know, chit-chat, and- 486 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,378 - Yeah, sure. 487 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,316 Part VI is better. 488 00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:01,588 - Well yeah, but this one has the cooler poster. 489 00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:04,424 You know, I never expected my, uh, masseuse? 490 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:05,592 What should I call your job? 491 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,094 - Call me whatever you want. 492 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:11,631 Call girl, hooker. 493 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,100 Lady of the night. 494 00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,435 Just don't call me whore. 495 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,770 That word is so Deuteronomy. 496 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:22,241 - Okay, well, I never expected a beautiful woman 497 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,877 like yourself to be so into horror movies. 498 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,680 Do you wanna watch a movie? 499 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:34,220 - Did you really invite me over here for a movie? 500 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:40,026 You know, by now, most guys would be begging me 501 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,661 to tear them apart. 502 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,296 (Paul chuckling) 503 00:22:44,330 --> 00:22:46,566 - I guess I'm not most guys. 504 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,100 - That's okay. 505 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,702 We'll go at your speed. 506 00:22:49,736 --> 00:22:51,804 But at some point, I'm gonna need to get 507 00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,506 what I came here for. 508 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,779 These are cute. 509 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,649 Are you sure you're old enough to have a girl over? 510 00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:04,183 - Hey, I'm 24. 511 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,854 - Okay, but if your parents come home soon, 512 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,222 I don't have to explain to them what I'm doing 513 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,991 to their little boy. 514 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:13,526 - Okay. 515 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,263 First off, every inch of this sprawling 900 square foot 516 00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,698 estate is all mine. 517 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,300 No parents, no roommate, and no girlfriend. 518 00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:24,837 Secondly, those action figures are worth more than my car. 519 00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,673 In fact, depending on how things go tonight, 520 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,575 I might wind up having to pay you 521 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,176 with one of them. 522 00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:34,447 (soft tense music) 523 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:46,959 (soft tense music continues) 524 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:58,838 (soft tense music continues) 525 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,278 - Do you really think I'm only worth 526 00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:07,947 one of those toys? 527 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,152 Come on. 528 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:14,554 Let's do this. 529 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:17,490 - Yeah. 530 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:19,492 Definitely. 531 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,771 What's in this thing? 532 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,205 Because I should probably say this right now, 533 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,841 if it's sex toys, I really don't want 534 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:36,543 anything inside of me. 535 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:38,511 - It's my massage table. 536 00:24:39,646 --> 00:24:41,581 Is this your bedroom? 537 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:42,715 - Yeah. 538 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,954 - (scoffs) You sleep on an air mattress? 539 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,856 - Well, my ex took a lot of stuff 540 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:53,660 when she moved out, so I'm currently in between mattresses. 541 00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:56,028 - That's depressing. 542 00:24:56,062 --> 00:24:58,064 - Agreed. 543 00:24:58,097 --> 00:24:59,866 Should we go back to the living room? 544 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,805 I could've just deflated it. 545 00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:12,745 - I don't wanna do it downstairs. 546 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:15,147 I wanna do it in here. 547 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:20,086 You don't want your neighbors hearing us, 548 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:23,790 you know, if things start to get a little crazy. 549 00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:25,892 - Yeah. 550 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,294 I think I wanna get crazy. 551 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:29,562 - Oh do you? 552 00:25:30,597 --> 00:25:31,698 - Yeah. 553 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:36,736 (smacking skin lightly) 554 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:42,208 - Great, now help me set up this table. 555 00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:53,285 (door slams) - What the fuck? 556 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,787 - Let's get you outta these clothes. 557 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:57,056 - Wait. Wait! 558 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,024 Wait. 559 00:25:58,057 --> 00:25:59,258 I need to say something first. 560 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:02,561 I just went through a really rough breakup, 561 00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:04,163 and I've kind of let myself go. 562 00:26:04,196 --> 00:26:06,365 Like not I need a crane to get myself 563 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:07,867 out the door, let myself go, 564 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:08,868 but I should definitely not be getting touched 565 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,502 by a woman like you. 566 00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:12,872 I mean, at my physical peak, I was a seven at best, 567 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,540 and right now, I'm a solid five and a quarter, 568 00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,142 which I'm okay with. 569 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,409 I really am. 570 00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:18,611 But you, you, 571 00:26:19,511 --> 00:26:20,947 you're a goddess. 572 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,682 I mean, you're basically the most gorgeous woman 573 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:24,383 who's ever talked to me, let alone laid her hands on me, 574 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,085 and just to be clear, I'm not delusional. 575 00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:28,087 I know this isn't gonna be some "Pretty Woman" 576 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,189 type scenario where I woo you into falling in love with me, 577 00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:33,092 because let's be honest, I'm no Richard Gere. 578 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,027 In fact, if anything, I'm more of a Richard Dreyfuss, 579 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:38,130 and that movie would've never worked with Dreyfuss. 580 00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:39,298 (Paul sighs) 581 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,232 Okay. 582 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:42,301 Look. 583 00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:43,870 I know the only reason you're here 584 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,872 is because I'm paying you to be here, 585 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:48,140 but thank you. 586 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,810 I need this. 587 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,881 And I really hope that I don't disappoint you. 588 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:01,888 - I'm not a goddess. 589 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:05,057 They'd be pretty pissed off at the comparison. 590 00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:09,028 Paul, don't worry about disappointing me. 591 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:11,330 You seem like a great guy. 592 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:16,002 In fact, kinda wish we'd met under different circumstances. 593 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,806 But it was meant to be. 594 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,440 We're here. 595 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,109 Tonight. 596 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,344 Alone. 597 00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:28,981 And I can sense your sadness, and your loneliness. 598 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:32,118 But I'm gonna make it all go away. 599 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,822 I don't care about the outside. 600 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,589 This? 601 00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:39,391 This is just flesh. 602 00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:43,730 It's what's under the flesh that I desire. 603 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:50,202 (soft tense music) 604 00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:03,682 (soft tense music continues) 605 00:28:12,491 --> 00:28:17,930 (soft tense music continues) (Paul breathing heavily) 606 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:22,068 It's time to relax. 607 00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:33,746 (Paul breathing heavily) 608 00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:46,793 (soft tense music continues) 609 00:28:55,634 --> 00:28:59,471 (soft tense music continues) 610 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:07,113 (liquid spurting) 611 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:18,357 (Paul muttering) 612 00:29:18,390 --> 00:29:19,892 Shh, just relax. 613 00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:22,829 - What the fuck? 614 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,363 - Let it all go. 615 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,535 (Paul slumping) 616 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:35,074 (Paul breathing heavily) 617 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:40,179 (liquid spurts) 618 00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:44,016 (Paul struggling) 619 00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:53,292 (Paul breathing heavily) 620 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:58,564 (liquid spurts) (Paul whimpering) 621 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,010 (Paul whimpering) 622 00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:14,013 (Paul snorting) 623 00:30:19,852 --> 00:30:22,121 (mattress squeaking) 624 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:25,591 (bright playful music) 625 00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:36,468 - What are you doing to me? 626 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:39,038 - [Lilith] Relax. 627 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,442 - Why can't I feel anything? 628 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:49,315 - I said relax! 629 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:57,089 (Paul screaming) 630 00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:01,493 - What are you? 631 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:05,631 (Paul screaming) 632 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:08,567 (liquid spraying) 633 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:13,039 (Paul sputtering) 634 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,574 (tentacle writhing) 635 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:18,377 (Lilith groans) 636 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,014 (tentacle pumping) 637 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:24,583 (Paul squelches) 638 00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:27,586 (tentacle pumping) 639 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:35,394 (slurping drink) 640 00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:43,435 - Hey. 641 00:31:45,771 --> 00:31:46,672 Hey! 642 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:51,177 (Bartender sighs) 643 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:56,315 Hey! 644 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:57,916 - Whoa, shit, whoa. 645 00:31:57,950 --> 00:31:59,651 What the fuck? 646 00:31:59,685 --> 00:32:01,253 What? What? Hey. 647 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:03,489 - Time to go home. - Okay. 648 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:04,823 - Like now. - Okay, okay, all right, 649 00:32:04,856 --> 00:32:06,525 I'm going. I'm going, 650 00:32:06,558 --> 00:32:07,759 I'm out the door. Hang on. 651 00:32:07,793 --> 00:32:09,228 Hey, wait a minute. 652 00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:11,197 Catalina? 653 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:13,765 Catalina, where you at? 654 00:32:13,799 --> 00:32:14,833 Where you at, girl? 655 00:32:14,866 --> 00:32:16,168 - Dude. 656 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:17,803 That chick left like three hours ago, 657 00:32:17,836 --> 00:32:19,305 when she went to the bathroom 658 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,339 and you tried to make out with her sister. 659 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:21,473 - Whatever, whatever. 660 00:32:21,507 --> 00:32:22,641 Her sister's hotter anyway. 661 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:23,709 It's fine. 662 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:24,943 - You're sad. 663 00:32:24,977 --> 00:32:27,013 And I don't care. 664 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:28,380 (snaps fingers) Time to go. 665 00:32:28,414 --> 00:32:30,149 - Well dude, I can't drive. 666 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:32,051 I'm fucking wasted. 667 00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,519 - Yeah, I know. 668 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:36,822 And I hope that there's ice on all of the roads. 669 00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,090 - What? 670 00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,925 That is so mean. 671 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,860 - I don't care. 672 00:32:41,893 --> 00:32:43,029 Come on. 673 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:44,930 - Well, you know what this is. 674 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,133 You over-served me. 675 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,634 (laughs) Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. 676 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:49,601 Look at all that. 677 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,103 You're a criminal. 678 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,839 Yeah, look away, law breaker. 679 00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:55,674 Look away from this crime scene 680 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:58,477 that you have committed. 681 00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:00,479 So you know what has to happen now? 682 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,048 You need to take me home. 683 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:03,049 - No. 684 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:04,216 - Okay. 685 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,351 You need to take me to a home. 686 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,619 Preferably your home. 687 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:08,887 You know? 688 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,656 Did I tell you how sexy you're looking tonight? 689 00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:13,125 I've been, I've been looking at you all night, 690 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,294 just ogling, wow. 691 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,495 Look at that. 692 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:17,796 Wowza. 693 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,798 Just, just thinking of that time, remember? 694 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:23,935 It was you and me in the storage shed? 695 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:25,104 - Ah, gross. 696 00:33:25,137 --> 00:33:26,538 No, ugh. 697 00:33:26,572 --> 00:33:28,074 - You're right, that was pretty gross. 698 00:33:29,975 --> 00:33:31,210 - Look. 699 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:32,344 I'll take you to Paul's house 700 00:33:32,378 --> 00:33:35,047 if you promise not to touch me. 701 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,018 - Deal. 702 00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:42,854 (crickets chirping) 703 00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:43,922 (door creaking) 704 00:33:43,955 --> 00:33:45,091 Hello? 705 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,192 Paul? 706 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,327 You home? 707 00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:51,563 'Cause I am. (snickers) 708 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,432 Car was too drunk to drive, 709 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,534 and then that mean bartender lady, 710 00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:58,270 she, uh, she said that my place was too far, 711 00:33:58,304 --> 00:34:00,439 so, uh, here I am. 712 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:01,740 (soft tense music) 713 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:05,411 (light switch clicking) 714 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:09,014 What are you, too broke to afford light bulbs? 715 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,516 The fuck is wrong with you? 716 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:23,095 (Shane exhaling) 717 00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:27,366 Oh. Paul! 718 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,301 I'm taking the last beer! 719 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:31,703 I'll get more in the morning, 720 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:34,840 so, uh, don't be a pussy about it. 721 00:34:37,943 --> 00:34:40,779 (Shane exhaling) 722 00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:46,118 All right, Paul. Last chance. 723 00:34:46,152 --> 00:34:48,220 I'm coming up. 724 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:49,588 You better not be naked, dude. 725 00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:52,624 I've had a weird enough night as it is, 726 00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:53,959 and I don't think I could stand 727 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:55,261 seeing your dick right now. 728 00:34:56,462 --> 00:34:59,998 (tense eerie music) 729 00:35:00,031 --> 00:35:01,833 (Shane laughs) 730 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:04,035 Are these panties, dude? 731 00:35:04,069 --> 00:35:05,537 Are you serious? 732 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:08,474 Did you get with one of those massage chicks? 733 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:10,776 Oh, I can't believe you did it. 734 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:12,178 Paul? 735 00:35:12,211 --> 00:35:14,446 (dark tense music) 736 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,718 What the fuck? 737 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:24,623 What the fuck? 738 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,427 What the fuck is this? 739 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:31,330 Oh Jesus. 740 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:33,832 Oh fuck me. 741 00:35:37,035 --> 00:35:39,538 - Not the happy ending one would expect. 742 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,041 (iPhone vibrating) 743 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:44,443 Oh, I see I have a caller 744 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,577 who would like to discuss this tale. 745 00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:52,884 This is Nada, and you're on "The Night Time World". 746 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:59,157 Is someone there? 747 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:05,063 - [Vampire 1] Sorry, I was eating. 748 00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:09,868 So you just hang up on people who call you in distress? 749 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:10,802 - Who is this? 750 00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:14,506 - [Vampire 1] The woman who answered this guy's ad 751 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:15,674 to kill him. 752 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,577 Don't hang up on me. 753 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:20,746 - Why shouldn't I? 754 00:36:22,147 --> 00:36:23,815 - [Vampire 1] You talk about it, 755 00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:26,552 but I live in the night time world. 756 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,088 I've listened to you for quite some time, 757 00:36:30,121 --> 00:36:33,425 and I thought tonight was the perfect night 758 00:36:33,459 --> 00:36:37,062 to finally call in and meet. 759 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:38,196 - All right. 760 00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,366 Uh. 761 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:42,000 What about the other guy? 762 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,669 The one who called earlier, is he there with you? 763 00:36:43,702 --> 00:36:47,038 - [Caller] She's-she's not gonna kill me. 764 00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:49,475 She's-she's gonna let me, 765 00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:52,544 she's gonna let me live forever. 766 00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:55,146 - I see. 767 00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:57,182 - [Vampire 1] Let me describe the scene here 768 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,050 for you and your listeners. 769 00:36:59,084 --> 00:37:00,419 How's that? 770 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,853 - I'd rather you didn't. 771 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:04,456 - [Vampire 1] He's naked. 772 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:05,991 Very attractive. 773 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:08,260 Nice abs. 774 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:10,429 Shaved. 775 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:11,997 Even his cock and balls. 776 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,565 - This is not a sex line. 777 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,369 - [Vampire 1] A swimmer's body, I would say. 778 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:18,970 Are you? 779 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,740 - [Caller] Yes. 780 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:23,275 - Can we at least get to the part 781 00:37:23,309 --> 00:37:24,543 where this guy's gonna live forever? 782 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,244 - [Vampire 1] We'll get there. 783 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:29,581 But first, I'm going to bite his cock and balls off 784 00:37:29,615 --> 00:37:31,417 live on your show. 785 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,851 - For fuck's sake. 786 00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:36,455 - [Vampire 1] Vampires are dead below the waist. 787 00:37:37,423 --> 00:37:40,191 (caller screaming) 788 00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:43,829 (static buzzes) 789 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,997 - Okay, good. 790 00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:49,134 Well, I'm sorry to everyone for that. 791 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:50,769 To anyone out there who thinks that they're 792 00:37:50,802 --> 00:37:53,405 gonna call in here and hijack my show, 793 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:55,607 just take your patronage elsewhere. 794 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:59,177 (static buzzing) 795 00:37:59,210 --> 00:38:02,648 - [Vampire 1] I believe we got disconnected. 796 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:04,115 - How are you doing this? 797 00:38:05,317 --> 00:38:06,618 - [Vampire 1] You never had a vampire 798 00:38:06,652 --> 00:38:08,487 call into your show before? 799 00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:14,159 Let me tell your listeners my story. 800 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:16,328 - I don't seem to have much of a choice in the matter. 801 00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:18,497 - [Vampire 1] This guy here, 802 00:38:18,530 --> 00:38:22,200 he's very much alive, to his dismay. 803 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,636 You know that's why he's crying, right? 804 00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:27,906 Oh, it's not because I orally castrated him. 805 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:28,874 - Right. 806 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:31,176 It's because you're a vampire, 807 00:38:31,209 --> 00:38:33,712 and you've turned him into a vampire. 808 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:34,680 We get it. 809 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:35,681 - [Vampire 1] Tell him 810 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:36,915 what you wanted me to do . 811 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:40,085 - [Caller] Flay-flay me . 812 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,187 - What? 813 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:43,355 - [Vampire 1] He's starting to fade. 814 00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:44,490 Flay. 815 00:38:45,624 --> 00:38:47,225 This crazy motherfucker wanted me to start 816 00:38:47,258 --> 00:38:49,060 peeling off his skin. 817 00:38:49,094 --> 00:38:53,499 Had all the tools to basically dissect him bit by bit, 818 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:55,867 and record it. 819 00:38:55,901 --> 00:38:57,469 Can you believe that? 820 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:59,938 - No, actually I don't. 821 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:02,874 - [Vampire 1] I answered his ad because I'm tired 822 00:39:02,908 --> 00:39:05,477 of hearing people say they want to die. 823 00:39:06,645 --> 00:39:07,779 And this guy? 824 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:12,451 It's perhaps the grossest cry for attention 825 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,553 I have seen in a very long time. 826 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,622 - It's the second grossest call for attention 827 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:18,089 I've seen in a long time. 828 00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:20,692 - [Vampire 1] You have a vampire story. 829 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:21,627 Did I hear right? 830 00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:22,661 - Yes, I do. 831 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,195 - [Vampire 1] Tell it. 832 00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:25,531 Keep me company, Troy. 833 00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:27,633 Oops, sorry. 834 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:28,767 Nada. 835 00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:31,870 Tell them like you do, and maybe I'll take 836 00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:34,072 the fear away that keeps you up at night. 837 00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:35,507 - Is that a threat? 838 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:38,744 - [Vampire 1] Tell me a story. 839 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,950 - Well, I'm afraid we may have been hacked. 840 00:39:46,685 --> 00:39:48,787 I don't know how many people are watching 841 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,556 or listening right now, but 842 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:54,092 the show must go on. 843 00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:58,964 And so, I'd like to tell you about Scarlet. 844 00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:02,868 (dark tense music) 845 00:40:05,203 --> 00:40:06,104 - Is that her? 846 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,043 (Craig sighs) 847 00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:15,914 You should move now, then. 848 00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:17,983 - Hey. 849 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:18,784 You gonna move? 850 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,786 - Give him a minute. 851 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:22,488 - Craig? 852 00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:23,622 - Hold on. 853 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:30,962 I'm sorry. 854 00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:32,498 She's gonna tear me apart. 855 00:40:32,531 --> 00:40:33,932 - I can do it. 856 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:36,134 - No. - Why not? 857 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,068 - She'll slaughter you. 858 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,304 - Craig. 859 00:40:39,337 --> 00:40:42,941 - Just, do you ever wonder how long she's been around? 860 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:44,476 How many people like me she's offed? 861 00:40:44,510 --> 00:40:45,477 - She has offed- - I have a better shot. 862 00:40:45,511 --> 00:40:46,612 - Shh! 863 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:49,548 Finish your sentence. 864 00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:53,284 - You can either take action, 865 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:55,487 or you can wait for another little Gregory. 866 00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,358 (Craig sighs) 867 00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:01,493 - Look, man. 868 00:41:03,294 --> 00:41:06,798 You're the most affected out of all of us. 869 00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:08,734 And that makes you more breakable. 870 00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,769 - She's already expecting me. 871 00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,037 - I can do it right there in the street. 872 00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,371 - No you won't. 873 00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:15,473 You just sit there and shut up til it's over. 874 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:16,608 - [Denice] Stop! 875 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:17,676 - Then what are you waiting for? 876 00:41:17,709 --> 00:41:18,944 - Calm down! 877 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,650 One thing at a time. 878 00:41:35,126 --> 00:41:36,528 (Craig exhales) 879 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:37,863 Garlic water. 880 00:41:40,566 --> 00:41:41,900 (Robert sighs) 881 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:43,702 - Good luck, man. 882 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:52,944 (crickets chirping) 883 00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:02,020 (soft tense music) 884 00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:15,667 (soft tense music continues) 885 00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:28,780 - Craig. (laughing) 886 00:42:31,116 --> 00:42:34,519 - [Craig] So good to finally meet in person. 887 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:37,656 - You look a lot handsomer in real life. (laughing) 888 00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:38,924 - Thank you. 889 00:42:40,491 --> 00:42:41,793 You look like- 890 00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:44,362 - Do you wanna come back to mine? 891 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:45,697 - Yeah, sure. 892 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,268 - Are you shy? 893 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:51,169 - No. 894 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,239 - I'm shy, too. 895 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:57,108 (both chuckling) 896 00:43:04,683 --> 00:43:08,586 (sensual electronic music) 897 00:43:15,526 --> 00:43:18,229 (Craig grunts) 898 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:32,343 (sensual electronic music continues) 899 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:45,924 (music intensifying) 900 00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:50,228 (Craig grunts) 901 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:55,333 (Scarlet panting) 902 00:44:04,710 --> 00:44:06,544 - [Craig] What are you doing? 903 00:44:06,577 --> 00:44:10,348 - Is your heart always beating that fast? 904 00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:13,584 - [Craig] No. 905 00:44:13,618 --> 00:44:14,720 Yeah. 906 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:16,454 I don't know. 907 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:19,124 (Scarlet laughing) 908 00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:21,693 - [Scarlet] You might wanna get that checked out. 909 00:44:21,727 --> 00:44:23,394 - [Craig] Never noticed before. 910 00:44:24,429 --> 00:44:25,330 No one's ever- 911 00:44:32,403 --> 00:44:35,373 (soft tense music) 912 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,917 (both panting) 913 00:44:45,951 --> 00:44:47,052 Sorry. 914 00:44:47,786 --> 00:44:48,920 I'm sorry. 915 00:44:48,954 --> 00:44:50,688 - [Scarlet] What? 916 00:44:50,722 --> 00:44:51,923 Why? 917 00:44:51,957 --> 00:44:53,391 - [Craig] What? 918 00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:57,028 - Why are you so nervous? 919 00:44:57,062 --> 00:44:58,229 - [Craig] I'm not. 920 00:44:59,164 --> 00:45:00,398 - [Scarlet] You are. 921 00:45:02,934 --> 00:45:04,035 It's okay. 922 00:45:04,836 --> 00:45:06,571 Just relax. 923 00:45:06,604 --> 00:45:09,174 - I'm sorry, seriously, but ... 924 00:45:19,684 --> 00:45:23,488 (soft tense music continues) 925 00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:36,601 (soft tense music continues) 926 00:45:36,634 --> 00:45:37,735 You okay? 927 00:45:43,842 --> 00:45:47,412 (tense foreboding music) 928 00:45:56,387 --> 00:46:01,026 (tense foreboding music continues) 929 00:46:01,827 --> 00:46:04,162 (Craig groaning) 930 00:46:04,195 --> 00:46:07,298 (Scarlet panting) 931 00:46:17,142 --> 00:46:22,380 (Craig groaning) (soft tense music) 932 00:46:31,756 --> 00:46:35,460 (Craig continues groaning) 933 00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:43,801 (Craig choking) 934 00:46:54,112 --> 00:46:57,148 (Craig groaning) 935 00:47:01,752 --> 00:47:04,222 (Craig groans) 936 00:47:04,255 --> 00:47:05,290 - Fuck. 937 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,792 (Craig coughing) - Shh, shh. 938 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:08,927 Shh. 939 00:47:10,395 --> 00:47:12,363 (Craig choking) 940 00:47:12,397 --> 00:47:17,268 - Bitch! (Scarlet laughing) 941 00:47:17,302 --> 00:47:18,203 Bitch! 942 00:47:21,973 --> 00:47:23,841 (Scarlet sighs) 943 00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:26,978 - I don't think this is gonna work. 944 00:47:27,012 --> 00:47:30,048 (Craig grunting) 945 00:47:33,118 --> 00:47:36,287 (Scarlet shouting) 946 00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:41,859 (Scarlet laughing) 947 00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:43,361 By the end of tonight, 948 00:47:43,394 --> 00:47:47,332 you're gonna beg me to kill you! (laughs) 949 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:50,868 (shouts in foreign language) 950 00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:54,005 (both shout) 951 00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:57,075 (Craig coughing) 952 00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:01,446 (Craig coughing) 953 00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:10,922 (Scarlet exhaling) 954 00:48:10,956 --> 00:48:13,591 (dark tense music) 955 00:48:13,624 --> 00:48:16,161 (Craig coughs) 956 00:48:16,194 --> 00:48:19,197 (crickets chirping) 957 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:22,400 (soft eerie music) 958 00:48:31,776 --> 00:48:35,613 (soft eerie music continues) 959 00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:47,058 - Scarlet? 960 00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:49,560 Scarlet. (Scarlet gasps) 961 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:51,662 - Shit. 962 00:48:51,696 --> 00:48:54,765 You scared the hell out of me. (laughing) 963 00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:56,934 It's lovely to meet you. 964 00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:58,403 - Nice to meet you, too. 965 00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:01,172 - So do you wanna come back to mine? 966 00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:03,975 (dark foreboding music) 967 00:49:04,009 --> 00:49:06,111 - How was that one? 968 00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:07,545 My caller in the night, 969 00:49:08,679 --> 00:49:11,249 did it help your work go by faster? 970 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:15,653 (iPhone vibrating) 971 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:25,763 This is Nada, and you're on "The Night Time World". 972 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,799 - [Vampire 1] I love it when you say that. 973 00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:31,102 - Is this gonna go on all night? 974 00:49:31,136 --> 00:49:32,303 - [Vampire 1] You don't like me? 975 00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:34,705 I thought we had a bond, 976 00:49:34,739 --> 00:49:36,207 a real connection. 977 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:39,677 You've been talking to me for years now. 978 00:49:39,710 --> 00:49:40,745 - How's our boy? 979 00:49:40,778 --> 00:49:42,313 - [Vampire 1] He's dead. 980 00:49:42,347 --> 00:49:43,848 For a little. 981 00:49:43,881 --> 00:49:45,516 He'll be up and around tomorrow night, 982 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:47,585 and every night after that forever. 983 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:51,722 - Look, even if this is all true, 984 00:49:51,756 --> 00:49:55,193 and he is a vampire now, he can still die, 985 00:49:55,226 --> 00:49:56,427 and so can you. 986 00:49:57,595 --> 00:49:58,763 - [Vampire 1] You mean like the movies, 987 00:49:58,796 --> 00:50:00,465 or the stories you tell? 988 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:02,500 Yeah, kinda sorta. 989 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,869 There are some things that can get to us, 990 00:50:04,902 --> 00:50:07,004 but we're not afraid of crosses. 991 00:50:07,038 --> 00:50:09,974 We have reflections, we don't sparkle. 992 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:14,745 We don't turn into bats or wolves or snakes or mist. 993 00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:19,684 You ever wonder why in all those old Count Dracula movies, 994 00:50:19,717 --> 00:50:22,253 the clothes transform into the bat too? 995 00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:25,623 If I could turn into a bat, 996 00:50:25,656 --> 00:50:27,658 my clothes would fall off, 997 00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:29,594 and when I came back in human form, 998 00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:33,598 I would be bare ass naked, which could be fun, 999 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:37,335 watching the boys lose their shit. 1000 00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:41,406 But now that sex has been replaced by feeding for me, 1001 00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:43,941 I'd rather just keep my clothes on. 1002 00:50:43,974 --> 00:50:46,511 We fuck by feeding. 1003 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,846 Did you know that? 1004 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:51,649 - Is that what you wanted to tell me? 1005 00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:53,951 - [Vampire 1] I just wanna talk. 1006 00:50:53,984 --> 00:50:56,121 He's sleeping with the dead now. 1007 00:50:57,122 --> 00:50:58,889 My work here is done. 1008 00:50:58,923 --> 00:51:00,258 - What about sunlight? 1009 00:51:01,025 --> 00:51:02,760 Does that kill you? 1010 00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:04,829 - [Vampire 1] Oh, you want to interview this vampire? 1011 00:51:04,862 --> 00:51:06,297 Let me guess. 1012 00:51:06,331 --> 00:51:09,700 Your next question is how old am I? 1013 00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:14,339 - I asked because if sunlight kills you, 1014 00:51:14,372 --> 00:51:16,374 then dead boy walking can just walk outside 1015 00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,309 in the morning and kill himself. 1016 00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:21,579 - [Vampire 1] He will not want to do that. 1017 00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:23,548 It's not the same kind of death. 1018 00:51:24,415 --> 00:51:25,816 It's way worse. 1019 00:51:26,984 --> 00:51:31,289 And I'm 153, but I don't look a day over 18. 1020 00:51:32,557 --> 00:51:35,860 Born, died, and reborn in the great state of Ohio. 1021 00:51:35,893 --> 00:51:37,195 Go Buckeyes. 1022 00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:39,597 - And now, you sleep in a coffin. 1023 00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,332 - [Vampire 1] Are you kidding me, dude? 1024 00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:43,100 Would you sleep in a coffin? 1025 00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:45,503 No, I have a great apartment with heavy curtains, 1026 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:50,175 and a king-sized bed with memory foam. 1027 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:53,144 - So sunlight does kill you, then? 1028 00:51:53,178 --> 00:51:56,547 There must be something else, too, 1029 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:59,083 otherwise your kind would be overrunning the streets. 1030 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:01,686 - [Vampire 1] Let me tell you about my kind. 1031 00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:04,655 We are less than you think, 1032 00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,725 but more than you know. 1033 00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:11,962 Unlike the movies and the morals that create them, 1034 00:52:13,030 --> 00:52:15,766 we understand population control. 1035 00:52:16,967 --> 00:52:19,337 Vampires just don't go around biting people 1036 00:52:19,370 --> 00:52:21,406 and making more vampires. 1037 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,375 Some of our subjects are stumped. 1038 00:52:24,409 --> 00:52:26,911 Look, if vampires just made a vampire 1039 00:52:26,944 --> 00:52:29,814 with every bite, exponentially, we would overpopulate 1040 00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:33,518 the earth in no time, wiping out our own food supply. 1041 00:52:34,519 --> 00:52:35,953 We're actually an organized race, 1042 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:38,389 and frankly have learned to cultivate 1043 00:52:38,423 --> 00:52:41,192 a symbiotic relationship with humans. 1044 00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:43,561 Imagine that. 1045 00:52:43,594 --> 00:52:44,729 - And what about this guy? 1046 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:46,063 You turned him. 1047 00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:47,898 - [Vampire 1] Oh, there is something special 1048 00:52:47,932 --> 00:52:50,167 planned for him. 1049 00:52:50,201 --> 00:52:52,337 He's not ever going to feed. 1050 00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:53,471 Ever. 1051 00:52:54,972 --> 00:52:58,276 I 'm going to have him sealed up somewhere, 1052 00:52:58,309 --> 00:53:01,846 almost "Cask of Amontillado" like. 1053 00:53:01,879 --> 00:53:04,549 Ever read that Edgar Allen Poe story? 1054 00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,351 I love it. 1055 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:09,920 Seal him in and let him hunger for eternity 1056 00:53:09,954 --> 00:53:13,624 because he doesn't respect the beauty of life. 1057 00:53:14,592 --> 00:53:17,762 When I was alive, I had cancer. 1058 00:53:19,096 --> 00:53:22,667 I was the oldest daughter in my family of 12. 1059 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:25,703 My father died, and my mother needed me. 1060 00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:29,274 So when I fell ill, I wanted more life, 1061 00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:34,111 more time, and then one night, my prayers were answered, 1062 00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:35,446 and I was turned. 1063 00:53:36,381 --> 00:53:37,848 And guess what? 1064 00:53:37,882 --> 00:53:41,319 I-I didn't go on a bloodthirsty rampage 1065 00:53:41,352 --> 00:53:43,521 across the countryside. 1066 00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:45,990 No vampire hunters came for me. 1067 00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:48,993 I fed on livestock at first, 1068 00:53:49,026 --> 00:53:52,029 and then vagrants, and backwoods yokels. 1069 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:54,665 I never took too much. 1070 00:53:55,633 --> 00:53:57,101 Not enough to turn them, 1071 00:53:57,134 --> 00:53:59,136 but just enough to make them 1072 00:53:59,169 --> 00:54:01,138 feel tired all the time. 1073 00:54:01,171 --> 00:54:04,041 I raised my siblings, and I put my mother 1074 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,545 into the ground with natural causes. 1075 00:54:07,578 --> 00:54:10,515 - You're quite the humanitarian. 1076 00:54:10,548 --> 00:54:12,317 - [Vampire 1] Think what you will. 1077 00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:15,586 When I hear of people who want to throw their lives away, 1078 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:17,388 it pisses me off. 1079 00:54:19,056 --> 00:54:22,627 - So that gives you the right to do whatever you want? 1080 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:24,261 To torture people? 1081 00:54:27,632 --> 00:54:32,269 You wanted to live, and you got to live. 1082 00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:35,806 This guy wants to die, and you're taking that away from him. 1083 00:54:39,310 --> 00:54:40,745 - [Vampire 1] Tell me a story. 1084 00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,780 Another vampire story. 1085 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:44,849 - Are people able to listen? 1086 00:54:46,451 --> 00:54:49,754 - [Vampire 1] Nada, tell me a story. 1087 00:54:54,492 --> 00:54:56,160 (Vampire sighs) 1088 00:54:56,193 --> 00:54:59,330 (dark tense music) 1089 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:12,843 (dark tense music continues) 1090 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:17,147 - [Vampire 2] A man once said the blood is the life. 1091 00:55:18,282 --> 00:55:20,117 Greater words have never been more true 1092 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:23,354 from someone that does not exist. 1093 00:55:24,489 --> 00:55:26,791 My name no longer matters . 1094 00:55:27,658 --> 00:55:30,861 And my blood will be my death. 1095 00:55:32,630 --> 00:55:34,365 I have a sickness. 1096 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,001 A rare blood disease. 1097 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:40,170 I will be remembered as a hero 1098 00:55:40,204 --> 00:55:42,773 for changing the world through my work. 1099 00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,810 I will be remembered as the villain 1100 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:47,712 for the exact same. 1101 00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:50,114 So different. 1102 00:55:51,382 --> 00:55:54,985 Yet there's one thing both hero and villain share. 1103 00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:57,688 Death. 1104 00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:00,991 But I'm going to defy it . 1105 00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:04,094 I'm going to cure it. 1106 00:56:06,731 --> 00:56:09,800 Lab results number 101 show a perfect bond 1107 00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:13,070 of my DNA and of desmodus rotundus. 1108 00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:15,940 The vampire bat. 1109 00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:19,744 Death. 1110 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:22,680 I am going to defy it. 1111 00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:25,416 I'm going to cure it. 1112 00:56:27,284 --> 00:56:29,487 So in a world of heroes, 1113 00:56:30,187 --> 00:56:31,656 in a world of villains, 1114 00:56:33,390 --> 00:56:34,492 what am I? 1115 00:56:35,793 --> 00:56:39,163 (dark dramatic music) 1116 00:56:46,303 --> 00:56:47,905 Eight days. 1117 00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:49,774 Eight days with nothing. 1118 00:56:51,308 --> 00:56:54,612 Years ago, I created a cure. 1119 00:56:54,645 --> 00:56:58,082 Years ago, I created my curse. 1120 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:01,185 A man into myth. 1121 00:57:02,319 --> 00:57:06,123 And like the myth, I hunger for blood. 1122 00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:16,534 Clean blood. 1123 00:57:19,670 --> 00:57:21,606 Not innocent blood. 1124 00:57:22,406 --> 00:57:23,774 - Hey, you got a light? 1125 00:57:26,010 --> 00:57:26,777 Hi? 1126 00:57:26,811 --> 00:57:27,978 Do you have a light? 1127 00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:30,314 - No. 1128 00:57:30,347 --> 00:57:32,249 - (scoffs) Was I an idiot for even asking? 1129 00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:34,885 Are you just like every asshole in the city? 1130 00:57:35,586 --> 00:57:36,687 - No. 1131 00:57:37,622 --> 00:57:39,557 - Is no the only word you know? 1132 00:57:42,159 --> 00:57:43,060 - No. 1133 00:57:44,895 --> 00:57:47,297 - So what, are you on some kind of creepy night stroll, 1134 00:57:47,331 --> 00:57:49,099 or do you just prefer to listen to music 1135 00:57:49,133 --> 00:57:50,100 from the outside? 1136 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,571 - Music? 1137 00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:56,340 I prefer it when someone actually sings. 1138 00:57:56,373 --> 00:57:58,142 That- 1139 00:57:58,175 --> 00:57:59,844 - (scoffs) Apparently you need a crash course in good music, 1140 00:57:59,877 --> 00:58:01,278 because that was- 1141 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,080 - Why are you talking to me? 1142 00:58:03,113 --> 00:58:04,281 - I don't know. 1143 00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:08,786 Guy walking around alone at one a.m. 1144 00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:11,455 Seems like something you could use. 1145 00:58:11,488 --> 00:58:12,690 - I don't. 1146 00:58:12,723 --> 00:58:14,391 - Well I do. 1147 00:58:14,424 --> 00:58:16,561 You wanna court me, and go find a light for this thing? 1148 00:58:16,594 --> 00:58:18,696 - You shouldn't smoke. 1149 00:58:18,729 --> 00:58:21,398 It's bad for your blood. 1150 00:58:21,431 --> 00:58:24,134 - Hey, I thought you said you weren't an asshole. 1151 00:58:25,269 --> 00:58:26,637 - [Vampire 2] A friend. 1152 00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,840 A luxury I can't have. 1153 00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:33,611 Not with the hunger. 1154 00:58:42,687 --> 00:58:45,856 (dark tense music) 1155 00:58:54,531 --> 00:58:58,569 (dark tense music continues) 1156 00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:03,407 - Nice masks. 1157 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:04,809 Both of you, very nice. 1158 00:59:09,647 --> 00:59:12,182 (elevator dings) 1159 00:59:12,216 --> 00:59:15,185 (soft tense music) 1160 00:59:17,622 --> 00:59:19,690 - Is this the guy? 1161 00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:21,826 - (snickering) Fuck. 1162 00:59:21,859 --> 00:59:23,861 - Fuck. (laughing) 1163 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,495 - Fucking kidding me. - Fuck. 1164 00:59:25,529 --> 00:59:26,631 - No fucking way. - Fuck. 1165 00:59:27,732 --> 00:59:28,833 - Hey! 1166 00:59:30,034 --> 00:59:33,938 Cute coat! (thug 1 laughing) 1167 00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:35,940 Get him! - Okay. 1168 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:39,143 (dark tense music) 1169 00:59:41,345 --> 00:59:42,780 - Hey! 1170 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:43,914 Do it! 1171 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:47,351 (thug 1 grunts) 1172 00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:48,352 (blood spurts) 1173 00:59:48,385 --> 00:59:51,288 (thug 1 groaning) 1174 00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:58,095 (thug 2 grunting) 1175 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:08,673 (thug 2 yelps) (blood spurting) 1176 01:00:08,706 --> 01:00:10,841 (thug 2 shrieks) 1177 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:13,911 (thug 2 choking) 1178 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,981 (blade clatters) 1179 01:00:21,852 --> 01:00:25,022 (dark tense music) 1180 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,897 (both grunting) 1181 01:00:34,464 --> 01:00:37,301 (thug 3 screams) 1182 01:00:43,207 --> 01:00:48,645 (blade whooshes) (thug 3 grunting) 1183 01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:54,018 (blade clatters) 1184 01:00:54,051 --> 01:00:58,022 (tense dramatic rock music) 1185 01:01:09,199 --> 01:01:14,438 (all grunting) (blows landing) 1186 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:19,143 (thug 3 yelps) 1187 01:01:20,978 --> 01:01:26,216 (blow landing) (thug 3 grunts) 1188 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:32,356 (blade whooshes) 1189 01:01:37,995 --> 01:01:40,898 (blood gushes) 1190 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:46,303 (thug 4 screams) 1191 01:01:52,009 --> 01:01:55,012 (vampire growls) 1192 01:02:01,786 --> 01:02:07,024 (blow lands) (thug 4 grunts) 1193 01:02:11,929 --> 01:02:17,167 (blow lands) (thug 4 grunts) 1194 01:02:18,368 --> 01:02:21,205 (thug 4 yelping) 1195 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,310 (thug 4 yelps) 1196 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:34,184 (door clattering) 1197 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:43,660 - Hey, pal. 1198 01:02:43,693 --> 01:02:44,795 What's going on? 1199 01:02:45,662 --> 01:02:46,931 - Just let her go. 1200 01:02:48,632 --> 01:02:50,901 - I don't see that happening any time soon. 1201 01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:53,971 Do you have any idea, any idea, 1202 01:02:54,004 --> 01:02:55,605 how hard it is to catch the undead? 1203 01:02:55,639 --> 01:02:56,540 Do you? 1204 01:02:57,908 --> 01:02:58,809 - I'm alive. 1205 01:02:59,176 --> 01:03:01,178 - Okay, all right. Here, listen. 1206 01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:05,950 Werewolves, ugly, smelly, dead. 1207 01:03:05,983 --> 01:03:07,351 Witches? 1208 01:03:08,518 --> 01:03:10,420 Ugly, smelly, dead. 1209 01:03:11,856 --> 01:03:16,393 You, the undead, about to be dead. 1210 01:03:16,426 --> 01:03:17,862 - I'm alive. 1211 01:03:17,895 --> 01:03:19,729 - Not for long, you're not. 1212 01:03:19,763 --> 01:03:21,031 (dark dramatic music) 1213 01:03:21,065 --> 01:03:23,300 (Hunter groaning) 1214 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,135 - I'm the only one that knows some shit. 1215 01:03:25,169 --> 01:03:28,172 (heads crashing) (both grunting) 1216 01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:33,443 (blows landing) (both grunting) 1217 01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:37,114 (both groaning) 1218 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:41,185 (vampire crashes) 1219 01:03:41,218 --> 01:03:47,124 (kick lands) (both grunting) 1220 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:51,261 (tense foreboding music) 1221 01:03:51,295 --> 01:03:52,296 - Oh see, there's a mark on me, buddy. 1222 01:03:52,329 --> 01:03:53,597 You see, I got these. 1223 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:55,165 Sorry, can't hypnotize me. 1224 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:59,970 (punches landing) (vampire grunting) 1225 01:04:00,004 --> 01:04:03,107 (chains rattling) 1226 01:04:10,881 --> 01:04:12,216 Dad gave me this knife. 1227 01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:15,920 He killed a lot of undead ugly motherfuckers 1228 01:04:15,953 --> 01:04:17,321 with this knife now. 1229 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:22,592 Now, I'm gonna add you to the list. 1230 01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:25,295 (blade squelching) (both grunt) 1231 01:04:25,329 --> 01:04:29,199 Why won't you die? (vampire growling) 1232 01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:32,336 (Hunter grunting) 1233 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:37,474 - Well, here's the thing about me dying. 1234 01:04:37,507 --> 01:04:41,745 (blade squelches) (Hunter yelling) 1235 01:04:41,778 --> 01:04:44,481 It tends to happen a lot. 1236 01:04:44,514 --> 01:04:49,286 (vampire roaring) (blood splatters) 1237 01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:57,627 (witch crying) 1238 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:03,467 I'm sorry for the blood. 1239 01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:10,907 - That's okay. 1240 01:05:12,142 --> 01:05:14,044 I love the carnage. 1241 01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:25,689 - [Vampire 1] If you could live forever, would you? 1242 01:05:25,722 --> 01:05:27,157 You'll never get sick. 1243 01:05:27,824 --> 01:05:29,226 You'll stop aging. 1244 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:33,397 You'll live until the sun finally goes nova, 1245 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:36,466 and fries this globe into a cinder. 1246 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:38,868 - I never thought about it that way. 1247 01:05:38,902 --> 01:05:41,538 - [Vampire 1] You have to consider everything. 1248 01:05:42,239 --> 01:05:44,208 Can you kill to survive? 1249 01:05:45,009 --> 01:05:46,476 There is the blood thing. 1250 01:05:47,544 --> 01:05:48,979 - Are we talking about turning me 1251 01:05:49,013 --> 01:05:50,414 into a vampire now? 1252 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,816 - [Vampire 1] You're not a killer. 1253 01:05:52,849 --> 01:05:54,951 So you'll have to get creative. 1254 01:05:55,885 --> 01:05:57,521 I'll give you an example. 1255 01:05:57,554 --> 01:06:00,090 One of us that I know, she's a nurse, 1256 01:06:00,124 --> 01:06:02,059 and she will nip at the terminal, 1257 01:06:02,092 --> 01:06:04,094 anemic patients, but, 1258 01:06:04,128 --> 01:06:05,762 and this is the brilliant part, 1259 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:08,598 she simply helps herself to blood supply 1260 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,634 of the hospital she works in. 1261 01:06:11,901 --> 01:06:14,071 It's a pain because she has to keep moving around, 1262 01:06:14,104 --> 01:06:17,741 and she's gone to nursing school, like, eight times. 1263 01:06:18,942 --> 01:06:20,577 But she claims that she hasn't had to kill 1264 01:06:20,610 --> 01:06:24,081 a single mortal in over 50 years. 1265 01:06:24,881 --> 01:06:26,116 Not bad, right? 1266 01:06:26,150 --> 01:06:27,251 - Okay. 1267 01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:30,020 - [Vampire 1] What does your audience think? 1268 01:06:30,054 --> 01:06:32,522 This has to be good for ratings, right? 1269 01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:34,624 Should they vote? 1270 01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:37,794 Should Nada be turned or stay mortal? 1271 01:06:37,827 --> 01:06:40,664 What do you think, "Night Time World" listeners? 1272 01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:43,700 - How do I know that you won't seal me up 1273 01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,402 in a crypt for eternity? 1274 01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:47,771 - [Vampire 1] Because I like you. 1275 01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:49,706 You respect life. 1276 01:06:51,141 --> 01:06:53,977 I think you would seize the opportunities afforded you. 1277 01:06:54,010 --> 01:06:56,913 Consider the ability to pay it forward to people 1278 01:06:56,946 --> 01:06:58,815 who can't fight like we can. 1279 01:06:59,849 --> 01:07:02,886 I've killed pedophiles, serial killers, 1280 01:07:02,919 --> 01:07:05,589 been an avenging angel for some people. 1281 01:07:05,622 --> 01:07:07,924 - Judge, jury, and executioner. 1282 01:07:07,957 --> 01:07:10,827 - [Vampire 1] Spin it however you like. 1283 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,429 But I'm not ashamed. 1284 01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:14,431 I've done some good . 1285 01:07:14,464 --> 01:07:16,032 - Maybe you have. 1286 01:07:17,734 --> 01:07:22,439 And how do you reconcile all the evil, 1287 01:07:22,472 --> 01:07:25,008 terrible things that you've done 1288 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,411 with a few good deeds? 1289 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:30,147 - [Vampire 1] You believe you're really talking 1290 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,182 to a vampire? 1291 01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:35,352 (Nada clears throat) 1292 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:36,753 - The story. 1293 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:38,988 - [Vampire 1] Yes, the last story. 1294 01:07:39,022 --> 01:07:41,425 Tell me the last story please. 1295 01:07:41,458 --> 01:07:43,927 I've got to get this guy moved soon 1296 01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:47,297 and tend to one more thing before the night shift is over. 1297 01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:52,068 - This story is about justice. 1298 01:07:52,969 --> 01:07:54,070 Atonement. 1299 01:07:56,473 --> 01:07:58,142 - [Vampire 1] Is it now? 1300 01:07:58,175 --> 01:07:59,276 Thrill me. 1301 01:08:00,344 --> 01:08:03,147 One more story before bed, please? 1302 01:08:05,048 --> 01:08:08,218 (dark tense music) 1303 01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:22,166 (dark tense music continues) 1304 01:08:22,199 --> 01:08:23,400 (Nico gasps) 1305 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:26,470 (pulse thumping) 1306 01:08:33,343 --> 01:08:34,844 - What the fuck? 1307 01:08:37,814 --> 01:08:40,584 (Nico grunting) 1308 01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:45,855 Hey! 1309 01:08:45,889 --> 01:08:46,790 Hello? 1310 01:08:47,657 --> 01:08:48,525 Hey! 1311 01:08:48,558 --> 01:08:50,093 Is anybody out there? 1312 01:08:50,126 --> 01:08:51,228 - Quiet down! 1313 01:08:51,995 --> 01:08:53,096 - What is this? 1314 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:54,564 - You're pulling that bullshit? 1315 01:08:54,598 --> 01:08:56,500 I don't care how high you were. 1316 01:08:56,533 --> 01:08:57,967 Doesn't change what you did. 1317 01:08:58,001 --> 01:08:58,902 - Okay man, I, 1318 01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:01,771 officer. 1319 01:09:02,639 --> 01:09:03,540 I swear. 1320 01:09:04,908 --> 01:09:06,210 I didn't do anything. 1321 01:09:06,243 --> 01:09:07,143 - So you don't remember when you killed 1322 01:09:07,177 --> 01:09:08,212 an innocent man? 1323 01:09:08,245 --> 01:09:09,145 That doesn't ring any bells? 1324 01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:10,247 - I what? 1325 01:09:11,014 --> 01:09:13,116 - Officer Blake was a good man. 1326 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,484 A friend. 1327 01:09:14,518 --> 01:09:15,985 And now the thug who murdered him 1328 01:09:16,019 --> 01:09:17,721 won't even say he remembers. 1329 01:09:20,390 --> 01:09:21,891 You know who does remember? 1330 01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:24,861 His family. 1331 01:09:26,463 --> 01:09:29,132 A little girl who's never gonna see her dad again. 1332 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,201 - There's gotta be a mix-up here. 1333 01:09:31,235 --> 01:09:32,736 - I'll just call up his wife and kid 1334 01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:35,639 and tell him it was all just a big mistake. 1335 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:39,343 - Hey! Hey, wait! 1336 01:09:39,376 --> 01:09:40,477 Wait! 1337 01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:45,549 Don't I get a call or a lawyer, right? 1338 01:09:47,351 --> 01:09:48,885 I would like my phone call. 1339 01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:51,421 - Right. 1340 01:09:53,122 --> 01:09:55,158 Turn around. 1341 01:09:55,191 --> 01:09:57,160 Stick your hands through the bars 1342 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:58,795 and interlock your fingers. 1343 01:10:02,932 --> 01:10:06,236 (handcuffs clinking) 1344 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,741 Step back to the far wall. 1345 01:10:12,809 --> 01:10:15,579 (door clanging) 1346 01:10:22,786 --> 01:10:24,388 (blow lands) (Nico yelps) 1347 01:10:24,421 --> 01:10:27,757 There's your phone call, asshole. 1348 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,426 Nothing that the courts can hang on you 1349 01:10:29,459 --> 01:10:30,994 matches what you deserve. 1350 01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:39,803 (dark tense music) 1351 01:10:48,678 --> 01:10:52,716 (dark tense music continues) 1352 01:11:00,357 --> 01:11:03,527 (voice whispering) 1353 01:11:05,295 --> 01:11:06,463 Want another phone call? 1354 01:11:06,496 --> 01:11:09,198 I could lend you another quarter. 1355 01:11:09,232 --> 01:11:10,634 - Man, you can't do this. 1356 01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,373 I'll press charges! 1357 01:11:16,406 --> 01:11:18,041 - Might be a technical error 1358 01:11:18,074 --> 01:11:20,143 with the security footage. 1359 01:11:20,176 --> 01:11:22,346 Our budget being what it is. 1360 01:11:22,379 --> 01:11:24,481 Things like that are bound to happen. 1361 01:11:30,554 --> 01:11:32,589 I wouldn't get too comfortable there, boy. 1362 01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:34,391 I'm afraid- - How'd he die? 1363 01:11:36,993 --> 01:11:37,894 What'd you see? 1364 01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:41,731 - You tell me, freak. 1365 01:11:41,765 --> 01:11:43,533 You got fucked outta your mind on PCP or something. 1366 01:11:43,567 --> 01:11:45,369 Nearly turned him inside out. 1367 01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:49,539 - No. 1368 01:11:49,573 --> 01:11:50,674 I-I didn't do that. 1369 01:11:50,707 --> 01:11:52,208 And I-I've never taken PCP. 1370 01:11:52,241 --> 01:11:54,811 - Bath salts, PCP, whatever. 1371 01:11:54,844 --> 01:11:56,880 Still gonna say you don't remember? 1372 01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,584 - No, I-I remember him. 1373 01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:02,919 But I was, 1374 01:12:05,489 --> 01:12:06,656 I was shot! 1375 01:12:08,592 --> 01:12:09,759 I got shot! 1376 01:12:13,229 --> 01:12:14,631 I swear. 1377 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:15,632 - That was Blake's blood you were wearing. 1378 01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,033 - No, I swear! 1379 01:12:17,066 --> 01:12:18,101 I was shot! 1380 01:12:18,134 --> 01:12:19,469 Go get the shirt! 1381 01:12:19,503 --> 01:12:21,004 It's still got the bullet holes! 1382 01:12:21,037 --> 01:12:23,440 - Keep your back to me and approach the bars. 1383 01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:24,908 - No, listen to me! 1384 01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:26,410 - Get over here! 1385 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:34,518 (dark tense music) 1386 01:12:35,785 --> 01:12:39,689 (blow lands) (Nico screaming) 1387 01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:42,358 - I burned that fucking shirt, cop killer. 1388 01:12:52,836 --> 01:12:57,407 (dark tense music continues) 1389 01:12:57,441 --> 01:12:59,476 You want some more? 1390 01:12:59,509 --> 01:13:01,578 - Maybe I do. 1391 01:13:01,611 --> 01:13:03,079 - You best calm down, boy. 1392 01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:05,749 - You keep pulling that schoolyard bully shit, 1393 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:08,384 gotta figure one day there'll be some consequences. 1394 01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:09,853 - Back the fuck up! 1395 01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:13,690 - You know I didn't kill your friend Blake. 1396 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:18,194 But I did watch him bleed all that pretty blood. 1397 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:21,565 (taser clicking) 1398 01:13:21,598 --> 01:13:23,967 (Nico crashes) 1399 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,836 (pulse thumping) 1400 01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:30,306 - This is Blake. 1401 01:13:30,339 --> 01:13:33,142 Outside 1302 West 3rd Street. 1402 01:13:33,176 --> 01:13:34,478 No side of any- 1403 01:13:34,511 --> 01:13:37,681 (man screaming) (bullets firing) 1404 01:13:37,714 --> 01:13:39,483 Possible 217 in progress. 1405 01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:40,850 Requesting backup. 1406 01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:42,652 - [Dispatcher] Backup is en route. 1407 01:13:42,686 --> 01:13:44,854 Officer is in need of assistance. 1408 01:13:44,888 --> 01:13:46,456 All units respond. 1409 01:13:48,525 --> 01:13:49,526 - This is the police. 1410 01:13:49,559 --> 01:13:50,694 Make yourselves known. 1411 01:13:58,067 --> 01:14:01,237 - Hey! (gunshots firing) 1412 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:04,774 - [911 Operator] 911, what's the nature of your emergency? 1413 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:10,079 911- (cellphone beep s) 1414 01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:11,515 - Shit. 1415 01:14:11,548 --> 01:14:14,851 - [Stranger] Uninspiring, as last words go. 1416 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:20,624 (dark tense music) 1417 01:14:24,060 --> 01:14:26,830 (skin sizzling) 1418 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:34,838 (Officer Truman sighs) 1419 01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:40,777 - What the fuck? 1420 01:14:44,447 --> 01:14:48,017 (tense foreboding music) 1421 01:14:49,352 --> 01:14:51,521 Get back in that cell. 1422 01:14:51,555 --> 01:14:52,656 Now. 1423 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:55,959 Don't make me do this, boy. 1424 01:14:57,861 --> 01:15:00,129 Get back in that cell! 1425 01:15:02,766 --> 01:15:05,201 (gunshots firing) 1426 01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:07,704 (Nico crashes) 1427 01:15:07,737 --> 01:15:11,641 (Officer Truman exhaling) 1428 01:15:11,675 --> 01:15:12,776 Fuck. 1429 01:15:18,748 --> 01:15:21,918 (soft tense music) 1430 01:15:31,628 --> 01:15:35,665 (soft tense music continues) 1431 01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:48,277 (dark tense music) (pulse thumping) 1432 01:15:50,313 --> 01:15:53,850 I'd have only taken what I needed, 1433 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,753 but they saw fit to spill all of your blood. 1434 01:15:59,723 --> 01:16:01,224 It's perverse. 1435 01:16:06,663 --> 01:16:10,099 But you will educate them, I expect. 1436 01:16:18,808 --> 01:16:21,778 (both growling) 1437 01:16:23,479 --> 01:16:28,718 (voice whispers) (thumping fades) 1438 01:16:35,324 --> 01:16:38,628 (footsteps approach) 1439 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:44,267 (Officer Truman sighing) 1440 01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:49,706 (dial tone buzzing) (buttons beeping) 1441 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,075 (call ringing) 1442 01:16:53,843 --> 01:16:55,478 - [Chief] Police chief. 1443 01:16:55,511 --> 01:16:58,882 (dark dramatic music) 1444 01:17:02,919 --> 01:17:05,755 (Nico growls) 1445 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:09,993 - I admit I'm hungry. 1446 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,529 But I think I can do better 1447 01:17:13,562 --> 01:17:15,298 than pig's blood. 1448 01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:23,139 Go on, little pig. 1449 01:17:24,507 --> 01:17:26,409 Go hide in your house of stone. 1450 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:40,690 (soft tense music continues) 1451 01:17:43,492 --> 01:17:45,428 - [Chief] Hello? 1452 01:17:45,461 --> 01:17:46,763 Anyone there? 1453 01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:55,739 (keys clacking) 1454 01:18:02,611 --> 01:18:06,449 (soft tense music continues) 1455 01:18:13,723 --> 01:18:15,825 (soft tense music continues) 1456 01:18:15,859 --> 01:18:20,296 - [Stranger] Once upon a time, there will three little pigs 1457 01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:23,566 who felt no obligation to share their world 1458 01:18:23,599 --> 01:18:24,801 with the wolf. 1459 01:18:27,303 --> 01:18:30,606 They called him big and bad, 1460 01:18:30,639 --> 01:18:33,542 and taught the other pigs to fear him 1461 01:18:33,576 --> 01:18:35,211 and all his kind. 1462 01:18:36,012 --> 01:18:37,914 They were hateful to him, 1463 01:18:37,947 --> 01:18:41,184 and threw his family in cages. 1464 01:18:43,319 --> 01:18:47,590 The next part of the story I am sure you have heard, 1465 01:18:47,623 --> 01:18:50,794 but you will soon learn the true ending. 1466 01:18:52,661 --> 01:18:57,333 One day, the wolf's anger became so strong 1467 01:18:57,366 --> 01:19:00,503 that not even a house of brick and stone 1468 01:19:00,536 --> 01:19:01,871 could thwart him. 1469 01:19:03,439 --> 01:19:09,612 (bat squeaks) (wings flap) 1470 01:19:09,645 --> 01:19:11,214 - And that brings us to the end 1471 01:19:11,247 --> 01:19:15,018 of another episode of "The Night Time World". 1472 01:19:15,051 --> 01:19:17,086 I hope that you have enjoyed our time together 1473 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:18,955 as much as I have. 1474 01:19:18,988 --> 01:19:22,158 If so, please consider subscribing 1475 01:19:22,191 --> 01:19:24,593 and give us a rating on the platform 1476 01:19:24,627 --> 01:19:27,396 on which you are watching this. 1477 01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:29,665 Thank you, and we'll see you next time 1478 01:19:29,698 --> 01:19:31,434 on "The Night Time World". 1479 01:19:37,006 --> 01:19:39,809 (Nada sighs) 1480 01:19:39,843 --> 01:19:42,879 (static buzzing) 1481 01:19:43,646 --> 01:19:45,181 Hello? 1482 01:19:45,214 --> 01:19:46,215 - [Vampire 1 ] I was thinking as you told 1483 01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:47,817 that indictment story, 1484 01:19:47,851 --> 01:19:49,485 I've come to a decision. 1485 01:19:50,820 --> 01:19:52,555 - A decision about what? 1486 01:19:52,588 --> 01:19:54,690 - [Vampire 1] I'm not going to seal him up 1487 01:19:54,723 --> 01:19:55,925 and starve him. 1488 01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,593 - Good. 1489 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,996 - [Vampire 1] He has such beautiful huge windows 1490 01:20:00,029 --> 01:20:01,264 in his apartment. 1491 01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:03,232 It's what he wanted, right? 1492 01:20:03,266 --> 01:20:07,103 Why am I going to waste such a gift on him? 1493 01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:09,772 Even if it tortures him, 1494 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:12,075 punishes him for his ignorance. 1495 01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:14,277 - Listen, the podcast is over. 1496 01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:17,346 There's nobody listening, there's nobody watching. 1497 01:20:17,380 --> 01:20:18,882 Like, it's done. 1498 01:20:18,915 --> 01:20:22,285 Thank you, I-I appreciate what you tried to do tonight, 1499 01:20:22,318 --> 01:20:26,455 but it's time to go to bed now. 1500 01:20:26,489 --> 01:20:29,125 - [Vampire 1] I have one more stop before bed. 1501 01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:31,227 - Where? 1502 01:20:32,996 --> 01:20:34,663 (knocking at door) 1503 01:20:34,697 --> 01:20:36,799 - You gonna stay on the phone all night, 1504 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:38,034 or let me in? 1505 01:20:39,903 --> 01:20:41,104 Another gift. 1506 01:20:42,238 --> 01:20:45,408 (soft tense music) 1507 01:20:55,518 --> 01:20:58,487 (knocking at door) 1508 01:21:06,896 --> 01:21:10,934 (soft tense music continues) 1509 01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:24,547 (soft tense music continues) 1510 01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,688 (unlocks door) 1511 01:21:32,721 --> 01:21:35,491 (door creaking) 1512 01:21:37,961 --> 01:21:40,029 Let's change your life. 1513 01:21:40,063 --> 01:21:43,432 (dark dramatic music) 1514 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:24,173 (dark dramatic music continues) 1515 01:23:00,343 --> 01:23:04,580 (dark dramatic music continues) 1516 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:31,040 (dark dramatic music continues) 1517 01:25:00,229 --> 01:25:04,467 (music ends)