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- [Edgar] Believe
nothing you hear,

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and only half of what you see.

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- That was the great
Edgar Allen Poe,

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and his words couldn't be
more true, especially now.

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Good evening everyone,

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and welcome to your live
podcast guide into the unknown.

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Are you ready to take a journey

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with me into "The
Night Time World"?

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I will be opening up the
lines in just a few minutes

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to hear your voices
over the night,

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but as always, I have some
great stories to share with you

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to help us pass the time.

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The first is about an ad in
the back page classifieds

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for, well, you'll just
have to hear for yourself.

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And then a few on the
subject of eternal life.

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That's right, my personal
favorite, vampires.

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Before I get to the stories,
I'd like to start the night

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by addressing some of
the feedback and calls

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from last week's show,

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one on the concept
of the undead,

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specifically the supernatural.

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I started this podcast
to look at the stranger

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more frightening side of life,

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the things hidden
by the light of day.

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There's a reason why
we fret at night,

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why fear comes to us
as we're lying in bed

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waiting for sleep,

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because sleep is the
closest thing to death

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that life has to offer us.

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I believe that
every time we sleep,

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we're experiencing
a little death,

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we shut down, and our
souls leave our bodies.

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For where?

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I don't know.

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But you've told me of your
out-of-body experiences,

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and let me tell you, I
think of death all the time.

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I don't want to die.

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I don't think anyone does.

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Perhaps a few of you don't
want to live anymore,

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but how could anyone want death

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without really knowing
what that means?

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Whether it's a quick death

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or one from old age,
painless or not.

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The issue for me is nothing.

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I'm not worried
about heaven or hell.

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Either would be fine, I suppose.

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But what if there's
just nothing?

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A few years ago, I had to be
put under for a procedure.

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They used some great drugs.

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One minute I was awake,

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then they pumped
that shit into me,

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and the next thing I
know, I'm waking up.

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It was all over.

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And in between,
there was nothing.

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I don't recall any dreams.

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I don't remember anything
positive or negative,

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just nothing.

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I see some of you want
to talk about this.

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Just hold tight for a moment.

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What if there is no soul?

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What if your brain
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except that when you
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the drive goes dead?

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Everything it has on
it, all those pictures,

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videos, sounds,
music, experiences,

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are just gone, and
there's nothing?

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That is what I fear most.

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That is what keeps
me up at night.

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Now, for some of you, I
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like a real vacation.

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My mother, may she rest in
peace, worked in a nursing home,

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and a real shitty one at that.

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Some of the stories she
told me about that place

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would make you
question human decency.

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Some would make your skin crawl.

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But one in particular
stuck in my memory.

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There was a woman
there in her 90s,

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and this was several
years ago, mind you.

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She was physically
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but her mind had lost
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She spent most of her
waking hours screaming,

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just terrified,
screaming all the time.

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Even the doctors were
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and they ultimately gave
up on this poor woman.

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But my mother
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and tried to comfort
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One night, my mother sat up
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and suddenly she went quiet.

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Her eyes were glued to
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a look of pure
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My mother called out to her,

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but the woman never
acknowledged that she was there.

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Suddenly the faintest whisper,

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"If the gas chamber
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they'll shoot you dead."

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You see, the woman was
a Holocaust survivor

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reliving her time in the camp.

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The nightmares she lived through

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were the only thing
left in her head,

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and it was a 24 hour
a day horror movie.

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Eternal life would be a curse

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if it was anything like what
that woman was experiencing,

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I'm sure she would've
gladly traded in those days

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for a blank hard drive.

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What do you think?

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If you could live forever,
would you want to?

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Let's take a call.

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The lines are open, so give me
a ring if you'd like to chat.

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(iPhone vibrating)

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We have a call.

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This is Nada, and you are
on "The Night Time World".

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- [Caller] I'm being
made to call you.

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- Okay, so I take it you're
not a big fan of the show.

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- [Caller] I want to die.

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- All right.

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Uh, one vote for not
wanting eternal life,

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albeit a strange one.

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Thank you for calling.

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- [Caller] Listen,

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she is making me call you.

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- Who is making you call me?

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- [Caller] This isn't a story.

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This is for real.

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So-so you listen, and
you listen carefully.

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She's standing right here,
and she's gonna talk to you

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when it's time.

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- Are you in danger?

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Is she going to hurt you?

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- [Caller] She won't let me die.

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- And this is a problem?

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- [Caller] A month ago, I
placed an ad on a website

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for someone to kill me
and record it on video.

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- Why would you do that?
- [Caller] Listen!

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She answered the ad.

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- Okay, I'll bite.

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Put her on.

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- [Caller] Not yet.

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She wants me to tell you
why she answered the ad.

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- Why would anyone
answer an ad like that?

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- [Caller] It's-it's,
it's more like

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a very bloody assisted suicide.

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But this girl that
answered, she's not human,

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- Okay, I don't
think I can help you,

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and I have to take
another call now.

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- [Caller] She says that you
don't have any other calls.

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She says that she is
controlling your lines

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and that I'm the only person
who can call in right now.

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- Regardless, I
have a show to do.

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So best of luck to you, sir.

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Well, I certainly hope that
I'll be getting some calls soon,

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but in the meantime, let's
get into our first story.

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It's called "The Back Page",

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and it takes us back to
a time not so long ago

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when there was something
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- That's when I found out

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that the two chicks
were actually two boys.

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(woman laughs)

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(Paul laughing)

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(Paul whoops)

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- No.

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(Paul groans)

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- Shane, come on.

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Dude, I'm so
fucking bad at this.

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Let's just go sit at the bar.

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- Bad at what?

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- I literally just
smiled at that girl,

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and she showed me
like I was a leper.

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- Oh, come on Paul.

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You just gotta loosen up.

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And how do you expect
to meet somebody

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when you're staring at your
lame ass lite beer all night?

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You gotta turn around and
face your fucking opponent.

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And so what if some chick
thinks you're a leopard?

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You know, it's just-
- Leper.

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- What?

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- A leper is someone
with leprosy.

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It's like a skin disease.

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You said leopard,
which is a cat.

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- You got a cat?

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- No, no dude.

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A leopard is a cat.

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What I'm trying to
tell you is that girl-

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- Oh my god, dude.

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I don't even give a
fuck about the words

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coming outta your
mouth right now.

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What's up Catalina?

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- Shane, hi.

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- There's like a hundred
hot girls here, dude.

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One of 'em is bound to
be into this hobo look

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you got going on these days.

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It's all a numbers game, man.

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It's about presenting
yourself to as many women

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as physically possible.

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And when I say physically,
you know what I mean,

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like physically, you know?

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- Yeah, I know what you mean.

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You don't need to mime boobs.

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- Oh, I'm glad you
have a vague memory

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of what boobs look like.

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- Fuck you.

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- Fuck me?

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Sorry, I think this
chick's got dibs on my dick

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for the night.

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- Yeah, she seems real into you.

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- Dude, I don't care
if she's dumb as fuck.

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What I care about
is she has a sister,

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and I think if we
play our cards right-

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- Hold on, wait.

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You think her sister
would be into me?

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- You?
- Yeah.

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(Shane laughing)

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- Dude, no.

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No, you didn't let me finish.

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I'm saying I think
I can fuck 'em both.

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Alright, fine.
I'll ask.

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Hey, uh, you think your
sister would be into Paul?

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- [Catalina] Um.

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- Exactly.

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Sorry, it didn't work out, bro.

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- I'm just out of practice.

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I mean, it's been six
months since Emily, and I-

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- No, tell me you did
not just fucking say

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that horrible word.

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What's the first commandment?

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- I know, I know.
- No, say it.

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- I'm not allowed
to say the evil-

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- No, say it like we chiseled
it into goddam stone.

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- Stone?

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We wrote it with
Sharpie on a pizza box.

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- It was symbolism, you piece of
shit. Now say it.

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- All right.

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Thou shalt not say thy
evil swine's name aloud

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for she hath ruined thine life.

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- Exactly.

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And what's the second command?

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- Get pussy.

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- Amen.

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Now peace be with you.

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Uh, go get 'em, tiger.

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- Come on Shane,
I need your help.

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I mean, I'm rusty.

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In fact, I'm pretty much an
out of shape ball of rust.

255
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Now-now you, you, my friend,
are a well-oiled machine.

256
00:12:17.938 --> 00:12:19.206
If there's a hundred
hot girls here,

257
00:12:19.239 --> 00:12:21.474
you've probably
banged 95 of them.

258
00:12:21.508 --> 00:12:22.609
- 95?

259
00:12:22.642 --> 00:12:23.977
No.

260
00:12:24.011 --> 00:12:27.915
Well, uh, are we
counting mouth stuff?

261
00:12:27.948 --> 00:12:29.216
Because if we're
counting mouth stuff,

262
00:12:29.249 --> 00:12:31.584
I might be pretty
close, actually.

263
00:12:31.618 --> 00:12:35.355
And I also believe I finger
blasted this bartender,

264
00:12:35.388 --> 00:12:37.858
which might explain why I
can't get a fucking drink

265
00:12:37.891 --> 00:12:39.793
to save my life tonight.

266
00:12:40.861 --> 00:12:41.862
Oh hey, yeah.

267
00:12:41.895 --> 00:12:42.963
Very nice, very nice.

268
00:12:42.996 --> 00:12:44.798
Same finger I used on you.

269
00:12:47.200 --> 00:12:48.601
Alright, all right,
dude, I'm sorry.

270
00:12:48.635 --> 00:12:49.937
Sorry.

271
00:12:49.970 --> 00:12:51.504
You know, you just
need something

272
00:12:51.538 --> 00:12:52.772
to get you back into the
swing of things, you know,

273
00:12:52.806 --> 00:12:53.907
like, uh,

274
00:12:55.308 --> 00:12:57.310
(snaps fingers)
I got it, dude.

275
00:12:57.344 --> 00:13:00.080
You need a fucking massage.

276
00:13:01.114 --> 00:13:02.883
- You want me to have a spa day?

277
00:13:02.916 --> 00:13:04.317
What the hell are
you talking about?

278
00:13:04.351 --> 00:13:07.087
- No, I'm talking about
a fucking massage,

279
00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:10.057
like when where you have
sex with the person,

280
00:13:10.090 --> 00:13:12.392
like a, like a mass-fuck.

281
00:13:12.425 --> 00:13:13.426
No, that's dumb.

282
00:13:13.460 --> 00:13:14.394
That's dumb.

283
00:13:16.563 --> 00:13:17.464
Like a fuck-sage?

284
00:13:19.066 --> 00:13:23.736
You, my friend,
need a fuck-sage.

285
00:13:23.770 --> 00:13:26.173
- Yeah, thanks, but I'm
not trying to go to jail.

286
00:13:26.206 --> 00:13:27.607
- Oh my god, Paul.

287
00:13:27.640 --> 00:13:29.476
You're not gonna go
to jail, you nerd.

288
00:13:29.509 --> 00:13:31.311
There's a thing out there,
it's called the internet,

289
00:13:31.344 --> 00:13:33.546
and on it, you can do
a lot of stuff, okay?

290
00:13:33.580 --> 00:13:36.083
It won't make you as
handsome and awesome

291
00:13:36.116 --> 00:13:38.451
and as hugely donged as me,

292
00:13:38.485 --> 00:13:40.520
but it'll definitely
help you find a site

293
00:13:40.553 --> 00:13:41.955
to get your dick sucked.

294
00:13:43.056 --> 00:13:44.892
- I don't know, man.

295
00:13:46.459 --> 00:13:47.360
- Relax, okay?

296
00:13:47.394 --> 00:13:49.029
I've done it a couple times.

297
00:13:49.062 --> 00:13:51.098
I know which sites
are safe and discrete.

298
00:13:51.131 --> 00:13:52.365
You're definitely not
gonna get arrested.

299
00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:54.167
Besides, Paul, look at me.

300
00:13:55.468 --> 00:13:56.569
You need this.

301
00:13:58.538 --> 00:14:02.375
- I just don't think I've
completely hit rock bottom.

302
00:14:02.409 --> 00:14:03.376
- Hey.

303
00:14:03.410 --> 00:14:04.311
- Hi!

304
00:14:04.344 --> 00:14:05.712
Um.

305
00:14:05.745 --> 00:14:07.514
Back at 'cha.

306
00:14:07.547 --> 00:14:09.449
- Is anyone sitting here?
- No, no.

307
00:14:09.482 --> 00:14:10.383
Uh, all yours.

308
00:14:10.417 --> 00:14:11.584
Go ahead.
- Thanks.

309
00:14:17.557 --> 00:14:19.893
- So, I'm-I'm Paul.

310
00:14:19.927 --> 00:14:20.827
- Casey.

311
00:14:20.860 --> 00:14:21.761
- Tight.

312
00:14:21.794 --> 00:14:23.096
Super tight.

313
00:14:23.130 --> 00:14:25.899
I've always dug
boys names on girls.

314
00:14:25.933 --> 00:14:27.034
- Sorry, what?

315
00:14:27.067 --> 00:14:28.635
- What the fuck are you saying?

316
00:14:28.668 --> 00:14:30.003
- I don't fucking know!

317
00:14:31.238 --> 00:14:33.440
So I'm-I'm Paul, by the way.

318
00:14:34.174 --> 00:14:35.142
- Still Casey.

319
00:14:35.175 --> 00:14:37.077
- Yeah, still tight.

320
00:14:37.978 --> 00:14:39.212
So, uh.

321
00:14:40.213 --> 00:14:41.982
My mom's birthday coming up!

322
00:14:45.285 --> 00:14:47.287
- Happy birthday to your mom.

323
00:14:47.320 --> 00:14:49.322
- Thanks, that-that's
really nice of you.

324
00:14:49.356 --> 00:14:52.926
I'm gonna, I'm gonna text
her that you said that.

325
00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:53.927
Oh, my phone's dead.

326
00:14:53.961 --> 00:14:55.162
Can I borrow yours?

327
00:14:55.895 --> 00:14:57.330
- No.

328
00:14:57.364 --> 00:14:58.798
Um, I don't, like,
give my phone out to-

329
00:14:58.831 --> 00:15:00.333
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- Random people I just met.

330
00:15:00.367 --> 00:15:02.169
- Exactly, yeah, totally.

331
00:15:02.202 --> 00:15:04.437
No, I get that.

332
00:15:04.471 --> 00:15:08.308
Um, so do you, uh,
live in the area, or?

333
00:15:08.341 --> 00:15:10.143
- No actually, I just
moved from New York.

334
00:15:10.177 --> 00:15:12.612
- Oh yeah.
New York!

335
00:15:12.645 --> 00:15:14.281
I've never understood the
whole Big Apple thing.

336
00:15:14.314 --> 00:15:16.016
I mean, the city doesn't
look like an apple.

337
00:15:16.049 --> 00:15:18.785
Do you guys just-just walk
around eating apples, or-

338
00:15:18.818 --> 00:15:20.954
- [Casey] Finally!

339
00:15:20.988 --> 00:15:22.355
- Hey, is this
guy bothering you?

340
00:15:22.389 --> 00:15:23.290
- No.

341
00:15:24.992 --> 00:15:27.527
- All right, give me the names
of those fucking websites.

342
00:15:27.560 --> 00:15:28.795
- All right.

343
00:15:28.828 --> 00:15:31.064
Paul's gonna get his
dick sucked tonight!

344
00:15:31.098 --> 00:15:32.365
- Who's Paul?

345
00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:36.569
(soft tense music)

346
00:15:46.379 --> 00:15:47.880
- "Hard day at the office?

347
00:15:47.914 --> 00:15:49.349
Need to blow off some steam?

348
00:15:49.382 --> 00:15:51.184
Cum", of course she
spelled it that way,

349
00:15:51.218 --> 00:15:53.920
"to my private studio and
allow my soothing touch

350
00:15:53.953 --> 00:15:56.389
to jerk your troubles away."

351
00:15:56.423 --> 00:15:57.857
Well now she's not
even being subtle

352
00:15:57.890 --> 00:15:59.993
about the fact that
she jacks off dudes.

353
00:16:00.027 --> 00:16:04.331
"In call only, 300
rose donation."

354
00:16:06.533 --> 00:16:09.302
(keys stroking)

355
00:16:14.074 --> 00:16:17.244
(message whooshes)

356
00:16:18.311 --> 00:16:21.214
(liquor pours)

357
00:16:26.186 --> 00:16:28.021
Whoa, why are you yelling?

358
00:16:31.191 --> 00:16:32.825
"Feeling lonely?

359
00:16:32.859 --> 00:16:37.030
Experience a sensual full-body
massage from me, Kate.

360
00:16:37.064 --> 00:16:40.267
No Croatians/Vietnamese"?

361
00:16:40.300 --> 00:16:42.702
That's-that's very specific.

362
00:16:42.735 --> 00:16:44.104
How do you get,

363
00:16:44.137 --> 00:16:45.605
I'm already supporting
prostitution.

364
00:16:45.638 --> 00:16:47.507
I don't wanna support
racist prostitution.

365
00:16:49.276 --> 00:16:52.579
(cellphone vibrates)

366
00:16:59.152 --> 00:17:00.387
Shit.

367
00:17:00.420 --> 00:17:03.590
(soft tense music)

368
00:17:04.757 --> 00:17:07.327
(Paul sighs)

369
00:17:11.198 --> 00:17:12.665
(Paul groans)

370
00:17:12.699 --> 00:17:13.600
Hmm?

371
00:17:19.406 --> 00:17:22.275
(newspaper crinkles)

372
00:17:22.309 --> 00:17:24.411
"Total relaxation.

373
00:17:24.444 --> 00:17:27.814
Allow me to take your
body to total relaxation.

374
00:17:27.847 --> 00:17:30.417
Price negotiable,
will come to you.

375
00:17:31.084 --> 00:17:32.185
Lilith."

376
00:17:35.222 --> 00:17:38.125
(call dialing)

377
00:17:38.991 --> 00:17:41.761
(phone ringing)

378
00:17:46.966 --> 00:17:49.669
(Paul sighs)

379
00:17:49.702 --> 00:17:50.837
Oh, thank god.

380
00:17:50.870 --> 00:17:52.272
That was stupid.

381
00:17:52.305 --> 00:17:55.074
You don't actually
wanna buy a prostitute.

382
00:17:55.108 --> 00:17:58.978
(cellphone vibrating)

383
00:17:59.011 --> 00:18:00.280
What do I say?

384
00:18:00.313 --> 00:18:02.149
What do I say?
Fuck.

385
00:18:02.182 --> 00:18:03.450
Uh, hello.

386
00:18:03.483 --> 00:18:05.552
Hi, Lilith.
How's it going?

387
00:18:05.585 --> 00:18:06.919
Ah, yes.

388
00:18:06.953 --> 00:18:09.922
Uh, oh, would you like to
touch my penis for $78?

389
00:18:09.956 --> 00:18:12.259
Yes, I-I do know that's
an offensively small

390
00:18:12.292 --> 00:18:14.394
amount of money to
offer for your services.

391
00:18:14.427 --> 00:18:15.795
Oh, you're sending your pimp

392
00:18:15.828 --> 00:18:17.130
to stab me in the
throat right now?

393
00:18:17.164 --> 00:18:18.565
Sounds great.

394
00:18:18.598 --> 00:18:20.133
I'll leave the porch
light on for him.

395
00:18:20.933 --> 00:18:22.302
(sighs) Fuck.

396
00:18:22.335 --> 00:18:23.836
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

397
00:18:23.870 --> 00:18:25.505
Hello there.

398
00:18:25.538 --> 00:18:27.774
- [Lilith] You call me?

399
00:18:27.807 --> 00:18:29.542
- No.

400
00:18:29.576 --> 00:18:31.511
- [Lilith] You sure about that?

401
00:18:33.280 --> 00:18:35.715
- Second command?
- Get pussy.

402
00:18:35.748 --> 00:18:37.116
Pussy, pussy.

403
00:18:37.150 --> 00:18:39.352
Yes.
I called you.

404
00:18:39.386 --> 00:18:40.820
I want total relaxation.

405
00:18:40.853 --> 00:18:43.756
- [Lilith] (chuckles)
Well, okay.

406
00:18:43.790 --> 00:18:44.857
Where do you live?

407
00:18:44.891 --> 00:18:46.559
- 616 Hanover Lane.

408
00:18:46.593 --> 00:18:48.428
- [Lilith] I'll be there in 20.

409
00:18:57.103 --> 00:18:58.070
(Paul exhales)

410
00:18:58.104 --> 00:18:59.206
- Fuck.

411
00:19:00.440 --> 00:19:03.376
(soft tense music)

412
00:19:03.410 --> 00:19:04.811
All right.

413
00:19:04.844 --> 00:19:06.246
20 minutes.

414
00:19:06.279 --> 00:19:07.680
I can just rest my eyes.

415
00:19:13.353 --> 00:19:16.223
(tense foreboding music)

416
00:19:16.256 --> 00:19:19.426
(knocking at door)

417
00:19:22.962 --> 00:19:25.598
(music fades)

418
00:19:31.871 --> 00:19:32.805
Fuck!

419
00:19:32.839 --> 00:19:35.575
(Paul groaning)

420
00:19:39.912 --> 00:19:40.980
Hey!

421
00:19:41.013 --> 00:19:41.914
Who's there?

422
00:19:44.217 --> 00:19:45.518
Who the fuck is there?

423
00:19:46.386 --> 00:19:48.020
- [Lilith] It's Lilith.

424
00:19:48.054 --> 00:19:49.722
- [Paul] Who?

425
00:19:49.756 --> 00:19:51.291
- [Lilith] You called me.

426
00:19:54.160 --> 00:19:56.396
The ad in the paper?

427
00:19:56.429 --> 00:20:00.267
- Oh, I think you
have the wrong, um,

428
00:20:00.300 --> 00:20:01.901
the wrong-
- The wrong?

429
00:20:01.934 --> 00:20:03.002
- The wrong nothing.

430
00:20:03.035 --> 00:20:03.936
You're in the right place.

431
00:20:03.970 --> 00:20:05.104
- Well good.

432
00:20:05.137 --> 00:20:06.539
Glad I still know how to read.

433
00:20:06.573 --> 00:20:07.940
- I'm sorry, I fell asleep,

434
00:20:07.974 --> 00:20:09.742
and I had no idea
what was going on,

435
00:20:09.776 --> 00:20:11.143
and then, honestly,
I'm still kinda drunk, and I

436
00:20:11.177 --> 00:20:12.345
stubbed my toe on the table.

437
00:20:12.379 --> 00:20:14.281
- No worries.
I'm over it.

438
00:20:14.314 --> 00:20:16.015
And if I hadn't
heard you whimper

439
00:20:16.048 --> 00:20:18.585
like a little girl,
I'd probably be driving

440
00:20:18.618 --> 00:20:23.423
home right now, and not looking
at your cute brown eyes.

441
00:20:23.456 --> 00:20:25.925
(Paul chuckles)
(soft music)

442
00:20:25.958 --> 00:20:28.561
So, are your
neighbors cool with us

443
00:20:28.595 --> 00:20:30.997
doing this on the porch,
or should we maybe

444
00:20:31.030 --> 00:20:32.299
go inside your house?

445
00:20:32.332 --> 00:20:34.367
- Oh, yeah.

446
00:20:34.401 --> 00:20:35.502
Of course.

447
00:20:40.139 --> 00:20:43.075
(bag thumps)

448
00:20:43.109 --> 00:20:44.377
So.

449
00:20:44.411 --> 00:20:46.313
I'm Paul.

450
00:20:46.346 --> 00:20:47.414
- [Lilith] Lilith.

451
00:20:47.447 --> 00:20:48.448
- Tight!

452
00:20:48.481 --> 00:20:50.450
Super.

453
00:20:50.483 --> 00:20:52.485
So, do you come here often?

454
00:20:52.519 --> 00:20:54.321
- To your house?

455
00:20:55.254 --> 00:20:56.255
- Yeah.

456
00:20:56.289 --> 00:20:58.157
- No. (scoffs)

457
00:20:58.190 --> 00:20:59.258
- [Paul] All right, good point.

458
00:20:59.292 --> 00:21:00.493
Good point.

459
00:21:00.527 --> 00:21:02.061
Makes sense, good point.

460
00:21:02.094 --> 00:21:04.731
So, are you, like, doing
this to pay for college,

461
00:21:04.764 --> 00:21:05.965
or what?

462
00:21:05.998 --> 00:21:08.267
- I'm not answering
stupid questions.

463
00:21:08.301 --> 00:21:09.402
- Okay.

464
00:21:09.436 --> 00:21:10.537
Lilith's a pretty cool name.

465
00:21:10.570 --> 00:21:11.904
Is that like your real name?

466
00:21:11.938 --> 00:21:12.972
- Try again.

467
00:21:13.005 --> 00:21:14.341
- [Paul] Oh, okay.

468
00:21:14.374 --> 00:21:16.809
Uh, how long you
been doing this?

469
00:21:16.843 --> 00:21:17.577
- I don't know.

470
00:21:17.610 --> 00:21:18.711
What year is it?

471
00:21:18.745 --> 00:21:21.013
- What?
- A while.

472
00:21:21.047 --> 00:21:22.649
Longer than I feel
like talking about.

473
00:21:22.682 --> 00:21:24.050
- [Paul] Oh.

474
00:21:24.083 --> 00:21:26.052
I-I'm sorry.

475
00:21:26.085 --> 00:21:27.153
- It's okay.

476
00:21:27.186 --> 00:21:28.788
I know you mean well.

477
00:21:28.821 --> 00:21:31.424
You people always mean well.

478
00:21:31.458 --> 00:21:33.059
- Do you not like doing this?

479
00:21:33.993 --> 00:21:35.428
- Yes and no.

480
00:21:35.462 --> 00:21:38.965
The job is kind of a
necessary evil, though.

481
00:21:38.998 --> 00:21:41.768
Hey, do you wanna
go to your bedroom?

482
00:21:42.835 --> 00:21:43.936
- Um.

483
00:21:43.970 --> 00:21:45.338
Well.

484
00:21:45.372 --> 00:21:47.674
I mean, can't we just kinda
hang out and talk first?

485
00:21:47.707 --> 00:21:50.142
You know, chit-chat, and-

486
00:21:50.176 --> 00:21:51.378
- Yeah, sure.

487
00:21:55.748 --> 00:21:57.316
Part VI is better.

488
00:21:57.350 --> 00:22:01.588
- Well yeah, but this one
has the cooler poster.

489
00:22:01.621 --> 00:22:04.424
You know, I never
expected my, uh, masseuse?

490
00:22:04.457 --> 00:22:05.592
What should I call your job?

491
00:22:05.625 --> 00:22:08.094
- Call me whatever you want.

492
00:22:08.127 --> 00:22:11.631
Call girl, hooker.

493
00:22:11.664 --> 00:22:14.100
Lady of the night.

494
00:22:14.133 --> 00:22:15.435
Just don't call me whore.

495
00:22:15.468 --> 00:22:17.770
That word is so Deuteronomy.

496
00:22:17.804 --> 00:22:22.241
- Okay, well, I never
expected a beautiful woman

497
00:22:22.274 --> 00:22:24.877
like yourself to be
so into horror movies.

498
00:22:26.178 --> 00:22:27.680
Do you wanna watch a movie?

499
00:22:29.816 --> 00:22:34.220
- Did you really invite
me over here for a movie?

500
00:22:34.253 --> 00:22:40.026
You know, by now, most
guys would be begging me

501
00:22:40.059 --> 00:22:41.661
to tear them apart.

502
00:22:42.529 --> 00:22:44.296
(Paul chuckling)

503
00:22:44.330 --> 00:22:46.566
- I guess I'm not most guys.

504
00:22:46.599 --> 00:22:48.100
- That's okay.

505
00:22:48.134 --> 00:22:49.702
We'll go at your speed.

506
00:22:49.736 --> 00:22:51.804
But at some point,
I'm gonna need to get

507
00:22:51.838 --> 00:22:53.506
what I came here for.

508
00:22:58.110 --> 00:22:59.779
These are cute.

509
00:22:59.812 --> 00:23:02.649
Are you sure you're old
enough to have a girl over?

510
00:23:02.682 --> 00:23:04.183
- Hey, I'm 24.

511
00:23:04.216 --> 00:23:07.854
- Okay, but if your
parents come home soon,

512
00:23:07.887 --> 00:23:10.222
I don't have to explain
to them what I'm doing

513
00:23:10.256 --> 00:23:11.991
to their little boy.

514
00:23:12.024 --> 00:23:13.526
- Okay.

515
00:23:13.560 --> 00:23:17.263
First off, every inch of this
sprawling 900 square foot

516
00:23:17.296 --> 00:23:18.698
estate is all mine.

517
00:23:18.731 --> 00:23:21.300
No parents, no roommate,
and no girlfriend.

518
00:23:21.333 --> 00:23:24.837
Secondly, those action figures
are worth more than my car.

519
00:23:24.871 --> 00:23:26.673
In fact, depending on
how things go tonight,

520
00:23:26.706 --> 00:23:28.575
I might wind up
having to pay you

521
00:23:28.608 --> 00:23:30.176
with one of them.

522
00:23:31.277 --> 00:23:34.447
(soft tense music)

523
00:23:42.922 --> 00:23:46.959
(soft tense music continues)

524
00:23:54.801 --> 00:23:58.838
(soft tense music continues)

525
00:24:03.776 --> 00:24:06.278
- Do you really
think I'm only worth

526
00:24:06.312 --> 00:24:07.947
one of those toys?

527
00:24:11.484 --> 00:24:13.152
Come on.

528
00:24:13.185 --> 00:24:14.554
Let's do this.

529
00:24:16.388 --> 00:24:17.490
- Yeah.

530
00:24:18.324 --> 00:24:19.492
Definitely.

531
00:24:28.968 --> 00:24:31.771
What's in this thing?

532
00:24:31.804 --> 00:24:33.205
Because I should probably
say this right now,

533
00:24:33.239 --> 00:24:34.841
if it's sex toys,
I really don't want

534
00:24:34.874 --> 00:24:36.543
anything inside of me.

535
00:24:36.576 --> 00:24:38.511
- It's my massage table.

536
00:24:39.646 --> 00:24:41.581
Is this your bedroom?

537
00:24:41.614 --> 00:24:42.715
- Yeah.

538
00:24:45.151 --> 00:24:47.954
- (scoffs) You sleep
on an air mattress?

539
00:24:47.987 --> 00:24:49.856
- Well, my ex took
a lot of stuff

540
00:24:49.889 --> 00:24:53.660
when she moved out, so I'm
currently in between mattresses.

541
00:24:53.693 --> 00:24:56.028
- That's depressing.

542
00:24:56.062 --> 00:24:58.064
- Agreed.

543
00:24:58.097 --> 00:24:59.866
Should we go back
to the living room?

544
00:25:03.970 --> 00:25:05.805
I could've just deflated it.

545
00:25:09.275 --> 00:25:12.745
- I don't wanna
do it downstairs.

546
00:25:13.746 --> 00:25:15.147
I wanna do it in here.

547
00:25:17.316 --> 00:25:20.086
You don't want your
neighbors hearing us,

548
00:25:20.119 --> 00:25:23.790
you know, if things start
to get a little crazy.

549
00:25:24.691 --> 00:25:25.892
- Yeah.

550
00:25:25.925 --> 00:25:28.294
I think I wanna get crazy.

551
00:25:28.327 --> 00:25:29.562
- Oh do you?

552
00:25:30.597 --> 00:25:31.698
- Yeah.

553
00:25:33.232 --> 00:25:36.736
(smacking skin lightly)

554
00:25:39.739 --> 00:25:42.208
- Great, now help me
set up this table.

555
00:25:50.516 --> 00:25:53.285
(door slams)
- What the fuck?

556
00:25:53.319 --> 00:25:54.787
- Let's get you
outta these clothes.

557
00:25:54.821 --> 00:25:57.056
- Wait.
Wait!

558
00:25:57.089 --> 00:25:58.024
Wait.

559
00:25:58.057 --> 00:25:59.258
I need to say something first.

560
00:26:00.827 --> 00:26:02.561
I just went through a
really rough breakup,

561
00:26:02.595 --> 00:26:04.163
and I've kind of let myself go.

562
00:26:04.196 --> 00:26:06.365
Like not I need a
crane to get myself

563
00:26:06.398 --> 00:26:07.867
out the door, let myself go,

564
00:26:07.900 --> 00:26:08.868
but I should definitely
not be getting touched

565
00:26:08.901 --> 00:26:10.502
by a woman like you.

566
00:26:10.536 --> 00:26:12.872
I mean, at my physical
peak, I was a seven at best,

567
00:26:12.905 --> 00:26:14.540
and right now, I'm a
solid five and a quarter,

568
00:26:14.573 --> 00:26:16.142
which I'm okay with.

569
00:26:16.175 --> 00:26:17.409
I really am.

570
00:26:17.443 --> 00:26:18.611
But you, you,

571
00:26:19.511 --> 00:26:20.947
you're a goddess.

572
00:26:20.980 --> 00:26:22.682
I mean, you're basically
the most gorgeous woman

573
00:26:22.715 --> 00:26:24.383
who's ever talked to me, let
alone laid her hands on me,

574
00:26:24.416 --> 00:26:26.085
and just to be clear,
I'm not delusional.

575
00:26:26.118 --> 00:26:28.087
I know this isn't gonna
be some "Pretty Woman"

576
00:26:28.120 --> 00:26:30.189
type scenario where I woo you
into falling in love with me,

577
00:26:30.222 --> 00:26:33.092
because let's be honest,
I'm no Richard Gere.

578
00:26:33.125 --> 00:26:35.027
In fact, if anything, I'm
more of a Richard Dreyfuss,

579
00:26:35.061 --> 00:26:38.130
and that movie would've
never worked with Dreyfuss.

580
00:26:38.164 --> 00:26:39.298
(Paul sighs)

581
00:26:39.331 --> 00:26:40.232
Okay.

582
00:26:41.233 --> 00:26:42.301
Look.

583
00:26:42.334 --> 00:26:43.870
I know the only
reason you're here

584
00:26:43.903 --> 00:26:45.872
is because I'm paying
you to be here,

585
00:26:45.905 --> 00:26:48.140
but thank you.

586
00:26:49.541 --> 00:26:50.810
I need this.

587
00:26:52.178 --> 00:26:54.881
And I really hope that
I don't disappoint you.

588
00:26:58.818 --> 00:27:01.888
- I'm not a goddess.

589
00:27:01.921 --> 00:27:05.057
They'd be pretty pissed
off at the comparison.

590
00:27:05.091 --> 00:27:09.028
Paul, don't worry
about disappointing me.

591
00:27:09.061 --> 00:27:11.330
You seem like a great guy.

592
00:27:11.363 --> 00:27:16.002
In fact, kinda wish we'd met
under different circumstances.

593
00:27:16.903 --> 00:27:19.806
But it was meant to be.

594
00:27:19.839 --> 00:27:21.440
We're here.

595
00:27:21.473 --> 00:27:23.109
Tonight.

596
00:27:23.142 --> 00:27:25.344
Alone.

597
00:27:25.377 --> 00:27:28.981
And I can sense your
sadness, and your loneliness.

598
00:27:29.015 --> 00:27:32.118
But I'm gonna make
it all go away.

599
00:27:33.485 --> 00:27:35.822
I don't care about the outside.

600
00:27:35.855 --> 00:27:37.589
This?

601
00:27:37.623 --> 00:27:39.391
This is just flesh.

602
00:27:39.425 --> 00:27:43.730
It's what's under the
flesh that I desire.

603
00:27:47.033 --> 00:27:50.202
(soft tense music)

604
00:27:59.645 --> 00:28:03.682
(soft tense music continues)

605
00:28:12.491 --> 00:28:17.930
(soft tense music continues)
(Paul breathing heavily)

606
00:28:20.166 --> 00:28:22.068
It's time to relax.

607
00:28:29.976 --> 00:28:33.746
(Paul breathing heavily)

608
00:28:42.755 --> 00:28:46.793
(soft tense music continues)

609
00:28:55.634 --> 00:28:59.471
(soft tense music continues)

610
00:29:04.010 --> 00:29:07.113
(liquid spurting)

611
00:29:14.887 --> 00:29:18.357
(Paul muttering)

612
00:29:18.390 --> 00:29:19.892
Shh, just relax.

613
00:29:21.693 --> 00:29:22.829
- What the fuck?

614
00:29:22.862 --> 00:29:24.363
- Let it all go.

615
00:29:26.765 --> 00:29:29.535
(Paul slumping)

616
00:29:31.503 --> 00:29:35.074
(Paul breathing heavily)

617
00:29:37.409 --> 00:29:40.179
(liquid spurts)

618
00:29:40.913 --> 00:29:44.016
(Paul struggling)

619
00:29:49.721 --> 00:29:53.292
(Paul breathing heavily)

620
00:29:53.325 --> 00:29:58.564
(liquid spurts)
(Paul whimpering)

621
00:30:07.806 --> 00:30:11.010
(Paul whimpering)

622
00:30:11.043 --> 00:30:14.013
(Paul snorting)

623
00:30:19.852 --> 00:30:22.121
(mattress squeaking)

624
00:30:22.154 --> 00:30:25.591
(bright playful music)

625
00:30:34.033 --> 00:30:36.468
- What are you doing to me?

626
00:30:37.269 --> 00:30:39.038
- [Lilith] Relax.

627
00:30:40.940 --> 00:30:43.442
- Why can't I feel anything?

628
00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:49.315
- I said relax!

629
00:30:54.053 --> 00:30:57.089
(Paul screaming)

630
00:31:00.059 --> 00:31:01.493
- What are you?

631
00:31:03.429 --> 00:31:05.631
(Paul screaming)

632
00:31:05.664 --> 00:31:08.567
(liquid spraying)

633
00:31:10.202 --> 00:31:13.039
(Paul sputtering)

634
00:31:13.072 --> 00:31:15.574
(tentacle writhing)

635
00:31:15.607 --> 00:31:18.377
(Lilith groans)

636
00:31:20.579 --> 00:31:22.014
(tentacle pumping)

637
00:31:22.048 --> 00:31:24.583
(Paul squelches)

638
00:31:24.616 --> 00:31:27.586
(tentacle pumping)

639
00:31:32.558 --> 00:31:35.394
(slurping drink)

640
00:31:42.534 --> 00:31:43.435
- Hey.

641
00:31:45.771 --> 00:31:46.672
Hey!

642
00:31:48.074 --> 00:31:51.177
(Bartender sighs)

643
00:31:55.547 --> 00:31:56.315
Hey!

644
00:31:56.348 --> 00:31:57.916
- Whoa, shit, whoa.

645
00:31:57.950 --> 00:31:59.651
What the fuck?

646
00:31:59.685 --> 00:32:01.253
What? What? Hey.

647
00:32:01.287 --> 00:32:03.489
- Time to go home.
- Okay.

648
00:32:03.522 --> 00:32:04.823
- Like now.
- Okay, okay, all right,

649
00:32:04.856 --> 00:32:06.525
I'm going. I'm going,

650
00:32:06.558 --> 00:32:07.759
I'm out the door.
Hang on.

651
00:32:07.793 --> 00:32:09.228
Hey, wait a minute.

652
00:32:10.096 --> 00:32:11.197
Catalina?

653
00:32:12.231 --> 00:32:13.765
Catalina, where you at?

654
00:32:13.799 --> 00:32:14.833
Where you at, girl?

655
00:32:14.866 --> 00:32:16.168
- Dude.

656
00:32:16.202 --> 00:32:17.803
That chick left like
three hours ago,

657
00:32:17.836 --> 00:32:19.305
when she went to the bathroom

658
00:32:19.338 --> 00:32:20.339
and you tried to make
out with her sister.

659
00:32:20.372 --> 00:32:21.473
- Whatever, whatever.

660
00:32:21.507 --> 00:32:22.641
Her sister's hotter anyway.

661
00:32:22.674 --> 00:32:23.709
It's fine.

662
00:32:23.742 --> 00:32:24.943
- You're sad.

663
00:32:24.977 --> 00:32:27.013
And I don't care.

664
00:32:27.046 --> 00:32:28.380
(snaps fingers) Time to go.

665
00:32:28.414 --> 00:32:30.149
- Well dude, I can't drive.

666
00:32:30.182 --> 00:32:32.051
I'm fucking wasted.

667
00:32:32.084 --> 00:32:33.519
- Yeah, I know.

668
00:32:33.552 --> 00:32:36.822
And I hope that there's
ice on all of the roads.

669
00:32:36.855 --> 00:32:38.090
- What?

670
00:32:38.124 --> 00:32:39.925
That is so mean.

671
00:32:39.958 --> 00:32:41.860
- I don't care.

672
00:32:41.893 --> 00:32:43.029
Come on.

673
00:32:43.062 --> 00:32:44.930
- Well, you know what this is.

674
00:32:44.963 --> 00:32:47.133
You over-served me.

675
00:32:47.166 --> 00:32:48.634
(laughs) Bloop,
bloop, bloop, bloop.

676
00:32:48.667 --> 00:32:49.601
Look at all that.

677
00:32:49.635 --> 00:32:51.103
You're a criminal.

678
00:32:51.137 --> 00:32:53.839
Yeah, look away, law breaker.

679
00:32:53.872 --> 00:32:55.674
Look away from this crime scene

680
00:32:55.707 --> 00:32:58.477
that you have committed.

681
00:32:58.510 --> 00:33:00.479
So you know what
has to happen now?

682
00:33:00.512 --> 00:33:02.048
You need to take me home.

683
00:33:02.081 --> 00:33:03.049
- No.

684
00:33:03.082 --> 00:33:04.216
- Okay.

685
00:33:04.250 --> 00:33:05.351
You need to take me to a home.

686
00:33:05.384 --> 00:33:07.619
Preferably your home.

687
00:33:07.653 --> 00:33:08.887
You know?

688
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:10.656
Did I tell you how sexy
you're looking tonight?

689
00:33:10.689 --> 00:33:13.125
I've been, I've been
looking at you all night,

690
00:33:13.159 --> 00:33:15.294
just ogling, wow.

691
00:33:15.327 --> 00:33:16.495
Look at that.

692
00:33:16.528 --> 00:33:17.796
Wowza.

693
00:33:17.829 --> 00:33:19.798
Just, just thinking of
that time, remember?

694
00:33:19.831 --> 00:33:23.935
It was you and me
in the storage shed?

695
00:33:23.969 --> 00:33:25.104
- Ah, gross.

696
00:33:25.137 --> 00:33:26.538
No, ugh.

697
00:33:26.572 --> 00:33:28.074
- You're right, that
was pretty gross.

698
00:33:29.975 --> 00:33:31.210
- Look.

699
00:33:31.243 --> 00:33:32.344
I'll take you to Paul's house

700
00:33:32.378 --> 00:33:35.047
if you promise not to touch me.

701
00:33:38.750 --> 00:33:40.018
- Deal.

702
00:33:40.052 --> 00:33:42.854
(crickets chirping)

703
00:33:42.888 --> 00:33:43.922
(door creaking)

704
00:33:43.955 --> 00:33:45.091
Hello?

705
00:33:45.124 --> 00:33:46.192
Paul?

706
00:33:47.226 --> 00:33:48.327
You home?

707
00:33:49.095 --> 00:33:51.563
'Cause I am. (snickers)

708
00:33:51.597 --> 00:33:53.432
Car was too drunk to drive,

709
00:33:53.465 --> 00:33:55.534
and then that mean
bartender lady,

710
00:33:55.567 --> 00:33:58.270
she, uh, she said that
my place was too far,

711
00:33:58.304 --> 00:34:00.439
so, uh, here I am.

712
00:34:00.472 --> 00:34:01.740
(soft tense music)

713
00:34:01.773 --> 00:34:05.411
(light switch clicking)

714
00:34:05.444 --> 00:34:09.014
What are you, too broke
to afford light bulbs?

715
00:34:09.047 --> 00:34:10.516
The fuck is wrong with you?

716
00:34:20.058 --> 00:34:23.095
(Shane exhaling)

717
00:34:25.030 --> 00:34:27.366
Oh.
Paul!

718
00:34:27.399 --> 00:34:29.301
I'm taking the last beer!

719
00:34:30.269 --> 00:34:31.703
I'll get more in the morning,

720
00:34:31.737 --> 00:34:34.840
so, uh, don't be
a pussy about it.

721
00:34:37.943 --> 00:34:40.779
(Shane exhaling)

722
00:34:44.383 --> 00:34:46.118
All right, Paul.
Last chance.

723
00:34:46.152 --> 00:34:48.220
I'm coming up.

724
00:34:48.254 --> 00:34:49.588
You better not be naked, dude.

725
00:34:49.621 --> 00:34:52.624
I've had a weird
enough night as it is,

726
00:34:52.658 --> 00:34:53.959
and I don't think I could stand

727
00:34:53.992 --> 00:34:55.261
seeing your dick right now.

728
00:34:56.462 --> 00:34:59.998
(tense eerie music)

729
00:35:00.031 --> 00:35:01.833
(Shane laughs)

730
00:35:01.867 --> 00:35:04.035
Are these panties, dude?

731
00:35:04.069 --> 00:35:05.537
Are you serious?

732
00:35:05.571 --> 00:35:08.474
Did you get with one of
those massage chicks?

733
00:35:08.507 --> 00:35:10.776
Oh, I can't believe you did it.

734
00:35:10.809 --> 00:35:12.178
Paul?

735
00:35:12.211 --> 00:35:14.446
(dark tense music)

736
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:19.718
What the fuck?

737
00:35:23.255 --> 00:35:24.623
What the fuck?

738
00:35:26.325 --> 00:35:28.427
What the fuck is this?

739
00:35:30.229 --> 00:35:31.330
Oh Jesus.

740
00:35:32.864 --> 00:35:33.832
Oh fuck me.

741
00:35:37.035 --> 00:35:39.538
- Not the happy ending
one would expect.

742
00:35:41.240 --> 00:35:43.041
(iPhone vibrating)

743
00:35:43.074 --> 00:35:44.443
Oh, I see I have a caller

744
00:35:44.476 --> 00:35:45.577
who would like to
discuss this tale.

745
00:35:48.914 --> 00:35:52.884
This is Nada, and you're
on "The Night Time World".

746
00:35:57.989 --> 00:35:59.157
Is someone there?

747
00:36:02.661 --> 00:36:05.063
- [Vampire 1]
Sorry, I was eating.

748
00:36:06.498 --> 00:36:09.868
So you just hang up on people
who call you in distress?

749
00:36:09.901 --> 00:36:10.802
- Who is this?

750
00:36:12.604 --> 00:36:14.506
- [Vampire 1] The woman
who answered this guy's ad

751
00:36:14.540 --> 00:36:15.674
to kill him.

752
00:36:17.209 --> 00:36:18.577
Don't hang up on me.

753
00:36:19.578 --> 00:36:20.746
- Why shouldn't I?

754
00:36:22.147 --> 00:36:23.815
- [Vampire 1] You talk about it,

755
00:36:23.849 --> 00:36:26.552
but I live in the
night time world.

756
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:30.088
I've listened to you
for quite some time,

757
00:36:30.121 --> 00:36:33.425
and I thought tonight
was the perfect night

758
00:36:33.459 --> 00:36:37.062
to finally call in and meet.

759
00:36:37.095 --> 00:36:38.196
- All right.

760
00:36:38.997 --> 00:36:40.366
Uh.

761
00:36:40.399 --> 00:36:42.000
What about the other guy?

762
00:36:42.033 --> 00:36:43.669
The one who called earlier,
is he there with you?

763
00:36:43.702 --> 00:36:47.038
- [Caller] She's-she's
not gonna kill me.

764
00:36:47.072 --> 00:36:49.475
She's-she's gonna let me,

765
00:36:49.508 --> 00:36:52.544
she's gonna let me
live forever.

766
00:36:53.745 --> 00:36:55.146
- I see.

767
00:36:55.180 --> 00:36:57.182
- [Vampire 1] Let me
describe the scene here

768
00:36:57.215 --> 00:36:59.050
for you and your listeners.

769
00:36:59.084 --> 00:37:00.419
How's that?

770
00:37:00.452 --> 00:37:01.853
- I'd rather you didn't.

771
00:37:02.654 --> 00:37:04.456
- [Vampire 1] He's naked.

772
00:37:04.490 --> 00:37:05.991
Very attractive.

773
00:37:06.892 --> 00:37:08.260
Nice abs.

774
00:37:08.894 --> 00:37:10.429
Shaved.

775
00:37:10.462 --> 00:37:11.997
Even his cock and balls.

776
00:37:12.030 --> 00:37:13.565
- This is not a sex line.

777
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:17.369
- [Vampire 1] A swimmer's
body, I would say.

778
00:37:18.069 --> 00:37:18.970
Are you?

779
00:37:19.871 --> 00:37:21.740
- [Caller] Yes.

780
00:37:21.773 --> 00:37:23.275
- Can we at least
get to the part

781
00:37:23.309 --> 00:37:24.543
where this guy's
gonna live forever?

782
00:37:24.576 --> 00:37:26.244
- [Vampire 1] We'll get there.

783
00:37:26.278 --> 00:37:29.581
But first, I'm going to
bite his cock and balls off

784
00:37:29.615 --> 00:37:31.417
live on your show.

785
00:37:31.450 --> 00:37:32.851
- For fuck's sake.

786
00:37:34.152 --> 00:37:36.455
- [Vampire 1] Vampires
are dead below the waist.

787
00:37:37.423 --> 00:37:40.191
(caller screaming)

788
00:37:40.225 --> 00:37:43.829
(static buzzes)

789
00:37:43.862 --> 00:37:45.997
- Okay, good.

790
00:37:46.031 --> 00:37:49.134
Well, I'm sorry to
everyone for that.

791
00:37:49.167 --> 00:37:50.769
To anyone out there
who thinks that they're

792
00:37:50.802 --> 00:37:53.405
gonna call in here
and hijack my show,

793
00:37:53.439 --> 00:37:55.607
just take your
patronage elsewhere.

794
00:37:57.275 --> 00:37:59.177
(static buzzing)

795
00:37:59.210 --> 00:38:02.648
- [Vampire 1] I believe
we got disconnected.

796
00:38:02.681 --> 00:38:04.115
- How are you doing this?

797
00:38:05.317 --> 00:38:06.618
- [Vampire 1] You
never had a vampire

798
00:38:06.652 --> 00:38:08.487
call into your show before?

799
00:38:09.888 --> 00:38:14.159
Let me tell your
listeners my story.

800
00:38:14.192 --> 00:38:16.328
- I don't seem to have much
of a choice in the matter.

801
00:38:16.362 --> 00:38:18.497
- [Vampire 1] This guy here,

802
00:38:18.530 --> 00:38:22.200
he's very much
alive, to his dismay.

803
00:38:22.233 --> 00:38:24.636
You know that's why
he's crying, right?

804
00:38:25.471 --> 00:38:27.906
Oh, it's not because I
orally castrated him.

805
00:38:27.939 --> 00:38:28.874
- Right.

806
00:38:28.907 --> 00:38:31.176
It's because you're a vampire,

807
00:38:31.209 --> 00:38:33.712
and you've turned
him into a vampire.

808
00:38:33.745 --> 00:38:34.680
We get it.

809
00:38:34.713 --> 00:38:35.681
- [Vampire 1] Tell him

810
00:38:35.714 --> 00:38:36.915
what you wanted me to do .

811
00:38:37.883 --> 00:38:40.085
- [Caller] Flay-flay me .

812
00:38:40.919 --> 00:38:42.187
- What?

813
00:38:42.220 --> 00:38:43.355
- [Vampire 1] He's
starting to fade.

814
00:38:43.389 --> 00:38:44.490
Flay.

815
00:38:45.624 --> 00:38:47.225
This crazy motherfucker
wanted me to start

816
00:38:47.258 --> 00:38:49.060
peeling off his skin.

817
00:38:49.094 --> 00:38:53.499
Had all the tools to basically
dissect him bit by bit,

818
00:38:53.532 --> 00:38:55.867
and record it.

819
00:38:55.901 --> 00:38:57.469
Can you believe that?

820
00:38:57.503 --> 00:38:59.938
- No, actually I don't.

821
00:38:59.971 --> 00:39:02.874
- [Vampire 1] I answered
his ad because I'm tired

822
00:39:02.908 --> 00:39:05.477
of hearing people
say they want to die.

823
00:39:06.645 --> 00:39:07.779
And this guy?

824
00:39:09.014 --> 00:39:12.451
It's perhaps the grossest
cry for attention

825
00:39:12.484 --> 00:39:14.553
I have seen in a
very long time.

826
00:39:14.586 --> 00:39:16.622
- It's the second grossest
call for attention

827
00:39:16.655 --> 00:39:18.089
I've seen in a long time.

828
00:39:19.257 --> 00:39:20.692
- [Vampire 1] You
have a vampire story.

829
00:39:20.726 --> 00:39:21.627
Did I hear right?

830
00:39:21.660 --> 00:39:22.661
- Yes, I do.

831
00:39:22.694 --> 00:39:24.195
- [Vampire 1] Tell it.

832
00:39:24.229 --> 00:39:25.531
Keep me company, Troy.

833
00:39:25.564 --> 00:39:27.633
Oops, sorry.

834
00:39:27.666 --> 00:39:28.767
Nada.

835
00:39:29.968 --> 00:39:31.870
Tell them like you do,
and maybe I'll take

836
00:39:31.903 --> 00:39:34.072
the fear away that
keeps you up at night.

837
00:39:34.105 --> 00:39:35.507
- Is that a threat?

838
00:39:36.908 --> 00:39:38.744
- [Vampire 1] Tell me a story.

839
00:39:42.380 --> 00:39:44.950
- Well, I'm afraid we
may have been hacked.

840
00:39:46.685 --> 00:39:48.787
I don't know how many
people are watching

841
00:39:48.820 --> 00:39:50.556
or listening right now, but

842
00:39:52.758 --> 00:39:54.092
the show must go on.

843
00:39:56.227 --> 00:39:58.964
And so, I'd like to
tell you about Scarlet.

844
00:39:59.731 --> 00:40:02.868
(dark tense music)

845
00:40:05.203 --> 00:40:06.104
- Is that her?

846
00:40:09.407 --> 00:40:12.043
(Craig sighs)

847
00:40:13.545 --> 00:40:15.914
You should move now, then.

848
00:40:16.882 --> 00:40:17.983
- Hey.

849
00:40:18.016 --> 00:40:18.784
You gonna move?

850
00:40:18.817 --> 00:40:20.786
- Give him a minute.

851
00:40:21.520 --> 00:40:22.488
- Craig?

852
00:40:22.521 --> 00:40:23.622
- Hold on.

853
00:40:30.095 --> 00:40:30.962
I'm sorry.

854
00:40:30.996 --> 00:40:32.498
She's gonna tear me apart.

855
00:40:32.531 --> 00:40:33.932
- I can do it.

856
00:40:33.965 --> 00:40:36.134
- No.
- Why not?

857
00:40:36.167 --> 00:40:37.068
- She'll slaughter you.

858
00:40:37.102 --> 00:40:39.304
- Craig.

859
00:40:39.337 --> 00:40:42.941
- Just, do you ever wonder
how long she's been around?

860
00:40:42.974 --> 00:40:44.476
How many people
like me she's offed?

861
00:40:44.510 --> 00:40:45.477
- She has offed-
- I have a better shot.

862
00:40:45.511 --> 00:40:46.612
- Shh!

863
00:40:48.279 --> 00:40:49.548
Finish your sentence.

864
00:40:51.850 --> 00:40:53.284
- You can either take action,

865
00:40:53.318 --> 00:40:55.487
or you can wait for
another little Gregory.

866
00:40:58.056 --> 00:41:00.358
(Craig sighs)

867
00:41:00.391 --> 00:41:01.493
- Look, man.

868
00:41:03.294 --> 00:41:06.798
You're the most affected
out of all of us.

869
00:41:06.832 --> 00:41:08.734
And that makes you
more breakable.

870
00:41:08.767 --> 00:41:10.769
- She's already expecting me.

871
00:41:10.802 --> 00:41:12.037
- I can do it right
there in the street.

872
00:41:12.070 --> 00:41:13.371
- No you won't.

873
00:41:13.404 --> 00:41:15.473
You just sit there and
shut up til it's over.

874
00:41:15.507 --> 00:41:16.608
- [Denice] Stop!

875
00:41:16.642 --> 00:41:17.676
- Then what are you waiting for?

876
00:41:17.709 --> 00:41:18.944
- Calm down!

877
00:41:22.681 --> 00:41:24.650
One thing at a time.

878
00:41:35.126 --> 00:41:36.528
(Craig exhales)

879
00:41:36.562 --> 00:41:37.863
Garlic water.

880
00:41:40.566 --> 00:41:41.900
(Robert sighs)

881
00:41:41.933 --> 00:41:43.702
- Good luck, man.

882
00:41:49.708 --> 00:41:52.944
(crickets chirping)

883
00:41:58.850 --> 00:42:02.020
(soft tense music)

884
00:42:11.663 --> 00:42:15.667
(soft tense music continues)

885
00:42:23.709 --> 00:42:28.780
- Craig. (laughing)

886
00:42:31.116 --> 00:42:34.519
- [Craig] So good to
finally meet in person.

887
00:42:34.552 --> 00:42:37.656
- You look a lot handsomer
in real life. (laughing)

888
00:42:37.689 --> 00:42:38.924
- Thank you.

889
00:42:40.491 --> 00:42:41.793
You look like-

890
00:42:41.827 --> 00:42:44.362
- Do you wanna
come back to mine?

891
00:42:44.395 --> 00:42:45.697
- Yeah, sure.

892
00:42:48.566 --> 00:42:50.268
- Are you shy?

893
00:42:50.301 --> 00:42:51.169
- No.

894
00:42:52.270 --> 00:42:54.239
- I'm shy, too.

895
00:42:54.272 --> 00:42:57.108
(both chuckling)

896
00:43:04.683 --> 00:43:08.586
(sensual electronic music)

897
00:43:15.526 --> 00:43:18.229
(Craig grunts)

898
00:43:27.806 --> 00:43:32.343
(sensual electronic
music continues)

899
00:43:42.620 --> 00:43:45.924
(music intensifying)

900
00:43:47.525 --> 00:43:50.228
(Craig grunts)

901
00:43:52.430 --> 00:43:55.333
(Scarlet panting)

902
00:44:04.710 --> 00:44:06.544
- [Craig] What are you doing?

903
00:44:06.577 --> 00:44:10.348
- Is your heart always
beating that fast?

904
00:44:11.950 --> 00:44:13.584
- [Craig] No.

905
00:44:13.618 --> 00:44:14.720
Yeah.

906
00:44:15.486 --> 00:44:16.454
I don't know.

907
00:44:16.487 --> 00:44:19.124
(Scarlet laughing)

908
00:44:19.157 --> 00:44:21.693
- [Scarlet] You might
wanna get that checked out.

909
00:44:21.727 --> 00:44:23.394
- [Craig] Never noticed before.

910
00:44:24.429 --> 00:44:25.330
No one's ever-

911
00:44:32.403 --> 00:44:35.373
(soft tense music)

912
00:44:43.348 --> 00:44:45.917
(both panting)

913
00:44:45.951 --> 00:44:47.052
Sorry.

914
00:44:47.786 --> 00:44:48.920
I'm sorry.

915
00:44:48.954 --> 00:44:50.688
- [Scarlet] What?

916
00:44:50.722 --> 00:44:51.923
Why?

917
00:44:51.957 --> 00:44:53.391
- [Craig] What?

918
00:44:55.126 --> 00:44:57.028
- Why are you so nervous?

919
00:44:57.062 --> 00:44:58.229
- [Craig] I'm not.

920
00:44:59.164 --> 00:45:00.398
- [Scarlet] You are.

921
00:45:02.934 --> 00:45:04.035
It's okay.

922
00:45:04.836 --> 00:45:06.571
Just relax.

923
00:45:06.604 --> 00:45:09.174
- I'm sorry, seriously, but ...

924
00:45:19.684 --> 00:45:23.488
(soft tense music continues)

925
00:45:32.297 --> 00:45:36.601
(soft tense music continues)

926
00:45:36.634 --> 00:45:37.735
You okay?

927
00:45:43.842 --> 00:45:47.412
(tense foreboding music)

928
00:45:56.387 --> 00:46:01.026
(tense foreboding
music continues)

929
00:46:01.827 --> 00:46:04.162
(Craig groaning)

930
00:46:04.195 --> 00:46:07.298
(Scarlet panting)

931
00:46:17.142 --> 00:46:22.380
(Craig groaning)
(soft tense music)

932
00:46:31.756 --> 00:46:35.460
(Craig continues groaning)

933
00:46:40.832 --> 00:46:43.801
(Craig choking)

934
00:46:54.112 --> 00:46:57.148
(Craig groaning)

935
00:47:01.752 --> 00:47:04.222
(Craig groans)

936
00:47:04.255 --> 00:47:05.290
- Fuck.

937
00:47:05.323 --> 00:47:07.792
(Craig coughing)
- Shh, shh.

938
00:47:07.825 --> 00:47:08.927
Shh.

939
00:47:10.395 --> 00:47:12.363
(Craig choking)

940
00:47:12.397 --> 00:47:17.268
- Bitch!
(Scarlet laughing)

941
00:47:17.302 --> 00:47:18.203
Bitch!

942
00:47:21.973 --> 00:47:23.841
(Scarlet sighs)

943
00:47:23.875 --> 00:47:26.978
- I don't think
this is gonna work.

944
00:47:27.012 --> 00:47:30.048
(Craig grunting)

945
00:47:33.118 --> 00:47:36.287
(Scarlet shouting)

946
00:47:37.989 --> 00:47:41.859
(Scarlet laughing)

947
00:47:41.893 --> 00:47:43.361
By the end of tonight,

948
00:47:43.394 --> 00:47:47.332
you're gonna beg me
to kill you! (laughs)

949
00:47:47.365 --> 00:47:50.868
(shouts in foreign language)

950
00:47:50.902 --> 00:47:54.005
(both shout)

951
00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:57.075
(Craig coughing)

952
00:47:58.643 --> 00:48:01.446
(Craig coughing)

953
00:48:07.052 --> 00:48:10.922
(Scarlet exhaling)

954
00:48:10.956 --> 00:48:13.591
(dark tense music)

955
00:48:13.624 --> 00:48:16.161
(Craig coughs)

956
00:48:16.194 --> 00:48:19.197
(crickets chirping)

957
00:48:19.230 --> 00:48:22.400
(soft eerie music)

958
00:48:31.776 --> 00:48:35.613
(soft eerie music continues)

959
00:48:45.190 --> 00:48:47.058
- Scarlet?

960
00:48:47.092 --> 00:48:49.560
Scarlet.
(Scarlet gasps)

961
00:48:49.594 --> 00:48:51.662
- Shit.

962
00:48:51.696 --> 00:48:54.765
You scared the hell
out of me. (laughing)

963
00:48:54.799 --> 00:48:56.934
It's lovely to meet you.

964
00:48:56.968 --> 00:48:58.403
- Nice to meet you, too.

965
00:48:58.436 --> 00:49:01.172
- So do you wanna
come back to mine?

966
00:49:01.206 --> 00:49:03.975
(dark foreboding music)

967
00:49:04.009 --> 00:49:06.111
- How was that one?

968
00:49:06.144 --> 00:49:07.545
My caller in the night,

969
00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:11.249
did it help your
work go by faster?

970
00:49:12.683 --> 00:49:15.653
(iPhone vibrating)

971
00:49:21.659 --> 00:49:25.763
This is Nada, and you're
on "The Night Time World".

972
00:49:25.796 --> 00:49:28.799
- [Vampire 1] I love
it when you say that.

973
00:49:28.833 --> 00:49:31.102
- Is this gonna go on all night?

974
00:49:31.136 --> 00:49:32.303
- [Vampire 1] You don't like me?

975
00:49:32.337 --> 00:49:34.705
I thought we had a bond,

976
00:49:34.739 --> 00:49:36.207
a real connection.

977
00:49:37.375 --> 00:49:39.677
You've been talking
to me for years now.

978
00:49:39.710 --> 00:49:40.745
- How's our boy?

979
00:49:40.778 --> 00:49:42.313
- [Vampire 1] He's dead.

980
00:49:42.347 --> 00:49:43.848
For a little.

981
00:49:43.881 --> 00:49:45.516
He'll be up and
around tomorrow night,

982
00:49:45.550 --> 00:49:47.585
and every night
after that forever.

983
00:49:49.420 --> 00:49:51.722
- Look, even if
this is all true,

984
00:49:51.756 --> 00:49:55.193
and he is a vampire
now, he can still die,

985
00:49:55.226 --> 00:49:56.427
and so can you.

986
00:49:57.595 --> 00:49:58.763
- [Vampire 1] You
mean like the movies,

987
00:49:58.796 --> 00:50:00.465
or the stories you tell?

988
00:50:00.498 --> 00:50:02.500
Yeah, kinda sorta.

989
00:50:02.533 --> 00:50:04.869
There are some things
that can get to us,

990
00:50:04.902 --> 00:50:07.004
but we're not afraid
of crosses.

991
00:50:07.038 --> 00:50:09.974
We have reflections,
we don't sparkle.

992
00:50:10.007 --> 00:50:14.745
We don't turn into bats or
wolves or snakes or mist.

993
00:50:16.147 --> 00:50:19.684
You ever wonder why in all
those old Count Dracula movies,

994
00:50:19.717 --> 00:50:22.253
the clothes transform
into the bat too?

995
00:50:23.954 --> 00:50:25.623
If I could turn into a bat,

996
00:50:25.656 --> 00:50:27.658
my clothes would fall off,

997
00:50:27.692 --> 00:50:29.594
and when I came
back in human form,

998
00:50:29.627 --> 00:50:33.598
I would be bare ass
naked, which could be fun,

999
00:50:35.366 --> 00:50:37.335
watching the boys
lose their shit.

1000
00:50:38.736 --> 00:50:41.406
But now that sex has been
replaced by feeding for me,

1001
00:50:41.439 --> 00:50:43.941
I'd rather just
keep my clothes on.

1002
00:50:43.974 --> 00:50:46.511
We fuck by feeding.

1003
00:50:46.544 --> 00:50:48.846
Did you know that?

1004
00:50:48.879 --> 00:50:51.649
- Is that what you
wanted to tell me?

1005
00:50:51.682 --> 00:50:53.951
- [Vampire 1] I just wanna talk.

1006
00:50:53.984 --> 00:50:56.121
He's sleeping with
the dead now.

1007
00:50:57.122 --> 00:50:58.889
My work here is done.

1008
00:50:58.923 --> 00:51:00.258
- What about sunlight?

1009
00:51:01.025 --> 00:51:02.760
Does that kill you?

1010
00:51:02.793 --> 00:51:04.829
- [Vampire 1] Oh, you want
to interview this vampire?

1011
00:51:04.862 --> 00:51:06.297
Let me guess.

1012
00:51:06.331 --> 00:51:09.700
Your next question
is how old am I?

1013
00:51:12.337 --> 00:51:14.339
- I asked because if
sunlight kills you,

1014
00:51:14.372 --> 00:51:16.374
then dead boy walking
can just walk outside

1015
00:51:16.407 --> 00:51:18.309
in the morning and kill himself.

1016
00:51:19.510 --> 00:51:21.579
- [Vampire 1] He will
not want to do that.

1017
00:51:21.612 --> 00:51:23.548
It's not the same kind
of death.

1018
00:51:24.415 --> 00:51:25.816
It's way worse.

1019
00:51:26.984 --> 00:51:31.289
And I'm 153, but I don't
look a day over 18.

1020
00:51:32.557 --> 00:51:35.860
Born, died, and reborn in
the great state of Ohio.

1021
00:51:35.893 --> 00:51:37.195
Go Buckeyes.

1022
00:51:37.228 --> 00:51:39.597
- And now, you
sleep in a coffin.

1023
00:51:39.630 --> 00:51:41.332
- [Vampire 1] Are
you kidding me, dude?

1024
00:51:41.366 --> 00:51:43.100
Would you sleep in a coffin?

1025
00:51:43.134 --> 00:51:45.503
No, I have a great apartment
with heavy curtains,

1026
00:51:45.536 --> 00:51:50.175
and a king-sized bed
with memory foam.

1027
00:51:50.208 --> 00:51:53.144
- So sunlight does
kill you, then?

1028
00:51:53.178 --> 00:51:56.547
There must be
something else, too,

1029
00:51:56.581 --> 00:51:59.083
otherwise your kind would
be overrunning the streets.

1030
00:51:59.116 --> 00:52:01.686
- [Vampire 1] Let me
tell you about my kind.

1031
00:52:02.653 --> 00:52:04.655
We are less than you think,

1032
00:52:06.090 --> 00:52:07.725
but more than you know.

1033
00:52:08.993 --> 00:52:11.962
Unlike the movies and the
morals that create them,

1034
00:52:13.030 --> 00:52:15.766
we understand
population control.

1035
00:52:16.967 --> 00:52:19.337
Vampires just don't go
around biting people

1036
00:52:19.370 --> 00:52:21.406
and making more vampires.

1037
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:24.375
Some of our subjects
are stumped.

1038
00:52:24.409 --> 00:52:26.911
Look, if vampires
just made a vampire

1039
00:52:26.944 --> 00:52:29.814
with every bite, exponentially,
we would overpopulate

1040
00:52:29.847 --> 00:52:33.518
the earth in no time, wiping
out our own food supply.

1041
00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:35.953
We're actually an
organized race,

1042
00:52:35.986 --> 00:52:38.389
and frankly have
learned to cultivate

1043
00:52:38.423 --> 00:52:41.192
a symbiotic relationship
with humans.

1044
00:52:42.026 --> 00:52:43.561
Imagine that.

1045
00:52:43.594 --> 00:52:44.729
- And what about this guy?

1046
00:52:44.762 --> 00:52:46.063
You turned him.

1047
00:52:46.096 --> 00:52:47.898
- [Vampire 1] Oh, there
is something special

1048
00:52:47.932 --> 00:52:50.167
planned for him.

1049
00:52:50.201 --> 00:52:52.337
He's not ever going to feed.

1050
00:52:52.370 --> 00:52:53.471
Ever.

1051
00:52:54.972 --> 00:52:58.276
I 'm going to have him
sealed up somewhere,

1052
00:52:58.309 --> 00:53:01.846
almost "Cask of
Amontillado" like.

1053
00:53:01.879 --> 00:53:04.549
Ever read that Edgar
Allen Poe story?

1054
00:53:05.250 --> 00:53:06.351
I love it.

1055
00:53:07.518 --> 00:53:09.920
Seal him in and let
him hunger for eternity

1056
00:53:09.954 --> 00:53:13.624
because he doesn't respect
the beauty of life.

1057
00:53:14.592 --> 00:53:17.762
When I was alive, I had cancer.

1058
00:53:19.096 --> 00:53:22.667
I was the oldest daughter
in my family of 12.

1059
00:53:22.700 --> 00:53:25.703
My father died, and
my mother needed me.

1060
00:53:25.736 --> 00:53:29.274
So when I fell ill,
I wanted more life,

1061
00:53:29.307 --> 00:53:34.111
more time, and then one night,
my prayers were answered,

1062
00:53:34.144 --> 00:53:35.446
and I was turned.

1063
00:53:36.381 --> 00:53:37.848
And guess what?

1064
00:53:37.882 --> 00:53:41.319
I-I didn't go on a
bloodthirsty rampage

1065
00:53:41.352 --> 00:53:43.521
across the countryside.

1066
00:53:43.554 --> 00:53:45.990
No vampire hunters came for me.

1067
00:53:46.824 --> 00:53:48.993
I fed on livestock at first,

1068
00:53:49.026 --> 00:53:52.029
and then vagrants,
and backwoods yokels.

1069
00:53:52.763 --> 00:53:54.665
I never took too much.

1070
00:53:55.633 --> 00:53:57.101
Not enough to turn them,

1071
00:53:57.134 --> 00:53:59.136
but just enough to make them

1072
00:53:59.169 --> 00:54:01.138
feel tired all the time.

1073
00:54:01.171 --> 00:54:04.041
I raised my siblings,
and I put my mother

1074
00:54:04.074 --> 00:54:07.545
into the ground
with natural causes.

1075
00:54:07.578 --> 00:54:10.515
- You're quite the humanitarian.

1076
00:54:10.548 --> 00:54:12.317
- [Vampire 1] Think
what you will.

1077
00:54:12.350 --> 00:54:15.586
When I hear of people who want
to throw their lives away,

1078
00:54:15.620 --> 00:54:17.388
it pisses me off.

1079
00:54:19.056 --> 00:54:22.627
- So that gives you the right
to do whatever you want?

1080
00:54:22.660 --> 00:54:24.261
To torture people?

1081
00:54:27.632 --> 00:54:32.269
You wanted to live,
and you got to live.

1082
00:54:32.303 --> 00:54:35.806
This guy wants to
die, and you're taking
that away from him.

1083
00:54:39.310 --> 00:54:40.745
- [Vampire 1] Tell me a story.

1084
00:54:40.778 --> 00:54:42.780
Another vampire story.

1085
00:54:42.813 --> 00:54:44.849
- Are people able to listen?

1086
00:54:46.451 --> 00:54:49.754
- [Vampire 1] Nada,
tell me a story.

1087
00:54:54.492 --> 00:54:56.160
(Vampire sighs)

1088
00:54:56.193 --> 00:54:59.330
(dark tense music)

1089
00:55:08.806 --> 00:55:12.843
(dark tense music continues)

1090
00:55:14.144 --> 00:55:17.147
- [Vampire 2] A man once
said the blood is the life.

1091
00:55:18.282 --> 00:55:20.117
Greater words have
never been more true

1092
00:55:20.150 --> 00:55:23.354
from someone that
does not exist.

1093
00:55:24.489 --> 00:55:26.791
My name no longer matters .

1094
00:55:27.658 --> 00:55:30.861
And my blood will be my death.

1095
00:55:32.630 --> 00:55:34.365
I have a sickness.

1096
00:55:35.366 --> 00:55:37.001
A rare blood disease.

1097
00:55:38.669 --> 00:55:40.170
I will be remembered as a hero

1098
00:55:40.204 --> 00:55:42.773
for changing the
world through my work.

1099
00:55:44.041 --> 00:55:45.810
I will be remembered
as the villain

1100
00:55:45.843 --> 00:55:47.712
for the exact same.

1101
00:55:49.079 --> 00:55:50.114
So different.

1102
00:55:51.382 --> 00:55:54.985
Yet there's one thing both
hero and villain share.

1103
00:55:56.521 --> 00:55:57.688
Death.

1104
00:55:59.289 --> 00:56:00.991
But I'm going to defy it .

1105
00:56:02.493 --> 00:56:04.094
I'm going to cure it.

1106
00:56:06.731 --> 00:56:09.800
Lab results number 101
show a perfect bond

1107
00:56:09.834 --> 00:56:13.070
of my DNA and of
desmodus rotundus.

1108
00:56:14.439 --> 00:56:15.940
The vampire bat.

1109
00:56:18.643 --> 00:56:19.744
Death.

1110
00:56:20.878 --> 00:56:22.680
I am going to defy it.

1111
00:56:23.814 --> 00:56:25.416
I'm going to cure it.

1112
00:56:27.284 --> 00:56:29.487
So in a world of heroes,

1113
00:56:30.187 --> 00:56:31.656
in a world of villains,

1114
00:56:33.390 --> 00:56:34.492
what am I?

1115
00:56:35.793 --> 00:56:39.163
(dark dramatic music)

1116
00:56:46.303 --> 00:56:47.905
Eight days.

1117
00:56:47.938 --> 00:56:49.774
Eight days with nothing.

1118
00:56:51.308 --> 00:56:54.612
Years ago, I created a cure.

1119
00:56:54.645 --> 00:56:58.082
Years ago, I created my curse.

1120
00:56:59.416 --> 00:57:01.185
A man into myth.

1121
00:57:02.319 --> 00:57:06.123
And like the myth,
I hunger for blood.

1122
00:57:15.132 --> 00:57:16.534
Clean blood.

1123
00:57:19.670 --> 00:57:21.606
Not innocent blood.

1124
00:57:22.406 --> 00:57:23.774
- Hey, you got a light?

1125
00:57:26.010 --> 00:57:26.777
Hi?

1126
00:57:26.811 --> 00:57:27.978
Do you have a light?

1127
00:57:29.046 --> 00:57:30.314
- No.

1128
00:57:30.347 --> 00:57:32.249
- (scoffs) Was I an
idiot for even asking?

1129
00:57:32.282 --> 00:57:34.885
Are you just like every
asshole in the city?

1130
00:57:35.586 --> 00:57:36.687
- No.

1131
00:57:37.622 --> 00:57:39.557
- Is no the only word you know?

1132
00:57:42.159 --> 00:57:43.060
- No.

1133
00:57:44.895 --> 00:57:47.297
- So what, are you on some
kind of creepy night stroll,

1134
00:57:47.331 --> 00:57:49.099
or do you just prefer
to listen to music

1135
00:57:49.133 --> 00:57:50.100
from the outside?

1136
00:57:51.468 --> 00:57:53.571
- Music?

1137
00:57:53.604 --> 00:57:56.340
I prefer it when
someone actually sings.

1138
00:57:56.373 --> 00:57:58.142
That-

1139
00:57:58.175 --> 00:57:59.844
- (scoffs) Apparently you need
a crash course in good music,

1140
00:57:59.877 --> 00:58:01.278
because that was-

1141
00:58:01.311 --> 00:58:03.080
- Why are you talking to me?

1142
00:58:03.113 --> 00:58:04.281
- I don't know.

1143
00:58:04.314 --> 00:58:08.786
Guy walking around
alone at one a.m.

1144
00:58:08.819 --> 00:58:11.455
Seems like something
you could use.

1145
00:58:11.488 --> 00:58:12.690
- I don't.

1146
00:58:12.723 --> 00:58:14.391
- Well I do.

1147
00:58:14.424 --> 00:58:16.561
You wanna court me, and go
find a light for this thing?

1148
00:58:16.594 --> 00:58:18.696
- You shouldn't smoke.

1149
00:58:18.729 --> 00:58:21.398
It's bad for your blood.

1150
00:58:21.431 --> 00:58:24.134
- Hey, I thought you said
you weren't an asshole.

1151
00:58:25.269 --> 00:58:26.637
- [Vampire 2] A friend.

1152
00:58:27.938 --> 00:58:29.840
A luxury I can't have.

1153
00:58:32.042 --> 00:58:33.611
Not with the hunger.

1154
00:58:42.687 --> 00:58:45.856
(dark tense music)

1155
00:58:54.531 --> 00:58:58.569
(dark tense music continues)

1156
00:59:01.872 --> 00:59:03.407
- Nice masks.

1157
00:59:03.440 --> 00:59:04.809
Both of you, very nice.

1158
00:59:09.647 --> 00:59:12.182
(elevator dings)

1159
00:59:12.216 --> 00:59:15.185
(soft tense music)

1160
00:59:17.622 --> 00:59:19.690
- Is this the guy?

1161
00:59:19.724 --> 00:59:21.826
- (snickering) Fuck.

1162
00:59:21.859 --> 00:59:23.861
- Fuck. (laughing)

1163
00:59:23.894 --> 00:59:25.495
- Fucking kidding me.
- Fuck.

1164
00:59:25.529 --> 00:59:26.631
- No fucking way.
- Fuck.

1165
00:59:27.732 --> 00:59:28.833
- Hey!

1166
00:59:30.034 --> 00:59:33.938
Cute coat!
(thug 1 laughing)

1167
00:59:33.971 --> 00:59:35.940
Get him!
- Okay.

1168
00:59:35.973 --> 00:59:39.143
(dark tense music)

1169
00:59:41.345 --> 00:59:42.780
- Hey!

1170
00:59:42.813 --> 00:59:43.914
Do it!

1171
00:59:46.416 --> 00:59:47.351
(thug 1 grunts)

1172
00:59:47.384 --> 00:59:48.352
(blood spurts)

1173
00:59:48.385 --> 00:59:51.288
(thug 1 groaning)

1174
00:59:54.992 --> 00:59:58.095
(thug 2 grunting)

1175
01:00:02.900 --> 01:00:08.673
(thug 2 yelps)
(blood spurting)

1176
01:00:08.706 --> 01:00:10.841
(thug 2 shrieks)

1177
01:00:10.875 --> 01:00:13.911
(thug 2 choking)

1178
01:00:13.944 --> 01:00:16.981
(blade clatters)

1179
01:00:21.852 --> 01:00:25.022
(dark tense music)

1180
01:00:29.960 --> 01:00:32.897
(both grunting)

1181
01:00:34.464 --> 01:00:37.301
(thug 3 screams)

1182
01:00:43.207 --> 01:00:48.645
(blade whooshes)
(thug 3 grunting)

1183
01:00:51.849 --> 01:00:54.018
(blade clatters)

1184
01:00:54.051 --> 01:00:58.022
(tense dramatic rock music)

1185
01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:14.438
(all grunting)
(blows landing)

1186
01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:19.143
(thug 3 yelps)

1187
01:01:20.978 --> 01:01:26.216
(blow landing)
(thug 3 grunts)

1188
01:01:29.519 --> 01:01:32.356
(blade whooshes)

1189
01:01:37.995 --> 01:01:40.898
(blood gushes)

1190
01:01:43.467 --> 01:01:46.303
(thug 4 screams)

1191
01:01:52.009 --> 01:01:55.012
(vampire growls)

1192
01:02:01.786 --> 01:02:07.024
(blow lands)
(thug 4 grunts)

1193
01:02:11.929 --> 01:02:17.167
(blow lands)
(thug 4 grunts)

1194
01:02:18.368 --> 01:02:21.205
(thug 4 yelping)

1195
01:02:23.640 --> 01:02:26.310
(thug 4 yelps)

1196
01:02:31.081 --> 01:02:34.184
(door clattering)

1197
01:02:42.592 --> 01:02:43.660
- Hey, pal.

1198
01:02:43.693 --> 01:02:44.795
What's going on?

1199
01:02:45.662 --> 01:02:46.931
- Just let her go.

1200
01:02:48.632 --> 01:02:50.901
- I don't see that
happening any time soon.

1201
01:02:51.969 --> 01:02:53.971
Do you have any idea, any idea,

1202
01:02:54.004 --> 01:02:55.605
how hard it is to
catch the undead?

1203
01:02:55.639 --> 01:02:56.540
Do you?

1204
01:02:57.908 --> 01:02:58.809
- I'm alive.

1205
01:02:59.176 --> 01:03:01.178
- Okay, all right.
Here, listen.

1206
01:03:01.211 --> 01:03:05.950
Werewolves, ugly, smelly, dead.

1207
01:03:05.983 --> 01:03:07.351
Witches?

1208
01:03:08.518 --> 01:03:10.420
Ugly, smelly, dead.

1209
01:03:11.856 --> 01:03:16.393
You, the undead,
about to be dead.

1210
01:03:16.426 --> 01:03:17.862
- I'm alive.

1211
01:03:17.895 --> 01:03:19.729
- Not for long, you're not.

1212
01:03:19.763 --> 01:03:21.031
(dark dramatic music)

1213
01:03:21.065 --> 01:03:23.300
(Hunter groaning)

1214
01:03:23.333 --> 01:03:25.135
- I'm the only one
that knows some shit.

1215
01:03:25.169 --> 01:03:28.172
(heads crashing)
(both grunting)

1216
01:03:28.205 --> 01:03:33.443
(blows landing)
(both grunting)

1217
01:03:35.545 --> 01:03:37.114
(both groaning)

1218
01:03:37.147 --> 01:03:41.185
(vampire crashes)

1219
01:03:41.218 --> 01:03:47.124
(kick lands)
(both grunting)

1220
01:03:47.157 --> 01:03:51.261
(tense foreboding music)

1221
01:03:51.295 --> 01:03:52.296
- Oh see, there's a
mark on me, buddy.

1222
01:03:52.329 --> 01:03:53.597
You see, I got these.

1223
01:03:53.630 --> 01:03:55.165
Sorry, can't hypnotize me.

1224
01:03:55.199 --> 01:03:59.970
(punches landing)
(vampire grunting)

1225
01:04:00.004 --> 01:04:03.107
(chains rattling)

1226
01:04:10.881 --> 01:04:12.216
Dad gave me this knife.

1227
01:04:13.550 --> 01:04:15.920
He killed a lot of
undead ugly motherfuckers

1228
01:04:15.953 --> 01:04:17.321
with this knife now.

1229
01:04:18.522 --> 01:04:22.592
Now, I'm gonna add
you to the list.

1230
01:04:22.626 --> 01:04:25.295
(blade squelching)
(both grunt)

1231
01:04:25.329 --> 01:04:29.199
Why won't you die?
(vampire growling)

1232
01:04:29.233 --> 01:04:32.336
(Hunter grunting)

1233
01:04:36.040 --> 01:04:37.474
- Well, here's the
thing about me dying.

1234
01:04:37.507 --> 01:04:41.745
(blade squelches)
(Hunter yelling)

1235
01:04:41.778 --> 01:04:44.481
It tends to happen a lot.

1236
01:04:44.514 --> 01:04:49.286
(vampire roaring)
(blood splatters)

1237
01:04:54.925 --> 01:04:57.627
(witch crying)

1238
01:05:01.231 --> 01:05:03.467
I'm sorry for the blood.

1239
01:05:09.539 --> 01:05:10.907
- That's okay.

1240
01:05:12.142 --> 01:05:14.044
I love the carnage.

1241
01:05:21.651 --> 01:05:25.689
- [Vampire 1] If you could
live forever, would you?

1242
01:05:25.722 --> 01:05:27.157
You'll never get sick.

1243
01:05:27.824 --> 01:05:29.226
You'll stop aging.

1244
01:05:30.460 --> 01:05:33.397
You'll live until the
sun finally goes nova,

1245
01:05:33.430 --> 01:05:36.466
and fries this
globe into a cinder.

1246
01:05:36.500 --> 01:05:38.868
- I never thought
about it that way.

1247
01:05:38.902 --> 01:05:41.538
- [Vampire 1] You have
to consider everything.

1248
01:05:42.239 --> 01:05:44.208
Can you kill to survive?

1249
01:05:45.009 --> 01:05:46.476
There is the blood thing.

1250
01:05:47.544 --> 01:05:48.979
- Are we talking
about turning me

1251
01:05:49.013 --> 01:05:50.414
into a vampire now?

1252
01:05:50.447 --> 01:05:52.816
- [Vampire 1]
You're not a killer.

1253
01:05:52.849 --> 01:05:54.951
So you'll have to get creative.

1254
01:05:55.885 --> 01:05:57.521
I'll give you an example.

1255
01:05:57.554 --> 01:06:00.090
One of us that I
know, she's a nurse,

1256
01:06:00.124 --> 01:06:02.059
and she will nip
at the terminal,

1257
01:06:02.092 --> 01:06:04.094
anemic patients, but,

1258
01:06:04.128 --> 01:06:05.762
and this is the brilliant part,

1259
01:06:05.795 --> 01:06:08.598
she simply helps
herself to blood supply

1260
01:06:08.632 --> 01:06:10.634
of the hospital she works in.

1261
01:06:11.901 --> 01:06:14.071
It's a pain because she
has to keep moving around,

1262
01:06:14.104 --> 01:06:17.741
and she's gone to nursing
school, like, eight times.

1263
01:06:18.942 --> 01:06:20.577
But she claims that
she hasn't had to kill

1264
01:06:20.610 --> 01:06:24.081
a single mortal
in over 50 years.

1265
01:06:24.881 --> 01:06:26.116
Not bad, right?

1266
01:06:26.150 --> 01:06:27.251
- Okay.

1267
01:06:28.418 --> 01:06:30.020
- [Vampire 1] What does
your audience think?

1268
01:06:30.054 --> 01:06:32.522
This has to be good
for ratings, right?

1269
01:06:33.190 --> 01:06:34.624
Should they vote?

1270
01:06:34.658 --> 01:06:37.794
Should Nada be turned
or stay mortal?

1271
01:06:37.827 --> 01:06:40.664
What do you think, "Night
Time World" listeners?

1272
01:06:40.697 --> 01:06:43.700
- How do I know that
you won't seal me up

1273
01:06:43.733 --> 01:06:45.402
in a crypt for eternity?

1274
01:06:45.435 --> 01:06:47.771
- [Vampire 1]
Because I like you.

1275
01:06:47.804 --> 01:06:49.706
You respect life.

1276
01:06:51.141 --> 01:06:53.977
I think you would seize the
opportunities afforded you.

1277
01:06:54.010 --> 01:06:56.913
Consider the ability to
pay it forward to people

1278
01:06:56.946 --> 01:06:58.815
who can't fight like we can.

1279
01:06:59.849 --> 01:07:02.886
I've killed pedophiles,
serial killers,

1280
01:07:02.919 --> 01:07:05.589
been an avenging
angel for some people.

1281
01:07:05.622 --> 01:07:07.924
- Judge, jury, and executioner.

1282
01:07:07.957 --> 01:07:10.827
- [Vampire 1] Spin
it however you like.

1283
01:07:10.860 --> 01:07:12.429
But I'm not ashamed.

1284
01:07:12.462 --> 01:07:14.431
I've done some good .

1285
01:07:14.464 --> 01:07:16.032
- Maybe you have.

1286
01:07:17.734 --> 01:07:22.439
And how do you
reconcile all the evil,

1287
01:07:22.472 --> 01:07:25.008
terrible things that you've done

1288
01:07:25.041 --> 01:07:27.411
with a few good deeds?

1289
01:07:28.712 --> 01:07:30.147
- [Vampire 1] You believe
you're really talking

1290
01:07:30.180 --> 01:07:32.182
to a vampire?

1291
01:07:32.216 --> 01:07:35.352
(Nada clears throat)

1292
01:07:35.385 --> 01:07:36.753
- The story.

1293
01:07:36.786 --> 01:07:38.988
- [Vampire 1] Yes,
the last story.

1294
01:07:39.022 --> 01:07:41.425
Tell me the last story please.

1295
01:07:41.458 --> 01:07:43.927
I've got to get
this guy moved soon

1296
01:07:43.960 --> 01:07:47.297
and tend to one more thing
before the night shift is over.

1297
01:07:49.633 --> 01:07:52.068
- This story is about justice.

1298
01:07:52.969 --> 01:07:54.070
Atonement.

1299
01:07:56.473 --> 01:07:58.142
- [Vampire 1] Is it now?

1300
01:07:58.175 --> 01:07:59.276
Thrill me.

1301
01:08:00.344 --> 01:08:03.147
One more story
before bed, please?

1302
01:08:05.048 --> 01:08:08.218
(dark tense music)

1303
01:08:17.661 --> 01:08:22.166
(dark tense music continues)

1304
01:08:22.199 --> 01:08:23.400
(Nico gasps)

1305
01:08:23.433 --> 01:08:26.470
(pulse thumping)

1306
01:08:33.343 --> 01:08:34.844
- What the fuck?

1307
01:08:37.814 --> 01:08:40.584
(Nico grunting)

1308
01:08:44.254 --> 01:08:45.855
Hey!

1309
01:08:45.889 --> 01:08:46.790
Hello?

1310
01:08:47.657 --> 01:08:48.525
Hey!

1311
01:08:48.558 --> 01:08:50.093
Is anybody out there?

1312
01:08:50.126 --> 01:08:51.228
- Quiet down!

1313
01:08:51.995 --> 01:08:53.096
- What is this?

1314
01:08:53.129 --> 01:08:54.564
- You're pulling that bullshit?

1315
01:08:54.598 --> 01:08:56.500
I don't care how high you were.

1316
01:08:56.533 --> 01:08:57.967
Doesn't change what you did.

1317
01:08:58.001 --> 01:08:58.902
- Okay man, I,

1318
01:09:00.870 --> 01:09:01.771
officer.

1319
01:09:02.639 --> 01:09:03.540
I swear.

1320
01:09:04.908 --> 01:09:06.210
I didn't do anything.

1321
01:09:06.243 --> 01:09:07.143
- So you don't remember
when you killed

1322
01:09:07.177 --> 01:09:08.212
an innocent man?

1323
01:09:08.245 --> 01:09:09.145
That doesn't ring any bells?

1324
01:09:09.179 --> 01:09:10.247
- I what?

1325
01:09:11.014 --> 01:09:13.116
- Officer Blake was a good man.

1326
01:09:13.149 --> 01:09:14.484
A friend.

1327
01:09:14.518 --> 01:09:15.985
And now the thug
who murdered him

1328
01:09:16.019 --> 01:09:17.721
won't even say he remembers.

1329
01:09:20.390 --> 01:09:21.891
You know who does remember?

1330
01:09:23.960 --> 01:09:24.861
His family.

1331
01:09:26.463 --> 01:09:29.132
A little girl who's never
gonna see her dad again.

1332
01:09:29.165 --> 01:09:31.201
- There's gotta
be a mix-up here.

1333
01:09:31.235 --> 01:09:32.736
- I'll just call
up his wife and kid

1334
01:09:32.769 --> 01:09:35.639
and tell him it was
all just a big mistake.

1335
01:09:37.507 --> 01:09:39.343
- Hey!
Hey, wait!

1336
01:09:39.376 --> 01:09:40.477
Wait!

1337
01:09:42.646 --> 01:09:45.549
Don't I get a call
or a lawyer, right?

1338
01:09:47.351 --> 01:09:48.885
I would like my phone call.

1339
01:09:50.320 --> 01:09:51.421
- Right.

1340
01:09:53.122 --> 01:09:55.158
Turn around.

1341
01:09:55.191 --> 01:09:57.160
Stick your hands
through the bars

1342
01:09:57.193 --> 01:09:58.795
and interlock your fingers.

1343
01:10:02.932 --> 01:10:06.236
(handcuffs clinking)

1344
01:10:10.240 --> 01:10:11.741
Step back to the far wall.

1345
01:10:12.809 --> 01:10:15.579
(door clanging)

1346
01:10:22.786 --> 01:10:24.388
(blow lands)
(Nico yelps)

1347
01:10:24.421 --> 01:10:27.757
There's your phone
call, asshole.

1348
01:10:27.791 --> 01:10:29.426
Nothing that the
courts can hang on you

1349
01:10:29.459 --> 01:10:30.994
matches what you deserve.

1350
01:10:36.633 --> 01:10:39.803
(dark tense music)

1351
01:10:48.678 --> 01:10:52.716
(dark tense music continues)

1352
01:11:00.357 --> 01:11:03.527
(voice whispering)

1353
01:11:05.295 --> 01:11:06.463
Want another phone call?

1354
01:11:06.496 --> 01:11:09.198
I could lend you
another quarter.

1355
01:11:09.232 --> 01:11:10.634
- Man, you can't do this.

1356
01:11:15.104 --> 01:11:16.373
I'll press charges!

1357
01:11:16.406 --> 01:11:18.041
- Might be a technical error

1358
01:11:18.074 --> 01:11:20.143
with the security footage.

1359
01:11:20.176 --> 01:11:22.346
Our budget being what it is.

1360
01:11:22.379 --> 01:11:24.481
Things like that
are bound to happen.

1361
01:11:30.554 --> 01:11:32.589
I wouldn't get too
comfortable there, boy.

1362
01:11:32.622 --> 01:11:34.391
I'm afraid-
- How'd he die?

1363
01:11:36.993 --> 01:11:37.894
What'd you see?

1364
01:11:38.762 --> 01:11:41.731
- You tell me, freak.

1365
01:11:41.765 --> 01:11:43.533
You got fucked outta your
mind on PCP or something.

1366
01:11:43.567 --> 01:11:45.369
Nearly turned him inside out.

1367
01:11:48.772 --> 01:11:49.539
- No.

1368
01:11:49.573 --> 01:11:50.674
I-I didn't do that.

1369
01:11:50.707 --> 01:11:52.208
And I-I've never taken PCP.

1370
01:11:52.241 --> 01:11:54.811
- Bath salts, PCP, whatever.

1371
01:11:54.844 --> 01:11:56.880
Still gonna say
you don't remember?

1372
01:11:58.648 --> 01:12:00.584
- No, I-I remember him.

1373
01:12:02.018 --> 01:12:02.919
But I was,

1374
01:12:05.489 --> 01:12:06.656
I was shot!

1375
01:12:08.592 --> 01:12:09.759
I got shot!

1376
01:12:13.229 --> 01:12:14.631
I swear.

1377
01:12:14.664 --> 01:12:15.632
- That was Blake's
blood you were wearing.

1378
01:12:15.665 --> 01:12:17.033
- No, I swear!

1379
01:12:17.066 --> 01:12:18.101
I was shot!

1380
01:12:18.134 --> 01:12:19.469
Go get the shirt!

1381
01:12:19.503 --> 01:12:21.004
It's still got the bullet holes!

1382
01:12:21.037 --> 01:12:23.440
- Keep your back to me
and approach the bars.

1383
01:12:23.473 --> 01:12:24.908
- No, listen to me!

1384
01:12:24.941 --> 01:12:26.410
- Get over here!

1385
01:12:31.347 --> 01:12:34.518
(dark tense music)

1386
01:12:35.785 --> 01:12:39.689
(blow lands)
(Nico screaming)

1387
01:12:39.723 --> 01:12:42.358
- I burned that fucking
shirt, cop killer.

1388
01:12:52.836 --> 01:12:57.407
(dark tense music continues)

1389
01:12:57.441 --> 01:12:59.476
You want some more?

1390
01:12:59.509 --> 01:13:01.578
- Maybe I do.

1391
01:13:01.611 --> 01:13:03.079
- You best calm down, boy.

1392
01:13:03.112 --> 01:13:05.749
- You keep pulling that
schoolyard bully shit,

1393
01:13:05.782 --> 01:13:08.384
gotta figure one day there'll
be some consequences.

1394
01:13:08.418 --> 01:13:09.853
- Back the fuck up!

1395
01:13:09.886 --> 01:13:13.690
- You know I didn't
kill your friend Blake.

1396
01:13:13.723 --> 01:13:18.194
But I did watch him bleed
all that pretty blood.

1397
01:13:18.227 --> 01:13:21.565
(taser clicking)

1398
01:13:21.598 --> 01:13:23.967
(Nico crashes)

1399
01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:26.836
(pulse thumping)

1400
01:13:29.005 --> 01:13:30.306
- This is Blake.

1401
01:13:30.339 --> 01:13:33.142
Outside 1302 West 3rd Street.

1402
01:13:33.176 --> 01:13:34.478
No side of any-

1403
01:13:34.511 --> 01:13:37.681
(man screaming)
(bullets firing)

1404
01:13:37.714 --> 01:13:39.483
Possible 217 in progress.

1405
01:13:39.516 --> 01:13:40.850
Requesting backup.

1406
01:13:40.884 --> 01:13:42.652
- [Dispatcher]
Backup is en route.

1407
01:13:42.686 --> 01:13:44.854
Officer is in need
of assistance.

1408
01:13:44.888 --> 01:13:46.456
All units respond.

1409
01:13:48.525 --> 01:13:49.526
- This is the police.

1410
01:13:49.559 --> 01:13:50.694
Make yourselves known.

1411
01:13:58.067 --> 01:14:01.237
- Hey!
(gunshots firing)

1412
01:14:02.271 --> 01:14:04.774
- [911 Operator] 911, what's
the nature of your emergency?

1413
01:14:07.043 --> 01:14:10.079
911-
(cellphone beep s)

1414
01:14:10.113 --> 01:14:11.515
- Shit.

1415
01:14:11.548 --> 01:14:14.851
- [Stranger] Uninspiring,
as last words go.

1416
01:14:17.453 --> 01:14:20.624
(dark tense music)

1417
01:14:24.060 --> 01:14:26.830
(skin sizzling)

1418
01:14:31.400 --> 01:14:34.838
(Officer Truman sighs)

1419
01:14:38.575 --> 01:14:40.777
- What the fuck?

1420
01:14:44.447 --> 01:14:48.017
(tense foreboding music)

1421
01:14:49.352 --> 01:14:51.521
Get back in that cell.

1422
01:14:51.555 --> 01:14:52.656
Now.

1423
01:14:54.323 --> 01:14:55.959
Don't make me do this, boy.

1424
01:14:57.861 --> 01:15:00.129
Get back in that cell!

1425
01:15:02.766 --> 01:15:05.201
(gunshots firing)

1426
01:15:05.234 --> 01:15:07.704
(Nico crashes)

1427
01:15:07.737 --> 01:15:11.641
(Officer Truman exhaling)

1428
01:15:11.675 --> 01:15:12.776
Fuck.

1429
01:15:18.748 --> 01:15:21.918
(soft tense music)

1430
01:15:31.628 --> 01:15:35.665
(soft tense music continues)

1431
01:15:43.039 --> 01:15:48.277
(dark tense music)
(pulse thumping)

1432
01:15:50.313 --> 01:15:53.850
I'd have only taken
what I needed,

1433
01:15:53.883 --> 01:15:56.753
but they saw fit to
spill all of your blood.

1434
01:15:59.723 --> 01:16:01.224
It's perverse.

1435
01:16:06.663 --> 01:16:10.099
But you will educate
them, I expect.

1436
01:16:18.808 --> 01:16:21.778
(both growling)

1437
01:16:23.479 --> 01:16:28.718
(voice whispers)
(thumping fades)

1438
01:16:35.324 --> 01:16:38.628
(footsteps approach)

1439
01:16:39.595 --> 01:16:44.267
(Officer Truman sighing)

1440
01:16:44.300 --> 01:16:49.706
(dial tone buzzing)
(buttons beeping)

1441
01:16:49.739 --> 01:16:52.075
(call ringing)

1442
01:16:53.843 --> 01:16:55.478
- [Chief] Police chief.

1443
01:16:55.511 --> 01:16:58.882
(dark dramatic music)

1444
01:17:02.919 --> 01:17:05.755
(Nico growls)

1445
01:17:07.957 --> 01:17:09.993
- I admit I'm hungry.

1446
01:17:11.627 --> 01:17:13.529
But I think I can do better

1447
01:17:13.562 --> 01:17:15.298
than pig's blood.

1448
01:17:21.671 --> 01:17:23.139
Go on, little pig.

1449
01:17:24.507 --> 01:17:26.409
Go hide in your house of stone.

1450
01:17:36.652 --> 01:17:40.690
(soft tense music continues)

1451
01:17:43.492 --> 01:17:45.428
- [Chief] Hello?

1452
01:17:45.461 --> 01:17:46.763
Anyone there?

1453
01:17:52.769 --> 01:17:55.739
(keys clacking)

1454
01:18:02.611 --> 01:18:06.449
(soft tense music continues)

1455
01:18:13.723 --> 01:18:15.825
(soft tense music continues)

1456
01:18:15.859 --> 01:18:20.296
- [Stranger] Once upon a time,
there will three little pigs

1457
01:18:20.329 --> 01:18:23.566
who felt no obligation
to share their world

1458
01:18:23.599 --> 01:18:24.801
with the wolf.

1459
01:18:27.303 --> 01:18:30.606
They called him big and bad,

1460
01:18:30.639 --> 01:18:33.542
and taught the other
pigs to fear him

1461
01:18:33.576 --> 01:18:35.211
and all his kind.

1462
01:18:36.012 --> 01:18:37.914
They were hateful to him,

1463
01:18:37.947 --> 01:18:41.184
and threw his family in cages.

1464
01:18:43.319 --> 01:18:47.590
The next part of the story
I am sure you have heard,

1465
01:18:47.623 --> 01:18:50.794
but you will soon
learn the true ending.

1466
01:18:52.661 --> 01:18:57.333
One day, the wolf's
anger became so strong

1467
01:18:57.366 --> 01:19:00.503
that not even a house
of brick and stone

1468
01:19:00.536 --> 01:19:01.871
could thwart him.

1469
01:19:03.439 --> 01:19:09.612
(bat squeaks)
(wings flap)

1470
01:19:09.645 --> 01:19:11.214
- And that brings us to the end

1471
01:19:11.247 --> 01:19:15.018
of another episode of
"The Night Time World".

1472
01:19:15.051 --> 01:19:17.086
I hope that you have
enjoyed our time together

1473
01:19:17.120 --> 01:19:18.955
as much as I have.

1474
01:19:18.988 --> 01:19:22.158
If so, please
consider subscribing

1475
01:19:22.191 --> 01:19:24.593
and give us a rating
on the platform

1476
01:19:24.627 --> 01:19:27.396
on which you are watching this.

1477
01:19:27.430 --> 01:19:29.665
Thank you, and we'll
see you next time

1478
01:19:29.698 --> 01:19:31.434
on "The Night Time World".

1479
01:19:37.006 --> 01:19:39.809
(Nada sighs)

1480
01:19:39.843 --> 01:19:42.879
(static buzzing)

1481
01:19:43.646 --> 01:19:45.181
Hello?

1482
01:19:45.214 --> 01:19:46.215
- [Vampire 1 ] I was
thinking as you told

1483
01:19:46.249 --> 01:19:47.817
that indictment story,

1484
01:19:47.851 --> 01:19:49.485
I've come to a decision.

1485
01:19:50.820 --> 01:19:52.555
- A decision about what?

1486
01:19:52.588 --> 01:19:54.690
- [Vampire 1] I'm not
going to seal him up

1487
01:19:54.723 --> 01:19:55.925
and starve him.

1488
01:19:55.959 --> 01:19:57.593
- Good.

1489
01:19:57.626 --> 01:19:59.996
- [Vampire 1] He has such
beautiful huge windows

1490
01:20:00.029 --> 01:20:01.264
in his apartment.

1491
01:20:01.297 --> 01:20:03.232
It's what he wanted, right?

1492
01:20:03.266 --> 01:20:07.103
Why am I going to waste
such a gift on him?

1493
01:20:07.136 --> 01:20:09.772
Even if it tortures him,

1494
01:20:09.805 --> 01:20:12.075
punishes him for his ignorance.

1495
01:20:12.108 --> 01:20:14.277
- Listen, the podcast is over.

1496
01:20:14.310 --> 01:20:17.346
There's nobody listening,
there's nobody watching.

1497
01:20:17.380 --> 01:20:18.882
Like, it's done.

1498
01:20:18.915 --> 01:20:22.285
Thank you, I-I appreciate
what you tried to do tonight,

1499
01:20:22.318 --> 01:20:26.455
but it's time to go to bed now.

1500
01:20:26.489 --> 01:20:29.125
- [Vampire 1] I have one
more stop before bed.

1501
01:20:30.326 --> 01:20:31.227
- Where?

1502
01:20:32.996 --> 01:20:34.663
(knocking at door)

1503
01:20:34.697 --> 01:20:36.799
- You gonna stay on
the phone all night,

1504
01:20:36.832 --> 01:20:38.034
or let me in?

1505
01:20:39.903 --> 01:20:41.104
Another gift.

1506
01:20:42.238 --> 01:20:45.408
(soft tense music)

1507
01:20:55.518 --> 01:20:58.487
(knocking at door)

1508
01:21:06.896 --> 01:21:10.934
(soft tense music continues)

1509
01:21:20.709 --> 01:21:24.547
(soft tense music continues)

1510
01:21:31.020 --> 01:21:32.688
(unlocks door)

1511
01:21:32.721 --> 01:21:35.491
(door creaking)

1512
01:21:37.961 --> 01:21:40.029
Let's change your life.

1513
01:21:40.063 --> 01:21:43.432
(dark dramatic music)

1514
01:22:19.935 --> 01:22:24.173
(dark dramatic music continues)

1515
01:23:00.343 --> 01:23:04.580
(dark dramatic music continues)

1516
01:23:26.835 --> 01:23:31.040
(dark dramatic music continues)

1517
01:25:00.229 --> 01:25:04.467
(music ends)