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(Music Begins)

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(Heavy Footsteps)

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(Growling)

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(Explosion)

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- You can't time travel.

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We're all children of Father
Time. He won't allow it.

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- Sorry, Father Time.
Looks like I was adopted.

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- What the heck, dude? It's my birthday

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you can't just, you can't change the movie like that.

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- Oh, Tyler. You've made me watch
this stupid Bigfoot movie

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already. - Because the movie was about

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to have its climax.
- Ew, please don't say climax.

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- Mm. - Guys, I told you

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that we were watching this movie tonight.

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Everyone agreed. - Come on, Tyler.

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I mean, you've made me watch this stupid Bigfoot

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movie so many times.

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I mean, you're the only one who likes it.

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Look, I put something
way better on. - Here.

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- Take this. You're gonna need it.

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(Electronic Dance Music Plays)

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I'm a Pop-and-Lock-Bot from the future.

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- This isn't much better.

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- Okay. First off, Fay,
Time Pit is amazing.

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Second off, Lewis. I
told you, specifically

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that we were watching my favorite

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Bigfoot movie for my birthday. - Okay.

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- All right, Tyler, why don't we take a present break

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and we'll finish your Bigfoot movie later.

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- Yeah, after I leave.

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(Clears Throat)

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- What's up guys? - Bret! Wait,

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how did you get in my apartment? - Ha

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Lew told me where your hide-a-key was

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- Yeah, and you're late.

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- I know. Tried to time it just right

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so I'd miss the dumb movie.

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- Well, you timed it perfect for gifts.

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- And we are finishing the movie.

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(Groaning)

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- Oh, geez.

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Come on, man.

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Hairy birthday.

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All right. It feels like
yesterday we were camping every

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summer, watching karate movies at your dad's place

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and trying out the moves on kids at recess.

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Remember that? Ms. Webb,
she got so mad at us.

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- Oh, man, I got suspended. - I
hope you enjoy your gifts.

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You Squatcher. Love Fay, Lewis and Bret.

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(Theme Plays)

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No way. What's this?

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- We took the logo you made and turned it into a patch.

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- Oh, guys, that is so sweet.

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- There's a little more to the gift.

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- We've been talking about Sasquatch

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hunting since we were kids.

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- And we know how obsessed you are with Bigfoot.

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You've been trying to get us to go Sasquatch hunting

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with you literally every weekend

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to get a photo of him or something.

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- Hey, I volunteered to go that one time.

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- My dog's been sick. Like every
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- You have a dog?

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- And technically, we all
promised we go with you one day.

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- I don't remember that.
- So, Tyler,

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(Squeals With Excitement)

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our gift to you is that we
are completely out of excuses

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and we are finally taking
you on a squatching weekend,

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and your gift to us is that

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after this weekend, you will never ask us

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to go again. Happy Birthday.

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Happy birthday. - You mean it?

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- Yes, we mean it.

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- Oh, thank you!

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- Can't believe we're going camping.

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- Now, I have a gift for you.

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I don't have a good feeling about this.

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- I knew that this day would come.

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- Uh, I don't like the sound of this.

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(Box Slams)

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- Our official Squatcher
uniforms for our epic weekend.

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We are now officially "The Squatchers"!

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- Awesome man!

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- Wow, uh cool hat, Tyler. Thank you, uh,

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I'd put it on, but I just got my hair done, so.

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- Yeah, uh, me too.

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- This is so cool. Oh, woo.

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Oh, man. Thank you for this hat. Dude.

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I'm gonna get so many chicks in this thing.

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- You know it, mate. - Sure Lew,

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the only thing that was missing
this whole time was the hat.

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- Shut up, Bret.

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- Um, wait, how did you get these hats made,

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if we, we just told you we were going squatting

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- Decent hand.

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- I'm sorry. I'm really honest
guys I didn't wanna lie.

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- Lewis. It was supposed
to be a big surprise.

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- Way to go man. -Oh, guys,
come on, it's not his fault.

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Everyone knows that Lewis can't keep a secret, but

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otherwise I wouldn't have been able

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to make these sweet hats!

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I also have stickers.

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- Whoa. - Beanies and, and mugs.
- W-why?

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- The print shop by me was having a sale.

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- What? Look at this,
it has my name on it!

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- Wait, what's with the weird extra hat?

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- Well, I mean, somebody's gotta drive.

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- No? - Oh, no, dude. No, not Nate.

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No, Tyler. - Please don't tell me
that hat's for Nate.

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- Guys, he's the only one with a car.

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- Oh. - Tyler, we were going
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now you don't have to. Look,

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I already asked him, and he is really excited.

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Really excited!

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- Guys. Come on. Nate's my
friend. He's your friend too.

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He's not that annoying.

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- All right. Now, the first
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to wanna remember to do is to put on sunscreen.

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People don't realize how important that is,

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just on a regular day out in the town.

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The second thing that you're
gonna wanna remember is

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to put on, bug repellent.

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I've already sprayed myself once,

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but probably do it again whenever I get to base camp.

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Now you're probably asking yourself, how is Nate

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so qualified to take us on this wilderness journey?

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- No one asked that.

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Well, I was a Cub Scout for four months

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and I got a book on camping.

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I'm already on chapter three.

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- Dude, we're just here to borrow your car.

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- Whoa, Bret.

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Bretster, oh, you better power down that phone

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before we get into the mountains,

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because when we get to the
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to these bad boys.

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- Oh, sweet.

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- Are you serious? There's no reception.

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- Yes, indeedy.

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We're going out to
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where Bigfoot roams free without any internet

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or texting machines.

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- Wait, how can we look up how

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to disinfect a wound without internet?

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- Don't worry Lew, Nate's got a book on camping,

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so we'll be just fine.

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- That's the spirit Bret! - Oh,

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guys, this is going to be so much fun.

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Thank you for driving us, Nate.

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- No problem. This is gonna be a real hoot!

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- Why did I say yes to this?

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- It's just two days and we never ever

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have to go camping again.

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Nate, I thought you said your
car is five seats. - Huh? Oh,

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there are five seats.

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Don't worry. I've taken
'em off-road before.

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- Okay.

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- Nate, is this DMV approved?

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- I knew we shoulda rented a car.

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- We're coming for you
big guy. - What's that?

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- This is a genuine lock

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of Bigfoot hair. I got it off of eBay.

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- Ew, Tyler. Why do you have that?

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- Because it's genuine Bigfoot
hair. That, that's why.

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- Well, can you stop sniffing it in that creepy way?

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- Hey, you turd!

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- Dude, I know you got more snacks,

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sharing is the Squatcher way.

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- You said you'd rather lick
a toilet than be a Squatcher.

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- Uh, I'm wearing the dumb hat.

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- Well, maybe the dumb hat is wearing the dumb you,

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- Dude - Will you both cut it out.

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Bret, stop harassing Lewis. - Fine.

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- Okay, I've got my map.
I've got my good luck charm.

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We're all packed up. Let's get squatching!

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- All right! Woo! -
All right. - All right.

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- Okie dokey.

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(Engine Starts)

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(Music Begins)

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(Laughing)

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- Only a couple more hours
till we reach Bigfoot country.

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Whitehall, New York.

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- Guys, I cannot believe we're actually doing this. We

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are going to find
Sasquatch. I just know it!

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- Yeah, he totally exists.
- Hey, I believe in you, Tyler.

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- I believe it too. I've heard a lot

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of cool stories about the big fella.

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- Guys, I'm hungry. - What?

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You've been eating this whole time.

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- Yeah, but those were just
snacks. I need real food.

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- Lewis, we're not stopping for food.

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It's gonna throw off our whole schedule.

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- Come on guys. If we don't stop now,

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I'm gonna get low blood sugar,

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and then you're gonna have to carry me into

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camp. - Oh my God.

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- All right. Look, I've got a, I've got a

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power bar in my backpack.

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You can have it.

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- What flavor?
- Vanilla Crunch.

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- I hate Vanilla Crunch.

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- Seriously? - Nate,
aren't you hungry, man?

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Don't you wanna stop?

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- I could go for a juicy burger, but I'm also packed

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and prepared with all the
necessary nutrient snacks,

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so I could go either way.

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- See, we're not stopping.

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- I'm actually pretty hungry.
- Yes!

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- Are you kidding, Bret?

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- Somehow Lewis' snacks
make you more hungry. - Ugh.

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- See, guys, I knew I was right.

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Food was a great idea.

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- The only great idea you've ever had.

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- Butt Muncher.
- Yo, take a choke pill

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will you? - Bret stop picking on Lewis.

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- Guys, can you please eat faster

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so we can get back on the road?

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- Get your own fries.

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- Maybe I will. Excuse
me?

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- What do you want?

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- Wow that coffee pot

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really brings out the color of your eyes.

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You look great today. - Oh, stop.

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- You know my friend here, he's running low on fries.

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I don't think he got enough.

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He's got a little bit of a problem.

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I was wondering if you could break the rules for me

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and give him a free refill.

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What do you say?

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Well, usually we don't do that, but for you.

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Sure, honey.

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- Oh, and more ketchup.
- No.

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- And that's how it's done.

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- Now, the waitress hates me.

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- She doesn't hate you Lewis.

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- I'm gonna hate both of you,

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if we do not get back on the
road. Whitehall is waiting.

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- Oh, Oh.

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(Glass Smashing)

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- Okay. Now the waitress hates you.

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- Aw, man. - So as the newest
member of the Squatchers,

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what's the deal with Whitehall, New York?

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Why not choose something closer?

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- Well, Whitehall, New York is known

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for its Bigfoot sightings.

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It's like a thing over there.

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- Yeah, it is the number one spot

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for Bigfoot sightings on the East Coast.

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And the number one Sasquatch expert,

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00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:35,061
Ranger John Malcolm has a cabin up there

253
00:13:35,141 --> 00:13:36,865
where he conducts his research.

254
00:13:36,945 --> 00:13:38,565
He's kind of a big deal.

255
00:13:38,645 --> 00:13:41,425
- Tyler, again, with the Ranger John Malcolm thing?

256
00:13:41,505 --> 00:13:45,535
- What? The guy's a legend.
And he's my personal hero.

257
00:13:45,615 --> 00:13:48,065
- You gotta chill with the whole
Ranger John Malcolm thing.

258
00:13:48,145 --> 00:13:50,955
He's not that important. - Not that,

259
00:13:51,035 --> 00:13:52,585
what? How could you even say that?

260
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,985
He's like, he's a science rockstar - Dude.

261
00:13:56,065 --> 00:13:57,955
No one on Earth knows who that guy is except

262
00:13:58,035 --> 00:14:00,475
for you and all of us.

263
00:14:00,555 --> 00:14:02,225
Because you haven't shut up
about him since we were 10.

264
00:14:02,305 --> 00:14:04,615
- Yeah. Tyler, as your best friend,

265
00:14:04,695 --> 00:14:06,065
you gotta dial back the Ranger

266
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,877
John Malcolm fandom. It can't be healthy.

267
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,905
- Ew. Lewis, you can't put them back in.

268
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,375
- Well, I don't wanna waste
them. Think of the turtles.

269
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,505
- Nobody wants dirty
floor straws, Lewis. - Okay,

270
00:14:18,585 --> 00:14:20,145
fine.

271
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:22,015
- I'll, I'll tone it back.

272
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,935
But I'm just excited to be like my hero,

273
00:14:25,015 --> 00:14:26,935
and finally see Bigfoot for myself.

274
00:14:27,015 --> 00:14:30,995
Did you guys know Ranger John Malcolm has over six

275
00:14:31,075 --> 00:14:33,275
recorded encounters with Bigfoot.

276
00:14:33,355 --> 00:14:34,275
- Recorded encounters.

277
00:14:34,355 --> 00:14:36,241
Where are the photos? - Video
footage?

278
00:14:36,321 --> 00:14:37,075
- Audio recording, anything.

279
00:14:37,155 --> 00:14:38,265
- Okay, yeah, no, I get it.

280
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,735
Look, in his defense,

281
00:14:40,815 --> 00:14:44,135
the first time his camera
battery died, the second time,

282
00:14:44,215 --> 00:14:45,695
he forgot to turn on auto focus,

283
00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:47,695
so it's just kind of a blurry photo.

284
00:14:47,775 --> 00:14:50,585
The third and fourth times the digital camera

285
00:14:50,665 --> 00:14:51,765
took too long to boot up.

286
00:14:51,845 --> 00:14:54,105
By the time he took the photo,
Bigfoot had already left.

287
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:56,745
And then the sixth time the auto focus was on.

288
00:14:56,825 --> 00:14:59,385
But it focused on a tree in the background.

289
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:04,525
So you can't really see Bigfoot, but he took very good

290
00:15:04,605 --> 00:15:06,625
detailed notes about every encounter.

291
00:15:06,705 --> 00:15:09,925
- Oh, okay. Notes? He took notes. You

292
00:15:10,005 --> 00:15:10,975
never told me that.

293
00:15:11,055 --> 00:15:12,865
Let's call up science and tell him, "Hey, science,

294
00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,395
we got notes. Bigfoot saw."

295
00:15:14,475 --> 00:15:16,355
- Shut up, Bret. Okay?

296
00:15:16,435 --> 00:15:17,945
He's real. - He is not real.

297
00:15:18,025 --> 00:15:19,565
No one's ever got a
photo of the guy. - Look,

298
00:15:19,645 --> 00:15:21,365
I know, but I have a plan.

299
00:15:21,445 --> 00:15:23,685
I brought my camera. I
brought extra batteries.

300
00:15:23,765 --> 00:15:24,725
I even brought my Polaroid

301
00:15:24,805 --> 00:15:27,785
as a backup in case we need an instant hard copy.

302
00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:29,105
We are gonna find him.

303
00:15:29,185 --> 00:15:32,705
We are gonna get the first real
photo and we are going to be

304
00:15:32,785 --> 00:15:33,785
heroes!

305
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:39,345
- Okay.
- Yeah, alright. Or

306
00:15:39,425 --> 00:15:42,875
we could eat s'mores. Right?

307
00:15:42,955 --> 00:15:44,766
Look, we could sit around the campfire.

308
00:15:44,846 --> 00:15:45,599
Eat S'mores.

309
00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:48,105
I brought my guitar. We can
play some tunes about Bigfoot.

310
00:15:48,185 --> 00:15:49,845
It seems like that's the closest
we're gonna get to the big

311
00:15:49,925 --> 00:15:50,885
guy this weekend.

312
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:53,445
- I love s'mores. - He loves s'mores.

313
00:15:55,985 --> 00:15:57,575
- All right, look. Come on guys.

314
00:15:57,655 --> 00:16:00,065
We're all here to celebrate Tyler's birthday

315
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:02,385
and fulfill a promise that we all made.

316
00:16:02,465 --> 00:16:04,945
And Nate's here too,
for some reason. - Present.

317
00:16:05,025 --> 00:16:08,105
- So let's go all in and make this weekend worth it.

318
00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:10,425
- Sounds good to me. - Okay.

319
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:11,799
- Hey, I've been on board ever since

320
00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:13,615
we swore in as Squatchers.

321
00:16:13,695 --> 00:16:15,965
- Thank you guys.
- Didn't we have some sort

322
00:16:16,045 --> 00:16:19,058
of saying like a little oath
when we made our promise?

323
00:16:19,985 --> 00:16:20,905
- Squatcher oath!

324
00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:24,665
- Yes, the oath!
- We are friends

325
00:16:24,745 --> 00:16:27,985
and we believe that Sasquatch is as real as me.

326
00:16:28,065 --> 00:16:30,185
- He is a loner just like us,

327
00:16:30,265 --> 00:16:32,985
but we've got each other, and that we trust.

328
00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:34,345
- In rain or shine

329
00:16:34,425 --> 00:16:37,505
and night or day or day, we'll stick together

330
00:16:37,585 --> 00:16:38,925
all the way. I will

331
00:16:39,005 --> 00:16:42,525
believe, I'll be a watcher, I'm proud to

332
00:16:42,605 --> 00:16:44,445
Call myself a Squatcher.

333
00:16:45,425 --> 00:16:48,725
- Oh, bravo. That was great.

334
00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:50,395
- I can't believe I remember that after so long.

335
00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:52,325
- Yeah it's been years since I said that oath.

336
00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:54,325
- I say it all the time.
- Of course you do Lew.

337
00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:56,562
(Cap Clatters)

338
00:16:57,665 --> 00:16:59,325
- Hey guys, do you wanna head out?

339
00:16:59,405 --> 00:17:00,765
Because I don't want the waitress

340
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,955
to see I broke the
little straw thing. - Yeah.

341
00:17:03,035 --> 00:17:03,868
- Okay, let's go.

342
00:17:12,916 --> 00:17:13,749
(Glass Shatters)

343
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,435
Okay.

344
00:17:18,595 --> 00:17:20,905
- Wait, can one of you gimme a straw?

345
00:17:20,985 --> 00:17:25,015
- Oh, hey, you can us one
our straws. - Oh, sweet.

346
00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:27,605
Thank you, buddy.
Appreciate it, man. - Yeah.

347
00:17:28,766 --> 00:17:29,865
(Glass Shatters)

348
00:17:29,945 --> 00:17:31,125
- Oh, sorry about the straw.

349
00:17:32,245 --> 00:17:34,965
- What a clutz.
- Wait, Tyler, wait for me, don't leave!

350
00:17:35,045 --> 00:17:37,485
- I actually needed to use one of those straws.

351
00:17:38,465 --> 00:17:39,465
- Four milkshakes.

352
00:17:40,865 --> 00:17:43,045
- Oh, man.
- Great.

353
00:17:43,985 --> 00:17:47,245
- How gross that would you guys be, if I used one

354
00:17:47,325 --> 00:17:48,405
of the dirty floor straws?

355
00:17:53,015 --> 00:17:53,848
- A little.

356
00:17:58,475 --> 00:17:59,685
- Welcome to Bigfoot country.

357
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,333
(Music Swells)

358
00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:12,020
- Wow. - Whoa.

359
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:12,933
Neat-o

360
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:34,617
- Oh, trees. Why did
you wake me for trees?

361
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,083
(Laughing)

362
00:18:43,888 --> 00:18:44,721
- Oh man.

363
00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:55,054
- I found a pinecone.

364
00:19:08,985 --> 00:19:10,695
- I think I'm gonna sleep in the car.

365
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:15,055
- Wait, did you bring
a tent? - Is that an invitation?

366
00:19:15,135 --> 00:19:16,985
- Nice try Bret.
- What?

367
00:19:17,065 --> 00:19:18,665
I mean, I don't mind if you snore in your

368
00:19:18,745 --> 00:19:21,125
sleep. Kinda hot.

369
00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:25,355
- Thanks, Bret. I'll totally
let you sleep in my tent.

370
00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:27,585
Maybe we can share a sleeping bag.

371
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,165
Naked. - Really?

372
00:19:31,245 --> 00:19:32,625
- No, you might be able

373
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,545
to sweet talk those girls at your little concerts,

374
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:36,015
but not me.

375
00:19:36,095 --> 00:19:37,905
Besides, I don't date Squatchers.

376
00:19:40,735 --> 00:19:44,465
- Stupid hat. Not a Squatcher. Okay.

377
00:19:48,575 --> 00:19:51,705
- Dropped your hat there my
fellow brother. Alright.

378
00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:57,825
Oh, and hey, there's always
room for two at Casa del Nate.

379
00:20:01,335 --> 00:20:03,035
- Okay. Take the car.

380
00:20:05,193 --> 00:20:06,295
This is so great.

381
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,085
It's just like old
times. Huh, guys? - Yeah!

382
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,285
- It feels like our old summers,

383
00:20:09,365 --> 00:20:12,295
except now I have to pitch my own tent.

384
00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:13,745
- This is gonna be awesome, guys.

385
00:20:13,825 --> 00:20:16,325
I mean, we're gonna hunt,
Bigfoot. - Gone squatchin'

386
00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:17,358
- I'm gonna make s'mores.

387
00:20:17,438 --> 00:20:18,408
- Oh yeah.

388
00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:19,985
- And I brought tent snacks.

389
00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:22,625
- Midnight tent snacks,
yo. - Yeah, can't wait.

390
00:20:25,495 --> 00:20:26,328
- Home, sweet home.

391
00:20:33,445 --> 00:20:35,345
- That's still good. - That's
good. Yeah that's still good.

392
00:20:38,835 --> 00:20:41,580
- Check this out, man.
I've got binoculars.

393
00:20:41,660 --> 00:20:42,742
- Oh wow.

394
00:20:42,822 --> 00:20:44,845
Can you see me? - No. - Oh.

395
00:20:44,925 --> 00:20:47,765
- But I've got night vision, so we'll be able

396
00:20:47,845 --> 00:20:49,875
to see the big guy, even if it's super dark outside.

397
00:20:49,955 --> 00:20:52,355
Dead of night. And
then if he's still hiding,

398
00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:55,735
look at this, thermal imaging.

399
00:20:55,815 --> 00:20:57,555
These things, they're so powerful,

400
00:20:57,635 --> 00:21:01,055
they eat up double As like,
like Pacman dots. All right?

401
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:04,145
There is no way we miss Bigfoot with all this stuff.

402
00:21:04,225 --> 00:21:07,642
- No, there's no way that we're gonna miss...

403
00:21:17,905 --> 00:21:22,852
- Did it work? - Yeah, yeah.
- Check it out, the holy grail.

404
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:30,905
- What are you looking at?
- Nothing. - No, give it to me.

405
00:21:31,795 --> 00:21:34,205
Gimme that! - Wait your turn.
- Give them to me.

406
00:21:34,285 --> 00:21:36,135
- No man, come on. Stop.
- No, what are you doing?

407
00:21:36,215 --> 00:21:41,065
Oh, I think thermal imaging works.

408
00:21:42,245 --> 00:21:43,673
- It works just fine.

409
00:21:43,753 --> 00:21:46,006
- We should probably stop testing it.

410
00:21:46,086 --> 00:21:48,065
- Stop. Work.

411
00:21:52,255 --> 00:21:54,138
(Screaming)

412
00:21:55,645 --> 00:21:57,731
- Evee. What? What are you doing
here?

413
00:21:57,811 --> 00:22:00,239
- Are you kidding me? I
couldn't miss the Squatcher trip

414
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,705
that my brother has been talking
about for my entire life.

415
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:04,535
- Hey Evee.

416
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:05,495
- Hi Lewis!

417
00:22:07,262 --> 00:22:10,305
Soooo, do you have room for one more?

418
00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,065
- How did you get here?
- Mom and dad.

419
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,765
- Hey, big guy! Hi, honey!

420
00:22:17,845 --> 00:22:20,695
- Mom. Dad. What are you doing here?

421
00:22:20,775 --> 00:22:23,805
- Well, your trip sounded so fun.

422
00:22:23,885 --> 00:22:25,925
We thought we'd drop off little sis here

423
00:22:26,005 --> 00:22:27,215
so she can join you.

424
00:22:27,295 --> 00:22:31,585
Meanwhile, your mother and I, we have booked a bed

425
00:22:31,665 --> 00:22:33,225
and breakfast for the whole weekend.

426
00:22:34,325 --> 00:22:35,898
- The love hut.

427
00:22:35,978 --> 00:22:37,453
- Ew, gross!

428
00:22:38,615 --> 00:22:40,005
- Okay, that's fine. Whatever.

429
00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:41,895
But you, you couldn't have called me?

430
00:22:41,975 --> 00:22:43,485
- What are you talking about?

431
00:22:43,565 --> 00:22:45,445
We called you multiple times

432
00:22:45,525 --> 00:22:48,045
and every time it went
straight through to voicemail.

433
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:50,485
Anyway, we're telling you now.

434
00:22:50,565 --> 00:22:52,825
- We brought you some wieners
for your little campfire,

435
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,485
for your little squatchy friends.

436
00:22:54,565 --> 00:22:57,425
- Thanks, mom.
- And I brought you

437
00:22:58,695 --> 00:22:59,705
this bag of rope!

438
00:23:01,695 --> 00:23:03,445
- What am I supposed to do with this?

439
00:23:03,525 --> 00:23:05,825
- You're in the woods. You need rope.

440
00:23:07,455 --> 00:23:09,475
I also have a shotgun
in the car. You want it?

441
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,475
- No. Dad, I packed light

442
00:23:11,555 --> 00:23:13,655
so I wouldn't have to lug stuff like this around.

443
00:23:13,735 --> 00:23:14,655
- Don't worry about it.

444
00:23:14,735 --> 00:23:15,568
It's just rope.

445
00:23:17,275 --> 00:23:19,035
- Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Harrison.

446
00:23:19,115 --> 00:23:22,115
- Hi Fay. You look beautiful as ever.

447
00:23:22,195 --> 00:23:24,425
- Aw, thank you.
- And how do I look?

448
00:23:24,505 --> 00:23:27,927
- Lewis? You look, the same?

449
00:23:29,635 --> 00:23:33,415
- What's that?
- Wieners. And a bag of rope.

450
00:23:35,245 --> 00:23:38,055
- Okay, uh, we're starting a fire if you wanna come help.

451
00:23:39,565 --> 00:23:42,285
- Well, honey, I think it's time for us to be off.

452
00:23:42,365 --> 00:23:44,935
Take care, big guy. Look after little sis.

453
00:23:45,015 --> 00:23:46,645
We'll see you later. - Stay safe.

454
00:23:49,747 --> 00:23:50,938
(Engine Starting)

455
00:23:52,315 --> 00:23:54,105
- Where's my hat?
- I...

456
00:23:54,185 --> 00:23:55,795
How was I supposed to even know you were coming?

457
00:23:55,875 --> 00:23:57,945
Besides, you're not a
Squatcher. You don't get a hat.

458
00:23:58,025 --> 00:24:00,885
- Why not? - Because you're
just not. - Well look,

459
00:24:00,965 --> 00:24:01,925
- I brought my flash night

460
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:03,595
so I can help you find Sasquatch.

461
00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:05,955
- Look, I'll tell you what you find Sasquatch.

462
00:24:06,035 --> 00:24:08,105
I'll give you my hat.
How does that sound?

463
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,510
- Come on, just lemme borrow it.

464
00:24:11,465 --> 00:24:12,995
- Why is your flashlight pink?

465
00:24:13,075 --> 00:24:15,275
It's the most impractical flashlight I've ever seen.

466
00:24:15,355 --> 00:24:16,188
- It's cute.

467
00:24:27,025 --> 00:24:28,085
- We're all actually here.

468
00:24:29,145 --> 00:24:32,585
- It does feel surreal.
We used to come here every year

469
00:24:32,665 --> 00:24:35,285
as kids, and then you grow up

470
00:24:35,365 --> 00:24:36,885
and you stop doing stuff like this.

471
00:24:39,105 --> 00:24:42,915
Well, I grew up. You, not so much.

472
00:24:42,995 --> 00:24:46,605
- What do you mean?
- You're literally exactly the same.

473
00:24:48,585 --> 00:24:51,305
- Well, I guess I-I'll take that as a compliment,

474
00:24:51,385 --> 00:24:52,465
- I'm gonna check.

475
00:24:52,545 --> 00:24:55,131
- No, you can't eat...
- I'll never forget the time

476
00:24:55,211 --> 00:24:58,705
you were 10 and you took me and Lewis to that cave.

477
00:24:58,785 --> 00:25:00,855
You swore Bigfoot lived in.

478
00:25:00,935 --> 00:25:01,935
- Right?

479
00:25:02,925 --> 00:25:06,205
- Freaking Lewis fell and got stuck in the cave

480
00:25:06,285 --> 00:25:07,675
'cause of his stupid Heely's.

481
00:25:07,755 --> 00:25:09,925
- Yeah. No, my dad had to
help him out with the rope.

482
00:25:11,705 --> 00:25:13,745
- Maybe that's why your dad brought you the rope.

483
00:25:13,825 --> 00:25:16,605
- Hey, I was traumatized.

484
00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:18,005
I couldn't Heely again after that.

485
00:25:20,995 --> 00:25:25,445
- Well, I know we never found Bigfoot as kids

486
00:25:26,585 --> 00:25:29,305
and we probably won't find him on this trip either,

487
00:25:29,385 --> 00:25:32,645
but it's still a great way to
get us back together again.

488
00:25:35,455 --> 00:25:36,805
- We'll find him.

489
00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,880
- You really do believe in Bigfoot, don't you?

490
00:25:42,955 --> 00:25:44,325
- Okay. Don't laugh.

491
00:25:45,305 --> 00:25:50,005
But to me, Bigfoot is this

492
00:25:50,945 --> 00:25:52,885
big hairy beacon of hope.

493
00:25:54,675 --> 00:25:56,005
When you grow up. You're not allowed

494
00:25:56,085 --> 00:25:58,825
to believe in Santa Claus anymore or whatever.

495
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:02,395
But Bigfoot is this mystical creature

496
00:26:02,475 --> 00:26:05,365
that keeps the sense of possibility and

497
00:26:05,445 --> 00:26:07,525
and the magic of what we don't know alive.

498
00:26:08,885 --> 00:26:10,885
I mean, he really could be out here.

499
00:26:13,545 --> 00:26:17,045
If we stop believing in
Bigfoot, then we stop believing

500
00:26:17,125 --> 00:26:18,765
that there's magic left in the world.

501
00:26:21,385 --> 00:26:22,485
- That's kinda sweet Tyler.

502
00:26:23,755 --> 00:26:27,555
- He's out there, Fay, and he's gonna prove to all of us

503
00:26:27,635 --> 00:26:29,245
that there's magic left in the world.

504
00:26:30,305 --> 00:26:32,285
And I am gonna get the photo to prove it.

505
00:26:35,275 --> 00:26:37,585
- Wait, Bret, you have to play the Squatcher song.

506
00:26:37,665 --> 00:26:39,595
- No, I'm not gonna play the Squatcher song.

507
00:26:39,675 --> 00:26:42,765
- Everybody wants to hear
it. - You have to. - Come on!

508
00:26:42,845 --> 00:26:44,635
- Oh I would love to hear the official Squatcher song.

509
00:26:44,715 --> 00:26:48,445
Play the song! Play the
song! Play the song!

510
00:26:49,315 --> 00:26:51,795
- Play the song! Play the song!

511
00:26:51,875 --> 00:26:54,325
- Okay. Okay. Okay. To get
you to stop chanting.

512
00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:57,005
I'll play the song. Here we go.

513
00:26:58,225 --> 00:26:59,058
(Song Begins)

514
00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:07,965
- We are friends and we believe the Sasquatch is

515
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:09,825
as real as me.

516
00:27:10,735 --> 00:27:13,765
He's a loner, just like us.

517
00:27:13,845 --> 00:27:19,005
We got each other and that we trust. Through rain

518
00:27:19,085 --> 00:27:22,235
or shine, in night or day.

519
00:27:22,315 --> 00:27:26,665
We'll stick together all the way.

520
00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:29,675
I'll believe, I'll be a watcher.

521
00:27:29,755 --> 00:27:33,195
Proud to call myself a Squatcher,

522
00:27:33,275 --> 00:27:36,105
proud to call myself a Squatcher,

523
00:27:37,165 --> 00:27:41,735
Proud to call myself a Squatcher - Proud to...

524
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:46,865
- All right, you got your song.

525
00:27:46,945 --> 00:27:48,805
- Wait, you have to do
the howl part. - Yes!

526
00:27:48,885 --> 00:27:51,525
- No!
- And he howls, like. - Ugh okay.

527
00:27:51,605 --> 00:27:55,216
- And he howls like (Howling)

528
00:27:55,296 --> 00:27:58,740
- And he howls like (Howling)

529
00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:02,490
- And he howls like (Howling)

530
00:28:02,570 --> 00:28:06,278
- And he howls like (Howling)

531
00:28:07,627 --> 00:28:08,685
(Clapping)

532
00:28:11,035 --> 00:28:12,863
- Alright that song is
pretty cool tonight. - Yeah.

533
00:28:14,675 --> 00:28:18,035
- All right guys, we, we should go get some sleep

534
00:28:18,115 --> 00:28:19,765
so we can wake up nice and early.

535
00:28:19,845 --> 00:28:22,635
According to Ranger John Malcolm, four

536
00:28:22,715 --> 00:28:24,895
of his six Sasquatch encounters have

537
00:28:24,975 --> 00:28:26,805
occurred right before Sunrise.

538
00:28:26,885 --> 00:28:28,563
- Uh, what time is sunrise?
- 6:00 AM

539
00:28:28,643 --> 00:28:30,418
- Ugh, Tyler. - What?

540
00:28:31,925 --> 00:28:35,155
What? Look. Right. It's
what sun trip's about.

541
00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:37,605
- You guys can squatch without
me. I'll be asleep.

542
00:28:37,685 --> 00:28:40,035
- Nice try, Bret. I'm waking everyone up

543
00:28:40,115 --> 00:28:41,135
at five o'clock sharp.

544
00:28:42,565 --> 00:28:46,765
- Just everybody go get some
sleep. Okay? Nighty night!

545
00:28:46,845 --> 00:28:47,845
- Squatchers!

546
00:28:48,745 --> 00:28:50,081
- Lewis, don't bring the marshmallows in here.

547
00:28:50,161 --> 00:28:50,915
- I need them.

548
00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:55,791
- You don't need them. - I need it - Night Fay.

549
00:28:55,871 --> 00:28:56,704
- Night Bret.

550
00:29:31,065 --> 00:29:32,225
- Dude.

551
00:29:32,305 --> 00:29:36,075
- What? What do you want?
- It's him. It's him. It's, dude.

552
00:29:36,155 --> 00:29:39,666
Wake up. - What man? - It's Bigfoot
dude.

553
00:29:39,746 --> 00:29:40,585
- Wake up it's him.

554
00:29:40,665 --> 00:29:41,726
- Good morning.

555
00:29:41,806 --> 00:29:44,165
- Tyler, wake up. It's him. It's Bigfoot!

556
00:29:44,245 --> 00:29:45,078
- He's right there

557
00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:50,545
- My camera.

558
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:54,405
- Where? - Get my camera!

559
00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:06,320
- No, no, no, no, no. Where did he go?

560
00:30:09,255 --> 00:30:11,965
- Tyler, is everything
okay? - He was just here.

561
00:30:12,045 --> 00:30:13,005
I just saw a, a shadow.

562
00:30:19,105 --> 00:30:21,925
- Are you sure it wasn't a
bear? That's a common mistake.

563
00:30:22,945 --> 00:30:26,005
- It was him. I'm sure of it.
- I saw it too. It was huge.

564
00:30:28,465 --> 00:30:29,765
- Let Nate investigate.

565
00:30:34,675 --> 00:30:37,747
- Well, that was that, I guess.

566
00:30:39,615 --> 00:30:40,798
- Lets just go back in.

567
00:30:41,635 --> 00:30:42,468
- All right.

568
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:47,147
- Welp, whatever it was, it's gone now.

569
00:30:47,227 --> 00:30:48,060
(Screaming)

570
00:30:51,025 --> 00:30:53,587
Sasquatch, Sasquatch took
him. - What do we do?

571
00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:54,625
Alright, uh, you guys stay here.

572
00:30:54,705 --> 00:30:55,985
I'm gonna look for him. - No

573
00:30:56,065 --> 00:30:57,545
No, we're all sticking together.

574
00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:59,475
- All right, well then
all of us. Let's go now.

575
00:30:59,555 --> 00:31:01,286
- What about Lewis?

576
00:31:04,245 --> 00:31:07,955
- He'll be fine. Okay. - Now
Evee, stay here, watch Lewis.

577
00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:12,085
Stay with me on your walkie.
Okay? - Okay. - Let's go.

578
00:31:13,085 --> 00:31:16,205
- Hey, Nate. Nate, Nate,

579
00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,095
- Lewis?

580
00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:35,525
Hey buddy. Wake up. Lewis?

581
00:31:41,155 --> 00:31:44,765
Wake up. Tyler, can you come back soon?

582
00:31:44,845 --> 00:31:46,725
I don't think I should have
this much responsibility.

583
00:31:52,135 --> 00:31:53,315
Nate! Nate!

584
00:31:55,025 --> 00:31:56,115
Nate! Nate!

585
00:32:18,975 --> 00:32:19,975
- Hey Tyler?

586
00:32:24,105 --> 00:32:27,235
- Eves, you copy?
- Hey, Tyler.

587
00:32:28,095 --> 00:32:30,715
- Are you okay sis?
- I'm okay.

588
00:32:32,635 --> 00:32:34,525
Uh, Lewis is still out though.

589
00:32:34,605 --> 00:32:37,865
- He'll be all right. Just,
just stay safe over there.

590
00:32:37,945 --> 00:32:38,778
- Okay.

591
00:33:01,165 --> 00:33:02,865
- I can't see anything.

592
00:33:02,945 --> 00:33:05,085
- Oh, I have my, my, my night vision goggles.

593
00:33:10,035 --> 00:33:11,045
Nate? Nate!

594
00:33:16,225 --> 00:33:18,085
- If he was anywhere I-I'd be able

595
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:19,165
to see something on here.

596
00:33:22,045 --> 00:33:23,205
- I don't think we're gonna find him.

597
00:33:27,175 --> 00:33:28,525
- Maybe let's, let's just get back

598
00:33:28,605 --> 00:33:30,135
to base camp so we can all stick together.

599
00:33:30,215 --> 00:33:31,045
We'll head to the sheriff's

600
00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:32,125
station first thing tomorrow morning.

601
00:33:32,205 --> 00:33:33,795
They'll, they can help us look.

602
00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:37,745
- Good idea. Getting freaked
out the more we stay out here.

603
00:33:37,825 --> 00:33:39,045
- Let Evee know we're on our way back.

604
00:33:41,145 --> 00:33:44,645
- Hey, Evee, we're making our
way back to you. Hang tight.

605
00:33:47,315 --> 00:33:48,148
- Okay.

606
00:33:53,685 --> 00:33:54,518
It's okay.

607
00:33:55,795 --> 00:33:57,025
- Thank you. - You're so brave.

608
00:33:57,865 --> 00:33:58,920
- I try.

609
00:34:00,193 --> 00:34:01,026
- Careful, careful.

610
00:34:03,354 --> 00:34:04,107
(Screaming)

611
00:34:04,187 --> 00:34:05,148
- Oh, sorry.

612
00:34:05,228 --> 00:34:06,598
- Oh, sorry. I thought
you were another monster.

613
00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:10,525
- Sorry. - You almost gave me
a heart attack. - No, Nate?

614
00:34:10,605 --> 00:34:14,805
- We couldn't find him. - Oh, no.

615
00:34:14,885 --> 00:34:15,745
- What's up guys.

616
00:34:15,825 --> 00:34:18,431
(Screaming)

617
00:34:18,511 --> 00:34:19,445
Ah, Bret!

618
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:22,105
- Oh no. Stop scaring me!

619
00:34:24,305 --> 00:34:26,945
I can't keep doing this.
- You scared us to death.

620
00:34:27,905 --> 00:34:28,808
What's everyone's deal?

621
00:34:28,888 --> 00:34:29,655
I thought we were supposed to meet at five.

622
00:34:29,735 --> 00:34:34,215
- Nate was kidnapped.
- What? - By Bigfoot. - What?

623
00:34:34,295 --> 00:34:35,455
Wait, what?

624
00:34:35,535 --> 00:34:38,025
- Well, whoever it was or whatever it was, took him

625
00:34:38,105 --> 00:34:39,705
and there's no trace of where they went.

626
00:34:39,785 --> 00:34:41,165
- We're gonna get help from the sheriff in the morning.

627
00:34:41,245 --> 00:34:43,845
The best thing we can all do now is get some sleep

628
00:34:43,925 --> 00:34:45,585
and we'll set out first thing tomorrow.

629
00:34:45,665 --> 00:34:47,705
- I am not sleeping alone.
- Me neither.

630
00:34:49,835 --> 00:34:54,015
- So Tyler, how many does
this tent sleep? - Three.

631
00:34:58,926 --> 00:34:59,759
(Snoring)

632
00:35:25,345 --> 00:35:29,085
- Okay. So I came outta my
tent and I stood right here.

633
00:35:29,165 --> 00:35:31,815
Right here. And then I thought
I saw Bigfoot go this way.

634
00:35:31,895 --> 00:35:33,655
So I came here and then Nate,

635
00:35:33,735 --> 00:35:35,115
our friend Nate, came out of his tent.

636
00:35:35,195 --> 00:35:36,735
- That tent. - and he came over here

637
00:35:36,815 --> 00:35:38,465
and he was dragged into the woods, right?

638
00:35:38,545 --> 00:35:40,945
We searched everywhere for an hour, two hours.

639
00:35:41,025 --> 00:35:43,245
And we, we couldn't find any sign of him or Bigfoot.

640
00:35:45,065 --> 00:35:47,005
- So you really think that it was the big fella?

641
00:35:48,025 --> 00:35:49,365
- I'm positive. - What?

642
00:35:49,445 --> 00:35:51,145
You don't believe in Bigfoot too? Do you?

643
00:35:51,225 --> 00:35:53,435
- All of us here in Whitehall believe

644
00:35:53,515 --> 00:35:55,225
it's part of living here.

645
00:35:55,305 --> 00:35:57,355
But I'm gonna be straight with y'all.

646
00:35:57,435 --> 00:35:59,365
Lots of people go missing in these woods.

647
00:36:00,785 --> 00:36:03,405
And not everybody who's gone missing gets found.

648
00:36:06,065 --> 00:36:07,685
I'm gonna file a missing persons report

649
00:36:07,765 --> 00:36:10,095
and get a squad out here to search the area.

650
00:36:10,175 --> 00:36:12,345
- Thank you Sheriff
Hawkins. - Yeah, thanks.

651
00:36:12,425 --> 00:36:16,325
- My pleasure, son.
- If there's anything we can do

652
00:36:16,405 --> 00:36:17,945
to help, please let us know.

653
00:36:18,025 --> 00:36:20,085
- If you really think it was the big fella.

654
00:36:20,165 --> 00:36:21,245
I'd talked to an expert

655
00:36:28,785 --> 00:36:30,465
- Ranger John Malcolm.

656
00:36:30,545 --> 00:36:33,685
- Ugh, Tyler. Not ranger guy again.

657
00:36:33,765 --> 00:36:34,885
- Oh, come on guys.

658
00:36:34,965 --> 00:36:37,593
Ranger John Malcolm, he lives around here.

659
00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:40,314
What if we find him and he helps us find Nate.

660
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:42,905
- Look, Tyler.

661
00:36:42,985 --> 00:36:46,405
I'm cold and I'm hungry and he got kidnapped.

662
00:36:46,485 --> 00:36:47,445
I mean, we could just end this

663
00:36:47,525 --> 00:36:48,875
trip before it gets any worse.

664
00:36:48,955 --> 00:36:50,805
- Yeah. Besides if the
guy can't find Bigfoot,

665
00:36:50,885 --> 00:36:52,465
how the heck is he supposed to help us find Nate,

666
00:36:52,545 --> 00:36:54,385
- I'm not gonna go through this again with you, Bret.

667
00:36:54,465 --> 00:36:57,985
He has six recorded encounters, - No evidence.

668
00:36:58,065 --> 00:36:59,060
- Six encounters. - No evidence.

669
00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:00,505
- Six encounters. - No evidence.

670
00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:01,955
Six encounters. Six encounters.

671
00:37:02,035 --> 00:37:03,705
- Come on. Our friend Nate is missing

672
00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:05,815
and we need to do our part to find him.

673
00:37:05,895 --> 00:37:09,065
Tyler, do you know where Ranger John Malcolm lives?

674
00:37:09,145 --> 00:37:10,515
Is he walking distance?

675
00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,125
- Walking distance?
- I mean,

676
00:37:12,205 --> 00:37:13,895
unless you have spare keys to Nate's car,

677
00:37:13,975 --> 00:37:16,025
we're stuck to walking distance.

678
00:37:16,105 --> 00:37:18,965
- Oh yeah. - No way I'm
walking all the way there.

679
00:37:19,885 --> 00:37:23,385
- I mean, it is pretty
far. Be a long hike.

680
00:37:23,465 --> 00:37:25,945
- How far are we talking?
- Like a day?

681
00:37:26,025 --> 00:37:27,973
- Alright, count me out.
- Huh, me too.

682
00:37:28,053 --> 00:37:29,665
- Evee makes three.

683
00:37:29,745 --> 00:37:30,498
- Looks like we're staying here.

684
00:37:30,578 --> 00:37:32,745
- Okay, fine. But we're gonna
go keep looking for Nate.

685
00:37:33,975 --> 00:37:35,185
- Okay. Right behind you.

686
00:37:39,155 --> 00:37:42,885
- Bret, where's your hat?
- It's in the car.

687
00:37:42,965 --> 00:37:44,505
- Why can't you just put on your hat?

688
00:37:44,585 --> 00:37:47,025
- I did the guy like 10
favors. I wore the hat.

689
00:37:47,105 --> 00:37:48,305
I played the song. I'm out here in

690
00:37:48,385 --> 00:37:50,215
the cold. I'm all favored out.

691
00:37:50,295 --> 00:37:52,955
- Look, you don't have to do any more favors.

692
00:37:53,035 --> 00:37:55,695
- Thank you. - Can you do me a favor,

693
00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:57,485
- Okay for you I'll do a favor.

694
00:37:57,565 --> 00:37:58,565
- Put on the hat.

695
00:38:03,175 --> 00:38:04,008
- Okay.

696
00:38:06,472 --> 00:38:09,055
(Music Swells)

697
00:38:24,989 --> 00:38:26,280
Nate! Nate!

698
00:38:28,481 --> 00:38:30,481
Nate! Nate?

699
00:38:38,915 --> 00:38:40,825
- Look at me. I'm a Squatcher.

700
00:38:40,905 --> 00:38:44,185
- You're not a Squatcher.
- Why not? I already have the hat.

701
00:38:44,265 --> 00:38:45,851
- The hat belongs to Nate.

702
00:38:45,931 --> 00:38:47,795
You're gonna give it back as soon as we find him.

703
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:48,795
- Guys.

704
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:50,245
I'm hungry. - Shut up.

705
00:38:50,325 --> 00:38:51,245
- Shut up Lewis.

706
00:38:51,325 --> 00:38:55,085
My feet hurt. - So this is what a hike is.

707
00:38:55,165 --> 00:38:57,205
I finally go on a hike and it's just walking.

708
00:38:57,285 --> 00:38:58,645
I walk all the time everywhere.

709
00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:04,245
So is walking just hiking or is hiking just walking?

710
00:39:04,325 --> 00:39:06,367
Nate! Nate!

711
00:39:06,447 --> 00:39:08,065
- So like if I'm telling someone to go for a hike,

712
00:39:08,145 --> 00:39:09,875
I'm just really telling them to go for a walk

713
00:39:09,955 --> 00:39:10,965
Nate! Nate!
- You know

714
00:39:11,045 --> 00:39:12,985
what would make me feel better
if I had a walking stick.

715
00:39:13,065 --> 00:39:14,745
You know, it's really hard to pick out the right one.

716
00:39:14,825 --> 00:39:16,325
You have to get one that's not too pointy,

717
00:39:16,405 --> 00:39:17,365
but it has to stick into the

718
00:39:17,445 --> 00:39:18,425
ground so that you don't. - Guys,

719
00:39:18,505 --> 00:39:19,625
we should stop for lunch.

720
00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:20,875
- So anyways, is it called

721
00:39:20,955 --> 00:39:22,585
walking when it's down the street?

722
00:39:22,665 --> 00:39:24,345
But it's called hiking when you're in the woods?

723
00:39:24,425 --> 00:39:25,995
So it's like sort of a location thing.

724
00:39:26,075 --> 00:39:27,165
Kind of like how the floor is called.

725
00:39:27,245 --> 00:39:28,365
The floor inside, but it's called the

726
00:39:28,445 --> 00:39:30,835
ground when you're outside.
It's sort of like that.

727
00:39:30,915 --> 00:39:31,845
- This is definitely not how

728
00:39:31,925 --> 00:39:33,965
I always imagined this trip would go.

729
00:39:34,045 --> 00:39:36,835
- Same here.
- But what about going for a stroll?

730
00:39:36,915 --> 00:39:39,345
That opens up a whole new can of worms?

731
00:39:39,425 --> 00:39:40,425
- How do you have this much energy?

732
00:39:40,505 --> 00:39:42,145
- She had her coffee soup this morning.

733
00:39:42,225 --> 00:39:44,195
- Coffee soup? - Don't ask.

734
00:39:44,275 --> 00:39:46,285
- Yeah, it's when I eat my coffee with a spoon.

735
00:39:46,365 --> 00:39:48,905
Like it's a soup. It's so good.

736
00:39:48,985 --> 00:39:51,105
- How is that any different
than just drinking your coffee?

737
00:39:51,185 --> 00:39:52,695
It tastes exactly the same.

738
00:39:52,775 --> 00:39:54,325
- Trust me. It tastes different.

739
00:39:54,405 --> 00:39:57,085
- I could really go for some
soup. - Shut up Lewis.

740
00:39:59,115 --> 00:39:59,948
- Guys.

741
00:40:08,945 --> 00:40:09,995
It's a Bigfoot print.

742
00:40:16,295 --> 00:40:17,128
Lewis, you know what to do.

743
00:40:28,015 --> 00:40:30,425
- How do you know it's not a bear track?

744
00:40:30,505 --> 00:40:34,115
- Oh, I've seen enough Bigfoot prints online to know

745
00:40:34,195 --> 00:40:37,785
what one looks like Bret. Now
they say it's authentic.

746
00:40:37,865 --> 00:40:38,718
Hold that please.

747
00:40:38,798 --> 00:40:41,539
If it measures from your wrist to your elbow

748
00:40:43,815 --> 00:40:45,305
Checks out. Okay.

749
00:40:45,385 --> 00:40:46,675
Wait, hold on. - This doesn't sound right.

750
00:40:52,785 --> 00:40:53,935
It's him all right.

751
00:40:54,015 --> 00:40:54,848
- Wow

752
00:40:57,515 --> 00:40:59,265
- Dude, it's a bear track.

753
00:40:59,345 --> 00:41:02,665
- It has to be somewhere in these woods.

754
00:41:02,745 --> 00:41:04,405
Tyler, you don't think there's a bear around us?

755
00:41:04,485 --> 00:41:06,965
Do you? - How many times did
I have to say it? No, there,

756
00:41:07,045 --> 00:41:08,675
there's no bear.

757
00:41:08,755 --> 00:41:11,965
- It's Bigfoot. - Well, whatever it is,

758
00:41:12,915 --> 00:41:15,025
it's big.

759
00:41:15,105 --> 00:41:16,242
Dude, that's a bear track and that hair

760
00:41:16,322 --> 00:41:17,645
you're carrying around is fake.

761
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:19,575
It's from eBay for crying out loud. Okay?

762
00:41:20,465 --> 00:41:22,485
- I Wonder if he jumped that ravine?

763
00:41:23,665 --> 00:41:26,165
- The Bigfoot's supposed to be a crazy good jumper.

764
00:41:27,105 --> 00:41:30,265
- Oh, no thank you. I do
not do well with heights.

765
00:41:30,345 --> 00:41:32,725
- Oh, man. Getting nervous
just thinking about it.

766
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:34,782
(Thunder Crashes)

767
00:41:38,025 --> 00:41:39,885
- All right, let's get back to base camp before

768
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:40,965
the rain starts.

769
00:41:42,505 --> 00:41:45,005
- Oh, I didn't bring a raincoat.
- Is there food at camp?

770
00:41:48,345 --> 00:41:49,178
- I'm coming.

771
00:41:51,986 --> 00:41:52,819
(Thunder Crashes)

772
00:42:02,035 --> 00:42:04,285
- Hot cocoa Now this is camping.

773
00:42:04,365 --> 00:42:06,455
- Marshmallow me!
- Yep.

774
00:42:08,035 --> 00:42:11,389
- Oh my God. Yes!

775
00:42:11,469 --> 00:42:12,302
- Marshmallow me!

776
00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:14,485
Ouch. - Okay.

777
00:42:14,565 --> 00:42:16,655
This is fun and all, but it is way too crammed in here.

778
00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:19,435
If you guys need me, I'll be in my tent.

779
00:42:19,515 --> 00:42:21,415
- You mean in the car?
- Yeah.

780
00:42:22,845 --> 00:42:25,195
- Marshmallow me! Yes.

781
00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:26,515
- Why don't you guys just sit next to each other

782
00:42:26,595 --> 00:42:27,925
and share the bag of marshmallows?

783
00:42:28,005 --> 00:42:31,575
- Because that's less fun. Marshmallow me!

784
00:42:32,845 --> 00:42:34,595
- Okay. Here

785
00:42:34,675 --> 00:42:36,215
Now you can have all the marshmallows you want.

786
00:42:37,645 --> 00:42:38,615
- Marshmallow me.

787
00:42:40,545 --> 00:42:44,075
- Tyler, you're really
quiet. Is everything okay?

788
00:42:44,155 --> 00:42:45,315
- It just feels wrong not being

789
00:42:45,395 --> 00:42:46,615
out there searching for Nate.

790
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,655
Instead, we're just eating marshmallows, having fun.

791
00:42:52,475 --> 00:42:54,595
- The sheriff is out there looking for him right now.

792
00:42:54,675 --> 00:42:56,415
And we were out there looking all day.

793
00:42:57,465 --> 00:42:59,525
Don't be so hard on yourself.

794
00:42:59,605 --> 00:43:01,335
- Yeah,
- Marshmallow me.

795
00:43:02,805 --> 00:43:04,935
- Okay, um I'll be in the car

796
00:43:05,015 --> 00:43:07,555
with Bret if anybody
needs anything. Okay?

797
00:43:07,635 --> 00:43:10,505
- Hey Tyler. Everything's
gonna be fine, man.

798
00:43:10,585 --> 00:43:11,695
- Don't be sad, bro.

799
00:43:12,875 --> 00:43:13,875
Have a marshmallow.

800
00:43:14,955 --> 00:43:17,415
- I'm okay.
- I'll take it.

801
00:43:21,315 --> 00:43:23,215
Oh Ty, I'm with you a hundred percent.

802
00:43:23,295 --> 00:43:24,555
Whatever you need.

803
00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:25,555
- Let's go back out there.

804
00:43:25,635 --> 00:43:27,555
Let's keep searching for Nate, for Bigfoot.

805
00:43:27,635 --> 00:43:29,385
- Oh, Tyler, come on. Anything but that.

806
00:43:29,465 --> 00:43:31,845
- Lewis, come on y-you said whatever I need.

807
00:43:31,925 --> 00:43:33,135
This is what I need.

808
00:43:33,215 --> 00:43:34,935
- But it's cold and it's raining.

809
00:43:35,015 --> 00:43:36,645
- I need to be out there searching for Nate.

810
00:43:36,725 --> 00:43:38,795
It's my fault he's out there in the first place.

811
00:43:38,875 --> 00:43:39,935
I'm the one who called him a Squatcher

812
00:43:40,015 --> 00:43:41,215
just so he could use his car.

813
00:43:41,295 --> 00:43:43,385
I, I feel awful.

814
00:43:43,465 --> 00:43:44,925
- Okay, Tyler, fine.

815
00:43:45,005 --> 00:43:48,035
I'll go with you. Do you
at least have an umbrella?

816
00:43:48,115 --> 00:43:52,455
- No. No, but here's a poncho.
- Dude!

817
00:43:53,685 --> 00:43:55,445
- Evee, you have your walkie.

818
00:43:55,525 --> 00:43:58,405
- Yeah, walkie. Marshmallows.

819
00:43:58,485 --> 00:44:00,145
- You stay in the car with Bret and Fay.

820
00:44:00,225 --> 00:44:01,895
Lewis and I are gonna keep searching.

821
00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:05,155
- One more for the road.

822
00:44:05,235 --> 00:44:07,644
- Yeah!

823
00:44:07,724 --> 00:44:08,557
Solid!

824
00:44:14,075 --> 00:44:14,915
- Hey guys.

825
00:44:14,995 --> 00:44:17,575
- Hey Evee. - Okay, scooch over
I call middle seat.

826
00:44:22,195 --> 00:44:23,655
- Oh. Oh, careful.

827
00:44:26,955 --> 00:44:30,875
- So Tyler and Lewis went back out to search for Nate.

828
00:44:30,955 --> 00:44:32,105
- What?

829
00:44:32,185 --> 00:44:34,685
Oh, that guy doesn't know
when to quit. - You're telling me.

830
00:44:35,755 --> 00:44:38,425
- He's gonna get sick out there in the rain.

831
00:44:38,505 --> 00:44:39,525
- Hey, Evee, do you copy?

832
00:44:41,655 --> 00:44:42,575
- Tyler?

833
00:44:42,655 --> 00:44:43,635
You're gonna get sick out there.

834
00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:46,905
Just go back inside and we'll search more tomorrow.

835
00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:48,818
- Just give me an hour or so I'll, I'll be back.

836
00:44:54,264 --> 00:44:56,022
- Nate! Nate!

837
00:44:59,185 --> 00:45:03,445
Nate? Hey Nate! Nate!

838
00:45:04,505 --> 00:45:05,505
Nate!

839
00:45:16,415 --> 00:45:18,615
- I hope they don't get attacked by Sasquatch.

840
00:45:20,085 --> 00:45:23,455
- They'll be fine.
Sasquatch doesn't exist.

841
00:45:25,045 --> 00:45:26,215
- Hope he stays safe out there.

842
00:45:28,365 --> 00:45:31,432
- Just a little rain.
Nothing to worry about.

843
00:45:31,512 --> 00:45:32,345
(Thunder Crashes)

844
00:45:38,685 --> 00:45:41,185
- Hey, Evee? Got more
of those marshmallows?

845
00:45:42,675 --> 00:45:45,535
- You can take the rest. I don't
feel good for some reason.

846
00:45:53,775 --> 00:45:58,775
- Oh, Lewis, these marshmallows are real good.

847
00:45:59,265 --> 00:46:01,675
- What are you doing?

848
00:46:01,755 --> 00:46:02,835
- You want them to come back, don't you?

849
00:46:05,375 --> 00:46:08,635
- Oh yeah. - What? These
are so good. - You turd!

850
00:46:09,875 --> 00:46:12,775
- I hate for them to all be gone by the time you get back.

851
00:46:12,855 --> 00:46:15,255
- Oh my God. - Real, real shame.

852
00:46:15,335 --> 00:46:17,395
- You better leave the rest of my snacks alone.

853
00:46:18,245 --> 00:46:19,315
- Bret, cut it out.

854
00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:22,795
- Oh, Lewis, I'm feeling pretty hungry.

855
00:46:24,965 --> 00:46:28,505
I'm gonna find your whole stash of marshmallows

856
00:46:29,405 --> 00:46:31,745
and I am going to eat them all

857
00:46:32,735 --> 00:46:33,875
in front of your whole family.

858
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:35,583
- Bret?

859
00:46:36,784 --> 00:46:37,617
- Bret?

860
00:46:39,405 --> 00:46:40,238
- What?

861
00:46:46,755 --> 00:46:48,400
- Is that? Do you think
that do you think that's..

862
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,393
- Shh!

863
00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:54,215
- No one move. - My God - He's real.

864
00:46:55,265 --> 00:46:56,815
- Tyler's gonna crap his pants.

865
00:46:59,475 --> 00:47:01,792
- And that's what I think about your mom, Bret

866
00:47:05,655 --> 00:47:06,408
- What happened?

867
00:47:06,488 --> 00:47:07,321
Can't take an insult?

868
00:47:11,155 --> 00:47:12,825
- Bret would never let you talk that long.

869
00:47:13,935 --> 00:47:15,765
- Well, maybe my comeback was just that good.

870
00:47:15,845 --> 00:47:20,655
- No, that can't be it.
Something must have happened.

871
00:47:20,735 --> 00:47:21,735
- What?

872
00:47:27,065 --> 00:47:30,125
- I mean, it could be a bear still, right?

873
00:47:30,205 --> 00:47:31,565
- I mean, maybe.

874
00:47:34,985 --> 00:47:36,075
- How do you use your camera?

875
00:47:36,155 --> 00:47:38,205
- Just take a photo.
- Okay.

876
00:47:40,435 --> 00:47:41,504
It's not working.

877
00:47:41,584 --> 00:47:43,300
- Just click the button - Which one?

878
00:47:49,135 --> 00:47:51,145
- Evee, please tell me you got that.

879
00:47:54,725 --> 00:47:57,125
- Aw man, there's a lens cap on this thing.

880
00:47:57,205 --> 00:47:59,585
Why is there a lens cap on
this thing? - Are you serious?

881
00:48:00,455 --> 00:48:01,745
- You didn't tell me about the lens cap.

882
00:48:03,005 --> 00:48:07,625
- Oh, ugh.

883
00:48:08,538 --> 00:48:09,371
(Branch Snaps)

884
00:48:12,516 --> 00:48:13,349
(Growling)

885
00:48:14,255 --> 00:48:15,346
- He's still here.

886
00:48:38,891 --> 00:48:39,724
(Thud)

887
00:48:43,741 --> 00:48:44,574
(Thud)

888
00:48:47,710 --> 00:48:48,543
(Thud)

889
00:48:56,897 --> 00:48:57,833
(Thud)

890
00:48:57,913 --> 00:48:58,746
(Thud)

891
00:49:08,685 --> 00:49:10,735
Okay. I think he's gone.

892
00:49:13,085 --> 00:49:16,915
Alright, I think we're okay.

893
00:49:21,345 --> 00:49:22,178
Okay.

894
00:49:26,542 --> 00:49:27,375
(Growling)

895
00:49:39,775 --> 00:49:40,608
Oh my God

896
00:49:42,742 --> 00:49:44,192
- Turn it off. Turn it off.

897
00:49:46,945 --> 00:49:48,355
- Turn it off. - I don't...

898
00:50:02,715 --> 00:50:03,855
No, no!

899
00:50:03,935 --> 00:50:04,935
- I need to check. Please!

900
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:21,833
(Screaming)

901
00:50:24,556 --> 00:50:25,389
(Growling)

902
00:51:13,375 --> 00:51:14,208
(Feet Stomping)

903
00:51:22,815 --> 00:51:27,815
- Are you okay? Fay? Fay,
come on. We gotta go.

904
00:51:28,025 --> 00:51:28,858
Come on.

905
00:51:32,705 --> 00:51:33,458
Come on.

906
00:51:33,538 --> 00:51:35,195
We gotta go. Fay!

907
00:51:39,785 --> 00:51:40,618
Fay, come on!

908
00:51:47,694 --> 00:51:49,585
Fay! Take my hand!

909
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:38,273
(Thunder Rumbles)

910
00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:51,935
- No. - What?

911
00:52:56,765 --> 00:52:59,755
- Fay, Fay are you
okay? What? What happened?

912
00:53:01,775 --> 00:53:04,025
- I-It's gonna be okay.
- What? What happened?

913
00:53:04,105 --> 00:53:08,775
- It's gonna be...
Wait, what? - He's real.

914
00:53:08,855 --> 00:53:09,608
- You saw him?

915
00:53:09,688 --> 00:53:10,949
- Oh my God!

916
00:53:11,029 --> 00:53:12,335
- Wait, he, he, he did this?

917
00:53:12,415 --> 00:53:13,518
- Yeah, it was insane.

918
00:53:13,598 --> 00:53:14,976
- Where? Where's
Bret and Amy?

919
00:53:15,056 --> 00:53:15,934
- I don't know.

920
00:53:16,014 --> 00:53:20,445
I-I got knocked out. And
when I woke up, they were gone.

921
00:53:20,525 --> 00:53:22,019
Maybe they ran away.

922
00:53:22,099 --> 00:53:24,515
- Oh my God! What if Bigfoot got them?

923
00:53:24,595 --> 00:53:28,045
Just like Nate! - My childhood friend

924
00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:29,125
and my little sister are out there.

925
00:53:29,205 --> 00:53:30,985
We, we, we have to do something.

926
00:53:31,065 --> 00:53:32,765
- We should just stay here in case they come

927
00:53:32,845 --> 00:53:34,205
back in case they ran away.

928
00:53:34,285 --> 00:53:35,205
And if they don't come back tonight,

929
00:53:35,285 --> 00:53:36,565
we'll go in a manhunt for them tomorrow.

930
00:53:37,435 --> 00:53:38,525
- Okay. Good plan.

931
00:53:39,528 --> 00:53:40,361
Okay.

932
00:54:23,765 --> 00:54:25,775
Bret? Fay?

933
00:54:28,175 --> 00:54:29,008
Ugh, what happened?

934
00:54:47,475 --> 00:54:49,265
Bret? Fay?

935
00:54:51,645 --> 00:54:55,745
- Oh God. What the hell. - Bret!

936
00:54:56,965 --> 00:54:59,501
- Oh God. - Oh am I glad to see you!

937
00:54:59,581 --> 00:55:02,472
- Yeah. Good to see you too, Evee.

938
00:55:04,295 --> 00:55:07,025
Glad you're okay. Where the heck are we?

939
00:55:07,945 --> 00:55:09,435
- Your guess is as good as mine.

940
00:55:14,715 --> 00:55:16,918
- Holy shit! We saw Bigfoot!

941
00:55:16,998 --> 00:55:18,805
Oh my God. I know! I know! I knew it!

942
00:55:18,885 --> 00:55:20,205
I knew it! I knew it!
- He's real! He's real?

943
00:55:20,285 --> 00:55:22,455
Wait, I just say he's
real. What's happening?

944
00:55:22,535 --> 00:55:25,405
- Tyler was right. I hope
the others are okay.

945
00:56:00,305 --> 00:56:02,605
- I'm sorry you lost your
hat in the scuffle. - It's okay.

946
00:56:02,685 --> 00:56:05,515
- But I brought you this.

947
00:56:07,185 --> 00:56:08,018
- Thanks, Tyler.

948
00:56:14,335 --> 00:56:16,121
- So how long are we walking for?

949
00:56:16,201 --> 00:56:17,646
- It's at least half a day.

950
00:56:17,726 --> 00:56:20,435
Maybe more. - My feet hurt already.

951
00:56:20,515 --> 00:56:22,585
- I told you you could have stayed at base camp.

952
00:56:22,665 --> 00:56:24,176
- Yeah right, after last night?

953
00:56:24,256 --> 00:56:25,905
I'm not doing anything alone.

954
00:56:25,985 --> 00:56:27,445
- I'm with you, Lew.
- We should get

955
00:56:27,525 --> 00:56:29,405
to Ranger John Malcolm's cabin by sundown.

956
00:56:30,465 --> 00:56:32,085
- God, I hope he has air conditioning.

957
00:56:32,165 --> 00:56:34,565
- I hope he has ice cream.
- I hope he has a shower.

958
00:56:34,645 --> 00:56:36,995
- I hope he doesn't mind us stopping by unannounced.

959
00:56:37,075 --> 00:56:39,245
I've never met the guy. What
if he hates meeting fans?

960
00:56:40,165 --> 00:56:42,625
I'll bet he has fans stopping
by his place all the time.

961
00:56:42,705 --> 00:56:44,965
It is probably so annoying.

962
00:56:45,045 --> 00:56:46,085
- I don't think he has that problem.

963
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:50,015
Even though everything has gone horribly wrong,

964
00:56:50,095 --> 00:56:51,565
still feels good to get away from it all.

965
00:56:52,425 --> 00:56:55,965
- That's surprising. You hate
camping and the outdoors.

966
00:56:56,045 --> 00:56:56,798
- Yeah well.

967
00:56:56,878 --> 00:56:58,055
- Even when we were kids, you hardly liked it.

968
00:56:58,135 --> 00:57:01,115
- Beats being in the city reminds me of stupid Brad.

969
00:57:01,195 --> 00:57:02,885
- Brad? I forgot about that guy.

970
00:57:03,825 --> 00:57:08,275
- Oh, I remember him. Super
handsome. What a hunk.

971
00:57:08,355 --> 00:57:09,747
Talk about muscles, that Brad?

972
00:57:09,827 --> 00:57:11,505
- He wasn't that hot.

973
00:57:11,585 --> 00:57:15,875
- Oh, a seat!
- Oh, careful. You alright?

974
00:57:15,955 --> 00:57:17,505
- Yeah. - Well, yeah.

975
00:57:17,585 --> 00:57:21,345
It's that Brad and we dated for a long time

976
00:57:21,425 --> 00:57:23,965
and then when my lease was up,
I moved into his apartment.

977
00:57:24,955 --> 00:57:27,145
Long story short, I moved out.

978
00:57:27,225 --> 00:57:29,685
- Oh, you guys broke up? - Yeah big time.

979
00:57:30,655 --> 00:57:32,615
- I'm sorry to hear that Fay.
- It's fine.

980
00:57:32,695 --> 00:57:33,915
Turns out he's a jerk.

981
00:57:33,995 --> 00:57:38,995
- Yeah. Total loser. Dumb Brad
with his money. Dumb muscles.

982
00:57:39,145 --> 00:57:42,955
His job. Idiot. Brad. He's
a tool. He sucks.

983
00:57:43,035 --> 00:57:46,425
- Yeah Brad. Brad sucks butt.
- Thanks guys.

984
00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:47,905
- Hey, if you ever need anyone

985
00:57:47,985 --> 00:57:51,265
to take a crap on Brad's porch, I know a guy.

986
00:57:51,345 --> 00:57:52,285
Or if you ever need a place

987
00:57:52,365 --> 00:57:53,665
to crash, I've got a couch for you.

988
00:57:53,745 --> 00:57:56,995
Any day. Except for Wednesdays.

989
00:57:57,075 --> 00:57:58,095
- Dino Guru marathon.

990
00:57:58,175 --> 00:58:01,225
Lewis and I build an epic couch
fort. We watch Dino Guru.

991
00:58:01,305 --> 00:58:02,825
- It gets intense!

992
00:58:02,905 --> 00:58:05,595
- Thanks Tyler. And if I ever
have to crash on a Wednesday,

993
00:58:05,675 --> 00:58:06,955
I'll go to Lew's.

994
00:58:07,035 --> 00:58:09,065
- Yeah. My mom won't mind.

995
00:58:09,145 --> 00:58:10,325
- Thanks Lew. Well,

996
00:58:10,405 --> 00:58:13,195
that's the last time I ever date a guy in finance.

997
00:58:13,275 --> 00:58:14,953
- Oh yeah, date a guy who plays video games.

998
00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:16,095
They're much better. - Mm.

999
00:58:16,175 --> 00:58:17,322
Solid advice, Tyler.

1000
00:58:23,545 --> 00:58:25,995
- Do you have any clue where we're even going?

1001
00:58:26,075 --> 00:58:29,205
- Nope. - Why not? - Because

1002
00:58:29,285 --> 00:58:30,755
I have no idea where we are.

1003
00:58:30,835 --> 00:58:31,845
- Well do it better.

1004
00:58:32,945 --> 00:58:34,645
- Do you have any better ideas for me, Evee?

1005
00:58:34,725 --> 00:58:37,440
- I don't know, ask someone for
directions or something.

1006
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:39,015
- Oh, great idea!

1007
00:58:39,095 --> 00:58:40,565
Okay. Why don't I ask this tree

1008
00:58:40,645 --> 00:58:42,615
where our friends are? How about that?

1009
00:58:42,695 --> 00:58:44,028
- Well, that's not very helpful.

1010
00:58:44,108 --> 00:58:44,861
- Well, okay.

1011
00:58:44,941 --> 00:58:46,145
Do you have any better ideas for me, Evee?

1012
00:58:46,225 --> 00:58:50,025
Because all I see are trees.
Like literally only trees.

1013
00:58:54,295 --> 00:58:58,878
- Well, you could ask whoever
made that fire over there.

1014
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:02,858
Okay well that's a decent idea.

1015
00:59:04,205 --> 00:59:06,495
- I'm amazing.
- Don't gloat.

1016
00:59:06,575 --> 00:59:07,575
- Well I am.

1017
00:59:08,503 --> 00:59:09,336
(Thunder Crashes)

1018
00:59:29,245 --> 00:59:31,855
- Is this it?
- I think so.

1019
00:59:31,935 --> 00:59:33,945
- There's definitely not air conditioning in there.

1020
00:59:43,192 --> 00:59:44,025
(Knocking)

1021
00:59:46,575 --> 00:59:47,408
Hello?

1022
00:59:51,454 --> 00:59:53,025
(Harder Knocking)

1023
00:59:53,105 --> 00:59:53,938
- Go away!

1024
00:59:56,030 --> 00:59:57,515
- Hi, Mr. Ranger

1025
00:59:57,595 --> 01:00:02,595
John Malcolm? I'm a huge fan.
I'm here with my friends.

1026
01:00:03,155 --> 01:00:04,155
The Squatchers.

1027
01:00:05,555 --> 01:00:08,655
- Get off my land.

1028
01:00:09,945 --> 01:00:10,945
No soliciting!

1029
01:00:16,505 --> 01:00:18,565
- Oh hell no. I did not
walk all day for this.

1030
01:00:21,755 --> 01:00:26,118
Ranger John Malcolm. We were attacked by Sasquatch.

1031
01:00:26,198 --> 01:00:28,705
Apparently you know something about that.

1032
01:00:28,785 --> 01:00:30,525
Are you gonna help us or are you a phony?

1033
01:00:35,585 --> 01:00:38,005
- You cops?
- No.

1034
01:00:40,255 --> 01:00:43,645
- PETA?
- No. No.

1035
01:00:48,225 --> 01:00:51,445
- So, you had a run in with him, did ya?

1036
01:00:57,795 --> 01:01:02,015
All right. Tell me this.
What did he smell like?

1037
01:01:06,505 --> 01:01:08,475
- Like a wet dog and beef jerky.

1038
01:01:09,335 --> 01:01:16,967
And... uh, with a... hint of sandalwood.

1039
01:01:19,265 --> 01:01:23,945
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah that's
him. That's him. Come in.

1040
01:01:24,025 --> 01:01:25,195
Come on! Get dry.

1041
01:01:30,305 --> 01:01:31,328
- Okay.

1042
01:01:34,246 --> 01:01:36,675
So, you stared him in the eyes.

1043
01:01:37,665 --> 01:01:39,435
- Yeah. It was so scary.

1044
01:01:40,705 --> 01:01:44,075
- Yeah. Yeah. His eyes are different.

1045
01:01:44,975 --> 01:01:46,795
I've seen many a creature in my day.

1046
01:01:48,185 --> 01:01:49,665
None like Bigfoot's eyes.

1047
01:01:49,745 --> 01:01:53,465
It's, it's like you're looking right

1048
01:01:53,545 --> 01:01:55,115
through to another person.

1049
01:01:56,185 --> 01:01:57,755
- Whoa.

1050
01:01:57,835 --> 01:02:00,355
- I mean, it was hard to
tell. It was pretty dark.

1051
01:02:01,655 --> 01:02:03,295
- Ranger John Malcolm.

1052
01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:06,508
Is it true you actually saw Bigfoot like six times?

1053
01:02:06,588 --> 01:02:08,716
- Oh, Lewis! Of course he did.

1054
01:02:08,796 --> 01:02:09,795
Don't, don't insult him

1055
01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:12,455
with a stupid question
like that. Idiot.

1056
01:02:12,535 --> 01:02:13,455
- I'm sorry.

1057
01:02:13,535 --> 01:02:16,665
- I've seen him six times in these very woods.

1058
01:02:16,745 --> 01:02:19,035
I've seen his prints more times than I can count.

1059
01:02:22,375 --> 01:02:26,805
I've heard is howl... it's haunting.

1060
01:02:28,485 --> 01:02:30,205
I smelled his musk.

1061
01:02:32,365 --> 01:02:34,655
I've written a book on Bigfoot,

1062
01:02:36,055 --> 01:02:38,265
yet the science community still mocks me.

1063
01:02:38,345 --> 01:02:40,475
They still call me crazy. Insane!

1064
01:02:45,865 --> 01:02:49,975
Now, the head of the Wildlife Science Department

1065
01:02:51,085 --> 01:02:54,525
says, in order for me to prove

1066
01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:59,605
that Bigfoot is a valid creature, they need a dead

1067
01:02:59,965 --> 01:03:01,335
Bigfoot carcass.

1068
01:03:06,525 --> 01:03:07,358
So.

1069
01:03:14,165 --> 01:03:17,870
I'm no longer hunting with a camera.

1070
01:03:26,335 --> 01:03:27,168
You.

1071
01:03:31,255 --> 01:03:32,515
You are one lucky lady.

1072
01:03:32,595 --> 01:03:36,552
You're lucky to be alive. He's
known to tear people apart!

1073
01:03:37,995 --> 01:03:41,945
- I always thought Bigfoot was a friendly creature.

1074
01:03:42,025 --> 01:03:43,495
Like he wouldn't harm anyone.

1075
01:03:43,575 --> 01:03:45,755
- Are you kidding? Did you see my tent?

1076
01:03:47,065 --> 01:03:49,995
- Well, maybe that was just self-defense.

1077
01:03:50,075 --> 01:03:52,155
I mean, maybe we were intruders on his home.

1078
01:03:53,725 --> 01:03:57,855
- You two. Idiots! He is a
blood thirsty monster.

1079
01:03:57,935 --> 01:04:00,215
And your friends are as good as dead.

1080
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:03,108
If we don't get out there and do something about it.

1081
01:04:04,725 --> 01:04:07,165
- Half of us are gone.

1082
01:04:09,105 --> 01:04:10,565
- How did everything go so wrong?

1083
01:04:11,705 --> 01:04:13,365
- He, he picked off three of you?

1084
01:04:14,745 --> 01:04:20,235
- Yes, sir.
- Oh, that dirty son of a hairy bitch.

1085
01:04:20,315 --> 01:04:21,805
He's working my last nerve.

1086
01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:27,195
Everything I do, he outsmarts
me. It's like he knows.

1087
01:04:27,275 --> 01:04:29,005
It's like he knows it's me.

1088
01:04:30,175 --> 01:04:32,795
I'm telling you, this ain't no animal.

1089
01:04:38,495 --> 01:04:43,005
Alright. Alright. You stay here tonight.

1090
01:04:43,085 --> 01:04:46,535
We'll leave at sun. We'll
find your friends.

1091
01:04:46,615 --> 01:04:47,705
- Thank you, Ranger John Malcolm

1092
01:04:47,785 --> 01:04:48,875
- Yeah, thank you so much!

1093
01:04:50,535 --> 01:04:54,940
Hey, anything for a fellow Squatcher.

1094
01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:56,228
(Laughing)

1095
01:04:57,455 --> 01:04:58,635
- He called me a Squatcher.

1096
01:05:05,995 --> 01:05:09,164
- Hey, uh, Ranger John, uh, how are we all gonna fit?

1097
01:05:09,244 --> 01:05:11,635
Well, I get my bed.

1098
01:05:11,715 --> 01:05:16,035
You guys get the floor.
And I'm warning you,

1099
01:05:16,115 --> 01:05:17,115
it ain't comfy.

1100
01:05:19,705 --> 01:05:22,425
- Oh my back. - It's not that bad, right?

1101
01:05:22,505 --> 01:05:24,845
- My back.

1102
01:05:25,745 --> 01:05:30,365
- Oh, it smells weird in here.
- It kind of does down here.

1103
01:05:31,645 --> 01:05:33,505
- Maybe it's the beans you ate?
- I think it's the beans.

1104
01:05:33,585 --> 01:05:36,245
The beans are coming back
for us. - The beans are fine.

1105
01:05:46,315 --> 01:05:48,685
Well, beats sleeping in a bush.

1106
01:05:57,655 --> 01:05:58,488
- Hello?

1107
01:06:04,655 --> 01:06:05,902
- Hello?

1108
01:06:05,982 --> 01:06:06,917
(Glass Smashing)

1109
01:06:06,997 --> 01:06:07,830
- Ah! Oh My God, Bret!

1110
01:06:13,385 --> 01:06:16,605
- Oh, what the hell? - Mornin' sug'.

1111
01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:19,275
- What happened?

1112
01:06:21,665 --> 01:06:24,625
- I'm sorry. I smacked you
on the head with that bottle.

1113
01:06:24,705 --> 01:06:27,205
You okay hun? - You were out
for like an hour, man.

1114
01:06:28,395 --> 01:06:32,205
- Yeah, no, it's cool, um, who are you?

1115
01:06:33,515 --> 01:06:35,365
Name's Dorothy. Dorothy Ribeye.

1116
01:06:36,565 --> 01:06:40,105
Evee's been filling me in on
your journey, you poor thing!

1117
01:06:40,185 --> 01:06:42,695
You can stay here with me as long as you want.

1118
01:06:42,775 --> 01:06:47,525
- Thank you.

1119
01:06:47,605 --> 01:06:48,525
Where are my pants?

1120
01:06:48,605 --> 01:06:52,605
- Well, I had to check your trousers for weapons.

1121
01:06:52,685 --> 01:06:55,705
Out here you can't be too careful, but you turned out

1122
01:06:55,785 --> 01:06:56,618
all right.

1123
01:06:57,606 --> 01:06:58,439
(Laughing)

1124
01:06:59,995 --> 01:07:01,005
- Uh, Evee, close your eyes.

1125
01:07:03,315 --> 01:07:06,943
- I've never seen underwear like yours before.

1126
01:07:08,065 --> 01:07:09,445
- Can I have my pants back please?

1127
01:07:10,295 --> 01:07:13,453
- Thank you so much for letting us stay here.

1128
01:07:13,533 --> 01:07:15,985
- Uh yeah, thank you so much.

1129
01:07:16,065 --> 01:07:20,885
- Of course. I don't get many
folks around here, especially

1130
01:07:20,965 --> 01:07:23,085
not man-folks. Not know they're still

1131
01:07:23,165 --> 01:07:24,918
around here for miles.

1132
01:07:25,945 --> 01:07:30,365
All you can hear is the birds chirping and the matin'

1133
01:07:30,445 --> 01:07:31,805
of the moose at night.

1134
01:07:35,275 --> 01:07:40,065
- Okay? Um. - The moose
are in heat. It's matin'

1135
01:07:40,145 --> 01:07:44,425
season you know. - So do
you live here by yourself

1136
01:07:44,505 --> 01:07:47,765
or are you.. - Oh, it's a terribly
long and tragic story.

1137
01:07:49,385 --> 01:07:52,925
It all started 10 years ago.

1138
01:07:53,005 --> 01:07:57,505
I was in love with a lumberjack named Jack Lumber.

1139
01:07:57,585 --> 01:07:59,105
But on the first night of the passin'

1140
01:07:59,185 --> 01:08:03,345
moon, I found.. - Okay, this
lady is giving me the creeps.

1141
01:08:03,425 --> 01:08:06,235
- You're telling me!
- Bret don't sleep with her.

1142
01:08:06,315 --> 01:08:07,775
What are you talking about?
Where'd you get that?

1143
01:08:07,855 --> 01:08:10,208
- She's giving you the business with her eyes.

1144
01:08:10,288 --> 01:08:11,655
- Yeah, I know.

1145
01:08:11,735 --> 01:08:14,645
- Don't do it. - Yeah
no one is sleeping with

1146
01:08:14,725 --> 01:08:15,825
anyone Evee, gosh.

1147
01:08:15,905 --> 01:08:18,205
- Okay, good.
- What was I supposed to do?

1148
01:08:18,285 --> 01:08:20,165
I dunno. I had only been,

1149
01:08:20,245 --> 01:08:22,056
- I mean I guess, like, if our lives depended on it.

1150
01:08:22,136 --> 01:08:24,095
- What? - Okay. Okay.

1151
01:08:24,175 --> 01:08:25,705
I'm just thinking out loud. Gosh.

1152
01:08:25,785 --> 01:08:29,418
- And I killed him.

1153
01:08:29,498 --> 01:08:32,302
And that was the most delicious goat I've ever eaten.

1154
01:08:33,555 --> 01:08:36,345
- Okay. We have to figure out
how to get back to base camp.

1155
01:08:36,425 --> 01:08:38,365
- You're in love. I knew it. I knew it.

1156
01:08:38,445 --> 01:08:40,423
I knew it, I knew it,
- What are you talking about?

1157
01:08:40,503 --> 01:08:41,265
With Fay!

1158
01:08:41,345 --> 01:08:43,175
You have been this whole time!

1159
01:08:43,255 --> 01:08:44,175
- Evee, now is not the time.

1160
01:08:44,255 --> 01:08:45,465
- You're not denying it.

1161
01:08:45,545 --> 01:08:46,805
And that's the reason you won't

1162
01:08:46,885 --> 01:08:48,425
sleep with the hot, crazy lady. - Okay.

1163
01:08:48,505 --> 01:08:49,765
God. There's a lot
of reasons. I'm not gonna

1164
01:08:49,845 --> 01:08:52,645
sleep with the hot, crazy lady. She's crazy!

1165
01:08:52,725 --> 01:08:53,905
- You have to tell Fay how you feel.

1166
01:08:53,985 --> 01:08:56,565
You have to ask her on a date.

1167
01:08:56,645 --> 01:08:59,140
- I dunno, she'd probably say no.

1168
01:08:59,220 --> 01:09:00,865
Wait but, why are we talking about this right now?

1169
01:09:00,945 --> 01:09:03,465
- What's her favorite food?
- Chow mein.

1170
01:09:03,545 --> 01:09:04,545
- You're madly in love.

1171
01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:07,425
- What? No. - And Fay
has feelings for you too,

1172
01:09:07,505 --> 01:09:09,922
but she just doesn't show it.

1173
01:09:11,905 --> 01:09:13,785
- Really? Wait, did
she say something? - I dunno.

1174
01:09:13,865 --> 01:09:15,955
- No, no, details, details.

1175
01:09:16,035 --> 01:09:20,245
- I buttered those biscuits and
the next summer came around

1176
01:09:20,325 --> 01:09:22,045
and they named me Dorothy Ribeye.

1177
01:09:25,585 --> 01:09:27,745
- Wow, that was a great story.

1178
01:09:27,825 --> 01:09:30,925
- So, good. Good.

1179
01:09:31,865 --> 01:09:34,405
Is there any chance you could help us get back

1180
01:09:34,485 --> 01:09:36,155
to our friends at base camp?

1181
01:09:36,235 --> 01:09:37,845
- Yeah, we were camping at the South Point.

1182
01:09:38,995 --> 01:09:39,995
- Here.

1183
01:09:41,955 --> 01:09:45,955
Take this compass. Follow it south,

1184
01:09:46,035 --> 01:09:48,345
till you reach your ravine.

1185
01:09:48,425 --> 01:09:52,125
Follow that ravine until you hit the south point.

1186
01:09:53,295 --> 01:09:56,045
- Thank you.
- And if you follow this,

1187
01:09:57,585 --> 01:09:59,645
you'll find my south point.

1188
01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:05,485
- Ew. - That is homemade moonshine.

1189
01:10:06,545 --> 01:10:11,365
But be careful. One drop is
like a whole bottle of Jack.

1190
01:10:12,475 --> 01:10:16,085
I'll be right back. I've gotta drop

1191
01:10:16,165 --> 01:10:17,565
some rocks in the well.

1192
01:10:25,435 --> 01:10:27,320
- Okay, I'm freaking out.

1193
01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:29,015
- Right, remember Squatchers don't panic.

1194
01:10:29,095 --> 01:10:31,245
We'll figure this out. Figure it out.

1195
01:10:31,325 --> 01:10:32,945
- Okay. I'm not a
Squatcher, I am panicking.

1196
01:10:33,025 --> 01:10:34,845
She wants me to give her the business.

1197
01:10:34,925 --> 01:10:36,728
- It's gross, gross.

1198
01:10:36,808 --> 01:10:37,805
- What are we supposed to do?

1199
01:10:37,885 --> 01:10:39,955
We can't just sleep outside. - Okay.

1200
01:10:40,035 --> 01:10:43,515
Okay think like Tyler.
Hmm. Okay, I'm Tyler.

1201
01:10:43,595 --> 01:10:46,635
What would Ranger John Malcolm
do? I'm Ranger John Malcolm.

1202
01:10:46,715 --> 01:10:49,219
What would Bigfoot do? I'm Bigfoot.

1203
01:10:49,299 --> 01:10:50,132
- Would you stop?

1204
01:10:51,865 --> 01:10:53,645
Gosh, nobody wants to hear
about Ranger John Malcolm.

1205
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:58,085
- Did y'all say Ranger
John Malcolm? - Yes.

1206
01:10:59,665 --> 01:11:02,205
- Oh, y'all must be careful with him.

1207
01:11:03,745 --> 01:11:08,365
He is a dangerous man. No,
he's a psycho, you know.

1208
01:11:08,445 --> 01:11:12,145
- Hmm. - Oh really? He's a, he's a psycho?

1209
01:11:12,225 --> 01:11:15,445
- Yeah. I've heard stories
about him in these woods,

1210
01:11:16,525 --> 01:11:17,866
I not dare repeat.

1211
01:11:19,466 --> 01:11:21,795
Y'all best not rub elbows with him if you wanna live

1212
01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:22,875
to talk about it.

1213
01:11:24,165 --> 01:11:26,985
- Thank you for the tip. Appreciate it.

1214
01:11:27,065 --> 01:11:31,205
- Well, it's getting kind of late, so

1215
01:11:31,285 --> 01:11:32,435
let's just get down to it.

1216
01:11:33,605 --> 01:11:35,675
Shall we roll in the hay before we hit the hay?

1217
01:11:38,265 --> 01:11:39,098
- Well, um.

1218
01:11:40,482 --> 01:11:41,315
Um.

1219
01:11:42,504 --> 01:11:43,337
Uhh.

1220
01:11:46,825 --> 01:11:48,295
- Intercourse.

1221
01:11:48,375 --> 01:11:50,555
- Ah.
- Doin' it.

1222
01:11:51,923 --> 01:11:54,485
- No, no. Say no. Say no.

1223
01:11:54,565 --> 01:11:58,055
- Great job, Bret. - What
was I supposed to do?

1224
01:11:58,135 --> 01:12:00,135
- You said you would do it if our lives depended on it.

1225
01:12:00,215 --> 01:12:04,975
- Oh my God. - But true
love always prevails.

1226
01:12:05,055 --> 01:12:08,235
You love Fay so much. You
had to follow your heart.

1227
01:12:08,315 --> 01:12:09,798
Aw that's so cute!

1228
01:12:29,435 --> 01:12:31,415
- Oh God. Guys, I'm starving.

1229
01:12:35,605 --> 01:12:36,984
- This is where it happened?

1230
01:12:37,064 --> 01:12:38,839
- Yeah, it was horrifying.

1231
01:12:41,955 --> 01:12:43,566
- And where did he get your first friend?

1232
01:12:43,646 --> 01:12:45,521
- He took Nate right over here.

1233
01:12:55,955 --> 01:12:57,175
- The fact that you had back to back

1234
01:12:57,255 --> 01:12:59,295
encounters and all this damage.

1235
01:13:00,645 --> 01:13:05,645
He's either protecting
something, or he was just hungry.

1236
01:13:05,755 --> 01:13:07,575
And you brought him the buffet.

1237
01:13:07,655 --> 01:13:08,655
- Hey, that's not funny.

1238
01:13:12,635 --> 01:13:14,275
- Hey!

1239
01:13:14,355 --> 01:13:15,855
Listen, the fact

1240
01:13:15,935 --> 01:13:18,805
that he struck twice means
he'll probably strike again.

1241
01:13:18,885 --> 01:13:20,115
This is good for us.

1242
01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:21,080
Ha ha ha.

1243
01:13:23,705 --> 01:13:27,235
- I don't know what you want, or what you're after,

1244
01:13:27,315 --> 01:13:30,445
but this time I'm gonna get you big guy what you want,

1245
01:13:30,525 --> 01:13:32,035
I don't know what you're after this time,

1246
01:13:32,115 --> 01:13:33,255
but I'm gonna find out.

1247
01:13:34,215 --> 01:13:36,568
I just, I just need some...

1248
01:13:40,026 --> 01:13:41,225
bait.

1249
01:13:41,305 --> 01:13:42,505
- What's going on?

1250
01:13:49,995 --> 01:13:53,335
- Okay, let's comb the area for your friends.

1251
01:13:53,415 --> 01:13:55,975
We'll meet back here for
supper. He already struck twice.

1252
01:13:56,055 --> 01:13:58,741
Maybe he'll strike again. If we're
lucky.

1253
01:13:58,821 --> 01:13:59,574
- Please, no.

1254
01:13:59,654 --> 01:14:01,240
- I really hope not.

1255
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,865
- I hope I get to see him.

1256
01:14:02,945 --> 01:14:04,165
It seems like everybody here has seen him

1257
01:14:04,245 --> 01:14:05,245
except for me.

1258
01:14:05,325 --> 01:14:06,595
- You don't want to. It's horrifying.

1259
01:14:06,675 --> 01:14:07,885
- I'll have my camera ready.

1260
01:14:09,705 --> 01:14:14,365
- Hey, no one's getting pictures of him except for me.

1261
01:14:14,445 --> 01:14:17,365
I have dedicated my life to
this. You just stumbled upon it.

1262
01:14:18,985 --> 01:14:21,285
- I'm so sorry. I-I.

1263
01:14:21,365 --> 01:14:25,125
- I am bringing that dead Bigfoot carcass down

1264
01:14:25,205 --> 01:14:26,585
to the Department of Wildlife Science.

1265
01:14:26,665 --> 01:14:28,916
I'm gonna prove those bastards wrong.

1266
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:34,885
So the only pictures are gonna
be from my news article.

1267
01:14:35,945 --> 01:14:40,031
- Yes, sir. - And the same
goes for you and you.

1268
01:14:40,111 --> 01:14:41,105
- Yes, sir.

1269
01:14:41,185 --> 01:14:42,985
- Yeah whatever you say, sir. - Of course.

1270
01:14:43,065 --> 01:14:44,905
- You know what the papers called me?

1271
01:14:47,322 --> 01:14:48,915
They called me a lunatic.

1272
01:14:48,995 --> 01:14:50,965
Chasing shadows with a shotgun.

1273
01:14:53,055 --> 01:14:54,925
They're gonna eat those words.

1274
01:14:55,005 --> 01:14:56,065
- Please don't kill us!

1275
01:15:01,935 --> 01:15:04,035
- You do, as I say...

1276
01:15:06,716 --> 01:15:07,791
And I won't have to.

1277
01:15:11,325 --> 01:15:15,015
Okay! So let's go find your
friends. Huh? Shall we?

1278
01:15:20,165 --> 01:15:20,998
Come on!

1279
01:15:23,273 --> 01:15:24,106
Yep.

1280
01:15:25,345 --> 01:15:28,695
- Right. I think I might have botched

1281
01:15:28,775 --> 01:15:31,005
this one guy. He's kind of, he's kind of crazy.

1282
01:15:31,085 --> 01:15:33,405
- Yeah, there's something not
right. He's not all there.

1283
01:15:33,485 --> 01:15:37,735
- It's all right. I'll, I'll
figure it out. Alright.

1284
01:15:39,962 --> 01:15:42,164
- Say something now. - Okay. Okay.

1285
01:15:42,244 --> 01:15:43,755
Hey!

1286
01:15:43,835 --> 01:15:48,143
Hey, hey, uh, Ranger, Ranger John Malcolm.

1287
01:15:48,223 --> 01:15:51,055
We realize something that we, we think

1288
01:15:52,475 --> 01:15:54,545
we are not gonna need your help,

1289
01:15:54,625 --> 01:15:56,965
after all. We'll be okay.

1290
01:15:57,045 --> 01:16:00,602
Just search, searching for
our friends by ourselves.

1291
01:16:01,955 --> 01:16:03,295
- Really?

1292
01:16:03,375 --> 01:16:04,675
- Yes sir.

1293
01:16:04,755 --> 01:16:06,015
The thing is, we don't want to,

1294
01:16:06,915 --> 01:16:08,445
we don't wanna waste your time.

1295
01:16:08,525 --> 01:16:11,475
When you could be out there being a ranger

1296
01:16:11,555 --> 01:16:13,815
and ranging and,

1297
01:16:15,285 --> 01:16:16,038
- Okay.

1298
01:16:16,118 --> 01:16:17,038
What we mean is you

1299
01:16:17,118 --> 01:16:18,075
freak us out and we don't want to get killed.

1300
01:16:18,155 --> 01:16:19,258
- Can it Lew!

1301
01:16:19,338 --> 01:16:20,091
Sorry. I'm nervous.

1302
01:16:20,171 --> 01:16:22,135
- I see what's going on here.

1303
01:16:22,215 --> 01:16:24,035
I see what's going on here.

1304
01:16:24,115 --> 01:16:26,155
The three of you want to get rid of me

1305
01:16:26,235 --> 01:16:28,715
so you could get your own photos of Sasquatch

1306
01:16:28,795 --> 01:16:30,195
and take away my life's work.

1307
01:16:30,275 --> 01:16:32,445
- No. No. That's not,
that's not it at all.

1308
01:16:32,525 --> 01:16:37,235
- Well, I'll tell you
something. All I need is bait.

1309
01:16:37,315 --> 01:16:40,555
And since there's three of you, who's it gonna be?

1310
01:16:40,635 --> 01:16:41,635
- Oh my God.

1311
01:17:39,375 --> 01:17:41,065
- Well, now where do we go?

1312
01:17:41,145 --> 01:17:42,365
- Base camp's on the other side of the lake.

1313
01:17:42,445 --> 01:17:45,175
- I'm not swimming that, no way.

1314
01:17:45,255 --> 01:17:48,585
Let's take the other way around. - Okay.

1315
01:17:48,665 --> 01:17:49,665
It's one long walk.

1316
01:18:03,545 --> 01:18:06,585
- You think we lost him?
- I think so.

1317
01:18:06,665 --> 01:18:07,945
I think we also lost Lewis.

1318
01:18:10,775 --> 01:18:13,115
Guys. It's okay I made it.

1319
01:18:13,195 --> 01:18:16,305
- Lewis, shh!
- Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

1320
01:18:17,965 --> 01:18:19,585
- Get over here.
- Okay I'm coming.

1321
01:18:33,545 --> 01:18:36,825
- I know you're here. I know you're here.

1322
01:18:39,185 --> 01:18:41,218
I only need one of you

1323
01:18:44,151 --> 01:18:45,445
Come on.

1324
01:18:45,525 --> 01:18:47,565
Come make a great team!

1325
01:18:47,645 --> 01:18:49,185
We would just cooperate.

1326
01:18:50,365 --> 01:18:53,985
We, we could all be a part of
a great scientific discovery.

1327
01:18:55,365 --> 01:18:57,185
If you didn't want the credit all to yourself.

1328
01:19:14,755 --> 01:19:15,985
- Where are you Squatchers?

1329
01:19:37,405 --> 01:19:40,565
- Well, there you are.

1330
01:19:42,245 --> 01:19:43,556
- Please don't kill us!

1331
01:19:43,636 --> 01:19:45,669
- I'm only gonna need one of you alive.

1332
01:19:47,125 --> 01:19:48,125
You pick.

1333
01:19:52,415 --> 01:19:55,675
- There he is! Did you see him?

1334
01:19:57,385 --> 01:19:58,555
- What, I, I, I didn't see it.

1335
01:19:59,975 --> 01:20:01,235
- He was right there. - Oh.

1336
01:20:07,355 --> 01:20:08,845
- Nice try.

1337
01:20:25,090 --> 01:20:25,923
(Thud)

1338
01:20:29,135 --> 01:20:31,635
It's him. It's him!

1339
01:20:41,785 --> 01:20:43,035
- Okay, let's just, let's just

1340
01:20:43,115 --> 01:20:44,195
get outta here before he comes back.

1341
01:20:45,745 --> 01:20:46,578
- Let's go.

1342
01:20:52,432 --> 01:20:53,265
(Music Plays)

1343
01:21:05,095 --> 01:21:07,825
- Oh my God. That was insane.

1344
01:21:07,905 --> 01:21:09,655
- Your ranger friend is a psychopath.

1345
01:21:09,735 --> 01:21:12,655
- You're telling me! Never
meet your heroes Fay.

1346
01:21:12,735 --> 01:21:14,425
They turn out to be psycho murderers.

1347
01:21:14,505 --> 01:21:15,666
It's very disappointing.

1348
01:21:15,746 --> 01:21:17,355
- Do you think he's right behind us?

1349
01:21:17,435 --> 01:21:19,985
- I don't know. - I don't feel
very safe. - Me neither.

1350
01:21:20,065 --> 01:21:22,215
- Tell you what, let's grab some supplies

1351
01:21:22,295 --> 01:21:24,105
and we'll run back to the sheriff's station.

1352
01:21:24,185 --> 01:21:25,395
- Okay.

1353
01:21:27,493 --> 01:21:28,326
Whoa.

1354
01:21:30,035 --> 01:21:30,868
Supplies.

1355
01:21:47,035 --> 01:21:48,524
- I don't, give it to him, I don't have room.

1356
01:21:49,995 --> 01:21:50,828
- Okay we gotta go.

1357
01:21:53,935 --> 01:21:54,835
We gotta go. Come on.

1358
01:22:03,287 --> 01:22:04,120
Oh!

1359
01:22:05,375 --> 01:22:07,395
- Oh, you're alive. - We're alive.

1360
01:22:09,463 --> 01:22:10,296
Ah!

1361
01:22:13,155 --> 01:22:13,908
I'm never gonna

1362
01:22:13,988 --> 01:22:15,375
leave your side ever
again, Tyler. - Yeah, okay.

1363
01:22:15,455 --> 01:22:17,515
- It was so scary out
there. - I know. It's okay.

1364
01:22:18,775 --> 01:22:19,608
That's great.

1365
01:22:21,425 --> 01:22:24,375
Oh, okay.
Alright Lew. Look. Thanks.

1366
01:22:24,455 --> 01:22:27,175
- How did you guys make it
back? - You do not want know.

1367
01:22:27,255 --> 01:22:28,815
- I'm so glad you're okay!

1368
01:22:28,895 --> 01:22:31,395
- Did you see Bigfoot? Was he
as amazing as I think he is?

1369
01:22:32,345 --> 01:22:34,145
- Well, listen. - How are his manners?

1370
01:22:34,225 --> 01:22:35,978
- Guys, Guys. Are we forgetting
there's a crazy

1371
01:22:36,058 --> 01:22:37,325
Sasquatch ranger out there trying to kill us?

1372
01:22:37,405 --> 01:22:38,585
Let's go. - What? - Come on.

1373
01:22:38,665 --> 01:22:40,675
- I'll explain later. Just
don't, don't meet your heroes.

1374
01:22:40,755 --> 01:22:42,075
Okay. Fay is right though. We gotta,

1375
01:22:42,155 --> 01:22:43,847
we have to get moving.

1376
01:22:43,927 --> 01:22:44,760
(Gun Cocks)

1377
01:22:46,742 --> 01:22:48,837
- Well, well.

1378
01:22:48,917 --> 01:22:52,033
Looks like I have a few more Squatchers to help me.

1379
01:22:56,735 --> 01:22:57,835
- Ranger John Malcolm.

1380
01:22:58,775 --> 01:23:01,875
We, we don't want to take
credit for discovering Bigfoot.

1381
01:23:02,755 --> 01:23:04,235
I would never want to take that away from you.

1382
01:23:05,585 --> 01:23:08,285
- If you could just, just put the gun down.

1383
01:23:09,305 --> 01:23:12,245
We can talk. What do you say?

1384
01:23:16,045 --> 01:23:18,365
- I think I'll take all y'all's help.

1385
01:23:21,345 --> 01:23:23,105
- Thanks for the rope, dad.

1386
01:23:23,185 --> 01:23:25,245
It was supposed to help me not kill me.

1387
01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:27,625
- Guys.

1388
01:23:27,705 --> 01:23:28,922
I'm hungry.

1389
01:23:29,002 --> 01:23:29,835
Shut up Lewis.

1390
01:23:31,245 --> 01:23:33,195
- I don't wanna be a Squatcher anymore.

1391
01:23:33,275 --> 01:23:35,115
- Evee, you never were a Squatcher.

1392
01:23:35,195 --> 01:23:37,287
- What? Why not?

1393
01:23:37,367 --> 01:23:38,845
- Guys, can we stop bickering and try

1394
01:23:38,925 --> 01:23:40,395
to figure out how to get outta this mess?

1395
01:23:40,475 --> 01:23:42,125
- Yeah. I've already seen Sasquatch once.

1396
01:23:42,205 --> 01:23:43,965
I don't wanna stay long enough to see him again.

1397
01:23:44,045 --> 01:23:45,485
- I cannot believe that everyone here

1398
01:23:45,565 --> 01:23:47,025
has seen him except for me.

1399
01:23:47,105 --> 01:23:49,625
I'm the only one who believed in him this whole time.

1400
01:23:49,705 --> 01:23:51,525
- Hey, I believed you, Tyler.

1401
01:23:55,865 --> 01:23:58,525
- Hey! Ranger John Malcolm.

1402
01:23:59,625 --> 01:24:01,585
Do you really expect us to sit here

1403
01:24:01,665 --> 01:24:03,365
and capture Bigfoot all tied up?

1404
01:24:11,035 --> 01:24:13,845
- Well, for whatever reason,

1405
01:24:15,265 --> 01:24:18,205
the big guy does not like where you set up camp.

1406
01:24:19,265 --> 01:24:22,645
So the way I see it, he's trying to remove you.

1407
01:24:24,425 --> 01:24:27,365
One Squatcher at a time.

1408
01:24:30,905 --> 01:24:33,165
So you all just go ahead and do me a favor.

1409
01:24:34,505 --> 01:24:38,525
You keep being as loud and as annoying as you want.

1410
01:24:39,825 --> 01:24:43,445
So Sasquatch will come back
and rid all of you of his home.

1411
01:24:56,425 --> 01:25:02,855
- He's eating my beans. What a monster, I'm starving!

1412
01:25:02,935 --> 01:25:06,765
- Ugh. I'm with you Lew. All I want is Mr.

1413
01:25:06,845 --> 01:25:07,955
Lee's Chinese food.

1414
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:13,535
- Yeah, let me guess. Chow mein
and Sprite. Am I right?

1415
01:25:13,615 --> 01:25:15,825
- Ugh. - Good guess.

1416
01:25:15,905 --> 01:25:18,015
- Yeah well, it's been your favorite since forever.

1417
01:25:18,095 --> 01:25:19,595
So, don't be too impressed.

1418
01:25:21,535 --> 01:25:23,755
- That's the first thing I'm gonna eat when I get home.

1419
01:25:25,455 --> 01:25:26,475
If I get home.

1420
01:25:35,575 --> 01:25:38,475
- Hey, remember when we skipped school

1421
01:25:39,415 --> 01:25:43,185
to go see Time Pit 2 special screening?

1422
01:25:43,265 --> 01:25:45,895
- Yeah all I remember is Tyler convincing us to ditch.

1423
01:25:45,975 --> 01:25:48,515
And then when we went to the theater, it was closed

1424
01:25:48,595 --> 01:25:50,625
because he got the days wrong.

1425
01:25:50,705 --> 01:25:52,715
- Yeah. Yeah.

1426
01:25:52,795 --> 01:25:54,675
And then, and then we went to ice cream shop

1427
01:25:54,755 --> 01:25:56,385
and they had a new flavor.

1428
01:25:56,465 --> 01:26:00,855
Pumpkin. Oh my God. It
was, I was in heaven.

1429
01:26:00,935 --> 01:26:02,155
- It was a good day.

1430
01:26:02,235 --> 01:26:03,205
- You guys remember when we went

1431
01:26:03,285 --> 01:26:05,805
to every 7/11 in town on free Slurpee Day?

1432
01:26:05,885 --> 01:26:06,805
- Oh yeah.

1433
01:26:06,885 --> 01:26:07,638
- Oh my God. Greatest day of
my life.

1434
01:26:07,718 --> 01:26:10,165
You did? Why wasn't I invited?

1435
01:26:10,245 --> 01:26:13,045
- Ugh, I had brain freeze all day.
It was so worth the pain.

1436
01:26:17,555 --> 01:26:19,325
- It's been a while since we've been on an adventure.

1437
01:26:21,905 --> 01:26:24,325
- Hey, if we don't make it outta here tonight,

1438
01:26:26,205 --> 01:26:28,365
I want you guys to know I loved being a Squatcher.

1439
01:26:31,265 --> 01:26:35,965
- If we don't make it back home, I'm sorry I haven't been

1440
01:26:36,045 --> 01:26:37,285
around as much as I used to be.

1441
01:26:39,825 --> 01:26:40,825
I love you guys.

1442
01:26:42,795 --> 01:26:44,825
- Tyler, I'm sorry for crashing your trip.

1443
01:26:46,665 --> 01:26:48,385
I guess I just wanted to be part of the gang.

1444
01:26:49,545 --> 01:26:52,345
- I love you guys and proud to call you friends.

1445
01:26:53,285 --> 01:26:54,765
- You guys mean the world to me.

1446
01:26:54,845 --> 01:26:57,065
I'm really sorry to have gotten us into this mess.

1447
01:27:00,225 --> 01:27:01,678
I don't know.

1448
01:27:01,758 --> 01:27:05,283
I've wanted to do the Squatcher thing for forever,

1449
01:27:06,525 --> 01:27:10,225
but now that I'm here, it's nothing like I dreamed of.

1450
01:27:12,905 --> 01:27:15,105
I just thought that maybe I
could actually see Bigfoot

1451
01:27:15,185 --> 01:27:21,185
for myself and do something spectacular.

1452
01:27:22,895 --> 01:27:24,165
Take the first photo ever

1453
01:27:24,245 --> 01:27:27,465
and be a hero with my photo in the newspaper.

1454
01:27:29,765 --> 01:27:33,385
But I'm really sorry to have gotten us into all this.

1455
01:27:35,095 --> 01:27:38,255
It's not worth risking my friends' lives over some

1456
01:27:38,335 --> 01:27:39,168
dumb photo.

1457
01:27:45,215 --> 01:27:46,048
Guys?

1458
01:27:51,055 --> 01:27:52,055
What the?

1459
01:28:16,725 --> 01:28:20,265
Oh, oh geez.

1460
01:28:21,245 --> 01:28:25,825
Oh, oh.

1461
01:28:32,565 --> 01:28:33,565
It was Bigfoot.

1462
01:28:35,685 --> 01:28:39,485
Oh my God, it was Bigfoot!
I-I was just saved by Bigfoot.

1463
01:28:39,565 --> 01:28:40,565
Wow, I...

1464
01:28:42,375 --> 01:28:43,375
Wait a minute.

1465
01:28:49,205 --> 01:28:50,038
The Squatchers!

1466
01:28:53,235 --> 01:28:54,755
Tyler for Squatchers.

1467
01:28:54,835 --> 01:28:59,425
Tyler for Squatchers. Do you
copy? Anyone? Bret? Lewis?

1468
01:29:00,275 --> 01:29:02,885
Fay? Do you copy?

1469
01:29:15,215 --> 01:29:17,665
What am I supposed to do?

1470
01:29:31,765 --> 01:29:35,825
- For Tyler? Do you copy? Come
in Tyler. - Lewis? Lewis. Oh,

1471
01:29:35,905 --> 01:29:37,475
thank God. You're okay.

1472
01:29:37,555 --> 01:29:40,525
Where are you? - I don't know.
We're somewhere in the woods.

1473
01:29:40,605 --> 01:29:42,255
- You, you're with everyone else?

1474
01:29:42,335 --> 01:29:46,065
- Just me and Fay.
- Where is everyone?

1475
01:29:46,145 --> 01:29:50,295
- I have no idea. We woke
up somewhere in the woods.

1476
01:29:50,375 --> 01:29:52,585
- Alright, uh, don't worry.
We will find each other.

1477
01:29:56,245 --> 01:30:00,705
- Hey, Tyler, is that flashlight you?

1478
01:30:03,825 --> 01:30:06,065
- I don't know. But don't go towards it,

1479
01:30:06,145 --> 01:30:07,225
that could be Ranger John Malcolm.

1480
01:30:11,485 --> 01:30:13,707
Or that could be Ranger John Malcolm.

1481
01:30:17,765 --> 01:30:22,615
- Hey, what about
a pink light? - Yes. Yes.

1482
01:30:22,695 --> 01:30:24,585
Evee, her, her stupid pink flashlight.

1483
01:30:26,735 --> 01:30:28,345
- Okay, Lewis, follow the pink

1484
01:30:28,425 --> 01:30:29,385
light and I'll meet you there.

1485
01:30:29,465 --> 01:30:32,326
Okay? - Oh yeah. - Yes. We'll
see you soon.

1486
01:30:32,406 --> 01:30:33,239
- We'll be there.

1487
01:30:39,705 --> 01:30:40,538
- I owe you one sis.

1488
01:30:52,095 --> 01:30:52,928
- Evee, you Squatcher.

1489
01:31:16,045 --> 01:31:16,878
- No.

1490
01:31:17,986 --> 01:31:19,952
- Oh, come on. Really?

1491
01:31:22,615 --> 01:31:23,448
- Damn.

1492
01:31:29,503 --> 01:31:31,740
Evee! Evee! Evee!

1493
01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:32,865
Turn on your stupid flashlight!

1494
01:31:32,945 --> 01:31:34,655
Turn on your stupid flashlight!

1495
01:31:34,735 --> 01:31:36,825
Turn on your stupid flashlight!

1496
01:31:37,875 --> 01:31:38,708
- Sorry!

1497
01:31:58,795 --> 01:32:02,605
- How'd you get on that side?
- I don't, I don't know.

1498
01:32:04,355 --> 01:32:08,125
- It's Bigfoot. But I told
you he could jump really far.

1499
01:32:08,205 --> 01:32:10,671
I knew it. I knew it.

1500
01:32:11,905 --> 01:32:12,738
- We made it.

1501
01:32:15,845 --> 01:32:18,685
- Evee what are you doing over
there? - I dunno, I'm stuck.

1502
01:32:19,945 --> 01:32:20,945
- Hey guys.

1503
01:32:23,845 --> 01:32:26,585
- C-Climb that log. We will
make a run for it.

1504
01:32:26,665 --> 01:32:28,725
- Tyler you know I hate heights.

1505
01:32:28,805 --> 01:32:30,195
- Ugh, now's not the time.

1506
01:32:30,275 --> 01:32:31,275
Come on.

1507
01:32:38,395 --> 01:32:39,315
- Evee.

1508
01:32:39,395 --> 01:32:41,005
Come on. You can do it.

1509
01:32:55,805 --> 01:32:58,545
- I don't know if I can do this, I'm panicking.

1510
01:32:58,625 --> 01:32:59,625
I'm panicking.

1511
01:33:01,875 --> 01:33:05,015
- Evee, remember Squatchers, don't panic.

1512
01:33:20,795 --> 01:33:23,225
- Come on, it's okay.

1513
01:33:23,305 --> 01:33:24,138
- You've got this.

1514
01:33:33,315 --> 01:33:35,805
Yeah, you're doing great, Evee.

1515
01:33:41,235 --> 01:33:42,068
Okay.

1516
01:33:53,005 --> 01:33:54,041
- I have to get it.

1517
01:33:54,121 --> 01:33:56,085
- Evee. No, leave the hat.
Okay. You can leave it.

1518
01:33:56,165 --> 01:33:57,925
Don't worry about it. Come on. Let's go.

1519
01:33:58,855 --> 01:34:01,125
Leave the hat. - No, I have to get it.

1520
01:34:01,205 --> 01:34:02,038
- Let's go. Come on.

1521
01:34:06,195 --> 01:34:09,278
Just keep going. Come
on. - Pick up the hat.

1522
01:34:13,283 --> 01:34:14,116
Ah!

1523
01:34:15,745 --> 01:34:16,578
- Evee!

1524
01:34:19,401 --> 01:34:20,234
Oh.

1525
01:34:26,525 --> 01:34:28,045
- You'll be okay.

1526
01:34:28,125 --> 01:34:31,135
Just crawl really slowly towards me.

1527
01:34:32,025 --> 01:34:33,805
- Tyler, I'm really scared.

1528
01:34:33,885 --> 01:34:35,295
- It's okay. You, you're gonna be okay.

1529
01:34:35,375 --> 01:34:37,935
Just whatever you do. Don't look down.

1530
01:34:39,195 --> 01:34:41,095
- Why would you say that?

1531
01:34:41,175 --> 01:34:45,705
- I said don't look down.

1532
01:34:45,785 --> 01:34:47,415
Are you shut? Don't shut your eyes!

1533
01:34:47,495 --> 01:34:49,215
- I have to shut my eyes because if I open my

1534
01:34:49,295 --> 01:34:50,495
eyes, I'm gonna wanna look down.

1535
01:34:51,885 --> 01:34:56,215
- Okay, uh, it's all right.
It's okay. It's okay.

1536
01:34:58,515 --> 01:35:02,765
Take my hand, okay? - Okay. - Alright.

1537
01:35:02,845 --> 01:35:05,005
- I can't I'm scared. - Okay. - Too far.

1538
01:35:07,795 --> 01:35:08,628
- Okay, um.

1539
01:35:10,770 --> 01:35:13,590
Hold onto the strap, and, and I'll guide you.

1540
01:35:14,555 --> 01:35:15,388
- Okay

1541
01:35:24,035 --> 01:35:25,285
- Come on, Evee! You got this!

1542
01:35:30,479 --> 01:35:31,312
(Rain Falling)

1543
01:35:38,679 --> 01:35:39,512
Ah!

1544
01:35:42,315 --> 01:35:44,232
- Alright, I've got you.

1545
01:35:48,115 --> 01:35:48,868
I've got you.

1546
01:35:48,948 --> 01:35:51,685
It's okay. Alright? It's
okay. Climb back up.

1547
01:35:55,185 --> 01:35:56,845
Alright, almost there.

1548
01:36:00,491 --> 01:36:01,324
Oh, oh, thank God!

1549
01:36:02,449 --> 01:36:03,616
Thank God you're okay!

1550
01:36:06,475 --> 01:36:08,685
- That was so freaky! -
I'm glad you're okay sis.

1551
01:36:09,545 --> 01:36:11,325
Now, you promised me you never

1552
01:36:11,405 --> 01:36:13,685
do anything dangerous like that again.

1553
01:36:13,765 --> 01:36:15,195
- You told me to walk across that log.

1554
01:36:15,275 --> 01:36:16,245
- Okay. Then promise me

1555
01:36:16,325 --> 01:36:18,085
that you don't listen to anything I say again.

1556
01:36:18,165 --> 01:36:20,425
- Okay now that I can do, and by the way, don't worry,

1557
01:36:20,505 --> 01:36:21,965
I'm not afraid of heights anymore.

1558
01:36:22,045 --> 01:36:24,685
I am terrified of them. I'm
not gonna walk upstairs.

1559
01:36:24,765 --> 01:36:26,205
I don't know how I'm gonna get
to my bedroom. It's gonna be

1560
01:36:26,285 --> 01:36:27,205
a whole big thing.

1561
01:36:27,285 --> 01:36:29,315
It's okay, it's okay.
Okay. - Wait, wait, wait.

1562
01:36:29,395 --> 01:36:33,475
Guys, guys, guys, do you realize
what just happened? - What?

1563
01:36:33,555 --> 01:36:35,885
- Bigfoot saved us! - What
are you talking about?

1564
01:36:36,935 --> 01:36:39,425
- Earth to Bret. You're not
tied to the tree anymore.

1565
01:36:39,505 --> 01:36:43,025
- Earth to Lewis, just shut up!

1566
01:36:43,105 --> 01:36:46,825
- Well, but I only saw his feet. I
can't believe it.

1567
01:36:46,905 --> 01:36:48,685
- Wait, wait. Do you guys
think Sasquatch was trying

1568
01:36:48,765 --> 01:36:49,965
to save us from Ranger John Malcolm?

1569
01:36:51,075 --> 01:36:53,755
- I'll bet he was. I'll bet you he knows

1570
01:36:53,835 --> 01:36:56,205
that Ranger John Malcolm is a psycho and, and,

1571
01:36:56,285 --> 01:36:58,125
and he was trying to rescue us.

1572
01:36:58,205 --> 01:36:59,985
- I think he was trying to eat us.

1573
01:37:00,065 --> 01:37:03,245
- Will you shut up, Bret. H-He
won't hurt anybody.

1574
01:37:03,325 --> 01:37:05,703
- Oh yeah, well then where is Nate, dude?

1575
01:37:05,783 --> 01:37:08,585
If he was trying to save us, then why did he kill Nate?

1576
01:37:08,665 --> 01:37:11,135
We all just got lucky.
There's a psycho ranger

1577
01:37:11,215 --> 01:37:12,345
after us right now.

1578
01:37:12,425 --> 01:37:13,945
So we gotta get outta here.

1579
01:37:14,025 --> 01:37:15,345
- Yeah, Bret's right.

1580
01:37:15,425 --> 01:37:16,485
We gotta get outta here. Let's just

1581
01:37:16,565 --> 01:37:18,125
head back to the sheriff station.

1582
01:37:18,205 --> 01:37:21,495
- I got a bad feeling about these woods.

1583
01:37:21,575 --> 01:37:23,915
- You're not going anywhere.

1584
01:37:27,135 --> 01:37:28,475
No one's going to the sheriff,

1585
01:37:30,735 --> 01:37:35,235
and no one is stealing my
credit for finding Bigfoot.

1586
01:37:38,315 --> 01:37:41,985
- Look, Mr. Ranger John Malcolm.

1587
01:37:42,065 --> 01:37:45,265
Sir, look, you are my hero.

1588
01:37:46,855 --> 01:37:48,065
I've read all your books.

1589
01:37:49,765 --> 01:37:51,045
You're a great explorer

1590
01:37:51,125 --> 01:37:53,985
and I have always, always believed you.

1591
01:37:56,525 --> 01:37:58,305
I know that you're not a crazy person

1592
01:37:58,385 --> 01:38:00,725
and if the science community gave you the credit

1593
01:38:00,805 --> 01:38:04,045
that you deserve, I know that
things would be different.

1594
01:38:05,425 --> 01:38:06,312
Please.

1595
01:38:08,695 --> 01:38:09,735
Please don't kill us.

1596
01:38:09,815 --> 01:38:10,925
Don't kill Bigfoot.

1597
01:38:12,325 --> 01:38:14,245
I really don't think he wants to hurt anybody.

1598
01:38:16,315 --> 01:38:19,235
If you'll just let us all go our separate ways,

1599
01:38:19,315 --> 01:38:20,535
we won't turn you into the Sheriff.

1600
01:38:22,765 --> 01:38:23,765
What do you say?

1601
01:38:28,905 --> 01:38:29,738
- Ah!

1602
01:38:43,129 --> 01:38:45,065
(Screaming)

1603
01:38:45,145 --> 01:38:45,978
- Oh my God!

1604
01:38:48,353 --> 01:38:49,186
(Wailing)

1605
01:38:51,845 --> 01:38:54,215
- Ow, Oh. - You son of a bitch!

1606
01:38:56,285 --> 01:38:57,785
- I-I thought he was Bigfoot.

1607
01:38:57,865 --> 01:38:59,895
- Does he look like Bigfoot?

1608
01:38:59,975 --> 01:39:01,905
- Where did, where did he hit you?

1609
01:39:01,985 --> 01:39:04,088
- He got me in the shoulder.

1610
01:39:04,168 --> 01:39:05,743
- At least it's just a shoulder.

1611
01:39:07,075 --> 01:39:10,525
- Yeah, just a shoulder.
- Here, take this.

1612
01:39:10,605 --> 01:39:11,725
- I think you need this more than I do.

1613
01:39:14,225 --> 01:39:17,405
- Oh, no, I don't drink
Bret. - You do now.

1614
01:39:19,635 --> 01:39:23,295
- Come on. He's fine.
He's fine. Get get him up.

1615
01:39:23,375 --> 01:39:24,985
We'll take him to base camp.

1616
01:39:25,065 --> 01:39:26,855
- Are you kidding? We're
not going with you.

1617
01:39:26,935 --> 01:39:28,305
We're just taking Nate to the hospital

1618
01:39:28,385 --> 01:39:29,565
and you are going to jail.

1619
01:39:31,655 --> 01:39:34,825
- Hey, I already shot one of you tonight.

1620
01:39:34,905 --> 01:39:39,875
I've got no problem shooting
another. Now you get him up.

1621
01:39:40,975 --> 01:39:42,655
You're gonna get him up

1622
01:39:42,735 --> 01:39:44,535
and we're gonna take him to base camp.

1623
01:39:44,615 --> 01:39:48,715
And I don't want to have to ask twice.

1624
01:39:51,045 --> 01:39:52,355
- We're gonna catch Bigfoot.

1625
01:39:54,335 --> 01:39:57,395
And I'm gonna shoot him in his big

1626
01:39:58,565 --> 01:39:59,875
hairy chest.

1627
01:40:01,915 --> 01:40:05,195
I'm ending this tonight. Once and for all.

1628
01:40:08,695 --> 01:40:11,235
- Hey there, big guy. - What?

1629
01:40:16,535 --> 01:40:18,675
- Wow. You are magnificent.

1630
01:40:21,744 --> 01:40:22,577
- Wow.

1631
01:40:27,615 --> 01:40:31,155
- You really are real, I knew it.

1632
01:40:32,965 --> 01:40:36,395
- Tyler. Tyler, take a
picture. Take a picture.

1633
01:40:37,575 --> 01:40:39,095
- Camera.

1634
01:40:39,175 --> 01:40:42,895
- My camera. My, no, um.

1635
01:40:42,975 --> 01:40:46,075
Ah, my backup camera. Lewis,
Lewis. Get my backup camera.

1636
01:40:46,155 --> 01:40:47,875
- Where is it? - It's in your bag.

1637
01:40:48,755 --> 01:40:50,515
- I have all my stuff at Base Camp.

1638
01:40:50,595 --> 01:40:52,735
- Me too. - Same. - What?

1639
01:40:52,815 --> 01:40:56,125
No, nobody has a
camera. Oh no no no,

1640
01:40:56,205 --> 01:41:00,565
this can't be happening.
Wait, no, no, no, no. Bigfoot.

1641
01:41:01,595 --> 01:41:05,845
Bigfoot, please. Bigfoot, come back.

1642
01:41:09,515 --> 01:41:11,590
Bigfoot, no!

1643
01:41:15,265 --> 01:41:16,098
Why?

1644
01:41:24,025 --> 01:41:24,858
- Bigfoot

1645
01:41:41,335 --> 01:41:42,168
There.

1646
01:41:43,825 --> 01:41:44,885
Thanks for the rope, dad.

1647
01:41:49,905 --> 01:41:52,045
- Hey Nate. How you feeling?

1648
01:41:52,125 --> 01:41:53,205
- I feel great.

1649
01:41:53,285 --> 01:41:56,085
I could walk a mile or marathon of ice cream.

1650
01:41:58,755 --> 01:42:01,085
- Okay. Well, at least he's not in pain.

1651
01:42:01,165 --> 01:42:02,445
- I like Nate better like this.

1652
01:42:03,985 --> 01:42:06,805
- Hey Nate. How did you
find your way back to us?

1653
01:42:08,265 --> 01:42:10,525
- Evee's pink flashlight.

1654
01:42:10,605 --> 01:42:13,845
I was gone for days and I followed the light home.

1655
01:42:16,795 --> 01:42:18,845
- Well, Nate.

1656
01:42:21,725 --> 01:42:23,355
I think this belongs to you.

1657
01:42:23,435 --> 01:42:24,525
I've been keeping my eye on it,

1658
01:42:24,605 --> 01:42:28,453
but you're the real Squatcher.

1659
01:42:28,533 --> 01:42:31,205
- Oh, thank you, Evee.

1660
01:42:31,285 --> 01:42:33,218
I can't wait to see Sasquatch.

1661
01:42:34,385 --> 01:42:37,310
Hey Bret! Look!

1662
01:42:39,285 --> 01:42:40,885
- There he is officer. Lock him up.

1663
01:42:40,965 --> 01:42:44,545
He ate my beans and my beef
jerky and he tried to kill us.

1664
01:42:44,625 --> 01:42:45,845
- Really, Lewis? You had

1665
01:42:45,925 --> 01:42:47,125
to lead it with beans and beef jerky.

1666
01:42:47,205 --> 01:42:49,675
This guy tried to kill us a
bunch of times. He is a monster.

1667
01:42:49,755 --> 01:42:51,355
- Okay, Ranger John Malcolm,

1668
01:42:51,435 --> 01:42:53,345
it's time you come down to the station

1669
01:42:53,425 --> 01:42:55,875
and we're gonna have a little chat about all of this.

1670
01:42:55,955 --> 01:42:57,062
- Yeah, lock him up!

1671
01:43:03,225 --> 01:43:05,565
- Hey.
- Hey.

1672
01:43:06,545 --> 01:43:10,405
- You know I never told you
this before, but I hate camping.

1673
01:43:11,425 --> 01:43:13,025
- You only told me about a hundred times

1674
01:43:13,105 --> 01:43:15,635
and 90 of them was in the past 48 hours.

1675
01:43:15,715 --> 01:43:17,258
- Yeah. Yeah. True.

1676
01:43:19,325 --> 01:43:22,945
- You know, you got a nice face, for a Squatcher.

1677
01:43:23,025 --> 01:43:26,315
- Thanks, Fay. You got a nice face too.

1678
01:43:26,395 --> 01:43:28,675
Kind of makes me wanna buy some chow mein.

1679
01:43:28,755 --> 01:43:30,463
- Well what are you doing tonight?

1680
01:43:30,543 --> 01:43:34,000
- Well, I am leaving this Godforsaken forest never to

1681
01:43:34,080 --> 01:43:36,705
return, but I should be back in the city by dinner.

1682
01:43:36,785 --> 01:43:38,425
So.

1683
01:43:38,505 --> 01:43:41,245
- You know, I kind of like you.

1684
01:43:42,155 --> 01:43:43,525
When you're not annoying me.

1685
01:43:45,595 --> 01:43:48,645
- I'll take that as a yes.
- I'd love to.

1686
01:43:49,755 --> 01:43:53,565
- Okay, chow mein tonight it is.

1687
01:43:55,835 --> 01:43:57,145
- Chow mein? Tonight?

1688
01:43:57,225 --> 01:44:00,327
Oh my God, I'm starving. - Lewis, no!

1689
01:44:00,407 --> 01:44:02,165
- I'm gonna tell them. Hey, Evee!

1690
01:44:02,245 --> 01:44:05,045
Chow main on Bret. - Come on.
- Potstickers, the whole nine.

1691
01:44:05,125 --> 01:44:08,005
- Oh my God. - Hey Tyler.
Chow mein on Bret. - Alright.

1692
01:44:08,085 --> 01:44:11,305
- This is so dumb.
- Come on, it'll be fine.

1693
01:44:11,385 --> 01:44:13,065
- So dumb Lewis, I'm throwing away your snacks.

1694
01:44:13,145 --> 01:44:14,565
- You wouldn't dare. - Oh, I would dare.

1695
01:44:18,695 --> 01:44:22,225
- Hey, Sheriff Hawkins, is it gonna end up in the news

1696
01:44:22,305 --> 01:44:25,455
that Ranger John Malcolm tried to kill us and stuff?

1697
01:44:25,535 --> 01:44:26,455
- Yes, son.

1698
01:44:26,535 --> 01:44:30,115
Most likely. That's big news around here.

1699
01:44:31,305 --> 01:44:33,835
- Well, could you maybe tell the reporters

1700
01:44:33,915 --> 01:44:37,705
that Ranger John Malcolm
was right about everything,

1701
01:44:37,785 --> 01:44:42,075
that Sasquatch is real and we really did see him.

1702
01:44:42,155 --> 01:44:43,555
I know that Ranger John Malcolm, he,

1703
01:44:43,635 --> 01:44:45,095
he made some horrible mistakes.

1704
01:44:45,175 --> 01:44:48,615
But he's a brilliant wildlife expert.

1705
01:44:48,695 --> 01:44:51,015
He deserves credit for his work.

1706
01:44:51,095 --> 01:44:54,535
- That's mighty nice of
you, son. You know what?

1707
01:44:54,615 --> 01:44:56,625
Why don't you give this number a call.

1708
01:44:56,705 --> 01:44:58,515
It's a friend of mine at the local paper.

1709
01:44:59,575 --> 01:45:01,595
I'm sure they'll write up something real good.

1710
01:45:02,495 --> 01:45:04,195
And if anyone asks about it, I'll make sure

1711
01:45:04,275 --> 01:45:06,455
to relay the message as well.

1712
01:45:06,535 --> 01:45:07,855
He was a criminal, alright,

1713
01:45:07,935 --> 01:45:11,355
but he's done a lot of good for the wildlife too.

1714
01:45:12,645 --> 01:45:15,755
- Thank you, sir.
- My pleasure. You all be safe, alright?

1715
01:45:24,335 --> 01:45:25,255
- Hey little sis.

1716
01:45:25,335 --> 01:45:27,515
- Hey Tyler.
- I have something for you.

1717
01:45:28,415 --> 01:45:30,595
- Ooh, a gift? What is it? I want it.

1718
01:45:36,105 --> 01:45:39,668
- Welcome to the Squatchers.
- Really?

1719
01:45:40,705 --> 01:45:42,755
- Your pink flashlight brought us all back

1720
01:45:42,835 --> 01:45:44,315
together. Because of you,

1721
01:45:44,395 --> 01:45:49,135
I got to see Bigfoot last night, so you've earned it.

1722
01:45:49,215 --> 01:45:50,275
- Thanks, big brother!

1723
01:45:54,425 --> 01:45:57,565
Look at me. I'm a real Squatcher.

1724
01:46:04,265 --> 01:46:05,435
I've always wanted to do this.

1725
01:46:06,455 --> 01:46:08,655
We are friends and we believe

1726
01:46:08,735 --> 01:46:11,345
the Sasquatch is as real as me.

1727
01:46:11,425 --> 01:46:12,755
He's a loner. Just like us.

1728
01:46:13,615 --> 01:46:15,895
We have each other and that we trust.

1729
01:46:15,975 --> 01:46:18,565
Rain or shine, night and day.

1730
01:46:18,645 --> 01:46:20,555
We'll stick together all the way.

1731
01:46:21,715 --> 01:46:23,915
I will believe, I'll be a watcher.

1732
01:46:25,375 --> 01:46:28,275
I'm proud to call myself a Squatcher.

1733
01:46:36,005 --> 01:46:38,225
- We're almost packed.
Just a few more things.

1734
01:46:38,305 --> 01:46:39,220
- Okay.

1735
01:46:42,303 --> 01:46:45,265
- Hey, what happened to your hat compadre?

1736
01:46:45,345 --> 01:46:46,235
- Yeah, the thing's been stuck

1737
01:46:46,315 --> 01:46:47,865
to your head since you got it.

1738
01:46:47,945 --> 01:46:50,485
- Well, I gave it to the newest Squatcher.

1739
01:46:51,945 --> 01:46:54,025
- No. Nope, nope, nope, nope.

1740
01:46:54,105 --> 01:46:56,395
Our fearless leader can't go without a hat.

1741
01:46:56,475 --> 01:46:58,425
Here, take Bret's hat.

1742
01:46:58,505 --> 01:47:00,775
- No. Oh no. My hat.

1743
01:47:00,855 --> 01:47:02,605
- Bret, I know how much you love this thing.

1744
01:47:02,685 --> 01:47:04,185
I can't take it away from you.

1745
01:47:04,265 --> 01:47:07,565
- No, no. It's uh, it's
okay. You can have it.

1746
01:47:09,505 --> 01:47:10,505
- That's more like it.

1747
01:47:16,455 --> 01:47:19,887
- We're almost there. Alright.

1748
01:47:19,967 --> 01:47:22,150
(Laughing)

1749
01:47:33,755 --> 01:47:35,315
- Uh Nate, maybe I should drive.

1750
01:47:35,395 --> 01:47:37,385
- Nate, how are you still drunk?

1751
01:47:37,465 --> 01:47:40,285
- I'm not, I'm not as drunk as Bret think do.

1752
01:47:41,665 --> 01:47:44,445
- Oh, uh. - He's in rough shape.

1753
01:47:48,725 --> 01:47:51,005
I can't believe you wore the hat the entire time.

1754
01:47:51,955 --> 01:47:53,565
- Yeah, I told you I would.

1755
01:48:00,675 --> 01:48:03,303
- Because Lewis ruined it the first time.

1756
01:48:06,625 --> 01:48:10,718
Do you still play video games? - Yeah.

1757
01:48:12,715 --> 01:48:13,715
- Good.

1758
01:48:48,485 --> 01:48:49,325
- I guess you were fake.

1759
01:48:58,728 --> 01:48:59,561
(Thump)

1760
01:49:05,185 --> 01:49:07,345
Oh my God, Bigfoot!

1761
01:49:07,425 --> 01:49:08,425
You came back!

1762
01:49:09,625 --> 01:49:13,545
Oh, this time, this time, I'm getting a picture.

1763
01:49:13,625 --> 01:49:18,625
- Getting a picture this
time. Easy, easy. Alright.

1764
01:49:19,155 --> 01:49:23,165
It's okay. It's okay. Alright. It's okay.

1765
01:49:25,135 --> 01:49:28,105
Alright, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1766
01:49:28,185 --> 01:49:30,665
Please, please, please. Can I,

1767
01:49:30,745 --> 01:49:34,765
can I, please, please give me my camera back.

1768
01:49:34,845 --> 01:49:38,195
Please give that back. Please, please, Mr.

1769
01:49:38,275 --> 01:49:41,085
Bigfoot, please give me my camera back.

1770
01:49:41,165 --> 01:49:44,685
I would really like my camera back, please.

1771
01:49:56,665 --> 01:50:01,405
- No. Oh, what,

1772
01:50:02,475 --> 01:50:05,585
what, what, what, what?

1773
01:50:05,665 --> 01:50:10,665
No, I-I, wait.

1774
01:50:11,025 --> 01:50:12,805
No. What?

1775
01:50:14,585 --> 01:50:17,605
You? Come back.

1776
01:50:20,035 --> 01:50:20,868
Wait.

1777
01:50:25,905 --> 01:50:28,165
No, I, why? Ah.

1778
01:50:38,505 --> 01:50:39,765
- Hey, Tyler. What's that in your hand?

1779
01:50:41,765 --> 01:50:44,715
- I just got the only documented photo from Bigfoot.

1780
01:50:44,795 --> 01:50:47,105
- What? No way!
- That's awesome, Tyler.

1781
01:50:47,185 --> 01:50:51,005
- No, no, no. Bigfoot,
Bigfoot took a photo of me.

1782
01:50:52,385 --> 01:50:53,385
- So?
- With my camera.

1783
01:50:54,785 --> 01:50:59,145
- You have a photo of you?
- Taken by Bigfoot.

1784
01:50:59,225 --> 01:51:00,416
- Wow.

1785
01:51:01,858 --> 01:51:03,358
What an honor man.

1786
01:51:07,105 --> 01:51:08,205
- Well, at least you got his finger.

1787
01:51:09,585 --> 01:51:11,845
So far that's the most proof anyone has that Bigfoot

1788
01:51:11,925 --> 01:51:12,845
exists.

1789
01:51:12,925 --> 01:51:15,645
- Got his finger. Bigfoot.

1790
01:51:16,835 --> 01:51:17,915
Bigfoot, in the photo.

1791
01:51:17,995 --> 01:51:21,525
- Alright, Tyler, let's go home.

1792
01:51:38,073 --> 01:51:41,959
- Guys, I'm hungry. - Shut up Lewis.

1793
01:51:42,039 --> 01:51:42,792
- Guys, look at me!

1794
01:51:42,872 --> 01:51:44,965
I'm a Squatcher! - Oh, how

1795
01:51:45,045 --> 01:51:46,555
much longer am I gonna have to hear this?

1796
01:51:46,635 --> 01:51:48,375
- When are we gonna stop for a burrito or something?

1797
01:51:48,455 --> 01:51:50,458
Shut up Lewis.

1798
01:51:50,538 --> 01:51:52,025
- At least we're all gonna get chow mein tonight.

1799
01:51:52,105 --> 01:51:54,805
- No, we're not. - Come
on! - Marshmallow me!

1800
01:51:55,865 --> 01:51:57,545
- No, we're not doing that again.

1801
01:51:57,625 --> 01:51:59,125
- Oh my God. At least when we get

1802
01:51:59,205 --> 01:52:00,665
back, we can finish the movie.

1803
01:52:00,745 --> 01:52:02,673
- Ah, we're not watching the movie.

1804
01:52:02,753 --> 01:52:05,460
- Guys, it was about have its climax!

1805
01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:06,373
Ah!

1806
01:52:20,555 --> 01:52:21,335
- Oh my, it's here.

1807
01:52:21,415 --> 01:52:25,434
It's here, it's here, it's here, it's here.

1808
01:52:25,514 --> 01:52:27,064
- Oh boy.

1809
01:52:30,195 --> 01:52:34,915
- Wow, I can't believe it!
"Bigfoot takes a big photo!"

1810
01:52:34,995 --> 01:52:36,615
Oh, look at that. - What?

1811
01:52:38,155 --> 01:52:38,988
- Wow.

1812
01:52:41,196 --> 01:52:43,155
- I want a signed copy.

1813
01:52:43,235 --> 01:52:44,335
Oh man. - Look at me.

1814
01:52:45,295 --> 01:52:47,795
- Local hero?
- Hey buddy,

1815
01:52:47,875 --> 01:52:52,095
this is not a library, so
put it down and leave. - Oh, um.

1816
01:52:52,175 --> 01:52:53,225
Sorry.

1817
01:52:53,305 --> 01:52:57,205
How much does it cost?
- It's $3 cash. Cash only.

1818
01:52:58,075 --> 01:52:59,445
Only.

1819
01:52:59,525 --> 01:53:01,270
- I don't have any cash.

1820
01:53:01,350 --> 01:53:02,745
- I don't have any cash
- Do you have cash?

1821
01:53:02,825 --> 01:53:04,565
- No, I don't have, I don't have cash.

1822
01:53:05,515 --> 01:53:06,802
- Will it be here when we get back?

1823
01:53:06,882 --> 01:53:08,148
- I doubt it, let's just go.

1824
01:53:09,035 --> 01:53:11,535
It's gonna sell like hotcakes.



